Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E302 Hooking Up With My Best Friend's Ex

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00:01:53.720 halloween it's right up next to the microphone i hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each

00:01:59.120 other you've never seen italy so quiet as when the pope gets up to wink on halloween listen to

00:02:05.320 artists on artists on artists on artists every thursday on the iheart radio app apple podcasts 0.96

00:02:10.200 or wherever you get your podcasts do you think there's an issue with a girl going damn man i

00:02:16.120 really like to fix things with logan man do you think we could fly out to puerto rico by the way

00:02:20.040 do you care if I

00:02:20.660 right now?

00:02:22.000 Like, bro,

00:02:22.360 there's a reason

00:02:22.820 I don't talk to this girl. 1.00

00:02:24.040 You idiot. 1.00

00:02:31.760 I can't get my mic, bro. 1.00

00:02:33.600 Look at me.

00:02:34.020 He goes,

00:02:34.580 wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:02:36.140 Oh, no.

00:02:36.880 Push it back.

00:02:37.300 Push it back. 0.99

00:02:37.640 Push it back.

00:02:38.060 I'll start.

00:02:38.540 No, I want to.

00:02:39.520 Push it back.

00:02:39.980 All right.

00:02:41.680 Thanks for watching,

00:02:42.360 Paul.

00:02:42.500 Are we rolling, Kev?

00:02:46.840 Oh, we are?

00:02:47.620 We can't have another

00:02:48.400 one of these episodes.

00:02:49.600 I know.

00:02:50.040 No, we can't.

00:02:50.940 All right, all right.

00:02:51.360 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:02:52.960 Hello?

00:02:55.100 This is the Mount Sinai health system calling with an important message.

00:02:59.020 I doubt it.

00:02:59.700 If this is Michael, please press one.

00:03:03.380 They know exactly who you are, brother.

00:03:05.280 Your cover's blown.

00:03:06.260 You tested negative for COVID-19.

00:03:08.460 Let's go!

00:03:11.300 Go!

00:03:14.820 I wish you were that excited for an STD check.

00:03:17.060 You should see us

00:03:19.080 We got confetti

00:03:22.680 What's the dog doing

00:03:23.760 What's the dog doing

00:03:24.880 He's got something

00:03:25.980 Pan over

00:03:26.700 Pan over

00:03:27.400 This is important

00:03:28.120 Pan over 0.96

00:03:28.720 Just the whole office

00:03:30.840 By himself

00:03:31.560 Just playing

00:03:32.760 Playing with a

00:03:33.640 God knows what that is

00:03:34.700 I will say that's not the

00:03:35.680 Most important artifact

00:03:36.780 That he ate

00:03:37.740 In the past 12 hours

00:03:38.880 Logan

00:03:39.280 Care to jump in here

00:03:40.580 I'm going somewhere

00:03:43.520 No you can't

00:03:45.000 You can't go anywhere

00:03:45.860 You ain't going nowhere

00:03:46.940 You were going somewhere

00:03:48.940 I had planned on going somewhere

00:03:50.440 Important

00:03:51.180 All will be revealed one day

00:03:53.480 But I'm going to

00:03:54.520 And then

00:03:58.220 Should I say that?

00:04:02.520 Well we'll just bleep it

00:04:03.560 All they heard was

00:04:04.860 All the people that

00:04:05.860 Just wait to get there

00:04:07.400 They're like this

00:04:08.200 I wish you would

00:04:12.720 So I thought I was going to these places

00:04:16.940 And we came home last night

00:04:18.280 And Quinn had demolished my passport

00:04:20.260 Absolutely demolished

00:04:21.900 Smoked it

00:04:22.440 It was one of those situations where

00:04:23.940 I thought you shredded it

00:04:26.340 It could have been destroyed

00:04:27.360 It could have destroyed anything in the house

00:04:29.880 But the one thing he chose 1.00

00:04:31.380 Was my fucking passport 1.00

00:04:33.280 Swear to god 1.00

00:04:34.200 Looked like this dog found a paper shredder

00:04:35.680 Somehow

00:04:36.240 Because the lines were so even

00:04:37.900 Dude

00:04:38.160 They were so even

00:04:39.180 I told you

00:04:39.800 How did these little strips of paper

00:04:41.140 Get perfectly like

00:04:42.320 Three inches each

00:04:43.620 By one half centimeter

00:04:44.900 Like perfect lines 1.00

00:04:46.400 This little fucker 1.00

00:04:47.060 He took his time with it 1.00

00:04:48.060 I know

00:04:48.460 Where did he find it?

00:04:49.660 That's why I don't know

00:04:50.080 Where did this dog

00:04:51.100 Possibly find

00:04:52.540 A passport just laying around

00:04:54.080 So that's actually my fault

00:04:55.260 Believe it or not

00:04:55.940 No I believe it

00:04:56.820 Like he didn't have

00:04:57.760 The code to my safe

00:04:58.600 You know

00:04:58.900 He can't open drawers

00:05:01.180 As far as I know

00:05:02.100 It was just sitting there

00:05:04.600 Well it's usually something

00:05:06.600 That would be moved

00:05:07.240 By one of the maids

00:05:08.000 Or you're a

00:05:09.580 I see what you're doing now

00:05:11.020 Oh

00:05:11.460 I see what you're doing now

00:05:12.540 Not only did you lose

00:05:13.320 Your passport

00:05:13.920 The maids 0.72

00:05:16.080 your assistant i have a confession driver your accountant i have a confession for all my impulsive

00:05:23.120 listeners first off i never said it but welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the

00:05:27.860 world thank you guys for listening watching viewing it's prescribing the boys are back

00:05:32.480 here in puerto rico yeah it's true um i'll just say it i'm falling apart from the inside out i

00:05:39.540 know on the outside it looks like uh all is well and dandy no it's not oh it doesn't oh you just

00:05:45.420 have to say my insides are starting to mirror my outsides my insides are starting to mirror my

00:05:49.520 outsides the finally catching up the gradual collapse you've been witnessing um from the

00:05:56.940 outside has now ruptured my insides it's no spleen my maid i can't believe i'm saying this

00:06:05.080 in puerto rico my maid my my puerto rican assistant uh my puerto rican driver my accountants back in

00:06:14.220 america and my assistant danny my beloved danny for three and a half years of work together are all 0.97

00:06:21.880 leaving at the same fucking time they did a huddle i swear to god like come in team come on in come on 0.99

00:06:30.120 in hey fuck this guy am i right hey fuck this guy he brought us to the heat for what let's get out 0.99

00:06:37.480 here bro it's it's this is such a tough ship to be on for such an extended period of time man 0.99

00:06:47.060 it's a wild ride it's a what danny i think is one of the first people that actually graduated

00:06:52.320 danny graduated a lot of other people left early danny she she stuck around when all was was wrong

00:06:58.340 she was a fifth year senior literally yeah i love that girl so much and i should say this she's also

00:07:03.340 not like quitting it just

00:07:05.280 she's just we've worked

00:07:07.300 together for three she's just fed up 1.00

00:07:09.420 with my shit she's just fucking 1.00

00:07:11.360 exhausted she's tired 1.00

00:07:13.700 but also like bro I'm worried

00:07:15.480 for you because Danny really did hold the glue

00:07:17.480 to like everything we'll find someone so part of the reason I'm saying

00:07:19.500 this is because we're hiring

00:07:20.580 if you're watching this podcast and you think

00:07:23.340 that you could be of

00:07:25.220 assistance to this team

00:07:26.400 please find a way to reach out

00:07:29.460 I will say though

00:07:30.920 as joking as I'm being

00:07:32.880 We're running as sharp

00:07:36.460 And as optimized

00:07:38.160 Mentally as we ever have

00:07:40.600 So like everyone we do hire 1.00

00:07:42.100 Needs to be a fucking killer 1.00

00:07:43.700 You're really gonna go with that? 1.00

00:07:45.000 What do you mean?

00:07:45.700 As sharp and as optimized mentally

00:07:47.540 As we have ever

00:07:48.740 Hey man, look at us 1.00

00:07:50.200 Are you fucking 0.99

00:07:51.480 Do you really wanna roll with that sentence 1.00

00:07:54.300 In real life?

00:07:55.820 Hey, I can't wait to

00:07:56.660 You didn't wanna think that one through

00:07:58.400 For a hot second 1.00

00:07:59.540 You're a fucking mess 1.00

00:08:01.200 are you shitting me dude what the fuck did you just say it's like how do you say that with a 1.00

00:08:11.480 straight face what are you talking about these these are our conversations 1.00

00:08:16.280 you don't think say that we don't think oh bro you are bro listen listen 0.95

00:08:25.160 we're never in one place even for more than three days at a time i mean i mean dude it's disgusting

00:08:33.680 listen i can i can relate listen to his voice i've been i was sick bro i can relate in a major

00:08:38.920 way i'm starting to feel the melt of what we've done for the past year i i highly and heavily

00:08:43.860 believe that we are we have put on more miles than any other creators this entire year

00:08:49.800 In terms of airlines and flying

00:08:51.980 To create content

00:08:53.080 We have been all around the world

00:08:54.800 Every single day

00:08:56.360 I haven't spent more than two days in LA

00:08:58.160 At the house at a time in so long 0.98

00:09:00.260 And I'm starting to feel that fucking burnout 0.99

00:09:02.540 Bad bro 0.99

00:09:03.520 Well lucky for you Mike

00:09:04.540 It's the end of the year

00:09:05.360 And I know because

00:09:07.140 So what?

00:09:07.940 Because you can also start to feel

00:09:09.560 The world slowing down

00:09:11.420 I can feel it now

00:09:12.300 Like it's that Q4

00:09:14.000 Like drudge

00:09:15.420 That everyone's like

00:09:16.260 Dude I've been working all year

00:09:17.880 Like bro if you're watching

00:09:19.240 And listen to this

00:09:20.100 I know you feel it

00:09:21.120 Like Christmas is coming dude

00:09:22.480 Thanksgiving is here

00:09:23.740 Pretty soon you're gonna be

00:09:24.980 At a dinner table 1.00

00:09:25.720 With a fucking fat turkey 1.00

00:09:27.280 In the middle 1.00

00:09:27.740 People you love

00:09:28.640 And probably hate

00:09:29.720 Sitting at the same table 1.00

00:09:31.620 Getting fucked up 1.00

00:09:32.620 With your friends 1.00

00:09:33.080 And chilling on it

00:09:33.840 In the holidays

00:09:34.240 Wait

00:09:34.540 When this episode's coming out

00:09:35.940 It's like a day away

00:09:36.800 Exactly

00:09:37.220 Where are you gonna be?

00:09:38.480 I'll be in

00:09:39.260 I'll be in

00:09:40.360 Really?

00:09:46.160 Wait 1.00

00:09:46.600 His ass is going to s**t on Thanksgiving 1.00

00:09:52.300 What a weird place to be 1.00

00:09:54.600 That's a terrible day

00:09:55.380 They even have turkeys there

00:09:57.100 Hey, welcome back to the number one podcast

00:09:59.360 Could you do me a favor?

00:10:03.600 Could you CGI a beard onto my face?

00:10:06.520 Yeah, what's with y'all?

00:10:07.560 Y'all both got short 2000s 0.97

00:10:09.420 Like is fucking Doner and Johannes about to pop out from somewhere? 0.98

00:10:12.480 You guys look like you're about to make a vine 0.99

00:10:13.920 Bro, I can't tell you how sad I got

00:10:16.160 when I thought my chiseled face

00:10:18.020 was still underneath it.

00:10:19.000 I could blame somebody.

00:10:20.200 I could blame my girlfriend. 1.00

00:10:21.740 Oh, she got you thick? 1.00

00:10:22.600 Bro, she got me thick as fuck. 1.00

00:10:23.620 She's treating me like a fucking king, 1.00

00:10:25.060 making me sandwiches. 1.00

00:10:26.540 We're going to bed,

00:10:27.280 watching movies,

00:10:27.960 getting high,

00:10:28.720 have snacks.

00:10:29.720 It's her fault.

00:10:30.520 If you're happy in a relationship, 1.00

00:10:32.260 you're a loser. 1.00

00:10:33.200 You'll turn out like this. 1.00

00:10:35.220 I gotta break up with her, bro.

00:10:36.320 There's no way.

00:10:36.760 There's no way I can keep going.

00:10:37.840 I shaved my...

00:10:38.420 I swear to God,

00:10:39.000 I have it on camera, bro.

00:10:39.820 I shaved...

00:10:40.740 I thought I was gonna keep going.

00:10:42.240 I thought I had miles of hair.

00:10:44.260 And we think...

00:10:44.940 I was like, oh.

00:10:45.320 You look like a Roblox character

00:10:46.820 You do

00:10:47.360 I look like the guy

00:10:48.360 Who's working at the Roblox 0.94

00:10:49.520 Your head's a rhombus

00:10:51.120 Your head is a polygon 0.99

00:10:52.500 Yeah 0.77

00:10:53.200 Polymatic

00:10:54.040 I look like a really

00:10:55.080 Like an upside down

00:10:56.420 Really really

00:10:57.100 Nice scoop of ice cream

00:10:59.280 Like the guy was really generous

00:11:00.840 With mine

00:11:01.200 Your head is the tesseract

00:11:02.400 Nice 0.99

00:11:03.680 Your head is an ancient

00:11:04.800 Square artifact 0.98

00:11:06.320 Your head looks like

00:11:08.840 Someone used it

00:11:09.860 To build the foundation

00:11:10.640 Of a building

00:11:11.340 You know

00:11:11.700 It hurt me when you

00:11:12.640 Use an insult

00:11:13.460 With my favorite movie

00:11:14.300 Your head is a cornerstone

00:11:15.300 for a new construction if you guys don't have friends that let you know when you gain weight

00:11:21.220 hey those are not your friends it's it's not that he's gained weight his face has just become

00:11:25.780 more because i gained weight i gained 11 pounds of weight i didn't know bro i literally shaved

00:11:32.340 my face immediately stepped on the scale and i was like oh i didn't know about you ever thought

00:11:37.120 it's because you shaved your face maybe i thought i was losing weight with all that hair but nope

00:11:41.200 you're not the only one in the room man we got on the scale last night it's disturbing

00:11:44.520 That made me feel a lot better when I saw you guys

00:11:47.340 I look like Snorlax 0.99

00:11:48.480 I want you to shave your face 0.99

00:11:50.320 Hell no 0.99

00:11:51.320 Bro listen I've thought about it many times

00:11:54.780 Because I know what it looks like

00:11:55.860 I know what it looks like guys

00:11:57.900 You think you know what it looks like

00:11:59.260 When's the last time you shaved

00:12:01.780 Here's why Georgie

00:12:03.180 The girls disagree man

00:12:05.780 Heavily

00:12:06.880 And they make it well noted

00:12:09.160 They like the beard 1.00

00:12:10.180 And I gotta roll with the ladies opinion 1.00

00:12:13.340 Before the men's 1.00

00:12:14.620 I have to bro 0.88

00:12:15.800 No I just wanted you to do it 0.88

00:12:17.100 So we could both be fat together 0.89

00:12:18.260 I would have done that

00:12:18.960 Oh if I shave it right now

00:12:20.100 I'm Chris Farley dog 0.99

00:12:21.100 I'm a fucking tire 1.00

00:12:22.940 I'm a tire bro 1.00

00:12:24.620 Yeah

00:12:24.880 A round wheel

00:12:26.820 That hasn't been improved on

00:12:27.820 In ages

00:12:28.980 I'm a piece of technology

00:12:31.980 That's been around for decades

00:12:33.680 Centurals 1.00

00:12:34.620 Millennials 0.99

00:12:35.180 Yeah you 0.98

00:12:36.560 Look like you've changed ethnicities 1.00

00:12:39.140 I know 1.00

00:12:39.660 But it's good

00:12:40.780 It's good

00:12:41.420 I've noticed

00:12:41.760 Can I tell you something Mike

00:12:43.100 What do you got?

00:12:44.220 I'm actually proud of you, bro

00:12:45.440 I swear to God

00:12:47.080 I am proud of you

00:12:47.900 And I just realized this

00:12:50.760 Because we've had distance

00:12:52.040 And so I can kind of watch from afar

00:12:54.000 And I used to always think of you 0.99

00:12:55.720 As like this big, like pathetic 0.99

00:12:57.620 Kind of like accident 0.94

00:13:01.840 I got so excited

00:13:03.040 You know when Mike walks in the room

00:13:04.300 What a backhanded compliment, bro

00:13:06.580 Like he missed you on the way here

00:13:08.500 And you're like, whoa

00:13:09.520 And then he came back

00:13:10.540 I was like, ah 0.99

00:13:11.340 He just fucking, dude 0.99

00:13:13.040 I started getting so excited 0.99

00:13:14.520 Look at his eyes are watering

00:13:16.120 He thought he was going to get his first compliment

00:13:17.800 He thought he was going to get his first compliment

00:13:19.880 Gee, I know how you feel about it

00:13:21.160 He called me a rhombus

00:13:23.120 You have any idea how embarrassing that is? 0.95

00:13:25.200 He called you the rhombus

00:13:26.080 I have to look that up afterwards

00:13:27.500 I have no idea what you insulted me with

00:13:30.260 You educated me too

00:13:31.780 You have any idea how sad that is to get roasted and educated at the same time? 1.00

00:13:35.580 Because you realize you're fat and ugly 1.00

00:13:36.980 And dumb 1.00

00:13:38.080 I don't know what a rhombus is 1.00

00:13:39.900 Damn, we are on a tear today 0.96

00:13:41.660 I'm sorry we might have interrupted you 1.00

00:13:43.920 I always thought you were stupid 0.99

00:13:46.460 But I really 1.00

00:13:47.920 I'm just kidding

00:13:48.540 That one didn't hit

00:13:50.800 That was kind of awkward and sad 0.99

00:13:52.640 Can you fucking finish 0.99

00:13:54.980 Nah I'm done 1.00

00:13:55.660 Just in case you forgot

00:13:58.900 No no that's my opinion of you

00:14:01.080 Like hard stop

00:14:02.240 He used to think that and he still thinks that

00:14:04.960 Anyone got a segment

00:14:06.280 I'm just kidding

00:14:07.640 Nah I've been just watching you

00:14:11.560 And you know

00:14:12.080 You're really doing it

00:14:13.280 You're really doing it Mike

00:14:14.220 You're funny

00:14:14.840 And

00:14:15.580 The way you walk

00:14:18.080 Is a bit weird

00:14:18.780 But you do get from A to B

00:14:20.020 And

00:14:21.340 I can now

00:14:22.520 See for the first time

00:14:23.680 In my life 1.00

00:14:24.120 Why girls like you 1.00

00:14:25.280 I swear to god 0.99

00:14:26.980 This guy is like

00:14:28.120 A giant funny 0.99

00:14:29.080 Fucking teddy bear 0.99

00:14:30.000 That everyone likes 1.00

00:14:30.940 And he's smart

00:14:31.820 He's the guy from Monsters Inc

00:14:32.780 He's Sully

00:14:34.120 Yeah

00:14:34.520 He's Sully

00:14:35.080 The way you walk

00:14:36.200 The comedy is definitely

00:14:37.300 The main thing

00:14:37.800 And you've probably

00:14:38.340 Scared his many kids

00:14:39.500 Dude I've said it

00:14:40.220 So many times in the show

00:14:41.120 i think if you more more so even than just making girls laugh or making people laugh it's just having

00:14:46.460 energy that make that makes people feel good that positive you know what i'm saying yeah but that's

00:14:50.760 hard mike it is it is and i honestly like i i really do believe that it comes from the trauma

00:14:56.820 man and i've talked the trauma man he's a guy he's a guy he's coming for you no i think it comes from 0.50

00:15:02.620 that from that from that place of like yo i i bend through shit and it's hard for me to open my eyes 0.85

00:15:06.840 on any day and not feel like wow um i'm just happy to be here bro and alive you know what i'm saying

00:15:12.220 and like carry that energy through to the interactions that i have and i think that i

00:15:16.240 think it comes with age dude also you you kind of been in a rut for the past two years and i think

00:15:20.140 you're just finally getting out of it i'm sorry which rut are you talking about dude well i mean

00:15:26.000 you were sad but now i'm seeing you're happy no no no that sadness is is has is there that sadness

00:15:31.400 has always existed that's something that i deal with every day i just don't let it show to the

00:15:34.560 outside you know what i'm saying why did you say what rut no because there's no rut if there was a

00:15:38.860 rut it would be called my life it's not like i'm in a new one the past two years were the best two

00:15:43.820 years of my entire existence i think your biggest confidence is when you're back home bro in

00:15:48.140 connecticut shine bro you were shining bro i was looking at you i was like wow nah my favorite is

00:15:54.740 just is just being in a room with people dude like in a big room with especially with people

00:15:59.000 that make me step my game up even more we interrupt this program to bring you a word

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00:16:51.000 to unlock 20 off your raycons back to the program like this past weekend so first and foremost new

00:16:56.200 york has is alive and and we've been guys we've been going and we i am thinking about either

00:17:01.260 relocating or getting a place there or something i the city got absolutely smoked by the pandemic

00:17:06.440 and it has come back to life in a major way i mean just i was there for what two nights this

00:17:11.020 past weekend before i came to to pr i spun a dj set with afro jack i went to the strip club with

00:17:17.020 ruby rose i walked out of my hotel room naked what'd you say this has been one of my biggest

00:17:27.440 fears ever watching people of my entire life dude no no no no i have you ever have you ever

00:17:35.600 thought that there was a chance that you might walk out of your hotel room without your key card

00:17:40.620 with no pants on i actually have like has that ever gone through your mind that it might happen

00:17:45.900 No, because when I'm naked and I go, oh, I got no pockets for my key card.

00:17:50.940 Got it, of course. 0.95

00:17:51.740 But I was in some sort of coma after the Ruby Rose and Afro Jack thing. 0.98

00:17:57.400 It's like 7.30 in the morning.

00:17:59.100 I had ordered Postmates, but I had fallen asleep with the Postmates on the way and a situation next to me.

00:18:07.300 What was it, Mike?

00:18:08.020 Nothing, nothing.

00:18:08.880 What's your Postmates?

00:18:10.900 McDonald's?

00:18:11.480 Cubano sandwiches, and it was the worst decision ever. 1.00

00:18:14.240 They make me shit. 1.00

00:18:14.980 I know you know that 1.00

00:18:17.680 I can't believe I did it again

00:18:18.980 It almost happened the next day

00:18:20.400 But they were coming and I fell asleep

00:18:22.660 And I woke up in a panic

00:18:24.060 Have you ever woke up in a panic and just start doing stuff

00:18:26.400 Because your brain's not working properly

00:18:28.640 Yes it's uncomfortable

00:18:29.320 So I got up with my t-shirt on

00:18:33.520 And walked out of my hotel room

00:18:36.260 To get my Cubano sandwich in the lobby

00:18:38.420 Half asleep in a daze

00:18:40.580 And when I got outside the door

00:18:42.280 And I heard that door close 0.99

00:18:43.380 I knew in that moment that I was fucked completely and utterly fucked what about your situation 1.00

00:18:48.480 all I had to do was turn around and knock on the fucking door to get let back in in my panic 1.00

00:18:54.300 I got onto the elevator and started riding up and down in the hotel panicking no there's no way I'm 0.99

00:19:00.480 dead serious I'm not fucking I literally do you have a shirt easily could have caught a fucking 0.95

00:19:05.100 charge and would had had no way to explain how it happened wait yes I had a t-shirt on that I was 0.98

00:19:09.780 pulling down really far it was like one of those walk of shame situations where the girl leaves

00:19:13.680 with a dude's t-shirt just covering their butt cheeks except he was at his place but i'm not an

00:19:18.520 elevator can you imagine you're going to work it's 8 a.m on a monday in the elevator and you 0.98

00:19:23.320 see mike malak standing there with an xl shirt covering his balls like this yo there is no

00:19:30.060 coming back from that so if you see something like that singed in your memory so i so i had um 0.95

00:19:35.380 There's way more to the story

00:19:37.100 And I don't really

00:19:38.360 Ever get too too in depth

00:19:39.240 But I had another situation

00:19:41.040 On a different floor

00:19:42.180 That I had

00:19:42.900 Well are you saying

00:19:43.460 Situation as in women 0.93

00:19:44.460 Yeah man 1.00

00:19:45.460 Okay cause I'm getting

00:19:46.280 Cause what you're dealing with

00:19:47.620 To me that's a situation

00:19:48.820 Isn't it crazy

00:19:49.340 How differently I talk about

00:19:50.580 Like sex since the beginning

00:19:52.080 Of the show versus now 0.77

00:19:52.900 Yeah you're so mature

00:19:53.820 Yeah yeah

00:19:54.180 You waited until 1.00

00:19:55.120 The only girl that was here left 1.00

00:19:56.960 Fuck that I suck dude 1.00

00:19:58.160 No but I had 1.00

00:19:59.540 And I want to talk about this

00:20:00.640 Maybe later in the show 0.98

00:20:01.380 But I had flown a girl in

00:20:03.200 That I had never met before

00:20:04.320 And this is an interesting culture to me

00:20:05.860 But I've flown this girl

00:20:06.520 What?

00:20:07.680 Is it the girl that we were at the party with?

00:20:09.580 No, no

00:20:10.120 How many girls are you flying out? 0.90

00:20:13.240 No, not that many 1.00

00:20:14.080 No, she was already there

00:20:15.340 I just DM'd her

00:20:16.060 No, no

00:20:16.440 Just cool off a little bit 1.00

00:20:17.880 So I flew another girl 0.99

00:20:19.060 And so I ran to her room on 14

00:20:21.700 And by the way

00:20:22.440 I hadn't been doing the best job

00:20:23.720 Hosting this girl all night 0.62

00:20:24.980 I kind of sucked to be honest with you

00:20:26.600 I flew her in

00:20:27.480 Were you doing a balancing act?

00:20:29.000 I was balancing multiple situations, yes

00:20:32.700 so so when i show up at her door at 8 a.m bashing on the door in a t-shirt with no pants on

00:20:38.640 oh you went to your backup not even backup she was it was just my my lifeline i didn't know what

00:20:44.440 else to do she said i came in her room she tried talking to me i closed her blinds grabbed the

00:20:50.900 towel and walked out and didn't say anything i then wrapped my naked body in a towel went to the

00:20:57.040 front desk got a key card they probably thought i was had some sort of major problem and then i and

00:21:02.280 And then I got my food and ate and went to sleep.

00:21:04.680 This is all good.

00:21:05.580 It's good.

00:21:06.100 Because you took the necessary course of action.

00:21:07.980 Granted, you were very close to catching a case.

00:21:10.780 Oh, 100%.

00:21:11.380 And I would have had no way to explain it, like I said.

00:21:13.660 I would have loved that.

00:21:14.480 That would have been so funny.

00:21:15.320 What I was building off of was New York, dude.

00:21:17.260 New York City.

00:21:18.320 It's such a big...

00:21:19.840 Minus the whole I was naked in a public hotel.

00:21:22.500 But that's what happens in New York City.

00:21:24.340 I'm not allowed to hear like a children's facility, but New York, man. 0.99

00:21:29.640 It's fucking great. 0.98

00:21:30.800 I really do love New York as well. 0.96

00:21:32.280 yeah yeah i can't believe it the uh the culture there is just different i think i can see a uh

00:21:36.980 a shift happening i think maybe where i think the hub right now may be moving from la to new york

00:21:44.960 i think i think the next round of like creators and actors and young artists to

00:21:49.280 move and pursue their dreams may end up going to new york and not la la is wild bro the lapd put

00:21:54.800 out a statement recently this is insane i actually can't believe this where they're actually asking

00:21:59.480 you to consider not driving your nice cars around beverly hills and wearing your watches your nice

00:22:05.120 watches to uh the restaurants on beverly hills because gotham city now because people are getting

00:22:09.600 robbed yeah yeah we need a batman i think we need a batman who could it be it could be you you're

00:22:14.320 almost there you're you just need tights dude you just need tights so you have the confidence

00:22:18.760 i could i could be the penguin you know the evil evil penguin that's way closer to my current

00:22:24.780 physique but dude but i do i want to consider getting a spot there man i would love this if

00:22:29.960 you if you want to split it like dude um there are new creators there that olivia ponton olivia

00:22:34.920 you know who olivia ponton is yeah so that's one dude i just was gonna say she's she's a very nice

00:22:41.320 girl and i want her to start a youtube channel because she's very funny oh you know i was gonna

00:22:44.880 give a compliment you you made it hard for me well she is she is funny she should she is so she's so

00:22:49.980 nice yeah yeah yeah there's a lot of good people there it's all good you ever flown a girl out

00:22:53.700 anywhere me yeah well all right all right all right so let's look i just want to talk about

00:23:02.780 this quickly because obviously you live on a deserted island now and it's not deserted you

00:23:08.920 guys are here and i know and i know you're damn good at it took it was a quest to get to your

00:23:13.100 house it always is it is oh thank god it's gonna be a bit and i know you're good at like uh uh um

00:23:19.460 or you're kind of like shy

00:23:20.720 about talking about this stuff

00:23:21.500 but come on man

00:23:22.160 like

00:23:22.400 you enjoy 0.87

00:23:24.120 the company of a female

00:23:25.220 even camaraderie 0.87

00:23:26.060 nothing sex

00:23:26.980 that's the thing

00:23:27.640 I think there's a misconception

00:23:28.500 that fly outs

00:23:29.220 are always sexual in nature

00:23:30.220 sometimes they're camaraderie based

00:23:31.620 that's my issue

00:23:32.980 did you hear Kevin

00:23:36.180 giggling in the back

00:23:37.120 why are you giggling Kevin

00:23:38.100 he goes

00:23:38.420 that's cool

00:23:39.240 you can hear him

00:23:40.820 listen

00:23:41.080 sometimes they're camaraderie based

00:23:44.140 stop giggling

00:23:46.180 there he is 1.00

00:23:47.200 he's a loser 1.00

00:23:47.340 what are you doing 1.00

00:23:49.440 you giggling about no because he just flew out a girl she's here oh really she's here bro come on

00:23:55.160 we're on a deserted island you said it yourself why am i freaking out i'm not burning you out i'm

00:24:00.760 just saying like dude this is like easy that you could speak their language this is your this is

00:24:05.080 your hometown but sometimes dude like yo you can exhaust you can racist it's not racist he's not

00:24:10.840 Puerto Rican but you speak Spanish but latinas are different you know they're not all the same

00:24:16.060 Let me not say they are

00:24:17.580 I get to say there's no language barrier

00:24:19.900 There's nothing racist about that

00:24:21.540 Don't try to cancel your friend like that

00:24:23.020 You said this is your home

00:24:24.040 And it's definitely not

00:24:25.340 He's from Guadalajara

00:24:26.140 I'm just saying 1.00

00:24:27.660 You live here now, asshole 1.00

00:24:29.480 Oh, this is your home 1.00

00:24:31.760 He's making points

00:24:32.760 No, Kevin always does that 1.00

00:24:34.240 He always claims that shit 1.00

00:24:35.380 Boo 1.00

00:24:35.600 Let me cancel Kevin

00:24:37.380 If I know anything about Kevin

00:24:40.160 And the rest of the boys on this island

00:24:43.240 It's that

00:24:44.360 Yo, listen

00:24:45.280 when a water supply in a certain area becomes exhausted you got to refill that well and 0.96

00:24:53.180 sometimes you got to fly in some icelandic water or some fucking tuscany you know what i'm saying 0.55

00:24:58.540 like dude you could bro like it's supplies limited in certain areas like a bitcoin situation bro and 0.88

00:25:05.200 there's a lot of fiat out there and sometimes you got to ship it in scarcity so so like now this is

00:25:10.440 a culture that's probably very foreign to the majority of our listeners i mean i'm sure there's

00:25:14.840 not a lot of people out there who are like just you know in the dms flying people out but i think

00:25:18.420 it's an interesting topic to discuss so my rule yeah is because yeah i'll open up a bit okay um

00:25:24.540 fly outs are interesting because depending on where your location is if you're flying

00:25:29.220 someone out you gotta host them usually and you mentioned you said you're not a good host and

00:25:34.660 here at that night that night yeah yeah yeah and here in puerto rico i can't afford to not be a

00:25:40.080 good host you know what i'm saying so it's like a commitment because i know again we're on an

00:25:45.620 island i can't just be like hey i'm going to do the podcast you cool to chill at the house for a 0.98

00:25:50.160 bit nah like well well that's that's exactly what happened today what the fuck who says that they 0.99

00:25:59.000 can't do something that quite literally has is occurring in real time what the fuck because 0.99

00:26:06.080 We're working. 0.97

00:26:06.680 We did it again.

00:26:07.800 Yes, I understand that, but use a different example.

00:26:11.560 Don't use the only example that is completely disproven in real time.

00:26:17.740 She's working.

00:26:19.200 See, that doesn't count.

00:26:20.640 That's not a fly out. 0.99

00:26:21.540 She came with you guys.

00:26:23.160 We're working.

00:26:23.900 We're shooting a photo.

00:26:26.660 You have to be a good host.

00:26:28.300 And I'll back you on this.

00:26:30.020 Yes, especially here.

00:26:31.520 Now, here's a quick tip.

00:26:33.380 if you do fly outs to places like

00:26:36.540 hey you mind uh wait can you get a mic on that tail

00:26:43.240 no on the tail on the tail

00:26:45.900 all right good all right if you if you do fly outs to busy metropolises

00:26:53.020 like miami or new because oh yeah yeah yeah because here's because here's the scary part

00:26:57.780 here's the scary part fly outs fly outs with people that you know

00:27:02.840 And are dear to you is one thing

00:27:05.640 But off the strength of an IG

00:27:07.860 No, no, no, no, no, no

00:27:09.280 You can't do that

00:27:10.680 That's what I'm saying

00:27:11.980 No, obviously

00:27:13.480 That's what I was boiling down to

00:27:15.200 Is if I'm flying someone out

00:27:18.000 It's because I like them

00:27:19.000 These aren't new people

00:27:20.180 I've known them for years

00:27:22.060 Is what I'm saying

00:27:23.100 Because I don't want to feel like I'm hosting

00:27:24.820 I want to be hanging out with people I actually care about

00:27:26.680 And I think are cool

00:27:27.340 But regardless, you are hosting

00:27:28.920 Even if it's

00:27:29.520 but but it's it's it's kind of effortless hosting because i get along with these people they're my

00:27:35.740 friends but but what about these situations where i don't know call this hypothetical

00:27:41.140 where you do go out with the person and this is where it gets challenging and you meet someone

00:27:46.260 that you happen to like more in that moment kevin's giggling again i feel like he's got

00:27:50.740 to relate to this i wonder how many people view our podcast and laugh at each other

00:27:56.080 No, but like, yo, you get to the club

00:27:59.440 Dude, I saw a tweet the other day

00:28:03.100 He's like, smoke it out of my water bottle

00:28:05.220 And watch it impulsive

00:28:06.020 It was just like a crunched water bottle

00:28:07.860 With smoke and a little pipe thing

00:28:10.200 And I was like, I swear Kevin would do this

00:28:12.080 Yeah

00:28:12.540 No, but you get to the club 1.00

00:28:18.380 And you bring this girl that, you know 1.00

00:28:20.200 Flew 4,600 miles to see you

00:28:22.280 And you get there and there's this smoke show 0.99

00:28:24.440 fucking bottle girl or some shit and all of a sudden 1.00

00:28:26.740 you're a dickhead man 1.00

00:28:28.160 you can't you can't I'm sorry 1.00

00:28:30.580 you can't that's like one of the rules of the fly outs

00:28:32.700 no you can't you gotta be sneaky

00:28:34.440 no no no or you have to be honest 1.00

00:28:36.760 and be like yo I found a better bitch 1.00

00:28:38.120 nah I'm not 1.00

00:28:38.860 there's a smoother way of doing it excuse me ma'am 1.00

00:28:42.580 there's another bitch over here that I would like to talk to 1.00

00:28:44.700 do you mind giving me five minutes 1.00

00:28:46.100 by the way there's a million smoother ways to go

00:28:48.700 about it there's yeah just ask me for a number

00:28:50.840 no no no I went to the bathroom

00:28:52.960 and ended up in an uber home i'm so sorry like there's there's excuses to be made that's i was

00:28:57.680 lying you're a liar he's like there's better ways to go about ready for this her in the club no it's 0.63

00:29:02.760 not a lie if you stop at the bathroom they get at the hotel and run around one other rule i will put 0.96

00:29:08.840 in place for if you if you do find yourself in a situation because it is a real culture it is a

00:29:13.080 thing it's a whole thing especially as it pertains to europe the borders just reopened it's a whole

00:29:16.740 thing if you have enough money to bring a girl in from another location get her her own hotel room 0.56

00:29:24.300 like especially if she's not staying at the house with you the the worst thing for a girl that you

00:29:29.460 either haven't met or don't know very well to find out when they get to a new location is that oh 0.94

00:29:34.560 sorry the hotel room's kind of small like that's the worst fucking look ever dude and it happens 0.83

00:29:40.020 quite a bit it's like become commonplace in that in that culture of guys to try to like put 0.90

00:29:45.480 themselves in a uh advantageous or like beneficial position by only being only having one bed to 0.99

00:29:51.540 share with the other oh no no no no it's just a shit look no no no no you can't do that you 1.00

00:29:56.180 absolutely cannot but they've come to almost expect it in that culture which is fucked 0.99

00:29:59.640 nah nah you can never do that um super snake talks about this a lot do you when you do fly 0.98

00:30:05.460 outs do you uh you treat um these folks these what do you what do you mean by that first class

00:30:12.700 Nice hotel room

00:30:14.460 Depending on the rates

00:30:15.760 It's all rate dependent

00:30:18.620 I would say

00:30:19.400 You know if I can get a first

00:30:20.760 I mean 1.00

00:30:21.220 Are you fucking 1.00

00:30:23.700 Balling on a budget 1.00

00:30:24.800 Well hold on

00:30:25.320 He's like come here

00:30:26.380 Sweetheart first class

00:30:27.400 Enjoy this Motel 6

00:30:28.920 That I got you here

00:30:29.800 I would say

00:30:30.860 It comes with ice cubes

00:30:31.960 I would say

00:30:33.400 I would say a room

00:30:33.780 I've got an ice machine

00:30:34.720 Down the hall

00:30:35.220 And it's loud

00:30:36.240 Even when he closes the door

00:30:37.140 When he opens the door

00:30:37.820 He's like

00:30:37.960 And then he closes

00:30:39.460 She can't even sleep

00:30:42.200 Mike can I sleep by you

00:30:45.400 It's so loud outside

00:30:46.260 I would say room of equal rate

00:30:48.440 To my own

00:30:49.460 So treat them as well as you treat yourself

00:30:51.460 Oh wow that's pretty good Mike

00:30:53.000 Can I say something you know what I used to do

00:30:54.860 Well hold on a second I just know you ain't sitting in economy

00:30:57.160 For this particular situation

00:31:02.560 First class was sold out that day

00:31:04.120 It was the next day

00:31:05.540 It was a very unfortunate situation

00:31:07.280 Can you imagine sitting in a middle seat in economy

00:31:09.380 On a plane like this 0.98

00:31:10.420 I'm going to fucking make me laugh 0.98

00:31:13.480 In the middle seat 0.99

00:31:22.720 Like this

00:31:23.680 And you're right and left 0.99

00:31:25.140 You're just fucking squooshed 0.99

00:31:28.400 In between the large 0.99

00:31:29.360 Somehow the world record large human beings

00:31:32.420 On both sides

00:31:33.020 And you're just like this

00:31:34.260 My big mic was so worth it

00:31:38.040 Why are you talking like Robin?

00:31:40.420 Imagine the right back 0.95

00:31:44.280 When he chose another girl 0.99

00:31:46.300 She's stuck in the middle

00:31:48.140 And now that's turbulence

00:31:50.100 She's like

00:31:50.660 I can't believe you stuck me in a Motel 6

00:31:55.180 So did you

00:31:57.620 Did you book her back economy?

00:31:59.640 You had to have

00:32:00.500 She bought a round trip bro

00:32:03.560 Yeah you can't switch

00:32:06.100 Clearly you can't switch classes

00:32:08.480 You can't switch classes

00:32:09.740 you're reckless bro listen because you know why here's the difference bro hold on i'll stand up

00:32:16.760 for you if you don't know the girl i could see this behavior being acceptable but like like i

00:32:21.400 said dude every every person that i've flown out here i like care for there's like a part of me

00:32:27.180 that wants them to have a good time and to fully enjoy themselves and so like it's it's it's i'm

00:32:33.860 saying the dynamics a little different well it is but i also as you know have a baseline care for

00:32:38.440 all people and so and so when i and so like of course i just this particular weekend i just did

00:32:44.360 a shitty job hosting because i was i was sick bro i'm sad i still am you know that and there's a 0.95

00:32:48.380 better bitch that that that girl no do you want the real do you want to know the real reason do 0.98

00:32:54.080 you want to know the real reason that happened and i'm not even kidding about this no no it was 1.00

00:32:58.760 the other way but i but a new girl had bigger boobs that's true as well but hold on let me say

00:33:03.500 the real reason the real reason is because and i'm not saying like i wasn't exactly there to 1.00

00:33:09.420 fight it but she was actually taken my my fly out was taken away from me by a girl 0.97

00:33:14.980 oh and i yeah yeah i know i know yes so like so like i i actually did nothing wrong she was she

00:33:25.100 got robbed for me by a by a girl yeah so so i'm the one that was riding in middlewood turbulence 0.81

00:33:31.300 In the middle of two fat people 0.72

00:33:33.380 I just happen to be both fat people

00:33:34.660 You left that 0.59

00:33:35.180 Yeah I left that part out

00:33:40.400 You left that part out

00:33:41.040 She did she got smoked bro 1.00

00:33:42.580 She got smoked by a fucking hot girl dude 1.00

00:33:45.840 Yeah 1.00

00:33:46.120 I know this I know this girl

00:33:48.300 You saw me almost

00:33:49.160 It almost happened to me

00:33:50.300 You saw it happen to me

00:33:51.660 Two weeks earlier in New York

00:33:53.780 I'm not sure if it's a game

00:33:55.200 Or if it's

00:33:56.640 If it's like accidental 1.00

00:33:58.900 But I know this type of girl 1.00

00:34:00.780 That will steal 1.00

00:34:02.100 Cause like 1.00

00:34:02.920 Girls like girls 1.00

00:34:04.040 Where I'm from

00:34:04.620 Yeah yeah yeah 1.00

00:34:05.460 Fuck 1.00

00:34:06.020 That was good 1.00

00:34:06.600 And so I know 1.00

00:34:08.040 This type of girl 1.00

00:34:08.700 That will steal 1.00

00:34:10.060 Women from men 1.00

00:34:11.860 Just as like 1.00

00:34:12.740 A fuck you 1.00

00:34:13.460 Like girl power 1.00

00:34:15.100 Right 0.99

00:34:15.340 Girls like girls 0.68

00:34:16.140 Where I'm from

00:34:16.860 Yeah yeah yeah 1.00

00:34:17.480 She did it to me twice

00:34:18.640 On both trips

00:34:19.700 And honestly

00:34:20.740 Like it's become a thing

00:34:21.860 Dude

00:34:22.220 And 0.99

00:34:22.540 Damn 0.99

00:34:24.800 You know exactly 0.99

00:34:25.900 You know both cases

00:34:26.900 You know exactly

00:34:27.520 What I'm talking about

00:34:28.200 No case no face

00:34:30.220 I was at least hoping for an invite one of the times, 0.98

00:34:32.400 but I guess fucking not, dude. 0.97

00:34:33.820 Did you check your Facebook? 0.99

00:34:35.520 I sent you an invite on there.

00:34:38.240 How's it feel to be the end of a building?

00:34:40.460 Let me tell you guys what I did.

00:34:42.180 When I was single, I didn't ever fly girls out 0.93

00:34:44.860 because the risk to reward was... 1.00

00:34:46.400 Where are you flying them out?

00:34:47.500 Well, when I was single.

00:34:48.500 To where?

00:34:49.760 Arizona?

00:34:50.300 Arizona.

00:34:51.200 I mean, not Arizona.

00:34:52.340 LA.

00:34:53.100 Hold on.

00:34:53.360 I like where you're going with this

00:34:54.100 because I think you're going to speak

00:34:55.020 from a place of the listener.

00:34:56.420 Go.

00:34:56.520 go so i didn't ever because not even if they were beautiful they hopped off the plane and they were

00:35:02.340 gorgeous there's some girls that are obviously gorgeous but they're batshit crazy so i was like 0.98

00:35:06.380 fuck what i don't want them in my house i've never met them how about now okay uh 0.99

00:35:15.720 he did one thing he went and by the way didn't even change anything nothing nothing happened 1.00

00:35:22.760 Nothing clicked, nothing, nothing.

00:35:25.140 Anyway, so long story short is I never really wanted to fly people out

00:35:28.400 because I was nervous about that.

00:35:29.480 So what I did is when I had time on the weekend,

00:35:32.100 I would go fly out to see them.

00:35:33.900 The reason why is because, one, I like to see new places.

00:35:37.220 And if that didn't work out, that situation, I had my own hotel room,

00:35:40.260 I could go venture out and then just meet other people.

00:35:42.460 No, no, no, I like that.

00:35:43.560 And what I do is kind of a hybrid

00:35:45.320 because I'm meeting them in places that I don't live either.

00:35:48.220 Do you understand what I'm saying?

00:35:49.080 Like I'm in New York, I'm in this place.

00:35:51.180 Oh, I didn't know about that.

00:35:51.980 Which is even better because then it feels comfortable for both people

00:35:54.820 because I'm as lost as you are.

00:35:55.960 And you can slip and be like, oh, I'm sorry, I have work.

00:35:58.320 But Nadeshot said it on the podcast.

00:36:01.220 You've said it on the podcast.

00:36:02.740 Life has become just a relentless grind of views, sponsors.

00:36:09.720 I am stuck in the loop, dude.

00:36:11.960 I am stuck.

00:36:12.760 And I'm only putting out one video a week, but they're intensive.

00:36:14.980 I have a question. 0.95

00:36:15.740 There are four days of shooting, two days of fucking editing, sponsors, brand deals. 0.99

00:36:20.580 Listen, I get it. 0.96

00:36:21.980 but how how can every person in the world not get this get what you're feeling like at least

00:36:28.920 we're in a profession where we can kind of take a break and have the liberty to go do other things

00:36:34.700 like how do how does someone in a in a nine to five not feel that redundancy eventually end up

00:36:40.220 getting to them and you're getting tired and you want to try something else in your life like i

00:36:44.240 feel like this is not uncommon everyone feels burnout in whatever career you're in correct and

00:36:48.840 And again, at least we have the privilege to go, you know what?

00:36:53.100 I want to take two weeks off.

00:36:54.900 A lot of people can't.

00:36:55.960 Yes, we do.

00:36:56.640 I don't think so.

00:36:57.840 I want to back George on it before even the reason I don't.

00:37:02.220 And you say that and you're right.

00:37:03.740 And people have always said, yo, take the mental health break.

00:37:06.200 Take the break.

00:37:07.720 Restructure, blah, blah, so on and so forth. 0.97

00:37:09.160 But man, the internet is forgetful, dog. 1.00

00:37:13.240 And the YouTube algorithm is a penalizing motherfucking engine, bro. 0.99

00:37:18.120 That's the reason I can't leave. 0.98

00:37:19.260 I have a theory, guys.

00:37:21.340 Good content, good art, good media is undeniable.

00:37:24.140 It just is.

00:37:25.180 It just is.

00:37:25.720 If you make something that's good and people are going to watch it, people are going to watch it.

00:37:30.360 I don't agree with you.

00:37:31.640 I agree.

00:37:32.180 I don't agree because I've seen people that will post the absolutely most unbelievable content.

00:37:38.020 Who's the court, though?

00:37:39.320 On theirs?

00:37:40.020 On no.

00:37:40.460 Who's saying it's amazing?

00:37:41.880 You?

00:37:42.580 Yeah, I think it's amazing.

00:37:43.600 Well, maybe your taste is a little bit more specific.

00:37:46.340 like

00:37:46.860 no I would watch something

00:37:49.400 and be like

00:37:49.740 whoa

00:37:50.240 how is this guy

00:37:50.920 not blown up

00:37:51.760 like I'll give you

00:37:52.860 an example of mine

00:37:53.560 my vlogs are really

00:37:54.560 really good

00:37:55.120 according to who though

00:37:56.660 go read my comments

00:37:58.480 everybody's kind of like

00:37:59.340 again according to

00:37:59.820 your fans

00:38:00.360 sure

00:38:00.640 I think my content

00:38:02.640 is probably heavily

00:38:03.500 one of the best

00:38:04.560 contents on the platform

00:38:05.620 that is the boldest 0.99

00:38:06.660 fucking statement 0.99

00:38:07.420 I've ever 0.99

00:38:08.600 but I do like

00:38:09.480 but I do like it

00:38:10.660 but I do like it

00:38:11.440 I like my content

00:38:12.240 I think my content

00:38:13.080 is really really enjoyable

00:38:14.280 so my answer

00:38:15.040 according to who

00:38:15.700 is according to you so again that's why we can't stop so if our content is to us is good so you

00:38:20.640 want me to change my art form so i can appeal to other audience i don't care what you do that's

00:38:24.620 what i'm saying i can't stop my form of art because if i do well yeah but short answer yes

00:38:31.040 like i mean technically like you you do sometimes have to change things up to apply to a wider

00:38:35.460 audience otherwise you are otherwise you pigeonhole yourself it's just like this georgie 0.95

00:38:39.080 what are you creating for if you're creating for you don't change a goddamn thing you want to be a 0.95

00:38:42.640 big youtuber make a lot of money maybe cater to the algorithm a little more change some things up 0.81

00:38:46.440 and like i don't know again that's why i'm asking is is is who's who's the judge of what's good and

00:38:50.720 what's not the answer is is sometimes the youtube algorithm watch time exactly subscribers exactly

00:38:58.200 views exactly and so and so sometimes if those things aren't coming you may want to re-evaluate 0.90

00:39:03.340 a little bit you know what i'm saying i've had to do it fucking a hundred times it's the worst bro 0.85

00:39:08.000 trying to like game the system and figure out what's working and what's not and why and like 0.89

00:39:12.940 Hayden my editor went uh I think he did a TED talk recently or he did he spoke at a web summit or

00:39:19.460 something and um it's fun it's it's it's been so cool to like grow up with Hayden and we both

00:39:24.320 learned so much um as from the creator mindset both behind and in front of the camera and um

00:39:32.400 he made a um a speech where basically he outlined that creators now are chasing um algorithmic

00:39:40.480 metrics watch time audience retention uh ctr click-through rate right and so these like

00:39:46.500 artificial not they're not that's the thing they're not artificial but i don't know if they're

00:39:50.860 the best um metrics to be chasing when you're talking about like art and storytelling and his

00:39:56.420 His argument was that the art of good media and good stories is being lost to analytics, which kind of fucking sucks and is kind of true and is why, personally, dude, I do not consume fellow creator content. 0.76

00:40:10.620 Not one person, dude. 0.88

00:40:13.500 Because they're just chasing –

00:40:14.760 Well, you watch the night shift because you have to. 1.00

00:40:19.020 Because I got to prove the shit. 1.00

00:40:20.780 But you're right. But the craft is not being lost to algorithmic metrics by the choice of the creators. It is a game that must be played. And I'm in between the two of you a little bit where, yes, good art speaks for itself. 0.99

00:40:39.980 But if you have an algorithm and a platform and a culture that shuns the idea of breaks and lowers the engagement of your audience, then you have to feed into that machine.

00:40:55.100 And that's a sad truth.

00:40:56.560 And honestly, I will speak for myself, and I'm not talking about what the audience thinks or what anybody else thinks.

00:41:02.900 I personally believe that my content right now is the best that it's ever been.

00:41:06.300 It's super engaging, super fun, and it's because of this travel and lifestyle direction that I've taken it.

00:41:13.940 I'm in a new city every week.

00:41:15.240 I'm with new people, new food, other collaborators, creators.

00:41:18.340 I've got every different angle covered, and it's performing incredibly well, and the sponsors are paying a metric shit ton of money. 0.97

00:41:25.820 And so I think the harder thing to walk away from or take a break from is when you're fucking hot. 0.93

00:41:30.940 That's hard. 0.98

00:41:31.840 That's hard for me to say, yo, I don't want that $8 sponsor this fucking week. 0.81

00:41:35.540 i'm gonna step back and not take i mean but now you're describing getting your money and that's 0.92

00:41:40.260 the grind and that's another thing you gotta like put your head down and go and it's different for

00:41:44.180 me because as a as the majority of creators in the space 22 24 26 dog this window ain't gonna

00:41:52.320 be open for me forever you know what i'm saying like like there's gonna be a time in the next

00:41:56.540 four years where i or five years where i my body literally cannot take the abuse of flying to six

00:42:01.640 different countries in one trip dude i can't believe you're gonna be 40 one day what i know

00:42:07.740 it's it's actually insane dude it's actually insane it's insane that this is like a

00:42:12.220 hey can i ask you a question can i ask you a question be honest with me i'm just gonna ask 0.98

00:42:17.320 you dude when you're 40 years old are you gonna be in like marquee i don't know like this damn 0.98

00:42:25.120 I don't know 0.98

00:42:26.680 I'm one of those guys

00:42:27.640 I don't want that 1.00

00:42:29.140 Motherfucker 1.00

00:42:30.020 Like this 1.00

00:42:30.860 With your hat backwards

00:42:31.960 Just like this right

00:42:32.780 But no hair under it by the way

00:42:34.120 It'll be gone

00:42:34.580 No no no

00:42:35.120 Your beard will be this long

00:42:36.820 And you'll have

00:42:38.000 Nevermind

00:42:39.120 Bro I don't know

00:42:40.420 I don't

00:42:42.040 I don't know Logan

00:42:43.220 I'm scared

00:42:44.760 Well what do you know Mike?

00:42:47.380 Okay

00:42:47.760 This is a good parlay

00:42:49.680 Into what I was talking about

00:42:53.100 I love that word obviously

00:42:54.420 it's this is connected deeply to what i was just talking about guess what i'm not finding time to

00:42:59.440 focus on right now your mental health personal development mental health building a relationship 0.96

00:43:04.480 building a fan like what any of that shit because all i do do you think you're focusing on women too 0.97

00:43:09.260 much no because i know i talk about it on the show a lot but in reality i know what it represents 0.97

00:43:13.620 as a part of my actual stake of time and it's it's really not that much it's it's i think you're

00:43:18.760 just not calculating it and i'm not saying that in a disrespectful way i truly mean like because

00:43:23.640 When I was single, dude, I didn't know how much time I was spending on DMs and looking at girls or talking about girls or going on dates. 0.97

00:43:31.420 Bro, to take a girl out on a date, there's a lot of fucking work that has to get into that. 0.97

00:43:35.820 Dude, I was having this conversation with a girl, this girl actually, and she's been telling me she's been going on a lot of dates and shit. 0.97

00:43:45.040 And I commended her because I just do not have the energy for dates. 0.91

00:43:49.840 Dates are a thing.

00:43:51.700 They're so important.

00:43:52.660 dating culture that are is a important for like a meaningful relationship but 0.97

00:43:57.180 damn you are spending so much time energy and potentially money yeah on someone that 0.98

00:44:04.060 might suck like that's the risk for dates with me i'm unwilling to potentially spend time with 0.99

00:44:09.300 someone who i do not get along with like imagine imagine like the end of like a two-hour dinner 0.97

00:44:14.720 where you're just like fuck i've never had a bad date wow in my entire life really i've actually 0.97

00:44:19.220 I could control the atmosphere 1.00

00:44:22.180 Even if I dislike her

00:44:23.720 Then I'll just have a good night with her

00:44:25.180 And enjoy her company and just call it a night

00:44:27.180 No way

00:44:28.140 I really haven't

00:44:30.600 It turns into a good conversation

00:44:32.300 We have a good time

00:44:33.000 It will always appear that way 1.00

00:44:37.280 I have a fucking podcast 0.99

00:44:38.300 I can talk to a wall if I wanted to 0.99

00:44:39.720 I can have the conversation

00:44:41.120 I can have the good time

00:44:42.160 But I'll go home going 1.00

00:44:43.580 That girl was a brick

00:44:45.560 It's two dimensional

00:44:48.460 And so that feeling for me makes me really turned off to, to date.

00:44:53.560 Do you know, do you know when the last, can we get, what is this dog is on one today, dude?

00:44:57.000 He's in the circle chasing.

00:44:58.300 Hey, excuse me.

00:45:02.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:02.440 Cut the shit. 1.00

00:45:03.240 The other issue. 1.00

00:45:04.080 And this is why I'm able to actually argue the, the point of time spending.

00:45:07.700 I don't remember the last time I was on a date.

00:45:10.220 I mean, it's been, it's been years since I was on a proper date, dude.

00:45:14.120 It's all just nightclub meetups and pregame.

00:45:17.640 Also, you got to, like, you're, okay, hold on. 0.90

00:45:20.380 So I see the women you're, like, you're going for. 0.98

00:45:22.780 That's what I'm saying.

00:45:24.080 Here's the thing, bro, like.

00:45:25.300 It's like a quality thing that, like, these aren't dating girls.

00:45:27.400 Well, no, this is what my mom said to me.

00:45:29.060 It's a mix. 0.93

00:45:29.560 And it fucked me up when I was a kid. 0.81

00:45:31.160 I was dating this girl, and I was in love with her. 0.79

00:45:34.400 I was so in love with her. 0.99

00:45:35.540 And as a Middle Eastern mom, she's like, I don't want to meet any of your girls. 1.00

00:45:38.840 I'll let you know when I want to meet them, but I don't want to meet them. 1.00

00:45:41.540 Belle was the first girl she's ever met.

00:45:43.680 Wow.

00:45:44.220 The first girl.

00:45:44.880 and one time I had to come home

00:45:47.380 to sign something

00:45:48.360 for a contract 0.97

00:45:49.960 so I had to bring her

00:45:50.740 because I was on a date

00:45:51.380 so I was like okay 0.95

00:45:51.900 she literally was just in my living room 1.00

00:45:53.360 for two seconds 1.00

00:45:54.120 and just two seconds

00:45:55.560 my mom met her

00:45:56.400 and I looked at her

00:45:57.440 and I go mom

00:45:58.180 what do you think

00:45:59.880 and she said the most

00:46:00.880 like it crushed me

00:46:02.840 because remember

00:46:03.260 I was in love with this girl 0.95

00:46:04.280 she said hey 1.00

00:46:05.240 when I take the trash out 1.00

00:46:06.720 I don't expect you to bring trash

00:46:08.020 back into my house

00:46:08.820 and I was like

00:46:10.520 she said that about who

00:46:11.380 about the girl I was on the date with

00:46:12.720 and I was like whoa 1.00

00:46:13.960 I was like mom what the fuck like I love this girl and she goes you love you love lust you 1.00

00:46:21.360 don't love lust you don't love love she goes don't bring trash into my house again and guess 1.00

00:46:26.420 what that was the girl that did that fucking she was the one that did pull my heart years before 1.00

00:46:32.360 fucking happened and I had to sit with myself one day and be like yo my intentions with these women 0.99

00:46:38.280 when I first ignite like you know ignite this is it's sex I get stuck here and because I focus 0.99

00:46:45.840 more on the physical so the one time that I took time to myself and I was like yo I need to like

00:46:50.500 chill that's when I met the right one but here's the craziest part because a lot of people I see

00:46:54.740 them they're commenting they're like yo bro like you you marry this girl like this is the one like

00:46:59.820 you're so lucky but it's like yo you guys got to realize that a relationship is work yeah I had to

00:47:04.400 do a lot of compromising on my my side to make it work she did as well but the quality never

00:47:09.740 changed i never fell in love with with a mirage i feel like there's a lot of patterns and potential

00:47:15.880 and i always talk about this with people when people are like oh i love this person as soon

00:47:19.220 as they get like this that's a mirage you're falling in love with a potential that that person

00:47:23.860 could be one day but if they're not going to change for themselves they're not going to change

00:47:26.860 for you well i'm also you also have to keep in mind one other thing you we're vastly different

00:47:32.140 people so the so the girls that i talked to are actually closer to me do you know what i'm saying

00:47:37.440 like bro i'm a bit of a bit of a enigma brother but you know what i'm saying like i'm not bringing

00:47:42.300 them home to a christian i brought lana rhodes home to my mom and my mom was like i love this

00:47:47.440 girl did you do you love her do you love did you love so here's no question here's here's what my

00:47:52.700 let me finish let me finish and i want this to be spoken to everybody because i'm tired of this

00:47:56.240 like judgment past thing whatever she did to do to become the person you love she had to go through

00:48:02.480 that no 100 so whatever happens when you meet that's fine as long as moving forward you guys

00:48:08.380 are united in a really really good future but if unless you guys are working and compromising it's

00:48:13.600 not gonna work i think lana and you guys could have worked out if you let's not get into that

00:48:17.600 too much i'm just using that as a quick example of of like more more of my style of i didn't mean

00:48:24.160 even a sexual way i just mean the eccentricity of the people that i surround myself with we're not

00:48:30.020 we're not we're a bit stranger than the average like hey george's mom like this is my girl she's

00:48:34.820 a going to school to be a doctor like dude i'm a i'm a bit of a weirdo man you know what i'm saying

00:48:39.480 the people work through this with me george because you're right and that your pattern

00:48:42.760 versus potential advice as you know so true was was the truest advice for sure that's ever that

00:48:48.360 you've ever given me in relationships um and i apply it to my life in everything yeah

00:48:53.980 pattern not potential yeah i just i make decisions based on that if i notice something's going a

00:48:58.520 certain way for a certain amount of time like everything but work through this with me because

00:49:02.420 this has happened yeah i've spent tens potentially hundreds of hours not tens facetimes texting

00:49:12.160 even a couple dates with some girls and all good and uh sometimes you know i'll i'll wait for that

00:49:20.580 perfect moment to really get intimate and and um make love for the first time but i've had

00:49:27.320 situations where like i'm really into a girl and we hook up and there's absolutely no sexual

00:49:33.800 chemistry oh you need sexual no n-e-e-d like like it's been going like i've had this thought wow 0.97

00:49:41.280 this girl could honestly like i could be with her forever yeah first time we hook up i go holy shit 1.00

00:49:46.340 she's she's a homie now like unfortunately not gonna ask you is because she was like terrible 1.00

00:49:51.660 in bed or is it because she was too much chemist not even it's i don't i don't think terrible is 0.92

00:49:56.040 like the word it just it just didn't click for whatever reason or maybe maybe like we are

00:50:03.080 different speeds maybe and i'm i've feared this i've entered a realm now where you have that's

00:50:09.380 that i was about to get you on that so you remember i like i hate to be biblical but

00:50:13.560 This is the reason why you're only supposed to be with one person.

00:50:16.580 You're not supposed to really just spread your wings and fly out with multiple.

00:50:19.680 You have too many tastes in your mouth. 1.00

00:50:21.300 How is one girl going to satisfy what nine other women this week could do for you? 0.73

00:50:24.400 Because it's been done. 0.86

00:50:25.440 Exactly.

00:50:25.980 So what you've got to do now is you've got to train.

00:50:27.680 This is where the work comes in.

00:50:28.660 Okay.

00:50:29.260 You've got to kind of take a step back sexually because now you're too sexually driven.

00:50:33.000 So you've got to take that step back and bring it back to reality.

00:50:35.440 So cut pornography. 1.00

00:50:37.160 If you're going on Instagram and you catch yourself looking at women or digging deep in it, cut that shit. 1.00

00:50:41.560 So you want me to have boring sex? 1.00

00:50:42.820 No not at all 0.99

00:50:43.920 That's what you're saying

00:50:44.600 No no no 0.88

00:50:45.220 You can get as crazy as you want 0.76

00:50:47.680 With your girl

00:50:48.340 But you gotta

00:50:49.360 You gotta like step it back

00:50:50.560 When you're too sexually driven

00:50:51.920 It's not

00:50:52.560 No

00:50:53.140 You're like

00:50:53.640 It's tunnel vision

00:50:54.460 It's not tunnel vision

00:50:55.900 I just told you

00:50:56.540 I spent tens of hours

00:50:58.140 No no no no no

00:50:59.160 What did I say

00:50:59.760 What did I say when you said that

00:51:00.820 I said no you need sexual chemistry

00:51:02.360 You do

00:51:03.100 But what's gonna help

00:51:04.500 Your sexual chemistry

00:51:05.320 Is you 0.90

00:51:05.920 Bro you guys are at

00:51:07.120 A different platform

00:51:07.900 You guys understand

00:51:08.420 You guys are not at

00:51:09.200 A grocery store

00:51:10.360 Bagging groceries

00:51:11.000 And you're like

00:51:11.280 Oh she's kinda

00:51:12.000 let me take her on a date you guys could really look at a girl and be like all right if i really 0.95

00:51:15.400 want to be intimate with her give me a few days to a few weeks we can make this happen when you 0.99

00:51:19.980 have this much power and you can sleep with this many amount of women and you have this many styles

00:51:24.400 it's going to be very very tricky when you find the one girl that you love and you're like oh

00:51:28.160 this is like this mind you i'm not saying that like i i got i got very lucky on my situation

00:51:34.960 with bell she's hornier than me i can't i can't simmer it down i'm exhausted but what i'm saying

00:51:40.260 is i i think that if i didn't take my my necessary steps weren't sexually driven that wasn't my

00:51:46.740 situation yours is yours is like yo i need that like that like spark i need it to happen to bed

00:51:51.940 what i'm saying is that is going to spark for you if you take a step back if you're too far deep 0.99

00:51:57.740 you're not gonna you're not gonna enjoy it it's kind of when you eat ice cream every fucking day 0.69

00:52:01.280 you're not gonna enjoy it's called cleansing your palate you have to cleanse your palate but 0.97

00:52:05.920 My palate's clenched.

00:52:07.400 I'm participating in November.

00:52:09.120 I haven't nudged once this month.

00:52:12.620 I lied.

00:52:14.420 You've been lying a lot on this podcast today, huh?

00:52:17.060 You guys have both been lying on this podcast.

00:52:19.480 That was intentional. 1.00

00:52:21.440 That is a fucking lie. 1.00

00:52:23.260 The only thing I'll say is, and you're 100% right. 0.99

00:52:25.920 Everything, Georgie, everything you're saying is 100% right.

00:52:28.440 I don't think there's anybody that could disagree if the intent is to find a relationship.

00:52:33.040 My intent has been the exact opposite of that for since me and Lana broke up or I've been out of that realm.

00:52:39.040 You know what I'm saying?

00:52:39.380 I've been focused on work, doing content, building career, continuing to capitalize.

00:52:44.460 But the one thing I will say about you're right about cleansing your palate.

00:52:48.040 You're right about abstaining so that you enjoy.

00:52:50.080 If you take too many dopamine hits of anything, you will build a tolerance.

00:52:53.800 And sex is included in that.

00:52:55.800 The one thing I will disagree on, though, is I don't think there's any way to falsify sexual chemistry.

00:53:02.380 No, I'm not saying you could. 0.97

00:53:03.940 I know you didn't say that, but even the abstinence, like, bro, if it ain't there, it ain't fucking there. 0.97

00:53:09.880 Do you know what's fucking wild? 0.96

00:53:11.140 Let me ask you this question. 0.99

00:53:13.340 Go ahead.

00:53:14.880 No, you go first.

00:53:15.580 I was just going to ask you, because it's built off something that you said earlier.

00:53:18.380 Do you notice, at least slightly prior, and you're trying to trick yourself into the hope that when you get to the bedroom, it heats up?

00:53:25.040 because generally bro generally because dude i'll you know i don't know i'm active enough

00:53:34.380 i'm active enough to have sex with some girls that i don't have great chemistry with and i

00:53:40.320 kind of know that you know i'm saying but do you do sometimes when you know that it's gonna go in

00:53:46.240 the right direction in the bedroom you know early in the night usually sometimes but i'm telling you

00:53:50.700 i've been proven right and wrong both times i've been proven we're like best day ever horrible sex 0.97

00:53:56.040 worst day ever great sex like it like it's so fucking weird and i've i've found this fascinating 0.98

00:54:03.520 women y'all y'all are enigmas i've had the most docile calm sweet innocent girl 1.00

00:54:14.000 bro what the fuck happens when that bedroom door closes that this girl turns into a fucking 1.00

00:54:20.600 vixen a siren of sorts eat your heart out and strap you down and eat your ass 1.00

00:54:26.980 no but seriously like what what is it like that this happens with me it's like kind of what you 1.00

00:54:36.180 see is what you get like i'm pretty much probably what you'd expect nah i don't think so wait what

00:54:41.580 are you expecting like sexually i'm saying like i don't think what are you what do you bring to 0.85

00:54:44.660 the table the table a four-legged structure my table you're like a tornado that hit for like 0.90

00:54:54.700 four minutes you know what i less 30 seconds you're like i'm a flash flood

00:54:58.080 good because it's gonna take a second to get wet anyways

00:55:07.440 you know what the tell you know what the telltale sign i think is i think i think that you could

00:55:15.020 tell a lot from a kit from a kiss i think you could tell a lot from a kiss dude you get you

00:55:19.700 get these girls that just cannot kiss have you guys ever had sex without kissing somebody

00:55:25.440 probably yeah it's not the best it's it feels very disconnected that's called that's that's

00:55:30.960 kissing's interesting though because because it's it's a dance maybe you're the bad kisser

00:55:35.760 But it's not the case because it's just not.

00:55:39.600 Prove it.

00:55:40.520 Yeah, I was in a bit of improvement.

00:55:43.060 I mean, dude, listen.

00:55:44.740 What are the odds you kiss my boy right here, right now?

00:55:46.920 One out of ten.

00:55:47.720 Kiss me.

00:55:48.280 One out of ten. 1.00

00:55:48.880 Don't be a bitch. 1.00

00:55:49.640 Don't be a bitch. 1.00

00:55:50.020 Oh, odds? 1.00

00:55:50.760 Yeah.

00:55:51.980 One out of ten. 1.00

00:55:52.420 No, because if I lose, I'm completely fucked. 1.00

00:55:54.780 I'm saying, just give him one peck. 1.00

00:55:56.240 Don't be weird.

00:55:56.700 What are the odds?

00:55:57.360 One out of ten.

00:55:58.580 You're not going to get it.

00:55:59.460 You're not going to get it, bro.

00:56:01.780 Ready?

00:56:03.400 One, two, three, two.

00:56:05.000 I was going to say

00:56:06.140 And I switched

00:56:07.700 Oh my god

00:56:08.860 I switched it

00:56:10.140 Last second

00:56:10.960 Wait

00:56:11.280 Logan said it was a dance

00:56:12.900 Logan what did I

00:56:13.700 Say

00:56:14.600 Hold on

00:56:16.920 Hold on

00:56:17.460 Let me think

00:56:17.840 Let me think

00:56:19.040 Let me think

00:56:19.500 1

00:56:20.040 2

00:56:21.740 3

00:56:22.200 6

00:56:22.700 5

00:56:22.880 Oh my god

00:56:23.820 Thank god

00:56:24.660 Man I was trying to touch

00:56:26.220 Alright Kevin

00:56:26.940 No it is

00:56:27.920 No you're right

00:56:29.140 And once again

00:56:29.800 Yo and once again

00:56:30.760 And once again

00:56:31.460 You are right about that

00:56:32.440 Because similarly to the chemistry

00:56:34.080 similar to the chemistry in the bedroom it is it is a it is a symbiotic situation kissing is a

00:56:39.980 symbiotic situation and if you have one person who is my my advice to anyone who's having uh

00:56:46.380 trouble in that department kissing because i we we probably could give a decent amount of advice 0.55

00:56:52.400 on this show my my simple advice would be to slow down and loosen up those would be my two easy in 0.50

00:56:58.040 in all aspects of sex in all aspects of sex if you're a dude you're probably a little bit too

00:57:03.980 you're probably going a little bit too hard a little bit too fast and a little bit too forceful

00:57:08.740 correct can i wrap my girlfriend out real quick i'm just gonna hold on let me put them because

00:57:13.520 she likes to get smoked no it's it's been like is that what you're about to say no it's like

00:57:17.360 and you're gonna try to disprove me it's like almost three years deep bro and i like i told

00:57:22.680 I was in a rush

00:57:23.680 I was like

00:57:24.100 Come on man

00:57:24.720 Let's hurry this up 1.00

00:57:26.260 She kisses me

00:57:27.700 Like it's a set

00:57:28.660 Of a movie

00:57:29.380 And this is the scene

00:57:30.480 That's gonna sell the movie

00:57:31.700 Every time

00:57:33.160 I go baby

00:57:34.100 I'm just going

00:57:35.180 To the mailbox

00:57:35.960 Like I'm gonna be back dude

00:57:37.660 You don't need to kiss me

00:57:38.620 Out into the rain like this

00:57:39.460 Because that's what they 1.00

00:57:40.280 Because that's what girls like 1.00

00:57:41.680 That's what girls like bro 0.70

00:57:42.880 That intimacy

00:57:43.660 And that

00:57:44.760 She's French Italian bro 0.81

00:57:46.200 Yeah 1.00

00:57:46.540 So she's a lover 0.99

00:57:47.440 She's a lover 0.97

00:57:48.420 But yeah I mean dude

00:57:49.620 That's generally the advice

00:57:50.620 And that

00:57:50.880 And dude that goes 1.00

00:57:51.820 all the way back to fucking the riley reed episode where she was like dude like guys are 1.00

00:57:55.400 slow the fuck down like just chill out a little bit relax yourself did you do you uh your girl 1.00

00:58:02.260 suck on your toes at all no because i'm not a feet person i know damn well you ain't about to 1.00

00:58:09.620 even think about identifying and locating what i think you're about to find i just saw a video 0.99

00:58:14.120 the other day mike sent it in the chat of some girl bro how do i describe this have you seen

00:58:21.200 mike's toes i don't want to talk about this you have though yeah i'm sorry but you know what i'm

00:58:26.780 saying yes right yeah like it's hard to look at those things well i saw i saw a video yesterday

00:58:32.720 or a couple days ago mike sent to the group chat of a girl sucking on his toes cleaning them dry

00:58:40.860 his toes and and and not like reluctantly this girl like they were in a weird position like

00:58:49.200 almost like just chilling on a bed it was what is i imagine post-sex yes right you had hooked up 0.99

00:58:54.460 and she's just fucking around playing with mike's giant fucking paddle foot like a is this a picture 1.00

00:59:01.780 like a video it's a video and she's just going oh and i'm watching it's so poor girl i'm watching 0.99

00:59:08.760 the fungus there's no fungus my feet are clean in and out look at my socks they're so white

00:59:13.880 My feet are clean

00:59:15.080 It's the toenails that I'm worried about

00:59:16.940 Well how can a toenail point

00:59:19.400 In all four directions

00:59:20.320 How can a toenail point in northeast south and west 0.99

00:59:23.460 Because I have bunions 1.00

00:59:24.780 Like tall

00:59:26.220 Listen

00:59:27.400 Your socks look like they stuffed something with them

00:59:29.820 Your socks look like a murder weapon

00:59:32.860 That you use in jail

00:59:34.520 Like you fill a sock with rocks

00:59:36.180 And beat your cellmate 1.00

00:59:38.200 Yo some girls have actual foot fetters 1.00

00:59:40.520 It's a real thing 1.00

00:59:41.780 But with yours

00:59:43.700 can we talk about one hot really hot button topic that we've been waiting to talk about

00:59:48.460 because this this really has slowly but surely become the sex episode or like or like i realize

00:59:55.240 that this is the girl yeah yeah it's the girl episode we should we should definitely talk about

00:59:58.820 this um this idea of and this once again i'm just not so sure how relatable this is gonna be maybe

01:00:05.460 there's some frat bros out there maybe there's some girls out there who could really i don't know

01:00:08.960 But how many people, how many girls or guys, is it okay for one person to claim in a non-monogamous situation?

01:00:20.660 So I'll give you an example.

01:00:22.180 If you're a dude out there who has a strong roster, how many girls is it okay to tell your boy that they are completely and utterly off limits?

01:00:35.020 Fourteen. 0.95

01:00:36.680 Now I'll take a real answer, please. 1.00

01:00:38.960 I just want to hear your ass 1.00

01:00:41.460 hold on 1.00

01:00:41.940 George first

01:00:42.720 what I think

01:00:43.860 yeah

01:00:44.120 alright so you're telling me like

01:00:45.760 yo like that's off limits

01:00:47.220 yeah and it could be

01:00:48.260 it could be monogamous or

01:00:49.700 I don't know

01:00:50.100 I feel like that's a

01:00:50.900 that's a per relationship

01:00:52.300 to everything

01:00:52.660 I think this is just an agreement

01:00:53.740 you come up with

01:00:54.540 it's circumstantial

01:00:55.580 yeah

01:00:55.780 but also like

01:00:57.160 I know what you're talking about

01:00:59.000 this is between you and I bro

01:01:00.120 yo talk about it bro

01:01:01.480 well

01:01:03.880 hey I'll be the

01:01:05.140 I'll be the

01:01:05.620 I'll be like

01:01:06.280 I'll be completely biased

01:01:07.780 I'll give you guys both my

01:01:09.000 My question is who

01:01:11.840 Who do you think I've like

01:01:13.340 I thought I could sneak that in

01:01:15.020 Who do you think

01:01:15.680 I've not

01:01:16.760 I put in off limits on one

01:01:18.280 Recently that I told you

01:01:19.620 Yeah

01:01:19.940 But other than that

01:01:21.140 Like I'm telling you

01:01:21.960 My hands are off

01:01:22.780 I just

01:01:23.260 I don't think you can get it done

01:01:25.020 I'm more entertained to be like

01:01:27.180 On

01:01:27.980 On

01:01:28.300 Which one?

01:01:33.340 Who? 0.78

01:01:34.600 With the A or the S

01:01:36.180 With the A or the S

01:01:38.020 Are you talking about the A or the S

01:01:39.960 I don't know what it's talking about

01:01:40.940 Hello

01:01:42.740 Oh

01:01:43.540 Both

01:01:47.380 I'm saying both go for it

01:01:49.200 This is what I'm saying because I just don't think you can get it done

01:01:51.900 Georgie we having this conversation right now

01:01:59.060 Oh I think you have to

01:02:00.060 Oh he already got it done

01:02:00.960 No he didn't get it done

01:02:01.980 Okay let me preface

01:02:03.780 My belief

01:02:04.900 Wait, wait, wait

01:02:06.520 No, stop

01:02:07.800 This is insane

01:02:09.940 Oh, we've been sitting on this for so long

01:02:12.420 No, not so long

01:02:13.120 That's not true

01:02:13.560 Because the conversation was going to happen

01:02:14.700 My belief

01:02:15.520 My belief is that

01:02:18.060 Coming up

01:02:20.640 That one guy could claim one girl at a time 0.92

01:02:23.320 One girl, that's it 0.98

01:02:24.340 Well, that was fucking 50 years ago, bro 0.98

01:02:26.580 Times have changed 0.98

01:02:27.440 Dinosaurs were acting a certain way

01:02:29.840 Jesus only had 12 disciples

01:02:31.420 No, and then some people will allow a gumad or a side chick, right?

01:02:35.720 A gumad?

01:02:36.360 A gumad. 0.99

01:02:37.160 The Italians will understand. 1.00

01:02:38.620 A side chick. 0.96

01:02:39.360 And they'll say, yo, that's my side chick and this is my main chick. 0.91

01:02:41.900 They're both off limits, right?

01:02:43.240 All right.

01:02:45.220 I asked Dan Bilzerian about this at a party last week.

01:02:48.960 I said, Dan, me and Logan have been going back and forth on this.

01:02:52.140 How many girls is it okay for one man to claim?

01:02:55.140 And he said, two? 0.99

01:02:58.240 Two girls.

01:02:59.000 There was more to the story, but it's long.

01:03:01.420 I like a finite number.

01:03:03.440 I could go with that number.

01:03:04.960 He went with two.

01:03:09.600 The girl that we're talking about.

01:03:11.760 Which one? 0.99

01:03:12.300 Which one?

01:03:13.780 This one's S.

01:03:14.660 Okay.

01:03:16.600 And maybe we'll bleep that.

01:03:18.700 She has been very.

01:03:21.940 Okay.

01:03:22.320 Okay.

01:03:22.540 So I'll give a little bit of background.

01:03:24.820 Are we actually doing this right now?

01:03:26.540 I think so. 0.99

01:03:27.320 Dude, don't fucking back out. 0.99

01:03:28.980 Come on. 1.00

01:03:29.580 Suck it up. 1.00

01:03:30.200 Suck your toes and get going. 1.00

01:03:31.260 it's not my thing i'm like i'm the passenger right now waiting for something crazy to happen 0.99

01:03:34.720 i don't i don't know if i'll do it i'll do it no no no no no no no no if we're gonna do it 1.00

01:03:44.640 i'm gonna do it but i don't know if i'm gonna do this come on don't be a bitch bro 1.00

01:03:47.340 she she's been hitting me up asking me yo can you fix things between me and logan 1.00

01:03:55.260 um things between her and logan are broken because me and this girl had a dm exchange that

01:04:02.380 was friendly but i think it was taken out of context and just looked at wrong but there was

01:04:08.800 no there was no malintent or sexual nature to it so her and logan are in a bit of a tussle

01:04:15.400 right now and she's hit me up many times and said wait hold on a second yeah yep

01:04:18.980 there is no tussle right right no no sorry there's not there's not a tussle there's nothing

01:04:24.540 I went, eh, cut off

01:04:26.620 Not even like weighing on my mind

01:04:28.920 I'm good, I'm living my life

01:04:30.820 She's been hitting me up

01:04:33.440 And saying like, yo, do you think that you can

01:04:35.860 Fix things with me and Logan

01:04:37.180 I'd like to come to Puerto Rico

01:04:38.700 I want to fix the situation

01:04:40.140 And let me explain something to you

01:04:42.380 No matter what your thoughts or beliefs are

01:04:45.120 Like, I'm always gonna

01:04:47.100 I'm going to look out for the situation

01:04:49.160 And I knew that you had

01:04:50.140 At one point, had an interest in her

01:04:52.600 And so I thought it was in your best interest

01:04:54.260 in my best interest to pull it together so i'm like let me see what i can do

01:04:57.200 the sentiment of those text messages and conversations have begun to change

01:05:03.600 a little bit over the past week and so me and george were at a party the other night

01:05:09.640 and we both railed her bro i'm just kidding just imagine

01:05:13.520 and and she was like yo do you think that um you can we can go to puerto rico to fix

01:05:23.760 situation i said i'll work on it and then she said a couple minutes later but if like me and logan 0.96

01:05:29.320 like you know weren't a thing would you even want to fuck me and i said i will not answer that 1.00

01:05:38.720 question i know where this conversation's headed and i'm not going to answer that question and she 1.00

01:05:44.260 said because i would suck your cock right fucking now and i have no gag reflex that's not true 1.00

01:05:52.640 I want the gag reflex 1.00

01:05:55.140 That's not even

01:05:55.900 That's not even remotely true

01:05:58.140 No that's not true at all 0.99

01:06:02.400 She does that one 0.99

01:06:03.360 Yes 1.00

01:06:03.720 Yes 0.89

01:06:04.460 Bro you get a girl

01:06:05.880 Without a gag reflex 0.99

01:06:06.800 Like 1.00

01:06:07.200 That's like some wife shit 1.00

01:06:08.760 And I 1.00

01:06:09.060 I found like

01:06:10.000 I found like one of these girls 1.00

01:06:11.240 Like maybe two 1.00

01:06:12.400 That actually have no gag reflex 1.00

01:06:13.960 And she proceeded to grab my 1.00

01:06:15.880 Index finger 1.00

01:06:16.700 And stick it down her throat 1.00

01:06:17.540 Yes 1.00

01:06:18.180 At a party

01:06:19.020 It's impressive

01:06:19.620 It's impressive 1.00

01:06:20.100 She throws up immediately 1.00

01:06:21.140 She has a gag reflex 0.91

01:06:21.780 and I said

01:06:23.200 I'll show you

01:06:24.560 but Mikey

01:06:29.460 and George

01:06:30.200 hold on

01:06:30.520 and George was there

01:06:31.260 and I said

01:06:33.580 and I said

01:06:34.160 I said to her

01:06:34.920 very clearly

01:06:36.060 and specifically

01:06:36.700 I go

01:06:37.160 Logan is my best friend

01:06:39.020 yes

01:06:40.000 I would never

01:06:40.560 I would

01:06:41.120 I would never 0.98

01:06:42.340 fucking do that 0.99

01:06:42.660 wait stop 1.00

01:06:43.220 stop stop

01:06:43.560 do you think there's

01:06:44.480 cause this is a red flag

01:06:45.680 for me

01:06:46.080 do you think there's

01:06:47.080 an issue with

01:06:48.180 a girl going 1.00

01:06:49.360 damn man 0.98

01:06:50.100 I really like to fix things 1.00

01:06:51.160 with Logan 1.00

01:06:51.600 man do you think we could fly out to puerto rico by the way do you care if i suck your dick right 1.00

01:06:55.620 now like bro there's a reason i don't talk to this girl you fucking idiot like well not me not me 1.00

01:07:00.580 have sex with the girl bro hook up with the girl these these girls that have been like 1.00

01:07:05.680 la'd if you will i'm washing my hands clean bro like i live in puerto rico as you should i don't 0.99

01:07:11.480 want this noise like um and by the way again i'm i'm steps ahead of this i know you know what i'm

01:07:18.980 saying so with her like honestly bro i'm i'm wiping my hands clean my only like thing that i

01:07:25.020 would say is and here's why i said i don't think you can get it done i'm not i'm not questioning

01:07:28.360 your ability to pull well after this i'm not gonna be able to get it done no no because no

01:07:32.660 you still have a week when is this post uh that's it that's an interesting you could get it done

01:07:38.140 this weekend but i'm dude that'd be so savage that'd be that'd be that'd be sad and it's us

01:07:43.480 talking about it too so she's just like literally she's like oh the podcast just came out oh just

01:07:49.360 that's the clip like you can get it done this week she's like you know it's it's it's i think

01:07:54.040 the actual action of getting it done like any sort of like hooking up it's gonna be it's gonna be a

01:08:00.340 moment if you to ever do it it's gonna be a moment where you're gonna go damn like we both know logan

01:08:05.040 very well and like we both at this moment are gonna like i think because of your red flag

01:08:10.960 situation and what you've noticed i think it will very much feel like that for me but it won't be

01:08:15.140 symbiotic i i honestly dude i'm i'm i'm blown no pun intended away because because by the savagery

01:08:23.820 she's bro there was there was the statement of uh can you keep a secret because i can was said 0.84

01:08:30.080 like that that's horrible no no no no no no no no no no and i know and i noticed i noticed these

01:08:36.240 After some time

01:08:38.840 Stop

01:08:39.540 We're in the middle of a podcast

01:08:41.240 Go get her

01:08:43.240 Why is

01:08:46.240 Alright look 0.75

01:08:47.020 I noticed these traits with that girl

01:08:51.160 And so again I stopped

01:08:52.460 I just don't have interest

01:08:54.240 And you know what the saddest part about this is bro

01:08:57.020 You know this 0.99

01:08:58.320 She used to be not like this 1.00

01:09:00.720 She used to be such a sweet girl 1.00

01:09:02.520 Like she got LA'd 1.00

01:09:03.760 She's probably

01:09:05.180 Listen, there's a point in people's lives

01:09:08.100 When it comes to LA, they lose themselves to the city

01:09:10.000 They get lost in the sauce

01:09:11.300 But she could always find herself that

01:09:12.620 She told me that she just really enjoys giving head

01:09:15.200 And you know that that's true, bro

01:09:17.040 Yeah, I know, I know

01:09:18.300 But there's a difference between enjoying giving head 1.00

01:09:20.380 And sucking your lover's best friend's dick 1.00

01:09:23.520 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:09:24.280 That sounds like a mission

01:09:25.320 That's like a hit list

01:09:26.180 You do your thing, you got different priorities

01:09:29.240 That was my main concern

01:09:31.020 What's your agenda here?

01:09:34.000 Yo, I want to fix things with Logan 1.00

01:09:35.920 But do you mind if I suck your dick 1.00

01:09:37.180 Shut the fuck up 1.00

01:09:39.180 What are we talking about 1.00

01:09:40.040 You finish up what you're doing 0.97

01:09:41.780 And get the fuck out 0.99

01:09:42.760 And go make amends with Logan 1.00

01:09:44.000 You fucking wipe your mouth 1.00

01:09:48.540 And think about what you just did 1.00

01:09:50.040 My favorite part of it

01:09:51.400 Is walking out of these situations victorious

01:09:53.080 I love that feeling

01:09:54.540 Of just knowing that

01:09:55.440 That my friendship with someone

01:09:57.960 Was more important than that

01:09:59.720 Do you know what I'm saying

01:10:00.760 Like that's a good feeling 1.00

01:10:02.260 It really is a good fucking feeling to know that you are, you have that barren straight. 0.99

01:10:08.300 I had this situation in the past where I was dating this girl. 1.00

01:10:15.000 And this is, don't, you're not going to know this girl.

01:10:18.620 I was dating this girl and we had broken up and I had a friend call me and was like, yo, I'm out with, I'm out with your girl.

01:10:27.300 This was like months down the line.

01:10:28.920 she's like i'm out with you know this girl at this club and she's like coming on to me and this 1.00

01:10:32.920 friend asked me do you mind can i'm asking if i can hook up with your ex-girlfriend like essentially

01:10:39.160 and truthfully it was hard for me at the time to say that no i don't mind and i don't know if it

01:10:46.660 was like an ego thing if i if i felt like i said yes i'd feel like weak like my my connection to

01:10:51.540 my ex made me feel weak so i said i said no i don't mind if if you hook up with her and then

01:10:57.300 they did hook up and it actually like hurt me the next day i was actually like kind of in pain

01:11:01.360 so oftentimes i'll i'll i'll feign a sense of disconnectedness for i think it's my it's my 0.73

01:11:09.580 fucking ego being like i'm so proud of you for realizing this because i've seen you do this so 0.81

01:11:13.580 much yeah it's it's it's it's what i do it's it's um i i try to convince myself that i don't care 0.99

01:11:18.800 so i i let my friends run amok but i will say there is a uh extreme comfortability

01:11:26.960 power and confidence in being disconnected from women sorry y'all what did post malone say this 0.99

01:11:36.080 is this is kind of ridiculous but he said it's either bitches of the car or money of the commas 0.99

01:11:40.400 or bitches the commas yeah right and like it's it's it's a joke but not really like i'm just on 0.99

01:11:46.420 a bit of a different mission right now and i till until i find the the woman who's gonna um raise a 0.91

01:11:51.840 family with me and who i fall in love with and give my heart to like it a lot of it is uh

01:11:56.080 um extracurricular if you will and i tried not to get too connected in the minutia of uh

01:12:02.900 relationships you're terror you're and i don't know if it's like an if it's like an ode or an

01:12:08.900 homage to the fact that you're a big-hearted kid or whatever but you are awful awful at doing it 0.78

01:12:14.820 i i i'm as dis i am as way as disconnected as you are within the exact same hunt as you are

01:12:20.460 career in career and money and absolutely disconnected from the idea of dating but you

01:12:25.320 have always um overstepped that line and have been very uh have done a poor job of keeping

01:12:32.660 maybe it's not a poor job maybe i'm wording this the wrong way or maybe you do a good job of it but

01:12:37.400 if you were truly disconnected then this conversation would never even have happened

01:12:42.000 on the show no i disagree bro you create no bro you you'll have you'll have like an ongoing um

01:12:47.780 mini relationship with you know a dozen girls at the same time no no or how many max is like 0.99

01:12:57.500 four four yeah okay but uh or or fuck the number because because no because bro i said this at the 0.99

01:13:04.700 beginning of the podcast these aren't like these aren't girls like if i'm spending time like that 0.99

01:13:08.680 girl that we're talking about bro i've known her for six fucking years and so yeah man i thought 0.80

01:13:16.400 she was someone that she turned out to not be like through through the development of her lives 0.91

01:13:21.260 her life and my life we've we've changed and um she's changed in a way that i just kind of want

01:13:28.560 to wash my hands of like i'm sorry i just i don't want to deal with so now i'm practicing

01:13:33.400 that disconnected nature of like we had we had our time it was what it was and now like you're

01:13:41.860 free to do what you want with your lives i'm gonna say to you what somebody said to me eight months

01:13:46.560 before uh i got into my relationship stop that's my no-no square he said don't touch my no-no square

01:13:52.440 end quotes uh it was beautiful you you you believe in like universe or higher power yeah yeah okay 0.93

01:13:59.480 so i'll use that in reference to you so you're saying that you want oh shit hold on yeah go for 0.79

01:14:04.580 you want 0.99

01:14:05.700 you're waiting for the right girl

01:14:08.040 what if the universe 0.99

01:14:09.600 or higher power

01:14:10.780 whichever you believe in

01:14:12.520 is not giving you that

01:14:14.160 because of how

01:14:15.300 you're dealing with

01:14:16.240 what you've already been getting

01:14:17.300 so like for example

01:14:18.700 well he's not looking

01:14:19.660 for the right girl

01:14:20.220 no I'm not saying

01:14:20.780 you're treating them bad

01:14:21.660 by the way

01:14:21.880 I'm not saying you're treating them bad

01:14:22.680 but what I'm saying is

01:14:23.400 are you looking

01:14:24.560 are you actively looking for

01:14:26.360 or are you just kind of like

01:14:27.300 making dues of what you have now

01:14:28.840 no I'm looking

01:14:29.520 okay

01:14:30.500 I mean I'm always

01:14:32.040 looking at everything

01:14:33.180 I'm a looker

01:14:33.780 I look at things

01:14:34.480 He's an observer.

01:14:35.220 But I thought you just said you're not in any way looking 0.99

01:14:37.320 because you're focused on the craft and making money and shit. 0.92

01:14:40.180 No. 1.00

01:14:41.000 Oh, you just said bitches over commas or comedy. 1.00

01:14:43.640 He's saying it's true. 1.00

01:14:45.340 It's at this war path that I'm on at the moment.

01:14:47.900 Yeah, absolutely.

01:14:48.420 But, like, man, and it may have happened already.

01:14:50.600 If I find a girl that goes, nah, dude, like, I'm you, but a girl. 0.67

01:14:57.620 I'm going to notice and recognize that and pursue. 0.90

01:15:00.580 Like, I know I'm going to be in hot pursuit soon.

01:15:03.660 I always think of you falling in love with, like, a philampathist.

01:15:08.140 No, you said it. 0.58

01:15:09.440 It's someone who fills lamps with wrists.

01:15:12.580 Yo, I've got this hollow lamp, 0.99

01:15:16.400 and I'm going to fill it with the corpses of old sailors.

01:15:22.600 A philamparist. 0.99

01:15:24.480 A philamparist.

01:15:25.480 That was amazing.

01:15:26.880 A philamparist. 0.65

01:15:27.300 he is he is chucky finster dude from from my tongue gets locked up so much chucky finster 0.65

01:15:37.560 wait wait i just i i want to wrap this up i just want to say one thing bro this with this one with

01:15:43.100 this girl yeah we had this incident happen two years ago where i was like i think she might 0.99

01:15:47.400 have been a little bit me yeah she grabbed her dick over at the club in in an attempt to like 1.00

01:15:52.560 Get a ruse out of me 0.99

01:15:54.400 I don't remember that

01:15:56.600 But I'm sure

01:15:57.000 Did her grabbing your voice

01:15:59.040 Did get a ruse out of you

01:16:00.060 I used ruse in the room

01:16:00.920 It did

01:16:01.300 It did

01:16:01.680 No at that time

01:16:03.240 I was like 1.00

01:16:03.560 Grab his dick 1.00

01:16:04.120 No 1.00

01:16:05.840 No not a ruse

01:16:06.680 Not in the hot 1.00

01:16:07.520 No not a fucking cock 1.00

01:16:09.260 She's just at home 1.00

01:16:09.980 You liked it when I grabbed Mike's dick 1.00

01:16:11.580 No 1.00

01:16:11.740 Yeah you grabbed his love sex 1.00

01:16:13.260 I was like 1.00

01:16:13.780 When you grabbed his love sex 1.00

01:16:15.360 You grabbed Mike's love sex 1.00

01:16:18.620 Go downstairs and grab 1.00

01:16:19.700 Go get my lamp

01:16:22.200 So I can feel it

01:16:23.420 No bro

01:16:24.120 It was the first time

01:16:25.420 Where I said

01:16:25.860 Oh

01:16:26.400 I see what

01:16:28.020 Is happening here

01:16:29.340 This city's weird

01:16:31.240 This city's odd 0.99

01:16:32.740 Why would this girl 1.00

01:16:34.160 Why would this girl 0.85

01:16:35.440 That I've had

01:16:35.960 An extensive relationship with 1.00

01:16:37.500 Grab my best friend's dick 1.00

01:16:38.900 And that was the first time 1.00

01:16:40.000 I went

01:16:40.280 This place isn't for me

01:16:41.980 I don't think

01:16:42.560 Was it really dark

01:16:43.460 And she got you guys confused

01:16:44.580 Yes

01:16:44.980 No no no 0.62

01:16:46.460 She was like 1.00

01:16:46.920 Who's that tall

01:16:47.700 Musclebound man over there

01:16:49.220 No no no

01:16:49.860 No but dude

01:16:50.840 It's um

01:16:51.520 there is in the city there's this weird sexual chemistry that's just alive throughout oh they're 1.00

01:16:56.820 just sluts no but no no i know but i'm just like trying to give him more beating these whores on 1.00

01:17:01.780 the street man there aren't no every corner has them look at them that's an nft no that's an std 1.00

01:17:08.000 get the fuck away no but to logan's point earlier it's not it's not just them it's the girls that

01:17:13.000 you think aren't too it's it's it's just this weird uh well because she pulled me for a while 0.98

01:17:19.500 No, but it's all, it's very few.

01:17:22.220 Dude, it's this weird conglomerate of like power, money. 0.99

01:17:26.220 When you say fools, I just hear her leaving her house. 0.99

01:17:29.680 He thinks I'm a good woman. 1.00

01:17:33.000 I'll grab his friend's dick in front of him. 1.00

01:17:35.540 It's so fucking for a year later. 1.00

01:17:37.200 No, and hold on. 1.00

01:17:37.820 Hold on a second.

01:17:39.020 And I'm going to, because, you know, assuming that all this stuff, we keep all this stuff.

01:17:42.180 But like, she's not not a good.

01:17:45.880 Let me, hold on.

01:17:47.100 Let me say something real quick.

01:17:48.860 Oh, yeah?

01:17:49.240 A lot of times, a lot of times.

01:17:51.260 You and her are Eskimo bros, brother.

01:17:52.960 No, I'm going to start.

01:17:53.320 You and her are Eskimo bros. 0.68

01:17:54.240 If you and the girl are Eskimo bros.

01:17:58.460 No, how are we Eskimo bros? 1.00

01:18:00.480 You guys are Eskimo hoes. 1.00

01:18:02.140 That's what you guys know. 1.00

01:18:02.720 Wait, who did she?

01:18:03.420 Wait, that's not possible for me and her to be Eskimo bros. 1.00

01:18:06.120 Did I fuck a dude? 0.99

01:18:07.640 I would say otherwise, dude. 1.00

01:18:09.520 No, that makes me and him Eskimo bros.

01:18:12.580 Nah.

01:18:13.880 Yeah, it does. 0.99

01:18:15.360 And also we're not because I never fucked her. 0.98

01:18:17.700 I didn't hook up with her. 0.99

01:18:18.620 oh yeah i thought you had all right so no i didn't so um uh oh maybe last thing i don't know 0.76

01:18:28.740 but sometimes a girl's treatment of a guy is semi-representative of the guy's treatment of

01:18:37.860 the girl and i'm sorry i'm gonna toss you under the bus a little bit here lp she had given you

01:18:43.620 many many chances to say yo you are my girlfriend and i'm locking you down she had already grabbed 1.00

01:18:49.000 your dick the moment that happened she two years ago she ruined any chance of like oh that was the 1.00

01:18:55.020 moment oh hey man what the fuck is a moment for you that's what i want no no hold on if that isn't 1.00

01:19:00.980 a moment mike was it like no hey get off my father no because he get off of him no this is a moment 0.99

01:19:06.320 he like bought her jewelry and took her on dates after that and like made her feel very much like

01:19:12.000 there was a do you want to know why do you want to know why because your your instinct is right

01:19:15.840 i honestly um did feel bad that she she had taken such an interest well like i i say interest right 0.95

01:19:25.500 because like again if you are interested in me i i personally don't see why you'd be grabbing my

01:19:30.360 friend's dick that doesn't make sense to me but i did feel bad she had taken an interest in me and 0.96

01:19:34.640 in my mind i had kind of been shut off to anything i tried a couple times to like pretend that that 0.98

01:19:40.280 didn't that that didn't happen that was could potentially make it work but it just never ended

01:19:43.840 up happening and i wanted to do something nice a gesture of appreciation because um you know i i

01:19:49.760 had put her through a lot of shit although you know some things like that it's ironically not

01:19:55.620 appropriate but i bought her some stuff yeah so so what it's ironically not the only time that 0.99

01:20:00.060 girl you were talking to is grab my dick who else the f1 oh yeah why but but we hadn't that 1.00

01:20:09.140 that was like a 1.00

01:20:10.040 that was like a fair game

01:20:10.960 right right right

01:20:11.740 that was a

01:20:12.300 that was new

01:20:13.140 it could have gone any direction

01:20:14.080 it could have gone any direction

01:20:15.040 you know I was cooking

01:20:16.540 at Benihana's once

01:20:17.600 when I was a chef

01:20:19.460 you look like a Benihana chef

01:20:20.920 right now

01:20:21.480 I look like a Benihana 1.00

01:20:22.640 you know it's funny 0.99

01:20:23.340 I look like this

01:20:24.240 when I was cooking

01:20:25.420 at Benihana's

01:20:26.200 and

01:20:27.380 the one thing I realized

01:20:28.900 while I was cooking

01:20:29.340 is all these guys

01:20:30.340 that would bring these 1.00

01:20:31.020 smoke shows of like women 1.00

01:20:32.380 like they were 0.97

01:20:32.900 and by the way

01:20:33.720 I came from Scottsdale

01:20:34.520 so it was like

01:20:34.920 there was beautiful women 1.00

01:20:35.920 but like these girls 1.00

01:20:37.200 were bombshells 1.00

01:20:38.880 And each time I would notice that these girls are cheating on their man. 1.00

01:20:42.540 Like when they would leave, they would flirt with me or give me their number or like talk to that guy. 1.00

01:20:47.000 First of all, you have to be on some scandaling cheating shit to be hitting on the chef that's quickly right in front of you. 0.98

01:20:52.080 Like you have to really be wanting to get caught. 0.99

01:20:54.980 But I would always wrap my head around like how do these guys not see it?

01:20:59.860 Like how do these guys not see it?

01:21:00.840 You want to know why?

01:21:01.520 Do you want to know why they don't?

01:21:02.220 They choose not to see it.

01:21:02.880 No, no, I'll give you another reason too.

01:21:06.020 They're also cheating.

01:21:07.080 I met a guy once he said he said a successful guy he said uh he said if you if you tell me

01:21:15.640 that you're a married man and you cheat you don't cheat on your wife I do not believe you

01:21:19.960 what that's what he said I've heard that before I'm from that guy no no it's just more prevalent

01:21:24.980 than you you're a standout lad and by the way straight up not a cheater never have been and

01:21:31.860 And will do everything in my power never to be.

01:21:35.860 Yeah, yeah.

01:21:36.840 So I understand you.

01:21:39.040 But it is a very prevalent act out there.

01:21:42.680 Monogamy is under assault like never before.

01:21:46.780 And I think that, George, I'm not saying that there's a route to it.

01:21:50.180 I'm not saying that with the hard work it could be attained.

01:21:52.300 I'm not saying any of that stuff.

01:21:53.800 Well, just because he's successful doesn't mean he's a good human being.

01:21:55.820 No, no, no. 1.00

01:21:56.160 Fuck the success. 1.00

01:21:57.180 Yeah, that guy cheats. 1.00

01:21:58.000 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

01:21:58.840 If you look at the love of your life and cheat while you're married and you have kids and a family, you are a scumbag. 1.00

01:22:06.620 I don't care how much money you have. 1.00

01:22:08.060 No, 100%. 1.00

01:22:08.540 You're a scumbag. 1.00

01:22:09.140 Correct. 1.00

01:22:09.520 You're greedy, you want everything, and you're a piece of shit. 1.00

01:22:12.060 Correct. 1.00

01:22:12.560 Also, your word means nothing.

01:22:14.400 If the love of your life, you're sharing a bed with somebody, and then you could lie to this person and go back to this bed and this house that you've built, this family that you've built, and still go behind her back, possibly giving her STDs, bringing it back home.

01:22:28.840 Possibly giving another girl a baby

01:22:30.820 If you could do that 0.99

01:22:32.160 And just because you're successful

01:22:33.440 And you walk around your high horse

01:22:34.680 And you had the audacity to look at me

01:22:36.400 And be like

01:22:36.800 If you're married

01:22:37.620 And you don't cheat 1.00

01:22:39.020 You're a scumbag 1.00

01:22:40.040 Go underneath the rock 1.00

01:22:40.920 Go fuck yourself 1.00

01:22:41.700 I would take the success part out of it 1.00

01:22:43.280 Because I think that affairs and cheating

01:22:44.920 Happen at all levels

01:22:45.760 They're probably even more prevalent

01:22:46.900 In socioeconomic levels

01:22:49.500 That are lower than that

01:22:50.480 Which would be an assumption

01:22:52.060 Maybe I'm wrong

01:22:53.240 We need to wrap this up

01:22:54.360 I thought this was a pretty interesting conversation

01:22:56.640 I need that guy's number

01:22:57.480 I need to talk to him

01:22:58.220 what guy

01:22:59.140 that guy was giving

01:22:59.980 all these guys

01:23:00.860 like false advice

01:23:01.760 George is gonna be out there

01:23:02.520 converting cheaters 1.00

01:23:03.520 I just fucking hate it bro 0.99

01:23:04.960 I love that 0.99

01:23:05.380 what is your worth

01:23:06.360 if your word means nothing 1.00

01:23:07.600 what the fuck are you 1.00

01:23:08.540 as a human being 1.00

01:23:09.240 you're a weight of paper

01:23:10.480 look

01:23:10.660 you make a good point

01:23:12.300 I am on the same page as you

01:23:14.080 I don't need to say it

01:23:15.600 but I'm gonna say it

01:23:16.160 cause I'm the only one

01:23:16.660 who hasn't said it yes

01:23:17.280 I also am not a cheater

01:23:18.280 have never cheated

01:23:18.820 will never cheat

01:23:19.500 but I feel like

01:23:20.800 I'm on the same page as you

01:23:21.680 we kind of grill each other

01:23:22.760 a hundred percent

01:23:23.680 oh bro

01:23:24.160 a thousand percent

01:23:24.840 friends hold friends accountable

01:23:25.940 yeah 1.00

01:23:26.260 fuck that bro 1.00

01:23:27.120 there's not even a chance but like if one guy in my group if i saw him cheating on his girl 1.00

01:23:32.860 it is a sit down conversation not in my circle shit like i just can't watch that we've had we've 0.85

01:23:39.440 yelled at him if he's been too far even towards a walking path towards a relationship and talk 0.98

01:23:45.780 to another girl like not even in a relationship i've been like yo this girl clearly thinks you 0.95

01:23:49.680 have we would be considered pussies by this by this uh current culture yeah also it's actually 0.97

01:23:55.700 If any one of you guys 0.98

01:23:57.500 Are watching 1.00

01:23:57.960 Oh these guys are pussies 1.00

01:23:59.440 Because they're the men 1.00

01:24:00.380 Of their word

01:24:00.880 No one's saying that 1.00

01:24:01.440 Fuck you guys 1.00

01:24:01.960 No one's saying that 1.00

01:24:02.600 Fuck you 1.00

01:24:03.240 I hope you comment 1.00

01:24:04.340 And say George is a pussy 1.00

01:24:05.340 No listen 1.00

01:24:05.700 He's Christian ass 1.00

01:24:06.580 Pussy ass bitch 1.00

01:24:07.640 Yeah I have morals 1.00

01:24:08.560 You fucking bitch 1.00

01:24:09.660 And when I go to sleep 1.00

01:24:10.780 At night I sleep good

01:24:11.820 Let him go

01:24:12.280 Get him George 0.99

01:24:13.040 You know what I fucking 0.99

01:24:13.780 We gotta go 1.00

01:24:14.760 We gotta go

01:24:15.360 No no

01:24:15.920 Was this good

01:24:16.840 Was this good

01:24:17.480 We'd like to hear

01:24:18.020 In the comments below

01:24:18.840 It was something

01:24:19.420 I want to know 0.99

01:24:21.080 I would fucking jump 0.99

01:24:21.640 Through that screen 0.99

01:24:21.960 How that develops

01:24:22.920 And I only want to know

01:24:24.420 On impulsive

01:24:25.020 I will tell you

01:24:26.500 Looking into this camera dog

01:24:27.780 That will not develop

01:24:29.120 No

01:24:29.320 Do you want to know why

01:24:31.240 Do you want to know why

01:24:32.640 You can't say that

01:24:33.460 You want to know why

01:24:34.160 You can't say

01:24:34.580 Because there's no 1.00

01:24:35.180 A there's no risk 1.00

01:24:36.180 And I know

01:24:36.840 You just said earlier

01:24:38.580 In the show

01:24:38.920 And it's not even about that

01:24:39.940 It's a respect thing for me

01:24:41.560 I can

01:24:41.960 If I can go out there

01:24:42.980 And if it's about getting head

01:24:44.720 The well is full

01:24:46.960 I do not need to risk it

01:24:48.300 But I'll be honest with you

01:24:49.400 Girl can 1.00

01:24:51.000 Girl can throw it out 1.00

01:24:52.720 Stop 0.99

01:24:53.080 I'm saying

01:24:53.540 I'm saying top

01:24:54.360 Stop

01:24:54.980 You're just provoking it.

01:24:56.480 She's top three. 0.99

01:24:57.440 She's fantastic.

01:24:58.360 Top three?

01:24:59.000 All right.

01:24:59.260 We'll have an update.

01:25:00.200 We'll have an update on what happens after this.

01:25:01.780 He changes his stuff.

01:25:03.160 All right.

01:25:03.680 We'll give you guys an update next week.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - November 23, 2021

E302 Hooking Up With My Best Friend's Ex

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