Impaulsive with Logan Paul - October 04, 2022


E346 Shaq Talks Kobe Regrets, Why LeBron Isn’t GOAT, Says Logan Is Next Jeffrey Dahmer

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E345 Logan Paul Fires Co-Hosts, Exposes New Girlfriend, Bashes Deji VS. Mayweather E347 Sebastian Maniscalco’s Beef With Joe Rogan & Jake Paul’s Team 10 House

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1 hour and 30 minutes

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00:02:42.780 welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world thank you for listening watching
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00:03:15.900 entertaining, and we have an amazing guest for you guys today. I have an intro for him. I don't
00:03:19.520 want to keep him waiting. He is a busy guy. Ladies and gentlemen, our guest today is one of the
00:03:23.260 greatest NBA players of all time. But it's his time off the court that's helped him become one
00:03:29.100 of the top five wealthiest players the league has ever produced. From investments, brand deals,
00:03:35.140 franchise ownership, his portfolio is stock full of wins and only continues to grow. He's in Vegas
00:03:39.780 for the event in support of his foundation that creates pathways for underserved youth
00:03:43.820 to help them achieve their full potential. Ladies and gentlemen, it is Shaquille O'Neal.
00:03:48.100 he's gonna have to come around the front look at those pants
00:03:55.240 so this might be this might be a little clunky uh because again it is a live show so just let me
00:04:09.740 know if the the audio works the headphones fit your head so far so good all that money you're
00:04:16.200 making you couldn't get a bigger stage hey we've been complaining about it for a while
00:04:19.360 hello everyone
00:04:24.160 what's up brother so how are you i can't complain i'm just you know taking it easy for sure dude
00:04:31.800 we have been trying to get you on this podcast so long for so long so long finally you're here
00:04:37.020 hold on let me see if the check cleared the check has it it's cleared now we uh we tried
00:04:45.220 to get you on one time before but we had oliver tree do me a favor close your legs while you're 1.00
00:04:48.500 talking to me i want to see turn that away he's like whoa dude you almost slapped your dick in 1.00
00:04:57.020 my face right you can't make a joke like that jeez close your legs the little boy shorts you got on 1.00
00:05:01.700 that was wrong of me i was i was told this is fashion do you know that the shorts are getting
00:05:06.400 higher no no i do not why do you look more like a dad than shack does with these high
00:05:10.840 you do look like a dad
00:05:13.740 what are you talking about is it the glasses
00:05:15.180 these are new yeah I know I see
00:05:17.200 the Jeffrey Dahmer joints
00:05:18.460 what's going on
00:05:21.340 what did I do wrong
00:05:22.860 you've been watching Netflix so have I
00:05:25.320 I'm on episode 6 right now
00:05:27.140 hey
00:05:28.120 he's the star of the show
00:05:30.620 I'm just getting toasted
00:05:32.120 it's a low prescription it's not just for style
00:05:35.400 I was
00:05:37.060 actually speaking here earlier in front of all these people
00:05:39.420 and this is funny guys
00:05:40.580 i actually said the staples center is in london like i'm and some of you may have caught that
00:05:45.460 it's in los angeles um it's because i can see your faces now like i can't see faces like this
00:05:50.860 and i'm used to speaking like this and when i do this i just i've realized so many people were
00:05:54.400 looking at me what do you usually think's happening if you don't have the glasses i don't
00:06:00.160 look at the wall i don't think about it you're you're used to performing obviously in front of
00:06:04.280 groups of people man and yes i am do you get any nerves when you when you come up here to do stuff
00:06:09.020 like this no not at all just have you know I like to I like to make people laugh and I like to make
00:06:14.440 people feel good because these guys you know I know these are the Anheuser-Busch people am I
00:06:19.100 correct so so they have they have real jobs get up at eight yeah work all day orders all that come
00:06:27.200 home at five like us we get to just do whatever we want to do so I really respect people like this
00:06:32.120 because this was our moms our dad so I just try to you know they're here in Vegas having a good
00:06:36.900 So while we're here for an hour, I just want to make them laugh.
00:06:39.400 Let's chop it up, dude.
00:06:40.560 Hell yeah.
00:06:41.760 Real jobs out there making real money and coming to Vegas just to lose it.
00:06:45.720 Are you gambling here?
00:06:46.860 No, sir.
00:06:47.340 I'm not a gambling man.
00:06:48.240 Ever?
00:06:48.900 Ever.
00:06:49.600 Why not?
00:06:52.020 The definition of money is not how much you make, it's how much you keep.
00:06:57.880 Fastest dollar earned is the dollar saved.
00:06:59.440 Exactly.
00:07:00.260 Yeah, but surely you never go put a thousand on a number in roulette?
00:07:03.760 No, never.
00:07:04.360 I used to when I was your age
00:07:06.480 but now that I'm a dad I have to relax
00:07:08.460 I got you
00:07:09.140 but it is Sin City
00:07:10.700 you surely have some place when you're here in Vegas
00:07:13.360 nothing
00:07:13.760 what do you do after you get finished spinning at the end of the night
00:07:16.860 do you think I'm going to tell all these people
00:07:18.440 next question please
00:07:21.540 no I don't go to strip clubs
00:07:24.340 so don't ask me that 1.00
00:07:25.920 hey Shaq you do so much
00:07:28.400 stuff man 1.00
00:07:29.080 I walked into a
00:07:31.520 where was I
00:07:32.520 an office max
00:07:34.380 And I think I saw a giant cutout of you with a printer.
00:07:37.700 Then I turned on the TV.
00:07:38.900 You're doing an ad.
00:07:39.980 You're part of Authentic Brand Groups, ABG.
00:07:42.240 But correct me if I'm wrong.
00:07:44.600 ABG bought the rights to you?
00:07:48.520 How does that work?
00:07:49.760 They brought the rights to half of my likeness.
00:07:53.360 Because when I was a youngster, you know, like when you're watching basketball and, you know, you see Larry Bird and Matthew Johnson and, you know, Air Jordan.
00:08:03.940 I said to myself, I want to have a name like that.
00:08:05.940 And I realized I did have a name like that, Shaquille O'Neal.
00:08:08.400 So, you know, going into this and, you know, I said to myself,
00:08:12.960 when I'm done playing, I want to still be relevant.
00:08:15.300 I want to still be, you know, looked at.
00:08:18.180 You know, like Muhammad Ali, Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson,
00:08:21.400 those names live forever.
00:08:22.560 So in order to do that, I had to sign, partner with a company
00:08:25.720 such as Authentic Brands Group.
00:08:27.660 And, you know, we've been doing really big things.
00:08:29.500 Do you feel like you needed to sign with a company like ABG
00:08:32.720 in order for that legacy to happen with your name?
00:08:35.620 Yes and no.
00:08:36.640 I've got like five guys who were doing a fabulous job,
00:08:39.660 but to get on the worldwide stage, I had to partner with somebody.
00:08:43.560 But you also own a large percentage of ABG shares as well, correct?
00:08:48.880 So it kind of works both ways?
00:08:50.600 I don't know.
00:08:51.300 I don't know.
00:08:53.560 No, it's not that.
00:08:54.540 It's like I don't want to sit here and talk about what I own and what I do.
00:08:58.300 This is not what these people came to hear.
00:08:59.740 I'm just, I'm fortunate to have done a JV, a joint ventureship with the company, and I just wanted my name to live forever.
00:09:07.720 See, that desire to have a long-lasting legacy, even after you leave the sport, is kind of a strategic, like a high-level business thought.
00:09:15.920 Did you always have that propensity to do business at a younger age, or was that something that you kind of grew into?
00:09:21.320 No, I had to develop it.
00:09:23.500 You know, my father was a drill sergeant, so the way he raised me was through horror stories.
00:09:28.160 No, no, it's a true fact that 65% to 70% of all professional athletes when they're done
00:09:36.280 three to five years after they're playing have nothing.
00:09:39.760 And I used to always tell every time an athlete did something crazy, I would get in trouble.
00:09:44.200 Right?
00:09:45.200 So, no, seriously, a true story, when I was 12, 13, my father came home one day and he
00:09:52.100 was crying. 0.99
00:09:53.100 And he said, if I ever catch you messing with coke, I will kill you. 0.99
00:09:56.720 I'm 13 I'm like dad I'm a Pepsi guy but he wasn't playing so it was a guy by the 0.95
00:10:04.820 name of Lynn Byers I don't know if you familiar with the name he was gonna be
00:10:08.120 the number one pick and my father died like Lynn was my brother like he cried
00:10:14.060 so hard so like I was always you know whenever people make a mistake he would
00:10:18.400 he would use those stories to teach me and then he would end it if I catch you 0.99
00:10:21.840 doing this I will kill you no seriously so the drugs don't kill you I will 0.99
00:10:26.100 Exactly. So I always had to, you know, focus on education, focus on business. 0.99
00:10:30.360 And then, you know, when you're in the NBA, it's a fantasy world.
00:10:34.560 But you get to live a good life.
00:10:36.560 And if you are responsible, you can continue to live that life.
00:10:39.700 As you see, I got on pajamas.
00:10:41.040 I don't really have a job.
00:10:42.960 That's because when I was 18, going into 19, 20, 30,
00:10:47.340 I listened to my parents because they always said, hey, man, education, education,
00:10:51.400 business, business, business, partnership, partnerships, relationships.
00:10:56.100 be respectful and do the right thing i'm nowhere near being a parent yet actually you know what
00:11:00.820 i don't know if that's true that's not what i heard i'm not a parent yet but um i i fear that
00:11:07.660 if uh i try to be strict like your dad was with you they'll just rebel right i i feel like a lot
00:11:13.560 of times kids are reactive it's different so you know my my kids are gated community gangsters
00:11:19.660 Yes, yes.
00:11:22.080 So, listen, when I was growing up,
00:11:24.640 there was a lot of trials and tribulations.
00:11:26.100 So he had to be like that.
00:11:28.440 And you know, his basic thing was,
00:11:30.120 I want you to be a leader and not a follower.
00:11:32.380 So he had to be right.
00:11:34.500 But my kid's not like that.
00:11:36.240 And I have six wonderful children.
00:11:37.960 I don't have any problems with my children.
00:11:41.320 I tell them all the time,
00:11:42.520 we don't need another basketball player.
00:11:45.040 There's six of y'all.
00:11:45.900 Somebody give me law school, somebody give me hedge fund.
00:11:49.100 I got one daughter that's a marketing director at Pepsi.
00:11:53.020 So listen, I just want you education, have fun, be yourself.
00:11:57.940 And I tell them, they kind of got mad at this,
00:12:00.460 but I say, in order to touch daddy's cheese,
00:12:03.100 you gotta have three degrees.
00:12:05.060 That's a lot of degrees.
00:12:06.100 Yeah, because I believe in respectable nepotism.
00:12:11.060 You know, I was with the Miami Heat one day
00:12:13.060 and an article came out.
00:12:14.860 The grandmother leaves the son $250 million, right?
00:12:19.700 So I didn't think nothing of it
00:12:21.260 because it's a rich family.
00:12:22.660 So I go in the locker room one day to shoot
00:12:24.320 and this kid's on his knees scrubbing the bathroom floor.
00:12:28.020 And I'm looking at him like,
00:12:30.420 hey man, didn't your grandmother just give you 250 million?
00:12:32.900 Yeah, but dad wants me to start from the bottom.
00:12:34.760 So he had to do that.
00:12:35.800 He was picking up jocks and he was, you know,
00:12:38.380 he started in the marketing department
00:12:39.700 and now I think he's the vice president.
00:12:41.200 Once I saw that, I was like, you know what?
00:12:43.140 that right there is respectable nepotism.
00:12:44.900 Cause the kid went to Duke, his grandma gave him 250.
00:12:47.260 He could have been like, I'm not doing anything.
00:12:48.540 But his dad said, nope, you start from the bottom.
00:12:51.000 So that's, that's what I also teach my kids.
00:12:53.360 And I also have to teach them, we're not rich.
00:12:56.420 I'm rich.
00:12:57.260 I love that.
00:12:58.100 I love that line so much.
00:12:59.260 That's true.
00:13:00.680 Daddy, we're rich.
00:13:01.840 My baby.
00:13:03.280 You know my oldest son, he's very smart.
00:13:06.640 And it was kind of my fault.
00:13:07.580 I said, my man, if you, if you get all A's this next semester
00:13:10.720 you can get whatever you want.
00:13:12.320 So he gets all A's, and I was like,
00:13:13.760 go in the dealership and pick one.
00:13:15.200 Then I get a call from Tesla. 1.00
00:13:17.240 I said, man, you better take your ass 1.00
00:13:18.520 across the street to Honda. 1.00
00:13:22.200 He was trying to save you money on gas, bro. 0.98
00:13:24.840 I'm not buying you no damn Tesla. 0.96
00:13:29.200 But it is like father likes- 0.97
00:13:30.320 Hold on.
00:13:31.160 You ain't gonna ask me a question? 1.00
00:13:32.600 Oh, damn. 1.00
00:13:33.440 He waits. 1.00
00:13:34.600 He likes to wait until he's got the-
00:13:35.920 Bro, you tapped me in play mode and I broke my hand.
00:13:38.600 What happens if I ask the wrong question
00:13:40.240 and you punch me?
00:13:42.320 Nah, I'm actually
00:13:43.640 You wear short shorts
00:13:45.960 I'm telling you
00:13:47.540 They're making a resurgence
00:13:48.920 You know what, hold on
00:13:49.760 I'm so sorry
00:13:57.540 Now you gotta say something
00:13:59.040 Listen man, I read the Bible a lot
00:14:00.620 When they talk about David and Goliath
00:14:02.160 I've never seen a giant
00:14:03.200 You've been sitting over here for 30 minutes
00:14:07.420 And that's all you can freaking say
00:14:08.640 That's the question
00:14:11.620 I'm just sitting
00:14:13.760 Are you drunk?
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00:14:19.340 I have one question
00:14:22.060 Is there any chance I can for two seconds
00:14:24.140 Put these up so I can hear what's going on
00:14:26.440 You don't have to ask the producer
00:14:28.320 Just take things off
00:14:29.540 I feel like I just fucked up everybody's vibe
00:14:32.340 I'm like right next to them
00:14:34.640 But I can't hear anything in this
00:14:36.040 Let's give George a round of applause
00:14:39.140 Get him back in the game
00:14:41.060 He's your partner.
00:14:41.860 He's the newest.
00:14:42.620 You might want to give him his two-week notice.
00:14:45.760 That's the question, dude.
00:14:46.920 Honestly.
00:14:47.400 No, it's not how it works in this show.
00:14:48.720 You don't even get a two-week notice.
00:14:50.460 You're fired, brother.
00:14:52.320 Speak. 1.00
00:14:52.980 No, come on, Georgie.
00:14:53.920 The audience loves it.
00:14:54.680 They love how awkward he is.
00:14:56.640 No, I just couldn't hear you guys.
00:14:58.840 The closest one in the room, but I could not hear a word, so I was just doing this.
00:15:01.820 So now that you can hear.
00:15:02.600 Any question.
00:15:03.180 Do you have a question for Chef? 0.93
00:15:04.380 Yeah, can we fucking move on so I can jump in? 0.99
00:15:08.380 This is like double Dutch, but everybody's pointing at you. 1.00
00:15:10.380 I know it is obnoxious, but, I mean, you're huge. 1.00
00:15:14.100 You're massive.
00:15:15.320 When did you realize, like, oh, I'm still growing,
00:15:17.740 and I am going to be much bigger than literally everyone around me?
00:15:20.940 Age three.
00:15:23.080 No, so age ten.
00:15:25.360 Because my father taught me all sports, you know, boxing, football,
00:15:31.060 baseball, basketball.
00:15:32.360 So we beat this team one time, like, 100 to four.
00:15:37.360 Isn't there a mercy rule?
00:15:38.400 No, seriously, 100 to four.
00:15:39.380 No, there wasn't a mercy rule.
00:15:41.040 And I remember this kid, his father running on the court, bad and upset.
00:15:46.180 Said, no way this kid is 10.
00:15:48.020 If he's 10, he's going to be the best basketball player ever.
00:15:50.400 No way.
00:15:51.100 And my father was so happy.
00:15:52.260 My father say, see, see, see if you listen to me.
00:15:54.900 So shortly after that, I went to the Knicks game.
00:15:58.860 And I see my favorite guy in the world, Dr. J.
00:16:00.900 He goes baseline and the crowd goes crazy.
00:16:04.280 And I always had to dress my father as sir.
00:16:06.080 So, you know, he would always say, like, he would always train me
00:16:09.240 and I would always wimp out and he'd be like,
00:16:10.760 you're not ready, get away from me.
00:16:12.400 But after that moment, I saw Dr. J and I was like,
00:16:14.480 sir, I think I know what I want to be.
00:16:16.340 I want to be an NBA player.
00:16:18.040 And he says to me, 12 years old,
00:16:19.740 if you listen to me, I'll make you
00:16:21.080 one of the best big men ever.
00:16:22.400 No way.
00:16:23.240 And he said it and he had so much, you know,
00:16:26.760 he had a tear in his eye.
00:16:28.000 So I had to believe him.
00:16:29.880 So at 12, I knew it was bigger than everybody else.
00:16:33.120 And he just taught me to be mean and ferocious,
00:16:36.320 taught me to bow people in the face, 0.97
00:16:38.000 Kick them throw them down and just you know do whatever. I can't imagine you kicking or throwing me down. I wouldn't do that to you 0.96
00:16:53.520 Don't like the way you're gonna laugh like that. He wants you to get hit 0.98
00:16:57.460 You already know what I'm gonna say 0.98
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00:17:51.680 you had that same moment with uh with two of your sons right coming up to you saying this is what i
00:17:58.160 want to do for a living is that two of your sons, right?
00:18:01.760 Wanted to play ball for a living?
00:18:03.720 You got sons, Miles?
00:18:04.820 Oh, two of my sons, I was like two-year sons.
00:18:07.460 Sucks when he can't hear us.
00:18:09.540 Yeah, I just, look, I teach them how to play. 0.78
00:18:13.220 I want them to have fun.
00:18:14.160 I want them to follow their dreams, but it's no pressure.
00:18:17.300 You know, I was taught that pressure is when you don't know
00:18:19.960 where your next meal is coming from.
00:18:21.820 I have a lot of stories that, you know,
00:18:23.280 hopefully people could relate to.
00:18:24.500 So, rookie year, we're playing the New York Knicks
00:18:29.280 and I have a terrible game.
00:18:30.640 And I get a call on my phone, my father, 0.99
00:18:34.320 he says, get your ass home right now. 0.98
00:18:36.320 So I get home, I land late and, you know, 0.99
00:18:39.060 I don't wanna talk to you, be here tomorrow at 0500. 0.99
00:18:41.460 If you don't, I'm gonna knock your ass out, 0.99
00:18:42.820 0500 is 5 a.m. 0.99
00:18:44.860 So I'm there at 5 a.m.
00:18:47.500 He's already dressed and we get in the car and we ride.
00:18:50.300 And I was like, well, what? 0.97
00:18:51.400 Shut the hell up, we just riding. 0.97
00:18:53.500 So I come across this homeless family 0.98
00:18:56.440 that he always takes care of.
00:18:57.580 Gives him money, give him clothes, whatever.
00:18:59.580 And we're just looking for an hour.
00:19:01.760 He said, what happened in the game yesterday?
00:19:04.020 He said, man, I don't know, I let the pressure get to me.
00:19:06.380 He was pissed. 0.94
00:19:07.720 You spoil your mother effer, making all this money, 0.98
00:19:10.120 talking about pressure, blah, blah, blah. 0.95
00:19:12.080 This is pressure where you don't know
00:19:13.440 where your next meal is coming from.
00:19:15.320 Get out.
00:19:16.900 Like, what do you mean, get out?
00:19:17.920 Get out.
00:19:18.960 I knew what he wanted me to do, but I was like, okay.
00:19:21.120 So now, it was a guy, his wife, and two kids.
00:19:25.000 I can't have him laying on the street.
00:19:26.840 So I went and talked to the guy, nice guy.
00:19:29.300 He said, look man, I just lost my job.
00:19:30.900 I just got down on some hard time.
00:19:32.200 But he was very dedicated.
00:19:33.880 He's like, but I'm gonna get back, I'm gonna get back.
00:19:35.480 I said, all right, hold on.
00:19:37.780 Jake, yeah, what's up?
00:19:39.280 You still got them apartments that you're building?
00:19:41.800 Yeah, well, I need a three bedroom apartment today.
00:19:44.480 How much, 3,000, 36,000?
00:19:46.240 I'm rewiring the money.
00:19:47.060 So now I got him off the streets, right?
00:19:49.660 I gave him that.
00:19:50.500 Gave him some cash, you know, for the clothes and stuff.
00:19:52.280 And then I asked the guy, I said,
00:19:53.160 what do you like to do?
00:19:54.000 He said, man, I'll do whatever.
00:19:55.860 Hey, Tony, you still got that lawn service?
00:19:57.620 Hey, you got that lawn service?
00:19:59.600 I'm gonna send the guy over, boom, boom, boom,
00:20:01.160 make sure he get paid, whatever, I'll pay you back.
00:20:04.140 So got the guy out the street, got him started.
00:20:07.480 Two years after that, the guy started his own lawn service.
00:20:10.500 He was cutting my grass in Orlando.
00:20:12.720 I had to let him go last month
00:20:15.660 because I sold my house in Orlando.
00:20:17.160 But pressure to me is when you don't know
00:20:19.480 where your next meal is coming from.
00:20:20.720 So I try not to complain.
00:20:22.220 I try not to use that word, pressure.
00:20:24.240 So I always tell my kids, just go play, have fun.
00:20:27.320 If you make it, cool.
00:20:28.400 If you don't, I understand, but you must have education
00:20:31.160 because respectable nepotism is the way that we can go.
00:20:34.300 It's really interesting how you're parenting
00:20:37.660 the opposite style of your parents, but it worked for you.
00:20:42.120 Because I was a high-level juvenile delinquent.
00:20:44.560 High-level.
00:20:45.480 No, really, I was a follower, and I got disciplined so much to the point
00:20:49.980 until that Dr. J moment.
00:20:51.800 Once that Dr. J moment came, I said, okay, you know what?
00:20:54.560 I'm going to start being a leader, and I'm going to start listening,
00:20:56.620 because I was very, very mischievous.
00:20:59.120 Was there ever a time where, like, I know what it's like to have a hard-ass dad.
00:21:04.340 Same with him, same with him.
00:21:05.680 Was there ever a time where you have to,
00:21:09.140 why don't you think I talk, sir?
00:21:11.800 Because you don't, sir.
00:21:12.800 just looking at me very weird
00:21:15.720 that's George for you
00:21:18.440 but was there ever a time where you had to
00:21:21.240 to press your dad
00:21:23.500 a little bit
00:21:24.040 yeah
00:21:24.620 and so we was doing business
00:21:28.080 and he didn't like a decision that I made
00:21:30.300 and I kind of bucked up at him
00:21:31.460 and he's like
00:21:31.960 oh that's cool
00:21:35.340 he says to me
00:21:37.660 exactly what I've been waiting for
00:21:39.340 sick
00:21:40.440 for sure it's a moment 1.00
00:21:42.440 No, my dad said the same thing, except he beat my ass right afterwards. 1.00
00:21:45.420 He was like, yeah, I've been waiting for this, and just beat the shit out of me. 1.00
00:21:48.860 True story.
00:21:51.780 We're negotiating with Reebok, and a guy comes in, and he says,
00:21:56.300 $10 million for four years, here's the contract, don't even look at it.
00:22:02.040 He puts the contract down, and my father goes off.
00:22:03.960 You mother, da, da, da, da, I'm like.
00:22:07.000 So I had to explain to him, I was like,
00:22:08.280 that's not how you do business, mother, da, da, da,
00:22:09.580 I was like, that's not how you do business,
00:22:10.700 let me handle it.
00:22:14.440 Just what I'm gonna wear, I'm gonna sit back
00:22:16.060 and I'm gonna let you negotiate the deal, big man.
00:22:17.740 So, you know, he was teaching me that,
00:22:20.000 and you know, once I stood up to him, he said,
00:22:22.020 you know what, you're the man in the house,
00:22:24.380 and it's all yours now.
00:22:25.740 Because what always made me stay motivated,
00:22:30.220 I realized my parents never owned a house.
00:22:33.020 The family never owned a house.
00:22:34.380 We all grew up in project buildings.
00:22:35.800 So I'm like, I got to get my mom a new house.
00:22:39.120 I got to get her a new house.
00:22:41.080 One time we was riding in San Antonio.
00:22:42.880 We was riding through neighborhoods.
00:22:44.360 The house wasn't much, a $400,000 house.
00:22:46.640 But she's just stopping like she's looking at the house. 0.99
00:22:49.480 And I said to myself, I'm going to get my mother a house.
00:22:51.520 I'm going to get her a mansion.
00:22:52.520 I'm going to get her whatever she wants.
00:22:54.160 So that was always part of my motivation.
00:22:56.060 So first thing I did when I got drafted, I bought them a house.
00:23:00.080 And I said, okay, here it is.
00:23:01.420 and put you guys on salary.
00:23:04.480 Never have to worry about it.
00:23:05.560 Dad, I need you to retire from the Army.
00:23:07.700 Work for me now.
00:23:08.780 You got your own fan club.
00:23:10.340 I need you to run it.
00:23:11.280 Thank you for everything.
00:23:12.420 I'll take it from here.
00:23:13.460 And, you know, my father was very proud.
00:23:14.920 He was like, hey, I'm 65.
00:23:16.220 I can retire.
00:23:17.440 You can take care of the family.
00:23:18.620 And he had a tear in his eye.
00:23:20.300 So cool, man.
00:23:21.600 Not a lot of people get to do that for their parents.
00:23:23.360 Yep.
00:23:23.900 Yeah.
00:23:24.120 I want to talk about basketball a little bit.
00:23:26.100 when you first shattered a rim or a backboard?
00:23:30.520 What was going through your head?
00:23:32.440 Because had that happened before at that point?
00:23:34.260 So a lot of stories go back to my father.
00:23:37.760 I know he passed away about nine years ago,
00:23:39.440 but I think about him all the time.
00:23:41.320 So I was, you know how the guys play now,
00:23:43.820 the big guys play soft?
00:23:45.140 That was me.
00:23:46.220 Because I wanted to be Magic Johnson.
00:23:47.860 I was smooth, right?
00:23:49.060 So one time I had 45 points at halftime,
00:23:52.120 and I go to finger roll and I miss.
00:23:54.440 My father calls a timeout.
00:23:56.100 He comes on the court, tell him out, call him a timeout.
00:23:58.100 I was like, wait a minute again.
00:23:59.100 Call him a timeout.
00:24:00.100 Yes, sir.
00:24:01.100 So he takes me outside.
00:24:02.100 He said, what are you doing?
00:24:03.100 I said, man, I'm working on my Dr. J stuff. 1.00
00:24:06.100 Fuck Dr. J, you be Shaq. 1.00
00:24:09.100 So I was so mad at him. 1.00
00:24:11.100 I said, I was so mad at him.
00:24:13.100 I told the guys, I said, don't nobody shoot.
00:24:15.100 Give me the ball.
00:24:16.100 And I was just trying to tear the rim down because I was mad at him.
00:24:19.100 But when I was doing that, I realized that I was intimidating everybody else.
00:24:22.100 else. And he was like, see, if you play
00:24:23.980 like this, everybody be, you know, intimidated
00:24:26.360 and the game will be much easier.
00:24:28.080 So every time I went up the dunk, I
00:24:29.720 gave the appearance like I was trying to tear the backboard
00:24:32.100 down. But it was a great feeling.
00:24:33.800 I mean, you just rip a
00:24:36.000 backboard down. What the fuck 1.00
00:24:37.900 are you doing here? 1.00
00:24:39.740 Ask a question. Jeez.
00:24:41.420 I actually do. I have one. Thank you.
00:24:43.660 I have one. Is it going to be basketball?
00:24:45.640 No, no. I'm going to relate it to your
00:24:48.000 father because I have a lot of respect for this because
00:24:49.680 like I'm 29 years old and
00:24:51.700 i've done a lot of my life but whatever my parents say goes regardless of my age regardless of my
00:24:56.040 stature i i honor my mom and father and they they're the reason why i'm here today but recently 0.82
00:25:01.440 oh i appreciate that thank you so much he's gonna fucking clap you guys better clap i'm texting 0.97
00:25:06.200 no because you're very very intelligent you're just sitting here like a bobblehead going yeah 0.91
00:25:10.920 no i'm so sorry i want i didn't want to interrupt you because i couldn't hear but uh i actually
00:25:16.200 recently just got into it with my with my dad and so what you need to do when you live here
00:25:21.000 Just call them and tell them you love them.
00:25:22.880 That's it, nothing to talk about.
00:25:25.000 Doesn't matter who's right or who's wrong.
00:25:26.540 Dad, I love you and I respect you
00:25:28.220 and I'll see you when I get home.
00:25:30.320 Because one of the biggest mistakes I made,
00:25:32.760 and I've talked about this last two years is,
00:25:34.960 because I work a lot, so it's easy to go,
00:25:37.320 I'll do it tomorrow, I'll do it tomorrow, I'll do it tomorrow.
00:25:40.320 So one day I get a call, my sister's no longer with us.
00:25:43.620 So I'm already down from that.
00:25:45.960 And then I get another call,
00:25:47.220 hey man, Kobe Bryant just passed away.
00:25:49.440 And all I had to do was pick up the phone and say,
00:25:51.180 hey, I miss you.
00:25:52.660 Hey, I love you.
00:25:53.560 Hey, what you doing?
00:25:54.400 So after we get off this, don't go hang with these guys.
00:25:56.960 Go in the back room, call your father, say,
00:25:58.820 dad, I love you.
00:26:00.040 Everybody's gonna have arguments,
00:26:01.320 you're gonna have fights,
00:26:02.180 but I know you have respect for your father.
00:26:04.340 You know, sometimes when we get older,
00:26:05.560 we think they don't know what they're talking about,
00:26:07.320 but just listen to what he's saying.
00:26:09.340 If you agree, do it.
00:26:10.300 If you don't agree, just respectfully say,
00:26:12.420 say, dad, I don't agree.
00:26:13.520 But you don't need to be fighting and going long distance,
00:26:16.340 you know, without talking to your dad.
00:26:17.620 So after this, just call him and tell him you love him.
00:26:19.720 I appreciate that.
00:26:20.520 Thank you so much.
00:26:21.320 Fantastic.
00:26:23.500 Now it's hard to get back into basketball.
00:26:26.640 Nice job, George.
00:26:28.920 You were the big guy.
00:26:30.020 You were the big guy, you know, closest to the rim,
00:26:34.700 getting in trouble, pushing people around.
00:26:36.840 Who gave you the most trouble in the scene?
00:26:40.460 Nobody.
00:26:43.700 Because if I didn't play well, my mother would lose her house.
00:26:46.920 Not really, but that's how I played.
00:26:49.400 There had to be somebody.
00:26:50.500 No, nobody.
00:26:51.280 You ain't nobody.
00:26:52.060 No, because, you know what, those guys never really played me one-on-one.
00:26:56.200 Actually, the little guys, because they get better positioning,
00:27:00.720 like Charles Oakley and Barkley and Malone,
00:27:02.900 they would give me problems, but not really.
00:27:05.020 But big guys, nobody.
00:27:06.360 When you said little, I was thinking like Peyton or Starks or something.
00:27:09.580 No, like 6'8", 6'9".
00:27:12.420 Yeah, tight, the little guys.
00:27:14.600 Yeah.
00:27:15.740 And was it always going to be basketball, by the way?
00:27:17.720 Yes.
00:27:18.300 Well, no, football first.
00:27:20.320 And then a guy named John Koncak.
00:27:22.660 You know who that is?
00:27:23.840 So you guys know John Koncak?
00:27:26.120 So he was in high school, and he signed 15 for three.
00:27:31.120 And my father went to see me watch him play.
00:27:33.700 He was okay, but I think I was better at that point in high school.
00:27:36.940 Because when I was coming out in 1988, I wrote on my wall,
00:27:41.580 I won $8 million for 10 years.
00:27:43.320 that's how the money was
00:27:45.040 I want to make $8 million
00:27:45.900 like I had it all planned out
00:27:47.460 $800,000 a year
00:27:48.520 my house
00:27:49.160 my mom's house
00:27:49.880 I'm going to get me a Benz
00:27:50.740 I'm going to get a Jimmy Blazer
00:27:51.880 get a house in Texas
00:27:53.400 but
00:27:53.720 when I see him
00:27:55.180 sign 15 for 3
00:27:56.440 I was like
00:27:56.940 this guy's making 15
00:27:58.560 I could at least make 20
00:27:59.660 so then you know
00:28:00.880 a couple guys
00:28:01.520 came out
00:28:02.240 and you know
00:28:02.700 made a lot of money
00:28:03.360 before me
00:28:03.980 so when I came out
00:28:05.360 I asked for 50
00:28:06.120 I didn't get 50
00:28:06.920 I got 40 0.98
00:28:07.640 who's that singer? 0.99
00:28:08.160 Who the fuck is Backstreet Boys? 0.99
00:28:09.820 Backstreet Boys right now 0.99
00:28:10.400 I looked at me
00:28:11.540 like he's just wanting
00:28:12.280 to be bad at me
00:28:12.900 Like, I was singing Backstreet Boys while he was talking.
00:28:16.320 I want to know what it is.
00:28:17.460 No, no, no.
00:28:17.820 Bring them out here.
00:28:18.460 Make them perform it.
00:28:19.300 Make them perform it in front of everyone.
00:28:20.340 Grab them.
00:28:20.620 Grab them, Kev.
00:28:21.240 Seriously.
00:28:21.700 If you want to sing Backstreet Boys, you do it in front of everyone.
00:28:25.860 Right here.
00:28:26.820 Everybody.
00:28:29.220 Yeah.
00:28:29.960 We've sang that on the show before.
00:28:31.000 It's a fantastic song.
00:28:31.940 You got a top three?
00:28:33.200 Top three what?
00:28:33.900 NBA all time.
00:28:36.880 All right.
00:28:37.260 You know what?
00:28:37.700 No, no, no, no, no.
00:28:40.900 It's hard to talk.
00:28:42.260 Bring him in.
00:28:42.900 It's hard to name a top three, it really is.
00:28:46.900 I know you got a top one.
00:28:47.900 He's probably sitting on the stage right now.
00:28:49.900 No, I wouldn't rate myself the best ever.
00:28:52.900 But I have a question for you.
00:28:54.900 Yes, sir.
00:28:55.900 And the panel.
00:28:56.900 When LeBron passes up Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in points, and he will this year,
00:29:00.900 will that make him the greatest player ever?
00:29:03.900 No.
00:29:04.900 Okay?
00:29:05.900 An interesting question.
00:29:06.900 I think the greatest player is Michael Jordan.
00:29:09.900 that's what i think but i agree lebron's lebron is about to do something that hasn't been done
00:29:17.000 in a long time and i think he will move his name up there but but for me it's always like
00:29:22.260 for me it's always dr j and michael jordan and those guys i might get flamed for this but dude
00:29:27.760 i'm from cleveland so i gotta go with lebron see that's what i was gonna ask do you ever do people
00:29:32.140 ever call you like an old head like you don't respect the the new school you don't you don't
00:29:36.160 look at LeBron and what he's doing now and no I do I do look at LeBron but I also like listening
00:29:42.640 to you know people's opinions yep absolutely listen Jordan was the greatest in my opinion
00:29:47.680 and he's he likes LeBron that's his opinion but you know when when people look at stats right so
00:29:54.600 you know his stats are definitely gonna be up there and to pass up Kareem Abdul-Jabbar I can
00:30:00.040 And truthfully say, I'm jealous of that feat.
00:30:02.800 Cause I wanted to pass up,
00:30:03.860 I was like 1500 points behind Wilt Chamberlain.
00:30:07.400 I wanted to pass up Wilt Chamberlain
00:30:09.000 cause then I was going to arrogantly say
00:30:11.200 I'm the most dominant big man ever
00:30:12.940 and I don't want to hear anybody else's name.
00:30:14.880 So now when you talk about most dominant,
00:30:16.660 you bring Wilt, Bill and Shaq, it's cool.
00:30:18.920 But I wanted to be up there by myself.
00:30:20.440 There's just something like subjective about it too.
00:30:22.420 Like it's like you look at the stats,
00:30:23.640 but there's just, I don't know,
00:30:25.040 that feeling MJ used to give you
00:30:26.840 when you would watch him at the top of the key,
00:30:28.840 You know, two, three, two, sink that shot.
00:30:32.420 He's the only man that had me terrified on the court.
00:30:35.080 Cause I went from high school, admiring him,
00:30:37.160 college admiring him, admiring him.
00:30:39.100 And then he's right there in front of you. 1.00
00:30:40.580 And all the shit you see on your poster, 1.00
00:30:42.700 like he's doing it in real life. 1.00
00:30:43.980 Like he came by me so fast one time, I was like, oh shit. 0.99
00:30:48.340 Mike, yeah, I was terrified. 0.97
00:30:50.140 But once I, you know, regained my nerves,
00:30:52.800 I had to get into karate mode
00:30:54.640 because in all the karate movies,
00:30:57.960 the teacher must someday beat the master
00:31:00.820 to become the master.
00:31:02.240 And I want a lot of bets when I ask people
00:31:04.280 who's the last guy to beat Michael Jordan
00:31:06.180 in the playoff situation.
00:31:08.320 That a boy.
00:31:09.160 Yes.
00:31:10.000 That a boy.
00:31:10.840 I mean, but he's the greatest,
00:31:12.400 but you know, LeBron will pass up Kareem
00:31:14.280 and I can't wait to hear everybody's opinion.
00:31:18.280 There was a interview with Scottie Pippen in 2021
00:31:22.460 where they asked him how he wanted to be remembered.
00:31:24.020 And he said, the greatest ever.
00:31:26.540 Do you have any thoughts on Pittman saying something like that?
00:31:30.000 No.
00:31:30.560 I mean, listen, we all think that we're the greatest ever.
00:31:33.700 Got it.
00:31:34.180 But if you ask me how do I want to be remembered,
00:31:36.240 just want people to say Shaq was a nice guy.
00:31:39.120 Because Matthew on his mouth is.
00:31:42.000 One of my favorite quotes that Dwayne Johnson says is,
00:31:46.380 it's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice.
00:31:48.940 And I totally agree.
00:31:50.200 I totally love it.
00:31:50.820 It's really cool sitting here and listening to you talk about what you were chasing
00:31:54.600 when you were back in, you know, NBA, the competitive
00:31:56.600 days. And I'm curious now, as you sit up here
00:31:58.680 in really comfy shoes,
00:32:00.860 pajamas, and a t-shirt, what are you
00:32:02.600 chasing now? 2022, you've done
00:32:04.660 it all. 0.98
00:32:06.600 I want to become a sex symbol. 0.96
00:32:10.640 We actually wanted to talk to you about that. 0.96
00:32:12.780 We wanted to talk to you about that. We want to manage your OnlyFans
00:32:14.880 page. So I've been working out
00:32:16.700 and I posted a pic a couple weeks ago
00:32:18.660 and it went viral.
00:32:20.280 I was like, man, so I've been really, really
00:32:22.580 working out. What kind of pic? Was it?
00:32:24.600 no no shirtless pic oh oh that was photoshopped
00:32:29.880 i seen this picture he had like no i'm not gonna you know you have a six-pack i'm not gonna even
00:32:37.380 talk to you today because i'm gonna show him go ahead keep talking i actually i actually i have
00:32:41.760 a funny story uh it's not a story it's a prompt i'm gonna show him this video that i did this
00:32:47.060 morning and you tell me if it's a six-pack okay go ahead keep asking questions don't touch my phone
00:32:52.340 I saw the photo.
00:32:54.940 It looks Photoshopped.
00:32:55.660 Did you have to be naked? 0.50
00:32:57.220 He said sex symbol.
00:33:00.740 When you say yes or no, it's real.
00:33:04.520 This is just me that's more than messing around.
00:33:06.460 Here come watch.
00:33:08.120 Go ahead. Keep talking.
00:33:09.360 Me?
00:33:09.940 Yeah. No, them.
00:33:11.440 Oh, my God.
00:33:14.100 Can you explain what you're seeing, George?
00:33:16.940 Something.
00:33:17.580 It looks like he's from the Avengers right now, bro.
00:33:19.820 This guy is.
00:33:20.760 It's a deep face.
00:33:21.360 Oh, this is not Photoshop.
00:33:22.540 Oh, it's not Photoshop.
00:33:23.900 Stop it.
00:33:24.320 That's a movie, bro.
00:33:25.300 Yeah, you see that?
00:33:26.180 Today.
00:33:26.520 Yeah, but I also know you're-
00:33:27.520 No, it ain't fun.
00:33:28.660 Nope, you don't know nothing.
00:33:29.640 Yeah, he found out he's deep-picked technology.
00:33:32.060 A-I-D-P technology.
00:33:33.700 He put a six-pack.
00:33:34.280 Could you airdrop that to me?
00:33:36.200 Tell him what you see.
00:33:37.760 Tell me what you see.
00:33:38.400 No, but I had like a little four-pack, so I'm-
00:33:41.540 No, that was a six-pack.
00:33:42.520 Don't be humble.
00:33:43.160 Don't be humble. 1.00
00:33:43.560 I like to create crazy motherfucking. 0.99
00:33:45.740 So I want to- 0.99
00:33:46.820 Because I was looking at myself, and I had that Charles Barkley retirement body.
00:33:51.360 right i didn't want to i didn't want my stomach to be over the belt anymore so i'm just like
00:33:56.460 let me go ahead and get slammed but after that thing went viral now i have to live up to it so
00:34:00.540 i'm uh now i was 401 pounds now i'm 365 i'm i'm i'm i'm trying to take it back to 345 and i want
00:34:07.720 to have muscles everywhere and i want to do an underwear ad with my sons do you know what brand
00:34:13.200 food of the loons baby nice nice that's funny uh what the hell is that why is a cat to call it
00:34:20.340 he's literally a cat i've never seen dylan actually be more like a cat than in that moment
00:34:24.860 i swear to god this guy just army crawled across the floor on all fours what are you doing young
00:34:29.440 lady in the front you came up to me uh would you can you come up here for this for this prompt uh 0.74
00:34:34.840 she came up to me i was here doing a little presentation earlier and she showed me a photo 1.00
00:34:40.220 a photo that she had and i want you to show you shag yeah yeah why don't you come in front right
00:34:45.060 here and then here come come right here and uh hello how are you i know it might be a little
00:34:50.200 awkward but show shack what you have okay so 1999 you and me at the denver zoo
00:34:56.140 she was she was like and we also have the same birthday and i dm you on instagram almost every
00:35:03.440 year and i'm like hey shack happy meeting you have the same birthday this is a pic of us at
00:35:09.240 the denver zoo in 1999 this is a pic of us do you remember that i don't remember the pic
00:35:14.960 here here show the camera that'd be weird if he was like yeah actually it was a tuesday
00:35:20.680 so i have a i'm doing i'm doing research every time i go to the zoo yeah for what don't laugh
00:35:29.860 but it's a true story don't move whatever i do so every every zoo that i went to in the world
00:35:35.440 all the gorillas look at me and they go crazy you can laugh it's okay are you serious yeah so
00:35:41.280 don't move so i'll go to them and like i'll mess with them and like they all come to the glass and
00:35:47.400 they all do this every zoo in the world like they just go crazy just go to glass and go
00:35:58.000 Did you say gorillas?
00:36:01.520 Huh?
00:36:02.360 Which animal did you say?
00:36:03.600 The gorillas.
00:36:04.440 That's where we met. 0.99
00:36:05.440 See? 0.90
00:36:06.440 You met at the gorillas?
00:36:07.440 Yes, I told you, I'm telling you, yes.
00:36:09.240 It's just like, so every city, every zoo,
00:36:13.160 and they had this one albino gorilla in Philly. 0.99
00:36:17.820 He almost broke the damn glass and got out. 0.99
00:36:20.180 His name was Joey. 0.99
00:36:21.120 And when he stood up, he was like nine feet nine.
00:36:23.420 If he did break out? 0.99
00:36:25.280 I would have ran my ass off him. 0.99
00:36:28.000 Listen, I'm tough and all, but I'm not going to fight no gorilla. 0.98
00:36:32.200 I don't know.
00:36:33.280 I feel like you could take a gorilla, man.
00:36:35.460 No, I cannot.
00:36:37.800 You ever seen a shaved ape?
00:36:40.240 Yes. 0.60
00:36:40.700 One of the strongest animals I've ever seen.
00:36:43.040 It looks like him.
00:36:44.460 Just about if the ape did crack and was bald.
00:36:47.480 No, that's not.
00:36:49.700 I like going to the zoo.
00:36:51.440 How old are you now?
00:36:52.640 I'm 29 now, but that was...
00:36:54.360 That makes me feel so old.
00:36:55.260 in 299 i was six that's awesome well thanks for coming on stage yes thank you
00:37:02.780 happy birthday did she say march six yeah march six yep there's the cat um okay so so uh before
00:37:09.820 we wrap up here i'm sure someone in the audience yeah sure question i love the live q a's it's one
00:37:13.820 of the coolest things we get to have i met you before you look familiar sir yes i've never met
00:37:20.300 mentioned before were you at the zoo in 99 does that does anyone have a question for shaq surely
00:37:26.020 someone wants to say something i never forget a pretty face sir well here we go question over
00:37:32.180 here i mean look how he was treating me and i had a microphone you think they want to get the mic now
00:37:36.520 i got one for you shaq so my daughter she's 14 freshman playing aau club ball kind of advice
00:37:43.860 would you give her growing up especially now that women's basketball is even getting more competitive
00:37:47.380 with everything Kobe had going on and whatnot. 0.97
00:37:49.820 So as she's trying to fight and make a spot,
00:37:52.340 what kind of advice would you give her? 0.77
00:37:54.740 One, have fun.
00:37:57.200 Two, it's no pressure.
00:37:59.400 Three, enjoy it.
00:38:01.260 I see a lot of parents when they get kids that are freshman phenoms,
00:38:04.520 they push them a little too hard,
00:38:06.600 and they don't realize that.
00:38:07.680 Still got to be a sophomore, still got to be a junior,
00:38:10.640 still got to be a senior.
00:38:11.560 So just, you know, encourage her.
00:38:13.200 you know don't really put too much stress on being good at 14. Like I never wanted my kids
00:38:20.000 to be really good at 14. I used to hold them back. The mom just said no no no no no just wait
00:38:25.840 and I think they're at a pretty good level now. They have a lot of room to go but listen she's
00:38:30.800 14. She's a girl. Let her be a girl. Let her hang out. Teach her how to be a leader and you know
00:38:36.320 just encourage her as much as you can. Another question over here.
00:38:43.200 hi jack um my name is marissa over here hi um thank you for being here this is awesome thanks
00:38:52.680 for letting us be a part of this but you grew up with a kind of a strict dad that you know didn't
00:38:58.640 let you get away with much how do you feel about kids and parents today that really i feel i don't
00:39:07.180 have kids but i see don't really have a lot of um they want to be more their friend than their
00:39:14.860 parent and how do you see like that generation in the next generation you know i don't want to sit
00:39:21.260 up here like i'm a parenting expert but the way my parents raised me worked for me the way i raised
00:39:28.840 my children it works for them never been in the position to say you should do this you should do
00:39:34.960 that can always offer advice i kind of wanted to be my kids friends also because i was gone a lot
00:39:41.120 so when i come home i didn't want to be the bad guy all the time so i would have to mix it up on
00:39:46.360 when i get upset and when i didn't get upset so when my kids were little the way i got upset i
00:39:52.360 would i would act like a dog man and i'd chase him around the house so that's terrifying as a grown
00:39:59.840 up you know he looked right at you know i'd be like i'd be like i got a call from your teacher
00:40:03.980 you didn't pay attention in class you got three seconds to run and they start and i get him you
00:40:08.900 gonna pay attention so i had to be a little bit more of the friend so you know to to each his own
00:40:14.080 and you know the rules have definitely changed you can't do the things that happened to me and
00:40:19.480 you but you know i still see a lot of parents doing wonderful things out there question right
00:40:25.020 here in the middle um jimmy gutier is the mayor or orange shirt to some people up on the stage
00:40:32.060 but the hype man i had a question um i had an opportunity to take my kids to your uh on their
00:40:37.440 21st birthday see you playing at encore um what was what's behind the whole dj thing by the way
00:40:45.200 you tore up the stage it was insane had a fun time so uh i'm just curious yeah so diesel for sure so
00:40:52.920 From 15 through to 40, an hour, once, twice, three times a week,
00:40:59.200 I would get an adrenaline boost from you all, from the fans.
00:41:05.160 And again, going back to my father, he took me to a game one time.
00:41:08.300 It was a terrible game, and we were riding the car, and he says,
00:41:11.140 if you ever make it to this level, make sure you put on the performance
00:41:14.560 for people that pay that money to watch you perform.
00:41:18.320 So whenever I played, I always took pride in that.
00:41:20.640 And, like, I needed that.
00:41:21.480 Like, after coming to the arena some times, I didn't feel like playing
00:41:24.480 and see this man and his beautiful wife or father and son or family
00:41:29.400 who come to watch me play, little kids with the Shaq jersey.
00:41:32.360 Now I know I got to step up for them.
00:41:34.400 Now I know I got to play hard for them.
00:41:35.960 So, you know, I went to this concert one time, it was 500,000 people there.
00:41:39.800 Because after I retired in 2011, it kind of went, I didn't have anything.
00:41:43.760 Like, I get the adrenaline boost a little bit.
00:41:46.120 But, you know, I went to this concert, it was half a million people there
00:41:49.280 and it just entered my body again.
00:41:50.920 So then I was like, you know, I've been DJing in high school and college.
00:41:54.120 Let me do it.
00:41:54.680 So that that hour when I DJ, you know, just reminds me of a game seven.
00:42:00.360 And you also get to spend a lot of that time with your son, Miles,
00:42:03.880 who helped put this together, a friend of mine.
00:42:06.040 Yes. What's it?
00:42:06.720 What's it like to be out there doing something that you love with your son like that?
00:42:11.080 He watched me do it.
00:42:12.440 And, you know, he he didn't ask for my help, which I love and respect.
00:42:17.080 Because, you know, he wants to be respect out there.
00:42:19.200 started from the bottom just like I did and I've been DJing since the 80s but you know when I
00:42:24.320 entered the DJ world I had to do not to start from the bottom which is cool so you know I
00:42:28.800 just get a call one day and say hey man your son wants a DJ and I'm like what he's a deep like I
00:42:32.640 didn't even know he was doing it but you know I bought him the equipment when he was 11 12 and
00:42:37.120 I used to see him practicing I never helped him out but very very proud of him your ability to
00:42:42.160 pivot is is phenomenal and it makes sense now hearing that you've DJed in the past before
00:42:46.800 because when i saw you dj for the first time in uh austin mf1 yes i mean you know celebrities like
00:42:54.000 just turned djs i know you didn't just call me the c-word you know you don't think you're a
00:42:58.480 celebrity no i denounced myself from being a celebrity three years ago excuse my friend 1.00
00:43:04.480 no i'm gonna tell you why because celebrities are assholes they are they're rude they're obnoxious 0.99
00:43:09.680 they're arrogant and i'm not like that what's the what's the title i'm just a regular guy as you see 0.99
00:43:14.240 I came in here by myself, no entourage, no security,
00:43:17.040 not throwing people around.
00:43:18.160 I mean, I don't know if you need security.
00:43:19.600 A lot of people, a lot of people, when they get certain stuff,
00:43:24.160 they think that because I have this, I'm better than you.
00:43:27.040 But I'm no better than you.
00:43:28.080 I'm no better than you.
00:43:29.040 So I'm a guy that was raised on an army base.
00:43:32.640 I live a great life, but it doesn't make me better than you.
00:43:35.280 So I don't walk around and act like I'm better than you.
00:43:37.680 So celebrities, they're doing a lot of crazy stuff.
00:43:39.760 I don't want to be involved in that.
00:43:41.600 I want to be a regular guy.
00:43:42.720 i drive a dodge charger hellcat of course of course of course 700 just no i'm just a regular guy so
00:43:50.800 you know when they call us a celebrity dj i actually took offense and i was like oh you
00:43:54.640 think i'm a celebrity dj okay so it's like because i'm the type let me get criticized my whole life
00:43:59.600 when i get criticized i don't cry i whimper i just step up yep oh okay yeah all right okay no problem
00:44:06.080 so when they called us a celebrity dj we just had to step up and now they call me the dubstep dad
00:44:11.120 no way yeah well you're you're very good is what i was going to say thank you sir you
00:44:15.120 aren't you aren't the celebrity thank you you're absolutely right i cannot believe you fit in the
00:44:18.560 charger i do i can't believe he fits in that chair two more questions back here
00:44:29.920 hi right now christian morja i uh two a statement and then a question one in 1989 i saw you in the
00:44:36.480 the drum san antonio cole play in the high school state basketball championship i always wanted to
00:44:41.960 get to the drum i never got there but i was 13 years old then and i it was uh 3a right so not
00:44:49.720 the biggest school in texas and uh it was one of the most amazing things i ever saw but that was
00:44:54.720 awesome but i'm a kobe guy grew up being a kobe guy um i know you guys i i've watched every
00:45:02.000 documentary i've seen it all seen you talk about a thousand times um but that beef or whatever that
00:45:09.380 story that you guys went through um how true is it and what is the world the world likes to
00:45:16.720 sorry to cut you off but i know you're going this the world likes to portray it as beef
00:45:20.220 but what i like about you and your brother i see you guys argue all the time but at the end
00:45:26.200 the respect is there that's why y'all are close see what i'm saying so he is who he is i am who
00:45:33.440 i am we used to butt heads but you can never lose respect so me being the leader of the team
00:45:40.240 i knew what i had i used to mess with him all the time because i already know i'm giving you 28 29 30
00:45:47.100 40 now i got to get him to give me that because i could never do it by myself it had to be a one-two
00:45:52.700 punch so we would go back and forth but if you look at all the documentaries the
00:45:57.860 first championship is 20,000 people in arena and I go and put my hand up like
00:46:02.600 this and the floor opens up and who's the first person to jump tomorrow
00:46:07.640 Kobe Bryant so as the big brother sometimes you have to push buttons as
00:46:13.400 the leader sometimes you have to push buttons you know when you're a leader
00:46:17.300 you either focus on the relationship or you focus on the task and study shows
00:46:22.580 sometimes when you focus on the relationship, the task dwindles.
00:46:26.180 Sometimes when you focus on the task, the relationship dwindles.
00:46:29.500 I'm a task driven leader.
00:46:31.340 I got to win the championship because if we lose, they're coming at me.
00:46:35.220 You miss this many free throws, you're rapping, you're doing movies.
00:46:38.520 So I got to do whatever I got to do, push all the buttons
00:46:41.260 and make everybody perform at a high level.
00:46:43.640 So it wasn't really beef.
00:46:45.560 It was just, you know, disagreement sometimes because he wanted to shoot
00:46:48.320 all the time and I said, no, you need to pass it to me all the time.
00:46:50.760 So it wasn't that it was beef and then, you know,
00:46:55.760 cause like this, there's arguments and you know,
00:46:58.400 there's tussles, but it would never,
00:47:00.520 it would never spill over to real life
00:47:02.080 cause I would never let it spill over to real life.
00:47:04.160 Cause you know, at the end of the day,
00:47:05.360 I gotta go home to my children and go home to your children.
00:47:07.800 If I see you out,
00:47:08.640 it's not like I'm gonna beat you up in front of your kids.
00:47:10.480 So it was just in the workplace disagreements.
00:47:13.960 And I'm sure you guys have them here all the time,
00:47:15.960 but you guys are at the top because of a reason.
00:47:19.120 So the respect was still there.
00:47:21.020 Like I saw you and your brother fight one time and at the end of the night
00:47:23.520 you guys together. I was like, those guys are close.
00:47:26.820 Yeah, he's my brother.
00:47:28.920 You know what I'm saying?
00:47:29.560 Like there have been times in my life where the saying was,
00:47:32.260 I don't like my brother, but I love my brother.
00:47:34.260 Yes. And I feel like that about Mike a lot, actually.
00:47:37.480 Actually, I don't even like Mike.
00:47:38.880 I don't know why he's here.
00:47:39.780 He's the one I think he's going to.
00:47:40.780 I don't like this guy.
00:47:42.580 We need to switch chairs.
00:47:44.020 He's just sitting here doing this all night.
00:47:46.220 Why would you guys switch and then leave?
00:47:48.720 I'm just kidding.
00:47:49.520 No, you're just sitting here doing this all night.
00:47:54.200 I couldn't do the show without these guys.
00:47:55.980 I love you, Mike.
00:47:56.840 I didn't mean what I said earlier just now.
00:47:58.500 I know that.
00:47:59.020 Do we have one more question?
00:47:59.900 Yeah, final question over here on this side of the room.
00:48:02.680 I'm so excited, dude.
00:48:04.780 Hi, my name is Aaron Neely, and I'm a huge basketball fan,
00:48:08.840 so I have to ask this.
00:48:10.740 Out of all of the teams that you played for,
00:48:13.280 what was your favorite team and why?
00:48:16.680 Probably the Lakers, because when Phil Jackson came, he allowed us, well, he taught us to get over the hump.
00:48:22.880 After we got over the hump, we just knocked off three straight.
00:48:25.300 Then Miami would be my second team, but just having the opportunity,
00:48:29.640 especially as a high-level juvenile delinquent, to fulfill my dream and play in the NBA was great.
00:48:34.540 But my favorite team would probably be the Lakers.
00:48:38.340 All right, well.
00:48:39.680 Thank you.
00:48:40.460 Yeah, thank you, guys.
00:48:41.780 No, honestly, Shaq was awesome.
00:48:43.140 we appreciate you for giving us your time and energy
00:48:47.160 what is that water
00:48:48.600 say again that's water
00:48:50.420 this is a hydration beverage
00:48:52.560 it has coconut water in it
00:48:54.900 because we're in competition
00:48:57.020 now I don't think we are I went back and forth
00:48:58.860 with the team on this
00:48:59.740 I really don't think we are
00:49:01.420 tell me it's 88 alkaline right
00:49:03.840 it's alkaline 88
00:49:04.840 and if I see that in the store
00:49:08.340 I'm going to just buy it and just throw it away 1.00
00:49:10.160 so my shit can sit there 1.00
00:49:11.580 As long as you're getting us the dollars, brother. 1.00
00:49:14.080 All right.
00:49:14.640 Good luck with that, brother.
00:49:15.600 Thank you, guys.
00:49:16.620 Jackie O'Neal, ladies and gentlemen.
00:49:19.500 We love you guys.
00:49:21.020 You're the best distributors in the world.
00:49:23.040 And the best audience.
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00:49:26.680 Gentlemen, thank you for watching this episode.
00:49:28.740 Subscribe.
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00:49:30.540 We'll see you next time.
00:49:31.680 Peace.
00:49:32.240 Can I get one of those men of moon things?
00:49:35.080 Hey, I don't know if you know this, but we're actually on a podcast.
00:49:36.840 I don't know if you know this, but, like, I think I need to get kicked off this podcast.
00:49:42.320 Like, even my shirt.
00:49:46.040 Whoa.
00:49:46.520 Nice catch.
00:49:47.440 What's wrong with my shirt? 0.99
00:49:48.400 You got Dunlap. 0.82
00:49:49.980 Your belly Dunlap over your belt. 0.94
00:49:51.920 My belly.
00:49:53.220 Yeah.
00:49:54.020 Nothing more embarrassing could happen to me today. 0.95
00:49:56.060 Not like one of the greatest basketball players shitting on me in front of a group of. 0.76
00:49:59.680 First of all, I want everybody. 0.64
00:50:00.680 What are you talking about?
00:50:00.900 You call me Jeffrey Dahmer.
00:50:02.000 Excuse me.
00:50:02.620 You are. 0.65
00:50:02.900 You told me I looked like a monkey. 0.70
00:50:04.280 A gorilla.
00:50:05.040 Listen, you guys had all the time to talk. 1.00
00:50:07.000 Shut the fuck up for two seconds. 1.00
00:50:08.360 So I can please paint this fucking picture. 1.00
00:50:11.140 One, you know when I found out that it was live? 1.00
00:50:13.620 When I got the fuck on stage. 0.99
00:50:15.140 I turn around and I see all these people. 1.00
00:50:16.260 I go, uh.
00:50:16.920 Homie, it's been in the group chat.
00:50:19.180 No, it has.
00:50:19.600 I looked back.
00:50:20.200 I even typed the word live.
00:50:21.560 It wasn't in the group chat. 1.00
00:50:22.700 So fuck you guys. 1.00
00:50:23.700 It's not live. 1.00
00:50:24.680 It's not live.
00:50:25.400 That might not be the key word. 0.99
00:50:26.720 There's fucking 400 people in here. 0.99
00:50:28.400 The key word may have been audience. 0.99
00:50:29.100 I'm not done.
00:50:30.180 Distributors.
00:50:30.620 They're like, by the way, you're going to need to wear headphones.
00:50:32.940 Never wear headphones.
00:50:33.780 By the way, why wear the headphones?
00:50:35.040 Not even plugged in
00:50:36.000 Not even plugged in 0.93
00:50:36.980 This is what I saw Shaq doing 0.99
00:50:38.060 The whole fucking time 0.99
00:50:43.160 And then he got mad 0.99
00:50:43.960 I knew he was mad at me
00:50:44.820 Not because he said it
00:50:45.780 Because he was like 0.97
00:50:46.220 Boom
00:50:48.160 Boom
00:50:48.760 And then he starts hitting me
00:50:49.740 And I'm like oh I think he's talking to me
00:50:50.800 Oh he was poking you real hard
00:50:52.040 No I didn't know he was even talking to me
00:50:53.300 I went like this
00:50:54.120 You know how embarrassing that was
00:50:55.280 I'm from Phoenix 0.99
00:50:56.780 Hey shut up 0.98
00:50:57.620 That's our own producer 0.99
00:50:59.120 That's our own producer
00:51:00.240 You're screaming into a mic
00:51:01.340 What is this a Bon Jovi concert
00:51:02.740 Shut it 0.98
00:51:03.260 Shut your mouth cat 1.00
00:51:04.460 Say your freaking yap 1.00
00:51:05.680 George, you gotta be versatile 0.98
00:51:08.380 You can't just come up here saying
00:51:09.840 It was a live show, I didn't know, I can't hear anything 1.00
00:51:11.640 I'm deaf, I'm blind, I'm stupid, we know all that 0.99
00:51:13.820 But just say something to the guy 1.00
00:51:15.700 I had nothing
00:51:17.580 You could have asked about Jesus
00:51:18.880 I did bring up about Jesus
00:51:21.780 You wasn't very happy
00:51:22.640 No, you should have said, what was your free throw joke?
00:51:25.260 Not free throw joke, I said, I've heard of David and Goliath
00:51:27.980 It was a giant joke 0.99
00:51:28.780 No, no, no, you said something to me that you didn't say to Shaq
00:51:31.960 Oh, I said, who taught you how to throw free throws?
00:51:34.460 I actually was going to say
00:51:36.180 What does your dad think about your free throws
00:51:37.720 But then I was like maybe
00:51:38.680 Maybe that's a little bit too much
00:51:40.640 You know what I'm not going to lie
00:51:42.000 Everybody needs to fit their description 0.99
00:51:43.480 I'm the type that can talk shit when you're not around 0.98
00:51:46.080 I feel super safe 1.00
00:51:47.240 When you're not around I'll talk all the shit 0.99
00:51:49.060 If he was here not to say 1.00
00:51:50.720 I also like that you do that
00:51:53.420 And like clam up because that's what the normal person would do
00:51:55.680 It's what the average person would do
00:51:56.540 No I didn't clam up bro
00:51:57.400 I've learned my lesson on this podcast
00:51:58.840 If I have nothing valid to say or interrupt the flow
00:52:01.900 It's terrible
00:52:02.360 So if I couldn't hear what was going on
00:52:04.360 this is a double dutch game so if i would have thought i said something but ruined it like and
00:52:09.480 ruined the flow of this conversation it would have been better for me to take the back seat
00:52:12.940 and it did me and him bonded he bruised my arm for poking buddy let me let me tell you something
00:52:17.440 if anybody on this stage right now ruined that podcast it wasn't you 0.96
00:52:23.800 yeah logan what the fuck was that bro i didn't show up okay i gotta ask no stop no that's not 0.98
00:52:30.060 It wasn't about showing up. 0.99
00:52:32.280 I'm going to keep talking, but it means nothing.
00:52:34.540 I'm not saying anything that means anything. 0.99
00:52:37.340 Shut up, George. 0.99
00:52:38.360 You guys say stuff, because that means nothing, 1.00
00:52:41.320 and then you stop out of nowhere.
00:52:42.920 100% me.
00:52:45.060 I did it.
00:52:45.880 I don't know if it was lack of sleep,
00:52:48.660 but homie just a quarter of the way through the podcast
00:52:51.440 says, thanks for showing up today, Shaq.
00:52:53.360 We really enjoyed your presence, dog. 1.00
00:52:54.720 Such a moron. 1.00
00:52:55.120 We were 10 minutes in. 1.00
00:52:56.140 I'm such a moron. 0.99
00:52:56.900 Why did you end the show then? 1.00
00:52:58.100 So guys, we ended the show
00:53:00.280 We all went backstage
00:53:01.260 And they were like, yo, 30 minutes in
00:53:03.540 I thought we started at 3
00:53:06.120 And when I looked at my phone, it was 4
00:53:08.380 So I was like, oh, we've been going an hour
00:53:09.900 What was different about this podcast though?
00:53:11.980 I'll tell you 1.00
00:53:12.500 One, it's fucking Shaq 0.99
00:53:14.760 He's not 0.99
00:53:16.840 He's not incredibly easy to interview
00:53:19.900 And then two, the live audience
00:53:22.420 As a whole other thing
00:53:24.400 Because in my opinion
00:53:26.260 if it's not just us
00:53:28.500 I'll come up here and be explicit
00:53:29.980 and vulnerable about me and my life
00:53:31.620 but I do want to be respectful
00:53:33.420 of him
00:53:35.400 and I'm afraid to ask questions
00:53:37.860 that we may normally ask on a podcast 0.98
00:53:39.420 because there's 200 fucking 50 people watching 1.00
00:53:41.380 we were going to ask Jack how big his dick was 1.00
00:53:43.000 because his shoes are so big we were going to ask him 1.00
00:53:44.660 and right when he said he wanted to be a sex symbol
00:53:47.380 I thought to myself now's the time 1.00
00:53:48.680 you wear a size 25 shoe do you have a size 25 cock 1.00
00:53:51.940 but then there's fucking 1.00
00:53:53.180 little miss Susie distributor from Anizer Bush 1.00
00:53:55.640 Sitting in row one looking at me like 1.00
00:53:56.940 My daughter's gonna watch this episode 1.00
00:53:58.980 Fuck this shit 1.00
00:54:01.060 Do you guys want me to tell you what was on 1.00
00:54:02.840 Like the video because he kept saying like
00:54:04.680 Describe it for them
00:54:05.580 I'm not kidding
00:54:08.340 He had a bookshelf
00:54:11.600 That was a hidden bookshelf
00:54:12.900 Somebody pulled the book
00:54:14.560 Opened up the bookshelf
00:54:15.880 Now it's a huge other room which was amazing
00:54:19.020 And then he comes around the corner
00:54:20.860 Literally no socks
00:54:22.760 Nothing but bright
00:54:25.100 Bright
00:54:25.960 Blue underwear
00:54:27.400 Could you see the print?
00:54:28.820 Oh yeah
00:54:29.400 What's it looking like?
00:54:30.740 Dogs hung bro
00:54:31.580 Really?
00:54:31.980 It's gotta be
00:54:32.520 Hey like
00:54:33.260 He's like
00:54:34.100 Tell him what you see
00:54:34.960 And I could not
00:54:36.060 Get my eyes off of just
00:54:37.900 He was just walking
00:54:39.040 And I was like
00:54:40.460 Oh
00:54:40.860 Oh like
00:54:41.760 That should be illegal
00:54:43.720 You know what should be illegal?
00:54:45.220 What?
00:54:45.460 The fact that he was married to
00:54:46.980 A woman who was 1.00
00:54:47.980 Under five foot 1.00
00:54:49.080 Nah
00:54:49.360 He was married to
00:54:49.820 I'm not even kidding 0.73
00:54:51.420 Same size bro 1.00
00:54:52.820 Because his dick is like 1.00
00:54:53.220 Barely under five foot 1.00
00:54:54.280 No no no no
00:54:54.580 Look up a picture of Shaq and his wife
00:54:56.000 She was short 0.73
00:54:56.960 No she was short in the picture 1.00
00:54:58.860 She was probably taller than me 1.00
00:55:00.020 No no no 1.00
00:55:01.020 I think she's short short 1.00
00:55:03.120 I don't even see like anatomically how that 1.00
00:55:06.820 Well anyways I didn't even finish
00:55:07.880 So he comes around the corner and I'm like wow
00:55:09.400 Shaq is literally on the show right now
00:55:11.580 Showing me him in his underwear
00:55:12.620 I thought it was going to be like a Jeffree Star moment
00:55:15.440 Like Jeffree Star fully showed us a picture of him 1.00
00:55:18.000 Sucking a professional athlete's player dick on a plane 0.99
00:55:20.920 I thought for sure Shaq was going to show you a video of him 1.00
00:55:22.880 Fuck it 0.99
00:55:23.560 But the thing about him is he's, like, this, like, super in-demand dude. 1.00
00:55:28.040 We jump through fucking rings of fire to get him on the podcast for an hour.
00:55:32.920 And he comes here, and he's like, you got an hour of my time. 0.98
00:55:35.860 And, like, 26 minutes go by.
00:55:37.760 And Logan pulls the reverse Uno on him and goes,
00:55:41.840 yo, Shaq, thanks for coming to join us for 12 minutes.
00:55:43.880 That's all we got for you today. 1.00
00:55:45.080 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:55:46.440 Shaq looked at us like this, like, what's good, bro? 0.99
00:55:48.660 I know.
00:55:49.160 I made an error.
00:55:49.940 And I want to apologize to the audience.
00:55:51.560 I'll take this time now to say I'm sorry.
00:55:54.060 I don't really feel like myself today.
00:55:55.440 It's fine.
00:55:55.900 By the way, George did get a signature of Shaq.
00:55:58.440 Going to the Impulsive Museum, baby.
00:56:00.540 And he was such a sweet guy, dude.
00:56:01.720 He was like, hey, man, I really like the way that you can take jokes.
00:56:04.240 He goes, I leaned on you.
00:56:05.460 He goes, but I like that.
00:56:07.500 And then we talked about the dad thing.
00:56:09.300 But I got to say what Milton did because Milton is like Logan's coach.
00:56:13.500 And this guy, first of all, before we even went, we went to go get pizza. 0.62
00:56:16.800 And he's chilling with 14 Indian old women.
00:56:19.420 Literally.
00:56:20.180 They're like, what are you mean?
00:56:21.360 what are you what are you doing here and he's like no if you want a picture take it with them
00:56:24.660 like no no and i'm like he just kept walking i was like yeah we didn't even want that we want to sit
00:56:28.700 i'm like this guy is he's this cartoon but shaq comes out and he pulls out this walkie-talkie 0.98
00:56:33.860 from his fucking pocket okay boys i'm ready and just a fucking like i'm talking like secret 0.99
00:56:40.300 service comes out of nowhere what are you talking about he said he came here with no 1.00
00:56:42.800 bro he's not a celebrity bro boys i'm ready swoop then milt jumps on the opportunity he
00:56:49.580 goes right this way i'm not kidding i want the camera to pan exactly because this was i saw this
00:56:54.720 and i was like wow mil that was great had his camera ready he goes yeah right this way walks
00:56:59.800 into the room this is him walking in he looks at the camera because it's right there takes a picture
00:57:03.960 and now he just sits in an empty room and he goes i'm supposed to be in this and he goes no i don't 0.82
00:57:08.280 shut the fuck up milton my boxing coach escorted shack to like he convinced shack to do his member 0.76
00:57:15.380 of his team basically this is all the room this is just to get a picture i watched it 0.99
00:57:20.540 i had to uh i had to ban uh milton from taking snaps and videos you haven't of me no no of me
00:57:32.940 and jake because he's become a liability online he he would in the past uh post our location
00:57:40.180 where we were in real time in foreign strange cities one time we were being swatted someone
00:57:45.640 called us and said you know whatever they said to get the the swat team at our house and thought it
00:57:50.220 would be cool to live stream the whole fucking thing on instagram so when we found there was a 0.92
00:57:54.600 leak from the inside of our camp i had to bro he's live streamed the beginning of it was our 0.96
00:58:02.040 address and a helicopter in like you could see it all in one for i don't know what he was there
00:58:07.040 than five minutes dude like and and i guarantee when you said mil what and he goes no what what
00:58:13.100 i i am curious though because he loves posting on instagram and i don't know what it is he got
00:58:20.380 in trouble by another organization that we work with not to be named talking to one of the superstars
00:58:27.140 Really? Pictures, yeah
00:58:29.400 Really
00:58:29.980 Is he here?
00:58:33.300 Yeah, he's right there
00:58:34.100 Should we ask?
00:58:36.000 By the way, there's no prompt
00:58:37.780 No, I do want to know this
00:58:39.060 Jeff, I get straight out
00:58:41.540 Can I ask Milton why he loves Snapchatting so much?
00:58:45.960 It's the time
00:58:46.760 I need to know why he loves posting on Instagram so much
00:58:48.980 The new 60 second story feature came out
00:58:52.000 And he's the biggest fan of it
00:58:52.780 I just want to let you know, we moved Shaq for this story
00:58:55.240 Just FYI
00:58:56.460 Could have been another
00:58:57.520 Full accountability
00:58:59.140 I messed up
00:59:00.060 I'm kidding bro
00:59:01.060 I like podcasts with my boys
00:59:02.680 You know
00:59:04.400 I still can't believe you did that 0.98
00:59:06.840 I'm so fucking big 0.97
00:59:07.880 I can't believe you did that 0.99
00:59:09.220 I panicked
00:59:09.840 To be honest
00:59:11.040 Nobody's happier than that move
00:59:13.180 Because bro
00:59:13.800 I was so nervous the whole time
00:59:15.400 Dude 0.99
00:59:15.820 Fucking up in front of people 0.99
00:59:17.100 Is a scary thing 1.00
00:59:17.760 Fucking up in front of Shaq 1.00
00:59:18.840 Scary thing 1.00
00:59:19.740 There's no need to do that 1.00
00:59:20.400 Mil take a seat 0.95
00:59:21.080 Just sit out
00:59:21.760 Like you're not a statue
00:59:23.060 You don't have to hold that thing
00:59:24.220 Take a seat
00:59:25.520 Yeah no no
00:59:26.020 I know I know I feel you George and
00:59:27.660 I'll apologize again
00:59:29.380 I apologize for not showing up
00:59:32.060 Can we get to tell you Milton's toes real quick
00:59:34.200 Jake's team says
00:59:36.700 Jake's team says
00:59:38.420 If Milton wants to travel with him
00:59:41.020 It's mandatory that he wears socks and lotion
00:59:43.780 You need lotion right now
00:59:46.020 Looking like
00:59:47.200 Kevin Durant's ankles
00:59:49.320 Oh my god dude
00:59:51.880 Oh my god I'm pretty sure 0.98
00:59:53.800 Bring that close to your mouth 0.98
00:59:55.760 All right, there you go.
00:59:56.680 All right, can you hear me?
00:59:57.980 How are you not itchy, bro?
00:59:59.820 Loud and clear.
01:00:00.300 Keep that mic closer.
01:00:01.200 All right, all right, all right.
01:00:01.960 You got your picture with Shaq?
01:00:03.400 Yeah.
01:00:06.360 How'd that come about?
01:00:08.240 I asked him when he was walking out the door.
01:00:11.360 Yeah, you just saw him.
01:00:12.200 I heard you escorted him into an empty room.
01:00:14.260 No, no, no, no, no.
01:00:16.500 Escorting him.
01:00:17.760 There was no light right there.
01:00:19.980 Yeah, that doesn't check out.
01:00:22.360 He gave you the classic redirect.
01:00:24.320 Smoke him here.
01:00:25.000 You just do a smoke bomb.
01:00:27.720 No, it was dark in there.
01:00:30.780 What does that mean, bro?
01:00:31.720 That's so funny.
01:00:32.600 No, I understand it now because I watched his face when he was making up his mind.
01:00:36.880 Wait, you weren't trying to trick him in the room.
01:00:39.160 You were just mad that there was no light there.
01:00:41.180 There was no light.
01:00:42.000 Oh, my God.
01:00:42.760 That's so funny.
01:00:43.500 I brought you up here to ask you one question.
01:00:45.540 Surprise me.
01:00:46.440 And I've been meaning to ask you this.
01:00:48.880 On Nationwide?
01:00:49.700 What is it about posting
01:00:52.280 On your Instagram story
01:00:53.480 That you like so much
01:00:55.300 What do you mean
01:01:01.400 Don't do that
01:01:03.820 What do you mean what I mean
01:01:05.420 You're one of those guys 1.00
01:01:06.640 He's a shit poster 1.00
01:01:08.940 You go to look at his story 1.00
01:01:12.780 And each bar is this 0.99
01:01:14.780 Fucking big up top 0.98
01:01:16.180 And there's a hundred of them 0.99
01:01:17.940 And each one is 20 seconds long
01:01:19.740 So I'll ask again
01:01:21.180 I don't get it
01:01:22.580 You're 66 years old
01:01:25.440 You're still actively posting on Instagram
01:01:27.460 Really actively
01:01:29.100 So what is it that you like about it so much?
01:01:34.400 You don't even know
01:01:35.360 See this is what confuses me
01:01:36.580 Well you're putting him on the spot
01:01:37.240 I'm just trying to think
01:01:38.640 I just post stuff to be posted
01:01:43.680 I guess
01:01:44.300 You're cool as a cucumber
01:01:46.900 Everybody knows you're the thunder from down under
01:01:49.080 The legend from Queens
01:01:50.520 You're the man that won't stop being the man
01:01:52.160 You're the guy who say some more things that you would call yourself
01:01:54.980 Often imitated
01:01:57.080 But never duplicated
01:01:58.080 The east and the best in the west 1.00
01:02:00.260 When the ladies next to me just get undressed 1.00
01:02:03.040 Anyway I don't know I just post stuff
01:02:06.860 I guess I just think of you know I don't know
01:02:08.760 I just post it
01:02:09.740 Why do I post
01:02:12.000 You try to be an influencer
01:02:12.840 Because from this angle that's what it looks like
01:02:15.300 I can't be an influencer
01:02:16.800 Because I'm not charging anybody
01:02:18.740 I'm not charging
01:02:19.440 Well you post more than every influencer I know
01:02:21.340 That's not true
01:02:22.120 Yes it is
01:02:23.160 Trust me
01:02:23.760 No one posts as much as you
01:02:25.340 Not even close 1.00
01:02:25.920 I don't post shit 0.99
01:02:26.820 Not even close 0.99
01:02:27.740 Kevin?
01:02:28.440 Not even remotely close
01:02:29.720 No not Kevin
01:02:30.020 That's why I'm here
01:02:30.760 But I don't see why I don't even post that much 0.90
01:02:33.180 Are you fricking me? 0.53
01:02:34.740 Let's find out 0.64
01:02:35.640 Do I post that much?
01:02:37.200 Let's find out
01:02:37.980 So now I'm a poster child for not posting?
01:02:41.900 Let's find out right now
01:02:42.940 You got four stories live on your Instagram right now
01:02:45.220 Oh that's not bad
01:02:46.300 You went to Overlook L.A. last night?
01:02:48.820 Oh, that's actually not that bad.
01:02:50.020 I actually respect that story.
01:02:51.300 I'm not really doing anything.
01:02:52.080 No, I'm still just wondering why.
01:02:54.200 You like it.
01:02:54.960 You like it, right?
01:02:55.560 Well, since I am everywhere, which my hat says,
01:02:59.760 so I post stuff where I go and let everybody know,
01:03:02.880 like, hey, I'm here, I'm here.
01:03:04.720 You know, just so if people who do-
01:03:06.180 Tag a location.
01:03:06.600 Oh, so it's on brand.
01:03:08.060 Wait a minute.
01:03:08.560 If people who can't follow us or y'all around,
01:03:12.720 they follow me wherever I go,
01:03:14.040 knowing, hey, where's he going next?
01:03:15.600 So I figured I am everywhere I post.
01:03:17.460 Do you know?
01:03:18.540 Do you?
01:03:18.900 OK, check this out, because you're posting kind of helped me out a little bit recently
01:03:24.480 for the first time.
01:03:26.700 Wow.
01:03:27.440 I think I know what that one is.
01:03:29.020 Do you?
01:03:29.400 Yeah.
01:03:29.720 Which one?
01:03:30.420 The Puerto Rico.
01:03:31.620 Puerto Rico.
01:03:32.240 Yeah, because although you did the Puerto Rico thing and you didn't post and you didn't
01:03:39.280 do anything and we didn't, I didn't even post.
01:03:42.240 I didn't even post no pictures like, hey, we're here.
01:03:43.960 And then a week later, after it came out, I said, you know what, maybe I should just put this up because it's a week later, it's behind.
01:03:54.060 And a lot of positive, positive, positive notes came up about like, wow, Logan is helping out, your guys are helping out.
01:04:02.800 And a lot of big Puerto Rican people kind of reached out and were saying stuff about you, which was all positive.
01:04:10.120 well it was interesting because like as you know we know and i think i'm doing an interview with
01:04:15.000 philip defranco this weekend the the the puerto rican sentiment is is is some people feel a
01:04:20.760 certain way about it and i wasn't going to post that on social media and and you did and in this
01:04:25.720 video that philip defranco made he was kind of he was kind of condemning or or or um talking about
01:04:32.920 the sentiment of some puerto ricans about you know me and go home gringo yeah exactly and and
01:04:38.360 And and he cited a couple of tweets of people saying, like, you know, Logan, you're on this island.
01:04:43.440 But what are you doing to help out? And I don't feel the need to have to prove myself, which is why I didn't post anything.
01:04:47.880 And I don't plan on posting anything or parading my pursuits around on social media.
01:04:52.040 But the fans had our back and they saw your picture and they were like, oh, like, Phil, like they are doing stuff.
01:04:57.520 And we've done some stuff, too. But it helped me because now he saw the picture.
01:05:01.240 I'm going to I'm going to sit down with Philip DeFranco this weekend and talk a little bit.
01:05:04.940 Well, I had to also let them know I was a Boricua.
01:05:08.220 Yo, I'm Puerto Rican.
01:05:09.080 I've been working with Logan for five years.
01:05:10.640 I'm Puerto Rican.
01:05:11.180 So you can't say he ain't doing anything because I'm here.
01:05:14.120 Say something else like in that same type of vein, like the other things that you say.
01:05:17.740 You know what I'm saying?
01:05:18.100 What are you talking about, man?
01:05:19.160 No, not like that.
01:05:20.420 Give him a holler at all.
01:05:21.100 Give him a holler at all.
01:05:22.960 I'm the greatest of all time.
01:05:25.520 Well, let me tell you, I'm the greatest of all time.
01:05:27.940 I'm with Joan Frazier.
01:05:28.920 I'm about to whoop you.
01:05:29.840 I'm going to get up here.
01:05:30.840 Let me tell you, I'm so pretty.
01:05:31.840 But when I finish with you, this won't be no joke.
01:05:34.620 Next time you see your nose will be broke
01:05:36.660 And Milt Supreme 0.75
01:05:38.720 Ladies and gentlemen
01:05:39.820 Hey speaking of posting a lot
01:05:42.420 There's a hot
01:05:44.440 Upcoming
01:05:46.140 New social media platform
01:05:48.960 That people are posting like crazy 0.99
01:05:51.140 Milt you would love it
01:05:52.440 I posted 44 posts
01:05:54.800 Already on it today and I've only been awake for 6
01:05:57.060 Hours that platform ladies and gentlemen
01:05:59.280 You may have heard of it
01:06:01.100 It's called Snapchat 0.99
01:06:01.920 We're fucking Snapchatters 1.00
01:06:03.760 We are snapchatting 1.00
01:06:04.860 Oh my god bro
01:06:06.000 Yeah they have this new
01:06:06.800 Creator payout program
01:06:08.180 And that's probably
01:06:09.220 The reason you're seeing
01:06:09.980 A lot of your
01:06:10.780 Favorite or least favorite
01:06:12.160 Influencers
01:06:12.760 I just like posting there
01:06:13.920 It has nothing to do
01:06:14.300 With the money
01:06:14.660 Yeah why would
01:06:15.140 Why would you want
01:06:15.680 To make money
01:06:16.080 I got one better
01:06:17.880 No we're talking
01:06:19.240 About something
01:06:19.680 Okay I'm sorry
01:06:20.560 Alright say a slogan
01:06:22.660 First and then do it
01:06:23.540 Like one of your
01:06:24.660 Things that you say
01:06:25.400 I'm too hot to hold
01:06:28.120 Definitely too hard to handle
01:06:29.160 I set it off
01:06:29.840 Like a roman candle
01:06:30.740 That works
01:06:31.580 Now say what you bet
01:06:32.940 There's a new platform about to hit the market
01:06:36.260 Which is called
01:06:36.880 And that's going to be the game changer
01:06:39.660 Have you ever said something on a show
01:06:41.840 Where the entire sentence was bleeped out before
01:06:44.080 Because that just happened
01:06:45.840 Did you just try to plug it
01:06:47.840 I'm going to try it again
01:06:49.160 Let him try it again
01:06:52.200 There's a new
01:06:52.880 And it's going to be a game changer
01:06:55.740 We even bleeped that
01:06:57.360 Just to be safe
01:06:59.120 No it's Snapchat so it is funny
01:07:01.680 Look, I've been snapping.
01:07:04.560 I am a Snapchatting TikToker again now, and so has Mike.
01:07:08.980 And everyone knows that no one wants to see a 37-year-old on Snapchat.
01:07:12.560 But if you do, you can follow Mike.
01:07:14.220 It's HeyBigMike.
01:07:15.100 But the thing is about it, you're probably right.
01:07:18.220 But we do all this really polished content that goes on.
01:07:21.300 Even the TikToks are well-produced.
01:07:23.220 The YouTube content is obviously pretty high production.
01:07:26.000 The podcast is produced.
01:07:27.500 But when we get a chance to
01:07:28.980 Try to solve a Rubik's Cube
01:07:31.360 Or chase each other around the house 0.99
01:07:32.780 The kind of shit that we do behind the scenes 0.99
01:07:35.320 That by the way 0.99
01:07:35.960 A lot of the real long term
01:07:39.080 Long time audience members
01:07:41.300 Want to see
01:07:42.080 We've been doing it on Snapchat
01:07:43.540 It's cool bro
01:07:45.740 It's something I overlooked
01:07:46.660 I've actually been having fun
01:07:48.140 Snapping my day
01:07:49.160 As much as it pains me to say this 0.99
01:07:53.100 I'm a fucking YouTuber bro 0.99
01:07:55.060 I'm a daily vlogger 0.98
01:07:56.260 well well i am i love creating i work i like i like taking videos and pictures of what's going
01:08:03.980 on my day posting trying to be funny here and they're trying to get creative exercising my
01:08:08.160 this is so cool to me it's a gift i'm exercising my ability to take this device in my hand record
01:08:14.260 a piece of content and upload it for the entire world to see now man when i was like 10 11 that
01:08:19.020 just wasn't how it was and it's so cool now that we can do it so i'm taking advantage of it and
01:08:23.340 it's cool and you know they're paying a decent amount of money now if you want to subscribe to
01:08:27.360 my snapchat it's at logan paul but i remember when you were youtubing bro i was i was snapchatting
01:08:34.240 back in the day too no but which is why which is why this isn't foreign to me like i i used to
01:08:38.420 snapchat every single day before the daily vlogs and then i hopped into daily but the daily vlog
01:08:43.980 like the vlogging is what made you i mean you people you were considered to be one of the
01:08:48.260 greatest youtubers and and it's been sad kind of sad to see your fall from from glory and not sad
01:08:53.680 at all well i just want to just throw aside especially you know having been someone who was
01:08:58.220 at one point just an extra in those vlogs and now um someone who gets more monthly views than you
01:09:06.300 on a consistent basis every single month i think there's a lot of people that get more views than
01:09:11.260 me yeah but none of those guys are sitting on stage so it's just you know it's just you know
01:09:14.520 Just strictly based on numbers, you're going to be statistically higher
01:09:18.520 to have more views than me if you're on this stage because I'm not posting.
01:09:22.880 I will say, hey, listen, no, no, no, no, you listen.
01:09:25.040 No!
01:09:26.400 I posted a YouTube video called I took 4,120 poloids in 99 days.
01:09:33.300 It was a summary and a montage, compilation, whatever you want to call it,
01:09:38.840 of the original's photos and each story that we put together.
01:09:43.060 i have never gotten better feedback on a video in my life like ever and it's as a time as a creator
01:09:48.940 watch time retain everything as a creator there's no better feeling than when what you put out gets
01:09:55.180 received positively and i just want to say thank you to everyone who followed that journey and who
01:09:59.260 commented on the youtube video and i i am humbled that the project was received better than i
01:10:06.700 expected because you have to understand like ironically enough when we sat at the live show
01:10:12.040 in ohio and i announced originals for the first time and i was talking about this great project
01:10:16.640 how it could be my magnum opus and it took me a year to conceptualize it and it was hard for
01:10:22.780 people to understand what i was talking about right and even like during the release of the
01:10:27.500 project some of the photos are fantastic if i do say so myself some aren't you know and so we'd get
01:10:32.680 the occasion like you know what is this project what are you building what's happening and then
01:10:36.440 finally now after i've released that video and you can see the arc the story the time the energy
01:10:42.780 uh and the team that was involved in this project people are finally seeing what i saw
01:10:47.760 in the first three days of conceptualizing that project and so like i do love youtube at the end
01:10:53.760 of the day man i love creating and i'm so glad that we have these outlets to to just sit down
01:10:59.280 talk and put out little pieces of us that some people at home can resonate with and you at the
01:11:03.800 and that wasn't even like even remotely all of it those were like little i mean bro you have so
01:11:08.660 much footage and back to the thing i said about the the views i'm obviously playing around bro 0.95
01:11:13.220 like you you you're one of the fucking goats of youtube i i you know i learned so much from you 0.96
01:11:18.240 having watched the fucking daily vlogs and being a part of them and honestly it's actually funny 1.00
01:11:23.000 because lately you've been seeing all these people that uh start to sway away from youtube 0.98
01:11:27.980 and move into other pursuits, starting to feel that call back.
01:11:32.800 Casey Neistat, back in New York City.
01:11:36.060 Like, talk about a full circle moment for the YouTube community.
01:11:39.180 Casey Neistat, back in New York City, back vlogging again,
01:11:41.980 shooting vlogs, posting thumbnails, you know, just great content.
01:11:46.040 And Emma Chamberlain, back again as well after a long break.
01:11:48.460 It's cool, man.
01:11:48.860 I think there's going to be a little bit of a kickback
01:11:51.300 on authentic, personable content, you know?
01:11:55.640 Like, we see the beast wave of YouTube and the creators that he's inspired to do these massive larger-than-life videos.
01:12:05.020 Eric, Mr. Beam, you know, these guys are killing it.
01:12:08.960 But personally, you know, that's not what I yearn to see.
01:12:14.300 I like the realness.
01:12:16.060 And a lot of people do, obviously.
01:12:17.400 We yearn to see that.
01:12:18.240 You know what I'm saying?
01:12:18.760 A lot of people do want to see it.
01:12:20.180 It's for a lot of people.
01:12:21.160 Correct.
01:12:21.540 But not me.
01:12:22.340 Right, right, right.
01:12:22.860 like i don't need to you know see people competing to win right like i don't care i'm just i just
01:12:27.940 love the community i just love creating that audience of people that actually like for the
01:12:32.000 first time in a in a while i feel like i've i've really uh leaned into a community people that
01:12:37.700 genuinely care every single week what's going on and that's that's just an awesome feeling it's
01:12:41.340 cool to know that like they're following our journey to that to that extent no i agree it's
01:12:46.160 cool and it's it's really cool to see it manifest in these live audiences which is why we like to
01:12:50.440 do them uh last thing i just want to address it real quick uh you want to talk about this tua
01:12:54.500 yeah i mean dude what a nasty situation i mean by the time this episode comes out it will have
01:12:59.440 been last week but um uh dolphins quarterback um you know he had he too had had a um a rough
01:13:08.040 tackle the week before had gone into concussion protocol but i guess they made the decision that
01:13:12.560 he was that he was eligible to play uh last night uh the night before we recorded this podcast and
01:13:18.460 he took a really nasty hit uh during the game and it was like it was like it was like a slingshot
01:13:24.060 hit where he got like dragged down and the back of his head slammed on the ground which you know
01:13:29.760 we know from boxing and just anything ever getting hit in the back of the head is the worst place to
01:13:34.360 get hit and the first thing that is affected is your vision uh and he kind of he kind of flipped
01:13:38.300 over and it was obvious immediately that there was something dramatically wrong uh with his with
01:13:43.660 his motor funk with his motor skills his his general function yeah he was throwing up gang
01:13:47.540 signs with his finger it was it was disturbing horrifying carted off the field and there's been
01:13:52.840 a lot of discussion once again about the cte uh concussion protocol in the nfl we we it seemed
01:13:59.000 like there had been a tremendous amount of progress made over the past few years in terms of
01:14:03.160 how serious concussion protocol was because they now know that cte is such a major lifelong uh and
01:14:10.320 enduring battle for these people after these head injuries and so there's the dolphins are under a
01:14:15.060 tremendous amount of scrutiny right now uh as a result of allowing him to play after after a
01:14:20.260 potential concussion last week uh news coming in today that they're sticking their their uh
01:14:25.300 medical team is sticking with this this uh concept or idea that he was he was eligible to play and he
01:14:30.560 was out of concussion protocol and that it was safe for him to play but um it's a it was a really
01:14:35.480 challenging thing to watch and it's going to be interesting to see how it continues to shape that
01:14:40.140 that that space so i played football in high school um i was an all-state linebacker and i gave 0.93
01:14:48.780 every bit of me to that fucking high school football team because my tote my coach told me 0.92
01:14:55.380 to and he convinced me that i was going to give it all when i went on the field and while that's 0.97
01:15:00.460 an amazing mindset to have at life right just attack everything full force it really hindered
01:15:05.540 my health i got a concussion one game and i was the linebacker right so i have to play
01:15:10.760 or call the plays i got hit head to head with a running back from avon lake and i knew immediately
01:15:20.300 like something was not nor this this particular hit like i would spear guys this particular hit
01:15:25.420 like uh froze me a bit so i i stayed on the ground i was on all fours i i went to get up
01:15:30.740 and i went to call the play which involved counting the linemen and counting the people
01:15:34.060 in the backfield I didn't know how to count dog I didn't know how to count or say words and and I 0.97
01:15:42.300 have 10 other guys relying on me to call the fucking play in that moment I went oh my god 0.85
01:15:48.460 this sport is scary now adding everything else I've torn in my life I'm not sure that I will 0.98
01:15:56.820 let my children play football unless they absolutely fucking love it it is an amazing 0.80
01:16:02.940 sport i love watching it but oh my gosh it is so dangerous that's so funny you say that because i 0.93
01:16:09.100 didn't ever expected you to say like i don't like i i could see fear taking over your decisions now
01:16:14.800 um for your loved ones which is like i never thought i would ever see you go through that
01:16:19.120 um but yeah i wasn't allowed to play football um it's just because of that it's just such a rough
01:16:24.660 sport man like i'm not kidding every big injury i had that i still feel to this day both knees
01:16:31.080 pulled both hip flexors
01:16:32.520 can be traced back
01:16:35.280 to football an amazing sport
01:16:37.140 if you guys are playing football like I trust me
01:16:39.060 I love it right but oh my gosh just be
01:16:41.200 careful just
01:16:41.860 yeah if you don't love it you don't risk it
01:16:44.880 and also like you could just play like flag
01:16:47.240 football that's all right or
01:16:48.840 allocate your energy elsewhere like
01:16:50.780 you know I remember in high school
01:16:53.240 there'd be seasons right
01:16:55.200 for each sport there'd be the football season
01:16:56.920 wrestling season track season and I only
01:16:59.060 got to practice the sport that i was playing during the season that we're doing now we we
01:17:03.540 wonder why i got uh you know decent at boxing quickly it's because we it's all we focused on
01:17:08.740 in high school you don't have that luxury especially when you're sport hopping for the
01:17:11.460 multidisciplinary athletes so you know if i i mean this when i say this um if you don't think
01:17:20.020 you're gonna go pro in football or get a college scholarship allocate your energy elsewhere
01:17:25.740 I just think there's too much on the line
01:17:28.020 It's
01:17:28.960 Yeah
01:17:30.000 That's just like a trick
01:17:31.240 It's a tricky thing
01:17:32.020 Obviously it's like 0.66
01:17:32.700 It's clearly an American pastime
01:17:35.000 To play football
01:17:35.540 In certain states 0.99
01:17:36.360 It's the only thing that fucking matters 0.98
01:17:37.700 I mean you go 0.97
01:17:38.240 I was gonna say
01:17:39.820 You try to go say that on a stage in Texas 1.00
01:17:41.160 You get fucking dragged out of there by your feet 1.00
01:17:43.540 No no 1.00
01:17:44.200 He's meaning that like
01:17:45.560 I'm just
01:17:45.840 No no no
01:17:46.520 Dedicating your whole life
01:17:47.840 I'm looking out
01:17:48.100 You know I've been there
01:17:48.860 I've been there
01:17:49.260 We've seen it
01:17:49.780 We saw it with Tua
01:17:50.500 I just don't
01:17:52.140 Yeah but there's
01:17:52.660 I don't wanna see accidents
01:17:53.800 I wasn't allowed to play football either
01:17:55.420 But I was allowed to ride BMX
01:17:56.760 I was allowed to ski jump
01:17:57.920 You know what I'm saying
01:17:58.720 Kids are kids
01:17:59.640 And they're gonna do 0.99
01:18:00.460 And they're gonna fuck themselves up regardless 0.99
01:18:02.300 Like you're gonna 0.99
01:18:02.920 At that age
01:18:03.920 You wanna do things that
01:18:05.140 That test your physical limits
01:18:06.600 I had
01:18:06.960 I mean I can't even tell you
01:18:08.220 On both hands
01:18:09.060 How many concussions I've had
01:18:10.020 Been knocked out cold 1.00
01:18:10.940 So many fucking times 0.99
01:18:11.260 That's the other side of this 0.99
01:18:12.600 And obviously
01:18:13.620 You can tell to an extent
01:18:15.760 But it's like
01:18:16.800 You know
01:18:17.320 You can
01:18:17.620 You can
01:18:18.040 You can take a couple knocks
01:18:19.800 Clearly like
01:18:20.760 What happened
01:18:21.320 You know
01:18:22.280 To Tua was
01:18:23.400 Was
01:18:23.800 Beyond what should have happened
01:18:25.420 the concussion followed up by a concussion that's very very that's very bad and that's
01:18:31.920 that's the thing and that's what's weird about this because whenever i would have a concussion
01:18:36.860 when i was a kid the only thing that mattered was not getting another concussion quickly thereafter
01:18:42.200 because your your your brain is swollen correct right so your brain is swollen you're at high
01:18:49.080 risk of major issues after your first concussion do you know why the swelling your brain needs to 0.91
01:18:54.760 fucking go down you need to be very careful so the idea of sending someone back out onto the field 0.94
01:18:58.360 to face these 300 pound linebackers after concussion protocol that you know is uh shaded 0.99
01:19:06.980 or filtered or obscured by other factors such as desire to win obviously money sponsorships uh
01:19:16.000 coaching decisions that are based on their desire to continue on to be wanting to be a winning coach
01:19:20.180 So they get paid money. 0.97
01:19:21.480 It's a fucked up situation that I thought the NFL had removed a lot of that guesswork from and made it very clear. 0.98
01:19:27.840 Yo, CTE concussion protocol, you're benched. 1.00
01:19:30.380 Your ass is not fucking playing until you're cleared by multiple independent doctors. 1.00
01:19:34.380 And so this seemed strange to me that they allowed this to happen. 1.00
01:19:38.240 And, you know, he's fucked up. 0.99
01:19:40.260 Well, that's because they were having a good season. 1.00
01:19:42.600 And if they keep him in, they're going to win.
01:19:45.760 And since he got out, they lost the next game.
01:19:49.280 And a lot of this
01:19:50.340 A lot of this is late breaking
01:19:51.480 And so if we
01:19:52.320 If we've misspoken
01:19:53.060 Any specific
01:19:53.880 You know
01:19:54.940 Intricacies
01:19:55.580 I apologize
01:19:56.660 But I mean
01:19:57.340 It's a nasty game
01:19:59.020 For sure
01:19:59.460 Okay
01:20:00.960 Yep
01:20:01.480 I am gonna
01:20:02.320 Tell my producer
01:20:04.080 To stop flirting 1.00
01:20:04.800 With my assistant
01:20:05.420 As soon as this podcast
01:20:06.440 Yeah what's the deal
01:20:07.120 I don't like it
01:20:08.940 Oh wait
01:20:10.160 Do they work for the same
01:20:11.080 Company
01:20:11.560 No no
01:20:12.020 I guess technically
01:20:12.780 Are you guys having an affair
01:20:14.000 No
01:20:14.960 Maybe it's Pan
01:20:16.740 She's your what
01:20:17.460 Pan room Caleb
01:20:18.580 that's your girl just a quick pan just quick pan just any at any moment would be good
01:20:22.880 yeah i don't i don't like any of this oh you had a date last night
01:20:29.040 dude what do i there's some there's some co-worker affairs going on right now we just
01:20:33.620 saw this with a youtube channel with ned ned ned uh ned ned ned filmer filman what is it yeah
01:20:41.140 what's the thing called the short boys short boys the try guys guy it's like the same thing
01:20:46.980 He apparently cheated on his wife
01:20:49.740 He tried guys
01:20:51.320 He tried guys
01:20:52.220 He cheated on his wife with a guy
01:20:54.540 Yeah he tried guys
01:20:55.840 That's not true
01:20:57.220 Let's not put this in the wrong
01:21:00.600 Let's put this in the wrong 1.00
01:21:02.520 He was trisexual 1.00
01:21:03.640 Elaborate 1.00
01:21:05.320 Hey that mic's really getting away from you man 1.00
01:21:08.740 He was trisexual 1.00
01:21:09.640 What are your thoughts
01:21:12.680 I was just thinking
01:21:13.540 So apparently this guy built his brand
01:21:15.760 Around being like a faithful husband
01:21:17.140 I'm not talking about that 1.00
01:21:17.980 Fuck that conversation 0.98
01:21:18.960 I actually think it's interesting 0.99
01:21:21.020 Do you have a take on it? 0.98
01:21:23.560 Yeah don't fucking cheat 0.97
01:21:24.720 How easy is it to just not do that? 0.98
01:21:28.600 Especially when you're painting the picture
01:21:30.060 Of things being perfect at home
01:21:31.440 You've built your life
01:21:33.800 You've built this brand
01:21:34.940 And it's looking good
01:21:36.160 You have a wife
01:21:37.380 And you want to go cheat on her with your colleague
01:21:41.140 I feel like it's easy to say that dude 1.00
01:21:42.920 Shut the fuck up 1.00
01:21:44.700 Hold on, no, talk to me about your last marriage. 1.00
01:21:46.740 Wait, Mike.
01:21:47.340 Talk to me about your last marriage. 0.99
01:21:48.680 Talk to me about when you were married to somebody for 26 some odd fucking years. 0.99
01:21:53.000 Yo, figure it out. 0.99
01:21:54.260 Antiquated tribe.
01:21:54.660 Figure it out, bro. 0.99
01:21:56.600 And every time she fucking looked at you, she said, 1.00
01:21:58.620 take the trash out, you piece of shit. 1.00
01:22:00.740 Yo, get a divorce. 1.00
01:22:02.400 Get a divorce. 1.00
01:22:03.440 Mike. 1.00
01:22:03.780 Oh, what, they never heard the word vagina before? 1.00
01:22:05.500 George, your fucking Willy Wonka-ass stomach is hanging out again. 1.00
01:22:08.460 You got done that. 1.00
01:22:08.760 Talk to that fucking thing, I swear to God. 1.00
01:22:11.780 I've been happy, I gained a little weight. 1.00
01:22:13.180 If mine pulled up 0.99
01:22:16.280 You'd see fucking Mount Vesuvius 1.00
01:22:17.800 Did you see skin? 0.99
01:22:19.900 Yes, that's what I keep telling you
01:22:21.160 I'm gonna be honest with you
01:22:23.140 I'm sick of these guys cheating
01:22:24.760 I'm sick of it
01:22:26.580 Bro, you know I seen
01:22:28.360 Emily Ratajkowski
01:22:31.560 Emily Ratajkowski
01:22:33.640 Why don't you get that one? 1.00
01:22:35.200 She could be a psychopath 1.00
01:22:36.920 You're right 0.61
01:22:38.820 I'm sorry I was gonna say something but you're 100% right
01:22:41.360 How could you cheat 0.90
01:22:43.780 Like dude what if she comes home every day 1.00
01:22:45.620 And her one thing that she has to do 0.99
01:22:47.200 Is punch you nuts 1.00
01:22:48.280 Break up with her
01:22:52.060 Yes for sure 1.00
01:22:52.740 Break up with her
01:22:55.660 No I don't
01:22:56.760 I just
01:22:57.220 I mean this
01:22:58.860 I'm having a hard time computing
01:23:01.440 What I'm seeing
01:23:02.800 You have the thing
01:23:05.900 Or at least you're painting the picture
01:23:07.560 And I mean
01:23:09.140 Emily Ratajkowski's boyfriend
01:23:10.900 I'm sorry, you beat 1.00
01:23:12.860 You beat fam, I don't know who the fuck 1.00
01:23:15.180 You think you are to be cheating on a woman like that 1.00
01:23:17.400 But I see these guys do it 1.00
01:23:18.780 And I'm stunned, like what the fuck 0.99
01:23:21.380 Are you thinking, congratulations 0.99
01:23:23.220 You had it all son
01:23:24.820 And you fumbled the bag
01:23:25.760 No but to George's point
01:23:27.340 You should never cheat, obviously you should just leave
01:23:30.000 But like maybe he didn't have it all
01:23:31.740 You know what I'm saying, I've had
01:23:33.680 Very pretty girls in my life in the past 0.56
01:23:37.620 That I also have broken up with 0.97
01:23:39.860 because we did not get along
01:23:41.880 and there was issues at home,
01:23:43.540 on the home front.
01:23:44.640 Just having a pretty face 0.99
01:23:46.300 is not the fucking table stakes 0.98
01:23:47.840 for a happy relationship these days. 0.99
01:23:49.400 It's just not.
01:23:50.000 Now that's it.
01:23:51.020 Now that's it.
01:23:52.180 The asterisk to what you're saying is
01:23:54.820 these weren't short-term relationships, guys.
01:23:57.100 These were multi-year relationships
01:24:00.220 involving two people who
01:24:02.180 supposedly loved each other
01:24:04.420 at least enough to be in multi-year relationships. 0.98
01:24:06.340 Yeah, they're cheaters. 0.95
01:24:07.040 I mean, they're cheaters, bro. 1.00
01:24:07.960 Listen, I've never cheated in my fucking life. 0.99
01:24:09.720 I've been in four 1.00
01:24:10.880 I never fucked you bro 0.99
01:24:12.440 What are you going to say 0.99
01:24:12.940 Why did you do that
01:24:13.960 Yeah why did you do that
01:24:15.040 That was a pretty aggressive
01:24:16.140 No no don't say anything
01:24:16.720 Let him answer
01:24:17.400 Why did you do that
01:24:17.800 I was trying to clear my throat 0.65
01:24:19.920 No why did you say that Milt
01:24:21.020 You never cheated
01:24:21.940 Never in my life
01:24:22.860 Never
01:24:23.160 Nope
01:24:23.580 I put me on a lie detector right now
01:24:25.080 Okay
01:24:25.580 Why what were you going to say
01:24:26.840 I ain't saying anything
01:24:28.300 No no no
01:24:28.940 You said you never cheated
01:24:29.460 No you can call Milt
01:24:30.300 You can call me out right here
01:24:31.540 Right now
01:24:32.240 On exactly what you're talking about
01:24:33.700 I won't get mad at you
01:24:34.680 Specifically say to people
01:24:36.100 You think he cheated
01:24:36.660 No
01:24:37.120 Then why did you do the third thing
01:24:38.220 Is he talking about the one situation
01:24:39.580 maybe because that's the one the gray area no no no logan's very specific that wasn't even close
01:24:46.240 here here's here's why you're seeing such a visceral reaction from me my family was was
01:24:51.900 partially broken apart by infidelity when i was growing up so it hits a little closer to home
01:24:56.280 for me and even though now as an adult like i just i don't i don't i don't get it i don't know
01:25:02.180 wait i thought you were gonna defend me well yeah you're defending i know you never cheated
01:25:05.580 I don't know why
01:25:07.500 No, because he probably was falling on that
01:25:10.000 I don't think so, I think he really just wanted to clear his throat
01:25:12.340 That is not true
01:25:14.380 Anyway
01:25:15.740 You got a guy right here who
01:25:17.880 You gonna try guys?
01:25:19.440 No, no, no
01:25:20.320 You got a guy right here that's
01:25:23.380 When he's in it
01:25:26.460 He's in it all the way, non-stop
01:25:28.160 Well, that's what I'm saying
01:25:29.380 He does not even look the other way
01:25:31.060 Being around here with you guys
01:25:33.460 I see everything
01:25:35.120 Don't say nothing
01:25:36.020 I'm just
01:25:36.440 Yo I'm just
01:25:37.100 But I'm telling you
01:25:37.600 Hands down
01:25:39.140 Who's ever in this path
01:25:41.900 He's staying in this path
01:25:42.840 For a while
01:25:43.340 And they're staying there
01:25:44.380 And if he likes him
01:25:45.100 He is
01:25:45.860 Listen listen
01:25:46.620 This is why I'm saying
01:25:47.860 I
01:25:48.900 It is so easy
01:25:50.780 To not cheat
01:25:52.820 It is hard to cheat
01:25:54.280 You have to
01:25:55.120 You have to go behind
01:25:56.820 Someone's back
01:25:57.480 That you love 0.78
01:25:58.800 That's disgusting 0.77
01:25:59.340 You have to go to
01:26:00.180 Someone's house
01:26:00.840 Or a location 0.99
01:26:01.640 Plan some shit 1.00
01:26:02.820 Get physical with them 1.00
01:26:04.000 Finish the job
01:26:04.760 And then go home to the person that you think that you're trying. 1.00
01:26:07.380 It's fucked. 1.00
01:26:09.020 I will never understand it. 1.00
01:26:10.880 It's a journey just to cheat.
01:26:12.820 But also, but also it's crazy.
01:26:14.320 But also trying to cheat.
01:26:15.540 No, no, no.
01:26:16.020 You know what?
01:26:16.300 You know what?
01:26:16.720 You know what?
01:26:17.660 The times where I can have a little bit more empathy towards the situation is emotionally
01:26:23.020 abusive relationships, physically abusive relationships. 0.98
01:26:25.380 Who the fuck am I to sit here and judge what people do with their lives? 0.99
01:26:28.340 Right. 1.00
01:26:29.000 Well, I'm liars.
01:26:30.240 Yeah.
01:26:30.400 Just in this particular subject
01:26:32.740 I do feel strongly
01:26:34.680 That just cheating
01:26:36.860 Is not okay that's what we're gonna end 0.99
01:26:38.840 This weird fucking podcast 0.99
01:26:40.700 What the fuck was this podcast 0.99
01:26:41.780 Hey guys remember when Shaquille O'Neal was on this podcast 0.99
01:26:44.560 That was today right
01:26:45.300 By the way there's a tie in there
01:26:47.880 Oh
01:26:49.280 But whatever
01:26:50.260 No no no
01:26:51.300 I want to read this
01:26:53.980 Oh yeah his quote
01:26:55.420 And by the way this is what I was talking about earlier
01:26:57.560 Because I didn't want to bring up Shaq cheating
01:27:00.240 in front of this audience, but he's been open
01:27:03.040 about it, which is why I think it's okay to realize
01:27:05.220 he was
01:27:07.240 a serial cheater, and the quote was
01:27:09.100 I did it, and I was the best
01:27:11.240 at it. I'm not proud.
01:27:13.120 I lost my family doing it. I lost valuable
01:27:15.020 important years of my children from doing it,
01:27:16.860 so I refused to get up here. You shouldn't have
01:27:19.020 did this. You shouldn't have did that. I'm not that
01:27:21.020 guy. I'm real with the situation.
01:27:22.920 It was not worth it, but let me tell you why.
01:27:25.480 The happiest days of my life were coming home
01:27:27.060 and hearing six different people say, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
01:27:29.180 the happiest days of my life forget the money forget the cars even forget the championships
01:27:32.660 especially when the children were little and two or three came up and he missed
01:27:36.580 15 free throws or whatever they'd wait for him at the games and say daddy when
01:27:40.320 can we go to universal um i i butchered this i absolutely butchered butchered this it's the way
01:27:48.280 you said the way you said that last part was absolutely butchered it when i lost that by 0.86
01:27:53.180 being stupid it killed me so to answer your question no it's not worth it unless you got 1.00
01:27:57.920 a fat ass bro welcome welcome to this episode of impulsive welcome to impulsive see you next time 1.00
01:28:04.200 welcome lisa tell them about our new show we have a new podcast it's called don't lie to me 0.98
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01:29:30.260 What?
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