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00:02:15.120 She's giving them a real serious look.

00:02:17.600 A look that they only understand.

00:02:19.140 No way. 1.00

00:02:22.580 She's pregnant. 1.00

00:02:23.340 Woo!

00:02:29.740 apparently my brother's fighting on uh showtime sports uh apparently in 14 days

00:02:38.100 august 29th apparently uh my brother's a fighter now apparently i've never been on live television

00:02:45.200 before apparently sometimes me and my grandfather we watch the powerball are we rolling i love

00:02:54.080 imitating that kid that kid's great he changed my life welcome back to impulsive the number one

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00:03:00.720 puerto rico uh the set well we're working on it we're getting roasted on twitter right now

00:03:06.560 because people are not happy why well we put a piece of plywood over the window and wrote

00:03:12.460 impulses and black paint on it that's creativity oh yeah uh okay we'll take it did you just go on 0.99

00:03:19.760 a date with corinna what the fuck's up with the shirt hey whoa whoa that shit's so bright i can 0.99

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00:03:41.060 purchase the link is in the description zoom into my laces bro i got supreme laces 0.98

00:03:46.320 look at that shit is supreme still you're so not a hype beast your bison's are too big to be hype 0.97

00:03:54.520 that is true really you're like look at my look at my supreme and then just like no like they're 0.99

00:04:00.640 just looking at your biceps there's a lot of things you can't do if your biceps are too big

00:04:04.180 a lot of things that's what people don't understand no people don't think about that

00:04:07.480 it pisses me off so much same the worst how much people don't realize yeah if you have big biceps 0.92

00:04:12.920 there's certain shit you can't do can't do when i was trying to be a pop star for a second 0.99

00:04:16.920 the the the team was like yeah dude you got to stop eating and working out i said what 0.99

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00:04:23.440 what pop star

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00:04:35.020 alright

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00:04:38.940 yeah

00:04:40.080 I'm not gonna lie

00:04:41.140 I was watching

00:04:41.520 one of your music videos

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00:04:42.640 I was like

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00:04:44.220 I told you

00:04:46.460 I told you

00:04:47.220 bro

00:04:47.760 bro

00:04:48.260 it's just not a good look

00:04:49.860 I look like a bodybuilder

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00:04:51.560 sing a song what the fuck is that bro imagine if bradley martin dropped like a this is like a song 0.98

00:04:57.800 everyone would be like okay dude come on like a classic piano cover of something get back in the 0.98

00:05:03.740 gym well how are you jake jakey i'm doing good man good good to have you on uh on impulsive thank

00:05:10.920 you first time you are doing uh an episode in our brand new warehouse that we have here in puerto

00:05:15.840 rico this is this is also probably your first time first day second time well i just ran a podcast

00:05:20.640 back with my friends right before you but it was today though yeah first day i actually borrowed 0.97

00:05:25.340 your uh is he your executive assistant what do you call marcos yeah sure i would say the shit 0.93

00:05:32.520 he's the best i borrowed his hoodie hey man do you have any clothes that you own yeah those are 0.99

00:05:37.200 my shorts i know still it's been a week i own this hat i own this hat everybody i wear this

00:05:44.800 So, by the time this episode's coming out, when Mike can't bring it today, I guess my hat.

00:05:53.380 My hat for everybody.

00:05:55.040 So, you have a fight coming up, huh?

00:06:01.080 Why'd you look at me?

00:06:03.720 I just didn't know who you were talking to.

00:06:05.480 Obviously me.

00:06:07.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:08.520 I'm just joshing.

00:06:10.820 Yeah, I do that.

00:06:11.840 I do that.

00:06:12.420 Yeah, you're a fighter now, huh?

00:06:13.540 I do that thing

00:06:15.000 Apparently

00:06:15.440 Apparently I'm a fighter

00:06:17.180 I mean yes

00:06:18.240 Whenever this episode drops

00:06:19.440 The fight will be in

00:06:20.280 Probably two days

00:06:21.180 Three days

00:06:21.740 Yeah

00:06:22.440 Maybe even four

00:06:23.240 Four days maybe

00:06:24.320 August 29th

00:06:25.280 It'll be this coming Sunday

00:06:26.920 Most likely

00:06:27.400 And all of us

00:06:28.440 Will be in Cleveland together

00:06:30.480 Pop

00:06:31.000 Our hometown

00:06:31.960 Watching you fight

00:06:33.100 At the

00:06:33.860 Allegiant

00:06:34.560 Someone's

00:06:35.820 The Rocket Mortgage

00:06:37.340 Fieldhouse 1.00

00:06:37.920 What the fuck 1.00

00:06:39.040 Where were you going 1.00

00:06:39.580 We were thinking

00:06:39.960 Las Vegas

00:06:40.680 Allegiant Stadium

00:06:41.560 It's Rocket Mortgage

00:06:42.780 Fieldhouse 0.73

00:06:43.320 when you try to rep your own hood

00:06:45.860 biceps are just too big

00:06:47.240 it's cutting off circulation

00:06:50.520 it was brain

00:06:51.300 supreme shirt

00:06:53.240 it's like can't wait to go back

00:06:56.060 to my hometown

00:06:57.420 it's just you know the place 1.00

00:06:59.200 you don't give a fuck 0.99

00:07:03.660 about your hometown 0.99

00:07:04.540 the place next to the gas station

00:07:06.440 when we were there it was called the quick and loans arena

00:07:08.900 now it's different

00:07:11.100 now it's the rocket mortgage

00:07:12.940 which is where you're fighting do you know uh do you know what kind of venue that is it's uh it's 0.99

00:07:19.180 an arena right right we're unboxing hey buddy are you stupid logan's been logan's been i got this 0.99

00:07:27.680 ever since he ever since he beat floyd mayweather he's just been on a bender with zero brain cells 0.99

00:07:34.480 if it doesn't have to do with nfts anymore he's brain dead bro i literally hung out with him one 0.86

00:07:40.600 night like i think this was two weeks ago like right when he got back from your guys's crazy

00:07:44.820 trip and he like started telling me about like what he was doing last night and i was like

00:07:49.120 yeah yeah i was there the whole time oh no and it was like oh yeah that's right do you know i do

00:08:00.100 this to everyone people get so mad especially girls bro because i don't remember everything

00:08:04.720 my long-term memory sucks i'll be like yeah did you did i did this one thing this one time

00:08:09.360 I like dented a Rolls Royce 0.71

00:08:11.220 it was nuts 1.00

00:08:11.820 this girl goes yeah I was with you

00:08:13.800 it was me and you

00:08:15.120 it's a two seater

00:08:17.380 people were when I put out a video

00:08:19.960 talking about it and people were genuinely like worried

00:08:22.340 they're like yo I think he's

00:08:23.560 calling out for help man

00:08:25.420 I'm like nah I don't think it's reached that level

00:08:28.480 but he definitely has been

00:08:29.440 on a bender 0.81

00:08:30.720 got no brain you know what I do now 1.00

00:08:33.400 I get fucked up and buy NFTs 1.00

00:08:35.480 I spent 150k on the way to the club 0.99

00:08:38.100 Unwrapped Strikers

00:08:39.740 The first sports

00:08:41.580 NFT

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00:08:45.340 He brought his computer 1.00

00:08:46.780 Personal hotspot that bitch 1.00

00:08:49.620 To the club 1.00

00:08:50.600 I got some NFTs as well

00:08:53.840 Oh yeah? Anything you're bullish on?

00:08:56.460 A couple of things I'm bullish on

00:08:57.820 What are you the most bullish on?

00:08:59.560 Well there's this new project

00:09:00.700 Wilder World

00:09:03.820 And basically

00:09:05.560 They're going to have like 10,000

00:09:07.620 Of these like

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00:09:09.820 You don't fucking say bro 1.00

00:09:11.160 It's the same shit 1.00

00:09:12.420 So 1.00

00:09:14.840 So why am I

00:09:15.900 Getting yelled at

00:09:16.700 I just

00:09:19.800 I'm tired of hearing

00:09:20.520 About all these

00:09:21.080 Yeah

00:09:21.600 All these projects

00:09:22.620 10,000 unique

00:09:23.820 Shut up

00:09:25.020 But in the CryptoZoo 0.96

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00:09:27.780 This weekend

00:09:28.240 There's 10,000

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00:09:31.100 Anything he doesn't

00:09:32.420 Have his hands in

00:09:33.280 I think 10,000 0.99

00:09:34.220 Is a good number

00:09:34.940 What was the one

00:09:35.920 You were talking about

00:09:36.380 Wow

00:09:36.740 It features Deontay Wilder.

00:09:38.080 Yeah, it's just 10,000 various Deontay Wilder covers.

00:09:40.700 It is.

00:09:41.120 Yeah, it's 10,000 Deontay Wilders.

00:09:43.660 Cars, cars, cars.

00:09:45.020 Cars that look like Deontay Wilder.

00:09:46.200 And you can race them and such.

00:09:47.600 Have you been able to-

00:09:48.320 I love cars, so.

00:09:49.520 It's true.

00:09:50.100 You've always loved cars.

00:09:51.160 Have you been able to do anything besides training?

00:09:53.320 Because you're definitely going real hard in training with that fight coming up.

00:09:56.440 I am, bro.

00:09:57.720 I'm going to be real honest.

00:09:59.040 I'm starting to lose my mind a little bit.

00:10:00.900 But that's a good thing.

00:10:01.760 You want to start to lose your mind.

00:10:03.280 But I literally haven't done anything.

00:10:04.740 I think this is the first time I've gone outside of the house

00:10:08.620 or the neighborhood in like 10 days.

00:10:11.100 Wow.

00:10:11.940 Yeah.

00:10:12.920 Cap, I saw him yesterday.

00:10:14.620 Cap, I was outside.

00:10:16.800 I was like, wow, it's so beautiful outside.

00:10:18.140 I hear, eh, eh.

00:10:19.460 He pulls up with his girl.

00:10:21.160 We're going to go look at the sunset.

00:10:23.320 Sun tells me that we're inside the neighborhood.

00:10:25.260 That was still in the neighborhood.

00:10:27.040 All right, what do you want from me?

00:10:29.060 So, yeah, I've literally all I've been doing is training

00:10:32.020 for 100 days straight.

00:10:34.740 And I'm ready, more than ready.

00:10:37.220 This is the fun part.

00:10:38.320 You know, at least the hard work is sort of over.

00:10:41.060 And now, you know, I get to do the press, the media,

00:10:43.660 being in Cleveland in the hometown,

00:10:45.840 and then the bright lights, showtime.

00:10:48.080 That's why I love this sport so much is for fight week.

00:10:51.420 Yeah, that moment's the coolest thing ever.

00:10:53.280 There's a moment in time, bro, straight up,

00:10:56.200 where you get to be the coolest guy on the planet.

00:10:58.400 You knock out Tyron Woodley, you're the coolest guy on the planet.

00:11:00.880 That night.

00:11:01.360 That night.

00:11:01.820 At least.

00:11:02.240 At least that night.

00:11:03.440 That is true.

00:11:04.120 that is true

00:11:04.940 it's how the fight game works

00:11:06.480 that's why fighting

00:11:07.260 is so exciting

00:11:07.880 fighters are

00:11:08.380 like bro

00:11:09.500 a fighter walks into

00:11:10.720 a facility

00:11:13.580 like the energy changes

00:11:14.560 oh that's the guy

00:11:15.380 Conor McGregor's here 0.99

00:11:16.820 he's fucking 0.99

00:11:17.220 knocked out 0.99

00:11:17.620 Jose Aldo 1.00

00:11:18.280 you get to be the shit 1.00

00:11:19.720 all eyes on you 1.00

00:11:21.220 unless you get knocked out

00:11:22.880 it's high risk

00:11:23.740 high reward

00:11:24.480 that's the thing about it

00:11:26.160 is you know

00:11:26.740 even if you're

00:11:27.420 on a basketball team

00:11:28.360 they win the championships

00:11:29.640 it's like

00:11:29.960 oh there's still

00:11:30.480 like 10 other guys

00:11:31.540 or football team

00:11:32.440 there's 60 other guys

00:11:33.560 with boxing or fighting it's all you or all nothing you know what i'm saying so i can't

00:11:39.160 believe you're fighting tyron would be bro he came on this podcast and has not won since

00:11:43.360 oh my god what if you know you know that right we think it might be a curse so no he's he's the

00:11:49.460 only athlete who has come on this podcast no no i mean just continues to lose yeah just for him 0.99

00:11:54.660 i do have a i do have a couple curses going into this fight uh the drake curse oh shit so 0.94

00:12:00.420 anytime he's like supported some 0.99

00:12:02.360 an athlete publicly they lose

00:12:04.820 and Chael

00:12:06.660 Sonnen same thing as soon as

00:12:08.660 he like predicts someone's gonna win

00:12:10.360 they lose so Chael

00:12:12.280 picked you to win I believe so

00:12:14.760 really I believe so yes

00:12:16.500 so you'll be the one that breaks the curse

00:12:18.540 for both yes and I plan

00:12:20.560 on saging and

00:12:22.280 you're gonna say

00:12:23.920 no I'm saging like myself

00:12:26.240 and doing like

00:12:27.640 spiritual cleansing

00:12:29.760 the week of the fight

00:12:31.960 to lift the Drake curse.

00:12:33.800 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:12:34.660 Like Louis Mack type shit? 0.99

00:12:36.620 Yeah, Lucas Mack is going to help you with this. 1.00

00:12:39.020 My brain is off.

00:12:40.920 You're just going to breathe?

00:12:42.800 And Sage.

00:12:44.260 Don't breathe too hard.

00:12:46.800 I don't know what we're going to do,

00:12:49.040 but I need to get rid of this Drake curse somehow.

00:12:52.140 Bro, I'm sorry.

00:12:52.720 I'm sorry, bro.

00:12:54.800 Lucas, the guy who's going to help you get rid of

00:12:56.620 these curses that week of, 0.99

00:12:58.240 brother he definitely punched me in the dick at a party oh yeah this story i remember that 1.00

00:13:03.260 story's great bro you you know how fucked up we were though he had to be pretty fucked up 1.00

00:13:09.740 because he punched israel adesanya right in the chest too risky is he dude this guy was this guy 0.99

00:13:16.640 was punch anyone else bro is he he punches is he in the chest is he goes they had been talking for

00:13:21.040 like seven seconds by the way like how you go from like hey my name's lucas to they know each 0.99

00:13:26.800 other they know each other yeah punch me in the dick i was i was talking i was talking to a girl 0.99

00:13:32.480 and him and he's talking he's like right you need to listen to me and i'm like i'm like bro you're 0.99

00:13:37.680 not actually saying anything he goes no you don't dick punch i go bro the only reason i'm not ripping 0.99

00:13:45.280 your fucking head off right here right now is because you help my brother breathe you just see 1.00

00:13:50.660 Jake in the back. 1.00

00:13:53.440 He's like, no, go help him.

00:13:55.100 His breath work is phenomenal.

00:13:57.280 He can really lead a breath work session. 1.00

00:13:59.580 But I just wasn't sure if that warranted not beating his ass for punching me right in my cock. 1.00

00:14:04.000 Bro, he was in training camp, like, for 100 days straight. 1.00

00:14:08.900 And as you know, you're sober the whole entire time.

00:14:11.280 And then we let loose the night of the win.

00:14:15.160 And some things get a little bit out of hand. 0.99

00:14:17.460 People get their dicks punched. 1.00

00:14:18.440 How mad would you be if he fucking hit you and you're like, oh, and then he leans over 1.00

00:14:22.420 and whispers in your ear, breathe in, breathe out. 1.00

00:14:30.420 Wait, isn't he like also low key the reason you broke your nose?

00:14:34.600 High key.

00:14:35.140 High key, actually. 1.00

00:14:36.420 Yo, get rid of this fucking guy. 1.00

00:14:38.960 What the fuck? 1.00

00:14:39.820 This is where I draw the line. 1.00

00:14:41.220 Bro, because you didn't get punched, assaulted.

00:14:43.880 He has punched him.

00:14:44.960 by a New Zealander at a party 0.86

00:14:46.820 in front of a girl you're macking on.

00:14:49.420 He's very forceful about his breathing, man. 0.61

00:14:51.800 I broke my nose

00:14:53.260 because I was sitting on an elevated

00:14:55.100 platform and passed out.

00:14:56.940 Why did you pass out?

00:14:58.780 Because I was meditating.

00:15:00.660 No.

00:15:03.780 You had an influx

00:15:05.060 of oxygen that rushed to your brain

00:15:06.880 because of your breath work, and you 1.00

00:15:08.660 fucking collapsed and broke your nose 0.99

00:15:10.420 a month before your professional boxing fight. 1.00

00:15:13.000 hey just breathe this guy needs to take some deep breaths 1.00

00:15:19.440 he's talking about the brain it's because you got a tight ass shirt on i'm fucking angry 0.99

00:15:25.460 he's gonna explode he's so funny i've never seen somebody wear yellow and be so angry i've also 0.99

00:15:30.000 never seen someone be so angry at like a zen buddhist before like this dude is the is the 0.99

00:15:35.120 epitome of passive that's what i thought until he punched you in the car violated my genitals 1.00

00:15:41.340 he's sensitive bro you only have one genital yeah i know my genital 0.99

00:15:46.440 no i think i think it is there is it's a plural i believe ladies and gentlemen we interrupt this 0.70

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00:16:27.160 balls that kind of go up in your stomach sometimes when you get punched by new zealand 0.92

00:16:31.340 only there's only certain times your balls do that if you like have like a tinder date and 0.69

00:16:37.560 she doesn't come as she was presented and you're like oh what's that and it's like back in there 0.99

00:16:41.800 but besides that no i've never like like this the boys ain't happy you gotta go home my balls 0.99

00:16:48.600 just hide in my ass all the way they're like i really uh that was a serious question have i ever 0.99

00:16:54.720 no um like do they do they kind of tuck themselves up how cold are you sometimes do they is it maybe 1.00

00:17:00.920 it's our family thing i think it might be a family thing it's like a fear i think it happens in high

00:17:06.080 stress or like fear no i'm talking about like regularly like yeah it actually happened to me 1.00

00:17:11.140 today really yeah while i was getting the blowjob yeah your balls went into your yeah yeah yeah yeah 0.99

00:17:17.680 that's what i'm talking about that's what i'm talking about bro bro bro bro bro that's why 1.00

00:17:21.460 you gotta pull your balls no no no if you're just holding your ball you can't be holding your balls 1.00

00:17:26.200 well how do girls play how do girls like juggle and play and like lick your balls when they're 1.00

00:17:29.920 you saw what happened so so so bro with me bro with me if a girl knows me like very well you 0.97

00:17:34.860 No, someone who I've spent a lot of time with.

00:17:36.120 She wraps them up and pulls them out.

00:17:36.700 They have a strategy.

00:17:38.040 Got it.

00:17:38.200 It's a little tuck. 0.99

00:17:39.240 They keep them, like, locked in the scrotum. 1.00

00:17:41.580 You have girls put your balls in a headlock? 1.00

00:17:43.760 Yes. 1.00

00:17:44.700 It's called a cock lock.

00:17:46.440 Okay, what did I say? 0.99

00:17:47.640 You can't give any advice until you shave the bottom of your stomach.

00:17:51.420 This guy trims everything but right here. 1.00

00:17:54.000 It looks like a rat is trying to fucking escape his balls. 0.99

00:17:56.880 Why did you do that? 1.00

00:17:57.580 Why does your stomach have a goatee?

00:17:58.840 He says it's his thing.

00:18:00.100 I said it's not a thing.

00:18:01.200 It's a weird thing.

00:18:02.140 Show it. 0.99

00:18:03.080 What the fuck is that? 1.00

00:18:03.900 Why do you do that? 1.00

00:18:04.860 Looks like you have a 1.00

00:18:07.120 Like what the fuck is that man 0.99

00:18:09.340 Yo but he is in good shape 0.99

00:18:10.520 He's in great shape

00:18:11.260 But it's distracting

00:18:12.140 Because you have ratatouille

00:18:13.100 Attached to your pubes

00:18:14.240 Style preference

00:18:15.160 It's not a style preference

00:18:16.260 It looks like your clipper

00:18:17.040 Died on you 0.67

00:18:17.620 Ladies yay 1.00

00:18:17.860 All right

00:18:18.980 Ladies yay 0.98

00:18:23.620 Before he even said yay

00:18:25.500 He's like ladies yay 1.00

00:18:26.520 Okay

00:18:27.320 We've done this pre-fight podcast

00:18:31.000 So many times

00:18:31.760 Three

00:18:31.980 What three

00:18:32.600 Or three right

00:18:33.440 Three fights

00:18:34.120 Three fights

00:18:34.800 so i gotta ask the question what's different in the training agenda for mr woodley um i think

00:18:41.740 everything has remained the same like right it's if it's not broke don't fix it however

00:18:46.720 you know we've all challenged ourselves in this camp to take it that one extra degree further

00:18:54.120 with organization professionalism focus and doing all the little things right because

00:19:01.000 we know that this is a dangerous guy and august 29th i have to be super sharp it's my biggest

00:19:06.680 test yet and the most amount of people will be watching and there's a lot of there's a lot of

00:19:11.600 pressure um but preparation breeds confidence and that's why we've gone so hard and being down in

00:19:18.560 puerto rico there's so much focus like even when i was in miami it was like oh they come come to

00:19:24.060 11 come to live go to this dinner and sometimes they'll be like oh why not or logan would come

00:19:28.940 up and be like, do shrooms, it's just

00:19:30.880 Ben Askren.

00:19:33.060 So,

00:19:34.220 being down here in Puerto Rico, like,

00:19:37.520 I've been...

00:19:40.220 With his 1.00

00:19:40.860 tight ass shirt. 1.00

00:19:42.380 Do these shrooms! 1.00

00:19:44.040 He goes, bro, I have a fight 1.00

00:19:46.720 coming up. I go, it's Ben

00:19:48.800 Askren.

00:19:50.680 He goes...

00:19:52.160 Mike comes up behind me, he's like...

00:19:56.300 No one 0.98

00:19:57.380 noses but jake was on shrooms the night he fought ben askram he was tripping balls 0.91

00:20:01.320 he looked like a weird alien figure i was like get out of here 0.52

00:20:07.780 what are you doing on earth what about puerto rico what's the what's it i saw you uh running uh

00:20:15.620 what suicide drills yesterday sprints sprints in the in the 9 000 degree humid weather uh how has

00:20:23.160 that played a factor i i think training down here is a cheat code especially in the this is the

00:20:27.720 middle of summer the hottest the most humid i remember you know when i was training here and

00:20:32.840 then went to la and then to cleveland for like the pressers and stuff we were doing workouts

00:20:36.780 and i was like wow it is extremely easy to breathe here because in puerto rico

00:20:42.940 the humidity just gets to you it sucks you dry the sweat um the sun everything about it so i think

00:20:50.860 it's beneficial it's almost like training in big bear where you're in altitude uh and there's less

00:20:55.700 oxygen i i feel that same effect here um but look man i don't see it going eight rounds like i don't

00:21:04.360 i don't even think i'll have to use my cardio for this one you said have you used it yet

00:21:10.080 yeah it's a good point no what are you cardio we haven't seen it i see you the longest i've

00:21:16.180 ever seen you been in a boxing is when you do that lap before you start the fight you just

00:21:20.060 like walk around and go like this and that's the longest and i'm pretty sure all of your

00:21:24.100 press pictures are from that it's not even from you actually fighting are you are you worried at

00:21:28.960 all that tyron woodley is actually not as like marketable of a fighter in in promoting your

00:21:34.940 fight as like ben askrin was yeah i'm like bro i've carried all the all the promotion for this 0.87

00:21:42.180 tyron doesn't give a fuck he hasn't done a single thing he he he might be this the worst person he's 0.87

00:21:49.260 He's not a real good dance partner. 0.98

00:21:51.240 To ever do social media ever.

00:21:53.220 He just reposts everyone's stories on his story.

00:21:55.680 Because he probably has.

00:21:56.320 Oh, someone mentioned me.

00:21:57.060 Add to story.

00:21:57.620 Add to story.

00:21:58.140 Add to story.

00:21:58.660 Doesn't even add text.

00:21:59.680 Just adds whatever story he was tagged into his story. 0.97

00:22:02.580 Like, that's not how you fucking do social media. 0.85

00:22:05.440 See, Ben Askren did a good. 0.97

00:22:06.760 We talked about it. 0.52

00:22:07.820 And bro, he marketed the fuck out of that. 0.80

00:22:09.620 There was a point where people legitimately thought Ben was going to win because of how good he was like selling it. 0.93

00:22:15.300 Like he was training his ass off and the odds shifted and everything. 0.92

00:22:18.960 and i was like god damn but tyron what i will say has that built-in star power of you know being a 0.95

00:22:29.380 bigger fighter than ben already uh and and people know him as a striker and a knockout guy and he 0.93

00:22:35.560 was a five-time ufc champion you know so he automatically has a bigger presence but ben

00:22:42.720 definitely did a better job with the shit talk and making people think that he was gonna win but

00:22:46.820 i've carried this promotion i think people are gonna tune in regardless when you when you at 0.95

00:22:52.920 this last press conference made the bet with him that the if you win tyron woodley has to get a

00:22:59.100 tattoo that says i love jake paul and if he wins you have to get a tattoo that says i love tyron

00:23:03.940 woodley there's no way either of you are actually gonna get this tattoo you know i mean like like

00:23:11.380 like like dude if he loses he's not gonna get you know what i would do bro i tell everyone to go 0.97

00:23:18.160 fuck themselves why would he do that but then like your word your word as a man like for the 0.99

00:23:25.140 rest of his life when people and the jake paulers or whatever my fan base is called now see him see 1.00

00:23:31.460 him in public they're gonna get the fucking tattoo they're gonna harass him for the rest of his life 0.97

00:23:35.620 so if he just gets the tattoo people like all right you're a man of your word respect you lost 0.99

00:23:40.900 fair and square you know you're not salty i think he showed his hand when he hesitated to take that

00:23:46.340 bet should i should i do it yeah that was he said like he was like the wiggles talking to the kids

00:23:53.940 at the concert should i do it guys and they're like yeah okay then i think i think he showed

00:23:59.980 his hand i have a tattoo artist coming to the fight oh my god like you're just gonna send him

00:24:05.160 afterwards? The Tyron's locker room?

00:24:06.900 With the pen buzzing already?

00:24:09.020 No, seriously. It's a tattoo

00:24:11.260 baby. She's one of the most famous tattoo

00:24:13.200 artists. She has a wireless 0.57

00:24:15.020 tattoo gun. Is she prepared to hold him

00:24:17.120 down and forcefully tattoo him?

00:24:19.060 Yes, we have shackles.

00:24:21.980 That's not true.

00:24:23.020 It's actually from their sex life. It's not even

00:24:25.180 for that actual day, but they carried

00:24:27.260 around with him next to his gloves.

00:24:29.420 Speaking of your

00:24:31.060 sex life, you said that the humidity down 0.99

00:24:33.060 here was, and I quote, sucking you 0.99

00:24:35.100 dry earlier. Has that been the 0.96

00:24:37.080 only thing sucking you dry during this training camp?

00:24:39.520 Wow. This is a pretty

00:24:41.020 aggressive question.

00:24:46.540 Just breathe. Breathe.

00:24:49.960 There's been some other things.

00:24:51.940 You can be dry.

00:24:54.780 There's a couple

00:24:55.260 of things. Yeah.

00:24:56.600 Your girlfriend Julia Rose is here. Yeah.

00:24:58.900 In the building. Yeah.

00:25:00.520 She's right there.

00:25:01.500 julia rose paul that is so so official explain what's going on that then there yeah well yeah

00:25:09.380 um we're i think we're kind of i think we're married okay so yeah you're not oh i didn't

00:25:16.320 know if they were serious no no no no i'm telling you you're not you know what i'm saying yeah like 0.89

00:25:20.840 you're you think that you're wrong i know i'm joking i'm joking no hold up but shitty brother 0.87

00:25:29.100 No, he's just trying to get it done for you 0.98

00:25:31.880 You're not married

00:25:33.000 I got her a promise ring

00:25:35.840 Oh, that's nice

00:25:37.820 I got her a promise ring

00:25:38.980 You know, we're taking things 10 times more serious

00:25:42.120 This is the best we've ever felt

00:25:44.440 In our relationship

00:25:45.240 You got her a promise ring

00:25:46.900 I saw it, Jake

00:25:48.060 That ain't no promise ring

00:25:51.240 That's a commitment ring

00:25:52.520 That was a $50,000 engagement ring

00:25:54.760 That you called a promise ring

00:25:55.920 You know what a promise ring looks like?

00:25:57.800 It's a band

00:25:58.720 That's my little shorty

00:26:00.560 This is a promise ring

00:26:03.220 Is that a promise ring?

00:26:04.020 No, no, I don't

00:26:04.800 You buy it at Spencer's, it's $3

00:26:07.360 A promise ring isn't

00:26:09.160 Somebody's down payment to a house

00:26:11.560 What did you promise exactly?

00:26:14.080 What was the promise?

00:26:15.000 Just a commitment to forever

00:26:18.040 A promise to commitment

00:26:19.440 What are you committed to, bro?

00:26:25.340 To our relationship

00:26:26.720 Like the serious relationship

00:26:28.020 I want to have a family with her.

00:26:30.260 Just tell them already.

00:26:32.240 No way.

00:26:33.020 Tell us right now.

00:26:33.800 Here, live on Impulsive.

00:26:35.440 She's giving him a real serious look.

00:26:37.840 A look that they only understand.

00:26:39.220 No way.

00:26:40.700 Mine is long.

00:26:41.500 Breaking news, live on Impulsive. 1.00

00:26:42.860 She's pregnant. 1.00

00:26:43.620 Woo! 1.00

00:26:48.060 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:26:52.440 She's in the delivery room.

00:26:54.020 Just baby coming out.

00:26:54.980 Wait, is that a joke or not?

00:26:56.000 No, it was a joke.

00:26:57.500 All right, bro, I was about to cry.

00:26:58.920 I was too.

00:26:59.600 I actually was. 1.00

00:27:00.240 Fuck you. 1.00

00:27:00.880 I'm the only one in this room right now that pictured her being pregnant and breathing 1.00

00:27:05.480 and his coach teaching him how to coach her how to breathe. 1.00

00:27:09.260 Tell her that you breathe in.

00:27:10.440 All right, honey, breathe in a little bit.

00:27:11.980 No, no, no, quietly.

00:27:13.260 Breathe in quietly.

00:27:14.900 Baby comes out, he just punches it in the nose.

00:27:21.260 Y'all teach you how to breathe, baby.

00:27:22.980 Look at Matt, bro.

00:27:23.340 I'm sorry about these.

00:27:24.500 Hey, I am, bro.

00:27:25.260 You almost made your brother cry, dude.

00:27:26.820 Look at him. 1.00

00:27:27.240 Fucked up. Oh, you want to know it's fucked up is every single time I 1.00

00:27:32.000 Talk about the promise ring. You're like, well, I don't fucking love promise or a promise to forever 0.98

00:27:39.220 Here's my cue suck a dick, bro 1.00

00:27:45.500 Single single fucking fuck boy 1.00

00:27:49.540 Who puts your dick in ten girls a fucking week? How about that? You should get a promise ring to yourself 1.00

00:27:57.240 You should get a commitment ring to your fucking self, you bitch. 1.00

00:28:03.280 I've never seen you run through this many girls in my fucking life. 1.00

00:28:07.920 You're a whore. 1.00

00:28:09.700 You're a dirty whore. 1.00

00:28:12.900 You'll never find love at the rate you're going. 1.00

00:28:15.900 You're going to be 50 years old in fucking Ibiza. 1.00

00:28:19.240 And you're going to be able to get your dick hard because you'll be doing too much fucking molly and you'll have five STDs. 1.00

00:28:24.520 You whore. 1.00

00:28:27.240 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:28:30.840 Bro, a minute ago, I was about to cry tears of happiness.

00:28:34.620 Now my feelings are hurt.

00:28:38.060 He had way too much fun.

00:28:40.320 How long have you been waiting to sleep?

00:28:41.720 So long.

00:28:42.800 He threw a bee.

00:28:43.860 So long, bro.

00:28:45.960 You know, Paul's actually catch the future.

00:28:49.380 Watch this actually happen.

00:28:52.200 I don't think you're wrong.

00:28:54.900 I'm not.

00:28:56.380 I'm not.

00:28:57.240 Actually recently

00:28:59.640 Every time I talk about

00:29:01.680 Having a real relationship

00:29:03.000 Which by the way

00:29:05.940 I think is right for me 1.00

00:29:07.320 I don't want to do that shit 0.99

00:29:09.300 I don't want to be 1.00

00:29:10.680 I hate this

00:29:13.800 I hate it bro

00:29:15.060 You do want to find love

00:29:17.640 So badly

00:29:19.020 I found 1.00

00:29:20.760 My fucking soulmate 0.99

00:29:22.700 And so 1.00

00:29:25.620 I need to lock her down 1.00

00:29:30.140 And bro she's running around LA 1.00

00:29:32.640 Sexy as fuck 1.00

00:29:34.300 Bro she's Julia Rose bro 0.99

00:29:36.540 Every guy wants to get with her bro 0.99

00:29:38.340 I'm putting a fucking whole house 1.00

00:29:40.640 On her fucking finger 1.00

00:29:41.720 So everyone can fuck off 1.00

00:29:43.440 And by the way 1.00

00:29:47.040 You guys are really perfect

00:29:48.000 You guys know how to get ratchet sometimes

00:29:50.360 Oh my god 1.00

00:29:53.020 She just

00:29:54.020 yeah somebody else described that

00:29:56.200 what you said by the way

00:29:57.240 not gonna describe that

00:29:59.200 has she met mom yet 0.99

00:30:02.440 what the fuck 1.00

00:30:04.780 is going on with this kid 1.00

00:30:05.920 the shirt's too tight

00:30:09.100 the shirt's too tight

00:30:10.580 yeah mom loves her mom

00:30:12.180 mom wants us to have kids

00:30:13.840 mom actually was like 1.00

00:30:15.200 she was gonna be mad if we don't have kids 1.00

00:30:18.520 mom is very selfish 1.00

00:30:20.280 all she wants is grandkids 1.00

00:30:22.180 yeah it's it's she she's she uh understands that we're adults now and she wants to baby us still

00:30:31.520 she does the best she can but uh i think she wants you to have grandkids before she wants

00:30:38.060 you to find true love that's what i'm saying i'm trying that's why i'm most upset about this

00:30:44.400 well i'm like happy for you but i'm well aware that the timing of this is going to be

00:30:48.740 bad for me

00:30:49.800 because if y'all

00:30:50.640 have a kid

00:30:51.260 he's not gonna get

00:30:52.880 to play with my kids

00:30:53.720 as like same age friends

00:30:55.020 yeah

00:30:55.500 I want them to go

00:30:56.020 to high school together

00:30:56.880 you know this guy

00:31:02.260 tries to find love

00:31:03.040 at the club

00:31:03.640 yeah that's what

00:31:04.320 I was gonna say

00:31:04.700 you're looking in the wrong

00:31:05.500 no I don't

00:31:06.180 bro we were literally

00:31:07.280 in the middle of the club

00:31:08.440 and you're looking

00:31:08.900 at this girl like

00:31:09.460 oh my god

00:31:09.920 we're like soulmates

00:31:10.620 and then he turns to me

00:31:11.820 and you're like

00:31:12.140 dude she wants love 1.00

00:31:13.000 I go that girl wants dick 1.00

00:31:14.620 and she goes 1.00

00:31:15.800 yeah I just wanna fuck 1.00

00:31:17.980 And then you turn to me and you go, oh man, I'm a hopeless man. 1.00

00:31:24.940 And that was not made up.

00:31:26.360 That was word for word.

00:31:27.440 That's exactly what happened. 0.98

00:31:30.160 Bro, when I look at these girls in the club, I hope you know that I'm kind of just like

00:31:35.000 staring at them because I'm colorblind and I actually can't see anything in the dark.

00:31:39.740 You don't know if it's really humans.

00:31:41.540 No, literally.

00:31:42.060 Plus you're on so many drugs, you don't even know what planet you're... 1.00

00:31:45.900 I'm not checking these girls out. 0.99

00:31:47.980 I'm trying to see them.

00:31:48.240 You are not aware of your surroundings at all.

00:31:50.780 At all.

00:31:51.420 I think Bell was next to me.

00:31:52.480 Some dude is randomly grinding way too close to Logan.

00:31:56.000 And I asked him, I go, is that guy with us?

00:31:57.900 And he turns to me and goes, I don't know.

00:32:01.260 Was it Dylan?

00:32:02.320 No, it was a random guy. 1.00

00:32:03.960 We killed it. 0.99

00:32:04.660 We had a good time. 0.62

00:32:06.080 You know if you dump him in water, his hair is exactly the same.

00:32:08.840 I did know that.

00:32:10.780 That thing defies gravity, that mop on your head.

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00:33:10.180 element.com slash logan the link is in the description back to the program did did tana 0.95

00:33:15.900 actually say you had a small dick oh that was that tick tock it was a clickbait that was weird 0.98

00:33:21.020 did this she said this yeah because she said she's this close to and they just ran out of time she 1.00

00:33:27.440 said i had a horse cock is like well that's actually annoying we've talked about it on this 0.97

00:33:30.840 podcast too but but but she was saying like she was this close to making an elissa violet exposed 0.97

00:33:38.220 video are you are you uh planning or thinking about at all any of the festivities after the

00:33:44.920 fight like like like honestly think about this bro think about think about everything we built

00:33:49.080 and george and i are having like a couple moments on this trip alone we walked outside in the 0.98

00:33:53.160 warehouse in between podcasts and he's like bro this is your fucking warehouse our warehouse oh 0.82

00:33:58.640 yeah oh yeah he told me mike was like mike was like so so like what are you gonna do in this 0.93

00:34:03.520 warehouse and i was like what do you mean mike because i saw the line item cost for it on the 0.95

00:34:09.700 uh expense report for impulsive and i was like damn that's a lot of fucking money and i told 0.89

00:34:14.580 jake and he was like yeah no i i'm paying half of it yeah and i was like wait what and he goes 0.97

00:34:19.160 yeah man there's a boxing gym downstairs i was like oh i didn't know that yeah no idea no but

00:34:24.120 i guess what i'm saying is like what what what you've been able to um to build is incredible

00:34:28.800 and you literally get to bring it to your hometown and you're going to be with people

00:34:33.880 you grew up with in the city you grew up in everyone you love most is going to be there

00:34:38.780 watching so i think it'll be like one of the best moments of my life it will be it will be

00:34:42.880 because it's like it's like the the crescendo yeah of everything our whole life's coming back

00:34:49.840 to the same to that one spot we get to bring it home bro i'm i'm jealous i'm jealous that you get

00:34:55.240 to do it he knows the stadium name first of all quite literally yeah so chase morgan freeman

00:35:01.240 in the stadium yeah but it's called the arena but is that a library what where are you guys

00:35:06.380 fighting exactly i've thought about this a lot and it's like it's it's gonna be a surreal moment

00:35:12.640 honestly i uh i mean i'm excited for the for the festivities after and being able to finally like

00:35:19.620 have the pressure off your shoulders i think i get so serious into training camp and i even try to

00:35:26.100 like have fun and sort of like take the edge off or like crack jokes but i i always find myself

00:35:33.040 getting so serious and so putting so much pressure on myself that like i can't even be normal or like

00:35:40.480 even socialize sometimes because i'm all i'm thinking about is the fight all my whole routine

00:35:46.240 is the fight and so i think the best moment that i've ever experienced in my life of the best

00:35:52.100 moments is like the seconds or the days after the fight where i can just be like i don't have any

00:35:57.580 worry in the world i realized this before floyd i was i was pacing around the my hotel room by

00:36:03.740 myself and i was like damn if if my if my mental fortitude wasn't where it's at my mind would

00:36:10.200 literally rip itself apart from the pressure of this event 100 you have to be so mentally

00:36:15.920 strong put together and focused on your mission otherwise you're just going to derail yourself

00:36:20.800 all fighters experience it it's it's dude like you know you're facing a big striker a very strong

00:36:28.600 powerful guy there's got to be a fear at all maybe a little bit of like okay this could probably end

00:36:36.000 bad for me uh no honestly honestly i i think fighting scared is like the one of the worst

00:36:43.200 things you can do in the world and by the way you know i i bring i acknowledge the fact that that is

00:36:51.260 a potential outcome of like hey you know this is a fight anything could happen you know you're in

00:36:59.020 the ring with a guy who's super strong and a legend of the sport and blah blah blah but then

00:37:04.480 i just think back to sparring and i think i've sparred 500 i mean i'm probably estimating at

00:37:14.400 least 500 times in my life and not a single time has somebody hit me where i'm like wow i want to

00:37:23.220 quit give up my my knees have never wobbled i've never even been close to being knocked down and

00:37:29.980 i've been in the ring with people who are way better than tyrant so i think back to that and

00:37:34.960 i say out of those 500 times where i've had the chance and of the person across from me has been

00:37:41.060 able to knock me out punch me you know round after round after round after round not a single one of 1.00

00:37:47.980 them has ever fazed me so why on in the 501th time is this fucking guy this fucking chump 1.00

00:37:58.140 why is he going to be able to do it not going to happen yeah not going to happen so that's why 1.00

00:38:04.560 that's why i'm just like i know how good i am i know my skill i know i put in the repetitions

00:38:10.860 i've been in there with harder people more talented more skilled more experienced people

00:38:15.820 in the boxing ring and tyron woodley and so that's what i just fall back on you win this fight

00:38:23.220 I've said this

00:38:24.220 I feel like I've said

00:38:25.340 These exact lines

00:38:26.240 To 50 times

00:38:27.020 On vlogs

00:38:27.640 On podcasts

00:38:28.240 You win this fight

00:38:29.360 Then the big question

00:38:30.720 Is what's next

00:38:31.680 Like

00:38:31.920 You posted this tweet

00:38:33.600 Or this picture

00:38:34.320 Of like all these

00:38:35.100 People

00:38:36.240 Yeah you had a hit list

00:38:37.240 Hit list

00:38:37.720 I was on

00:38:38.340 I was on your hit list

00:38:39.500 Well you were a question mark

00:38:40.480 No there was a question mark

00:38:41.020 Just like

00:38:42.820 Cause bro

00:38:43.620 Every single interview

00:38:44.580 I do leading up to this fight

00:38:45.980 There's always the question

00:38:47.980 Will you ever fight

00:38:48.940 Your brother

00:38:49.440 We wanna see that

00:38:50.860 I mean you know

00:38:51.280 What that fight's worth

00:38:52.100 g gp will will not he will he will pull the electric on the stadium so that it goes out

00:38:59.280 he will not allow that fight to happen uh but yeah no greg probably wouldn't let that look i 1.00

00:39:03.840 don't know bro i'm retired you know fuck fuck fuck off wait you're retired from from what from 0.99

00:39:09.940 boxing news news to everyone i think no no he's told me that i mean he's accomplished all there 1.00

00:39:16.960 is to accomplish in the sport yeah that's true think about it there's no better boxer on the

00:39:21.720 planet than me.

00:39:25.280 Don't you have to win at least one fight?

00:39:29.220 What are you talking about?

00:39:31.240 What are you talking about?

00:39:33.040 Guess what?

00:39:33.620 We went to a club in Miami.

00:39:35.020 What are you talking about?

00:39:36.020 And I noticed you're not breathing when you look at me.

00:39:37.620 I'm just saying.

00:39:39.400 We went to a club.

00:39:40.140 My brother is.

00:39:41.320 Hello.

00:39:42.520 Do you know.

00:39:42.980 The best boxer in the world.

00:39:44.240 We'll be right with you.

00:39:45.800 Do you know that I.

00:39:47.960 He doesn't know.

00:39:51.720 You don't know

00:39:53.320 You're making me uncomfortable

00:39:55.860 You don't know George

00:39:57.100 You're making me uncomfortable

00:39:58.360 This is the guy that fought Floyd Mayweather 1.00

00:40:01.920 You fucking idiot 1.00

00:40:02.860 I'm the best boxer on the planet 1.00

00:40:05.140 I'm out of here

00:40:06.880 Ever

00:40:07.880 You want to know what the sign said?

00:40:09.840 We went to a club in Miami

00:40:10.800 What did it say?

00:40:13.640 Champ is here

00:40:14.820 Mike goes

00:40:18.480 Bro you don't even have to win a fight

00:40:19.760 they're calling you the champ

00:40:21.720 you were being called champ

00:40:24.080 before your first fight

00:40:25.320 come on champ you got this champ

00:40:27.620 no wins

00:40:28.520 0-1 man

00:40:31.120 the other guy we met with in Dubai was like 0.90

00:40:33.880 I don't know I won't do the accent 0.99

00:40:35.600 but you know fuck it I think there's a good chance 0.99

00:40:37.660 you get yourself a title fight 0.99

00:40:39.140 I go Doug he's 0-12

00:40:41.980 what title is he fighting for

00:40:44.400 he goes I only lost one

00:40:46.280 Mike

00:40:46.680 Bro, in Mike's mind, I've lost 10 fights.

00:40:51.360 I go, bro, I've had one amateur, one professional bout, and one exhibition.

00:40:55.620 Yeah, but you've had three fights and you haven't won any opponent. 1.00

00:40:59.960 Maybe if you had a coach teaching you how to breathe, bitch. 1.00

00:41:03.200 That's the problem, bro. 1.00

00:41:04.460 In his defense, his opponents have been quite solid.

00:41:08.280 And limited.

00:41:09.280 I've fought two people, dude.

00:41:11.680 Yeah, one of them.

00:41:12.200 Why did you say opponents like there are so many of them?

00:41:14.560 There's a gaming YouTuber.

00:41:15.760 That's what I'm talking about

00:41:17.260 He thinks I have like a very

00:41:19.380 Expansive boxing career

00:41:21.820 And I've only lost hundreds of fights

00:41:24.100 I just joke around

00:41:26.320 I think it's funny

00:41:26.980 But no, the plural, there's two of them

00:41:28.680 Two people, plural, you know, opponents

00:41:30.520 He's had some tough fights 0.99

00:41:32.300 The last guy was fucking good 0.98

00:41:34.980 Yeah, he was good 0.99

00:41:35.720 He could probably be a good boxer

00:41:37.620 Yeah, I heard about him before

00:41:38.760 I heard you still have his hat

00:41:41.300 No

00:41:43.540 Dude you did a better job of marketing my fight

00:41:46.260 Than I think you're doing for your fight

00:41:48.020 I saw people wearing that shirt

00:41:50.380 Because it's

00:41:51.200 It was so easy

00:41:52.860 It was built right in

00:41:55.280 This is

00:41:56.220 This guy

00:41:58.240 Tyron goes 1.00

00:41:59.560 I'm gonna beat your ass 1.00

00:42:03.320 You're a child 1.00

00:42:04.980 The problem child 0.86

00:42:06.200 And that was his insult

00:42:08.200 That's all he's given me to work with

00:42:09.680 The whole entire promotion

00:42:11.480 We were almost going to cause a scene at that

00:42:14.280 At that thing

00:42:15.320 And by the way this is what I told you Logan 0.98

00:42:16.940 I was like bro Logan you need to fucking take Tyron's hat 0.98

00:42:20.800 Cause he owes you 0.99

00:42:21.760 He owes you

00:42:22.720 You owe me bro

00:42:25.020 I sold you a couple

00:42:26.760 Hundred thousand paper views

00:42:29.240 A hundred percent

00:42:30.360 You gotta do something crazy

00:42:32.460 You wanna know what he's gonna do

00:42:33.560 He's gonna give him a hat

00:42:35.620 He's gonna buy more NFTs man 0.99

00:42:37.080 He doesn't give a shit 0.99

00:42:38.260 Look around 0.99

00:42:39.440 look around our entire production budget i spent it on nfts like this gone gone well

00:42:49.260 i think this this works this is you know the set the set isn't what makes the show

00:42:55.080 the show makes the set yeah i love how excited dilla just got

00:43:00.180 and that is why I got the plywood

00:43:05.260 he's like you should see my

00:43:07.600 you should see my

00:43:08.660 it looks like they were just rioting here

00:43:10.260 they just try to protect the store

00:43:11.880 bro you should see it from outside

00:43:14.960 you see the plywood in the window

00:43:16.840 you're like oh

00:43:17.540 let's stay away from this building

00:43:19.520 I walked in I thought they were trying to recreate somewhere

00:43:22.280 I'd smoke crack in the past 1.00

00:43:23.720 you fucking crushed it 0.99

00:43:26.100 this looks like somewhere I would just light up 1.00

00:43:28.460 A big old crack bike.

00:43:31.120 No, no, no, no, no.

00:43:32.580 We're going to do the world's number one podcast 0.99

00:43:34.860 from this fucking Ikea couch 1.00

00:43:36.720 with the fucking plywood behind it. 1.00

00:43:39.600 We're going to couch this September. 1.00

00:43:41.320 He's so... 1.00

00:43:42.000 We sent all the money on fucking World of Women. 1.00

00:43:46.020 The couch is coming this September. 1.00

00:43:47.020 Okay. 1.00

00:43:48.620 World of Women.

00:43:49.420 So yeah, could you promote my fight?

00:43:50.820 Sure, yeah.

00:43:51.320 Guys, August 29th, a couple of days.

00:43:53.360 My brother's going to be fighting on Showtime in Cleveland.

00:43:55.320 Make sure to watch him.

00:43:56.620 Sunday, August 29th

00:43:58.740 Get your pay-per-view

00:43:59.560 Sunday, August 29th

00:44:02.320 Jake Paul, Tyron Woodley, Cleveland

00:44:04.160 We're bringing it home

00:44:05.460 Another knockout to the meme collection

00:44:08.600 Are you going to be upset

00:44:10.460 If you don't get a knockout?

00:44:12.180 Like you're kind of a knockout artist right now

00:44:14.020 That's kind of cool

00:44:14.760 Yeah, I've thought about that

00:44:17.140 But then I realized I'm going to knock him out

00:44:19.640 Wow, what an artist

00:44:22.520 A true artist 1.00

00:44:25.160 It's fucking art. 1.00

00:44:26.300 A true pugilist. 1.00

00:44:28.400 I'm not even kidding.

00:44:29.560 There's no possible way.

00:44:30.900 Like, bro.

00:44:32.680 When I put those gloves on,

00:44:35.900 and I have that iron fist

00:44:38.540 in the deep, deep, deep

00:44:40.900 in the back of those grand gloves.

00:44:44.780 Deep, deep in those gloves.

00:44:46.400 Right there in the back of those gloves. 0.99

00:44:49.260 Man, I'm going to crack his skull. 1.00

00:44:51.840 Hell yeah. 0.99

00:44:52.740 You know what I wanted to do?

00:44:54.060 You know what I wanted to do?

00:44:55.160 i wanted to go go to my high school football field sacred place for me took a piece of uh

00:45:00.580 dirt from it actually our very last game before they turned it into turf i still have the jar

00:45:05.680 i collected it i'm a collector what is it still in there yeah it's disgusting dirt shrivels over

00:45:10.700 time it's i i grabbed a large chunk it's been a decade it's this big now it's not the first time

00:45:16.160 why is it stuff like this dirt shrivels over time dude who would have guessed but i want to go i

00:45:20.480 want to go back to the field and do something with uh my friends think about this i know i've

00:45:25.000 already said it but dude we've lived this crazy life blessed to to be around amazing people and

00:45:30.800 and live these amazing experiences and we get to have all these people and all that we've

00:45:37.160 like collected through all of our journey and have people yes i've collected friends that i

00:45:42.440 love well it sounds like white from all from all around the world i've built i've built i've built

00:45:48.640 the community and i get to bring them to where my my life started that is your life started in

00:45:55.560 high school holy cow can you guys leave me alone please leave my friend alone no i get what you

00:46:02.640 tell his story i get it i want to bring all of my friends to chorus class all the people all the

00:46:07.920 people you've collected please if you're watching this help me i've been collecting i can't get out

00:46:14.880 You're just an NFT number.

00:46:17.900 I'm 067.

00:46:19.680 Help me, please.

00:46:21.100 That's pretty rare.

00:46:22.040 Oh, my gosh.

00:46:25.240 You're going to...

00:46:26.280 Okay, Cleveland.

00:46:27.620 You're going to knock this guy out.

00:46:28.720 Can you wait for me to go to the field and do something fun until after?

00:46:32.440 Please?

00:46:33.220 You're fighting on Sunday?

00:46:34.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:35.140 When do you leave?

00:46:36.480 Tuesday.

00:46:37.140 Well, the problem is I'm going to be there for a Friday and also a Saturday.

00:46:41.460 No.

00:46:42.840 But just wait for me, bro. 1.00

00:46:44.880 oh you can we can do that females in the audience i'd happily stay around to you can just yeah you 1.00

00:46:51.180 can just wait for me look look look we'll see what we'll what we can make happen are there 0.98

00:46:55.260 going to be any teachers at your fight that that you uh yeah i invited uh coach deluca coach d 0.99

00:47:02.220 and percival oh yeah that was pretty much all the only like authorities that you fucked with 0.80

00:47:09.300 yeah right yeah who's the one i didn't really like anyone else coach coach and coach and 0.97

00:47:14.940 that's that's quite the shiner you got there where'd you get that shiner in the news clip

00:47:21.740 of him yeah you were there when they did the walkthrough you got the black eye yeah the state

00:47:27.420 the state you had such a rich ohio accent at that point yeah talented real challenged challenged

00:47:33.580 So you're going to knock this man out

00:47:36.400 I guarantee it 1.00

00:47:38.320 Like I'd bet my cock on it 0.99

00:47:41.500 But also 0.99

00:47:42.220 This just in

00:47:43.580 That's a risky bet

00:47:46.700 So you end up with an I love Tyron Woodley tattoo 0.99

00:47:49.540 And no dick 1.00

00:47:50.380 He puts it above his clitoris 1.00

00:47:52.440 Holy shit 1.00

00:47:54.040 That is quite the bet 1.00

00:47:57.320 I'd bet my cock 0.99

00:47:59.520 Like 0.99

00:48:01.040 Well, who does it go to if you lose?

00:48:03.540 Like, do you give it to George?

00:48:06.300 He collects NFTs. 1.00

00:48:07.920 I collect cocks. 0.85

00:48:09.100 Wait, you're a bookie? 0.56

00:48:10.320 They won't actually let you keep it.

00:48:15.020 Why?

00:48:15.400 If you put it in a jar over time, it shrivels.

00:48:17.280 I know for a fact.

00:48:18.360 I know for a fact they won't let you keep it. 1.00

00:48:19.900 You can't keep cocks? 1.00

00:48:20.760 You can't keep any body part that the doctor removes. 0.99

00:48:24.080 What if a doctor doesn't remove it?

00:48:26.140 I would just cut it off.

00:48:27.080 Oh, he's just here and now.

00:48:27.860 And then I'd catch it like a bouquet?

00:48:29.020 we're in the dick sand

00:48:31.520 and you're having 0.88

00:48:32.880 way too much fun

00:48:33.600 look how excited

00:48:35.700 he is

00:48:36.020 look at this guy bro

00:48:39.260 he's like

00:48:40.200 bro

00:48:40.800 think of all the ways

00:48:41.620 I can catch it

00:48:42.780 he's the tiktok man 1.00

00:48:44.060 think I got my

00:48:44.560 butterfly net

00:48:45.340 think I got my

00:48:46.800 baseball man

00:48:47.560 can't take it

00:48:48.160 one second longer

00:48:49.240 can't take it

00:48:49.780 one second longer

00:48:50.800 look at George's eyebrows

00:48:55.520 they're perfect

00:48:56.900 oh god

00:48:57.640 they're painted on

00:48:58.560 tell you what 1.00

00:48:59.480 you catch Jake's dick 1.00

00:49:00.920 you catch Jake's dick 1.00

00:49:02.160 we're gonna put it 1.00

00:49:02.700 in the same jar

00:49:03.400 with my high school

00:49:04.120 field dirt

00:49:04.740 we'll collect

00:49:08.200 a bunch of stuff

00:49:08.880 that shrivels over time

00:49:09.800 in the first year

00:49:11.220 you can't even put

00:49:11.940 the jar of sealant

00:49:13.000 but after the second year

00:49:14.400 that thing squeezes

00:49:15.840 right on

00:49:16.280 where I was going was

00:49:18.780 you're gonna knock it 1.00

00:49:19.720 yo shut the fuck up bro 1.00

00:49:21.440 yo he said that 1.00

00:49:22.820 five times

00:49:23.680 and I wonder every time

00:49:25.000 what he's actually

00:49:26.080 gonna say

00:49:26.640 you are not allowed

00:49:28.060 to go out anymore before podcast.

00:49:30.500 I will

00:49:30.940 make this perfect transition

00:49:33.440 when someone allows me to.

00:49:36.080 Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,

00:49:38.120 Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike,

00:49:40.120 Mike, Mike, Mike. 1.00

00:49:45.420 What the fuck did you just say? 1.00

00:49:49.820 Dude, you are like, you are walking 1.00

00:49:51.820 deja vu, bro. You just keep saying

00:49:53.860 the same shit. 1.00

00:49:54.860 so you're gonna knock this guy out but one thing you're also trying to do 1.00

00:50:05.580 is stop kids from being knocked out by bullies can we talk about your new organization a little 1.00

00:50:11.260 bit if you let me say that yeah i had a good fucking question assholes 1.00

00:50:16.660 let's wait hold on let's bully our friends before we go and talk if you don't cut off 1.00

00:50:23.400 when you're a transition guy.

00:50:24.460 I can get it out 1.00

00:50:25.120 the first fucking time. 0.99

00:50:27.160 Yeah, you did 0.99

00:50:27.700 Boxing Bullies.

00:50:28.600 Yes, yes. 0.96

00:50:29.460 Tell us more, please.

00:50:31.000 Incredible event.

00:50:32.860 Heart touching, honestly. 0.99

00:50:35.860 Shut the fuck up. 0.99

00:50:37.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:50:37.480 Sorry.

00:50:38.840 That's how they treat 1.00

00:50:39.640 Middle Easterners. 1.00

00:50:40.160 I'm all the way back here. 1.00

00:50:40.960 I'm just fucking yelling 0.99

00:50:41.800 the whole time. 1.00

00:50:42.620 This guy is out of control. 0.94

00:50:43.540 Well, you guys are worse

00:50:44.340 than the TSA. 1.00

00:50:45.040 Carry on, fucking asshole. 1.00

00:50:48.360 You know what they did 1.00

00:50:49.540 before they fucking 0.97

00:50:50.280 started this podcast? 0.99

00:50:51.100 They moved him up

00:50:51.660 a little bit further 0.91

00:50:52.240 and they pushed me back

00:50:53.260 a little part of the back.

00:50:54.080 What is he talking like

00:50:55.780 Rodney Dangerfield right now?

00:50:57.580 He's off the rails.

00:50:58.820 Okay, first of all,

00:50:59.860 I'm not even going to get into it.

00:51:01.340 I'm not even going to get to it.

00:51:02.080 Go ahead, please.

00:51:03.520 Bully saver.

00:51:05.160 No, he's not saving bullies.

00:51:07.240 If you, if, if you,

00:51:09.700 he's giving a kid a wedding.

00:51:13.100 He comes, he's like,

00:51:14.200 that's not how you do it.

00:51:21.720 You got to get in there.

00:51:22.940 You got to pull those shorts up.

00:51:24.740 You're doing it all wrong. 0.99

00:51:27.200 You can't see his shit marks that way. 0.99

00:51:29.700 No, are you? 1.00

00:51:32.960 His balls ain't even in his stomach. 0.99

00:51:36.120 Wait, so who are you boxing? 0.99

00:51:40.440 Who is the bully boxing?

00:51:42.320 I created a foundation called Boxing Bullies,

00:51:46.060 and it's sort of a double entendre.

00:51:48.320 It's a fight back against bullying and cyberbullying,

00:51:51.260 which is obviously a prevalent problem in our today's generation and man this all started

00:51:59.040 because you know and i've said this before i was a bully as a kid name calling people like on the

00:52:03.560 bus whatever didn't think anything of it you know thought it was hilarious so on and so forth and

00:52:08.000 then when i started to blow up on vine you know the kids in my high school were like

00:52:13.060 started saying things creating fake twitter accounts to like say hurtful things that i would

00:52:19.380 see i'm like wow this like really hurt me this this affected me these like i don't like this at

00:52:24.540 all and it has always been a dream of mine to launch foundation and now i'm finally at a place

00:52:32.100 where i'm able to give back use my platform for good and the meaning uh is you know fight back

00:52:38.760 against bullying but then also get as many kids into the sport of boxing because i think that

00:52:43.640 boxing helped give me confidence courage leadership discipline yeah discipline and got

00:52:49.800 got me to a place where i felt super secure with myself where now if someone says something to me

00:52:55.500 or insults me like i i really don't i truly don't care um and so i think the sport can do the same

00:53:01.360 for a lot of people uh it can give them hope inspiration something to fight for uh literally

00:53:07.520 and figuratively and we had our first event in puerto rico it went amazing uh and we're just

00:53:15.360 trying to give boxing gloves into the hands as many kids as possible and just spread the message

00:53:19.500 and create awareness around like hey you know just think twice before you send that tweet

00:53:27.000 to appear because that could stick with them for the rest of their life or think twice before you

00:53:34.920 you know punch or beat go beat up that kid in your school and if you see bullying to try to

00:53:41.960 fight back against it defend someone and help the person being bullied so you were a bully 0.70

00:53:48.340 and then you got cyber bullied and now we want to end all bullying i i don't i don't think it's

00:53:54.900 possible to end all bullying but well let's do it that that that is the goal if we can if we can

00:54:00.120 you know let's box all the bullies if we can at what point are you the bully again

00:54:05.060 if you bully bullies you're still a bully no i i the the mission isn't bully bullies 0.86

00:54:12.100 i gotta say this one time at least you you you more than anyone on earth put two o's in the word

00:54:18.980 i'm sorry you you call it bully bullying you're you're a little bit there but i've never heard

00:54:24.300 it's ohio it is yeah i used to not be able to say my teacher's name mr wooly wooly i can't say it

00:54:32.780 great math teacher every time you say it i just great math teacher i like them taught me how to 0.80

00:54:37.380 make salsa actually yeah it's a drastic what the fuck he was cool yo what after we did math he 0.93

00:54:45.560 invited me to his house and we were doing salsa dancing he's like you know i'll go good with this 0.93

00:54:50.360 He was one of the cool teachers

00:54:53.560 He'd be in class

00:54:55.460 He'd be like yo we're making salsa

00:54:57.280 Did you have to keep that between you guys

00:54:58.980 You were a teacher's pet though

00:55:00.240 Because I had the exact opposite 1.00

00:55:01.700 No I just wasn't a fucking asshole 1.00

00:55:03.260 Neither was I 1.00

00:55:05.040 You literally

00:55:08.020 Stole iPhones 1.00

00:55:09.800 Stealing iPhones doesn't make you an asshole 1.00

00:55:13.440 That makes you a businessman 1.00

00:55:14.440 That's an interesting take

00:55:16.440 An illegal businessman

00:55:17.520 And I don't recommend that to any kids

00:55:19.940 they shouldn't steal of course all right kids here's what i recommend but but but but eat your

00:55:25.640 math teacher salsa yeah why is your math teacher making salsa bro he knows and everyone who made

00:55:37.040 salsa with me knows how many people have you made salsa with anybody that's made salsa with me man

00:55:44.720 There's like 10 people at home that watch and they're like, he's right.

00:55:52.500 They're like, who are these people?

00:55:53.820 They're like in the midst of a dip and they're like, I'll always remember.

00:55:58.340 Like the great gasp.

00:56:00.200 Yo, Mr. Wooly, you got to help me.

00:56:03.440 Mr. Wooly?

00:56:04.860 They don't believe me.

00:56:06.600 They don't believe in me.

00:56:08.000 Mr. Wooly.

00:56:08.880 Bro, we made salsa.

00:56:10.040 It was so good.

00:56:11.680 It was so good.

00:56:12.580 Was it what you say?

00:56:13.460 It's the best salsa you've ever made?

00:56:14.720 Could be

00:56:15.860 I bet you Mr. Woolley's watching this right now 0.99

00:56:19.060 Like when the fuck 0.99

00:56:20.900 You know one time 0.98

00:56:22.080 Mr. Woolley unfortunately

00:56:24.440 No 0.99

00:56:26.780 Shut the fuck up 1.00

00:56:28.460 Are we really laughing like that 1.00

00:56:29.840 What you mean we

00:56:30.800 What you mean

00:56:32.120 You always have to like let people know

00:56:34.960 Mr. Woolley's fine

00:56:36.820 He's at home eating salsa 1.00

00:56:37.880 I'm fucking with you 1.00

00:56:38.880 He's good 1.00

00:56:40.100 He's fine

00:56:40.620 He's chilling

00:56:40.960 Why would you do that

00:56:43.040 that's not funny at all

00:56:45.060 you were gonna tell me a story

00:56:45.980 I mean it's irrelevant at this point

00:56:48.800 I don't even know

00:56:49.700 your girlfriend walked in 1.00

00:56:51.420 with her outfit looked like she's about to get casted 1.00

00:56:53.960 in Step Up 19

00:56:55.000 she's like

00:56:59.480 I don't love how much fun you're having

00:57:03.300 you've never watched Step Up?

00:57:08.900 with Channing Tatum?

00:57:09.940 this whole podcast

00:57:10.880 You want me to leave?

00:57:13.300 No, no, no

00:57:13.760 You're just having too much fun

00:57:14.460 I kind of feel like the whole time I've been watching him

00:57:16.580 He's having his own little podcast over there 0.99

00:57:19.740 It's just the fuck over here 0.99

00:57:21.660 You realize our guests have to swivel? 0.99

00:57:24.400 They have to talk to me

00:57:26.680 See, that's not that funny

00:57:28.860 It isn't funny at all

00:57:30.380 Why are you guys laughing?

00:57:32.080 Look at his face, he looks like he's doing drugs again

00:57:34.720 I'm not laughing

00:57:35.520 I'm about to

00:57:37.060 I'm laughing at what he said

00:57:39.100 He's not laughing

00:57:40.100 I'm not laughing

00:57:41.660 Bro, I'm like

00:57:42.820 You say something

00:57:43.720 And then you just start laughing so hard

00:57:45.380 And I'm like

00:57:46.000 Because there's passing jokes in my head

00:57:49.420 And I'm like

00:57:51.380 It's not the time to say

00:57:52.700 You're a special guy, Jordan

00:57:55.000 Nah, I was so right

00:57:56.300 You were having too much fun

00:57:57.800 I'm trying to get out of here, man

00:57:58.900 Go take a laugh

00:58:01.680 Danny looks like a DJ that did too much drugs

00:58:05.480 I think you need to get out of here

00:58:10.720 Go take a lap 0.99

00:58:11.820 What the fuck is wrong with him? 1.00

00:58:17.380 Okay 1.00

00:58:17.820 I think he took acid

00:58:19.200 Take a lap

00:58:21.020 Just won't go

00:58:22.580 I think he took acid before the show

00:58:25.180 Just breathe in through the nose and out through the mouth 1.00

00:58:26.680 I couldn't imagine being like a

00:58:28.600 If I wasn't me like a new guest on this show

00:58:31.740 Clark Butler 0.99

00:58:32.100 Dude can you fucking believe this? 0.99

00:58:34.560 dude what gerard butler is in puerto rico we found out and i was like oh like how sick you 0.98

00:58:41.800 know my my crew is here my cast is here this weekend how sick would it be to get him in here

00:58:45.240 can you imagine that dude comes and i'm like yeah bro we're the number one podcast in the world and 0.85

00:58:50.340 he sees this shit on the windows and george's this is george he's like did someone say 0.90

00:58:56.160 oh my god i love it here i love it here 0.98

00:59:09.840 gerard butler comes off of his 50 000 50 million dollars set i know he's like what podcast 0.87

00:59:18.860 this is the number one in the world there's a fucking sign to recruit people to the army 0.89

00:59:26.160 oh my god i don't think i've ever laughed this much it's not possible that you're in my heart 0.98

00:59:32.760 bro you know you know you know what you don't think about often do you see that the picture

00:59:38.480 of the two aliens there that the the ufologist james fox gave us so so that sketch was drawn

00:59:46.000 by a preschooler who claimed to see aliens i recently saw an alien well did they look like 0.96

00:59:52.680 that because that seems a little fucking ridiculous man come on bro where are their bodies 0.98

01:00:00.380 if someone's like here just draw exactly what you saw you'd be like okay you get your 64 backup 0.99

01:00:08.500 crayons a lot of blue a little gray let's make the eyes look like watermelon seeds how old was

01:00:17.520 person? It's a preschooler.

01:00:19.120 And the preschooler goes, excuse me.

01:00:26.880 This is what I saw.

01:00:33.580 They're like, right, right, right.

01:00:37.880 They start beating him up and he comes

01:00:39.680 out of nowhere. He's like, that's not how you do it.

01:00:41.900 They're like, they're like, they're like, you're like,

01:00:44.160 Jimmy, why don't you go make some salsa?

01:00:47.520 Mr. Woolley.

01:00:49.680 He touches me.

01:00:51.340 I don't like it.

01:01:01.320 It's just a lot.

01:01:02.720 It's just a lot.

01:01:03.400 It's a lot to deal with.

01:01:04.360 My chest hurts.

01:01:06.520 Yeah, you did.

01:01:08.400 You saw Alien?

01:01:10.040 Yeah.

01:01:10.760 Did it look like that?

01:01:12.560 It did.

01:01:15.100 That's why I was like not,

01:01:16.400 I didn't think that segment was funny because I was like,

01:01:18.920 that preschooler definitely saw what I saw.

01:01:22.200 Was it traumatizing?

01:01:23.680 Because you tell me when you guys lay under the stars,

01:01:26.360 which you do a lot, that you always see. 0.96

01:01:28.840 That was the verbage you used, both of you.

01:01:30.820 You always see a UFO every night. 0.98

01:01:33.280 Yeah.

01:01:34.180 Shooting stars, okay.

01:01:35.640 Shooting stars, we saw like seven of them,

01:01:37.740 and then we've seen a UFO at least twice.

01:01:40.660 And the time I saw an alien,

01:01:42.100 Should I tell him?

01:01:47.280 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:54.160 Get the fuck off the set, you pussy. 1.00

01:01:59.420 We're definitely not going to be able to go any further. 1.00

01:02:01.680 Get off the set.

01:02:03.080 I'm sorry. 1.00

01:02:05.380 You suck. 1.00

01:02:10.060 You're the worst. 1.00

01:02:12.100 no but like what's next after this fight 1.00

01:02:14.660 so you knock him out

01:02:18.500 so like what's the next

01:02:21.360 I think we're probably done

01:02:23.460 how did this happen

01:02:24.840 I'd rather not

01:02:27.680 you know like well cause

01:02:29.380 the alien

01:02:30.560 yeah we're done

01:02:32.000 thanks for listening to this podcast guys

01:02:35.800 of impulsive

01:02:36.700 we are not on drugs

01:02:39.640 no one on the show is on drugs

01:02:41.160 I don't know what happened. 0.98

01:02:42.220 I'm about to fucking do drugs because of how chaotic this was. 0.99

01:02:45.640 This was a nightmare. 0.99

01:02:47.020 But it was great to have you on.

01:02:48.860 I love you.

01:02:49.900 You're going to beat up Tyron Woodley in a couple days here.

01:02:52.740 August 29th, guys.

01:02:53.640 Make sure to check it out on Showtime.

01:02:54.940 If you're in Cleveland, come to the fight.

01:02:56.180 Come hang out with us.

01:02:57.480 Well, we're not going to hang out with you.

01:03:00.020 But come to the fight.

01:03:01.780 We'll be there.

01:03:03.500 But buy your tickets anyway.

01:03:05.620 I mean, bro, I said that.

01:03:07.720 I was like, let's be honest.

01:03:09.160 I'm not hanging out with everyone.

01:03:11.160 He hung out with how many people?

01:03:16.380 A lot, but he charged them like $1,700.

01:03:18.280 Okay.

01:03:18.920 This is no meet and greet.

01:03:22.160 Anything else you want to say?

01:03:24.660 Any words?

01:03:28.980 This will be a historic event.

01:03:31.780 This will be a historic event.

01:03:33.300 Cool.

01:03:33.640 And this will be a historic event.

01:03:37.040 Yeah, that's it.

01:03:37.700 Cut.

01:03:37.900 no no we've already cut

01:03:41.500 oh the full access is

01:03:43.300 an amazing I don't think you understand what I'm saying

01:03:45.700 no he's not cut

01:03:47.520 we're no longer podcasting

01:03:48.760 no we're still podcasting

01:03:51.120 I think we are

01:03:52.560 and for everyone

01:03:55.740 who hasn't already go

01:03:57.500 watch the all access on

01:03:59.600 my YouTube channel if you want to see the story

01:04:01.820 the behind the scenes the training

01:04:03.620 for this fight it's pretty

01:04:05.120 It's a pretty dope episode that Showtime did

01:04:08.440 This is what I saw

01:04:11.540 Imagine being the cop

01:04:15.820 Who gets that and they're like

01:04:17.360 Two floating heads

01:04:20.940 They have no bodies

01:04:22.380 Did they have bodies

01:04:23.300 I don't know I couldn't see them

01:04:26.360 It was so scary to me

01:04:29.360 They just had three quarters of a neck

01:04:31.040 This is what I saw

01:04:32.240 i'm replacing george i feel like you can do a better job than george oh we talked about you

01:04:42.100 actually uh co-hosting this podcast with me really yeah you mean you could do it you've

01:04:46.480 been roasting me every time i we hang out yeah because your neck is just so long it is such a

01:04:52.120 long bro i'm standing in the kitchen bro i'm looking at julia's neck i i knew it was coming

01:04:56.820 I go, I go, Julia, have I ever told you how long your neck is?

01:05:03.160 You know what I said?

01:05:03.740 Wait, wait, you want to know what I said back?

01:05:04.980 I said it's longer than your boxing career.

01:05:07.540 Oh!

01:05:10.680 Oh, my God.

01:05:14.820 That just started getting hot. 0.99

01:05:17.500 You're so fucking hot. 1.00

01:05:19.000 Why don't you fucking brush my breath? 1.00

01:05:21.520 We should just make a baby right now. 1.00

01:05:23.540 Can I sit here now?

01:05:25.260 We may have to blur that.

01:05:26.540 Yeah, shoot around it.

01:05:27.440 Just keep the sound.

01:05:28.940 Just keep the sound.

01:05:29.840 Because otherwise we'll get demonetized.

01:05:31.420 All right.

01:05:31.780 I think this...

01:05:32.780 I think...

01:05:33.480 Something's about to get deep.

01:05:34.900 All right, we're done.

01:05:38.000 You know they said that those aliens next

01:05:40.860 were the inspiration behind Julia Rose's life?

01:05:44.140 Oh, no.

01:05:44.840 No, my jaw's way bigger than that.

01:05:46.460 Oh! 0.98

01:05:49.540 Opa!

01:05:51.340 I think I should be able to co-host.

01:05:53.700 The number one podcast in the world.

01:05:54.920 I'm your host, Logan Paul.

01:05:55.860 I'm your co-host Julia Rose

01:05:57.520 And uh

01:05:58.280 Or Mike Malak

01:05:59.360 I mean

01:06:00.500 We'll see you next time

01:06:02.300 Peace!

01:06:04.020 Yeah

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - August 26, 2021

E289 The Jake Paul Interview： Knocking Out Tyron Woodley

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