Impaulsive with Logan Paul - FAZE RUG TALKS COCAINE, TFUE, AND FIGHTING A YOUTUBER - IMPAULSIVE EP. 29

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00:02:22.140 i'm already hot the lights are hot the headphones are hot we're off to a great start man no because

00:02:30.420 you know what fuck that welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world thank you guys

00:02:36.960 for listening watching viewing whatever it is if you're not subscribed hit that fucking subscribe

00:02:40.780 button before i have to do something about it really what are you gonna do yeah what are you

00:02:44.640 gonna do what are you gonna do you couldn't even do it to ksi what are you gonna do to that oh i

00:02:48.680 I was not going to go there.

00:02:50.440 I went there because I don't care.

00:02:53.240 I hate you.

00:02:54.480 Something we are going to start doing less of is caring, though.

00:02:58.260 In what way?

00:02:58.980 I care a lot, but at the same time, the amount of fucks I have to give is slowly depleted.

00:03:05.680 Maybe about certain things.

00:03:07.120 Maybe about certain things.

00:03:08.760 About certain things.

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00:03:10.660 I love people and compassion and stuff.

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00:03:15.260 Never been.

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00:03:17.800 women like what about jeff bezos from amazon you ever play the game amazon trail we're getting

00:03:26.580 way off topic just hit that subscribe button thank you guys you know we love you we love

00:03:31.620 this podcast uh we have we have a great guest today it's been a a minute um since i've seen

00:03:36.680 him and we've always talked about doing something but this is our this is our first time doing

00:03:40.240 something right so okay finally we're doing something um i want to introduce him guys he's

00:03:44.160 a professional gamer he's a prankster he's got over 11 million subscribers on youtube he has a

00:03:50.040 pet narwhal actually and he's named after an inanimate object ladies and gentlemen it's fae's

00:03:55.920 rug oh shit yo good to see you we got him ladies and gentlemen we got him we got him yo thank you

00:04:06.280 for having me how's the levels the height everything i think i'm pretty short but here

00:04:11.520 you go how is the narwhal the narwhal yeah the horned uh aqua mammal that you have joke

00:04:18.300 i thought he really had it dude no that's illegal in the united states yeah i'm pretty sure do you

00:04:25.320 know what a narwhal is it's uh it's like a very exotic animal correct yeah yeah i would say yeah

00:04:31.020 but do you know what it looks like no it sounds ugly brother let me tell you about a giant whale

00:04:35.780 with a fucking horn like a unicorn no when i first heard about narwhals and then when i saw them i

00:04:41.440 was like what this is actually real yeah you're about to be mind blown dude i can't believe you've

00:04:45.900 never seen a narwhal i also can't believe this is how we're opening the show this is great

00:04:48.720 i love narwhals look at this fucking animal bro looks like somebody stuck a metal toothpick into

00:04:54.960 a cement cone what where do you find these things at some sort of arctic circle yeah

00:05:01.960 i can't believe that exists me either dude that's incredible that's the right near the edge of the

00:05:07.500 earth by the way i can't believe you exist bro i can't believe you're here hey on the set of

00:05:12.260 impulsive dude thank you for having me this is my first ever podcast too and it being impulsive is

00:05:17.500 such an honor so hey thank you guys for having me of course thank you for coming on we got a lot of

00:05:22.780 requests for you dude dude yeah i saw it in the comment sections too like phase rug phase rug

00:05:27.360 people love you dude let's go why is that why is that what i mean we know why but why do you think

00:05:33.120 I think I'm just like a nice guy you know like I think people just love me they say I have like

00:05:38.680 a lovable personality and you really do I show it on my videos so did I tell you that when we were

00:05:45.320 uh at that one party 10 mil party that was my part that was your that was my 10 million

00:05:50.400 subscriber party that's a good one dude it was fun uh you came up to me and the first thing you

00:05:55.860 told me was hey dude what's up uh why have you never been in drama and I'm like wait what like

00:06:02.460 is true do you remember you because you're like a clean good for you yeah yeah yeah so drama doesn't

00:06:08.280 even phase you wow wow we like that we like that um but yeah dude you do have a very very likable

00:06:17.980 personality and obviously it shows because you've been blowing up um especially recently yeah what's

00:06:23.160 your content output right now how often you produce and stuff so um it used to be daily vlogging

00:06:28.560 uh for like two years and then now it's cut down to like two or three times a week because i want

00:06:33.720 to focus more on quality rather than quantity yeah and i think that's like the most important

00:06:38.160 thing so uh now it's like maybe two or three videos a week bro and your shit is quality and

00:06:43.940 i know that thank you because you just bought a fucking dude the urus oh my god that's how you

00:06:49.160 pronounce it the okay there's different ways like urus and then i guess for us we could say urus

00:06:54.620 that's what i say but people at lambo got mad at me they're like it's udis i was like udis

00:06:58.860 udis do you know how to pronounce the i'm not gonna say it but the h h u r a c a n that one

00:07:04.420 is it or the country yes no it's not yes it is what yes it is got a first try it's not the

00:07:09.740 lamborghini huracan i say huracan because it's spelled like that it makes yeah what when we went

00:07:14.480 to italy they said it's the urican they're so precise that's beautiful hey yeah it sounds

00:07:19.700 beautiful yeah this is odys dude i'm so jealous bro it's so nice i love i actually ordered it

00:07:25.180 a year ago yeah yeah and it just came in so yeah man i'm pretty hyped on that fast have you gone

00:07:31.760 in this car i went it's got to be the first question listen uh i tested it out but it's

00:07:36.720 bad to like go fast without putting miles on a car i did hear that but i still did go fast i

00:07:42.180 wanted to try it but just like 120 you know nothing too crazy i mean that's still pretty

00:07:47.360 When did you get the car?

00:07:49.880 Five days ago

00:07:52.360 Four days ago. How much was this car bro?

00:07:55.920 Honestly, I want you to take a guess. I want you guys to all guess. I feel like I'm

00:08:00.840 $362,000. That's a that's a that's a three. Yeah, I was gonna say 350. That's a 350. What you guys are overpricing that damn

00:08:08.400 I'm a bitch bro. Is it 250? 250. Oh, let's get one. 250. I expected it to be more too, but it's so cool

00:08:15.560 I saw a yellow one the other day, and they just gleamed, dude.

00:08:19.400 It's so nice.

00:08:19.860 So mean on the road, too.

00:08:21.260 I see you got some big dogs looking at and liking your posts, too.

00:08:24.180 Look at that down there.

00:08:25.540 Oh, hey.

00:08:27.620 Liked by Hey Big Mike.

00:08:28.580 Man, they watch it.

00:08:29.440 Shout out to Mike, man.

00:08:30.760 Hey Big Mike.

00:08:31.260 Look, even the comment above it.

00:08:32.780 Where's Mike?

00:08:33.500 Here I am.

00:08:34.900 Here I am.

00:08:35.920 Wait, what?

00:08:36.700 Here I am.

00:08:37.280 Why does it say that?

00:08:38.060 Mike's popping.

00:08:38.860 Mike actually is like, that's actually a frequently asked question on my channel.

00:08:43.980 Where's Mike?

00:08:44.560 Where's Mike?

00:08:45.080 who is he mike is this homeless man that i've actually helped in the past and like i used to

00:08:51.320 like film it all the time but like you know you know like those controversial subjects of good

00:08:56.580 deeds and putting them on camera so like you know i used to do that and then like a lot of people

00:09:01.160 got mad so i stopped like filming but like i still like i have a connection with this man named mike

00:09:05.660 i like did a video transforming his life and uh i used to like upload videos with him and then i

00:09:11.640 stopped doing it because people would get mad that's so he was a homeless guy yeah he's a

00:09:16.720 homeless and it wasn't this mike no no no that's that that rubs me the wrong way yeah honestly

00:09:22.640 like of course my intentions aren't like in a bad way to film it like i want to use my platform to

00:09:29.160 spread the good like let people know that you could you could do good in the world you know

00:09:34.480 i believe you when you say that yeah but there's other people oh trust me i've seen like videos on

00:09:39.400 twitter of like people doing good deeds and you could easily tell off the bat that it's not genuine

00:09:43.520 question easily even when even when they're manipulative or like doing it for superficial

00:09:49.200 reasons yeah i was always cool with it here's why it's better than what they could be posting

00:09:55.340 like you're out there posting about doing good deeds exactly and some and and the first thought

00:09:59.800 of people on the internet is or some people on the internet is oh my god like you're only doing

00:10:04.160 that to like show yourself doing good yeah how about you do this instead of making that comment

00:10:08.400 Shut the fuck up

00:10:09.880 Shut your fucking mouth

00:10:12.460 And go do a good deed of your own

00:10:14.260 And then film it and I'll like it and comment on it

00:10:16.340 And then they'll have liked by HeyBigMike

00:10:18.180 Do a good deed right now

00:10:20.360 Post it, tag me, I'll like it

00:10:22.640 And comment

00:10:23.220 Me too

00:10:24.220 I'll do it too

00:10:27.100 There you go, that's four big ass legs

00:10:31.140 It's interesting bro

00:10:32.560 It's a bit of a tumultuous time

00:10:35.940 A lot of things are like

00:10:38.060 in turmoil right now have you but you've managed to stay clean yeah yeah have you ever gotten in

00:10:44.240 any uh controversy yeah well not controversy but i guess you could say like drama a long time ago

00:10:50.100 like two and a half three years ago it was like probably the dumbest thing ever and it was my

00:10:54.680 brother that's the thing and like like you know i mean you had beef with jake before yeah that

00:11:00.460 motherfucker jake yeah but like in the end like he's your brother he's my brother i love him to

00:11:05.760 Jake is your brother.

00:11:07.760 Jake is my brother, Brandon.

00:11:09.240 My brother.

00:11:09.860 This is incredible.

00:11:10.540 We're all brothers here.

00:11:11.520 There's an issue in the hospital that we should get to.

00:11:15.300 Son of a bitch.

00:11:15.620 I knew we looked alike, dude.

00:11:17.920 Damn.

00:11:18.440 Yeah, but okay.

00:11:19.080 You settled it with you.

00:11:20.200 We settled it, and it was just something that should have been off of YouTube.

00:11:24.160 What was it?

00:11:24.660 It was.

00:11:25.460 I kind of don't want to get into it.

00:11:26.380 You don't want to talk about it?

00:11:26.700 It was pretty dumb, but in the end, we're all good now, and that's all that matters.

00:11:30.900 In the end, you got a Lamborghini.

00:11:32.400 Yes.

00:11:33.040 Oodacan.

00:11:33.860 Oodacan.

00:11:34.180 Has anyone told you you look like that pirate kid?

00:11:37.600 Rico from Hannah Montana.

00:11:39.560 Oh, my God.

00:11:40.020 I have so many stories about that.

00:11:41.680 This kid.

00:11:41.920 Wait, hold up.

00:11:42.960 This kid, Rico.

00:11:44.240 Please don't bring up the pirate picture, though.

00:11:46.520 I look like him there, at least when I was a kid.

00:11:49.840 Have you ever grown your hair out?

00:11:51.320 Yeah.

00:11:51.800 If you go on my Instagram, like, three pictures back.

00:11:53.880 Oh, wait.

00:11:54.400 Yeah.

00:11:55.120 It's right here.

00:11:57.900 There you go.

00:11:58.640 Not that one.

00:11:58.900 Not that one.

00:11:59.440 The next one.

00:12:00.200 But I like this one.

00:12:00.740 you're just looking looking like a young stud hey thank you go go to the other one though there's

00:12:07.360 one this one oh can you pull up the picture of of rico put him right next to oh dude i'm telling

00:12:12.740 you that's dang you you really sent it huh like my teachers in middle school wouldn't call me brian

00:12:19.080 they would call me rico that's bullying that's bullying so oh yeah and also racist kind of you

00:12:24.580 think so i i mean i would i don't know i don't know maybe not the races i feel like that's a

00:12:30.340 reach that's a little but we're in a society where you could just yeah i mean i didn't really care

00:12:35.200 because like i i loved hannah montana yeah and i used to watch it all the time so i'm like i took

00:12:39.900 it as a compliment like hey i look like rico from hannah montana that's lit yo this girl that i've

00:12:43.940 been like hanging out with told oh who's that what's her name what's her name why'd you pause

00:12:49.740 why are you calling her this girl i mean we use names here face rug logan mike brian brian no i

00:12:57.080 Or is it Rico?

00:12:57.880 No, Brian's his YouTube man.

00:12:59.240 Hold up.

00:12:59.620 Wait, I made a mistake.

00:13:00.600 I'm going to stay on topic.

00:13:02.240 Come on.

00:13:03.040 I just fucked up.

00:13:04.060 But yo, the reason I call him the pirate kid, you saw this kid recently, yeah?

00:13:06.820 Look at this.

00:13:07.520 Look at this.

00:13:08.220 I saw your tweet.

00:13:09.940 What's going on here?

00:13:11.100 Dude, I don't know.

00:13:12.920 Is that current?

00:13:14.180 Like, is that recent of him?

00:13:16.080 Yeah, I mean, I think so.

00:13:17.220 I mean, damn, he just really went for it.

00:13:19.080 Are we still doing a comparison or no?

00:13:20.600 No.

00:13:20.940 Okay.

00:13:21.400 Is he okay, that guy?

00:13:23.020 I don't know.

00:13:23.920 I want to say he's thriving.

00:13:25.720 He looks great.

00:13:26.840 Because I want to make a joke, but I...

00:13:29.780 Yeah, he also looks slightly concerned.

00:13:33.880 I originally thought that was Mike, the homeless guy, dude.

00:13:36.820 No.

00:13:39.520 I don't know, man.

00:13:40.560 No, but he's great.

00:13:41.280 I'm sure he's getting it, dude.

00:13:43.980 I stumbled upon his Instagram.

00:13:46.200 He's cool with a lot of big people like Kylie, Kendall.

00:13:49.680 He's got the UDIS?

00:13:50.680 No.

00:13:51.900 Can you guys update me on what's going on with that?

00:13:55.020 What?

00:13:55.420 Who?

00:13:55.840 The pirate man?

00:13:56.380 is this a thing that's rico that's rico from hannah montana oh okay wait did you not know that no

00:14:04.200 i thought you were just saying this is a random pirate pirate man we've got it we've got a

00:14:09.880 technical difficulty here sorry i'm we'll be back in five the number one four three two one

00:14:17.120 and we're back so embarrassed okay we'll be back again in five four

00:14:24.920 yo so wait you were you were a professional gamer you still are not anymore i used to you used to be

00:14:34.660 that's how i actually got into phase clan was straight through gaming which is crazy in 2012

00:14:40.440 yo gaming is blowing the huge gaming is like at an all-time high right now and it's only gonna

00:14:45.960 get bigger are you retired i guess you could say i'm retired i still play for fun but i don't do

00:14:51.000 professionally would you ever hang your old jersey in the rafters at the phase 100 i have a bunch of

00:14:57.300 old jerseys of mine how did you get good at gaming is such a a hard thing to get good at dude since

00:15:02.760 i was a kid i loved video games as a lot of other kids did and i just got into call of duty and back

00:15:08.160 then how i got into phase clan does anyone know what a trick shot is hell yeah yeah trick shotting

00:15:12.740 like a 360 no scope stuff like that and that's what phase was at first quick scope yeah temper

00:15:18.740 all that and uh yeah i used to just be a good trick shotter and in 2012 they picked me up

00:15:24.120 and they find you though i don't i don't get how they find people bro like uh like um that dude

00:15:30.140 tfue he uh oh my gosh how did they find this guy now he's one of the one of the biggest on twitch

00:15:35.600 yeah literally yeah and one of the best fortnite players in the world he's so fucking he's so good

00:15:40.500 i feel like he could get like any girl bro oh 100 yeah he's nice with it yo he's sick because

00:15:46.140 he's like he's got swag that's what i'm saying like i feel like once he locks down on chicks

00:15:50.260 oh it's over she ain't going anywhere bro that's yeah what what are you doing right now huh

00:15:56.160 yeah yeah yeah is that why you play fortnite so much yes yeah fortnite for me

00:16:06.340 hey you used to stream do you still stream um no no i don't why yeah what happened there's

00:16:15.480 there's like a big reason i can't say it right now okay but uh it's for legal reasons okay yeah

00:16:22.960 but like get into it but it's it's stemmed from me just not enjoying video games like i thought i

00:16:28.760 would and streaming by the way shouts to all the streamers that shit is uh exhausting it's draining

00:16:34.420 it's hard like i never really got into streaming because like it's just way too hard like you have

00:16:39.800 to dedicate your whole day almost your whole life oh and i want to go do shit like yeah typically

00:16:44.700 this month has been slow because of my

00:16:46.540 I got my tonsils out oh yeah

00:16:48.040 but yeah streaming's

00:16:50.660 tough dude yeah the big thing right

00:16:52.740 now though

00:16:53.380 esports oh my god

00:16:55.980 that's what we just said no no you said

00:16:58.580 streaming esports

00:17:00.020 no esports like true competitions

00:17:02.460 like going to a physical event

00:17:04.140 yeah yeah yeah so like we

00:17:06.100 you keep stepping on my fucking wire

00:17:08.560 yo do something about it

00:17:10.340 throw down

00:17:11.240 look at him

00:17:13.580 do something about it do it do something about it i don't want that smoke dude later uh i thought

00:17:21.120 that was gonna go down first fight on impulsive we have yet to have that would have been good

00:17:24.900 with me as a guest you know why don't you step up my court actually it can't be me

00:17:30.480 yeah yeah i don't think i can hear esport physical events call of duty world league

00:17:37.580 cdl cwl right i believe so whatever whatever they're still figuring all this out but these

00:17:44.600 guys are getting mega money oh my god from brands right it's insane like millions millions okay

00:17:50.600 hold up a second i'm gonna put a blanket statement out there and i could receive some flack for this

00:17:57.160 but again my level of fucks is just slowly depleting i'm running out of them a lot of

00:18:02.180 gamers, like, when you take the game

00:18:04.260 away from them, kind of like

00:18:06.180 boring. They're just kind of like

00:18:08.120 And that's

00:18:10.240 already a gamer calling them. Like, did you fucking

00:18:12.280 really say that? Mom, I'm gonna have to

00:18:14.200 call you back. I'm on a

00:18:15.440 impulsive. It's the number one podcast

00:18:18.020 in the world. Hey, Pam. Pam. Sorry, Pam. Pam, what do you think

00:18:20.220 about esports? What do you think about esports,

00:18:22.240 mom? Like, gaming. I don't like esports.

00:18:24.000 What? Why not? Esports

00:18:26.120 is great. Can I say hi to Pam?

00:18:28.260 Yeah, yeah. Hey, Pam.

00:18:30.120 Hi. How are you? How are you? Good.

00:18:32.040 good he's our guest today his name is brian we think it could be rico or rug or rug a carpet

00:18:39.360 i'll talk to you later ma bye yeah she's so sweet i don't know so i don't know how i was her son

00:18:47.560 am her son it was no because she's so sweet and i'm just a dickhead she's sweetie it's crazy no

00:18:53.720 wait you can be a sweetheart sometimes at times yeah but yo a lot of gamers you take the game

00:18:59.640 away from them and they're just like kind of like boring like a little like nerdy like whatever

00:19:03.120 but you and a lot of the face clan people are cool as fuck yeah bro so i mean how are y'all just

00:19:12.320 a gang of dope dudes even when you're not playing video games so i don't know like so um back in

00:19:19.060 like 2012 2013 we were strictly just gaming like we get in xbox live parties trick shot like chill

00:19:24.580 and stuff and then like we used to go to gaming events and that's when we first like met up and

00:19:28.220 like right away we all clicked because like face clan is like a family like we're literally all

00:19:32.340 so close are you in the face house no i actually live in san diego oh that's right no yeah yeah i

00:19:38.440 think you said like uh we're gonna talk about like hollywood lifestyle i'm like i live in san

00:19:41.660 diego so i do come i do come out here a lot by the way to just hang out with them uh but um yeah

00:19:47.620 we all just started vlogging out of nowhere like i did a prank on my mom which is like my most

00:19:52.920 viewed video on my channel the cocaine prank i saw that what did you do to your mother i feel

00:19:57.720 so bad for my mom for this one what'd you do to mama mama rug listen like i wanted listen i sat

00:20:03.220 in my room all the time people only saw the life of me like gaming and i want to show them like my

00:20:07.720 family like what i do outside of the room so i basically just took a bag put salt in it put it

00:20:13.240 in my car you are young in this video oh my god bro no i can't watch this it's my most viewed video

00:20:19.360 and i cannot look at it look 17 million views bro it was crazy and i just put the bag in my car

00:20:25.520 and I put it under my jacket

00:20:26.920 and I told my mom

00:20:27.860 to go get the jacket

00:20:28.700 from my car.

00:20:29.740 And it was just salt?

00:20:30.800 It was just salt.

00:20:31.880 So your mom wasn't like,

00:20:33.140 oh, this is...

00:20:33.660 No, she flipped.

00:20:34.660 She flipped.

00:20:35.160 She thought it was cocaine.

00:20:36.240 Bro, come on, it's salt.

00:20:38.560 My mom, bro,

00:20:40.620 she's Rob's mom.

00:20:41.780 She doesn't know

00:20:42.080 what salt looks like.

00:20:42.920 My mom,

00:20:43.620 like she's Middle Eastern,

00:20:44.660 so like any source

00:20:45.780 of anything that

00:20:46.680 looks like a drug

00:20:48.060 or like she's totally

00:20:49.080 against it.

00:20:49.600 Yeah, yeah, you're done.

00:20:50.300 You played on her

00:20:50.800 being a hypochondriac.

00:20:53.080 I feel like you may have

00:20:54.480 fucked up that terminology no i'm gonna stick with it she's afraid she's afraid of sicknesses

00:20:59.500 and so she knew it was cocaine is that what you're saying no i'm saying i'm saying so a

00:21:03.260 hypochondriac is like someone who like is is afraid of being ill constantly even if it's

00:21:09.140 sometimes isn't warranted and i'm saying she in her worrisome personality shut the fuck up i'm

00:21:18.840 I'm still going here.

00:21:19.800 Stand the fuck up.

00:21:21.680 For this one, you deserve these hands.

00:21:24.920 I'm just saying, bro.

00:21:25.920 Like, you play it and hurt me like a nervous Nelly.

00:21:29.500 Yeah?

00:21:29.820 Like a germaphobe.

00:21:30.620 The fuck, you guys?

00:21:32.380 I'm stuck with this podcast.

00:21:33.640 I hate it, by the way.

00:21:35.040 I don't get it.

00:21:35.860 Why are you in such a weird mood today, by the way?

00:21:37.600 I'll tell you why.

00:21:38.860 Do you want to know why?

00:21:40.340 I want to know.

00:21:41.200 Slightly.

00:21:42.200 I have the worst news.

00:21:43.720 I have the worst news.

00:21:45.820 What?

00:21:46.320 I don't want to detract from the cocaine prank.

00:21:48.180 No, it's fine.

00:21:48.840 What happened?

00:21:51.380 I don't know.

00:21:53.880 We said we were going to do Sober Vegan January.

00:21:58.480 Sober Vegan January.

00:21:59.700 And it has been going great.

00:22:03.020 So great that we decided to celebrate five days before the month ended.

00:22:08.500 Oh, no.

00:22:09.200 I did not.

00:22:09.820 I did not.

00:22:10.300 Well, okay.

00:22:11.140 So I was just, I'm done being vegan, bro.

00:22:13.800 I need sustenance.

00:22:15.080 I swear I need meat.

00:22:16.260 I need it.

00:22:17.460 And, sorry.

00:22:18.320 I ate some fish

00:22:20.640 And so I broke

00:22:22.080 Like I'm weak

00:22:23.460 But um

00:22:26.900 I feel so good now

00:22:28.620 But it didn't end there

00:22:30.200 The worst part about it was

00:22:31.780 Somehow

00:22:33.020 I also stopped being sober last night

00:22:36.780 I drank alcohol

00:22:38.640 Five days before why

00:22:40.600 Was it just in the moment

00:22:42.940 That's what I'm saying bro

00:22:43.900 We went and saw a fight

00:22:45.280 We're eating at Tao

00:22:46.540 Having dinner

00:22:47.680 and he says i'm done with this shit and he starts eating fish no and eating all kinds of meats and

00:22:55.840 i said i'm not done with this shit i'm gonna stay strong because i'm a fucking yo mike's a

00:23:00.960 he stayed strong but like genuinely my vegan friend spencer's not gonna like this have you

00:23:07.420 ever been vegan by the way no not once i'm just saying like my vegans are like it's just not for

00:23:14.160 me i think it's like a body type thing it's because you want to keep my lips in bro i'm

00:23:19.720 just gonna keep the lips in yo this person's like

00:23:22.140 he's not for me bro i lose um mass motivation mass i'm like depressed in bed all day all i

00:23:33.160 want to do is sleep i just do you think any of that had to do with the fact that you had uh

00:23:36.660 tonsils ripped from your throat oh three weeks ago but how long was the recovery two weeks

00:23:43.020 we've been eating so much

00:23:46.240 edamame bro

00:23:47.100 plus you had like sugar for like a week

00:23:49.520 because you couldn't eat any solid food

00:23:51.460 maybe it's the crash from that

00:23:53.580 you're just doing a lot of beating around the bush

00:23:54.580 and I got the same way when I did

00:23:57.540 veganism for the fight

00:23:58.540 Evan was like yo you like

00:24:01.160 you are reminding me of how you were before

00:24:03.500 your fight with Kizai when you were vegan

00:24:05.500 and I was like oh my god that's so right

00:24:07.700 all I would do is train and sleep

00:24:09.200 you stayed committed to that one?

00:24:10.820 for four months wow four months like i went that's why this one i was like okay look i get it

00:24:15.380 i get it but i'm so just a question though what do you think of the like impact on the planet

00:24:22.440 and the other aspects to it outside of just like the way it makes you feel i've been thinking about

00:24:28.160 this i don't know spencer okay can we come back can we i have an answer okay wait can we get can

00:24:36.280 we have a really buff vegan on the channel we're gonna talk about this guy we're gonna get a vegan

00:24:39.860 on the channel to talk about this because i don't know i can come to my own conclusions about

00:24:43.660 veganism and its overall benefit of the planet um but i just don't know the facts yeah so i don't

00:24:49.260 want to speak i'm just saying for me like the second time now i'm like dang i don't think it's

00:24:54.180 for me granted it has its benefits hell yeah um like i lost a lot of weight that's it actually

00:25:00.780 did you did you let's not say that did you see ted nugent really really quickly to touch on ted

00:25:06.940 nugent who the dude just talks about whatever the fuck he wants to went on a rant i think i'm

00:25:11.940 oh i did see that talking about how there's more harm to the environment growing a field of soy

00:25:19.100 for vegans because you have to kill every living animal that comes in the area that could

00:25:25.800 potentially harm that soy ted nugent i'm not saying i believe it spencer don't don't give

00:25:30.080 me the look we will have this conversation but but i want to i'm not giving you the look i'm

00:25:34.040 i thought about that argument i think that's 100 false i think that's like i'm just there's so much

00:25:40.060 uncertainty around the whole thing even the stuff that's like believed as locked about benefits or

00:25:46.380 non-benefits still is like i think that this is a whole episode well it's cool because in 2017

00:25:52.200 there was one percent of the united states that was vegan this last year there was six oh that's

00:25:57.760 oh so it's growing oh i thought you meant six people six like it went down six people no but

00:26:04.080 in 1920 there was 14 million beef cows in the u.s last year there was 94 million whoa and i said

00:26:13.280 and i said to him about that i think it's population trajectory somewhat but it's just

00:26:17.500 so many cows and i think that the one thing i think is final note for me on it is i think that

00:26:22.480 one of the reasons why so many people are becoming vegan is the one thing that got me through this

00:26:25.740 month was imitation meat man that shit is good bro i i like it some of it what is that it's like

00:26:31.780 beyond burger beyond burger invoice coming at you is that what's called beyond burger yeah there's

00:26:36.220 one right um it's almost like meat dude but it's made of but it's like leaves oh whoa you ever

00:26:42.320 raked a pile of leaves in your backyard and you're like i'm gonna put it in a bag and bring it out to

00:26:46.460 the side make a burger out of it is it good next there's actually uh there's a middle eastern dish

00:26:52.500 that it's it's like rice and meat wrapped in a leaf it's called dolma to all the middle easterns

00:26:57.640 out there shout out middle wait i know that dish dolma surprisingly i don't like it oh everyone

00:27:02.880 tells me it's like so yeah i always give it a chance and i stay away from that that specific

00:27:07.900 uh that specific wait are you serious yeah i don't like that one mediterraneans are actually

00:27:11.720 some they live like the the longest right yeah yeah the healthiest yeah in the world i believe

00:27:16.480 that yeah yeah that stuff's clean so what happened last night you drank and ate meat you failed is

00:27:21.180 what you're saying i failed i did you feel like a loser because i think you're a loser um

00:27:24.960 nah man it was therapeutic i feel great i really did no i feel great this is this i'm so happy it's

00:27:30.260 not for you it is but i do encourage everyone to try it of course try it like vegan month and make

00:27:35.900 your make your assessment for me so i twice and by the way i'm probably gonna eat like a 60 percent

00:27:40.900 vegan based diet i just need like chicken and eggs bro yeah yeah that's all i like see i respect

00:27:46.380 that i think if you can inevitably as a planet we're gonna come to the point where we're

00:27:51.080 over consuming like we already are yeah yeah and i think if you can at least take a little hit from

00:27:56.480 how much you're consuming that's great like that's why i encourage it like i think they call it

00:28:01.100 flexitarian is the term for someone who eats less meat is that when you do this when you eat

00:28:06.020 yeah so you buckled though last night and i'm going strong you buck Mike is going strong and

00:28:11.860 then we're dancing at this club you know i'm feeling good now i'm a little wavy and shit

00:28:15.360 and um i'm sitting there boring sober in the back like this yeah i've seen logan do this i've seen

00:28:21.160 him wavy i've seen him wavy groove and shit he gets it and i look and i see a sign coming across

00:28:27.760 the club and what is the sign saying i see i look and i see it says um get drunk mike oh no and i'm

00:28:34.200 like where this is who am i not my mic my mic is sober wait a second i think someone is trying to

00:28:41.160 get Mike drunk and convince him

00:28:43.260 to drink so the bottle

00:28:45.180 girls bring over this huge light up sign

00:28:47.360 what it looked like

00:28:48.080 we do have a video

00:28:51.060 I have a video

00:28:52.180 isn't that it right there

00:28:54.300 the first story you actually said

00:28:57.240 strong you were like no

00:28:58.640 yeah I saw that

00:28:59.780 it says Mike get drunk

00:29:04.460 with a backwards E

00:29:06.100 and so I'm like

00:29:10.680 No, who's responsible for what's happening?

00:29:14.060 And it turns out it's, what, the director of FaZe Clan?

00:29:18.820 That motherfucker, Tom.

00:29:20.400 Tom.

00:29:20.940 Listen.

00:29:21.680 Tom Cooperman.

00:29:23.560 Tom, man.

00:29:24.340 That's where I saw it on the story, and I was like, wait, I thought Mike was sober for the moment.

00:29:27.780 Bro, I sat there for two minutes shaking my head like this.

00:29:32.320 I won't break.

00:29:33.060 I won't break.

00:29:33.840 That was the first story.

00:29:35.300 And then the second one.

00:29:36.580 And I looked around the room, and there were bottle service girls, scantily clad, shaking their booties, saying, break, Mike, break.

00:29:44.500 And Todd just had the bottle in my face.

00:29:46.080 Flashlights all in Mike's face.

00:29:47.500 And you want to know what I did in my moment of need?

00:29:50.360 You broke.

00:29:51.420 I turned to Logan.

00:29:52.940 Okay.

00:29:53.440 For some friendly advice and the support I need to get through this tough moment.

00:29:59.100 And he whispered in my ear.

00:30:00.900 No.

00:30:01.780 Don't be a fucking bitch.

00:30:03.240 Drink the fucking shit.

00:30:04.060 No.

00:30:04.720 It was you.

00:30:05.920 Shit.

00:30:06.580 and i and i folded like a cheap rubber plastic picnic table oh you've seen those right those

00:30:14.180 fold very easily yo it's my fault it's okay a hundred percent my fault still vegan hey okay

00:30:21.740 that's good that's plant-based lifestyle fuck you ted but yeah man it's uh i'm so sorry it's all

00:30:29.940 right bro i made it 27 days i got a lot of shit done highly recommend taking a month off focusing

00:30:36.320 on your work on your craft on your passion yeah don't you know stay stay keep it tight get a

00:30:42.480 structure um 27 days and but how you do anything is how you do everything that's not true it is

00:30:49.160 true no it's not i don't know if i agree with that that is so not true say that one more time

00:30:54.640 how you do anything is how you do everything that is not true it is no it's not if you if you can't

00:31:00.640 make the full commitment in this area where what other areas of life are you doing it what if it's

00:31:04.880 negatively affecting the way you live and is literally depressing you like your personal

00:31:09.740 experience you can't apply that blanket statement bro what do you are you talking about in diet

00:31:15.120 in particular what are you talking you just said if you can't do anything you can't do anything

00:31:19.500 it's the commitment it's less about the actual physical thing it's like the commitment you know

00:31:23.880 that's that's my personal belief i think if you can't commit what do you think rug help us

00:31:29.040 i mean give us like an example of what you mean by that of like if you're not committed

00:31:34.700 to finish a full month say you do like 90 then you shouldn't do it to begin no no so then that

00:31:41.300 means there's some other areas of your life that you're only giving 90 you're not going 100 all in

00:31:47.040 i mean you have excuses yeah but i mean uh my personal opinion is like 90 is better than like

00:31:55.720 zero percent you know that's my boy right don't you think yeah i appreciate i mean like no being

00:32:00.620 100 is like like be on top of your stuff but like 90 is better than zero so yes yeah i agree my and

00:32:08.820 my my dad always taught me to finish strong he said it's not about it's not about the way you

00:32:13.240 start it's about how you finish exactly so everything i'm not sexually everything i've

00:32:17.280 ever done in my life i've given it 110 but apparently i just gave this month 90 yeah

00:32:24.680 hey i mean if you've been doing 110 your whole life then 190 month is not that's why because i

00:32:31.680 know bro like i can i can go yeah bro you you go all in like i've seen you go all in like very few

00:32:38.880 people for sure i just i just lost sight and of the vision of why i did it i made it 27 days

00:32:45.520 like last night was the last kind of weekend night of the month and i was like all right i i fucked

00:32:51.820 up i failed now i'm gonna close the month out strong anyways like i'm not gonna be going out

00:32:56.160 until next weekend so and by the way it wasn't like a peer pressure thing like if they had like

00:33:01.560 mike smoke meth i wouldn't have done it you know what i'm saying i mean

00:33:07.380 especially at the club you know on a saturday but like listen you know first question how do

00:33:16.380 you how did you get the meth in i don't know well they don't do just let's not talk about

00:33:20.760 the security protocol but imagine how good it would have felt if you uh smoked meth at the

00:33:24.900 club what are you trying to do now you're gonna imagine how good it would have felt if you waited

00:33:29.360 until february 1st and taken that shot it's all i wanted the blonde shots from ohio stuck his

00:33:35.760 metaphorical penis in my ass bro okay i don't know how else to put it he fucked me he fucked me bro

00:33:42.200 okay i don't know how else to put it i'm sorry i'm sorry to hear that that just that doesn't

00:33:48.580 sound fun do you party on occasion like you're 22 yeah yeah 22 like when i turned 21 of course

00:33:55.820 like i went out like more frequent than i do now but now if it's like a birthday celebration stuff

00:34:00.520 like that then i'll do it but um yeah when i i had all my fun when i turned 21 bro come on i know i

00:34:07.340 know no i'm telling you like if there's birthdays or like if like all my friends are going out to

00:34:11.420 the club then i'll for sure go and drink yeah i mean at the clubs and he's focused man you are

00:34:18.140 focused dude yeah i honestly like i i care so much about like youtube and stuff like that but

00:34:23.040 once i'm done with work like of course like having a little bit of fun doesn't hurt

00:34:26.240 why do you care about youtube what do you like about it um i mean i like seeing i like numbers

00:34:33.460 a lot like i'm a numbers guy like i like seeing like my channel growing like that's like my

00:34:37.560 motivation and uh yeah like when i see like a video do really good it's like okay okay let's

00:34:42.380 do the next let's do the next and i just i enjoy making content in general it's hard though don't

00:34:46.860 gonna be wrong thinking of ideas and like production and stuff it's hard but in the end

00:34:50.600 like it it's all fun for me you uh you really like uh seeing when you're getting mega subscriber

00:34:59.940 growth yeah yeah i love that i know that feeling yeah so what happens if you lose subscribers has

00:35:05.060 that ever happened goes right on social blade no that's never happened let me tell you what that's

00:35:09.300 like well what's it like not fun how did man nah i um i've lived like 10 lives brian i'll be honest

00:35:17.080 with you like i've done just so much shit success failure um everything the gambit uh and i stopped

00:35:23.800 i stopped caring about numbers because uh at the end of the day they don't make me happy

00:35:28.960 yeah like followers subscribers like whatever we have a mega problem on instagram right now

00:35:33.960 I'm actually going to cut this part

00:35:37.040 I'm actually going to cut this part

00:35:39.680 This is bad

00:35:40.500 What happened? I'm oblivious to this

00:35:43.640 16.2 million followers

00:35:45.300 Last year

00:35:48.340 Did they catch the robot factory

00:35:50.280 Of people that you built

00:35:52.380 To follow you?

00:35:53.520 The boss

00:35:54.360 I still have my fake followers

00:35:56.840 That is not true

00:35:59.000 And then before the fight

00:36:02.240 Happens with KSI

00:36:03.120 and i got up to 16.6 everyone's like like in like a very short amount of time like a like a week

00:36:09.740 again like 400k i was like oh sick like you know because i had been stagnant the whole year 2018

00:36:13.880 was like a shit year for me socially honestly so um i hopped up to 16.6 and now to this day

00:36:20.920 i'm at 16.1 brother i lost half a million what how i think i think it's a combination of two

00:36:29.320 things my content output right now is low so obviously like people like oh like he's not doing

00:36:33.040 anything yeah and people are very uh socially addicted to how many people you're following you

00:36:43.200 know yeah um and then mike made a point he said uh a lot of people hopped on that train like that

00:36:47.940 400k i gained before the fight like they're not logan paul fans they're just like what's this kid

00:36:51.480 doing right now like i want to be cool and that's true yeah that's true they were just like we want

00:36:55.440 to see the fight we want to see what he does to train it was like a big hype situation so they

00:37:00.700 hopped on fight was over it was a draw by the way i don't give a fan did you see the fight yes i did

00:37:05.780 what do you think bro did i win that fight i don't know like i i can't sign you are huh listen

00:37:11.780 let's go with you man i think i don't take sides but like yeah speak from the heart we're not gonna

00:37:18.700 judge i mean i i didn't think someone should have won that fight like i think it was fair

00:37:23.120 like the call at the end but um i mean listen say it i was rooting for ksi

00:37:30.300 that is all for today folks we will see you on the next episode of impulsive listen listen

00:37:37.020 not saying that i had like i don't have anything against logan he's the homie like he he's awesome

00:37:41.960 i love him but like it's just like i can't even look at you rooting for kiss i'm so sorry man

00:37:47.420 i'm sorry i had to do this i'm sorry low gangsters listen i'm sorry it's all right bro

00:37:53.020 i think impulsive is over no you weren't you weren't listen you weren't the only one we you

00:37:58.780 know we we have this uh logan's not doing well he's he's very upset why because of gaming and

00:38:07.300 shit like well i just i've just like known kiss i i mean like i've talked to him like i've met him

00:38:13.500 like he's been to like the clout house and um i've watched him for as long as i could remember

00:38:18.360 but at the same time I've watched you

00:38:20.360 since you started vlogging

00:38:21.440 so like it was kind of tough

00:38:24.140 but like I honestly turned that fight on with the

00:38:26.260 intentions of just watching a good fight

00:38:27.880 so you wanted KSI to win though

00:38:29.780 do you ever think that maybe

00:38:31.860 it was because of your support for KSI

00:38:34.400 that it was a draw and Logan

00:38:36.240 didn't win like you swayed

00:38:37.960 probably because that's what I

00:38:40.260 got out of it probably so going into

00:38:42.180 the next fight are you going to be like neutral

00:38:44.200 I'll be neutral I'll be neutral for the next

00:38:46.220 no pressure you know who else was on

00:38:48.020 KSI side? Who?

00:38:49.940 Ricegum. Did he say it on the podcast?

00:38:52.500 Yeah. You're not the first.

00:38:53.820 I'm just joking with you.

00:38:55.600 So boy, after the first two rounds,

00:38:57.800 I was whooping that boy's ass.

00:38:59.660 Were you a little nervous for your boy? Yeah, low-key.

00:39:02.000 Like, dog, I was beating his ass.

00:39:03.620 Dude, honestly, it was a really entertaining

00:39:05.600 fight. It was. Till the end, it was

00:39:07.460 really good. I was pooping my

00:39:09.520 pants the whole time in the final round.

00:39:11.400 You were filming, bro. Yeah, pooping and

00:39:13.660 filming is not easy,

00:39:15.700 dog. It's not easy. How did you

00:39:17.560 do that just completely soiled them like i threw those were a pair you just had to throw away it

00:39:23.340 wasn't weren't cleanable you were standing right in front of me too the whole time it was horrible

00:39:28.320 have you ever shit your pants uh yeah what was that like when i was a kid oh not like as in your

00:39:34.020 adult life no no no apparently this is a thing yeah it's normal did you actually shit yourself

00:39:38.900 or you were no well you have though right oh marathoners is a big thing as an adult no not

00:39:45.400 well running i haven't i haven't pooped my pants enough in a minute okay when did you

00:39:50.220 i'm i'm just i heard from speaking to multiple people in hollywood maybe it's a hollywood thing

00:39:57.160 like full-on adults are pooping their pants yeah and it's like if you're at a party just for shits

00:40:03.940 and gig shits uh be like yo raise your hand if you poop your pants and i'm sure a decent amount

00:40:10.440 of people will raise their hand the majority of the stories i've heard is like people taking

00:40:14.540 some form of a laxative or something and grossly underestimating its power you hear people say

00:40:22.440 like you you ask the question in the infinite form like raise your hand if you poop your pants

00:40:27.620 or if you've pooped because the way you put it was raise your hand like on a daily basis

00:40:32.540 how many people here poop their pants i got just that weird guy the pirate kid raises his hand he's

00:40:38.580 By the way, I won't tell the whole story,

00:40:42.880 because you hate my whole story.

00:40:45.800 I have a really crazy poop your pants story,

00:40:48.640 and I don't even want to tell it because it's also disgusting.

00:40:51.440 How old were you?

00:40:51.800 How old were you?

00:40:53.780 This story is famous in my family.

00:40:56.160 My sister, Abby, is going to watch this,

00:40:58.960 and she's going to cry laughing.

00:41:00.340 Give us the elevator poop.

00:41:01.420 I will.

00:41:02.620 I was at my sister's wedding.

00:41:04.860 Oh, wait.

00:41:06.140 I know this story.

00:41:07.500 oh you have to tell this was this recent no i was in what quick quick i'll say it fast there's a lot

00:41:14.420 of stuff i'll buzz it off i was at my sister's party in washington dc night before her wedding

00:41:18.500 i was i was swiping on tinder is right after i met him for the first time at travis pastrana's

00:41:22.060 house i was swiping on tinder swiping on tinder met a girl on tinder went out 2 a.m go meet her

00:41:25.400 for drinks after i got drinks with her i didn't end up hooking up with her i went to a gas station

00:41:29.400 i said this gas station seems like the right place to buy cuban sandwich why the fuck would

00:41:32.760 you buy a cuban sandwich at a fucking gas station ate that thing left in the uber went back to the

00:41:37.480 hotel woke up the next day it wasn't a normal day because i had to give the best man's speech

00:41:41.180 for my sister somehow because my older sister didn't want to do it so i gave the speech five

00:41:44.720 minutes man my nerves were acting up i was drinking red bulls i was trying to get hyped up for the

00:41:49.100 speech but that cuban sandwich man it was not treating me well so i was wearing a rented

00:41:53.880 tuxedo no i gave the speech i made it through the speech but just afterwards i felt a little bit of

00:42:00.660 what some would call gurgling uh turtle heading or just gurgle i made it to the toilet and i

00:42:09.240 unleashed shit just i and so every half hour on the hour i would on the half hour i would

00:42:15.940 shit in this bat downstairs toilet of the of the banquet center okay afterwards she's like big

00:42:21.840 after party at the w so i go we all get shots at the bar i get a beer i got a bud light in my hand

00:42:27.820 I walk to the bathroom.

00:42:29.200 I'm standing at the urinal in my tuxedo feeling good.

00:42:32.960 And I start to take a piss and I feel that fart when you're peeing come out.

00:42:37.720 And you tested it?

00:42:38.900 It wasn't a fart.

00:42:40.320 No.

00:42:41.940 That's the rented tuxedo, dude.

00:42:44.160 Damn.

00:42:44.780 At the end of the day, my sister's finally coming in in her dress.

00:42:49.140 She sees me beelining it out of the W in Washington, D.C.

00:42:52.360 And she says, where are you going?

00:42:54.300 And I go, congratulations to you.

00:42:56.020 back to the hotel took my pants off showered got in bed cried myself to sleep oh did you have to

00:43:00.680 like uber or was it the hotel it was close enough no i uh it was close enough to walk okay and it

00:43:05.520 was a squishy walk that's a walk of shame it was a walk of shit that's that's actually crazy and

00:43:13.880 that's the that's the only time it's happened to me okay that's good i mean it's the only time

00:43:20.560 And my sister loves that story

00:43:23.320 I don't

00:43:24.140 I do not understand

00:43:25.940 The adults shitting their pants

00:43:28.820 Well this one was more of an accident

00:43:31.200 Man they're all accidents

00:43:32.780 Think about who's doing that purpose

00:43:34.400 It'll humble you real quick

00:43:37.120 I mean people wear diapers

00:43:38.520 They look around

00:43:39.260 You know this seems like a good time

00:43:43.420 To shit my pants

00:43:44.740 I feel like it's usually

00:43:47.380 On accident

00:43:48.200 yeah yeah that yeah that'll humble you real quick in life if you think you got it all figured out

00:43:53.040 and you shit your pants i feel like david dobrik like i love you day i feel like he's due for it

00:43:57.280 go ahead and get ready for a poop i feel like it's coming on again david i love you just

00:44:02.760 man you seem right perfect you know who would never shit their pants and we saw him last night

00:44:08.960 at the fight noah centineo that kid is shit proof you can tell just by looking at him he's he's he's

00:44:15.640 the golden goose he and she's shitting toilets only for that guy dude my first time on impulsive

00:44:20.600 and i'm loving like this is like the best topic ever it's our best it's awesome yeah we have

00:44:24.720 dude i love it we're just rambling about it we're still drunk to be honest

00:44:28.060 that could be true i do you have a crazy story that you would feel comfortable telling

00:44:35.400 on the set of impulsive the number one podcast in the world the universe i would have to probably

00:44:42.160 think about it all right i'll think about it and then like if i think of one then i'll come back

00:44:46.860 to it for sure yo i wanted to ask you regarding the boxing again this the show is called impulsive

00:44:52.140 so we're like all over the place okay okay but uh would you box anyone would you ever consider

00:44:56.500 getting in the ring for the next for the rematch yeah you would i would but like this is something

00:45:01.540 uh it was more of like i don't have beef with anyone but like i would do it for fun so you

00:45:06.260 want to fight jake paul no never he would kick my ass just saying listen uh this person that i

00:45:12.560 want to fight has actually been on your podcast oh my god but like we're friends tanner fox

00:45:18.360 let's go dude honestly i would do it for fun like i love the kid tanner is one of my best friends

00:45:26.600 can you see that wow but i would do it for fun can i tell you something what if they boxed on

00:45:31.900 the set he he no he said he was down to fight someone he also said he was down to fight someone

00:45:38.280 on the undercard he wanted rice yeah i know he said he wanted rice gun but i know that's not

00:45:42.300 gonna happen you get access to picking the undercard right on this fight yes bro oh really

00:45:46.480 you get to choose his fight it's his fight i could kick jake off if i wanted fucking yo that's that

00:45:53.300 has to happen him and tanner fox imagine dude that would be so fun that would be great damn it's all

00:45:58.760 it's just it's a great thing dude i we need to make this happen it is fans comment like

00:46:02.960 subscribe but make it happen let us know it is happening by the way i don't know if you've

00:46:06.280 noticed i've known for a while now it's his fucking world bro we're all just living in it

00:46:09.720 is this still happening in february is that no no no that's when it's supposed to happen yeah

00:46:14.560 that's when i was supposed to happen because i refused weird and then he's now he's fucking

00:46:20.580 just saying things left and right about when he thinks the month is gonna be the location

00:46:26.340 what city it can and can't be and i'm like he's trying to say there's 32 days in january i'm like

00:46:30.780 listen no there's not it's not wait one question how do you get to be like the like why i thought

00:46:37.040 it would be like a 50 50 thing between where you guys choose the date and time what is it just all

00:46:41.280 you so we traveled 50 people to london his country oh it was a fucking mega hassle yeah yeah that was

00:46:51.100 a disaster i didn't even like he got his like venue date you got all that it was a disaster

00:46:58.400 but i'm not gonna lie as a filmmaker that was that was beautiful for our documentary that was

00:47:04.220 great just because of how much drama how much crazy shit went down that nobody's even seen

00:47:09.020 i know like nobody even knows like behind the scenes to what that trip was i can't wait to

00:47:13.920 drop that she was insane it's in the works we shot a doc about the about the fight and dog it's like

00:47:18.980 you know you know bro you have a life outside of youtube oh yeah and uh jake and i in the middle of

00:47:25.440 the most tumultuous year of our lives had just crazy story like insane we showed uh we showed

00:47:32.580 this in my end of year video but like i'm like crying in parts of it like real crying acting

00:47:37.140 crying and i don't cry man i can't remember the last time i like sobbed and they got on camera i

00:47:42.300 feel we filmed we filmed everything from like the training process all the way through you know

00:47:47.520 everything that started to go down like it's crazy when is this gonna drop do you have an idea

00:47:51.980 i would assume before um before the next fight when it's relevant again but we should definitely

00:47:56.900 get you on that card dude dude i would be down i would hit up tanner i'll hit up tanner

00:48:01.340 oh my god that would be such a good fight i feel like because like we're both like skinny

00:48:05.400 like kind of same height it would be like so and you're you're into cars too yeah yeah i'm like

00:48:11.720 into cars but i don't like know like the details you know what i mean i like the exterior the

00:48:17.040 interior we're ready yeah we're ready fight fight with the cars on the line oh my god yo if you if

00:48:26.220 he wins he gets the udas if he if you win you get the i don't know what he got a porsche gtr

00:48:31.780 porsche shit nah but you have more look did you know this mike he has a black lamborghini is this

00:48:37.360 yours it's a gucci lambo yeah wow bro you have two lamborghinis yeah but i'm in the middle right

00:48:42.440 now of like deciding if i want to keep this or if i want to sell it sell it or like trade it in

00:48:48.300 for another like i was thinking of mclaren but like what's what's the reasoning behind that

00:48:53.680 about uh the lambo yeah selling it oh um only because like i don't know if i need that like

00:48:59.760 i don't know if i need two cars i mean it's cool i also have a range rover who is it who is it who

00:49:04.460 is it who's calling i gotta silence my phone probably at this point huh uh it's mac mac and

00:49:08.720 of Tawi. Bring him on.

00:49:10.460 Come on.

00:49:12.440 Hey, man. Middle of

00:49:14.440 shooting the number one podcast in the world right now

00:49:16.800 with Faze Rock. I'm going to have to give you a call back.

00:49:18.680 You're live, by the way.

00:49:20.140 Oh, enjoy. I miss you.

00:49:22.860 Enjoy. This is the greatest podcast in the entire world.

00:49:27.560 Big facts.

00:49:28.380 We love you, Mac.

00:49:29.700 If I see another video with 300k views, I'm going to be really pissed off.

00:49:35.340 Hey, same, bro. Same.

00:49:37.080 It got age-gated.

00:49:38.240 I think because that

00:49:39.180 Don't pan up to it

00:49:40.720 But that

00:49:41.460 The dick

00:49:42.500 No we're gonna have to blur it

00:49:43.760 Yeah

00:49:43.920 The dick that

00:49:44.800 Julius Dean put in my hand

00:49:46.060 What?

00:49:46.720 Yeah it got age gated

00:49:47.680 That's a furry

00:49:48.260 Furry wiener

00:49:49.020 Yeah

00:49:49.240 That was your last podcast right?

00:49:50.880 Yeah

00:49:51.160 I saw that

00:49:51.840 It was age restricted

00:49:52.540 Yeah

00:49:52.940 Damn

00:49:53.420 Anyways bro

00:49:54.280 I'll talk to you later bro

00:49:55.200 I think that was age gated too

00:49:59.460 Wasn't it?

00:50:00.560 I love you dude

00:50:01.520 Speaking of dicks

00:50:03.900 Hold on wait a second

00:50:04.580 I don't want to talk about that

00:50:05.460 How much money you getting right now?

00:50:06.880 Oh yeah

00:50:07.300 yeah you must make money lots of it yeah i don't know i don't like getting into like no i don't

00:50:12.500 get into it too much but just give us the exact figure for the past two fiscal periods the exact

00:50:17.040 figure of what of just your total revenue taxable w2 bring your fucking w i don't know just just

00:50:26.300 enough i guess to to get that are we bullies no you don't think so no i feel like i feel like

00:50:33.240 sometimes the guests like we just put a lot of pressure on them no no but you guys are asking

00:50:36.800 about me is that i chose to be on here like i'm ready for anything you're getting that tea i read

00:50:41.000 somewhere you make 1.3 million dollars a year that's i could i could confirm that that's false

00:50:45.860 but like i think everyone like i've searched up networks of people that i know and like they're

00:50:51.080 completely false true those are often not correct yeah some of them are just yeah some of them it

00:50:56.040 just depends if they update it maybe that was true like two years ago i don't know you look you you

00:51:00.320 look up a lot of things you use the internet often like about myself or in general yeah because i

00:51:05.040 I looked something up about you that I found.

00:51:07.040 What?

00:51:08.080 This is the urban dictionary definition of you.

00:51:18.280 So, by mama rug.

00:51:20.180 Wait, did your mom?

00:51:20.800 Faze rug is a 19-year-old Arabic man who doesn't pray five times like he should,

00:51:25.000 and Allah is watching down on him.

00:51:27.020 He has a Mercedes where he pulls all the bitches.

00:51:29.100 He has Bosley, the cool-ass pug.

00:51:31.420 Using a sentence,

00:51:32.620 Faze Rug got a BJ from some random chick

00:51:34.420 at the McDonald's parking lot.

00:51:36.380 It's supposed to buy mom a rug, actually.

00:51:38.720 I'm going to have to confirm if that was my mom

00:51:40.840 who wrote that.

00:51:42.140 But I don't think so.

00:51:43.240 Your mom is technologically savvy, right?

00:51:46.200 Yeah.

00:51:46.640 Oh, my mom is, she's awesome.

00:51:49.140 I love her.

00:51:49.720 Shout out Mama Rug.

00:51:50.720 How is that?

00:51:51.360 Having parents that are like tech savvy.

00:51:53.760 So my mom and dad, like they love,

00:51:56.000 like they have their own YouTube channel,

00:51:57.420 which is crazy.

00:51:57.940 How many subs they have?

00:51:58.760 Almost a million.

00:51:59.520 they can upload youtube videos but can't tell the difference between salt and cocaine i know

00:52:02.860 that's no hey this the cocaine prank was like 2015 my first ever prank on my mom so like she

00:52:09.120 had no idea like she literally did not expect that but um i like the windex was she upset when

00:52:14.820 she found out like 19 million people watched her no she actually likes that like she hell yeah it's

00:52:20.120 clout bro she's getting mama rug yeah mama rug has a clout is mama rug in the clout gang no i don't

00:52:25.820 Does it bother you

00:52:28.320 that your parents are on YouTube?

00:52:30.360 No, not at all.

00:52:31.740 I actually like that because my dad is so funny

00:52:34.440 because he actually edits his own videos

00:52:36.420 too. Does he use iMovie?

00:52:39.140 No, he uses

00:52:40.060 like Filmora

00:52:42.520 with... It's like a random

00:52:44.520 editing program. What's their opening line

00:52:46.440 when a video comes out?

00:52:48.080 You should film more of this.

00:52:51.100 Hold on, wait.

00:52:51.500 Oh, shit.

00:52:54.100 I'm definitely so creative.

00:52:55.360 i thought you meant for the for the editing program for when your parents like you know

00:52:59.980 me is like hey what's popping low yeah yeah my so yeah my dad usually starts it off with my mom

00:53:05.160 next to him and he's like what's going on guys papa rug mama rug here bringing you guys brand

00:53:10.340 new video like they're not like fluent with english but like that's why it's the best to

00:53:14.760 watch that's awesome it's so funny do you think uh i was gonna ask you this too is there a so

00:53:20.280 you're of Iraqi descent right yeah is there a um is there a large portion of your audience

00:53:25.640 or your parents audience that is Iraqi or Middle Eastern oh yes I like so my dad um uh went to

00:53:33.360 Michigan recently and there's a lot of Chaldeans which is what I am like I speak Chaldean and like

00:53:39.380 my dad had a meet and greet in Michigan and like hundreds what city um Detroit okay yeah I grew up

00:53:46.440 near there and dearborn is like actually andre yeah he grew up near there oh yeah it's middle

00:53:51.380 eastern population yeah my dad came back and he's like oh if you went to michigan like they're gonna

00:53:56.320 make it a national holiday that phase rogue went to mission because like i have so many like

00:54:00.220 middle eastern fans oh hey shout out to you guys let's go yo it's funny um before the podcast

00:54:06.040 started you were on the on the the beanbag and you said uh you said you said i'm arabic and then

00:54:15.740 You said, I'm Arab.

00:54:17.280 And where I grew up, there was a very, very large population of Middle Eastern.

00:54:21.080 Some of my best friends to this day from Ohio are Arabic.

00:54:24.540 And they would always say, like, I'm Arab.

00:54:26.700 And hearing you say that was a throwback for me.

00:54:29.460 Yeah, dude.

00:54:29.820 That's crazy.

00:54:30.320 I haven't heard that now.

00:54:31.100 I'm just surrounded by white motherfuckers, bro.

00:54:33.000 Y'all suck.

00:54:35.180 What?

00:54:36.540 Now you're all right.

00:54:37.200 No, Spencer's awesome.

00:54:38.440 Thank you, man.

00:54:39.080 We do need some diversity, bro.

00:54:40.700 And I need a fucking tan.

00:54:42.020 It's true.

00:54:42.860 I mean, we have Andre, dude.

00:54:44.060 He's Jordanian.

00:54:45.740 Yeah, we do.

00:54:46.380 Oh, nice.

00:54:46.940 He's actually Michael Jordan's son.

00:54:48.800 Oh, nice.

00:54:49.420 How is that?

00:54:51.340 Yeah.

00:54:53.440 Okay.

00:54:54.020 Hey, what language you said you speak?

00:54:55.700 Chaldean.

00:54:56.180 What is that?

00:54:57.460 I wish I like had a good definition of it, but I really don't know.

00:55:01.000 I just know that's the language that I speak.

00:55:02.440 I'm excited to be here on Impulsive with you, Logan.

00:55:04.900 Yeah.

00:55:07.700 Remember when you said you spoke it?

00:55:09.400 Yeah.

00:55:09.660 No, I speak it.

00:55:11.040 That's a pretty niche.

00:55:12.920 Yeah.

00:55:13.320 It's like, okay, what do you want me to say?

00:55:14.680 I'm excited to be here.

00:55:15.280 I'm excited to be here on the set of impulsive with you.

00:55:18.480 Sometimes some words like aren't like.

00:55:20.300 How about you just say anything you want to say to him?

00:55:23.240 That's hi.

00:55:23.720 How are you guys?

00:55:25.220 I'll say.

00:55:26.820 Do you want to like.

00:55:27.900 Okay.

00:55:30.500 Like that means you guys want to go somewhere.

00:55:32.020 I have not heard of this language.

00:55:33.780 It's like.

00:55:34.460 I feel like it's rare when I tell people I'm Chaldean.

00:55:37.620 Like they're like, what is that?

00:55:39.080 It's not common, I guess.

00:55:41.140 But like that's what when I ask my mom, because a lot of people ask me, oh, what are you?

00:55:45.160 like what are you where are you from and stuff and she's like oh just say you're chaldean and

00:55:48.720 when i tell people that they're like what is that i'm like wait i don't know like it's from the

00:55:51.960 middle eastern descent i think so you don't is there a province in iraq that it's prominent

00:55:58.460 i told you i wouldn't ask you these questions no no i know i wish i knew like if my mom was

00:56:04.160 sitting right here she would answer all those questions question for you yeah have you ever

00:56:07.280 have you or your parents ever dealt with any uh like racism towards you or like anything in

00:56:16.400 america because of your descent um probably not recent but i'm sure like my dad works at a liquor

00:56:23.900 store and um he's he's told me like stories of people being completely racist to him all the

00:56:28.840 time but like the people that go to a store like like drug addicts and like uh people like that

00:56:34.400 So I guess, I mean, that's, there's no excuse for that, of course, but like, I feel like

00:56:38.360 he, yeah, they've dealt with it for sure.

00:56:40.560 I haven't personally.

00:56:41.860 I mean, in, in high school, like there was just like a kid, like who called me a terrorist

00:56:46.480 once and I'm just like, okay, fuck you.

00:56:48.060 I don't care.

00:56:48.660 Like whatever.

00:56:49.400 Did you, would you, do you ever drive by his house in your Lamborghini?

00:56:52.580 Should.

00:56:53.480 Oh my God.

00:56:54.940 I mean, I'm sure he, I'm sure he knows you guys.

00:56:56.620 Dude, that would be awesome.

00:56:57.560 No, it's so crazy.

00:56:58.300 Cause I'll run into people that I knew from high school that I never talked to.

00:57:02.360 i had a very small circle in high school like three or four friends like i wasn't like popular

00:57:06.920 yeah but then like everyone that i saw that was like a part of the popular kids would like

00:57:11.120 they just know who i am because of youtube and they're like what's up man let's hang out i'm

00:57:15.040 like wait what no i don't get it i don't get it trying to chase that cloud no for sure dude

00:57:20.000 this happens so often it's but you're still i feel like you're still nice oh my god i still

00:57:24.100 talk to them like hey how's everything you know but then after in my head i'm like wow of course

00:57:27.660 you were doing youtube in high school yeah actually but it was only gaming okay okay okay

00:57:35.080 what games did you come up on cod just call of duty strictly call of duty i played halo for fun

00:57:40.540 but i never like film are you playing fortnite these days not as much as i used to i used to

00:57:45.920 play it like a lot more when season two came out season three but now like i literally just drifted

00:57:50.420 away from that what season are they on do you know i think seven right are you are you playing

00:57:53.940 black ops 4 no dude call of duty just like plummeted after like i told you i told you

00:58:02.020 so i did it so i did a partnership with the beanbag comes the love sack whatever dude like

00:58:08.580 them and and call of duty this year i i am a massive call of duty fan so last year when we

00:58:14.020 when we were thinking about what partners we wanted i said let's and i had to contact the

00:58:17.940 i said let's work call duty uh they beat black ops 4 made a large jump back i think blackout

00:58:26.160 was well received yeah i played blackout i just never played multiplayer but what was your favorite

00:58:30.940 cod oh mw2 modern warfare 2 did you did you start on uh pc no no okay i started on uh ps ps4 wait

00:58:40.800 was there was there call duty for ps3 yes it wasn't modern warfare 2 for only xbox yeah no it was on

00:58:47.440 the original call of duty i actually was like one of only two kids in my school to play it

00:58:54.280 when it no way first came out it was only on pc same oh it was only on pc same i never played on

00:59:01.060 pc i was so frustrated with it i said this is the worst fucking game ever i didn't know how

00:59:06.140 and it was just call of duty one it sounded cool call of duty so i don't know i thought i'd play

00:59:10.560 and now obviously like that was it was insane like it started off with multiplayer where you

00:59:17.040 there was no kill counting there was no there was no weapon upgrades it was world war one

00:59:23.200 world war two and you just picked your gun and you it was so cool and they had like map mods

00:59:28.160 on uh some of the levels so like people would design like houses and you were all like mouse

00:59:34.600 size it was crazy it's almost like remember did you play grand theft at all no grand theft auto

00:59:40.900 gta i know but like i know of it everyone has played if you go back to the original gta and

00:59:45.780 look at it it's crazy oh yeah it's just an overhead little car guy and you drive around the

00:59:51.760 map and you can get out and beat people with baseball bats but like from a you're a tiny

00:59:56.220 little guy and you're like were your parents cool with you playing mature games no uh no

01:00:02.780 definitely not did you sneak it sneak yeah yeah for sure for sure what was the process

01:00:06.900 um this is the best thing to no no um like i would just do when they would go to sleep and

01:00:12.460 then it like i would their room was close to mine so i would hear if like one of them gets like off

01:00:16.820 their bed or like like walking out of their room and i just quickly turn off the tv and like hop in

01:00:20.780 my bed last question for me what was your kill streaks on mw2 um predator missile ac-130 and

01:00:27.540 chopper gun oh no it was either ac-130 or chopper gunner yeah or yeah i used ac i was i was predator

01:00:34.480 uh harrier oh harrier just because i'm not i'm not i'm not uh yeah yeah i know he's he's very

01:00:41.200 well verse what was your kill streak well when i got the kills they just added up okay like your

01:00:47.760 kill streaks like there's like uav counter uav predator missile harrier strike yeah like anybody

01:00:53.280 who plays stealth bomber of course you know this right uh hind yeah what was the big chopper

01:00:59.020 that you couldn't knock down the pavelo that is my boy wow i should have known that

01:01:04.940 oh the hind came out after that was the that was the black ops or uh black ops did you guys got it

01:01:13.280 from here did you see that did you see that they revamped the modern warfare's yeah yeah did you

01:01:20.040 go back to that no i didn't i need to though like they have it on like xbox one and stuff right when

01:01:24.740 you go back it's like the graphics are are like better than the newer games yeah yeah for sure

01:01:30.100 which is weird

01:01:31.020 it's called remastered

01:01:32.360 yeah remastered

01:01:33.440 no no no

01:01:33.880 they're like better

01:01:34.480 than the even newer

01:01:35.380 called

01:01:35.640 oh hey Logan

01:01:36.260 hey

01:01:36.660 who is Molly Escam

01:01:40.120 oh shit

01:01:41.280 I just spilled tea

01:01:43.320 all over my mic

01:01:44.300 well me and Molly

01:01:46.220 used to date

01:01:46.880 like about a year ago

01:01:48.700 for like two months

01:01:49.960 and we just like

01:01:52.020 decided that we

01:01:52.960 I mean like

01:01:54.340 she's a great person

01:01:55.200 like she's awesome

01:01:56.160 I love her

01:01:56.880 but like

01:01:57.600 we just didn't want

01:01:59.240 to lose our friendship

01:01:59.960 and we didn't see our relationship going anywhere so uh we just decided to stay friends and like

01:02:05.540 we still like hang out to this day but i don't know if that if you guys think that's weird or

01:02:09.200 not because a lot of people say like oh it's weird that you hang out with your ex but like

01:02:11.920 i don't think that's weird at all yeah yeah i think like she's still like awesome and stuff

01:02:15.720 like that and uh we we still like have a good bond of course dude i am still very close with

01:02:21.180 all my exes like okay i don't um i'm not the type of person like hold a grudge or like yeah yeah

01:02:26.660 yeah exactly besides ksi okay but i never dated him yeah so that's different but yeah no uh we're

01:02:33.780 still cool but you know why i ask why of course you don't know why i ask i'm gonna tell you why

01:02:37.660 right now why do you ask uh thank you um yesterday in the bathroom of the club

01:02:42.000 sitting there and some dudes like yo what's going on can we take a picture by the way club

01:02:46.960 bathroom pictures are super dark the worst it is one of the worst experiences because of the

01:02:53.840 darkness it's weird i'm urinating uh your hands on your picture i'm like great dick damn dude yeah

01:03:00.020 that's probably and they never say that they never say anything man that thing's a lot smaller than

01:03:04.720 i thought so if if they came in they're like hey man a great dick you'd be cool with it

01:03:08.800 of course compliment you have to it's a compliment yeah hey man did you just shit your

01:03:13.160 so anyways i'm there and uh these dudes like yo you should do something with phase rock i'm like

01:03:18.640 no crazy you say this was last night i was like it's crazy you say he's coming on um

01:03:22.360 he's coming on my podcast tomorrow he goes yeah yeah and molly asked him and i'm like who is that

01:03:27.800 yeah and uh they're like he's like oh uh she it's his ex but they're still friends but she talks

01:03:34.220 about you and jake a lot in uh her videos i was like oh shit wait she talks about i don't know

01:03:39.000 yo i don't know bro i don't know shit man it's just what the guy said bro the drunk guy in the

01:03:44.380 bathroom i see a vein popping out of rug's face after you said that no she talks about you and

01:03:49.680 Jake on the... Dude, that was... I feel like

01:03:51.640 he wants to fuck you up. Bro, a lot of people talk about Jake

01:03:53.600 and I. It's like, yeah, it's just because we're

01:03:55.320 out here blondes.

01:03:57.820 What's it like having a girlfriend?

01:03:59.320 I... Come on, man.

01:04:01.680 I'm not. Come on. You said you're looking

01:04:03.460 into the girlfriend scene, right?

01:04:06.020 Is this true?

01:04:08.100 When was your last girlfriend?

01:04:09.620 Maybe. It was a long time ago, and it's very...

01:04:12.000 It's a very special time in this house

01:04:13.580 because tides may be turning

01:04:15.640 for my friend Michael.

01:04:18.060 I got a prospect.

01:04:19.680 that I really fuck with right now, dude.

01:04:22.240 Okay.

01:04:22.960 This girl is weird.

01:04:25.560 Oh, no.

01:04:26.320 And Mike is weird.

01:04:27.480 So they're perfect.

01:04:28.280 It will be no other way.

01:04:29.760 That's good.

01:04:30.080 Whoever ends up with Mike is going to be a fucking weirdo.

01:04:33.140 She's strange, man.

01:04:34.660 But she's so cool.

01:04:36.260 Oh, that's awesome.

01:04:37.320 Damn, he's smitten.

01:04:39.140 I just really fuck with her a lot, dude.

01:04:40.380 He's blushing.

01:04:41.340 But she's got some things, and so we'll see.

01:04:44.380 We'll see.

01:04:44.620 But she's close to my grandfatherly age, Sue.

01:04:47.860 like he's really fiddling with that pico de gallo right now did you want to tell them why we have

01:04:52.440 this why is that there i thought those are like little gummies i didn't even like i can't see

01:04:57.120 so we do have we do have pico de gallo here and the reason is we went to a fight last night as

01:05:02.460 well we went to the bellator fight shots bellator mma for having us oh yeah thank you great connected

01:05:08.000 with a lot of fighters actually are going to help me uh train for the next fight um and one of the

01:05:13.380 fighters uh his name is pico oh pico de gallo right one of the fighters this dude was like an

01:05:20.340 olympic contender he's 22 years old this happened wait before you play tell him tell him what the

01:05:25.620 guy said to us behind us he was like this pico guy man he's a sure shot he could fucking throw

01:05:31.880 punches which one's pico the one in the white shorts okay so we're watching this guy you know

01:05:36.020 you you're focused on your dude so we're watching the dude in the white shorts

01:05:39.300 Let me pick my spot and then hit him again.

01:05:45.160 Damn, they're going at him.

01:05:46.800 Oh.

01:05:49.600 Yo.

01:05:52.420 So that's why you sent Pico to die.

01:05:54.740 Yo, watch this again.

01:05:56.860 He gets rocked.

01:06:01.240 No, honey, no.

01:06:03.440 By the way, dude in the blue shorts got knocked down right before that.

01:06:07.160 and we were like oh this all right so this is over yeah got up and cranked them back to you

01:06:12.620 never know last year the worst knockouts in my opinion are the ones when they get knocked out

01:06:18.440 and stay standing that's insane while they're knocked out by the way he was because he was

01:06:22.800 hunched over like he's not conscious right here catches two more before he goes to the ground

01:06:27.480 then he's on the ground he gets a bob in the face you sure you want to fight man you sure you want

01:06:33.660 a fight what if tanner fox gets you with the big one i know i know i don't know tanner tanner's a

01:06:38.000 threat have you seen him ride a scooter yeah that's that's what i was worried about there's

01:06:42.600 a lot of correlation they say between a fighter and their scoot ability shit i might have to call

01:06:48.300 it off then i don't know but this was that was exciting being there like oh my god man is it's

01:06:53.820 the art of the fight game because this dude was like i said an olympic contender uh wrestler i

01:06:59.800 believe one of the best wrestlers in the nation but anything can happen obviously and i'm sure

01:07:05.260 i'm positive like he's gonna come back and make a huge wave in the sport because of how good he is

01:07:11.940 but this shit is crazy like if you get knocked out like that are you willing are you willing

01:07:16.640 to live your life on social media with that definitely not what was his record going into

01:07:22.560 that do you know i do not know i would assume it's undefeated bro because damn these dudes

01:07:27.400 were hyping him up.

01:07:28.880 Like, that's Pico.

01:07:30.080 He's really good.

01:07:31.340 He knocked out guacamole last week.

01:07:33.360 He's throwing Pico to guy.

01:07:35.340 What was his reaction after he got knocked out?

01:07:39.120 He got knocked out.

01:07:40.440 The guy behind you got knocked out.

01:07:42.920 Oh, that dude.

01:07:44.120 Oh, the guy behind me.

01:07:45.880 So you meant Pico.

01:07:46.920 When Pico got knocked out, that guy magically fell as well.

01:07:50.440 I thought you meant Pico too.

01:07:53.280 You know we almost didn't get there.

01:07:55.000 Pico did not...

01:07:56.220 Yeah, the only reason we got in

01:07:58.640 Because we showed up

01:08:00.440 And they're like

01:08:01.560 In our infinite wisdom

01:08:04.860 We put the tickets in my name

01:08:06.260 So we roll up and we're like

01:08:08.380 For VIP

01:08:11.060 Ringside, Mike Malak

01:08:13.020 And they're like

01:08:13.840 Just a quick question for you, man

01:08:15.660 Who the fuck are you?

01:08:16.880 Oh my god

01:08:17.980 It's me, I'm Mike from Impulsive

01:08:20.560 Impulsive, bro, you don't watch

01:08:22.040 They're like, get the fuck out of here, man

01:08:25.180 before we kicked the shit out of here.

01:08:27.140 And so we waited there for a while,

01:08:29.900 and the one lady that had the list,

01:08:32.060 I'm like,

01:08:32.600 it was since it's Logan Borey.

01:08:34.600 She's like,

01:08:35.840 I don't know who the fuck that is.

01:08:37.240 And I'm like,

01:08:37.780 all right,

01:08:37.980 so we're in trouble here, right?

01:08:39.460 So we're waiting, waiting.

01:08:40.900 I go up to the counter,

01:08:42.040 and it's me again talking,

01:08:43.520 and they're like,

01:08:43.920 dude, we literally don't know you.

01:08:45.600 You're annoying us now.

01:08:47.120 We're trying to take care of patrons here.

01:08:48.940 You've become a nuisance.

01:08:51.500 So finally I see this one guy with a clipboard,

01:08:53.420 and I go up to him,

01:08:54.100 and I go,

01:08:54.440 do you understand that's my client over there and and there was a girl she was like like right next

01:09:00.640 to him oh that helped it was it was so much it was a fan who was uh she had she had khabib wigs

01:09:06.520 you know those uh russian like fluffy wigs yeah wow she's like well you put this wig on and take

01:09:11.260 a picture of me i'm like so i point over and i go do you see my client being basically just

01:09:17.740 overrun by fans there's one girl i go i go do you want my call do you know what this makes me look

01:09:23.480 like right now and i go and furthermore sir my client has more followers than all of the fighters

01:09:30.140 in this entire event combined i hate when this card is cold i i this is this is the last resort

01:09:38.480 and he i didn't tell him to do it bro he just i had no other route okay and it could either go

01:09:43.920 one of two he pulled a holographic card on him he either says to me here's the deal dude go fuck

01:09:49.660 yourself or what happened he said oh she's that many followers runs into the little shed and he's

01:09:59.440 like well look what i just pulled up here i hope your client's not too mad here's some bracelets

01:10:04.420 by the way sits us inside ringside while chuck liddell is outside ringside it worked dude usually

01:10:10.440 things like that never work because the people like they don't give a fuck yeah they usually

01:10:14.040 don't care so i'm actually shocked that at work yeah and i and i and yo by the way i had to go

01:10:19.080 into full-fledged mode had my crush with me like imagine dude wow you put on had that was great

01:10:25.380 could you imagine if we i drove her an hour down to downtown and they're like sorry we can't how

01:10:29.840 great did that feel when when he let you guys look at me like this she was like this oh she

01:10:34.140 bit the lip yeah she bit the lip she was a wow assertion man but yeah dude i hate i hate whenever

01:10:40.720 anyone says i hate that like the word followers bro dude i can't i want to be like i literally

01:10:47.860 want to be treated normal i don't know why i love that like when uh when we're trying to get in

01:10:52.260 somewhere like you said and like uh like one of my friends i was like dude he has 10 million

01:10:56.200 subscribers i'm like dude why do you say that like i don't care like i don't want you to tell

01:11:01.360 that i did not want to do that no i was i was last resort it was last resort because we were

01:11:05.640 about to get the car it was bad an hour and a half drive home it was just ugly dude like um

01:11:11.820 and and then he went and got somebody by the way and the guy came out he's like holy shit

01:11:15.400 Logan fucking fucked up

01:11:17.260 I saw there was a video where you were like

01:11:19.340 Chewing a straw or something

01:11:20.380 Oh no

01:11:21.020 I'm not supposed to see this video

01:11:23.860 Did you get caught

01:11:27.460 Logan Paul

01:11:28.680 Chewing a straw

01:11:30.400 I'm sitting there and some dude comes up to me

01:11:33.400 Why does Riley read the last search

01:11:35.260 Yeah that was a dope podcast

01:11:39.140 No she's not

01:11:40.240 You saw the one with Riley

01:11:43.080 No fuck you bro

01:11:44.060 I was going to think that. Is this the mic?

01:11:45.760 It was really up there. That is the mic

01:11:47.960 that Riley Reid deep-throated. That is the mic.

01:11:50.320 Does it smell any different?

01:11:52.720 No, I think we should be good.

01:11:54.640 It's clean by now.

01:11:56.480 We've had quite a few guests

01:11:57.800 since then. That have all

01:11:59.920 deep-throated the mic.

01:12:02.100 I wonder if they even put

01:12:03.940 the suite up. I hope they didn't.

01:12:05.820 Oh, right there.

01:12:08.000 Oh, no, bro.

01:12:09.120 He does a nice pan.

01:12:11.760 A nice classic pan.

01:12:14.060 Hey, yo, what's good?

01:12:18.160 Bella Torres, your boy LP.

01:12:20.380 Let's get it.

01:12:22.560 Hey, that was pretty smooth.

01:12:24.540 No, bro.

01:12:25.500 I mean, watch me sit this fucking...

01:12:27.340 It was so cute, though, dude.

01:12:28.960 It was so cute.

01:12:29.960 Then he drinks a water.

01:12:31.220 Because I was still sober at this point.

01:12:32.840 It's going to replay.

01:12:33.460 Bella Torres, your boy LP.

01:12:35.000 Let's get it.

01:12:36.100 Pause it.

01:12:36.880 The girl next to her was just like,

01:12:38.100 who the fuck is wrong with this guy?

01:12:40.060 Can we get a freeze frame?

01:12:40.660 Look at that.

01:12:41.600 Fuck, I can't freeze it on it.

01:12:42.900 My fingers aren't fast

01:12:44.120 I'm not a gamer

01:12:44.680 You have the same watch as me

01:12:45.640 I don't know if I saw

01:12:46.720 Different

01:12:47.360 No how much was that

01:12:48.720 10k

01:12:49.720 Yeah it's a little different

01:12:51.360 Yours is

01:12:51.980 He's got the

01:12:52.380 10 times

01:12:53.000 Literally

01:12:53.580 10 times 10

01:12:54.960 Literally exactly

01:12:55.760 10 times more

01:12:56.560 Oh shit

01:12:57.760 No

01:12:58.700 That's nice though

01:12:59.300 It was 60

01:13:00.060 Yeah cause you got a deal

01:13:01.340 On it in Dubai

01:13:02.080 It's like a 100,000

01:13:03.460 Watch

01:13:04.020 It's uh

01:13:04.560 It stood out

01:13:05.200 It stood out

01:13:05.800 So it was worth it

01:13:07.020 No man

01:13:08.000 Do not pay 60,000

01:13:09.800 Yeah no actually

01:13:10.540 It wasn't worth it

01:13:11.300 It's the dumbest shit ever

01:13:12.080 It's not worth it

01:13:12.620 Put a down payment on a house.

01:13:14.080 Yeah, or invest in property.

01:13:15.920 But yeah, man, it was awkward.

01:13:17.480 You ever have some awkward-ass fan encounters?

01:13:20.800 I'm sure you do.

01:13:21.580 Dude, all the time.

01:13:23.480 I just don't like this when I meet fans,

01:13:25.900 and then they're like, say something to my Snapchat.

01:13:27.580 And I'm like, what's up, Snapchat?

01:13:29.500 I don't know what to say, and it's so awkward.

01:13:31.660 And my face turns red because I get embarrassed.

01:13:34.160 Do you know, it gets the most awkward

01:13:36.660 after you've said the hello, and they keep recording.

01:13:40.720 It's like, hey, what's up, Snapchat?

01:13:42.620 shout out to you guys like are you talking are they asking for you to talk to the snapchat

01:13:49.760 corporate team or like what's up snapchat headquarters you guys are doing great

01:13:55.600 or to their uh friends but also it's like uh when they ask to like facetime their like cousins and

01:14:03.280 then after that oh let me facetime my brother then i'm like oh dude like you know what like

01:14:07.500 i gotta go now like i'm sorry we had so many awkward moments at this let me tell you about

01:14:11.980 the worst one this one was bad and by the way i am never ceased to be amazed by how many things

01:14:20.540 can go wrong when you are meeting fans yeah so yo um i've got a solution to all this after i want

01:14:26.800 to share it okay okay i would love to hear number one is the handshakes number one right off the

01:14:32.100 bat immediately things go wrong right it's like it's like yo nice to meet you yep how did you

01:14:37.280 what how so that's that's number one so i had obviously a lot of those but yesterday there's

01:14:42.720 one in particular it was the dad of the

01:14:45.800 it was the manager of the main fighter who came out from the back left this fighter there brought

01:14:53.780 his kids um and i was and so you know this dude's like important dude yeah and uh after i take a

01:14:59.880 picture with his kids two daughters seven to ten maybe and a son and after i take the picture i go

01:15:04.860 to shake his hand because who knows who knows I could be fighting in Bellator one day yeah and

01:15:09.080 uh I go and the daughter like curves hard right in front of me and I like reach through her hair

01:15:17.320 so I got his hair clumped in my hand and I lock I lock uh hands with the dad and I'm shaking it

01:15:25.300 the dog is like no yo i'm dead that's never happened to me just my fingers are in her

01:15:35.540 weaved in her hair it's because we were sober bro because i had yes it is because i had a really

01:15:40.860 because i had a really awkward moment too i met you probably never seen the show because you're

01:15:45.580 like 12 and spencer spencer might have seen it but you remember the oc or or the hill the oc or

01:15:50.060 the hills on mtv unfortunately yeah all right so i met spencer and heidi pratt last night heidi

01:15:54.760 and spencer right that's pretty awesome it was awesome and we and we and you know what's up man

01:15:58.560 and i suck with names obviously i knew it was him but he was like all right nice to meet you mike

01:16:02.680 whatever and he's walking out after right after this handshake and he's walking out and he goes

01:16:06.820 good to meet and he grabbed my attention quickly and i turned up and he goes hey man good to meet

01:16:10.960 you see you later mike and in my haste i said all right yeah what's up it's like it's because you

01:16:18.180 didn't expect him to say at all and it was and it was him so like i'm like a little kind of like i

01:16:22.740 want to see something cool and i was like yeah all right man then what's up the worst is like

01:16:27.240 this he's like this yeah the worst is when like mush comes out your mouth like you just don't

01:16:32.840 even say yeah you're like what's that it was kind of like that but it was also like the situation

01:16:40.500 where they're like uh where your waiter's like enjoy your meal and you're like yeah you too

01:16:43.780 yeah exactly i'll enjoy your meal you fucking yeah that's mad buddy it's the worst ready for

01:16:50.120 the solution or do you still have more do you have any stories that you remember off the bat

01:16:54.680 i know this is hard i have like a scary experience that happened once what happened at my house

01:17:00.680 slenderman close to it side men the side no so like it was like midnight and like i'm just

01:17:07.120 chilling in my room i'm about to go to sleep and then i hear my front door knock oh and keep in

01:17:11.400 mind i live in a gated community so it like the door knocks i look out my window from my room

01:17:16.160 because i see the front door and it's like some chick like 19 year old like perfect pretty yeah

01:17:21.380 yeah yeah that's what i'm saying i'm like okay what the hell is that's so random and then like

01:17:24.860 i'm like hey what's up from my window i didn't go downstairs to open the door and it wasn't

01:17:28.220 molly escombe it was not molly escombe but uh i opened or i opened my balcony door and i'm like

01:17:33.160 hey what's up she's like hey uh brian like she called me by my first name and she's like hey

01:17:36.940 can you come outside real quick and i was like what like that was the worst like the weirdest

01:17:41.380 thing maybe just like a phase rug oh my god i love you take can we take a picture but she said can

01:17:45.020 come outside and i'm like uh no i'm about to go to sleep i'm sorry why she's like no please like

01:17:49.280 just come outside like please i just want to talk to you i said it's freaky it's midnight i'm scared

01:17:54.680 shitless of the girl that i wasn't really scared of the girl but then i looked it could have been

01:17:59.220 bait dude exactly what happened i looked across the street there's like a running car with like

01:18:04.080 three guys in it like chilling waiting for this girl whoa tanner fox and his boys exactly

01:18:09.840 what if it was honestly just a prank i don't know though but then like she kept trying to lure me

01:18:14.820 outside and i'm like yo can you please like get out of here and like she's like i really want to

01:18:19.240 talk to you and i'm like no i'm gonna call the cops and then like she's like okay like i'm gonna

01:18:22.600 go and like she went in the car and they drove off whoa i just thought that was weird i don't

01:18:26.500 know if i was just super paranoid but i thought they were gonna kidnap me just being he bossed

01:18:31.280 up that was yeah i didn't i didn't fall for the bait from the girl because i saw the because i

01:18:35.680 saw the car but like yeah don't show up at youtubers or celebrities houses please we love

01:18:41.460 you. We love you guys. We love meeting you

01:18:43.320 in public, but the house thing just

01:18:45.140 is not ideal. You have the longest

01:18:47.480 podcast in the history of Impulsive.

01:18:49.200 You know that, right? Whoa, no way. No, no, hands down.

01:18:51.420 How long have we been on? Oh, my God. What?

01:18:52.960 We have three hours now? Three and a half?

01:18:55.740 Whoa!

01:18:56.740 We're two minutes short of the long.

01:18:59.100 I saw an hour one before.

01:19:01.100 Yeah, the solution to all this is

01:19:03.000 jetpacks.

01:19:05.480 Okay, so I'm

01:19:06.860 going to need you to elaborate. So anytime

01:19:08.980 bad situation, gone.

01:19:10.920 gone that's that's do you think that could be more awkward because you took off on a jetpack

01:19:16.880 like does that add to the awkwardness of the situation depends how quick it is nah i know

01:19:21.360 i don't like this because i could like i know the headline logan paul uh ignites fan on fire

01:19:27.520 via jetpack fuel what if it was an aquapack oh water logan paul douses sandcastle sculpture

01:19:35.000 in water ruining man's life turning him into that guy pico from the show what's his name rico

01:19:41.360 um yeah you dude it's a long podcast because i'm enjoying myself yeah no this is awesome

01:19:50.380 maybe we should get drunk before

01:19:51.920 no don't do that dude i'm not gonna lie i was actually like i was actually extremely nervous

01:19:58.200 before this very at what point when you walked in when you walked on set no no no when you told

01:20:03.660 me it's sunday like what when you told me it was on sunday so four days four days ago i've been

01:20:08.360 thinking about i'm like shit like i hope i do good i've never been on a podcast so like this

01:20:12.420 are you such a likable guy i know that feeling bro thank you man yeah yeah like you have nothing

01:20:16.460 to worry about yeah as long as you be yourself exactly and not a dickhead yeah he's gonna be

01:20:24.220 okay i feel like you use your your platform to like give back to your fans yeah a lot what do

01:20:31.320 you have a community of people like yeah so so first off shout out to the rugrats i call my squad

01:20:36.240 dude i love you guys um but yeah man like one of the main reasons i stay away from dramas because

01:20:42.500 i don't like negative like i don't like negativity i don't like negative people like i stay away from

01:20:47.600 that stuff and like it's it's definitely succeeded i don't want to have like um like my name big

01:20:53.000 because of bad publicity even though like there's that saying like yeah man let me nope nope it

01:20:56.940 sucks okay yeah i mean bro but like what were you gonna say the same well i know what are you gonna

01:21:02.180 say yeah like all all publicity is good publicity that's false right okay all right i just want to

01:21:07.120 make sure not true yeah but like i don't know i just have like i feel like when i'm recording i

01:21:11.460 have like a special bond with my fans because like when i meet them in public too like they always

01:21:15.580 talk about like my videos and i feel like we just connect and i think that's like i know you've had

01:21:19.780 that feeling too a lot it's awesome huh it's so cool when you're talking to the camera and you

01:21:24.960 know it's gonna be received by people i love that we're gonna love it bro and like i don't know

01:21:29.660 about you you sound like you do this too like depending on the how well versed the fan is in

01:21:34.300 the world of logan paul i will sit there and talk to them about things i'll ask their opinions i

01:21:39.320 want because they're the audience bro they're the ones that matter most yeah and uh i've had like

01:21:44.240 30 minute long conversations with fans before like for sure like it's awesome like you just

01:21:48.140 they think like they they uh feel like you're their friend and that's how you want to make

01:21:52.480 them feel like they're not just talking to some celebrity you know like it's it's cool to make

01:21:56.680 them seem like uh they're talking to just like a friend or a brother like something like that

01:22:00.500 where um where do you get recognized the most is there a spot do you have a demo per se um as in

01:22:06.640 like a city like you go to the mall mall mall is number one basketball games or like baseball games

01:22:14.300 oh yeah um where's like there's like one spot that i always get recognized i think just like

01:22:20.520 the mall for sure is number one you you lived and grew up in san diego yeah my whole life

01:22:25.340 and i come out to la to like go to the clout house you know hang hang out with people do a

01:22:31.220 podcast hey yeah there we go i just got real tired i don't know your hangover is probably

01:22:38.000 finally setting in no it's been here oh wait i was gonna ask so after the shot like did you

01:22:42.620 continue drinking oh yeah oh okay i thought it was just the one shot it wouldn't be worth it

01:22:47.240 If it was just we came home, we woke up everyone disrespectfully, but we didn't we didn't we didn't half.

01:22:52.740 I'm so sorry about we played Sonos.

01:22:54.820 Shoot me a text next time.

01:22:56.360 I didn't even know you went out.

01:22:57.840 He thought it was just me, which was all I could hear was Mike.

01:23:00.380 Of course.

01:23:01.140 And then all I could hear is Mike.

01:23:02.320 And then suddenly I like a voice like Mike, Mike.

01:23:07.020 Had fun last night.

01:23:08.140 Dude, I have to say something, though.

01:23:09.820 Mike, like I see a lot of comments saying Mike is annoying.

01:23:13.620 Mike cuts people off.

01:23:14.700 I disagree with that.

01:23:16.400 What do you think of Mike?

01:23:17.240 i think he's awesome i think he's funny it's been swapping so the comments are they're all over the

01:23:21.680 place but they're like yo he we have a very balanced situation here and i'm working on the

01:23:25.800 cutoffs by the way i am that that's completely true i shouldn't be cutting anyone off but but

01:23:30.840 then like a couple episodes i got kind of shelled up yeah and that's not good either yeah people

01:23:35.460 miss the old mic you know you know when you hold a fart in don't do that and you shake your pants

01:23:41.100 you just can't hold a fart you gotta manage the fart the topics were interesting dude the last

01:23:47.140 podcast should address this um was julius do you know no it was the one before that right

01:23:52.520 the nelk boy when we had the nelk boys on um shout out nelk boys i was being a dick to mike

01:23:58.340 because i just wasn't into him that i don't know why i think i was having a bad day bro i think me

01:24:03.700 being vegan it was really pissing me off like it was just a bad day and so i like called him out

01:24:07.720 on the show and like no the fans is like whoop my ass in the comments they were like like yeah

01:24:12.240 Logan, shut the fuck up.

01:24:14.160 Get off your podcast.

01:24:15.280 We love Mike.

01:24:16.060 But some of them were like, we agree with Logan.

01:24:19.220 And then so it was a note for me.

01:24:21.080 I was like, I'm going to be easier on Mike.

01:24:23.500 We got to meet in the middle somewhere.

01:24:25.260 It's all about that teamwork, man.

01:24:26.840 Today was good.

01:24:27.760 I felt that too.

01:24:28.500 It was incredible.

01:24:29.320 I felt like you're doing great today.

01:24:31.520 It's all, everything was just a great podcast.

01:24:33.160 I think this was awesome.

01:24:33.980 This was fun.

01:24:34.320 Should we just stay on like all day?

01:24:37.220 Crazy with a little tequila, dude.

01:24:39.520 I'm back in the game.

01:24:40.620 Ladies and gentlemen, that's FaZe Rug on this episode of Impulsive.

01:24:44.580 Thank you for having me.

01:24:45.580 Of course, bro.

01:24:46.220 Of course.

01:24:46.680 I want to do an extended audio-only question and answer with you right now

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01:25:00.760 He'll do it.

01:25:01.580 FaZe Rug, you can find this guy on Instagram.

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01:25:06.420 Makes sense.

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01:25:20.040 Question and answer.

01:25:21.200 Cheeseburgers, yes or no?

01:25:22.960 Yes.

01:25:23.620 Okay.

01:25:24.440 Is your diet?

01:25:25.380 You watch that shit?

01:25:28.220 I mean, like, so I don't gain weight.

01:25:32.680 I don't know why.

01:25:33.660 Did you say diet, right?

01:25:34.760 Diet, yeah.

01:25:35.060 Okay, okay, yeah.

01:25:35.580 So I don't gain weight because I have a fast metabolism,

01:25:38.180 and i eat very unhealthy but i do need to watch myself because like even if it doesn't show in

01:25:44.480 the way it's it's affecting the inside of my body so i do try to eat healthy when i can but i i do

01:25:50.420 eat fast food a lot i'm not gonna lie it's not it's not it's not good for you but in in moderation

01:25:55.560 you have to like give me chick-fil-a dude i love it speaking of chick-fil-a sandwiches would you

01:25:59.200 fuck any youtubers like are there any that you let me rephrase it chick-fil-a is something i mean

01:26:04.940 i need my chick-fil-a speaking of chicken sandwiches okay would are there any youtubers

01:26:09.480 that you have a crush on smooth like or that you would that you would take on a nice date

01:26:14.460 to dinner one youtuber actually hold on hold on let me think about this one this is this

01:26:23.260 is a tricky question it's not tricky it's simple she's a gamer oh dude no no i guess is it that

01:26:31.040 Is it the Pokemon? Is it the Sniper Wolf?

01:26:34.160 Is it Valkyrie?

01:26:37.020 He said it.

01:26:37.900 Wait, you said it, though.

01:26:40.300 Let's keep it private.

01:26:42.540 This is the audio version only.

01:26:44.360 I'm saying, like, Rugg may have written

01:26:46.140 something down on a piece of paper.

01:26:47.280 I know things now.

01:26:49.380 If you're listening.

01:26:50.920 He's got two Lambos.

01:26:52.320 Let's go for one.

01:26:53.880 I approve of that.

01:26:58.820 Solid right there.

01:26:59.600 any girls you'd like to see logan talk to hey there oh youtubers let's see oh youtubers um

01:27:06.200 who would be like a good match for him i'm trying to see like is there a lot of girl youtubers on

01:27:11.660 the platform like i feel like um yeah yeah yeah but yo i feel like i i have found that most and

01:27:19.760 not it's not like i've really talked to he's in a hole here ladies no no no no it's just like i've

01:27:25.400 like a lot of the uh female youtubers they're fucking hard workers brother grinding they don't

01:27:30.740 give a shit about dating like sure if it walks in their life like great but they are hard working

01:27:36.400 they're on their work kind yeah so so you know sometimes it's hard to get time from them sometimes

01:27:41.720 it's not yeah um yeah i don't know what's your favorite fast food in and out it's a good one

01:27:48.680 definitely man i don't it's good it's good it is i'll say this like it's overrated yes for sure

01:27:55.020 that's like whenever people don't have in and out

01:27:56.960 where they live and they come and try it they're like oh this is

01:27:58.920 overrated but like I don't know I just

01:28:00.920 never get tired of it you ever fuck with five guys

01:28:02.880 yeah five guys is pretty bomb too

01:28:04.740 what about veggie grill

01:28:06.060 you're not a fan I've never

01:28:08.840 been there it's really good

01:28:10.760 I bonded

01:28:12.860 big time over this when we originally met

01:28:14.600 I was like you like veggie grill and he's like

01:28:17.020 it's my favorite

01:28:17.900 I love veggie grill

01:28:20.600 you haven't tried it

01:28:22.980 oh you gotta try it

01:28:24.200 santa fe crispy chicken it's all vegan get the chocolate chip cookie side of sweet potato fries

01:28:28.120 once a week for five years straight okay i'll try it out i have a packing order for fast for i call

01:28:34.900 those not fast food what you said in and out i call it that uh made to order i used to have a

01:28:40.220 food blog by the way it's not really fast food you know what i'm saying it's like quit it's not

01:28:43.980 that fast shake shack top number one shake is number one bomb is five guys in and out and

01:28:51.020 And then there's a chain in the south called Whataburger.

01:28:53.860 Whataburger.

01:28:54.780 I've had it once.

01:28:55.560 I think it's ass, kind of.

01:28:56.860 Really?

01:28:57.300 Yeah.

01:28:58.020 I had it when I went to Texas.

01:28:59.420 It was pretty good.

01:29:00.880 I mean, maybe it was because of my first time having it.

01:29:03.720 I don't know.

01:29:04.260 You told me about that the other day, the Whataburger.

01:29:06.740 Whataburger.

01:29:07.060 Yeah, no Whataburger.

01:29:09.000 It's a Whataburger made of water.

01:29:11.600 You walked into my room at a very inopportune time to tell me about this Whataburger.

01:29:15.240 I don't know why I did that.

01:29:16.360 You often walk into my room at inopportune times.

01:29:19.320 The other day.

01:29:19.900 Yeah, that's one thing

01:29:21.640 Living upstairs

01:29:22.460 All three of us live upstairs

01:29:24.180 Like very close proximity to each other

01:29:26.160 And it's

01:29:26.940 My strategy is just go right in

01:29:29.220 Just enter

01:29:30.440 Just enter

01:29:31.160 I've walked in on some things

01:29:33.220 And by the way, I've brought some things to that room

01:29:36.620 Shake Shack

01:29:38.180 No, Whataburger

01:29:39.760 Whataburger

01:29:40.560 He said, why did you bring me this shit?

01:29:42.800 Yo, um

01:29:44.280 Did you see Ninja?

01:29:48.460 Yeah

01:29:48.620 Is he like

01:29:50.160 Have the tides turned on him

01:29:54.380 In a way

01:29:55.260 I don't know like I know there's been like

01:29:57.860 Controversy around his name

01:29:59.260 From what by the way

01:30:01.560 I think it honestly sparked up from

01:30:03.560 The whole Drake thing I don't know if you guys saw

01:30:05.800 What happened

01:30:06.320 Like where

01:30:08.240 It was a video of him on stream just saying that

01:30:11.820 Like Drake hit him up to like ride the wave

01:30:14.180 Of Fortnite

01:30:15.600 I don't know if you remember that

01:30:17.140 Oh I do remember that

01:30:18.360 He got a little too lippy, huh?

01:30:19.980 Yeah.

01:30:20.500 I mean, if Drake was my friend, I'd be the happiest person in the world.

01:30:24.160 But, like, I don't know.

01:30:25.440 Maybe it just, like, got to him.

01:30:27.140 But in the end, like, I still, like, Ninja's a, like, good person.

01:30:30.520 I think so.

01:30:31.200 I met him once.

01:30:32.580 But, yeah, I think.

01:30:35.040 Somebody.

01:30:35.580 He seems like a good dude.

01:30:37.020 I just feel like sort of he had his shit my pants moment.

01:30:40.700 Oh, for sure.

01:30:41.720 Someone.

01:30:42.840 That's not just came out of my nose.

01:30:44.200 You can't see it.

01:30:45.560 You can't see it.

01:30:46.920 Audio only.

01:30:47.500 which is great uh tune into the video only after the only tfue's better than him tfue is really

01:30:56.640 really good and so i was on the call with a consultant the other day talking about gaming

01:30:59.640 and they said there's a lot of brands out there who are like oh my god ninja ninja and they're

01:31:03.080 and they end up to date because everybody in the know knows tfue's got the games and the girls

01:31:08.900 yeah no i think it's just because like ninja's name is i think bigger just because of like

01:31:13.680 everything he's done in the past he's done so much for gaming oh yeah he's done he's done so

01:31:18.780 much so much so like i think it's just the name but like if people look into like tfue like he's

01:31:23.620 i think in my opinion like the the best like fortnite streamer biggest um i think he like

01:31:29.320 i think he gets more views than ninja now correct me i think he has more subs than him yeah it's

01:31:33.720 tfue tfue's the one that doesn't have any skins right yeah that's yeah no i i but i think he does

01:31:39.900 He got some skins.

01:31:41.720 See, I resonated with that because for the first

01:31:43.600 like, I don't know,

01:31:46.240 like while, like half a year that I was playing

01:31:48.020 Fortnite, I didn't get a skin. And everybody was

01:31:49.920 pressuring me into it. I just got one.

01:31:52.240 Yesterday. Mike's been running around in the most

01:31:54.220 default skins. The girl.

01:31:56.060 The girl. Oh, okay. Yeah. How much money

01:31:58.020 have you guys spent on skins? Me?

01:32:00.180 Thousands of dollars. A thousand at least.

01:32:02.040 Yeah, at least a thousand. That's so interesting

01:32:04.200 to me how Fortnite is

01:32:06.040 making that kind of money on skins.

01:32:07.920 Oh my God. It's a free game.

01:32:09.900 but the in-game purchases is what's making them

01:32:12.000 the crazy money. Actually, my account

01:32:14.060 with all the skins

01:32:16.100 got hacked and banned, so now

01:32:17.820 all of them are gone. Is there a way I could get that

01:32:19.980 back? Like, I'm sure. Fortnite.

01:32:22.060 Fortnite, hello. You are asking

01:32:23.920 the wrong guy. I would assume it's Epic Games

01:32:26.160 some sort of. Yeah, hit him up.

01:32:28.000 I mean, I think you got enough freaking clout to

01:32:29.840 try to, like,

01:32:31.280 let him know. Maybe bring a bear, a live

01:32:33.900 bear onto their campus.

01:32:35.620 You like naps? Yeah.

01:32:37.640 Yeah, I'm about to take one. Okay. Oh, really?

01:32:39.640 yeah okay all right all right we'll call it here all right mike's gone peace out mike audio version

01:32:44.820 of impulsive only hit that subscribe button we'll see you next time phase road we love you hey thank

01:32:49.440 you thanks for having me take it easy peace peace don't move audio only question and answer

01:32:58.200 cheeseburgers yes or no yes okay okay is your diet you watch that shit um i mean um like so i

01:33:08.180 don't gain weight i don't know why did you say diet right okay okay yeah so i don't gain weight

01:33:14.140 because i have a fast metabolism and i eat very unhealthy but i do need to watch myself because

01:33:20.020 like even if it doesn't show in the weight it's it's affecting the inside of my body so i do try

01:33:25.440 to eat healthy when i can but i i do eat fast food a lot i'm not gonna lie it's not it's not

01:33:30.640 it's not good for you but in in moderation you have to like give me chick-fil-a dude i love it

01:33:34.660 Speaking of Chick-fil-A sandwiches, would you fuck any YouTubers?

01:33:37.480 Like, are there any that you...

01:33:38.260 Let me rephrase that.

01:33:40.840 Chick-fil-A is something...

01:33:41.900 I mean, I need my Chick-fil-A.

01:33:43.340 Speaking of chicken sandwiches...

01:33:44.860 Okay.

01:33:45.620 Are there any YouTubers that you have a crush on?

01:33:47.960 Smooth.

01:33:48.900 Like, or that you would take on a nice date to dinner?

01:33:54.600 One YouTuber.

01:33:56.160 Actually, hold on, hold on.

01:33:58.140 Let me think about this one.

01:33:59.520 This is a tricky question.

01:34:01.660 It's not tricky.

01:34:02.480 It's simple.

01:34:02.840 She's a gamer

01:34:05.520 No I can't say

01:34:07.600 Is it that Pokemon girl

01:34:08.980 Is it the Pokemon

01:34:10.120 Is it Sniper Wolf

01:34:11.040 Is it Valkyrie

01:34:12.140 He said it

01:34:14.820 What you said though

01:34:16.020 I don't want

01:34:16.440 I mean

01:34:16.840 Dude

01:34:17.600 Let's keep it private

01:34:18.680 This is the audio version only

01:34:21.300 I'm saying like

01:34:22.220 Rug may have written

01:34:23.280 Something down on a piece of paper

01:34:24.260 I may know things now

01:34:25.260 I know things now

01:34:26.440 If you're listening

01:34:27.140 Hey look Faye's rug

01:34:28.600 He's got two Lambos

01:34:29.480 Let's go

01:34:29.940 Hey

01:34:30.320 He goes hey

01:34:31.840 What's up

01:34:32.260 i approve of that uh-huh damn oh yeah that's solid right there we go any girls you'd like

01:34:38.060 to see logan talk to hey there oh youtubers let's see oh youtubers um who would be like

01:34:43.780 a good match form i'm trying to see like is there a lot of girl youtubers on the platform

01:34:49.280 like i feel like um yeah yeah yeah but yo i feel like i i have found that most and not

01:34:57.080 It's not like I've really talked to

01:34:59.840 He's in a hole here, ladies and gentlemen

01:35:01.240 No, no, no, no

01:35:01.940 It's just like a lot of the female YouTubers

01:35:05.540 They're fucking hard workers, bro

01:35:07.120 They're grinding

01:35:07.520 They don't give a shit about dating

01:35:09.220 Like, sure, if it walks in their life, like, great

01:35:11.580 But they are hard-working women

01:35:14.300 Yeah, so, you know, sometimes it's hard to get time from them

01:35:18.600 Sometimes it's not

01:35:19.300 Yeah, I don't know

01:35:21.860 What's your favorite fast food?

01:35:23.920 In-N-Out

01:35:24.720 That's a good one

01:35:25.840 Definitely

01:35:26.260 man i don't it's good it's good it is i'll say this like it's overrated yes for sure that's like

01:35:32.760 whenever people don't have in and out where they live and they come and try it they're like oh

01:35:35.780 this is overrated but like i don't know i just never get tired of it you ever fuck with five

01:35:39.740 guys yeah five guys is pretty bomb too yeah what about veggie girl are you you're not a fan i've

01:35:45.740 never been it's really good yo actually i bonded big time over this when we originally met i was

01:35:52.100 like you you like veggie girl and he's like it's my favorite so i love veggie girl okay i'm not

01:35:58.460 you haven't tried it no you gotta try i've never tried santa fe crispy chicken it's all vegan get

01:36:03.500 the chocolate chip cookie side of sweet potato fries i've been eating that meal once a week for

01:36:07.240 five years straight okay i'll try it out i have a packing order for a fast food for i call those

01:36:12.260 not fast food what you said in and out i call it that uh made to order i used to have a food blog

01:36:17.800 by the way it's not really fast food you know what i'm saying it's like quit it's not that fast

01:36:21.740 shake shack top number one shake is number one bomb is five guys in and out and then there's a

01:36:28.540 chain in the in the south called what a burger what a burger i had it once i think it's ass

01:36:33.420 kind of really yeah i had it when i went to texas it was it was pretty good i mean maybe

01:36:38.300 my first time having it i don't know you told me about that the other day the water burger

01:36:43.160 you walked into my room

01:36:49.960 at a very inopportune time to tell me about this water

01:36:52.360 I don't know why I did that

01:36:53.540 you often walk into my room at inopportune times

01:36:55.940 the other day

01:36:57.060 yeah that's one thing living upstairs

01:36:59.580 all three of us live upstairs like very

01:37:01.940 close proximity to each other

01:37:03.300 and it's my strategy is just go

01:37:05.940 right in just enter

01:37:07.580 just enter I've walked in on some

01:37:09.800 on some things and by the way I've

01:37:11.900 Brought some things to that room

01:37:13.780 Shake Shack

01:37:15.320 No, Whataburger

01:37:16.920 He said, why did you bring me this shit?

01:37:19.960 Yo

01:37:20.180 Did you see

01:37:23.980 Ninja?

01:37:25.620 Is he like

01:37:27.320 Have the tides

01:37:30.240 Turned on him in a way?

01:37:33.060 I don't know

01:37:33.660 I know there's been controversy around his name

01:37:36.400 Lately

01:37:37.400 From what, by the way?

01:37:38.900 I think it honestly sparked up from

01:37:40.720 um uh the whole drake thing i don't know if you guys saw what happened what happened like um where

01:37:45.380 um it was a video of him on stream just saying that like drake hit him up to like ride the wave

01:37:51.340 of fortnight oh i don't know if you remember that oh i do remember that oh he got a little

01:37:56.200 too lippy huh yeah i mean if drake was my friend i'd be the happiest person in the world but like

01:38:01.680 i don't know maybe it just like got to him but in the end like i still like ninja's uh like good

01:38:07.300 person i think so i met him once but um yeah i think somebody's he seems like a good dude i just

01:38:14.540 feel like sort of he had his shit my pants moment oh for sure someone someone that's not just came

01:38:20.840 out of my nose you you can't see it you can't see it audio only which is great uh tune into the video

01:38:28.900 only after the audio only tfue's better than him tfue is really really good and so i was on the

01:38:34.980 call with a consultant the other day talking about gaming and they said there's a lot of

01:38:37.620 brands out there who are like oh my god ninja ninja and they're and they end up to date because

01:38:41.640 everybody in the know knows tfue's got the games and the girls yeah no i think it's just because

01:38:47.780 like ninja's name is i think bigger just because of like everything he's done in the past he's

01:38:52.720 done so much for gaming oh yeah he's done he's done so much so much so like i think it's just

01:38:57.660 the name but like if people look into like tfue like he's i think in my opinion like the the best

01:39:03.560 like fortnight streamer biggest um i think he like i think he gets more views than ninja now

01:39:08.140 correct me i think he has more subs than him yeah it's tfue tfue's the one that doesn't have any

01:39:13.160 skins right yeah that's yeah no i i but i think he does he got some he got some skins yeah see

01:39:19.080 i resonated with that because for the first like i don't know like while like half a year that i

01:39:24.920 was playing fortnight i didn't get a skin and everybody was pressuring him into it i just got

01:39:28.380 one yesterday mike's been running around in default default it's the girl the girl oh okay

01:39:34.200 yeah how much money have you guys spent on skins me thousands of dollars a thousand at least yeah

01:39:39.280 at least that's so interesting to me how fortnite is making that kind of money oh my god it's a

01:39:46.420 free game but the in-game purchases is what's making them the crazy money actually my account

01:39:51.180 smart my account with all the skins got hacked and banned so now all of them are gone is there

01:39:56.400 a way i could get that back like i'm sure fortnight fortnight hello you are asking the wrong i i

01:40:02.200 would assume it's epic games some sort of yeah hit them up i mean i think you got enough freaking

01:40:06.300 clout to to try to like make that happen let them know bring a bear a live bear onto their campus

01:40:12.000 you like naps yeah yeah i'm about to take one okay oh really yeah okay all right all right we'll call

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 28, 2019

FAZE RUG TALKS COCAINE, TFUE, AND FIGHTING A YOUTUBER - IMPAULSIVE EP. 29

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