Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E291 The Time Mr. Beast Almost Died

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00:02:12.700 I call him all the time.

00:02:14.080 I get like one out of ten times the answers.

00:02:16.140 I'm like 0 for 7 on Mike.

00:02:18.260 Everybody says that.

00:02:19.720 Everybody says that.

00:02:20.580 People say he's a clout chaser, but he's never picked up my phone call,

00:02:23.760 so I don't know what you're talking about.

00:02:29.740 are we ready because bro everyone's still just yapping up hey shut the i don't care i got my

00:02:39.240 what is this what is bloody mary why would someone drink this alcoholic ketchup

00:02:43.420 why would someone drink this at 1 1 1 p.m ladies and gentlemen we're in las vegas welcome back to

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00:02:58.560 We have a special guest today.

00:02:59.480 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Mr. Beast.

00:03:00.720 I can't believe it.

00:03:01.140 What up, everybody?

00:03:02.220 He's number one.

00:03:03.660 I think we're happy.

00:03:04.420 You're goaded, dude.

00:03:05.540 Like, you're the guy.

00:03:06.460 I love it.

00:03:07.160 And I literally just walked in his room.

00:03:09.060 We haven't even talked.

00:03:10.060 He just dabbed me up.

00:03:10.960 I sat down, and here we are.

00:03:12.320 Yeah.

00:03:12.680 Let's do this.

00:03:13.360 Jumping right into it, dude.

00:03:14.560 I love it.

00:03:14.880 I didn't even know you were going to be in Vegas.

00:03:16.220 What a privilege.

00:03:16.900 We get you in Vegas for an hour.

00:03:18.760 Well, I'm here for a charity poker game, and then Reed was like, oh, there's this WWE

00:03:23.100 thing.

00:03:23.460 and I was like, okay, that sounds fun.

00:03:24.540 Oh, so you're going to SummerSlam tonight?

00:03:25.620 Yeah, right after this.

00:03:25.940 Okay, cool.

00:03:26.520 Oh, fantastic.

00:03:27.180 It's right after this?

00:03:28.120 Yeah.

00:03:28.480 See, I just do as I'm told, bro.

00:03:30.480 Yeah.

00:03:30.680 Show up here and go here,

00:03:32.180 and then I'm there.

00:03:32.720 So we're here now.

00:03:34.420 Interesting.

00:03:34.920 We should say George is still missing as well.

00:03:36.940 No, actually, George said he wasn't coming because of me.

00:03:39.680 For whatever reason, he just fucking hates me.

00:03:41.040 Replaced by Mr. Beast.

00:03:42.500 No, he missed his flight.

00:03:43.500 He missed his flight.

00:03:44.220 He couldn't get on the plane.

00:03:45.180 I was reaching out the window,

00:03:46.800 and he didn't make it.

00:03:48.120 He didn't know that this was going to happen.

00:03:50.300 You ended up playing poker last night?

00:03:51.780 I did.

00:03:52.240 I want to play you in Heads Up sometime today.

00:03:54.380 Like Heads Up 7-Up?

00:03:55.340 No, Heads Up Poker.

00:03:56.800 What's Heads Up Poker?

00:03:57.700 It's just one-on-one.

00:03:59.800 Bro, I don't have any problems.

00:04:01.600 I know.

00:04:01.940 I just want to.

00:04:02.780 He comes in and goes, thanks for inviting me on your podcast.

00:04:05.740 I want you.

00:04:07.740 Well, we played poker one time with a bunch of YouTubers, and he was actually pretty good.

00:04:11.720 And I don't know.

00:04:12.520 I just have this weird desire to play him one-on-one.

00:04:15.080 You know why I'm better in real life is because I'm an actor.

00:04:18.820 I would go bluffer.

00:04:20.400 You got a good poker face?

00:04:21.640 oh yeah i i'm i love poker i actually played phil hellmuth or whatever oh yeah he won 14 times in a

00:04:28.520 world championship and i beat him four times in a row last night so you're you're definitely the

00:04:33.120 type of dude that can do like whatever in life and be very good at it poker dude like you could

00:04:37.620 probably be one of the best poker players in the world literally if you just decided to do so the

00:04:42.040 beauty is if you don't give a fuck it's a lot easier yeah true it's it's also easier to not

00:04:46.180 give a fuck when you have endless money yeah uh so i mean what do you guys want to talk about i

00:04:53.860 want to ask you this speaking of money are you a billionaire yet bro like it's like you're let's

00:04:58.140 be honest you're gonna be the youtube's first billionaire or is it happened no um i if i was

00:05:03.560 it'd obviously be paper like if we do one of these things like beastberg stuff because like

00:05:07.480 actual cash i'm probably the poorest person in this room because we just i doubt that cash is

00:05:12.440 grass man yeah i doubt that we well we like if i make three four million dollars a month i just

00:05:17.080 spend it on videos the next month we literally like have razor thin margins and just reinvest

00:05:21.980 it that's wild is that ever dangerous like does does a video ever not yield a return you're

00:05:27.400 expecting where you're like oh this one hurt yeah a ton of them yeah oh you're spending four

00:05:31.660 million dollars on a youtube video well four million dollars a month on videos yeah i remember

00:05:36.180 i bought evan a rolex once for like 20k and i actually remember that vlog yeah and i was like

00:05:41.740 I was like, can't believe it.

00:05:43.100 Damn.

00:05:44.380 I spent 20K.

00:05:45.760 Well, and the thing is, like, as long as you're reinvesting everything and you're constantly innovating and adapting, it's pretty hard to fall off if you're, like, putting in the effort and stuff like that.

00:05:53.780 Easy for you to say, dude.

00:05:55.140 All you do is put in the effort.

00:05:56.800 You're a workhorse.

00:05:57.900 And even when you're not working, like, you started taking those, like, therapeutic late-night walks.

00:06:03.700 Yeah.

00:06:03.900 I call him all the time.

00:06:05.260 I get, like, one out of ten times the answers.

00:06:07.340 I'm, like, 0 for 7 on Mike.

00:06:09.480 Everybody says that.

00:06:10.900 Everybody says that.

00:06:11.700 People say he's a clout chaser, but he's never picked up my phone call, so I don't know what you're talking about.

00:06:18.540 I'm so bad with the phone, man.

00:06:20.480 I'm so bad.

00:06:21.420 And I probably lose as a result.

00:06:22.920 Yo, someone clipped that in Twitter at me.

00:06:24.300 That's funny.

00:06:24.800 That's probably the funniest thing I've said all week.

00:06:26.320 That's funny.

00:06:27.300 That's a grade A joke, dude.

00:06:29.340 Yo, you just actually had your most viewed video ever, right?

00:06:32.340 Is that true?

00:06:33.200 The solitary confinement video?

00:06:34.200 Yeah, it just passed.

00:06:35.320 But, oh, what up, doggo?

00:06:36.960 Sorry.

00:06:37.480 Like, I know you asked me a question, but this adorable dog points attention.

00:06:40.960 the video I buried myself alive

00:06:43.520 is about to quickly pass it

00:06:44.700 that video did 100 million views in 90 days

00:06:46.880 can I ask you something about that video

00:06:48.300 Jimmy I watched it to completion

00:06:50.100 as I do with most of your videos

00:06:51.980 to completion by the way

00:06:53.760 watch time you got it down

00:06:55.380 you got me hooked

00:06:56.140 literally that's the best compliment you could ever give me

00:06:59.600 bro your watch time is high

00:07:01.820 I'm gonna get a fucking boner

00:07:04.140 the buried alive one

00:07:06.220 are you fucking

00:07:07.940 can we get him out of here

00:07:09.700 he's actually he's spazzing today dude he wants some uh screen time and some bloody mary uh the

00:07:18.160 buried alive one i had this idea in my notes like forever when i was doing vlogs and then

00:07:23.380 whenever it actually came down to it i go that's fucking crazy yeah i i don't i don't know if i

00:07:30.180 like the the claustrophobia the confined i'm not even claustrophobic right like a confined space

00:07:34.460 like do you did you have a panic moment that you maybe you didn't put on camera i'm glad you asked

00:07:39.240 also am i looking at this camera that one oh exactly that one let's fucking go so with very

00:07:44.140 i am a very claustrophobic person like i am which is why everyone told me it was a bad idea like

00:07:50.420 even if like my girlfriend just lays on me for five seconds i start to no fucking way so leading

00:07:55.780 up to it i would have to sleep in a coffin in my garage some nights to like train myself and

00:08:00.540 like after a while i just kind of got used to it but at the start like i would lay in the coffin

00:08:04.880 we have one in my garage at night and they close it and i'd be like uh you know and i'm not even

00:08:09.800 buried alive but then after a while you kind of just get used to it and if you just accept in

00:08:13.300 your mind like nothing's gonna happen well the safety thing did y'all do um calculations based

00:08:20.500 on the the weight everything it was like that thing so that's what i was worried about i was

00:08:24.780 like damn i'm gonna be buried under like 10 feet of uh falling dirt yeah it's basically like two

00:08:30.420 three thousand pounds of dirt i mean i was like nine feet under so we we hired an outside company

00:08:35.060 to build because i didn't trust myself building that we consulted with david blaine who buried

00:08:38.720 himself alive for like a week and like the coffin in the video cost us like 243 000 to make but that

00:08:45.160 thing you could have buried me under 200 feet of dirt and it wouldn't matter that's a house in

00:08:49.140 rural ohio i know just for a coffin and by the way what do you do with something like that after

00:08:54.840 you use it i just have a coffin if anyone's trying to bury themselves alive i have a he has the world

00:08:59.920 the strongest coffin this thing will never ever collapse the thing is um like we could have built

00:09:05.880 a coffin that was just like steel zero issues but it's a better content if it's glass so you

00:09:10.740 can see through it and that's what fucked with me is because like the entire coffin was glass

00:09:15.260 minus the corners so i could just see like thousands of pounds of dirt for 50 hours straight

00:09:20.640 just there and only thing separating it from me is like glass like this i feel like that actually

00:09:24.700 would have been my one saving grace what's the glass yeah claustrophobia wise that helped but

00:09:30.740 like literally the entire time like this dirt could just fall on me but even like say like i

00:09:35.520 was worried about the oxygen too i'm like dude if he just runs out like if the oxygen thing we had

00:09:39.260 an oxygen pump i know it's yeah but still dude what if like someone steps on it and like oh

00:09:43.980 shit we actually cut jimmy chandler carl like oh what if we just step on by the way your friends

00:09:48.000 are the type of friends that like accidentally step on your oxygen supply while you're buried

00:09:52.240 on the ground yeah well and speaking of them they were like they were playing music to the speakers

00:09:56.780 they were peeing on the like above that was funny yeah and stuff like that and they're they're so

00:10:02.060 weird but that's what i love about hell yeah bro your friends are they here uh yeah but they stayed

00:10:06.360 up super late last night playing poker yeah same as well but i'll let you stay up uh probably like

00:10:12.160 three or four i bet you beat me 7 a.m here yeah we had a wild ending to to our gambling oh whoa

00:10:19.040 Wait, you gambled without me?

00:10:20.300 Yeah, a little bit.

00:10:21.340 LP, so listen to this.

00:10:22.400 LP was down.

00:10:23.360 LP was down the f***ing racks on blackjack.

00:10:25.900 And he has one.

00:10:26.560 You're high stakes gambling without me?

00:10:28.300 Yes, but we'll do it again tonight.

00:10:29.200 Okay.

00:10:29.520 He has one f***ing dollars left in one chip.

00:10:33.600 One yellow win chip.

00:10:34.980 I'm down the f***ing.

00:10:35.820 And you put on another.

00:10:36.760 Throws it on 11 black.

00:10:38.420 And I go on it with him.

00:10:40.080 11 black, bro.

00:10:41.200 F***ing racks.

00:10:42.200 Right back, bro.

00:10:43.180 Back in the game.

00:10:44.140 That's funny.

00:10:44.820 Yeah, like I said, last night.

00:10:46.320 Hey, Doggo.

00:10:46.880 i uh i played a heads up with someone i turned 10 grand to 50. way to go yeah that's fine and then

00:10:52.880 i went to the roulette table and i want to put it on black and they're like you can't do more

00:10:56.540 than 10 grand how annoying is that yeah how annoying is that i was like here take my money

00:11:00.720 exactly or not i literally was so close to be like can i just give you 30 grand of this so i

00:11:05.480 can bet just that was funny you can call and have like a host it's it's in my where i'd like

00:11:10.140 chase can help you it's no no no listen listen it's in my notes literally to talk about like

00:11:14.820 how hard it is to actually gamble in vegas because we were talking about this at dinner dude if even

00:11:20.680 if you beat the house odds you have to beat the odds again at the casino with like the betting

00:11:26.340 limits there's so many parameters they put in place that you have to be even if you beat the

00:11:30.080 odds of the game that if you even if you even if you win too much bro they're like oh you're too

00:11:34.960 you're too lucky get out of here we'll kick you out we've been kicked out before because we keep

00:11:39.380 winning yeah of course wow it's gonna happen and that's even if you can get your money to begin

00:11:43.520 with we'll start your chips to begin with we'll sit at the table for an hour with them while they

00:11:46.900 look at the money and they're like we need 46 different forms id they told last night they're

00:11:51.500 like you don't look like you're from this area that's on your id like they argue with you like

00:11:55.640 they don't want they didn't accept his puerto rican driver's license a territory because they

00:12:00.160 didn't think puerto rico was a part of the united states yeah they said puerto rico's not the u.s

00:12:03.760 no i know but they didn't know that which i mean it's not put them on blast what was that guy's

00:12:08.960 name now philip that's funny i one time came here with a hundred thousand dollars and five dollar

00:12:14.520 bills and no casino in all in vegas would accept it no way they all said no one's ever brought a

00:12:19.920 hundred grand and five dollar bills and they just thought it was fraudulent and i was like

00:12:22.460 i'm a youtuber here's me giving this random guy a million dollars and they're like still no one

00:12:28.160 should have this many five dollar bills it's fraudulent and they just literally they wouldn't

00:12:31.600 take it and so i had to like just i was like well can you at least hold it back there did you tell

00:12:36.520 him that you said logan paul for 24 hours straight and see if that changed yeah if i told him that

00:12:41.020 maybe they would have taken it that was probably the game changer what is your process how do you

00:12:44.700 come up hey it was cute at first oh he's here do you guys cut stuff out nah no we keep pretty much

00:12:52.700 everything what's what's your process man how do you come because okay you have the most insane

00:12:57.760 concepts on youtube and they're getting crazier crazy that's the that's it's like everyone beats

00:13:03.660 to last which at a certain level is almost impossible to do yeah or is it no it's not

00:13:08.320 so tactically how do you get there and i hope somebody on our team's taking notes as you as

00:13:12.380 you say this well you can't just hand it all away but the biggest thing is everyone's like oh well

00:13:17.080 does the money just keep going up well there gets a point where there's no probable or whatever but

00:13:20.760 there are multiple levers right like doing things like buried alive you know that's not me giving

00:13:25.600 away money but that's a way you can elevate it and so like you can elevate your content by being

00:13:30.380 more creative spending more money putting in more effort and there's like all these different

00:13:34.700 things and so like one of those just has to be going up not all of them each video and if you

00:13:39.420 do it that way and strategic it's easy to constantly innovate you're extremely diversified

00:13:43.700 uh and and the type of content yeah exactly because that's the thing like well it's not even

00:13:48.420 not even just in content bro like you have so many different businesses yeah talk about that

00:13:53.100 well let's say you lose money in a video you're like well mr beast burgers is popping off this

00:13:57.600 week exactly and and by the way it is yeah like that and that's one thing which i find let's talk

00:14:02.900 about it beast burger is crushing it it's doing better than i ever imagined how many kitchens you

00:14:07.020 got uh we're over a thousand and we're breaking ground on our first physical one and and and so

00:14:11.600 you can order it on on any like the post okay or or through our app which that um and this i don't

00:14:18.620 care if you guys do i'm not trying to self-promo but like when people download our app like that's

00:14:22.140 where you get all the data you can send out notifications every day around dinner time

00:14:25.400 reoccurring sales like that if you do a virtual kitchen like or sorry virtual restaurant like

00:14:30.020 having your own app yeah it's pretty op such an interesting thing so so i was in puerto rico got

00:14:34.960 some beast burgers really yeah and uh and it it it like made sense to me which is weird right like

00:14:42.360 i got my my beast burger right you originally on youtube and i was like oh i like this this is like

00:14:49.120 now a part of his brand yeah and it's so cool to see you like successfully do it right and now

00:14:55.900 now it's like a major vertical for you it's well and here's the way i look at if something like

00:15:00.200 fucking five guys or like there's like some like bob's burger palace we just walked past on the way

00:15:05.400 over here can be successful like well i can't be spurred i saw a total of like three people in

00:15:10.500 bob's burger palace and it looks like the weirdest logo ever and so like i just don't see you know

00:15:15.840 As long as we have competitive prices and the food tastes phenomenal, which I think

00:15:19.460 it does, like, I just don't see why it won't work.

00:15:22.200 Absolutely.

00:15:22.680 Absolutely.

00:15:23.840 And so, like, what's interesting, too, is, like, before I even promoted it, we were doing

00:15:27.880 pretty good sales because a lot of people, when they open up Uber Eats or Grubhub, they

00:15:31.540 just, like, oh, it's that guy from YouTube.

00:15:33.040 They try it out.

00:15:33.800 So, it's a lot of, like, sales from that where it's just basically, like, free promo.

00:15:37.920 And it's, like, so, like, having a virtual restaurant, it's, like, having a billboard

00:15:40.540 in these delivery apps.

00:15:41.880 Why did you think that was going to work?

00:15:43.600 The virtual restaurant?

00:15:44.400 Yeah.

00:15:45.060 I'll be honest.

00:15:45.600 i didn't know what to really okay shout out reed no because that one seemed like a bit of a bit of

00:15:50.960 a gamble for me like if someone's like hey do you want to do virtual kitchens i'd probably land on

00:15:54.900 no well and the whole gamble was the video like that video that's going on that oh yeah is about

00:16:00.160 to get 100 million views yeah okay if that flopped and got like 15 20 and then it wouldn't be a

00:16:04.320 fraction 50 a 15 to 20 million flop yeah um youtubers what the fuck what is it is a wild

00:16:12.580 Well, honestly, I'm glad you said that.

00:16:15.080 If someone would have told me that two years ago, I would have punched them.

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00:17:15.860 back to the program dude your videos are getting i was looking i was scrolling at your channel the

00:17:20.200 other day i'm like this is bro disgusting these are getting more views in the super bowl every

00:17:23.860 video every single one we're doing like 50 plus a video now that's insane yeah and then gaming and

00:17:30.140 reacts both doing 10 million videos so i it's just like and philanthropy is doing almost 10

00:17:34.020 of videos gaming reacts philanthropy and now you have a spanish channel and russian and a russian

00:17:38.880 well we're gonna do uh the top 10 languages which that's a fun thing to talk about so we started

00:17:43.920 uh dubbing you can overplay clips i don't care uh our videos in espanol and uh so you hire a voice

00:17:50.600 over actor to play your friends well i hired some uh we actually got some celebrities in mexico oh

00:17:55.560 sick yeah they're like playing some big movies i didn't recognize any of them but sometimes on

00:17:59.420 our spanish channel people would be like is that uh jose oh yeah so it's like it it adds a level

00:18:05.140 it's almost like if uh you did dubs here and you had like tom holland and people like that do your

00:18:08.960 dubs people are interesting so i'm paying like crazy money for these dubs but it's like working

00:18:13.520 so well sick um and so yeah we just launched it in the first month it did 50 million views

00:18:18.640 and we didn't really have to promote it or anything yeah and people are loving it like

00:18:22.780 the watch time's great and the audience is good and and so my main channel is 60 american and

00:18:27.460 like whatever the uk is like 10 15 but on my espanol channel it's one percent american it's

00:18:33.280 literally a whole new audience no way yeah and so these are people like i'm literally number one

00:18:38.160 trending in mexico with videos that i uploaded two years ago it's so crazy because yeah when when

00:18:44.880 you know just like observing the space i always thought uh whether it's my content content whether

00:18:49.620 it's your content we're putting so much time and effort into these videos and yet at the end of

00:18:54.920 the day there's only a certain part of the world can understand them simply because of their

00:18:58.140 language and i always knew i'm like there's gonna be one of us who's not that lazy and is has the

00:19:04.700 foresight to actually translate these to the specific language and it's gonna pay off dividends

00:19:10.360 it's been huge because we're doing like four million views of video on all re-uploaded videos

00:19:14.280 and i think like the bear to live video did exactly it's it's it's content you've already

00:19:18.200 made so now imagine that's espagnol now imagine if we're doing a russian hindi japanese german

00:19:22.620 in portuguese indonesia dude you're gonna be the biggest star on the planet like literally

00:19:27.800 you're gonna be the world's biggest digital star yeah because like america's not even youtube's

00:19:31.920 number one audience it's india there's more people that watch youtube on a monthly basis

00:19:35.140 india than in america and like they don't even have a way to watch our videos like so if i start

00:19:39.780 doing my videos in hindi and they're like top three languages like that's literally like i'm

00:19:44.140 actually reaching what i should be reaching my videos yeah do you think you're always going to

00:19:48.320 stay uh uh family friendly clean content personally i don't mind it's not one of those things where

00:19:53.740 i'm like oh i'm selling my soul like i mean like just curse not cursing isn't really the end of

00:19:58.200 the world yeah i feel you're you're also like i i think who you are is is is that of like a like a

00:20:03.200 like a friendly fun you know like you're not a degenerate like like myself when it comes to

00:20:07.820 gambling yes but which by the way that surprised me yeah that's i don't know dude like you're very

00:20:13.780 smart with your money away millions of dollars on youtube videos is a gambler who would have

00:20:17.880 when you put it like that well he's got all the things he's he's smart he's competitive

00:20:24.100 and so a lot of that stuff ties into yeah bro he came on the show he tried he tried to fight

00:20:28.460 i want you mono e mono what is your end game for youtube like where does it end bro so you run

00:20:35.660 every country you're like like a the the the ultimate are you out of your mind dude you're

00:20:42.880 the ultimate victor in every country like then what you know what i'm saying like do you see

00:20:46.860 yourself getting out of the space anytime soon never i think youtube's gonna grow even bigger

00:20:51.520 of course yeah i mean like it look at like 85 percent of the the phones in the world run on

00:20:56.100 android which has youtube pre-installed and google obviously funnels people into youtube so

00:21:00.600 i think in 10 years youtube's gonna be ginormous and i just want to be the biggest youtuber in

00:21:04.520 the world in 10 years hey dylan can you get this fucking dog out of here man and literally like

00:21:09.380 put him in a different room or so he's out of control right now i think he chewed on my shoes

00:21:13.000 early yeah he's literally losing his shit dude and danny's not here yeah it is i'm over here

00:21:17.980 telling talking about my future on youtube and he's just like barking at the you know what i was

00:21:22.960 thinking about leaving the room oh hey by the way i have a really cool story that i wanted to tell

00:21:26.820 before the end of the podcast just remind me sure no let's do it now okay cool um it's like because

00:21:31.840 i haven't done a podcast in a really long time and something happened i was like oh well next

00:21:35.520 time on a podcast i want to talk about it let's let's do it let's do it so let me let me hook you

00:21:40.240 with this okay it's a story about the time i almost died oh no i'm hooked there we go you're

00:21:46.080 hooked as well i'm in okay so i gotta give a little bit of context so basically we filmed

00:21:51.540 the video like eight hours away it's a normal video we finished at midnight all the boys slept

00:21:55.780 well we don't drink we don't do drugs we're just normal yeah good good good good carolina boys so

00:22:01.660 good night's sleep we start our drive home it's a eight hour drive with me and like two of my

00:22:06.620 other friends and um so i mean i'll get rid of the fluff but like we're just listening to joe

00:22:12.200 rogan's podcast with david blade we're at the part where like joe stabs him in the bicep it's really

00:22:16.060 we're loving it yep and i'm just listening sitting there and then my friend driving uh which i don't

00:22:21.240 even really want to name his name because i want to make embarrass him don't do it yeah he just

00:22:24.600 he just says can we pull over to a gas station i don't feel too good and i'm like looking at the

00:22:30.340 road and i turn and look to my left and his head's just bobbling and he's just like wait is he driving

00:22:35.260 yeah down the highway and he's just like dead we hope like his arm just went like that he just said

00:22:41.400 that the guy driving the car yeah he gave you one warning that fell asleep it wasn't even like a

00:22:45.840 warning not even a warning just like hey i don't feel so good and then i look over and he's just

00:22:49.320 like this and so it's it's him driving i'm just gonna call him andrew because i don't want to

00:22:53.420 put him on blast and then my friend tyler is sitting behind him so i instantly am like this

00:22:57.740 fucker fell asleep so i grabbed the wheel i'm sitting in the passenger seat i'm just kind of

00:23:01.300 like keeping the car going straight and i just yell wake the fuck up and i'm like yelling and

00:23:06.540 he's not waking up and a few seconds go by and then tyler in the back seat literally punches him

00:23:10.460 in the head his head just goes to the side and doesn't knock him out he was gonna wake up and

00:23:15.260 then knocked him out what do you do when you're trying to wake up your friend knock him out knock

00:23:19.780 him out so we're just like he wakes up screaming wake up as we're going down the highway and like

00:23:24.660 his foot though is still on the gas so we're like slowly going a little faster now we're going like

00:23:28.340 80 or 85 and i'm just like exactly and i have my hand on the steering wheel i'm in the passenger

00:23:33.520 seat and this is a big car with like a console in the middle so i'm like barely grabbing it

00:23:37.800 and i just like tyler i don't think this fucker's gonna wake up and so well how long has this been

00:23:42.900 going on at this point like probably like six or seven seconds i mean we're moving quick okay he's

00:23:46.940 like literally dead and just like okay okay um and so i was like i gotta you know in my head i'm

00:23:52.620 like i gotta take his foot off the gas but the problem is because there's a console and everything

00:23:56.060 of course you have to move a 200 pound human who's by the way knocked unconscious but not even that

00:24:00.980 it's like you i can't touch his foot on the pedal without leaning below the wheel and so i can't see

00:24:06.700 the road so i'm steering the car but to take his foot off the gas i have to put my head below the

00:24:11.000 steering wheel so i can reach it so i'm like driving and i was just like i we can't go 100

00:24:16.080 miles an hour where there's cars everywhere there's a fucking dude riding your ass and i'm

00:24:19.000 like my fucking driver's dead can you just chill for five seconds can you imagine being the car

00:24:23.400 next to him looking over and seeing mr beast like bobbing down under the steering wheel and

00:24:27.560 the guy in the back's punching the dude in the head like what did i just see and so i just was

00:24:34.500 like you know i gotta i gotta slow this car down so i just like fuck it and i just put my head

00:24:38.540 below the wheel i grabbed his foot and just threw it off the gas and then i look up and i'm like oh

00:24:43.280 we're still going straight and then you know i lean over tap the brakes look up and i'm just

00:24:47.580 doing that you're tapping the brakes with your hand yeah with my other hand you're yeah it's the

00:24:52.360 best play this is crazy i still have my seatbelt on i can't reach over and unplug it there's a

00:24:57.240 console it's like fucking choking me and homie's not waking up no he's just dead like literally

00:25:01.760 he's just wait is he like actually dead that's what i was gonna you said he's literally dead

00:25:05.360 so many times let me keep going it's the wildest thing i've never thought this would ever happen

00:25:09.980 in a million years and so i just was like fuck it i gotta get us off the road you know how like

00:25:14.600 on the side of the highway there's those strips you hear when you're like yeah yeah so i just

00:25:18.160 like i leaned over i had my foot on the brake and slowly like pulled off and i could hear the strip

00:25:23.240 on the right tires you were you were driving the car based on the strip hearing yeah because i

00:25:28.300 couldn't really see you and then i heard it on the left wheels and i was like okay we're off the

00:25:31.680 fucking highway i looked up to make sure and i just slammed on the brakes and we're off we didn't

00:25:36.180 hit a car we're just on the side of the highway and then so i think everything's over i literally

00:25:41.560 the second i let off the brake so i can touch the put the car in park which is like on my stomach

00:25:46.140 in the console he comes back to life his heart starts beating again which i'll explain what

00:25:49.720 happened and he just stomps on the gas and i'm like sitting up not with my hand on the brake

00:25:54.380 anymore because he came back to life because what he was doing was driving he instantly started

00:25:57.980 driving again that was because he it was just like so he floored it yeah and so i like literally

00:26:03.680 we're on the side of the highway i instantly been back over to touch the brake but i was like fuck

00:26:08.000 we could go right on the road just get hit 70 miles an hour so i just yoinked the wheel to the

00:26:12.620 right so we just slammed into a concrete wall and that just stopped the car yeah that'll do it yeah

00:26:17.500 and then i my head's like fucking bleeding and i have marks everywhere and tyler just runs around

00:26:22.820 and just rips him out of the car yeah and then i lean up put the car and park and um so to explain

00:26:29.300 what happened to him is his heart just stopped beating it just literally stopped beating he has

00:26:33.140 a rare condition no super rare way so by all metrics he was literally dead and there's a dead

00:26:38.700 man driving the car oh he was literally was dead and then he came back got it did it and then his

00:26:43.520 heart stopped beating again how does your boy in the backseat feel about punching a dead man

00:26:46.980 dude he was freaking out like fuck him up the funny joke is like my friend tyler thought we

00:26:54.580 were gonna die it like the like once he realized the punch he's dead not only that he was choking

00:27:04.620 oh god he's like yeah he's from behind him just like that yeah like what we're gonna see in wwe

00:27:15.180 tonight pales to what tyler did to the guy driving this poor guy dude so um and he was

00:27:21.400 so hellbent on destruction when he came back to life he's trying to kill him again he's like

00:27:25.900 fuck mr actually there's a good ending between those two because when he um his dad's a paramedic

00:27:31.260 and he was taught like if people pass up put their legs above their heart so when he pulled

00:27:35.420 the guy out of the car he lifted his legs above his heart and then that caused the blood flow and

00:27:39.140 caused his heart to start beating again will he ever drive again because he probably shouldn't

00:27:43.220 well he got um so after that the you know our car slammed in the wall i'm just bleeding in the face

00:27:49.160 and and and then the guy after tyler put his legs above his heart start beating again and he goes

00:27:53.820 can someone hand me a water and i just said fuck your water you almost killed us dude

00:27:59.920 he doesn't know any of it because he wasn't literally technically wasn't alive and he's

00:28:04.700 just like why are we here what's going on and that whole the whole ordeal was probably what

00:28:09.260 25 seconds yeah right it's so crazy how quick all of the crazy shit can happen like the real life

00:28:15.040 fast thinking scenarios and you did the right thing if tyler's in the passenger thing see i

00:28:19.560 think we would have died like honest to god bro you didn't panic i i don't know where well actually

00:28:23.700 so let me give you a second story this is which is weird as fuck but when i was in literally my

00:28:28.560 coach was driving me home he stopped at his house to like go grab some stuff i don't remember because

00:28:33.420 it's on the way to my house and so he just gets out darts inside he forgets to put his car oh god

00:28:38.320 and i'm 10 years old i'm sitting in like the front seat and the car just starts moving in

00:28:43.240 his driveway and i don't know what to do i looked over and i'm 10 i've never driven a car and i like

00:28:48.480 i know like once gas won't break but i'm like if i accidentally i want to stop the car but if i

00:28:52.620 actually press the gas i'm thinking we're just gonna go through the house i'm gonna die yeah

00:28:56.460 and so i just didn't do anything and the car just hit the side of his house and he was so mad and i

00:29:01.700 was dramatized for the longest time i was like mom i could have stopped it and i just didn't know

00:29:06.240 and so when i saw him passed out i was like i i'm not fucking up this time when you don't know what

00:29:11.760 to do don't do anything so when you were 10 i'm not sure you did make the wrong decision but you're

00:29:17.400 10 years old but i could have literally just reached over and touched the brain or you could

00:29:20.540 accelerate it through the entire house yeah well that's you're like gambling jimmy did you not like

00:29:25.920 when you were 10 true true true and so anyways i got that flashback where the second i saw the

00:29:30.920 dude pass out i was like not this time i know what to do i'll make that mistake which tyler

00:29:36.240 didn't have that trauma when he was 10 so i don't think he would have acted the same way i did

00:29:40.020 because i've replayed that scenario so many times in my head when i was a little kid are you about

00:29:44.040 to cry are you crying it's weird whenever i like yawn i tear up i fucking hate it if you if this

00:29:49.660 happens to you please comment i i it's like a thing yeah i'm looking at you i'm like i know

00:29:54.660 he's like when i he's like when i was 10 you know the car at the side of the house my coach didn't

00:30:00.100 start me now i'm insecure about it no no no did that uh did this last one because you were moving

00:30:05.500 pretty fast that had to be scared did that does that like does that fuck with you at all like

00:30:09.420 like does it change your outlook at all do you think a little bit differently after that or like

00:30:13.440 a little bit i was like damn like i even hit 100 million subscribers i don't want to die yet

00:30:17.980 let me give an ending real quick and they um the for like a few weeks they couldn't find what

00:30:24.420 what's wrong with his heart and then they were just doing tests it was like the fifth time

00:30:27.740 and his heart just stopped in the middle of the test and the thing went flat and then they were

00:30:31.660 like oh and they just did oh wait so they they didn't know he had a problem no the paramedics

00:30:37.340 and everything were just like there's nothing wrong with him his like white blood cells

00:30:40.600 everything's normal so this accident actually led to the discovery of this heart yeah and he probably

00:30:46.260 would have died yeah and then there you go that's probably why it all happened maybe there you go

00:30:51.240 You know, it just had to almost kill me for us to find out.

00:30:55.380 But then they just put a pacemaker in.

00:30:57.560 Now he's fine.

00:30:58.080 If his heart stops, the pacemaker just kicks it back in.

00:31:00.200 Okay.

00:31:00.880 Cool.

00:31:01.400 So drive that car.

00:31:02.600 Get back behind the wheel, baby.

00:31:04.060 I told him he's not allowed to drive a non-Tesla for the rest of his life.

00:31:07.400 Somewhere Tyler's just waiting for that pacemaker to give out.

00:31:10.280 Oh, wait, wait.

00:31:10.840 Actually, he's like, the second he drops, I'm going to punch the shit out of this.

00:31:15.680 Me and Tyler were joking because, like, if he didn't wake up,

00:31:18.800 they would have thought it was attempted homicide

00:31:20.520 because he's like fucking bruised on his head

00:31:22.680 from us basically.

00:31:23.760 And it looks like we just jumped him on the road.

00:31:25.980 Can you imagine that headline?

00:31:27.600 Mr. Beast is under arrest

00:31:29.140 or vehicular manslaughter assault.

00:31:32.660 I don't even know what it would be called.

00:31:33.440 People would just be confused

00:31:34.220 why you beat up the driver.

00:31:35.680 Exactly.

00:31:36.480 We're going to be like,

00:31:37.260 like the FBI or whatever is going to be like,

00:31:39.240 so why were you guys punching him?

00:31:41.040 We're going to be like,

00:31:41.460 sir, he just died.

00:31:42.420 And he's like,

00:31:43.140 his blood levels are normal.

00:31:44.700 His white blood sound.

00:31:45.800 He's playing his sleep.

00:31:46.240 You got to believe me.

00:31:47.340 I'm like,

00:31:48.020 officer,

00:31:48.560 he just died.

00:31:49.580 i don't know how to explain and he's like people don't just die you clearly punched them yeah did

00:31:53.980 so did he see heaven or no uh he said he literally he remembers saying i don't feel so well and then

00:32:00.240 just blinked and then he was on the ground on the road that's it yeah no heaven he didn't remember

00:32:04.600 anything in between easy champ what are you thinking he just he didn't go far enough he was

00:32:09.160 he was on his way to heaven he got rocked in the back of the skull and took him back down to earth

00:32:14.000 He was on his way up and he just got clipped.

00:32:16.880 Oh, fantastic, dude.

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00:33:31.160 show that's funny damn man so almost dying bro that's crazy you should you could have made a

00:33:38.660 youtube video out of that why'd you use it on our show uh i mean i don't really know like what

00:33:43.080 channel would i do it i don't know exactly i like literally right after it happened i was like next

00:33:47.480 podcast i'm telling this would you would you ever do like a super authentic behind the scenes

00:33:53.440 a little bit the only downside is a lot of people copy my every move and like i've spent five years

00:34:00.640 building how we do everything and like i've spent tens of millions of dollars fucking up so i can

00:34:04.600 learn from it and like hiring and how we do things and then for me to just show the thousands of

00:34:09.460 creators coming from my neck exactly how i do everything would literally shoot them like not

00:34:13.620 not not how i'm talking about don't don't give away your ip everything we do behind the scenes

00:34:18.120 it's like no bro but i want to see like come to where we do it like any youtuber i ever collab

00:34:23.360 with they always leave and they're like oh everything makes a million times more sense

00:34:26.940 now like i know what i should do oh okay like it's cheat code yeah basically if you want to

00:34:30.920 be a successful youtuber like i've literally been hiring and rebuilding systems for like the last

00:34:35.700 four to five years now to like perfect how to like make a viral video like we have it down to a

00:34:39.780 science yeah so then like if you just see it it's like oh now i know what to do and it's easy to

00:34:44.040 replicate it but figuring it out took forever absolutely he told us he told us about a year

00:34:49.020 a couple years ago when he was on the show for the first time yeah he had it down to a science

00:34:52.260 then yeah how many subscribers was i on back then what's that like x games mode i don't know what

00:34:58.600 you at now uh just shy of 70 oh my god that's insane that is insane 70 on the main 20 on gaming

00:35:04.720 10 on reacts and then philanthropy and shorts are both both hit 10 you're wild and you're doing

00:35:08.840 like a billion views a month total right well we did that in march this month's probably like 700

00:35:12.740 million what what are you uh what are you most excited about most excited about yeah right now

00:35:17.960 i just youtube it's never really i mean it's like weird because everyone always tells me

00:35:22.300 eventually you'll get burnt out but it's just youtube that's what gets me up in the morning

00:35:25.720 that's what i live and it always has always has it hasn't changed even when you were just saying

00:35:30.000 the same thing over and over exactly and since i was 13 i just i i've been obsessed and it just

00:35:35.680 won't go well this is what okay so i've said this like when you were doing those videos definitely

00:35:39.800 i was like yo this guy's like this guy this guy's a fucking idiot no i was like i was like this guy

00:35:44.880 this guy's interesting like but i i'm mad at myself for not knowing that any person that was

00:35:50.820 willing to put themselves through that type of mental distress could literally do whatever they

00:35:57.320 wanted and is probably going to like make it and figure it out yeah you're a special one bro thank

00:36:02.100 you but you're most excited about youtube but like any of your business stuff like um and even like i

00:36:06.920 know you're big into crypto yeah crypto's been killing it man especially for you agreed i mean

00:36:11.640 and i mean you've been doing pretty well as well yeah yeah well i you know i like the space i

00:36:15.840 I remember you called me maybe like eight months ago and you're like, yeah, just put a million and a half into Bitcoin.

00:36:24.060 I'm pretty excited about it.

00:36:26.820 I'll show you my portfolio after this.

00:36:28.700 So me and Logan both bought punks.

00:36:31.480 You guys have probably seen on his Twitter that he bought a bunch of CryptoPunks at the same time, right?

00:36:35.200 Gary pulled us in that call.

00:36:36.600 So have you ever told that story?

00:36:38.940 No.

00:36:39.360 Gary V, it's like fucking 11 p.m., just out of nowhere, just calls me.

00:36:43.900 and he's like yo i got like 30 people to call hop in i'm like i don't give i don't care he's like

00:36:48.420 it'll be the best decision of your life just get in yeah okay yeah and so i just joined the call

00:36:52.620 and i just see like logan and i don't even know these other people i don't put them on blast

00:36:57.060 every heavy hitter you can imagine who's worth a billion dollars was on this one call

00:37:01.840 and gary v is in the little corner the little square he's he's going crypto punks it's gonna

00:37:08.080 be huge it's gonna be the next facebook we're all of us we're like okay gary i'm texting logan

00:37:14.280 for all of us we're like yo gary's nuts yo gary was right again yeah we gotta keep the story going

00:37:22.260 so there's like all these like um very successful people in this call and gary's just like everyone

00:37:27.220 shut the fuck up here's what you're gonna do and you're gonna do it right now you're all gonna buy

00:37:30.880 a bunch of crypto punks and we're all just like he's like who here owns one and like one guy

00:37:35.360 raised his hand and it's because gary bullied him into buying it the day before and we're all just

00:37:39.400 like are you sure gary and we're asking questions and he's like just buy it i don't i was just so

00:37:44.240 pulled by his like conviction yeah that i bought a bunch wait wait wait yeah i bought quite a few

00:37:49.640 how many uh i i don't want to say but i have no please i bought multiple ones yeah well bro

00:37:55.540 are you double digits punks uh double just shy okay okay cool yeah yeah so he's imagine he just

00:38:02.520 said 60 three zombies i bought like eight of them and um they did pretty good and any uh any zingers

00:38:09.420 any like real special ones i had some that like whatever 2030x what's a what's a uh we bought a

00:38:15.540 lot with like the cigarettes because i thought it was an interesting attribute and those those

00:38:19.500 did pretty well what's another characteristic like what's your rarest characteristic punk uh

00:38:23.100 well i've already sold quite a few of them so i don't know what he's on to the next thing i bought

00:38:28.920 a bunch of so that i'm rolled the money into v friends because i gary same thing called me he's

00:38:34.220 like v friends i was like i don't fucking know but last time i made money sure sure and i so i

00:38:39.960 basically sold them all and moved the money into v can i ask you guys a question when when gary

00:38:44.220 does that call with all these billionaires and uh eight months or a year later everybody's like

00:38:49.360 gary was right again is it possible that he's right because of the call do you know what i'm

00:38:55.360 saying like dude he has all these billionaire market makers in the thing he makes the call

00:39:00.320 makes the market by the way you look around at all the punk owners a year later you're like damn

00:39:04.700 it's all the same motherfuckers that were on the call no because bro there's 10 000 punks and

00:39:08.740 there's only like 30 of us in the call we can only own and do so much there's still an entire

00:39:12.220 market that's gonna happen regardless i can tell you i don't think why because that was all back

00:39:16.580 like early february like things didn't pop off till later and every like nft project was popping

00:39:22.040 i mean i mean make no mistake like having such influential people involved in projects it's not

00:39:27.320 it can't hurt the ability for the project to work you know 95 of those people didn't even mention

00:39:33.060 it you know i mean i've never talked about publicly right you you into like nfts in general

00:39:37.300 or any other projects that you're excited about um i mean i'm mostly a bitcoin holder but you know

00:39:42.220 just it's fun i i literally just like once a month i'm like gary what nft should i buy and

00:39:46.960 then i just buy what it tells me so so gary called me and and i'm a collector at heart which is like

00:39:52.740 why i like the space i like just like the pokemon guy's a collector exactly exactly dude and uh so

00:39:59.220 gary called me and we have these talks like we talk probably every other day at least yeah and

00:40:05.600 he called me like a month ago he's like logan i promise you like i know you you're a smart kid

00:40:09.640 if you play this right like i know you can like you do at pokemon the nft industry you can make

00:40:16.140 a quarter of a billion dollars and i go how do you not like perk up how is this how's this but

00:40:22.040 but he's never wrong right so that's right that's where i started yeah and then bro the other day

00:40:27.620 i got the idea yeah and i want to run it by you not now off the podcast but i'm i'm pretty sure

00:40:35.960 i had the most revolutionary uh monumental piece of ip in my head and i've been id i can't sleep

00:40:43.120 for the past like two days for making your own version of punk no no no no just a really

00:40:48.580 really special nft project interesting with with all right so that's it for this episode

00:40:54.520 no no i just i just i just think you know i just think there's so much room for innovation and

00:41:00.560 growth and bro obviously i value your mind and like one thing we kind of do but i don't think

00:41:05.780 do well enough and you've always been on this kick yeah is is uh um i love how he gases you

00:41:12.400 it makes you feel so good no but he's serious though is is collaborative amplification like

00:41:18.560 you're so good at that right just bro on your walks you you do your hour walk at night you go

00:41:23.660 i'll just scroll scroll through my contacts and call someone see how they're doing pick their

00:41:27.240 brain a little bit like exactly so much to be learned yep and you're so good at that and the

00:41:32.040 thing is like that's what's sad is because so many like small youtubers they see it as like

00:41:36.420 oh i don't look i fucking i see this all the time like a guy with a million subscribers will

00:41:40.660 will learn something new and they'll be like oh i don't want to teach my friends like they'll

00:41:44.100 compete with me it's like you dumbass motherfucker you've pulled less views in the last three years

00:41:48.940 than like i know people have on a single video like you teaching him isn't going to do anything

00:41:53.460 yeah yeah and so like they're so like caught up in like not sharing things and being secretive

00:41:58.360 that like you know it's like you can i don't know why this thing keeps rotating but i'm a

00:42:02.960 hand talker yeah yeah i feel you okay is that fun so like imagine a world where it's here

00:42:08.160 did you but it's also yeah wait did you say also you want to just hold it

00:42:15.180 nah well i wanted to use them he wants to demonstrate he wants to demonstrate he's

00:42:19.640 italian yeah can you talk it into that plan okay there we go is it good now yeah okay so like

00:42:24.820 imagine what where you have like three friends and like when friend number one learns something

00:42:28.480 he teaches the other two and friend number three fucks up on a video and he teaches you guys and

00:42:32.180 you're all coming up together whereas if you're separate you have to fuck up every single time

00:42:36.520 you know so like if you each make a hundred fuck-ups you could be like 300 fuck-ups deep

00:42:40.860 and learning yeah but if you're separate you're only 100 deep how often are you asking for help

00:42:45.440 because i realize every day when you when you open the door to me for like uh like hey let's

00:42:50.260 just like bounce things off i i definitely like took advantage of that which i want like i don't

00:42:55.340 i don't i don't i don't ask for help you got to give more or give at least what you take and if

00:42:59.920 you do that people always teach you stuff say that one more time you got to give at least what

00:43:03.940 you take from someone which and the youtube space is pretty easy for me because i just teach people

00:43:08.000 anything and then i just hope to learn one thing from them so so are you you're just constantly

00:43:13.060 asking questions all the time that's the only way you can ever stay on top is if you're constantly

00:43:17.020 learning if you're always learning reinvesting every dollar and basically working 10 12 hours

00:43:21.040 a day like i just don't see a world where someone can compete with you a lot of people don't have

00:43:25.940 that desire that to to learn and then apply the information that has been learned which is fine

00:43:30.640 I mean, like, some people do YouTube for fun.

00:43:32.400 Some people do it just to pay off their mortgage at the house.

00:43:34.660 Everyone has different goals.

00:43:35.820 But if you really want to be the best in the goddamn world, it's like Michael Jordan says.

00:43:39.460 You're not trying to get 1% better.

00:43:40.620 You're trying to get one 10,000% better.

00:43:42.560 And if you do that every day, like, it adds up.

00:43:44.440 We don't want to play the game.

00:43:45.500 We want to change the way the game is played.

00:43:46.660 We want to dominate, in a way, in a non-arrogant way.

00:43:50.240 Yeah, yeah, I feel you.

00:43:51.700 It's insane, bro.

00:43:52.600 Are you most bullish about the digital space or maybe your more traditional investment,

00:43:59.640 some of your some of your business savvy type uh tech startup um i i just youtube i think it's the

00:44:04.880 most surefire way i mean like the businesses are i love them and like i think beast burger will be

00:44:08.840 massive especially if we hit two three four thousand virtual restaurants and we open hundreds

00:44:12.740 of physical ones but even at the end of the day like attention is so just powerful you know what

00:44:18.140 i mean and like in a way obviously attention attention is powerful that's the thesis a hundred

00:44:22.660 percent so if you can like really like you know just get big and just maintain it for a decade

00:44:28.080 like it's it's terrifying because if you just get big and maintain it for well no he's right he's

00:44:33.060 right yo i'm not gonna lie i've i've kind of uh gotten privileged to be on this wave recently

00:44:39.100 like like i i love youtube right but like i kind of found something else that i love right now that

00:44:43.580 i'm pursuing but i really like people are paying attention to me and there's a lot you can do with

00:44:49.980 it exactly and if you and if you make good products or content whatever you're making

00:44:54.380 media commentary if you have decent opinions yeah people people listen people people will stay

00:45:02.300 uh interested in what you have to say agreed and that's the thing like it's not so cut and dry like

00:45:07.700 you don't just have to grind videos like arguably you have a better way of going about it from a

00:45:11.480 mental sanity standpoint because you don't have to like constantly be in the grind like like this

00:45:15.260 but but do i because i haven't stopped drinking for the past two months and it's your fault

00:45:21.060 I would argue, you know, that being able to drink every day for two months and also, you know, still be relevant and do kind of what you want is kind of like the goal.

00:45:28.380 Like, you know, you can basically do what you want.

00:45:30.960 And like, as long as you're, you know, still boxing.

00:45:32.900 You're describing a functioning alcoholic.

00:45:35.020 Basically.

00:45:36.520 What time is it?

00:45:40.320 You never even stopped from last night.

00:45:43.000 Yo, Mike goes legitimately for the first time in the car yesterday.

00:45:47.360 He goes, I think you should check into rehab.

00:45:51.060 that's what he said well no i wasn't being serious i just thought it was funny that

00:45:54.340 he sounded pretty serious gave me so much shit and like made fun of me so much because i can't

00:45:58.840 believe that i used to be a drug addict and now i'm watching my friend it all happened to him

00:46:03.160 right now but he's not he's just having way too much fun you need to pump well you pump the break

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00:47:17.000 promo code logan back to the program i want to ask you a question how invested uh time wise and

00:47:22.420 how much uh uh like attention do you give to the business side of things yeah or or because i know

00:47:29.440 because reed's here yeah legend monster and you got do you guys work like is he running like a lot

00:47:34.660 of the business side of things and you're it just depends what you got it like the burgers for

00:47:38.780 example yeah it's usually um he's doing a lot of the back end stuff i just want to make decisions

00:47:43.360 you know i mean i don't want to have to go in there and and study how people are working and

00:47:47.240 figuring out a way to make things more efficient and stuff like that so you got a great team yeah

00:47:51.000 exactly well of course i mean at this point we have like five different channels and multiple

00:47:54.820 different companies like i can't realistically spend hours every day on everything can i can i

00:47:59.220 outline the one piece of advice that you gave me that i have yet to actually apply to my life i'm

00:48:04.000 curious what was it okay but i don't know if it's like a secret ip let me look okay yeah you you

00:48:10.300 hired a shadow yeah way back when mm-hmm agreed basically can we talk about that yeah if you want

00:48:16.100 someone who can like if you're a youtuber and you need someone who can like actually like do a lot

00:48:19.940 of the high level things just pay someone to follow you around for two years and study everything you

00:48:23.060 do you know after that they'll be pretty good at like doing stuff for you what's better than one

00:48:27.520 mr beast an army two mr beasts exactly so you hired someone i found this fascinating

00:48:33.880 because because we were on a call one time i'm like bro my bandwidth is i'm out like i have nothing

00:48:38.860 left to give and you go you know what you have to do and i it was the this was the best decision

00:48:42.360 of my life you're like a year ago i hired someone to just literally just be my shadow follow me

00:48:47.480 around learn everything i do ask me questions get in my mind mind you this whoever this person was

00:48:51.020 is a smart person very like very capable smart like you're not not your average joe but still

00:48:56.440 he learned and adapted to the ways that is that technical uh nuanced digital uh thinking yeah

00:49:03.600 and he's able to make decisions for you and you know they're going to be right exactly he's he's

00:49:08.520 able to be you behind the camera input like you kids like every decision we make is like based

00:49:12.640 on the thumbnail and title and content and like even things like knowing in the factor that like

00:49:16.940 greater lighting at the beginning has higher retention if it feels a little bit darker it's

00:49:20.160 lower and like you know like re-engagements and stuff like there's like thousands of inputs and

00:49:25.160 like someone you who you just train up isn't going to get them all but if someone follows you around

00:49:29.320 they like learn these thousand little things over the course of a year so then like their like

00:49:33.880 percentage of right decisions are so much more in line with yours because they like pick up like if

00:49:38.800 i tried to teach someone something i wouldn't think of all these dumb little things but but

00:49:41.640 but they just come up occasionally and you just learn them all the time so smart is it was there

00:49:46.040 another like key decision in your ability to manage that that maybe you remember uh i mean

00:49:51.960 there's so many man i've been doing this for like four or five years and the biggest thing is like

00:49:56.040 when i started i was 19 so i didn't really know much but as i'm like growing and i'm hanging

00:50:00.520 around more entrepreneurial people i'm learning a lot and i'm learning it's not how old are you

00:50:03.640 not 23 23 yeah i think and last time we did this i think i was 20 i wasn't even old enough no yeah

00:50:11.020 no it couldn't have been that long probably probably 21 22 no it was it was over two years

00:50:15.840 ago what was what was this video over a million dollars 12 days of filming 700 sd cars went into

00:50:20.820 our upcoming video i can't wait to upload it okay so that video uh i basically put 100 people in a

00:50:26.980 circle and the last one to leave got half a million dollars it's just a big circle and the

00:50:32.120 circle shrunk every day how do you make sure these people stay healthy and not like this seems like

00:50:38.160 a liability dude this seems yeah of course if we were just dumb about it so we have medics on

00:50:42.500 standby we we have therapists whatever they need and people routinely checking in on them and stuff

00:50:48.820 imagine you get PTSD

00:50:50.920 from staying in Mr. B's circle too long

00:50:52.780 I was there for 74

00:50:54.540 but the thing is everyone

00:50:56.420 walks away with money and on top of that they can literally

00:50:58.840 leave whenever and so it's like

00:51:00.500 there's nothing that will force them to go

00:51:02.820 past their breaking point you know what I mean

00:51:04.740 are you sure because

00:51:05.960 when you did the one where

00:51:08.780 the kids were touching the

00:51:10.260 brick of a million

00:51:13.020 dollars

00:51:13.660 I didn't know that

00:51:16.780 humans could reach a level

00:51:18.160 mentally it was only 39 hours of standing dude 39 hours is that crazy they do that

00:51:26.720 they do that in seer training for the seals these kids were getting delusional they were

00:51:31.120 they're becoming blobs of themselves i bet you if you if you ask people watching this 99 of them

00:51:38.140 would love to put their hand on a million dollars for a chance of it everyone it's a it's a cool

00:51:41.980 challenge to push yourself see let me ask you something like i would do it in a heartbeat it's

00:51:46.180 fun do you think you'd win any would you win every do you know in the back of your mind you

00:51:51.880 do you know that i would win this i spent 50 hours buried alive i've done i counted to 100,000 for 40

00:51:57.780 hours i've done so many dumb things yeah i don't care and i'm so competitive i would die on that

00:52:02.800 million dollars before i lost i just don't care would you consider entering yourself in one of

00:52:07.480 these competitions yeah the only problem for one of your videos i just don't want to win a million

00:52:11.720 dollars because then it looks like i'm stealing the money don't don't take the million dollars

00:52:15.800 but i guess that ruins the shtick exactly you're gonna i'm telling you no one's beating me um and

00:52:20.640 the other problem which actually i i probably will do it soon i just gotta figure out how like

00:52:24.200 it's like these videos are good because i'm narrating them and i'm like you know if i'm

00:52:27.620 just stuck on it then like there goes like most of the video i want you to narrate planet earth

00:52:31.900 one day narrate it yeah yeah i think i think i think i think you could be a david attenborough

00:52:37.840 a replacement when the time is right.

00:52:40.120 Imagine this guy telling you about the penguins.

00:52:42.320 The penguins. We gave these

00:52:44.020 penguins $10 million.

00:52:46.640 They had to stand in this

00:52:48.180 ice block for the next

00:52:50.020 40 years. And what they don't know is there's

00:52:52.020 five polar bears rapidly approaching.

00:52:54.560 There's five seals

00:52:55.600 in the surrounding waters.

00:52:57.560 And then they all get out and I'm like, oh, these are just my

00:52:59.940 friends. Fucking stupid penguins.

00:53:01.740 You have animals? You're a

00:53:03.780 dog owner? I got one dog. I adopted her.

00:53:05.640 we adopted every dog in an animal shelter and then i ended up keeping oh that's right yeah

00:53:10.420 oh very kind of dog to keep uh i honestly don't know but she she was like very scared and terrified

00:53:16.420 and it's crazy seeing her a year later now where she just is the nicest dog and she loves playing

00:53:20.760 with people but when i first like got her she was just like hiding corners because she was

00:53:24.380 abandoned at a trailer park she had like severe fungus and everything she she had a lot of you

00:53:28.720 should you should have made one of those videos with it oh yeah i get copyright claimed i used

00:53:35.140 that song as a meme like five years ago and they claimed the whole video and it was like one second

00:53:39.400 it's the worst yeah i mean now youtube has it where you can cut it out but back in the day

00:53:44.180 nothing like i did a video i had everyone put speaking of these videos uh their hands on a

00:53:48.200 lamborghini yeah and um i think someone sung a song or something and it got claimed oh yeah we

00:53:53.340 had an issue like that once on the on the show but that video we sing a melody at the start and

00:53:57.600 that video got like 90 million views and i didn't make a dollar off of it i lost the lamborghini and

00:54:01.800 i didn't make any money it's frustrating i know that was are you happy with the current state of

00:54:06.780 youtube because the last time you came on this podcast i believe you you said something like

00:54:11.240 don't quote me i i loved you said something like and logan's like fuck youtube he's like do you

00:54:16.580 hate youtube i was like fuck youtube and i was like ah just kidding i love them and then the

00:54:20.120 title's like i hate youtube here so this time you don't have to just make things up i'll give you a

00:54:25.100 title the time mr b stumble style there you go by the way banger come on bro yeah i didn't do that

00:54:30.860 hey as soon as you started telling that story i went this is it and it took all the stress off

00:54:36.700 trying to come up with a title i'm like yes caleb we don't have to ideate for hours to go back and

00:54:41.540 all the time while i'm hung over in the morning like this caleb figure out a title i'm hung i'm

00:54:46.600 hung over i'm okay that did trigger me a little bit because i love youtube but i didn't want them

00:54:50.880 to see it not watch it and think i hate it bro it's all clickbait yeah i i know i remember i

00:54:55.040 called you like two days later i was like yo can we think of a different title and then i forgot to

00:54:59.440 follow up i i i do this with all my guests uh if they're like yo i don't i don't like that title

00:55:03.900 we did it with um well i guess i'm not privileged enough to get this experience we'll give you a

00:55:09.480 title change whenever you want whenever you want i think he just forgot it was funny oh was i

00:55:14.680 supposed to yeah i asked you i literally called oh really i've made a creator games battle royale

00:55:19.780 with like people shooting balloons i'm like running around filming and then i saw you upload it i was

00:55:23.900 like yo i don't want youtube to think i hate them and i didn't change yeah and you're like okay well

00:55:28.460 what else do i do i was like i don't know but i gotta go film and then we just never talked about

00:55:32.440 it again oh fuck i'm doing this thing where i yawned i'm not crying because of that i'm just

00:55:37.120 so annoying he's like you didn't change the title yo why do you do all this what's the what's the

00:55:44.020 reason is it is it sheer competitiveness you like youtube and everything yeah i mean what else is

00:55:49.260 there doing life well said i mean like that's what that's what gets me up in the morning and i love

00:55:54.260 it i mean i just like but but why though but why is it literally like why did i start doing it when

00:55:59.520 i was 13 from 13 to 16 i worked like a thousand days in a row didn't make a single dollar i just

00:56:03.560 i love it can you pinpoint why i mean i fuck um i mean if you push me you can probably pull things

00:56:10.900 out it's just it's literally just like it's not like i have to like motivate myself or something

00:56:15.120 it's just what i do i just wake up and it just consumes me and i just can't stop and i've never

00:56:20.180 been able to stop and if i stop i get depressed what's the most satisfying part of the process

00:56:24.440 for you is it a successful video is it the feedback from the audience is it being the best

00:56:28.460 it's really everything like it's like i i can't pin it to one thing it's like being able to provide

00:56:32.360 for my family being able to employ my friends being able to do crazy cool stuff having freedom

00:56:36.680 you know the fame the money everything like everything that like i like all points towards

00:56:42.280 just being a better goddamn youtuber and like it just makes everything that i want better

00:56:46.640 damn PewDiePie right now shaking in his boots he's kind of just like not trying super hard I

00:56:52.760 mean I still enjoy the videos but they're you know like he also he also doesn't give a fuck

00:56:57.240 exactly he's coasting he's he's coasting exactly and it's just still like I still say and I think

00:57:03.620 I said last time on the podcast I still like anyone else's position would be so arrogant

00:57:07.160 it'd go do their head like I still appreciate that he's humble and he's not just like

00:57:11.220 trashing on people like if someone criticizes him his initial response is that hey fuck you

00:57:15.800 I have 10 times

00:57:16.360 your subscribers

00:57:17.020 you know what I mean

00:57:17.600 and that like

00:57:18.840 I love about him

00:57:19.960 interesting

00:57:20.480 interesting

00:57:21.260 have you met him

00:57:21.960 in real life

00:57:22.420 no

00:57:22.840 I

00:57:23.700 well

00:57:24.820 I was gonna try

00:57:25.960 to do something

00:57:26.540 but then COVID

00:57:27.120 and we're in like

00:57:27.740 different countries

00:57:28.340 yeah

00:57:28.680 yeah yeah yeah

00:57:29.960 damn so

00:57:30.440 you're just in Vegas

00:57:31.440 you flew across the country

00:57:32.320 just to gamble

00:57:32.880 and watch Wrestlemania

00:57:33.860 well so I flew to LA

00:57:35.100 to do a bunch of meetings

00:57:36.080 and then on the way back

00:57:37.160 I stopped here

00:57:37.760 for a charity tournament

00:57:38.520 and then Reed's like

00:57:39.200 oh well WWE's

00:57:40.220 a few hours later

00:57:41.280 let's do that

00:57:41.780 fantastic

00:57:41.960 so what's next

00:57:42.960 like this next

00:57:43.680 upcoming week

00:57:44.420 in the life of Mr. Beast

00:57:45.360 oh boy

00:57:45.780 so let me think the next video is i'm getting dropped off on an island with nothing and trying

00:57:51.380 to survive 100 hours um wait wait wait let's talk about this he just shakes his head actually 100

00:57:57.920 hours yeah with nothing i mean i'll have the clothes i think so i'm gonna do what they do

00:58:02.400 naked and afraid i'll probably they bring a pan you choose five things or something well it's like

00:58:05.840 a pan for like boiling the water and i'm gonna bring sunscreen because i'm a bitch and uh it's

00:58:10.580 fine you should yeah like so that maybe like one other thing but yeah um do you know how hard this

00:58:16.940 is yeah i've been on islands a bunch have you have you had did you have a lighter to start a fire

00:58:22.760 uh jimmy jimmy you're going with no food no food or water we picked one that has berries and

00:58:28.320 coconuts so what's uh what oh that helps a lot the coconut wait am i missing something did you

00:58:34.960 try to do something yeah yeah so yeah i had a show called logan paul versus and uh one of the

00:58:39.520 episode i just i'd go against the craziest fucking where did that live uh on uh face

00:58:44.480 no comcast's watchable no one saw it i know can you re-upload those to youtube no and i'll tell

00:58:52.300 you why concept great right like me versus a fucking bear me try to like slackline across

00:58:59.100 a canyon me in the demolition derby um execution not so good so i won't re-upload but the concept

00:59:05.180 was good but anyways this one episode logan paul versus wilderness um i i did 48 hours on an island

00:59:10.860 okay half the time you're gonna do i remember sitting under this log at night yeah and i and

00:59:15.720 i remember being the most miserable i've ever been in my life jimmy when it's 3 a.m and you can't

00:59:21.980 sleep because all you hear are cicadas and animals that you didn't know existed and creatures that

00:59:26.280 are just like purring in the night and you forgot to put mud on yourself and there's mosquitoes

00:59:31.640 was eating you fucking alive and you cannot sleep you're gonna be like this alone on the island like

00:59:35.940 oh fuck maybe this was like maybe this is the one you don't survive i'm gonna maybe don't do this

00:59:42.100 one i'm like dang i should listen to logan that's what i'm gonna think about the whole time no 100

00:59:46.380 hours how are you gonna start a fire uh well i don't know i'm getting training if if i can't do

00:59:52.100 it with the the wood i'll probably bring a flint and steel okay my next piece of advice do not use

00:59:57.980 flint really take matches well but matches are your content flint stealer are better that that

01:00:04.080 it's gonna it's so hard bro look at this kid look at his face he is unshaken by any of the things

01:00:13.080 no no look you're gonna get it done i'm just i'm letting you know you might be like oh this is hard

01:00:17.820 i remember being three hours i'm not kidding bro i was striking flint for three hours i go this is

01:00:23.140 not like the movies dude it's me it's midnight on this island i'm like i'm crying i'm sweating

01:00:28.640 i'm hungry i'm like that's good content i gotta be fucking miserable that's a long time

01:00:35.100 i gotta be miserable i have noticed a correlation between me being miserable in videos and them

01:00:43.500 doing better no i'm serious like solitary confinement most of the video it just destroyed

01:00:49.060 the orbeez video it's probably gonna get like two three hundred million views but you do even in

01:00:52.440 that video dude i didn't really feel oh maybe a little bit i didn't feel like like too much true

01:00:58.500 terror and yeah because i try not to like freak people out but that was that was pretty brutal

01:01:02.960 because they they were just throwing alarm clocks in there in the middle of the night and it's just

01:01:06.240 like just fucking gross in that room he's really doing it there's gonna be a do you think there's

01:01:12.300 gonna be a moment where you like almost break maybe it's this video i mean i have quite a few

01:01:16.600 but you know you just do so good of a job at hiding it yeah you just you know take a half a

01:01:21.820 day off and then you're good he's a warrior a half a day he goes i take four hours just crank

01:01:28.460 out like a season of anime in a night and then you're good sometimes i will go lay down for 20

01:01:32.840 minutes and then i could i could go for the next year i mean it's just i just always try to think

01:01:38.680 like if i was 100 looking back like and i quit like i'd be i'd regret it you know what i mean

01:01:44.140 like you just have a forward thinking thing like i'm gonna live thousands upon thousands of days

01:01:48.200 like if i just gotta suck it up for the next 24 hours yeah do not ever fucking quit that's the

01:01:52.820 one that's the one thing you can never keep going always dude and i know like if i do slow down and

01:01:58.160 just like ramp down for a few months for like a break or something it would never get back up you

01:02:03.060 just got to keep riding 100 foot on the gas baby youtube don't like breaks youtube algorithm more

01:02:08.220 like my personal momentum no on youtube you could take breaks like sometimes we go a month without

01:02:11.980 uploading the game oh really and it's still fine yeah you got that real clout yeah uh well you just

01:02:16.120 like if you don't upload but you come back with a viral video you're good that's my theory that's

01:02:20.300 why i i don't i'm not too interested in producing right now because i'm i know i have like two

01:02:25.260 videos lined up i think before the end of the year zingers yeah you know as long as they're good

01:02:29.600 you're good no it's literally that simple like i could like not upload on the gaming channel for

01:02:34.540 a year and if we come back with a banger it'll get 10 million views my my my last question because

01:02:39.220 i know we have to break why do we have to break what do you he's got to go to do some shit but

01:02:43.080 But if you said you could take breaks on YouTube, a company just last week announced that they're going to start offering cryogenic freezing.

01:02:52.660 So you can actually start to cryogenically freeze people with the belief that a future society could bring them back.

01:02:59.700 Would you cryogenically freeze yourself in the next year?

01:03:01.940 No, but, dude, I get cancer three days to live.

01:03:05.300 Freeze me in a heartbeat.

01:03:06.920 Okay.

01:03:07.360 But that, no, I mean, like, we're too young.

01:03:09.040 Who the fuck cares?

01:03:09.500 the freezing thing is going to take a couple

01:03:12.460 decades to develop

01:03:13.460 I don't want to be the test of it

01:03:16.020 let's get someone else to

01:03:18.260 let someone get frozen

01:03:20.640 let's thaw them out in 10 years

01:03:22.260 let's see that oh they're just dead

01:03:24.180 and then improve and then I'll do it

01:03:26.100 imagine like 50 years

01:03:28.480 from now they thaw out the first human

01:03:30.320 they froze and he just crumples

01:03:32.440 to the ground like Mr. B's friend driving the car

01:03:34.320 and you're like well fuck

01:03:36.280 Tyler comes back in anyways

01:03:38.440 and then just have a

01:03:39.300 he's ashes

01:03:42.820 he's ashes

01:03:44.400 yo Tyler's gonna laugh so hard

01:03:47.280 that dude just assaults all the dead people

01:03:49.400 we take Tyler through a cemetery

01:03:51.980 he just starts

01:03:52.560 and he's like digging them up so he can beat up dead people

01:03:56.460 it's like Tyler chill

01:03:58.860 so many jokes that he made

01:04:02.120 oh my god

01:04:04.300 that's funny

01:04:04.860 maybe your boy with the heart condition will do it

01:04:08.200 Maybe

01:04:09.380 If you do that for a video

01:04:12.040 I cryogenically froze my friend

01:04:14.100 I spent 24 hours in ice

01:04:15.840 The issue with the freezing is it needs to be instantaneous

01:04:18.780 To stop all of your vitals

01:04:20.900 But not kill you

01:04:22.760 So maybe when your boy's heart stops

01:04:24.920 And he was going to come back to life anyways

01:04:26.420 That's the chance

01:04:27.360 And so then in the future they could just do a heart transplant

01:04:30.200 On his frozen body

01:04:31.180 500k full body

01:04:33.460 You could do a pet I believe for like 2g's

01:04:36.960 A pet

01:04:37.420 And we don't know if it works.

01:04:38.640 And then $80,000 for just the head.

01:04:42.640 No, I'm not doing that.

01:04:43.740 I don't know how you even pull that, like, cut my head off and freeze it.

01:04:48.320 Like, how do you say that to a doctor?

01:04:50.100 80 G's.

01:04:50.620 I don't even want to think about that.

01:04:51.700 That'd be so wheezy.

01:04:52.660 I know.

01:04:53.200 Envision them cutting a dead person's head off and freezing it.

01:04:55.320 No, but you're, I guess you're about to die.

01:04:58.000 I don't fucking know, man.

01:04:59.300 It's all complicated.

01:04:59.880 They'll figure it out.

01:05:00.880 Look, we got to go do the obligations.

01:05:03.660 No, I'm having fun.

01:05:04.880 This is good.

01:05:05.640 I know, bro.

01:05:06.100 I'm glad we got you on

01:05:08.180 at least a little bit

01:05:09.000 yeah how long did we go for

01:05:10.200 probably 55-50

01:05:11.860 okay

01:05:12.240 fucked up thing about it is

01:05:13.580 this will probably get more views

01:05:14.600 on whatever you're about to do next

01:05:15.740 because Beast is on it

01:05:16.740 we should probably just keep rolling this

01:05:18.000 to say fuck the other thing

01:05:19.620 you know Mike

01:05:20.060 sometimes

01:05:21.220 believe it or not

01:05:22.500 it's not about the views

01:05:24.100 tell him that

01:05:26.260 tell him that

01:05:27.400 not me

01:05:27.820 wait really

01:05:29.000 that's not the meaning of life

01:05:30.440 there are other things in life

01:05:32.200 besides views on YouTube

01:05:33.280 absolutely not

01:05:34.020 just kidding

01:05:34.480 Chase those views kids

01:05:37.000 Alright guys go unsubscribe to Mr. B's channel

01:05:39.440 Thank you for watching this episode of Impulsive

01:05:41.420 Do not even say that

01:05:43.400 It's such a bad call to action

01:05:46.920 Wait I'm trying to think is there anything

01:05:49.000 Yeah do you have any other like pressing zingers

01:05:51.100 That we should leave on

01:05:53.080 No I mean Mike's proving or showing

01:05:55.280 That he's not a clout chaser

01:05:56.900 And then the time almost died

01:05:58.500 I mean those are the two big things

01:05:59.760 Eat your beast burgers kids

01:06:02.500 get your beast burgers they're delicious we rated them we rated them on the night shift

01:06:07.160 thanks for coming on bro jimmy it's always a pleasure uh yeah we're probably gonna probably

01:06:11.080 hang out tonight let's do let's do something no uh i'm putting them on blast here let's play

01:06:15.680 hang out come on okay okay cool uh yeah i don't i don't i want to hang out with you bro oh nice

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - September 07, 2021

E291 The Time Mr. Beast Almost Died

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