Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E345 Logan Paul Fires Co-Hosts, Exposes New Girlfriend, Bashes Deji VS. Mayweather

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00:02:12.280 He's like, you want to get out of here like now?

00:02:13.860 And she's like, yeah. 1.00

00:02:15.120 Shut up! 1.00

00:02:16.340 Shut the f*** up! 1.00

00:02:18.220 What are you f***ing talking about? 1.00

00:02:21.580 Easy, Mike. 1.00

00:02:22.080 F***, Mike, Mike. 1.00

00:02:29.140 i see you taking a selfie yourself looking at your eyes looking at your little red beard 1.00

00:02:34.640 looking at your little log little log making you look like you're about to go cut wood type person

00:02:39.880 i'll tell you what you look like put your phone away you look like i'll save you all the time in 0.99

00:02:45.360 trouble buddy this is a boys only episode we don't got time for your garbage all right welcome back 0.97

00:02:49.560 to impulsive the number one podcast in the world thank you guys for listening watching viewing and

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00:03:02.520 you listening to this episode uh and you know it's gonna be a wild episode today we got boys

00:03:07.660 only and there's a lot to talk about we have not had a boys only in a while feels good i gotta be

00:03:12.020 honest with you guys and it feels good that uh you're not actually fired and you are still the

00:03:18.360 co-host of impulsive yeah i wasn't sure i wasn't sure the internet was ablaze yesterday there was a

00:03:23.100 There was a lot of arguing going on.

00:03:24.500 We had social media posts going out.

00:03:26.600 Yeah, people thought I actually fired you guys.

00:03:28.900 It was because Spencer and Mac were both in Puerto Rico at the same time.

00:03:33.340 And I was like, this is hilarious.

00:03:34.540 Let's cause some noise.

00:03:35.800 And also, listen, audience, I love y'all. 1.00

00:03:39.520 But sometimes you got to be fucked with. 1.00

00:03:41.420 Sometimes you got to get got. 1.00

00:03:42.700 And some people bought into it.

00:03:43.840 I'm just playing.

00:03:44.460 It's a little ruse.

00:03:45.500 I had messages all day yesterday.

00:03:48.360 Hey, Mike, what's it feel like to get kicked off the show? 0.99

00:03:52.660 you know what i said bitch i am the show oh wow oh but you probably know that by now and i want 0.98

00:04:00.520 to give you a message real quick logan paul okay right we've done close to 400 episodes together 0.97

00:04:06.180 you know we've seen it all we've had jokes sad moments ups and downs

00:04:10.080 what you did yesterday was unacceptable oh my god okay and i will say this you will respect me

00:04:17.920 You will believe in me

00:04:20.700 But more than anything else

00:04:22.660 Oh

00:04:24.140 You're taking the power back into your own hands 0.98

00:04:26.880 You're gonna get naked 1.00

00:04:28.060 You're gonna show me your dick as retribution 1.00

00:04:30.080 What are you doing 1.00

00:04:31.600 Acknowledge me 1.00

00:04:32.900 No this motherfucker 1.00

00:04:34.600 Can't even 1.00

00:04:36.180 Acknowledge me 1.00

00:04:39.840 Shut the fuck up 1.00

00:04:41.160 Get your dick out of my face 1.00

00:04:43.940 You wore a Roman Reigns shirt 1.00

00:04:46.120 Just to spite me 1.00

00:04:47.080 You're a real piece of shit, Mark. 1.00

00:04:48.800 You want to play games with your boys? 1.00

00:04:51.020 Well, you'll learn again about who your real boys are

00:04:53.320 because now I am Team Roman Reigns.

00:04:57.140 It's really disappointing.

00:04:58.780 I got a message too, Mike, from neighbor Susie.

00:05:01.260 What is it?

00:05:02.940 Just saw Mike is off your impulsive show

00:05:05.120 and Mac and Spencer are on instead.

00:05:07.780 You were always the star and it always bugged me

00:05:09.660 that Mike was trying to overshadow you in conversation.

00:05:13.020 Disgusted emoji face. 0.99

00:05:14.200 i didn't even respond because i didn't know how to be like suzy you got got that was a joke she's 1.00

00:05:20.560 she's um she didn't hold back huh she didn't even wait to see if it was i know she just goes

00:05:25.920 hey siri text logan paul how do you first of all two things i want to get off my chest one uh i'm

00:05:33.420 just waiting for the day to get fired okay like in real life i'm totally okay with it i already

00:05:38.380 have backups my dad has a liquor

00:05:40.420 store I'm ready to go back

00:05:41.620 the second one is the fact that you

00:05:44.340 probably practiced taking your shirt off

00:05:46.320 and having it take so long

00:05:48.340 I realized that 1.00

00:05:50.600 you having sex and talking shit 1.00

00:05:52.420 to the girl just wait time 1.00

00:05:53.400 man forgot how to use buttons

00:05:58.580 I realized that I should have been

00:06:00.420 unbuttoning it as I delivered the rest

00:06:02.220 but I was neighbor Susie has always 1.00

00:06:04.460 hated me she

00:06:05.740 doesn't like me and one 1.00

00:06:08.140 Oh, is she still neighbor Susie because we're not next door to her?

00:06:11.160 What I'll say is this.

00:06:12.060 She's just Susie.

00:06:12.720 Neighbor Susie, I understand why you don't like me. 0.67

00:06:17.680 She drives around in that Buick. 0.90

00:06:19.240 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:06:19.640 Get her, Mike.

00:06:20.200 All day long. 1.00

00:06:21.180 I don't know where the hell she's going in that thing. 1.00

00:06:23.540 She just drives up and down the street. 1.00

00:06:25.740 And the only intent she has is to have a good, long-winded conversation.

00:06:33.060 And I have done it.

00:06:35.060 Susie, I want to take a moment to apologize to you.

00:06:37.040 i did a terrible job i always made believe i was going somewhere i was i never had anywhere to go

00:06:41.700 i could have sat and talked to you about everything under the sun dude oh and and yet i still vacated 0.98

00:06:47.900 every time you rolled that 1997 buick window down and i regret it every fucking day now well you 0.94

00:06:53.680 could be there for a while and you got things to do we walked out of a mall uh once like wall of 0.96

00:06:58.160 america and this dude right in front of mike like not like mike was all the way over there like right

00:07:02.320 in front of me goes hey man can i get a picture with just you and i go yeah okay and i thought

00:07:06.880 it was a joke he goes yeah i don't want one mike and i was like oh this is obviously it doesn't 0.89

00:07:10.080 no it does takes a picture goes all right man and just fucking looks at mike and then walks away 0.83

00:07:14.740 and i go oh wow he really didn't like michael is a favorite flavor of ice cream he's some people's 0.96

00:07:21.380 favorite flavor of ice cream he's other people's worst flavor no but but it's one thing that i've

00:07:25.800 noticed about this show every one of us has a separate uh fan group yeah on the show some 0.99

00:07:32.400 people love me virgin christians addict crackheads no or like older people hockey motherfuckers yeah 0.98

00:07:38.240 exactly exactly because we've all seen it we've we've we've all had happen like people were like 0.98

00:07:42.620 oh i want a picture no let's take a picture with the group no i don't want a picture i want a

00:07:45.260 picture with so one thing i've realized is you got to just stay true to yourself the people that 1.00

00:07:49.360 fuck with you and this is for all you guys watching this the people that fuck with you 1.00

00:07:52.420 fuck with you the people that don't don't yeah don't cater your shit to anybody don't change 1.00

00:07:55.900 anything that you're doing we got a working system here and these three hosts are staying 1.00

00:08:00.520 on the show as long as I have anything to say

00:08:02.520 about it. Aw. Cool.

00:08:04.780 Well, at least two of us. I always

00:08:06.720 feel like I'm replaceable. No, I was talking about me

00:08:08.620 and George. I was talking about me and you. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

00:08:11.000 Fuck, Logan. 1.00

00:08:12.840 I will walk from this episode. 1.00

00:08:14.800 Oh, what's going to happen? No NFT

00:08:16.400 talk? No fucking, no, oh, 1.00

00:08:18.440 guys, this is what happened to me today. Super, 0.99

00:08:20.680 super, like, I bet all of you guys deal with

00:08:22.500 this. I had three models talking to me. 1.00

00:08:24.360 Well, I have all this boatload of money, and I'm

00:08:26.420 trying to sell you guys all this NFT. This is everybody

00:08:28.480 at home. Fuck you, dude. 1.00

00:08:30.360 we're not relating to you at all at all you know who they relate to middle america christian 1.00

00:08:35.160 virgins crack middle eastern middle america christian virgins crackheads i i i will admit

00:08:40.580 i'm becoming out of touch uh i uh you know i'm becoming more and more relatable but it's an

00:08:45.820 effort i'm trying to to ground myself and i think i've found some some cheat codes to get back down

00:08:49.740 to earth i'm pretty grounded i like to stay humble because i've been humbled speaking of humbled uh

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00:09:45.620 so Deji's

00:09:48.640 flight in 44 Mayweather 0.99

00:09:49.860 how do you fucking deal with that 0.98

00:09:52.660 like I just went and I just 0.99

00:09:54.440 did this whole like dude I'm so proud of 0.98

00:09:56.240 what the fuck is happening who bought 0.97

00:09:58.520 tickets to this wait we're still proud 0.99

00:10:00.520 of Deji that hasn't changed no no no

00:10:02.300 Deji in my eyes just skyrocketed

00:10:04.640 to fight the best boxer in the world but

00:10:06.260 how did we get here how did we get here

00:10:08.280 how did we get here bro when he was fighting

00:10:10.280 Logan I was kind of like what's going on dude why is

00:10:12.420 this boxer fighting Logan now he's fighting Deji

00:10:14.380 is he broke

00:10:15.220 is Mayweather broke

00:10:16.520 are y'all new here

00:10:17.520 yeah

00:10:18.120 is he broke

00:10:19.040 yeah

00:10:19.480 he's broke

00:10:20.020 yes

00:10:20.880 that makes sense

00:10:21.700 no he's not

00:10:22.220 Jeff shaking his head

00:10:22.820 yes he is Jeff

00:10:23.900 Jeff

00:10:24.640 why is he doing these 1.00

00:10:26.000 bullshit fights 1.00

00:10:26.940 just to make money 1.00

00:10:28.800 why don't you

00:10:31.460 why don't you take a seat

00:10:33.200 manager Jeff

00:10:33.900 and tell us why

00:10:35.140 Floyd Mayweather

00:10:35.680 is taking random fights

00:10:36.700 let me ask you a question

00:10:37.860 just to delete him in

00:10:39.400 if you have

00:10:40.260 if you have a hundred

00:10:40.900 million dollar net worth

00:10:41.820 and somebody offers you

00:10:42.880 another twenty

00:10:43.760 Are you going to say, nah, I got 100 already?

00:10:45.720 No. 0.99

00:10:46.100 Okay, so what's the fucking question? 0.99

00:10:47.880 Homie's taking the bags, and the Deji bag is a big one, buddy. 0.99

00:10:52.700 Let me tell you something.

00:10:53.540 Let me tell you something.

00:10:54.560 I don't know.

00:10:55.340 Is it?

00:10:55.740 Dubai, yeah.

00:10:56.840 Maybe another 20, 30, 40.

00:10:59.480 Yeah, why not take that bag?

00:11:01.080 Zero.

00:11:01.380 I was going to say, Deji's cut of this fight has, my guess was.

00:11:05.080 Even if he pays him 700 grand.

00:11:06.700 My guess was 2.5%.

00:11:08.340 2.5%.

00:11:09.040 Put the mic closer to your mouth.

00:11:10.500 No percent.

00:11:11.540 You think Deji's doing this fight for free?

00:11:13.060 Would you?

00:11:13.760 You said you would.

00:11:14.780 I did say that, but I didn't.

00:11:16.600 You didn't.

00:11:17.300 But essentially, I did.

00:11:18.240 Do you think he'll move off of Deji if Deji's like, no, I need a million?

00:11:21.200 How would you feel if Deji just busted him off?

00:11:23.760 He's gonna.

00:11:24.340 Just like, all you hear is the announcement.

00:11:26.000 Like, oh, my God, look at all those right hands he's throwing.

00:11:28.400 Like, and he's hitting you where it hurts.

00:11:29.820 Like, he doesn't even use his hand. 1.00

00:11:31.480 He's just fucking. 1.00

00:11:32.320 Mayweather's leaking. 1.00

00:11:33.820 I got Deji in three.

00:11:35.920 You got Deji in three?

00:11:36.400 Deji's going to KO Mayweather for sure.

00:11:38.460 Oh, my God.

00:11:39.120 I don't know that he actually is doing it.

00:11:40.780 Oh, no.

00:11:41.360 Maybe he's good because we've sat with him.

00:11:44.060 No, I saw the flyer.

00:11:44.840 It has to happen.

00:11:45.500 I saw the flyer.

00:11:46.400 He got handed it.

00:11:47.560 He was at the grocery store.

00:11:48.640 Someone handed him a Deji Mayweather flyer.

00:11:49.800 They can't do that.

00:11:50.400 It's illegal.

00:11:50.880 You can't put something on a flyer and not let it happen.

00:11:52.340 We should do a case action lawsuit.

00:11:53.700 I will say something.

00:11:54.660 Floyd is very wishy-washy, as you know.

00:11:56.760 And when I was hearing rumblings about this fight,

00:11:59.800 I thought there's no way in hell this is going to happen.

00:12:03.480 But then I did see that flyer that was handed to me at the grocery store.

00:12:05.880 It's true.

00:12:06.540 And I'm thinking it might happen.

00:12:08.560 November 13th, KSI's low.

00:12:10.240 Bro, Deji, who has had quite an arc at this point,

00:12:13.820 now can add Floyd Mayweather to his resume?

00:12:15.840 I mean, bro, how does this happen?

00:12:18.440 How does this happen?

00:12:19.940 How does this happen, bro?

00:12:21.820 It started with, I thought it was a joke.

00:12:23.160 Did they offer it to KSI?

00:12:24.620 KSI was like, sorry, I'm doing this thing right now

00:12:26.020 where I'm not fighting boxers.

00:12:27.180 No.

00:12:28.200 Bro, if you think about it,

00:12:29.500 Deji can single-handedly uproot the entire tier system

00:12:32.860 of YouTube boxers with this one fight.

00:12:34.440 What do you mean? He did.

00:12:35.240 Like, no, stop.

00:12:36.120 Think about this for a second. 0.78

00:12:37.120 mayweather sees some big titty roller skating white girl in the audience takes his eyes off 1.00

00:12:43.640 the prize for one second roller skate edgy clocks this motherfucker dude straight in the jaw and 1.00

00:12:50.680 single-handedly edgy moves above jake paul above ksi to be the king of the influencer boxing arena 0.96

00:12:58.280 you guys think it can't happen but let me tell you something else david and goli i don't think 0.97

00:13:02.660 any of this shit can or can't happen. 0.97

00:13:04.980 Who are these people boxing? 0.99

00:13:06.760 Since when are you all boxers?

00:13:08.360 So don't tell me something can or can't happen 0.99

00:13:10.460 in this fucked up one day you're, 1.00

00:13:12.560 yo, what's good, Logang? 1.00

00:13:13.740 The next second you're beating up 0.99

00:13:15.180 fucking award-winning championship boxers. 1.00

00:13:17.800 There is no can't happen in this fucking world. 1.00

00:13:20.380 Deji's got my money. 1.00

00:13:21.380 Round four.

00:13:22.680 Game over.

00:13:24.680 Also, Deji is that guy,

00:13:27.200 I met him a few times.

00:13:28.520 Deji's the guy that you're like,

00:13:29.500 I want him to win in everything.

00:13:30.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:31.600 Everything he does.

00:13:32.340 Like, you give them a hug and you're like, dude, take my money.

00:13:34.440 I don't need this money.

00:13:35.660 You should have it.

00:13:36.460 Realistically, can I just bring us back to reality for one second?

00:13:39.180 Correct.

00:13:40.100 I will pay $10,000 to the person on this podcast who most accurately guesses how long and what happens in the Floyd Mayweather-Deggie fight.

00:13:48.160 $10,000?

00:13:48.640 Predictions, anyone?

00:13:49.400 Breaking the bank.

00:13:51.360 You're almost a billionaire off of this prime.

00:13:53.560 Hold on a second.

00:13:54.580 Almost.

00:13:55.120 Only counting horseshoes and hand grenades.

00:13:57.420 That's a great poll line. 0.99

00:13:58.420 hey guys 14 bucks goes to the fucking winner of uh bro what like how much money you want george 0.98

00:14:04.420 okay here's one it doesn't fucking happen i don't know they walk in and denji goes wait i don't want 0.98

00:14:09.080 to die in this ring and then just doesn't well it's well wait it's an exhibition correct same 0.89

00:14:13.180 same as yours so they're not they're not actively trying to kill each other okay like i would say

00:14:18.260 that that was happening in logan's that he was trying well some some would say other rounds

00:14:22.660 some would say that floyd was not fighting he could have put logan away easy peasy lemon squeezy

00:14:28.080 I don't agree.

00:14:28.920 I was sitting there front row.

00:14:31.440 I watched it after the first round.

00:14:33.600 And I was like, second, third, fourth.

00:14:36.540 He's trying.

00:14:37.600 Then it got a little further.

00:14:38.960 And I'm like, I don't want to lose to this.

00:14:41.320 So maybe I'm just going to not go as hard.

00:14:43.520 I only go off of what I hear.

00:14:46.060 And I heard Floyd Mayweather tell me that he guaranteed I would be knocked out on June 6th.

00:14:51.620 That didn't happen.

00:14:52.940 When you say something and it doesn't happen, you become discredited.

00:14:57.120 Okay.

00:14:57.560 He just quoted that he said you came to the dance to

00:15:01.520 To hug him

00:15:03.440 No, to like train but not actually dance

00:15:06.900 What?

00:15:08.800 Listen, I'm not a dancer

00:15:09.780 What does that even mean?

00:15:11.160 I took ballet and I don't even know what that means

00:15:13.060 They call boxing dancing, right?

00:15:14.380 It's a dancing partner

00:15:15.120 So they said Logan was there to practice

00:15:17.040 Not actually

00:15:17.860 Practice what?

00:15:18.560 Really dance

00:15:19.740 What's going to happen to Desi?

00:15:20.780 I want some real predictions

00:15:21.640 Alright, I go

00:15:22.500 Bro, let me put it like this

00:15:27.560 after that if if if if no it's not gonna be another big speech if Deji walks in there and

00:15:33.040 and and if there is no one in this world who can confidently predict that Deji is gonna win that

00:15:39.060 fight because if Deji wins that fight that then discredits the this entire initiative 0.94

00:15:45.740 the sport yes this entire initiative of youtubers becoming boxers because bro at what fucking point 0.95

00:15:53.060 It's like you got Zeus 0.99

00:15:54.940 sitting in the fucking clouds with a lightning rod 1.00

00:15:57.100 and all of a sudden some fairy from Peter 1.00

00:15:59.020 No direct relationship, Deji, of course 1.00

00:16:01.120 Some fairy from Peter Pan with a fucking 1.00

00:16:02.960 slingshot shoots a P and kills Zeus 1.00

00:16:05.020 Homie, what's good? 1.00

00:16:06.980 It's Floyd, money, fucking 1.00

00:16:09.160 Mayweather, dog 1.00

00:16:10.720 Logan was fighting for his life in that break

00:16:13.440 But, here's the caveat

00:16:15.220 He fought this past

00:16:17.320 weekend in Japan for a bag

00:16:19.400 How'd that go? Fought an MMA fighter

00:16:21.080 He got tapped up

00:16:22.300 his age is showing he got he got one he got tapped up he got hit in the face like we've never seen

00:16:28.500 Floyd Mayweather get hit in the face by a Japanese nobody MMA fighter it is very obvious he's getting

00:16:34.180 older in front of our eyes then he not finished him in round three probably because he was like

00:16:37.700 oh yeah maybe I miscalculated how easy or hard I should go on this guy because we know Floyd

00:16:43.720 he wants to put on a show Floyd is very smart as much fun as we make of him he's very smart

00:16:49.500 and he wants to put on a show

00:16:51.500 and he's a great entertainer.

00:16:52.720 So I think he's going to go in there,

00:16:55.280 feel Deji out,

00:16:56.260 but I don't see this going past three rounds.

00:16:58.200 Yeah, I was going to say,

00:16:59.440 my prediction is round three, Floyd Mayweather.

00:17:01.300 Deji takes a knee and they call the fight.

00:17:03.860 All right, my prediction.

00:17:05.980 It's round four.

00:17:08.260 He's sweating, bleeding, his eyes shut.

00:17:10.440 Who?

00:17:11.060 Deji.

00:17:11.820 They're calling it before that.

00:17:13.480 No, no, no.

00:17:13.900 Is this my prediction or yours?

00:17:17.600 Eyes swollen shut. 0.54

00:17:18.480 can't even see but you know what happens the ref they go could you see and he guesses the right

00:17:22.720 number and they're like let him let him fucking let's go and so finally his whole team's like 0.89

00:17:27.480 dude this you have to die in this ring this is what we're all looking for so he goes in there 0.97

00:17:31.360 and then all of a sudden he peeks through his one eye that he can see he sees the headband that's

00:17:35.340 all he could see is the headband of ksi and he's like i gotta do this for him he goes in

00:17:40.200 Hits one

00:17:41.540 Hits two

00:17:42.480 All of a sudden

00:17:43.220 They're like

00:17:43.480 Dad G 0.99

00:17:44.240 Dad G

00:17:45.520 Dad G

00:17:46.560 Dad G

00:17:47.780 Dad G

00:17:49.300 And the kid's like

00:17:51.780 He's back

00:17:52.640 It's been seven years

00:17:55.660 He's like

00:17:56.380 What happened

00:17:57.180 He goes

00:17:58.000 It was round four 1.00

00:17:58.980 And you fucking gave it 0.99

00:18:00.180 Your all 1.00

00:18:00.740 And you died

00:18:01.780 But we put you in a coma

00:18:03.200 It's been a few years

00:18:04.260 That's my prediction

00:18:05.820 If I get it

00:18:06.440 I would love that

00:18:07.620 So your prediction

00:18:08.240 Is round four coma

00:18:09.160 Round four coma

00:18:09.920 I'm taking the 10,000

00:18:14.980 You can't do that

00:18:16.740 Fight doesn't happen

00:18:18.720 I take 10

00:18:19.960 There's a flyer

00:18:22.900 There's a flyer

00:18:23.480 I love boys only

00:18:27.240 We are flowing

00:18:28.980 But anyways

00:18:30.480 I am so proud of Deji

00:18:32.460 I'm proud of him

00:18:35.280 He lost three fights in a row

00:18:37.560 Then one against Fousey

00:18:38.920 and now he's fighting the greatest boxer of all time.

00:18:40.700 So if he wins, do you fight Deji on the undercard of Jake and KSI?

00:18:44.260 Absolutely.

00:18:44.700 Bro, anything can happen.

00:18:45.440 Another flip.

00:18:46.220 That's what I'm trying to say to you.

00:18:47.180 Anything can happen, bro.

00:18:48.340 If you believe it, it can happen.

00:18:49.780 It's not even if you believe it. 0.99

00:18:50.880 This is all so ridiculous, bro. 1.00

00:18:52.840 It's so fucking ridiculous. 1.00

00:18:53.900 It's fucking ridiculous. 1.00

00:18:54.820 Because, bro, there's so many implications 1.00

00:18:57.120 that people don't outwardly understand 1.00

00:18:59.760 as they watch this shit happen. 0.99

00:19:01.640 There's money. 1.00

00:19:02.540 There's clout.

00:19:03.280 There's pull.

00:19:03.980 There's how many views we'll do.

00:19:05.120 How good of a boxer are they?

00:19:06.440 Do they get a lucky?

00:19:07.060 There's a million different factors that are not the same

00:19:09.480 as normal boxing, bro.

00:19:10.820 Jeff, does this fight make money?

00:19:13.900 Does this fight make money?

00:19:16.000 For the people that bought it?

00:19:17.740 I don't think so.

00:19:19.380 But Dubai, I'm sure, is paying a flat fee.

00:19:21.360 That's what I've heard.

00:19:22.040 Dubai to Mayweather.

00:19:23.460 It's all you got to hear is Dubai.

00:19:24.500 What? How much?

00:19:25.100 A hundred million?

00:19:25.780 We do buy it.

00:19:26.760 A hundred million is fine.

00:19:27.840 I want to know the backstory.

00:19:29.300 Wait, can I do that, voice?

00:19:30.400 Or is it only you that can do it?

00:19:31.860 How did it happen?

00:19:32.640 I'm so curious.

00:19:33.460 Who reached out to who and how did Deji?

00:19:35.600 Why Deji, right?

00:19:36.720 Why Deji?

00:19:37.440 Yeah, how did that happen?

00:19:39.060 Because he was the most talked about.

00:19:40.680 He was the most talked about boxer this year, I think.

00:19:42.880 Because his whole ordeal, bro. 0.69

00:19:46.160 Dude, even my dad is like, hey, man, you heard that KSI brother Deji? 1.00

00:19:49.140 Man, shit, he's so good now. 1.00

00:19:50.820 He's really fighting. 1.00

00:19:51.720 You should fight him.

00:19:52.420 And I go, dude, I'm not fighting anybody.

00:19:54.300 That's not my thing.

00:19:55.200 These are other people's.

00:19:56.280 I'm more interested in the Jake Silva fight, which we have not spoken about on this podcast yet,

00:20:01.480 which is absolutely insane.

00:20:02.620 I haven't seen a flyer about it yet.

00:20:03.800 My brother.

00:20:04.860 Yes, you have.

00:20:05.600 I haven't seen a fire about it.

00:20:06.860 He's fighting Anderson Silva,

00:20:08.240 possibly the greatest striker in combat sports history

00:20:10.780 on October 29th in Phoenix, Arizona.

00:20:13.120 Get your tickets.

00:20:14.340 Jake is literally rewriting boxing history,

00:20:16.940 and it is so cool as his brother to see him fight someone

00:20:19.760 who we looked up to for so long our entire lives.

00:20:23.240 Anderson Silva was our guy, our hero.

00:20:25.400 We'd buy every single UFC fight he fought at,

00:20:27.380 and we went to a fight in Cleveland, Ohio one time,

00:20:30.340 and Anderson Silva was a special guest appearance.

00:20:32.760 We knew he was going to be in a VIP section taking pictures,

00:20:34.960 and Jake, as like an 11-year-old,

00:20:37.420 started flirting with one of the ring girls.

00:20:39.660 He was a player back then, dude.

00:20:41.280 He lost his virginity at age 13, by the way. 1.00

00:20:43.280 Like, he was on his shit early. 1.00

00:20:45.260 Disturbing. 1.00

00:20:45.600 Yep, disturbing is the word.

00:20:47.080 The girl was also 13.

00:20:48.120 His class was one of those classes.

00:20:49.820 Wow. 1.00

00:20:50.240 Yeah, pan jobs behind the dumpster

00:20:51.420 of the Westlake Porter Public Library at age 10.

00:20:53.360 Wait, he comes back and tells you, 0.98

00:20:54.820 Logan, I just had sex. 0.99

00:20:55.860 You're how old? 1.00

00:20:56.860 No, no, no, no, no.

00:20:57.720 This is separate.

00:20:58.500 I'm just saying he was into girls at an early age

00:21:02.220 where I just was like shy and stuff. 0.90

00:21:03.640 When you're 13, he says, I just had sex with this girl when you're 15. 0.85

00:21:07.100 How does a 13-year-old say that? 0.95

00:21:08.900 You had not had sex.

00:21:09.900 I was highly embarrassed.

00:21:10.660 How does a 13-year-old say that?

00:21:12.000 Highly embarrassed?

00:21:12.420 Highly embarrassed.

00:21:13.220 What, like, gee, you can't do that, or why am I? 0.99

00:21:14.880 Bro, why is my little brother fucked before I have? 0.98

00:21:18.160 At the time, it meant a lot to me. 0.98

00:21:20.060 But I'm a wholesome young lad, and I still am.

00:21:23.220 Anyways, he was flirting with one of the ring girls,

00:21:25.760 and he convinced her to bring us up on stage

00:21:28.760 and take a picture with Anderson Silva, our hero.

00:21:31.020 we took the picture and then now 13 years later we recreated the picture it's on my instagram but

00:21:36.620 like moments like that are so special to me like i live for full circle story arcs like that and i

00:21:43.300 cannot wait to see what happens because this is a dangerous fight anderson silva is a very good

00:21:48.880 boxer he beat julio cesar chavez he beat victor ortiz no not no not victor ortiz um tito ortiz

00:21:56.440 Tito Ortiz

00:21:57.300 and Vitor Belfort

00:21:58.940 I think I did some weird combination there

00:22:01.620 but he's not to be taken lightly

00:22:03.760 even though he's 47 years old

00:22:05.120 I'm interested to see how it is

00:22:06.540 they don't have beef but they're going to fight

00:22:09.260 it's a respect thing

00:22:10.520 I want to watch the fight

00:22:12.700 just because

00:22:13.220 this is

00:22:15.360 I think this is his toughest opponent

00:22:18.180 I'm worried

00:22:20.320 it could get clocked

00:22:21.280 it could get ended in the first round

00:22:24.040 He's a great

00:22:25.020 And his reach is different

00:22:26.520 His talent is different

00:22:27.860 He's a softball

00:22:28.380 Yeah, that's what I'm saying

00:22:29.300 Does he have power still?

00:22:31.080 No

00:22:31.240 He doesn't have power anymore?

00:22:32.420 No, but he has timing, technique, accuracy, skill

00:22:34.780 Which I saw in the Triple G

00:22:36.420 Triple G was hitting him, right?

00:22:39.500 Canelo

00:22:39.800 But he just didn't have the power to finish

00:22:41.900 You don't have that snap

00:22:42.740 But he kind of turned it on

00:22:43.940 Like late in the rounds

00:22:44.840 And started connecting

00:22:45.840 But he connected him

00:22:46.680 But not finished

00:22:47.320 So that's what I'm saying

00:22:48.020 Silva

00:22:48.380 He can maybe tap Jake a little bit

00:22:50.880 But maybe he doesn't have the power

00:22:52.120 To actually knock him out

00:22:53.140 and that's maybe why jake is like hey i'm willing to go in there just so you guys know i asked jake

00:22:58.060 how he's feeling uber confident i believe it very confident i believe i'm done doubting jake i know

00:23:04.760 he's gonna win but i do believe it's gonna be a hard fight what's your prediction on that fight

00:23:08.140 i are you willing to give one i i think it's gonna go all eight rounds really i do i do not

00:23:15.040 see that going i do i'm getting flashbacks to jake paul tyron woodley won and i just it went

00:23:19.580 all eight rounds and and tyrant is not nearly as good as anderson that's the one that was like

00:23:23.760 the dog fight where he was why would you say that it's gonna go the distance oh because silva's

00:23:29.760 better than tyrant yeah yeah yeah it's gonna be hard and he's just a different fighter like a

00:23:34.600 completely different fighter yeah but if jake lands that one that one punch he's landed almost

00:23:40.300 every single time okay so he throws it he's knocked out all his opponents we've seen this

00:23:44.740 in the past where Silva will get in there

00:23:46.760 overly confident 0.70

00:23:47.780 and fuck it up. Yeah. 0.90

00:23:50.460 So I'm hoping he goes in and breaks another leg 0.53

00:23:52.780 if you know what I'm saying. No, he won't. It's too much

00:23:54.740 on the line. Breaks another leg in boxing.

00:23:57.600 How did that even happen?

00:23:59.120 He's awesome. Bro, if he

00:24:00.880 knocks out Anderson Silva,

00:24:02.680 that's another one of those moments that I was just talking

00:24:04.740 about with, it's a little bit more believable

00:24:06.880 than Deji beating. No, but still, what

00:24:08.780 the fuck is going on? That's what I'm trying to say. 0.99

00:24:10.840 That's the question I'm trying to ask. Like, what the

00:24:12.760 fuck is happening? 1.00

00:24:13.480 my girlfriend wants to switch from an apple to an android she's a cheater get rid of her you can't 1.00

00:24:19.320 trust her there's something wrong with her she just knocked down two points in her looks has 1.00

00:24:23.420 nothing to do with looks but just when they pull it out and it's like first of all you're fucking

00:24:27.400 up the group chat your whole vibe is not only the group chat first off you want to be green you want 0.90

00:24:31.580 to be the green message look i'm sorry androids are either for uh geriatric folk or europeans

00:24:38.780 when she said it at first i didn't take her serious and then when she keeps harping on i'm

00:24:43.020 like yo you're actually about this can i we sit down and have a conversation because this is serious

00:24:46.880 let me tell you something there's no airdrop there's no facetime you will make the entire

00:24:52.680 group chat green do you want to be that person she does she's insistent but guess what she's

00:25:00.020 european dog european what's the what's the market what's the market share again it's pretty close

00:25:04.840 isn't it globally it's not globally globally i believe it's like 70 android 30 apple and so

00:25:12.940 And so we're drastically offending the majority of people out there.

00:25:18.000 But here in America, it's either people handing out candy in vans outside the playground

00:25:22.320 or your 52-year-old intramurals basketball coaching dad

00:25:28.340 that sends these long paragraph green texts.

00:25:32.240 It's just a big bubble of green.

00:25:33.440 But I will say this, best cameras.

00:25:36.320 No!

00:25:37.300 No!

00:25:38.880 That's all they say.

00:25:40.080 They go...

00:25:40.300 It's not true.

00:25:41.060 the interface is so clunky and slow it's it's not smooth it doesn't feel like it's in 2022

00:25:47.060 every person that takes a picture with me that comes up to me hey can we get a picture and they

00:25:51.300 have an android it takes about 10 seconds longer because the camera the cameras are so clunky and

00:25:55.500 and the the flash is weird because it flashes like three times but there's big gaps in between

00:26:01.280 them i'm pissed about this since then i've been texting him and her different things that like

00:26:06.140 come up they're like oh the android does this or this because we have started we have internally

00:26:10.440 started a campaign to convince her not to do it look oh i told i as soon as you guys told me this

00:26:15.220 i said yo get rid of her get rid of her she had the thought of doing it that's weird bro like

00:26:21.080 don't do that and also i know we're here in america but that's what we do we judge we look

00:26:25.220 and we go what about you that i'm not like and then you pull out an android dog get away from

00:26:31.220 so a new a new invite came on update on facetime it says invite anyone to call friends with android

00:26:36.940 and windows devices can join facetime call if you share a link bro share i don't want to do that

00:26:42.900 she loves that it can there's one there's one that there's one that flips yeah it like it like

00:26:48.080 collapses to close her mouth and move on to a different subject because we're not doing this 0.95

00:26:51.400 fucking android thing here's the different subject i pissed her off with this as well 0.98

00:26:54.520 this one's bad oh great hey you know what i love about you bro is that you know it's bad you know 0.99

00:27:01.660 it's bad and you still do it you know like that touching of the fire thing if you were uh like

00:27:06.160 like a little kid that saw fire i think you burn your whole body before you find out that fire is 0.93

00:27:11.300 no good i know all right i i touched the stove and then i touched the fire i'm a dumbass we were at 0.94

00:27:17.620 the ranch you were there a little getaway in la i managed to go up to the ranch first time i've been

00:27:22.120 there in a couple years yeah this is the it's bad i told everybody about this yeah uh i got to see

00:27:27.580 my dad who i i haven't seen in a while and reconnected with him had some really cool father

00:27:32.420 son moments he broke his ribs uh i'll get there too anyways we're driving the razor polaris rzr

00:27:39.340 off-road four-wheel dune buggy i love these things the two-seaters though are a little

00:27:45.900 dangerous and i and i say that because pretty much everyone who's ever driven it flips

00:27:53.160 except me because i'm very good at driving these things or so i thought so chases uh no he tipped

00:28:01.800 And also, that's a Can-Am 0.88

00:28:04.720 Shit brand compared to the Polaris Razor 0.99

00:28:07.080 Polaris is the way to go 1.00

00:28:08.480 When you're talking about these 4x4s

00:28:09.920 4x4 dune buggies

00:28:11.260 And so, she comes up to me before we go in it

00:28:14.780 And she's like, hey

00:28:16.240 I haven't

00:28:18.980 Been in these things a lot

00:28:20.480 I don't feel super comfortable

00:28:22.980 Can you please not flip

00:28:24.600 It's because she has an android

00:28:26.280 She goes, Logan, Logan

00:28:29.060 So what phone did you want

00:28:30.240 By the way

00:28:31.220 yeah yeah yeah uh so she goes please please don't flip i said baby i'm 27 years old i've i've made

00:28:39.500 the mistakes i've done the showing off i have precious cargo now i don't i don't need to prove

00:28:44.880 myself to you you're you're safe in my hands i told you i have three things baby a provider

00:28:50.400 a protector and a penetrator and in this case i will protect you and if things go right maybe

00:28:57.680 When you repeat these things on the show

00:29:01.720 And everyone sits here

00:29:03.480 Like this is my

00:29:04.700 I'm just shaking my head like this

00:29:05.920 Do you actually say these things to her

00:29:08.620 I was there

00:29:09.220 I heard it

00:29:09.880 I need to hear from his 1.00

00:29:12.160 Chapped fucking lips right now 1.00

00:29:15.120 That you 1.00

00:29:16.740 That you actually said to a person

00:29:19.820 To an actual human

00:29:21.480 That you are a provider

00:29:23.620 A what was the second one

00:29:25.600 Protector

00:29:26.280 A protector and a penetrator

00:29:28.560 Like those words

00:29:30.240 Exited your mouth as oxygen

00:29:33.080 And were absorbed by someone's ear canal

00:29:35.980 That's right

00:29:36.440 Multiple ear canals

00:29:37.940 I heard it and I was like

00:29:39.040 That's Logan

00:29:39.700 I take pride in what I'm good at

00:29:42.240 I'm a provider

00:29:43.180 I'm a protector

00:29:44.060 I will keep my friends, my family

00:29:45.800 Especially my girls safe

00:29:47.040 Or so I thought

00:29:47.840 And yeah, I'm a penetrator

00:29:49.920 Well, I guess that could also be a provider

00:29:52.840 Have you ever heard those people that say like

00:29:55.260 those who are about it

00:29:57.660 don't talk about it.

00:29:59.340 Like, now I feel like

00:30:00.220 you're the last one

00:30:02.500 to talk about this, Mike. 1.00

00:30:03.480 Shut up. 0.99

00:30:03.940 Now I feel like 1.00

00:30:04.400 your penetration skills

00:30:05.600 are probably subpo.

00:30:09.440 Well, fortunately for you, Mike,

00:30:10.760 you don't have to worry

00:30:11.560 about how good

00:30:12.100 my penetration skills are.

00:30:13.940 But you are my boyfriend,

00:30:15.220 so maybe you will one day.

00:30:16.800 Can I give like a 10 second

00:30:18.300 just view of how I saw it? 1.00

00:30:19.620 Because my shit was 1.00

00:30:20.420 fucking hilarious. 1.00

00:30:22.000 Dude, and by the way, 0.98

00:30:23.020 wait, wait, I didn't even

00:30:24.000 finish your story.

00:30:24.920 Are you going to jump ahead

00:30:25.920 And ruin the ending

00:30:26.820 Oh I thought you

00:30:27.820 I'm sorry

00:30:28.280 I was there

00:30:29.140 Are you listening

00:30:29.640 No I don't have to

00:30:31.000 Are you listening to what I'm saying

00:30:32.140 You're talking about the penetration part

00:30:33.620 Or the other

00:30:34.100 No he was going to skip to the ending

00:30:35.200 I know where he was going

00:30:35.960 Yeah I didn't say it yet

00:30:37.700 I did not say it yet

00:30:38.920 I'm so sorry

00:30:39.800 Apologize again

00:30:40.900 I'm so sorry

00:30:41.580 No no no

00:30:42.420 That was my

00:30:43.080 George

00:30:43.360 That was my fault

00:30:44.240 Because I just had to ask that one question

00:30:45.500 Listen sure enough

00:30:46.320 Not four minutes from saying that

00:30:48.240 We are upside down 1.00

00:30:49.120 In the fucking razor 1.00

00:30:49.820 I flipped the shit 1.00

00:30:50.520 I was going too fast 1.00

00:30:51.440 I tried to go around a turn

00:30:52.560 I slammed the brakes too hard

00:30:53.640 I couldn't go straight 0.99

00:30:54.340 and we rolled the razor, we rolled the razor, not flipped, rolled, we rolled the fucking razor, 0.98

00:31:00.940 it was horrifying, and we knew, we knew I was going too fast, and I haven't driven it in a while, 0.98

00:31:06.680 it had just rained, the roads weren't to be trusted, and I hadn't been there in a while,

00:31:10.980 so the roads had eroded in a way I wasn't familiar with, it was really bad, and it was

00:31:17.240 really my fault, and while we were flipping, I knew just how bad this was gonna be, because I

00:31:22.000 just told this girl with my whole heart that i would not do the thing that is currently

00:31:25.340 fucking happening there was so much dirt okay we landed we landed we're upside down i'm on the 0.94

00:31:32.540 or not upside down we're on our side i'm on the side of the ground my poor girl is suspended right 0.98

00:31:37.900 like we had the full harness on the roll cages on these things thank god are beastly and so we were 0.89

00:31:46.820 relatively okay but at first i didn't know that right so we flipped and um i put my arm on her

00:31:52.140 like this and trying to like hold her in place but yeah by the way it's had time to try to feel 0.81

00:31:55.240 her up bro like there was music playing fucking post malone post malone rich and sad was the 0.94

00:32:00.320 song that was playing that i almost died somebody who also just broke all the ribs you have their 0.99

00:32:05.300 song play shout out to post malone i hope hope you're feeling better because he's been having 0.95

00:32:09.880 some trouble after that but wow what a fucking omen flip the razor i i look up at the girl she 0.94

00:32:15.360 she's distraught to say the least and what really broke me 0.98

00:32:19.260 have you seen batman which one the one with harvey dent which one two-faced yeah which one

00:32:28.500 half of her face was just dirt bro i didn't even recognize the right half no no no at first i was

00:32:36.260 like yo who is that uh i'm just kidding but it was it was very sad because again i had just

00:32:41.800 promised her I wouldn't do this and here she is covered in dirt suspended hanging so I stand up

00:32:46.840 I lift her up where I'm like yo I'm so sorry and and in that moment I knew why this was such a big

00:32:52.320 deal because a I lost I lost her trust my words and this is my takeaway need to hold more weight

00:33:00.900 if I say something I need to stick by what I say what comes out of my mouth is very important to

00:33:06.380 me because you know how particular I am about what I say and when I say something with that

00:33:11.080 level of absoluteness and has a has a potential repercussion that is really dangerous it needs to 0.96

00:33:18.120 i need to take it more serious i fucking i said i said babe i'm 27 i made my mistakes 0.97

00:33:24.680 and then when she was yelling at me she's like what you told me i go babe i'm 27 0.98

00:33:28.940 and then not 30 and and and also you know like things go right we have kids i'm an adventurous

00:33:39.160 guy i'm gonna want to take my kids out in this razor this is gonna be like a lifelong thing to

00:33:43.880 overcome her first experience with me driving anything sort of off-road ended really bad and

00:33:49.940 could have been so much worse were you trying or you just were like you lost it i was not trying 0.96

00:33:56.000 to they were probably fucking making out while he was driving you can't stop i gotta no stop i'm 0.91

00:34:00.960 gonna fucking get this out today this is a private topic and that's why i'm gonna say it here on 0.99

00:34:06.300 impulsive number one podcast okay your pda makes me fuck oh god pda makes me fucking sad and it 0.99

00:34:14.400 makes others sick to listen to me i have asked others about this i am okay with with some brief 1.00

00:34:22.340 cuddles that's cute i am okay with a a pack a kiss a an intimate quick moment i am even okay 0.99

00:34:30.460 with a fucking make-out session, 0.99

00:34:32.960 some spit swapping. 1.00

00:34:34.020 One session.

00:34:34.920 But when you start to infuse the moaning, 1.00

00:34:37.940 when you infuse that fucking moaning, 0.99

00:34:41.040 I, oh yeah? 1.00

00:34:42.200 That's why when you nodded,

00:34:43.440 the guy who lives with you nodded and pointed at you.

00:34:45.440 When you make out and you do the, 0.77

00:34:47.180 homie, you're in, 0.91

00:34:51.220 first of all, you're in my house doing it now.

00:34:53.040 You're on my couch.

00:34:54.400 I'm sitting there by myself watching TV

00:34:56.560 and I hear,

00:34:57.040 And I'm like dog 1.00

00:35:01.060 But you don't want to be the asshole 1.00

00:35:02.400 Hold on 1.00

00:35:03.760 Listen in a roundabout way 1.00

00:35:06.620 That's my fucking house 1.00

00:35:08.100 So I'm going to do whatever the fuck 1.00

00:35:11.780 I want 0.99

00:35:12.820 Oh that's not how it works

00:35:14.720 And you

00:35:16.620 You can do that but you have to start paying the mortgage 1.00

00:35:19.780 Drink Prime motherfucker 0.99

00:35:23.440 No drink Prime's not paying me 1.00

00:35:25.580 You can't just say drink prime after I say pay me

00:35:28.360 Cause you're not

00:35:29.040 You're not paying me

00:35:30.640 Listen but that's the other thing I wanted to talk about

00:35:32.380 How do you make that noise though

00:35:33.600 No no no no

00:35:35.400 I have to side with him

00:35:37.100 It's like you pretend there isn't 15 people

00:35:41.200 With you in this van bro

00:35:42.300 It's gross

00:35:43.380 You don't have to

00:35:48.040 No you're heavy

00:35:48.700 Yeah get off Jeff

00:35:49.520 No I'm telling you dude

00:35:52.740 And the audience is gonna ride with this one

00:35:54.600 look you're right you're right both of you are right i hear you i i hated pda i hated it

00:36:01.440 she loves it and unfortunately this is one of those things where now i'm sucked in quite literally

00:36:07.620 uh anyways we love we don't want to be stuck in no that's what i'm gonna say bro it's not about

00:36:14.080 you or or it's not about you or her should she have a name at this point it's not about you

00:36:19.820 it's about the other people in the room who are just enjoying their day-to-day life and don't 0.96

00:36:24.320 want to watch an active pornography in the making like i'm not trying to jerk off right now i want 0.68

00:36:28.720 to eat my salad bro bro and imagine you have a girl with you and then you're like am i not doing 0.98

00:36:33.520 enough what happened to me in my life baby why don't you do that with me why don't you do that 1.00

00:36:40.960 what fuck you in public what the fuck i'm a human i'm not a fucking penetrator shut up 1.00

00:36:49.340 stop fucking oh my god that's so fucking fuck is that there's just so much truth to this 1.00

00:36:57.820 no she's sitting there she's like why don't you do that with me don't you love me 1.00

00:37:01.700 we're at buca de bebo shut the fuck up i'm eating pasta shut up why are they fucking in buca de bebo 1.00

00:37:11.360 it's and he's such a person of like what does he always say know the room read the room the room 1.00

00:37:21.620 read the room you read the room read the room no one here is even 18 you're fucking 0.98

00:37:25.880 read the fucking room it's just a thursday afternoon like what's going on tuesday at 10 a.m 0.99

00:37:36.360 all right look i'll take the note i'll take the note doesn't do anything 0.98

00:37:40.400 He just takes it like the flyer with Deji and Mayweather.

00:37:43.560 He's not going to do anything. 0.97

00:37:45.280 But I will say, Mike is a Karen.

00:37:47.420 Mike's a Karen.

00:37:48.400 And I know that.

00:37:49.740 And I'll piggyback off that because you can see it right now.

00:37:52.520 That right here, what you just witnessed,

00:37:54.520 will be caught on camera one day at a grocery store.

00:37:57.360 And Mike will be the Karen.

00:37:58.840 Because only certain things that are easily recognized by the masses.

00:38:03.760 If someone says, hey, man, you caught me in line,

00:38:06.300 I'd be like, oh, sorry.

00:38:07.360 I walk away from everything.

00:38:08.680 Well, let's talk about this.

00:38:09.780 Cause we've been staying at Mike's house and I love that he has a house and I love that

00:38:13.320 he's opened his doors to me, but he doesn't really want to open them though.

00:38:17.480 When you say, when you say, when you are a host and you say the following sentence, make

00:38:23.860 yourself at home.

00:38:24.800 I never said that. 0.99

00:38:25.520 Just be fucking careful. 0.99

00:38:27.300 Yes, you did. 0.99

00:38:28.200 Don't just be careful who you say that to.

00:38:30.720 I said, please get a hotel where my exact words, all I say to him, I say, bro, this is all

00:38:37.400 I say.

00:38:37.980 I, I dropped it.

00:38:39.780 A lot of millions of dollars and then just dropped another $170,000 on furniture.

00:38:46.160 So when I come in the bathroom and he is dumping this hair gel and toothpaste and it's running down the wall.

00:38:53.760 How do you get hair gel on the ceiling?

00:38:55.600 Because I spray it and I shake my head.

00:38:57.800 It's disgusting.

00:38:58.520 I thought that was an over-exception. 0.65

00:39:00.620 No, no, it's everywhere.

00:39:01.880 It's horrifying.

00:39:02.920 You know, he's talking to me one time literally in his pool and like a floaty.

00:39:06.700 He goes, dude, I just can't handle this.

00:39:08.140 I go, what happened?

00:39:09.780 He goes, bro, it's just like, you know, it's my house.

00:39:12.020 I go, Mike, look how he handled his house.

00:39:14.260 No, stop.

00:39:14.820 Don't say that.

00:39:15.500 I said that to you.

00:39:17.080 I said it to you too, Jeff.

00:39:18.540 I said I could never say anything to him because I lived in his home.

00:39:21.060 He gave me everything.

00:39:22.740 He gave me my jump start.

00:39:24.160 He was my Jay-Z to me being Kanye.

00:39:27.960 You know what I'm saying?

00:39:28.920 Like, that's him. 0.99

00:39:29.960 So how am I going to tell him that he can't squirt fucking toothpaste on my ceiling? 0.99

00:39:33.160 Everybody else would get the absolute no. 0.99

00:39:36.260 Sorry, we don't have capacity.

00:39:37.520 100%.

00:39:37.640 Absolutely.

00:39:38.420 The door is getting fixed.

00:39:39.780 the alarm is not working

00:39:41.740 he picked up everything

00:39:43.380 let me tell you something

00:39:45.600 I get this special treatment

00:39:47.560 and I know that and I weaponize it

00:39:50.280 I was eating

00:39:51.440 some dinner last night

00:39:54.020 that Mike prepared for me

00:39:54.820 some rice

00:39:57.020 there was rice

00:39:58.460 when I tell you I was eating

00:40:01.920 at his like one of these

00:40:03.800 in the living room like a little table

00:40:05.780 just sitting down eating like

00:40:07.760 I

00:40:08.980 spilled one

00:40:11.120 kernel grain of rice.

00:40:14.140 One. He goes, can you

00:40:15.580 just grab a... Did you do it on purpose?

00:40:17.480 No, but now I'm getting petty.

00:40:20.440 It was

00:40:21.940 one grain of

00:40:23.560 rice. I have

00:40:25.640 the maid come over

00:40:27.540 before he comes. They make his bed all

00:40:29.480 nice. They make his bed all

00:40:31.540 nice. They get food prepared, all that stuff.

00:40:33.580 Then, now he's sitting on the fucking 0.99

00:40:35.560 floor on the restoration hardware 1.00

00:40:37.640 fucking counter 1.00

00:40:38.400 forking the rice 1.00

00:40:39.520 into his mouth

00:40:39.960 dropping it all over the place

00:40:41.200 like

00:40:41.360 one grain

00:40:42.360 Jeff

00:40:43.460 what did I say

00:40:44.640 ask him this

00:40:46.140 what did I say to you

00:40:47.360 Logan

00:40:48.880 make yourself at home

00:40:49.940 no no no

00:40:50.240 what did I say to you

00:40:50.820 what did I say to you

00:40:51.440 after you were slopping

00:40:52.380 food on yourself

00:40:53.080 last night

00:40:53.600 nothing

00:40:54.680 I said

00:40:55.200 I didn't even say anything

00:40:56.340 how did you expect

00:40:57.620 that to be my answer

00:40:58.580 to the question

00:40:59.100 that prompt was way too

00:41:01.160 are you guys dating

00:41:02.180 yes

00:41:03.100 wait hold on

00:41:04.200 yes we are

00:41:04.880 this is the thing

00:41:05.740 this is my boyfriend

00:41:06.400 what are you talking about

00:41:07.360 You know, when I first started the podcast, I went home and I told Bella, I go, dude, they just have this relationship together that I'm like, I don't, I never want to be a part of it.

00:41:16.380 And she goes, wait, why?

00:41:17.640 Those are your best friends.

00:41:18.600 And I go, yeah, but like, you just watch them.

00:41:21.740 And I even told Rita, I go, watch them.

00:41:23.560 Watch the way that they go about each other.

00:41:25.320 But I'll have, I will admit this in front of everybody.

00:41:27.640 Nobody could change Logan's mind like Mike can.

00:41:31.580 That's true.

00:41:32.380 Nobody can.

00:41:33.260 That's so true.

00:41:33.980 This is me.

00:41:34.540 Logan's like, no.

00:41:35.300 I'm like, fair enough.

00:41:35.960 No.

00:41:36.580 Right.

00:41:36.780 But yes.

00:41:37.360 I've been advising this kid since

00:41:39.380 2007. Look at me now, George.

00:41:42.120 Since January 2nd, 2018. That's when

00:41:44.060 I took over. Nothing before

00:41:45.980 that. Nothing before that. But listen,

00:41:47.980 let me just end capital.

00:41:50.380 That house means a lot to me.

00:41:52.280 It is my very first house.

00:41:53.940 It's the manifestation of all your hard work

00:41:55.860 and overcoming things.

00:41:57.380 Every piece of furniture and everything that's

00:41:59.860 in that house is extremely important to me.

00:42:01.920 It means a very lot to me.

00:42:04.400 And so, yes, and more

00:42:05.900 so i just got in it like like yo you come in a year when their doors are all smashed for sure

00:42:11.580 and i'll never be it probably won't be no you go to someone else's house you're a fraction of what

00:42:17.700 you do at your own house he just loves his house here i watched him he's just like eating a salad

00:42:25.380 and the sauce and like just whatever his house will splash something with it he doesn't he's

00:42:31.360 reached a level in which he's like this is my that's my space everything but you know do you 1.00

00:42:37.460 know why it confuses me because i'm sitting next to a fucking ex-drug addict who fucks hookers and 1.00

00:42:43.480 porn stars he doesn't fuck hookers but you get what i'm saying the guy the guy's the guy is a uh 1.00

00:42:47.760 he's a degenerate of sorts so when i get in his house and he turns into his mom robin this is 0.99

00:42:52.620 like i've not i'm you know no offense robin but like your house is way too cold your house is way 0.57

00:42:57.100 too cold i don't know why you keep it 62 degrees that doesn't make any sense and your son is the 0.96

00:43:01.840 same way no summer no that's not true i don't skimp out on shit like that but which one do 0.95

00:43:06.540 you like more i like robin more the robin side of mike no she no i like robin more than mike 0.92

00:43:12.800 red robin well listen there's anybody who's at home typing and watching

00:43:18.440 yum if you if you just said yum by yourself in your inner room by yourself you're my boy

00:43:24.280 Can I ask you something? 1.00

00:43:25.660 You need a fucking towel, dog? 1.00

00:43:27.360 Well, no, I was just screaming. 1.00

00:43:29.840 He thinks about his house getting messy one time.

00:43:32.580 That's what I'm saying.

00:43:33.600 That's what I'm saying.

00:43:35.820 I'm poking fun at this, but it's actually not funny.

00:43:38.340 It activates a part of him I've never seen before.

00:43:40.580 I've never seen him.

00:43:41.240 I'm just so, so, so.

00:43:42.880 No, it's not that I just.

00:43:43.980 Bro, listen to me. 0.69

00:43:45.380 Anal.

00:43:46.060 Anal about his house.

00:43:47.560 We have to change this topic, but listen to me. 0.98

00:43:50.640 You are the outlier here, not me.

00:43:53.120 i just bought a 30 000 couch i bought a bmw but as a couch okay so it's white so when your dirty 0.99

00:44:03.200 ass sweaty ass sits on it after your training session it disturbs me a little bit is that weird 0.99

00:44:09.400 to the audience probably not i assure you everyone in this audience who owns anything treats it 1.00

00:44:15.160 better than you've treated anything you've ever owned in your fucking life you're the outlier 0.99

00:44:20.380 You dug a hole in your $6 million house 0.99

00:44:22.620 And that's why it sold for five 1.00

00:44:24.260 Because you're an idiot 1.00

00:44:25.260 I'm not the idiot 1.00

00:44:26.980 You are 1.00

00:44:28.040 End of story

00:44:29.660 That's why everyone's nodding in agreeance 1.00

00:44:31.860 We pay for our shit 1.00

00:44:33.480 They are 1.00

00:44:34.380 No, Millie's shaking his head 0.99

00:44:35.560 Shut up 1.00

00:44:36.980 When we pay for our shit 1.00

00:44:38.440 As working people 1.00

00:44:39.860 I work my fucking ass off 1.00

00:44:41.560 You're a fucking YouTuber 1.00

00:44:43.140 Fuck you 1.00

00:44:43.880 Fuck you 1.00

00:44:44.940 You have zero 1.00

00:44:45.500 Go to a nine to five

00:44:46.700 Go back boxes to factories

00:44:48.540 Do a real job, Mike

00:44:50.220 You don't even work

00:44:51.260 You never had a real job

00:44:51.920 You never had a real job

00:44:53.420 You were supposed to be an engineer

00:44:54.140 I was a landscaper

00:44:55.240 I started my own landscaping company

00:44:56.860 And now you're a failed boxer

00:44:57.640 You have zero wins

00:44:59.400 That's the best part

00:45:00.580 His relationship to money

00:45:03.640 Is different than your relationship

00:45:04.640 That's the thing

00:45:05.240 That's the difference

00:45:05.920 You said on this show

00:45:07.400 Money is not real

00:45:08.400 Those words came out of your mouth 1.00

00:45:09.900 Go buy a fucking chicken sandwich 1.00

00:45:11.540 With moan kisses 1.00

00:45:12.340 It's not gonna work

00:45:13.720 With moan kisses

00:45:15.460 It is true 0.76

00:45:16.140 It is true

00:45:16.640 Money's real

00:45:17.540 I've been on the zero side

00:45:19.340 I've become skewed

00:45:19.960 badly. I know what that shit's like. 1.00

00:45:21.800 I've become skewed because I don't 1.00

00:45:23.660 always treat

00:45:25.640 things, material objects

00:45:28.060 with the respect that I probably 0.78

00:45:30.020 should because I know very goddamn well 0.55

00:45:31.880 I can fix it within two hours, which to me

00:45:33.880 is worth the fun of eating on

00:45:35.880 the floor and sitting on the couch. I'm a little sweaty.

00:45:38.300 Okay, listen.

00:45:40.460 When I was in 0.98

00:45:41.460 rehab, here we fucking 0.99

00:45:44.020 go. How did we 0.99

00:45:45.940 always get here? Are you fucking 1.00

00:45:47.700 I've never seen somebody 1.00

00:45:49.720 Like how did we get here

00:45:51.340 How did we

00:45:51.840 Like dude

00:45:52.400 How did we get

00:45:53.420 I'm sorry

00:45:53.840 I'm leaning into it

00:45:54.820 I'm sorry

00:45:55.240 Are you done

00:45:56.520 You get what I'm saying

00:45:57.400 It's like yeah anyways

00:45:58.260 Thanks Nancy for coming over

00:45:59.300 I'll see you later

00:45:59.860 Dude when I was doing drugs 1.00

00:46:01.200 There was a girl 1.00

00:46:01.820 Are you done 1.00

00:46:03.000 I'm done

00:46:03.220 I'm done

00:46:03.500 I'm done 1.00

00:46:04.640 So back to your crap 1.00

00:46:05.400 What is your problem 1.00

00:46:06.800 Today Logan Paul

00:46:07.860 You have

00:46:08.820 Fired up

00:46:09.420 I can't wait to spend

00:46:10.160 The night with you

00:46:10.740 Tonight buddy

00:46:11.880 Fired up

00:46:12.560 You're not even gonna be able 0.69

00:46:13.120 No moaning kisses

00:46:13.820 No not tonight

00:46:14.900 She's not here

00:46:15.480 Thank God

00:46:16.440 Till Wednesday

00:46:17.320 Well, first of all, I like her more than I like you. 1.00

00:46:20.260 But at least I don't have to hear the fucking bony kisses. 1.00

00:46:24.940 Okay. 0.99

00:46:26.660 Can I talk about drugs for a second?

00:46:28.580 Do you mind?

00:46:29.300 Of course.

00:46:32.420 George, I'm looking at you specifically.

00:46:34.680 You know, by the way, fentanyl, leading cause of death in this country.

00:46:40.680 Number one leading cause of death.

00:46:42.040 11 kids just died in school.

00:46:43.400 Okay, okay, okay.

00:46:44.280 So all the jokes we make about Mike's talking about drugs again.

00:46:47.320 number one cause of death in this country.

00:46:50.200 They're jokes.

00:46:50.760 I know.

00:46:51.380 I'm not saying don't make them.

00:46:53.140 I'm not saying don't make them.

00:46:53.640 Very important subject.

00:46:54.740 But the addiction situation is important.

00:46:56.920 And by the way, 0.98

00:46:57.240 don't fucking talk about it on every show. 0.99

00:46:58.780 Talk about it every six shows. 0.99

00:46:59.320 I love it, bro. 0.96

00:47:00.420 I think your story is so fucking powerful. 0.96

00:47:02.560 Of course, 0.96

00:47:03.700 we're all going to make fun of each other

00:47:05.020 for the thing we are known for and do.

00:47:07.000 This is an interesting thing.

00:47:09.680 I was in rehab.

00:47:12.160 Here we go.

00:47:13.300 He was getting it.

00:47:14.540 I don't even want to tell this.

00:47:15.120 He was day one.

00:47:15.980 Now when it does this, I don't even want to tell this story.

00:47:18.800 I'm so sorry, bro.

00:47:19.500 I kept the journal with me. 0.99

00:47:22.940 Stop fucking laughing. 0.99

00:47:24.160 I'm interested in this. 0.99

00:47:25.480 And it's cute.

00:47:26.000 He's pulled the picture up on his phone.

00:47:27.420 It's his spiral notebook.

00:47:28.580 No, because I made the joke right before I go, it's day one.

00:47:31.980 And it was really hard in here.

00:47:33.240 Thinking like he was journaling.

00:47:34.260 And then he goes, I was journaling.

00:47:35.660 I go, how did nobody catch that?

00:47:37.540 No, because you're making fun of a process of healing and recovery.

00:47:44.380 And it's unacceptable.

00:47:45.540 Fair enough.

00:47:45.820 my parents came here

00:47:46.980 from a war

00:47:47.720 of their own country

00:47:48.620 so I could do that

00:47:49.480 you see what you've done

00:47:50.160 good

00:47:50.540 make him cry 0.89

00:47:51.160 he made his mother cry

00:47:52.180 years and years

00:47:53.680 and years

00:47:54.160 you know what Robin did

00:47:54.880 she was robbed

00:47:55.860 of her life

00:47:56.920 because of you

00:47:58.000 so speak about 1.00

00:47:58.660 your fucking journal Mike 1.00

00:47:59.740 day one 1.00

00:48:00.720 what's Robin doing

00:48:01.600 crying

00:48:02.540 so I'm so

00:48:03.540 oh my god

00:48:04.020 you're actually crying bro

00:48:04.960 you can't do that

00:48:06.460 he's just sweating

00:48:07.100 from his eyes

00:48:07.720 the guy is sweating

00:48:09.620 profusely

00:48:10.180 from every orifice

00:48:11.040 in his body 1.00

00:48:11.580 fuck you 1.00

00:48:12.580 I have moved so much 1.00

00:48:13.980 on this show today

00:48:14.740 dude

00:48:14.940 and it is

00:48:15.700 Yo, is it not a little bit hot here?

00:48:17.460 I'm wearing a long sleeve, bro.

00:48:18.420 Can we please reel it back in?

00:48:20.300 I'm actually interested in what you're doing.

00:48:21.280 Journal one.

00:48:21.820 Go, please.

00:48:25.060 Every day, I kept a journal.

00:48:27.480 Go to this meditation room.

00:48:28.900 Because when you're going through withdrawals, it's not fun. 0.97

00:48:32.740 It sucks really bad.

00:48:34.800 And I went to this room every day, and I wrote in this journal about regrets. 0.84

00:48:38.780 I wrote about past experiences.

00:48:40.420 I wrote about pain that I caused myself and caused others.

00:48:42.460 but i also uh wrote a bucket list for myself oh cool and i like to look back at it from time to

00:48:50.740 time because it's interesting and the reason i bring this up on today's show is because i know

00:48:56.260 that we and a lot of people watching this show get very caught up in being unsatisfied with their

00:49:04.140 current trajectory i haven't done enough i don't have enough success i'm not good enough i'm not

00:49:09.720 moving fast enough I'm not accomplishing the goals that I need to accomplish and I get caught

00:49:15.700 up in that same way of speaking to myself and it is so important to stop from time to time pump the

00:49:24.920 brakes hard and look at how far that you've come and really appreciate where you are right now

00:49:32.760 in comparison to where you were 5, 10, 15 years ago.

00:49:37.960 I wrote this in this journal in 2010.

00:49:43.140 Ski in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

00:49:44.780 I remember that was number one.

00:49:45.860 Go to Six Flags in Massachusetts.

00:49:48.040 These were my bucket list goals.

00:49:50.800 If I do these before I die,

00:49:52.480 I will be satisfied having lived here.

00:49:56.400 Go to Six Flags in Massachusetts.

00:49:59.780 I mean, it's a great place.

00:50:01.520 Drive a Porsche.

00:50:02.760 go to London, create a diverse portfolio,

00:50:08.860 write a novel, weigh 200 pounds.

00:50:13.760 Still struggling.

00:50:15.180 But you did it.

00:50:16.040 Did it.

00:50:16.780 Have a family.

00:50:17.860 Love my family.

00:50:19.360 Find real friends.

00:50:21.140 Go to an Eagles game in Pennsylvania.

00:50:24.360 Travel to California.

00:50:26.500 Ski Lake Tahoe.

00:50:29.540 It's really crazy for me to look back at this.

00:50:32.760 and to know that I've checked off 0.99

00:50:37.000 pretty much everything on this fucking list. 0.99

00:50:39.040 Besides Six Flags? 0.99

00:50:40.320 And making real stuff.

00:50:41.400 So here's the problem.

00:50:43.620 So here's the problem.

00:50:47.580 I guess I threw this in to challenge myself. 1.00

00:50:51.480 Ah, fuck. 1.00

00:50:52.280 Yeah, what do you want to do? 1.00

00:50:54.140 What do you want to do?

00:50:54.840 Get a master's degree from Columbia University.

00:50:57.520 Okay.

00:50:58.300 Can you at least scratch that one off?

00:51:01.120 That's a problem.

00:51:02.040 them now now i do have an associate's degree i think i can transfer those credits get an

00:51:06.340 undergrad and then transfer to a master's there's also meet a nice girl on here those are the only

00:51:13.840 two that i can't confidently you've not met a nice girl i met caitlin logan's assistant she's

00:51:20.060 real nice fantastic dylan's i mean basically a girl a cat girl yeah most of it means you're

00:51:25.120 feminine but the girls like it very much so anyways crazy to hear that list and just think

00:51:30.580 of how low you possibly could be in your life to write those as a bucket list right like where you

00:51:37.880 are in your life sadly and then to see where you've come is amazing it's an unbelievable story

00:51:45.280 incredible and a massive congratulations is in order to you man you have done it and i appreciate

00:51:52.940 that segment because you have come such a long way and it is important to look back and reflect on

00:51:57.460 on the good things you're doing because a lot of people often find themselves trapped in in in that

00:52:02.840 hole thinking that progress you know hasn't been made but even this much progress forward is

00:52:07.420 progress and if you do this much every single day eventually that's going to add up to miles and

00:52:11.520 that's what mike did we've been putting together an organization like a non-profit that would help

00:52:15.620 people and looking for a mission statement and mike hit one which was hope just giving somebody

00:52:22.860 hope that they can

00:52:24.820 possibly get out of from where they are

00:52:26.760 it is the one void

00:52:28.980 in the attic and mental health 1.00

00:52:30.800 sufferer's life and it is the most important 1.00

00:52:32.760 and I'm sure that's probably

00:52:33.760 in most people's life if they're just going through

00:52:36.800 a hard time where you're like hey you'll get

00:52:38.780 through this you can get through this

00:52:40.700 don't forget that

00:52:42.540 and that's been the cushion for me

00:52:44.720 when I start to feel overworked or like I'm not

00:52:46.760 you know doing something else that I

00:52:48.780 should be doing or getting the second book out fast enough

00:52:50.720 or getting this done or getting that done

00:52:52.500 is that the people that I talk to

00:52:54.160 who have gone through or going through

00:52:56.600 what I went through

00:52:57.300 or continue to go through on a daily basis,

00:52:59.460 they look at me and they say,

00:53:01.000 just you continuing to show up every day

00:53:03.400 and us knowing what it took to get to where you are

00:53:05.840 is enough for us.

00:53:06.840 So just keep showing up every day.

00:53:08.560 But anyways, the reason I brought this up

00:53:10.000 is for anybody who's watching the show right now,

00:53:11.680 who's thinking that you're not going fast enough,

00:53:13.580 doing enough,

00:53:14.800 take a second to pause

00:53:15.980 and look at how far you've come

00:53:17.480 from where you once were

00:53:18.860 and just breed that in for a second.

00:53:21.240 Can I add to that? Because some people maybe haven't made that forward progress, which is a separate conversation, right? But here is your little silver lining. Here's your little light at the end of the tunnel. And here is what I latch onto when I find myself falling short or potentially moving backwards in progress, which I've done before in my career, where it's a negative.

00:53:43.840 A what now?

00:53:44.780 That was in no way positive and progressive.

00:53:49.300 You can only go up, right?

00:53:51.540 When you lose and you fail and things are bad, there's one direction to go.

00:53:56.360 And even if you fail again, there's still just one direction to go.

00:53:59.300 And I think it's part of the reason people, as unrelatable as I am, and as skewed as I am in my vision of life because of this weird life that I'm living...

00:54:13.840 I think people relate to the overcoming and the arc that I've had.

00:54:21.360 Because I was at a point where there was only one way to go, you know?

00:54:26.520 Sure, if my life had been great and I fought Floyd, like, cool, another cool thing, whatever.

00:54:31.220 But, dude, I was down and out.

00:54:33.280 And I came back and did some pretty cool things.

00:54:35.100 And I think that is important for people who maybe haven't been making that forward progress they feel like they're doing.

00:54:41.660 Check yourself, though.

00:54:42.420 really ask yourself

00:54:44.180 because I'm sure you've made some forward progress

00:54:46.280 but if you haven't, there's one direction to go and it's up

00:54:48.480 you took your time, you said that earlier

00:54:50.600 like, he, or sorry, he said it

00:54:52.620 hey, everybody take a moment

00:54:54.260 and like, really be thankful

00:54:56.740 for where you are, grateful

00:54:58.080 you were paused

00:55:00.100 you took time, and proud

00:55:02.320 you looked at it, you learned

00:55:03.820 another thing was also a learning lesson of

00:55:05.860 from your story with the Polaris

00:55:08.800 was like

00:55:09.460 i now need to be cognizant of the words that come out of my mouth and i stand by them and they just

00:55:17.080 won't come out because choose your words wisely so as long as you learn and you continue to learn

00:55:21.720 through it it's super important there's so many lessons to be learned i i i apologize profusely

00:55:28.480 for that incident and i will continue for the rest of my life but you're right it learning

00:55:33.720 learning everything be grateful that there's something there's a kernel here for you to take

00:55:38.160 away and put it over the fire, and it's going to pop

00:55:40.220 into a nice little popcorn.

00:55:42.880 I have this dream

00:55:45.840 that it always fears me. And the only reason I'm bringing

00:55:48.120 this up is because we're talking about deep things.

00:55:50.900 I swear to God if you mentioned

00:55:52.100 Jesus. I mean, it is.

00:55:54.060 Everything about me is... Here we go.

00:55:56.220 Here we fucking go. But it's not actually 0.97

00:55:58.260 Jesus. It's like one of his foot soldiers, man.

00:55:59.980 It's like an angel. Which one? I just watched

00:56:01.560 Passion of the Christ. Really? Oh my God.

00:56:06.260 It's just a movie of Jesus getting tortured.

00:56:08.160 The whole movie is just Jesus getting tortured.

00:56:10.560 I mean, that's what happened.

00:56:12.100 That was bad.

00:56:13.400 Yeah.

00:56:14.220 Which, by the way, like, I've been reading so much stuff, like, recently.

00:56:17.760 I'm not going to get into that.

00:56:18.480 That could open up.

00:56:19.540 Don't open up that.

00:56:20.360 I will just talk about it all day.

00:56:21.980 But there's this dream that I have that I have since I was a kid.

00:56:23.580 I respect Jesus.

00:56:25.000 Oh.

00:56:25.480 I love Jesus.

00:56:25.960 That's my hero, bro.

00:56:27.280 He's literally my hero.

00:56:27.900 I love him.

00:56:28.600 Was there a dream that you had?

00:56:29.920 I had a dream.

00:56:30.640 Yeah.

00:56:31.860 Okay, I was going to make a joke, but I was like, no, it's probably not a joke.

00:56:34.200 We know a joke now.

00:56:35.100 Yeah, I know.

00:56:35.520 But then I was like, he's racist. 0.99

00:56:36.800 Like, bro, it was just the first thing that fucking came up. 1.00

00:56:40.180 I have a dream. 0.98

00:56:41.380 I can't say it without thinking about it.

00:56:43.200 That I sit down across from an angel.

00:56:45.780 I had this when I was a kid, and I've had it multiple times.

00:56:48.220 And it's always the person that I met that day.

00:56:51.780 And he goes, you brushed him off.

00:56:54.700 And so he shows me a timeline of that person's life that I could have done something with.

00:56:58.880 So I have this fear since I've been in the third grade that when I meet somebody and I don't do enough for them to, like, blossom, to be a better person, to go in this direction,

00:57:06.340 to know God, to get out of suffering, and that is always, I know we always joke around, but if you

00:57:11.100 guys see the way I act when I'm with people, I really am, and that's why I don't answer my phone,

00:57:16.440 I'm in the moment, bro, I like to be, I know it sounds cheesy, but like, dude, all of us here,

00:57:21.520 if I believe in God, he created you, and I'm trying to figure out why, and I don't know if

00:57:25.680 I was like, not like, why did you create him, like, legitimately, like, what is your suffering,

00:57:29.460 who's your loved ones, like, it's so passionate to me, like, I love it, and recently, a lady came

00:57:34.720 up to me trembling bro trembling and i swear to god i was supposed to tell you i just forgot

00:57:39.500 until you brought up your book for the 400 times uh she came to me trembling it's just a random 0.98

00:57:45.040 trembling lady trembling but with four beautiful daughters so so why were you the ones that she 0.98

00:57:50.020 just randomly chose to come up she wanted me to tell mike that if it wasn't for her she would

00:57:56.080 not be with her children and wasn't for him for him sorry if it wasn't for him and she started

00:58:01.140 going off, bro. And fuck, I hate watching people cry in my head, but when she was talking about 0.99

00:58:07.760 the things that she was dealing with, which I'm not going to open up because that's her thing, 0.99

00:58:11.960 but her bringing out what you went through, which we were talking about in Connecticut when we were

00:58:16.280 driving, watching this woman break down in front of me and her children are breaking down in front

00:58:21.600 of me, all because of something you put on a piece of paper, bro. I really wish you could see my whole

00:58:27.000 body right now bro because that is something that you could die today bro you've done it you've

00:58:32.260 changed multiple people's lives for the better and i swear to god i wish i would have been smart

00:58:37.180 to record it or send it to you because i know you love this and you do spend time with them and

00:58:41.060 really focus but bro for her to look at me and be like these are my children that i i got taken from

00:58:47.040 i got taken from yeah and because i brought his book into my life they were welcome back into my

00:58:53.900 life and when she said that and started breaking down bro i didn't even i didn't even know what to

00:58:58.120 say to her in the moment i just gave her a hug that's a lot yeah and so i'm very proud of you

00:59:03.240 bro i really am thank you bro can i yeah it's been that's happened to me multiple times with

00:59:07.920 people and it's it's hard for me to even stomach having that level of impact on on on a life it's

00:59:14.080 it's uh it's a lot of weight yeah it's a lot it is it's a lot of weight reverse in the reverse side

00:59:19.000 you know what i'm saying and then it forces that question more and more to me like you're not doing

00:59:23.480 enough you're not doing enough you're not doing enough you're not doing enough because you've

00:59:26.020 seen what you can do and you wonder yeah because even just hearing this i'm i'm you know i'm looking

00:59:30.920 at my life i'm like yo i've done some some cool things but like what what has my impact been like

00:59:36.420 he made a book that really changed lives in a really impactful way and that's that's cool what's

00:59:42.180 the measure of impact i want to leave this earth making a making a big impact um can i can i read 0.77

00:59:48.540 some fun things from my bucket list fuck yeah that's why that's why i brought yours a bucket

00:59:52.360 lists are fun. I'm just going to read a couple of the ones

00:59:54.160 that I haven't done yet.

00:59:55.420 It was just to be on impulsive, and I got it.

00:59:59.700 Okay. 0.99

01:00:00.820 Hit someone in the face with a frying 1.00

01:00:02.420 pan. I don't know. 0.96

01:00:04.560 I think that would be so good.

01:00:05.400 You grew up watching Tom and Jerry?

01:00:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, imagine.

01:00:09.320 I don't know what circumstance.

01:00:10.380 When did you write this?

01:00:11.940 It was six.

01:00:14.340 Find a pearl.

01:00:16.740 Ride an ostrich.

01:00:18.900 Go to space.

01:00:20.300 When did you write this? Sink a boat. 1.00

01:00:22.360 Fight an adolescent big cat

01:00:25.120 Like if I'm jogging to the ranch

01:00:26.820 Like a little mountain lion

01:00:28.540 You wrestled a bear

01:00:29.460 Not an adolescent big cat

01:00:31.260 Sail to the Galapagos

01:00:33.820 Take with Evan and go to Cracker Barrel

01:00:36.180 You did that 0.99

01:00:36.700 You can't tell me that one's not fucking sick 0.99

01:00:38.520 That one's fantastic 0.99

01:00:39.520 Skydive into the ranch with my boys

01:00:42.720 That sounds dope

01:00:43.840 Not doing it

01:00:45.220 I am not jumping out of a

01:00:47.080 No I swear to God

01:00:47.640 That was real

01:00:48.180 That was there before 0.61

01:00:49.100 Jump off the top rope at WrestleMania

01:00:50.880 It's on the list

01:00:51.680 if there's a network

01:00:52.920 watching the show

01:00:53.680 right now

01:00:53.940 Netflix whatever

01:00:54.640 and they're not

01:00:55.180 actively thinking

01:00:55.900 of an episodic series

01:00:56.960 following Logan Paul

01:00:57.900 as he attempts

01:00:58.380 to finish his bucket list 1.00

01:00:59.280 you're a moron 1.00

01:01:00.040 that would be 1.00

01:01:00.700 one of the greatest

01:01:01.540 watches ever

01:01:03.100 don't ever come to me

01:01:03.940 asking to jump off

01:01:04.700 of a plane

01:01:05.100 because I heard

01:01:06.160 with my boys

01:01:07.060 we're not boys

01:01:07.700 I'm not coming

01:01:08.420 out of a plane

01:01:08.980 that's not even

01:01:10.400 Middle Eastern like

01:01:11.160 we usually stay 0.93

01:01:12.220 on the plane 0.99

01:01:12.620 here we fucking 0.98

01:01:13.380 alright so we're 0.96

01:01:15.540 in the back of an Uber

01:01:16.520 I'm not gonna

01:01:17.500 tell you what state

01:01:18.520 it is

01:01:18.800 because I don't

01:01:19.340 even remember

01:01:19.780 oh it's New York

01:01:20.420 it's New York

01:01:21.220 it's me

01:01:21.600 Logan his girlfriend we're gonna say his girlfriend's name's Nicole and the whole time

01:01:26.900 I'm in the back seat and I go Nicole and I'm just we're just dying of laughter and I keep doing this

01:01:33.940 weird thing in my voice now here's the reason I don't know why no idea why I'm doing this but we

01:01:38.420 get to our destination and our uber driver turns around with this thing he goes all right guys

01:01:44.320 and I literally, I was in such disbelief

01:01:49.140 that for 15 minutes, I was like,

01:01:51.620 get a trick.

01:01:54.560 He had that thing in his neck.

01:01:55.940 Bro, yo, this was, this was, this was a very low moment.

01:02:00.020 I just.

01:02:00.560 Doctor says I need a, now there's a poll.

01:02:03.940 There's a poll right here.

01:02:05.080 What did George do?

01:02:06.320 Did he immediately apologize?

01:02:08.220 Did he bring up Jesus?

01:02:09.840 Did he jump out of the car? 0.66

01:02:11.760 Actually, it was, it was D.

01:02:13.400 I just started

01:02:15.180 I got so uncomfortable

01:02:16.400 I just busted out laughing

01:02:19.020 and I couldn't stop

01:02:20.180 because I was like

01:02:20.820 bro I'm sorry

01:02:21.940 I didn't do that to him

01:02:23.200 but also I didn't know 0.91

01:02:24.280 how fucking funny is that 0.92

01:02:26.200 that for 15 minutes 0.98

01:02:27.320 I'm doing that

01:02:27.820 and he turns around 1.00

01:02:28.480 with the fucking 0.98

01:02:29.520 well it's not funny 0.99

01:02:30.320 but it's fucking hilarious 0.93

01:02:30.940 no it's 0.96

01:02:31.440 you can't say now

01:02:33.860 that it's funny

01:02:34.420 you can laugh at it

01:02:35.640 because it's a natural reaction

01:02:36.920 yes yes

01:02:38.060 it's like

01:02:38.420 I just was doing that

01:02:39.480 at a random

01:02:39.880 no it's not funny George 0.99

01:02:41.920 what the fuck 0.99

01:02:42.760 you know it's not fucking hilarious his situation is not hilarious the circumstance of that yeah 0.99

01:02:48.020 that yeah that makes sense i'm not gonna fucking speak in code so the guy's like what did he say 1.00

01:02:52.340 that was fucking fuck you dude if you took that and listen to it and be like wow he's an asshole 0.99

01:02:57.000 but i just can't well you can't say that's you making the voice of us you have to choose it 1.00

01:03:01.460 just doesn't sound like something jesus himself would say he would never know but he would turn

01:03:05.720 to me and be like you're forgiven don't do it again and i wouldn't i wouldn't do it again unless

01:03:10.220 it happened again and i didn't know about it boom another quick thing well it might not be quick

01:03:16.400 because this is a great one i had one encouraging uh note to the viewers earlier to stop and pause

01:03:22.460 and look inward at your at your progress here's a cool place to do it this past weekend i spent

01:03:29.440 in yosemite wow what a beautiful place prettiest place the united states wow dude and as a as a

01:03:39.460 Los Angel, Los Angelino as a loss.

01:03:44.120 Kevin, Los Evangelist, you're an Angelino as an Angelino.

01:03:48.880 We, I think, are sometimes deterred from the journey to Yosemite.

01:03:52.360 Oh, it's so four and a half hours into the Yosemite Valley.

01:03:56.520 You're the one that says, oh, yeah, maybe.

01:03:58.580 But a lot of people say that I spend.

01:04:01.200 Now, here's the issue.

01:04:02.300 I think camping is a is a lost art.

01:04:05.260 I think people have moved away from camping.

01:04:07.420 When I tell you

01:04:09.160 This was one of the

01:04:10.480 Greatest experiences

01:04:12.140 Buying all the gear

01:04:14.960 Going up there

01:04:16.680 Setting it up

01:04:17.560 And having a true

01:04:20.280 Camping experience

01:04:21.120 It was amazing

01:04:21.820 And this right now

01:04:23.240 Is a recipe for my content

01:04:24.480 Right

01:04:24.800 Get

01:04:25.220 Bring one of your friends 1.00

01:04:26.800 Get some hot girls 1.00

01:04:28.240 Go to a 1.00

01:04:29.120 Mike's so happy 1.00

01:04:30.140 He got the fuck in the tent 1.00

01:04:31.060 That's why he liked the trip 1.00

01:04:32.060 And he got to eat a couple

01:04:33.040 Hot dogs and burgers

01:04:33.860 I pitched a tent in the tent

01:04:35.700 Huh?

01:04:36.240 First time?

01:04:37.420 how can i turn this back into a sob story so you guys join my side again

01:04:40.960 no but no it was just there when i realized in my book

01:04:45.440 it's pitching a 10 in a 10 was there and so i did it no but no but what i was

01:04:50.940 gonna say was uh i was i got to hike up yosemite falls

01:04:56.560 which was fucking awesome you know i'm in love with lazy river does anyone care 0.65

01:05:00.660 about any of this right now not even a single not a little bit but i i did 0.75

01:05:04.400 want to know if you went caving no so i climbed up yosemite falls to the midway level where they

01:05:10.980 have a glacial pond where the glacial water has melted off this glacier i'm going to say it again

01:05:16.980 down a waterfall into a pond of glazed up glacier and then fluffy the comedian he's like come in

01:05:24.480 it's you have to hike up where do you think most of the water comes from well if it's glacier water

01:05:30.040 it's gotta be from a glacier so hiked up all these rocks and got to swim in this glacial pond

01:05:35.900 of 45 degree water and i that was the moment when i was i was truly happy on this trip

01:05:42.180 and i was and it reset me completely i was in nature my phone had no service i was el capitan 0.82

01:05:48.740 was to my right fucking i was at yosemite fall swimming surrounded by beautiful women that part 0.90

01:05:55.400 you know maybe great uh it did this swimming thing and i was relaxed now here's the problem 0.98

01:06:01.160 i brought jeff wittick with me jeff wittick loves pranks he loves pranks and not only does he loves

01:06:10.000 love pranks but he loves pranking me because pranking me is good because i am and i learned 0.96

01:06:15.580 today on the show a fucking karen i you're right yes took me a little while to really realize and 1.00

01:06:23.580 By the way, screw you, mom. 1.00

01:06:25.800 It's your fucking fault. 1.00

01:06:26.680 It is. 1.00

01:06:27.420 I see Robin in him.

01:06:28.700 It 100% is.

01:06:28.920 I see Robin like activating in him.

01:06:31.780 What do you do?

01:06:32.460 What do you do to you?

01:06:32.960 You're 100% right.

01:06:34.300 I'm a Karen.

01:06:34.800 I am.

01:06:35.140 Mom, I'm mad.

01:06:36.180 So I got into this mindset of outdoorness and one with self and looking inward.

01:06:44.220 And everyone else kind of got into that mindset.

01:06:46.880 We're out.

01:06:47.280 We're camping.

01:06:47.840 We're grilling hot dogs.

01:06:49.740 People are taking mushrooms.

01:06:51.760 People are doing psychoactive.

01:06:53.580 they're smoking weed whatever people do right yeah i love how he turns out mobster when the

01:06:58.920 drugs got him well listen the last thing anyone on mushrooms wants to see in the pitch black

01:07:06.220 camping zone of yosemite where there's no service no lights and no people for thousands of miles

01:07:10.920 is a gorilla running out of the woods holding a ouija board what like bro bro bro yes yes bro 1.00

01:07:20.520 okay, why the fuck 0.99

01:07:22.740 okay, so the girls I'm with 0.98

01:07:24.760 who I am

01:07:26.580 the protector

01:07:28.440 the provider

01:07:29.840 the protector and the provider

01:07:32.600 for, okay

01:07:33.640 are now not having a great

01:07:36.680 trip. What we call this is

01:07:38.620 a vibe killer

01:07:40.740 a buzz killer. You do

01:07:42.580 not bring a Ouija board around

01:07:44.780 people on mushrooms or acid

01:07:46.560 certain people have a very serious

01:07:48.420 visceral reaction to Ouija

01:07:50.440 Yeah, yeah

01:07:51.540 Very serious

01:07:52.340 So all of a sudden

01:07:53.220 That's just so funny 0.98

01:07:54.080 That a girl 0.91

01:07:54.480 So he's

01:07:58.900 So, you know

01:08:00.260 The girls get in the car 1.00

01:08:01.360 They lock the doors 1.00

01:08:02.420 They're sitting in the car

01:08:03.680 I go back over to the campsite

01:08:05.700 To yell at Jeff

01:08:06.840 Like, bro, come on 1.00

01:08:07.660 A fucking Ouija board 1.00

01:08:08.600 They're fucking 1.00

01:08:09.180 Shroomed out of their fucking minds right now 1.00

01:08:11.520 His boy starts hoisting up 1.00

01:08:13.340 A Pentecostal star into the trees

01:08:15.200 Now there's a

01:08:16.300 He's like, man, I'm not

01:08:17.940 And this is Jeff

01:08:19.000 I'm not doing any of it.

01:08:20.980 Oh, what can I say?

01:08:22.740 Sometimes spooky stuff happens.

01:08:25.320 I go, bro, people are on mushrooms. 0.99

01:08:30.440 He's got a, and all of a sudden, two seconds later, a fucking, a snake gets, he had a snake on a string. 0.99

01:08:36.420 On a string, yeah. 1.00

01:08:37.040 A fake snake slithers through the fucking, I go, Jeff, stop, bro. 1.00

01:08:41.360 You're stressing me out. 1.00

01:08:42.640 How many people do you have in this production?

01:08:44.980 Yeah, it's a big, it's a big prank for us.

01:08:46.360 Jeff Wittek has the largest production crew out of anyone.

01:08:50.320 Bro, he's probably got 15 employees.

01:08:52.560 His expenses sheet is... 0.98

01:08:53.900 Ridiculous. 0.86

01:08:54.380 He's been in the red since like 2018, dude. 0.97

01:08:57.280 He just, every dollar he makes,

01:08:58.780 he coughs into props and better equipment.

01:09:01.500 I love it.

01:09:01.940 But needless to say,

01:09:02.760 his goal was to ruin my piece this weekend.

01:09:05.120 He succeeded, bro.

01:09:06.840 You, uh...

01:09:08.380 You.

01:09:09.800 Dude, look at his eyebrow

01:09:16.700 Look at his eyebrow

01:09:17.760 Are you done?

01:09:19.980 I was going to break prayers

01:09:21.080 Are you done?

01:09:21.880 What were you going to say?

01:09:22.900 Are you done?

01:09:25.200 I just want to know if you went caving in Yosemite

01:09:28.080 Oh

01:09:28.340 Well, the glaciers

01:09:31.940 And the glazing and the glazzle

01:09:33.620 No, this is on my thing

01:09:35.340 I want to talk about this

01:09:36.180 I've been seeing caving videos

01:09:38.040 Horrified

01:09:38.660 Why would anyone do that?

01:09:41.120 Dude, no, these, dude. 0.99

01:09:42.680 Shut, the thing shuts. 0.96

01:09:44.200 No.

01:09:44.720 No.

01:09:45.480 People will insert themselves in the tiniest crevice,

01:09:50.740 a crack in a cave with a camera,

01:09:53.460 and they have to breathe a certain way

01:09:54.900 so their chest doesn't expand

01:09:56.440 to very narrowly shift their body through these caves.

01:10:01.880 It is the most painful thing for me to watch these people do this.

01:10:08.380 and watch it or think about it wild of everything i've seen like humans do i think this one makes

01:10:15.760 me cringe the most hands down i saw a tiktok video dude oh is it the dude that's like yeah

01:10:22.180 i mean they're all like that i also love i also love the parody tiktoks there'll be the guy like 0.96

01:10:26.380 in between a couple pillows and he'll be like i just ripped my nipples off i'm currently naked 0.99

01:10:32.700 and i have no penis like because you know you're like you're you're shredding your body you bring 0.99

01:10:36.680 this little rock with you to chip away the other rocks so you can like fit through the crack 0.98

01:10:39.800 i saw this tiktok video that this one guy died a certain way during caving

01:10:44.540 he was caving as previously stated and he went down in a little ravine a little rut

01:10:56.260 where there was no turnaround oh my god oh my god oh my god so he went he went head first

01:11:02.180 into this little rut

01:11:03.460 at the end of this cave

01:11:04.460 and got stuck

01:11:05.700 because he could not

01:11:06.680 turn himself around. 0.72

01:11:07.820 Suffocate.

01:11:08.620 Dude, I don't know.

01:11:09.900 No, he just left there.

01:11:11.340 He was left there alone. 1.00

01:11:12.100 What the fuck? 1.00

01:11:14.640 That's called real meditation. 1.00

01:11:15.980 That's when you need meditation.

01:11:17.240 Dude, I'm not sure

01:11:18.900 there's like a worse way to die.

01:11:21.080 Like upside down,

01:11:22.260 head down at like a 45 degree angle,

01:11:24.200 stuck in a cave,

01:11:25.000 you cannot move.

01:11:25.900 How do you die?

01:11:26.540 But also,

01:11:26.920 is it exhaustion?

01:11:27.680 Is it suffocation?

01:11:29.280 He just never came back.

01:11:30.860 Actually, that's,

01:11:31.900 I made that up

01:11:33.100 No recovery

01:11:33.520 Oh this whole story's fake?

01:11:34.860 No no no

01:11:35.180 The story's real

01:11:35.700 The story's real

01:11:36.240 And by the way

01:11:36.720 This is one of many

01:11:37.440 This is why caving

01:11:38.420 Horrifies me

01:11:39.380 I want to talk about it

01:11:40.520 But why would you

01:11:41.660 Okay

01:11:42.120 You know that thing

01:11:43.040 Of like the whole

01:11:43.500 Natural selection

01:11:44.300 Like I don't

01:11:45.540 I don't know man

01:11:46.480 Like listen

01:11:47.360 There's a lot of things

01:11:48.180 Like you wanna

01:11:48.640 You wanna dive

01:11:50.140 Under

01:11:50.700 To go to some

01:11:52.200 Beautiful thing

01:11:52.780 But bro to crawl

01:11:54.000 Through that little

01:11:55.080 Crevice

01:11:55.920 For what?

01:11:56.480 What are you doing?

01:11:57.860 For what?

01:11:59.180 What are you doing?

01:11:59.780 But they answer this question

01:12:00.780 because they get asked this question, right?

01:12:02.340 The cavers.

01:12:03.620 Cavers?

01:12:04.140 Yep.

01:12:05.100 Cavemen. 1.00

01:12:05.740 They go, the cavemen and women,

01:12:08.260 they say, you know, a lot of people ask us why we do this,

01:12:11.740 and it's, you know, it's what we do.

01:12:13.600 It's the same reason that you get out of bed in the morning

01:12:15.680 and do your thing.

01:12:16.360 Well, say it exactly how they say it, pan the camera.

01:12:19.120 Why do you guys do cavemen?

01:12:20.100 Well, if you like to be stuck in a tight position,

01:12:23.640 this is the best place for you.

01:12:25.360 Bro, no, we can't justify this.

01:12:27.960 Why?

01:12:28.280 Because some kid's going to be like, you're right.

01:12:29.740 I want to do this.

01:12:30.340 I have no purpose in my life.

01:12:31.340 Let me stick myself in a little...

01:12:33.020 Why are you doing that?

01:12:34.700 For what?

01:12:35.480 For what?

01:12:36.100 For what?

01:12:36.500 There's nothing to gain from that.

01:12:37.780 As they say in Mexico or other Spanish-speaking nations,

01:12:41.120 porque.

01:12:41.920 Porque. 1.00

01:12:43.120 If they had a gun to my mom's head, 0.83

01:12:44.900 they're like, you're going to go caving.

01:12:46.120 I'm like, she lived long enough.

01:12:47.300 She saw what I've done.

01:12:48.880 They're like, okay, okay.

01:12:49.780 That's a lot. 1.00

01:12:50.620 You're dark, dude. 0.70

01:12:51.860 You're dark. 0.99

01:12:52.220 Jesus did not know you were this dark, dude. 1.00

01:12:54.440 They're like, all right, that's a little enough. 0.99

01:12:55.580 Okay, you have to watch that guy.

01:12:58.340 I was like, nah, I still don't even want to do it.

01:12:59.700 I don't want to watch him do it because then it's just uncomfortable.

01:13:01.820 What if he gets and you get stuck?

01:13:03.000 I don't want to do it.

01:13:04.240 I've realized that I have been edgy lately, but you guys said you like edgy.

01:13:07.940 It's probably the drinking.

01:13:08.960 I feel like you're doing it because you know it's like a victory.

01:13:11.120 Are you getting, is it because you're getting a reaction or is it?

01:13:13.360 Yeah, bro, you're not because you're not edgy.

01:13:15.580 George, I know you.

01:13:16.960 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:13:17.960 First of all, we both know I've done stuff in the past.

01:13:21.060 That's true.

01:13:21.460 We had it.

01:13:23.880 Neighbor Susie.

01:13:25.120 Are you 1.00

01:13:26.380 Fuck 1.00

01:13:27.040 No wonder she likes 1.00

01:13:28.120 She was always talking to me 1.00

01:13:29.880 I thought she would have to fuck 1.00

01:13:31.220 She was always like 1.00

01:13:32.100 What are you doing today

01:13:32.740 And I was like

01:13:33.140 I don't know Susie

01:13:33.740 What are you doing today

01:13:34.540 No wonder she likes you guys

01:13:35.840 Better than me bro

01:13:36.620 No not Susie

01:13:36.920 Or Susie

01:13:37.400 This girl

01:13:37.840 This is when I first moved to LA

01:13:38.940 My first apartment

01:13:39.580 This was seven

01:13:40.180 Eight years ago

01:13:40.900 You know what Dylan just did

01:13:41.100 Dylan what did he do

01:13:41.940 He did this

01:13:43.320 Nope don't look at him for a sec

01:13:44.360 I told the joke 0.99

01:13:46.180 About neighbor Susie

01:13:47.040 He felt an energy spike

01:13:48.560 And he went like this

01:13:49.340 Like this

01:13:51.480 And it was basically

01:13:52.680 The equivalent of this

01:13:54.020 Except Dylan

01:13:55.080 Here's the thing

01:13:55.440 This is boys only

01:13:56.280 Oh we're going

01:13:57.000 He's go

01:13:57.540 You can't do it

01:13:58.880 No you did not

01:13:59.940 Give a time out sign

01:14:00.720 You like that tile

01:14:05.400 He likes it

01:14:05.960 He's a good producer

01:14:06.920 Imagine if he had no hands

01:14:07.820 How would he talk

01:14:08.440 How would you talk

01:14:09.420 How would you talk

01:14:10.960 Turn into Superman

01:14:12.100 He turned

01:14:13.040 You see that one

01:14:14.240 He went like this

01:14:15.320 He went like this

01:14:16.340 Just now

01:14:16.700 He went like this 0.99

01:14:17.260 I shit you not 0.99

01:14:17.740 He went 1.00

01:14:18.500 Where are you going 0.99

01:14:20.120 Fucking Xenon 1.00

01:14:21.820 Dude 1.00

01:14:23.260 I don't know

01:14:24.280 I've known him for a long time.

01:14:27.400 Has he always been like this?

01:14:28.380 He's always been like this.

01:14:29.520 That's fantastic.

01:14:29.960 Do you know he also is the producer of other award-winning programs?

01:14:33.760 Jake Paul's famous BS with Jake Paul.

01:14:37.300 Yep.

01:14:38.240 The Eli Manning show.

01:14:39.320 Eli Manning.

01:14:40.080 What?

01:14:40.620 Can I say the one you messaged me about?

01:14:42.240 How come Eli Manning hasn't been on our show?

01:14:44.600 Oh, that was just reached out.

01:14:46.080 He talks like, he'll hit me up and be like,

01:14:47.980 hey, man, Michael Jordan reached out to me today.

01:14:49.780 Do you think that you can get so, like, who are you talking to, bro?

01:14:52.480 And why are they not coming on the show?

01:14:53.520 Everybody.

01:14:53.840 And what does Michael Jordan want to do with Mike?

01:14:55.680 Like, bro, no, not to me.

01:14:57.020 No, no, no.

01:14:57.380 He's probably asking about Lana or you.

01:14:59.060 No, he wasn't.

01:14:59.400 That's the only reason anybody talks about it. 1.00

01:15:00.300 Michael Jordan's going to fuck. 1.00

01:15:01.380 Alana Rhodes. 1.00

01:15:02.900 Alana.

01:15:03.500 Alana Rhodes, that's weird.

01:15:04.700 Yo, yo. 1.00

01:15:05.320 Ass. 1.00

01:15:05.660 Why don't you get those people on the show? 0.99

01:15:08.200 Like Bill Maher, for example.

01:15:10.160 Bill Maher?

01:15:12.100 That would be for fire.

01:15:13.340 Yeah, I do remember that.

01:15:13.980 Yeah. 0.93

01:15:15.200 Oh, Logan fucked it up. 0.98

01:15:16.540 What a surprise. 1.00

01:15:17.720 What a fucking surprise. 1.00

01:15:19.540 Yeah. 1.00

01:15:20.080 Did he?

01:15:20.680 Did he?

01:15:21.220 Well, I'm having bad deja vu.

01:15:22.580 It seems like right now would be a good time to apologize for whatever you did.

01:15:25.160 Sorry, Bill Maher, the science guy.

01:15:28.140 That's Bill Nye.

01:15:30.100 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:15:31.540 Hold on.

01:15:31.920 What did you do to Bill Maher?

01:15:32.900 Dead serious.

01:15:34.320 Dead serious.

01:15:34.940 That's why there is no episode.

01:15:37.900 First of all, he's cancer.

01:15:40.160 Do you know Bill Nye is my dream guest?

01:15:42.340 I do. 0.98

01:15:42.640 Not shitting you. 0.75

01:15:43.380 We're getting him. 0.83

01:15:43.740 He's my dream guest.

01:15:44.860 I love him.

01:15:45.660 Bill Nye, I love you.

01:15:46.760 We're getting Nye.

01:15:48.020 What?

01:15:48.640 We're getting Nye, but not Maher.

01:15:50.160 Who's actually your dream guest?

01:15:51.900 Hey man 0.98

01:15:52.700 Did you hear what the fuck I just said 0.99

01:15:54.960 Dead or alive 0.99

01:15:56.060 I think he's sticking with his answer

01:15:59.160 Bill Nye

01:15:59.760 Dead or alive

01:16:00.700 I don't care

01:16:01.440 As you know I

01:16:02.220 Never mind

01:16:02.880 Guys why do we have guests

01:16:08.060 That's what I want to know

01:16:09.080 Why do we have guests

01:16:10.300 Low key 0.99

01:16:11.260 Fuck the guest shows 1.00

01:16:12.560 I don't even want to show up 0.99

01:16:13.780 There's enough people here 0.53

01:16:14.660 Just bring me for the bullies only

01:16:15.940 And I'll show up

01:16:16.840 They're fun

01:16:17.340 I love these episodes 0.99

01:16:18.780 Fuck 0.99

01:16:20.160 I love these shows 1.00

01:16:21.120 You know my friend

01:16:22.060 My best friend

01:16:23.100 His name's Kaveh

01:16:23.640 Came up to me

01:16:24.080 He goes

01:16:24.200 Dude don't do guest shows

01:16:25.020 I go why

01:16:25.740 He goes 1.00

01:16:26.000 They suck compared to your boys only 1.00

01:16:27.820 Your boys only 1.00

01:16:28.480 You guys are fucking 1.00

01:16:29.120 100% 0.99

01:16:29.980 We should be doing two of these a month

01:16:31.660 We should be doing two guests

01:16:32.780 Two boys only 0.99

01:16:33.280 Boys only

01:16:38.280 Why do you say that?

01:16:39.380 Why do you say that?

01:16:41.360 So boys only

01:16:42.540 Guest guests

01:16:43.180 Boys only

01:16:43.840 Boys only

01:16:44.800 Guest guests

01:16:45.500 Boys only

01:16:46.200 So

01:16:46.500 That's what he just said 1.00

01:16:48.540 You guys fuck bro 1.00

01:16:49.960 You guys fuck 1.00

01:16:51.020 me and my girlfriend don't even have this type of 1.00

01:16:54.320 bond bro you guys 1.00

01:16:56.160 fuck okay I will 1.00

01:16:58.220 say it out loud you guys fuck I just 1.00

01:17:00.140 want to know who's top who's bottom tell me right now 1.00

01:17:02.120 provider protector

01:17:04.100 protector penetrator

01:17:05.360 that's

01:17:08.680 not

01:17:09.660 let me explain

01:17:14.280 something

01:17:14.620 everywhere you

01:17:18.180 look there's an example of a

01:17:20.180 Duo, Pippin, Jordan, Peyton, Kemp, Kanye, Jason.

01:17:26.980 You can't even say our names.

01:17:27.920 Bro.

01:17:28.460 Don't even.

01:17:29.240 Dude, don't.

01:17:30.100 George.

01:17:30.880 Jesus.

01:17:31.920 George.

01:17:32.500 That works.

01:17:33.040 Jesus.

01:17:34.000 Dylan.

01:17:35.380 Hands.

01:17:35.780 Bill Marks.

01:17:43.980 There's always a dude.

01:17:48.300 Dylan.

01:17:49.380 Hands.

01:17:50.180 that's so many layers to it bro

01:17:53.300 that's so many layers to it

01:17:55.380 oh my god 1.00

01:17:56.340 oh shit 1.00

01:18:02.820 shit 1.00

01:18:05.020 shit 1.00

01:18:06.380 can you show Dylan 1.00

01:18:10.480 oh god almighty bro

01:18:14.860 bro you would make the best guy to land a plane bro

01:18:17.920 100% 1.00

01:18:20.700 Even the fucking terrorists 1.00

01:18:21.680 Are like 1.00

01:18:21.920 Wait wait

01:18:22.400 Why do we listen to him

01:18:23.320 He seems like he has a good idea

01:18:24.560 He's like

01:18:24.880 Come land it here

01:18:25.740 Yo I want to get

01:18:27.340 Nate Diaz on the show

01:18:28.420 Who else

01:18:29.820 We saw him

01:18:30.140 We saw him

01:18:30.760 We can make that happen

01:18:32.860 No no no

01:18:33.320 Sorry sorry

01:18:34.120 It's gonna happen

01:18:34.880 I don't know why

01:18:35.760 I don't know why

01:18:36.980 I brought it up so

01:18:37.660 So fervently

01:18:38.560 I got something

01:18:39.400 I got something

01:18:40.040 The

01:18:41.480 The

01:18:41.960 The

01:18:42.520 The

01:18:42.580 The

01:18:42.600 The

01:18:42.620 The

01:18:42.660 The

01:18:42.740 The

01:18:42.760 The

01:18:42.820 The

01:18:43.120 The

01:18:43.620 The

01:18:43.760 The

01:18:44.400 The

01:18:44.660 The

01:18:44.680 The

01:18:44.720 The

01:18:44.760 The

01:18:44.780 The

01:18:45.240 Is that how I moan when I kiss my girl?

01:18:53.200 No, it's not red.

01:18:53.820 It's like this.

01:18:58.480 You know?

01:19:01.060 You're in love, brother.

01:19:01.880 And then there's just me sweeping the floor in the background. 1.00

01:19:04.220 All the fucking shit you dropped on it. 1.00

01:19:07.080 One grain of rice. 1.00

01:19:08.760 Listen, I've been watching The Bachelorette.

01:19:10.740 And I've been doing so because it's, as previously stated, I now have a girlfriend.

01:19:14.360 That's an obligation.

01:19:15.020 If you're a boyfriend

01:19:15.780 And your girlfriend

01:19:16.320 Watches The Bachelorette 1.00

01:19:17.740 You watch The Bachelorette

01:19:18.860 Common Logan L

01:19:20.520 Common Logan L

01:19:21.820 Common

01:19:22.240 Common Logan L

01:19:24.120 Like bro

01:19:25.460 Right 1.00

01:19:25.840 What the fuck 1.00

01:19:26.840 Put your foot down 1.00

01:19:27.700 And turn on SportsCenter 1.00

01:19:28.860 Like a fucking 0.99

01:19:29.540 No 1.00

01:19:29.780 You know you watch

01:19:31.040 This is why

01:19:32.280 Oh my god

01:19:33.100 He watches it too

01:19:33.800 Growing up

01:19:34.720 My dad would sit us down

01:19:36.040 And we would all watch

01:19:36.840 The Bachelor and Bachelorette

01:19:37.960 As a family 0.98

01:19:38.420 There's no fucking way 0.97

01:19:39.220 I swear to god 0.97

01:19:39.600 My dad loved it

01:19:40.300 Would be at the couch

01:19:41.440 And be like

01:19:42.240 I can't believe

01:19:42.920 You gave the roast to her

01:19:44.140 I swear to god

01:19:45.000 You'll never force me to believe that

01:19:46.860 If I believe that

01:19:49.820 I believe you are the family from Hills Have Eyes

01:19:52.240 I do not

01:19:53.820 I do not believe

01:19:55.540 I swear 1.00

01:19:56.040 Your fucking chainsaw wielding 1.00

01:20:00.240 Knife 1.00

01:20:01.260 Knife in hand

01:20:04.020 Wielding

01:20:05.380 Meat eater of a father 1.00

01:20:07.200 Could watch a shit program 1.00

01:20:10.340 How dare you 1.00

01:20:11.480 How dare you

01:20:14.240 I am a proud member of Bachelor Nation

01:20:16.520 and you will not offend us like that

01:20:18.840 take that hour 1.00

01:20:19.920 and fucking culture yourself 1.00

01:20:22.980 watch a fucking movie 1.00

01:20:25.060 two hours brother 1.00

01:20:25.820 shut up 0.99

01:20:28.280 oh you on with him 1.00

01:20:30.380 did you watch The Bachelor

01:20:32.640 like just at any 0.99

01:20:38.720 fucking point in your life 0.99

01:20:39.660 do you ever sit down and tell your boys 0.99

01:20:42.880 He says, hey, come, let's gather around the couch and the TV and watch The Bachelor.

01:20:47.920 Dude, if you weren't watching The Bachelor, you were wrong.

01:20:51.140 Yes!

01:20:52.760 I told you, we love it.

01:20:54.600 We love The Bachelor.

01:20:55.940 In Ohio, we love it. 0.98

01:20:57.320 He, there's no fucking way. 0.99

01:20:58.880 Swear, he loved it. 1.00

01:21:00.460 What are you, fucking chopping wood and watching who's handing who a rose? 1.00

01:21:04.580 What's going on? 1.00

01:21:06.300 Dude, bro, listen, listen.

01:21:07.940 When you want a swing tail in Ohio, you tell chicks you're watching The Bachelor. 0.99

01:21:11.820 They fucking love it. 0.99

01:21:12.640 Oh, there's a strategy. 1.00

01:21:13.860 It was strategic.

01:21:14.740 Okay, now I get it.

01:21:16.000 We're going to call you right back after this segment,

01:21:17.880 but I'm going to be honest with you.

01:21:18.620 I'm going to tell you like a man. 0.99

01:21:19.660 I'm going to talk shit about you when I hang up. 0.99

01:21:21.020 Ask him how his ribs are, though. 0.99

01:21:23.060 How was your ribs, bro?

01:21:24.460 Broken ribs.

01:21:25.620 Oh, dude, they're okay now.

01:21:27.500 I'm back, I'm moving, and I'm doing it, you know?

01:21:32.400 Did you hit your head?

01:21:33.260 What happened?

01:21:34.400 I'll explain.

01:21:35.040 I'll explain.

01:21:35.340 Dad, I'll call you later.

01:21:36.080 I love you.

01:21:40.060 Broke my back.

01:21:41.460 I saw that. 0.97

01:21:42.380 final that was after i left no we were we were we were yeah we were fucking around i told you me 0.71

01:21:47.960 and my dad had a good a good time together and we were getting a little rough and he was we were 0.88

01:21:52.580 drunk and he was doing like wwe moves on me and he did he did one where he like jumped up high and

01:21:58.160 like went for elbow but landed on the arm of the couch like like his his ribs just hit the arm of 0.98

01:22:03.700 the couch and he broke his shit wait did he go to the hospital right away or was he like i'll just 0.99

01:22:08.180 go to sleep. Let me ask you one fucking 1.00

01:22:10.300 thing. Yeah. Do you think Greg Paul 1.00

01:22:12.080 ever goes to the hospital unless he's dying

01:22:14.300 from a widow? He watches The

01:22:16.200 Bachelor. Okay, so

01:22:18.220 yes, I think he went to urgent care

01:22:20.140 at this point.

01:22:23.400 He's giggling. 1.00

01:22:24.240 What's that shit? All right, listen, I'm going to 1.00

01:22:26.380 call you back. I got to dive into this Bachelor talk because

01:22:28.140 it's important.

01:22:30.540 Thanks. Bye.

01:22:31.920 It just, first of all, I still don't believe

01:22:34.320 it, whether or not he said that. You thought that was

01:22:36.240 a defect? And by the way, the fact

01:22:38.160 that he said it and gave the reason why he

01:22:40.180 made you guys watch it makes more sense to me.

01:22:42.000 Of course, yeah, you find a girl. Uh-uh, brother.

01:22:44.200 I'm telling you, he loved the show.

01:22:45.960 Listen to me. If you

01:22:47.320 were some sort of movie

01:22:50.180 buff, like

01:22:51.880 me and Jeff, we talk about it all the time.

01:22:54.180 If you grew up where we grew up

01:22:56.200 at the time we grew up, keep it yourself,

01:22:58.200 George, 1940s, we get it, George.

01:22:59.880 Just relax.

01:23:01.980 And you hadn't seen the 1.00

01:23:03.600 fucking dope movie, and somebody 0.99

01:23:06.080 said a line from Pulp Fiction, you were like, 1.00

01:23:07.820 What movie is that from? 0.99

01:23:09.740 They would say, get him the fuck out. 1.00

01:23:11.860 That kid's a pussy. 1.00

01:23:13.120 Or I won't say the real word they were using at that point. 1.00

01:23:15.720 Get him the fuck out, okay? 0.99

01:23:18.600 He ain't one of us. 0.99

01:23:19.800 It wasn't possible.

01:23:20.540 So it just wasn't possible.

01:23:22.680 If you didn't know the Biggie song, if you didn't know Pulp Fiction, 0.99

01:23:25.580 you hadn't seen Heat, you hadn't seen all these fucking movies, 0.99

01:23:28.540 Goodfellas, all these cultural heavyweights. 0.97

01:23:31.300 Why are you going to talk on my program?

01:23:32.940 The reason is, it would be one thing if you had seen it all, 0.99

01:23:35.860 you had heard every fucking album, 0.98

01:23:37.240 You were up to date on the importance of the culture 1.00

01:23:39.320 But your ass ain't 1.00

01:23:40.560 So the fact that you're sitting there consuming that bullshit 1.00

01:23:43.360 Moan kissing that girl 1.00

01:23:45.600 Watching that fucking show 1.00

01:23:47.180 That was culture 1.00

01:23:47.960 The Bachelor and Bachelorette 0.99

01:23:50.420 Don't you fucking dare 0.99

01:23:52.480 Jeff your parents were watching The Bachelor 0.99

01:23:55.200 They were at Woodstock

01:23:56.480 I know exactly what you guys are talking about

01:23:59.140 Like when I go up to somebody

01:24:00.840 And I'm like yo that episode of Hannah Montana

01:24:02.560 Where her identity was almost revealed

01:24:04.340 And they're like who's Hannah Montana

01:24:05.600 i'm like get this get them out get them out look it makes it just makes life i i i do like the show

01:24:12.300 we watched it and i gotta say i almost can't believe it's a real show with it's it's so

01:24:20.080 entertaining and especially as a production guy like i wish y'all could see what i see right now

01:24:25.460 like with the lights and the cameras like when bachelor shoots you you sometimes catch a cameraman

01:24:30.500 like you know in the scene but it is a full-on very big production these people are falling in

01:24:37.680 love which i don't know if they do or don't or try to convince themselves they do but on camera 0.97

01:24:42.160 in front of an entire crew of it's it's fascinating to me and at the finale this was fucked up 0.81

01:24:50.300 the guy who married the one girl his name is tino i want to say the girl's name is rachel if not i'm 0.93

01:24:56.360 is going to call her rachel the blonde girl rachel and tino got engaged he ended up cheating on her

01:25:01.580 and so he kissed another girl uh he wasn't sure about the marriage whatever that night no no no

01:25:07.840 this was like after the show ended right and so now we're on the finale it's live it's a little

01:25:11.540 it is a live show and you know they they had broken up and the guy the host is like you know

01:25:18.140 tino's here if you want a chance to speak to him and the whole bachelor of the nation is like

01:25:22.220 finally we're gonna get to hear them hash it out live on camera so the guy tino comes and he's

01:25:28.540 trying to explain himself and like one of them is lying about something like i i couldn't i couldn't

01:25:32.160 keep up with it or like figure out who the fuck was lying but i do feel bad and they brought out 0.76

01:25:37.380 they brought out the other guy that was in contention that lost instead of tino that almost 0.98

01:25:44.480 won the guy that she was like really head over heels in love with but but he would she thought

01:25:49.200 he was too young so they brought him out after this guy tino was just you know vulnerable and

01:25:55.620 admitted to cheating and he asked rachel on a date in front of tino in front of america 1.00

01:26:03.640 he's like you want to get out of here like now and she's like yeah shut up shut the fuck up 0.99

01:26:10.680 what are you fucking talking about easy mike mike mike this is not our house this is not our place 1.00

01:26:18.020 You fucking pussy! 1.00

01:26:20.340 What are you saying? 1.00

01:26:23.000 Tito asked me.

01:26:25.120 I know, but I know, but...

01:26:28.120 Because Tito didn't like Johnny. 1.00

01:26:30.300 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:26:32.000 Mike, you can't do that. 1.00

01:26:33.840 You know what's fucked up is he got me sucked in. 0.99

01:26:35.920 I was like, what happened? 0.98

01:26:36.760 No, no, because it's important.

01:26:38.840 It's important.

01:26:40.000 It's unplugged.

01:26:44.120 You see what you've done?

01:26:45.300 No.

01:26:46.240 Hey, can I ask you a question?

01:26:47.520 No, no, no, because what they did to Tino was wrong.

01:26:50.060 It was wrong. 0.99

01:26:50.980 He was sitting there in front of America, fucking embarrassed, with no wife, 0.99

01:26:54.460 and the guy he was competing against just took his ex-fiance. 1.00

01:26:58.460 And we saw it all live.

01:27:00.660 I felt so bad for him.

01:27:02.080 The Bachelor Nation was upset.

01:27:03.800 They go, I don't know what I just watched. 0.99

01:27:05.380 The tweets were like, but that was fucked up. 0.99

01:27:07.680 And the host, Jesse Palmer. 0.99

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