Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E358 IMPAULSIVE'S TOP 22 MOMENTS OF 2022

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00:02:12.740 I had one girl. 1.00

00:02:13.620 She used to be a devil worshiper. 0.99

00:02:15.020 The girl enters his house like... 1.00

00:02:16.720 I had no clue I was dark-skinned until I got here.

00:02:20.340 I got to America.

00:02:21.240 One guy told me I look like under the bed.

00:02:23.260 I put my brother in prison. 1.00

00:02:24.700 What the fuck are you saying? 1.00

00:02:26.160 I'm a pimp. 1.00

00:02:27.280 You at least gotta try some liver. 1.00

00:02:29.580 She's sitting there, she's like, why don't you do that with me?

00:02:31.660 Don't you love me?

00:02:32.620 We're at Bucca de Beppo! 1.00

00:02:34.420 What the fuck? 1.00

00:02:35.700 Oh my God, we're about to watch an influencer in the wild. 1.00

00:02:37.880 We're doing a podcast right now.

00:02:39.320 You want to come on?

00:02:40.080 Every zoo that I went to in the world, all the gorillas come to the glass and they all do this.

00:02:45.720 It's number one podcast in the world right now, and that's not by chance.

00:02:48.900 I swear to God, Bobby Lee, you pissed off my co-host.

00:02:51.560 You know, the Beatles could have lost Ringo.

00:02:54.720 Oh.

00:02:59.580 this kid goes home last night at what 2 a.m goes to bed doesn't even make it to the after party 0.96

00:03:16.620 yeah that's like unlike you to be honest i was a little bit disappointed i was like damn i want

00:03:22.120 to party with my brother he's like oh i'm going to sleep because he's in a relationship it takes

00:03:27.140 a lot to make this work okay it's number one podcast in the world right now and that's not

00:03:31.280 by chance yeah don't forget to like and subscribe yeah but i did a podcast i did a sports show like

00:03:37.600 right after two first he's right no excuses but also what was that intro you want to redo that

00:03:43.960 yeah i mean i mean just hate the intro you've done 400 episodes bro you're like a little off

00:03:48.540 today you don't want to mix it up just a little a little bit no i kind of liked it a little bit

00:03:52.860 Just maybe drill one home

00:03:55.280 Right down the pipe

00:03:55.880 Oh nice, thank you Logan

00:03:59.320 I thought it was good, I thought it was better than usual

00:04:01.480 If you ask me

00:04:02.140 You're looking good too bro, you're looking leaner

00:04:04.620 You've been working out more?

00:04:05.600 Drinking all the prime

00:04:06.240 So what's going on?

00:04:10.380 KSI, are you guys really friends or is it just for money?

00:04:12.520 And clout

00:04:13.260 Yes, he's my friend and business partner

00:04:16.020 Have you ever given him a reach around? 0.99

00:04:18.800 What the fuck kind of 0.98

00:04:19.900 Well are you friends or not? 0.99

00:04:22.860 i hate it but you versus ryan garcia that's what i'm saying

00:04:28.460 we gotta keep doing our thing keep both keep winning and become big enough to wear the ufc

00:04:36.620 because ufc they're about they're about money so if there's the opportunity five six years down 0.97

00:04:42.260 the line i'm the fucking man there's another fucking man boxing ufc would be down they would 0.98

00:04:47.380 but it has to be big enough 0.99

00:04:49.260 let's talk two three

00:04:51.320 it has to be like

00:04:52.960 you being a UFC fighter

00:04:55.620 and an excellent one

00:04:56.860 does not translate to you being

00:04:59.480 a boxer in a boxing ring

00:05:01.520 Ryan Garcia is not beating

00:05:03.460 you in the octagon I'm sorry

00:05:05.220 you're not beating Ryan Garcia

00:05:07.040 in a boxing ring I wasn't going to beat Peter Jan either

00:05:09.260 I wasn't supposed to he's doing it he does this

00:05:11.620 I'm with you I'm agreeing

00:05:13.220 you were on Rogan right I listened to you

00:05:14.940 I'm agreeing with you on that

00:05:17.160 And that's okay, everyone can have their opinion.

00:05:19.900 You guys can say that.

00:05:20.780 It's not going to change the fact that I want to do it.

00:05:23.280 Do you want me to sit here and say, okay, I won't?

00:05:26.700 Or what's your point of saying that?

00:05:29.200 My point is that it's more of a spectacle than it is an actual...

00:05:33.580 So you think there's a 0% chance I could beat him?

00:05:35.860 Yeah, I think 0%.

00:05:36.740 Zero?

00:05:37.940 No, come on, Raheem.

00:05:40.660 He has the exact same chance of beating him in the octagon.

00:05:42.560 Are you going to take that disrespect, bro?

00:05:44.120 I don't feel like it's disrespectful.

00:05:45.580 He has zero chance.

00:05:46.260 but he also

00:05:46.800 zero chance

00:05:48.340 in the octagon

00:05:48.900 Ryan Garcia

00:05:49.380 has zero chance

00:05:50.040 of beating him

00:05:50.380 like zero

00:05:50.900 yeah yeah

00:05:51.420 well I mean

00:05:51.940 that's accurate

00:05:53.420 that's accurate

00:05:54.980 hold on a second

00:05:56.720 if you put the two

00:05:57.520 in the octagon

00:05:58.220 and they get into

00:05:59.160 a striking match

00:06:00.020 with light gloves on

00:06:00.980 there's never

00:06:01.740 a zero chance

00:06:02.540 the one thing

00:06:03.120 about fighting

00:06:03.640 that we all know

00:06:04.260 is that

00:06:05.000 I understand

00:06:06.460 what you're saying

00:06:07.040 well that's striking

00:06:07.480 don't say boxing

00:06:08.640 but that's striking

00:06:10.260 what I'm getting at

00:06:11.140 is there's a button

00:06:11.920 that exists

00:06:12.360 on everyone's chin

00:06:13.180 there is a

00:06:14.040 the zero percent

00:06:14.900 chance in fighting

00:06:15.720 does not exist you would you would say the same thing about me and verse logan in a race of course

00:06:20.260 we had this conversation there's never a zero percent chance the right shot to the right part

00:06:23.960 of a human's body puts a person out probably like six is when i knew i could rap and i still

00:06:32.720 remember my first rap hey my name is bobby but they call me b i'm a young mc from the streets of md 0.72

00:06:37.480 yeah that's it that was my thing that's great and now i'd be on now i'd be on different shit i live 0.56

00:06:43.600 by the beat i die by the beat since 1990 i live by the beat i die by the beat like mpc akai who i 0.99

00:06:48.500 name william after because i get bills from these beats fuck the industry you know we keeping it 0.96

00:06:51.940 real up in these streets came up in a world that's office access artists promised death and taxes 0.99

00:06:55.720 don't give a fuck who be rhyming the fastest my anxiety make me spit it on my unlimited i'm stuck 0.90

00:06:59.880 in a clinic like flint montgomery take a step back tell me right now boy just what your summary 0.99

00:07:03.380 creeping through fireside smash the window of that fire rod just to see what we can snatch from up

00:07:07.920 inside to them flashing lights come around that corner then we running high praying i got up in 0.97

00:07:11.760 having 11 tonight and i got no alibi my damn dip to stewart town best not come around these parts 0.97

00:07:16.140 if you knew in town wonder what my homies from back in the day living there are doing now running 0.98

00:07:20.120 with my sister genie schooling me like mr feeney this the first time i heard a gunshot on the block 0.99

00:07:24.760 growing pains three this the type of shit don't never stop here come the cops shooting up the 0.99

00:07:28.800 hood like black ops because trigger happy people tend to trigger happy people trigger happy police 0.99

00:07:33.460 tend to trigger happy people and some people who believe we're not equal shoot up the steeple my

00:07:37.260 god if you exist and why you make life so hard if you exist the way you think is avant-garde if you

00:07:43.300 exist you got a funny way of showing it what happens in the afterlife these people think they 0.80

00:07:47.140 know and shit and on that note i keep it g like track four kicking the door by notorious big don't 0.98

00:07:52.340 believe me look that shit up i promise you'll find the key to this punch line feeling just fine 0.99

00:07:56.540 listen we all claim it we all say it but it's no use the greatest rapper alive is probably stacking 0.97

00:08:02.260 produce introduce you to my train of thought snapping on the track like the illest conductor

00:08:06.620 with no contradiction

00:08:07.560 I brought my thought

00:08:08.580 to the table

00:08:09.460 fact and never fiction 0.99

00:08:10.460 fuck a fable 0.99

00:08:11.140 ready and willing 1.00

00:08:11.700 you better believe

00:08:12.360 that I'm able

00:08:12.940 to spit fire

00:08:13.920 through these lines

00:08:14.640 faster than fiber

00:08:15.440 optic cable

00:08:16.100 I'm gone 1.00

00:08:16.560 that's the shit I be on 1.00

00:08:17.840 that's what I love doing 1.00

00:08:19.060 that's the hip hop I love

00:08:20.540 and guess what 0.91

00:08:21.200 I also love to turn the fuck up 0.75

00:08:22.500 and have fun too

00:08:23.200 do what you love 1.00

00:08:24.040 and fuck your wife 1.00

00:08:24.960 fuck my wife 1.00

00:08:25.840 you have 1.00

00:08:31.960 an amazing

00:08:33.460 and very successful

00:08:34.720 music career

00:08:35.420 at the highest level

00:08:36.500 some of your songs

00:08:38.220 took a pill and a beat

00:08:40.500 like

00:08:41.180 I actually always wanted to know how that day ended up

00:08:45.300 did you actually take the pill

00:08:47.080 did you do it because you wanted to feel cool

00:08:49.140 like what was that

00:08:49.820 we could sidebar that and then go back

00:08:53.080 to your train but

00:08:54.360 that song came about

00:08:57.260 you know the version

00:08:59.160 that's a hit is a remix

00:09:00.820 and the original song

00:09:02.860 is basically

00:09:05.040 an acoustic song and it's it's very sad did you write it for justin beaver no i wrote boyfriend

00:09:11.400 for i knew that i knew that uh i took a pill in abiza is a song that um you can't you can't sell

00:09:17.300 to anybody you know it's like the first few lines are i took a pill in abiza to show avici i was 0.71

00:09:22.960 cool and when i finally got sober felt 10 years older but fuck it it was something to do yeah and

00:09:28.200 so it's kind of hard to pitch that to someone else because it only happened to me but the story was 1.00

00:09:34.020 That was a dumbass 0.99

00:09:35.460 I assure you there's 1.00

00:09:39.400 A few people at least that can relate to that

00:09:41.860 You know what I mean

00:09:42.380 Maybe you

00:09:44.680 No, no, no, no 1.00

00:09:46.220 Fuck Dylan, my producer, bro 1.00

00:09:48.520 He wrote 2016, I took a pill in the bees 1.00

00:09:50.760 It was one of the biggest songs in the world

00:09:51.920 And the first thing is Bieber passed on this 1.00

00:09:54.460 Fuck you, Dylan 1.00

00:09:56.460 I thought we fired him after the 1.00

00:09:58.780 Island Boys had saw

00:09:59.540 I gave him a chance because he brought me the Polaroid

00:10:02.700 Did he pass on any projects that you wanted him to work on?

00:10:07.260 No.

00:10:08.680 Yeah, we did the Boyfriend record together.

00:10:12.040 But basically the story of that song was my first –

00:10:15.500 I went to college, Duke University.

00:10:18.300 I know you're some Ohio boys.

00:10:19.500 I was talking to Caleb, and I toured a lot in Ohio.

00:10:23.040 That's sort of besides the point when I first started.

00:10:25.640 And I wrote this song in my dorm room.

00:10:28.500 It was called Cooler Than Me.

00:10:29.520 If I could write you a song

00:10:31.600 To make you fall in love

00:10:33.440 I would 0.98

00:10:33.800 Have you up under my arm

00:10:36.180 That was great Mike

00:10:37.820 It was so much better when he was singing

00:10:39.940 He sounded like a singer

00:10:43.240 He sounded like the people in the crowd 1.00

00:10:44.680 They're already fucked up 0.99

00:10:46.380 It's all good 0.99

00:10:49.980 I appreciate it

00:10:51.460 For the record

00:10:53.440 Because he meditates

00:10:55.020 This song came out as this giant hit

00:10:57.880 and uh i thought well that's just what happens when i put out songs like it's my first single

00:11:04.340 and it's big you know and uh i'm like touring around the world taking my shirt off at shows

00:11:10.560 making more money than i deserve and then strange thing happened uh i put out another song after

00:11:17.240 that and it like wasn't really a hit and then the next one after that sort of like was even less of

00:11:23.120 hit and this trend sort of just continued until my career was considered all the way over do you

00:11:30.100 would you say you fell off because that's the terminology yeah fell off hard and um people

00:11:35.520 you know called me a one hit wonder which always hurt but i guess on paper it was true at the time

00:11:41.000 i'd only had one hit and uh i went from being this this young cool guy who's like i said taking my

00:11:47.960 shirt off at shows to like just being at home in la i'd made made a little bit of money but

00:11:52.960 the calendar was empty and there was nothing to do and um that's what I took a pill in Ibiza is

00:11:59.400 about I said I'm just a singer who already blew his shot I get along with old timers because my

00:12:04.960 name's a reminder of a pop song people forgot and uh Avicii bless his heart man he uh he always

00:12:13.880 fucked with me like when I was coming up in college he sent me levels I don't know if you

00:12:17.820 guys the most important it wasn't out yet he sent it to me he's like yo can you write something to 0.99

00:12:24.220 this i tried like three times like i wrote a bunch of shit wasn't good he ended up using the 0.59

00:12:29.580 but he used that instead it was perfect but point being he didn't he never cared unlike almost 0.71

00:12:38.220 everybody in the music industry he never cared if i was number one or number a million and so

00:12:45.060 in this period where I'm sitting at home with the empty calendar he asked me to work on his uh on

00:12:52.060 his album and he'd been in Sweden at the time so I flew there and I figured you know if I'm gonna

00:12:59.400 fly all the way there like I'm gonna make a little trip out of it and I knew he had some shows coming

00:13:03.880 up in Ibiza so we worked in a studio a few days and I said hey man can I go to a beat can I go

00:13:10.460 your show in Ibiza he was like yeah yeah and um I went there like a day before and I got to Ibiza

00:13:19.080 and I was alone and I was staying at this hotel all these people were on I don't know their

00:13:24.820 version of spring break or whatever they're drinking and my it was like the saddest thing

00:13:30.340 ever I was just there alone like look at all these people having fun and the next day uh Tim

00:13:38.320 vici came i played the show and i was in the crowd and it's when i still drink i don't drink 0.59

00:13:44.780 anymore and i started just getting fucked up and uh i'm looking at at him on the stage and 0.97

00:13:51.200 i'm just like man like i fucked this up man like that used to be me i wish it was still me and it's 0.96

00:13:57.560 not and i'm just like imagine like the sadness of this moment like i'm in the crowd like i'm just 0.97

00:14:03.860 in the ga fucked up at like his show by yourself by myself and i was i was actually like hoping 0.83

00:14:14.040 somebody this is so like embarrassing but i was hoping somebody would recognize me 0.93

00:14:18.760 to like validate i don't know make me feel good like i wasn't a failure and lo and behold these

00:14:27.760 these guys did

00:14:28.740 they go 1.00

00:14:29.760 are you fucking 1.00

00:14:30.440 Mike Pose now 1.00

00:14:31.320 I was like

00:14:31.600 yeah

00:14:31.880 and uh

00:14:33.820 they were like

00:14:34.920 you wanna take one of these

00:14:36.300 and I was like

00:14:36.800 yeah

00:14:37.240 he gave me a thing

00:14:38.900 I don't even know

00:14:39.440 what it was

00:14:40.060 it was literally

00:14:41.240 just a pill

00:14:41.840 a pill and a visa 1.00

00:14:42.740 holy shit 0.99

00:14:43.540 I took it 0.99

00:14:43.980 and uh

00:14:44.700 yeah just like

00:14:45.260 the song said

00:14:45.900 I like

00:14:46.260 at this night

00:14:47.060 nothing really

00:14:47.860 happened

00:14:48.560 I went to some club

00:14:49.420 was it Pasha

00:14:50.440 or whatever

00:14:50.840 I was there

00:14:52.020 I was up all night 0.99

00:14:53.060 fucking grinding my teeth 0.99

00:14:54.420 and yeah 1.00

00:14:55.060 I woke up

00:14:56.480 the next day

00:14:57.140 and i felt like hell yeah you know i felt like hell and so that song is about that darkness of

00:15:04.200 that low in my life and then like the infinite irony of it all is these guys remixed this like

00:15:10.360 heartbreaking song and made it into a club banger you know yeah and it's like people in pasha like

00:15:17.620 taking pills to it as artists we try to take our suffering our pain our negativity and make

00:15:25.080 something beautiful out of it that's the alchemy art so when you share something about your hard

00:15:29.860 times and it helps someone out there that's your alchemy and and maybe with that song somebody had

00:15:36.820 some joyous moments out of out of my pain and that's my alchemy the try guys guy it's like the

00:15:45.460 same thing apparently tried cheated on his wife yeah he tried to say tried guys he tried guys

00:15:51.220 Wait he tried guys

00:15:52.440 Yeah he cheated on his wife with a guy

00:15:53.540 With a guy

00:15:54.100 Yeah he tried guys

00:15:54.860 That's not true

00:15:56.240 That's not true

00:15:57.080 Let's not put this

00:15:58.400 Let's not put this in the wrong

00:15:59.600 No no no

00:16:00.080 Let's put this in the wrong 1.00

00:16:01.540 Wait he was trisexual 1.00

00:16:02.660 Elaborate 1.00

00:16:04.300 Hey that mic's really getting away from you man 1.00

00:16:07.740 He was trisexual 1.00

00:16:08.660 Hey 1.00

00:16:09.080 But you know

00:16:10.800 What are your thoughts

00:16:11.700 I was just thinking

00:16:12.540 So apparently this guy built his brand

00:16:14.780 Around being like a faithful husband

00:16:16.160 I'm not talking about partner 1.00

00:16:17.060 Fuck that conversation 0.99

00:16:17.960 I actually think it's 1.00

00:16:18.980 I think it's interesting

00:16:20.100 Do you have a take on it 0.97

00:16:22.560 Yeah don't fucking cheat 0.95

00:16:23.740 How easy is it to just not do that 0.98

00:16:26.660 Especially when you're painting the picture

00:16:29.080 Of things being perfect at home

00:16:30.440 You built your life

00:16:32.800 You built this brand and it's looking good

00:16:35.160 You have a wife

00:16:36.400 And you want to go cheat on her

00:16:39.340 With your colleague

00:16:40.160 I feel like it's easy to say that dude

00:16:41.940 No talk to me about your last marriage

00:16:45.700 Wait Mike

00:16:46.200 Talk to me about your last marriage 0.99

00:16:47.560 Talk to me about when you were married to somebody for 26 some odd fucking years. 0.99

00:16:52.060 Yo, figure it out. 0.99

00:16:53.280 Antiquated tribe.

00:16:53.680 Figure it out, bro. 0.99

00:16:55.620 And every time she fucking looked at you, she said, 1.00

00:16:57.620 take the trash out, you piece of shit. 1.00

00:16:59.760 Yo, get a divorce. 1.00

00:17:01.420 Get a divorce. 1.00

00:17:02.540 Oh, what? 1.00

00:17:03.200 They never heard the word vagina before, George? 1.00

00:17:04.740 Your fucking Willy Wonka-ass stomach is hanging out again. 1.00

00:17:07.480 Talk that fucking thing, I swear to God. 1.00

00:17:10.800 I've been happy. 1.00

00:17:11.540 I gained a little weight.

00:17:12.380 Your stomach got a lot over your pants. 0.99

00:17:14.100 If mine pulled up, bro, you'd see fucking Mount Vesuvius popping up. 0.99

00:17:17.300 Did you see skin? 1.00

00:17:18.920 Yes, that's what I keep telling you

00:17:20.160 No, no, no, I'm just

00:17:20.920 I'm gonna be honest with you

00:17:22.160 I'm sick of these guys cheating

00:17:23.760 No, yes, of course

00:17:24.920 No, I'm sick of it, bro

00:17:25.820 Of course

00:17:26.100 Bro, you know, I've seen

00:17:27.380 Emily Ratajkowski 0.99

00:17:30.560 Yeah, that one I don't care

00:17:31.440 Emily Ratajkowski 0.99

00:17:32.660 Why don't you get that one? 1.00

00:17:34.200 Because she's hot? 1.00

00:17:35.080 She could be a psychopath 1.00

00:17:35.900 No, she's not 1.00

00:17:36.320 Hold on a sec

00:17:36.840 You're right

00:17:37.840 I'm sorry, I was gonna say something

00:17:39.500 But you're 100% right

00:17:40.220 You know what I mean?

00:17:40.520 Trust me, take it from someone

00:17:41.620 How could you cheat?

00:17:43.040 Like, dude, what if she comes home every day 0.99

00:17:44.640 And her one thing that she has to do 1.00

00:17:46.220 And then spit in your face 1.00

00:17:48.600 Break up with her 1.00

00:17:51.080 Yes for sure 1.00

00:17:51.760 Break up with her

00:17:54.660 No I don't

00:17:55.780 I mean this

00:17:57.860 I'm having a hard time computing

00:18:00.460 What I'm seeing

00:18:01.820 You have the thing

00:18:04.920 Or at least you're painting the picture

00:18:06.560 And I mean

00:18:08.180 Emily Ratajkowski's boyfriend

00:18:09.900 I'm sorry

00:18:10.940 You beat fam 1.00

00:18:12.780 I don't know who the fuck you think you are 1.00

00:18:14.780 to be cheating on a woman like that but i see these guys do it and i'm i'm i'm stunned like 1.00

00:18:19.640 what the fuck are you thinking congratulations you had it all son and you fumbled the well but 0.99

00:18:25.080 no but to george's point he's probably he's you should never cheat obviously you should just leave 1.00

00:18:29.000 but like maybe he didn't have it all maybe you know what i'm saying i've had very pretty girls

00:18:35.500 in my life in the past that i also have broken up with because we did not get along and there 0.97

00:18:41.680 was issues at home on the home front just having a pretty face is not the fucking table stakes for 0.70

00:18:47.020 a happy relationship these days it's just not now that's it the asterisk to to what you're saying 0.82

00:18:53.660 is these weren't short-term relationships guys these were these were multi-year relationships

00:18:59.240 involving two people who uh supposedly loved each other at least enough to be in multi-year

00:19:04.920 relationships yeah they're cheaters i mean they're cheaters bro listen i've never cheated in my 0.99

00:19:08.000 Fucking life 0.99

00:19:08.740 I've been in four 1.00

00:19:09.900 I never fucked you bro 0.99

00:19:11.440 What are you gonna say 0.99

00:19:11.960 Why did you do that

00:19:12.960 Yeah why'd you do that

00:19:14.060 That was a pretty

00:19:14.640 No no don't say anything

00:19:15.740 Let him answer

00:19:16.420 Why'd you do that

00:19:16.820 I was trying to clear my throat 0.95

00:19:18.940 No why'd you say that Milt

00:19:20.040 You never cheated

00:19:20.940 Never in my life

00:19:21.880 Never

00:19:22.160 Nope

00:19:22.600 I put me on a lie detector right now

00:19:24.100 Okay

00:19:24.600 Why what were you gonna say

00:19:25.860 I ain't saying anything

00:19:27.320 No no no

00:19:27.860 You said you never cheated

00:19:28.460 No you can call Milt

00:19:29.320 You can call me out right here

00:19:30.560 Right now

00:19:31.260 On exactly what you're talking about

00:19:32.720 I won't get mad at you

00:19:33.700 Specifically say to people

00:19:35.120 You think he cheated

00:19:35.680 No

00:19:36.140 Then why'd you do the thought thing

00:19:37.500 Are you talking about the one situation or not?

00:19:38.780 Maybe, because that's the one, the gray area.

00:19:40.580 No, no, no.

00:19:42.620 Logan's very specific on that one where it's like, that wasn't even close.

00:19:45.720 Here's why you're seeing such a visceral reaction from me.

00:19:49.400 My family was partially broken apart by infidelity when I was growing up.

00:19:53.740 So it hits a little closer to home for me.

00:19:56.460 And even though now as an adult, I don't get it.

00:20:00.840 I don't know.

00:20:01.300 Wait, I thought you were going to defend me.

00:20:03.040 You're defending me.

00:20:04.000 I know you never cheated.

00:20:04.780 Sorry.

00:20:05.260 No, I don't know why I'm not moving.

00:20:06.860 No, because he probably was falling on that.

00:20:09.160 I don't think so.

00:20:09.860 I think he really just wanted to clear his throat.

00:20:12.360 That is not true, dude.

00:20:14.420 Anyway, you got a guy right here who.

00:20:17.480 You going to try guys?

00:20:18.420 I'm the guy.

00:20:18.860 No, no, no.

00:20:19.420 No, you're going to try guys.

00:20:20.860 You got a guy right here that's.

00:20:24.040 When he's in it, he's in it all the way nonstop.

00:20:27.680 Well, that's what I'm saying.

00:20:28.580 He does not even look the other way.

00:20:30.940 Being around here with you guys.

00:20:33.140 I see everything.

00:20:34.480 Don't say nothing.

00:20:35.260 I'm just, yo.

00:20:35.720 But I'm telling you, hands down, who's up there in this path,

00:20:41.160 they stay in this path for a while, and they're staying there,

00:20:43.460 and if he likes them, he is definitely.

00:20:45.000 Listen, this is why I'm saying it is so easy to not cheat.

00:20:52.020 It is hard to cheat.

00:20:53.580 You have to go behind someone's back that you love. 0.99

00:20:58.000 You have to go to someone's house or a location, plan some shit, 0.99

00:21:02.080 get physical with them, finish the job, 0.99

00:21:03.840 then go home to the person that you think of. 0.90

00:21:05.700 it's disgusting i will never understand it

00:21:09.700 i want to talk about your uh your rivalry with uh the rock yeah legendary yeah and and what

00:21:19.400 he's done with his career has been incredible and you know kick-started by the wwe you guys

00:21:24.760 both had prolific careers and what you've done for the organization is amazing but the rivalry

00:21:29.660 with the rock was one of the coolest things i think that's happened it was for me you know

00:21:33.840 at the time you don't realize it we've all talked about this me stone cold rock uh we we've all had

00:21:41.100 these conversations at separate times what an era that was and the talent and and what we had to

00:21:47.320 to work with each other and um it just was a special time but at the moment it was just like

00:21:54.340 thursday you know it's so weird yeah you didn't understand it at the time now you look back and

00:21:59.340 go like oh my god it was so amazing and so wonderful and and the people that we had to work

00:22:05.880 with you know on on any given night like i can make you a list of the most talented guys ever

00:22:11.560 in the history of the business and i was getting to work with them you know so when rock came in

00:22:16.540 you know i was kind of just getting past my hurdles here and was sort of getting elevated

00:22:23.040 into a position rock comes in as the new guy you know and then our careers sort of do this like

00:22:29.640 alignment with each other where it's like we fight over the intercontinental title as two guys just

00:22:36.400 trying to make a name for themselves then we do make name for ourselves and we're still fighting

00:22:40.700 over the intercontinental title and it goes as high as you know ladder matches at wrestlemania

00:22:45.760 i mean uh summer slam and like these huge moments then he gets into the nation and goes from being

00:22:51.240 rocky maivia to to the rock and uh he's with the nation and i'm with dx and now we have this rivalry

00:22:58.200 with those two groups and then we bounce out of that he becomes a you know a heel i'm the baby

00:23:03.060 face still then uh it flips yeah and he becomes the baby face and i become the heel again and now

00:23:09.520 we're we're having this rivalry over the wwe championship and and just moving up the line

00:23:15.280 austin gets injured and has to leave and and rock and i you know he put himself into place as the

00:23:21.760 number one baby face you know right in line with steve as i was coming out of dx i saw that i was

00:23:29.160 like well i'm you know like one i don't like being a baby face two like these guys need a darth vader

00:23:34.260 you know as you had two because you could just see that rock like from the moment i met him i was

00:23:39.700 like dude this guy is so charismatic like he just gonna take this to a whole nother level

00:23:45.900 personality-wise as soon as he figures out what that is um and he did so they they needed

00:23:51.600 you're only as good as the opposition right the antagonist only as good as a protagonist and

00:23:56.840 and vice versa so i knew that spot so then i wanted that i wanted that king bad guy spot yeah

00:24:05.020 But it just worked for the two of us.

00:24:06.940 My only regret of the whole thing with Rock is in 2000,

00:24:12.080 we were poised to have a match at WrestleMania one-on-one.

00:24:17.860 And I think that would have been an epic thing for both of us in that moment.

00:24:22.500 The timing of Taker's return and Austin's return.

00:24:26.780 And Austin wasn't quite ready yet, so they pushed the WrestleMania match.

00:24:30.800 And it's the year that we did this fatal four-way with Foley,

00:24:33.640 who I had just retired, coming back like a month later with his hair all cut

00:24:38.260 because he thought he was off now forever, right?

00:24:40.780 He was going to be a normal dude.

00:24:42.360 And here he is back and Big Show and, you know, like a month later

00:24:48.040 or a couple of months later, we would have the one-on-one Iron Man match

00:24:52.300 that we wanted to have at WrestleMania.

00:24:55.380 And it's unfortunately for me, I always feel like it's the one thing,

00:24:59.100 Like, we got to this unbelievably heated long-term rivalry

00:25:04.200 and then never got to pay it off on the biggest platform possible.

00:25:08.400 And I think Rock feels that way, too.

00:25:09.960 It's why a couple of years ago we did a backstage little thing with the two of us.

00:25:12.940 I saw that last night.

00:25:14.600 Hilarious.

00:25:15.080 Yeah.

00:25:15.420 So funny.

00:25:16.060 And that was literally him coming to me and saying, like, dude,

00:25:18.780 I want to do a match next year.

00:25:20.340 I'd like to do it with you.

00:25:21.540 Like, let us have that WrestleMania match we never got to have.

00:25:24.620 And I was like, yeah, I'm in.

00:25:26.740 Why did that not happen?

00:25:27.960 his schedule of the opponents i worked with the most it's probably rock and steve during that

00:25:33.180 time frame it was just every night and and one of the things that i realized with rock is

00:25:38.500 you know it's very competitive environment for all of us and and sometimes that competitiveness

00:25:44.940 could get heated and sometimes it was we all got along but it was you know it was it was competitive

00:25:50.380 and um but we knew like it was magic you know like i knew from the first time he and i got in

00:25:58.340 the ring together and went out i was like two of me we the two of us have some chemistry here like

00:26:03.420 this is just it's it's off the chart and it's going to be really good

00:26:06.860 you're talking about handouts and and people taking advantage and unfortunately you have one

00:26:16.360 probably the most documented cases of i didn't bring it up he did bro someone take he did oh

00:26:21.820 well you know we don't have to talk about it but no we know we could talk about it's just a tough

00:26:26.540 situation when the one person or or group of people that you would expect not to take advantage

00:26:31.920 of you do so right and so what we're talking about for the thank you at home i put my brother in

00:26:38.400 prison because my brother worked uh with me at my company uh and he was uh he was nefarious he was

00:26:45.460 taking and so um i did what anybody should do when someone steals from you which is you put

00:26:50.340 him in jail is he still in jail no no he served all his time and now i don't know i don't even

00:26:55.220 know where he is just he stole 12 million dollars from you uh on the low end it's a lot of money

00:27:02.060 there's there's actually in i hope there's not sense there's you found some no i'm gonna take

00:27:07.220 I was hoping he was going to bring a Pulp Fiction briefcase.

00:27:12.360 We got a surprise for you, man.

00:27:14.780 Here it is.

00:27:15.780 We brought your brother.

00:27:16.900 What the?

00:27:18.500 Clip it.

00:27:21.220 There was like an inside joke.

00:27:23.460 They're like, dude, he's so rich.

00:27:24.600 He did not know that $12 million was missing. 1.00

00:27:26.880 I was like, how the fuck are you that loaded? 0.99

00:27:29.860 How did you not notice? 1.00

00:27:31.820 He's fucking loaded, bro. 0.99

00:27:33.220 i was i honestly it's kind of it's kind of true because i was still living a certain lifestyle 0.99

00:27:38.320 it's kind of true i'm rich i didn't really i wasn't really i wasn't looking and also 0.97

00:27:43.840 to put it with a little bit of a fucking score under it like guys i fuck i'm a welfare kid out 0.97

00:27:49.420 of boston massachusetts food stamps uh free lunch tickets the fact that i was making any kind of 0.99

00:27:55.580 living let alone where i had you know gotten to it was like i didn't care yeah i've never cared 0.87

00:28:02.140 about the fucking money so much i put everything i put it into this special i put everything back 0.98

00:28:07.860 into work and yeah i'd like take a little piece off and i'll get myself a nice fucking jeep or 0.98

00:28:12.600 something but the reality is i wasn't looking because i just i have love of the game man i had 0.82

00:28:17.580 to learn to be a businessman obviously from that and nobody has power of returning another thing

00:28:21.900 you kids want to look into but the reality is it it was a it was it it was the worst betrayal

00:28:28.200 i'll ever experience in my life and it was gut-wrenching and i'd never been sadder in my

00:28:34.220 entire life but from that and where i took my life in industry if i could go back i would not

00:28:41.620 change a single thing because it made me who i am today i love that yeah are you close with him now

00:28:47.240 or never spoke to him after that no spoke to him from my whole life leading up to the day he went

00:28:52.340 on the run and then the day he went was you know gone my brother was gone oh my god older or

00:28:59.300 younger older i saw him in court i actually had to go into court and i had to read what's known

00:29:03.700 as a victim impact letter once they had him and so i walked into the i remember i walked in i got 0.99

00:29:09.640 a brand new fucking dolce gabbana suit you gotta really stick it oh dude i walked in a fucking 0.98

00:29:15.280 fresh cut you know what i mean got a facial right looking like johnny depp i walked into that 1.00

00:29:21.520 courtroom fucking those little saloon doors i fucking kicked him it was a west it was all 0.99

00:29:26.960 you had to do a draw behind the place afterwards bro i just fucking i walked in there i walked in 0.99

00:29:36.120 there like uh like a person that knew and what i told him when i read the letter i've never told 0.97

00:29:42.300 anybody this before but what i said in the letter was you you can steal anything you want from me

00:29:48.380 and you and you did but the thing that you really want that you'll never have is what's in here

00:29:52.900 uh i said you could never take that you're like i looked at him dude when you want to talk about 0.99

00:29:58.760 looking into the eyes of a fucking shark like if a shark was just sitting in court with you 0.94

00:30:02.860 that's what it was like i didn't he what my brother wasn't there whoever he really is was like 1.00

00:30:08.800 it was fucking it was maniacal man it was weird wow yeah would you ever consider based on any 0.96

00:30:15.640 type of reform moving back in with him and sharing what you guys would you guys move back 0.99

00:30:19.660 the fact that you said fucking low mass like someone says they're from low mass is why i 0.97

00:30:30.160 like you mike from fucking low mass shout out dude i'm from low mass you want to fight me on 0.99

00:30:37.800 a fucking burning couch let's go uh what was your what i do you want to go to cape cod 0.99

00:30:45.580 with him is what i'm asking do you want to go to brewster i'll tell you uh again i'm breaking a lot 0.99

00:30:50.820 of info here you're going to get a lot of you know moments that nobody's heard me talk about

00:30:54.660 i just got financing on a documentary i'm doing a documentary about it i'm gonna tell the story

00:30:58.800 so if he wants to at some point sit and we can sit for the first time really ever like it would

00:31:03.880 be the first time i'm really meeting him then maybe we can sit down for this doc but we start

00:31:08.900 filming this uh at the end of the summer and it's going to be the funniest tragedy that you've ever

00:31:13.640 scene that's fucking awesome i love that i love that reconciliation i hope that he does it yeah

00:31:19.640 and i know the conversation is going to be hard but i will say as someone who does put a lot of 0.55

00:31:24.980 their life uh forward facing for people to see it is incredibly therapeutic and can be incredibly

00:31:32.040 healing and it is it is a chance to acknowledge your wrongs and start fresh right and it's going

00:31:38.080 to be hard for him too i'm sure he's incredibly generous i'm sure i'm sure yeah i'm sure he feels

00:31:42.840 horrible but like you're gonna live out the rest of your life like that or for once in all final

00:31:48.080 take accountability right and then do make something great out of it make it make a great

00:31:51.580 piece of meat that would be i would love that man but you putting that out like honestly if that

00:31:55.320 could happen to me that would be because it's a it's also a fascinating conversation and it speaks

00:31:59.940 to there was a lot of growing i needed to do in my life whatever i can't speak for him but like

00:32:04.500 the reality is if if you're ever judged by one moment in your life nobody would want that nobody

00:32:09.980 wants that tag on them yeah we all would be everybody we all want the opportunity but when

00:32:14.860 you're in the whatever the public eye or whatever people want to like put the moniker on you know

00:32:19.580 your fuck up sometimes is something that speaks to someone's own failure and they'll project that 0.85

00:32:27.020 on you for the rest of your life determined by how they feel about themselves is really why people do 0.97

00:32:32.300 that in last show i think about this stuff a lot too because there's a lot of people that have like

00:32:37.960 people watching the show every most families have like inner family beefs oh he did something to me

00:32:44.600 15 years ago he you know like he was who ate my ice cream where's my 15 million dollars 1.00

00:32:49.760 you know just running the mill tuesday night shit 1.00

00:32:55.500 what's up with the women in the uk like why would two fuck mike at the same time 1.00

00:33:03.860 he's mike big mike he's he's mike uh it's probably the is that enough though and from the location 0.99

00:33:11.780 you was at i can only imagine i can only imagine a couple of girls yes yes yes exactly so so talk

00:33:21.200 Tell me about this.

00:33:21.940 He went out to a club called Tate.

00:33:23.880 Did you do the bottle thing and stuff?

00:33:25.800 Did you have fun?

00:33:27.000 We went there.

00:33:27.920 They were nice enough to hook us up with a table. 0.99

00:33:30.300 You know, and it actually was these girls that, 0.99

00:33:33.660 you know, I like to do forward-facing reconnaissance 0.98

00:33:36.740 before I land. 1.00

00:33:37.760 Mike, were they table-hose? 0.99

00:33:39.480 No, no, they weren't. 0.99

00:33:40.540 I would have been happy if that were the case.

00:33:42.220 No, but they were, it was, you know, pre-programmed.

00:33:44.980 This is some DM stuff on the front end.

00:33:47.200 I'll do a little prep work before I land in the country.

00:33:49.120 Forward-facing reconnaissance.

00:33:50.440 yeah dude

00:33:52.600 okay

00:33:54.100 but dude 1.00

00:33:56.040 the British girls 1.00

00:33:57.240 are

00:33:57.480 they're very forward

00:33:59.240 yeah

00:34:00.140 what

00:34:01.580 I missed out on this

00:34:02.580 really

00:34:03.140 it depends which one

00:34:04.280 got it

00:34:04.700 depends which one 1.00

00:34:05.460 maybe the British girls 1.00

00:34:06.640 at tape 1.00

00:34:07.360 yeah yeah

00:34:08.080 is that better

00:34:08.760 were they from like London

00:34:09.800 or were they from

00:34:10.400 do they have like

00:34:11.100 different accents or what

00:34:12.060 did they travel for you

00:34:12.860 see I would never be able

00:34:13.820 to tell you that

00:34:14.400 I would never be able

00:34:15.180 to tell you what their accent

00:34:16.080 I mean we don't

00:34:16.620 we could not tell

00:34:17.220 put your hand down

00:34:17.800 this man is a tape

00:34:18.680 kind of store

00:34:19.120 he's a tape legend

00:34:19.980 I'm a lips guy.

00:34:20.740 I'm a lips guy.

00:34:21.260 Wait, what do you mean?

00:34:22.080 Why?

00:34:22.380 He's a Mayfair legend.

00:34:23.340 Let's just say that.

00:34:23.960 He's a Mayfair legend.

00:34:24.820 Any club.

00:34:25.840 Any girl.

00:34:26.500 If you want to go right now,

00:34:27.900 he's got it.

00:34:29.160 No way.

00:34:29.460 Without drinking.

00:34:30.300 Yeah, bro.

00:34:31.220 It doesn't make sense.

00:34:32.560 Are you macking on girls?

00:34:35.220 Regularly?

00:34:35.600 Are you macking on girls?

00:34:36.680 I can't speak. 0.95

00:34:38.060 I like that.

00:34:41.120 We have to clip that.

00:34:44.960 This is why you don't drink, man.

00:34:47.400 It's a good thing.

00:34:48.480 I need to remember it all.

00:34:49.320 No, he probably executes better without it too

00:34:51.640 You're probably smoother

00:34:52.560 You don't start getting tipsy

00:34:54.140 You don't start slurring your words

00:34:55.200 You're just delivering 1.00

00:34:55.920 Fucking hit after hit after hit 1.00

00:34:57.840 You got confidence 1.00

00:34:58.440 He don't miss

00:34:59.080 That's what I'm saying

00:34:59.980 No, but I think people don't realize

00:35:02.040 How much of that goes back

00:35:03.080 To keeping that right state of mind

00:35:05.200 Throughout the course of the night

00:35:06.040 I mean, see

00:35:06.660 But no, that's just me

00:35:07.380 Some people operate better with alcohol

00:35:08.880 100%

00:35:09.460 Yeah

00:35:10.180 And you know for sure you don't

00:35:12.640 I don't, what?

00:35:13.360 You're saying you know that for sure

00:35:15.240 You operate better without alcohol

00:35:17.080 You saw what he does when he has alcohol, bro

00:35:18.980 Obviously, that's not going to happen.

00:35:20.080 Yeah, with his friends, you know, force-feed him some...

00:35:22.460 Zambuca.

00:35:23.600 And licorice.

00:35:24.740 Licorice alcohol.

00:35:26.000 Zambuca.

00:35:26.500 Ray and Nephews, bro. 0.98

00:35:27.540 That was what fucked me up. 0.97

00:35:28.340 I wasn't at 60%. 0.51

00:35:29.220 Ray and Nephews is like overproofed rum, right?

00:35:31.540 You could probably use it to strip paint on the walls.

00:35:33.240 Come on.

00:35:34.180 It's like...

00:35:35.180 Come on.

00:35:36.860 You're up against the ropes to begin with.

00:35:39.080 Yeah.

00:35:39.480 But, okay, for me, little alcohol, slightly tipsy, I'm activated.

00:35:44.120 My brain's on.

00:35:44.780 I got that confidence, right?

00:35:46.200 Liquid confidence, basically.

00:35:47.360 Liquid courage.

00:35:48.280 You just have it?

00:35:50.000 You just go up to talk to girls?

00:35:51.440 I don't even go up to talk to girls, bro.

00:35:53.240 But you know girls come to you. 0.55

00:35:55.880 Let's go. 1.00

00:35:58.320 He goes, bro, I don't go up to them.

00:36:01.160 They go up to me.

00:36:02.400 I can relate.

00:36:03.440 They do that to me.

00:36:04.180 You didn't even mean it like that.

00:36:05.760 They do that to you.

00:36:07.160 That's what they do to me.

00:36:08.120 When you don't give them attention to that, bro,

00:36:09.780 why am I not getting attention?

00:36:11.080 They gravitate towards you.

00:36:12.500 Toby runs on vibes.

00:36:13.640 That's what Toby runs on.

00:36:14.900 I think it's attractive.

00:36:16.680 I would

00:36:17.420 if I was a female 1.00

00:36:18.220 and I saw a guy

00:36:19.040 just having a good time

00:36:20.040 with his homies 0.98

00:36:20.520 I'd probably be like 1.00

00:36:21.120 damn 0.99

00:36:21.420 always smiling 0.99

00:36:22.920 positive 0.99

00:36:23.360 so you'd smash him 0.99

00:36:24.540 if you were a girl 0.99

00:36:25.120 100% 1.00

00:36:26.500 he gets me bricked up

00:36:27.980 in the club

00:36:28.300 people need to understand

00:36:31.560 that high energy 0.99

00:36:32.840 that fucking positive vibe 0.99

00:36:33.980 that smile 1.00

00:36:34.620 that good

00:36:35.260 dude

00:36:35.540 nobody wants to be around

00:36:36.860 a Debbie Downer

00:36:37.500 nobody wants to be around

00:36:38.240 somebody that's

00:36:38.700 not having a good time

00:36:40.520 you know what I'm saying

00:36:41.100 so if you deliver that

00:36:42.040 then of course it's gonna

00:36:42.800 I'm shocked by you saying 0.99

00:36:44.200 that British girls are forward 1.00

00:36:45.640 because we don't get that 0.99

00:36:46.480 we would say they are stush really some we call it we call it prude yeah some yes some mayfair

00:36:53.240 women are stush what is what is this means that they they hold themselves on this pedestal and 0.84

00:36:58.800 you'll get nowhere near the pedestal ah ready for this yeah we're americans when you go to 0.99

00:37:03.840 when you go to vegas you're not right or you go to la they're like yo that accent is hot

00:37:09.160 they melt in your hands yes yes hey they melt on your hands let's go on your hands

00:37:14.940 west coast has had some tough losses i mean kobe pak nipsey is there anyone particularly that

00:37:27.520 that stands out to you is kind of the hardest one of those to swallow i'd probably say

00:37:32.560 nipsey and nate dog oh nate dog too yeah yeah just because the

00:37:39.260 It just felt like they had so much to do

00:37:43.820 You know, same with Pac as well

00:37:45.460 I feel like he didn't even get a chance to finish

00:37:47.740 He died at 25

00:37:49.440 And I'm 25, so like, that's crazy

00:37:52.000 That's insane, man

00:37:52.800 That's insane

00:37:53.780 When I found out that Tupac and Biggie stuff happened

00:37:56.500 Biggie was what, 24?

00:37:58.380 24 0.99

00:37:58.780 25, man, that's so young

00:38:01.140 And I was 25

00:38:02.280 We're all the same

00:38:04.120 One year older than Biggie, but me and Pac at the same age

00:38:07.220 So, you thinking about that?

00:38:10.320 Go ahead.

00:38:11.160 I'm so sorry.

00:38:12.840 He's usually on this side.

00:38:14.520 Oh, they took your seat?

00:38:15.360 Yeah.

00:38:15.880 That's funny, by the way.

00:38:16.500 You got him working the handheld.

00:38:18.180 I took your seat.

00:38:18.480 I like your team effort, though.

00:38:19.800 You playing team ball right now.

00:38:21.020 I come off the bench. 1.00

00:38:22.020 Fuck it. 1.00

00:38:22.300 As long as I get in the game, go fuck all that playing. 1.00

00:38:25.620 We love you, Joey. 1.00

00:38:26.400 Give me the ball. 0.99

00:38:27.080 Give me the motherfucking ball. 1.00

00:38:28.400 Y'all had the ball too long. 0.99

00:38:29.800 Give the ball to Joey. 1.00

00:38:30.600 Run this shit, Joey. 1.00

00:38:31.280 I had to jump in on this moment because I didn't want to bring up that situation because 1.00

00:38:35.220 it was tough.

00:38:35.680 But, like, if we're on that subject, where were you and how did you find out when it happened?

00:38:41.440 I just flew back from New York.

00:38:43.960 Actually, all of us had just flew back from New York.

00:38:47.680 Suge, Pac, myself, and a couple others.

00:38:50.580 They went to Vegas.

00:38:51.440 I went to Warren G's because we had, like, a minor misunderstanding

00:38:56.520 because that was at the time where I had spoke in New York about not having issues with Puffy and Biggie.

00:39:03.600 and that rub Pac the wrong way

00:39:06.460 and me and him wasn't seeing eye to eye

00:39:08.580 so

00:39:09.540 basically they didn't want me to go to Vegas for them

00:39:12.100 and I didn't want to go to Vegas because the vibe wasn't right

00:39:14.100 so I went to Warren G's house

00:39:16.760 and then later

00:39:17.460 the next day

00:39:18.920 that's when we had pagers, we were getting blown up on the pagers

00:39:22.460 919111

00:39:23.880 and it's Suge and he telling us that him and Pac

00:39:26.660 got shot and get on out to Vegas

00:39:28.700 and we get out there

00:39:30.520 and when we get with Suge he's not

00:39:32.260 telling us the severity of it he's telling us like because he's he got shot in the head but

00:39:37.100 he's sitting up here talking to us and he like yeah he got grazed and he got no way what is this

00:39:43.160 man built out of well and he had already been through it once at that point and survived the

00:39:47.260 no this is i'm talking about suge while we drive to vegas to see pop we we go to suge house first

00:39:54.160 yeah so we haven't even seen pop we just talking to suge and he got the head wrapped up and he

00:39:59.760 telling us what happened, and, you know, Pac going to be all right,

00:40:03.620 he going to pull through, you know, he got shot nine times before, 0.99

00:40:06.680 he going to be all right, he going to hit me in the head.

00:40:09.220 So we feeling like it's going to be all right until we go to the hospital 0.50

00:40:12.600 and see that it ain't all right.

00:40:15.440 He got tubes in me, and it's like, when I walked in,

00:40:18.160 I could just feel like he wasn't even there, and I fainted.

00:40:21.500 Then his mother, you know, got me up and walked me in the bathroom

00:40:25.040 and had a conversation with me about being strong.

00:40:27.180 She was like, my baby ain't never seen you weak.

00:40:30.680 I don't want you to be weak in front of him.

00:40:33.260 You go in the bathroom and fix yourself up, and you go back in here,

00:40:36.460 and you talk to him, and you tell him how you feel.

00:40:39.160 My baby loves you.

00:40:40.760 She knew it was a little tension, but she knew how much we loved each other,

00:40:43.400 so she gave us a moment for me to say some things to him as far as how much I love him,

00:40:48.140 but I knew that that was going to be my last time speaking with him. 0.99

00:40:51.580 Damn. 0.99

00:40:53.180 That's so sad, man. 0.99

00:40:54.240 So it kind of just goes back to what I was saying before about, you know, being able to voice yourself to people, you know, and make sure that what you what you have to say to them is said because you really just never know.

00:41:05.780 That's crazy.

00:41:06.500 That's that's that was the crazy part about that is like that's the only relationship that I have like that where someone left and we wasn't all right like we should have been.

00:41:18.300 Yeah.

00:41:18.600 And I feel like it's because the decision that I made to live, I wanted to live.

00:41:24.240 At that particular time of our life, we made decisions on whether we want to live or we want to die.

00:41:29.600 Listen to our music.

00:41:31.100 Listen to the music that we wrote.

00:41:33.140 What was Biggie's second album called?

00:41:35.080 Ready to Die?

00:41:36.100 Or Life After Death, right?

00:41:38.140 Exactly.

00:41:38.720 What was Tupac's last album?

00:41:40.420 Machiavelli.

00:41:40.980 Machiavelli.

00:41:41.540 And what is Machiavelli about?

00:41:43.180 Death.

00:41:44.260 Okay, then.

00:41:45.140 What was Snoop Dogg's second album?

00:41:47.260 The Dogfather about life.

00:41:49.640 Doggy land.

00:41:50.860 Having kids.

00:41:51.920 you know transforming into a full-grown man because i had a son his brother tupac didn't

00:42:01.340 have no kids biggie i don't know what it was but we was writing death at the time as far as 0.97

00:42:07.720 that's just what our culture was it was manifest like manifesting fuck it we right now i don't 0.96

00:42:12.480 know if i'm gonna live to see him tomorrow i wrote a song called murder was the case 0.98

00:42:16.020 in July of

00:42:18.040 1993. I remember that shit. 1.00

00:42:19.680 And I caught a murder case in August. 1.00

00:42:22.560 Listen to what I just told you.

00:42:23.540 I wrote a song called

00:42:25.460 Murder Was the Case in July

00:42:27.300 of 1993. And I

00:42:29.420 caught a murder case in August

00:42:31.340 of 1993.

00:42:33.380 And my record came out November

00:42:35.740 1993.

00:42:37.360 So it looked like I wrote 0.99

00:42:38.840 Murder Was the Case to the shit that happened. 0.99

00:42:42.700 And it's 1.00

00:42:43.800 continued too. I mean, you saw it with Juice.

00:42:46.020 You saw it with Mac Miller.

00:42:47.980 You know what I'm saying?

00:42:48.980 It's like a manifestation of death in art,

00:42:52.140 but unfortunately it keeps happening.

00:42:55.200 I stopped talking about any sort of death, anything,

00:43:00.240 because things that come out of my mouth happen.

00:43:03.780 They really do.

00:43:05.420 I'm the religious one out of the group,

00:43:08.420 so I read my Bible every day,

00:43:09.600 but the one thing that sticks with me is

00:43:11.020 in the beginning was the Word,

00:43:12.940 and the Word was with God.

00:43:13.840 So when he says,

00:43:14.400 let there be light, and we're made in his image,

00:43:16.320 I keep telling people, like, yo, if God made us in his image

00:43:18.440 and he spoke things, we're all made

00:43:20.440 of vibration. Like, that is what science

00:43:22.480 sees. So, if you really

00:43:24.340 want to speak into something, like, be careful

00:43:26.360 what comes out of your mouth. I truly believe you can call it.

00:43:29.120 Yes, you will. You will speak

00:43:30.360 it to existence. That's the gift that God gave us.

00:43:32.600 He gave us that ability to speak

00:43:34.540 it into existence.

00:43:38.880 So, which one, what is what?

00:43:40.340 What do we got? Here we got liver,

00:43:42.280 testicle we got some kidney we got some pancreas we got some this is heart this is kidney which

00:43:50.540 which one because i i'm not good at this stuff like i'm gonna need to plug my nose you know 0.61

00:43:55.500 like i'm not like my dad um dad you want to do one at the same time yeah yeah but i i'm not

00:44:01.320 eating balls you're not so you're not eating balls no no i've never eaten balls is what i'm

00:44:05.860 saying but i'll try it now what do we say about lying i don't want to try this this is okay so 0.99

00:44:12.680 just think about what kidney does right it filters the fucking piss it there's probably only one 0.99

00:44:19.300 kidney you're going to want to eat that's delicious it comes from a lamb and it's sweet 0.99

00:44:22.440 um i still want you to try the kidney but but this is probably not where you want to start 1.00

00:44:26.840 where you need to fucking start is right here on the fucking testicle right off the rip 1.00

00:44:30.660 Let's fucking dig in. 1.00

00:44:33.420 You're eating this with us as well? 1.00

00:44:34.680 Here we go.

00:44:35.780 Cheers.

00:44:36.320 Cheers.

00:44:37.260 Cheers.

00:44:37.460 Cheers.

00:44:38.040 Cheers.

00:44:38.960 It's all good.

00:44:42.020 Mmm.

00:44:44.660 Bo. 1.00

00:44:48.900 You are a fucking bitch. 1.00

00:44:50.740 Give me that nut. 1.00

00:44:51.700 You are not of my life. 0.99

00:44:52.920 Give me that nut.

00:44:53.420 He said, give me that nut, dude. 1.00

00:44:58.840 Yo, what the fuck? 1.00

00:45:00.040 So you may have had a big piece, but take a smaller fucking piece. 1.00

00:45:03.260 You don't have to take a piece that big. 0.99

00:45:04.660 Can I get a spit bucket?

00:45:06.920 I need a drink over here.

00:45:08.820 Wait, you didn't even have any.

00:45:10.260 I'm good. 0.99

00:45:11.060 I need fucking something in my hand. 0.99

00:45:13.240 Wait, what are you eating? 1.00

00:45:15.240 Wait a minute.

00:45:17.340 You just puked up a nut.

00:45:19.480 You at least got to try some liver.

00:45:21.200 I never thought you would be the spitter type.

00:45:23.000 I thought I would be a small piece.

00:45:24.720 I always thought Logan would be the swallowing type.

00:45:26.400 Rip a small piece out of it.

00:45:27.700 This is a piece of liver.

00:45:29.220 I can't believe you actually do this liver king 0.99

00:45:31.100 You actually just ate a testicle 1.00

00:45:32.800 Don't be such a pussy 1.00

00:45:33.760 I can't I can't I'm the biggest pussy 1.00

00:45:35.240 Bro you're kidding me 1.00

00:45:36.900 I respect you I can't fucking believe you 0.97

00:45:38.780 I am no way manly at all 0.99

00:45:41.300 This guy is fucking manly 0.99

00:45:43.060 The liver is sweet 1.00

00:45:48.860 You guys better never ask your chick to swallow again 0.99

00:45:51.640 I love it 0.99

00:45:52.380 This is not cum 1.00

00:45:53.400 This is a fucking animal's liver 1.00

00:45:56.940 I want to know how you know the difference 1.00

00:45:59.120 did it take you a while to get used it i could do this one this is it i could do this one this

00:46:06.560 is liver i'm looking at you jake if you gotta ask her to swallow then she's not the one 0.99

00:46:10.160 i'm looking at you for her fucking power right hey bro check this out i eat this shit every day 1.00

00:46:17.200 y'all are being y'all are being so whack i eat this shit every day hold on hold on hold on a 1.00

00:46:21.200 second i eat raw liver every day and bone marrow no chance you eat testicles every day i haven't 1.00

00:46:25.740 try the testicles yeah well come and try these balls dude here try one they're you know they're 0.99

00:46:30.440 fine it's not like you're out of water i got something come try it oh that's a bad 1.00

00:46:35.580 there it is let's go look at the balls on this guy i'm gonna feel like i'm in the way right here 0.72

00:46:42.540 my man this isn't see you you went for uh i see i like it i let it defrost a little bit you like 0.98

00:46:48.740 that's the perfect yeah you know i like it any fucking way but for people that start eating it 0.92

00:46:54.020 I eat the one that Logan spit out. 0.98

00:46:55.820 I eat mine and the one Logan spit out.

00:46:57.640 You guys are undoubtedly from Ohio. 1.00

00:46:59.640 You're the first guy I've ever heard brag about eating a testicle. 1.00

00:47:04.320 It's worse, right? 0.99

00:47:05.320 It's not true at all.

00:47:07.000 No problem.

00:47:08.100 We leave it that way.

00:47:10.340 It's not true.

00:47:11.220 It's like sashimi. 1.00

00:47:13.300 You're a sicko. 0.99

00:47:14.040 It's not as good, but like... 1.00

00:47:16.640 Yeah.

00:47:17.740 And you could season it any way you want.

00:47:19.680 Chef, turn towards the camera when you eat it.

00:47:21.760 well everything you do you do the syrup and salt with the yeah so i i want to i want to get to that 0.99

00:47:28.120 this is fucking staticky so fuck the headphones if you had gotten smaller pieces of this i think 0.99

00:47:33.860 that was part of the issue like if you'd gotten like something i could manage yeah i got a little 1.00

00:47:38.060 piece of the liver down yeah you got to get on that fucking bone marrow there's pieces already 0.88

00:47:41.660 carved out of there get get down on the bone marrow so these are these actually look pretty 0.98

00:47:45.880 appetizing that's king crab right there this is good this is good and so liver king chef

00:47:51.040 final said hey do you want me to do the liver king seasoning which is some maple syrup a little bit 0.97

00:47:55.320 of salt a little bit of olive oil and i said fuck no not for these guys wow i said give them 0.99

00:48:00.420 these guys are fucking prime these guys are primals give them the first version of it right 0.99

00:48:04.720 give them the wild version of it and so if you can do this imagine you already know how delicious 0.98

00:48:09.380 it is with a little bit of maple syrup and salt the the goal here really isn't to to force this 0.96

00:48:14.960 down the palate you eat this get the fuck out of here no that's good that one's good okay don't 0.95

00:48:19.760 I'm like, do not pretend. 0.99

00:48:20.760 No, no, that one's really good.

00:48:21.680 All right.

00:48:22.380 It's just dry.

00:48:23.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:24.200 It's just dry because it's predominantly fat, right?

00:48:26.680 And it's cooled down.

00:48:27.620 You get that fresh thing out of a femur that you've just killed.

00:48:31.660 It's succulent.

00:48:32.640 It's buttery.

00:48:33.320 It's rich.

00:48:33.800 There's nothing better.

00:48:38.500 Can I pitch you here on a podcast?

00:48:40.520 Oh, can we do that?

00:48:41.580 Listen, it could end badly.

00:48:43.220 No, I won't.

00:48:43.900 Because this is a sure shot idea, Kevin. 0.98

00:48:46.860 Sure as shit, this ain't going behind the barn, dude. 0.99

00:48:49.760 All right. 0.99

00:48:52.760 Do you have pets?

00:48:55.280 I did have pets, but I travel so much it's very hard.

00:48:58.820 Funny you bring that up, Kevin.

00:49:00.180 Okay.

00:49:00.700 We look at our pets as family members, right?

00:49:02.600 Right.

00:49:02.800 Our dogs are like our little brothers, our little sisters, right?

00:49:05.380 Yeah.

00:49:05.580 We love them.

00:49:06.100 We like to sleep with them.

00:49:07.080 They run around the yard.

00:49:07.900 We hang out with them all day.

00:49:09.340 It's a pet product you're pitching me?

00:49:10.740 Well, it's an infrastructure of sorts.

00:49:13.520 Okay.

00:49:14.060 Kevin, when I want to go on a trip to New York City,

00:49:16.600 when i want to go on a trip to miami it hurts me that i cannot fly with my little brother my

00:49:23.400 little sister my pet it's an age-old problem it's an age-old problem now of course the rich people

00:49:27.940 can afford to fly private yes but there's a ever-growing upper middle class and middle class

00:49:33.340 that doesn't travel because they can't bring their pets with them got it we at terrier terrier

00:49:40.560 have started a company

00:49:45.080 we've started a company where we allow you to travel with your dogs and cats so we've got a

00:49:53.880 by-seating arrangement where an owner is able to sit with their companion and travel the way they

00:50:00.660 would like to travel uh with their little brother sister or family i see a problem with terrier

00:50:05.700 air. Here's what it is. If you put, let's say you have a, you've got 130 seats. Okay. And every

00:50:12.980 second seat is another dog or cat. What a shit show that flight's going to be. Can you imagine 1.00

00:50:18.680 what the fuck's going to happen in an airplane? Yeah, of course. I mean, they're going to go nuts 0.99

00:50:22.080 in there. Correct. So we've retrofitted each one of the seating arrangements with a low cabin.

00:50:28.040 So basically for the companion seating area, it is basically fenced in. So they're not always

00:50:33.980 So they're just barking at each other for two hours.

00:50:36.160 Well, we like to assume that-

00:50:37.960 Or are you drugging them to sleep?

00:50:39.240 No, there's no drugging.

00:50:40.100 But generally speaking, most of the people that fly Terrier have a good way of controlling their pets.

00:50:45.760 So they sit there, the dog-

00:50:46.660 Yeah, with drugs.

00:50:47.580 This is my business partner, and we are in this venture together.

00:50:51.680 This isn't real, is it?

00:50:52.960 Dead serious.

00:50:53.880 So we've already bought 2737s that we've since retrofitted.

00:50:58.040 We wanted to possibly amend it because we did have this idea that humans would be annoyed

00:51:03.580 of all these animals going crazy on the plane.

00:51:05.520 Both of you do not give up.

00:51:06.320 Just sending the animals alone by themselves on the aircraft.

00:51:08.460 Do not give up your day jobs.

00:51:10.740 This is a really bad idea.

00:51:13.100 What do we do with the 20 aircrafts?

00:51:16.340 Sell immediately.

00:51:17.620 Well, Kevin, there's clearly a gaping hole in the market.

00:51:21.220 There certainly is, but that's not to be filled by Terrier.

00:51:24.580 Terrier.

00:51:25.020 Well, Kevin.

00:51:25.580 terrier howls at the moon like a dog with rabies that is a bad idea but but but okay so let me let

00:51:32.100 me ask you a question i i personally believe that dog lovers people that have pets and want to

00:51:37.320 travel with them are willing to forego certain luxuries such as peace and quiet by the way i

00:51:41.780 should say that i should say that every seat does come with noise can't be headphones we have a

00:51:45.900 partnership with harman kardon kevin you're not going to drive this one you're not going to bring

00:51:50.500 this behind the bar. Thank goodness I'm here.

00:51:52.840 Terrier sucks. 0.99

00:51:55.460 It's just that is 1.00

00:51:56.540 a really bad idea.

00:51:58.100 That is bad idea of factor

00:52:00.580 six. Barbara? 1.00

00:52:03.080 I got one.

00:52:04.500 Okay. This is funny though

00:52:06.500 because that's not real. That's not real.

00:52:08.800 Well, it was. You had a chance.

00:52:10.180 You weren't serious. I knew it wasn't real.

00:52:12.580 It's so stupid. Unbelievable. 1.00

00:52:14.300 This one was real.

00:52:16.400 Kevin, this idea

00:52:17.320 that I'm about to pitch you

00:52:19.840 was my big idea in high school.

00:52:22.160 I thought this was going to make me rich.

00:52:24.120 Take me to the moon.

00:52:24.920 I thought it was brilliant.

00:52:25.940 Yeah.

00:52:26.240 Right.

00:52:28.660 You like breakfast?

00:52:29.900 Absolutely.

00:52:30.380 Most important meal of the day?

00:52:31.560 Yeah.

00:52:32.140 You like toast?

00:52:33.160 Yeah.

00:52:33.600 Right, right.

00:52:34.580 Well, you're a busy guy.

00:52:35.940 I was a busy guy in high school.

00:52:37.000 Busy kid.

00:52:37.440 I'd show up to school early to study

00:52:38.760 and I could never get my meal in in time

00:52:41.120 because I also valued my sleep.

00:52:42.700 But I wanted to eat in school.

00:52:45.060 They didn't have meals in the morning

00:52:46.160 and I thought how convenient would it be

00:52:48.340 if I could just make some,

00:52:49.400 I don't know toast at school in a small single slice pocket toaster.

00:52:56.180 That's right.

00:52:57.280 You could put one piece of piece of bread in it at a time.

00:53:02.260 You could fit the toaster in your pocket,

00:53:04.480 plug it into the wall,

00:53:05.300 wherever you go and just munch on your bread,

00:53:07.860 make your toast as you please.

00:53:09.780 It'll have slots for butter and jam and very bad.

00:53:14.740 Very bad.

00:53:15.320 Kevin,

00:53:15.760 as the co-founder of this company,

00:53:17.200 pocket toaster

00:53:19.100 I have to let you know that buttery toast demographic

00:53:21.840 is a highly overlooked

00:53:23.760 you can only get me to howl at the moon

00:53:25.920 when it's really bad

00:53:27.280 but I made a google sketch

00:53:30.060 I did a google sketch

00:53:31.080 I actually have a pdf of my product

00:53:32.500 I did a 3d rendering

00:53:34.040 oh so fun fact

00:53:37.400 I actually tried to make this

00:53:38.460 like I was trying to configure this in my kitchen 0.99

00:53:40.360 and the fucking toaster 0.99

00:53:43.820 blew up 0.99

00:53:44.660 It exploded in the kitchen. 0.99

00:53:48.160 My mom goes, what the fuck was that? 0.98

00:53:50.720 The mark on the marble from the explosion is still in there today 0.98

00:53:54.200 because I was trying to unwire the nichrome wires.

00:53:56.320 I know all the pieces of a toaster.

00:53:58.140 And that's when my dream died in real life.

00:53:59.920 Well, what we've also found out is that these pocket toasters

00:54:01.920 also double as grenades for modern warfare.

00:54:04.140 Yeah, I think it would be kind of difficult to get through

00:54:06.360 the security of a school with all the alarm going off.

00:54:10.780 A lot of these schools during that period,

00:54:11.940 during all the bombing and stuff, they put those metal detectors.

00:54:14.400 So we're 0 for 2.

00:54:15.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:15.960 So that's-

00:54:16.600 I can only imagine that our sailor friends-

00:54:18.080 I need some confidence.

00:54:18.740 George, George, George.

00:54:19.880 Okay, thank you.

00:54:20.640 Actually, I want to zoom in on this.

00:54:23.000 It's called Bubble Ball.

00:54:24.640 Phone's off. 1.00

00:54:25.800 Fuck. 1.00

00:54:27.100 It's called Bubble Ball. 1.00

00:54:28.980 Here you go, sir.

00:54:29.600 You can hold this and admire it.

00:54:30.880 It's my game I'm inventing.

00:54:32.700 And I don't drink.

00:54:34.600 Yeah.

00:54:35.060 And I love beer pong.

00:54:36.660 And then I thought beer pong could take it to the next level.

00:54:39.500 These have suction cups, and each cup has a number to it.

00:54:42.980 there's going to be blue cups and red cups

00:54:44.940 you could suction them as far as you want

00:54:47.160 and the other opponent gets to put those cups

00:54:49.200 in the position

00:54:50.880 so the 10 point that your opponent

00:54:52.960 I got it, I got it, this blows

00:54:54.260 no, no 0.98

00:54:56.940 why does it suck 0.99

00:54:58.520 why does it suck, does it suck or blow 0.99

00:55:00.800 I do understand why they call you the mean shark 0.99

00:55:03.200 if I were you, I'd start drinking

00:55:12.980 a lot of entertaining stuff in court the johnny deb amber heard trial wild is remarkable what's

00:55:18.960 your favorite moment of that trial i i'm pretty sure i saw her do cocaine no that's dude that was

00:55:24.800 in court dude that was so crazy is that what she was doing i mean i i'm never gonna place that

00:55:30.880 judgment as if i'm all-knowing but if you're gonna hold a napkin here and they did actually a cut

00:55:36.280 there's a video on youtube where they show the napkin that she's like never moved or something

00:55:40.060 It never moved and you see her pull it out of her like right here where she'd like ties it and then also when she blows 0.94

00:55:46.120 Oh, she like she got it up. And by the way, she wasn't sniffing or playing with her nose before that moment

00:55:52.120 So like they caught her what a dog dog, but my favorite moment

00:55:56.960 Wasn't the attorney not being present 0.99

00:56:00.000 Amber is attorney. I don't know where she probably got him off of a Groupon or something 1.00

00:56:03.900 I don't know what happened, but my favorite moment out of this whole entire court

00:56:07.940 As this girl's like talking

00:56:09.880 And she's really into it 1.00

00:56:10.980 She farts

00:56:12.220 It goes 1.00

00:56:13.000 That was fucking fake 0.99

00:56:14.700 I saw that video 0.99

00:56:15.920 It was not true

00:56:16.800 That was true

00:56:17.460 No it wasn't

00:56:18.040 That was true 1.00

00:56:18.620 No she didn't fucking fart 0.99

00:56:19.720 That wasn't Amber that farted 0.99

00:56:20.920 I saw it

00:56:21.580 It was the girl

00:56:22.140 And they added the sound effect

00:56:23.400 Into a line before she said

00:56:24.640 That was me

00:56:25.360 Oh that was me

00:56:26.000 Sorry

00:56:26.380 It was fake

00:56:27.780 It was on camera

00:56:28.940 Bro watch this

00:56:30.280 It's on camera

00:56:30.860 George just farted

00:56:31.740 Did you fart

00:56:32.940 It was on camera

00:56:33.720 Did you fart George

00:56:34.580 We're on camera

00:56:35.340 Did you just fart

00:56:36.060 Dude don't tell me

00:56:36.600 My favorite moment was fake

00:56:37.780 It was fake.

00:56:38.340 It was fake.

00:56:39.100 But the moments that are also in that courtroom are good.

00:56:44.120 Hold on.

00:56:45.020 What, he objects to himself?

00:56:46.920 Objection.

00:56:47.640 You're honestly, the only thing you bring to the table nowadays is that you're Logan Paul.

00:56:54.220 That's it. 1.00

00:56:55.020 Like, you are a useless waste of existence. 1.00

00:57:00.020 Like, if this wasn't called impulsive, I would roll you off the roof right now to a final fucking ending. 1.00

00:57:06.220 because you are you are useless you are fucking useless and you have nothing you have no one to 1.00

00:57:13.520 blame i don't really do too much social media man for for a while now um reason being you get lost 1.00

00:57:23.420 in the sauce and they're quick man there's too many little mamas and shit out there bro 0.91

00:57:26.780 you know i probably shouldn't snitch on myself but yeah that's like number one right and i'm 1.00

00:57:34.780 Trying to be an athlete, you know?

00:57:36.580 So that's number one right there.

00:57:39.120 Number two, I don't know.

00:57:40.320 I just, I do the social media enough

00:57:42.580 even when I don't want to

00:57:43.680 because I got to get paid, right?

00:57:44.680 I got these sponsors.

00:57:45.540 I got to post them up.

00:57:46.900 Anyway, so I try to like limit my time, you know?

00:57:51.080 Maybe spend it in places

00:57:52.940 that'll be a little bit better for me. 1.00

00:57:54.220 I got a team and I pay them all shit. 1.00

00:57:56.780 I pay these motherfuckers so much money 1.00

00:57:58.700 to handle all that shit. 1.00

00:57:59.580 I don't even want to hear about it, bro. 1.00

00:58:01.620 Unless there's like a unicorn in my DMs

00:58:04.300 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know there's just something there that i've like you know what

00:58:09.720 okay i'll come back to instagram for like a week or two so do they let you know like does the team 0.94

00:58:13.480 like yo there's this chick from sao paulo brazil you gotta see this shit they my my my my close 0.70

00:58:22.160 guys that are in there they there's like a rector scale you know and depending how bad the earthquake 0.99

00:58:27.720 is i get you know notified do they talk to them for you and then when the shit's already spiced 0.96

00:58:33.700 It could be like that it could be like 0.97

00:58:36.100 Like hey, you want me to take over this because you're busy doing things I mean like yeah, just you know keep it 0.98

00:58:41.860 You ever get some you ever get some like reckless shit like no all the time. Yeah all the time 0.98

00:58:46.580 You should see his dude. Yeah, well cuz he's branded himself is like the sex fiend in a way like he has he has that leg 0.99

00:58:55.060 You know, he's got that biggest porn star by the way not like just a point like which who? 0.99

00:59:00.260 Our names Lana Rhodes. Oh, yeah 0.90

00:59:02.820 everybody knows lana rose

00:59:08.160 some call this story myth or fable i like to believe it was true this man he was an acid

00:59:21.080 dealer and he went to a concert maybe it was hendrix maybe it was janis joplin one of the

00:59:25.600 greats per se right and he went to this concert and he was out there selling a tab selling a tab

00:59:31.040 Everybody's feeling good

00:59:33.480 Feeling the sunshine, feeling groovy

00:59:35.060 Well guess what happened

00:59:36.460 There was a rain storm

00:59:38.960 And his pants

00:59:41.560 Got wet

00:59:42.980 And that acid

00:59:44.720 From those five uncut sheets

00:59:47.940 Leaked through his skin

00:59:50.380 Into his bloodstream

00:59:53.040 Now not three months later

00:59:55.700 This man was in a psychiatric ward 0.93

00:59:58.240 He firmly believed

01:00:00.420 That he was a tall

01:00:01.840 Full glass of orange juice

01:00:04.240 And if he were to lay down

01:00:06.640 Or be leaned over at any moment

01:00:08.600 He would spill his

01:00:10.200 He was out 0.56

01:00:11.320 And die

01:00:12.960 Yes 0.93

01:00:14.460 That was a juicy story

01:00:20.020 Nice

01:00:20.680 He went to cushion orange juice

01:00:23.400 And brought the acid in orange juice

01:00:25.320 Hell yeah

01:00:26.880 What 0.99

01:00:27.500 am i fucked up for wanting to get that stoned 0.99

01:00:30.840 i want to be that high tonight are you kidding me he thought he was a glass of orange juice 1.00

01:00:37.580 don't spill me careful don't spill me

01:00:43.100 like bro

01:00:44.700 yo that's that might be the most wps story ever created that's hard

01:00:50.480 that's fire 0.99

01:00:52.340 damn 0.98

01:00:53.920 I think I believe it 1.00

01:00:54.840 fuck it 1.00

01:00:55.200 100% 1.00

01:00:56.080 yeah 1.00

01:00:56.440 myth my ass 1.00

01:00:57.660 that shit is real 1.00

01:00:59.440 did you make that up 1.00

01:01:02.500 no bro

01:01:03.300 it's a really famous

01:01:04.620 acid story bro

01:01:05.680 and some people

01:01:06.400 say that he really exists

01:01:08.060 and some people

01:01:08.680 say that he doesn't

01:01:09.640 and he's still standing there

01:01:10.480 to this day

01:01:10.680 he's still standing there

01:01:12.140 he's still standing

01:01:13.240 like this

01:01:14.080 you done it all

01:01:20.460 Oh, why do you still come to the gym?

01:01:22.620 You know, 75 years old, I mean, you did the Mr. Universe.

01:01:26.640 For the same reason, you know, we talked about that.

01:01:29.620 For the same reason as why am I having breakfast today?

01:01:32.340 I had breakfast yesterday, I had breakfast 10 years ago.

01:01:34.860 Why am I still having breakfast?

01:01:37.020 It's part of your day.

01:01:37.920 Why am I still sleeping?

01:01:39.000 I slept 20 years ago, I slept 10 years ago, so I'm still sleeping every night.

01:01:43.500 It's so rooted in who you are.

01:01:45.600 Exactly.

01:01:46.000 It's the same as with training.

01:01:47.500 Training is part of my life.

01:01:49.260 it's that simple nothing will ever change until i die i will be working out and i will be having a

01:01:56.140 great time in the gym and i will be getting the pump and i i and i want to feel good you know and

01:02:03.240 like i said it's tough enough as it is we do when you get older but you have to hold on as much as

01:02:09.040 you can and you have to still watch what you eat and all of those kind of things that it's it's all

01:02:14.160 good no cream puffs and you know what's the greatest thing cream puff greatest thing is

01:02:18.340 No, no, green puffs. Well, that is great, too, but that we are in America.

01:02:26.340 I just have one question for Mike. What's my gender?

01:02:31.340 What's yours or yours?

01:02:32.340 I just remember Mike trying to cock block me and Andrew Schultz and wasn't keeping it real. 0.96

01:02:36.840 Wait, did I fuck this up in the past? Yeah. 0.80

01:02:39.340 I actually did. 1.00

01:02:42.340 You're an asshole. Was this at 11? 1.00

01:02:44.340 Yeah, no, no, no, no, this is not he's I'm just kidding around answer the question

01:02:51.240 You I was Jeffrey's gender and I that you you identify as as as he slash 0.99

01:02:57.900 He fuck yeah, bro. All right. Was that? 1.00

01:03:05.100 It's always more

01:03:06.100 simple whenever ever

01:03:07.100 Yeah, but whenever somebody puts me on the spot

01:03:09.840 You know when somebody puts you on the spot for something I know the answer to I know I asked I didn't assume

01:03:14.340 Yeah, when somebody puts you on the spot for something, you know, it always makes the question harder. What's one point?

01:03:19.020 What's one plus one? Yeah, I disagree. Really? It's three.

01:03:23.820 I see. Oh, my God, Jeffrey. I'm a dude. I love makeup. I love fashion.

01:03:30.120 And, you know, I've been doing this for so long. Now there's these terms did not exist when I was a kid.

01:03:35.400 Do you fuck with them or no? With what? The terms. No, I think half of it's fucking stupid. 0.99

01:03:40.520 I'm just going to be real but no one wants to ever say that 1.00

01:03:43.240 Will you get in trouble for saying it?

01:03:45.160 I don't care anymore

01:03:45.920 But I never cared, yeah

01:03:47.320 I've been cancelled 10 times, you guys talk about cancel culture all the time

01:03:50.140 I think you're only cancelled if you let yourself be cancelled

01:03:53.220 I agree 0.88

01:03:53.560 Like, I'm the devil, I killed someone 0.66

01:03:55.780 We should all go away, what did we do so wrong

01:03:57.660 So I just think that, I just like to always just speak my mind

01:04:00.600 So the whole culture of everyone saying that they're this and that

01:04:03.080 It's like, oh, there's just too many labels

01:04:05.260 Just be yourself

01:04:06.940 I didn't physically do it 1.00

01:04:09.200 Oh my fuck 1.00

01:04:10.200 what did Mike say 1.00

01:04:12.340 what was it on the podcast

01:04:14.660 oh no you guys were just not

01:04:16.600 like it was just a funny moment when Andrew

01:04:18.740 asked what was my gender 0.98

01:04:20.240 I was just fucking around 0.99

01:04:21.900 I remember that 0.84

01:04:23.640 a lot of weed and drugs later

01:04:26.280 yeah I remember that

01:04:27.480 and Andrew asked you guys

01:04:29.800 who's now my client I do his merchandise

01:04:31.600 which is so funny

01:04:32.520 you absorbed him

01:04:35.540 you absorbed him

01:04:37.220 I absorbed him like a sponge

01:04:38.400 Wow good for you

01:04:40.020 Jeffrey how can I help you

01:04:41.420 Hold on George

01:04:42.760 Oh my god Jeffrey

01:04:45.480 I want to see

01:04:46.800 Where's the cameras 1.00

01:04:48.640 Was it a cock 1.00

01:04:49.960 I want to see 0.99

01:04:51.780 That was a good one

01:04:53.920 But the phone cannot see my

01:04:56.480 The camera can't see my phone

01:04:57.360 I just showed George being an NBA player

01:05:00.880 I want to see

01:05:01.760 That's amazing

01:05:05.020 That's what I'm into

01:05:05.800 That's amazing

01:05:07.520 It's a good picture.

01:05:08.240 And it's also the clickbait of the title of this YouTube video.

01:05:12.740 I'm going to be honest with you, man.

01:05:14.120 You could have just told me what the picture was.

01:05:17.200 I would have believed you.

01:05:18.900 Why did you tell George specifically?

01:05:21.700 I just felt like he needed to see it.

01:05:23.100 What position?

01:05:23.900 When I fly in Jet.

01:05:25.580 Nice.

01:05:29.100 You feel me?

01:05:32.800 What position did those players play?

01:05:34.360 His face was in that one.

01:05:36.120 Well, yeah.

01:05:36.820 I'm not gonna I would blur it if I ever posted it and they're just cool. Do they know? Yeah

01:05:45.760 Show Shack what you have. Okay, so

01:05:48.660 1999 you and me at the Denver Zoo

01:05:52.960 She was she was like and we also have the same birthday and I DM you on Instagram almost every year and I'm like

01:05:59.100 Hey, Shaq, happy meeting.

01:06:01.120 Happy birthday.

01:06:02.700 This is a pic of us at the Denver Zoo in 1999.

01:06:06.340 This is a pic of us.

01:06:07.700 Do you remember this?

01:06:08.900 I don't remember the pic, but I remember it now.

01:06:11.420 Here, here, here, show the camera.

01:06:13.820 That would be weird if he was like, yeah, actually, it was a Tuesday.

01:06:16.340 So I have a, I'm doing, I'm doing research every time I go to the zoo.

01:06:22.880 Yeah, for what?

01:06:23.360 For what?

01:06:24.320 Don't laugh, but it's a true story.

01:06:25.920 Don't move, whatever I do.

01:06:27.200 so every

01:06:28.640 every zoo

01:06:29.320 that I went to

01:06:29.900 in the world 1.00

01:06:30.420 all the gorillas 1.00

01:06:31.460 look at me 1.00

01:06:32.040 and they go crazy

01:06:32.800 you can laugh

01:06:34.100 it's okay

01:06:34.580 are you serious

01:06:35.580 yeah so

01:06:36.280 don't move

01:06:37.740 so

01:06:38.060 I'll go to them

01:06:39.680 and like I'll mess

01:06:40.560 with them

01:06:40.880 and like they all

01:06:41.560 come to the glass

01:06:42.260 and they all do this

01:06:43.200 every zoo

01:06:49.500 in the world

01:06:50.080 like they just

01:06:50.880 go crazy

01:06:51.400 just go to the glass

01:06:52.220 and go

01:06:53.020 so

01:06:55.460 huh

01:06:56.780 Which animal did you say?

01:06:58.600 The gorillas.

01:06:59.440 That's where we met. 0.99

01:07:00.440 See? 0.90

01:07:01.440 You met at the gorillas?

01:07:02.440 Yes, I told you, I'm telling you, yes.

01:07:04.220 It's just like, so every city, every zoo,

01:07:08.140 and they all, so they had this one albino gorilla in Philly. 0.99

01:07:12.820 He almost broke the damn glass and got out. 0.98

01:07:15.200 His name was Joey, and when he stood up, 0.99

01:07:16.960 he was like nine feet nine.

01:07:18.420 If he did break out? 1.00

01:07:20.280 I would have ran my ass off him. 0.99

01:07:23.280 Man, I'm not fighting, listen, I'm tough and all, 0.99

01:07:25.620 but I'm not gonna fight no gorilla.

01:07:27.260 I don't know, I feel like you could take a gorilla, man.

01:07:30.500 No, I cannot.

01:07:36.320 Well, I had one girl, but me, bro.

01:07:38.780 I think this is one of the reasons why I had COVID

01:07:42.200 and then after it, I had tonsillitis.

01:07:45.300 Cause the girl.

01:07:46.440 No, no, no, not because,

01:07:47.840 so not because of what she did to me,

01:07:50.860 or maybe, I don't know.

01:07:51.940 What happened?

01:07:52.940 Basically, I saw-

01:07:54.000 Are you okay?

01:07:54.780 There was this girl, I don't want to say too much,

01:07:58.340 but like she, yeah, she's really nice, lovely person.

01:08:03.380 Really got along.

01:08:05.460 And then there was one thing she told me.

01:08:08.460 She said that she used to be a devil worshiper.

01:08:10.740 I, no.

01:08:12.740 And I was like, I laughed.

01:08:14.620 I was like, what? 0.99

01:08:18.140 I said, hail Satan and all that shit. 0.99

01:08:21.020 And she was like- 1.00

01:08:21.860 He's doing anything to smash.

01:08:22.700 again bro 666 he's like 69 that's 666 you know what i'm saying i was like doing blood sacrifices 0.57

01:08:31.220 over yeah yeah i was like no you're taking the piss and she was like yeah yeah like the whole 0.81

01:08:35.660 ouija board shit and everything she believed that i was like what and she was like obviously now i 0.97

01:08:41.040 don't you know i'm not really that into it i was like yeah obviously i'm not really that into it 0.97

01:08:48.300 Did you guys hook up?

01:08:49.660 No, this was after we hooked up and all that.

01:08:51.820 Oh, so, yo, okay. That is literally the scariest thing.

01:08:55.100 What if she's pregnant now? 1.00

01:08:56.060 I've already- 0.99

01:08:56.940 No, no, no, no.

01:08:57.820 With the devil.

01:08:58.940 With the devil. 0.98

01:08:59.820 She's like- 0.99

01:09:00.300 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wrapped up. All wrapped up, bro.

01:09:02.460 I always wrap up.

01:09:03.260 Oh, wow. Nice.

01:09:03.980 Sharp.

01:09:04.780 Sharp.

01:09:05.020 But like-

01:09:05.820 What do you mean, sharp?

01:09:07.020 Sharp.

01:09:07.420 Sharp.

01:09:08.460 Sharp.

01:09:09.020 Oh, okay.

01:09:09.660 Congrats.

01:09:11.820 Congrats, bro.

01:09:12.700 Yeah, yeah.

01:09:13.820 So when she told me that, bro, I was like, yeah, man.

01:09:17.020 In back of my head I was like, I got to end this bro, I got to cut this up because I could

01:09:21.340 only hear my mom screaming like, ah ah, are you mad, a devil worshiper, ah, after all 0.86

01:09:31.980 I've done for you, church every Sunday for 18 years and you want to bring home a devil 1.00

01:09:38.900 I

01:10:08.900 But yeah, no, as soon as I saw seeing her, bro, got COVID, and then tonsillized, I was like, yeah, she put a spell on me.

01:10:16.480 Oh, 100%.

01:10:16.960 Yeah. 0.99

01:10:17.520 She's got a little doll of you that she pokes with. 0.55

01:10:20.480 I'm like, I don't know what I'm about to get next. 1.00

01:10:23.060 Like, shit. 1.00

01:10:23.900 A child. 1.00

01:10:24.480 Whoa.

01:10:25.980 A child.

01:10:27.020 You just thought she was going to tell you she does OnlyFans. 0.95

01:10:29.960 She's only a fan of the devil.

01:10:37.120 Because I roasted my whole life.

01:10:38.580 I came from a whole different country.

01:10:40.480 Kids made fun of me every day.

01:10:41.720 A lot of things I didn't know about myself

01:10:43.300 that I got to America.

01:10:44.200 I had no idea I was dark-skinned

01:10:45.720 until I come to America. 1.00

01:10:46.860 You see, white people, 1.00

01:10:47.960 y'all don't look at, 0.97

01:10:48.620 you don't look at like a tan guy

01:10:50.040 and be like, oh, you know, you're dark 0.98

01:10:51.160 or you're like, black people, 0.99

01:10:52.360 they go in on everything. 0.94

01:10:54.160 I had no clue I was dark-skinned

01:10:55.820 until I got here.

01:10:56.500 I got to America

01:10:57.220 and I met some people

01:10:58.720 and I'm like,

01:10:59.800 he said, you black?

01:11:00.860 I said, of course we are black. 1.00

01:11:01.720 He said, no, you black as shit. 1.00

01:11:04.340 I said, what the fuck you mean? 1.00

01:11:06.120 One guy told me I look like under the bed. 1.00

01:11:08.500 Oh, no.

01:11:10.120 Yo, have you looked under the bed? 0.99

01:11:11.500 It's dark as fuck under the bed. 0.99

01:11:13.620 They told me I look like I have no bright ideas. 0.99

01:11:17.500 They said the difference between me and midnight is 11.59. 0.99

01:11:20.980 Shut up, man. 1.00

01:11:22.420 Shut up. 1.00

01:11:22.600 They said when God said let there be light, I was out of town. 1.00

01:11:28.560 They told me I have to wear white gloves before I eat chocolate 1.00

01:11:32.120 so I don't bite my fucking fingers. 1.00

01:11:34.380 I like this. 1.00

01:11:35.580 They told me every time I take a shit, I think my dick fell off. 1.00

01:11:38.500 somebody told me stevie wonder they told me stevie wonder sees me every day that's dark as 1.00

01:11:46.120 fuck that motherfucker don't see shit that's pretty dark man 1.00

01:11:52.860 for two years of my life recently was the hardest years of my life i gained 40 pounds of weight 1.00

01:12:00.520 i uh i was really honestly if i was not christian i'd probably be suicidal

01:12:05.260 and it was really really bad i never told anybody about it and it was pissing me off because it was

01:12:10.140 the most exciting years of my life i was getting everything i've ever dreamt about money was no

01:12:14.240 longer an issue uh not that it ever was even like i just couldn't understand why i got everything

01:12:20.060 that i've ever prayed for but yet i was so unbelievably depressed and i never let anybody

01:12:26.000 knew because i was always the guy who tried to make people laugh but once i fixed my focus

01:12:30.600 everything changed yeah when i was at five guys i make that reference because i remember i i do

01:12:36.180 evaluate a lot of things and reflect and when i was at five guys it was simpler it was uh me with

01:12:42.000 my friends i'm so sorry uh it was it was it was a it was your touches are very aggressive hard and

01:12:47.600 aggressive i'm so sorry even that little poke if it's like my buddy body shuddered and i don't

01:12:53.820 know if it's your vibe or you know i mean but just don't do it again okay i won't um yeah yeah

01:13:02.420 uh but i i reflected on that and when i figured out what it was it was that i'm holding on to

01:13:11.160 things that i shouldn't be holding on to for example my career uh my finances uh my position

01:13:17.520 in life and when i realized that once you let it go and just really enjoy the moment and the journey

01:13:23.020 of it and not be so scared of, like, where am I

01:13:25.160 going to be in two years from now? What am I going

01:13:27.060 to be doing if this doesn't happen? Because it's not real.

01:13:29.820 The future is not real.

01:13:31.560 I'm stressing about a mirage.

01:13:33.880 And for me to, like, dude,

01:13:35.220 like, I didn't even know I was going to be with my best friends doing

01:13:37.040 a podcast where, and I don't mean this in a

01:13:39.160 cocky way, but, like, dude, this put me on a very

01:13:41.100 strong map, and it made a lot

01:13:43.140 of my avenues blow up. So I'm very

01:13:45.160 blessed, but I didn't know I was going to be here.

01:13:47.980 So, for me...

01:13:49.100 It's like that's...

01:13:50.160 You know?

01:13:53.020 It was just a long monologue.

01:13:54.480 He was just waiting.

01:13:55.320 Let me just say something.

01:13:56.760 I loved what you were saying.

01:13:57.840 It was just very long.

01:13:59.640 That's usually eight.

01:14:01.000 But, you know, I got what you're saying,

01:14:02.560 and you really inspired me, George.

01:14:05.980 Can I say something? 1.00

01:14:07.000 Comedians suck. 1.00

01:14:08.020 No, no, no. 1.00

01:14:08.680 I hate comedians. 0.94

01:14:09.280 No, I want to say something. 0.99

01:14:10.460 Sebastian sucked. 0.99

01:14:11.300 Left me on red. 1.00

01:14:12.660 You suck. 1.00

01:14:13.620 First of all, don't touch me. 1.00

01:14:15.060 Do not touch me.

01:14:16.000 My bad, my bad.

01:14:16.460 Thank you.

01:14:17.100 All right.

01:14:17.500 But, yeah, we just need writers to edit that down.

01:14:23.020 If we had a staff of writers, they'd be like, yeah, we'll cut that, cut that.

01:14:26.220 But essentially, it was a really good model.

01:14:28.080 Usually when I do my comedy, I don't have writers in the room.

01:14:30.800 I actually write my own stuff.

01:14:32.260 Okay, I can tell.

01:14:37.060 Maybe you should get a writer.

01:14:38.100 But my point is. 1.00

01:14:41.400 Oh, fuck, George. 1.00

01:14:43.140 You had it all, buddy. 1.00

01:14:44.640 You had it all. 1.00

01:14:45.520 You took the AK-47 and blew your fucking brains out. 1.00

01:14:48.920 You know what's so funny about this? 1.00

01:14:50.640 I hope so.

01:14:51.100 In my sweet, like, friendly way, I thought I was doing such a good thing by lobbing the

01:14:57.760 ball over there.

01:14:58.480 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:58.760 And I just wish...

01:14:59.580 You know what?

01:15:00.180 I should have caught it.

01:15:01.280 When you lobbied the ball, I should have caught it and then, like, just thrown it back or

01:15:04.340 something.

01:15:05.080 No, but that was very good.

01:15:06.140 It was good.

01:15:06.840 The point is there.

01:15:08.020 Yeah.

01:15:08.440 I want to put one asterisk on the point.

01:15:12.140 I understand at that time, you were stressing about the future, your career, your job, your

01:15:17.180 relationships and everything, and that drove you to a place of unhappiness.

01:15:20.060 Perhaps because you felt dissatisfied with where you were

01:15:23.780 Or, even more likely

01:15:26.300 Unsure of how you were going to get to where you were going to go

01:15:29.360 And while that is a very real stressor

01:15:32.520 And can lead people down a dark path

01:15:35.100 Into a not so fun place

01:15:37.340 That's called pressure, brother

01:15:39.580 And some people aren't built to handle that

01:15:42.260 Others are

01:15:43.280 Oh, you're talking to me?

01:15:44.340 Yeah

01:15:44.500 Oh, no

01:15:45.540 I saw you, I was looking at you

01:15:47.560 I'm like, yo, he's delivering a beautiful message

01:15:49.720 I thought you guys were talking to each other about that.

01:15:53.440 He said something during this podcast, and I'm going to reiterate. 0.99

01:15:56.020 Do you fucking listen? 0.99

01:15:57.520 No. 0.99

01:15:57.660 No, he's under a lot of stress over there.

01:16:00.260 Why?

01:16:00.460 I'm taking George's.

01:16:01.380 Why?

01:16:01.680 Because he was delivering a very heartfelt message,

01:16:03.620 and now he feels like it was ill-received.

01:16:06.820 No, what are you talking about?

01:16:07.640 You delivered a great message.

01:16:08.800 I mean, I said.

01:16:09.880 No, no, no, no, no.

01:16:10.980 Oh, all right.

01:16:12.420 No, no, no, no.

01:16:13.660 I get what's going on.

01:16:14.780 I get what's.

01:16:15.280 Listen, can I say something?

01:16:16.440 Okay.

01:16:17.180 Jordan, I won't.

01:16:18.040 All right, Jordan.

01:16:18.460 It's so sad.

01:16:19.020 What I'm saying is that when you were talking, we were here for that 30 minutes.

01:16:26.540 Right?

01:16:27.600 We were in tune with everything you were saying.

01:16:29.860 It is true.

01:16:30.540 Yes.

01:16:31.160 Right?

01:16:31.800 And what I was going to interject was, there's an old saying, if you have one foot in front of the future, one foot in the past, you're pissing on today.

01:16:40.380 I love that.

01:16:41.000 Ooh, nice.

01:16:41.940 Okay?

01:16:42.580 So that's what I'm saying is that live in the moment.

01:16:44.760 Did somebody else write that?

01:16:45.800 Yeah, I didn't write that.

01:16:46.560 I just said that's an old saying. 1.00

01:16:47.300 You're acting like a fucking asshole 1.00

01:16:49.480 You also don't want this smoke 1.00

01:16:52.760 Stop

01:16:53.200 Just give up

01:16:54.180 Play the sad role

01:16:55.500 Your eyebrows are way too thick

01:16:58.400 And you gotta get that trimmed 1.00

01:17:00.120 You look like a fucking animal 1.00

01:17:01.220 He is clocked out 1.00

01:17:05.680 George has been under a tremendous amount of abuse

01:17:08.580 No, no, stop, George

01:17:10.280 I want you over here with me

01:17:11.180 Chase him down

01:17:13.640 You find him

01:17:15.880 George, no, go get him

01:17:17.520 Go get him

01:17:18.420 I said he walked

01:17:21.600 And that's a first

01:17:22.460 And now we're going to have to deal with the fallout of this episode 0.98

01:17:25.380 For the next two fucking months 0.97

01:17:27.120 I swear to God, Bobby Lee 1.00

01:17:28.780 You fucking pissed off my co-host 0.99

01:17:30.440 He's probably crying in the driveway 1.00

01:17:32.020 You know, the Beatles could have lost Ringo

01:17:35.420 Oh, yeah

01:17:37.400 Oh, man 1.00

01:17:39.580 Shout out to the Miming team 1.00

01:17:40.780 Okay 1.00

01:17:41.820 If Ringo left, it would be like 1.00

01:17:44.780 Let's just, let's shoot fucking Abbey Road, record Abbey Road. 0.98

01:17:47.640 We just shot a new profile picture. 1.00

01:17:49.120 Yeah, I know.

01:17:49.780 I'm saying is is that we need him.

01:17:51.780 That attitude right there was just unprofessional.

01:17:54.720 It was a bit unprofessional.

01:17:55.780 It was unprofessional.

01:17:56.800 It was.

01:17:57.180 Listen, I'm a guest, right?

01:17:59.680 I feel hurt and abandoned.

01:18:01.680 I know.

01:18:02.060 I feel rejected.

01:18:03.140 Me too. 0.99

01:18:03.500 And this was fucked up, bro. 1.00

01:18:06.100 All right. 0.99

01:18:06.580 So if he doesn't come because I got to go now.

01:18:08.660 No, I know.

01:18:09.100 I know.

01:18:09.420 If he doesn't come back here, if he doesn't come back here by the time I'm done.

01:18:13.120 I'm walking to 0.99

01:18:15.500 What the fuck 1.00

01:18:17.360 You get him 1.00

01:18:19.380 You better come back

01:18:21.920 I'm telling you something right now

01:18:24.420 So Mike

01:18:25.180 You're the real talent on this

01:18:27.360 You're telling me buddy 1.00

01:18:28.780 This fucking league 1.00

01:18:30.880 What's his other brother's name 1.00

01:18:33.340 Jacko 1.00

01:18:33.780 You can just cut this shit and do your own thing 1.00

01:18:38.060 Dude you're mad 1.00

01:18:39.860 You're charismatic

01:18:41.080 You're sexy

01:18:42.500 No, let me just lock eyes with me.

01:18:45.340 What?

01:18:46.360 He's coming back?

01:18:47.260 Good.

01:18:48.340 Love your podcast, man.

01:18:49.720 So dope.

01:18:50.020 He was just saying that as long as we stay together, bro, this thing can go to the moon, brother.

01:18:53.920 You guys are at wham.

01:18:55.660 What?

01:18:56.040 He's just saying, like, as long as we stay together, this thing can go to the moon.

01:18:58.080 You guys are like Simon Garfunkel.

01:18:58.820 Oh, you say as long as we stay together, we're going to the moon?

01:19:01.640 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:19:02.160 Well, fuck, that sucks. 1.00

01:19:02.960 You're Paul Simon. 1.00

01:19:03.640 You're Garfunkel.

01:19:04.480 George isn't coming back.

01:19:05.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:19:06.620 He's not?

01:19:07.180 No, I lied.

01:19:08.260 He's not coming back?

01:19:08.960 Uh-uh.

01:19:09.340 Absolutely.

01:19:09.660 Why?

01:19:09.800 Did I really hurt him?

01:19:10.600 Be honest with me.

01:19:11.420 So.

01:19:11.920 Well, it wasn't just you also.

01:19:13.060 I'm going to be honest. 1.00

01:19:13.920 Is he really mad, this fucking guy? 1.00

01:19:15.560 Hey. 1.00

01:19:15.980 Yeah, yeah.

01:19:17.380 I, too, am confused.

01:19:19.120 I'm not.

01:19:19.840 I'll be honest.

01:19:20.440 I'm not.

01:19:20.880 And I'm going to tell the audience,

01:19:22.700 hang on,

01:19:22.980 he took a little abuse on this episode.

01:19:25.140 You know, it was,

01:19:27.020 he got vulnerable.

01:19:28.740 I got too mean.

01:19:30.500 And George and my guys over here,

01:19:32.180 you guys should check me.

01:19:33.420 No, but, no, but.

01:19:34.520 It wasn't.

01:19:35.280 No, he's a comedian.

01:19:36.600 He's a comedian.

01:19:37.180 He's like, we're all just joking. 0.99

01:19:38.500 We're just fucking around. 0.99

01:19:39.460 We're just fucking around. It was all fun and jest. 0.99

01:19:42.060 We got to do something.

01:19:43.020 No, we... 1.00

01:19:44.260 Dude, my dick just got fucking. 1.00

01:19:46.220 We got to do something, bro. 1.00

01:19:47.540 We are going to do something, right?

01:19:49.340 And I could replace George.

01:19:53.220 Is he going back?

01:19:55.020 Oh, he's not coming back.

01:19:55.880 He's not coming back?

01:19:56.360 You can say that.

01:19:56.820 Is he really mad?

01:19:58.640 I thought he was kidding.

01:19:59.380 No, no, I mean, I thought he was kidding.

01:20:00.660 I didn't.

01:20:01.220 I didn't think he was kidding.

01:20:01.880 Oh, we have beef with a guy.

01:20:03.280 I didn't do anything wrong.

01:20:05.320 I know, but you have beef now.

01:20:06.720 I didn't do anything wrong.

01:20:08.140 I know, but regardless, you got beef with him

01:20:10.460 No

01:20:10.700 Oh, he's mad at you guys

01:20:13.220 Not me

01:20:13.700 We're not backing him

01:20:14.280 He definitely can't

01:20:14.940 No, you didn't love 1.00

01:20:15.640 No, fuck you 1.00

01:20:16.520 There's an audience you saw 1.00

01:20:17.980 Don't fucking even try that 0.99

01:20:19.260 No, no, no 0.99

01:20:19.600 I passed him the rock 0.99

01:20:20.680 I stood up for him the whole fucking show 1.00

01:20:22.460 Don't even fucking try that shit 1.00

01:20:23.960 What part was it? 1.00

01:20:25.160 What part was it?

01:20:27.380 He just took a lot of abuse

01:20:28.880 What?

01:20:29.800 Is my

01:20:30.040 It's so

01:20:30.360 Well, it's just

01:20:33.460 I've had a few rough days

01:20:36.060 We've been traveling

01:20:36.960 Wait, has he done that before?

01:20:39.560 He's wanted to.

01:20:41.640 And he gets that sensitive.

01:20:43.280 Yeah.

01:20:43.540 Well, can I keep defending him, please?

01:20:46.140 Because no one's-

01:20:46.680 Try.

01:20:47.040 Okay.

01:20:48.000 That chair is a tough chair.

01:20:52.020 The guests, you-

01:20:53.620 Okay.

01:20:54.340 Your respect for George and also for this show

01:20:58.340 will be analyzed by the audience

01:21:00.460 by your direction facing George on this show.

01:21:03.540 Which I noticed in the beginning.

01:21:04.920 You did a-

01:21:05.920 it is it's very hard i'm not saying no no in the beginning in the beginning bobby about the first

01:21:11.560 half when george was involved he was and you're not you just can't be negated you were inclusive

01:21:18.060 you were left to your right and and based on that metric that you described he was doing great but

01:21:23.220 george kind of turned off got it well no he did the monologue and then you said the monologue is

01:21:29.300 where he went awry right it went awry there and he lost you know i mean and then i think you should

01:21:35.360 of called it out, which I did.

01:21:37.000 No, I think he thinks that even though

01:21:39.020 at the end we made a joke about the length,

01:21:41.160 he thinks we weren't listening and have

01:21:42.880 discredited the entire monologue, which is not

01:21:44.980 the case. Which wasn't true. He's not

01:21:47.100 separated. Live in the moment is what he's trying to say.

01:21:49.400 But I have a feeling, bro,

01:21:51.160 that, you know, we're going to see each other

01:21:53.100 again. Yeah. And we're going to do high and mighty things.

01:21:55.680 There's a good chemistry.

01:21:57.200 You know what? I'll be the fourth guy.

01:21:59.580 Dude, I'm not kidding.

01:22:01.200 I'm not kidding. Sometimes I'll be the fourth guy.

01:22:03.360 I'll come in and listen.

01:22:05.360 Next time I come here, I'm going to bring George a gift.

01:22:08.400 I'm going to make amends, right?

01:22:10.380 I'm going to make it right because that's who I am as a person.

01:22:12.780 All right?

01:22:14.400 I'll see you soon.

01:22:15.520 Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

01:22:16.040 Right?

01:22:16.900 One day.

01:22:18.180 Right?

01:22:18.700 George never.

01:22:19.660 Yeah, ever again. 1.00

01:22:20.960 I'll fuck with him here. 1.00

01:22:22.320 He's never coming into my house. 1.00

01:22:24.280 Because what he did there, right?

01:22:25.800 Yeah, it's so disrespectful.

01:22:27.020 Yeah, yeah.

01:22:27.540 You're the guest.

01:22:28.280 I'm the guest, man.

01:22:29.100 Guys, Bobby Lee Live on Instagram.

01:22:31.040 He's at 922,000

01:22:33.480 Which means

01:22:34.200 He's 78,000 away

01:22:36.460 From hitting a million followers

01:22:37.960 That's a milestone

01:22:38.960 It's a milestone for me

01:22:40.080 You better hope

01:22:40.520 None of those followers

01:22:41.320 Are George fans

01:22:42.200 Because you're going in reverse

01:22:43.980 I know

01:22:44.680 I want to get on my hands and knees

01:22:47.200 I want to say something

01:22:48.800 To George fans

01:22:49.520 Oh god

01:22:50.660 No no no 1.00

01:22:53.160 Fuck George 1.00

01:22:54.340 That'll be bad 1.00

01:22:55.100 That'll be bad

01:22:55.940 I want to do like this

01:22:57.400 Alright

01:22:57.760 Okay

01:22:58.020 Which one

01:22:59.820 Right there

01:23:00.200 Yeah

01:23:01.040 Dear George fans, okay, my name is Bobby Lee, and what I want to say is that I'm a huge

01:23:06.340 fan of George.

01:23:07.500 I love his thick beard.

01:23:09.280 His eyebrows are grisly, but I love it.

01:23:11.340 Yeah.

01:23:11.700 It's like he's from The Revenant.

01:23:13.640 Yeah.

01:23:14.020 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:14.580 Like just wooly, and he could survive a cold place.

01:23:17.860 Cold wind.

01:23:18.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:23:19.960 He is, he looks like one thing, but he's the other.

01:23:23.900 Yeah. 0.97

01:23:24.340 He's Christian, but he's the other, right?

01:23:26.720 But I think he's very talented.

01:23:27.880 He's a sweet guy.

01:23:28.920 He's intelligentia.

01:23:29.880 And he

01:23:31.140 Really?

01:23:31.900 Right?

01:23:32.320 He threw Spanish in there

01:23:33.360 Yeah, threw it in there

01:23:34.280 He's intelligentsia

01:23:35.580 Right?

01:23:36.340 And I am going to make it right with him

01:23:38.180 The next time I'm here

01:23:39.000 And I really will

01:23:40.200 I will pull focus toward him

01:23:41.900 I will make it right 1.00

01:23:43.400 I'll give him a fucking spa package 1.00

01:23:44.880 Or something 1.00

01:23:45.260 Were you trying?

01:23:49.700 Or you just were like

01:23:50.580 You lost it

01:23:51.620 I was not trying to go hard 1.00

01:23:52.900 They were probably fucking making out 0.99

01:23:54.380 While he was driving 0.99

01:23:55.200 You can't

01:23:55.620 No, stop

01:23:56.220 I gotta

01:23:56.660 No, stop 0.98

01:23:57.280 I'm gonna fucking get this out today 0.92

01:23:59.880 This is a private topic, and that's why I'm going to say it here on Impulse. 0.96

01:24:03.320 It's the world's number one podcast, okay? 1.00

01:24:06.620 Your PDA makes me fucking sick. 1.00

01:24:08.040 Oh, God. 1.00

01:24:08.980 Your PDA makes me fucking sick. 1.00

01:24:10.500 And it makes others sick, too. 1.00

01:24:12.080 Listen to me.

01:24:13.060 I have asked others about this.

01:24:16.720 I am okay with some brief cuddles.

01:24:19.800 That's cute.

01:24:21.000 I am okay with a peck, a kiss, an intimate quick moment. 1.00

01:24:25.880 I am even okay with a fucking makeout session. 1.00

01:24:29.220 some spit swapping one session but when you start to infuse the moaning when you infuse that 0.99

01:24:36.140 fucking moaning i oh yeah that's why when i'm nodded the guy who lives with you nodded and 0.99

01:24:41.280 pointed at you when you make out and you do the 0.99

01:24:43.380 homie you're in first of all you're in my house doing it now on my couch i'm sitting there by

01:24:51.660 myself watching tv and i hear

01:24:53.580 And I'm like dog 1.00

01:24:57.620 But you don't want to be the asshole 1.00

01:24:58.940 Hold on 1.00

01:25:00.320 Listen in a roundabout way 1.00

01:25:03.160 That's my fucking house 1.00

01:25:04.640 So I'm going to do whatever the fuck 1.00

01:25:08.320 I want 0.99

01:25:09.360 Oh that's not how it works

01:25:11.160 And you

01:25:13.160 If you can do that

01:25:14.920 But you have to start paying the mortgage 1.00

01:25:16.320 Drink Prime motherfucker 0.99

01:25:20.000 No drink Prime's not paying me 1.00

01:25:22.120 You can't just say drink prime after I say pay me

01:25:24.900 Cause you're not

01:25:25.580 You're not paying me

01:25:27.180 Listen but that's the other thing I wanted to talk about

01:25:28.920 How do you make that noise though

01:25:30.140 No no no no

01:25:31.940 I have to side with him

01:25:33.640 It's like you pretend there isn't 15 people with you in this van bro 0.88

01:25:38.860 It's gross

01:25:39.920 It's gross

01:25:40.860 You don't have to

01:25:44.600 No you're heavy

01:25:45.240 Yeah get off Jeff

01:25:46.060 No I'm telling you dude and the audience is gonna ride with this one

01:25:51.140 Look, you're right

01:25:53.320 Both of you are right, I hear you

01:25:55.040 I hated PDA

01:25:56.900 I hated it 0.82

01:25:58.000 She loves it

01:25:59.800 And unfortunately, this is one of those things where now I'm sucked in

01:26:03.280 Quite literally

01:26:04.180 Anyways, we love

01:26:06.700 We don't want to be sucked in with you, bro

01:26:08.400 It's not about you or

01:26:11.360 It's not about you or her

01:26:13.460 Does she have a name at this point?

01:26:15.440 It's not about you

01:26:16.360 It's about the other people in the room

01:26:18.660 Who are just enjoying their day-to-day life

01:26:20.540 and don't want to watch an active pornography in the making. 0.97

01:26:23.220 Like, I'm not trying to jerk off right now. 0.88

01:26:24.900 I want to eat my salad. 0.98

01:26:25.920 Bro, bro, and imagine you have a girl with you,

01:26:28.060 and then you're like, am I not doing enough with her?

01:26:30.420 That's what happened to me in my life.

01:26:33.200 Wait, what?

01:26:35.000 Baby, why don't you do that with me?

01:26:36.680 Why don't you do that with me? 1.00

01:26:38.060 Why fuck you in public? 1.00

01:26:39.940 What the fuck? 1.00

01:26:41.420 Because I'm a human. 1.00

01:26:42.760 I'm not a fucking penetrator. 1.00

01:26:45.140 Shut up. 1.00

01:26:46.340 Stop fucking. 1.00

01:26:48.620 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:26:49.440 That's so fucking funny. 0.97

01:26:50.360 there's just so much truth to this 0.98

01:26:54.360 she's sitting there

01:26:56.140 she's like why don't you do that with me

01:26:57.380 don't you love me

01:26:58.240 we're at Bucadabepo 1.00

01:26:59.640 shut the fuck up 1.00

01:27:01.620 I'm eating pasta 1.00

01:27:02.620 shut up 1.00

01:27:04.800 why are they fucking at Bucadabepo 1.00

01:27:07.940 and he's such a person of like 0.99

01:27:13.920 what does he always say

01:27:15.260 know the room

01:27:16.760 read the room

01:27:17.620 read the room

01:27:18.780 you read the room

01:27:19.860 Someone here is even 18 1.00

01:27:21.780 You're fucking 1.00

01:27:22.420 Stop fucking 1.00

01:27:23.840 Can you get me my drink? 1.00

01:27:28.860 We got goods

01:27:29.400 What drink you need?

01:27:30.460 I just need my drink

01:27:31.260 You want some prime hydration? 1.00

01:27:32.600 I got my own shit 1.00

01:27:33.680 Motherfucker 1.00

01:27:35.820 Motherfucker 1.00

01:27:37.340 Slime 1.00

01:27:38.420 I'm on that shit 1.00

01:27:39.960 I got slime bro 1.00

01:27:42.340 Damn 0.98

01:27:43.720 It's my own drink 0.99

01:27:44.780 And we are putting these in stores

01:27:46.440 Everywhere in the next two to three months

01:27:48.440 We're taking over

01:27:49.500 Everywhere

01:27:50.140 I'm talking about

01:27:51.000 Literally

01:27:51.640 Walmart

01:27:52.560 To any kind of

01:27:53.740 Family owned grocery store 0.99

01:27:55.780 This is my shit right here 1.00

01:27:56.880 It's a bigger 1.00

01:27:57.380 It's bigger too 1.00

01:27:58.480 What the fuck 1.00

01:27:58.860 It's bigger 1.00

01:27:59.500 Not only is it bigger

01:28:00.520 It's double the size

01:28:01.340 It's not only bigger

01:28:03.480 But it's double the size 1.00

01:28:04.720 This motherfucker 1.00

01:28:05.580 Try it out 1.00

01:28:07.100 Just try a little 1.00

01:28:07.600 This is my new shit 1.00

01:28:08.440 What does it say on the label? 1.00

01:28:12.080 3,000 calories

01:28:13.620 Oliver

01:28:14.240 Oliver

01:28:15.560 These look similar

01:28:17.120 Bro we're not gonna have a problem 1.00

01:28:18.840 My shit is 10 times better. 0.99

01:28:20.580 Hey, and if you want to, there is room for anybody in this room here to get in on the 1.00

01:28:25.340 ground floor.

01:28:26.060 If you guys want to be investors, there's opportunity.

01:28:28.820 I know that he didn't hook you up with-

01:28:30.600 What?

01:28:30.820 Is that if you ever sell the company and you get a mega yacht. 0.99

01:28:35.140 Bro, I'm telling you right now, I know he gypped you out of the prime shit. 0.99

01:28:38.400 I got you with slime. 0.99

01:28:39.920 You want to try it?

01:28:40.640 Try it out. 0.99

01:28:41.040 It's fucking crazy. 0.99

01:28:42.120 So this is my new flavor. 0.99

01:28:43.060 This is blue goo and do goo. 1.00

01:28:44.440 And this is some shit. 0.99

01:28:45.700 Like literally, just what does it taste like? 0.99

01:28:47.600 Can I read your backstory?

01:28:48.840 yeah yeah of course slime was founded on just two principles live good feel good when you drink a

01:28:52.920 bottle of slime you can feel the energy coursing through not just your body but your soul as well 0.96

01:28:58.060 you wrote a fucking description of course every good drink has a description how much time you 0.99

01:29:02.840 spend on this label bro bro i have to tell you man this is something that's been in the works 1.00

01:29:06.600 for you we're a family-owned company this is obsessed with living life to the fullest every

01:29:10.580 day we wake up slam a bottle of slime and then we live life to the fullest read the nutritional 0.99

01:29:16.400 This shit is a family-run company. 0.98

01:29:18.020 I started this with my parents and my homies. 1.00

01:29:21.960 Calories, 3,000.

01:29:23.840 Total fat, 44 grams.

01:29:26.580 Saturated fat, 20 grams.

01:29:29.000 2,300 milligrams of sodium.

01:29:30.420 We're still working out the calorie count. 0.98

01:29:32.140 I'm trying to get this shit down because that's per serving, 0.98

01:29:34.020 and there's actually 2.5 servings per bottle. 0.99

01:29:37.480 It's two days worth of calories. 1.00

01:29:40.900 Don't drop this shit on the ground, bro. 1.00

01:29:42.840 This shit is going to change the world. 1.00

01:29:44.200 Slime. 1.00

01:29:45.220 Everybody's drinking this shit. 1.00

01:29:46.400 And I'll tell you right now, it tastes a hell of a lot better than this prime bullshit. 1.00

01:29:52.760 He brought two props. 0.99

01:29:54.420 This guy's good.

01:29:55.780 No, three.

01:29:57.400 Do you see the big scooter?

01:29:58.580 I literally drink these everywhere.

01:29:59.800 If you see me out on the street, I'm drinking slime. 1.00

01:30:02.300 Hey, what do you think she's doing? 1.00

01:30:04.040 What the fuck? 1.00

01:30:04.820 What do you think she's doing? 1.00

01:30:05.900 Are we about to watch an influencer in the wild? 1.00

01:30:07.880 Are we about to watch a fucking influencer in the wild? 1.00

01:30:10.240 She's about to. 1.00

01:30:11.000 That is a phone stand.

01:30:12.060 Oh, my God.

01:30:12.460 This is going to be so good.

01:30:13.520 Oh, my God.

01:30:14.240 This is going to be so good.

01:30:14.980 No, let's just, let's just, let's just announce it as a, as a invite her on.

01:30:18.320 Should we go out?

01:30:19.240 Bro, you should invite her on. 0.99

01:30:20.480 Just invite her on. 1.00

01:30:21.420 Invite her on, dude.

01:30:22.300 Be like, hi, we would like to have you on Impulsive.

01:30:26.360 Hey.

01:30:27.480 Sorry, I can't.

01:30:28.700 No, you can.

01:30:29.700 We're, we're doing a podcast right now.

01:30:32.020 Do you want, do you want to come on?

01:30:33.660 Yeah.

01:30:34.180 You want to come on the pod?

01:30:35.900 Yeah.

01:30:36.280 It's good.

01:30:36.780 It's good.

01:30:37.060 It's good.

01:30:37.120 It's fun.

01:30:37.480 Yeah.

01:30:37.640 Yeah.

01:30:38.120 We got, we got Oliver Tree on the show.

01:30:40.220 Do we have a cup?

01:30:40.860 Maybe she can try some. 1.00

01:30:42.160 Get the fuck off. 1.00

01:30:43.340 This is my own drink. We always drink it. 1.00

01:30:45.340 Get out of here.

01:30:47.480 Can you do a taste test between 0.79

01:30:49.600 this drink? Can we get her a cup? Can we get two 1.00

01:30:51.560 cups? This is alcoholic? No, no.

01:30:53.560 We have competing beverage

01:30:55.400 companies. Mine's called Prime and

01:30:57.300 this is called Slime.

01:30:59.140 And this is double the size.

01:31:01.460 Can you just tell us which one tastes better?

01:31:03.960 Okay.

01:31:05.100 And no, we need it to be a blind taste test.

01:31:08.580 That needs to be a blind taste test. 0.58

01:31:09.640 Cover your eyes. 1.00

01:31:11.240 Obviously, she's going to pick you, dude. 0.97

01:31:12.740 She doesn't even know me

01:31:13.860 I know but I'm saying you're the strong guy

01:31:16.840 Boxer

01:31:17.520 They teach you in school never to take drinks

01:31:19.800 Cover your eyes when strangers bring you in

01:31:22.280 She's on a set of a production

01:31:24.520 Now mix them up

01:31:26.940 Just in case you peek through

01:31:27.920 Mix them around a few times

01:31:31.000 He doesn't even know which one's which

01:31:32.360 I do know there's an identifier

01:31:34.220 Why don't you give it to her

01:31:36.920 I don't know which one's which

01:31:38.480 You can

01:31:41.380 You can open your eyes

01:31:42.960 Wait wait wait

01:31:44.220 Drink this one first

01:31:44.940 I mean it doesn't matter

01:31:46.240 Just make sure you

01:31:47.860 Oh my god

01:31:48.840 Take a good sip of each

01:31:49.700 Do we have some ginger

01:31:50.180 To cleanse the palate 1.00

01:31:50.720 I know she gotta clear her palate 1.00

01:31:51.720 She was her vibrate 1.00

01:31:52.740 Okay

01:31:53.280 Be painful

01:32:00.160 Good

01:32:01.200 Very good

01:32:03.540 Here's some water

01:32:05.800 For your next one

01:32:06.360 Before you

01:32:06.980 Yeah

01:32:07.340 So this is

01:32:09.180 No no no

01:32:09.860 Don't say it

01:32:10.600 We're not gonna say

01:32:11.000 But just be aware

01:32:11.960 How does the water taste

01:32:14.900 Compared to that 1.00

01:32:15.460 She tasted the water 1.00

01:32:17.000 That one's better 0.96

01:32:22.960 Oh come on

01:32:24.600 That's prime baby

01:32:25.360 That's prime for you baby

01:32:26.960 That's prime for you baby

01:32:29.280 I'm confident in the product

01:32:31.500 That is the most organic

01:32:33.580 He's walking

01:32:34.280 He's walking 0.68

01:32:35.680 Ladies and gentlemen

01:32:38.300 Thank you

01:32:40.620 Oh, he's leaving on a motorcycle. 0.99

01:32:42.620 What the fuck? 1.00

01:32:44.880 Holy shit. 1.00

01:32:46.960 Why is that perfect? 1.00

01:32:48.760 Do a flick.

01:32:49.760 Logan, why is that perfect?

01:32:51.280 Look at him. 1.00

01:32:52.240 Yo, what the fuck? 1.00

01:32:53.040 Look at him right now. 1.00

01:32:54.360 Oh, wait.

01:32:54.700 His dad just got here.

01:32:55.880 Oh, George is dead.

01:32:57.340 Replace George with better George.

01:32:59.800 Bring him on.

01:33:00.200 Bring him in.

01:33:00.820 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:33:01.920 Put him in.

01:33:02.320 Bring him in. 0.68

01:33:02.740 Bring him in.

01:33:03.980 He's not trained for the media.

01:33:05.380 No, he's good.

01:33:05.920 He's fine.

01:33:06.540 We'll cut it.

01:33:07.160 We'll cut it.

01:33:07.680 It's his birthday.

01:33:08.560 No, we'll cut it.

01:33:09.840 Happy birthday.

01:33:10.240 Do we have a cowboy hat here somewhere?

01:33:14.240 Oh my God. 0.99

01:33:15.240 I can't fucking. 0.99

01:33:16.240 Oh my God. 0.99

01:33:17.240 This is incredible.

01:33:18.240 Did I look like Logan?

01:33:19.240 Yeah.

01:33:20.240 I love you, son.

01:33:21.240 Wow. 0.97

01:33:22.240 This is absolutely fucking incredible. 0.99

01:33:24.240 What's going on? 0.99

01:33:25.240 Dude, the resemblance is uncanny.

01:33:26.240 Uncanny.

01:33:27.240 Does that look good? 0.58

01:33:28.240 Yeah.

01:33:29.240 You look like a star, dude.

01:33:31.240 Alright.

01:33:32.240 What's going on?

01:33:33.240 We got a cowboy hat for him or something?

01:33:35.240 What's going on?

01:33:36.240 I don't know what happened.

01:33:37.240 Mr. George, are you thirsty?

01:33:39.240 Yes, please.

01:33:40.240 Sir, you need to wash down some goatee grow with my drink.

01:33:43.340 This is slime.

01:33:44.520 You want to try some?

01:33:45.360 Hey, hey, Big George.

01:33:46.400 Anyone of these?

01:33:47.140 You think he copied my brand?

01:33:50.300 Definitely not.

01:33:50.860 This came first.

01:33:51.440 No, right?

01:33:51.880 They don't look anything alike, do they?

01:33:53.600 No, it's not.

01:33:54.860 Do you want to do a taste test?

01:33:55.880 Yes, yeah, do a taste test.

01:33:57.020 You got to do a blind taste test.

01:33:58.100 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:59.220 Pour them up, pour them up.

01:34:00.060 This is the real way to tell because it's two out of three.

01:34:07.660 We just want your honest opinion.

01:34:09.140 We just want you to just let us know

01:34:11.460 Whose drink is better

01:34:12.800 You're not going to know who's whose

01:34:14.000 But we just want to know

01:34:16.680 What flavor is the sweetest

01:34:19.400 Most incredible taste upon your tongue

01:34:21.440 Are you prepared to do that?

01:34:26.360 We just need an answer

01:34:27.520 We need consent, of course

01:34:28.660 We can't pour it in your mouth

01:34:29.580 Is that a yes?

01:34:30.320 You go over your eyes

01:34:33.000 We'll go one at a time

01:34:37.160 you don't need to react in any

01:34:45.680 yeah yeah just and then this is the second drink

01:34:48.000 just say yeah this is drink number two

01:34:49.760 let's call it wait does it need water to cleanse

01:34:51.720 the palate yeah yeah a little water

01:34:53.460 oh there goes brand new one

01:34:55.840 all right

01:34:59.480 I'm like, this is crazy

01:35:07.580 This is crazy

01:35:08.080 It's like tense, right?

01:35:08.960 I'm getting chills

01:35:09.480 And out of these two drinks

01:35:16.760 Which one would you buy?

01:35:19.480 Drink number one or drink number two?

01:35:25.140 Number two 1.00

01:35:25.900 Fuck! 1.00

01:35:27.240 I'm fucking done 1.00

01:35:28.380 maybe what are you gonna do that's two and i's walking he's walking what are you gonna do 0.98

01:35:33.260 you made him walk oh he actually is going all the way to the door oh 0.97

01:35:37.260 Oh, shit, Ashley's down. 0.99

01:35:52.320 Caleb's going to the bus. 1.00

01:35:55.020 Oh, my God.

01:35:58.660 You're paying all of the people, everybody. 1.00

01:36:00.540 You're paying all of the people, and you're a fucking Oscar. 1.00

01:36:03.200 Look at you, you know the fucking truth. 1.00

01:36:04.780 You fucking. 1.00

01:36:07.260 Lisa, tell them about our new show. 1.00

01:36:12.400 We have a new podcast.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 27, 2022

E358 IMPAULSIVE'S TOP 22 MOMENTS OF 2022

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