Impaulsive with Logan Paul - October 01, 2021


E294 My Friends Confront My Addiction

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E293 Game Of Thrones Biggest Star: Thor 'The Mountain' Bjornsson E295 Adam Ray Roasts Logan Paul’s Love Life

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00:02:12.200 I thought we were sitting down to discuss his issues from the past six months.
00:02:18.120 Oh, dude, that's like a three-hour set.
00:02:19.960 We're doing a three-hour set right now?
00:02:22.760 I'm just kidding.
00:02:23.460 What issues?
00:02:24.180 That way.
00:02:24.800 What issues?
00:02:25.820 Well, Logan.
00:02:26.540 Well, let's just, I mean, like.
00:02:28.500 Are you sober right now?
00:02:37.800 George, you do realize that as a member of this show
00:02:39.800 That you have the ability to say
00:02:41.020 You can say anything you want
00:02:42.660 Yeah, I'm going to cut that
00:02:43.400 Let's just have a conversation
00:02:45.160 What you don't like, we pull out
00:02:46.280 We just started the episode
00:02:47.300 Are we rolling?
00:02:48.220 Yes, we're rolling
00:02:48.760 Hey, welcome back to Impulse
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00:03:16.460 I don't know how to say
00:03:20.040 Because we're using a studio
00:03:20.900 If I got teleported here by myself
00:03:23.680 I definitely would have a lot of questions
00:03:24.860 I would want to know what's
00:03:25.960 What is that thing right there
00:03:27.820 Oh this is how we should have opened the show
00:03:30.120 You know those chickens
00:03:32.220 Yeah
00:03:32.760 Oh I'm excited
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00:03:56.900 let's go okay so look we haven't done a boys only podcast in a while we have george back mike and i
00:04:04.420 have been traveling all over europe i've been traveling all over everywhere else and uh kind
00:04:09.420 I just want to just have a good old impulsive chat with the boys
00:04:13.120 like we used to back in the day.
00:04:15.000 So I actually don't know anything that happened on your guys' trip,
00:04:17.620 so I'm just as curious as you guys,
00:04:19.540 so I'll be throwing out a lot of questions as well.
00:04:21.500 I thought we were sitting down to discuss his issues from the past six months.
00:04:27.360 Oh, dude, that's like a three-hour set.
00:04:29.180 Are we doing a three-hour set right now?
00:04:32.080 I'm just kidding.
00:04:32.700 What issues?
00:04:33.440 That way.
00:04:34.100 What issues?
00:04:34.900 Well, Logan, let's just, I mean, like, are you sober right now?
00:04:39.420 No
00:04:40.560 So that's an issue man
00:04:42.640 We haven't seen sober Logan since he was training for Mayweather 0.99
00:04:45.760 That guy sucks 0.99
00:04:46.640 Let's take this seriously 1.00
00:04:48.380 Get him out of here
00:04:49.280 What is the core reason
00:04:54.320 What benefits are you seeing
00:04:56.220 Out of this 0.61
00:04:56.880 Party lifestyle that Tommy Inn
00:05:00.180 Pretty infamously called you out on
00:05:02.000 I thought having a
00:05:03.780 17 year old
00:05:06.420 Call you out would be the thing that made you change
00:05:08.780 but clearly it wasn't like what do you what what's the benefit what are you getting out of
00:05:11.820 this right now what's this what's it doing for you how's it getting your your your willies off
00:05:15.340 yeah my my rocks rolling yeah uh you know that moment with tommy was powerful when i had a 17
00:05:21.260 year old look me in the face and tell me i needed to stop doing hard crack i can i considered it for
00:05:26.460 one second and then i realized i love hard crack and i'll never stop but what what is it though
00:05:33.900 like because obviously this is a bit of a sensitive topic for me and i i want the audience to know
00:05:38.020 Oh why, because you used to be a drug addict 0.98
00:05:40.100 Yeah, we all fucking know, bro 0.99
00:05:41.620 Didn't you write a book about it or something? 0.98
00:05:45.940 No, hold on
00:05:46.520 I'm on your side
00:05:47.100 I'm so sorry
00:05:48.920 We are coming to you as friends
00:05:52.540 Well, hold on
00:05:53.660 What approach are we taking here?
00:05:55.440 They're coming to me as enemies 1.00
00:05:56.400 Fuck you, man, hold them 1.00
00:05:58.360 I'm coming to you out of a point of curiosity 1.00
00:06:03.120 Alright, let's nail this down right off the bat
00:06:06.900 there's no issue like we're making light of it because there's no issue i mean there is a slight
00:06:12.220 issue oh jeff's doing the one i've been there's slight there's slightly an issue for my trusted
00:06:16.200 advisors i've been getting there there's there's potentially an issue brewing i've been i've been
00:06:22.940 making its way around not not not only as a result of what he's doing but also as a result of what
00:06:28.400 those substances are doing to his mindset and so i so clearly i've noticed as well a return to a
00:06:34.640 some certain aspects of the logan paul character that i thought we had boxed up and and coffined
00:06:40.280 and we could talk about that stuff but like first and foremost like what is it that's driving you to
00:06:45.220 uh the the do you want to talk about this create creativity a little bit like that so so and i
00:06:51.720 also just want to clarify when we're talking about substances you talk about three with me only i was
00:06:56.340 joking about hard crack i don't even know if that's a thing i don't because i don't do crack
00:06:59.360 I've never done cocaine
00:07:01.240 Never do anything up my nose
00:07:03.300 See I don't even know
00:07:05.620 There's drugs
00:07:07.080 It's a purified form of cocaine boys
00:07:09.100 It takes all the adulterants out and makes the smoking experience
00:07:11.460 A little bit more effective for the end user
00:07:13.620 This is not smoking for dummies
00:07:15.060 Also by the way that drug I'll just say right now
00:07:17.480 Is the drug that's like accidentally killing anyone
00:07:20.000 Everyone because fentanyl
00:07:21.720 That's heroin
00:07:22.800 Actually in Arizona right now
00:07:25.540 11 people died in their joints
00:07:27.880 Got it brother I'm not talking about outliers
00:07:30.520 So people might die of fentanyl laced weed
00:07:32.760 And potentially fentanyl laced cocaine
00:07:34.320 But fentanyl laced heroin is the problem
00:07:36.020 It does pop up in other drugs
00:07:38.280 But the majority of it are people mistaking heroin
00:07:40.340 For heroin
00:07:41.460 I just want to make sure we clarify the topic
00:07:44.120 Here's what I'm doing
00:07:45.020 Smoking, I'm drinking, and caffeine
00:07:47.960 And you know
00:07:50.660 Right now
00:07:51.540 Why I'm not sober right now
00:07:53.840 I took a painkiller because my hand was really hurting me
00:07:56.160 This is the first one I took
00:07:57.340 I know I got drowsy
00:08:00.620 And kind of like
00:08:01.460 Not super present
00:08:02.860 So now I got this Red Bull
00:08:03.960 And if you just mix your downers with your uppers
00:08:07.360 You can then do a podcast
00:08:09.280 I feel like
00:08:11.820 No stop
00:08:13.460 Jeff did the cut that thing
00:08:14.920 But let me say this really quickly
00:08:16.020 That in the world outside of illicit substances
00:08:19.040 Is not that unheard of 0.99
00:08:20.420 My fucking hand hurts 0.99
00:08:22.300 I'm not talking about that 0.99
00:08:24.140 But I'm saying there's a lot of people out there
00:08:25.580 Who you know drink
00:08:27.000 Red Bull vodka is a popular drink for a reason
00:08:29.820 They get a great effect off the
00:08:31.600 Alcohol and they get a pop back up
00:08:33.620 From the Red Bull and there's levels to it
00:08:35.520 I love that drink
00:08:36.280 But why? Poor K
00:08:39.300 Logan Paul
00:08:40.180 I'm glad you asked Mike because I'd like to consider myself a semi
00:08:43.120 Reasonable person
00:08:44.800 In some regards
00:08:46.060 And you know
00:08:48.200 I'll just say it about 30
00:08:51.220 Plus days ago we sat on this podcast
00:08:53.700 In Vegas
00:08:55.240 And I, and I mentioned I had this idea and I said, it's one of the greatest, most, in
00:09:01.440 my opinion, brilliant things I've ever conceptualized.
00:09:04.060 And, um, it's kind of taken over me.
00:09:07.600 It is, is completely consumed me in a way where I've, I've just never felt this creatively
00:09:13.280 limitless with what I can do.
00:09:15.580 And, um, having fun in a way where I'm not so, uh, in my head, i.e., you know, smoking,
00:09:23.280 kind of relaxing uh going out with my friends drinking just kind of being like a loose like
00:09:27.780 i'm just i'm i'm living and for the first time ever my inspiration is coming from just being
00:09:33.700 which which is unusual for me like as a creative and as most of the creatives in this room know
00:09:39.000 there's usually some sort of like brainstorming process where you sit down and um come up with
00:09:44.340 the thing that you're going to do next bro i'm in a space in my life and in my head where i can just
00:09:50.220 close my eyes and like ideas come to me and i've never ever felt like that and so i'm kind of
00:09:57.300 leaning into this like free spirited it's called a flow state you're in a foot you're in a long
00:10:02.980 lasting uh uh substance inspired flow state okay so here's here's the issue you are not the first
00:10:10.880 artist you are not the first artist in los angeles you're not the first you know artist
00:10:15.600 in the history of the past 100 years or so to be inspired through substance use the question just
00:10:22.560 becomes where's the line drawn now when you're focusing simply on there's no safe uh drug alcohol
00:10:30.360 and marijuana marijuana maybe but alcohol is no safer than a lot of other drugs you can run into
00:10:34.920 a lot of the same kind of issues that you can with any any other substance right but like you
00:10:39.820 look i my brain automatically goes back to hendrix it goes back to morrison it goes back to
00:10:46.020 you know sid barrett from pink floyd in his early days it goes back to to joplin and all these
00:10:52.880 people who relied heavily on substances to free themselves and create the craft and the art that 0.79
00:10:57.880 they were known for creating and all of those stories ended very fucking tragically and i and
00:11:06.080 And I'm by no means saying that you're even close to being on the level of any of those people. 0.82
00:11:10.220 They were shooting heroin and doing crazy things with their bodies.
00:11:13.760 I take a couple shots every night.
00:11:15.960 Every night.
00:11:17.300 Yeah.
00:11:17.760 Here's the thing.
00:11:18.800 This is my point of view on it.
00:11:20.980 Your personality is this.
00:11:23.200 Everything you do, you go 100%.
00:11:24.780 Extremist.
00:11:25.400 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:25.800 Exactly, which is great.
00:11:26.740 And that's why you have this empire that you've built, which is great.
00:11:29.760 And I hope that you keep continuing to do that. 1.00
00:11:32.240 But I'm a piece of shit. 1.00
00:11:34.460 Not only that. 1.00
00:11:36.080 I'm noticing that you could get grumpy when you're not intoxicated.
00:11:42.360 And so what I'm saying is like you're already having small withdrawals throughout the day.
00:11:46.120 Yeah, I know.
00:11:46.660 And that's kind of worrying me because like I know you have an addictive personality.
00:11:52.260 So what happens when you're done with this project? 0.99
00:11:53.880 Are you going to lose yourself to this shit that you're doing for this one project? 0.98
00:11:57.220 No, that's the other thing about me. 1.00
00:11:58.600 I'm a lunatic and like I can cut stuff cold turkey.
00:12:01.440 So when do me and him step in and say, okay, you're done? 0.88
00:12:03.600 November 29th.
00:12:03.880 29th. And then we have the right to be like,
00:12:05.900 okay, you're done with this shit. Yeah. November 29th. 1.00
00:12:08.300 November 30th. Okay, fine.
00:12:10.020 I'll give you fucking 1.00
00:12:11.740 to the end of the year. I don't even give a fuck. 1.00
00:12:13.340 There needs to be a day where I have to step in and be like, 1.00
00:12:15.820 okay, enough of this shit, bro. Can I be honest with you? 1.00
00:12:18.140 Yeah. I respect what you both are doing
00:12:19.880 right now, but you're not going to need to step in.
00:12:22.080 I do feel like he would. I think he
00:12:23.880 is the type of dude that
00:12:25.760 would be able to stop it. I really do believe in him.
00:12:27.620 It's all I do. But I just wanted to make it. 100 or 0?
00:12:30.160 I also want to
00:12:31.840 level set one more time back to
00:12:33.560 what you said in the beginning in the introduction to this conversation like i've been with him for
00:12:38.080 the majority of this uh creative overload and with the exception of one bone shattering event 0.93
00:12:46.340 the rest of it the rest of it happened very much within reason he's not fucking super intoxicated 0.77
00:12:54.160 he's not shaking in the morning he's not ripping shots at noon for the most part 0.84
00:12:58.100 What I'm trying to say is this
00:13:01.280 As a monitor and someone who considers himself
00:13:03.680 The warning signs are there
00:13:05.520 And so that's why I'm happy we're having the conversation
00:13:07.440 If he's telling us November 29th 0.98
00:13:09.080 Let's fucking hold him to it 0.99
00:13:09.920 November 30th 0.99
00:13:11.960 But if you start to slide there
00:13:13.920 It's gonna be sooner
00:13:16.180 Can I ask
00:13:17.640 You're telling me I need to be sober
00:13:21.520 November 30th
00:13:22.340 Or is it like slow down
00:13:23.900 Can I still have fun on the weekends
00:13:25.940 Of course bro
00:13:26.500 It just has moderation bro
00:13:27.680 Like you have no moderation right now
00:13:29.320 It's just either high or low
00:13:30.240 Like and it's just like
00:13:30.900 A lot of it right now
00:13:33.220 Which I get
00:13:33.740 I know you're leaning it
00:13:34.780 For the creative part of it
00:13:35.820 It's so fun bro 0.95
00:13:36.860 No shit 0.67
00:13:37.640 Nobody's like 0.98
00:13:38.220 I'm having so much fun
00:13:39.320 I'm having so much fun dude
00:13:41.000 By the way
00:13:41.440 This conversation is gonna affect
00:13:43.280 A lot of people in the audience
00:13:44.240 Who are looking back at themselves
00:13:45.920 While listening to this
00:13:47.520 And saying like
00:13:48.080 Yo am I overdoing it
00:13:49.140 You know what I'm saying
00:13:49.740 And like
00:13:50.060 Normally
00:13:51.180 He has restraints
00:13:53.100 On his partying
00:13:54.480 That are
00:13:55.320 Yo I have a fight coming up
00:13:56.440 Yo I have vlogs due
00:13:57.560 Yo I have business that I have to attend to
00:13:59.900 He currently is just lost once again
00:14:02.340 In the fog that is that project
00:14:04.120 And I think to his point
00:14:06.660 Once that project stops
00:14:08.020 You know he's gonna get back into shape
00:14:10.540 For whatever he's gonna do next
00:14:11.700 I love the analogy but it's not fog
00:14:14.380 It's the most like clear sighted
00:14:16.880 Vision and beautiful like mountainous
00:14:18.760 Landscape and I'm just trying to sprint up
00:14:20.800 It while drunk anyways
00:14:22.200 Last thing I've always been the kind of person that says
00:14:24.880 Whatever works for you
00:14:25.880 Different strokes for different folks
00:14:28.580 And so listen if it's working for you
00:14:30.580 And I think at the end of the day it always comes down to
00:14:32.620 The pitfalls
00:14:34.520 Versus the benefits if you're seeing the benefits
00:14:36.640 Outweigh the pitfalls and the only pitfall is
00:14:38.580 One bone
00:14:40.460 Shattering event that we should
00:14:42.580 Talk about yeah or no
00:14:44.300 So one day
00:14:46.600 I'll tell the story
00:14:47.500 Today's not that day I'm just not
00:14:50.640 There yet. Did you talk about the pictures that are on your cast?
00:14:52.600 Yeah so everyone wants to sign cast
00:14:54.100 but I think that's lame
00:14:56.020 so my demand is that you draw a picture
00:14:57.980 and so I got some cool pictures
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00:16:11.900 Back to the program. Things happen
00:16:13.960 when you're in Germany. Things happen when we were there.
00:16:16.260 Should we do a little
00:16:17.080 debrief? What is your favorite moment when you
00:16:19.960 guys are on the trip that you guys didn't invite me to by the way i just want to throw that out
00:16:22.680 there i'm just kidding yeah by the way on that note like this travel is is grueling you know
00:16:28.980 what i'm saying it's work michael it's work in itself and it does a number on you and if you're
00:16:32.460 someone who has to create content someone that's working on stand-up which by the way i'd love to 0.96
00:16:36.280 hear what you've been doing for the past couple weeks as well it could it could do a fucking 0.98
00:16:40.220 number on you and and i you know the only reason i didn't go is because i dead ass was sick and i 0.99
00:16:43.720 was like if i take this trip i'm not recovering like there's literally it fucks you up dude 0.98
00:16:47.840 it does fuck me especially at the rate that we like we're not going on these trips and ending 0.98
00:16:52.660 up in countries for five six days at a time we're going we're we're in berlin for 24 hours 12 hours 0.98
00:16:59.840 at a time and then it's on to the next spot so i don't know what do you want my favorite my
00:17:04.040 favorite thing was was definitely in iceland there is some moment in iceland most beautiful
00:17:08.300 country i've ever seen in my life i said i know i said this on the the last podcast but
00:17:11.580 i've just never seen anything like that before i wish you were i wish you were there georgie
00:17:15.760 because I felt like God was with us on that trip
00:17:17.620 or like the creator, you know, the universe.
00:17:19.700 Yeah, when you see something so beautiful
00:17:21.220 that you know somebody had to create it.
00:17:22.740 Well, it was like what we were chasing that day,
00:17:25.240 everything that we wanted,
00:17:27.440 like weird, like universal,
00:17:29.660 like the weather would open up right when we need,
00:17:32.020 it rains all the time there.
00:17:33.360 The sun would peak through the clouds at the perfect moment.
00:17:36.580 And it was just the most amazing,
00:17:38.480 like dreamscape of an environment.
00:17:42.620 Personally, of all the things we did,
00:17:44.520 I know, you know, it happened in Hamburg, but like, dude, Germany's, Germany's wild.
00:17:51.740 Can we talk about the red light district?
00:17:53.980 Yeah.
00:17:54.360 Wait, can I ask you a question about Germany?
00:17:56.160 I don't know if this is like a fairy tale or whatever, but is it true that there's no
00:18:00.120 speed limits?
00:18:00.680 You can just do whatever you want?
00:18:01.760 Certain areas of the Autobahn.
00:18:03.120 That's on the Autobahn, yeah.
00:18:04.460 So when you get outside of like, like, would it be David, like city limits, like you get
00:18:08.400 20, 30 miles outside of the city to the more opened up areas, the speed limit dissipates
00:18:13.420 or disappears completely.
00:18:14.520 right so the signs are denoted by these gray stripes and and from what i've always heard
00:18:20.360 and understood about the autobahn is there's actually far less accidents there than other
00:18:24.720 places on the planet which is crazy but i can imagine also that when an accident does occur
00:18:28.560 they don't go that's what he was saying david said the europeans uh monitor their rpm and
00:18:37.200 their speeds because of the cost of gas out there which i'm just learning right now first of all in
00:18:41.160 the uk you can't get gas there's a gas shortage in the uk so you actually can't even get gas right
00:18:45.640 right now there and some people have been telling me that in places like sweden and and and uh those
00:18:50.900 norwegian areas that uh gas can be as much as 25 30 a gallon which is mind-blowing so they're very
00:18:57.640 caution uh cautious about how they speed but um red light district yeah it's so it's a what is
00:19:05.560 that it's a place in germany where i i can't believe this is a real thing i walked in i was
00:19:11.060 Welcome to Germany
00:19:13.520 Bro it's a street 1.00
00:19:15.940 Where there are no women allowed 1.00
00:19:17.860 So no women allowed 1.00
00:19:19.720 And you have to be over 18 if you are a man 1.00
00:19:21.880 And
00:19:22.880 You basically browse on this street
00:19:25.940 Like an outdoor shopping mall 1.00
00:19:28.000 And in the window are women 1.00
00:19:29.880 That you can 1.00
00:19:31.640 Purchase sexual favors from 0.94
00:19:33.860 I'm talking prostitution 0.82
00:19:35.980 Commercialized 0.93
00:19:36.960 Very legal
00:19:38.620 semi-regalized. So they're just standing like mannequins?
00:19:41.260 Not standing. Cat calling
00:19:42.820 you, big boy.
00:19:45.640 Hey, daddy.
00:19:47.140 Looking good tonight. 1.00
00:19:49.000 Except in a German accent. And more creative 1.00
00:19:50.920 than that. Yeah, they're not.
00:19:52.700 They're good. They're good. They hook you, dude.
00:19:54.700 Could you paint more of a picture
00:19:56.860 for me? Yeah, yeah. So just to
00:19:58.800 back up a couple steps. The red light district...
00:20:00.940 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. Prostitution is
00:20:02.840 legal completely. Yes. 0.94
00:20:05.240 Yes, but those areas
00:20:06.960 aren't always governed by by the police and so from what i understood from
00:20:10.660 but from what i was told by jesus and his crew and we should get into who jesus is and that in a
00:20:17.680 second was that uh the police offload the responsibilities in those areas because they
00:20:22.980 don't want to be there they don't want to be policing those zones on foot because of what
00:20:27.380 happens there so like it's is it the hood it's not the hood back back up one second red light
00:20:32.880 districts exist in many other places besides just germany one you know the most infamous one is is
00:20:37.500 in is in amsterdam right and and in the netherlands and throughout different areas we went to a very
00:20:41.760 famous one in hamburg called uh that's just off something called the ripper bond which is one more
00:20:46.960 time the ripper bond ripper bond ripper bond it's a very uh i know i know touchy but they go back and
00:20:56.060 forth with it so i don't know where they'd net out if it's eyes a's or e's but it's spelled with two
00:20:59.400 um and and this area is kind of like the free for all party central it's almost like a new
00:21:05.460 orleans of sorts you know there's bars clubs parties all that shit but what he was talking
00:21:10.740 about is at some point you get to this wall that's blocked off and it says you know in german 0.88
00:21:16.460 beyond this point men only 18 plus so how did the women get there well we did that no he means the
00:21:26.120 girls working oh no that's what i'm saying oh so they have like okay i'm george george those
00:21:30.160 girls are allowed there okay the men from a shopping perspective it's men only right
00:21:35.360 we happen to be with a woman and we couldn't just leave her behind 1.00
00:21:41.000 so did you guys dress this woman as a man that's right we did shut the fuck up yeah olivia what 0.99
00:21:49.300 happens if you get caught doing that is that illegal but this is the red light district so 0.99
00:21:53.680 Is it a lawless city
00:21:55.740 I have answers for all this
00:21:57.500 Do you want the real answer
00:21:58.260 I would love the real answer
00:21:58.960 So prior to
00:22:00.460 George was looking at a picture 0.91
00:22:04.040 We turned Olivia O'Brien into Justin
00:22:07.300 Justin
00:22:07.780 I said what's your name man
00:22:09.260 There's no way
00:22:11.180 That anybody believed that this
00:22:14.040 Woman 0.99
00:22:14.960 With these features 1.00
00:22:16.800 Yeah 0.99
00:22:20.320 Was an actual woman 1.00
00:22:22.920 so there's no way she pulled her hood up she put a mask on and and yes it was a quite feminine
00:22:28.120 justin i i i we eventually rolled it back to justine and we were comfortable calling her
00:22:33.140 justine at one point but but they knew the woman knew bro georgie let me tell you the woman found
00:22:38.140 out in the window so so so so back to the situation they open the doors the windows
00:22:42.240 they're in front of windows and they talk to you hey i like your like come here come here and by
00:22:46.860 the way these aren't like your normal you know nickel to dime process these are good looking 1.00
00:22:51.800 women man like these are real real good looking girls i heard um in different countries where it 1.00
00:22:58.140 is legal these girls look like supermodels they were very beautiful women they weren't supermodels
00:23:02.340 but they were they were hot all right and so uh i'm sorry how do you guys i'm having a hard time
00:23:08.760 getting through this story because you're just repeating what i said you just keep asking
00:23:11.540 questions i just know i'm asking from an audience perspective i know this is they're asking the
00:23:15.800 same questions how do you sure guys always stumble upon prostitutes in every trip you guys take
00:23:22.320 it's a good question wait hold on nah he's right not for me well i think i only stumble
00:23:28.360 upon prostitutes when i'm here whoa whoa whoa okay so okay so continue the story i just wanted 0.98
00:23:34.340 to throw that out there because i know there's some people watching this being like these impulsive
00:23:37.240 guys are running to prostitutes well yeah we are in depth on the topic but for his sake and
00:23:43.440 Long story short 0.66
00:23:44.580 We go in this area 1.00
00:23:45.420 And the girls do find out
00:23:47.740 That Justin is actually Justine
00:23:49.680 Got it
00:23:50.220 And I'm like
00:23:51.320 You know
00:23:51.640 Because we're by the way
00:23:52.360 Kind of playing into it
00:23:53.280 Have you met our friend Justin
00:23:54.340 And they're like 1.00
00:23:54.720 That ain't no girl 0.98
00:23:55.860 That ain't no girl 1.00
00:23:58.760 She goes 1.00
00:23:59.100 Who is this bitch 1.00
00:24:00.780 Yes yes 1.00
00:24:01.520 They're cussing at her
00:24:02.380 Whoa 0.91
00:24:02.920 Really
00:24:03.640 They're mad
00:24:04.260 They get mad
00:24:04.660 Bro
00:24:05.200 Do you know what they do 0.98
00:24:06.060 If they catch a girl
00:24:06.840 On the street 1.00
00:24:07.580 They throw buckets of piss
00:24:09.260 Piss 0.97
00:24:09.680 Urine 0.99
00:24:10.220 They throw buckets of urine 1.00
00:24:11.840 At the girls 1.00
00:24:12.720 There's where the fuck 1.00
00:24:15.040 First of all 1.00
00:24:16.720 I want to know who assembles the bucket of piss
00:24:19.540 Who's like this morning guys 1.00
00:24:21.180 Come on just in case Justina comes back
00:24:23.320 They collect it throughout the day
00:24:24.440 There are no rules in this place
00:24:26.060 So they can't call the cops
00:24:27.580 So they just take matters into their own bucket
00:24:30.040 That was an old tactic
00:24:32.280 When buckets were still used for urine
00:24:33.840 I don't think they're doing that anymore 0.99
00:24:35.200 They didn't throw piss at her
00:24:37.400 They did call her a beach
00:24:39.160 And we then left
00:24:42.700 By the way, no prostitution was solicited on this trip.
00:24:45.540 There was no closure.
00:24:46.980 It was just exploring the area because it's something that needs to be explored.
00:24:50.640 I would definitely explore that.
00:24:51.760 And also, I might get in a lot of trouble for this, but I've always been curious growing
00:24:56.000 up why prostitution wasn't legal everywhere. 0.86
00:24:58.760 Why do they take the rights from women to do what they want with their body?
00:25:01.420 I have a lot of questions about legality on a lot of things. 1.00
00:25:04.120 Yeah.
00:25:04.780 And by the way, I don't promote it, but I also don't like the fact that they remove
00:25:09.320 things from people.
00:25:10.200 I think if this is for...
00:25:11.260 Weed is the one right now that is boggling to me.
00:25:16.580 The legality of weed.
00:25:18.500 Because, you know, having lived in California for six, seven years, it became legal and
00:25:26.000 it was so normal, right, for everyone to be smoking, like, wherever.
00:25:29.360 Yeah.
00:25:30.100 And pretty much everywhere else you travel, that's just not the case.
00:25:33.320 They look at it like a hard drug.
00:25:34.660 It's insane.
00:25:35.460 It's insane to me.
00:25:36.520 Yeah.
00:25:36.720 I mean, bro, the world's just in, you know, different places.
00:25:40.400 At different times.
00:25:40.940 It's just different points of views, which is crazy to me.
00:25:43.160 It bothers me that, as there's a lot of people,
00:25:46.040 people are still locked up for a very long time
00:25:48.300 for small amounts of weed.
00:25:51.780 In America, yeah.
00:25:52.360 It bothers me that they're locked up
00:25:54.760 in states that are not legalized. 1.00
00:25:56.240 To me, it's like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:25:56.940 That's horrible. 1.00
00:25:57.620 That's horrible.
00:25:58.440 I don't understand.
00:25:59.720 I might make a little play for that eventually. 1.00
00:26:01.720 Kim K does, she's an advocate for people. 1.00
00:26:04.680 The leader on it, yeah. 0.69
00:26:06.000 She's been to the White House.
00:26:07.580 Oh, she's been to the White House?
00:26:08.640 On that topic
00:26:09.420 To try to get people out
00:26:10.940 On crimes that are
00:26:11.760 For crimes that are down
00:26:12.920 Good for her bro
00:26:13.380 Good for her
00:26:13.800 I'm actually
00:26:14.200 I love Kim Kardashian dude 0.50
00:26:16.120 The fact that she could 0.96
00:26:17.200 Just be sitting on the fact
00:26:18.080 That she's just pretty 1.00
00:26:18.800 And has a lot of money 0.82
00:26:19.640 But she's like 1.00
00:26:20.260 Actively using her brain 1.00
00:26:21.540 To like make the world
00:26:22.220 A better place
00:26:22.720 Absolutely
00:26:23.140 Absolutely
00:26:24.080 I think a lot of people
00:26:24.860 Sell her short
00:26:25.440 Because she does 0.99
00:26:26.000 She does do it 1.00
00:26:26.560 No she's a fucking genius 1.00
00:26:27.600 And anybody who ever 1.00
00:26:28.360 Does not think that
00:26:29.340 They're just haters 1.00
00:26:30.000 You wanna fuck them up 1.00
00:26:30.600 Yeah they're haters 1.00
00:26:31.140 Yeah
00:26:31.520 So you guys
00:26:33.360 That was one area
00:26:34.900 So
00:26:35.240 I heard there was a lava
00:26:37.440 Or like a volcano
00:26:38.600 This was in Iceland.
00:26:40.400 Okay, let's talk about Iceland.
00:26:41.560 I have this thing where when I go on trips,
00:26:44.280 especially now when I'm in this kind of manic state,
00:26:47.080 not kind of.
00:26:47.560 No, no, he's definitely in a manic state.
00:26:49.660 It's hilarious to watch it happen.
00:26:51.280 I don't sleep.
00:26:52.780 I always want to just do stuff.
00:26:54.820 I cannot be still.
00:26:56.160 I'm pacing every single day.
00:26:57.080 The moment I wake up and leave the bed,
00:26:58.620 I'm walking in circles.
00:27:00.160 And so I'm like, we're in Iceland, dude.
00:27:01.820 And the one thing I haven't done yet
00:27:03.440 is hiked the volcano.
00:27:05.080 The only issue was it was 2 a.m.
00:27:06.580 And it was raining
00:27:08.280 And our flight was the next morning at like 7
00:27:09.880 Wait hold on if it's raining
00:27:11.320 Then the volcanoes shouldn't be able to
00:27:13.360 You can't see lava yeah
00:27:14.600 Rain will actually not cancel a volcanic explosion
00:27:18.560 I'm pretty sure weather has to do with
00:27:21.480 Is it no or not
00:27:23.600 No
00:27:25.200 What
00:27:26.060 I thought that if like it rains a lot
00:27:29.020 It like presses it down for a little bit
00:27:30.600 And then it comes back up
00:27:31.740 What do you
00:27:32.480 I'm not a volcano
00:27:34.420 What happens when rain hits 1,200 degree lava?
00:27:38.900 It's not even the heat.
00:27:39.860 It's more the pressure.
00:27:40.980 That's a lot.
00:27:41.800 Isn't that like water makes it snow?
00:27:44.620 All right.
00:27:44.940 I don't know anything about volcanoes.
00:27:46.500 No one's going to make fun of me.
00:27:47.860 Who else talks about precipitation?
00:27:48.880 You know about volcanoes?
00:27:49.560 You're not that guy, pal.
00:27:50.860 You'll never be that guy, bro. 1.00
00:27:52.000 Oh, no, I'm stupid. 1.00
00:27:52.340 There is underwater volcanoes that are stronger than the ones that are on land. 1.00
00:27:55.680 So I fucked up. 0.98
00:27:56.660 Just so you know, I would never make fun of you. 0.99
00:27:57.960 I didn't think that was.
00:27:58.820 I just thought it was a question.
00:28:00.140 That was it.
00:28:01.220 I think it's more of a pressure-based thing.
00:28:02.940 I don't think your rain storm is going to shut down
00:28:04.620 It's not too much pressure
00:28:05.160 I didn't know that much
00:28:05.780 Look, the rain did not cancel the volcanic eruption
00:28:08.660 If it was in LA, it would
00:28:09.560 The volcanic eruption
00:28:10.960 That was funny
00:28:11.900 That was funny
00:28:12.560 The volcanic eruption canceled itself
00:28:15.620 It was dormant
00:28:16.440 It stopped
00:28:17.460 It was dormant?
00:28:18.740 We knew it
00:28:19.160 It had stopped flowing
00:28:20.520 It had stopped flowing for two days
00:28:22.080 And we were like
00:28:23.520 Alright, I'm going to give this a shot
00:28:25.540 So bro, we show up at this volcano
00:28:26.940 Long story short 0.99
00:28:28.060 Five of us ended up hiking a fucking volcano 0.99
00:28:32.320 Could you name the people so we can paint this picture? 0.99
00:28:34.680 With no lava.
00:28:35.420 Yeah, it was Neil, our security guard, who's seven foot, by the way.
00:28:38.960 Actually seven foot.
00:28:41.560 400 or something.
00:28:43.540 Viking, our host in Iceland.
00:28:46.420 Sorrel Amor.
00:28:48.080 These names are fantastic.
00:28:49.060 A travel influencer who I found out was a travel influencer after the hike.
00:28:54.460 Same.
00:28:54.740 And I was wondering why.
00:28:56.880 I was like, I know Danny's a badass because Danny was there and she was hiking with us.
00:29:00.780 but this other girl
00:29:01.800 Sorrell
00:29:02.600 like no one complained
00:29:03.720 which was
00:29:04.240 Kevin was there too
00:29:05.500 that's it
00:29:06.040 and me
00:29:06.700 and no one complained
00:29:08.060 and when I
00:29:09.160 you know
00:29:11.040 I'm pretty hard
00:29:12.200 like I can do
00:29:12.940 I can do a hike
00:29:13.500 in the rain
00:29:13.940 no problem
00:29:14.340 but like
00:29:14.940 definitely wasn't easy
00:29:16.740 it was a little jaunt
00:29:17.820 and no one complained bro
00:29:19.240 like I'm talking
00:29:19.760 freezing cold weather
00:29:20.960 rain up a hill
00:29:22.100 in the mud
00:29:22.740 at 4
00:29:24.200 5 a.m. bro
00:29:25.280 how was the pace
00:29:26.260 were you guys going fast
00:29:27.000 pace was quick 1.00
00:29:27.880 because that Viking dude 0.92
00:29:28.960 dude
00:29:29.500 yo
00:29:30.100 Watch this dude hike a mountain
00:29:32.980 That's when you know he's from Iceland
00:29:34.660 It was the first time I was like 1.00
00:29:35.900 He's fucking Icelandic bro 1.00
00:29:37.920 How tall are these mountains by the way? 1.00
00:29:40.040 We ended up hiking 4 miles
00:29:41.580 Up? I was very tired
00:29:44.060 Yeah up yeah
00:29:45.400 Not steep
00:29:46.660 Maybe like 10 degree incline
00:29:48.960 Don't look at me at any point
00:29:50.800 Where were you?
00:29:52.320 He was in the green light district
00:29:55.500 In the green light district
00:29:57.380 It's a little bit different than the red light district
00:29:59.280 And, bro, you know what the craziest part was?
00:30:01.300 The reason Dani was there was because we flew her to Iceland with that life-size six-foot Charizard costume that David Cho made me.
00:30:10.740 Because we were going to carry it up the volcano and take a picture of it in front of the lava.
00:30:14.780 Genius.
00:30:15.480 Yeah, but the volcano wasn't erupting. 0.99
00:30:17.480 It was fucking raining. 0.98
00:30:18.860 Wait, wait, you guys went up with this thing? 0.99
00:30:21.080 No, no, because it wasn't erupting.
00:30:22.680 You can, like, tell me.
00:30:23.400 We were going to.
00:30:25.100 So now you just wanted to go just to see it, even if it wasn't?
00:30:27.400 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:30:28.200 Okay, cool, cool, cool. 0.91
00:30:28.700 And I guess, like, I'll bookend this with saying, like, it was such a fucking fun experience.
00:30:33.280 And, like, experiences like that, you really carry with you for when you do the next thing where you're like, oh, this is kind of crazy. 0.56
00:30:39.580 Like, there's no service up here.
00:30:42.000 Like, I like putting myself in uncomfortable scenarios, as you guys know.
00:30:45.700 And I like doing a lot so I'm prepared for literally anything.
00:30:50.000 And so, like, I've said it before.
00:30:50.940 Life isn't short.
00:30:51.560 You just got to do more.
00:30:52.240 Like, push yourself to go find parts of yourself that you wouldn't unless you're in a very specific circumstance.
00:30:57.760 The more you know yourself, I think the better person
00:31:00.340 You can be in this world
00:31:01.960 And I try to
00:31:03.560 Discover myself through and through
00:31:06.500 And experiences like this
00:31:07.640 Especially traveling
00:31:08.760 When you dig deep, things happen
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00:32:17.340 Reading is hard.
00:32:19.620 Yeah, even when you don't dig that.
00:32:21.840 It wasn't like we're dying, but it wasn't like an easy hike.
00:32:24.580 I heard that – no, I didn't hear any of this side of the story, but Olivia was like, yo, the security guard was like, this was top five.
00:32:31.700 No, so I came out the next morning.
00:32:34.080 I go up to Neil.
00:32:35.660 And by the way, like the part that he's leaving out is hike ended at 530.
00:32:40.940 They all come back soaking wet to the hotel.
00:32:43.800 Flights at 7. 1.00
00:32:44.700 Like go to the airport, get your shit, pack your bags. 0.98
00:32:48.340 In the five seconds you get back to the hotel and go to the airport. 0.99
00:32:50.680 so while that's normal for us at our at the pace that we've been running these trips
00:32:55.480 sometimes what you're asking of these like security uh protocol like these security teams
00:33:01.960 i go up to neil he's standing out in the pouring rain still loading our 800 pound bags into the car
00:33:09.920 after this six hour hike march that that like yes it was exciting for some of the people involved
00:33:17.580 but like let me tell you for the people that didn't
00:33:19.460 want to be there probably wasn't
00:33:20.960 I go dude everybody's so
00:33:23.100 you know I'm waking up after 10 hours of sleeping
00:33:25.240 I go seems like you guys had a great time
00:33:27.460 like everybody's pretty pumped up he goes
00:33:28.900 don't let any of them lie to you
00:33:31.100 top 5 experiences
00:33:32.700 top 5 worst experiences in my life
00:33:35.780 top 5
00:33:36.940 I go he goes he goes they're gonna come
00:33:39.540 he goes they're gonna come up to you and they're gonna tell you
00:33:41.760 that it was one of the best things they've ever done 0.99
00:33:43.780 it was fucking awful 0.99
00:33:44.840 It was fucking awful, mate 0.99
00:33:46.480 And I'm so jealous that you didn't go 0.99
00:33:48.100 But you saw the lava, he goes, it was this big
00:33:50.420 We saw no lava 0.99
00:33:51.740 He goes, it was this fucking big, mate 0.98
00:33:53.640 He goes, we hiked up a pitch black, sopping wet mountain 1.00
00:33:57.280 I was in my fucking jeans, mate 0.99
00:33:59.800 I've never been so wet in my life 1.00
00:34:01.900 Top five worst experiences of my life
00:34:03.780 Sideways
00:34:05.000 Sideways rain
00:34:05.680 And he slipped too 1.00
00:34:07.800 And busted, he goes, I busted my damn knee 0.99
00:34:11.200 And this is like a 0.99
00:34:11.940 Why did you need to bring him?
00:34:13.440 Beforehand I said
00:34:16.600 Neil just so you know
00:34:17.320 This is going to be a thing
00:34:19.780 And you don't have to come
00:34:20.820 He said 1.00
00:34:23.700 I'll live for this shit 1.00
00:34:25.600 And by the way I didn't know that 1.00
00:34:28.160 Because he never told me that 0.99
00:34:29.100 And didn't complain one fucking time 0.99
00:34:32.220 I love Neil 0.97
00:34:33.100 He's the best in the world
00:34:34.640 If you ever need somebody to protect you 0.99
00:34:36.900 Hands down the best fucking guy ever 0.98
00:34:39.240 If you ever see anyone important 0.99
00:34:40.980 Doing anything significant in the UK
00:34:43.620 Neil is next to them.
00:34:44.500 He's there.
00:34:44.800 He's the big guy next to Anthony Josh, whoever, right?
00:34:47.220 He's the sharpest individual.
00:34:47.820 You can't get him. 1.00
00:34:49.380 Josh, yeah, he's the shit. 1.00
00:34:50.780 And just another note on him not telling you part. 1.00
00:34:55.180 I actually wasn't supposed to tell anybody.
00:34:57.060 I was supposed to say that.
00:34:58.440 He was like, mate, don't tell him I said this.
00:35:00.480 No, but he's not going to care.
00:35:01.880 But he did.
00:35:02.400 He offered up because here's why.
00:35:04.360 When you're in Iceland and you get that kind of opportunity,
00:35:07.400 this is how he explained it to me.
00:35:08.700 He's like, they gave me an out, mate, and I didn't take it because I'm in Iceland.
00:35:12.360 It's an opportunity.
00:35:12.820 and and and did you were there moments on the hike where you felt like you you wanted to give
00:35:17.700 up at all or not me for you know but i'm sure danny no none of you guys okay that's stuff i 0.91
00:35:23.620 look for yeah same and i and i knew that i knew there was no lava i just wanted to hike a fucking 0.77
00:35:28.280 mountain while like vibing in iceland those are the ones that that challenge me more than anything 0.72
00:35:32.420 are the ones that don't have the crazy payoff like yo if we make it to the top of this mountain we
00:35:38.020 get to see the coolest volcanic eruption like you're going up that mountain knowing that when
00:35:42.460 you get to the top you're gonna be let down there was a point where it was like are we just walking
00:35:46.520 around aimlessly and if we are like i'm still having fun got it got it okay okay no that's
00:35:51.440 that's that's where it did get hard i noticed i definitely hit a wall which you know i've been 0.87
00:35:56.020 up for fucking two days straight and like i was like okay i'm dying damn two days up and then 0.83
00:36:00.760 hiking i have i have uh i have i have two two stories they're kind of good by the way i'm i 0.86
00:36:06.880 really love the direction of this podcast so far these stories are so cool good and if you have any
00:36:12.120 Also please share Georgie
00:36:13.120 We haven't heard from you
00:36:13.820 In a while
00:36:14.180 Are we done with Europe
00:36:15.040 Is there anything else
00:36:16.560 I was just gonna
00:36:17.220 I mean
00:36:17.580 We did the
00:36:18.680 Red light district
00:36:20.400 So now it seems like
00:36:21.100 A strip club story
00:36:21.860 Would be a little odd
00:36:22.580 Yeah
00:36:22.900 No that's what I'm talking about 0.99
00:36:24.760 I have a strip club story
00:36:25.860 Oh okay
00:36:26.720 Do you have one
00:36:27.620 All that happened to me
00:36:29.060 Was so
00:36:29.680 In between Hamburg
00:36:30.940 And Iceland
00:36:31.940 We did go to Berlin
00:36:32.880 We didn't get to experience it
00:36:34.160 One thing I do
00:36:34.800 Understand about
00:36:35.620 This wild city
00:36:37.180 The capital
00:36:38.200 Is it the capital Germany 1.00
00:36:39.400 Oh fuck 1.00
00:36:40.020 Berlin 1.00
00:36:40.340 I don't know
00:36:40.760 It's a city in Germany
00:36:41.840 A big city in Germany
00:36:42.720 They have these ultra clubs
00:36:44.220 That go on all night
00:36:45.220 For like three days straight
00:36:46.260 I go to this
00:36:47.600 One strip club
00:36:49.500 Because I didn't go
00:36:50.120 To the ultra clubs
00:36:50.760 And it's this place
00:36:51.440 Called Golden Dolls
00:36:52.360 I'm gonna give them
00:36:52.680 A free shout out
00:36:53.260 If that's okay
00:36:53.720 Or we can bleep it
00:36:54.380 And I walk in
00:36:55.980 And I immediately see
00:36:58.700 All these really good 1.00
00:36:59.620 Looking strippers 1.00
00:37:00.100 And the first girl 0.99
00:37:01.660 The closest of proximity 0.74
00:37:03.080 Turns to me and goes
00:37:03.980 I can't believe you're here
00:37:05.520 No that's 1.00
00:37:06.100 That's not the red accent
00:37:07.360 Dude you do the same
00:37:08.400 I can't believe you're here
00:37:09.460 I watch all of your podcasts
00:37:11.540 i can't believe it i see all your shows i watch the night now it's done but she was a fan bro
00:37:19.560 and it was uh and it was she said this to him as she was upside down sliding on the pole right
00:37:24.220 before the strippers do their famous thunder clap with their heels they go they go and they
00:37:28.620 clap their heels together like like a mating call but it was bro but it was the first time i ever
00:37:33.100 ended up in a scenario like that where it was like a a stripper that was a fan and it changed
00:37:39.160 the dynamic incredibly 1.00
00:37:40.440 and not in a good way.
00:37:42.540 Yeah, of course.
00:37:43.620 It was weird, bro.
00:37:45.840 So like,
00:37:46.160 so like she told
00:37:47.280 the boss of the place
00:37:48.340 and he goes,
00:37:49.580 you know,
00:37:50.200 doors are open.
00:37:52.660 Whatever you need.
00:37:53.680 Why is everybody
00:37:54.340 you meet angry? 1.00
00:37:55.580 You're all Germans. 1.00
00:37:57.100 Whatever you need. 1.00
00:37:58.800 Did she give you
00:37:59.720 her real name?
00:38:00.260 No, so he just started,
00:38:01.140 he put us at the table, 0.99
00:38:02.360 started bringing shit out. 0.99
00:38:03.160 He's like, 0.99
00:38:03.360 any dances you want
00:38:04.300 are on the house.
00:38:05.280 Anything you want,
00:38:05.940 it's on the house.
00:38:06.480 Okay, we, you know,
00:38:07.080 we're big fans,
00:38:07.760 blah, blah, so on and so forth.
00:38:08.700 Hilarious.
00:38:09.160 So, I don't know if I told you this, but I go downstairs for a dance just because it's customary. 0.98
00:38:16.060 Like, it's like, go get a fucking dance or at this club, whatever. 0.98
00:38:18.400 So, I'm getting this dance. 0.99
00:38:19.220 I love the buildup to make it seem okay.
00:38:21.540 We're here.
00:38:22.080 It's customary.
00:38:22.700 It's customary.
00:38:23.060 I don't want to be disrespectful.
00:38:24.580 You said it's free.
00:38:25.840 So, I got five of them on me.
00:38:27.360 I didn't want to be rude. 1.00
00:38:28.820 So, I got all the girls back in my corner. 1.00
00:38:31.060 No, so I bring the fan one down there.
00:38:33.440 And she goes, you know, I've been following you and, you know, I was a huge fan of your ex-girlfriend as well.
00:38:41.560 And she was so pretty.
00:38:43.320 And she started dancing and it threw the dynamic off because she told me that she didn't feel pretty enough because of who my ex was.
00:38:51.860 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:38:53.480 Leave that shit at home. 1.00
00:38:55.140 Leave it at home, buddy. 1.00
00:38:57.720 We're all working here.
00:38:59.000 I immediately was like, yeah, this is over.
00:39:00.940 Like, let's just go back upstairs.
00:39:02.120 And it was so awkward
00:39:03.800 It was bad
00:39:04.580 Poor girl 1.00
00:39:05.820 This poor girl
00:39:06.700 That's sad bro
00:39:08.840 I would have called that off
00:39:10.480 I did
00:39:11.140 That would affect me 0.97
00:39:13.020 What's your strip club 1.00
00:39:14.300 I thought you were going to say 1.00
00:39:16.140 What's my stripper name 1.00
00:39:17.100 Which by the way 0.98
00:39:17.580 I think we should do really quick
00:39:18.480 Middle name 0.97
00:39:19.520 Street you grew up on
00:39:20.780 Woodridge
00:39:23.240 What
00:39:24.320 My street
00:39:25.460 Edward Woodridge
00:39:26.940 What's Edward Woodridge
00:39:28.900 Isn't your middle name Edward
00:39:29.980 Emmanuel
00:39:30.620 Emmanuel Woodridge
00:39:32.020 Your middle name
00:39:33.720 Emmanuel Woodridge
00:39:35.000 Now coming to the stage
00:39:39.560 Emmanuel Woodridge
00:39:41.140 I do my thundercloud
00:39:42.120 I don't know why
00:39:45.700 But that's kind of a hot name
00:39:47.200 Emmanuel Woodridge
00:39:48.740 The wood has rage
00:39:51.080 So what's your guys
00:39:54.620 Don't leave me here 1.00
00:39:55.580 They made me say shit 1.00
00:39:58.400 And then they just sat there quietly 1.00
00:39:59.680 Loren Saltmell
00:40:01.360 That sounds right
00:40:02.680 Lauren Sawmill
00:40:04.440 Yeah my mom
00:40:05.000 Lauren
00:40:06.640 It's Lauren
00:40:07.900 She was a big fan
00:40:09.060 Of Ralph Lauren
00:40:09.600 Your middle name is Lauren
00:40:10.440 Lauren
00:40:12.680 I'm not calling you
00:40:13.520 Mike anymore
00:40:13.960 Lauren
00:40:14.880 It's Lauren
00:40:16.140 Lauren
00:40:17.240 Thank you Jeff
00:40:18.700 It's French
00:40:19.060 Whatever you say Jeff
00:40:20.080 It's my middle name too 1.00
00:40:21.600 Well you're a girl
00:40:22.960 Yeah but it's fun
00:40:23.980 It's fine
00:40:24.480 It's 2021
00:40:25.020 You can be Lauren
00:40:25.680 She said yeah it's fun
00:40:27.040 That's fire
00:40:27.900 What's yours
00:40:28.460 Alexander Bradley
00:40:29.780 That's cooler than your real name
00:40:32.420 That's good
00:40:33.280 Alexander Bradley dude that would have been my name 0.99
00:40:36.700 I would have changed that shit to that 0.99
00:40:38.220 Just yesterday I was in Oregon 1.00
00:40:40.160 Visiting
00:40:41.480 Oregon
00:40:43.060 And I ended up at a strip club 0.99
00:40:46.140 In the middle of fucking 0.99
00:40:47.800 Oregon 1.00
00:40:49.300 You guys know where that place is of course you don't
00:40:52.700 Isn't it a big relatively big
00:40:54.180 It's actually incredible
00:40:55.380 We had probably one of the most fun 24 hours of my life
00:40:59.240 And I wasn't there by the way
00:41:00.380 And I didn't drag you 0.99
00:41:01.140 Because it was supposed to be
00:41:01.920 It was supposed to be a quick jaunt
00:41:03.220 And you know
00:41:03.780 We had heard that there was
00:41:05.140 We wanted drinks at like 11pm
00:41:06.860 And nowhere was open
00:41:07.860 Except the strip club
00:41:08.620 So we walked to the strip club
00:41:10.800 Yep
00:41:11.000 Walked down the street
00:41:12.160 It's Oregon
00:41:13.120 And we go in there
00:41:15.000 And everything's all good
00:41:16.780 I had some cash on me
00:41:18.560 So I withdrew $3,000 in singles
00:41:21.540 Right
00:41:22.400 And started just handing them
00:41:23.820 To the patrons
00:41:24.420 And I'm just like
00:41:24.920 Here like throw this money
00:41:26.040 Like let's like 1.00
00:41:26.920 Like these girls gonna work tonight 1.00
00:41:28.480 And we got to make sure they get paid 1.00
00:41:29.940 It was fun 0.96
00:41:31.460 Mind you, you know how I feel about strip clubs
00:41:33.420 I get uncomfortable, I can't be there
00:41:35.600 But I was having fun, we're in Oregon doing whatever
00:41:38.420 And so I have this brick of cash
00:41:40.460 Under my arm, I'm in this Oregon strip club
00:41:42.260 And like
00:41:43.960 I don't know how to say this without coming off pretentious
00:41:46.280 But
00:41:46.540 I often find when I go to
00:41:49.680 Like middle America
00:41:52.380 Or flyover states, sometimes the
00:41:54.480 Etiquette for filming
00:41:56.360 Me is a bit
00:41:57.540 Less
00:41:59.300 I think appropriate
00:42:01.120 Than usual
00:42:02.140 I.e. I'm sitting at a strip club
00:42:04.440 With a fucking brick of cash 1.00
00:42:05.680 Under my arm 1.00
00:42:06.100 And some dude comes and 0.96
00:42:07.020 Puts his camera in my face
00:42:08.380 Nah nah nah
00:42:09.200 At an Oregon strip club
00:42:10.460 Right
00:42:10.800 Fam I have a broken hand
00:42:12.740 I'm at a strip club in Oregon
00:42:14.900 Like I'll talk about it 1.00
00:42:16.460 But fucking 0.99
00:42:16.880 I don't want y'all to see that 1.00
00:42:18.200 Like get this shit 1.00
00:42:19.200 Get your fucking phone 1.00
00:42:20.480 Out of my face 1.00
00:42:21.000 One good hand
00:42:22.360 The classic 0.99
00:42:23.120 Sink snatches phone
00:42:25.140 I have it now
00:42:26.800 I had the video
00:42:27.660 He's like
00:42:28.440 Bro give me my phone
00:42:29.080 I go
00:42:29.340 Bro you just took 1.00
00:42:29.920 A fucking video of me 1.00
00:42:30.920 In my face 1.00
00:42:31.760 At a strip club
00:42:32.620 Dude I think that's weird
00:42:34.060 He goes bro give me my phone
00:42:34.840 So I go in
00:42:35.680 I delete it
00:42:36.640 Thank god his phone
00:42:37.440 Was unlocked
00:42:37.880 So I go to recently deleted
00:42:38.880 And mind you
00:42:39.740 The dynamic of this
00:42:41.320 Is weird
00:42:41.740 Cause like
00:42:42.200 I have
00:42:43.340 One hand
00:42:44.480 That I'm currently using
00:42:45.840 To delete the video
00:42:47.640 On his phone
00:42:47.900 I'm defenseless
00:42:48.720 Right
00:42:48.980 And so I don't know
00:42:49.560 If this guy
00:42:49.920 Kevin's standing right there
00:42:51.100 And we don't really
00:42:52.100 We don't have a crew
00:42:52.840 We don't have like people
00:42:53.720 She's like bro give me my phone
00:42:55.100 I go fam
00:42:55.960 Now I set the brick down
00:42:58.380 Cause I'm like now I'm getting angry 0.99
00:42:59.900 This guy needs to shut the fuck up and get out of my face 0.99
00:43:02.120 And so I set the brick down 0.99
00:43:04.580 And I sense that like
00:43:06.720 Thing coming
00:43:07.840 I go bro
00:43:09.200 You just took a video of a stranger
00:43:12.380 In a strip club do you not think that's weird
00:43:14.500 He goes no no it's cool man
00:43:16.260 I go you just took a video of a strip club
00:43:18.000 Of a stranger in a strip club do you not think that's weird
00:43:20.020 He goes no bro I swear it's cool
00:43:21.140 I go no I'm telling you it's not cool 0.97
00:43:22.540 I'm telling you right fucking now it's not cool 0.98
00:43:24.880 He goes no please 0.99
00:43:26.180 I go bro
00:43:27.320 Admit to me right now
00:43:29.200 That it's weird to take a video
00:43:30.940 Of a stranger
00:43:31.880 In a strip club
00:43:33.220 He goes
00:43:33.580 No they mention it mate
00:43:35.780 He goes
00:43:36.060 No seriously
00:43:37.800 He had a moment of like
00:43:38.680 To him
00:43:39.320 He just discovered
00:43:40.980 The cure to cancer
00:43:43.160 Gravity
00:43:43.720 Yeah I guess it is a little weird
00:43:45.800 I guess it is a little weird
00:43:48.680 I go yeah 0.98
00:43:49.520 It fucking is 0.99
00:43:50.760 Now take this stack 1.00
00:43:52.360 Go throw it at the strippers 1.00
00:43:53.440 And get a shot with me
00:43:54.340 nice that's how you handle it so we took a shot we threw the money and it was great but like
00:44:00.180 i guess i was just so stunned like i don't know if he was in shock that i was like pressing him
00:44:05.540 a little bit and maybe he just kind of panicked but like yeah yeah so that's that's why i say
00:44:10.500 it's it's uncommon i don't know like a person with like a following in bend oregon and strip
00:44:16.060 club is probably not too common i'm assuming that's where can you tell me what he my favorite
00:44:20.960 is knowing what they say
00:44:22.220 when the phone's in your phone.
00:44:23.360 Because my guess is,
00:44:24.440 can I take a stab at it?
00:44:26.660 Yo, it's Logan Paul.
00:44:29.140 No, nothing.
00:44:29.980 No?
00:44:30.480 Nothing. 0.99
00:44:30.960 He wasn't like a, 1.00
00:44:32.560 no, he wasn't,
00:44:33.300 there was nothing.
00:44:34.000 It was just like that.
00:44:34.780 And I go,
00:44:35.740 he goes, 1.00
00:44:36.120 what the fuck? 1.00
00:44:36.620 I go, bro, 1.00
00:44:37.060 you just took a fucking video of me? 0.99
00:44:38.260 Yeah. 1.00
00:44:39.020 Right now?
00:44:39.440 You think that's weird?
00:44:40.140 Come on, mate.
00:44:40.820 Give me my phone back.
00:44:41.840 No, this was in Oregon. 1.00
00:44:43.100 Yeah, but they're all British. 0.98
00:44:44.280 You ask me any reaction is British, dude.
00:44:47.040 And I said, yeah, it was cool. 0.98
00:44:48.280 We went to a dick museum in Iceland. 0.98
00:44:50.020 I can't believe it. 0.97
00:44:50.960 Dude, it was the first time in my life I was like, dude, I'm not the only person who thinks 0.98
00:44:54.340 penises are fascinating. 0.99
00:44:55.760 There's an entire museum dedicated to cock in Iceland, in Reykjavik. 0.98
00:44:59.960 They try to spice it up by calling it the Reykjavik Phallological Museum.
00:45:04.720 Yeah, they try to make it like scientific. 0.99
00:45:07.180 It's a dick. 0.99
00:45:07.720 It's the dick museum. 1.00
00:45:08.980 It's the museum of cocks. 1.00
00:45:09.720 You go there to look at penis. 1.00
00:45:11.140 There's no other way around it. 0.99
00:45:12.280 So it's just like different styles?
00:45:13.840 No.
00:45:14.240 Everything. 0.88
00:45:14.880 Different species. 1.00
00:45:16.440 From what I understand.
00:45:17.460 So that literally would be different strokes for different folks.
00:45:20.260 I love that.
00:45:20.740 Dude, there are wieners in jars, like pickles, like floating in some sort of like formaldehyde 0.91
00:45:26.060 or something that preserves the integrity of the cock.
00:45:30.740 Do they say whose it is?
00:45:31.940 Yeah.
00:45:32.240 Yeah.
00:45:32.840 Hilarious. 0.97
00:45:33.280 But it's like elephants or some interplanetary dicks. 1.00
00:45:35.700 Oh, dude, I'm fucked up. 0.99
00:45:37.280 I literally thought it was only humans. 1.00
00:45:39.260 Were there any human cocks in there? 1.00
00:45:40.640 Yeah, there's a couple. 1.00
00:45:41.940 I know, but in my mind, I just pictured a bunch of human dicks. 0.99
00:45:45.500 That's a weird thing to picture. 0.99
00:45:46.720 There are a few.
00:45:47.640 There are a few.
00:45:48.160 I need somebody to pull that out of context
00:45:50.780 What George just said and post it on Twitter 0.99
00:45:52.480 In my mind I pictured a bunch of human dicks 0.99
00:45:55.900 Oh my god 1.00
00:45:57.980 Fucking stupid 1.00
00:45:59.020 Oh my god it's hilarious 1.00
00:46:01.400 Okay 0.98
00:46:02.680 We gotta get out of the dick sense 0.99
00:46:06.220 So if you were trying to look for a dick there 0.99
00:46:08.040 It would be literally 0.99
00:46:08.820 I'm trying
00:46:09.660 What about the topic
00:46:13.400 We were popping off about
00:46:15.880 Pre-show
00:46:16.720 It's sensitive
00:46:19.280 I don't think there's any way
00:46:21.540 Where I was thinking about it
00:46:22.340 What have you been up to Georgie?
00:46:24.540 We haven't seen you
00:46:25.200 Just practicing the craft
00:46:26.600 I actually do have a funny story
00:46:28.880 So I went to Vegas
00:46:30.760 To open up for Joe Coy
00:46:31.960 Amazing
00:46:32.600 And you know
00:46:33.380 Still like
00:46:34.180 We're kind of on this basis
00:46:36.160 Where I don't ask
00:46:37.220 But if you say
00:46:38.220 Let's do it
00:46:38.720 I'm there
00:46:39.100 I'm trying to
00:46:39.880 Hone in these skills and craft
00:46:41.140 I get there
00:46:43.580 And he's like
00:46:44.160 Yo you're not performing tonight
00:46:45.220 And I was like
00:46:45.780 Oh no
00:46:46.200 i thought i did something wrong uh but it was because we they had a special guest tiffany 0.99
00:46:50.380 haddish and she came bro and blew the fucking house off right so i'm like oh shit like this 0.96
00:46:55.740 is great uh and then i'm like but tomorrow so i went to dinner with them by the way right so i'm 0.99
00:46:59.580 still in the like the phase of like you know like hey i'm still here like i'm gonna be here and uh
00:47:03.740 making them laugh and then yesterday uh the next day we go on these the razor things bro and i'm
00:47:09.060 with i just got introduced to the gentleman who runs the laugh factory and and if you guys don't
00:47:14.320 know what that is that is like dude if you're trying to be like a comedian like that is everybody
00:47:19.560 started there everybody started there right he's in my razor me and batch are racing and i'm like 0.99
00:47:25.980 head to head i'm doing the one thing my dad told me don't fucking do when you're in this shit don't 0.99
00:47:30.120 be right here because you can't see the ground and if you hit a rock you'll flip hard cut we flip 0.99
00:47:36.120 pop and i'm with the dude and i'm like oh my god so we're over i'm like it can't get worse then the
00:47:41.360 gas thing pops. And just the
00:47:43.320 whole gas elite is being poured on this band.
00:47:45.800 I was like, there goes my career. I'm
00:47:47.240 never doing stand-up ever again. You incinerated 0.98
00:47:49.480 the guy with the keys to your future.
00:47:51.000 You incinerated Mr. Miyagi. You're Mr.
00:47:53.420 Miyagi. Bro, so I was like, this can't
00:47:55.120 fucking get worse than this. Oh, it can. 0.97
00:47:57.420 Someone threw a match.
00:47:59.720 It can definitely get worse, brother.
00:48:04.720 It can get worse. Short story,
00:48:07.140 Batch and Joe have to 1.00
00:48:09.260 come back to get us because we can't lift this shit. 0.99
00:48:11.360 So like, so now I'm embarrassed. 0.99
00:48:12.740 They're laughing, they're recording and, and making fun of me. 1.00
00:48:15.500 And I'm like, ah, yeah, I'm so stupid. 0.99
00:48:17.560 Like, just like, there's nothing I could do here that in the midst of them making fun 0.99
00:48:21.620 of me, they're all laughing.
00:48:22.420 They're like, dude, come and perform tonight at the wind.
00:48:24.340 And I'm like, bet on Vegas.
00:48:26.940 Yes.
00:48:27.300 My first theater event.
00:48:28.740 Yeah.
00:48:29.000 There's over a thousand people.
00:48:31.460 Uh, and I'm confident, bro.
00:48:33.460 Cause every time I performed so far, I've been really impressing a lot of big people.
00:48:37.140 Like I'm not going to name drop, but a lot of people reached out and they're like, yo,
00:48:40.160 I want you to perform at my show.
00:48:41.300 I want you to do this.
00:48:42.380 So I'm very excited. 0.95
00:48:43.600 And I think I'm about to fuck this day up, bro. 0.99
00:48:46.180 Like I'm about to kill it, right? 0.99
00:48:47.360 I have my jokes. 0.94
00:48:48.220 I know what I'm doing.
00:48:49.000 I have the energy.
00:48:49.680 I get on.
00:48:50.940 Nobody.
00:48:52.460 And by the way, I made it very clear that this is my first theater performance.
00:48:55.920 I'm excited.
00:48:56.540 I'm backstage.
00:48:56.960 It's my first theater.
00:48:58.200 So my first joke, I have this thing where I grab my phone.
00:49:01.320 And dude, every time I do this joke, it crushes.
00:49:04.360 It brings the house down.
00:49:05.400 And that's what I open up with to let people know like I'm funny.
00:49:07.740 And I go in.
00:49:08.260 Nobody tells me Mike
00:49:09.680 That the theater is designed
00:49:11.280 So you can't hear the audience
00:49:12.980 Oh that's horrible
00:49:15.700 Tell my joke
00:49:17.560 They're like muffled
00:49:20.580 Bro
00:49:21.060 It like blew a shotgun through my chest
00:49:23.500 How did you feel like
00:49:25.300 I swear to god Mike
00:49:27.560 I was so frozen up in that moment
00:49:30.160 That I wanted to just put my mic back
00:49:31.800 And just walk off stage
00:49:32.740 So I'm like oh my god
00:49:34.860 And mind you bro we have the biggest comics
00:49:36.960 watching me right now backstage and i'm like oh my god oh my god oh my god like this is it
00:49:41.620 again my career's done but then something i dug deep i was like yo if i'm gonna bomb for the first 0.97
00:49:46.620 time i'm just gonna just do it going yeah so i performed this shit as if i'm killing it dude 0.81
00:49:51.500 thank god so i come off stage and they're like yo you did great and i thought they're making fun of 0.99
00:49:55.900 me and i was like fuck you guys and i was like no one laughed they're like what are you talking 0.98
00:49:59.320 about and reed hands me my phone and i could hear people laughing oh shit i was like oh thank god 1.00
00:50:04.800 So if it really wasn't for me being like, fuck it, I'm just going to just drown in this, 0.99
00:50:09.620 then I would have fucked up my whole life in this situation. 0.99
00:50:12.440 I think that's a lesson. 0.96
00:50:13.580 I'm sure you can kind of repeat it as well.
00:50:16.220 It's like you need to get comfortable in your life if you're watching this and you're putting
00:50:20.040 crafts out there or you're in any kind of space.
00:50:23.240 You need to get comfortable in life delivering what you believe to be your best work and
00:50:27.080 then being semi-agnostic to what the initial reaction to it is.
00:50:30.460 I've mastered it.
00:50:31.140 You're amazing at it.
00:50:32.140 I'm the best at it.
00:50:32.960 I work on a project for two and a half, three years.
00:50:35.720 I've done it twice.
00:50:37.260 At the completion of the project,
00:50:38.800 after literally tens of thousands of hours
00:50:40.640 of working on something that is so near and dear to me
00:50:42.840 and has become a part of my life,
00:50:44.760 twice now I've gone,
00:50:45.840 I hate that.
00:50:47.940 I hate it.
00:50:49.320 I'm not going to do it.
00:50:50.440 Wow.
00:50:51.180 And walking away without...
00:50:52.760 Walking away.
00:50:54.240 It happened to me with music.
00:50:56.840 Bro, I really, really, really tried to make good music.
00:51:01.920 A lot of time.
00:51:02.500 A lot of production
00:51:03.220 Traveling to
00:51:03.880 Everything
00:51:04.800 You made a recording studio
00:51:05.500 In your house
00:51:05.900 Recording studio in my house
00:51:07.420 Hundreds of hours
00:51:09.480 Writing and recording music
00:51:10.880 Vocal lessons
00:51:12.080 Every single day
00:51:13.580 No, sorry
00:51:14.140 Twice a week
00:51:16.700 For every single week
00:51:18.340 For two years
00:51:18.960 I was there when you
00:51:20.620 When you were like
00:51:21.380 You know what, this isn't it
00:51:22.140 You were showing me a song
00:51:23.060 And you were like
00:51:23.520 I'm done with this
00:51:24.020 And I was like
00:51:24.460 Yeah, because I realized
00:51:25.460 It's just like
00:51:26.160 It's not me
00:51:26.980 For some reason
00:51:28.560 I just don't tick
00:51:29.460 In that
00:51:30.420 But being agnostic
00:51:31.620 To your work
00:51:32.800 And unbiased
00:51:33.580 To what you've created
00:51:34.300 I think could help
00:51:35.100 So many
00:51:35.920 You have to put
00:51:36.500 Good people around you
00:51:37.260 To be honest
00:51:37.660 So many people
00:51:38.120 Exactly
00:51:38.720 Exactly
00:51:39.300 And like I run
00:51:40.220 By the way
00:51:40.620 I run as you guys know
00:51:41.920 All my creation
00:51:43.140 Tactically
00:51:44.200 By every
00:51:44.760 Every one of you
00:51:45.980 Yep
00:51:46.300 And we do the same
00:51:48.060 I think we kind of
00:51:48.760 All learned how to do that
00:51:49.680 We did it last night
00:51:51.060 Yep
00:51:51.360 I literally
00:51:51.960 I wrote a joke
00:51:52.880 I've been working on this joke
00:51:54.400 For a good few weeks
00:51:56.340 And I pitched it to Logan
00:51:57.540 And Logan's like
00:51:57.980 Yeah I liked
00:51:58.580 Like maybe 6% of that
00:52:00.400 He's like
00:52:00.720 Get rid of it
00:52:01.220 I was like, sick.
00:52:02.200 Okay, move on.
00:52:03.460 But no, so the stand-up thing is really cool.
00:52:06.140 I'm in a great place.
00:52:07.260 This is a guy named Enrique who's running the Laugh Factory.
00:52:09.280 He's introduced me to everybody in the industry.
00:52:10.920 And I'm talking about people I look up to.
00:52:12.840 And they're just sitting down one-on-one.
00:52:14.800 And I'm just asking them questions.
00:52:16.020 And they're just giving it to me.
00:52:17.280 So I'm on this fast track to learn.
00:52:19.340 I'm getting offered to do really big shows right now.
00:52:21.960 And I'm respectfully declining.
00:52:23.620 Just because I really want to master this craft.
00:52:25.500 One, I know people are going to look harder on me.
00:52:28.440 Because I came from the social media world.
00:52:29.920 And two I don't want to disrespect any comics
00:52:32.380 Cause they had a really
00:52:33.560 To be a comic and to be a successful comic 0.99
00:52:36.080 They had to be shitted on 0.99
00:52:37.740 And worked and beat 0.99
00:52:39.340 To just get one thing that I'm basically getting
00:52:42.140 For free
00:52:42.700 So as respect to the community
00:52:45.100 I reject offers and I'm sitting here working on the craft
00:52:47.720 And I'm gonna be there when I'm ready
00:52:49.640 Your head's in the perfect spot 0.99
00:52:51.180 It's fucking fantastic 0.99
00:52:52.660 It's sort of taking a page from Thor's book 0.98
00:52:55.980 In Iceland I don't know if you saw the podcast 0.99
00:52:57.600 You definitely didn't see the podcast you don't watch shit 0.87
00:52:59.100 No, unless I'm on it, I don't want to. 0.98
00:53:00.260 Yeah, I know, I know.
00:53:01.900 But I commended him for his ability to dedicate himself to a craft
00:53:06.460 and then come out as the best.
00:53:08.220 I think you should for two to three years.
00:53:11.580 Not underground, but don't go crazy, bro.
00:53:14.460 Master that skill before the world sees you for the first time.
00:53:18.760 I think that's really strong.
00:53:20.140 I admit it to everybody and to the people that I look up to.
00:53:23.240 I say, I'm going to be the greatest comedian in the world.
00:53:25.420 And I go, not yet.
00:53:26.160 Maybe it's going to take me forever
00:53:28.160 But I will become one of the greatest comedians in the world
00:53:30.520 Manifestation, I love it
00:53:31.580 I have to be
00:53:32.060 Dude, when I was on stage and I realized this is my baby 1.00
00:53:34.700 I was like, fuck 1.00
00:53:35.420 I will give up everything for this 1.00
00:53:37.400 Even an impulsive podcast?
00:53:39.240 Everything
00:53:39.520 So at the beginning of this one, I did go to Twitter 0.97
00:53:42.100 We were looking for some topical shit 0.93
00:53:44.060 I got a few here 0.98
00:53:47.420 You want to try to rapid fire something?
00:53:48.740 Sure
00:53:48.880 You met Drake
00:53:49.720 Oh my god
00:53:51.700 How did you not talk about that? 1.00
00:53:55.660 What the fuck? 1.00
00:53:56.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:53:56.780 What the fuck? 1.00
00:53:57.840 You're welcome. 1.00
00:53:58.680 Oh my God, dude. 1.00
00:54:00.340 What the fuck? 0.99
00:54:00.860 But I had met him before, which is why- 1.00
00:54:03.760 It wasn't as like driving for you.
00:54:06.040 No, no, no.
00:54:06.500 It was.
00:54:06.980 It was driving.
00:54:07.900 Right after CLB drops.
00:54:10.960 Yeah.
00:54:11.800 It's like peak Drake, dude.
00:54:13.100 I got a photo of peak Drake when Drake's peaking.
00:54:17.780 Drake's so goaded that like just-
00:54:20.300 I went to his house and he wasn't even there and people were congratulating me. 0.99
00:54:23.220 Bro, like what the fuck? 0.99
00:54:24.160 Bro, like just to meet him anywhere 1.00
00:54:26.160 And okay, so I heard the story
00:54:27.400 But yeah, this is pretty cool
00:54:28.460 I actually don't want to tell the story
00:54:31.160 Yeah, don't tell
00:54:31.680 It's not that cool
00:54:32.080 I'm going to save it for
00:54:33.980 Thoughts on the tattoo for Woodley
00:54:38.700 Oh my god, bro
00:54:40.940 I'm just going to keep
00:54:41.680 Tyron Woodley got the I love Jake Paul tattoo 0.94
00:54:45.120 I actually can't fucking believe it 0.92
00:54:48.080 Bro 0.98
00:54:48.320 I can't
00:54:48.880 I know why because of his placement
00:54:50.060 Obviously, it's weird
00:54:51.420 He put I and then love in a 45 degree angle
00:54:54.100 And then Jake Paul
00:54:55.060 And actually like
00:54:55.660 Cool font
00:54:56.120 Like if he was gonna do it
00:54:57.060 I think
00:54:57.320 Jokes aside
00:54:58.260 I think he did it right
00:54:58.880 Because it's also
00:54:59.840 The way he structured it
00:55:00.900 Intentionally
00:55:02.100 He's gonna cover it up 1.00
00:55:03.480 With some shit 1.00
00:55:04.080 Whether it's 1.00
00:55:05.380 It's the easiest
00:55:05.980 Removal place 0.99
00:55:06.700 Oh is it?
00:55:07.700 Yep
00:55:07.780 It seems like
00:55:08.880 Is he doing it
00:55:09.660 Cause he wants a rematch
00:55:10.520 Yeah
00:55:10.740 No he just did it
00:55:12.140 Cause he loves Jake
00:55:13.340 He really loves Jake
00:55:14.460 He really loves
00:55:16.360 He lost a fight
00:55:17.740 He was sitting at home
00:55:18.380 One day
00:55:18.620 And he's like
00:55:18.840 You know what 0.98
00:55:19.160 I fucking love Jake 0.98
00:55:19.940 Well I didn't know 0.98
00:55:20.400 If he did it
00:55:20.820 Because he was trying
00:55:21.380 To keep his word
00:55:22.080 You know what I'm saying
00:55:22.660 Well his word
00:55:23.260 was that the loser gets the tattoo like that's the bet's over rematch or not like who gives a 0.98
00:55:27.560 fuck like you you know if i were jake no no he wanted the rematch that's why he posted it with 0.98
00:55:33.720 the if him saying if i get it what you do he goes bet yeah but that's the second part of a deal that 0.99
00:55:39.240 was already done that's my issue with it you can't make a second bet as like a because the first bet
00:55:43.140 was whoever loses gets an i love blank tattoo that's the bet yeah that's what that's what was
00:55:48.400 fulfilled and then tyron tried to tyron tried to be like well now i'll get a rematch too nah 1.00
00:55:53.680 bitch you fucking lost a bet and you actually got a fucking tattoo a grown-ass man has a tattoo on 0.99
00:55:59.080 his finger hey i love jake paul who bro hey i think a lot of people are i think a lot of people 1.00
00:56:05.220 are here for that rematch including dave chapelle i'm dave chapelle is but uh but i'm very here for
00:56:10.760 that literally and by the way and by the way listen jake jake's doing everything right everything 0.94
00:56:14.500 he's doing is is uh business first and career first never been as confident in the fucking 0.94
00:56:19.840 kid as i am right now doesn't need any advice doesn't need any help like he he is trucking 0.96
00:56:24.540 and crushing it and it's amazing to watch but i i i think i think more people than he might think
00:56:31.300 are here for that i think that rematch gets a lot of buys and i would i would certainly watch it uh
00:56:36.340 Diaz in the octagon
00:56:38.720 Nick Diaz returned
00:56:40.680 To the octagon
00:56:42.400 To fight Robbie Lawler
00:56:43.860 I think for the second time
00:56:46.560 In 17 years
00:56:48.080 I think it was 26 years
00:56:50.020 No no no no
00:56:51.360 Nick Diaz has not fought in over 26 years
00:56:55.000 That is 1.00
00:56:56.020 Fuck you 1.00
00:56:57.780 No that's facts 1.00
00:56:59.200 It was really entertaining
00:57:01.940 I do have to give props to
00:57:04.700 Nick Diaz because
00:57:06.900 taking that kind of time off
00:57:08.960 and God knows what he's doing to his body
00:57:10.820 because if it were me I'd probably be drinking and smoking
00:57:12.820 hanging out with my friends, kicking my feet up, playing some video games
00:57:15.300 he came out
00:57:16.560 with that stocked in energy bro
00:57:18.880 bro the roundhouse
00:57:20.080 he tried to pull the Masvidal right off the rim 0.99
00:57:22.660 that was the funniest thing, I was like what the fuck 0.99
00:57:24.900 that card was great dude 0.99
00:57:27.000 Shevchenko
00:57:28.600 doing her little spins after she wins 1.00
00:57:30.680 she's a Russian killer 1.00
00:57:33.140 She's a beast 1.00
00:57:33.960 Congratulations to her 1.00
00:57:35.300 She's like 0.99
00:57:35.960 Her and Nunez 1.00
00:57:37.440 Are the ones to beat right now 1.00
00:57:38.620 And then
00:57:39.520 Dude
00:57:40.600 Brian Ortega
00:57:42.020 And Alexander Volkanovsky
00:57:44.560 Yeah one of the greatest
00:57:45.240 One of the greatest fights
00:57:46.100 I've ever seen
00:57:46.660 Doc
00:57:47.160 I can't believe how many times
00:57:48.720 We jumped up out of our seats
00:57:50.060 Like we were literally like
00:57:51.420 Yeah
00:57:51.820 I felt like I was ringside
00:57:52.700 That was the craziest fight
00:57:54.340 I've ever seen in my life
00:57:55.120 The one round 0.99
00:57:56.120 Where Volkanovsky 1.00
00:57:57.700 Slipped out of 1.00
00:57:58.540 Two 1.00
00:57:59.240 Like
00:58:00.100 Fight ending submissions
00:58:02.300 tight
00:58:03.360 cinched
00:58:04.460 Brian in his post fight interview
00:58:05.680 said he heard him gargling
00:58:06.940 he goes 1.00
00:58:08.400 the little bastard's tough 1.00
00:58:09.600 he slipped 1.00
00:58:10.000 I heard him gargling and shit 0.99
00:58:11.460 dude he's 0.99
00:58:12.360 he's such a good fighter
00:58:14.100 and like entertainer
00:58:15.400 in general I think
00:58:17.100 because like he really has given
00:58:18.600 his heart, soul
00:58:19.960 and life to his craft
00:58:21.000 like you see how he ended the fight bro
00:58:22.380 his heart
00:58:23.260 he gave it his all dude
00:58:24.900 like that was
00:58:25.400 that was a fight with two warriors
00:58:26.840 and Volkanovski's like
00:58:27.860 one of the best in class right now
00:58:29.360 and I knew this was gonna be
00:58:30.180 a hard fight for Brian
00:58:31.040 because he's just 0.99
00:58:31.640 He's like a little fucking invincible 1.00
00:58:33.900 Little spark plug 1.00
00:58:34.940 From Australia 1.00
00:58:36.160 Mind you
00:58:37.140 Australia
00:58:37.780 Australia
00:58:38.540 Probably should have hit Tommy Fury
00:58:40.160 When we were back on the topic
00:58:41.260 But obviously there's a lot going on there
00:58:42.920 Didn't pay his bar tab
00:58:44.380 I actually don't think there is
00:58:45.880 Maybe not
00:58:46.400 I think Tommy Fury is a little bit of a
00:58:48.660 A little bit of a
00:58:49.640 I'd say go ahead and just say it
00:58:51.920 Like a little bit of a 0.99
00:58:52.820 Like a dunce 0.99
00:58:54.340 If you will 0.99
00:58:55.180 It's kind of like a 0.99
00:58:55.660 Kind of like a fucking dweeb 1.00
00:58:56.880 A dweeb in like a hot guy's body 1.00
00:58:59.080 That whole situation was weird to me
00:59:00.920 he's so good looking
00:59:02.460 I met him at the airport
00:59:04.760 and I went up to say hi to him and he looked at me
00:59:06.880 like I had beef with him and I was like
00:59:08.420 wait where did you see him? At the airport
00:59:10.660 the day that he fought. He's breathtaking
00:59:13.060 did his eyes freeze you where you were? 0.87
00:59:15.380 I had my girlfriend wait at the gate 1.00
00:59:16.780 I was like go over there. Yeah of course. But that whole situation 1.00
00:59:19.220 seems a little odd to me 1.00
00:59:20.180 once again Jake being on top of his shit 0.99
00:59:23.020 and saying everything that was right to say 1.00
00:59:25.440 dog the offer
00:59:27.420 is the offer because of Jake
00:59:28.720 you know what I'm saying
00:59:29.360 what does his offer look like
00:59:32.120 without a Jake deal
00:59:32.780 your life's over bro
00:59:34.900 he did
00:59:38.000 it's all a game
00:59:40.000 it's a little bit of a back and forth
00:59:41.100 the issue is dude
00:59:44.060 similar to Dennis
00:59:46.040 Tommy I'm Jake's brother
00:59:48.280 you're gonna get left in the dust
00:59:50.120 this is your moment
00:59:50.860 take it he's gone
00:59:52.260 you're only gonna get to fight Jake Paul once
00:59:55.220 cause who knows
00:59:56.380 how long he wants to be doing this bro
00:59:58.700 Does he want another one fight
01:00:00.040 Two fights
01:00:00.460 Three fights
01:00:00.860 Is he gonna take a break
01:00:01.580 And it's a big
01:00:02.820 It's a big moment for him
01:00:03.880 I mean dude
01:00:04.280 Like think about it
01:00:05.020 If in some crazy world 0.99
01:00:06.880 He was able to fucking pull 0.99
01:00:07.900 He's gotta catapult 0.99
01:00:09.000 For the rest of
01:00:09.500 He can make his money
01:00:10.800 With brands and all that stuff
01:00:11.900 He's just
01:00:12.320 This is where people
01:00:13.400 That have greed in their heart
01:00:14.800 Will lose
01:00:15.320 If you think about money first
01:00:17.720 Like dude
01:00:18.140 Yeah
01:00:21.000 Yeah yeah
01:00:21.880 You gotta
01:00:22.240 You know what it is
01:00:23.500 To me it's like
01:00:24.540 Yo if he's getting that cash
01:00:25.860 That it's minimal
01:00:26.840 Maybe in his mind
01:00:27.800 He's like yo 0.99
01:00:28.080 I don't want to get my ass beat for a little paycheck. 0.99
01:00:30.560 Think about that. 0.99
01:00:31.240 But it's a big one.
01:00:32.100 What do you mean minimal, bro?
01:00:33.060 He's got a million plus.
01:00:34.620 He's never even made close. 1.00
01:00:35.980 He didn't pay his fucking bar tab, dude. 0.99
01:00:38.260 Like, this guy ain't rolling around in money. 1.00
01:00:39.600 On that topic, I do got to jump in for one second.
01:00:41.820 And by the way, maybe that's true. 0.99
01:00:43.140 But we've probably had nights where we're like, shit, dude. 1.00
01:00:46.960 I can't go talk to the fucking lady. 1.00
01:00:48.700 Let me tell you something. 1.00
01:00:49.520 Let me tell you something, bro.
01:00:50.800 You pay it the next day.
01:00:51.860 I'm not a list.
01:00:52.680 You know what I mean? 1.00
01:00:53.080 Fuck. 1.00
01:00:53.240 Let me tell you something. 1.00
01:00:54.360 I'm sure it got paid.
01:00:55.440 But like
01:00:56.340 Then
01:00:56.920 Why wasn't it reflected
01:00:58.220 In the article
01:00:58.820 That's something
01:00:59.520 That's something
01:01:00.140 If you have a PR team
01:01:01.780 Update
01:01:02.460 Or whatever they do
01:01:03.260 Amendment
01:01:03.600 Edit
01:01:04.000 Tommy Fury
01:01:05.500 Paid bar tab
01:01:06.120 Next time
01:01:06.380 He doesn't have a PR team
01:01:09.140 He's just
01:01:09.840 He's just a good looking guy
01:01:11.240 Who's the younger brother
01:01:12.040 Of the greatest heavyweight ever
01:01:13.820 Huh
01:01:16.080 Fury
01:01:17.400 Oh Joshua
01:01:18.300 Joshua
01:01:19.360 Oh yeah
01:01:20.380 Joshua
01:01:21.000 Anthony Joshua
01:01:21.700 That's huge man
01:01:23.100 That is
01:01:23.720 I can't believe
01:01:25.340 that I wasn't expecting that to be honest
01:01:27.080 you knew it
01:01:28.360 the fight game is exciting right now dude
01:01:41.080 the fight game is spicy the other day
01:01:43.340 bro I went from boxing to MMA
01:01:45.120 to some drama offline I was like this is
01:01:47.200 fantastic oh let's do that because we just did boxing and
01:01:49.160 MMA let's do the drama you got a girlfriend
01:01:51.040 me no 0.99
01:01:52.000 because I've been seeing there's been some shit heating up 0.98
01:01:55.160 I don't have to get into it 0.98
01:01:56.300 But it's been a little bit of chirping back and forth
01:01:58.680 I'm sure the
01:01:59.300 This is Crack Axe
01:02:02.140 You know the group chat
01:02:03.380 The Maverick group chat
01:02:04.940 I'm sure they're talking about it 1.00
01:02:06.620 You know anything about any of that shit? 1.00
01:02:10.680 Nah 1.00
01:02:11.160 Sounds like something I have no interest in 0.89
01:02:13.420 Crypto, NFTs
01:02:15.260 I mean there's a lot
01:02:15.760 Stop, stop
01:02:16.540 I'm so bullish on NFTs 1.00
01:02:21.160 Stupid bullish 1.00
01:02:22.580 Especially now 1.00
01:02:24.020 Like I've literally devoted my life to this show
01:02:25.960 Like literally 100%
01:02:27.460 Because like the more I got into the space
01:02:30.660 The more I realized
01:02:32.420 The practical application of NFTs
01:02:36.580 Will make this like a mainstay in culture
01:02:41.220 Everyone has an idea of what NFTs are
01:02:45.820 But I think what it really sinks in
01:02:47.100 Exactly what it is
01:02:48.160 The hold that it will have
01:02:52.680 in your everyday life
01:02:54.400 will be undeniable and no one's
01:02:56.660 going to be able to ignore it
01:02:57.880 and a couple projects that
01:03:00.180 I pointed out
01:03:01.940 four months ago
01:03:03.480 actually I'm going to be honest all of them
01:03:06.260 are taking off especially
01:03:08.400 bro talked about it before
01:03:10.220 world of women world of women
01:03:12.380 man it's like it's so
01:03:14.540 cool to see the tide changing in a way
01:03:16.600 and people now kind of
01:03:18.400 seeing the significant
01:03:20.480 projects and
01:03:22.320 And, like, dude, I have to feel proud when I was right about, like, a pick.
01:03:29.720 It lets me know my head is in the right space.
01:03:31.720 I do kind of understand the space a little bit.
01:03:34.900 But I just want to hit on NFTs real quick, just, again,
01:03:38.100 because I believe they'll be a part of everyone's life eventually.
01:03:40.940 But for those of you who maybe don't know what they are,
01:03:45.720 I'm going to say it in a different way.
01:03:47.240 Download this.
01:03:47.840 uh nfts are are nothing more uh than uh verification verifiable ownership so like
01:03:56.120 you own your house right george yep why uh because i need a place to live no why do you own a house
01:04:02.260 why do you own your house and why do we all acknowledge that you own that house uh why do
01:04:07.080 we all acknowledge that i own 84 acres better investment strategy than renting for some people
01:04:12.260 some people want to feel the ownership for me personally it's a business move people humans
01:04:15.620 want to own things well that we've talked about that i'm saying why you have the answer is you
01:04:19.800 have a deed there's something that says you own this house we all acknowledge that to be true
01:04:24.020 that exists in the physical world whether it's a receipt a deed uh a certification whatever
01:04:30.320 up until uh nfts on the blockchain verification of digital assets wasn't really commonplace
01:04:38.540 right like it's it's nothing more than being able to say like hey i own this and for that reason
01:04:43.980 alone and i think if you start looking at it through that lens not like a oh here's a here's
01:04:49.380 an 8-bit cartoon called you know a crypto punk uh because these are collectibles and it's cool
01:04:55.340 and it's where the space is at now but just like any other industry like there's evolution that's
01:05:00.580 going to take place it's going to evolve and the word i'll use is it's going to mature and
01:05:04.540 eventually these collectibles these cartoons these nfts that you know most people think are like
01:05:08.540 the pudgy pang of the board apes they're cool and they were the catalyst and the first thing to like
01:05:13.680 a launch and make
01:05:16.500 the space
01:05:17.640 mainstream, but eventually
01:05:20.280 it will mature. I believe next up
01:05:22.320 is generative art.
01:05:24.560 Art created by code or algorithm.
01:05:26.900 That's what we have now.
01:05:28.600 It's already happening.
01:05:29.580 To be honest, I actually don't know much
01:05:33.020 about generative art. I'm still kind of stuck in
01:05:35.020 Apes are not
01:05:38.660 generative art.
01:05:41.460 There are characteristics,
01:05:43.060 but an artist made them
01:05:44.680 each one they're all individually crafted
01:05:47.060 I don't know but that's not what I'm talking about
01:05:48.960 with generative art
01:05:49.560 some of those projects that are like
01:05:52.820 own one I don't know if own one is but a lot
01:05:54.580 some of those they program a code and they
01:05:56.620 generatively create those pieces
01:05:58.220 it's not what I mean
01:05:59.920 truthfully I'd like to do
01:06:02.700 more research on this before I speak on it but
01:06:04.320 generative art created by
01:06:06.620 code and algorithm solely
01:06:08.480 I think is next
01:06:10.580 and then one of one art
01:06:12.980 i believe will be the final evolution and maturity like like real like real art like you know i'm
01:06:17.980 saying like uh individualized pieces one of one artist taking time to create this thing that will
01:06:26.240 have everlasting a turning value in the digital space and it's just a maturity that the the space
01:06:32.700 has to has to go through to your it makes it safer to keep that item too like say for example
01:06:37.900 if it's on the internet and like you have paintings in your house that are electronic
01:06:40.740 Like if your house burns down, you're not going to lose your assets.
01:06:43.320 Let me tell you something.
01:06:44.580 I was in Orlando and I was in this hotel and I'm walking by a really nice hotel.
01:06:50.420 Oh, beautiful art on the wall.
01:06:53.100 Big pieces.
01:06:54.480 Like even Kevin, Kevin took a picture of it and I took a picture of this one piece
01:06:57.680 and we were like, yo, did you see that?
01:06:59.020 It's cool.
01:07:00.060 And I had this thought. 0.97
01:07:00.840 I was like, why do I have to be in fucking Orlando, Florida to be able to enjoy and admire 0.98
01:07:05.740 this art? 0.96
01:07:06.460 and in the digital world with nfts if digital displays become mainstay and everyone has them
01:07:15.000 in their household you can put your art anywhere in the world on any display like this and i don't
01:07:20.920 have to be in this random hotel in orlando to enjoy a piece of work that someone spent a lot
01:07:25.120 of time on the the the um ubiquitous nature of nfts among many things is also very exciting for
01:07:33.540 I mean, I could, I could talk about this forever.
01:07:34.860 Did I answer that Twitter question?
01:07:36.260 Yeah, you did.
01:07:36.820 And by the way, just, just quickly to touch on, I think where you started was actually
01:07:41.520 higher level than where you ended, which was, which was, which was, I think where the true
01:07:45.980 future of it is bridging the gap between what currently exists, watermarks to claim your
01:07:52.940 art online to a true way of, do you know what I'm saying?
01:07:56.000 So I think, I think the big win ends up being commercial ownership, uh, programming.
01:08:00.420 So it's like, it's like Getty images.
01:08:02.140 your watermark is useless bro like somebody's gonna crop that out and and by the way like even
01:08:06.640 if they don't like who who really traces back that ownership i think commercial ownership is a
01:08:11.340 like commercial digital ownership will be a problem solved by nfts for for for things that
01:08:16.020 are in demand that's the only asterisk i'd i'd add to that because like yeah maybe but like but
01:08:22.780 even like as far as memes are concerned like do you know what i'm saying like yo you you produce
01:08:26.660 a meme no and a meme that ends up getting 700 billion impressions side eyes the girl standing
01:08:33.840 in front of the burning building imagine being able to say yo that's mine i created that and
01:08:38.320 there's a and there's a blockchain receipt that points to it so yeah but you're still operating
01:08:43.880 in collectible land that's what i'm saying that's like the most basic well hold on a sec that's to
01:08:49.160 say that the importance of a one-on-one designed piece of artwork has more importance than the most
01:08:54.920 valuable meme on the internet that's exactly what i'm saying and i think there's a lot of people 0.96
01:08:58.600 that argue i'm not one of them i think 2021 your meme in 2021 in 10 years will be the dumbest 0.95
01:09:03.380 fucking charlie bit my finger we it's cute dude but does that mean anything to you but it has and 0.98
01:09:08.480 by the way i'm arguing a non-buy side i don't have a side but i think but i but i think uh i think 0.98
01:09:12.820 there are people out there who would argue that culturally um for example right now the biggest
01:09:18.520 thing would be imagine owning an ape or an alien right there are people out there that are like
01:09:22.860 yo if you can give me ownership of charlie bit my finger bit my finger or i'm saying i'm saying
01:09:27.580 far outweighs i'm saying no because the demand for that video is so much less than a in a zombie
01:09:34.080 right now but it's stood the test of time like if you ask anybody if you ask anybody like what is
01:09:38.660 the video from youtube history you know what i'm saying i probably said the same thing a lot of
01:09:42.160 people would say that but who cares but like in five years in five years you may ask you what is
01:09:46.380 the collectible uh crypto punk it's a zombie or that's why that's why there's a there's a there's
01:09:52.120 a group of people who all think the same thing and and value the same but it's a silo comparatively
01:09:58.640 to the massive audience of of youtube you know what i'm saying like it's a tiny little silo
01:10:03.160 so so how do you provide true value is it is it is it that tiny silo if there needs to i'm telling
01:10:08.640 you that this is it there just needs to be demand i my assumption is this and i could be wrong is
01:10:12.940 well somebody did buy uh yes they've been buying those memes yeah and at what value i think they'll
01:10:18.360 I think they'll turn out to be a bad purchase
01:10:21.700 Got it
01:10:22.040 Is our next guest here
01:10:24.920 No he's running a little late
01:10:26.760 What else
01:10:27.700 Plenty of stuff
01:10:30.360 Sorry
01:10:32.280 By the way if you're watching this episode of Impulsive
01:10:37.040 Do you have thoughts on this topical
01:10:39.320 Discussion that we just had
01:10:40.680 I know there's
01:10:41.120 It's a lot of fun
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01:10:48.200 rapid fire how do you guys feel about it let us know in the comments do you have anything else 0.91
01:10:52.780 i mean if he's here i mean i don't have anything substantial all right fuck it that's it guys that's 0.73
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