Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 25, 2022


E311 Antonio Brown Quits Football

Mentioned
E310 Lana Rhoades’ Baby, $3.5M Pokémon Scam, Exposing Girls That Slid In Logan’s DMs E312 Mike Posner Explains Why He Took A Pill In Ibiza

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56 minutes

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194.74

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10,984

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754

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22

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207

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59

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00:02:13.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:14.740 Could you tell him to pay me, bro?
00:02:16.580 Yeah, I heard about that, bro.
00:02:18.580 Just like the rest of the money.
00:02:26.840 I just say we go.
00:02:29.140 These episodes have been so run and gun.
00:02:32.260 Let's do it.
00:02:32.920 We're still in Park City, Utah.
00:02:36.080 Snowboarding trip.
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00:02:37.760 This is The Lodge.
00:02:39.160 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.
00:02:40.920 Let's go.
00:02:41.520 We're doing it.
00:02:42.100 They're running gun.
00:02:43.080 Kevin, as usual, show the set.
00:02:46.220 A lot going on here.
00:02:48.480 How are you feeling today?
00:02:50.200 Subpar, Mikey.
00:02:51.100 Low energy.
00:02:51.760 Georgie, how are you feeling?
00:02:52.520 Let me.
00:02:55.800 George?
00:02:56.520 Jeff, can you have George come out?
00:02:57.960 Guys, George couldn't come, but he's going to take a deduction in the amount of money
00:03:05.580 we make off of this episode.
00:03:06.520 You're damn right.
00:03:07.300 Yeah. 0.98
00:03:07.740 You're damn right.
00:03:08.520 You know how many shows I missed out of 320? 0.71
00:03:11.160 Only on the ones that Logan said I couldn't come on.
00:03:13.800 It wasn't that many.
00:03:15.420 It's like two, maybe.
00:03:16.260 It's like two.
00:03:17.400 Georgie.
00:03:18.500 Georgie, we don't like this.
00:03:19.760 The equity ain't going to retain itself, brother.
00:03:22.140 I suggest you start showing up.
00:03:25.260 No, Georgie's doing stand-up.
00:03:26.840 he's doing he's doing by the way doing great he had his first performance at the laugh factory i
00:03:30.100 just saw the clip it's incredible no the kid's gonna take over i'm really proud of him uh you
00:03:34.000 dude you know why i'm tired why jake uh jake and his friends bro rowdy bunch they're still children
00:03:40.120 yeah they'll be up till 5 a.m blasting music in the house hey hey by the way when you're ready
00:03:44.740 whenever you're ready bro i do your thing bro also also just just on that note real quick
00:03:49.920 i think you're just aging up faster than everyone it's not that they're children you've just your
00:03:55.620 business logan you have you have different you have different identities you've been you've been
00:04:00.600 uh vine logan you've been toothpick logan which we had earlier today and now you're business logan
00:04:06.400 i mean you constantly are on calls you know why do you know why because you're just doing business 0.96
00:04:10.300 it's because i stopped smoking weed bro i sound like a broken fucking wet record as soon as i 0.98
00:04:14.300 stopped smoking weed i just became so like clear like all i cared about was like getting shit done 0.96
00:04:17.940 it's dude it's hard for me to find enjoyment in life unless i'm working that's that's not
00:04:22.500 actually good I don't think oh yeah would Bezos say that this bee ain't gonna make itself Mark
00:04:27.420 I'm not so sure that Bezos is even a human bro to be completely honest I think he's a cyborg
00:04:31.460 that's uh that's that's Mark Zuckerberg that guy no they all are and by the way I sent you a voice 0.98
00:04:37.200 memo yesterday that was like 30 seconds you were like stop wasting my fucking time because in the 0.98
00:04:40.780 middle of it you're fucking talking just like 15 seconds yo this is the worst when someone sends 0.98
00:04:45.620 you a long-ass voice memo and like half of it has nothing to do with anything and Mikey like 30 0.99
00:04:51.500 seconds to me. How much do you think
00:04:53.600 I can make in 30 seconds? A lot. Probably not
00:04:55.700 as much as our guest
00:04:57.660 today. Here we go.
00:04:59.300 He's coming on. He's here. He can make a lot of money
00:05:01.660 in 30 seconds. Ladies and gentlemen, Antonio
00:05:03.820 fucking Brown. 0.99
00:05:05.840 Let's go. Let's go. 1.00
00:05:08.340 Let's go.
00:05:10.120 Do you want to?
00:05:11.240 I look pretty cool. Yeah, it's
00:05:12.720 a, I mean, this is the best we got.
00:05:16.480 We're all just looking at us
00:05:17.500 just sitting on a couch. Bunch of bros being
00:05:19.460 bros. What's up, man? What's up, dog?
00:05:21.220 If it's easier, you can angle that way if you want.
00:05:24.660 It might be better if your back is against that one.
00:05:27.960 Yeah, right?
00:05:28.440 Is that a little more comfortable?
00:05:29.160 Move that box. 0.92
00:05:29.440 Move that box.
00:05:31.160 That's his product.
00:05:32.180 That's his product.
00:05:32.680 Do you want to do it now?
00:05:33.480 I mean, right off the rim.
00:05:33.920 Then we set it up.
00:05:34.680 Let's do it off the rim.
00:05:35.500 I don't know.
00:05:36.040 Oh, my God.
00:05:36.740 You got product.
00:05:37.760 Really?
00:05:38.300 What is this?
00:05:40.080 This smells, man.
00:05:41.040 CBD.
00:05:41.680 Oh, bet.
00:05:42.120 All right.
00:05:42.740 Colombian coffee, premium CBD isolate.
00:05:44.760 Yes.
00:05:45.240 I bet.
00:05:45.980 Smiles. 0.93
00:05:46.500 Sick. 0.73
00:05:47.080 When you having a bad day, you need something that smells. 0.92
00:05:50.940 Oh, fantastic.
00:05:51.500 Something to feel good?
00:05:52.780 This is it?
00:05:53.260 Go for the smiles.
00:05:54.360 That a boy.
00:05:54.920 You're always smiling nowadays, bro.
00:05:57.140 Bro, you done turned full fighter mode, bro. 1.00
00:05:59.500 Fuck. 1.00
00:06:00.620 I don't know what happened, man. 1.00
00:06:01.960 What happened, bro?
00:06:02.840 Yo, we have a crazy history.
00:06:05.180 Long history.
00:06:06.000 So Jeff just reminded me, like, three years ago, or four years ago, we were catching passes
00:06:10.400 in Texas.
00:06:12.040 In Houston, yeah. 0.99
00:06:12.800 Yeah, yeah, for some YouTube shit. 0.99
00:06:14.940 And then we almost fought once. 0.98
00:06:18.340 Yeah.
00:06:18.740 that was that was odd and then i didn't know what was going to happen with your your football career
00:06:25.380 it looks like you pulled it off yeah and got back in the game and then now what you freelance again
00:06:30.780 i mean how nah you know football is always my first priority just like you you know sports
00:06:36.800 sports first in the meantime you know you got all the little things that we do in the midst of it
00:06:42.220 But, you know, I'm a player first, so.
00:06:45.000 But, dude, my confusion is, like, you're traveling so much.
00:06:49.060 And you've become this, like, pop culture.
00:06:52.540 You've surpassed the NFL, I think, right?
00:06:55.460 Because you're making noise here and there.
00:06:56.600 You're just with Madonna, Floyd Mayweather, Kanye.
00:06:59.700 Right?
00:06:59.900 You're making, yeah, Rich Fashion Nova.
00:07:02.180 Shout out, Rich.
00:07:03.200 And, like, we.
00:07:05.060 Fashion Nova gear today.
00:07:06.720 Oh, yeah, where is it?
00:07:07.720 It's on me right now.
00:07:08.900 See, you didn't even notice this Fashion Nova.
00:07:10.560 Just like Mayweather already got.
00:07:12.220 I'm getting a lot of compliment on the drip via Fashion Nova.
00:07:16.360 Well, bro, this is what I'm saying.
00:07:17.820 Within the first three minutes, you already got two sponsors.
00:07:20.700 So, like, are you making more money off the field than on the field?
00:07:24.440 Like, do you even need football anymore?
00:07:26.960 I mean, it's always a pleasure to inspire people playing the game, you know.
00:07:31.260 So, you know, I'm in a good position with regards to have an opportunity to play
00:07:35.900 and create good opportunities like this.
00:07:38.280 You know, I came here today with my guy Jazz.
00:07:40.040 we got connected with smiles and the cbd product there it is again you like i'm dropping juice
00:07:46.320 what are you doing we get it he's turned into a billboard he's just a walking billboard
00:07:52.120 now i want to tell you about my god jazz you know he's here i'm here with him on behalf of this
00:07:56.480 product smiles and make you feel good he got a great story we represent you know lifestyle
00:08:02.760 out feeling good being healthy and he got an amazing story he lost about 250 pounds and uh
00:08:09.960 we want to encourage people to feel good live their best life and uh you know what made me not
00:08:15.360 feel good what when you went on the nelk boys podcast first why you don't say that bro what
00:08:20.480 that hurt i mean you didn't call me you put me all these you put me all these commercials
00:08:25.040 and you don't give me no shout out what are you talking about and i'm on the show and i'm on your
00:08:30.180 commercial footage
00:08:30.920 on the intro
00:08:33.200 that's a half a second clip
00:08:37.580 how much you want
00:08:38.380 how much you get
00:08:39.440 for half a second right now
00:08:40.840 how much we get
00:08:41.520 we change it
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00:08:44.360 don't worry
00:08:44.820 that's funny
00:08:46.320 show me some love
00:08:47.220 that's funny
00:08:47.880 oh is that why 0.99
00:08:48.720 that's petty as fuck 0.99
00:08:50.580 yo 0.99
00:08:53.020 did you uh
00:08:54.160 did you come out to Park City
00:08:55.080 just for the show today
00:08:56.080 is that the only reason
00:08:56.860 you came out
00:08:57.360 of course yeah
00:08:58.180 I came to represent
00:08:58.900 the brand
00:08:59.360 We'll see you guys, of course. 1.00
00:09:00.960 Fuck yeah, bro. 1.00
00:09:01.500 Where are you going after? 1.00
00:09:02.640 Going back to L.A., man.
00:09:03.740 Have some fun.
00:09:04.360 It's been a long week, man.
00:09:05.420 Hanging out with a lot of stars.
00:09:06.960 In and out?
00:09:07.860 In and out, babe. 1.00
00:09:08.820 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:09:09.300 Just like the burger spot. 1.00
00:09:10.520 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:09:10.920 That's right. 1.00
00:09:11.320 What you doing in L.A. tonight?
00:09:13.420 You never know.
00:09:14.120 It's been getting really crazy in L.A., man.
00:09:15.820 I've been, past week, it's been crazy.
00:09:17.840 Studio, Kanye, the game, Big Sean, stars everywhere.
00:09:23.300 So it's just out there.
00:09:25.580 Are you making a song with Kanye?
00:09:28.280 I got one brewing.
00:09:29.360 We've got one coming soon.
00:09:30.740 Actually.
00:09:31.380 Yeah.
00:09:33.320 Maybe he doesn't.
00:09:34.360 That's what I'm saying.
00:09:35.340 Maybe he doesn't.
00:09:36.960 I got to ask really quick.
00:09:39.580 Bruce Arians.
00:09:40.820 Yes.
00:09:41.760 News came out today.
00:09:42.980 Oh, you saw?
00:09:43.400 He fined 50 Gs for striking one of the players.
00:09:49.340 What are your thoughts on that?
00:09:50.860 Does that fit into the story or the truth that you've been trying to tell 0.98
00:09:55.960 since all this shit went down a couple weeks ago? 0.99
00:09:59.080 I mean, it just shows you a coach losing his cool on the sideline. 1.00
00:10:02.560 Imagine a coach telling you, get the F out of here.
00:10:05.060 You're done. 0.97
00:10:05.840 Then the next guy just slapping the guy.
00:10:07.840 Not on the sideline.
00:10:09.340 On the field slapping the guy.
00:10:12.420 So, you be the judge.
00:10:15.180 And is that like a way that you would describe his general energy on the field and off the field?
00:10:22.080 Yeah, a little emotional.
00:10:23.840 But we all emotional.
00:10:24.780 We got to be able to control that because you can't tell a guy like me, 0.99
00:10:28.800 get the fuck out of here, you're done, you're slapping guys. 0.99
00:10:31.360 It's not a good look for a couple. 1.00
00:10:33.400 Yeah, I'm gone.
00:10:35.360 I just need to be like regular people, treat it well
00:10:38.040 so you can get the best out of them.
00:10:40.000 For the people in the audience that don't know the story
00:10:44.120 of what happened a couple weeks ago,
00:10:45.660 could you give a quick rundown of exactly what happened?
00:10:48.600 Because I think you've talked about it a lot,
00:10:51.200 but a lot of people have seen just the highlight, you in the end zone.
00:10:54.780 made a joke of it tiktoks yeah people going crazy saying he's going crazy what actually happened
00:11:00.960 what what led up to you taking the pads off and kind of leaving the field i'm on the sideline
00:11:06.680 like seven eight plays coach like they need me to get in so you look like y'all my coach man 0.94
00:11:11.840 my ankle can't get in like what what you say yo get the fuck out of here you've done 0.57
00:11:18.380 but more of an aggressive tone and at that point I'm like bro I was out here hurt playing like
00:11:25.000 I'm done get out of here so at that time it's like man I don't even want to wear your uniform
00:11:29.800 your logos just put it down and walked out but I'm walking out 60,000 people getting excited
00:11:35.500 so I so you know I got too sexy for my shirt and all
00:11:39.500 bro you ain't wearing your shirt anywhere bro I seen a video of you in a club 0.98
00:11:44.180 with no shirt no shirt yeah so um shit there's a lot to unpack here a lot no no i i i get that so i 0.99
00:11:54.300 i i can understand a coach belittling you and wanting to get the fuck out of there especially 0.99
00:11:59.720 like again you you've kind of become the i mean the maker of your own market in a little bit right 0.99
00:12:05.380 so so you can do whatever the fuck you want and oftentimes with you you're not a villain per se but 0.98
00:12:12.380 The consequences are always positive 0.96
00:12:15.780 Yeah
00:12:16.760 Like
00:12:17.280 You
00:12:18.900 You don't really lose
00:12:20.680 At the end of the day right 0.99
00:12:22.200 Fucking two weeks after 0.99
00:12:23.400 You left the team 0.99
00:12:25.000 Yeah
00:12:25.600 You're with some of the biggest stars in the world
00:12:27.380 Exactly
00:12:28.080 How does that happen?
00:12:30.820 Just good relationships man
00:12:32.120 Good people in my corner
00:12:33.200 And
00:12:33.800 Just being the person I am
00:12:36.720 Having good people around so
00:12:38.060 I think I got some good support and team
00:12:40.320 No matter the smoke or what people say
00:12:42.040 It don't matter what's going on
00:12:43.700 And you don't 1.00
00:12:44.500 You don't give a fuck huh 1.00
00:12:45.420 No I saw 1.00
00:12:46.480 I saw the Uber driver
00:12:47.420 Afterwards
00:12:47.860 He's like yeah bro
00:12:48.520 AB was in the back 0.99
00:12:49.340 Just like laughing and shit 0.99
00:12:50.380 Nah it's not a joke 0.99
00:12:52.340 Like
00:12:52.720 You know what I'm saying
00:12:53.480 No one wanted to go through that
00:12:54.620 Having to not be able to
00:12:56.080 Be with their team
00:12:57.320 You know I just came off
00:12:58.140 A championship
00:12:58.720 With these guys so
00:13:00.080 I'm not feeling good
00:13:02.060 To make it end like that
00:13:02.980 I think the Uber driver
00:13:04.120 Another one of those guys
00:13:06.180 Who wanted to get his face out
00:13:07.220 For sure
00:13:07.620 For sure
00:13:08.560 For sure
00:13:09.120 It was a little lame
00:13:10.480 But I
00:13:10.900 I get it bro
00:13:12.360 that was his time to shine
00:13:13.600 hey bro
00:13:14.280 the Super Bowl was
00:13:15.080 was cool as hell man
00:13:17.100 yeah
00:13:17.580 I remember tweeting
00:13:18.440 after the game
00:13:19.720 I was
00:13:19.960 I was proud of you bro
00:13:21.160 thank you 0.98
00:13:21.600 yeah that was cool as fuck 0.82
00:13:22.740 because again 1.00
00:13:23.380 after our shit 0.99
00:13:24.680 I wasn't sure 0.99
00:13:26.760 what you were gonna do
00:13:27.740 or how to bounce back
00:13:28.580 because at the end of the day bro
00:13:29.640 the NFL is a corporation
00:13:30.820 and
00:13:31.800 and
00:13:32.180 the players are our employees
00:13:33.900 and 0.98
00:13:34.640 in a little bit of a fucked up way 0.97
00:13:36.560 they can kind of just do 0.99
00:13:37.200 whatever the fuck they want 0.99
00:13:37.880 unless someone like you goes 1.00
00:13:38.920 nah
00:13:39.600 nah, I'm going to take back the power because you can.
00:13:42.680 Yeah.
00:13:43.020 Because you have become this pop culture thing.
00:13:46.400 And so I was proud of you, bro.
00:13:47.820 Thank you, man.
00:13:48.560 But what now?
00:13:50.700 Well, I got to get myself healthy, first off.
00:13:54.500 Take care of my ankle.
00:13:55.820 And in the meantime, we got things now.
00:13:59.520 Music, opportunities, brand sponsorships.
00:14:03.300 So we're just going to keep it going.
00:14:05.400 In life, you're not about what happened to you.
00:14:07.240 It's about how you handle what happened to you.
00:14:09.020 A lot of people thought it was over for me.
00:14:11.040 Remember 2019, they put me back in the same position.
00:14:14.300 And it's all about, you know, where you at.
00:14:16.360 You know, it's all about seeing you go to where you got to go.
00:14:18.560 So for me, you know, it's about making that vision again
00:14:21.340 to get to where I want to be at.
00:14:23.100 It's interesting, though, for athletes, like, correct me if I'm wrong,
00:14:27.860 but personally, I feel like athletes have a lifespan, right?
00:14:32.880 You can only run routes for so long before your joints don't move the same way.
00:14:36.440 Where are you feeling in your athletic prime?
00:14:40.620 I feel like I still got a lot left.
00:14:42.500 Still a lot left, a lot of work to be done.
00:14:45.340 I still feel pretty good.
00:14:46.500 Once I get my ankle cleaned up, I have early in the offseason enough
00:14:50.160 to be able to perform and compete to where I want to.
00:14:54.760 But do you feel like you've become such an unpredictable sort of bomb
00:15:01.640 of a person that teams are afraid to bring you on?
00:15:06.540 I feel like teams, they all got culture, systems, good leadership.
00:15:11.280 I think with the right situation, teams just want to win.
00:15:14.960 You know, it's all about doing your job on the football field.
00:15:17.640 I think things get carried away with the headlines and the media
00:15:21.740 and how people write.
00:15:22.780 But in the midst of everything, people know I'm a winner
00:15:25.520 and they know I'm going to put my best foot forward
00:15:28.720 in regards to giving my best.
00:15:30.860 Have any teams reached out to you since this went down?
00:15:34.720 Yes.
00:15:35.540 Healthy contracts?
00:15:37.860 I mean, I can't play now, but this year, 2022, should be some good opportunity.
00:15:43.880 I was going to ask you, do you have any regrets this year, last year, the year before?
00:15:48.140 Do you have anything that comes to your mind, things you wish you could have done differently,
00:15:51.240 things you got emotional on, things that you regret?
00:15:54.100 Every decision I made in my heart, you know, I stand on it.
00:15:58.160 God listens to your heart in regards of doing what's best for you.
00:16:01.460 So anything I ever did, you know, I stood on it and no regrets.
00:16:06.880 Which I feel. I totally feel.
00:16:10.020 Your ankle, is that the only thing that that's unhealthy?
00:16:13.560 There's been a lot of talk about your your mental health, about potential for CTE.
00:16:19.000 Do you do you feel any of that stuff? Do you think that's any any part of the equation or?
00:16:23.200 I feel great, man. You know, anytime you doing things, people don't understand.
00:16:27.540 they're always going to rationalize
00:16:29.660 what they think of your mental health
00:16:31.220 or what it entails,
00:16:33.100 but I'm just doing what a normal civilian would do.
00:16:35.900 That's what I mean about the narrative,
00:16:37.700 you know, controlling your own narrative
00:16:39.920 because I'm walking around
00:16:41.560 and I'm being portrayed as such a bad guy
00:16:44.780 based on the headlines of what a clip said.
00:16:47.920 How do you do that?
00:16:48.860 How do you personally control your narrative?
00:16:51.940 Well, just by, you know,
00:16:53.060 going to opportunities like this,
00:16:54.900 you know, hearing people,
00:16:56.540 hearing people hear your side because like logan said he only heard what they said he never
00:17:01.420 heard what i had to say he just heard how i dealt with it i don't think i don't think i don't think
00:17:06.880 people think you're a bad guy you know nah but i'm an nfl player like that's why i'm so okay i
00:17:10.920 gotta represent myself in the right way so i'm not out here just going against the rules to do
00:17:16.900 anything i want you know i gotta fall under the umbrella of the players guidelines and rules
00:17:22.060 Stuff I got to follow.
00:17:23.220 Yeah, for sure.
00:17:23.960 Do you find that difficult?
00:17:25.880 Any job, any corporate, anything you do, there's rules, man.
00:17:28.880 I'm not above the rules.
00:17:30.500 But is that the kind of person that you are to follow that kind of stuff
00:17:33.100 and play within the lines?
00:17:35.860 I mean, people might think that because of how I look.
00:17:39.120 My fashion over gear is a little loud.
00:17:41.380 Shout out Rich.
00:17:42.200 Shout out Rich.
00:17:44.020 So they might think that.
00:17:45.080 But no, man, I'm a generous hard person.
00:17:47.640 I've been knowing Logan over five years.
00:17:49.280 You know
00:17:50.260 He done been in my house
00:17:51.140 A few times
00:17:51.820 You know what I mean
00:17:52.940 No yeah
00:17:53.480 You've always been good to me
00:17:54.460 Exactly
00:17:54.760 You're not
00:17:55.380 Like I would
00:17:56.420 I'd say you're
00:17:57.420 You're a great guy
00:17:58.220 But I think it
00:17:59.480 Maybe
00:17:59.940 I'm a target
00:18:00.700 That's why
00:18:01.760 Like if
00:18:02.380 I'm not
00:18:03.360 I don't watch football 0.85
00:18:04.560 Religiously 1.00
00:18:05.220 So like when I watch a shit bro 0.99
00:18:06.940 It's 0.99
00:18:07.260 It's pure entertainment
00:18:08.540 It's a sport
00:18:09.640 I think it's great
00:18:10.620 It's a sport
00:18:10.820 It's a sport
00:18:11.240 Yeah
00:18:11.440 But I see how
00:18:13.260 If you're like maybe a Tampa Bay fan
00:18:14.920 I mean but I don't know
00:18:15.680 What the sentiment is
00:18:16.660 And I don't think you're a bad guy
00:18:18.520 you're just a tornado and you're unpredictable i think that especially what you just said
00:18:22.480 representing the national football league there's a lot of weight with that so and look who just
00:18:29.120 walked in another tornado jake paul jake paul it's your birthday kid let's go happy birthday
00:18:34.200 yeah jake the highest paid youtube athlete in the world the highest highest paid athlete under 25
00:18:40.720 Well, not anymore. 1.00
00:18:42.020 Not anymore, you fucking old-ass man. 1.00
00:18:43.760 You don't like YouTube athlete probably, right? 1.00
00:18:45.740 25 and under.
00:18:46.620 Oh, got it.
00:18:46.980 25 and under, I bet.
00:18:49.420 AB, you've been hanging out with somebody else
00:18:51.140 that has people spinning the narrative, maybe, about them.
00:18:55.340 Do you think the same kind of thing that happens to you
00:18:57.940 is happening to Kanye?
00:18:58.920 Do you think Kanye is in the right state of mind?
00:19:01.120 Do you think he's got it together
00:19:02.400 and people are just spinning a story about him?
00:19:04.520 Absolutely.
00:19:05.300 I mean, it's been all about controlling the narrative for him,
00:19:08.660 you know, what's going on around him.
00:19:10.720 things being said about him but uh he deals a good job with handling and being able to
00:19:15.180 keep himself focused on the goal i got a kanye narrative yeah so for jake's birthday uh we had
00:19:22.240 probably one of the craziest 24 hours of my life uh skydiving out of helicopters snowmobiles back
00:19:28.460 flips 50 caliber rifles with the heavy with the diesel brothers and uh these are these are like 0.96
00:19:33.340 utah natives they fix trucks they do crazy shit and they got this tank it's a tank with big 0.92
00:19:40.500 treads on it and it goes through the snow it's called the rip saw apparently it was kanye's tank 0.97
00:19:45.740 it was kanye's tank and uh they he sold it to them and i'm in this thing and and heavy d was
00:19:52.480 telling me that kanye programmed the tank on this little lcd screen to only play k-pop
00:20:00.200 korean pop a music video korean pop on repeat he said he heavy d goes i'm a smart guy i've 0.98
00:20:07.160 tried 10 hours to unprogram this fucking Korean pop music in this tank. 0.98
00:20:11.720 And it was like, so what's up with that? 1.00
00:20:14.460 Yeah, he's different.
00:20:16.460 Sometimes we could be riding around, he could be playing church song
00:20:19.100 and like really into him for real.
00:20:22.420 So he's really creative with different music, different ideas,
00:20:25.800 and different genres looking into just to keep creative.
00:20:29.040 You were with Floyd too, right?
00:20:30.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:31.100 Could you tell him to pay me, bro?
00:20:32.940 Yeah, I heard about that, bro.
00:20:34.960 Just like the rest of the money.
00:20:36.140 What number do you think
00:20:36.980 Logan is on the list
00:20:37.940 Would you say
00:20:38.480 Logan gotta be up there
00:20:39.800 You think so
00:20:40.360 I wanna just
00:20:41.320 Raise me on the priority list
00:20:42.820 Of people to be paid
00:20:43.820 By Floyd
00:20:44.080 He does rep Fashion Nova
00:20:45.460 With me and Rich
00:20:46.180 Shout out Rich
00:20:46.860 Rich
00:20:47.600 Rich
00:20:48.040 The next check
00:20:50.080 You were gonna pay Floyd
00:20:51.420 Just get it to me
00:20:52.680 Brother
00:20:53.100 Yeah 1.00
00:20:54.600 Fuck 1.00
00:20:55.460 Madonna too 1.00
00:20:56.960 Madonna yeah
00:20:58.360 That's crazy bro
00:20:59.820 Yeah we've been in LA
00:21:00.620 We've been in Delias
00:21:01.740 We've been getting haircuts
00:21:03.880 Of Kanye and Craig's
00:21:05.240 It's been really legendary.
00:21:07.640 Do you have a favorite person you vibe with off camera?
00:21:11.740 I mean, like, I don't know if that moment was meant to be captured,
00:21:14.100 but, you know, is there anyone you texting every day or just hanging out with?
00:21:18.840 Me and Ye been hanging hard lately, yo. 0.93
00:21:20.900 Sick.
00:21:22.040 And Rich, too. 0.99
00:21:22.820 I've seen it all three years.
00:21:23.480 Rich, too, yo.
00:21:24.200 We've been going crazy with Rich.
00:21:25.620 How crazy?
00:21:26.160 Because he called me and said he's partying six days a week.
00:21:28.500 Nah, he went crazy this week.
00:21:32.860 Rich can go.
00:21:34.380 Rich can go.
00:21:35.240 dude. It's cool because
00:21:36.740 with Fashion Nova, you know, he worked for
00:21:38.840 so long on the brand for like 10
00:21:41.020 plus years and it finally
00:21:43.140 took off as one of those stories and now
00:21:44.940 he's having fun
00:21:46.820 and he's bowling out, man. Those rich parties are crazy
00:21:49.220 and it's been a while since I
00:21:51.020 because I moved. I see him all the time.
00:21:53.360 He's a great dude. He's a mentor
00:21:55.260 and really smart dude and has built
00:21:57.060 a fashion brand that's
00:21:59.340 second to none. He's one of the best.
00:22:01.320 Have you considered building any sort
00:22:03.180 of business? Yes.
00:22:05.240 anything in the works
00:22:06.720 you can talk about
00:22:07.340 care to expand
00:22:08.600 well I partner
00:22:10.760 with a company
00:22:11.360 called Limitless
00:22:12.240 my guy Jazz here
00:22:13.760 we got
00:22:14.220 IPO going public
00:22:15.960 we got a lot
00:22:17.200 of great moves
00:22:17.880 I mean I'm here
00:22:18.640 on behalf of smiles
00:22:19.820 you know I'm an athlete
00:22:21.380 usually I'm in pain
00:22:22.580 I see Logan's hand
00:22:24.160 still swollen
00:22:24.960 so we need to get you
00:22:26.380 something to make you smile
00:22:27.540 smile CBD
00:22:28.840 make you feel good
00:22:29.920 there it is again
00:22:30.500 wow
00:22:30.860 if you didn't get the message
00:22:32.680 I'm a walking billboard
00:22:33.800 smile
00:22:34.600 You got to get this bread. 0.76
00:22:36.080 Yo, Drake poured hot sauce in a condom. 0.79
00:22:39.680 Yeah.
00:22:40.640 Have you ever poured hot sauce in a condom before?
00:22:43.460 Nah, I ain't got it either.
00:22:45.660 What did you say?
00:22:47.240 Nah, I ain't got it.
00:22:48.560 Tabasco sauce in a condom?
00:22:50.260 Yeah, like anything. 0.98
00:22:51.360 Do you think that actually kills sperm?
00:22:54.440 I don't know.
00:22:55.740 Yeah, neither do we.
00:22:57.420 You tried that?
00:22:58.220 Do you think it would?
00:22:58.900 I've never personally done it.
00:23:00.120 So it's funny.
00:23:00.640 I saw the headline. 0.95
00:23:01.800 the model like sues Drake for pour your hot sauce
00:23:04.280 and I was like this is weird
00:23:05.860 right how does this unfold 0.99
00:23:08.120 and I fuck with it 1.00
00:23:10.680 I fuck with 1.00
00:23:11.600 cause let me get this straight 1.00
00:23:13.120 she tried to like extract 1.00
00:23:16.140 the sperm only to be met with hot sauce 1.00
00:23:18.520 fuck you 1.00
00:23:19.960 fuck you 1.00
00:23:20.920 like that's why he does it 1.00
00:23:22.660 sure like maybe the hot sauce wasn't meant to be discovered
00:23:25.980 but it's funny
00:23:27.920 we're regular well regular ish people
00:23:29.920 you gotta consider if you're Drake 1.00
00:23:31.940 Like, you got to worry about that shit. 1.00
00:23:34.060 Like, these girls are crazy. 1.00
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00:24:09.420 in Tennessee call or text the Tennessee red line 800-889-9789 back to the program yo how much more
00:24:15.800 football do you want to play I feel like I feel like I got some more time to play man we got we
00:24:21.740 got a lot more stuff we could do we gotta you know get with a great organization good team to be able
00:24:26.920 to fulfill the mission.
00:24:28.460 Where would you play
00:24:29.120 if you could play anywhere?
00:24:30.820 I'd play anywhere.
00:24:31.540 It's just a good opportunity.
00:24:32.340 You got to have some favorite team.
00:24:35.360 I mean, right now,
00:24:35.980 it's just about opportunity.
00:24:37.300 I'm curious.
00:24:38.380 This isn't meant to be offensive.
00:24:41.760 Do you feel like you're a good teammate?
00:24:44.000 Yeah, I'm a great teammate.
00:24:45.100 I support my teammates,
00:24:46.840 encourage my teammates,
00:24:48.260 communicate to everyone
00:24:49.200 regardless of role on the team.
00:24:52.340 Would your teammates say that?
00:24:53.440 Of course.
00:24:54.980 I want to give you
00:24:55.600 i want to give you an opportunity right now because a lot of if i can a lot of questions
00:25:00.900 that i've seen people ask you yeah and a lot of questions i've asked you personally always have
00:25:05.700 the answer that i would expect ab to give so i want to ask you this question okay is there anything
00:25:11.120 in your life that you see as a weakness is there anything that you're working on right now and what
00:25:16.360 are you doing to be a better ab in 2022 well i feel like people were made up physically many
00:25:21.820 emotionally you know not all the times you know when things out of whack you get emotional you
00:25:26.460 made the right decision and we all are not finished products in regards to getting better
00:25:31.660 to be our best self but i don't have no regrets man you know some things i maybe reacted more
00:25:38.140 emotionally than i should just like the field situation but in my heart you know from the
00:25:43.100 build up of stuff that i was going through with the team i feel like i did all the right things
00:25:48.060 You know, I could have probably controlled my emotions a little better.
00:25:51.120 But at the end of the day, man, we all got to get better.
00:25:53.860 We got to progress.
00:25:55.280 Emotionally, we could get better.
00:25:56.840 And when things happen to us, good or bad, how we handle them.
00:26:00.560 So emotionally, I feel like the coach telling me get out, you know,
00:26:04.160 I probably could have handled it a little bit better.
00:26:06.280 But emotionally, you know, with all the buildup of me not being in love
00:26:11.480 and wanting on the team, it's just like, man, I just had enough at that point.
00:26:14.460 But emotionally, when things don't go the way you want or people don't do what they say, you know, being able to react to situations in more of a positive way regardless of the situation.
00:26:25.560 So just being able to de-escalate that feeling inside yourself, that emotional response.
00:26:30.820 Just being able to control your emotion.
00:26:32.840 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:33.760 When something bad happens to people, naturally you want to react in a bad way.
00:26:38.360 So sometimes everything don't take a bad reaction.
00:26:41.620 You know what I mean?
00:26:42.040 just because something bad happened to you you got to have the poise and the wisdom to be able to
00:26:47.320 okay let me just do what's best for me to be able to but a lot of the time
00:26:53.000 so for me that emotion manifests in my ego yeah it's my ego you know and like sometimes
00:27:00.200 i'll make certain decisions or do certain things sometimes irrationally because my
00:27:03.480 ego right it protects me but also that thing is responsible for a lot of this
00:27:07.480 the that i do you feel your ego hinders or helps you or both i feel like you don't i mean really
00:27:12.840 your ego like i'm a football player like i'm an athlete already like what ego like your ego comes
00:27:19.400 from doing well and like succeeding and accomplish goals you know what i'm saying so i don't want to
00:27:26.040 say it's my ego i just feel like if my heart wherever my heart at in that moment you know if
00:27:31.480 If I feel like I'm being disrespectful in that moment, you know what I mean?
00:27:35.460 I got to be able to learn how to control that emotions in regards to not overreacting.
00:27:40.380 But I'm not out here walking around with ego like everyone should know who I'm is.
00:27:44.780 People should act a certain way.
00:27:46.600 I just believe in treating people how you want to be treated.
00:27:50.540 I don't.
00:27:51.820 Why you don't?
00:27:52.860 I lost that.
00:27:54.020 Because it turns out, personally, I want to be treated super candid, super honest.
00:27:58.840 and sometimes like honesty and the realities of situations is brutal and that's that's the
00:28:03.940 golden rule right treat others how you want to be treated but when i started doing that turns out
00:28:08.300 people don't want to be treated like i want to be treated and now i just hurt people's feelings 0.87
00:28:11.800 so i'm gonna amend it to treat others how they fucking want to be treated or how you think they 0.86
00:28:16.980 want to be treated which i mean everyone wants to be treated nice but like bro a lot of people can't 0.96
00:28:20.700 handle like character notes you know the amount of like i'm honest as fuck with my friends and i
00:28:26.100 I don't care if it hurts your feelings. 0.76
00:28:27.920 You'll get over it.
00:28:28.500 You'll take the note.
00:28:29.300 Like, sure, I'll be like, and I will too.
00:28:31.740 How do you feel receiving character feedback?
00:28:34.160 Do you have people around you who are honest with you?
00:28:36.040 You'll A-B.
00:28:36.500 I got to have it.
00:28:37.420 You know, that's the part of having great friends and kumbaya with the right people.
00:28:42.080 You know, sometimes I need people to, you know, what you did right here wasn't right.
00:28:45.800 I need to be coached up by a coach the hardest way because I take it the most serious.
00:28:50.880 I want to get the most out of it.
00:28:52.120 So I'm always trying to just surround myself
00:28:54.860 with the best people that's gonna tell me
00:28:57.440 if I'm right or wrong, regardless of circumstances,
00:28:59.840 just kick it with me straight.
00:29:00.940 And if there ain't those type of people
00:29:02.900 that I shouldn't be with.
00:29:04.060 Yeah, facts, it's good.
00:29:05.440 Is there anything else that you're doing right now
00:29:07.740 to advance yourself to that place of like more like stoic
00:29:13.160 and relaxed, do you do anything like meditation
00:29:16.740 or is it just smiles, CBD?
00:29:19.400 Smile, CBD, Fashion Nova, keeping me feeling good.
00:29:26.740 You know Rich is paying him, bro.
00:29:29.440 Hey, Rich, Rich, cut us the check.
00:29:31.980 The money you're going to pay AB, match us.
00:29:34.680 And the money you're going to pay Floyd, send it to me. 0.98
00:29:37.500 Fucking hell, please. 0.97
00:29:39.880 No, bro, even when we had our little whatever back in the day, 0.99
00:29:44.640 the little beef, and I met you face-to-face on that stage,
00:29:48.080 I didn't know what to expect
00:29:49.560 I didn't know 1.00
00:29:51.000 Started to beat the fuck out of you right there 0.99
00:29:53.580 Bro I didn't know if that's what was going to happen 0.99
00:29:55.040 He was like what's going to happen
00:29:57.000 I'm like bro are we going to jail tonight
00:29:59.180 That's what you trying to do in the city
00:30:00.320 I don't know
00:30:01.120 Rick Ross was there
00:30:03.020 I had Russ there
00:30:05.180 Russ there was all his goons
00:30:06.880 You know we was loaded 0.74
00:30:08.580 Rick Ross in the back
00:30:10.540 25 million
00:30:12.220 Ross trying to get the biggest deal out
00:30:14.660 And the funny thing about it is
00:30:16.100 We laughed when he said $25 million. 1.00
00:30:18.500 Now $25 million ain't even that big of a deal for this shit. 0.99
00:30:20.940 But we already knew Logan was headed that way. 0.99
00:30:24.360 That's what I told him. 0.81
00:30:25.660 Crazy. 0.60
00:30:26.120 He thought we was crazy. 0.99
00:30:27.140 He called me and said, like, bro, we ain't got fucking $24 million. 0.98
00:30:30.980 I'm like, bro, this is the standard. 0.96
00:30:33.480 Yo, you were right.
00:30:34.220 I told you.
00:30:34.680 You were right.
00:30:35.660 You were ahead of your time, AB.
00:30:37.640 He said, look, $24 million.
00:30:39.380 He's like, bro, we only got about $24 million.
00:30:41.820 Nah, nah, but bro
00:30:45.000 You're just, you're peaceful
00:30:46.580 Thank you
00:30:47.380 You're a peaceful guy
00:30:48.280 I wonder if
00:30:49.260 I mean, I don't want to like
00:30:50.980 Target a whole
00:30:51.800 But like NFL fans, right?
00:30:53.840 Can get emotional for sure
00:30:55.240 I don't know for
00:30:56.820 I am only literally judging this
00:30:58.740 Off of me watching Evan watch football
00:31:00.940 And watching him either score touchdowns
00:31:03.300 Or drop the ball
00:31:04.000 Honestly, Steelers
00:31:05.920 Steelers
00:31:06.220 Oh yeah, you
00:31:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:31:07.680 You from the pit, not the palace
00:31:09.100 Nah, nah
00:31:09.580 But you like Pittsburgh
00:31:11.600 no not him
00:31:12.620 Evan
00:31:13.460 not Evan
00:31:14.380 the other guy
00:31:15.140 yeah
00:31:15.540 our shot at Evan
00:31:16.800 that's right
00:31:17.500 let's go
00:31:18.140 he'll love that
00:31:18.560 let's go
00:31:19.220 he'll love that
00:31:20.000 yeah bro
00:31:20.820 and I had you on my fantasy team
00:31:23.020 like
00:31:23.260 I don't know how long
00:31:24.900 maybe eight years
00:31:26.000 nine years ago
00:31:26.860 you did great for me that year
00:31:28.340 it was fantastic
00:31:29.260 but I think
00:31:30.740 maybe NFL fans
00:31:32.500 are a little
00:31:33.160 more biased
00:31:34.920 with you
00:31:35.880 cause
00:31:36.540 you either score them points
00:31:38.520 on their fantasy team
00:31:39.280 or win the money
00:31:40.480 or lose the money
00:31:41.080 Either love or hate.
00:31:42.120 That's it.
00:31:42.760 Either love or hate.
00:31:43.440 Yeah, emotionally tough.
00:31:45.100 Depending on how they finish the league, though. 0.99
00:31:46.960 Like, I don't give a fuck. 0.98
00:31:48.520 I think you're entertaining, right? 0.99
00:31:50.180 So that's enough for you.
00:31:52.000 Yeah.
00:31:52.860 Speaking of the Steelers, Ben retiring.
00:31:56.280 Yeah.
00:31:56.820 What do you think of that?
00:31:57.900 And was Ben portrayed properly by this media that you talk about?
00:32:02.140 Who's the Ben Roethlisberger that you know?
00:32:05.580 Or any of the things that are said about him, Drew?
00:32:07.900 Yeah.
00:32:08.440 Sure.
00:32:08.680 Shout out to Ben Roethlberger, one of the great quarterbacks all the time,
00:32:11.780 one of the great career.
00:32:13.180 I couldn't have a lot of my success without playing with a great quarterback
00:32:16.460 like Big Ben.
00:32:17.820 And he was another one of those guys like myself who's been targeted,
00:32:21.860 destroyed by the media based on what he went through and what he got through.
00:32:26.560 But he's a great guy, a great quarterback.
00:32:30.240 I had a lot of success playing with him.
00:32:32.140 And he's a marquee quarterback, man, 20-plus years at the Steelers.
00:32:36.840 That's crazy.
00:32:37.440 Super Bowl champion.
00:32:38.680 That's so long.
00:32:39.420 I mean, what else you going to say, man?
00:32:40.580 He's the best.
00:32:41.420 Not the only marquee quarterback that you've played with?
00:32:44.020 Yeah.
00:32:44.460 Talked to Tommy lately?
00:32:46.060 Of course.
00:32:47.740 Y'all cool?
00:32:48.640 Of course.
00:32:49.880 I mean, he didn't like how it ended off the field,
00:32:51.880 but, I mean, he don't got control of the coach telling me 0.95
00:32:54.840 to get the hell out of here or get the fuck out of here. 0.88
00:32:58.440 You're done, so. 0.89
00:32:59.920 Obviously, he would like me to, you know,
00:33:02.260 kept playing and do what we desired to do.
00:33:04.360 Obviously, I would have liked to, too.
00:33:06.040 but uh just unfortunate of emotions and how the whole year planned it panned out but uh
00:33:13.600 he understands yeah it's got to be tough man you develop these relationships with these people who
00:33:19.400 are your friends but also yeah business co-workers colleagues you know teammates who also you you
00:33:27.140 know again you're kind of in control but you're kind of not like nfl tampa bay like it could
00:33:32.780 Like, you're being pawned around if they choose.
00:33:37.480 Exactly.
00:33:38.400 Who's your best homie in the NFL?
00:33:41.380 Who's your best friend, like, teammate that you've ever played with
00:33:43.640 or person that you're closest to?
00:33:46.180 I mean, I got a lot of teammates that I love,
00:33:48.280 and I'm close to pretty much all of them.
00:33:49.780 These are guys you bleed with, you go to war with, you win with, you lose with.
00:33:53.760 You spend a lot of time with these guys.
00:33:55.260 But the thing with the NFL, like, Logan could be my teammate,
00:33:59.400 and next year he's gone.
00:34:01.740 So really on these teams, man, you have good people in your corner,
00:34:04.940 but you never really know which player you're playing with
00:34:07.700 as your lifetime friend because we only play with each other for the moment
00:34:12.800 and for the game of our work.
00:34:14.560 You know, after that, you know, people go to their own places.
00:34:18.800 And when the season's over, when the game's over,
00:34:20.740 we all got our own personal lives.
00:34:22.220 So it's not like, you know, everyone's going to know each other
00:34:26.060 and deal with each other for the rest of their lives.
00:34:27.900 So nothing that's, like, outlasted that teammate, Bond?
00:34:31.960 Like, no people that.
00:34:32.820 I mean, I got a lot of guys I could mention, but it's like.
00:34:36.240 That's crazy.
00:34:37.600 Like, imagine, right, if someone was like, hey, I want Mikey on my podcast.
00:34:42.480 We just never talked to him.
00:34:44.140 We got to move to Utah.
00:34:45.360 Yeah, you're gone. 1.00
00:34:46.140 Fuck that. 1.00
00:34:46.640 Yo, peace, bro. 1.00
00:34:47.180 It's been real. 1.00
00:34:47.640 Fuck that. 1.00
00:34:48.460 I guess it's just like a different game. 1.00
00:34:50.780 You know what I'm saying?
00:34:51.580 It's like a different space.
00:34:53.720 The NFL never ceases to amaze me.
00:34:58.180 It's such a dynamic corporation.
00:35:00.960 Even like I'm confused how you're staying in shape and staying football ready.
00:35:06.800 Again, with all your traveling and going out.
00:35:09.820 Like you trained today?
00:35:11.080 Of course.
00:35:11.820 Every morning.
00:35:12.760 What do you do?
00:35:13.540 Do a little yoga, stretching, loosening up.
00:35:16.520 You know, right now I can't pound on my ankle, but I do my core glutes.
00:35:20.780 Make sure I keep a little wind.
00:35:22.240 You drink?
00:35:23.420 No, I don't drink.
00:35:24.200 Smoke?
00:35:25.180 I don't smoke.
00:35:26.720 The second answer took a little longer than the first one.
00:35:29.800 I mean, whatever.
00:35:30.440 I'm telling you guys.
00:35:31.340 I mean, you guys ain't probation officers.
00:35:33.900 If I did, I'd tell you guys.
00:35:35.200 Yo, can you bring the cup?
00:35:36.200 He's got to be in the cup.
00:35:37.440 Bring him the cup.
00:35:38.820 Yo, you Web3 ready? 1.00
00:35:40.960 You fuck with NFTs? 1.00
00:35:42.620 Yeah, we've been working on a couple too. 1.00
00:35:45.220 It's good.
00:35:46.180 It's good.
00:35:46.760 Mike had this tweet.
00:35:48.640 I don't know if you saw this.
00:35:49.600 Do you remember what it was?
00:35:51.020 I thought it was really wise. 1.00
00:35:52.320 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:35:52.860 this fuck i'm drawing a blank no no no that tweet with the uh uh celebrities or like culture viral 1.00
00:36:00.000 oh yeah i just said that i think like it's weird to say it but it's like we're in this time 0.99
00:36:04.780 like day and age where like celebrities and athletes should almost have like an nft collection
00:36:10.920 ready to launch so when something like what happened to you a couple weeks ago happens 0.94
00:36:14.880 like imagine at the drop of yeah you can drop 10 000 antonio brown fucking nfts tom brady's 0.91
00:36:21.100 like they all got little nfts on the blockchain and you could just pop them off that'd be pretty 0.97
00:36:26.380 impressive no i mean bro just get it ready on ice like have it ready in the next viral thing you do
00:36:31.500 just drop it it's a quick way to make a lot of money you know right away something to think about
00:36:36.140 i like that next big drop i don't know maybe you got any apes you got any crypto punks any
00:36:41.820 lane in the sandbox i got a couple of my sleeves yeah just your own projects coming good because
00:36:50.060 bro from the outside i'm witnessing like this i don't know if departure is the right word but
00:36:57.420 you're you're you're doing what a lot of professional athletes fail to do in like
00:37:03.820 making a brand of your own and and with that comes a lot of uh power and potential to make 0.62
00:37:12.360 a lot of fucking money if you play your cards right you got a good team right and i think
00:37:17.120 building businesses off the brand 0.99
00:37:19.320 that you're now making
00:37:21.140 is something definitely, definitely,
00:37:23.300 definitely. I'll be putting all your energy into it. That's why I'm like,
00:37:25.260 yo, you don't even need to play football anymore.
00:37:27.300 It's an opportunity, though, but we got to do right
00:37:29.300 for the kids, you know. Kids who watch
00:37:31.340 me play, the kids who watch me run off the field
00:37:33.380 with the memes, the hype.
00:37:35.300 We want to let kids know that
00:37:36.780 you got to play the game
00:37:39.180 right. You got to control your emotions.
00:37:41.620 For me, the other things is great,
00:37:43.300 but at the end of the day, when you finish
00:37:45.340 your life and you finish your and you look back you know you go on it's all about how you made
00:37:50.060 people feel and what you've done to leave a legacy and football is that game that you know
00:37:54.060 i learned i played since a kid that give other kids hope and encouragement uh be them best self
00:37:59.020 so i think i you know i still got a lot more regardless of the opportunities that we create
00:38:03.500 because obviously i'm a 12 year nfl player i'm not playing for money you know i'm playing for
00:38:07.820 legacy and to be a champion so you feel like you have haters online we all got haters but i'm not
00:38:14.620 I don't worry about my haters.
00:38:16.300 Do you feel like you have haters in person?
00:38:18.220 Of course. 0.99
00:38:19.100 People come up to you and talk shit in person? 1.00
00:38:20.880 All the time. 1.00
00:38:21.760 Really?
00:38:22.480 Not to my face, but like...
00:38:23.860 Yeah, but like driving on the car, you know, running by.
00:38:26.060 You got the hater blockers coming out.
00:38:27.820 Yeah, these are the hater blockers.
00:38:28.660 The blockers.
00:38:30.820 I can smell them when I put that on.
00:38:32.440 He's going so...
00:38:34.060 He's moving so fast with those right now.
00:38:36.180 No, it's fine.
00:38:37.520 You're in light speed, bro. 0.99
00:38:40.000 He's already back in LA with those shits on right now. 1.00
00:38:42.480 No more. 1.00
00:38:44.620 I just feel like
00:38:46.040 I'm working on an easy deal
00:38:47.480 Got the boots
00:38:48.280 You know
00:38:48.680 This is crazy
00:38:49.560 You like that
00:38:50.180 The moon shoes
00:38:51.300 You like that
00:38:52.300 I don't know if I can pull that off
00:38:53.840 It's a sky rockers
00:38:54.620 Those are sharp
00:38:55.680 Those are fire
00:38:56.200 I don't know if I can do
00:38:57.140 I don't know if I can do it bro
00:38:58.260 I'm pretty
00:38:58.540 Like I'm wearing a Mighty Ducks jersey 1.00
00:38:59.960 We suck 1.00
00:39:01.060 Do you 1.00
00:39:02.060 Lo
00:39:02.380 Do you like Johnny Bravo
00:39:03.500 I look like Johnny Bravo
00:39:05.260 Yeah bro
00:39:05.940 Why you don't just wear black tees
00:39:07.540 Like Johnny Bravo
00:39:08.300 I like the idea of
00:39:10.940 Where I'm picking one outfit
00:39:12.160 And just going with it
00:39:13.240 Zuckerberg does it
00:39:14.340 Back to where we started.
00:39:15.540 Zuckerberg does it.
00:39:15.920 You know why, right?
00:39:17.000 Less decision-making.
00:39:18.240 I 100% feel it.
00:39:19.540 It's so...
00:39:20.160 They open the closet.
00:39:21.760 There's 18 gray tees and 18 dark blue pairs of jeans.
00:39:26.700 Throws them on, walks out the closet in two seconds and goes to work.
00:39:31.240 Those guys don't get the girls.
00:39:32.960 Those guys don't get the girls.
00:39:34.340 Are you sure?
00:39:35.580 You seen Bezos, girl? 1.00
00:39:37.520 Everybody get the girls.
00:39:39.560 Especially big old Jeff V.
00:39:41.620 Well, is that Bezos' girls or is that Leo's girls?
00:39:44.340 money that got the girl how dare you how dare you imply yo i don't know you've seen bezos lately 1.00
00:39:50.980 that dude is jacked i would never that dude is jacked right now bezos fucks all the shit test 0.99
00:39:58.100 the the chopper i jumped out of the other day the guy i was strapped to the last guy that was 0.99
00:40:02.680 strapped to him jeff b crazy bezos be jumping out of helicopters went from selling books to just
00:40:08.500 wheeling bays and and kanye too is like again i was riding in this rip saw and they're like yeah
00:40:13.300 this was Kanye's tank
00:40:14.460 I'm like 1.00
00:40:14.760 oh these fucking rich people 1.00
00:40:15.960 like to have fun 1.00
00:40:17.020 they like to go crazy
00:40:18.940 like at what point
00:40:19.560 is life just dull
00:40:20.520 you know
00:40:21.600 like when are you gonna
00:40:22.280 jump out of a plane
00:40:23.120 or buy a tank
00:40:24.300 I got a couple ones
00:40:26.200 that are coming
00:40:26.640 yeah
00:40:27.180 but we gotta live life man
00:40:28.640 life's about living
00:40:29.440 yeah
00:40:29.840 you gotta do it
00:40:30.420 and make you happy
00:40:30.960 yeah professional life liver
00:40:32.360 that's what I wanna put
00:40:33.040 on my resume
00:40:33.440 yeah yeah
00:40:33.860 that's our jobs
00:40:34.620 yeah
00:40:35.060 is just live
00:40:35.940 you got a family
00:40:37.860 of course
00:40:38.920 big family
00:40:39.800 I got like
00:40:41.040 six kids
00:40:42.040 five little AB's
00:40:43.100 coming yeah five five five boys no five little ab oh the way you explained it you said five
00:40:50.140 coming like you have five on the way like all right now they're coming behind god that makes 0.98
00:40:54.820 sense that makes sense okay guys sons yeah oh my god damn yeah damn let me see a lot of ab 0.98
00:41:02.020 that's a lot of browns putzing around oh yeah if you have a lot bro bro if you have a few more you 1.00
00:41:06.820 could you could start a full football team we got a basketball team oh basketball oh yeah right now 1.00
00:41:11.440 you got a b-ball team that's true just all of them all athletes bro what about child support
00:41:17.000 it's booming he putting them on baby mama's thriving now listen listen all my baby mamas
00:41:24.840 they don't even put me on child support mutual agreements like the government not dipping in
00:41:29.040 my status they're not gonna shoot my weight oh bet sure yeah you know i never found that problematic
00:41:34.640 my uh my dad would would make a big fuss about a prenup and and child support and you know not
00:41:40.580 knocking up a random girl but i don't mind supporting my child we're all five i don't i
00:41:47.760 mind that yeah how does that work exactly because you know how they take like um even kanye said
00:41:53.560 like she's gonna she's gonna leave with half right in that song when you do one you give half to
00:41:59.500 them when the second one comes do they come for half of the half then when the third one comes
00:42:04.040 they come for half a half and at what point do you have to use like a either a triple beam scale
00:42:08.260 or some sort of like little hanging device
00:42:10.340 to find out how much money you actually have left.
00:42:11.940 Like you're down to like a bunch of zeros after a decimal.
00:42:14.580 You know what I'm saying?
00:42:15.260 Like a small percentage of actual earnings.
00:42:17.740 The key is to just make more earnings.
00:42:20.960 Don't put yourself in the position. 0.89
00:42:22.340 The more money you make, the more babies you could have.
00:42:24.340 Nah, I ain't telling you that.
00:42:25.600 All right.
00:42:27.280 I'm just saying, making the babies
00:42:28.760 is just how the responsibility to take care of that.
00:42:31.040 If not, then you ain't no man.
00:42:32.540 That's a fact.
00:42:33.520 Have you been, well, let me preface.
00:42:38.260 We're all five intentional or we're all five unintentional?
00:42:42.660 I mean, it's all intentional.
00:42:44.260 Are you being more careful now?
00:42:46.580 I mean, I'm done, man.
00:42:47.460 I got six kids.
00:42:48.720 I mean, I want me more than you.
00:42:50.020 That's what I'm saying.
00:42:50.840 You're celibate?
00:42:51.400 At what point?
00:42:53.040 I ain't celibate, you know.
00:42:54.900 Surgical pullout or contraceptive?
00:42:56.840 It's like, which one are you rolling with?
00:42:58.340 Nah, man.
00:43:00.540 It's the hot sauce, right?
00:43:01.800 The hot sauce?
00:43:04.760 I said, speaking of brands, I said Drake should have dropped the hot sauce.
00:43:07.880 immediately immediately oh my god it's brilliant ovo ovo hot medium strength hot sauce and for 0.97
00:43:15.300 those big loads super hot fiery hot ovo hot sauce dump it right in the condom after you have sex 0.99
00:43:21.520 smarter than you look mikey you need this guy you should need this guy he's ready for my i know one 0.99
00:43:28.060 of your guys i know brian davis oh you know brian davis my guy yeah he told me he knew you same spot
00:43:32.180 in connecticut he told me a long time i know him longer than anybody else in this room that's the
00:43:35.800 family yeah so look bro yeah this time next year yes where you at this time next year we're in the 0.90
00:43:43.260 playoffs man i'm balling for somebody not a fucking boy jake paul you know the boxer of course he said 0.83
00:43:53.160 he got hands on the football field too and was talking about potentially going out as a uh yeah 0.97
00:43:58.340 he told me he always wanted to play football oh yeah really i told him i told him why don't you
00:44:02.460 Get on here.
00:44:02.900 Do we have an extra money?
00:44:04.100 He could sit with us and just pop back.
00:44:05.740 We do, right?
00:44:06.900 Get this young champion on his side.
00:44:08.100 Just pop him in right here.
00:44:09.060 He could use mine.
00:44:09.780 Do you want to come on for a sec, Jake?
00:44:10.680 Yeah, let's do it.
00:44:11.460 Hey, I'll move down.
00:44:12.660 Or you move down.
00:44:13.940 What's up, yeah, Jakey.
00:44:15.400 Last time we were together, we were UFC.
00:44:16.860 Yo, a knockout artist.
00:44:18.380 Shutting down the UFC event.
00:44:21.860 Yo, a knockout artist.
00:44:23.440 Impulsive on a budget. 1.00
00:44:28.180 Yo, a whole ass cat. 1.00
00:44:29.420 You hit him up to teach you how to play football? 0.99
00:44:33.400 Yeah, after I was at the UFC event, I was like,
00:44:35.120 yo, I'm actually serious about being a receiver or safety,
00:44:39.540 but I think I'll be a slot receiver.
00:44:43.020 So, yeah, and he was like, yeah, I have a whole facility.
00:44:48.800 We can run some routes.
00:44:49.640 Let's get him going.
00:44:50.900 Hey, AB, he has hands.
00:44:52.200 He told me his first love was football, so I think Jake's more of a safety. 1.00
00:44:55.780 He want to hit some shit. 0.99
00:44:57.320 Yeah, I just don't know if I would want people to score touchdowns on me. 0.99
00:45:01.960 It would hurt my ego.
00:45:03.100 What would you do? 1.00
00:45:04.400 I would just probably punch them. 1.00
00:45:06.940 I would get myself into some shit. 1.00
00:45:09.980 I would walk off the field, too. 0.99
00:45:12.020 That's why I don't get why people are so mad at you for that.
00:45:14.960 Let me do that. 1.00
00:45:16.320 Jay, get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:45:17.880 You're done. 1.00
00:45:18.400 What are you doing?
00:45:20.000 I would go home.
00:45:22.140 And you did it in style. 1.00
00:45:25.160 That shit was lit. 1.00
00:45:26.740 But that, I mean, I'm... 1.00
00:45:29.460 If they think A.B. is bad,
00:45:32.360 yo, this kid in the NFL, nah.
00:45:36.300 Jake, you probably would have moved him, huh?
00:45:38.340 Would you have moved him? 0.99
00:45:39.020 Yeah, like a little Randy Moss shit. 0.98
00:45:40.900 Well, yo, don't put that energy out there. 0.99
00:45:42.560 You're hindering his chances to get picked up now.
00:45:45.320 Jake could be a good teammate.
00:45:47.440 Jake's been knocking boys out.
00:45:48.720 He ain't got a ton of running around with these guys, right, Jake?
00:45:50.980 No, I'm just saying, like, after I go, like, I'm going to go 10-0.
00:45:54.260 and then I'll probably just see if I can make it in the NFL.
00:45:57.620 Because I'm going to be, what, like 29?
00:46:00.060 I'm going to be like athletic prime.
00:46:02.640 I can run a 4.45 second 40-yard dash and I got hands.
00:46:07.340 What else do I got to do?
00:46:08.180 What does the path look like for Boxer Extraordinaire, YouTube, Ultraman,
00:46:14.900 Jake Paul to go to the NFL?
00:46:17.380 What does that look like?
00:46:18.720 I mean, Jake Paul, he's been doing what people say he couldn't do,
00:46:22.400 you know, from the beginning.
00:46:23.620 I just have one question
00:46:25.560 because as soon as you said it on Impulse
00:46:27.860 that one episode, I was like
00:46:29.120 I just feel like being an NFL athlete
00:46:31.840 isn't one of those things you could do
00:46:33.520 you can learn how to box in a year, anyone can
00:46:35.620 completely disagree 0.99
00:46:38.120 that's very ignorant
00:46:39.520 I'm sorry 0.99
00:46:41.900 you can learn how to box
00:46:44.200 in a year, no, you have to be naturally gifted 0.94
00:46:46.000 be able to take a punch, be crazy enough
00:46:47.820 and you think you're naturally gifted in football 1.00
00:46:50.000 bro, you're insane enough to get in a 0.69
00:46:52.200 boxing and fight another man repeatedly and this at the end of your right hand i've seen it it's 0.98
00:46:57.560 some sort of cannonball like something's going on there right but in football there's a whole
00:47:01.800 another set of skills like your calves are way too big fam look at these things jasper made the joke
00:47:06.320 last night he could hop off the top of the empire state building and just land because these things
00:47:11.580 you got two liter soda bottles in your calves they're gonna slow that's what creates the speed
00:47:16.720 jake gotta play defense but you think he could just just hop into the sport you think he could
00:47:24.680 just hop in the sport ab they're gonna defense bro i think there's i've seen so many corners
00:47:28.640 and safeties that don't wrap up when they tackle and they just let receivers blow right past them
00:47:34.260 like i saw a crazy just touched on the other day i mean it happens all the time that the corners
00:47:38.700 like just like let it go right past them and obviously everything looks easier on you when
00:47:45.800 you're watching on tv but i know that like people are like oh just hit them with the right hand or
00:47:50.060 we just win the fight in the first round like it's a lot harder than you people than you think
00:47:54.220 but i think but i think also like people are going to start looking at boxing and what
00:47:59.820 these guys and ksi and all the other players in that space have done to bring eyes to the sport
00:48:05.880 and i think like as crazy as it sounds it's only a matter of time before other entities other sports
00:48:11.560 other industries start to say yo we want to take advantage of that same thing no matter how crazy
00:48:16.020 it is yo nasa's budget is down because not enough kids know about nasa we're sending jake paul to 0.74
00:48:20.960 the fucking moon this year like you laugh everybody laughs but like imagine getting 0.89
00:48:25.480 another billion impressions for nasa this year just by putting jake paul doing a couple walks 0.99
00:48:30.600 on the moon and maybe with that big ass calves you know how high you could jump on the moon with
00:48:36.500 those calves probably as high as i wanted i would float into the universe all gone it's gone
00:48:42.520 i bet so y'all y'all gonna be teammates you can find the same team and
00:48:46.820 here's here's what i'm saying i gotta test it out i gotta run some routes that's what i was
00:48:51.860 gonna do i was gonna just go see what's good i ran some routes with cam newton
00:48:56.300 i felt okay with that performance especially because bro i got i got butterfingers fam like
00:49:04.660 I got no hands.
00:49:05.840 In high school, I missed the ball, and they go, look, ma, no hands.
00:49:12.980 I'm fast.
00:49:13.920 I can hit people, but I could never catch.
00:49:16.220 And, Jake, I'll tell you something. 0.99
00:49:18.300 Catching footballs from an NFL quarterback, this ain't no Ken Axel shit. 0.99
00:49:25.040 That was my high school quarterback. 0.99
00:49:27.220 Ken Axel.
00:49:27.580 No disrespect, Ken Axel.
00:49:28.900 He's just got a lot of touchdowns.
00:49:30.000 He's a great player.
00:49:30.720 He's at home right now.
00:49:31.800 But it's different, bro.
00:49:32.720 Cam Newton, you take about 10 of those balls 0.98
00:49:34.660 and then your hands are sore and bruised. 0.97
00:49:37.920 That's, again, it's like one day.
00:49:39.840 Imagine if I dedicated six months every day to do that.
00:49:42.940 I'm just letting you know.
00:49:44.080 You have gloves on?
00:49:45.520 I did have gloves on, yeah.
00:49:47.120 You don't wear gloves all the time, right?
00:49:50.820 You say you go wrong.
00:49:53.140 I can't tell.
00:49:53.940 Right, right.
00:49:54.700 Raylo.
00:49:55.320 Who are you talking to, Greg?
00:49:57.680 Look, first of all, I always go wrong.
00:49:59.240 i i needed the hot sauce because i ain't got the condo
00:50:04.500 but uh but yeah no hot sauce
00:50:10.120 ab i got i got a loaded loaded question for you right now
00:50:17.240 contract comes in 10 million dollars fight night yeah and they're like you
00:50:24.160 could fight either logan or jake yeah which one you picking
00:50:29.040 no that was not an available answer to that i'm not i just beat the box man i ain't beating up
00:50:37.900 like boxing you know bro oh you just don't want to fight you're saying i told 50 i told loge 25
00:50:43.640 mil loge you see how the price keep going reverse i told him three years ago in 2019 the price was
00:50:49.020 24 million he said he looked at me and thought i was crazy he called me the next morning says
00:50:54.100 It's $2 to $4 million.
00:50:56.620 The price got to go up.
00:50:57.980 $50. 1.00
00:50:59.120 Fuck. 1.00
00:50:59.620 $50 M's. 1.00
00:51:00.460 $50 M's?
00:51:01.260 Ethereum.
00:51:01.900 Straight to your wallet.
00:51:03.120 All you got to do is fight one of the Paul brothers. 0.97
00:51:06.420 Beat him.
00:51:06.980 You choose your boss. 0.92
00:51:08.040 Who do you want to fight?
00:51:10.020 I want to play football, man.
00:51:11.400 You got me all over the place.
00:51:12.700 No, bro.
00:51:13.360 I'm just asking you the questions, man.
00:51:15.180 He's going to choose me, bro.
00:51:16.660 I got no hands.
00:51:17.260 This offseason, maybe we'll play football. 1.00
00:51:18.860 No fucking hands. 0.99
00:51:20.400 Maybe this offseason, we'll play football together. 1.00
00:51:22.580 We'll respond. 1.00
00:51:22.980 I knew Logan beat up all the grunt brothers
00:51:25.640 That was a big topic in our locker room
00:51:27.840 When you came and beat those guys up
00:51:30.860 Maybe this off season
00:51:31.980 When I get my ankle cleaned up
00:51:33.420 We do a little healthy sparring
00:51:35.380 Maybe do some routes
00:51:36.600 I'm emerging these guys world
00:51:38.660 Emerging my world
00:51:39.640 We collab a little bit
00:51:40.460 Yeah, yeah
00:51:41.000 This is
00:51:41.420 There's no beef bro
00:51:43.400 It's like a fun day
00:51:43.940 We have a fun day
00:51:44.880 A fun sport day
00:51:45.980 Yeah
00:51:46.400 I'm with that
00:51:47.920 It's like a field day
00:51:48.880 But we'll make it like our field day
00:51:50.320 Where are you based?
00:51:52.240 Wherever we want
00:51:52.920 You know, we got locations everywhere.
00:51:55.000 Do you have a location right now?
00:51:56.180 Do you live in an actual structure of any kind?
00:51:59.120 Of course.
00:52:00.240 Where does that exist?
00:52:01.820 Everywhere.
00:52:02.640 Oh, it's a mobile home?
00:52:03.780 Wherever I'm at, we live in.
00:52:05.060 It's a mobile home.
00:52:05.860 An RV? 1.00
00:52:06.400 No, it's some big shit. 1.00
00:52:07.460 Big shit. 1.00
00:52:07.920 It's a big ass RV. 1.00
00:52:09.540 AB, where the fuck do you live, bro? 1.00
00:52:11.740 What city do you live in, dog? 1.00
00:52:13.220 Oh, no, Tampa, Pittsburgh, LA, wherever, New York.
00:52:15.620 Got it, got it.
00:52:17.140 You know?
00:52:17.620 Got it.
00:52:18.920 Got paths to go, like rooms to go.
00:52:21.780 You have a good birthday?
00:52:22.920 yeah yeah man how was the party man bro give me both mics give me both mics yo my party was lit
00:52:31.600 but one of the best 24 hours of my life like logan said it was just incredible like nothing
00:52:37.620 nothing else like i'm still having crazy bro we one second i was jumping a dirt bike then i was
00:52:45.200 like riding a razor through the snow then i was shooting guns then a guy was backflipping
00:52:50.560 a motorcycle
00:52:52.460 over me
00:52:53.760 I had sex in the woods 0.93
00:52:56.540 in the snow 0.97
00:52:57.360 yeah in the middle of nowhere
00:52:59.100 did you catch blue balls in the snow
00:53:02.560 no bro so
00:53:03.780 in the middle
00:53:07.080 do you see like animals out there
00:53:08.940 or no
00:53:09.240 I didn't see animals
00:53:11.980 I was
00:53:12.780 I was hooking up with a girl in the woods once
00:53:16.800 and a deer
00:53:18.900 walked by and that was pretty cool
00:53:20.340 I swear to God
00:53:21.940 Did he ask for a piece of that
00:53:23.100 Yeah yeah
00:53:23.740 I let him hit
00:53:25.780 I said oh dear
00:53:29.060 And then I let him hit
00:53:30.860 Alright alright
00:53:32.240 I think it's it
00:53:33.220 I think we got it all
00:53:34.540 Is there anything else bro?
00:53:36.880 Yeah man
00:53:37.340 I miss you guys man
00:53:38.320 Yeah bro
00:53:38.760 We gotta chill more
00:53:39.400 You're everywhere though
00:53:41.160 You know
00:53:41.660 You're tough to track
00:53:42.380 I'm glad we got you here
00:53:43.780 Last time I saw you 1.00
00:53:44.780 Bro like three girls 0.99
00:53:45.660 Over that time 0.86
00:53:46.260 That was me?
00:53:48.560 That was me
00:53:49.320 That was me
00:53:50.100 doesn't sound like me
00:53:52.600 maybe someone else
00:53:54.660 I can do that again if you want
00:53:56.840 just let me know where to show up
00:53:59.220 and I'll be there
00:54:00.180 AB thanks for coming on bro
00:54:01.360 yeah this was fun
00:54:02.720 ladies and gentlemen thanks for listening to this episode of Impulsive
00:54:05.620 we love you hit that subscribe button
00:54:07.080 we'll see you next time Jake thanks for the special appearance bro
00:54:09.060 thank you guys
00:54:10.000 alright take it easy peace
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