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00:02:12.300 I was like, bro, that's security. That's security. We're past curfew, and they told us not to drive golf carts in this area. We're going to get kicked out.

00:02:18.000 We're like, oh, Puerto Rico. You turn off the golf cart.

00:02:20.080 you know every single day every single time we open this impulsive podcast all of us are 0.98

00:02:33.120 thinking the same thing damn we're rusty this show's gonna suck today and i promise you that's 0.89

00:02:38.600 the thought that's going through every well okay i know george's gonna say not me but me and logan's 0.95

00:02:43.100 minds are now like damn i'm rusty i was thinking that the same and then every time we do a show

00:02:47.820 were like that was an amazing bro welcome back to impulsive number one podcast in the world thank

00:02:52.780 you guys for listening watching viewing and subscribing i hope we can live up to that

00:02:55.620 standard i feel like you've set the expectation very high i do that i always do that right off

00:03:00.300 the rip we are uh believe it or not we're in puerto rico yeah yeah yeah yeah let's just run it

00:03:07.340 that's right yeah look at this set bro there used to be a a panel of plywood uh just behind me

00:03:13.680 covering this window it had impulsive on it i actually can see it we had our set designers from

00:03:18.820 la mike or shout out mike orth uh come to puerto rico and build this set i think i like it a lot

00:03:25.800 um i don't know how it translates on camera make sure you guys comment below and let us know what

00:03:30.040 you think if it's shit like tell us tell us if you think we should change it but we uh we like 0.90

00:03:34.780 the kind of laid-back couch vibe like look at georgie right now looking way too comfortable 0.98

00:03:38.080 i'm so cozy right now yeah i can tell i got my feet up let me see those toes no bro put

00:03:43.640 your toes absolutely no please don't i'm very self-conscious about my toesies i i i uh watched

00:03:49.680 mike come out of the bathroom earlier and and he looked more adam sandler-esque than ever i mean

00:03:54.960 you look homeless it's and it's no it's fine is it the beard or like what is it exactly it's your

00:03:59.880 baggy cargo pants really i've been getting a lot of compliments on these pants well well i was

00:04:04.420 going to compliment you just now yeah because i feel like george and i made the wrong decision 0.97

00:04:09.360 my balls are hanging out 0.95

00:04:10.380 these short shorts are not doing us well 0.99

00:04:13.880 I got a bulge

00:04:15.340 I will say

00:04:16.080 I'm rocking boxers

00:04:19.200 I just started getting into boxers again 0.99

00:04:20.660 and let me tell you briefs they suffocated my dick for a couple years 0.99

00:04:23.500 until I realized that that's no go for me anymore 1.00

00:04:25.940 you have BDE Georgie 1.00

00:04:28.060 what is that Arabian

00:04:29.920 that's it

00:04:31.460 you're an Arabian 1.00

00:04:33.080 so look the boys are back in town 1.00

00:04:35.660 where should we even start

00:04:37.200 is there anything like 0.95

00:04:38.060 socially like is there any uh cultural shit that we should talk about i mean i got one right off 0.95

00:04:44.480 the bat dude timothy shalomay by the way shout out timothy shalomay that kid's uh that kid's 0.99

00:04:51.940 popping right now and and kid fucks oh yeah kid fucks like do you mean it in the way like people 1.00

00:04:57.980 say yo that kid fucks or you mean like he's fucking nah that kid that kid's fucking dude 1.00

00:05:01.280 you gotta you ask him out with him i don't think i doubt it bro that's that's what i'm saying 1.00

00:05:05.920 timothy chalamet is he's like he's the young hollywood playboy right now that's i'm just

00:05:10.340 gonna call it as it as it is he's the coolest dude in hollywood young man in hollywood he's

00:05:14.640 he's killing number one i didn't see this i didn't see this movie and it will so it's not out yet

00:05:18.360 maybe by the time this comes out it is but i i got invited to this premiere through phase clan or

00:05:22.440 whatever at warner brothers and i got the opportunity to go see the movie and it's him

00:05:25.920 it's zendaya zendaya i said that correct right uh uh josh brolin and all these massive uh actors

00:05:32.840 and actors and first and foremost this movie was fucking phenomenal phenomenal like the the the

00:05:39.080 way it was shot the way that it was written everything about this movie was incredible 0.68

00:05:42.260 the sound i was blown away by the entire movie but one thing that really upset me

00:05:48.280 was that the movie took place in the year 10,219 and i was sitting there in 2021 thinking to myself

00:05:59.220 these dudes are gonna look back at us scrolled you know on a wall as cartoon characters in a cave 1.00

00:06:07.960 or on like youtube or some shit and be like these dudes were fucking morons idiots morons it's like 1.00

00:06:16.080 us looking back at the pilgrims they're like we found plymouth rock let's eat a turkey 1.00

00:06:20.320 more idiots fuck dude they're gonna look back at us they're gonna be like these 1.00

00:06:25.120 primitive fucks flying from city to city and metal tube trying to get a sniff of a butthole 1.00

00:06:30.620 like idiots these dudes are walking around they walk around the light follows them it's a little 1.00

00:06:35.920 orb that follows them as they walk and they're able to talk through like thinking and shit i don't 1.00

00:06:40.140 have any of those what are we gonna and and it upset it upset me even more just to know that i 0.62

00:06:45.060 won't see how this movie ends and that not dude but this movie like we make no mistake we're gonna

00:06:54.440 die a quarter of the way through here, man. 0.99

00:06:57.020 That's fucking whack. Through this podcast? 1.00

00:06:59.400 I mean, potentially.

00:07:03.640 We're losing Mike.

00:07:05.260 No, you're right.

00:07:06.240 I do this all the time. I say this about

00:07:08.720 like human. I go, yo, we are a very,

00:07:10.860 very simple species. The wheel?

00:07:13.280 Don't get me started on the fucking wheel. 1.00

00:07:15.140 No, not this again. Kayla Flack. 0.99

00:07:16.200 That's the best we got? The fucking wheel? 1.00

00:07:18.260 It's been like this for 2,000 years 1.00

00:07:20.360 plus. Assyrians built that, by the way. 0.98

00:07:22.960 Way to fucking be, dude. 0.99

00:07:24.440 not about that i was so pumped it's such a great way we're very simple and in the same dude i have 1.00

00:07:30.380 a funny story that actually leads into this okay okay to the wheel all right this is how stupid 0.98

00:07:37.360 we are people the human race our species bro we'll be at a campfire or are you like chilling 0.99

00:07:45.760 hanging out right and there's like there's like one light on it's dark outside we're all like

00:07:49.820 chilling smoking drinking by whatever you're hanging and like every now and then a little 1.00

00:07:53.380 bug will fly into the light and we'll be like just fucking stupid bugs look at them they see 1.00

00:07:58.940 their friends dying or they're going to the light they all die bro we were chilling last night maybe 1.00

00:08:03.140 like 11 30 just driving around the compound in our golf carts and we're hanging out just by a spot

00:08:08.580 and we see this light in the distance it's the one beam of light and all of us were like yeah

00:08:12.940 what do you think that is what is that what do you think should we go should we go to the lake 0.99

00:08:16.700 all of us got in our carts like fucking stupid little bugs and started driving towards this 0.99

00:08:22.320 light and i'm like we are so we are so excited there's no difference between the insect with 1.00

00:08:28.780 no brain and us which by the way we're just no brains with no mammals with like a kind of a

00:08:33.980 brain it's the best on this planet who knows but anyways what happened was the light turned off

00:08:39.980 we all stopped because we were lost little bugs now with no purpose in life we're all like

00:08:43.320 and then um we see a security car coming and it ended up being a security car uh and we knew this

00:08:50.100 because jake called me he's like yo there's that that that that light because he was gonna meet us

00:08:53.660 he goes there's like cops or something there's security what and i'm like oh oh shit okay this 0.99

00:08:59.200 is a perfect opportunity to fuck with george who's right behind me in the golf cart and so he pulls 0.99

00:09:03.880 up next to me and i'm like i'm like bro get out of the golf cart right now get out get out get out 0.99

00:09:07.560 and he's like what do you mean what i'm like i'm turning your lights i've turned your lights up

00:09:10.120 so i'm freaking out bro like by the way he should he needs an oscar for this world like i hit my 0.95

00:09:15.580 head jumping out of the fucking thing because i was so scared i was i was like bro that security 0.96

00:09:19.480 the security we're past curfew and they told us not to drive golf carts in this area we're gonna 0.99

00:09:23.580 get kicked out we're like a puerto rico you turn off the fucking golf cart deported i'm gonna get 0.99

00:09:28.140 deported and the social security starts coming in george is looking at me like this what the fuck 0.99

00:09:31.540 and i'm like i'm like bro um they told us not to drive the golf carts here um drive into the lake 0.91

00:09:36.840 we have to drive the golf carts into that lake right there there's we're next to like a little 0.99

00:09:39.600 lake on the golf yo this fucking dude jumps in his car hits his head and goes to make the turn 1.00

00:09:47.700 starts driving 1.00

00:09:48.820 this dude was about

00:09:50.400 to ditch a golf cart

00:09:51.600 in a lake

00:09:52.180 in a residential compound

00:09:54.160 dude

00:09:54.540 George

00:09:56.060 be a free thinker

00:09:57.780 he was my boy

00:09:58.760 he was panicking

00:09:59.720 and I was like

00:10:00.280 ask for forgiveness later

00:10:01.300 I was like

00:10:01.640 my boy needs this

00:10:02.420 I can't be sitting around

00:10:03.320 we were all very panicked

00:10:04.780 and high

00:10:05.400 I wasn't

00:10:07.740 I can't get high

00:10:08.280 until two more days

00:10:08.960 yeah you're on like

00:10:10.520 some sort of

00:10:11.040 30 day cleanse 0.99

00:10:12.140 that sucks 0.80

00:10:13.140 I know 0.73

00:10:13.720 I got another airport story

00:10:15.520 by the way

00:10:15.920 it's not 0.99

00:10:16.280 are you fucking serious 0.99

00:10:17.520 I'm convinced I can't be on the plane without some shit happening 0.99

00:10:20.040 I swear to god 1.00

00:10:21.220 and if you're at home and you're like this guy's a fucking liar 1.00

00:10:23.600 all he wants to do is talk you're probably right 1.00

00:10:25.100 honestly at this point I'm probably lying

00:10:27.480 but we're

00:10:29.260 we're going and Danny

00:10:31.480 looks at me and she goes hey I don't know what to do here

00:10:33.620 Mike took a jet to Puerto Rico

00:10:35.840 and we have one more first class ticket

00:10:37.900 she's like what do I do 0.96

00:10:39.200 she's supposed to

00:10:40.360 I say listen to me 1.00

00:10:43.120 you take that fucking seat 1.00

00:10:45.300 and she goes really I go what are they gonna do 1.00

00:10:47.280 They're gonna like

00:10:48.440 Kick you out of the chair 1.00

00:10:49.140 You can't fuck it 1.00

00:10:49.820 You have the ticket 1.00

00:10:50.800 Just scan yourself in

00:10:51.880 As Mike Malak

00:10:52.760 And nothing will happen

00:10:54.780 She's like yeah

00:10:56.100 I was like

00:10:56.520 They're not gonna assume

00:10:57.340 Right

00:10:57.860 They're not gonna assume

00:10:58.940 That she's not Mike Malak

00:11:00.020 I realized our plane's not moving

00:11:02.640 And I was like

00:11:03.320 Alright

00:11:03.640 We're in first class

00:11:04.860 I have a video of Dani

00:11:05.640 She's going through first class

00:11:06.660 She's so excited

00:11:07.480 She's so happy

00:11:08.460 She turns to me

00:11:09.460 She goes 0.98

00:11:09.720 Our chairs have massage chairs

00:11:11.360 I go yeah I know

00:11:12.080 Massage yourself 1.00

00:11:12.760 She's leaning back into a bed 0.99

00:11:14.720 She's making her bed 1.00

00:11:15.560 I even tucked her in a little bit

00:11:16.620 I go yeah yeah

00:11:17.240 I go, you deserve this.

00:11:18.960 I even, I patted her head and gave her a little kiss and go, go to bed.

00:11:22.420 We'll wake you up when they bring us dinner.

00:11:24.020 That's fire, bro.

00:11:24.680 What else did you do with my assistant? 0.99

00:11:28.000 He's like, I fucking tucked a ring, man. 0.97

00:11:30.800 Then you hear on the, Daniela Stroll, please identify yourself. 0.99

00:11:39.280 I go, there's no way.

00:11:41.580 Now, I learned hours later, they were trying to get Caleb to snitch.

00:11:46.220 They're like, where is she?

00:11:47.240 she's uh she clocked in where is she because they saw you all together it's the same ticket

00:11:54.140 she's probably on the plane somewhere 0.93

00:11:56.680 where is she man i was like oh shit so she gets up her heart's racing bro she's like am i in trouble 0.98

00:12:04.760 and i go i don't know stop talking to me i don't know you because everybody in first class is 0.98

00:12:08.160 looking down on us and i'm like who are you like uh they're like you tucked her in no no no that's

00:12:12.340 they take her off the plane bro

00:12:14.560 off the plane 1.00

00:12:16.240 and I go bet 0.99

00:12:16.940 she's gone

00:12:17.720 so it's a rash

00:12:19.080 and that's over

00:12:19.660 find a new assistant 1.00

00:12:20.480 she comes back 1.00

00:12:21.840 like 10 minutes later bro 1.00

00:12:23.000 and this is fucked 0.99

00:12:23.720 because everybody in first class 1.00

00:12:24.740 is already smack talking

00:12:26.660 this is the reason

00:12:27.720 why we're late 1.00

00:12:28.380 this lady's trying to sneak 1.00

00:12:29.580 into her 1.00

00:12:29.980 immediately I jump in 1.00

00:12:31.600 I go this fucking girl's crazy 1.00

00:12:32.780 I can't wait to do that 1.00

00:12:33.700 she comes in

00:12:35.140 and this is the worst part

00:12:36.240 I'm like talking smack 0.99

00:12:37.180 she comes this close to my face 1.00

00:12:38.500 she goes

00:12:38.700 y'all never believe what happened

00:12:39.680 I go listen lady

00:12:40.380 I don't need to know 0.99

00:12:41.160 she tells me

00:12:42.280 she goes oh dude like they they go don't worry we uh we refund mike may lack's ticket she's like

00:12:46.880 but you're gonna need to go back to your seat so she goes i'm gonna sit here i go danny danny no 0.96

00:12:52.520 no the rich don't fuck around they're gonna ask you to move literally two seconds later all of 0.97

00:12:58.720 them come they go hi danny uh can we see your ticket and she's like no i'm leaving and she 1.00

00:13:04.000 like literally gets up and leaves so my excited ass i go okay bet i'm gonna sit at hers because 0.64

00:13:08.840 hers is like even a better seat so i jump there i asked for permission by the way because i got 0.94

00:13:12.900 nervous they're like cops i go can i sit in there because you know peasant went back to the coach

00:13:16.680 so can i go back and she's like yeah so i jump in there immediately i get excited to put my phone

00:13:22.020 in while we're taking off slips out of my hand falls we take off slides underneath my chair

00:13:26.680 i go okay no problem i'll just get it after we're done that's how it works buddy there's look at

00:13:31.220 zoom this big of a spot open right falls right in there i asked the guy go hey my wallet is

00:13:38.760 attached if you guys see that i go i can't get to puerto rico and i already missed one flight and

00:13:42.960 let me tell you i haven't heard the end of it the guy goes don't worry both of them trying

00:13:47.460 sweating brother like oh i can't we can't get you need you need a mechanic but yeah you know that

00:13:52.380 right took apart that chair in front of me yeah for 30 minutes i watched a man literally detach

00:13:59.020 this chair yeah and i'm just sitting there watching and by the way super mad not not like

00:14:03.200 oh don't worry this happens all the time he's like it's a thing dude it's a thing i've had a

00:14:07.580 flight be delayed for an hour because they're fixing a seat yep i've never those seats are

00:14:11.340 more confusing than the human brain in the ocean we know more about those seats that about our

00:14:16.700 brain than we do those imagine being in the year 10 000 they're looking back like look at these 0.98

00:14:20.260 can't even fucking they lost his fucking little device thing that they stare at all day into the 0.99

00:14:26.300 fucking seat i have an airport story it's again it's kind of about our species it's just i'm 0.99

00:14:32.960 a piggy i'm sorry dude uh commercial flight yeah yeah like what you guys flying commercial huh 1.00

00:14:41.180 oh you flew in on a pj dude your friend's pj bitch 1.00

00:14:44.300 you were a guest don't flex on us right he's right look at the fucking cock on this guy 1.00

00:14:51.120 nah nah it's uh it was a commercial flight and i am uh stunned time and time again about how 1.00

00:15:00.760 many people are truly sheep oh yeah truly fucking sheep oh yeah bro it's why jokes aside it's why 0.95

00:15:06.980 i started the the whole maverick thing where the one like core of like who i am is like 0.99

00:15:11.060 yeah i i really am different like when they go right like i really do go left here's a perfect

00:15:15.860 example we get off the plane from london about 500 people going down this skinny alleyway to go

00:15:21.780 into customs and um i noticed there's a blockage a lot of people at the front um were stopping and

00:15:28.460 I'm like maybe 15 feet back and I see like the commotion.

00:15:33.300 I'm like, why, why have we stopped moving?

00:15:34.560 Like, well, this is weird.

00:15:35.600 I know how deboarding a plane works.

00:15:36.880 I've never been clogged here.

00:15:38.640 Maybe at customs, but this was right after.

00:15:41.120 And I heard some rumblings.

00:15:43.220 They're like, yeah, the escalator's blocked off.

00:15:45.240 It's not working.

00:15:45.800 The escalator's blocked off.

00:15:46.620 We got to take the elevator.

00:15:47.880 I look at the elevator, bro.

00:15:49.120 This fits four people at a time to go up one floor. 1.00

00:15:52.180 I'm like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:15:53.640 The escalator's blocked off. 0.99

00:15:55.240 In my head, I already knew what this meant.

00:15:56.520 There's a cone in front of it or something, right?

00:15:58.460 So I skirt to the front, finagle around some people. 0.99

00:16:01.500 I see, bro, there's a little, a fucking sign. 0.99

00:16:06.440 A sign in front of the escalator. 0.99

00:16:09.240 I look back.

00:16:10.040 There's 500 people, some still on the plane, just waiting in line for four people to go

00:16:15.300 up and down this escalator to get everyone to the next spot.

00:16:17.880 What did the sign say?

00:16:18.880 Dude, I used it. 0.95

00:16:19.320 No, it was just like out of order or some shit.

00:16:21.740 I go, I go, I moved the sign and guess what I did? 0.92

00:16:26.400 You walked. 1.00

00:16:26.800 I walked up the fucking escalator. 1.00

00:16:28.020 there's there's being a maverick and doing it different than there's being a criminal well 1.00

00:16:31.040 you just described right there you're a you're a fucking convicted no no no no like you fucked 1.00

00:16:36.000 up because guess where the fucking traffic started moving when everyone was like what 1.00

00:16:39.120 why are we oh okay look we're good to go down here's where here's where the story here 0.98

00:16:44.820 He's just starting going up the escalator.

00:16:45.720 No, no, no, yes.

00:16:46.380 Yes, yes.

00:16:47.900 I never saw the sign.

00:16:54.780 He's looking at customer. 0.99

00:16:56.200 He's like, oh, shit, now I get it. 0.99

00:16:57.960 That's exactly what I was going to say. 0.99

00:17:00.420 There's an exposed wire on the handle. 1.00

00:17:04.780 Two old ladies follow him up. 0.96

00:17:06.200 They all touch it at the same time and turn into the electric. 1.00

00:17:08.300 They get electrocuted on the fucking thing. 1.00

00:17:10.940 Maybe he was there for a reason. 1.00

00:17:12.700 I feel you. 0.98

00:17:13.560 But also, I've lived a decent amount of life, and I know for a fucking fact, no one, no properly working airport would expect a plane of 500 people to go up four at a time on a fucking elevator. 0.98

00:17:28.640 It made no sense. 0.97

00:17:29.780 And not one person was like, this is extremely irrational.

00:17:35.560 And I'm just unwilling, dude, for those conversations.

00:17:37.300 Different story. 1.00

00:17:38.060 You want to teach a motherfucker a lesson, I'm following you up the escalator. 1.00

00:17:41.900 you what you did was you taught the airport a lesson i don't like when they pull that shit 1.00

00:17:48.280 like like there's there's another example oh you're like tony robinson ready ready for this 1.00

00:17:52.720 because he struck and he struck a nerve no he struck a fucking nerve fucking talk to me he 0.99

00:17:57.060 struck a nerve on me you wanted me to tell you the mate the number one thing because that's bad 0.99

00:18:01.160 but you want another one the one thing you ever been driving home from a club experience a nice

00:18:10.820 dinner you've got you've got yourself a girl next to you you guys are on the way home i don't know

00:18:15.780 what he's gonna say maybe because he me and him work with the same brain to an extent maybe you've

00:18:20.320 got a you've got a a group full of friends everybody's having the night of their lives

00:18:23.800 you get the music turned up it's that song that's like by pink it's like and we are 0.98

00:18:28.420 and everybody's just fucking amped up vibing you do 60 miles an hour up the fucking ramp onto the 0.94

00:18:40.000 highway and as soon as you merge into the first lane you are met with dead stopped traffic 0.99

00:18:50.220 stand still stand still and you look up to the front and there is a truck

00:18:56.420 going one mile an hour laying cones out

00:19:02.060 and there are 46 construction workers with jackhammers they're not using them they're

00:19:14.200 standing there having a conversation and you are just stopped you have been funneled into a dead

00:19:22.100 stopped traffic situation you took it to a spot that actually made sense where people should slow 0.95

00:19:26.200 down i'm gonna be honest with you any construction or hazards don't slow the fuck down here's what 0.98

00:19:29.960 you shouldn't sit down for if there's a fucking fender bender on the right side of the highway 0.98

00:19:33.840 dude this is where i thought you were going no it's not here's here's the difference that the 0.99

00:19:39.120 idea that you can be stopped for an hour on the highway with no exit you can't get off i'm my

00:19:46.760 wife is pregnant she's having a child that's not what i'm saying well maybe it's different i'm

00:19:51.100 talking i'm talking i'm talking about herd mentality not like a thing to actually like

00:19:54.560 follow safety you know what i'm saying i heard mentality like i just don't i feel like my do 0.98

00:20:00.480 you know you get fined rights have been violated you get fined when i'm forced to sit in a fucking 0.97

00:20:04.780 construction you get fined double you find double if you get caught speeding in a and i think it 0.99

00:20:09.840 might even be double points in a construction zone it's actually a serious thing you should 0.92

00:20:12.620 not speed past construction so sorry mr fucking dmv when i was looking at my impulsive notes i 0.91

00:20:18.620 saw one that i wanted to bring up months ago and i never got to and i'll bring it up now 0.97

00:20:22.220 We need to move on

00:20:25.280 My biggest thing I ever wanted

00:20:28.120 Was when you were

00:20:29.140 I think you were in Dubai

00:20:29.920 And a fan was like

00:20:30.560 I love you Logan

00:20:31.500 Here's a Rolex

00:20:32.900 You remember this?

00:20:34.220 No

00:20:34.460 What?

00:20:35.140 You don't remember this?

00:20:36.080 But if you say I turned down a Rolex

00:20:37.460 I know this ain't me

00:20:38.300 I'm at Jake's boxing event

00:20:41.860 And some dude came up to me

00:20:43.140 And he hugged me

00:20:43.600 And he's like 0.99

00:20:44.340 Bro you fucking rock 1.00

00:20:45.280 Blah blah blah 1.00

00:20:45.660 And I was like

00:20:46.880 Oh thanks dude

00:20:47.580 He's like

00:20:48.120 No dude

00:20:48.520 You don't understand bro

00:20:49.400 He's like

00:20:49.820 Actually he talked about me

00:20:50.940 Talking about God

00:20:51.700 and it was really cool he's like i really reflected on that he's like really cool he's 0.87

00:20:54.960 like i fucking love you and he took off his rolex he's like bro take this and i grabbed it i was 0.98

00:20:59.700 like this is the moment i've been i've been so excited because i'm such a cheap ass i can't buy 0.99

00:21:05.940 myself a rolex i can't and when i saw this i go this is a gift from god like this is it because

00:21:11.720 i always talk about jesus and i go this is my little gift and uh i leaned in and i started i

00:21:17.540 was about to put it on me and he was like yeah and he went yeah yeah i smelled alcohol on him 0.99

00:21:26.240 and i was like oh no i was like my man are you fucking drunk and he's like yeah i'm fucked up 1.00

00:21:32.340 right now i go fuck man and i like gave it back to him like bro i can't take you're fucked up he 1.00

00:21:37.120 goes you sure man i go yes i go now put it in your pocket and go home he's like all right man 1.00

00:21:42.140 this is why you're a good guy

00:21:43.840 and I was like

00:21:44.700 alright bro 1.00

00:21:46.000 but fuck 1.00

00:21:49.000 I was at a fucking Rolex dude 1.00

00:21:50.420 it was pretty cool 0.99

00:21:51.260 was that at the airport too

00:21:52.880 just curious

00:21:53.420 no that was at Jake's boxing event

00:21:54.840 I have one more airport

00:21:56.300 some guy tried to take a picture of me 0.99

00:21:58.800 when I was fucking peeing bro 0.99

00:21:59.960 when I was peeing 1.00

00:22:01.180 I was pissing

00:22:01.920 I was in the urinal

00:22:03.860 in the airport or on the plane

00:22:05.520 airport in the urinal

00:22:06.780 got it

00:22:07.280 and he wanted to take a picture of your

00:22:08.640 no no no

00:22:09.180 not wanted to

00:22:10.040 I'm standing there peeing

00:22:10.980 I turn behind

00:22:11.540 This guy's like this

00:22:12.460 This close to me

00:22:13.320 How is this not the first 0.99

00:22:14.780 Fucking thing you said 0.99

00:22:15.680 Huh 1.00

00:22:16.560 How is this not the first story

00:22:17.860 Cause it doesn't have

00:22:18.660 A really good ending

00:22:19.400 I take him

00:22:20.240 Other than

00:22:21.260 I gotta know the ending

00:22:22.020 Well look bro

00:22:22.940 It's awkward

00:22:23.700 Cause I'm like

00:22:24.280 I'm like

00:22:24.640 I'm peeing bro

00:22:25.760 You can't stop midstream

00:22:26.600 Everyone knows how hard that is

00:22:27.540 That's terribly hard

00:22:28.260 It's one of the worst things

00:22:28.900 I'm like this

00:22:29.460 Hey 1.00

00:22:29.780 Fuck you do 1.00

00:22:31.860 Fuck 1.00

00:22:32.160 I can't do anything 1.00

00:22:33.220 You should've turned 0.98

00:22:33.980 And peed on him 1.00

00:22:35.060 Oh my god

00:22:36.420 You're like

00:22:36.620 You want a picture 1.00

00:22:37.340 Picture this bitch 1.00

00:22:38.320 And just fucking 1.00

00:22:39.260 Yeah 1.00

00:22:40.220 Yeah you're a weirdo 0.94

00:22:41.360 But yeah, I was like looking at R. Kelly. 1.00

00:22:43.060 I was like, hey, what the fuck? 0.99

00:22:45.580 Did you just say I would have R. Kelly 1.00

00:22:46.820 that motherfucker? 1.00

00:22:50.160 A lot of people are going to get pissed off 1.00

00:22:51.660 with that joke.

00:22:54.140 I say the same thing

00:22:55.500 every time R. Kelly gets wrecked.

00:22:56.860 Caleb knows.

00:22:59.400 You're in trouble, brother.

00:23:01.120 I'm always in trouble, dude.

00:23:03.720 You're in trouble, brother.

00:23:06.000 Just remember, on this podcast,

00:23:07.420 it's Mike. Twice?

00:23:08.960 You're in trouble?

00:23:10.520 You're in.

00:23:11.360 You're in trouble.

00:23:13.260 It took me six times too. 1.00

00:23:16.140 Good fucking one. 1.00

00:23:18.440 Logan, Logan, Logan. 1.00

00:23:20.960 Wow, that was really good.

00:23:22.080 So I turn around, finish my pee. 0.99

00:23:24.800 I go, yo, delete that right fucking now, 1.00

00:23:26.520 you little weird pervert, you fucking weirdo. 1.00

00:23:28.360 Do you know how weird that is? 1.00

00:23:29.460 Because I'm studying this for my brother. 0.98

00:23:31.080 I go, I don't give a fuck who it's for, 1.00

00:23:33.880 you fucking weirdo, you little weirdo. 1.00

00:23:36.740 How old was he? 1.00

00:23:38.180 Probably six, mid-40s.

00:23:39.660 Mid-40s.

00:23:40.380 Mid 40s.

00:23:41.620 Grown man, grown man, grown man.

00:23:42.800 At what point do you beat somebody up?

00:23:44.420 So that's what I'm wondering

00:23:45.320 because now everyone's looking

00:23:46.200 and I'm angry

00:23:47.220 and I go, I go, 1.00

00:23:49.240 I go, you're a grown ass fucking man 1.00

00:23:51.120 taking a picture 1.00

00:23:51.900 of another grown man

00:23:53.220 peeing in the urinal.

00:23:54.360 Do you not think that's weird?

00:23:55.460 That's always my go-to.

00:23:56.160 Yeah, I was about to say, 0.99

00:23:56.880 how many fucking times 0.99

00:23:58.220 have you told somebody 1.00

00:23:58.920 because it keeps happening?

00:23:59.900 Don't you think that's weird?

00:24:00.880 That's your quote.

00:24:01.680 We're going to write that

00:24:02.320 on his tombstone.

00:24:02.740 It keeps happening.

00:24:04.040 Don't you think that's weird? 0.99

00:24:05.420 Want to hear something fucked up? 0.99

00:24:07.180 That was you. 0.99

00:24:07.400 Wait, wait, hold on.

00:24:08.220 The last, the last.

00:24:08.620 no it's classic it's right aligned with that i took his phone as usual i i it was locked this

00:24:14.020 time so i had to get him to use his face facial thing to unlock the phone delete this thing going

00:24:18.940 to recently deleted it's a whole 60 second thing that i just and i saw the picture was it good no 0.99

00:24:23.640 it's fucking me peeing in a urinal like looking back like what the fuck was your do-do showing 0.99

00:24:27.920 my pee-pee no which would be really bad bro i don't want to see how small that penis is tiny 1.00

00:24:32.860 um somebody tried to do it to me at i think i think also one of the fights we were just at 0.99

00:24:37.700 came up goes man i want to ask for a picture but seems like a weird spot

00:24:42.200 oh give me the phone while i was at the urinal and took a selfie with me pissing with him in

00:24:47.720 the back i'm not saying i'm right i'm just a little bit different i just don't i just honestly

00:24:52.900 don't give a maverick but i understand you're definitely the the right one in the scenario 0.84

00:24:59.080 how mad would you be if you're taking a shit and you just see like that's right that's where i 0.98

00:25:02.680 draw the line that's where i draw the line i want to talk about something talk about it buddy 0.99

00:25:06.760 there's uh that was the best episode we've ever done how i manda how we mandel i decided ever i

00:25:13.300 said i think he was the best guest ever i've decided he's the best guest team rolled us 0.71

00:25:16.400 didn't let us say shit yeah go watch that episode he was fucking hilarious and by the way i was so 0.86

00:25:21.000 caught off guard i didn't think he had that type of humor i i have i just have like stories it's 0.98

00:25:26.040 been a while too good let it go it's like we're on a podcast or something 100 all right all right

00:25:31.720 all right this one i don't even say that it might not make

00:25:36.940 do you know gary which one the one who sold me the pokemon card you were there oh yeah 0.96

00:25:44.840 he's a fucking pitbull guy he's a fucking legend in the space he sold me my 150 000 0.95

00:25:50.740 charizard that you're actually holding right there that's not the card but that's that's 0.99

00:25:54.540 the card that i bought from this guy gary it's a psa 10 charizard i bought it for 150 000 from him

00:26:00.760 and 0.99

00:26:01.680 fuck only the collectors are really gonna like 0.99

00:26:05.400 get this story and like 0.99

00:26:06.460 one day it'll be told in its entirety

00:26:09.300 but

00:26:09.640 I don't even know

00:26:14.180 does that bother you

00:26:15.520 that one of the people watching the show falls asleep

00:26:18.140 does it

00:26:18.840 no no no he falls asleep everywhere

00:26:21.700 that's Dave

00:26:22.300 I've seen him

00:26:24.700 sleep in the middle of a tornado

00:26:26.780 in the center of the tornado

00:26:28.160 so I don't know how he got there and was safe

00:26:30.180 Well now he's not talking about it

00:26:33.900 Wait hold on, Dave sleeps

00:26:35.220 You should get your blood checked

00:26:37.860 Is that a thing if you fall asleep?

00:26:40.620 How do I like 1.00

00:26:41.560 Alright, fuck 0.99

00:26:43.140 This is like a bit of a thing 1.00

00:26:45.100 Alright, Gary sold me a PSA 10

00:26:48.580 First edition Charizard

00:26:50.360 There's only like 120

00:26:52.660 Maybe 121 in the world

00:26:53.960 I went in there

00:26:56.740 With the intention of buying one of his

00:26:58.280 BGS 10 Charizards

00:26:59.960 there's only two in the world i've always wanted a bgs 10 charizard right and i i just didn't know

00:27:08.540 how to get it because the only guy with both of them is gary and he would not sell that to me

00:27:13.440 and so he sold me this this psa 10 charizard and i'm looking at this card on the way home 0.84

00:27:20.880 from vegas and i'm sitting there i'm like yo this fucking card is perfect this is a this is 0.83

00:27:26.300 i don't know how he mentioned that he tried to get psa to cross it over to a bgs 10 it's called 0.96

00:27:32.040 a crossover and oftentimes it fails yeah i'm assuming because they're competitors and like

00:27:36.800 if a psa 10 crossover to bgs 10 what does that do to the the novelty of the market yeah you know 0.95

00:27:43.520 it's got it's scarcity you got to keep it it thin and so i'm like damn he tried to cross it over

00:27:48.520 that's that's crazy because it didn't work and i'm looking at this card and it's perfect and i

00:27:54.020 wonder why it didn't work i wonder if there's like some sort of like inherent beef between the

00:27:57.020 companies whatever but i thought to myself i wonder what would happen if i cut this card out

00:28:02.980 this hundred and fifty thousand dollar card out of the psa case and submitted it as a raw card

00:28:08.940 oh that's risky because what if they like go oh it's a seven now no six not only that they can

00:28:14.900 downgrade it but what if it goes no what if when you take out the hundred and fifty thousand dollar

00:28:20.260 card from the PSA slab because it's not a super clean process you have to use like wire cutters 0.95

00:28:25.720 and like a screwdriver and like now I know if you nick that fucking thing it's over this much 0.99

00:28:33.220 you lose a hundred grand like this so I I'm like fuck it bro what I have I have I I'm I'm that 0.99

00:28:41.140 dude I'm a fuck it I'm gonna that guy I'm gonna try to cut this out of the case and risk losing 0.99

00:28:46.980 my investment my my prize possession just for us how much more would it go if it would like the 0.99

00:28:53.540 win you're risking it what's the win well how much more of a difference that's in later on in the

00:28:58.360 story yeah i mean now it's like a million dollar card i walked out with that card to the floyd

00:29:02.680 mayweather fight but i'm getting i'm getting there so i cut this card out surgical i practiced

00:29:09.000 well it was one of the scariest things i've ever seen he's he's standing there with what 0.95

00:29:14.520 equates to like a giant wrench like a purple fucking screwdriver and and he goes he goes 0.97

00:29:20.620 he takes it and he's bending the the durability of the fucking case with this thing and 0.98

00:29:25.040 everybody there's like 10 people huddled around their eyes bulging out of and it goes 0.91

00:29:30.040 yeah that like i'm trying to and you're gonna see this video at some point i don't know why 0.83

00:29:38.720 it's still this we filmed this probably fucking 18 fucking months ago well the only reason i bring 0.81

00:29:43.060 it up now is because he did something right what happened that's why wait wait i saw this i'll tell 0.97

00:29:48.900 you so i fucking flew to texas i submitted it to bgs as a raw card it got graded a fucking 10 0.92

00:29:57.200 it became the third bgs 10 in the world probably 5x the value right there it it was like a a good 0.98

00:30:04.060 luck charm to me i felt like that day i just felt so like just like happy and grateful that i was 0.96

00:30:08.940 able to do something kind of bold and it and it fucking worked like it fucking worked yeah and 0.62

00:30:13.520 why i hadn't brought it up or posted this video is because like i'd assume and i'll just be honest 0.86

00:30:18.900 with you there were a couple things one i'd assume this is kind of frowned upon in the industry

00:30:23.800 people have done it but i don't know if anyone uh as like public about the space has done it

00:30:33.180 but why is it frowned upon well i don't i don't know i haven't like talked to anyone about like

00:30:38.540 i don't know i just wonder if people will think it's like a it's a scummy move but like i'm gonna

00:30:43.780 be honest with you i i i work um smarter not harder and if i'm willing to sacrifice my 150

00:30:50.960 000 card for uh um a bias that i think may have taken place on the grading because guess what

00:30:58.140 bro guess who grades these cards people and maybe one day the grader is feeling a certain way and

00:31:02.760 grades it a little higher than they were the next day maybe it's a different grader it's not an it's 0.79

00:31:06.780 not a perfect science and so i took i fucking gambled and i fucking won and like i i i i love 0.83

00:31:14.160 the the community and um obviously collecting and everything and in my card and so i've been 0.80

00:31:19.700 very delicate with how i weave this story and so the first time i i showed that i had this card

00:31:24.860 was the floyd mayweather fight and you can imagine gary sitting there because this was my second

00:31:31.500 concern can i do it no no this was my second concern bro i have a lot of love for this guy

00:31:37.980 he's so nice he's he's he's like oh my god he's like the grandfather of the space and so my second 0.94

00:31:42.920 concern was like fuck bro what is gary gonna think like how do i tell this to gary because 0.95

00:31:48.820 he even asked me about it before the mayweather fight and i beat around the bush because i didn't 0.99

00:31:52.840 want to reveal that i had the card because my reveal was the mayweather fight i just wasn't

00:31:57.240 unwilling to spoil that for anyone and um so i didn't lie but i beat around the bush and

00:32:02.680 i saw a video of him speaking on it recently and i didn't know because he never told me how he like

00:32:09.840 really felt about it because think about it bro he had two of the only bgs 10s in the world now

00:32:14.160 there's a third and i have it i could see how that could and it and it used to be his card

00:32:19.520 okay do you see how that could maybe upset him a little bit not even a little bit wait you can

00:32:25.080 That's greedy, bro.

00:32:25.720 No, hold on a sec.

00:32:26.160 You clearly can see how that could...

00:32:28.600 I cannot.

00:32:29.580 I can never look at somebody else

00:32:31.380 exceeding more.

00:32:32.400 You're the only person in the world 1.00

00:32:33.540 with a 10-foot cock. 1.00

00:32:35.400 Only person in the entire world. 1.00

00:32:37.040 I can't, no.

00:32:37.460 All of a sudden,

00:32:38.200 somebody else comes around

00:32:39.060 and they have one too

00:32:40.180 and you can't see why that would upset this person

00:32:43.220 just a little bit.

00:32:44.020 I will never in my life 1.00

00:32:45.340 ever be upset at that shit. 1.00

00:32:46.620 I know you wouldn't, 1.00

00:32:47.640 but you can at least see. 1.00

00:32:49.200 George, fucking see. 1.00

00:32:51.340 George, for the fucking nature of the show, 1.00

00:32:53.600 admit that you can... 1.00

00:32:54.260 you could see what we're talking about anything i will not i'm not gonna play that game fuck that 0.99

00:32:58.300 no if i gave you anything right and you bought it with your hard-earned money and you're like yo i 0.98

00:33:02.800 want to buy this and i sold it for the price that i wanted it and you chose to do something to make

00:33:06.540 it more valuable and you succeeded in that what kind of person would look down at the well guess

00:33:11.860 well guess what guess what i wasn't sure i wasn't sure what he was going to think 0.96

00:33:14.980 he didn't take that sentiment he he got mad no he's a fucking angel oh so he's he saw like how 0.90

00:33:24.160 i saw it yes he yeah god he said he said he mentioned in his video he goes you know when i 0.95

00:33:29.280 saw when i sold the card to logan and and when i just watched his follow-up he said something like

00:33:33.080 i could see the kid cares like he really he gives a fuck about uh collecting pokemon cards in the

00:33:38.100 space and because i do i really do and so i think if there were gonna be a person to have that card 0.96

00:33:44.920 is me because guess what bro guess what i ain't selling that fucking card ever ever put it in my 0.98

00:33:52.040 fucking coffin bro i'm never ever selling that card and so like gary i'll see you in vegas we 0.99

00:33:58.240 we uh we we're gonna hang out with gary we're gonna link up in vegas and uh just yeah like 0.99

00:34:04.400 hang out and and stuff and i just trust you know it's uh the the there's a car to save with me as

00:34:10.820 you know how crazy is it to know that hard cut million dollars no no no i'll be homeless with 0.97

00:34:17.720 my fucking shopping cart a little tent made out of plastic bags and my charizard how crazy is it 0.95

00:34:23.540 to know that that's not the that's not even the craziest pokemon story i'm not i'm not saying 0.99

00:34:31.000 that we could say shit but i'm just saying like isn't that wild to imagine that what the story

00:34:35.480 you just told is paled dramatically by a story that you will tell in the next thing and this 0.99

00:34:41.780 will only matter to pokemon fans out there but like you guys have your brains cannot your brains

00:34:47.840 cannot even begin to fathom what has occurred so i don't even i won't even begin to spoil or try to

00:34:55.320 make make you understand it's large i was gonna say this i'll say it now feels like a good spot

00:34:58.960 for all my fans and people who care about me and watch my moves and follow this podcast

00:35:04.740 My inactivity on social media

00:35:08.180 Is not

00:35:09.820 Indicative of my activity

00:35:12.120 In real life

00:35:12.840 I've been working very hard

00:35:16.040 And very smart

00:35:17.060 Moreover on some really big things

00:35:20.380 Behind the scenes

00:35:21.140 Y'all see me traveling

00:35:22.600 You think I'm just going on vacation 0.99

00:35:25.000 I don't fucking do vacations 0.99

00:35:26.020 I don't do vacations 0.99

00:35:27.760 This is home for me

00:35:31.120 It feels like a vacation

00:35:31.920 It's the most beautiful spot on the planet

00:35:33.180 so i live here if i want to go on vacation i'll just come back home yeah uh i got you and so

00:35:38.580 i think i think the world's gonna be uh 0.97

00:35:42.280 porked a little bit by some of these announcements i have crazy shit in the coming months 0.77

00:35:47.420 and i i had this written down i did this is the perfect segue so so people saw you and obviously 0.98

00:35:54.060 you know the world knew that you were completely locked in clocked in training your ass off for

00:35:59.220 floyd you you had the utmost purpose and were completely focused on one one goal and one goal

00:36:04.480 and that was that fight you walked out of that fight and became obsessed manically driven to

00:36:11.780 complete this next project which is yet to be revealed which you will reveal i know that your

00:36:18.260 work on said project is coming to an end within the next how many 35 35 days and you will for the

00:36:27.820 first time in a long time be without an a singular purpose i'm sure there's a broad purpose and you

00:36:36.020 always have a broad goal but have you started to envision what life looks like for you after this

00:36:42.540 next project has come to an end like do you like do you intend on getting into something else or 0.95

00:36:47.240 are you just going to be just blowing in the fucking breeze no i think i think i think these 0.89

00:36:54.280 things that i'm gonna yeah the things i just mean like i think they'll i think they'll become like 0.98

00:36:58.480 me like that's where my energy will go i mean bro this project i'm working on now although

00:37:03.640 although it ends in 35 days is like a i mean it'll be for the rest of my life i'll always be

00:37:09.240 working on it i just mean i'm just being that obsessive nature like i mean that's how i do

00:37:14.180 things yeah you know i become obsessed with something i do it to the best of my ability

00:37:17.380 and then uh if i like it i'll probably do it forever and this particular thing is of most

00:37:21.700 things i'm kind of discovering now i will i'm obsessed with chicago it's a nice place oh yeah

00:37:27.020 what's up with that why are you uh flying around to chicago with your ex-girlfriend who's who's

00:37:31.740 about to have a baby with a guy that's not you we can't say listen men men contrary to popular

00:37:40.240 belief i'm a very nice person i'm a good friend and when i when i become friends with someone or

00:37:46.980 have any kind of relationship with them that person becomes part of my life and i'll i'll

00:37:50.040 have their back regardless and uh amra hit me up like i put out a video what what's going on there

00:37:57.540 why are you smashing the mic i just like the noise oh do it again that actually is pretty

00:38:03.120 that's cool right does it sound like crutches getting hit together do it again 0.63

00:38:05.980 right shut up i'm sorry sorry mike but i was i mean i was here for the comparison i i was trying

00:38:13.100 to think if there's a better one she hits me up last week she's like yo i'm uh i'm i'm gonna move 0.58

00:38:17.160 to chicago i want to have the child there with my family around and we you know we maintain like

00:38:21.760 some level of contact a little bit of talking here and there just because we're friends now

00:38:24.880 we have a we have a friendly relationship and she was like um i'm gonna move

00:38:28.980 via vehicle with my eight month pregnant belly my two dogs one of which is an oversized doberman

00:38:39.460 and three ducks and all of my belongings in a Range Rover by myself on a five day journey

00:38:47.180 across the United States of America. And I said, I don't think that's a very good idea

00:38:54.880 to do that. I've done a cross country trip. Pregnant? Not, not even pregnant with one bird

00:39:03.260 when I first moved to LA, not three ducks, two dogs, one of which is a fucking hundred pound 0.98

00:39:08.560 Doberman and an eight-month pregnant 0.99

00:39:10.540 belly. The logistics

00:39:12.480 of this never made sense, and they never

00:39:14.560 will. I said, this is impossible.

00:39:16.640 Where's she going to put the ducks at night in a hotel? 0.97

00:39:21.620 Not to mention 0.99

00:39:22.620 what we could

00:39:24.400 comfortably consider a

00:39:26.400 profile that doesn't...

00:39:28.280 No security, by the way.

00:39:30.080 No security. That isn't conducive

00:39:32.160 to a five-day singular journey

00:39:34.300 across the United States. So I was like, dude,

00:39:36.220 I'll

00:39:36.620 I'll escort you

00:39:39.720 and so I was like

00:39:41.240 I'll ride with you in the truck

00:39:42.720 and then I was like

00:39:43.160 you know what

00:39:43.460 now that I think about it 0.97

00:39:44.100 I don't want to fucking do that 0.98

00:39:45.680 I don't want to ride 0.99

00:39:47.100 in a Range Rover

00:39:47.820 with three ducks

00:39:48.880 two dogs 0.99

00:39:49.860 a pregnant ex-girlfriend 1.00

00:39:50.980 and David the fucking German 1.00

00:39:52.460 because I gotta shoot 1.00

00:39:53.260 I told him for selfish reasons 0.81

00:39:57.220 I think you should raise the

00:39:58.980 raise the baby

00:40:00.000 I think you should

00:40:00.860 I think you should

00:40:01.520 David hates it

00:40:02.100 I think you should

00:40:03.300 I think y'all should reconvene

00:40:05.100 raise that baby 1.00

00:40:06.280 and make the content because i want to see that shit that's wild that's fucking wild bro at the 0.99

00:40:11.760 very long story short so we got a pj and flew to chicago with the ducks and the guy told us it 0.99

00:40:17.020 wasn't the weirdest so he said he had once seen a horse go into a private jet so it wasn't that

00:40:20.900 weird a fifth of the size he's saying it happened he's saying it was a horse made it on the pj

00:40:26.320 but uh went to chicago got her set up at her new crib and uh uh you know i think no matter what

00:40:32.920 happens i think like i i do really still care about the girl and and care about her well-being

00:40:38.220 and we had a discussion me and david post uh about the leaving because we're in chicago for

00:40:43.700 all 23 hours about this idea of being friends with your exes can i say one thing but probably

00:40:49.500 after i deliver what i was just saying but you could or i'd happily let you jump i think you

00:40:53.380 should deliver respectfully one thousand dollars you move to uh chicago i'm placing the bet right

00:40:58.680 now. $1,000. Poor place before

00:41:00.620 that, Ben. I'm just saying. But I'm okay. I'm a hero

00:41:02.720 for it. I don't get too upset with people in general.

00:41:04.700 So, um, um,

00:41:06.920 but

00:41:07.880 see what you did? Fuck, you did that. See what you did? 1.00

00:41:10.660 That's why you can't do that, Georgie.

00:41:13.060 You gotta let him go.

00:41:14.560 So what I was just gonna say was, there's

00:41:16.700 this, excuse me, Quinn,

00:41:18.780 you're on my, okay. Quinn's here, by the way.

00:41:20.820 See, now look what happened.

00:41:22.200 You can't hear anything. That wasn't my fault. That was

00:41:24.580 the dog's fault. I guess this would have

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00:42:30.540 I've just been going over this idea

00:42:32.980 of the idea of just being friends

00:42:36.140 with someone that you once were romantically involved in.

00:42:38.500 And I know that for the most part,

00:42:40.660 this is considered a big no-no.

00:42:43.340 What?

00:42:43.560 Well, just people have a lot of trouble

00:42:46.300 with the idea of separating feeling

00:42:48.720 from friendly

00:42:50.820 relationship. Well Mikey

00:42:52.180 how friendly we talking

00:42:54.760 cause

00:42:55.780 as far as I know it's still a little

00:43:00.960 little hanky

00:43:02.760 panky taking place

00:43:04.600 bang bang bang. In Mike's defense

00:43:06.860 off camera he's always

00:43:09.000 always

00:43:09.620 no you've always came to her

00:43:12.480 and you didn't publicize it, you didn't do it for profits

00:43:14.720 you didn't do it for views, he was always by her side

00:43:16.720 and you know what at the end of the day bro you are a really good human being and you know that

00:43:20.200 she's by herself in this situation and you are being an amazing guy yeah facts but just click

00:43:24.600 bait on the way there so that way you know you're getting paid i just saw the title of that vlog 0.94

00:43:29.020 it was the most fucking actually ridiculous youtube title i've ever seen in my life and 0.98

00:43:34.100 this is coming from someone who's fucking ridiculous now that i don't i'm not removed 0.99

00:43:38.340 i can go this is absurd please say the title of your last vlog i moved in with my pregnant ex 0.99

00:43:44.080 girlfriend are you fucking kidding me and there was a for sale sign behind us on a fake house 0.98

00:43:50.640 cgi house and it ain't it fucking this video now take it from some all right quickly all views are 0.98

00:43:58.020 down right now creators out all it's back to school and it's the end of covid we've been 0.92

00:44:03.120 trying to figure this out for for weeks now why are youtube and twitch and all these views down

00:44:07.760 and and it's it's discouraging you remember how discouraging it could be when when even

00:44:12.720 industry-wide views are down and boy i posted this pregnant ex-girlfriend move-in video and 0.96

00:44:17.520 that motherfucker went sailing that thing went straight to the moon dude youtube said put it 0.95

00:44:22.040 right on trending the thing was pushing for number one by midnight last night i was like i'm gonna 1.00

00:44:25.540 trend number one with this bitch dude and of course it's all llama make no mistake but your 0.97

00:44:30.340 dynamic is pretty fucking fun so that's the funny thing it is when you remove her my videos get 1.00

00:44:36.400 decent views her videos get decent views but when the two of us come combine we got a cool dynamic

00:44:42.020 but um what what what platform do her videos get decent views because the platform that i

00:44:46.160 watch her on they get fucking tons of views bro talking about someone's mother what not not yet 0.97

00:44:54.120 and guess what and guess what even when she has that baby i will still be having this exact same 1.00

00:44:59.520 conversation risk reward brother you make a lot of money but when you fuck on camera 0.99

00:45:04.540 there's some things you sacrifice i think that it's what you're gonna see right now is you're 0.99

00:45:10.600 going to see the very first child of the only fans generation you are you are watching what

00:45:19.480 what uh could be considered trend setting and pace setting for what will be the rest of this

00:45:25.640 world for the rest of this you know chunk of society who else has done i mean not on her level

00:45:33.160 No, no, no, no.

00:45:33.900 But as you continue to see, and by the way, this is, yes, yes, this kid will have to be

00:45:42.560 raised in a bit of an unconventional manner.

00:45:44.980 And I'm sure that conversation will take place.

00:45:47.180 But I believe that what it will create is a kid, hopefully it goes the other way.

00:45:52.660 And it creates a kid that is extremely compassionate and empathetic towards the idea of people

00:45:58.160 and life changing.

00:45:59.280 It could go both ways.

00:46:00.280 Both ways.

00:46:00.660 And, but, but I think that with the right parenting, you actually could raise a child

00:46:04.520 that could lead in compassion and empathy and, and say, you know, because listen, there's 0.99

00:46:09.760 going to be those, those, um, uh, low hanging fruit bullies out there.

00:46:14.660 Of course, of course there's going to be.

00:46:16.720 And I think if, if raised the right way, this child could set the precedent for saying,

00:46:22.320 well, I, you know, I appreciate your joke and, and, and, and I'm happy that you found

00:46:26.000 that funny, but, um, you know, I'm going to continue moving out of my life now and I'm

00:46:29.940 and I'm going to be a successful kid raised in and to be smart and to be

00:46:33.620 driven against what you think of me.

00:46:36.720 You know what I'm saying?

00:46:37.420 It's interesting to God that that happens.

00:46:41.160 I really do.

00:46:41.840 I pray with all of my heart that that kid figures it out.

00:46:44.620 If he's a spectacular kid and a confident kid,

00:46:47.420 it won't matter at all.

00:46:48.840 Right.

00:46:48.980 If someone said that to me,

00:46:50.100 I mean, 1.00

00:46:50.540 fuck, 1.00

00:46:51.220 someone said this about Pam. 1.00

00:46:52.540 If they go, 1.00

00:46:52.980 your mom got fucked on camera by 10 guys. 1.00

00:46:56.080 I'd go me. 1.00

00:46:57.420 I'd go.

00:46:57.880 Yeah,

00:46:58.100 she did. 1.00

00:46:59.100 That's my mom.

00:46:59.740 you know i mean or more so uh you know that's crazy my mom did she did robin so my mom was

00:47:07.140 actually debbie does dallas wow yeah where are you from the 70s wow yeah that's why she never

00:47:12.140 cared about wow but but but listen bro we we we are witnessing what like i said will equate to

00:47:18.060 the beginning of the this this trend of only fans bro listen all these only fans girls all these 0.99

00:47:25.400 porn stars all these adult actresses they're all gonna get wifed up man they're all fucking hot as 0.99

00:47:32.260 hell know how to throw down in the bedroom you're telling me they're not all gonna get knocked up 0.99

00:47:36.700 it takes a different type of man i'm a tommy lee rock stars those are gonna be the kind of people 0.99

00:47:45.000 that say yo you think i give a fuck how many dudes who fuck because keep in mind always remember 1.00

00:47:50.420 both industry both in industry and out industry the girl has fucked significantly less men 1.00

00:47:59.200 than the girls that we know in la that's a scary fact which is so wild scary fucking fact 0.93

00:48:06.480 far less it just which is far less we are all thinking about her we're not yeah of course 0.67

00:48:15.120 stop stop i have nothing but respect and and admiration honestly i'm like this wait a god 0.93

00:48:20.860 damn but is it but all those girls are gonna get wiped up you go to new york dude the hot club the 0.99

00:48:27.280 hot bottle girls you go to fucking tuscaloosa the girls that fucking that worked the bar at fucking 1.00

00:48:32.860 johnny nichols bar down the street dude let me tell you something really quick guys aren't the 1.00

00:48:38.480 only ones out there putting numbers on the scoreboard if you're out there about to put a 0.97

00:48:42.820 ring on a girl's finger i'm gonna tell you some pretty shocking news right now she may have sucked 1.00

00:48:49.900 a few dicks in her day she may have been put on her back by quite a few motherfuckers in her day 1.00

00:48:55.900 as long as right now you're the only dude that she's fucking and you're sure of it 1.00

00:49:03.520 don't be a pussy what the you do it i do it he does it he's he's he's so right but for me bro 1.00

00:49:12.640 my stupid fucking little ego gets in my way it's so hard it's so much easier said than done bro 1.00

00:49:18.760 here's the thing this is why i always tell people to not watch porn is to me anything that over 1.00

00:49:23.180 sexualizes could lead to a death of a situation like a romantic relationship or marriage or

00:49:29.040 anything like that so a girl got mad at me the other day and she goes you know you you look down 1.00

00:49:32.800 on women that uh that sell nudes or sexual content for uh for money and we don't like how you look

00:49:39.580 down on i'm like listen it's not a female i'm looking down on equally for men but also i tell

00:49:43.480 men don't watch that stuff because it will poison the relationship yeah but make no mistake

00:49:47.920 male viewers of porn and even male actors in porn are not getting any kind of beating compared to

00:49:55.080 what the women are enduring and i'm not saying that's right to do that everybody thinks it's 0.99

00:49:58.960 funny everybody thinks that it's either funny or completely acceptable to go and jerk off to a girl 0.99

00:50:05.740 who's being fucked on camera and then and then by the way a lot of these kids what they do is they 1.00

00:50:12.540 jerk off to that girl and then they go to her instagram account and write you're a whore under 1.00

00:50:15.740 her picture this is it bro that's so true men are men are fucked okay and society and how they look 1.00

00:50:23.240 at men's role in sexuality is fucked we are we are given we are given one of the most ridiculously 0.99

00:50:29.380 absurd golden tickets to lay pipe as much as we want and then when a girl is able to 0.99

00:50:38.600 wife us up and lock us down they say wow you did a good job you changed his shitty ways and you 0.99

00:50:44.780 made a man of him and you were the best girl ever but if we wife up a girl who's taken a few dicks 0.99

00:50:50.680 in her life were simp ass what is spineless it's a society's changing and and just to just to end 0.98

00:50:59.220 cap it i first of all i can't believe i'm having this conversation again because i thought it would 0.58

00:51:02.640 have ended post breakup but here we are again i'm not i'm in no way you didn't think it was

00:51:08.680 going to end a post breakup you took a cross travel trip with no no sorry sorry but this

00:51:12.980 is deep as we're going on this conversation i'm in no ways i'm in no ways you know making a case

00:51:17.360 for any pornography or any of that stuff to be you know giving this green light and everybody

00:51:23.240 say it's okay i think people are right to have their reservations about it and to think about 0.82

00:51:27.400 it in different ways but i i don't know i guess my situation on it is like it does suck that it's 0.98

00:51:33.960 a death sentence i i sold crack i sold heroin no no gives a fuck it's 10 years later no gives a 1.00

00:51:39.480 fuck let some of these people put the demons in the fucking closet and move on with their life 0.99

00:51:43.240 dude they people deserve second chances oh i agree with that and it's just it's sad always 1.00

00:51:48.220 agree with that and i always said that like yo i thought it was really cool of you to be sticking

00:51:51.840 around helping out the situation and all that you hear that do you hear that tone that's called pity

00:51:56.480 brother what here's tone no it's not pity listen dude he knows a good friend the girl

00:52:03.280 it's fine i think it's cool it could be cool i'm just saying it's gonna be tough for the kid

00:52:08.960 that's it yeah and i like again i pray that it's not no it is no i think it's gonna be different

00:52:14.700 this is because there's probably a 13 year old girl that's watching and if i was completely like

00:52:19.500 yeah no she's completely fine she's gonna have no problems and then she might make actions that

00:52:23.840 even lana wishes she never did 100 so i i just need to be vocal on my opinion on it i'm respectful

00:52:28.860 because i don't want to disrespect her and listen i i love her she's a great person and i hope that

00:52:34.480 everything works out in her favor i like i decided yesterday after hearing some stories that she

00:52:41.040 could be along with jake paul one of the most entertaining people on the planet if you if you 0.92

00:52:46.560 remove all of your bias and you strictly watch from a this is fucking crazy just to be entertained 0.54

00:52:53.800 one of the best people i'm here i'm here for the show dude thanks for having me uh i think we got 0.86

00:53:00.040 all the bases covered yeah let's uh we got peter schiff coming in about a t minus 17 minutes so

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - October 26, 2021

E298 One Of Us Is Raising Our Ex’s Baby

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