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00:02:12.680 No, I haven't had a girlfriend.

00:02:14.080 So every time you talk about girls...

00:02:15.940 She's funny, isn't it?

00:02:17.040 But it's Cap.

00:02:18.360 What do you mean by it's Cap?

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00:02:27.220 You confused me, Logan.

00:02:29.560 i feel less of a man 100 because of how many men and cameras and just production value they have

00:02:41.240 here at uh at true jordy enterprises yeah are we poor there's a chance i'm not poor

00:02:46.500 oh that's tommy in it what's up guys it's the richest man going is that is that a

00:02:53.720 right before we started can i say this yeah you just you just said to me let's not talk

00:02:58.640 about money too much and then the first thing all you have to know about me is i love i do it for

00:03:03.720 the money yeah well it's all i do i just love money right i believe you tommy no no i i i want

00:03:11.600 to let you know so uh quick context hey welcome back to impulsive number one podcast in the world

00:03:15.000 thank you guys for listening watching viewing and subscribing what's up impulsive it we're so happy

00:03:18.860 to have you thank you dude logang lives on by the way i does it i get the i swear to god i get the

00:03:28.640 probably were no i still am i'm the only one you're leading the pack by yourself yeah yeah no i i am

00:03:36.560 the only low gangster going yeah we had a good run but we're happy to have you on impulsive dude this

00:03:41.820 is next up thank you um and yeah we've been on it we've been on a bit of a bender tommy i'll just

00:03:46.860 i'll be honest with you bro you're getting the worst of us what's a bender okay so this is gonna

00:03:52.480 be good because i'll be your i'll be your older bro logan right i aspire to be like you i hope

00:03:58.080 always i hope you don't no i do i hope not right now man not right i want to do everything you've

00:04:02.560 ever done i i know you ever had a manic episode what's a manic episode yeah just don't like a

00:04:09.120 podcast it's it's like a mental where we get all crazy it's like i'm not telling crazy jokes which

00:04:14.860 was gonna happen yeah am i having a manic episode right now yes yes let's let's fucking go boys

00:04:22.220 nah i'm definitely having a manic episode uh i've been sent into a creative uh tornado in my brain

00:04:29.480 and it's been happening for like two weeks and i've been on a bender which is basically a um

00:04:34.160 a non-stop drinking smoking partying no sleep prolonged period of time it's a bender you ever

00:04:43.560 met a meth head before it's that's basically me now you've you've just met one oh yeah with that

00:04:51.180 sounds fun without the meth though it's well it meth is not though as long as you're happy logan

00:04:55.580 i'm not let's change that that's why i'm here okay how are you gonna make me happy let's talk

00:05:02.300 about pokemon cards what are the meaningful things this guy gets it it's it's crazy because

00:05:07.460 you're 17 years old dude yeah but you you function and you talk and even just like

00:05:12.100 how you like a 30 year old man yeah you really do like what's your do you have an older brother

00:05:16.300 Nope.

00:05:16.820 I'm an only child.

00:05:17.760 Do you have parents?

00:05:19.100 I do have parents.

00:05:20.160 I'm no orphan.

00:05:20.960 Same.

00:05:21.460 Same.

00:05:21.900 Yeah.

00:05:22.440 Okay.

00:05:23.080 And then so how, because you're so you at 17 years old.

00:05:28.340 No, bro, you laugh, but I look at you.

00:05:30.480 I'm like, yo, this kid's got like way too much confidence for 17.

00:05:33.020 First thing you did, bro, you came in here.

00:05:35.160 I watched you.

00:05:35.660 We've been here for five minutes.

00:05:36.540 You challenged me, both me and Jordy to a fight within five minutes of being here.

00:05:41.700 You looked Jordy in the eyes and you said, I think I could take you.

00:05:44.340 Well, I just know I could.

00:05:46.080 Logan, if you ever need a new boxing partner that isn't Floyd Mayweather,

00:05:50.640 I will crush you, and I will film it, and I will clickbait it.

00:05:56.540 I'm just saying.

00:05:57.540 I believe him.

00:05:58.040 I told you this before the pod.

00:05:59.480 It's not confidence.

00:06:00.260 It's just facts.

00:06:01.120 I'm going to tell you again, Tommy.

00:06:03.040 You are that guy, pal.

00:06:04.460 What is that guy?

00:06:05.240 Before the podcast, Logan kept telling me, you're that guy.

00:06:08.260 You go, poigas and poigas.

00:06:09.860 I'm like, what is that guy?

00:06:11.860 I'll tell you.

00:06:12.620 Tommy, take your phone out right now and tweet something.

00:06:15.260 Anything.

00:06:15.560 Dude, I don't have Twitter on my phone

00:06:17.700 Like an Instagram store, I got rid of it

00:06:19.720 Because it's like

00:06:20.340 You got rid of Twitter?

00:06:22.920 Off my phone, I've got it on my laptop

00:06:24.400 So you tweet from a laptop?

00:06:28.080 Yeah, I tweet whenever I'm home

00:06:29.320 That's kind of weird

00:06:30.260 I feel like that changed the dynamic

00:06:32.640 Nah, there's a chance you're not that guy anymore

00:06:35.240 All of a sudden I noticed your hair in that comment

00:06:37.460 It's poofy, it's voluminous

00:06:39.880 You have great hair

00:06:41.220 It is good

00:06:43.200 You know what's funny?

00:06:43.860 uh uh every every young influencer a circa 15 well no age like 15 to 21 they start with the

00:06:55.360 poofy hair you're in poof hair phase this is like parents evening pretty much dude so so he was born

00:07:00.740 in the jurassic period and i'm i could be your father really how old are you 28 that's way 11

00:07:07.860 years old nah brother brother let me just correct him that's way off that's not his age i told you i

00:07:13.360 I told you just a few moments ago that he's happy.

00:07:16.120 It's not his age.

00:07:16.860 He's not 28.

00:07:18.140 I'm 26, dude.

00:07:18.660 No, but he's not.

00:07:19.180 He's 26.

00:07:20.040 He's in the middle of a crisis.

00:07:21.760 You're nine years older than me.

00:07:22.760 Dude, you were born in 2004.

00:07:27.540 Well done, Logan.

00:07:28.500 Dude.

00:07:28.920 No, no, no.

00:07:30.680 That's actually disgusting.

00:07:32.120 That's disgusting.

00:07:33.260 Yo, honestly, the only way to describe it, that's offensive.

00:07:36.340 Honestly.

00:07:36.900 Yo, when you were born, I was banging crack rocks behind the Milford Public Library, bro.

00:07:41.780 i was already fucking knee deep and prostitutes and god knows what and you were in 2004 it's

00:07:48.140 actually fucked up tommy why would you need deep in prostitutes how let's talk about that no let's

00:07:54.320 not let's talk about that how did you end up being so young you end up being so young so young

00:08:01.520 you know that's a really interesting take i just i have no answer for you you were probably just

00:08:08.020 born in 2004 yeah i was i was just kind of born yeah so listen tommy i do i do want to we got to

00:08:12.840 we got to balance genuine and jokes and i really do i really do want to know like how how how are

00:08:17.720 you so where does this confidence come from and even just the way you speak you're articulate

00:08:21.780 you you know you're smart you're intelligent you're only 17 years old and and and we didn't

00:08:26.100 give context uh for people who don't know who you are uh i'm me you are you and also you're

00:08:32.120 crushing it dude thank you you're crushing it right now like um he he mentioned you take out

00:08:37.180 your phone you do a tweet bro every tweet you do regardless of whether it's like something

00:08:40.380 uh value-based or like an emoji gets half a million hundreds of thousands of likes and

00:08:45.920 favorites you you have 33 engagement on instagram which is fucking unheard of you have three million

00:08:53.240 followers your photos get a million likes bro that's i don't know if there is better engagement

00:08:57.980 on instagram right it's typically between five and ten percent you're popping where does it come

00:09:02.840 from tom you're doing great but why why why am i doing so great wow logan so second question here

00:09:11.420 but um why do you think so this is such a tommy i i i'm gonna be honest with you dude i don't

00:09:21.100 follow you on instagram or youtube follow me i will after this podcast i wanted to get to know

00:09:28.460 you first sure and i know you're hilarious that's what i know about you but i don't follow your

00:09:33.640 content i like you you know what i'm saying like bro we've been going back and forth in the texts

00:09:39.680 i've been giving you some big bro advice remember what i told you today tommy yeah i was out at the

00:09:44.500 park with my friends and you went go do some rebel shit go ring on doorbells and i went

00:09:48.640 logan that's irresponsible logan and you went nah nah do you know you gotta go do it and i went

00:09:53.560 it wasn't good advice it was it wasn't good you're too buttoned up tommy i'm not buttoned up you are

00:09:59.420 i'm buttoned down you're not i'm loose i hate jokes i like i like being real you're buttoned

00:10:06.620 up tommy i'm not buttoned up you need to get some you need some dirt on your hands dude right

00:10:10.740 i need to what was your phrase drowning in prostitutes yeah knee deep knee deep knee deep

00:10:15.380 knee deep can you do can you do a beard have you ever tried a beard yeah i have to shave in the

00:10:19.520 warning i don't want a beard you are lying give me a couple years i'll i'll do something terrible

00:10:23.860 then i'll grow a beard and then i want to go i get that guy i get him no no the beard the beard

00:10:29.400 is what gets you out of the terrible yes yeah you get the beard after or get a cat you can do that

00:10:36.200 that's how i get out i'm saving it i'm saving it for when i do something tommy i told you also

00:10:40.820 today which is what i thought you were going to say that the fastest dollar earned is the dollar

00:10:45.180 saved you know yeah and you just responded with something like poggers or something well why you

00:10:51.500 i was on the train trying to think of minecraft ideas and you're like dude i'm gonna change your

00:10:56.580 life i'm like logan i don't need life changing right now i need some water i was thirsty at the

00:11:01.420 time bro he he is so so before we came on the show today we were like we're gonna throw smoke

00:11:08.220 bombs to try to just like i stole your water unsettle me fuck you man smoke would you do that

00:11:13.340 I said we were going to throw smoke bombs and try to, like, run the dynamic.

00:11:19.080 You're running the dynamic.

00:11:20.360 Thank you.

00:11:20.680 You're controlling the shit.

00:11:21.540 This is your show.

00:11:22.600 This is, you know, this is my podcast.

00:11:25.100 And I, what questions do I have for you?

00:11:28.000 Why do you go out partying?

00:11:32.680 Why don't you sit at home and, you know, make videos?

00:11:36.360 Went from impulsive to intervention really quickly.

00:11:38.920 Well, I just, you know, I just want to know.

00:11:40.460 You know, you're very interesting fellas.

00:11:42.160 it isn't a lifestyle i'm very familiar with i you know i have quite a lack of perspective on things

00:11:46.120 so why when i get 20 should i go out and do hard crack like is it good is it worthwhile

00:11:51.660 will i regret it in my late 40s logan i want to know you yes you will you don't do crack why i

00:12:00.140 just don't but what if i really don't do crack i won't do i've never done it i never will i swear

00:12:04.080 to god i'll be honest with you i'll be honest with me that's all i've ever wanted i will i've

00:12:08.540 never done crack cocaine okay never will i just the method of ingestion any anything right to the

00:12:14.580 brain scares me i i feel like you have no idea what i'm talking about this is why i'm saying

00:12:18.200 you got to get dirty bro but not not drugs i'm saying like tommy go have some fun when's the

00:12:21.600 last time you had fun some real fun well you go to the park with your boys to a disc or something

00:12:26.080 you ever bought an nft why would i buy an nft a lot of people doing it really yeah it's fucking

00:12:34.320 weird man no investing you gotta be safe smp 500 man investing's pretty like you don't want to do

00:12:40.300 nfts and crypto oh yes you do are you in stocks not yet but i'm i don't know it doesn't interest

00:12:46.060 me very much i just want to go out and fucking you do what though and go out and what i know

00:12:50.540 go out and speak to girls logan and do alcohol is i'm gonna underage drink and then i'm gonna

00:12:56.220 film it you told me on tiktok you told me that you drink tequila well that's all i do i'm a raging

00:13:03.420 alcoholic logan you should know this about me why is everyone stop laughing you're funny dude

00:13:09.480 you should you should you should potentially uh consider a career in comedy well i'm i'd really

00:13:13.760 like logan you are known you're in a beau burdom song logan that's how i know you no it's not you're

00:13:20.980 in that funny feet logan you're part of the funny feeling i know how do you feel about how was that

00:13:26.620 i feel like i'm a very easy butt of a joke i feel like often my name i'm a butt for sure

00:13:32.980 my name is just like thrown out there i was like the butt of a like bro are you upset with beau

00:13:37.880 i'm upset with jimmy kimmel dude i bow bow i get it i'm upset with jimmy kimmel for real you know

00:13:42.660 who that is yeah yeah james and the talk show host yeah kimmel yeah james james k jk jk as we

00:13:48.180 yeah yeah good old jimmy uh you know him yeah yeah so i went on a show i was he was fortunate

00:13:53.840 enough he invited me on um you know his late night show i i opened up to him dude i i talked

00:13:58.820 about me missing my testicle like it was it was some serious conversation yeah and and i'm just

00:14:06.180 too young i didn't no it's fine cool you can watch it on youtube okay i will i will you have youtube

00:14:11.260 yeah yeah yeah i dabble on your phone or just desktop no i have it on my cool so cool no so

00:14:18.380 no bro he went he went on his show recently and he and he made a joke he said so he said he could

00:14:22.640 he said me and donald trump are the worst people on earth you fucking asshole jimmy kimmel honestly

00:14:28.160 Jimmy fuck you bro I'm not

00:14:29.700 fuck that how are you about to invite

00:14:32.220 me on a show and have like a cordial

00:14:33.820 friendly familial relationship

00:14:36.160 and then a year and a half later

00:14:38.300 when by the way I'm doing

00:14:40.320 well I'm

00:14:41.120 I'm doing well I'm not with

00:14:44.240 this guy Jimmy just for you can invite

00:14:46.180 me on

00:14:46.740 fuck you Jimmy Kimmel fuck you

00:14:50.200 like why now

00:14:51.680 it's like they look at

00:14:54.320 it as like a quick easy dub

00:14:56.080 go after one of the Paul Brothers

00:14:57.700 that is that is the lamest shit to me that is so fucking lame your writers were so so uh lacking

00:15:04.360 content and creativity they had to do some lame ass paul joke the tonight shows have never been

00:15:10.660 uh have never equaled comedic genius they're here for the easy wins the paul brothers the paul

00:15:18.880 brother logan and jake paul you jake paul fan are you jake paul i'm a logan paul fan you know i'm a

00:15:24.740 i tell you what last year i was into your vlogs when you were posting them a bit and i said on

00:15:29.500 stream and everyone was like stop and so i did stop for a little bit and then i got back into

00:15:33.300 them but secretly this time but i've not watched jake we were we were killing it last year with

00:15:38.060 the vlogs i gotta say like that was the only like you're very modest of you no i'm gonna be honest

00:15:42.300 with you bro you got honest with me you got to know when you make good shit let me write that

00:15:45.660 that was that was a good that's right you got to acknowledge when you have a win you got to know

00:15:50.100 when you write good shit thank you logan i'll get that tattoo you're welcome he's smoking you

00:15:55.820 honestly he's fucking me up seeing his performance here today i think he might be able to beat you

00:15:59.720 in a fight i think so i reckon i could i'd just make you cry you're the same height as me

00:16:04.320 yeah i know i could have you six foot three no you're not yeah i am nope you also told me

00:16:10.120 outside you round up no no you're not even six three no you want to get girls it's all you talk

00:16:16.220 about we've seen your youtube we've seen i'll fight you you know i will i know you won't you

00:16:20.340 know i will i know i'll cry and then you'll get hate oh my god let me ask you something let me

00:16:26.480 ask you something tommy tommy this is a genuine question bro sure how much of you like like taunts

00:16:34.260 um like people like jordy me mike you know you challenge every adult male in this room to a

00:16:39.780 fight how much how much of that is you knowing that you're 17 and i i won't you know lunge across

00:16:46.120 the table and slap the shit out of you because it's funny it's not you know no i wouldn't i

00:16:52.080 would never i'm saying but like definitely you have some room to play like bro no no adult is

00:16:56.020 gonna assault you oh yeah but as soon as you turn 18 you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna get a

00:17:00.320 i risk it a little bit i don't know if that's why i've got big russ i i think he's i think he's

00:17:04.420 it's not an age thing with him man it's not it's it's the hair it's he has no facial like dude if

00:17:10.160 If you put your hands on this game.

00:17:14.640 Don't put your hands on me, Mike.

00:17:16.120 He looks like a saint.

00:17:18.400 He looks like a saint, dude.

00:17:19.560 Would you ever consider hitting this man?

00:17:21.680 I would never, Tommy.

00:17:24.560 Logan, if you tried to attack me, I would film a TikTok of it.

00:17:27.420 Yeah.

00:17:27.920 And you would be gone like that.

00:17:30.220 Your only Logang member would be gone.

00:17:33.080 And you know, to that.

00:17:34.460 I don't want it.

00:17:35.060 I don't want that.

00:17:35.820 You don't.

00:17:36.440 I need you.

00:17:37.140 You need me, Logan.

00:17:38.420 I didn't even consider that.

00:17:40.160 that's why i'm here can we reset and just dive a little bit into tommy in it once again you

00:17:46.240 tried to provide some context but this dude is just throwing the bombs it's like tommy what do

00:17:50.540 you do i'll tell you logan what i don't do fuck with you mate like bro let's talk about what you

00:17:56.220 do sure what did you you got it you you play minecraft you got a great youtube channel thanks

00:18:01.420 man yeah what what do you do what is tommy and its brand so i've got i've got three main things

00:18:06.140 at the moment i got tommy in it which is my sort of gaming channel where i just do all my bits it's

00:18:10.000 mainly for like jokes and shit um it's like i do irl videos as well as minecraft that's my main one

00:18:14.940 i've got tom simons which has only been going on for a couple months i mean we're recording for

00:18:18.360 that tomorrow um that's my more vlog channel where i'm trying to like i'm trying to hit to

00:18:22.680 new audiences on that i want that to keep going bigger and bigger and then recently by accident

00:18:27.520 i've got tiktok which has like 10 million on and i've just been doing jokes on it and all of a

00:18:31.520 sudden it keeps blowing up and it's confusing but that's all what i do no no no this is this is it's

00:18:36.520 fascinating because like you do have a very like vine-esque like like like nice little zinger

00:18:41.380 comedy type style of course you start on vine right yeah yeah yeah yeah but it it works well

00:18:46.180 for tiktok so it actually doesn't surprise me that you're able to do a bunch of different

00:18:49.360 platforms really well like like like i'm not kidding when i look at you i kind of i kind of

00:18:53.980 feel like i kind of feel like you're a young pewdiepie almost but funnier i think i'm a younger

00:18:58.520 you logan i so again i i don't say that i am you have so much more potential i just want to be like

00:19:05.180 you logan you gotta stop i just want to be like you everyone agrees everyone does leave a like

00:19:11.220 how many views did you get in your first youtube vlog logan 12 000 yeah that's facts how many i

00:19:18.340 saw you post your first youtube vlog my first vlog vlog how many videos you get on it 30 mil

00:19:23.400 was my first one that was also my most viewed video it was pretty like you know it's coincidental

00:19:27.980 thanks guys for watching i love numbers your first video that's insane what okay first vlog

00:19:36.920 though like i'd already had like a million subs at that point what is it what is it about yeah

00:19:41.320 what is it what's what's your thing like what's your why what's my secret what's my secret give

00:19:45.520 us the sauce no fair enough no i don't really uh i i i feel like i tried to make my stuff pretty

00:19:53.940 real like that i mean that's sort of what we're like off camera and it's just us making jokes

00:19:57.600 like it's not like we are surrounded by prostitutes doing this it's like i just want it to be what we

00:20:03.040 want to do like i have one vlog we did recently which was i just went to bognor and brighton and

00:20:07.220 hung out with my mates and i just sort of clipped it together over the week and then that got like

00:20:10.920 eight million views and it was i just called it a week in my life and i think it's just i think

00:20:14.840 it's the like i'm not trying to bullshit anyone you know i think that's sort of my main thing

00:20:18.220 number one i believe youtube will once again reach a place of authenticity i think people are going

00:20:26.640 to be fiending for that because right right now content's in a weird it sucks it kind of sucks

00:20:31.020 do you want me i like the the problem with youtube at the moment like and it's not a problem right

00:20:36.020 but it's all it's especially with the rise of tiktok and sorry i'm not rambling am i just i

00:20:40.200 go for it tommy this is a podcast i always ask i literally talk as much as you want um no like i

00:20:46.420 feel like it's a video game right like no no matter what the subject whether you're talking

00:20:50.020 about some like human rights issue you'll have dubstep over it to increase retention it's about

00:20:54.540 the lighting in the first frame to make it like that and it's not it's about the metrics being

00:20:59.560 higher it's not about the the art and the content being better and i think especially with the rise

00:21:03.440 of tiktok being like dude let's make it as a fast pace and have subtitles everywhere as possible

00:21:08.120 like i don't know i'm i think with my stuff at the moment i'm trying to lean towards like the

00:21:12.200 sort of an element of that so it performs good and stuff but i don't want it to be this shit

00:21:16.840 where it's like here's the retention here's how fast pace it is here's like it's got to be good

00:21:20.360 and funny and i think my thing at the moment is i'm focusing much more like over the is it

00:21:25.280 retention is the thumbnail good is that like it's got to be funny first and like like a good thing

00:21:29.340 and then start thinking about the youtube stuff like that comes first good i think that's why

00:21:33.460 youtube at the moment like it's all just weirdly paced and it's like a meta and everyone like and

00:21:39.700 it's cool and it's fine but when that goes on for a year everyone stops trying to make sort of art

00:21:44.840 you know and i think it's about making that is why and it's why it's kind of lame at the moment

00:21:48.240 not all of it but just you know elements a a very high level take on on something and i actually

00:21:54.520 100% agree with you like you're you're definitely wise brand your years bro um thank you and and it

00:21:59.120 is a shame that the statistics now kind of rule literally like how successful you'll be on youtube

00:22:03.580 and so like you said people are just focusing on retention um but even even like we watched a

00:22:09.080 couple of videos on the way here and you do this you just you subtitle yeah all of your videos so

00:22:15.740 so i think the thing is you can sort of view youtube differently right and i think like mr

00:22:19.020 beast i know he views it as a ceo and he has hundreds of employees and he wants to you know

00:22:22.540 be a billionaire and that's cool like for me i sort of view youtube as a platform and a bit of

00:22:28.020 a video game like to me the stats is like it doesn't really make any sense because i'm a

00:22:31.680 fucking 17 year old i don't really get what any of this money or youtube or numbers mean because

00:22:36.720 it's just like why would i man um but to me it's sort of like a video game that element of it and

00:22:41.220 just like making and for the subtitles like i started doing that because i thought they were

00:22:45.400 colorful and made the videos look nicer and like a cooler and like for me i make only really comedy

00:22:50.320 videos and it makes jokes land more because when my mate remby says something quietly you can get

00:22:54.280 it in oh okay like i just think that makes it for sure funnier for sure and i'm sure it helps with

00:22:59.980 retention as well right yeah yeah and that's like i'm not denying that that's what i do i'm not you

00:23:03.620 know yeah that wasn't me in play i think it's just like remembering that when people are making

00:23:08.560 youtube videos at the moment it's more of a game than it is an art form yes which is fine yes

00:23:14.580 like yes well said but like one sentence that's bo burnham posted inside on youtube it would not

00:23:19.580 have blown up like it did on netflix because it's you know that's art and it's not retention based

00:23:24.040 he would have had to make the first minute way faster to include all the younger viewers and

00:23:27.440 it's like he would all that would have mattered is that the thumbnail was good it's like that's

00:23:31.480 not what art is you know yeah yeah agree it's crazy man it's crazy have you been making videos

00:23:36.440 your whole life like again you're so young and i'm assuming you didn't get good all the sudden

00:23:41.540 you probably been doing this for a while yeah yeah i've done it for about three years um i did

00:23:46.560 streaming for about a year which was just sort of learning about how to talk to audiences comedic

00:23:50.440 timing joking and then i started doing videos and i probably spent about six months just sort

00:23:55.640 of understanding premiere um i did like youtube a couple years before that but i like got rid of

00:23:59.580 it because my school phone my channel and stuff you you edit your videos uh a lot of them now

00:24:04.760 not all of them i i have editors now but i like i'm very hands-on yeah i like every video i sit

00:24:10.720 and review and like make out like eight points of like like a load of things i want it to be

00:24:14.560 different and a lot of the time they just send me the premiere profile and i just do it myself

00:24:17.740 no way i was gonna ask you about this because there's a there's an intricacy to your videos

00:24:21.820 that um you know most most creators like to view their final product before it goes out

00:24:26.880 and one of them there was it looked like it had been storyboarded almost i think we're talking

00:24:33.080 about girls you're always talking about girls lady killer i'm trying to do more than that though

00:24:37.700 at the moment i saw a comment that was like it's kind of it's kind of his main bit at the moment

00:24:41.480 so i'm trying to keep doing it's a good bit it's a good bit but you know you can do that bit as

00:24:45.800 well as loads of other shit you know so i'm trying to do yeah you you uh you went on a date

00:24:49.960 the other day or something yeah yeah yeah that was that was cool it was good yeah so you're

00:24:55.600 you're dating no the minecraft date yeah the minecraft date but i also heard you mentioned

00:25:01.700 you went on a real life date and like some some of your fans like came up and ruined the date

00:25:05.180 oh yeah well i mean i mainly wanted to phrase that so it sounded fucking exciting as shit i was

00:25:09.980 mainly just out with my mate and like oh so you weren't even on a date i mean i mean you know me

00:25:15.260 logan i'm i'm i'm always surrounded actually i actually don't know you know me logan i don't

00:25:20.140 you know me we just know you just know me i just i just get you we just click leave a like

00:25:26.640 me yes i'll leave a like on the video thank you yeah of course no but only three years tommy

00:25:34.400 that's insane that's like that the the learning curve is correct do you think there's a chance

00:25:41.160 that tommy's learning curve to become as big as he is is because he's fucking gen z and he gets

00:25:47.660 like tech and and these like social media platforms it took me it took me 10 years

00:25:53.080 before i like got good at youtube it takes it takes most people five to ten years before they

00:25:59.100 Become decent

00:26:00.720 At their craft

00:26:01.720 Right

00:26:01.920 Otherwise everyone would do it

00:26:03.280 Yeah

00:26:03.740 Well I mean

00:26:04.380 I grew up with it

00:26:05.320 And then like

00:26:05.780 In the quarantine

00:26:06.420 Like before

00:26:06.900 I had like 100,000 subscribers

00:26:08.360 But I didn't

00:26:08.840 I didn't really get YouTube

00:26:10.000 Before the quarantine

00:26:11.020 Yeah yeah

00:26:11.720 The start of quarantine

00:26:12.440 Of last year

00:26:13.000 Oh so you just blew up

00:26:14.760 Yeah I had 4 million

00:26:15.900 At the start of this year

00:26:16.760 What are you at now

00:26:18.980 10

00:26:19.580 Wait it's

00:26:21.440 It's

00:26:22.080 August

00:26:22.780 September

00:26:23.940 What is

00:26:25.080 What is

00:26:25.720 What is causing

00:26:27.860 Like this

00:26:28.320 explosive like who are these people who are your fans like what is their general persona

00:26:33.540 what is their age give me the demographic like tell me some data uh you stole them out like

00:26:40.820 like teenagers that watch i don't really know but do they i mainly get recognized by people like my

00:26:46.240 age when i'm out so but are they minecrafters are they like you dirty dogs do they want to beat up

00:26:52.860 like who are these people you know what i'm saying like what are their interests what are their

00:26:56.320 hobbies yeah i mean i think i i think for my stuff it's mainly like people who have the same

00:27:01.780 sense of humor as me which i usually find is sort of people my age bit bit lower bit above like i

00:27:06.600 don't think this especially with the more vlog stuff i think like any like my mom watches it

00:27:10.560 and tells me what she thinks of them you know you think it's uh primarily uk uh no it's like

00:27:15.980 60 american no way okay i think it's funny a lot of uh a lot of uk youtubers i feel like

00:27:26.200 have um uk based comedy yeah and do i have that no really no yeah i think you're i think your

00:27:34.580 stuff's definitely more broad which would explain i'm not very good at like analyzing my own jokes

00:27:39.660 like so i couldn't really tell you you always been funny

00:27:42.360 i've been into doing jokes i've always been talking like you're just talking yeah i just

00:27:50.340 like talking i i yeah but i'd say over the past couple years is when i've really tried to do like

00:27:54.540 i want to sort of i look up to bo burnham a lot and stuff like that because i kind of want to try

00:27:58.380 not even it's like my main thing but i want to try stand-up and other types of comedy because i

00:28:01.680 just think it's fucking you you you have you have to but i'm not gonna lie you really you really

00:28:05.760 should you're you're like you're like way too funny to not exercise that muscle it's it's it's

00:28:10.160 what i um like pretty much made george get into every day for like four months straight every

00:28:17.280 single fucking day i text him reminder to get into stand-up comedy and finally he did it and

00:28:21.920 He's amazing at it, you know?

00:28:23.720 Is it George?

00:28:24.440 Yeah, George.

00:28:25.640 He sat here last night.

00:28:27.780 And by the way.

00:28:29.200 Well, are we going to have that breakdown

00:28:30.880 like where we're talking about other shit?

00:28:32.400 Yeah, I guess.

00:28:33.020 Yeah.

00:28:33.440 So let's do it.

00:28:34.700 Long story short, he's usually on the show,

00:28:36.460 but this was a bit of a send for a podcast

00:28:39.820 to come all the way over here.

00:28:41.240 He didn't want to call it.

00:28:42.940 It seemed like a lot of distance.

00:28:44.540 Well, we didn't come here for the podcast.

00:28:45.780 I came here for other shit,

00:28:46.800 and then you happened to be also coming to,

00:28:49.640 or be willing to come to Europe,

00:28:50.880 And here we are, Tommy

00:28:52.440 What can I say?

00:28:54.300 Listen, are you dating or not, dude?

00:28:56.660 No

00:28:56.880 No, I haven't had a girlfriend

00:28:59.160 So every time you talk about girls

00:29:00.920 She's funny, isn't it?

00:29:02.540 But it's cap

00:29:03.100 What do you mean by it's cap?

00:29:07.340 That's cap

00:29:08.140 That's cap

00:29:09.220 You confuse me, Logan

00:29:14.140 I think I'm too smart for you

00:29:17.500 I think so

00:29:18.460 Yeah, I just think I am

00:29:19.760 I think that's possible

00:29:20.760 you're a smart kid yeah the best but you're but you don't bro you're 17 years old you make you

00:29:27.300 make you make millions of dollars you don't billions you don't billions of dollars you

00:29:30.640 don't go to school you make nfts you don't go to school i go to school actually yeah tomorrow

00:29:35.600 for our shoot i've had to like sign in at college and be like really sorry can't can't go in that

00:29:40.100 college university no college here is like the like high school 16 to 18 yeah i'm in three days

00:29:46.160 a week homeschooled or public school public school i'm in three days a week i was up at seven for

00:29:49.900 the best dude wait you still you go to public school still go now yeah what happens what's

00:29:53.700 that like what isn't like with youtube or just like yeah just like does everybody like how do

00:29:58.860 you get treated i i don't know everyone's pretty if people i just go i just i'm just a guy that

00:30:03.440 makes videos you know who cares yo nah nah bro you're famous as fuck you're like you one of

00:30:08.980 uk's yeah you are you get recognized down the street that doesn't mean i'm just like all of

00:30:13.840 the when i'm in the pub all the 40 year olds i don't them give a shit about me i'm just i'm just

00:30:17.040 I just make videos

00:30:18.020 Not quite

00:30:20.340 I'm a 40 year old

00:30:21.180 I give a shit about you

00:30:22.200 Oh Mike

00:30:23.000 Thank you Mike

00:30:23.900 You know

00:30:24.780 You never

00:30:25.780 You never stop to flatter me

00:30:27.080 No it is

00:30:28.900 It is tough bro

00:30:29.860 I'm noticing myself

00:30:31.240 Not saying certain things

00:30:32.300 Because you're underage

00:30:33.120 Yeah the side men

00:30:34.020 Won't have me in any of their videos

00:30:35.260 Because I'm fucking

00:30:36.000 Really

00:30:36.460 Yeah well it makes sense though

00:30:37.940 Because you watch it

00:30:38.600 And it's all like

00:30:39.200 Dick size jokes

00:30:40.020 I'm like you wouldn't want to make that

00:30:40.860 With a 17 year old

00:30:41.640 When are you going to be 18

00:30:42.940 So you can start making

00:30:44.000 Dick size jokes

00:30:44.780 It's all I want to do

00:30:45.540 Is make dick size jokes

00:30:46.460 i can tell i can feel that energy coming from you what when you're an aries when's your birthday

00:30:51.220 dude star signs are bullshit yeah listen i agree bro but like if you if you want to get girls you

00:30:56.180 got to know about these a little bit you have to know what sign you are because how do i get girls

00:31:00.120 you'll never meet a girl not one ever who doesn't know her astrology to the fucking t you're gonna

00:31:07.000 hear i'm a aries but i'm a rising capricorn and my lead sounds a little my sagittarius is oh yeah

00:31:13.780 Oh yeah

00:31:14.340 I'm into that

00:31:16.360 I'm stereotyping

00:31:17.700 I love it when my girls know they horoscope

00:31:20.280 You don't have girls

00:31:21.200 It's cap

00:31:22.040 No I do

00:31:22.740 I never cap

00:31:24.880 Good

00:31:26.720 Why do I feel like you would make a good magician

00:31:29.900 Could you see him doing magic tricks

00:31:33.180 Are you high

00:31:35.160 I'm permanently high

00:31:37.260 I'm never coming down

00:31:39.280 What's the craziest thing you've done

00:31:41.220 As a 17 year old

00:31:42.160 uh we did the skydiving that was pretty exciting i'm talking about some some real shit tommy like

00:31:49.220 like really get really get into it getting recognized like we got mobbed at a train

00:31:53.720 station that was fucking like crazy it's like a once in a lifetime experience never drove a car

00:31:58.020 reverse at 50 miles an hour down a residential street nope okay drove a car though stalled it

00:32:03.740 once that was bad cool did you hotwire it nope just you know stalled it and then then my driving

00:32:09.620 instructor went don't do that how do you feel how do you feel about your ability to like construct

00:32:13.780 things like build like say you got a piece of furniture from ikea could you assemble it

00:32:18.480 with my dad's help it's not you know i've got people like you logan to do that for me because

00:32:26.860 i am a billionaire that's true you don't need to deal with like i don't i i hate things that

00:32:32.840 a puny time is money logan and money is time or you i just love money and i hate jokes yeah

00:32:40.140 so how much money have you made total

00:32:42.280 billions billions right billions i just love nft no you don't yeah i do what percentage of

00:32:50.800 face and i sell it makes no sense but i make billions i wish i could just not take anything

00:32:58.320 seriously

00:32:58.920 it's so fun

00:33:01.020 what percentage of you

00:33:02.300 is serious about anything

00:33:05.920 that you say

00:33:06.820 is there any

00:33:09.140 bro like I'm honestly so jealous

00:33:12.000 of that like can I ask you a question

00:33:13.800 sure has anything

00:33:14.960 has anything like bad ever happened

00:33:18.080 to you

00:33:18.880 like this Tommy

00:33:21.260 cause if not

00:33:22.320 it's about to

00:33:24.100 you ever been through hardship

00:33:27.140 to trauma traumas yeah i you know i never thought i'd i'd be sat on a table with a

00:33:34.460 you go have you ever been through trauma this is such a weird very surreal i just i just your

00:33:41.060 your attitude and your demeanor towards life is just so uh like like optimistic incredible

00:33:46.140 all of those things and and and just said it yourself and so relaxed and just like jovial

00:33:51.560 is that the word is that the right it's a word no but i mean is that the best term to describe

00:33:56.180 his demeanor jovial i am jovial i can't tell if it's real or not it's all real jokes they're

00:34:03.840 cringe take the mask off yeah take your mask off what's really we want we want we want tommy uh

00:34:09.360 yeah yeah sure okay i like to uh on podcast i'm i like switching very fast between genuine and

00:34:14.820 doing jokes that's sort of my my shit but i can get you know so what's what's your real last name

00:34:19.380 dude simons we want tommy simons here tommy simons with us today yeah um yeah i found the

00:34:25.920 started this year pretty hard with anxiety and stuff about going out in public the whole getting

00:34:29.760 recognized shit uh that was really overwhelming i think a lot of it the sort of feeling of

00:34:34.740 alienation with youtube and people not seeing you for just like a guy that makes videos and

00:34:40.080 it's totally easy to solve and i feel like you know like i'm a lot happier with it and better

00:34:44.500 with it now but that i mean that was a struggle at the start of this year it's an interesting um

00:34:48.420 what's your experience with that with anxiety and youtube uh no no anxiety i for me um if you mind

00:34:55.040 me asking sorry no i know i know i don't confrontational no no i don't mind yeah no

00:34:58.640 no anxiety for me i mean you know there's there's there's hardships that come with youtube um but

00:35:02.720 being recognized tommy is is you know it's what you sign up for like whether or not you like it

00:35:08.560 it's like it's part of the game but i think it wasn't what i signed up for was what the point

00:35:11.900 i didn't realize and i'm like no that's silly but i didn't i didn't know i was gonna have 10

00:35:17.800 million i thought i was gonna have 30 000 and get high pixel youtube rank and go fuck yeah

00:35:21.940 So let me ask you something

00:35:24.380 You have 30,000 subscribers

00:35:26.600 You're 35 years old

00:35:28.720 You just continue to make

00:35:31.480 YouTube videos with 30,000 subscribers forever?

00:35:34.200 That can't work

00:35:34.660 I didn't know I was ever going to have 10 million

00:35:38.260 It's such a weird

00:35:39.800 I didn't know I'd be sat here with Logan Paul going

00:35:42.120 What's your trauma Tommy?

00:35:44.060 I wouldn't have predicted this a couple years ago

00:35:46.220 Welcome to an open conversation with adults Tommy

00:35:48.440 As an adult myself

00:35:49.860 I love to join in with this

00:35:51.460 I'm here bro you can be vulnerable with us

00:35:53.800 It's a safe space Tommy

00:35:55.000 Minus the you know

00:35:56.900 Minus the cameras

00:35:58.780 People like when one

00:36:01.440 Anyone opens up on our podcast

00:36:03.340 I'm happy to open up

00:36:04.580 No but I feel you

00:36:06.860 So anxiety or any other

00:36:09.000 YouTube related

00:36:10.780 Kind of breakdowns

00:36:13.420 Or feelings

00:36:13.960 I wouldn't say I've ever had like a breakdown

00:36:16.720 I think the overwhelm

00:36:18.680 Because again I didn't predict this

00:36:19.840 and it all went from 100k to millions really fast instantly yeah i'd say the big thing i always

00:36:25.580 end up talking about is getting recognized because it's such this weird phenomenon that

00:36:28.920 you're not meant to experience uh like like i'm one in very few people that have you know been

00:36:34.180 mobbed at a train station and that's weird um i think alienation was a pretty big thing i got i

00:36:40.240 got pretty upset at the start of this year just about the idea of you know like i just want to be

00:36:45.660 i want to go out to the park and just hang out with my mates and not worry about you know being

00:36:49.340 at college and someone coming up to me because of that and i think that like for me my outlook was

00:36:53.440 because i was thinking about dropping out of college like i was really anxious about it i

00:36:57.140 didn't like the idea of going out in public i didn't like that it was this choice between

00:37:00.780 privacy and identity you know if i want to wear my red and white top which is my favorite top or

00:37:04.440 like this because i posted on instagram oh i got toothpaste on that because i posted on instagram

00:37:09.000 everyone's gonna like people come up to me that was like i went out with like with glasses in

00:37:13.200 a disguise because like i want to see and i still was getting recognized yeah but i think i was in

00:37:17.260 a call with my mate will uh will burn if you know you gotta meet him tomorrow and i was saying to

00:37:21.600 him like dude i'm thinking about it he was like fuck off you're just a guy that makes videos you

00:37:26.280 don't have any a levels and although you get recognized it's cool like when you're in the

00:37:30.820 pub no one knows who you are and even like it's cool like don't drop out of college when are when

00:37:34.960 are you in the pub oh all the time fire you're not just a guy that makes videos though you know i am

00:37:41.940 it's not you're not dude you're like a very like special kid with a thing that you're very good at

00:37:47.860 and a lot of people like it yeah but that doesn't mean it does unfortunately again it's what it's

00:37:53.300 what you signed up for and i know getting recognized is weird bro but let me tell you

00:37:57.580 something it is much weirder for the people recognizing you which is why it's it's weird

00:38:02.180 for both dude when you see someone who like these people watch you religiously they think they know

00:38:07.280 you right i mean they do it's and by the way with you they probably do because with you what you see

00:38:12.580 is what you get pretty much sure you know but it's like now you gotta look at it down like being able

00:38:17.980 to go out and share the like because a lot of the time now when i get recognized it's sort of people

00:38:22.300 who just know my face which is fine but we're like now and then when you share a really impactful

00:38:26.140 moment with someone and they're like holy shit like thank you that's incredible being able to

00:38:30.100 experience that is is is brilliant and i wouldn't you know that's worth feeling a bit shitty when

00:38:34.200 you're trying to go out and speak to people and you're getting recognized for sure but no i dude

00:38:38.220 i'm just a guy that makes videos i'm not really different to anyone watching this other than i

00:38:42.320 spend more time looking at my youtube studio and thinking about thumbnails because it's just my job

00:38:46.480 you know like say like when my mates who i'm hanging out with have to leave early to go to

00:38:49.820 the chip shop that's just their job it's not like who gives a shit i i hear you and i love your

00:38:54.900 humility it's it's it's awesome and you should always stay like that but like bro steven spielberg

00:38:59.620 is just a guy who makes movies right but i like musk is just a guy who launches rockets into space

00:39:04.100 i like that attitude though no it's fantastic i think you can go through i think if you can go

00:39:08.440 through the majority of the journey without taking it too seriously and keeping it as i'm just a guy

00:39:13.600 who makes videos and like it's i think that i think that humble approach is is has longevity to

00:39:20.160 it i think the way it's good the way i've thought about it is like i used to in like year nine sit

00:39:25.180 and watch all the sidemen's diss tracks with my friends and you always view it's like holy shit

00:39:28.440 that's ks i and fix star mini but like so much so many leagues above me and then you go and like

00:39:32.280 and now i have like the same amount of subscribers ksi had when he was doing his

00:39:35.880 diss tracks and you're like oh no i mean they were just guys making videos yeah it's fun they're

00:39:40.620 still you know they're still going home and unpacking the dishwasher and being guys and you

00:39:44.200 know like who gives it you're just a dude that makes it and like i don't know that's it to me

00:39:48.480 that's why i don't that's why i'm pretty like turned off about money stuff as well like it's

00:39:52.140 just not really something i impacts me or thinks about i just sort of hang out with my mates and

00:39:56.200 I just make videos, you know tell jokes to a camera. It's fantastic

00:40:03.160 I want to see how that chip so it'll be interesting to see how that chips away

00:40:07.200 You know what I know is like 21 and it's like oh the Rolls-Royce now like like let's see what happens

00:40:12.320 Man, fuck that. I don't want any of that rich shit like it's it's arsehole-y and I and like I have

00:40:17.200 I wouldn't I don't know what that means. Do you have like a do you have like a dream car?

00:40:21.240 do you have like a dream any never have dreams not that are like like that I want to make videos

00:40:28.040 and do cooler things and you know like I've got loads of dreams when it comes to YouTube and like

00:40:31.860 making more I guess art and stuff like that but fucking who cares about a golden like you know I

00:40:37.240 don't give a shit about that he's honest I want to learn about psychology and stuff I want to learn

00:40:41.360 about I want to learn about psychology and comedy and writing I really want to learn about writing

00:40:45.960 techniques like those are my dreams and like study that my dream isn't let's get a Lamborghini

00:40:50.240 and be around prostitutes.

00:40:51.920 For sure.

00:40:52.240 Who cares?

00:40:52.720 The prostitutes again.

00:40:54.180 I don't think anyone who's ultra successful

00:40:58.840 led with their goal to be getting a Lamborghini.

00:41:02.180 But eventually, you look around,

00:41:04.660 you look at your bank account,

00:41:05.560 you're like, I have some extra money.

00:41:06.580 There's a nice thing.

00:41:07.300 I kind of want it.

00:41:09.220 Splurge, you know?

00:41:10.180 You're right.

00:41:10.580 I've gotten the bigger fish and chips

00:41:12.180 where I didn't need to get it.

00:41:13.160 I feel you.

00:41:13.820 But that's...

00:41:14.400 Was it filling?

00:41:15.780 It was too much.

00:41:16.600 I didn't do it again

00:41:17.940 because I knew it was too much.

00:41:18.900 It's not...

00:41:19.620 I don't, I don't know, money doesn't lose its value just when it suddenly gets all strange.

00:41:23.760 You just have to go, oh, cool, now I can, like, I'm just very, very lucky and grateful

00:41:28.640 that it's not something I have to spend hours worrying about, you know, and it's like, but

00:41:32.440 it doesn't change anything.

00:41:33.520 It's just, like, you know, you can get all this wanky-ass shit, but it's still, and there's

00:41:37.780 nothing wrong with that as well.

00:41:38.680 If you want a golden Lamborghini and that's something that boosts your self-esteem and

00:41:41.360 makes you happier, that's fine.

00:41:42.840 It just doesn't for me.

00:41:44.160 Like, I would totally get some crazy lighting system that would improve my content, but

00:41:48.140 but like that's just not i'm asked about it personally i i i uh that's that's super cool

00:41:55.380 i often uh have this feeling when i watch aiden's uh live streams like aiden aiden is making a lot

00:42:01.860 of money sorry aiden ross uh oh yeah sure yeah he brother kid makes bank and yeah he's still

00:42:07.440 laptop webcam on the laptop because it's about in his room curtains like it looks like he hung

00:42:14.920 a towel up over the window you know he keeps he keeps it humble which i think your audience

00:42:19.620 definitely appreciates yeah like i got an office recently i was a bit like i'm not i haven't been

00:42:24.280 streaming until i decorate it because i'm like i don't really like that i'm in it i preferred being

00:42:28.260 in my room but like i felt like i had to get out of there because it was the work-life separation

00:42:31.780 yeah it's quite important to me i think i think and i think until about like 22 23 all the money

00:42:38.080 you make should probably go right back into your content you know um because sort of i'm again like

00:42:43.420 i've watched all the sidemen and mr beast videos like giving a homeless man 10 million dollars

00:42:47.600 then it pans to him going subscribe to mr beast it's like i don't give a shit about it i want to

00:42:51.200 sit and play minecraft with my mates at 3 a.m and record that and tell jokes like like the thing

00:42:55.980 we're doing tomorrow is we wait when does this podcast come out next week okay cool like yeah

00:43:00.180 like the thing we're doing is just going around london and telling me you and wilbur making dumb

00:43:04.700 jokes yeah we don't it doesn't have to be this fucking we're on a billionaires with i keep saying

00:43:09.980 sorry about it but yeah it's like well because well because okay we we we came to this conclusion

00:43:14.020 as well like um because you're funny you know you're entertaining like anyone's in a room with

00:43:18.760 you you know they're listening to your jokes uh you know not everyone's like that they gotta they

00:43:22.220 gotta have a twang to their video or theme um and because oh anyone here could just sit here

00:43:28.040 watch you talk to you all day and be entertained thank you um but uh take your time you're good

00:43:34.980 Take your time, Tommy

00:43:36.560 Thank you

00:43:37.200 Genuine question

00:43:41.020 I'm not trying to prompt you

00:43:43.720 Or lead you into something

00:43:44.800 Do you think it's a bit odd

00:43:47.820 That you're 17 years old

00:43:49.520 Sitting on millions of dollars

00:43:51.260 Billions for the record

00:43:53.140 And yeah, it's fucking weird as shit

00:43:56.600 And I never would have predicted this

00:43:58.340 But it's like

00:43:59.320 I am so lucky

00:44:01.460 This is a thing that I would have dreamed about

00:44:03.580 three years ago even dude i used to watch your videos but even like my friend will be he was

00:44:07.200 one of my favorite youtubers so yeah this is this is the dream this is absolutely cool so i would

00:44:12.020 never want to spend a moment like i don't know i think i it was very important to be what i was

00:44:18.720 doing before and i think that's fucking i don't want to do anything different i want to do that

00:44:21.980 better you know and learn more about comedy like this is i i'm just so grateful for his sake man

00:44:26.720 it sounds like he's been media trained i'm not even fucking with you bro we got it we got a

00:44:31.440 golden goose on our hands you think i'm just a pr guy no i think you are that guy again just i'm

00:44:35.980 just one big statement i think you are that guy behind the camera i'm with the cash and the

00:44:40.020 prostitutes who briefed you before this who gave you these talking points uh tobo

00:44:47.040 tobo said tommy tommy be genuine tommy see i don't know like don't tell them about the money

00:44:56.580 you lie please tell me about poggers bro because you do this a lot you like i don't know you

00:45:00.820 definitely have like a language like i'm old now poggers and i don't know what you're saying

00:45:05.480 that's twitch shit poggers is pog just means awesome and it's just it just sounds funny uh

00:45:10.860 so i say it okay i'm in it that's so easy to understand i can there you go okay give it a

00:45:16.880 google logan put in some effort you who do you watch on twitch uh phil's of minecraft

00:45:22.420 You watch Phil

00:45:24.280 You watch Phil's there

00:45:25.660 No

00:45:26.000 Change your life Logan

00:45:26.840 He'll make you a better man

00:45:27.540 I'm

00:45:28.140 What if you're already the best

00:45:29.660 You can't be the best

00:45:30.840 You're not the best Logan

00:45:32.500 What about you

00:45:32.980 I'm not the best

00:45:33.900 I watch Phil's in Minecraft

00:45:34.840 He humbles me

00:45:35.760 I'm just kidding

00:45:36.440 You gotta watch Phil

00:45:37.820 I'm gonna ask

00:45:38.820 Watch Phil

00:45:39.020 Okay

00:45:39.940 Thank you

00:45:40.580 I don't have any problems

00:45:41.380 You're gonna watch

00:45:43.080 You're gonna watch Phil

00:45:44.540 Bitch

00:45:45.000 He's got a wife you know

00:45:46.020 Cool

00:45:47.120 Anyway

00:45:48.120 Listen

00:45:51.080 Please listen

00:45:51.720 i'm gonna ask you a question and and and for all the fucking minecraft people don't come at me

00:45:58.180 here we go it's gonna be about twitter nah bro what the fuck is minecraft like what is that

00:46:04.340 what is this cap are you that guy i'll tell you what i see as a person so ignorant right

00:46:12.800 like video games in general yeah but especially minecraft which i'm kind of embarrassed because

00:46:17.260 it's such a big game and i should know but i'm with you an expert this is why i do the podcast

00:46:20.800 you know i i love doing this podcast because i can also learn and minecraft from my perspective

00:46:25.660 a noob is like a little like square person made out of building blocks going around

00:46:32.600 to more building blocks and building more things with blocks sure

00:46:36.560 so i for me minecraft is pretty good because it's a fucking like

00:46:43.880 like canvas to make jokes on so like you can do it and you can really like quite physically

00:46:49.520 articulate like physical comedy in the game so it's really good for making jokes on video like

00:46:53.860 i went on a minecraft date and it's really clear what's happening especially when you get mods in

00:46:57.020 like proximity chat and stuff but the game is it's just a clear sandbox creative game you know

00:47:02.020 you've played video games yeah yeah cool i played i played world of warcraft yeah it's just like a

00:47:06.720 sandbox video game just give it a try but are you but is it like uh it's it's not autonomous it's up

00:47:12.620 to each person to to create like like build a world build a house like i saw i seen my friend

00:47:18.920 Like, had a lake once

00:47:20.340 Yeah, that's, I mean, the lake's pretty fun

00:47:22.940 Fuck, bro, this guy's like, yo, this

00:47:24.280 Fucking idiot doesn't know my crap

00:47:26.480 There's his cap, boys

00:47:28.380 Walk one

00:47:29.580 What

00:47:30.600 Wait, what are speedruns?

00:47:35.460 It's where you

00:47:36.960 Play the game, but really fast

00:47:38.280 As fast as possible

00:47:39.200 Are you good at speedruns?

00:47:41.860 I'm actually the 2,300th

00:47:44.480 Faster speedrunner in the world

00:47:46.060 So, uh

00:47:47.000 that's cap no i don't cap g what smoked him got your ass gangsta

00:47:54.760 it's over for you homie what what's the coolest what's the coolest thing that you ever built in

00:48:01.680 in minecraft you are just so old yes uh you're so right yeah he picked on you

00:48:08.640 i don't want any trouble pretty old too logan oh 28 28 why did i add two years like a fucking

00:48:16.480 I didn't even say a good age.

00:48:17.740 You're going to have kids, Logan?

00:48:18.640 I said an awkward fucking age.

00:48:20.480 I'm only 26.

00:48:21.360 Because we haven't slept in like eight days.

00:48:23.420 You're going to have kids, Logan?

00:48:24.740 I'll have a couple.

00:48:25.820 Why?

00:48:26.960 Love myself.

00:48:29.120 He wants to make more of himself with the same DNA.

00:48:32.120 God, you suck.

00:48:33.140 I know.

00:48:34.420 I'm sorry.

00:48:35.760 The worst.

00:48:37.060 Yeah, you?

00:48:37.680 Kids?

00:48:38.180 Oh, you are a kid.

00:48:39.000 Never mind.

00:48:39.540 Yeah, I'm too young.

00:48:40.500 Too young.

00:48:41.000 I'm just making videos.

00:48:43.240 You're just a guy making videos.

00:48:44.320 So you are in a Bo Burnham song

00:48:46.800 How do you feel about that?

00:48:48.040 You really kind of went on to Jimmy Kimmel about that

00:48:50.360 You are in that funny feeling

00:48:52.180 You are part of the funny feeling, Logan

00:48:53.900 That's funny

00:48:54.580 Yeah, he's brilliant

00:48:56.560 He's brilliant

00:48:57.660 Who did you watch

00:49:00.220 3, 4, 5 years ago

00:49:03.340 When you were growing up on YouTube?

00:49:07.200 I watched a lot of Will N.E

00:49:08.600 Who?

00:49:11.760 Will N.E

00:49:12.280 Will N.E?

00:49:13.360 Where he's mates

00:49:14.100 With True Johnny

00:49:14.720 Oh fuck

00:49:15.620 Yeah yeah

00:49:16.580 Just fuck it

00:49:18.220 I don't know

00:49:18.960 Sorry about that

00:49:19.560 My consumption

00:49:20.900 Is not

00:49:21.600 Where it should be

00:49:22.420 I don't watch a lot

00:49:23.500 Yeah a lot of

00:49:24.620 American TV

00:49:25.380 With my parents

00:49:26.060 Like every night

00:49:26.580 We watch a sitcom

00:49:27.220 Before bed

00:49:27.860 So The Office

00:49:28.580 No no no

00:49:29.160 I'm talking

00:49:29.500 I'm talking YouTubers

00:49:30.380 Sunday

00:49:32.280 He's a Minecraft YouTuber

00:49:33.860 Fucking

00:49:35.560 Steve will do it

00:49:37.640 I'm trying

00:49:38.040 I'm shot

00:49:39.940 Give him like a year

00:49:41.460 Watching Steve will do it

00:49:42.200 The reason I ask is

00:49:43.200 i'm continuing this conversation so i watched bo burnham religiously right that was one of the like

00:49:48.700 it was it was him how did you feel being put in the song cool awesome dude i watched this guy

00:49:54.280 growing up i was i was uh stunned with how creative he was you know a decade ago and by the way i just

00:50:01.200 went back and like did the math and when he um made all his songs back in the day um like i'm

00:50:07.420 boyo uh uh words words words i think he was like 19 when he made when he made these

00:50:14.060 dude he's a genius though yeah he's he's brilliant he's and he's always and he's

00:50:20.180 always been brilliant and so yeah being put in a song is incredible i want to be like bo burnham

00:50:25.640 that is the thing you should be saying i well yeah that's how i yeah i do he's awesome dude

00:50:31.620 i haven't he's um he's a bit of a i think he i think he's a bit of a recluse a little bit

00:50:39.680 introvert yeah a little bit yeah he's he's just he's probably a really really really

00:50:46.020 high functioning genius who who prefers like me alone yes you could be bo burnham i will be

00:50:54.420 would you ever do like a netflix type uh long fuck yeah yeah that sounds brilliant oh dude

00:51:00.560 you're gonna be big dude

00:51:02.140 you're gonna be massive

00:51:03.120 no that's on god

00:51:04.620 our podcast

00:51:06.460 we're kind of notorious

00:51:07.440 for like predicting

00:51:08.280 and like being ahead

00:51:09.380 way ahead of

00:51:10.440 just reality

00:51:11.720 I'm not Impalers

00:51:12.500 I'm gonna be big

00:51:13.720 did you just

00:51:14.320 did you just give a nickname

00:51:15.680 to our audience

00:51:16.400 Impalers

00:51:17.040 Impalers

00:51:18.700 I hate it

00:51:20.720 yeah

00:51:21.380 he is really big

00:51:22.620 on the predictions

00:51:23.260 hit the little baby one

00:51:25.600 right on the head

00:51:26.200 the day

00:51:29.900 the day that i retreated and retracted my little baby comments motherfucker goes to jail

00:51:36.420 like i was actually right you should have just held i should have a little bit long hours just

00:51:42.160 a little bit hours i was like i was wrong about little baby little baby goes to jail gone hasn't

00:51:47.400 had a hit song since not true featured on featured on drake's album he's a beat he's he's crushing

00:51:52.620 you want to know something the the fun thing about your situation is you can just cheat your way

00:51:59.820 into victory on whatever format platform or vertical you do you do so if you want to become

00:52:06.120 the bet world's biggest chef tomorrow and you want to start making souffle do you know how to

00:52:11.900 make a souffle yes you can do that tomorrow like this and just be the world's biggest if you want

00:52:18.660 to be the world's best mini golfer tomorrow you're the world's best that's the interesting

00:52:23.400 dynamic of being a hyper active like like really hot influencer you can just turn on in these new

00:52:31.020 verticals and bring your audience with you to something new so if you did stand up or you

00:52:35.740 started playing a guitar like you can just kind of win is that is that it's the phenomena with

00:52:41.760 boxing that but that's what i'm getting at though yeah a lot of my friends started doing music and

00:52:45.540 now they're like crazy big musicians right actually yeah dreams song who like makes the minecraft

00:52:50.600 videos has like 60 million plays on spotify do you think that's fucked up do you think that's

00:52:54.920 fucked up like no what do you mean is it fucked up well because i mean at one point like to be

00:53:01.740 a a renowned artist you had to be the best at the art and nowadays you just have to be

00:53:10.720 the loudest or the best like or the most talked about in some other it's been democratized it's

00:53:16.780 maybe you weren't the best, maybe your record label

00:53:19.440 was sick back in the day

00:53:20.820 now it's, you know, anyone can do anything

00:53:23.040 the thing about their stuff is they get

00:53:25.280 the initial momentum boost

00:53:27.220 which is cool, that doesn't mean it's shit though

00:53:29.440 he wouldn't be getting 80 million plays

00:53:31.220 if it was better, like at all, no, I think it's totally fair

00:53:33.520 good on him man, it's brilliant

00:53:35.120 yeah it's fantastic

00:53:35.820 Tubbo, my mate Tubbo, he released a song

00:53:39.300 that was really good and he was like beating the gorillas

00:53:41.420 in the charts, like he's just

00:53:42.980 because people can just do that and that's sick, you know

00:53:44.780 yeah like i think expressing yourself in whatever art is fucking cool it's like you know like if i

00:53:49.300 went into stand-up comedy because i do comedy and do that like you wouldn't be like dude

00:53:52.700 does that not fucking make sense like you know it's just what you do what you're asking is is

00:53:57.660 is the same critique that all the like again i'll just relate to boxing because we've seen that

00:54:01.880 sure it's it's you know these guys don't buy they haven't been here why is this fair why what you

00:54:06.840 know it's we worked very hard over here and i don't see a problem with parlaying my audience

00:54:13.920 over here but but also that conversation is is null on their side because you guys also you and

00:54:19.900 your brother both work very hard on the boxing side but i hear what you're asking though i do

00:54:23.100 it's just a question i mean it's something to think about like it's it's you know are there

00:54:27.060 are there uh not so much i'm focused more on drinking right now yeah i quit alcohol not

00:54:33.140 and not sleeping again it's just not safe dude i just want to be like the things i put my body

00:54:38.780 through are um are you all right no no i told you that at the beginning of the show he's eight by

00:54:43.740 he's aged like 15 years in the look up look it look it directly in between my eyes and tell me

00:54:50.580 what you see go ahead you can say it bro tell me i don't get it tell me what you see bro right here

00:54:56.360 what do you see right here can't be that hard tommy say it i'm giving you permission bro

00:55:02.480 no acne fam yeah i got that too man i'm a grown man though right i'm a grown man okay uh

00:55:13.640 so but eventually the act is supposed to stop bro like you know i'm more and i don't have it often

00:55:19.480 but recently my health are you washing is declining yeah no because i'm not sleeping

00:55:24.280 we're showering ever oh we haven't slept in eight i feel like you've got eight eight days

00:55:30.760 you gotta be healthy man it's like life's like a pyramid right and you can't do the top stuff if

00:55:35.000 you don't have the bottom so you gotta like eat sleep fucking be healthy have good mental health

00:55:40.680 to do all the cool stuff

00:55:41.620 like start an NFT

00:55:42.500 do like

00:55:43.040 you said eat sleep

00:55:44.700 and fucking

00:55:45.260 you should have just

00:55:45.980 stopped there

00:55:46.420 that's all he does

00:55:47.520 yeah but

00:55:49.560 he doesn't sleep actually

00:55:50.640 you gotta sleep

00:55:51.540 mmm

00:55:52.960 no I don't

00:55:54.740 I'm not concerned

00:55:55.400 with the acne by the way

00:55:56.240 I wanted to tell you this

00:55:57.060 I think our

00:55:58.040 our big issue

00:55:58.660 that we're running into

00:55:59.340 is these

00:55:59.640 like the

00:56:00.280 the lines

00:56:01.240 on my face

00:56:02.140 both of us

00:56:02.660 the crow's feet

00:56:03.740 you worried about

00:56:04.360 getting wrinkly at all

00:56:05.280 nope

00:56:06.740 ever

00:56:07.320 there's always

00:56:08.380 gonna be beautiful

00:56:09.120 yes i just took a very serious tone all of the like yeah dude i'm not okay hey hey do you want

00:56:15.220 to get rinky no i'm joking by the way i'm being facetious i'm being facetious no no no sorry i'm

00:56:20.440 100 okay um okay i got all of it that's correct nah nah i'm 110 i'm not sure i'm qualified logan

00:56:30.060 i'm not okay because i'm like fucking not but like that chaos is like currently where i'm thriving

00:56:36.120 in this like like i'm in the i'm in the middle of like uh an art project myself you know you talk

00:56:41.500 you talk about art which i find fascinating you know it's it's uh it's not often that a kid uh

00:56:47.080 your age is is more focused on the art rather than literally everything else i mean that's what it

00:56:54.220 dude if you want to get everything else everyone looks at it the wrong way around you got to make

00:56:57.800 good fucking videos if you want to sell merch and make all that like it doesn't matter you can do

00:57:01.820 whatever you want as long as it's again it's like fucking pyramid right all the other stuff

00:57:05.940 above it selling merch doing a youtube like whatever you're focused on it doesn't matter

00:57:09.640 if you don't have the good stuff which is make good videos and that's art man that's fucking you

00:57:13.360 know it's so it's so cool to see uh these young these young youtubers on the come up because you

00:57:19.100 you know there's always gonna be there's always gonna be someone next next up and and and it's

00:57:23.400 you tommy in it thanks and by the way why why in it why you are you in it where are you oh yeah so

00:57:28.960 everyone in nottingham would go like you're like in it after a sentence oh that's that's a that's

00:57:33.840 british slang right yeah yeah and so and i my name's tom simons but i was like tommy is the

00:57:38.520 cool version of tom why is my name my name tommy it can be and so i just you know i just that was

00:57:43.640 my username in it is that is that isn't it isn't it yeah it's tommy in it you're right in it

00:57:49.080 in it like so no but in that context that doesn't make much sense to me well it doesn't

00:57:53.820 but you know that's brilliant you are you are in it like that you are in it why would you say in it

00:58:00.320 Let's go get a sundae

00:58:04.680 That's some food isn't it

00:58:05.940 Is that some food isn't it

00:58:07.360 I think I'll go ahead and

00:58:10.400 Knead that into my vocabulary

00:58:12.140 You ever make a pizza or something

00:58:13.480 No

00:58:16.440 Something to consider

00:58:18.120 You never made a pizza

00:58:19.100 We can make pizza Logan

00:58:21.200 I don't want to do it with you

00:58:22.440 I'm just saying

00:58:26.780 I'll be your pizza boy

00:58:27.940 What kind of pizza do you order

00:58:29.180 like the meat feast or pepperoni really yeah yeah do you have any hobbies like like you like uh

00:58:35.260 assembling yeah i uh play the piano i'm a i'm a grade five jazz pianist i do a lot of piano and

00:58:41.560 singing and stuff and just you sing i did sing lessons for like a year but i don't i'd never

00:58:45.320 want to do it like i just like i don't i don't think i'm very good at it i just kind of like

00:58:49.320 doing it this is awesome i can't wait for you to put out a song have you yet no i don't really i

00:58:54.260 do a diss track or maybe if it was doing comedy things like bo burnham you're gonna you're gonna

00:58:58.400 it's gonna be sick i don't really want it you're going to i literally promise you that you're

00:59:03.400 going to you're going to realize you're going to realize that if you can play piano and you

00:59:06.820 can sing you're going to fuck in okay my mindset on that is like i could be an okay magician not

00:59:12.520 magician musician i i knew it i fucking told you i called it earlier in the episode i just said it

00:59:19.980 dude it's obvious that was no tommy that was a good joke you pulled yourself off the hat yeah

00:59:28.260 like you really did tommy get back in the hat just get back in there continue what you were

00:59:33.980 saying about being a magician uh yeah yeah like music like i could join the the all right musicians

00:59:39.920 well not all but like there's a lot of musicians right or i could try stand up which is something

00:59:44.360 that not many people and i really want to try that and like i might incorporate into my stuff

00:59:47.700 but it's just not something I'm, like, I'm really passionate

00:59:49.920 and want to make videos and do all that at all.

00:59:52.640 But I don't really, like, I'm just not.

00:59:55.160 It's not something that excites me, and all that matters is, like,

00:59:57.100 if you're not enjoying it or exciting it, like,

00:59:58.660 I just want to sit and play the piano.

01:00:00.280 That's kind of it, you know?

01:00:01.620 Interesting.

01:00:02.160 Yeah, you have taste, dude.

01:00:03.480 Even the way you dress.

01:00:04.240 Thanks, Logan.

01:00:04.380 Like, yeah, no, you're serious.

01:00:05.440 You got it going on, dude.

01:00:06.500 Way to go.

01:00:07.060 Thanks, Logan.

01:00:07.840 When are you going to get a haircut?

01:00:09.380 My mom cut my hair the other day.

01:00:10.840 Really?

01:00:11.380 Yeah.

01:00:11.900 Get along with your parents?

01:00:12.900 All is well and good in the family?

01:00:13.860 Yeah, yeah, they're brilliant.

01:00:14.460 any siblings no got two dogs so oh cool you fuck with them

01:00:19.340 oh yes i did not ask you fuck your dogs what kind of dogs you got he goes what the fuck

01:00:28.280 a whippet and a saluki greyhound talking about whippets yep i guarantee tommy in it has no

01:00:35.500 fucking idea what whippets are and good bro by the way not not the dog tommy he needs to stay

01:00:41.400 pure the world is a cold dark place full of aerosol going directly into your brain you ever

01:00:48.640 had ever bet you've never been to la right nope don't don't go there don't go there okay

01:00:55.220 stay here you guys are weird it's not false stay here as long as you can't tommy

01:01:01.800 you're moving to brighton though yeah yeah i'm gonna be i'm no i'm you know i'm interested in

01:01:07.600 doing hard crack just really want to know what soft crack is i know soft crack it's gotta be

01:01:16.640 hard crack i'll move to la and i'll crack by default is hard that's what it's called it's

01:01:21.560 called hard soft crack is just cocaine that's mush mush i wouldn't do no mush mush ain't for me

01:01:29.280 the world's a dark place dude and i want you to stay i want you to stay pure

01:01:35.080 Logan, I didn't know that until you told me

01:01:37.000 You've enlightened me, Logan

01:01:38.740 Now I know the world it bad

01:01:40.280 No, Tommy, you don't know

01:01:41.360 And your sarcasm

01:01:42.520 No, that was a sarcastic joke

01:01:44.920 Tommy, listen to me

01:01:46.140 I don't do jokes

01:01:46.880 You ever read The Outsiders?

01:01:51.840 Pony Boy

01:01:52.440 Pony Boy, 100%

01:01:53.440 Stay golden

01:01:55.480 I will stay golden for you, Logan and Michael

01:01:59.620 If you had to give me

01:02:01.160 One piece of advice right now

01:02:03.200 i'm nine years older than you what would it be uh you know you know when you're doing things i

01:02:13.540 think i think a very it might not be an american trait but thing i've noticed is a lot of people

01:02:16.640 go like right i want to spend the next five years working really hard and then i'm gonna go be happy

01:02:21.180 and live in la i think you should uh i'm gonna get philosophical on you sure i think i don't know

01:02:25.840 my philosophy is like it doesn't matter about what shit you're doing you got to be happy

01:02:29.220 then successful so no matter what you want to do make sure you're happy first and don't you know

01:02:33.100 go do that and then be successful and get all your videos i also think you should make videos

01:02:36.800 i think you're very good at making but you're like i was looking at your tiktoks earlier and

01:02:39.940 you're very you're very creative with it and good at it like i know you're giving bo burnham a lot

01:02:42.700 of credit but you're good at it you should go back to making videos like i enjoyed that thank

01:02:45.860 you i don't i don't like just vlogs that you enjoy and you're passionate about because he's

01:02:49.740 such a big name now that like i think as long as you're into it and like it's a good content

01:02:53.840 i think you should make videos thank you thank you tommy i appreciate that it's all right i'm

01:02:57.500 just a genuine guy you you you are sometimes i am you are you are you know you are you really are

01:03:02.800 you really are but you definitely you definitely but jokes are more fun right like i like comedy

01:03:07.740 bouncing between comedy and genuine because it you know it always always unsettles people and

01:03:13.380 that's amusing i i i totally feel you i i had to um recently now actually more more than ever um

01:03:21.620 i'm having less and less serious conversations because that kind of joking serious conversations

01:03:26.240 are great like off camera but i'm not here to be serious sometimes recently i probably because i've

01:03:32.080 been drunk i don't want to have serious conversations i'm like you're drunk logan

01:03:36.040 i'm drunk more than i'm not drunk now that sounds awesome it is it's playing with fire

01:03:42.580 cool i'm never drunk other than when i am could you see yourself drinking one day

01:03:49.480 after the crack uh i don't know the hard crack the idea of not being in control of your own

01:03:55.300 brain isn't one that appeals to me see i'm the opposite i like i like that challenge

01:04:01.560 I like throwing my mind through a loop

01:04:03.820 And seeing if I can survive

01:04:05.180 So far so good

01:04:06.040 Yeah it doesn't really appeal to me

01:04:08.740 So you'll never go to Burning Man

01:04:10.000 I don't know what that is

01:04:12.120 Imagine an apocalyptic

01:04:14.460 Environment

01:04:17.040 Where there is no money

01:04:19.120 And every good or service

01:04:22.220 Have you been?

01:04:23.120 I have twice

01:04:23.900 Do you get recognised a lot?

01:04:25.140 Yes

01:04:25.500 Do you get recognised a lot in England?

01:04:27.680 Yes

01:04:28.040 How is it?

01:04:29.420 It's good

01:04:29.980 Do you take photos with everyone?

01:04:30.900 yeah everyone well 99.9% of the time so if i'm rushing to the airport or some shit i'm gonna

01:04:35.660 miss my flight and it or like it affects me i don't you take photos yeah are you a nice creator

01:04:39.840 dude like you do you give back to your fans you know tell me i'll ever recognizes me i i sort of

01:04:44.560 like if it's if they just sort of know what i look like and they're like oh cool i'm usually a little

01:04:49.260 bit faster and more like you know because it can be quite when you're just trying to be out with

01:04:53.160 your mates it's like i never say no unless like again like i mean i can't what about at dinner

01:04:57.960 what at dinner uh i haven't had maybe it's just a covid thing i haven't been out for many dinners

01:05:04.540 when i'm at like costa or something i do as long as it's not i think i politely go no i'm very

01:05:10.160 approachable i found out like most of my friends don't have people coming up to them when they're

01:05:13.940 on their own but i do like always which i'm sort of fine with because i think i've only had one

01:05:19.060 person and even then it was very tame who was like i don't like you and i went fair enough in

01:05:23.760 person yeah oh that never happens no that's cool that's cool yeah but i like so if if they sort of

01:05:30.440 just know me and like like they always go my sister right watches you and i'm like cool why

01:05:34.820 would someone not like you uh my humor is very subjective i think and i'm like this is you know

01:05:42.000 in my videos i'm a lot more i think my humor is quite intense i think people go in and out of

01:05:45.960 phases of my stuff i wonder if he meant he doesn't like you like he doesn't watch your stuff

01:05:50.220 The sidemen viewers all hate me because my whole bit is that I'm mean to the sidemen because no one is ever mean to the sidemen.

01:05:57.100 So they all just don't like it.

01:05:58.160 But the sidemen viewers, I'd imagine they're a little older than your demographic.

01:06:03.520 They're all like – they're sort of the same demographic but not – I don't imagine the TommyInnit viewers and the sidemen viewers would hang out at school.

01:06:10.080 Okay.

01:06:11.280 I mean they might though.

01:06:12.160 But no, this is what he was kind of asking earlier.

01:06:14.580 Describe a TommyInnit viewer and a sidemen viewer at school.

01:06:18.040 Like who are these

01:06:18.880 Like what tables

01:06:19.780 Do they sit at

01:06:20.500 The Sidemen viewers

01:06:21.960 Would play football

01:06:22.700 Okay

01:06:23.220 And the Tommy Unit viewers

01:06:25.480 Would sit quietly

01:06:26.500 Thinking about playing Minecraft

01:06:28.220 And yeah

01:06:29.840 But I mean

01:06:30.240 That's just my very stereotype

01:06:32.100 Sure

01:06:32.500 But what I was thinking

01:06:33.280 About getting recognized

01:06:34.460 Is if like

01:06:35.220 They see me and they know me

01:06:36.260 Like I'll take a photo

01:06:37.180 With them

01:06:37.400 I might be

01:06:37.780 Sometimes we'll go

01:06:38.980 I've got to be a bit quick

01:06:39.860 If I'm in a rush to go somewhere

01:06:40.800 But when it's like

01:06:41.680 Someone clearly watches me

01:06:42.900 I've got all the time

01:06:44.100 In the world for that

01:06:44.620 Because it's like

01:06:45.060 Being able to share

01:06:45.900 Such an impactful moment

01:06:47.240 With someone

01:06:47.800 so constantly that's fucking awesome it's very cool yeah i'll take all the time in the world for

01:06:51.700 that sure yeah then by the way like they'll remember these moments forever right the i would

01:06:56.960 do if i met me yeah bro well you're a goat and that guy the goat and the guy sometimes logan

01:07:03.200 you confuse me i think you're confused i am i'm just a confused boy who wants to be more like

01:07:10.380 logan paul stop dude i can't get i can't get it out of my mind that i'm gonna go to like santa

01:07:15.920 Monica in 10 years and he's gonna just be pulling crack out of a hat like a magic hat dude dress as a magician

01:07:22.300 With I'll be the crack magician pocket full of hard crack dude. Yeah, don't just just stay clean

01:07:27.880 I will say golden. Okay. I'll stay clean, but only because of you Logan. I was on the verge of math

01:07:34.180 Well, I turned it down good. I think you just turned into a robot. What would love and pulled there good?

01:07:38.680 Do you think your audience is gonna have the attention span to watch my audience? I think they'll enjoyed this

01:07:44.360 They love you.

01:07:44.920 They really like when I go on podcasts because I don't hold back.

01:07:47.720 Have you been on a podcast before?

01:07:49.340 Yeah, I've been on Jackmates, Mini Minters, and E-Boys.

01:07:52.300 Oh, awesome.

01:07:53.400 They say my first rodeo.

01:07:54.360 Got it, got it, got it.

01:07:55.480 Yeah, I'm experienced.

01:07:56.800 Could you see yourself being a side man one day?

01:08:01.240 No.

01:08:02.220 I could see myself doing a group channel, definitely, but not a side man, no.

01:08:06.960 With Rambo.

01:08:08.400 Rambo, Tobo.

01:08:09.440 Tobo.

01:08:09.940 Walbo.

01:08:11.400 Walbo.

01:08:11.880 Drumbo

01:08:14.300 Not Drumbo

01:08:15.280 God, no, not Drumbo

01:08:16.440 Is that right?

01:08:17.960 Nah, I'm just making things up

01:08:19.160 That's how I do it

01:08:20.560 You've been to Stonehenge?

01:08:24.100 Have you been to Stonehenge?

01:08:25.560 No

01:08:25.820 You haven't?

01:08:26.800 How come no one from England has been to Stonehenge?

01:08:29.220 Do you want to come with us?

01:08:31.300 Nah

01:08:31.620 Yeah

01:08:32.020 Sorry

01:08:33.420 It's next to a highway, I heard

01:08:34.840 How did the Stones get there, though, Tommy?

01:08:38.380 I don't know

01:08:39.440 So you don't know this?

01:08:40.940 No, I don't spend much time studying stone.

01:08:43.380 I can.

01:08:44.040 What do you know?

01:08:45.460 I know a lot.

01:08:46.760 But not where the stones came from.

01:08:47.980 Not where the stones came from.

01:08:50.420 You don't fuck with the stones, Logan.

01:08:52.100 Give me three facts right now.

01:08:57.000 You're good at this.

01:08:57.980 Yeah, I do this.

01:08:58.580 That's one.

01:08:59.160 Yeah, no, you're good at this.

01:09:01.340 That's the same one.

01:09:02.180 That's an opinion, Michael.

01:09:03.500 Nah, that is a fucking fact.

01:09:05.380 No, it's an opinion.

01:09:06.360 I'm good at this.

01:09:07.320 Logan, are you arrogant?

01:09:08.680 Yes.

01:09:08.920 Then stop.

01:09:10.940 No if I was arrogant I wouldn't stop

01:09:13.620 I don't want you to be arrogant Logan

01:09:15.080 I'm joking

01:09:15.600 You need to be more grounded

01:09:16.820 I don't disagree

01:09:18.500 You need to go to a pub

01:09:19.680 And you need to go

01:09:20.440 I'm Logan Paul

01:09:21.180 And watch all the old men look at you

01:09:22.600 And go fuck off

01:09:23.460 You need to go on the underground tube

01:09:25.480 And go hey guys it's me Logan

01:09:26.680 And everyone goes I don't care

01:09:27.940 You need that in your life Logan

01:09:29.060 This is the advice I was looking for earlier

01:09:31.100 Let me ground you Logan

01:09:31.880 Thank you Tommy

01:09:32.500 Please

01:09:33.280 Bro I'm a spoiled little bitch now dude

01:09:36.280 It's a disaster

01:09:37.640 I think Jimmy Kimball

01:09:39.480 He got in my head, dude

01:09:41.040 Fuck you, Jimmy Kimmel

01:09:42.380 I'm not kidding

01:09:43.140 Really?

01:09:43.460 What did it upset you?

01:09:44.220 He said he said

01:09:44.840 Dude, he stabbed me in the back

01:09:46.100 That's like my boy

01:09:47.180 Jimmy, Jimmy

01:09:48.300 I'll give him a little message

01:09:49.640 Stop

01:09:51.140 Thank you

01:09:52.500 Sorry, what did he do?

01:09:53.880 He said him and Donald Trump are best friends

01:09:55.700 No, no, he said

01:09:56.460 He said

01:09:57.240 He said

01:09:57.800 It doesn't matter, we talked about it

01:10:00.020 You're a big Donald Trump fan, are you, Logan?

01:10:01.420 No, I'm not

01:10:01.940 Good

01:10:02.820 What did he say once again

01:10:04.340 The sport of boxing has brought all the idiots out

01:10:06.940 Or something like that?

01:10:07.680 What was it like?

01:10:08.280 who cares dude oh dude who cares man all the american torture i really like john oliver and

01:10:13.680 i'm not you know i'm stereotyped they're all fucking rote to appeal to the most people it's

01:10:17.820 not it's not uh it's not jokes it's a team of a hundred writers which is fine but who gives a

01:10:22.200 shit yeah it's but it's fucking they run it through focus groups who gives a shit logan

01:10:27.000 congrats they played themselves dude 100 traditional media you uh you believe in aliens

01:10:33.180 tommy have you have you uh had time to to release cement why did you all look over there i thought

01:10:39.240 i saw one why is it so dark right now you're in london fam tinted glasses no really though have

01:10:44.560 you had time see that's when i say in it like that tinted that made sense yeah see that's when

01:10:48.220 you say tin glass in it tinted glasses in it like sort of reinforces your point cement your beliefs

01:10:54.000 in the extraterrestrial have you had time to do that no no haven't even thought about it

01:10:59.560 No abstract or...

01:11:00.760 I hope aliens are real.

01:11:01.880 It'd be cool.

01:11:02.700 Yeah.

01:11:03.460 I'll vlog with an alien.

01:11:04.520 I was going to ask you.

01:11:05.340 You'd put one in?

01:11:05.860 Yeah, yeah, I would.

01:11:06.500 You'd collab with an alien?

01:11:07.520 Yeah.

01:11:09.300 Where do you think you're going to be in 100 years?

01:11:12.820 Probably in a tube.

01:11:14.920 Yeah, a tube.

01:11:16.420 Can you describe that further?

01:11:17.920 Nope.

01:11:18.140 Fair enough.

01:11:19.380 What about in five years?

01:11:22.960 Tube.

01:11:23.680 Yeah, almost the tube.

01:11:24.860 Not that yet, but thinking about the tube.

01:11:27.380 What do you think about Tesla bots, robots?

01:11:29.560 and they'd go shopping for you.

01:11:32.220 All them robots.

01:11:33.260 It's fine, isn't it?

01:11:34.140 It's just a bit like,

01:11:35.500 where is this going then, everyone?

01:11:37.180 To the grocery store.

01:11:38.200 Why are we all making robots?

01:11:40.120 Could you see yourself

01:11:41.180 getting into a workout regimen

01:11:43.160 and doing a body transformation

01:11:44.860 for content?

01:11:48.420 What?

01:11:49.000 I bet you can't do 10 push-ups right now.

01:11:51.300 Nope.

01:11:52.720 But I can make you cry.

01:11:54.440 No, you can't.

01:11:55.140 I can.

01:11:55.580 Because I'm a sociopath.

01:11:56.400 I can make you cry.

01:11:57.300 I'm just kidding.

01:11:57.880 It's a joke.

01:11:58.880 I'm not.

01:11:59.560 I cried yesterday, dude, and I'm a little emotional right now.

01:12:02.880 I could probably cry right now.

01:12:04.160 I could make you cry, Logan.

01:12:04.940 You probably could.

01:12:05.620 Go.

01:12:06.300 No, because it would be too hurtful.

01:12:08.020 How many push-ups can you do?

01:12:09.660 I don't know.

01:12:10.380 I walk to college.

01:12:12.040 Get the bus.

01:12:13.360 Tommy, how many push-ups do you think you can do?

01:12:15.800 I'm not going to start doing push-ups.

01:12:17.100 I'm not asking you.

01:12:17.840 You are asking.

01:12:18.620 I'm not asking you to do push-ups.

01:12:19.880 I'd like you to see you do one.

01:12:22.040 Well, I'm very light.

01:12:23.340 I don't have a lot of body weight, so I could probably do like 10.

01:12:27.520 I reckon I could do 10.

01:12:28.480 And I might, that's on the high end though.

01:12:30.480 But then I'd be exhausted.

01:12:31.640 I bet you'll dedicate a period of your life to working out.

01:12:34.700 Yeah, yeah, it's really, I haven't done it yet.

01:12:36.320 But it's, especially when I moved to Brighton,

01:12:38.060 I want to, like, I don't want to be fucking six pack boxing.

01:12:40.760 I'm like, yeah, I just want to be a bit like,

01:12:42.320 I want to feel fit.

01:12:43.200 Physical health and mental health are really important, right?

01:12:45.360 You.

01:12:45.800 That's great.

01:12:46.740 One day, you are going to have a six pack and muscles

01:12:51.120 and the photo is going to go viral.

01:12:52.920 I don't care for it.

01:12:53.140 It doesn't matter you're going to have it

01:12:54.220 and the photo is going to go viral

01:12:55.100 because people are going to be impressed

01:12:56.160 with your transformation.

01:12:57.100 I don't care for that though.

01:12:57.820 I think you're the next Bryce Hall.

01:12:59.640 I think if you get the six-pack, you can...

01:13:01.200 Isn't he the one that KSI hates?

01:13:04.540 I believe so, yeah.

01:13:05.780 That doesn't really narrow it down, does it?

01:13:07.880 KSI's definitely had some people he hates.

01:13:10.440 How do you feel this podcast compares to the KSI podcast?

01:13:13.660 Because he...

01:13:14.200 I haven't been on the KSI, but what's the KSI?

01:13:16.160 No, no, no.

01:13:16.660 He was here.

01:13:17.460 He was on this podcast in your seat.

01:13:19.800 I was here.

01:13:21.060 I'm meeting him in like two weeks.

01:13:22.940 Oh, you haven't met him yet?

01:13:24.160 No, I've met him once for like five minutes,

01:13:26.580 but we're doing a thing.

01:13:27.820 Are you surprised with how the height of YouTubers you meet?

01:13:31.860 Because you're tall, dude.

01:13:33.060 You know, you're six foot two.

01:13:34.300 Six foot three.

01:13:35.160 You're six foot two, man.

01:13:36.080 Six foot three, can you believe it?

01:13:37.720 Even impresses Logan, and he's arrogant.

01:13:40.880 You love that word.

01:13:41.960 Oh, I do.

01:13:42.420 You love it.

01:13:43.120 Oh, I do.

01:13:43.760 You got a couple words, he sticks with it.

01:13:45.140 You also put on your Instagram captions.

01:13:47.380 That's why I say it.

01:13:48.760 I was looking at your captions.

01:13:50.320 Well, I am a model, and I am arrogant too, Logan.

01:13:52.820 It's why I aspire to be like you.

01:13:54.180 I need to be more arrogant.

01:13:55.200 Logan, let's buy Lamborghinis.

01:13:56.380 Gold

01:13:58.000 I don't like Lambos

01:14:00.140 I don't like cars

01:14:01.920 What do you buy with all of your lots of money

01:14:04.800 NFTs and Pokemon cards

01:14:06.120 I'm not fucking kidding

01:14:07.440 What about big mansions

01:14:08.900 I like my money to make money

01:14:14.220 You have a lot of money

01:14:16.540 Don't let it sit around dude

01:14:17.960 I'm such a billionaire

01:14:19.440 But no one would know

01:14:21.360 And I may or may not have gambled it all the way

01:14:23.800 But who knows

01:14:24.380 How much was that shirt

01:14:25.640 Wilbur bought this for me

01:14:28.400 Because he said

01:14:28.840 You look really good in it

01:14:29.700 And I went

01:14:29.980 Okay, Wil

01:14:30.500 No, I wouldn't

01:14:31.000 And then he insisted

01:14:31.700 He bought it for me

01:14:32.400 And now I've worn it every day

01:14:33.540 How much is it?

01:14:34.620 Like 40 pounds, I think

01:14:35.880 Really?

01:14:37.240 I don't know

01:14:37.920 It was ages ago

01:14:38.600 I bet

01:14:40.320 I bet that's a designer shirt

01:14:41.940 I got it from Urban Outfitters

01:14:43.560 And it has two things

01:14:44.360 Oh, okay, okay

01:14:44.940 I need a new one

01:14:45.540 Cool

01:14:46.260 You messy when you brush your teeth?

01:14:48.480 Is that what's happening?

01:14:49.000 It looks like it

01:14:49.580 Just spilling out?

01:14:50.640 Well, I think I just might be

01:14:52.260 I know a girl who has to brush her teeth in the shower

01:14:54.740 because it is so messy like can you imagine she literally has a dumb ass what a dumb ass

01:14:59.300 that's what i'm saying like how is that possible control your saliva i actually have overproductive

01:15:05.960 saliva glands let me tell you that's the thing let me tell you spit stories like i when i was

01:15:10.300 at the orthodontist they were trying to do it in my mouth but i just kept slobbering so they were

01:15:14.620 like they didn't put the vacuum down your throat no they were like we're not going to be able to

01:15:18.440 do this and one time in music in year 11 i was talking and it was 7 a.m it was very early and

01:15:22.940 they asked me a question did uh i can't say full name she asked me a question i did the teacher

01:15:27.960 and as i was talking just a big bit of slobber came out and everyone was looking at me and i

01:15:32.540 went fuck yeah fuck but you know i'm a slobberer logan i i said i have to go every now and then

01:15:38.820 because i just slobber a bit too much but that's okay that's just who i am logan that's great it's

01:15:42.980 better than the opposite do you slobber or not if you think about nah not much i'll stop then if you

01:15:47.200 don't no no it's good no no no no no no i want to be more like i would no i wish i had um you

01:15:52.080 more productive saliva glands i really do why uh something about being a dog excites me

01:15:59.260 and i feel like if i were able to slot able to slobber like a dog that's cool

01:16:05.000 no no it's not it's weird i think you'll come to disagree when you're older

01:16:12.940 you ever had really dry mouth the opposite this has gotten weird it's been weird the whole time

01:16:20.460 time no no no i made it cool calm and collected and normal you two have just made it weird here's

01:16:24.920 what you did you came on the podcast you challenged every guy in the room to a fight

01:16:29.240 and said you did hard crack but that's just me logan that's just who i am stop patronizing me

01:16:35.540 i i'm not patronizing you you just need to learn learn what you just need to learn be a better man

01:16:41.100 be a better man what happens if you already know everything you remind me of a younger me

01:16:44.500 i can't wait till he beats the shit out of you i'm so excited for that you do you remind me of

01:16:53.440 a younger me and to that i i only feel pity a younger you probably would have been a bit of

01:17:02.340 a nightmare no like were you a smart ass when you were a kid not really so just a standout lad

01:17:08.160 your whole life i'm just a standout guy you know i paddle through the angry tide logan i i sit on

01:17:13.700 my little boat and i sit there as the waves bob the waves of hate and i go not for me yeah and

01:17:18.760 then i come on your podcast you're you're a kid dude look you're 17 you're 17 years old yeah are

01:17:24.720 you are you a lad or are you a chap because because we landed on chap i reckon i'm a bit

01:17:33.740 of a chap i don't i don't think i suit the lad i'm sorry i just am no no no gangs either you

01:17:41.380 don't uh you're not banging you're not claiming any sets see yourself you know going under that

01:17:46.180 that one tunnel here what's the tunnel with all the graffiti on it with all the gangs hang out

01:17:50.680 i didn't think you'd ask me no come on is that a real thing 100 we almost got slaughtered there

01:17:57.640 i'm not fucking kidding let me ask you a question fam when he said in five years he's gonna find

01:18:02.500 himself in a tube what do you think he meant oh he's in he's claiming a set already oh fire

01:18:09.000 Okay, that's what I meant.

01:18:10.380 He's repping a set, dude, 100%.

01:18:12.700 Cool.

01:18:14.100 You ever shank somebody?

01:18:20.040 What's your favorite food?

01:18:23.460 Noodles, yo sushi, wangamama.

01:18:26.000 I like that.

01:18:27.120 You ever had a wangamama, Logan?

01:18:29.440 You asked me to get Nando's after the podcast.

01:18:31.400 Do you want to get Nando's with me?

01:18:33.080 Peri-peri chicken?

01:18:33.880 I kind of do, dude.

01:18:35.060 Okay.

01:18:35.400 Do, dude.

01:18:36.720 We can get Nando's.

01:18:37.900 Cool.

01:18:38.500 do you have time yeah yeah dude you know what's so crazy you know what's so crazy i remember when

01:18:43.840 i remember when jacob sartorius was on and not to compare you to jacob sartorius but i'm gonna

01:18:49.040 and i remember i'm going to in a good way i remember thinking this was a mistake having

01:18:55.340 this kid on the podcast because because i realized he's so young he doesn't have it like anything

01:19:01.140 that there's no substance you know there's it's not his fault he just hasn't lived enough life

01:19:04.700 and yet this kid you're full of life and knowledge for some reason like how do you know how do you

01:19:11.420 know things dude like how do you know things i just since i've had like i think when i had like

01:19:17.020 2 000 subscribers my rule was just like it's the internet who gives a shit if someone ignores you

01:19:21.080 so whenever someone followed me i just messaged them going hi can you call like i just messaged

01:19:24.600 you hi can i come on your podcast you're like all right yeah i just do that because it's like

01:19:27.980 worst case they ignore you're not afraid of rejection no because it's girl leaves you on

01:19:32.460 scene in the dms how you feeling i block her fuck that bitch i don't call her a bitch though

01:19:39.580 i go excuse me madam yeah and then i block her yeah yeah excuse me madam you fucked up

01:19:45.700 that's hard but you know i just i just have always just asked everyone like

01:19:50.140 i just think i'm going off i'm going off philosophical on you go um yeah i just think

01:19:58.640 everyone around you all the time knows so much more than you and if you just ask people they

01:20:02.140 tell you and so many people just don't ask people about things because like it feels a bit weird or

01:20:06.500 a bit rude but then you just acknowledge it and they're just like i find the more self-aware you

01:20:09.940 are about things it's like easier and i think like yeah that's a very good point yeah bro i

01:20:16.700 surround yourself with people that are smarter than you you know everyone's a moron but the

01:20:20.820 more you accept that everyone's a fucking moron the closer you can start you just gotta work on

01:20:25.020 not being one you know like my biggest goal is just not being a dick because i like that's my

01:20:28.520 biggest fear over anything look at me logan i'm so genuine it's my pr team briefed me on this

01:20:36.320 i don't do you have a pr team got me mum she sometimes if i'm apologizing for something i go

01:20:42.140 mum what do you think of this she goes no emphasize it more and i go all right wow you know i think

01:20:47.100 i have a theory i have a theory i think gen z you kids born tobo kids born early 2000s uh even even

01:20:57.700 even you know maybe maybe even like late 2000s uh i think they're getting smarter wiser

01:21:04.860 and uh more self-aware much much sooner because of the internet i don't i think it's just me i

01:21:11.760 don't think so i think your generation's a special one i really do believe that your generation's

01:21:16.180 going to change the world like like i am i'm the next i didn't say you man i'm the next mr beast

01:21:21.860 You're the next

01:21:22.800 PewDiePie meets Bo Burnham

01:21:24.720 Yeah

01:21:25.300 Meets Tommy Inn

01:21:26.140 Meets Mr. Beast

01:21:26.820 Meets Mr. Beast

01:21:27.940 I want to be the next Mr. Beast

01:21:29.300 Yeah, that's cool

01:21:30.760 That's aspirational

01:21:32.220 I don't really

01:21:33.320 But I

01:21:35.080 I really do think

01:21:37.200 Do I confuse you?

01:21:39.440 I don't

01:21:39.800 I don't really have a brain

01:21:41.020 Elaborate

01:21:44.300 I don't have a brain?

01:21:46.820 That's it

01:21:47.260 Okay

01:21:47.460 No, I get you

01:21:49.560 That's pretty

01:21:50.600 uh based yeah you confuse me man this this is fast this is fast this is a fascinating dynamic

01:22:00.640 it started off so strong now i'm just i don't know who i am anymore i can confuse you logan

01:22:05.580 yeah you ever get your iq tested you should do that no i'm not it doesn't really bother me i

01:22:12.260 think i did it once on a stream and i had a pretty low iq and i went oh no way yeah no way i can't

01:22:17.240 do math slogan i'm bad at maths are you getting good grades in school well i do film and tv in

01:22:22.220 my college so i'm not like it's like a just a class for that but in school i did like a year

01:22:25.840 and a half ago i was really bad at maths and science and then english language was the i got

01:22:30.040 like an a star star which that was my big one i could do is english i just i really like english

01:22:35.240 and talking so uh it's creative in it so it's it's the best i was just talking with someone

01:22:40.320 about this the other day the one class that i loved in high school ap language it's it taught

01:22:45.160 me everything i know about just uh communication and like syntax cramp language language is number

01:22:50.140 one dude language is is absolutely number one paramount to anything that you do in real life

01:22:57.560 so yeah and i can tell with you you you do have that like so it's one of the first things i said

01:23:03.060 i was like you're articulate thank you you know words like you arrogant that's a pretty big word

01:23:07.300 for you i feel oh you are i'm i am what arrogant no no you are no i'm not you captioned it on your

01:23:14.460 instagram no no no logan i'm based and grounded and i'm not self-aware about it and that's what

01:23:19.440 makes it even better do you feel like you can be arrogant like like i often wonder this with like

01:23:26.700 comedians are they really actually arrogant but they hide behind the veil of comedy what do you

01:23:34.100 mean yeah you're like you know you make a joke you're like oh it's a joke well like bo burnham

01:23:38.040 song art is dead is pretty like he's basically like the equivalent of art is dead is imagine

01:23:42.020 if you went you posted a youtube video going i've got a poem this is what my mate wilbur's

01:23:45.860 hot takers i haven't watched it many times he basically said sorry will and burn if you see

01:23:50.080 this but he basically went imagine if you went have you heard the song art is dead oh yes like

01:23:53.340 imagine if you went live and had a poem and went here it is my job is so easy and i make so much

01:23:58.340 more money than all of you and it sucks and it's not fair but i do uh and it doesn't make any sense

01:24:02.560 but i make so much more money and i'm so famous and it's hard but it's much less hard than what

01:24:06.320 you have to go through i'm sorry i'm sorry this this song helps me sleep at night you go what

01:24:11.940 fucking arsehole but he does it in a song that makes it and i i haven't watched art is dead that

01:24:16.580 many times so i i haven't sat and fucking worked up but that's will's point of view on it and

01:24:20.980 everyone on twitter disagrees because they're like you've missed the point of the song but it's like

01:24:24.760 yeah i think comedy makes it a lot more easy to be arrogant because you can't tell when someone's

01:24:29.740 being sarcastic or not but you know i try and like there's obvious there's clear moments in

01:24:33.820 this pocket someone could time stamp when i'm clearly being genuine or just saying shit you

01:24:37.040 know yeah it's quite easy to avoid shit if you just fucking keep swapping between it also confuses

01:24:41.060 you yeah i agree which you're doing a great job thank you thank you thank you you can he meant

01:24:45.040 it was really comfy he didn't get me before a lot of people probably don't you it's great i'm not

01:24:50.240 kidding you you you sort of have comments do yeah well you in your audience does and like the people

01:24:55.660 who are watching this podcast like the sidemen viewers don't get me they just think i'm just an

01:24:58.780 asshole because i because i keep telling k so i could beat him up yeah bro that's funny you're

01:25:02.680 very sarcastic you're very dry bro you told me you're gonna fucking sit on me dude we tweeted

01:25:07.420 it back yeah bro you said you and your boy gonna use me as a park me and ramp yeah we will

01:25:11.140 anyway sorry go on i want to see that no i think we're done dude wait what you want to end i'm

01:25:18.940 having a brilliant time you you are brilliant that's why thank you go ahead you do go ahead

01:25:23.560 other people have called brilliant i'm not even

01:25:26.440 you're on the list with tana mojo let's put it like that you and tana mojo are like this

01:25:34.280 From TanaCon.

01:25:36.120 Yeah, from TanaCon.

01:25:37.320 I want to be on the brilliant list?

01:25:39.740 No.

01:25:40.560 Oh.

01:25:41.760 Absolutely not.

01:25:42.580 I'm just kidding.

01:25:43.280 I'm just kidding.

01:25:44.240 How's Jake doing these days?

01:25:45.700 Do you like him?

01:25:46.880 I don't know him.

01:25:48.020 Do people call you Jake Paul ever?

01:25:49.720 Nope.

01:25:50.080 Must be nice.

01:25:51.140 Yeah, he's good.

01:25:53.020 Cool.

01:25:53.780 Yeah.

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01:26:34.580 no it was good

01:26:35.120 that was fantastic

01:26:35.700 was it good

01:26:36.300 yeah bro

01:26:36.720 you can cut that

01:26:37.400 if you want

01:26:37.760 no 100%

01:26:38.900 I felt arrogant there

01:26:39.780 Logan I was arrogant

01:26:40.500 it was good

01:26:41.040 I was arrogant

01:26:41.600 it takes two seconds

01:26:42.600 of your time

01:26:43.160 I liked it

01:26:45.560 no it was great

01:26:46.120 it was arrogant

01:26:46.700 it was not arrogant

01:26:47.960 it was arrogant

01:26:48.400 I'm just an arrogant guy

01:26:49.800 who hides behind comedy

01:26:50.840 well

01:26:51.260 we have yet to find out

01:26:54.880 if that's true

01:26:55.640 oh no I am so arrogant

01:26:56.980 Logan

01:26:57.280 let's go to Nando's

01:26:58.380 and talk about

01:26:58.940 objectifying things

01:26:59.960 sounds like a horrible idea

01:27:02.280 Yeah, fantastic.

01:27:03.540 All right, guys, that's it.

01:27:04.440 We love Tommy and it.

01:27:05.540 Thank you for coming on.

01:27:06.380 Thanks for having me on, man.

01:27:07.160 Of course, of course.

01:27:08.200 We'll see you next time.

01:27:09.060 Jordy, thank you for letting us bum your set again.

01:27:10.720 Thanks, Jordy.

01:27:11.600 He's somewhere.

01:27:13.140 Did you flip me off?

01:27:13.940 Oh, that was a thumbs up.

01:27:14.900 Thumbs up.

01:27:15.440 Yeah, I thought you went.

01:27:17.340 All right, we're done.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - September 14, 2021

E292 TommyInnit Explains Minecraft To Logan Paul

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