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00:02:12.280 I don't want to die on this planet, dude.

00:02:13.780 Really?

00:02:14.220 I don't want to, like, for real, for real.

00:02:15.720 I don't want to die on this planet. 0.98

00:02:16.760 Damn, that is a very rich thing to say, I feel like, honestly. 0.99

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00:02:29.120 where's the little meat little meatball you know that guy there he is you good

00:02:34.040 who are you talking about can i ask you where the name meatball came from him uh i think he's

00:02:40.020 from rhode island he was raised by a bunch of delis

00:02:44.000 thank you guys for having me in today man yeah theo theo well welcome back guys if you're uh

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00:03:00.340 We are back in LA

00:03:01.260 For a short period of time

00:03:03.220 I participated in

00:03:04.800 Mr. Beast's creator games

00:03:06.160 Whoa

00:03:06.720 Do you know what those are?

00:03:07.720 No

00:03:07.960 Is it like a

00:03:08.600 Competition?

00:03:11.240 It is like that

00:03:12.220 And was it

00:03:13.820 How

00:03:13.960 Did you feel

00:03:14.900 How well did it go?

00:03:16.920 Bad

00:03:17.360 I lost

00:03:18.200 It was four million dollars

00:03:19.700 Which is a million bucks bro

00:03:21.120 I was

00:03:21.640 I was doing some 0.99

00:03:22.360 Some shady shit 0.98

00:03:23.460 And is it rich people 1.00

00:03:24.860 Betting on it?

00:03:25.620 I've never heard of it.

00:03:26.500 It's called the Squid Games.

00:03:28.000 Well, how rich do you have to be to get the e-vite or whatever?

00:03:31.060 That's what I want to know.

00:03:31.820 So this was the creator game.

00:03:33.540 So if you're like a YouTuber or influencer,

00:03:35.540 he gathered 15 of them to compete for this million dollars,

00:03:38.980 and there was 10 different challenges.

00:03:40.600 And then a giant game of hide-and-seek at the end in SoFi Stadium. 0.99

00:03:44.680 Damn. 0.99

00:03:45.360 It was crazy, dude. 1.00

00:03:46.220 Bro, I hid in a fucking 36-degree fridge for five hours in shorts 0.99

00:03:53.720 In the back of a pantry 0.99

00:03:55.380 In the back of a cafeteria

00:03:56.780 And still lost

00:03:58.560 At 3 a.m. they found me 0.99

00:03:59.700 At 3 fucking a.m. they found me 0.99

00:04:01.720 Hide and seek? 1.00

00:04:02.480 You lost at hide and seek?

00:04:03.560 Hide and seek

00:04:04.000 I would have never lost

00:04:04.600 What cost you?

00:04:06.660 Dude, people don't even know I'm around when I am around

00:04:08.720 Do you think they're going to try to find me when I'm hiding?

00:04:10.460 Really?

00:04:10.840 Do you feel what?

00:04:11.520 Is it neglect or something?

00:04:12.740 I don't know

00:04:13.120 George is in a mood today, dude

00:04:15.600 When you came in earlier

00:04:16.860 You saw them getting into a little spazzle, dude

00:04:19.260 First of all, it was more like razzle-dazzle

00:04:21.380 It was like, we don't really get that mad

00:04:22.980 But we get a little out there

00:04:23.940 You ever clickbait your friends

00:04:25.460 What is it

00:04:26.720 You ever clickbait your friends

00:04:31.120 Like what is it

00:04:32.680 You say it

00:04:34.900 Clickbait

00:04:36.420 You ever post a YouTube video

00:04:38.540 With one of your friends

00:04:39.200 And put them in

00:04:39.700 Like a compromising title

00:04:41.560 Oh yeah

00:04:42.060 Here's my friend Andrew Schultz

00:04:43.940 Oh yeah 1.00

00:04:44.600 He fucked a cow 1.00

00:04:45.540 And he really didn't 1.00

00:04:46.420 This guy 0.54

00:04:46.940 Local aids or whatever

00:04:48.140 Yeah

00:04:48.440 Yeah

00:04:49.240 Yeah I've done it

00:04:50.660 Yeah we use it

00:04:51.880 Sometimes I get a little extra money

00:04:53.080 I feel bad about it

00:04:55.820 We usually keep it up for about 135,000 views

00:04:58.360 Then we'll pull it down

00:04:59.120 Or what I do is I make it really, really crazy

00:05:01.820 And then switch it 30 minutes in

00:05:03.040 Just so the algorithm can get a little nice push

00:05:04.740 I think we should say something

00:05:07.240 This is either

00:05:10.080 I think this is episode 299

00:05:12.360 I think this is 299

00:05:13.940 Which is we almost got you on 300

00:05:16.560 Which is crazy

00:05:18.180 Because I think you were here for episode

00:05:20.140 200

00:05:20.820 With MGK, yeah

00:05:22.880 That was 100

00:05:23.600 Oh, so he was here for 100

00:05:27.840 With that crazy episode

00:05:29.440 You came in for a few minutes

00:05:30.640 15 minutes 1.00

00:05:31.460 I made love to some chick that was there 1.00

00:05:35.240 Not at the domicile

00:05:37.600 Was it Kelly K against the Logan Paul G-Wagon?

00:05:40.200 Do you know that happened? 1.00

00:05:41.340 Are you fucking around? 1.00

00:05:42.880 I'm not joking with you at all 1.00

00:05:45.640 I don't know

00:05:48.340 Who the person was though

00:05:50.060 this story just came out wait i just saw this on a podcast four days ago oh what a weird callback

00:05:56.440 dude you whoa that was really weird and you didn't know they brought this up no i don't know if she

00:06:01.280 brought this up it wasn't i don't think that was me i this was i don't know who this was about four

00:06:06.960 days ago this story broke that this girl uh who was an audience member on that particular episode

00:06:13.320 of uh uh impulsive because we live streamed episode 100 um afterwards uh hooked up with

00:06:20.380 this is what she said hooked up with mgk um on the back of my g-wagon like like i would assume

00:06:29.820 you know i know the layout of that thing pretty well i'd assume she was hanging off the uh the

00:06:34.120 ladder on the back like almost almost like up and he was standing he's a pretty tall guy she's a

00:06:38.100 pretty short girl it's probably something like that but but that so that's not the girl you were

00:06:42.380 talking about i don't think so this girl was at a different this girl was diff a different day i

00:06:47.160 met this girl at the vicinity at the oh oh are you serious serious yeah 0.98

00:06:53.400 so all of our guests that they just fucked our audience 0.97

00:06:58.960 i didn't know this girl came on to me this girl started we showed you a picture would you be able 0.98

00:07:06.380 to remember what she looks like i don't know if i would be able to if you show me a drawing maybe 0.99

00:07:10.720 i think it was a blurry day like a police sketch you want to see a sketch of your fucking romantic 0.89

00:07:17.320 partner but yeah she seemed like a i mean i remember death she was a nice girl i remember 0.94

00:07:21.880 yeah it was just kind of one of those things where you know you talk to someone for a couple

00:07:25.400 weeks and hook up and then it kind of goes away you know just regular life it's sad man does that

00:07:29.540 does that depress you when that happens let me think for a second yeah sometimes sometimes it

00:07:37.220 does when you're like oh they're just because usually it's because i like nobody's ever ready

00:07:42.400 to like really settle down unless like they've been busted by the cops or something real heavy's

00:07:47.980 happened you know or if christ you know really got them by the net then nobody's ever ready to

00:07:53.660 like just stand in the mud everybody's like you know like kind of just just on all the terrain

00:08:01.260 at all the times you know i do i feel exactly what you're saying nobody's really ready for it

00:08:06.460 Especially in L.A.

00:08:07.440 Not in L.A.

00:08:08.540 Dude, too much good stuff.

00:08:10.080 Like, if you're getting carded off by the sheriff.

00:08:12.460 Yeah.

00:08:12.940 I love you.

00:08:14.020 I'm here.

00:08:14.820 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:15.540 That's when it's time to settle on down.

00:08:17.340 I hear you on that one.

00:08:18.800 Yeah.

00:08:19.560 So that episode fizzled out after 100, episode 100, huh?

00:08:22.500 Yeah.

00:08:22.840 I bet it fizzled out before 103. 1.00

00:08:25.300 Damn. 0.99

00:08:26.340 I bet it fizzled out pretty quick. 1.00

00:08:27.900 They were shooting two a week.

00:08:28.780 At that time, that was a week and a half, brother. 1.00

00:08:30.640 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:08:31.500 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:08:32.720 So, man, it was a pretty quick fizzle.

00:08:35.120 Theo, you inspire me.

00:08:36.460 It was a short wick, man.

00:08:37.500 I look at you, and I look at that beautiful mullet

00:08:40.000 flowing behind your head.

00:08:42.260 And I envy you.

00:08:43.680 Go deep, fam.

00:08:44.440 I'm jealous. 1.00

00:08:45.060 You really got that Louisiana blood 0.99

00:08:47.300 running through your veins.

00:08:51.220 Yeah.

00:08:52.940 Yeah.

00:08:55.280 Yeah, I do, man.

00:08:56.480 You always been from there?

00:08:58.440 Yeah.

00:08:59.280 Yeah.

00:09:00.160 Yeah.

00:09:00.700 I mean, I'm sure my blood originally is from somewhere else.

00:09:03.720 Nicaragua, I've heard.

00:09:04.860 My father's Nicaragua.

00:09:06.040 I can't believe it

00:09:06.980 Wait, actually?

00:09:08.980 Yeah

00:09:09.180 Wow

00:09:09.720 Are you 50-50? 1.00

00:09:12.500 Fuck yeah, my dog right here 1.00

00:09:13.740 This little sand animal over here 1.00

00:09:16.140 Let's get it up, man 1.00

00:09:19.620 No, but for real

00:09:21.900 You're 50-50

00:09:22.660 No, I'm 24, 25%

00:09:25.900 One quarter

00:09:26.500 You got some native in you, too

00:09:28.660 My grandmother's Nicaraguan, yeah

00:09:30.320 But it's some Native American, I heard

00:09:31.980 I got a little bit of

00:09:32.840 Uh, yeah, I want to say, uh, maybe not pigeon.

00:09:38.420 I don't know what it was or whatever it is.

00:09:40.440 Pigeon Indian or something.

00:09:41.520 Is that a real pigeon?

00:09:42.480 Somebody's pigeon toed.

00:09:43.420 I think I don't know.

00:09:44.720 We're Native American, dude.

00:09:46.240 You know, who isn't Native American?

00:09:49.200 Me, I tried.

00:09:50.200 I tried to get all the benefits and it doesn't work out.

00:09:52.360 I'm in Arizona. 1.00

00:09:53.220 Everybody was Indian.

00:09:54.080 They got the coolest benefits and I was like left out.

00:09:56.780 Like a 401k or something?

00:09:58.060 No, they get like, you get, you don't have to pay for colleges.

00:10:00.060 You don't have to pay for like hospital bills.

00:10:01.560 Oh, that's just being a Democrat, I think

00:10:03.660 Is that what it's called?

00:10:06.820 I don't know what it is

00:10:07.640 I haven't seen it

00:10:09.640 Yeah, I don't know where you're from

00:10:10.480 But it's like

00:10:11.120 Yeah, that's just

00:10:12.280 That's something different

00:10:13.160 That they're doing now, I think

00:10:14.380 But listen, I bring up the Louisiana thing

00:10:16.120 Because I'm really fascinated by your come up

00:10:18.260 I think we mentioned this a little bit

00:10:20.140 But a lot of stuff you talk about

00:10:21.820 Is just anecdotes from your childhood

00:10:23.860 Yeah 1.00

00:10:24.640 Did you have a fucked up childhood? 0.99

00:10:27.780 i think we just grew up in an area where it was like a lot of um 0.99

00:10:35.040 you know a lot of rules that you know a lot of rules get bent when you get when things get a

00:10:41.060 little more poor you know we weren't like a redneck we didn't live in a redneck area

00:10:44.620 so i've never related really with like redneck culture anything like that but

00:10:48.440 we just grew up in like kind of like a rural white area kind of so you get a lot of like

00:10:53.440 you know people just bend in the rule like uh like y'all hunting y'all y'all y'all get in the

00:10:59.060 back of each other's pickup trucks and quads at 3 a.m you know beer shooting guns down the not

00:11:04.260 oh no oh you're not we had like a lady down the street that was um we had a lady down the street 1.00

00:11:10.240 that uh would do um substitute teaching she was substitute teacher and she was like banging like 1.00

00:11:18.960 a couple of the kids and they were like also like mechanics and then one of them would like get

00:11:25.140 drunk and chase us around the church like field in his car like in a sedan yeah so like

00:11:30.820 yeah i mean not exactly like not i guess like different than what you're saying exactly

00:11:36.980 okay but that's a little different from the quad yeah but also like but it's a lot of

00:11:40.680 it's kind of it's almost like hunting really somebody's getting molested somebody's hunting

00:11:43.960 yeah all right there's a lot of like there's some discrepancy but you know a lot of was that the

00:11:48.960 same guy that made you that made you look at his ball from episode we had this one guy he used to 0.92

00:11:54.360 give us maybe four dollars or something and he made it to look in his ass right and he'd walk 0.98

00:12:00.760 about like 20 feet off and hold his ass open as long as we looked we got the money so just 0.99

00:12:07.740 like that just bored people who made sure you look how could how could he who made sure you 0.97

00:12:13.080 got paid that's what i want to know he gave the money first okay gotcha gotcha because that'll

00:12:17.180 be a shitty deal at a certain point you were you were kind of grandfathered in if he knew you were

00:12:21.180 gonna look you kind of got the money up your grandfather did well we live by a rest area 0.96

00:12:26.840 dude a lot of like gay men would meet up back there and make out you know and so you see a lot 0.58

00:12:32.300 of drug you know a lot of men on drugs back there so all see this is what i was talking about all 0.96

00:12:36.960 this is really interesting to me i didn't have i didn't have four dollar ass show guy i didn't

00:12:42.800 have the the the drug addicts but you just not remember it though that that's sometimes something

00:12:47.720 that i wonder if you look at is do people remember it that's a weird thing is i think

00:12:51.340 because even some of my best friends i'm like dude do you remember this and they'll be like

00:12:54.520 i don't remember that i'm like what bro how do you not remember it's like that's the only thing

00:12:59.260 that happened to us you know that's it how do you not remember it you bought a drug because

00:13:04.520 you work at the holiday and express like down the street is one of the only things that happened

00:13:09.300 You've got to remember that

00:13:12.760 So I think

00:13:14.580 Some of it is just about remembering stuff

00:13:16.780 You're actually right

00:13:18.180 I feel like I kind of would remember if somebody handed me 1.00

00:13:20.420 $4 bills to look at their asshole 1.00

00:13:21.820 I think that would be something 1.00

00:13:24.380 I'd never forget about

00:13:25.140 I hear what he's saying

00:13:27.840 I don't remember maybe people on drugs

00:13:30.180 Maybe I didn't know they were on drugs at the time

00:13:32.320 Because they didn't know what drugs were

00:13:33.300 Maybe I'm just like

00:13:35.840 Dad, that guy's weird

00:13:37.280 And he's on cocaine son

00:13:40.240 But I didn't know that

00:13:41.100 I didn't have any parents keeping tabs

00:13:43.940 As to who was weird or whatever 0.99

00:13:45.420 So it was just like if shit was weird 0.98

00:13:46.860 You were still there being weird with it 0.98

00:13:48.800 You got brothers?

00:13:50.380 People were doing a lot of pills

00:13:51.460 I got a brother and he's good

00:13:53.860 What else?

00:13:56.320 I got two sisters

00:13:57.340 What was it like?

00:14:01.500 I'm just trying to understand you

00:14:03.620 How'd you get to be you?

00:14:05.960 yeah you're you're very unique you know your your your comedic timing is unique your unique

00:14:11.200 personality yeah you got a mullet and you're smart too yeah i know how smart i remembered it

00:14:17.320 from the last episode i was like this guy's tuned in he just you knew facts from some of the most

00:14:20.580 random things ever oh wow yeah i don't know man i mean i definitely i feel good about being alive

00:14:29.900 most of the time and yeah i don't know i don't know what was going on in the area you know we

00:14:36.480 had a lot of stray animals by us really you know rabies was big so you had like a lot of fear in

00:14:41.660 the air um i'm trying to think of what else was really popping off you know the bus this dude uh

00:14:49.520 used to do slipping falls at pizza that's how we make money insurance scams yeah yeah we grew up

00:14:55.440 and like the height of that like everybody was doing you know this is before you know

00:14:59.980 yeah this is like prank videos but it was real you know they were doing insurance money for it

00:15:05.100 you know a lot of people falling down in pizza hut we had a guy boss and he was working the

00:15:10.160 circuit one year doing the slipping falls and he died he broke his head open on a salad bar

00:15:15.020 in sarasota florida business cost of doing business you want to play that game yeah 0.99

00:15:19.780 and it was like and we all had to be at the funeral and shit dude and 0.76

00:15:23.440 you know we're standing there we don't you know i remember when i would miss the bus he would take 0.98

00:15:29.080 me to school and curse about his son he would blow cigarette smoke at me and make me do my

00:15:33.240 spelling words real hard how much i gotta ask about vietnam how much of this stuff okay so 0.99

00:15:39.720 you're spelling convenience and you just be blowing fucking marlboro red smoke right in 0.98

00:15:44.160 about fucking vision dude it's hard it's hard man when you're in a passenger seat 0.99

00:15:49.180 With no seatbelt 0.99

00:15:50.800 I do remember that

00:15:51.700 And just trying to get the words out

00:15:54.040 And there's all the smoke

00:15:54.900 Are you dyslexic or anything like that?

00:15:58.660 Nope 1.00

00:15:59.100 It would be a fucking nightmare for me 0.99

00:16:02.200 It was hard work 0.99

00:16:03.220 It was just inconvenience

00:16:04.660 I mean, you know, these are

00:16:05.700 At that, yeah

00:16:07.860 You missed the bus

00:16:10.780 You don't know this guy that well

00:16:12.220 Oh my god, was he making you spell inconvenience

00:16:14.240 Because he had to take you to school?

00:16:16.980 That'd be interesting

00:16:18.000 I don't know

00:16:19.240 His relationship with his son wasn't that great

00:16:21.740 I remember

00:16:22.300 Maybe he was inconvenienced

00:16:23.400 It's so crazy how we're fully diving into

00:16:27.120 This random guy's backstory

00:16:28.780 Like we're trying to understand him now

00:16:30.780 Decades later

00:16:31.700 What were you saying Mike?

00:16:33.680 I was just gonna ask him

00:16:34.520 Is all this stuff real?

00:16:36.300 Because I'm a huge fan of your comedy

00:16:38.800 And I'm a huge fan of all your podcasts 0.99

00:16:40.440 I watch a lot of your shit 0.99

00:16:41.420 I saw your episode with Jeff Wittick 1.00

00:16:42.780 That came out

00:16:43.300 He's a friend of mine

00:16:43.920 Oh yeah he's a neat guy

00:16:44.800 He's fighting someone 1.00

00:16:46.500 Mafioso from the East Coast 1.00

00:16:48.260 He bites with the guy Liam

00:16:49.300 Do you know Liam?

00:16:49.740 Yeah I do

00:16:50.180 He came in my house

00:16:51.760 And ate the chicken

00:16:52.420 From the chef

00:16:53.060 And he didn't ask her 0.99

00:16:53.920 He just took it off the fucking 0.99

00:16:55.000 Right off the 1.00

00:16:55.480 Out of the fucking pan 1.00

00:16:56.960 Who did? 1.00

00:16:57.380 He got the heavy handshake

00:16:58.280 Liam 0.98

00:16:58.380 He's Irish 1.00

00:16:59.580 And he's mobbed up bro

00:17:01.040 He told the chef

00:17:01.880 He said I'm eating the chicken

00:17:02.820 I'm not gonna wait for you to plate it

00:17:04.060 And everybody got mad

00:17:04.800 Because there wasn't enough

00:17:05.500 For little Jay the editor

00:17:06.840 He didn't get to have chicken that night

00:17:08.540 Because Liam took it

00:17:09.340 Right out of his

00:17:09.820 Right out of the kettle

00:17:11.280 Yeah this dude

00:17:11.840 Will do raw poultry for nothing

00:17:13.360 No honey

00:17:14.020 You don't even have to pay him 0.98

00:17:15.320 It's not like the butthole guy 0.90

00:17:16.320 He'll just do it for free, dude 0.96

00:17:17.520 He's just eating raw meat

00:17:18.780 Oh, he's tough, too

00:17:20.260 And you shake his hand

00:17:21.420 And you feel like you can't even

00:17:22.460 Couldn't even beat that

00:17:24.520 He sucks the air right out 0.94

00:17:25.540 He gets right in your face, right? 0.97

00:17:26.720 Like, right in your face

00:17:27.460 Real up close

00:17:28.100 Like he's gonna kiss you

00:17:28.860 Oh, you shook two handshakes

00:17:30.840 Yeah, I wouldn't shake his hand again

00:17:32.760 Break it in two seconds

00:17:34.880 And he's scary

00:17:35.620 It's just a lot of pressure

00:17:36.560 Him and Jeff together

00:17:37.520 It's like

00:17:37.820 Yeah, he shakes your hand

00:17:38.500 There's a diamond in your hand

00:17:39.540 After you 1.00

00:17:40.020 Fucking that dude is 1.00

00:17:41.080 He got some grip on him 1.00

00:17:42.940 So back to my question

00:17:44.260 You couldn't handle it, bro

00:17:44.780 First of all

00:17:46.180 But you know you couldn't 1.00

00:17:48.420 How much of this shit is real 0.99

00:17:50.640 Because you're the king of observational humor 1.00

00:17:53.720 Am I really?

00:17:54.340 I would say

00:17:54.820 I'm saying

00:17:56.860 I know you might not say

00:17:57.860 Because you would probably observe something

00:17:59.320 And say that instead

00:18:00.320 But I'm saying

00:18:01.520 You pull these details

00:18:04.320 That drive the story

00:18:05.380 Into this beautiful woven

00:18:08.060 Knitwork blanket

00:18:10.200 Of just times past

00:18:11.640 That everybody just laughs at

00:18:13.560 you know but is it does some of does the real inspire where it goes or is it all actually real

00:18:18.860 well you know i think some of my dad was so old when my dad was in his 70s when i was a kid you

00:18:23.500 know so i think a lot of it was like i would find ways to make whatever was going on seem different

00:18:30.620 than it was but but still share what was going on you know like i would be so ashamed to tell

00:18:37.880 people this is my dad you know because he was so old it was like dude he would uh who was i telling

00:18:43.380 about this the other day my dad bought this car off some brothers right we live around a lot of

00:18:47.220 brothers growing up you know and uh and they sold him this car and it had 22s or 28s in the trunk

00:18:54.800 right and he's 70 at night he's 81 or something at this point and he's driving this car that he 0.90

00:19:00.740 got for like 400 dollars right yeah and fucking just all the stuff he plays on there it's all 0.98

00:19:07.020 talk radio like rush limbaugh and it's just it's just the weather like cloudy just fucking it was 0.98

00:19:16.280 all just in because he couldn't hear it so it didn't make any so nothing it was just like and 0.92

00:19:21.100 when he would come around it would just i was so embarrassed you know but at the same time i needed

00:19:25.740 him to love me so i think like this weird space of like whenever that kind of stuff is going on

00:19:31.060 for a kid then you i don't know you just i don't know you just maybe create different ways sometimes

00:19:39.940 to communicate i don't know i don't want to talk about me too much man what are you guys

00:19:43.280 so it's like an escape an escape mechanism you created your own reality yeah but it's still the

00:19:51.440 same reality i think you just like to really i don't know i don't know you you're more likely

00:19:56.660 to maybe find a way to share a moment

00:19:58.720 or you remember a moment differently

00:20:00.880 because you don't like the way

00:20:01.920 that the moment actually was maybe.

00:20:03.920 And so you might keep the moment

00:20:05.940 in a different way inside of yourself

00:20:08.340 because that way at least

00:20:11.700 it feels like something

00:20:12.860 that has value to it, maybe.

00:20:16.860 I don't know.

00:20:17.420 That's deep.

00:20:18.100 I can see it.

00:20:18.800 I've done that a few times.

00:20:20.420 Yeah, and I don't know, man.

00:20:22.160 I feel really blessed.

00:20:23.560 You know, it's funny

00:20:23.940 because if my dad hadn't been so old

00:20:25.340 stuff then i wouldn't have been a you know been around stories if we didn't have a lot of dogs 0.83

00:20:30.600 in our neighborhood if we didn't have they just busted a gay dude in the woods by my house the 0.98

00:20:34.820 other day peeping time right the cops bring him into the fucking half on the porch so now he sees 0.99

00:20:41.680 in the whole like unbelievable this is this is a fast this is a fascinating neighborhood 0.94

00:20:49.380 Do you still live there?

00:20:50.960 No, this is my new name

00:20:52.040 No, this is like

00:20:53.080 My house in Nashville now

00:20:55.260 Is that where you live now?

00:20:57.640 Yeah, I still got my place here

00:20:58.640 So I'm back like maybe

00:20:59.780 I'm about two and a half weeks there

00:21:01.780 Every month

00:21:02.420 How is Nashville?

00:21:03.540 I've heard great things about Nashville

00:21:05.440 It's good, man

00:21:06.760 It's pretty cool

00:21:07.280 Last winter it snowed

00:21:09.120 And so everybody went out

00:21:10.340 To like the capital

00:21:11.120 And was like

00:21:11.580 Just like smiling down this hill

00:21:13.560 Just sending it, dude

00:21:14.500 It was pretty sick

00:21:15.120 Because it probably doesn't snow off

00:21:16.540 No, it snows about every seven years

00:21:18.100 so like people are out there

00:21:19.360 people are fired up

00:21:20.620 people are out there

00:21:21.620 yelling Jesus Christ

00:21:23.060 and stuff

00:21:23.600 and just fired up

00:21:24.680 oh yeah

00:21:25.200 Jesus Christ

00:21:26.080 we love you God

00:21:27.680 that guy's funny

00:21:29.300 I can see you

00:21:30.040 in the Bible bro

00:21:31.540 you know

00:21:33.420 some people might say

00:21:34.460 I'm like Peter

00:21:35.280 I could see you in there 1.00

00:21:37.220 coming in on a fucking 1.00

00:21:38.040 little boat 1.00

00:21:38.660 yeah

00:21:39.440 that's awesome

00:21:40.140 it's so funny

00:21:40.620 because that's how

00:21:40.940 my parents got here

00:21:41.740 is it really

00:21:42.120 yeah

00:21:42.520 cool man

00:21:43.480 hell yeah boy

00:21:45.040 he's the

00:21:45.960 he's the religious 0.95

00:21:46.920 one on the pod 1.00

00:21:47.620 You're talking to the right guy

00:21:49.840 When they scream at him

00:21:52.040 We love Jesus

00:21:53.820 He screams back

00:21:55.300 Jesus loves you

00:21:56.460 That's good

00:21:59.460 I need to know more about you

00:22:01.180 How did you figure out

00:22:02.560 This entertainment world was your calling

00:22:04.540 Well I said it

00:22:06.780 It's good

00:22:09.520 I'm trying to understand

00:22:12.560 The timeline of Theo Vaughn

00:22:13.820 MTV

00:22:14.640 Yeah, so there's that middle part

00:22:18.140 When you first started to come up

00:22:20.500 Like my friend just said

00:22:22.080 I'm gonna shut up

00:22:23.540 Yeah, no, I don't know what it is

00:22:25.520 I mean, so like

00:22:27.180 Yeah, I don't know

00:22:28.500 I mean, I just got out of Louisiana

00:22:30.960 Well, I wasn't going to school in Louisiana

00:22:32.740 For what?

00:22:34.080 For

00:22:34.520 Urban planning, I'm urban planning

00:22:37.260 You're trying to like grow weed or something?

00:22:40.340 What are you planting?

00:22:40.840 No, we design neighborhoods, dude

00:22:44.080 Are you being serious

00:22:46.160 Yeah I'm urban planner man

00:22:47.160 Like if there was a sewer system that needed to be put in a place

00:22:50.040 Under a playground you'd be the guy

00:22:51.540 Guy for the job or

00:22:52.940 I wouldn't do that I could handle like where the

00:22:54.900 Route the mailman should take

00:22:56.580 And like all kind of zone

00:22:59.200 Like basic zoning 1.00

00:22:59.900 But you never think about that shit 1.00

00:23:01.200 No I know 1.00

00:23:02.160 And please can you fucking time stamp that high five 0.99

00:23:07.080 And take it out 0.99

00:23:07.700 People will repent if they

00:23:11.020 Like 0.99

00:23:11.440 Children will repent to Satan

00:23:14.260 All the sledding in Nashville will stop 1.00

00:23:16.440 He'll come to a fucking 1.00

00:23:17.760 The snow will melt the plants 1.00

00:23:20.180 Of male seed

00:23:22.120 If people see that high five

00:23:24.400 So the timeline that I have

00:23:26.420 For you right now is

00:23:27.320 A child that was growing up, rabies was a thing 0.79

00:23:29.500 $4 for a butthole look

00:23:31.600 You and your father had different views 0.90

00:23:34.120 But you made it work

00:23:34.900 You started designing ways for mailmans

00:23:38.240 To get to the neighbor's house

00:23:39.400 I could do it

00:23:40.260 you could do it and then what was that moment where you're like yo i could do this i'm an

00:23:44.500 entertainer where was this at man i don't know when you decide you become a stand-up comedian

00:23:49.540 i mean i don't know that so i think it's when you're a kid when you're like with the kids at

00:23:54.980 lunch and you just well the only thing that made me feel good i know um i didn't i just didn't trust

00:24:03.620 a lot of people when i was young you know so if people would laugh then i knew when they were

00:24:08.420 laughing that they had to like me it was like that one moment where it was like if they're

00:24:12.880 like there's no way they could be laughing and shaking and making this like joyous sound

00:24:17.380 and not and and and not like me at the same time so that's why i needed it i just needed to feel

00:24:25.980 safe so the only time i did i think was when people laughed not to make it kind of deep but

00:24:29.500 i think that's really what i what i you're very deep you throw on some subtle deep thoughts man

00:24:33.840 I don't think it's subtle

00:24:34.740 Yeah they're hidden

00:24:35.640 What if I told you today 0.99

00:24:37.160 Fucked you up bad 0.99

00:24:38.820 And told you that 1.00

00:24:39.420 They were all laughing

00:24:40.380 Because they were out of fear

00:24:41.480 They were scared shitless of you man

00:24:44.280 Like they didn't want any trouble

00:24:45.380 Oh really?

00:24:46.080 So they were just

00:24:46.600 They were like

00:24:47.080 He's really not that fun 0.99

00:24:48.120 I don't want any shit 0.99

00:24:49.640 With that guy dude 0.99

00:24:50.640 I like that

00:24:51.480 I feel what you're saying

00:24:53.340 Laughter is so

00:24:54.080 Like indicative of

00:24:55.160 Like the true nature

00:24:56.200 Of how someone feels about you

00:24:57.520 You know

00:24:57.900 Right

00:24:58.900 If you get them to laugh

00:24:59.940 Then you have them

00:25:00.740 Then you're with them

00:25:01.620 On a certain little space

00:25:02.700 Yeah for sure

00:25:03.160 That's why I started making people laugh when I was a kid.

00:25:05.160 Really?

00:25:05.740 It's because there was, you know, it's so funny.

00:25:07.460 My teachers actually had to sit my mom down and tell her to tell me to stop making fun

00:25:11.680 of myself. 0.89

00:25:12.360 I would beat people to the punch.

00:25:14.440 I was already funnier than the kids around me.

00:25:15.900 So I was like, I could tell the joke that they're going to make fun of me, but even

00:25:18.180 better.

00:25:18.640 And I made it about myself.

00:25:20.260 So I was like making fun of myself, like really, really self-deprecated myself.

00:25:23.780 Yeah, you took the wind out of their sails. 0.99

00:25:25.900 Yeah, but they enjoyed it because they were like, fuck, it's better than how I would have 0.99

00:25:29.000 delivered it. 0.99

00:25:29.480 It's all about timing.

00:25:31.000 And sometimes I'd hurt myself.

00:25:32.840 I never did any physical humor

00:25:38.060 Tell us more about comedy

00:25:39.840 And how to do it

00:25:41.020 So what you want to do right

00:25:42.060 You might not know anything about us

00:25:43.960 No

00:25:46.220 You seem like a charming guy man

00:25:49.100 You seem like people would like you no matter what

00:25:51.040 I appreciate that

00:25:52.740 Yeah that's true

00:25:54.720 Very likable

00:25:56.180 You were like a hitchhiker dude

00:25:58.640 You would travel everywhere

00:26:01.500 You know what's so funny

00:26:02.640 i cringe every time i hear the word uh hitchhiking because i watched him i i grew up in my dad's

00:26:07.740 liquor store shocking middle eastern man liquor store okay but i'm in this liquor store and my

00:26:11.960 dad's in the cooler and i'm watching a movie and i saw this girl go like this and she got a ride 0.89

00:26:16.660 and then you know like in the movies they flash and she's like in the next fucking city and i'm 0.97

00:26:21.240 like dude this is fucking sick all i have to do is this so i go outside mind you my dad's 0.96

00:26:25.760 liquor store is in the hood yeah and i go like this and some dude pulled over to like pick me up 0.99

00:26:30.780 And my dad beat the fuck out of me 0.97

00:26:33.260 What I mean beat the fuck out of me 0.99

00:26:34.480 If anybody saw the way he beat the fuck out of me 0.99

00:26:36.860 He'd be in prison 0.97

00:26:37.360 Oh dude I'll tell you this

00:26:38.820 Somebody got a CB radio bus 1.00

00:26:42.360 So this one lady 1.00

00:26:44.520 That used to do substitute teaching 1.00

00:26:45.820 Her son had like a

00:26:47.480 His mouth was always real slippery

00:26:49.780 He had like a

00:26:50.680 Kind of a salivary deal

00:26:53.100 Disorder

00:26:53.700 I wouldn't say disorder

00:26:55.320 But he had like a

00:26:57.720 He was missing a gasket on one of the edges

00:27:00.680 I would say that

00:27:02.220 yeah definitely yeah 0.98

00:27:05.160 like you wouldn't fucking if he leaned his head to one side 0.97

00:27:07.540 dude you're gonna have to dry him up you know 0.98

00:27:09.220 so this fella one time named Michael

00:27:11.560 was his name

00:27:12.260 and he uh so anyway his mom

00:27:15.720 would hook up with his boy Clint 1.00

00:27:17.760 like 1.00

00:27:19.480 clit but with an N in it 0.98

00:27:21.060 was how he said his name when people would be like 0.99

00:27:23.520 Clint like clit but with an N in it 0.93

00:27:25.220 like that's a way to do it 1.00

00:27:27.760 anyway so his mom would

00:27:29.400 make us stay out in his car when she would come over and they would hook up in the in the house

00:27:34.240 so he had a cb radio right so he was 16 he's in there hooking up with the with the teacher uh 0.97

00:27:41.440 we'd be on the cb on the ham radio just you know you know pigeon the fucking you know hospital or 0.74

00:27:47.800 whatever you know and uh and so some dude comes off the interstate right one day in a semi truck 0.99

00:27:55.480 into our neighborhood this guy ended up being a pedophile we didn't know me and fucking slip 0.99

00:28:00.440 fucking lip michael were in his truck he's fucking making us eat tootsie rolls inside of his truck 0.99

00:28:05.860 right the guy who is getting who's inside with michael's mom comes out sees what's going on 1.00

00:28:11.480 and beats the shit out of the dude man oh my god wait the dude was feeding you candy tootsie rolls 0.96

00:28:17.140 doing how much tootsie rolls we could fit in our mouths and we didn't know was it like a test you 0.99

00:28:21.860 ate the candy i didn't i mean i had probably four in my mouth out of small mouth how many was in

00:28:27.020 his mouth i have always had a small throat so i'm afraid to have a lot in my mouth at once

00:28:31.920 you ever choked oh yeah man i choked in a hallway yeah bok choy was it bok choy oh my god the one

00:28:39.720 of the most chocable foods on the planet how many deaths is bok choy how many videos it's a root 0.76

00:28:45.700 like a long like rooty vegetable they put squid like tentacles in soups my sister she was once

00:28:50.820 we were at a family dinner and she started choking on some bok choy and i had in front of everyone at 0.99

00:28:55.340 the restaurant i had to reach into her in her in her throat and pull it out and it slimed out dude 0.99

00:29:00.700 it was this long you were there no i told him about it i told him it was disgusting and i saved

00:29:06.120 my sister's life and that's when she forgave me for all the times i cut her hair as a kid

00:29:10.340 oh that's beautiful that's better than some movies i've seen recently you ever save a life

00:29:15.220 um yeah i think so man some guy uh wait or did i almost i mean i think i almost drowned

00:29:24.520 that's what happened other so yeah i was almost a victim almost drowned well did you save your

00:29:28.620 own life no i didn't a man saved a dude bro this topless guy jumps in right i did not even want 0.90

00:29:35.160 him to save me the second i saw the dude who saved me i was fucking so embarrassed what do you mean 0.88

00:29:38.740 topless guy was it a lifeguard like most guys he was a guy at a beach he was at the beach but 0.80

00:29:44.320 But the way he was built, he just looked top.

00:29:46.840 He had no top.

00:29:47.840 It was a lot.

00:29:49.340 It was just legs.

00:29:51.180 For you to confuse the fact that you saved somebody's life?

00:29:54.200 Like 40 seconds, man.

00:29:56.520 Me and my sister were under there.

00:29:58.820 And then years later, I remember him coming back to our house all drunk one night and saying,

00:30:03.620 I saved y'all. 0.98

00:30:04.840 I fucking saved y'all. 0.97

00:30:06.900 We're like, what? 0.98

00:30:07.760 I can't remember who he was, dude.

00:30:09.880 we're like bro we have we're trying to get molested by this trucker over here okay

00:30:15.180 but the crazy part of that story was the kid the guy clint he was getting molested by the lady

00:30:23.040 then he comes out and saves us from him so it's just it was always this weird circle of life

00:30:27.540 going on in this area you know just growing up in that environment did you want to get out did

00:30:32.700 you have a dream of yeah because i was just scared there all the time i didn't have like a role model

00:30:38.220 like a male role model or you know that kind of thing so i think i was in fear a lot that's why i

00:30:43.880 think i look up to a lot of guys that are like ufc guys boxing um oh yeah oh yeah you're a big fan

00:30:49.580 you're friends with a lot of the guys i'm a big fan yeah a couple of guys i'm pretty close with

00:30:53.980 or i feel lucky to at least get to know you know about like how their mentality you know enough to

00:30:58.240 kind of get a little peek inside of some of their mentality not as much as andrew schultz he's got

00:31:02.580 it figured out oh he's got the head of the combat sports commentary nobody knows more about combat

00:31:07.320 sports and Andrew Schultz. I would not be surprised

00:31:09.380 if he fucking sends a video from his face one 1.00

00:31:11.360 day, man. He just happens to be there. 1.00

00:31:13.820 You know? He's one of a

00:31:15.420 kind, man. He's a

00:31:17.340 real, yeah, he's so confident.

00:31:19.440 I really admire that about him.

00:31:21.180 He's positive about that position, too.

00:31:23.120 He knows more than any trainer, any

00:31:25.300 coach, ever.

00:31:27.200 He's undefeated.

00:31:29.220 Isn't his tour undefeated? Yeah, yeah.

00:31:31.600 He's crushing. Yeah.

00:31:33.120 A lot of your friends are, bro. Y'all all are.

00:31:35.460 Even you, bro. We're all doing good.

00:31:37.320 man yeah we're selling good tickets yeah just came out it's amazing yeah it's doing regular 0.79

00:31:44.380 people it's doing well it's netflix yeah that's huge congrats thanks damn thanks man yeah it

00:31:51.100 feels exciting so how does that hey how does that work like uh producing a netflix special i've

00:31:56.640 always been curious about this because whenever you see you know the comedians netflix special

00:32:01.320 So it's perfect.

00:32:03.800 You know, it's a really beautiful piece of art.

00:32:07.860 So how long does it go into perfecting that 60-minute set?

00:32:11.680 And then how many times do you shoot it?

00:32:13.580 And then do they choose one or do they intercut?

00:32:15.500 Do they cut jokes?

00:32:16.520 And I'm curious about all of it.

00:32:18.860 Sorry, I know it's a lot.

00:32:20.100 It looks like it's on action.

00:32:21.080 I know.

00:32:21.540 I believe you.

00:32:22.200 Okay.

00:32:23.140 The look you just...

00:32:24.780 That one.

00:32:25.500 Oh, really?

00:32:26.060 Okay, sorry.

00:32:26.560 Can you show them what you put the look on?

00:32:29.160 Let me see if I can.

00:32:31.320 It's just when he looks at you mainly

00:32:34.060 Because you were just hitting him with so many words

00:32:36.480 He was against the ropes 1.00

00:32:37.960 Fucking Andrew Scholes 0.99

00:32:40.480 Was in the background about to call the fight 0.99

00:32:42.720 I was like Woodley out there

00:32:44.660 Man

00:32:45.020 Jesus

00:32:46.200 Why'd they dress him up like that

00:32:49.240 I shouldn't talk

00:32:51.300 That's wrong of me to say

00:32:52.540 The guy's tougher man than I am

00:32:55.300 Both those guys

00:32:56.260 But yeah what about it

00:32:59.160 They give you a certain amount

00:33:00.500 your agent makes a deal

00:33:01.680 they give you a certain amount

00:33:02.540 you know

00:33:03.220 so then they give you

00:33:04.460 a certain amount

00:33:04.800 you have to use

00:33:05.240 a certain amount

00:33:05.820 on the special

00:33:06.540 in which you don't use

00:33:07.340 you keep

00:33:07.740 what's used

00:33:12.080 like where's that money spent

00:33:13.640 like you know

00:33:14.380 you get a producers

00:33:15.340 and then they get

00:33:17.000 the directors

00:33:17.880 and everything

00:33:18.180 they use all of them

00:33:19.320 they use the money

00:33:20.080 they don't use all of it

00:33:21.140 but they use like

00:33:21.820 in advance you say

00:33:23.260 look let's try

00:33:23.760 and use this much

00:33:24.520 and then you go on tour

00:33:26.300 yeah then you go on tour

00:33:27.800 with it so

00:33:28.520 okay

00:33:29.000 yeah like I got rich

00:33:30.280 man we got a bunch of cities we've been on tour most of this fall okay so most of the weekend you

00:33:34.120 shoot all of them and then no no you just shoot a couple nights in one place for the special and

00:33:39.660 you wear the same out do you wear the same outfit yeah you get different same outfit but different

00:33:44.020 um items like so different props no one shirt same shirt

00:33:49.480 you know i'm saying so like two of the same yeah two of the same you're not because you're not

00:33:54.940 all sweaty from the night before yeah dude i mean does one of us have autism this isn't most insane

00:33:59.960 Two of the same shirts

00:34:03.260 I mean you gotta give it to him like a riddle

00:34:04.980 He was like sitting there like

00:34:06.160 Alright I have one shirt but it's the same

00:34:08.440 But it's two

00:34:08.960 I have two shirts the same that are one

00:34:11.980 It's like 1.00

00:34:13.880 Answer now you fucking die 1.00

00:34:15.880 Oh wow 1.00

00:34:18.180 You're not doing well

00:34:20.000 But it parlays into a question

00:34:22.800 That I've had tucked in the back of my cranium

00:34:24.780 He loves saying parlay

00:34:26.000 Just as much as I like to preference things

00:34:29.720 It's called preface

00:34:32.480 That's cool you guys are such good friends

00:34:34.160 Are you guys always pretty good friends

00:34:35.640 I know you guys have been friends for a long time

00:34:38.020 Yeah we're friends for a while

00:34:39.200 Then we get in like fights

00:34:40.200 We get in a lot of fights

00:34:41.700 That's most friends isn't it

00:34:44.140 I think when you get to

00:34:45.820 I mean bro we've been friends for like six years 1.00

00:34:48.600 Like fuck this guy 1.00

00:34:50.700 Half the time 1.00

00:34:51.780 No not half

00:34:52.940 I was going to say 49%

00:34:55.920 Do you think

00:34:57.840 Is one of you guys harder to be friends with than the other guy

00:35:00.380 Do you think is it Logan is it you

00:35:02.180 And you might you might know it's you

00:35:03.700 I know sometimes I'm the tougher guy to be friends with

00:35:06.480 Yeah it's awareness

00:35:07.940 I've been called a selfish friend before

00:35:09.780 By a good friend not in a bad way

00:35:12.260 Just like he's like hey I just want like you know

00:35:14.060 Your friends give more to you

00:35:16.340 Than you give back well in certain ways

00:35:18.380 I mean I think everybody has positives

00:35:19.900 Everybody has strengths and weaknesses you know what I'm saying

00:35:21.960 He's given me 1.00

00:35:22.920 Every a ton of shit you know what I'm saying 0.99

00:35:25.820 But in a different in a different way like 1.00

00:35:27.660 sometimes you just want a friend to say

00:35:29.660 yo I'd really love to talk to you right now

00:35:31.560 that's not necessarily him but he also 0.99

00:35:33.780 he's a fucking kingpin of a 1.00

00:35:35.720 fucking life changing 1.00

00:35:37.640 organization so like 0.99

00:35:38.980 everybody gives a little something different and the value

00:35:41.980 you know goes in different

00:35:43.760 directions you know but he obviously

00:35:45.660 supplies more than most

00:35:47.300 yeah you can't go to freaking you know 0.82

00:35:49.280 Donnie Cadbury or whatever and freaking

00:35:51.680 want to talk about you know

00:35:53.720 recipes you know what I'm saying

00:35:55.600 He's doing big business

00:35:56.940 Like Tony Soprano

00:35:58.080 You ain't gonna go to Tony Soprano and say my cat died

00:36:01.060 Please I need someone

00:36:02.800 A shoulder to cry

00:36:03.800 You go to Christopher Maltesanti for that instead

00:36:06.480 He's Tony Soprano

00:36:08.340 You know what I'm saying

00:36:09.000 Yeah but if you're good friends

00:36:11.240 You talk to him about anything

00:36:12.560 It's tough though when your life is very busy

00:36:15.000 It is tough to find moments of peace

00:36:17.120 Where you're even in a settled enough state

00:36:19.600 To I think absorb

00:36:20.980 Sometimes the reality

00:36:23.340 of like uh of a lot of things i think you know what you did to me back there with the different

00:36:28.880 shirts you do it a lot do you find yourself running circles circles around people because

00:36:34.460 even even sitting with you for a few minutes i i'm exhausted i think we're all tired when we

00:36:39.540 got here i felt like you seem like pretty you're doing good i drink your blood dog honestly look

00:36:44.280 at the light please don't wouldn't you the light in his eyes bro this little sand christian bro 1.00

00:36:49.080 Let's sip right out of this fucking bastard. 1.00

00:36:51.260 You know why? 1.00

00:36:52.200 Because Jesus loves me.

00:36:53.180 Does he really?

00:36:54.000 I believe that, man.

00:36:54.860 I drink his blood, and then you want to drink mine.

00:36:57.120 See how that works? 1.00

00:36:58.740 That's Christian AIDS, bro. 0.99

00:37:01.460 And I believe in Christian AIDS, man. 1.00

00:37:03.240 I would get it. 1.00

00:37:04.140 I would get it.

00:37:05.380 Would you get it?

00:37:07.000 I'm going to say no.

00:37:08.440 I'm going to say no.

00:37:09.780 Boo.

00:37:10.260 Boo. 0.94

00:37:11.260 Boo me. 1.00

00:37:12.160 Boo.

00:37:13.240 Everybody's pissed, dude. 1.00

00:37:15.880 Dude, put that fucking joke away. 0.99

00:37:19.080 You haven't taken it out of the thing. 1.00

00:37:20.400 It's a new one.

00:37:21.200 What else, man?

00:37:21.800 Are you going to go to space, do you think, Logan?

00:37:24.460 Because I was thinking about that.

00:37:26.140 They're doing that now.

00:37:27.380 They're doing that.

00:37:28.000 I know.

00:37:29.000 I am going to go.

00:37:30.560 Yeah.

00:37:31.360 I'd like to go.

00:37:32.100 It's on my bucket list.

00:37:33.540 I don't want to die on this planet, dude.

00:37:35.080 Really?

00:37:35.520 I don't want to.

00:37:36.000 Like, for real, for real.

00:37:37.020 I don't want to die on this planet. 0.99

00:37:38.060 Damn, that is a very rich thing to say, I feel like, honestly. 0.99

00:37:44.280 It really is. 1.00

00:37:47.640 I don't want to die with these poor peasants

00:37:49.980 The rest of us are trying to find quarters

00:37:52.420 In our car to get that air machine 0.98

00:37:54.400 To fucking fill up our tire 0.98

00:37:55.920 At the gas station 1.00

00:37:57.600 And this guy's like I'm gonna die on this planet

00:38:00.480 I feel you though dude

00:38:04.140 We'll be down here

00:38:05.760 Dying

00:38:06.940 There he is in an Austin Hooper jersey

00:38:09.260 That's so funny dude

00:38:13.840 You have other people that say I don't want to die in this neighborhood

00:38:16.180 Like the projects 0.99

00:38:17.600 I gotta get out of here

00:38:18.440 He's trying to leave

00:38:19.340 To go to Mars 1.00

00:38:20.220 For a fucking funeral 1.00

00:38:22.520 That no one could go to 1.00

00:38:23.960 Who can attend that?

00:38:25.460 Jeff Bezos

00:38:26.320 There'll be somebody out there dude

00:38:27.760 There'll be somebody out there 0.93

00:38:29.740 A couple of pervs

00:38:30.540 Andrew Schultz

00:38:31.660 Yeah Schultz would be out there

00:38:33.380 Who would be at that dinner dude

00:38:36.340 At that last Saturn supper huh

00:38:39.000 Who would be out on that thing

00:38:40.660 Bezos, Musk

00:38:42.160 Rogan would be there

00:38:44.080 Rogan would be working the Traeger out there

00:38:45.760 Yeah Rogan would have an apron on

00:38:47.460 Haunting space elk. 0.99

00:38:48.820 Fair ass showing out of the pack. 0.99

00:38:51.860 Yeah, yeah, dude. 1.00

00:38:53.720 Eating fucking moon meats. 1.00

00:38:56.600 What's it called? 1.00

00:38:57.600 The evermectin?

00:38:59.320 Yeah.

00:39:00.000 Oh, he cured him.

00:39:00.700 That guy.

00:39:01.780 That was a wild one.

00:39:02.900 Thank God for him, man.

00:39:04.300 Got to protect him, yeah?

00:39:05.940 Yeah, but just thank God for, you know, thank God for freaking podcasting.

00:39:10.520 Yeah.

00:39:10.960 For real.

00:39:11.900 Could you imagine?

00:39:12.760 Oh, my God.

00:39:14.100 Having to go on the news and talk about something? 1.00

00:39:17.460 oh my god bro i would pay somebody to look at my asshole if i had to do that man how much 1.00

00:39:26.640 children that's who oh huh but only in my family 1.00

00:39:31.200 and only in my neighborhood dude only to give back to the community

00:39:36.560 you need like a venn diagram given to you yeah to give back what's given to me man

00:39:41.820 you gotta keep going man you gotta give back to your roots man

00:39:45.120 how long did you uh how long ago did you start podcasting i started about five years ago yeah

00:39:52.220 you've been on the wave yeah i've been on i mean i was you know i i started with with a friend of

00:39:58.200 mine named matt weiss and uh and we had a podcast that was about like um hollywood type stuff but

00:40:05.680 it just didn't pick up any steam and we had we had really neat guests and stuff it was like on

00:40:10.420 tmz all the time but it wasn't like my heart just wasn't in it and then i walked out of joe rogan's

00:40:16.440 one time and i was like oh i want to do something more like this i want to talk about just whatever

00:40:21.760 i want to think about yeah which is and that's what i started doing then and then i started at

00:40:26.640 home and now i'm lucky man it's a fun space now and you get to have your people come on you want

00:40:30.780 to share time with it really is it really is fun there's a lot of freedom to do what you want and

00:40:35.380 say what you want um and it's it's crazy because we're again only 300 episodes in and i look at

00:40:40.620 like you and rogan and y'all are like experts or vets in the space and it's it's cool to see

00:40:46.960 how it's grown i wonder what's harder to break into now though if for people starting because

00:40:51.880 dude come on everyone's trying to do podcasts now yeah and and this is a tough space to grow

00:40:57.640 like you said the first thing you tried was hard yeah and listening to people is hard so how how

00:41:05.060 how do people break in if they don't know what their niche is yeah i think sometimes just trying

00:41:12.400 to share what's going on with you i think not having a plan sometimes one of the problems is

00:41:16.360 after a certain point there's too much material in a space where you can't help but imitate it

00:41:22.980 until so that's why a new thing has to come along you gotta disrupt wow yeah you gotta have it or

00:41:30.320 You have to have that new thing that comes.

00:41:32.880 So sometimes you're just waiting for that new thing.

00:41:35.440 Dude, that really well said.

00:41:37.740 Because every time. 0.99

00:41:38.780 Damn, thanks, man. 0.99

00:41:39.320 No, you're right. 0.98

00:41:40.220 Every time I see whether it's a project, a person, a podcast blow up, it really makes sense.

00:41:51.280 That makes sense.

00:41:52.600 It's like while that person was always meant to be there in that niche, that area hasn't been filled and here they are.

00:41:57.780 And that's why they're there.

00:41:59.320 Like it usually never surprises me

00:42:01.300 I'm like I can see a little bit how that works

00:42:02.840 After the fact

00:42:05.220 Exactly like there's always some unique

00:42:07.500 Something where

00:42:08.740 Again it's so saturated

00:42:10.940 Everything is how do you know

00:42:12.880 What is you creating

00:42:14.880 And not what you're seeing just being regurgitated

00:42:17.020 With how you create

00:42:18.080 Well that's the biggest fear I think of a lot of us

00:42:20.720 Of us with anything

00:42:22.280 I think it even goes from like

00:42:24.560 The way we see like people love each other

00:42:26.960 As children like our parents or something

00:42:28.860 and then we create the same type of thing like it's so hard to lean into whatever feels like

00:42:36.320 is exactly like what you really want to be doing just the judgment and now there's so much judgment

00:42:42.220 it's like god that just it used to be there's so much less judgment you know i'm saying you 0.99

00:42:47.500 looked at some guy's asshole for a couple bucks the only person judging was the one dude sitting 0.98

00:42:52.400 next to you but he also looked so it's like you know what i'm saying but he but but now it's like 0.99

00:42:58.540 the judgment sphere is so big do you think there's more judgment or do you think the efficiency for

00:43:04.580 which we can see it is so much greater you know what i'm saying because the judgment what if the

00:43:09.480 judgment was always there but it existed around dining room tables with families talking about 0.93

00:43:13.740 the show and saying that show fucking sucked we should cancel this guy now anytime you have any 0.97

00:43:18.180 opinion it's available for the entire world to see on social media you know what i'm saying so 0.98

00:43:22.420 is it the judgment or the vehicle the amplification the amplification you know what i'm saying it's

00:43:27.520 Do you think we're more judgmental people in 2021

00:43:31.020 than, you know, butthole Louisiana times?

00:43:34.360 Hmm. 1.00

00:43:35.840 That's a good question.

00:43:36.880 Are we more judgmental now?

00:43:38.940 I don't know.

00:43:39.240 Do you feel like, do you feel more judgmental?

00:43:41.500 No, I think when you have access to things,

00:43:43.720 it just shows who you are more.

00:43:45.120 So if you have more money, 1.00

00:43:45.980 you could become either a bigger piece of shit 1.00

00:43:47.800 or a nicer guy. 1.00

00:43:48.800 So if you give somebody the power to comment 0.99

00:43:50.640 on any fucking thing he wants to 0.99

00:43:52.360 and can hide behind like a screen, 1.00

00:43:54.380 then he's going to let that shit fly, bro. 1.00

00:43:56.380 I have a take on judgment 1.00

00:43:59.300 In general and being judged

00:44:01.040 Because

00:44:01.520 I'm judgy

00:44:04.020 I make

00:44:04.840 Judgments

00:44:06.740 I consider them assessments

00:44:10.360 And with those assessments

00:44:12.360 Then I deduce and I decide

00:44:14.620 What to do

00:44:15.480 I think that's nothing more than human nature

00:44:18.480 I really don't

00:44:19.340 What the problem is

00:44:21.920 Is people's judgments

00:44:23.760 Become their sole reality

00:44:25.880 They make a judgment

00:44:27.340 And that's boom set in stone 1.00

00:44:29.500 I'll judge the fuck out of you 1.00

00:44:31.340 It means nothing 1.00

00:44:32.340 I still have the most open mind

00:44:34.360 And I am willing to watch you shape

00:44:36.940 The more I get to know you

00:44:38.820 Because as we all know

00:44:40.080 The more you get to know people

00:44:41.020 It's like you peel back their layers

00:44:42.600 And you see who they really are

00:44:44.160 How often

00:44:45.640 I mean again judgments are natural

00:44:47.960 But just don't let them decide

00:44:49.820 How you move and treat people

00:44:51.800 It's hard to not keep them eternal

00:44:54.500 I think it's hard to yell

00:44:55.640 Maybe we keep them too

00:44:57.480 You judge them and you get stuck there

00:45:00.260 It's hard to have fun sometimes

00:45:03.620 Because it's hard to make fun

00:45:04.880 Without

00:45:05.240 People always accuse other people of shaming

00:45:08.800 I find myself doing it

00:45:10.040 You see something happening

00:45:10.800 But really sometimes people are just joking around

00:45:13.560 I don't know man

00:45:14.860 It's gotten all a little bit blurry I think

00:45:17.960 A little bit yeah

00:45:19.300 There's a lot of sensitive people too

00:45:20.760 Very sensitive 1.00

00:45:22.380 I'm sensitive man but also I like talking shit 1.00

00:45:25.120 But comedy comes from dark places 0.99

00:45:27.800 So if you remove the comedy

00:45:30.200 Then you're stuck in a dark place 1.00

00:45:31.980 Damn dude 1.00

00:45:34.320 He's a poet 1.00

00:45:36.480 We need a commercial break right here bro

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00:47:03.740 They really do

00:47:04.780 And I'm kind of cheap

00:47:06.160 Sometimes I'll even just nibble off a little bite

00:47:08.160 If I'm not going to have a whole one

00:47:09.320 Ration 0.78

00:47:11.240 You know

00:47:11.860 Ration your BlueChew

00:47:13.200 Yeah

00:47:13.980 You go camping?

00:47:15.640 To have a whole one

00:47:16.440 Outdoor activities?

00:47:17.560 Oh yeah

00:47:17.860 I like to do outdoor fishing right now

00:47:19.380 Oh cool

00:47:19.720 Fly fishing regular?

00:47:20.600 I like to fish regular

00:47:22.000 I just started learning a lot about fishing recently

00:47:24.540 You follow Dwayne the Rock Johnson?

00:47:26.380 No way

00:47:27.760 I don't think I follow him

00:47:29.160 That surprises me

00:47:30.020 He's big into fishing

00:47:31.140 He feeds his bass in his stream

00:47:34.500 He goes out and feeds them

00:47:36.500 For years he's been marinating these bass

00:47:40.780 For him to catch

00:47:41.420 Take out, kiss on his Instagram

00:47:43.700 Then put back 1.00

00:47:44.500 That's very Samoan 0.98

00:47:46.500 Is it though? 1.00

00:47:48.740 Is it

00:47:49.240 I feel like it is

00:47:50.120 Kissing a fish

00:47:50.840 Yeah that sounds like

00:47:51.860 It would be

00:47:52.160 Kissing a fish

00:47:52.800 It seems like very

00:47:53.900 Yeah that is

00:47:54.620 Little mermaidish

00:47:55.820 Or you know kind of

00:47:56.720 Yeah

00:47:57.920 That seemed like a real

00:47:58.920 Something you would do

00:48:00.400 In a real beach community

00:48:01.500 Yeah

00:48:01.920 Who do you look up to

00:48:03.660 In this space

00:48:04.200 Do you have like a hero

00:48:05.680 In what space is it

00:48:06.840 In what's

00:48:07.180 Entertainment

00:48:07.580 Entertainment

00:48:08.020 I don't know man

00:48:10.720 That's a good question 0.93

00:48:11.780 Betty White

00:48:12.540 Mmm beautiful 0.98

00:48:13.860 Shaq

00:48:14.460 Ooh I love Shaq

00:48:16.180 He's the best

00:48:16.900 It's hard not to look up to him

00:48:17.900 I had his album

00:48:19.600 I had his frickin' rap album.

00:48:21.400 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:48:22.300 Shaq made a rap album.

00:48:24.020 Yeah, when he was on the Lakers.

00:48:25.880 Dude, we had this pedophile dude in our town, right?

00:48:28.620 Big Richard. 0.91

00:48:29.620 You don't say.

00:48:31.020 He used to bait us all with autographed Shaquille O'Neal stuff to come and spend time.

00:48:34.920 How did he get that?

00:48:35.940 How did he get that?

00:48:36.860 Were they fake?

00:48:38.160 I don't know if they were fake.

00:48:39.340 You know, we'd never seen anything signed by Shaq.

00:48:41.400 We were so excited.

00:48:42.180 Obviously, they were fake.

00:48:43.220 Well, it could have been a conspiracy, like he was working directly with the Orlando Magic at the time. 0.99

00:48:47.620 Shut up. 0.97

00:48:48.060 I mean, you never know. 1.00

00:48:49.620 Shut up. 0.99

00:48:50.200 Big Richard dude, and I remember... 1.00

00:48:51.740 What are you talking about?

00:48:52.600 You said he baited you.

00:48:54.260 What did you do with his bait?

00:48:56.400 He would, like, show...

00:48:57.540 You know, we used to go by his house and get stoned.

00:48:59.400 He was a substitute teacher, right?

00:49:01.120 And he was also 78 years old.

00:49:03.000 Was there any real teachers?

00:49:04.140 Way too old.

00:49:05.560 Was there any real...

00:49:07.140 Like, were they all just, like, part-time teachers, part-time should be in jail? 0.99

00:49:10.620 Like, what the fuck is happening right now? 0.99

00:49:12.440 I'm gonna do my Andrew Solson impersonation. 0.99

00:49:18.060 uh no i'll tell you bro there's that a lot of herb dude it's the bottom of the where the

00:49:27.860 mississippi ends man it's where that it's very silty alluvial soil down there man 0.86

00:49:32.540 i'm saying there's a lot of fucking sands in the soil baby you know what i'm saying is it's a lot 0.98

00:49:37.240 of all the substitutes a lot of blurry diamonds you'll crack an oyster and find a damn eight 1.00

00:49:44.900 ball in that bitch, though, you know? 1.00

00:49:47.220 It's that kind of town. 1.00

00:49:48.120 I've seen substitutes heading south

00:49:50.500 with the little stick on their back.

00:49:53.300 By the way,

00:49:54.420 every hitchhiker you see,

00:49:56.480 substitute teacher. 0.75

00:49:58.880 Only thing they have in their knapsack

00:50:00.480 is just like a history book.

00:50:02.640 And touchy rolls.

00:50:04.680 Now you got me bursting with

00:50:06.360 substitute teachers. So Big Richard, bro, he invited

00:50:08.220 us over, right? So I go over there

00:50:10.320 and he invited me to my girlfriend or we met

00:50:12.360 him at church, right? So I was like,

00:50:14.320 oh this is big richard who teaches us science sometimes right and my girlfriend's like what

00:50:19.680 and she couldn't turn her neck that good actually i remember but she had i think early uh what's it

00:50:27.320 called when you get like stiffness in your back like arthritis yeah early onset arthritis childhood

00:50:31.720 arthritis or something yeah so she would always be like that you know oh you made a like thriller

00:50:36.440 michael jackson yeah so me and her though went over to big richard's bro

00:50:43.940 So next time

00:50:46.080 He said well why don't you just come next time

00:50:48.280 And watch a football

00:50:49.280 I said okay Big Richard I'll come over

00:50:51.560 So I go over there he breaks out some weed

00:50:54.440 Right I'm like I smoke weed

00:50:55.640 You know I'm a child

00:50:56.460 So next thing you know we're puffing out

00:50:59.280 Getting gassed out with Big Richard baby

00:51:01.800 And he told me bring your buddies over

00:51:04.600 Bring your buddies

00:51:05.180 So now me and all my buddies are over there

00:51:06.780 And then he took us to a Marilyn Manson

00:51:10.320 Concert bro

00:51:11.320 like he got somehow he knew somebody or whatever he gets us we're 16 years old we're at marilyn

00:51:16.380 manson like uh we're fucking living our dream yeah yeah so one time we're over there eating

00:51:22.360 steaks at his house and my buddy scotty is in the other room and uh i went in the kitchen to get 0.79

00:51:28.160 something and and scotty yelled at me he goes hey man can you get me some sour cream because

00:51:34.160 had a baked potato come with a side item sure he goes hey can you get me a uh some sour cream and

00:51:40.960 I said no but you can have some of this sweet cream

00:51:43.260 I was joking

00:51:43.880 Thanks for clarifying that

00:51:47.140 So Big Richard's in the other room bro

00:51:50.760 And I hear him go

00:51:51.740 Can I have some

00:51:53.240 And that's when all of our brains were just like

00:51:56.540 Wow no

00:51:58.360 Bro you could feel 0.99

00:51:59.980 All fucking four of us 0.98

00:52:01.720 It all started to connect 0.99

00:52:02.940 Oh my god

00:52:04.000 And we're like what are we in

00:52:05.960 We are high

00:52:07.620 You were on a date by the way

00:52:09.180 If you went to that and then afterwards had steak, you were on a date.

00:52:12.900 We didn't think of it, man.

00:52:14.560 That's how pedophiles get you, man, because you don't think it's a thing.

00:52:18.640 You don't think it's a date.

00:52:20.380 You think it's just eating steak with a man. 1.00

00:52:23.660 When did he bring the Shaq cartel? 1.00

00:52:25.720 So then after that, it started getting like, you know, I'll take one of y'all to Vegas if you want to go. 1.00

00:52:29.960 There's big offers, you know.

00:52:31.960 And, I mean, it's a small town.

00:52:33.140 So it's like, dude, you want to go to Vegas?

00:52:34.720 We'd never even heard, you know, we'd seen maybe a drawing of Vegas or somebody scream it

00:52:38.760 There's somebody, you know, yelling it while they're beating their wife or whatever, you know.

00:52:42.920 But we'd never been to Las Vegas.

00:52:45.360 So everybody, you know, buddy of mine took a trip with him out there.

00:52:48.240 I was going to say, did someone go?

00:52:49.580 Somebody went, yeah.

00:52:51.020 So it's just, you know, that's how, anyway, I don't know how this whole thing got on a pedophilia, but.

00:52:55.160 It seems to always kind of end up there.

00:52:56.960 It kind of seems like the funnel's always going right back to southern Louisiana.

00:53:02.460 Well, look.

00:53:03.360 And the rich, though, get into some dark arts, baby.

00:53:05.660 When you get real rich, that's when it gets.

00:53:07.180 That's why you're usually guys a level

00:53:08.980 You're probably going to get invited to some weird stuff

00:53:11.180 I believe that there's some real spooky stuff

00:53:13.360 I believe that people are starting to go to space

00:53:15.300 I believe there's people somewhere watching us

00:53:17.900 Really

00:53:18.820 Fist fight at frickin' Denny's and Arby's

00:53:21.940 You know

00:53:22.340 It's called Worldstar

00:53:23.900 Like you've ever watched the Twilight Zone

00:53:27.540 Yeah yeah I've watched the Twilight Zone before

00:53:29.640 What about Twilight the Vampire Series

00:53:31.000 Well hold on there's an episode where the aliens they come down

00:53:33.540 The aliens they come down

00:53:36.380 It's called Nightmare on Maple Street

00:53:38.400 Or something like that

00:53:39.640 And they come down

00:53:40.180 They're able to like

00:53:40.820 Just change little factors in our lives

00:53:43.200 You know what I'm saying

00:53:43.780 And make us like

00:53:44.420 They turn all the power off

00:53:46.040 In one area of the neighborhood

00:53:47.040 Mainly right around Big Richard's house

00:53:49.220 All the lights go off

00:53:51.180 In the middle of steak night

00:53:52.540 We're so sheep bro

00:53:54.320 We're such sheep

00:53:55.220 But I like that 0.99

00:53:56.120 I like bah

00:53:56.920 I wrote this in my notes

00:53:58.600 Bah

00:54:00.560 Bah

00:54:01.560 I wrote this in my notes

00:54:03.300 Bah

00:54:03.800 Yesterday 1.00

00:54:06.140 While I was hiding in that fucking fridge 1.00

00:54:08.980 Oh your phone was charged? 1.00

00:54:11.260 Yeah I charged it because I knew I was going to hide

00:54:13.160 I took like supplies

00:54:14.940 Who found you a man or woman?

00:54:16.540 He was a guy 0.98

00:54:17.300 It sucked dude 0.96

00:54:19.660 It was at 3am 0.98

00:54:21.200 And was it a guy like that you could have beat in a fight you think?

00:54:24.680 Yeah by the way

00:54:25.940 I considered

00:54:27.840 You should have done that

00:54:29.300 Metal Gear Solid

00:54:30.440 Starched him right there

00:54:32.540 I'm just kidding

00:54:35.840 I'm sorry he's a creator he's great

00:54:38.280 But nah

00:54:40.400 I was since I was on the lookout

00:54:42.560 I had this perfect spot where I could see

00:54:44.320 Them enter this room and then I could go hide in my fridge

00:54:46.880 I

00:54:48.200 Was able to watch people

00:54:50.400 Without them knowing that I was watching them

00:54:52.820 And is it a little weird yeah

00:54:54.340 Do I mind it absolutely not

00:54:56.160 It's five hours of just sitting 0.99

00:54:58.280 Doing nothing in the fucking dark 0.99

00:54:59.900 I'm gonna see just people in a natural habitat 0.99

00:55:02.640 That's even common

00:55:03.560 It's not people

00:55:04.640 It's a cafeteria

00:55:05.460 They're just sitting

00:55:06.140 And by the way

00:55:06.960 It's not like

00:55:07.420 Where else do you think

00:55:07.960 Peep and Tom works

00:55:08.580 Yeah

00:55:08.820 That's mostly where they are

00:55:10.520 Yeah dude 1.00

00:55:11.200 You ever seen your lunch lady 1.00

00:55:12.440 Around 12

00:55:13.400 Around 12.32pm

00:55:15.040 After the pizza

00:55:16.020 No we get it

00:55:16.580 It's not children

00:55:17.280 It's not Peep and Tom

00:55:18.160 It's in children

00:55:18.580 Peep and Tom

00:55:19.080 It's an all ages thing 0.99

00:55:20.000 Peep and Tom

00:55:20.520 I'm a Peep and Tom

00:55:21.540 I mean if you look

00:55:22.580 Through a window at somebody

00:55:23.520 And they don't know you are

00:55:24.380 Then yeah

00:55:24.740 That's the definition of it

00:55:25.960 Yep

00:55:26.300 By the way

00:55:27.120 I had a Peeping Tom

00:55:27.880 In my house 1.00

00:55:28.380 And that shit was so uncomfortable 1.00

00:55:29.520 Really? 1.00

00:55:30.180 For Olga's room

00:55:30.900 Did I talk about this guys?

00:55:32.080 See, I'd consider myself

00:55:35.260 Different from the guy looking through the window 0.94

00:55:37.000 Well, you weren't masturbating while watching that 0.65

00:55:38.880 But you were in a game, though, too 0.98

00:55:40.300 Were you? 1.00

00:55:42.100 What the fuck? 1.00

00:55:45.640 George 1.00

00:55:46.160 You ever had a little fridge wax session?

00:55:48.880 You have any idea how many weird stories

00:55:50.780 I've heard of you guys? I don't know, you were there for a long time

00:55:53.340 You got carried away, you were bored 0.97

00:55:55.260 I'm not saying you were masturbating 0.98

00:55:56.980 Because of them, I'm just saying 0.98

00:55:58.660 You were trying to kill two birds with one stone

00:56:00.440 That's how it starts by the way

00:56:02.200 That's how Tom starts

00:56:02.980 You think I would

00:56:03.540 Yeah

00:56:03.820 He's like what are these guys doing 1.00

00:56:05.660 I'm gonna masturbate while watching that 1.00

00:56:07.380 That's wild 1.00

00:56:07.920 That's wild bro

00:56:09.940 There's a guy on TikTok who almost broke three balloons with one dart

00:56:13.960 Did you see it?

00:56:14.860 Really

00:56:15.160 Hey how did we get here?

00:56:17.380 How'd you get to that?

00:56:18.200 He drove you drove yeah

00:56:19.260 Have you seen the guy who does

00:56:22.140 How do I describe this?

00:56:23.780 Someone is gonna know exactly who I'm talking about

00:56:26.200 He does really nifty

00:56:29.660 Like chain reaction tricks 0.98

00:56:33.120 While like butt ass naked 0.99

00:56:35.720 Or using something with his body 0.99

00:56:38.540 Oh the substitute teacher right?

00:56:41.860 Yes

00:56:42.300 I think he's an Asian guy 1.00

00:56:45.900 Like here's one 1.00

00:56:47.260 He'll set up a circular disc

00:56:50.500 I know what you're talking about

00:56:51.560 And swing it

00:56:52.140 And he'll go like this

00:56:53.220 Or he'll like

00:56:54.260 You know when you pull a tablecloth off a table

00:56:56.920 And the things stay

00:56:57.780 He'll like clench his cheeks to pull the thing off

00:57:01.420 Oh yeah

00:57:01.840 And that's on TikTok?

00:57:03.920 You haven't seen it?

00:57:05.100 I'm stuck on white now

00:57:06.240 I'm getting a lot of people making small arcs

00:57:09.280 Like religious arcs out of wood 0.55

00:57:12.440 And I'm in like Down Syndrome Chefs

00:57:14.900 I think

00:57:15.200 I get coffee ratings

00:57:17.080 You get coffee ratings?

00:57:19.220 I don't have that yet

00:57:20.380 I'm kind of excited to see what it's going to give me at Christmas

00:57:23.600 I get a lot of Tourette's TikTok

00:57:25.740 You get cartel talk 1.00

00:57:27.840 What the fuck are you guys talking about 0.99

00:57:29.260 Your algorithm is tailored to what 1.00

00:57:31.760 You watch

00:57:32.980 Or what you need

00:57:33.940 And it serves you things that maybe you're watching more

00:57:37.260 Your watch time on this particular topic

00:57:39.480 Is related to more of it so they serve it to you

00:57:41.400 TikTok's

00:57:42.760 Tourette's TikTok is a big one

00:57:44.660 Which one did you 0.98

00:57:45.340 Down syndrome

00:57:47.780 There's cooking

00:57:50.660 Sam and Evan I think are so hot

00:57:52.900 Are a bit popular right now

00:57:54.400 And I've been watching them

00:57:55.280 I think it's Sam and Evan

00:57:57.380 It's interesting

00:57:58.920 I did learn about this recently

00:58:00.300 Because I left TikTok

00:58:02.180 Because I thought it was over sexualizing 1.00

00:58:05.100 Like young females 0.89

00:58:06.300 Like I felt uncomfortable being on the platform 0.94

00:58:07.940 Or maybe your algorithm is serving you that

00:58:09.680 No yeah that's what I'm saying

00:58:10.800 So my friend was like

00:58:11.740 Yo you just gotta like things that you enjoy 1.00

00:58:13.560 And then I'll stop doing that shit 0.99

00:58:14.880 Like I 0.99

00:58:15.260 You know I spent like three hours on my Instagram 1.00

00:58:17.420 Saying not interested in half naked girls 1.00

00:58:20.220 On my explore page 1.00

00:58:21.320 So what do you get now

00:58:22.040 Like potatoes

00:58:22.920 I get bible verses

00:58:24.200 And I get like gun stuff

00:58:25.660 It's like

00:58:25.920 It's a very Texas thing

00:58:28.820 Two things that'll lead you 0.84

00:58:29.880 To freaking naked 1.00

00:58:30.720 Naked children 0.99

00:58:32.240 I'm just joking man 0.98

00:58:34.520 I'm not 0.99

00:58:34.980 That's a great fucking joke 0.99

00:58:36.360 Totally fucking true 1.00

00:58:37.720 That's horrifying 0.97

00:58:39.440 It's a great add-on

00:58:40.220 Dude it's dark

00:58:41.320 Being alive gets so dark

00:58:43.120 Doesn't it

00:58:43.880 Dude it's

00:58:44.800 It can get

00:58:45.820 It can get dark 0.96

00:58:46.860 Jeepers man 1.00

00:58:48.040 What happened 1.00

00:58:49.060 Well shit dude 0.99

00:58:49.680 It's Wednesday 1.00

00:58:50.220 Yeah

00:58:51.020 What do you got going on this weekend

00:58:52.800 You big party

00:58:53.580 You dressing up for Halloween

00:58:55.260 I don't think I'm going to dress up

00:58:58.360 I don't know

00:58:58.820 I was thinking about being fentanyl or something

00:59:01.740 You could just sneak your way in

00:59:03.420 Just scary

00:59:04.360 I'm trying to think of the scariest thing

00:59:06.240 Well that right now

00:59:08.140 That's a big one

00:59:08.900 Prisons have a lot of good

00:59:10.800 I've heard some great prison Halloween stories over the years

00:59:13.480 But I don't know

00:59:16.060 I've got a couple of spots

00:59:17.340 I don't know if I'm going to stay here and maybe go to Nashville

00:59:19.540 I don't know what I'm going to do really

00:59:20.660 They got sled in there

00:59:21.620 Down there

00:59:22.540 Yeah but not for another

00:59:23.640 Couple months hopefully

00:59:24.480 But I don't know man

00:59:25.920 What are you guys

00:59:26.320 Going to get into

00:59:26.880 Going to New York

00:59:28.060 Yeah

00:59:28.520 Yeah you go to New York often

00:59:30.340 I've been there

00:59:30.760 I was in 1.00

00:59:31.120 I dressed up like a Newsy

00:59:32.320 One time in New York

00:59:33.260 Oh that's cool

00:59:34.520 It was a good outfit

00:59:35.180 That's a good outfit

00:59:35.820 That's a good outfit

00:59:36.440 Pretty easy chill

00:59:37.340 Yeah

00:59:37.700 You're talking about the musical

00:59:38.680 Yeah the Newsy's

00:59:40.140 Nice

00:59:40.740 I thought you said 0.91

00:59:41.600 You dressed up as an Uzi 0.97

00:59:42.580 Open the gates 0.97

00:59:45.140 And seize the day

00:59:46.280 That was good 1.00

00:59:47.200 Dude I met a couple of babes 1.00

00:59:48.720 Too from 1.00

00:59:49.240 Rockford Peach's couple

00:59:51.940 Because of the outfit?

00:59:54.320 Yeah, I think they kind of fancied me a little

00:59:56.600 They were 1.00

00:59:57.060 Them ladies were American baseball women 1.00

01:00:00.740 You know the movie? 1.00

01:00:01.900 It's an old movie with Tom Hanks

01:00:03.200 Yeah, it's called

01:00:03.900 A Field of Their Own

01:00:06.780 Game of Their Own

01:00:07.400 Game of Thrones

01:00:09.820 Who are you competing with? 0.99

01:00:11.780 What the fuck is the name of that movie? 0.99

01:00:13.440 With Madonna 0.99

01:00:14.160 Rosie O'Donnell

01:00:16.300 Rosie O'Donnell. 0.97

01:00:17.500 And by the way, I saw her bare feet one time at a party. 0.82

01:00:21.400 Angels Stadium? 1.00

01:00:22.520 Yeah.

01:00:23.180 Why?

01:00:23.860 She had them.

01:00:24.620 She took her shoes off.

01:00:26.200 A game of their own?

01:00:27.200 I was looking.

01:00:27.620 Are you a feet guy?

01:00:28.620 You like feet?

01:00:29.620 I don't really like them.

01:00:31.180 You hate them?

01:00:31.900 I could do without them.

01:00:32.820 I mean, if people didn't have them, I'd be fine.

01:00:36.040 All right.

01:00:36.920 You got a foot fetish? 1.00

01:00:38.020 I had a girl stuck in my big toe two nights ago. 0.98

01:00:40.260 Wait, what?

01:00:41.140 Really?

01:00:41.680 The other night.

01:00:42.240 Who hates themselves that much?

01:00:43.520 Wait, whoa.

01:00:44.320 No, yeah.

01:00:45.080 i swear i swear on all things holy i she she your toes and i i asked her six times please don't don't 0.51

01:00:51.800 do this to yourself i said let me shower first yeah you know and she just was just wanted to put

01:00:56.860 the big toe in her mouth you didn't even shower first i asked her i did the best i could i mean

01:01:01.760 i wasn't gonna say no because here's my question at the end of the day who am i to say you your 0.77

01:01:06.300 fetish isn't valid you know what i'm saying like she would that's that's the thing nowadays you

01:01:10.560 got to be careful you know there was one guy on tiktok that got in trouble because he had a

01:01:14.280 breeding fetish he said i'm gonna put a baby in you tonight and the girl said you can't say that

01:01:19.040 but you know i mean i wouldn't say that creating is a fetish yeah they called a breeding fetish

01:01:25.560 oh oh i thought it was oh no no no no no no that one was weird you saw that that was they they he

01:01:31.540 talked like uh his dirty talk was like like yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna impregnate you now i'm baby

01:01:38.400 yeah right but in a weird way you want this toddler huh yeah oh you want to make lunches 0.75

01:01:43.020 For a kid in a few years

01:01:44.040 Yes that's what he would say

01:01:45.680 You want to shop for small shoes 1.00

01:01:49.520 You want to father this fucking baby 1.00

01:01:50.920 You want to buy shirts in a really small size 1.00

01:01:53.940 In a couple years

01:01:54.620 You want to divorce in three years when I don't make it

01:01:56.700 But I said dude that's not that weird

01:01:59.360 Most fetishes I know start with

01:02:01.300 You know weapons torture devices

01:02:03.480 My buddy used to hold

01:02:04.540 Well I just mean you ever used it

01:02:06.920 A battle axe

01:02:08.700 Or like one of those you know the thing where you put somebody on

01:02:11.520 And you stretch them

01:02:12.640 Like you crank them into a grinder?

01:02:15.160 No, not a...

01:02:15.700 What's the medieval tool where you strap them off?

01:02:17.780 That toffee maker, yeah.

01:02:19.260 I wish I had that. 0.98

01:02:20.320 It's like Gumby, you turn your girlfriend into Gumby. 1.00

01:02:24.600 But you fuck out, she just has one long arm. 1.00

01:02:28.120 Stretch arms, dog. 1.00

01:02:31.440 I always liked Gumby's horse better.

01:02:34.620 I like the word Gumby.

01:02:36.280 You know Pokey?

01:02:36.960 Yes.

01:02:37.320 The horse he rolled around with.

01:02:39.360 my buddy used to like to hold his 1.00

01:02:42.180 girl's tits while she would drink 1.00

01:02:44.240 like half a gallon of water bro 1.00

01:02:46.180 for some reason that was like his fetish

01:02:48.060 like feeling like oh get hydrated

01:02:49.980 hydration like power in it

01:02:52.320 yeah

01:02:52.720 I'd give it a shot I don't know

01:02:56.000 who was a wild guy they were both wild

01:02:58.060 they used to live uh they traveled

01:03:00.180 around for a while and one

01:03:02.240 of them had like um

01:03:03.460 what's that

01:03:05.660 it's like a skin disorder I guess

01:03:07.700 Oh, psoriasis.

01:03:09.280 Eczema?

01:03:10.140 Eczema. 0.95

01:03:10.860 One of those. 0.73

01:03:11.400 Oral, yeah.

01:03:12.000 And they make grilled cheeses in their band.

01:03:14.120 They did widespread panic.

01:03:16.780 They used to follow the band, you know.

01:03:18.060 Oh, it's a great band.

01:03:18.940 Like Odessa or like one of those bands, you know.

01:03:20.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:21.140 Like Rufus.

01:03:21.800 You like Rufus Dussault?

01:03:23.320 They're about to perform.

01:03:24.120 You want to go to the show here in L.A.?

01:03:25.960 Yeah, I would like to go to the show. 0.83

01:03:26.500 I got Shaq tickets, too. 0.82

01:03:27.820 Are you really?

01:03:28.360 Oh, yeah.

01:03:29.100 And I have some. 0.73

01:03:32.400 Bro, and then he was the craziest dude.

01:03:34.300 One of my friends that was over there, 0.99

01:03:35.960 His dad knew that that guy was a pedophile 0.95

01:03:38.420 Because he molested other people 0.96

01:03:39.840 Like 20 years earlier

01:03:41.220 So I used to send Christmas cards 1.00

01:03:44.200 To my buddy from the fucking dude 1.00

01:03:46.480 From Big Richard 0.99

01:03:47.240 And his stepdad would see him and be like 1.00

01:03:49.200 Oh your fucking friend is mailing you 1.00

01:03:51.400 He wouldn't even like stick up for me 1.00

01:03:53.620 He's just like oh I see what you're doing 0.99

01:03:55.740 Farting around with these old perverts 0.97

01:03:58.520 And I would send him like 1.00

01:04:01.020 Fucking all these Christmas 1.00

01:04:02.480 He's like the mom in Waterboy 1.00

01:04:04.240 tomorrow you're playing that foosball again bob that's the devil's that's the devil's sport

01:04:11.360 dude but i'm saying i feel like people are getting so wealthy and stuff these days they're 0.95

01:04:17.120 running out of shit it's starting to get real roman times because roman used to do a lot of 0.99

01:04:20.820 stuff with you know uh making uh doing sex with all type of you know youths and like making you 0.99

01:04:27.380 know they used to get real wild because they were bored yeah we see that here with some of the we 0.86

01:04:31.960 talk about it sometimes with some of the the athletes and these guys that have had sex with 0.67

01:04:35.680 every woman that was ever produced upon the earth they gotta switch over to men or or you know 0.72

01:04:40.460 you know i don't know canisters of oil i don't know if i'd ever get that bored that i would

01:04:45.480 just change well we're talking about they're putting up numbers by the thousands george

01:04:50.100 yeah i know but like like pick up a hobby you know like do that is their hobby i don't know i

01:04:55.540 don't like i feel like dan dan fucks a lot of girls i don't i don't ever see him being like

01:04:59.580 Well, maybe next time he's on, you should ask him, George.

01:05:02.180 Maybe I will, because I actually read all of his books.

01:05:04.420 Point blank to Dan B's face.

01:05:07.720 And is he a musician?

01:05:09.420 Dan Buzarian, yes.

01:05:10.460 Oh, Dan Buzarian, yeah.

01:05:11.660 Last time I checked, he was collecting check cards, believe it or not.

01:05:16.320 Autographed Shaquille O'Neal cards. 0.53

01:05:18.460 What is the funniest sex story you have?

01:05:20.480 Because I feel like this is going to make my day. 0.94

01:05:23.120 Nope.

01:05:24.260 You be quiet.

01:05:25.020 Danny?

01:05:26.280 Let me think, man. 0.98

01:05:29.580 about sex

01:05:30.840 like the most

01:05:33.860 uncomfortable awkward or fun

01:05:35.780 crazy story I just get

01:05:37.900 like I get like 0.59

01:05:39.640 I'm not real good at sex right

01:05:41.260 so

01:05:42.400 you know like 0.95

01:05:45.780 I love getting to sex but then once 0.99

01:05:47.880 you get doing the sex that's when I really 0.97

01:05:49.720 kind of I'm just kind of I don't lose

01:05:51.680 interest but I'm definitely not

01:05:53.760 like gung ho

01:05:55.680 about it I'm not like charting it I'm not like

01:05:57.920 you know gonna stop at the water tables along the way i'm not going real far you know so it's

01:06:02.660 just like a task i think so i'm gonna have to think of a good story man i thought like i get 0.98

01:06:07.640 nervous about like my butt i don't want women seeing my butts i'll walk out of the room backwards 0.97

01:06:11.900 a lot i notice oh dude i do that too but yeah i mean that was before i was shaving now i'm shaves 0.99

01:06:17.660 i don't really care i think it was the hair on my butt oh you shaved your ball yeah yeah wow 0.98

01:06:22.260 Did you really 0.99

01:06:25.140 Don't look away

01:06:27.780 I'll give you four dollars 1.00

01:06:30.580 I'll give you fucking five 1.00

01:06:33.340 You ever had a girl 1.00

01:06:35.700 Try to invade your territories 1.00

01:06:37.460 Oh yeah yeah 1.00

01:06:39.000 Girls are more adventurous now too 0.91

01:06:41.000 They want to really do it all 1.00

01:06:42.240 They want to get in your butt 1.00

01:06:44.480 Yeah bro they think it's an all you can fuck buffet 1.00

01:06:47.040 It's not it's my body 1.00

01:06:48.540 It's not supposed to go there 0.98

01:06:51.300 I left graffiti inside of your freaking 0.95

01:06:54.440 A message in a boat 0.94

01:06:55.240 One of those little boats that goes in a bottle

01:06:57.240 That gets instructed

01:06:58.420 I hit a Starburst

01:07:00.820 I just wonder are we getting

01:07:02.180 I feel like everything's sexy

01:07:04.000 I feel like sometimes it gets like it's all been done

01:07:05.780 But maybe that's just a bad attitude

01:07:07.240 I need to change my attitude

01:07:08.180 You need to change that attitude

01:07:09.160 Or just don't

01:07:10.680 Explore

01:07:12.120 Within the boundaries

01:07:14.380 Maybe set some boundaries for yourself

01:07:16.980 Sometimes you gotta push them a little bit

01:07:21.060 You know, like, group, do some group stuff.

01:07:23.500 You know what I'm saying?

01:07:24.120 Do some, do some.

01:07:24.840 Like, what do you mean?

01:07:25.280 Like, swingers, man?

01:07:26.080 Yeah, well, not even.

01:07:27.060 Just bring a couple at the same time you ever tried anything inverted or upside down.

01:07:31.420 No, no, no.

01:07:32.100 Because they got those inversion tables.

01:07:33.780 My uncle has one of those in his garage. 0.99

01:07:36.600 But I don't think I'm going over there to fuck or anything. 0.98

01:07:40.160 Have you ever role played? 0.99

01:07:42.280 No, I haven't.

01:07:43.860 But I've seen, you know, I hooked up with a couple ladybugs one time at Halloween.

01:07:47.020 But I do remember this, man.

01:07:49.380 Yeah.

01:07:50.040 Pretty cool.

01:07:51.060 What else dude

01:07:54.000 We might have covered it all guys

01:07:56.080 I think so

01:07:56.960 This was a very fun podcast

01:07:58.860 Was it

01:07:59.600 I enjoyed sitting with you this time

01:08:02.640 We didn't talk about westerns

01:08:03.900 That's the only thing I'd like to talk about sometime

01:08:05.920 About what westerns

01:08:06.880 The movies

01:08:08.580 Blazing Saddles

01:08:10.940 Yeah

01:08:11.360 It's a good one

01:08:12.860 It's a good one man

01:08:14.840 Westworld

01:08:15.620 I haven't watched it

01:08:17.400 I'm excited this week to watch Corey Sanhagen fight

01:08:19.700 Against Paira Yon

01:08:21.300 Oh yeah yeah yeah

01:08:22.660 And then obviously

01:08:23.720 I'm going to be at

01:08:24.180 The Dustin Poirier fight

01:08:25.080 In a couple of weeks

01:08:25.880 Yeah bro

01:08:26.480 Who's a fighter

01:08:27.040 You like Sugar Sean

01:08:27.420 Yeah I like Sugar Sean

01:08:28.480 Yeah I love y'all's episode

01:08:29.300 With him

01:08:29.680 Yeah yeah

01:08:30.240 Hell yeah

01:08:30.520 So good

01:08:31.100 Hell yeah

01:08:31.540 God he's such a

01:08:32.920 Do you think anybody

01:08:34.920 Can just be like

01:08:36.380 Do you think it takes

01:08:38.220 A certain level of confidence

01:08:39.360 To actually be somebody

01:08:40.340 Like Sugar Sean

01:08:41.220 Or like somebody

01:08:42.420 Like Tekashi

01:08:43.180 Or do you think

01:08:44.420 Anybody can just

01:08:45.780 No no chance

01:08:47.400 No chance

01:08:48.060 You think it takes

01:08:48.740 A certain

01:08:49.040 Yes, absolutely.

01:08:50.260 Sean has always been just this bubbly, super likable, fun, life-loving kid.

01:08:55.700 Then he became a fighter.

01:08:56.780 Now he's confident.

01:08:57.760 Now he's got a little swag.

01:08:59.420 Then he started winning.

01:09:00.340 People like it.

01:09:01.100 You build, right?

01:09:02.140 Tekashi, I'm sure, same.

01:09:03.320 He's a jokester. 0.96

01:09:05.140 He's a little bit of a troll. 0.75

01:09:06.360 Got some fame. 0.76

01:09:07.060 So you evolve into this really unique, special person.

01:09:10.840 Then you become the thing.

01:09:12.880 Because I just wonder if anybody put on that just belligerent confidence, right?

01:09:17.320 Yeah.

01:09:17.580 Would they be accepted 0.97

01:09:19.400 As

01:09:20.480 Because that's such a brave step to take

01:09:23.260 You know

01:09:23.660 McGregor would tell you no

01:09:25.160 Or yes

01:09:26.640 And others would tell you no

01:09:28.160 Like

01:09:28.460 Right because some guys like

01:09:29.720 Poirier couldn't do it

01:09:30.500 It wouldn't fit him

01:09:31.220 That's the thing

01:09:31.820 Are you talking about only for fighters

01:09:32.980 No maybe not

01:09:34.680 I'm talking maybe

01:09:35.240 Because Tekashi ain't no fighter

01:09:36.540 Yeah

01:09:37.060 I mean sometimes

01:09:37.780 He's kind of real thick

01:09:39.160 Anyway he don't look like

01:09:39.940 He could even really

01:09:40.620 Hey be careful

01:09:41.560 The man that held my hand

01:09:42.800 That's fine dude

01:09:44.180 Not shocked by it 0.99

01:09:45.440 Okay the guy's fucking 0.97

01:09:47.360 Alright, Theo, thanks for coming out, bro 0.99

01:09:49.720 Excited for your special

01:09:50.920 Yeah, check it out, you guys, check it out

01:09:52.800 It's on Netflix, and thank you guys, man

01:09:54.920 It's a pleasure, yeah, just happy to be here

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