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00:02:12.360 All right, I'll give you some straight, guys.

00:02:13.820 There's the deal. 0.99

00:02:14.560 George is f***ing f***ing f***ing. 0.99

00:02:15.800 No way! 1.00

00:02:16.600 Morgan's trashed right now.

00:02:18.340 I'm just going to be honest. 0.97

00:02:19.640 This show is going to be a f***ing disaster, dude. 0.92

00:02:29.320 No, what are you f***ing helping here? 0.89

00:02:32.200 Why are you doing something?

00:02:34.120 There's no one here.

00:02:35.620 No, no.

00:02:37.880 Take them. 0.90

00:02:38.900 We've been f***ing shooting the podcast. 0.88

00:02:40.520 Bro, bro. 0.88

00:02:41.400 No one here.

00:02:42.140 Bro, we were just ramping. 0.97

00:02:45.120 Are you f***ing high? 0.93

00:02:47.800 We were ramping. 0.99

00:02:49.120 Daddy.

00:02:49.860 Are we rolling?

00:02:51.200 Yeah, you guys can go whenever.

00:02:52.720 Whoa, we're going.

00:02:53.840 Wait, what?

00:02:54.360 Wait, are we been rolling?

00:02:56.780 I said a few things I wanted to be back.

00:02:58.280 Wait, you just said that.

00:02:59.120 I was checking the camera.

00:02:59.940 Yeah, see, now he rolls back the whole time.

00:03:02.680 It was rolling the whole time.

00:03:03.680 Yeah, so we could use different angles if you want to.

00:03:05.780 Well, I would say some now, if I know.

00:03:09.380 Oh, everybody's a tough guy

00:03:10.920 until they say it's going on the camera.

00:03:12.620 It's actually me.

00:03:15.040 A timestamp clap.

00:03:16.040 Three, two.

00:03:18.080 No, that should work.

00:03:19.440 Yeah, there you go.

00:03:20.600 All right, roll in, Werner.

00:03:21.500 How much of that should we use?

00:03:23.240 Well, I think we can use as much as we end up wanting to.

00:03:25.520 Use the amount that won't end up, Carice.

00:03:28.280 Welcome back to

00:03:30.140 Impossive, the number one podcast in the world, sort of.

00:03:33.160 As you can see, this

00:03:34.200 isn't our typical studio.

00:03:36.140 It's nicer than our typical

00:03:38.380 studio. It's nice, dude.

00:03:40.040 We're at the Poker Go

00:03:41.620 over here at Stadium.

00:03:44.940 Thanks for letting me start, man. 0.99

00:03:46.420 It's almost like we started the fucking show. 0.99

00:03:47.340 What do you mean? 0.99

00:03:49.260 Why don't you give us a thumbs up now?

00:03:51.060 No, we're all good.

00:03:52.220 Have we been doing it?

00:03:53.800 I don't believe him right now.

00:03:56.500 Are you drunk?

00:03:58.280 You know what I do like about this set?

00:04:01.060 And it's the only time I've ever been able to say this.

00:04:03.000 I can say this right now.

00:04:04.520 And I'm still on the show.

00:04:06.420 Yeah, can we pull up the weather report for Minnesota, please?

00:04:09.500 As you can see, there's a high-pressure system.

00:04:11.480 And the other part is, oh, wait, this is what you just said.

00:04:14.480 You can walk around.

00:04:15.220 You do not have to stick to the mic.

00:04:16.940 Let's roll it back.

00:04:17.760 Let's retry, reshoot.

00:04:19.160 No, let's go.

00:04:20.740 Lots going on, guys.

00:04:22.120 So much.

00:04:26.280 This is going to fuck the vibe up.

00:04:27.720 i'm telling you this is weird because dude i'm in the middle doing this swivel chair thing

00:04:32.340 and we're not facing it's not conversational it feels like we're presenting but also there's

00:04:36.680 telescopes pointing at us the cameras in here i swear to god the lenses are this big and they're

00:04:41.180 this long and probably 10 000 pounds each if you've seen the meme this is exactly what we are

00:04:47.140 right we have been diminished from the number one podcast in the world to a meme of three 12

00:04:54.100 talking about fortnight on a couch in their pay in their parents basement so we are we are here in

00:04:59.620 las vegas it's all true the rumors are true and uh we're here because um okay so y'all know i'm

00:05:05.520 working on some stuff one of the things for one of the things that i'm working on is uh zero

00:05:12.680 gravity flight we did a zero gravity flight today a bunch of friends gone to have good times this

00:05:17.820 weekend yeah yeah so we went up to uh uh you know 32 000 feet and the plane did what's called

00:05:22.860 parabolas, a bunch of ups and downs, dipsy

00:05:24.880 do's, and it simulates weightlessness

00:05:26.960 at, I believe, the top of the

00:05:28.860 parabola. I still do not understand

00:05:30.740 the physics behind this whatsoever. Somehow

00:05:32.740 they're going up

00:05:34.780 really fast, and then stopping going up

00:05:36.900 really fast makes you float. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:38.440 I still have no idea how it happens exactly.

00:05:40.600 Sounds like Newton's law. Whatever's in motion

00:05:42.820 stays in motion.

00:05:44.600 Is it possible that he's actually in his joke

00:05:46.700 correct? Yeah, I am. I know I am.

00:05:49.340 Smoking weed does a lot, man.

00:05:52.860 he smokes a little bit of weed 1.00

00:05:54.980 becomes a fucking physicist 1.00

00:05:56.020 this is so this guy 1.00

00:05:58.120 this is so scuffed

00:05:59.340 what do we do

00:06:00.180 this is so scuffed

00:06:01.280 no but look

00:06:01.800 no I still don't understand the physics

00:06:02.980 but point is

00:06:03.500 we floated

00:06:04.080 we floated

00:06:04.480 you've seen the videos

00:06:05.240 of the Zero G experience 0.89

00:06:06.300 it was honestly fucking incredible 0.89

00:06:08.000 and um 0.93

00:06:08.600 you'll see what we do with that

00:06:10.420 but yeah it was a great time

00:06:12.080 um 0.75

00:06:13.120 sucks that you didn't come 0.96

00:06:17.140 yeah 0.96

00:06:18.280 I don't think he would have done it

00:06:20.060 to be honest with you

00:06:20.840 I don't think he would have done it

00:06:21.880 because I talked to him

00:06:22.620 Well, after I heard about what it does, I'm glad I didn't come.

00:06:25.480 I get sick in the backseat of a car.

00:06:26.860 But you thought I didn't invite you.

00:06:28.280 Well, I muted the group chat.

00:06:29.780 These guys talk about important things and very, very not important things.

00:06:34.040 And so, like, there's a lot more not important things.

00:06:36.420 And it's just, like, weird, like, yeah, just scratches and it smells like this.

00:06:39.660 And then memes for, like, 30 minutes.

00:06:41.740 And I'm like, bro, I don't need to be in here.

00:06:43.300 So I mute.

00:06:44.180 But I muted you guys a long time ago.

00:06:45.860 Yeah, I know, bro.

00:06:46.680 Because I was like, hey, guys, I'm doing zero G in Las Vegas on the 5th.

00:06:49.520 Like, you're all invited.

00:06:50.280 You could have texted me in like a regular thread and be like, yo.

00:06:52.980 No, because it's all we were talking about, bro, for two weeks.

00:06:55.200 You muted the group chat.

00:06:56.620 You muted your friends.

00:06:58.300 But not all of them.

00:06:59.680 We're the butt mates, bro.

00:07:01.340 You selectively silenced certain people in the group.

00:07:03.820 No, I'm just kidding.

00:07:04.560 You can't even do that.

00:07:06.420 No, but I'm upset.

00:07:07.760 And we had a great time.

00:07:08.980 Honestly, probably one of the coolest experiences of my life.

00:07:11.080 We have to talk so much more in depth about it.

00:07:14.300 First and foremost, there were rules before you go on this plane.

00:07:17.440 It's a 737.

00:07:18.620 It's a massive plane.

00:07:19.580 people get scared of flying on an airplane just flying taking off driving uh flying straight

00:07:25.840 through the sky and then landing this plane literally was going up to 30 000 feet someone

00:07:31.320 would scream out starting the pole on the pool and they were on the point the pilot would jack 0.65

00:07:36.900 the fucking thing back and the plane would go literally up a wall yeah and at that moment for 0.91

00:07:41.400 like the next 30 seconds you you were under two and a half g's of force and your body weighed 500 0.99

00:07:46.560 pounds well i weigh 500 pounds it's like a thousand for me and you couldn't even lift your

00:07:51.060 legs you couldn't lift your feet and then as we talked about something magic happened you start

00:07:56.020 floating yeah it's really incredible it's the closest thing i've seen to levitating like like

00:08:00.480 because they would do a reverse pool as well or something where then you could shoot everything

00:08:05.520 up from the ground and you everything at one point would just like levitate do you know what the

00:08:09.760 what the uh negative was your organ no no nose diving the plane was nose diving it's so funny

00:08:16.840 how you can't even tell you can't tell what the plane is doing because there's no windows

00:08:20.700 and also you lose your orientation which was horrifying i almost broke my neck on one of the

00:08:25.900 first ones because i flipped and i and i you have the sensation of flipping but you don't flip with

00:08:32.380 the velocity that you think you do you know you it's you have no momentum unless you push off

00:08:37.040 something and so i forgot which way it was up and which way it was down and they told me that

00:08:40.200 would happen and i almost like nailed my neck because as you know when it levels out everyone 0.71

00:08:45.520 just fucking drop we'll be after this commercial break there's the thing about it is there's just 0.83

00:08:52.760 no what did you just say we'll be after this commercial break all right i'll give you straight 0.97

00:09:00.780 guys, there's the deal. George is high as fuck. 1.00

00:09:03.080 No, wait. Logan's trashed right now. 1.00

00:09:05.700 I'm just going to be honest. 0.99

00:09:06.880 This show is going to be a fucking disaster, 1.00

00:09:09.260 dude. Wait, bro, bro, 1.00

00:09:11.060 bro, it's even worse. No, bro, listen,

00:09:13.180 stop. We can switch chairs.

00:09:15.000 It's a 300th episode.

00:09:16.720 It's a 300th episode. 0.99

00:09:18.100 Get the shit out of me. Bro, it's a 300th episode. 0.99

00:09:21.960 300.

00:09:23.560 If you were watching this episode

00:09:25.140 hoping, guys, it's episode 300.

00:09:26.960 I'm sure they got a great guest. You fucked up, 0.99

00:09:29.120 man because we got nobody except for hi george and trash loaders so not even not only us but 1.00

00:09:34.600 not even us we're not even here it's uh lights are on but no one's home i feel like we did that

00:09:40.220 in this service huh we've done the the zero g no the uh it's our 300th episode dude like this

00:09:45.860 podcast is is is everything you know i'll be doing this podcast for a while oh you have how's it been

00:09:51.380 for you it's no i'll be i'll be i'll be mike i'll be sure this is what i'm saying got it

00:09:58.820 Hard to hear with no headphones.

00:09:59.980 I know.

00:10:00.580 Even though I'm sitting next to you.

00:10:03.720 Shout out to Poker Go Studios for letting us shoot here.

00:10:06.420 But yeah, 300 episodes.

00:10:07.860 The guys, obviously, if you're listening to this podcast, why?

00:10:09.840 But if you are, appreciate you.

00:10:11.800 We love you guys.

00:10:12.820 This podcast is a staple of my life.

00:10:14.800 I consider it my spine. 0.99

00:10:15.960 And I have so much fun sitting down with my friends and getting to chat shit. 0.97

00:10:19.940 And maybe sometimes spread a positive ripple effect that we can very clearly see when we travel. 0.97

00:10:25.160 When I go out, I'm always meeting people.

00:10:27.120 Yo, Impulsive, love the podcast

00:10:29.860 Way to go, this is my favorite episode

00:10:31.560 It changed my opinion about you guys

00:10:33.580 And it's just really cool as a creator

00:10:36.040 To have an outlet where I can come

00:10:37.960 And be a version of myself that is

00:10:40.040 100% me, and that's here

00:10:42.040 And it's a safe space for me, and I have it with my

00:10:43.820 Best friends, so Impulsive episode 300

00:10:45.940 Thank you guys for watching

00:10:47.080 Thanks for watching this episode of Impulsive

00:10:49.420 We will see you next time

00:10:51.140 That's it

00:10:53.740 Imagine he's giving that speech

00:10:56.380 but he's like really smacked.

00:10:57.460 He's like, anyway, so guys.

00:10:58.620 What the, who's young now, Mike?

00:11:00.620 Who's young now, Mike? 1.00

00:11:01.780 You fucking bitch. 1.00

00:11:14.160 Smoked it. 1.00

00:11:19.860 Yo, yo, notice one thing I'll say really quick.

00:11:22.540 Look at David's non-expression.

00:11:24.400 He literally just is expressing this.

00:11:27.580 He doesn't crack a smile.

00:11:29.320 He doesn't laugh.

00:11:30.340 He just sits there, just completely neutral

00:11:33.640 to anything that's happening.

00:11:34.780 How did I fall outstanding?

00:11:36.460 That was weird.

00:11:37.300 I watched it happen.

00:11:38.520 I don't think it was fake.

00:11:39.900 No, how did I fake my fall?

00:11:42.160 We went to F1.

00:11:43.000 I didn't talk about this.

00:11:43.900 Formula One.

00:11:44.740 Also didn't get invited to that.

00:11:49.780 Don't tell me that was in the group chat.

00:11:51.720 It's all in the group chat, George.

00:11:53.640 Literally, I actually had this thought.

00:11:55.280 No!

00:11:56.120 All of it, why would it not be?

00:11:57.040 It's the group chat.

00:11:57.880 Well, it was NASCAR, so I was okay with this. 1.00

00:12:00.280 How dare this fucking guy. 1.00

00:12:02.000 It's not NASCAR. 1.00

00:12:02.840 It's not about left turns, Georgie.

00:12:04.160 No, well, it's definitely not about right turns.

00:12:06.880 It's about both.

00:12:07.720 Oh, he stoned, he stoned. 0.73

00:12:08.560 You're out of your mind, dude.

00:12:09.640 Hey, okay, first of all, let's talk about serious topics.

00:12:14.880 That was stuck.

00:12:16.120 Boo! 1.00

00:12:18.960 This asshole. 1.00

00:12:20.280 What, a serious topic? 1.00

00:12:22.040 but you threw it in at that time.

00:12:23.840 Did you want to go that serious though?

00:12:26.420 No.

00:12:27.740 Should we bring David on?

00:12:29.240 No, no, what were you gonna say?

00:12:31.260 Okay, do you guys remember that story

00:12:33.660 when I went to Tanner's house and we like,

00:12:35.240 he had a Ouija board in a room that I was like, 1.00

00:12:37.560 yo, I feel something darks in here. 1.00

00:12:38.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that. 0.99

00:12:39.860 Dude, I have a story, I have a part two.

00:12:42.760 Okay.

00:12:43.640 Bro, Tanner and I,

00:12:46.840 after my 30 day of me no smoking, right?

00:12:49.580 Go to his house,

00:12:50.560 I actually wasn't even gonna go to his house,

00:12:52.040 I was at my house.

00:12:52.660 He calls me and he goes, yo, I can't believe this is going to be one of my last nights.

00:12:55.460 And I go, wait, wait, what?

00:12:56.360 And he goes, yeah, I'm selling the house. 1.00

00:12:57.480 I go, what the fuck? 0.99

00:12:58.620 I go, bro, we have so many memories there. 0.99

00:13:00.000 I'm like, I'm jumping in my car right now.

00:13:01.440 We're going to have a boys night or we're going to hang out there and just tell stories

00:13:03.980 about that house.

00:13:05.060 Give it a good go.

00:13:05.820 Goodbye.

00:13:06.840 Whole night.

00:13:07.440 Bye, bye, bye.

00:13:07.900 Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

00:13:09.640 And then I realized if that demon's in here, he knows this is my last night here.

00:13:15.560 So I'm smoking.

00:13:16.540 And obviously when you smoke, you get a little paranoid.

00:13:18.420 I'm sleeping, bro.

00:13:20.280 Beat tired.

00:13:20.960 he just goes into his bedroom

00:13:22.760 I'm saying a prayer

00:13:25.120 in my heart

00:13:25.820 I swear on my

00:13:26.740 I swear on my girlfriend

00:13:28.040 and my relationship

00:13:29.100 everything I'm telling you right now

00:13:30.600 is

00:13:31.180 literally exactly how it happened

00:13:33.160 I'm laying there

00:13:34.460 and I just hear

00:13:35.300 like

00:13:35.820 like

00:13:36.660 feet

00:13:38.300 you know like

00:13:38.920 like when you have no socks on

00:13:40.260 like when a duckling walks across the floor

00:13:41.900 exactly

00:13:42.500 but running

00:13:43.940 yeah

00:13:44.460 like somebody sprinted past

00:13:45.640 on hardwood

00:13:46.180 uh no um

00:13:47.620 carpet

00:13:48.500 no no no

00:13:49.120 keep your carpet sliders on

00:13:50.040 no no no

00:13:50.480 what is the other thing the ghost wanted to have fun carpet and tile tiles tiles so very distinct 0.80

00:13:57.280 it's gotta be tiles runs and i'm like yo what the fuck was that so i go tanner because it was 100 0.98

00:14:05.720 somebody ran by me i go tanner he in his room i hear him go what and i go oh fuck and i get up 0.97

00:14:12.200 and i get so scared my legs can't move because i know it's in this dark area yeah and so i get 0.96

00:14:18.420 on my phone I call my girlfriend call her one time doesn't ring call her on FaceTime doesn't

00:14:24.960 answer just to pause this moment the day after when I was telling the story she goes George you

00:14:29.220 never called me and I showed my phone none of my calls went through not one of my calls went through

00:14:34.220 soon as it hit three o'clock the loudest like gunshot sound goes off in this dark corner and

00:14:41.440 I sprinted to Tanner and I was like,

00:14:43.060 yo, I'm leaving this house right now.

00:14:47.300 Wow, you heard a gunshot noise at 3 a.m.?

00:14:50.220 On tiles?

00:14:51.100 But by myself in the...

00:14:53.040 You should stop smoking weed.

00:14:54.340 Yeah, I think it's over for you, man.

00:14:57.400 You're being weird, George. 1.00

00:14:58.240 What the fuck is this problem? 1.00

00:14:59.460 You're being weird, George. 0.99

00:15:00.780 Can we bring Please Rick David on?

00:15:02.520 No, to say what, you're gonna...

00:15:04.520 What?

00:15:06.000 This kid's a loose cannon.

00:15:07.540 Watch, David, come here.

00:15:08.940 Do I have to leave?

00:15:10.260 No, you're good.

00:15:11.120 Just sit the next couple of words out.

00:15:12.060 Say something, Dave.

00:15:13.380 Hey, welcome back to Impulsive.

00:15:15.120 300th episode.

00:15:16.700 I got Shake Shack coming.

00:15:18.580 It's actually pretty fire.

00:15:19.580 Thank you, Dave.

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00:15:57.060 Can I talk about F1 for a sec?

00:15:58.300 Yeah, go for it.

00:15:58.480 I actually didn't debrief here.

00:16:00.180 We got the privilege of attending F1 with some friends of ours.

00:16:04.140 And met some amazing people.

00:16:06.040 Such a great event.

00:16:07.160 Shaq DJed afterwards.

00:16:08.840 DJ Diesel, huh?

00:16:09.980 Yeah, he's a big DJ.

00:16:10.680 Yo, and good, too.

00:16:11.980 I was vibing on stage.

00:16:13.840 You saw me. 0.97

00:16:14.780 I was a little fucked up with my Polaroid. 0.97

00:16:17.000 Yeah, not surprising. 0.96

00:16:18.080 Hopping, dancing around, you know?

00:16:20.180 And I was watching this race, this F1 race,

00:16:23.380 and looking at these super young drivers,

00:16:27.100 kids who have dedicated their lives

00:16:28.720 to just becoming the best at this sport,

00:16:30.680 and oftentimes they represent a big brand

00:16:32.920 or an entire country,

00:16:35.980 and they're so loved.

00:16:38.020 Like, I think F1 is one of the most expensive sports

00:16:40.860 in the world, they say.

00:16:41.600 Somebody told me it costs a billion dollars

00:16:43.380 to get a team in F1.

00:16:45.440 It's insane.

00:16:45.800 Sorry, it doesn't cost a billion dollars.

00:16:46.980 You have to have a billion dollar net worth

00:16:48.980 and be able to prove that to start a team in F1.

00:16:50.540 Interesting.

00:16:51.080 And the cars cost like 30, 35 million dollars.

00:16:53.520 And it's a really, it's like go-karts on steroids

00:16:57.300 on more steroids.

00:16:59.340 And I was watching these kids compete 1.00

00:17:01.860 and bro, fucking Lewis Hamilton. 0.99

00:17:03.800 Lewis Hamilton just leading the pack 1.00

00:17:06.500 for most of the race

00:17:07.840 he didn't end up coming first

00:17:08.860 but this guy is

00:17:10.840 been dominating this sport for so long

00:17:14.800 he's the GOAT of F1

00:17:17.260 and I think to myself

00:17:19.760 every single time

00:17:21.060 it's just Lewis dominating, dominating, dominating

00:17:23.280 and like why?

00:17:25.160 and the competitive side of me

00:17:26.960 started looking at these guys

00:17:28.340 going around these turns and going 1.00

00:17:29.700 shit 0.99

00:17:31.780 I wouldn't like to 0.99

00:17:33.840 I wouldn't mind driving fast

00:17:35.000 going around turns

00:17:35.760 what's what

00:17:37.040 did you just leave this up

00:17:38.520 so you go from boxing

00:17:39.900 to NASCAR

00:17:40.860 it's not NASCAR dude 0.97

00:17:42.480 yo I'm gonna slap 1.00

00:17:43.560 the shit out of you 1.00

00:17:44.280 it's not fucking NASCAR 1.00

00:17:45.920 what's the difference 0.98

00:17:46.720 no you skipped six

00:17:47.780 you skipped six things

00:17:48.960 boxing not straight to NASCAR

00:17:50.980 boxing to

00:17:52.580 being the generation's

00:17:54.240 most impactful artist

00:17:55.380 president of the United States

00:17:58.120 and now

00:17:59.120 the number one 1.00

00:18:00.020 that fuck 1.00

00:18:00.460 nah bro 1.00

00:18:01.220 Cause I was watching Lewis and I was, and he's good.

00:18:03.440 I'm sure he drives pretty fast, but are you already talking smoke?

00:18:08.380 I mean, no, no, no.

00:18:09.500 Oh, I don't know who says that.

00:18:10.640 First off, you already talking smoke.

00:18:13.100 You should have just stuck with weather.

00:18:14.820 I could have sent it already and talked about the high pressure system over

00:18:17.480 Wisconsin.

00:18:18.840 I texted Jake.

00:18:20.000 Let me actually read what I said to Jake.

00:18:22.520 Is it about me?

00:18:25.440 Nah, nah, man.

00:18:27.800 He's so hot. 1.00

00:18:29.100 How are you supposed to be a Christian? 1.00

00:18:30.060 Why are you so sweaty, bro? 1.00

00:18:31.420 I get sweaty with the lights that he...

00:18:32.880 You look guilty right now.

00:18:35.740 What'd you do?

00:18:36.660 I'd rather not say.

00:18:37.940 What are you talking about?

00:18:38.680 Lost all the money you ever had here in Vegas.

00:18:39.820 Oh, I did.

00:18:40.440 I did.

00:18:40.740 Vegas has been very rude to me.

00:18:43.080 Vegas has been very rude to me, man.

00:18:46.080 We were talking about this last night,

00:18:47.460 the idea of touching the stove.

00:18:50.560 And, you know, they say,

00:18:51.820 well, he's got to touch the stove.

00:18:52.940 I have touched the Vegas stove

00:18:54.680 more times than I can count.

00:18:56.200 And yet I still keep touching it.

00:18:58.760 you just don't learn huh me either i know you lost as well last night yeah it's no big deal

00:19:04.140 are we would you say we're losers uh uh join the club brother nice i you know i i i have these

00:19:10.020 problems and like you there's there's some things i'm still learning i'm stubborn sometimes you

00:19:13.500 know sometimes like they like prove that i can um win eventually right uh speaking of my

00:19:19.940 stubbornness danny and i were uh shooting a a uh photo the other day it's like it's like two weeks

00:19:26.280 ago while i was still in los angeles and we needed a box so she got a box from her car and we used

00:19:32.820 it to like stand on something and we went to the next location and so i like put the box it's you

00:19:38.520 know like a wooden box like almost like an apple box it's a crate i put it like somewhere on the

00:19:43.120 sidewalk and we're walking and danny's like hey by the way what'd you do with the box like do you

00:19:46.600 have it and i was like no it's heavy it's clunky i didn't want to move from a to b i just left it

00:19:50.880 like in a bush she's like oh like we should go move it you know like my my driver's license is

00:19:57.160 in it my the deed to my house uh the pink slip to my car i'm like first off why are these important 0.98

00:20:02.400 things in that fucking weird box and second off like shit i'd love to go put it in your car but 0.95

00:20:07.780 i just don't have the time you know we were racing the sun and so my stubbornness even though a part 0.99

00:20:12.800 of me was like damn we should probably go put this back because if it gets stolen it's gonna

00:20:16.500 be a problem game over yeah i didn't do it i uh my impatience led me to go do the shoot 0.55

00:20:21.940 sure enough when we came back the box was gone oh my heart drops right because i told danny i was

00:20:29.440 like yeah i'd bet money that it doesn't get stolen right i i like i like how much money did you bet

00:20:34.740 no i i would have well she didn't think you lost no she looked at me her heart just broke and

00:20:40.380 poor danny i'm like oh i've ruined this girl and so i'm like all right maybe maybe you know

00:20:45.820 they're not gonna lose hope searching through the bushes it's gone bro so we go we go to walk back

00:20:50.260 to the car and i'm like there's one more chance that whoever took this is probably like someone

00:20:56.680 who's homeless and like scavenging is in the parking lot sure enough bro i see this dude 0.94

00:21:04.880 shopping cart mound of stuff in danny's fucking box ah on the top of his car and danny had already 0.95

00:21:11.620 danny was like 50 feet ahead of me okay because i was still searching in desperation and she was 0.99

00:21:15.700 talking to him and i see it and i'm like this is not gonna i'm like fuck this is not gonna be good 0.63

00:21:21.460 so i walk up to him and danny's like hey man you know that's my box i'll go up to him i go no i 0.92

00:21:29.280 push it i grab the box and danny walks away now because i'm now i'm angry right and so i start 0.93

00:21:35.620 motherfucking this guy i'm like i'm like is this your box he goes he goes no man it was he was just 0.98

00:21:40.940 in the park i go why would you take something if it's not yours and again i'm giving like a grown 0.99

00:21:44.440 man a lecture on why it's bad to steal he's like it was in the park i go that sign is in the park

00:21:48.560 that car is in the park is everything here just free domain to take whenever you please guy and

00:21:54.280 so i'm screaming at this guy and uh danny goes to the car and uh i'm giving this lesson on why it's

00:21:59.900 not good to steal and i and i ended it with um and so never steal again because you're not that guy 0.69

00:22:07.200 pal and then i this story sucks well i've been talking for a while it also unfortunately also 0.68

00:22:14.000 He'll probably use it because you were reprimanding a homeless. 0.92

00:22:17.140 Hey, this has got to be the tradition.

00:22:19.820 Every hundredth episode has to be trapped.

00:22:22.280 He's going to be like, bro, you just talk for 20 minutes without screaming at a homeless. 1.00

00:22:27.800 Bro, he stole Danny's fucking box. 1.00

00:22:29.560 Bro, he's looking through it. 1.00

00:22:30.700 He needed a place to live.

00:22:31.620 No, no, no.

00:22:32.220 He was going to move into it.

00:22:32.900 No, no, no.

00:22:33.880 What was he going to do with the pink slip?

00:22:35.120 He was going to use my shower towel.

00:22:37.780 Oh, I got a pink slip.

00:22:38.800 You can't say that.

00:22:40.260 Wow.

00:22:40.540 You can't yell at homeless people.

00:22:41.780 I'm glad a homeless person's disposition is funny to you.

00:22:44.980 I'm trying to help!

00:22:46.140 Oh, yeah?

00:22:46.760 There's so much gaslighting in here.

00:22:48.460 If somebody throws on one match... 1.00

00:22:51.580 No, dude, he was looking through the fucking box. 0.99

00:22:53.740 Obviously, because he's probably hungry and looking for something. 1.00

00:22:56.540 Oh, plug a pig slip! 0.92

00:22:58.060 He's going to eat a pig slip!

00:22:59.420 He could sell the car.

00:23:00.720 But what I'm trying to say...

00:23:01.680 That's stealing!

00:23:02.500 That's stealing!

00:23:03.380 Don't bug you!

00:23:04.460 I know, but it's once again back to that empathy thing

00:23:06.740 that we talked about at dinner last night.

00:23:08.400 It's very easy.

00:23:09.380 No, let's get serious, because it's probably going to get caught anyways.

00:23:11.780 but it's very easy to tell people

00:23:14.960 who are in desperate situations in life how to act.

00:23:17.480 When you're looking for your next meal

00:23:19.400 or how you're gonna stay alive,

00:23:21.140 that box may contain something in it

00:23:22.960 that keeps you or your family alive.

00:23:24.340 I totally understand.

00:23:25.280 Do you understand?

00:23:26.120 There's just no way around that.

00:23:26.960 No, no, no, a thousand percent.

00:23:28.180 I get it, bro.

00:23:29.020 If I was in that position, 1.00

00:23:30.260 you'd know I'd be doing the same fucking thing. 0.99

00:23:31.080 Yeah, what's in the box? 1.00

00:23:32.000 No, because I'm a dog, bro.

00:23:33.060 And this guy probably was too.

00:23:34.320 He's probably like, you know, fighting for his own.

00:23:36.740 Correct.

00:23:37.580 The problem is it wasn't his own.

00:23:39.160 And I have no problem with the act,

00:23:41.600 But if you do get caught, you need to understand there's going to be repercussions.

00:23:45.560 Does that make sense?

00:23:46.200 That's the one problem.

00:23:46.880 I'm not like, there's no...

00:23:48.040 And by the way, I took it light.

00:23:49.380 I took it light.

00:23:49.880 You have to understand that his, in those situations, like taking from somebody who's

00:23:54.520 been desperate and been there before, the threat of repercussions do not equal the idea

00:23:59.440 of staying alive and surviving.

00:24:00.820 No, no, no.

00:24:01.320 You know what I'm saying?

00:24:01.900 Like, he's going to do what it takes to stay alive.

00:24:03.620 So when you come up to him and say, yo, don't steal, do you know what he's going to do as

00:24:05.820 soon as you walk away?

00:24:07.040 Steal.

00:24:07.620 He's going to go back to do what he has to do to stay alive.

00:24:09.840 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:24:10.420 so what's the what do we even like talking about because i would say just i would just say hey man

00:24:14.200 like that's mine like i understand that you're trying to stay alive but give me the oh yes okay

00:24:17.600 be slightly more considerate in how yeah

00:24:20.320 dude we are the worst guests for the worst guests to have in your studio just come and trash the

00:24:34.360 place and then be like yo we come and we trash the place in the footage we told howie mandela 1.00

00:24:39.160 This shit looks like a weird dollhouse. 0.99

00:24:42.140 I love Howie Mandel. 1.00

00:24:43.480 He's the best.

00:24:43.960 Hey, I love him.

00:24:45.500 He's so good.

00:24:46.100 He's so funny.

00:24:47.020 A very nice hacker hacked into one of my financial accounts a couple months ago.

00:24:55.800 I don't want to say the name of the company, but it's a money-sharing application where

00:24:59.620 you can send money to people who cut your hair or whatever.

00:25:03.100 And I was having trouble signing in, and I realized that my account had been hacked.

00:25:07.040 and the account was connected to a way to use money.

00:25:13.440 I didn't have access to the account for about four months.

00:25:16.160 I signed back into it.

00:25:17.320 I got access back by showing my ID so on and so forth

00:25:19.740 and verifying my identity.

00:25:20.920 When I signed back in,

00:25:22.560 I realized that the person had actually,

00:25:25.220 in June of this year,

00:25:26.580 bought $3,000 worth of Bitcoin using my money.

00:25:31.840 $3,000 was stolen from me to buy Bitcoin.

00:25:35.140 And while most people would say,

00:25:36.580 that's fucked up the good thing about said financial sharing app is you have to prove

00:25:41.260 your identity to then sell bitcoin so when i signed back into the account the bitcoin that 0.77

00:25:46.800 he bought was now worth five thousand dollars so it was one of the best investments i've ever had

00:25:52.720 and it was done by someone else with my money the thief nearly 2x'd from like can you believe it 0.85

00:25:58.460 thief slash investment guy so i just fucking so i put in my i put in my info sold the bitcoin 0.95

00:26:05.080 and transferred the money 0.99

00:26:05.980 and then canceled

00:26:06.580 the whole account.

00:26:08.080 Dude, he slides back

00:26:08.980 and he's like,

00:26:09.360 oh, feather hands.

00:26:13.140 Feather hands?

00:26:14.220 Paper hands.

00:26:15.140 What's with feather hands?

00:26:16.100 Paper hands, dude.

00:26:19.680 What's going on with this guy?

00:26:21.240 You're honestly out of control.

00:26:23.740 All right.

00:26:24.660 Well, that's it

00:26:25.160 for episode three. 0.99

00:26:30.680 I want someone

00:26:32.380 to scold me right now.

00:26:33.980 Like, I don't know why.

00:26:34.740 So I want someone to say you did a bad job.

00:26:36.760 No, it's odd.

00:26:39.040 Sounds like you need a therapist.

00:26:40.080 Do you know Jacob, the random Swedish guy?

00:26:43.960 Yeah.

00:26:44.220 Who lives in my house?

00:26:45.480 Yeah.

00:26:46.200 Yeah, so I think I went in my L.A. house for the last time this past week.

00:26:52.740 I think it was my final goodbye.

00:26:54.680 You were there.

00:26:55.060 You saw.

00:26:55.720 Yeah.

00:26:56.020 It was...

00:26:56.800 You got choked up.

00:26:57.640 Yeah.

00:26:58.760 Just thought about all the memories in that house, you know?

00:27:00.820 like like an absurd amount of memories and and transformation and just like growth for everyone

00:27:07.300 that entered the house you know what i'm saying i know trust it had a lot of weight exactly bro

00:27:11.820 it's like uh has the ability to like amplify so much magic happened in that house in history and

00:27:18.060 it was sad leaving but uh one day i was there alone um i was with a girl we were in my room

00:27:24.220 what are you guys doing uh what nothing what you said what are you guys up to i know so we were 0.99

00:27:29.280 in my room doing anal and 0.99

00:27:30.960 you got a reaction 1.00

00:27:34.400 he was funny huh German 1.00

00:27:41.560 he was like ah anal I like that 1.00

00:27:45.420 he did say it like that 1.00

00:27:47.460 that's fucked up 0.99

00:27:48.220 I used to do much anal in Dusseldorf 0.99

00:27:53.940 hey I'm not laughing at that 1.00

00:27:57.700 He is, I'd fuck it right in the Frankfurter. 1.00

00:28:05.880 You're gonna break him, Mark. 1.00

00:28:08.760 You smoked him.

00:28:09.840 So look, I'm in the house with this girl alone in my room,

00:28:12.560 and all of a sudden I hear a pop, pop, pop, pop, pop,

00:28:14.700 come from outside, and it sounds like...

00:28:16.420 You told this story on a positive.

00:28:17.720 Jacob, what? I didn't tell you yet.

00:28:19.480 Yeah, you've told this story on a positive.

00:28:21.200 Have I?

00:28:22.100 Absolutely not.

00:28:22.900 Yes, you have.

00:28:23.180 No, I haven't. I don't think I have.

00:28:24.980 But I'll just continue.

00:28:25.860 100% you have, they cut it out.

00:28:28.480 No, no, I'll continue now.

00:28:29.940 All right, they did.

00:28:32.340 Well then, I ain't getting cut this time.

00:28:35.340 I don't think you told this story before.

00:28:37.180 I don't know.

00:28:38.120 But look, I said, here, pop, pop, pop.

00:28:39.180 I'm like, whoa, what's good?

00:28:40.560 But it sounds like it's coming from the neighbor's yard.

00:28:42.180 Like, you know, I was alarmed.

00:28:45.300 That's it, I noted it.

00:28:46.520 Five minutes later, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

00:28:48.420 This time, it's right outside my back door. 0.99

00:28:51.280 I go, damn. 1.00

00:28:52.300 some motherfucking burglar, 1.00

00:28:56.060 some vagabond is about to come running in my house 1.00

00:28:58.460 on some sort of murderous rampage 0.78

00:29:00.640 because he knows I'm like home alone.

00:29:02.560 You know, it was my last day in the house.

00:29:04.940 And so I'm sitting there and I lock all the doors

00:29:10.520 and I go into the bathroom.

00:29:12.380 Mind you, I have no firearms because I moved, right?

00:29:15.480 I live in Puerto Rico now, no firearms. 0.99

00:29:16.800 And we're home alone and my fucking phone died. 0.99

00:29:20.180 My phone died. 1.00

00:29:20.880 It was on 1%.

00:29:21.460 my phone died so i couldn't call the cops so i grabbed this girl's phone i fully call the cops

00:29:24.820 i'm like hey i don't know what to do i know what a gun sounds like someone's outside with a firearm

00:29:28.820 i'm on the phone with the police bro what'd you say none but what am i gonna do i have a broken

00:29:34.340 hand that's the other thing that's the other thing like i'm compromised i had it i literally had a

00:29:39.540 second where i'm like damn as a man i'm fully compromised i can't hand-to-hand comments not

00:29:44.420 possible right my hand's broken it's in the cast again no firearms whatever call the cops while 0.93

00:29:49.460 I'm on the phone with the cops telling them I think like there's a a a armed person outside

00:29:56.100 close range in the house oh first floor now I'm like damn this is it huh I was like this is it 0.53

00:30:03.300 we've heard these stories right like your house gets raided by it on impulsive already one time 0.91

00:30:08.500 yeah you did well I'll just keep going I think I didn't interrupt you guys all right so I'm like 0.63

00:30:15.860 damn like uh this is bad i go hey they're in the house now and the cops you know send the guys and 0.99

00:30:20.880 the team and i i hang up me and this girl just chilling in the bathroom obviously she's like 0.99

00:30:25.080 kind of freaking out because she's seeing me panic i don't really not panic but i'm like i'm 0.99

00:30:30.020 like definitely like activated she's bent over with an anal plug yeah yeah oh yeah we was fucking 0.99

00:30:34.660 the whole time but it was an emergency what's the problem i'm just kidding i'm just kidding 1.00

00:30:40.660 nothing like that was going on then you know nothing like that was going on then you know

00:30:47.260 so um then all of a sudden i hear this knock at the door because i was able to fire off

00:30:52.480 one text to jacob the random swedish guy who uh was staying in like the guest house

00:30:57.520 sweetheart silent kid wouldn't would and even this girl was like what could it possibly jacob 0.93

00:31:02.820 i'm like no he doesn't have a fucking gun it's not like and the kids are probably asleep right 0.92

00:31:06.220 i was able to fire up one text and it was like hey is anyone else in the house right 0.98

00:31:09.840 then my phone died

00:31:11.520 10 minutes later

00:31:13.000 we're hiding in the bathroom

00:31:13.660 we hear a knock on the door

00:31:14.520 and it's Jacob

00:31:15.220 the Swedish kid

00:31:15.860 he's like 1.00

00:31:16.180 Logan

00:31:16.500 is everything okay

00:31:17.340 and I open the door

00:31:18.820 I'm like

00:31:19.260 Jacob bro

00:31:19.800 did you hear gunshots

00:31:21.060 he goes

00:31:21.520 oh yeah yeah

00:31:22.860 I just got my new

00:31:23.940 CO2 pistol

00:31:25.080 he's raw 1.00

00:31:26.660 he's Russian 1.00

00:31:27.240 yeah yeah

00:31:30.140 I just got my new

00:31:30.900 CO2 pistol

00:31:31.740 I go

00:31:32.240 were you firing it

00:31:33.500 in the house

00:31:33.900 he goes

00:31:34.180 oh yeah yeah

00:31:35.160 I did not know

00:31:35.840 you were home

00:31:36.380 I go bro 1.00

00:31:36.960 the fucking cops 1.00

00:31:37.820 are on their way 1.00

00:31:38.460 here right now

00:31:39.820 Dude, if he walked outside,

00:31:42.640 if the cops were like,

00:31:43.520 what's good?

00:31:44.200 Put soap in the door.

00:31:45.360 It's LAPD.

00:31:46.040 Kicked the door open.

00:31:47.140 Jacob, because he's like,

00:31:48.080 what is the problem? 1.00

00:31:50.140 It turns into a fucking sprinkler. 1.00

00:31:53.560 Like the kid was this close. 1.00

00:31:56.180 He was risking it all by shooting a CO2 gun outside

00:31:58.840 because he wanted,

00:31:59.420 he was afraid of living there alone.

00:32:02.000 So he wanted to test his defense.

00:32:03.520 Smart, smart.

00:32:04.160 Smart, but in the house.

00:32:05.320 What was the deal with that?

00:32:06.080 He goes, I thought that,

00:32:06.940 I thought that it was empty,

00:32:08.380 but they wanted to make sure.

00:32:10.020 And by the way, in the process, I hurted my finger.

00:32:13.560 That's an inside. 0.63

00:32:14.720 Yeah, he's not Russian, but that's the best Swedish accent I got.

00:32:17.120 I'm working on it.

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00:33:24.300 What's going on?

00:33:25.540 What's going on?

00:33:31.060 Yeah, but it didn't happen yet.

00:33:32.300 It's the only thing.

00:33:32.940 And it'll have happened.

00:33:33.940 That's why the two fights.

00:33:35.340 uh elon musk just his name just his name like he's gotta be something hey did you see that

00:33:43.780 video where it looks like elon musk but like drake kind of swerves him did you see this

00:33:48.740 he like shakes his hand no you didn't see this no let me try to pull it up something tells me you

00:33:55.100 saw it though

00:33:55.780 sick episode there's no way this is happening right now like this is a joke this is not listen

00:34:16.300 to it listen to it like we got to do something no stop stop let me just say this really quick

00:34:21.820 Like, we can't even bold-facedly say this is the best podcast.

00:34:25.460 We're not even talking.

00:34:29.900 Like, hey, are you guys audio only?

00:34:32.420 We're barely audio.

00:34:34.700 We're not even audio.

00:34:36.460 We're barely, he's barely visible.

00:34:38.340 He just left us.

00:34:40.800 I thought you were sleeping now.

00:34:43.120 He's passed out.

00:34:46.800 All right, let's jump right back into it.

00:34:49.220 Is there anything about NFT NYC?

00:34:51.820 Like this, like this, like this, like this.

00:34:54.920 He's got nothing.

00:34:56.400 Go to NFTs, quick.

00:34:58.680 The audience loves them.

00:35:02.720 Hurry, say something about crypto rocks.

00:35:05.940 Go ahead.

00:35:07.340 No, that's why I wasn't saying anything.

00:35:09.920 That's why I wasn't saying anything. 0.98

00:35:11.540 I got to ask you, who's the fucking idea was it to choose this? 0.97

00:35:15.660 Who's the idea? 0.98

00:35:17.600 Okay, listen.

00:35:18.320 First of all, I've been making these.

00:35:19.480 Me too.

00:35:20.000 I sunk like three already.

00:35:21.260 What was your question?

00:35:21.820 Maybe we play a game, dude.

00:35:22.980 Maybe we just keep it real.

00:35:24.280 Nah, we just do that kind of stuff.

00:35:25.500 I don't like it anymore.

00:35:27.600 You guys want to hit some sponsors?

00:35:33.200 If you've made it this far into the episode,

00:35:35.940 ow.

00:35:37.580 Ow.

00:35:39.420 If you've made it this far into the episode, 1.00

00:35:42.260 you're an Indian. 1.00

00:35:43.920 No, no, no. 1.00

00:35:45.120 Dude, I keep sinking these in, dude.

00:35:47.240 I won't miss.

00:35:49.460 Let's just break for a hot second

00:35:51.180 and recoup.

00:35:52.260 I think we've been

00:35:53.000 in a break.

00:35:55.280 Okay, sorry.

00:35:57.680 This is more of a break up.

00:35:59.240 Listen, listen.

00:36:00.520 Listen, here's what happens.

00:36:03.300 We always, like,

00:36:04.280 find our, like,

00:36:05.120 stroke,

00:36:05.780 like, our rhythm.

00:36:07.700 We're off to get started.

00:36:08.840 Like, midway through,

00:36:09.940 which we did for a second.

00:36:11.220 I felt like we, like,

00:36:12.120 we're getting on to something,

00:36:13.340 but then that,

00:36:13.880 and then...

00:36:14.580 But then we're not.

00:36:16.060 Nah.

00:36:17.800 Didn't you guys have notes?

00:36:18.920 I thought you guys said

00:36:19.460 you had a bunch of things

00:36:20.120 to talk about.

00:36:21.180 I don't think anyone said that.

00:36:22.340 I had that ghost one,

00:36:23.260 but you guys didn't make it

00:36:24.080 very cool.

00:36:24.920 What?

00:36:25.160 That was nice.

00:36:27.620 Dude, my whole...

00:36:28.740 Well said.

00:36:32.280 Dude.

00:36:33.280 I wish there was a heckler in here 1.00

00:36:36.100 and I'd smack the shit out of him. 1.00

00:36:38.440 Is there a heckler 1.00

00:36:39.360 or a homeless person?

00:36:43.680 Either one of them 1.00

00:36:44.640 is catching the fucking hands. 1.00

00:36:46.660 I don't even give a fuck 1.00

00:36:47.980 at this point. 1.00

00:36:49.120 I can't take this shit. 0.99

00:36:51.180 we have so we also have like a hundred topics that we can't we really don't 1.00

00:36:55.720 want to talk about we got death at music festivals we got portnoy like let's talk

00:37:02.420 about that not in a bad way probably I bring out a bottle and smash it with his

00:37:07.400 No, because let me explain what

00:37:08.600 He's the guy who breaks the bottles, right?

00:37:21.680 Yeah, good, good, good, good

00:37:22.860 Oh, no, but listen, I saw this thing

00:37:26.440 And mind you, I saw it on the internet

00:37:27.720 So I don't know if it's true or not

00:37:28.680 I want to confirm it with you boys here

00:37:30.220 That whole, like, article obviously was a sham 0.99

00:37:33.440 And all that bullshit, right? 0.99

00:37:34.840 But somebody 0.98

00:37:35.640 unfortunately this topic may be

00:37:40.200 outside of our grasp

00:37:41.480 I don't think we can do this

00:37:42.840 I think you kind of teed yourself up and then took the

00:37:46.220 swing too

00:37:46.820 by the way

00:37:48.400 he's like well you know

00:37:51.480 I was seeing this one thing and we all know it's all 1.00

00:37:54.160 bullshit but 1.00

00:37:54.820 I never said it was all bullshit 1.00

00:37:57.620 rewind the tapes 0.98

00:38:00.320 everybody knows that

00:38:02.120 spice is the essence of life

00:38:04.040 that can't be right

00:38:04.920 no but

00:38:05.920 I didn't know that

00:38:06.700 variety

00:38:08.220 should we

00:38:09.500 no but let me say this

00:38:10.480 should we revisit this

00:38:11.580 no let's run this whole episode on edit

00:38:13.520 that's what I'm saying

00:38:14.280 no that's what I'm saying

00:38:15.380 that's what I'm saying

00:38:16.280 no no I mean everything

00:38:17.760 no 100%

00:38:19.040 not one cut

00:38:19.880 you like it 0.93

00:38:20.860 and just see what happens

00:38:21.740 what if we just do it over

00:38:23.900 no I don't think so

00:38:26.640 this is 300 bro

00:38:27.340 we can't be

00:38:27.780 no see that's what I'm saying

00:38:28.820 I think

00:38:29.200 I think it's

00:38:29.760 I think it's expected

00:38:31.320 that it's super dope

00:38:32.660 and like 0.99

00:38:33.100 it's fucking not 0.99

00:38:33.980 And we don't, we just go worse. 0.99

00:38:36.360 They aim to scare you.

00:38:37.120 Well, no, no, no, but it's true,

00:38:38.300 but it's also representative of where we all are in our lives.

00:38:41.080 I mean, dude, episode 100 is such an important episode to us.

00:38:43.360 We did, we had musical performances.

00:38:45.500 We took so much time and care and effort 0.99

00:38:46.900 because we were so fucking. 1.00

00:38:47.720 Our guests fucked our audience members. 1.00

00:38:49.320 Correct. 1.00

00:38:49.500 Every one of our guests got laid by our audience members.

00:38:51.380 Episode 200, we're like, yo, let's bring a huge guest on.

00:38:54.560 Nailed James Charles.

00:38:55.580 I nailed James Charles.

00:38:58.460 Possibly not the best wording.

00:38:59.780 You're not cutting either because we're not cutting anything.

00:39:01.880 What I'm trying to say is this.

00:39:02.820 We got James Charles on the show.

00:39:04.200 Yep.

00:39:04.660 There's nothing more representative of the train wreck

00:39:07.480 that our lives have become over the past six months 1.00

00:39:10.040 than this episode being pure dog shit. 1.00

00:39:12.420 Pure, unadulterated canine feces 1.00

00:39:15.260 dumped all over the faces of our unsuspecting victim fans

00:39:19.020 who can do nothing now but watch as flaming bodies

00:39:23.280 depart the train wreck as it crashes,

00:39:26.960 barrels into a wall with no brakes,

00:39:30.560 people running for their lives. 0.99

00:39:32.260 Please fucking help me. 0.99

00:39:33.760 I'm on fire. 0.95

00:39:35.360 Why has episode 300

00:39:37.060 done this to me?

00:39:38.200 I love the show. 0.99

00:39:39.880 It's so fucking bad. 0.98

00:39:42.540 How did you think 0.99

00:39:43.460 about all that?

00:39:45.260 That's where we're at, boys. 0.99

00:39:47.460 That's where we're fucking at, dude. 0.97

00:39:49.480 So I hope you enjoy 0.97

00:39:50.480 this one, Jed.

00:39:51.580 Free game.

00:39:52.880 Because God knows

00:39:53.880 this ain't going 0.97

00:39:54.460 fucking nowhere. 0.98

00:39:56.820 Oh, Jesus, bro. 0.99

00:39:58.580 maybe the gunshot you heard in the ghost room was just a popper

00:40:02.520 yo you look to the right it wasn't that he's like what i'm just trying my new air pistol

00:40:07.760 oh my god do you know what i just realized he's giving us hand signals no you know what i just

00:40:24.160 realized he went like this you know what i realized there's a whole dream room watching

00:40:27.640 this. No. Yes. No, there's not.

00:40:29.840 Yeah, there is. Well, we can't cut that.

00:40:31.540 Hold on. Let me go see what it looks like. Just talk about

00:40:33.700 some bullshit. So anyways, 1.00

00:40:35.380 here's some more brain-friendly conversation.

00:40:38.080 Is it a green room? Do you guys

00:40:39.620 ever think about your parents?

00:40:41.460 You guys can see us. This is how to

00:40:43.580 stop that. Oh, Jesus. Don't be perverted.

00:40:45.900 Oh, fuck. Hi. 1.00

00:40:50.360 This is fucking insane. 0.97

00:40:52.680 Are we cutting all this part? 0.99

00:40:54.480 Bro, not only is there 0.98

00:40:55.600 a fucking green room, 0.99

00:40:57.640 there's there's like a fucking girl watching dude is she like just like with popcorn like this 1.00

00:41:02.340 is she laughing at least no she's she when i walked in she looked horrified 1.00

00:41:06.120 obviously it's probably what i said before you left she has nothing to do she wants nothing to 0.75

00:41:11.460 do with me what did you say that's just a pretty weird bro do you want to know why before i left

00:41:15.580 you just said do you ever watch your parents what you're thinking about your parents while 1.00

00:41:19.440 you're masturbating bro this is what i'm saying so you should stop smoking weed 1.00

00:41:23.380 well i thought this is all shit that's also no it's made you a weird pervert and also keep in 1.00

00:41:30.160 mind i said that i said stop being weird wow me you're the same person keep in mind those people 0.99

00:41:35.300 that i was describing earlier that were running from the train she's one of them she's just got 0.97

00:41:40.320 off a flaming train car she's screaming for her fucking life right now dude in the green room 0.94

00:41:46.380 let's talk about something that actually might matter 0.99

00:41:48.680 the fact that facebook changed their name to meta time for nfts boys let's get in the game i just

00:41:56.880 think it's important i really do i think this is something people should start thinking about 0.99

00:42:01.180 so if if you believe can we do something productive boys what the fuck are you two 0.98

00:42:08.260 giggling at because no no i'm laughing because i don't know yeah see that's what dude you got 0.99

00:42:14.940 issues you have major problems well you guys gave me drugs no we didn't no we didn't you demanded

00:42:22.040 them from poor kevin he's younger than you i didn't don't do that don't don't paint me out

00:42:26.960 he's barely 18 he's barely 18 he's a child it's a minor it's one of the child victims of the great

00:42:34.220 You bought some trade, man.

00:42:37.260 Of 2021.

00:42:39.380 The horrifying collision between

00:42:41.500 the number one podcast in the world and a bridge.

00:42:44.780 Bro, I'm going to attempt to say something.

00:42:46.720 I don't know what it is, but please don't.

00:42:49.360 No, I'm not saying that.

00:42:51.460 No, seriously.

00:42:52.900 Do you mind?

00:42:53.660 No, if you mind.

00:42:54.680 I don't.

00:42:55.280 First of all, bring that negative energy.

00:42:56.800 No, I'm going to do that.

00:42:57.460 I stopped.

00:42:58.280 No, it's fine.

00:42:59.540 I just think it's important.

00:43:00.760 I really do.

00:43:01.640 But why do you find it?

00:43:02.920 Look, look, look, look.

00:43:03.840 Look, this makes too much sense to me.

00:43:05.680 This makes too much sense.

00:43:06.580 I just cannot see this happening any other way.

00:43:09.240 If you believe everything is going digital,

00:43:11.340 and I've said this before on this show before too,

00:43:14.080 you'd also believe that eventually your digital life

00:43:17.080 is probably going to be worth more

00:43:19.500 and mean more to you than your physical life.

00:43:21.620 I don't know how far out this is.

00:43:23.460 40 years, 50 years, 60 years.

00:43:25.360 Nah, nah.

00:43:26.220 It might not even be that far.

00:43:27.860 Because think about it.

00:43:28.640 All right, let me ask you this question quickly.

00:43:30.760 Just on that topic.

00:43:32.260 Would you rather delete your Instagram today

00:43:35.740 or lose your car?

00:43:40.360 Why did you do that?

00:43:42.280 Why did you do that?

00:43:43.220 I need you to go to a very alone place.

00:43:45.320 Okay, so what I'm saying is this.

00:43:46.500 Would you rather lose your Instagram or lose your pet?

00:43:50.380 Well, that's life.

00:43:51.740 Well, that's what I'm saying.

00:43:52.740 Not the pet.

00:43:54.500 I'm trying to make an illustration.

00:43:55.400 You're going to keep your Instagram and not your pet, Mike?

00:43:58.120 I'm trying to make it.

00:43:59.500 What wouldn't be the first time you left one of us?

00:44:01.600 Nothing from David, you have the dog.

00:44:08.680 You're doing a great job taking care of it, by the way.

00:44:10.620 Really?

00:44:11.460 Yeah.

00:44:12.300 All right, but let me just say illustrate,

00:44:13.340 just say illustrate, seriously.

00:44:14.400 Seriously, what I'm getting at?

00:44:15.780 I felt like I was saying some really good stuff.

00:44:18.300 I really am trying to illustrate something here.

00:44:20.160 All right, Instagram, your Instagram page

00:44:22.440 is your digital life, correct?

00:44:24.840 Would you say that that's more important

00:44:26.160 than something that currently exists in your regular life? 1.00

00:44:27.600 No, no, shut up, bro, shut up. 0.99

00:44:29.280 I'm on a roll. 1.00

00:44:30.280 You're on a trot.

00:44:33.540 Let's not take it too far.

00:44:34.920 All right, you're right.

00:44:35.520 Good.

00:44:37.400 How are you going to clip this?

00:44:38.740 What if someone wants to watch this clip?

00:44:40.560 Who would want to watch this? 1.00

00:44:43.100 It's a fucking fatality. 1.00

00:44:45.340 No one wants to watch it. 1.00

00:44:48.560 It's going to be on faces of death.

00:44:52.320 Someone would want to watch this.

00:44:54.620 Because I just...

00:44:55.500 Dude, I'm realizing now.

00:44:57.540 So we look at our parents.

00:45:00.280 Not one thing, huh?

00:45:02.680 Not one thought.

00:45:04.160 Not one thought.

00:45:05.000 He just talked about thinking about his parents 1.00

00:45:07.120 or masturbating and then you said that. 0.99

00:45:14.240 I'm so sorry. 0.99

00:45:15.720 George, is that why you laughed? 0.97

00:45:17.600 Yes, because in my mind, I go, pervert. 0.93

00:45:25.040 So we look at our parents.

00:45:28.680 I'm so sorry.

00:45:30.280 All right, so I'll think about a parent.

00:45:33.460 No, I don't believe I can get through this at this point.

00:45:36.220 No, no, no.

00:45:37.060 I won't break this.

00:45:37.900 I don't believe I can get through this.

00:45:42.860 I believe you can.

00:45:43.780 No. 1.00

00:45:51.640 We look at our parents naked and we masturbate to them. 1.00

00:46:00.280 What's going on? 1.00

00:46:05.380 Help me!

00:46:06.680 The train is crashed! 0.99

00:46:09.480 My fucking fever is broken! 0.99

00:46:12.540 Wow, so we only made... 1.00

00:46:13.920 I need a paramedic! 1.00

00:46:15.960 Fucking natural noise 1.00

00:46:17.460 that's tripping off the tracks! 1.00

00:46:19.980 This is...

00:46:20.640 Did you guys watch the last impulsive episode?

00:46:22.560 This is nutty.

00:46:23.040 No, bro, who watches these anymore?

00:46:25.720 Were you...

00:46:26.120 We're literally...

00:46:27.360 We should just simply do an intro right now

00:46:31.280 for the Peter Schiff episodes

00:46:32.580 because that's what we're using.

00:46:33.720 Yeah, Peter Schiff episode 0.90

00:46:35.120 is actually fucking fantastic.

00:46:36.960 I thought that you guys keep this in. 0.96

00:46:38.440 No, I think so too.

00:46:39.240 I think we're keeping this in.

00:46:39.760 We're going to use as much as possible.

00:46:40.560 I just want to say one thing. 0.99

00:46:41.540 Can we do the parents masturbating part? 0.97

00:46:42.920 Absolutely not. 0.94

00:46:43.680 That's one of the only things we can keep.

00:46:47.680 It's actually the whole episode.

00:46:49.100 Hey, sorry, pal.

00:46:50.200 Do you want to know what the title is? 1.00

00:46:51.580 George masturbates to his parents. 1.00

00:46:53.420 Sorry, pal. 1.00

00:46:53.920 Congratulations. 1.00

00:46:55.260 You're a pervert. 1.00

00:46:56.020 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:46:56.360 He used the part in the podcast where I joke around. 1.00

00:47:01.060 I go, yeah, me and my girlfriend broke up, and I kept it very serious.

00:47:03.820 And I said, yeah, she cheated on me. 1.00

00:47:06.100 And he's like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:47:07.160 I got served that today, 5 million views. 1.00

00:47:09.300 He cut right when I said that.

00:47:11.000 Yeah.

00:47:12.080 Well, you know, Steve's a handsome guy.

00:47:14.320 He's a very handsome guy.

00:47:15.120 He'll do it.

00:47:15.720 And he will.

00:47:16.500 He's rich, too, now.

00:47:18.080 There's nothing not to like him, you know?

00:47:21.440 Well, Steve will definitely not do it when it comes to my girlfriend.

00:47:24.900 I don't know if it's possible.

00:47:27.020 I need to, it's just, I can't.

00:47:29.380 Maybe we just don't post this and we do a good-

00:47:32.260 Oh brother.

00:47:39.080 This is being posted.

00:47:46.100 Boo!

00:47:49.340 Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.

00:47:52.400 Yes. 1.00

00:47:54.040 Oh shit. 1.00

00:47:55.200 No problem, no problem. 1.00

00:47:57.080 Oh yeah?

00:47:57.920 No problem?

00:47:58.760 You wanna come in and fix it?

00:47:59.600 No, come on in.

00:48:00.600 We're not using this anyways.

00:48:02.540 Not much going on today, huh?

00:48:04.560 How about that Canelo?

00:48:06.880 Heard he's got a big-

00:48:07.720 Could you throw me your pen again?

00:48:08.760 Heard-

00:48:09.600 What, right now?

00:48:10.560 Yeah.

00:48:11.400 Heard he's got quite the fight coming on tonight.

00:48:13.600 Yep, yep.

00:48:14.420 By the time this episode comes out,

00:48:16.080 we'll even know what had happened.

00:48:17.220 Yep.

00:48:19.240 Would've almost been smarter

00:48:20.240 to just do this after the fight.

00:48:21.640 Yeah.

00:48:22.480 That's what I said before I sat down.

00:48:24.020 That's what I said.

00:48:24.700 I said, should we do this tomorrow

00:48:27.440 so we have a little bit more ammunition?

00:48:29.320 And we're like, nah, it's only two fights.

00:48:31.420 George is flying in and out.

00:48:32.820 Just for the podcast, we can't do it.

00:48:34.580 You guys don't care about the metaverse?

00:48:36.180 I said I'd call.

00:48:36.780 No, we do.

00:48:37.280 I swear to you I will not interrupt.

00:48:39.440 I'm dead serious.

00:48:40.400 Do you think they're doing that as kind of like a... 0.99

00:48:42.480 No, Georgie, fucking listen. 0.99

00:48:45.140 Bro, this is... 1.00

00:48:46.220 Please just fucking listen. 0.98

00:48:48.360 I feel like this is important. 0.99

00:48:51.180 I'm saying to you.

00:48:52.120 like you listen to me

00:48:53.240 and start thinking about this

00:48:54.360 just start thinking

00:48:54.980 all I'm here to do

00:48:55.560 is plant seeds

00:48:56.140 gotcha

00:48:56.540 everything's going 0.99

00:48:59.960 are you fucking kidding me 0.99

00:49:01.620 David 0.99

00:49:02.000 David

00:49:03.000 don't disrespect the meta

00:49:04.960 would you stop

00:49:08.520 assaulting people

00:49:09.600 this would never happen

00:49:13.820 in the digital world

00:49:14.760 oh my god

00:49:16.440 alright

00:49:17.560 everything's going digital

00:49:19.720 eventually

00:49:20.480 the world will be

00:49:21.500 accommodated and tuned for that. I really do believe that. I've said this before on this

00:49:26.360 show. There's going to be a time where anyone in the world is going to be able to do this,

00:49:29.960 become someone that they're not or anyone that they want to be and conduct their life

00:49:35.980 business as usual. And it's going to mean a lot to some people because the amount of fun

00:49:41.080 and the amount of experience and things and possibilities you're able to do in this world

00:49:46.120 will be limitless and that's exciting this space let's coin it now as the metaverse although

00:49:52.840 i read this twitter thread the other day which i really like the metaverse may also be it could

00:49:58.740 be interpreted as a as a point in time the point in time where your digital life is worth more than

00:50:03.680 your physical life right where you don't want to take off those goggles do you remember going to

00:50:07.880 the vr uh playground with with the guns we put on the goggles we ran around in a different world

00:50:12.500 and with our friends, it was fun.

00:50:13.820 I remember when I took those goggles off.

00:50:18.740 You didn't want to be here.

00:50:19.920 You wanted to be back in the world.

00:50:21.400 It was more fun.

00:50:22.220 This isn't the first time that story's been told.

00:50:24.140 There's movies about this.

00:50:24.980 No, no, no, no, no.

00:50:25.500 But I'm saying now,

00:50:26.500 especially now more than ever,

00:50:28.980 it is happening.

00:50:30.480 And everyone should be thinking

00:50:33.700 about how they're going to

00:50:35.140 change and adapt for the metaverse.

00:50:39.980 I really do believe that.

00:50:41.060 it's can you can you explain quickly for the people watching this that don't know even know

00:50:45.120 what the meta what metaverse means there's got to be it's it's it's my mom watches this show

00:50:49.560 sure sure sure sure so robin imagine imagine the metaverse as like a uh it's it's a digital world

00:50:56.440 essentially and and there can be universe there could be there's going to be multiple of them

00:51:01.600 right facebook again just changed their name to meta like that is fucking insane like the world 0.52

00:51:07.280 and ready player one right that's meta are you catching on like that's that's what's gonna 0.72

00:51:12.700 happen the currently uh metaverse people were not super happy about mark and that announcement right

00:51:17.680 because they were like because he that's a centralized metaverse right so so that's that's

00:51:22.280 the things because because it's facebook and because it's uh zuckerberg and they have so many

00:51:27.800 resources power and power yeah like i i would presume that one day that meta is is going to be

00:51:36.340 doing the same thing that Facebook is doing, right? 0.97

00:51:38.920 Collecting your data and serving you very fucking 0.96

00:51:41.580 targeted ads in your metaverse, 0.97

00:51:43.200 which sort of defeats the purpose of the metaverse

00:51:46.100 which is a byproduct and sort of stemming

00:51:49.560 from being catalyzed by the blockchain,

00:51:51.120 which is a decentralized system.

00:51:52.660 So it kind of ruins the point of the idea

00:51:54.500 of decentralization.

00:51:55.340 So this generation will be defined

00:52:01.480 by the war on digital sovereignty.

00:52:04.320 okay i can't believe that you got that sentence that was a good who owns what and is able to do

00:52:11.500 what uh that is morally responsible in these worlds that do not exist yet uh nike just filed

00:52:18.640 for a trademark for uh their their logo uh a couple of their slogans just do a couple of the

00:52:24.420 other big ones um in the metaverse right so imagine you put on your goggles and there's a nike store

00:52:29.940 in the metaverse um or imagine i don't know like literally anything it's it's it's limitless and

00:52:36.860 these these spaces will be competing for um audience and audience retention and it's going

00:52:44.140 to be crazy to see how each of these companies uh adapts and the new ones that come up that are

00:52:49.740 going to be hosting these these um just hordes of people that are coming to to go and chat with

00:52:55.060 someone else or be an avatar and play a mini game and potentially earn a yield on a token whatever

00:52:59.800 it is it's a really exciting space and a lot of my uh thinking now i'm actually catering towards

00:53:05.380 that because i just don't believe there isn't any other future besides one where um your digital

00:53:13.120 life becomes extremely extremely meaningful to you so much so that um it it it it it's painful 0.89

00:53:20.320 to take off the glasses or the goggles well i mean imagine playing and i know this sounds stupid

00:53:25.440 but imagine playing 0.85

00:53:26.100 RuneScape as a kid

00:53:26.980 but in RuneScape

00:53:27.880 imagine anything

00:53:29.000 well let's not use that one

00:53:30.680 because you're just

00:53:31.160 looking for rocks

00:53:32.480 that was exciting though

00:53:34.540 what about like Sims

00:53:35.480 because at least you 0.99

00:53:36.100 fucking do stuff like that 0.99

00:53:37.280 yeah he's right 0.99

00:53:37.820 you know what I'm saying 0.85

00:53:38.380 you're extremely horny 0.93

00:53:39.520 are you kidding me bros 0.97

00:53:41.000 do you see what I'm saying

00:53:42.640 somebody said that to me

00:53:43.480 did I iterate that okay

00:53:44.680 did I say that okay

00:53:45.560 does that make sense

00:53:46.160 boner

00:53:46.680 no

00:53:47.020 also we all agree with you

00:53:48.940 well hold on

00:53:50.040 so I didn't

00:53:50.960 up until

00:53:51.560 by the way

00:53:52.260 I read the same post

00:53:54.040 that you talked about

00:53:55.000 where he talked about like this quote-unquote singularity moment,

00:53:57.680 singular moment.

00:53:58.780 I saw that you liked it.

00:54:00.280 And I was like, wow.

00:54:01.980 After reading that post, it put it in such a great perspective.

00:54:05.140 I wish we could like show that post to the people watching this.

00:54:07.860 This is the first time where I feel like, yo, this is inevitable.

00:54:10.780 We are moving into the matter.

00:54:12.800 Because, bro, we are already in it.

00:54:14.440 Make no mistake, you're on a podcast right now

00:54:16.300 looking at Hot Chicks profiles on Instagram.

00:54:18.480 You know what I'm saying?

00:54:19.280 Like we were here.

00:54:20.280 It already exists.

00:54:21.900 It's not going to happen.

00:54:23.080 You're in it right now.

00:54:24.060 I know.

00:54:24.360 And every day we spend more and more time on these devices.

00:54:29.020 Oh, you found the post.

00:54:29.680 Yeah, I found the tweet, yeah.

00:54:30.780 Yeah, say who it was.

00:54:32.440 Yeah, yeah, at Sean VP, Sean Peary.

00:54:35.480 S-H-A-A-N, VP on Twitter.

00:54:38.520 And it's a very good post.

00:54:40.300 Like you said, though, the one thing that is scary about it being Facebook is when I walk into my Metaverse house, I don't want to get, I don't want there to be my wallpaper to be made up of Facebook ads.

00:54:49.400 No, 100%.

00:54:49.900 Imagine that you look to your wall that you spent good fucking Solana to build and there's a banner ad.

00:54:57.900 There needs to be, and there will be, I don't know who it's going to be yet, a fully decentralized metaverse.

00:55:05.880 And hopefully someone builds it and does it right.

00:55:07.960 Like what is the Bitcoin of the metaverse?

00:55:12.280 Like what space is that?

00:55:14.680 What's it called?

00:55:15.600 What's the function?

00:55:16.580 Why do we all use it?

00:55:17.660 Is it the user interface?

00:55:18.620 Is it the capabilities?

00:55:21.220 Most likely it'd be codes, wouldn't it?

00:55:25.440 To do more things?

00:55:27.680 Because money makes you do more things.

00:55:29.040 So codes in there would...

00:55:31.200 Yeah, I think you're onto something, George.

00:55:34.840 He's just still thinking about his parents right now.

00:55:38.240 Are they codes?

00:55:40.060 Codes, think about it.

00:55:41.720 If hackers in the game were like millionaires in real life.

00:55:43.980 So they give you access to do things that you can't do.

00:55:47.220 You're right.

00:55:48.620 you're right you're absolutely right it's insane though it's insane to think about uh i'm going to

00:55:54.820 be putting a lot of space headspace into uh the metaverse this is us i i think that's it i think

00:55:59.620 no we're done so did you agree with that or did you really not agree with that no it's obvious 0.54

00:56:04.860 it's fucking code george oh cool then let me know he's like he's we're talking about he's like the 0.90

00:56:09.480 blockchain he's like it could be code no man all right so you don't get it look at this like is 0.99

00:56:15.900 you really thought

00:56:16.480 he did something.

00:56:17.520 He's like,

00:56:18.360 no, bro,

00:56:19.280 this dude thought 0.99

00:56:19.820 he was fucking 0.99

00:56:20.360 Sherlock Holmes 1.00

00:56:21.180 for a second.

00:56:22.280 Wait one sec.

00:56:25.400 Could be codes.

00:56:26.260 What if it's codes?

00:56:28.400 Y'all never thought of that?

00:56:29.360 Oh, but I thought

00:56:30.320 of something

00:56:30.640 while you were talking.

00:56:31.360 You got me inspired.

00:56:32.220 Sure.

00:56:32.520 Okay, check this out.

00:56:33.840 Here we go.

00:56:34.240 Security in real life

00:56:35.220 are cameras, correct?

00:56:36.560 Yep.

00:56:37.040 But maybe security in the...

00:56:38.760 All of it.

00:56:39.340 All of it.

00:56:39.820 Think about all of it.

00:56:40.820 Boom.

00:56:41.280 Wait, hold on.

00:56:42.000 Hold on.

00:56:43.480 So security in the...

00:56:44.920 What if he says

00:56:45.420 are donuts like you just agreed with them donuts but you can't just you know you can't just blindly

00:56:52.820 agree with the donuts are like robocops it's not donuts it's security in the meta world or

00:56:59.300 whatever it is would be no cameras on you because you know how technically anybody could see what

00:57:03.500 you're doing at any time it would be protection to not let people see you yeah i thought you're

00:57:08.900 going somewhere else you agreed with that you just blindly just said no no no no i know it

00:57:12.240 makes sense but like obviously why is everything i say obviously because why i felt like that was

00:57:17.660 a pretty like why would there be cameras in a digital world made of code where everything is

00:57:21.260 replayable no i feel like you threw the word code in there to like to remind me of my last

00:57:28.060 asset dude me and you are buddies and at the end of the day i don't know about it that's what you

00:57:33.180 got to know but i thought you were talking about like like he's you said what about security in

00:57:36.740 the metaverse like yeah of course what is what does security in the metaverse look like what does

00:57:41.020 transacting in the metaverse

00:57:43.580 look like? What does chatting in the metaverse

00:57:45.680 look like? What does dating? What does buying?

00:57:47.440 What does dating? What does going to a theater

00:57:49.720 in the metaverse? Like all of it

00:57:50.960 is going to be answered in the coolest way

00:57:53.740 and I don't know how far out we are.

00:57:55.200 This is what I'm saying.

00:57:56.960 Listen to me.

00:57:58.520 This is what I'm saying.

00:58:00.400 When we think of our parents, when I think of our parents

00:58:02.900 anyways,

00:58:03.960 I don't

00:58:06.200 laugh.

00:58:08.580 Obviously I don't laugh when I think of my parents. 0.68

00:58:11.020 no but you know like like us millennials we think we're so we think we're so fucking advanced right

00:58:18.640 because we had the iphone and and maybe our parents are a little slower with technology and 0.96

00:58:22.180 we think we're fucking special and like you know change the world or maybe fucking it up whatever 0.79

00:58:26.560 we're doing um dude in 50 years we're gonna be our parents and our grandkids are gonna be laughing 0.93

00:58:34.700 at us because of how

00:58:36.480 simplistic and

00:58:38.440 basic this lifestyle was. It's just

00:58:40.380 a fact. And it actually

00:58:41.540 makes me a little

00:58:44.900 sad.

00:58:48.040 We're the pilgrims.

00:58:48.980 You're having FOMO.

00:58:50.400 In the future. Yeah, literally.

00:58:52.240 They're going to be living a life just as vivid

00:58:54.640 as mine with so much more knowledge

00:58:56.740 and capability.

00:58:58.420 That's insane.

00:59:00.100 That's insane. That could lead you to depression, man.

00:59:02.500 No, but obviously I feel

00:59:04.620 like this life is incredible and I, and I, I love it.

00:59:09.160 And it's all I know, but you know,

00:59:12.080 my grandkids are going to live a life

00:59:13.360 that's so much more than this.

00:59:16.760 Or is it, do you know what I'm saying?

00:59:18.720 Or is it far less?

00:59:19.920 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:59:20.760 Because you're actually living a real life

00:59:23.340 when your grandkids are living,

00:59:25.400 they're going to be living a digital life.

00:59:27.000 Is that more, is that, you know what I'm saying?

00:59:28.900 Like, like when we look back,

00:59:30.040 when I look back at my grandfather,

00:59:31.300 like he worked at Remington, 0.99

00:59:33.060 arms and when the army called for him he went to fucking okinawa japan and killed the imperialists 1.00

00:59:38.800 and i'm sitting here fucking jerking off to my parents 0.99

00:59:41.760 no listen here's what here's where uh here's where i think the singularity lies the so-called 0.99

00:59:49.900 singularity how do they how do they bridge that gap between the real world and the metaverse as

00:59:56.680 it pertains to uh feeling and and like sensation yes and i know they're working on that but and

01:00:04.560 even more so uh the core survival and sustenance uh tactics or or or or uh ambitions that we have

01:00:12.300 as humans as a man or woman we are here to eat have sex to reproduce so on and so forth how do 0.97

01:00:20.840 they bridge that gap that's mike's life by the way he's like oh man's just eating fuck well but 0.88

01:00:26.760 you know what i mean at our dad art i know what you mean no stop at our core level at our root

01:00:31.320 level that as as systematic beings that is what we do you know what i'm saying so how do they

01:00:36.460 how do you eat in the metaverse so that you're that's yeah yeah yeah yeah so that your human

01:00:41.660 body receives that sustenance here's what i think will happen okay so you so you go to the get a

01:00:50.420 burger obviously and you're at the shop and you eat a burger and in the real world a iv bag pumps

01:00:58.340 cholesterol and fat into your veins i mean that's insane that's like way far out but but it's

01:01:02.980 possible here's you said that's possible when i said codes well you know codes are it obviously

01:01:09.700 it's codes that we mean it's not possible it is it is you you nailed it that we're agreeing with

01:01:13.800 Like, great job.

01:01:15.900 Like, you might as well have said, I'm sitting here.

01:01:19.900 You know what I'm saying? Like, obviously.

01:01:21.480 Ooh, nice.

01:01:22.560 Nice, nice, nice.

01:01:24.300 No, no, I wanted to say something.

01:01:25.940 Yeah.

01:01:26.760 All right.

01:01:27.660 This leads me into a thought I had,

01:01:29.200 is what's harder?

01:01:32.120 Raising a child in this world, 2021,

01:01:36.320 or raising a child in a world that doesn't exist yet?

01:01:40.920 damn i would say raising a child i would say raising a child in a world is i the high one 0.51

01:01:48.100 here hey would it be harder to to grow baby here or when the baby not here yet 0.98

01:01:55.560 young melissa i'm sorry i'm unfortunately gonna have to raise you in the void it's 20 years 2267

01:02:02.100 we have known nothing about this world you can try walking unfortunately it's gonna be quite

01:02:07.320 difficult because the code hasn't been written yet so i meant like this i meant like this the

01:02:12.980 world that doesn't exist yet like the like the the uh the metaverse and this space that we're

01:02:17.500 talking about like how how do you how do you effectively fuck y'all well no but i will say 0.95

01:02:23.320 this how do you how do you live without we're done listen thank you guys the streamies 0.99

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01:02:34.960 we got nominated

01:02:35.900 oh we did

01:02:36.780 well we're gonna lose

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01:02:40.180 what do you mean

01:02:41.100 this is a sure win

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - November 09, 2021

E300 Our 300th And Worst Episode Ever

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