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00:02:45.320 will thank you this is the moment that we're all gonna look back and remember and i'm just scared 0.60

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00:02:54.000 You know what I mean?

00:02:54.560 Yeah.

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00:03:25.320 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.

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00:03:40.160 I'm moving to Puerto Rico.

00:03:42.700 I'm moving to Puerto Rico.

00:03:44.120 I was there this past week kind of scouting it out.

00:03:46.780 i've been uh fiending for a change in my life and i think i got that that bug bit me that is biting

00:03:56.000 everyone leaving la and i finally got it and west west isle you have the west isle virus is that 0.95

00:04:01.920 what you're saying because there's some dangerous insects down there in fucking pr there's not so 0.51

00:04:05.900 that's what i thought i thought it was uh it was more third world than i suspected so i went out 0.51

00:04:11.180 there to to scout it and i just fell in love with it and um obviously i'm impulsive and i trust my

00:04:18.440 gut my instincts i feel like it's the closing of a chapter and the opening of a new one getting a

00:04:24.080 lot of senior year vibes around the house i've been singing that song the whole as we go on

00:04:30.100 we remember copyright for that copyright infringement is forever and i could tell

00:04:38.960 you're a little yeah george is really fun so really quickly before uh we started the show

00:04:43.920 today logan just gave us an entire uh powerpoint presentation called why you people should move to

00:04:50.680 puerto rico with me and he he for lack of a better word stated his case and a lot of the stuff was

00:04:55.880 aimed directly at me me and him have had some very intimate conversations over the past week

00:05:00.040 uh about why it would make sense for me to be there and why i should pick up and leave and go 0.89

00:05:04.680 there and every time i've said hey man listen bro i'm not fucking moving puerto rico with you 0.65

00:05:08.540 So he put together a whole Puerto Rican PowerPoint document. 0.87

00:05:11.880 You went full Jordan Belford on me. 0.79

00:05:13.600 Yeah. 0.66

00:05:13.940 You potted your head with a microphone and said, 0.99

00:05:15.480 I'm not fucking leaving. 0.99

00:05:16.200 I'm not fucking leaving. 0.98

00:05:17.020 And then George walked in during this PowerPoint, 0.98

00:05:19.240 and now this is his current attitude towards things, I guess.

00:05:25.300 I think everybody can agree that I'm the most sensitive one in the group. 1.00

00:05:30.180 Yeah, you fucking pussy. 1.00

00:05:31.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:32.320 What a fucking bitch. 1.00

00:05:33.520 I'm a fucking guy that brings you. 1.00

00:05:34.940 I'm kidding. 1.00

00:05:35.400 I'm kidding.

00:05:35.560 We love you.

00:05:36.180 I love you so much, George.

00:05:37.480 I just, I get nervous just because I know right now is, and I would say this a thousand

00:05:42.880 times, this is the moment that we're all going to look back and remember.

00:05:46.740 And I'm just scared that we're moving on so quick and everything's going to like, you

00:05:51.380 know what I mean?

00:05:51.800 Yeah.

00:05:52.040 Like we get to wake up every day and be best friends and make content and go to each other's

00:05:56.180 houses and see each other and be there for each other.

00:05:58.180 So it's like, we're all separating.

00:06:00.340 This is, I don't know.

00:06:01.740 You're tearing up a little bit.

00:06:03.460 Yeah.

00:06:03.860 I just don't want to.

00:06:04.660 We can still be best friends just with 4,000 miles between us.

00:06:08.460 17 hours to get to you.

00:06:10.560 It was supposed to be 10.

00:06:11.960 I had a flight delay.

00:06:12.960 I had a horrible flight delay.

00:06:13.680 You ever had a good pen pal before?

00:06:15.640 Yes, but I was dyslexic and he stopped writing.

00:06:19.080 Dude, and you could be really good friends over Zoom.

00:06:21.700 Zoom stock is up in a major way this year because everybody's Zooming each other.

00:06:25.140 Let me tell you something, Georgie, and this applies to everyone in the audience.

00:06:29.000 When Logan brought this opportunity to me, he's like, pick up, move to Puerto Rico.

00:06:32.020 uh come with me we'll continue doing what we've been doing that sounded really uh comfortable

00:06:39.580 sounded like a really comfortable offering to me he said you could come crash in my crib down there

00:06:44.380 make more money we'll keep the podcast going sounded super comfy and in my life one thing

00:06:49.280 that i know is whenever something starts to feel comfortable it's not a long-term solution it's

00:06:55.640 just not. And nowadays in my life, when I see something that appears, looks uncomfortable,

00:07:02.760 like it could result in a dramatic change, a drastic contrast with what currently exists as

00:07:11.360 my life, I welcome that with open arms. And I'll tell you why, George, every time something in my

00:07:16.920 life has changed dramatically, the cards have fallen down all around me and I've had to pick

00:07:22.360 those cards up and build something new. It has always 100% of the time led to something

00:07:29.180 dramatically greater than what fell down every single time without question. And so you have

00:07:35.820 to look at change in that, with that perspective, that what comes is greater than what was.

00:07:42.200 No, I get that. And, uh, I don't know. I get that every single time we get into like an

00:07:49.020 uncomfortable position or a tough spot or something you don't want to go through usually

00:07:52.980 comes out to be like better than you expected uh it's just to me it's the friendship 28 years of

00:07:59.120 my life like i love what we have like this like growing up friendship was like a very hard thing 0.64

00:08:04.740 to solidify like people that fuck with you for like forever and always yeah so and i just like

00:08:10.680 for example cave is my best friend he's in arizona we're we're far from each other we're still best 0.86

00:08:15.820 friends it's it's doable i don't know i just to me i wrestle with this a lot george i honestly

00:08:20.200 it's like oh i have a really awesome setup here surrounded by a lot of people that i love and

00:08:24.800 i'd like to continue this for the rest of my life but is that realistic no no even sometimes i'm

00:08:31.040 noticing it with him man he the deeper and deeper he falls in love with that girlfriend that's

00:08:35.520 nothing i see him less and less no it does not he started he started disappearing from my life

00:08:40.820 Bro, I got home last night from Puerto Rico 0.96

00:08:42.960 To an empty ass house 1.00

00:08:45.100 Fucking Mike 1.00

00:08:45.740 I said this 1.00

00:08:46.500 I said this

00:08:47.560 I'm lonelier here than I would be in Puerto Rico

00:08:49.920 How about I'll move in here 1.00

00:08:51.680 My girlfriend could have the master at my house 1.00

00:08:53.580 Right?

00:08:54.400 This guy's never here

00:08:55.460 Unless he wants the game

00:08:56.380 I don't even know if I'm keeping this house, dog

00:08:58.480 No, I'm wrestling with the lot right now

00:09:00.740 You guys, you're giving up

00:09:02.380 Look when we won

00:09:03.500 Slow down, slow down 0.99

00:09:04.580 Look when we fucking won 0.99

00:09:06.080 Is that you in that picture? 0.98

00:09:07.380 Well, when I look back on it, it is

00:09:09.340 look like spencer you're throwing this all away no i'm not no i'm not no i'm not also people are 0.99

00:09:17.140 gonna believe your bullshit bro slow down last night was valentine's day the entire course i 0.99

00:09:22.160 was with my girlfriend the entire course of uh my relationship you've also been in one and were 1.00

00:09:27.160 equally unreachable doing your own thing in your bedroom and i was doing my own thing and just for

00:09:30.960 the past couple months it also doesn't matter because to be quite honest with you over the past

00:09:37.360 let's be fully transparent here and talk about things that really haven't been talked about

00:09:42.460 much off off camera um for the past year you've moved very much into a into a business uh sense

00:09:48.260 that is extremely logan paul focused which would as it should be rightfully so but at times it

00:09:55.180 feels like there isn't much um collaborative room for a mike malak in that effort and that

00:10:01.220 that's that's all by default by design boxing uh the crypto the pokemon those are not my passions

00:10:06.740 those are your things and i see you walk around the house from day to night with the earpods in 0.94

00:10:10.660 talking to people about those pursuits and it's really hard for us to airpod fucking guy guy yeah 0.94

00:10:16.160 that's how you know yeah i'm i'm day trading what am i doing 0.93

00:10:21.980 yeah i i it makes sense um and and the puerto rico move for you two i will say it doesn't make 0.99

00:10:30.880 any sense for you i have to like motherfucker you could swing it like last year you if you 0.95

00:10:34.480 would have asked me i would have been like yeah i like i can't now yeah i just i have to get out of 0.98

00:10:41.180 la i i've been feeling i even before i went to puerto rico was looking at a couple houses in la

00:10:46.680 just to just to just to yeah to change it somehow i will admit this when me and bell were having like

00:10:52.960 a heart-to-heart because everything was like kind of changing i did say this i go i pray that logan

00:10:57.040 does go to puerto rico because i just feel like that's your next thing it is good for you so if 0.97

00:11:01.940 it's good for you then it's good for me yeah but fucking my cats are ruined by getting so i feel 0.83

00:11:07.440 like people are wondering why puerto rico right like how random yeah taxes it's one it's one 0.98

00:11:12.220 vertical yeah it's one it's a big one it's 96 of a big one which ironically is the same amount

00:11:21.460 of money you keep every year if you move to puerto rico it's it's yeah yeah yeah there's a

00:11:26.460 She showed us in his PowerPoint, Mamacitas, but we couldn't fucking see her face. 0.97

00:11:31.700 So, like, that was fucking terrifying. 0.96

00:11:33.820 Yeah, I mean, it's getting crazy here in California, you know, paying taxes. 0.93

00:11:40.820 Everybody is leaving.

00:11:42.100 And for what?

00:11:43.040 Because the potholes in the streets are not fixed. 1.00

00:11:46.500 Homeless people.

00:11:46.980 Homeless people everywhere.

00:11:49.520 A dearth of employment. 1.00

00:11:54.380 COVID not handled directly.

00:11:55.580 Like, I don't know.

00:11:56.160 it just i don't i don't i don't love it and so i i kind of looked at uh texas a little bit you

00:12:01.780 know like rogan miami right jake moved to miami i flew down there before puerto rico again on a

00:12:07.320 scout checking it out yeah i did not i did not like miami texas felt as just as isolated as

00:12:13.920 puerto rico and same with miami miami and texas both have no state tax i think it's 13.5 percent

00:12:19.480 which is not it's not nicer than here in california right no california's got the 13 13.5

00:12:24.380 percent that's what i'm saying texas and florida don't have that so make a million dollars you

00:12:28.460 save 135 000 if you live in texas or florida but um texas just felt like like literally in the

00:12:35.280 middle of almost nowhere and the the heat i didn't love and miami yeah we were there we went down

00:12:41.720 there together i want to talk about it yeah i went on that part uh no no covid they don't even

00:12:47.860 acknowledge that it exists there i you know i was at a dinner and uh took a walk upstairs

00:12:54.100 There's later on for a couple of minutes to to a lounge that exists there and wall to wall capacity packed and absolutely no mass.

00:13:02.900 People just partying it up like it was 1999 again. And supposedly that had nothing on Tampa Bay.

00:13:08.280 The Tampa Bay celebrations were even bigger. And so it was a it was a wild contrast once again from from what we see here in L.A.

00:13:16.860 And I think what's going on anywhere else. But also you just you just didn't jive with it beyond the code beyond the COVID.

00:13:22.100 I knew you wouldn't

00:13:22.980 Not at all

00:13:23.440 Me and you are not partiers

00:13:24.680 We don't like to like 1.00

00:13:25.720 Rage and shit 0.99

00:13:26.560 I like being out 1.00

00:13:28.060 Once in a while

00:13:28.900 Yeah

00:13:29.220 Like

00:13:30.440 I mean

00:13:31.180 I don't know

00:13:31.780 I can't speak for you

00:13:32.540 But when we did go out

00:13:33.960 All the time

00:13:34.400 It was very like

00:13:35.160 It was like

00:13:35.700 Once in a blue moon

00:13:36.820 We did it really nice

00:13:37.840 Made a great story

00:13:39.060 And then came back

00:13:39.800 But Miami's like 1.00

00:13:40.680 These motherfuckers 1.00

00:13:41.380 Are like 1.00

00:13:41.980 It's all

00:13:42.420 I be coming home

00:13:43.320 They be getting ready

00:13:44.020 To go out

00:13:44.540 Dinner starts

00:13:45.840 Till like midnight

00:13:46.660 And the clubs are out

00:13:47.880 People are at the clubs

00:13:48.580 Till like 8am

00:13:49.100 And everybody has

00:13:49.880 Just like a white nose

00:13:51.040 It's like powder on it

00:13:52.080 i don't know what's going on i'm 25 they don't even know how to do their makeup properly i got 0.97

00:13:55.700 no i got no energy energy anymore i want to i want to do different shit um the the the best 0.94

00:14:00.340 way i can describe is that i felt like the people in miami i i really felt to my core that their 0.98

00:14:06.500 intentions didn't align with mine like you know trying to get laid trying to fucking drink do 0.76

00:14:12.520 drugs party um some of them trying to make money but i'm i'm out here on a on a creative hustle 0.76

00:14:18.620 a grind and especially with boxing puerto rico makes sense because you enter training camp for

00:14:23.980 two to three months straight at a time where you can't do anything anyways i can't go out and enjoy

00:14:27.580 that miami yeah i think but i can't go out and enjoy the la nightlife like it makes sense zoning 0.98

00:14:32.100 in twice a year for four to six months it's nice and it's nice to do it in dorado aka fucking heaven 0.70

00:14:40.460 on earth but i think i think that that's actually contrary to a creative grind or creative mission 0.90

00:14:45.580 because if it was a place no no no no what i'm saying no what i'm saying is this if what if the

00:14:50.300 mission you were on was to go somewhere that stimulated that creative gland then i would be

00:14:56.460 completely aligned with doing so with you because that's the grind i'm on i'm writing books i have a

00:15:01.140 movie being made off the first book i have a pro all kinds of programs to make i have a new a bunch

00:15:05.760 of new creative businesses that are starting you're going to dorado to remove the distractions

00:15:11.020 to remove the creative strategy and simply punch but i mean that's what you said training camp

00:15:17.360 there my best ideas come from when i'm alone and i've completely but what about the execution of

00:15:21.840 such you know what i'm saying that's easy the execution is easy with the rolodex that i've

00:15:26.340 developed during the six years that i've been in la the execution is the easy part every time i

00:15:31.060 internalize and every like what some of my best ideas happen when i'm just focused on my own like

00:15:37.380 I want to write scripts, dude.

00:15:38.800 I can't do it here.

00:15:39.640 I'm so distracted.

00:15:40.340 I have two movies I want to write.

00:15:41.680 I need to write.

00:15:42.740 And I just haven't found the time or necessarily motivation to do it here.

00:15:47.160 Like in Puerto Rico, it's funny.

00:15:50.340 You're motivated to do more and make more money because of the implications that come with it.

00:15:56.480 um do you feel like i've always i've always been a bit hesitant uh in life going after things that

00:16:06.000 have uh a primary goal of money yeah and i'm not i'm not asking i'm not i'm asking a question i

00:16:12.100 guess i was leading into that like does it does it worry you at all that you know you're leaving

00:16:16.920 everything you're leaving good very good friends you're leaving a a great show you're leaving you

00:16:22.220 know all the show's not the show's not ending i want to make that we'll talk about that but

00:16:26.140 just for the primary just for the primary mission and goal of uh putting more dollars in your pocket

00:16:32.160 well it's not the it's not the primary reason and i liken it to working smarter not harder

00:16:36.280 what's the primary reason if it's if not sorry sorry sorry that is the primary but but there's

00:16:42.840 there's a there's a plethora of other ones yeah yeah yeah that all contributed to it but um

00:16:47.900 i wait yeah yeah i'm i'm working smarter not harder it's it's it's always been what i've uh

00:16:54.840 it's always been something i'm good at yeah um and and really i think leaning into boxing

00:17:01.360 and that like pure locked in focus concentration lends itself really nicely to moving to somewhere

00:17:07.700 like dorado uh as well as all the other additional benefits that it has i don't know bro when i was

00:17:13.520 there like it just felt right it just felt right i loved it yeah i mean dude trust me i look when i

00:17:19.540 go to places like that or to or to cabo or something like that it always feels good i just i

00:17:24.340 just worry you know for myself at least not for you about the long-term prospect of being there

00:17:29.640 for that length of time and also i have a couple new projects that i haven't really talked to you

00:17:34.760 about yet that are going to be leveraging the new wave of creators we're going to be moving people

00:17:39.000 out to L.A. and putting them in a big house.

00:17:41.680 I only have to be there

00:17:43.680 six months out of the year.

00:17:45.020 I'll probably do more because I'm telling you I really like it.

00:17:47.620 But I'll still be here.

00:17:49.180 I'll still be here in L.A.

00:17:50.980 The only sticking point

00:17:53.020 that I had

00:17:54.280 was this.

00:17:56.400 This show.

00:17:57.380 Spent $60,000 to build a brand new set.

00:18:01.200 And I'm throwing up the deuces.

00:18:03.060 $70,000.

00:18:03.800 $70,000.

00:18:04.580 And so we have to figure out a way to keep this going

00:18:06.920 because obviously Impulse is

00:18:08.060 very very near and dear

00:18:10.440 to our hearts

00:18:11.320 it's my baby

00:18:12.020 my last name's even

00:18:13.960 in the title even

00:18:14.720 so like

00:18:15.400 when I was

00:18:16.400 when I was weighing

00:18:17.360 the pros and cons 0.99

00:18:18.160 bullshit with you 0.99

00:18:19.160 and there was 1.00

00:18:20.060 like I said

00:18:20.780 a fuckload of pros 0.60

00:18:22.020 and very little cons 0.90

00:18:23.060 one of the cons

00:18:23.920 was this

00:18:24.420 and Bell was like

00:18:25.720 yo

00:18:25.980 you could just

00:18:27.300 like he was talking about

00:18:28.300 you could put a camera

00:18:29.060 and then like a wood thing

00:18:30.180 remotely

00:18:30.640 if you're staying here

00:18:31.520 we could still sit

00:18:32.480 in our same seats

00:18:33.420 and it would honestly

00:18:34.400 look the same

00:18:34.920 we talked about that

00:18:35.600 it would be a holographic

00:18:36.460 projection

00:18:37.720 you'd be like michael jackson or tupac that's right you said wow i wonder if that's possible 0.66

00:18:41.940 we actually talked i wonder if that's fucking possible to just to be a hologram that would be

00:18:47.800 cool we actually talked about that though we talked about the idea of me potentially staying 0.77

00:18:51.980 here at the house and holding it down as like a greg paul ranch hand but for would you move in

00:18:57.520 with amara but for the house i i don't know what i i don't know what i would do yet it's it here's

00:19:01.460 the thing for me specifically because of the position i've been in for the past two years

00:19:06.500 i think my life hits the most contrast even though he's moving out of la i i this this

00:19:13.600 me not going to puerto rico to me and to other people i've talked to about this already

00:19:18.500 equals my stepping out of the shadow of being logan's right hand man which has been incredible

00:19:24.000 for me it has been it is it has been an incredible ride for me but there's a lot of people who are

00:19:29.600 who are um trying to coax me the direction of yo start building your own platform start making sure

00:19:34.620 that you're out of that spotlight you have the talent you have the platform you have all the 0.96

00:19:38.060 things that are necessary to fucking do so now go fucking do it and so it's like there's just a lot 0.97

00:19:43.220 of things that need to be considered a lot of things that need to be considered i was in miami 0.98

00:19:48.540 yeah you hated it yeah so we went out to that club it was funny you saw you saw single logan again

00:19:54.240 i did i really i realized scary why no it was good it was good you're you you're actually so

00:20:00.140 like uh you're single but you're like so elevated out of that scene that like it you you almost were

00:20:07.880 like standoffish to the advances of of good looking women you know what i'm saying you were 0.72

00:20:12.360 just like yo could you back no because i didn't know i didn't know what to do i i what do i do

00:20:16.000 with my hands like i panicked honestly because yo because now i'm single again right don't touch

00:20:20.480 them no i swear getting numbers yeah is a skill right it takes strategy there's like there's a

00:20:28.880 thing there you have to uh complete a task and that is to get the number to continue communication

00:20:35.720 with said human being and i forgot literally i forgot i i was like oh yeah like if i want to

00:20:40.900 keep like this going i need to get a number so i had to uh you know dig in my brain it's been over

00:20:46.700 a year about like how to do this um and i realized something about myself so i've been in la too long 1.00

00:20:53.540 right post malone said it back i see the same bitches everywhere i go i have a hodar hodar i 1.00

00:21:00.440 have a a really good one yeah and uh i was talking to this one girl at the club for like an extended 1.00

00:21:05.540 period of time we know we were vibing it was all good but something i don't know something wasn't 0.66

00:21:11.100 100 kosher and i couldn't put my finger on it because she's a beautiful girl like nice smart

00:21:16.020 educated we were really getting along and uh we went back to a house party afterwards and like

00:21:22.540 fully fully could have put the pedal to the metal and been like yo this is the one like we're gonna

00:21:27.040 we're gonna go for it but i don't know my gut my instinct wasn't allowing me to do so and uh we had

00:21:34.500 a conversation in in uh during our time together about her not you know succumbing to the easy like 1.00

00:21:41.980 show your tits and ass online uh to make money she said she doesn't do only fans because you know 1.00

00:21:48.520 she doesn't she doesn't need to do that to me when she says she's a fashion designer really 1.00

00:21:52.320 just like an outstanding young woman so i thought oh no bro the next day jake and his boys looked 1.00

00:22:02.020 this girl up only fans account sucking dick on her only fan come on her chest face all the 0.99

00:22:11.100 are you sure it was the right girl under an alias oh so it wasn't oh so it wasn't her 1.00

00:22:15.980 under an alias no it was her no but it wasn't it was someone it was a different name it's the same

00:22:21.460 girl no i know but same girl how did you not see this coming literally yeah nice i don't know i

00:22:28.740 don't know i don't know i was in miami talks about money it doesn't have money you get what i'm saying 0.97

00:22:33.940 like when people say shit it's like they're reflecting what they are i believe in people 0.99

00:22:37.800 There's no fucking stuff to take for money. 1.00

00:22:39.000 There's no fucking... 1.00

00:22:39.700 Not now. 0.99

00:22:40.880 Not now.

00:22:41.660 Wait, but...

00:22:42.240 Get in!

00:22:43.740 Wait, but also,

00:22:44.800 so you're in Miami on this weekend trip.

00:22:47.720 The hodar goes off.

00:22:49.040 You find a girl who just loves...

00:22:50.000 It doesn't go off.

00:22:50.660 It doesn't go off.

00:22:51.160 No, no, a little bit.

00:22:52.060 Because I didn't do the dirty.

00:22:55.420 Well, yeah, so...

00:22:56.080 I thought you'd do the dirty... 0.99

00:22:56.980 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:22:58.360 What the fuck's the... 0.99

00:22:59.140 No, my ho days are over. 1.00

00:23:00.540 My ho days are over. 1.00

00:23:01.700 No more hoes. 1.00

00:23:02.980 Got no wife of a one-night stand? 1.00

00:23:04.320 No mo hoes. 1.00

00:23:06.640 That's what I was getting. 1.00

00:23:07.800 at sorry before i was interrupted i said all i was saying was this if your hodar went off and

00:23:12.260 you found out that she was a a come guzzling uh only fans girl wouldn't that be like a green light

00:23:18.320 but he asked that same question before i was able to and no moho's why too much energy just to get

00:23:24.760 laid not anymore no that's the definition of a hose no energy yeah what if i told there's there's

00:23:29.700 what kind of hose you messing with taking my my precious seed you're turning into andre bro i

00:23:35.340 know you really it's actually it's that you're gonna because here's the thing man are you coming 1.00

00:23:40.420 inside of yourself that's all come that's disgusting that's gross you're gross i've never 0.99

00:23:46.260 heard that that i don't have energy for hoes i don't i have no i have for sure they get in the 0.99

00:23:51.620 way of a lot of things but also at the same time like i also know that there's a fucking dramatic 0.99

00:23:55.560 risk not getting that nut off dude like i honestly bro you give me a week without another i'm yo i 0.99

00:24:01.520 will stab my sister, bro. 0.98

00:24:03.380 And I love my sister, but if she got too 1.00

00:24:05.580 close, she's getting a fucking blade, bro. 1.00

00:24:07.600 Like, yo, you can't be doing that to yourself 1.00

00:24:09.620 unless you're, of course, a vegan. Or

00:24:11.380 a Scientologist. 1.00

00:24:13.680 Or a Christian waiting 0.99

00:24:15.500 for marriage. George, shut up, you fucking sinner. 1.00

00:24:17.560 I'm so sorry. You're a massive sinner. 1.00

00:24:19.700 I knew that was going to come with repercussions. 1.00

00:24:21.620 You fucking sinner. Fuck me. I'm so sorry. 1.00

00:24:23.020 There's only one person that's a Christian 1.00

00:24:25.460 waiting for marriage, and she's sitting right fucking 1.00

00:24:27.480 there. Yeah, Danny, she got a boyfriend. 1.00

00:24:29.600 D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D.

00:24:32.420 Actually, wait, wait, no D.

00:24:33.700 No D, no D, no D, no D, no D, no D, no D, no D, no D.

00:24:37.480 She got a brand new boyfriend.

00:24:38.920 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's funny because she's been acting brand new.

00:24:41.140 That's her business. 0.99

00:24:41.900 Shut up, guys. 0.99

00:24:43.220 I didn't see. 1.00

00:24:43.560 They've been holding hands.

00:24:45.460 I'm sorry, D. 0.88

00:24:46.780 These guys are delinquents. 1.00

00:24:48.380 Is that Christian? 1.00

00:24:49.060 Is that legal Christianity? 0.98

00:24:50.560 Is it legal Christianity? 0.92

00:24:51.480 I don't know if it's legal Christianity. 0.74

00:24:53.280 Can you hold, touch hands?

00:24:54.580 Can you hold, touch hands?

00:24:55.480 Listen, Mike, you're the reason why Logan's leaving 1.00

00:24:59.660 And you, my friend, are talking about all these hoes in Puerto Rico 1.00

00:25:02.820 But you don't even know how to, like, talk to them 1.00

00:25:05.220 I'm the worst

00:25:05.760 The other night, I'm begging Mike

00:25:07.640 Where the party's at, Mike

00:25:09.540 Mike, what's happening?

00:25:11.240 Dude, Mike used to be the guy

00:25:12.640 Seriously, he used to be the guy, right?

00:25:14.260 He's like, yeah, I heard about this one up the street

00:25:15.760 Like, he came through this night, even though he's wifed up

00:25:17.540 He's like, yo, there's one up the street

00:25:18.760 There's another down the street

00:25:20.480 And I wanted to go out so bad

00:25:24.640 And then when he actually told me where they were

00:25:26.460 And it came down to it

00:25:27.680 Cap

00:25:29.580 I go

00:25:30.620 I'm probably tired to go out

00:25:33.880 I don't got the energy

00:25:35.220 That's why I'm living in the middle of heaven

00:25:37.420 With my brother focusing on boxing

00:25:39.440 Sorry, with who?

00:25:42.360 With Jake

00:25:43.080 I love that

00:25:44.920 I love that you guys are together

00:25:46.760 I think I could provide him with some good guidance

00:25:49.260 As an older brother

00:25:50.140 I think he's been lacking solid

00:25:52.780 Leadership

00:25:53.960 like yeah mentor mentorship a little bit and i've had the pleasure of having you as as my mentor

00:25:58.780 and i think me living with jake in puerto rico because yeah we're going halfsies on a house

00:26:04.440 together we'll be good on a housey so you're just gonna take all that all that gleaning advice from 0.91

00:26:09.740 me and then just apply it to jake yeah it's like generational fucking mentorship right there 0.93

00:26:14.660 yeah i'm glad you guys are because you guys came to la together and now you guys are going there 0.90

00:26:20.040 to go that's good hopefully be a fresh start nobody uh runs into any problems there's nothing

00:26:24.340 more exciting than a little uncertainty bro like i know this is true if a girl's like i might be

00:26:28.720 pregnant that i don't know not that i don't know that but i just mean like hell but i just mean 0.89

00:26:32.780 it's like it's like if i think of uh like i want to be certain about that shit if i think of like 0.97

00:26:39.080 the idea of just of like being at this desk and and in a year you know doing this it feels good 0.95

00:26:44.180 it sounds nice

00:26:45.560 but like who knows what a year 0.99

00:26:48.220 from now looks like if we just fucking 0.99

00:26:49.840 smash this whole thing to smithereens 0.99

00:26:52.340 with a sledgehammer like the pieces 0.99

00:26:54.100 on fire you can't Mike we can't

00:26:56.360 no not the actual set no the podcast

00:26:58.500 we can't stop no no no I don't mean that

00:27:00.400 Mike we got competition

00:27:02.100 on the horizon I'll be honest

00:27:04.260 I'll be honest you go to

00:27:06.160 Puerto Rico

00:27:06.640 you're gonna have competition with me also because I'll definitely

00:27:10.080 have my own podcast I should have started it

00:27:12.100 a year ago I'll still be doing ours

00:27:14.080 for sure but i mean cheating on me with myself i'll be jerking off support for impulsive is

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00:28:47.040 Back to the program 0.99

00:28:48.520 No dude, seriously

00:28:49.800 Look who just showed up

00:28:51.360 I watched his 4.5 second podcast

00:28:54.740 It was short

00:28:55.940 I know all about it

00:28:57.640 He's here to play

00:28:58.380 18 million views

00:28:59.880 Davey Dobrik

00:29:02.200 Was that a full vlog, 7 minutes?

00:29:05.180 That's just a rant one of you boys do

00:29:06.960 for like seven minutes he's calling it a podcast so wait just so i'm clear is that how long all of

00:29:11.980 the can't be no it can't be impossible his set his set looks uh looks beautiful beautiful yeah

00:29:18.080 he killed it that kid he he doesn't really make any missteps he's not a big mister yeah he's uh

00:29:23.920 he's killing it so yeah his podcast views in his brand new what is it like nine nine million

00:29:28.780 9.8 million dollar house he put a podcast studio in there and it's interesting because he was audio

00:29:34.600 only and now it looks like he's going to be visual as well as audio which is exactly what we are

00:29:41.220 and we've heard that since we aren't audio only kind of fucks us a little bit sometimes almost

00:29:48.280 shot ourselves in the foot because we say we're the number one podcast in the world right and like

00:29:51.800 if you were to add up the views and the listeners probably we'd be close we'd be close we'd probably 0.88

00:29:56.580 top 10 but but we can't we cannibalize ourself because all our shit is on youtube we're visual

00:30:02.700 right we're expressive we got Caleb over there like with the uh camera which is also 0.59

00:30:06.940 also acts as a character in a way and contributes to the comedy we got CJ on the cuts but CJ yo

00:30:15.300 no one cuts like CJ this dude's comedy cut I've never seen anything like it it's great

00:30:20.680 but it's more than just the the video views on YouTube itself uh cannibalizing the audio views

00:30:27.180 it's the lack of new awareness as a result of us not being in the top five like when you scroll

00:30:34.060 that top 10 podcasts in the world list or when you because because if we had done the mike tyson

00:30:39.200 episode audio only we would have had the number one podcast that week on all of audio now that

00:30:44.340 the idea of that on spotify or on apple and those and all of the awareness that comes along being at

00:30:50.340 the top of the chart there just drives more listenership can i ask our audience a question

00:30:54.760 well he's always started yeah but regardless i want to ask a question to the audience because

00:31:06.360 this is one of the solutions i had for the puerto rico uh ex-california impulsive crossover to make

00:31:12.180 it continue if we did go audio only like i'm sitting at my house in pr and y'all are here

00:31:18.840 it's one way to continue it but i i understand it's not ideal right like we want to keep the

00:31:24.340 show going, but please comment below what your honest thoughts are about that. But yeah, Dobrik's

00:31:28.620 going to be interesting to see what happens because he has such a, a cultural pull that he

00:31:34.280 can get some awesome, awesome A-list guests on there, uh, pretty much probably every week and,

00:31:41.100 and start slashing his way up, up the rankings. He's already really high, but, uh, yeah, you know,

00:31:46.980 obviously top tier celebrities love him. If he can nail that podcast, uh, it'll be interesting

00:31:53.540 to see what happens with it it's just it's just and by the way best of luck to him i hope he crushes

00:31:58.400 it but it's not always that as you know the podcast game is simply just not about who you

00:32:03.540 can get on the show that definitely helps drive new viewers it definitely helps you know get

00:32:07.280 people onto the platform but the podcast game is about long-form storytelling about camaraderie

00:32:12.240 between co-hosts is about is about the pulling the right topics together talking about the right

00:32:16.920 things and so i think i think from an awareness generation standpoint having those kind of guests

00:32:22.180 on but you know we're we're where we are because we've had 260 consecutive episodes of of building

00:32:28.500 this thing you know and talking about the right things and stuff so i'll also be interested to

00:32:32.780 see how long the episodes are i mean seven seven minutes is not really a podcast it's a vlog it was

00:32:37.320 a preview with halsey his dream is to be like a late night talk show and the way yes yes is like

00:32:43.440 that and it's good and it will be perfect i've said it on this show before i think he's this

00:32:48.360 generations like uh jimmy jimmy fallon jimmy kimmel right absolutely 100 i read a quote in

00:32:53.440 an article of his like why would he not just do that himself at his house in his own studio like

00:32:58.460 why does he need to go on a late night show and you know get paid a salary instead of owning credit

00:33:03.620 yeah but i mean digital is the the new age man digital is the new age even like

00:33:09.720 everything is going digital and i feel so strongly about that i'm gonna lean

00:33:15.120 even more so very heavily into into digital it's part of the reason this uh nft boom is happening

00:33:22.500 oh my god are y'all are y'all paying any attention to nft non-fungible tokens i have yet to like

00:33:28.980 officially explain what what my plan is with the nfts and what our release looks like i guess i'll

00:33:34.660 just do it now but nfts you know about these georgie no non-fungible tokens in short they're

00:33:41.120 Digital collectibles, right?

00:33:42.700 Okay.

00:33:43.040 I have a Pokemon card in real life.

00:33:44.620 It's awesome.

00:33:45.940 But what if I had a Pokemon card or a Pokepets, for example,

00:33:50.120 or a highlight of an NBA slam dunk in a big game on my phone

00:33:55.480 and I have the collectible and it's one of 10 in the world, right?

00:33:59.440 For us, it maybe doesn't make as much sense to go,

00:34:02.080 look at this collectible.

00:34:03.820 I have it here.

00:34:04.800 It's tangible.

00:34:06.280 It's right here in front of you.

00:34:07.100 It's a physical, it's asset. 1.00

00:34:08.100 but Gen Z

00:34:10.600 even the generation 0.98

00:34:12.220 out of them 0.92

00:34:12.560 Gen X 1.00

00:34:13.160 I think

00:34:14.720 catalyzed by our generation

00:34:16.560 is gonna go

00:34:17.360 look at what I have

00:34:18.160 on my phone

00:34:18.640 I own this clip

00:34:19.800 it's called NBA Top Shots

00:34:20.940 is one of them

00:34:21.520 I own this clip

00:34:22.760 of LeBron James

00:34:23.940 scoring a buzzer beater

00:34:25.500 to beat Miami Heat

00:34:27.840 I own this clip

00:34:28.800 and there's only

00:34:29.220 10 other people who have it

00:34:30.180 it's a digital collectible

00:34:31.400 also but

00:34:32.040 like respectfully

00:34:33.200 sure 0.99

00:34:34.140 who gives a fuck 0.99

00:34:34.920 okay 1.00

00:34:35.200 okay okay

00:34:36.060 it's my knee-jerk reaction as well

00:34:38.260 a lot of people

00:34:40.640 it is the 0.97

00:34:41.380 they give a fuck about like a view 0.96

00:34:43.040 and then the fact that you created it 1.00

00:34:44.780 why do you give a fuck 0.99

00:34:46.380 who gives a fuck that I own 1.00

00:34:47.880 a PSA 10 first edition Charizard 0.97

00:34:49.880 I think it's because it's art

00:34:51.200 and you can hold it

00:34:52.140 and have it in your house

00:34:53.160 and I feel like the value of somebody

00:34:54.860 having to like go see it in person

00:34:56.780 has a lot more value

00:34:58.000 sure but why would that not also be

00:35:00.400 the same mindset for digital

00:35:02.820 because like how do you know

00:35:04.500 Does it hold it's same value

00:35:06.900 Do you get what I'm saying

00:35:07.660 And when it's minted

00:35:09.280 There's a code

00:35:11.460 All it is is code

00:35:12.440 There's a code

00:35:13.520 That is non-fungible

00:35:16.780 Means unable to be duplicated

00:35:18.140 I know but they say that

00:35:19.560 What if you screenshot it

00:35:24.100 Can I get 0.93

00:35:24.580 I'll screen record the bronchie

00:35:27.260 By the way

00:35:28.040 Go for anything

00:35:29.960 What if

00:35:31.880 so like that

00:35:32.640 oh my god

00:35:34.640 oh my god

00:35:35.500 why did you do that

00:35:37.260 because he wasn't

00:35:38.120 done talking

00:35:38.660 okay

00:35:39.440 and I will 0.97

00:35:39.960 spider-man you 0.97

00:35:40.620 oh my god

00:35:41.540 George

00:35:41.820 this is disgusting

00:35:42.600 that was awesome

00:35:44.440 it was kind of awesome

00:35:45.420 that was so cool

00:35:46.280 it was so accurate 0.99

00:35:47.140 what the fuck 0.99

00:35:48.100 just happened 0.99

00:35:48.880 no fucking way 0.97

00:35:51.540 no you got it 0.99

00:35:52.180 on the camera 1.00

00:35:52.700 you idiot 1.00

00:35:53.220 stop 1.00

00:35:53.680 George you gotta

00:35:54.260 clean all the stuff

00:35:55.040 stop this

00:35:55.100 this is my OnlyFans

00:35:56.040 like and subscribe

00:36:01.240 to this

00:36:01.800 Hey, that was great

00:36:03.860 Put it in the highlight reel

00:36:05.720 Please

00:36:07.240 What is that?

00:36:09.040 Well, if I was Spider-Man and I was a guest and he cut you off 0.99

00:36:11.460 I'd just fucking zip it, buddy 1.00

00:36:12.740 Just get him right in the mouth 0.99

00:36:14.520 That was great

00:36:15.820 Non-fungible tokens

00:36:19.540 Digital collectibles

00:36:20.640 NBA Top Shots

00:36:22.340 Is grossing millions of dollars

00:36:25.660 On their drops 0.99

00:36:26.220 Crypto Kitties 0.87

00:36:27.560 It's so wet, it's sticky

00:36:30.840 Crypto kitties, they're little kitties you can buy for, I think, certain amounts of Ethereum.

00:36:38.660 They've grossed over $25 million just selling these digital collectibles that can breed with

00:36:42.500 each other. And so as a product of the digital age, I'm definitely going to lean into this space

00:36:48.600 with my own NFTs. It was part of the reason that my Pokemon box break did so well. Can I get a

00:36:53.840 round of applause? We got the first ever million dollar Pokemon box. I had no idea

00:36:59.340 that it was going to be this big.

00:37:01.600 I thought the packs would maybe sell

00:37:02.980 for around $15,000 each.

00:37:04.720 They sold for an average of $38,250 on golden auctions.

00:37:10.940 We sold 33 of them,

00:37:12.920 which puts it at about $1.3 million.

00:37:16.360 The $350,000 box that I bought

00:37:18.880 grossed $1.3 million.

00:37:21.580 And we still have three packs left

00:37:22.720 that we're going to do another NFT pairing with via Bondly.

00:37:27.500 That's going to be awesome.

00:37:28.700 So stay tuned.

00:37:29.340 on there. Um, the, the people who win those last three packs are also going to fly them out to LA

00:37:33.800 to watch a box break live. So it's going to be exciting, but yeah, part of the reason I think

00:37:38.320 it did so well was because we paired the packs with an NFT and that NFT has value because there's

00:37:44.800 only a limited number. There's 44 and it's part of this, uh, this market hype phenomenon of me

00:37:51.840 X Pokemon X, this new industry that is digital collectibles. And we're going to be selling more

00:37:57.520 after the box break.

00:37:59.240 We're going to be selling the highlights of some of the pools, bro.

00:38:01.320 Imagine if you own me pooling the Charizard,

00:38:04.400 a little 10-second clip on your phone.

00:38:06.700 And I know, trust me, I get it.

00:38:08.560 It's a hard concept to make sense of, but it is real.

00:38:11.860 It is happening.

00:38:13.120 And a lot of people are sinking a lot of money.

00:38:18.680 That clip of Logan's mic falling over,

00:38:21.780 I'm currently selling the NFT for, okay?

00:38:24.540 It's sponsored by Ethereum.

00:38:26.720 and you could buy it over on my website

00:38:29.120 buyuselessshit.com

00:38:31.220 it is completely fully

00:38:32.900 functioning and

00:38:34.840 no one else can have it except for you

00:38:36.840 unless of course you screen record this YouTube clip

00:38:39.020 in which case anyone can have it

00:38:40.880 oh yeah I'm good I'm good thanks

00:38:42.300 that was really funny

00:38:44.360 yeah no hey guys

00:38:47.160 that was perfect

00:38:47.980 guys I don't that's never happened

00:38:49.900 I don't know why

00:38:51.760 this whole mic fell apart

00:38:53.140 It was like a sign that we're just falling apart.

00:38:56.940 Everything's coming.

00:38:57.440 Yeah, it's over.

00:38:58.320 No, no, no.

00:38:58.780 No, it's actually just starting.

00:39:00.220 So, yeah.

00:39:01.100 I like that attitude.

00:39:02.100 You know, cryptocurrency is on the rise.

00:39:04.500 Centralization of currency is continuing to be more and more prominent in today's society.

00:39:10.280 I think we're just getting started with the NFTs.

00:39:12.240 A lot of big business there.

00:39:13.620 One of the utmost experts on this making believe data can somehow be used to pay for things.

00:39:20.920 Boom.

00:39:21.240 Chantel Jeffries is coming on the show

00:39:23.880 This week to talk about her

00:39:26.000 Early entry on Dogecoin

00:39:27.640 And other

00:39:29.860 Every one of them

00:39:30.900 I love her

00:39:32.060 She's incredible

00:39:33.020 Her opening text to me

00:39:36.260 When we reignited this conversation

00:39:39.680 To get her on and Paul said it was this

00:39:40.900 Do you remember when I convinced you to buy half a million dollars

00:39:43.820 In Bitcoin in 2017

00:39:45.040 I said I do

00:39:46.480 You want to know what's worse

00:39:48.360 You sold it

00:39:49.420 Never did it

00:39:50.480 never ended up actually buying the Bitcoin,

00:39:53.760 which I would have had $2.5 million

00:39:55.860 if I just listened to Chantel Jeffries.

00:39:58.640 I don't think I've ever heard that said before.

00:40:02.840 If I just listened to Chantel Jeffries.

00:40:05.740 Two and a half million dollars.

00:40:06.440 Connor Blakely was right. 0.99

00:40:08.040 She is the female Kygo.

00:40:10.900 CJ the DJ.

00:40:11.420 She's cool, bro.

00:40:12.380 Oh my God.

00:40:12.980 Smart too. 1.00

00:40:13.440 I fuck with her because she's smart. 1.00

00:40:16.200 She's beautiful, but she's very kind. 1.00

00:40:18.760 And I always fucked with that. 0.99

00:40:19.660 I remember the first day you introduced me to her. 1.00

00:40:21.120 I was like, oh, she doesn't have to do that whole fuck off attitude 0.99

00:40:24.880 because she's confident who she is. 1.00

00:40:27.160 And she could have made you a lot of money if you listened to her. 1.00

00:40:29.040 You fucked up. 1.00

00:40:29.740 Speaking of Conor Blakely, another name that's blowing up 1.00

00:40:33.440 in the current Hollywood and media scene, Michael Gruen. 0.98

00:40:35.900 Michael fucking Gruen. 0.99

00:40:36.780 Our friend Michael Gruen is blowing up. 0.99

00:40:38.580 Everybody's talking about the man that is, the clubhouse legend,

00:40:41.980 the connector of TikTok stars himself, Michael Gruen.

00:40:45.080 He's brought a ton of people onto our show.

00:40:47.180 So now he's being mentioned by Hollywood A-listers such as Tim Dillon and other large movie stars.

00:40:54.340 Not large like that, but just like big up-and-coming people.

00:40:57.420 You didn't need to fix it.

00:40:58.220 We knew what you were talking about. 0.99

00:40:58.840 Shut the fuck up, right? 1.00

00:40:59.920 Let me grab my Spider-Man thing, man. 1.00

00:41:01.520 Michael Gruen.

00:41:02.740 Yeah.

00:41:03.360 Yeah, amazing.

00:41:04.460 I remember the first time he came over here two years ago, and y'all almost fought at 2 a.m.

00:41:09.580 He was talking about Republicans.

00:41:11.300 Oh, he was telling us that Trump was going to save the world.

00:41:16.200 he was the second it was the second coming of jesus christ i think it was like something along

00:41:20.000 the lines of that which a lot of people have bought into and i believe there's uh trump

00:41:24.040 dressed up as jesus christ nfts over on my website right now uh yeah but everybody's talking about

00:41:29.780 he's he's big on clubhouse and as we watch clubhouse continue to grow and snowball and

00:41:37.600 pull more more and more of these kind of people in are you are you uh digesting taking in a lot

00:41:42.140 of clubhouse chats right now not one yeah i mean i'll get on there to talk about my nft sale because

00:41:46.420 i think there's a lot of uh value in people who care yeah unlike you no i do i do i'm joking on

00:41:52.060 clubhouse but it's uh yeah it's a it's a good place to to network and i think potentially get

00:41:58.980 your ideas amplified but i don't know bro it's it's a it's such a weird there's a lot of noise

00:42:03.420 there that's the issue it's uh i'll i don't know if i said this yet but it's i'll start at the top

00:42:09.180 of the different chat rooms

00:42:10.780 and the first one with the most members in it will be like

00:42:13.040 how to grow your business through influencer

00:42:15.260 and e-commerce right and there'll be

00:42:17.260 like 1.4 thousand people in the chat

00:42:19.000 and I'll scroll down to the next one and it'll be like 1.00

00:42:21.060 how to get that pussy wet with like 1.00

00:42:23.120 a bunch of like bursting water emojis 1.00

00:42:25.400 Tim Dillon did a room

00:42:27.040 I would

00:42:29.260 go to that room. What was it called again?

00:42:32.200 What was it called? 1.00

00:42:33.860 Oh should girls 1.00

00:42:35.160 be allowed to own Bitcoin? 1.00

00:42:39.180 You sent me it 0.96

00:42:42.300 And I was like there's no fucking way 0.97

00:42:44.540 And then I found out it was Tim Dillon's room 1.00

00:42:46.060 Should women be allowed to own Bitcoin

00:42:48.320 That was what his room was called 0.99

00:42:49.360 And it was Tim Dillon and a bunch of women 0.81

00:42:50.980 Is he like clickbaiting 0.99

00:42:55.980 Yeah he's a troll 0.96

00:42:56.700 But a master 0.95

00:42:58.620 And the best at it right now

00:43:00.520 But it's just funny like looking at this contrast

00:43:03.200 Of like 1.00

00:43:03.600 I go fuck you man 1.00

00:43:07.780 We were like right next to each other 1.00

00:43:09.800 You were close, so close

00:43:11.600 You did not care

00:43:13.400 Speaking of

00:43:14.160 I like your transitions, they're all the same

00:43:17.040 Speaking of digital pursuits

00:43:20.220 Continue to use the Twitch platform

00:43:22.820 To have a little bit of fun

00:43:24.100 And there's different waves of games

00:43:26.960 That get popular over there on Twitch

00:43:28.220 And right now it's Grand Theft Auto roleplaying

00:43:30.440 Everybody's back in the GTA realm

00:43:32.640 I walked into Evan's room

00:43:34.660 And he's dressed as a police officer 1.00

00:43:37.160 I said what the fuck are you doing 1.00

00:43:39.400 He said I'm role playing 1.00

00:43:40.720 I said what and in his little world

00:43:42.820 He was a cop

00:43:43.560 He had codes written down in front of him

00:43:46.020 That he would say to his friends who understood the code

00:43:48.860 10-4 robbery on the loose

00:43:50.740 And they would all then act

00:43:53.900 And do these certain things 0.99

00:43:54.820 Have you been fucking 0.98

00:43:55.960 Okay so I'm going to get to that 0.99

00:43:57.900 It is very real

00:44:00.160 Everything Grand Theft Auto the game

00:44:02.940 On Twitch it's been modded out

00:44:05.740 For role playing

00:44:06.480 And so there's like FaZe Clan houses, there's the Maverick house, maybe, then you could live in them and you and then people start turf wars and try to steal your house.

00:44:13.940 And there's supermarkets and there's different warring factions.

00:44:16.640 And some people play as cops.

00:44:18.020 And when they play as cops, they actually will come and arrest you for running a red light like it exists like a real world.

00:44:24.260 So the other day I was in the game and I was I was playing as a more just like normal character speaking as myself. 0.99

00:44:30.760 And I saw these girls twerking in the parking lot outside the strip club.

00:44:35.760 And so I went up to her and I said

00:44:37.620 Yo, it was good, shorty was popping

00:44:38.900 Do they hear you?

00:44:41.540 Proximity chat

00:44:42.460 So when you get close to people, like in real life

00:44:45.280 You can talk to them

00:44:46.040 Were they actually girls? 1.00

00:44:47.220 They were women 0.99

00:44:48.320 I'll get to that also 1.00

00:44:52.420 Because there's a couple cross-dressers 1.00

00:44:54.460 One by the name of Ferbella 1.00

00:44:56.240 If you're watching this, who always comes after me

00:44:58.820 Hey Mike, like that

00:45:00.100 It's a wild place

00:45:01.840 So you get into this proximity chat

00:45:05.140 right and i went up to this girl and i said um you know what's good because i because in gta like 0.60

00:45:10.620 i try i get a little bit more like are you single in there i'm gonna fucking get to that i'm sorry 0.80

00:45:16.040 so i go up to this girl i'm like yo what's what's good show you how you doing tonight she's like i'm 0.91

00:45:19.700 chilling what's good i'm like you're going into the to the club and she's like yeah i'm like you 0.94

00:45:23.160 got a man um and she's like nah i'm just i'm like you ain't like fucking rice gum or so because all 0.99

00:45:27.460 the girls like to fuck rice gum he's like the master pimp in the game right and so she's like 0.99

00:45:31.340 nah I'm single and shit and I was like oh I was like that's dope that's dope oh so you're 1.00

00:45:35.740 chirping in the game all of a sudden my chat starts to fill up yo poopy puff is incoming 1.00

00:45:40.820 poopy puff is my is my girlfriend on roads these motherfuckers from my chat went and tweeted at 0.98

00:45:47.340 Lana yo your man is hollering at chicks in GTA world and so she showed up in in the chat and 1.00

00:45:53.980 and didn't say anything so I didn't know but she was watching everything I was doing and I even 0.98

00:45:58.480 broke the fourth wall and i said yo because i would say this if i was single i didn't fucking 0.68

00:46:03.180 mean i was like yo girl what's your ig my chat's asking and yeah i broke the fourth wall which 0.78

00:46:07.140 you're not supposed to do an rp anyways and everybody in the chat was like yo what's your

00:46:10.700 instagram we want to look her up and see what you really look dog dog i was in trouble big

00:46:18.540 trouble bro with your girl or the situation no with my chick bro with my chick so she so she 1.00

00:46:25.820 hits me up on the text like yo i seen you fucking asking for this chick's ig what the fuck are you 0.99

00:46:31.800 doing this is cheating this is cheating flipping out is it text me and i said listen i didn't think 1.00

00:46:38.880 about that now that the shoe's on the other foot i think about the idea of you twerking on rice 1.00

00:46:43.420 gums dick in this video game and hearing your voice like yeah rice you like that fat ass on 1.00

00:46:47.200 your car maybe i wouldn't like that so much i apologize i'm sorry how can i make this right 1.00

00:46:54.180 shoot her in the fucking face what this didn't happen shoot her in the face that's what she said 1.00

00:47:01.620 now in this world you don't just do that shit you don't just run up on people and bang them out 1.00

00:47:06.720 because it's like a real world environment what happens if you can you you can but you can get 0.99

00:47:11.260 arrested people are like yo why are you griefing people what happens if you're arrested it's none

00:47:14.980 of it's real go to jail in the game for like 20 minutes and you got to sit there by yourself in a 0.95

00:47:19.380 sell it's annoying bro right this is fucking weird crazy this is why crazy whoa so now shout 0.88

00:47:26.360 out to the homie aiden ross who runs the server i'm in he runs a server called ssb world it's 0.95

00:47:30.940 like 150 it's mostly all like influencers like influential people you can't just really join it 0.94

00:47:35.620 right so i hit up aiden um yo i need you to get that chick that i was spitting at um at the strip

00:47:43.460 club and then also at rice gums wedding because i went to the wedding with her as well i need you 1.00

00:47:48.020 to call her down to the beach so I can just have a few words with her real quick and so so he hits

00:47:52.920 this can't be fucking happening this is crazy so he hits her up and he's like yo uh uh what was her

00:47:59.120 oh her name was t he's like yo t what's good um me me and rice uh and mike are all down at the 0.94

00:48:03.560 beach if you want to if you want to come through we're just at the pier just hanging out because 0.51

00:48:05.900 there's a pier like santa monica exact rep we're just like on the roller coasters and shit so she

00:48:10.980 rolls up and I'm like yo um t can I like holler at you for a second and she's like yeah yeah sure

00:48:15.180 no problem and we like walk around the corner i'm like yo um things are like moving really fast 0.84

00:48:19.660 and like you know i know like you've been feeling me and like i've been feeling you and shit and 0.55

00:48:23.280 it's all cool and shit um and i was thinking maybe we could take this thing to the next level 0.91

00:48:27.460 and she was like oh yeah really and i was like yeah but my girl doesn't like that much boom 0.99

00:48:32.620 shot her right in the fucking face bro right in the face everybody around me why did you do that 0.99

00:48:38.840 scream i took off ran jumped off the pier into the pacific ocean didn't know how to swim because 1.00

00:48:45.400 it was only my second time so i drowned so it was a murder suicide so i couldn't even i couldn't

00:48:51.400 even get arrested because i was dead and i just respawned somewhere else in the city 0.99

00:48:55.160 and she and she tweeted at me she tweeted at me because she's like a chick that has like 0.99

00:49:01.260 like whatever because yo you the fucking ops man oh no what's her instagram hell no 0.99

00:49:07.320 no no and so and so to make matters worse guess who that homicide wasn't enough to appease for 1.00

00:49:15.180 the hollering oh no is this why it did yeah is this why she posted valentine's without you that's 0.98

00:49:20.820 not why but that was fucked up but she was but she was mad bro and i said so it brought up this 0.84

00:49:27.680 this conversation that i'm having with you guys today and i want to talk about a little bit but 0.98

00:49:30.700 like where's the line drawn it brought me right back to a less gay version of striking vipers 0.98

00:49:37.080 do you remember those two black mirror episodes the guys in the black mirror just fucking each 0.97

00:49:41.100 other every night in the game in the video game but they weren't gay in real life exactly 0.80

00:49:45.440 so like where is the line drawn like she said where i crossed the line i'm sure the audience 0.98

00:49:51.160 will agree with this or maybe maybe not was when i asked for real life information in the fucking 0.99

00:49:56.280 game bro 0.98

00:49:57.120 this is tricky

00:50:00.020 this is new

00:50:01.360 uncharted territory 0.99

00:50:02.640 because rice is actually fucking in the game 0.97

00:50:05.280 I mean he's putting in work 0.99

00:50:06.600 what does the fucking look like in the game 0.99

00:50:08.260 do you go somewhere or can you do it in the street 0.99

00:50:09.940 you could do it in the street but it's really just like

00:50:11.700 rice will lay down and some girl will just grind on his

00:50:14.680 oh so you don't actually 0.92

00:50:15.660 nah nah I don't think there's a way to actually do it 0.96

00:50:17.800 now is he like masturbating in real life as it's happening 0.96

00:50:20.380 maybe I don't think rice is 0.99

00:50:21.880 but like rice has like three wives in the game

00:50:24.160 like he's got he's married to three girls and there's all kinds of like sub plot lines like

00:50:29.520 some chick that rice was hooking up with is pissed off that he married two other girls so 0.93

00:50:32.860 she runs up at the wedding starts shit at the altar like it's this is how my stepbrother met 0.98

00:50:37.380 his current wife at playing gta uh world of warcraft this they dated in the game in wow 0.99

00:50:43.880 and i met in real life i can't talk about it fuck i wish i could but that ssb world has yielded a 0.63

00:50:50.220 new high-profile relationship that

00:50:52.200 we will be hearing about in the next couple weeks.

00:50:54.220 I'll tell you about it. Oh, don't you worry.

00:50:56.200 It's Aiden's world.

00:50:58.340 A new high-profile relationship, huh? Maybe.

00:51:00.380 Can I know now? No.

00:51:02.200 Just take your headphones off.

00:51:04.080 Nah, just tell you after. Why don't you just tell me now?

00:51:06.120 Nah. I have to know. I'll tell you after.

00:51:08.020 Just tell me now. Or what? Forever

00:51:10.140 hold your peace? No, tell me now or

00:51:11.560 bash my brains in. Yeah, do something. 0.99

00:51:15.780 It's not

00:51:16.240 going to mean anything to you. Tell me now. Why not?

00:51:17.960 Why are you putting me in the hot seat? I'm getting hot now.

00:51:20.220 I want to know.

00:51:20.800 I'm sweating to end it quickly.

00:51:22.520 Just tell me.

00:51:38.700 Anyway, so my Valentine's Day was really nice.

00:51:42.500 What?

00:51:43.400 My girlfriend is the best. 0.92

00:51:44.660 Talk about it later.

00:51:45.380 Who knows?

00:51:46.120 Gift giver.

00:51:47.120 Wow.

00:51:47.620 I know.

00:51:48.120 What'd she buy you, Georgie?

00:51:50.220 I don't think you guys are ready for this.

00:51:51.900 I'm ready.

00:51:52.760 All right, I'll pull it out.

00:51:53.860 It better not be a mantis shrimp.

00:51:56.020 Oh, my God, a leather messenger bag from Michael Kors.

00:51:59.480 Congratulations.

00:52:00.380 I got you these, by the way.

00:52:01.980 Just to bribe you not to move, but then you already made up your mind.

00:52:04.440 Okay.

00:52:06.520 So my girlfriend is the best gift giver ever. 1.00

00:52:09.740 Like when I mean ever, I mean I can't beat this bitch at this shit. 1.00

00:52:13.840 Like I told her, like, hey, I don't want any offense. 1.00

00:52:16.560 Why are you calling her a bitch, man? 1.00

00:52:17.580 She's my bitch and I'm her bitch. 1.00

00:52:19.220 It's like we bitches together 1.00

00:52:20.280 Why dress like a bank robber 1.00

00:52:23.260 Are you playing GTA

00:52:25.360 She stole your heart

00:52:28.180 You guys are becoming nerds by the way

00:52:31.160 I'm just throwing that out there 1.00

00:52:31.820 All these Pokemon shit 1.00

00:52:32.960 Like fuck you guys 1.00

00:52:35.560 There's the backpack again 1.00

00:52:38.740 You already brought it up

00:52:39.600 I want you guys to refer to me now

00:52:43.280 As

00:52:44.800 Lord

00:52:46.320 Are you a lord

00:52:48.520 She made me a lord

00:52:50.220 You got registered to be a lord

00:52:51.980 I am now legally lord George Janko

00:52:54.840 No you don't live in the UK

00:52:56.380 Nope because I have property now

00:52:58.140 She bought me property in England

00:53:00.920 Where I am now officially lord

00:53:03.280 George Janko 1.00

00:53:05.080 Are you fucking with me 1.00

00:53:06.520 She did it cause she's like yo 0.99

00:53:07.940 I just wanna let you know you're a good leader

00:53:10.240 And you deserve to be a lord

00:53:11.260 That's incredible

00:53:13.040 Did she have to call you that at night

00:53:14.940 No she already did call me that at night 0.99

00:53:17.080 but yeah this is actual shit I take to the bank 0.99

00:53:19.880 give me this I know what I'm looking at 0.99

00:53:22.000 lordtitles.com

00:53:24.200 congratulations

00:53:26.600 lord George Janko

00:53:28.300 what? George

00:53:29.660 lord definition someone or something having power

00:53:31.960 authority or influence a master or ruler

00:53:33.840 you're a master at everything you do a true leader

00:53:35.800 and the ruler of my heart so I made it official my lord

00:53:37.920 George Janko I love you forever happy valentine's

00:53:40.060 day bubba

00:53:40.540 oh my god

00:53:43.300 what property do you own? I don't know

00:53:45.840 But it's like, it's fucking sick 1.00

00:53:48.080 She bought a five foot patch of land in an alleyway 0.99

00:53:49.160 I'm gonna change my credit card to Lord George Janko

00:53:51.920 So when I swipe, they'll be like, oh my god, are you a lord?

00:53:54.060 And I go

00:53:54.460 It's funny you say that because three days ago, this video came out

00:53:58.160 From a man named KSI, who was just made a lord

00:54:05.720 Three days ago, George

00:54:07.340 And actually changed his channel name to Lord KSI

00:54:11.960 So where does your ranking line

00:54:14.520 where does your ranking

00:54:15.680 no no no

00:54:16.460 it's getting 1.00

00:54:17.020 you idiot 1.00

00:54:18.900 why is everybody 1.00

00:54:20.820 becoming lords 0.99

00:54:21.760 I didn't fucking know 0.98

00:54:23.200 I didn't know 0.98

00:54:24.360 but I did

00:54:24.820 I will say this

00:54:25.880 like six months ago

00:54:27.560 we're in the car

00:54:28.560 we're driving

00:54:29.600 and she turns to me

00:54:30.380 she goes hey

00:54:30.820 question for you

00:54:31.820 is being called

00:54:33.460 lord blasphemous

00:54:34.500 because you know

00:54:35.260 is it

00:54:36.420 and I told her

00:54:37.440 I was like no

00:54:37.760 that just means

00:54:38.360 you're just like a ruler

00:54:40.120 of some type of land

00:54:40.940 that's why it's called

00:54:41.460 landlord

00:54:41.780 and it's not blasphemous

00:54:43.280 because God says

00:54:44.200 i'm the lord of all lords so that means that there's allowed to be other lords so i told

00:54:47.920 this like no respectfully god's the ultimate landlord yes and i was like then so no and she's 0.95

00:54:52.400 like okay and i never thought about what the fuck like that's how weird our conversations get that 0.89

00:54:57.740 that to me was just like a normal day-to-day conversation that's so great george yeah that's 0.98

00:55:01.620 so great that's one of the best things i've ever heard you're a lord now yeah lord george janko

00:55:07.440 so why do you care that he's moving to puerto rico if you have yeah i don't know i don't know

00:55:11.400 That's why I said last year

00:55:12.580 If you would have asked me

00:55:13.260 When I wasn't a lord

00:55:14.020 But I got land to lord over

00:55:16.360 And yes it is five feet only

00:55:18.760 The land that I own

00:55:20.100 Is only five feet

00:55:20.780 But I'm five feet

00:55:21.560 And I've done a lot in life

00:55:22.440 So I think

00:55:23.620 True

00:55:24.020 Where is it?

00:55:25.400 Where is it?

00:55:26.900 It's in England

00:55:27.480 No yeah but that's a big spot

00:55:29.000 I don't understand 1.00

00:55:29.580 She bought land

00:55:30.560 Yeah you have to own land

00:55:32.460 Where's your land dude? 0.96

00:55:34.240 I have fucking no idea 0.99

00:55:35.340 How do you not 0.98

00:55:35.760 But I could visit it

00:55:36.540 I could go visit it

00:55:37.200 I have it all here

00:55:37.600 Well no you can't

00:55:38.100 Because you don't know where it is

00:55:38.840 Well it's mine

00:55:39.540 Yeah regardless

00:55:40.600 No no I have a map

00:55:41.300 let me see the map

00:55:41.980 yeah yeah yeah

00:55:42.900 I don't know if I

00:55:43.720 might have left that

00:55:45.260 at the house

00:55:45.820 that's crazy

00:55:47.040 oh there's a tiny

00:55:47.860 version of it

00:55:48.460 let me see

00:55:48.780 let me see

00:55:49.060 was that the squire

00:55:51.020 like

00:55:51.600 the shire I mean

00:55:53.260 I don't know

00:55:53.620 who drew this

00:55:54.940 why was it drawn

00:55:55.760 in the 15th century

00:55:56.940 oh because 0.89

00:55:57.500 that's when

00:55:58.020 the lords started

00:55:58.640 look it's the most

00:55:59.440 waterfall

00:56:00.260 hey they have

00:56:01.540 a lazy river

00:56:02.100 you should come

00:56:02.660 you don't have

00:56:04.280 a lazy river

00:56:04.700 they do

00:56:05.220 this is great

00:56:07.640 I'd probably rather

00:56:08.480 this might be

00:56:08.960 a little fugazi

00:56:09.640 what do you mean 0.54

00:56:10.740 how can you just

00:56:11.220 Like I don't know dude

00:56:12.800 No bro this is legal

00:56:14.080 It's like when people buy stars

00:56:17.760 Or like you own a highway

00:56:19.800 Essentially 1.00

00:56:20.480 You adopt a highway and shit 0.99

00:56:21.800 You know who's a big adopter of highways here 1.00

00:56:24.520 No no

00:56:26.920 What is it methamphetamine

00:56:28.240 Do you guys ever see the methamphetamine signs

00:56:30.420 That's like this highway is owned by methamphetamine

00:56:32.600 Or is it a no no special K

00:56:34.460 What's it called the cereal box

00:56:36.300 No not cereal

00:56:37.100 What's the drug I'm thinking of ketamine

00:56:39.360 Because you know ketamine is like a thing they're trying to

00:56:41.920 No I mean kettle

00:56:42.380 Jake I'm looking at you because I know you know about ketamine 1.00

00:56:45.440 Fuck you 1.00

00:56:45.940 Ketamine is a cat tranquilizer 1.00

00:56:48.040 But they're looking at it having medicinal purposes

00:56:50.680 For cats

00:56:51.680 For depression and like PTSD

00:56:53.620 And so ketamine actually owns part of the country 1.00

00:56:56.700 Man fuck all the hell 1.00

00:56:59.780 Fuck you 1.00

00:57:00.300 What did you get your girlfriend? 1.00

00:57:02.920 I made it seem like I was like busy

00:57:05.460 And I was working and stuff

00:57:06.740 And so I had everything set up

00:57:08.740 And Simmy

00:57:09.320 Helped me

00:57:10.420 Get everything ready

00:57:11.080 So when we walk in the house

00:57:11.840 It all looked great

00:57:12.600 What's it?

00:57:13.380 What'd you get her?

00:57:14.620 Actually

00:57:14.940 Shockingly enough

00:57:16.400 We don't talk about

00:57:17.320 What we get each other publicly

00:57:18.460 Is that how you tell us 1.00

00:57:20.220 You didn't get her shit? 1.00

00:57:20.660 We just like to keep 1.00

00:57:21.360 Our relationship personal

00:57:22.360 Wait but you just

00:57:23.160 Like I'll tell you

00:57:23.660 Off camera

00:57:24.260 You just told everyone that

00:57:25.200 Oh cause I'm a

00:57:25.960 I'm a lord bro 1.00

00:57:26.920 You gotta flex that shit 1.00

00:57:28.140 I'm gonna keep that shit to myself 1.00

00:57:29.320 Like a hit him gun 1.00

00:57:30.200 George did you get her anything?

00:57:31.720 George did you get her anything?

00:57:32.820 I did yes I did

00:57:33.460 Well I didn't have a valentine 1.00

00:57:36.060 Oh yeah it's cause you're a loser 1.00

00:57:37.400 That collects Pokemon cards 1.00

00:57:38.520 fucking video games 0.99

00:57:39.680 that's right 1.00

00:57:40.120 so that's why your girlfriend

00:57:41.340 posts a picture on Valentine's Day

00:57:42.560 without you in it

00:57:43.300 and you don't get a post

00:57:44.660 so

00:57:45.120 thanks for watching

00:57:46.740 Impulsive Guys

00:57:47.360 the last episode 0.98

00:57:48.140 we've ever fucking played 0.96

00:57:49.280 and uh 0.98

00:57:49.800 oh my god

00:57:51.260 the $70,000 new table

00:57:53.040 I might put my things back 1.00

00:57:55.360 fucker 0.99

00:57:57.060 nah yeah it's tricky 1.00

00:57:58.440 you're right

00:57:58.900 you're making good points

00:57:59.680 because I started

00:58:00.640 collecting Pokemon cards

00:58:01.520 in a relationship

00:58:02.140 and now that I'm out

00:58:03.400 of a relationship

00:58:03.900 you know like 1.00

00:58:04.400 I'll be escorting a girl 1.00

00:58:05.440 around my house 1.00

00:58:06.040 I'll be like

00:58:06.340 oh there's like another

00:58:07.240 Pikachu stuffed animal

00:58:08.460 Like this is my first edition 0.99

00:58:09.600 They don't give a fuck 0.99

00:58:10.760 It's weird 0.99

00:58:11.200 I'm weird

00:58:11.660 I'm a weird person

00:58:12.320 Shocking

00:58:12.660 Officially

00:58:13.320 I get that

00:58:14.140 Cause it's kinda like being fat

00:58:15.540 What?

00:58:16.780 It's kinda like being fat

00:58:17.780 Like when you're fat

00:58:18.660 In a relationship

00:58:19.260 They're just like

00:58:19.920 That's so cute

00:58:20.940 Like even more to cuddle

00:58:22.220 And then like

00:58:22.940 When you get out of a relationship

00:58:23.920 And you're fat 0.73

00:58:24.380 You're just fat 1.00

00:58:24.860 You're just fat 1.00

00:58:25.360 And stupid 1.00

00:58:25.980 Cause you got no girlfriend 1.00

00:58:27.380 I'm a simple guy

00:58:28.520 Like I don't really demand much

00:58:31.380 You know low maintenance 1.00

00:58:32.340 But ladies pay attention 1.00

00:58:34.100 I feel like 0.92

00:58:34.720 Also this list will work

00:58:35.920 For most men

00:58:36.580 I'll go ahead and say it

00:58:37.640 I'm speaking on behalf of the males.

00:58:39.800 The males. 0.99

00:58:40.420 Ladies, listen up. 1.00

00:58:45.100 Shawty, you want to win your way to my heart? 1.00

00:58:48.560 Super simple.

00:58:49.460 Step one, back scratches.

00:58:52.320 Scratch his back.

00:58:53.980 Give me those goosebumps when I least expect it. 0.99

00:58:56.960 Number two, cook for me. 0.98

00:58:58.520 Make me food.

00:58:59.560 Very simple. 0.99

00:59:00.680 Three, keep that skin soft.

00:59:03.180 Honestly, like keep that lotion going, but don't use too much lotion.

00:59:05.940 I don't want to be grabbing you like a slip and slide 0.99

00:59:08.180 Four, morning sex 0.98

00:59:10.480 We're going to start the day right 0.97

00:59:12.140 Woman, we're going to get

00:59:13.980 We're going to go to pound town

00:59:15.460 First thing in the morning

00:59:16.700 And the rest of the day is going to be great

00:59:19.040 And lastly

00:59:21.060 And I think most importantly

00:59:22.960 The last way to win my heart over is 0.98

00:59:26.500 You cannot have had sex with Tyga 0.99

00:59:29.400 Ladies and gentlemen 1.00

00:59:31.400 That's it

00:59:33.020 That's all you got to do

00:59:35.260 You're going to win my heart

00:59:38.020 With those simple steps

00:59:39.420 You just eliminated 90% of Hollywood 0.93

00:59:41.460 You better go to Puerto Rico 1.00

00:59:43.540 By the way, Tiger's got a crib there too, bitch 1.00

00:59:45.840 He got a house in Dorado 1.00

00:59:47.580 You fucking know it 0.99

00:59:48.880 You know he does, bro 1.00

00:59:51.040 God dang, bro

00:59:52.880 That was so well-worded

00:59:54.580 You're a poet

00:59:55.480 And I know it

00:59:56.720 And you know it

00:59:57.780 Hey, can I ask you something?

00:59:59.060 What?

00:59:59.380 Why did you take the instrumental background

01:00:01.280 From like herpes medications online?

01:00:03.420 I noticed that

01:00:03.940 That sounded like, well, play it back.

01:00:05.540 Let me give you an example.

01:00:07.820 Okay, here we go.

01:00:10.840 It's not embarrassing.

01:00:13.500 Four out of five men walking in the grocery store right now

01:00:16.460 have the same itching problem that you do.

01:00:19.660 Before taking Herpodex, ask your doctor.

01:00:24.740 People like Mike Malak, Logan Paul.

01:00:28.720 That's it.

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01:00:32.160 choose wait hit him hit him with the side effects side effects of side effects of herpidex may

01:00:38.060 include headache unconsciousness bleeding from the mouth and heart death paralysis the death of 0.95

01:00:44.220 everyone you've ever met the death of everyone in general you're going to die if you take this

01:00:49.280 medication please read the label to find out if herpidex is right for you and herpy free outbreak

01:00:56.380 days are in your future

01:00:57.740 with Herpidex.

01:01:00.800 Did it not sound like that?

01:01:02.660 That was fantastic.

01:01:04.860 Dylan, you should send me soundtracks like that

01:01:06.540 more often. We could do so many

01:01:08.460 things.

01:01:10.240 Why don't you do that with

01:01:11.980 actual brand deals? Like when you do like

01:01:14.120 the next fucking blue shoot. 0.99

01:01:16.180 Let's do one for this episode. We're doing commercials 0.99

01:01:18.300 for my box break. Think about that.

01:01:20.440 Why do we not run commercials?

01:01:22.220 Like self-made. They're only promoting our shit. 1.00

01:01:24.200 Hey guys, what's up? It's me, Logan Paul. 0.99

01:01:26.340 Oh, wait, for this episode?

01:01:27.820 No, for my Pokemon box, bro.

01:01:29.120 Got it.

01:01:29.280 The live show.

01:01:29.780 I just realized I'm holding that.

01:01:31.240 I was like, I'm about to kill it in the booth right now.

01:01:33.140 I had Valentine's Day yesterday.

01:01:35.240 We did a fully Asian-themed Valentine's Day.

01:01:38.160 We went to Koreatown.

01:01:39.440 We had boba tea.

01:01:41.360 Yeah, you made a big deal out of that.

01:01:42.640 What, the boba tea?

01:01:45.960 You made a large deal out of it.

01:01:47.020 Out of what?

01:01:47.860 The boba tea.

01:01:48.660 It was good.

01:01:49.160 It was really tasty.

01:01:49.700 It's got little balls in it.

01:01:50.420 Okay, well, keep it to yourself. 0.97

01:01:51.500 We had boba tea.

01:01:52.260 We had bao.

01:01:54.180 Bao's great.

01:01:54.920 The bao was really good.

01:01:55.980 is that a restaurant or a it's a dish it's a it's a it's a dish yeah it's like little uh

01:02:00.920 steamed rice buns i believe it's a a can of teas pork bao you got pork yeah pork belly bao

01:02:08.780 and then and then we went and uh we got a foot massage yo speaking of speaking of which i went

01:02:15.080 into this place for a foot massage i can never just seem to get a foot massage these days happy

01:02:20.600 endings come no it always turns into a back massage i'm like dude i just simply want to

01:02:25.060 get a foot massage okay and so when they so when i when i go in i ask for a foot massage they send 0.96

01:02:29.620 me the guy it's always some bulky ass bald large muscular asian man and i'm like okay don't worry 0.95

01:02:37.880 man he's only touching your feet it's not super weird he's just touching your feet i gotta do a 0.95

01:02:42.620 sit back in the chair when i get in the room there's no chair it's a bed so i already know 0.96

01:02:48.340 i'm up i'm in trouble okay he starts massaging my feet he's got a fucking strong grip he's digging 0.98

01:02:54.020 into those things, dude. I'm starting to lose 0.97

01:02:55.660 consciousness just from your feet.

01:02:57.980 Then all of a sudden he says, please flip over.

01:03:00.580 I flip over. I thought he was Asian. 0.66

01:03:02.160 I suck at accents. 1.00

01:03:04.120 He's a frog. 0.97

01:03:06.960 Hey, please

01:03:07.980 move over.

01:03:09.460 Please flip over.

01:03:11.960 Please flip over.

01:03:14.320 I knew I was in trouble because

01:03:16.120 this man did not use

01:03:18.080 his hands on my back.

01:03:19.560 He only used

01:03:21.200 the sharpest elbows.

01:03:23.560 I have ever fell in my entire life

01:03:27.220 and couldn't put together an English sentence long enough

01:03:30.300 to ask me, are you in pain right now? 1.00

01:03:32.600 Here's how I knew I was fucked. 1.00

01:03:35.600 I found myself whispering to myself, 0.99

01:03:39.240 pain is a social construct.

01:03:40.840 Pain is a social construct.

01:03:42.400 Over and over again, because as a man,

01:03:46.560 I could not admit to him that he was hurting.

01:03:49.020 He was putting every ounce of might into his elbow

01:03:53.480 into my back right in this region

01:03:55.480 that really hurts when someone does

01:03:57.540 that and he was like

01:03:59.080 how's the pressure and I was like

01:04:01.440 what 0.99

01:04:01.940 and he just kept fucking 0.99

01:04:05.620 digging bro I went to war with a small 1.00

01:04:07.640 Asian man do you know why he did 1.00

01:04:09.500 that to you why because in the back of his

01:04:11.540 mind quietly was like 1.00

01:04:13.360 if you're gonna make me touch your feet huh you fucker 1.00

01:04:15.500 he's like you're not gonna tell me about 1.00

01:04:16.920 bro your feet scare me

01:04:19.540 when they're in socks

01:04:20.980 and then when you take them out

01:04:22.880 In my mind I go

01:04:24.720 How many chairs, couches

01:04:27.060 And tables has that foot hurt

01:04:28.580 You break everything that's in your way

01:04:30.900 I wouldn't call them toes

01:04:32.360 I call them tentacles

01:04:33.680 They like fold like this

01:04:35.460 Oh my god

01:04:37.940 What's happening over here

01:04:39.180 What is that white spot

01:04:40.800 That was just like a mark

01:04:42.380 It's a callus but it's also

01:04:45.740 Got a mark there as well

01:04:47.820 That's how big Puerto Rico is

01:04:50.480 Show us where you're gonna live

01:04:52.140 Are my feet dirty right now, Caleb?

01:04:54.040 No, right?

01:04:54.680 They're not overly dirty, are they?

01:04:56.280 I need everybody to look at his feet and realize he just said,

01:04:59.200 Hey, that's not that dirty.

01:05:00.460 A six toe coming out?

01:05:01.760 Like, when is this going to be fully developed? 0.99

01:05:03.760 Like, guys, listen, what do you want me to fucking say to you? 0.99

01:05:06.540 You like my butt crack, did you say? 1.00

01:05:08.700 Danny, what? 0.98

01:05:09.660 You can't say that.

01:05:10.520 D, D, no D, no D, no D, no D, no D, no D, no D, no D.

01:05:14.380 Trump got acquitted.

01:05:15.980 What does that mean?

01:05:16.820 For the second, oh, yeah, for the second time,

01:05:19.240 he's 2-0 on impeachment.

01:05:20.500 The guy's undefeated.

01:05:22.060 He's like R. Kelly.

01:05:23.260 Yeah, I mean, at this rate, he's never going to get,

01:05:24.980 he's never going to be out of office.

01:05:28.280 Wait, what, he's already gone?

01:05:31.680 Yeah, bro.

01:05:32.200 They're doing that so he can't re-elect.

01:05:33.540 Yeah, he can't re-run, and they strip him of his rights 0.95

01:05:37.000 of Secret Service and all that, and the jet and all that shit. 0.63

01:05:40.440 Wait, they're trying to take a serious service away? 0.96

01:05:42.320 Well, if you get impeached, it all goes away.

01:05:44.340 They take it away from you.

01:05:45.540 But evidently it was a pretty bipartisan—I haven't really studied it much.

01:05:49.820 And the reason I'm bringing this up is I haven't studied it as much

01:05:53.240 because as soon as Biden became president, I forgot that we even had a president.

01:05:58.560 You don't hear anything anymore.

01:05:59.760 Weird, right? Weird.

01:06:00.480 And for all the Trumpsters and all the conservatives watching this,

01:06:05.220 it definitely is because of the media, in part,

01:06:08.440 because the media just stopped making a big deal of it

01:06:10.820 because they were on this rampage against Trump.

01:06:14.060 But also, the president of the United States 0.99

01:06:16.840 is not tweeting out absolutely fucking insane messages 0.99

01:06:20.660 on his Twitter. 0.98

01:06:21.380 And so, as of right now...

01:06:22.520 Is he doing things, though?

01:06:23.840 He's probably golfing.

01:06:25.520 No.

01:06:26.220 Biden?

01:06:26.820 Oh, Biden?

01:06:28.120 No, I don't think so.

01:06:29.020 I don't even know if he was supposed to do anything.

01:06:31.580 I think we just need a new president.

01:06:34.040 I think he just went back to doing what other presidents did,

01:06:36.540 was just hanging out. 1.00

01:06:37.360 He'll probably shake people's hands and shit 1.00

01:06:40.080 Kiss some babies 1.00

01:06:41.100 Well we know

01:06:42.380 He went through a little sniffing phase

01:06:45.020 He was sniffing all the years

01:06:47.320 But honestly

01:06:48.420 To be completely honest

01:06:50.220 I love the idea of having conversations with people

01:06:52.560 And the president and their current outlook on things

01:06:55.240 Doesn't come up

01:06:56.020 Like when's the last time you had an argument with someone

01:06:58.420 Oh oh

01:06:59.840 In Miami this is how I knew

01:07:02.200 With that girl

01:07:03.640 With that girl

01:07:04.960 Who I called you and told you about

01:07:06.920 Is that the same girl that you were talking about

01:07:10.000 In the beginning of the story

01:07:10.660 I couldn't

01:07:13.140 This is how I knew I was like I don't belong here

01:07:16.100 I couldn't believe

01:07:17.400 Oh you told me what she said

01:07:18.480 I'll say it 1.00

01:07:19.800 Fuck it I didn't say it 1.00

01:07:21.880 I don't know if you should 1.00

01:07:23.420 I'm going to because 0.98

01:07:25.020 I felt a fucking fire 0.98

01:07:28.420 Igniting me and I immediately got 0.99

01:07:30.600 Turned off 0.98

01:07:31.260 No it's like yo get the fuck out of my hotel room 1.00

01:07:35.760 It was her and her friend 1.00

01:07:36.560 And

01:07:37.880 I could tell they were on 0.99

01:07:40.440 Like a bit of a QAnon wave

01:07:43.060 How did you tell?

01:07:44.960 Were they wearing sketches?

01:07:45.840 They were talking about conspiracies

01:07:47.420 Like what's the telltale sign 1.00

01:07:50.180 That someone's a QAnonist 1.00

01:07:51.900 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:07:53.520 Like were they wearing a shirt that said

01:07:55.500 Hillary Clinton eats flesh?

01:07:57.240 Like what's the telltale sign?

01:07:58.980 Like I was very 1.00

01:08:00.820 Not buying into that shit 1.00

01:08:03.900 You know like anyone with a fucking brain 1.00

01:08:05.600 yeah bro but they weren't they she'd say it like this yeah but like i heard about this one 0.99

01:08:10.540 and she'd say it and i know she's i know she believed it and i have to sit there i'm like yo

01:08:16.080 explain to her like why this is not true like these facts that you think are facts actually

01:08:19.840 are where are you getting your information you're young are you on facebook where uh are you on

01:08:25.800 qanon and they were just super um i don't know i hadn't had a conversation like this in a while

01:08:31.920 I'm sitting there and the girl goes

01:08:32.980 Hurts me to say it

01:08:35.040 She goes

01:08:35.480 I don't even want to be in frame

01:08:38.640 She said 0.99

01:08:39.180 She said George Floyd was a fucking setup dude 1.00

01:08:42.820 She said George Floyd was a setup 1.00

01:08:44.500 That's what she said 1.00

01:08:45.460 I said what the fuck did you just say 1.00

01:08:48.120 Cause that is a bold ass claim 0.99

01:08:50.980 And I need you to make some serious 0.81

01:08:53.160 Serious points

01:08:54.580 Why you just said that before I kick you out of my room

01:08:57.320 And I think she felt

01:08:59.280 She felt how

01:09:01.260 Much that bothered me

01:09:03.220 Which is odd

01:09:05.500 Because I don't

01:09:06.180 You guys know me

01:09:06.960 I don't really get fired up

01:09:08.460 I'm like

01:09:08.760 There was that one time

01:09:10.320 Well you bought him 1.00

01:09:11.000 A fucking shrimp 1.00

01:09:12.060 Just watch your mouth wench 1.00

01:09:13.140 I'm typically a level headed guy

01:09:15.420 Stick to one insult

01:09:16.340 In issues of

01:09:18.360 Racial inequality

01:09:20.020 And injustice in America 0.99

01:09:21.460 I get fucking fired up 0.98

01:09:23.900 Yeah for sure 1.00

01:09:24.220 And so I pressed her hard

01:09:26.180 Obviously

01:09:26.700 And

01:09:27.780 No good actual reasons

01:09:30.320 She just was like

01:09:31.060 saying some things about his past

01:09:33.040 and who he was as a person,

01:09:34.980 the crimes and what he was on

01:09:36.820 or he was inebriated or something.

01:09:40.380 And I obviously had explained to her like, 0.99

01:09:42.280 hey, none of that fucking matters. 0.95

01:09:43.880 Also, none of that justifies your original point 0.98

01:09:46.080 in saying that George Floyd was a setup, 1.00

01:09:48.500 you fucking dumbass. 1.00

01:09:49.640 So unless you're going to justify that point, 1.00

01:09:51.740 we can talk about who George Floyd was all day.

01:09:53.780 But unfortunately, that doesn't make the cop

01:09:55.760 the judge, jury, and executioner.

01:09:58.100 And that's how I think I knew Miami.

01:10:00.560 me the place for me i arrived and there was a trump rally going on i said people still talking 0.98

01:10:04.780 about this guy fucking honking horns down it's already over it's done give it up wait wait give 0.99

01:10:10.480 it up so but let me ask you this question see but you don't fuck with the hope because yo 1.00

01:10:17.040 you show me a crazy chick and i'm in miami in a hotel room like that might be that might be an 0.99

01:10:23.820 even bigger green light like i'm like yo you believe in q anon you think that our president 1.00

01:10:28.480 it might be a reptile like i was i was this dick i was bro bro do you know what a q anon bitch can 1.00

01:10:36.660 do in the bedroom are you fucking kidding your dick will catch on fire that girl fuck so hard 1.00

01:10:42.420 bro trying to save the world from comet pizza ping pong pizza whatever the fuck it was john 1.00

01:10:48.700 legend loves fucking flesh john legend loves fucking foot leg bro can you imagine bro just 0.99

01:10:53.660 freaking but there was two of them it was too much for me and then they said then they said 0.99

01:10:57.760 I'm here for the fun.

01:11:00.020 I'm fascinated that you're entertained and believe these things.

01:11:03.460 I'm here for the fun.

01:11:04.140 But when you make a statement as bold as that,

01:11:08.600 you're going to be met with these hands.

01:11:10.460 I'm just kidding.

01:11:11.280 That was the first fight I won this year.

01:11:14.720 Yes!

01:11:16.680 No, but that wasn't the only fight that you almost got in Miami. 0.66

01:11:21.860 Because we were at a Super Bowl with a girl, by the way.

01:11:24.300 Because we were at a Super Bowl party.

01:11:27.180 we went to like a Super Bowl 1.00

01:11:29.800 fucking gathering 1.00

01:11:30.720 socially distanced people 1.00

01:11:34.160 with masks 1.00

01:11:35.280 cut the fucking shit assholes 1.00

01:11:37.100 first we were at Andrew Scholl's house 1.00

01:11:40.000 and we watched a little bit of the Super Bowl

01:11:41.860 there very socially distanced with masks

01:11:44.160 watch the first half

01:11:45.360 so we go to the second party

01:11:46.420 this party is more of like a club scene

01:11:49.320 not as Andrew Schultz-esque

01:11:50.960 less like wives and like dogs

01:11:53.320 and like pizzas and more just like 0.99

01:11:55.260 probably cocaine and like bitcoin holders and prostitutes so i'm about to leave the party it's

01:12:00.900 like or the event the gathering the small soiree with my girlfriend because it's 10 30 which is

01:12:06.160 three hours past her bedtime and she and i'm sitting there and i see logan engaged in a 1.00

01:12:11.900 conversation with what can only be described as a large amazonian woman she's seven and a half feet 0.96

01:12:17.240 tall towering over him and she's fired up not over any specific thing she's just happy to be alive 0.99

01:12:24.620 she's happy to be there she did a bunch of fucking molly and she's in logan's face that wasn't it 0.98

01:12:29.500 what was it everything every job you could tell so she's in his face and she's doing this and so 0.99

01:12:33.960 whenever i see that guy girl in his face my fucking my dude right here i'm activating so i go up to 1.00

01:12:39.860 her and i go yo i have to ask you politely to get out of my friend's face she turned to me and she 1.00

01:12:44.560 goes i am a fucking local bitch shut your mouth and she was tall so when i said she said it like 1.00

01:12:53.540 this down to me she did and you know what i said back to her if you say one more word to me i'm 1.00

01:13:00.700 gonna have my girlfriend beat your fucking ass and i put amara in front of me and i backed up 1.00

01:13:05.120 like this it got heated when she chest bumped me that was that was yes she grabbed my hand 1.00

01:13:09.980 and pulled me in like a like a football bro and went boom i flew back 20 30 feet bro literally

01:13:16.780 i've never seen anything like this this girl was have you ever seen i thought it was rob

01:13:20.760 Gronkowski for a split second. I thought

01:13:22.900 it was. It was Rhonda Gronkowski. I'm not even

01:13:25.020 kidding. She goes, we're sitting there,

01:13:26.840 we're talking, standing there. I was laying down

01:13:28.960 because she just belly flopped me and 1.00

01:13:30.800 she goes, ha ha ha 0.91

01:13:33.060 you remind me of me

01:13:34.460 and I said, ha ha, I hope not

01:13:36.640 and then Mike came and saved the day with his girlfriend.

01:13:40.620 No, I actually didn't, I didn't say that. I said

01:13:42.280 I got like kind of hood and I was like, yo, if you

01:13:44.280 say one more thing, I'm like, I'm gonna have my girl

01:13:46.100 dice you up. Why don't you just tell her 1.00

01:13:48.520 like, yo, I just shot a bitch and killed myself. No, I didn't want to 1.00

01:13:50.600 say that but then i'm amra because because the thing is like amra as we all know is actually

01:13:56.060 about it like she stepped up and all of a sudden now i'm involved in an actual situation so they

01:14:00.300 all walk over into the corner and that girl the amazonian girl has three equally amazonian friends

01:14:04.920 and it's just them three with them with amra it all worked out everything was fine logan went his 0.93

01:14:09.540 way and probably went back to the house and ate some fucking micro greens and went to sleep 0.99

01:14:13.060 he fell off your diet a little bit huh fat boy i saw you eating a cheeseburger at fucking burger 0.99

01:14:18.940 with food god oh yeah i realize it doesn't matter my metabolism is crazy high as fuck crazy bro i i 0.99

01:14:25.840 eat i eat hordes of food super bowl was good had some prop bets on the barstool sports book 0.76

01:14:31.480 uh i i put it on there that bet with logan paul said gronk was gonna score 69 yards and one

01:14:37.840 touchdown you know because he was on our podcast and typically athletes would come on our podcast

01:14:42.640 it's good luck he won the super bowl he got two touchdowns and he got 67 yards so he was two yards

01:14:48.040 short essentially of this prop bet hitting i think it was plus it was boosted right it's plus 690 so

01:14:52.740 bet 100 what you win 690 yeah it was boosted big time but he was two yards short but since it was

01:14:58.280 my first prop bet barstool sports bill put it through shout out penn for making that happen

01:15:01.780 which was awesome and then a second one a second prop bet bet with logan paul was uh lebron to

01:15:09.240 score 25 in the lakers win i wake up the next morning lebron scored exactly 25 and the lakers

01:15:15.760 One by one in OT

01:15:16.980 And then I put another one

01:15:19.920 For Kamaru Usman

01:15:20.920 And you got that one too

01:15:22.920 He TKO'd Gilbert Burns

01:15:25.980 I believe in the third

01:15:27.780 Kamaru Usman

01:15:30.140 I said it when he started that fight

01:15:31.860 I don't know if he can be beat

01:15:34.800 He's one of those fighters

01:15:36.120 Betting against him was the worst mistake of my life 1.00

01:15:39.400 That guy is a fucking animal 1.00

01:15:41.040 We didn't know at the time 1.00

01:15:42.100 We didn't know

01:15:42.780 He had made a name for himself

01:15:46.080 And now he's up there

01:15:47.960 For the longest win streak

01:15:49.860 In the UFC with the best guys

01:15:51.240 13 win streak

01:15:52.320 13 wins in a row

01:15:54.540 Him, Izzy, there's a few people 1.00

01:15:56.860 Khabib, I just don't think will be beat ever

01:15:58.880 He's just too solid

01:16:00.080 Can take hits, can dish him

01:16:02.080 100% takedown defense

01:16:03.500 Clay Guida, does anyone remember him?

01:16:06.320 Do you remember him?

01:16:07.980 Back in the day, Clay Guida

01:16:09.820 Long hair, MMA fighter

01:16:11.380 i remember watching him fight the other week and that dude's 39 years old and just is a dog fights

01:16:18.140 like a like he's a street fighter but obviously has the skills of a talented mma fighter and uh

01:16:24.100 it was really cool to see i don't know someone who i grew up watching in clay guida long hair

01:16:29.800 just fighting like a beast uh win and dominate in the way that he did it was cool it was cool 0.98

01:16:36.320 gives me inspiration man this shit doesn't stop if you just keep going especially if you love it 0.98

01:16:40.220 He was fired up during his post-fight win speech. 0.99

01:16:42.680 Those are my favorites, post-fight win speech.

01:16:44.880 You'll have one of those one time.

01:16:46.300 Yeah.

01:16:46.660 Oh, yeah.

01:16:48.660 Floyd fight was supposed to be happening in five days.

01:16:50.960 February 20th, it was supposed to be happening.

01:16:52.880 Do you have any info on the redeployment?

01:16:55.700 Talking to the big boss man, the Don today.

01:16:57.800 Oh, yeah, we're going in right after this.

01:16:59.360 Yeah, he's sitting over there.

01:17:00.200 With a new partner, potentially, that I brought to the table.

01:17:03.160 Strange guy.

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01:18:57.520 Wait, they said that?

01:18:58.540 Yeah, yeah, they said that.

01:18:59.820 The best podcast with two best friends who jabber and talk about topical, trendy, funny stuff, give our input on it.

01:19:06.460 That's what you've needed, I think, up until now, listener.

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01:19:14.220 Sometimes I just feel like a burden.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - February 16, 2021

E257 Logan Paul Is Leaving California...

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