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00:02:12.700 Danny, are you the manager?

00:02:13.580 Danny, take the chicken from Howie Mandel right now.

00:02:15.740 Take the chicken from Howie Mandel.

00:02:17.620 George grabbing the hand of Danny.

00:02:18.640 Look at how mad. 1.00

00:02:19.760 Oh, look, they bring the woman in to choke my chicken. 0.99

00:02:29.740 didn't he say four o'clock didn't he say four o'clock

00:02:35.640 didn't how come nobody's answering me how come am i early am i early

00:02:43.580 didn't logan say four at four he said at four it's ten after four

00:02:52.940 i thought i was told four oh what time is it four fifteen

00:03:08.000 i think it's are you do you clean the set or no he's like i can't hear you now because i'm 0.69

00:03:14.400 wearing headsets and you're not he's like he's the gay hi who are you i'm george we 0.72

00:03:20.180 up i'm the guy who talks about jesus that everybody wants i heard i first of all this 0.74

00:03:25.560 is so weird for me it's your studio right this is like dyslexic and this is my usually i'd be

00:03:32.540 are you on my podcast or are you on am i on yours no i'm on drugs just kidding guys no i heard like

00:03:39.100 your last i'm a fan and i watched this and i watched the the last podcast that you oh does

00:03:44.360 you just turn the mic on now the mic wasn't even on are we are we rolling so wait doesn't matter

00:03:50.060 this should not roll we shouldn't roll on this no i'm telling you everybody rolls on their podcast

00:03:55.980 if you don't record this i mean it'll be special i love where your head's at it would be on my neck

00:04:02.600 as most people would say this not all people not all of them no but but what i was saying was i

00:04:08.960 forgot what i was saying but go ahead it's okay guys welcome okay caleb man man the camera point

00:04:13.780 of the knee nobody's on the you got to tell the camera person no i just took a little he's he's

00:04:17.820 good normally he's great welcome back to impulsive kayla nope it's kayla from this point

00:04:22.460 kayla kayla kayle kayle love kayle love like vegans kayle love kayla what is this what are

00:04:34.000 you a comedian i said when aren't you a comedian i try to be did you try i'm still sure do you do

00:04:40.920 stand-up i do so what what is going wrong like you say you're trying to be no no i don't mean

00:04:47.140 that as a negative i'm just saying like what why you're either comedian or you're not but you're

00:04:52.060 saying you're trying to be he has a very good point i said i said this in the book i've said 0.91

00:04:56.480 it a million fucking times be whatever it is that you're trying to be don't tell people you're 0.86

00:05:00.540 trying to be even you should always reference the book i mean i normally talk at the same time 0.90

00:05:07.820 welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world thank you guys for listening but if

00:05:14.700 If we all talk at the same time, this will be over in half the time.

00:05:17.640 We're not even recording, Howie.

00:05:19.120 I don't want to be recorded.

00:05:20.500 By the way, Howie, wait.

00:05:21.400 Howie, wait one second.

00:05:22.360 Can I tell you why I'm a big fan of yours?

00:05:24.340 Can I do an intro for you?

00:05:26.880 What, you're going to introduce me?

00:05:27.800 Yeah.

00:05:28.160 All right.

00:05:28.900 Our guest today is a comedy icon and owner of this very studio.

00:05:33.280 He was the host of the groundbreaking game show Deal or No Deal at NBC

00:05:36.900 and currently sits on the judging panel of America's Got Talent.

00:05:40.100 Right.

00:05:40.340 If you see him, don't touch him.

00:05:42.800 Can you mention Bobby's role?

00:05:43.820 He's living in Bobby's world

00:05:46.320 No, I'm not living

00:05:47.200 You don't know Bobby's world, do you?

00:05:48.280 I don't know who Bobby is

00:05:49.180 Okay, that big thing

00:05:50.260 You see that

00:05:50.820 Look, turn around 1.00

00:05:51.440 That fucking thing is Bobby 1.00

00:05:53.300 Bobby 1.00

00:05:53.820 You remember all these pictures?

00:05:55.380 It was the number one selling happy meal

00:05:57.660 Before you were born, Logan

00:05:59.020 Look, look up there

00:05:59.760 Look up there

00:06:00.340 It was the number one selling

00:06:01.740 Bobby

00:06:02.320 Howie, I wasn't born

00:06:03.540 Bobby with a belly button

00:06:04.740 I was conjured

00:06:05.700 Okay, so Bobby was

00:06:07.660 I talk about this in my act

00:06:09.680 But when I was 11 years old

00:06:10.820 I was choking on a piece of cake

00:06:12.100 At a birthday party

00:06:12.980 And I couldn't breathe

00:06:14.940 And my throat

00:06:15.700 Help me

00:06:17.080 That's the sound

00:06:17.940 That was coming out

00:06:18.480 Because my throat

00:06:19.160 Was half laughed

00:06:20.200 Help me

00:06:21.020 And everybody was laughing

00:06:22.360 And I was dying

00:06:23.400 It's not funny

00:06:24.100 They were dying of laughter

00:06:25.180 While you were dying

00:06:26.020 No it's not funny

00:06:27.140 George

00:06:27.620 I'm so sorry

00:06:28.280 I was dying

00:06:28.940 I'm telling you

00:06:29.460 About a childhood trauma 0.99

00:06:30.940 And what the fuck 0.99

00:06:31.880 Are you laughing 1.00

00:06:32.360 Listen to your voice bro

00:06:33.620 It was a Happy Meal

00:06:34.300 How am I not supposed

00:06:34.940 To be happy

00:06:35.420 No the Happy Meal

00:06:36.240 Was the hamburger

00:06:36.860 And the coke

00:06:37.440 That there was a toy

00:06:38.480 Anyway the thing was

00:06:40.140 And then I realized

00:06:41.800 I can do it now without the cake

00:06:44.820 I do it without cake

00:06:45.720 And then I came out to Hollywood

00:06:47.400 And I was a Muppet baby

00:06:50.100 So your near death experience 0.75

00:06:51.960 Quite literally turned you into a Muppet

00:06:53.820 Which one?

00:06:55.900 I was Animal, Skeeter, and Bunsen Honeydew

00:06:58.520 Those are

00:06:59.060 Bunsen Honeydew?

00:07:02.180 If it isn't

00:07:02.900 You know, the thing is

00:07:06.100 Oh my god, those are literally

00:07:07.960 Three of the best Muppets

00:07:09.640 are arguably three of the

00:07:12.140 animal animal

00:07:13.200 that was that was animal

00:07:16.000 but then but

00:07:16.940 so and then and gremlins

00:07:19.360 I mean gizmo what

00:07:21.220 whoa oh great you're in

00:07:23.640 my studio studio no spit

00:07:25.480 takes in my studio

00:07:26.820 it's hard enough to be you

00:07:31.080 know I'm a germaphobe you 1.00

00:07:32.160 just spit shit all over my 1.00

00:07:33.960 I know I feel so bad 0.99

00:07:35.780 like I'm about to spit on

00:07:37.240 you no I'm I'm just

00:07:38.540 uncomfortable because I was

00:07:39.460 sitting where Dan Balzerian one sat.

00:07:43.520 No, he was wearing this real short shirt.

00:07:46.280 He looked like a Hooters manager.

00:07:48.000 I want to talk to the manager. 1.00

00:07:49.820 These fucking chicken wings. 1.00

00:07:51.660 And then he comes over wearing the same shorts. 1.00

00:07:53.600 Am I going to get shot for this?

00:07:55.660 He has a lot of guns. 0.56

00:07:57.060 Can I get a napkin?

00:07:58.920 I'm sorry for spitting.

00:08:00.040 A sanitary one?

00:08:00.620 I know.

00:08:01.660 Okay.

00:08:03.020 You didn't know I was gizmo?

00:08:05.100 I didn't know that.

00:08:05.980 What is great about you is you have a podcast,

00:08:07.720 but yet you do no research on who's here.

00:08:10.640 That's why I'm here.

00:08:11.500 No, I'm not.

00:08:12.160 My name is Howie.

00:08:13.940 Mandel?

00:08:14.460 Yeah.

00:08:15.240 And you were on a show?

00:08:16.960 He thought it was Nelson Mandela.

00:08:18.680 I did a show in the 80s.

00:08:21.120 I was on a series.

00:08:22.160 One, right?

00:08:23.080 Well, no, I've done a couple.

00:08:24.760 All before you were born.

00:08:26.280 I could have sworn we were having Nelson Mandela on the podcast.

00:08:29.280 I am.

00:08:29.720 And I got to tell, why can't we all live together?

00:08:31.980 That's my message today.

00:08:35.220 How is your head so perfect?

00:08:36.800 Yeah, it's such a good shape.

00:08:38.680 It's such a good shape. 0.94

00:08:39.380 Oh, shit, I just realized my fly's open. 0.99

00:08:41.820 You. 1.00

00:08:43.160 You.

00:08:44.840 Somebody said something about great head,

00:08:47.860 and he realized that his fly was open.

00:08:49.960 Yeah.

00:08:51.140 Thanks for explaining his joke to all of us that laughed.

00:08:54.300 Can I tell you on a serious note what I love about you, Logan?

00:08:57.860 Sure.

00:08:58.580 Okay, so even if you said no, I was going to tell you.

00:09:01.360 I watched the fight and everything, and more than the fight,

00:09:04.360 And more than, it's what you said after the fight.

00:09:08.260 And that's the philosophy that I think everybody should dream and aspire to do.

00:09:12.940 And you just said, I achieved things that I never dreamed possible. 0.97

00:09:17.420 I do shit that, you know, this is like a dream come true. 0.95

00:09:21.080 And you kind of, you know, inspired every kid out there. 0.98

00:09:25.320 And I kind of, it's not the same thing.

00:09:26.760 I didn't fight anybody.

00:09:27.720 But the fact that I'm out here and I have a studio where strangers come in and spit on the floor.

00:09:32.480 I never dreamed that would happen.

00:09:34.060 The fact I can make funny voices in movies.

00:09:36.240 I didn't think that was happening.

00:09:37.580 I'm a little loopy.

00:09:38.840 I'll be honest with you.

00:09:39.640 This is not going to be my best appearance.

00:09:41.040 I don't know if you notice.

00:09:41.840 I'm wearing a shotgun.

00:09:43.240 I just got from the hospital.

00:09:44.280 I just came here directly from the hospital.

00:09:46.460 I had a colonoscopy and an endoscopy, which is this end and that end.

00:09:52.000 I hope they did the...

00:09:54.160 Do they use a different...

00:09:55.220 Is that why you're bouncing around? 1.00

00:09:56.420 Well, I've had so much on my ass today. 0.99

00:10:00.060 No, but I had... 1.00

00:10:00.720 Look, I had an IV in, and I was sedated.

00:10:03.080 Up until this podcast

00:10:04.940 Oh so you're not telling me you're loopy

00:10:07.120 Like that's not a character trait

00:10:08.580 No that's a propofol trait 0.80

00:10:11.100 Propofol

00:10:12.620 As we talked about

00:10:13.700 That's Michael Jackson's lullaby

00:10:16.680 Propofol

00:10:17.480 Do you remember that?

00:10:19.280 Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:10:21.080 Do they do both sides

00:10:23.700 Did you get DP'd at the hospital today?

00:10:26.140 So what it is

00:10:26.960 The thing is you gotta watch for

00:10:28.280 If you're gonna have a colonoscopy

00:10:29.500 For those young people listening

00:10:30.980 They stick a tube with a camera 0.99

00:10:32.980 up your ass well you yeah yeah i'm 36 howie i know exactly not old you have an only fans 0.99

00:10:38.060 pardon me well we know he vlogged it that all the footage i did i did i do have it on video 1.00

00:10:44.460 you know what i do you want to know something i woke up screaming i woke up yelling because i

00:10:50.100 yell but i woke up yelling and the guy that was in the recovery room next to me recognized my voice

00:10:56.020 And he was waking up, and I just hear him going, hey, man, is that Howie, man?

00:11:02.180 And I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's me.

00:11:04.160 He goes, if I want to be on America's Got Talent, do I send in a video?

00:11:11.620 He was in the next bed.

00:11:12.760 It has to be an annoying question, though.

00:11:14.780 I mean, I'm going to be honest.

00:11:15.420 Well, when you're on propofol?

00:11:16.960 No, but I'll tell you another thing.

00:11:19.020 Last time I had a colonoscopy, I get him a lot because I just love photography.

00:11:22.200 the uh the the nurse was like stunning this was years and years ago and i was on another show 0.96

00:11:29.820 and i wake up and the most stunning fucking nurse is standing there ahead of me and she says i got 0.95

00:11:35.020 to talk to you before the doctor comes in and i go yeah she goes i know you do deal or no deal 0.99

00:11:39.660 yeah can can i be a model and she sticks her eight by ten under my back you know i just had a 1.00

00:11:46.460 fucking tube and a camera 1.00

00:11:48.440 up there and she's got her 8x10 and then 0.99

00:11:50.480 the doctor comes in and he's

00:11:52.380 taking off the IV and I roll over

00:11:54.400 and there's the nurse's 8x10 under me.

00:11:57.360 Did you hire her?

00:11:58.880 No. I don't want to say

00:12:00.600 you know, number 14 0.99

00:12:02.540 open your, remember me with my ass? 0.99

00:12:04.960 So you said no deal? 1.00

00:12:06.660 No deal. See you

00:12:08.540 are a comedian.

00:12:10.380 George? Look at you George.

00:12:12.920 I remembered all of your characters

00:12:14.440 from the 80s,

00:12:15.200 and yet you can't even remember my name.

00:12:16.820 Yeah, the fact that you remember 0.98

00:12:18.120 every fucking character I did in the 80s, 0.98

00:12:19.720 you know, where this was 40 years ago. 0.99

00:12:20.960 You don't know anything I'm doing today?

00:12:22.980 Yeah, I do because my roommate was Olga 0.66

00:12:25.480 who worked at the Deal or No Deal. 0.98

00:12:27.200 Oh, yeah, our friend was a briefcase girl. 0.99

00:12:29.620 Deal or No Deal model, Olga, 0.95

00:12:31.060 who I just saw last night.

00:12:32.160 Yeah, she speaks so highly of you.

00:12:34.320 You didn't know my name.

00:12:35.460 You're lying.

00:12:36.900 No, but she didn't use your name

00:12:38.320 when she was telling me the story.

00:12:39.740 Oh.

00:12:41.060 You and I, Howie,

00:12:42.740 we have a lot in common.

00:12:44.440 um because i too just came from the hospital oh you had you know i kept this on because i i follow

00:12:50.100 you and i watched it and you had a cast a little bit of it and i thought oh this will be great the

00:12:54.160 guest and uh and the host but you took yours off i still have mine on do you want do you want to

00:12:59.460 see what i did in the uh recovery room after the surgery yeah yeah this is a real picture

00:13:05.220 Okay

00:13:06.120 Look at this

00:13:06.780 Okay

00:13:07.280 Holy

00:13:12.220 So you didn't use propofol

00:13:14.620 Didn't have to

00:13:15.440 You used alcohol

00:13:16.820 I used the resources around me

00:13:18.480 And weed 0.99

00:13:19.160 Because I'm fucking crazy 0.99

00:13:21.700 No weed's not crazy 0.99

00:13:23.200 Weed's a good thing

00:13:24.040 You smoke?

00:13:24.580 I do

00:13:24.980 Really?

00:13:25.940 You open a vocal about it?

00:13:27.380 No

00:13:27.660 I won't tell anybody about it

00:13:29.580 The thing is

00:13:30.500 I love being you're on a show like me

00:13:31.980 This guy's great

00:13:32.600 He's so funny

00:13:33.460 He's a professional

00:13:34.500 You know what, if you would just laugh rather than just saying he's so funny, it's so much easier.

00:13:39.240 Can you imagine being in a room doing a concert with 8,000 people?

00:13:43.740 He's great, he's great, he's great, he's great.

00:13:45.980 That's funny, Howie.

00:13:47.120 He's funny.

00:13:47.620 Oh, you're killing me.

00:13:48.960 Stop it, stop it, stop it.

00:13:51.180 I'm rolling in the aisle.

00:13:53.780 I wasn't a villain from the 70s.

00:13:56.000 What?

00:13:56.520 A villain from the 70s.

00:13:57.380 Stop it, I'm rolling in the aisle.

00:13:58.980 You can do voices too.

00:14:00.740 So I could do some, I could do some voices.

00:14:03.420 That's a good one. 0.98

00:14:04.060 I'm the hormone monster.

00:14:05.880 Really?

00:14:06.460 Yeah, no.

00:14:07.520 Never mind. 1.00

00:14:07.960 You don't take that shit, right? 1.00

00:14:09.700 You don't juice or anything like that. 1.00

00:14:11.100 No juice?

00:14:11.920 Yeah.

00:14:12.220 I do smoke?

00:14:13.720 No, what I was saying was, am I the first Jew you've had on the show?

00:14:17.600 I thought you said you drink juice. 0.99

00:14:18.760 No, I just said no Jews. 1.00

00:14:20.540 No Jews. 1.00

00:14:21.340 Are you okay with Jews? 1.00

00:14:22.920 I'm a Jew.

00:14:23.600 Yeah, so.

00:14:25.880 Did I throw you?

00:14:26.960 No, because I was going to make a joke, but I'm not sure what jokes I'm allowed to make anymore.

00:14:30.660 You know what? 1.00

00:14:31.720 This is your fucking podcast. 1.00

00:14:33.320 You can cut out anything you said 1.00

00:14:35.820 It's my podcast

00:14:36.680 It's not my world

00:14:37.800 Logan Paul for president

00:14:41.420 That's the new merch

00:14:43.260 My podcast

00:14:44.480 Not my world

00:14:45.700 That's your new

00:14:47.160 You're really a businessman

00:14:48.800 How did you

00:14:50.940 Cancelled 0.99

00:14:52.760 George just got fucking cancelled 0.98

00:14:56.280 But here's the thing 0.98

00:14:58.160 He's uncancellable because he believes in Jesus

00:15:00.420 Which you don't

00:15:01.980 No, I believe he was there.

00:15:04.380 You don't think I've hired a carpenter from time to time?

00:15:07.900 I have shelving in my house.

00:15:10.540 You're not religious?

00:15:11.780 No. 0.76

00:15:13.280 Atheist or just agnostic or just not religious?

00:15:15.680 Just not religious.

00:15:16.880 I haven't even thought about it.

00:15:17.920 You know what's weird?

00:15:19.600 This is the second podcast you're doing today.

00:15:21.320 It doesn't matter.

00:15:21.840 I'm not going to.

00:15:23.240 But I saw that you guys did like an hour and a half on your last podcast.

00:15:26.460 And then you broke up and changed.

00:15:28.860 You're like Cher.

00:15:29.820 You're like the Cher of podcasting.

00:15:31.160 You guys did costume changes between each podcast.

00:15:34.640 Howie, I'm actually going to need you to not say that.

00:15:37.560 And we'll cut all of it because I need our audience to think this was shot on two separate days. 0.97

00:15:42.340 Do you really think that a Logan Paul viewer is going, fuck, you got to see this next podcast. 0.97

00:15:48.940 What's that supposed to mean, Howie? 0.98

00:15:49.660 It was shot on a totally different day than the last one.

00:15:53.700 I do think that. 1.00

00:15:54.120 I mean, it's shit. 0.99

00:15:54.920 But this podcast is not shot the same day as the last one I saw. 0.99

00:16:00.380 I do believe that.

00:16:01.080 I think it's more impressive.

00:16:02.220 Same day, new shirt.

00:16:03.340 That's more impressive.

00:16:04.640 It actually is.

00:16:05.880 It actually is.

00:16:06.840 But I love how you changed everybody.

00:16:08.020 I love the impression of a different vibe.

00:16:10.180 We are different people when we're in the room with you than we are with Dan B.

00:16:13.600 And so my wardrobe reflects that.

00:16:15.240 You feel like you're different now?

00:16:16.740 Yeah.

00:16:17.220 Really?

00:16:17.620 You're having more fun.

00:16:18.780 You didn't have a lot of fun with it?

00:16:19.980 I did have a lot of fun.

00:16:20.940 I was more inquisitive and fascinated.

00:16:22.720 Different kind of fun.

00:16:23.480 I'm having fun. 0.99

00:16:24.080 Ask me who I fucked. 0.99

00:16:31.080 No? 0.99

00:16:32.900 Why is it different for me?

00:16:33.960 I was hoping you were going to answer with a suitcase number.

00:16:36.500 And that was it.

00:16:38.060 Number 36, number 12, number 8, number 2.

00:16:42.180 My wife.

00:16:42.940 My wife.

00:16:43.480 Yeah, true.

00:16:44.240 True.

00:16:45.000 We just met her.

00:16:46.400 You met my wife.

00:16:47.020 Yeah.

00:16:47.380 We've been married for 42 years.

00:16:48.700 Oh, my God.

00:16:49.500 Yeah, we have.

00:16:50.160 That's my son.

00:16:50.640 That's my son helping you with technology right in the back.

00:16:53.640 That's my son, Alex.

00:16:55.140 He has a good set of hair on him.

00:16:56.600 He does.

00:16:57.160 And so does his mother. 1.00

00:16:58.360 That his hair looks exactly like his mother's pussy in the 70s. 1.00

00:17:05.700 You know, making eye contact with him right after you said that really hurt me a little bit. 1.00

00:17:09.540 No, it's not.

00:17:10.160 It's not like that anymore. 0.76

00:17:11.740 She's groomed and she is shaved.

00:17:13.520 But if you want to see, is that wrong?

00:17:16.180 The bush.

00:17:17.320 The classic bush.

00:17:17.880 There's not a bush.

00:17:18.980 What I'm saying about it is if you look at my son, his hair is parted on the side.

00:17:23.300 And that's how she always was.

00:17:24.680 Howie, I love it. 0.99

00:17:25.560 And I hear and feel what you're saying on a very deep level about the pussy hair. 1.00

00:17:31.100 Does your mother have a hairy pussy? 1.00

00:17:32.600 I wouldn't know. 1.00

00:17:33.860 Yes, you would.

00:17:34.680 Let me ask. 1.00

00:17:35.040 That's probably the first pussy you saw. 1.00

00:17:36.600 You had her naked in an airplane. 1.00

00:17:38.100 You weren't born with her eyes open?

00:17:40.640 Did it look like you came through the jungle?

00:17:42.200 I'll say this one more time.

00:17:43.220 I wasn't born.

00:17:44.140 I was conjured. 1.00

00:17:45.660 Well, as you conjured yourself out of your mother's pussy, did you come through a forest? 1.00

00:17:50.620 I did. 1.00

00:17:51.180 I'm Middle Eastern. 1.00

00:17:53.700 No shit. 1.00

00:17:54.760 Look at you. 1.00

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00:19:04.080 Reading is hard.

00:19:06.000 Did you get kicked off a deal or no deal?

00:19:08.320 Or did you graduate? 1.00

00:19:11.160 Or were they like, oh, yo, Howie's a fucking lunatic. 0.99

00:19:13.540 No, there's a lot of editing. 1.00

00:19:15.740 Everything you ever see me on, there is so much fucking editing. 0.88

00:19:19.320 And I would imagine there's going to be a lot here. 0.89

00:19:21.120 No, not.

00:19:21.980 no you know what's really funny because i heard you guys you did i was here a day ago when you

00:19:28.620 did the other podcast and and you were asking questions you had really good guests on you had

00:19:33.860 and and then george after that was like during the changing session when you change clothes

00:19:38.840 a day before you're going to do the next one and and i heard you asking questions i won't say what

00:19:44.540 it was and you went don't ask those questions why didn't you ask them on the podcast but that

00:19:50.740 doesn't happen with me there's nothing what you were mad you were mad at him you know why because 0.61

00:19:55.360 he he said he said hey you want the damn bills area well no we don't have to bring it up we're 0.99

00:20:01.580 bringing it up we are bringing it up because you were across the room shut the fuck up for a minute 0.99

00:20:07.380 okay because it's your house i will go ahead all right this is like a genuine question though 0.96

00:20:13.720 because you know you got you you're older than me you got experience and wisdom and you mentioned

00:20:17.300 that your wife, you know, had some foliage down there.

00:20:22.740 Foliage?

00:20:23.180 It's not a garden.

00:20:24.700 If it was foliage, then this is like,

00:20:27.180 when does this air?

00:20:28.880 Next week.

00:20:29.940 So during fall.

00:20:30.960 So if she had foliage,

00:20:32.140 it would all be changing colors and dropping to the ground, 0.72

00:20:34.560 and then somebody would have to come over and rake it.

00:20:36.820 Which isn't unlikely.

00:20:39.260 Your brain is so amazing.

00:20:41.260 Did you notice a shift in her character? 1.00

00:20:44.020 Because this whole, like, shave everywhere, 0.96

00:20:47.300 phenomena that's happening with young women especially in millennials look at my head 0.55

00:20:52.760 okay okay it's very reflective i can see myself i look good no i think that's i'm answering your 1.00

00:20:59.120 question she's later because you don't know me that well but i am a fucking pussy so the fact 0.99

00:21:04.600 that i shaved my head is kind of in line with what you're asking i see i see it was there was 0.99

00:21:09.700 a shift there was a shift we're like the clean let me ask my son my son alex from the other side

00:21:14.000 Am I saying anything that is going to get me canceled

00:21:16.240 Or am I in trouble

00:21:17.380 He gave you one of these 0.99

00:21:19.540 He doesn't give a fuck 1.00

00:21:21.200 No he does give a fuck 1.00

00:21:22.300 He goes it's over it's finished 1.00

00:21:24.040 I don't think so

00:21:25.220 I think your worst comes to worst

00:21:27.660 You just do your own YouTube version of deal or no deal 1.00

00:21:30.960 Now I'm doing other shit 0.99

00:21:32.580 Now I'm doing America's Got Talent 0.96

00:21:34.520 Have you ever seen that show

00:21:35.300 I have I kind of think I could be on it

00:21:38.020 I have a very cool talent

00:21:39.100 What is the talent

00:21:39.840 I'll show you right now

00:21:40.980 okay if it's good do you promise that i could be on the show um you're probably not in control

00:21:47.140 of some things i'm not in control of those things but i promise if it is good i will put a word in

00:21:52.040 okay it usually takes four words to get somebody in but i will put a word

00:21:57.160 no go ahead do you really want to be on watch my thumb

00:22:00.580 see that double jointed how do you is that yeah look at it i am see how far it bends back

00:22:22.180 i'm sorry

00:22:22.960 you upset our guest you made him upset i thought it was cool

00:22:38.680 well i didn't know i didn't know it was over oh okay i didn't know i thought that was a

00:22:43.160 that was an opening to something i didn't know how do you not how do you know like i thought

00:22:49.060 that i'm an open with a double jointed thumb and then something like he was going to take

00:22:52.740 the thumb off here is great it just needs more okay is that really a is that do you consider

00:22:57.580 that a talent absolutely what so that's uh you know you know have you ever before you made money 0.97

00:23:02.620 before you became who you are did you ever hitchhike like around the corner holy shit i

00:23:07.640 hitchhiked from vancouver to tijuana in three days really yeah and how do they know where you're 0.94

00:23:12.700 going if you're holding that thumb up does that mean i just want to go around the corner this 0.96

00:23:16.560 sounds like the dumbest fucking question ever but look when i give a thumbs up sometimes i'm 0.98

00:23:22.120 the weird guy because look what kind of fucking thumb bends like that and if you really want to 1.00

00:23:25.700 fuck with people you do this when you give a thumbs up what does that do it's just like a way 0.99

00:23:30.860 to like thumbs i'll do this in photos with fans sometimes like this or when i give a peace sign 1.00

00:23:35.240 when i give a peace sign i'll hold my fingers way too close together it's like an infant baby boy 0.99

00:23:39.800 when you do that give you a little baby cock yo how you're a freak it's a baby cock yeah you're 1.00

00:23:48.080 Thumbs up to you. 1.00

00:23:48.920 You can't say baby cock. 0.99

00:23:50.040 You can say whatever you want. 1.00

00:23:51.320 Are you saying don't say baby cock? 1.00

00:23:53.200 Cut baby cock out. 1.00

00:23:54.420 You can say it. 1.00

00:23:55.000 You just can't attach any other words to it.

00:23:56.740 Well, dude, you'll bleep, bleep.

00:23:58.800 The whole podcast.

00:24:00.440 It's just going to be a ringing noise.

00:24:02.540 It'll be like a test.

00:24:03.500 Like, this is only a test.

00:24:05.220 I used to wonder, like, what the test was.

00:24:07.400 Do you remember?

00:24:08.000 Do you ever watch TV and they go, this is only a test?

00:24:10.320 And then for 10 minutes, how did you even order that?

00:24:13.700 But I didn't see you say anything.

00:24:15.340 How did you order that? 0.85

00:24:17.780 Because that's my assistant that just brought you a drink.

00:24:19.920 A protein shake.

00:24:20.700 Did you hear?

00:24:21.520 And Jess is here.

00:24:22.580 How do you do that?

00:24:24.440 That's my relationship with Jesus, I guess.

00:24:26.820 All right.

00:24:27.820 I love JC.

00:24:29.240 I do.

00:24:29.860 By the way, can I just tell what he said off camera?

00:24:32.460 I feel like people want to know.

00:24:34.100 Okay.

00:24:34.360 Can I say it, though?

00:24:35.420 Because you didn't hear what I said.

00:24:37.020 You just heard from far away.

00:24:38.100 Go ahead.

00:24:38.400 This is my interpretation.

00:24:39.500 He came up to Dan Bozerian after the podcast was over and was like, you know, I don't usually

00:24:42.880 I didn't want to say this on the podcast because I'm like the religious guy.

00:24:45.480 But like, have you considered Christ?

00:24:46.880 Yeah, I know.

00:24:47.280 That's how I interpreted it. 0.98

00:24:48.260 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no fucking way, no fucking way, that's not what I said. 0.98

00:24:55.240 I said, you should have said it on the podcast because now it's fucking weird. 0.97

00:24:59.860 Now you're the guy who's like, welcome, have you seen the Church of the Latter-day Saints? 0.88

00:25:03.860 No, that's not what I said. 1.00

00:25:05.380 What the fuck is in my ass? 1.00

00:25:07.540 Oh, that's mine. 1.00

00:25:08.680 Anyway, the thing is that what I heard him say, this is it because I got to give it, you have COVID?

00:25:15.040 Yes.

00:25:15.320 And that's why I coughed in your studio knowing that you're a germaphobe. I got a COVID test yesterday. I'm good. Okay. Anyway, so this is how I heard it. I came in before that yesterday, before the Balzerian interview was over. And I heard you saying, you know, I have fucked up to nine girls in one day. You know who else I fucked? And then I don't give a fuck about any fuck like that. And that's all I heard, you know, because I wasn't, I didn't have any content. And then they said, goodbye. Thanks for having him. And then within a second, he's going, have you ever tried relationships?

00:25:45.320 that's what you did no no yes you know what howie i i i respected you up until right now you liar 0.51

00:25:54.260 this is what happened that's what happened i was right there it was at the it was at the ping pong 0.56

00:25:58.720 we're all there dude this is what honestly happened i swear people back home listen to me

00:26:03.960 the honest one lie as soon as somebody goes honestly he was when he was talking he looked

00:26:10.780 like he was he was sad and i didn't want to bring up religion on the podcast because this is not a

00:26:14.760 Why do you think he was sad?

00:26:15.920 You look at the picture.

00:26:16.780 Have you ever got up in the morning and, well, not you.

00:26:18.700 You got a beard and try to get your sideburns even?

00:26:21.520 It's so frustrating.

00:26:22.600 I know.

00:26:22.920 One gets higher.

00:26:23.900 One gets higher.

00:26:25.080 The other one gets higher.

00:26:26.100 The other one gets higher.

00:26:26.980 And then did you see?

00:26:27.680 And then you turn the ear.

00:26:28.620 Those are in.

00:26:28.940 Yeah.

00:26:29.600 It looked like he, that's why he was sad.

00:26:32.280 Anyways, so I looked at him and I said, I said.

00:26:35.440 Does your producer put up a picture so I know what I'm talking about?

00:26:37.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:39.180 It's Caleb.

00:26:40.180 Kayla.

00:26:40.900 Kayla.

00:26:42.700 The B, right?

00:26:44.060 No, it's his last name.

00:26:45.120 It's the first initial of his last name, Howie.

00:26:46.640 I want to know A.

00:26:47.360 It's Caleb Brown.

00:26:48.360 Caleb B.

00:26:48.740 I just said that he would probably need, if he wanted to find happiness.

00:26:52.840 From the home company?

00:26:55.800 Never get to tell my side of the story.

00:26:57.340 Tell your side of the story.

00:26:58.560 This is George's side of the Jesus story.

00:27:01.920 You thought I didn't bring up Jesus.

00:27:03.280 I said religion.

00:27:04.160 The whole time on the podcast, he was basically finding, he was trying to pursue happiness.

00:27:07.800 And I said, have you ever dabbled in any type of religion?

00:27:10.000 Any type of religion.

00:27:11.060 I didn't push mine on him

00:27:12.280 But I saw a brother

00:27:13.440 On earth

00:27:14.280 That looked like he needed it 0.99

00:27:15.480 And nobody had the balls 0.98

00:27:16.340 To bring it up to him 1.00

00:27:17.040 So I fucking brought out my balls 1.00

00:27:18.780 And I talked about religion 1.00

00:27:20.100 He's on private jets 1.00

00:27:21.560 He's fucking ten girls a day 1.00

00:27:23.160 He's taking mushrooms 1.00

00:27:24.720 But at the end of every day

00:27:26.000 He's got a billion bucks

00:27:26.680 He says our father

00:27:27.740 At the end of every day

00:27:29.580 He says our father

00:27:30.520 He sits shiva

00:27:31.600 And has a Jewish

00:27:32.960 How do you know shiva?

00:27:34.220 Are you Jew?

00:27:34.720 No but I've got Jewish friends

00:27:36.060 Who have died apparently 0.98

00:27:37.140 Yeah I fucked that one up 0.98

00:27:38.300 You sit shiva when someone dies 0.99

00:27:40.500 Sties, yes. 0.68

00:27:41.300 The only Jews you know are dead ones? 1.00

00:27:44.080 The families of dead ones because they sit shiva. 0.99

00:27:46.820 The dead Jews don't sit shiva. 0.93

00:27:48.620 You are a cornucopia of Judaism information. 1.00

00:27:53.140 This is my favorite podcast. 0.99

00:27:54.300 I think so.

00:27:55.160 I've considered being a rabbi.

00:27:56.820 What?

00:27:57.160 I've considered being a rabbi.

00:27:58.600 Why would you do that?

00:27:59.320 Because George came up to me and tried to sell it to me.

00:28:04.100 Are you Christian?

00:28:06.380 Catholic?

00:28:07.020 I am Christian.

00:28:08.160 Okay.

00:28:08.720 I love that.

00:28:09.740 I love that.

00:28:10.500 I've been to church.

00:28:11.980 Have you?

00:28:12.440 Yeah.

00:28:13.440 Was somebody getting married?

00:28:15.000 No, I just went to a church.

00:28:16.720 I went to a church last week.

00:28:18.260 I was in Santa Fe, New Mexico,

00:28:20.040 and they have an amazing church in Santa Fe

00:28:22.740 that is like a landmark. 0.99

00:28:24.140 I went on Sunday, and it was fucking closed. 0.98

00:28:26.880 How is that even possible? 0.99

00:28:29.120 Howie, Howie, Howie.

00:28:29.380 It's a true story.

00:28:30.220 Howie, I need you to just...

00:28:32.220 Was it Mormon?

00:28:33.600 Was it Chick-fil-A?

00:28:34.240 Have I answered any questions?

00:28:35.560 No, so that's what I'm...

00:28:36.200 Tune in for me.

00:28:37.720 We literally just got her to start talking, bro.

00:28:39.680 Oh, Logan's in this, too.

00:28:41.900 Tune in for one second.

00:28:43.120 I have a serious question.

00:28:44.780 All right. 1.00

00:28:45.080 You clearly are like a, you don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:28:47.700 You really don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:28:48.660 No. 0.99

00:28:48.760 Like, probably more than anyone I've ever seen on this podcast.

00:28:52.160 Really?

00:28:52.500 I truthfully say that.

00:28:53.320 I'll tell you what it is, and you'll be like this, too.

00:28:55.500 I'm going to be 66 next month.

00:28:57.660 You know?

00:28:59.120 You look great.

00:29:00.300 Well, thank you. 0.61

00:29:01.020 I look good for a guy that's probably going to die real soon. 0.99

00:29:05.080 I'm going to die sooner than you. 0.98

00:29:06.380 I mean, there's a good chance. 1.00

00:29:07.400 So once the guy, fuck it. 0.99

00:29:09.680 I agree, and I love that, and I would have assumed that you're at that point where, like, 1.00

00:29:14.280 man, you don't got to please anyone anymore except yourself and your plan.

00:29:18.280 I pleasure myself.

00:29:19.340 I do that. 0.61

00:29:20.020 Right, right, right.

00:29:20.720 I please myself.

00:29:22.080 With colonoscopies.

00:29:23.960 No, that was a serious thing.

00:29:26.480 I do it with lotion and tissues.

00:29:30.520 Look at my son who's sitting behind.

00:29:32.480 This poor guy.

00:29:33.920 How did he turn out so, like, right?

00:29:36.340 How do you know?

00:29:36.900 Have you talked to him?

00:29:37.680 I guess not.

00:29:38.220 The first impression I had of him was him on that mouth guard challenge

00:29:41.360 He created the mouth guard challenge

00:29:43.020 My son Alex Mandel

00:29:44.720 How do you not know this?

00:29:46.360 I didn't know that

00:29:46.960 It's not like a big fact that most people

00:29:49.860 Is that a big thing most people know?

00:29:51.540 They did, it was hot, it was in the windows of everything

00:29:54.700 Him and a guy, do you know who Roman Atwood is?

00:29:56.660 Oh yeah

00:29:57.140 So him and Roman Atwood are really good friends

00:29:59.500 And they did

00:30:00.680 He used to do vlogging

00:30:03.020 And in the vlogging they would do the mouth guard challenge

00:30:06.460 Which were just the things that they grabbed

00:30:08.480 From the malls

00:30:09.240 When you're getting your teeth whitened in a mall 1.00

00:30:11.140 Who would go to a fucking mall to get their teeth whitened 1.00

00:30:13.320 Do you find pleasure in the prostate gland 1.00

00:30:16.440 When they give you that colonoscopy

00:30:17.740 None at all

00:30:19.120 It just seems weird that you keep getting them

00:30:21.680 Since the beginning of the show

00:30:23.520 It's all I've been able to think about

00:30:24.520 Was camera tubes going in your bowl

00:30:25.780 I think that was a joke

00:30:26.520 He's not the comedian

00:30:30.120 He's the guy who writes the book

00:30:31.120 Let me explain to him

00:30:32.380 Sometimes

00:30:34.460 Sometimes I, no, no, no, let's be serious for a second.

00:30:37.660 Sometimes I will say things just,

00:30:40.540 they're, I don't know how to put this in layman's terms,

00:30:43.780 they're just jokes.

00:30:48.340 So you do get, so you get colonoscopies every couple weeks?

00:30:53.340 No.

00:30:53.600 He's the one that did drugs.

00:30:55.140 No, no, I don't get,

00:30:57.340 I get colonoscopies maybe once or five,

00:31:00.020 once every five years.

00:31:00.920 Once every five days. 1.00

00:31:01.700 But I will let people jam things up my ass 0.99

00:31:04.660 Every two weeks 0.99

00:31:05.380 You can consider that a colonoscopy

00:31:09.920 Pegging is big now

00:31:12.360 I don't even know what that is

00:31:13.640 Logan does

00:31:15.120 Why do you know what that is

00:31:17.280 I have one girl in particular 1.00

00:31:19.680 Who won't stop asking to peg me 1.00

00:31:21.940 And doing it

00:31:23.460 And you'll do that

00:31:24.760 I gotta say all kidding aside

00:31:26.520 I don't want anything in there

00:31:28.360 That is the most annoying

00:31:29.860 So agree with you

00:31:30.620 I don't even 1.00

00:31:31.120 I won't even wipe my own ass 0.99

00:31:32.360 Yeah 0.99

00:31:32.700 Yeah

00:31:33.240 You just let it ride

00:31:34.660 What?

00:31:35.240 You just let it ride after?

00:31:36.480 No I have one of those 1.00

00:31:37.720 Japanese toilets

00:31:38.940 Which I power wash

00:31:40.420 Oh

00:31:41.760 He takes it to the car wash

00:31:43.180 If you know what I mean

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00:32:49.040 non-tobacco nicotine nicotine is an addictive chemical back to the program can i ask my 1.00

00:32:54.380 fucking question no please go ahead he goes nope you don't give a fuck but you do give a fuck 1.00

00:33:01.260 about one thing and i know you do and i have to talk about it you're a germaphobe yeah it's not 1.00

00:33:05.920 a rumor it's not a rumor you never know i heard this in ohio when i was watching deal or no deal

00:33:10.420 do the knuckle touch i said oh that's it what is a germaphobe right i'm 14 i don't know what the 0.99

00:33:14.600 fucking germaphobe is and so and and we're here and you're like oh you really don't give a fuck 0.99

00:33:19.840 No, I do. 1.00

00:33:20.860 Honestly, I've been open about this.

00:33:23.500 I have big mental health issues.

00:33:26.040 And germophobia is just a small part of it.

00:33:28.520 But I suffer from anxiety.

00:33:30.420 I have OCD.

00:33:31.660 I have ADHD. 1.00

00:33:33.300 And if I'm lucky enough, I'd like to buy a vowel. 0.99

00:33:36.040 Because I think that's what I'm short on all this list of shit that I have. 0.99

00:33:40.860 Whistling onto my head. 0.99

00:33:41.820 I'm a mess.

00:33:42.720 Wait, hold on.

00:33:43.800 I'll rebuttal for one sec.

00:33:45.900 You can't rebuttal my mental health issues.

00:33:47.860 I'm going to rebuttal.

00:33:48.480 This is not the one thing.

00:33:52.880 I disagree with you, and I'll tell you why.

00:33:56.360 Maybe he's going to cure you.

00:33:57.740 I'll tell you what OCD is.

00:33:58.820 Let me explain.

00:33:59.560 Because people always come up to me, and they go, oh, I got a little bit about that.

00:34:03.320 Here's what OCD is.

00:34:05.160 OCD, it's obsessive-compulsive disorder.

00:34:08.160 If I obsessively have a thought, and the thought doesn't have to make any sense,

00:34:14.220 then I have a compulsion to take care of that thought ad nauseum so I'll give you

00:34:20.100 an example this is like a normal thought I will leave a house and I think I

00:34:24.360 didn't lock the door normal normal right so I go and check the door and it's

00:34:29.520 locked and then I get back in the car and then I go well maybe I didn't do it

00:34:33.180 enough so I go back into the out there and I check the door again and then I

00:34:37.860 get back in the car and I go is it maybe I loosened it now maybe it was closed

00:34:41.580 but I opened it

00:34:42.700 now I go back again

00:34:43.840 and I do it again

00:34:44.800 then I get back in the car

00:34:46.060 and intellectually

00:34:47.200 I know

00:34:47.760 no it doesn't stop for me

00:34:48.760 why should it stop for you

00:34:49.740 because

00:34:50.200 I want to ask

00:34:51.740 because now I'm curious

00:34:52.420 is there a spectrum

00:34:53.680 because your initial description of it

00:34:55.380 to the T

00:34:55.800 I'd say yes

00:34:56.400 I have that

00:34:57.040 and I do

00:34:57.640 I didn't describe it until now

00:34:59.020 it's when I can't stop 0.99

00:35:00.640 a fucking thought 0.99

00:35:01.600 so you're on the furthest end 1.00

00:35:02.840 of the OCD

00:35:03.800 no you either have OCD

00:35:05.300 there's way further than me

00:35:06.460 I'm functioning

00:35:06.960 that's the most common one

00:35:08.000 so I touch doorknobs

00:35:08.920 four to six times

00:35:10.040 when I leave a house

00:35:10.740 If you have a ritual that you can't stop, and that's not being superstitious or anything,

00:35:16.100 but I have checked the door where I have missed a meeting.

00:35:20.200 If I got stuck in that today, I wouldn't be here at the podcast.

00:35:23.400 Do you do it with light switches?

00:35:25.100 No, not at all.

00:35:26.360 But germs, I actually can shake hands, but if I'm triggered, then I'm at the sink for maybe four and a half hours.

00:35:32.680 Will you shake my hand right now?

00:35:34.000 No.

00:35:34.580 Why?

00:35:35.020 I don't want to.

00:35:36.200 You want to shake this hand?

00:35:37.920 No, what is the difference between the form?

00:35:39.960 What's wrong with this hand?

00:35:41.900 It doesn't do what the other thumb does? 0.97

00:35:44.200 No, I know you got that scar and shit like that. 0.97

00:35:46.120 And by the way, it does. 0.98

00:35:47.640 Are you going to be able to box again?

00:36:01.880 Because I want to challenge you.

00:36:04.180 To a boxing match?

00:36:05.660 Well.

00:36:06.780 Now that you lost one hand.

00:36:08.780 How about it?

00:36:09.640 No, this is what it is, because you're very big on the internet.

00:36:13.240 I want to challenge you for $20 million. 1.00

00:36:18.560 Holy shit. 1.00

00:36:19.580 Yeah, to an unboxing match. 1.00

00:36:21.660 Oh, wow.

00:36:22.600 Were you unboxings?

00:36:24.100 Yeah, just we get packages, and we open them,

00:36:26.280 and we see who opens the best packages and what's inside.

00:36:28.560 This guy's good.

00:36:30.200 And by the way, I'm in.

00:36:31.740 People will buy that.

00:36:33.520 What are we unboxing?

00:36:34.420 I don't know.

00:36:34.980 I haven't set the rules yet.

00:36:36.540 Do you have Amazon sponsor this?

00:36:38.120 Howie has challenged Logan Paul to an unboxing match.

00:36:41.980 Howie, I actually want to, like, I'm semi still, like, my inquisitiveness is kind of racing right now.

00:36:48.380 Go ahead.

00:36:48.680 You can ask me anything.

00:36:49.400 I'm going to be quiet for a minute.

00:36:50.540 I really do want to know, like, is there an OCD spectrum?

00:36:54.400 Oh, so he is OCD.

00:36:55.540 No, that's autism.

00:36:56.800 I would imagine that there is a spectrum.

00:37:00.740 I am a highly functioning person with OCD.

00:37:04.600 I'm not only highly functioning.

00:37:06.420 I am also incredibly sexy

00:37:08.940 And gorgeous

00:37:09.860 Which we can see

00:37:10.580 Humble too

00:37:11.160 And humble

00:37:11.860 There's a

00:37:13.100 I'm not

00:37:13.980 I'm not humble

00:37:14.660 George don't add 1.00

00:37:15.720 To my own personal shit 1.00

00:37:17.960 Yeah yeah 0.99

00:37:18.380 You don't know how

00:37:18.820 Oh you are into 0.97

00:37:19.440 That's a Jesus fish 0.97

00:37:20.380 The answer is yes 0.96

00:37:21.100 By the way 0.85

00:37:21.460 It's a Jesus fish 0.96

00:37:22.840 There's a scale of the severity

00:37:24.440 People with very low OCD

00:37:26.200 They may want to make sure

00:37:27.080 Their fork and knife

00:37:27.820 Line up at a four

00:37:28.500 That's me dude

00:37:29.320 Okay

00:37:29.520 So like mild

00:37:30.480 Yes

00:37:31.300 And then on the other side

00:37:32.540 If someone hears a car accident

00:37:34.340 They have to go

00:37:35.940 and inspect the oil under the vehicle

00:37:38.140 after the accident and touch it 0.78

00:37:39.820 or their family is going to die

00:37:41.560 in a plane crash.

00:37:41.920 Was that a bad example?

00:37:42.760 No, that was a good example.

00:37:43.840 Literally, every time I suffer from every kind of...

00:37:47.440 And you've obviously written a book. 0.73

00:37:49.680 I love this guy so fucking much. 0.99

00:37:52.260 I'll challenge you to a fucking unboxing. 1.00

00:37:54.040 Can you want to have a fucking unboxing contest? 1.00

00:37:55.720 Well, you'll get the best of us too. 0.99

00:37:57.820 Me and Logan will do one

00:37:59.420 and then you could challenge the winner.

00:38:01.320 K-Bob

00:38:06.340 K-Bob

00:38:08.180 You just literally said kebab with an accent

00:38:11.340 K-Bob

00:38:12.300 What's his name? Caleb

00:38:14.240 Caleb

00:38:15.080 So you're just lining up your forks and knives

00:38:18.760 No more than that?

00:38:19.900 It's steeper than that

00:38:20.920 Where do you get all these utensils?

00:38:23.420 You have to line up

00:38:24.640 Ask me a question

00:38:25.700 It's cutlery

00:38:26.600 I have a lot of it

00:38:28.320 A cutlery I use

00:38:29.340 But I'm Canadian

00:38:30.340 Why is it in Ohio

00:38:31.380 Is it cutlery too

00:38:32.160 Yeah we use cutlery

00:38:33.160 To eat steak

00:38:33.620 What do you call soda pop

00:38:35.260 Pop

00:38:35.800 We call it pop too

00:38:37.140 And if I want to get crazy

00:38:38.200 Soda pop

00:38:39.900 Soda pop

00:38:40.980 You guys pour gas or pump gas

00:38:42.520 Huh

00:38:43.080 You guys pour gas or pump gas 1.00

00:38:44.720 Who the fuck pours gas 1.00

00:38:45.760 Pull my finger and let's see 1.00

00:38:47.120 How is he so good

00:38:52.180 He's good he's been doing it forever

00:38:53.400 We have comedians on the show all the time

00:38:55.100 And none of them are as fun as you

00:38:56.300 Dude dude I walked in

00:38:56.920 Thank you

00:38:57.200 Who is the other comedian that you've had of note?

00:38:59.640 Name one name.

00:39:01.080 Name a name.

00:39:01.980 We've had all comedians.

00:39:03.160 We've had Theo Vaughn.

00:39:04.060 Eric Griffith.

00:39:04.640 I love Theo.

00:39:06.000 Theo, we worked together for four years.

00:39:07.360 No, Theo is coming back on soon.

00:39:09.140 Yeah, Theo and I worked together. 0.98

00:39:10.700 We fucking love that guy. 0.97

00:39:10.940 I did a show. 0.99

00:39:11.840 I produced a show with him and my son Alex on TBS for three years called Deal With It.

00:39:17.980 You know what?

00:39:18.600 A lot of deals, huh?

00:39:19.820 That's the only one.

00:39:20.680 If it works for you, stick with it.

00:39:22.840 If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

00:39:24.240 Yeah, facts.

00:39:24.980 Cool.

00:39:25.700 Go ahead.

00:39:26.060 Ask me a question.

00:39:27.200 What was it?

00:39:29.180 Doesn't matter.

00:39:29.760 That's a question.

00:39:30.740 It was what you were curious about.

00:39:34.080 OCD.

00:39:34.940 Oh, yeah.

00:39:35.440 I am a bit curious.

00:39:37.180 So how does that manifest into, how do you see that affecting,

00:39:43.140 I guess you just described this.

00:39:45.020 No, but I'll answer again.

00:39:47.020 It'll be like touching the doorknob again.

00:39:48.740 No, because some people listen to a podcast or watch a podcast,

00:39:51.460 then they get distracted, and then they come back,

00:39:54.060 and they go, oh, I missed that.

00:39:55.220 Let's do it again.

00:39:57.200 The beauty of your podcast is you don't have to rewind it

00:40:00.400 It's impulsive

00:40:01.060 It's self-rewind 1.00

00:40:03.080 Just repeat the same shit 1.00

00:40:04.720 Just over and over again 1.00

00:40:05.840 Have you ever had a colonoscopy?

00:40:07.160 No way, I'm going to lose this thought

00:40:08.500 Okay, go ahead

00:40:09.480 I guess I'm just trying to

00:40:12.540 Mental illness is confusing because it is not

00:40:15.220 Mental health, don't say mental illness

00:40:16.740 Is that one of the stigmas?

00:40:18.980 No

00:40:19.200 It's not the pronoun for mental health

00:40:21.420 I think he's good with mental health

00:40:24.260 Mental health

00:40:25.320 mental health i don't know they're different no different can i say something that that with

00:40:30.700 mental health which i believe parodies physical health like even to do something physically like

00:40:36.820 you just did like have that fight or deal with that that's your mental health you got to figure

00:40:41.500 out everybody needs a coping skill and whether the coping skill they shouldn't just listen to

00:40:45.360 me who has ocd there's millions of listeners you have that don't have ocd there's millions of

00:40:49.600 listeners that you have that don't suffer from depression or anxiety but i still think they need

00:40:54.860 coping skills. If you're in a relationship and it breaks up, if you lose everything,

00:40:59.780 if you're dealing with a pandemic, everybody has to try to be as productive and happy as they can

00:41:05.520 be. And when I'm not working, I am miserable. I am depressed. I have anxiety and I have fear.

00:41:12.140 That's me. But there isn't anybody alive at some point in their life. You know, mentally,

00:41:16.700 you could have gotten in your own way and not done so well in the fight. The point is that's

00:41:21.880 not illness that's your mental health how do you psych yourself up so that you can achieve what

00:41:26.520 nobody else has achieved how do you psych you and some people have to psych themselves up

00:41:30.400 just to go out of the house some people have to psych themselves up just to ask somebody

00:41:35.300 if they can date them some people have to you know you have a kid this is you know i have three kids

00:41:40.240 and and that's all that's a lot of a lot of people that are that you're responsible for

00:41:44.560 you got to psych yourself up so you you can just be frozen and do nothing there isn't anything that

00:41:50.820 any listener any watcher or anybody in this room can do without finding a coping skill and whether

00:41:58.160 your coping skill is smoking weed whether it's meditating whether it's exercising whether it's

00:42:03.940 going to see a therapist or whether it's just talking to a friend you we all need it that's

00:42:09.460 humanity now george has the church hey he does it helps him no i'm i'm being serious no it does

00:42:16.700 It does help

00:42:17.140 It does

00:42:17.560 But isn't it

00:42:18.100 Don't you find that a coping skill

00:42:19.860 That's why I brought up religion to Dan

00:42:21.440 And not my own religion

00:42:22.420 I wasn't selfish about it

00:42:23.440 I wanted him to find something

00:42:24.780 To help him out

00:42:25.760 Maybe he should get longer pants

00:42:28.180 Dude he did have some short pants

00:42:31.700 I didn't actually get to tell him this

00:42:33.220 He looked like a manager at Hooters

00:42:34.880 It's my favorite thing

00:42:35.780 It's my favorite thing about Dan

00:42:37.120 Is his wardrobe

00:42:38.260 Really? 1.00

00:42:39.020 Same shit every day 1.00

00:42:39.820 Every day 1.00

00:42:40.220 It's like Spongebob

00:42:40.920 Zuckerberg

00:42:41.640 But I was looking at his short shorts

00:42:43.340 And his white t-shirt 1.00

00:42:44.540 And by default his dick 1.00

00:42:45.480 because, let's be honest, Howie. 1.00

00:42:47.380 His eyes are up here, Logan.

00:42:49.040 Yeah, but if you're looking at his short shorts. 1.00

00:42:50.800 I was just thinking there are so many women 1.00

00:42:52.340 that would look good in the exact same outfit. 1.00

00:42:56.400 He's going to shoot you. 1.00

00:42:57.620 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:42:58.260 He's going to shoot you. 1.00

00:42:59.000 My son's got guns, too. 0.99

00:43:00.380 Ooh.

00:43:01.360 Good old classic standoff.

00:43:03.440 A little Western showdown.

00:43:06.140 It's a shootout, Alex.

00:43:07.820 Hey, congrats, Alex.

00:43:09.360 Am I causing trouble, Alex?

00:43:10.660 Be honest with me.

00:43:11.540 Well, you're unboxing and he just went to shooting.

00:43:13.340 So, yes, I feel like.

00:43:15.480 Howie, you talking about mental health a lot?

00:43:18.040 You talking about mental health a lot? 0.99

00:43:19.620 Have you not listened to the last fucking 10 minutes 0.99

00:43:21.960 of this podcast? 1.00

00:43:22.900 Howie, I'm some kind of fucking moron. 1.00

00:43:24.840 I mean outside of this podcast. 1.00

00:43:26.280 Yeah, that's my soapbox.

00:43:27.420 That's amazing.

00:43:28.420 That's the thing I care about.

00:43:29.800 I think that mental health is the answer to world peace. 1.00

00:43:33.100 I think that mental health is the answer 0.99

00:43:34.920 to every fucking problem that exists today. 0.99

00:43:37.500 Why? 0.99

00:43:38.580 I don't think guns are a problem.

00:43:39.920 I think it's all mental.

00:43:40.680 Why?

00:43:41.300 Because think of anything bad that happens in the world.

00:43:44.620 Think about 90% of the homeless people

00:43:47.800 That you see out there are suffering from

00:43:49.560 I mean there's economic problems

00:43:50.860 But some people are having economic problems

00:43:53.180 And they have the ability to pivot 0.70

00:43:54.440 I think a lot of those people need mental health

00:43:57.340 Help

00:43:58.120 Same with drug addiction too

00:43:59.420 Drug addiction is definitely a mental health

00:44:01.320 So go one step further

00:44:02.880 You go to a school shooting

00:44:04.540 It's not because a kid got a gun

00:44:06.620 What is the mindset of somebody that grabs a gun

00:44:09.720 And takes it to school 1.00

00:44:10.480 Even getting in a plane and flying it into the fucking twin towers 1.00

00:44:13.960 If you're that much of an extremist 1.00

00:44:16.220 That's mental health

00:44:17.860 But now you're talking about religion

00:44:19.460 No extremism

00:44:21.720 I think there's some religions that are so extreme 0.99

00:44:23.560 That they are mentalists 1.00

00:44:24.500 Why didn't you point at me 1.00

00:44:28.180 Because you're religious

00:44:29.660 But that's not a mental health problem for you

00:44:31.900 That is something to fall back on

00:44:34.700 What are you saying

00:44:35.260 He's just saying

00:44:36.300 Who walks in the head

00:44:37.840 I don't know who he is

00:44:42.020 But he just walked in 0.98

00:44:43.360 and he pointed at his head like i'm fucking nuts what do you say you what he called you hugh 0.98

00:44:48.660 hugh no it's oh don't call me hugh in front of hey bob no no no no that's my manager jeff 0.99

00:44:54.800 he's talking about religion and driving people crazy because it it can drive people to radicalism

00:45:00.120 and extremism but what radicalism and extreme extremism in anything anything whether it's

00:45:06.900 religion education politics you know sports everything if you're extreme people are killing

00:45:13.380 people at dodger stadium because they're wearing the other team's hat there were shootings here a

00:45:17.220 couple years ago you know because they're rooting for the other team go to philadelphia the eagles 0.98

00:45:21.500 have a jail in the fucking is that you it's my team yeah they're great but it's the only stadium 0.87

00:45:26.360 that has a jail and he spent time in it mike has have you been in the jail that one oh not that 1.00

00:45:31.800 have you been in jail a little bit yeah really he's what we call a hard motherfucker did you 0.99

00:45:36.020 Get a jail colonoscopy 0.99

00:45:38.420 Yeah without the camera

00:45:39.460 Look at his face

00:45:41.040 Because I wasn't in prison

00:45:44.160 I'm talking about little holding cells 1.00

00:45:45.540 You can't fuck somebody in the ass in a holding cell 1.00

00:45:48.680 You can't 1.00

00:45:49.840 It's just the cops are right there

00:45:52.620 What?

00:45:55.320 No because

00:45:56.000 I want to make sure that my son's not listening

00:45:58.440 My kid is in the room

00:45:59.620 He's a grown man

00:46:00.680 Show me on your hands

00:46:03.760 Do it like intense

00:46:04.700 Show you on your hands?

00:46:06.060 I love that. 1.00

00:46:07.020 How stupid does my son look that you're going, show me with your hands and do it in 10? 1.00

00:46:11.200 Jazz fingers. 1.00

00:46:12.140 He's 32.

00:46:12.940 That's my point.

00:46:13.720 And you want it?

00:46:14.780 I want him to go, I'm 32.

00:46:19.440 Oh, you're young.

00:46:21.020 How old are you?

00:46:21.940 12.

00:46:23.020 He's older than you.

00:46:24.140 By 20 years.

00:46:25.100 You're in your 20s?

00:46:25.880 26.

00:46:26.840 Yeah, no, he's...

00:46:29.160 Can I ask you a question?

00:46:30.400 What's 9 plus 10?

00:46:32.040 What?

00:46:32.460 What's 9 plus 10?

00:46:33.380 19.

00:46:33.940 21.

00:46:34.280 You know, you're smarter than you look

00:46:38.160 9 plus 10

00:46:39.640 What happened?

00:46:40.900 He ran out and sneezed

00:46:42.660 I thought you were going to ask Logan's assistant

00:46:46.780 For another libation

00:46:48.120 He ran out to tell somebody about the power of Christ

00:46:53.120 You told us 0.57

00:46:54.000 You'll run out to sneeze but you'll sit here and fart

00:46:56.320 I didn't fart?

00:46:58.180 No, I know, I'm just saying

00:46:59.240 You seem like the kind of guy that wouldn't be comfortable

00:47:01.960 Farting around a stranger

00:47:03.340 No, I farted in front of everybody.

00:47:04.560 Actually, my sister got mad at me because I farted my dog's face yesterday. 0.99

00:47:08.260 In your duck's face?

00:47:09.540 My dog's.

00:47:10.540 Oh, dog.

00:47:11.080 I thought he said he has a duck. 1.00

00:47:12.820 My sister's really mad at me because I farted on my duck.

00:47:25.120 You are my favorite guest we've ever had.

00:47:27.480 Oh, the chicken thing?

00:47:28.500 What are you pointing at?

00:47:29.620 Why are they pointing?

00:47:30.520 There's trouble.

00:47:31.160 I saw you use that

00:47:33.000 The first time you were here

00:47:33.980 Really give it a good go though

00:47:36.560 I won't do it again

00:47:37.500 There's always that little end

00:47:39.600 That's my favorite

00:47:40.720 What?

00:47:41.620 When I set him down

00:47:42.460 He makes one look

00:47:43.360 Like I'll do it

00:47:45.240 So you know what I do?

00:47:48.260 I used to take that

00:47:49.140 And into restaurants

00:47:50.440 Like where you go up

00:47:51.980 To counter to order

00:47:52.780 But I used to constantly

00:47:54.100 With a real straight face

00:47:55.420 Just try to order

00:47:56.620 Over that

00:47:57.860 I'd like to

00:47:58.840 Squeeze it and try to order

00:48:00.280 let it go and try to order

00:48:02.500 I'd take the sausage

00:48:05.200 egg and cheese McMuffin

00:48:06.520 a side of fries and a small coke

00:48:08.660 and I would just do it

00:48:10.260 I would just do it over and they'd go pardon me

00:48:12.880 and I'd go over I would mumble more

00:48:14.480 here give me it

00:48:15.040 I would mumble more

00:48:17.320 and I'd come in and I'd look like there's something wrong with me

00:48:20.760 I'd wear like a hat and glasses

00:48:22.660 and I'd go

00:48:23.480 can I place my

00:48:25.360 I'd like to place my coke

00:48:26.880 and I'd walk

00:48:27.800 Do they know you're Howie Mandel?

00:48:34.280 If they do, it doesn't work.

00:48:36.240 There are so many people that actually...

00:48:38.520 You squeezed the foot, Howie.

00:48:39.800 I think you've made a big mistake.

00:48:41.520 What do I do?

00:48:42.160 It's going to be going for the next 30 seconds.

00:48:44.500 What are you talking about?

00:48:46.420 No, it's okay.

00:48:47.340 Anyway, let's move on from this.

00:48:48.940 Ask me another question.

00:48:50.060 It's going to take years for that thing to...

00:48:52.040 No, go ahead.

00:48:53.720 Danny, now we do need you.

00:48:56.100 Danny, are you the manager?

00:48:57.060 Danny, take the chicken from Howie Mandel right now.

00:48:59.240 Take the chicken from Howie Mandel.

00:49:01.100 George, grab it and hand it.

00:49:02.120 Look at how mad.

00:49:03.200 I can't tell you.

00:49:03.660 Oh, look. 1.00

00:49:04.400 They bring the woman in to choke my chicken. 1.00

00:49:09.240 All right. 1.00

00:49:10.480 Here we go.

00:49:12.740 Sorry.

00:49:16.560 Can I tell you something?

00:49:18.160 Before the Dan Bilzerian podcast, we told Danny she could sit that one out because it might get too offensive.

00:49:22.940 We took the wrong one.

00:49:23.960 We took the wrong episode.

00:49:24.540 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:49:25.260 She should have left for this one.

00:49:26.740 I'm sorry

00:49:27.420 no did I use the wrong pronoun

00:49:29.660 no no no

00:49:32.580 no you didn't 0.91

00:49:33.500 no she can handle anything by the way

00:49:35.700 and if she's uncomfortable she'll leave

00:49:37.180 I've just been

00:49:39.140 I like the

00:49:41.740 writer

00:49:43.040 the author

00:49:44.900 I was about to say something

00:49:46.580 he read my mind and he gave me a finger

00:49:48.880 like my mom used to

00:49:50.000 like my mom used to

00:49:52.060 don't you say that

00:49:54.460 Don't you say that

00:49:55.860 You know what your other buddy

00:49:57.120 What's your name

00:49:57.760 What's his name

00:49:58.300 Kevin

00:49:59.040 Don't get started on that guy dude

00:50:00.340 You know what Kevin's sitting on

00:50:01.400 Do you know what that is

00:50:02.100 Looks like a couch from here

00:50:03.840 Well yes

00:50:04.920 That is the original center booth

00:50:07.760 From Caesar's Palace

00:50:08.780 Oh my god

00:50:10.220 When it was Circus Maximus

00:50:11.960 In the main showroom

00:50:13.360 Before they tore it down

00:50:14.940 To build what it's called now

00:50:17.240 With Celine Dion

00:50:18.220 That was the original

00:50:19.540 Everybody who's anybody

00:50:21.440 Performed in front of that booth

00:50:23.500 So I love that

00:50:25.360 You have that 0.96

00:50:26.020 That's sick

00:50:26.520 You have the original pitch

00:50:27.720 For deal or no deal

00:50:28.960 You have a giant hologram machine 1.00

00:50:30.440 You have a fucking puffer fish 1.00

00:50:31.920 The biggest one I've seen 1.00

00:50:32.840 By the way

00:50:33.240 This big 1.00

00:50:33.700 Healthy motherfucker 1.00

00:50:34.560 Yeah 0.99

00:50:34.900 You have a lot of cool things

00:50:35.880 What's the coolest thing

00:50:36.620 You think you have

00:50:37.140 That you're like

00:50:37.500 Oh look at my

00:50:38.060 Look at my toys

00:50:38.680 I have

00:50:40.040 Well I can't do it here

00:50:41.540 But I can actually make

00:50:43.060 Sounds 0.99

00:50:44.420 With my left testicle 1.00

00:50:45.940 That's the coolest thing I have 0.99

00:50:48.000 And I can

00:50:48.460 I can do that too

00:50:49.080 I

00:50:49.720 That wasn't me, by the way

00:50:58.380 You're just listening to this

00:50:59.540 That was George

00:51:01.360 That was George

00:51:03.060 We gotta dive in 0.99

00:51:06.780 So what did you say about the testicle making sound 0.99

00:51:08.600 Is it like you put 0.99

00:51:10.700 A microphone up to it

00:51:12.340 And it sings

00:51:13.300 I don't carry microphones with me

00:51:16.200 So I don't 0.99

00:51:16.780 I just something I I I communicate with you communicate with your testicle I can only hear 0.99

00:51:22.960 I'm the only one that can it's like some people have an imaginary friend my uh right testicle 0.99

00:51:28.740 well now you're switching testicles did I yeah I think so man and I also think then I'm wrong 0.96

00:51:33.460 and okay well asked you you also asked I got cool stuff like right behind you have the deal 0.92

00:51:37.360 or no deal machine from Dave and Busters well that's I feel like I feel like most people

00:51:41.880 I could probably get that today if I tried.

00:51:46.160 I'm Logan Paul. 0.99

00:51:47.200 I can go to Dave and Buster's and get any fucking machine I want. 0.98

00:51:50.000 You have to pay for your own show's machine, though? 0.99

00:51:51.940 That's not the coolest thing you have.

00:51:52.700 I didn't pay for it.

00:51:53.800 And you know what happens?

00:51:54.660 I'm really good at it, and I win tickets, and then I go out front.

00:51:57.460 Howie, Howie.

00:51:58.020 Stuffed animals.

00:51:58.520 I have to know.

00:51:59.520 I have to know.

00:52:00.220 What is the coolest thing I have, Alex?

00:52:01.960 You.

00:52:03.080 Oh, he pointed to him, too.

00:52:04.500 He pointed to him at the same time you said it.

00:52:06.580 That's cute.

00:52:07.080 We love each other.

00:52:07.820 I love that kid.

00:52:08.580 I love that kid.

00:52:09.740 No, what do I have?

00:52:10.860 That I've collected

00:52:14.040 I don't know

00:52:15.180 I was just walking around the office

00:52:16.280 Did you ever see Little Monsters

00:52:19.800 The movie Little Monsters

00:52:20.800 Under the bed with Fred Savage

00:52:22.920 The Little Monster

00:52:23.620 I believe it's a movie

00:52:25.700 I'm Maurice

00:52:26.340 You got a Tony Hawk signed skateboard

00:52:29.820 I got that

00:52:31.960 You got a jail cell outside this studio

00:52:33.760 What's the point of that

00:52:35.080 We were getting bad cell service

00:52:38.040 I don't know

00:52:39.000 That's where I make my phone calls

00:52:40.600 that's where I get my make phone calls so clearly good cell service I don't know what that is

00:52:47.720 people do the people rent out the space and they do movies and things like that and then 0.92

00:52:51.440 sometimes I'll go there I see they're destroying shit and I go I'll keep it and they go for what

00:52:56.360 I don't know I got a jail cell there and Martha Stewart's book right there do you think the 0.96

00:53:00.620 variety of things that you have and that together the jail cell about this to it it's not the same

00:53:06.960 It's not on the same jail.

00:53:10.260 Martha Stewart was in jail, George.

00:53:12.600 I got the joke.

00:53:13.520 I don't think.

00:53:14.500 Did you get the joke?

00:53:15.600 Wow.

00:53:15.840 Who's running the, is that you, Kyle?

00:53:18.320 Is that you with the rim shots?

00:53:20.040 Who's doing it?

00:53:20.780 Do you have the.

00:53:21.920 Do you think that you're, do you think the variety.

00:53:23.600 Oh, you're hiding it in your own nuts.

00:53:25.280 Like what a hiding place you've come up with. 0.80

00:53:28.440 Wow.

00:53:30.800 Wow. 1.00

00:53:31.240 This fucking show is high tech. 1.00

00:53:32.320 That's mine. 1.00

00:53:32.980 That's from my.

00:53:34.180 I was going to make fun.

00:53:34.940 It's going to have to get sanitized, Howie.

00:53:36.400 I was gonna make

00:53:38.120 Oh my god

00:53:40.940 I'm not touching 1.00

00:53:41.680 I thought your nuts were making sounds

00:53:44.480 I have a question actually

00:53:50.300 What is your most uncomfortable

00:53:52.320 Or awkward

00:53:53.100 Encounter with another celebrity

00:53:56.480 I feel like you have a great story

00:53:58.220 That you've probably never told

00:54:00.040 That I've never told

00:54:02.620 With a celebrity

00:54:04.200 um which one would i so uh i think i think the one i could think of right off the bat is

00:54:15.440 michael buble i love where this is going great guy i love him i just actually showed him to

00:54:21.800 read recently what my camera guy introduced him to michael buble this week he didn't never heard

00:54:27.320 of him well young people anyway he was uh a guest judge on our show and on on agt

00:54:33.900 and i became friends with him this is this is not a funny story but it's awkward and um

00:54:39.640 and then he gave me his number and we exchanged numbers and you know i called him a couple times

00:54:45.200 and things were happening and then i i was out of touch for like two years and then i think like

00:54:50.100 two years ago he came up with uh he was on cordon on james cordon and he did a carpool karaoke and

00:54:57.620 i thought it was wonderful and he was talking about issues he had with his family with his

00:55:01.700 kid health issues and stuff like that and i was so moved and he's a good guy so i i i wrote i'll

00:55:07.540 show you i'm going to show you it too i i wrote i texted him when i saw it on and i said hey michael

00:55:12.900 howie mandel here just saw you and james i just saw you uh or i didn't say i just saw you howie

00:55:19.380 mandel here you're amazing buddy you're one of the most talented gifted people i know and a great

00:55:25.220 family man yeah and then he texted me back thank you and i go you're welcome and i said if you have

00:55:31.700 any free time let's get together and he texted back who is this and and i said it's howie mandel

00:55:40.620 i just want it you know if you don't have time i get it and uh the guy uh then wrote back i i have

00:55:48.100 his thing right here i want to show you what he wrote back because it's better if you see it um

00:55:52.720 Let me

00:55:53.700 I'll get it in one second

00:55:54.780 Well we can just throw it up

00:55:55.520 On the screen

00:55:55.860 And make believe you found it

00:55:56.840 If you can't find it

00:55:57.600 No I will find it

00:55:58.320 I believe you can find it

00:55:59.320 I know how to find it

00:56:00.420 I've gotten two texts

00:56:01.440 In my whole life

00:56:02.120 Wait go back

00:56:03.540 You had it

00:56:04.040 There's a search

00:56:04.640 There's a search function

00:56:05.380 You saw it

00:56:05.800 Yeah yeah delete it

00:56:06.640 Delete a few

00:56:07.460 Okay type in Michael again

00:56:08.740 Okay

00:56:09.380 Is he A.E. Michael

00:56:10.860 Or E.A. Michael

00:56:11.620 Right there

00:56:11.940 Where do you see him

00:56:12.980 Right there

00:56:13.240 There's no E.A.

00:56:13.700 Oh yeah there he is

00:56:14.660 Okay

00:56:15.020 There's no E.A.

00:56:15.600 So I go

00:56:17.220 You could see this

00:56:18.300 You're brilliantly

00:56:19.380 You could

00:56:20.200 You read what he wrote to me

00:56:21.840 Oh, I'm terrible at reading live.

00:56:23.120 I'm dyslexic, yeah.

00:56:23.980 Reading live?

00:56:24.920 He's dyslexic.

00:56:25.880 Oh, okay.

00:56:27.820 Okay.

00:56:28.720 I'll let you read it.

00:56:29.900 Where'd it go?

00:56:31.040 What did I do?

00:56:32.080 Just go up.

00:56:33.260 Just go up.

00:56:33.780 No, no, no.

00:56:34.280 That one right there?

00:56:35.500 See that little...

00:56:36.380 Okay.

00:56:36.840 Click done.

00:56:37.540 Click done up there.

00:56:38.300 You're done with that?

00:56:38.920 What is it?

00:56:39.340 There you go.

00:56:39.600 Okay.

00:56:39.940 Just start reading from here.

00:56:41.560 Because he asked who it was, and I said hello.

00:56:43.420 You read the green.

00:56:44.140 All right.

00:56:44.640 Can I hold your phone?

00:56:45.700 Yeah.

00:56:46.720 I'm going to have to sanitize it.

00:56:47.960 the first text is funny

00:56:52.220 because you end it with Howie

00:56:53.340 he said hello

00:56:55.340 you're brilliantly talented but more importantly

00:56:57.980 an amazing human if I can ever help you or your family

00:56:59.980 in any way just let me know my best to you and yours

00:57:01.780 please who am I talking to

00:57:04.160 that's what the guy wrote back

00:57:05.260 please who am I talking to and then

00:57:06.940 Howie Mandel

00:57:08.460 and hope you know who you are talking to

00:57:12.080 am salam new in this country

00:57:14.160 Michael's Blue Blaze

00:57:20.080 He changed his number

00:57:21.240 But now Salam and me

00:57:22.880 Are like this

00:57:24.400 Funny what you get

00:57:29.640 When you put Salam and me together 0.98

00:57:31.460 Salami

00:57:32.600 It's a good meat

00:57:34.480 Open with that

00:57:35.420 Are you ever on Deal or No Deal

00:57:41.340 Which by the way I grew up watching

00:57:42.580 Am I ever on it 0.99

00:57:43.580 Okay, so, okay, shut up. 0.99

00:57:47.200 Respectfully. 0.98

00:57:47.640 Were you facing the television when you were watching it?

00:57:49.900 No.

00:57:50.420 No.

00:57:51.360 My dad wouldn't let me watch it.

00:57:53.160 You appeared so professional, and I clearly see now that you're not. 1.00

00:57:55.580 Some of those girls have been in your house. 1.00

00:57:57.680 I've been inside some of them. 1.00

00:58:00.100 Oh.

00:58:00.800 Consensual.

00:58:01.780 Yes, consensual.

00:58:03.620 When you were with a deal or no deal model.

00:58:06.540 Okay.

00:58:07.100 When you were with a deal or no deal model.

00:58:08.960 They can't stop saying your name.

00:58:10.240 No.

00:58:10.960 Howie.

00:58:11.160 Howie.

00:58:11.220 Howie.

00:58:11.320 Do you say to them?

00:58:13.580 Open your case.

00:58:16.680 No, he puts their number in.

00:58:17.660 You know he's wanted to say that so much.

00:58:19.500 He's like, can't, I'll get fired.

00:58:21.140 But if I did, that's what I would say.

00:58:23.740 Number 14.

00:58:24.940 Are you ever watching?

00:58:26.400 Have you mastered the show?

00:58:28.280 Like, are you playing while you're hosting?

00:58:31.560 There's no.

00:58:32.320 Well, then you didn't really watch.

00:58:33.640 In your head. 1.00

00:58:34.000 There's no fucking game. 1.00

00:58:35.600 Just like I can't rebuttal your mental health. 1.00

00:58:37.840 You can't tell me that I didn't watch Dealer and Odile.

00:58:39.740 No, no, but there's no game.

00:58:40.920 What do you mean mastered it? 0.99

00:58:41.900 There's no fucking game. 0.99

00:58:42.820 You guess, there's no trivia, there's no skill, there's nothing to the game. 0.99

00:58:46.960 I disagree, I disagree.

00:58:48.720 Well then, Logan, you look a lot brighter than you actually are.

00:58:52.800 I don't think I look bright at all.

00:58:55.200 Hey, there's decision making involved that takes a strategic angle.

00:58:58.660 No, it's just how greedy are you?

00:59:00.300 No, there's statistics.

00:59:02.140 Can I tell you? Let me tell you, there's no stats.

00:59:03.820 Let me tell you how it plays.

00:59:05.180 There were 26 amounts of money, right?

00:59:07.680 From one penny all the way to one million dollars.

00:59:10.840 Because of this movie that you probably didn't see

00:59:13.800 because you're all too young,

00:59:14.580 there was a thing called Quiz Show.

00:59:15.980 Do you know about Quiz Show?

00:59:17.000 No.

00:59:17.180 It was the biggest debacle of game shows in the 60s

00:59:19.540 where somebody cheated on the $64,000 question.

00:59:22.420 Why are you laughing?

00:59:23.020 He was choking.

00:59:23.740 You're like, you guys are probably too young to know this.

00:59:25.880 And he said the name, and Mike goes, I know that movie.

00:59:28.320 No, it was actually the face of,

00:59:29.840 I didn't know it, unfortunately.

00:59:31.360 Okay, so the point is that there is something

00:59:34.180 when you do game shows called standards and practices.

00:59:36.860 And they have to make sure,

00:59:37.680 especially when somebody's paying for a million dollars that there is no cheating and nothing to

00:59:42.080 do so that we hired that we that they hired a third party has nothing to do with our production 1.00

00:59:48.100 company has nothing to do with nbc and they would pack the cases so none of the girls knew what

00:59:53.880 number was in their case what amount was in their case nobody in the studio know what knew what 0.93

00:59:58.860 number was in their case what amount was in their case nobody knew there's no skill in fact if when 0.98

01:00:04.480 they were walking the stage if one of the women tripped and fell and the case hit the floor and

01:00:09.280 one of the things unlatched even if you couldn't see the number reshuffle we were we were shut

01:00:13.200 down for another hour where they would take it into another room and do it wow okay okay so i

01:00:17.700 actually rescind my comment i i would what do you think i want to hear what you think the strategy

01:00:22.040 was i i would think the strategy is knowing when to walk away and i guess my question life yeah but 1.00

01:00:27.680 My question was rooted in, have you ever, in your head, been like, wow, this person's a fucking greedy idiot? 1.00

01:00:37.120 Not a greedy idiot, but it made me mad. 1.00

01:00:39.820 I'll tell you the story of the game. 0.99

01:00:41.560 When they asked me to do a game show, and that was in 2005, I was on the cusp of quitting the business.

01:00:49.720 and and because I started in in the 70s and I had really I had really quick success and really big

01:00:57.760 success I was playing you know uh theaters and and uh arenas with 10,000 and 15,000 people by

01:01:04.080 2004 I was getting booked in clubs that had like 28 people showing up and I was uh I had done a

01:01:11.420 series you know I started out with Denzel Washington on the St. Elsewhere and then and then

01:01:15.320 And in 2004, I was sitting on folding chairs in casting offices going for like five lines and under. 0.87

01:01:22.240 And I just said, I can't get kicked in the nuts anymore.

01:01:24.940 I just can't do this. 0.75

01:01:25.920 And, you know, I'll find other ways.

01:01:27.560 I love business.

01:01:28.740 And I'm just going to leave.

01:01:30.240 And then I got a call from my manager that said, hey, there's a game show they want. 1.00

01:01:33.200 And I went, fuck you. 1.00

01:01:34.260 And I hung up the phone because in 2004, you got to put your headspace back there. 1.00

01:01:40.760 But in 2004, not one comedian had ever done a game show.

01:01:44.980 and when your currency is comedy and irony the game show host host was the punchline you didn't

01:01:50.740 want it just like movie stars didn't want to do tv people on tv didn't want to do commercials

01:01:55.000 and nobody wanted to do game shows just a game show host so he calls me back and he goes listen

01:02:01.960 they've never done this before nbc is going to devote five nights of prime time to this and i 0.99

01:02:06.740 went fuck you even more if this is the nail in the coffin of my career i'm going to be humiliated by 0.99

01:02:11.540 every other comedian by every other person and this is more exposure this is not a this is a 1.00

01:02:16.180 deal breaker goodbye and then he called me back one more time and he goes can the guy just pitch

01:02:20.540 you the idea this is a huge hit all over the world america is the last place that that it's going to 0.93

01:02:26.160 air and we can't do it without you they're saying so i go listen i'm sitting at fucking jerry's deli 0.85

01:02:32.140 in the valley cool and i said if the guy wants to come and from a company called end them all this 0.91

01:02:36.740 guy rob smith shows up with that i showed you that art card it looked like uh you know an after

01:02:41.960 school project done by a seven-year-old the one in your office yeah that said don't take this card

01:02:46.340 that you have that's carson's the last uh cue card yeah he said don't take this card on it well

01:02:52.520 you say don't i do all right that's the way i work but anyway he he showed me the game and he moved

01:02:57.900 my i said i'm not going to a meeting but if he wants to go show me it i'll listen so he puts

01:03:02.860 down this card he moved my soup he says pick a pick one of these things and he'd written amounts

01:03:07.460 you know i'm trying to pick the one that says a million i picked the one that says 50 000 he says

01:03:11.100 now open six more return them all you played but horribly like it didn't matter there's nothing at

01:03:16.140 stake and he goes we can't do this without you and i went home and i told my wife you know she 0.99

01:03:20.700 goes are you gonna do it i went no and then she said get the fuck out of the house you got to do 0.98

01:03:24.220 it because i'm mental and i was driving her nuts and and uh so i said okay and they said thank god 0.97

01:03:30.400 this is a friday we couldn't do it without you and i said when do you tape and they said monday

01:03:34.780 and i said well don't you need a set they said it's built and i said well don't you need 26 0.95

01:03:38.940 models they're all hired so how far down the fucking list was i how many people 0.98

01:03:43.180 last choice they said we need you because they didn't have any can't do without me that's why 0.97

01:03:49.020 they can't do without me because everybody else the last human this is a great story wait wait

01:03:53.060 wait wait wait so i say i'll do it and now this is a friday so they say and so then i call and i

01:03:59.320 say this i'm you know i'm really scared there's no game here there's no strategy how how do we do

01:04:04.360 an hour of me going pick a number all right open the case you know and that's all i had to do so

01:04:10.640 i said can i hire some of my friends some of my comedians and maybe they can write because the

01:04:14.560 last comedian that ever did a game show before that a specific comedian was groucho marx he did

01:04:19.580 you bet your life i think leno's doing it again now but you bet your life that's and then no

01:04:23.600 comedians ever did it there were game show hosts and there were actors and there were are you 0.98

01:04:27.180 wrapping them up do you want to wrap them up what are we wrapping oh i don't know bob bark fuck a 0.71

01:04:31.200 wrap up oh okay i didn't know i saw you looking over there but but anyway i i get distracted 0.95

01:04:35.640 very easily i have adhd and ocd and yeah yeah so if you go like that i'm off to another me no one

01:04:41.620 was even doing anything over there she was just watching the story i know all right not watching 1.00

01:04:46.400 the story you're listening you don't watch a story well hey stupid watch a movie sorry 0.99

01:04:50.560 go ahead buddy okay so anyway uh i hired a couple they let me hired a couple comedy writers and and 1.00

01:04:56.660 I said, oh, you know what?

01:04:57.680 I'm going to have five hours on network TV.

01:05:00.940 When do you get this chance?

01:05:02.040 What kind of exposure?

01:05:03.100 I'm going to do some funny things about cases and girls.

01:05:06.340 So we wrote all this comedy.

01:05:09.320 Monday morning comes.

01:05:10.540 I get on the set.

01:05:11.500 They go, ladies and gentlemen, Howie Mandel.

01:05:13.080 Welcome to Deal or No Deal.

01:05:14.980 And I look.

01:05:16.600 I walk out.

01:05:17.780 The crowd's going crazy.

01:05:19.720 And there's 12 cameras around.

01:05:21.100 And I introduce the very first contestant. 0.86

01:05:23.760 Her name is Karen Van, who I also have a picture of here.

01:05:26.260 I did 500 episodes and I remember this like it's yesterday.

01:05:29.380 And I'm standing there looking at this woman like I'm looking at you now.

01:05:32.720 And I said, tell me about yourself, Karen.

01:05:34.440 And she says, you know, I have three children.

01:05:36.120 I'm a single mother.

01:05:36.940 I've never had health insurance.

01:05:38.680 I've never owned a home.

01:05:39.980 I'm always going from place to place.

01:05:41.520 I live from paycheck to paycheck.

01:05:43.480 So I said, and she lived someplace in middle America and in the Midwest.

01:05:46.920 So it wasn't L.A. or New York. 0.86

01:05:48.560 So, you know, $10,000 would probably change her life. 0.99

01:05:52.620 That would buy her health insurance. 0.97

01:05:54.960 it would be a down payment on a home it would be and remember this 2004 so she plays she picks a

01:06:01.620 case she opens the first couple of cases and the first uh offer comes in from the banker and it's

01:06:07.160 it's like 25 or 30 thousand dollars and and i just started playing it and i go karen the banker is

01:06:13.020 offering you 20 30 thousand dollars and she doesn't not even a sec i couldn't even get the word deal

01:06:20.240 or I was deal or she goes no deal and I that's the face I made the face that you're making and

01:06:25.620 I go oh my god this is real this is this woman just turned down thirty thousand dollars I don't

01:06:30.500 think she's ever seen thirty thousand dollars I don't think she has 30 you know that she has

01:06:34.860 access to that kind of money and it was just it started bothering me and I noticed that and you

01:06:39.760 probably notice it if you have uh on a set when somebody isn't in this business there's a glare

01:06:45.980 that goes over somebody and they go they act like they aren't there there was all these cameras and

01:06:49.840 all these lights and i felt like whenever i did something kind of amusing she would be like

01:06:54.860 and she was just having fun in the moment and i thought she's not going anywhere she just wants 0.98

01:06:58.540 to stay here she's not listening to any fucking thing she's not paying attention not paying 0.99

01:07:03.600 attention so the next offer i changed my cadence because i said fuck it i'm not going to do any 1.00

01:07:08.240 jokes i don't want to i'll die if i'm responsible for this woman not leaving and being able to feed 0.96

01:07:14.180 her kids in a better position than she came to and i don't want to think that it's because i 0.97

01:07:18.680 distracted her with my silliness or whatever so I started talking to her like I talked to Alex when

01:07:23.900 he was five years old and the next offer I went Karen the offer is fifty thousand dollars that's

01:07:35.520 fifty thousand dollars cash Karen how long does it take you to make fifty and I started doing and

01:07:41.500 they were flashing me on the camera like you can't push somebody it's standards and practices you

01:07:45.560 can't make somebody but i'm going fifty thousand dollars is guaranteed or you can open up cases

01:07:52.400 and you have a chance at a million you ain't gonna chance this is a guarantee and she went

01:07:57.680 no deal again and i just started what was happening is my heart was breaking because

01:08:02.440 i'm seeing these people make decisions that i would never personally make you know and it was

01:08:06.600 really hard for me i will tell you that uh karen ended up with five thousand dollars at the end of

01:08:12.920 the game and when we did a recap on karen you know to see what she had done with her five thousand

01:08:18.600 dollars no not math she got her tits done but the thing is so and now she's holding suitcase 14 yes

01:08:26.260 but the truth is i was so embarrassed because i did no comedy i didn't do anything funny i didn't 0.97

01:08:34.340 play a character i didn't have a script i just went out there and just tried to make sure that 0.75

01:08:39.240 people would win i was so fucking embarrassed i hopped on a plane because it was going to air 0.85

01:08:42.920 the next week i hopped on a plane i went out to the caribbean where i was in tortola and and stayed 0.91

01:08:47.500 at a place that didn't have tvs i didn't want to be around i didn't even want cell service so that

01:08:52.000 people could text me and the show started airing on that following monday and i got a call from

01:08:58.100 rob smith the guy that sat and he goes you're not gonna believe this this went through the roof i 0.97

01:09:01.140 went what the fuck you i was waiting to be humiliated because i did nothing he called me 0.98

01:09:04.680 the next day he goes it's even bigger he calls me the next day it was bigger on friday we had 0.99

01:09:09.280 100 by friday 100 million viewers it was the biggest game show in the history of game shows

01:09:15.860 since millionaire i landed back in miami i got off the plane the first person that looked at me

01:09:21.840 went deal or no and i had a cash a catchphrase it has been the biggest success of my life with

01:09:28.360 all the things that i've done but not only that right away because i changed this kind of change

01:09:33.280 The next thing Fox wanted to follow in the footsteps,

01:09:35.700 so they hired Jeff Foxworthy to do

01:09:38.220 Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

01:09:39.560 They've never hired comedians before.

01:09:41.640 Then they hired Bob Saget to do One Versus 100.

01:09:44.600 Then they hired, you know, eventually, like,

01:09:47.000 Steve Harvey to do Family Feud.

01:09:50.100 If you look at every game show now,

01:09:52.460 they only hire comedians.

01:09:53.880 Price is right.

01:09:54.620 And I was, Drew Carey, I was the very first one.

01:09:57.800 I want to congratulate you on that.

01:10:00.240 I want to commend you on it.

01:10:01.480 And you want to go.

01:10:02.200 And I want to leave.

01:10:02.920 I was going to say

01:10:03.940 it's one of the things I wanted to tell you today

01:10:05.940 is you've done such a good job

01:10:07.500 of A, achieving your success

01:10:10.440 and then B, continuing to parlay it

01:10:12.440 into other things

01:10:13.060 I'll tell you another thing

01:10:15.360 I'm racking my brain

01:10:16.040 Do you know who Michael Nesmith is?

01:10:21.480 Michael Nesmith was in a group

01:10:22.840 called The Monkees

01:10:23.740 and he called me once

01:10:26.620 he saw me on TV

01:10:27.580 and he called me and he goes

01:10:29.600 I got an idea, you'd be really funny

01:10:30.960 He heard me and Charles Fleischer, who is the voice of Roger Rabbit.

01:10:35.160 And he said, come up to Monterey.

01:10:36.800 I'm going to make some music videos.

01:10:39.200 And I want you to present them.

01:10:44.420 So I said, okay.

01:10:45.360 So we went up there for three weeks.

01:10:46.760 And we did this show called Pop Clips.

01:10:48.840 Google Pop Clips right now.

01:10:50.640 Howie Mandel Pop Clips.

01:10:52.220 And that will give you the end of this story.

01:10:54.760 So it was supposed to be a show that we were trying to sell to Nickelodeon.

01:10:58.620 Howie Mandel Pop Clips.

01:10:59.840 Tell me what it says.

01:11:00.680 With the monkeys, huh?

01:11:01.640 No, he was a monkey.

01:11:03.660 He's actually more famous. 0.84

01:11:04.860 His mother invented whiteout, which you don't need anymore either.

01:11:08.260 Just so you know, when you tell someone to Google something,

01:11:10.760 the things that pop up sometimes are not what we're looking for.

01:11:17.820 Tell me what popped up.

01:11:19.100 Pop Clips Howie Mandel.

01:11:20.280 Howie Mandel, Canadian comedian.

01:11:22.260 No, Pop Clips Howie Mandel.

01:11:23.460 Okay, I said Howie Mandel Pop Clips.

01:11:25.000 No, Pop Clips Howie Mandel.

01:11:26.300 Pop Clips first.

01:11:28.300 What?

01:11:28.760 YouTube or Google?

01:11:29.520 Google.

01:11:30.060 Google.

01:11:30.680 Did you ever thank your wife for making you take that offer?

01:11:33.420 Best Howie Mandel reactions, America's Got Talent.

01:11:35.660 No, Pop Clips.

01:11:36.260 I don't think the show existed, Howie.

01:11:37.600 Okay, yeah, it does.

01:11:38.800 Pop Clips, I'm going to Google it.

01:11:40.260 Oh, like the Wikipedia?

01:11:43.080 No, Pop Clips.

01:11:44.320 You're looking at Pop Clips with Howie Mandel.

01:11:46.520 Here we go.

01:11:47.360 Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

01:11:48.960 I'm old. 0.99

01:11:49.640 I brought up misophobia.

01:11:51.600 No, really?

01:11:52.640 That's the first thing that comes up?

01:11:54.040 Yeah, or verminophobia, germophobia.

01:11:55.520 How are you spelling Pop Clips?

01:11:57.580 P-A-O-P.

01:11:59.520 P-O-P.

01:12:00.680 different word 1.00

01:12:02.240 different word I'm doing it now

01:12:06.520 I'm on

01:12:08.200 Friendster so that's where I

01:12:10.620 okay and all

01:12:13.180 here it is

01:12:14.940 Pop Clips yeah Pop Clips Wikipedia

01:12:17.060 okay I got it now

01:12:19.380 I got it now go ahead

01:12:20.600 Pop Clips is a music video television program

01:12:22.600 the direct predecessor of MTV

01:12:24.560 so I did this pilot

01:12:27.000 they gave it to Nickelodeon

01:12:29.100 they said this is more than a show why couldn't you just tell me that because listen to the drama

01:12:34.480 we had a lot of suspense i'm sorry maybe there'll be an ad on your podcast between

01:12:39.640 me telling you to google it and then they come back to find out what it is it's funny because

01:12:45.100 that actually happened you just make some money you just made i made you money some ka-ching thank

01:12:50.760 you so i was the very first i started comics on ice radio okay comics on game shows and mtv you

01:13:02.080 didn't know you had such an illustrious guest here i uh i had an idea but you've done such a good job

01:13:07.500 of innovating and staying relevant when i saw you in doberg's vlog so let's let's talk about it how

01:13:11.700 like how much do you think doberg sucks i don't i love david you don't like david i'm joking i love

01:13:17.680 i love it i try to bait you i think that i would take the bait i was like do you prefer one or the 0.94

01:13:24.740 other logan or no don't even don't even okay well you know you know david you know david i do and

01:13:30.140 now i know you well i thought that would you be on my oh will you be on my podcast i would i would

01:13:35.080 i totally okay can we talk about my podcast is it here what makes you think that what makes you 0.95

01:13:40.940 think that my podcast might be here you're sitting in my fucking seat the only it'll be like this 0.90

01:13:46.100 Except we'll be looking the opposite way 0.98

01:13:47.880 My podcast is in Puerto Rico

01:13:50.020 And I'm here

01:13:50.500 Maybe he doesn't have to do my podcast

01:13:52.180 Can we just take this video

01:13:55.580 And reverse it

01:13:57.480 So it looks like I'm sitting the other side

01:13:58.980 And we'll play the same podcast

01:14:00.460 As Howie Mandel does stuff

01:14:02.240 I'm still mad you made me Google Pop Clips

01:14:04.060 60 seconds dude

01:14:06.680 You could have just said the one line that I read

01:14:08.700 Predecessor to MTV

01:14:10.060 Let's just have a moment of silence

01:14:12.260 It can't be any longer than that first one

01:14:14.780 which, by the way, I think takes the cake

01:14:16.240 for the longest moment of silence we've had on a pulse.

01:14:18.300 Oh, then you have not been to any of my concerts.

01:14:21.360 You'll leave.

01:14:22.940 There you go.

01:14:24.380 This is a clip from my latest show.

01:14:29.400 Howie, Howie, I do have to go.

01:14:32.440 I do have to go.

01:14:33.760 Don't you have a catheter?

01:14:35.880 No, this dude is 100 for 100.

01:14:39.920 He misses nothing.

01:14:41.940 I don't know.

01:14:42.520 I missed that point.

01:14:44.780 So 99 out of 100

01:14:47.700 No you just did it again

01:14:49.160 I love that the handheld just sits 1.00

01:14:52.000 The whole time the guy won't even get off his fucking ass 1.00

01:14:54.060 And walk around the room 1.00

01:14:54.880 That's Kevin we've been traveling

01:14:56.680 He's tired

01:14:58.120 So you're Kevin

01:15:00.320 You're K Bob

01:15:01.800 Caleb

01:15:03.940 Is it a K

01:15:05.920 Hard K 0.61

01:15:07.960 3 K's 0.99

01:15:09.340 KKK is in your picture 0.99

01:15:10.740 That's kind of cute

01:15:13.240 Oh my gosh

01:15:16.300 These are

01:15:16.660 So cute

01:15:17.200 That's a picture of you

01:15:17.940 Looking at the picture

01:15:18.560 I took of you

01:15:19.120 That's meta

01:15:20.160 Yeah

01:15:20.800 You know what that means

01:15:21.460 I think so

01:15:22.340 Okay

01:15:22.780 No I know so

01:15:23.500 No a picture within a picture

01:15:25.000 Yeah

01:15:25.320 Inception

01:15:26.300 Pardon me

01:15:27.440 A thought within a picture

01:15:28.160 I haven't figured out

01:15:28.820 That last with the coin

01:15:29.740 Oh

01:15:31.380 The

01:15:32.360 The top

01:15:32.880 The top you mean

01:15:33.600 Yeah in Inception

01:15:34.340 It's

01:15:36.380 You're in the dream or not

01:15:37.200 Yeah he's trying to figure it out

01:15:38.140 If he's

01:15:38.440 Am I

01:15:39.400 Oh oh

01:15:39.860 Oh right now

01:15:40.240 Oh like the last scene

01:15:41.180 When it keeps spinning

01:15:41.860 Yeah

01:15:42.400 Cause it never

01:15:42.980 because you don't know.

01:15:43.860 Howie, real quick, before we...

01:15:45.120 I'm trying to figure out

01:15:45.800 the ending of this podcast.

01:15:46.780 What happened to Tony Soprano?

01:15:48.240 What happened at the end

01:15:49.160 of this podcast?

01:15:49.740 What happens when you die?

01:15:51.220 Hmm?

01:15:51.520 What happens when you die?

01:15:52.620 You have to Google Popcorn.

01:15:53.500 Oh, I feel that once I die,

01:15:55.960 I'm going to be boring.

01:15:59.520 That's...

01:15:59.880 Because I'll just be lying there

01:16:00.960 quietly and rotting,

01:16:02.000 and people won't invite me

01:16:03.100 on their podcast.

01:16:04.760 Eventually, within a week,

01:16:05.820 I'll start to stink,

01:16:07.600 and flies will be eating me.

01:16:09.840 I'll be sitting shiver.

01:16:11.700 Wow, he's got one 1.00

01:16:12.740 jewish reference and he has driven it into the ground we must never forget dude you're you're

01:16:19.960 fantastic i know i know i am a pure joy you're incredible can i be honest with you i love you

01:16:25.500 i think that what you've done with your career and your and and the real the the piece of

01:16:30.920 resistance was the end of the fight and your speech was probably one of the best moments i've

01:16:35.560 ever seen on television and on the internet and it really came from the heart did you plan what

01:16:42.160 you were going to say well you didn't know if you were going to win or not you couldn't have

01:16:44.600 planned it we glanced over it so that's my third fight but i wanted to say this earlier when you

01:16:48.540 mentioned it my first two i prepared win speeches this one i didn't and i didn't think twice about 0.95

01:16:54.540 what i said only until afterwards people came up to me they're like yo fuck the fight what you said 0.53

01:16:59.340 afterwards was phenomenal and i didn't i didn't think twice about it it was the first time 0.69

01:17:04.840 publicly i really just spoke from my heart and you want to know something i think nothing is more

01:17:11.220 viral and catchable and then authenticity and if the authenticity is real and inspiring and that's 0.96

01:17:18.400 what that was you just that was a fucking home run not only the fight and not only that you did that 0.88

01:17:23.820 but that speech and that's why when they said hey do you want to be on i would never say no to you 0.98

01:17:29.340 you're a great guy and obviously the fact that you have this kind of communication with your

01:17:34.060 mother and your family that speaks so many people don't have a family and don't have that kind of

01:17:37.980 communication you're a good guy thank you so i'm always there for you you come and visit me on my

01:17:43.020 podcast i do a podcast with my daughter oh cool my daughter and uh it's uh it's called howie

01:17:48.620 mandel does stuff i'll give you a map to get here i don't need it i got gps i think okay but i'll

01:17:56.900 give you directions so that you know exactly the location how to get here yeah okay yeah and what

01:18:02.960 we'll do unlike on your thing halfway through my podcast we'll change costumes i don't like to wear

01:18:08.560 the same costume for the entire podcast you like to change it we call them outfits who else do you

01:18:13.500 manage what one other client who is it you can't say what no name lele oh i know who lele not lele

01:18:23.300 pons oh not lele pons no what nickelodeon lele which by the way i've never met her i know nothing

01:18:30.040 Wait, can I ask you something? 1.00

01:18:31.260 You should get her a job on Nickelodeon. 1.00

01:18:33.360 With a name like that, I think that that would be synonymous.

01:18:36.800 I mean, I'm not a manager, but if you manage Nickelodeon Lele, get her on Nickelodeon.

01:18:44.060 Because if you get her on, like, Disney.

01:18:46.840 That'd be weird.

01:18:47.540 That'd be really weird.

01:18:48.880 Ladies and gentlemen, Disney presents Nickelodeon Lele.

01:18:52.400 Howie, I love you.

01:18:53.540 I love you, too.

01:18:54.660 I will be back on your podcast.

01:18:56.020 I want to do this again.

01:18:57.020 I request that you be a recurring guest.

01:18:59.720 this was one of my

01:19:00.460 favorite podcasts

01:19:00.940 well as long as you

01:19:02.060 do it here I'm willing

01:19:02.860 to cool yeah we'll come

01:19:04.020 because when you are

01:19:05.260 in my house I live

01:19:06.980 here so it's not even

01:19:08.600 you don't have to

01:19:09.600 I know it's gracious

01:19:10.240 for showing up but 1.00

01:19:11.160 it's my fucking house 0.99

01:19:12.220 all right guys we 0.98

01:19:15.640 love you thanks for

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - October 19, 2021

E297 Howie Mandel Has Lost His Mind

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