Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E315 Oliver Tree To Logan Paul： “I Don’t F＊＊＊ With You”

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00:02:12.300 On the way over here, I was listening to that song of yours that goes,

00:02:15.080 Life goes on and on and on and on and on and on.

00:02:18.300 But I'm going to be honest with you, dog. 1.00

00:02:19.500 That song sucks. 1.00

00:02:20.820 That song blows. 1.00

00:02:22.560 Bro, I'm telling you right now.

00:02:29.320 Come on guys, we're going to the podcast.

00:02:46.820 I got to run over by the wheel.

00:02:57.280 Okay.

00:02:58.320 Or should I say, yo.

00:03:00.660 Are we going?

00:03:01.480 Yo, can I tell you something?

00:03:02.660 Sure.

00:03:03.380 Since you didn't give me any of the equity in prime hydration or any money at all, and I'm always drinking it, I just want one thing from you.

00:03:10.500 When you sell the company for hundreds of millions of dollars

00:03:13.340 And you buy a super yacht

00:03:14.320 Can you just name one of the dinghies

00:03:15.880 The little dinghies after me

00:03:17.120 And paint my name on the back of the book

00:03:19.700 That's all I ask bro

00:03:21.520 I swear to god

00:03:22.260 Yeah

00:03:22.660 I'll name it

00:03:23.500 I'll name it

00:03:24.100 Michael Loren

00:03:25.100 Your middle name too

00:03:26.580 So it's kind of elegant

00:03:27.440 No one knows that

00:03:28.320 Hey

00:03:28.620 His middle name is

00:03:29.720 Loren

00:03:30.760 Pick it up with my mother

00:03:31.920 Dude

00:03:32.400 Robin

00:03:32.880 Robin named him after

00:03:34.520 Ralph

00:03:35.560 Loren

00:03:36.500 Oh technically it's Loren

00:03:38.160 Loren yeah

00:03:38.940 I'm gonna turn myself up in the headphones

00:03:40.320 all right hold on welcome back to impulsive that i want podcast the world thank you guys

00:03:44.440 for listening watching if you get subscribing uh we got oliver tree on the podcast today

00:03:48.420 he's to my right he's to my right talk about a get dude no i'm so pumped to have you on here

00:03:54.780 hey hey i'm i'm yo what's popping with these headphones i know is it is it me at this point

00:04:01.260 i think everything that goes wrong is you yeah that's that's good yeah how how you how do your

00:04:07.000 headphones we don't need the headphones guys we're right here yeah bro you are a top selling

00:04:12.520 musician a recording artist expert a professional person you don't need headphones but we're 0.99

00:04:20.180 fucking rookies look at me poops idiots dude look at you're a singer dude i've seen your tracks no 1.00

00:04:24.840 bro this is youtube bullshit i don't got i don't got hundreds of millions of streams on spotify 1.00

00:04:29.260 this guy is 15 million monthly listeners on spotify let's go dog on the way over here i was 0.98

00:04:35.180 listen to that song of yours that goes life goes on but i'm gonna be honest with you dog that song 0.98

00:04:41.460 sucks that song fucking blows real i'm telling you right now the original lyrics was life goes 0.99

00:04:47.440 onion so like that was the original song life goes onion and then basically there's this other 0.99

00:04:51.780 song called life goes onion so i had the label made me change the lyrics and it was something

00:04:55.840 where once i changed the original dna of the song it just if it ruined the song completely

00:05:00.300 Wait, are you serious? 0.96

00:05:01.940 I'm dead ass right now 0.99

00:05:02.620 Do you like on 0.99

00:05:03.540 Are you an onion fan?

00:05:04.580 I love onions

00:05:05.400 Really?

00:05:06.220 Funyuns are my favorite snack

00:05:07.740 Like I eat Funyuns always

00:05:09.320 Every day, wherever I go

00:05:10.860 Like my boys bring Funyuns everywhere 1.00

00:05:13.460 Alright

00:05:13.860 If you had to choose one form of onion

00:05:16.920 Prepared in one way 1.00

00:05:18.280 Bro, stop fucking 0.99

00:05:18.800 Last question 1.00

00:05:19.900 Stop feeding you 0.81

00:05:20.160 You're trolling us 0.56

00:05:20.760 I'll make it quick

00:05:21.700 Onion rings, bro

00:05:22.740 I eat them every day

00:05:23.880 Onion rings are my main thing

00:05:25.980 It's a go-to

00:05:26.760 They're so good 1.00

00:05:27.440 And I love this shit 0.99

00:05:28.060 Do dip them in the special sauce 1.00

00:05:29.540 shut up i think he's trolling are you trolling bro are you kidding me why would you make a song

00:05:34.760 that goes life goes onion onion onion onion that's fire life is like an onion man there's many layers 0.95

00:05:41.380 to unravel it's like do you know about shrek he talks about yeah yeah yes yeah it's a good scene

00:05:46.300 it's a big part of my you know upbringing my parents they both basically what are you looking

00:05:52.620 have you like this because they both basically what no dude my grandfather had an onion

00:05:59.180 wait don't let me just explain this so they actually met working on the onion field

00:06:06.940 anyways let's move on this is really okay you're right this isn't why didn't i usually don't talk

00:06:13.920 about my personal life so i don't really like to like get into any of this shit but dude it's a

00:06:17.740 big part of my story okay well your story is fascinating you you kind of popped off out of 0.80

00:06:24.660 nowhere man and and we had a facetime call the other day yeah and by the way that song doesn't

00:06:29.660 suck i that was a joke i was gonna say this when when i look at you right now and i'm sitting

00:06:35.360 across from you got the cowboy hat on what are these called ruffles this is custom design i 0.99

00:06:40.460 designed the shit myself ruffles i'm looking at the ruffles and all the things you don't i i don't 0.74

00:06:46.800 Your professional artist career 0.98

00:06:49.120 Doesn't quite match

00:06:50.240 What kind of

00:06:51.700 I don't know 1.00

00:06:52.300 You're talking about the old shit bro 1.00

00:06:53.380 I made that song 1.00

00:06:54.040 Life Goes On seven years ago 0.99

00:06:55.300 So that's fucking old 0.98

00:06:56.420 It came out like eight months ago 0.99

00:06:57.800 It just popped off

00:06:58.580 But

00:06:58.880 It never

00:06:59.660 It just didn't come out 0.99

00:07:00.500 It was like some shit that 0.99

00:07:01.560 It just wasn't 1.00

00:07:02.640 Just the dichotomy of who you are

00:07:04.420 That isn't quite matching for me

00:07:05.580 Well that's because my new album

00:07:06.820 Cowboy Tears

00:07:07.520 That's coming out next week

00:07:08.620 February 18th

00:07:10.120 That's literally a whole new sound

00:07:11.720 I've changed up

00:07:12.300 I've gone country

00:07:13.000 So I'm only making country music

00:07:14.700 From now on

00:07:15.300 Why?

00:07:15.900 Yeah 1.00

00:07:16.120 So like the shit you're listening to 1.00

00:07:17.720 That's seven years old 1.00

00:07:18.780 That's the old shit 1.00

00:07:19.800 That's why I don't fuck with it 1.00

00:07:20.700 Like I'm like 0.99

00:07:21.120 I can't even begin to go back

00:07:22.520 To where I was

00:07:23.200 When I was you know 20

00:07:24.700 Do you 1.00

00:07:25.400 Do you ever listen to the old shit 1.00

00:07:27.100 Like 1.00

00:07:27.720 No

00:07:28.160 Just hard no

00:07:30.000 Okay

00:07:30.440 It's

00:07:31.680 Next question 0.99

00:07:32.420 It's trash 0.97

00:07:33.000 Next question buddy 1.00

00:07:33.800 The old shit is trash 1.00

00:07:35.100 The only shit I'm listening to 1.00

00:07:36.020 Is cowboy tears 1.00

00:07:36.680 Got you

00:07:37.140 Got you

00:07:37.540 Cause we watch

00:07:38.060 When we watch our old content

00:07:39.460 It's bad

00:07:39.960 It hurts

00:07:40.700 Oh yeah

00:07:41.280 You like that too with your music

00:07:42.740 Oh of course 1.00

00:07:43.240 I can't watch any of the shit 0.99

00:07:44.260 That's already out 0.99

00:07:44.880 But even though it's kind of

00:07:46.100 renowned to be fantastic like dude that song has 300 million streams and it's like the top 0.99

00:07:52.700 charting song i'll just flat out say it that song fucking sucks i would not listen to that like 0.99

00:07:57.900 that's made for little ass kids bro like you know age one to two one to two can you get me my drink 1.00

00:08:03.580 we got goods what drink you need i just need my drink you want some prime hydration i got my own 1.00

00:08:08.380 shit oh motherfucker there's no motherfucker slime i'm on that shit i got slime bro damn 1.00

00:08:18.640 it's my own drink and we are putting these in stores everywhere in the next two to three months 1.00

00:08:23.340 we're taking over everywhere i'm talking about literally walmart to any kind of family-owned 0.93

00:08:29.840 grocery store this is my shit right here it's a bigger it's bigger too it's bigger not only is 0.94

00:08:35.180 the bigger it's double the size it's not only bigger but it's double the size try it out just 0.99

00:08:42.180 try a little this is my new shit what does it say on the label 3 000 calories oliver oliver 0.99

00:08:50.480 these look similar bro we're not gonna have a problem my shit is 10 times better hey and if 0.99

00:08:56.060 you want to there is room for anybody in this room here obviously to get in on the ground floor 0.92

00:09:00.720 If you guys want to be investors, there's opportunity.

00:09:03.740 I know that he didn't hook you up with what?

00:09:05.800 Is that if you ever sell the company and you get a mega yacht. 0.99

00:09:10.060 Bro, I'm telling you right now, I know he gypped you out of the prime shit. 0.99

00:09:13.320 I got you with slime. 0.99

00:09:14.820 You want to try it?

00:09:15.560 Try it out. 0.99

00:09:15.960 It's fucking crazy. 0.99

00:09:17.020 So this is my new flavor. 0.99

00:09:17.980 This is blue goo and do goo. 1.00

00:09:19.360 And this is some shit. 1.00

00:09:20.600 Like literally just what does it take? 1.00

00:09:22.500 Can I read your backstory?

00:09:23.840 Yeah, yeah, of course.

00:09:24.720 Slime was founded on just two principles.

00:09:26.480 Live good, feel good.

00:09:27.180 When you drink a bottle of slime, you can feel the energy coursing through not just your body, but your soul as well. 1.00

00:09:33.100 You wrote a fucking description? 0.99

00:09:35.040 Of course, every good drink has a description, bro. 1.00

00:09:37.020 How much time you spend on this label, bro?

00:09:38.860 Bro, I have to tell you, man.

00:09:40.200 This is something that's been in the works for years.

00:09:41.740 We're a family-owned company.

00:09:43.080 This is obsessed with living life to the fullest.

00:09:45.060 Every day we wake up, slam a bottle of slime, and then we live life to the fullest.

00:09:50.540 Read the nutritional data. 1.00

00:09:51.580 This shit is a family-run company. 0.99

00:09:52.920 I started this with my parents and my homies. 1.00

00:09:55.140 3,000

00:09:58.520 Total fat

00:09:59.420 44 grams

00:10:01.140 Saturated fat

00:10:02.200 20 grams

00:10:02.940 2,300 milligrams of sodium

00:10:05.320 We're still working out the calorie count 0.99

00:10:06.980 I'm trying to get this shit down 0.98

00:10:07.860 Because that's per serving 0.99

00:10:08.860 And there's actually 2.5 servings per bottle

00:10:10.920 It's two days worth of calories 1.00

00:10:14.280 Don't drop this shit on the ground bro 1.00

00:10:17.680 This shit is gonna change the world 1.00

00:10:19.020 Slime 1.00

00:10:19.440 Everybody's drinking this shit 1.00

00:10:21.060 And I'll tell you right now 1.00

00:10:22.900 It tastes a hell of a lot better 1.00

00:10:24.520 Than this prime bullshit 0.99

00:10:25.800 You brought two props 0.99

00:10:29.060 This guy's good

00:10:30.400 No three

00:10:31.240 Do you see the big scooter?

00:10:33.500 I literally drink these everywhere

00:10:34.620 If you see me out on the street

00:10:35.840 I'm drinking slime

00:10:36.640 You do?

00:10:39.240 Yeah 1.00

00:10:39.400 I'm gonna plug some more shit 0.99

00:10:40.620 Can I plug something else? 0.99

00:10:42.340 Yeah

00:10:42.520 So slime

00:10:43.340 Is gonna be everywhere

00:10:44.560 Starting

00:10:45.340 April 2nd

00:10:48.720 But

00:10:49.080 I got something else

00:10:50.000 I wanna sell too

00:10:50.740 Can I plug a little something?

00:10:51.940 Sure man

00:10:52.360 Can you bring in my pills?

00:10:54.020 Yeah

00:10:54.160 so basically i don't know if you guys know this but if you see my old content like no facial hair

00:11:01.280 super short hair so like i started experimenting with experimental growth hormones and this is

00:11:07.660 some shit that i started doing about eight months ago and i went to the middle east i was in morocco

00:11:14.080 and i was working with some scientists over there and i partnered with this company meditech 0.89

00:11:18.660 laboratories and we made go t grow and this stuff i went from zero to hero i had nothing on my face

00:11:24.880 i couldn't even grow one chin hair and i started this and if you guys want you can actually take 0.94

00:11:30.060 some i know you have a little facial hair but this shit makes it thick like you see how thick 0.99

00:11:34.020 mine is what the fuck what are you talking about go t grow so you can go online i didn't know you 1.00

00:11:38.500 own this company bro that's how i got my shit fucking thick bro your shit looks so fire dude 1.00

00:11:43.040 thank you 1.00

00:11:43.500 but I want to say this

00:11:44.140 why is it smoking

00:11:45.140 are you picking that up

00:11:46.620 well hey

00:11:48.600 just so you guys know

00:11:49.820 yeah it does

00:11:50.540 smoke

00:11:50.920 it's smoking

00:11:52.160 hey listen man

00:11:53.360 I'll be honest with you

00:11:54.080 my whole life

00:11:54.600 I've just been taking

00:11:55.360 what's given to me

00:11:56.140 is there any narcotics

00:11:57.580 in this

00:11:57.880 no no

00:11:58.360 this stuff is

00:11:59.160 it's not FDA approved

00:12:00.380 but you should try it out

00:12:01.320 it will

00:12:02.900 give me the slime

00:12:03.500 how long will it take

00:12:04.160 take that down

00:12:05.100 with some slime

00:12:05.560 why would you not

00:12:06.140 and drinking this

00:12:06.980 that's what I want to know

00:12:08.000 bro hey

00:12:08.500 if you're really feeling the vibe

00:12:09.900 like I would take a few

00:12:10.840 really

00:12:11.560 yeah

00:12:12.100 Don't tell him

00:12:13.140 He's an ex-drug addict

00:12:14.000 Just take a few bro

00:12:15.300 It's not even

00:12:16.020 It's not even like that

00:12:16.860 I'm not gonna get high right

00:12:17.800 No it's just a little buzz 1.00

00:12:18.960 What the fuck 0.99

00:12:22.880 It was a collective 0.99

00:12:24.200 No

00:12:24.560 That only came from his team

00:12:26.480 By the way

00:12:26.860 Not

00:12:27.100 Wait wait wait 1.00

00:12:28.480 What the fuck 1.00

00:12:29.280 Uh oh 1.00

00:12:31.080 Let me see this

00:12:32.620 Okay so this is

00:12:33.740 I'm not sure if this is the right bottle

00:12:34.860 Dog

00:12:35.480 Oh

00:12:37.240 What was it

00:12:38.620 Did you just delete 12 years of

00:12:41.780 clean time oh you should be fine how much you take two thousand milligrams two or what two oh

00:12:48.880 you're fine if you don't take more than two you'll be good you only took two huh just two

00:12:53.400 all right what happens if you take three i don't i'm not supposed to how long does it take for

00:12:57.260 it's a the effect you should be feeling the effects in the next like one to two hours 0.98

00:13:00.940 but it lasts for two days that's crazy and like this shit will grow in thick like you see how 0.97

00:13:05.840 mine is like super thick what about mine's kind of already thick isn't it but dude look at the 0.99

00:13:09.580 top like you don't even this shit isn't even connecting like see how mine connects right right 0.88

00:13:12.720 and it'll help with that i just but anyways you can go online go to grow.com no and if you put 0.98

00:13:17.800 in the promo code impulsive you're gonna get 50 off so we're basically giving this shit out for 0.81

00:13:22.760 free i i'd nice this generous and a fucking if any of you guys want this you can actually 0.91

00:13:27.040 hold on to this can i yeah of course thank you so much do you have any ongoing beef with any 0.85

00:13:31.300 currently uh current celebrities oh i have a few bro i have many different talk about them

00:13:35.820 i try not to air my shit out publicly but yeah we can mention a few so you came in here guns

00:13:40.880 a-blazing about about big dip yeah well do you call him that big dip you ever call i no i don't 0.99

00:13:46.380 call him so i'll just i'll just flat out say diplo jacked my shit like i've been on this country shit 0.98

00:13:52.680 like me and him we were working on some ideas about two years ago and like right around that 0.99

00:13:57.320 time i was really getting into the country shit and then like all of a sudden he knew my rollout 0.98

00:14:01.720 wasn't going to happen for a few years because i was in the middle of putting out the old shit 0.99

00:14:04.940 and then he just comes out with this whole country thing the cowboy thing like he's making a mockery 0.96

00:14:09.300 of my shit yeah and like i was doing this shit way before him and then he just like starts rolling 0.98

00:14:13.300 his shit out and he's like oh i'm gonna do country by the way and i'm like bro we talked about this 0.99

00:14:17.300 we were gonna do country together like we're gonna roll out some of our tracks that we made 0.99

00:14:20.780 because we got some new shit that's like i'm not supposed to say too much but we made some 0.97

00:14:25.160 fucking incredible music but i'm like at this point i don't even want to release this shit 0.97

00:14:28.740 because he's been no he like he's supposed to be my homie and like i looked up to him like a big 0.99

00:14:33.160 bro and like the way he's acted and just like tried to act like you know he's like a country

00:14:38.020 artist and that's like that was my thing i've been doing that i just couldn't roll it out yet 0.64

00:14:41.480 because i was putting out this like life goes on song and all this shit they're like it took too 0.96

00:14:45.360 long bro it like went off too hard bother you that like old shit was playing out of course of 0.98

00:14:49.040 course it bothered me and it bothered me that someone i considered a close friend would turn 0.99

00:14:52.700 on me like that and like diplo if you're watching this shit like i don't fuck with you at all and 0.99

00:14:57.560 like you will be getting contacted by my lawyers and my entire legal team my guy jeremiah jeffrey 0.99

00:15:02.800 Who's my main

00:15:03.400 Do you know Jeremiah Jeffery

00:15:04.640 So if you look him up

00:15:06.140 Jeremiah Jeffery

00:15:06.820 Has a website

00:15:07.400 And he's literally

00:15:08.420 The number one lawyer

00:15:09.340 In America

00:15:10.020 For Just Country Music

00:15:11.500 Or also for others

00:15:12.240 No no he does everything

00:15:13.180 I

00:15:14.480 I didn't want to even say this

00:15:16.320 But look him up

00:15:16.960 Jeremiah Jeffery

00:15:17.580 He's literally the number one attorney

00:15:18.700 And if you guys need a good lawyer

00:15:19.860 Like I know you get some lawsuits 0.99

00:15:21.560 And shit 0.98

00:15:21.960 So like 1.00

00:15:22.320 He's got you covered

00:15:23.680 And you too man

00:15:24.600 Thank you

00:15:25.020 And if anything happens

00:15:25.980 With the goatee

00:15:26.580 Oh I'm suing

00:15:27.320 I'm telling you

00:15:28.180 I heard

00:15:28.540 I heard 1.00

00:15:29.180 Diplower as the girls in LA

00:15:30.960 Call him Wes

00:15:31.520 Wes

00:15:32.140 Have you seen Wes

00:15:33.400 Bro don't say that name around me

00:15:35.060 It rubs me the wrong way

00:15:36.360 If I see him it's on site

00:15:39.460 Straight up

00:15:41.040 If I see him like

00:15:42.080 I heard he got a song with Tim McGraw

00:15:45.680 We had a song with Tim McGraw 0.99

00:15:48.400 And he took me off the shit 0.99

00:15:50.100 He literally took me off of it 0.99

00:15:51.240 That's why after that point I was like bro

00:15:53.460 This dude is slimy

00:15:54.620 Where's my slime?

00:15:57.740 I'm gonna need that back

00:15:59.500 Yeah he's slimy

00:16:00.940 He's slimier than the actual drink

00:16:02.640 Drink slime

00:16:03.480 You should do a Diplo flavor of slime 1.00

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00:17:16.460 okay yeah this is a true story do you like how it just said balls well no i mean that's not even

00:17:21.520 the story so basically when i was 17 i went on a family vacation to burning man and this is

00:17:27.200 something that my parents you know they're trippy they're trippy yeah that could be the worst place

00:17:33.440 to go on a family vacation i would say epcot it was up there epcot's probably worse i think for

00:17:39.360 me it'd be iraq because my my family fled okay well we all have our different worst places

00:17:44.560 basically the story is i went on a family vacation to burning man yeah and i was 17 at the time i was

00:17:52.680 really struggling with drug addiction and this is something that like i've battled since i was

00:17:56.920 15 and so basically i was you know kind of just doing my own thing i'll go party at night and

00:18:03.260 like the night of the burn i was gonna meet my parents up on the playa that's like the place

00:18:08.460 oh yeah it takes place you've been oh yeah i got i got a crazy oh you tell me after because yeah

00:18:13.240 you go first no i can't i can't tell it i can't tell it okay that's how well mine's gonna be

00:18:17.440 better anyway okay i'm sure yeah okay i had this this experience where i ended up eating a bunch

00:18:22.800 of acid i brought it for my family like i was gonna eat it with them but i i missed the rendezvous

00:18:27.400 spot so basically what happened was i ended up eating all this acid myself and how much acid

00:18:33.000 well they're double dosed tabs and i ate eight different tabs hold on so it's like 16 doses

00:18:38.460 yeah what that's like that's like lethal it was no acid is not lethal bro no no no no no 0.98

00:18:46.460 16 tabs is lethal that's metaphysical no because then you start doing dumb shit then you start 0.66

00:18:52.260 running into the fire that's the thing yeah so this is what happened basically my parents they 0.89

00:18:56.660 made weed edibles for this trip so one day i came home and they had a cola out like the top of a 0.91

00:19:02.660 plant on the table and i'm like what the fuck are you guys gonna do that like we're making brownies

00:19:06.260 for burning man okay and so literally i'm eating these brownies because i forget that they even 0.98

00:19:11.180 have thc and i'm just like watching the burn take place and i start eating these brownies in my bag

00:19:15.520 and i forgot that i just was hungry and i like ate three of these brownies normally a half one

00:19:20.720 of these brownies knocks you out like you can't stay awake when you're that high but when you're

00:19:24.840 on acid you're not going to sleep like it's just you know you're wired so there wasn't an option

00:19:28.960 so basically what happened was and i've done acid like 50 times that's a lot in high school i don't 0.99

00:19:34.200 do it anymore this was my last trip i learned my lesson you did acid damn would you attribute

00:19:38.980 any that quickly to uh to your like being right now i think it's probably altered my dna yeah 0.97

00:19:45.460 Was there no D.A.R.E. program at your school?

00:19:48.160 No, not that I were.

00:19:48.860 No, they were D.A.R.E. them to do that kind of stuff.

00:19:49.960 But anyways, long story short, I just started dreaming while I was awake.

00:19:53.700 Like I said, I'd done acid 50 times.

00:19:55.500 Never experienced anything like this.

00:19:56.820 But it was a combination, I think, of the weed edibles.

00:19:59.040 Of course, of course.

00:19:59.340 And that was like an insane amount of acid too.

00:20:01.380 So I started dreaming and I was awake just watching movies essentially in my head.

00:20:05.700 So I started seeing things that weren't there taking place.

00:20:07.720 So I thought I was giving a speech about Burning Man.

00:20:10.580 And there was reporters around me, people with cameras.

00:20:12.420 and then literally it's thousands of people

00:20:14.600 with reporting, like trying to give me a microphone,

00:20:17.240 trying to close in on me with these cameras.

00:20:18.480 This is actually, not to interrupt you, 0.99

00:20:19.660 but this is fucking crazy that you're saying this 0.91

00:20:21.600 because my experience and my story 0.97

00:20:23.100 is very, very similar to this. 0.99

00:20:25.020 Bro, you're just making that shit up. 1.00

00:20:26.100 I swear to God. 1.00

00:20:27.260 You're just saying that to try to sound cool.

00:20:29.000 I swear to God.

00:20:30.280 Okay, well, let me tell mine more

00:20:31.680 and then I want to hear yours.

00:20:33.680 I don't even know.

00:20:34.700 I don't know if I could say it. 0.99

00:20:35.760 That's how the fuck it is. 0.99

00:20:36.620 Go. 1.00

00:20:37.080 Yours is better. 1.00

00:20:38.000 Mine's fucked too, but I'm ready to say it 1.00

00:20:40.000 because I'm an honest man. 1.00

00:20:40.820 Go get them. 0.98

00:20:41.460 okay here's the story so i'm like these people are closing in on me i'm riding this big ass

00:20:45.940 chopper bike has a big chopper wheel in the back it's like a stingray have you ever seen those 0.58

00:20:49.720 schwinn ones i don't know if you've seen them but they have a big ass wheel in the back i'm like 0.99

00:20:52.700 riding through the desert and i'm like i don't give a fuck if i hit these people like these 0.98

00:20:56.160 people are gonna try to kill me i got extreme paranoid from the pot brownies like i just 0.97

00:21:00.460 thought everyone was trying to basically poison me and i thought i was basically had been poisoned 0.99

00:21:04.100 and so i was like fuck these people i don't give a shit if i hit them and i'm riding through the 0.99

00:21:07.600 desert and i start overheating basically like people overheat on pcp like i just started ripping 0.99

00:21:12.500 my clothes off and i'm literally running naked through the desert i ditched the bike i ditched

00:21:16.700 the backpack i'm literally running through the desert and then basically bro why are you looking

00:21:21.560 like that what does this happen to you too hey you and i might not be so different my man bro 0.95

00:21:27.480 you're telling my fucking story that's not your story but best but best tell me what's up yo admit 0.99

00:21:34.320 he's fucking with me right now. 1.00

00:21:35.340 I'm not fucking with you. 1.00

00:21:36.400 It sounds like a serious story. 1.00

00:21:37.180 Let me tell the fucking story. 1.00

00:21:38.260 And it seems like he's a fat guy. 1.00

00:21:38.900 I just did. 0.76

00:21:39.160 Logan, I don't mean to be real,

00:21:40.080 but you're being disrespectful.

00:21:41.220 Let me just say this.

00:21:42.200 This story,

00:21:42.980 I told,

00:21:43.640 and it hasn't come out yet,

00:21:44.460 but I did a thing

00:21:45.380 with Comedy Central

00:21:45.960 where it's animated, 1.00

00:21:46.840 so they made a cartoon of this shit. 1.00

00:21:48.020 I didn't, 1.00

00:21:48.680 this has nothing to do with you.

00:21:49.760 But let me tell the story,

00:21:50.560 and then you can tell me

00:21:51.280 if it's the same story. 1.00

00:21:52.040 You're telling my fucking story, 1.00

00:21:52.880 dog. 1.00

00:21:53.120 Stop interrupting him. 0.86

00:21:53.620 So I'm literally butt naked.

00:21:55.540 I'm running through the desert,

00:21:56.500 and I can't see.

00:21:57.420 like i'm just literally the hallucinations are so big that i'm just watching movies in my head

00:22:02.180 gets to the point where i can't even see the outside parameter of burning man the fence 0.80

00:22:07.000 i run i hit this shit i flip over it i have blood covering my entire body like i cut my whole body 0.89

00:22:12.880 up i'm on the ground and i thought i had died bro i seen my own like naked body front page of the 0.99

00:22:19.800 newspaper boy overdoses at burning man and then i'm at my own fucking funeral and all my family's 0.98

00:22:25.640 there and they're literally crying they're like he was such a good kid but he did too much drugs 0.98

00:22:30.020 and this is a time where i was like straight up addict like my parents kicked me out of the house

00:22:33.520 i was literally using a different drug every day selling hard drugs to survive just living on my

00:22:38.260 friend's couches and like literally i thought i died i thought i overdosed it's like a rebirth

00:22:43.300 you know and um i'm literally on the ground and i've convinced myself that essentially the way

00:22:48.660 i would explain it is that my brain has been destroyed but my body's still going and i'm

00:22:52.760 hitting my head on the ground like the floor

00:22:54.900 of the desert. Are you alone? I'm by myself

00:22:56.700 and I'm outside of the parameter of Burning Man now.

00:22:58.840 Now I'm out in the desert. I'm hitting my head

00:23:00.900 on the desert floor

00:23:02.380 trying to open up my head to pull

00:23:04.700 my brain out of my head.

00:23:06.840 This is a legit story. Were you able

00:23:08.840 to actually do it? I couldn't do it. I'll be honest, I did

00:23:10.840 not think it was going to go this direction.

00:23:12.460 This is where our stories differ. 0.99

00:23:14.600 Well, I'm not making this shit up, bro. This is like 0.98

00:23:16.600 the shit that changed my entire life. 0.99

00:23:18.680 Anyways, I'm out there and I'm just hallucinating 1.00

00:23:20.700 movies. I thought he was fucking with you. But that's crazy. 1.00

00:23:22.760 I was just tripping out because I'm like, maybe we're not so different, you and I. 0.97

00:23:26.960 Until you started trying to rip your brain out of your skull, we had the same story.

00:23:30.220 Well, I'm sure there's a lot of people at Burning Man who have the same story.

00:23:33.480 That's what I'm like.

00:23:34.280 Maybe we're not that different.

00:23:35.660 How many people are watching this like, dude.

00:23:37.380 All right, wait.

00:23:37.760 Let me finish.

00:23:38.840 Let me finish.

00:23:39.280 Unless you have something important.

00:23:40.120 I was just going to say because.

00:23:41.800 Besides this, drink slime energy.

00:23:44.920 No, the way your brain processes.

00:23:47.500 Not that I would know because I've never done acid.

00:23:49.600 Oh, so our stories are way different then.

00:23:51.020 No, it was acid based

00:23:53.480 Oh, okay

00:23:54.380 It was acid

00:23:55.020 Well, I'm trying to get

00:23:56.140 A straight answer out of you, dawg

00:23:57.460 You know, it's gonna be tough

00:23:58.680 Just shoot it straight to me 1.00

00:23:59.420 Look, I did a lot of fucking acid 1.00

00:24:01.260 And I, too 0.99

00:24:01.900 Ended up running around

00:24:03.040 Burning Man naked

00:24:03.680 Because I thought I was gonna die 0.99

00:24:04.620 That's crazy

00:24:05.140 I'm sure that's like

00:24:06.340 Everybody at Burning Man, though

00:24:07.820 But the reporters, too

00:24:09.980 The same thoughts

00:24:10.940 Are going through my head

00:24:11.300 Well, I think it's probably

00:24:12.020 Because just the life we live

00:24:13.880 But this is before that

00:24:14.700 Yeah

00:24:14.880 But this is when

00:24:15.700 I had already kind of like

00:24:16.760 I was doing music my whole life

00:24:18.660 So this is like

00:24:19.320 Okay, so you're trying 0.99

00:24:20.020 To rip your brain out 1.00

00:24:20.680 did you get it out of your school no no so i just warped my fucking head i'm i just started running 1.00

00:24:25.300 and i'm watching movies in my head i watched my whole life play out from my childhood my dad when 0.99

00:24:29.680 i was a kid and i used to race bikes and he would be like you're fast you're fast like a cheetah and

00:24:33.680 that day i'd been wearing this cheetah shirt and i was like running through the desert and i hear

00:24:36.340 my dad he's like you're fast you're fast like a cheetah and i watched myself play out my whole

00:24:40.000 life from a child to an old weathered out this again this is this is where i have the exact story

00:24:46.160 of I was living my life

00:24:48.220 from birth to death

00:24:49.720 all at once

00:24:50.740 with people watching me

00:24:51.800 as I was running

00:24:52.520 through the desert

00:24:53.080 and the more that I ran

00:24:54.280 the more I aged.

00:24:55.460 Wait, were you on the outside?

00:24:56.080 No, I didn't breach the perimeter.

00:24:57.600 That's crazy.

00:24:58.200 So I'm like running out

00:24:59.120 into the middle of nowhere.

00:25:00.120 Because now you're not on the playa.

00:25:01.340 Now you're in Black Rock Desert.

00:25:02.540 I'm into the full desert

00:25:03.360 and it's like hundreds of miles

00:25:04.580 each way.

00:25:05.020 So you could definitely die.

00:25:06.760 Normally the rangers get you

00:25:07.980 but at night

00:25:08.460 if they're not going to see you

00:25:09.780 you're gone.

00:25:10.620 Well, this is the night of the burn

00:25:11.680 and there's so much happening

00:25:12.720 it's probably hard to pinpoint

00:25:13.980 what anyone's doing.

00:25:14.820 Dude, you're alone too much.

00:25:15.720 I'm running out there.

00:25:16.640 I can't even see.

00:25:17.280 And I watch myself age to an old skeleton man where, you know, the light that had been around me, the people who believed me all had just left.

00:25:24.160 And it was me by myself.

00:25:25.280 This lived out my whole life as a drug addict.

00:25:27.600 And basically, I was with my friends and we were doing these drugs, like snorting these lines of God knows what.

00:25:33.020 And we're literally turning into these warped out monsters.

00:25:35.140 And, like, I watched it all play out, the whole scenario, into the full old man skeleton.

00:25:39.200 and so basically i was out there i i thought you know i was gonna find my family out there i thought

00:25:47.220 i was gonna find god out there like i was just literally trapped in hell i thought i was like

00:25:51.660 i thought it was the end and at a certain point i came down enough i was like okay there's nothing

00:25:56.120 out here i saw a light in the distance and i'm like that's burning man like i could i didn't

00:26:01.280 know it was burning but i'm like i gotta go towards the light there's nothing out here

00:26:04.160 and so i ended up running back and it was like a few miles out like and i was running back 0.99

00:26:08.120 my body's covered in cuts i had cuts on my fucking dick dude my whole body's cut up my 0.99

00:26:12.960 feet are you still naked i'm naked of course this is this is a dark story it's a dark piece and then 1.00

00:26:19.100 i literally i can see again right so i i finally get to the burning man i hop over the fence 0.78

00:26:23.720 and the police pulls me over they're like did you just sneak in i'm like bro i'm naked

00:26:28.020 how would i have snuck in like where there's nothing out there but anyways like this woman

00:26:34.480 found me i was like out there and at first i'm like okay this is kind of fun you're naked running

00:26:39.580 through this party there's 60 000 people pirate ships like without being on acid i wasn't even

00:26:43.640 hallucinating at this point there's already a crazy enough place there's rubber ducky disco

00:26:48.000 techs and like pirate ships driving by you so like i was like this is kind of epic you know

00:26:52.400 but then after a while you're like okay i don't know i'm too fried out to remember where i was

00:26:55.900 even staying all this stuff so i'm like what the fuck is going on i can't remember the center of 0.66

00:27:00.500 burning man is this burn this burning man dude and he's gone he's burnt away at that point so 0.93

00:27:04.960 that's your point of reference i'm like where the fuck do i even go couldn't even remember my number 0.82

00:27:08.740 my brain scrambled to make it short this lady finds me i'm like on the brink of breaking down 0.78

00:27:13.300 i'm like brink of tears i'm like covered in cuts my whole body's warped out destroyed and this lady's 0.86

00:27:19.460 like are you cold are you okay and i'm like i'm not okay i don't know where the fuck i am what's 0.78

00:27:23.720 going on she's like come with me and she like took me back to her friends nurtured me back to help 0.88

00:27:27.500 gave me water cookies gave me this big ass cloak eventually i like because burning man's all about

00:27:32.020 taking care of you so like it's not a bad place if this was in the real world i would have been 0.58

00:27:36.660 hit by a car in like a matter of minutes you know what i mean or i would have been you know i wouldn't

00:27:40.960 have been this like it was it was really bittersweet in that sense but it was the right

00:27:44.460 place to have this and i needed this experience she eventually took me back to my place i pretty

00:27:49.200 much just like collapsed break breaking down just in tears the drive home the next day just was like

00:27:55.300 hit my rock bottom for any drug addict that hits their lowest point that they're like have that

00:27:59.980 awakening moment that was my rock bottom you know and that summer i was like on the brink of really

00:28:05.560 just spiraling to you know truly that point of like overdosing you know what i mean like just

00:28:11.460 escaping fully and so the beauty of this was like i had a second chance to live i thought i died

00:28:16.620 and then i was like holy shit like i'm still alive like to have that when you wake up the next day

00:28:21.280 and you thought you had died and you have a second chance to live that changed my entire life because 0.99

00:28:25.560 i'm like holy fuck i'm gonna do this right this time like i was just fucking up so bad my parents 0.98

00:28:30.860 kicked me out of their house while i'm in high school like i'm like this is and i had an opportunity 0.97

00:28:34.900 to play my first big show i used to be a dubstep dj like and so i had my first chance to play a 0.93

00:28:39.800 huge show and i was like whoa instead of drugs like i have this outlet to put this shit so that

00:28:44.760 was my turning point where i was like i'd always done music i've been in bands and done like music 0.87

00:28:49.000 my whole life but that was where i'm like okay this is what i'm gonna do now because i have the

00:28:53.360 opportunity and this is what i'll do instead of drugs because you need to do something with that

00:28:56.980 time when you feel you have to fill the void with something else so i just became addicted to

00:29:00.800 really focusing on music and then like in a lot of ways music became my religion from that you

00:29:06.400 know like i bow down to the music gods and the film gods like i make both those are my focus in

00:29:11.540 life and i bow down to them that's my religion dude that's cool that's a really cool story you're

00:29:16.440 right that story was fucking awesome thank you and i and i can relate to it in that you want to

00:29:20.540 tell your story or you can't um what you said mine pales in comparison it's i'm like 80 of that but 0.57

00:29:28.240 but very very similar i too had a rock bottom moment i didn't have the substance abuse abuse

00:29:33.040 issues where it was like a life wake up but it definitely was the lowest point in my life i 0.54

00:29:37.460 remember my friend um looked at me and this is after the whole fucking debacle you know i i too 0.76

00:29:42.960 thought i was fully dead um i i stripped did you go to the funeral or no no i didn't attend my own 0.81

00:29:48.520 funeral because that happens to people that's what i was like that's this is getting weird yeah

00:29:51.720 no i i uh i i thought i was gonna die and in my head it's funny what you can convince yourself

00:29:56.920 is is reality on these these types of drugs psychedelics and so in my head i was like okay

00:30:03.460 i'm gonna die i've lived a good life in order to die here the objective is to feel the most free

00:30:09.740 You must be 100% how you came into this world 1.00

00:30:12.800 Butt ass fucking naked 1.00

00:30:14.180 So you just stripped down? 1.00

00:30:15.480 Took my vlog camera, my phone

00:30:16.960 And this, by the way, this was when vlogging was like 0.99

00:30:19.060 It was a religion basically to post every fucking day 0.98

00:30:23.700 So throwing your vlog camera is just sacrilegious 1.00

00:30:25.800 Through the fucking vlog camera, through the phone, ran through the desert 0.99

00:30:28.740 All the clothes, just do it, then none of it mattered 1.00

00:30:30.800 And here I am running around the fucking desert 1.00

00:30:33.280 Black rock desert, butt ass naked 1.00

00:30:34.780 And my friend points at me in the mirror at the end of the night 0.99

00:30:36.940 This is after throwing up on myself, crying, sweating, bleeding

00:30:39.720 uh peeing on myself pouring chocolate milk on myself like absolute disaster he slaps me in the

00:30:44.980 face he he stands me next to the mirror and i don't know if uh you've ever been given this

00:30:49.700 advice folks at home don't look at yourself in the mirror when you're on drugs and i did this 0.99

00:30:56.340 and i saw a fraction of myself a shell of a man and he goes look how fucking pathetic you look 0.99

00:31:02.840 right now jesus remind me never to do drugs around that guy no no because he's right no 0.99

00:31:07.760 You were alone

00:31:10.020 At least I had someone kind of taking care of me

00:31:12.600 Yeah but he wasn't taking care of you 1.00

00:31:14.160 He was talking shit to you 1.00

00:31:15.360 No he was on acid 1.00

00:31:17.500 He's like wait

00:31:20.460 Are you tripping right now thinking twice

00:31:22.540 About what you've done 1.00

00:31:23.260 You look like shit right now 1.00

00:31:25.820 I ruined his night 1.00

00:31:26.880 You're at Burning Man

00:31:29.520 No night can get ruined at Burning Man

00:31:31.780 The whole night's ruined

00:31:32.660 Everybody's on drugs

00:31:34.040 It was grim

00:31:36.240 I've never told that story.

00:31:37.400 I was going to save it for Joe Rogan, but...

00:31:39.440 Oh, dude.

00:31:40.380 Nah.

00:31:41.180 This is the new Joe Rogan, dude.

00:31:42.520 I guess so.

00:31:43.100 You're the new Joe Rogan.

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00:32:20.240 I know.

00:32:20.680 Dude, you thought it was fake.

00:32:21.240 I can't believe it.

00:32:22.040 I called you and you were like, where are you going looking like that?

00:32:25.860 And I was like, excuse me?

00:32:27.780 I'm stuck like this, dog.

00:32:29.980 He starts tugging on his hair. 1.00

00:32:32.620 I lifted the shit up for him. 0.99

00:32:34.140 Can you prove it? 1.00

00:32:34.660 Bro, I got this shit. 1.00

00:32:35.680 It took hours to get it like this today. 0.99

00:32:37.660 I'm not touching it.

00:32:38.820 What do you mean?

00:32:39.900 It doesn't look that complex.

00:32:41.060 It's very complex.

00:32:41.940 It takes a team.

00:32:42.860 Elaborate.

00:32:44.400 I've got six people that come in, and one does the straightening, one does the combing.

00:32:49.820 It's a lot of work.

00:32:51.100 Can you imagine? 1.00

00:32:51.900 Have you seen this shit? 1.00

00:32:53.300 It's immaculate, bro. 1.00

00:32:54.300 Look at your mullet.

00:32:55.240 It pales in comparison, just like your Burning Man story.

00:32:58.800 You're a better version of me.

00:32:59.560 And his hydration drink.

00:33:01.040 Bro, I wish.

00:33:02.480 You're just better than me.

00:33:03.240 I'm like the obese version of you.

00:33:05.000 You're not even fat.

00:33:06.480 I'm like 52% body fat.

00:33:08.720 Your BMI is probably approaching unhealthy levels.

00:33:12.460 I've been slipping down, though, bro.

00:33:13.600 I got thick.

00:33:14.680 I let go of myself for at least five years.

00:33:17.960 I could see you in a larger frame.

00:33:21.620 What does that mean?

00:33:24.740 We'll just forget about all that.

00:33:26.480 What does that mean, bro?

00:33:28.080 How often do you look through the glasses?

00:33:30.640 Like versus not

00:33:32.140 Not a single second

00:33:33.560 No 1.00

00:33:33.880 But check this shit bro 1.00

00:33:35.480 Like that's like Dr. Egghead 1.00

00:33:37.780 Insanity bro 0.99

00:33:38.420 And check this shit too 1.00

00:33:39.360 Damn 1.00

00:33:39.880 No shot 1.00

00:33:40.460 Shut the fuck up 1.00

00:33:41.700 No absolutely no fucking shot 1.00

00:33:43.100 That's impossible 0.99

00:33:44.120 There's no way 1.00

00:33:44.680 I'm a fucking professor dog 1.00

00:33:45.900 That's insane 1.00

00:33:47.400 These are reading glasses

00:33:48.500 So whenever I literally am reading

00:33:50.160 I'll just bust them down

00:33:51.180 Dude

00:33:51.900 Dude what

00:33:53.000 That's insane

00:33:53.520 Yeah

00:33:53.920 Custom

00:33:54.820 You're the coolest guy ever

00:33:56.780 Yo I swear bro

00:33:57.620 You're gassing me up bro

00:33:58.640 He says this to every guest

00:34:00.200 Nah, he's never said that before

00:34:01.920 What's your deal with girls? 0.98

00:34:04.720 You like them? 1.00

00:34:05.220 Yeah, you fuck 1.00

00:34:05.660 I don't know if I'm supposed 1.00

00:34:07.660 Can I talk about this?

00:34:08.900 Yeah

00:34:09.100 Oh, sorry

00:34:10.340 Oh, you had to ask your team

00:34:11.380 We

00:34:11.660 I'm not supposed to talk about this

00:34:16.620 Talk about what, bro?

00:34:17.280 I don't know

00:34:17.620 Describe the story of you 1.00

00:34:18.660 Fucking running around 1.00

00:34:19.220 With your dick out at Burning Man 1.00

00:34:20.160 That's so funny 1.00

00:34:20.780 Yeah, what's the worst thing?

00:34:21.460 I keep something personal 1.00

00:34:22.800 You got a girl, huh? 1.00

00:34:24.440 No, I mean

00:34:25.180 I've basically been exploring

00:34:26.560 Polyamory

00:34:27.740 I have a bunch of girlfriends

00:34:29.280 Basically, you know

00:34:31.220 Are you Amish?

00:34:33.220 Well, I was

00:34:34.100 I wish

00:34:35.180 Have you ever driven a horse

00:34:37.940 A cart buggy?

00:34:39.140 Yeah, or like a cart

00:34:39.900 Like a little horse

00:34:40.560 Bro, look at me 1.00

00:34:41.180 Of course I've ridden a fucking buggy 1.00

00:34:43.220 You grew up in Pennsylvania? 1.00

00:34:47.620 No

00:34:48.020 I wish

00:34:49.400 I wish I had an excuse for this

00:34:51.680 No, but I think it goes with the lifestyle

00:34:53.620 More than what, huh?

00:34:54.660 Well, I just have been exploring it

00:34:55.940 And you know

00:34:56.620 For the right person

00:34:57.700 I would definitely

00:34:59.080 I could be monogamous I always was monogamous my whole life and I was like I'm a monogamous guy

00:35:04.840 and this is all I could ever do and then kind of as you explore more and you know when you live

00:35:09.000 the lifestyle we do like I don't live anywhere I have two suitcases I literally am just on the

00:35:13.020 road I haven't lived anywhere for six months and I lived for one year during COVID in LA and then

00:35:17.400 before that I was traveling for five years no house nothing just suitcases so I don't have a

00:35:22.120 life it's hard for me to like have you know a girlfriend when I don't live anywhere are you

00:35:26.800 sleeping around or are they girlfriends i don't want to say too much i mean it depends you know

00:35:30.940 it's kind of like the thing where some come and go some stay do they know about the others yeah

00:35:37.740 i mean i try to be honest about it but the thing is it's kind of you know some people are more

00:35:42.120 serious some people are just like you know i see them once and it doesn't work out i try to be

00:35:46.560 honest with people if they ask about it do you ever do the two-on-one type type of vibe you can

00:35:50.420 take both girls on a date i'm probably not supposed to talk about this well i can't is that well i

00:35:55.380 Just out of curiosity, why can you not talk about it?

00:35:57.920 I don't know.

00:35:58.960 Why do you carry around a head with you?

00:36:00.940 Oh, that thing?

00:36:01.800 It's the other way.

00:36:03.180 Oh, yeah.

00:36:03.840 I bring that everywhere. 1.00

00:36:04.580 In case my hair gets fucked up, then I try to fix my shit. 0.99

00:36:07.480 And if it's not fixable, I just throw the wig on. 0.99

00:36:09.620 But how can you put the wig on?

00:36:11.420 It's the same haircut as you already have. 1.00

00:36:13.720 I just put this shit in a ponytail. 1.00

00:36:14.740 Nobody can see. 1.00

00:36:15.340 Oh, okay.

00:36:15.880 And the bangs on that are actually a quarter inch longer, so it covers over.

00:36:21.260 Can you?

00:36:22.140 I'm so sorry.

00:36:23.020 I hate doing this.

00:36:24.020 Can you prove that your hair is real

00:36:25.980 I can't do that bro

00:36:27.140 That's one thing I just can't talk about 0.99

00:36:28.380 You saw it on the fucking FaceTime 0.99

00:36:30.880 Because I want them to see 1.00

00:36:31.960 That's just for you and I to know

00:36:34.740 I had on the FaceTime

00:36:37.660 We hadn't even met

00:36:38.380 I go bro you prove it

00:36:39.800 And he pulled his hair back

00:36:41.240 And it's attached to his head for real

00:36:43.740 I'm stuck like this for real dog

00:36:45.200 But that's how serious I take my art

00:36:46.600 That's what you said

00:36:47.580 You said I'm experimenting with the hormonal

00:36:51.060 For the art you said

00:36:52.960 So, there is one side effect, which I probably should have mentioned.

00:36:55.600 Oh, Jesus Christ. 0.95

00:36:56.460 So, with Goatee Grow, we're still working out some of the kinks. 1.00

00:37:00.460 And that's why, if you open this shit, there's some smoke there. 1.00

00:37:06.520 I probably should have said this before you took two of them. 0.99

00:37:09.100 But basically, it does make your hair, like, blonde.

00:37:13.660 It makes your hair blonde?

00:37:16.280 It bleaches it.

00:37:18.240 And, dude, the thing is, it expedites the growth.

00:37:20.700 So, like, wherever you grow hair, it goes blonde and longer.

00:37:24.660 So, like, my pubes got hella long. 0.99

00:37:26.840 And I have to just braid this shit up. 0.99

00:37:29.680 But it's dope. 1.00

00:37:30.700 The chicks love it.

00:37:31.520 You'll be good, dude. 1.00

00:37:32.960 Blonde pubes are coming back, by the way. 1.00

00:37:34.240 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:37:35.480 I'll just flat out say it.

00:37:36.580 I mean, dude, you have blonde hair. 0.99

00:37:38.320 I'm a fire crotch. 0.99

00:37:39.280 I can't believe it. 0.99

00:37:39.940 Oh, whoa, that's crazy.

00:37:40.800 I can't believe it.

00:37:41.420 The carpets don't match the drapes.

00:37:43.160 So you have a red beard, though?

00:37:45.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:45.720 I'm a little ginge.

00:37:46.740 And you, like, bleach your hair, though?

00:37:48.320 I do some coloring.

00:37:49.320 Oh, okay.

00:37:50.100 Now it's not though

00:37:51.060 I need a tune up

00:37:51.920 Dude you should go full 1.00

00:37:52.840 Ron Weasley with this shit 1.00

00:37:53.960 You're inspiring me man 1.00

00:37:55.120 I'm telling you dude

00:37:56.020 You should do it

00:37:56.740 But I'm not as committed

00:37:57.900 As the art as you are

00:37:59.220 Well dude

00:37:59.700 What's this about you

00:38:01.220 Being an artist dude 1.00

00:38:02.120 You made the fucking 1.00

00:38:02.920 Gameboy table 1.00

00:38:03.700 You gotta be an artist or not

00:38:05.140 You don't get to just

00:38:06.220 Come in and be an artist

00:38:07.300 For a day

00:38:07.940 And then be like

00:38:09.180 Oh maybe I'm an artist

00:38:10.300 Are you an artist

00:38:11.060 Or are you not

00:38:11.820 It's a good

00:38:12.780 The answer is yes

00:38:14.120 Okay

00:38:14.880 So then what's up

00:38:16.140 With you not being able

00:38:16.900 To be a ginger artist

00:38:17.940 Because

00:38:18.300 all right i'm just asking i'm just asking the obvious questions here because this is

00:38:24.340 my time to interview you now he is right it's a hefty claim bro don't just be be a boxer well i 0.98

00:38:31.580 thought i thought to be honest the mullet was my attempt bro that ain't even a fucking mullet you 0.98

00:38:36.980 seen this shit this is a mullet and this is slime energy but no i mean you kind of have a mullet but 0.99

00:38:46.640 You're trying to be too cool with it 1.00

00:38:49.840 You gotta be a little less

00:38:52.120 Cool guy

00:38:53.600 That's what I found, it works

00:38:54.760 All seven continents

00:38:56.180 You know what, I'll just say this

00:38:58.040 The new cool is uncool 1.00

00:39:01.420 Cool, that shit's played out 1.00

00:39:03.180 I think you're right 1.00

00:39:04.340 We've seen it

00:39:06.060 I'm over it

00:39:07.380 Have you been to Antarctica

00:39:11.220 We were talking about it

00:39:13.740 So that's my dream

00:39:15.240 and if any scientists out here are watching this there's 10 right

00:39:18.480 anybody knows one of the 10 scientists i'm trying to play a free show in antarctica for the

00:39:24.600 scientists and i'm talking with different companies trying to find the funding but

00:39:28.440 i am trying to play a free show for all 10 of you and i want you guys to know all of the trees 0.84

00:39:35.220 doing this shit for free this is a charity event so but anybody's watching this that knows the 0.65

00:39:39.820 scientists there or maybe you know one i don't i don't and they're all not there anymore they 0.98

00:39:43.680 evacuated them they had to evac them from antarctica because they all got covid yeah i just

00:39:48.720 tried to go i just i even thought about going with you again if i'm invited you lost the invite you

00:39:54.560 said oh i can't go because i'm doing this i promised mr beast that i'd go back to do so is 0.92

00:39:59.180 this like a known thing people know about this well i mean now they fucking do yeah i ruined it 0.94

00:40:03.220 i'm telling you right now you should come to my show you'll be the 11th person there 0.98

00:40:07.480 I'm just waiting for him to fucking boo me dude 0.98

00:40:11.740 I can see it now 0.99

00:40:12.980 They're gonna

00:40:13.360 They'll turn on you

00:40:14.320 Yeah because

00:40:16.280 You know who's booing you

00:40:17.940 You've been booed in a room of 10 people

00:40:20.620 They've thrown tomatoes the whole nine

00:40:22.440 Why what could be that bad

00:40:24.240 Bro they happened at Lollapalooza this year they threw tomatoes at me

00:40:26.760 No one actually throws tomatoes

00:40:27.900 That's why I find it so funny

00:40:31.460 When people are like I can't read these comments

00:40:32.860 I go homie

00:40:33.880 I go people performed

00:40:35.660 And dodged

00:40:36.660 Old vegetables

00:40:38.160 I didn't even dodge it bro

00:40:39.080 I had the in-ears in 1.00

00:40:39.920 And this shit was hitting me 0.99

00:40:40.600 And these things 1.00

00:40:40.960 Weren't even rotten

00:40:41.680 They were hard 1.00

00:40:42.420 This shit hurt 1.00

00:40:43.140 Hey that's assault 1.00

00:40:44.880 It was

00:40:45.720 Wow

00:40:46.180 No I think they have to be

00:40:46.960 If they're green

00:40:47.720 Is it

00:40:48.060 If they're green still

00:40:48.800 They weren't green

00:40:49.080 They were red 0.98

00:40:49.640 Oh they were right 1.00

00:40:51.020 Because I think

00:40:52.100 If they're green 1.00

00:40:52.700 It's like another class up 1.00

00:40:53.820 On the assault

00:40:54.360 Skates goes to like

00:40:55.200 Is that actually for real

00:40:56.080 Yes

00:40:56.380 Because when they first

00:40:57.580 Come off the vine

00:40:58.400 And they're green still

00:40:59.820 They're hard

00:41:00.320 It's like a baseball

00:41:00.980 That's an assault

00:41:02.820 With a deadly weapon

00:41:03.480 Is that for real?

00:41:04.240 They jack up one class.

00:41:05.380 No one's bringing tomatoes to Lollapalooza.

00:41:07.400 That's what I'm here to say.

00:41:08.860 No one is actually bringing tomatoes to events.

00:41:11.340 Bro, it happened to me.

00:41:12.240 Deadass.

00:41:12.540 You can look it up on YouTube.

00:41:13.600 There's footage.

00:41:15.280 No, it is.

00:41:15.800 It happened to me.

00:41:16.340 Deadass.

00:41:16.800 Oliver Tree said Lollapalooza in 92. 0.88

00:41:18.840 I've seen it.

00:41:19.440 92, bro.

00:41:20.540 This was this year.

00:41:21.240 Wait, how old are you?

00:41:22.700 I can't give that number out.

00:41:25.300 How old are you?

00:41:26.600 12.

00:41:27.480 No, how old are you actually?

00:41:28.840 I'm 14.

00:41:29.320 you you have so i is it eight not 18 not 19 but 20 unreleased documentaries currently yes i do 0.71

00:41:39.880 what is that so fucking funny at what point are you gonna release one why i can't even get anything 0.88

00:41:45.260 out of this guy it's just a lot of documentaries i have 20 unreleased documentaries 0.86

00:41:50.040 bro everything i make documentaries about everything i can i built the world's biggest 0.99

00:41:56.560 scooter you saw this shit i did it that shit is sick why did you do that wait one thing at a time 0.99

00:42:01.740 we'll get into that i filmed 20 fucking documentaries that are unreleased right now 1.00

00:42:06.500 i made a production company alien boy films and we're looking for editors too if you guys know 0.95

00:42:11.680 i'm being serious why do you think they haven't come out yet

00:42:16.000 we have eight people that are editing them right now but we need 80 so i'm in the process of

00:42:23.640 hiring out oh that's why they haven't come out bro they take we film them for months on end i was

00:42:28.200 just in india filming one of me exploring out there before that i was in thailand we filmed

00:42:32.120 another one about bananas out there if you can believe that why why would you shoot before you

00:42:36.660 had the means to process the bro because i'm going to these places already i'm like why not 0.99

00:42:41.500 fucking film this shit so i have a team that comes around with me and we make documentaries 0.97

00:42:45.100 so basically i've made documentaries on everything from building the world's biggest scooter to 1.00

00:42:49.960 learning how to backflip a motorcycle i did that this year that came out i teamed with arizona iced

00:42:55.400 tea drink slime but anyways arizona is amazing they sponsored me um and they basically hooked

00:43:03.840 me up with the arizona motorcycle and i trained with this guy robbie madison for two months and

00:43:08.640 i grew up motorcycling so this is something like i have an action sports background that's why

00:43:12.860 scooters are such a big part i was a professional scooter rider through basically like age 17 18

00:43:18.920 was kind of like right around the time where i stopped when i got like the drugs overtook

00:43:23.020 everything do you know tanner fox yeah i know of him i'm not like close with him i don't know

00:43:28.400 maybe we've talked once maybe not i don't know but my boy ryan williams i went to australia to

00:43:32.940 compete against the number one scooter rider in the world that documentary is out same with the

00:43:37.200 one of me learning how to backflip the full-scale motorcycle so i have some that are out it's just

00:43:40.820 this shit takes forever okay so you can check some of them what if you update yourself what do 0.56

00:43:45.220 mean bro they're all outdated some of them are five years old yeah so what just gone bro i think 0.99

00:43:49.960 they get better with time like in 10 years it'll be even more epic yeah have you done anything

00:43:56.640 around the advent of the refrigerator no i don't what what do you mean it's something to think

00:44:03.280 about i like it but i don't know where you're going with this there's really nowhere to go

00:44:06.880 with it well i mean if i had the right fridge i could keep these things cool and i could bring

00:44:11.660 slime everywhere with me. What's the next doc?

00:44:14.300 The next doc that's coming out?

00:44:15.920 Yeah. Or that you're going to make.

00:44:18.200 I think I'm more interested in that. Well, I'm trying to go

00:44:19.920 to play this show for the scientists. That's the one I'm

00:44:21.800 currently looking for funding. So if anyone's got a rich

00:44:23.780 uncle. What

00:44:25.780 makes it a documentary? Yeah.

00:44:27.700 Certainly not. Running around with the camera in my

00:44:29.820 hand. That's a vlog.

00:44:31.740 I have a production.

00:44:33.680 We film. You don't have a production.

00:44:35.920 You have a

00:44:37.380 camera crew.

00:44:39.600 I don't have the means to edit as fast as

00:44:41.640 you don't have a production company i do we're just focused on making you only film things you

00:44:46.540 just film it we've been focused on bigger ticket items i've been making these music videos for the

00:44:50.280 album and alien boy films is producing them with other production companies and we have a lot on

00:44:54.720 our plate so it's a real company yes and i think it's going to be far more successful than what

00:44:59.220 was the drink you're selling prime i think alien boy films is going to go down historically making 0.83

00:45:04.860 the greatest documentaries ever made and it shouldn't be slandered not on this shitty podcast 0.99

00:45:09.540 You know, you got some balls 1.00

00:45:11.480 No, I fuck with you guys 1.00

00:45:13.520 No, no, no, but let me finish 1.00

00:45:15.040 You guys and you guys

00:45:16.820 I'm rocking with you, but like

00:45:19.560 This dude in the blue

00:45:20.620 Like, and dude, I always get you 1.00

00:45:23.740 And your brother fucking mixed up 0.99

00:45:25.100 So does everybody 1.00

00:45:25.860 I'm like, they're both boxing now

00:45:28.640 How am I supposed to know which one's right

00:45:30.480 I read an article today about the fact that undefeated professional boxer

00:45:34.220 Logan Paul

00:45:35.100 I love it

00:45:35.940 I'll take that headline any day

00:45:37.800 I said you got the wrong brother

00:45:39.460 And your brother he fought Floyd

00:45:41.920 What went down with that

00:45:45.680 Yeah he fought Floyd

00:45:47.700 He fought Floyd and did well

00:45:49.180 He lasted all 8 rounds 1.00

00:45:50.440 That shit's crazy 1.00

00:45:51.860 You got a hell of a brother I want to meet him dude 1.00

00:45:54.760 And you were on Disney

00:45:56.760 I was 0.99

00:45:57.580 I'm gonna say dude you got that fucking Disney boost 0.99

00:46:02.080 And like 1.00

00:46:02.660 No wonder your life's going so good

00:46:04.940 We all became stars

00:46:06.100 There's me, Olivia Rodrigo.

00:46:08.580 That's it.

00:46:09.600 That's crazy.

00:46:10.660 Well, Ariana.

00:46:12.040 Wasn't Zendaya on Disney?

00:46:13.380 Yeah, Zendaya.

00:46:14.680 And? 0.99

00:46:15.760 Ariana was on Nickelodeon.

00:46:16.800 I think I'm going to make a run for some real Hollywood stuff again.

00:46:20.380 I tried to do it.

00:46:21.140 Well, I saw your video with, what was it?

00:46:23.660 You did the one where you were a lifeguard or something?

00:46:26.000 Baywatch?

00:46:26.760 Was that what it was?

00:46:27.540 Yeah, but that was like an extra, basically.

00:46:30.360 And my scene got cut. 0.99

00:46:31.340 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:46:31.680 They promised me my scene would get cut. 1.00

00:46:32.980 Well, never mind.

00:46:33.420 i just lost some clip of you with dwayne the rock yeah yeah and you didn't have a scene with him

00:46:38.660 either did you no scene with dwayne well dude there's potential you could do something like

00:46:44.060 that yeah yeah i'm thinking about doing extra work being a background guy i actually did

00:46:50.140 background work and it was fantastic i love it dude that's just this guy's about it he's about

00:46:55.580 that life talk to him talk to him tell me about it what was this like well well i first took la

00:47:01.240 And I thought it was fucking fun, dude

00:47:02.780 I didn't have a job 0.96

00:47:03.600 So I was like, great

00:47:04.240 They feed me

00:47:04.940 I get to be there

00:47:06.440 Dude, they almost gave me a line once too

00:47:09.220 There's something to be said about being able to be somewhere

00:47:11.340 I like this job

00:47:12.880 I had no friends

00:47:13.860 I like this guy

00:47:14.720 I deadass used to go grocery shopping like three times a day

00:47:17.520 Just so I could talk to people at the grocery store 0.97

00:47:19.160 I was so fucking low there 0.91

00:47:20.600 Wait, you're telling me this job allows me to be here? 0.94

00:47:23.240 I used to go shopping three times a day just to talk to people

00:47:25.440 That's why if I'm ever at the

00:47:26.660 I love this enthusiasm

00:47:28.640 You need some of that

00:47:29.740 If I ever see people

00:47:30.760 By themselves at a store 0.99

00:47:31.600 I go I know what this 1.00

00:47:32.460 Motherfucker's doing here 1.00

00:47:33.380 He's not shopping 0.99

00:47:34.120 So I go what's up dude

00:47:35.260 And that's why

00:47:35.920 They're always chatting

00:47:36.660 They're lonely

00:47:37.500 You would go to the grocery store

00:47:38.600 As a social thing?

00:47:39.760 Yeah yeah I was bored

00:47:40.480 Bro I'll just say

00:47:41.860 I haven't been to a grocery store

00:47:43.440 In like seven years

00:47:44.400 You got people for that?

00:47:45.640 I don't cook

00:47:46.620 I don't

00:47:46.920 It's not a good use of our time

00:47:48.020 How do you eat?

00:47:49.140 I don't

00:47:49.520 I'm a breatharian

00:47:50.320 Library?

00:47:51.480 No no

00:47:51.840 I just don't cook it

00:47:53.660 I don't want to deal with

00:47:54.580 Going to the store

00:47:55.080 I don't want to deal with prep

00:47:55.820 And I don't want to 0.99

00:47:56.520 Fucking do the dishes 0.98

00:47:57.360 So time is money 1.00

00:47:59.060 and we got to like make the most of every second and i'm glad you're having fun at the fucking 0.97

00:48:02.940 store so this is not about you but like that was also eight years ago okay well i'm just saying 0.91

00:48:07.560 i'm sure you guys can agree it's not the best use of our time and that's a luxurious thing to say

00:48:11.780 like i say that with privilege but i prioritize over wasting money and probably i could be much

00:48:18.860 more financially better i know you're doing good but like the label takes my money so yeah basically 1.00

00:48:24.180 You're obviously on your shit 0.99

00:48:26.260 You're very intelligent 1.00

00:48:27.520 I see through the mullet

00:48:29.620 And the get up

00:48:30.780 I see through the blue suit

00:48:32.680 I'm making it for me man

00:48:35.000 Look into the camera

00:48:36.020 Just say drink slime

00:48:38.200 I won't do it

00:48:39.800 You couldn't pay me enough money 1.00

00:48:41.260 Caleb don't you fucking do me 1.00

00:48:44.900 Look at that shit 1.00

00:48:46.140 And I love that this dude's got the fucking vlog style 1.00

00:48:48.700 He's good 0.98

00:48:49.600 You guys invented that into the whole podcast

00:48:52.740 did you did you come up with that or did you come up with that because that's new i haven't seen

00:48:57.780 it's called active podcasting oh it's actually being studied i'm giving way too much props here

00:49:03.180 no no no no no no we it's being taught at penn state but we oh you guys you guys are teaching 0.99

00:49:08.220 at penn state yes well he does on the weekends really you were born with three testicles is 0.99

00:49:13.500 that true wait i was supposed to reveal that myself that's like a big thing i was coming on 0.98

00:49:17.220 to talk is this breaking yeah this hasn't been this is alpha we got alpha bro why are you gonna 0.99

00:49:21.900 fucking come here and just say this shit this is supposed to that that i was born with three 1.00

00:49:26.100 testicles that's 1.15 more testicles than me yeah he's missing half shut the fuck swear no got a 1.00

00:49:32.200 testicle problem what yeah what happened jumped off a table hit me balls no three inch hematoma 1.00

00:49:39.600 at the bottom of the sack shut up wait so they puffed up yeah no understatement avocado you 0.99

00:49:45.840 ever seen one of those of course balls he's had them thrown at him before it comes yeah yeah yeah 0.97

00:49:50.360 So they, they had to, they had to shave, shave it off the hematoma, shave off the hematoma.

00:49:55.440 Not the ball coil though.

00:49:57.000 Yes.

00:49:57.320 Yes.

00:49:57.540 So that's the thing.

00:49:58.060 And they uncoiled it.

00:49:59.180 15% of it was dead.

00:50:01.200 So they also shaved off that part of the clothes.

00:50:02.620 So you might not be able to have kids.

00:50:03.680 Or you may already have kids somewhere around the world.

00:50:05.860 Probably.

00:50:06.500 Wait, hold on.

00:50:06.900 I'm more interested in your extra.

00:50:07.900 Okay.

00:50:08.200 So this is crazy.

00:50:09.020 So this is something that like people knew growing up about this.

00:50:13.660 I'd never talked about it publicly, but like on the playground, kids would tease me.

00:50:17.180 They called me all over three. 1.00

00:50:18.220 i shit you not bro like there was some shit that like how did they know about your balls because 1.00

00:50:25.100 one of my friends talked about it he's he snitched i mean you know of course you know the locker room 1.00

00:50:30.080 but yeah i had three i mean i used to be proud of it i'll just flat out say it it's kind of special

00:50:34.700 because not only does it make me unique but you know i have quite the libido and you know also

00:50:41.380 they are all working all three are functioning unlike do you ever grab one and then pull it

00:50:46.520 And then hit it

00:50:47.260 And then watch

00:50:47.760 No

00:50:48.560 But I like that idea

00:50:49.860 That could be an opening up 0.98

00:50:50.860 Like thing for sex 0.94

00:50:51.760 You know like 0.99

00:50:52.140 Baby baby

00:50:52.700 Hold on

00:50:53.020 Watch this

00:50:53.520 And she's like

00:50:56.100 Bro they're coils

00:50:57.440 Bro they're coiled up 1.00

00:50:58.500 It's like slinkies 1.00

00:50:59.400 I'm having trouble 1.00

00:51:00.260 Just help me out here

00:51:01.400 The placement of them

00:51:02.420 Yeah so you got one here

00:51:03.680 One here

00:51:04.480 One here

00:51:06.340 Obviously bro

00:51:07.780 I mean you know

00:51:08.580 They're all intact

00:51:09.920 Prove it

00:51:10.500 I'm not doing any porn

00:51:11.860 For your podcast 1.00

00:51:12.700 Not for this shit podcast bro 1.00

00:51:14.740 I'll tell you that 1.00

00:51:15.480 What podcast would you do porn for? 0.99

00:51:17.380 I don't know. 0.96

00:51:17.760 Joe Rogan?

00:51:18.580 Hit me up.

00:51:19.700 You just said we're the new Joe Rogan.

00:51:21.280 No, no.

00:51:22.340 I love Joe Rogan.

00:51:23.360 This is what I tell myself because I can't get on Joe Rogan.

00:51:26.260 So I'm like, you know, they're the new Joe Rogan.

00:51:32.540 That's what I told my friends at least.

00:51:34.400 Because I was like, yeah, Joe won't hit us back up.

00:51:38.340 But Joe, if you're watching this, which he's definitely not.

00:51:41.220 Yeah, I want to do the podcast.

00:51:42.640 And I would do it any day of the week over this one.

00:51:45.480 I'll tell you one show you won't be doing.

00:51:47.840 What?

00:51:48.400 Stephen Colbert.

00:51:49.640 Bro, do you know about this?

00:51:51.180 No.

00:51:53.000 Basically, I've been blacklisted from the show.

00:51:55.340 Why?

00:51:55.660 That specific show?

00:51:56.760 Yeah.

00:51:57.480 And almost other ones.

00:51:59.020 I did the Late Late Show, and they almost sued me for that, too.

00:52:02.320 I've had a couple questionable experiences working on late-night TV.

00:52:05.980 Why?

00:52:06.380 What did you do?

00:52:07.060 Well, so for Colbert, it was during COVID, that specific one.

00:52:13.460 And I got to film it myself.

00:52:15.480 did a big production alien boy films produced it yeah but didn't edit it

00:52:20.020 and we told them the whole plan we're like hey oliver's gonna hold steven hostage at the

00:52:28.580 beginning you know when like the beginning when they show the record whatever so we had like a

00:52:33.080 twenty thousand dollar mask of his face made that was literally it's him holding my album and he's

00:52:38.320 duct taped up tied up and i come in with this bat with like nails on it and i'm like stevie boy where

00:52:44.500 are you and i find him and i do this like kind of scene where i'm like i've been applying to your 0.93

00:52:50.100 show for three fucking years and you won't respond well it's my show now i'm taking over it's the 0.94

00:52:55.780 oliver tree show and basically they did not find this shit funny they're like this is the most 0.99

00:52:59.700 offensive thing we've ever seen how fucking dare you and like this was a huge production we're 0.99

00:53:04.400 talking about like fifty thousand dollars to put on this late night performance and they didn't 1.00

00:53:08.720 even air this shit on tv they shit can't they shit can't and like dude it was during the election 1.00

00:53:13.520 So my band was Biden was on one side. 1.00

00:53:17.220 He was my drummer.

00:53:18.060 And then Trump was my keyboard player.

00:53:20.660 And like they came out with this podium and they came and started fighting each other.

00:53:24.800 And my this artist that I signed, his name is Little Ricky.

00:53:28.660 Are you good?

00:53:29.960 Do you need a drink?

00:53:31.540 I think it was the slide.

00:53:32.600 I think that was the issue.

00:53:35.200 That's making me calm.

00:53:36.120 You need some slime, bro. 1.00

00:53:37.380 This shit lubes up your vocal cords. 1.00

00:53:39.100 I use it before singing. 1.00

00:53:40.240 If you're a singer, it's like this is your stuff.

00:53:42.840 it's chunky

00:53:44.040 okay wait

00:53:44.680 so where was I

00:53:45.540 okay Little Ricky 0.98

00:53:46.400 I don't give a shit 0.99

00:53:47.560 let me just say this story 0.99

00:53:48.500 you literally interrupted yourself

00:53:50.640 no I care about you

00:53:52.360 just enough to make a promo

00:53:53.560 for Slimey

00:53:54.220 so okay

00:53:57.840 as I was saying

00:53:58.580 I signed this artist

00:54:00.080 Little Ricky

00:54:00.560 he's my first signing

00:54:01.420 so this dude is like

00:54:02.660 I just executive produced

00:54:04.380 his mixtape

00:54:05.400 he's about to drop

00:54:06.200 hopefully

00:54:06.680 if Atlantic Records

00:54:07.800 lets him drop this

00:54:08.860 in the next six to

00:54:10.020 eight months

00:54:11.480 hopefully not years 1.00

00:54:12.500 This dude's fucking crazy 1.00

00:54:14.300 Insane pop artist 1.00

00:54:15.960 So me and Ricky

00:54:17.160 I brought him out

00:54:17.840 For this late night show

00:54:18.780 He comes out

00:54:19.460 And he breaks up the fight

00:54:20.640 Cause Donald Trump

00:54:22.220 They're fighting over the podium

00:54:23.300 They're going for it

00:54:23.920 And Ricky pushes him aside

00:54:25.200 He does the peace sign

00:54:26.040 I mean you can see

00:54:26.800 Not the intro clip

00:54:28.400 But the clip's on my YouTube

00:54:29.740 I posted it on there

00:54:30.900 So you can actually see

00:54:31.540 This performance

00:54:31.960 It's of the song

00:54:32.660 Life Goes Onion

00:54:33.340 And so

00:54:34.360 Anyways

00:54:35.640 Long story short

00:54:36.500 They banned me

00:54:37.880 From their show

00:54:38.760 They're like

00:54:39.080 You're not welcome

00:54:39.940 To ever do this show

00:54:41.000 And I also had a similar thing

00:54:42.400 where i was um the late show with um can't remember james james cordon yeah really so i did

00:54:49.200 that show and i was on stilts and the union guys were like you know i told them hey i'm gonna fall

00:54:55.360 down potentially i don't know how to use stilts this is my first time ever using them and they're

00:54:58.820 like whatever you do do not fall or we're like this thing's getting canned and i'm playing the 0.95

00:55:04.360 show and i'm like i don't know how to use these fucking stilts and i'm performing and at the time 0.91

00:55:08.700 i didn't have a bowl cut and i had i was bald before this is before i used goatee grow because 0.95

00:55:13.700 it's not just for the facial hair it's actually for full hair so this is before i started

00:55:17.580 experimenting i actually had alopecia and i couldn't grow hair and so like why are you

00:55:22.980 looking at me like that just look just observing just trying to figure out what's going on looking 0.99

00:55:27.400 deep into my soul bro just trying to figure out what's going on slime shut up shut up shut up it 0.99

00:55:34.800 It does wonders for your soul, too. 0.99

00:55:36.360 It's good, man.

00:55:37.120 Okay, so you couldn't grow hair, and then you—

00:55:38.780 Well, I'm playing this show, and my bull-cut wig falls off.

00:55:41.220 The whole thing's falling apart, and I ended up falling on the stilts.

00:55:44.220 I don't even know. 0.98

00:55:44.920 They took that shit off YouTube, too, but I've had a couple close calls, 0.98

00:55:48.140 and other things I'm not allowed to talk about. 0.99

00:55:50.020 There's some lawsuits and pending things.

00:55:51.320 No way.

00:55:51.960 Yes, deadass. 0.94

00:55:53.100 I swear to God. 0.94

00:55:53.940 And I can't say it because I really want to, but I'm not allowed to.

00:55:57.700 You can't be this much of a liability.

00:55:59.640 I just don't believe that.

00:56:00.380 Bro, I've had multiple lawsuits.

00:56:02.020 You've had lawsuits. 0.99

00:56:02.980 But not for shit like that. 1.00

00:56:04.220 Like, this is dumb. 1.00

00:56:05.680 You know who's good on stilts, by the way? 1.00

00:56:08.320 Bro, what do you mean dumb? 0.99

00:56:09.840 Wait, I want you to answer, but what do you mean dumb? 1.00

00:56:11.700 Why would you get a lawsuit for falling on stilts? 0.98

00:56:16.080 No, it wasn't even that.

00:56:17.200 That was not the same one.

00:56:18.120 That's a different story.

00:56:19.240 I held Stephen Colbert hostage.

00:56:22.260 And they did not find a friend.

00:56:23.680 I disagree.

00:56:24.920 That's funny.

00:56:26.040 I thought it was hilarious.

00:56:27.020 And, dude, we gave them the treatment.

00:56:28.260 We're like, this is what we're doing.

00:56:29.440 And they thought it was.

00:56:30.280 They're like, fulfillment.

00:56:31.880 Spend the $100,000.

00:56:33.000 Spend the $50,000.

00:56:33.500 You shot it. 1.00

00:56:34.220 We shot this shit. 1.00

00:56:35.080 With Steven? 1.00

00:56:36.060 With Steven.

00:56:36.540 No, I had a $20,000 mask made because he wouldn't come in.

00:56:38.960 It was COVID.

00:56:40.100 Yeah.

00:56:40.640 It was a fake.

00:56:41.440 It was, I mean.

00:56:42.120 We faked it really legit, dude.

00:56:43.740 He had his mouth duct taped and he was like.

00:56:45.040 But they're like a mainstream media company.

00:56:46.960 And that's like their, that's like their God.

00:56:48.920 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:49.400 A lot of them, they don't, they take themselves very serious.

00:56:51.420 And they don't want to be the butt of a joke.

00:56:52.920 It's not like impulsive where anyone can come in here and clown him.

00:56:59.920 No, but I, are you, are you good, bro?

00:57:02.560 Are you good, bro?

00:57:03.560 Are you good?

00:57:04.100 Do we need to take the survey? 1.00

00:57:05.080 No, hey, I fuck with you. 1.00

00:57:07.400 Bro, please stop. 1.00

00:57:08.900 Hey, don't turn on me here.

00:57:10.620 A minute ago, you said some really nice compliments.

00:57:13.900 What did I say?

00:57:15.260 I was the greatest guy ever.

00:57:16.860 I don't remember saying that.

00:57:17.860 Wait, have you turned if I lost you?

00:57:19.500 No. 1.00

00:57:19.820 Because I fuck with your show. 1.00

00:57:20.820 I would never come here if I didn't. 1.00

00:57:22.920 Hey, look at me.

00:57:23.740 Are you tearing up?

00:57:24.500 A little bit.

00:57:28.120 Bro, chase that down with some slime.

00:57:29.820 I'm telling you right now.

00:57:31.300 Bro, this guy, I come out here.

00:57:32.720 He's got his prime in his hand

00:57:34.280 He's standing outside of the building

00:57:35.480 You know what I was doing?

00:57:36.080 Waiting for TMZ to come through

00:57:37.760 What is going on?

00:57:39.320 I'm there for two seconds

00:57:40.340 And TMZ is over

00:57:41.260 And he just happens to have a prime in his hand

00:57:42.820 I'm like, bro, where's my slime?

00:57:44.520 Like, get my slime

00:57:45.540 The first thing

00:57:47.000 First off, this guy comes walking up to us on the sidewalk

00:57:49.700 Looking like that

00:57:50.520 Looking like that?

00:57:51.620 This is how I dress, bro

00:57:52.840 That's offensive

00:57:53.500 You're looking like that, bro 1.00

00:57:55.200 And you're dying your fucking red hair 1.00

00:57:56.840 He's got his shorts on 1.00

00:58:01.380 He's looking like that, dude

00:58:02.600 But you know what?

00:58:03.180 We're not so different.

00:58:03.960 We got the blue.

00:58:04.820 Yo, you got denim boots.

00:58:06.940 Bro, this is custom.

00:58:08.000 Everything's custom. 1.00

00:58:08.520 I designed this shit. 1.00

00:58:09.200 I didn't know they existed. 1.00

00:58:10.060 I do clothing.

00:58:11.060 Yeah, I design. 1.00

00:58:13.000 Check this shit. 1.00

00:58:13.700 Yeah, no shit. 1.00

00:58:14.660 So that's what I mean looking like that. 0.99

00:58:16.340 You looking like that.

00:58:16.880 What do you mean looking like that? 1.00

00:58:17.620 Yo, you had a fucking head in your hand. 1.00

00:58:19.480 You had a head in your hand. 1.00

00:58:21.200 I bring this shit everywhere. 1.00

00:58:23.620 Georgie, come on. 1.00

00:58:24.360 And the fuck jump part was he didn't just walk up holding this. 0.98

00:58:27.200 He was like, hey, what's up, guys? 0.98

00:58:28.220 He was like, bro, I got to keep it good and nice and smooth.

00:58:31.140 That might be on my hair later.

00:58:32.400 But you were by yourself in public.

00:58:33.760 That's what I'm saying.

00:58:34.440 That's what I'm saying.

00:58:35.060 Walking from a very far distance.

00:58:36.720 Like, you walked far, bro, and you were confidently just...

00:58:39.820 I was staying about a half mile away.

00:58:40.940 I walked.

00:58:41.460 It's not that far.

00:58:42.380 And it's Hollywood.

00:58:43.260 And look at this guy. 1.00

00:58:43.800 You guys couldn't even call me a fucking car. 0.99

00:58:45.520 I thought there'd be a limo or something. 1.00

00:58:47.220 At least the fucking Uber Black, dude. 0.99

00:58:53.380 But, hey, what's up with the thing? 0.98

00:58:54.700 You guys can't drive your guests here, or what?

00:58:57.400 He got Diplo a ride.

00:58:59.060 No, Diplo was on this podcast.

00:59:00.620 Well, he asked for it.

00:59:01.700 No he didn't

00:59:02.600 He sent him a limo

00:59:03.140 He's always asking for favors

00:59:04.400 We loved it though

00:59:05.700 I know

00:59:06.320 Something about his style

00:59:07.480 I love him

00:59:07.820 His style's incredible

00:59:08.860 I lost a lot of respect for him

00:59:10.520 After that whole Tim McGraw situation

00:59:12.200 He's not

00:59:13.040 He hasn't been on the pod yet

00:59:14.180 Oh he hasn't?

00:59:15.040 Alright that's good

00:59:15.800 Yeah don't let him on

00:59:16.560 No but we're definitely

00:59:17.140 Gonna give him a ride here

00:59:18.160 Yeah you should

00:59:18.960 No hey actually guess what

00:59:20.720 Wes is cool

00:59:21.900 I'm going to the Super Bowl

00:59:22.780 With him tomorrow

00:59:23.360 Are you actually?

00:59:24.420 I am

00:59:24.740 You're gonna squash that?

00:59:26.020 We're gonna squash

00:59:26.380 You're gonna have to

00:59:27.040 Who are you rooting for? 0.99

00:59:29.320 I can't reveal that shit 1.00

00:59:30.720 Wait can I tell him? 1.00

00:59:31.700 they're telling me now

00:59:33.020 he nodded yes

00:59:34.720 he went

00:59:36.500 bro

00:59:38.940 where are we

00:59:40.460 we're in LA dude

00:59:43.000 I'm holding it down

00:59:44.160 where'd you grow up?

00:59:46.820 Santa Cruz, Cali

00:59:48.620 it's like an hour from SF

00:59:50.220 big skate town

00:59:51.120 surf town, skate 1.00

00:59:52.580 what do you think she's doing? 0.99

00:59:56.360 what do you think she's doing? 0.74

00:59:58.020 are we about to watch an influencer in the wild? 1.00

01:00:00.060 are we about to watch a fucking influencer? 0.99

01:00:01.700 the wild she's about to that that is a phone stand oh my god this is gonna be so good oh my 0.99

01:00:06.180 god it's gonna be so good no let's just let's just let's just announce it as it happens for

01:00:10.360 those of you guys that are watching everybody could see out but no one could see correct oh

01:00:15.140 my god we're about to watch an influencer in the wild this is good what is she doing i wonder if

01:00:19.260 she knows diplo what she walks in this is a this is a real estate facility correct oh she is

01:00:27.240 she is getting ready for something meaningful what is it is the oppenheimer group well hey

01:00:36.100 thank you guys for uh letting us use your spot is it a famous spot because i've noticed a lot

01:00:40.140 of people are coming up and looking through the window and taking pictures selling sunset 0.73

01:00:43.800 look at this she is changing her mind oh my god she actually she's got a little bit of a vibe 0.99

01:00:49.340 going dude i have to go talk no invite her on invite her should we go out no bro you should 0.91

01:00:54.520 invite her on just invite her on invite her on dude be like hi we would like to have you on

01:00:58.140 impulsive this is like a jimmy kimball show where somebody runs outside why are you fixing your fake 0.98

01:01:03.500 ass mullet why are you fixing the hair your red mullet he's trying to look good oh she's laughing 0.95

01:01:07.260 oh she's happy bro her vibes are energetic dude dude she is in a great mood you gotta show up in 0.92

01:01:15.140 the tiktok bro oh she loves onions dude those leather pants can't be fun today in the 92 degree

01:01:27.780 weather oh she's pissed you're ruining her tiktok hey sorry i can't no you can uh we're doing a

01:01:39.200 podcast right now do you want you want to come on yeah you want to come on the pod yeah it

01:01:45.040 it's good it's good it's fun yeah yeah we got we got Oliver Tree on the show he's

01:01:50.080 he's a famous he's a famous artist here come on here you see you see that seat

01:02:04.660 right there hi george pleasure hi welcome to impulsive mike amanda please move your mic george

01:02:21.840 move your mic for her dude you're making it impossible for her how are you good thanks for

01:02:28.780 coming on world's number one podcast can i can i ask you one question right off the bat

01:02:32.720 what what what was your intent with yeah just talk really close to the mic we saw you setting

01:02:39.240 up out there what was your what was your intent so hi my name is amanda i'm from brazil

01:02:45.620 oh and i love the siri on netflix and i tell my boyfriend let's go there i need to take a picture

01:02:56.860 We love Brazil here. Oh, thank you. Shout out Brazil. Yeah. Number one. You speak Portuguese. I'm fluent. Yeah. I've not. I don't. Can't say a single word.

01:03:15.200 you brought you brought your uh your selfie tripod yes you know i'm a professional i need

01:03:27.720 to be prepared yeah we saw you posing we saw you hit the pose and everything it was really great

01:03:32.680 thank you sorry guys are you visiting i'm visiting yeah i live in miami actually

01:03:38.820 So I'm just here for

01:03:41.420 So you get the photo

01:03:43.040 You take maybe like four or five

01:03:45.160 You like how it comes out

01:03:46.180 And then what do you do for the rest of the day?

01:03:48.320 Where are you even going?

01:03:49.400 For the rest of the day

01:03:51.040 I maybe go to the cinema

01:03:53.420 Watching a movie

01:03:54.820 Just hanging out, huh?

01:03:55.940 Yeah, tomorrow it's Super Bowl, right?

01:03:58.120 Yeah

01:03:58.320 What movie would you see if you go to the movies?

01:04:03.040 The new one is Montal

01:04:04.460 Okay

01:04:06.200 She's more prepared for this interview than he is

01:04:08.080 Have you heard of Oliver Tree

01:04:11.720 Or probably not

01:04:12.260 Definitely not right

01:04:12.860 No but

01:04:13.620 I've been looking right now

01:04:15.480 Well god

01:04:15.840 Have you even heard of Jake Paul

01:04:17.200 It's Jake Paul

01:04:19.560 It's Jake Paul

01:04:20.360 And Oliver Tree

01:04:21.800 It's okay

01:04:23.140 Neither of us are worth mentioning

01:04:24.900 See I like her more

01:04:26.020 Now knowing that she doesn't know

01:04:27.440 Who any of us are

01:04:28.180 She has no idea what's going on

01:04:28.820 No no no but that's amazing

01:04:30.340 But yeah basically

01:04:31.080 He was on the Disney Channel

01:04:32.520 Yeah I was on the Disney Channel 1.00

01:04:33.920 And he has three testicles 0.99

01:04:35.400 Oh my god 1.00

01:04:36.960 Nice to meet you

01:04:37.920 Yeah, nice to meet you too. Do you know Wenderson Nunez?

01:04:41.120 Yes, I love him.

01:04:43.140 Should I fight him?

01:04:45.560 Should I fight him?

01:04:46.620 Boxing, boxing.

01:04:47.600 Yes, he lost, right? 1.00

01:04:49.840 He got his ass. 1.00

01:04:50.800 Yeah, but it's good. 1.00

01:04:55.200 Never mind.

01:05:00.720 Do we have a cup?

01:05:01.700 Maybe she can try some. 1.00

01:05:02.920 Get the fuck off of here, man. 1.00

01:05:05.380 We always drink it around here. 1.00

01:05:06.400 Get out of here.

01:05:07.020 Can you do a taste test 0.85

01:05:09.720 Between this drink 1.00

01:05:11.020 Can we get her a cup 1.00

01:05:11.720 Can we get two cups 1.00

01:05:12.620 No no

01:05:13.820 We have competing beverage companies

01:05:16.720 Mine's called Prime

01:05:17.940 And his is called Slime

01:05:19.300 And this is double the size

01:05:22.100 Can you just tell us which one tastes better

01:05:24.420 Okay

01:05:25.140 And no wait we need it to be a blind taste test

01:05:28.600 Oh yeah

01:05:29.700 Just cover your eyes 0.99

01:05:31.300 Obviously she's going to pick you dude 0.99

01:05:33.580 No no no she doesn't even know me 0.67

01:05:34.660 I know but I'm saying

01:05:36.400 Like you're the strong guy

01:05:37.680 Boxer

01:05:38.340 By the way

01:05:38.640 They teach you in school

01:05:39.580 Never to take drinks

01:05:40.640 Yeah

01:05:41.180 Cover your eyes

01:05:41.820 When strangers bring you in

01:05:43.100 Nothing that she's doing

01:05:43.860 She's on a set of a production

01:05:45.300 Now mix them up

01:05:47.760 Just in case she peeked through

01:05:48.760 Just do

01:05:49.440 Yeah 0.51

01:05:49.960 Mix them around

01:05:50.880 A few times

01:05:51.840 He doesn't even know

01:05:52.560 Which one's which

01:05:53.180 I do know

01:05:53.940 I do know

01:05:54.340 There's an identifier

01:05:54.980 Okay

01:05:56.000 Why don't you give it to her

01:05:57.760 Well I don't know

01:05:58.560 Which one's which

01:05:59.280 Okay

01:05:59.860 Okay

01:06:01.240 You can

01:06:02.220 You can

01:06:02.540 Open your eyes

01:06:03.780 Yeah you can open it

01:06:04.520 Wait wait wait

01:06:05.060 Drink this one first

01:06:05.780 No

01:06:05.920 I mean, it doesn't matter just just make sure you take a good sip of ginger to cleanse. I know she's got to clear a palate after 1.00

01:06:23.540 Very good 0.99

01:06:25.300 Here's some what here's some water for your next one

01:06:29.660 No, no, no, no, don't say I'm gonna say but just be aware

01:06:32.700 How does the water taste compared to that she tastes at the water she went

01:06:43.600 Oh, come on. That's fine, baby. That's proud for you, baby

01:06:50.280 I'm confident in the product. That is the most or again

01:06:55.600 He's walking. He's walking. Ladies and gentlemen

01:06:59.140 Thank you

01:07:01.460 Oh he's leaving on a motorcycle 0.99

01:07:02.780 Holy shit 0.99

01:07:07.040 Why is that perfect 0.99

01:07:09.300 Logan why is that perfect

01:07:12.060 Look at him

01:07:12.980 Look at him right now bro

01:07:15.580 There's more people

01:07:17.400 Oh my gosh

01:07:19.980 Wow

01:07:23.160 I did something wrong

01:07:24.680 No you did something right

01:07:25.880 It's a little more sweet

01:07:27.980 Yeah 1.00

01:07:28.440 She's drinking more of that shit 1.00

01:07:32.100 Hey, hey, hey, hey 1.00

01:07:35.620 Good choice

01:07:36.240 Well, you know, that's not all you have

01:07:38.200 How much did you pay her?

01:07:39.280 You went out there, we didn't see what happened

01:07:41.160 That's just not right

01:07:42.980 Dude, this is my favorite podcast we've ever done

01:07:45.160 I swear to God

01:07:45.940 This is incredible

01:07:47.000 Yo, that's all

01:07:48.640 Can I actually ask one other thing?

01:07:50.640 Sure, yeah, go

01:07:50.880 Before you go

01:07:51.440 Would you ever consider growing a goatee?

01:07:54.180 Yeah, that's what I was gonna ask

01:07:55.060 It's organic

01:07:55.740 It's organic

01:07:56.560 It's not FDA approved

01:07:57.880 But this is organic and

01:08:01.560 Do you want me to take another one? 0.66

01:08:06.560 We can't we can't kill the random stranger well if you have a boyfriend you don't do that 0.87

01:08:13.960 Okay, okay 0.94

01:08:15.640 No more go to grow. I get it. I get it. Well, and also it would turn your hair blonde too. Have you ever wanted blonde hair before?

01:08:25.720 Got it

01:08:27.880 Depends on my mood

01:08:30.200 Okay well

01:08:32.480 You can go about your day if you want

01:08:34.140 Why don't you go ahead and plug your Instagram

01:08:36.240 Yeah what's your Instagram

01:08:37.560 Oh yeah can I take a picture

01:08:39.420 Yeah

01:08:40.000 Hand me your phone

01:08:42.980 Your phone

01:08:44.860 Do you want to say your Instagram name

01:08:48.520 Oh yeah sure

01:08:49.820 It's my Instagram

01:08:50.920 It's 0.98

01:08:54.320 A-M-D-C-O-L-T-C 1.00

01:08:56.520 oh yeah maybe we'll zoom in on it a m d c o l c c i m the colchi 0.99

01:09:05.180 grab a grab a grab a nice wide angle for m d colchi

01:09:10.600 can i get this picture

01:09:17.640 dude i haven't seen david work this hard for mike

01:09:24.340 ever ever oh my god well well thank thank you for thank you for coming on and positive yeah it was

01:09:32.120 great thank you it was a pleasure it was great meeting you thank you guys sorry

01:09:39.580 oh no no thank you thank you you just made it you made it so much nicer hey by the way good

01:09:44.700 luck with your dms over the next couple days they're about to go nuclear bye can you imagine 1.00

01:09:52.720 what her comments are gonna look like for the next fucking week dude she has no idea what she 0.90

01:09:57.780 just did to her instagram page yeah well they already got a massive shout out bro i didn't 0.96

01:10:08.800 know they had a a show it's a whole thing oh my god all right oh should we go out there 100%

01:10:14.340 Let's go out there.

01:10:14.860 Let's go harass the tour people.

01:10:16.900 There's not a single person on that bus who knows Jake Paul.

01:10:23.300 Oh, they know Jake Paul.

01:10:30.560 Look at the people on the bus, dude.

01:10:37.480 They're so confused. 1.00

01:10:38.660 Like, who is that moron? 1.00

01:10:41.760 Look at the guy on the bus, dude. 1.00

01:10:43.200 You just ruined

01:10:44.720 They all want 1.00

01:10:45.680 You are an asshole bro 1.00

01:10:47.020 They all want their money back 1.00

01:10:48.440 That was worse than what you did

01:10:49.720 On the BFFs podcast

01:10:51.060 Hey ladies

01:10:51.940 I love you

01:10:53.420 I'm sorry

01:10:53.980 Oh

01:10:55.240 He's getting

01:10:57.220 He's getting cancelled

01:10:58.420 Dude H3 is definitely

01:11:01.700 Going to pick up on that one 1.00

01:11:02.840 Oh I'll make sure

01:11:03.760 For sure

01:11:04.780 Hey bro

01:11:04.880 Hey they all started like this

01:11:06.500 They all started like this

01:11:07.600 And ended like this

01:11:09.500 You ruined their whole day

01:11:12.640 I never watched Sunset on Boulevard. 1.00

01:11:16.220 Shit, man. 1.00

01:11:17.160 Your episode just got jacked by actually fun things, huh? 1.00

01:11:19.620 I know, I know.

01:11:21.120 I don't think that was a good thing.

01:11:22.500 You guys are just letting anybody on this show, so I'm not surprised.

01:11:25.280 That's why you're here, buddy.

01:11:26.160 I know.

01:11:26.640 That's what I'm saying.

01:11:27.920 You guys let me on this, like the bottom of the barrel.

01:11:30.680 I'm happy we did. 0.98

01:11:31.880 The Z list.

01:11:32.340 I'm happy we did.

01:11:33.380 This is my favorite episode.

01:11:34.280 Hey, those pills are starting to kick in. 1.00

01:11:36.060 You feel that shit? 1.00

01:11:37.140 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:11:37.900 Bro, it feels good. 0.97

01:11:38.860 My balls are tingling. 0.98

01:11:41.420 my balls are go tigro.com promo code impulsive 50% off right off let's yes this is for real you 1.00

01:11:49.420 can look it up it's a real website i don't doubt it with you we're selling this shit and this shit 0.98

01:11:53.620 is flying off the shelf so if you want it you need to go now today also i do have a tour let 0.99

01:11:57.960 me plug that okay because that shit is about to go but really it's about cowboy tears this album 0.67

01:12:01.620 i've been making which is really the reason i came question i know we're running out of time 0.95

01:12:04.740 here it's fine it's fine what's our length how much time we got what's time we can keep going 0.99

01:12:09.240 Who gives a shit dude 0.99

01:12:11.980 I did have a question 0.99

01:12:13.360 This new sound you keep speaking of

01:12:16.340 And we hear some of it

01:12:17.520 What if it isn't that good 0.98

01:12:18.820 It's fucking great 0.98

01:12:20.600 Do we know for sure 0.99

01:12:21.740 Dude it's fucking crazy 0.98

01:12:24.480 Have you heard 0.99

01:12:25.020 We gotta show you

01:12:28.180 Who you just asked

01:12:29.060 Let me see 0.99

01:12:32.240 Y'all can fucking read dude 0.99

01:12:38.220 no he's like that's my boy what would it say if i saw myself something no it doesn't matter 0.99

01:12:48.380 you know some people some people um some artists will try to switch their craft

01:12:52.540 yeah and do something else and sometimes it's yeah like when you started making tables out

01:12:56.060 of game boys i've seen people do that yeah wow dog he's shot from the hip like a cowboy dog

01:13:04.220 I need my slime bro

01:13:05.280 He's like 1.00

01:13:06.440 Yo that shit is ass 1.00

01:13:08.400 I'm getting eggy 1.00

01:13:09.660 That shit is ass 1.00

01:13:10.820 Even the consumer said 1.00

01:13:11.940 Bro come on

01:13:13.640 We're still working out the kinks 1.00

01:13:15.240 Survey says

01:13:16.360 Survey says brother

01:13:16.820 She said it was chunky

01:13:18.080 Chunky?

01:13:19.620 It's got ground up 1.00

01:13:20.980 Goatee things in it

01:13:22.460 Pills in it

01:13:23.140 I got a

01:13:23.700 I got a visceral reaction

01:13:25.020 Play it back 1.00

01:13:25.920 She went

01:13:26.460 Don't play it

01:13:27.620 She postured up

01:13:31.060 She said the first one was good

01:13:32.440 And the second one was

01:13:33.380 Yeah, she made that sound effect

01:13:34.920 We should ask more people

01:13:36.580 Because I don't think one's enough

01:13:37.800 You can't win

01:13:38.460 Survey says, brother

01:13:40.800 You can't ask this room

01:13:41.560 You're paying these guys 1.00

01:13:42.460 To drink this nasty ass shit 1.00

01:13:44.120 Okay, so 1.00

01:13:47.060 I'm worried about

01:13:48.680 The music?

01:13:49.620 Yeah, yeah 1.00

01:13:50.180 It's fucking fire, dude 0.99

01:13:51.440 Of course you think that 1.00

01:13:52.740 Oh, I know it

01:13:53.520 This is where

01:13:55.820 It's gonna get tricky

01:13:56.760 Because the song that you have out now

01:13:58.420 That's actually great 0.97

01:13:59.580 You said it sucks 0.97

01:14:00.640 Well, yeah 0.92

01:14:01.320 So what if the things that you think

01:14:02.540 Are actually dope

01:14:03.280 Well, here's the thing.

01:14:04.540 It's not about how much people buy it, how successful it is.

01:14:08.140 It's whether I like it.

01:14:09.020 Like, a real artist?

01:14:09.600 True.

01:14:09.900 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:10.400 Like, when we're talking about, like, a guy who's an artist.

01:14:12.340 Yeah, right.

01:14:13.260 We do it because, like, we love it.

01:14:15.060 Right.

01:14:15.580 And, like, that's one thing maybe you don't understand.

01:14:18.140 Like, an artist makes it for themselves. 1.00

01:14:20.520 Like, fuck everybody else. 1.00

01:14:21.600 Right. 1.00

01:14:21.900 And they're like, fuck you. 1.00

01:14:23.120 And you guys are cool. 1.00

01:14:25.260 But, like, what I'm getting at is, like, it doesn't really matter what anyone thinks.

01:14:29.320 It's like the song that I made seven years ago that people like that just came out a few months ago.

01:14:34.740 I hate it.

01:14:36.000 So it's not exciting to me.

01:14:37.680 It's not the art I want to hear because that was what I wanted to hear seven years ago.

01:14:41.660 You know what I mean?

01:14:42.140 And so it's really a thing like as long as I feel like I'm making the art I dream about, the art that makes me cry, the art that makes me feel the emotions I'm looking for, well, that's what I want.

01:14:54.900 Super noble, whatever.

01:14:57.000 Well, yeah, I mean, it's just like...

01:14:58.400 What did I just say?

01:14:59.280 Super noble.

01:15:00.120 Super noble.

01:15:00.600 Super noble.

01:15:01.580 I'm saying...

01:15:02.100 Okay, so you're saying that now.

01:15:03.600 I'm making country music, bro.

01:15:04.800 Yeah, but what if no one shows up?

01:15:05.800 What if you're back to performing in front of 10 people?

01:15:07.480 We're selling out the tour.

01:15:08.680 It's about to go.

01:15:09.200 How big are the venues?

01:15:11.100 5,000.

01:15:11.860 We're doing like the theater at Madison Square Garden, which is almost 6,000.

01:15:14.840 Oh, that place is great.

01:15:16.140 You're selling out?

01:15:16.900 Yeah, we just sold out the shrine, yeah. 1.00

01:15:18.340 Oh, you're the shit. 1.00

01:15:19.300 You guys want to come, you and you. 1.00

01:15:21.060 I'd love to.

01:15:21.560 I would never even come if you invited me.

01:15:23.660 I know, I know.

01:15:24.240 Well, I want your brother to come, though.

01:15:25.840 He's not interested in you.

01:15:27.640 Okay.

01:15:28.080 Logan's not?

01:15:29.180 Okay.

01:15:30.180 Well, anyways, I want mainly just you two.

01:15:32.260 I don't actually like him.

01:15:32.860 Oh, I mean, as long as, you know, Diplo doesn't have a show that night.

01:15:35.580 Oh, wait, Diplo's going to be there for sure.

01:15:37.780 Is he going to be playing?

01:15:38.600 Because then I'll be interested.

01:15:39.080 He might come out and do a little commentary.

01:15:43.740 Can I hear a song or something?

01:15:45.100 Yeah, do we have some speaker?

01:15:46.420 Can I play, like, the music video clip from the first one?

01:15:49.660 Yeah.

01:15:49.980 It's called Cowboys Don't Cry.

01:15:51.400 It's the first single.

01:15:52.420 Cowboys Don't Cry.

01:15:53.220 Who's your demo 0.79

01:15:54.380 Can we actually

01:15:55.340 Queue this up

01:15:56.040 The demo is ages

01:15:57.080 You know

01:15:58.140 Ages three

01:15:59.040 To four

01:16:00.100 Oh it's a pretty 0.99

01:16:01.440 Niche audience 0.93

01:16:02.400 You're really specific

01:16:04.440 We can roll it

01:16:05.880 Into the edit

01:16:06.440 Bro last night

01:16:07.540 How are we gonna see it

01:16:08.300 What is it

01:16:09.100 What is it

01:16:09.500 Why is it

01:16:09.900 Stop at four though

01:16:10.640 You don't think

01:16:11.040 Five year olds

01:16:11.520 That's kind of my sweet spot

01:16:12.640 Anything over that

01:16:13.460 People know better

01:16:14.240 Got it

01:16:14.680 So it's gotta be 0.99

01:16:15.220 About like toys and shit 0.99

01:16:16.360 Well bro last night 0.99

01:16:17.220 I was getting dinner

01:16:17.900 And this guy came out

01:16:18.720 And he's like

01:16:19.080 Can my daughter

01:16:19.860 Get a picture

01:16:20.500 And he brings out

01:16:21.120 His like two year old daughter 0.97

01:16:22.240 Why was he carrying her like that too? 0.88

01:16:25.540 Maybe she was one bro 0.95

01:16:26.820 I don't know

01:16:27.400 Are you sure you wasn't kidnapping that girl?

01:16:29.640 The whole family came out

01:16:31.060 She probably watched your scooter videos

01:16:32.580 Probably

01:16:33.340 She's probably a scooter fan 0.74

01:16:34.460 People probably don't know what you are

01:16:36.600 Of course they don't dude

01:16:38.020 What are you?

01:16:38.840 An artist

01:16:39.300 That's for you to decide 0.99

01:16:41.140 I just do whatever the fuck I want 0.99

01:16:43.000 That's awesome 0.59

01:16:44.640 But aren't you

01:16:45.080 You're the same

01:16:45.660 You know you're making Gameboy tables one week

01:16:47.500 And then making YouTube songs the next

01:16:50.420 What happened to your music career?

01:16:51.640 I tried bro

01:16:54.340 You tried

01:16:54.800 I tried dude

01:16:55.480 Well hey I respect that

01:16:56.620 I tried so hard

01:16:57.240 But if you were

01:16:57.480 Did you write it

01:16:58.160 Did you

01:16:58.500 Yeah

01:16:58.920 I swear we had rooms

01:17:01.340 It wasn't solely me

01:17:02.920 No of course not

01:17:04.020 Of course

01:17:04.320 I'm joking

01:17:06.100 Bro

01:17:06.820 You have to understand

01:17:07.860 You don't just jump in

01:17:09.840 And make a song one time

01:17:10.840 Like we do this

01:17:12.040 Our whole lives

01:17:12.820 You know

01:17:13.280 Like I started

01:17:14.580 When I was like

01:17:15.500 Three years old

01:17:16.700 I made my first

01:17:18.000 I tried for a year

01:17:18.680 Symphony

01:17:19.220 I tried for a year dude

01:17:20.240 What'd you just say

01:17:21.440 symphony i've been making music since i was three years old i made my fourth symphony is that why

01:17:25.400 you produce for that that age group now because that you remember being at that age group right

01:17:29.980 in the symphonies i never really thought of it that way but that would make a lot of sense but

01:17:33.060 that was different styles of music but like the truth is i make stuff for everyone and it's just

01:17:38.140 like you know tiktok is little kids they're like age one to four so like once i started having

01:17:42.040 success on the tiki talkie like it mostly went to the like little ass kids it's what ages one 0.93

01:17:47.400 the four 0.99

01:17:47.800 yeah pretty much

01:17:48.820 the one year old

01:17:49.440 the content coming out

01:17:50.460 of the one year old group

01:17:51.260 has been pretty good

01:17:51.940 lately too

01:17:52.440 it really has

01:17:53.700 it's just so basic

01:17:55.000 it is 0.97

01:17:55.680 I shit my pants today 0.97

01:17:57.240 like 0.99

01:17:57.540 watch me

01:17:58.660 in a loop

01:17:59.360 and I'll go out

01:18:00.480 it's amazing

01:18:01.140 wait so do we have a way

01:18:02.280 to play this video

01:18:03.120 for you

01:18:03.560 and can we show it

01:18:04.620 on the podcast too

01:18:05.480 how do we get you

01:18:06.040 to do a reaction video

01:18:07.480 I won't

01:18:08.520 we could

01:18:09.380 wait are you mad

01:18:10.800 at me now

01:18:11.240 no no no

01:18:12.300 because guess what

01:18:12.980 I respect you

01:18:14.160 but I just don't 1.00

01:18:15.320 fuck with you 1.00

01:18:15.760 as an artist 1.00

01:18:16.200 uh but hey you should give you tried and i'll give you that you should give them the game boy 0.94

01:18:27.620 table you really should whoa whoa what the fuck bro i want that it's cool it's heavy as how much 0.87

01:18:33.560 how much probably 100 pounds i would take it right now do we have it here it's in puerto rico 0.99

01:18:37.160 let's fly it over will you pay for shipping of course it it will be two thousand dollars

01:18:42.700 Yeah, I'll take it

01:18:44.040 It's a cool table

01:18:45.800 Can we afford that?

01:18:47.020 They're telling me no

01:18:47.960 Again, he said yes

01:18:50.020 I saw him not

01:18:50.960 This time it had audio

01:18:51.940 He said, he goes, yeah

01:18:53.560 He goes, sorry bro

01:18:54.420 So I feel like you're the one with the actual clip

01:18:58.600 Like it's gonna have to be you to make a proactive action here

01:19:01.800 Well, hey, it's on YouTube

01:19:03.020 Oh, it's already out?

01:19:05.300 Yeah

01:19:05.580 Oh

01:19:06.100 You should watch it

01:19:07.400 I wanna hear your reaction

01:19:08.360 I'll do it right now

01:19:09.120 Can you show it so that

01:19:10.560 It's called Cowboys Don't Cry

01:19:12.080 Cowboys don't cry. 0.80

01:19:13.760 Oh, um, why does service suck in this part of Hollywood? 0.68

01:19:17.360 Oh, that's convenient.

01:19:18.900 Quite convenient.

01:19:19.340 Can someone share with me?

01:19:21.260 Dude, he just pulled his search history up.

01:19:23.840 What's the password?

01:19:24.560 Tim McGraw, number one.

01:19:26.480 Please don't get me started.

01:19:27.620 Can someone share with me who's already on it?

01:19:32.340 Got it.

01:19:32.780 No, I got it.

01:19:33.220 I got it.

01:19:33.400 Thank you.

01:19:34.240 So, how do we show it to the users at home?

01:19:36.040 Or they don't.

01:19:36.780 They have to watch it themselves.

01:19:37.540 No, no, no.

01:19:37.560 I'll just, I'll flip the phone.

01:19:38.900 But you have to watch it, so you're showing them. 1.00

01:19:40.660 dude oh oh look oh man i watched uh like 30 20 seconds of it bro fuck off swear to god 0.99

01:19:48.240 20 seconds i'm about to walk look at the little red thing but hey to be fair tell us i'm not i'm 0.99

01:19:53.240 not making this shit up no he did hey hey i'm taking that as disrespect but i will say 0.69

01:19:57.420 i watched like you know between 30 to 40 seconds of your podcast too so like i respect that we 0.98

01:20:03.240 tried it's a lot it's a long program yeah i know but mine is pretty short half of that's like the

01:20:08.380 intro i know and it's just you guys and i'm waiting for the guest thumbnail bro you're not

01:20:15.180 the only one who's been working out you said you were obese i was is that what you look like

01:20:20.120 i was like very i was very overweight like it was very unhealthy yeah because when you're touring

01:20:25.660 you're just eating like god knows what it's rough if i play this you're not gonna hit me with some

01:20:30.780 sort of uh copyright we'll get you sorted nah because the labels always bro no no we do this

01:20:36.320 We've done this on podcasts before

01:20:37.960 We got you

01:20:39.100 We'll whitelist it

01:20:39.840 Hey

01:20:40.260 You have my promise

01:20:41.800 I promise

01:20:43.340 Hard cut

01:20:43.980 You're good

01:20:48.080 You gotta watch it dude

01:20:50.900 Just show your fans

01:20:51.620 They can watch it themselves

01:20:52.440 No you gotta watch it 1.00

01:20:53.420 You're missing the good shit 1.00

01:20:54.360 No he's watching 1.00

01:20:54.940 Start it over dude

01:20:55.740 What do you do

01:20:56.380 You gotta start it over

01:20:58.200 You gotta watch it

01:21:06.320 goodbyes

01:21:07.980 I miss the sunshine in your eyes 0.98

01:21:13.300 Who said cowboys don't cry 1.00

01:21:18.700 Fuck 1.00

01:21:21.760 Fuck it's great 1.00

01:21:32.180 It's so good 1.00

01:21:32.640 It's fucking great 0.98

01:21:33.440 It's so good 1.00

01:21:33.720 Ah fuck 1.00

01:21:35.180 Fuck 1.00

01:21:35.920 Did you just shoot this music video 1.00

01:21:42.480 Why are you wearing the same outfit

01:21:43.440 I always wear this outfit

01:21:45.400 Dude 0.98

01:21:46.540 It's fucking great 0.99

01:21:48.420 You're just saying that 0.99

01:21:49.820 I wanted to hate it

01:21:51.980 Dude everyone turned on me when I said I was making a country album

01:21:56.140 That doesn't feel super country

01:21:57.320 I think it is

01:21:58.220 Do you think the content matter is a little

01:22:01.780 Harsh for that age group

01:22:04.060 For three to four

01:22:06.020 They're gonna go through it

01:22:06.960 Sooner or later

01:22:07.580 So you're just training them

01:22:09.260 I'm getting them ready

01:22:10.260 Are you ever gonna go 1.00

01:22:10.980 Reggaeton

01:22:11.540 Bro 0.95

01:22:12.340 Think about it

01:22:13.000 Me and Diplo made some

01:22:13.840 Reggaeton country music

01:22:15.140 Yeah

01:22:15.440 I just can't picture you

01:22:17.160 In the booth

01:22:17.780 What do you mean

01:22:19.740 Like can you

01:22:20.740 You're saying

01:22:21.120 Are you a singer

01:22:21.820 Because he's obese

01:22:22.460 Are you a singer

01:22:23.020 Like you would identify

01:22:25.420 As a singer

01:22:25.960 Am I a singer bro

01:22:26.240 You just heard the song

01:22:27.060 You tell me

01:22:27.700 I write it

01:22:29.320 Unlike you

01:22:29.900 I write every lyric

01:22:31.340 And every melody

01:22:32.220 And I produce

01:22:33.120 On all my music

01:22:33.920 so actually yes like literally you don't have ghost writers no i've no i won't allow it but

01:22:39.060 i tell people that i've got the same ghost writer as drake and then when they believe that i'm like

01:22:42.940 all right bet so so you identify as a singer can we get a live performance i'm just an artist i'm

01:22:49.160 more of a filmmaker but like i just can't use the day job you're a filmmaker yes i am you can tell

01:22:53.440 it's very well shot document i directed that i wrote it and guess what i executive produced it

01:22:58.740 and design the wardrobe i did the choreography you do it all i did the stunts who's the body

01:23:03.420 double that's literally my body i got yoked up for that no you did bro you're not the only one

01:23:07.600 over here training i'm not training you didn't even watch the video dude i did i did that's

01:23:13.340 your that's how much you watch a music video i have a short attention did you actually like it

01:23:17.240 or you just say i really did like it you should add maybe some harmonies under there is if you

01:23:25.040 listen closely but like some are those harmonies you're singing no they're more like a it's like 0.70

01:23:31.280 an underlying melody i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about did you edit who edited that 0.61

01:23:35.880 so i everything is just shot for shot so planned out that yeah you could tell i do literally every 0.83

01:23:41.340 millisecond is edited before they even get it we do oh you edit the videos before you edit the

01:23:46.400 animatic before it's made so i take a storyboard i work with my friend who draws this picture by

01:23:50.660 picture and i literally have it all edited down to the millisecond so if something goes wrong or

01:23:54.660 something looks crappy there's nothing i can change it with it's just it's not what it is

01:23:58.320 Because they're not really music videos, they're short films.

01:24:00.140 They're teaching something like that.

01:24:00.740 And if you watched the whole thing, you would know that.

01:24:02.440 Oh, yeah, yeah, you're not doing performance shots.

01:24:05.100 They're all super intentional.

01:24:05.540 It's not about that, yeah, I might be singing at times,

01:24:07.460 but really it's more about the story,

01:24:09.420 and you didn't even get close to singing the story.

01:24:10.660 I know, I know, so that's, I'm gonna go actually home,

01:24:13.300 and I love studying.

01:24:13.740 I'm sure you will.

01:24:14.480 I swear to God, bro.

01:24:16.660 Text me when you actually watch it.

01:24:19.400 I will.

01:24:20.200 He's gonna watch it, he will watch it.

01:24:21.760 But yeah, the album is out February 18th. 0.99

01:24:24.520 When is this shit dropping, this podcast? 0.99

01:24:25.800 February 18th. 0.99

01:24:28.320 It might actually

01:24:29.380 When does this drop dude

01:24:31.800 We'll probably do February

01:24:33.260 Let's do 22nd 0.68

01:24:34.540 After the boys only

01:24:35.200 Next week

01:24:35.680 Four days after

01:24:36.580 Are you giving me

01:24:37.380 The prime time slot

01:24:38.260 Yeah it is

01:24:38.940 You want to know

01:24:39.600 Who's getting pushed aside

01:24:40.460 So you can go on the 22nd

01:24:41.580 Tony Robbins

01:24:42.420 Greatest since

01:24:43.220 Tony who

01:24:44.920 That's fine

01:24:45.500 Do you know Tony Clifton

01:24:46.740 Would you eat a raw onion

01:24:48.960 Right now if we had one 1.00

01:24:50.000 Yeah dead ass 1.00

01:24:50.640 I would too 1.00

01:24:51.100 Bro you can eat them

01:24:51.820 Like apples

01:24:52.380 They're really good

01:24:53.020 Do we have

01:24:53.460 Does anyone have an onion

01:24:54.860 Or even anything

01:24:56.200 That resembles one

01:24:57.020 I grew up with the front

01:24:57.740 Who would eat 0.85

01:24:58.240 Our friend Dwarf Mamba 1.00

01:25:00.780 He does Dwarfism 0.99

01:25:01.980 You know

01:25:02.720 To get into his frat

01:25:05.600 He ate an onion covered with urine

01:25:08.080 And hot sauce

01:25:09.380 And hot sauce

01:25:10.200 Do you want to try that one too? 0.99

01:25:14.100 Fucking beat it 0.99

01:25:15.940 Who are these jokes played out? 0.99

01:25:17.400 On today's tour we're going to drive and look at a storefront

01:25:20.440 Like they can't do anything better than

01:25:22.380 No no no 0.98

01:25:22.980 This is apparently a famous spot

01:25:24.740 But it doesn't matter how famous

01:25:26.580 What is it the Louvre?

01:25:27.640 If you watch the show

01:25:30.320 And you're a regular

01:25:31.040 You'll probably appreciate

01:25:32.040 What you see on TV

01:25:33.340 Yeah I guess

01:25:33.880 If you saw Oliver Tree

01:25:34.820 In real life

01:25:35.340 After watching his music videos

01:25:37.060 I'd be like 0.99

01:25:37.640 Damn he got fat 0.99

01:25:38.560 What happened to that yoked 1.00

01:25:41.000 What happened to that yoked body

01:25:42.620 You worried about that

01:25:43.300 What

01:25:43.800 When people see you in real life

01:25:44.760 You obviously don't look

01:25:45.420 Like you used to

01:25:46.080 Like in that video

01:25:46.960 You looked very strong

01:25:47.980 And I'm looking at you now

01:25:49.200 And

01:25:49.380 You let yourself go

01:25:50.540 A little bit

01:25:50.980 A little bit

01:25:51.500 Yeah of course

01:25:52.120 That's from one fatty to another

01:25:53.500 No I was just

01:25:54.200 I've been focused on the art

01:25:55.780 And so like

01:25:56.420 You have to make compromises

01:25:57.600 And, like, my whole life isn't about being an athlete who pretends they're an artist.

01:26:01.680 So, like, guys like me, we're busy.

01:26:03.680 We're in the stew.

01:26:04.520 Like, we're working, writing these videos, producing them.

01:26:07.760 Actually producing them, you know?

01:26:08.920 Like, every little detail. 0.99

01:26:10.340 I'm making 100-page booklets on this shit. 1.00

01:26:12.720 Every detail. 1.00

01:26:13.540 Every little thing.

01:26:14.260 A lamp.

01:26:14.960 Documentaries.

01:26:15.680 I mean, everything.

01:26:17.320 I wouldn't know anything about it.

01:26:18.820 I've been writing feature films, too. 0.99

01:26:20.300 That's my main shit. 0.94

01:26:21.080 And, like, really what I'm doing with music is just a day job so that I can really focus 0.99

01:26:25.080 to being full-time writer director and producer of course it's all about quality and to be a

01:26:30.480 producer you have to get literally every little detail right and so doing the baby steps this is

01:26:36.180 my film school making these music videos and uh who's gonna give me like you know a million dollars

01:26:41.320 to make a three-minute video mr beast can you connect me with them no okay would you ever box

01:26:47.920 i actually i was getting into boxing right around that time when i was getting yoked up i was 0.70

01:26:52.780 training every fucking day and i have basically i'm not as interested in boxing as i am in wrestling 0.76

01:26:58.020 so like wwe type shit is like really where i'm going but as you know like your brother's a boxer 0.96

01:27:04.420 yeah i was a boxer at times i've been kind of dabbling and i was thinking i don't know if 0.92

01:27:10.260 there's any way you can maybe set up a fight between either me and him or you and me or you

01:27:16.580 and him well the last one would it would be great that doesn't even involve you you're just 1.00

01:27:21.820 obviously he's gonna whoop you i just want to see you get your ass beat bro 1.00

01:27:31.900 by your younger brother i mean come on that shit would be hilarious wait how old are you 1.00

01:27:38.640 12 1.00

01:27:39.300 I can't get an answer

01:27:41.140 Out of these guys

01:27:41.860 I'm 14

01:27:42.260 14

01:27:42.960 I just want to see 1.00

01:27:43.740 Get your ass beat 1.00

01:27:44.620 Anyways 1.00

01:27:44.940 You know the tour bus

01:27:46.540 Came by and it got me

01:27:47.320 Thinking about my tour

01:27:48.240 I'm doing a world tour

01:27:49.080 Right now

01:27:49.580 So the US tour

01:27:50.620 That's pretty much

01:27:51.960 Fully blown out

01:27:52.780 Sold out

01:27:53.260 But

01:27:53.540 There is a couple

01:27:55.420 Last shows maybe

01:27:56.300 By the time this airs

01:27:57.240 I doubt there will be anything

01:27:58.040 But maybe there will be

01:27:58.880 A couple last tickets

01:27:59.700 At Madison Square Garden

01:28:01.040 You can get a slot

01:28:01.260 Could we come to one of the shows

01:28:02.360 Bro I would

01:28:02.940 You guys could come to any show 0.90

01:28:04.120 That'd be fucking awesome 0.94

01:28:05.100 I'll get you guys 0.95

01:28:05.640 You got an LA slot

01:28:06.600 You and you

01:28:07.300 He's on his phone

01:28:08.720 Just you

01:28:09.160 No no no

01:28:09.580 He got an emergency

01:28:11.600 Emergency

01:28:12.260 Are you

01:28:13.220 What do you got in LA

01:28:14.100 The Shrine

01:28:15.100 Oh yeah

01:28:16.680 Shaq did something there

01:28:17.840 Last night 0.86

01:28:18.280 You know Shaq 1.00

01:28:19.360 Was supposed to come 1.00

01:28:19.920 On the show today

01:28:20.500 Yeah I got his spot

01:28:21.560 100%

01:28:22.220 Yeah he was like

01:28:22.700 Yeah we're doing Saturday

01:28:23.340 And then he's like

01:28:23.800 Oh we're not doing Saturday

01:28:24.660 Because I have way more

01:28:25.560 Important people

01:28:26.020 And I'm like

01:28:26.380 They're not coming in

01:28:27.240 He ditched us 1.00

01:28:28.000 Shaq big upped us 1.00

01:28:29.160 I know 1.00

01:28:29.560 He said fuck you 1.00

01:28:30.360 I already did Nelk boys 1.00

01:28:31.280 I don't need this shit 1.00

01:28:32.120 Is that what he did 1.00

01:28:32.860 100% he said that

01:28:34.000 I literally originally

01:28:35.040 Thought you guys 1.00

01:28:35.680 Were the Nelk boys 1.00

01:28:36.560 I'm that serious

01:28:38.720 He said I already did Nelk

01:28:40.000 I don't need that

01:28:40.520 Wait but are you

01:28:43.060 Were you guys part

01:28:43.920 Did he do Nelk?

01:28:44.860 Yeah

01:28:45.140 Are you lying again?

01:28:47.120 He did Shaq do Nelk? 1.00

01:28:49.080 Yeah he did

01:28:49.540 Already?

01:28:50.000 Yeah

01:28:50.200 Is the episode out?

01:28:51.740 Yeah 1.00

01:28:51.980 Nelk's good 0.75

01:28:53.780 Bro I'm telling you

01:28:55.100 I thought this was Nelk originally

01:28:56.580 Because I was like

01:28:58.360 You know they got the drinks

01:28:59.260 Well between Johnny and Menary

01:29:02.120 It's like dude they got

01:29:03.100 You know I mean

01:29:03.660 You know but we've been 0.99

01:29:04.780 We've been cranking some fucking big dogs 0.99

01:29:06.660 Yeah we got Oliver fucking Tree 1.00

01:29:07.800 Yeah 0.96

01:29:08.100 Number one in the world 1.00

01:29:09.780 Yeah yeah fuck yeah 1.00

01:29:11.120 You know it's crazy just 1.00

01:29:13.780 I was thinking about it like

01:29:15.400 How do you deal with the hate?

01:29:19.120 Because you get a lot of it

01:29:20.020 There's no hate

01:29:20.520 I was just wondering because like my mind started racing

01:29:24.280 There's no hate brother

01:29:25.080 We all get hate

01:29:26.180 No no no

01:29:26.560 Absolutely

01:29:26.840 This is what it is to be on the internet

01:29:28.080 100%

01:29:28.520 No no no

01:29:29.420 There's no hate

01:29:31.140 Brother

01:29:32.320 I love the delusion in your eyes

01:29:34.580 Where I can see it

01:29:35.680 No I'm asking just as a way

01:29:37.900 Maybe this is like something worth mentioning

01:29:40.160 You planning on getting involved in a scandal

01:29:42.060 Bro everyone's part of a scandal

01:29:44.620 Is it part of your five year plan

01:29:46.400 Ten year plan

01:29:47.660 No I'm just asking we all deal with hate

01:29:49.580 What hate do you get

01:29:51.560 Everybody gets hate bro

01:29:53.120 What hate do you get

01:29:54.060 So much

01:29:54.920 Dude between ages one to five

01:29:56.720 They're a nasty little set 0.56

01:29:58.900 They're ruthless 0.99

01:29:59.540 They'll say anything

01:30:02.100 But I'm serious

01:30:04.000 I'm just asking

01:30:04.600 Not in a negative way

01:30:05.780 Because we all

01:30:06.260 I deal with hate

01:30:06.940 You deal with hate

01:30:07.580 How do I deal with hate

01:30:08.320 Do I'm gonna answer

01:30:09.340 He doesn't care

01:30:10.920 I know

01:30:11.440 Do you wanna know why

01:30:12.060 I'm asking him

01:30:12.740 He just hasn't been answered

01:30:15.060 You asked him six times

01:30:15.840 I'd love to hear your answer

01:30:16.820 Well I just

01:30:17.400 I mean

01:30:17.860 From a similar place

01:30:19.580 You spent so much time 1.00

01:30:21.360 Seeing the bullshit 1.00

01:30:22.160 You put blockers on 1.00

01:30:23.860 No 1.00

01:30:24.280 You see the shit anymore 1.00

01:30:25.700 You even give a fuck 1.00

01:30:27.320 See what 0.99

01:30:28.180 Okay see

01:30:28.840 That's what I'm saying

01:30:29.500 That's what he's getting at

01:30:30.420 No I just don't believe

01:30:31.300 There's hate

01:30:31.840 I just don't

01:30:32.800 Like hate

01:30:33.300 Like what is hate

01:30:34.340 It's close to love

01:30:36.040 You have energy

01:30:36.800 To hate someone

01:30:37.660 What are you talking about

01:30:39.080 You know hate and love

01:30:39.820 Like think about people

01:30:40.800 Who love Kanye

01:30:41.520 Or hate Kanye

01:30:42.180 They're both so passionate

01:30:43.060 About it

01:30:43.600 No I mean

01:30:44.160 It's a very similar thing

01:30:45.080 Very close

01:30:46.380 The opposite of hate

01:30:47.260 Is not love

01:30:47.900 It's indifference

01:30:48.460 Okay

01:30:49.100 You know

01:30:49.520 I'd rather feel something

01:30:50.460 Oh the opposite

01:30:51.140 Yeah 100%

01:30:52.000 The opposite of love

01:30:53.060 Is not hate

01:30:53.460 Sorry I did that opposite

01:30:54.380 It's indifference

01:30:54.920 But you know

01:30:56.320 Like I just say it this way

01:30:57.480 Like for me

01:30:58.640 If I saw myself

01:31:00.300 On the internet

01:31:00.840 I would hate me too 0.99

01:31:01.760 you know why because bro who has energy for hatred actually lose no lose losers losers 0.98

01:31:08.340 people whose lives no fucking suck yeah you have to and that's a lot of people so that's that's my 0.95

01:31:13.660 actual answer when i see someone expending an absurd amount of energy to give a real negative 0.95

01:31:19.000 opinion on someone they don't even know i have i have nothing but empathy are you okay you think

01:31:24.160 any successful people criticize uh exactly up they don't really jealousy to their homies they 0.59

01:31:30.180 don't do it publicly right unless they're trying to do the beef thing like you and you know yeah 0.99

01:31:33.940 i'll talk shit i'll talk shit behind someone's back for sure into their face i got it makes no 0.99

01:31:37.740 difference to me talking shit's fun but you'll never see me in a comment section yeah no what 1.00

01:31:42.520 the fuck i got real shit to do bro i'm not fucking spreading bullshit online unless maybe i want to 0.99

01:31:47.760 get into some shit you know but also look what look what you all of us get to do how could you 1.00

01:31:52.200 ever get caught up reading that shit like bro look what you get to do if you're reading that 1.00

01:31:55.920 shit, you don't have time to focus on making the next 1.00

01:31:57.960 Game Boy table. 1.00

01:31:59.700 But, like, you know what I mean. The metaphor.

01:32:01.820 Of course. I understand it. You did get

01:32:03.820 some hate for that. I saw that.

01:32:05.560 Did you fucking... 1.00

01:32:07.200 I got hate for making that table. I know. That's the thing. 1.00

01:32:09.780 Anything you do, you're gonna get hate. Can you believe that?

01:32:11.880 You're Logan Paul. That's... But that's ridiculous.

01:32:13.640 We all just get hate. Come on. That's ridiculous. You could literally do anything. 0.97

01:32:16.000 Walk... Just film a video of you with a

01:32:17.800 balloon walking down the street and someone will hate you. 1.00

01:32:19.400 So if you know that they hate... Look at this fucking weirdo, dude. 1.00

01:32:21.820 Get out of here. Get out 1.00

01:32:23.720 of here, dude. So if you know

01:32:25.540 the hate is that meaningless then why pay like yeah adele adele got hate for saying she was proud to

01:32:30.820 be a woman wow you know you can't say that nowadays no yeah wow she said i'm a woman and i'm proud to

01:32:37.620 be a woman what would happen what do you think would happen if you said that it would be fine

01:32:41.140 they'd be like wow he came out and it identifies as one that's beautiful more power to him right 0.85

01:32:45.860 because it because it bucks the trend of the status quo and they like that try it do it now

01:32:50.340 I can't

01:32:52.280 I'll get you 1.00

01:32:53.120 I'll get you fucking canceled 1.00

01:32:53.720 We did this one time 0.99

01:32:54.700 We did this already one time

01:32:56.120 I can't

01:32:56.840 It's not even March

01:32:57.600 Remember last time

01:33:00.380 Oh yeah

01:33:00.800 I remember last time

01:33:01.720 We had a whole

01:33:02.740 Campaign around it

01:33:04.400 Trying to fix it

01:33:05.580 Do you think

01:33:06.840 Do you think people

01:33:07.740 Will start identifying

01:33:08.560 As inanimate objects

01:33:09.560 I'm not sure

01:33:10.920 If you could identify

01:33:12.540 As any inanimate object

01:33:13.580 What would it be

01:33:14.120 Slime

01:33:15.280 Straight up

01:33:17.180 The number one drink 0.99

01:33:18.000 In the fucking world 0.99

01:33:18.620 Not a toaster oven 1.00

01:33:19.500 No

01:33:20.180 but you like fridges apparently i let me ask you a question bet top three inventions of all time

01:33:26.800 okay for sure slime would be one not according to a case study grow would be number two

01:33:33.320 the greatest of all time no i want an actual answer on that okay so just just do one just

01:33:43.120 what do you think is a real real pertinent invention that you can have a lot of appreciation

01:33:46.920 for it's a good question let me think here let me put on my thinking cap

01:33:50.720 certainly not the invent of podcast i think that was a missed opportunity vlogging wouldn't be

01:34:01.140 so just so internet for sure no wait no uh wait you said no no no just i'm that's dylan's

01:34:09.420 question oh what's your guys what's your question what's like an invention that you 0.83

01:34:13.400 Don't be fucking cliche 0.85

01:34:16.140 Your artist be creative for a second 1.00

01:34:18.240 Oh I wanted a real answer

01:34:20.100 I wanted his actual answer

01:34:21.340 What's the question again I forgot

01:34:22.960 I think that is his real answer

01:34:24.280 I made a song called the internet

01:34:26.360 Stream it everywhere

01:34:27.220 It's the only way we can create

01:34:32.900 That's so obvious

01:34:34.260 I know okay so what's your question

01:34:35.620 You want a weird invention

01:34:37.600 Give me something that you're like I'm glad this exists

01:34:40.500 Because it's nice

01:34:42.740 I would say air conditioning

01:34:43.900 Air conditioning

01:34:45.280 Like that's kind of

01:34:46.440 100%

01:34:47.120 Right right

01:34:47.780 Bro think about it

01:34:48.720 Would you want to be inside 1.00

01:34:49.500 A sweltering fucking 1.00

01:34:50.780 Cave in Kabul 1.00

01:34:52.340 Right now

01:34:53.060 Probably not

01:34:53.640 Like a hammer maybe

01:34:56.120 Yeah

01:34:58.320 That's not fair

01:34:59.060 It's a solid

01:34:59.620 Oh obviously dude

01:35:01.080 The condom

01:35:02.300 What's that

01:35:04.140 I heard about those 0.99

01:35:05.020 What the fuck is that 0.99

01:35:06.720 That was Mike's joke 0.99

01:35:08.380 I stole it 0.95

01:35:08.900 And made it shitty

01:35:09.520 What are you gonna say

01:35:10.520 You good

01:35:12.480 the direction of the

01:35:14.920 I don't even know

01:35:15.380 when it happened 1.00

01:35:15.700 it's like double dutch

01:35:16.480 and you guys like

01:35:17.000 speed up

01:35:17.680 and then slow down

01:35:18.580 and then speed up

01:35:19.340 this is the worst podcast

01:35:20.460 I've been the best for you

01:35:21.400 ever

01:35:21.740 I'm having so much fun

01:35:22.460 no it fell off hard though

01:35:23.220 once the people came in

01:35:24.260 I know I know

01:35:24.940 the energy 0.98

01:35:25.340 our retention is fucking 0.93

01:35:26.440 definitely 0.98

01:35:26.780 people are still watching

01:35:28.240 what was the last thing

01:35:28.920 you were saying

01:35:29.360 doesn't even matter 0.99

01:35:32.020 not even fucking 0.99

01:35:33.100 a sliver of importance 0.99

01:35:34.280 who do you think

01:35:34.880 has gotten so

01:35:35.680 bad right now

01:35:37.280 in this moment

01:35:37.680 like who

01:35:38.040 whose performance

01:35:38.900 has gotten bad

01:35:40.020 to create a shittier podcast

01:35:41.340 currently

01:35:41.560 I think it was

01:35:41.980 Accumulated

01:35:43.320 Yeah everybody

01:35:43.920 For him for sure

01:35:45.540 100%

01:35:46.600 Yeah

01:35:46.840 Cause like his energy

01:35:47.960 Just like

01:35:48.440 I know

01:35:49.060 Cause I'm heating up

01:35:50.660 Like I'm

01:35:51.080 I say over the past half

01:35:52.400 I went from 6 to

01:35:53.240 Go get it

01:35:53.680 Go get it

01:35:54.240 I know and I love your energy

01:35:55.440 And his like

01:35:56.060 Once he heard the whole news 0.96

01:35:57.200 About Shaq going to Nelk 1.00

01:35:58.280 Like 0.99

01:35:58.560 100%

01:35:59.340 Whole thing just like

01:36:00.340 And I was like bro

01:36:02.220 Come on

01:36:02.740 You can't get jealous

01:36:03.660 We saw Kyle last night

01:36:05.240 Yeah he's great

01:36:05.760 I was about to 1.00

01:36:06.240 Fucking punch him in the face 1.00

01:36:07.380 Just knock him out 1.00

01:36:09.100 Bro we started

01:36:09.780 All we had

01:36:10.820 was this beautiful podcast 1.00

01:36:12.100 and they had to fucking 0.98

01:36:13.380 create a rival podcast. 0.99

01:36:16.000 I know.

01:36:16.760 So if you could fight anyone,

01:36:18.520 Kyle.

01:36:18.880 Who would it be?

01:36:19.420 Kyle from the Nug Boys. 1.00

01:36:20.940 I'll fuck him up. 1.00

01:36:22.440 Straight up. 1.00

01:36:23.360 So wait,

01:36:23.820 would you ever go into the ring with me?

01:36:26.240 No.

01:36:27.700 Why not?

01:36:28.720 What are you doing?

01:36:29.600 Wrestling.

01:36:30.180 I'm trying to get into it. 1.00

01:36:31.240 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:36:32.720 Like Bad Bunny got into that shit, bro. 1.00

01:36:34.800 A good old fashioned 1v1. 1.00

01:36:36.360 Yeah.

01:36:36.840 No, no, no.

01:36:37.220 We could do like...

01:36:38.260 Who's your partner? 0.95

01:36:39.440 Cause I'm doing Dwarf Mamba

01:36:41.520 I'm doing Bad Bunny 0.78

01:36:42.540 And then you

01:36:43.780 You're my third guy

01:36:44.900 Oh that's a horrible choice

01:36:46.820 Alright not you

01:36:48.060 Just me and Bad Bunny

01:36:49.120 Versus you and

01:36:49.820 And Mamba 0.59

01:36:50.660 Bad Bunny

01:36:51.260 But yeah

01:36:52.580 We were at his event

01:36:53.480 Who?

01:36:54.180 Bad Bunny

01:36:54.620 Last night?

01:36:55.200 Yeah no in WWE

01:36:56.120 When he did the wrestling match

01:36:57.660 You did wrestling right?

01:36:58.680 I did

01:36:59.000 What was that like?

01:37:00.740 You have any

01:37:01.080 And do you have any tips

01:37:01.920 For an up and comer like this?

01:37:02.860 Yeah I think

01:37:03.500 Well you already got the shtick

01:37:04.860 Like I don't know what 0.99

01:37:05.520 What the fuck does that mean? 0.98

01:37:06.820 It's 0.99

01:37:07.020 Well it's a

01:37:07.480 Are you being serious?

01:37:11.560 I'm about to walk

01:37:12.280 I get it

01:37:14.820 Don't double down

01:37:16.100 I'll get up and ride that motorcycle out of here

01:37:18.060 Don't do it

01:37:18.800 Don't do it

01:37:19.180 Stay here

01:37:19.940 Alright

01:37:20.340 Yo odds I get on that bus right now

01:37:22.360 And just go wherever it goes

01:37:23.860 You walk

01:37:24.420 No play odds

01:37:24.980 I don't have a wallet

01:37:26.880 Odds I get on that bus 1.00

01:37:27.700 Fuck 1.00

01:37:28.220 Hey but for real 1.00

01:37:30.080 Not looking good

01:37:30.960 Would you

01:37:31.880 What if you traded bad bunny for bad barbie

01:37:34.460 As your

01:37:35.100 I'm down

01:37:35.760 Yeah

01:37:36.080 We'd take you

01:37:37.180 No, but what do you suggest for me?

01:37:39.340 I'm actually trying to get into the WWE.

01:37:43.360 Do you have a connection?

01:37:44.540 Maybe you can plug me with someone?

01:37:47.100 Actually, actually, yeah, yeah.

01:37:48.880 Let me play you a voice memo, an unread voice memo from my contact,

01:37:53.780 Kristen at the WWE.

01:37:54.560 Shout out, Kristen. 1.00

01:37:55.480 What a sweet lady. 1.00

01:37:55.900 Today, let's see what she said, dude.

01:37:57.040 Oh, my friend, Logan Paul.

01:38:02.520 Just checking in.

01:38:07.180 Oh, that was 0.99

01:38:11.640 What the fuck? 0.99

01:38:12.660 That was not supposed 1.00

01:38:13.720 to be played publicly

01:38:14.640 Bro, you are a legend

01:38:16.300 We have to keep that

01:38:17.080 in the episode

01:38:17.800 Is that for real?

01:38:20.000 And you're willing

01:38:20.520 to bring me on

01:38:21.440 as your sidekick

01:38:22.400 Bro, are you actually 1.00

01:38:23.980 doing this shit? 1.00

01:38:24.480 Let's get down and dirty, dude 1.00

01:38:25.760 Are you actually doing this? 1.00

01:38:26.560 Let's fuck up John Cena 1.00

01:38:27.740 I would destroy him 1.00

01:38:28.940 Wait, are you actually 0.99

01:38:29.620 doing this?

01:38:30.200 Or we're not allowed

01:38:30.640 to talk about it? 1.00

01:38:31.060 Fuck John Stamos 1.00

01:38:31.740 I mean, fuck up John Stamos 1.00

01:38:32.800 Oh, shit 1.00

01:38:33.500 Damn it 1.00

01:38:35.020 I don't know 1.00

01:38:35.780 Fuck it, I said it 1.00

01:38:36.600 Might as well 1.00

01:38:37.140 I don't know

01:38:38.860 Wait but is this for real

01:38:39.780 Or we can't talk about that

01:38:40.820 I don't think

01:38:41.260 My guy's saying we can't

01:38:43.100 He's saying we can't

01:38:43.700 That was the best part

01:38:44.080 Of the whole episode

01:38:44.760 Yeah

01:38:46.120 You should drink some more slime

01:38:47.220 Bro hey just wash it down

01:38:48.120 With some slime 1.00

01:38:48.660 Dude I'm not drinking that shit 0.99

01:38:50.700 Please bro 1.00

01:38:51.680 I ain't drinking that shit 0.99

01:38:52.400 Bro this is getting so bad 0.99

01:38:53.460 People are walking out

01:38:54.760 It's cause his joke

01:38:56.040 It's cause his joke didn't land 0.82

01:38:57.560 I'm going to the bathroom

01:38:58.400 But I actually am not

01:38:59.420 Well hey it was nice to meet you

01:39:01.860 Wait oh wait

01:39:02.540 His dad just got

01:39:03.420 Oh George is dead

01:39:05.000 Replace George with better George

01:39:06.620 Bring him on

01:39:08.100 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

01:39:09.800 Bring him in, bring him in

01:39:11.080 No, he's good, he's fine

01:39:14.180 We'll cut it, we'll cut it

01:39:15.540 No, we'll cut it

01:39:17.760 Happy birthday, come on in

01:39:19.100 Mr. Janko, sit down, please

01:39:22.480 Whoa, this dude is a legend

01:39:29.920 Yeah, that's the other George

01:39:31.040 Happy birthday

01:39:33.680 Hey, happy birthday, Mr. George

01:39:35.100 first off wow what's up brother how are you all right good to see you happy birthday

01:39:50.600 so if i tap your shoulder don't talk hey happy birthday i'm oliver thank you i wanted to just

01:39:59.660 congratulate you on your birthday and also say that is an incredible goatee thank you 0.98

01:40:05.100 That is a fucking incredible goatee. 0.99

01:40:07.540 I like your goatee. 1.00

01:40:08.260 Really?

01:40:08.820 Yeah.

01:40:09.140 Oh, my God.

01:40:09.900 Thank you.

01:40:10.240 You're too kind.

01:40:11.060 So, I don't know.

01:40:12.240 Can I say something really quick?

01:40:13.500 Go for it.

01:40:13.920 Yeah, it's Big George.

01:40:14.640 So, I'm actually selling this product.

01:40:16.300 It's called Goatee Grow.

01:40:18.140 He doesn't need it.

01:40:19.020 He doesn't need it.

01:40:19.500 Check this out.

01:40:19.920 Nah.

01:40:20.740 He's not interested.

01:40:22.060 I'm trying to build the perfect goatee, and I think you might have it.

01:40:25.540 So, is there any suggestions you have to get my goatee at your level?

01:40:33.700 You want to try some?

01:40:34.740 you like it oh thank you would you be interested in looking just like me if you wore this wig

01:40:40.660 oh yeah yeah just for one second put that on for sure yes all right

01:40:46.500 do we have a cowboy hat here somewhere oh my god this is incredible did i look like logan

01:40:57.760 I love you, son 0.95

01:41:00.540 This is absolutely fucking incredible 0.96

01:41:03.740 Dude, the resemblance is uncanny 0.98

01:41:05.780 Does that look good?

01:41:08.220 You look like a star, dude

01:41:09.920 What's going on?

01:41:11.780 We got a cowboy hat for him or something

01:41:13.920 What's going on?

01:41:15.840 Mr. George, are you thirsty?

01:41:18.500 Yes, please 1.00

01:41:18.980 Sir, you need to wash down some goatee, girl 1.00

01:41:21.280 This is slime 1.00

01:41:23.040 You want to try some?

01:41:24.340 Hey, Big George

01:41:25.300 you think

01:41:26.500 you think he copied

01:41:27.960 my brand

01:41:28.700 definitely not

01:41:29.760 this came first

01:41:30.360 no right

01:41:30.800 they don't look

01:41:31.200 anything alike

01:41:31.660 do they

01:41:32.000 no

01:41:32.780 do you want to

01:41:34.280 do a taste test

01:41:34.840 yes yeah

01:41:35.220 do a taste test

01:41:35.860 you gotta do

01:41:36.260 a blind taste test

01:41:37.060 yeah

01:41:37.360 pour them up

01:41:38.820 this is the real

01:41:39.680 way to tell

01:41:40.240 because it's

01:41:40.820 two out of three

01:41:41.520 they're gonna cover

01:41:42.660 you up 0.80

01:41:43.080 you're gonna taste

01:41:43.660 the drink

01:41:44.000 and then you're

01:41:44.360 gonna say

01:41:44.540 which one is the best

01:41:45.280 oh no

01:41:46.180 yeah

01:41:47.040 by the way

01:41:47.840 you can definitely

01:41:48.380 talk

01:41:48.680 I know I scared

01:41:49.320 you from not

01:41:49.840 talking

01:41:50.080 no we

01:41:50.760 hey

01:41:51.300 if you say

01:41:52.100 if you don't

01:41:53.180 if you say

01:41:53.680 something you don't

01:41:54.180 like

01:41:54.320 which one

01:41:55.280 This is how we tell whose drink

01:41:57.960 Is really the best

01:41:59.020 We just want your honest opinion

01:42:05.580 We just want you to just let us know

01:42:07.900 Whose drink is better

01:42:09.220 You're not going to know who's whose

01:42:10.420 But we just want to know

01:42:13.100 What flavor is the sweetest

01:42:15.820 Most incredible taste upon your tongue

01:42:17.860 Are you prepared to do that?

01:42:22.760 We just need an answer

01:42:23.960 We need consent

01:42:24.580 of course we can't pour it in your mouth is that a yes we just then you go over your eyes okay

01:42:29.940 we'll go we'll go one at a time

01:42:33.580 you don't need to react in any yeah yeah just and then this is the second drink just say yeah

01:42:45.080 this is drink number two let's call it wait does he need water to cleanse the palate yeah yeah a

01:42:49.480 little water oh there goes brand new one all right

01:42:55.900 dude yeah i'm i'm like this is crazy this is crazy it's like tense right i'm getting chills yeah

01:43:06.160 and out of these two drinks which one would you buy drink number one or drink number two

01:43:19.480 Number two 1.00

01:43:22.320 Fuck 1.00

01:43:22.980 I'm fucking done 1.00

01:43:24.800 That's two and I 0.98

01:43:26.840 He's walking

01:43:27.340 What are you gonna do

01:43:29.000 You made him walk

01:43:30.460 Oh he actually is going all the way to the 1.00

01:43:33.300 Oh shit 1.00

01:43:33.960 Oh shit 1.00

01:43:46.940 I had to beat my bulldog. 1.00

01:43:48.680 Caleb's going to the bus.

01:43:51.460 Oh, my God.

01:43:54.980 You're paying off all these people, everybody. 1.00

01:43:57.160 You're fucking capable. 0.99

01:43:58.420 You're fucking awesome. 0.99

01:43:59.600 Look at you. 1.00

01:44:00.000 You know the fucking truth. 1.00

01:44:01.220 You're fucking serious. 0.99

01:44:02.900 Thank you, guys, for watching this episode of Impulsive. 0.97

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01:44:14.880 That's a really good quality.

01:44:15.660 It's good quality, right?

01:44:16.500 thank you thank you very much thank you it's prime that's prime you chose the right answer

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - March 01, 2022

E315 Oliver Tree To Logan Paul： “I Don’t F＊＊＊ With You”

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