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00:02:12.660 I got dragged right back into...

00:02:14.300 Let me tell you something.

00:02:14.980 Let me tell you something.

00:02:16.760 If they knew who that kid's dad was, let me tell you something.

00:02:19.740 That kid ain't getting bullied, bro.

00:02:28.360 Here we are.

00:02:29.200 Here we are in Park City, Utah.

00:02:31.440 Park City, Utah.

00:02:32.220 Welcome back to Paulson, the number one podcast in the world.

00:02:34.760 It's a show.

00:02:35.740 Kevin, show the set.

00:02:37.260 I don't know how.

00:02:38.020 I don't know.

00:02:38.600 I wouldn't call this a set.

00:02:39.740 Let's go.

00:02:42.680 Yeah, it's real.

00:02:43.460 It's real bootleg.

00:02:44.540 But sometimes we got to do what we got to do to bring you guys the content and the material.

00:02:48.320 And we threw together a podcast.

00:02:50.360 Georgie's not even staying in Park City for the snowboarding trip this week.

00:02:53.240 I'm in and out just for this pod, baby.

00:02:55.240 Really?

00:02:55.820 Yep.

00:02:56.140 I appreciate that.

00:02:57.520 It's Jake's birthday.

00:02:58.340 You're not going to stay and celebrate.

00:02:59.460 You can't.

00:02:59.940 You can't.

00:03:00.320 I have a project that I'm working on

00:03:01.400 and I'm super passionate about.

00:03:02.260 I'm in and out,

00:03:02.860 but this always stays first.

00:03:04.300 I only hold that project for this

00:03:06.300 and that's it.

00:03:06.860 How high are you right now?

00:03:08.140 None.

00:03:08.620 I sobered up after like

00:03:09.680 just sitting around talking to Jeff.

00:03:10.320 Because a few minutes ago

00:03:11.200 I was worried about you, man.

00:03:13.020 Worried about me?

00:03:13.800 You look like Kanye West

00:03:15.100 after Kim divorced him.

00:03:16.400 I'm 37.

00:03:17.860 I'm a senior.

00:03:18.320 You look 47, Mike.

00:03:19.840 It's not just Jake's birthday.

00:03:20.980 It's my birthday too, brother. 1.00

00:03:22.620 It's my birthday fucking too. 1.00

00:03:23.760 Show a little respect for a senior. 1.00

00:03:24.820 Oh, it was his birthday.

00:03:26.020 He just turned 37.

00:03:26.860 Mike turned 37.

00:03:27.760 Happy birthday, Mike.

00:03:28.420 Happy birthday, Mike.

00:03:28.960 Not only did I turn 37,

00:03:30.300 but when I said

00:03:30.900 what did you think I mean?

00:03:33.600 What are you doing now?

00:03:36.380 David, can I have some pizza?

00:03:38.520 Oh, okay.

00:03:39.820 Not only did I...

00:03:41.260 Bro, if I hear one more 0.99

00:03:42.040 fucking sound up there, 1.00

00:03:43.080 I swear to God. 0.99

00:03:43.540 No, see, now it feels intentional.

00:03:44.940 Listen up with a slice of pizza.

00:03:46.560 A pizza?

00:03:47.140 Hey, seriously, 1.00

00:03:47.880 shut the fuck up up there. 1.00

00:03:49.480 Thank you. 0.99

00:03:49.960 It's the world's number one podcast.

00:03:51.380 What, do you listen to 1.00

00:03:51.880 fucking Rogan, you pussy? 1.00

00:03:54.240 Shut up. 1.00

00:03:54.960 It's pretty good 1.00

00:03:57.320 I noticed they don't give a fuck about us bro 0.99

00:03:59.960 I told you 0.98

00:04:01.520 I told you they'd be loud

00:04:03.320 That you said they wouldn't

00:04:04.480 You looked at me funny when I said

00:04:05.880 Mike is this your house?

00:04:07.240 You know why Mike? 0.99

00:04:07.860 They got no fucking respect 0.99

00:04:09.100 I'm good 1.00

00:04:09.440 Those boys don't respect us bro

00:04:11.200 They don't respect us 1.00

00:04:12.560 Top should be in a fucking hot Dubai prison cell 1.00

00:04:15.300 For all I care 1.00

00:04:16.060 For all I fucking care 0.95

00:04:17.900 We bailed Top out of a hot Dubai prison cell 1.00

00:04:20.900 He should be sucking my dick right now bro 1.00

00:04:22.660 Let alone clanking plates upstairs 1.00

00:04:24.520 just shut up not only did i turn 37 but also our good friend lana rhodes or mara maple depending

00:04:35.140 what channel you watch on had a child can someone clap anyone yes we have to hold our phone so we 0.92

00:04:42.300 can't clap bro i've been spending the past eight plus months explaining to everyone calmly that's

00:04:48.040 not my child had an understanding that it was going to come out looking a little bit differently

00:04:54.100 than i look let's just leave it at that no i'd like some came out looking like pure as the 0.97

00:04:59.140 driven snow like a macadamia nut and i'm driven right back into the fucking the fold again all 0.96

00:05:04.180 the little kids on tiktok it might be mike balak's kid wow he's gonna get bullied in high school 0.98

00:05:08.640 they're all making the videos again he's gonna get bullied i got dragged right back into the

00:05:12.360 let me tell you something let me tell you something if they knew who that kid's dad was let me tell 0.97

00:05:17.100 you something that fucking kid ain't getting bullied exactly that he's never gonna see probably 0.99

00:05:21.760 never even get to see the inside of a fucking normal 1.00

00:05:23.840 fucking, he's going to be in private schools 1.00

00:05:25.480 flying on private jets with fucking 1.00

00:05:27.280 watching private screenings of movies. 1.00

00:05:31.260 He's just

00:05:31.800 a private type of kid.

00:05:33.940 But listen,

00:05:36.160 dude, it's a beautiful,

00:05:37.840 healthy baby boy. It's what we hoped.

00:05:39.600 And honestly, the girl is glowing.

00:05:41.620 She said she feels like it's

00:05:43.780 Jeff, you could probably relate to this. Feels like it's

00:05:45.780 Christmas morning every single day. That's what she

00:05:47.760 said. I'm Jewish, so I don't know what that

00:05:49.640 feels like.

00:05:51.760 Jeff, you know, standing next to the biggest Christian out there.

00:05:56.560 Jeff, you might not know. 0.98

00:05:57.780 Not him. 0.99

00:05:58.760 Not that guy's going to be burning in hell.

00:06:01.220 It feels like the first night of Hanukkah every day.

00:06:04.080 But we have eight nights. 0.99

00:06:05.320 Bro, Jeff, just fucking get on the program here. 0.98

00:06:08.480 Mike, I think it's so sweet how positive you talk. 1.00

00:06:11.060 Shut up. 0.97

00:06:11.760 I think it's so sweet how you talk about your ex. 0.99

00:06:15.200 I mean, bro, we all were friends with her as well.

00:06:17.920 And, like, I don't know.

00:06:19.120 I guess I've tried really hard

00:06:20.720 to make sure that at the end

00:06:21.620 of a romantic relationship,

00:06:23.320 the friendship still exists.

00:06:24.300 I know, but what about this?

00:06:26.460 Bro, how many things are you going to say

00:06:28.260 that have to be bleeped out 1.00

00:06:29.240 on this fucking show? 1.00

00:06:30.180 What about the ups and downs? 1.00

00:06:31.560 No, he ruined it.

00:06:34.340 You said it.

00:06:34.980 That cuts and I just gave you ups and downs.

00:06:36.460 I will cut in this show. 0.99

00:06:37.340 No, we just do bleeps and shit. 0.99

00:06:38.980 What happened when you cut her? 0.99

00:06:40.620 I don't know.

00:06:41.400 Maybe I'm like, okay,

00:06:42.680 so I was, I'm a Christian, right?

00:06:44.920 what's so funny about that off camera not that all right well so i'm a christian and so i believe 0.97

00:06:53.660 in compassion bro and just because somebody wrongs you doesn't mean that you have to fucking 0.99

00:06:57.100 you know wipe your ass with them i'm so different man i'm i'm i'm a little vengeful i'm working on 0.99

00:07:03.000 it yeah i know i said one thing not a christian and he's not compassionate i'm working i swear 0.99

00:07:08.640 to god it's what i talked to my therapist about yeah compassionate and being considerate you

00:07:12.480 talk to a therapist uh yes i do how often does that happen uh well she she has to kind of drag

00:07:17.540 me into the sessions i avoid her physically drags you into the sessions there's zooms there's zooms

00:07:22.480 um you proud though proud or i mean why would someone proud you bro i'm proud of you i'm proud

00:07:31.560 i think getting a therapist is good for everyone i think it's a good thing no matter who it is

00:07:36.800 just talking to people that's why that's why it's not it's not like my results are immediate

00:07:41.620 it but oftentimes they'll like uh subconsciously sit in the back of my head so i know that i have

00:07:47.000 to work on this thing i have to work and eventually i start to do it it's been years of me and mike

00:07:51.360 telling you like hey you need to talk about certain things or you need to like you know stay with

00:07:55.260 yourself and like sit with yourself and you could never do it um do you know never do you know what

00:08:00.640 the thing things change i will say a little bit my last session with her was a little different

00:08:04.700 because um so uh for those of you who have been following my little substance uh addiction with

00:08:10.500 weed battle back and forth um i can i can safely say i've kicked it i've completely kicked my weed 0.61

00:08:17.240 dependency it's it's it is it is so fucking great to be weed free man i forgot how like clear is the 0.78

00:08:27.640 word i'll use what was the turning it was just a time thing i noticed i stopped getting irritable 0.94

00:08:33.200 i could i could eat my gag reflex that i somehow developed went away um i could sleep again 1.00

00:08:38.300 no no no well you developed huh what's wrong with sucking a little dick mike 1.00

00:08:44.440 he's like throwing out a little subtle uh no no no i just i kicked it i feel so good i feel so 0.99

00:08:53.380 good and just and and and productive my productivity is no joke three x they say that consistency is

00:09:00.060 one of the rarest traits of a human being so you were saying time consistent like staying on that

00:09:06.320 that's what it did yeah you look you look healthier i don't know about the little side

00:09:09.860 side haircut thing dude you i don't know what was going on with that it's you look like i don't even

00:09:14.720 know i figured it out the worse you look the better you are in here oh and the better you

00:09:19.100 look out here the more you're like what happened oh i see i see no but it's uh it's it's it's 0.98

00:09:26.660 really good it's really good for anyone just going through any sort of addiction shit and 0.51

00:09:30.340 mike will tell you this but like it definitely is better on the other side um and and and there

00:09:34.780 was a syndrome there's a syndrome it's it's called cannabinoid hypermesis do you know what

00:09:39.820 this is i've never heard of it so i don't i don't um really know the details and i'm not a doctor

00:09:44.080 but after i was throwing up on new year's uh repeatedly all night uh it it didn't make sense

00:09:53.060 right something didn't add up and um some people were tagging me and even some of the podcast

00:09:56.640 listeners uh there's a there's a a new syndrome i think it's a syndrome cannabinoid hypermesis

00:10:03.260 it's called how do you how do you remember that because i yeah i read about it because

00:10:08.060 people were sending it to me and it's for people who are some people who smoke uh absurd amounts

00:10:13.440 of weed um i think it's either where they're still smoking or when they when they stop

00:10:17.920 experience the nausea repeatedly throughout the day uh kind of inexplicable um and they don't

00:10:24.180 know much about this syndrome but i felt like it was maybe something that uh i was experience

00:10:30.680 experiencing and uh it just goes away i feel like you're experiencing are you about to throw up

00:10:38.800 right now did you guys you had like a little no i don't know i was gonna say something

00:10:43.320 you know one of the side effects of smoking weed for a long period of time is right 0.99

00:10:49.620 you just become a fucking dumbass memory loss sometimes i have memory 1.00

00:10:53.020 george when i look at you right now and you're just so blissfully just stupid 1.00

00:10:57.520 and high. 1.00

00:10:59.220 I don't know what it is about.

00:11:01.140 You're just looking, bro.

00:11:02.240 The way you get when you smoke weed

00:11:03.860 is you're just always like looking at us

00:11:05.940 like smiling like this.

00:11:08.240 You're just so like, I love it.

00:11:10.960 And by the way, I should say this.

00:11:12.140 I'm sorry.

00:11:12.760 It seemed like you completely lost your train of thought.

00:11:14.620 I really did.

00:11:15.460 I'm here to save you as always.

00:11:16.840 Thank you.

00:11:17.380 Thank you.

00:11:17.980 George has become the internet. 0.99

00:11:19.960 What the fuck happened here? 0.99

00:11:20.560 How did we, how did you just. 1.00

00:11:21.880 I just want, I'm going to toss that out to you.

00:11:23.380 You've become the internet's favorite golden child.

00:11:25.620 it doesn't matter what content you're in

00:11:27.620 our audience loves you

00:11:29.060 the night shift audience loves you

00:11:30.700 but who's cutting carrots?

00:11:33.020 I mean dude right when he's complimenting too

00:11:34.580 George I want to say bro

00:11:36.200 I don't know what it is about your energy

00:11:37.600 but like you really have been crushing it lately bro

00:11:39.800 I just want to take a second to say that

00:11:41.540 everybody loves you

00:11:42.780 I swear I'm not trying to be cheesy

00:11:44.580 oh I got it I got it I got it

00:11:45.920 sorry sorry sorry

00:11:48.160 it's because the strands nowadays

00:11:50.000 the strands nowadays of weed

00:11:52.140 is it strands?

00:11:53.740 strands?

00:11:54.520 either one

00:11:55.060 they're so strong and weed pens the thc concentration in weed pens is so high it's

00:12:02.560 like 92 percent which is so hot and and and i again i was high more than i was not high and 0.99

00:12:08.000 it was always out of that fucking kid's pen that kid's pen yeah you no no no no no kevin you 0.99

00:12:13.980 it's the it's the oil right it's the oil yeah so yeah yeah so this this syndrome we don't know 0.99

00:12:19.940 again much about it because the strands have never been this strong and and um nowadays just

00:12:24.960 they're just infusing all plants also how they extract it so certain ones are extracted through

00:12:29.560 with butane others are extracted through like cold ice so like you don't know what you're smoking as

00:12:34.720 opposed to just this little plant that grew from the ground yeah yeah yeah one point it was natural

00:12:39.040 and now it's like the crossbreeding the lights the how it's grown the the nutrients everything 0.89

00:12:44.620 is just they they've created a monster and how strong some lady came up to me today in the

00:12:48.660 airport she's like her husband just left she's like oh my god my husband's like liberal and like

00:12:53.100 i haven't put this jacket on so long and i found like a bag of pot in my in my jacket and i was

00:12:59.520 like that's awesome but i didn't i laughed because she called it pot and i'm like yeah yeah did she

00:13:04.240 grow it in this like pot over there like why do they call it pot she's old to call it why is maybe

00:13:10.260 that is why maybe that is why it grows in a pot outside your window you know we're talking about

00:13:14.600 we're talking about mental health right now we're talking about people you know getting better

00:13:18.420 getting worse uh ab has been on the scene lately he was he was supposed to be a guest over on

00:13:24.940 there's no way you're talking about it no george you're so blissful right now

00:13:29.700 no i just i'm just bringing it up he's he's been uh spotted out just partying uh not playing

00:13:37.000 football not really worrying much about football well he ran off the field mike right so so i mean

00:13:42.560 what what's what's the take on that we were we were about to have him on the show no i think

00:13:46.160 he might be coming to Park City

00:13:47.220 if he can find his way here.

00:13:49.120 Yeah.

00:13:49.860 Maybe.

00:13:50.240 I don't know.

00:13:50.640 I don't know.

00:13:50.980 Yeah, I did invite him on

00:13:51.960 because I think it'd be interesting.

00:13:52.920 I made that diss track against him

00:13:54.160 and he's been losing his mind.

00:13:57.140 You'd squash it?

00:13:58.120 Huh?

00:13:58.540 You'd squash the beef?

00:13:59.100 There was never any beef.

00:14:00.500 I solely made that

00:14:01.480 because he wasted my time.

00:14:02.620 Like, I'm petty, bro.

00:14:03.980 I was like, 0.98

00:14:04.420 don't fucking waste my time. 0.98

00:14:05.280 We're going to call back. 0.99

00:14:06.080 We knew he was going to waste the time.

00:14:07.400 Yeah.

00:14:07.880 Anyways, 1.00

00:14:08.300 fuck that conversation, bro. 1.00

00:14:09.600 Tell that story about that girl 1.00

00:14:10.880 who sucks everyone's dick. 1.00

00:14:11.580 You ready right now? 1.00

00:14:12.520 I mean, I got stuff in the bag.

00:14:13.560 I really like the idea

00:14:14.680 No let's spice it up

00:14:15.880 I'm ready for it

00:14:16.460 I like the idea

00:14:16.960 of a chill pocket

00:14:17.560 I do want to just say

00:14:18.680 really quick

00:14:19.060 just throw this out there

00:14:19.880 our laugh track

00:14:21.020 and clapping today

00:14:21.840 is brought to you

00:14:22.360 by Jeff Wittix

00:14:23.480 from Jeff FM

00:14:25.480 I mean it too

00:14:36.480 I mean it honestly 0.99

00:14:37.320 I'll stab someone 0.98

00:14:38.080 You notice how 1.00

00:14:38.620 that fucking noise 0.99

00:14:39.220 stopped huh 1.00

00:14:39.860 No no no

00:14:41.040 It sounds like

00:14:41.920 I'm playing with

00:14:42.220 Hot Wheels now dude

00:14:43.080 The track, like it flips.

00:14:46.180 Me and Jeff...

00:14:47.340 Put a sound bite.

00:14:50.640 You don't have a technology with us right now.

00:14:52.960 Thanks for that, boys.

00:14:54.920 Me and Jeff

00:14:55.980 spent a little bit of time out the other night.

00:14:58.780 Thanks for helping with the mic.

00:15:00.600 Along with Sugar Sean. Sugar Sean's been in town.

00:15:02.820 We went out. We had a little bit of evening together.

00:15:05.580 We went out. He went to Hyde.

00:15:07.300 Went to a couple different places. We ended up at this

00:15:08.900 after party.

00:15:11.580 We're at this after party.

00:15:12.540 It was hosted by Chainsmokers.

00:15:13.660 Great guys.

00:15:14.960 And let me back up a second here.

00:15:18.160 I'm sorry.

00:15:18.840 What the great guys are.

00:15:20.020 A couple weeks ago,

00:15:21.420 we told a story on this very podcast.

00:15:23.700 A story about a girl

00:15:25.260 that you had once had a romantic interest in,

00:15:27.920 that you had a romantic relationship with for a while.

00:15:30.160 For a while, yeah.

00:15:31.020 That we bleeped out her name,

00:15:32.980 that after you left for Puerto Rico,

00:15:35.260 ended up coming on to me a little bit.

00:15:37.620 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:15:38.120 Her name's ****. 1.00

00:15:39.240 She's a whore. 1.00

00:15:40.220 Okay, once again. 1.00

00:15:41.940 Dude.

00:15:42.540 jesus once again that part will not be heard by the public anyways we told the story here on the

00:15:50.180 show about how uh you know like maybe the idea that logan was out of the picture and uh there

00:15:54.880 was a moment where she uh took my finger and put it down her throat to show that she had no gag 0.97

00:15:59.200 reflex and all these things and said that and i said that she had offered to to perform fellatio 0.97

00:16:04.280 on me okay right pretty normal conversation for impulsive well last week uh to my detriment

00:16:13.080 i'm listening to my second favorite podcast on in the world tana mongeau uncensored classic

00:16:20.460 incredible program and uh i hear a girl by the name of brooke a friend of mine telling this story 0.96

00:16:30.060 about how one logan paul is a scumbag for leading her friend on for so long and continuously going 0.99

00:16:39.060 back and forth and leaving relationships and then getting head from blah blah all this shit about 0.99

00:16:43.240 logan but also how i was this immaculate liar and the entire story about this girl was told 0.98

00:16:50.840 to cover up the fact that i was trying to hook up with her and that it was unreciprocated

00:16:54.560 imagine my dismay

00:16:58.200 imagine my dismaying

00:17:02.680 no clapping

00:17:04.040 Mike is not

00:17:04.620 Mike is not

00:17:05.380 a liar

00:17:06.120 no hold on a sec 0.99

00:17:07.380 let's dig into this

00:17:08.920 yeah let's dig in

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00:18:24.080 It's not that big. 0.69

00:18:24.780 back to the program i was appalled appalled i mean dismay doesn't even barely barely covers

00:18:31.180 the audacity is what i would say okay so i i hear this uh you know and it's just really 0.99

00:18:38.840 fucked up that these two talk about the situation like this and mike's a fucking liar and told 1.00

00:18:43.580 everybody this story and it didn't happen like that and that's why i don't fuck with them blah 1.00

00:18:48.380 Brooke is her roommate, right? 0.99

00:18:51.040 She's a podcast co-host.

00:18:52.800 No, no, no.

00:18:53.440 But best friend of the girl for like years.

00:18:55.600 Correct, of the girl.

00:18:56.480 That's how she knows.

00:18:57.180 That's how she...

00:18:58.360 There must have been... 1.00

00:18:59.640 She must have lied.

00:19:01.000 Correct.

00:19:01.500 Well, hold on.

00:19:02.220 Let me tell you.

00:19:03.120 We don't know that it was a lie.

00:19:04.820 The girl that keeps getting bleeped out, I believe, 0.55

00:19:07.480 said to Brooke,

00:19:09.140 that story is completely untrue.

00:19:11.160 Mike had tried to DM me and hook up with me.

00:19:13.600 I didn't want to.

00:19:14.400 So he made up an elaborate backstory 1.00

00:19:16.300 like he was jrr tolkien let's see that let's see the making the next fucking hobbit let's see the 0.99

00:19:22.100 dms shut up jeff i'm telling a fucking story right now jeff goes just don't just go he goes 0.99

00:19:27.220 prove it hey my ass clinched i was like so so listen so so this whole story was made up and 1.00

00:19:34.000 fabricated right and by the way do you want to know how i how i know beyond the fact that of 0.99

00:19:38.640 course i watched tan uncensored being tagged by multiple accounts mike malak the liar strikes 1.00

00:19:44.400 again this piece of shit he may have got off crack but he's still a lying scumbag scumbag piece of 1.00

00:19:50.500 crap that was those not right now only at certain only when there's something that actually drives 1.00

00:19:57.060 but i appreciate it hey but you know what i love you guys going with your guys so just like keep 0.98

00:20:05.280 doing but i keep getting tagged in all these accounts so i'm like you know what shit are we 0.98

00:20:08.980 gonna fucking address this i text tan i say tanis is fucked up that was not a lie it was a it was 0.98

00:20:14.320 the seriousness of the situation i got people out back me up she's like well mike i don't know 0.99

00:20:17.960 so i go to this party the other night with suga and i'm excited chef and all these people

00:20:23.380 and i'm walking around making greetings talking to people so on and so forth

00:20:27.240 and i walk up to a crew of people and who do i see standing right there in front of me girl no

00:20:32.680 good old brookie brookie brookie mcbrook and i walk up and i walk up and i pause for a second

00:20:40.020 And I say, well, well, that's exactly what I said.

00:20:44.760 I said, look who we got here. 1.00

00:20:47.040 And she looked at me and it looked like a fuck. 1.00

00:20:48.960 She saw a fucking ghost, bro. 1.00

00:20:50.460 She was like, I never thought I'd see Mike out at a party in LA. 1.00

00:20:58.240 It's four in the morning.

00:20:59.400 You're the last person I thought I'd see.

00:21:00.880 I said, Brookie, Brookie,

00:21:04.360 why did you tell such an audacious story about me on the show?

00:21:09.020 and she said the following

00:21:11.900 i'm gonna take a second right now to apologize to you i made a very severe error

00:21:21.720 and i said do tell do tell brooke what kind of error are we talking about and she goes well

00:21:31.760 all right i'll just tell you you know i recorded that episode and uh i thought i had the whole

00:21:37.840 thing figured out and everything made so much sense but a couple days after the podcast aired

00:21:44.760 the guy i was talking to for the past two years came up to me and said that the same girl that 0.98

00:21:51.800 i defended wanted to let him know that she has no gag reflex she's on a fucking rampage 0.99

00:21:58.680 and put it down her throat to let everyone know or to let him know that she does not have a gag 0.99

00:22:07.220 reflex and i said well that's just a startling detail isn't it and she said listen i i feel

00:22:14.380 terrible and you know of course my virgin ears are waiting for just one one word to come out of

00:22:19.920 her mouth sorry i apologize didn't hear it that night but i said to her listen brookie i like you

00:22:26.740 i think you're a great podcast co-host you're a great person but both logan paul and myself

00:22:32.900 would be dazzled

00:22:34.880 if you were to make a public apology.

00:22:37.280 So we'll see what happens.

00:22:38.140 We'll see what happens.

00:22:38.900 We asked.

00:22:39.780 We asked.

00:22:41.200 It's surprising

00:22:42.140 that you guys are just so, like,

00:22:45.040 baffled about this girl

00:22:46.360 sticking fingers down her throats. 1.00

00:22:47.820 Jeff, you know her. 0.99

00:22:49.260 You know her.

00:22:50.080 And you've known her for a while.

00:22:51.520 And you've seen her go from

00:22:53.680 innocent little sweetheart.

00:22:56.280 So should we help her?

00:22:58.260 With what? 1.00

00:22:58.800 Fucking blowjob reshap? 1.00

00:23:00.600 The fuck does it exist, bro? 1.00

00:23:02.280 You're talking about like... 1.00

00:23:03.240 All right, honey.

00:23:04.280 You're talking...

00:23:04.800 I'm just saying.

00:23:05.220 Don't put your hands near your mouth for 31 days. 1.00

00:23:07.780 Sounds like true. 1.00

00:23:08.420 All right, we're going to wean you off cock 1.00

00:23:09.800 in this fucking rehabilitation center in Malibu. 1.00

00:23:13.220 It doesn't exist, Jeff. 1.00

00:23:14.740 I don't think it exists.

00:23:15.340 You get to get off drugs. 1.00

00:23:17.000 Why can't she get off giving... 1.00

00:23:18.660 Stick for a little bit.

00:23:22.060 I'm just asking the question.

00:23:23.100 No, no, no.

00:23:23.700 No, it's not that.

00:23:25.040 It's not that.

00:23:25.540 Like, she's a nice girl. 1.00

00:23:26.640 No, ladies. 1.00

00:23:27.500 Go suck some dick. 1.00

00:23:29.160 Go suck some dick. 1.00

00:23:29.900 Definitely your man's dick. 1.00

00:23:31.140 No, no, no. 1.00

00:23:31.500 But don't stab people that care about you in the back

00:23:34.740 That's the issue

00:23:36.060 Bro, he's my best friend

00:23:38.180 And I had like a long term 1.00

00:23:39.840 Whatever the fuck with this girl 1.00

00:23:41.620 She tried to suck his dick, that's fucked up 1.00

00:23:43.840 Her best friend and roommate 1.00

00:23:45.500 Going after her man's

00:23:47.160 Who are you? You fucking scumbag 1.00

00:23:49.920 Like yeah I'm gonna scumbag a little 1.00

00:23:51.780 I lead girls on some time here and there 0.99

00:23:53.420 But I'll never pull out a shit like that 0.99

00:23:55.040 Once again, not to get into the defense mode 0.99

00:23:56.880 But I do want to back this, I want to pump the brakes

00:23:58.740 We're getting crazy here

00:24:01.260 what like what do you think it is that's like going on and I think Jeff you were asking it's

00:24:07.360 like what is going on bro like why is it that you feel so intent on making it known that that you

00:24:15.840 that you're the the queen of Bob you're Lorena Bobbitt you know what I'm saying like what what 0.98

00:24:21.560 is it bro like yeah you know what I'm saying it's like she wants her fucking level 10 attribute in 0.99

00:24:26.640 some sort of blowjob video game like i don't know i don't know she could she could get it too though 0.99

00:24:32.220 that's the thing you told me you told me of course i don't know because i would never do something 0.96

00:24:36.340 like that to my boy well you also told me i couldn't i couldn't pull it off now man i bet

00:24:43.220 you could pull it off no i would never dude i just couldn't do that just for the just for the

00:24:46.960 story of the story just so we can the podcast out this podcast yeah i would drive her to bj rehab

00:24:53.000 though in dune point point dune where is it where is it i mean so anyways uh you know brookie tana

00:25:02.840 love you guys sucks that i had to go down like that but uh i'll never talk to you guys again 0.76

00:25:07.460 i blocked you both on instagram jake made 45 million dollars crazy amazing youtube's youtube's 0.91

00:25:13.720 number two most paid influencer wow it's crazy man it's a lot of money much more than i made

00:25:23.660 according to that list yeah you were way down double i was number nine how i i've been meaning 0.99

00:25:29.020 to ask you since the list came out how does it feel to be a fucking loser yeah like you bro like 0.98

00:25:35.520 unreal i know how far down you what what number was it nine i might as well not have even been 0.99

00:25:41.620 on the list it's bad it's real bad how do you get out of bed in the doesn't do youtube i got 0.97

00:25:45.820 ripped off the fucking pokemon cards too if floyd if floyd paid me in full maybe i'd be a little 0.99

00:25:53.620 higher on that list you know but yeah the fucking pokemon cards too three and a half million dollars 1.00

00:25:58.940 on some gi joes three and a half million dollars on fucking gi joe i cannot believe it that was a 0.99

00:26:04.080 sad day that was a very sad day we should we should talk about this a little bit because i 0.93

00:26:08.340 think there's gonna be a little bit deeper of a story here yeah you can't just you can't just

00:26:12.060 scam someone out of out of millions of millions of millions of dollars like that right without

00:26:17.120 legal consequences i mean what contract did they sign no there's got oh man i don't know i don't

00:26:23.600 know what's like what goes down to a judge or anything because because by the way it looks like

00:26:28.140 it looks like we have the group of people who are actively doing this and are like scammers

00:26:33.100 they just didn't assume

00:26:34.800 that I was going to get the box.

00:26:36.520 I was going to get the box.

00:26:37.900 Now this can go further.

00:26:40.240 If it was just one person

00:26:41.500 and he was like,

00:26:42.580 yo, I did a deal

00:26:43.300 and like here it is.

00:26:44.840 Yeah, there's fraud.

00:26:45.660 It's definitely fraud.

00:26:46.560 It's a whole thing.

00:26:47.560 It's crazy.

00:26:48.480 I was wondering

00:26:49.560 why I was never asked

00:26:52.000 to buy that box.

00:26:53.220 Of course not.

00:26:54.180 Knowing how much

00:26:55.120 I care about Pokemon,

00:26:56.180 the fact that the box

00:26:57.160 made its way around me,

00:26:58.780 I was surprised.

00:26:59.540 Too much heat.

00:27:00.760 Especially because

00:27:01.560 the broker

00:27:02.480 had sold me something in the past he knows me he knows he knows my interest in pokemon and yet it 0.95

00:27:08.240 skirted me they didn't want to get it to me because i was the only one who had the balls 0.77

00:27:11.880 to fucking open the case or to televise it everything i mean it's an l and i'm not afraid 0.99

00:27:18.040 to say it's a fat fucking l uh it's not an l for you like well i will say this i will say this matt 0.99

00:27:23.700 the guy who sold it to me stand up guy stand up guy he reimbursed me paid in full um he's a great 0.99

00:27:28.820 guy's he's a massive sports card collector but him chasing his 2.7 million helping him you know

00:27:33.080 yeah we're trying we're trying to get all the information we can because again it's a whole

00:27:36.160 thing people have suggested making like a documentary out of well i was gonna ask you i

00:27:39.640 usually i i know people don't always know what goes on behind the scenes but i'm usually pretty

00:27:43.740 up to like speed on the things that are going on in your life like yeah you guys both of you keep

00:27:48.960 me even though we don't live together anymore keep me pretty in in tune with what's happening

00:27:52.560 and honestly when that happened i had no idea and i reached out to logan and i said no idea of what

00:27:57.680 Of any of it.

00:27:58.420 I had no idea that he had bought it.

00:27:59.460 I knew the case was bought, but I didn't know, like, he bought it without seeing it.

00:28:03.660 I didn't know any of that stuff.

00:28:04.680 So I hit him up, and I said, like, can I be completely honest with you?

00:28:08.500 I thought it was for content, dude.

00:28:10.480 So did Jake.

00:28:11.360 I honestly did.

00:28:13.220 I thought it was all made up.

00:28:14.960 I see comments that they think I was acting.

00:28:18.200 They think it's fake.

00:28:19.500 But it's not.

00:28:20.460 No, not fake at all.

00:28:21.680 No, the guy that he bought it from is one of the most reliable people in the collectible space.

00:28:27.040 Got it, got it.

00:28:27.420 No, it's not fake at all.

00:28:28.420 It's 100% real.

00:28:29.260 The room, yo, being in that room that night

00:28:32.020 was incredibly, incredibly sad.

00:28:35.540 The energy and the tragic feeling in the room

00:28:38.900 was so palpable.

00:28:40.120 There was a female there. 0.69

00:28:41.960 She was a fellow employee of the authentication company.

00:28:44.920 She started crying.

00:28:47.100 She started crying.

00:28:47.620 It was so sad, bro.

00:28:49.100 And I felt bad for the guy.

00:28:51.280 I did too.

00:28:52.840 Opening the case.

00:28:53.920 Yeah, who opened the case.

00:28:54.780 And verified it. 1.00

00:28:55.500 You got no business authenticating shit 0.99

00:28:57.220 when people are dropping multiple multiple millions of dollars like i i don't i don't have 0.99

00:29:01.140 sympathy in that regard like you you how many boxes i watched i watched all the videos one of

00:29:05.720 the smartest things that was said was the more cases or the more uh packaging that's on top of

00:29:11.700 the actual product is the way in which they could cheat you so you can see the first edition box

00:29:18.260 with the colors you could see right away that's a real box or not pretty much like you or people

00:29:25.000 that know it when there's a cardboard box on top of it you just don't know what's inside well plus

00:29:30.860 the bbce seal that's the reason you buy the box because bbce a reputable authentication he shouldn't 0.98

00:29:38.280 have authenticated a cardboard box no he should open it he should i can't authenticate a fucking 0.88

00:29:45.700 cardboard that makes no sense it seems like the also the videos in on that mike mike you haven't 0.95

00:29:51.020 been in is there a chance no shut up jeff i'm drawing up drama right now is there a chance that

00:29:55.680 there was some sort of collusion like the russian paid off absolutely that makes sense absolutely

00:30:00.900 because it was too easy for the people online and one of those guys to be like this is why it's 0.99

00:30:07.080 wrong and this is why it's wrong and this is why it's wrong and i'm like damn you're fucking like 0.96

00:30:11.740 fbi like he's sharp his name is rattle pokemon i i sent him a thank you i also offered to send 0.99

00:30:17.800 him some prime as like a like a little bit of it he refused to accept it he goes i'm not doing this

00:30:22.340 for money bro i was like prime or the money that i said it's not money i just like to send you some

00:30:27.400 product like as like a little gesture and and so we're gonna send him some prime we finally got

00:30:31.840 him to break but he's like a great guy who again without one guy when i got sent his video that

00:30:37.660 said uh you know this this box could be fake it had 2 000 views like he didn't make it for the

00:30:44.420 glory he did it for he also had to help there were other people that he quoted like hey this

00:30:49.740 person helped me identify this section yeah it was cool dude i watched he's i watched like 20

00:30:55.660 minutes 30 minutes of his video i did not think it was gonna be fake dude i did not think you

00:30:59.740 didn't think it was gonna be fake i didn't think it was gonna be i thought after that video i was

00:31:02.260 like there's definitely that this it's questionable i watched 15 seconds of it and said i'm not gonna

00:31:08.320 concern myself with this headache i watched all of it you watched four that was a 40 minute video

00:31:12.920 all of it two videos you watch both two videos yeah holy shit i was like yo is this real like 0.90

00:31:19.000 you just got con for 3.5 i am also confused who clacks plates for that long i think they're 0.98

00:31:23.620 playing yeah fucking handle it bro before i do please no because i'll handle it it's gonna be 0.95

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00:32:04.680 800-889-9789 back to the program i think this is a great time to let everybody know that i was 0.52

00:32:10.560 really really fucked up on red bull for like a good part of this podcast and i was hearing 0.75

00:32:14.700 red bull i'm not kidding i had no sleep last night and i was trying everything to pull together 0.93

00:32:20.500 but he kept saying you're grinning is because i was like i'm about to pass out so i was just

00:32:24.360 sitting here like smiling and i was like dude i can't pass out on an airplane and on the podcast

00:32:28.640 i go i don't want to be that guy but like when you guys start talking about pokemon my blood

00:32:33.180 started cooling off and i feel good now so i'm back i'm glad my trauma is good for you george

00:32:37.900 i'm glad i'm glad my tragic box break george what took you 30 minutes to actually say that though

00:32:43.980 i was counting the heartbeats i was like okay you know that used to happen sometimes i would

00:32:48.620 sweat who told you not to buy pokemon cards this guy you said you wanted to catch them all i said

00:32:53.120 don't do that he's done very well with pokemon cards george you're also the same guy that said

00:32:57.400 you're gonna buy these crypto things crypto punks i still follow through with that give me 10 to 20

00:33:04.360 years and let the irs step in and then i'm gonna be like i'm gonna be like this what nft did you

00:33:10.780 guys have huh hey fungible tokens george what happens when there's no irs in that amount of

00:33:16.200 time oh you're getting deported jokes aside jokes aside um the the use case for nfts became so much

00:33:27.400 more exemplary and obvious after i got scammed out of a fake pokemon box a physical product was

00:33:34.500 not what i what i what i bought that will not happen with non-fungible tokens that's the point

00:33:40.140 of the technology it's verification it's digital it's verification of digital assets so so do you

00:33:45.000 believe that there would have been a verification of that box of of physical cards or are you

00:33:51.060 talking about simply in the digital world i'm saying the use case of nfts if it's not becoming 0.98

00:33:55.140 more and more obvious to people like like okay we're getting tricked because dick butts and 1.00

00:34:00.200 like fucking these dumb ass nfts that i'm even buying i said cats but i buy some dumb ass nfts 1.00

00:34:07.320 bro i have money in crypto solely for experimentation because i'm good at making 1.00

00:34:11.300 it with other shit i know bro my world of women collection is vast that project is 0.60

00:34:16.280 i'm pissed because i was not in i told all of you i wasn't included in that text group no 0.95

00:34:23.920 that's what happens

00:34:25.020 how many did you buy

00:34:25.860 I missed out

00:34:26.380 I bought 42 1.00

00:34:27.520 you're fucking 1.00

00:34:29.480 42 1.00

00:34:30.460 let me run through this 0.99

00:34:32.440 I'm fucking Jeff 0.99

00:34:33.840 let me run through this 0.99

00:34:34.900 42 at what strike price

00:34:36.700 what did you get it at

00:34:38.320 total

00:34:39.100 I dropped about 800k 0.95

00:34:41.060 total in World of Women 0.95

00:34:42.340 you sold one

00:34:43.120 and I sold one the other day

00:34:44.480 for 735

00:34:44.940 so now you have 40 left

00:34:46.020 yes 0.97

00:34:46.380 un-fucking-real 0.97

00:34:47.620 all 38 0.98

00:34:48.340 all by the way

00:34:49.080 see how

00:34:49.560 the most reason I'm pissed

00:34:50.900 is because when you got into Pokemon

00:34:52.320 I bought a box 0.97

00:34:53.420 i was like i'm fucking following him i would have fucking had it ready ready for this he bought 0.96

00:34:58.560 him we we all bought a couple at around two eath you bought him probably a little bit lower than 0.97

00:35:03.600 that i paid a little more two eath he got no i still have mine okay how do you feel he has he

00:35:12.060 has 38 world of women left purchased at two eath a piece you know what the floor was upon starting

00:35:17.900 to film this show don't take a guess 12 not too far off yeah 15 not too far 15 do do the math

00:35:24.960 it's like it's like 1.3 million in in wow i got one that i told you guys to buy it's growing

00:35:30.440 oh yeah don't say that i wouldn't i wouldn't but but but but okay this is what i'm saying like

00:35:35.320 like it's becoming more and more obvious to me that verification which turns out sometimes to

00:35:42.860 be real fucking hard in real life with with with assets like pokemon cards for example is super

00:35:48.200 important they've been doing this for a long time a lot of counterfeit has been happening um clothing 0.76

00:35:53.560 has it so in some of the actual tags they have like rfd chips you can scan and then say hey this

00:35:59.320 is verified that this is a louis vuitton bag or a chanel bag like real product so yeah of course

00:36:06.340 you need that it's it's it's i'm telling you it's a thing i'll keep harping on it stop making fun

00:36:10.820 of nfts people like yo it's it is important technology and uh i think it's become more

00:36:15.420 and more prominent in our that's also just one part of it one part there's so much about it

00:36:20.500 agree it's amazing i think i think uh uh this will be the year of the dao the decentralized

00:36:25.700 autonomous organization dac dac decentralized autonomous community whatever you want to call it 0.89

00:36:30.660 uh the dao the nft and and web3 progress speaking of women can i tell no shit 0.96

00:36:38.220 Sherlock 0.98

00:36:38.720 absolutely

00:36:39.860 sorry 1.00

00:36:41.100 he called you stupid 0.99

00:36:42.900 I'm happy those two 1.00

00:36:43.880 are together

00:36:44.260 over there

00:36:44.780 it's like

00:36:45.200 it's like

00:36:45.540 no wonder

00:36:46.240 he's like

00:36:47.080 I look at him

00:36:48.260 and it's like

00:36:49.720 my

00:36:50.040 my

00:36:50.980 I

00:36:51.200 I don't like how much

00:36:52.320 saliva is in your teeth bro

00:36:53.840 Logan 1.00

00:36:54.580 like suck in 1.00

00:36:55.380 yes of course 0.99

00:36:56.260 what do you mean

00:36:56.680 not everyone knows that

00:36:57.940 the whole world

00:36:59.160 no no

00:36:59.660 Jeff

00:37:00.080 what

00:37:00.680 you are in a bubble

00:37:02.440 bro

00:37:02.940 trust me

00:37:03.780 how do you feel now

00:37:04.380 trust me

00:37:05.400 I feel like I'm in a bubble

00:37:06.080 I think

00:37:06.800 listen to me

00:37:08.520 Listen to me.

00:37:09.400 I have a theory. 0.95

00:37:10.060 This is going to get fucking deep, right? 0.88

00:37:12.420 I think every single human being on this planet 0.66

00:37:15.080 should make every move that they do

00:37:17.420 or every business endeavor or goal

00:37:19.040 or anything they want to achieve

00:37:20.100 with the metaverse and Web3 in the back of their mind.

00:37:23.460 I think it's going to be a gold mine.

00:37:26.400 It is so untapped,

00:37:27.360 and the potential as of now is limitless

00:37:29.340 because no one knows how it's going to work

00:37:32.160 or what's going to work in this space.

00:37:33.940 humans our species are very simple creatures we have a hard time seeing past the now i try to live

00:37:43.640 i'm i believe mentally i'm i'm creating two years ahead of of the present the more and more i do

00:37:52.640 this and the better i get at creating for a space or a world that doesn't exist yet i'll be able to

00:37:58.460 three years four years five years elon musk is about 10 years uh in the future further further

00:38:03.960 right like he's he's way down the line but it's really hard for us to imagine that one day a

00:38:10.940 hundred percent people's digital lives will be worth more than their physical lives and people

00:38:15.380 will not want to take off those heads it's good to hear you say this because you've always been

00:38:19.320 a present person where you could only see because you had to like create for the moment and the next

00:38:25.060 day like you had to like be on top of it that you couldn't take time to zoom out there's a guy

00:38:30.300 named ray curzwell who's a major futurist inventor he invents things that the technology doesn't even

00:38:37.580 exist that's what i'm trying to do where technology has to catch up yeah to make the things that he

00:38:42.400 already wrote down and already has trademarked he's the head of innovation now for google it's

00:38:47.220 so this stuff is all i think about it drives me fucking crazy and it's so exciting to me because 0.81

00:38:51.480 I'm a creator 0.84

00:38:52.380 but I'm growing up

00:38:53.680 and like

00:38:54.220 I like making YouTube content

00:38:55.340 and I put out

00:38:55.820 a couple YouTube videos

00:38:56.580 both trended number one

00:38:57.920 that felt good

00:38:58.900 claps

00:38:59.360 come on

00:39:00.680 what are you

00:39:01.720 sleeping right there

00:39:02.660 you know

00:39:03.220 I'm getting

00:39:04.040 I'm getting

00:39:04.980 pretty good at

00:39:06.260 storytelling

00:39:06.740 me and Hayden

00:39:07.320 got a good thing

00:39:08.000 going on bro

00:39:08.420 we got good back and forth

00:39:09.520 are you gonna get back

00:39:10.280 into posting regularly

00:39:11.380 no no no

00:39:12.000 but if I have a story

00:39:12.880 that's worthy

00:39:14.100 of being told on YouTube

00:39:15.700 yeah

00:39:15.980 because you gave a bunch 1.00

00:39:17.160 of fucking low gangsters 1.00

00:39:18.280 boners bro 1.00

00:39:19.120 like fucking raging 1.00

00:39:20.620 rock hard boners 1.00

00:39:21.220 Dude, the low gang lives on, brother. 1.00

00:39:23.140 What, women boners? 1.00

00:39:24.320 The low gang lives on. 1.00

00:39:24.860 You don't think females can get boners, Jeff? 0.99

00:39:27.500 Don't be sexist, Jeff. 0.98

00:39:28.240 Don't be sexist.

00:39:29.140 I'm saying the range of intelligence we get to.

00:39:32.940 Like, you know what I mean? 0.99

00:39:33.340 Like, we talk about some shit that people are like, yeah. 1.00

00:39:35.620 And then you're like, lady boners. 1.00

00:39:37.000 Like, how the fuck? 0.99

00:39:38.280 How does it get here? 0.99

00:39:39.940 Well, George, you call it out.

00:39:42.060 You want to talk about, you know, syllopsism today?

00:39:45.460 Solipsism?

00:39:45.880 You want to talk about the horizon theory?

00:39:46.840 I don't like talking about things I can't pronounce.

00:39:48.500 No, no, but I'm saying, like, what do you want to talk?

00:39:49.880 Where do you want to go?

00:39:50.460 Do you want to go to the highest?

00:39:51.800 Guys, George is moving.

00:39:54.620 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:39:55.020 No, no, no. 1.00

00:39:56.040 Jeff, shut up. 1.00

00:39:57.040 Jeff, shut up. 1.00

00:39:57.760 Wait, actually, you know, on that note, can we swap Jeffs? 0.99

00:40:00.960 Oh, I like that.

00:40:01.820 That's what you get, Jeff.

00:40:02.900 Thank you, Jeff.

00:40:03.800 Actually, Jeff, hand on the phone.

00:40:05.560 I like you, Jeff.

00:40:06.100 Next time you learn.

00:40:07.240 It's cool.

00:40:07.860 It's for the program.

00:40:08.420 Give me your phone.

00:40:09.400 We're using it as the sexy Jeffs coming in now.

00:40:11.640 Hey, Jeff. 1.00

00:40:12.540 Damn. 0.99

00:40:13.340 They both got the same texture jacket. 0.99

00:40:15.020 The collective of this looks of this group just went up by about 50 points, bro.

00:40:19.220 Jeff, can I ask you why you just stole my drink

00:40:21.160 and drank it in front of me?

00:40:24.240 Oh, you like that?

00:40:25.840 Ah, it makes the eye grow back.

00:40:29.940 Yo.

00:40:30.420 If that doesn't sell.

00:40:31.440 You guys paying attention?

00:40:32.980 We gotta stop smoking weed.

00:40:35.240 Look at him, get him.

00:40:36.520 See him, he's got a problem. 1.00

00:40:37.860 Look at his, the one on the left's face is fucking stupid. 1.00

00:40:40.820 They're living three years ahead in the future. 1.00

00:40:42.880 We're three years behind.

00:40:45.200 No more weed.

00:40:46.460 He's right, he's right, boys.

00:40:47.720 He's right, boys.

00:40:48.220 It's clear.

00:40:48.700 it's clear on this side

00:40:49.540 this is why I'm talking

00:40:50.180 so fast

00:40:50.640 I'm thinking about

00:40:51.240 living in the future

00:40:52.320 like it's

00:40:53.540 I'm on to something

00:40:54.440 I'm on to something boys

00:40:55.360 or

00:40:55.840 crack cocaine

00:40:56.400 or

00:40:56.900 it's a gateway drug

00:41:00.060 this is why I'm talking

00:41:02.300 really fast guys

00:41:02.820 once you get to that step

00:41:04.080 you want to get

00:41:04.560 to the next step

00:41:05.160 and that's chapter 4

00:41:06.380 with Mike

00:41:06.900 I'm going to go

00:41:10.080 to the bathroom

00:41:10.620 real quick

00:41:10.980 you take it away

00:41:11.780 I got to make myself

00:41:12.840 throw up a little bit

00:41:13.820 he was asleep

00:41:15.620 30 minutes ago 1.00

00:41:16.300 get the fuck out of here 0.98

00:41:17.260 wait actually 0.99

00:41:17.960 why is he laughing

00:41:19.880 remember that time

00:41:20.700 I went to the bathroom

00:41:21.440 that time

00:41:21.840 remember episode one

00:41:23.020 yeah

00:41:23.300 I went to the bathroom

00:41:24.280 he's having a panic attack

00:41:25.640 oh he's actually

00:41:26.180 having a little thing

00:41:26.840 look these up

00:41:28.240 buy these things

00:41:28.960 I want them

00:41:30.240 they're sharp

00:41:31.000 Jeff Weddick

00:41:31.680 welcome back to the show

00:41:32.540 brother

00:41:32.840 Park City, Utah

00:41:34.140 last time I was here

00:41:35.340 it was a lot

00:41:35.780 different circumstances

00:41:36.820 I cried the whole time

00:41:38.120 you know

00:41:38.660 it was lame

00:41:39.620 delete that episode

00:41:41.080 your accident

00:41:41.560 took place here

00:41:42.320 oh yeah yeah

00:41:43.740 now I came back 0.99

00:41:44.700 to fucking conquer 0.99

00:41:45.620 the lake 0.99

00:41:46.160 and all the cranes 0.96

00:41:47.240 That fucked my brain up 1.00

00:41:49.100 Yeah, fuck those cranes 1.00

00:41:51.060 Fuck the cranes 1.00

00:41:51.720 You want to go blow up a crane? 1.00

00:41:53.580 So full transparency, Jeff

00:41:55.360 Before we came out here

00:41:56.820 I was out with the entire squad the other night

00:41:59.840 David, Scott, like all of them

00:42:02.260 Yeah

00:42:02.680 Natalie, everybody

00:42:03.500 They seemed kind of upset

00:42:07.420 That they weren't able to get the job done

00:42:09.100 Completely 0.96

00:42:09.860 They wanted me dead 0.94

00:42:11.020 100%

00:42:11.680 And I told them that I was bringing you back here 1.00

00:42:13.960 And they got this twinkle in their fucking eye 0.99

00:42:16.120 Maybe this is the time it actually happens 0.99

00:42:18.660 Finish your job

00:42:19.580 What do you think?

00:42:21.660 You want to go stop by the lake?

00:42:24.260 I mean it could be a good experience for me

00:42:26.320 Maybe I gotta let go

00:42:28.300 Go over there and

00:42:29.540 See that lake again

00:42:31.300 It's been a year and a half

00:42:33.200 Perfect vision ever since I started drinking Prime

00:42:35.700 2020 baby

00:42:39.160 I'm back

00:42:40.420 Hold our fingers over there

00:42:42.220 Give me some finger tests 1.00

00:42:43.320 yo shut the fuck up 1.00

00:42:46.460 shut up 1.00

00:42:47.660 shut away here one fucking sound 1.00

00:42:50.700 for 20 more fucking 1.00

00:42:52.480 shut the fuck up 1.00

00:42:53.920 shut up 1.00

00:42:57.320 it's gotta be tough bro 0.98

00:42:59.480 it's gotta be tough

00:43:00.800 let me be honest

00:43:01.360 you got no respect bro

00:43:03.800 this is the only thing that's different this time

00:43:05.840 every other time we've shot a podcast on a trip

00:43:08.520 it's always been a house that you paid for

00:43:10.320 on this particular trip they threw in

00:43:12.660 so it makes me

00:43:13.760 it's just

00:43:14.240 but also

00:43:15.000 but also 0.99

00:43:15.440 shut the fuck up 0.99

00:43:16.180 they chipped 1.00

00:43:16.660 they chipped in money

00:43:17.580 you told me how to split it

00:43:18.520 with you 50-50 0.99

00:43:19.160 shut up Jeff 0.98

00:43:19.920 before I take out 1.00

00:43:20.660 your other fucking 0.99

00:43:21.260 okay 1.00

00:43:22.320 okay cool it

00:43:23.460 cool it

00:43:23.980 let's get back to the topic

00:43:25.500 go ahead

00:43:25.840 yo Mike tried to get me to throw it

00:43:27.080 I go Mike I'm there for five hours

00:43:28.480 he goes come on bro

00:43:29.100 I just prorated it

00:43:30.620 1650

00:43:31.480 so what

00:43:32.920 it's gonna cost you $17

00:43:34.020 I go Mike I don't even have a bedroom

00:43:35.220 he goes

00:43:35.660 you don't now 1.00

00:43:36.360 I go what the fuck Mike 1.00

00:43:37.440 I never had one 1.00

00:43:38.340 you know me bro

00:43:41.700 you know me

00:43:42.220 you're a funny guy go ahead bro um what was i talking about let's not do the finger test

00:43:47.860 they're too far away okay that was pretty yeah talking about prime field dry oh prime is great

00:43:53.100 it's actually delicious man no way that stuff doesn't have like a bunch of sugar in it it

00:43:57.400 tastes like those quarter waters when i don't know you mike you grew up back you know in in

00:44:02.120 new york in the hood you had the quarter water smoking crack heroin sucking off you know what

00:44:06.540 you got to do to get money and a quarter for one of those juices and they were delicious but that

00:44:11.660 was just sugar yeah we got two grams now we're in the future and we have all types of uh healthy

00:44:17.500 ingredients that can make those flavors it's unbelievable it's crazy stuff it's really great

00:44:21.420 jeff i appreciate you plugging me my product how do you not i gotta ask you this jeff i don't think

00:44:26.140 i've ever met a man who was able to make i don't think i've ever met a man in general to be honest

00:44:31.480 with you but i don't think i've ever met a man who was able to make women swoon you know what

00:44:36.240 that word means jeff yeah how are you single buddy like how why do you why do you get in your 0.99

00:44:42.120 early 30s you're getting older and shit you don't want to lock down like a little model or something 1.00

00:44:46.760 um i mean mike you're a fucking hypocrite bro asking that question you're 37 you're way older 1.00

00:44:53.260 than me yours is my choice he's asking to figure it out years ahead of me and i don't know i was 1.00

00:44:59.260 in a relationship for a bit it didn't work out now you know i'll figure it out i gotta get my 0.99

00:45:03.720 I just got my fucking vision back. 0.97

00:45:05.720 You want me to bring a girl into this world? 1.00

00:45:07.720 So your head's fucking, speaking of head, 1.00

00:45:09.720 you told me earlier today 1.00

00:45:11.720 that you once got head from .

00:45:13.720 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:45:15.720 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:45:17.720 Is that true? Is that true?

00:45:19.720 Is that true? We'll believe the name.

00:45:21.720 Is that true?

00:45:23.720 Yeah, but I don't want to say that.

00:45:25.720 That's fire. We'll believe the name.

00:45:27.720 You fucking, dude, you can't. Please. 1.00

00:45:29.720 No, that's dope, Jack.

00:45:31.720 No, Jack, that's dope. And then also,

00:45:33.720 Listen, I want you to know this.

00:45:36.140 I thought we were talking about investments 0.99

00:45:37.700 and fucking NFTs, bro. 1.00

00:45:39.560 When you call me or hit me with fucking blowjobs 1.00

00:45:41.500 in the bathroom when I was 19. 1.00

00:45:43.240 I want you to know this from the bottom of my heart.

00:45:45.040 Had a Thursday at her house with wine.

00:45:47.280 He used to keep going.

00:45:49.120 It was 8 o'clock.

00:45:50.780 I go, oh, goodbye.

00:45:51.440 Maybe the bathroom is a better place for you.

00:45:53.060 I do a lot of content with you, Jeff.

00:45:55.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:57.480 Listen to me.

00:45:58.120 I do a lot of content with you.

00:45:59.340 Yeah.

00:45:59.980 Your podcast, your bar shop.

00:46:02.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:03.340 Every time I go on one of your shows, 0.81

00:46:04.840 you make sure there's fresh heroin needles as gags.

00:46:08.260 You make sure there's bags of white substances as gags.

00:46:11.040 You ask my girlfriend if she likes getting railed on camera.

00:46:13.780 I want to give the people what they want, Mike.

00:46:15.480 Just hear me out.

00:46:17.080 When you come on this particular program,

00:46:20.300 you're in the lines then, buddy. 0.99

00:46:21.640 You get absolutely no fucking sympathy here. 1.00

00:46:23.480 I will ask you whatever the fuck I want. 0.99

00:46:24.920 Let me take this moment to announce that I now have equity of impulsive. 0.99

00:46:29.120 Mike actually-

00:46:30.120 It took me a year.

00:46:31.340 He was using again, and he was low on dough,

00:46:35.180 so he offered up some of his shares.

00:46:38.680 So, yeah, now I'm a part of this show,

00:46:40.420 and I'm excited, man.

00:46:41.980 I think it's going to be great, you know?

00:46:43.400 That's fantastic.

00:46:44.660 Yeah, thanks, guys.

00:46:45.780 George is great, too, man.

00:46:46.920 This guy was knocked out cold a half hour ago.

00:46:49.280 I thought we were going to have to wake him up.

00:46:50.380 Dude, I had a lot of Red Bull.

00:46:52.200 It's just weird that it would have that effect.

00:46:54.140 Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.

00:46:55.920 I just kept pounding because my eyes are closing,

00:46:59.040 but they're up now. 1.00

00:46:59.780 Do you know, uh, do you know, do you know I've taken a little break from women? 0.98

00:47:03.920 You know, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, uh, well, that's not true entirely. 0.99

00:47:07.060 Yeah.

00:47:07.200 I was just going to say, I mean, it's just crazy to hear you just absolutely lie.

00:47:10.300 Bro, bro, bro. 1.00

00:47:11.340 Tana, you see this shit? 1.00

00:47:12.660 That was a fucking lie. 1.00

00:47:13.860 You want to talk about this on your podcast? 1.00

00:47:15.360 Talk about this shit. 1.00

00:47:16.100 No, no, no. 1.00

00:47:16.480 Okay.

00:47:16.800 So I, I've developed.

00:47:17.920 Like, where are you going with this?

00:47:18.820 Okay.

00:47:19.100 It's one of those, no, one really quickly.

00:47:20.640 It's one of those ones again, where you say something where you're actively lying in real time. 0.98

00:47:25.780 Like, I took a little break from girls. 0.93

00:47:27.140 No, no, no, no, no. 0.52

00:47:27.400 He flew a girl probably here with him.

00:47:29.900 No, no. 0.93

00:47:30.460 She flew in separate.

00:47:32.500 Bro, how about this?

00:47:33.820 Upstairs?

00:47:34.680 Ten minutes ago.

00:47:35.800 Ten minutes ago, Logan, right before we started shooting the podcast.

00:47:38.200 You know what's different about Impulsive? 0.96

00:47:39.500 We keep it fucking real. 0.98

00:47:42.660 Guys, no, I corrected myself. 0.98

00:47:45.480 It's not lying if you correct yourself.

00:47:48.120 But yeah, I lied.

00:47:49.300 I lie all the time on my podcast.

00:47:50.960 50% of what I say in my podcast lies.

00:47:52.560 What were you going to say?

00:47:53.240 No, I've rearranged my priorities a bit.

00:47:55.100 they've they've they've dropped a couple rungs on the priority ladder because of you know i talked 0.99

00:48:00.120 about it in stad fucking some hooli-dooli shit some lion shit just so just it's just time it's 0.99

00:48:06.340 a time energy thing and um so you know i'm spending time in puerto rico minding my business um and 0.99

00:48:13.600 all of a sudden a girl who i had dm'd years ago baddie

00:48:20.080 who left me unseen i think i actually had to unsend it i was very embarrassed

00:48:26.560 you're that guy you have a message request from logan paul nothing there i am there's nothing

00:48:33.480 there it's just no it's just blank space so you send me nothing no because it's worse because

00:48:38.120 then now it's up to their imagination i got in a relationship and i didn't want her like 0.97

00:48:41.720 screenshotting or some shit like so unsend unsend fuck that good cover up but you know 1.00

00:48:46.140 There's a timestamp 0.99

00:48:46.980 I know

00:48:48.380 I know

00:48:48.800 But 0.55

00:48:49.060 You're a male 0.99

00:48:49.840 Hooly Dooley 0.99

00:48:50.520 What?

00:48:51.860 I'm kidding 0.99

00:48:52.240 I'm all fucked up 0.98

00:48:53.280 On Red Gold 1.00

00:48:53.900 You drunk ass 0.99

00:48:54.820 Red Gold 1.00

00:48:55.320 I'm not drunk or high

00:48:56.260 Stop spreading these

00:48:57.260 False accusations

00:48:58.220 I'm gonna have to

00:48:58.940 Use violence over here

00:48:59.940 To keep everybody in check

00:49:00.920 100%

00:49:01.400 Hey guess what

00:49:02.000 We've never

00:49:02.500 Well

00:49:02.760 We've gotten violent

00:49:04.000 Mike and I have gotten violent

00:49:05.040 He threw a chair at me

00:49:06.140 Oh yeah

00:49:06.660 He threw a chair at me

00:49:07.240 He threw a big metal chair at me

00:49:09.080 Used a weapon

00:49:09.760 It was in response

00:49:10.880 To a shove

00:49:11.680 I shoved them 0.55

00:49:12.320 I shoved them very hard

00:49:13.940 We're in Miami 0.99

00:49:15.620 and some shit happened. 0.98

00:49:17.600 Oh, yeah? 0.99

00:49:18.180 It was wearing tight corners.

00:49:18.880 How long ago was this?

00:49:20.080 Was that when you put that in?

00:49:21.060 It was the first time

00:49:22.080 I ever had intercourse with my ex.

00:49:24.820 Oh, yeah?

00:49:25.820 Wait, hold on.

00:49:26.720 I guess, dude. 1.00

00:49:27.700 Fuck it, bro. 1.00

00:49:28.200 You guys put a pin in the girl's story, 1.00

00:49:30.360 in the woman's story,

00:49:31.000 because that's funny. 1.00

00:49:31.540 All right, fuck it. 1.00

00:49:32.240 Here we go. 1.00

00:49:33.620 Me and Logan,

00:49:35.460 I don't even know how to tell this properly.

00:49:37.060 Me and Logan,

00:49:37.700 we decided we're going to...

00:49:38.780 Why were we split?

00:49:39.520 We were poor.

00:49:40.480 Were we poor at the time?

00:49:41.700 No, we were homies.

00:49:42.500 We were just friends.

00:49:43.040 We were just homies.

00:49:43.580 We're going to split a room in Miami

00:49:44.860 Logan was never poor

00:49:46.060 as long as I know 1.00

00:49:46.640 that's what poor people do

00:49:47.860 I can't afford a burger 0.87

00:49:50.420 but you want to

00:49:51.000 split this Hyatt with me 0.99

00:49:52.980 what the fuck is wrong 1.00

00:49:54.240 with you Mike 1.00

00:49:54.740 all the medium class people 1.00

00:49:59.020 hate the fuck out of you 1.00

00:49:59.960 brother like 1.00

00:50:00.340 what the fuck 1.00

00:50:01.180 you mean poor people 1.00

00:50:02.100 I split you with my parents 0.97

00:50:03.220 and go to Disneyland 1.00

00:50:03.720 you fucking asshole 1.00

00:50:05.460 it was a joke 1.00

00:50:06.380 it was a joke

00:50:07.160 but we split this room

00:50:08.540 for I think it was

00:50:09.720 for one of the fights

00:50:10.380 I think it was for like

00:50:10.940 Jake's fight

00:50:11.340 we're in Miami

00:50:11.900 and tight quarters man

00:50:14.300 and by the way no no doors on the bed no doors no doors and uh this was at a time when i i i 0.82

00:50:21.200 thought uh lana was gonna be the kind of girl that could travel in groups and kind of be cool 0.88

00:50:25.660 hanging out during parties and stuff found out later she's not really cool in that kind of crowd 0.98

00:50:29.580 she likes her space and to just be on her own so you know we're tucked into these tight quarters

00:50:34.680 and and me and her had never hooked up we'd never done it dude and it had been it had been over two

00:50:42.340 weeks bro and i was starting to get i wanted to do it bro because i really was putting a lot of

00:50:47.020 work into this relationship and i was i was excited i'll be completely honest with that i

00:50:50.440 was excited to have sex with with lana rhodes i know were you in love at this point were you just 0.87

00:50:54.680 like i'm kidding i'm kidding no i don't know maybe george maybe i don't know i just want to 0.92

00:50:59.520 know i want to be there yeah yeah i was i had intense feelings she had intense feelings but 0.91

00:51:03.380 i think we were both trying to like play it cool plus we're just in this fucked up situation 0.76

00:51:06.360 so you know uh uh we we're in the room one day it's probably like six seven o'clock 0.89

00:51:12.880 and we get under the covers there's some hanky panky some grabbing going on things are getting 0.96

00:51:18.360 all fucking gushy and lovey and all that stuff and i'm like yo this is the fucking one dude 0.99

00:51:22.440 and i feel it dude my the blood flow is throbbing through my penis bro i'm under the shoes kicking 0.99

00:51:28.620 i'm under the fucking covers bro and i start to i i get the green light she talks to her legal 0.99

00:51:35.520 team whatever it is she has to do she gets the contract signed i get the green light dude 0.98

00:51:39.460 slide the thing in there things are going fucking great i'm i'm i'm you know i got the i got the 0.86

00:51:47.220 good stroke going and i i hear like some rustling some some ruffling and it ain't it ain't it ain't 0.77

00:51:53.280 the ruffling that i'm trying to hear if you know what i mean there's some sort of intruder someone

00:51:56.660 someone's come and knocking to see what's what's a rocking if you know what i'm saying i look around 0.98

00:52:01.880 first thing i see is a big old road mic hanging off of a fucking camera 0.97

00:52:07.480 the second thing i see is a big old camera the third thing i see is a controversial 1.00

00:52:14.220 controversial youtuber attached to a camera with a stupid fucking unbearded face around the side 1.00

00:52:19.720 of the corner while i'm in one of the most intimate moments of my fucking life doing dirt 1.00

00:52:24.420 that I've been working on for the past two and a half weeks. 0.98

00:52:27.700 My turn.

00:52:30.580 The room had no doors

00:52:32.160 and is connected to the kitchen.

00:52:36.420 I was in the kitchen, having Lunchables, 1.00

00:52:39.240 doing my whatever, the fuck. 0.99

00:52:41.000 And I see like under the covers, 1.00

00:52:43.160 you couldn't see anything, but you could see the movement. 0.99

00:52:44.560 You know when tortoises fuck? 0.99

00:52:46.740 And they go, 1.00

00:52:47.940 That's what was happening.

00:52:53.080 and I said

00:52:53.720 I'm in the public domain

00:52:55.560 and I can see it

00:52:56.960 I think it's fair game

00:52:58.140 and you know

00:52:58.740 there's these covers

00:52:59.600 and it was all covered

00:53:00.180 so yeah

00:53:01.800 I pointed the camera at him

00:53:02.900 you know

00:53:03.060 I was vlogging

00:53:03.420 I give the people

00:53:04.300 what they want

00:53:05.140 a lot of people 1.00

00:53:05.780 want to see Mike fucking Lana 0.98

00:53:06.680 the problem is 0.99

00:53:09.000 you know

00:53:09.260 it's invasive

00:53:10.040 it's invasive

00:53:10.920 there was a time in my life

00:53:12.200 where I was willing 0.99

00:53:13.000 to do some fucked up 1.00

00:53:14.100 shit for content 1.00

00:53:14.580 surprise 0.99

00:53:15.000 y'all knew that about me

00:53:16.820 and yeah

00:53:18.140 maybe I shouldn't have done it

00:53:19.520 but also

00:53:20.100 maybe you shouldn't 0.99

00:53:21.080 fuck in the common areas 1.00

00:53:22.120 that's why we have 1.00

00:53:22.900 that rule that's a rule no fucking in the common no fucking in the common areas for this fucking 0.97

00:53:26.780 rule and so he was right and then he just started like raising his voice to me later that evening 0.98

00:53:32.620 and i was like yo chilling in front of her or not in front of her in front of everyone in front of 1.00

00:53:36.620 everyone i need to get to the dirt man well hold on because sometimes when the girls are around 0.59

00:53:41.420 you're kind of like no you can't talk to me like that no 100 in front of his new girl oh not your 0.98

00:53:46.260 girl no both both girls he also so bro it was it was that and it was like a fucking thing it was 0.98

00:53:52.700 like two bulls yes they got louder and he bro i rarely get to the vein out red face like that 0.96

00:53:58.220 kind of i blacked out i honestly blacked out like literally i've never seen this person go grab the

00:54:02.600 camera you interrupted his nut bro literally literally i was screaming there was spit coming 0.99

00:54:07.400 on my fucking mouth and no no it didn't happen then it was like later that night it because 1.00

00:54:11.980 bro in all fairness also we were both very hung over and very stupid like we weren't making smart 1.00

00:54:17.100 decisions at all at the time and he uh we got into this massive fucking exchange and he gave me a 0.97

00:54:24.460 a very solid sternum level shove of the age but it wasn't you know the shoves that are like 0.86

00:54:30.780 connect first then push it wasn't one of those it was one of the long range connect at the end

00:54:36.000 it was it was a chest it was a i punched him yeah so and that and that's when i went from 0.86

00:54:41.340 nine to 70 and just and literally started fucking lost my mind he threw like a bro that was a heavy 0.99

00:54:49.080 probably a 80 pound shit that was at you sailed past his head no no no no no no no no i think i 0.98

00:54:55.740 i think i just armed it like to the side like i was like this like a matrix and i and honestly 0.97

00:55:00.520 talking about it again now it's funny because i think in that moment something that i i have

00:55:07.320 rarely seen of you in a time like that,

00:55:09.500 I think you were

00:55:11.380 the one that realized that this was getting to a place

00:55:13.460 that I was not going to come back from.

00:55:15.220 I had gotten what I wanted. Correct.

00:55:17.240 So you stopped filming? You stopped rolling?

00:55:19.320 No, he wasn't filming any of that.

00:55:20.680 Understand, this was not on camera.

00:55:23.080 The cameras were off. This was real.

00:55:25.140 But before that, you filmed a little.

00:55:27.960 No. Hey, man.

00:55:29.420 Are you okay? I just want to roll the tape.

00:55:31.620 Unfortunately, we're going to have to take it back.

00:55:32.820 Can we roll the tape of what we got to do beforehand? 0.98

00:55:35.400 He's such a dirty guy. 0.82

00:55:37.320 I want the audience to be able to picture this. 1.00

00:55:39.880 No, no, no.

00:55:40.240 It's nothing.

00:55:41.100 It was two bodies moving under covers.

00:55:43.480 Okay.

00:55:44.000 And then he gets up and snaps.

00:55:45.220 And especially you didn't see Lana.

00:55:46.520 You couldn't know who it was.

00:55:47.720 That's why I was like,

00:55:48.260 this is kind of funny.

00:55:49.440 It's kind of funny.

00:55:50.380 It was kind of funny,

00:55:51.120 but it was also invasive.

00:55:52.140 To hear the girls point in the stars.

00:55:54.180 You know what I mean?

00:55:54.440 Like just starting to date you guys.

00:55:55.700 Yeah, we all, bro.

00:55:56.820 But you got,

00:55:57.340 I mean, you got to understand, dude.

00:55:58.440 It's like,

00:55:59.120 it's like,

00:56:00.820 simply put, 1.00

00:56:01.580 the shit that we talk about on this show 1.00

00:56:03.360 is the real us, 1.00

00:56:04.720 but we go to like 70% here.

00:56:06.760 i mean there is so much stuff that that people we have so many stories judge us listen we correct

00:56:12.840 to an extent correct a lot of times there's a quote-unquote statue of limitations at least

00:56:18.400 morally for us to talk about shit and you'll hear stuff two years later when we decide that we've

00:56:22.800 aged up from there and gotten better yeah and so honestly like we can tell that story now but we 0.98

00:56:27.500 have hundreds of stories like that where crazy shit has happened and honestly like things are

00:56:32.460 very different now but that was a that was a rough and i i was a fan of the whole thing to be honest 0.99

00:56:37.480 with you i was like yo i i don't see any issue with two boys just fucking being boys just fucking

00:56:43.240 each other up a little bit yeah those those situations will bring you closer together 0.98

00:56:46.200 100 they always have to do yeah especially you two you hang out together work together all this

00:56:51.280 it was about to happen it was about to happen well it's we've had we've had a few things but it's

00:56:54.920 it's always fun my favorite thing is when people try to uh come up to us in public and you you

00:56:59.440 won't be with me sometimes but they'll come up and like you know i feel like i've got a good read

00:57:02.980 on you and logan like in your relationship but i feel like i know exactly i'm like bro you don't

00:57:06.780 know anything no you know nothing bro you know nothing about how this relationship works bro

00:57:10.240 and then you two went and got in a fight together outside that club

00:57:13.200 so two years statute of limitations and look at that bonding experience there's nothing better 0.99

00:57:19.480 than you and your boy just beating that shit look look this girl back to this girl so this girl i 0.99

00:57:24.100 had DMed a long 1.00

00:57:26.160 time ago. She had never responded.

00:57:28.160 It was very embarrassing. I had to unsend

00:57:30.260 it. It was a whole thing. Minded my

00:57:32.120 business in Puerto Rico. Again, the women 1.00

00:57:34.160 had shifted down on the priority ladder 1.00

00:57:36.080 and, you know, I'm not

00:57:38.100 being forward with them. If I want to

00:57:40.080 hang out with a girl now, it's going to be someone who I've hung out with in the past. 0.99

00:57:42.340 No new shit. That's the biggest thing. 0.99

00:57:45.120 Guess who comes 0.99

00:57:45.720 fucking sliding in my DMs, dude. 1.00

00:57:47.900 This girl. From years ago. 1.00

00:57:50.500 I said, well, well, well.

00:57:51.980 I don't know what it is. Maybe it's

00:57:53.880 my beard my brand new beard the haircut you know the millions of dollars maybe maybe i saw you

00:58:01.480 were number nine on the youtube list do you have your brother's number

00:58:06.680 or even better mr beast was he number one yeah yeah and by the way he said that's not even close

00:58:16.380 mr beast came in at 54 million it's not even if they were to count is all his crypto and

00:58:21.060 investment shit that guy just prints money yeah they also overlooked ed bassmaster i feel like

00:58:26.620 he's got yeah he's got to be on the list would you look at sorry go sorry just look at it look 0.97

00:58:32.340 at it take a look at it uh so yeah i was like oh this is kind of cool it's kind of cool she's

00:58:37.040 beautiful girl great i'll i'll entertain this you know i'll i'll uh break my rule of of like 1.00

00:58:43.560 fuck women for now and i'll entertain this so you go from fuck women to back to 1.00

00:58:48.200 Fuck with me 1.00

00:58:49.220 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 1.00

00:58:50.900 We were just texting a little bit

00:58:52.520 And 1.00

00:58:52.960 The fucking girl 1.00

00:58:55.580 I sent you this 1.00

00:58:56.760 She sends me a text

00:58:59.560 That was meant to go to her friend

00:59:02.640 Oh, my God 1.00

00:59:03.940 She did to you what you did to you-know-who 1.00

00:59:07.240 Yes 1.00

00:59:07.640 Hilarious 1.00

00:59:08.440 And by the way, this is the second girl to fucking do this to me 1.00

00:59:11.360 In the past two weeks 1.00

00:59:12.460 There's gotta be a word for this

00:59:14.340 And I've done it, too

00:59:15.180 When you send a text

00:59:16.760 about someone to that person

00:59:19.800 because you're thinking about them.

00:59:21.260 A slip text.

00:59:22.140 What's it called?

00:59:22.780 A slip text.

00:59:23.660 A slip text is good.

00:59:24.780 That kind of works.

00:59:25.360 I just made that up.

00:59:26.280 It works.

00:59:27.440 It's good, right?

00:59:28.520 We said collateral.

00:59:30.360 That's too much.

00:59:31.180 No, slip text is better. 1.00

00:59:32.260 Foreign people can't even pronounce that. 1.00

00:59:33.400 Slip text. 1.00

00:59:34.520 But she's... 0.98

00:59:35.940 It's a trademark that.

00:59:36.960 Slip text is actually good.

00:59:37.880 I do those a lot.

00:59:39.220 I do those a lot.

00:59:39.740 No, it's bad because you're thinking about it.

00:59:41.660 She goes, here's what she said. 1.00

00:59:43.820 We were talking about some bullshit 1.00

00:59:45.520 and she goes, 0.99

00:59:46.140 I'm going to change the names here and the location. 1.00

00:59:48.300 No, fuck that. Run it. 0.99

00:59:50.200 Fuck that. Run it. 1.00

00:59:51.660 He's over this one.

00:59:53.220 Run this one.

00:59:56.580 Out of nowhere, she goes, 1.00

00:59:58.340 I think Harry is fucked. 1.00

00:59:59.360 No, no, no. Give context. Can you give a little context 1.00

01:00:01.320 leading up to it? Your text first?

01:00:04.080 I said, are you inviting me

01:00:05.460 to New York?

01:00:07.180 And her response was, I think Harry 1.00

01:00:09.500 is fucking a porn star in Costa Rica right now. 1.00

01:00:12.420 So fuck Harry. 1.00

01:00:14.180 Maybe Harry can be my next. 1.00

01:00:16.140 LMFAO

01:00:18.880 wrong person

01:00:19.940 inside joke

01:00:20.700 with my friend

01:00:21.460 inside

01:00:22.360 she said

01:00:23.440 there's gotta be

01:00:23.800 a better cover up

01:00:24.580 for that

01:00:24.940 you know

01:00:25.380 she said 0.81

01:00:26.560 inside joke

01:00:28.180 you know

01:00:28.520 you know when you 1.00

01:00:29.160 fuck that one guy 1.00

01:00:30.460 named Harry 1.00

01:00:31.080 you don't do that

01:00:31.880 with your friends 1.00

01:00:32.340 how many fucking guys 1.00

01:00:33.860 do you know 1.00

01:00:34.780 named Harry

01:00:35.460 there's only one person

01:00:36.700 named Harry

01:00:37.180 in the whole world

01:00:37.820 especially ones

01:00:38.600 that would be 1.00

01:00:38.880 fucking porn stars 1.00

01:00:39.840 in Costa Rica 1.00

01:00:40.880 too hot to handle

01:00:42.400 yes

01:00:43.440 yes

01:00:44.080 at one day

01:00:45.500 He's just a sweet man.

01:00:46.900 I love him.

01:00:47.640 I love him.

01:00:48.080 We all love him.

01:00:48.760 He's a sweetheart.

01:00:49.660 My response was good old Harry Jowsef.

01:00:53.920 Quite a lad.

01:00:54.560 He's a sweetheart.

01:00:56.620 Anyways.

01:00:58.440 I can't believe this.

01:01:00.440 And you asked, George, you asked right there.

01:01:02.740 You said, why did she send that response?

01:01:04.940 LMFA, oh, sorry, I meant to send that to my friend.

01:01:07.780 Let me ask you a question, brother.

01:01:09.420 Yes.

01:01:09.760 Have you ever been involved in a slip text before?

01:01:12.560 Don't answer it.

01:01:13.300 Just let me finish.

01:01:14.540 Yes.

01:01:14.900 And I have a great story for that.

01:01:17.000 Okay, do you remember that feeling in your chest?

01:01:21.480 Do you remember the adrenaline that starts flowing through your veins? 0.99

01:01:25.600 Do you remember how it feels like your penis may fall off your body 0.98

01:01:29.020 as it shrivels into your stomach out of fear and panic? 1.00

01:01:32.920 Because I'll tell you,

01:01:34.580 even for people who have witnessed traumatic incidents in life,

01:01:37.680 there's nothing worse than sending a slip test.

01:01:39.480 It's bad.

01:01:40.240 The moment that that thing says delivered

01:01:42.200 and you notice what you have just done, 0.78

01:01:44.900 is a moment that you will never ever fucking forget i had i had to cut it i had the other 0.91

01:01:50.680 girl i had to cut her off because she sent me two screenshots of our conversation and then some 0.99

01:01:57.320 shit like he's being such an asshole right now and like i'm letting him know that he's being an 0.99

01:02:01.900 asshole by like feeding into and i was like hey like i've made this air before what and she goes 1.00

01:02:07.520 no no i meant to send it to you to prove what i would have sent to my sister if if i had sent it 0.99

01:02:12.380 to her but like i'm being a mature shut the fuck up she thought she was writing the screenplay for 0.78

01:02:19.420 inception i was at walgreens and you were there and i'm gonna say her name but please beep it out 0.93

01:02:26.560 uh when we're in walgreens next 1600 i dude i had a crush on this girl in arizona so i was like oh 0.97

01:02:32.820 shit somehow got her number before we went to the movies and i was like yo this is the fucking 0.77

01:02:37.340 dopest thing ever texting i had the balls to ask her out right i asked her out and then i screenshot 0.99

01:02:44.860 it thinking i'm gonna send it to my friend and be like yo check out this big dick energy i go i go 1.00

01:02:51.480 i go she's so bad i go give me a few minutes i'll let you know what happened some shit like 0.99

01:02:55.500 bro like kill me bro since i dropped the phone bro it's like i'm staring at it and i'm like 0.98

01:03:02.040 I'm looking at it, and I go, God, what's good, bro?

01:03:06.860 Like, I was praying for this. 0.91

01:03:08.780 What kind of sick, twisted game is this?

01:03:10.720 I immediately go, I can't fix this. 1.00

01:03:12.340 I'm going to fuck up. 0.99

01:03:13.080 I ran outside next door. 0.99

01:03:15.120 This is my buddy Greg.

01:03:16.080 I slammed the door.

01:03:17.060 I go, bro, help.

01:03:17.800 I don't know. 0.98

01:03:18.860 I go, I waited for fucking years to go on this date. 0.98

01:03:21.840 He grabs me and goes, where were you planning on taking her? 1.00

01:03:24.020 I go, fucking bowling. 0.99

01:03:25.540 He goes, did she know that? 1.00

01:03:26.480 And I go, yeah.

01:03:27.500 He goes, you got to be open and honest.

01:03:29.260 He goes, hey, I'm sorry I sent you that text.

01:03:31.720 I was just honestly

01:03:32.440 really excited

01:03:33.080 but if you still

01:03:34.120 want to go bowling

01:03:34.820 I'm just hoping

01:03:35.560 I didn't strike out

01:03:36.600 I would have said

01:03:38.280 I got robbed 1.00

01:03:38.940 and some fucking maniac 1.00

01:03:39.880 took my phone 1.00

01:03:40.500 I don't know

01:03:44.100 throw your phone

01:03:44.820 in the ocean 1.00

01:03:45.300 or some shit 0.98

01:03:45.860 after that 0.99

01:03:46.640 airplane mode

01:03:48.280 I like that a lot

01:03:49.540 George

01:03:49.980 dude I just gotta

01:03:50.880 roll with it

01:03:51.680 that's fantastic

01:03:52.300 Jeff

01:03:52.700 you know I agree

01:03:53.940 honesty

01:03:54.300 yeah honesty's great

01:03:55.140 yeah

01:03:55.420 yeah too

01:03:55.960 and that's the issue

01:03:57.040 both of them

01:03:58.020 weren't honest about it

01:03:59.040 none of them

01:03:59.620 actually took accountability

01:04:00.640 for this this blunder and so like you unfortunately you both get caught off but you also but also you

01:04:07.660 knowing you i can't imagine that you would have had uh any more of a positive reaction to them

01:04:14.560 being honest either because i know how serious you take sharing info that exists between you

01:04:18.380 and someone else do you know what i'm saying it's like a huge thing with you i also i also try my

01:04:23.800 best not to do the

01:04:25.420 now anyways, the

01:04:27.680 influencer overlap

01:04:29.320 if you will. What's that? If

01:04:31.720 somebody's messing around so you don't get involved? 0.63

01:04:33.780 No, no, with girls. Yeah.

01:04:35.760 It's like... No more influencer girls?

01:04:38.380 No, the girls who 1.00

01:04:39.620 fuck the influencers. 1.00

01:04:42.360 Oh, like if you're 1.00

01:04:43.840 hooking up. Yeah. Like you want girls that

01:04:45.760 don't play in that pool. Just now. 1.00

01:04:47.940 Like, you know, it was. You're leveled up.

01:04:49.860 A little bit. I want to say this really quickly.

01:04:52.240 On the DM tip.

01:04:53.800 On the KSI episode, I talked about a really shitty DM I sent.

01:04:57.260 Remember that?

01:04:58.340 Say one more time.

01:04:59.080 On the KSI episode, I talked about a really shitty DM that I sent.

01:05:01.820 Oh, yeah.

01:05:02.220 She responded.

01:05:02.920 She responded after the episode came out.

01:05:05.420 She watches Impulsive. 0.51

01:05:07.020 She watches Impulsive.

01:05:07.540 Dude, so I thought to myself exactly what you just said. 1.00

01:05:11.080 How many smoke show, smoking hot models and Instagram chicks watch Impulsive? 1.00

01:05:21.140 A ton. 1.00

01:05:22.040 A ton.

01:05:22.820 A ton.

01:05:23.280 but what I'm thinking to myself 0.99

01:05:26.460 is like damn 0.98

01:05:27.060 I don't think so 0.98

01:05:29.060 I think we got Jimbo from Arkansas

01:05:32.440 watching 1.00

01:05:33.120 because it's bullshit bro 1.00

01:05:36.360 because none of this shit happened when I was single 1.00

01:05:37.840 I wasn't getting DMs from bad bitches when I was single 1.00

01:05:40.260 I haven't shown my girlfriend look the fuck you did 1.00

01:05:42.120 you made a good man out of me now these bitches want me 1.00

01:05:44.640 I told her 1.00

01:05:46.500 I go act up

01:05:47.240 I go don't appreciate me one day

01:05:51.680 and see where I'm going

01:05:52.560 I'm just

01:05:53.280 kidding sweetheart i know you're i know you're so much greater than me i i appreciate being in

01:05:57.480 this relationship but now i'm curious i mean it's like it's like dude if you're a smoking hot dime 0.94

01:06:03.300 instagram model watching the show right now shoot us shoot us no no go shoot mike 1.00

01:06:08.660 just shoot mike don't shoot me just shoot him just shoot mike shoot mike with with a rifle 1.00

01:06:15.400 yeah and if you happen to be in utah right now at this moment or it'll be too late by the time 0.99

01:06:22.020 Jeff, you happen to be in Utah, what, three days before this episode airs.

01:06:26.660 While you watch this episode, Trudas said, I don't think that's going to work, Jeff.

01:06:29.660 You're on your own, bro.

01:06:30.680 I'm just, you know, you do your thing.

01:06:32.940 I'm in the same boat.

01:06:34.200 No more smoking weed, reading books.

01:06:36.260 You know what I'm doing?

01:06:37.180 You know what I'm doing?

01:06:37.800 You know how my priorities shifted? 1.00

01:06:39.860 I'm successfully, sort of, staying away from women. 1.00

01:06:43.300 I'll be honest with you, boys. 0.99

01:06:46.000 Jerking off twice a day. 0.97

01:06:47.440 Nice. 0.97

01:06:48.600 Morning and night.

01:06:49.680 Once in the morning, once at night.

01:06:51.100 You know that scene from Wolf of Wall Street

01:06:53.520 Oh yeah of course

01:06:55.220 And McConaughey's like you gotta get those numbers up

01:06:57.160 There's a rookie number 0.98

01:06:57.720 At the time I was like that's fucking weird bro 1.00

01:06:59.740 You go in the bathroom to fucking jerk off during work 1.00

01:07:01.680 And he's talking about being laser focused and shit 1.00

01:07:03.280 What are you talking about 1.00

01:07:03.860 Now I get it

01:07:05.540 Let me tell you something boys

01:07:07.300 If you release twice a day 0.99

01:07:09.680 I'm fucking on 0.99

01:07:11.360 I'm lasered 0.99

01:07:13.140 And all you have to do 1.00

01:07:15.280 Is masturbate 1.00

01:07:16.740 Yeah yeah sign me up 0.99

01:07:18.560 All the teenagers are like yeah dude

01:07:19.740 wait until you get to eight bro 1.00

01:07:22.180 you'll see the fucking future man 0.99

01:07:24.360 you want to do the future 0.99

01:07:25.320 two years in the future

01:07:26.700 jack off 14 times a day

01:07:28.960 15 times a day 0.99

01:07:29.800 you'll fucking know what Elon Musk is doing bro 0.98

01:07:32.100 to the moon 0.99

01:07:33.180 no to the nut dude 1.00

01:07:34.260 you'll know what the fuck's happening 0.99

01:07:35.520 I just don't got 0.99

01:07:36.380 I don't got time 1.00

01:07:37.280 I don't got time for girls 1.00

01:07:38.300 for what I want to do right now 1.00

01:07:40.060 and the only way that I 1.00

01:07:41.680 neutralize my stupid male instinct 1.00

01:07:45.280 is to jerk off the girls 1.00

01:07:46.320 you neutralize by nothing 1.00

01:07:47.960 he's like i don't need girls just jerk off the girl you think that gives you more more energy 0.81

01:07:54.580 more strength because your body's producing more i think it's entirely possible are you 1.00

01:07:59.280 watching are you watching porn so so this is where it gets tricky because then i was like damn i'm 0.98

01:08:04.360 watching too much porn this is weird terrible for you yeah so bad so now you just look at nfts 0.99

01:08:09.040 you look at world of women yeah there's some hot nfts there's some hot nfts i just bought one that 0.99

01:08:14.200 I'm waiting for the metaverse 1.00

01:08:15.320 so I can fuck my NFT 1.00

01:08:16.380 well if you jerk off enough 1.00

01:08:18.180 you can get into the metaverse right now 0.99

01:08:19.260 that's what you're saying

01:08:20.020 a thing in two years ahead

01:08:21.060 I just bought one 0.99

01:08:22.340 and when that fucking metaverse comes out 1.00

01:08:24.760 that's it 1.00

01:08:25.880 yeah you're fucking 1.00

01:08:26.520 I'm gonna fuck my fucking NFT 1.00

01:08:28.000 I'm holding baby 1.00

01:08:29.480 kids you know what that means 0.99

01:08:31.520 I'm fucking saving that 0.98

01:08:32.880 do you think 0.99

01:08:34.420 like an STD in the metaverse 1.00

01:08:37.040 would be like a fucking virus 1.00

01:08:38.040 that just shuts your shit down 1.00

01:08:39.020 like you fucked a whore online 1.00

01:08:40.920 you're like fuck 1.00

01:08:41.480 no I gotta get an anti-virus shit 1.00

01:08:43.940 Because it's not what we used to think when we're playing games and stuff. 1.00

01:08:49.740 Like Grand Theft Auto, you could beat up a hooker after you have sex with her 0.93

01:08:53.700 and then take the money back, you know? 0.73

01:08:55.740 Now, if you do that in the metaverse, do you get arrested in the metaverse?

01:08:58.780 Yeah, because it's all on the blockchain.

01:09:00.360 You can't beat a hooker up on the blockchain. 1.00

01:09:02.120 So what, you can't? 0.99

01:09:02.880 Are you trying to, like, crawl back into prison?

01:09:04.580 No, he's just asking.

01:09:05.700 See, this is why me and Jeff get along.

01:09:06.880 He's asking the right questions.

01:09:07.880 I mean, dude, like, everybody thought that you were going to be able to go out,

01:09:10.940 steal a school bus, do a buck 30.

01:09:12.540 you do that in the metaverse with a couple kids on it what's gonna happen

01:09:15.800 you're gonna get you're gonna they're gonna you're gonna get a ticket for one eth meet us in 0.93

01:09:20.940 fucking in court by judge gary vaynerchuk the presiding justice you know guys you gotta make 0.99

01:09:29.700 three tiktoks today guys by the how the fuck did nelt get in before us yeah new york new york base 0.99

01:09:36.640 it's it's a it's a uh geographic location we do not have covered there's a lot of people in new 0.53

01:09:42.160 Hey, shout out to those guys, by the way.

01:09:43.960 They're doing a good show over there.

01:09:44.940 They're doing great.

01:09:45.300 They're pushing us to be better.

01:09:46.340 They really are.

01:09:47.060 They really are.

01:09:47.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:48.400 All you guys are pushing us to be better.

01:09:49.880 No more weed.

01:09:52.160 Starting today. 1.00

01:09:53.180 And steroids. 1.00

01:09:54.220 I want everybody on steroids by fucking tonight. 1.00

01:09:57.540 By tonight. 1.00

01:09:58.520 We'll get them somewhere around this house.

01:10:00.520 I'm sure they're laying around. 0.98

01:10:01.880 So I was fucked up, but they do look like they're high right now. 0.98

01:10:04.380 Look at all. 0.99

01:10:04.740 No, they are. 1.00

01:10:05.280 They're both going out of their fucking highs. 1.00

01:10:07.980 You know what's wrong? 0.99

01:10:10.420 What about you?

01:10:11.540 Yeah.

01:10:12.160 Those kids are

01:10:14.020 You want to interview Steven?

01:10:15.840 Kind of

01:10:16.400 Steven, come on out

01:10:17.400 Just sit next to Jeffrey

01:10:19.140 No, no, but Steven

01:10:19.980 We're not asking

01:10:20.980 No, we are

01:10:21.660 We're asking

01:10:22.880 Only if you want

01:10:23.620 You want

01:10:24.100 Just come on out

01:10:25.720 These are my boys that I mentor

01:10:27.000 You know

01:10:27.400 I know you like to keep a crew around you

01:10:29.400 That show you the way

01:10:30.800 I've gotten to a point in my life

01:10:32.720 Where I feel like I need to take these guys under my wing

01:10:35.080 And I'm helping him out with his confidence

01:10:36.880 And stuff like that

01:10:37.640 He's beautiful

01:10:38.460 You feeling more confident

01:10:40.120 Ever since you've been working with Jeff?

01:10:42.780 No.

01:10:45.160 Yeah.

01:10:45.520 No, that was a joke.

01:10:46.840 That was a joke.

01:10:47.280 He's honest.

01:10:48.140 No, I really… 0.99

01:10:49.180 He beats the fuck out of you as soon as he starts. 0.99

01:10:51.660 No, no. 0.99

01:10:52.000 I really…

01:10:52.600 I really…

01:10:53.340 Yeah.

01:10:54.360 I do feel more confident.

01:10:55.320 Yeah.

01:10:55.700 Well, when I met you just now upstairs, you were holding a toaster.

01:10:59.280 And I went to tap you on your back to say excuse me and then introduce myself.

01:11:02.680 And when I tapped you, I'd never seen someone shriek and jump with that velocity.

01:11:09.160 I'm just not good at like social situations.

01:11:11.840 I see.

01:11:11.960 Well, I'm sorry I tapped your shoulder

01:11:14.400 It's fine

01:11:15.320 You're number six on YouTube 1.00

01:11:17.640 Fucking top paid people 1.00

01:11:20.120 Number nine, brother 0.99

01:11:21.460 No, it was very nice of you, Logan

01:11:24.120 I appreciate it

01:11:25.060 I even said it to you right there in front of them

01:11:26.620 You came in and you introduced yourself to everybody in the house

01:11:29.120 I try to do that

01:11:29.860 I do that, I do that

01:11:30.940 It's a thing

01:11:31.420 I think it's important

01:11:32.460 Yeah, no, that's a great show of characters

01:11:34.080 It's really nice

01:11:34.800 Mike came in here and he said 0.99

01:11:36.320 What the fuck are you doing with these people here? 0.99

01:11:37.940 Where are we going with that? 0.99

01:11:39.460 Is there some

01:11:39.900 No, I'm just saying

01:11:41.740 is it well who doesn't do that I mean who doesn't walk in the house you came in here and said

01:11:45.560 you said you were bringing one camera man you said it from a point of like context was there

01:11:49.420 someone that you don't know that doesn't introduce themselves when they walk in the house or look bro

01:11:52.740 I've been in this business a long time you know I've been around my fair share of big shots you 0.89

01:11:59.040 know you two aren't fucking anything I'm not used to seeing so when he comes in and says what's up 0.88

01:12:04.320 to my boys here goes a long way I appreciate it it meant a lot yeah by the way don't throw me 0.98

01:12:08.140 under the bus keep in mind i was the one that fought you said he has to sleep in the snow

01:12:11.760 outside it's it's seven to the garage you're all outside i think it's a good i think it's a good

01:12:17.340 growth lesson and that is true yeah well you know let me ask you a question i wanted to chip in

01:12:23.280 afterwards that was weird well no yeah i did i did ask for two bucks for using the back you told me

01:12:27.680 us to shovel snow all down the block the neighbors too jeff let me ask you a question you know how

01:12:32.400 many people want to sit in that seat where he is right now you know how many dms you know how many 1.00

01:12:35.900 motherfucking people 0.99

01:12:37.020 You know how lucky you are? 1.00

01:12:38.640 You know how lucky this

01:12:39.460 At what point it's not 0.99

01:12:41.140 a fucking show anymore? 0.99

01:12:43.000 Again, look around 1.00

01:12:43.860 What is it?

01:12:44.520 The Metaverse?

01:12:45.080 Web 3.0?

01:12:45.780 What is it?

01:12:46.100 No, no

01:12:46.680 We're just a bunch of 1.00

01:12:48.240 fucking dudes 1.00

01:12:48.920 talking on a couch 1.00

01:12:49.820 Yeah, and these are

01:12:50.360 everybody's favorite episodes

01:12:51.560 We got a very intimate

01:12:52.780 camera right now

01:12:53.600 This is great

01:12:54.100 I almost died on Red Bull

01:12:56.340 Yeah, that was weird

01:12:57.940 I've never seen anybody

01:12:59.340 OD on Red Bull

01:13:00.140 You guys were talking to me

01:13:01.100 and I swear to God

01:13:01.800 I was like

01:13:01.980 So bro, no drugs?

01:13:04.800 No drugs?

01:13:05.340 No

01:13:05.480 no weed no alcohol no no no i don't do any of that oh i'll call but 21. oh you're 21 yeah oh

01:13:11.980 you got a long way to go jeff told me that you had a pass with as a no no no no i swear that's

01:13:18.320 not let me clear that up let me clear that up for him because he's a little nervous you might not

01:13:23.700 be able to explain it so there was a situation where i needed to shave i needed him to shave

01:13:30.420 his head and eyebrows for a scene that we ended up deleting the scene anyway we never even got to

01:13:34.660 use it but he had to obviously wait for his hair to grow back in eyebrows and when we met him that

01:13:39.780 day he had he was you know his skin's very pale it wasn't his call you know it was just part of

01:13:45.380 the role is that true and no but he wanted to get tons so shave your eyebrows kid you want to you

01:13:53.280 want to feel confidence get rid of everything eyebrows first i don't understand i run a hair

01:13:57.860 show it's different i don't expect everybody to understand all the barber shops we needed him to

01:14:02.780 be pure you know it was the start of a new season and i needed my new sidekick to be pure and show

01:14:07.740 that he wasn't going to betray me like the last guy which you know i don't you know i'm talking

01:14:11.520 about jonah if you're watching so you need him to be pure so he proved himself to me and look

01:14:15.680 at where he's at now rolling with me to utah my favorite state to take over you know guys this is

01:14:22.980 pete you may know him as unnecessary balling he's the man he's been on the show before he's the man

01:14:27.260 behind uh juice world six a lot of juice world success man in his management position as well as

01:14:32.540 Trippy and a bunch of other guys 0.99

01:14:34.940 Love having him on the fucking show 0.99

01:14:36.940 And Leroy of course bro 0.99

01:14:38.420 Good to have you back

01:14:39.140 He helped me facilitate the music video

01:14:42.800 I directed the music video because of him

01:14:44.520 He loved me 0.99

01:14:44.920 Oh yeah the one with Lana Rhodes in it 0.58

01:14:47.240 You gave me some tips on some NFTs earlier 0.98

01:14:51.240 Absolutely

01:14:52.100 Down about 50% of my money right now

01:14:55.340 That's the game

01:14:57.140 That's how it goes

01:14:57.760 That's why you gotta say not financial advice

01:15:00.180 Correct

01:15:00.560 you'd be like yo put a million dollars into this not funny there was a great response to you on

01:15:07.800 the first episode by the way uh people loved you you you came in i think trippy was having a little

01:15:13.420 bit of a quiet day that day uh and you came out he's not he's not the he's very lively i feel

01:15:18.020 like you just got to get comfortable and then you got to get in his world do you feel like when you

01:15:23.340 sit down on the impulsive podcast there's a lot of pressure do you a little bit be honest you know

01:15:27.680 what so much pressure yeah we don't want it to feel like steven we don't want it to feel like

01:15:34.720 that but i mean i'm sorry i gotta call out your past bro you used to do some dirty things when

01:15:38.040 you're shut up what are you accused of doing again

01:15:53.240 No, you can't ruin it. 0.99

01:15:54.720 No, no, stop, stop.

01:15:55.980 Stephen, you're doing fine.

01:15:57.840 I'm kidding.

01:15:58.460 You're fine.

01:15:59.020 Yeah, you're catching him right now.

01:16:00.760 It's a bad time.

01:16:01.700 He's tough.

01:16:02.440 We've been doing street fights.

01:16:03.620 We've been going out to practice.

01:16:04.640 What did you end up doing with the toaster that you had?

01:16:07.940 He almost dropped it in the bathtub with him.

01:16:09.900 I said, Stephen. 0.99

01:16:10.600 And I know I said that R word.

01:16:13.060 We're allowed to say that over in our crew

01:16:15.200 because we're bringing it back because most of us are.

01:16:18.040 Okay.

01:16:18.620 So, I mean, I got hit in the head with a crane. 0.97

01:16:20.700 I got a handicap pass in my car 0.94

01:16:23.780 I only have one more year left with it

01:16:26.060 But, you know 0.98

01:16:27.560 I mean, we can fucking say it 0.97

01:16:29.680 We don't censor our guests 0.99

01:16:30.700 We censor ourselves 0.99

01:16:31.720 You can say whatever the fuck you want 0.99

01:16:33.100 We're bringing it back 0.99

01:16:37.320 We're allowed to say it, right, Steven?

01:16:40.780 To this poor kid

01:16:42.120 Steven, I want to give you this opportunity 0.99

01:16:46.640 Fucking listen to me 0.99

01:16:48.280 I want to give you an opportunity right now 0.98

01:16:49.320 You do a lot on TikTok

01:16:50.160 plug your tiktok right now whoa no no i didn't steven 0.99

01:16:54.040 bro dog what are you doing bro plug your fucking tiktok see that's why people get nervous because 0.99

01:17:00.780 you're about to whip his ass no i'm sorry steven what i'm doing amazing skits i do like awkward 0.99

01:17:08.280 skits i try to exaggerate it but this is like okay no no so i make really awkward scenarios 0.99

01:17:15.500 and make it look real

01:17:16.380 and I'll post them on TikTok.

01:17:17.880 What's an example?

01:17:19.360 Like me trying to talk to a girl 0.76

01:17:21.020 and it's going horrible for me. 1.00

01:17:23.340 And it's awkward when you talk to girls. 0.93

01:17:26.620 Yeah.

01:17:26.840 And usually I'm not like awkward

01:17:28.720 and like actually like that awkward in person.

01:17:30.660 But right now it's pretty bad.

01:17:33.420 Let me back up.

01:17:36.040 I'm sorry.

01:17:36.700 I like to mess with you.

01:17:38.320 Obviously. 0.99

01:17:40.080 You're fucking incredible. 0.98

01:17:41.340 You're a great kid. 0.99

01:17:42.500 He's so fucking funny. 0.98

01:17:43.920 but this here's a lot of fucking pressure when you come on the show i mean georgie walked off 0.99

01:17:47.580 before i had a panic attack from the red bull overdose you did if we do it ourselves you know 0.98

01:17:52.100 can i say something about steven his entire like the whole tiktok success that he has he did it 0.99

01:17:57.500 entirely on his own i tried i was like don't do that shit it's whack and then he fucking blew up

01:18:02.340 from it but the reason steven and i hit it off so well is he's just he's got a good energy and i 0.99

01:18:08.700 just look at his dumb face sometimes and it just makes me happy i just find joy in him he's a gem 0.76

01:18:13.320 he truly is 0.99

01:18:14.240 you know

01:18:14.800 it was a great find

01:18:15.720 he came into my house

01:18:16.740 one day randomly

01:18:17.400 and he was like

01:18:17.900 hey can I have a job

01:18:18.740 I'll work for free

01:18:19.760 that's what he said

01:18:20.800 just ambitious man

01:18:22.640 it's like

01:18:22.940 what's your TikTok

01:18:23.760 you should say it

01:18:24.940 well hold on

01:18:26.120 Mike because my handles

01:18:26.980 are confusing

01:18:27.420 it's my daddy Steve

01:18:29.800 that's weird

01:18:31.100 that's why

01:18:31.760 I didn't want to say it

01:18:32.940 ladies and gentlemen

01:18:33.860 thank you for watching

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01:18:40.400 why is that confusing

01:18:40.880 thank you guys

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01:18:41.900 this is very nice

01:18:42.540 No, no, no, because my...

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 18, 2022

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