Impaulsive with Logan Paul - March 02, 2021


E261 Logan Paul Spent $170,000 On An NFT

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00:02:12.300 There's a lot of NFTs out there.
00:02:13.660 You could own LeBron dunking.
00:02:15.120 I don't really get that.
00:02:16.440 You can own fun little animals.
00:02:18.540 I don't really get that.
00:02:19.320 You want to sell me a monkey smoking a cigar or a pipe or a green man with a top hat smoking a cigarette in 32 bits?
00:02:27.800 I'll buy that.
00:02:28.280 I would personally purchase any one of these.
00:02:30.380 That is not going for $300,000.
00:02:31.840 Yeah, it is.
00:02:32.360 No, already sold.
00:02:40.960 That's so weird.
00:02:41.980 Why did you ask that?
00:02:43.220 He asked that.
00:02:44.820 Yeah, why did you ask that?
00:02:45.900 Why did I ask what?
00:02:47.040 If he saw your...
00:02:48.140 He asked me if I saw his...
00:02:49.780 It's weird.
00:02:50.260 I can't believe that's the first thing you said.
00:02:52.700 Impulsive.
00:02:53.440 Oh my God. 0.99
00:02:54.940 Damn, we're off to a great start. 0.99
00:02:56.760 Welcome back to Impulsive. 0.98
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00:03:06.360 George is late once again.
00:03:08.400 Our countdown from five, four, three, two, and one.
00:03:16.700 Welcome.
00:03:17.420 Welcome, brother.
00:03:19.080 Right there.
00:03:20.380 Had a pretty eventful week slash weekend over here back in Encino.
00:03:24.480 Yes.
00:03:25.260 Crazy things are happening.
00:03:26.260 Lady Gaga's dogs got kidnapped and also returned.
00:03:29.820 David Dobrik launched Dispo, which I want to talk about.
00:03:32.140 Seth Rogen released his weed company houseplant. 0.98
00:03:34.820 Mike had sex with Lana. 0.66
00:03:36.360 Again, we opened the first edition box of Pokemon cards. 0.98
00:03:41.680 The first million dollar box.
00:03:44.820 Yeah.
00:03:45.660 My dad calls me.
00:03:46.800 He goes, is Logan selling cards of himself?
00:03:50.280 And I go, no, no, they're not real cards.
00:03:51.600 They're like on your phone.
00:03:52.920 He goes, so fake cards?
00:03:53.960 And I go, yeah.
00:03:54.640 He goes, man, this guy can't lose in life, huh?
00:03:57.920 He's talking about NFTs.
00:03:59.200 You educated him, obviously.
00:04:00.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:01.220 I was like, yeah, I don't know either.
00:04:03.900 I'm like, I'm in Portland getting arrested.
00:04:05.300 Let me call you back.
00:04:05.780 Check it out.
00:04:06.080 Did you see what happened?
00:04:07.080 Did you see what happened by chance?
00:04:08.820 About?
00:04:09.460 The box break, the million dollar box break.
00:04:12.260 Oh my God.
00:04:12.780 Yeah, it was amazing.
00:04:13.640 Dog, there's a lot of pressure.
00:04:14.920 The first one right off the brick.
00:04:16.800 Right off the brick.
00:04:18.620 We opened up a Chansey.
00:04:20.340 It's the fourth rarest card.
00:04:21.720 Great today.
00:04:22.420 I'm sorry.
00:04:22.880 I love this.
00:04:23.880 Yeah.
00:04:24.020 And, uh, you know, people, there's 36 packs and people paid an average of $38,000 for
00:04:28.900 the pack.
00:04:29.280 So there's a lot of pressure. 1.00
00:04:30.260 We drew two Charzards. 1.00
00:04:31.860 I'm happy to say I got the call from PSA this morning. 1.00
00:04:35.960 One of them graded a 10.
00:04:37.740 Wow.
00:04:38.300 A 10.
00:04:39.000 Wow.
00:04:39.440 Oh, was this the first one?
00:04:41.460 Uh, it was the second one.
00:04:42.860 Uh, Will Creasy, actually his card graded a 10 and he also got packs in the first box
00:04:48.740 break and drew a Venusaur and a Chansey.
00:04:50.320 so he's drawn three out of the four most valuable cards in the pokemon first edition world in two
00:04:55.760 box breaks this guy has the best luck ever he's australian 10 charizard with the l uh first l uh
00:05:02.180 first l logan paul break tag on it which is going to be awesome and um yeah the whole box break was
00:05:09.820 fantastic had about a quarter million viewers watching live and then paired it with the nft
00:05:13.260 sale which your dad is making jokes about obviously but non-fungible tokens are popping
00:05:17.400 off we sold out again crazy yeah nutty nutty um they're digital assets so do you understand
00:05:23.820 do you do you understand what's happening here or are you have you not wrapped your head around
00:05:28.560 it yet because i want to dive into this a little bit mike and i had an interesting conversations
00:05:31.780 about uh nfts well then let's dive into this let's do it so do you understand it no okay
00:05:38.240 okay so then they're they're basically cards but online that you can't duplicate they're on
00:05:44.420 they're on the they're coded a certain way you can't screenshot them you can't record them you
00:05:47.900 can screenshot them but it's the equivalent of having a counterfeit so is that illegal no it's
00:05:52.600 not illegal but it's not real you don't have the thing and i operate with um a belief i have that
00:05:59.940 like is in my spine and holds true to me is that most everything is going digital yeah like i i
00:06:06.640 believe that so if i operate and and uh enact business pursuits with that as my spine this nft
00:06:13.700 thing makes sense why would it not make sense because the internet's full of fake things
00:06:18.000 no that's why it would make sense photoshop facetune that's why it would make sense because
00:06:23.440 because we need it non-fundable means like literally unable to duplicate and i even watched
00:06:27.480 a documentary on vice that david sent to me about um um art art thieves or uh art replicas and
00:06:35.100 there's like fake picassos selling it out at auction for like 1.4 million dollars like
00:06:40.340 regularly there are so many fake pieces of art and it's getting harder and harder to identify
00:06:46.180 which are real and which are fake and the nft world and the blockchain makes it very very easy
00:06:50.200 but i myself asked an interesting question about the human nature of being attracted towards
00:07:00.660 ownership humans have always been like this we love to have we love to own mine mine mine mine
00:07:08.040 my mind but what about the nfts sits so deep in that pocket that makes it so special because you
00:07:17.280 can screenshot it most people aren't buying the nft for the art which is typically maybe sometimes
00:07:23.860 why you'd buy art in real life i like the way that looks but nfts come with an interesting
00:07:29.080 background an interesting story maybe it's the artist work who you're trying to support maybe
00:07:33.640 you believe in that person like with mine if you know i go on to do great things in my career which
00:07:38.260 i plan to do the value of these things could you know 5x 10x 20x whatever it is but the idea of
00:07:45.400 ownership and the idea of being able to you know plant your flag in the thing and say this is mine 0.70
00:07:51.600 like we've stuck a fucking flag on the moon america why maybe maybe but why and so the question
00:08:00.480 of ownership what why are humans so obsessed with the idea of owning yeah you took the nft topic and 0.98
00:08:05.880 got super meta on it when we were talking the other day and i think it's uh i think it's a lot
00:08:11.340 simpler than you would think i think people like things they enjoy things they get a dopamine rush
00:08:18.920 from having certain things or enjoying certain scenarios in life and as a result they want to
00:08:23.320 own them they they they you know like if you like riding your bike but your bike can get taken from
00:08:29.340 you at any point by someone else because they want to ride that bike, that presents a topic
00:08:36.100 of or an obstacle, right?
00:08:38.480 So people like the idea of knowing that every day they wake up and that thing that they
00:08:42.420 like, they can go to.
00:08:44.080 You know, this is a super meta topic.
00:08:45.660 It really is. 1.00
00:08:47.860 But yeah, I mean, I want to own a couple of white haired old ladies if possible. 1.00
00:08:52.020 He's talking about crypto punks now. 1.00
00:08:53.820 Georgie, how much would you pay for this lady per se? 0.97
00:08:57.680 Am I making a lot of money or regular money? 1.00
00:08:59.940 I'm making a lot. 1.00
00:09:00.600 How much would you pay for this white-haired lady with a necklace? 1.00
00:09:02.540 Five dollars. 1.00
00:09:03.260 Five bucks.
00:09:03.900 Okay.
00:09:04.620 There is a bid on it right now for $53,903.
00:09:10.820 It's called a crypto punk.
00:09:12.380 It's a punk.
00:09:12.940 How many punks?
00:09:13.500 Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:13.980 This thing that's in 380p?
00:09:15.660 That's the idea.
00:09:17.060 The idea is-
00:09:18.000 24 by 24 pixels.
00:09:20.260 Simplistic.
00:09:21.160 Only 10,000 were made back in 2017 and originally handed out for free.
00:09:25.240 now some of these things are trading upwards of two million dollars hundreds of thousands of
00:09:31.400 dollars for one hey i'm gonna blow your mind i got some i got some punks how many six or did you
00:09:40.340 get them when they were passed out for free no you bought them yeah he just found are you gonna
00:09:45.920 say it i don't know he just ball on the other day wait stop it no no hear me out george ready
00:09:50.340 what do how do what how many degrees do you turn if you were to just turn around from the way you're
00:09:56.580 facing me towards that back wall i would believe that'd be a 180 yep correct now what if you
00:10:01.780 multiplied that number by a thousand and use that amount of currency to purchase an nft easy seven
00:10:06.480 correct that's right but also completely wrong 180 000 this man spent on a i believe it was a
00:10:14.520 zombie or no not a zombie
00:10:16.660 way up there yeah those are
00:10:18.020 for now ow 0.99
00:10:20.100 what the fuck is wrong with you 0.99
00:10:22.280 keeping my punks private 0.99
00:10:23.580 I liken it to me
00:10:26.420 buying a $200,000 box of Pokemon
00:10:28.520 cards and you sitting in that exact same spot 0.99
00:10:30.680 going well the fuck did you do that bro 0.99
00:10:32.540 I probably said it too I'm not gonna lie 1.00
00:10:34.620 you guys are
00:10:35.120 okay so really quick I personally love these guys
00:10:38.620 there's a lot of NFTs out there
00:10:40.700 you could own LeBron dunking I don't really
00:10:42.620 get that you can own
00:10:44.200 fun little animals. I don't really get that.
00:10:46.520 You want to sell me a monkey
00:10:48.360 smoking a cigar or a pipe 0.78
00:10:50.100 or a green man with a top hat smoking
00:10:52.320 a cigarette in 32 bits?
00:10:54.860 I'll buy that. I would personally
00:10:56.320 purchase any one of these. That is not going for
00:10:58.260 $300,000. Yeah, it is. No, already sold.
00:11:00.540 Show them the ones that haven't sold yet
00:11:02.520 and what they're going for. Is there just a bunch of rich people going
00:11:04.480 ah, I got nothing else
00:11:06.540 to buy. Actually, yes. They're called crypto
00:11:08.500 whales and they don't know what to do with their money.
00:11:10.440 I got exactly what they should do with their money. 0.98
00:11:13.020 Invest in me.
00:11:14.200 you sound actually go back to the the pixel you sound ridiculous me yeah you just bought a three 0.50
00:11:22.460 pixel thing for 60 something thousand dollars hundred fifty thousand there are a lot of people
00:11:28.160 who believe in this project and by the way this is one of many but this is the first which makes
00:11:33.740 it special what do you mean it's the first elaborate the first very first nft project if
00:11:40.740 i'm not mistaken like if not if not one of the first like first three back in 2017 like three
00:11:46.600 years before this nft stuff ever even uh was popping off this project will be you know the
00:11:53.400 very first of its kind should this digital art world blow up what happens i could wait so do
00:11:58.380 you have like a digital wallet where you can never lose it is that what it is that's right okay you
00:12:02.220 can lose it but you're not you shouldn't lose it you're not supposed to if you lose your pass 0.98
00:12:06.400 passcode you lose your punks yeah question for you and i don't mean to be an idiot but it's hard 0.98
00:12:12.840 because you know i was born it uh what happens if a hacker just hacks you and then just takes 1.00
00:12:17.960 all this shit you are fucked okay yeah but you've made someone else's day and that's worth noting 0.99
00:12:23.960 you know what and sometimes you got to make other people's day yeah that's what i'm saying like 1.00
00:12:27.360 imagine if you're just some guy out there you know spinning ones and zeros algorithmically and
00:12:31.540 You end up with a bunch of free punks.
00:12:33.300 It's hard, but the hackers are getting sharper.
00:12:36.500 They're sharp.
00:12:37.400 And they're getting younger.
00:12:38.720 Very young.
00:12:39.580 They're 10, 11 years old these days.
00:12:41.360 I guarantee in the next 10 years, I would not be shocked if 10-year-olds are just wrong.
00:12:45.540 No, there are.
00:12:46.080 There's a six-year-old hacker right now.
00:12:48.020 Six?
00:12:48.440 Six years old.
00:12:49.020 He writes his formulas with crayons.
00:12:51.720 I'm not kidding.
00:12:52.760 He has a 64-pack of crayons.
00:12:54.520 And he writes.
00:12:54.880 He got the big pack.
00:12:55.480 Yep.
00:12:56.300 Yeah.
00:12:56.500 He got the big pack.
00:12:58.940 George, can I ask you a question just flat out? 1.00
00:13:00.540 Are you fucking stoned right now? 0.99
00:13:01.880 I swear to you I'm not 1.00
00:13:02.860 I think you're getting to a point where you're perma-high
00:13:05.800 I'm not perma-high but I do have a pen
00:13:07.580 And I was gonna rip it with you boys
00:13:10.040 If you wanted to do it for the rest of the podcast 1.00
00:13:11.200 I'm a fucking drug addict 0.99
00:13:13.900 What are you trying to do right now? 1.00
00:13:15.520 Listen hear me out
00:13:16.900 Rip the pen
00:13:17.800 Make another book
00:13:19.560 How to become a non-non-addicted again
00:13:24.500 How I got addicted to weed on a podcast
00:13:26.060 For one day
00:13:26.900 Sells 10 copies
00:13:28.700 wait all right nft facing convo last point for me at least uh by the way i'm not actually high
00:13:34.980 i know gary v uh was talking about the other day he's been a big proponent of of uh of nfts by the
00:13:41.260 way same people always for the for the same things at the same times something new pops off in some 0.98
00:13:46.780 strange area where people are like yo who the fuck would want to buy that shit like a 1992 kirby 0.98
00:13:50.940 pocket card it's always the same people gary v steve aoki dan fleischman logan paul they're like 0.99
00:13:56.920 a squad they're like the avengers of things that people don't understand what the fuck they're
00:14:00.680 doing with them right yeah but they always work gary v main proponent the other day said the nft
00:14:05.920 is on pace to be an extremely oversaturated market in a hurry and i'm seeing it too because
00:14:13.400 every creator i talk to from lance 210 to mr beast is isn't is like yo if i put an nft out i
00:14:21.500 can make a hundred bajillion dollars in two seconds so at what point does it go from nfts
00:14:27.600 to nfc later oh you know what i was thinking about that you're gonna answer that you're gonna
00:14:34.640 answer that i do you're gonna answer i have a question okay okay so if yeah gary let me read
00:14:40.260 his tweet real quick because this is important he said 99 of nfts won't be good investments and
00:14:44.140 there will be some massive crashes in the next 12 to 24 months many will get confused and think it
00:14:48.400 was a fad that's when it gets really good this will be an interesting decade oh and that one
00:14:51.920 percent will be all-time returns i'd have to agree so wait if i invest now then i'm going to get more
00:14:56.580 money later if you invest in the right project right but you don't know you can have an idea
00:15:04.100 of whether or not a project is going to succeed if if a handful of some of the most successful
00:15:09.900 tastemakers are saying hey crypto punks is probably the project it's probably the project
00:15:16.240 and i'm and i'm keeping it light like i've i've i've had massive people give me massive
00:15:24.240 endorsements for crypto punks and and a handful of other projects but um and i'm even paying
00:15:29.700 attention to some and will be i think collecting it's interesting like i collected you know
00:15:34.280 physical assets in pokemon cards and now might become a digital collector punks are the jam
00:15:41.500 honestly out of all this stuff i joke around about it a lot and people every day send me
00:15:46.340 screenshots yeah send me screenshots of nfts and they're like see i did what you told me man i own
00:15:51.040 it now and i've made that joke a lot about screenshotting i might buy punk i might just
00:15:55.540 because they are they are so dope dude look at gary v said this back in 2010 i'll tell you what
00:16:00.980 i'm really passionate about virtual currency i'm completely fascinated by what we're willing to do
00:16:06.760 for virtual goods that you can't
00:16:09.120 hold. Oh my god.
00:16:11.340 He's a genius. A wizard.
00:16:13.000 Ten years ago?
00:16:14.940 He knows what he's doing, man. He does sound like
00:16:17.060 He sounds like the apparently kid, dude.
00:16:19.020 He sounds like the kid. Apparently!
00:16:21.120 I've never been on live television before.
00:16:23.500 Apparently. Also,
00:16:24.980 his voice changed dramatically over those ten
00:16:27.100 years. He sounds more like Gary Vee than he did
00:16:29.020 then. Yeah, no, he sounded
00:16:31.160 more like, yeah, he sounded more like Gary
00:16:33.040 Vee then, right? That's the real
00:16:35.180 Do you think there's a bunch of comments being like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:16:37.620 Why is his voice out like that? 0.99
00:16:38.580 So now every time he talks, he's changing his voice. 0.99
00:16:40.600 I think what he did is he replaced all those ending sounds that took too long with the word fuck. 0.99
00:16:46.260 Do you know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:16:47.200 That was what he did to get out of it.
00:16:49.580 But yeah, this NFT world's crazy.
00:16:51.380 It's also a bit scary.
00:16:52.620 Who knows what's going to happen?
00:16:53.940 Probably Gary V.
00:16:55.340 But also, cryptocurrency in general is scary.
00:16:58.260 We got a group chat.
00:16:59.060 Oh my God.
00:17:00.580 Took a bit of a dip this weekend.
00:17:02.300 I know, I'm hurting.
00:17:03.740 Do you even have?
00:17:04.580 Cryptocurrency? Not one
00:17:06.660 No but I watched all my friends
00:17:09.140 It's so funny when I watch my friends
00:17:10.600 Oh dog I'm up I'm up 0.99
00:17:12.100 The next day they're like oh what the fuck happened man 0.99
00:17:13.640 Where's it going where's it going 0.98
00:17:15.980 And then they're like we're down five mil
00:17:18.660 Sorry let me peep that out
00:17:20.180 We're down like beep and I was like you're down beep
00:17:22.800 And he's like well Logan's down
00:17:24.060 But like I was there when he invested
00:17:26.340 Well it's crazy it's all relative right
00:17:28.620 And I have like a
00:17:30.020 Significant amount of money in crypto
00:17:32.800 So yeah I lose
00:17:33.560 you did you did have no it's been we're back up well you don't you don't make money or lose money 1.00
00:17:38.780 until you sell but you don't have heavy hands diamond diamond hands what is it what the fuck 0.99
00:17:43.260 stock market stock market i got paper fucking hands i'm scared of the stock market cryptocurrency 1.00
00:17:49.900 this shit's fucking diamond i'll hold till the cows come home who knows when that's gonna be 1.00
00:17:55.220 crypto i'm holding for my kids kids i'll be holding dude all i think about is like there 1.00
00:18:02.400 gotta be one viewer that's with me on this was like dude diamond hands not red hands or it's like
00:18:06.820 the cow goes moo and i'm like yeah just nod your head you know what's going on here you know what's
00:18:11.000 going on here crypto is such a strange space because the the none of the individual coins
00:18:17.120 perform it as individuals it is the you look at every chart going straight down your your page
00:18:23.300 and every coin just does the same thing where do you dispense this coin you could use it so far
00:18:29.500 right now you can use it at a few online uh retailers or e-tailers and then also you can
00:18:35.980 use it on those you know those little horses outside the walmart they're like 25 cent you
00:18:40.440 ride on it oh my god those are the only two places that you can currently use crypto
00:18:45.200 mike every single uh they're called crypto horses this is a outside every walmart this is a brilliant
00:18:50.300 idea i'm not an idea i'm being serious no that's why i wrote my first time all you gotta do is pay
00:18:54.500 the gas fee for the horse bro bro imagine a little ride it's called the it's called the bit 0.98
00:19:00.640 the bit the bucking bitch bucking bitch i'm trying to find a play on words we could probably find it 0.96
00:19:07.500 like the bit horse i don't know if you guys notice a theory ethereum circus that's and there's just 0.99
00:19:12.220 it's this fun little ride a little horse goes up and down like this it's like crypto and you pay
00:19:17.320 with it's hey guys do you want to know why punks works in all honesty simple because it is a it is
00:19:24.080 a play on the technological forward-facing nature of crypto and but it's a the reverse of that so
00:19:31.780 very similarly to what you just said i guess what i said and then you buccaneered it made better
00:19:35.460 was a little horse that used to cost you a nickel now cost you 0.00001 eth and these are the only
00:19:43.340 things you can use for you can use it for uber and all these like futuristic gigawatt or gig
00:19:48.480 gig society gig industry whatever the fuck that term is uh things or a little minute horse outside
00:19:54.280 of walmart i would love that should we do it uh-huh it's already being done as we speak because
00:19:58.920 someone's watching this episode it's actually probably already been facilitated yo think about
00:20:02.320 would you do it with me are you serious i swear to god i would and by the way they're not gonna
00:20:05.700 be cheap think about it think about how much we could charge ten thousand dollars no no no no no
00:20:11.820 i want to i want to democratize no no no no no no because because what we're just talking about
00:20:16.440 the bitcoin whales i don't care about that money i don't care about them listen to me at first when
00:20:21.000 punks came out it was free zero okay i want to democratize horse riding you want to make it i
00:20:26.100 want to democratize bitcoin horse riding for everyone even the small even the little guy even 0.99
00:20:30.300 george george wants to put 15 bucks in a chain link hey man pause why the fuck did you just go 0.98
00:20:35.920 everybody even the little guy like george because of yours i'm talking about the incest i'm talking 0.98
00:20:41.000 about the size of your investment portfolio for in coins gotcha do you understand so like you are
00:20:45.020 the little guy speaking of the little guys i want to bring this up really quick if you're in 0.53
00:20:48.340 connecticut um people in ct want to stop the cruel and inhumane puppy mill pipeline of dogs
00:20:53.640 uh please go out there and support hb 6542 uh by reaching out to your state legislator
00:20:59.280 uh to co-sponsor the bill at pdtestimony at cga.ct.gov uh rescue your animals and let's stop 0.91
00:21:05.920 fucking puppy mills in connecticut uh mom that one was for for robin that's right she works very 0.82
00:21:11.920 hard on shout out tina wildcat shout out tina wildcat who's who's that i told her i'd do it i 0.99
00:21:17.680 had a zoom call with her in the maverick club she's great puppy mills also no just tina oh got
00:21:22.940 her last name is actually wildcat she wanted me to give her shout out so here we are yeah she
00:21:27.860 getting a free static nft as well as are all members of the maverick club link in description
00:21:33.500 shut it shut down the pub yeah shut down the puppy mills no more shut it down do you know
00:21:37.760 what that is it's where they have them on mills like they're little they run in circles it's
00:21:43.140 general mills canine version it is it is a place where where mother dogs are forced to give birth
00:21:49.260 to hundreds and hundreds of puppies what they're kept in absolutely inhumane conditions there's
00:21:54.260 been stories about dogs missing their entire jaws like just horrible stuff and they're forced to
00:21:58.740 just continue breeding breeding breeding so that these people can then sell through 14 pet stores
00:22:03.600 in Connecticut, big pet stores.
00:22:05.380 How do people have the heart to do that?
00:22:07.400 I don't know, but it's been a costly
00:22:09.420 litigation, a lot of time
00:22:11.460 in the courts, and right now this bill
00:22:13.540 HB 6542, an act concerning
00:22:15.600 municipal restrictions on pet shops
00:22:17.780 is coming up in Connecticut.
00:22:19.520 Support it in the Connecticut General Assembly.
00:22:22.780 That's my
00:22:23.120 Is someone on the phone?
00:22:24.820 Unless you're shutting down puppy mills, please 0.99
00:22:27.120 turn that the fuck off. 0.99
00:22:28.360 They're like, shut it down, shut it down. 0.99
00:22:30.380 I walked into Mike's room last night.
00:22:32.500 What's going on here?
00:22:34.020 Because he's been whispering this whole podcast
00:22:35.840 Ask him about why he had sex with Lana
00:22:37.960 Why? Huh? 0.52
00:22:39.820 Oh, you're not talking about that?
00:22:41.240 What are you talking about?
00:22:41.940 I thought you said you walked in on his room
00:22:43.840 Why did you whisper that to me?
00:22:46.180 No, but even the sex with Lana thing at all
00:22:47.780 Where did you get that from?
00:22:49.380 Him
00:22:49.620 If you thought I wasn't going to snitch on you
00:22:56.280 You're wrong
00:22:57.460 What's going on here? 0.94
00:22:58.180 Did you have sex with Lana? 0.99
00:22:59.780 Did I? 0.86
00:23:00.160 Is that why you're bringing this up?
00:23:01.340 If you have something to tell us, just bring it up.
00:23:03.120 First of all, no.
00:23:04.480 Second of all, I feel very uncomfortable right now.
00:23:07.780 Why?
00:23:08.400 Because I feel like you guys are upset, but he was whispering it.
00:23:11.160 Dude, I'm never listening to your perm head again.
00:23:13.860 What about what?
00:23:15.440 There is a little bit of feedback.
00:23:16.860 Yeah.
00:23:17.860 Well, what's the feedback?
00:23:18.800 Is it good or bad? 1.00
00:23:19.660 Sorry, did I fuck you again? 1.00
00:23:21.540 Bro, did it just look like I was giving my cash? 0.99
00:23:24.820 And I also gave him a handy earlier in the episode.
00:23:27.300 You might have seen that as well.
00:23:28.200 No, but okay.
00:23:28.720 That actually parlays perfectly out of the story.
00:23:30.680 So I walk into Mike's room last night and I finally saw what he's doing on Twitch where he role plays in Grand Theft Auto as virtual people.
00:23:39.880 So it's huge. Right. And I'm like the guy, the noob who doesn't know much about this industry that is booming.
00:23:45.260 And everyone who watches Mike on Twitch or anyone or plays and, you know, you role play and pretend to be different people on these servers is going to laugh at me.
00:23:52.320 But, yo, it's crazy, Georgie. I get into Grand Theft Auto and I'm like, yo, like, what's up? Right.
00:23:59.120 And like, I get hit by a fucking car immediately. 1.00
00:24:01.300 My guy dies, like responds. 1.00
00:24:02.880 He can't open the car door.
00:24:04.040 He goes like this all the time.
00:24:05.120 Like you control your character and you voice him too.
00:24:07.520 Right.
00:24:08.080 So I just go, I'm here.
00:24:09.180 I'm right here.
00:24:09.800 I'm here.
00:24:10.860 Pick me up.
00:24:11.580 I'm here.
00:24:11.960 Right.
00:24:12.100 Cause I was playing and he was doing the voicing for it.
00:24:14.220 So basically what happens is we said this on an earlier episode, but there's proximity
00:24:18.000 chat.
00:24:18.540 And so when you get near other people in the chat, you're talking to people.
00:24:21.820 Oh yeah.
00:24:22.120 That's cool.
00:24:22.700 By the way, these people could be anybody.
00:24:24.700 So last night we were walking around and all of a sudden Logan is face to face with LeBron
00:24:28.500 James' son with Bronny and they're having a conversation
00:24:30.440 so it's very interesting. But also
00:24:32.340 no we're not because 0.98
00:24:33.580 12 other people are saying some shit like actually 0.98
00:24:36.400 playing the game like yo stick your hands up and I'm just like 0.97
00:24:38.380 I'm here and Bronny's
00:24:40.080 LeBron James' son meeting him for the first time yo what's up
00:24:42.300 you played this game? You never met him for the first time
00:24:44.320 that was virtual. I couldn't handle it
00:24:46.240 right Aiden Ross comes in he's like yo what's up
00:24:48.300 you gotta get in on this I go bro I'm overwhelmed I can't
00:24:50.400 do it because earlier an hour earlier
00:24:52.080 I'm standing there minding my business doing my thing right 1.00
00:24:54.420 and then some fucking dude 0.99
00:24:56.100 I don't know actually I'm not even going to say 0.99
00:24:59.360 the gender because it could have been
00:25:00.640 gender fluid comes up and 1.00
00:25:02.840 fucking kicks me in the stomach 1.00
00:25:04.500 and this human's ass was massive 1.00
00:25:07.200 the asses in this game are 1.00
00:25:08.740 crazy 1.00
00:25:09.720 everybody got a chunker 0.97
00:25:11.400 and they go come here 0.99
00:25:14.820 come here papi come follow me
00:25:16.640 I'm like what's the worst I could have
00:25:19.260 so they take me to this
00:25:21.120 like the premium lounge is called
00:25:23.220 they escort me inside
00:25:24.640 side and they sit me down in this chair and and i it's pretty clear what's about to go down right
00:25:31.580 i'm about to get some sort of lap dance with these two like virtual people who are talking to me with
00:25:35.980 their real voices like yeah if i'm gonna do so hard right and i'm like oh god this is crazy and 0.99
00:25:40.600 then then they go they're like we're gonna fuck this shit also can we have your consent do you 0.99
00:25:44.540 consent to us giving you consent and i and i go first because apparently you have to in the game 0.99
00:25:51.380 actually get consent which is great but it's it's it's also a game right so i say yeah whatever 0.99
00:25:57.740 in the game the avatar with the big boobs go like kneels down is like spreading her legs and shit 1.00
00:26:05.440 and then she goes in my crotch and like puts her head up and down and goes that's like the blowjob 1.00
00:26:11.020 noise they go well they do all different noises and they're like yes daddy and the other one's 1.00
00:26:17.380 like yeah suck that shit and i'm like yo this is too much it's wild this is wild you're really 0.99
00:26:22.220 you're pretending to be someone else and these people are in it dude they're in it like i like 1.00
00:26:28.140 i'm not sure these people on the other side aren't at home like touching themselves as it's happened
00:26:33.380 that's what it felt like for me like low-key if we weren't on stream well a lot of them rock it
00:26:38.620 in the pocket a lot of them are on stream too so i had this i had this run-in last night with this
00:26:42.500 girl uh that goes by the name of dump truck daisy for obvious reasons i mean the girls in the game
00:26:48.360 have keach no it wasn't no she she probably she probably pulled that off too uh no it's different
00:26:55.720 dump truck daisy okay so what happens if you without like like consent or like could you get
00:27:03.020 a virus is that like herpes in the game is a virus yes here's here's the deal there's so many
00:27:08.380 different layers in the gameplay involved there's the in-game gameplay there's you being at home
00:27:14.700 which is what called IRL so like so like if you okay that's two and then there's the third layer
00:27:21.100 which is twitch TOS and twitch TOS is really tricky I mean you could get banned for just
00:27:25.720 I'm born in the wrong time so that's what I thought but listen that's what I that was my 0.99
00:27:30.620 excuse too but I've actually I've actually gotten quite good at it and he ended up being the boomer
00:27:34.640 last night he was only he could only do it for a few minutes and they were like yo he's not gen 0.98
00:27:37.660 enough i'm i can't i can't do this shit yo me either would you rather walk in on your son 0.99
00:27:42.800 beating off or playing this game because i would be very sad if i saw my son just 0.99
00:27:47.800 and i walked by the hallway i was like i know what the fuck he's doing right now and i open up 0.98
00:27:52.860 and he's like yeah you like hey dad no it was weird dude and and and from certain angles because 0.89
00:27:58.920 the gameplay isn't like perfect you you see like an excessive amount of like under boob and i just
00:28:04.520 don't know how these sexual acts are permitted on twitch but yeah if i show up on evan's stream
00:28:09.180 shirtless after a workout he's like no no they're gonna bend me bro if i show up on his stream 0.80
00:28:14.060 shirtless it's not allowed maybe it's because your nipples that is that is what it is by the 0.99
00:28:19.800 way it is your nipple dude i saw your nipple once in the kitchen and i was like yeah whoa 0.99
00:28:24.560 almost damn yep nipples could get you yeah it's like the tsa it's wild man it's uh yeah video 0.99
00:28:31.780 games i i when when mike can fully immerse himself and put on the a vr headset and like literally be 0.99
00:28:39.160 living in that world and he doesn't have to be you know old man ugly mike guy he is a real life
00:28:44.220 yeah i can be whoever i want he can be yeah it's really becoming a thing what about that vr game 0.76
00:28:49.140 that we played wild imagine that with this i know be out i would even fucking be out i i know this 0.60
00:28:54.860 in 20 years we're gonna look back at like this clip and we're gonna be oh like we saw that coming 0.86
00:28:59.180 but now that we're here this is absurd i will admit i'm never i'm not the guy never come to me
00:29:04.520 for advice i always shut shit down i i'm like if you would have came to me about uber and be like
00:29:08.720 hey man i got a bunch of ideas i want to get an app where complete strangers will pick you up 0.99
00:29:14.000 you don't know who they are but don't worry if they they do anything wrong you could rape them 0.99
00:29:17.600 i'll be like hey man get the fuck out of my face am i getting joe schmo do you know the first time 1.00
00:29:22.660 i ever found out about uber i was in la and three girls got into my car and like come on let's go 0.95
00:29:27.560 wait and i was like all right where we go and i called my friend i was like dude this is so easy
00:29:31.900 i gotta go and i came up i was like la is amazing and i was like all right where we going she's like
00:29:35.280 don't even you're so funny she's like it's in the phone so i pull up my phone i'm just looking
00:29:39.440 through it i'm like what's happening here she's like are you uber i go i'm george she goes no
00:29:43.700 like is your what's your name and i was like george she goes you're not my uber and i go i
00:29:47.800 thought it was like a sex slave name and i was like maybe i'll be whatever you want she's like 0.99
00:29:51.280 oh wait are you a lift i go i'll lift that ass right now let's go where we going and that actually 0.99
00:29:55.300 happened that not like the conversation but yeah no girls got in my car i was very that's hilarious 0.96
00:30:00.060 and excited at the same exact time i told i was like cancel you i'll drive you guys that's funny
00:30:05.100 yeah yeah it was it was scary not really for me but we'll see what happens maybe one day i'll get
00:30:10.600 back on the old joystick i think you should man it's a lot of fun it's a lot of fun the night 0.90
00:30:15.320 before that was fun too ish the what social gathering what the fuck again so without me
00:30:22.500 social gathering yeah well you're in portland right and we went to this like dance thing 0.95
00:30:26.280 everyone was dancing with masks six feet apart from each other of course and we were all there
00:30:31.400 and i'm watching and you know kids kids are getting crazier and crazier you know there's
00:30:36.260 more and more access to alcohol and drink and drugs and i'm sitting down there completely sober
00:30:43.140 on the couch and i wrote uh a little manifesto about how i was feeling for some reason i was
00:30:48.920 feeling um kind of like creative and i was having thoughts about this this crazy wild party social
00:30:55.820 environment that is los angeles um and so i wrote this while mike was talking to a girl
00:31:02.460 as i sit plutonically observing the horde of inebriated young hollywood socialites driven
00:31:07.840 by temptation and bad intentions i take pleasure in knowing that while a part of me flourishes in
00:31:13.120 such an environment my personal aspirations will not often lead me to such crassness
00:31:17.580 the privilege of youth the absence of responsibility the free-spirited nature of
00:31:22.100 song and dance all fleeting i feel it the venom of the venom of adulthood slowly sinks its way
00:31:28.220 into my veins and with it comes new passions and new habits i do enjoy it but i cannot deny
00:31:33.500 the inevitable ending of an era that was beautiful imagine me imagine me sitting there
00:31:39.980 and just like watching all this craziness happen around me these girls shaking their
00:31:44.900 booties dance music everybody living up living it up and i look over and logan is quite literally
00:31:49.740 writing a novel next to me saying nothing just sitting there he goes he looks over he goes what 0.83
00:31:54.380 the fuck are you doing and mind you i was like halfway through this once and a girl comes and 0.98
00:31:59.960 sits next to me and she looks and she goes it doesn't look like you're having fun i go i am 1.00
00:32:04.340 having a copious amount of fun just not in the way you're having i think and she's like what are 0.96
00:32:09.300 writing and i'm like oh a nice young lady has taken interest in my in my thoughts my crap in
00:32:15.900 my it's what i do i write thoughts and i'm like oh well this and you know someone like starts 0.98
00:32:20.640 talking to her she's like hi and just completely distracted doesn't give a fuck like i go oh yeah 0.98
00:32:27.300 i'm in la no one gives a shit about anything and then i got fucking hammered because i couldn't be 0.98
00:32:32.140 there sober anymore and then under it i wrote in little text but then i got drunk and realized 0.96
00:32:35.380 life can be immensely fun when intoxicated that's why why are you making that face whole world knows
00:32:42.400 it uh i don't know i've never been a fan of this i have a lot of guy friends that do this they
00:32:46.760 can't talk to girls or socialize unless they're drunk um it's hard for me in an environment like
00:32:52.940 that because i'm a i'm a converser i converse like i like stimulating uh conversation and
00:33:01.400 and uh opinions and thoughts on things and it's just not in the environment to to you know make
00:33:08.900 jokes and be cool and be yourself and actually like have a productive interaction between two
00:33:14.040 people so the um the alcohol kind of loosens up a little bit and so you can kind of just like be
00:33:20.440 cool have fun move around a little bit and then if you want to talk you can i don't know take
00:33:24.680 them outside the church that you're in oh yeah we didn't tell you that part it was in a church
00:33:29.660 I think it was like
00:33:30.840 Can a church be like de-holiized
00:33:32.820 I mean
00:33:34.480 I've been to other church clubs
00:33:38.260 There's one in Florence
00:33:39.580 My favorite city on earth
00:33:40.980 Honestly I don't really mind
00:33:42.740 It's just song and dance
00:33:44.680 Jesus was there 0.80
00:33:45.600 I mean hopefully 1.00
00:33:47.240 Well Diplo was there
00:33:49.040 Close enough 0.83
00:33:49.960 I think he needs Jesus too
00:33:52.820 We all do
00:33:54.380 Except you
00:33:55.640 Can I ask you guys a serious question
00:33:58.680 Anything you want, George.
00:33:59.360 Let me preface this. 0.99
00:34:00.180 Preface, damn it. 0.99
00:34:01.140 Sure, Adderall. 1.00
00:34:02.200 How the fuck is it legal to drink? 0.98
00:34:05.000 Have you ever seen people that are drunk? 1.00
00:34:06.880 Guys fight fuck and they just, it's just a bunch of crap. 1.00
00:34:11.340 Like people, no one's ever done anything really, really good when they're smack drunk. 1.00
00:34:14.440 Do you get what I'm saying?
00:34:15.440 But marijuana is illegal in a lot of states, but people are actually okay on it.
00:34:21.700 We're ass backward, Georgie.
00:34:23.100 Taxes.
00:34:23.560 Is that the answer you're looking for?
00:34:25.000 Am I?
00:34:26.220 Taxes.
00:34:26.860 Taxes.
00:34:27.260 Don't forget about prohibition
00:34:29.520 Taxes
00:34:31.360 Are you saying Texas or taxes?
00:34:32.960 A little bit of both 0.90
00:34:33.580 Government gets to tax it
00:34:35.020 That's what I'm saying
00:34:39.220 It's a miracle plan
00:34:40.240 But also keep in mind
00:34:42.040 You said nothing good has ever been done
00:34:44.880 Under the influence
00:34:45.820 Nothing good in the lens of this podcast
00:34:49.220 Has ever been done under the influence
00:34:50.840 I'm being very judgmental
00:34:52.940 I didn't mean that
00:34:53.600 I'm just saying for the mass majority
00:34:55.580 I see a lot of people stumbling out of the club
00:34:57.800 and they never come up to me and be like
00:34:59.620 hey man we should really get together and invest
00:35:01.880 in some real estate. But that's what I'm saying
00:35:03.720 like under what lens and keep in mind
00:35:05.800 this is coming from a non-journal. He's a genius by the way
00:35:07.580 Seth Rogen? Genius. Do you know he just released
00:35:09.680 his weed company? I would do anything that
00:35:11.700 man does except for you know it's fun
00:35:13.580 he's like super super super
00:35:15.580 Christian. He's super
00:35:17.620 atheist like he loves making fun of Jesus
00:35:19.280 but like the guy's a legend what he does
00:35:21.760 can't really knock him. Yeah he
00:35:23.680 just announced uh his his cannabis brand houseplant is coming to the u.s seth rogan has a
00:35:28.420 brand new cannabis brand he said he's been working on it for a decade um and they've all been rogan
00:35:34.820 approved so there's strands of weed that he likes he said if you know anything about me at all i'm
00:35:39.720 going to assume it's that i really love weed and uh finally it's cool to see that it looks like this
00:35:46.760 is this is coming to life i'm sure this is a project that is really close to his heart and
00:35:50.300 and makes sense like this is one of those celeb endorsed things brands that you're like oh yeah
00:35:56.800 why like how did that not exist already and uh i think he's going to be releasing a couple cool
00:36:02.700 little uh like trinkets with it there's a there's a lighter and the branding is cool so i'm into i'm
00:36:09.800 into branding so it's all like it's all super simplistic look at and i think this is the the
00:36:15.960 way uh a lot of brands are going i know native deodorant really thrive with this simplistic
00:36:19.960 branding they're like one of the first people i saw to do it but um look we made vinyls with
00:36:24.860 a different mix of songs for each strain and it's just super simple house house box i would feel if
00:36:31.580 if he would probably go down in the list of an alien to me houseplant why everything this dude
00:36:38.740 does is like phenomenal like even when he was 17 bro he's running for the biggest tv show ever
00:36:43.900 like he's just born a genius yep yep so that'll be cool and his and his like his his personality 0.95
00:36:51.120 if you watch him in interviews and shit this is great you're able to play his laugh oh that's 0.93
00:36:56.680 such a good laugh even even his did he lose weight in covid i'm seth rogan and if you know anything 0.98
00:37:01.540 about me at all i'm going to assume it's that i really love weed but what you probably don't know
00:37:06.440 about me is that i have been working on my own weed company for the last 10 years and we are
00:37:11.620 finally ready to launch in America.
00:37:14.020 How are you born with a voice like that?
00:37:16.440 I was about to say, he kind of reminds me of
00:37:17.860 David Dobrik. You know how he laughs and talks?
00:37:19.980 It's so funny that you just said that because I was thinking the exact
00:37:22.120 same thing. Really? Yeah. Because when he
00:37:23.960 laughs and he talks, it's like... He's right
00:37:25.840 because he's about to laugh at his...
00:37:27.280 You know he's going to go...
00:37:30.120 You know that laugh he does?
00:37:33.320 Yeah, a little bit.
00:37:34.340 He looks so good now. What's going on?
00:37:36.480 Is he on acne or something? Drugs.
00:37:38.300 Men age like fine wine. Dude.
00:37:40.240 Some.
00:37:41.200 Sorry, Mike.
00:37:43.900 I'll make fun of Mike till the cows come home again. 0.99
00:37:47.080 If you say that one more time and don't preference, what the fuck do you mean by that? 1.00
00:37:49.940 I'll be saying that thing till the cows come home, dude. 0.99
00:37:52.360 Yo, this guy is aging beautifully.
00:37:55.800 You are aging beautifully.
00:37:56.560 He is gorgeous.
00:37:57.560 And the girls that this man pulls because of his good looks and charisma.
00:38:02.480 I love you.
00:38:05.920 I love you.
00:38:06.980 It was all the heroin, dude.
00:38:08.620 Your word
00:38:11.160 Preface has changed so far
00:38:13.760 I'm going to be honest with you
00:38:14.420 I don't know how to pronounce it
00:38:15.360 The last one he just went to preference
00:38:17.640 He's just switching
00:38:19.060 This is what I get by
00:38:22.180 If you say it with confidence
00:38:23.200 Nobody will care
00:38:24.520 Try to use Pepsi next time
00:38:28.800 I'm a Coca-Cola man 1.00
00:38:31.640 Go fuck yourself 1.00
00:38:32.280 I told you this 1.00
00:38:33.280 I was on a clubhouse room with a thousand very successful people in it
00:38:36.860 said the nft marketplace is a living breathing orgasm i said that with confidence guess what
00:38:41.540 they laughed me off stage no they didn't they didn't but i laughed i love that story only
00:38:46.560 because the only thing i remember is everybody unmuted themselves to laugh just to laugh at me
00:38:51.560 it's a disaster but yeah speaking of david david dobrik see how i did that transition by the way 0.99
00:38:57.920 i actually did that i said his laugh is like david dobrik motherfucker yeah fucking five 0.97
00:39:04.840 minutes ago you prefer you preferenced it i preferenced it good said speaking of david 0.95
00:39:10.400 uh his his speaking of david get you a clean in for the clips channel there caleb
00:39:16.000 his app dispo is thriving it's thriving at this particular moment of time check this out
00:39:24.100 number three in the app store for more than a decade instagram has been undisputed the uh has
00:39:30.380 been the undisputed queen of photo apps but now a rival with a lot of potential has arrived this
00:39:33.720 is dispo a new social network to share snapshots that was launched on february 19th in beta in
00:39:38.880 less than a week dispo became the fourth most downloaded app on the app store and has peaked
00:39:43.680 investor interest the young app dispo contraction of digital disposable camera already exceeds 20
00:39:50.220 million dollars in investments it is now valued about 200 million and i think david is has a large
00:39:58.440 piece of it i would assume and it's kind of the face of it smart place big big big place yeah 0.74
00:40:04.440 remember the kid's fucking brilliant i say it so many times the kids the kid's brilliant it led me 0.58
00:40:09.260 and you into a conversation about valuations you guys didn't believe in this pro this uh i still 0.96
00:40:13.620 don't know if i don't lump me into it i didn't say i still don't i i don't know if i've changed
00:40:18.500 my position by the way i've been wrong on many projects and i hope i'm wrong in this one i still
00:40:22.800 am having trouble understanding the ip even in this uh what is the what is this little uh blurb
00:40:30.440 on entrepreneur.com the case of dispo stands out because it does not offer more functions or great
00:40:34.500 innovations compared to instagram on the contrary it limits its possibilities in terms of editing
00:40:38.520 and publication in a concept that can be defined as back to basics so again i just go kind of
00:40:43.900 based on what i feel and uh past models that have worked thus far i don't think the back
00:40:51.380 to basics model has worked and i think it's been done before but has it been done by david no but
00:40:57.960 i also don't want to attribute the entire success of a brand to just a celebrity's involvement
00:41:04.560 granted you have david's mind which is probably more brilliant more uh valuable than his uh
00:41:10.840 platform arguably yeah like the kid knows how to make things go viral he put out a video today did
00:41:16.160 you see it about dispo oh the old man old man makeup looking at old uh disposable film images
00:41:22.020 from back in the day kind of sobbing um remembering and reminiscing his past and moments with his
00:41:26.900 friends that you only have in this tangible form um and he's crying he's getting emotional then his
00:41:32.020 what is probably perceived to be his like grandkid comes out and they're like looking at
00:41:35.420 the images that he took on on dispo and it was like a really uh heartwarming video like he went
00:41:41.340 he went emotional with it and it worked and it's kind of it's kind of popping off on twitter right 0.96
00:41:44.660 now and i you know it's another one of those things i watch and i'm like fucking the kids 0.94
00:41:49.060 everything he does is i i can get behind it except the the actual functionality of the app 0.87
00:41:55.400 and as far as active users goes i guess we'll see i guess we'll see how uh how well it does
00:42:01.160 the the deal with apps like this and with new concepts is influencer has the ability to take
00:42:06.460 a marginally decent product and make it a successful sale right and so like and so like
00:42:12.320 you see the same thing with like kylie or or any of these other uh macros like the the big dogs
00:42:18.280 they don't need to bring some groundbreaking product to market to have a sale right or or
00:42:22.960 to or even just to sell a shit ton of cash like if david brings this and it's got you know hundreds
00:42:28.460 of thousands of active daily users on it a ton of data it doesn't even matter it'll just it'll
00:42:33.480 just get snapped up by instagram because they don't want to sit and wait for a competitor to
00:42:37.460 continue bulking up they'd rather just buy it out and so they'll make an offer to him for 500 million
00:42:41.580 he'll divvy it up with the investors and he'll take a 350 million dollar payday question happens
00:42:46.360 all the time agree agree i think acquisition is going to be the big win here for team dispo
00:42:52.300 uh i i don't know or i don't think instagram has acquired a company that they can make the
00:43:02.380 functionality that it can do in you know a week you know what i'm saying um he's saying to get
00:43:08.260 them off of their back the giant platforms like twitter just did this they just made twitter
00:43:13.240 subs or some shit yeah super super and i even think super followers i think they're even beta
00:43:18.300 testing uh a clubhouse type environment where facebook is that's facebook like they just do
00:43:23.840 it themselves yeah facebook's doing its own clubhouse no it's no it's a good point but
00:43:27.380 sometimes what happens is uh a product will come along that sits so far outside of the um concept
00:43:35.060 of the of the parent or the larger company that they don't want to try to that they don't want
00:43:39.180 to try to replicate. They'd rather just purchase it. And so like this is in a world that Instagram
00:43:43.940 and TikTok lives in where filters are available for everything. This is a disruptive product.
00:43:48.280 Yep. And so there's a chance that they could they could just buy it and either
00:43:51.600 roll it in, roll it up or just take ownership of it. Yeah. Yeah. But regardless, obviously proud
00:43:57.040 of David for for an influencer to make this type of noise in the tech world that is sort of becoming
00:44:04.160 the cultural world right now is exciting it's just it's just interesting to see with what a small
00:44:10.820 number and and i use the word small you know cautiously of active users or downloads can do
00:44:17.100 for a product because obviously i'm working on that dating app and we just talked we just brought
00:44:20.540 it up in conversation the other day where like you know if you get 50 000 active users on a product
00:44:26.900 like you've we see apps all the time that fit you know 25 to 50 000 active users have hundreds of
00:44:32.200 millions of dollars in valuation nutty nutty it's wild and so as we continue to take in money for
00:44:37.000 for lolly and see all these downloads happen it's crazy to imagine how fast that can happen
00:44:41.920 it's strange would that would that be stealing which one would that be if you're if your company
00:44:48.180 has active users yeah and it gets acquired yeah that's stealing almost stealing what like like
00:44:56.700 i use you know beam yeah 25 million dollar and what happened with it was that was that just a
00:45:02.480 25 million dollar bad purchase or i don't know is the tech used in uh i think cnn do you mean
00:45:09.000 do you mean when an when an acquisition happens is it is it stealing the money of the person who
00:45:13.920 buys it if it doesn't work out are you playing on uh uh boomers ignorance in the in the space
00:45:23.960 I mean, sometimes, but also sometimes it's there's a back end benefit that you don't understand. 0.90
00:45:30.300 Yeah, true.
00:45:30.780 OK, and so like you see it sometimes where a larger company sucks up one of these one of these smaller ones and simply off of the acquisition of the smaller company, the stock price of the parent or the or the acquirer rises billions of dollars.
00:45:45.700 We just saw it with who was it?
00:45:47.860 Was it some of the purchase of Postmates?
00:45:49.960 I can't remember which one it was or no.
00:45:52.480 Sorry, I'm sorry.
00:45:53.520 we just saw it with spotify where spotify took on rogan and kardashia and obama and all the
00:45:59.180 michelle obama and all these other people and you saw the stock price of spotify go up and people
00:46:03.880 were like damn they paid rogan a hundred million dollars why would they waste that level of capital
00:46:07.940 capital on something that might not gross that much as soon as they signed rogan the stock price 0.96
00:46:12.300 went up the market cap went up by billions of dollars yeah totally and so it's it's all just
00:46:16.880 like size of the prize i guess i just wonder how yeah i just wonder if that utility will end up
00:46:23.860 becoming important like look i was right but also business a year after the acquisition of
00:46:28.400 beam cnn announced it'll be shutting down the company like a like i don't understand 25 million
00:46:33.920 there's nothing but but but like what was the value of cnn times casey neistat for the time
00:46:39.960 that it lasted you know what i'm saying and all of the press around it like the roi no i don't i
00:46:44.460 don't know but also but also like look at it like this cnn cnn makes that purchase automatically
00:46:49.920 gets 25 million dollars in press as a result of it billions of impressions everybody's talking
00:46:55.640 about it cnn has just acquired it everybody's already fine fine but listen but they now they're
00:47:00.980 cool now they're in bed with influencers they're in bed with casey neistat at the time who was 0.64
00:47:04.340 the big swinging dick right so so there's some value there but then also what if it does work 0.94
00:47:11.320 that's what they're you know what if it does work so they if it doesn't work they get a stock pop 0.99
00:47:16.440 they get press they get all those things but if it does work they make a couple billion dollars
00:47:19.860 yeah so it's all it's all risk and reward for the investors that's it i feel you also what if that
00:47:25.280 at their level that's a write-off probably yeah yeah a law a loss of that size is probably so in
00:47:30.360 their mind they're like okay we'll write this off and we can shut down a competitor it's a win-win 0.99
00:47:34.520 for them probably yeah interesting see what happened to lady gaga's dogs it's fucked up 1.00
00:47:39.020 so fucked 1.00
00:47:40.340 but she got them back 1.00
00:47:41.660 they were found
00:47:42.400 tied up to a pole
00:47:43.260 I think
00:47:44.560 and this is wild
00:47:45.860 I think
00:47:47.220 these people
00:47:48.240 had the motive
00:47:49.900 to steal
00:47:50.560 this very specific
00:47:52.320 type of
00:47:52.820 what is probably
00:47:53.380 a purebred dog
00:47:54.700 they didn't know
00:47:55.380 a little French bulldog
00:47:56.580 it probably came out
00:47:57.980 on the news
00:47:58.340 the next day
00:47:58.960 that it was Lady Gaga's
00:47:59.900 dogs and they
00:48:00.380 so they just left it
00:48:02.320 at the park 0.99
00:48:02.720 we fucked up 0.99
00:48:03.920 and then tied it 1.00
00:48:05.260 tied these two dogs
00:48:06.200 to a pole
00:48:06.560 and it was returned
00:48:07.340 they were returned
00:48:08.720 which you know we love our dogs we love our dogs and lady gaga loves her dogs so much she offered
00:48:14.100 a half a million dollar reward uh to the person who who returned them but moreover imagine getting
00:48:19.520 your dog back dude bro imagine imagine being paid to walk dogs and then having to fight for your 0.96
00:48:28.040 fucking life in the streets of la because someone wanted to steal two of the dogs the the poor dog 0.99
00:48:35.360 walker like no one's talking about that they shot her in the chest she got shot in the chest over 1.00
00:48:40.940 fucking dogs like it's wild out there like that sucked she had a quote a guy four days ago while 1.00
00:48:49.360 a car sped away a blood pour from my gunshot wound an angel trotted over and laid next to me 1.00
00:48:53.460 my panicked screams calmed as i looked at her even though it registered that the blood pooling around
00:48:57.860 her tiny body was my own i looked back at my guardian angel one of the dogs wasn't stolen
00:49:03.760 and, like, consoled him after he got shot
00:49:07.520 and was laying on the streets bleeding out of his chest.
00:49:11.560 This poor guy, man.
00:49:14.040 Sending you good energy and hopefully a speedy recovery
00:49:17.120 because that would suck, man. 1.00
00:49:19.780 There's a lot of that happening around French Bulldogs in L.A. right now. 1.00
00:49:22.880 I think it's a thing, yes. 1.00
00:49:23.520 Remember the other girl that got her ass beat 0.99
00:49:25.280 and her face looked like Jake Paul 0.99
00:49:27.420 after he fell off that balcony before the fight that time?
00:49:30.320 You could probably pull the picture up even. 1.00
00:49:31.980 She got beat up for French Bulldogs, too.
00:49:34.460 How much are these dogs?
00:49:35.620 Hot commodity dog.
00:49:36.680 You probably sell them for a...
00:49:38.760 A couple Gs.
00:49:39.660 No, more.
00:49:40.480 A few Gs.
00:49:41.080 No, more.
00:49:41.540 10 to 20K.
00:49:42.060 Well, because they cost 10K on the clean market, so why would you spend more than that to buy
00:49:45.380 it illegally?
00:49:46.160 Well, how would you know it was an illegal dog?
00:49:47.600 Who knows what they're going to...
00:49:48.520 It's such an...
00:49:49.980 Well, I feel like... 0.99
00:49:51.700 That's why you need to check who you're getting your dogs from and fucking rescue them. 0.99
00:49:55.140 Like, stop buying dogs. 0.99
00:49:57.940 Someone steals your dog, what do you do?
00:49:59.700 Pay half a million dollars to someone who brings it back? 0.99
00:50:01.580 absolutely but do i get my hands on them or no i'll fuck somebody up dog i'm not i've had my 0.90
00:50:08.200 dog stolen did i tell you this no my first dog ever was stolen from me i have a my dad is like 0.99
00:50:12.520 not returned stolen yeah so he was at my dad's store um and my dad just finished building this
00:50:18.160 beautiful ac unit for him and all that we literally just finished it he was supposed to be at the
00:50:22.540 store with us because we spent so much time there my dad got me a puppy uh i had it for like three
00:50:27.580 four months and my dad comes home and he goes hey bud like he ran away and so he was we were going
00:50:33.300 around town putting flyers so my dad my dad's plan was because on camera he saw somebody jump over
00:50:38.100 the fence literally take my dog throw him over the fence just a regular dog it wasn't what i said
00:50:43.400 what kind of dog i don't remember i was no i think that's the breed a regular dog yeah he barked and
00:50:49.020 he drank water um i don't i don't know what he was i don't have no idea i was like what did he
00:50:54.320 Next time, just say a moth.
00:50:56.840 I don't even remember what he looks like.
00:50:57.900 You have no idea what he looks like and you don't know what breed?
00:51:00.200 Are you sure you had this dog?
00:51:02.080 I'm not sure anymore. I don't know.
00:51:04.240 George, I go, what kind of dog?
00:51:05.840 You say a regular one? I don't know.
00:51:07.620 What'd he look like? I was just about to make
00:51:09.780 a statement about how, to me,
00:51:12.560 dogs are family.
00:51:13.740 Of course, you don't forget what your dog looks like.
00:51:15.840 No, no, no, no, but I don't mean I pertain to that.
00:51:18.220 I mean, like, if you come... 0.96
00:51:19.960 Hey, and I just fucking got him. 0.97
00:51:23.220 You want to call my dad? 0.99
00:51:23.880 I'm watching you
00:51:24.600 Find out
00:51:25.100 Call your dad right now
00:51:25.840 FaceTime dad
00:51:26.380 I was
00:51:28.020 I'm just so shocked
00:51:29.360 About the whole situation
00:51:30.040 I was just gonna say
00:51:30.880 That like if somebody
00:51:31.480 Come 1.00
00:51:31.740 Like that's like
00:51:32.520 Somebody coming
00:51:32.960 For your brother or sister
00:51:33.820 Yeah
00:51:34.200 No so that's why
00:51:35.100 My dad put the 0.99
00:51:35.780 Fucking things up 0.99
00:51:36.640 Because whoever 0.95
00:51:37.260 Was gonna bring the dog 0.54
00:51:38.520 For the payment
00:51:39.560 He was gonna beat 1.00
00:51:40.360 The fuck out of them 0.99
00:51:41.540 Right 0.99
00:51:42.660 He was never gonna
00:51:43.360 Give him a payment
00:51:43.880 He was literally 1.00
00:51:44.280 About to beat the fuck 0.99
00:51:45.060 What if the person 1.00
00:51:45.620 Like found the dog
00:51:46.520 Tied to a pole 1.00
00:51:47.340 Fuck 1.00
00:51:47.800 He didn't care 1.00
00:51:48.440 What
00:51:48.800 Doesn't care dude
00:51:49.740 My family's very 1.00
00:51:50.900 Stupid 1.00
00:51:51.560 Someone tries to do 1.00
00:51:52.640 A good deed
00:51:53.180 and return the dogs 1.00
00:51:54.120 and gets the shit 1.00
00:51:54.800 For money? 1.00
00:51:55.440 For money?
00:51:56.000 Nah
00:51:56.400 They have to prove
00:51:57.240 No he caught him on camera
00:51:58.240 by the way
00:51:58.580 so he knew what he looked like
00:51:59.520 Oh okay
00:52:00.080 I'm sorry man
00:52:02.760 I just
00:52:03.060 I gotta know
00:52:04.460 what kind of dog it is
00:52:05.380 I don't think my dad's 0.99
00:52:06.460 gonna even fucking know 0.99
00:52:07.080 what a dog 0.99
00:52:07.500 But it's like
00:52:08.380 it was a cat
00:52:08.920 It was a cat 1.00
00:52:10.780 Meow it was a pussy 1.00
00:52:11.560 Come on 1.00
00:52:13.860 Fucking dick 1.00
00:52:14.460 Hey man 1.00
00:52:15.780 Hey man
00:52:17.120 Hey
00:52:18.120 What kind of dog
00:52:19.340 did we have
00:52:20.040 where he got stolen?
00:52:21.400 Yeah what kind of dog was it? 0.99
00:52:23.180 You got to be fucking kidding me right now. 0.99
00:52:26.880 Someone in Poland is similar to like Streni and Jeremy Shepard. 0.98
00:52:30.820 Oh, yeah.
00:52:33.260 Thanks, Pop.
00:52:34.540 So you can confirm the existence of the dog?
00:52:38.120 The dog was a really good one.
00:52:39.940 Okay.
00:52:40.240 George, he ran him away.
00:52:44.500 Oh, Dad, I...
00:52:45.180 George ran the dog away.
00:52:45.820 Dad, he told me the real story.
00:52:46.800 George stole the dog.
00:52:47.700 Got it.
00:52:48.360 Thank you, Mr. George Shanko. 1.00
00:52:50.240 Fuck. 0.99
00:52:50.620 No, somebody stole the dog, really. 1.00
00:52:52.020 No you just embarrassed me
00:52:53.720 And it was George
00:52:54.400 I'm mad about my dog
00:52:57.560 Australian German Shepherd
00:52:59.100 It's a good dog 1.00
00:52:59.960 It's two countries just fucking each other 1.00
00:53:03.620 I had my dog stolen obviously you know 1.00
00:53:05.440 But not by a human 1.00
00:53:06.320 Doge
00:53:07.560 Wasn't your dog's name Doge
00:53:11.000 Kong
00:53:11.480 I had another dog named Doge 0.61
00:53:14.140 Oh Doge right 1.00
00:53:15.560 Yeah Kong was stolen by non-humans 1.00
00:53:18.460 Coyotes 1.00
00:53:19.000 You had a dog named Doge
00:53:21.320 It spills dog
00:53:22.560 It was obviously my dad's idea
00:53:26.320 That has Greg written all over it
00:53:28.740 Great dog
00:53:29.840 German Shepherd
00:53:30.860 It was like your favorite, you had to put it down
00:53:32.620 No, no man
00:53:34.260 Or it died somehow and you had to bury it
00:53:37.040 Dude, I felt his last heartbeat
00:53:39.100 Oh my god
00:53:40.780 I was I think 12 or 13
00:53:43.320 And he had these
00:53:45.520 Stints of being really unhealthy
00:53:47.960 You know we didn't give him steroids
00:53:49.340 and he'd walk around like he's fine,
00:53:52.320 but that's the thing about steroids is you're not.
00:53:54.280 So he's still like slowly dying.
00:53:56.020 And one day it was pretty clear
00:53:58.260 that this was going to be his last couple,
00:54:01.520 like 10 minutes and it happened quick.
00:54:04.220 So we're like, he's not even going to make it to the vet.
00:54:06.860 And, you know, he's breathing
00:54:08.400 and I had my hand under him and I was feeling his heartbeat.
00:54:12.580 It was just me, my brother and my dad.
00:54:14.240 And mind you, this is the dog I grew up with.
00:54:15.740 Like it was that dog, German Shepherd, Rottweiler Mick.
00:54:19.340 rescued him from the Animal Protection League
00:54:22.000 for $50, like
00:54:23.260 8 years with this dog
00:54:25.180 and yeah, slowly but surely
00:54:28.160 just lost
00:54:30.040 a life and I felt his last heartbeat
00:54:32.200 cried our
00:54:34.100 asses off, obviously
00:54:35.360 and ended up burying him out back
00:54:37.880 because it's a very Greg Paul
00:54:40.100 thing to do
00:54:41.060 Buried that dog in the backyard
00:54:42.820 His dog
00:54:45.440 this is sad, it's real sad
00:54:47.520 His dog at the ranch just passed away too
00:54:50.200 Wait, Vegas died?
00:54:51.640 Vegas passed
00:54:53.060 Vegas passed
00:54:54.300 I know
00:54:55.820 Probably about a month ago
00:54:59.060 Oh, so we've seen him since
00:55:01.180 Oh, he's seen him differently
00:55:03.600 Well, he was really sad
00:55:06.000 Oh man, he called me up
00:55:08.100 No, dude, they were best friends
00:55:10.280 Hammered, right
00:55:11.220 2pm
00:55:12.500 Drinking tequila
00:55:14.300 It's his one friend
00:55:17.280 out there at the ranch Vegas and yeah it's this uh what was it a bulldog yeah bulldog yeah
00:55:25.840 bulldog probably mix box or something it was some some mutt that my dad again uh inherited
00:55:31.760 because his his owner got I think like murdered what what's going on I don't know his
00:55:38.200 back here and this makes me really sad like he was the way he was treating the dog because the
00:55:45.540 dog was just recently here and the way he was like picking him up and stuff yeah because he
00:55:49.920 can't because he can't really fuck me up because he can't walk bro his his back legs like didn't
00:55:54.300 work and they would sometimes work and they were they turned into like little sticks and he kind 0.98
00:55:58.340 of dragged himself around and it's crazy because greg paul you know the hardest of the hardest like 0.95
00:56:04.180 a real man's man like will chop his own wood and light his own fires type shit uh rough hands type 0.99
00:56:10.620 shit would turn into a baby for animals in particular and for his dogs you just see his 0.99
00:56:17.540 entire hard shell drop and he just become this softy for his animals and so yeah rest in peace 1.00
00:56:25.100 vegas that's that sucks i had to do that once too i told you that story put put down uh tt
00:56:30.460 our fox terrier and she was she i don't want to even get too far into this but she was my mom's 0.89
00:56:35.960 dog and or my mom was closest to it but when the day came and she was in the same thing she was old
00:56:41.720 and you know we knew the time was coming but when the day came like the guys came to the house to
00:56:48.300 administer administer the the uh drugs to put her to sleep and they came to the house because she was
00:56:53.040 in too much pain to be moved and you know sweet little fox hair that uh we had spent so much yeah
00:56:58.420 long snout that we had spent so much time with and uh my mom and my two sisters were were shattered
00:57:04.160 they couldn't bear to watch it happen and i as the man the only man in the household because my
00:57:13.240 parents are divorced felt inclined or or that i needed to be there to actually watch it happen
00:57:19.660 and so i actually held her paw as they administered the drugs and uh she went to sleep and i'm telling
00:57:26.940 this quickly because i it is the saddest moment of my entire existence on this planet like and i
00:57:32.600 mean that like I you know my low my story of my low but the saddest thing that I've ever had to
00:57:38.080 do is actually hold the dog's paw and watch the life like leave and uh I brought I I as soon as
00:57:45.440 it was over I ran out and went my room by myself and just cried on the floor for like an hour or
00:57:49.140 like two hours and it was the worst it was the worst thing that I've ever had to do but I didn't
00:57:52.540 want her to just be with two random guys you know during her last minutes and so like as much pain
00:57:59.600 as it caused me i knew there was at least some comfort that i gave back to her and i'm just like
00:58:03.740 my whole family and me included is just like really really sticklers about dogs and like how
00:58:08.420 they're cared for obviously by way of what i said earlier about the the breeders um and that was
00:58:13.840 horrible that sucks i'm sure a lot of people in the audience can relate to to that kind of moment
00:58:17.720 dogs are they're not we don't deserve them we say it a lot and they're not i was just about to say 0.92
00:58:22.040 that we don't they're the best they're the best thing that that has happened to humans honestly
00:58:26.500 that they're incredible by the way for for thousands of years yeah our this companion who 1.00
00:58:31.660 was put on this earth by god like aliens perhaps yeah are like here you guys are fucking idiots 1.00
00:58:36.500 but this one thing will make you not as dumb take this creature and it's just this little dog 1.00
00:58:41.260 four legs some most except the ones in the with the wheelchair in the back uh the older ones yeah 0.98
00:58:46.640 it's weird too because i always see the memes about it it's like they they're they're not with
00:58:51.960 us for a lifetime but they each and every one of them affects us for like our entire life i saw 0.95
00:58:55.760 this tiktok oh oh this fucked me up it was sad music and it was this little can we fuck it was 0.99
00:59:01.840 this little pug big old eyes just tongue out like looking like this and sad music and it said uh 1.00
00:59:07.500 it said i may only be with you for a part of your life but for me you are my whole life right right 0.99
00:59:15.320 right oh yeah yeah there you go you nailed it yeah it's fucked up man it's all i'm gonna steal 0.90
00:59:22.420 a story here and switch the vibe chris de stefano who i believe is coming on next week possibly 0.97
00:59:27.740 assuming you know depending where i am i guess he he said he went to go put down his dog this 0.88
00:59:32.520 is fucked up i'm gonna steal his story i saw this on tiktok he went to go put down his dog you know 0.97
00:59:37.440 and and the the doc came over and he's like you know i'm gonna inject this dog 10 seconds he's 0.99
00:59:42.840 out so uh came over and injected him and you know little fido is sitting there and like
00:59:49.320 and just look at 10 seconds goes by 30 seconds go by 60 seconds he's just like staring at him like
00:59:55.960 what's going on guys what's happening and the vet came in and was like we've made a mistake
00:59:59.960 we gave your dog electrolytes ketamine 0.92
01:00:02.440 he's fucked up man he's fucked up we're actually gonna have to bring him to rehab before right 0.99
01:00:09.780 they're like wait what's happening he's still alive the dog's like hey that's a way to go 1.00
01:00:14.260 what are you doing here guys
01:00:14.840 the dog's like
01:00:16.040 I'm feeling much better
01:00:17.400 gotta go out 0.99
01:00:18.580 and fucking eat something 0.99
01:00:19.180 he's like you're right 1.00
01:00:19.740 everything was fine
01:00:20.720 you know
01:00:21.340 like you mentioned
01:00:22.000 everything's gonna be okay
01:00:22.960 he's great 1.00
01:00:24.300 fuck man 1.00
01:00:25.380 that story really got 1.00
01:00:26.320 I'm gonna
01:00:26.920 I got uh
01:00:27.740 I got really emotional
01:00:28.660 looking at my dog
01:00:29.340 the other day
01:00:29.720 cause I was looking at him
01:00:31.200 and I was like
01:00:31.540 he's only been in my life
01:00:32.780 for a certain amount of time
01:00:33.720 but I'm like so obsessed with him
01:00:34.880 and I got really sad
01:00:36.180 I was like oh
01:00:36.620 I'm not gonna have him forever 0.96
01:00:38.520 it fucks me up 0.99
01:00:40.020 I hate that 0.98
01:00:40.760 I kind of wanted to
01:00:41.660 not have him anymore
01:00:42.340 I can't help think about it
01:00:43.560 at Broly's cutest moments I'm like I wish I could have this dog forever he Broly in particular and
01:00:49.440 everyone says about every dog and it's always your dog is very fun and he's he's got such a quirk
01:00:55.200 he came on the live stream like fell asleep like holding my shoulder he sleeps on top of the
01:01:00.060 slingshot he lays upside down he goes like this like Huskies I think in general might be a little
01:01:05.620 more inclined to to have like really bold personalities yeah like you always see the
01:01:11.220 like some of them speak english you've seen the huskies that are like oh i love you yeah how do
01:01:17.720 you know that their tongues hang out the side of their mouth yeah they're great dogs great great
01:01:25.020 yeah but for real like humans don't deserve dogs it's just it's just another example of things in
01:01:30.160 this life where like you have to make a decision as to entering into something that will end at
01:01:37.020 some point and i think and i think a lot of times that uh affects your decision making around things
01:01:43.340 when it comes to romance when it comes to relationships when it comes to friendship when
01:01:47.480 it comes to um dogs when it comes to guinea pigs you're gonna build a relationship you're gonna
01:01:54.200 build a a rapport a feeling with with this thing and it's gonna go away which is why i think people 0.91
01:02:00.880 love the idea of ownership of items it goes away when you goddamn choose yeah if it's an if it's
01:02:09.700 not a life form and it's and it's something you own if you don't want it to leave you you can 0.78
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