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00:02:12.300 I got to America and I met some people and I'm like, he said, you black?

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00:02:29.320 i went to the gym this morning we we were walking down the street uh it's about three blocks and

00:02:41.600 george was going up to every person and going how you doing this morning good morning how are you

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00:03:36.060 yeah we're in new york city new york city george is insanely positive you still an alcoholic from

00:03:42.280 the last time we checked in no no and also i don't think you could be an alcoholic if you

00:03:45.520 You take two shots and be done.

00:03:47.000 I think that's like just a lightweight.

00:03:48.920 I realize I can't hang at all.

00:03:50.880 At all.

00:03:51.720 But these guys can.

00:03:54.580 I see what you've done there.

00:03:56.160 The window washers outside the hotel.

00:03:58.100 That was good.

00:03:59.840 But I do like drinking, guys.

00:04:01.500 But I realize like if I take two shots, I sleep within an hour.

00:04:04.680 You're very fun for about an hour and 15 minutes.

00:04:08.380 You're so fun.

00:04:09.420 And then you hit a wall and I have to carry you home over my shoulder.

00:04:12.580 And you actually legitimately carry me.

00:04:15.080 Yeah, I love that, bro.

00:04:16.140 You know, he actually saved my life on Runyon once.

00:04:18.480 I don't know if anybody have ever told this story,

00:04:20.220 but I was like on like keto and I wasn't eating

00:04:22.420 and I did like a water fast

00:04:23.640 and I thought it would be smart to go hiking

00:04:25.780 and me and Logan sprinted up.

00:04:27.860 He made it, he made it to the top

00:04:29.540 and when he turned back, I was laying on the ground

00:04:32.840 and I just remember hearing you over your shoulders

00:04:35.440 like no one's going to die on my watch.

00:04:37.600 He's just running down.

00:04:38.720 I'm like, God, this guy's the main character.

00:04:40.220 It's true, yeah, no one dies on my watch.

00:04:41.980 None.

00:04:42.880 Did you drink another pre-workout today

00:04:44.660 or is it just the one?

00:04:45.420 I didn't, bro.

00:04:46.000 I'm sorry.

00:04:46.780 I'm in a good place right now in New York.

00:04:51.100 Like I was saying, bro, every person that walked by,

00:04:53.580 hey, how you doing?

00:04:54.420 Good morning.

00:04:55.280 Good to see you.

00:04:56.200 And I was like, bro, there's only one city on the planet

00:04:58.620 that you can't do that.

00:05:00.000 It's New York City, bro.

00:05:01.400 They were happy about it.

00:05:03.240 They were a little shocked, but they were happy about it.

00:05:05.720 It was Park Avenue.

00:05:06.820 You got lucky, buddy.

00:05:08.100 Trust me. 1.00

00:05:08.640 Try that shit anywhere else. 1.00

00:05:10.720 These people are just trying to avoid a lawsuit. 1.00

00:05:13.300 They wanted to do something very specific

00:05:15.740 But they didn't

00:05:17.820 We got a great guest today

00:05:19.080 Yeah we do

00:05:19.860 We have a great guest

00:05:21.540 But I have to be honest

00:05:22.840 Dylan

00:05:23.160 This intro 1.00

00:05:24.400 Fucking sucks 1.00

00:05:26.120 Come on Dylan 1.00

00:05:27.200 You know why it sucks 0.71

00:05:28.720 Because did you see the first thing he did when he came here 0.93

00:05:30.760 Walked right up here

00:05:32.120 With a girl

00:05:33.000 I go

00:05:33.600 It's been 30 seconds you've been in New York

00:05:36.100 Dylan 1.00

00:05:36.480 Are you fucking and not doing your job 1.00

00:05:39.200 No 1.00

00:05:39.760 That was yesterday with the girl

00:05:41.900 well obviously you're hung over and sleepy

00:05:44.300 because look I'll read it

00:05:46.520 where did you

00:05:47.700 sorcerer from

00:05:49.420 well no but I see you

00:05:52.280 I see you like stand outside popular eateries 0.98

00:05:54.740 and shit like bro he was at 0.99

00:05:56.540 this place Scarpetta last night 0.99

00:05:58.180 and he just I'm like oh are you eating there

00:06:00.400 and he's just hanging outside

00:06:02.500 like oh trying to get the straggle

00:06:03.880 looking around like a pigeon

00:06:06.040 he's like hey hey

00:06:07.960 hey hey hey

00:06:09.640 I go buddy get the hint

00:06:11.720 but he pulled that

00:06:13.600 can I go

00:06:14.900 can I go up

00:06:15.480 just a little bit

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00:06:16.940 sorry

00:06:17.460 whenever you're ready Mike

00:06:18.840 yeah I'm ready

00:06:19.220 okay

00:06:19.740 written by Dylan

00:06:21.200 our producer

00:06:21.720 our guest today

00:06:22.500 is one of the funniest

00:06:23.180 comedians on the planet

00:06:24.200 you've seen him on Wild Now

00:06:25.160 the Breakfast Club

00:06:25.800 coming to America too

00:06:26.840 and right now

00:06:27.500 you can catch him on stage

00:06:28.380 in a city near you

00:06:29.280 he's the African king

00:06:30.440 king of comedy

00:06:31.260 Michael Blackson

00:06:32.360 what's up buddy

00:06:35.980 how are you

00:06:36.620 what's up

00:06:38.200 what's up

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00:06:40.920 you know

00:06:41.160 you guys

00:06:41.580 like a bunch of singers

00:06:42.620 that never made it, man.

00:06:44.160 Dude, best. 1.00

00:06:45.940 Old kids on the fucking block. 1.00

00:06:47.360 That's your name. 1.00

00:06:48.040 That's your group name.

00:06:49.140 Yeah.

00:06:49.900 But you come in looking

00:06:50.660 like you're about to do

00:06:51.380 Thriller 3.0. 1.00

00:06:52.480 I am, motherfucker. 1.00

00:06:53.700 You're like DJ Khaled 1.00

00:06:54.940 with a concussion. 1.00

00:06:55.640 Look at this motherfucker. 1.00

00:06:57.540 Another one. 1.00

00:07:00.380 What's going on, man? 1.00

00:07:01.480 God damn. 0.99

00:07:01.960 Last time I was in a place 1.00

00:07:03.260 full of this man 1.00

00:07:03.820 and white people, 0.93

00:07:04.480 I was in immigration

00:07:05.320 trying to get a visa 1.00

00:07:06.120 to come to America, motherfucker. 1.00

00:07:09.180 George is right there 1.00

00:07:10.540 with him trying to get a visa.

00:07:11.440 Me? I'm from Chicago

00:07:13.840 My parents are from

00:07:14.600 Iraq 1.00

00:07:16.840 I put him next to a fucking terrorist 1.00

00:07:19.680 Thank you motherfuckers 1.00

00:07:20.800 I'm just kidding, no terrorist joke 1.00

00:07:23.420 I love Iraq, it's a very beautiful place

00:07:25.300 Oh you got some shows out there 1.00

00:07:26.380 All the bitches pussy is the bomb 1.00

00:07:29.340 Trust me, I know that 1.00

00:07:30.380 Well this is going to be a great show

00:07:32.700 Yeah, you got quite the outfit on

00:07:35.340 You look like a rock star, you dress like a rock star

00:07:37.260 But you know you have to, as a headliner

00:07:38.840 You have to go on stage looking like

00:07:41.440 a rock star people pay a lot of money to see you they want to know where the

00:07:44.560 their money's going so we look at me on stage by that's where my

00:07:46.960 hundred dollars going this outfit oh yeah so yeah i got my dress like

00:07:51.200 prince michael jackson all those guys always go on stage 0.99

00:07:53.920 and you know like damn what the fuck this nigga going but but you know why 0.99

00:07:56.320 it's interesting is because uh uh would you would you go by comedian is 0.99

00:07:59.840 that like a like a blanket uh of what you are comedian uh that's first

00:08:03.440 comedian is my first passion i mean you know acting and everything else is

00:08:06.800 second but comedy is like you know it's it's my love so this is this is why

00:08:10.800 it's interesting because like we're in an era now where uh the comedians are becoming the rock stars

00:08:15.760 you know and uh maybe it starts in part with the way you dress because you you have crazy outfits

00:08:20.320 man i scrolled your instagram you got like these big furry fluffy coats but you know how it started

00:08:24.960 it started when i first started stand-up i wore my african garb this is like late 90s early 2000

00:08:31.680 and then um my comedy kind of switched up to like the eddie murphy richard pride type i started

00:08:36.720 doing a lot more profanities and i went really hard and when i started going hard i said you

00:08:41.240 know what my african garb is royal it's too much respect in that outfit i can't wear that and cuss 0.98

00:08:46.280 at the same time so i'm like if i'm gonna cuss i gotta wear that american shit so i went from 0.99

00:08:50.840 dashiki to fasachi motherfuckers and it worked yeah it did work it's work hey you know like i 1.00

00:08:57.040 say it's all about you know i'm fashion is what you make him i wear what the fuck i want to wear 1.00

00:09:01.320 you know i don't give a fuck do you wear do you wear that kind of stuff like around the crib too 0.99

00:09:04.860 like you'd just be like rolling out of bed and popping into like yeah well yeah my yeah I sleep 0.99

00:09:08.720 in Versace man I you know I wake up looking good I you know a woman spending the night next to me 0.99

00:09:14.420 she gonna wake up next like like a royal prince of Zamunda motherfucker that's her address yeah 0.98

00:09:18.620 you're you're you're are you engaged or are you married I'm engaged I have a whole fiance 0.99

00:09:22.400 what's that like congratulations man no no it's good you know it was uh pride to me hooking up

00:09:27.240 with her um you know I was single living my life and uh I enjoy being single because I had a four

00:09:33.320 your relationship prior to that and when i got with her i'm like listen i've been single you know

00:09:37.660 i like my single life but if this is gonna work i'm gonna need some kind of benefits which was

00:09:41.720 like a i get one side chick a month i'm allowed to have are you serious that's serious actually

00:09:46.780 that's serious i talk about every time i get one chick a month you know i get to pick who i want

00:09:51.760 to be what one time per month no one at least once you didn't use one that month could you get

00:09:56.460 You know what? 1.00

00:09:58.100 We talk about that T-Mobile bitch, right? 1.00

00:10:02.140 It rolls over. 1.00

00:10:02.780 No, so you know, I even asked about that. 1.00

00:10:04.640 Let's say if I get a chick and the bitch period is on, 1.00

00:10:07.600 like what am I, I'm stuck with a crime scene pussy? 1.00

00:10:09.640 Do I get to? 0.99

00:10:10.820 She said, you should have talked about it before she came over. 1.00

00:10:13.540 I mean, you don't want to, when you're going to be with a girl, 0.99

00:10:15.020 you don't want to act like you're just all about trying to fuck. 0.99

00:10:17.040 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:10:17.820 So you try to just, you know, I don't get into that question

00:10:21.160 and find out her period is on.

00:10:22.420 It happened a couple of times. 1.00

00:10:23.700 I got a whole chick with a period.

00:10:25.060 I'm like, dang, what am I supposed to do? 1.00

00:10:26.260 Can I get a new September bitch? 1.00

00:10:28.300 She's like, no. 1.00

00:10:29.580 You lost that.

00:10:30.720 Where do you usually find your side?

00:10:32.680 Do you wait outside like Santa Peta? 1.00

00:10:34.640 Me personally, I would rather have like 12 of my favorite chicks that I rotate. 1.00

00:10:42.140 Roster. 1.00

00:10:43.340 Like a roster.

00:10:44.160 Yeah, of course, of course. 1.00

00:10:44.460 But my lady, you know, she don't want me to have – she look at it as a relationship. 1.00

00:10:48.300 She's got no relationship. 1.00

00:10:49.020 She'd rather I go on the road, find a groupie, you know.

00:10:52.540 Okay.

00:10:53.020 That's what she prefer.

00:10:53.860 She don't like the roster. 0.95

00:10:55.140 She don't like the roster.

00:10:55.800 Because there's an emotional strength there.

00:10:58.300 Emotional, attached, and you keep in contact.

00:11:00.700 And she don't like that.

00:11:01.540 Question for you.

00:11:02.120 Do you, like, and this might be too personal, but does she's like, yo, get checked every

00:11:05.960 month?

00:11:06.320 Or you're like, just...

00:11:07.520 Oh, no, no, no.

00:11:08.380 I mean, that's one of the rules.

00:11:09.900 I have a sight.

00:11:10.380 She gave me some sight check rules I have to follow.

00:11:12.080 Of course you can.

00:11:13.480 I have to protect myself. 1.00

00:11:14.560 And I can't look at a woman while having sex with her. 1.00

00:11:16.900 Oh, that's the best part. 1.00

00:11:17.820 So I got to fuck the bitch with my eyes closed. 1.00

00:11:19.940 Don't look at me. 1.00

00:11:21.480 Wait, are you serious?

00:11:22.320 I'm dead serious.

00:11:23.040 Like, no looking.

00:11:24.000 All kinds of crimes.

00:11:24.860 Have you tried even for like a split second 1.00

00:11:27.220 Like yo fuck it I'm gonna open them 0.99

00:11:28.800 Like just to see 0.99

00:11:29.620 I'm gonna open my eyes for a hot second

00:11:31.560 See what happens 1.00

00:11:32.280 Like she just pops out of a fucking closet 1.00

00:11:36.320 Like yo motherfucker 1.00

00:11:37.160 My girl has been there a couple of times 1.00

00:11:41.640 She wanna watch sometimes 1.00

00:11:42.800 She's a cuck 1.00

00:11:44.660 Like a cuckold 1.00

00:11:47.720 She's been there to watch

00:11:49.740 She spectates

00:11:51.580 And I'm doing it 1.00

00:11:54.080 she's like the condom's coming off so she put it back oh oh oh she's a helping hand like two hands 0.98

00:11:59.180 like both well yeah two hands and a foot mother sucker i'm african and then um and then you know 1.00

00:12:06.600 so we and then she's like you know what this girl's backing up she's doing too much man she's 0.94

00:12:09.720 trying to create a relationship mike stop this one girl get out of here you're doing too much 1.00

00:12:14.980 wow yeah let me ask you why doesn't she just join in sometimes she do something she like the girl 1.00

00:12:20.160 like me and her have different tastes i'm you know i'm into like a huge asses you know she more 1.00

00:12:26.000 like a she like the model type i'm not into the model how big are we talking i mean because like 0.91

00:12:30.980 drake for example right like drake likes a thick oh yeah and i'm not i don't mean you know when

00:12:35.580 they used to say thick with two c's this is like thick with like a lot of c's i mean yeah i like

00:12:40.820 like the seven c's bro i mean when i hit it from the back i want to hear blah blah blah blah blah

00:12:45.780 that's the longest logan has ever gone

00:12:51.780 do you get like a time limit with them like uh it could be a weekend oh you get a full weekend

00:13:06.200 a lot of time it's on you know it would be on the road so i you know if i'm gonna fly somebody

00:13:11.600 in it'll be like a whole weekend what happens if it's a holiday weekend it has like monday too

00:13:15.120 Does that work out?

00:13:15.660 Yeah, we have to negotiate.

00:13:17.220 I might lose a date the following month or something.

00:13:19.340 Do you pick, like, would you pick, like, is it, like, white girls, Spanish girls? 1.00

00:13:24.120 I just, I'm an ass, man. 1.00

00:13:25.920 I fuck a blue bitch with a fat ass. 1.00

00:13:27.860 I mean, it don't matter what. 1.00

00:13:28.660 A smurf. 0.97

00:13:29.120 A smurf. 1.00

00:13:30.100 I'm an ass guy. 1.00

00:13:32.040 Ass-centric. 1.00

00:13:32.440 Yeah, I've had it all. 0.98

00:13:33.920 I've had every race, almost. 1.00

00:13:35.900 My dick don't discriminate. 0.99

00:13:37.700 Is there, like, certain things that you can and can't do, like, you can only bring them 0.98

00:13:42.100 to fast food restaurants, not

00:13:44.000 Mastro Steakhouse. No, no, that's true.

00:13:46.200 She really don't want me to take them out, period.

00:13:48.300 Got it. She want, like, ordering,

00:13:50.220 you know, don't be out in public with this girl. 0.99

00:13:52.280 Hide them, yeah, yeah. And they're cool

00:13:54.120 with it. The side chicks are cool with it. 1.00

00:13:56.240 Some are, you know. Some don't 1.00

00:13:58.140 want to feel like they're just here for sex.

00:14:00.500 You know, so it's been tough. It's been a challenge.

00:14:02.300 We've been going back and forth trying to

00:14:04.520 narrow down this contract. It's a contract.

00:14:06.220 I'm fascinated by this.

00:14:08.460 You can get it.

00:14:09.820 How, though? How long have you been with your lady?

00:14:11.900 You have a lady?

00:14:12.520 Yeah.

00:14:13.040 How long have you guys been together?

00:14:13.940 It's brand new.

00:14:14.800 See, this is when you could negotiate your contract.

00:14:16.720 I'm not, yeah, I'm not saying that.

00:14:19.640 I brought, hey, I brought Michael Blackson to help negotiate something. 1.00

00:14:24.260 Let's see him, motherfucker. 0.99

00:14:25.720 A lot of my buddies that are NFL players is like, you know, Mike, can you talk to my lady? 1.00

00:14:30.260 And I'm trying to help them all.

00:14:31.580 I'm like, listen, man, this guy is a multimillionaire, you know, like, give him a little, he worked hard to get here.

00:14:37.880 Let him give him a little present.

00:14:39.020 What type of chick is she? 1.00

00:14:40.840 she's a wonderful girl but but but but like what what kind of like background is she from oh she's 1.00

00:14:46.180 cambodian she's cambodian but you know she understood like you know she's um you know i 0.99

00:14:53.100 saw her there and we explained you know my problem is my problem is keeping my dick in my face yeah 0.99

00:14:57.840 you know just transparent and upfront about it from the she's like yeah just be honest you know 1.00

00:15:01.900 she's just be on at the end of the day men gonna do what they're gonna do so you know she's more

00:15:07.080 comfortable knowing that i'm you know what i'm doing you're honest about it yeah honest you never

00:15:12.460 know just actually just be honest with you in a moment you never know what you might get from

00:15:16.260 being honest you uh you ooze confidence and it sounds like you slay and i'm curious 0.80

00:15:22.040 what is so fucking i'm sorry that statement i'm sorry which part just like the slay part 0.92

00:15:29.180 and just you don't think he's slay no i know he does but i thought i was sitting next to 0.99

00:15:33.680 tana mojo for a second like you lose confidence and you seem like you slay

00:15:39.780 you get a lot of girls from what i i would assume what's the biggest mistake you see guys making

00:15:54.340 when it comes to getting girls what gets good girls just i'm just capping you know women just

00:16:00.820 want you to be real man you know so many phonies out there you know be real from the door and you

00:16:06.100 never know you know women at the end of the day want an honest man but what if you're lame 1.00

00:16:09.640 a lot of lame motherfuckers out there man so lame and then you know you might get some pussy and 1.00

00:16:15.100 then later on you know sometimes some guy just lie just to get the coochie you know but here's 1.00

00:16:20.920 some lame motherfuckers out there but i'm you know i'm old in there so i'm like i just learned to be 0.98

00:16:25.580 honest i'm not i could be single and do what i want to do so if i'm going to be in a relationship 0.99

00:16:30.020 you know she might as well she got if you want to be with me you have to accept all these things

00:16:33.540 that come to me and there's and i think there's like a lot of girls out there that like i think 0.99

00:16:38.260 lame guys have a lane you know what i'm saying because yo there's a lot of girls that are sick 0.99

00:16:43.000 of the michael blackson's they're sick of the fucking we don't want we don't want to share 1.00

00:16:47.180 with side chicks we just want a fucking engineer fuck we just want like traditional engineering's 1.00

00:16:54.520 a fucking great job yes i just mean like we want a straight arrow like dude who works a nine to 1.00

00:16:59.480 five comes home we have our mashed potatoes and our meatloaf missionary sex 22 minutes watch 1.00

00:17:05.240 fucking bachelor go to sleep like there's a lot of girls that straight up want that but don't see 1.00

00:17:10.200 don't get it twisted you know living this lifestyle is not for everybody you can't be broke and do 1.00

00:17:15.980 shit like this you can't afford your woman's fucking do another one yeah monogamy is for 1.00

00:17:20.980 Broke motherfuckers 1.00

00:17:21.960 Most of them 1.00

00:17:22.620 It's a rich motherfucker 1.00

00:17:25.080 That's a funny line 1.00

00:17:26.680 You know

00:17:27.140 If you

00:17:27.920 If you

00:17:28.400 If you want a successful man

00:17:31.060 Most of the time

00:17:31.780 You know

00:17:32.140 It comes with a lot of problems

00:17:33.620 But I'm saying

00:17:34.380 Go home 1.00

00:17:34.840 Talk to your lady 0.99

00:17:35.460 No I'm good 0.67

00:17:36.220 I'm good

00:17:36.720 You good on what?

00:17:37.940 You don't need it? 1.00

00:17:38.600 I don't need to fuck around 1.00

00:17:39.440 You don't need no side chick 1.00

00:17:41.040 No 0.99

00:17:41.480 Bro he can barely handle

00:17:42.660 The one he has now

00:17:43.440 I don't think he needs to move

00:17:44.340 Bro I seen the way

00:17:46.620 You talk about your sex life

00:17:48.120 Okay

00:17:48.420 She's a beautiful girl

00:17:49.960 He get handled that 0.99

00:17:51.000 Just tread fucking lightly 0.96

00:17:52.300 Y'all you guys do threesomes or whatever 0.98

00:17:55.420 No bro

00:17:56.300 Consider me out for this conversation

00:17:59.320 I'm not there yet

00:18:01.000 You know what I'm saying

00:18:01.660 Do you want to get there

00:18:02.560 I don't

00:18:03.400 Truthfully I have no

00:18:04.400 I'll negotiate your contract for you

00:18:05.900 If I need

00:18:07.580 An agent

00:18:08.580 For this

00:18:10.360 Yeah

00:18:11.260 I'll hit you up 1.00

00:18:12.700 She suffered a sex related injury this morning 1.00

00:18:15.980 She really did

00:18:17.020 Yeah

00:18:17.240 She hurt her neck 0.83

00:18:18.160 From what

00:18:19.960 probably wondering what's going on

00:18:24.060 I don't want to talk

00:18:30.200 I've said too much

00:18:31.240 I'm sweating 1.00

00:18:32.340 listen this kid's a fucking 1.00

00:18:35.480 he's like a lover 1.00

00:18:36.480 like a real deal

00:18:37.540 like fully invested lover

00:18:39.180 and like he doesn't

00:18:39.900 when he's with a girl

00:18:40.780 he doesn't see any other chicks 1.00

00:18:41.960 yeah I mean you're a woman's dream 1.00

00:18:43.500 come true then 1.00

00:18:44.280 but women always 1.00

00:18:46.220 also want an honest man 1.00

00:18:47.780 for sure

00:18:48.820 for sure

00:18:49.200 you're honest right

00:18:50.160 very very

00:18:51.120 super yeah

00:18:51.860 I've been super transparent

00:18:53.320 from the start

00:18:53.800 always have

00:18:54.340 always will be

00:18:54.940 not me

00:18:57.080 I'm a rock star man

00:18:58.680 so how about you

00:18:59.760 you got side change

00:19:00.360 don't know where you're

00:19:01.260 coming and going

00:19:02.060 in my life

00:19:02.660 nah dude

00:19:03.460 I'm like super Christian

00:19:04.240 she ain't scared of anything

00:19:05.140 dude

00:19:05.360 she knows I'm terrified

00:19:06.300 of Jesus

00:19:06.780 I ain't gonna do anything

00:19:07.620 you know and that's

00:19:08.380 I am

00:19:08.720 I was

00:19:09.060 you know I was

00:19:09.620 I'm Christian as well

00:19:10.980 and I know if I get

00:19:13.480 that's why I've been

00:19:14.180 kind of like

00:19:14.640 you know

00:19:15.120 I know if I get married

00:19:16.840 I have to like

00:19:17.540 straighten up

00:19:18.140 you know

00:19:19.260 I mean don't get

00:19:21.220 where I'm from

00:19:21.980 they have the whole

00:19:22.540 traditional

00:19:22.980 you know you can have 0.82

00:19:24.200 like as many wives 1.00

00:19:25.020 as you want 1.00

00:19:25.460 in Africa 0.66

00:19:27.260 you could

00:19:27.900 you know

00:19:29.000 but I'm

00:19:29.840 religious as well

00:19:31.000 so I know

00:19:31.680 that you know

00:19:32.460 once I say

00:19:33.600 I do

00:19:34.240 in the eyes of God

00:19:35.820 I gotta be right with God

00:19:36.820 cause I'm more afraid of God

00:19:37.800 I'm not afraid of her

00:19:38.660 or anybody else

00:19:39.380 I'm afraid of

00:19:39.900 the man upstairs

00:19:41.300 she actually told me

00:19:42.120 she goes

00:19:42.400 dude she goes

00:19:42.880 I never thought 1.00

00:19:43.420 dating a Christian

00:19:43.920 would be so awesome 0.80

00:19:44.620 she goes

00:19:44.920 she watches how

00:19:45.800 I make every move

00:19:46.680 and stress out

00:19:47.240 about like

00:19:47.720 being a good person so she's like dude i know when you're gone you're never gonna be worried

00:19:51.340 about me you're gonna be worried about what you're doing right in your life so if you if

00:19:55.160 women if you want a good guy get a guy christian mingle christian mingle baby dude i've always 1.00

00:20:00.580 wanted to join that but it's just like you're ugly you're ugly oh my god so all christians 1.00

00:20:05.500 are ugly if you're swiping that sound look more like tender motherfucker you sure you're the right 1.00

00:20:10.980 social media 1.00

00:20:12.460 the right dating app

00:20:13.680 you just did that

00:20:14.720 that's in there

00:20:15.240 Tinder

00:20:15.540 yeah yeah yeah

00:20:16.460 well don't all dating apps

00:20:17.380 I haven't been on a dating app

00:20:18.340 I can't go on a dating app

00:20:19.920 Michael Black's on

00:20:20.620 Tinder

00:20:21.280 no no no

00:20:22.420 I was on Raya

00:20:23.560 Raya once

00:20:24.340 and that was the best 0.65

00:20:25.400 date of my life

00:20:26.060 I got nothing

00:20:26.900 I didn't get anything

00:20:27.680 from the girl

00:20:28.140 but I was on set

00:20:29.980 and I was like

00:20:30.340 yo what are you doing

00:20:31.020 and like Raya's like

00:20:32.100 it's kind of like

00:20:32.900 they kind of like you more

00:20:34.120 because it's like verified

00:20:34.900 that you got welcomed

00:20:35.680 into the club

00:20:36.140 so she goes 1.00

00:20:37.540 nothing playing with

00:20:38.240 it's like a celebrity

00:20:38.780 I heard of it 0.92

00:20:40.360 she goes nothing playing with his kitty and i was like damn and then she sent me a picture of like 0.69

00:20:45.600 literally a box of kittens oh she's fun yeah and i went over and played with her kittens all night 0.92

00:20:50.280 it was really fun that was my last date outside my girlfriend you sure that should sound very

00:20:57.800 recent but i hope the lord forgives you for that he asked her for forgiveness how you feel about

00:21:05.760 the whole iraqi stuff well is is saudi with um with the golfers and all of that stuff that's

00:21:11.460 going on the live golf tournament yeah this uh is a tournament brought put on by the saudis right

00:21:20.200 and some people uh i guess the pga tour said basically like yo if you if you touch that tour

00:21:27.540 like you what you can't play on on pga anymore or whatever there's there's a bunch of stuff going

00:21:31.600 on with it but then there was a big fallout too because you know there's a there's a stance in

00:21:37.220 the states and in the western world about the saudis because of some of their practices there

00:21:42.240 that uh people shouldn't be partaking in stuff that you can't that's i'm not saying i'm just

00:21:48.700 presenting the viewpoint and i didn't like i didn't like them just categorizing a whole country

00:21:52.500 it just you can't make a few people represent the whole country true right 15 terrorists did i make

00:21:58.540 i've been to saudi they're very great people there you know yeah so i didn't you know and

00:22:04.660 isn't my dirty money good money the more money is the better money to me okay what was paying 1.00

00:22:09.840 me the most is the good money i go fuck his blood diamonds money or motherfucking money the real 1.00

00:22:15.880 you know i recently got left one tour went to another tour because you know it was two partners 1.00

00:22:21.320 i was on this one tour called no cap it was two partners at the end of the tour we just ended um

00:22:27.520 last month it split up you know one guy was a good friend he was the first promoter that came to me

00:22:34.240 i've been working with a guy for like a very long time so he decided to do his own tour and that

00:22:38.320 other guy decided to do his own and then this guy hit me up hey mike you know me and the guy broke 0.97

00:22:42.160 up he's doing bad business don't fuck with him don't do this don't do that you know but he had 1.00

00:22:48.120 a new dish for the new tour this is how much i want to pay you i'm like motherfucker what the 1.00

00:22:51.780 fuck is that so you're trying to tell me if this guy called me wants to pay me twice that i should 0.99

00:22:55.140 say no because what the guy came and paid me twice what this guy offered me i said bye-bye 1.00

00:22:59.820 motherfucker bad money is cheap money motherfucker the more money the better i think my my thoughts 0.99

00:23:05.740 is this uh every country i see it is is like their home right yeah so if i walk into logan's home he's 1.00

00:23:12.020 like hey man shoes off in this home right i take my shoes off so true if mike's like hey shoes on

00:23:16.680 we don't do shoes off here then i don't put my shoes off the the the thought process behind that

00:23:20.780 is it's not my home yeah i'm gonna respect your guys's rules so true so like if i get welcomed

00:23:25.480 into your country i'll abide by the rules only thing i won't i won't cross the line is if they're

00:23:30.120 like hey you can't worship your your god here 100 well then i just say hey i appreciate the

00:23:34.880 invitation i'm just gonna hold back on my own and stay here but never disrespect somebody's

00:23:38.880 country never 100 agree in fact the first time i went to saudi i went there to do a show for a

00:23:45.140 prince and but this was about over 10 years ago and back then now they're pretty much open now

00:23:51.260 they're doing like live entertainment everything but prior to that it was very everything was

00:23:55.480 private like private clubs yeah so we're like 5 000 members and you know and those prints all

00:24:00.340 had their own little private events and i'm i actually flew it was not too long after it was

00:24:06.120 probably my um this was like 2010 something was something going on with the middle east in america

00:24:11.700 Whatever it was, my first flight, first time going to the Middle East,

00:24:15.040 on Saudi Arabian Airlines, you know.

00:24:17.840 So I was a little nervous about it, but it was a beautiful flight.

00:24:22.600 And before I landed, you know, I think I had like a cross-chain on,

00:24:28.000 and the flight attendant's like, listen, you know, you don't have no problems here.

00:24:32.220 Just tuck in your cross-chain.

00:24:35.040 Oh, wow.

00:24:35.900 You know, because certain things are illegal. 1.00

00:24:38.360 They're like pig. 0.99

00:24:39.960 You can't go there with a pig. 0.99

00:24:41.700 uh of course it's happy you think a lot of people try to do that exactly like no you leave him out 0.99

00:24:46.700 of this you leave bubba out of this he's coming to sauny with me you can't taste my friend you can't

00:24:53.160 tell him that i mean that was the only thing that made me feel some type of way but i said you know

00:24:56.700 what you like you said i'm going to their country if you know if i mean i don't want get rested i

00:25:03.480 want i don't want no problem i don't want no trouble but i'm just i like simple things you

00:25:07.840 know um and i mean am i denying christ because i'm doing that it made me like think you know

00:25:14.000 if i'm talking my cross away just like the disciples did you like you know when it came

00:25:18.300 to get christ it's like i'm not i'm not i don't know him yeah denied him three times yeah i'm

00:25:22.000 like dude i mean i'm denying him it made me feel a little bit but i'm like at the end of the day

00:25:25.460 is there a country let me respect what it you know if if if if if i'm gonna be bothered everywhere

00:25:31.380 I walk because I have a cross showing that I don't want to try.

00:25:34.720 Lord will understand. 1.00

00:25:37.920 Hey, man. 0.82

00:25:39.160 So, what's up with this Soddy thing, man? 1.00

00:25:42.460 You just tucked me away like that? 1.00

00:25:44.000 You said the following.

00:25:45.120 You tucked me away like that, huh?

00:25:46.180 You said the following.

00:25:47.400 The more money is the best money. 1.00

00:25:50.660 Fuck this chain. 1.00

00:25:54.020 Yeah, man. 1.00

00:25:54.820 We got to talk.

00:25:57.560 Yo, I brought up Charlamagne, too, because you guys,

00:26:01.380 there was a little bit of a viral moment with uh with uh kevin hart yeah on his show back in the

00:26:08.660 day right because of uh what was it again kevin was basically saying why why did that happen why 0.74

00:26:16.020 was he saying that you were like an instagram girl and all this shit you guys had like a major

00:26:19.520 beef for a second yeah it was instagram girl well he said he was doing stuff for likes on 0.99

00:26:24.040 well no you know as a comedian man you know we make fun of everybody and everything i don't pick

00:26:30.980 and choose oh that's what it was something happens i'm clowning you you know and it was around the

00:26:35.640 time i think kev was um going through some thing with some you know cheating scandal right 0.99

00:26:41.160 yeah yeah but i i didn't jump on because we are we all fuck up you know i'm saying i know i fuck 0.87

00:26:48.160 up all the time but i made fun of like how he came out and talked about it before he even came out 0.92

00:26:54.220 so i made fun of him it's like i just said he's snitching himself i'm ready self-snitching yes

00:26:58.380 and i went on the thing i mean i think he had a problem with me just going on too much with it

00:27:03.220 because i mean when i go in i just go in and you guys are boys you guys are acquaintances i mean

00:27:09.000 um we probably weren't as close you know but when we started out stand up we started in philly

00:27:14.220 you know i was raised in philadelphia he came out like two years behind me after you know and we was

00:27:19.220 really tight back then but you know um probably prior to them weren't as close we weren't like

00:27:25.340 calling and talking to each other you know we see each other in passing we speak and we give love

00:27:29.340 whatever but i wasn't doing out of i was just being a comedian i wasn't trying to like purposely be

00:27:34.940 yeah no i mean better he you know you know he took it some type of way and he talked about

00:27:39.580 breakfast club talked charlamagne about it and then it then you posted about it and it kept like

00:27:45.740 turning into a thing but yeah you guys ended up squashing it though right yeah we ended up

00:27:49.020 squashing it actually it was at us we ran to each other at the sixes game and then we ended up squashing

00:27:54.540 Was it already like starting to squash

00:27:57.380 Or like did you just

00:27:58.460 Boom and then

00:28:00.220 Conversation here and there

00:28:02.500 And then you know

00:28:03.480 There was like a middle man involved

00:28:06.580 You know I mean and then I think

00:28:08.720 Later on we

00:28:09.480 You know we later talked on the phone

00:28:12.940 It didn't happen there

00:28:14.940 We just kind of like had a

00:28:16.300 Short moment there and then when we got home

00:28:18.460 We kind of like communicated

00:28:19.560 It's definitely one of those squashable beefs

00:28:21.820 And I'm glad it was squash

00:28:24.120 because especially with comedy,

00:28:26.580 I think there has to be leeway for roasts.

00:28:30.220 Comedy is so hard enough as it is.

00:28:33.400 You know what I mean?

00:28:33.900 And we respect each other so much

00:28:35.220 because it's a grind.

00:28:36.400 I mean, it's so much easier for the new guys now.

00:28:38.860 All you got to do is pop up with a million followers

00:28:40.640 and you have your own audience.

00:28:42.140 I mean, we started out in the 90s, man,

00:28:43.860 where we didn't have your own audience.

00:28:45.460 If you didn't get on television, 1.00

00:28:46.460 nobody knew who the fuck you was. 0.99

00:28:48.200 So that was the hardest thing 1.00

00:28:49.360 is trying to get yourself on TV

00:28:50.720 and staying relevant without social media.

00:28:54.120 You guys are, you know, you guys are new era guys, you know, so.

00:28:57.280 No, for sure. 0.99

00:28:57.720 Basically, we suck is what you're saying. 1.00

00:28:59.160 We got followers, so we get fucking silly kids. 1.00

00:29:01.220 Y'all didn't put in no work like we did. 1.00

00:29:03.340 It was a dog world, bro.

00:29:04.760 Like, there would be comedians that are doing really, really well.

00:29:07.120 They just start to shine.

00:29:08.320 And then the bigger dogs would just rip their jokes and put it on a special and just bury them.

00:29:12.080 Yeah.

00:29:12.420 It was like, it was a really hard time for me to be a comedian.

00:29:14.940 Yeah, 90s was tough.

00:29:16.400 No, we came, we especially came up in a great time.

00:29:18.720 Like, the era of social media and internet.

00:29:20.960 Like, I mean, anyone can do anything, right?

00:29:22.460 because you have that little black box

00:29:24.500 that you can make a video and post for the entire

00:29:26.480 internet to see and I have so much respect

00:29:28.520 for people who stay

00:29:30.580 relevant for you know decades

00:29:32.560 because that's the we say it all the time 0.99

00:29:34.400 and this shit is a marathon not a sprint 0.99

00:29:36.160 but in regards to comedy 0.99

00:29:38.540 and comedian saying

00:29:40.520 and doing certain things did you have a

00:29:42.460 reaction or take

00:29:44.380 on the Will Smith slap oh yeah

00:29:46.340 man when he slapped

00:29:48.080 Chris he slapped every comedian

00:29:49.960 that's how we felt and we know i'm not sure i mean we was pissed i just because i'm a comic

00:29:56.340 and i roast people on stage and off stage and that i'm like a in the bully i you know i go in

00:30:02.300 because i roasted my whole life i came from a whole different country kids made fun of me every

00:30:06.420 day a lot of things i didn't know about myself that i got to america i had no idea i was dark

00:30:10.420 skinned to come to america you see white people y'all don't look at you don't look at like a tan

00:30:14.880 guy be like oh you know you're dark or you're like black people they go in on everything uh

00:30:19.140 I had no clue I was dark-skinned until I got here.

00:30:21.600 I got to America, and I met some people.

00:30:23.920 And I'm like, he said, you black?

00:30:25.940 I said, of course we are black. 1.00

00:30:26.820 He said, no, you black as shit. 1.00

00:30:29.360 I said, what the fuck you mean? 1.00

00:30:31.160 One guy told me I look like under the bed. 1.00

00:30:33.660 Oh, no. 0.99

00:30:35.220 Yo, if you look under the bed, it's dark as fuck under the bed. 0.99

00:30:38.700 They told me I look like I have no bright ideas. 0.99

00:30:42.580 They said the difference between me and midnight is 11.59. 0.99

00:30:46.120 Shut up, man. 1.00

00:30:47.520 Shut up. 1.00

00:30:47.680 They said when God said, let there be light, I was out of town. 0.99

00:30:53.620 They told me I have to wear white gloves before I eat chocolate. 1.00

00:30:57.700 So I don't bite my fucking fingers. 1.00

00:30:59.480 Not like this. 1.00

00:31:00.660 They told me every time I take a shit, I think my dick fell off. 1.00

00:31:05.160 Not like this. 1.00

00:31:06.140 Somebody told me Stevie Wonder.

00:31:08.300 They told me Stevie Wonder sees me every day. 1.00

00:31:10.460 That's dark as fuck. 1.00

00:31:12.320 That motherfucker don't see shit. 1.00

00:31:13.560 that's pretty dark man it's dark i went through all the dark era so you know i got roasted my 1.00

00:31:22.100 whole life and then and then once i started roasting back i became like a roaster yeah

00:31:28.140 yeah yeah you abuse so much you you know you find hurt people hurt people

00:31:32.520 you know like under the bed yo that's funny i never i never thought of that before it's like

00:31:38.500 Like, a lot of the big fueled, like, roasters and, like, people with that kind of visceral style are, like, birthed from their own trauma, probably.

00:31:46.580 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:31:47.080 Yeah, no shit. 0.99

00:31:48.000 Why do you think I have you two as friends? 0.99

00:31:49.700 Hey, hey, whoa.

00:31:50.520 Whoa.

00:31:52.100 I love the roasts.

00:31:53.640 Personally, I love being roasted.

00:31:56.080 I love roasting.

00:31:56.880 That's a love language.

00:31:58.800 It is a love language.

00:31:59.600 And that's why I didn't understand why Chris got smacked, you know?

00:32:02.880 And, you know, I tried to, like, dissect this whole thing.

00:32:06.180 Like, it was so hard about that joke.

00:32:07.560 know the real answer why what was it i just talked about this yes on a different show yesterday

00:32:11.820 it's it's sometimes very easy or not very easy but it's it's easier to get roasted personally

00:32:20.820 and to take it and laugh about it and make a joke about it back whatever but when your family member

00:32:27.440 or someone in your squad or your or your village gets roasted this this fire sometimes breeds

00:32:34.360 inside of you where you want to go into protection mode especially when it happens to be a woman

00:32:38.280 and by the way i am no way justifying his actions but i'm just talking about where that feeling

00:32:43.480 sometimes comes from like somebody goes at your kid somebody goes at your wife even if it's just

00:32:48.280 a prank or just a joke man sometimes you feel that like fuel burning inside you like yo i'm 1.00

00:32:53.420 gonna smack the shit out of this motherfucker for talking about my mom like that especially 0.99

00:32:56.660 if she's sitting right next to me so i'm not justifying it by any means i'm not saying he 1.00

00:33:00.860 should have done it but i can empathize just a little bit with where that that flame comes from

00:33:06.620 you know what i'm saying do you feel that like no i feel that um but you know it was oscar where

00:33:12.760 you know i think he you can just flame anybody yeah everybody's an actress everybody's there

00:33:19.080 there was it wasn't about i don't know if it was that personal you know but i mean hey chris rock

00:33:24.900 is a is a g for you know handling it where he did because it could have been it could have went a

00:33:29.200 whole different way yeah you know um real i can't believe he just continued bro dude got smacked

00:33:35.240 out of his mind and then went straight into a joke he parlayed his face i would have been the

00:33:39.680 next day i've been calling like jacobio myers i mean man let me tell you i would have sued will

00:33:45.260 smith he would have been so broke he would have to move back with his auntie and uncle and bell

00:33:49.800 he was going back to uncle phil's house and sharing rooms with carton

00:33:56.180 Chris was about to go in bro

00:33:59.240 There was like that one moment

00:34:00.860 Where he like

00:34:01.620 He thought about it

00:34:02.980 And then he went

00:34:03.400 It just kept moving bro

00:34:06.080 It wasn't worth it man

00:34:07.240 I think that

00:34:07.920 How we would probably

00:34:08.680 Forgive Will Smith

00:34:09.540 I think we all comedians

00:34:11.500 Line up and just 1.00

00:34:12.120 Smack the shit out of him 1.00

00:34:12.940 One by one 1.00

00:34:13.540 But tell me 1.00

00:34:15.140 Get the fat motherfuckers 1.00

00:34:16.260 We'll be knocked the fuck up 1.00

00:34:17.580 I might 0.96

00:34:19.280 I think

00:34:20.560 Like and I might 0.77

00:34:21.500 Sound stupid for saying this 0.72

00:34:22.480 But his ticket sales 0.99

00:34:23.760 Went skyrocketing

00:34:24.840 Who Chris

00:34:25.240 Yeah

00:34:25.680 I'm right

00:34:26.040 that's what yeah and

00:34:26.880 I'm telling you I got so

00:34:28.460 jealous I think I'm gonna

00:34:29.260 go to the next Oscar and

00:34:30.420 grab the mic and curse 1.00

00:34:32.280 everybody wife the fuck 1.00

00:34:33.220 hey Steven Spielberg 1.00

00:34:35.260 your wife a caca a bitch 1.00

00:34:36.460 please come slap me 1.00

00:34:39.060 please I need some money

00:34:41.040 it's good media yeah it's

00:34:43.600 good yeah people paying

00:34:44.480 attention now biggest

00:34:45.820 moment in the history of

00:34:47.260 that entire program

00:34:48.060 yeah that's nuts yeah but

00:34:50.480 thank God the whole world

00:34:51.360 side of them because dude 0.98

00:34:52.320 if they if it was like a

00:34:53.180 50-50 and imagine your

00:34:54.420 whole legacy of working so

00:34:55.760 hard and then getting slapped is like the cherry on top of your legacy that's kind of hard bro i

00:35:00.060 think i think how also how chris handled it versus like going in on will in the moment was another

00:35:07.200 just another reason why he was so well respected after that moment because he just kept it moving 0.93

00:35:12.560 dude he crushed it he fucking crushed it yeah you ever deal with hecklers yourself oh yeah i love 0.99

00:35:17.280 hecklers man it's like my highlight moment on stage i love this might say some shit i got 0.99

00:35:22.620 shit in my head and i'm took a good look at them and their whole crew your whole crew now your 0.99

00:35:27.300 whole crew got by and get you collateral damage your whole family straight bullets now your whole 1.00

00:35:33.240 table is gonna get it do you have a story that stands out was there was there a bad one

00:35:37.620 because you know my my fans when they come out they know what i'm capable of doing okay okay you

00:35:43.620 know so they just you know at the same time too i mean especially after chris got smacking dave

00:35:49.240 chapelle gonna attack you know we have like we beefed up we beefed up security now it's comedians

00:35:54.300 anthony been with me for like 14 years and he's been around that long but yeah but it's um

00:36:04.720 nothing really strange happened lately man just you know with that guy around yeah i just i do my

00:36:12.160 show and people get roasted and they just take it yeah that guy looks intimidating bro he looks 0.86

00:36:17.800 like he laughs like this he just did that when you said it he texts his laugh my ass off he goes 0.71

00:36:24.600 y'all could be brothers don't you look like anthony a little bit now that's great i'll take a picture 0.98

00:36:30.140 of you and then when people start shit with me i'll be like do you want my brother to get involved 0.99

00:36:33.520 you're like does he you're like the size of one of his legs 0.98

00:36:37.300 he's nice man so anthony's yet to smack somebody yet yeah i mean i'm you know he's waiting for

00:36:44.220 yeah yeah yeah he went for that big moment just one time he had to rough a couple of people up

00:36:48.640 you know and um but nothing much he looks like the guy have you seen those videos where the

00:36:53.960 bouncer just picks people up and just moves them from there to be he could get that done

00:36:59.080 on a guy like you yeah easily and i'd look i'd be like okay where we go

00:37:03.520 do you have people you look up to that inspired your comedy career oh yeah man of course eddie

00:37:10.560 murphy was my first guy when i first came to america he was the first comedian i saw

00:37:14.400 and i'm like that this guy's funny and i saw like delirious and raw those are his

00:37:19.200 comedy specials and then coming to america was like ultimate yeah you know and then here we are

00:37:23.920 30 years later i'm in coming to america too such an amazing what was that like was it i was so it

00:37:29.500 felt so good and how it happened was um you know i ran into eddie a few times in the last 10 years

00:37:36.060 whatever he all comedians know each other even from the big guys to the little guys

00:37:39.960 you know and i saw him you know oh you're the african guy that's what he says when he's

00:37:44.140 and i remember um tmz ran into akon and said hey akon eddie's doing a new come to america how you

00:37:52.980 feel and then um akon said well he need to get some real africans in this movie at least a couple

00:37:58.080 real africans and then tmz ran into eddie murphy and hey akon said you don't come to america you

00:38:03.940 get some real africans in this movie he said well i know one funny african michael blackson

00:38:08.260 when you mention my name i took that video sent it to my agent i'm like hey contact the casting

00:38:13.900 agent for coming to america to eddie want me in this movie and that's how i got in i didn't have

00:38:17.460 to audition i didn't do nothing sure as i got my that must be crazy that you're like idol like

00:38:21.800 yeah it felt really good when god when a guy you looked up to your whole life knows who you are

00:38:26.140 and admire your work so it was great was that like was that your first uh like real big acting

00:38:31.960 experience no my biggest one was in 2000 is the sequel to friday called next friday oh yeah oh

00:38:37.980 yeah that's right yeah that was my big break of course that was like that came out in 2000

00:38:41.760 and uh when that came out it just became like a instant hood star you know i mean like i couldn't

00:38:48.140 go nowhere with black people every black person who i am because friday was such a hit yeah that

00:38:52.460 you know i mean it was great so that was my big break i went from like 500 a show to like 2500 0.98

00:38:57.480 hundred dollars a show i was balling do you like do you like that hollywood world because i i found

00:39:04.340 whenever i'm doing uh traditional hollywood and media just to hurry up and wait the process is

00:39:10.540 is so slow and you know i also don't like not having creative control yeah man you know i kind

00:39:16.180 of like give up on hollywood a long time ago i mean i do my own thing you know i've never been

00:39:21.480 hollywood i've always from day one you know i've just did my own thing i you know i don't

00:39:27.640 i'm not a dick rider i you know i just like you know i say i always believe that whatever's meant

00:39:33.460 for you is gonna happen whether it's meant to happen or not and that's how i've been man i've

00:39:38.020 you know i let things happen on his own you know while working hard you keep working hard what's

00:39:42.540 meant to happen for you is gonna happen you know i'm not into that waiting thing and now we're in 0.98

00:39:46.700 a new era where you can produce your own shit you know i got like almost six million followers i 1.00

00:39:50.760 could shoot my own movie and sell it to these motherfuckers yeah facts well you do a lot of 1.00

00:39:54.880 stuff on instagram you do a ton of instagram i do a lot of stuff you know because i'm still i still 0.99

00:39:59.340 want to grow my following i do a lot of stuff with like those only fan girls i do a lot of skits

00:40:03.820 with them because my fan base is like 70 percent guys yeah guys want to laugh and see ass yeah so

00:40:10.320 i do shit with women and i just make them laugh so i entertain you know majority who my fans are 0.99

00:40:15.380 give them what they want mike hangs out with only thing only fans girls too he does oh you do yeah 0.99

00:40:20.240 yeah i'm the only one in the group that's not in a relationship oh for real yeah i don't do that

00:40:25.300 oh you got a whole bunch of chicks i just can't because it's like i've never found a i've never

00:40:30.580 found a girl that would be cool with me uh doing what you do like dude my last chick bro she dude 0.99

00:40:37.540 if i even like looked at a chick she was up my ass yeah that's why if you know that's your problem 0.92

00:40:42.760 if you know you you know you just gotta bring it up from the beginning hey i like you a lot you 0.99

00:40:47.520 know but i'm a knee i king she was the number one porn star in the world mike's ex yeah still is 0.96

00:40:54.800 actually and she wouldn't let you fuck nobody yeah well she so yeah so she retired so she was 0.99

00:41:00.440 retired for like three years so i i see where you're going with that because if she was still 0.98

00:41:03.920 she wasn't active she was yeah she wasn't active yeah so she had retired but um

00:41:10.320 so yo you want to know actually how could you retire too it was it was still in great shape

00:41:16.140 No, it's actually funny because she actually texted

00:41:18.760 This is some

00:41:19.760 We should actually talk about this on a different show

00:41:22.680 I was going to bring up a text

00:41:24.840 She sent me today 1.00

00:41:25.620 She used to give me a lot of shit 1.00

00:41:28.620 Back in the day 1.00

00:41:29.400 Back in the day, like three or four years ago

00:41:32.200 Yeah, when we were dating

00:41:33.680 Because I am very

00:41:35.340 Outgoing and flirtatious

00:41:38.460 Just my natural personality

00:41:40.400 Is to just talk to people

00:41:41.400 And she would always kind of equate that to me 1.00

00:41:44.180 Wanting to fuck these girls 1.00

00:41:46.140 And I would always be like, yo, I've been with you for a year plus. 1.00

00:41:49.060 I've never hooked up with anyone else.

00:41:51.420 I've just been with you, so I don't understand where this feeling of that is coming from. 0.99

00:41:55.740 And she would always give me shit, you know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:41:57.540 And then once we broke up, she's now back playing the field again 0.99

00:42:01.380 and seeing what dudes would really be like in L.A., in New York, in Miami.

00:42:05.760 You know what I'm saying?

00:42:06.280 And she texted me today, and she was like, hey, I just want to let you know 0.97

00:42:08.760 you really did do a really good job when we were dating and shit. 0.93

00:42:13.140 She was like, I think I was too hard on you. 0.93

00:42:15.700 And I was like, yeah, well, I wish you would have learned a little bit sooner.

00:42:18.900 I'd be like that sometime, man.

00:42:20.440 You never know where you have until it's gone, man.

00:42:22.380 Yeah, facts. 0.65

00:42:22.920 So she took that L. 0.87

00:42:24.440 Yeah.

00:42:25.080 Hard cut.

00:42:25.560 Mike's like, guys, listen, we start working it out.

00:42:29.300 Nah, nah, nah.

00:42:29.840 That ain't happening.

00:42:30.620 That ain't happening, bro. 0.98

00:42:31.940 That shit ain't happening. 0.97

00:42:33.200 You thinking about long-term career moves at all? 0.99

00:42:36.460 Yeah, I want to produce my own movies and stuff.

00:42:38.920 So I'm actually about to shoot my first one.

00:42:42.020 I'm actually redoing it.

00:42:43.320 I did it back like 2010.

00:42:45.700 But it was in Shotwell, and I used to sail on the road after my shows.

00:42:50.740 I'm spoofing Scarface. 0.60

00:42:54.100 Sick. 1.00

00:42:54.940 An African Scarface? 1.00

00:42:56.580 Well, kind of like African Scarface.

00:42:58.900 But I changed a few things about the movie.

00:43:00.840 Like, instead of selling cocaine, we're selling illegal booty shots.

00:43:04.520 Nice.

00:43:05.920 You know, in my movie, in Scarface, he had a beautiful sister that he killed his guy 1.00

00:43:11.760 because, you know, he fucked his sister. 1.00

00:43:13.240 He married his sister. 1.00

00:43:13.800 my movie I got an ugly ass sister 1.00

00:43:15.860 I killed my homie because he didn't want to fuck my sister 1.00

00:43:18.000 so 1.00

00:43:19.540 like I said I did it before

00:43:21.880 and I'm going to redo it now

00:43:24.100 with a bigger budget and really put it out

00:43:25.940 what's Tony Montana's name

00:43:28.380 well his name is Kony

00:43:29.900 K-O-N-Y

00:43:30.760 Joseph Kony

00:43:32.760 how I tied it up was

00:43:36.180 I made this guy he was a

00:43:37.980 kid soldier for Joseph Kony when he was a little kid

00:43:40.080 you've gone to 2012

00:43:41.160 you know see

00:43:42.560 right it's coney that was like one of the first ever like social media

00:43:47.380 campaign so that's why i made his his history because in scarface his history

00:43:52.320 was like you know crime in cuba so i made his he was

00:43:55.560 his history is more like he was a kid soldier for joseph coney

00:43:58.460 back in uganda and he made it to america driving a taxi cab and 0.94

00:44:03.320 you know found a way to some illegal booty shot world or some shit 0.92

00:44:07.420 so wait so how are you producing this are you are you well right now 0.80

00:44:10.920 this in fact when we did this movie the first time we didn't have no script me and my homies

00:44:16.880 sat in my basement watched Scarface and just wrote scenes down and like we just gonna change

00:44:21.860 the scene change all the scenes and then we shot the movie so now we watched the movie and wrote

00:44:27.160 the script out of the movie we shot and now i'm just trying to find my co-star like i've been

00:44:32.080 talking to ti he wants to be the like i'm in the scarf and he's gonna be the other guy so i was

00:44:36.540 talking to ti about doing it and i just sent him the script so once he gave me the okay you know

00:44:40.560 and they'll make it happen. 0.99

00:44:42.320 He's been having a lot of shit going on. 1.00

00:44:44.840 He's been having a lot of shit. 1.00

00:44:45.960 And he's been doing stand-up. 1.00

00:44:47.280 That's why I seen the shit, right? 0.99

00:44:50.780 Someone was heckling him and he bit. 1.00

00:44:54.140 I think he...

00:44:55.440 I was at the Barclays Center with him

00:44:57.540 when he got booed.

00:44:58.920 He got booed at the Barclays Center.

00:45:00.940 But T.I.'s a superstar.

00:45:02.940 So because of that,

00:45:03.820 everybody that's doing the show

00:45:04.840 wants to invite him to come and do stand-up.

00:45:06.680 And I'm like,

00:45:07.500 at the same time,

00:45:08.040 this guy's still a new comedian.

00:45:09.260 He's still learning

00:45:11.100 And we just throw him on the stage

00:45:12.680 Because he's a star

00:45:13.820 And they book him on shows

00:45:16.240 Because I'm like

00:45:17.260 We need time to really grow

00:45:19.120 Comedy doesn't happen overnight

00:45:20.580 No he had an issue with a comedian

00:45:23.420 Where the comedian was on stage

00:45:25.360 And he was in the audience

00:45:26.560 And it was a female comedian 1.00

00:45:29.140 And she said some shit to him 0.99

00:45:31.980 And it was right after Will Smith 0.99

00:45:34.400 And he was spazzing bro

00:45:37.400 To a point where like

00:45:39.120 Everybody thought he was going to rush the stage.

00:45:40.980 But he's always in it.

00:45:41.900 And his son, too, right?

00:45:44.720 Isn't his son like a wild dude on social media is always like, 0.98

00:45:48.980 I'm getting into crazy shit right now that no one knows what I'm talking about. 0.99

00:45:51.940 T.I.'s in his family's listening. 0.99

00:45:54.500 I love your music, man.

00:45:56.780 Nah, T.I.'s my homie.

00:45:57.780 So hopefully we'll see what happens.

00:45:59.480 But I'm ready to make Coney Montana happen, man.

00:46:03.240 Coney Montana.

00:46:05.060 You ever go back to Africa?

00:46:06.840 What? I go home almost four times a year.

00:46:09.780 Oh, no way.

00:46:10.240 So I'm building a school in my village. 0.98

00:46:11.780 Sick.

00:46:12.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's time to give back. 0.83

00:46:14.220 You know, when I went back to Africa for the first time after being in America, it was 15 years.

00:46:19.380 I was in America 15 years.

00:46:20.420 I decided I made a little bit of money.

00:46:22.340 I said, let me go and visit my people.

00:46:24.860 And then I'm hanging out in a little town where I grew up during school hours.

00:46:28.880 And I'm seeing like eight, nine-year-old kids out in the marketplace helping their mother sell food. 0.99

00:46:33.260 I'm like, why are these motherfuckers out in school? 0.98

00:46:34.740 and it's like well you know what happens is the government schools we just consider public schools 0.99

00:46:39.060 when it fills up all that's left is private schools the kids can afford private school

00:46:43.380 they don't go to school at all so i'm like i gotta do something about this so you know 20 years later

00:46:47.180 i was able to like come up with some money and build the school sick sick man so i was so the

00:46:52.800 school be ready in september and hopefully kids will start going in january so i've been going

00:46:58.220 back home that's amazing you don't you don't have kids yourself oh yeah i have i have kids i have

00:47:02.900 I have twin boys

00:47:05.000 and I have an older son.

00:47:06.900 Oh, nice. Same mom? Different mom? 0.55

00:47:08.760 Oh, no. Different mom, man.

00:47:10.440 I'm black. 1.00

00:47:13.200 We get them pregnant. 1.00

00:47:14.840 We break up with them. Then we marry somebody else. 0.99

00:47:16.580 I don't know. I mean, Elon Musk

00:47:18.620 is doing a pretty good job, too.

00:47:20.020 I think he's trying to

00:47:21.240 populate Mars

00:47:24.300 with his offspring.

00:47:26.860 He's a Nick Cannon.

00:47:28.300 Oh, Nick Cannon's going crazy

00:47:30.800 right now. Nick has a baby every other week.

00:47:32.900 You've been on Wilding Out a bunch, so any insight on, like, what Nick's doing and how? 0.99

00:47:38.520 Fucking. 0.90

00:47:39.200 Yeah, but at what point? 1.00

00:47:41.340 Still, this point. 1.00

00:47:42.560 Right now, he's fucking. 1.00

00:47:43.880 He just had a kid last week. 1.00

00:47:45.780 No way.

00:47:46.940 Is that number nine or something?

00:47:48.420 Number nine. 0.99

00:47:49.000 Last week, with different mothers? 0.99

00:47:50.540 I think, low-key, I think people sleep on Nick Cannon, dude. 0.69

00:47:53.820 They sleep with Nick Cannon.

00:47:55.900 They sleep with Nick Cannon, bro.

00:47:57.440 He's a genius, bro.

00:47:58.460 He has, like, Wilding Out 54 going out, but, like, they still crush.

00:48:02.900 Tickets, people are still coming.

00:48:04.300 Oh, the tour fills up basketball arenas.

00:48:07.620 Yeah, we just did.

00:48:09.300 I did L.A. with them.

00:48:10.240 It was like 18,000 people.

00:48:11.920 They freshened it up.

00:48:12.800 It's not like they're doing the same thing.

00:48:14.160 They freshened it up.

00:48:15.060 And he has other things he works on.

00:48:16.480 That guy's like a workhorse.

00:48:17.660 That show was a hit.

00:48:19.580 And I know he almost had that canceled culture when they canceled him out.

00:48:23.380 And they brought him back because they knew what he was capable of doing.

00:48:26.620 Canceled culture is not real.

00:48:27.060 Wait, what did he do to try to get him canceled?

00:48:29.080 It's not real.

00:48:29.360 It just ends.

00:48:30.760 You can get canceled for a hot second.

00:48:32.500 Yeah.

00:48:32.720 Like two a week

00:48:33.660 I'm actually

00:48:34.160 Filming

00:48:35.760 Three new episodes

00:48:37.020 Next month

00:48:37.840 Oh cool

00:48:38.980 Of Wild Now

00:48:39.540 Of Wild Now

00:48:40.060 Yeah yeah yeah

00:48:40.420 And they're starting

00:48:41.420 To work with

00:48:41.940 I think

00:48:42.420 One of the smart things

00:48:43.400 They did was starting

00:48:43.940 To work with like

00:48:44.420 Social media people

00:48:45.040 No they've been doing that

00:48:45.800 They're smart

00:48:46.520 But I mean like

00:48:47.120 They've been leaning

00:48:47.600 Into it lately a lot

00:48:48.560 No they've been doing

00:48:49.160 That for like 10 years

00:48:49.800 You wanna get into it

00:48:50.500 Right now

00:48:50.740 You wanna like

00:48:51.240 Alright so name

00:48:51.960 Go for it

00:48:52.480 Name the first five

00:48:53.440 That they worked with

00:48:53.900 Well they wanted me

00:48:55.060 On it like

00:48:55.600 Oh so they wanted

00:48:56.380 To work with you

00:48:57.000 So that was the reason

00:48:58.120 Why you wanna get 0.99

00:48:58.660 Into a fucking 0.99

00:48:59.080 No cause they were 0.99

00:48:59.960 They were smart

00:49:00.620 I'm telling you

00:49:02.720 above what curve that's not a word that's not a phrase yeah it is being above a curve

00:49:06.900 they just want to they want to bring you on a show they want to roast you that's all they just

00:49:10.740 want to it's good because it makes me a better comedian i'm talking about you you can't hate me

00:49:16.180 more than my own best friend that's what it did when it brought me on the first season i knew they 0.92

00:49:20.200 just want to they want it they want to light my ass up but then it got reversed i end up roasting 0.99

00:49:24.720 all their asses i mean i lit them up i'm not going at you i would never whoa dude come on 1.00

00:49:29.580 That was stupid. 1.00

00:49:30.420 Do you plan your shit? 1.00

00:49:33.520 Sometimes. 1.00

00:49:34.160 Like, when I'm doing a show and then I know in advance who I'm going to roast.

00:49:37.300 Yeah.

00:49:37.760 Like, I'm not, I can't rap.

00:49:39.180 I can't rhyme, you know.

00:49:40.660 So I might try to, like, get some help with, like, putting some rhyme together.

00:49:45.720 Oh, okay.

00:49:46.200 But as far as the jokes, the jokes I'm off the top of my head.

00:49:48.380 But as far as rhyming, I'll find me a ghostwriter.

00:49:51.340 No way.

00:49:51.620 That's surprising.

00:49:52.580 Yeah, I can't rap.

00:49:53.500 Good ghostwriter.

00:49:54.140 Well, I mean, when did you, I mean, English wasn't your first language, right?

00:49:58.240 Yeah, English was.

00:49:59.220 Oh, was it?

00:49:59.500 Yeah, Ghana is an English-speaking country.

00:50:01.340 That's the second racist thing you've said.

00:50:02.680 Well, that's why I asked it as a question.

00:50:05.320 I'm so sorry about him.

00:50:06.440 No, I mean, I can't rap.

00:50:07.720 I cannot rhyme.

00:50:09.360 For some reason, I never tried.

00:50:10.660 It's just not my thing.

00:50:11.440 My thing is looking at somebody and making fun of them.

00:50:13.960 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:50:14.360 I can look at this motherfucker. 1.00

00:50:15.280 Can you make fun of Dylan? 1.00

00:50:16.840 God, this guy looks like who the fuck he looks like, man. 1.00

00:50:19.680 People say a cat. 1.00

00:50:20.840 No, he's like one of the goddamn Prince of England, a reject. 0.99

00:50:25.080 Like one to reject the Prince of England. 1.00

00:50:26.880 the one that

00:50:28.840 yeah the one that kicked out 0.99

00:50:30.100 the fucking 1.00

00:50:30.580 the fucking castle 1.00

00:50:32.420 whatever the fuck 1.00

00:50:33.000 your royalty though 1.00

00:50:33.980 yeah

00:50:34.300 yeah he like

00:50:35.600 press Harry

00:50:36.880 if he was homeless 1.00

00:50:37.700 motherfucker 1.00

00:50:38.240 yeah not bad 1.00

00:50:41.080 not bad

00:50:42.580 you ever

00:50:43.160 you ever think about

00:50:44.100 doing business

00:50:45.000 business endeavors

00:50:45.920 yeah definitely man

00:50:48.200 I'm just still waiting

00:50:48.940 for the right one to come

00:50:49.920 you know

00:50:51.020 it has to be something

00:50:52.600 like I'm

00:50:53.180 I'm familiar with

00:50:54.240 you know

00:50:54.500 I think fashion

00:50:55.820 Would not be a bad idea

00:50:57.300 You know

00:50:57.680 Maybe like

00:50:58.160 Clothing line

00:50:58.880 Or something

00:50:59.400 Yeah 0.98

00:50:59.840 Damn though 0.98

00:51:00.940 It's so 0.99

00:51:01.260 It's a clothing line

00:51:02.320 Especially so oversaturated

00:51:03.660 You just have such a niche

00:51:04.960 Not

00:51:05.920 Not niche

00:51:06.760 But you have a

00:51:07.540 You have a very strong audience

00:51:08.680 And you can do a lot with that

00:51:09.940 So much

00:51:10.420 You know what I'm saying

00:51:10.960 Like

00:51:11.220 Is it a product

00:51:12.640 Is it like

00:51:13.540 Yeah I'm down man

00:51:14.620 Let me know

00:51:15.100 If you guys got ideas

00:51:16.120 Let me know

00:51:16.540 I'm always down with something

00:51:17.680 What about

00:51:18.860 A direct to consumer

00:51:20.140 Comedy special

00:51:22.300 Definitely

00:51:23.340 Like Schultz just did

00:51:24.300 Yeah

00:51:24.660 That

00:51:25.820 A special is definitely one of the things on my leg.

00:51:28.260 I got a special.

00:51:28.960 I got a sitcom, you know, that I want to do.

00:51:31.060 And, of course, Coney, Montana.

00:51:33.780 Oh, I love that.

00:51:35.080 You know, after talking to my team, you know, usually this is how a special works.

00:51:39.260 Okay.

00:51:39.440 A comedian goes on the road for three years with the same material.

00:51:43.440 And then after he's done with that, then he shoot that as a special.

00:51:47.340 That's the routine.

00:51:49.380 You know, but my team, I kind of like want to do something different.

00:51:52.680 Do film something I've never done.

00:51:55.020 no material you know just

00:51:56.600 not much go off the top of my head but like you know

00:51:59.080 write some material and then you know

00:52:01.140 cause my fan just been used to that

00:52:02.820 crazy Michael Blackson

00:52:04.680 let him get to know the real Michael Blackson

00:52:06.720 so I kinda wanna do something different which is

00:52:09.200 like write some

00:52:10.860 write some material just for the special

00:52:12.860 cause usually the special is stuff you've been doing for 3-4

00:52:15.260 years you know so

00:52:16.640 that's why it's gonna take me a little bit longer than I

00:52:19.040 anticipated because I'm not gonna be doing something

00:52:21.220 I've been doing that I already know works

00:52:22.920 you know i mean i've been telling jokes for 20 something years and i've never done a special so

00:52:27.920 i could just go back and just think of all my funny old moments and put them together and just

00:52:32.800 shoot it but instead i want to do something i've never done before which is sick would you ever

00:52:37.000 get in the ring yeah you have to look dude you look you look hard yeah i just looks are deceiving 0.73

00:52:44.060 dog i'm not i can't i press charges i don't fight um um you know what you know the funny

00:52:52.200 thing about it when me and kevin was beefing i would have went in the ring with him because 0.88

00:52:56.100 sometimes when you're angry somebody angry at you and they're talking shit about you you know 0.98

00:52:59.120 you don't care what was and then i thought about it i'm like this guy been fucking this guy lives 0.99

00:53:03.140 in the gym man oh yeah he probably beat the shit out of me he also boxes as well yeah he had a 0.99

00:53:08.440 fight you know but he's also like two feet tall so i mean i'll go for the face he's probably gonna 0.99

00:53:12.780 go for my balls it's gonna be an ugly fight what do you think about these guys have you seen any 0.95

00:53:18.160 their stuff have you seen his uh did you fight floyd or something yeah did he paid did he pay 0.99

00:53:23.940 you to lose no he didn't pay him at all he didn't pay me i wish he'd pay me oh you didn't get paid

00:53:29.700 at all i got i got paid a little bit not like you should have got like i should have gotten paid no

00:53:33.940 i'm missing i'm out a few million for real yeah yeah and i was your brother that snatched his

00:53:40.220 hat or something yeah so jake took his hat okay and then jake is also a boxer and he's had some

00:53:46.280 Pretty big

00:53:47.960 So is that your only loss was Floyd

00:53:50.300 No I didn't lose

00:53:52.340 It was an exhibition

00:53:53.740 So there's no loser

00:53:55.520 There's no losing exhibition

00:53:56.900 So you both are winners it's like a tie

00:53:59.900 I mean bro I'm gonna be honest with you

00:54:01.960 It's not a good feeling it's like tongue kissing your sister or something

00:54:04.380 It's not a great feeling 0.99

00:54:05.920 Who said that this fucking Eagles coach said that 1.00

00:54:08.320 Oh he said tongue kissing your grandmother 1.00

00:54:10.180 Or your sister it's not a great feeling

00:54:11.560 Oh cause they had that one tie

00:54:14.140 You know that one tie 1.00

00:54:15.020 It's like kissing your sisters.

00:54:18.040 I don't know if it's like that.

00:54:20.000 I don't know.

00:54:21.160 No, because I don't know.

00:54:23.920 I think I won that fight.

00:54:26.320 I think I won.

00:54:27.720 What do Floyd think?

00:54:29.440 He didn't knock out a YouTuber in eight rounds.

00:54:32.840 You think he was really trying to knock you out?

00:54:34.600 Yeah.

00:54:35.220 For real.

00:54:35.700 He guaranteed it.

00:54:36.660 He guaranteed a knockout in our press conference.

00:54:38.640 So, like, I don't know if there's a world where you can take away from that fight that

00:54:44.580 Floyd won

00:54:45.140 Floyd's my homie

00:54:46.520 He's a cool dude

00:54:47.640 Tell him to pay me bro

00:54:48.980 How much you owe you?

00:54:50.560 Probably

00:54:50.960 Probably between two and three

00:54:52.340 Yeah

00:54:52.960 You got it on you by any chance?

00:54:54.760 Maybe you can just

00:54:55.220 Lend it out

00:54:56.520 I have in Nigeria money

00:54:57.720 Two to three

00:54:58.760 I'll take it

00:54:59.200 I'll give you

00:55:00.120 Two

00:55:00.640 Ten million in Nigeria money

00:55:02.380 That's about

00:55:03.320 Eleven hundred dollars

00:55:04.420 Do you

00:55:07.920 Do you ever miss

00:55:08.620 You know

00:55:09.900 Where

00:55:11.140 Where you come from 1.00

00:55:12.000 Like do

00:55:12.380 Do you love it here all the time

00:55:13.920 What is it that you like the most about America?

00:55:15.780 You know, since I've been going back often lately,

00:55:20.160 now that I'm successful and I have money, you know,

00:55:23.760 I enjoy going because when I go home, it's like peace of mind.

00:55:27.240 I'm not telling no jokes.

00:55:28.520 I even got a crib out there, and I relax and eat my African food

00:55:32.400 all day, every day, you know.

00:55:36.300 But the money's here, so I got to come back and make money.

00:55:39.680 You know what I mean?

00:55:40.360 I'm using you guys for your money, man.

00:55:42.000 No, it's fine, bro.

00:55:42.720 Good, bro.

00:55:43.520 Good.

00:55:43.920 Do you ever look at your life and wonder how you got here?

00:55:47.360 Yeah, I do.

00:55:48.100 I was just doing that.

00:55:48.980 I just made this post the other day.

00:55:50.600 And I was, you know, in summer of 1989, I moved to Philadelphia from Newark, New Jersey.

00:55:57.840 We came to the States, me and my mother and my two younger sisters.

00:56:02.760 We moved.

00:56:04.340 We lived in Newark, New Jersey, lived in people's basement.

00:56:07.740 Then we lived in a shelter home.

00:56:09.700 And then my mother had some friends, some other African friends that lived in Philly

00:56:13.080 and say, hey, Philly is cheaper, you know, you guys come out there. 0.73

00:56:15.880 So we came to Philly, this was sum of 89.

00:56:18.500 And then, you know, she got this three-bedroom,

00:56:21.020 royal house, three-bedroom, $300 a month.

00:56:24.380 I finally got my own room for the first time, you know.

00:56:27.400 And then I got a job at Domino's Pizza.

00:56:30.080 That was my first job delivering pizzas on a bike.

00:56:33.200 I was like 15, 16 years old, you know.

00:56:36.580 And just the other day, all this just came to me,

00:56:38.800 and I'm sitting in my house.

00:56:40.000 I see y'all sitting in first class on a plane. 0.95

00:56:41.440 And I'm like, damn, I just started thinking about where I came from. 0.82

00:56:43.980 From, like, no home to, like, homes everywhere almost, you know. 0.97

00:56:47.380 Yeah, sometimes I do sit back and see God's blessing.

00:56:50.280 It's weird, no?

00:56:51.160 Yeah.

00:56:51.920 It was a little weird, man, how things, you know.

00:56:54.860 And then I look back at some of the guys that I went to school with 0.79

00:56:57.580 and still, like, bums and not doing nothing.

00:56:59.640 And I'm like, you guys live in the greatest country in the world.

00:57:02.620 You can be anything you want to be.

00:57:04.140 You can put your mind to it.

00:57:05.280 You know, even if I wasn't doing a stand-up comedy,

00:57:08.380 I would have probably owned Domino's Pizza.

00:57:10.100 you know you can work at mcdonald's and learn how to own mcdonald's and still be a millionaire you

00:57:14.380 can be successful in anything you be a landscaper find out you can own your own landscaping company

00:57:19.020 and be such you just have find out how you get to the top in everything you do it's true it's true

00:57:23.140 it's really true man so there's if you're in america there's no excuse i i think i think

00:57:27.240 did we talk about this the other day though the the one excuse that i think actually makes sense

00:57:32.880 is by the time people realize that you you can do anything and like right now we're seeing it

00:57:38.400 We're really seeing people kind of just like snap their fingers. 0.95

00:57:41.600 And again, because of the phone and the internet, they're making shit happen. 0.95

00:57:44.760 But I think for a lot of people, they feel like it might be too late, right? 0.94

00:57:50.740 You have the family.

00:57:52.920 You've made the commitment to the house that you just bought when working a job that you

00:57:56.820 don't really love when you always love this hobby on the side, but it didn't seem like

00:58:00.420 it could make you money or it could provide a means of success.

00:58:04.260 And so I think people are afraid to

00:58:06.780 Unwire their lives

00:58:08.600 To try the thing

00:58:10.660 That's an excuse, leave the family 0.98

00:58:11.980 And that's why when I went back to Africa

00:58:15.120 I chose to do a school

00:58:16.420 Because I'm more concerned about the new kids

00:58:18.640 Bingo, bingo, I love that 1.00

00:58:20.180 I can't do shit with these old motherfuckers 1.00

00:58:22.300 You all set in your own ways 1.00

00:58:23.480 You can if we make the right statements to them

00:58:26.980 And that's why I think it's important

00:58:28.120 You got a friend where we talk about old people bro

00:58:29.380 I think that's 1.00

00:58:30.380 Hey you leave my people alone

00:58:33.580 no but i i think it's important that the point that you were bringing up which is just like

00:58:37.620 dude it's it really is never too i didn't make my first hundred thousand till i was 33 bro

00:58:41.620 you know what i'm saying like when i was when i was single no kid at one time very young hearted

00:58:49.560 very young hearted yeah you know what i'm saying but i'm just saying like dude like

00:58:52.340 it's just really not too late bro it never is there's there's way there's ways to work around

00:58:57.040 it there's there's night schools there's there's hustles there's side hustles there's put your 0.94

00:59:01.700 kids to bed and go go hit online learn e-com there's a million ways to fucking do it and and 0.93

00:59:07.300 you know on the contrary it does take a lot of things to create this concoction that we call 0.97

00:59:13.100 success it's not just like oh i was a hard worker bro there's a million people out there that work

00:59:18.720 just as hard as you do and they're never gonna fucking make it there's there's there's a bunch 0.94

00:59:22.760 of things that need to come together timing luck network hard work execution all that shit 0.98

00:59:28.240 You got to be chosen, too, man. 0.99

00:59:30.280 These men are celebrities.

00:59:31.540 I think stars are born.

00:59:33.960 You can't try to be something.

00:59:36.140 You know, some people try to be comedians.

00:59:37.840 I'm like, if he wasn't born a comedian, you can't be a comedian.

00:59:42.540 So stars are born.

00:59:43.560 I think it's possible God chose people, too.

00:59:46.840 You know, anything is possible.

00:59:48.980 I mean, it's going to always be housekeepers.

00:59:51.340 You know, if he's trying to make it, who's going to be my housekeeper?

00:59:55.000 You know, somebody.

00:59:55.400 yeah but just be a yeah but just run a housekeeping business you know what i'm saying like like yeah

01:00:00.480 you got to start there you got to start as a housekeeper you got to start as a as a garbage

01:00:04.480 man or you got to start at this or that but by the give it five ten years and figure out how to

01:00:08.220 turn that thing into a hustle right you know what i'm saying be it i was just telling mike at the

01:00:12.420 gym i was like i i because we roast each other a lot we don't really like tell each other like

01:00:16.860 our feelings because they don't allow me to do it that much uh but i told mike today i was like dude

01:00:21.240 I look up to you a lot

01:00:22.500 like the way

01:00:23.200 he handles business 0.99

01:00:24.020 and gets shits together 0.99

01:00:24.920 like I really just 0.99

01:00:26.460 sit back and watch

01:00:27.240 the way he conducts

01:00:28.180 his things

01:00:28.680 and I understand

01:00:29.880 like Logan told me

01:00:31.080 this like a few years ago

01:00:32.440 he just watched

01:00:33.000 the way he works

01:00:33.580 and I did

01:00:34.400 and like I'm really

01:00:35.080 proud of you brother

01:00:35.660 for you to come from 0.94

01:00:36.580 like you didn't have

01:00:37.760 like a bad upbringing

01:00:38.720 but you had a little

01:00:39.600 hole in your life

01:00:40.380 where you kind of

01:00:41.040 could have just sat there

01:00:42.020 but the way you

01:00:42.920 pulled yourself from it 0.98

01:00:43.740 was ridiculous 0.86

01:00:44.340 he did drugs for 10 years 0.98

01:00:45.800 hard drugs

01:00:46.640 heroin

01:00:46.940 wrote a book about it

01:00:48.160 became a best selling author

01:00:49.300 wow

01:00:49.880 made a life for himself

01:00:51.040 Is now a YouTuber

01:00:51.840 So something along those lines

01:00:53.880 Dude

01:00:54.860 I mean

01:00:55.720 Hey

01:00:56.120 Logan's backhanded

01:00:57.460 That was funny

01:00:58.660 They come out of nowhere

01:00:59.780 That was funny

01:01:00.440 Nothing good comes overnight man

01:01:02.660 You know

01:01:03.000 Because I remember

01:01:03.640 At one point in my career

01:01:04.900 Like you know

01:01:05.820 I did the

01:01:06.360 My big break was next Friday

01:01:07.780 Came out in 2000

01:01:08.680 And then I was hot

01:01:09.820 For like five years

01:01:10.780 And then things

01:01:11.400 Just you know

01:01:12.700 Went down

01:01:13.200 You know

01:01:14.080 Fell off

01:01:14.660 If you want to call it

01:01:15.500 So I tried to come back to LA

01:01:16.660 And try to like

01:01:17.380 Make things happen

01:01:18.520 Nothing happened

01:01:19.180 I went back home

01:01:20.140 and then when social media came out boom i jumped on it and then yeah and back to life so crazy how

01:01:25.640 that works peaks and valleys yeah yeah career career your career is full of uh ups and downs

01:01:29.540 crests and troughs peaks and valleys whatever you want to call them waves and though and usually

01:01:33.680 knowing that you never see it but like until you until you get so accustomed to it being the fact

01:01:39.040 of the matter those troughs are always the most important times those times when you're down and 0.97

01:01:43.900 you're fucking sitting in the basement you're like how the fuck am i gonna pay rent this month 0.96

01:01:47.380 Or this is happening 1.00

01:01:49.180 Or that's happening

01:01:49.660 Those always end up

01:01:51.000 You end up looking back at those

01:01:52.000 And being like

01:01:52.340 Yo thank god

01:01:53.600 That happened to me

01:01:55.100 Because if that didn't happen to me

01:01:56.420 I never would have been where I am today

01:01:57.920 It just never would have happened

01:01:59.000 Dan Cook actually said something

01:02:00.460 That really registered with me

01:02:01.620 I've been thinking about it a lot

01:02:02.560 He goes

01:02:03.020 When people are at their down

01:02:04.100 They want to escape it

01:02:05.080 As quick as possible

01:02:06.040 He goes

01:02:06.740 But collect as much data down there

01:02:08.760 Because you learn a lot

01:02:09.980 And I was like 1.00

01:02:10.360 Oh fuck 0.99

01:02:10.740 I never really thought about it that way 1.00

01:02:12.000 Yep

01:02:12.440 Yep

01:02:13.420 You ever have a moment where 0.99

01:02:14.780 Shit was dark 1.00

01:02:16.800 Don't say dark around me 1.00

01:02:18.940 I've been dark my whole life

01:02:20.000 No more dark jokes

01:02:22.020 I was born in the dark

01:02:25.800 I was born at midnight

01:02:26.800 Go ahead

01:02:29.140 You ever have a moment where

01:02:31.760 When things weren't going so well

01:02:33.000 When things looked not so bright

01:02:36.380 You did it again 1.00

01:02:39.020 You guys are too white for these jokes 1.00

01:02:42.760 I'm telling you bro 1.00

01:02:43.720 No I gave him permission 0.99

01:02:46.100 just like where shit looked bleak you looked around you're like damn i got bills to pay like 0.99

01:02:51.640 i i i fell off whatever the fuck that means right like uh it is i mean it was a long long time ago 0.99

01:02:58.600 i remember when i you know i started down when i was at 15 years old answering phones delivering 0.68

01:03:05.300 pieces learning the store becoming a manager i was running the store at about 20 years old

01:03:10.080 i was running the store hiring and firing and that's when stand-up started i started doing

01:03:14.480 stand-up and then i remember i took stand-up a little bit more serious and never get rid of your

01:03:19.500 day job till you're ready you know so i was um at one day i'm on one day um i left to come to new

01:03:28.500 york i was in philly came to new york to do some show my assistant manager did not show up to work

01:03:33.260 and it happened to be this the day that the managers the owners of domino's happened to go

01:03:38.640 into the store that day nobody did ruin the store i got fired it was a it wasn't a corporate store

01:03:43.400 was a franchise they could do whatever they want to do terminated me uh you know at that i was

01:03:49.280 making big 20 000 a year back then this is like 1995 something like that making like 20 grand a

01:03:57.260 year i lost 20 000 a year job you know had to um my car got repossessed had to leave my apartment

01:04:03.800 moved back back to my mother you know spending my little savings that i had saved up down to my last

01:04:09.980 fifteen hundred dollars i took it and bought a car so i could use this car and try to find another

01:04:15.460 job car cost me thirteen hundred dollars i'm down to two hundred dollars alternator go back on car 0.85

01:04:22.540 you know i'm like fuck i'm i remember going to pep boys back then it was like right before my 0.96

01:04:29.080 credit started getting bad you know so i had good credit at that moment it was still alive a little 0.99

01:04:33.880 bit you know i wrote a check i know i didn't have the money for the fucking thing i wrote a check 0.95

01:04:38.780 for alternator you know um took the alternator to somebody else to put it in because pep boys 0.96

01:04:47.160 wanted like 124 dollars to put it in so i went to this private mechanic to put it in

01:04:51.820 and then when they put it in they have to give you the old one back and old one's kind of like

01:04:56.100 you had a real refund back at pep boys for it this is a four torres 1989 four torres what i had

01:05:02.960 at that moment so I remember

01:05:05.020 and then

01:05:05.740 and the guy put the alternator 1.00

01:05:08.800 and I'm like I ain't got money to pay this motherfucker 0.99

01:05:10.500 I found a way to get in the car and drive off 1.00

01:05:13.020 oh shit 0.99

01:05:13.920 drove off with the car 1.00

01:05:15.900 took the old shit back to Pepp Boys 0.99

01:05:18.800 got a little bit of money back and then it bounced 0.99

01:05:20.800 and it checked bounced I got all my shit done for free 0.99

01:05:22.940 oh damn 0.99

01:05:23.560 I was just thinking about that the other day 0.99

01:05:25.960 god damn I was down to nothing 0.98

01:05:28.120 and to be where I am today 0.99

01:05:30.220 is like you know

01:05:31.180 crazy and i'm on with my car i had my car that got repossessed was a 1991 honda excel

01:05:39.760 i remember i just lost a job at domino's i'm working a temporary job at rickle rickle is like

01:05:45.620 the old home depot you know i mean it was still called rickle's where you guys way before your

01:05:51.460 time your father knows about rickle so i remember working there like overnight as a temporary job

01:05:56.120 all of a sudden i look outside my car is gone and i'm like i'm calling the police like this 0.98

01:06:00.640 might steal my car doesn't know your car got repossessed oh shit but i knew it was coming 0.92

01:06:05.300 somehow somewhere you know yeah it was it was and then since then i think i've went down in life 0.98

01:06:10.700 twice so i remember all that happening i remember working my way back up you know i ended up like

01:06:17.180 doing some show on hbo called hbo snaps it was like roasting people you know it's like a mama

01:06:22.820 joke show it had like monique and ricky smiley and you know tracy morgan was on that this is like

01:06:29.520 1995, 96, something like that.

01:06:33.260 So, you know, I remember probably making a couple of, you know,

01:06:35.680 maybe $1,000, $1,500 from that, and I was slowly coming back.

01:06:40.220 And then the best thing that happened to me after that

01:06:44.840 was I got a job for the airlines.

01:06:46.660 I got an airline job, which was cool because I get to fly for free.

01:06:50.900 So now I'm going to fly to a town to do a show.

01:06:53.440 I'm like, hey, put me on a show, man.

01:06:54.640 You don't got to fly, man.

01:06:55.440 I'll get myself there.

01:06:56.220 Just give my little $300.

01:06:57.140 and i started building myself back up and got all the way back up and so to buy my first house at

01:07:04.120 like $82,500 in philly had like a $500 mortgage you know and then went from that and like saved

01:07:11.720 up like $200,000 just and because in between that the movie next friday came out and then i was

01:07:17.860 making $2,500 and saving all my money and i worked my way back up and then boom then i said okay it's

01:07:25.120 time to move up to like something bigger than i went got my first big house i built it in delaware

01:07:30.180 you know 2008 why delaware because it's right outside of philly okay so when you build up when

01:07:36.000 you kind of like make it in philly you're gonna build a house in jersey suburban pennsylvania

01:07:40.440 or like delaware got it jersey pennsylvania the tax on a half a million dollar house like almost 0.94

01:07:46.320 twenty thousand dollars a year yeah i'm like fuck that you mean if after i pay this house up i got 0.98

01:07:50.480 you get motherfuckers 20 000 every year delaware is a no tax state yep so you just pay like a school 0.99

01:07:55.240 tax of like three thousand four thousand dollars that's why i chose delaware and then i worked my 0.99

01:08:00.260 way back up got that house and then boom the economy got fucked up in 2008 oh it's right

01:08:05.620 around that and i had to like you know my 200 000 window down to like 15 000 and i had to work my 0.89

01:08:13.120 way back up when social media came out and now fuck that there's no going back now i'm like way 0.92

01:08:18.720 I mean I'm wearing it I could never 0.99

01:08:21.000 Not unless I start smoking crack

01:08:22.920 Every day and gambling 1.00

01:08:24.860 Every fucking day there is no way 0.99

01:08:27.100 I could be good back then 0.99

01:08:28.200 Him and Mike dude I'm telling you 0.99

01:08:30.860 This shit's real nice bro 0.99

01:08:32.260 Yeah man 0.99

01:08:34.800 I had the moments man when I'm 0.98

01:08:36.600 Fucking I'm like 0.97

01:08:38.040 How am I gonna pay for this alternator to get put in 1.00

01:08:40.840 I'm just gonna drive off

01:08:42.480 What about on the flip side

01:08:45.340 What's the best thing that's ever happened in your life 0.99

01:08:47.380 whole fucking life dude 0.99

01:08:48.860 number one 0.99

01:08:50.280 I don't like talking too much about money man

01:08:54.620 because I got a baby mother

01:08:56.080 that I'm still on child support 1.00

01:08:57.960 she'll record that shit 1.00

01:08:59.040 she'll take a tape 1.00

01:09:01.200 47 minutes 0.99

01:09:02.720 she'll take this recording to the judge

01:09:06.280 I got like two and a half years left

01:09:08.100 of child support 1.00

01:09:09.000 she'll take everything

01:09:10.340 in two and a half years I'm going to come and tell you guys how successful I am

01:09:13.680 say something sweet like the birth of 0.99

01:09:16.120 like one of your children oh something nice all right that's sweet let me see shit them kids are 1.00

01:09:21.600 costing me money so let me see fuck him he's like he's like i wanted to put that in the worst 1.00

01:09:27.280 you know what what was really the i think the best feeling what you know going back to the 1.00

01:09:34.300 village where i came from when i had nothing and now like the whole country's looking up to me

01:09:40.020 because i'm building a school you know so that that's give me a good feeling yeah that's cool

01:09:45.580 You like giving back

01:09:47.420 Giving back

01:09:48.120 And I think that's what makes America so great

01:09:51.800 Americans are very giving people

01:09:53.880 You know a lot of these third world countries 1.00

01:09:56.140 You know they're selfish and just care about themselves 1.00

01:09:58.360 And they wonder why they never make it

01:10:00.240 You know and America

01:10:01.800 One thing that would make this country great

01:10:03.860 You guys give

01:10:04.860 You know what I'm saying

01:10:06.020 Some people

01:10:07.400 Overall a country rise

01:10:10.140 And that's why America is

01:10:12.040 It might not be the richest country

01:10:14.220 is the greatest country freedom and peace of mind and this and that i mean you know there's still

01:10:18.920 some rules you know whatever but i was gonna ask your your your take is really interesting because

01:10:23.840 you can definitely acknowledge and do acknowledge america for what it's done for your life what it

01:10:29.760 can do for for people who are coming to this country but uh the state of america right now

01:10:34.740 is a little it is wishy-washy it's still better than a lot of other places you know um and i mean

01:10:41.340 is it is what it is man you know i mean everybody got a problem with trying a problem with biting

01:10:46.540 everybody got probably everybody can you know i mean go to another country and then you know what

01:10:52.460 i'm going back to america you know what i'm saying at the end of the day it is not that bad i mean

01:10:56.540 look at i mean look at russia what's happened with with griner it's like it's insane dude it's i mean

01:11:01.020 for vapes man luckily she didn't have cocaine can you imagine what to do probably probably

01:11:06.460 Oh, she should be, yeah, she should be in jail forever. 1.00

01:11:08.420 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:11:08.760 Or, yeah, ever worse.

01:11:09.860 But it does also, like, bring up, like, bring attention back to the situation here.

01:11:14.340 Because we got a lot of people in jail for weed here.

01:11:16.340 Right now, a lot of people, dude.

01:11:17.800 A lot of people.

01:11:18.640 That's crazy.

01:11:19.300 That's insane.

01:11:20.060 Dude, we got people.

01:11:20.640 We got people doing life.

01:11:22.180 I thought when they made weed legal, they released out of jail.

01:11:26.000 No, it didn't happen.

01:11:26.600 I don't know how they don't, though.

01:11:27.880 I know.

01:11:28.520 Are they planning on taking it? 0.99

01:11:29.600 Are they going to let them out?

01:11:30.360 They have to.

01:11:31.160 There's been some stuff happening.

01:11:32.760 I think they've been, like, re-examining certain cases.

01:11:36.460 And, like, dude, like, you've got a lot of, you know, like, make no mistake, our prison system targets socioeconomic people, people in poor social socioeconomic and is slightly racial, you know, system.

01:11:48.960 Right. And so but there are a lot of people that are being start cases starting to be reexamined and people are starting to get left out who had like life cases for life sentences for like a ten dollar bag of weed.

01:11:58.340 You know, it'll be it'll have been like maybe their third strike or second strike and they had done something like before it.

01:12:03.840 But then they got caught with a 20 bag of weed

01:12:06.020 And they're in jail in Louisiana for life

01:12:07.900 And Kim Kardashian's actually been doing a lot of work 0.78

01:12:10.420 On working with those kind of people

01:12:12.380 And having those cases re-examined

01:12:13.740 Do you think they're going to smoke weed if they ever come out

01:12:15.820 Or are they going to be traumatized

01:12:16.860 Because it's legal now

01:12:18.140 You just got to be careful 0.99

01:12:21.200 When you leave America man

01:12:22.940 You got to be careful where you're going

01:12:25.180 Where you have on you

01:12:26.240 That's the biggest thing

01:12:28.660 We got to pay attention

01:12:30.060 We're not invisible 0.99

01:12:31.500 we're not you know they don't give a fuck 0.97

01:12:33.660 in other countries about what the 0.99

01:12:35.080 you know you're being a brat or you're doing

01:12:37.540 whatever you want to do I mean Thailand

01:12:39.460 was one of my favorite

01:12:41.340 one of my this movie you guys saw what's it called

01:12:43.260 Broke Down Palace yeah yeah of course yeah 0.96

01:12:45.100 she goes to jail for she gets life 1.00

01:12:46.900 for uh for well they 1.00

01:12:49.220 muleed her right like it wasn't even her 1.00

01:12:50.900 wasn't her shit it wasn't her shit right 1.00

01:12:52.700 but that happens it's crazy 1.00

01:12:55.380 dude you got to realize that and this is just

01:12:57.180 another testament to the quality of America

01:12:59.400 it's like you go to some of these countries

01:13:01.280 And you go in thinking to yourself

01:13:03.760 Like no I have rights

01:13:05.000 No you don't

01:13:06.020 You have no rights

01:13:07.300 Like yo you go to Russia

01:13:08.460 Your rights are gone

01:13:09.300 Your rights don't exist 0.98

01:13:10.160 You go to China 1.00

01:13:10.900 Your rights don't exist homie 1.00

01:13:12.800 Like you don't have rights 1.00

01:13:14.080 And it's not like those other countries

01:13:15.940 I mean in my continent

01:13:17.140 You just pay your way through everything 1.00

01:13:18.580 Yeah bride countries 1.00

01:13:19.820 Yeah but also

01:13:20.540 A lot of people don't like Americans

01:13:22.400 Because they think that they can just do whatever they want

01:13:24.240 Like I know

01:13:25.080 Like in Singapore

01:13:26.140 You can't even chew gum

01:13:27.160 I think it's like a $250,000

01:13:28.380 Or maybe a spit gum

01:13:29.580 You can't drop it

01:13:30.280 You can split it

01:13:31.260 No, no, I don't think

01:13:32.900 $250,000

01:13:33.820 No, no, I think you cannot bring gum into their board

01:13:37.020 So there's no gum in the country?

01:13:38.100 No, you can't buy it

01:13:39.060 You sure you want to lay in that bed right now?

01:13:40.860 I just want to make sure you want to do that

01:13:43.360 No, I want to run with it

01:13:45.640 I want to run with it

01:13:46.260 I heard something like that

01:13:49.240 Chewing gum is banned in Singapore

01:13:52.120 Under the regulation of imports and exports

01:13:55.040 George A

01:13:56.500 Yes

01:13:58.140 He got

01:13:58.900 While the table is not stable, brother

01:14:01.100 My guy got one

01:14:02.300 What kind of show is this

01:14:03.020 You guys got me on

01:14:03.760 He's the new guy

01:14:05.760 He's the new guy 1.00

01:14:06.500 A male twerker 1.00

01:14:07.980 He just twerked 1.00

01:14:10.940 Damn no gum in Singapore 0.99

01:14:12.280 I don't know what that was 0.99

01:14:13.220 Yeah

01:14:13.520 He twerked to you guys

01:14:14.700 Not to me

01:14:15.200 Yeah no

01:14:15.760 He wouldn't point that thing at you

01:14:17.300 That's it bro

01:14:18.240 Sorry

01:14:18.540 Sorry about the ending there

01:14:20.620 Yeah

01:14:20.960 I'm traumatized now man

01:14:23.080 This is the only thing

01:14:24.260 I remember from your show 1.00

01:14:25.080 A fucking guy twerking 1.00

01:14:26.400 And a 1.00

01:14:28.240 Iraqi guy twerking 1.00

01:14:29.480 In my face 1.00

01:14:30.840 what do you have coming up

01:14:32.860 what should they

01:14:33.360 I'm on

01:14:34.620 I'm on tour

01:14:35.460 I have a new tour

01:14:36.860 this fall

01:14:37.280 that comes out

01:14:37.860 called We Outside Tour

01:14:39.060 starring me

01:14:40.060 and Tony Rock

01:14:41.560 Corey Holcomb

01:14:42.540 you got

01:14:43.440 Bill Bellamy

01:14:45.660 will Coney Montana

01:14:46.640 be there

01:14:47.120 Coney Montana

01:14:48.120 be there

01:14:48.780 that's right 1.00

01:14:49.580 selling illegal booty shots 0.92

01:14:51.120 fantastic

01:14:51.760 right

01:14:52.520 and then I'm working

01:14:53.040 on Coney Montana

01:14:53.780 maybe you do a cameo

01:14:54.860 in there

01:14:55.060 would you want to

01:14:55.540 I'd love to

01:14:56.060 that'd be fun

01:14:57.420 give me something good

01:14:58.720 I'll give you something good

01:14:59.440 give me something good

01:14:59.900 I'll figure something

01:15:00.580 really good

01:15:01.120 for you to do

01:15:01.600 quick though

01:15:02.100 like a quick seal

01:15:02.860 oh yeah 0.99

01:15:03.180 you're shot right away 0.69

01:15:04.640 come for a day 0.98

01:15:05.240 yeah you're gonna 0.86

01:15:06.120 definitely die 0.77

01:15:07.480 light me up 0.96

01:15:09.600 light me the fuck up 0.74

01:15:10.900 Coney Montana 1.00

01:15:11.880 man I got you

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