Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E308 She Cheated On Me With A Billionaire

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00:02:02.420 So there was a girl that I had hung out with in ******. 0.97

00:02:07.080 Her name is ******.

00:02:08.500 There's no shot. There's no shot. 0.96

00:02:10.780 There's no shot.

00:02:12.020 No, no, no.

00:02:19.820 Sound's rolling.

00:02:20.960 Georgie, you rolling?

00:02:21.980 I'm rolling.

00:02:23.140 Sound.

00:02:23.620 two oh that was beautiful clean okay guys we're gonna roll right

00:02:29.980 i'm trying so hard wow that was we're off to a great start i know uh we have to do this podcast

00:02:37.860 here because um when we get back to la we're running right into more podcasts and we're in

00:02:43.960 switzerland switzerland should we start over no that's this is great so far it's the best way to

00:02:50.560 I also just want to say this.

00:02:52.800 We joked about being those three kids from the meme

00:02:55.880 back in the studio in Vegas.

00:02:58.540 This is the closest we will ever be to that meme.

00:03:01.060 We are three kids sitting on couches around a table right now. 0.99

00:03:04.320 Yeah, no shit, Mike. 0.99

00:03:05.400 Exact. 0.99

00:03:06.020 Yeah, way to just say what's happening.

00:03:08.620 He's like, look at us.

00:03:09.740 There's three of us.

00:03:10.400 There's a table and we're here.

00:03:12.740 Logan, stop doing drugs, guys.

00:03:14.600 It's true.

00:03:15.140 You're going to see a lot of anger out of him this episode. 0.99

00:03:16.920 I'm fucking angry. 0.98

00:03:18.100 He's almost beat up like at least 11 people. 0.99

00:03:20.560 Like, I counted.

00:03:22.000 Like, I genuinely counted.

00:03:23.880 After five, I was like, all right, this guy's, he's wanting all the smoke.

00:03:26.960 It's, weed is a very powerful drug. 0.99

00:03:30.380 I don't care who the fuck says it's not a drug. 1.00

00:03:33.360 It's a fucking drug. 1.00

00:03:34.620 Okay? 1.00

00:03:35.220 That's how we're starting the episode.

00:03:36.560 Fine.

00:03:36.840 Yeah.

00:03:37.200 I quit smoking weed on December 24th.

00:03:39.580 And Christmas Eve, for some reason, thank you.

00:03:44.380 Thank you.

00:03:45.980 For those of you who watch Impulsive regularly, and first off, if you don't, don't.

00:03:50.060 But if you want to, make sure to subscribe.

00:03:52.560 You guys know I've been having this little back and forth with marijuana.

00:03:57.240 I grew up not smoking.

00:03:58.840 I'm like the anti-weave guy pretty much my whole life.

00:04:01.420 And then the past six months, fully dedicated myself to becoming a pothead.

00:04:07.080 And with that came a lot of great things.

00:04:09.260 Like, you know, we can allow for creativity.

00:04:12.120 It calms me down.

00:04:13.280 It'll open my mind up to entertain conversations with people that maybe normally I wouldn't.

00:04:18.480 That's like the sweetest way of saying

00:04:20.000 that I can put up with people.

00:04:22.780 There's some people I can discuss things with

00:04:24.780 when I'm actually intoxicated.

00:04:26.800 I actually care.

00:04:28.380 I can't deal with them sober.

00:04:30.360 I don't know what it is.

00:04:31.800 Just this lifestyle we were living

00:04:33.940 that people will see soon.

00:04:35.640 We've been traveling everywhere,

00:04:37.000 not sleeping,

00:04:37.720 just going hard, hard, hard, hard.

00:04:39.260 Weed got me through it.

00:04:41.320 It kept me alive.

00:04:42.140 It kept me interested.

00:04:43.220 It was able to stimulate me enough

00:04:45.040 to continue this lifestyle

00:04:47.460 of travel, adventure, and party

00:04:48.940 and creation.

00:04:50.740 But I knew there was going to be a day

00:04:52.180 where I had to call it quits

00:04:54.980 because when I realized

00:04:56.960 that I was high

00:04:58.080 more than I wasn't high,

00:05:00.780 it's a little problematic.

00:05:02.040 I was waking up groggy.

00:05:03.300 I'm going to sleep high.

00:05:04.520 Like, it was a disaster.

00:05:06.120 And December 24th,

00:05:07.460 I felt it in my heart.

00:05:08.620 I was like, today's the day.

00:05:10.040 I'm done. 1.00

00:05:11.100 You know how I do shit? 1.00

00:05:12.620 Cold turkey. 1.00

00:05:13.480 Cold turkey quit.

00:05:14.500 did you wake up knowing you were gonna quit or was it just like you woke up you're like oh i think

00:05:18.500 today next to jesus's birthday i'm gonna go nah i don't know i i felt it and it sucked because my

00:05:24.980 mom was like why did you have to do this this week our entire family came ripping a bomb

00:05:28.820 wow her whole family came to puerto rico um and here i am going through weed withdrawals while

00:05:38.560 my whole family

00:05:39.520 celebrated Christmas

00:05:40.320 and for me

00:05:41.800 my withdrawals

00:05:42.800 are very

00:05:43.400 like aggressive

00:05:44.960 man

00:05:45.180 I don't know

00:05:45.560 I don't know

00:05:45.960 what it is

00:05:46.600 but I get

00:05:47.540 what do you have at?

00:05:49.220 imagine me

00:05:49.980 for the past week

00:05:52.020 I know

00:05:52.420 for the past week

00:05:53.460 I have a thing

00:05:56.580 and I want to tell you something

00:05:57.560 but

00:05:58.080 yeah

00:05:58.980 I was

00:05:59.480 I was

00:06:00.160 I was

00:06:00.640 and am

00:06:02.100 a little bit still

00:06:02.820 extremely irritable

00:06:04.040 I could not sleep

00:06:05.900 and

00:06:07.020 I had

00:06:07.700 I developed a gag reflex, no appetite. 1.00

00:06:09.980 It's just like a fucking... 1.00

00:06:11.980 How did you know that? 1.00

00:06:13.880 What did you figure out?

00:06:16.140 Wait till you find out how he found out.

00:06:19.080 He had a gag reflex.

00:06:22.440 Sorry, Logan. 1.00

00:06:24.320 What's wrong with sucking a little dick, boys? 1.00

00:06:26.180 Absolutely nothing. 1.00

00:06:27.820 Not when you have no gag reflexes, that's the problem.

00:06:31.220 But when I have a gag reflex, it becomes problematic.

00:06:35.480 And, I mean, to be honest with you, 1.00

00:06:37.380 Maybe I sound like a pussy. I was going through it. I was really going through it 1.00

00:06:41.460 And I told George like crack by the way

00:06:44.060 I just want everybody to know like his was draws is like like meth like he was sweating

00:06:48.620 Just like I'm looking at me. I'm like blue. He's blind

00:06:54.620 Can't see his eyes. He looks like Mike

00:06:56.620 It sucks cuz again, we're in stod everyone here is so nice and polite and I'm just I'm just causing problems 0.99

00:07:02.060 I want all the smoke and I don't know why like I have a fucking broken hand. What am I gonna do? 0.99

00:07:06.680 and anyways i told george i have to fucking commend you bro i'm dead ass serious i've been 0.93

00:07:15.140 waiting to tell you this the fact that you made it out of a heroin addiction and like fully like 0.94

00:07:21.060 i'm gonna get a little emotional like i have so much fucking respect for you and anyone who's who 0.99

00:07:27.380 who is beaten an addiction because this shit fucking sucks and this is just weed this ain't 0.99

00:07:33.380 Shit, I swear to God, if I had an addiction as serious as his, 1.00

00:07:38.660 narcotics as serious as heroin, I would not make it out. 1.00

00:07:43.140 I would not make it out.

00:07:44.140 All of my money would be on you not making it out.

00:07:46.380 I would not.

00:07:47.260 No, you will.

00:07:48.020 Unless you read Mike's book.

00:07:49.240 Then you would have some.

00:07:50.860 Maybe.

00:07:52.420 Maybe.

00:07:53.100 Honestly.

00:07:53.620 The difference between the two is weed is a mental and psychological battle.

00:07:59.980 And when you get into the opiates and heroin and stuff like that,

00:08:03.020 it's a much more physical battle and you even you even felt some of the physical uh symptoms of it

00:08:08.060 like the sweating the irritability that kind of stuff like that overall just like nasty feeling

00:08:11.660 but it's just exponentially worse when you bring opiates into play you know you're constantly

00:08:15.780 throwing up you you know you have diarrhea you feel like you basically feel like you have covid

00:08:20.440 or the flu for two weeks and it's 10 times worse so uh you know it's it's you know it's it's wild

00:08:26.960 all drugs have

00:08:28.560 come downs and let downs

00:08:31.040 you know so it's you know you have to respect

00:08:33.100 the withdrawals no matter what drug it is

00:08:35.260 but it's definitely

00:08:36.060 you've been going through it man

00:08:38.100 yeah and to make matters worse

00:08:40.240 about a week of 0.99

00:08:42.960 this just feeling like shit 1.00

00:08:44.700 feeling like an asshole and just like 1.00

00:08:46.680 getting a little vulnerable for a sec 0.99

00:08:48.340 as you guys know I've expressed like

00:08:50.120 bro I've hated myself this past week

00:08:52.620 I've hated this version of myself

00:08:54.140 it's the worst like

00:08:56.060 man I just like I feel like I'm not great to be around and it's just like I feel bad you know

00:09:01.600 because we're on this nice trip we spent an absurd amount of money to come to Sta to Switzerland I

00:09:06.300 don't know if you know anything about Sta but this is uh what is it the like highest like perk

00:09:10.720 there was a trillion dollars worth of wealth at the party we were at last night everyone here is

00:09:16.680 a billionaire there are more billionaires at this party than there were not billionaires and so

00:09:20.800 we're at this uh what was i saying you tried to fight the coach that guy oh no wait that's not 0.99

00:09:26.600 what i was saying well he's he's he's fucking racist against kevin yes he is i i can smell 0.98

00:09:32.900 racism this like withdrawal process and this like coming off of weed has like created these like 1.00

00:09:37.980 micro scenarios in logan's mind where he's just like you said it earlier that guy's fucking 0.96

00:09:42.100 looking at yo he's he's disrespecting kevin because he's mexican i'm like no he's not man 0.88

00:09:46.920 And Kevin forgot his, so Kevin forgot his, like, little tag to pick up his jacket.

00:09:52.060 Well, that was the second thing.

00:09:53.200 The second time.

00:09:53.820 So that was, like, the second straw.

00:09:55.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:55.780 That was the first straw.

00:09:56.500 Well, the first, what was it?

00:09:57.660 Oh, the first time he told Kevin to put his mask on.

00:09:59.740 In a room full of unmasked people, I was wondering why he chose Kevin.

00:10:03.680 Odd.

00:10:04.040 It's a good, that one's a little bit more believable than the second time.

00:10:07.000 So he had it out with him the first time.

00:10:08.360 He said, uh, no, to the guy.

00:10:10.620 Walked by.

00:10:11.220 The next day, went and apologized to him.

00:10:13.500 Oh, by the way, you're just, like, you're kind of skimming through this.

00:10:16.180 The apology was like a Disney movie, bro.

00:10:18.960 He goes, hey, man, I just want to come to you

00:10:20.300 because I've been thinking about it.

00:10:21.440 How I behave is totally unacceptable.

00:10:24.280 I just wanted to, as a man, look you in the eyes.

00:10:26.340 The guy's like, you know what?

00:10:27.380 I respect that.

00:10:28.460 A lot of men, they don't do that.

00:10:30.040 We had a moment.

00:10:31.640 We reconciled.

00:10:32.600 Fully, fully.

00:10:33.200 It was amazing.

00:10:34.920 15 minutes later. 0.99

00:10:36.360 That man's a racist. 1.00

00:10:38.020 What the fuck? 1.00

00:10:38.820 Because he's doing it again. 1.00

00:10:40.020 Literally, I'll be high in Logan.

00:10:41.500 I go, I'm so sorry.

00:10:42.840 The guy needs to get high.

00:10:43.920 I don't even know what to tell you.

00:10:44.960 i won't i won't do it i'm not going back grabbed the jacket so hard from his so as i was saying

00:10:51.140 kevin forgot his his tag to pick up the jacket and i had tried to apply the catching flies with

00:10:57.100 honey instead of salt routine that i always do and i was just about there and i'm like okay so

00:11:01.980 man i appreciate you just understanding that we lost the ticket and give us the jacket back and

00:11:05.120 all of a sudden i see a massive arm reach out give me the jacket it just jokes it from the 0.95

00:11:10.780 fucking dude and the dude's face was like i have never he was so offended and logan's just like 0.99

00:11:17.220 racist and we're in this beautiful hotel the beautiful and logan's fucking just flipping out 0.99

00:11:26.200 and so i go to logan i go i pull him to the side i'm like bro chill out i the amount of times i've 0.98

00:11:31.740 had to actually like say to you on this trip yo you need to chill out okay like like like brother 0.96

00:11:37.680 to brother yo you need to chill the fuck out you're not fighting this german biker gang you're 0.90

00:11:42.300 not fighting the flight attendant you're not fighting the coat check guy and god forbid 0.99

00:11:46.740 number one you're not fighting me because you tried to fight me probably one or two times so

00:11:51.260 far that was the funniest thing and i and i talked to bell about that because i was like yo

00:11:55.660 like there's a rule of thumb bro like when you involve physical like if you want to spar somebody

00:12:01.300 that's different but to threaten one of your boys that you're gonna i did not threaten mike i

00:12:06.360 I promised him that I would assault him.

00:12:08.340 You said, you know, I remember it word for word.

00:12:11.260 You go, what is the issue?

00:12:12.560 And then you're like, your tone.

00:12:14.120 And then he goes, what about my tone?

00:12:15.940 He goes, lessen it.

00:12:17.240 And Mike goes, and if I choose not to?

00:12:19.260 He goes, no, no, no, no, no.

00:12:21.380 He goes, then I'm going to have to assault my friend.

00:12:24.840 And I literally just look back and I'm smiling, bro. 1.00

00:12:27.540 Because I want this shit to happen. 1.00

00:12:29.940 Here's why. 1.00

00:12:30.680 I'm a part of it.

00:12:31.500 That's the reason why I want it.

00:12:32.600 I'm sitting here with my legs crossed.

00:12:34.140 I'm sipping coffee.

00:12:35.240 I'm talking to people that I probably will never have their network.

00:12:37.880 And I'm just like, wow, this is a great day.

00:12:40.140 This is the best part out of it all.

00:12:42.340 We're classy people in America.

00:12:44.540 Okay?

00:12:45.040 In America, we're like, yeah, we look good.

00:12:47.300 Hey, what are you talking about?

00:12:48.100 That's not true.

00:12:49.240 Listen, in America, we walk around and I feel confident in who we are.

00:12:53.300 Here, let me just describe you how they saw us.

00:12:57.220 We are 15 people hopping out of one car at the nicest hotel you will ever look at in your life.

00:13:04.000 and this is how i knew what they thought of us because we're not only do we have to climb out

00:13:07.980 of the car we have to climb out of the trunk they knew that so well when the valet saw us

00:13:13.020 they pulled up the car and they looked at me as their hand is touching the trunk of a car

00:13:17.840 they opened our trunk for us yes so kevin and david get in there we need more because our car

00:13:23.380 is too small for all the people we have we we need a little bit more background here we haven't

00:13:26.520 described stad perfectly stad is a city that exists sandwiched in between these swiss alps

00:13:33.200 right about four hours north three four hours north of zurich east is it east of zurich in

00:13:39.720 switzerland we are relatively relatively well-traveled people central pay dubai we've we've

00:13:47.020 done our fair share of travel maybe not the most but we've been to a few places

00:13:50.020 when i tell you i have never in my life seen a city with this level of of wealth and the ability 0.97

00:14:01.100 to command prices that make no fucking sense. 0.81

00:14:06.040 The cheapest cheeseburger I've seen outside of Wall-E's, 0.98

00:14:10.020 their one fast food place, is like $86.

00:14:13.540 You cannot get a cheeseburger for less than 80 bucks.

00:14:16.560 The club sandwich is $75.

00:14:18.620 A coffee is $25.

00:14:20.580 It tastes really good.

00:14:21.760 It tastes good.

00:14:23.380 No, actually, it's not so good that you're like,

00:14:27.620 wow, that was worth $40 for a hot chocolate.

00:14:30.620 No, it wasn't.

00:14:31.100 We're in a place where their cheese is made.

00:14:33.500 It takes days to make.

00:14:34.960 And you're reviewing Arby's.

00:14:36.840 Okay, so it's just like the price difference has to be different.

00:14:39.600 I just heavily disagree.

00:14:40.600 But how much different?

00:14:41.700 I heavily disagree.

00:14:42.560 Again, we've been around, George. 1.00

00:14:44.140 I've seen a lot of shit. 1.00

00:14:45.380 This place is the most not real life place I've seen in my life. 1.00

00:14:48.860 And the kids, one of the kids came up to me today.

00:14:50.940 He's like, how's your style?

00:14:51.780 And I was like, bro, to be honest with you, like, I don't know.

00:14:54.340 Like, beautiful.

00:14:55.600 Like, aesthetically, it's great.

00:14:56.840 But, man, things are a little backwards here.

00:14:59.440 and so i told the kid i was like just so you know because he he is growing up here i go kid this

00:15:04.020 isn't real life like i don't i don't know if it's a uh if it's like a european thing well it's it's

00:15:10.280 not it's how they gatekeep the culture here it's how they gatekeep the culture and keep the

00:15:14.600 demographic plus the people that they don't want here out dude you know what i'm saying like these

00:15:19.960 these people are actually all billionaires we wanted to go to the dinner last night which was

00:15:25.700 is the best kind of new year's eve dinner here and we found out you know not too far before dinner

00:15:31.140 was going to start maybe the night before that it was going to be 1500 swiss francs per person

00:15:38.260 yeah by the way it was a buffet you still walked and got your own food and it was delicious it was

00:15:43.500 delicious food it's fantastic oh oh one thing you make you guys may not have known i don't know if

00:15:47.000 i told you guys this yet wanted to buy some drinks for some ladies whatever hang out at the bar for

00:15:52.080 while it was an open bar it wasn't an open bar it was not open bar oh my god i got i got i ordered

00:15:57.800 four shots of uh casamigos blanco 220 swiss friends i mean you you weren't getting out of

00:16:03.520 there last night for under 3 000 max said he never seen a place where people are scooping caviar

00:16:08.360 like guacamole caviar eight thousand dollar trays of caviar and kids

00:16:14.780 how do you even know what caviar is they're like isn't the caviar swell i'm like what are you

00:16:21.060 Happy meals. I'm happy with my meal. No McDonald's. No McDonald's. What is McDonald's dude? I asked them

00:16:26.780 Where's the nearest McDonald's like as a joke because I thought I was funny and he goes oh no

00:16:31.660 We don't like we don't track those people here. I go

00:16:33.880 Fast food people he goes. Yeah, no, I go. Oh

00:16:37.360 Mike, let's get the fuck 1.00

00:16:38.640 It's like we got to get out of here. We left we went to the dinner. We let well Logan was dying 1.00

00:16:43.800 From we'll get into it. So actually I left the dinner was me and Stodd guy the mayor and representative of Stodd

00:16:50.500 He's in front of us right now, Mac, our good friend Mac,

00:16:54.220 both Constance and Colton, Stodga and General.

00:16:57.340 We left this dinner and we went to,

00:16:59.860 I don't even know how to discuss this.

00:17:01.400 We went to someone's home for an after party

00:17:04.300 that was one of the more incredible houses

00:17:07.840 I've ever seen in my life.

00:17:08.880 David Guetta DJ'd it.

00:17:10.580 It's just the level of extravagance and wealth here

00:17:13.520 is, like I said, is untouchable

00:17:15.620 and not replicable anywhere I've ever seen.

00:17:19.080 Wild.

00:17:19.320 they have a lot of class that's one thing i will say let me let me let me bookend it with this

00:17:24.320 i've never ever met a more polite group of people in my life which is where this is gets tricky

00:17:30.220 because they know how to conduct themselves even the kids have the kids approach you for pictures

00:17:34.940 here for the first time in my life i'm approached uh um with kids asking me for pictures like this

00:17:42.740 excuse me i don't mean to bother you um but would you mind if i get a picture with like everyone

00:17:48.740 here is so polite and cordial and yet it's so clear that it's just not like for us you know

00:17:57.960 so we've been we've been talking about the currencies of different cities we always talk

00:18:01.920 about it new york has its status currency miami is just money and we love los angeles because

00:18:06.520 they deal in the currency of clout let me tell you what currency is not accepted in stob clout

00:18:12.600 they do not accept it anywhere you are no you are not advanced to the front of the line now we do

00:18:18.100 have good relationships here so we were were advanced to the front of the line but not because

00:18:21.500 of who we were and it's interesting because it's very well put you you come to this city and the

00:18:26.940 and the people are um they're they're over they're very entertained they're very entertained by

00:18:32.980 us and we there are actually times where we've talked about it look we're like we're the court

00:18:38.840 we are the joke here we're the jokers we are strictly put a red clown nose on and make us

00:18:42.980 laugh please we'd walk into parties and like it's i personally got the maybe this is one of those

00:18:49.100 like micro chasms that i'm like making up but personally i got the vibe like oh they're the 0.64

00:18:54.360 youtube kids like what all right listen i don't have daddy's money bro i was fucking bored in 0.67

00:19:02.380 ohio i i have but they're not mean about like you know you so you start but not not everyone but 0.84

00:19:07.960 Like, we are here, I feel like, to entertain.

00:19:12.980 Our currency here is just like in real life. 0.98

00:19:16.080 We're fucking entertaining. 0.97

00:19:18.340 We're funny. 0.99

00:19:18.980 We're dope.

00:19:19.600 What? 0.98

00:19:20.000 We're dope. 0.98

00:19:20.420 You're dope. 0.76

00:19:21.060 You're dope.

00:19:21.720 Thanks.

00:19:21.980 But I started leading and prioritizing with other storylines.

00:19:25.180 Like, and I think you were doing it.

00:19:26.220 From far away, they're like, yes, they do dope.

00:19:28.600 Not anymore.

00:19:30.260 Here's what I thought.

00:19:31.280 Have you guys ever been, like, we're in America,

00:19:33.500 and everybody where I was raised was like, dude,

00:19:35.720 there's places back there they don't,

00:19:37.220 They can't even get food and you should respect your shoes.

00:19:40.080 So we look at them like, oh, you know, like we should be so grateful that we're not in that circumstance.

00:19:44.140 I swear to you, bro.

00:19:45.800 I felt, even though I love my life, I felt like they looked at me, they're like, they wanted to donate.

00:19:51.020 Like, I was like, there's no way that I'm this far off.

00:19:54.440 Like, when they were talking about prices and stuff, I was like, hurt.

00:19:57.020 I was like, my chest is, I was like, that's why when Logan, and I'll publicly talk about this.

00:20:02.080 When the bill came around, when they were like, yo, it's going to be $1,500 to like walk in the party.

00:20:06.540 And for them, they're like, a dollar.

00:20:08.460 Yeah, okay.

00:20:09.100 Well, no, they don't even care what the price tag doesn't matter.

00:20:11.640 What is $1,500?

00:20:12.180 I've never even seen that.

00:20:14.360 I was like, yo, I don't like to pretend what I'm not.

00:20:17.060 I am not in the position right now for me to drop $3,000 for me to walk.

00:20:21.660 Now, can I afford it?

00:20:22.900 Yes.

00:20:23.860 But can I afford it?

00:20:25.920 No.

00:20:26.820 You know what I mean?

00:20:27.240 Like, yes, I could do it, but I will be completely honest.

00:20:31.040 If I did it, it would look like this.

00:20:32.160 Yeah, of course.

00:20:32.940 And then when everybody looks away, a shed of tears would come down my face.

00:20:36.540 Because I worked very hard for my money.

00:20:38.200 And I do not want to pretend that I should be sitting at a table

00:20:40.940 where I did not earn my seat.

00:20:42.720 And so I respectfully pulled out.

00:20:44.420 And then Logan, who was the richest out of this group,

00:20:47.460 was like, no, I'll take care of it.

00:20:48.660 And I made it firm stand.

00:20:50.140 I will not take somebody else's money to be in a room

00:20:52.700 that I don't feel like it should be in yet.

00:20:55.040 I don't know if you...

00:20:55.920 Which I also respect.

00:20:56.820 I appreciate it.

00:20:57.800 And I totally understand.

00:20:59.140 I don't know if you started adjusting at all,

00:21:01.800 but because of how they felt about the job of YouTuber podcast,

00:21:06.540 about three nights into the trip when people ask like i'm an author yeah i'm an i write books

00:21:13.880 this is my friend he's a boxer he's a professional boxer he fought for like mayweather

00:21:17.460 stand-up comedian you know what i'm saying like you just start to kind of adjust just a little

00:21:20.900 bit so yeah but mine sucks you know why because they're not like hey write me a book or like box

00:21:24.840 me they tell me hey tell a joke buddy i go what i swear to i was like man if i was a doctor would 0.95

00:21:30.720 you want me to perform like a rhinoplasty on you right now they would and she was like she just

00:21:35.220 looked at me like it was part of my joke she's like that's not funny i was like i was like it's

00:21:38.380 just not supposed to be funny like i'm not a joker and then i remember they're billionaires 0.96

00:21:41.980 and i was like okay i want you to know something you talked shit to the ceo i did straight to his 0.98

00:21:50.600 face because he wasn't joking joking jokingly jokingly so here's the thing i love and hate 0.99

00:21:55.960 about myself i love the fact that i do not give a fuck who you are and what room you're in the 0.99

00:22:01.040 I hate about myself. I do not give a fuck 1.00

00:22:03.040 about who you are or what we're about. It has 0.98

00:22:05.040 bit me in the ass, but luckily this trivia has it. 0.99

00:22:07.040 So there was a guy at the end of the table who was very quiet 0.99

00:22:09.040 he was just kind of like sitting there looking like this.

00:22:11.040 Very good looking man, nothing wrong with him.

00:22:13.040 But as a joke to open up and make him feel more comfortable 0.99

00:22:15.040 I said, you, A, stop fucking talking 0.99

00:22:17.040 so much, buddy. Cause like he wasn't 1.00

00:22:19.040 saying anything! And then his

00:22:21.040 like friends, like, and this is what I love

00:22:23.040 when you hang out with very powerful people, they don't make

00:22:25.040 any emotion until they all assume.

00:22:27.040 They look at each other and they're like, are we gonna laugh

00:22:29.040 at this? Are we gonna laugh at this? Or should we

00:22:31.040 Should we kill him and drink his blood? 1.00

00:22:32.540 And then I was like, no, I'm not a baby. 1.00

00:22:34.260 We can't do that here.

00:22:34.980 And they're like, okay, that won't make us younger.

00:22:36.740 So what we'll do is we'll just laugh at you.

00:22:38.860 And he goes, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:22:40.260 I created and I go, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:22:43.660 No, we found out after the fact.

00:22:45.600 Yeah, no, no, that was the true story.

00:22:46.800 He goes, you know that guy you just almost assaulted?

00:22:48.660 And I was like, yeah.

00:22:49.520 He goes, he owns Coinbase.

00:22:50.980 Yeah, 20 billion.

00:22:51.560 20 billion.

00:22:52.220 Yeah, 20 billion.

00:22:53.140 He said, no, no, no, he said 20.

00:22:54.480 And I go, 20 million?

00:22:55.780 He goes, 20 billion.

00:22:57.080 And I go, because I was like, oh, if he, I'm not being serious.

00:23:01.720 If he wanted to kill me, think about $20 billion. 0.83

00:23:05.980 I'm a bug to his car. 0.98

00:23:08.160 He's like that comedian guy.

00:23:09.560 I don't like him anymore.

00:23:10.380 His bloodline, get them off. 1.00

00:23:11.700 Why did you give him that accent? 0.96

00:23:13.200 Because I feel like if you're ever going to kill somebody, you sound like that. 0.56

00:23:15.360 You know what I mean? 0.60

00:23:15.680 Like that guy, I don't like him.

00:23:17.200 Get them off.

00:23:20.240 But great city.

00:23:21.380 And supposedly they normally have, they have snow here.

00:23:25.160 And. 0.56

00:23:25.720 Oh, what the heck?

00:23:27.080 No, we've had bad luck this whole trip.

00:23:29.220 I was just going to bring up why I said it, too.

00:23:31.580 I have, like, a bunch of notes.

00:23:32.540 Leave me in.

00:23:33.200 Yeah.

00:23:33.560 All right.

00:23:34.100 Ready?

00:23:34.600 Yeah.

00:23:34.880 Here we go.

00:23:35.780 Sorry.

00:23:37.020 No, we've had a bunch of bad luck.

00:23:38.480 When we got here, it was raining, and we came here because, you know, it was shtad, and

00:23:43.360 it's a snow and ski place, allegedly.

00:23:46.760 But when we got here, it was foggy and rainy, and finally it cleared up, and we were able

00:23:50.640 to go skiing and snowboarding.

00:23:52.980 Well, it was all just ice, basically just cement, and it makes it very hard.

00:23:57.080 to carve and sometimes people don't have uh etiquette on the mountain one small swiss lady 0.74

00:24:03.080 cut my friend mike off probably going what 20 20 25 right yeah 25 30 miles an hour and he was a foot

00:24:10.920 away from this lady and this is the first run of the day of course it is and he he made it out right

00:24:16.280 they they they crossed paths almost hit each other but didn't i'm like wow in my head i was like that

00:24:20.760 That was close.

00:24:22.400 A second later, I seen Mikey take the biggest tumble

00:24:25.920 I've ever seen a grown man take his side.

00:24:29.040 Yard sale, right?

00:24:30.020 The skis go everywhere. 1.00

00:24:31.040 The poles go everywhere.

00:24:31.900 He did the splits, which I didn't know was possible for him. 1.00

00:24:35.160 I'm like, oh.

00:24:35.960 It's not, by the way.

00:24:36.640 It's not possible.

00:24:37.840 I'm like, no way.

00:24:38.780 He's going to survive. 1.00

00:24:39.520 He's fucking geriatric. 1.00

00:24:40.920 He's a dead person. 1.00

00:24:42.600 Sure enough, strained his shoulder. 0.95

00:24:44.360 Look at it.

00:24:45.220 Show him what this bruise or what this fall did to you.

00:24:48.400 I think I hurt my arm a little bit.

00:24:50.760 Oh, he's like, he goes, he goes, here's my thing.

00:24:55.860 As long as I have mobility, as long as I have mobility, I should be okay.

00:25:00.680 I'll ski the rest of the day.

00:25:03.440 I'll literally ski the rest of the day.

00:25:04.700 And if the snow is good.

00:25:06.620 Well, the rest of the day was one more run.

00:25:08.420 We went back up.

00:25:09.580 We're like, these conditions are awful.

00:25:11.340 I go, and I cannot fall on this arm again because it's really starting to hurt.

00:25:15.900 Four minutes later, I did the quite literally the exact same fall.

00:25:19.200 You fell again?

00:25:20.000 It ripped the same tendon.

00:25:21.740 I mean, this whole area.

00:25:22.820 I'm like, bro, we got to leave, man.

00:25:25.520 I separated myself from the group

00:25:27.380 because I've gone snowboarding like eight times, nine times,

00:25:30.600 and I was like confident.

00:25:31.860 They dropped off.

00:25:32.760 And by the way, the way they drop,

00:25:33.940 like when you're with a group of friends,

00:25:35.180 the way they drop you off at the beginning stage 0.99

00:25:36.620 is like they dropped you off at bitch land. 1.00

00:25:38.560 They go, go bitches, go be new for the first time. 1.00

00:25:40.720 So David and Kevin got off because they're... 1.00

00:25:42.840 And I was supposed to get off with them

00:25:44.840 because I was like, I want to practice before I hit the round.

00:25:46.720 But when I heard the condescending voice,

00:25:48.460 I was like, nah, I'm going to stay here. 1.00

00:25:49.300 because my girl's amazing 1.00

00:25:50.780 at this shit 1.00

00:25:51.320 my boys are amazing 1.00

00:25:52.200 at this shit 1.00

00:25:52.520 I ain't gonna bitch out 1.00

00:25:53.440 we're going up 1.00

00:25:54.560 a few minutes go by

00:25:56.180 we're still going up

00:25:57.280 and I'm like

00:25:57.800 there's no way

00:25:58.620 this mountain's this high

00:25:59.960 we keep going

00:26:00.800 keep going

00:26:01.260 I literally

00:26:01.700 as soon as we land

00:26:02.600 I go you know what guys

00:26:03.400 have fun

00:26:04.200 take your time

00:26:05.780 don't wait for me

00:26:07.120 because I'm gonna be slow

00:26:08.060 bro I'm far away

00:26:09.060 and I'm seeing these dudes

00:26:10.140 I was like

00:26:11.960 this is what happens

00:26:12.680 when you try to go too fast bro

00:26:14.080 you tumbled really hard

00:26:16.000 oh you took a couple

00:26:16.780 right off the rim

00:26:17.160 yeah 1.00

00:26:17.640 fucking 0.99

00:26:18.480 landed on my tailbone same thing like i it's it is really hard i don't know how about skiing but 0.98

00:26:25.700 it's really hard to uh to snowboard on ice i mean it's like like exponentially harder i don't know

00:26:30.840 if it gets that much harder it's the same thing i mean you're dealing with like slush and ice and

00:26:35.980 crud it's called crud it's just it was just some of the worst i've skied in new jersey and it was

00:26:40.660 worse than new jersey that's a that's a sign it's worse than mountain creek in new jersey

00:26:45.060 and I know that's

00:26:46.360 I know

00:26:46.660 Mountain Creek

00:26:47.840 and I know that's not often

00:26:49.280 in shod

00:26:49.660 no offense Mr. Shod guy

00:26:50.940 Constance Colton

00:26:51.860 but it was

00:26:52.500 it was horrible

00:26:53.040 by the way

00:26:53.640 he was so stressed with us

00:26:54.960 the whole time

00:26:55.800 because we're ruining

00:26:56.420 his reputation

00:26:57.080 dude 0.96

00:26:57.380 he's the shod guy 0.99

00:26:58.220 hanging out with 1.00

00:26:58.700 fucking idiots 1.00

00:26:59.520 we destroyed his reputation 1.00

00:27:00.760 me and Matt crushed it last night

00:27:02.020 we crushed it

00:27:02.560 we really crushed it

00:27:03.240 I'm glad you went to that dinner

00:27:04.420 because as you know

00:27:05.820 I was unable to make it

00:27:07.640 correct

00:27:07.900 because again

00:27:09.040 riddled with bad luck

00:27:10.340 this trip

00:27:10.740 and right at the end

00:27:11.820 you know my weed withdrawals

00:27:13.160 it had been six days

00:27:14.220 I'm like okay

00:27:14.880 I am starting to feel better.

00:27:16.980 And it was New Year's Eve.

00:27:18.260 This was yesterday.

00:27:19.120 Today's January 1st, by the way. 0.99

00:27:20.180 Happy fucking New Year! 0.99

00:27:21.620 Happy New Year! 1.00

00:27:22.200 Oh, my gosh.

00:27:22.980 Happy New Year, 2022.

00:27:24.620 Happy New Year, Impulse audience.

00:27:26.480 No, I didn't even say it this time.

00:27:28.220 Welcome back to Impulse,

00:27:29.040 the number one podcast in the world.

00:27:31.040 That's easily the latest ever.

00:27:34.420 Yeah, no, it was day seven of my withdrawals.

00:27:38.680 And we went to go snowboarding in the morning.

00:27:41.400 Had a tiny little croissant at the restaurant.

00:27:43.580 and a latte, ready to go on the mountain.

00:27:46.500 Then about 4 p.m., I started to feel kind of bad.

00:27:49.260 I was like, guys, I think I have to throw up.

00:27:51.880 We were out.

00:27:52.640 And I went to the bathroom of this hotel.

00:27:54.140 I started throwing up.

00:27:54.900 And then the frequency and the regularity

00:27:57.760 at which I was throwing up was increasing.

00:27:59.140 And now I'm like, oh, something's wrong.

00:28:01.620 Do I have COVID?

00:28:03.600 Is this the weed withdrawals a week later?

00:28:05.800 Like something affecting me?

00:28:07.240 Because, you know, withdrawals,

00:28:08.180 I'm sure you threw up when you were going.

00:28:09.500 But a week later?

00:28:10.500 No, it seemed improbable. 0.97

00:28:11.860 turns out i got fucking food poisoning yesterday and and and this is where it's a little odd 0.86

00:28:18.420 because i don't know from what if someone in the comments knows anything about what could 0.96

00:28:22.000 have happened i know what happened i we all we have a theory we have a bunch of theories by the

00:28:26.680 way it seems like a pretty good theory i'm sitting here last night i'm here and by the way this man 0.84

00:28:33.320 is not throwing up like oh i feel really good what kind of disrespectful shit is that i'm i 0.94

00:28:38.520 Oh, to re-roll. 0.98

00:28:40.960 Yeah, as you can see, this is quite the

00:28:42.720 run and gun podcast.

00:28:44.640 We bought these online. They somehow got

00:28:46.660 delivered here to Switzerland overnight.

00:28:48.980 I don't even know if they're working.

00:28:51.060 Hopefully they are. The cameras

00:28:52.660 we have to cut and re-roll. Show them the lights.

00:28:54.840 Some $10 tripod. The lights, my

00:28:56.880 God. Just lamps.

00:29:00.040 Just fucking 1.00

00:29:00.760 lamps. We're about to leave. Me and 1.00

00:29:02.860 George are leaving in like an hour for the trek

00:29:04.880 back to the States. This is a run

00:29:06.900 gunner i like it though i always find these ones the best yeah but violently vomiting oh so like

00:29:13.020 he's not throwing up like this like oh god he like from far away and then he's gassing himself 0.99

00:29:21.700 up like a psychopath there you go boy get that shit out i go who's he talking to bell's like 0.99

00:29:29.720 he's been chanting himself the whole time so then we're like oh shit so we check on him yo bro i'm 1.00

00:29:34.700 so sorry and honest to god like we were all so sad because this dude dropped so much money 0.97

00:29:39.700 to bring his friends celebrate new years in the bathroom yakking 30 times in a row we're sitting

00:29:47.340 out here watching fireworks go off and he's sticking his head out the window while he's 0.99

00:29:52.800 naked and sweating oh fuck and he like runs back and you just hear boom boom boom fireworks 0.99

00:29:59.360 And Mike's fucking somewhere out and about. 1.00

00:30:04.260 I'm like, God, this is such a vivid and perfect way to be spelled. 0.98

00:30:07.440 I wouldn't have it any other way.

00:30:08.440 Any other way.

00:30:09.120 Any other way.

00:30:09.740 He forced me to go.

00:30:10.560 Two minutes later, he comes out crying in his beautiful suit that he was going to wear to the thing.

00:30:17.000 And he goes, guys, I'm so emotional.

00:30:18.580 Happy New Year's.

00:30:19.580 I love all of you guys.

00:30:20.960 I'm so happy to be alive.

00:30:22.500 I go, this guy was drunk.

00:30:23.920 100% this guy was drunk.

00:30:25.720 No, bro.

00:30:26.240 The fireworks were going off.

00:30:27.800 And I started getting really emotional.

00:30:28.980 a because you know this year's been so great 2021's been so great but yeah all of it was 0.83

00:30:34.380 overshadowed by my health i literally was happy to be alive i thought i was gonna fucking die 0.76

00:30:39.700 three new years in a row by the way which is which is so weird two years ago we were in tahoe 0.66

00:30:44.720 we all got an extreme case of the flu extreme thought we were gonna die worse than covid by

00:30:49.880 the way last year he got covid at the at the ranch when he was at the ranch and this year he got

00:30:55.460 poisoned by the coat check guy at the alpino hotel which is the theory because listen all he had 0.97

00:31:01.620 was a coffee as small as this no bullshit and two croissants one one this big babe say croissant 0.96

00:31:09.000 croissant croissant croissant croissant there's no so so so yeah so where does the food poison 0.98

00:31:15.560 come up come from and so i was like damn and they took a while to deliver that latte and they in the 0.89

00:31:20.580 way they delivered it too like say the camera's logan they're like they're like oh mike they're 0.93

00:31:25.000 drink logan do you want me to take your jacket he's like no okay you want me to check like think

00:31:33.360 about it we have been we have been uh the hooligans pissing off these these high-end

00:31:37.040 hopping out of the trunk bro i know i know well that wasn't as bad as the attempted fistfights

00:31:41.700 on all of the first off i'll never fight anyone

00:31:44.840 um so yeah food poisoning sweating whatever i try to put on my on my suit i try there was one

00:31:52.420 emergency ambulance in town at the hotel I went up to them you heard the conversation I was like

00:31:57.320 hey guys I'm gonna die I'll say it again I'm gonna die I'm extremely dehydrated I cannot keep

00:32:04.460 anything down Mikey made me some eggs that I tried to get in my system because again uh this

00:32:09.940 was what was worrying me throwing up 40 plus times I've never thrown up that much in my life

00:32:15.240 but like stuff was coming out but I hadn't eaten anything all day intestines I don't know what it

00:32:20.780 was and it changed color went from green to yellow and at the end of the night it was dark brown and

00:32:24.500 that's when i called my mom i said what what is what is that and my favorite thing about is as

00:32:28.760 soon as you call her she automatically texts me she goes what are you gonna do i'm like what do

00:32:33.420 you mean what am i what the fuck do you want me to do so i made him eggs i made him ham i always 0.67

00:32:37.620 give her these updates but we were at the uh dinner at this fine dinner and all i could all 0.96

00:32:42.920 i could think of was we're gonna walk out of here with a group of these stadion people and logan's 0.92

00:32:47.760 me in the back of an ambulance with a suit on going with an ivy in his fucking that was my 0.85

00:32:55.920 plan my plan was to suit up and i don't know why i did this but i walked to the hotel and it's it's 0.92

00:33:00.680 downhill then uphill um or uphill both ways depending how you look at it and so that that

00:33:06.440 like physical nature of me walking to the ambulance pleading for them to give me the ivy and the suit

00:33:10.760 i was hoping i could get into the party and rally with my friends they said no otherwise you had to 0.91

00:33:15.020 go to the hospital fuck that uh and so i tried to go to the party and i couldn't you came into 0.97

00:33:20.280 the party and the first thing you you go i'm like yo what's up dude i can't believe you made it 1.00

00:33:23.500 first of all you're already sweating you're completely pale you're sweating tits at the 0.83

00:33:27.180 party you go hey man uh do you know where the bathroom is here yet i just want to know just 0.91

00:33:31.380 in case i was like you should probably go home yeah just go home now it was the first question

00:33:36.280 he asked in 120 million dollar home he goes yo do you know where the bathroom is i was in there

00:33:42.700 for five minutes I tried to throw I realized I couldn't do it walked uphill uh uh I walked home

00:33:47.560 in my suit without missing a stride because I didn't want to stop and be the guy on the side

00:33:52.800 of the road and stod throwing up in front of the most wealthiest people in the world

00:33:55.880 without missing a stride

00:33:57.780 that's what I knew this was uh what can I ask you when did you grow this like like why do you

00:34:10.700 talk yourself up okay self-talk so so um but like why as you know everyone knows i'm very dramatic

00:34:17.420 i like to whine right i'm also very i'd like to consider myself tough i can i can handle a lot of 0.59

00:34:22.100 shit uh so when i reach a point where like the whining is no longer i whine because it makes

00:34:26.860 me feel better right i'm like oh i'm sick um when i reach a point where that's no longer helping 0.99

00:34:31.540 like at the end of the day bro i'm a fucking fighter like so i just go man mode 0.91

00:34:37.780 All right, let's go. 1.00

00:34:40.380 And I try to psych myself out of being a pussy 1.00

00:34:42.460 and throwing up. 1.00

00:34:43.480 They say it's all mental.

00:34:44.680 I'm here to tell you it's not.

00:34:46.520 It's not.

00:34:47.660 Sometimes it is extremely physical

00:34:49.560 and sometimes you can't help but throw up

00:34:51.800 every five to ten minutes.

00:34:52.200 It is a lot mental, though.

00:34:53.540 It's the same reason I say as long as I have mobility.

00:34:56.420 You're the same way.

00:34:57.280 If my legs can move, I'm going to make it.

00:34:59.100 So my version of that is screaming at myself.

00:35:02.200 We're on the same way.

00:35:03.220 It's before a football game.

00:35:05.060 Or any athlete knows this. 0.99

00:35:06.180 It's like, let's fucking go. 0.97

00:35:07.120 I'm trying to, like, it's the only thing that gets me in my body 0.98

00:35:11.300 and feeling like I can do it.

00:35:13.260 Right, right.

00:35:13.700 So I'd just be psyching myself up.

00:35:16.060 The trip, Shtod was not the only part of this trip that was problematic,

00:35:21.480 by the way.

00:35:21.900 We had issues before we even took off from New Jersey.

00:35:25.900 What happened there?

00:35:27.120 We spent some time at the airport because we had to de-board the plane.

00:35:30.600 Oh, yeah.

00:35:31.640 Oh, yeah.

00:35:32.380 Oh, what?

00:35:33.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:35:33.960 you may have forgot about that probably because you just why don't you tell him there's a rule

00:35:38.740 that you broke there's a very important that logan broke you do not ever ever listen to this

00:35:45.520 audience ever take the sleeping pills for the long flight overnight until wheels are up until

00:35:52.180 wheels have left the ground you may think your plane's about to take off you may get settled

00:35:57.880 into your seat with your blankie and your bag stowed above but that does not mean the flight

00:36:03.520 is actually taking off and logan learned that lesson the hard way i told you i had i had insomnia

00:36:09.220 i hadn't been able to sleep and you know so yeah i downed four sleeping pills before wheels were up

00:36:14.940 sure enough 10 minutes later the pilot comes uh we're having a slight issue on today's uh united 0.98

00:36:21.320 135 uh to zurich and and by the way this excuse was the this was the dumbest shit i've ever heard 0.62

00:36:29.240 my life we uh forgot to charge the battery on the plane so we're uh gonna need everyone to 0.95

00:36:35.780 deboard so we can plug it into the usb joe like what the fuck i'm sorry what did you just say 0.76

00:36:40.100 captain you forgot to charge the battery is that a is that a thing do planes have batteries and how 0.98

00:36:45.960 can you forget to charge it on an international fucking flight to zurich also bro i was a little 0.98

00:36:52.480 tips i was fucked up because you know it was uh what do you do with the airport you get drunk 0.99

00:36:57.100 you don't you brought a drink in the croissant a croissant yeah you don't have to drink well 0.97

00:37:03.380 something happened where one drink led to uh because empty stomach again no appetite like

00:37:07.840 i'm getting i'm getting tipsy fast now so yeah i was a little tipsy sleeping pills two and a half

00:37:13.660 hour delay newark and it was and it was a wild scene we get all this pizza we get all these

00:37:18.380 french fries and we get back on the plane and i had been taking videos of him in this stupor 0.94

00:37:24.120 this days of just uh drunken sleeping pill stupidity and so i had all these great videos 0.98

00:37:31.000 and they were fantastic little kids were approaching him and he was saying the craziest 0.99

00:37:34.560 stuff to hey she has a plant growing out of her head like these videos were incredible

00:37:37.940 but i also decided at the end of it to bookmark uh bookend that story with a message that i sent 0.95

00:37:45.580 to united airlines because united this story well hold on you're dumb for this yes clearly and i'm

00:37:50.560 to get into it united airlines was sending me texts your flight has been delayed another three 0.99

00:37:54.880 hours because we forgot to charge the battery whatever and i was responding with suck my 1.00

00:37:59.440 fucking dick united you piece of shit when i see you it's on site like that kind of shit 1.00

00:38:03.980 the kind of shit you know when they send you the automated messages all of us just talk shit to 1.00

00:38:09.020 the machine i go we go you're fucking worthless your mom's a whore you suck a dick 1.00

00:38:14.540 no one's actually people behind it like no one's even seeing it so i so i write all these ridiculous 1.00

00:38:20.840 responses to the robot and then i'm like you know what this is all an equally good story for my 0.99

00:38:26.800 instagram story so i screenshot the stories and i post it on my instagram like a fucking moron 0.98

00:38:32.980 not thinking that when someone has your confirmation number for your flight and your last name they can 0.98

00:38:39.780 edit and change your booking whenever the fuck they want and i didn't know this until 36 000

00:38:47.680 people had seen my story and screenshotted my confirmation of her so once i connect to wi-fi 0.85

00:38:54.440 and run the air i start getting mess i start getting emails from united we have changed your

00:38:59.920 seat for your flight back from zurich to 67 b middle row and added a wheelchair for your request 0.84

00:39:08.360 as also please enjoy the vegan option that you've selected i i'm like bro i fucked up 0.64

00:39:15.740 the vegan that's what he draws the line vegan so so they had moved me into the worst seats 0.77

00:39:23.400 on the plane so so there is no solve for this so i immediately start messaging now now as you guys

00:39:30.560 are watching this we're in the middle of the omicron bash airlines expedia is all demolished

00:39:35.720 you can't talk to anyone you can't fix any problem so i can't fix this it is a it is a freight train

00:39:41.080 headed for disaster so i've got a bunch of different kind of fans i've got fans that love 0.99

00:39:48.260 me just like you guys do and we've all got those motherfucking haters and those motherfucking 0.99

00:39:52.860 haters had a field day until a sweet sweet sweet young man from chicago dm'd me and said hey i see 0.99

00:40:00.740 that you're having some trouble with your flight uh i also signed into your account

00:40:04.420 go go for it man like at this point sure sign in i've also signed into your account and i've

00:40:10.680 taken the pleasure of spending the three thousand dollars to upgrade your flight to first class

00:40:15.900 for your return for that's crazy you have changed my life with your book and your story and i know

00:40:20.860 you've done it for thousands of other people i've upgraded you and i think you should enjoy a first

00:40:24.580 class flight home i almost cried it was it was honestly one of the nicest things that anyone is

00:40:29.800 he's never met me before has ever done for me i messaged him back i said i know i'm in jokes but 0.88

00:40:34.220 like damn what did you do yes his life what did you do to this you you don't know you don't get 0.94

00:40:38.980 you don't think about it and none of us do but i and i say this repeatedly bro the ripple effect 0.99

00:40:43.420 of of some of the stuff we do it affects people so drastically and positively we'll we'll probably

00:40:50.400 never get to fully understand it but like obviously whatever he did to this kid inspired him to be

00:40:56.660 willing to to pay money for a guy he's never met before couldn't believe it messaged him i said

00:41:00.500 next time i'm in chicago lunch on me we're going out we're spending time together whatever so i go 0.92

00:41:04.960 first class ticket lunch on you we're gonna do a burger review at whatever the fuck uh wendy's 0.85

00:41:11.640 i made up don't worry don't even bring your wallet but i am coming there on the third if 0.87

00:41:16.020 you want to so now i'm happy mike wow i just got upgraded to a late flat and have a great

00:41:22.240 play home right well by the time i get to shod it's canceled the flight's canceled one of the

00:41:30.220 other fans has now signed in and it wasn't enough to just put me in 64k anymore they wanted me to

00:41:35.480 stay in shod forever so they started canceling the flight so now every day i'd wake up and i'd

00:41:40.680 rebook and every time i rebooked they'd say unfortunately there's been a fair change since

00:41:45.620 last time you booked you're now in 64k anyways you can't the flight now it's like eight thousand 0.96

00:41:51.260 dollars to go home and i'm like yeah but it's your fucking fault because people are able to 0.99

00:41:55.360 sign into my account unfortunately we know that's true but it doesn't matter you're in 64 fucking k 0.98

00:42:01.260 have fun so every single day i've woken up on this trip and spent hours on the phone united to 1.00

00:42:08.220 get a flight back because every day someone went and canceled my flight fuck you fuck you you stupid 1.00

00:42:15.600 motherfucker i know where you are too i already you i have your number because you fucking texted 1.00

00:42:19.980 me and i'm gonna find you and dude you know what i love about life it's not a little kid it's 18 1.00

00:42:26.620 100 gang banging thug looking all over they're like oh we'll see you we'll see you for sure

00:42:35.140 you fly that is change your seats that was the best part you guys got kicked off a train after

00:42:43.100 that didn't you we didn't get kicked off the train no the train got canceled every leg of every leg 0.99

00:42:47.760 This trip from start to finish has been a fucking train wreck. 0.97

00:42:51.400 The only thing is this isn't so bad. 0.99

00:42:54.500 I'm having some fun right now on this podcast.

00:42:56.180 Absolutely.

00:42:56.560 I hate to say this.

00:42:59.180 I enjoyed every moment of this trip.

00:43:00.780 It was, it was, you know why?

00:43:02.820 I had no expectations for it.

00:43:04.360 Smart.

00:43:04.860 I had zero expectations for it.

00:43:06.060 I already knew I was the poorest one walking in.

00:43:08.040 So I was like, what can I do here?

00:43:09.580 And I was humbled.

00:43:10.600 I was like, I was like, oh, this is like a great way.

00:43:12.640 But also, wait, hold on.

00:43:13.840 And on a serious note, I was telling Del Bel this.

00:43:16.620 we need to get classier like the way they live life i felt like i was repulsive to be having

00:43:22.700 a conversation what do you mean what do you mean like i felt like our behavior our mannerisms our

00:43:27.840 structure that we grew up with i lost it growing up as an assyrian boy i had the same tendencies

00:43:32.560 that these people have like the nice dining table uh the upper scale conversation i don't i don't

00:43:39.200 disagree it is a little tough but depending on your upbringing that guy right there has taught

00:43:44.460 me so much about class even even just the way you're sitting right now we had a little thing

00:43:50.300 the other day we were uh sitting around uh a table and like typically i'd like to consider myself

00:43:55.460 classy if i want to be um and i've learned from him he serves everyone before he eats himself

00:44:01.500 he stands up when a woman arrives at the table the whole nine and i and i take a lot of pages

00:44:05.780 from your book that's dad guy over there but we were sitting we were sitting around a group of

00:44:10.060 people and i and i sit like this um if i cross my legs and my soul was facing someone like it is now

00:44:15.020 and uh he whispers to me he goes don't don't put your your soul is facing that that person don't

00:44:20.500 do it um and then what you're doing right now evidently is the proper way where it's like a 0.97

00:44:25.060 little halfway thing my issue with this do i like i don't know my dick's all squishing so there's a 0.94

00:44:30.260 way of doing it how i do it i go like this i tough um i got to do one before before you go i got to 0.83

00:44:38.840 defend us i i think i will i agree with your sentiment we are wieldy wild guys i we didn't

00:44:45.940 do terrible i i think i think mac would be proud of us and how we conduct ourselves on this trip

00:44:50.280 i said i i spent time with him last night at the dinner and by the way i'll whisper to you

00:44:54.220 sometimes and say watch what mac does right here because i was classically trained i choose

00:44:58.240 not to observe that type of lifestyle as j cole says nowadays i'm bummy by choice because i'm

00:45:04.660 comfortable i like to feel comfortable i like to be around people that make me feel comfortable i

00:45:08.140 can get there if i have to i agree and i was on that mindset i swear i was until i came here and

00:45:13.860 i was like wow really taking the time to to to show like an extra step of mannerism sure and

00:45:19.320 and receiving that it's it just goes a long way it's really not that i mean you could you can

00:45:24.220 study it for you could read one book on it and have all the stuff down i mean you stand up when

00:45:28.440 a woman gets to the table you don't sit down until she sits like it's there's a bunch of

00:45:32.660 it's the practice of it because man believe it or not greg paul didn't 100 raise me that way

00:45:38.860 also though i will say greg paul is actually he actually has good manners which it's it's the it's

00:45:45.600 the like absurdly good manners they're like ultra high-end class that i i imagine gc at that

00:45:51.200 restaurant this group wasn't like that either yeah i mean this group last night wasn't like

00:45:55.700 absurd absurdly like that they're they're pretty casual i mean i think that like the more intimate

00:46:01.100 things that we were a part of that was like damn that's crazy it kind of felt like a movie dude i

00:46:06.220 felt like i was in a movie like i truly did it's so funny bro i i i'm noticing that i literally

00:46:10.940 have to like learn how to be uh social again because i've been so used to conversing on weed 0.50

00:46:16.200 well or like well hi that i like give a fuck and like now i don't yeah pretty much and so like i'm 0.51

00:46:22.500 literally like i think i'm awkward now he bowed down whispered to me like i think logan checked 0.96

00:46:27.340 out because he i we me and him talked about it the other day his the the weed for him the biggest

00:46:33.340 thing that it did for him was it exponentially increases curiosity towards things that generally

00:46:38.800 are undeserving of curiosity i mean he he and and to his benefit he became very good at making

00:46:45.620 people feel very very heard no matter how normal they're he became the best listener ever yeah

00:46:51.360 because he was genuinely curious because everything was so new and interesting under that psychoactive

00:46:57.320 umbrella you know and now he's like and plus for the for the project that we were doing man who 0.83

00:47:03.980 knows what a sentence can do to like inspire some shit right right my my inspiration comes from

00:47:09.220 living as as probably most artists are like i i i i um get inspired by what i create by what i see 0.78

00:47:16.740 read here and the more i'm seeing reading and hearing which weed helps me with the better my

00:47:22.020 I noticed one thing here

00:47:26.320 People

00:47:26.620 Not that they don't like to be entertained

00:47:29.940 Their entertainment choices are different

00:47:31.620 For example, there's only one movie theater here

00:47:33.860 Playing two movies on one time

00:47:36.440 So like

00:47:37.920 There's only one show time

00:47:39.260 The thinning one and two

00:47:41.300 That would be so funny

00:47:42.860 Logan, we know you're here

00:47:44.720 Okay, New Year's

00:47:47.520 Do you have anything else on Shtod or any of that stuff?

00:47:50.080 Nah, I think we covered it

00:47:51.060 Okay, I feel like there's so much that we're missing.

00:47:53.540 Like the ice thing.

00:47:55.500 The what?

00:47:55.960 The three digits?

00:47:56.400 Yeah, so that's one.

00:47:58.100 There's a...

00:47:58.740 I mean, should I do this?

00:47:59.900 This is huge.

00:48:01.140 Massive.

00:48:01.800 But when is this pod job?

00:48:02.920 The day that KSI and I announced that we have no longer become rivals

00:48:07.960 and we are business partners in Prime.

00:48:11.120 I'm sorry.

00:48:11.680 You took this time to...

00:48:13.460 I thought there was a third fight.

00:48:15.780 So, I mean, who knows?

00:48:18.740 Because maybe one day, I think it'd be a great story.

00:48:21.560 But yeah, man, after we went to the UK, Georgie,

00:48:25.840 believe it or not, KSI and I have a lot more in common

00:48:30.340 than we have differences.

00:48:33.540 I need you to cut back to when Hayden was on the podcast

00:48:36.580 and he said that.

00:48:37.700 He did say that.

00:48:38.460 And so I realized, and I think he realized too, 1.00

00:48:40.800 I was like, oh, I fuck with this kid. 0.99

00:48:41.800 We're actually like a lot alike. 0.99

00:48:42.880 And we saw a, or I saw a niche in the market

00:48:46.520 that kind of wasn't getting hit.

00:48:48.740 involving hydration beverages.

00:48:50.740 And when I was training for the Floyd fight,

00:48:53.360 I was approached by a lot of beverage companies.

00:48:56.900 And I realized a lot of them kind of marketed to athletes.

00:49:00.120 And there wasn't one that fit and could fuel any lifestyle.

00:49:05.720 And so I connected with the right people.

00:49:09.020 We came up with this idea.

00:49:10.440 And I brought this idea to JJ.

00:49:12.680 And I was like, hey, man,

00:49:13.620 I understand we've literally beaten the shit out of each other twice.

00:49:17.040 but I believe we have a really big opportunity here

00:49:19.760 to provide a really, really great product to the world

00:49:22.480 and, like, show people what can happen

00:49:24.300 when rivals come together as business partners.

00:49:26.000 So, went over to the UK, did a shoot, the whole nine, 0.98

00:49:28.820 and, yeah, fucking JJ and I are launching Prime Hydration, 0.96

00:49:32.620 a beverage company that we hope will rival 0.98

00:49:35.400 some of the biggest brands in the world.

00:49:38.400 Like, as a digital influencer,

00:49:41.860 someone who is often, like, the underdog,

00:49:43.780 I constantly feel like I'm proving, proving, proving.

00:49:49.920 And we're going head-to-head with PepsiCo and Body Armor and Gatorade and Powerade

00:49:56.900 because if I do say so myself, we have created the best tasting drink on the market

00:50:04.200 that is actually better for you, that actually hydrates you.

00:50:07.920 This stuff got me through camp for the Floyd fight.

00:50:10.240 prime got me through camp because i i like coconut water as you guys know but um uh too much of it

00:50:16.400 is uh not so good for you um there's 10 coconut coconut water and here there's 850 milligrams of

00:50:23.400 electrolytes 250 milligrams of bc double a's and they would send me the samples um because we went

00:50:29.200 for a year now back and forth on flavors uh pitching retailers getting the products to the

00:50:33.740 shelves and uh i the samples didn't last two days in my house and i never got to taste it until i

00:50:40.220 this weekend yeah most people i mean bro they they run out quick at my house this christmas uh

00:50:47.120 they sent me three cases and they were all gone in like two days the whole family just demolished

00:50:51.100 i was just gonna ask you do they help if you can't stop projectile vomiting did you drink

00:50:56.840 them this morning at all i i have to be honest with you oh you couldn't keep anything down uh

00:51:01.440 i i wish i wish i had i was about to say this is not a plug i wish i had some of this um while i

00:51:07.900 was sick there was water in all of these i drank all of them the first day yeah uh so i had nothing

00:51:13.960 i literally had also this five flavors we're missing great but we have orange blue raspberry 0.95

00:51:18.220 tropical punch and uh lemon lime they're going at bro bro this is actually a fucking this is this 0.97

00:51:26.120 is nuts bro walmart kroger target cvs gnc vitamin shop three million bottles off the rip 0.97

00:51:34.880 i don't know i don't i'm i'm speechless like this is this could be one of the one of the

00:51:41.760 biggest things i do um it's going to be a a staple of everything i do in my life and like i said

00:51:47.040 whether um you know you're you're a nurse or a a kid who's uh um heavy on academics and you're

00:51:54.480 taking a test or an athlete whatever like this drink is going to fuel you replenish you and get

00:51:59.160 you through your day and um i think it's fucking awesome that jj was on board to uh do this endeavor

00:52:04.900 with me and we'll see what happens man this could be my uh this could be my uh 50 cent vitamin water 0.72

00:52:11.900 it could be my what was kobe's drink i feel like this is gonna be bigger i don't know why i think

00:52:16.120 kobe had a drink but but you see a lot of these um entrepreneurs uh mark walter does this a lot

00:52:22.280 he had that water bottle that i really like um yeah there's just a there's just a point where um

00:52:26.960 This is what you do

00:52:28.300 But I'm surprised

00:52:29.060 You're doing all this

00:52:29.920 Before you were in 30 bro

00:52:31.080 You've got so much

00:52:32.960 Loki do you ever worry

00:52:34.200 Like you're like 1.00

00:52:34.820 Oh shit 0.99

00:52:35.280 I've done everything 1.00

00:52:35.940 And then you're gonna

00:52:36.320 Look back on life

00:52:37.120 And be like

00:52:37.400 I don't know

00:52:37.700 What now

00:52:38.160 He's gonna move to shtop

00:52:39.440 I'm already there bro

00:52:40.400 He's gonna move to shtop

00:52:41.420 And then I'm gonna move to shtop

00:52:42.320 Do you think that

00:52:44.200 So obviously you guys

00:52:45.400 Had the last impulsive episode

00:52:46.580 With KSI

00:52:48.000 Do you think that

00:52:48.900 We'll be getting another

00:52:49.720 Potentially get another episode

00:52:51.680 With him

00:52:51.940 I think that's the next episode

00:52:53.400 Actually 0.99

00:52:53.880 No fucking shot 0.99

00:52:55.260 Man's is coming to LA 0.99

00:52:56.400 We're doing a bunch of content for Prime

00:52:58.220 And he will be on the podcast next week

00:53:00.180 That's awesome

00:53:00.900 And I like it because the first podcast

00:53:04.020 That it was just me you and him

00:53:05.120 Felt like a catch up

00:53:06.820 Not like a catch up but a

00:53:08.680 Like a sit down

00:53:09.440 Yeah it was like we leveled it

00:53:11.500 And now it's going to be a different vibe with you there

00:53:13.460 In LA just talking about whatever

00:53:15.100 He's single now

00:53:16.680 Take him out 0.99

00:53:17.760 What happened with that

00:53:20.100 I don't know

00:53:21.240 You can ask him about it

00:53:23.160 Man it's just sick

00:53:25.340 i'm very i'm very proud of what we've created and uh i i i hope you guys enjoy it as much as we do 0.95

00:53:31.060 and uh if you don't let us know let it let us know that you fucking ate it hey congrats by the 0.89

00:53:36.260 way bro i know you i know you're taking this very serious put a lot of time into and it's 0.98

00:53:40.340 fucking it's awesome to watch man thank you it's awesome to watch thank you i'm very excited 0.86

00:53:44.240 you know what gary v said to me um when i was in new york for nyc nft he said it's he said you're 0.95

00:53:51.880 in such an interesting position right now because i think that you're marky mark before he became

00:53:58.520 mark walberg he goes i think you're the fresh prince before he became will smith and as i

00:54:05.700 become a little bit more strategic with what i do and i use the learnings from everything i've done 0.68

00:54:12.580 to sink my teeth into shit i love i think 2022 is going to be a big year for me yeah i do i i really 0.90

00:54:20.540 do feel like 2022 is going to be really good. 0.99

00:54:22.680 Not just for you, but honestly, I don't know.

00:54:24.620 I felt in there. I think we're all, I think the whole

00:54:26.580 world's optimistic that we can

00:54:28.400 get our survive. 0.95

00:54:30.140 The world's like, where the fuck are we going to go from here? 0.90

00:54:32.220 Yeah, where are we going to go? 0.97

00:54:34.040 Like, if we're already down here, how far

00:54:36.060 down? Oh, man. Don't speak too soon.

00:54:38.500 Hard cut? Don't speak too soon.

00:54:40.680 Can I ask you guys a question on that topic

00:54:42.160 quickly? On, uh,

00:54:43.820 2022? Oh, gotcha. Do you guys do resolutions?

00:54:47.500 Um,

00:54:48.040 sort of. Nah, we kind of, no.

00:54:50.540 i don't really do it i mean some people are not doing them this year i i i think i do like

00:54:55.460 personally i like to do like a just like a macro statement to myself 2020 was a big uh uh growth

00:55:02.140 year for me put the book out did all that stuff 2021 i just grinded the whole year it's all i did

00:55:06.520 i focused on making money was the only thing i cared about and to my detriment benefit and

00:55:10.080 detriment ground drove myself into the ground traveling making content there wasn't a week i

00:55:15.180 took off it was just content content and uh 2022 like i personally want to focus on my mental on

00:55:20.340 my uh personal health like i want to get healthy i don't want to do that again i don't want to

00:55:24.500 be on the road every single day of the year next year like i want to i want to get healthy again

00:55:29.180 you know so that's like my macro goal is to just like i want to i want to try some things

00:55:34.020 some holistic things that i generally haven't put time and effort into whether it be like

00:55:37.440 meditation whether it be eating better whether it be can you imagine mike meditating something

00:55:42.240 about that just i it's a picture in my head i can't i can't see mike he's the most composed

00:55:48.900 person yeah oh under stress under stress i've never seen anything like it that's why i like

00:55:54.100 to lead that's why i always like to lead you guys know i never want as much as i like to roast and

00:55:57.880 have fun i can't take that i'm blown away on how he deals with the stress like it really is

00:56:01.860 impressive yeah right it is pretty cool this year uh was the greatest year of my life because i

00:56:08.440 finally felt like i found who i am and i know it sounds like really same yeah yeah i can see you

00:56:13.080 sinking into your actual say it's noticeable with the podcast i know it sounds really cheesy to say

00:56:17.900 because i'm on a podcast it's and you guys said this to me on the first debrief

00:56:22.880 when cameras are on you stop being yourself like it's weird like you like become this thing

00:56:29.340 where you want people to like you which is like very foreign to me and i think because the podcast

00:56:35.660 because every word i say has been held on somebody will hold me accountable to it you know what i

00:56:40.260 mean like there's so many things i changed the way i could like talk and when i walk into rooms now

00:56:44.600 i just kind of like i'm like let's get to the point what do i need to do and how do i do it

00:56:48.660 at the best capability so when i put that into my life and i was like okay what am i on this earth

00:56:52.920 for what do i really like to do forget the money and fame like what do i want to attack and the

00:56:58.080 podcast spun me into stand-up and i i cannot believe it's taking me my whole life to realize

00:57:04.160 that this is what i need to do like i love grabbing the mic and and making people laugh

00:57:08.520 like in small rooms put me in front of a thousand people or five thousand people having a whole room

00:57:13.820 laugh and i could just feel people's tensions leaving their shoulders they're they're here

00:57:18.440 they're laughing no one's stressed like and i was like wow this is what i really want to do

00:57:23.460 and the movie came out i got invited on this beautiful podcast i went from just producing

00:57:28.940 skits online to like actually having a purpose with my skill set and it's changed my life so

00:57:34.940 i appreciate you guys having me bro you you crush it i mean the it's it's pretty clear that the

00:57:39.480 audience loves you we love you and it's it's it's like you and and and and also just to the stand-up

00:57:44.900 point really quickly it's it's admirable to see how much time you practice like he's practicing

00:57:50.320 constantly he practices in real life yeah which is awesome and i've been i've been i've been telling

00:57:57.040 him because obviously like my energy's hella low i like laughing sometimes uh um when you're forcing

00:58:04.260 yourself to laugh is hard and so i told him i said george this trip no free pity laughs i ain't

00:58:11.120 pity laughing like normally he makes a joke i want to support my boy in a room maybe he doesn't hit

00:58:14.680 you and i will be like i don't have the energy to do that so now he's got to step his game up this

00:58:20.800 week it's and you've been doing great you you witnessed me uh hit the reverse card for the

00:58:25.080 first time dude your uno reverse cards are insane so i i'm being uh kind of sculpt or like mentored

00:58:34.000 by joe coy my first person i invited on the podcast and he sat me down and he goes i want 0.79

00:58:40.760 you to start aiming uh to like kind of like like not fuck yourself up but like how are you gonna

00:58:45.780 get yourself out of like a situation so now they'll see me like if i if i have a new group around me 0.61

00:58:51.640 i'll kill a joke as soon as it's high fold walk away have them wanting more but he saw me walk

00:58:57.380 up to a group of like we could these guys could have been billionaires or whatever they were

00:59:00.500 and I walked up and I said just like a really funny joke because they all look like me I said

00:59:04.900 why does it look like I belong on this table and all of them just drop the thing and they look at

00:59:09.380 me they go tell us why this is when I left and I and I literally I like I saw Logan's energy from

00:59:16.320 over here he wasn't looking he just goes and just like walks like walks around and I literally was

00:59:21.100 and I said it as I'm walking too it wasn't like I stood there to talk and I was like all right this

00:59:25.780 is where i uh this is where i stick around until i win and so i stood there and i looked at them 0.99

00:59:30.680 and i go because they all have a beard with my hairstyle yeah yeah yeah brown as fuck yeah you 0.95

00:59:36.900 weren't wrong they look like my relatives but right off the rip again this is not the place 0.99

00:59:41.000 where you just like say shit like that to people random people yeah so that's why i was like i don't 0.94

00:59:45.920 want any fucking part of this dude and then i hit the fucking river i i so it was the one guy who 0.98

00:59:51.080 tried to make a joke out of me so i was like as soon as i learned this i was like all right so i'm 0.99

00:59:55.300 I have to kind of come at this dude

00:59:57.320 so I'm like I'm gonna come at this dude

00:59:58.920 I was like well buddy it's not our eyelashes

01:00:00.360 and then he did this he did one of these

01:00:03.080 like it kind of got him 0.99

01:00:04.980 and then his boy kind of like he's like what the fuck 0.99

01:00:06.900 that was so left field that I just kept 0.99

01:00:09.000 I was like okay left field jokes work 0.95

01:00:10.620 and I kept hitting the most ridiculous thing 1.00

01:00:12.860 until they started laughing I was like fuck you guys 1.00

01:00:14.840 I left and on the way back they were like 1.00

01:00:16.780 this dude and Logan's like how the fuck did that happen

01:00:18.940 I thought surely it was gonna end 0.97

01:00:20.540 you were gonna end bombing

01:00:22.320 he warmed him up airports problematic

01:00:25.040 COVID, United Airlines

01:00:27.600 there's one story I haven't touched on

01:00:29.940 because we haven't had a podcast

01:00:30.980 I went

01:00:32.900 globally viral for a video

01:00:35.840 that I took at an airport after Jake Paul's

01:00:38.080 fight

01:00:38.260 globally viral

01:00:41.260 I was on every single news station

01:00:44.020 CNN, MSNBC

01:00:45.920 Fox News, every local station

01:00:48.060 every Dutch, German

01:00:49.580 station in the world

01:00:51.000 leave Jake Paul's fight

01:00:53.320 we go to Miami

01:00:54.360 right we're in Miami you're still there yeah I decide I'm gonna go home I'm gonna go back up

01:00:59.740 to New York so I go to Miami International Airport I'm assuming some of the people in

01:01:03.680 the audience saw this I go to Miami International Airport this is the I'm sorry this is the worst 0.96

01:01:08.640 airport in America it is it is a shithole they do not clean the bathrooms you go in the bathroom 0.97

01:01:14.700 and there are pubes everywhere there's piss it's like people piss on the mirrors in front of this 0.99

01:01:19.760 There's piss everywhere. 0.96

01:01:20.760 It's disgusting. 0.95

01:01:21.220 I can't move away from the pubes, bro. 1.00

01:01:24.160 Because when I see that shit, I'm like, fuck. 1.00

01:01:25.460 Bro, it's fucking disgusting. 1.00

01:01:26.780 You know when you walk up to a urinal 1.00

01:01:27.940 and there's a puddle of piss on the floor

01:01:29.960 and you can't even stand because it's everywhere?

01:01:33.780 So I go to this airport and I'm like, 0.99

01:01:35.380 I hate fucking being here. 0.99

01:01:36.680 I love Miami, but I hate being at this fucking airport. 1.00

01:01:39.280 So me and David are about to board this plane 0.99

01:01:41.640 back to New York.

01:01:43.880 And we see what appears to be some level

01:01:46.880 of civil unrest outside the plane

01:01:49.700 uh gate meant to go to uh santo domingo santo domingo right there is a man who is standing on 0.74

01:01:59.320 one of those uh golf carts that drives the old people through the airport beep beep beep that

01:02:04.480 drives past you he's standing there and he's giving what equates to some sort of um civil

01:02:09.960 unrest speech he's speaking in spanish i'm not even gonna try but he's yelling and there are

01:02:16.280 there is 150 people around him who are applauding him screaming fists in the air right so now so

01:02:24.980 our gate is all the way down the terminal you think i'm going to my gate well that's happening 1.00

01:02:29.620 hell no fuck no dude the plane's about to i don't give a shot i missed my flight 0.99

01:02:33.500 so so we're standing here watching this guy go nuts i i take a couple pictures with some kids 0.99

01:02:40.500 that are waiting for other flights whatever but i'm i'm continuing to monitor the situation

01:02:43.980 and i even start to video him a little bit vertical for instagram story always for instagram story

01:02:49.220 great form of course so i'm videoing and i'm like but you know nothing's really happening this guy

01:02:52.860 could just be having a bad day which he was i found out later well as i'm watching this man

01:02:58.380 give you know this this this speech to his people the cop a couple cops roll up and i'm not talking

01:03:04.160 like jfk like tactical cops i'm talking like some kind of rent a kind of cops dude like they

01:03:09.440 probably shouldn't even have been at the airport so uh they they roll up the guy's still standing

01:03:14.940 there screaming and all of a sudden it happens it happens that that that that that moment that

01:03:22.920 spark plug goes off and it ignites a fire ignites and I wasn't able to see what originally happened

01:03:29.580 at first but when my eyes picked it up and in the same motion that my phone came out to start

01:03:34.420 recording this man was in a death hole from the cop and he was getting choked out and everyone 0.99

01:03:40.260 around was screaming you motherfucker surrounding the one cop and i'm sitting there and i noticed 0.98

01:03:49.780 immediately the rest of the people that i'm in competition with do not have the same visual 0.99

01:03:54.600 angle that i do so i'm going to have the best video of this event and i was and i was excited

01:04:00.040 I was like, I'm going to get a good shot here because also they were all kind of like older

01:04:04.260 people that probably had androids. They weren't going to get a good shot. So it was me. It was 0.65

01:04:08.200 all me. Okay. So I'm recording and I'm, I'm like 20 feet away. I'm getting close. And like,

01:04:12.980 even David's looking at me like, yo, I'm like, I'm getting close. I'm getting in the fucking 0.99

01:04:15.900 action. I want to be right over this shit. So three or four other Santo Domingo passengers 1.00

01:04:19.920 now jump in and they're wailing on the cop. They're punching the cop in the head. They're

01:04:24.260 throwing kicks. The cop, the cop's getting overwhelmed. Another cop jumps in. They start

01:04:28.600 wailing on him oh no so the so the one cop backs up and he's backing up and now i'm as far as i am

01:04:35.340 from from david he's right there i mean i'm right there right and he backs up and four or five of

01:04:40.920 them and they're doing you know they're doing that move where they go come on come on like that as

01:04:44.700 they're going up to him like ready to pounce on him and i see his hand and i go here we go

01:04:52.560 oh he ain't going for the taser pulls out and i'm like so now i'm like okay so this is when you

01:05:01.340 have to make a decision in these situations is it worth the content is it worth the i am very

01:05:10.120 close to a man who is feeling quite leisurely yeah with his hand with his handgun even just

01:05:16.580 pulling it out in this situation was stressful he was hella disheveled too at this point his

01:05:19.780 walking you falling out of this part shirt ripped everywhere shirt ripped off i'm i don't want to 0.93

01:05:24.140 get into justification versus not i don't want to get into any of that shit all i'm gonna say is 0.71

01:05:27.540 there was a lot of people in line of fire there was kids in line of fire i'm not once again not 0.79

01:05:31.800 saying you should have put whatever right um pulls out now now i stay right where i am and 0.96

01:05:38.520 i'm like i'm getting this fucking video i'm getting this fucking video and i and i and i'm 0.98

01:05:43.140 like oh shit i'm giving like little like audio like what i'm saying i thought you said i thought 0.99

01:05:46.920 you said don't shoot no i said when i when i was watching the video bro my heart dropped here bro 0.99

01:05:51.160 it was i just do cops nowadays when this comes out who god fucking knows what they're gonna do man 0.64

01:05:57.640 it was this is this is the action that takes a life this simple correct and every cop's different 0.88

01:06:02.400 correct and and and you know like and if you're gonna put somebody in a headlock in front of

01:06:06.900 people you might be crazy enough to like well well hold on this story has a lot of this story

01:06:13.300 while i while i was concerned also because i think the reason all of it started was because the cop

01:06:18.080 like assaulted the guy the guy the guy like grabbed his car to be like excuse me and the

01:06:22.640 cop turned around like pushed him or punched him or something so so like he's an aggressive cop is

01:06:26.000 what i'm saying so when he drew the gun i was like yo yeah i support all that all those statements

01:06:30.720 i i do understand the idea of cops uh you pulling out their service weapon to push back a crowd when

01:06:36.620 they feel threatened sure sure so so like but but i'll get into that so anyway so i so i take this

01:06:40.700 video uh i get some really good captions for my instagram stories about pubes and piss on the

01:06:47.020 floors which i add in just for fun and i throw that story up and this thing goes crazy so i'm

01:06:51.920 like okay it started to gain traction so i'm like now i'm gonna add a news report to it so i i i

01:06:56.820 selfied a 7 p.m miami dade news report as well where i talked about the conditions at the airport

01:07:02.740 but also this flight home to santo domingo because this man wanted to go home and finish

01:07:05.860 this Christmas shop.

01:07:06.700 I made a whole backstory up

01:07:07.820 about this guy. 0.99

01:07:09.040 Shut up. 1.00

01:07:09.620 This shit went uber vital. 1.00

01:07:12.180 Every fucking news station 1.00

01:07:13.740 in the world. 1.00

01:07:14.440 I get messages from

01:07:15.460 Fox News, CNN.

01:07:17.160 Mike, please.

01:07:17.880 We need this footage.

01:07:18.640 We need this footage.

01:07:19.800 So I...

01:07:20.360 Did you license it?

01:07:21.160 No.

01:07:21.860 Why not?

01:07:22.340 Because I was lazy.

01:07:23.780 So I just started saying yes.

01:07:25.660 I said, just please credit my work.

01:07:26.880 That's all I said.

01:07:27.520 Please credit my work.

01:07:28.540 Please credit my work.

01:07:29.160 Like he's some sort of 1.00

01:07:30.240 fucking journalist. 1.00

01:07:31.000 Yes, I felt like it for a second. 1.00

01:07:32.140 Because by the way, 1.00

01:07:33.340 if I had done that shit... 0.99

01:07:35.860 canceled for sure what for filming it yeah i'm even surprised you kept doing it i mean to be 0.99

01:07:41.180 honest with you like oh no i was i was beat reporter on the street dude i was i was but

01:07:45.140 you're not the story but you're not no hold on a second everyone who saw that report said you have

01:07:50.680 a career in this that was an incredible report i even said back to maria in the studio i i took 0.99

01:07:56.000 that shit very seriously was there a maria in the studio no i don't know who the fuck maria is what 0.96

01:08:00.640 if one of the news stations had it they're like thank you mike anyways they did they 1.00

01:08:05.680 fucking no no not in that way but they really all ran the the the video and everything so they the 0.81

01:08:11.560 people for licensing hit me up later it was too late i had already granted access to everyone but 0.97

01:08:15.180 the the final note on it is yes the cop came over asked this man yo please relinquish the keys to

01:08:21.840 this golf cart that you've commandeered for your civil unrest speech their flight was delayed for

01:08:28.300 like a day for like 24 hours and they weren't giving him any reason and so he was standing

01:08:34.300 they're rallying the people like we will not give up we will survive we will take down this 0.97

01:08:39.840 airport like that kind of shit but i don't probably not that aggressive but like you know 0.97

01:08:44.600 hang on we'll make it through this type yeah the cop comes up and goes um i need you to give me the 0.98

01:08:49.560 keys to the thing the guy wanted to talk to the cop are you just telling the story again no i was

01:08:55.200 gonna tell what really happened but it's fine for some reason man people thrive off negativity

01:09:00.980 Absolutely.

01:09:01.400 Like, positive stuff, like, that ain't going to make the news. 1.00

01:09:04.400 We want to see the fucked up shit. 1.00

01:09:05.940 Humans are dark, dark people. 1.00

01:09:08.840 The world's dark. 0.55

01:09:09.980 And y'all may have seen, I, well, you were there.

01:09:13.940 I made a Game Boy table out of resin, Game Boy Colors.

01:09:18.880 I spent about three months on this little art project, as you know,

01:09:22.220 during quarantine and COVID and training for Mayweather.

01:09:24.360 I had some free time.

01:09:25.640 I just wanted to do something relaxing.

01:09:26.940 I took up art resin.

01:09:28.580 Resin.

01:09:29.260 Epoxy.

01:09:30.180 So cool.

01:09:30.660 You see that the videos on Instagram, they pour the resin through the table and it looks

01:09:34.660 all nice.

01:09:35.660 So I was like, I'm going to try this.

01:09:36.660 And so I got into it.

01:09:37.660 I made a couple of little projects.

01:09:38.660 I started to get a little better and better and better.

01:09:40.160 And I decided to undergo a Game Boy project where I took Game Boy colors, which I love.

01:09:46.660 I love Game Boy colors.

01:09:48.660 I've been addicted to them my whole life.

01:09:50.660 I regularly every two to three years, I stick a new Pokemon red, yellow, or green in the

01:09:55.660 Game Boy color.

01:09:56.660 I get my favorite Pokemons.

01:09:58.660 um all six is usually the same ones every time maybe with some variations um and then i beat

01:10:04.100 the elite four a couple times and i call it a day of my addiction stop so the point is i'm

01:10:09.020 fucking obsessed with this with this thing and so i thought it'd be cool to make a table with

01:10:12.960 some of my favorite things that i had um in it and for this for a resin project a lot of people 0.87

01:10:18.860 liked it on twitter i uh i posted the video got 142 000 favorites and a lot of people were like

01:10:23.520 man like you know logan paul fucking blows but like i have to be honest this is cool 0.98

01:10:27.080 but then i started trending and as i just outlined you don't trend for good shit typically you trend 0.99

01:10:34.340 for bad shit and sure enough there was a subset of retro gamers that were extremely unhappy that 0.98

01:10:44.080 i caked 15 game boys that by the way cost me probably about a thousand dollars in resin because 0.98

01:10:51.820 they felt like i was wasting the game boys and disrespecting like like the nostalgia like i saw

01:10:58.020 some tweets that were like i've been trying to get a game boy color for years and this guy just

01:11:02.400 put 15 of them in a table and and you know like there's there's responses like yo go on ebay

01:11:09.520 right now there's 60 dollars 90 plus million of them were made it's not like these are in short

01:11:16.380 supply and i love them like this is these mean something to me and i love pokemon and everything

01:11:21.180 and and so this uproar started to happen and this one tweet in particular caught a lot of

01:11:27.020 traction like again a hundred thousand favorites anti anti logan's epoxy table at super toasty

01:11:33.840 mutt on on twitter maybe this is too deep but encasing a game boy in resin is such an on-the-nose

01:11:41.600 visual analogy for how the rich's only desire is ownership for ownership's sake literally taking

01:11:48.200 something meant to be played and enjoyed

01:11:50.040 and literally taking something

01:11:52.140 meant to be played and enjoyed and making it

01:11:54.180 unusable so it can be put on display.

01:11:57.360 I'm sorry.

01:11:58.380 What?

01:11:59.840 100,000 favorites on that tweet.

01:12:02.820 When you first... 1.00

01:12:04.140 No, fuck that guy. 1.00

01:12:05.740 Fuck that motherfucker. 1.00

01:12:07.600 I probably can't do that. 1.00

01:12:10.180 I've been caught, huh?

01:12:10.840 No, I didn't get caught. You're fucked. 1.00

01:12:13.380 I hope you enjoyed being on the podcast. 1.00

01:12:15.240 Alright guys, it was fun.

01:12:15.920 No, no, no.

01:12:16.480 That's your interpretation. 1.00

01:12:17.560 Yeah, fuck that guy. 1.00

01:12:18.320 Yeah, fuck that guy. 1.00

01:12:19.100 Hey, how do you... 1.00

01:12:20.400 You have a gimbal color

01:12:22.060 and I don't have a color.

01:12:23.420 And you put it in a table.

01:12:25.760 Get out of that table.

01:12:26.620 I want to play with it. 1.00

01:12:27.640 Fuck you, bro. 1.00

01:12:28.760 Literally, fuck you. 1.00

01:12:30.560 How do you do that? 1.00

01:12:31.400 And he has, 0.99

01:12:32.180 underneath his fucking comment, 1.00

01:12:34.140 this big... 1.00

01:12:35.020 GoFundMe.

01:12:35.940 Where do we fund me? 1.00

01:12:36.540 Shut up. 0.98

01:12:37.440 Yeah, so when a lot of people on Twitter, 0.99

01:12:40.740 when they go viral,

01:12:41.700 they'll do a thread.

01:12:42.440 And the last one is always like,

01:12:43.480 by the way, go buy my word.

01:12:45.180 By the way, go do this thing.

01:12:46.540 It was like a fund me.

01:12:47.340 You didn't have any work to provide.

01:12:48.660 If you had that,

01:12:50.960 if he had that response

01:12:52.340 that you just had,

01:12:52.940 can you show it one more time

01:12:53.640 just to remind people?

01:12:54.420 Which one?

01:12:54.880 The one, do the eyes again. 0.64

01:12:56.140 Hey, yes!

01:12:56.800 I don't like that!

01:12:57.600 If he had had that response,

01:12:59.320 I wouldn't have been mad.

01:13:00.580 I wouldn't have been mad.

01:13:01.880 It is when they say,

01:13:03.160 this style of artwork

01:13:05.740 is a nageless

01:13:06.820 with the current culture

01:13:08.300 of rich, obsessed,

01:13:10.240 white, privileged,

01:13:11.740 wealth, class overants,

01:13:13.620 and their ability to diminish the quality of the... 1.00

01:13:16.740 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:13:18.480 Shut up. 1.00

01:13:19.160 Shut your stupid, fucking, crying bitch ass up. 1.00

01:13:25.120 Shut up. 1.00

01:13:25.740 He said this might be too deep. 1.00

01:13:27.580 Listen, tiny dick, nothing about you is too deep, okay? 1.00

01:13:30.740 Nothing about you is too deep. 1.00

01:13:32.420 If you actually got bothered from somebody else's art 0.99

01:13:34.680 and took the fucking time to tweet about it, 0.97

01:13:37.320 and then when you got some bit of recognition from them, 1.00

01:13:40.920 to post a fucking GoFundMe. 1.00

01:13:43.780 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:13:44.800 How about that? 1.00

01:13:45.580 You want to fund something? 1.00

01:13:46.720 Fund this dick. 1.00

01:13:47.800 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:13:49.160 I'm fucking so mad. 1.00

01:13:50.740 I'm out of fucking... 1.00

01:13:51.660 Yo, you're telling me. 1.00

01:13:52.800 You're telling me.

01:13:53.400 Georgie, Georgie,

01:13:54.600 I had so much fun making this thing. 0.95

01:13:56.700 I made something I thought was fucking cool. 0.82

01:13:59.360 And yet, 0.90

01:14:00.380 how can I still be making mistakes?

01:14:03.200 Because this is a game, boy.

01:14:06.500 Atta boy.

01:14:07.840 Atta boy.

01:14:08.540 he said i wanted one of those he turned them into a table oh they were pissed and so and so a lot of

01:14:14.800 the sentiment on twitter took what you just said where they're like let's be honest this is a 0.90

01:14:19.680 simulation for sure because this is the most ridiculous backlash we've seen in our lives

01:14:24.360 and so i drafted some tweets as uh i outlined earlier i've been feeling a little aggressive 1.00

01:14:29.780 and a lot of them were along the lines you just said like bro like you fucking suck uh you sound 1.00

01:14:34.840 like a joy to be around um what the fuck kind of timeline are we in just a bunch of bullshit 1.00

01:14:41.680 i didn't feel comfortable tweeting a because i i now when i get backlash on twitter try to 0.97

01:14:48.860 empathize i i try to understand and i actually feel for this person um because i i can't imagine

01:14:59.180 being so unhappy with god knows what life yourself whatever something that you feel like you need to

01:15:06.820 tear down someone else's art for for for god knows what and so i've been trying to get these people

01:15:13.520 like turn them into a table oh like turn them into a table so i i i i follow followed the kid

01:15:19.640 on twitter and um i dm'd him i said what up g he said hello i was like okay he's

01:15:29.040 one of those and uh he's an artist himself too he makes comics i actually thought they're pretty

01:15:34.460 cool and i said uh senior work just wanted to wish you best of luck on your creative endeavors

01:15:38.060 he replied thanks so i try to kill him with kindness and one thing i outlined that i'm

01:15:46.680 going to try to exercise in 2022 is kindness i even texted gary v uh i'll tell you what i texted

01:15:52.440 Gary V

01:15:52.960 as you search for that

01:15:55.520 can I ask you a question

01:15:56.340 I know

01:15:58.600 we're wrapping up

01:15:59.520 with this

01:15:59.980 I know

01:16:00.460 is it

01:16:02.800 is it

01:16:03.220 I said how can I be kind

01:16:04.460 about this Gary 1.00

01:16:05.160 like fuck this pussy 1.00

01:16:06.860 but he's right 1.00

01:16:08.200 and then Gary's like

01:16:09.560 you didn't go to his house 0.72

01:16:11.760 and then kill him 0.98

01:16:12.300 don't you make fun 1.00

01:16:13.180 of fucking Gary 1.00

01:16:13.800 I'll kill you 1.00

01:16:15.240 how did you go from 1.00

01:16:17.420 kill him to kindness 1.00

01:16:17.980 just kill him 1.00

01:16:18.560 what happened 1.00

01:16:18.980 no because I'm working on it

01:16:20.400 no but Gary said

01:16:21.220 it's called empathy

01:16:22.120 it's the empathy is true true mike truly you see someone you see someone do i understand empathy

01:16:30.240 you know me no but no but he's saying you see someone spend so much time on a project and for

01:16:35.160 some reason you you feel the need to like invalidate it because some weird niche believe you

01:16:40.140 have not knowing any of my intentions when i'm making this you think i stuck them in there so

01:16:44.380 i could be like i own those 15 games this cost a thousand dollars no so that's what i'm asking you

01:16:50.000 Why?

01:16:50.880 No, I want one of them.

01:16:53.140 People, you're going to play with those. 1.00

01:16:55.520 Shut up. 1.00

01:16:57.100 Shut up. 1.00

01:16:57.960 Correct, correct. 0.99

01:16:58.940 But also.

01:17:00.100 No, no.

01:17:01.260 No, also.

01:17:02.380 Listen to me.

01:17:03.360 I'm dead serious about this.

01:17:05.020 There's empathy for deserved causes, bro. 1.00

01:17:07.820 And then there's just fucking annoying bratty ass bitch. 1.00

01:17:10.460 I'm not going to sit there and listen to this shit. 1.00

01:17:13.940 You have to draw the fucking line somewhere. 1.00

01:17:17.740 I agree, but Mike. 1.00

01:17:18.660 You have to, bro.

01:17:19.420 There's a large group of people on Twitter who agreed with him.

01:17:21.880 So clearly we are. 1.00

01:17:22.680 They're all fucking hating pussies. 1.00

01:17:24.580 Listen to me. 1.00

01:17:25.120 Twitter's not a real place.

01:17:25.620 George, George.

01:17:26.620 That's the end of the day.

01:17:27.880 Twitter's not real life.

01:17:28.340 Not real life. 1.00

01:17:29.060 Yo, if a motherfucker tomorrow tells you that they identify as the floor, 0.99

01:17:33.660 and you walk on the floor, and they tweet at you, 0.99

01:17:35.720 and it gets 100,000 likes because the floor is offended because you walked on it.

01:17:39.320 Are you going to empathize? 1.00

01:17:41.300 Are you going to fucking empathize? 0.99

01:17:43.880 Answer me. 0.99

01:17:44.640 Well, it depends what level it's at.

01:17:46.320 No.

01:17:47.140 Poor.

01:17:47.620 It's over. 1.00

01:17:48.320 draw the fucking line people draw the line when they when they get a hundred thousand likes say 1.00

01:17:53.980 i don't care if it's a million fucking likes i'm drawing the fucking line and that line is 1.00

01:18:00.380 dependent on where you as a human a mature human decide for it to be i'm sorry that's fucking 0.99

01:18:06.700 stupid mike i agree but how much energy i'm gonna put in zero no response what you did is too much 0.99

01:18:15.200 You followed him and looked at his work 1.00

01:18:18.240 and then DM'd him.

01:18:19.580 No, he looks like there's a lot of work. 1.00

01:18:21.600 Are you trying to fuck him? 1.00

01:18:22.360 What's going on here? 1.00

01:18:22.980 No, he's young and he has talent 0.98

01:18:24.980 and I believe for whatever fucking reason, 0.98

01:18:27.080 he's got some weird, 0.99

01:18:29.000 I'll call it a victim poison in his mind

01:18:32.200 and maybe the kid can turn his life around

01:18:33.760 and stop tearing other people down

01:18:35.380 and actually become a good artist

01:18:39.480 that spreads artistry in a positive way.

01:18:41.640 I like that.

01:18:42.380 That was my theory.

01:18:43.300 I like kind, positive, uplifting messages to people that you think are in, but, but empathy or, or, you know what? 0.87

01:18:49.800 Now that I think back about this, maybe this was a little fucked up to Donkey Kong and the princess.

01:18:54.040 And I apologize for having done this to the game, but what's what I apologize to Super Mario brothers.

01:19:01.780 Who are you apologizing to? 0.98

01:19:03.280 You turned a fucking, you turned Game Boys into a table. 1.00

01:19:06.140 You know why? Because it's cool to complain. 1.00

01:19:08.400 Yes, it's cool to complain. 0.99

01:19:10.000 That's what I'm fucking saying. 0.98

01:19:10.540 When you see that one guy go, you know what? 0.99

01:19:12.980 You know what?

01:19:14.020 I don't agree with it.

01:19:15.440 I do not agree with it.

01:19:16.480 And then there's other people like, you know what?

01:19:17.600 Me too.

01:19:18.000 I don't agree with it either.

01:19:19.420 And then another guy coming out of the classroom.

01:19:21.220 He didn't even talk.

01:19:23.260 He just yells. 0.99

01:19:25.080 And they're like, we don't know what the fuck he says, but we understand that. 0.99

01:19:27.700 We don't like that either. 1.00

01:19:28.940 Fuck you guys. 1.00

01:19:30.440 Get back in the fucking hole, you guys ever can. 1.00

01:19:32.380 Honestly. 1.00

01:19:33.060 Yo. 1.00

01:19:33.340 Get back in the fucking hole. 1.00

01:19:34.400 I'm not going to be me. 1.00

01:19:35.020 I'm not going to be me.

01:19:35.680 I'm not going to be me.

01:19:35.900 No, but I think the lesson too,

01:19:38.180 because we didn't even get to cover

01:19:39.240 a very important topic on this show.

01:19:41.520 And we unfortunately don't have time.

01:19:43.660 Yeah, we got to get better.

01:19:44.500 But something we've been talking about for weeks 1.00

01:19:46.880 that involves prostitutes. 0.78

01:19:50.240 Escorts. 1.00

01:19:50.800 Escorts.

01:19:51.180 I don't want to beat around the bush,

01:19:52.080 but this is a major topic.

01:19:53.200 Do y'all have to go?

01:19:54.200 Yeah, we really do.

01:19:54.880 Right now?

01:19:55.300 By the way, this is very hard to be a Christian. 0.68

01:19:56.800 No, we will, listen, we will hit.

01:19:59.280 Do we pause this?

01:20:01.060 No.

01:20:01.300 Why don't you drive to Zurich in four hours

01:20:05.620 and have dinner with us

01:20:06.320 and finish the podcast.

01:20:07.060 I can't.

01:20:07.760 We got so much

01:20:08.420 depending on this.

01:20:09.840 Driving's fine

01:20:10.360 and we can postpone

01:20:11.340 a few minutes

01:20:11.840 but it's...

01:20:13.040 We can't.

01:20:13.760 We have to do COVID tests

01:20:14.580 at the airport.

01:20:15.200 It's a whole thing.

01:20:15.940 I promise you

01:20:16.700 I would have done it.

01:20:17.960 I want to talk

01:20:18.900 about the Hoolies.

01:20:19.640 Well,

01:20:19.900 also,

01:20:20.400 also,

01:20:20.960 my last note on it.

01:20:23.940 Five minutes?

01:20:24.400 You got five?

01:20:25.580 Yes.

01:20:26.240 Let's do...

01:20:26.720 I don't want to talk

01:20:27.760 about this too much.

01:20:28.480 Keep all that in,

01:20:29.160 by the way.

01:20:29.520 Keep all that in. 1.00

01:20:30.120 Fuck it. 1.00

01:20:30.840 The only issue 1.00

01:20:31.660 I have with it

01:20:32.260 is this is not

01:20:33.020 an hour,

01:20:33.720 20 minute

01:20:34.360 part of the show, this would have been

01:20:36.660 first or second topic. I mean, that's

01:20:38.640 the point of impulse. You never want to know when the good shit's 0.99

01:20:40.660 coming. How do you start? How do you 0.99

01:20:42.620 start with this talk?

01:20:45.020 Do you want me to line it up for you?

01:20:46.500 Sure, can you? Okay, okay.

01:20:50.440 I'm not going to do justice.

01:20:53.000 Lately, Logan has

01:20:54.440 taken a bit of a...

01:20:58.200 For people watching the show that understand

01:21:00.300 who Captain Save-A-Ho is,

01:21:02.620 Logan has taken a little bit of a hardline stance

01:21:05.960 on the idea of girls throwing away their morality 0.99

01:21:10.700 for fast clout, fast access to parties 0.50

01:21:15.420 by way of men who wouldn't be the normal men

01:21:18.380 that they would talk to just for that access

01:21:20.420 or that money or that clout.

01:21:22.020 So there was a girl that I had hung out with in...

01:21:26.740 Her name is...

01:21:27.700 There's no shot.

01:21:29.180 There's no shot.

01:21:30.420 There's no shot.

01:21:31.460 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:21:33.860 I had a heart attack.

01:21:35.120 She actually told me after the gig was up for her,

01:21:38.580 she goes, and last request,

01:21:40.200 please don't talk about me and your podcast.

01:21:41.940 I go, right.

01:21:43.380 You lied to me through and through. 1.00

01:21:45.480 I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want. 0.99

01:21:46.260 Well, that name did get bleeped. 0.99

01:21:48.040 Yeah, of course.

01:21:48.580 Oh, you should bleep.

01:21:49.480 Yo, that was hilarious.

01:21:50.500 That was funny.

01:21:51.520 So there is apparently a world, 1.00

01:21:55.980 and uh it's dark where women are paid um via retainers to continually go and hook up with

01:22:05.220 hang out with uh men usually older usually wealthier on a regular basis um i knew about

01:22:10.820 this world and unfortunately um if you've watched um mike's vlogs david got trapped in this world

01:22:17.420 where he he ended up dating a girl who's getting who had in the past been paid to like

01:22:21.500 still still fucks for money um and by the way i i don't mind that hustle i don't mind that 0.91

01:22:30.200 lifestyle the issue was with this particular girl who i actually like had good conversation with 0.97

01:22:34.360 spent some time with whatever and i had an inkling of and i did not an inkling i kind of had i kind 0.98

01:22:40.260 of knew what she was but i didn't know and she was able to convince me that she was this fucking 0.97

01:22:48.800 angel and i believed her through and fucking through lied to my face repeatedly on a level 0.97

01:22:55.820 i've never seen before i thought i i knew this type of girl because i live in la right and like 0.98

01:23:01.200 you can kind of see i i'm 26 now i can smell when uh when one of these fucking hoolidoo or semis as 1.00

01:23:07.960 we call them because they're like half prostitutes half escorts or like a little bit of both sometimes 0.97

01:23:11.800 um exists and i thought she was it but she never confirmed it so i started to believe her as

01:23:16.340 and my boys were like no bro like like one in particular who check my invoices no one in

01:23:21.160 particular who had also uh ended up dating a hoolidooly for six months you just you just don't

01:23:26.860 know the type of girl that you're with or her past and the good the chances are if she is in 1.00

01:23:31.400 that world she's gonna fucking lie to your face and i got lied to i felt fucking stupid like you 1.00

01:23:36.780 were very hurt you were very hurt stupid as fuck bro because again i don't like the i don't mind 1.00

01:23:41.180 the lifestyle just bro i was i was i was deceived and lied to and i thought i had a good read 1.00

01:23:48.260 on on on women and people and um what they're actually about and her intentions

01:23:54.100 were such in the wrong place and uh for like a month i was just i was just waiting i was like

01:24:00.500 i need to know like like how sad is we know oj killed his wife but how satisfying would it be

01:24:06.380 before he died he's like yeah i did it right like final closure right so i so so i ended up i had

01:24:12.280 bundy i ended up i ended up cutting her off regardless um because i i had an inkling and

01:24:17.000 then sure enough on this particular trip we found out this girl has she's a mistress on retainer

01:24:25.060 for an older married man in his 50s flies out regularly uh and also is on retainer with a

01:24:32.140 couple other guys weekend trips here and there and um her rate isn't even that high it's pretty

01:24:39.140 affordable three digits i was three digits can't believe it no come on i still that's what they

01:24:44.540 were saying it's it's worse than we thought and i've been seeing worse she's like a higher four 0.99

01:24:49.040 she seems like i'm four digits nah man who knows but like like truthfully i feel dumb as fuck and 0.93

01:24:55.940 no wonder she didn't want me to talk about her on on the podcast but this is material 1.00

01:25:00.360 And, like, I don't know why these women do this. 1.00

01:25:04.020 I mean, I guess it's for money, 1.00

01:25:05.280 but there's, like, an extreme sacrifice of morality 1.00

01:25:09.520 that needs to take place for you to fuck older men for money. 1.00

01:25:12.620 And so I'm here to ask you, what's worse? 1.00

01:25:16.780 Girl who does OnlyFans or girl who fucks for money? 1.00

01:25:21.240 Because one of them is hustling privately to make her money 1.00

01:25:24.320 and one of them is sacrificing morality publicly.

01:25:28.240 Yeah, I'm not going to say one is worse than the other

01:25:31.300 and put a score on it.

01:25:32.880 The one thing, and I think me and you are aligned on this,

01:25:36.540 is the one thing that's tough is when you lie to someone

01:25:39.200 and you're not transparent about it to someone

01:25:42.280 who you could potentially have a future with.

01:25:44.940 And so, like, we always talk about this.

01:25:46.960 Honesty is the most important thing.

01:25:48.800 Honesty is everything.

01:25:49.680 If you're honest with a potential partner about whatever,

01:25:53.140 it generally leads to a positive outcome.

01:25:55.920 And unfortunately, like...

01:25:58.240 I've never seen lies end well.

01:26:01.320 And it's just a tricky part of life.

01:26:03.940 I don't think it was ever as much that part of it.

01:26:07.400 It's just the lying.

01:26:08.260 I want to get her on this podcast. 1.00

01:26:11.740 Maybe we blur her face or some shit. 0.99

01:26:14.000 Dude, this lifestyle is fine. 1.00

01:26:15.400 Or a hoolidooly.

01:26:16.860 How does it work?

01:26:18.260 Yes, yes.

01:26:18.740 How does it work?

01:26:19.360 Yes, we'll do it.

01:26:20.460 How does this work?

01:26:21.760 Are the rates presented right away?

01:26:24.480 And we've talked about this before.

01:26:25.620 We talked about it with the Ibiza trip.

01:26:26.880 we talked about it with the Ibiza trip on this show

01:26:29.360 we talked all about it and so no 1.00

01:26:31.120 the majority of women are not like that 0.94

01:26:33.640 the heavy majority of women are 1.00

01:26:35.240 not flying around on fucking 1.00

01:26:37.400 G5s to St. Barth to 1.00

01:26:39.200 celebrate with fucking names 1.00

01:26:41.580 I'm not going to mention on this show 1.00

01:26:42.720 it's okay

01:26:44.060 can I speak on this

01:26:47.620 you can unfortunately we have to get on the train

01:26:49.580 I'll make a swing good

01:26:50.520 I truly think that

01:26:52.880 at the end of the day if she lied to and I'm not backing her up

01:26:55.560 but if she lied to you, there might be...

01:26:57.720 You could back her up for three figures.

01:26:58.800 There might be situations that we don't know about.

01:27:04.900 And this is why I don't like to come too hard on...

01:27:07.200 That sounded terrible.

01:27:09.380 Thank you so much for watching today.

01:27:11.160 I don't want to come too hard down on men or women

01:27:14.840 that use this type of lifestyle.

01:27:16.920 And I don't mean to bring up, again, the Bible to be annoying.

01:27:20.580 I truly tend to tell people to read the gospel

01:27:23.300 because God didn't set these rules for him,

01:27:25.880 for you to be like, he's not a king.

01:27:27.160 He's like, ah, you guys all worship me.

01:27:29.400 It's truly a way of life.

01:27:30.720 And if you would have read scriptures

01:27:31.920 to kind of show you that this type of lifestyle,

01:27:34.620 it comes with a price you have to pay.

01:27:36.920 And you might be getting that money,

01:27:39.140 but you're going to pay in a different avenue.

01:27:41.700 You might be losing a family

01:27:43.620 that you might want to invest in one day.

01:27:45.900 You might ruin a chance with a man

01:27:47.520 that doesn't want to get involved

01:27:48.700 in situations like that. 1.00

01:27:49.780 There's women out there 1.00

01:27:50.820 that need to get out of their situation.

01:27:52.680 and so that's why I'm like okay I don't want to talk too bad about them and mind you there's

01:27:57.600 different there's different situations but sometimes when you're in a tough spot and

01:28:01.520 sometimes when men come up to you and they give you opportunity like that sometimes when opportunity

01:28:05.820 knocks you can't afford to not answer and so I don't want to but she's also not on all of them 0.99

01:28:10.580 she was one of those kind but I want to look at the lens when I say this if you are a female or

01:28:14.720 a male and you're in a tight tight spot and you want to do that please I promise you I know like 0.98

01:28:19.040 that money right now

01:28:19.920 seems amazing

01:28:20.760 but I promise you

01:28:21.660 I swear on everything

01:28:22.540 that I love

01:28:23.020 on my life

01:28:23.800 on my relationship

01:28:24.560 on my friend's life

01:28:25.280 you will come down

01:28:26.640 to a point in your life

01:28:27.460 and you're like man

01:28:28.080 I wish they take

01:28:29.080 all the money away from me

01:28:30.040 that's true

01:28:31.440 I wish they take

01:28:32.140 all the money away from me

01:28:33.100 that is 100% true

01:28:33.820 and they give me

01:28:34.340 my life back

01:28:35.080 yo but what if

01:28:36.040 you don't even get money

01:28:36.800 and all you do

01:28:37.200 is get access

01:28:37.820 to Nikki Beach 0.99

01:28:38.600 that sucks 0.98

01:28:40.020 that is well worth it 0.97

01:28:41.440 at the end of the day guys 0.99

01:28:43.000 kill them with kindness 0.99

01:28:43.880 and if that doesn't work 1.00

01:28:44.720 kill them 1.00

01:28:45.240 thank you for watching 1.00

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 04, 2022

E308 She Cheated On Me With A Billionaire

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