Impaulsive with Logan Paul - February 22, 2022


E314 The Arnold Schwarzenegger Interview

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E313 Logan Paul Is In Love E315 Oliver Tree To Logan Paul: “I Don’t F*** With You”

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00:02:12.300 I normally never have cream puffs.
00:02:14.340 I never have kind of a lintzer tort or saka tort or afrisch drool or whipped cream.
00:02:20.260 But yesterday I had it all.
00:02:22.020 Why not?
00:02:29.140 Beach day
00:02:31.520 It was so much fun
00:02:33.040 Did you guys see the pictures?
00:02:34.140 Bro, who goes to the beach during the Super Bowl while LA's in the game, bro?
00:02:38.260 I know
00:02:38.640 That was odd
00:02:40.000 It's odd
00:02:41.420 Who said rolling?
00:02:44.440 Who did say rolling?
00:02:46.740 Who said rolling?
00:02:48.780 I didn't know
00:02:49.480 Did someone say action?
00:02:55.160 Do you need that cue?
00:02:56.600 Do you need that to happen?
00:02:57.600 Otherwise we can't start
00:02:58.440 just a bit of pressure on him yeah i know i know i know i'm gonna i'm taking notes by the way i'm
00:03:04.640 watching how you're navigating exactly he goes he goes who's who's who's doing the sun who is doing
00:03:10.480 the water where's my where's my water what about the sun you guys are slacking off on the sun
00:03:15.060 what about the mic the mic is where's my seat you know so it's like the whole thing everything is
00:03:21.300 wrong we pretend everything is wrong and we have to start all over again right then everyone is
00:03:26.200 kind of more aware of that we got to be on guard.
00:03:29.780 We got to do this now, right?
00:03:31.660 Who said, who said Roland?
00:03:34.380 He's a comedian, so he's usually making people laugh.
00:03:36.580 He's also hot.
00:03:37.400 He's also high as hell, Arnold.
00:03:39.280 Yes.
00:03:39.780 Now I'm extremely nervous.
00:03:42.780 But I'll get on to something.
00:03:44.720 All right.
00:03:45.180 So, yeah, you pulled up a tabletop to sit on.
00:03:47.800 Here we are.
00:03:48.640 Venice Beach, Gold's Gym.
00:03:49.800 Ladies and gentlemen, we have Arnold Schwarzenegger on the podcast.
00:03:52.000 Unreal, dude.
00:03:54.640 Arnold, I got to be honest with you.
00:03:56.200 i'm falling apart man i'm a mess it's the end of super bowl weekend week bit of a bender
00:04:03.100 here you are i walk in the gym 8 a.m you're pumping iron 1.00
00:04:07.560 you really make me feel like a piece of shit man no one you're not a piece of shit you're 1.00
00:04:14.400 just celebrating the day a little bit too much tomorrow you get with the program again and then 1.00
00:04:18.840 you work out look you no one gets to where you are without working out hard and being disciplined
00:04:25.240 and having a clear vision in the drive
00:04:28.140 and having the fire in the belly
00:04:29.460 and having that want power
00:04:31.400 and that willpower and all that stuff.
00:04:33.360 So today you can celebrate.
00:04:34.660 Every so often you have to slack off
00:04:35.920 like I did yesterday.
00:04:37.380 I normally never have cream puffs.
00:04:39.480 I never have kind of a Linzer Torte
00:04:41.640 or Sacher Torte
00:04:43.060 or Afrisch Drudel
00:04:44.280 or whipped cream.
00:04:45.360 But yesterday I had it all.
00:04:47.240 Why not?
00:04:48.620 Today...
00:04:49.140 Let's go.
00:04:51.100 Let's go.
00:04:51.680 I'm going to hit the abs again.
00:04:52.980 Let's go.
00:04:53.400 Today we hit the abs again, right?
00:04:54.800 We do have a live laugh track a live audience here Kevin you could just do a
00:05:09.260 quick pan of the set looks like we got some carpet blocking the Sun for the
00:05:14.840 next 10 minutes until it gets a little higher at which point you two will have
00:05:17.660 to raise at another six inches that's interesting usually you do squat jumps
00:05:23.080 box jumps on those holding up the uh he's also sitting on a table i know i love how there's
00:05:29.820 weights on it and legit weights on it yeah where'd you where'd you watch the game arnold
00:05:34.600 i watched it at home you did yeah yeah we had a few friends over and it was really nice
00:05:39.740 he didn't know i had my commercial playing there my commercial for bmw ix the electric bmw
00:05:46.100 because i'm a real fanatic about uh getting off fossil fuels and uh making more cars giving people
00:05:54.140 a choice basically between the fossil fuel cars and electric cars and hydrogen driven cars and
00:05:59.700 stuff like that so bmw came to me like a few months ago and said would you like to do a commercial
00:06:04.580 for us for an electric car we're coming out with one that goes from zero to 60 in 4.6 seconds and
00:06:11.540 it goes like 325 miles before you have to recharge it i said wow this is really fantastic and it has
00:06:17.800 500 some horsepower 524 horsepower i say i'm in i'm in is this a brand deal are you getting paid
00:06:23.840 for this commercial right now are you getting paid extra to do it on this podcast why because
00:06:30.180 people are gonna buy it now our audience love you want to tell us where they can find out
00:06:33.640 the day i'm not selling anything i'm just going to give you the reason why i jumped at it because
00:06:39.160 it was like very funny the commercial and it was like a good product so I said to myself I should
00:06:44.760 do it and so I watched it yesterday the Super Bowl it was the first quarter it was on and it
00:06:49.460 was very funny I played Zeus I played the father of Hercules right and I played Hercules 50 some
00:06:55.000 years ago Hercules in New York which um yeah thank you very much so when my kids didn't
00:07:01.580 cooperate really well and didn't turn out the lights or didn't make their bed I always said
00:07:06.540 and I said, if you don't make your bed
00:07:08.260 and if you don't wash your laundry
00:07:09.500 and if you don't turn out the lights,
00:07:11.100 I'm going to make you watch
00:07:12.220 Hercules in New York 10 times.
00:07:14.080 And they mean that the room was clean.
00:07:16.940 They were really cooperating well.
00:07:19.200 Yeah, because they hated the movie so much.
00:07:21.300 Watching it over and over, I tell you.
00:07:23.280 Dude, it's got to be weird being you.
00:07:26.140 Imagine being his kid.
00:07:27.480 What that's like.
00:07:28.420 I know, that's tough.
00:07:29.940 But you got great kids.
00:07:31.620 I'm friends with your son, Pat.
00:07:33.060 I know, I know.
00:07:33.960 And even you got that brand new son-in-law, Chris Pratt.
00:07:36.540 yeah he's fantastic i mean uh we're very lucky to have such a great great man coming into our
00:07:43.340 family and uh captain is very happy obviously she's really in love with him and they're
00:07:48.620 now expecting a second baby um i don't know exactly what it's going to be a boy or girl
00:07:54.860 uh but eventually they would tell me all they don't know and they will just find out
00:07:59.580 when the baby arrives you know so cool man so family oriented you had such a successful career
00:08:05.100 and it's interesting because you're super multifaceted too like there's almost like
00:08:09.900 there's three arnold's right there's like movie star arnold there's athlete arnold
00:08:13.340 bodybuilder arnold and then political political arnold yeah the governor which one is your
00:08:19.420 favorite to be well i tell you um you know as you get older you discover kind of more different
00:08:29.340 sides of yourself you know because when i was your age uh logan i only thought about being the
00:08:36.860 greatest bodybuilder i want to have the biggest arms the biggest tries the biggest stealth have
00:08:41.260 the best posing routine beat everybody and go from competition to competition be the winner
00:08:46.300 and become the greatest bodybuilder of all times but then you get older a little bit then you go
00:08:51.820 to the next phase and say well i cannot do that forever what's next so then you say well you know
00:08:57.500 acting my my heroes reg park and steve reeves those guys that played hercules they went from
00:09:02.380 bodybuilding into acting so i said maybe that's what i should do so i i started that and that was
00:09:08.220 of course as intense about that as it was with bodybuilding and i started you know working on it
00:09:13.820 on my speech classes and accent removal classes acting classes english classes and all those kind
00:09:20.620 of things and uh i started working my way up until i got finally conan the barbarian and commander
00:09:27.260 and I was on a roll and then you know you get the the place where all of a sudden you have done so
00:09:33.240 many movies where you say you know I'm not really that excited anymore to do another movie maybe I
00:09:38.060 should do something else and just at that time they had a recall election in California to recall
00:09:44.800 Governor Davis a total recall and so I said myself well here's a good opportunity I run for
00:09:49.660 two months it's not like a whole year or two years of running I run for two months and then
00:09:54.780 the election on october 7th and so then i jumped into doing that and i really enjoyed the political
00:10:01.580 life after one and really had a great time but then you get older after that when you're finished
00:10:07.020 with that then you start your institute and you said the schwarzenegger institute and you start
00:10:11.260 getting more and more into helping other people because you know when you're young it was all
00:10:16.460 about me me me then eventually as you get older it becomes more and more like not just me me me
00:10:22.460 but we we we how can we all success be successful how can we all be healthy how can we all train
00:10:29.200 how can i inspire other people to train how can i write more books about training how can i have
00:10:33.900 more seminars how can i be out there more and inspire millions of kids to train and to get
00:10:38.720 maybe into politics and to get into acting and to let them know that they can be successful
00:10:43.940 you know i'm i'm so what i'm saying is there's another side of me now that i discover which is
00:10:49.800 really caring to help other people and there's the artistic side you know like from here i go over
00:10:56.600 to my office and i paint with my daughter because it's valentine's day so we're going to paint some
00:11:03.160 heart-shaped things and for you know for her mother and for her and she's gonna make them for
00:11:08.100 me in order and we just paint so there's another side of me so there's many many sides that we all
00:11:13.200 have i think that comes out as we get older it seems to me were you always good at at balancing
00:11:19.320 bodybuilding and emotional stuff and all that that entire range of of uh versatility or do you have
00:11:26.160 to work to get to a point where you can get emotional and paint hearts well i i um it is not
00:11:34.760 so much emotional it's just that when you have children yeah all of a sudden you say yourself do
00:11:40.340 i want to buy christmas cards do i want to go out and buy birthday cards or can i go and paint the
00:11:48.260 Santa Claus can maybe I remember from my days when I was in elementary school and in middle
00:11:53.720 school in Austria we painted so I said maybe I should just get some colors and start painting
00:11:58.300 you know my Christmas cards and my Valentine's cards and my Easter cards and birthdays and all
00:12:04.300 of those things and make an effort and so I started getting into painting only because of my kids
00:12:09.160 not because of emotions or anything else it was just the kids and so one thing inspires the other
00:12:15.260 thing and so then you discover that there's you know feminine side in you there's a masculine
00:12:19.600 side in you there's an artistic side in you there's a giving side there's a selfish side
00:12:23.580 there's a powerful side there's a weak side there's a vulnerable side there's a leadership
00:12:27.220 side you know you discover all those different things but you have it sorry it's hard to speak
00:12:33.280 and um to form thoughts mainly because of my hangover but uh but you have the means and the
00:12:40.160 curiosity to do all the things like your your ability to evolve and adapt innately i think like
00:12:46.280 i'm listening to like in short you decided to become governor because you were bored you decided
00:12:50.960 to become a movie star because it was the next best appropriate thing but you had the means to
00:12:54.580 do it right and it's funny i used to talk about accident removal classes but i feel like
00:12:58.180 it's so you and it played such a massive role in like what you ended up doing in the roles you
00:13:04.760 ended up getting um but i think most people don't have that thing that they want to do more i say
00:13:12.540 all the time life's not short you just got to do more and you're clearly climbing your second
00:13:17.000 mountain um right your first being that of your own personal pursuits goals endeavors and then
00:13:21.440 the second being um service providing to other people spreading your arms and using the things
00:13:26.620 and the knowledge you've learned to to to be the best person and contributor to the world that you
00:13:32.000 can and you have a mini pony running around your house while you paint like you have a beautiful
00:13:37.840 family it's all the things and you continue to grow evolve and adapt even like this podcast which
00:13:43.660 i found out today was your first let's call it like gen z podcast which we're honored to to be
00:13:48.480 able to like i don't know have a mom yeah i mean show them in an open format to an audience that
00:13:54.080 probably maybe i don't know like maybe they haven't watched a terminator which i find disgraceful
00:13:57.560 Horrifying
00:13:58.060 But like maybe a seven year old
00:13:59.220 Hasn't seen John
00:14:00.380 Or seen Predator
00:14:01.580 Or something like that
00:14:02.500 Or Junior
00:14:04.100 With Danny DeVito
00:14:05.360 Twin
00:14:06.720 No Junior as well
00:14:08.260 Which I found out
00:14:09.840 That you were high on
00:14:11.780 You were stoned out of your mind
00:14:13.060 Is that true?
00:14:16.020 Hold for playing
00:14:17.060 Hold for playing
00:14:17.840 Let's do that again
00:14:21.400 Because I think people
00:14:22.540 Maybe missed with your question
00:14:23.680 No no no
00:14:24.140 Junior
00:14:24.560 Danny DeVito
00:14:26.220 Great movie
00:14:27.420 which i found out recently that you were stoned out of your mind on hot high as hell well not the
00:14:34.780 whole movie no no it's that guy it's that guy with the notepad yeah sending the cars they're
00:14:42.720 talking about him getting high send a plane over quick it's not it's not the whole movie of junior
00:14:47.620 so what happened was as i was saying um and jimmy kimmel uh the other day i was like explaining
00:14:55.600 that danny put a trick on me you know we were smoked we both smoked cigars and then after lunch
00:15:01.760 he gave me a stogie a long beautiful monte christophe and after i smoked it we went back to 1.00
00:15:07.680 the set and we continued our scene and all of a sudden i forgot all my lines and i forgot that
00:15:13.600 i even did the scene in the morning when they said to me he says honor it's a continuation of
00:15:17.680 the scene we did in the morning i said i cannot remember what they did in the morning either
00:15:21.280 i said i don't remember anything and and so i realized after an hour and a half later i finally
00:15:28.640 got got my memory back and i started remembering now the lines and i said okay i'm ready now to do
00:15:34.480 my close-up i said let's switch the camera around notice and i saw ivan reitman uh who sadly passed
00:15:41.600 away last night i have to say i'm really really depressed about that yeah terrible he was 75 years
00:15:47.360 old I don't know what happened there but I mean in any case um he and Danny DeVito were always
00:15:53.020 kind of smirking and going like and I said what's going on between those two well obviously Ivan
00:15:59.800 was in on the whole thing and I felt kind of like um terrible that I didn't remember my lines that
00:16:06.460 I'm wasting everyone's time and uh but you know they were perfectly fine and we just switched
00:16:12.040 around and danny did his close-up first and orders and then i realized that danny put some marijuana
00:16:19.160 in front of the cigar stuffed it in there i had some visual effects guys or some of the people
00:16:24.200 the prop guys on the set do it for him and so i got loaded and i was just forgot everything
00:16:30.600 so it was one of those things so it was not the whole movie was this one moment this one afternoon
00:16:35.560 for an hour and a half that i had absolutely no memory one time i was so high i forgot who i was
00:16:42.040 Do you know how scary that is?
00:16:44.240 I know. You're telling me.
00:16:46.420 Yo, on a movie set?
00:16:47.980 I know.
00:16:48.620 I've gotten high where I'll literally be forming thoughts
00:16:50.820 and by the end of the sentence,
00:16:52.960 I forgot what the beginning of the sentence was
00:16:55.080 and I'll just be like completely, I'll just stay quiet. 0.99
00:16:57.460 You're also in some deep shit right now. 0.98
00:17:00.020 Oh, I apologize. Why am I in some deep shit? 1.00
00:17:01.900 Just because you're always, you're impotent, dude. 1.00
00:17:04.300 Oh, no, yeah, I have issues.
00:17:06.220 You have issues?
00:17:06.940 Yeah.
00:17:07.300 What are your issues?
00:17:08.440 Well, I got into smoking.
00:17:10.200 Issues.
00:17:10.660 Issues.
00:17:11.240 Issues.
00:17:12.040 It's you.
00:17:13.040 It's you.
00:17:14.040 It's you.
00:17:15.040 Wow.
00:17:16.040 Wow.
00:17:17.040 It's you.
00:17:18.040 Yes.
00:17:19.040 Exactly.
00:17:20.040 It's you.
00:17:21.040 The issue is you.
00:17:22.040 Exactly.
00:17:23.040 It's you.
00:17:24.040 You should be a therapist there.
00:17:25.040 I feel something better.
00:17:26.040 You feel better now, right?
00:17:27.040 I feel great.
00:17:28.040 Yeah, you don't have to pay.
00:17:29.040 Don't worry about it.
00:17:30.040 You just have to go out and reset triceps.
00:17:31.040 Okay.
00:17:32.040 All right, good.
00:17:33.040 And please never interrupt this guy.
00:17:35.040 I will, thanks.
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00:18:30.720 I say we stay on this movie tip for a second.
00:18:32.460 You have done, I mean, some of the most well-known, prolific.
00:18:37.700 Over $4 billion as a lead in movies.
00:18:40.460 Crazy.
00:18:40.780 At the box office, yeah.
00:18:41.660 Movies of all time.
00:18:42.780 My father is probably one of your biggest fans in the entire world.
00:18:45.040 He's going to be insanely jealous of him at this.
00:18:47.220 What would you say is the work that you're most proud of
00:18:50.780 and that you remember the most intimately and that you love the most?
00:18:55.620 Well, you know, I think that overall I didn't want to pick a movie
00:18:58.880 because to me the action movies were as important as the comedies were.
00:19:04.400 And I was very fortunate that I could show that I am really good in the action genre and that I also could cross over and do comedy.
00:19:17.260 That's very hard to do because, as you know, it's very, it's, I mean, to cross over no matter what it is, you know, all of a sudden seeing Dustin Hoffman playing Conan the Barbarian won't happen, right?
00:19:27.860 Because it's not believable.
00:19:29.140 So the trick of it is how do you make it believable that you as this action guy can actually be funny or the circumstances can be funny?
00:19:37.040 And so that to me, I think I was the proudest that I was able to do that.
00:19:41.320 And that's why I'm so upset about Ivan Reitman, the director of the movie Twins and Ghostbusters and all this movie Dave and Junior and Kindergarten Cop and all this stuff, that he passed away.
00:19:54.920 because it was Ivan Reitman that was in Aspen with me
00:20:00.160 when we was up there skiing, and one night we sat together
00:20:03.560 with Robin Williams, and Robin Williams and him said to me,
00:20:08.300 you're really funny, Arnold.
00:20:09.560 I didn't know that side of you.
00:20:11.500 And I said, well, I said, you know, because in the movies,
00:20:14.200 you just see the series, Arnold, they'd say, I'll be back.
00:20:19.580 You know, putting the knife through the heart and saying,
00:20:21.680 stick around and all those things you know or kill someone and just just say this please don't 0.96
00:20:27.680 disturb him he's dead tired you know and uh all this kind of line so i mean this is so i said 0.66
00:20:34.220 to myself this is what ivan reitman knew this is what robin williams knew of me but they didn't
00:20:39.660 know the other arnold and so the he then suggested says you should do comedy and i said ivan if you
00:20:45.920 write one for me and if you direct it i could go and do this i said but i need the help and i need
00:20:53.140 to push and i need someone that pushes me along with this and convinces the studios that that's
00:20:57.780 what we should do because the studios kept saying to me says i don't know we're not going to give
00:21:01.360 you a comedy because we make so much money on action movies why would we always hadn't changed
00:21:05.660 don't fix what isn't broken right right so ivan then helped me and that's how we did then the
00:21:10.820 first project which was twins and that's when i broke into comedies and danny devito was extremely
00:21:15.900 helpful also and we had a good time so i'm proud of that but i think that the key thing is is i
00:21:22.400 think that um you have this in you that desire to grow or you don't because that's where it all
00:21:33.480 begins you know we can talk about the titels from here to eternity and i think that's why i'm also
00:21:39.040 sitting here today and doing this podcast because i admire you guys thank you no i really do because
00:21:45.660 I always say to the guys, everyone, I say, this is so great.
00:21:49.680 These are ordinary guys from Ohio that go and say, we want to be special.
00:21:56.400 We don't want to just be ordinary guys.
00:21:58.520 And we are willing to put the effort into it.
00:22:01.180 We are willing to make the sacrifices.
00:22:03.260 We're willing to fight for it and to go and work for it and train for it and do all this kind of stuff.
00:22:08.780 And which takes hours and hours and hours every day and discipline and all this stuff.
00:22:13.320 And you guys don't just talk about it.
00:22:15.560 you do it. And so I was, it's so refreshing to have guys like this come on the scene,
00:22:21.040 especially the day with the social media and with the way things work to kind of to do things in a
00:22:26.700 different way than everyone else. And that's what I did. I did my, my, my whole way and road in my
00:22:33.640 life was always different than everyone else's. And that's why I could relate to you and your
00:22:38.680 brother so well that you do things differently than everyone else does. And I love that. It's
00:22:44.200 refreshing so here we are sitting here you know i admire you guys and you guys it's really
00:22:50.320 fantastic dude yeah i'm honored that's it's a lot that is a and we're doing the slap fest
00:22:56.080 together dude okay okay okay this is gonna be big time because i've never seen this live 0.57
00:23:02.360 dude i can't imagine being in that arena watching these guys slap the shit out of each other i know 0.58
00:23:08.360 let me tell you this and you this i don't know if you know this all right 0.78
00:23:11.380 so okay breaking here's the alpha uh arnold and i are presenting the slap fighting championship
00:23:17.660 in columbus ohio on march 6th you may have seen this event go viral online where two men 0.92
00:23:23.160 or women stand across from each other and slap this shit out of each other slap for slap it 0.98
00:23:30.360 started in russia then it moved to poland then it got some infrastructure now they're bringing it to 0.99
00:23:34.540 the united states we're doing it at the arnold classic your bodybuilding event uh i think on
00:23:39.340 the last day and him and i are presenting why this is hilarious is because as you know i was
00:23:45.700 supposed to go to russia to enter the slap contest i don't know if you know this are but i know but
00:23:50.720 it gives us all the documentary the documentary i didn't remember i watch everything dude we did
00:23:54.680 a full-on script we were going to go there and scripted had scripted like a mockumentary about
00:23:59.840 like he was going to get his head slapped off he you were going to enter too you were going to fall
00:24:03.100 in love with a minesweeper a russian woman that looked for old landmines in russia yeah fall in
00:24:08.400 with her a full-on back we wrote a whole backstory and then we didn't well because i slapped the guy
00:24:13.280 and i'm like oh this is a real violent sport and also what if that happens to me you know like i
00:24:19.440 don't know not for me but the guys that are participating huge massive the guys headlining 0.54
00:24:26.000 the fights the one guy's name is zales he's 16 you know he's a professional he's a monster 0.70
00:24:31.200 monster takes people's heads off oh yeah versus versus a uh a hawaiian guy named koa i think they 0.93
00:24:38.000 call him the crazy hawaiian who is like america's version of the fucking slap champion so like dude 0.97
00:24:43.840 it's going to be on famio march 6th pay-per-view him and i are presenting which is going to be 0.94
00:24:48.400 hilarious right it's going to be great because uh why this is the perfect uh event is because
00:24:55.680 the arnold classic is a sports and fitness festival and we never kind of choose and
00:25:03.120 kind of have an attitude about no matter what the sport is so people ask me says stop competition
00:25:10.020 why would you have that i say i got the same question when we had an axe throwing a competition
00:25:16.580 and then they ask the same question when we had the the you know the scottish games competition
00:25:23.220 where they throw when they carry around those heavy beams and and and and then throw it say
00:25:28.400 Why would you have that?
00:25:29.620 Why would you have archery? 1.00
00:25:30.920 Why would you have an event for people that are handicapped,
00:25:36.540 physically handicapped?
00:25:37.920 So we have everything.
00:25:39.760 We have sports after sports after sports.
00:25:42.380 We don't judge anything.
00:25:44.220 We are only there to have people be able to compete
00:25:47.060 and have people to watch and be entertained and inspired
00:25:50.400 by watching all the sports.
00:25:51.920 That's what it is.
00:25:52.600 And I know we're going to have a great time
00:25:55.740 watching the slap competition as long as we don't get slapped. 0.84
00:25:58.400 and then we're going to watch them competing they're doing exactly what they want to do
00:26:03.320 compete in this sport and the audience will just love it watching those things guys going down
00:26:09.500 because as you could see as i saw in your video how guys got that went down passed out because
00:26:16.440 of a slap and it's just that so people like the drama yeah then they pick them up and then they
00:26:22.420 slap again and it's just wild what's going on there so i think the honor classic will not only
00:26:27.700 have the world's strongest man competition and then only have the powerlifting competition and
00:26:32.280 the weightlifting competitions and the world's most muscular man there and the most perfectly
00:26:38.340 perfect physiques and the women's competitions and all that we will have it left and right from
00:26:43.600 friday through sunday those kind of competitions and i'm so happy that you come there you have
00:26:48.400 been there at the arnold's classic watching it i know that and so you're gonna be i'll be back
00:26:52.640 right i'll be back i got a little sentimental story so the arnold classic takes place in
00:26:58.080 columbus ohio i'm from ohio when i was 11 years old my papa took me to the arnold classic and i
00:27:05.980 got within this close of arnold himself on video i remember you walked by you were doing you know
00:27:13.160 your little rounds to the ground and i like scooted through and you walked by me i may have
00:27:17.900 even like touched your arm and i was like dad i touched him i touched his arm and i looked for
00:27:22.680 the video on facebook i couldn't find it this morning but it is absurd how truly full circle
00:27:28.400 life can be like man i can tell you when i saw you that time i didn't know i'd be coming back
00:27:34.380 over a decade later to present what i consider to be one of the most entertaining fastest growing 0.55
00:27:39.060 combat sports uh so i mean kids go for it anything is fucking possible i'm telling you i'm telling 0.89
00:27:46.780 it's just crazy he's sitting right there and a decade ago i was like wow and it's nuts but you
00:27:52.860 see this is the important thing to inspire people and to let them know anything is possible and i'm
00:28:03.020 talking about not just people in hollywood but i want to reach to that little village in poland
00:28:12.220 That little village in Ukraine, in Russia, in China, in Africa, in the Middle East,
00:28:19.700 that the poorest of the poorest people is, if they can watch this and they see ordinary folks can make it.
00:28:28.100 I want to inspire those people there and say, you can do it.
00:28:31.860 Just have a vision and have the will and just chase your vision.
00:28:35.960 That is the most important thing. You can do it.
00:28:37.840 Look at me. I come from a little Austrian village.
00:28:40.540 there was a population of 800 where everyone said to me all the time forget it you will never make
00:28:47.300 it but then I saw Reg Park in the movies and then all of a sudden I got inspired you know so I had
00:28:54.540 kind of I had a way of looking at the world through the movies and I got inspired and this
00:28:59.520 is what we're doing here today it's inspiring people come out and watch it look at Logan look
00:29:04.920 at his brother look at so many people look at Muhammad Ali look at Mike Tyson these are people
00:29:09.860 came from nothing and they worked their way up and it became something you know it can be done
00:29:15.060 so this is what it's all about is inspiring everybody i love that message it's funny it's
00:29:19.540 just you know the people who are successful are all saying the same thing there's a through line
00:29:24.180 to it yeah you can do it if you work hard yeah it's it's like a sacrifice and surrender i think
00:29:28.340 the the hardest part for most people and you always do a good job of like relating this
00:29:31.860 back to um the audience is is that surrender to the unknown the uncertainty like you you know
00:29:38.500 it might not be super apparent right off the bat what's going to happen with your life but
00:29:42.420 that's what you have to surrender and then just sacrifice everything you got to go
00:29:46.900 get your you're the epitome of it my dad told me about your story when i was uh
00:29:51.300 when i was young how you would you would train uh in between in between sessions in the war right
00:29:56.340 or are you in boot camp i was uh i was in the military and uh i was a tank driver
00:30:04.500 and it was in the austrian army and i remember we were maneuver and at night you know we parked our
00:30:11.140 tank we first dug a hole underneath the tank that deep so we could sleep underneath the tank without
00:30:19.060 the wild boar going after us and that was always the danger because we were surrounded by wild
00:30:23.860 boar and stuff like that and um there was no enemy because it was just maneuver uh but i mean so
00:30:29.860 So around seven o'clock at night, when it got dark, I then went and opened up this compartment
00:30:37.200 in my tank where you have the tools in case the tank breaks down.
00:30:41.840 But I didn't have tools in there.
00:30:43.160 I gave the tools to some other tank driver, and I had my collapsible kind of bench that
00:30:50.420 you could put the legs together and all this, and then do your flies.
00:30:54.340 I had my dumbbells in there.
00:30:55.760 i had my barbell plates and the barbell at the bar in there and i started working out and we
00:31:01.400 all were working out like two hours before we went to sleep at night so we were so we were
00:31:06.440 training and then we were eating and then we went to sleep and the next morning we got up at five
00:31:10.340 again to continue on with the maneuver but there was like a daily occurrence it was just you know
00:31:14.800 all about you know i got to go and become mr universe it didn't matter if i was in the military
00:31:19.460 it didn't matter if it was a tank driver or that the food was shitty uh you know that we just
00:31:24.060 mostly eight potatoes there I don't know in order so nothing mattered it was just I got to train
00:31:29.600 every day so it was that kind of a discipline so that's I think what your dad talked about do you
00:31:34.100 think having that goal helped you because oftentimes I find a good idea or a goal can
00:31:40.440 plague me in the best way it's all I care about absolutely I think that we don't operate well
00:31:47.620 if we don't have a mission
00:31:49.640 if we don't have a specific vision
00:31:52.180 and a specific
00:31:54.100 goal because then you have
00:31:56.240 something to shoot for
00:31:57.260 I mean look every single
00:31:59.260 airplane that takes
00:32:02.260 off knows where they're
00:32:04.160 going
00:32:04.460 imagine you have the most sophisticated airplane in the world
00:32:08.220 and it takes off and there's nowhere
00:32:10.200 to go
00:32:10.680 it's not going to have a successful mission no matter what
00:32:14.280 and so this is why it is so
00:32:16.080 important to have a mission
00:32:17.540 to have a specific goal because then every rep that you do every workout that you do will get
00:32:24.700 you one step closer to that goal and you know why you're doing you never ask yourself at six in the
00:32:29.240 morning why the hell am I doing another 500 sit-ups why am I getting up at five in the morning
00:32:34.720 go to the gym you know why yeah I mean I always knew that for every rep I did every set I did
00:32:41.120 every squat I did every bench press I did every chin I did every leg raise I did was to get one
00:32:46.560 step closer to becoming the world champion in bodybuilding and it felt good and i had a good
00:32:52.480 time doing it and i was smiling in the gym doing it rather than like other guys that had this kind
00:32:57.640 of a clamped face you know all pissed off looking that that's me i never i knew exactly why i was
00:33:04.300 and still today i come in here i do my sets i do that because i'm i'm from 75 years old you know
00:33:11.340 i got to go and stay in shape i'm doing more tv shows i'm doing a tv series i'm doing more movies
00:33:16.700 I want to be in shape, and I want to, you know, look according to you.
00:33:19.080 It's already tough enough as it is to stay in shape.
00:33:22.320 So you've got to do it no matter what.
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00:33:44.100 in tennessee call or text the tennessee red line 800-889-9789 back to the program well i was gonna
00:33:50.940 ask like do you you've done it all why do you still come to the gym you know 75 years old i mean you
00:33:58.780 you did the mr universe well for the same reason uh you know we talked about that for the same
00:34:04.480 reason as why am i having breakfast today i had breakfast yesterday at breakfast 10 years ago
00:34:09.120 why am i still having breakfast right it's like it's part of your day why am i still sleeping
00:34:13.420 i slept five 20 years ago i slept 10 years ago so i'm still sleeping it's so it's so rooted in
00:34:19.540 who you are exactly it's the same as with training training is part of my life it's that simple
00:34:25.020 nothing will ever change until i die i will be working out and i will be having a great time
00:34:31.160 in the gym and i will be getting the pump and i i and i want to feel good you know and like i said
00:34:38.180 And it's tough enough as it is when you get older.
00:34:41.440 But you have to hold on as much as you can.
00:34:44.260 And you have to still watch what you eat and all of those kind of things.
00:34:48.140 It's all good.
00:34:48.900 No cream puffs.
00:34:49.620 And you know what's the greatest thing?
00:34:51.720 Cream puffs.
00:34:52.160 The greatest thing is not a cream puff.
00:34:54.140 Well, that is great, too.
00:34:55.820 But that we are in America.
00:34:58.080 Think about this for a second, huh?
00:35:00.000 You know, people, we know that we have, there's a disarray, right?
00:35:04.100 I mean, the Democrats and Republicans don't get along.
00:35:06.320 And there's the fighting on Capitol Hill.
00:35:07.840 and you know not much is getting done and all of those kind of things but one should never ever
00:35:12.960 forget that we are still in the greatest country in the world right because when i go overseas
00:35:19.240 people are still the day just like 20 years ago and 50 years ago come up and says can you help
00:35:24.440 me get to america can you help me get to california i want to get over there it's the greatest place
00:35:29.260 there's nowhere else i want to go they don't ask me to go to china they don't ask me to go to
00:35:34.340 australia they didn't ask me to go can you help us go to the middle east or to africa no they asked
00:35:39.100 me to come to america absolutely i was going to bring that up you talk a lot about chasing your
00:35:43.380 dreams and going after what you love and what your passion is and california for the longest time has
00:35:49.880 been a state that people go to to chase their dreams it's always been that right and i came
00:35:54.460 out here six years ago and immediately fell in love with the state fell in love with the coastline
00:35:58.940 with the beaches with the girls with the weather with everything about this state and uh lately
00:36:03.960 there's been a ton of slander, a ton of bad talk about California, about how it's being run, about
00:36:11.600 the status here and the state of things. What do you think is the biggest, having run the state
00:36:18.260 at one point, what do you think is the biggest obstacle that we're up against as Californians
00:36:22.200 right now? Well, I think that the biggest obstacle is that we have a political kind of a situation
00:36:27.900 where democrats are basically running the state and not that their policies are necessarily bad
00:36:36.660 a lot of times but i mean what i mean is is that there's no balance between democrats and
00:36:41.240 republicans when we get the most accomplished is if there's a good balance and when people sit down
00:36:46.820 and you meet in the middle and you get things done just like when i was governor i worked with
00:36:50.840 democrats as well as i worked with the republicans and we got things done not everything but we got
00:36:56.640 things done uh never mind he's fired he's your lighting guys falling all over the place that's
00:37:02.380 dylan he's on there we are not gonna say he had a late night he's doing the best he's doing the
00:37:07.280 best so that so he goes so this is the problem so we don't have a two-party system so to speak
00:37:13.920 where there's more of a balance and it's in the leadership thing you know it's it's it's it's uh
00:37:18.800 we have had um you know for 20 years the or 30 years the homeless problem and it doesn't get
00:37:25.060 solved then you have the the problem of the taxes going up and that's not being
00:37:29.200 solved then you have a problem that we have you know a spending problem and
00:37:34.060 that's not being solved so this is it and then we have an infrastructure
00:37:37.360 problem where we don't have the electric lines the power lines being buried in
00:37:41.920 the ground we have an infrastructure problem that we don't have you know the
00:37:45.880 water system fixed that we have a water system where we don't have droughts
00:37:49.660 every year and just really go and build an infrastructure that collects the
00:37:54.620 water and keeps the water so that we have enough water so there's a lot of the high speed rail
00:37:59.180 thing has been in lately in the news a lot that the costs keep going up and it's so there's a
00:38:04.900 very complex issue there's a lot of problems but there is but there's complex issues they're not
00:38:09.240 easy to solve but i think they're just easy to solve when you have two parties come together
00:38:15.100 and solve those problems together so that's as simple as that but as i said i remember when i
00:38:21.480 came to this state it was the same thing you know there was the the major major problems
00:38:28.440 in america there was in 1968 where the big demonstrations with the democratic convention
00:38:34.400 in chicago and there was the vietnam war uh then there was you know afterwards it was watergate
00:38:40.900 and there was all kinds of of problems that we had in america but i still said this is the best
00:38:49.060 place in the world and so no matter how bad we do it's still the best place to remember that
00:38:53.580 california what happened up there yes i'm saying now yeah but i mean uh i think no no it's okay
00:38:59.340 i i think that the the key thing is is that we know you can look at california also in a positive
00:39:05.780 way and this is that it is the fifth largest economy in the world so we're not only number
00:39:10.620 one economically in america by having the greatest gdb of 3.3 trillion dollars or whatever
00:39:17.540 but we are the fifth largest economy in the world right behind china germany the united states
00:39:24.780 itself right i mean just think about that so we are really uh unbelievable in japan so those are
00:39:31.260 the four countries that are ahead of us everything else is behind us so this is for a state really
00:39:36.700 extraordinary so yes we have our problems but it is a jewel it's a jewel and now i'm gonna go to
00:39:45.620 another jewel which is my daughter she's waiting in my office and she's painting she's going to
00:39:50.680 paint with me because it's valentine's day so it's daughter's daddy kind of painting together i hope
00:39:55.660 you you excuse me and it was great to talk to you guys and let's do it again have to and i can't
00:40:01.720 wait to see you in columbus let's go march okay march fourth fifth and sixth exactly we appreciate
00:40:07.880 you thank you it's the number one podcast in the world that's a fact arnold schwarzenegger ladies
00:40:12.720 and gentlemen thank you logan an honor thank you an honor i say we cut to that angle right now the
00:40:17.940 one point it throws the sky all right so arnold just arnold just uh went to go paint uh with his
00:40:27.060 daughter which i think is so cool i love him wow i love that guy he's incredible so i have a i just
00:40:33.240 did a podcast called unwaxed with sylvester stallone's daughters unbelievable like beautiful
00:40:39.020 humble smart intelligent like the quality of women that he produced was unbelievable like i could not
00:40:45.260 believe i was blown away and uh it kind of reawakened this dream of me of having a good
00:40:51.100 family in this industry and watching them be so grounded yeah and so cool and sitting here with
00:40:56.840 him it's just it could happen you could have literally it all it exists yeah it does like
00:41:01.740 he's sitting here i'm literally like dude dude you've had a successful career a successful private
00:41:05.620 like publicly and all the things and i don't know if you know his kids but they're stellar human
00:41:10.020 beings bro pat and uh uh chris katherine they have to be yeah just ditched us for them no but
00:41:16.740 we want to go paint dude it's just my dad doesn't paint with me dad you know how much it cost time
00:41:20.660 you painted was the last time you all painted together mr big george your son george he literally
00:41:25.780 looked me in the face and said with who when's the last hey big george when's the last time you
00:41:30.580 He painted with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
00:41:34.860 15 minutes was what we were originally supposed to be given.
00:41:38.300 Do you know how much it would cost to get 45 minutes of Arnold Schwarzenegger's time?
00:41:41.980 Like, that was incredible.
00:41:43.820 He doesn't do podcasts.
00:41:45.560 Nuts, dude.
00:41:46.340 He doesn't do podcasts.
00:41:46.640 I don't even.
00:41:49.660 Purpose.
00:41:50.100 When you slipped, bro.
00:41:52.040 Oh, yo, Dylan, you fell over.
00:41:53.840 Dylan took a tumble.
00:41:54.600 Dylan, you.
00:41:55.620 Also, jump in.
00:41:56.560 Wait, you didn't hear the bang in the back.
00:41:58.520 You ran into a wall?
00:42:00.260 with my forehead are you good with my forehead well yo listen with my listen it's guys it's
00:42:06.620 super bowl monday right now it is the least productive day on earth people are not at their
00:42:12.500 jobs right now they are not it they are not been at the beach you would have been relaxed
00:42:16.080 dog total hours of sleep 12 hours max max we have been up drake just in pever concerts every
00:42:27.880 after party every suite just running and then we get the call yesterday arnold schwarzenegger
00:42:33.220 8 a.m i'm sorry what what roll the video of logan asking you after the super bowl win where the
00:42:41.320 after parties actually roll that roll that and mike goes mike where's the after parties and mike
00:42:48.500 are you excited like what are you talking about i do not ever want to go to a party ever again
00:42:55.480 Yo, that suite that we were in yesterday was sweet.
00:42:59.040 Are we doing this?
00:43:00.580 Thank you to them.
00:43:02.020 Sweet.
00:43:02.720 Thank you to Raising Cane.
00:43:03.220 Oh, shout out Raising Cane's for having us at the suite.
00:43:05.480 Todd.
00:43:05.580 No, that's a shout out.
00:43:06.740 Whoa, you had Raising Cane's?
00:43:08.480 Yeah, yeah.
00:43:09.420 I love them too.
00:43:11.120 Todd, his whole family.
00:43:12.280 Again, another successful business, public life, private life.
00:43:15.980 The whole family was so sweet.
00:43:17.760 They were nice enough to give us tickets to the Super Bowl,
00:43:19.480 invite us to their suite,
00:43:20.300 which attracted the most clouded up group of people I've ever seen in my life.
00:43:24.460 It was because you went to Sylvester Stallone's podcast and didn't invite us.
00:43:30.080 I'm not liking the fact that no one's inviting me.
00:43:31.400 I'm calling everybody out here.
00:43:32.720 Listen, when you get a girlfriend, this is what happens.
00:43:34.340 You get on the do not invite list. 0.78
00:43:35.840 It's true.
00:43:36.240 Well, I wasn't even invited at first.
00:43:38.560 I have a girlfriend, and she didn't come.
00:43:43.100 That's what happens, George.
00:43:44.100 Because you didn't even invite your girlfriend.
00:43:45.360 That's what you have to do, George.
00:43:46.900 But I want to be invited.
00:43:48.280 What happened?
00:43:48.820 Guys, I'm a great wing, man.
00:43:49.960 Watch this.
00:43:50.400 Check this out. 0.99
00:43:50.820 If a girl's looking at you. 0.99
00:43:54.220 I'll be like, yo, that guy's a good boxer.
00:43:57.060 You know what I mean?
00:43:57.940 Okay, maybe I shouldn't come out with you guys.
00:43:59.240 Mike was invited morning of, if it means anything.
00:44:03.700 Yes, that's correct.
00:44:04.160 You were invited today for yesterday's Super Bowl.
00:44:06.920 I invited all of you guys to the beach.
00:44:09.080 Dude, it was Super Bowl Sunday, George.
00:44:10.520 No one wants to go to the beach.
00:44:11.300 Why not?
00:44:12.060 Nobody's there.
00:44:12.740 Parking was primed.
00:44:14.240 Are we actually doing this whole thing of that Super Bowl?
00:44:18.680 Because we have a story to tell about a certain rapper on a bus.
00:44:22.120 Oh yeah
00:44:23.900 Wait can I say who's in the booth 1.00
00:44:26.280 So Nelly is the rapper
00:44:28.040 What happened with Nelly man
00:44:30.240 You see Logan's sneakers
00:44:33.720 You don't say anything during the Arnold Schwarzenegger podcast
00:44:36.940 You bang your head
00:44:38.140 You fall over
00:44:38.940 And this kid can't get one word out
00:44:41.120 Let him say his words
00:44:42.760 Sorry
00:44:43.120 Are you done
00:44:46.020 Joe Jonas
00:44:49.080 Sophie Turner
00:44:50.460 Drewski
00:44:51.420 French Montana
00:44:52.260 Shawn Mendes
00:44:53.240 Murder Beats
00:44:54.720 Theovan 1.00
00:44:55.560 Food God 0.99
00:44:56.680 Mike fucking Malak 0.99
00:44:58.180 The Raising Cane's family 0.99
00:44:59.740 And owner
00:45:00.280 And our accountant
00:45:01.760 Alex Smith
00:45:04.120 Dude
00:45:04.440 And um
00:45:05.460 And uh
00:45:06.160 The One Direction
00:45:07.320 Um
00:45:07.960 Niall
00:45:10.060 Neal
00:45:11.260 Neal
00:45:11.540 Yeah
00:45:11.940 Not to mention Jack Harlow
00:45:13.900 Like dude
00:45:14.420 People were popping in and out all day
00:45:17.480 But
00:45:17.660 Crazy
00:45:18.980 Crazy
00:45:19.500 Like, the most eclectic group of people.
00:45:21.640 Him giggling in my ear for no reason.
00:45:24.380 The most.
00:45:25.800 George is really on one today.
00:45:28.600 The most eclectic group of people in one room that I've probably seen.
00:45:33.360 And, obviously, a lot of the suites are like that at the Super Bowl.
00:45:36.560 But this one was special.
00:45:38.940 But before we even got there, we got on the bus earlier that morning from the Beverly Hills Hotel.
00:45:44.960 And I saw this man jump on the bus. 0.98
00:45:46.940 And the first thing he said was, damn, they got two strip of poles in here? 0.99
00:45:50.880 And me and Jeff looked at each other and said, is that fucking Nelly on this bus? 0.99
00:45:57.880 Dude, we get to meet a lot of people in this industry. 0.98
00:45:59.620 We get to meet a lot of cool people.
00:46:01.340 Yeah.
00:46:01.720 But when you see, when we in this age and you as well, you see Nelly, E-I, E-I, E-I, uh-oh.
00:46:12.960 I would immediately start blasting the heat just so I could hear him say,
00:46:16.520 is it getting hot in here bro and then i did one worse i got right on aux and threw on we going 1.00
00:46:22.860 down down baby dude he has some slaps no he goes nah nah nah yeah cut the shit he was the guy and 0.97
00:46:30.620 then bro mike mike wasn't letting him well i've said two i did two but two of his songs in a row 0.99
00:46:34.840 but he no not in a row but he but then i had to text mike and say yo he's not into
00:46:39.200 Mike is that guy.
00:46:40.240 Mike is that guy, huh?
00:46:41.640 He's not interested.
00:46:42.520 He texted our group chat.
00:46:43.820 He was like, yo, he's getting mad every now.
00:46:46.500 You know why?
00:46:47.300 This is why I love our group.
00:46:48.560 It's because we're like, dude, there's been so many times where we have to contain ourselves.
00:46:52.380 I had Jason Statham right in front of me one time, and he had to pry me away from hugging him from his back. 0.98
00:46:58.260 Because, bro, like, listen, I know I ain't shit, bro. 0.97
00:47:01.000 Jason Statham is, he's a sexy man. 0.99
00:47:03.620 How am I not going to hug him from the back and rub his head?
00:47:06.440 Mike, let's continue your story.
00:47:07.860 I'm sorry.
00:47:09.200 So, but you see us all clowning around, and he was sitting in a group of people that was,
00:47:16.780 you know, it's, by the way, once again, it's the morning before the Super Bowl.
00:47:20.000 People are stoic.
00:47:20.960 They're relaxing.
00:47:21.820 But they see us, me, Logan, and Psycho Jeff in the front going nuts, turning up to music.
00:47:27.740 He gravitates towards us.
00:47:29.360 People love positive energy.
00:47:31.120 They like to turn up.
00:47:33.260 So he shows up, and he sits right in front of Logan, and we start this conversation.
00:47:38.700 Hold for playing.
00:47:40.220 He actually was going after the alcohol, not you, Mike.
00:47:43.860 I was going to say.
00:47:44.420 I didn't say me.
00:47:45.260 I didn't say me.
00:47:45.980 There was something about it.
00:47:47.140 There was something about it.
00:47:49.140 It's hard for me to picture Nelly on a bus just dancing towards you,
00:47:54.200 playing his songs.
00:47:55.160 It was a little mixed.
00:47:56.300 He was closer to liquor, but he also could have gotten a shot
00:47:59.220 and went back to his seat.
00:47:59.860 We were turning up.
00:48:00.940 We were turning up, and everybody else was sitting there
00:48:02.660 talking about business.
00:48:03.700 He still had not slept.
00:48:04.620 Right, still had not slept from the drink party.
00:48:06.720 So he sits down with us and started talking about bowling,
00:48:10.920 started talking about gambling.
00:48:12.620 He said, you know who my favorite person in the world that smoked weed was?
00:48:15.820 So we're sitting there having this crazy conversation with him,
00:48:19.100 and Logan is sitting there, and he goes along the lines of,
00:48:25.540 I won't quote, a paraphrase.
00:48:28.560 Nelly, let me tell you a little bit about why Air Force Ones are such a...
00:48:32.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48:33.260 I know what I...
00:48:33.820 There was a very natural...
00:48:35.240 I know what he said.
00:48:35.860 You said these are four days in the Super Bowl.
00:48:38.100 Got it.
00:48:38.460 Because the way they look.
00:48:39.340 Zoom in right now, like, they're just old and kind of decrepit.
00:48:42.980 These are only four days old.
00:48:44.500 And I was like, this is four days old after, like,
00:48:46.640 degenerate Super Bowl party Air Force Ones look like.
00:48:49.260 How many do you meet?
00:48:49.840 And then I was like, and it's crazy because I was like, yo, Jeff,
00:48:54.320 you need to give me, like, three pairs of fresh ones every time I come back to the States.
00:48:58.620 And Nelly's looking at me just like.
00:49:00.640 And I ain't thinking nothing of it.
00:49:02.220 I'm like, I love.
00:49:03.020 I go, dude, I go, Nelly, bro.
00:49:04.740 like fresh pair of air force one straight up i don't know if there's any better shoe in the world
00:49:09.440 i go like i think i said i think every person should have like three pairs of these just ready
00:49:14.440 and i go and i go i go logan are you sure they need three pairs and not two and logan goes
00:49:22.240 mike what are you talking about why two i need three and i don't know and i look at nelly and
00:49:30.560 I look at Mike, and I'm like, he doesn't know if it's a joke yet or if he's dead serious.
00:49:36.620 I have no idea.
00:49:37.400 I'm like, why does it matter?
00:49:39.580 They're shoes.
00:49:40.480 They're a great pair of shoes.
00:49:41.260 And Nelly got real serious for a second.
00:49:42.800 And he goes, I'm the reason you have those shoes on your feet right now.
00:49:48.660 He made them popular.
00:49:51.040 100%.
00:49:51.480 Never heard that.
00:49:52.160 Mike goes, he shows me the YouTube video.
00:49:55.660 And, you know, what's it called?
00:49:56.860 Air Force Ones.
00:49:57.460 Air Force Ones.
00:49:58.020 And I'm like.
00:50:00.560 Out of all the things to talk about.
00:50:02.340 I don't know.
00:50:03.420 That's what I'm saying.
00:50:04.480 It was such a weird circumstance. 0.98
00:50:06.580 And also, how the fuck did I not know that? 0.93
00:50:08.960 And I'm like, dude. 0.97
00:50:12.500 Of course, Mike is like, all right, I got to play it.
00:50:16.300 And Nelly's like, no.
00:50:18.360 No, the girl.
00:50:19.140 The girl wanted me to play it really bad.
00:50:20.900 The girl from Airplane Mode.
00:50:22.700 Oh, yeah.
00:50:23.560 Sweetheart.
00:50:24.100 Yeah.
00:50:24.580 Real nice girl.
00:50:25.720 Michaela, yeah?
00:50:26.240 Yeah, Michaela, yeah.
00:50:27.520 But then I did the same thing not too long after.
00:50:29.800 we were walking through a crowd and somebody ran up to him like nelly i gotta get a picture with
00:50:34.280 you and i go he's like he's like i don't have time for this should i go just tell them to have their
00:50:37.880 phone ready and doing selfie mode while they walk next year he goes you trying to tell me how to 0.99
00:50:43.320 take pictures with fans man we are idiots i go we are idiots we are idiots but by but by the way all 0.99
00:50:52.360 love dude is the happiest coolest one of the coolest people i've ever met all day long we're 1.00
00:50:58.600 We're hanging out with all the people in the suite.
00:51:00.820 And all I kept saying was, where is Nelly?
00:51:03.680 We got to go find Nelly.
00:51:04.300 We got to find Nelly right now.
00:51:06.980 I'm like, bro, we're having a great time. 0.99
00:51:08.640 Like, fucking Sway Lee's here. 0.99
00:51:10.200 Shout out Sway Lee. 1.00
00:51:11.180 He's coming on.
00:51:12.060 So we got Sway will be on for sure. 0.97
00:51:14.620 That dude's fucking awesome. 0.78
00:51:16.000 Drewski will be on 1,000% in the next month or so. 0.51
00:51:19.400 Are we going to get the two people that stood us up?
00:51:22.460 Oh, oh.
00:51:24.400 No.
00:51:25.120 No?
00:51:26.260 Well, I mean.
00:51:27.000 Well, one of
00:51:28.940 Segway into
00:51:30.800 Halftime Super Bowl show
00:51:33.160 Oh my god
00:51:35.580 In the middle of the Super Bowl
00:51:37.460 Dog
00:51:38.120 Breaks out
00:51:38.840 One of the most legendary performances of all time
00:51:42.260 Don't do another Super Bowl show
00:51:44.900 Just never do another
00:51:46.160 Don't do another 0.96
00:51:47.120 Bro
00:51:47.380 Is it better than Bruno Mars?
00:51:48.460 Bro
00:51:48.680 Leave
00:51:50.440 George
00:51:50.940 Leave
00:51:51.400 Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:51:52.620 George
00:51:53.220 You're never getting paid 0.99
00:51:55.640 George, are you insane? 0.99
00:51:57.860 I know. 1.00
00:51:59.480 What do you mean you're with him? 1.00
00:52:00.700 That's why you fell over during the show, because you say shit like that. 0.99
00:52:04.560 Bruno Mars? 0.99
00:52:06.040 Disrespect that you're giving to legends that are as old as Bruno Mars.
00:52:09.820 Hold on, let's...
00:52:10.780 By the way, shave every bit of culture, music, taste, fashion that we wear in the year to this day.
00:52:16.240 He doesn't know what happened.
00:52:17.440 You told Nelly about Air Force Ones.
00:52:19.060 Don't come at me with culture.
00:52:20.760 Don't you ever come at me about culture again.
00:52:23.380 here's well the problem is george doesn't know what happened by this point everyone watched he
00:52:28.240 was on the beach playing volleyball with his dad painting hearts super bowl sunday he goes there 0.92
00:52:33.900 was no one at the beach no shit he goes he goes he goes was he goes was fun you missed it 0.96
00:52:40.020 yeah man wish we could have been there dude we should have missed dre and snoop and eminem 0.99
00:52:47.780 and 50 Cent.
00:52:48.960 Mary J. Blige.
00:52:49.620 Yo, listen.
00:52:50.240 Mary J. Blige.
00:52:51.140 Yo, bro, bro, bro.
00:52:53.400 And Kendrick.
00:52:54.120 And Kendrick Lamar.
00:52:56.000 One halftime show.
00:52:56.640 All right, it could possibly be as good as Bruno Mars.
00:52:59.220 I'll have to watch it to make an honest decision.
00:53:01.360 But by the time this episode comes out,
00:53:03.080 it's a three-week-old story.
00:53:04.940 So it's like, but, yeah.
00:53:06.140 But it was cool being in the suite with all these people,
00:53:09.040 and all of us were sharing this very special moment in our lives
00:53:13.200 where all of us were equally as flabbergasted
00:53:16.980 And just we knew we were all blessed to be there with each other watching a performance like during the halftime show, especially in general as well, because L.A. has been tortured by this pandemic, dude.
00:53:29.460 And people have been stuck in just like everybody else. But we've in a way tortured ourselves more than anyone else.
00:53:34.920 It made it impossible to go inside, made it impossible to go anywhere without a mask on or whatever.
00:53:39.080 and to be in this suite with all these people back outside
00:53:43.780 during this legendary Super Bowl halftime performance
00:53:47.900 with L.A. in the Super Bowl, L.A. winning the Super Bowl.
00:53:54.000 What a moment for Los Angeles, bro.
00:53:56.640 What a moment for Los Angeles and to be surrounded by colleagues,
00:54:00.660 creators, artists, athletes, and all the people that play 0.95
00:54:03.880 in this fucked up weird circle that we exist in.
00:54:06.460 It was a legendary moment. 0.87
00:54:07.600 it could have been uh either way that night because i'm gonna drive home from that incredible
00:54:11.440 beach night uh we stopped by that burger joint and i saw like i'm not kidding maybe nine swap
00:54:18.400 cars with them standing on the outside but the biggest smile on their faces because they're like
00:54:22.960 oh we're okay the city's not gonna burn tonight it's like they were waiting they're waiting for
00:54:27.920 it to loot and then people are gonna just start which i think did end up happening actually i
00:54:31.120 think they did do a little looting david was telling me but uh minor loot yes it's a minor
00:54:36.080 it took us six hours to get home oh my god six hours i erased that from my mind how dare you
00:54:42.240 bring that back into my mind we we no traffic at the beach by the way i try to rub it in
00:54:47.340 no traffic at the beach primo parking and everything we police escorted in it took us
00:54:52.340 about five minutes to get to the game and about 12 hours three hours well i think that's it probably
00:54:59.780 yeah probably done really stepping it up on the guests lately man like it's almost like another
00:55:05.860 rival podcast
00:55:07.700 kind of force us
00:55:08.680 to step it up. 1.00
00:55:09.440 Imagine if Shaq
00:55:10.180 showed up, dude.
00:55:11.360 Oh, that was the other thing.
00:55:13.100 Yeah, Shaq stood us up.
00:55:14.320 Well, he actually
00:55:14.820 could have sat down
00:55:15.680 and stood me up.
00:55:16.300 He's really tall, but...
00:55:17.280 Nice.
00:55:17.800 None of those.
00:55:19.620 Wait, did you want to say?
00:55:21.580 None of those.
00:55:21.900 Do you want to say what happened?
00:55:22.820 He said none.
00:55:23.400 None of those kind of jokes.
00:55:24.720 Do you want to say
00:55:25.740 what happened when we ran into him?
00:55:26.440 Yeah, we were at the
00:55:27.120 Sports Illustrated party.
00:55:28.200 Yeah, I saw him 0.99
00:55:29.120 and I fucking pressed him. 0.99
00:55:30.500 Wait, did you know you didn't? 0.99
00:55:31.580 No, you was going to.
00:55:33.120 Mike's like,
00:55:33.740 yo, tell Shaq you'd be great
00:55:34.760 on our podcast today.
00:55:35.860 i would have yeah i was going to and right as i was about to do it he beat me to the punch he goes
00:55:42.420 hey man i'm sorry i couldn't come on your podcast today and i was like yeah man you did great 0.61
00:55:48.980 but he had already said yeah he already sucked all the window yeah and then and then m&m'd you 0.69
00:55:53.860 i was looking up at him and i'm like i'm just kidding bro you're shack you can honestly do 0.94
00:55:57.780 whatever the you want and he goes i know like i will accommodate you know give me whatever you 0.89
00:56:03.140 fucking want we'll wait for you he didn't even give a reason i go what was his reason he goes 0.90
00:56:06.900 there wasn't one he just said sorry i didn't make it to your podcast hard stop no but no like we'll 0.99
00:56:12.820 do it next time like just nothing i'm we're gonna get him on fucking he's fucking shack but you have 0.98
00:56:17.780 to understand when you're dealing with a guest like a caliber like that these things happen dude 0.99
00:56:23.780 like i take zero for sure for sure zero i was brushing my teeth very aggravated no no i was
00:56:29.700 and and and that oliver tree podcast amazing they changed my life what a show that was the best
00:56:35.940 podcast i've ever done what a show i like him that guy's awesome i was showing in our three
00:56:41.540 hour drive back just constant posts from oliver tree on his instagram it gets even more ridiculous
00:56:48.340 than he is as a human dog at one point he goes i mean the the back story that he goes and how 0.89
00:56:54.740 deep-rooted his
00:56:55.820 jokes are, his inside jokes. 0.98
00:56:58.740 He's a massive troll, but he 0.92
00:57:00.800 lives permanently in that space. One part, he's 0.93
00:57:02.860 like, yeah, man, so I got this, I signed this artist
00:57:04.840 under me. His name's Lil Ricky. It's a mad
00:57:06.980 talented dude. And we're all like, yeah, yeah,
00:57:08.860 fire. Cool, man.
00:57:11.240 Yo, Lil Ricky's like an alien.
00:57:12.820 No, he is an alien. He's a seven-foot
00:57:14.660 alien. He's a seven-foot tall alien.
00:57:16.640 He's telling all about how he's this great artist 1.00
00:57:18.900 and all the shit. He lives in a 1.00
00:57:20.880 different world. His timeline, like,
00:57:22.600 Dude, that's why on the podcast, I was really nervous that people think I didn't like him. 0.86
00:57:26.140 I was so fucking confused. 0.81
00:57:27.620 Yeah, 100%. 0.97
00:57:28.200 On what was happening.
00:57:29.780 He's a genius.
00:57:30.540 That's what you need to know.
00:57:31.460 If you know that about him, every other thing you do, you look at it in a different scope. 0.98
00:57:35.940 And once you're in on the joke and you see what he's doing, you're like, this guy is fucking brilliant. 0.99
00:57:40.740 I did a deep dive on all this shit when I went home. 0.99
00:57:42.860 I watched the music videos. 1.00
00:57:43.820 His biggest thing is his legal team.
00:57:46.040 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:46.820 Jeremiah Johnson.
00:57:47.620 Jeremiah Johnson.
00:57:48.340 Jeffrey.
00:57:48.620 Jeremiah Johnson.
00:57:49.360 Jeremiah Jeffrey.
00:57:50.900 Jeffrey.
00:57:51.400 Jeremiah Johnson.
00:57:52.020 Jeffrey, yeah.
00:57:53.820 Which, by the way, is just him.
00:57:54.960 But there's a website.
00:57:56.540 Oh, my God.
00:57:57.160 Bro, he just...
00:57:59.000 Dude, his dedication is fully built out.
00:58:02.320 He's like a...
00:58:04.100 He is like that.
00:58:06.040 Yes.
00:58:06.560 Oh, man.
00:58:07.000 No, that's it.
00:58:07.900 That's it.
00:58:08.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:58:09.340 As fucked up as he just made that happen. 0.99
00:58:11.400 It's actually accurate. 0.99
00:58:12.180 Tyler Perry, who plays all the characters.
00:58:14.020 He just...
00:58:14.580 You know what I mean?
00:58:14.900 Eddie Murphy does it.
00:58:16.020 Yeah, there's others that...
00:58:16.980 Mike Myers does it.
00:58:17.760 Like when I was looking at the...
00:58:19.200 Michael Myers.
00:58:19.680 The slime, the print on the slime bottle, and I'm like, oh, he, like, wrote a backstory and has calories.
00:58:27.380 He planned on saying the serving size joke.
00:58:29.540 I was like, there's 3,000 calories?
00:58:31.000 He's like, well, that's actually per serving.
00:58:32.380 It's two and a half servings, bro.
00:58:34.740 Dude, like, he had set up jokes.
00:58:36.500 Like, that's incredible.
00:58:37.980 Also, but I love when he broke out of character when you were still filming afterwards with him,
00:58:42.660 and you could see a little, like, a little.
00:58:45.460 You can break him by reverse Uno-ing him.
00:58:52.220 And I was doing it outside when we went after.
00:58:55.920 You got to make a joke that ones up his level and he'll break his character.
00:58:59.680 You get a little giggle out of him.
00:59:00.840 Correct.
00:59:01.480 And then he resets.
00:59:02.840 And then he resets.
00:59:04.040 Because it's not really a character.
00:59:09.080 It is, it is, but it's him.
00:59:12.640 That's just him.
00:59:13.280 That's who he is.
00:59:13.680 Is there a chance that podcast isn't out yet
00:59:16.460 When this one comes out
00:59:17.460 Yes right
00:59:19.620 Oh that's a good build up for them
00:59:20.920 Would you be down to go to Vegas right now
00:59:22.500 Okay yeah
00:59:24.100 Can I come
00:59:25.520 Please
00:59:27.300 Do you have a valentine
00:59:29.140 Yeah
00:59:31.640 Many
00:59:32.820 No
00:59:33.940 Do
00:59:36.020 Yo you got a valentine
00:59:39.240 Yeah
00:59:39.640 and you too well you're thinking about it i'm thinking about it yours is funny though
00:59:47.880 wow you know well things happen all right guys that's it thanks for watching this episode of
00:59:53.240 impulsive hit that subscribe button we love you we really do love you it's been great lately the
00:59:57.240 vibes are fantastic and uh shout out to our team shout out to our team yeah dylan caleb thank you
01:00:02.680 kaitlin jeff everyone who participated we're obviously kevin who's sitting over there david
01:00:08.500 anything now no no no because we've been running and gunning and going and uh our team's been
01:00:16.600 doing an amazing job of getting everything where it needs to be on time proper and dylan thanks
01:00:21.500 for holding that shade there i'm sorry i know i know i noticed i noticed i was like he's standing
01:00:27.820 i'm very surprised we made this makeshift work that is absurd all right we're done bye lisa
01:00:34.220 Tell them about our new show.
01:00:36.020 We have a new podcast.
01:00:37.380 It's called Don't Lie to Me.
01:00:38.760 I'm Lexi Iwanu.
01:00:39.940 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
01:00:43.740 And I'm Lisi DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,
01:00:48.500 occasionally different opinions.
01:00:49.860 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
01:00:52.700 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, Good Taste is my business.
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01:01:04.580 I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess podcast.
01:01:10.300 The true crime comedy podcast, all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it.
01:01:14.680 Each week, I bring on an amazing guest.
01:01:16.580 Ooh, I scammed them.
01:01:17.760 What?
01:01:18.220 I could talk to you for an hour.
01:01:19.760 You're a generational yapper, like me.
01:01:21.760 That's why I had to make yapping a job.
01:01:23.760 And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube.
01:01:26.980 Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
01:01:32.140 Hi, this is Kylie Brakeman, Angela Jaritana, Jeremy Culhane, Patrick McDonald, and we're
01:01:39.380 the hosts of the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists podcast, the Improvised Character
01:01:43.780 Comedy podcast, where each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft.
01:01:48.680 Join us for a panel of Eurovision participants.
01:01:51.760 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.
01:01:53.980 Does the Pope dress up?
01:01:55.300 He winks on Halloween.
01:01:57.580 He gets right up next to the microphone.
01:01:58.840 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.
01:02:02.420 You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.
01:02:07.740 Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app,
01:02:12.240 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
01:02:15.280 I'm Hamza.
01:02:16.100 And I'm Martin.
01:02:16.780 And we're the hosts of Out of Character, the funniest podcast in the entire world.
01:02:20.300 Ra-ra-op-the-team. 0.88
01:02:22.200 The Russian queen. 0.85
01:02:23.920 I like that.
01:02:24.840 It's a good way to promote ourselves.
01:02:25.780 We are two funny guys having fun enjoying ourselves and we just know how to have fun
01:02:30.620 unlike anyone else.
01:02:31.880 If you guys like fun conversations, hot takes, what else?
01:02:36.160 Not too hot, just kind of lukewarm takes to get your mind thinking a little bit.
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