Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E254 Rob Gronkowski Exposes Tom Brady

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00:03:49.860 but we are breaking open one of these on february 27th again if you saw the vlog you already know

00:03:54.340 this but each of the 36 packs inside of these hopefully with charzards in them by the way the

00:04:00.160 charzards are going for like 350k now each of the 36 packs inside whichever one of these boxes that

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00:04:48.960 you pull a holographic card welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world

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00:05:01.180 today we got pokemon cards next to us the gronk brothers are coming on we got to get them on zoom

00:05:05.500 we already shot it we're just gonna cut to it right now thanks ladies and gentlemen i can't

00:05:10.200 believe i'm saying this we got the gronks in the house the gronk brothers are in the house

00:05:13.720 we got him live here on impulsive rob as you already know if you're watching this podcast

00:05:21.860 is headed to his sixth super bowl number six that's insane that's insane you must be so proud

00:05:28.060 of your brother guys my brother's not gone to one well he sits in the stands

00:05:33.200 I got an extra ticket for him

00:05:38.180 Yeah, he goes and sits on the stands

00:05:39.880 He'll go, he's never played

00:05:42.040 And he never will

00:05:43.140 I got one for him

00:05:44.240 20 grand

00:05:44.920 I got a ticket for him

00:05:45.980 Rob, that's above face value

00:05:48.960 That's like a 50% markup, isn't it?

00:05:53.040 Actually, that was face value

00:05:54.840 40 grand

00:05:55.860 That is the great deal

00:05:59.360 Hey, so we just got done doing

00:06:03.000 a little Q&A for the fans

00:06:05.100 on your guys' YouTube channel, The Gronks.

00:06:07.200 By the way, kudos to you guys for putting

00:06:09.100 an effort on actually

00:06:10.960 growing and fostering a YouTube channel and your

00:06:13.000 audience. Your dedication to your fans

00:06:15.020 and even the fact that you're doing media during

00:06:17.020 Super Bowl week, during this

00:06:18.940 very special time in your brother's life, means

00:06:21.000 a lot to all of us. I know you guys are doing a giveaway.

00:06:23.320 I just want to let Impulsive audience know real

00:06:24.980 quick. Tell me about this giveaway you're doing.

00:06:27.300 You got cleats and used underwear,

00:06:29.300 correct?

00:06:33.000 so so we're doing a giveaway uh for my sixth super bowl it's going to be a six-day giveaway

00:06:41.100 it started today tuesday and uh it's gonna go all the way till sunday till the super bowl

00:06:46.560 uh but uh we're just giving away products that uh you know that are my favorite brands including

00:06:52.080 my brother's brand ice shaker we're giving away a thousand dollars at top golf buffalo wild wings

00:06:57.360 We grew up in Buffalo, and we love wings.

00:07:00.120 We love to eat wings.

00:07:01.300 We love blue cheese on our wings.

00:07:03.640 And we're also giving away signed gear, signed cleats, game-worn cleats, signed gloves, game-worn gloves, also a signed jersey.

00:07:12.320 It's just going to be epic.

00:07:13.400 It's going to be a lot of fun.

00:07:14.280 Chris came up with the idea last week.

00:07:16.520 He's been posting like crazy about it.

00:07:18.260 Just go to win.gronknation.com to enter.

00:07:22.080 Fantastic.

00:07:23.060 It's like he's done this before.

00:07:24.420 Yo, he got that a lot.

00:07:25.880 It's great at plugging.

00:07:26.740 that was such a good book he practiced that before it went on the link is in the description uh okay

00:07:31.960 i'll make this quick you know we got 30 minutes uh i i was hearing stories about you guys getting

00:07:37.300 in fights growing up you know as as brothers do one in particular where a fork was thrown across

00:07:43.880 a room and stuck in someone's elbow who threw the fork so that was all rob i don't know if he

00:07:50.400 remembers but he was chasing me couldn't catch me because i kept running around the table

00:07:54.200 running around the island in the kitchen so he grabbed the fork as he ran by the island and i

00:07:59.360 ran the other way and he threw the fork all the way across the whole entire house and it landed

00:08:04.240 in my elbow got stuck in my elbow walking around with the fork in my elbow but what an athlete i'm

00:08:09.660 glad it was just my elbow and not my eye or something else that could have been really

00:08:12.780 dangerous i imagine it's just dangerous living in that house at that time just in general

00:08:17.580 also also there's there's one other thing i did to glenn there's a video out there a home video

00:08:25.320 when we were playing mini sticks i absolutely leveled him i mean it was fair i'm only four

00:08:30.480 years older than him as kids so i absolutely leveled him and he had to get stitches in his

00:08:35.860 chin and it ruined christmas actually like four years gotta make christmas better like four year

00:08:41.920 separation like he was in elementary school and you were in high school or like what was the age

00:08:45.660 difference yeah what is the age difference between you guys he was about he was about four and i was

00:08:50.080 about eight you know you got to remember i was also like five five when he was eight years old

00:08:55.820 oh my size i'm almost 30 i'm four years old hey rob i was i was getting a lot of questions when uh

00:09:08.360 we were on the live stream something about something about faking sprints

00:09:14.380 oh yeah yeah so so here we go oh dan yeah i just got in fun yeah so dan this is incredible

00:09:26.560 because it goes all the way to talking to dan tonight about this story but uh over the summer

00:09:32.960 we had to do virtual workouts because of the pandemic because we couldn't go in and do our

00:09:37.140 actual workouts with the coaches so we had a film about three sets of everything like three sets of

00:09:42.880 our bench you know three sets of our lower body workouts and then you gotta at the end you run

00:09:48.640 so you had about 20 sprints and you had to film about three to four of those sprints so then

00:09:53.200 I was getting sick of filming like it was like week five I'm like all right do I gotta really

00:09:58.940 film all these so one day I just brought out a couple t-shirts uh and after three sprints out

00:10:05.040 of the 20 I would take the t-shirt off and then film the next three all in the same day so then

00:10:10.400 And then when the next day came, the next time I had to run sprints,

00:10:13.180 I didn't even run the sprints.

00:10:14.380 I just, you know, just sent in the film of me with the other shirt on.

00:10:18.500 And Dan was there.

00:10:19.840 Dan, you were the witness.

00:10:22.040 What happened?

00:10:23.300 There was some secret sauce to it, too.

00:10:25.660 I mean, you had to do some other things, too.

00:10:28.640 You were dumping the water over your head so your shirt would get wet

00:10:32.360 so it looked like you were sweating in it, too, for an extended period of time.

00:10:38.680 I did do that, too.

00:10:40.400 he still did his other workouts

00:10:43.260 he just he didn't want to film

00:10:45.320 or he's like alright I'm gonna go throw

00:10:47.440 with Brady tomorrow and run 500

00:10:49.380 sprints I'm not gonna do

00:10:51.460 my run workout tomorrow you know

00:10:53.180 so he's like just film me now

00:10:55.340 here's the water here's the shirt

00:10:57.220 dumped water over his head and alright

00:10:59.440 I look sweaty now

00:11:00.460 boys it's a classic case of working

00:11:03.660 smarter not harder

00:11:04.940 also

00:11:07.320 like who likes doing sprints

00:11:09.500 I imagine you've been doing sprints for your whole life now.

00:11:12.640 Like, at what point have you just run too many sprints?

00:11:17.020 Exactly.

00:11:17.600 It was already too much.

00:11:19.160 It was just well needed to just, you know, cheat the system a little bit.

00:11:23.120 It wasn't even cheating the system.

00:11:24.380 It was working smarter, not harder, like you said.

00:11:26.920 Bingo.

00:11:27.140 The best part about it is our financial guy, he came up to me today, and he goes,

00:11:32.040 oh, so, like, you had a little bonus.

00:11:34.440 And I remember, you know, sending the bonus over to you, to your account.

00:11:38.300 He goes I might have to take it back

00:11:40.240 We might have to give you a letter

00:11:41.380 You owe us that bonus back

00:11:43.520 Because you know you didn't really do the workouts

00:11:45.540 He started messing with me back

00:11:47.000 I told him yo

00:11:48.900 Yo buddy

00:11:50.660 Yo Mike

00:11:51.860 I'm keeping that money

00:11:54.800 You can't do anything about it

00:11:56.820 Yeah you're right

00:11:58.000 Rob Gronkowski comes up to you

00:12:01.340 Says yo Mike

00:12:02.040 Which is my name

00:12:03.560 I'm taking your milk money

00:12:05.640 Just keep it man

00:12:07.360 Keep it

00:12:07.780 You can have it bro

00:12:08.460 I can bring you more tomorrow

00:12:09.460 Like no problem

00:12:10.400 You know what he said he eats

00:12:11.660 Before his Superbowl

00:12:12.840 Children

00:12:13.440 Full size fucking children

00:12:16.240 Dude I don't want

00:12:17.460 An entire cow

00:12:19.460 Like what's the answer dude

00:12:20.960 I don't know

00:12:21.600 A peanut butter and jelly sandwich

00:12:23.980 And chocolate milk

00:12:24.740 Oh that makes sense

00:12:25.720 And chocolate milk

00:12:26.900 That sounds like some Amherst New York shit

00:12:28.960 Dude that's what

00:12:29.600 I'm pretty sure that's what they do up there

00:12:31.080 In fucking Amherst

00:12:32.260 My mom and dad packed me that for the fifth grade

00:12:34.300 I didn't think it was gonna be like a football preparation

00:12:36.220 That's what fuels the best athletes on the planet.

00:12:37.900 Well, peanut butter is a great protein for energy.

00:12:40.780 Yeah, but what about Nesquik?

00:12:42.200 Isn't that kind of like, oh, Nesquik?

00:12:44.180 I get you.

00:12:44.780 I get you now.

00:12:45.700 Now I know why you're fasting.

00:12:46.580 But Rob, I heard you're feeling the best you've ever felt in your days.

00:12:50.880 And I know you had a little stint where you had some fun.

00:12:54.260 You partied in the offseason in between games or whatever.

00:12:58.220 I wasn't there, but I heard.

00:12:59.700 but now has the PB&J diet led you to become the super athlete or how are you feeling and what's

00:13:07.380 your secret you know I'm feeling really good man I'm going on my 20th game this year and I actually

00:13:14.280 never played 20 games in my lifetime in the NFL because we usually you know my first nine years

00:13:22.020 I've always had a bye week in the playoffs which is incredible so I never played on the wildcard

00:13:27.220 weekend. So this is the first time I'm going to be playing 20 games in a season. And it's also

00:13:32.160 the first time I have completed a full season since about 10 years ago in 2011. So that's just

00:13:39.540 incredible. I'm definitely super proud about it. You know, that was one of my goals coming in is

00:13:43.900 just to play every game, be consistent every game. And I would just say, you know, just you live and

00:13:48.580 learn. There's some, you know, there's some times where I was like, oh man, I should have done

00:13:52.620 things differently, but now this is the chance to do it. This year was a chance to do things.

00:13:57.220 You know, that didn't really go the way I wanted it to go back in the day.

00:14:00.740 So it's about, you know, eating healthy, taking care of your body more,

00:14:04.040 making sure you get the proper sleep.

00:14:05.540 As an athlete going into your 30s, you definitely got to watch out

00:14:09.460 and you definitely got to take care of yourself more.

00:14:11.400 It's not like you're 21 years old.

00:14:12.880 I can tell you my resume at 21 years old,

00:14:16.300 it was 100% totally different than what it is at 31 years old.

00:14:21.360 I was out after every game, even Friday nights.

00:14:23.540 now it's like man after the game friday night can i get some extra treatment what can i do

00:14:28.700 some extra sleep so just making sure you're ready to go uh week in week out you know when you're in

00:14:34.000 your 30s so so rob we talked about it earlier before you jumped on but does that mean you

00:14:38.920 will not be at shrine nightclub this time after super bowl number six dropping 100 g's in the club

00:14:45.380 well hold on hold on that's after the super bowl so you never know what may happen

00:14:50.920 i can't make any promises there but you know leading up to the super bowl i will not be there

00:14:57.620 i'll be trying to shine on the field that's right and what about what about gronk beach no no gronk

00:15:03.540 beach this year either is that happening no it should have happened we could have had uh

00:15:09.000 you know the number one gronk beacher gordy gronkowski last year in the stands with the fans

00:15:15.940 popping champagne everywhere, which was legendary.

00:15:20.740 I looked over.

00:15:21.580 I was on stage.

00:15:22.300 I was like, the party's going on over there in the table section,

00:15:25.840 not on stage when I looked over.

00:15:28.200 That's right, baby.

00:15:30.400 Yes.

00:15:32.260 And then just know we're going to take off this year from the Grunk Beach

00:15:36.180 party, but it's just pretty cool to be, you know,

00:15:39.580 to have that Grunk Beach party last year when I was not playing and then

00:15:42.820 coming back and then going to the Super Bowl.

00:15:45.220 It just means that in the end, when I'm not playing football again,

00:15:48.760 that the Grunt Beach Party can live on every year at the Super Bowl for sure.

00:15:53.660 I got to ask a question for all of your brothers, Rob.

00:15:58.560 Is it ever annoying how good your brother is at football?

00:16:05.760 You should ask all the other brothers that played in the NFL except me.

00:16:09.960 I just – I don't want to – no, listen.

00:16:12.900 I don't want to compare, but, you know, six Super Bowls is a lot of Super Bowls.

00:16:19.820 Yeah, it is.

00:16:21.500 Yeah, the one thing I thought, it makes you feel like we all had shorter NFL careers.

00:16:26.640 It makes us feel like we didn't even have an NFL career because Rob's so good.

00:16:30.760 Asshole.

00:16:31.200 But I've got to sometimes remember that I play in the NFL, too, and it's just Rob.

00:16:37.120 I mean, we love it, though.

00:16:38.740 I mean, sometimes they say, what's better than being rich?

00:16:41.940 it's having a rich brother so yeah he still gets to do everything we get to do everything he has

00:16:51.600 to work you know hey i can kind of relate to that i can kind of relate to that with logan

00:16:55.860 how much how much of uh uh going to super bowl number six can can be attributed to having a

00:17:03.120 strong family around you and having a strong team and having those brothers there for your whole

00:17:06.920 life oh you know I gotta you know I believe that you know my childhood has definitely helped me

00:17:14.720 get to where I am because when we were growing up you know I had friends in the neighborhood

00:17:19.440 Gord had friends in the neighborhood Dan had friends in the neighborhood Chris had friends

00:17:22.980 Glenn had friends and it didn't matter what age you were when you were at our house or whenever

00:17:30.040 we were at our friends we were all competing versus each other so like I said when I nailed

00:17:34.440 Glenn uh when you know in our in our own video with mini sticks he he was competing with us it

00:17:40.760 didn't matter that he was four years younger he was competing and then there would be a 10 year

00:17:44.440 old when I was six and I would be competing so just that you know getting implanted in my mind

00:17:49.420 that competition no matter who was versed like I definitely contribute a lot of that and also

00:17:54.660 my brothers beat the crap out of me like non-stop so I feel like these hits now that I take in the

00:18:00.140 NFL, being young and just always

00:18:02.180 getting pounded on and taking those hits

00:18:03.900 has got me prepared for such

00:18:05.960 violency in the game of the

00:18:08.180 NFL.

00:18:09.640 I used to beat the shit out of Jake

00:18:11.800 and I used to say the same thing.

00:18:14.900 This will prepare you for the NFL.

00:18:17.380 That's actually why

00:18:18.280 he's a great boxer. He never made it

00:18:20.120 to the NFL.

00:18:21.840 He never made it.

00:18:23.460 Well, that's probably why he

00:18:25.520 won his last boxing match.

00:18:28.420 It's probably because of you, Logan.

00:18:29.740 that's yeah what'd you guys what'd you guys think of that did you did you guys watch that fight did

00:18:34.400 you did you could you have uh predicted that that was going to go down that way and what

00:18:38.160 what do you guys think about the next fight against askrin

00:18:40.240 they're like they're like ask it's gonna they're like ask it's gonna fuck

00:18:49.120 you know i think i got scared like i'm not gonna say anything because if i say something wrong

00:18:56.460 and they're going to beat me up in the boxing match.

00:18:58.940 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:59.260 It's going to watch them.

00:19:05.760 Hey, Rob, could you ever see yourself in a boxing match?

00:19:12.400 I can, you know, I actually went to the Floyd Mayweather Pacquiao fight,

00:19:18.060 and I was there with Amendola and Julian,

00:19:20.220 and, like, we were all, you know, gassed up after the fight,

00:19:23.680 and we were rolling around the lobby,

00:19:25.180 and Amendola had his hands up like this

00:19:27.440 and I was just throwing jabs at his hands

00:19:29.420 the whole day. The whole time he's like

00:19:31.200 getting you prepared for the next fight and like

00:19:33.160 in that moment I felt like I could do it

00:19:35.340 and then the next day Amendola showed me his hands

00:19:37.540 his hands were completely

00:19:38.960 swollen and we had to go to practice and he

00:19:41.120 didn't want to catch the football two days

00:19:43.420 later still because his hands were swollen

00:19:45.220 because we were just going at ham.

00:19:47.540 That's perfect. Sounds like

00:19:48.840 you're built for the sport or just all sports.

00:19:52.860 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:53.320 I think we're going to take two Gronk bros versus the Pauls.

00:19:59.160 Oh, damn.

00:20:00.700 I would pay.

00:20:01.660 Can you do that at Gronk?

00:20:03.080 Can you do that at Gronk Beach?

00:20:04.880 Do that at Gronk Beach as a promotional aspect of Gronk Beach.

00:20:08.460 Have Cascade in the background or one of those.

00:20:10.720 I would pay any money to see that happen.

00:20:13.520 Speaking of money, if you guys decide to do that,

00:20:15.640 let me know at least two weeks.

00:20:17.060 I can liquidate all of my money and put it on you guys.

00:20:20.580 Dude, look at this guy.

00:20:21.780 I've been staring at your neck for like four, like what?

00:20:25.320 How long we've been on this?

00:20:27.240 He's picking up a large fraction of his screen.

00:20:28.860 Dude, it looks like he's dispensed candy and it's like if it goes back, it's like a pez head.

00:20:33.240 So I kind of mentioned this on your guys' live stream, but I want to ask it in a different way perhaps.

00:20:38.940 If you could go back in time and give advice to the 10-year-old version of yourself,

00:20:45.220 because you're all successful in your own regard and you all know what it's like to grow up around a support system

00:20:50.860 that is there for you at every second of every day.

00:20:54.460 But what would you tell your 10-year-old self

00:20:56.940 if you could go back in time right now,

00:20:59.060 knowing what you know?

00:21:01.960 Well, who should we start with, the oldest?

00:21:04.580 Yeah, George, you know, he's going to be the fact

00:21:06.460 that he probably should have played football.

00:21:14.020 Yeah, that's right.

00:21:16.140 I should have tried to play football.

00:21:18.440 The whole thing, the whole story with that was

00:21:20.280 the day i went out for tryouts my younger brother dan who was four inches taller than me and got

00:21:24.740 all the chicks so i was jealous in my grade um he was the quarterback at the time as a sophomore

00:21:31.320 dude he was throwing bullets and and like rob punching amandola's hands i went home and my

00:21:38.420 hands were black and blue and then i was like damn i'm playing football again you ruined your

00:21:44.280 brother's experience dan uh yeah yeah dan what would you tell you 10 year old self

00:21:49.880 um yeah you just got to be confident and to go after it i mean i was gordon and i were the first

00:21:57.600 two through but i just saw rob and all of them after saw us and they had the confidence rolling

00:22:03.120 through but uh we we had to figure it all out but let's go through and trust yourself

00:22:08.300 trusting what you got this is true that's this is too serious a question for this show

00:22:14.060 we can go back we go back to shrine nightclub if you want if you guys want to go back to shrine

00:22:20.440 i told myself to go party more yeah that's

00:22:25.180 hey they're right we try we try to give some value sometimes yeah this is a pretty serious

00:22:34.060 one i was i was gonna ask rob again uh another question about super bowl six what is what does

00:22:39.300 six mean to compared to five four three two one all the other Super Bowls you went you you went

00:22:44.280 to what does this one mean that the other ones might not have you know this one's a little bit

00:22:48.940 different but I would say like everyone a couple of people have asked me already this week like

00:22:53.640 what you know what's the most important Super Bowl to you and I would say it was so far it's

00:22:58.980 the first one because it gets you inducted into the Super Bowl club like you're there you're you

00:23:03.940 made it like you won a Super Bowl like if you won two Super Bowls three Super Bowls or one Super

00:23:10.340 Bowl you won a Super Bowl like you know what it took you know what it's all about uh but the sixth

00:23:15.860 one uh I mean this is my sixth time going it would be my fourth one so but the fourth one I mean it

00:23:21.920 would definitely be on you know on that level of like the first one because it's coming out of

00:23:27.000 retirement uh it's like it's coming to a whole new team a whole new organization going to Super

00:23:33.580 my first year uh i would just feel like you know it's kind of like you know kind of like the first

00:23:40.600 one you're getting back into that club you're getting back into that super bowl club since i

00:23:44.260 took a year off that's what it feels like i mean it would be right up there with all the other ones

00:23:48.360 uh if not could possibly be the best one so far so we'll see sunday this may be a dumb question

00:23:54.700 but is this the is this the first time you've played a super bowl in the city that the the

00:24:00.620 team was the home team or did you have one before that that's the first time ever in nfl history

00:24:07.100 oh it really oh it is holy shit yep they say there's no such thing as a dumb question but

00:24:13.620 that one was dumb at least i guess at least at least i preface at least i preface that

00:24:19.960 i can't believe he's younger than you he's a whole he's a whole elementary student younger

00:24:26.280 crazy wild crazy wild crazy wild bro you told me rob that you plan on when you win uh denting the

00:24:34.580 super bowl trophy again what did craft say to you when you did that the first time oh oh you know

00:24:41.740 it wasn't you know at the moment like here's how it went down i did it and then the pr guy uh stacy

00:24:49.780 like he's the pr of the team he's the media guy of the team does a great job but like

00:24:55.780 he gets real nervous like when i do things like he used to get real nervous when i used to have

00:25:01.140 pictures of my shirt like of my shirt off me when i like people would take pictures of me

00:25:05.800 like when i'm partying like rob like rob like we can't have that like you like like that type

00:25:11.620 because he just wants a clean image that's what he does and uh so that happened he's he looks at

00:25:18.080 and he starts shaking like boy like rob like what did you do like shaking so nervous and i'm like

00:25:25.760 what do you mean i bunted like did you see that that was a that was a face hit and he's shaking

00:25:31.860 he's shaking i was like i was like that was legendary like really not that you really

00:25:35.860 didn't think about it that i actually dented the trophy i just did it and was like oh yeah that

00:25:39.800 was nothing you know and he's sitting there like like about to crap his pants basically like what

00:25:45.100 am i going to tell mr crap and then mr crap he told mr crap and mr crap told me he's like man

00:25:50.680 we're going to keep it man that that was cool we're going to keep that for you he goes we're

00:25:54.740 going to keep it for you because of that catch that you had in the game i was like thank you

00:25:59.360 mr crap that's why i love you good i think it's uh i think it's on brand you know there's a story

00:26:05.760 behind it which one of y'all how do i say this i'll say it in a pg way which one which one of

00:26:13.200 y'all is the biggest scaredy cat like like who's got some irrational fears or phobias that you know

00:26:18.400 i'm sure one of y'all is scared of spiders or are y'all just eating steel and fighting ghosts

00:26:24.600 All together, Chris, he's the most jacked one in the family,

00:26:27.940 posts all his muscles with his shirt off every day on Instagram.

00:26:30.960 So if you want to see that, make sure you follow him, Logan.

00:26:33.720 But then he gets his flu shot,

00:26:35.880 and he passes out from the little tiny needle from the flu shot.

00:26:39.740 Like unconscious, pass out, falls over?

00:26:42.640 Yeah.

00:26:44.400 He went down.

00:26:46.220 Wow.

00:26:47.760 Yeah, that's pretty embarrassing.

00:26:48.220 The most jacked one, can't get a flu shot.

00:26:51.420 You can't be the only one.

00:26:52.320 I feel like you're a pussy.

00:26:54.540 When it comes to that?

00:26:55.360 No, in general.

00:26:56.000 No, in general, absolutely.

00:26:57.180 No, I'm telling you.

00:26:57.980 Oh, yeah, okay.

00:26:58.560 I'm accepting it.

00:26:59.660 Okay, I don't know what you want from it.

00:27:01.320 Also, are you going to get –

00:27:02.160 Oh, wait.

00:27:05.240 I know why Chris is so scared of the flu shot.

00:27:09.860 Because he's not really jacked.

00:27:11.540 He inflates his arms so they look good at him.

00:27:16.520 So then when he got poked with the flu shot, it broke up the muscle

00:27:21.040 because they were inflated, and so then they started deflating,

00:27:23.780 and then he passed out

00:27:24.840 because he has a muscle pump.

00:27:28.800 Makes a lot of sense.

00:27:31.540 Makes a lot of sense.

00:27:33.920 It's very football.

00:27:35.980 How do y'all have this drive?

00:27:39.280 Because each one of you

00:27:40.360 has this entrepreneurial spirit.

00:27:43.360 But is it genetics?

00:27:44.760 Is it something your parents did right?

00:27:46.580 Is it the competition

00:27:47.380 that your brothers created?

00:27:48.800 Where does it come from?

00:27:51.580 Papa Gronk, man.

00:27:52.620 35 years in business now

00:27:54.980 our dad raised us

00:27:56.640 two jobs for six years starting his own

00:27:59.080 business while raising five boys man

00:28:01.080 just insanity thinking about it

00:28:03.180 I think we just all saw him

00:28:05.060 as well just grinding man

00:28:07.140 coming from nothing

00:28:08.240 and he's in the room

00:28:11.940 Logan have you ever heard

00:28:13.400 our pops in the morning

00:28:15.020 when you're having breakfast

00:28:17.560 or you're sleeping all you hear

00:28:18.960 Every morning

00:28:23.600 What do you mean he's fucking

00:28:24.520 Really insane

00:28:27.920 No

00:28:29.820 Jim in our basement

00:28:31.080 He works out at 6.30 every day

00:28:32.840 I was like

00:28:35.700 Getting it in every morning

00:28:37.620 He has two jobs

00:28:39.280 Five kids

00:28:39.980 He has to get it in

00:28:40.880 Early in the morning

00:28:41.660 Or he won't fuck at all

00:28:43.180 Six o'clock in the morning

00:28:44.540 Rob, I've heard you say before

00:28:53.220 You hate being bored

00:28:54.220 You started a YouTube channel in the past year

00:28:56.940 You spiked Steve Harvey's Lego head on national television

00:28:59.840 You hosted a TV show

00:29:00.720 You were on The Masked Singer

00:29:01.680 Do you enjoy these other ventures to keep yourself busy?

00:29:06.040 Or what are some other things that you want to do?

00:29:09.220 Yeah, I actually do enjoy them for sure

00:29:12.000 I mean, sometimes, you know, if you do it too much, it can you it can, you know, wear on you a lot of travel if you're traveling all around.

00:29:19.960 But when when things line up and you got some time just to, you know, hop on TV shows, host a TV show or something and you got that time to do it.

00:29:29.160 It's a blast and you got to enjoy it. And going on Masked Singer, I would probably say that was one of my funnest things to do,

00:29:35.880 because I kind of always wanted to learn just how to sing a little bit, you know, how to dance a little bit.

00:29:40.680 and uh we are terrible i would say as a family at remembering songs so i just wanted to finally

00:29:47.420 remember a song for the first time in like my life and uh it comes from my dad i think because

00:29:52.660 when you see him sing like he says one word every like 20 words and i was like i was like i gotta

00:29:57.920 finally like remember a song so when i went on the math singer it was just a lot of fun just

00:30:02.940 learning a song learning how to dance a little bit but uh let me tell you it took a while too

00:30:08.700 remember that first song it took me about five hours but then after that you start picking it

00:30:12.920 up and you start remembering new songs like just like that as as it goes on what was this what was

00:30:18.660 the first song it was it vanilla ice or something like that yeah it was vanilla ice ice ice baby

00:30:23.360 and then i like i'm so like i got it down to t like you know the song by eminem rap god like i

00:30:30.680 can sing eminem ice ice baby i mean vanilla ice ice ice baby that quick now too do you want to is

00:30:37.320 Is there any chance you'd want to give us a quick snap?

00:30:39.600 I'll try.

00:30:40.980 I think he was about to.

00:30:42.760 All right.

00:30:43.180 All right.

00:30:43.400 Stop.

00:30:43.880 Collaborate in this.

00:30:44.520 And I said, back with a brand new invention.

00:30:45.800 Something grabs hold of me tightly.

00:30:46.780 Flow like our pool daily and night.

00:30:47.880 Whatever.

00:30:48.180 Stop.

00:30:48.420 Yo, I don't know.

00:30:48.880 Turn off the lights and I'll blow.

00:30:49.880 To the extreme.

00:30:50.280 I reckon I'm like a vandal.

00:30:51.060 Light up the stage.

00:30:51.520 I'm like a trumpet.

00:30:52.140 I can't.

00:30:52.480 I can't.

00:30:52.500 I'll dance.

00:30:53.060 What's the speaker that booms?

00:30:53.820 I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom.

00:30:55.340 Deadly.

00:30:55.600 When I play it, don't melt.

00:30:56.280 The anything less than the best of the family.

00:30:57.680 Love it or leave it.

00:30:58.200 I like that you didn't blink the whole time

00:31:10.280 Dude, I thought we were gonna get in trouble with the whole Tampa Bay crowd

00:31:16.300 If his head exploded before the fucking scene almost happened

00:31:19.860 Oh my god, bro, that was amazing

00:31:24.340 I think it's so cool

00:31:27.900 that you went to tampa with tom brady that uh that that relationship uh on and off the field

00:31:35.680 i'm sure contributes to how much success you guys are having is that is that awesome to travel with

00:31:40.400 a teammate uh especially one as special as tom brady and then make it as far as you did time

00:31:46.920 and time again well well this is i never really told anyone but uh the real reason why i came to

00:31:52.940 Tampa is because when he came down here he did an interview with Howard Stern and he told Howard

00:31:59.900 Stern I had you know the nicest uh piece in the locker room like it was very beautiful so I was

00:32:07.820 like that is a gentleman what a guy like I want that guy always throwing me the passes

00:32:13.080 yo as soon as I gotta go to Tampa now when he went down there I was like I gotta help him out

00:32:19.400 He can help me out by telling everyone I have the nicest ding-a-ling in the locker room.

00:32:25.300 That was appreciated.

00:32:27.540 As soon as you opened your mouth there, Logan already started laughing

00:32:31.860 because he knew what was going to come out was going to be fucking nonsense.

00:32:35.920 It's not nonsense.

00:32:37.360 It's not nonsense.

00:32:39.200 Wait, is that, yo, to all the brothers, I mean, I'm sure you guys know better than anybody else,

00:32:45.100 is that a true statement?

00:32:46.400 Is Rob packing the most heat in the family or what?

00:32:49.400 I don't know.

00:32:49.940 We should probably ask Tom.

00:32:57.080 That means Tom saw all of you guys naked, though.

00:33:01.440 Yeah.

00:33:06.520 They said they're going to Dubai on a jet.

00:33:09.640 Sorry about that.

00:33:10.420 They said they would go to Dubai on a jet after if they could go anywhere in the world.

00:33:15.840 Now I'm speaking rhythmically.

00:33:16.920 yeah well i mean it's it's semi-open right yeah you can go there and do have you guys been to

00:33:22.440 dubai before all of you guys no never been any plans after like rob you gonna go crazy

00:33:28.780 no you know there's really no plans right now just really it's all about the game but uh

00:33:34.940 you know i can you know with the pandemic going on you really you know you really can't really

00:33:40.600 make plans right now and i'm not really worried about because i've traveled so many places already

00:33:44.760 And, like, I'm just really, truly actually just worried about the game.

00:33:48.220 And then when that, you know, finishes, then I can plan some trips.

00:33:53.500 Because I'm definitely going to go on some trips.

00:33:55.060 Like, I got to.

00:33:55.720 Like, I've been literally six months straight.

00:33:58.500 Like, I haven't had any time off since August 2nd.

00:34:01.280 We've been playing football for 28 weeks.

00:34:03.600 This is my 28th week straight playing.

00:34:06.000 So, I'm ready for a vacation, but I'm also ready for the game this Sunday.

00:34:09.780 Hell, yeah.

00:34:10.500 Hell, yeah.

00:34:10.880 If the pandemic wasn't going on, you had any choice in the entire fucking world, you win the Super Bowl, and you can't include Shrine Nightclub as your answer, where would you go if you could go anywhere, dude?

00:34:24.580 Well, we kind of answered this.

00:34:26.960 I said Dubai.

00:34:28.160 Oh, that's your answer?

00:34:29.920 I thought, no, no.

00:34:30.600 Danny goes, he just said Dubai.

00:34:32.340 No, no, no, no.

00:34:33.020 But I thought that was because it's kind of open.

00:34:34.840 I didn't know if you had, like, a dream location, like Tom Brady's basement or some fucking other answer, you know?

00:34:40.520 I don't know

00:34:42.820 Hey Chris

00:34:50.740 I got a question

00:34:52.240 Yeah

00:34:53.540 You guys have played

00:34:55.000 In a regular season game before

00:34:57.160 You've played against each other

00:34:58.300 Yeah

00:34:59.840 Was that cool?

00:35:03.280 Was there inherent

00:35:05.640 Like yo I have to

00:35:07.920 You know murder this guy now

00:35:09.800 what's that like the pressure of the nfl what ended up happening was um you know he pulled

00:35:16.340 himself all this off all the special teams so i couldn't actually go against them if we're both

00:35:20.200 on offense so instead he's on the sideline and every time i ran by you know he would yell out

00:35:26.900 you know 44 sucks or 44 everything he could think of and um you know i ended up having a great game

00:35:35.160 And I got special teams player of the week

00:35:38.060 I got the belt

00:35:38.800 So I think I won that one on him

00:35:40.820 Damn

00:35:41.860 Yeah he had zero team

00:35:45.080 I can feel the tension

00:35:49.480 You just brought back anger

00:35:51.660 They get off this

00:35:52.540 They're like you know what

00:35:53.140 Fuck that guy

00:35:53.840 He's about to say something

00:35:55.360 Hold up let him say it

00:35:56.380 He's thinking

00:35:56.920 I'm just going to let him have this one

00:35:59.260 But I got the

00:36:00.200 I was shit talking on the sidelines

00:36:02.080 So if you shit talk you win

00:36:03.860 You're the winner

00:36:04.580 that i asked you this uh on the last live stream but uh which one of you had the most fun in college

00:36:15.100 oh yeah yeah i think we got to talk about the hot tub here gorge you want to talk about that one

00:36:21.580 well i actually had the most fun at rob and chris's college

00:36:25.860 i went to college for 15 years he was in college can you believe it

00:36:31.280 pretty much studying the whole time you were a super duper senior dude you were living with

00:36:40.080 your brothers uh going to class or just you know hanging out just hanging no i skipped class so

00:36:46.900 what i would do is i'd make sure when they got home that the floors were like soaked up real

00:36:51.080 nice so we could do slip and slide right through the kitchen um then the dining room and out the

00:36:56.760 back door so we could jump right into the hot tub and there was a nice tree right there

00:37:00.840 And it might have been filled with panties and bras

00:37:03.560 But you know

00:37:04.180 I'm not sure

00:37:05.720 It might have been filled

00:37:07.880 I can't imagine you guys

00:37:11.380 Like

00:37:11.700 I don't know

00:37:13.540 Like if you weren't in the NFL

00:37:14.480 What would you be doing

00:37:16.520 They'd be doing that dude

00:37:18.720 Just partying

00:37:19.360 Just in college

00:37:20.880 Yeah they'd still be in college right now dude

00:37:23.780 Like

00:37:24.240 Wait where did y'all

00:37:27.140 Wait where did y'all go to school

00:37:28.560 Did y'all go to different schools

00:37:30.080 yeah gordon could you name off your list yeah

00:37:34.460 amher amher's community college for six years to start it which one of you guys growing up

00:37:43.000 was like the biggest simp for girls like would do anything oh yeah like which one you're like

00:37:47.300 my god he's such a pussy when it comes to girls

00:37:49.220 wow you guys stick together huh why fucking no one wants to answer that one

00:37:56.700 i would say gordon you want to answer that one i don't really know because like

00:38:03.100 growing up that wasn't me but now it's a little different story

00:38:07.220 that was a great answer which one of you guys are single because i know roberto has got his

00:38:15.240 got his lady but what about everybody else hey i don't have um my name next to anything that

00:38:21.700 is married so i i just consider that single oh let's go it's every and whoever you're dating

00:38:28.080 right now is not gonna want to hear that but yeah but yeah she's gonna go she's gonna say

00:38:36.460 that logan ball kid was right can't believe you said that about me also i don't know why she's 90

00:38:41.800 Yo, I remember

00:38:45.780 I remember growing up

00:38:47.820 What a line that was

00:38:49.060 I remember growing up

00:38:51.520 My brother lost his virginity before me

00:38:54.380 I was pissed

00:38:55.180 Like growing up in high school

00:38:57.580 It was a big deal that

00:38:59.600 You know, my little brother was

00:39:01.040 He was laying pipe before I did

00:39:04.320 Well, you were like a math nerd

00:39:06.560 Were you like a math nerd?

00:39:08.140 Or like, what was it?

00:39:09.140 You were into physics and stuff, weren't you?

00:39:12.800 Suck a dick, bro.

00:39:18.960 I was a math nerd.

00:39:21.180 Why are you making fun of him?

00:39:22.940 Your brothers told me you weren't.

00:39:26.400 When you dropped off the live stream,

00:39:28.220 they said the grades weren't as important to you as anything.

00:39:34.740 He is good at math, though.

00:39:36.120 You did not see his interview.

00:39:37.960 What did you say?

00:39:38.940 I didn't hear that.

00:39:39.880 They said that grades weren't as important to you

00:39:43.140 because I asked if you guys were competitive in the classroom

00:39:46.680 and they said you didn't care as much about the grades.

00:39:50.360 I was A-plus and not caring.

00:39:56.660 So many one-liners.

00:39:57.900 Just left and right.

00:40:01.800 Your team sent me some funny questions to ask.

00:40:06.300 Who wins in a spelling contest?

00:40:09.880 none of us

00:40:10.700 none of us

00:40:11.600 no but hey you're good at math though right

00:40:14.760 like that's what I saw

00:40:15.660 yeah

00:40:16.560 yeah real good at math

00:40:19.100 fantastic so maybe you would have been

00:40:20.500 your equation Rob

00:40:22.120 Rob what's 6 plus 9

00:40:24.940 plus 6 times 9

00:40:27.260 uh

00:40:27.660 um

00:40:29.740 that was a good one

00:40:31.600 you said it wrong

00:40:34.000 I think you said it wrong

00:40:35.680 I think you tricked me

00:40:36.980 plus nine plus six times nine okay uh well six times nine is uh is 54 if i'm correct

00:40:47.460 and then if you add six to that no no no six if you add nine more to that what is the answer

00:40:55.580 logan let's go i don't know you have to figure out 15 times 36 i'm not you know i'm not a

00:41:02.360 calculator no what are you talking about no he just gave it to 60 plus nine just say the answer

00:41:05.960 69.

00:41:06.840 There you fucking go.

00:41:08.200 There you go.

00:41:08.780 My guy.

00:41:09.940 My guy.

00:41:10.760 Now we know Logan don't know Matt.

00:41:12.760 He might have just not been listening, to be honest with you.

00:41:16.020 He's not too bad at Matt.

00:41:17.220 I was fully paying attention and completely lost.

00:41:19.680 But I was doing order of equations.

00:41:20.080 I just quickly did 54 plus 15.

00:41:23.860 It was 69.

00:41:24.740 PEMDAS.

00:41:25.900 You got to do 59.

00:41:27.000 Parentheses.

00:41:27.900 That's a parenthesis.

00:41:30.820 Explanation point.

00:41:31.700 Explanation point, yeah.

00:41:32.600 When you guys

00:41:38.180 When you guys weren't

00:41:39.780 When you guys weren't

00:41:40.480 You know

00:41:40.800 Playing sports

00:41:41.420 Eating peanut butter and jelly

00:41:42.300 Beating the shit out of each other

00:41:43.460 Growing up

00:41:43.840 What

00:41:44.020 What were you doing

00:41:45.260 Checkers

00:41:46.620 Puzzles

00:41:47.580 Call of Duty

00:41:48.200 God

00:41:49.060 There we go

00:41:50.140 Who's the

00:41:50.940 Who's the best war zone player

00:41:52.220 In the house

00:41:52.760 Or in the

00:41:53.960 Or in the family

00:41:54.640 Zombies

00:41:56.560 Oh zombies

00:41:58.020 I love zombies

00:41:59.300 We're about 10 years

00:42:00.600 Finding video games

00:42:01.620 Did you guys play

00:42:02.420 buried i was big what did you guys play buried it's like buried or something like that with

00:42:08.080 zombies don't don't i don't i've never heard that before what's your deal george that's the only

00:42:12.820 time i played zombies well hold on hold on first first of all you're not 10 years behind me because

00:42:17.500 i'm i'm i'm geriatric i'm elderly i'm logan's old friend what's the best call of duty ever made

00:42:23.060 uh call of duty the rig the og the og title got it got it yeah because it started it off

00:42:31.700 It started to change.

00:42:32.820 Got it.

00:42:33.480 I have a selfish question.

00:42:35.520 Do any of you enjoy collectibles, sports collectibles, Pokemon?

00:42:40.160 I don't know.

00:42:41.320 Yeah, we used to have Pugs back in the day.

00:42:44.500 Pugs.

00:42:46.180 Stamps, coins, and different types of money.

00:42:49.900 Oh, okay, good.

00:42:50.620 So you're slightly into it.

00:42:51.720 I don't know if you're into Pokemon, but this is still cool.

00:42:54.120 I'm going to show it off because I'm proud of it.

00:42:55.780 So I'm really into Pokemon.

00:42:56.760 All right, so right here.

00:42:59.200 Yeah.

00:42:59.600 I have six first edition boxes.

00:43:02.860 This is literally $2 million worth of Pokemon cards sitting next to me.

00:43:07.160 I just got it.

00:43:08.120 I don't know if you care, but I'm so happy.

00:43:12.180 Subtle flex.

00:43:13.300 Subtle flex.

00:43:15.780 Hey, hey, hey, don't worry.

00:43:18.180 I used to trade Pokemon cards with Glenn.

00:43:20.460 Glenn, you know we did.

00:43:22.520 Okay, good.

00:43:22.960 Yeah.

00:43:23.780 See?

00:43:24.160 Charizard, that's your favorite one by far.

00:43:25.980 Oh, yeah.

00:43:26.460 You have a Charizard.

00:43:27.360 Hell, yeah, this Charizard's in here.

00:43:28.620 I can feel him.

00:43:29.600 Pikachu, Charizard, fire.

00:43:34.940 Fire.

00:43:36.280 Hey, man, I appreciate your guys' time.

00:43:40.460 I know we're sort of limited, and Rob, you want to focus on the game this week,

00:43:45.320 but I really do want to say I appreciate you guys coming on and speaking with us.

00:43:48.920 This was a fun episode, man.

00:43:51.680 Yeah.

00:43:52.620 Thanks for having us, man.

00:43:53.800 Absolutely.

00:43:54.640 Yeah, of course.

00:43:55.440 Hogan, thank you, man.

00:43:56.400 We'll see you soon, man.

00:43:57.520 Of course, brother.

00:43:58.140 Yeah, let's do this more often.

00:43:59.600 Definitely, definitely.

00:44:01.640 The next Rock Beach party will want you to show up.

00:44:03.700 Oh, we'll be there for sure.

00:44:05.760 For sure.

00:44:06.280 Rob, good luck.

00:44:07.120 Go fucking get him, dude.

00:44:08.160 Bring him fucking home for Tampa.

00:44:10.320 Do it for Tampa, Rob.

00:44:12.240 Let's fucking go, Rob.

00:44:14.300 Fuck yeah.

00:44:14.800 Let's go.

00:44:15.380 Do it for Tampa.

00:44:16.620 Let's go.

00:44:17.220 It's Tampa Bay.

00:44:18.100 Yes.

00:44:18.300 That's right.

00:44:19.120 Let's go.

00:44:19.800 All right, good luck, guys.

00:44:20.800 He better win.

00:44:21.620 If he loses, they're going to blame it on us.

00:44:22.980 All right, bye.

00:44:27.060 See you, boys.

00:44:27.920 Peace.

00:44:30.460 Whoa.

00:44:31.440 What a great family.

00:44:33.000 Whoa.

00:44:33.960 What a great family.

00:44:35.840 Yo, that was nuts.

00:44:38.040 It's always tough when you get 12 people in the same room trying to,

00:44:41.680 especially over Zoom.

00:44:42.940 12 people in different rooms.

00:44:44.940 It worked pretty well.

00:44:46.160 I learned that this is the first time ever the Super Bowl happened in a city

00:44:51.080 and had the hometown team in the Super Bowl.

00:44:54.380 Very cool.

00:44:54.760 Pretty dumb question.

00:44:55.760 I'm sure no one on this set fucking knew that.

00:44:58.060 Did you know?

00:44:58.640 It was a dumb question.

00:44:59.280 Oh, great.

00:44:59.820 Okay, cool.

00:45:00.200 I didn't think it was a demo.

00:45:00.780 Cool, that helps a little bit.

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00:46:22.760 Welcome back to the program.

00:46:23.840 um jeff bezos stepping down as the ceo of amazon is it weird that i'm saying that right now maybe

00:46:30.940 is the episode still going let me ask my co-host my the host of the actual show logan paul sure

00:46:35.560 thing yeah there's some things we can cover okay jeff bezos stepping down as the ceo of amazon do

00:46:40.080 we know why yet should i search it that's interesting stock is up after the announcement

00:46:44.420 stock went up everyone thought bezos was not good for the company is that the case i don't know no

00:46:49.500 No, that's not the case.

00:46:50.900 I don't know what it is.

00:46:52.440 Maybe a renewed drive and renewed thought about this new blood coming to the helm at Amazon.

00:47:01.580 But the stock, as we both know, because we dropped a shit ton of hundreds of thousands into it.

00:47:07.080 I took it all out and put it all on GameStop.

00:47:08.220 But you were getting a little hit on it, right?

00:47:10.520 Not at all.

00:47:10.940 It was so stagnant for so long.

00:47:12.500 I took it out, put it all on GameStop, lost the majority of my money, and now the Amazon stock went up.

00:47:17.040 By the way, it's how my life tends to go when it comes to trading money on the stock market

00:47:21.720 in any exchange.

00:47:22.980 As he's sitting next to $2 million worth of Pokemon cards.

00:47:25.920 Oh, I'm going to have to pawn this.

00:47:27.460 I'm going to pawn all of it.

00:47:28.880 It was stated on the last episode when you talked about selling out of your options on

00:47:35.240 GameStop that I saw some comments in the section that you had paper hands.

00:47:40.060 What did that mean again?

00:47:41.100 You weren't a holder.

00:47:42.200 You weren't a holder of stock.

00:47:44.320 You didn't have the diamond fist.

00:47:45.500 Oh, paper hands?

00:47:46.020 Yeah, and that you're weak for letting go of it.

00:47:48.440 There's a lot of people that think that GameStop is going, quote, unquote, to the moon.

00:47:53.920 Some guy just texted me right now, a guy who told me to invest in GameStop when it was first going up,

00:47:58.880 swearing on his life that it was going to go to $800, possibly $1,000.

00:48:02.920 He said, I'm still holding on to GME.

00:48:04.580 I trust the stock to still show up at $800 to $1,000.

00:48:08.540 I would go ahead and say that's impossible.

00:48:13.400 well we don't like that term here on the show it's pretty impossible how about improbable

00:48:18.560 impossible okay fair enough i think portnoy was getting some heat too oh yeah because he sold out

00:48:24.400 and lost about 700 700 000 at what point do you cut your losses the fastest dollar earned is the

00:48:31.100 dollar saved mark well hey you don't gotta tell me that look he said he bought it at the absolute

00:48:36.580 high on amc nokia and naked and sold at the exact bottom i lost 700k and people are calling me a

00:48:41.500 suit and a pussy i may be a pussy but i'm definitely not a suit well said i feel the

00:48:47.420 same way like i might be a bitch ass for selling my stock but you're not a suit no chance

00:48:53.100 yeah because there were other people in the comments saying that that you were a puppet

00:48:58.140 for wall street whatever man no no one said that not a single person said that i like how you

00:49:02.860 talked about amazon right after the gronks i thought we maybe just gonna stick with sports

00:49:08.960 Okay, let's all talk about sports for a second.

00:49:11.440 Which expertise area do you guys want to settle on in the sports arena?

00:49:14.940 Whoa.

00:49:15.400 Box?

00:49:16.000 Hold on.

00:49:16.680 What?

00:49:18.140 You're talking to an 0-1-1 professional boxer,

00:49:21.460 an all-state American in football,

00:49:24.360 and one of the best wrestlers in the state of Ohio in high school, not college.

00:49:27.080 And you're talking to a guy who was top five fastest in the Challenger Games.

00:49:30.880 Oh, that is true.

00:49:32.120 Don't knuckle me.

00:49:32.840 Fuck.

00:49:33.960 I was a commentator at the Challenger Games.

00:49:36.240 Yeah, that's cool.

00:49:37.860 matters at all um freshman beatdowns i remember them did you ever get one no i was a little too

00:49:45.300 big for that but but but actually i had this one kid i'm just i'll just shout him out dude i had

00:49:51.420 this one kid my whole life his name was brian mckenna real irishman and this kid beat me up

00:49:58.020 he was a i think one grade ahead of me but he's a family friend quote unquote friend uh it just

00:50:04.280 beat me up the whole the whole time as I was growing up and he always said the same thing to

00:50:07.900 me I'm gonna continue to beat me up until you hit me back I am only doing this not to bully you but

00:50:14.600 to train you to fight back that's it and for years I was like if I fight back it's gonna get so bad

00:50:19.980 it's gonna hit me even harder then one day I fought back he never did it again wait yeah shout

00:50:25.340 out Brian McKenna dude that was it that was an important lesson because I didn't have brothers

00:50:28.540 and he knew that that's actually an elevated level of bullying everyone who went to Westlake

00:50:32.900 high school in Ohio, Cleveland, Coutts, the Coutts brothers.

00:50:38.980 They were like that.

00:50:40.060 Oh, brother?

00:50:41.660 Bigger.

00:50:42.740 Bigger and wider was the thing.

00:50:45.020 These boys were huge.

00:50:48.120 They called them a manster, half man, half monster.

00:50:50.560 I thought you were going to say half man, hamster, yeah.

00:50:52.360 Doug, I'm talking like the freshman playing on varsity, and I went to one game, and he

00:50:59.180 He was in the middle of a run

00:51:02.300 And he got tackled

00:51:03.220 And he like snapped his fibula

00:51:05.260 And everyone was obviously pissed

00:51:06.760 Because he was like our best player

00:51:07.900 And he was the freshman

00:51:09.080 Took a blowtorch and fused it back into place

00:51:11.740 Yo the whole stadium

00:51:14.260 And by stadium I mean small high school amphitheater

00:51:17.440 Bleachers

00:51:19.000 It was horrifying

00:51:21.380 But these kids were so tough

00:51:22.580 And he was the one who kind of like

00:51:23.860 Led the helm of some of the freshman beatdowns

00:51:26.760 I was lucky when I was a freshman

00:51:28.100 and I tore a piece of cartilage in my knee.

00:51:31.640 And so I would walk around on crutches.

00:51:33.880 I'd still go to the practices to support my team.

00:51:36.380 But I was always so scared whether or not he was going to beat my ass

00:51:39.380 because I was already crippled, right?

00:51:41.160 Yeah, you were the crippled.

00:51:42.000 So nobody fucked you.

00:51:43.000 They call you gimp and shit like that?

00:51:44.480 They call me gimp and shit.

00:51:45.580 And I remember being scared.

00:51:48.900 I'll just say it.

00:51:49.500 I was scared, man, because my friends called me shrimp

00:51:52.060 before I went through puberty.

00:51:53.120 I was super small.

00:51:54.360 I was kind of frail.

00:51:56.460 And I was able to, for me, luckily, like postpone in the same way, you know, Mayweather versus Logan Paul has postponed my freshman beatdown until sophomore year where I could sort of defend myself a little bit.

00:52:09.260 And I remember like just counting down the days until Coots graduated and I didn't get my ass kicked.

00:52:14.060 So for all the freshmen out there, you're going to get your ass beat.

00:52:18.960 Sorry, fake an injury for the entire year.

00:52:22.120 Transfer schools

00:52:24.600 Fight back

00:52:25.520 What

00:52:26.000 Well that's not

00:52:26.600 I got out of it

00:52:27.280 Cause this is probably

00:52:28.120 I don't know if this is probably

00:52:29.100 Going to get cut

00:52:29.500 But I would pee

00:52:30.580 In the football players

00:52:32.140 Pee your pants

00:52:32.880 No they were taking steroids

00:52:34.340 And they knew that

00:52:34.960 I didn't do any drugs

00:52:35.840 So I would pee in cups

00:52:36.740 And sell my piss to them

00:52:38.080 You're lying

00:52:38.680 That's amazing

00:52:39.460 That's amazing

00:52:40.500 That's how I got out

00:52:41.500 The guy came up to me

00:52:42.380 He's like hey

00:52:42.700 We're not gonna buy your shit no more

00:52:43.880 He's like but

00:52:44.340 Also we won't beat your ass

00:52:45.680 And I was like done

00:52:46.980 You got out of being bullied

00:52:48.520 By selling piss

00:52:49.360 Yeah freshman year

00:52:50.280 The worst part

00:52:51.420 i was in eighth grade and it was like the uh high school uh i don't know what's it called when they

00:52:59.000 teach you about you know high school i don't know orientation the orientation sort of dare yeah and

00:53:05.260 i remember they had these counselors and we were all like is that what he's talking are you talking

00:53:09.300 about drug in high school abuse resistance education dare yeah no but i remember uh they

00:53:15.160 The counselors were telling us about this freshman beatdown thing that I've heard about.

00:53:22.880 And they said, no, no, it absolutely does not exist.

00:53:25.360 And kids are getting hospitalized.

00:53:28.180 Like, in the first week, I'm like, oh, my God.

00:53:31.480 They lied to me.

00:53:32.660 This is crazy.

00:53:34.500 This is inhumane.

00:53:35.500 Why would anyone go to this high school?

00:53:38.140 Like, in general, not just mine.

00:53:39.800 Like, why would anyone go to high school for fear of getting their fucking face punched in?

00:53:45.520 Now I know why I got to skip the freshman segment because I did freshman year at a Catholic high school.

00:53:53.460 And if you did any shit like that, they'd literally beat your fucking ass, dude.

00:53:56.900 At a Christian school?

00:53:57.740 Yeah, well, it's Catholic, bro.

00:53:59.320 It was called Notre Dame-West Haven.

00:54:00.820 And the brothers were, they still had the, this was back in 54, 1954, and they still had the ability to beat the fuck out of kids.

00:54:06.760 you know they would smack my wrist with a ruler punch me in the back of the head like how old

00:54:11.960 are you that's 76 my mom and dad i think they stopped doing that with them dude when i played

00:54:19.520 football i was uh i was pretty good because i was big and i didn't give a fuck like whatever my

00:54:28.520 coach said i did and a high school football coach's job is to win right so he wasn't thinking about

00:54:34.340 my health or my future in any way right so it's pretty much go go sacrifice yourself your body

00:54:41.320 your well-being for the team and i did and and i liked playing with my boys you know some of the

00:54:45.680 people i still text to this day mac we played football together like and our team was good

00:54:50.080 we went to the playoffs for the first time in 18 years which was a big it was one of those years

00:54:54.120 it was a big deal we went nine and one and then lost but uh it was it was a good year it was a

00:54:59.120 really good year and i remember uh a couple times getting concussed got my first concussion um it was

00:55:07.500 a classic head-to-head collision and and i i it took me longer to get up because up until that

00:55:12.940 point every hit that i deliver like i lacerated some kid's liver shouldn't have done that with

00:55:17.980 it not intentionally but he's he's probably gonna hear about this i'm bro i'm to this day so sorry

00:55:23.440 he could never play contact sports again come on i know i didn't again not intentionally i ran into

00:55:27.380 him at OU and uh I was like by the way sorry about the whole liver thing he's like it's fine man

00:55:32.620 this is fucked up but anyway anyways this first time I got a concussion um I was on all fours

00:55:38.960 and my dad could tell something was wrong he was like an assistant coach he was like an assistant

00:55:43.940 assistant coach he was the water boy is what you're saying damn near he was newly divorced

00:55:49.540 didn't have a job he just hung around really had no business but yeah they just legally couldn't

00:55:55.320 tell him to leave they everyone wanted to they just kept coming but he would he he noticed that

00:56:01.060 something was wrong because it took me a longer a little longer to get up and i was the linebacker

00:56:04.820 i don't know how much you know about football but the linebackers call the play yeah cont the

00:56:08.920 lineman pick the play look the signal from my coach and i get up and i literally did not know

00:56:15.640 where i was i knew i was supposed to be doing something but i didn't know what and i didn't

00:56:21.620 know why like chores or something i had no idea like quick just quick stop why the fuck were you

00:56:27.400 playing linebacker what was the size you're just small you're not a huge man for high school how

00:56:33.620 big i saw the high school videos of you weren't a massive man were you same size you just you were

00:56:39.660 the same as you are now same size except i have a beard now oh lord okay well well i mean even

00:56:44.740 without well even without the beard i wouldn't have been scared i mean remember shaved face

00:56:48.400 slogan it wasn't the scariest no he was a little thicker in the face because he got it he had um

00:56:52.500 uh some inflammation from wrestling constantly getting hit and uh ringworm yeah a lot of it

00:56:57.080 yeah so yeah i remember thinking like oh yo i'm supposed to i'm supposed to be doing something

00:57:00.840 whatever that's four fucking times i literally will lacerate your liver if that happens

00:57:06.740 turn the phone off put it on do not disturb okay how is that we have those such a massive podcast

00:57:14.980 I'm sorry.

00:57:15.980 You're being unprofessional.

00:57:17.400 Mike, stop yelling at him.

00:57:19.540 Yeah, so look, I got this bad concussion.

00:57:21.700 He told me not to go to sleep, and that's all you want to do when you get concussed.

00:57:24.820 Everyone who has a concussion knows that.

00:57:26.680 You just want to go to sleep and end it.

00:57:29.420 We ended up winning this game, long story short, but I went to a party afterwards.

00:57:32.700 I don't know how I got there.

00:57:34.800 I don't remember my friends.

00:57:36.360 Were you concussed or roofied?

00:57:37.480 What's going on here?

00:57:38.140 Why are you so confused?

00:57:39.300 Well, I got roofied at the party.

00:57:40.600 Stop it.

00:57:41.460 Oh, my God.

00:57:42.380 It's not funny.

00:57:43.400 It's not.

00:57:44.040 Mike, stop it.

00:57:44.980 Go on.

00:57:45.780 So that's it.

00:57:46.380 That's a story.

00:57:47.000 Just don't play football.

00:57:49.020 Do you remember?

00:57:49.600 Actually, I got a quick story for you.

00:57:51.320 I won't let my kid play football unless he's like,

00:57:54.420 yo, dad, I'm leaving this house forever if you don't let me play football.

00:57:58.360 It is so dangerous if you don't play the right way

00:58:02.960 or have coaches who aren't guiding you in the right way.

00:58:05.500 It is a dangerous sport.

00:58:07.180 All of my injuries that I feel to this day, pulled hip flexors,

00:58:10.960 surgery on both knees

00:58:12.540 the concussions that I experienced

00:58:15.420 all from football

00:58:17.200 my parents

00:58:18.940 they just heard the truth of this story

00:58:21.640 it took me years to tell them the truth

00:58:23.760 because I was terrified

00:58:24.380 but 6th grade, no 7th grade

00:58:27.460 two hand touch football

00:58:28.880 no tackling

00:58:31.520 no nothing

00:58:32.500 the grass was wet and I was punting the ball

00:58:35.400 and I slipped

00:58:36.760 and I went full back

00:58:38.900 hit my back of the head

00:58:40.500 completely fine so embarrassed i was so embarrassed because the girl that i liked was staring at me

00:58:47.100 and i did this like i did this like wink at her and i went and i missed and i went boom

00:58:53.260 and i just closed my eyes i go this is not happening i did not just wink at her with all

00:58:58.480 that confidence and just fall on my head so i stood there in my mind just like okay what do you

00:59:03.240 do what do you do and then i heard her go oh my god george and then i was like oh my god god made

00:59:07.320 this happen this is my movie moment she's gonna run to me so i just i just sat there with my eyes

00:59:12.220 closed she ran up and i felt like a hand on my chest and i was like this is amazing but then i

00:59:19.680 was like these are some heavy hands oh i finally got my eyes open i look up it's the pe teacher

00:59:25.740 and he's like don't move and i was like oh my god what am i doing i'm completely fine by the way

00:59:30.600 like i could got up boy or girl pe teacher man was it cool when he performed cpr on you didn't

00:59:35.220 touch me immediately called the ambulance he's like you can't move you are out and i was like

00:59:39.600 no i'm good oh god one of those you can't get out where we have you under concussion protocol

00:59:45.020 dude you're four blows the whistle everybody go inside what bro everybody's walking by me oh my

00:59:51.920 god people are talking shit you fucked us all up for this game we're never picking up again i'm

00:59:56.800 already hated like so i'm laying there and i'm like okay just embarrass myself in front of this

01:00:01.140 girl right hairy knuckles on my body a syrian everybody's talking shit to me yeah i go this

01:00:06.720 can't get worse ambulance come oh my god at what point are you just gonna refute like yo

01:00:11.560 motherfucker i'm fine stop touching my dick i'm so deep and i'm like this is fucking embarrassing

01:00:17.080 i'm riding this shit so i thought they're gonna come check me with the light be like you're good

01:00:21.700 go back to class bro i swear to god i'm not lying they're doing the iv thing and the the fucking

01:00:29.240 dude is new or whatever but he keeps missing and at one point blood squirts onto my shut bro on

01:00:37.500 everything blood squirts so now i have blood on my own blood no one else's blood my blood so it

01:00:45.060 was your blood right my blood not nobody else's blood someone else's blood maybe not somebody

01:00:49.940 got it my blood they put me on a stretcher bro they go how is this how i fucked up the guy asked

01:00:56.800 me in front of like the the pe teacher and he just sent everybody into class he goes how bad does it

01:01:01.960 hurt and i'm like i'm not gonna say four i just sent everybody back into class he goes out of 10

01:01:08.400 i go 12 oh i can't move he goes oh my god they put the fucking thing around my neck bro they put me

01:01:15.940 on the stretcher they start putting me in the fucking ambulance i go oh god this is deep like

01:01:20.620 this is really deep the the fucking the they put me in this special room they're like immediately

01:01:25.900 doing all this shit

01:01:26.600 my mom and dad

01:01:27.300 meet me at the hospital

01:01:28.180 the school calls them

01:01:29.060 my mom walks in crying

01:01:30.640 my dad's holding my mom

01:01:31.960 my sister got out of work

01:01:33.560 she came

01:01:34.220 this is

01:01:34.660 now they see

01:01:35.920 this shit

01:01:36.600 with fucking blood

01:01:37.940 he's paralyzed

01:01:38.720 on me

01:01:39.560 they're just crying

01:01:40.420 and they're like

01:01:40.920 are you okay

01:01:41.820 I go

01:01:42.140 I barely made it

01:01:42.940 like I don't know

01:01:43.480 what you kept it saying

01:01:45.400 going for your family

01:01:46.300 what the fuck Mike

01:01:47.440 you know what my dad said

01:01:48.880 he goes

01:01:49.260 I swear to god

01:01:50.340 please give him the right accent

01:01:51.300 please

01:01:51.540 $3,000

01:01:53.500 that's how much

01:01:55.640 The fucking M

01:01:56.920 You couldn't drive

01:01:57.760 I go

01:01:58.060 I'm in 7th grade

01:01:59.080 So he goes

01:02:01.080 He goes

01:02:01.780 12

01:02:02.200 By the way

01:02:03.060 Also off story

01:02:04.080 2 weeks prior

01:02:05.060 I was in the hospital

01:02:05.740 For eating flaming hot Cheetos

01:02:07.000 And I had acid reflux

01:02:08.780 And I thought I was

01:02:10.080 Having a heart attack

01:02:10.900 So I grabbed my chest

01:02:11.620 And I go

01:02:11.860 And my mom's a hyperchondriac

01:02:13.140 Like me

01:02:13.420 She's like

01:02:13.580 No my son's having a heart attack

01:02:14.800 And the doctor's like

01:02:15.960 No he just had acid reflux

01:02:17.180 So I had a hospital

01:02:18.200 Over that

01:02:18.820 So they had

01:02:19.300 6 or 7 thousand dollars

01:02:21.580 That month

01:02:22.700 Over nothing

01:02:24.260 Bro

01:02:25.140 Took me a long time

01:02:26.140 I was actually at dinner with them

01:02:27.540 Like recently

01:02:28.040 A couple years ago

01:02:28.700 Guys remember that time

01:02:29.720 I went to the hospital

01:02:30.440 I'll never forget

01:02:31.060 It was the first time

01:02:31.640 I watched Lou Ferrigno

01:02:32.700 As the Hulk

01:02:33.340 They put me in the hospital bed

01:02:34.660 And they played this

01:02:35.120 Bullshit ass show

01:02:35.940 And I go forever and always

01:02:37.440 Now I see Lou Ferrigno

01:02:38.680 I think of myself

01:02:39.520 Dying but not dying

01:02:41.660 But yeah that's the time

01:02:43.760 I hurt myself

01:02:45.020 Playing football

01:02:45.580 Injuries that happen

01:02:47.020 During like

01:02:47.780 Relaxed or like

01:02:49.580 Low key sporting activities

01:02:50.760 Always make me laugh

01:02:52.420 And not really laugh

01:02:53.600 I mean more like cry

01:02:54.520 Because I ruptured my spleen playing basketball

01:02:56.560 When I was 15 years old

01:02:58.420 I ruptured one of my major internal organs

01:03:01.980 How'd you do that?

01:03:02.860 That shouldn't happen if you're 15

01:03:04.380 I was at the top of the key

01:03:05.800 I finally got the ball

01:03:07.220 As Logan would always say

01:03:11.660 He's too big to be moving like that

01:03:13.540 And at this moment I was like

01:03:15.640 Dude I'm going to drive hard

01:03:17.060 And I'm going to go for the layup

01:03:17.900 And I went and I was driving

01:03:19.360 And this kid TJ saw me driving to the hole

01:03:21.640 And he couldn't break away from his other defense

01:03:23.820 to block me from going for the layup.

01:03:25.480 So he just stuck his foot out.

01:03:27.360 He thought that was the right answer.

01:03:29.080 And so classic street ball move.

01:03:30.700 You just trip the motherfucker

01:03:31.740 when they're going for the layup.

01:03:32.940 And I went and I went to jump up

01:03:34.540 and I got elevated

01:03:35.360 and I literally went like a domino

01:03:37.140 straight down to the ground.

01:03:39.120 And I just remember hitting the ground

01:03:41.140 full bore with like my abdomen.

01:03:43.900 And for a second,

01:03:45.140 it was that same kind of moment.

01:03:49.780 Like everything kind of like gets wide around

01:03:51.620 and you have just like that second

01:03:52.940 and I got back up

01:03:55.160 and somebody passed me the ball

01:03:56.040 and I was like

01:03:56.560 I started to dribble

01:03:57.640 again at the top of the key

01:03:58.320 I don't know why I kept

01:03:58.880 getting the ball at the top of the key

01:03:59.720 I'm not a fucking point guard

01:04:00.520 I'm six foot three

01:04:01.060 what the fuck was I doing

01:04:01.820 but I was like

01:04:02.680 and they were like

01:04:05.960 yo are you good

01:04:06.760 and I was like

01:04:07.160 I'm going to lay down

01:04:08.460 for a second inside

01:04:09.500 and I walked inside

01:04:11.160 to my friend TJ's house

01:04:12.240 no one was home

01:04:12.840 and I laid down in the bed

01:04:14.420 for a second

01:04:14.900 and it was like

01:04:15.580 it was like a

01:04:16.280 a warm spring day

01:04:18.020 and I just remember

01:04:18.860 the drapes were like

01:04:19.900 blowing in the breeze

01:04:20.840 what a vivid picture i remember really well and i was laying there and all of a sudden

01:04:27.760 i i literally closed my eyes for half a second i opened them and they were all just staring

01:04:32.120 standing around me staring at me like this

01:04:34.360 staring at me like i was looking at five of my friends staring at me with their mouths open they

01:04:40.860 they go you're mike you're blue you're blue you have you are blue like we have to do something

01:04:47.240 so I called my dad

01:04:48.120 why is anybody else doing anything

01:04:50.840 I don't know

01:04:51.540 because in all honesty bro

01:04:53.220 this was a different time

01:04:54.260 I remember when I fractured my skull

01:04:55.960 on the skiing hill

01:04:56.540 and my brains were leaking on my head

01:04:58.160 they were like

01:04:58.580 yo can you get down to the bottom of the hill

01:05:00.020 can you still ski

01:05:00.800 like it was a different time

01:05:02.000 there was none of this fucking bullshit

01:05:03.260 like Joe George slipped kicking a ball

01:05:05.360 like it was like

01:05:06.600 yo put your brain back in your head

01:05:08.460 and ski dude

01:05:09.320 my dad paid $65

01:05:11.360 for the Killington lift ticket

01:05:13.100 you're gonna finish this fucking day

01:05:15.220 but it was a different time

01:05:16.820 so I called my dad

01:05:17.820 I'm like

01:05:17.980 can you bring me

01:05:19.000 to the hospital please

01:05:20.240 and he comes

01:05:21.000 and picks me up

01:05:21.620 and this was like

01:05:22.000 the 50th time

01:05:22.700 he had to pick me up

01:05:23.300 for some dumb shit

01:05:24.080 sometimes I would call

01:05:24.840 and my hand arm

01:05:25.700 would be hanging off

01:05:26.460 he's like

01:05:26.700 what the fuck

01:05:27.100 is this shit now

01:05:27.800 bro he actually

01:05:28.420 he's only 10 years older

01:05:30.280 than me

01:05:30.740 it was a different time

01:05:33.460 cause you guys

01:05:34.140 give me so much shit

01:05:35.180 so I like to play with it

01:05:36.180 so he drives me

01:05:38.060 to the hospital

01:05:38.620 and they're like

01:05:39.720 I'm like dude

01:05:40.580 I'm in so much pain

01:05:41.900 at this point

01:05:42.320 and they're like

01:05:42.620 what's wrong with him

01:05:44.020 like does he

01:05:44.540 you know

01:05:44.880 did he break ribs

01:05:45.960 or like you probably broke some ribs but here drink six gallons of this brown liquid it was

01:05:50.680 this dye it was dye so i drank it they did a cat skin and they go they come back in and they go

01:05:55.520 uh we actually have some bad news uh my mom had come at that point she goes your son

01:06:01.960 i wouldn't rupture wouldn't be your son obliterated his spleen it doesn't exist anymore the internal

01:06:07.640 organ has burst completely and he has lost one third of his of his blood into his stomach

01:06:12.960 and a nurse a nurse walks in and she goes honey honey how much pain are you in right now and i

01:06:19.320 was like a thousand and she's like i'm gonna tell you something that you're not really gonna like

01:06:25.140 to hear right now um but we have to do it anyways and she she pulls this lube out and starts lubing

01:06:31.680 up a tube like this this is like my worst nightmare and i'm like where the fuck is that tube going and

01:06:37.580 And I'm sitting there bleeding out.

01:06:39.560 You go like this?

01:06:40.480 No, no, no, no.

01:06:42.080 All right, doc.

01:06:43.620 I've been here before.

01:06:45.200 I'm sitting there bleeding out.

01:06:47.000 I don't need the lube.

01:06:47.720 Just stick it in.

01:06:48.960 No, I was only 15, so I hadn't had any booty fingers yet.

01:06:51.880 And she comes over, and she takes the tube, and she starts feeding it into my nose.

01:06:57.980 While I'm wide awake, and it goes in my nose.

01:07:00.300 I feel it turn in the top, and then it goes down my throat into my stomach.

01:07:04.320 and I'm just sitting there with a tube

01:07:06.320 and my mom's watching on

01:07:07.760 and they're all fucking crying

01:07:08.980 I'm sorry it's gotten quite dark

01:07:10.060 they're all crying and like screaming

01:07:11.900 why are you feeding a tube to my son

01:07:14.520 while he's still fucking awake through his nose

01:07:16.380 and she hits a button and it goes

01:07:17.940 and I see this brown liquid

01:07:23.320 blood and fucking organic organ fluids

01:07:27.420 are coming out of this tube

01:07:28.680 and filling a vial

01:07:29.960 organic organ fluids

01:07:32.000 anyways long story short

01:07:33.320 yo we gotta go in there

01:07:35.180 we're gonna cut a hole

01:07:36.820 down the center of your body

01:07:38.340 and we're going to rip your

01:07:40.280 dilapidated

01:07:41.940 fucked up spleen

01:07:43.380 out of that orifice

01:07:44.620 that we create

01:07:45.420 this is all from a guy tripping

01:07:46.940 where is it now

01:07:48.000 where is that guy

01:07:48.740 I don't know

01:07:49.140 I'd like to put it

01:07:49.840 I don't know

01:07:50.280 and it only got worse from there

01:07:53.260 they took it out

01:07:54.900 they sewed me back up

01:07:55.940 no spleen

01:07:56.420 they took care of all the internal bleeding

01:07:57.620 whatever

01:07:57.940 two weeks later

01:07:59.240 I'm sitting on the toilet

01:08:00.540 just having a shit

01:08:02.180 like a normal night

01:08:03.240 shit i probably had some wendy's earlier that night dude bro we mean having a shit no turds

01:08:09.660 are coming out i and i realized i thought about i'm like i haven't shit in like three four days

01:08:13.360 the fuck's going on my intestines is a common relapse after you remove one organ tangled into

01:08:18.640 a full knot my intestines were knotted so nothing was feeding through so i go back to the fucking

01:08:23.920 hospital i go back to the hospital and the doctor goes ah we're gonna we're gonna have to sit we're

01:08:30.840 gonna have to go back in for surgery opens the shit back up untangles my my intestines

01:08:37.280 and tells my mom when we come out he goes the wound was so fresh that i didn't even need a

01:08:42.320 knife to open it i just ripped it open with my thumbs this is this is he said that this is

01:08:46.340 horrible horrifying nonetheless is the story over it's over all right this is so old i feel like i

01:08:51.020 could probably say this now i got in a fist fight with him uh in his closet about three years after

01:08:56.340 that and he had a little brother who was about eight years younger and he was so scared for him

01:09:00.060 that we were having like an actual fist fight

01:09:01.560 that his brother stabbed me

01:09:03.220 with a steak knife in the leg.

01:09:05.380 I've never,

01:09:05.980 this is not even in the book.

01:09:06.960 I've never told this story before.

01:09:08.280 Hey man.

01:09:08.580 He was like a little Chucky doll

01:09:10.100 because he was so young.

01:09:11.100 He ran over and put a steak knife into my leg.

01:09:13.560 Mike, what the fuck life have you lived, bro?

01:09:15.700 First of all,

01:09:16.220 why are you fighting in the closet?

01:09:17.340 What's happening?

01:09:17.860 We fell into it.

01:09:19.580 Like we're throwing punches

01:09:20.380 and the closet was open

01:09:21.220 and we fell into it

01:09:21.940 and all of a sudden

01:09:22.360 I felt a sharp pain in my thigh.

01:09:23.860 Bro, it took a kid stabbing you in the leg

01:09:25.640 for you to come out of the closet?

01:09:27.920 Fire!

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01:09:52.420 they don't let you keep it right i think i probably could uh you can't i've tried i've had

01:09:57.840 so much of my body removed uh the testicle the knee uh i think there was a part why what's the

01:10:04.880 if you have if you have your dick cut off you surely can keep no chance unless you do it well

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