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00:02:12.280 Am I partying too much?

00:02:14.160 Probably a little bit.

00:02:15.620 I mean, that's probably the honest answer.

00:02:17.840 I'm okay.

00:02:18.100 That's what I was telling him earlier.

00:02:19.100 I was like, dude, we don't start getting serious here. 1.00

00:02:21.400 You're going to get your ass beat in the spike straight up. 1.00

00:02:29.140 Bro, it's so crazy. 1.00

00:02:33.500 The press conferences are so, like, I get drained after them.

00:02:37.160 Yeah, you're saying that with your eyes closed.

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00:02:43.900 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world. 0.97

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00:03:02.900 We do have Mac back

00:03:03.880 As you may or may not know

00:03:05.120 My best friend

00:03:05.860 Since we were six years old

00:03:06.980 He lives in Cleveland

00:03:07.700 Glad you could join us

00:03:09.220 For the first half

00:03:10.100 Yeah 1.00

00:03:10.620 You're looking like a pilgrim 1.00

00:03:12.540 More than ever 0.99

00:03:13.080 Yep

00:03:13.460 I just cut my own hair

00:03:14.300 Okay

00:03:15.640 You did a great job

00:03:16.380 Thanks man

00:03:17.060 I just buzzed it

00:03:18.260 It was great

00:03:18.640 Cool

00:03:19.140 You ever cut your own hair?

00:03:20.480 Not something I'm willing to do

00:03:21.680 It looks like you did

00:03:22.480 I'm trying a new thing

00:03:23.960 It looks like I did

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00:03:25.720 No one cuts my hair dude

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00:03:41.120 code logan for 20 off your first purchase the link is in the description how you guys feeling

00:03:45.860 about cleveland it's funny i pulled up my notes read the read the first note out loud like what

00:03:50.120 What are you seeing?

00:03:52.660 Oh, I remember saying this.

00:03:55.240 Cleveland is a natural contraceptive. 1.00

00:03:57.360 No matter how bad you want to fuck, you can't. 1.00

00:04:00.680 Because there's no one to have sex with. 1.00

00:04:02.660 It's really unfortunate, dude.

00:04:04.260 It's a sad state of affairs.

00:04:06.120 We went to Barley House last night, which is like the club hide, the hide lounge of Cleveland.

00:04:13.120 And, you know, Logan brings us security with him everywhere we go.

00:04:16.220 and we're there and uh at the beginning of the night every time people will come to come into

00:04:21.040 the section he'll like look at me like these guys you know these guys and at the beginning of the

00:04:25.740 night it's like business dudes i'm like yeah they're good then a couple minutes later he's 0.88

00:04:29.100 like it's a bride and groom i'm like yeah fuck it send them in like an hour later he's like it's 0.99

00:04:34.040 four 62 year old women i'm like fuck send them in anyone any species send them in the booth 1.00

00:04:39.940 It's Cleveland baby 1.00

00:04:41.080 Everyone's invited

00:04:41.780 Yeah no it's interesting

00:04:44.000 What is it though

00:04:47.820 There's one thing that we have not

00:04:51.000 Spoken about in real life

00:04:52.560 And I want to do it

00:04:53.740 I want to do it right here right now

00:04:54.900 Before Sugar Sean gets here

00:04:56.080 I heard you had an incident on the plane ride in

00:04:59.380 Uh oh

00:05:01.100 I did

00:05:02.140 I heard this is one of the worst yet

00:05:03.280 So you have bad luck with airports as is

00:05:05.380 Airplanes too

00:05:06.120 And airplanes

00:05:07.140 This is his flights

00:05:07.940 Dude I'll let Mike talk

00:05:09.820 and then I'll tell what happened.

00:05:11.840 I want you to jump in at any time.

00:05:15.040 I'm just going to let you do your thing, man.

00:05:16.600 I'm going to let you do your thing,

00:05:17.480 and then I'll explain what happened from my perspective,

00:05:21.500 which I feel kind of happened, but again, I don't know.

00:05:25.820 I wasn't really there for all of it.

00:05:27.400 Completely unconscious.

00:05:28.320 This is one of the wildest things I've ever seen.

00:05:29.940 Quick, can you boost me in the headphones

00:05:31.840 before I hear a story of this magnitude?

00:05:33.560 Mind you, I've told them strictly,

00:05:35.740 do not speak about the flight until we get on impulsive.

00:05:38.260 That's the level of commitment.

00:05:39.120 I just want everybody to know, when me and Logan first started hanging out, him and Jake

00:05:44.660 sat me down, they're like, hey man, we can't be friends with you anymore.

00:05:47.500 And I was like, what, why? 1.00

00:05:48.900 He's like, you're a pathological liar, man, you lie about everything. 1.00

00:05:51.780 I go, no, I don't. 1.00

00:05:52.580 He goes, all these stories, man, all these stories you tell us.

00:05:54.840 He goes, there's no way that all this happens to one man.

00:05:57.380 And I go, no, it does.

00:05:59.420 And I started to read these comments on Impulsive, where people were like, this guy has to be 1.00

00:06:03.660 lying, there's no way that this shit happens. 1.00

00:06:05.440 No, it happens, man. 1.00

00:06:06.280 Guys, I went through all of it.

00:06:07.260 George, one day, casual, he goes, bro, I just saw a plane go down.

00:06:10.360 Crash.

00:06:10.940 Yeah.

00:06:11.220 I said, what?

00:06:12.280 Why does it always have to do with planes?

00:06:13.760 On the highway.

00:06:14.500 Always planes.

00:06:15.180 I don't know, man.

00:06:15.980 It started to freak me out.

00:06:17.480 I'm at the TSA like, don't let me in.

00:06:19.100 Just don't even let me in.

00:06:20.880 Random check me, because I don't even trust myself at this point.

00:06:23.820 Yeah, and I Googled it, and the plane went down exactly where you said.

00:06:27.980 Yeah, I was an extra.

00:06:29.240 I was a background for a movie, and I'm literally watching this dude 0.97

00:06:31.680 who's a private airplane, and he just fucking goes up, 0.90

00:06:34.120 and he goes, like, down. 0.99

00:06:35.900 And they were like, okay, we can't shoot no more.

00:06:37.820 Everybody has to go home.

00:06:38.540 And I'm like, did I just witness somebody die?

00:06:40.040 Yeah. 0.82

00:06:40.480 Stay away from the Cessnas.

00:06:41.940 Stay away from planes in general. 1.00

00:06:43.320 Dude, the wife comes out screaming out of the house like it was the most craziest thing. 1.00

00:06:46.540 How did you crash our plane again? 1.00

00:06:48.220 Yeah.

00:06:48.980 No, well, he passed away.

00:06:50.040 It went straight up.

00:06:51.480 Oh, yeah.

00:06:52.340 Yeah, he was gone.

00:06:53.180 As soon as he landed, I was like, he can't be there anymore.

00:06:55.460 Is he on my flight on Monday?

00:06:57.640 Or we don't know yet.

00:06:58.760 Yeah, maybe let's just, yeah.

00:07:00.720 What happened, Mike?

00:07:02.480 First of all, shittiest flight ever.

00:07:04.460 I enjoyed it.

00:07:05.200 Was it spirit?

00:07:06.960 It wasn't spirit.

00:07:08.100 There's no way I got two words out, and that's as far as we made it.

00:07:10.540 You said jump in at any time. 0.99

00:07:11.940 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 0.98

00:07:12.520 Not that soon. 0.98

00:07:13.460 At any time.

00:07:14.360 Yes!

00:07:14.920 We have leverage on this side now.

00:07:17.220 We're teaming up.

00:07:18.080 Me and Georgia are teaming up, by the way. 0.96

00:07:19.280 Let's go, baby. 1.00

00:07:20.360 People always want to fly red eyes. 0.98

00:07:22.080 I fucking hate red eye flights. 1.00

00:07:23.180 I hate them. 1.00

00:07:23.840 I hate them. 0.58

00:07:25.360 Sometimes you're taking 11 p.m. to New York, seven hours, six hours, whatever, you can

00:07:29.200 get some sleep in.

00:07:30.840 11 p.m. to 6 a.m. Cleveland.

00:07:36.540 It was a four-hour flight.

00:07:38.200 You can't sleep.

00:07:39.140 There's nothing you can do.

00:07:40.240 You can sleep for a few hours, but you're going to wake up, Grog,

00:07:43.160 and you get to Cleveland at 6 in the morning. 1.00

00:07:44.340 What the fuck are you going to do? 0.99

00:07:44.960 Sure. 0.99

00:07:46.480 So I get on the flight with David.

00:07:48.980 Danny was nice enough to stick to me in first class.

00:07:50.640 I get on the flight.

00:07:51.900 Who am I delighted to see I'm going to be sitting next to in 2E?

00:07:56.420 George Janko in the flesh.

00:07:57.540 There he is sitting there. 0.98

00:07:58.340 And I get on, he gives me that ridiculous smile. 0.91

00:08:01.460 It's me, George. 0.94

00:08:02.360 What's up?

00:08:03.520 So I sit down next to him, and, you know, the plane takes off and everything.

00:08:08.400 It's 1130, and he goes, yeah, man, before I got on this flight, 0.98

00:08:13.360 it took so many fucking edibles, bro. 0.99

00:08:16.020 So fucking high. 1.00

00:08:18.840 Then he just starts pulling snacks out of his bag. 0.99

00:08:23.560 First, it's the Funyuns.

00:08:24.940 He goes, I never had Funyuns before, man. 0.99

00:08:27.100 They're fucking great. 0.99

00:08:28.340 By the way. 1.00

00:08:29.420 Fantastic.

00:08:30.240 So underrated.

00:08:31.600 Oh, my God.

00:08:32.480 By the way, shopping when you're high is great.

00:08:34.780 Because you're just like, I've never had that.

00:08:36.720 Get it.

00:08:37.060 Most things when you're high are pretty great.

00:08:39.480 I think that's why people get high.

00:08:40.540 Keep listening to the story.

00:08:41.580 On weed.

00:08:42.380 On weed.

00:08:43.560 So then all of a sudden he's on weed.

00:08:46.200 Then all of a sudden he pulls out some Snickers.

00:08:48.240 He got Snickers.

00:08:49.840 Reese's.

00:08:51.160 Little sour gummies.

00:08:53.780 A sandwich.

00:08:55.900 Gatorades.

00:08:56.580 The guy comes.

00:08:57.520 He goes, sir.

00:08:58.340 Will you be eating the chicken or the pasta?

00:09:01.340 George goes, I'll have the chicken. 1.00

00:09:03.020 This motherfucker ate for a family of 12. 1.00

00:09:06.060 Came with the ticket. 1.00

00:09:07.160 I'm not going to disrespect the lady.

00:09:09.300 So he's sitting there grubbing.

00:09:10.700 You're right.

00:09:11.680 I'm editing a video.

00:09:14.340 Now it's about 1.30 a.m.

00:09:16.220 And he turns to me and goes, should I watch Born Identity? 0.99

00:09:19.480 I was like, great fucking movie. 0.99

00:09:20.720 Whole Born series underrated. 0.99

00:09:22.280 So I'm editing my video.

00:09:23.660 He's watching Born Identity.

00:09:24.680 Everything's going fine.

00:09:25.760 It's like 1.30, 1.45 a.m.

00:09:27.280 there's a little turbulence

00:09:28.640 and George

00:09:28.960 every time there's a little bump

00:09:29.900 George goes like this

00:09:30.580 is this okay

00:09:31.820 I'm like I think so man

00:09:34.240 another 10 minutes go by

00:09:37.140 now I look over

00:09:38.100 now just moments earlier

00:09:39.360 he had been

00:09:39.880 really thoroughly enjoying

00:09:41.060 his movie

00:09:41.380 he's like this is great

00:09:42.200 like turn this to great

00:09:43.220 I turn to him

00:09:44.740 and he's like this

00:09:45.520 on the tray table

00:09:46.260 out of it

00:09:49.420 falling

00:09:50.080 he turns

00:09:51.100 I go oh 1.00

00:09:51.900 oh shit 1.00

00:09:53.260 he turns to me 1.00

00:09:54.040 he goes

00:09:54.420 I'm really nauseous 0.93

00:09:56.920 I think I'm going to yak man 0.99

00:10:00.300 And he has the bag

00:10:02.040 The little square bag

00:10:03.300 From in front of the seat

00:10:05.000 And I go George George

00:10:06.560 I saw what you just ate 1.00

00:10:09.540 Do not fucking throw up 1.00

00:10:13.200 In that little bag George 1.00

00:10:14.540 Please

00:10:15.440 Please go to the bathroom

00:10:18.540 It's two seats in front of us

00:10:20.060 So he goes okay let me buy

00:10:22.040 Gets up walks by

00:10:24.280 I put my headphones back

00:10:26.100 And I start editing

00:10:26.860 10 seconds later

00:10:30.320 I feel a thud

00:10:32.120 Not see

00:10:34.220 Not hear

00:10:35.340 I feel a thud in my seat

00:10:37.580 And I look up

00:10:39.940 And there's George Janko

00:10:42.340 Unconscious

00:10:43.140 Against the cockpit door

00:10:45.300 With all of the flight attendants

00:10:47.880 Around him

00:10:48.800 Oh no it gets better

00:10:49.660 Just keep listening

00:10:51.240 Take this in

00:10:53.320 Now imagine this

00:10:54.600 It's 145 AM

00:10:55.700 Completely quiet flight

00:10:57.120 Everyone on the flight is either snoozing, drinking, or involved in a movie.

00:11:01.840 I love this show, by the way.

00:11:02.500 But now everybody peeks out of their seat like this.

00:11:06.080 And looks up.

00:11:07.980 And here's what I do. 1.00

00:11:09.200 Because this kind of shit, like you said, we see so much. 1.00

00:11:11.700 It just doesn't even faze me more. 1.00

00:11:13.180 I go like this. 1.00

00:11:14.260 I go, motherfucker. 1.00

00:11:15.480 I take my headphones out. 1.00

00:11:18.420 I take my headphones out.

00:11:19.720 I go to the front.

00:11:22.100 As soon as I get there, there's the classic flight attendants leaning over.

00:11:26.820 right and as soon as i get there his eyes spring open like this and he looks at right at me he

00:11:34.680 looks right at me neither of them he looks right at me he goes and right when he opened his eyes

00:11:38.280 the flight attendant goes sir are you okay he goes he goes i think i think you fell and he goes

00:11:43.280 george goes i didn't fall i'm just sleeping

00:11:46.000 i goes i'm just sleeping against the cockpit door which is like as you know the most sacred area

00:11:55.220 the cockpit door is the most sacred area ever ever and so the flight attendant now looks at me he

00:12:03.280 goes he looks at me like this like i'm gonna be able to answer the question i go dude he's not

00:12:07.600 sleeping no no you missed the best part hold on what what he turns the mic no stop stop do not 0.90

00:12:14.020 fucking say this he turns he goes he goes uh he looks at me i go bro he's not sleeping he got up 0.98

00:12:20.600 he was feeling nauseous and he fell on the ground he fell unconscious on the ground and the flight 1.00

00:12:25.200 attend that shit you not goes we can't do that i go i go to him i go i go i took a breath i go 0.99

00:12:35.340 dog i don't think he did it on purpose man he goes i go i don't think he did it on purpose man 1.00

00:12:43.440 he goes he goes well i'm gonna need you to go take your seat damn damn so and you want to know 0.99

00:12:49.520 what i'm not doing i ain't getting fucked up by an air marshal yeah we see what happened so i went 0.99

00:12:53.480 back to my seat and i sat down did they end up duct tape and george now i'm just watching they 0.95

00:12:59.520 the first thing they do is they maneuver his lifeless body over to the hallway because going

00:13:05.100 out because you got to get oh you're back you're in and out oh yeah i remember waking up like i'm

00:13:09.260 sleeping and then i just went back out and then i just woke up again and they're like working on

00:13:13.440 me and i was like oh this is serious what you mean working on you cpr so so listen hold on so

00:13:19.100 so he so they maneuver him away because like i said they got to get him away from that cockpit

00:13:22.580 door i asked him to move me this way because i'm like as i'm going in and out i'm seeing everybody

00:13:27.300 looking at me through the eye like this and i go could you just push me up against the door

00:13:31.460 so they move him out of the way but i can still see because i'm in two so i can see to the side

00:13:36.160 door because they put him behind the bathroom so i look over two minutes later they got him hooked

00:13:41.740 up to an oxygen tank whoa guy comes up to me he goes was uh was he was he was he drinking a lot

00:13:50.860 I go, he doesn't drink, man.

00:13:52.920 They go, he's pouring sweat.

00:13:56.480 I look back over.

00:13:57.880 The other flight attendant has those freezer blocks that you put in your freezer 0.97

00:14:03.820 that you put in a cooler to keep shit cold when you go to the park all over them. 0.88

00:14:08.240 And then a third flight attendant is fanning him with a United Airlines credit card brochure. 0.98

00:14:14.240 Like this.

00:14:15.700 As she was doing it, he's like, do you know what the kind of points you could get from this?

00:14:19.120 And I was like, of course I have one

00:14:22.140 So anyways

00:14:24.020 Are you a Rapid Reward member?

00:14:25.280 They finally come up to me and they go

00:14:27.480 I'm in the aisle

00:14:28.440 They go, sir, we're gonna ask you to move your seat over to the window

00:14:33.960 And we're gonna put him in the aisle so that we can continuously check on him

00:14:36.700 So they come over, they bring him over

00:14:38.880 And I'm sitting there and I look over 0.60

00:14:41.940 And there's George, wife beater, hairy chest 1.00

00:14:45.700 pouring out with the fucking oxygen bag attached to his face and he looks at me he goes he goes 1.00

00:14:50.940 and i go what the fuck is going on right now and like he dude so i'd already texted logan 1.00

00:15:02.320 i texted him first i was getting i was getting real time i go i go i go what the fuck just 0.97

00:15:08.200 but i texted him and he goes you gotta help him i go logan 0.92

00:15:14.840 I'm gonna be up front with you

00:15:16.440 I can't stop laughing right now

00:15:18.260 I am I am

00:15:19.360 You gotta understand

00:15:20.280 I'm crying

00:15:21.360 Like I'm not 0.88

00:15:22.440 Not bullshitting

00:15:23.120 Like I sat down 0.97

00:15:24.380 Close to death 1.00

00:15:25.840 And he's just fucking 1.00

00:15:27.520 Stop 0.99

00:15:28.440 Don't don't spread that

00:15:30.040 Gone

00:15:30.380 I look at him like

00:15:31.300 This is friendship

00:15:32.020 This is

00:15:33.460 They're just like

00:15:34.460 But it really is

00:15:35.280 Clear

00:15:35.600 He's like clear

00:15:36.900 So

00:15:40.020 It really is

00:15:41.840 That's friendship

00:15:42.400 Can I tell

00:15:43.100 Cause this is the best part

00:15:44.320 because I'm listening to his side of the story, 0.99

00:15:45.760 and I'm like, fuck, everything is about, like, perspective. 0.98

00:15:48.980 I'll tell you, as the driver of this vehicle, 1.00

00:15:53.040 what the fuck was going on. 0.99

00:15:55.640 First of all, which I found hilarious. 1.00

00:15:57.620 There's so many Easter eggs in this story that I fucking love. 0.98

00:15:59.960 One, again, I'm at TSA. 0.98

00:16:02.480 I didn't have any problems here at this point.

00:16:04.580 But the person in front of me, like, a couple,

00:16:07.840 had six kids, all fresh kids. 1.00

00:16:10.800 Like, this woman popped these out.

00:16:13.040 It was like, I couldn't believe, oh my, there was one kid running around with his diaper.

00:16:18.920 Brand new humans.

00:16:19.600 Freshly minted.

00:16:20.460 Oh my God.

00:16:21.080 I had anxiety watching and the person next to me, I was like, oh my God, I just hate

00:16:27.680 when people cause scenes.

00:16:29.600 And I'm like, yeah, me too.

00:16:30.440 I hate that.

00:16:30.880 Then you did the biggest scene ever.

00:16:32.720 This dude, this dude was on our flight, first front row seat.

00:16:39.580 He's a pilot and he was taking the flight to go do something else.

00:16:42.820 So he's literally like the front one.

00:16:44.580 Yeah.

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00:17:20.040 The reason I got like

00:17:23.360 really intoxicated

00:17:24.840 is because it was in 24 hours

00:17:27.620 I found somebody very close to me

00:17:28.980 passed away.

00:17:30.100 So I was just trying to get out of it

00:17:31.680 and try to be in a good mood.

00:17:33.080 So I took an edible

00:17:34.240 and I was like,

00:17:34.960 you know what?

00:17:35.340 I need extra love today.

00:17:36.420 I'm gonna take an extra edible 0.99

00:17:38.940 Turns out Altitude's a bitch 0.99

00:17:42.340 Even to say it 1.00

00:17:44.040 It defeats me up there

00:17:46.240 And with the pronunciation of it

00:17:48.340 I have the worst news for you fam

00:17:51.000 I think because it's pressurized

00:17:53.160 The altitude actually

00:17:54.840 Is completely irrelevant

00:17:57.040 Well I've taken two before

00:18:00.000 Altitude clearly does something to some people

00:18:02.360 The cabin isn't pressurized

00:18:05.540 It's pressurized.

00:18:06.400 No, can't you get altitude sickness from, oh, altitude.

00:18:09.600 You know what?

00:18:10.040 That is true.

00:18:10.640 That is true.

00:18:11.860 That is true.

00:18:12.480 Long story short, I'm talking to him in real time and also to George's girlfriend, who's

00:18:16.700 very concerned because, of course, as soon as he came back to the seat with the thing

00:18:19.940 strapped to his face, the first thing I did was take an Instagram story. 1.00

00:18:22.740 That shit on Instagram. 1.00

00:18:24.140 So I'm sitting. 1.00

00:18:25.220 And I got so many DMs.

00:18:26.420 They're like, is he okay?

00:18:27.420 And by the way, if you're laughing at your friend in a situation, if you're laughing

00:18:32.140 at your friend in a situation like this, it's generally because you know they're okay.

00:18:35.540 Like, he was fine.

00:18:36.360 He was back at the seat, and the situation was just funny.

00:18:38.320 How much longer is the story, though?

00:18:39.900 No, it's over.

00:18:40.980 That's it.

00:18:42.100 I mean, bro.

00:18:42.620 I mean, do you have any zingers, bro?

00:18:43.720 That's what I was going to say.

00:18:44.980 It's like 10 minutes per, you know, thing.

00:18:47.140 I was going to get to the point where I hope it's good.

00:18:50.400 I hope it's good.

00:18:51.000 I can skip past this.

00:18:51.980 Are you sure?

00:18:52.280 Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

00:18:52.940 No, you go ahead.

00:18:53.620 No, I don't want to.

00:18:54.120 Okay, great.

00:18:55.480 Last night.

00:18:56.120 Yeah, so we had a dinner.

00:18:58.180 We had a dinner.

00:18:59.140 It was fun.

00:19:00.260 It became chaotic. 1.00

00:19:01.900 Oh, there he fucking is. 0.99

00:19:03.260 Wait, wait, I want you to finish this story while he's on. 0.99

00:19:05.920 Okay, fantastic.

00:19:06.480 Because it's so funny.

00:19:07.560 Sugar Sean's here.

00:19:08.360 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Sugar Sean O'Malley.

00:19:10.380 Let's go, bro.

00:19:11.060 What's up, dude?

00:19:12.140 Let's go.

00:19:13.600 Fresh off the plane, eh?

00:19:15.420 Hey, hey, hey, by the way, by the way, hold up, hold up, hold up.

00:19:17.240 No, he's going to have to fight me for my spot. 0.96

00:19:18.680 We have to kick you out, bro.

00:19:19.480 You really want that?

00:19:20.300 Yeah, absolutely.

00:19:21.060 I want the hands.

00:19:21.360 No, you don't.

00:19:22.980 He goes, no.

00:19:23.520 I don't want the hands.

00:19:24.820 Yeah, that's right.

00:19:25.120 Now you're going right there.

00:19:26.280 Oh, here we go.

00:19:27.460 No.

00:19:27.700 What up, guys?

00:19:28.400 Welcome to the Impulse of the No More One podcast in the world.

00:19:31.240 What's up, bro?

00:19:31.820 Hold on, Shawnee.

00:19:32.360 One more time?

00:19:32.920 Sorry.

00:19:34.460 One more time?

00:19:35.200 What's up, guys?

00:19:35.700 Welcome to the Impulse of the No More One podcast in the world.

00:19:37.640 I'm not used to having an audience when I do a podcast. 0.99

00:19:39.940 Holy shit. 0.97

00:19:40.700 Yeah, well, you guys can't see there's about, what, 15 people behind the cameras? 0.99

00:19:44.300 I'm nervous.

00:19:44.680 Really, though, we do have to switch you guys and put Georgie back in.

00:19:47.400 Yeah, okay.

00:19:48.000 But you're strong, by the way.

00:19:49.520 I'm not that strong.

00:19:50.320 Yes, you are.

00:19:51.460 After you won your last fight, you were running around XS at Vegas.

00:19:56.060 Dude.

00:19:56.460 Okay, so I don't know if you remember that.

00:19:57.860 But I gripped you once

00:19:59.480 And I was like 1.00

00:20:00.060 This motherfucker's strong 1.00

00:20:01.180 Drunk's strong 1.00

00:20:02.180 I was just

00:20:02.940 No but even now 0.98

00:20:04.240 I'm like damn 0.99

00:20:05.100 You grabbed my 0.99

00:20:06.680 What's that?

00:20:08.500 It's your leg 0.84

00:20:08.900 No a calf

00:20:09.600 It's your leg

00:20:10.360 You grabbed my calf?

00:20:11.300 Yeah

00:20:11.660 You grabbed my shin calf?

00:20:12.540 Dude last time I wore these shoes 1.00

00:20:13.880 I was in the bottom of that fucking pool 1.00

00:20:16.520 Can you tell me what happened 1.00

00:20:18.180 Because

00:20:18.500 You ran off bro

00:20:20.700 And you dove in the pool

00:20:21.880 But did you dive in the shallow end?

00:20:23.400 Because you came out

00:20:24.000 And you went 0.82

00:20:24.280 I hurt my head

00:20:25.400 I was bleeding

00:20:26.420 I remember seeing that video

00:20:30.020 Of me saying

00:20:31.280 Should I do that

00:20:32.020 And you're like

00:20:33.240 Yeah but no

00:20:34.780 I took off

00:20:36.240 And I jumped in the pool

00:20:37.920 I was outside

00:20:39.260 It was the shallow

00:20:41.060 No diving

00:20:42.680 But that's the part you didn't know

00:20:44.100 I didn't know

00:20:44.940 He didn't even know where he was at that point

00:20:48.260 I knew it was somewhere

00:20:49.600 How shallow was the water

00:20:52.200 Dude I literally just head first

00:20:54.880 Boom

00:20:55.800 So this is one of those pools

00:20:57.580 Where it's a gradual

00:20:58.600 Gradual increase

00:21:00.100 To get deeper

00:21:01.120 Or decrease

00:21:01.780 To get deeper

00:21:02.160 So you were probably like

00:21:03.540 Less than a foot

00:21:04.640 Of water

00:21:05.540 Imagine

00:21:05.800 Bro he

00:21:06.380 Sprint

00:21:07.520 Dive

00:21:08.000 I hit my head

00:21:09.580 I did

00:21:10.240 I probably did sound like that

00:21:12.440 After too

00:21:13.020 Like actually

00:21:13.900 I felt bad though

00:21:14.780 You kind of deserved it

00:21:16.120 After what you did to that last guy

00:21:17.320 Honestly

00:21:17.760 Bro you

00:21:18.300 That's fair

00:21:18.820 You shallow end of the pool 1.00

00:21:20.700 That motherfucker 1.00

00:21:21.440 Like a thousand times 1.00

00:21:22.800 I did

00:21:22.820 Just over and over

00:21:23.600 How many times

00:21:24.440 Did you have to hit that pool

00:21:25.780 Poor man, bro.

00:21:26.400 Well, I was upset with the stoppage.

00:21:28.500 People were upset that he wanted the last 30 seconds.

00:21:31.040 I had 30 seconds to keep busting him.

00:21:34.000 I could have dropped him.

00:21:35.300 Dude, the last minute and a half of that fight,

00:21:38.300 I threw more punches in that minute and a half

00:21:40.820 than I did probably any other minute and a half in the fight.

00:21:43.120 People were like, oh, you were gassing out.

00:21:44.240 Dude, I threw more punches in the third round.

00:21:45.840 I think I threw 80-something in the third round.

00:21:48.480 Every round, I threw more punches.

00:21:50.380 I had 30 seconds to put his lights out.

00:21:51.720 It was so beautiful, bro.

00:21:53.120 It was like watching.

00:21:53.720 You know when you see someone, like, it's a figure of speech, but, like, thread the needle, like, over and over and over again?

00:21:59.480 Your striking is so, so strong.

00:22:02.500 Thank you, brother.

00:22:02.900 And someone in this room wanted me to ask you a question.

00:22:06.420 Like, why did you not finish him earlier?

00:22:10.300 Finish him.

00:22:10.800 You did try.

00:22:11.540 Well, dude, of course I was trying to finish him.

00:22:13.080 That dude's tough.

00:22:14.360 I don't know.

00:22:16.020 He just didn't go away.

00:22:17.920 I've never ran into that.

00:22:19.140 I've always finished him.

00:22:20.160 during the fight

00:22:21.360 were you like 0.99

00:22:22.140 oh this motherfucker's tough 0.99

00:22:23.940 like were you 1.00

00:22:24.740 even impressed

00:22:25.320 by how much

00:22:25.860 his face could take

00:22:26.560 I didn't think about that

00:22:27.440 at all actually

00:22:27.980 dude I was having

00:22:28.880 so much fun in there

00:22:30.060 it was fun

00:22:31.760 that he could take all that

00:22:32.760 I was just adding

00:22:33.740 highlight reels

00:22:35.340 at the end of my career

00:22:36.540 I wanted like an hour

00:22:37.680 and a half long

00:22:38.360 with just highlights

00:22:39.440 so the longer

00:22:40.540 someone can stand there

00:22:41.480 the better

00:22:41.920 for me

00:22:42.500 I enjoyed it so much

00:22:43.920 the only thing

00:22:44.680 that I was kind of

00:22:45.380 thinking about

00:22:45.660 my hands really

00:22:46.540 were starting to hurt

00:22:47.320 like dude my knuckles

00:22:48.640 are still bruised

00:22:49.880 eight this was what two months ago my hands still hurt a little bit so in the first round going in

00:22:54.740 the second i'm like dude my hands are really starting to hurt from his face and uh so i was

00:23:00.120 i was a little worried about that um but i wasn't worried about being finished at all i i it felt

00:23:06.560 like i was in no danger i felt like i was a punching bag walking at me with arms at that

00:23:11.980 at that moment at the stoppage did it feel was it was it uh palpable to you that his demeanor and

00:23:19.280 his ability to continue taking those shots was different than the rest of the fight?

00:23:24.760 Or do you still today feel like that stoppage was premature?

00:23:30.380 I mean, arguably could have been stopped earlier.

00:23:33.560 I've heard that.

00:23:34.480 A lot of people were saying, I mean, if you're going to protect him,

00:23:37.400 which was what Herb was doing, he was protecting him.

00:23:43.280 He could have done that a lot earlier.

00:23:45.080 He was getting completely outclassed.

00:23:46.880 I think he hit me like once on accident.

00:23:49.280 I mean, I don't remember.

00:23:51.640 By accident.

00:23:52.700 Yeah, he didn't mean to if he did.

00:23:55.280 I don't know.

00:23:56.140 I'm not mad at the stoppage,

00:23:58.020 but I really do think I've got to put his lights out.

00:24:00.520 I had those 30 seconds left,

00:24:02.440 and I was just lighting him up.

00:24:04.180 Is he still kicking?

00:24:05.340 He's fighting October 23rd.

00:24:06.920 He just got a fight announced.

00:24:08.140 What's he look like now?

00:24:09.700 Same height and size and everything?

00:24:11.660 That's a good question, honestly.

00:24:13.300 You turned him into mashed potatoes.

00:24:14.420 Dude, he went from 1.5 thousand followers

00:24:17.040 to 180 or something over...

00:24:19.100 Because he got beat up.

00:24:20.700 That's weird.

00:24:21.140 That's cool.

00:24:21.260 It's not a good way to become popular.

00:24:23.540 Wow.

00:24:24.160 Not a good way.

00:24:24.900 I disagree.

00:24:25.800 People are praising.

00:24:26.320 Oh, okay.

00:24:27.260 I think, look, look. 1.00

00:24:29.220 I disagree because it's like cool, but it's also like you got your ass kicked and that's 1.00

00:24:34.700 why you're famous. 0.99

00:24:35.940 It's a, I mean, yeah. 0.99

00:24:38.160 He's tough as fuck. 0.99

00:24:39.260 It's like a respect thing. 1.00

00:24:40.140 Like you throw him that follow because you're like, damn, this is a real motherfucker. 0.99

00:24:43.900 He also, after, went on record saying he trains eight days a week. 1.00

00:24:47.360 So I don't know if that was

00:24:48.240 That seems like one too many 0.99

00:24:49.920 That's world champ shit 0.99

00:24:51.320 Yeah 1.00

00:24:51.620 If this fucker trained at eight 1.00

00:24:52.580 Give him the belt 1.00

00:24:53.400 Yeah

00:24:53.960 Eight days a week

00:24:54.880 Because only certain people

00:24:55.920 Could do that

00:24:56.380 Because everybody else

00:24:56.960 Only has seven

00:24:57.700 I don't train eight days

00:24:58.640 Yeah

00:24:59.500 Can we tell you a story

00:25:01.100 That happened last night

00:25:02.040 So you're in Cleveland bro

00:25:03.460 It's my hometown

00:25:04.040 And by the way

00:25:05.080 Thanks for coming

00:25:05.660 Yeah dude

00:25:06.240 Welcome

00:25:06.600 Dude

00:25:07.060 Thank you guys

00:25:08.320 Yeah of course

00:25:08.740 Because I wanted to come on here

00:25:09.580 For a while now

00:25:10.180 Which never

00:25:10.540 We're

00:25:10.980 We've been in the same spot

00:25:13.140 Yeah

00:25:13.540 Been a little drunk sometimes

00:25:15.240 Most times

00:25:15.960 Every time

00:25:16.300 Yeah

00:25:16.640 Is this the first time I met sober?

00:25:18.440 Yeah, I don't like it.

00:25:19.400 I hate this, man.

00:25:20.280 I hate it, too.

00:25:20.840 It seems so weird.

00:25:21.680 I don't like this, dude.

00:25:23.280 No, actually, it just feels good to be sober right now.

00:25:26.300 On a Saturday?

00:25:27.040 Okay, well, I'll give you about another two hours before we're going to go ahead.

00:25:29.600 It seems a little long. 0.96

00:25:31.040 Come on, baby.

00:25:31.400 It's a low-key night.

00:25:32.800 What?

00:25:33.980 What?

00:25:34.400 Are you going low-key today?

00:25:35.340 Nah.

00:25:35.700 Well, I'm just confused because he's definitely drinking alcohol.

00:25:38.340 That's Pepsi.

00:25:40.300 With foam.

00:25:41.260 Yeah.

00:25:42.760 Look, last night, dude, we had a nice dinner.

00:25:44.800 my friends my family it's so cool to to bring people that i've met from all over the world

00:25:51.700 that are now my best friends back to the the city i grew up in you collected yeah literally yeah

00:25:57.180 like like i'm a collector right i collect nfts i'm an nft i collect friends my friends are on

00:26:01.920 the blockchain i listen to that uh they're all nfts anyway sorry um no no it's it's really cool

00:26:06.740 it's a really magical time so we're all just chilling at this like you know local ohio

00:26:10.380 steakhouse ferris steakhouse having a good time having some drinks whatever pretty we're pretty

00:26:15.380 drunk well my family on my mom's side uh hooligans to say the least like you meet them you're like i

00:26:20.780 get why logan is the way he is sure enough my aunt walks in ferris oh god whoo she's a woo girl

00:26:28.900 right i'm like oh here we go here we go first thing she does makes eye contact with mike

00:26:34.000 beelines end of the table sees Mike she's like Mike mind you my family my relatives they support

00:26:40.440 me they watch what I do so they've only seen Mike on a screen right and I'm getting the vibe 0.80

00:26:45.820 that my ass is like a little infatuated with Mike because think about it he's the oldest one in the 0.99

00:26:52.060 group he's 36 my ass you know maybe 50s like yeah you can make something happen she's married but 1.00

00:26:58.740 Come on. 0.99

00:27:00.380 That don't matter. 0.99

00:27:01.360 Come on. 0.99

00:27:02.800 She walks in, beelines towards Mike. 1.00

00:27:04.940 She goes, Mike, you fucker. 1.00

00:27:07.680 And she's hammered, right? 1.00

00:27:09.260 Mike, you fucker. 1.00

00:27:10.780 And then, bro. 1.00

00:27:12.880 She's like, I'm going to be honest. 0.88

00:27:13.820 She's like kind of a heavyset woman.

00:27:15.260 I was thinking about how you were going to.

00:27:17.120 She's my aunt, bro.

00:27:18.420 Let's put it this way.

00:27:19.580 She's like an athletic bill. 0.99

00:27:22.420 So you smash is what you're saying.

00:27:24.500 We're getting there.

00:27:25.180 Okay, get this right.

00:27:25.780 Well, she wanted to.

00:27:26.940 So she climbed over Mike

00:27:28.620 It took about 30 seconds

00:27:29.700 But after the 30 seconds 1.00

00:27:30.980 She's in full straddle 1.00

00:27:32.400 She's straddling my friend Mike

00:27:33.740 Do we have a picture

00:27:34.780 Somebody has a picture

00:27:35.600 David

00:27:36.300 Send it over

00:27:37.580 Go ahead

00:27:37.880 I gotta see it

00:27:38.420 We got a photo there 1.00

00:27:39.320 So my aunt is straddling Mike

00:27:40.800 We're all like 0.99

00:27:41.140 What the fuck is going on 1.00

00:27:42.160 And she's not getting off 1.00

00:27:43.040 She's definitely enjoying this time

00:27:44.500 She's getting off

00:27:45.060 Yeah yeah yeah

00:27:47.040 So she goes 1.00

00:27:48.040 Mike you fucker 1.00

00:27:49.080 Like touches his face 1.00

00:27:50.020 She goes I'm married

00:27:51.140 She's like ma'am 1.00

00:27:52.280 You're straddling me

00:27:53.220 This is my aunt dude

00:27:55.640 Do we have it on the screen right now?

00:27:58.000 Oh, my God.

00:27:59.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:59.740 I think we can show it.

00:28:00.580 Yeah, so look, it's going down.

00:28:02.160 We're all kind of confused.

00:28:03.240 We're like, this is going to be a great story.

00:28:04.680 It's like going, you can tell that's like at hands going down.

00:28:08.840 And just really quickly.

00:28:11.400 Respectfully so.

00:28:12.400 Think about me in this situation. 1.00

00:28:14.800 This is my best friend's fucking family member. 0.99

00:28:18.860 And where every part of me wants to continue enjoying my chicken parmigiana 1.00

00:28:22.960 and relaxing and enjoying my night,

00:28:25.640 I don't want to make her feel like it's not reciprocated, bro,

00:28:30.500 because no one wants to feel like that.

00:28:32.740 Like, if you go out and straddle someone in public,

00:28:35.060 they better massage your back, maybe grip a butt cheek, whatever, right? 1.00

00:28:38.920 And especially my best friend's fucking ass. 1.00

00:28:41.080 So he's going to grab her ass cheek. 1.00

00:28:42.460 I didn't do that, but I'm doing the best I can. 0.99

00:28:44.120 Maybe the back of the neck a little bit.

00:28:45.600 You should have.

00:28:46.560 You should have.

00:28:47.500 We made out.

00:28:49.180 It was light.

00:28:50.060 Anyways, after about 10 minutes of pure confusion,

00:28:52.980 Yeah, unfortunately. 0.99

00:28:53.740 She gets off Michael, and I hate to put her on blast like this, but we—

00:29:00.060 Oh, wow, you're really doing it?

00:29:00.940 I mean, look, it's part of this—

00:29:02.740 Hey, it's impulsive.

00:29:03.580 The number one podcast in the world, statistically.

00:29:05.720 We looked down at Mike's jeans.

00:29:08.360 No.

00:29:08.960 And he got—

00:29:09.740 Period blood?

00:29:11.300 Something about this big, a stain on his jeans, liquid.

00:29:15.120 Yep, yep, yep.

00:29:16.420 Red wine.

00:29:17.200 We got to figure out what it is, right?

00:29:19.040 Like, clearly something went wrong somewhere.

00:29:21.180 There's this liquid stain, a large one on my friend's knee

00:29:23.880 that my aunt was just straddling.

00:29:25.180 Puddled up. 1.00

00:29:26.560 Did she squirt?

00:29:27.660 We don't know.

00:29:28.680 We're still trying to figure it out.

00:29:29.560 We don't actually have it.

00:29:30.760 I keep it erupting.

00:29:32.640 No, no, no.

00:29:32.980 You're doing great.

00:29:33.680 I do that all the time.

00:29:34.420 I know.

00:29:34.720 Most people say I do.

00:29:35.280 I never do, actually.

00:29:35.980 I know.

00:29:37.720 A couple minutes after that, Logan says,

00:29:41.000 we need to get to the bottom of this.

00:29:42.780 Come on.

00:29:43.440 What is it, dude?

00:29:44.400 You got to know.

00:29:45.000 I got to know right now. 1.00

00:29:45.520 She leaped on my friend.

00:29:46.680 What's the liquid?

00:29:47.500 Quite literally.

00:29:48.120 and he says to me

00:29:49.240 how do I smell 0.99

00:29:51.180 your genital region 1.00

00:29:52.400 without causing 0.99

00:29:53.140 a scene in this restaurant

00:29:54.000 and those are the kind

00:29:54.620 of questions

00:29:55.120 we ask each other Sean

00:29:56.220 and that's why

00:29:56.560 we get along Sean

00:29:57.380 that's why when you

00:29:58.320 come around 1.00

00:29:58.660 we fuck with you 1.00

00:29:59.300 because you ask 1.00

00:29:59.900 those questions too

00:30:00.680 not specifically

00:30:02.000 specific question

00:30:03.160 but like in that realm

00:30:05.040 so I said

00:30:05.720 I'm gonna drop something

00:30:07.160 pick it up

00:30:08.320 oh that's a good idea

00:30:09.940 got down

00:30:10.740 he picked my phone up 1.00

00:30:11.560 and he gave my pants 1.00

00:30:12.380 a fucking sniffer 1.00

00:30:13.340 what'd you think 1.00

00:30:14.060 it wasn't

00:30:15.740 it did not smell

00:30:16.780 like urine

00:30:18.140 Okay.

00:30:18.440 That was what I gathered.

00:30:19.820 That's one out of, what, four or five things it could be?

00:30:21.880 It could be anything.

00:30:22.780 Okay.

00:30:23.180 I put all my money that Mike came in his pants because that's the most action he's got since.

00:30:28.360 My aunt made you come in your pants?

00:30:29.500 A thousand percent.

00:30:30.580 I didn't want to say it then and there, but.

00:30:32.520 That's fine.

00:30:33.720 I think it might have.

00:30:34.560 So here were the two that it leaned into immediately.

00:30:37.960 Danny Irmos? 0.99

00:30:39.660 First one's female ejaculate. 1.00

00:30:41.140 I'm going to be honest with you. 0.99

00:30:41.920 But I mean, I know you don't know about it.

00:30:44.140 It was a lot.

00:30:44.380 I've never seen anything like that.

00:30:45.300 But that's because you're not.

00:30:46.560 That's because you're doing something incorrect. 0.97

00:30:49.440 Bro, y'all weren't fucking. 0.99

00:30:51.380 She's just sitting on you. 0.99

00:30:52.140 It doesn't matter.

00:30:52.920 She clearly saw me.

00:30:54.120 I've never seen a girl this wet. 0.99

00:30:55.580 Nah, she saw me.

00:30:56.800 She saw me and she knew, bro.

00:30:58.640 Something tells me that wasn't the first time she had straddled me in her mind.

00:31:02.700 Oh. 0.99

00:31:03.440 Do you fucking hear me right now? 1.00

00:31:04.940 Shit. 1.00

00:31:05.340 So she probably had that shit. 1.00

00:31:06.500 She probably watched the night shift. 1.00

00:31:08.300 She probably was just out here clocking in. 1.00

00:31:10.040 She was clocking in last night on my fucking lap. 1.00

00:31:12.560 She was clocking in, bro. 1.00

00:31:13.440 Clocking in. 1.00

00:31:14.800 Damn. 1.00

00:31:15.600 Here's the other one. 1.00

00:31:16.320 The only other option.

00:31:19.920 Pure sweat. 1.00

00:31:22.360 Ass sweat, dog. 0.99

00:31:24.080 You know when it's a 92 degree Cleveland humid evening, you're out boozing with Pam? 1.00

00:31:29.580 Ass sweat, dog. 1.00

00:31:30.720 Nah, we sent in a female friend of ours to casually feel the back of my aunt's legs, and they were bone dry. 1.00

00:31:39.860 Bone dry. 1.00

00:31:40.520 So she came on you.

00:31:41.600 Yeah.

00:31:41.980 That's sweet.

00:31:43.860 Slightly jealous.

00:31:44.720 But you know what the worst part of it was?

00:31:46.320 Finally, when it cooled down, and we're all like, okay, this is all weird.

00:31:49.740 It's all weird.

00:31:51.280 Like 10 minutes later, she goes at the table.

00:31:54.780 She goes, well, he's done with dinner.

00:31:56.200 I'm going to ride him again. 0.99

00:31:59.400 At that time, I was like, you're fucking not. 0.99

00:32:01.940 No, you're not. 0.99

00:32:02.760 No, you're not. 1.00

00:32:03.420 You're done, lady. 1.00

00:32:04.260 One and you're done. 0.63

00:32:05.520 One and done.

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00:33:06.260 Back to the program.

00:33:06.960 but he said when things cooled off and the word cool when he says the word cool

00:33:12.540 one thing comes to mind sugar sean cool cool thanks man anytime you come to town

00:33:19.420 we're pumped up george is pumped up we know we know we know what's good but sean i appreciate

00:33:25.520 that the girls get pumped up too olivia o'brien father kels stop nah nah when they found out you

00:33:32.440 were coming on this podcast they literally wanted to fly to Cleveland who knows what would have

00:33:37.840 ended up on your pants bro stop don't tease me champ where they at are they gonna pop out

00:33:45.180 somewhere maybe maybe who knows why are you so cool you're our favorite person dude oh thanks

00:33:50.260 guys yeah you remember when we first met it was at that uh I went up the elevator yeah yeah I got

00:33:56.160 off the elevator

00:33:57.740 slapped hands. I remember

00:34:00.140 that. We got it on video.

00:34:02.420 The way you just described 0.87

00:34:04.120 the dap, it was like a movie moment.

00:34:06.360 Well, dude, I didn't know we were doing anything that night.

00:34:08.460 Like, we were, where was that? 0.99

00:34:10.060 Fucking Atlanta. Atlanta. 1.00

00:34:11.820 For Jake's last fight, yeah?

00:34:13.300 It was Friday night.

00:34:15.880 And we didn't know anything was going on.

00:34:17.860 We hit you guys up. We said, oh no, we have a little, there's a private little trailer

00:34:20.060 party. Dude, that night

00:34:22.000 was fun. Crazy. But every night

00:34:23.940 of that trip was fun. We ended up at Magic City.

00:34:25.800 and I remember

00:34:28.360 the big question from you

00:34:29.920 or all you guys

00:34:32.600 was like we didn't know

00:34:34.120 what y'all were going to be like in real life

00:34:35.920 that's always the question right

00:34:37.500 what was your take

00:34:39.460 I mean

00:34:40.660 I don't know dude

00:34:43.860 you guys are cool 0.98

00:34:44.920 you guys are cool fucking dudes 0.98

00:34:47.380 we have a good video thread message going on 0.99

00:34:49.720 we do

00:34:50.120 I try not to do any

00:34:52.800 expectations

00:34:54.200 just obviously

00:34:55.440 I've listened to the podcast

00:34:56.620 I've watched

00:34:57.080 you know

00:34:58.020 all the different vlogs

00:34:59.580 so I got an idea

00:35:01.440 and then I met you guys 0.99

00:35:03.380 and it was just fucking 0.98

00:35:04.260 I don't even know 0.99

00:35:06.800 it just seemed normal 1.00

00:35:07.860 like normal fucking people 1.00

00:35:09.420 yeah 1.00

00:35:10.160 you know what I mean

00:35:10.720 it's hard to explain

00:35:11.680 just felt like

00:35:12.580 meet and see

00:35:13.820 dude

00:35:14.120 actually okay

00:35:14.860 I play Xbox with these guys 0.98

00:35:16.660 I fucking stream all 0.99

00:35:17.760 every day 0.99

00:35:18.280 I played

00:35:19.420 and I recently just flew

00:35:20.720 a couple people down

00:35:21.760 last

00:35:22.380 like over the weekend

00:35:23.300 and I've been talking to them

00:35:24.980 for like two, three years

00:35:25.620 and you meet them

00:35:26.460 and they're just your boys.

00:35:27.940 Yeah.

00:35:28.100 That's how it felt.

00:35:28.820 I felt like instantly

00:35:29.720 we were just boys.

00:35:31.540 I don't know,

00:35:31.840 we were just kind of vibing

00:35:32.500 on the same level.

00:35:33.820 I don't know, 0.98

00:35:34.180 it was fucking normal. 0.97

00:35:35.500 It was definitely an instant bond. 0.99

00:35:36.960 Yeah.

00:35:37.420 I think you're one of us, bro.

00:35:39.400 Thank you. 0.98

00:35:39.860 You're a bit of a hooligan 1.00

00:35:41.220 but you got your shit straight 1.00

00:35:42.540 and obviously you're killing it 1.00

00:35:44.820 at what you do.

00:35:45.480 Dude, thank you, brother.

00:35:46.360 Can I ask a semi-deep question, bro?

00:35:49.340 Yeah, let me sit up.

00:35:50.360 Deep question.

00:35:50.860 And I don't want to be the guy. 0.99

00:35:52.260 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:35:52.840 But it is on my mind 0.99

00:35:54.560 And I wanted to do it on Impulsive

00:35:57.140 Alright

00:35:57.820 Are you concerned that your partying

00:36:01.460 Yes

00:36:01.960 Affects your fight game

00:36:03.600 Dude

00:36:04.300 It's been a long two months since my last fight

00:36:08.300 I think I've partied

00:36:09.960 Six weekends out of the

00:36:12.280 Eight since my last fight

00:36:13.980 And I've never really

00:36:16.560 Partied like this

00:36:17.800 Until probably

00:36:19.380 I'm 26

00:36:20.080 I'm from Montana

00:36:22.480 you don't part

00:36:23.520 I mean I didn't

00:36:24.220 I didn't start

00:36:24.600 I didn't never drank

00:36:25.400 until I was 21

00:36:25.960 um

00:36:27.380 so I haven't started

00:36:28.520 part like

00:36:29.000 this is pretty new to me

00:36:30.360 being out

00:36:31.420 like going to the clubs 0.99

00:36:32.260 and shit 0.98

00:36:32.600 really 1.00

00:36:32.840 yeah

00:36:33.740 I mean last year

00:36:34.660 you're very good at it

00:36:35.180 I've gotten better

00:36:36.240 and it's not

00:36:37.420 like it's a bad getting better

00:36:38.660 like I should get worse at this

00:36:40.200 um

00:36:41.200 but yeah dude honestly

00:36:42.100 yeah I gotta sit down

00:36:43.000 and be like 1.00

00:36:43.280 oh shit 0.99

00:36:43.800 these last 8 weeks 0.99

00:36:45.000 don't get me wrong

00:36:46.160 I'm training

00:36:46.860 like during the week

00:36:48.240 but if you go party

00:36:49.240 Friday night

00:36:49.920 Saturday night

00:36:50.560 you don't

00:36:51.140 you're not

00:36:51.700 You're not 100% Monday.

00:36:53.280 100%.

00:36:53.520 You're not 100%.

00:36:54.180 I go train 100% Monday.

00:36:56.180 I get injured.

00:36:57.280 I got to be smart with, okay, I party Friday, Saturday, recover Sunday.

00:37:00.900 Monday's a light day.

00:37:02.000 Tuesday, I can pick it up a little bit.

00:37:03.400 Wednesday, you know.

00:37:04.500 We've been training hard still throughout the weeks.

00:37:07.180 But, yeah, dude, I mean, this lifestyle you can 100% get lost in.

00:37:11.560 I'm fighting December 11th.

00:37:13.540 No opponent yet.

00:37:15.320 You just know you're fighting.

00:37:16.340 Yeah, I'm going to fight December 11th in Las Vegas.

00:37:19.320 And I don't know how many weeks that is.

00:37:20.920 15, 14, 15, 16.

00:37:22.400 Gotcha.

00:37:22.720 But dude,

00:37:23.040 when there's nobody in the UFC

00:37:25.020 that's as dialed in as me in fight camp.

00:37:27.100 For eight weeks,

00:37:28.480 no one trains how I train.

00:37:30.260 Really?

00:37:30.700 I truly, truly believe that

00:37:32.380 when it comes down to recovery,

00:37:34.100 sleep, nutrition,

00:37:37.100 obviously the training.

00:37:38.960 But dude, 0.99

00:37:39.220 the training's not shit without sleep. 0.98

00:37:41.260 Like sleep is the number one thing 0.98

00:37:43.340 in fight,

00:37:44.200 in general.

00:37:45.500 Yeah.

00:37:45.720 Not just in fight camp, dude.

00:37:47.220 Like,

00:37:48.920 and partying fucks my sleep up the worst.

00:37:50.720 But in fight camp, eight weeks, no one does it like me from a recovery standpoint, nutrition, training. 0.96

00:37:58.460 I'm just so fucking dialed in eight weeks out that I'm, but outside of camps where you do improve your skills.

00:38:05.760 Eight weeks is when you get in the best shape possible. 0.99

00:38:08.140 I'm not trying to learn a bunch of new shit in eight weeks. 0.83

00:38:10.720 I'm trying to get in 15-minute shape to be able to do what I did last fight. 0.99

00:38:15.060 The amount of punches I threw in that fight is fucking insane. 0.83

00:38:18.380 What was the record you broke? 0.99

00:38:20.720 Was it?

00:38:21.300 Most landed, wasn't it?

00:38:22.180 No, I guess the most significant strike.

00:38:23.920 I think it was close to Nate Diaz.

00:38:25.840 I think Nate Diaz might have thrown a little more.

00:38:28.640 I know I did break some kind of record.

00:38:29.960 But to be able to throw that many punches and land on that kid's face that many times, 1.00

00:38:34.760 you have to be in insane fucking shape. 0.99

00:38:36.480 And I was in insane shape. 0.99

00:38:38.160 And in those fight camps, eight weeks, that's what you do is get in insane shape.

00:38:41.320 So outside of fight camp, you improve your skills.

00:38:43.940 But yeah, dude, if I fucking keep getting opportunities to go places, it's every weekend.

00:38:50.720 And it's hard to say no sometimes. 1.00

00:38:53.240 Like, hey, you want to go fucking hang out with 6ix9ine and shoot guns? 1.00

00:38:58.300 That's where I was going next. 1.00

00:39:00.040 We didn't shoot guns, but I had to do that. 1.00

00:39:02.600 You've been spending time with 6ix9ine and Mr. Steve will do it. 1.00

00:39:05.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:06.560 Partying with them in Miami.

00:39:08.500 Murder, murder.

00:39:09.360 It's hard to like opportunities like that.

00:39:11.060 Steve hits me up. 1.00

00:39:11.680 Hey, you want to fucking come out to Miami and hang with 6ixineine? 1.00

00:39:14.480 And me and I'm like, yeah, I do want to go. 1.00

00:39:18.180 Did he get you that bust down?

00:39:19.660 Dude

00:39:20.620 He gave me both

00:39:21.980 Steve Will Do It

00:39:23.120 Got you that

00:39:23.520 Dude he got me like

00:39:24.360 A hundred thousand 0.99

00:39:24.860 Oh damn 0.98

00:39:25.420 Are we 0.99

00:39:26.200 Would you

00:39:26.900 Did you

00:39:27.300 When that happened

00:39:28.260 Did you look back

00:39:29.180 At like us

00:39:29.720 And be like 1.00

00:39:30.300 Yo those are some shit 1.00

00:39:31.300 Friends 0.99

00:39:31.520 I did

00:39:31.900 I thought that

00:39:32.640 Specifically you

00:39:33.680 I'm like 0.99

00:39:34.620 You haven't given me shit 0.98

00:39:35.500 It's actually probably better 0.99

00:39:37.980 If he doesn't give you anything

00:39:39.100 I would do it

00:39:39.700 Because he got me 1.00

00:39:40.300 Some shit 1.00

00:39:40.920 Dude that chocolate bar 1.00

00:39:42.240 Looked fire

00:39:42.620 Oh there we go

00:39:43.260 Because the chocolate bar

00:39:43.840 Was good

00:39:44.060 I came back

00:39:44.680 Tell the

00:39:45.600 Question for you

00:39:46.900 Who goes harder

00:39:49.800 Me.

00:39:50.260 Nope.

00:39:50.840 Not the question I'm asking.

00:39:52.520 Okay.

00:39:53.400 Steve will do it or our camp.

00:39:56.760 No, no, no.

00:39:57.360 Hold on a sec.

00:39:58.560 I mean, I really mean that.

00:39:59.960 Bro, the kid casually chugs entire bottles of vodka. 1.00

00:40:02.700 He don't do that shit no more. 1.00

00:40:03.420 But I feel like Steve is more like, it could be Monday. 0.99

00:40:08.060 It could be Tuesday.

00:40:08.620 It could be Wednesday.

00:40:09.720 And he goes hard.

00:40:11.120 There was one time where I said, dude, are we changing it to half send?

00:40:14.300 It's two, bud.

00:40:15.540 And he was sitting on the couch.

00:40:17.080 I wasn't.

00:40:17.800 So are you doing half send dropped

00:40:20.120 Or are we doing full send bud

00:40:21.380 Oh

00:40:22.820 So

00:40:23.420 There was a time

00:40:24.540 But then I found out

00:40:25.500 He said he lost like 20,000 cash

00:40:26.840 He found it

00:40:27.440 But he was

00:40:27.880 I was like

00:40:28.160 What are you doing

00:40:28.860 Is it on the couch

00:40:29.420 But I don't know 0.98

00:40:31.940 We fucking have went pretty hard 0.94

00:40:34.000 We've had some late nights 0.99

00:40:34.920 That fight

00:40:35.460 Jake's last fight

00:40:36.840 At that Airbnb 0.99

00:40:37.680 Or that fucking Target 0.99

00:40:38.980 Whatever you want to call it 1.00

00:40:40.100 That place was huge

00:40:41.660 How did you confuse the two

00:40:42.700 Wait what did I just say

00:40:44.700 Oh

00:40:45.080 Oh the house in Atlanta

00:40:46.360 Yeah 1.00

00:40:47.040 The one that looked like a fucking Super Target. 1.00

00:40:48.460 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:40:49.660 What did I say?

00:40:50.740 You said an Airbnb or a Target.

00:40:52.600 Oh, no. 0.99

00:40:52.980 I meant it was that fucking big. 0.99

00:40:54.540 The size of it. 0.99

00:40:55.040 Oh, gotcha.

00:40:55.580 It was big.

00:40:55.860 We were at Magic City both nights.

00:40:58.520 I remember.

00:40:59.160 You know what you told me on that trip?

00:41:01.340 Probably not.

00:41:02.020 Let me tell you what you told me on that trip.

00:41:04.500 I was like, yo, so like what's like fighting, you know?

00:41:07.160 Like how'd you get into it?

00:41:08.100 Because you do have this like, bro, I don't know if anyone looks at you and they're like, 0.99

00:41:11.280 that guy kicks ass. 0.99

00:41:12.540 No, they don't. 1.00

00:41:13.280 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:41:13.680 They say that guy raps and he probably sucks. 1.00

00:41:15.960 I'm like, ooh. 1.00

00:41:16.980 That's accurate. 0.97

00:41:17.960 And you said, you told me that you got into fighting, quote unquote, to pick up chicks.

00:41:24.020 Dude, 100%.

00:41:24.960 Dude, 16 years old?

00:41:27.820 I'm just a skinny little dude.

00:41:29.900 No one thinks I'm tough.

00:41:30.780 No one thinks I'm cool.

00:41:32.240 I was funny. 1.00

00:41:33.000 Funny gets chicks. 0.85

00:41:33.820 I didn't really think that back then. 0.52

00:41:37.080 So I was like, I'm going to fight.

00:41:39.020 Didn't work. 0.99

00:41:40.580 Didn't get much more chicks though. 0.68

00:41:42.200 But I got good at fighting.

00:41:43.260 but but that's not just something like anyone can get good at and and that's what we're kind of

00:41:49.360 discovering with this boxing thing and like watching you know everyone under the sun try

00:41:54.220 to like replicate and be a have their celebrity box match and like you may or may not get like

00:41:58.580 my my bro happened to get good i i'm comfortable with saying like i got pretty good but you you

00:42:02.440 got like like world class um had you had any athletic ability prior or or maybe an inkling

00:42:10.000 of like, yo, I'm a little aggressive and I like, I like, I like combat or how did you

00:42:14.120 know or have the ability to actually be good at the thing?

00:42:17.300 Growing up, I was an athlete, soccer, basketball, football, baseball, those four all year round.

00:42:23.180 Like if it was snow and we're playing basketball, you know what I mean?

00:42:25.340 Like all, since I was like three or four years old, consistently playing sports until I was

00:42:29.700 16 and then you got to get good grades to play sports. 0.99

00:42:32.280 I'm like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:42:33.860 Like, so I can't play sports. 0.99

00:42:36.100 So I'm like, what do I, what can I do? 0.99

00:42:37.400 Oh, I can go kickboxing, go to the kickboxing, they don't give a fuck. 0.97

00:42:40.000 they did they're good good grades but they don't actually care um so i was 16 years old 0.97

00:42:45.240 and i started kickboxing started boxing kickboxing and i just was naturally 0.90

00:42:50.040 i was hitting mitts and the coaches like oh shit like this kid's pretty good then we'd spar 0.70

00:42:55.520 and i'd do really good sparring and i just i don't even know it was never about hurting someone or 0.99

00:43:01.540 it was like never really aggressive like it was always a sport to me like a like a thinking

00:43:07.660 athletic thinking game

00:43:09.000 it was just

00:43:09.820 it was just a sport

00:43:10.660 and I got good at it

00:43:12.320 and I was

00:43:12.860 just kind of

00:43:13.420 got obsessed about it

00:43:14.500 um

00:43:15.380 I just never

00:43:17.100 stopped going

00:43:17.680 so I was 16

00:43:18.260 kickboxing

00:43:18.920 16, 17, 18

00:43:21.200 is when I started

00:43:21.780 MMA

00:43:22.180 then I was like 1.00

00:43:23.500 oh shit 1.00

00:43:23.760 I gotta fucking 1.00

00:43:24.300 learn how to wrestle 0.99

00:43:24.920 and do jiu jitsu

00:43:25.980 that wasn't my

00:43:26.880 I like

00:43:27.260 I like kickboxing

00:43:28.160 but like

00:43:28.540 you can't

00:43:30.500 make a living

00:43:31.780 out of kickboxing

00:43:32.480 for the most part

00:43:33.260 like I didn't 0.99

00:43:34.000 fucking watch glory 0.99

00:43:35.000 or whatever 1.00

00:43:35.400 yeah

00:43:35.700 like okay

00:43:36.380 so the UFC

00:43:36.980 could be an option

00:43:38.240 learn Jiu Jitsu

00:43:39.240 a little bit

00:43:39.860 and then I moved down

00:43:41.900 Tim

00:43:42.380 Tim asked me

00:43:43.040 he said hey

00:43:43.280 you want to move down

00:43:43.740 to Phoenix

00:43:44.460 and train at a legitimate gym

00:43:45.860 the MMA lab

00:43:47.120 I moved down

00:43:48.920 and it was so bad

00:43:50.460 because in Montana 1.00

00:43:51.220 I was a fucking man 1.00

00:43:52.320 I could beat up anybody 1.00

00:43:53.320 anybody at the gym 0.98

00:43:54.300 I'd beat them up

00:43:55.120 I go down to Arizona 0.99

00:43:56.040 I'm the worst dude

00:43:57.580 like I still had good

00:43:58.520 kickboxing

00:43:59.340 but wasn't as good

00:43:59.940 as I thought

00:44:00.380 and anybody

00:44:01.820 if they wanted to

00:44:02.640 take me down 1.00

00:44:03.020 and beat my ass 1.00

00:44:03.560 they could 1.00

00:44:03.960 so I

00:44:05.040 I just

00:44:06.880 ended up moving to phoenix and realized that's where i needed to be and i remember crying after

00:44:11.440 you know i was 19 years old left home never you know i lived with my parents left home 0.97

00:44:15.420 19 years old there was multiple practices i leave crying just getting my ass kicked i'm like that 0.99

00:44:20.940 fucking sucks like this is what i'm supposed to be doing but i always knew i was a good athlete 0.99

00:44:25.520 that i could learn techniques and not get my ass kicked so i was constantly trying to like 0.99

00:44:33.720 not be the bottom 0.99

00:44:35.220 slowly I'd work my way up

00:44:36.700 and now I'm at a point

00:44:37.880 to where I'm

00:44:38.380 I'm not the best guy

00:44:39.280 in the gym

00:44:39.640 because if I was the best guy

00:44:40.520 I would need to leave the gym

00:44:41.260 there's 0.86

00:44:41.520 it's competitive

00:44:42.520 you know

00:44:42.900 we train with a bunch

00:44:43.500 of UFC fighters

00:44:44.200 um

00:44:45.160 so it's competitive

00:44:46.240 at a great gym

00:44:47.120 with

00:44:47.440 at Tim's gym

00:44:48.340 the MMA lab

00:44:49.120 uh

00:44:49.580 Tenquino's gym

00:44:50.260 like

00:44:50.500 um

00:44:51.400 but yeah it was

00:44:52.620 I've been training

00:44:53.620 for 10 years

00:44:54.400 11 years

00:44:55.140 it's been a long 0.99

00:44:56.380 fucking time 0.94

00:44:57.060 but even just getting 1.00

00:44:58.020 hit in the face man

00:44:58.900 like 0.98

00:44:59.040 I don't get hit

00:44:59.580 boom

00:45:01.300 that's the thing

00:45:02.540 there goes that

00:45:03.160 No, but what were we going to say?

00:45:04.860 Sorry, what were we going to say?

00:45:05.700 Don't even know. 0.98

00:45:06.540 No, but getting hit sucks, dude. 0.94

00:45:08.120 I try not to. 0.94

00:45:09.820 Like, I really don't want to get hit.

00:45:11.260 Getting hit.

00:45:12.040 Concussions?

00:45:12.600 Yeah.

00:45:13.100 Have you dealt with some serious concussions?

00:45:14.940 In football, yeah.

00:45:15.740 Dude, I've had, before my Contender Series fight,

00:45:18.240 I got hit in the jaw.

00:45:19.700 I don't remember if I got knee-to-punched, whatever.

00:45:21.040 I got hit in the jaw, bad concussions.

00:45:23.040 Waking up in the middle of the night, 14 days out from my fight,

00:45:25.860 Contender Series, biggest fight of my life.

00:45:29.020 Waking up in the middle of the night, puking,

00:45:30.660 just not doing good,

00:45:32.120 Did not have a good training camp. 0.98

00:45:34.900 And, yeah, concussions are so fucking scary. 0.98

00:45:38.160 Especially now that I have a baby. 0.93

00:45:39.300 I'm like, oh, my God, I got a baby.

00:45:40.880 You got a baby or a dad?

00:45:42.460 I got a dad.

00:45:43.480 I mean, I do have a dad, too.

00:45:45.520 You know what?

00:45:46.020 I don't think you do.

00:45:46.920 So about those concussions.

00:45:49.420 Yeah, I got a dad.

00:45:50.420 I got a mom.

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00:47:03.300 this podcast. Back to the show. No, I am a dad

00:47:05.540 now. So you're balancing a lot because you got

00:47:07.520 a princess. I got a princess. I'm still with the baby

00:47:09.520 mama too, yeah? And I'm still with Danny. Dude, Danny.

00:47:11.700 Talk about that for a second. Talk about that

00:47:13.300 relationship. We've been together since I was

00:47:15.280 20, 2021.

00:47:18.180 The first conversation we ever

00:47:19.440 had before we even like

00:47:21.380 started kind of liking it. She didn't

00:47:23.480 like me right away. I liked her right away. But the first

00:47:25.380 conversation we had was like

00:47:26.340 I don't 0.70

00:47:28.380 I don't see how someone can be with one girl the rest of their life. 0.59

00:47:33.140 I don't see it.

00:47:34.260 And I was telling her, explaining this to her before we kind of were dating.

00:47:38.160 So, dude, she didn't know what she was getting into before she got into it.

00:47:43.120 I've always been so curious about that.

00:47:44.480 That's why I asked you.

00:47:46.140 It's an open relationship.

00:47:47.400 We're in an open relationship, and I don't even want to call it that.

00:47:50.240 I don't want to call it any label.

00:47:51.400 I sleep with her every night in the same bed with Elena.

00:47:56.220 I choose to do that because I want to.

00:47:58.380 I don't like how relationships are nowadays.

00:48:03.400 It's like, I own you.

00:48:04.300 You own them.

00:48:05.500 I hate that.

00:48:06.660 I just can't stand that.

00:48:07.640 I don't want to be in that kind of relationship.

00:48:09.020 I want to be free.

00:48:09.840 I'm in Cleveland.

00:48:11.180 Danny knows I'm in Cleveland. 1.00

00:48:12.680 If a bad little mamacita want to hang out. 0.72

00:48:14.960 Or my aunt.

00:48:16.700 I'm hanging out. 1.00

00:48:18.600 If she wants to straddle me, straddle me.

00:48:20.600 I love Danny.

00:48:23.840 We've been together pretty much my entire career.

00:48:26.180 She knew me before I made money.

00:48:27.680 She knew me before.

00:48:28.760 I was like 3-0 as a pro, so you don't make money as a pro. 0.96

00:48:31.220 You hardly fucking make money in the UFC.

00:48:33.060 I mean, a ton of money, but she's known me before I made money, 0.99

00:48:36.960 before I was whatever.

00:48:38.600 And we had a really cool relationship.

00:48:41.720 She's awesome.

00:48:42.380 She does my hair. 0.98

00:48:43.360 She's the fucking best, dude. 1.00

00:48:44.600 Like, if I lost her, I would be screwed. 0.99

00:48:48.740 That's awesome. 0.52

00:48:49.520 You find yourself a rock, and it's nice.

00:48:51.100 A hundred percent.

00:48:51.860 I'm very envious.

00:48:52.640 A rock that, by the way, doesn't hold you down.

00:48:54.600 I know.

00:48:55.200 Which is awesome.

00:48:55.700 yeah and i mean it's not easy for her either like because i'm on this podcast talking about it and 0.99

00:49:02.160 then people look at her like oh she's stupid like what are you doing stuff like like that's how she

00:49:06.980 gets perceived sometimes like oh she he's using you or whatever but dude if you asked her like 1.00

00:49:11.180 does sean treat you good does sean do you guys have great sex do you guys cuddle at night you

00:49:16.040 guys does he make you coffee every morning does he provide like i'm a good i'm a good partner in

00:49:22.260 the relationship if

00:49:24.160 I hang out with a girl at a club

00:49:26.260 if I'm dancing with a girl like I get comments 0.99

00:49:28.240 and shit all the time like dude what are you doing you have a girl and a baby 0.98

00:49:30.360 at home I'm like yeah I know 1.00

00:49:31.780 back home I know that I'm not fucking stupid 0.98

00:49:34.100 I'm enjoying myself doing whatever 0.98

00:49:36.160 I'm gonna you know be safe

00:49:38.020 I'm gonna go back home to my family

00:49:40.340 and it's just it's a weird relationship

00:49:42.480 especially nowadays I mean I actually think it's becoming

00:49:44.340 more normalized a little bit

00:49:45.880 has it ever led to

00:49:48.380 any like pretty

00:49:50.060 nasty blow ups is it a real

00:49:51.780 Yeah, but I do it every single time we have that down.

00:49:56.720 The up's always better, and it comes down to communication

00:49:59.760 in any kind of relationship, boss-to-employer relationship,

00:50:04.580 coach-trainer relationship.

00:50:06.500 We've got to have communication in every single relationship.

00:50:09.240 And going through a relationship like that, 0.98

00:50:11.060 you have to communicate, or it's not going to fucking work. 0.96

00:50:14.100 And, I mean, we've had our issues, obviously. 0.97

00:50:17.260 Do you have to, because we've had other guests on the show before

00:50:20.820 that have similar relationships

00:50:22.200 and they spoke about this system

00:50:24.060 of having a check-in.

00:50:26.240 Do you have to check-in

00:50:27.180 or have approvals

00:50:28.200 on girls that you hook up with

00:50:29.860 or what is taboo?

00:50:32.500 If she ever found out

00:50:33.220 that you were texting something

00:50:34.320 like, yo, I have feelings for you,

00:50:36.020 that's done, right?

00:50:37.120 Feelings are tough

00:50:37.780 and that's happened

00:50:38.520 like four years ago

00:50:40.180 in Vegas

00:50:41.180 and it happened.

00:50:41.800 I had feelings for a girl. 1.00

00:50:42.580 I fucked up. 1.00

00:50:43.340 I crossed the line. 1.00

00:50:44.040 It was my fault.

00:50:45.380 But what was that line, I guess?

00:50:47.240 The feelings.

00:50:47.980 Yeah, okay.

00:50:48.420 Like, after I got on the plane and left, hey.

00:50:53.080 Like, it was my fault. 1.00

00:50:54.120 I fucked up 100%. 1.00

00:50:55.420 We grew from that. 1.00

00:50:56.880 She moved out, actually, at one point.

00:50:58.400 She moved out, and, you know, we kept talking,

00:51:01.540 and she moved back in, and we made it work.

00:51:04.720 But I want to be free.

00:51:06.340 I want her to be free.

00:51:07.540 If she has a desire to do something that she wants to do,

00:51:10.200 I don't want her to not do it because of, oh,

00:51:12.940 it'll make me feel a certain way.

00:51:14.500 I have my own emotions, and I have to be in control of them.

00:51:16.940 And so does she. 0.85

00:51:17.840 if i go and hook up with a chick and it makes her feel a certain way i mean she's got to be in

00:51:22.760 control of emotions and we got to we got to communicate and i think we're doing a really

00:51:25.480 good job with that and i know i wish she was here so she could talk to you because i don't want 0.96

00:51:29.300 to put words in her mouth but i mean it's not easy for her sometimes but it's fucking i told 0.92

00:51:35.640 her i have to be me i have to be me i can't pretend to be someone else i can't i gotta be me 0.97

00:51:40.040 that sentence alone is like it has so much weight yeah and if uh she doesn't respect it

00:51:47.500 obviously i'm not positive you'd be where you are in this relationship with her 100 so you you

00:51:52.640 mentioned she does your hair and i wanted to ask because like obviously not being tied down and

00:51:57.040 having that freedom is important to you and like every time i've hung out with you bro like all of

00:52:00.080 us think it like bro you're also you're a fight you're you're a rock star comedian you're a fighter

00:52:06.300 disguised as a rock star yeah that's what you are but also the opposite as well yeah yeah yeah

00:52:13.000 I mean, bro, you got face tats, dude.

00:52:15.540 Yeah. 0.98

00:52:16.140 So when were you like, okay, I'm like a fucking, I'm a rock star. 0.99

00:52:20.580 Yeah. 0.99

00:52:20.820 And you got committed to face tats.

00:52:22.720 The first face tattoo I got was a fake one. 0.98

00:52:26.940 I'm stupid enough to get a face tattoo, but I'm smart enough to get a fake one first. 0.96

00:52:30.340 See if I like it. 0.99

00:52:31.280 It was a star.

00:52:32.200 It was my second fight in the UFC.

00:52:33.620 I'm fighting on a pay-per-view. 0.99

00:52:34.980 I'm a fucking star. 1.00

00:52:36.340 We were walking down the strip a couple days before the fight. 1.00

00:52:39.340 I'm like, I wanted to go get it real right there.

00:52:41.100 I think Tim or Danny

00:52:43.020 or someone

00:52:43.260 like get a fake one dude

00:52:44.340 I was like alright fine

00:52:45.800 so I got a fake one first

00:52:47.000 it was right before

00:52:48.140 my pay per view fight 0.99

00:52:49.020 I felt like a fucking star 0.99

00:52:50.080 I'm 21 0.99

00:52:51.100 22 years old

00:52:52.420 fighting in the UFC

00:52:54.120 on a huge card

00:52:55.640 and I was like

00:52:56.560 I'm gonna get it

00:52:57.100 I'm gonna get it

00:52:57.600 there's no going back

00:52:58.640 what else am I gonna do 1.00

00:52:59.460 fucking 0.99

00:53:00.000 get a face tag 1.00

00:53:01.980 I guess the other option

00:53:03.400 would be not

00:53:03.860 yeah in life 0.98

00:53:04.580 what the fuck else 0.97

00:53:05.180 what's he gonna do 0.98

00:53:05.900 yeah I don't know

00:53:06.960 you gonna mow lawns

00:53:07.860 you gonna work it

00:53:09.140 shout out to all the

00:53:09.840 landscapers

00:53:10.400 if he was bagging my groceries

00:53:14.360 I'd be confused

00:53:15.180 I don't know

00:53:19.660 I don't know what else I'd do

00:53:20.920 honestly before I moved down

00:53:22.740 I worked at a group home

00:53:24.080 with 8 mentally disabled people

00:53:26.220 aged from 18 to 70

00:53:28.120 and that was a passion

00:53:29.960 I truly enjoyed that

00:53:31.140 that's something I'd actually do

00:53:33.600 if I had to do something

00:53:34.940 but dude the face tattoos

00:53:36.740 I'm like

00:53:37.900 I got this one

00:53:40.120 I got from a Snapchat filter 0.99

00:53:41.480 I was like damn 0.99

00:53:42.680 That's fire 0.99

00:53:43.220 You're using Snapchat

00:53:44.100 All of a sudden

00:53:44.700 You look in the mirror

00:53:45.400 You had a tattoo

00:53:45.940 Well I was like

00:53:46.660 It was like

00:53:47.460 It said Dreamer

00:53:48.160 I was like oh that's kind of sick

00:53:49.280 And then I

00:53:49.700 Was in Miami

00:53:50.620 And I had to get it

00:53:51.900 You know

00:53:52.240 Nice

00:53:52.960 I'm pretty impulsive

00:53:54.640 Nice

00:53:55.360 Nice

00:53:56.460 Nice

00:53:57.040 You like that one Jarji?

00:53:58.320 Bro I think

00:53:59.100 I think you're

00:54:00.200 I think you're next up dude

00:54:02.660 I think you're what

00:54:03.500 I think you're what

00:54:04.120 The year

00:54:04.460 No no I mean

00:54:06.540 I mean let's be honest

00:54:07.480 You still have an ascent to do

00:54:09.780 You're still climbing the ladder

00:54:11.060 And I think most people that look at you

00:54:12.940 Because you have crazy fans

00:54:14.460 Including us

00:54:15.240 Probably most people in this room

00:54:16.600 We love watching your fight

00:54:18.140 And as a fan of the UFC

00:54:20.720 I think you're exactly what the UFC needs

00:54:23.600 That spark of personality

00:54:25.020 And also amazing skill

00:54:27.440 In the art of combat

00:54:28.740 Is Dana giving you the attention that you want

00:54:31.860 The fights you want 1.00

00:54:32.780 I know you mentioned fight or pay

00:54:34.220 We can have that conversation whenever

00:54:35.560 But, like, do you feel happy with where you are and where you're going to be?

00:54:41.360 Oh, yeah.

00:54:42.040 Dude, I think I'm seven fights deep in the UFC.

00:54:45.280 People are crazy, like, want me to fight a ranked guy.

00:54:48.340 And I've said it before, and I'll say to you, I don't give a – I don't care. 0.95

00:54:52.220 Dude, give me the worst dude in the world.

00:54:54.740 Put me on – like Chael says, fight the worst dude on the highest spot on the card,

00:54:57.760 make the most money.

00:54:59.000 You're doing it right.

00:54:59.880 Yeah.

00:55:00.100 For me, I don't really care.

00:55:02.000 I don't care.

00:55:02.600 If you're going to pay me the same, I'll fight someone not as good.

00:55:05.460 Don't care.

00:55:06.120 You want me to fight someone good?

00:55:07.580 Don't care.

00:55:08.500 It's a great point.

00:55:10.080 It's a great point.

00:55:11.760 So there's no extra incentive to try to level up?

00:55:17.060 Dude, I feel like I could take Peter's not the champ.

00:55:22.900 I think Peter Jan's the champ.

00:55:24.140 In my division, that's kind of who I feel is the champion.

00:55:27.720 They're going to have a rematch.

00:55:28.580 We'll see who's going to be the champion of that.

00:55:30.240 But, dude, I think I beat Peter.

00:55:31.360 I think I beat TJ.

00:55:32.220 I think I beat Corey.

00:55:33.200 I think I beat all these guys.

00:55:34.160 my skill set is there

00:55:35.280 I'm there

00:55:36.240 I'm 26 too

00:55:37.460 I'm getting better

00:55:38.240 not in the last couple months

00:55:40.380 though George

00:55:40.760 but dude 0.99

00:55:42.000 I'm on a fucking rocket ship 0.99

00:55:43.400 I'm gonna fight 0.99

00:55:45.060 like I said

00:55:45.360 I'm gonna fight in December

00:55:45.940 I don't know

00:55:46.300 they offered me Frankie Edgar

00:55:47.360 which would have been 0.99

00:55:47.820 a fucking sweet fight 0.99

00:55:48.900 in New York 0.99

00:55:50.400 on a day that Tim has a

00:55:51.900 huge grappling tournament

00:55:53.420 and he had a tournament

00:55:54.580 before I had a fight

00:55:55.380 that's his date

00:55:56.460 I don't give a

00:55:57.000 I didn't want to fight

00:55:57.800 in New York anyway

00:55:58.520 but

00:55:59.280 so I could have fought

00:56:00.620 I could have just fought

00:56:01.800 I could be fighting Frankie Edgar

00:56:03.120 but I'm not

00:56:04.260 so I wanted to fight

00:56:05.740 Dominic Cruz

00:56:06.400 will he give me Dominic

00:56:07.520 I don't know

00:56:08.140 Cody's running down

00:56:09.340 he ran down to 25

00:56:10.720 Pedro Munoz

00:56:11.920 all of a sudden

00:56:12.300 is going down to 25

00:56:12.920 I don't know

00:56:14.060 if they're going to 25

00:56:14.760 because of me

00:56:15.400 but I like to think so

00:56:17.020 but yeah

00:56:18.200 dude I'm going to be fighting

00:56:19.280 until I'm probably 35

00:56:20.260 36 years old

00:56:21.080 if everything goes well

00:56:21.940 once you fight

00:56:23.740 the top dogs

00:56:24.320 you don't stop

00:56:24.900 fighting the top dogs

00:56:25.660 so

00:56:25.940 is that me

00:56:26.800 it's not me

00:56:27.200 I think it is

00:56:27.720 it's not

00:56:28.060 my phone hasn't

00:56:28.760 my phone hasn't

00:56:30.920 made a sound

00:56:31.380 in years

00:56:32.000 you're unpredictable

00:56:32.820 I think that's everybody's favorite thing

00:56:34.200 unorthodox too

00:56:35.540 and believe it or not I know how to grapple

00:56:38.400 people think I don't

00:56:39.940 I don't know if you know who talking origami is

00:56:41.980 choked him

00:56:43.440 choked him

00:56:44.920 grappled with Gilbert Melendez

00:56:47.300 for 8 minutes way bigger than me

00:56:50.200 black belt

00:56:51.320 a great black belt

00:56:52.700 went to a draw

00:56:54.140 I know how to grapple too

00:56:56.100 it's one of those things where we haven't seen much of it

00:56:58.620 because you keep it standing

00:57:00.760 I know a lot of people want to see me fight a wrestler

00:57:04.380 They want to see how I deal with a wrestler

00:57:05.840 You know it's going to happen

00:57:07.760 Like I said I've got 10 more years in this sport

00:57:09.160 I'm going to fight a wrestler

00:57:10.160 It's going to happen

00:57:11.060 I'm going to be transparent for a second

00:57:13.060 I hate to admit this but

00:57:14.560 Whenever I go out with you

00:57:16.200 I don't want this to happen

00:57:17.720 But like the tiniest

00:57:18.760 Knocked out

00:57:19.680 Little part of me always hopes that

00:57:22.060 Somebody's like 1.00

00:57:22.780 Yeah get that little blue haired pussy over there 1.00

00:57:25.860 Some group of like frat kids 1.00

00:57:29.320 And I like I don't want that to happen because I know where it ends up.

00:57:32.780 But like, dude, just the idea.

00:57:34.760 Do you ever have that happen?

00:57:35.500 You ever have someone think that you're not who you are?

00:57:38.500 And I don't.

00:57:39.200 Not that I'm not.

00:57:40.640 No, not not yet.

00:57:42.500 I'm such a happy drunk.

00:57:44.120 Like you see me when I'm there.

00:57:45.320 I just don't even think I could.

00:57:46.720 I don't know.

00:57:47.320 There's it could flip.

00:57:48.740 But for the most part.

00:57:50.860 Oh, wait.

00:57:51.420 Actually, I was in L.A.

00:57:52.260 Remember, I saw you in L.A.

00:57:53.300 I was at that club after when I was leaving.

00:57:56.060 You were with me with Connor.

00:57:57.840 With Connor McGregor.

00:57:58.620 Oh, yeah.

00:57:59.020 We were like from me to like Tim and Connor was just sitting up there and I was drunk

00:58:03.260 and I looked at him and I held, I don't think I had like tequila or vodka bottle, I held

00:58:06.280 it up and he went, that was our only, that is the best, that is the best, because that

00:58:12.800 was every reaction he had to anyone that night was just that, like he really does not, he 0.64

00:58:18.060 can't move, he does his fucking thing, but I wanted to pick up there so I haven't got 0.99

00:58:20.980 to pick with him, I've been close to him a couple times, Connor's a fucking man dude, 0.99

00:58:25.120 And I've learned so much from watching his career of what to do and what not to do. 1.00

00:58:29.440 And he's the fucking man. 0.99

00:58:30.740 I was so close. 1.00

00:58:31.560 Didn't get a pick.

00:58:32.840 That was a weird night.

00:58:33.780 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:58:33.980 But that night where I was going with that story, this fucking kid outside, we were waiting 1.00

00:58:37.320 for a lift or some shit. 0.99

00:58:39.980 This kid kept asking me. 0.99

00:58:41.640 He's like, will you knock me out?

00:58:42.300 I'm like, no.

00:58:42.820 He's like, will you sign this?

00:58:43.720 So I signed it.

00:58:44.520 And he kept following me like around.

00:58:47.340 And that was the first time I got like a little flustered. 1.00

00:58:50.580 But I didn't ever feel the urge to fucking drop his ass. 0.99

00:58:53.500 You didn't say, yo, stop following up. 0.99

00:58:55.980 Finally, a couple security, like, what are you doing?

00:58:58.080 And he kept just like five minutes.

00:59:00.380 But I did feel a little, I like that, drunk anger.

00:59:04.940 But I didn't get to a point where I was like, I'm about to drop this dude. 0.99

00:59:10.120 Oh, you made a guy shit himself? 0.99

00:59:11.840 Yeah, this was, how old, what was that? 0.99

00:59:15.740 I was 19, 20 years old, and this jacked dude, Tim and I were living together in apartments, 0.95

00:59:19.760 and this jacked dude kind of ran, it was a shitty apartment. 0.89

00:59:23.200 it was close to the gym 0.97

00:59:24.020 it's where we needed to be 0.99

00:59:24.800 I was fucking broke 0.97

00:59:25.500 I was living off $300 a month 0.98

00:59:26.620 and I was close to the gym 0.65

00:59:27.940 shitty apartment 0.98

00:59:28.600 and this jacked dude 0.93

00:59:29.780 Tony would walk around

00:59:30.820 with his like six cats

00:59:32.220 and he was just jacked

00:59:33.620 short

00:59:33.840 bald

00:59:34.320 and he's like

00:59:36.140 you guys fighters

00:59:36.820 and

00:59:37.720 god I was

00:59:39.000 yeah anyway

00:59:40.820 we ended up telling him

00:59:42.020 yeah we fight

00:59:42.560 he's like

00:59:43.040 I wanna

00:59:43.280 spar with me

00:59:44.720 he's like

00:59:46.000 I'm serious

00:59:46.440 so we brought him to the UFC gym

00:59:47.800 where Tim was working

00:59:48.380 in the boxing ring

00:59:49.180 and dude I hit him 0.99

00:59:50.540 with a body shot 0.99

00:59:51.360 and he

00:59:51.940 we had it on video

00:59:53.300 we probably still do 1.00

00:59:54.480 he literally shit 0.98

00:59:56.100 out of his shorts 0.96

00:59:57.800 like onto the mat 0.99

00:59:59.240 he literally shit 1.00

01:00:02.100 holy shit 0.99

01:00:04.120 I stepped in it 1.00

01:00:05.480 cause I didn't see him shit 1.00

01:00:06.600 I hit him with the body shot 1.00

01:00:07.840 boom he shits 1.00

01:00:08.460 we're fucking around 1.00

01:00:09.360 I step in it 1.00

01:00:10.780 into my dog

01:00:12.060 I had my little dog

01:00:12.820 Petrie was there

01:00:13.480 he's like 1.00

01:00:14.000 oh your dog shit in the ring 1.00

01:00:15.340 and he ran to the bathroom 1.00

01:00:16.200 so I thought my fucking dog shit in the ring 1.00

01:00:18.100 and then we watched the video back later 1.00

01:00:19.860 he literally

01:00:20.860 I hit him 0.99

01:00:21.700 I kicked him with a body shot 1.00

01:00:22.800 And he shitted himself 1.00

01:00:23.980 Wow 0.96

01:00:24.480 And he never acted hard

01:00:25.980 We never

01:00:26.700 I don't think we ever

01:00:27.280 We ever like

01:00:27.840 Told him

01:00:28.520 He never acted hard again

01:00:30.460 It's hard to come back from

01:00:31.000 There's no coming back 1.00

01:00:32.000 From a pants shit 1.00

01:00:33.520 Well who was the most infamous shit 0.99

01:00:34.840 Of UFC 0.99

01:00:35.480 Who was that again 1.00

01:00:36.240 The girl

01:00:36.780 Oh I don't remember

01:00:38.260 But I do remember

01:00:38.900 There's been some

01:00:39.440 There's been some pretty shitty stories

01:00:40.920 Nice

01:00:41.740 That was good

01:00:42.380 That was good 1.00

01:00:43.060 Shit 0.99

01:00:43.460 Nice 1.00

01:00:44.040 That would suck dude 0.98

01:00:45.700 I've thought about that happening 0.94

01:00:47.660 I don't know what happened

01:00:48.440 When you found out 0.98

01:00:49.120 That it wasn't shit 0.99

01:00:49.980 Like I would be pretty fucking pissed 0.99

01:00:51.520 that I 0.98

01:00:51.940 I felt more embarrassed

01:00:54.080 for him dude

01:00:55.000 I felt embarrassed 0.98

01:00:56.220 I'm like god damn 0.99

01:00:57.180 it sucks 0.99

01:00:57.620 if you're stepping 0.99

01:00:58.580 in human feces

01:00:59.980 like something's wrong

01:01:01.160 but if you stepped in

01:01:02.360 it slipped

01:01:02.820 and then he mounted you

01:01:03.760 and he's like

01:01:04.140 got you ready

01:01:04.700 he couldn't help me 0.94

01:01:05.520 but that would suck 0.58

01:01:06.580 that's an everyday 0.89

01:01:07.580 occurrence in New York City

01:01:08.620 you're stepping in 1.00

01:01:09.900 human shit all the time 1.00

01:01:10.840 I'm not used to it 1.00

01:01:12.380 yeah we don't roll

01:01:13.180 like that so much

01:01:13.860 in Ohio

01:01:14.200 you ever make someone

01:01:14.780 laugh start them 0.98

01:01:15.380 shit themselves 0.99

01:01:15.840 oh dude that's a thing 0.99

01:01:17.180 yeah I try to aim for it

01:01:18.940 that's the goal

01:01:19.800 I aim for it

01:01:20.620 I've made two or three people pee in their actual pants.

01:01:22.580 Oh, God, isn't that great? 1.00

01:01:23.840 I bet there were girls, huh? 1.00

01:01:24.760 They always warn you. 1.00

01:01:25.400 They go, I'm going to pee.

01:01:26.200 I'm going to pee.

01:01:26.780 Oh, yeah.

01:01:27.840 That's great.

01:01:28.440 You know, you kind of are like, in a way,

01:01:32.000 because you're straddling the line between athleticism and just superstar.

01:01:36.340 Thanks.

01:01:36.520 When we walk, that's the craziest analogy ever. 1.00

01:01:39.480 Shit. 1.00

01:01:40.180 But you're like Logan's sexualized aunt. 1.00

01:01:42.700 Yeah. 0.89

01:01:42.840 But when we walk in places, it's like people are screaming.

01:01:48.680 Sugar show

01:01:51.000 And then you

01:01:53.080 And Timmy got a show right

01:01:55.820 You got a podcast a great podcast

01:01:57.800 The Timbo sugar show the number two podcast in the world

01:01:59.900 I'm saying so

01:02:00.900 Might be one who knows

01:02:04.120 How do you

01:02:06.740 Straddle that line

01:02:09.020 You know what I'm saying

01:02:10.320 Without releasing a proverbial puddle

01:02:12.760 That is failing one of the projects

01:02:14.720 You understand what I'm saying

01:02:15.520 No yeah balance

01:02:18.560 balance

01:02:19.360 you always say

01:02:20.320 it's like a fine line

01:02:21.240 walk in between

01:02:22.440 what did you say

01:02:23.620 like reality

01:02:24.240 and entertainment

01:02:25.060 it's a tight rope

01:02:26.540 it's a tight

01:02:27.060 dude

01:02:27.240 it is

01:02:28.480 luckily for me 0.99

01:02:30.200 Dana's a pretty cool boss 1.00

01:02:31.600 I can get away 1.00

01:02:32.120 with a lot of shit 1.00

01:02:32.920 I can say a lot of shit 1.00

01:02:33.860 I've definitely said 1.00

01:02:34.580 some shit 0.99

01:02:34.860 I probably shouldn't have 0.99

01:02:35.900 didn't really get

01:02:36.920 too much backlash

01:02:37.520 obviously gotta

01:02:38.220 you know

01:02:38.640 worry about sponsors

01:02:39.460 for the most part

01:02:40.140 there's people sponsoring me

01:02:41.260 no

01:02:41.580 I'm probably gonna say 1.00

01:02:43.300 something stupid 0.99

01:02:44.000 but uh 1.00

01:02:45.160 balancing it

01:02:46.020 yeah I try not to say

01:02:47.560 or I try to just 0.92

01:02:48.540 be myself and whatever fucking happens happens but uh you got the same you got the same sponsors 0.94

01:02:55.440 as me man like same kind you're i can't i can't name them on the show because it's a whole thing 0.97

01:02:59.780 but yeah what i'm getting at here is that you're on unapologetically you i mean i've had this

01:03:05.680 conversation with some nights where i've taken an instagram story oh and posted it we won't get 0.96

01:03:09.880 into it but i posted it and been like yo you you said some shit in that instagram story and you go 0.99

01:03:14.460 I don't give a fuck 1.00

01:03:15.560 he does not care 1.00

01:03:18.300 like yo

01:03:18.740 can Sugar Sean

01:03:19.560 ever be cancelled

01:03:20.580 I don't know

01:03:21.540 if that story got out

01:03:22.360 it might have been cancelled

01:03:23.260 there's just some things

01:03:24.900 that people say 1.00

01:03:25.720 and just say some shit 0.99

01:03:26.820 you know what I mean 0.99

01:03:27.500 we should probably

01:03:28.240 not even say it

01:03:28.860 but

01:03:29.100 yeah I try not to

01:03:30.640 I can be apologetic 0.83

01:03:32.480 if I fuck up

01:03:33.760 I truly think like 1.00

01:03:34.720 oh shit 0.99

01:03:35.100 I'll apologize 0.99

01:03:35.920 obviously

01:03:36.660 I want to be called out 1.00

01:03:37.580 on shit that I do 0.99

01:03:38.360 do wrong 0.99

01:03:38.880 but for the most part

01:03:40.020 people are just 1.00

01:03:40.480 sensitive pussies 1.00

01:03:41.280 and they just 1.00

01:03:42.560 they feel uncomfortable

01:03:43.480 if I say something

01:03:44.400 And that's their issue

01:03:45.860 You know

01:03:46.860 Yeah of course

01:03:47.560 Do you feel like it's always

01:03:49.880 Or usually people

01:03:50.900 That are offended

01:03:51.520 In honor of other people

01:03:53.000 You know what I'm saying

01:03:53.860 It's not even the

01:03:54.820 Yeah that's a good point

01:03:56.000 Probably is

01:03:56.640 The world's kind of just like 1.00

01:03:58.420 A bunch of pussies 1.00

01:03:59.640 I don't know 1.00

01:04:00.380 I'm just gonna

01:04:02.480 Like you're 13 and 0

01:04:04.000 Yeah technically

01:04:05.080 Oh no 14 14 14

01:04:06.540 I got 14 and 0

01:04:07.940 You're 14 and 0

01:04:08.640 Cause you sent me that

01:04:10.020 You sent me that

01:04:10.960 It's fire home

01:04:11.600 I love it dude

01:04:12.660 I brought it on this trip

01:04:14.200 Did you?

01:04:14.700 I got a ketchup stain on it, dude.

01:04:16.520 No, that's okay.

01:04:17.540 I love that jersey.

01:04:18.940 Do you feel like a little quicker with it?

01:04:20.820 100%.

01:04:21.140 100%.

01:04:22.220 A little quicker.

01:04:22.960 I do too every time I throw it on.

01:04:24.360 Yeah, my arms haven't...

01:04:25.300 I can't remember the last time I put on a tank top,

01:04:27.200 so thanks for sending me one of those.

01:04:28.240 Yeah, congrats.

01:04:29.020 It sounds like a great jersey.

01:04:30.020 But look, bro.

01:04:31.940 I'm your boy, okay?

01:04:33.540 So as your boy, I'm just going to ask.

01:04:37.460 You're definitely 14 and 0.

01:04:39.080 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:40.860 Ask.

01:04:42.580 Or was that the question?

01:04:43.440 That was the question

01:04:44.680 I'm a 14 note

01:04:45.360 Yeah

01:04:45.620 Isn't that like

01:04:46.720 It's fact

01:04:47.600 Is that like Google

01:04:49.240 What Google says

01:04:50.460 What are you getting at here

01:04:52.080 Oh

01:04:53.820 I'm confused

01:04:54.960 Yeah there's like a thing

01:04:55.580 Am I missing something

01:04:56.120 There's like a thing

01:04:56.560 Did you lose your

01:04:57.420 Oh

01:04:58.300 Is that I'm missing something

01:04:59.900 Is this the other opponent

01:05:01.040 Didn't the other guy

01:05:01.900 Like come on here

01:05:02.680 I thought you like

01:05:03.160 Broke your foot one fight

01:05:04.140 I mean it broke

01:05:05.560 I know you broke

01:05:06.420 You broke something

01:05:07.160 Oh that whole thing

01:05:07.940 Oh that whole thing

01:05:09.160 No no no

01:05:09.840 That's what I was saying

01:05:10.580 I don't even know

01:05:11.020 What I'm talking about

01:05:11.580 No no

01:05:11.920 I'll trip it

01:05:12.680 I fought

01:05:14.640 August 15th last year

01:05:16.480 I fought Chito Vera

01:05:17.580 He kicked me right here 0.89

01:05:20.780 There's a nerve, a perennial nerve

01:05:22.460 That will shut your foot off

01:05:23.560 I don't know if you guys have seen

01:05:24.960 It's happened a couple times

01:05:26.880 It doesn't happen often

01:05:28.100 He kicked it with his big toe

01:05:31.380 It wasn't a good leg kick

01:05:33.780 It wasn't like a nice hard leg kick

01:05:35.260 Where his shin slammed

01:05:36.240 I watched it in slow motion 0.99

01:05:37.940 His toe, his big ass Ecuadorian toe 1.00

01:05:41.240 hit my perennial nerve right here 1.00

01:05:43.820 it shut my foot off

01:05:45.960 my foot was completely numb 0.99

01:05:47.560 I was still piecing his ass up 0.99

01:05:49.340 like I was out striking him with one foot 0.99

01:05:51.360 I blitzed him, shouldn't have done that

01:05:53.400 my foot wasn't working, blitzed him, hit him with like a three piece combo

01:05:55.800 went to step back on my foot

01:05:57.640 but my foot didn't work

01:05:59.340 I fell down

01:06:00.340 fight's over

01:06:02.460 and I don't know

01:06:04.840 yeah I didn't know that was a win

01:06:08.620 but it wasn't a loss

01:06:09.960 I never felt like 0.99

01:06:11.140 I got so much shit 0.99

01:06:11.900 I'm like 1.00

01:06:12.160 mentally I'm undefeated 0.99

01:06:13.500 I didn't fucking lose 0.97

01:06:14.360 because my skills 0.97

01:06:15.060 aren't better than this dude 1.00

01:06:16.120 my fucking 1.00

01:06:16.960 he 1.00

01:06:17.820 if it was a good leg kick

01:06:19.420 a good calf kick

01:06:20.260 a calf kick's different

01:06:21.140 he was saying

01:06:21.960 oh I calf kicked him

01:06:22.820 it was

01:06:23.140 it was all me

01:06:24.220 it wasn't

01:06:25.280 it was a toe

01:06:26.300 it was a big toe

01:06:27.860 so what was the rule

01:06:28.580 it was a TKO

01:06:29.240 or what

01:06:30.780 call it what you want

01:06:31.820 yeah

01:06:32.080 it's not like

01:06:32.940 the Sugar State Athletic Commission

01:06:34.900 called it a

01:06:36.520 no contest

01:06:37.420 I went

01:06:38.160 I talked to him

01:06:38.820 we had a trial 0.99

01:06:39.440 We had a fucking whole thing 0.99

01:06:40.680 And they said 0.99

01:06:42.020 You know what

01:06:42.940 We looked at the footage

01:06:43.860 It was

01:06:45.320 It was a fluke

01:06:46.680 Dude

01:06:47.040 That's what they said

01:06:48.140 Oh it was a certified

01:06:48.760 It ended up being certified fluke

01:06:50.260 Certified fluke

01:06:51.000 14 no

01:06:51.660 Certified fluke

01:06:52.200 I wouldn't sell merch 0.88

01:06:53.200 And make a shit ton of money

01:06:54.820 With 14 no on it

01:06:55.840 If it wasn't true

01:06:57.040 You know what I mean

01:06:58.000 I'm a

01:06:58.300 I'm not like that

01:06:59.760 100%

01:07:00.300 Where's the line drawn though

01:07:02.240 Because

01:07:02.760 Like what about

01:07:05.320 What happened to Connor

01:07:06.040 Yeah

01:07:09.280 Yeah, that's tough.

01:07:10.140 You know what I'm saying?

01:07:10.760 Because his perennial leg exploded. 1.00

01:07:12.780 His was, he fractured some shit. 0.99

01:07:16.060 Yeah. 0.99

01:07:16.660 Yeah, that's a good question.

01:07:17.720 I don't have to, I mean. 1.00

01:07:18.780 But he would say, I feel like he says the same shit. 0.99

01:07:21.060 He's like, I didn't fucking lose the fight. 0.99

01:07:22.880 Yeah, I don't know exactly what happened in that fight. 0.97

01:07:26.960 I was in the shower.

01:07:28.280 Oh, did you end up showering that night?

01:07:29.560 I was showering because I was going to party.

01:07:32.560 Oh, you were that night?

01:07:33.700 That's because it was probably Saturday or something like that.

01:07:35.780 No, I fought.

01:07:37.100 Oh, yeah, that's right.

01:07:38.080 so I was in the shower

01:07:40.500 I didn't really even watch the whole fight

01:07:41.800 I didn't really exactly see what happened 0.98

01:07:43.580 but that sucks dude 0.92

01:07:46.080 ending a fight on an injury like that 0.90

01:07:48.340 or in my 0.98

01:07:49.360 it sucks 0.98

01:07:50.420 if I want to fight like that dude 0.98

01:07:52.800 if I kick someone's nerve with my toe 0.91

01:07:55.300 and they went down

01:07:56.700 I wouldn't be excited

01:07:58.540 I wouldn't feel like I just dominated another man 0.94

01:08:01.300 I wouldn't feel like I just punched someone in the head

01:08:03.220 200 times or knock someone out cold

01:08:05.800 I wouldn't feel good about it 0.99

01:08:07.320 I'm like, damn, that sucks. 0.99

01:08:08.900 Some people, you know. 1.00

01:08:10.520 Do you want to run back?

01:08:11.920 I think he's fighting Frankie Edgar.

01:08:13.800 He got that Frankie fight because I turned it down.

01:08:16.120 I feel like truly, I'm going to watch it.

01:08:18.640 I feel like it's going to be a boring fight.

01:08:20.740 Frankie Edgar's fights tend to be very boring.

01:08:23.760 Cheeto's fights, I mean, not because I don't like him.

01:08:27.960 They're not exciting fights.

01:08:29.380 I think that's going to be a very boring fight.

01:08:32.040 And I've said if Cheeto can climb the rankings,

01:08:34.340 he can earn another shot with me.

01:08:35.760 and I feel

01:08:37.420 that's how I feel

01:08:38.180 and it sounds so

01:08:38.980 let's go baby

01:08:39.840 but that's how I feel

01:08:40.880 let's go

01:08:41.600 when you fight me

01:08:42.720 look what I did to Chris

01:08:43.500 he had 1,000 followers

01:08:44.400 he's 180 or something now

01:08:45.520 that's what happens

01:08:46.780 when you fight me

01:08:47.500 you get a lot of attention

01:08:48.620 you get a lot of

01:08:49.160 you can get sponsors

01:08:50.000 you get

01:08:50.480 you know

01:08:51.040 a lot of views

01:08:51.740 so you gotta earn that

01:08:52.600 you a show

01:08:53.200 you the sugar show

01:08:54.260 it's a show dude

01:08:55.080 I feel like

01:08:55.660 I truly am the most

01:08:56.940 entertaining

01:08:57.620 I wish I could sit

01:08:58.900 in the audience

01:08:59.340 and watch myself fight

01:09:00.340 dude that last fight

01:09:01.600 when I watched it back

01:09:03.660 there was times

01:09:04.940 where Justin Bieber, one of the greatest performers

01:09:07.280 of all time, was standing

01:09:09.300 up, I was like

01:09:11.200 yo, it was beautiful, it was art

01:09:13.360 dude, so I am the guy in

01:09:14.780 the audience, and I'm telling you, watching you fight 0.95

01:09:17.160 is so fucking fun 0.96

01:09:19.060 especially, I said it, like 0.88

01:09:20.020 how can you have that many perfect

01:09:23.280 strikes, and

01:09:24.780 this is interesting too with you

01:09:26.540 you don't look 0.87

01:09:29.200 like insanely jacked

01:09:30.840 but you have

01:09:33.060 You have walk-off KOs, dude.

01:09:35.580 People drop when your hands touch them.

01:09:38.380 Is it the precision?

01:09:40.060 Is it like a weird, wiry, deceptive strength?

01:09:42.620 What is it about your striking that drops people instantly?

01:09:46.760 I mean, the last two have been finished in the third round.

01:09:49.540 I think, but for the most part, a lot of them are in the first round.

01:09:52.080 It comes from, I feel like when I get in the cage with people,

01:09:57.240 and I always say every interview, I'm going to get in there

01:09:59.360 and I'm going to be faster than they think I'm going to be.

01:10:02.320 They can watch me on TV.

01:10:03.160 They can watch me live.

01:10:04.080 But when they're in front of me, I'm going to be faster than they think

01:10:06.480 or faster than they've ever felt.

01:10:08.960 I truly believe that, that little twitch, that extra.

01:10:12.380 I feel like I've got that more than anyone.

01:10:15.860 It's not usually the first shot that knocks people out. 0.95

01:10:18.940 I'll hit their chin four, five, six, seven, eight times, 0.73

01:10:21.880 and then it's the one. 0.92

01:10:23.700 It's a buildup of punches.

01:10:25.540 I'm not going to go in there.

01:10:27.300 I mean, I very well could, like Conor and Aldo, 13 seconds, boom, one punch.

01:10:31.280 like that could happen

01:10:32.240 but for the most part

01:10:33.480 I'm gonna 0.99

01:10:33.700 I'm gonna hit them 1.00

01:10:34.340 in the chin 1.00

01:10:35.200 I'm accurate

01:10:35.760 very accurate 0.98

01:10:36.320 hit them in the chin 0.99

01:10:36.940 and it's with punch 0.99

01:10:38.720 I was dribbling 1.00

01:10:39.280 on that motherfucker 1.00

01:10:39.880 bro that was 1.00

01:10:40.700 the coolest shit 0.98

01:10:42.500 he was probably like 0.99

01:10:42.880 what does he do

01:10:44.340 crossing over

01:10:45.340 broke his ankles

01:10:45.980 some people say

01:10:46.800 some people say

01:10:48.480 you're playing

01:10:49.000 a different sport

01:10:49.880 some people say

01:10:50.480 Connor's ankle

01:10:51.940 was from

01:10:53.740 100%

01:10:55.420 I mean I was like

01:10:56.320 it could be

01:10:57.140 I had that aura

01:10:58.560 and that energy

01:10:59.460 in the cage

01:11:00.120 he might have

01:11:00.640 went for

01:11:01.460 you know

01:11:01.920 but uh

01:11:02.880 yeah I think it comes from

01:11:04.180 the speed

01:11:05.060 the accuracy

01:11:06.560 the setups

01:11:08.080 the little

01:11:08.520 you do a lot of this

01:11:10.660 I'm fake spinning

01:11:12.340 no one

01:11:12.920 no one does

01:11:13.620 I'm creating a whole

01:11:14.660 another style of

01:11:15.580 striking dribbling

01:11:16.520 like these are

01:11:17.300 these are faints

01:11:18.060 these are

01:11:18.520 I mean they're technically

01:11:19.360 it's no different than

01:11:20.480 fainting with your head 0.80

01:11:21.100 I'm dribbling 0.88

01:11:21.760 I'm fake spinning

01:11:22.520 with my head

01:11:23.020 you gotta react

01:11:23.860 if I spin

01:11:24.740 and you don't react

01:11:25.800 I'm gonna land

01:11:26.380 if I

01:11:27.220 fake spin

01:11:28.580 and you react to that

01:11:29.400 fake spin

01:11:29.840 I'm gonna come over

01:11:30.420 at the top of something else. 0.99

01:11:31.860 It's a fucking, 1.00

01:11:32.900 it's a deep game. 1.00

01:11:33.540 Plus you're shooting

01:11:33.960 from the hip a lot.

01:11:35.060 You're shooting from the hip.

01:11:35.860 You fight with your hands down.

01:11:36.740 These are hard to see.

01:11:37.480 You got a beautiful two

01:11:38.640 from the hip.

01:11:39.860 I mean, that's the punch.

01:11:40.880 These biceps are so heavy.

01:11:41.800 Imagine carrying 1.00

01:11:42.300 these fuckers around all day. 1.00

01:11:43.360 I can't. 1.00

01:11:43.720 I keep them low.

01:11:44.940 You know what I mean?

01:11:45.560 But yeah,

01:11:45.840 shooting a jab from the hip.

01:11:48.220 I just,

01:11:48.680 it's so fun, dude.

01:11:49.560 It's a show.

01:11:49.900 Just being in there is so fun.

01:11:52.380 What's up, guys?

01:11:53.700 He's putting on a show.

01:11:54.540 You ever think about

01:11:54.960 bringing props in

01:11:55.700 or anything like that? 0.98

01:11:56.560 They don't let me do shit like that. 0.98

01:11:57.440 Oh, they won't, like, a banjo, nothing like that. 0.99

01:11:59.620 Let me see.

01:12:00.000 I'll hit a little harmonica.

01:12:02.000 That'd be sick.

01:12:03.340 I might try that next time.

01:12:04.320 Pull it out of my shorts.

01:12:05.620 Pull it out of my cup.

01:12:06.500 A hundred percent.

01:12:07.820 So you want to be world champ?

01:12:08.900 Is that on the agenda?

01:12:09.840 You just want to have fun with your friends and make money?

01:12:12.040 Dude, I'm going to become world champion if I get back to the gym.

01:12:16.880 No, I...

01:12:17.600 No, it's good.

01:12:18.860 It's good.

01:12:19.140 I think this is the last trip I've had planned.

01:12:21.800 I had this planned out a long time ago.

01:12:23.480 I was going to come out to Puerto Rico.

01:12:25.520 That's right.

01:12:25.920 I was going to come out there,

01:12:26.700 And I truly was, like, that was the plan. 0.99

01:12:29.600 But I was like, fuck, that's a long flight. 0.97

01:12:31.860 I didn't want to leave. 0.98

01:12:32.720 And I even asked you, I said, hey, can I bring Elena and Danny out?

01:12:34.600 And you're like, yeah, of course. 0.90

01:12:35.640 I had fucking so many things scheduled. 0.99

01:12:38.720 I was like, fuck, it's just not going to work. 0.99

01:12:40.260 But this is the last thing I have scheduled. 0.99

01:12:42.240 People are going to laugh because they're going to see me next weekend somewhere.

01:12:44.720 With Steve and 6ix9ine. 0.96

01:12:46.320 This is the last thing I have scheduled. 1.00

01:12:48.460 I mean, I'm fighting in December.

01:12:49.740 It's a long time away.

01:12:50.360 This is the last thing I have scheduled right now.

01:12:52.080 Something might pop up here or there.

01:12:53.420 But, dude, Tim and I, Jags, we plan on getting back, going right back to work. 0.93

01:12:57.860 And I'm making it sound like I don't fucking train these last eight weeks.

01:13:01.280 Dude, I'm having some of my best grappling rounds with some of the best guys in the world, like, last week. 0.81

01:13:06.020 Yeah. 0.98

01:13:06.340 Like, I'm fucking training. 0.98

01:13:08.600 But there's a difference between full-time training and then, like, oh, I'm going to go party Friday, Saturday. 0.99

01:13:12.900 Yeah.

01:13:13.320 You know what I mean?

01:13:13.880 It makes me happy to hear that, dude.

01:13:15.520 Like, honestly, as your friend, you know, I love partying with you, right?

01:13:18.620 Like, I love when we get to party with Sean, you know, especially, like, here in Cleveland.

01:13:22.680 But also like

01:13:23.960 I want you to win

01:13:25.100 Every single fight

01:13:25.800 And I have to be training

01:13:27.920 It's an eternal conflict

01:13:29.020 For me

01:13:29.480 You know

01:13:30.220 I want party Sean

01:13:31.100 But I also want 0.99

01:13:31.720 Kick ass Sean 0.98

01:13:32.540 And it's definitely 0.99

01:13:33.620 That balance

01:13:34.080 You sound like

01:13:34.480 You got it under control

01:13:35.280 Yeah

01:13:35.980 No I need

01:13:36.660 You know

01:13:37.740 I need real people

01:13:38.440 Around me

01:13:38.820 But hey dude

01:13:39.320 Settle down

01:13:40.160 Timmy

01:13:40.540 Oh he's on him

01:13:42.180 Timmy's on me

01:13:42.780 He's on me

01:13:43.300 But Timmy's also

01:13:44.340 Balancing himself

01:13:45.100 That's what I'm saying

01:13:45.780 Because it's a

01:13:47.420 Package deal with him

01:13:48.400 I want Timmy to come

01:13:49.800 Sit on the couch man

01:13:50.720 Yeah come sit on the couch

01:13:51.320 I really do bro

01:13:52.840 It's him.

01:13:53.260 Just because.

01:13:54.020 No, no, no, no.

01:13:54.660 I got to go pee anyway.

01:13:55.580 Have you noticed ever since I told him to speed up the story, he's been quiet?

01:13:59.020 No, he's not.

01:14:00.220 It affected his. 0.76

01:14:01.080 Look at his girl.

01:14:01.680 She knows.

01:14:02.020 We've been going hard, too.

01:14:02.660 No, he's fine. 1.00

01:14:03.480 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:14:04.680 Bro, he left. 0.99

01:14:05.680 The reason why I wanted to see this is just because it's a crossover.

01:14:10.740 It's Biggie and Two.

01:14:11.500 Well, it's a crossover.

01:14:12.620 You heard?

01:14:12.920 Not quite, though.

01:14:13.220 Like, number one and number two, you know?

01:14:15.000 Yeah.

01:14:15.480 Hell yeah.

01:14:15.720 Am I partying too much?

01:14:17.660 Probably a little bit.

01:14:19.260 I mean, that's probably the honest answer.

01:14:21.220 I'm okay with that.

01:14:21.520 That's what I was telling him earlier.

01:14:22.500 I was like, dude, we don't start getting serious here. 0.99

01:14:24.800 You're going to get your ass beat in this fight straight up. 0.99

01:14:28.880 I got too much of a gift. 0.99

01:14:30.820 No, I mean, dude, if I want to be world champion,

01:14:33.520 I want to be fighting the best dudes in the world 100%. 0.98

01:14:35.080 You got to stay in the gym like I have over the last 10 fucking years, dude. 0.91

01:14:39.600 Like I said, I've just recently, the last, this year more so than any, 0.99

01:14:43.660 I've started getting these opportunities to go and do sweet things, go to clubs.

01:14:47.840 Isn't it so interesting how, like, the more success you acquire,

01:14:51.220 there's like different hurdles and obstacles you have to overcome and like even step one is right

01:14:55.140 like i want to be in the ufc then it starts to happen i want to win it starts to happen you keep

01:15:00.180 winning and then the more fame you get the more success you acquire you get these privileges like

01:15:06.180 like the parties like the you get walked behind the dj booth like the fans the girls everything 0.95

01:15:10.900 and and it's interesting because at the end of the day all that shit really is just temptation 0.81

01:15:15.360 it's 99% of the time 0.98

01:15:17.940 temptation and it's another

01:15:20.100 hurdle and obstacle to be able to

01:15:21.940 overcome that temptation and continue on your

01:15:23.940 original path it's very hard you find a lot of

01:15:26.120 athletes a lot of people who find

01:15:28.140 success quick lose at that

01:15:30.020 stage you got that initial

01:15:31.660 but lose what though you know what I'm saying

01:15:33.520 the initiative you lost the plot

01:15:35.540 you forgot the reason why you originally

01:15:37.960 started and now you're going off the deep end

01:15:39.860 because you're reaping the benefits of the thing you built

01:15:41.960 without completing your true mission I hear you

01:15:44.000 And while you take that trajectory off from your original mission to complete your career goals,

01:15:49.580 you find yourself having a whole bunch of fun and completing life goals.

01:15:53.600 You hear what I'm saying? 0.96

01:15:54.320 So it's like you, like, dude, maybe he never had the life goal of partying with fucking behind the DJ booth in Vegas with Kygo 0.99

01:16:00.840 and fucking every celebrity. 0.99

01:16:02.240 I'm just saying, like, bro, what happens if Johnny Manziel doesn't party? 0.99

01:16:05.020 What happens if Johnny Manziel doesn't party? 0.98

01:16:06.260 Yeah, yeah, he gets great shit done on the field. 0.99

01:16:07.900 But I'm just saying, like, maybe Johnny Manziel ends up in a spot where he really loves doing podcasts with fucking. 0.99

01:16:13.020 with Mike Studd. 0.97

01:16:17.440 That's not even supposed to be a joke,

01:16:18.780 Connor Blakely from Cleveland. 0.99

01:16:19.900 Why the fuck are you laughing at that? 0.98

01:16:21.100 I'm just saying sometimes you end up in other situations 0.99

01:16:23.540 and you're doing things that you never thought

01:16:25.180 you were going to be able to do,

01:16:25.840 but the answer is balance.

01:16:27.640 The answer is always balance.

01:16:28.420 What if you are incapable of that?

01:16:30.720 Yeah, that's tough.

01:16:32.100 Then you shouldn't partake.

01:16:33.760 Those little desires you get.

01:16:36.020 That's what I think, having your goals dialed in.

01:16:38.020 If you want to be a world champion in the top five in the UFC, 0.97

01:16:40.820 we can't be fucking around like this. 0.98

01:16:42.400 That makes sense. 0.99

01:16:42.920 If you want to just chill, be a superstar, stay out of the top 10, have fun, we could

01:16:46.660 do that too, but we just got to switch up our goals a bit.

01:16:48.840 Yeah, the ultimate goal is to become world champion.

01:16:52.960 But once I'm world champion, it might all be downhill from there.

01:16:56.880 It might all be downhill from there, boys.

01:16:59.360 You heard it here first. 0.99

01:17:00.400 Can you come back from getting fucking starched? 0.99

01:17:04.700 There's some guys that have been starched. 0.99

01:17:06.500 Not for you, but...

01:17:08.040 Oh, well, I mean, for me specifically, I don't know.

01:17:10.220 Not you.

01:17:10.700 I'm just saying one, right? 1.00

01:17:11.780 Bro, we've seen some nasty knockouts 0.99

01:17:13.780 I think it's different with everyone

01:17:16.400 I could drop my next fight 1.00

01:17:18.080 I might be like, whoa, fuck fighting 1.00

01:17:19.580 Or I'm like, that was fucking lucky 1.00

01:17:22.020 I made a mistake 0.97

01:17:24.380 I've seen both ways

01:17:25.220 Bisping Hendo

01:17:27.060 Oh god

01:17:29.420 And then Bisping come back and win the title

01:17:31.640 And he beat Hendo in a rematch

01:17:33.260 That's crazy

01:17:34.280 It's individual

01:17:36.460 It really is 0.99

01:17:37.900 The adversity of getting fucking knocked out 0.99

01:17:40.980 In front of the entire world 1.00

01:17:41.820 And then having the balls to come back 0.87

01:17:43.720 Also creates a lot of excitement 0.94

01:17:45.120 Like you talk about a show

01:17:46.180 Right

01:17:46.700 Dude that's 0.99

01:17:47.200 We get knocked the fuck 0.99

01:17:48.380 Like bro 0.99

01:17:48.840 Stipe and Cormier

01:17:50.440 Back and forth

01:17:51.260 Oh

01:17:51.800 Come on

01:17:52.660 That was crazy

01:17:53.100 Dude speaking of the show

01:17:54.260 I don't know when this will release

01:17:55.760 Jake had already

01:17:56.460 He'll have already fought

01:17:57.660 Which is interesting

01:17:58.280 Like yeah

01:17:58.780 So Jake

01:17:59.560 Let's just say this

01:18:00.860 Creating a show

01:18:02.060 Like dude

01:18:03.080 As an outsider

01:18:04.360 Of being a fan of fighting in general

01:18:06.820 Not necessarily just a huge UFC fan

01:18:09.000 Because I'm not like a huge UFC fan

01:18:10.320 I'm a fan of

01:18:12.160 You're a fan of the show bro

01:18:14.180 I'm a fan of shows

01:18:15.260 I want to see the Conor vs Nate 0.99

01:18:17.000 What the fuck 0.97

01:18:17.780 Why are they fighting 0.99

01:18:18.500 Doesn't matter

01:18:19.940 Not for a belt

01:18:20.560 They're fighting because

01:18:21.240 Everyone wants to see

01:18:22.340 If Conor or Nate's going to win

01:18:23.360 Dude I'm a fan of the Jake show

01:18:25.580 The Logan show

01:18:26.660 When you fought Floyd

01:18:27.440 I was sitting there 0.99

01:18:28.220 Fucking like 0.99

01:18:29.400 What the 0.99

01:18:30.240 What was going to happen

01:18:31.080 That's how I feel when you guys fight

01:18:32.720 You guys create a different atmosphere

01:18:34.640 To where

01:18:35.420 It's not for a belt

01:18:36.360 it's not for who's the best boxer in the world 0.99

01:18:39.080 it's a fucking show 0.99

01:18:40.800 that I want to fucking watch 1.00

01:18:42.260 every single time 0.99

01:18:43.360 I'm in Cleveland

01:18:44.800 I want to watch it

01:18:45.480 I'm going to sit front row

01:18:46.280 if they give me front row tickets

01:18:47.620 I'm not sure

01:18:48.040 I'm going to sit

01:18:48.720 second row

01:18:50.260 I'm going to sit there

01:18:51.500 I'm going to watch 0.99

01:18:51.880 and I'm going to be fucking entertained 0.98

01:18:53.440 I'm so excited for how this fight's going to play out 0.99

01:18:55.660 and you guys are fucking 0.99

01:18:57.820 just entertainers 1.00

01:18:59.920 well that's the secret dude

01:19:01.300 I think if anyone can take

01:19:03.780 well if a fighter in particular

01:19:06.100 can take advice from what we do,

01:19:08.980 it's just strategy, bro.

01:19:10.340 We're really just marketers.

01:19:11.740 We happen to be the product as well.

01:19:13.220 I was at the weigh-in today with Jake,

01:19:15.300 and I looked at his pet robot,

01:19:19.040 which, by the way, he's got a pet robot.

01:19:20.980 Unreal.

01:19:21.280 That thing's a robot.

01:19:22.420 Yeah.

01:19:22.840 Fully autonomous, too.

01:19:24.140 There's no human inside it.

01:19:25.480 It has dreams.

01:19:28.440 It can dream. 1.00

01:19:30.020 Anyways, I look at the fucking... 1.00

01:19:33.220 He put TVs on the robot's chest. 0.99

01:19:36.100 and playing on the TV of the robot's chest

01:19:38.960 is a highlight reel of Tyron getting knocked out. 1.00

01:19:42.940 I mean, there's levels to this shit. 0.99

01:19:45.240 I looked at it, I'm like, this kid's brilliant. 1.00

01:19:47.840 He's brilliant, dude.

01:19:49.280 He is. 0.55

01:19:50.020 I fucking love it, dude. 0.82

01:19:51.440 He's so... 0.95

01:19:52.240 And obviously he's being himself,

01:19:55.160 but with a little extra.

01:19:57.040 He's being himself with a lot extra, maybe,

01:19:59.180 but, dude, that's genius.

01:20:00.940 It's not a lot extra, dude.

01:20:02.080 I'm telling you, like, he's always done this.

01:20:05.400 He's always impressed me.

01:20:07.040 I've said this before.

01:20:08.000 I have no shame in saying this.

01:20:09.440 Dude, when we first came out to L.A., I wasn't sure Jake was going to make it.

01:20:13.360 Like, no one was.

01:20:14.240 And you can ask anyone who lived in 1600 Vine or, like, he was, like, definitely the little brother, right?

01:20:18.420 He's like, hey, guys, like, do you mind if I tag along while you make your vines today?

01:20:20.860 Like, everyone counted him out.

01:20:23.020 I don't want to say I completely counted him out.

01:20:24.480 I just wasn't sure.

01:20:25.360 Yeah.

01:20:25.960 And then to see him, like, break through and really forge this path where he's in a really healthy spot,

01:20:32.100 regardless of whether you dislike him or like him

01:20:34.940 you gotta respect him

01:20:36.380 I mean you don't have to but

01:20:37.680 you should he's built something quite

01:20:40.960 remarkable

01:20:42.880 dude it's crazy 0.99

01:20:44.340 he's backing it up with fucking hard work 0.99

01:20:46.080 that's what's cool to see about you guys 0.99

01:20:48.080 that you guys are fucking backing it up with hard work 0.99

01:20:50.420 you know what I mean not talking all this shit 0.99

01:20:52.080 and then just coming out there 0.99

01:20:53.400 and you can just see it

01:20:55.200 you can see it in your guys' style

01:20:56.500 you can see it when you fought Floyd too

01:20:57.960 it's like you didn't fight Floyd 0.99

01:20:59.380 you just didn't train for four fucking months 0.99

01:21:01.200 You dialed in 1.00

01:21:01.960 That was an 8 month camp 0.99

01:21:03.420 It was fucking sweet to watch 0.99

01:21:04.860 Two of the most mentally strong people in the world 0.98

01:21:08.740 And that's the thing

01:21:09.320 You can take whatever you want from it 1.00

01:21:10.940 You can talk shit about him and his brother 1.00

01:21:12.380 But they are fucking dialed 1.00

01:21:15.260 Dialed when it comes to whatever project they're working on 0.99

01:21:18.180 Whether it's an NFT project

01:21:19.440 Whether it's a boxing match

01:21:20.560 Whatever it is

01:21:21.500 They're locked in

01:21:22.660 Both of them

01:21:23.220 And they work hard 0.94

01:21:25.200 Very fucking hard 0.93

01:21:26.740 At whatever they do 0.98

01:21:27.420 Dude I want to come out to Puerto Rico so bad

01:21:29.340 You really should

01:21:30.980 on the beach you mentioned you mentioned how locked in you are in camp bro and it's like

01:21:34.200 you said no one goes harder in camp and i in my mind i'm like dude we feel the same way like it

01:21:39.640 cannot be any more dialed in jake is on a regiment like bro he works harder than i would argue 99.9

01:21:48.240 percent of professional fighters yeah and and you'd fit it right in bro when we're in camp like

01:21:53.160 come on come to puerto rico we'll run on the beach we'll have the nice meals we have ice baths

01:21:57.840 We have a hyperbaric oxygen chamber, massage therapist, like everything, dude.

01:22:02.400 We have it.

01:22:03.020 Lock in with us.

01:22:03.980 Yeah.

01:22:04.300 Dude, I mean, I crave fight camps sometimes.

01:22:06.840 When I'm in fight camp, I'm like, oh, God, I want to smoke and just chill and eat and 0.99

01:22:10.180 not fucking. 0.97

01:22:11.240 But, dude, when you're in fight camp, it's a lifestyle. 0.99

01:22:13.300 It's every single, what can I do right now to make, whether it's in the morning tonight

01:22:19.020 perfect, tonight's session, or if it's after training, what can I do right now?

01:22:23.180 Oh, I got to stretch. 0.75

01:22:24.100 Oh, I got to fucking quiet my mind. 0.99

01:22:25.800 It's 9 o'clock. 0.98

01:22:27.040 I gotta go to bed at 10

01:22:28.020 I'm gonna quiet my mind

01:22:29.220 I'm gonna do a meditation

01:22:30.020 I'm gonna get in the cold plunge

01:22:31.100 I already ate

01:22:32.100 cause I don't wanna eat

01:22:32.820 too close to bed

01:22:33.580 cause my digestion

01:22:34.360 I gotta get good sleep

01:22:35.340 like dude it's always

01:22:36.600 what do I gotta do right now

01:22:37.820 to feel better

01:22:38.660 in the next hour

01:22:39.360 next two hours

01:22:39.900 tomorrow

01:22:40.340 it's that constant

01:22:41.840 for eight weeks

01:22:42.540 and it's

01:22:43.260 you crave that

01:22:44.080 when you're out of camp

01:22:45.120 but when you're in camp 1.00

01:22:46.000 it's like fuck 1.00

01:22:47.060 sometimes you get 1.00

01:22:47.680 four weeks into camp

01:22:48.800 and you're like 1.00

01:22:49.100 fuck 1.00

01:22:50.380 are you craving 1.00

01:22:51.100 some of that discipline again

01:22:52.240 are you wanting to get into that

01:22:53.000 absolutely not

01:22:53.500 I found a rhythm right now

01:22:55.760 in my life

01:22:56.400 where I am so creatively fulfilled. 1.00

01:23:02.080 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:23:02.620 With the MNFT? 1.00

01:23:03.420 Yeah, he's been saying lately,

01:23:04.900 when we talk about it,

01:23:05.940 I'm like, I mean, dude, this guy's a boxer.

01:23:07.660 He goes, not a boxer.

01:23:09.260 I'm an artist.

01:23:10.580 That's what he says now.

01:23:11.600 He goes, I am an artist.

01:23:12.660 That's good.

01:23:12.800 I like that.

01:23:13.480 I like that.

01:23:14.100 I'm not, yeah.

01:23:15.300 No, it's actually true.

01:23:17.020 I'm identifying as an artist now.

01:23:18.840 Dude, that's a creative artist.

01:23:20.560 That's perfect.

01:23:21.120 I just, I'm making now.

01:23:24.080 I'm building.

01:23:24.680 I'm creating.

01:23:25.860 I'm working on something right now.

01:23:27.460 Get a little pat on your face.

01:23:28.720 Thinking about it.

01:23:29.600 Might as well.

01:23:30.160 Might as well.

01:23:31.560 Yeah, man, it's interesting.

01:23:33.760 Life becomes much less stressful when you have a goal.

01:23:37.140 Like when you are in fight camp, I resonate, right?

01:23:39.600 You've done it many more times than me, right?

01:23:41.340 But the three times that I've been in like a proper fight camp, 0.98

01:23:44.660 going hard as fuck because it's all we know how to do, 0.70

01:23:47.260 it has always been a breath of fresh air to be like, 0.99

01:23:51.240 okay i know what i need to do today in order to achieve my goal that's right here and you know

01:23:57.200 the guy or girl that you're gonna fight on the exact date in the venue you know a lot of times

01:24:03.700 people don't have that uh that um cushion to know when their moment is coming or or or a specific

01:24:11.340 deadline yeah it's you know it's nice purpose do some influencers do you find them getting like

01:24:16.520 almost they don't have a purpose they don't really have a purpose and then you and uh jake found

01:24:22.420 boxing and it kind of gave you a purpose and a drive a hundred percent a hundred liked it like

01:24:26.560 did do a lot of influencers get depressed no absolutely for sure because you you settle into

01:24:32.120 this yeah i'll speak for myself i mean to an extent i i love what i do but you do you fall

01:24:38.600 into a rhythm where it's brand deal brand deal brand deal video video brand deal right you know

01:24:43.600 what i'm saying and and and you sometimes do sit back and you ask yourself the question like yo

01:24:48.380 what's the end game here you know what i'm saying like what what what is the what what denotes

01:24:53.940 final achievement and i was i was blessed blessed blessed with the book obviously and put that out

01:24:58.900 and that that was almost my magnum opus you got a book like when when i stop please please i just 0.80

01:25:04.560 don't even fucking joke around but what i'm saying is i got that i got that out of the way 0.87

01:25:09.720 first and so when that was done 0.98

01:25:12.260 I felt like a lot more free to do whatever the fuck I wanted 0.98

01:25:14.320 but yes it does 0.98

01:25:15.340 you find yourself in this tedious

01:25:17.560 monotonous

01:25:18.440 the only thing about the

01:25:22.080 discipline with the fight stuff is

01:25:23.780 you know

01:25:27.140 I like to have fun

01:25:29.900 and I really

01:25:32.220 like being creative

01:25:34.040 and it's funny

01:25:36.020 with this thing I'm working on now

01:25:37.360 like we joke but like I really do feel like an artist whether it's boxing right and as you feel

01:25:43.200 like you're an artist in the ring you kidding me paint the way the way you paint on the canvas is

01:25:46.940 fucking brilliant you know it artistry is not bound or set to to mean one thing right art is 0.85

01:25:54.560 subjective and art can be anything and everything I've ever done in my life I would consider 0.96

01:25:58.620 artistic in some way shape or form and at the end of the day like I always said I was a creator

01:26:03.760 which is true

01:26:04.700 but I think at the end

01:26:05.800 of the day

01:26:06.200 you boil me down

01:26:06.860 to my core

01:26:07.300 I think I'm an artist

01:26:07.980 isn't creator

01:26:08.660 artist similar

01:26:09.460 sure

01:26:09.900 almost anonymous

01:26:11.100 I think

01:26:11.520 the scope is

01:26:12.780 yeah

01:26:13.120 I'm on OnlyFans

01:26:14.760 they're artists

01:26:16.140 I mean

01:26:16.760 there's an artist

01:26:17.260 honestly dude

01:26:19.220 take a pick

01:26:20.140 yeah

01:26:20.640 it's hard 1.00

01:26:21.860 some of these girls 1.00

01:26:22.320 got great backgrounds 0.99

01:26:23.360 and lighting

01:26:23.980 I mean

01:26:24.520 there really is

01:26:25.380 as funny as it sounds

01:26:26.640 I mean

01:26:26.940 to get the 0.99

01:26:27.400 perfect ass shot 1.00

01:26:29.780 oh dude 0.99

01:26:30.360 I know 0.99

01:26:30.800 it takes fucking work 1.00

01:26:32.140 and you know 1.00

01:26:32.660 because like bro

01:26:33.300 when you're

01:26:33.680 when you're next to

01:26:34.580 well not just OnlyFans

01:26:35.780 any girl

01:26:36.700 any guy even

01:26:37.480 you know

01:26:37.720 they scroll through their phone

01:26:38.840 right

01:26:39.080 they want to show you a picture

01:26:39.880 and you see the horde

01:26:41.280 of the same kind of angle

01:26:42.760 like it's a selfie

01:26:43.920 right

01:26:44.340 and then they have to explain

01:26:45.260 like

01:26:45.440 this was an Instagram post

01:26:47.260 like

01:26:47.500 yeah

01:26:48.620 look you're on Joe Rogan

01:26:50.740 yeah

01:26:51.340 how was that dude

01:26:52.920 that was a long time ago dude

01:26:54.200 I wish I could almost

01:26:55.340 I'm jealous

01:26:56.120 it was so weird

01:26:56.960 because I was 22 years old

01:26:58.940 were you the youngest person

01:26:59.760 to go on Joe Rogan

01:27:00.380 I believe I have been

01:27:01.600 and it was

01:27:02.480 so long ago I feel like

01:27:05.060 I'd love to go back on there

01:27:06.560 I never re-listened to it

01:27:09.160 I don't really remember what we talked about too much 0.91

01:27:11.520 I remember we got so fucking stoned

01:27:13.720 and I remember him talking about 0.88

01:27:15.480 what happened if Elon built all the

01:27:17.360 underground tunnels and then it flooded 0.99

01:27:19.060 and Joe was fucking going like this 0.98

01:27:21.180 and he was smoking and I was like 0.99

01:27:22.320 do you remember that? We were so fucking 0.98

01:27:25.400 high 0.98

01:27:25.780 yeah that was cool

01:27:27.820 I should probably go back and listen to him 0.94

01:27:30.360 because I don't remember what the fuck we talked about too much 1.00

01:27:32.120 But Joe's going to die someday 1.00

01:27:35.880 And that sucks 1.00

01:27:37.220 Doesn't it 0.92

01:27:37.700 I think about that randomly

01:27:39.040 When I get stoned

01:27:39.600 I'm like 1.00

01:27:39.840 Holy shit 0.99

01:27:40.900 We're going to lose Joe Rogan someday 0.99

01:27:42.520 We're going to lose everyone dude

01:27:43.760 Well that's true

01:27:44.500 But Joe

01:27:45.500 Why does he have to die

01:27:46.940 Are you sure

01:27:48.680 That he's going to die

01:27:49.400 That's true

01:27:49.880 You know what I'm saying

01:27:50.520 That dude's got access

01:27:51.700 To some of the most

01:27:52.800 Peak performance chemicals

01:27:55.120 Anabolic

01:27:56.400 You know

01:27:56.940 Galactically delivered

01:27:58.780 Transferring

01:27:59.540 Some people are saying

01:28:00.500 That he was frozen

01:28:01.880 cryogenically frozen

01:28:03.140 in the 60s

01:28:04.240 believe it or not

01:28:05.300 and he actually

01:28:05.980 he's not even

01:28:06.940 a human at this point

01:28:08.300 you guys can get

01:28:09.080 a Tesla bot

01:28:09.680 if they come out

01:28:10.280 absolutely 1.00

01:28:10.960 for HJs 0.95

01:28:12.900 100% 0.88

01:28:14.400 oh yeah

01:28:15.120 to get handies

01:28:16.460 from the bot

01:28:17.580 I just remember

01:28:18.620 we said

01:28:19.140 I just don't want

01:28:19.660 to see the thing

01:28:20.140 shopping

01:28:20.580 because it has

01:28:22.180 no business

01:28:22.760 doing that

01:28:23.260 my question is this

01:28:24.220 you're in aisle 7

01:28:25.680 and it's picking out

01:28:26.620 pickles 0.99

01:28:27.100 what the fuck 1.00

01:28:28.240 are you doing here 1.00

01:28:28.920 I don't want to see 1.00

01:28:29.580 your stupid 1.00

01:28:30.080 robot ass 1.00

01:28:31.740 Why are you here dude 0.99

01:28:34.520 This is Trader Joe's 1.00

01:28:35.840 What the fuck you doing here 1.00

01:28:37.080 I had heard about these carts 1.00

01:28:40.940 That deliver your food

01:28:41.980 The robot carts

01:28:42.780 And I thought it was a joke

01:28:44.120 And I seen my first one

01:28:45.840 Like probably two months ago

01:28:47.100 That was in LA

01:28:48.980 But this cart was going down the street

01:28:51.560 An autonomous robot cart that delivers you food

01:28:54.040 And I had this urge to destroy

01:28:56.320 Yeah of course

01:28:57.120 Why are you doing that

01:28:59.100 What are you doing

01:29:00.280 don't be that

01:29:02.240 what if the person at home

01:29:05.060 had COVID

01:29:06.140 and they couldn't go out

01:29:08.380 call a postman

01:29:10.880 call a postman 1.00

01:29:11.520 fuck the robots 1.00

01:29:13.140 and by the way 1.00

01:29:14.100 we've seen the movies

01:29:16.100 but is there going to be

01:29:16.780 some sort of law

01:29:17.580 against

01:29:18.580 like is that destruction

01:29:19.840 of property

01:29:20.420 if that thing comes 1.00

01:29:21.820 in my fucking yard 1.00

01:29:23.300 dude 1.00

01:29:23.600 gotta defend yourself

01:29:24.560 100%

01:29:25.100 why are all the robots 1.00

01:29:27.460 gay for you 1.00

01:29:27.900 why are you 1.00

01:29:28.200 gay them all gay 1.00

01:29:28.920 By the way, it's gay 1.00

01:29:31.620 He's got something to say on Impulse 1.00

01:29:35.560 All the robots are gay 0.99

01:29:37.740 It's the same way Alex Jones said about the frogs 0.99

01:29:40.380 When he came out

01:29:41.060 We always got somebody on the show saying something's gay 1.00

01:29:43.500 You could have been the youngest person going rogue 1.00

01:29:46.540 And that's cool, man

01:29:47.200 That is actually pretty cool

01:29:48.480 A lot of people see so much in you, including us, right? 0.99

01:29:51.640 But like, man, just kicking ass and taking names 0.97

01:29:54.180 He talks about them when you're even not on the show 1.00

01:29:56.340 He always dissects your shit 1.00

01:29:57.660 He's like, that guy is a remarkable striker. 1.00

01:30:01.260 That's the thing, though, you're right,

01:30:02.400 is that we've got to dial in.

01:30:03.820 He's Twitch streaming.

01:30:05.140 We've got the podcast.

01:30:06.120 He's got his brother's podcast.

01:30:07.520 We've got to dial in, bro.

01:30:09.300 I had this theory.

01:30:11.160 It got clipped.

01:30:11.700 A lot of people, I think people like this.

01:30:13.120 I said this on the KSI podcast.

01:30:14.920 When you do too much, you don't do anything.

01:30:16.740 The people in the world who are the best at what they do

01:30:19.360 and world-renowned stick to one thing and do it full throttle.

01:30:23.760 And I struggle with this.

01:30:24.920 I like to do a lot.

01:30:25.760 But especially for you

01:30:28.340 Especially for combat sports

01:30:29.820 You know I'm just a guy

01:30:32.860 But eventually you know you want to be world champ

01:30:35.280 Yeah

01:30:35.880 There's a sacrifice you got to make

01:30:38.460 He wanted to write a book

01:30:39.740 About his journey to sobriety and recovery

01:30:42.360 He became sober

01:30:44.320 Very hard for him

01:30:45.540 All we did was go out and drink and get drunk

01:30:47.680 He took an oath to himself and his audience

01:30:50.500 And the people who bought the book

01:30:52.080 And it worked out

01:30:54.000 I mean, I know you know, bro.

01:30:55.440 I'm just kind of speaking.

01:30:56.160 It's a podcast.

01:30:56.900 We're talking.

01:30:57.480 He likes, but he feels, Sugar Sean feels the call of duty sometimes.

01:31:01.020 He wants to drop a 20-30 bomb.

01:31:03.720 Oh, I think the things that I do do when I'm home in a good routine, we have a podcast

01:31:08.820 Wednesday morning at 11, whatever.

01:31:11.720 That's an hour long.

01:31:13.500 Me and my little brother have the show, the Bro Mally Show.

01:31:15.860 We do it like twice a week sometimes.

01:31:18.360 He comes to my house.

01:31:19.140 What's the difference?

01:31:19.540 It's easy.

01:31:19.920 Me and Daniel 0.99

01:31:21.060 Fucking talk 1.00

01:31:21.640 Some shit 1.00

01:31:22.500 And then Tim and I 1.00

01:31:23.060 Talk about

01:31:23.460 Similar 0.99

01:31:24.240 Different shit 0.98

01:31:25.760 Yeah yeah 0.99

01:31:26.240 But even that right there

01:31:27.740 Sounds like the same thing twice

01:31:29.020 Oh come on

01:31:29.980 But it's in

01:31:30.440 Like Daniel comes up

01:31:31.380 We do a 30 minute show

01:31:32.460 At my house 0.99

01:31:33.140 I'm fucking stoned in my robe 0.99

01:31:34.480 Why not just add him 0.98

01:31:35.620 On your show

01:31:36.040 And do one less thing

01:31:36.860 Could

01:31:38.140 Not a bad idea

01:31:38.880 Give it a shot

01:31:39.840 Do one show

01:31:40.480 Redundancy

01:31:41.000 And then I stream

01:31:42.700 On Twitch

01:31:43.380 I play Rebirth

01:31:45.280 I play it with the boys

01:31:46.320 I think it's a good outlet

01:31:47.200 It's like

01:31:47.440 I go train

01:31:48.160 Game

01:31:49.260 Train in camp

01:31:50.640 I don't do that

01:31:51.700 Because I can't 0.98

01:31:52.400 Fucking game 0.99

01:31:52.960 Because it takes 1.00

01:31:53.640 Too much energy

01:31:54.340 Like it

01:31:55.540 When I stream 0.99

01:31:56.560 I fucking go hard 0.98

01:31:58.040 It's 0.99

01:31:58.240 Streaming

01:31:59.080 Streaming is one of the

01:32:00.440 Most exhausting

01:32:01.180 Things on the planet

01:32:02.200 I don't know how

01:32:02.880 These kids do it

01:32:03.600 I can't do it in camp

01:32:04.380 I literally can't do it in camp

01:32:05.420 I can do it at the end of the week

01:32:06.580 When all my work's done

01:32:07.420 I'll hop on

01:32:08.140 A couple times a week

01:32:09.760 Yeah

01:32:10.100 Like outside

01:32:10.800 Outside of camp

01:32:11.460 I'm playing four or five

01:32:12.220 Six days a week

01:32:12.860 Inside camp

01:32:13.720 Two

01:32:14.420 Where'd you be dropping?

01:32:15.860 I just drop

01:32:16.560 I play Rebirth dude

01:32:17.900 So 0.92

01:32:18.320 So, like, what's that, like, Chemical Factory or some shit? 0.85

01:32:20.740 I dropped Top Prison Takeover, dude. 0.93

01:32:23.020 That's a hot spot.

01:32:24.060 It's like supermarket for...

01:32:25.140 Tim's addicted now, too.

01:32:26.580 It's a great game.

01:32:27.380 Dude, get on the headphones with the boys, lock it in, crack it open to Zedia, not sponsored.

01:32:31.740 No, I know.

01:32:32.340 I won't pick up the controller because I know how fun it is.

01:32:35.220 Too fun.

01:32:35.680 It's too fun.

01:32:36.440 I'll get addicted.

01:32:37.200 I bid.

01:32:37.820 I'm always impressed with how you're able to smoke copious amounts of weed and still be one of the best athletes in UFC.

01:32:45.920 That's the thing that a lot of people...

01:32:47.540 People think I smoke a ton of weed.

01:32:49.740 I smoke every day, but I don't smoke all day.

01:32:52.920 I smoke at night.

01:32:54.620 I smoke a vaporizer, a nice quality volcano vaporizer

01:33:00.100 or a dab on a low heat.

01:33:03.640 It's not horrible for your lungs, a dab on low heat, a vaporizer.

01:33:07.400 Dude, if I'm outside of camp, someone handed me a joint,

01:33:10.280 I'd smoke a joint.

01:33:11.060 I try not to smoke joints, blunts, bongs, pipes.

01:33:14.280 It's just a little misleading, bro,

01:33:15.500 Cause I've definitely seen videos on your Instagram of you like

01:33:18.120 I smoke every day

01:33:19.280 But like while you work out sometimes

01:33:20.740 Those are kind of more for like

01:33:22.240 You know what I mean

01:33:23.080 Those are so funny

01:33:23.900 It's the show

01:33:24.360 That's the sugar show

01:33:24.960 Those are great

01:33:25.480 It's funny

01:33:26.620 Dude weed is my best friend back home though

01:33:30.020 Because if I'm just me

01:33:31.900 Naturally

01:33:33.220 It's like let's do something

01:33:34.720 I smoke

01:33:35.840 I'm like we can chill

01:33:37.240 We can chill

01:33:38.100 It's 5 o'clock I'll sit outside and chill

01:33:40.860 But if I don't smoke I'm like

01:33:43.040 What do you want to do

01:33:45.140 Tim you wanna go do something

01:33:45.940 You wanna go hang out

01:33:46.580 You wanna play basketball

01:33:47.560 But if I can smoke

01:33:48.740 It really levels me out 0.99

01:33:50.320 It fucking brings me 0.99

01:33:51.240 Back down to like a zero 0.99

01:33:52.620 Naturally I'm a six

01:33:53.920 I smoke

01:33:55.400 I'm a zero

01:33:56.160 What gets you to a ten

01:33:57.100 Just curious

01:33:57.920 You've seen it

01:33:58.780 You've seen it

01:33:59.780 I'm about to see it again

01:34:00.520 At XS

01:34:01.300 After the wind that night

01:34:02.780 Come on bro

01:34:03.920 I was

01:34:04.880 Sarah

01:34:05.700 Sarah was following me around

01:34:07.580 No you were not

01:34:09.220 Following him around 1.00

01:34:10.080 She was following me around 1.00

01:34:11.080 Trying to 1.00

01:34:12.160 Trying to follow me around

01:34:13.120 I was wondering where you

01:34:14.340 I literally was like

01:34:15.060 Where's the person watching Sean?

01:34:16.760 Tim, I thought it was you.

01:34:17.880 Dude, I was all over the place.

01:34:20.440 He just goes like this.

01:34:22.400 No, Sarah, Chris, I had a couple people that were watching me.

01:34:27.040 Bro, shirt off.

01:34:28.320 Every liquid on the table, down the body.

01:34:30.280 Dude, every time I get drunk, I just, I'm like, why am I wearing a shirt?

01:34:34.480 I don't even like shirts.

01:34:36.020 Sometimes you just wear like half a shirt.

01:34:38.140 You'll have a shirt fully unbuttoned.

01:34:40.240 Lately, suit, no shirt.

01:34:42.460 Like, that's when we're in a fight.

01:34:43.420 Yeah.

01:34:43.740 Shirts

01:34:45.640 I gotta ask this question

01:34:47.700 He's making a good point

01:34:49.360 What's both of y'all's goal 1.00

01:34:50.660 Pussy 1.00

01:34:51.960 And that might be the answer 1.00

01:34:54.140 What's both of y'all's goal

01:34:56.680 And that is the answer for Cleveland

01:34:58.880 What are y'all trying to accomplish

01:35:01.180 Besides watching this great fight

01:35:03.260 We're gonna be with you guys

01:35:04.680 Probably for the next 48 hours

01:35:06.400 We could get it done too

01:35:07.420 Tim's gonna go back to the hotel after this

01:35:09.820 And he's gonna stay at the hotel tonight

01:35:12.120 What did you say?

01:35:14.740 No, he's going to go back to the hotel

01:35:16.260 No, I heard what you said, but for some reason

01:35:18.120 I wasn't able to translate it

01:35:20.120 You're saying what now?

01:35:21.220 Yeah, fine, I'll come out

01:35:22.020 Okay, thank you 0.99

01:35:22.880 Like, what the fuck is going on, Timmy? 0.99

01:35:26.060 You think we're going to split this four? 0.99

01:35:27.960 What are you doing?

01:35:28.900 Oh, God

01:35:29.480 I mean, okay, when we left this morning

01:35:31.600 You got to remember, we woke up at like six to get here

01:35:34.580 It's three hours 0.98

01:35:35.340 Doggy, I flew on a fucking red eye here 0.99

01:35:37.340 And my friend passed out unconscious 1.00

01:35:39.260 Against the fucking cockpit fucking door 1.00

01:35:41.960 George. 1.00

01:35:42.660 George.

01:35:43.320 Unconscious.

01:35:43.780 Is Georgie still peeing?

01:35:45.420 Yeah, he fell in.

01:35:46.920 No, I'm telling you, I upset him.

01:35:48.960 I'm telling you, I upset him.

01:35:49.740 No, I don't think so.

01:35:50.340 Bro, I upset him.

01:35:51.120 You think so?

01:35:51.640 Yeah.

01:35:52.480 George sometimes he also...

01:35:53.460 Because even his girl left.

01:35:54.820 You can always look at the girl, brother.

01:35:56.400 Yeah.

01:35:56.980 You can always tell.

01:35:58.540 Let's get him back. 0.52

01:35:59.220 Come on.

01:35:59.780 Georgie.

01:36:00.060 We were 15 minutes into the same story.

01:36:02.720 Come on.

01:36:03.280 I felt...

01:36:03.860 You know how you feel it?

01:36:04.900 Come on.

01:36:05.320 You know how it's not even like you just feel...

01:36:06.800 I got to run a show.

01:36:08.520 It happens.

01:36:08.940 I feel bad.

01:36:09.500 It happens.

01:36:09.740 But dude, okay, we left early this morning

01:36:11.720 Wait, Evan came back

01:36:12.740 I left once

01:36:13.960 Evan, what did you say? 0.99

01:36:17.500 You were really going through some shit 0.99

01:36:19.580 That was like a cathartic episode 0.99

01:36:21.060 George didn't like that I cut the story short

01:36:23.460 50 minutes

01:36:23.880 You're coming out with us, man?

01:36:27.960 What?

01:36:28.640 He goes, I don't know

01:36:30.100 Wait, can we squeeze Evan in too?

01:36:33.260 Evan, get in

01:36:34.100 Evan!

01:36:35.160 Ladies and gentlemen

01:36:36.080 Evan's back on the number one

01:36:38.380 Let's go

01:36:39.500 Just let him sit in the middle.

01:36:42.020 Yeah, man, I love you.

01:36:44.940 I can't believe...

01:36:45.820 Dude, what was I saying?

01:36:48.380 Okay, we left this morning. 0.99

01:36:50.100 We were fucking tired. 0.98

01:36:51.880 We were even talking. 0.98

01:36:52.860 We're like, I don't know what you guys are doing tonight.

01:36:54.440 We could keep it low-key tonight.

01:36:56.160 I didn't know if we had something planned.

01:36:57.880 I didn't make any plans.

01:36:58.920 Hey, we could...

01:36:59.880 No, no.

01:37:00.460 It's us, dog.

01:37:01.300 It's Saturday night.

01:37:02.300 We're in Cleekly, dude.

01:37:04.320 Okay, also, we have a seminar with...

01:37:06.380 I don't know if you could say that.

01:37:08.060 Not Cleekly.

01:37:09.160 Cleakley?

01:37:09.720 That's what you just called it?

01:37:10.720 You gotta do something else.

01:37:12.660 Should we cut that? 1.00

01:37:13.200 You guys won't even allow that shit. 1.00

01:37:14.680 Should we bleep it? 1.00

01:37:15.720 What is it?

01:37:16.340 You just don't like it?

01:37:17.580 We in the land.

01:37:18.900 Oh, like the lands.

01:37:21.940 No, you don't say the land?

01:37:23.040 I guess I don't live here anymore.

01:37:25.200 Oh, it's a tone thing.

01:37:26.620 Is there like a name for the city?

01:37:28.440 Is it like the roads?

01:37:28.880 We call it Cleveland.

01:37:31.580 440?

01:37:34.620 Yeah, I used to be.

01:37:36.020 Because it's 2-1-6-4-4-0

01:37:38.900 Your city has no nickname

01:37:40.300 Is that what you're saying to me right now

01:37:41.500 It's the land bro

01:37:43.580 The land 1.00

01:37:44.720 Are they still the Indians 1.00

01:37:49.400 Or are they the Guardians 1.00

01:37:50.640 Or the Gardeners

01:37:51.620 What's the baseball team name

01:37:53.780 The Cleveland Guardians

01:37:55.440 Oh Tim thought the Cleveland Red Sox

01:37:57.220 After this year

01:37:59.480 He said it's the Cleveland Red Sox

01:38:01.520 So that's like the baseball version

01:38:03.560 Of the Washington Football Club

01:38:05.740 You guys just

01:38:06.500 Switch names 1.00

01:38:07.960 We'll go and do some shit 1.00

01:38:08.820 What the fuck's going on here dude 1.00

01:38:10.800 There's Connor Blakely 0.99

01:38:11.780 So there's clubs or what

01:38:12.800 This is his studio

01:38:14.000 There he is

01:38:15.420 This is his

01:38:15.940 Come just wait one time 0.99

01:38:17.720 We brought up this kid so many fucking times 1.00

01:38:21.220 No no Caleb do it do it do it 0.99

01:38:22.760 Turn

01:38:23.120 There he is

01:38:24.240 There he is

01:38:24.560 That's Connor Blakely

01:38:25.300 Hey Sean by the way

01:38:27.020 Like I was honestly gonna throw it at you

01:38:28.860 Oh god

01:38:29.800 We were allowed to smoke in here

01:38:32.160 How is that

01:38:33.500 Should we take a little pause

01:38:34.020 Oh yeah

01:38:34.420 Well do you

01:38:35.520 I mean, does that fit into your regimen, Sean?

01:38:37.360 Yeah, we can take a little puff.

01:38:39.080 What's with this whole, you said laying low.

01:38:41.580 What did you mean by that?

01:38:44.160 I don't know if I heard.

01:38:45.260 What I was saying was when we were driving here, we woke up early,

01:38:50.220 and I was like, hey, dude, we can lay low tonight.

01:38:53.240 And Tim was like, I'm for sure laying low tonight.

01:38:56.540 And then we were at the hotel on the way here,

01:38:58.920 and I was in the shower going, I'm feeling good.

01:39:01.040 And I yelled that.

01:39:02.380 And he said, you guys have fun tonight.

01:39:04.620 Tim, you're very easy to break, dude.

01:39:06.160 But also, we have like 100 people tomorrow.

01:39:08.940 We have a seminar in the morning.

01:39:10.640 You had one last time.

01:39:11.980 You had one last time.

01:39:13.080 And it wasn't good, dude.

01:39:14.380 You said to me, you said,

01:39:15.700 I cannot go out tonight because we have a seminar tomorrow.

01:39:20.540 What kind of seminar?

01:39:20.980 And then it was 8.30 in the morning,

01:39:23.000 and you were ripping mushrooms outside the strip club at Magic City.

01:39:28.340 And I was like, you sure about this seminar?

01:39:30.140 What kind of seminar?

01:39:31.460 A striking seminar.

01:39:32.920 Okay.

01:39:33.160 I'm in the UFC.

01:39:34.160 Okay, I thought that you were doing public speaking.

01:39:36.440 So you are in the UFC.

01:39:38.280 No, but dude, honestly, it's our biggest seminar yet.

01:39:41.280 I think they're projecting about 100 people. 0.99

01:39:43.660 Every single seminar I've done, I've been very fucked. 0.97

01:39:47.020 They've been very good. 0.99

01:39:48.140 They've been good.

01:39:49.700 I've been drunk, and I was like, you know what?

01:39:51.160 I'm going to focus this seminar.

01:39:53.480 I actually don't mind keeping it light.

01:39:55.780 You know what I'm saying?

01:39:57.180 Yeah.

01:39:59.300 24 hours, big fight. 1.00

01:40:01.640 Big fucking fight. 0.99

01:40:03.160 Did you give your official pick, like, what round or what's going to exactly happen? 0.99

01:40:07.240 I think it's going to be less than three.

01:40:08.660 I think Jake's going to starch him by clean. 0.99

01:40:10.460 I feel like Tyrone, in sparring, he probably hasn't gone out there to hurt these motherfuckers. 0.99

01:40:15.080 He's going to try to hurt Jake in those first three rounds. 0.99

01:40:17.240 I feel that.

01:40:17.780 He's going to pucker out.

01:40:18.500 I feel that.

01:40:19.000 That's what I feel.

01:40:20.820 Jake's a tough kid.

01:40:22.500 What do you think, Shane?

01:40:23.020 God, what do I think?

01:40:23.980 This fight has really just puzzled me, dude.

01:40:26.760 Just because I just...

01:40:28.420 I haven't got to watch Jake spar.

01:40:31.500 I haven't got to watch him beat up Ben.

01:40:34.840 I've heard his sparring. 1.00

01:40:36.100 I know he's sparring with good motherfuckers. 0.99

01:40:38.020 I know he's got a good team. 0.99

01:40:39.540 I'm a believer.

01:40:40.940 You know, I said, I don't remember who I was talking to the other day.

01:40:43.820 I'm like, dude, he's got me convinced the same way Conor gets me convinced

01:40:47.960 when he's going to go out there and beat Habib.

01:40:51.820 Jake's got me.

01:40:52.760 I'm on. 0.98

01:40:53.200 I'm an all-J.

01:40:53.860 I'm like, this dude's going to win.

01:40:55.460 I just want to see.

01:40:56.960 I wish I could watch some sparring. 0.99

01:40:59.320 Just really give me a good fucking idea. 0.96

01:41:02.740 I'll tell you what his sparring is like. 0.99

01:41:04.420 You'll be surprised with how smart he fights.

01:41:07.400 That's my number one takeaway.

01:41:08.880 Every time I watch him fight,

01:41:10.340 Spar,

01:41:11.140 he's thinking.

01:41:14.380 He's not fighting emotionally.

01:41:16.280 He's smart, bro.

01:41:18.960 I'm here to tell you, 0.99

01:41:19.860 Jake Paul's not an idiot. 0.99

01:41:22.340 It may come as a surprise to you, 0.99

01:41:24.720 but it's all a game to him.

01:41:26.940 He's very good at playing the game.

01:41:28.340 He's very smart.

01:41:28.880 and strategic

01:41:29.420 I would love to see him

01:41:30.580 finish him early

01:41:31.860 also wouldn't mind 1.00

01:41:32.860 seeing a fucking 1.00

01:41:33.860 slobber not 1.00

01:41:34.760 a 7-8 round

01:41:35.720 boxing match

01:41:37.220 so he could take shots too

01:41:39.360 I'm sure he's a big 1.00

01:41:40.220 big strong motherfucker 0.99

01:41:41.800 hasn't been boxing 1.00

01:41:43.220 since he was little

01:41:44.120 you know I feel

01:41:44.700 kids that box when they're little

01:41:46.180 get hit a lot in the head 1.00

01:41:47.340 and that's probably good 0.84

01:41:48.120 he's probably got a

01:41:49.020 he's got a noggin on him

01:41:50.380 I seen Jake

01:41:51.100 his head is big 0.99

01:41:51.900 he's got a big ass head 0.98

01:41:52.780 I seen him get 0.99

01:41:53.540 I seen him get

01:41:54.320 hit very clean once

01:41:56.180 in sparring

01:41:56.780 one time 1.00

01:41:57.900 Like a clean fucking shot 1.00

01:41:59.980 From Bostwick 0.99

01:42:00.720 Y'all know who that is?

01:42:01.920 The bare knuckle fighter 1.00

01:42:02.800 The fucking beast 1.00

01:42:04.460 Bostwick 1.00

01:42:05.440 He's from 0.97

01:42:06.140 Russia

01:42:07.020 He's British 0.96

01:42:07.900 Classic 0.94

01:42:09.160 Got him

01:42:09.940 Clean shot

01:42:10.420 And I was like 1.00

01:42:10.860 Oh fuck 1.00

01:42:11.720 I was like damn 1.00

01:42:12.520 Is this the first time 0.98

01:42:13.680 Jake gets dropped a smile 1.00

01:42:14.680 Well this motherfucker goes 1.00

01:42:16.140 That was the hardest shot 1.00

01:42:17.900 I've been hit with

01:42:18.520 And then right back to action

01:42:20.080 Didn't

01:42:21.000 Didn't face him 1.00

01:42:21.900 He's a sicko dude 0.99

01:42:23.080 No one's gotten to see him get hit 0.99

01:42:24.480 And I'm sure

01:42:24.940 He's 24

01:42:25.740 Yeah he's 24

01:42:27.540 24?

01:42:28.500 Dude.

01:42:29.160 And he's been, when did he start box?

01:42:30.280 20, 21?

01:42:31.180 21, yeah.

01:42:32.700 Dude.

01:42:33.520 And you can get, he's gotten so good in those three years.

01:42:37.480 That's all he's been doing.

01:42:38.100 It's all he's, he has, what does he have, four, three?

01:42:40.260 Three professional fights, one amateur fight.

01:42:42.760 Is that right?

01:42:43.500 Yeah.

01:42:43.660 You know?

01:42:44.280 That's cool.

01:42:45.200 I'm so excited for this fight, dude.

01:42:46.640 Me too.

01:42:46.960 It's funny because it'll have already happened.

01:42:48.900 Oh, yeah.

01:42:49.540 Okay, so then I can talk about him coming out Southpaw shadowboxing.

01:42:53.280 Wait.

01:42:53.700 Is that going to be, for his open workout, he shadowboxed Southpaw?

01:42:56.380 He did?

01:42:56.820 Really?

01:42:57.140 He was opening up

01:42:58.020 And he even talked about

01:42:58.820 He said I might come out Southpaw

01:43:00.320 Yeah

01:43:00.620 You watch

01:43:01.400 I think that's a lie

01:43:03.500 I think it

01:43:04.180 Very well

01:43:04.640 This comes out Tuesday

01:43:07.460 So it doesn't matter

01:43:08.100 Yeah yeah

01:43:09.160 No it's fine

01:43:09.540 He probably said it

01:43:12.780 No he was

01:43:13.840 Shadowbox or Southpaw

01:43:14.680 And he looked alright

01:43:15.740 He looked

01:43:16.700 I mean

01:43:17.120 Did he look like he was trying to

01:43:18.740 It wasn't bad

01:43:19.880 It didn't look bad 1.00

01:43:21.060 Trying to fight Southpaw

01:43:21.660 A little bit

01:43:22.300 It's a trick dude

01:43:23.840 Like it's

01:43:24.460 Again this is

01:43:24.960 Who knows

01:43:25.320 Tyrone can be like 1.00

01:43:26.080 Oh fuck 1.00

01:43:26.740 that's the trick 1.00

01:43:28.100 but dude

01:43:28.540 the kid I fought

01:43:29.460 on 8, 9, 10 days notice 1.00

01:43:31.400 was a southpaw

01:43:32.560 I trained for an orthodox guy

01:43:34.080 if

01:43:34.720 I mean

01:43:35.540 dude

01:43:36.020 like Tim and I were talking

01:43:37.480 if I knew I was fighting

01:43:38.360 Chris

01:43:38.940 6, 7, 8 weeks out

01:43:40.400 he was southpaw

01:43:41.360 I probably would have 1.00

01:43:42.780 knocked him out

01:43:43.260 you know

01:43:43.660 the timing's a little bit different

01:43:44.780 the setups are a little bit different

01:43:45.960 the defense, offense

01:43:46.760 there's so much

01:43:47.320 you know

01:43:47.900 just from that stance switch

01:43:49.120 that is different

01:43:50.000 that uh

01:43:51.220 dude

01:43:51.560 who knows

01:43:52.320 I mean what if he comes

01:43:53.300 without southpaw

01:43:54.040 is southpaw a unique skill

01:43:55.920 It is almost a little different

01:43:58.320 But is it anymore nowadays 1.00

01:44:00.020 I don't know I feel like there's a fuck ton of southpaws 1.00

01:44:02.160 A lot of people are starting to become

01:44:04.020 Switch dance but no one will ever be

01:44:06.140 As smooth switch dance as me 0.99

01:44:07.520 It's the smoothest shit I've ever seen in my life 0.99

01:44:09.680 I just do it 0.99

01:44:10.340 You're water dude

01:44:11.340 I need a little water tat

01:44:13.520 If you're

01:44:15.760 Innately left handed

01:44:18.880 Are you a southpaw by default

01:44:21.260 Yeah for the most part

01:44:22.560 Which is weird

01:44:25.040 because I can't write left-handed. 0.99

01:44:26.780 Fuck, I can hardly write right-handed. 1.00

01:44:28.200 Really, like, that shit's bad. 1.00

01:44:29.740 I'm like, how is that so sloppy? 0.99

01:44:32.720 But I can pretty, I mean,

01:44:34.100 I feel so confident with my left hand

01:44:35.980 for a power shot, which is,

01:44:39.200 how do you, I mean, when you switch southpaw,

01:44:41.320 it feels weird throwing a hard power hand left hand.

01:44:44.440 Yeah, I'm not there yet. 0.96

01:44:46.100 I do sometimes for, like, shits and gigs 0.96

01:44:47.860 for, like, the five seconds, 0.98

01:44:48.920 but I'm not going to fight.

01:44:49.680 Well, sometimes, I mean, you're just,

01:44:52.060 I don't know, did you ever feel comfortable

01:44:53.780 throwing a hard left hand

01:44:54.860 for southpaw? 1.00

01:44:56.160 Fuck no. 1.00

01:44:57.560 Everything's different. 1.00

01:44:58.260 Your balance is off.

01:44:59.240 Yeah.

01:44:59.500 Your weight distribution's off. 0.99

01:45:01.020 Fucking hell no. 0.99

01:45:02.420 I couldn't bust a great 0.99

01:45:03.180 with my straight left.

01:45:04.220 Yeah.

01:45:04.800 No, but yeah,

01:45:05.260 I just feel so comfortable

01:45:06.620 left-handed, right-handed.

01:45:09.380 Is it something

01:45:10.100 anyone can learn

01:45:11.020 or is it like a unique,

01:45:12.180 like you,

01:45:12.660 it's like you have it

01:45:13.400 or you don't have it?

01:45:13.960 You snowboard?

01:45:15.320 Yeah, that's what I was going to ask.

01:45:16.520 You know how you, 0.96

01:45:17.220 you're either goofy or regular? 0.98

01:45:18.580 I can go both. 0.98

01:45:19.540 Okay.

01:45:20.040 Equally?

01:45:20.440 So it's probably,

01:45:21.200 it's probably your bi? 0.86

01:45:22.940 You're ambidextrous.

01:45:24.300 I mean, I got a low center of gravity. 0.99

01:45:26.900 You jerk with both hands, too? 0.99

01:45:29.340 I'm actually a lefty. 1.00

01:45:30.800 You jerk off with your left hand? 1.00

01:45:32.280 I like that. 1.00

01:45:32.960 I backed that.

01:45:34.160 I backed that.

01:45:35.260 That's it.

01:45:36.200 I switched midway.

01:45:38.560 What was the...

01:45:39.340 I started off righty, then I was like, I don't know.

01:45:41.520 I got to go south.

01:45:42.040 What was the catalyst for the change?

01:45:42.920 You got bored?

01:45:43.860 Yeah, I got bored.

01:45:44.480 What was the catalyst for the change?

01:45:46.580 I mean, what did you see it do to your game?

01:45:47.740 Well, you know I have to get...

01:45:48.880 I have tennis elbow.

01:45:50.080 Yeah.

01:45:50.840 It's injury related.

01:45:52.000 Yeah exactly 1.00

01:45:52.980 So I was like fuck 0.98

01:45:54.020 I can't keep icing afterwards 1.00

01:45:55.840 Did you get

01:45:56.600 You don't play tennis

01:45:57.940 You got tennis elbow

01:45:58.940 From jerking it

01:45:59.780 Did you get

01:46:01.100 You got

01:46:02.800 Masturbatory

01:46:04.260 Tennis elbow

01:46:04.980 Yes 1.00

01:46:05.380 Just for fucking 1.00

01:46:06.300 Whacking 0.99

01:46:07.160 So much torque

01:46:08.080 That is a lot of torque

01:46:09.020 I had to stop

01:46:10.300 It subscribed like

01:46:11.880 16 OnlyFans

01:46:12.880 OnlyFans

01:46:13.460 He told me once 0.99

01:46:15.240 He watched his porn

01:46:16.000 For the storyline 0.93

01:46:16.780 Like strict

01:46:18.340 That's a deep dude

01:46:19.700 Yeah

01:46:20.020 That's deep

01:46:20.760 He's there to find out

01:46:23.660 Why the stepsister's stuck

01:46:25.240 I'm done during the storyline

01:46:27.160 I'm exiting it out and deleting

01:46:29.260 During the storyline

01:46:31.380 Did they end up selling the house?

01:46:34.440 I need to know

01:46:35.380 What's the next episode?

01:46:38.100 Did the house sell or not?

01:46:40.240 That's funny 1.00

01:46:40.920 Does she have cancer or not? 1.00

01:46:42.740 Is it benign?

01:46:44.640 I need to know 0.79

01:46:45.400 Wait is that a storyline for some porn?

01:46:47.440 They're like we're sorry 0.99

01:46:48.160 You have a tumor

01:46:49.080 We're going to have to rectally examine

01:46:52.260 To find out if it's benign or malignant

01:46:56.940 If you can start off by malignant 0.98

01:46:58.940 Malignant my balls 0.99

01:47:00.480 Yes 0.99

01:47:04.400 Let's make them pour

01:47:05.900 Not like together 0.99

01:47:07.000 But like let's shoot it

01:47:08.260 100% 0.87

01:47:10.180 Alright listen bro

01:47:11.760 It's 8.32

01:47:13.160 I think the night's about to start

01:47:15.040 Is there anything else that you want

01:47:16.540 I mean there could be nothing

01:47:17.540 um

01:47:18.380 yeah

01:47:19.260 nothing that pops off

01:47:20.500 the top but noggin man

01:47:21.700 thanks for having me on

01:47:23.640 is that an aura ring

01:47:25.140 yeah aura ring

01:47:25.720 dude I've been tracking

01:47:26.540 like UFC just got sponsored

01:47:27.740 by aura ring

01:47:28.140 like this year sometime

01:47:29.100 oh cool

01:47:29.600 dude I have like

01:47:30.060 three years of data

01:47:31.200 like I probably

01:47:31.860 like I've been

01:47:32.620 tracking my sleep

01:47:33.540 for three four years

01:47:34.520 wow

01:47:35.060 I got some of the best

01:47:35.880 sleep in the UFC

01:47:37.020 what's your

01:47:37.700 what's your resting heart rate

01:47:38.960 when you're in camp

01:47:39.680 um I don't know

01:47:40.560 the Roman

01:47:41.580 the Russian UFC scientist

01:47:43.300 goes over the data

01:47:44.780 and my strength

01:47:45.640 and conditioning coach

01:47:46.180 Brandon talks about

01:47:47.020 My sleep every Wednesday

01:47:48.660 They talk about it

01:47:49.320 He's like

01:47:49.780 I have some of the best sleep

01:47:51.060 In the UFC

01:47:51.500 When I'm in fight camp

01:47:52.520 Like tonight

01:47:53.040 I'm not gonna

01:47:53.720 Probably have that good sleep

01:47:54.540 That's a subtle flex

01:47:55.460 That's cool

01:47:55.820 I would use that

01:47:57.080 As a pick up line

01:47:57.640 No it's a 0.99

01:47:58.160 I bump chicks 1.00

01:47:59.660 Because of that 1.00

01:48:00.240 Exactly

01:48:00.680 No it's a

01:48:01.520 It's a skill though

01:48:02.620 Being able to

01:48:03.400 Sleeping good

01:48:05.260 Is a skill

01:48:06.000 That you can work on

01:48:07.420 And get better at

01:48:08.300 And prepare

01:48:09.120 You can prepare for sleep

01:48:10.440 Yeah

01:48:11.900 I have a

01:48:12.660 A chilly sleep pad

01:48:14.680 I do too

01:48:15.740 Keep me nice and cold

01:48:16.820 I love that thing

01:48:18.180 especially in Phoenix dude

01:48:19.360 without that

01:48:20.320 that combined with this

01:48:22.520 bro

01:48:22.940 when you're scientific

01:48:23.920 about your sleep

01:48:24.600 yeah

01:48:24.860 alright that's it dude

01:48:27.560 that's all we got

01:48:28.280 Sean it's been a pleasure

01:48:29.240 thanks for coming on

01:48:30.080 and Paulson finally too

01:48:31.040 by the way

01:48:31.460 if you guys want to

01:48:33.100 follow him on Instagram

01:48:33.800 you can go ahead

01:48:34.540 and do so

01:48:34.860 it's just Sugar Sean

01:48:36.140 Sugar Sean MMA

01:48:37.120 Champ

01:48:37.400 no I mean

01:48:39.820 I'm calling you Champ

01:48:40.900 thank you

01:48:41.300 Sugar Sean MMA

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