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00:02:12.240 When those fights become the norm for months and months and months on end, and a relationship starts to take more energy from you than it provides to your life, and you don't see an end in sight for either person,

00:02:25.940 it's the time that you have to you have to start thinking about colonic quiz

00:02:31.740 when do you a sit on the show and then b run the show what do you mean we're starting without

00:02:44.320 george uh first of all i'm running the show because i spawned you okay so that's the beginning

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00:03:02.120 to be alive man yeah blessed yeah george is late george is late again he's been showing up late i

00:03:06.380 don't know where he is um has one uh show with joe coy and suddenly thinks he can arrive at his at

00:03:12.560 his leisure so we've replaced him with my my father greg good to see you here and you know

00:03:16.580 hey thanks a lot of people have been asking me to be on the show good rightfully so rightfully

00:03:20.820 good yeah it's a big it's a big week in general uh uh this saturday i gotta say this saturday

00:03:25.060 i'm breaking open the first ever million dollar box of pokemon cards on my youtube channel live

00:03:30.380 my youtube channel uh yeah we paired it with an nft it's a big drop 6 p.m pst 9 p.m eastern

00:03:35.920 each pack sold for an average of 38 250 dollars for every pack i think about it think about it

00:03:43.380 every time i open a pack 40k a car two cars just

00:03:47.960 Nobody's more excited about it than me

00:03:51.000 It's my favorite

00:03:51.980 Because you get to sit there and commentate

00:03:53.600 Absolute favorite god dang time of the year 0.98

00:03:56.660 I don't know shit about it 0.91

00:03:58.080 I just have so much god dang fun doing it

00:04:00.780 I'm feeling good about this one man

00:04:02.020 I can feel the Charizards

00:04:03.100 They've been whispering things to me at night

00:04:05.280 I was here before you guys

00:04:07.860 Dog also put that can 0.99

00:04:10.860 So far off fucking 0.99

00:04:11.900 George 1.00

00:04:13.600 Why would you do that?

00:04:15.520 Because that's what you get

00:04:17.160 Free brand deal just because, oh, you have a nice hair.

00:04:18.920 It's going to get blurred. What were you going to say about my hair?

00:04:21.020 It looks good. Oh, thank you. I actually need that.

00:04:22.620 Yeah, I told him the same thing. I'm with the wind. Let's go.

00:04:25.680 Come on.

00:04:26.560 That was really close.

00:04:28.780 Yeah, do you mind? Well, he is the co-host.

00:04:31.460 No, I'm going. I'm going.

00:04:34.080 I'm like, can you leave?

00:04:35.180 He's like, no, no, no. I'm going.

00:04:37.180 He actually does have a lot of important shit to do. 0.98

00:04:39.600 Yeah, he does. 0.98

00:04:40.700 He's about to.

00:04:41.640 No, do you know what he's getting at the ranch?

00:04:43.520 He's getting an outdoor shower.

00:04:45.940 Isn't that true?

00:04:46.620 Oh, yeah, true.

00:04:47.160 You can shower outside.

00:04:48.380 Oh, that's nice.

00:04:48.980 Are you going to fly from Puerto Rico to use that shower once a year?

00:04:52.860 Hey, just letting you know we had a dinner the other night that you weren't invited to.

00:04:57.720 You could have come.

00:04:59.680 It was a crypto boys group chat kind of thing.

00:05:01.980 I already told.

00:05:02.860 It was like a house thing.

00:05:04.080 Just maybe just skip over that whole thing. 0.99

00:05:05.840 Also, could you please get that fucking can off? 0.99

00:05:07.620 I'm serious. 1.00

00:05:08.620 Yeah, dead ass. 1.00

00:05:08.940 Hey, what's up your butt today? 1.00

00:05:09.940 I'm not. 0.98

00:05:10.320 I swear to God, I'm in a great mood.

00:05:11.420 But George, we get paid copious hordes of money to promote brands.

00:05:16.240 And you're blurred right now

00:05:18.420 Your whole area is blurred

00:05:19.460 People can't even see you

00:05:20.460 Right he's blurred

00:05:22.660 We go to this dinner the other night

00:05:25.080 And I stated a really well put together case

00:05:27.680 As to why he should spend

00:05:29.500 Just 12 more months here

00:05:32.120 I have been talking to him

00:05:34.480 I've been talking to everybody about it

00:05:35.720 Over the past couple weeks

00:05:36.660 Deaf ears man

00:05:38.460 Deaf ears nobody listening

00:05:39.740 But not at this dinner George 1.00

00:05:40.880 I stated a very well thought out

00:05:43.220 Directional 0.98

00:05:44.700 uh uh debate i sparked it about keeping the foot on the fucking gas pedal man we're flying 0.92

00:05:51.480 we're flying this year he's looking at the i'm not gonna say exactly however millions of dollars 0.95

00:05:58.040 that he wants to bring with him down to that house which is great looking back at last year

00:06:02.700 and we're laughing at that money we're laughing at last year's money we're looking at those digits

00:06:06.620 saying that's funny i'm not yeah you could comparatively i can recognize and appreciate 0.96

00:06:11.700 Just fucking, no, just bear with me for a second. 0.95

00:06:14.620 And I told him, next year, he's going to be looking back at this year, laughing. 0.99

00:06:20.540 If he just keeps his foot on the gas, if we just keep doing this show,

00:06:23.560 if he keeps the boxing going, the crypto going.

00:06:25.900 This is all keep continuing.

00:06:27.640 None of that is ending.

00:06:28.740 Well, that's my only, I've seen this city.

00:06:32.820 I've done this city.

00:06:34.360 I want to help.

00:06:35.840 Yeah, he's mad at LA, for sure. 1.00

00:06:37.660 I mean, listen, if, fuck. 1.00

00:06:40.660 Fuck. If I had your money 1.00

00:06:42.560 and the strategy that you have going on,

00:06:44.560 I would have been in Puerto Rico yesterday.

00:06:46.540 Great job, George. You ruined it.

00:06:48.160 I'm not going to lie to my friend so he can gain.

00:06:51.100 I'm not going to do that.

00:06:51.980 It's not about us.

00:06:53.480 It has nothing to do with us.

00:06:55.340 I need you to photoshop a Mike face over me.

00:06:57.460 I'm not doing it.

00:06:58.300 Caleb's doing so many edits for this podcast.

00:07:01.080 Did you guys both go to great clips?

00:07:04.040 Look, dude.

00:07:04.540 Look, look, look. Did you see

00:07:06.340 my NFT drop

00:07:07.600 this past weekend?

00:07:09.540 oh by the way i just want to i watched that and i would like to say something i had no idea you

00:07:14.220 were dropping that that card thing that you were doing and what i appreciate about you the most 0.92

00:07:17.900 bro is that i was sitting here just shitting on it like you don't prep your friends to like go 0.99

00:07:22.580 along with what you're doing like and i i fuck with that like i was i was taking a massive shit 1.00

00:07:27.620 on that idea and then you made three million dollars later so i'm gonna go and fuck myself 0.99

00:07:33.280 what did you think was gonna happen i was gonna think that you were gonna get too cocky after 1.00

00:07:36.500 that haircut, Mike. I didn't think so, but

00:07:38.180 you are. I don't think my cockiness

00:07:40.360 level has changed whatsoever. They've always been the same

00:07:42.320 level of cockiness, George.

00:07:44.500 I've been like this since I was 15.

00:07:46.560 What's happening?

00:07:48.660 Tune in, Tokyo. NFTs of the

00:07:50.500 future. NFTs of the future. Digital assets.

00:07:52.960 Yeah, they're nice. Digital

00:07:54.300 collectibles. How did you get people to buy

00:07:56.420 a card of your face?

00:07:57.880 So what I did,

00:07:59.020 I've been going on Clubhouse a lot and

00:08:02.080 listening. The other thing you were making fun of?

00:08:04.640 Oh. I never made fun of it.

00:08:06.500 i mean you weren't talking great about it oh no hold on are you getting i don't know i don't know

00:08:11.100 i have no deal with clubhouse i just don't remember making fun of it i remember being

00:08:14.360 unsure of it then i went on and i found out there are certain rooms that titillate me and my interest

00:08:20.280 and spark my curiosity and so those are the rooms i tend to hang out and sometimes i speak sometimes

00:08:25.800 i just listen but there's a lot of rooms about nfts nfts non-fungible tokens um that's what it

00:08:31.640 stands for unable to be duplicated replicated one of a kind um and i i went in a room i woke

00:08:37.500 up from a nap i went in a room uh and they had me on on stage i was speaking and i said uh

00:08:42.780 the nft marketplace is a living breathing orgasm i meant to say organism you said orgasm like legit 0.99

00:08:52.260 dog you know who is in this fucking room bro you know what kind of people are on club billionaires 0.99

00:08:57.400 tech investors famous artists the smartest people in the world all in one place talking about the 0.99

00:09:02.460 the future of digital collectibles a thousand people i said the nft marketplace is a living

00:09:08.880 breathing orgasm is that wrong did you stick to that i said i said oh my god no i'm so sorry

00:09:16.220 i meant to say organism and i'm aware like and then like everyone unmuted and started laughing

00:09:23.500 and by the way that would happen to me like as as like wait they unmuted they unmuted to start 0.97

00:09:29.900 laughing at me so they wanted you to hear them laughing at you yes wow fucking clubhouse huh 0.97

00:09:34.660 they're dogs but yeah we um had a really successful first launch with uh my nft and in the nuances of 0.98

00:09:42.760 what makes an nft valuable um i don't know i mean there's a lot of things there's the scarcity

00:09:47.800 there's the creator whatever it is i as a personality try to apply some functionality

00:09:53.440 or utility behind it so for this first one the nft uh um represented an entry in our giveaway of the

00:10:00.820 last three pokemon packs so it's like it's tying this this event this experience this moment in

00:10:06.040 time this historical first million dollar box break with this up-and-coming uh digital collectible

00:10:12.160 industry which i think i think is cool so pokemon compared with this new industry uh are tied to me

00:10:18.500 and then it's this perfect intersection and crossroads of worlds that i mean it worked and

00:10:23.780 we're gonna do it again and again and you know hopefully not beat a dead horse but it's good

00:10:28.500 it's good there's a lot of stuff a lot of burgeoning uh artists and and people taking

00:10:32.280 part in the space now i'm hoping it doesn't get oversaturated too quickly because it's going to

00:10:37.840 it's going to every artist every uh influencers i'm not gonna lie i've heard a lot of people

00:10:42.100 already bring it up to me why would they not it's it's so fun it's so new and it's so exciting i

00:10:47.660 think the uh i think the uh tokens with either a the most utility or or have the most creativity

00:10:55.680 are gonna rise to the top just like just like any medium or any platform right you have you

00:11:00.960 have social media and and the good creators the ones who have that that spark or that thing rise

00:11:06.060 to the top and i don't think it's gonna be any different with uh nfts i'm gonna be i'm gonna

00:11:09.760 be talking more about like which ones i'm collecting too because i started collecting

00:11:13.760 nfts as well me too yeah which ones uh i got a couple crypto punks you don't yeah i do no you

00:11:20.060 don't that's me that's me no i can show you you do not have crypto phones yes i do they're in my

00:11:25.280 camera roll you don't even got eat they've all been screenshotted i have all of them bro i

00:11:30.280 I screenshotted all of them.

00:11:32.760 And by the way.

00:11:33.300 No, no.

00:11:34.020 No, listen.

00:11:34.840 And by the way, you don't have them.

00:11:35.740 Yes, I screenshotted.

00:11:36.840 You don't own them.

00:11:37.140 Bro, I own them.

00:11:38.100 They're not yours.

00:11:38.440 I screen-recorded LeBron James Dunk.

00:11:40.740 I own that.

00:11:41.580 I screen-recorded CryptoPunks.

00:11:43.420 I own that.

00:11:44.080 No, you don't.

00:11:44.540 Yes, sir. 0.99

00:11:45.040 How are you going to fucking tell me if I own them? 0.99

00:11:47.240 Because I'll tell you why and how. 0.99

00:11:48.580 Ready?

00:11:49.360 That's the equivalent of coming up to me with a counterfeit baseball or Pokemon card and

00:11:53.220 saying, oh, I have a first edition Charizard.

00:11:55.420 No, you don't.

00:11:55.960 You have a fake.

00:11:56.580 It's a fake. 1.00

00:11:57.380 You're a fraud and you're phony. 1.00

00:11:58.360 bro you exist on the blockchain like what do you want me to say i am a made of blocks on the chain 0.99

00:12:04.120 okay listen to me more importantly than just nifties okay coin coins coins are down bad today

00:12:12.160 i woke up this morning i was having an aneurysm i'm i'm i'm broke yeah what happened logan you

00:12:18.060 told me to to put all my money into ethereum and it dropped through the floor yeah i don't know how

00:12:23.240 how it happens because for anyone who's not uh familiar with cryptocurrency ethereum was at

00:12:28.120 like 1900, maybe 1950.

00:12:29.640 I think it broke the 2000 barrier.

00:12:31.820 Overnight, it dropped to like 1446, 1500, 25% decrease.

00:12:36.780 You see these spikes go down so quickly

00:12:40.060 and then back up just as quickly

00:12:41.120 because everyone buys in at the low point.

00:12:42.720 But who is moving that much value?

00:12:46.860 It takes billions of dollars and it's every Sunday.

00:12:51.720 It's the Winklevosses.

00:12:52.560 Yes, that's what we figured out.

00:12:54.120 So we thought we had found this.

00:12:55.200 Maybe it's God, it's his rest day.

00:12:56.060 Maybe he's just investing in stocks.

00:12:57.480 We thought we had found this rhythm

00:12:59.960 Where Sunday night

00:13:01.180 Some people tell me it has to do with Asia

00:13:03.720 Some people say it has to do with whales 1.00

00:13:07.200 Like moving shit 1.00

00:13:08.340 Every Sunday fucking night 1.00

00:13:10.660 The shit just tanks through the floor 1.00

00:13:12.620 And that's when we buy 1.00

00:13:13.780 Buy the dips

00:13:14.460 We buy those dips

00:13:16.240 So we're just sucking up Chainlink

00:13:21.860 Ethereum

00:13:22.600 Bitcoin

00:13:23.540 Just swallowing all of it 1.00

00:13:25.240 Dude, just gobbling fucking Bitcoin dick, bro. 1.00

00:13:28.680 Every, every Monday. 1.00

00:13:30.260 Yes, like that.

00:13:31.680 And then today, it didn't go back up all that much, man.

00:13:37.760 And so like now I'm exposed.

00:13:39.720 I'm feeling like a man on the top of a mountain with no jacket.

00:13:43.060 If it dropped, then shouldn't you buy?

00:13:44.800 Because that's your motto.

00:13:46.100 Yeah, buy when there's blood on the streets.

00:13:47.940 Yeah, we spent everything. 0.98

00:13:49.240 This kid fucking called up his, he's the only person I know that still has to call someone to get access to money. 0.99

00:13:55.240 why would you say that why would you say that oh you son of a yeah i gotta call my accountants 0.99

00:14:04.040 i gotta call them and ask them for my money i'm always and i'm always privy to the call i always

00:14:09.600 sit there with them and it's it literally sounds like this like it hey uh hey dad do you think

00:14:15.740 that i could get a 150 you're trying to punch me no i need a can you hand me that dad do you think

00:14:20.960 and get 150k. I want to buy more Ethereum.

00:14:22.800 And they're like, Logan, we don't

00:14:24.600 know if that's a good... They don't get it.

00:14:26.960 Yeah, they don't get it. Exactly.

00:14:29.760 Here. Wow.

00:14:30.860 Sorry for the delay. 0.99

00:14:32.400 I don't give a fuck, dude. Whatever, man. I just hope it 0.99

00:14:34.840 comes back. Have you ever seen that scene?

00:14:36.820 It always does. You know that.

00:14:38.720 Speaking of coming back,

00:14:40.440 ladies and gentlemen,

00:14:45.600 Bobby Shmurda is

00:14:46.720 getting out of jail tomorrow.

00:14:48.580 Run the lights. Run the fucking lights. 1.00

00:14:50.960 Bobby Shmurda. 1.00

00:14:52.280 This guy?

00:14:53.220 Bobby Shmurda is being released from jail tomorrow.

00:14:57.400 Is that, just to clarify.

00:14:58.980 Yes.

00:14:59.440 He's the one who told on himself in a song?

00:15:01.440 He ain't told on nobody.

00:15:02.860 On himself.

00:15:03.360 Not even himself. 1.00

00:15:04.600 This man said, fuck it, I'm doing my time, bro. 1.00

00:15:07.860 So he's like not 69. 1.00

00:15:09.440 No.

00:15:10.040 So you know how all those rappers are out there right now?

00:15:12.700 Primarily the one you just mentioned on some like, 0.99

00:15:14.500 yo, Snitchin ain't even that bad shit. 0.98

00:15:15.920 He wants to come back on. 0.99

00:15:17.220 He should, he should.

00:15:18.120 By the way, he's a great guest.

00:15:19.140 And I feel much differently about him since he came on.

00:15:21.580 But what I'm saying is like, Shmurda said, nah, I'm going to do it.

00:15:25.580 And did six years.

00:15:27.560 That was not six years ago.

00:15:29.560 I'll read it out to you.

00:15:30.620 Yeah, Bobby Shmurda.

00:15:31.180 Bobby Shmurda, bro.

00:15:33.880 And his hat is still not back yet, bro.

00:15:36.480 Who's been locked up since 2014, bro.

00:15:41.240 Since high school.

00:15:42.320 A real one. 1.00

00:15:43.360 You think he comes out with some slapper magoos? 1.00

00:15:46.260 Some rippers? 0.96

00:15:46.680 you know it's fucked up because i feel like if he went to jail in 2003 and got out when doing your 0.99

00:15:54.360 time was still cool now being the snitch is cool so he might get out and not and not slap 1.00

00:15:59.820 he might get out and not slap now because people be like yo you didn't snitch dude what a loser

00:16:04.680 yo could you imagine what his mindset might be if that was the case like six years of being in a 0.99

00:16:12.220 fucking just a box 0.96

00:16:14.380 he comes out and he thinks everybody's gonna glorify him 1.00

00:16:16.600 and they're like you're not a dummy

00:16:17.580 you should have told

00:16:18.860 his telling's cool now 1.00

00:16:20.340 snitches get bitches 1.00

00:16:22.080 and riches 1.00

00:16:24.120 he's gonna crush it

00:16:26.620 are we gonna have him on

00:16:28.220 it's been talked about

00:16:31.000 I feel like that's such a funny clip

00:16:32.220 I do respect Bobby Shmurda

00:16:33.740 they're just gonna clip just that one piece

00:16:36.680 I thought you were gonna say speaking of coming back

00:16:38.980 and then mention your

00:16:40.640 relationship status

00:16:42.120 I mean like

00:16:42.940 We got our boy back

00:16:44.220 We got our boy back

00:16:45.200 Lights

00:16:45.540 We got red

00:16:46.520 No, no, no

00:16:47.100 Do red

00:16:47.520 No, no, no

00:16:48.200 Make him shiny and bright

00:16:49.200 Wait, wait, wait

00:16:50.260 What are we on?

00:16:50.900 Last time we talked

00:16:51.640 That's why

00:16:52.300 That's why I don't want to

00:16:53.160 I've been looking

00:16:54.360 From the sidelines

00:16:55.320 Oh

00:16:55.660 Because right

00:16:56.240 Coach, what do we got?

00:16:57.340 He became the boy

00:16:58.180 Who cried wolf

00:16:58.920 Yeah, for sure

00:16:59.560 You know

00:16:59.880 I'm having some issues

00:17:01.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:17:01.820 I said, yo

00:17:02.640 I mean, boys

00:17:03.040 Spare me the conversation

00:17:03.980 I've heard it a hundred times

00:17:05.020 Got it

00:17:05.360 But from the sidelines

00:17:06.420 What do we got?

00:17:07.380 This one looks pretty

00:17:08.200 Freaking real

00:17:09.160 This one looks pretty real

00:17:10.680 And it's obviously

00:17:11.380 a breakup is 1.00

00:17:12.180 they suck. It's one of the shittiest 1.00

00:17:15.360 things on the planet. Like a good old-fashioned 1.00

00:17:17.480 breakup.

00:17:18.980 And I hate to

00:17:19.940 feign sadness

00:17:23.360 so I'm not gonna. I'm stoked

00:17:25.520 I got my boy back.

00:17:27.380 I'm gonna miss Amara. I'm sure you are

00:17:29.500 too. She's a great girl.

00:17:31.220 But if this is the reason why he

00:17:33.520 stays, he doesn't go to Florida?

00:17:35.240 He's like, oh, I got him back. He's like, fuck 1.00

00:17:37.340 NFTs, Pokemon cards. 1.00

00:17:39.780 I got my boy back. Well, we were at

00:17:41.220 dinner the other the other day and it's just like man having mike back in that puzzle piece

00:17:45.600 is uh he's he's he's crucial we had so we had so much fun so much i wish i was there

00:17:50.580 well it's a six person max it's the bitcoin boys we gotta get you in listen how are you doing i'm

00:17:56.460 all right i'm good one week ago uh we covered this story about the gta uh situation where i

00:18:02.080 flirted with the girl on grand theft auto yeah somebody people made tiktoks about it this is

00:18:07.280 what guys that's not what happened that's not like the narrative but i want people to run with

00:18:11.460 that um i thought it was it's not that's not that's really not not what happened honestly

00:18:16.220 uh i've talked to people about it and they always say yo stick through the fights

00:18:21.800 stick through the fights times will get tough you'll have troubles with your your your partner

00:18:26.160 those are the times you got to step up you got to stick with them but when those fights become

00:18:31.020 the mainstay when those fights become the norm for months and months and months on end

00:18:35.560 and a relationship starts to take more energy from you than it provides to your life

00:18:41.640 and you don't see an end in sight for either person

00:18:45.300 it's the time that you have to you have to start thinking about calling it quits and um

00:18:52.260 unfortunately that's kind of been the place that we've been in for some time now

00:18:56.900 and um i think we both kind of made a mutual decision that listen like we're just not able

00:19:03.740 to make this work and in a in a situation that you know a lot of people out there try to understand

00:19:10.960 um it's not understandable to the normal person this relationship is fueled by things that 0.99

00:19:16.200 doesn't make sense to the average person sex fantasy celebrity porn so much fucking toxic 0.99

00:19:23.780 sludge and the thing that really ended up being the the breaker was was just a more normal thing 0.99

00:19:31.660 which was just kind of a sheer incompatibility just a just a two people that that do things

00:19:36.400 very differently think about things very differently and are not able to see eye to

00:19:40.660 eye on things that end up being uh breakers so um love the girl tremendous amount of respect for

00:19:48.400 she's going to do great things she's going to find a guy that will give her exactly what she

00:19:53.480 wants in life and she's going to be extremely happy and that's all and that's honestly all

00:19:56.820 that i want for her i want her to find that as soon as possible as soon as possible to be happy

00:20:00.640 there's no bad blood there's no nobody fucked anybody over did anything terrible but um yeah

00:20:07.200 will there be another breakup video or is this no no this is it this is the only time i'm going 0.73

00:20:11.100 to talk about it that's here yeah watch the full video make sure you get us that ad sense

00:20:14.820 keep that audience retention high

00:20:16.960 you know

00:20:18.080 I think this is the first time I've ever heard him like kind of like choke up

00:20:20.660 like that like are you good

00:20:21.620 yeah I'm good he's not choking up he's fine

00:20:24.040 oh you're talking about me

00:20:26.120 oh sorry

00:20:26.580 on the breakup video yeah

00:20:31.260 but also like

00:20:32.520 if you've ever been in a relationship

00:20:35.240 I know you have and you probably have too

00:20:37.340 where like

00:20:39.020 you keep going back

00:20:40.940 like the first breakup is like a wall

00:20:43.200 falling down it feels terrible and then every time you go back it's less both both people look

00:20:48.360 at the relationship with less clout like it holds less power and by the end of it you're you're like

00:20:54.700 seeing someone that you're like all right like let's be honest this is kind of just about sex

00:20:58.380 at this point or just about this or just about that at this point you know and even though you

00:21:01.940 both say you're trying to make it work by breakup number 726 which the audience is aware you know

00:21:08.420 was probably near that it just starts to lose the magic i liken it to picking a scab right yeah

00:21:14.300 either let the scab grow all the way back and heal over or otherwise you're just going to keep

00:21:18.520 damaging yourself you got an expert excerpt there you read it to me i i uh i liked it i'd like you 0.95

00:21:23.860 to jake jake broido gave me this book sex drugs and cocoa puffs by chuck klosterman 0.97

00:21:28.880 it's kind of dark i'm gonna be honest with you but the first page of it he had me read this page

00:21:35.420 no woman will ever satisfy me i know that now and i would never try to deny it but this is actually

00:21:41.340 okay because i'll never satisfy a woman either should i be writing such thoughts perhaps not

00:21:45.700 perhaps it's a bad idea i can definitely foresee a scenario where the first where this first

00:21:50.000 paragraph could come back to haunt me especially if i somehow become marginally famous if i become

00:21:53.980 marginally famous i will undoubtedly be interviewed by someone in the media and the interviewer will

00:21:58.200 inevitably ask 15 years ago you wrote that no woman could ever satisfy you now that you've been

00:22:02.760 married for almost five years. Are those words still true? And I'll have to say, oh God, no, 1.00

00:22:06.800 those were the words of an entirely different person, a person whom I can't even relate to

00:22:10.480 anymore. Honestly, I can't even imagine an existence without blank. She satisfies me in

00:22:16.040 ways that I've never even considered. She saved my life, really. Now I will be lying. I won't

00:22:21.580 really feel that way, but I'll certainly say those words and I'll deliver them with the utmost

00:22:25.340 sincerity, even though those sentiments will not be there. So then the interviewer will undoubtedly

00:22:30.920 quote lines from this particular paragraph thereby reminding me that I swore I would publicly deny

00:22:35.420 my true feelings and I'll chuckle and say come on Mr. Rose that was a literary device you know I'd

00:22:38.780 never really believe that but here's the thing I do believe that it's the truth now and it'll be

00:22:43.060 the truth in the future and while I'm not exactly happy about that truth it doesn't make me sad

00:22:47.160 either I know it's not my fault it's no one's fault really or maybe it's everyone's fault

00:22:51.320 I read that and honestly like

00:22:54.180 coming out of a relationship it like makes me that that uh i started to look at myself as not

00:23:01.940 a great partner in because i was told that a lot it just has me wondering about about my my uh

00:23:09.500 feelings towards dating and towards being in a monogamous relationship at all do you think you're

00:23:13.960 a good partner i i yeah do you i mean do you you watch everything happen i pretty much date you

00:23:19.320 yeah yeah pretty good you're good to me yeah no no stop i mean from what you saw from the

00:23:24.520 sidelines yeah but there were things that i in my opinion were so easy to just stop doing

00:23:30.860 just to because you know every every woman every human has buttons and i i know there's a couple

00:23:38.820 you probably didn't need to push sometimes like like the gta thing is an example it's it's all

00:23:44.560 that like i wouldn't have flirted with a girl even in a game right because i know that would

00:23:50.060 make my partner probably not feel so great but i know too you're so casual and lax about

00:23:55.800 um i guess i guess your loyalty because it's there right you're loyal as sure as the sky is

00:24:05.720 blue in the day right and so and so i i think in your mind maybe that gives you a little room to

00:24:10.540 play. Wasn't trying to have sex with anybody. No, I know 0.95

00:24:12.600 that. Wasn't having sex with anybody in like

00:24:14.480 No, but I'm just backing up what you're saying. Like, haven't had sex

00:24:16.580 with anybody else since, you know, a year

00:24:18.600 ago. Before we started, whatever it was

00:24:20.600 before we started dating. Good for you. I mean

00:24:22.720 I don't know. But that wasn't

00:24:24.700 even really it. It wasn't even those things. I think it was just

00:24:26.540 a combination and just a dramatic

00:24:28.780 incompatibility between the two of us. So I

00:24:30.480 hope, I know things will work out for

00:24:32.560 her and I wish her well and hopefully in the future we could

00:24:34.540 be friends. Cool.

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00:25:30.560 Back to the program.

00:25:32.840 Speaking of that,

00:25:35.120 Today's National Margarita Day, if anybody's interested.

00:25:38.760 I mean, I don't drink, but.

00:25:41.280 Yet.

00:25:43.340 You're getting fried today.

00:25:45.140 You're getting fried online.

00:25:46.860 And I warned you.

00:25:47.860 And I warned you.

00:25:49.580 Mike does a, you know about this, the moderate speed burger chain.

00:25:52.920 He rates them right in and out.

00:25:55.180 Shake Shack, Five Guys, how do they rate?

00:25:57.580 Which burger is the best in connection with the fries, the shake, the experience, the speed, whatever it is.

00:26:03.860 And he put one out recently

00:26:05.600 I think his last video

00:26:06.740 Filled with clout 1.00

00:26:07.780 And beautiful blonde women 1.00

00:26:09.000 By the way 1.00

00:26:10.000 Where he went

00:26:11.160 The umami burger

00:26:12.980 Umami burger

00:26:14.780 Have you had it George?

00:26:15.940 Why do you

00:26:16.700 Why are you saying it like that?

00:26:18.280 And why did you repeat

00:26:19.080 You sounded so weird

00:26:21.240 And then you did it again

00:26:22.040 I was like

00:26:22.260 Oh my god

00:26:22.740 It's a tough word 0.95

00:26:23.340 Shantello's right 0.99

00:26:24.040 I'm in a fucking fake world 1.00

00:26:25.580 I glitched out 1.00

00:26:28.280 Yeah yeah yeah

00:26:29.600 I'm getting flamed

00:26:30.260 Yeah of course

00:26:30.820 Wait why are you getting flamed

00:26:31.800 Did you make fun of their ketchup?

00:26:33.860 I do what's called the moderate speed burger battle.

00:26:37.000 I haven't really set the metrics there for what moderate speed truly is.

00:26:41.440 I believe a moderate speed burger chain to be any place that you order food

00:26:45.260 from a counter.

00:26:46.520 They call your number or even deliver your food to where you're sitting.

00:26:50.560 I consider a restaurant speed burger to be one that you order from the table.

00:26:55.500 People are telling me that umami is a order from table delivered to table

00:26:59.240 restaurant.

00:26:59.840 It's not,

00:27:00.320 it's,

00:27:00.740 I don't believe it is either,

00:27:01.600 but they're starting a war.

00:27:03.180 I'm being canceled

00:27:03.880 He put it as number one

00:27:07.120 That's what you're forgetting to say

00:27:08.280 Whoa hold on a second

00:27:10.500 He told me he goes

00:27:11.800 Have you tried this place umami burger

00:27:13.680 I put it at number one highest rating

00:27:15.660 I said yes it's delicious

00:27:17.540 It's almost perfect

00:27:19.480 It's so good and I said but wait Mike

00:27:21.620 Don't you do moderate speed

00:27:22.780 And I told you Mike

00:27:25.580 That it's not a moderate speed

00:27:27.880 Chain I have the writing

00:27:30.140 I have receipts of me saying

00:27:31.460 dude it's not you're gonna get toasted it was the verbiage i used you're gonna get toasted

00:27:35.860 and today and i'm also i might be right about something he's getting flamed i'm and i'm also

00:27:41.800 i'm really not there's like three tweets but but but listen but listen there's a there's an even

00:27:47.380 bigger story here i let them know that i was coming like imagine if portnoy i like he probably

00:27:53.900 doesn't he probably has never reached out to anyone and said yo i'm coming to your establishment or 0.99

00:27:57.740 maybe has i don't know you can't you're a critic but am i now also a fraud yes fuck why would you 0.96

00:28:05.620 let them know because it's frankie delgado's restaurant and i wanted to wait what what yeah 0.98

00:28:11.440 he's a part owner oh my god this is really fucking messy dude like their burgers go get 0.62

00:28:15.680 him umami burger you can order them on post me it's 9.4 the number one rated burger on the night 0.97

00:28:18.960 shift mr b you owe me you owe me fucking money mr b sold so many burgers put your number one 0.99

00:28:24.800 for your friend's burger no no you saw it how good that the burger look what you mommy yeah 0.99

00:28:30.040 look look that's my favorite fire it's fire it's fire and notice how i said restaurant 0.98

00:28:34.720 you see what i'm saying yeah it's fucked up mr beast announced that he sold it was so many burgers 0.96

00:28:40.660 it was so many burgers it was so many burgers a million sandwiches in under two months 0.97

00:28:48.160 a million sandwiches in under two how is that possible people love sandwiches in months

00:28:54.800 and mr beast when that kid releases an nft he called me mr beast called me he said yo

00:29:03.460 million dollars in 30 minutes that's what you just sold i said yeah you don't know about nfts bro

00:29:10.300 you don't know about non-fungibles bro nifties he said no tell me everything i said jimmy i'm so

00:29:15.860 happy that i get to be the one to tell you about nfts and i did and i think with a little innovation

00:29:21.440 a little brainstorm session

00:29:23.200 that kid's gonna crush it 0.99

00:29:24.660 crush it he's gonna fucking 0.99

00:29:27.120 dismantle the industry 0.99

00:29:29.140 absolutely destroy did y'all see

00:29:30.500 Chris DeLeo's comeback video

00:29:32.920 I DM'd him

00:29:34.060 you did

00:29:35.360 oh he DM'd you back

00:29:38.000 of course he did

00:29:39.180 wait you don't

00:29:41.360 I feel like everybody deserves

00:29:44.820 a forgiveness you know

00:29:46.080 it's a joke

00:29:48.180 I'm sure he has made a suicide

00:29:50.800 forest joke trust me i think we're clear here i i i you know um chris invited me to a couple shows

00:29:57.220 yeah after um he he posted me with that tweet yeah you know like 200 000 retweets or some shit

00:30:03.900 and so i in my mind the beef was settled and i think it is like it totally is for sure it totally

00:30:08.800 is but man there was such an opportunity there was such an opportunity i was i was because he

00:30:15.260 said when my career dies you can at least film it put it on youtube and i i had nothing to say

00:30:20.680 when his career did die

00:30:21.860 which is good

00:30:24.020 I'll take the high road here

00:30:25.660 his comeback video he said he responded

00:30:28.180 at the time during his

00:30:29.480 promiscuity he responded to every DM

00:30:32.600 when he'd go to a show and these girls would DM him

00:30:34.620 he said I responded to every single one

00:30:36.320 so he's still doing that with even men

00:30:38.700 now I guess

00:30:39.300 we've DM'd in the past but good shot

00:30:41.940 I guess that's the take of being the high road

00:30:44.660 right because you didn't take a show

00:30:46.300 it's a joke

00:30:47.360 you guys are attacking 0.99

00:30:50.600 him i'm just kidding no no i get i get it i get it you guys are assholes um no i i listen i don't 0.98

00:30:57.300 i didn't dive deep into what happened i read a few articles and stuff like that i actually got 0.98

00:31:01.580 uh attacked when i said let's not pin that one dude that was like beating arm and hammer the

00:31:06.380 baking soda i'm just i'm not a huge fan of like jumping on you know why i'm gonna be honest with

00:31:11.200 you i saw i saw how you dealt with it and you dealt with it like a champ but i always remembered

00:31:15.300 when you were going through everybody hating you in this small moment i knew who you really were

00:31:20.800 i knew you weren't an evil guy and i saw how the world like turned on you and i was like 0.62

00:31:25.880 this is fucking crazy people don't even know what a person really is going through who he is stuff 0.98

00:31:32.540 like that and i'm not i'm not the guy who burns a fork and it's like yo let's go fucking attack 0.99

00:31:38.160 this guy so when he came out with this apology i'm kind of like burn a fork it just seems like 0.92

00:31:42.740 something weird to do

00:31:43.780 if somebody

00:31:44.280 I just

00:31:45.180 I was like

00:31:45.700 you just like

00:31:46.180 everybody's pissed off me

00:31:47.220 so you just light a fork 0.94

00:31:48.020 on fire

00:31:48.580 like

00:31:49.020 it just

00:31:49.940 I don't know

00:31:50.420 I wasn't even gonna say anything

00:31:51.460 I just put it away

00:31:52.320 he just looked at me

00:31:53.460 I knew when I said it

00:31:54.140 so I just

00:31:54.760 I knew when I said it

00:31:55.680 it just seems like

00:31:56.400 such a weird thing

00:31:57.300 I knew when I said it

00:31:58.600 I was like 1.00

00:31:59.160 fuck 1.00

00:31:59.640 I left myself wide open 1.00

00:32:02.060 that's why I was like

00:32:02.700 here we go

00:32:03.140 did I just turn

00:32:03.780 cause I didn't know

00:32:04.300 like you're talking about

00:32:05.100 get the pitchfork

00:32:05.960 or burning a cross

00:32:07.040 you completely

00:32:07.980 I didn't let the

00:32:08.900 cutlery on fire 1.00

00:32:09.720 cause my fucking brain 1.00

00:32:11.120 just spazzed out 0.98

00:32:11.980 but basically what happened is i dm because i'm i'm proud of him it takes a lot of guts to to post 0.98

00:32:17.500 a video like that and own up to shit that you did and and uh and that you want to fix yourself so

00:32:23.160 i'm very pro him and i dm'd this i said listen you're one of the greatest comedians i've ever 0.80

00:32:27.540 seen you you are one of the greatest comedians i've ever seen so i don't think this is going

00:32:31.620 to be your last time you hit the stage i think everybody has a journey this is part of it i saw

00:32:35.140 you deal with it you had one i probably will have one from the amount that i open my mouth

00:32:39.640 Bro, it only is if he lets it be that.

00:32:43.060 That's what I was, that's it, that's it, man. 0.99

00:32:44.800 But that's what I was shocked, I was slightly shocked by his walking this tightrope between being the comedian that says, yo, fuck you, I'm in comedy, and yielding to cancel culture. 0.98

00:33:01.260 because well I just want to and I know what you're about to say but what but what he continues to 0.99

00:33:06.180 claim in this video and and the entire time is that everything was legal and everything was

00:33:11.480 consensual and so and so and he even said it multiple times more in this video so I don't

00:33:16.800 understand what apology he's exactly making in the video when everything was legal and consensual

00:33:23.280 all his relationships were legal and consensual there was some other stuff that although may not

00:33:29.620 be illegal is highly

00:33:31.520 immoral. Maybe a little

00:33:33.640 immoral. I think you guys are both taking it wrong.

00:33:35.900 I think he's apologizing because

00:33:37.620 his sex behavior led him

00:33:39.540 to this downfall. So he's apologizing

00:33:41.960 that all he kept thinking 1.00

00:33:43.520 about was what his dick wanted. 1.00

00:33:45.760 So that's what I was going to say. I don't 1.00

00:33:47.540 think he was yielding to cancel culture. I think

00:33:49.580 this was him

00:33:50.640 acknowledging that he really does have a problem.

00:33:53.580 Like watching the video, him describing his past

00:33:55.660 self, and it looks like he's made

00:33:57.540 some major improvement.

00:33:59.620 on his personal uh self and i i think it was him acknowledging that he had a a what sounded like

00:34:07.360 a sex so like beyond so like beyond did he say those because because the reason i'm asking is

00:34:13.000 because his experience i was i was slightly shocked by it because his experience is not

00:34:17.760 abnormal for hollywood whatsoever there's a lot of people in this city and other cities around

00:34:22.520 the world it may not be abnormal but i know no no no no i'm not but i don't think it makes it 0.80

00:34:27.120 wrong either the way hold on slow down let me fucking walk into this having casual i believe 0.53

00:34:35.400 that if two people or one person and a thousand different people on one day decide to have 0.99

00:34:42.040 consensual casual intercourse that is completely okay did you watch the video all the way no no so

00:34:49.260 i did but what i'm saying is what once it turns into a sex addiction and starts to destroy your

00:34:55.800 life affect your life infidelity that's got it that's a difference that's every story i got it

00:35:00.560 i got it i mean maybe he needs to look inward too and see if see if having a relationship is even 0.90

00:35:04.740 right for him as a person like i think it goes back to the same exact fucking page that is read 0.51

00:35:09.220 out of this book you know what i'm saying i don't i don't think that i don't think that the idea of 0.85

00:35:13.840 being in a relationship is right for everyone i think i think i don't i think catering to lust

00:35:18.960 is more dangerous i'm not talking about danger i'm talking about effectiveness i'm not talking

00:35:24.340 No, no, no. I understand that. But what I'm saying is some people give more energy as a result of being in a relationship that could be put elsewhere. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not justifying crazed sex addiction by any, by any means.

00:35:42.760 But what I'm saying is some people are just better off putting all of their energy into the things that make them happy.

00:35:50.460 And a relationship does take a lot of care.

00:35:53.660 It takes a lot of watering, a lot of nurturing.

00:35:55.980 And there are a lot of people on this planet that just simply want to build businesses, help people, build this, build that, make whatever.

00:36:03.760 And so I think as we continue to move into the future, you're going to start seeing these relationships that are either value-based, casual sex-based, by the way, symbiotic value-based.

00:36:18.740 So like both people are getting exactly what they need out of it.

00:36:21.860 So it's like having a cake and eating it too.

00:36:23.720 Getting more and more popular.

00:36:24.840 Sounds very selfish and very self-supporting.

00:36:27.200 But what if both people are being supported by it in a way that makes both of them happy?

00:36:31.260 i i still think that's here's the thing man like having a partner has been since the beginning of

00:36:38.020 time and i think now that because of instagram and facebook and all these platforms of people

00:36:43.360 wanting what they want now and this and that people got to remember not everything that you

00:36:47.260 want is good for you so for example yeah i just want to have said i want to worry about myself

00:36:51.940 and my business but dude there's gonna be a time where you're older and now you have nobody and

00:36:56.340 you're gonna say oh i have that but that's the but that's the but that girl is too worried about 1.00

00:36:59.440 her own business to give a fuck about you and that's the bet and that's the bed people need 1.00

00:37:03.240 to understand that they're making for themselves you know what i'm saying what i'm a band-aid on 0.99

00:37:06.300 a bullet wound what what i'm saying is this since the beginning of time people paid cash tangible

00:37:11.380 goods now people are sending data to pay for stuff you know what i'm saying so like you're

00:37:15.800 looking at decentralization across the board government currency nifties everything is being

00:37:23.060 decent decentralized i i'm not saying i push i'm pushing for this by the way i'm simply saying

00:37:29.220 that relationships will not be on the block yes was that relationships are headed to the blockchain

00:37:34.100 right and that and that people are starting to look at them as as i think and and respectfully

00:37:38.620 i'm not saying this in a disrespect i swear on everything i love i think just right now you're

00:37:43.140 in a more jaded look on relationships and i think once you find somebody that uh not only

00:37:50.140 builds you up emotionally but mentally i think you're going to look at in a different outlet i 0.98

00:37:56.260 don't think it's enough to sell the world on like hey let's just fuck i don't first first of all i'm 0.97

00:38:02.480 not like i said i'm not pushing i'm literally not talking about me but there is a push to uh what's 0.99

00:38:09.480 the word when you wait what's the word what's no it's not no no what's the word what's the word

00:38:13.020 where you make something acceptable like normalize normalize there's a push right now to normalize

00:38:18.720 relationships that sit outside of the traditional bounds of man and wife that's happened since 0.97

00:38:23.460 forever bro and when there was hippies they just fucked everything but why do you i'm not you don't 0.98

00:38:27.960 have to keep bringing it back to sex i'm not talking about sex i'm not even necessarily talking 0.99

00:38:31.540 about sexual relationships you're just talking about a partnership yeah it could yeah it could

00:38:34.600 be partnerships it could be it could be people that uh both find symbiotic value for for their

00:38:40.120 businesses it could be people that both find symbiotic value in the bedroom i think there's

00:38:43.480 a lot of reasons why people get together and to be quite honest with you i think at the end of the

00:38:49.300 day that normalization feels more like two people just being honest with each other because i'm

00:38:53.920 gonna because you're you thinking that all of these happy relationships out there are a result

00:38:58.240 of a deep-seated love it's not always the case brother it's just not it's just not man it's

00:39:03.720 never gonna work for people that consistently think about themselves it's never gonna work for

00:39:07.800 them if you bring a partner to the table you have to think about their interests too so when you're

00:39:12.880 in a relationship it's no longer about you so yes i do agree that the people that are selfish and

00:39:17.760 that they just want things for themselves then yeah maybe don't be in a relationship but time

00:39:21.740 will tell and when you want a family and kids and you want to grow your generation that whole like

00:39:27.400 hey let's sign a paper me and you could do whatever we want bro like Hollywood's different

00:39:32.540 than the real world it's not the same you know why because everybody came here with their purpose of

00:39:36.520 helping themselves and only themselves nobody picks up their luggage and brings their mom and

00:39:40.840 dad with them to Hollywood it doesn't happen people are here for themselves so your guys's

00:39:45.440 mindset on the world well don't drag him into this is this is me talking but also but also

00:39:49.600 understand this is not rooted in hollywood man this is rooted everywhere everywhere in the world

00:39:53.480 there's people out there who some of which don't want to be in a committed relationship with anyone

00:39:58.140 there is and also and also i don't think it's a massive i never said massive i said there's a

00:40:03.040 push by certain people to normalize relationships that are either casual or whatever yeah and also

00:40:08.800 don't demean or discount the power of being selfish at certain points in your life it's 0.94

00:40:14.960 very fucking important to be fucking selfish at certain points in your life yes it is george yes 0.96

00:40:21.040 it is give me an example of how when you are built when you are building okay a platform 0.99

00:40:27.180 that you can stand on for the rest of your life and then employ people down the road on 1.00

00:40:32.340 it sometimes takes putting on blinders from bullshit and busting your ass and saying yo 0.99

00:40:38.120 i'm gonna go build something right now okay that has nothing to do with being selfish it does 1.00

00:40:42.380 how is that being selfish it's focusing on you it's focusing you're not true if you're with

00:40:46.660 somebody that loves you they respect you that's not being selfish it's not like you can't do both

00:40:50.280 but i feel what he's saying and i can relate to this entire conversation i think a bit more on

00:40:54.740 your side and i see your side and you're totally right i think you obviously are a bit more

00:40:58.900 traditional he's he's he's describing what could be like a new age of relationship between two

00:41:04.880 People, anyone, dating, not dating.

00:41:06.340 So you put on blinders, say, for 20, 30 years, you build your company.

00:41:09.160 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:41:10.900 20, 30 years? 1.00

00:41:11.740 I'm not talking about fucking three. 0.99

00:41:12.900 That's my entire life, George. 1.00

00:41:13.980 We'll go for the exits, George.

00:41:14.660 Okay, five years, five years.

00:41:16.120 Okay.

00:41:16.780 Even two to three would be great.

00:41:18.540 Okay, so three years, you're 70.

00:41:21.120 And you put on blinders.

00:41:23.160 Right.

00:41:23.580 Okay.

00:41:24.820 Now what?

00:41:25.360 So then you stop being selfish so you can invite somebody into your life and then share that?

00:41:29.520 No, if he has short-term or even long-term goals or aspirations that require a lot of focus,

00:41:34.880 that not a lot all all that are probably going to come from within sometimes it's hard to allocate

00:41:41.820 energy to something that isn't directly contributing to that number one goal which is to establish what

00:41:48.260 he said a platform that will set him up for the rest of his life got it both via both i found it

00:41:53.720 i found it hard so what you guys are explaining to me is just not being in availability for a

00:42:00.380 relationship right now correct bingo do you know how do you know you guys on that but being selfish

00:42:05.460 that has nothing to do with being selfish you know why being selfish is like i'm gonna build an

00:42:09.180 empire and i'm gonna take more money for myself and then greed and then when it comes to sex

00:42:13.800 lust don't it takes selfish for the literal definition of what it is which i'll read here

00:42:20.200 not necessarily the connotation of selfish lacking consideration of others concerned

00:42:24.700 achieve you with one's own personal profit or pleasure got it okay read the first part

00:42:29.760 lacking consideration for others okay thank you so there's probably a better if i ever looked up

00:42:33.860 to and be like man i want to be like him he was super selfish no because they don't say that but

00:42:37.620 trust me they were try but let me let me say this okay george let me and there and there's a there's

00:42:42.160 hold on wait wait wait is it more important to be uh uh honorable in eyes of peers or honorable to

00:42:48.500 yourself so being selfish is a pride thing i would never be selfish because i couldn't sleep with

00:42:53.680 myself selfish so let's let's work with that word loosely or come up with a new word everything that

00:42:59.160 i do is still is still somehow rooted in a deeper consideration which is to not hurt other people

00:43:06.620 okay so in all honesty if i get in a relationship with somebody right now that's selfish that's

00:43:12.920 selfish like honestly like self-aware okay self-aware self-interested self-seeking fine

00:43:18.060 fine but the easiest way for me to explain this to you is this when at 6 p.m you go home and you

00:43:25.700 spend time with the girl i know you guys love to watch movies i know you guys love to sit on the

00:43:29.600 couch do your thing order food go on dates travel together yeah that time slot is not available to

00:43:35.820 me i do not close my laptop until 2 a.m when i wake up the next day at eight or nine in the

00:43:41.260 morning i get on calls i don't talk to bro i have not been talking to my mom enough lately she birthed

00:43:47.200 me. She stuck with me through 10 years of addiction. I have not, I, and I feel shame for

00:43:52.000 that, but honestly, I do not have time for bullshit right now. We, how many fucking things are we 0.99

00:43:56.980 working on right now? A lot, a lot. Like you hear, they hear about one, 10% of them. Literally, 0.99

00:44:05.240 we have so much shit going on. I'm on call, call, call, call, stream, video, call all day long. 0.99

00:44:10.640 So the selfish thing for me right now is to try to act like I could give someone what they need 0.81

00:44:15.240 in a relationship that would be fucked up do you is that do you understand that do you relate to 0.71

00:44:20.440 that yeah okay so just bringing it back like i said i just feel like you're just not ready for 0.93

00:44:26.320 a relationship fine fine fine fine but again i think this whole lifetime of like i think the

00:44:33.200 future belongs into the hey you do your own thing i do my own thing we casually have sex that's what

00:44:38.600 i was arguing about you being not ready for a relationship i agree i think it's terrible to

00:44:43.320 lead somebody on or pretend or stuff like that i a thousand percent agree with you but when you

00:44:48.500 find the person mike that will never bring you down and only lift you up listen when you were

00:44:55.360 bringing up that conversation about arguing and you're like it's okay to argue once in a while

00:44:59.300 i want to i want to take a step back and talk about that arguing with your loved one should

00:45:04.560 be over things that are meaningful that argument that you should remember a year from now when you

00:45:09.940 fight with your girl is under a stressful time when you just have a newborn and you don't know

00:45:14.760 how you're going to pay your bills because of covid and you get a little argument but you i

00:45:18.680 liked another girl's picture i flirted with her in a video game that's not a relationship that's

00:45:23.020 a child's play game that you shouldn't mix the two well you mean arguing over it yeah because

00:45:27.980 if you do that because i've seen it and i'm respectfully talking about i've seen you like

00:45:32.040 just bite your tongue on things and i and i've noticed you take the high road i'm saying don't

00:45:38.260 look at the relationship you just had

00:45:40.140 and establish it as

00:45:42.300 oh that's just a relationship that everybody deals with

00:45:44.100 it's not because I don't argue with my

00:45:46.140 girlfriend like that when we have an argument 0.86

00:45:47.960 it's about a serious deep cut thing that

00:45:50.140 I would never disrespect it and bring it up on public

00:45:52.000 that's wild yeah that's amazing

00:45:53.820 so what I'm saying is

00:45:55.480 you guys have such a strong platform

00:45:58.020 and I know you guys are going through things right now

00:46:00.200 but I don't want it to bleed onto

00:46:01.960 people that are young and look up to you guys

00:46:03.900 and see hey if that's how they see it

00:46:05.860 then I'm going to see that too and I promise you in two years

00:46:07.960 from now just like that guy in the book which i'd love to look up to see if he's in a relationship

00:46:11.700 hurt people say hurt things yeah they do things sure i don't want you to look at this last

00:46:17.500 relationship and think it's this is how it goes because i love you bro and i know you're gonna

00:46:21.140 find somebody's gonna be equally as quirky and respectful towards you i don't want you to give

00:46:26.100 up on love bro i don't i don't want i see it in your eyes every day and i don't want that to

00:46:29.720 happen if i have to do it on the podcast or behind closed doors i don't have that deep conversation

00:46:33.540 to you bro you're such an amazing guy don't want that to bleed into your soul i don't want you i

00:46:38.180 appreciate that and i and i'm not and once again just for the audience like i'm not saying that

00:46:43.360 i'm a proponent of those new kind of relationships and i'm also not giving up on love it this one did

00:46:48.380 uh suck a little bit because as you guys both know like it's been close to a decade since i've

00:46:53.660 been in a relationship with someone and so like to come back to that game and listen we had a lot 0.87

00:46:58.540 of great times we had a lot of great times but also a lot yeah but also like a lot of really

00:47:04.880 trying times you know and so like i'm i'll stay optimistic i think love is a beautiful thing

00:47:10.360 and i definitely respect the sanctity of the of the relationship between two partners for sure

00:47:16.620 speaking of relationships what do we got and sucking oh i got one i got one i just don't 0.97

00:47:24.260 even know how to put that one together like you got sucked i got a story by someone i got a story 0.98

00:47:28.000 So we were at dinner the other night

00:47:30.320 Is that the one I wasn't invited to?

00:47:31.860 That was the one

00:47:32.360 And Evan, Mike, David

00:47:37.680 They were bringing up these memories

00:47:39.300 They'd say things and I'd go

00:47:40.920 Oh yeah, that did happen

00:47:42.960 I do remember that, whatever

00:47:43.940 And it was almost like these memories

00:47:45.660 These very semi-significant or fun or meaningful parts of my life

00:47:51.160 Were stored so deep in my subconscious

00:47:54.000 is i had to be reminded of a moment that would then reignite the memory like how much is lost

00:48:01.460 back there and it was it was kind of sad because i realized like if if they had never said these

00:48:05.660 things i would have taken it to the grave maybe never thought about it again and there's a lot

00:48:09.480 of things that are like that in life where i'm not even sure i'll i'll remember it and it got

00:48:15.260 me kind of sad because you know the human brain just isn't built to remember every little detail

00:48:20.020 about everything is that why you won't get a haircut probably go to the middle of my back 0.98

00:48:23.740 but i'm at this party i'm out in la and this girl uh walks in front of me she's cute oh my god so

00:48:31.320 cute wow okay just so the audience knows the fact that he's telling this story i'm telling you right

00:48:38.960 now is an ushering in of the old impulsive that is going to make you guys i can't believe you're 1.00

00:48:43.540 this is fantastic uh yeah i don't know i don't know if it's no you're gonna fuck now you're 1.00

00:48:47.560 gonna fucking say i can't wait for this do i know about this yet or no no oh crazy makes me so happy 1.00

00:48:53.340 i take pride in saying i'm fucking evolved dude but sometimes you know we've been talking about 0.99

00:48:58.360 sucking in relationships like let's talk about just sucking this girl comes up to me and she 0.99

00:49:04.240 sits next to me she's like hey long time no see and i'm like now i know i'm fucked because i'm 1.00

00:49:09.900 like i know i know her face i don't know from where i said yeah where do we meet again and um 0.87

00:49:16.140 she says what

00:49:17.020 oh no

00:49:18.240 he said I know

00:49:20.620 I know your face

00:49:21.480 oh god

00:49:22.580 but maybe like

00:49:23.220 remind me of your name

00:49:24.100 or where

00:49:24.460 like I know I know you

00:49:25.760 where do we meet 0.55

00:49:26.360 she goes

00:49:28.220 oh no

00:49:28.720 we slept together

00:49:31.500 red lights

00:49:33.100 red lights

00:49:33.900 I said

00:49:34.260 no we didn't

00:49:36.940 that's not true

00:49:37.420 because I remember

00:49:37.880 everyone I sleep with

00:49:38.780 she goes

00:49:39.360 well I slept over

00:49:40.160 and I was like

00:49:40.580 oh okay

00:49:41.280 she goes 1.00

00:49:41.980 I sucked your dick 1.00

00:49:42.720 five times in one night 1.00

00:49:43.600 that part dude

00:49:45.160 how do you forget that

00:49:46.120 I say

00:49:47.180 I'm sorry

00:49:50.200 I'm so sorry

00:49:51.700 Thank you

00:49:53.460 You said thank you?

00:49:55.160 I don't know

00:49:55.820 I panicked 1.00

00:49:58.000 I felt like a fucking dickhead 1.00

00:50:01.700 And rightfully so 1.00

00:50:02.600 How could I not remember something

00:50:05.320 That monumental

00:50:06.920 That's so many times

00:50:08.200 And so I'm like

00:50:10.060 I am so so sorry

00:50:12.520 I'm not piecing together this puzzle

00:50:15.440 like give me some other little like reminder she's like i came to your luau i was like luau right

00:50:19.700 she said i did this thing and i was like oh oh oh and it all came rushing back to me and then i

00:50:25.140 remembered right but it like you can get in some serious trouble because this girl had every right 1.00

00:50:30.240 to smack me in the fucking head spit on me walk away walk out of the party and and it sucked 0.99

00:50:36.000 because i i was being genuine and honest with myself and and okay was saying like i i don't i 0.99

00:50:41.820 don't know and i'm so sorry and i hate that this is happening between us and i feel so bad however

00:50:48.540 i can make it up to you which i did uh now here okay did you meet her at the luau no before that

00:51:00.880 so so really quickly this is what i would consider to be the la party nightmare scenario i can't be

00:51:06.520 the only one it's no it's it's happened it's happened to me a couple times it is the most

00:51:10.940 embarrassing thing in fact i i personally believe there i don't believe there's any coming but the

00:51:16.320 fact that you were able to pull back from that because i think the last time it happened to me 0.98

00:51:19.960 i just walked away because how do you come how do you come back better than this dickhead this 0.95

00:51:24.340 happened to me at walgreens and he's right behind me and goes when we're i was getting at night from 1.00

00:51:31.080 1600 the girl goes hey blah blah i go where are you from super loud and everybody in the fucking 0.89

00:51:35.480 stole her and you're like she's like you're we hooked up and just my best friend behind me go 0.96

00:51:39.800 she said this to me to me and you made a noise and i just go no this is not happening this is 0.98

00:51:46.680 not happening and i go no no i knew i was just fucking with you i thought yeah yeah yeah and 0.96

00:51:50.300 then i'm like fixing it and he's in the background no he forgot for sure yeah the worst the worst 0.97

00:51:56.340 and this has to happen to people who are you know fucking up way too often if you're dating 0.83

00:52:01.820 it was years ago dog it's a hat can you imagine how much more it happens to the to the like the 0.83

00:52:08.760 true community dickers of the society yeah i'm not like we're not even we're not even close to

00:52:13.580 community i blame the doctors they all look the same i'm calling it uh so that's the thing so

00:52:19.080 just a quick just a quick note to you too yeah you probably won't need this no a note for you

00:52:22.520 moving forward maybe you will maybe you won't try to find one differentiating factor a usp we'll

00:52:28.700 call it some sort of ip or or or reason that this person's different they have it could be a face

00:52:35.440 tattoo it could be a uh just something that says yo connect i can connect a name to a characteristic

00:52:43.000 so that when i see this person at walgreens and she's grabbing plan b in the future nfts

00:52:47.520 yeah exactly we should all make nfts as identifiers as girls now you're see now you're using that

00:52:52.900 that brain ears you put that girl on the blockchain you put that girl on the blockchain

00:52:58.240 blockchain you you pay the gas fee one time you you put her in cold put her in cold storage

00:53:07.200 you put her in cold storage so that next time you run into her you know you don't you can just 0.99

00:53:12.700 check back on your device and say oh yeah i remember that damn that's fucked i felt so bad 1.00

00:53:17.040 huh what dylan what do you mean got together that night oh they got together no no no no no 0.99

00:53:23.140 they didn't get together that's my own personal business right i'm not gonna share share my

00:53:28.220 sexual endeavors with the whole world to see.

00:53:30.560 It's not like I exploit my life for content.

00:53:32.220 But say it was, I think

00:53:34.400 it would go like this. Alright, let's go for six

00:53:36.380 tonight.

00:53:38.560 Nope, too far? I liked it.

00:53:40.480 Sorry. Wait, she was and she

00:53:42.340 was great. She's great. 0.94

00:53:44.640 I know. Did you hook up with her too?

00:53:46.180 Nah. Well, I mean, I don't think so.

00:53:48.980 Maybe I forgot too.

00:53:49.860 I would love to put a face to this person's name. Do I know

00:53:52.500 do I know who this person is?

00:53:54.280 No. No. I don't even know who she is.

00:53:56.440 Evidently, I didn't either.

00:53:58.220 she just hey how do you forget that i don't know that's crazy bro i don't know it's really not

00:54:03.560 were you intoxicated yeah oh okay that makes a little bit like it helps a little for five times

00:54:09.200 not really not really not really okay question was it like five times where she thought or did

00:54:13.320 you like and this is pretty gross uh danny real quick did you not five times i don't know yeah 0.59

00:54:20.480 that's what i was gonna say because you're not exactly a you're not exactly a 12 rounder dog 0.94

00:54:24.520 You usually go down in like the second

00:54:26.700 How do you forget this?

00:54:27.800 I'm gonna be honest

00:54:28.900 I don't know

00:54:30.860 And then three more times 1.00

00:54:32.000 No, I'm calling bluff on her, dude

00:54:34.240 I know this dude

00:54:35.560 He don't

00:54:36.600 What is she? 0.91

00:54:37.880 She capped

00:54:38.980 Because you didn't remember she capped

00:54:40.900 Bro, and also

00:54:41.640 I remember things typically

00:54:43.700 Especially faces and moments

00:54:45.700 You're good, you're good

00:54:46.440 She capped

00:54:47.760 She capped

00:54:48.240 She capped to me

00:54:49.000 She's calic captain 1.00

00:54:51.060 Dog, would she be one of the first girls to ever 0.99

00:54:53.740 make a push for present 1.00

00:54:56.660 day sex by capping about

00:54:58.560 past experiences 0.95

00:55:00.540 that's a very deep

00:55:02.600 level of manipulation and I'm here for it

00:55:04.440 I would call that that's like a

00:55:06.140 inception of sorts in the sexual world 0.99

00:55:08.320 she made you believe of a past

00:55:10.620 so you felt more welcoming to invite 1.00

00:55:12.560 her into your house she fucking Leonardo 1.00

00:55:14.160 DiCaprio'd your ass dog 1.00

00:55:15.880 I'm not even so sure you're actually 1.00

00:55:18.300 in the world you think you're in right

00:55:19.880 do you have a spin spin that

00:55:21.240 that should have stopped a long 0.99

00:55:24.620 fucking time 0.99

00:55:25.820 oh my god 1.00

00:55:27.020 it's on you 1.00

00:55:28.860 she sucked your dick five times 1.00

00:55:30.980 it happened but yo what if she was lying 1.00

00:55:33.280 that's actually a really

00:55:35.140 interesting approach

00:55:36.140 I don't know

00:55:37.500 you think that would work in reverse

00:55:39.300 like you go up to a girl at the bar

00:55:42.360 and you're like what's going on

00:55:44.360 probably don't remember me huh 1.00

00:55:45.500 shut the fuck up 1.00

00:55:48.320 I have proof of this 1.00

00:55:49.660 That was a DM.

00:55:50.760 I mean, I could say my secret.

00:55:52.060 This was an actual weapon that I use for a DM 0.83

00:55:55.260 that would always get a girl to respond. 1.00

00:55:57.820 I would say right off the bat.

00:56:00.080 Oh my God, dude, it's been so long.

00:56:01.520 How have you been?

00:56:01.980 Send.

00:56:03.380 And then they would be like,

00:56:05.180 oh my God, I don't, I'm so sorry.

00:56:06.840 I don't remember you.

00:56:07.480 And then I copy and paste my notes 0.90

00:56:08.600 because I would never re-fucking type this. 0.83

00:56:10.100 It's a paragraph. 0.97

00:56:11.040 And it would say this.

00:56:12.260 Are you kidding me?

00:56:13.160 No, you're joking.

00:56:13.920 There's no way you forgot.

00:56:14.900 Oh my God.

00:56:15.460 And then I'd send that.

00:56:16.300 And then I'd send the paragraph and be like,

00:56:17.660 oh my God, it was me and you

00:56:18.640 were at some LA party. I think it was the chain smokers. I couldn't remember, but we were there. 0.98

00:56:22.780 It was outside by the pool. Everybody has a fucking pool. We're outside by the pool. You had your 1.00

00:56:26.680 friends. I had my friends, obviously who goes to the fucking parties by themselves. And then I go, 1.00

00:56:30.420 Hey, and then you looked at me. There was fucking fireworks. Might've been 4th of July, New Year's. 0.99

00:56:34.380 I don't really remember, but I remember there was fireworks. You looked at me, you looked me in the

00:56:37.600 eyes. You said, George, this moment is the greatest moment. And I swear to God, George, if I forget

00:56:42.340 this moment is because I can't comprehend the environment that I'm actually in right now. So

00:56:47.420 You're going to have to remind me. 0.96

00:56:48.440 You remind me damn good. 0.76

00:56:49.440 You take me on a date and never let me forget again. 0.71

00:56:52.680 Send 50-50.

00:56:54.700 I get a DM back.

00:56:56.220 I'm telling you, bro.

00:56:57.160 I was bulletproof.

00:56:58.180 That's legendary.

00:56:59.920 That's awesome.

00:57:00.460 George, that's really, that's legendary.

00:57:03.160 And much better than some of the DMs I've started to get now that people know that I'm single again.

00:57:09.520 Like what?

00:57:11.120 Bro, bro.

00:57:12.840 I love this guy.

00:57:13.620 Should we pull him?

00:57:14.480 I mean, we don't have to pull him up.

00:57:15.960 Look, I've seen him.

00:57:16.860 Mine are different because

00:57:19.920 they know the kind of person

00:57:22.040 I am so they skip the whole

00:57:23.840 story. They take the Portnoy approach.

00:57:25.940 They take the Portnoy approach, bro.

00:57:27.780 They are... Sit on my ass. 1.00

00:57:31.120 Sit on my ass. 1.00

00:57:31.860 Or maybe it might have been face. I'll suck you. 1.00

00:57:34.400 I want to suck you. 1.00

00:57:35.640 Let's fuck. And honestly, they're not 1.00

00:57:37.940 working.

00:57:40.900 I'll just say it right here.

00:57:44.340 I'm layering celibacy onto 1.00

00:57:45.960 sober 2021 you shut your goddamn mouth i'm serious you shut you i'm serious man i guarantee you 1.00

00:57:52.520 that's gonna be the greatest experience of your life yeah yeah yeah no fucking dude i'm telling 1.00

00:57:56.400 you why would you do that nah just because i want to focus on the right things bro bro i'm i swear 0.97

00:58:05.300 to you this is the best i have a clip me and mark donor were doing this thing and he asked me goes

00:58:10.600 when are you gonna uh get a girlfriend and i said never i'm i'm celibate literally next day i met

00:58:15.440 though i think it's like in the universe really when you because here's the thing and uh i okay

00:58:20.520 i've never done this before but i'm gonna bring up a religious point um this guy came up to me

00:58:25.800 he goes yo you're christian and i go yeah he goes but you you always talk about how you sleep with

00:58:29.580 girls all the time he goes that doesn't add up to me and i go well get in line buddy i'm trying

00:58:32.660 to figure myself out and he goes you know i don't get he's like say you were a dad he goes would you 0.99

00:58:36.780 give your daughter to you and i go right now no i'm a piece of shit and he goes he goes then why 1.00

00:58:42.520 would god give you the most perfect girl now for you because because you're just going to use an 1.00

00:58:46.040 abuser wow and i was like all right so i did six months of celibacy with only sleeping with one girl

00:58:51.540 it's not fully celibate but it's a lot more well down watered on i told the girls like listen i

00:58:56.460 don't want to sleep hold on hold on celibate is absolute oh i know i couldn't do it so wait what

00:59:01.520 listen it's almost celibacy danny's sitting over the conversation clickbait i got you reeled in

00:59:07.020 Nice try

00:59:08.200 Danny's sitting over there like dog

00:59:10.840 Do you know how celibate I am

00:59:13.020 I was celibate until I was 19

00:59:14.580 Until that girl cheated on me

00:59:16.140 And then I was like screw it I'm asleep with somebody

00:59:17.700 I don't want to talk about it my therapist already hears enough 0.99

00:59:19.440 No not the porn star girl 0.58

00:59:22.380 Oh my god 0.98

00:59:25.680 We're just throwing everybody's name at this guy

00:59:27.940 I just figured if he did it to him

00:59:29.560 She did it to you too 1.00

00:59:30.800 No not me I was actually the guy that found out about that shit 1.00

00:59:33.860 We got each other bro 1.00

00:59:35.860 We got it.

00:59:36.520 That's probably going to make it.

00:59:37.540 I'm going to pretend like this got cut and then just start the conversation here just in case.

00:59:41.960 Just like, how do we work around this?

00:59:44.140 Anyway, so only one girl, right? 0.82

00:59:47.060 And that's when I met Belle.

00:59:48.380 When I was like behaved and I was treating like myself like, yo, I want to wait for the right one while having one.

00:59:54.880 But yeah, it's when I found Belle.

00:59:57.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:58.660 That's probably what's going to happen to me too.

00:59:59.580 I think you're going to find like a perfect match, bro. 0.71

01:00:01.860 George, do you think I'm fucking serious right now, George? 0.92

01:00:06.540 You're not going to be celibate? 0.98

01:00:07.680 George.

01:00:08.200 Bro, I saw you like this. 1.00

01:00:09.520 George, what the fuck is wrong with you? 0.99

01:00:13.080 No, but for a little bit. 1.00

01:00:15.180 By the way, I might be for a little bit, just out of sheer respect.

01:00:18.160 No.

01:00:19.040 That's good.

01:00:19.560 I see what you did there.

01:00:20.260 I see what you did there.

01:00:20.800 That's good.

01:00:21.960 I didn't wink.

01:00:22.600 I didn't do that.

01:00:23.200 I did.

01:00:23.560 Yo, speaking of DMs, actually, I did get, and you know this, I did get one DM that was

01:00:29.140 quite conflicting.

01:00:30.180 This was ironic.

01:00:30.860 It was so ironic

01:00:32.080 Dylan, you're going to love this

01:00:33.840 I got a DM from a girl

01:00:36.380 Whose entire internet purpose 0.84

01:00:39.520 Is to expose dudes that DM her 1.00

01:00:42.200 Because she's hot 0.99

01:00:42.960 Wait, which one? 0.99

01:00:43.720 Dude's in DM?

01:00:44.280 Yes

01:00:44.620 Whoa, dog

01:00:47.020 You DM'd her 0.88

01:00:48.000 He DM'd her

01:00:49.260 I don't like

01:00:49.920 Because I don't like that 0.96

01:00:50.840 She tries to blow up people's spot 1.00

01:00:52.320 Cheaters

01:00:53.000 Did she expose you, dude?

01:00:54.420 No

01:00:54.720 The way your voice got that high

01:00:57.160 You definitely got it

01:00:58.740 I don't know

01:00:58.840 That's a message

01:00:59.680 Wait, wait, wait

01:01:00.640 And by the way, I should state

01:01:05.620 I'm not trying to claim that it was sexual in any manner

01:01:09.460 She wanted to do a show

01:01:10.940 She wanted to do business

01:01:11.600 Yeah, 100%

01:01:13.080 No, no, it wasn't a slide

01:01:15.200 And also, to Dylan's point

01:01:17.860 To Dylan's point 0.98

01:01:19.880 She exposes men who are DMing her to cheat on their girlfriends

01:01:25.300 Yeah, but his problem with her approach is

01:01:27.660 She'll outreach sometimes

01:01:29.680 She'll outreach to the boyfriend

01:01:32.000 Which by the way

01:01:34.060 I'm still here for that

01:01:36.080 Like boys don't bite 0.81

01:01:38.280 You got a girl don't bite 1.00

01:01:39.700 She's also just putting people on blast 1.00

01:01:42.600 Or just trying to shoot with her 1.00

01:01:43.740 No but they should be 0.93

01:01:45.000 I think if you're a dude and you got a girl

01:01:47.660 And you're trying to be shady 0.97

01:01:49.460 No but if you have a girl

01:01:53.180 You shouldn't be shooting your shot 1.00

01:01:54.360 She doesn't do just that 1.00

01:01:56.080 Guys are just hitting her up 1.00

01:01:57.380 Oh, that's... 1.00

01:01:58.640 Well...

01:01:59.000 The guy's got to know back.

01:02:00.360 All right, so you may see this girl on an episode of my show or something.

01:02:04.380 I was just going to skip the naming stuff.

01:02:06.140 First name Dudes, last name in the DMs.

01:02:08.100 Oh, yeah, Dudes in the DMs.

01:02:09.340 Dudes in the DMs.

01:02:10.200 That's hilarious. 1.00

01:02:10.900 I got some fucking tea for you guys. 0.99

01:02:12.660 All right. 1.00

01:02:13.200 You ready for this shit? 1.00

01:02:13.820 Sure. 1.00

01:02:14.480 Yeah.

01:02:14.960 What if I...

01:02:15.440 I hope I don't get in trouble. 1.00

01:02:16.840 That wasn't even English.

01:02:17.600 What if I...

01:02:18.080 What if I...

01:02:18.680 Did you hear that?

01:02:19.400 What if I...

01:02:19.820 Caleb, run that part back.

01:02:22.020 What if I...

01:02:22.460 What if I...

01:02:22.980 What if I...

01:02:23.440 Stop having an actual clip.

01:02:24.860 He's just holding a camera.

01:02:26.300 No he does a lot of things

01:02:27.300 What up fat

01:02:27.760 Go ahead 0.75

01:02:28.280 Okay what up fat

01:02:28.980 So what I do is

01:02:31.780 I just go along with it now

01:02:33.060 I forgot what I said

01:02:35.360 Because you guys are 1.00

01:02:35.800 Fucking assholes 1.00

01:02:36.600 You got so excited 1.00

01:02:37.760 And you said I have tea

01:02:38.440 Oh okay hopefully

01:02:39.640 I don't know

01:02:40.180 This might get cut

01:02:40.860 This is deep

01:02:41.520 Nice preface 0.99

01:02:42.560 I fucking found 0.98

01:02:43.840 Out that OnlyFans 0.99

01:02:45.620 Has a dark closet bro

01:02:46.960 Nope

01:02:48.240 I met two or three girls

01:02:50.620 That showed me 1.00

01:02:51.540 That these

01:02:53.440 There's 1.00

01:02:53.760 All these girls 1.00

01:02:54.880 Like I'm talking girls 1.00

01:02:55.940 that will talk shit about OnlyFans 1.00

01:02:57.420 like your girl did 1.00

01:02:58.080 and have like an alias.

01:02:59.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:00.160 Bro, there's an agency

01:03:01.700 that not only lurks them in

01:03:03.380 and gets them to do that,

01:03:04.460 but they will comment

01:03:05.400 to their followers.

01:03:07.220 They don't even go on the platform.

01:03:11.120 Huh? 1.00

01:03:11.660 And there's a lot of girls 1.00

01:03:13.060 that do this. 1.00

01:03:14.020 Huh?

01:03:14.480 Oh, they just comment.

01:03:16.000 They just talk to guys.

01:03:17.120 They just use their face.

01:03:18.240 Right, right.

01:03:19.240 That's it.

01:03:20.400 They'll never do anything.

01:03:21.000 And where do they get the pics?

01:03:22.880 I can't say anything else.

01:03:24.120 Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

01:03:25.180 If you supply nudes and messaging

01:03:28.100 To message the fans

01:03:28.980 At what point are you doing OnlyFans

01:03:30.680 I'm saying they're not the ones messaging

01:03:32.940 They don't even sign into that counts

01:03:35.160 Who supplies the content

01:03:37.720 For the OnlyFans

01:03:38.840 There's like this Photoshop team

01:03:40.940 That puts together things

01:03:41.960 Now you're lying George

01:03:42.760 Oh that makes sense

01:03:45.220 He just made that up

01:03:47.260 I know George didn't mean that

01:03:49.500 There's not a Photoshop team

01:03:51.160 That makes sense think about it

01:03:54.380 Dude, dude, dude

01:03:55.840 You've seen your favorite celebrities 0.99

01:03:57.800 Having sex on Pornhub 0.99

01:03:59.820 But they're deepfakes 0.99

01:04:00.960 It's fake, right? 0.61

01:04:02.640 You just photoshopped a body on it

01:04:04.880 I just think there's gonna be a huge lawsuit coming soon

01:04:07.440 For what? Fraud?

01:04:08.720 Teddy fraud?

01:04:09.660 Teddy fraud?

01:04:10.940 I just don't like when people say they're gonna do something

01:04:14.260 And they don't 1.00

01:04:15.120 When they lie about that shit, it's greed 1.00

01:04:17.700 Bro, you're already in a grimy ass place 1.00

01:04:20.240 What do you expect? 0.99

01:04:22.280 You play with fire, you get burned

01:04:24.360 What are you trying to say about Harry Jousey?

01:04:26.100 Huh?

01:04:27.500 Yeah, Harry Jousey's got OnlyFans now.

01:04:29.860 I love Harry.

01:04:31.100 Pull up his OF.

01:04:32.240 And his Jousey.

01:04:33.180 Pull up his OF right now.

01:04:34.620 Is he naked on there?

01:04:35.840 I don't know.

01:04:36.720 How come there's what, George?

01:04:40.240 I want to know what's...

01:04:41.520 Ask the question that you're meaning to say, George.

01:04:44.440 Don't dare preface it.

01:04:46.040 When did everything... 1.00

01:04:46.960 This is going to sound stupid. 1.00

01:04:48.360 He fucking prefaced it. 1.00

01:04:49.600 I said very specifically, don't you preface it, George. 0.99

01:04:52.680 I'm the preface king.

01:04:54.360 Sorry, sorry.

01:04:55.120 It's very fun.

01:04:56.680 I just want to know,

01:04:57.680 when did people start paying for nudes?

01:05:01.200 When did this start happening again? 1.00

01:05:02.700 When women took some fucking control. 1.00

01:05:05.940 That's in the 90s where you get a magazine. 1.00

01:05:07.300 No, when women bossed up. 1.00

01:05:08.780 And they say, you want this? 1.00

01:05:10.700 You want this?

01:05:11.900 It's going to cost you.

01:05:12.920 Honestly, yo, it's tight.

01:05:15.240 It sounds like bad business.

01:05:16.240 But also, hold on.

01:05:17.220 What?

01:05:17.540 People were paying for Playboy back in the night.

01:05:19.560 It's not bad.

01:05:20.060 I just talked about that.

01:05:21.200 I go, but then Playboy got dismantled

01:05:22.880 because people are like,

01:05:23.500 the internet's here.

01:05:24.080 Send nudes, no

01:05:26.060 But you can pay for them 1.00

01:05:29.600 Whore 1.00

01:05:30.160 That was the old sentiment 1.00

01:05:31.860 And now women are like, nah, you're going to pay for my shit 1.00

01:05:34.220 Oh, and I said that 1.00

01:05:36.060 I go, hey, if I was a female and I was selling nudes 1.00

01:05:38.540 I ain't going to be on my dime 1.00

01:05:39.820 I'm making money off of this shit 1.00

01:05:41.040 So I respect the hustle 1.00

01:05:42.220 When is C-Coff doing OF?

01:05:45.000 Oh, trust me

01:05:45.600 When you see a cop do OF?

01:05:47.620 I have these conversations

01:05:50.100 Because I like to keep my thumb on the heartbeat

01:05:52.780 that is the only fan scene

01:05:54.480 as well as the creators

01:05:55.360 in the city.

01:05:55.640 I apologize.

01:05:56.220 I'll never speak up

01:05:56.900 when you talk about this again.

01:05:57.420 You get to say whatever you want. 1.00

01:05:58.380 Your co-host of this fucking show 1.00

01:05:59.300 tell me to shut up. 1.00

01:06:00.300 Okay, I'm sorry. 0.80

01:06:01.260 No, you're not.

01:06:01.640 Okay. 0.99

01:06:02.260 I'm going to tell you to shut up. 1.00

01:06:03.360 Shut up. 1.00

01:06:03.840 Perfect. 0.99

01:06:04.260 Thank you.

01:06:04.560 That's what I asked you to do.

01:06:05.340 I prefaced it.

01:06:05.700 You didn't preface it.

01:06:06.380 You prefaced it.

01:06:07.000 All right, Corinna Kopp.

01:06:08.480 The two, her,

01:06:10.400 and one other person.

01:06:11.340 The two long-lasting

01:06:12.900 OF holdouts. 1.00

01:06:15.040 Corinna Kopp. 1.00

01:06:16.920 Fucking Aaron F. 1.00

01:06:18.160 Kopp. 1.00

01:06:18.600 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:20.640 And the girl named

01:06:21.720 after a season.

01:06:22.780 Summer, Summer Ray

01:06:24.260 No she doesn't 0.99

01:06:26.400 The two remaining holdouts

01:06:27.740 And the question will be

01:06:28.760 How long can they fight

01:06:30.840 The bag

01:06:32.600 It's fat

01:06:35.280 It's staring them right in the face

01:06:37.200 Like Corinna you like your Ferrari

01:06:39.160 How about 16 more

01:06:41.520 How about 16 more Ferraris

01:06:44.620 Corinna

01:06:45.220 Summer Ray you like your

01:06:47.700 Whatever it is

01:06:50.320 You're interested in Summer

01:06:51.340 how about 16 more of those

01:06:53.200 sneakers 1.00

01:06:54.600 what does she do 1.00

01:06:56.320 there's different avenues 1.00

01:06:58.220 if somebody does OnlyFans

01:07:00.720 for example if a girl is from 0.96

01:07:02.360 somewhere shitty like Connecticut 0.87

01:07:04.300 I'm just kidding 0.93

01:07:05.140 I love Connecticut

01:07:07.100 Connecticut's cold outside her heater's off 0.98

01:07:10.280 she can't pay for bills anymore 1.00

01:07:11.260 and she's like fuck it I'm going to do OnlyFans 1.00

01:07:14.200 right now so I can pay my bills 1.00

01:07:15.960 talk about the NPR interview

01:07:18.240 desperation 1.00

01:07:20.000 yeah there's two different judge or the girl wants to eat and shit but these two women are 1.00

01:07:24.640 very successful and then if they did it now they just want more power more money then it's kind of 1.00

01:07:29.580 like all right well okay so you're talking about isn't it human nature to want more and to keep 0.98

01:07:36.240 going like what person is like i mean it happens but these two women in particular are not like 0.92

01:07:41.820 you know probably good yes but also they don't want to be uh only fangirls because like here's 0.95

01:07:48.060 the thing they might not they might not want to be uh posting nudes but if you say hey guys swipe

01:07:52.780 up to my only fans you don't gotta go balls out we don't we don't i mean i don't know what their

01:07:56.240 plan is but you don't always gotta show nip this is all conversational you you you you so i listened

01:08:02.000 so i listened to an npr piece the other day i was driving uh in jake broido's hyundai sonata

01:08:06.460 shout out jake broido i think it's a sonata i'm not quite sure uh and i turned on npr because i

01:08:12.540 like to listen to uh random liberals talk about absolute garbage which is great sometimes to just

01:08:19.520 listen because you're like wow i can't believe this is actually happening and they had a uh 0.95

01:08:23.080 whole piece on this woman who uh has to maybe has to or maybe is inspired to whatever her reasoning

01:08:31.660 is do only fans while her kids are at the house now i know this is gonna upset you george i could

01:08:39.040 see the flame building. Wait, what do you mean? So, so her kids, because of the pandemic are out

01:08:43.180 of school. Yeah. Now, normally she creates her cam, uh, stuff of her doing her masturbation or

01:08:48.960 whatever. And that kind of stuff while the kids are at school. Now the pandemic posed a wild 1.00

01:08:53.780 problem to her, which was that the kids are now home all the time. And so she, I listened to this

01:08:57.860 whole NPR piece about how she goes about her day, trying to get away from her kids. And there was

01:09:02.540 even one part where she was creating a video and the kid actually went upstairs and said, mom,

01:09:06.920 can i play with the kindle you know and she was doing her thing in the bedroom her kindle playing

01:09:11.960 with her kindle in her bedroom and it's it it is a very interesting question about inspiration

01:09:19.500 versus desperation like i don't know this woman's situation i don't know why she was doing it but i

01:09:24.040 i think to your point george some of these people find themselves in situations where they

01:09:29.400 make that decision based on doing what they have to do i guess i don't know by the way i'm not

01:09:34.560 saying that's i just this is where this is where i see it if i i was raised in a family where i was

01:09:40.140 financially set and comfortable so i didn't need to do anything like that for me to succeed i can't

01:09:45.240 ever look through her point of view and judge her on why she needed to do that for her kids or for

01:09:49.560 her own satisfaction like i don't know what she's doing i can't throw out my opinion if she if 0.50

01:09:54.600 somebody could show me in like point blank like yo she's doing it just so she could buy a rari 0.85

01:09:59.240 then i'll be like all right it's fucked up but if she's like yo i'm putting cereal and dinner on the 0.94

01:10:03.840 table for my kids and i'm trying to be quiet while they're downstairs because my husband's in jail 0.94

01:10:07.560 right now for beating me and like all that stuff i don't know what this is dealing with so i'm not

01:10:11.960 gonna say anything about i don't know yeah you want to know what they use as her uh pseudonym

01:10:16.140 for the thing because they didn't want to give away her real name i told you yeah lana they use 0.68

01:10:21.160 it's so weird like it was like i was being fucking targeted i was just trying to take a drive to 0.88

01:10:26.460 clear my mind you can't believe you can't believe lana how the fuck is that range of letters just 0.94

01:10:30.920 I'm pretty sure that's why 0.98

01:10:34.260 I don't fucking know 0.96

01:10:35.600 When I discovered that you can rearrange 0.98

01:10:38.640 the letters in Lana Rhodes 0.98

01:10:40.220 to say anal so hard 1.00

01:10:42.240 No you're fucking 1.00

01:10:44.780 Well you can 1.00

01:10:45.600 There's an errant E right

01:10:48.540 Is there a weird E?

01:10:49.260 Yeah so hardy

01:10:51.200 But still it's the same

01:10:53.860 same sentiment

01:10:55.240 I was actually having a

01:10:58.380 deep

01:10:59.160 i i was listening to like classic rock on the way from what what were you listening to

01:11:04.220 oh i just had the a playlist and they were just playing a bunch of i was so excited for you right

01:11:08.600 there i thought you were gonna just unleash some led zeppelin like something really it was some

01:11:11.820 led zeppelin some he just used exactly what i can't say some queen some like there's just a

01:11:16.060 there's a lot of things i was listening to acdc there's a lot nice um but i i was i was on the

01:11:22.480 beach hi and what's wrong with you i thought you're a christian i know but i was just seems 0.74

01:11:28.300 kind of fucked up i'm kidding actually this is kind of going towards what i was talking about 0.87

01:11:32.100 diving into like my christian like like like pov i realized that uh as a christian that's not 0.96

01:11:38.160 not a good christian i don't say these are good christians or the people that i judge other people

01:11:41.740 for their sins but when you were talking about the only fans are talking about the the situation

01:11:47.080 with the spelling of you know like i realized that we're all sinning and we look at other people's

01:11:52.180 sin and we're like how can they do that when we literally are doing something that somebody else

01:11:55.880 How could they do that

01:11:56.760 So it's kind of like

01:11:57.580 It's like a circle

01:11:58.620 Of like judgment

01:11:59.940 We're all sinning

01:12:01.200 Yeah but I don't think

01:12:02.560 All sins are equal

01:12:04.700 Definitely not

01:12:05.960 No it's a known fact

01:12:07.740 Isn't it like

01:12:08.280 There's mortal sins

01:12:09.000 Venial sins

01:12:09.640 Come on

01:12:10.460 How do you not know this

01:12:11.220 I went to catholic school 1.00

01:12:12.000 What the fuck's good 1.00

01:12:12.500 All sin 0.99

01:12:13.100 There's only one

01:12:13.920 Are you talking about 0.95

01:12:14.460 Biblical 1.00

01:12:14.680 There's only one

01:12:15.220 Unforgivable sin

01:12:15.820 Is blasphemy

01:12:16.300 But all

01:12:16.760 Everything else

01:12:17.360 Is looking the same

01:12:17.940 No but there's

01:12:18.860 Mortal sin

01:12:19.420 Mortal has looked the same

01:12:20.220 Yeah

01:12:20.360 One of the disciples

01:12:21.360 Destroyed like so many people

01:12:22.640 George I swear to god 0.86

01:12:23.720 With like elbow drops

01:12:24.820 actually like WWE chokeslam. 0.99

01:12:27.180 Off the top rope!

01:12:29.600 What are the three mortal sins?

01:12:31.660 Blasphemy, dishonoring your mom and dad.

01:12:34.180 No, those are the Ten Commandments.

01:12:35.820 Yeah, wait, what did you ask me?

01:12:37.140 The mortal sins.

01:12:38.260 There's only one unforgivable sin,

01:12:39.880 it's blasphemy to the Holy Spirit.

01:12:40.520 Oh no, the list of mortal sins

01:12:41.740 has gotten longer under the new Vatican overhaul.

01:12:44.080 Oh, just changing the rules.

01:12:45.480 Here we go.

01:12:46.220 The long-standing list of evils

01:12:48.960 are lust, gluttony,

01:12:53.420 avaralvine avarice avarice avarice if you listen to anger envy as avarice no no extreme greed so

01:13:01.760 what they're saying is they've just blown the list out okay what i'm reading here basically is

01:13:05.220 anything that you do is a mortal sin yeah that's what it basically says uh dealing in drug taking

01:13:10.480 or dealing drugs polluting the environment engaging yes engaging in genetic manipulative

01:13:16.120 genetic science um sloth so if you sleep past 10 a.m you're going to hell what uh i'm reading

01:13:23.200 this off this website no no that's not true that's why i don't like listen like i i make a lot of

01:13:28.360 jokes about the only fan thing but a very precious story in the bible is mary magdalene she was a

01:13:33.620 prostitute and that's why he says whoever sinned not cast the first stone so like it's like again

01:13:38.380 she had to do what she had to do and jesus saw it for what it was that's what i was getting at

01:13:42.880 There's no unforgivable sin.

01:13:44.280 The only one is, is denying God.

01:13:46.780 Dog, they join the longstanding evils of lust, gluttony, avarice, sloth, anger, envy, and pride as mortal sins, the gravest kind, which threaten the soul with eternal damnation. 1.00

01:13:58.120 George, if I eat too many cheeseburgers, I'm going to burn in the pits of fucking hell. 1.00

01:14:04.220 Do you understand what I'm saying right now? 1.00

01:14:06.200 Your job is threatening your life in the after.

01:14:08.340 Yes.

01:14:09.020 Yes. 0.99

01:14:09.580 Umami burger might be the reason why you go to hell. 0.98

01:14:11.680 Correct. 0.97

01:14:12.120 And maybe rightfully so

01:14:13.940 Because it was a restaurant speed

01:14:15.300 It's getting harder and harder to be a Christian these days

01:14:18.340 I love Christian

01:14:19.480 I love God

01:14:20.480 Do you want to know what I do?

01:14:22.660 Oh God

01:14:23.180 I repent for my sins

01:14:26.740 Because actually you can get 0.99

01:14:28.160 You just got to be fucking sorry 0.98

01:14:31.260 And do better 0.99

01:14:32.200 Well not if they're mortal sins 1.00

01:14:34.820 You're fucked 1.00

01:14:35.540 I don't think I'm going to end up working 1.00

01:14:38.800 In genetic science

01:14:39.780 I don't think it doesn't matter how many how many umami burgers you ever George you ever thrown a 0.98

01:14:43.260 cup out the window ever a cup yeah like you were done with a soda from Hardee's or some shit and

01:14:48.480 you threw it out the window I don't think I have maybe say I have okay go ahead even just saying 0.97

01:14:52.900 that you might have right there for the story you're going to hell like I'll see you there 1.00

01:14:57.120 fucker like he's making bunks like how the fuck did I get here the only person with y'all the 1.00

01:15:01.640 only person that's going to happen the only person that's going to happen at this point is 1.00

01:15:05.420 D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, D.

01:15:10.020 We got distracted.

01:15:11.160 You were high at the beach.

01:15:12.240 I was high.

01:15:12.880 No, that was it.

01:15:13.580 I was talking about like.

01:15:14.660 That was it?

01:15:15.500 No, I said it.

01:15:16.600 I said it.

01:15:16.760 I said it.

01:15:17.100 We just completely overtook your story.

01:15:17.700 No, no.

01:15:18.100 No, it was me saying that like the point of view of sin, like what we think is okay for us is because we deal with it.

01:15:24.980 We had a way of living.

01:15:26.420 Like your way of structure of living was taught from your parents.

01:15:29.980 Listen, this is what I'm going to say.

01:15:31.700 If you have any type of higher power belief, if it's the ocean, the universe, God, it could be statues, it could be anything you want.

01:15:38.800 Just respect the person next to you.

01:15:40.380 If you don't agree with their beliefs, just know that that belief system might be keeping this person on the earth and keeping them going.

01:15:46.660 So I was just thinking about this.

01:15:48.100 let's not be so quick to knock somebody down

01:15:49.760 and just destroy their world

01:15:51.500 because you might say a joke like, 1.00

01:15:52.940 yo, fuck, you like Jesus, you're a pussy. 1.00

01:15:55.080 And then like, now I'm just kind of like, 1.00

01:15:58.440 don't clip it.

01:15:59.660 At what point, so let me ask you a question.

01:16:01.660 What about the people that claim that your way of,

01:16:05.380 I love playing devil's advocate

01:16:06.900 because like technically,

01:16:09.120 clip it, clip it.

01:16:10.640 Because technically I'm usually in your seat

01:16:13.580 with what you're saying.

01:16:14.420 And now I'm going to play you.

01:16:15.700 This is all I do.

01:16:16.580 And by the way, it's what,

01:16:18.100 You made Shea Carl call me the best podcaster in the history of podcasting.

01:16:22.040 He did.

01:16:22.280 Shea Carl sent you a personalized voice memo via direct DMs.

01:16:26.500 Who is this?

01:16:27.060 He said-

01:16:27.760 Who's this?

01:16:28.500 Yeah, who's this?

01:16:29.700 I'll be very careful.

01:16:31.020 Shea Carl, the OG of YouTube blogging.

01:16:33.400 I didn't hear.

01:16:33.660 That's fine.

01:16:34.100 No problem.

01:16:34.680 No problem.

01:16:35.160 How dare you? 1.00

01:16:36.120 How fucking dare you? 1.00

01:16:38.160 Respect your elders. 1.00

01:16:39.300 Sorry.

01:16:40.500 I just watched Equal 3 growing up.

01:16:42.100 That's all I can do.

01:16:43.200 Oh, Ray.

01:16:44.900 Yeah.

01:16:45.520 I literally watched it religiously.

01:16:47.000 I thought it was funny.

01:16:48.100 You didn't watch the Shea Tarts? 0.73

01:16:50.700 I didn't watch his podcast before I was on it. 0.99

01:16:52.140 Damn, he probably couldn't even call his show that. 0.99

01:16:54.440 Shea Tarts? 0.99

01:16:55.880 He could do Shea Turds.

01:16:57.260 Do the devil advocate.

01:16:58.560 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:16:59.020 So, shout out Shea Carl, by the way.

01:17:02.680 What about the people who will say

01:17:04.100 that you doing your best to put food on your kid's plate

01:17:08.880 and living your way of life

01:17:11.240 actually causes my way of life to be disturbed? 1.00

01:17:14.020 So, my kids are consuming your porn, lady. 0.99

01:17:17.060 Okay, yeah. 1.00

01:17:17.740 that's understandable

01:17:19.020 I think

01:17:20.700 this is

01:17:21.060 you want me to answer that

01:17:22.060 yeah by the way

01:17:22.660 this is me playing devil's avocado

01:17:24.740 this is my answer

01:17:25.620 my answer is

01:17:26.620 like again I go

01:17:27.320 in a biblical reference

01:17:28.240 and it's like

01:17:28.760 do not judge

01:17:29.340 what a guy has in his eye

01:17:31.160 when you should be

01:17:31.980 dealing with yours

01:17:32.660 so

01:17:33.200 dead stop

01:17:33.940 there's no way

01:17:35.960 there's a passage

01:17:37.380 in the bible

01:17:38.080 that says what you just said

01:17:39.260 that was worse

01:17:40.860 it's like a speck

01:17:41.580 no I don't care

01:17:42.360 that was

01:17:42.740 eyelash it gets caught

01:17:43.760 in your eye 1.00

01:17:44.220 that shit can be 1.00

01:17:44.940 irritating 1.00

01:17:45.880 that was worse

01:17:46.520 than the burning fork

01:17:47.380 Caleb, play that exact line back one more time

01:17:50.880 I'm pretty sure he said

01:17:51.940 As if it's like a vlog

01:17:55.060 What was the quote again?

01:17:56.660 Do not judge a man who's got

01:17:57.820 Something in his eye

01:17:59.080 Who has something in his eye

01:18:02.560 Because you don't know what he has to do

01:18:04.060 Or something like that

01:18:05.320 Because his eye

01:18:08.120 You don't know what he has to do

01:18:10.600 Just google that

01:18:12.280 Do not judge a man

01:18:15.800 Or something in his eye

01:18:16.560 because his eye has to do something?

01:18:19.680 Oh, oh, oh.

01:18:20.260 Right there. 1.00

01:18:21.020 Thou hypocrite, 1.00

01:18:21.740 first cast out the beam 1.00

01:18:22.880 out of thine own eye,

01:18:24.160 and then thou shalt thou sheath

01:18:26.380 thou salt clearly

01:18:27.880 to cast out the mote

01:18:28.880 of thy brother's eye.

01:18:30.100 Oh, you should have just said that, George.

01:18:32.400 Hey, what if I said that word

01:18:33.560 for one of you guys?

01:18:34.120 I would fall off my chair. 0.88

01:18:34.940 Hey, you're drunk.

01:18:35.880 And then you type it,

01:18:36.480 it's just that.

01:18:37.020 What I'm getting,

01:18:37.460 well, my answer to your devil's advocate

01:18:39.240 is in any religion,

01:18:42.000 in any form of belief,

01:18:43.820 if you're busy worrying

01:18:44.900 about what other people

01:18:46.480 are doing like if i'm so concerned on like how you're living your life right right and it's

01:18:50.880 distracting me from my living so basically what i'm saying is i have my own sins and my own

01:18:54.960 problems i have to deal with i'm not gonna go out of my way to be a hypocrite and tell you how to 0.59

01:18:59.820 live your life right because i might get on this podcast and talk about um hey this is blah blah 0.94

01:19:05.120 blah because i'm christian but i still have to work on my mouth i swear too much i have to work

01:19:08.300 on my lust i have to work on your abs my behavior uh gluttony i eat too much uh at night there's a

01:19:15.160 lot of things i have to work on so if i stopped what i was doing here to perfect myself being a

01:19:20.220 better christian to to look at you and be like yo bro you did drugs back in the day or like why do 0.56

01:19:25.800 you sleep with a porn star what's wrong with you and then i'm like it makes it why did you have to 0.83

01:19:30.240 bring that up george i just gotten over that relationship let me ask you a question are you 0.98

01:19:34.520 talking about george i have no feelings stop you don't have to apologize listen to me yeah are you

01:19:38.820 talking about leading by example in a way uh well i also logan's i know i here's the thing yeah

01:19:44.480 don't lead with thine own beam out of your eye just hear me out i live by that though i really

01:19:48.520 do speaking of beams coming out of eyes yeah i was just about to open a can of worms and i see 0.69

01:19:54.020 beams from logan's eyes the shoot i am so fucking aware having been on this podcast for 260 episodes 0.74

01:19:58.960 the words well that just about does it are on the tip of his tongue in a way that you cannot 0.88

01:20:03.840 even begin i haven't looked at him i just know this okay tell me if i'm wrong logan

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - February 23, 2021

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