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00:02:29.740 here we go in five four three two one welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the

00:02:42.700 galaxy i'm including the old solar system in this support i'm a i'm a sicko with a best

00:02:51.440 number one appreciate you mike for the tape how are things george i was at your house the other day

00:02:56.340 and i heard you saying to your girlfriend or rather your girlfriend saying to you

00:03:02.360 that you're not a big kisser and that she has to beg you to make out she has to like ask you like 0.99

00:03:09.400 hey can we make out now yeah georgie what's up dude she's french man so you already know her

00:03:15.600 regular kissing is french kissing all right okay so like i'll be like all right but sweetie i gotta

00:03:19.760 I go, you know, I'm going to a church and I go and she's like, you know, it's just so

00:03:27.600 much.

00:03:27.880 And she likes to pile the lip gloss. 1.00

00:03:29.980 So it gets, I don't like foreign things on my lip unless you're a French Italian girl 1.00

00:03:34.300 like her. 1.00

00:03:35.380 Okay.

00:03:35.940 But, but still, then I, then I don't like it too much, bro.

00:03:39.060 It's too much a day.

00:03:40.120 It's like, I'm, I'm not the normal case.

00:03:42.800 She loves kissing dog.

00:03:44.160 Like, like if she could get it at any point in time, people have different.

00:03:49.760 like people have different love styles and different love languages.

00:03:54.000 And for some people like kissing and that,

00:03:55.980 that physical touches their love language.

00:03:59.240 I like you can't kiss a hundred thousand times a day.

00:04:03.140 Like I don't have the time for it.

00:04:05.120 I just don't want to make out with you a hundred times.

00:04:07.460 I don't want to do that.

00:04:08.740 So I'm very,

00:04:09.660 I'm,

00:04:09.900 I'm,

00:04:10.240 I end up going like with one of these after a little bit of time to like,

00:04:13.140 please,

00:04:13.380 like let's do a nice kiss before I go to work in the morning.

00:04:16.180 But she's not offended by that.

00:04:17.580 No,

00:04:17.820 it's bad.

00:04:18.200 It's,

00:04:18.380 I have to apologize a lot.

00:04:19.380 This is, it's bad, Georgia. It's bad. That's your girlfriend. It's bad. You show her some love

00:04:22.920 with that, with that. I'm giving it all I got. I told her, and I will put it in the most respectful

00:04:26.780 way. Take every single girl that I've ever had in my life, ever. Anyone, one night stands,

00:04:31.840 girls like I just met for the first time in an elevator, didn't even have any type of

00:04:35.920 relationship, put all of them together. Their sex drive, 10% of what my girlfriend delivers 1.00

00:04:41.680 every single day. And by the way, after you told me that I said, I think I'm going to become

00:04:47.140 religious i'm gonna turn to jesus because you found that i believe because of god and i've been

00:04:52.980 looking for something like that's incredible she comes she comes down and she starts telling me

00:04:56.680 about my merch she goes here this is the next designs by the way i'm going tomorrow to get

00:05:00.320 your dinner ready and then she starts kissing me i'm like all right babe and the logo just looks

00:05:03.280 up he goes how'd you do it how'd you do it i go god i'm in i started the started our father prayer 0.86

00:05:10.080 it is transactional i get it you also told me that you've had sex with women you haven't kissed 0.99

00:05:14.580 before but we'll save that for another day it's fine wow you're really just throwing me underneath 0.99

00:05:18.580 the bus you know somebody else who's you know somebody else who's had sex with people they 0.98

00:05:22.260 probably haven't kissed our guest today's guest yeah yeah absolutely yeah he's a zinger our guest

00:05:27.340 today is a man of many talents he's a pro skateboarder a mixed martial artist an auto

00:05:31.160 racer boxer singer and author and host of his own serious xm show the jason ellis show for 15 years

00:05:36.480 but it's the stuff you don't know about him makes him really interesting let's dive in today it's

00:05:39.920 Jason Ellis.

00:05:45.200 Welcome. 1.00

00:05:48.600 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:05:49.500 Welcome to the show. 1.00

00:05:50.660 Fuck yeah. 0.99

00:05:51.440 Thanks, mate. 0.99

00:05:52.260 You're no stranger to podcasts.

00:05:54.200 No, I'm new to podcasts.

00:05:56.780 You just said that I had a SiriusXM show.

00:05:58.860 No, I don't.

00:05:59.260 I got fired.

00:05:59.760 I actually know that.

00:06:00.860 So I want you to know.

00:06:02.280 I should say like I got let go, but I got fired.

00:06:06.100 I don't write these.

00:06:07.580 You should know that.

00:06:08.220 i read exactly what my producer dylan writes and then also the next one says just so we're clear

00:06:14.000 why did they cancel your serious i was told that it was because of money um and then they fired

00:06:21.960 jenny mccarthy right after me so that made me feel better about it because at first i thought

00:06:25.600 it was personal because i think everything is personal okay i don't understand how i have the

00:06:30.140 number one show besides how it's done and now you're firing me after 15 years what did i do

00:06:35.120 wrong that's what i thought and they were like you didn't do anything wrong and i go like

00:06:38.380 I'm like, you're just saying that

00:06:39.780 so that I don't fly to New York

00:06:41.000 and start headbutting everybody

00:06:42.140 because I know I didn't do anything wrong.

00:06:44.220 And you would do that.

00:06:46.660 Jason, come on.

00:06:47.700 I know you think that, but I think you-

00:06:49.580 You got a teardrop.

00:06:50.860 That's not a teardrop.

00:06:51.680 It's a love heart.

00:06:52.360 From this angle,

00:06:53.440 it looks like a teardrop upside down.

00:06:55.360 Was that because you thought you killed somebody

00:06:56.860 and then they're like, no, he's alive.

00:06:58.100 They're like, all right, fix it.

00:06:59.100 Turn it into a heart.

00:06:59.980 I got it because I had an A on my face

00:07:04.880 with a heart around it

00:07:05.900 because my ex-wife's name was Andrea. 1.00

00:07:07.600 and I figured if I had that then my dick would never like unleash and then that didn't even work 1.00

00:07:14.060 so then I got divorced. Fire. Then you got it covered. Now it's a black heart because I just 0.99

00:07:18.160 love everybody and I don't know what else to put over it. I'm not the guy with the I don't think

00:07:22.720 I can do the full tribal face or like a number on my head. Literally your whole entire body is 0.99

00:07:29.220 tatted. If you were to take off your beanie right now you have tats on your head on your skull.

00:07:34.060 so this was because i'm bold i see the difference man you're so ahead of me i so

00:07:39.580 i envy you but i also am like you've had your time jason so let everybody else have theirs

00:07:44.920 okay but if i was you when when my i'm like man i could take pills and it could stay on yeah and 0.98

00:07:51.520 now you guys are all gonna have hair no matter what when you're old and i'm fucked with a wolf 0.99

00:07:56.200 to suck on my head because that was the only thing i could come up with besides a wig you know they 1.00

00:08:00.320 you know they make pills for the dick too so you didn't even have to get the heart tattoo or the 1.00

00:08:04.040 a tattoo my dick still works i don't need pills for that actually i kind of do i just started i 1.00

00:08:07.840 got a heart condition now i have to take some weird pill that like does fuck with my dick but 0.99

00:08:11.340 they give me bone a pill so i'm back it's okay he's back yeah we're going to turkey to fix our 0.99

00:08:16.240 hair yep it's possible you want to come with you don't need to no there's no coming back for me i

00:08:20.460 think i was told that there's a certain level of bald where you can't come back you're mr clean 0.55

00:08:25.380 bald i'm i'm you're squeaky clean yeah i'm gone you're a badass mr clean though thanks dude do

00:08:30.460 Do you want me to hold your hand like 69?

00:08:34.380 So I did your show.

00:08:36.400 You did.

00:08:37.020 I did your show.

00:08:37.660 And I talked about it with Brendan Chubb.

00:08:39.580 I've known you since my kids liked your brother. 0.99

00:08:44.240 And I'm like, what are you fucking guys? 0.99

00:08:45.500 Show me the video. 0.99

00:08:46.520 And I see the video. 1.00

00:08:47.220 I'm like, this is like fucking jackass. 1.00

00:08:48.940 You guys don't even know jackass. 1.00

00:08:50.760 I'm friends with jackass. 1.00

00:08:51.900 How can you not fucking know the original? 1.00

00:08:54.080 And they're like, buy a sweatshirt. 0.98

00:08:55.420 I'm like, all right, I'll buy the sweatshirt.

00:08:56.740 But I remember my daughter at one point wanted to be at the front of your house at one point. 0.99

00:09:00.640 I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you people? 0.85

00:09:02.480 But once again, I understand everybody's get their time to shine and you've got it going. 0.98

00:09:06.760 It's weird.

00:09:07.200 I've had to adopt that mentality now with the new generation of stars.

00:09:10.600 Because you understand, I'm not the new here anymore.

00:09:13.080 I'm a vet.

00:09:13.900 I swear to God.

00:09:14.560 He's washed up.

00:09:15.100 He's washed up.

00:09:16.440 The TikTok.

00:09:16.960 Oh my God, why am I here?

00:09:18.120 This is so bad.

00:09:18.780 When I was a boy, I used to buy a bicycle. 0.98

00:09:21.680 Like, what the fuck am I here for? 0.96

00:09:22.640 But on the podcast tip, now we're at the zeitgeist on that. 0.94

00:09:26.300 So, like, from a digital creation standpoint, he might not be the best TikToker in the world.

00:09:30.900 But from the podcast standpoint, like, you're in the right spot.

00:09:33.580 Hey, we got some things going on, Jason.

00:09:35.400 Yeah.

00:09:35.780 No, I've been watching.

00:09:37.140 I'm very happy to be here.

00:09:38.560 The SiriusXM thing was kind of, like, hiding me.

00:09:40.340 I liked your show a lot.

00:09:41.900 It was the most fun I had. 0.91

00:09:43.120 All the press bullshit I was doing. 0.95

00:09:45.100 I think it was for the fight. 0.99

00:09:46.160 Yeah, it was.

00:09:46.820 We had a fight the same night.

00:09:48.440 That's right. 0.99

00:09:49.180 That's how we, because at first you were like, oh, the fucking number one show. 0.98

00:09:51.620 And I was like, no, it isn't. 1.00

00:09:52.780 And you're like, you know, fuck, it's going to be. 0.99

00:09:54.060 And I'm like, okay, I can accept that. 0.99

00:09:56.300 beat up everybody and I was like you're not gonna beat up everybody as a guy that has fought who

00:10:01.900 isn't a real fighter who's trained for a long time to fight with these so-called real fighters

00:10:06.500 I know that I'm good enough to lose to these real fighters and you're like I'm gonna beat 0.95

00:10:11.740 them all up I'm like you're gonna get fucking slapped with reality so hard and then I felt 0.93

00:10:17.860 like when you talked to me we both were like okay I know that I'm good you were like I know I'm good 0.98

00:10:21.960 and I can be better and I'm like, I believe that

00:10:23.840 but you also were willing

00:10:25.980 to let me believe that you're not going

00:10:28.020 to be the number one pound for pound boxer

00:10:30.060 in the world. This is a thing that I just really

00:10:32.060 love and I can totally, that's what I

00:10:33.940 still can't stop. I came with my

00:10:36.000 gear in the truck. I was going to fight you now.

00:10:38.200 I don't even want to fight you but I'm like

00:10:40.080 when will I ever see him again? 1.00

00:10:42.540 Brought my shit. 1.00

00:10:43.800 Hey, we can get it after this if you're down. 1.00

00:10:45.860 If you're really down. Yeah.

00:10:47.600 I sparred today but I'll go again. Yeah, I mean

00:10:49.580 I know that you're in tip-top shape and 0.99

00:10:51.520 And I'm not, but fuck, I don't care. 0.98

00:10:54.080 I fought the guy that was your sparring guys. 0.99

00:10:56.640 And he's a thousand times better than me, but I can live.

00:10:59.940 I've been here.

00:11:00.500 I'm still talking.

00:11:01.420 Jack hits hard, man.

00:11:02.280 Right.

00:11:02.700 Jack hits hard.

00:11:03.460 The first couple of times, the jab that hit me,

00:11:05.620 I remember looking at my coach going,

00:11:07.140 I thought you said he was going to help me move around.

00:11:09.380 I feel this was bad.

00:11:11.640 And he holds it right.

00:11:12.400 He's got the same coach as me.

00:11:13.560 And the way we fight, we hold the right right here.

00:11:15.800 And so you know it's coming.

00:11:17.620 You just don't know when. 1.00

00:11:18.420 And when it does, it's going to be a fucking bomb if it lands. 0.99

00:11:21.480 And you don't spar a headgear, right? 1.00

00:11:23.520 No. 1.00

00:11:23.920 You're a maniac. 1.00

00:11:25.160 You said this on your podcast. 1.00

00:11:26.220 I've seen the footage. 1.00

00:11:27.100 I'm going to agree with you if you say I'm stupid. 1.00

00:11:29.420 I just can't see with it on. 1.00

00:11:31.160 If you're a boxer, you've got to be missing some marbles. 1.00

00:11:34.380 Listen, there's levels to this shit. 0.99

00:11:36.940 Did you ever jump El Toro in your years? 1.00

00:11:39.560 Oh, you're talking about street skating?

00:11:40.720 Yeah.

00:11:40.940 I'm a vert guy.

00:11:41.840 I'm a mega ramp skateboarder.

00:11:43.300 But he's taken slams, whether vert, El Toro, 1.00

00:11:47.400 or whatever the fuck it is that make boxing look like a fucking joke. 0.99

00:11:51.120 That's not- 0.99

00:11:51.860 In 2001, Ellis set a Guinness World Record for the biggest drop on a skateboard

00:11:54.980 jumping into a 70-foot skateboard ramp.

00:11:57.720 It's fake.

00:11:58.240 Psycho. 0.98

00:11:58.620 Crazy. 0.95

00:11:59.340 I mean, I did do that, and I did break the record,

00:12:01.840 but the only reason I broke the record is because they offered Danny Wade $10,000,

00:12:05.580 and he's like, I'm not doing that for 10 grand, but I know a dude that will.

00:12:08.920 And he called me, and then I did it.

00:12:10.640 So he did.

00:12:11.420 That's not-

00:12:12.040 I mean, I knew at the time when I broke the world record

00:12:14.060 that there was this other dude that could destroy it if he wanted to.

00:12:16.720 We just had to give him more money.

00:12:18.380 You ever checked the thickness of your skull?

00:12:21.260 Yeah, no, it's, I think it's,

00:12:22.540 I got a little bit of Fijian in me

00:12:24.180 and I think I've got a bit of a coconut head.

00:12:26.500 So I do eat shots better.

00:12:28.280 That's kind of like-

00:12:29.020 I'm not even kidding.

00:12:29.720 Such a bad, it's like, oh,

00:12:30.780 that's a good thing that I've got for me in boxing.

00:12:32.700 It's not.

00:12:33.920 Like when you get older and you're just like,

00:12:35.300 yeah, man, I can take a shot. 1.00

00:12:36.400 It sucks. 0.99

00:12:37.120 I'd way rather be the guy that's always making you miss. 0.98

00:12:40.420 Like all the videos I watch of all the people I like,

00:12:42.600 you know, the Canelo's in the world.

00:12:43.900 And then I get in there and I'm like, 0.99

00:12:44.760 fucking hell man that's not what i planned to do okay put on a headgear 0.98

00:12:51.600 look here's my thing with headgear every time i go under and i look up i can't see you can't see 0.98

00:12:58.340 and i and i end up popping up in the wrong spot i'm like hey and i'm like you know what 0.65

00:13:03.640 fuck that just i'd rather i like i like i like when they skim by my my forehead they catch the 0.78

00:13:10.840 They catch the headgear. 1.00

00:13:12.140 Your egg-shaped head.

00:13:13.500 It's a weird...

00:13:14.220 I know.

00:13:14.660 It sucks to hit it at the wrong angle.

00:13:16.580 Can you believe that? 1.00

00:13:17.760 Bullshit. 1.00

00:13:18.460 I swear to God, when I was your age, I was handsome. 1.00

00:13:20.680 Wait, what are you saying about...

00:13:22.140 What's wrong with you now?

00:13:23.420 It's just that chewed up vibe, you know? 0.99

00:13:25.120 Bro, there's a lot of girls who like...

00:13:26.820 We talk about this all the time. 1.00

00:13:28.080 There's a lot of girls in LA that fuck with that smells like beer, spit, like fucked up 1.00

00:13:33.820 beard, tattooed. 1.00

00:13:35.000 Cool, I get to have sex with vomit women. 1.00

00:13:37.320 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:13:38.240 By the way, no, they share... 1.00

00:13:40.220 I love stingy beer cigarette bitches, man. 1.00

00:13:43.240 That's my favorite. 1.00

00:13:43.960 They're not them.

00:13:44.920 The guys do, and those girls share that.

00:13:48.320 Those guys and Logan Paul.

00:13:49.780 They like different people. 1.00

00:13:51.380 My wife is completely covered in tattoos, and her and all her friends are all bisexual weirdos. 1.00

00:13:57.320 So, yeah, I know. 1.00

00:13:58.360 It's a good pocket to be in, but I don't think it's what I would call attractive.

00:14:02.260 I just think it's a look.

00:14:03.940 You're the bad boy. 1.00

00:14:05.240 Yeah, but it's such bullshit. 1.00

00:14:06.760 I'm terrified. 1.00

00:14:08.120 Of what?

00:14:09.000 Of you finding out that I'm a little boy and I'm terrified.

00:14:12.200 You're not a little.

00:14:12.540 I'm not buying it.

00:14:13.500 I've just worked hard to be scary.

00:14:15.460 But in actual fact, that's why I'm so scary because I'm so scared.

00:14:18.680 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:19.420 Mike Tyson said the same thing.

00:14:20.600 There you go, man.

00:14:21.680 Literally.

00:14:22.140 I mean, I'll do stuff where my life is on the line. 1.00

00:14:25.800 I'll risk shit. 0.99

00:14:27.240 I'll feel it. 1.00

00:14:27.980 Like if we're going to fight, I'll feel it.

00:14:29.340 If I'm going to do a stunt, I'll feel it.

00:14:31.240 But I don't know.

00:14:32.380 It makes me feel closer to being normal because I've been in that my whole life.

00:14:38.940 I feel like I had to fight to face it.

00:14:41.040 And now that I've faced it, I don't know what else to do with myself.

00:14:44.660 I'm just always like, look, I'm going to go through a wall of fire.

00:14:47.360 That's my new thing. 1.00

00:14:48.040 I've been trying to set myself on fire because I'm like, wow, this shit's crazy. 1.00

00:14:51.160 You can go through it. 1.00

00:14:51.840 It doesn't really burn you.

00:14:53.360 Every time I do it.

00:14:54.600 It burns you.

00:14:55.400 Yeah, but you get pumped.

00:14:57.200 You're like, hey, man, we're going to go through walls of fire.

00:14:59.280 Who knows what will happen?

00:15:00.800 It's exciting.

00:15:01.920 Jason, I'm going to ask you a question.

00:15:04.420 Who are you?

00:15:05.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:06.540 I agree.

00:15:07.460 Who are you?

00:15:08.860 When he came in, I said, when he came into the show today, I go, yo, here's how you should

00:15:12.560 look at this podcast.

00:15:13.700 You've got a, I'm the drug guy.

00:15:15.920 You want to talk heroin.

00:15:16.780 You want to talk crack cocaine or BMX or action sports.

00:15:18.980 That's me.

00:15:19.260 You want to talk fighting.

00:15:20.040 That's him. 0.80

00:15:20.320 You want to talk Christianity and relationships.

00:15:22.760 That's him.

00:15:23.820 So, so like just know where to go. 0.96

00:15:26.000 Christianity. 0.94

00:15:26.940 Yeah.

00:15:27.800 Are you a Christian?

00:15:28.760 Yeah.

00:15:29.500 Wow.

00:15:30.140 That's cool. 0.72

00:15:31.260 but I'm a sneaky Christian 1.00

00:15:36.040 like

00:15:36.380 check underneath your table real quick 1.00

00:15:38.760 it's a fucking handgun 1.00

00:15:42.040 oh no 1.00

00:15:43.520 yeah sorry Mike

00:15:44.540 sorry Mike

00:15:46.160 yeah 1.00

00:15:47.020 must be funny to try to get a fucking addict 1.00

00:15:49.880 to relapse on live television 1.00

00:15:51.420 see that's the type of Christian I am 1.00

00:15:53.000 you're an evil Christian 1.00

00:15:56.340 I could get dead with evil Christians 1.00

00:15:58.860 that sounds pretty good 1.00

00:15:59.860 See, we're all evil.

00:16:00.840 I just asked for forgiveness.

00:16:03.100 Yeah.

00:16:03.740 Hail Satan.

00:16:04.920 What?

00:16:06.320 I didn't hear anything.

00:16:07.620 What'd you hear, George?

00:16:09.020 Bro, listen to me.

00:16:10.620 You're not going to drink.

00:16:11.100 You're not going to eat.

00:16:11.520 I mean, I technically could.

00:16:12.800 Are you really a sober guy?

00:16:13.840 I'm clean.

00:16:14.920 But you're going to drink that?

00:16:16.220 I'm not going to drink that.

00:16:17.240 Wow.

00:16:17.660 You're sober, huh?

00:16:18.460 Yeah.

00:16:18.740 Yeah, but he's like.

00:16:19.780 I smoke weed.

00:16:20.960 So we both have a thing.

00:16:22.000 Yeah.

00:16:22.180 Okay.

00:16:22.520 Yeah.

00:16:23.060 Because I'll go out.

00:16:23.840 I'll have a drink here and there.

00:16:25.300 I took all of last year off.

00:16:27.020 2020.

00:16:27.680 Had the best year of my life.

00:16:28.860 but now occasionally i'll have a sip i'm not gonna do it today i'm out no booze none you do 0.93

00:16:35.460 crazy shit uh yeah why'd you stop it's not good for me but my apparently it's not good for people 0.81

00:16:41.720 when they get older and i think maybe i overdid it when i was younger or something how long are 0.99

00:16:45.880 you been sober not that long like six months did you find but i was already not on that thing

00:16:51.860 anymore like i would have a couple of wines and i was like man i don't even know if that works for

00:16:55.160 me anymore but it was definitely i stopped partying a long time any like behavior that

00:16:58.820 would follow that you didn't like your friends would tell you it's past that i when i had kids

00:17:04.100 i kind of started to grow up but yeah obviously i had i did too much coke when i was younger and

00:17:08.160 then i started doing i moved back to australia did a bunch of heroin then i moved off heroin

00:17:12.580 started doing a bunch of ecstasy then slowly but surely stopped doing e-bombers drink way more

00:17:18.260 smoke weed all day and then be like man drinking a lot and then slowly stopped drinking every

00:17:22.720 Are you from Connecticut?

00:17:24.960 No.

00:17:25.580 What?

00:17:26.620 You sound like Mike, so I just wanted to know.

00:17:28.540 That's how that is.

00:17:29.700 I did a decade of it, right?

00:17:32.840 But did you find that-

00:17:34.320 How old are you?

00:17:35.120 Who did more drugs?

00:17:36.360 Who did more drugs? 0.76

00:17:37.820 Who did-

00:17:38.660 36.

00:17:39.820 Oh, wow.

00:17:40.460 You look great.

00:17:40.960 Thank you so much.

00:17:41.620 I think the heroin preserved my skin.

00:17:43.480 I can do that. 0.99

00:17:44.400 Did you find that, or did you think that drinking could potentially lead you back to other shit? 0.99

00:17:50.980 It used to. 0.99

00:17:51.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:17:52.160 That was like my first gay shit as well. 1.00

00:17:54.740 Every time I get super wasted, then I get some e-bombers 1.00

00:17:56.980 and then I'd be okay with some dude blowing me. 0.99

00:17:59.240 So are you comfortable with saying ecstasy made you gay? 0.99

00:18:01.960 No. 0.66

00:18:02.940 No.

00:18:03.120 You're not comfortable.

00:18:03.600 I'm gay. 0.95

00:18:04.600 That's what made me gay. 1.00

00:18:05.220 I thought you were bisexual. 1.00

00:18:05.960 I thought you were bi.

00:18:06.580 Yeah, whatever.

00:18:07.700 When did you-

00:18:08.240 The same?

00:18:09.020 I just don't care. 0.99

00:18:10.820 I mean, obviously I'm married to a woman, but yeah. 0.70

00:18:13.400 I feel like if you're-

00:18:14.960 What am I?

00:18:15.680 A pansexual?

00:18:16.900 Is that more? 0.94

00:18:17.880 Do you want to get on the nail? 0.99

00:18:19.840 but I'm like, if you're kind of gay, you're kind of gay. 0.98

00:18:23.280 I'm a little bit gay. 0.93

00:18:24.120 If you had to break it down. 0.99

00:18:27.120 More straight.

00:18:28.060 More straight.

00:18:28.620 Yeah. 0.97

00:18:28.960 Is that why you married a woman?

00:18:30.440 Do you have an open relationship, if you don't mind me asking?

00:18:32.780 Yeah.

00:18:33.100 Okay.

00:18:33.860 But did you also figure out that you found out at some point 0.99

00:18:37.540 that you liked anal stimulation? 1.00

00:18:39.720 That's my wife. 1.00

00:18:40.760 I have it in my notes. 0.67

00:18:42.040 My wife made me more gay than I ever was.

00:18:43.540 No, but let me ask you this. 0.83

00:18:44.580 I'm serious.

00:18:45.560 I couldn't get a finger in there.

00:18:47.140 What?

00:18:47.240 Is there a chance you were just

00:18:49.660 What's he reading?

00:18:51.280 I read this. What is it?

00:18:54.440 The time he had 0.82

00:18:55.440 five or six orgasms while being worked 1.00

00:18:57.400 with a vibrating anal sex toy. 1.00

00:19:00.280 Yeah, my wife did that. 1.00

00:19:02.240 So,

00:19:03.520 you know, I mean, if you want to, that's what I'm 1.00

00:19:05.320 saying, man, if you're, it's like, oh, gay 1.00

00:19:07.260 is uncool or whatever. Well, I had 0.99

00:19:09.460 I think I had five orgasms 0.81

00:19:11.620 and then I shot one after 0.93

00:19:13.440 that with this toy 1.00

00:19:15.360 that she did something in my ass i don't know nothing about that's what i'm asking that happened 1.00

00:19:18.780 i was like okay i need to know more about anal how the fuck did you do that what who how come 1.00

00:19:25.200 wait you're saying guys have it and girls don't have it in their butt i didn't know anything about 1.00

00:19:28.880 that stuff and then when i figured it out then the toys and then you know shit escalates so that's 0.99

00:19:34.180 that's what i'm asking so you but there is a stimulation or or a uh ecstasy gland for men 0.68

00:19:41.220 in that region and so a lot of guys have explored

00:19:43.380 there I mean I mean you get your prostate milk

00:19:45.500 by like you can get it by a doctor right

00:19:47.320 that's the shtick exactly right

00:19:48.760 so if it makes you come from

00:19:51.200 touching there how's that bad

00:19:53.320 it's not bad how did you

00:19:55.180 can I ask the logistics of that 0.81

00:19:57.320 orgasm that one that

00:19:59.360 I wrote back because that's the first one where I was like 0.99

00:20:01.400 what the fuck because you're not 0.99

00:20:02.760 ejaculating coming you're talking about a different type 1.00

00:20:05.140 I felt like I'm like wait okay now I'm gonna

00:20:07.240 like come or whatever and I'm

00:20:09.380 like wait what was that like a wave hit me and then i'm like what the fuck was that and then i'm 0.94

00:20:13.220 like oh shit another one i'm like okay now i'm really gonna come and it happened like i lost 0.98

00:20:17.420 count but no ejaculate and then the final one like it felt like five or six in where i did 0.96

00:20:23.100 this sounds like ejaculation no it's not this sounds like this sounds like legitimate so how 0.97

00:20:28.280 did it go from that because listen ass play on it's probably pretty heavy right no i'm honestly 0.98

00:20:33.580 From the beginning of this podcast

00:20:39.360 to now, you've dove into

00:20:41.260 all of that. It's going to get even deeper.

00:20:43.460 Did you hear what I said in the intro?

00:20:45.080 He's a man of many talents. 1.00

00:20:46.740 Sucking dick too, huh? 1.00

00:20:49.960 So that's what I want that 1.00

00:20:51.020 and that's what I want to ask you about, bro.

00:20:53.980 Not everybody.

00:20:55.640 We can knock you out, 1.00

00:20:57.200 suck you off. 1.00

00:20:57.860 Come on. 1.00

00:21:03.580 You can do it all.

00:21:04.900 A man of many times.

00:21:05.960 You can do it all.

00:21:06.280 There you do.

00:21:06.720 This is fantastic.

00:21:07.860 That was great.

00:21:08.480 Yeah, sorry. 0.99

00:21:10.060 I want to just ask about the fucking journey. 0.99

00:21:12.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:13.380 Did it start with female anal pleasure and then roll from there? 0.99

00:21:19.000 Yeah, for ages. 1.00

00:21:19.340 Because that shit is getting hotter all the time. 1.00

00:21:22.980 Girls are giving rim jobs to dudes. 1.00

00:21:25.220 Yeah, I used to talk about it on the show all the time. 0.98

00:21:26.760 I was a big guy that was trying to argue that you weren't gay if a girl did you with a strap on. 0.98

00:21:33.360 And even if you were, like, everyone needs to fucking get past it. 0.98

00:21:36.820 Like, it's- 0.89

00:21:38.180 Do you still believe that?

00:21:40.200 That you need to get-

00:21:41.120 That everyone needs to get past it?

00:21:42.420 Yeah.

00:21:43.160 With that part, yes.

00:21:44.320 That's why I talk about it.

00:21:44.860 I'm talking about the former.

00:21:45.640 That's why I have a pink jeep.

00:21:47.240 I'm doing this for all the straight people out there that are lying. 1.00

00:21:51.220 You're fucking liars. 1.00

00:21:52.280 But where's the lying? 1.00

00:21:53.060 You touch a dick. 1.00

00:21:54.380 So what? 1.00

00:21:55.640 God. 1.00

00:21:56.300 Girls make out with each other and you're like, hey. 0.99

00:21:58.880 Somehow, sorry, Jesus makes you fucking weird about two guys making out. 1.00

00:22:03.120 It's stupid. 1.00

00:22:04.120 Well, in his defense, there's a lot of religions that are the same way. 1.00

00:22:07.600 They all should be fucked, too. 1.00

00:22:08.740 They're all stupid, too. 1.00

00:22:09.720 Okay, as long as we're all together, let's all ask. 1.00

00:22:12.700 Sorry, everybody.

00:22:14.160 Yeah, everybody should be allowed to make out with anybody,

00:22:16.380 and we should all just sort of calm down.

00:22:18.420 I'm with you.

00:22:18.820 I've heard you do stuff.

00:22:20.680 I know. 1.00

00:22:21.160 Fuck yeah, I'm with you. 1.00

00:22:22.480 I didn't suck that dick. 1.00

00:22:23.700 I didn't suck that dick. 1.00

00:22:24.320 I know you sucked a fake dick. 1.00

00:22:25.400 My guy said no judgment. 1.00

00:22:26.260 But you were sucking a fake dick to try to say, 1.00

00:22:28.140 hey, kids, what's so bad about sucking? 1.00

00:22:29.680 That's what happened. 0.99

00:22:30.860 I took advantage of it.

00:22:31.720 I thought you were doing something that was positive.

00:22:34.680 That's what I thought.

00:22:35.120 Thank you.

00:22:35.460 Thank you.

00:22:36.040 Yeah, get over it.

00:22:37.540 You fit in perfectly on this podcast because like if one person.

00:22:42.820 No, how old are you?

00:22:44.480 49.

00:22:45.140 Perfect. 0.99

00:22:45.660 We're like the same fucking age. 0.99

00:22:47.020 Because when one person asks a question, it usually detours about 18 different ways. 0.98

00:22:51.360 But back to the journey.

00:22:52.200 yeah so where's the line drawn between exploratory uh heterosexual activity and homosexuality so i 0.99

00:23:02.420 asked that question you know from personal experience i've had some ass eating done on me 1.00

00:23:08.040 i've had some play in that department because i fuck around some women that play around with 1.00

00:23:13.060 that kind of shit right but whenever they wanted to get objects out and start pegging me i've always 1.00

00:23:18.480 said no that's not my vibe and i have nothing against it i just personally don't want an object 0.99

00:23:23.340 in my asshole fair enough so my question is this what where is the line drawn in your eyes or is 0.99

00:23:28.400 there like how does that work where's the line in my ass yes there is no line everything everything 1.00

00:23:36.560 can go in there yeah that's fine what's the woman's point of view is she even more attracted to you or 0.99

00:23:41.640 because i think a lot of guys would think oh this makes me look like a feminine well no that's the 1.00

00:23:46.020 other thing you gotta hey man you gotta that's it's not all awesome there's a lot of girls that

00:23:50.480 are like oh wow really that's disgusting and that's also fair you know not all girls want to

00:23:57.040 see that happening it's it's a certain kind of girl and to me i've found that that kind of girl

00:24:02.680 is usually the girl that i'm looking for anyway i'm not like i don't want to judge somebody for 0.91

00:24:07.280 being like a little sweetie or something but i'm not i'm i want to i've i fuck like like something 0.53

00:24:13.500 Something evil is happening. 0.99

00:24:15.120 I have to look at you.

00:24:16.220 Don't look deep in my eyes when you say that.

00:24:18.200 It's evil. 1.00

00:24:19.180 It's some fucking shit. 1.00

00:24:20.260 It's some mayhem. 1.00

00:24:21.000 Everybody's going to be coming and fucking in blood and shit everywhere. 1.00

00:24:23.680 That's crazy. 1.00

00:24:24.000 You're living a totally different sex life than me. 0.99

00:24:26.120 You'll get there. 0.92

00:24:27.300 Because you seem like, I mean, everything you do so far is just like a better version of me. 1.00

00:24:33.020 So that means you'll probably be the gayest guy ever. 0.99

00:24:36.040 I've heard this. 1.00

00:24:37.500 My friends have the theory.

00:24:38.740 I've seen it. 0.99

00:24:39.540 You probably have implants of dicks so that people can sit on you at all times. 0.99

00:24:43.500 big plants people tell me big plants people tell me i mean big ones out here but i don't 1.00

00:24:48.120 are you like a sex craze guy or you got that under control um i so it's under control i'm

00:24:53.900 just trying to read the room because i know that everybody if they cringe or duck or look away 0.97

00:24:57.520 then i know that you're a sex fiend i told him if he ever came out to me i wouldn't be surprised 0.82

00:25:01.900 but also would not be surprised if he did it i just yeah i don't think he's gay i just thought 0.99

00:25:06.340 maybe you were you know it's weird to try to fight floyd mayweather and shit you've got a lot of 0.99

00:25:11.200 testosterone i would assume yeah some people have control over that sometimes that means you just 0.99

00:25:15.920 want to fuck everything i've made comments like about all this before and and um i've been told 0.98

00:25:21.840 that i that i can be this and can't be this um so i it's it's this is risky territory for me 0.99

00:25:29.660 uh wait sorry what are you saying yeah when i had the the scandal yeah uh gay for a week or

00:25:37.480 yeah yeah yeah people kind of told me like yo you're you're and obviously you're like you're

00:25:42.820 either born gay or you're not and i took it as like oh so oh you offended some people yeah i

00:25:48.720 offended some people what's new it's very easy to offend uh the gay community as somebody who's

00:25:53.780 very new to it i've had a lot of support but i've also noticed that almost anything you say where

00:25:59.420 you have an opinion it can offend somebody why it offended me that i offended people was because

00:26:03.940 like i'm an ally and i've always been an ally maybe i slipped up on a verbiage thing and i i

00:26:09.220 really just felt bad about it and then i spent the next like i don't know forever just trying to like

00:26:13.880 not slip up and so i don't want to say the wrong thing here uh that was a different time though

00:26:18.340 too that was that was just post getting out of the tokyo i was at the show he filmed i've been

00:26:23.460 with this kid for years and there was a much different time where he couldn't say anything 0.99

00:26:27.460 now we could we could say some fucking shit dude you know what i'm saying so if you want to talk 0.99

00:26:31.700 about exploratory and the idea 1.00

00:26:33.640 of potentially being bisexual or gay

00:26:35.500 in the future and somebody wants to say

00:26:37.240 oh Logan Paul you actually can't say

00:26:39.620 that you don't have our support to say that 0.99

00:26:41.320 the good thing now is you can say well I don't fucking need your 0.98

00:26:43.600 support I didn't ask you for support 0.98

00:26:45.760 or lack thereof I'm just the dude who

00:26:47.620 although impossible and although

00:26:49.540 I say the complete opposite of this you know I do

00:26:51.660 like to try to appease everyone

00:26:53.680 and not doing a great job of it all

00:26:55.600 the time but I've gotten better and

00:26:57.160 I love that you can admit it

00:26:59.640 yeah that is self aware halfway there

00:27:01.020 Because that's how I am 1.00

00:27:02.140 Sometimes I care about stuff that's stupid 0.99

00:27:04.780 Or whatever 1.00

00:27:05.820 You got your Twitter followers

00:27:08.140 I'm like oh man I lost some 1.00

00:27:09.420 What the fuck? Did you actually read that Jason? 1.00

00:27:12.160 Yeah I did, I'm a loser 0.78

00:27:13.600 At this point in my life

00:27:15.100 Who knows what's going to happen

00:27:18.200 No sorry 0.86

00:27:19.260 At this point in my life I'm pretty fucking sure 0.89

00:27:21.520 That I'm straight as an arrow 0.87

00:27:23.540 But maybe you're right

00:27:24.660 I like your angle on you don't seem like somebody

00:27:27.600 That would frown upon somebody for being

00:27:29.700 gay or trans and that's all you need of course i just care about the kids man there's young guys

00:27:34.440 out there and young girls that not they're not sure what they are and they need people like me 0.98

00:27:39.260 to be like yeah i do it and i don't give a shit it seems pretty normal to me so that they can be 0.81

00:27:43.740 like oh yeah i'm pretty normal yeah and don't get all weird about yourself you don't need to take 0.98

00:27:48.040 drugs you don't need to fucking hurt yourself you're fine you're just like maybe a little 0.66

00:27:52.740 fruity it's cool let me let me ask you something completely different topic good i don't know if 0.99

00:27:57.520 sensitive oh wow okay did you did you kill someone that's the best answer i've ever 0.94

00:28:06.760 sitting next to guys what the fuck that laugh that laugh made me feel like yes long so it's 0.99

00:28:16.260 sure yes where why would why who says that you did not kill someone what the fuck i didn't write 0.99

00:28:23.280 it please don't kill me i didn't fucking write it he asked you haven't you're not gonna tell me 0.99

00:28:29.700 no no you're not answering or no you didn't no i didn't what is that what wait am i on 0.98

00:28:35.880 the police coming this is your deposition we got him uh no so we you know in our research

00:28:45.060 there's a story online do you know about this there's a story online about uh like an accidental

00:28:52.580 murder involving an mma fighter named jason ellis some guy was filming an mma fighter named jason

00:28:59.680 ellis you're also an mma fighter named jason ellis i'm a skateboarder named jason ellis yeah

00:29:05.800 you do events fighting yeah yeah well someone was filming this this character and jason ellis

00:29:13.420 turned around and punched him and apparently he like never woke up and that's you tell me it's

00:29:16.700 not you just a simple telling you something just to slip up yeah or maybe saying the person's just

00:29:20.760 still sleeping like they never woke up not like dead okay interesting i mean i would have i'm not

00:29:25.480 the only one with somebody would have gone to court right no no yeah they probably would have

00:29:30.320 at least called like the authorities would have at least called me yeah they cleared the guy 0.94

00:29:34.220 oh i got off you got off well then what are you fucking accusing me for i got off i was gonna ask 0.78

00:29:39.080 you like how you felt i mean i'm glad he lived i'm not a murderer all right no no let's do some 0.98

00:29:46.280 podcasting i can subscribe my podcast which you have now that's right the jason l show and i got

00:29:52.800 a hawk show coming out i can't wait for that thing man what show hawk versus wolf me and tony have

00:29:56.740 got a podcast together oh cool so i'm super excited about tony tony hawk oh sorry hawk yeah he's gonna

00:30:02.820 be on here oh yeah you're gonna talk to tony hawk oh yeah you guys were gonna come on together right

00:30:06.900 and then we split the episodes yep cool very way cooler for me now i exist no it would have been 0.95

00:30:12.260 tough you know he's pretty good i think you'd outshine him he's got a lot of cool shit yo jason 0.96

00:30:16.440 yeah did you make fucking money skateboarding because i've been we've been talking i partied 0.96

00:30:21.060 it and stuff gone well i bought a house and then i had an agent and a and a and a manager and a 0.99

00:30:28.960 business manager in the same bit like the same business i'm one of these people that's the other

00:30:33.680 thing you have business i have none i never was a business person so in skateboarding i made a lot

00:30:39.440 of money and my business manager just ran my bank account and everything i guess i didn't pay taxes

00:30:44.060 for like five or six years so when i bought a house then i had to pay off the back taxes

00:30:48.460 so i've started again like maybe four or five times in my life make a lot of money and then

00:30:54.340 i get married or you know like i got an ex-wife she took the first big chunk and then the business

00:31:01.340 manager took the other one and then this time around uh i was finally on top of things and 0.99

00:31:05.940 then serious for like fuck you damn i because i grew up i gotta start all over again but that's 0.98

00:31:11.940 what i kind of do so it's not a big deal i grew up on action sports bmx you know dave mirror 0.99

00:31:16.760 obviously and hoffman you know he fought right i didn't i know he he boxed at one of my events

00:31:22.140 oh fire he was super into it just like you dave mirror like the number one goal oh no sorry he's

00:31:28.460 the second most gold medals in bmx he passed now really really sad really sad day for action

00:31:34.120 as well as mania yeah he fought at alice mania against brian deegan the freestyle motocross guy

00:31:38.560 so it was a professional bmx guy against a freestyle moto sick it was pretty sweet that's

00:31:42.980 it's kind of like rough and rowdy right yeah with fighters like these guys are all fighters

00:31:47.420 no well no rough and rowdy's kind of like alice mania like when i saw that i was like oh cool

00:31:54.620 everyone in alice mania is kind of oh no you can't fight everybody at alice mania alice mania is

00:32:00.440 because I had a pro fight and when I was on the radio, I said to everybody, this pro MMA fight I

00:32:05.400 had changed my life. Like the, the cutting weight and the training and the camp and knowing this

00:32:10.620 dude's going to try and kill me. I'm not, I'm not, I'm a skateboarder. This is a whole life

00:32:14.800 changing thing to me. So I told everybody on the radio, maybe not everybody, but most people need

00:32:21.000 to have a fight in their life. And it's going to make you like know more about yourself. You're

00:32:25.340 going to be a better person by having a fight. The only difference is, you know, you want to

00:32:29.400 You don't want to have a fight where you can get really hurt.

00:32:31.860 Like I can organize a fight where I got 16-ounce gloves.

00:32:34.640 I watch you all shadow box and work so I know that there's nobody way out

00:32:38.020 better than anybody else.

00:32:39.680 And then they just bash each other for three rounds,

00:32:42.520 and it's kind of like fight clubs.

00:32:43.980 A lot of fans were thanking me for this experience.

00:32:49.140 So to me, Alice Mania was only about if you listen to the show,

00:32:52.040 then you can be in it, and then you can train, 0.99

00:32:55.200 and then I'll get you a fight against a guy who sucks as bad as you, 0.96

00:32:58.140 and you guys can bash yourselves how much of the fighting stuff came as a result of being in action 0.97

00:33:03.600 sports because because that that culture is one of just like yo let's like if a fight pops off a 0.92

00:33:09.580 fight pops off everybody's fucking each other like it's oh i didn't i didn't think that i just thought

00:33:13.800 in skateboarding there's a lot of pain and a lot of um fear you have to overcome and fighting is 0.97

00:33:19.900 similar yeah but it's it's a lot of work but once you're doing it you're out of your body for some

00:33:25.880 reason when i when i because i grew up doing like you wrestled right pogo stick tricks yeah yeah but

00:33:31.900 pogo stick sorry that was a weird pivot just yeah i wrestled i'm talking about when i wasn't

00:33:37.940 stop stop stop listen i did guys i went to wood word word word wait you went to wood

00:33:42.540 and a unicycle i'm out no you're lying hold up guys no you didn't what you never told me yo

00:33:51.860 There's a small subset, a community of unicyclists who go to Woodward and they do tricks on their unicycles.

00:33:59.740 I did it because I did the BMX stuff.

00:34:01.880 I was okay at it.

00:34:03.100 I did the skateboard stuff.

00:34:04.260 I was okay at it.

00:34:05.920 Jason, Jason, guys, can you imagine cloud you?

00:34:08.840 I don't know. 1.00

00:34:09.120 You can't really say fuck you. 1.00

00:34:10.340 You're a fucking unicyclist. 1.00

00:34:11.620 You're a unicyclist. 1.00

00:34:12.360 He's sweating.

00:34:13.140 He's sweating.

00:34:13.900 You don't have any running. 1.00

00:34:15.160 I fuck with y'all. 1.00

00:34:16.020 Y'all are sick. 1.00

00:34:17.500 There's only, what do you think, like seven unicycle friends right now that are like, 0.89

00:34:20.820 Go, go get him, Logan. 1.00

00:34:22.440 Fucking, you suck. 1.00

00:34:23.840 You lie. 1.00

00:34:24.480 You lie.

00:34:24.740 Listen, yo, I'll tell you why.

00:34:26.860 It was gymnastics, skateboarding, BMX, and fruit booting.

00:34:30.880 No.

00:34:31.800 Rollerblading.

00:34:32.440 Rollerblading.

00:34:32.800 Yeah.

00:34:33.360 But you didn't even roll.

00:34:34.340 I feel like the logo stick got worse.

00:34:35.720 Can you imagine if you went into a cloud? 0.97

00:34:37.300 I've done it all, and I fucked myself up beyond measure. 0.98

00:34:41.140 On the logo stick? 0.99

00:34:42.040 No, on the bike, on the rollerblades, doing the skateboard. 0.87

00:34:46.680 Fucked myself up, and I was always afraid.

00:34:50.820 To get back on. 0.98

00:34:52.060 That's where I'm going with this.

00:34:53.340 Okay.

00:34:53.600 I would injure myself to a point where I'd have PTSD and be too scared to try the trick again. 1.00

00:34:58.860 You're breaking shit? 1.00

00:34:59.560 Yes. 1.00

00:35:00.360 Okay.

00:35:00.680 I broke my arm.

00:35:01.740 I'd tear my muscles.

00:35:03.480 Like three to four month recoveries on each one.

00:35:05.540 It just got ridiculous.

00:35:06.940 That's fair. 0.85

00:35:07.980 I mean, if you don't love it that much, it's fair.

00:35:09.320 So at what point is the pain too much?

00:35:12.940 Is it not worth it?

00:35:14.600 There's no pain.

00:35:16.160 It's all worth it.

00:35:17.440 I loved it more than anything I've ever loved in my life.

00:35:19.860 like my kids. And when, when skateboarding hit me, it was, I didn't, all I thought about all day

00:35:26.240 was skateboarding. I'm not even a fucking athlete. I'm not talented. I just skateboarded so much and 0.99

00:35:31.740 thought that's why I know this for a fact. You don't have to be talented. I was, I had two

00:35:36.420 friends that were, one was fat and the other one was obese and they were better than me for the,

00:35:40.100 like the first five years of a skating together. And I used to make fucking half pipes out of my 0.98

00:35:44.540 mashed potatoes. If anybody asked me any fucking questions, it just went, ah, skateboarding. It's 1.00

00:35:48.440 wait you're not talking about skateboarding fuck off i didn't understand anybody we are 0.98

00:35:52.360 but why no but why is it why was it like that because i was the same way with bmx when i rode 0.99

00:35:57.180 bmx it was the only thing i fucking cared about the only thing i fucking i think if you're a 0.87

00:36:01.640 little bit tweaked connecticut if you're by yourself a lot it's a culture it's a culture 0.94

00:36:05.500 of skating and and bmx and it's your friend it's like it's your everything yeah like i i don't know

00:36:12.020 what i would have done without it and then it taught me all that work and then i got good at

00:36:16.640 in one day i learned like 10 tricks so from one day to the next day i was as good enough to be 0.99

00:36:21.820 pro just overnight i learned all this shit like a miracle happened and i'm like it's not a fucking 0.96

00:36:27.160 miracle it's i was there all day every day going going going that's why i keep thinking boxing 0.99

00:36:32.660 i'm not that good and i'm like you know what if i had it i'm too old but i still learn more shit 0.98

00:36:38.520 because i my brain i put in the hours and then all of a sudden i go oh shit you could step that 0.90

00:36:44.120 oh man i did not even think of that so there's always new that's why i love fighting it's not 0.98

00:36:49.720 it fills the void of not being a pro skateboarder because and a skateboard on a ramp i skated with

00:36:54.400 tony the other day my brain wants to do stuff that my buddy's like dude if you do that you're 0.96

00:36:58.680 fucking dead how is he still how is he still doing it i filmed some shit the other day where we were 0.98

00:37:03.940 skating and he's like you go and i'm like hang on a minute man kind of tired he's like i don't want 1.00

00:37:08.720 to go i'm kind of tired i'm like wow this is like old people on a skateboard we're like old people 0.99

00:37:13.580 right now so it's not exactly what it used to be i fuck y'all for talking shit about pogo stick 0.95

00:37:18.940 tricks can you imagine if you walked into lot remember lotty at fucking woodward was like the 0.99

00:37:23.160 most famous warehouse with the resi pit the foam pit and shit in pennsylvania did you go there when 0.98

00:37:27.740 you were yeah can you imagine skateboard not a pogo stick right can you imagine you walked in 0.93

00:37:31.620 there's people doing unicycle trips juggling no no never happened i don't believe i can't believe

00:37:36.900 you've never heard of these these folks the legends they'll ride on a pole rail thin oh

00:37:43.460 they'll ride on a rail pole thin

00:37:46.060 on their unicycles

00:37:48.760 down a pier

00:37:50.320 is this like some sort of 1.00

00:37:51.500 are you fucking with me 0.99

00:37:52.620 you don't know about the unicycle trick 1.00

00:37:55.160 I mean is this like a pro skateboard

00:37:58.060 one of the first things

00:38:00.160 I ever bought with money I made

00:38:01.400 was a $500

00:38:03.080 that's a pogo stick

00:38:05.180 that's what you did

00:38:06.360 I did tricks 1.00

00:38:07.520 also caught my penis in it one time 0.99

00:38:09.620 and to this day 0.99

00:38:12.200 how would it that's too much information no there's a little scar there there's a little

00:38:18.680 scar there and you can and i had i had i had uh a girlfriend ask me you know because girlfriends 0.99

00:38:24.200 like eventually when you get comfortable inspect your dick she said what is that by the way i'm 0.99

00:38:29.460 just noticing that now that i have a microscope and you're chilling in bed and it's 10 a.m and 1.00

00:38:33.220 i'm just inspecting your penis without you knowing i said glad you asked pogo stick accident jumping 0.99

00:38:38.060 up and down peepee got caught in the rib of the in the spring right in between the spot thing 0.99

00:38:44.520 couldn't pee for three days had to sit in a bathtub to soak to soak and let it you know de-swell

00:38:49.860 and uh then i had to go pee it's the first time my dad ever heard me swear i peed nothing was 0.99

00:38:55.520 coming out it's building up building up the pressure's built i said holy fuck and my dad 0.99

00:39:00.000 instead of like being worried he goes what the fuck did you just say i was like nothing 0.99

00:39:04.240 Then it came out 1.00

00:39:06.320 I have two dick stories 1.00

00:39:07.660 I thought you were going to say you had two dicks 1.00

00:39:09.740 I really did too 1.00

00:39:11.900 Nah, I wouldn't want it

00:39:14.060 One gross and one like just funny

00:39:17.160 Which one's better?

00:39:18.460 Are you sure?

00:39:19.780 Do funny

00:39:21.240 So in skateboarding a long time ago

00:39:24.360 In Texas in a skateboard contest

00:39:25.960 I somehow managed to

00:39:27.880 Do a trick where I was falling

00:39:30.180 I was going backwards and I lost my balance

00:39:32.200 And somehow I fell

00:39:33.440 and I whipped out and landed on my stomach on the transition going backwards 0.98

00:39:38.000 and my dick was to the side and I hit my hip bone, 0.98

00:39:42.380 squashed my knob into the ramp and I said, 0.99

00:39:46.740 because I had more of an Australian accent,

00:39:48.000 I said, oh, me knob's on fire.

00:39:52.220 And then everybody called me me knob's on fire for like five years.

00:39:55.700 Everybody in skateboarding is like, hey, it's me knob's on fire. 1.00

00:39:58.140 And I'm like, oh, man, fuck. 1.00

00:39:59.760 That's awesome. 0.99

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00:41:05.020 Back to the program.

00:41:05.880 You got to, I mean, not to take it and just keep it here,

00:41:09.560 but you have a lot of like pretty crazy stories.

00:41:12.300 And one of which on this list,

00:41:13.600 we were talking about this in the last episode. 0.77

00:41:17.580 I slept with my step-mom's best friend for a while.

00:41:21.420 She attacked you at a party with like a bat or sexually? 0.99

00:41:25.140 No, sexually. 1.00

00:41:26.260 Her sister did too, same party.

00:41:28.680 So I think I was 16 at the time.

00:41:30.660 and I think it was a Christmas party and they're all drunk.

00:41:34.620 People pass out.

00:41:35.460 I didn't know that one of the sisters has broken up with their husband,

00:41:39.620 but I'm friends with the husbands.

00:41:41.940 One of the women has changed my diaper when I was a kid 0.99

00:41:45.140 because she was best friends with my stepmom.

00:41:48.840 Oh, that's a given time to say.

00:41:49.460 She's known me since I was a little kid. 1.00

00:41:51.520 So the first one is on the couch burying her head in my crotch 1.00

00:41:55.920 and I'm like, wait, is she like nuzzling her face 1.00

00:41:58.660 like she's trying to suck me off? 0.99

00:41:59.920 And I'm like, and I, and I was scared. 0.99

00:42:01.920 I was like, Oh my God.

00:42:03.340 I tried to duck out of there cause I was scared I was going to get caught.

00:42:10.320 And then the other one took me into,

00:42:14.280 she was staying in the spare room in my, in my parents' house,

00:42:17.020 just took me in there and we boned.

00:42:19.740 And then I went back to, to my room.

00:42:21.940 Were you one of those dudes that was like your height and you looked exactly

00:42:25.640 like you do now at 16?

00:42:27.280 Like no difference.

00:42:28.140 You look like a boy. 1.00

00:42:28.780 look like a 16 year old yeah that makes sense what's wrong sister fucked me then her younger 1.00

00:42:34.500 sister fucked me as well called me at a night you had train by the family in a nightclub uh 0.99

00:42:40.500 emergency call for jason alice and i'm like somebody's hurt yeah so i get to the phone and 0.99

00:42:45.560 it's this chick saying i've got a taxi i'm coming to pick you up i'm taking you back to 0.98

00:42:50.000 this person's house that i the other sister that i sleep with and on the way back she was like let's 1.00

00:42:55.020 stop at the beach wow and like hook up and i'm like oh my god sorry you were how old at the time

00:43:01.060 that was 17 and you're so 17 just hanging out at the nightclub like normal 16 17 year olds i had

00:43:06.020 i used to get drink cards because i was sponsored because a skateboarder hutch let chases hard and 0.64

00:43:10.420 fast nightclub i used to get fucking drinking i wonder if they were at dinner like like why did 0.99

00:43:15.740 they're at dinner right the sisters and the the mom and they're like yo we should all try to fuck 0.99

00:43:20.180 jason what do you guys say how like how does something like that no i think they i think they 0.99

00:43:24.180 all thought they would try to fuck me and and i don't think any of them knew because i know that 0.97

00:43:29.560 the one that i had sex with on the beach she told me not to tell her all the system when i got there 0.99

00:43:34.280 they were doing it for the clout maybe you were good looking i think i was just really good 0.58

00:43:38.120 looking yeah oh you think that's what it was and you looked exactly the same and this is a really

00:43:42.780 gross theory but i think i'm super uh i've been molested when i was a kid a couple people got me

00:43:49.340 so i feel like i have that thing people see it it's easier to read like i've people have guys

00:43:54.960 have tried to take me from school before i've been molested by a couple people when i was like

00:43:59.100 really young and then i feel like these women pray it's a woman it doesn't matter if it's a 1.00

00:44:03.500 woman or a man they prey on gullible fucking idiots and i feel like i'm a gullible kid that 1.00

00:44:09.200 just believes in stuff like that that's i feel like that's how i that's my theory on those women 1.00

00:44:15.040 because that was damage. 0.95

00:44:16.900 Like I felt like I treated women a different way

00:44:18.800 for the first 10 years of my dating life 0.99

00:44:20.660 because I just figured everybody wanted to fuck. 1.00

00:44:22.900 That's all you want. 1.00

00:44:24.100 And then they're like, no, I want to go out with you.

00:44:25.540 And I'm like, what?

00:44:26.140 That makes no sense. 0.99

00:44:27.440 So I think I was like a shithead for a long time 0.98

00:44:31.100 because I was just always on the bone, you know? 0.95

00:44:34.920 How do you get out of that?

00:44:36.100 You like me? 1.00

00:44:36.680 Do you want to fuck then? 1.00

00:44:37.980 Like it's hard for me to understand 1.00

00:44:39.060 how you wouldn't want to fuck. 0.99

00:44:40.260 Yeah, but that was the environment 1.00

00:44:43.060 and that's how you were nurtured.

00:44:45.040 but when it starts but i'm saying when it happens when you're a kid

00:44:47.680 even when you know it it still feels right okay like i still fight it sometimes still to this day 0.99

00:44:54.300 women are nice to me and i go she's trying to fuck me and then i go to myself no you 1.00

00:45:00.540 fucking loser like she's just no not everybody's trying to fuck you yeah because i just i think 1.00

00:45:05.680 that's like a little instinct thing don't trust people the uh the molestation story have you 1.00

00:45:10.960 opened up about it yeah yeah yeah yeah my uh babysitter and then my dad as well but i had uh

00:45:18.220 i didn't recollect it until i was 23 and i took a bunch of acid and some speed and after a skateboard

00:45:24.300 demo i had the hotel pool i wouldn't get out so uh my girlfriend at the time just let me stand in

00:45:31.040 the pool and i had apparently also wasted i had an imaginary friend an imaginary friend told me

00:45:35.680 that my father molested me so i'm sitting there going what he what and my chick is just watching 0.98

00:45:41.660 this shit and then uh she finally gets me to bed she calls my mom the next day my mom goes well i 0.99

00:45:46.780 thought he forgot that no fucking way he was only three and it was you know he said it was thought 0.99

00:45:52.200 it was his dad but you know the the babysitter had red hair so we put it down to the babysitter 0.93

00:45:57.120 and then i think like two days later i'm back at my father's house and i come out of my bedroom i

00:46:03.920 I didn't really, I had a room there where I would stay

00:46:06.540 because I was already living in America half the time.

00:46:08.960 So I come out of the room and he's like,

00:46:11.740 do you think you got molested?

00:46:12.960 And I was like, yeah.

00:46:14.620 He's like, do you think it was me?

00:46:15.980 And I was like, nah.

00:46:17.640 And he's like, oh.

00:46:18.660 And then I just walked out, got on a train, went to the ramp.

00:46:21.240 We never spoke about it again.

00:46:22.800 So I never really thought about it

00:46:25.100 because I really tried not to think about it.

00:46:26.800 When I recalled that, I was like, mm-mm. 0.99

00:46:28.640 Because I remember watching Oprah and shit and going, 1.00

00:46:30.360 man, those poor kids, they'll be so fucked up. 0.99

00:46:33.220 and i'm like oh my god i'm one of them what the fuck i thought you guys said i was golden when i 0.99

00:46:37.420 was a kid like nothing bad happened to me no i think i i did i i all of a sudden started to open 0.68

00:46:42.920 that part of my brain up where i saw more of that stuff happened more of the story then i went and

00:46:49.160 saw a doctor and did mdma therapy and then they run you through all the like you remember all 0.55

00:46:55.180 this stuff and that was just fucking where'd you do that he came he came to california and 0.86

00:47:01.880 You're like trying to think of the right way to tell the story 0.99

00:47:03.780 without fucking causing trouble. 0.99

00:47:05.580 No, well, I'm not going to say his name, so I don't care. 0.99

00:47:07.580 Yeah, for sure, for sure.

00:47:08.320 But yeah, I've done all these things of therapy,

00:47:11.280 everything to try and be normal.

00:47:13.100 Because in the end, I mean, I wanted to be famous.

00:47:15.160 I wanted to be awesome. 0.98

00:47:16.980 And then when I got little success and shit, I was like, 0.95

00:47:20.140 you know what, I actually just want to be really happy. 1.00

00:47:22.320 And I feel like I'm an angry, dark motherfucker 0.99

00:47:26.000 who has done a lot of things. 0.99

00:47:28.060 But most of the time when I'm not doing those things,

00:47:30.060 I'm pretty dark.

00:47:31.300 And I was like, I don't want to live like that anymore.

00:47:33.040 I want to be like, you know, a happy guy.

00:47:35.440 Did the MDMA therapy help with that?

00:47:37.460 Yeah.

00:47:38.120 What was the diagnosis that they told you they were trying to address with MDMA?

00:47:45.200 Was it PTSD?

00:47:46.100 He steers you through it.

00:47:48.420 And then at the end of it, the trick is for the doctor is when at the end of it,

00:47:52.440 after you've seen all this stuff happen and you're emotionally fucked up from realizing all this stuff has happened,

00:47:58.520 then he like lets the story go further shows you what he's what my father went through what he was 0.83

00:48:04.040 thinking how fucked up he is and what he's dealing with in the end by the time that uh he was done 0.97

00:48:09.120 I was feeling sorry for my dad and I know that's like some people feel like that's so fucked up 0.99

00:48:14.420 but I it makes it easier for me to because he's gone and I don't want to have any uh I don't want 0.60

00:48:22.640 to have any hate left in me that I can't even direct at anybody like he's not even here like 0.84

00:48:27.940 get the fuck over it like enough of the victim get over it and i feel like him the doctor putting 1.00

00:48:33.960 that twist on it at the end where i was like yeah he is he is fucked up like it's his fucking deal 1.00

00:48:40.880 i don't have to do this anymore i don't do it to my fucking kids so that's it i'm out it was his 0.99

00:48:46.380 burden to bear yeah so i just felt like ever it wasn't overnight but over a few weeks of just 0.99

00:48:52.600 keep running it through my head because that shit sticks and then i i felt like i got past it i got

00:48:57.620 Like, uh, I don't really think about it that much anymore. 0.98

00:49:00.140 Like I know what happened, but like today's a great day, you know?

00:49:03.400 Yeah.

00:49:04.080 Did that offer you like a tremendous level of peace immediately calm?

00:49:07.760 Like, did it, did it, do you feel different than you had felt for the past

00:49:10.700 however many decades?

00:49:12.000 Yeah.

00:49:12.500 Yeah. 0.64

00:49:12.680 My wife could tell too.

00:49:14.060 Just lightened up.

00:49:15.280 Wow. 0.99

00:49:15.740 Same as talking about being gay, dude. 1.00

00:49:17.440 Light me up. 1.00

00:49:17.980 Made me happy.

00:49:18.500 Talking about the Howard Stern show, people are like, Oh no, I feel happier. 0.97

00:49:22.620 Like when I'm not around people, which is, you know, most of our fucking life 0.86

00:49:26.600 when we're in here, I'm happy. 0.94

00:49:28.700 It used to be, it was just always Slayer

00:49:30.880 going on in my head. Sorry.

00:49:33.280 He's like, I don't know what Slayer is.

00:49:34.760 You don't know what Slayer is?

00:49:36.300 He doesn't. The band, Slayer.

00:49:38.720 Oh, of course. The 80s rock band.

00:49:40.640 The 80s rock band.

00:49:42.840 I love that you tried.

00:49:45.620 Yeah, it was a good shot.

00:49:46.320 You don't even know what it is.

00:49:48.260 That's awesome. You know what it stands for?

00:49:50.960 Satan laughs as you eternally 0.76

00:49:52.440 rot.

00:49:54.560 Pretty metal, right? Very metal.

00:49:56.600 Damn 1.00

00:49:57.560 Slayer 1.00

00:49:58.880 You didn't know that?

00:50:00.420 No, I also thought they were an 80s rock brand

00:50:03.080 Can I ask you

00:50:04.460 I'm going to pee on that note

00:50:08.220 No, no, don't 1.00

00:50:09.700 You sit in that fucking chair 1.00

00:50:13.240 I have to piss so bad 1.00

00:50:14.300 Piss in the bottle 0.95

00:50:15.540 There's a 0.95

00:50:17.760 I would, bro, listen

00:50:21.440 You got executive 0.99

00:50:22.180 You got executively shut the fuck down 0.99

00:50:24.660 That was awesome 0.99

00:50:25.380 good for you it's very special show very powerful i get that you got a lot more to lose don't pull 0.99

00:50:31.320 your dick out good call good call you know i if i didn't look over there i gotta do it i gotta 1.00

00:50:35.180 remember to take her advice i was about to do it my dick would have been out yeah the only problem 1.00

00:50:40.840 is my it can't fit in the bottle though fucking spin some shit son that's a fucking lie what were 1.00

00:50:47.000 you about to say you're about to ask something only reason i'm confident to ask you this is 1.00

00:50:51.540 because I seem, you are in an amazing place right now.

00:50:54.720 And when I was talking to you,

00:50:56.380 when we started talking about this,

00:50:57.440 it threw me off completely

00:50:58.420 because I didn't think you went through something like that.

00:51:00.240 And a lot of people don't open up about it

00:51:01.760 or talk about it.

00:51:02.740 There's a lot of people that struggle with that

00:51:04.740 and they're too scared to talk about it.

00:51:06.920 How would you get somebody who's listening right now

00:51:09.420 that's dealing with that

00:51:11.000 and they're too scared to bring that up?

00:51:13.200 Because if you talk about it, then it's real.

00:51:14.740 Like, I don't want that.

00:51:16.040 But it is real.

00:51:16.500 Because you just said it's dark in here.

00:51:18.640 So is that what you said?

00:51:19.640 Yeah, you got to face it.

00:51:20.540 Like the sooner I feel like the more I feel like when you don't face it, it becomes way bigger than what it is. 0.97

00:51:26.240 And then when you eventually face it, you say to yourself, what the fuck was I doing? 0.91

00:51:30.340 Wasting all that time, not just facing the reality of what I am. 0.98

00:51:33.720 Because most I feel like everybody, especially these days with the Instagram and shit, everybody looks so sweet, you know, but that's not people get down. 0.95

00:51:42.820 People have bad days. 0.96

00:51:43.820 Like even Ben Affleck probably. 0.91

00:51:45.580 Oh, wait, he has shitty days all the time. 0.92

00:51:47.860 You know what I mean?

00:51:48.780 even ben affleck i would say logan paul probably has a bad day some okay bad hour then you patch

00:51:56.840 it up you had a bad day i probably i probably i'm blessed to say i probably have maybe like

00:52:01.380 between five and ten bad days per year it's minimal it's minimal man it's minimal blessed

00:52:06.220 uh good for you thanks yeah not a lot to complain about i also think i got predisposed like i really 0.82

00:52:12.640 do believe i got predisposed to some genetic through line of happiness that's fucking awesome

00:52:19.000 i really i really do yeah you're making it work dude i like what you're doing it's also easier

00:52:24.480 like i have to acknowledge it's a bit easier when like you're always optimistic and happy

00:52:29.400 and and believe anything is okay or possible your parents seem like they got divorced right

00:52:34.440 but they don't seem but they don't like make it your problem no seem like they still hang it was

00:52:39.320 my problem at the time for sure but they handled each other pretty well it looks like or did they

00:52:43.560 not not at the time now now yeah did your parents get divorced yeah did you have your parents trying

00:52:50.460 to convince you to take their side yeah yeah at what age super unprofessional the worst the worst 0.98

00:52:55.440 when you become a father and you're like wait what the fuck did you guys really do that i was 0.96

00:53:00.540 like i was like seven right and they're like turning me against my own parent my mother had 0.98

00:53:05.160 her friends

00:53:06.340 all talk to me

00:53:08.060 about how bad

00:53:08.840 my father was

00:53:09.520 my uncle

00:53:09.980 my uncle did that

00:53:10.900 sat me in a room

00:53:12.160 badgered me

00:53:13.440 for like an hour

00:53:14.760 bro I'm eight

00:53:15.700 yeah your dad

00:53:17.140 I'm like dude

00:53:17.880 I'm in third 0.98

00:53:18.600 fucking grade 0.99

00:53:19.680 if I was my size now 1.00

00:53:21.480 god damn 0.99

00:53:24.420 all that boxing 0.99

00:53:25.280 and you throw an elbow

00:53:26.640 I know right

00:53:27.380 I got confused

00:53:28.080 are you gonna do MMA

00:53:30.960 he's meant for MMA guys

00:53:32.160 are you gonna do that

00:53:32.960 cause you can wrestle

00:53:33.680 yeah eventually

00:53:34.560 I feel like I'd be good 1.00

00:53:35.940 What was that shit with 1.00

00:53:37.060 Paula Costa 1.00

00:53:38.280 What was

00:53:38.640 How'd you feel

00:53:39.520 When you rolled with him

00:53:40.620 Felt good

00:53:42.780 I really

00:53:43.320 I had it rolled

00:53:44.580 Around in

00:53:45.580 Probably

00:53:46.680 Probably five years

00:53:47.660 And we were rolling on the mat

00:53:48.860 And I was like 0.99

00:53:49.160 Oh shit 1.00

00:53:49.640 Like I'm actually good at this shit 1.00

00:53:50.960 Except I noticed 0.99

00:53:52.140 And every time I do jujitsu

00:53:53.880 Or wrestling

00:53:55.020 You do jujitsu

00:53:56.100 Yeah

00:53:56.640 I go to like a class

00:53:57.600 Every now and then

00:53:58.040 And I did it

00:53:58.740 Did you kick

00:53:58.920 I did it in high school

00:53:59.700 That's the one thing I haven't

00:54:01.040 I can

00:54:01.680 Because I'm flexible

00:54:02.300 And my front kicks are good

00:54:03.180 But I haven't nailed the

00:54:04.460 the like typical only because you just don't try right i've never right never tried but my knees

00:54:10.500 man what's wrong with your knees i just had a knee replacement so hey what would you get replaced 0.94

00:54:15.400 my mcl so i tore that tore my fucking uh mcl uh what's not acl there's another one there's a third 0.98

00:54:22.960 one acl no mcl no maybe it wasn't yeah i got no pcl that was it and then yeah tore a piece of 0.99

00:54:31.600 cartilage i just got fucked up knees since high school uh sports just fucking around you blew 0.98

00:54:36.340 your knees out doing a sport that wasn't even like you were just pogo stick not pogo sticking 0.99

00:54:40.280 bullshit no i was i was running on the one and then uh the other one just tore my my lower body 0.99

00:54:46.380 is not durable you could get that fixed you know that right wow it's fucking surgeries and stem 0.99

00:54:52.240 cells and all that they do crazy shit now i don't want bro by the time i was 18 i had like five to 0.98

00:54:56.580 six surgeries on shit like i don't want any more surgeries okay it's why it's why i like boxing 0.96

00:55:00.660 Cause my upper body 0.99

00:55:01.580 Knock on wood

00:55:02.180 Is durable

00:55:02.960 It's strong

00:55:03.680 That's where my muscle is

00:55:05.040 I got skinny legs dude

00:55:06.380 Like I'm the dude

00:55:07.320 With the chicken legs

00:55:08.120 Oh okay

00:55:08.800 You hide it well

00:55:09.680 Oh it's the big shorts

00:55:11.080 That's how you do it

00:55:12.060 No no no

00:55:12.600 We're going short shorts now 1.00

00:55:13.620 I know you're from Australia 1.00

00:55:14.580 You know

00:55:14.940 Look I got

00:55:16.480 But you're saying

00:55:17.140 You got skinny legs

00:55:17.920 Skinny 0.89

00:55:19.180 You hide it well

00:55:20.000 I did not notice

00:55:20.560 You got chicken legs

00:55:21.420 They're not skinny skinny 1.00

00:55:22.320 He's full of shit right 1.00

00:55:23.180 He's got muscular quads 1.00

00:55:25.420 He's not that

00:55:25.960 It's not that bad 1.00

00:55:26.800 You're full of shit 1.00

00:55:27.480 You see my brother's legs 1.00

00:55:28.460 Not recently

00:55:29.900 Should your brother do stuff to his eyelashes?

00:55:32.620 Huh?

00:55:32.900 Should your brother do stuff to his eyelashes?

00:55:34.560 No.

00:55:35.500 Man, they are really cute.

00:55:36.780 They're cute.

00:55:37.400 He can be cute sometimes.

00:55:38.320 And that's going to sound really bad coming from me, I know.

00:55:40.940 Nah, nah.

00:55:41.300 I sincerely, I'm like, wow, check that out.

00:55:43.300 He's a cutie, yeah.

00:55:44.440 People pay for those eyelashes, you know that?

00:55:46.820 No, he, nothing yet.

00:55:49.880 It's funny.

00:55:50.300 He got good looking.

00:55:54.240 I think we both got better looking.

00:55:56.460 We're aging like a fine wine, if I do say something.

00:55:59.080 How old are you, like 25?

00:55:59.560 25 now

00:56:00.300 That's not

00:56:01.040 That's like when you're just

00:56:01.880 Supposed to figure out

00:56:02.960 Like your best look 1.00

00:56:04.140 Cause you suck 1.00

00:56:05.080 Well this is not 1.00

00:56:05.820 You're like shining 0.98

00:56:06.500 This is a mullet 1.00

00:56:07.100 I have a fucking mullet 1.00

00:56:08.300 Why do you guys 1.00

00:56:09.220 Brush it forward so much

00:56:10.500 Uh

00:56:11.920 We got big foreheads

00:56:13.660 Is it that bad

00:56:14.580 Like you're saying

00:56:15.380 That if you have like

00:56:16.620 A hair of slicked back 1.00

00:56:17.600 You look stupid 1.00

00:56:18.240 Yeah 1.00

00:56:18.700 Pull it back

00:56:20.300 Uh

00:56:21.340 Oh you don't have to

00:56:21.960 I'll do it when I'm

00:56:22.580 Like

00:56:23.040 Wow it's that critical

00:56:23.980 Of a thing to do

00:56:24.660 No I know

00:56:25.140 You have a normal forehead 1.00

00:56:28.540 What the fuck 1.00

00:56:29.040 No it's big 1.00

00:56:29.540 He just looks

00:56:30.940 He looks like a dolphin

00:56:32.240 Put it away

00:56:32.840 He looks like a dolphin

00:56:33.640 I'm so sorry

00:56:35.240 I'm so sorry

00:56:36.420 That's why you're worried about it 0.99

00:56:38.080 You got shitty friends like that 0.99

00:56:39.620 That's a great forehead 0.99

00:56:41.520 Eventually

00:56:42.120 Eventually my forehead will be out

00:56:43.540 But I gotta

00:56:44.120 I can't just

00:56:44.660 I'm 25 man

00:56:45.800 Like I'm gonna look like 0.99

00:56:46.480 Fucking Bieber 0.99

00:56:47.040 Till I'm you know 1.00

00:56:47.680 Probably 50-60 years old

00:56:49.280 And then I'll go bald

00:56:50.500 Don't go bald

00:56:52.300 Do the thing

00:56:52.880 Take the pill 1.00

00:56:53.560 Oh yeah we're going to Turkey dude

00:56:54.600 Why do you have to go to Turkey

00:56:56.180 Take the 0.88

00:56:56.600 They got the hair

00:56:57.120 You do great surgery there

00:56:58.340 Wait, they don't have it here 0.99

00:57:00.520 No, they do, but they're very fucking good in Turkey 0.97

00:57:03.820 They'll do your whole head for 5G's 0.97

00:57:05.940 They'll put you up in a 5 star resort

00:57:07.220 No one will know anything about it 1.00

00:57:08.260 Come back, you can get your dick sucked left and right 1.00

00:57:10.280 Why does everybody have to hide it? 1.00

00:57:12.520 What's wrong with you people?

00:57:13.880 So what? You went bald

00:57:15.420 We're in social media 1.00

00:57:16.860 We're selling a fucking dream here, man 1.00

00:57:21.400 I said alright 1.00

00:57:23.080 I'm not trying to fight 1.00

00:57:24.300 I'll just fuck with you 1.00

00:57:27.140 Nah, we're going to vlog it 1.00

00:57:28.060 We don't give a fuck anymore. 0.99

00:57:29.340 Yeah. 0.99

00:57:29.940 Oh, yeah, we are.

00:57:30.580 We're going to tell everybody about it. 0.82

00:57:31.720 You are like the least bold person alive. 1.00

00:57:34.540 The back's pretty fucked up. 1.00

00:57:35.440 Oh, you're going to do the donut. 1.00

00:57:37.740 He'll throw hands at my videographer if he catches the back of his head.

00:57:40.580 The back of the head's pretty bad.

00:57:41.420 I'm actually doing a sponsorship for it next week for a company.

00:57:44.220 You could get it tattooed.

00:57:45.640 I'll do that. 0.99

00:57:46.380 If you tattooed like a cool logo or some shit on the back, like all black, 0.94

00:57:49.860 then it kind of makes your hair look like you've got hair in the back. 0.96

00:57:53.180 You won't see it.

00:57:54.480 If you shave your head, then it looks like you have a yarmulke. 0.99

00:57:57.360 Then you really look Jewish. 1.00

00:57:59.100 Think about putting the Slayer logo on it. 0.72

00:58:01.480 Pentagram.

00:58:02.040 Yeah.

00:58:02.400 Nice.

00:58:03.000 I have this in my notes.

00:58:05.940 Dylan's notes.

00:58:06.720 Yeah, it's not even his.

00:58:07.600 Is it true you used to go out looking for glory holes?

00:58:10.100 Explain.

00:58:12.220 Can we talk about me killing a guy? 0.91

00:58:14.760 I thought you killed a guy.

00:58:16.300 How do you hunt a glory hole?

00:58:17.760 You don't hunt a glory hole.

00:58:18.540 That's my question.

00:58:19.740 That snake, snake hole, snake hole.

00:58:21.900 Like what did that hunt look like?

00:58:23.740 I didn't know.

00:58:24.260 I don't know about hunt.

00:58:25.120 i didn't i didn't know about these places but there's places that are like uh

00:58:30.000 uh i mean it's you pay to get admission to get in and it's just a maze it's mazes

00:58:38.040 upstairs downstairs of booths like you go into any booth and all of a sudden there's holes in

00:58:44.960 the wall the picture of the girl there no no no it's a surprise who knows who knows if it's a 0.83

00:58:51.200 human guy you don't know what it is fucking surprise it's a dude they don't let girls in 0.98

00:58:56.960 there and girls don't want to go in there because it's fucking nasty well there are some that have 0.98

00:59:01.480 girls it's not it's definitely not all dudes there's because you see videos oh you mean a 0.93

00:59:06.380 video of it i'm just saying is there a place where you can go and there's like a hundred people in 0.99

00:59:10.480 there and you put your dick in the hole and it gets sucked off and there's girls there when you 1.00

00:59:14.240 say girls there do you mean the ones doing the sucking or the ones they're hanging out like what 1.00

00:59:18.740 like what are you asking me yeah sucking i thought i always thought that there was man 1.00

00:59:24.780 have i been lured in a it's like damn well it looks like i have gotten my dick sucked by a guy 1.00

00:59:29.620 but uh but damn bro so i always thought that was i always thought glory holes were the most 1.00

00:59:37.080 and this isn't being judged how would you know huh how did i know what 0.99

00:59:40.740 oh oh yeah well you just go i mean there's tons of people walking around but then there's doors

00:59:48.540 You open the door

00:59:49.180 You go in

00:59:49.820 And there's like

00:59:51.220 There'll be a hole right there

00:59:52.420 A hole right there

00:59:53.080 And a hole right there

00:59:53.860 And

00:59:54.660 How do you choose?

00:59:55.660 It's like Sophie's Choice

00:59:56.420 It's up to whatever you want

00:59:57.560 The whole thing is supposed to be like

00:59:59.260 Kind of fun

01:00:00.180 Like I choose your own adventure

01:00:01.260 I mean sometimes they'll be like

01:00:03.260 Because they put a little hand

01:00:04.400 In the hole

01:00:05.340 Like they tap their finger

01:00:06.480 Which means 1.00

01:00:07.420 Put your dick in there 1.00

01:00:08.660 Yeah yeah yeah 1.00

01:00:08.960 See what happens 0.99

01:00:09.540 Or there's a dick 0.99

01:00:10.300 Sitting out there like 1.00

01:00:11.720 Hey who wants to suck it 1.00

01:00:12.880 So it's either that or the other 1.00

01:00:14.120 Oh sometimes there'll be a dick 0.99

01:00:15.840 Coming through it 0.99

01:00:16.580 Yeah

01:00:16.780 Oh so it's

01:00:17.800 Oh, that's exciting. 1.00

01:00:19.080 Oh, so basically this is just like a men's only party putting dicks in holes and sucking. 1.00

01:00:24.320 That's fire. 1.00

01:00:24.880 Wow.

01:00:25.720 And it's huge.

01:00:26.780 And it's packed. 0.99

01:00:27.340 Where the fuck was this? 0.99

01:00:28.740 What country? 0.99

01:00:29.100 There's one right now.

01:00:31.300 You're about to say a place in LA, aren't you?

01:00:32.820 Yeah.

01:00:33.140 Wow.

01:00:33.740 It's a Trader Joe's.

01:00:34.380 Santa Monica and Highland, like just near there.

01:00:37.940 I mean, obviously it's closed now because of the pandemic, but this place called where

01:00:41.620 it's just pumping.

01:00:42.240 The Zone.

01:00:42.780 They do boxing too.

01:00:44.740 They don't do any of that.

01:00:47.940 Pretty gnarly.

01:00:48.760 Didn't know DAZN was in business with that kind of stuff.

01:00:50.760 Yeah, I wasn't sure.

01:00:51.580 I read this.

01:00:52.180 I was like, what?

01:00:53.140 You go around looking for Gloria, like just in the city?

01:00:55.720 I don't go around.

01:00:56.480 No, that's not exactly what happened.

01:00:58.060 Somebody tells me about that place and I go, what? 1.00

01:01:01.220 Bullshit. 1.00

01:01:01.640 Same as someone says, hey, man, there's this place in the bushes where all these people are all trying to gay off. 1.00

01:01:06.100 I'm like, bullshit. 1.00

01:01:07.300 And then I go. 1.00

01:01:08.040 You've been to Burning Man?

01:01:08.480 Because it's easy for me.

01:01:09.180 No one's going to jump me.

01:01:10.340 Like, I don't have to worry.

01:01:12.280 Ooh, spooky at night. 1.00

01:01:13.380 Like, fuck off. 1.00

01:01:13.980 It feels similar to me. 1.00

01:01:16.120 Remember those VHS videos back in the day called Faces of Death?

01:01:20.280 There's a video where you could see a woman get killed by a refrigerator that falls. 1.00

01:01:24.580 And you're like, fuck that. 1.00

01:01:25.820 That's disgusting. 1.00

01:01:26.540 Where do I get it? 0.93

01:01:27.740 It's the same kind of vibe. 1.00

01:01:29.080 Let me go stick my dick in a- 1.00

01:01:30.280 I don't know about that, man. 1.00

01:01:30.560 Now you're making me feel bad.

01:01:31.640 No, I'm so sorry.

01:01:32.840 I didn't mean that.

01:01:33.560 I kind of used to like going there.

01:01:35.600 Sorry. 0.90

01:01:36.260 I fucked it up for you.

01:01:37.160 It was kind of exciting. 0.98

01:01:37.940 Well, now I wouldn't go because of the pandemic, but it's kind of exciting.

01:01:40.680 Talk about that for a second.

01:01:42.200 How exciting? 1.00

01:01:42.500 We don't want anybody to get COVID, but let's all just suck random cocks. 1.00

01:01:47.340 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:01:48.180 You can't do that.

01:01:49.080 What if just behind the hole you just hear? 0.99

01:01:51.520 You know, didn't they say something about glory holes as the safest way to have sex? 0.98

01:01:55.060 It was like an article in some thing in the magazine. 0.64

01:01:58.140 I swear it was, right?

01:01:59.160 I'm not lying.

01:01:59.720 Was it safe for you?

01:02:00.780 Did you ever get an STD from a glory hole?

01:02:02.300 Because I have here in my notes.

01:02:03.400 I've got an STD from everything.

01:02:04.560 But from what, though?

01:02:05.600 Like a herpes? 1.00

01:02:06.300 You get an STD from a blowjob, man. 1.00

01:02:08.080 Herpes. 1.00

01:02:08.780 Because there's no other STD. 0.99

01:02:09.720 You get chlaminia and gonorrhea from a blowjob. 0.99

01:02:12.260 What's that? It's like mouth media? 1.00

01:02:14.020 How do you clam the foot? 0.99

01:02:15.920 That's fucking weird. I understand you can 0.98

01:02:18.420 do it, but you can also

01:02:19.600 bungee jump with a string.

01:02:21.920 You can do it, but 1.00

01:02:23.800 who's gotten fucking chlamydia from getting a fucking 1.00

01:02:25.960 BJ? Four times. Wow. 1.00

01:02:27.880 I'll just shut up right fucking now. 1.00

01:02:32.040 I just shut my fucking... After the fourth 1.00

01:02:33.920 time, I was like, okay, so maybe just 1.00

01:02:35.800 no glory hole at all then?

01:02:37.460 It burns when you pee. It means you can't box as good and shit. 1.00

01:02:40.060 You're all burned down tired for a while. 0.99

01:02:41.720 And I don't think it's good for you to be on antibiotics

01:02:44.400 Like four times a year 1.00

01:02:45.660 Because you're sticking your dick in some seedy hole 1.00

01:02:47.960 You have to move on 1.00

01:02:49.800 It's a fun experience

01:02:51.340 It's like when my wife and I

01:02:54.800 First had an open relationship

01:02:56.200 We were boning everybody

01:02:57.260 Because we could

01:02:58.620 With permission?

01:03:01.140 So you have to run your proposed partner

01:03:04.400 By your person you proposed to

01:03:06.320 Or no

01:03:06.980 Because we had Kissa and Johnny Sins on the show

01:03:09.220 And they have a similar relationship 0.98

01:03:10.880 where they're like yeah we can fuck kind of whoever we want outside of this relationship but 0.93

01:03:14.180 but it can't first yeah but it's same with them they can't be it can't be secret they can't like 0.97

01:03:19.600 you can't all of a sudden like be like if someone hits on me i can't just bone her i have to go

01:03:23.700 hang on a second and say hey somebody really trying to bone me she's cute is that okay does 1.00

01:03:28.500 she ever say she doesn't answer fuck yes it depends on who it is she's like fuck that shit 1.00

01:03:32.700 pig no way you're fucking her and i'm like okay fair enough because she's certain looks where 1.00

01:03:36.640 she's like how does she decide and like what's the determining factor who you cannot have sex 1.00

01:03:40.720 within your open relationship she might not like that that person might have said something weird 0.50

01:03:44.260 to her or or was too flirtatious in front of her so she's like yeah nah you can't you're not gonna

01:03:50.520 get that one what about what about the other way what about when she hits you up and is like yo

01:03:54.700 like this dude's you know ready to yeah whatever well it doesn't really happen that much anymore

01:03:59.480 it used to be a group thing we just always get two girls you know or yeah or two guys or just

01:04:05.840 more people and then we'd

01:04:07.980 like Batman and Robin their generals.

01:04:09.300 Yeah, sure. What's the max amount of people?

01:04:12.340 I don't know, like five or six or something?

01:04:13.980 Five or six. That's your max?

01:04:16.360 I mean, then we used to go to swinger parties

01:04:17.920 but then that got weird because usually a lot of people 0.94

01:04:20.020 are really old and that's kind of like 0.78

01:04:22.140 sometimes a wife

01:04:23.960 is kind of hot and the dude's

01:04:25.800 super old and I'm like, mm-mm.

01:04:27.240 He's like, hey, sonny, what'd you ever think about him?

01:04:29.500 Or maybe the guy's kind of cute and the lady's not.

01:04:32.120 I'm like, uh-uh.

01:04:33.320 I'm not taking that one for the time.

01:04:35.840 him and vice versa she said like hell no i'm not touching him i'm like fair enough so but in the 0.89

01:04:40.740 end it all just we did it all and then it got get bit all the time there's girls that pretend they're 1.00

01:04:46.060 into it and they're not they're just into me so now they're doing some weird thing with her vagina 1.00

01:04:49.940 and she's looking at me like what the fuck is this and i'm like i don't know she said she was 1.00

01:04:53.820 bi so so then it just became like a got a couple people that we know and that's it will she get 1.00

01:05:00.240 Will she get upset if you ask to have sex with someone who she says no to? 0.95

01:05:06.240 But you still took a liking to them, obviously, enough to have sex with this person. 0.96

01:05:11.560 Does that cause any distress?

01:05:14.240 The gnarliest one ever is I kind of – there's somebody that I – I don't date, but I love her.

01:05:20.200 She loves me.

01:05:20.860 We are friends.

01:05:21.660 If we see each other, we can bone.

01:05:23.560 She lives in Texas, and I've spent a weekend with her.

01:05:27.380 And that was like a – she was like, so do you love her?

01:05:29.420 and I'm like yeah and she's like okay we need to talk and I'm like yep we sure do but it's love

01:05:36.740 like will you move to Texas and and and and leave your wife no no I love this person like she's my

01:05:44.420 friend I also think she's really pretty and a great person but I don't it's like I love her I

01:05:50.300 got a couple of guy friends and I love them I'm not gonna marry him I'm not leaving my wife it's

01:05:55.020 like i love you as a friend and you're really hot and we have sex so it's that's like an even more 0.99

01:06:00.060 of a head fuck for everybody involved because she's like you actually care for this girl i'm 1.00

01:06:05.120 like yeah so it but that's how she she only sleeps with guys that she cares about she doesn't do the 1.00

01:06:11.380 thing like we do sorry maybe me where you know you bone people and you don't you don't need a 1.00

01:06:16.160 mental connection well that's how women are yeah not all of them but a lot of them has she hooked 1.00

01:06:20.960 up with any of your friends yeah would your wife fuck mike uh probably no no you can just say i 1.00

01:06:31.540 don't know i don't i don't know i mean you got a big dick yeah yeah well then you got a chance 1.00

01:06:37.400 yeah but i don't know how she is with i mean you seem she likes people that look you know like 1.00

01:06:42.660 tattoos sketchy people yeah fucked up i mean i see that's the thing i have to hide it i am i'm 1.00

01:06:47.360 fucked. He's disgusting. I'm horrified. 1.00

01:06:49.620 He's a sicko. You might have a shot. 1.00

01:06:51.540 I mean, I definitely don't make those decisions. 0.98

01:06:53.380 Damn, up until a couple weeks ago 0.98

01:06:55.600 I could have tried. This is a fucking wild 1.00

01:06:57.220 conversation. 0.99

01:06:59.320 I'm sorry, what? He wants to pull up

01:07:01.460 on your wife, I think he said.

01:07:03.400 What do you mean pull up?

01:07:06.580 Dylan's got worried

01:07:07.340 for a second there.

01:07:09.200 Up until about a couple weeks ago. I don't care. You can do it.

01:07:11.500 What's her Instagram?

01:07:14.420 Underwearwolf.

01:07:15.320 Oh, nice.

01:07:17.360 oh god i've seen her bro she's bad this is why i asked for my boy yeah and if we're i don't know

01:07:24.280 it's just a thought maybe i'm gonna just could i just say up until a couple weeks ago i would

01:07:28.180 have had some bartering material here that might have might have sweetened the deal because i had

01:07:31.920 a girlfriend that oh like you would bring something in yeah but something heavy man 0.98

01:07:36.680 like real heavy but now i can't because i'm a lonely fucking piece of shit i got nothing 0.98

01:07:40.200 i can't i can't i can't sweeten the pot in any way shape or fucking i'm sorry jason if i made 0.98

01:07:44.500 uncomfortable dude i i it was it was a burning question on my mind it's my job to run an 0.99

01:07:49.260 entertaining fucked up you're doing a great show thanks and you type that shit up real fast 0.96

01:07:54.380 very impressive it's weird it popped up like it was already searched before 1.00

01:07:57.720 you know obama follows her shut up hey barack follows her on twitter how come because she's 0.52

01:08:05.100 got an only fans account that's what happened when i got five from serious she started an 0.99

01:08:08.480 only fans account to pay the rent she also looks like she probably talks a little bit of shit about 0.99

01:08:12.660 the the right yeah a little bit she takes so barack barack uh followed her because she started 0.97

01:08:19.920 only fans that's my theory i feel like i swear i feel like there's like a lot of politicians follow

01:08:25.160 people that start only fans accounts i don't think barack follows her i think that the person that

01:08:30.520 follows that account follows her that runs his account follows well he follows like 300 something

01:08:35.420 thousand people on twitter so like he'll follow anybody to follow out of it how she do on only

01:08:41.400 fans crushes good yeah isn't it isn't what do you think of that whole industry i think it's great

01:08:45.520 i think it's really shitty that seems like everybody frowns upon the people that want to 0.97

01:08:50.340 do sex work and i don't think you're really stopping the illegal sex work from what i've 0.85

01:08:55.180 got friends that work in that department of trying to stop sex trafficking and they say how big it is

01:09:00.380 and how much money it is massive for the for the world the globe is all just into it and then you 0.99

01:09:06.260 You know, my friend can't say OnlyFans because you're fucking the government like shadow bans and people that want to show their shit on camera. 0.99

01:09:15.660 I'm like, they want to. 0.99

01:09:17.020 That's their they like it.

01:09:18.980 Well, not only do you take that away from them. 0.60

01:09:20.540 Well, not only that, but it finally got to a point where the industry was monetizing the people that did the work as opposed to the rich, you know, white dudes. 0.97

01:09:26.720 That's why I fucking like it's like podcasting. 0.99

01:09:29.360 These guys now like my old school ass with the I was the last person I fucked up, man. 0.99

01:09:34.160 if i had waited a little bit longer i would have been a podcaster not a fucking sirius xm guy 1.00

01:09:38.480 because sirius xm's like we're the future we're not radio we're fucking something else you are 0.99

01:09:43.300 something else you know what you were like right here because you should have just gone all the 0.96

01:09:46.820 way to podcast but you did your own satellite and that's like an old school thing as well 0.96

01:09:51.940 it just it's not it's not up you guys are up to speed with shit but you also don't have

01:09:58.400 you don't need a middleman like you could just do your show and you could book guests and i feel 0.94

01:10:05.100 like it's like now that i have a podcast and i just reach out to my friends or i have people

01:10:09.160 that i'm like that guy's cool i wonder if he'll do the show and then he does it and i'm like wait

01:10:12.400 why do i have all these other people why were all these other people involved in my show yeah i had

01:10:16.560 like 25 people you got get out you got the smart amount yeah i had people that were telling me what

01:10:23.160 to do so and i didn't even know that person's name and i'd been in this game for a long time

01:10:27.340 You had a whole person that was just to give us water and bring us into the room. 0.65

01:10:31.800 She was like, oh, yeah, guys, like, here, come into this room and gave us some water. 0.84

01:10:35.720 That was actually the executive producer that didn't know how to do anything but get you water.

01:10:39.680 Wow.

01:10:40.920 Wow.

01:10:41.740 There's a lot of those in Hollywood.

01:10:43.180 Because you didn't get to pick your producer.

01:10:45.120 Yeah.

01:10:46.080 Not like now.

01:10:46.900 She did have, I will say.

01:10:47.920 We picked Dylan.

01:10:48.340 My producer is my wife now.

01:10:50.120 Oh.

01:10:50.760 Oh.

01:10:51.220 Yeah, great. 1.00

01:10:51.840 Was she a producer first or a wife first? 1.00

01:10:54.420 She's been a producer for three months. 1.00

01:10:56.660 Oh, it's a wife.

01:10:57.620 Wait, how long have you guys been married?

01:11:01.040 Three years.

01:11:02.360 We've been together for 10.

01:11:03.640 How's it going?

01:11:04.340 You liking the vibe of it?

01:11:05.960 Is everything good?

01:11:06.600 It's perfect.

01:11:07.640 For a weird guy, I mean, from this interview,

01:11:09.800 imagine somebody being in love with me.

01:11:11.220 It'd be tough, right?

01:11:12.180 That's okay.

01:11:13.340 It's probably just a lot.

01:11:14.400 Not tough, just a lot.

01:11:15.920 Sure.

01:11:16.600 That's a nice way to put it.

01:11:17.800 Yes, it's a lot.

01:11:18.500 It is a lot.

01:11:18.960 And she's a troubled individual as well.

01:11:21.840 So we do well together.

01:11:23.460 You never know how those are going to work.

01:11:24.980 no i feel like it's weird i'm telling you it's it's the therapy and then together or separate i 0.82

01:11:30.700 do therapy because i'm way more fucked up than her and then i pretend i'm the therapist whenever 0.84

01:11:35.780 there's shit going on with my wife and i where i i just do his brain in my brain same as like if 0.99

01:11:41.200 i'm bartering with people with stuff there used to be a thing where you're like no we can't help 0.99

01:11:45.120 you i'm like the fuck you mean you can't help me and now i have a therapist i go well look guys 0.96

01:11:51.040 come we like have a discussion about like there's this other thing that i another gear that i own 0.99

01:11:55.540 that i never had growing up you crushed it because i thought i had a fellow fuck up like myself and i 0.99

01:12:01.700 got in a relationship and then as soon as we got in a relationship it was like a fucking sheet came 0.99

01:12:05.340 off she's like haha let's get married right now by the way and i was like what the fuck dude i 1.00

01:12:10.120 thought you were fucking as fucked up as me what dude it was so weird she was like listen here's 0.99

01:12:14.680 the deal like i really enjoy going to bed around 8 8 30 but i'll push it to 9 if it's you know if 1.00

01:12:19.440 We want to really turn up. 0.99

01:12:20.900 I'm like, dog, what the fuck's good? 1.00

01:12:22.400 I literally got in a relationship with you because of how fucked up you're supposed to be. 1.00

01:12:26.700 And now everybody thinks you're fucked up. 1.00

01:12:28.000 And now you're just a normal ass fucking white picket fence ass. 1.00

01:12:31.300 I live in fucking Idaho type fucking normal. 1.00

01:12:34.980 My first wife was a stripper and I met her on ecstasy. 1.00

01:12:38.020 And then when we got married, I wasn't allowed to smoke weed anymore.

01:12:40.700 And if I came home high and she found out because the visine didn't kick in or something, she would beat me up.

01:12:47.920 People never believed it until somebody overheard a beatdown one night 0.99

01:12:52.060 where I got super beat up, and then the next day I was all bloody and shit. 0.96

01:12:55.640 Is that why you started boxing? 0.97

01:12:57.400 No.

01:12:59.880 You just wouldn't take it?

01:13:02.040 Yeah, because she was a little girl.

01:13:03.900 He can't do nothing.

01:13:04.680 He couldn't do anything back.

01:13:05.700 You don't have to fight her back, but at least some do her. 0.97

01:13:08.300 I found it wouldn't stop until she landed a good one, 0.99

01:13:11.400 so I would just let her land. 0.98

01:13:12.840 Jason, come on.

01:13:13.840 This was a long time ago. 0.97

01:13:16.940 You punch me now. 0.90

01:13:17.620 One or two, maybe three, four, five beatings. 0.82

01:13:19.920 You know, who knows?

01:13:21.460 But eventually, like.

01:13:22.900 I was terrified of her. 1.00

01:13:24.300 She beat me the one time at the DC.

01:13:25.840 DC flew me to Aspen, and I was there to, like, do a club appearance.

01:13:29.500 And she goes, be back by 12.

01:13:31.320 And I got back at two, drunk. 1.00

01:13:33.720 And when I walked in, she goes, what the fuck? 0.99

01:13:36.660 It's two and a more. 1.00

01:13:37.380 And I was like, oh, fucking get over it. 0.96

01:13:40.060 I was super drunk, and I just didn't know who I was talking to. 1.00

01:13:43.820 And she just goes, whoop, sucker kick in the dick. 1.00

01:13:46.120 and I go drop to my knees like, oh, my God, 1.00

01:13:48.980 and then suck a kick to the face. 1.00

01:13:50.360 Nice. 1.00

01:13:50.840 And it goes wrong.

01:13:52.860 Because I know now from boxing, I'm like, I'm in the.

01:13:56.180 You got rocked.

01:13:56.740 Yeah.

01:13:57.120 She rocked.

01:13:58.180 And all of a sudden I feel. 0.99

01:14:00.500 And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

01:14:02.520 I'm like, oh, my God, you still punching me? 1.00

01:14:04.260 Really?

01:14:05.220 And I'm like, oh, my God.

01:14:06.920 And then I go into the living room and I'm sitting on the couch 0.99

01:14:11.360 and she comes and she goes, what the fuck are you doing in there? 0.98

01:14:14.860 I'm like, I don't know, just hanging out on the couch. 1.00

01:14:17.520 Get the fuck in the bedroom now, you cunt. 1.00

01:14:20.480 That's how she spoke. 1.00

01:14:21.420 Like what did she want you to do, to go to sleep?

01:14:23.560 Yeah.

01:14:23.900 So I just got in bed.

01:14:25.280 I got in there. 1.00

01:14:26.460 I went in the bedroom like a bitch and lied in there 1.00

01:14:30.200 and then woke up in the morning with blood all over the pillow 1.00

01:14:33.000 because she fucked my face up. 0.99

01:14:35.020 And then I just show up to get on the bus with all the DC team 0.99

01:14:38.220 and the DC photographer guy goes, Jason, I need to talk to you, man.

01:14:43.620 And I'm like, yeah, man, what's up?

01:14:45.460 And he's like, I'm in the room next to you, okay?

01:14:48.980 Nobody deserves, I don't care how big you are. 1.00

01:14:52.460 You need to fucking get a divorce. 1.00

01:14:54.200 You need to fucking anger management. 1.00

01:14:55.340 You need to get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:14:56.880 She is fucked up. 1.00

01:14:58.440 And I was like, well, you think that's, well, that's an interesting point. 1.00

01:15:03.280 And we're laughing, but it's actually fucked up. 0.98

01:15:05.640 I just didn't know any better, you know? 0.98

01:15:07.460 And then one more time, she beat me up for coming home.

01:15:10.620 Jesus.

01:15:10.980 I live with a pro skateboard friend

01:15:13.700 and I came back to the house with sunglasses on

01:15:15.740 I'm a real bad liar

01:15:17.040 I can't lie very good 0.99

01:15:18.400 she's like god damn it Jason how high are you 0.98

01:15:21.660 he's like hi how are you 0.99

01:15:23.060 I said no I'm not

01:15:24.960 and then I get on my stomach and start playing the video game

01:15:28.080 and my friend he's on the couch

01:15:29.240 and she's like take the glasses off 0.99

01:15:30.920 and I'm like I don't need to take the fucking glasses off 0.99

01:15:32.760 I'm not fucking high so just get over it 1.00

01:15:35.060 plan plan take your fucking glasses off 1.00

01:15:37.320 I go there are you fucking happy 1.00

01:15:40.320 And then I go back to playing a video game. 0.98

01:15:41.920 I'm like, I wonder if my eyes are bloodshot or not.

01:15:43.720 I don't know.

01:15:44.440 I mean, I did put eye drops in. 0.78

01:15:45.660 And then all of a sudden she jumped in the air from behind 1.00

01:15:48.620 and stomped my fucking back of my head into the ground. 1.00

01:15:53.500 And then starts kicking me in the head. 0.99

01:15:55.380 And I see my friend running up the staircase to his bedroom. 1.00

01:15:58.680 He ran off on me and let her fucking foot stomp me. 0.99

01:16:02.060 He still stayed there? 1.00

01:16:04.180 No, he ran up to his bedroom.

01:16:05.600 And then he told me, he's like, man, you can't live with her.

01:16:08.340 And then that was the end of it.

01:16:09.500 That's when I said, you can't, I got to move out.

01:16:11.920 Jesus. 1.00

01:16:12.540 But I got beat up a lot by her. 1.00

01:16:14.100 And nobody believed me because she was so hot and so little and cute. 1.00

01:16:17.640 You just never – and she talked like little – she said little cute words 1.00

01:16:21.000 and things like that. 1.00

01:16:22.160 And then she went, listen, here you fucking – and go the other side. 1.00

01:16:25.240 After we got married though. 1.00

01:16:26.600 Like after I married her, then she did that. 1.00

01:16:29.720 She tricked you. 1.00

01:16:30.060 She tricked you.

01:16:31.000 Did she tell you instead of saying she wanted to get pizza,

01:16:32.900 she'd be like, you want to get some pizza?

01:16:34.400 Like did she put like little random whys on the end of her words?

01:16:36.800 Everything had a whys on it.

01:16:37.960 Yeah.

01:16:39.500 Did she ever, after she beat the living 1.00

01:16:42.780 shit out of you, did she ever 1.00

01:16:44.480 then try to get you to have sex 1.00

01:16:46.680 with her right after that? 0.99

01:16:47.980 No, that was not happening.

01:16:50.660 I'm not saying that that ever happened to me either.

01:16:52.100 Good for you, though.

01:16:53.480 Hypothetical.

01:16:54.420 That was a made up scenario.

01:16:56.960 That wasn't real life.

01:16:57.840 Well, because they're both animalistic

01:16:59.740 things, right? And they go

01:17:01.760 hand in hand with each other. 1.00

01:17:02.740 My penis reacts badly to people beating me. 1.00

01:17:05.760 Same. And it was always hard. 1.00

01:17:07.560 You know what the last thing I want to do after somebody beats me up for no reason? 0.95

01:17:11.720 Have sex, yeah. 1.00

01:17:12.520 It's fuck them. 1.00

01:17:13.380 Right. 1.00

01:17:13.640 Like, fuck you. 1.00

01:17:15.220 I hate you. 1.00

01:17:16.100 Oh, my God, dude. 0.99

01:17:17.260 Well, I think we'll probably end on the domestic violence note.

01:17:20.020 Stay in school.

01:17:20.920 Don't do drugs.

01:17:22.580 Well said, Jason.

01:17:23.600 Well said, Jason.

01:17:24.760 Thanks for coming on Impulsive, dude.

01:17:26.940 Thanks for having me.

01:17:27.540 Yeah, we appreciate it.

01:17:28.240 That was fun.

01:17:28.740 That was hella fun.

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