Impaulsive with Logan Paul - IS THE SLUT WHISPERER A GENIUS OR A SCUMBAG？ - IMPAULSIVE EP. 30

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00:02:06.080 like me the video guy there's a security guard who comes out of the bathroom stall so he just

00:02:10.460 probably got done pooping and we just bring her in there and i just dunk her head in the toilet

00:02:15.800 it and flush it and i think somebody farted over here does it smell no but i heard it are you

00:02:30.000 drinking moonshine yes or is that water there's got to be some i don't know if that's allowed on 1.00

00:02:35.460 youtube i'm gonna be honest it's water you fucking pussy welcome back to impulsive the number one 0.99

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00:02:55.860 um i got my std results back they came back yeah we negative which is positive they were it was 0.88

00:03:02.580 negative as in i'm clean go to a second doctor nah nah it's good i uploaded my first um vlog today

00:03:11.720 in a while. I got a tattoo.

00:03:13.560 If you guys have not seen it, I'll show it here

00:03:15.660 on Impulse for sure.

00:03:16.880 I got a squirtle next to my...

00:03:18.820 You're going to like this, actually.

00:03:21.720 Wow. Truly impeccable.

00:03:24.440 He's a cool squirtle.

00:03:25.740 He got sunglasses on.

00:03:28.400 He's always just standing there

00:03:29.660 with his arms at his side. You're innovative, man.

00:03:31.760 Am I or am I just an idiot? 1.00

00:03:33.520 You're an innovative idiot. 1.00

00:03:35.100 Okay. Yeah. 1.00

00:03:36.680 It can happen. That's a perfect

00:03:38.940 description of who I am. 0.86

00:03:40.560 um also like not to not to not to say like this person is that but damn i feel like we got one

00:03:47.060 of those today we got him we got him ladies and gentlemen we got him i want to introduce our guest 0.94

00:03:51.500 uh he is a self-proclaimed ugly russian jew he's gotten his instagram deleted over 74 times wow 0.65

00:03:58.960 finally though he has managed to lock down an account and build it up to 1.3 million followers 0.91

00:04:03.700 he is named after a small crustacean.

00:04:06.300 It's Kirill,

00:04:07.880 a.k.a. the Slut Whisperer. 1.00

00:04:11.620 Yeah, yeah, that's you. 1.00

00:04:13.640 Kirill, like, uh...

00:04:15.220 It's okay.

00:04:16.640 It was creative. 0.99

00:04:17.320 It's a dumb joke. 0.99

00:04:18.100 I thought it was. 0.99

00:04:18.660 I liked it.

00:04:19.260 I've never heard it.

00:04:20.360 Most people have to make something up, 0.82

00:04:23.400 right, like have a pet narwhal 0.97

00:04:25.660 or invented the airplane. 0.99

00:04:28.300 Not really for you. 1.00

00:04:29.140 You kind of have your own crazy fucking story. 1.00

00:04:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:32.300 If you had to describe who you are

00:04:35.160 And what you do

00:04:36.560 Like why has your Instagram been deleted

00:04:39.340 I think I just irritate people well

00:04:41.280 It comes naturally because I'm Jewish

00:04:43.000 But yeah

00:04:44.340 I'm just a professional

00:04:45.760 And I hate that term

00:04:47.940 And they use it all the time like disruptor

00:04:50.460 No I'm just irritating

00:04:52.060 That's my job

00:04:53.340 By the way this logo is great

00:04:55.900 And it just feels like I'm about to find out if I'm not the father

00:04:58.960 Like it has a very like

00:05:00.580 We can change that

00:05:01.340 Yeah.

00:05:01.700 It changes colors, yeah.

00:05:02.820 What do you think about the sign up top?

00:05:04.820 You know what?

00:05:06.480 It's kind of make it your own thing, right?

00:05:08.260 Because.

00:05:08.820 Do you think life is a dry handjob? 0.96

00:05:10.560 I have no issues with dry handjobs. 0.85

00:05:13.080 Do you want to know something? 0.88

00:05:14.060 I am the exact same way.

00:05:15.220 Like people talk about using lotion or they're like, I use lotion like tissues.

00:05:19.160 I'm like, I can go and dry.

00:05:20.840 Yeah.

00:05:21.440 No, I mean, that's kind of, you know, it's like being able to make your own fire.

00:05:26.060 You know what I mean?

00:05:26.360 Like you're out.

00:05:27.600 Yeah.

00:05:27.800 You're just like, you know how to get it done in the easiest way possible.

00:05:31.900 Yeah.

00:05:32.500 And it's, I'm definitely an easy comer.

00:05:34.840 Like that's, it's just because I'm just used to like this.

00:05:37.480 That's it.

00:05:37.960 You have a, you have a girlfriend, yeah?

00:05:39.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:39.820 And she, she's just dishing out your handjobs. 1.00

00:05:42.580 Oh, no, no. 0.99

00:05:43.180 You should not be getting handjobs after like age 15 though. 0.87

00:05:46.920 Or after like a, or after like a two dates.

00:05:49.820 No.

00:05:50.120 Like if someone goes, why, handjobs are weird because why are you going to give me something 0.97

00:05:55.280 I can do better than you? 0.94

00:05:56.900 Like, you know what I mean?

00:05:57.500 but what if you can't what if you say what if you simply got i have the tools i've been working

00:06:01.620 with them my whole life like you're coming in all you know like an intern yeah like i don't need to 0.99

00:06:07.200 like you know if i could suck my own dick i wouldn't need a girlfriend like there's my 1.00

00:06:13.140 that's it have you have you ever tried to do that no i'm too fat like it's just like i can 1.00

00:06:17.500 barely tie my shoes that's why my shoes are usually like pre-tied with like you know slip-ons

00:06:22.620 With zippers.

00:06:24.100 I tried to do it once.

00:06:25.480 It was in my experimental, like, preview.

00:06:28.260 Was it, like, were you inspired by, like, Marilyn Manson?

00:06:30.380 Because that's the story. 1.00

00:06:31.900 The story everyone hears is, like, Marilyn Manson tried to suck his own dick. 1.00

00:06:35.300 And it's, like, it's one of those things, like, obviously he didn't, but it adds to his, like. 1.00

00:06:39.260 Do you know he didn't?

00:06:40.300 Is that the case?

00:06:41.520 I read his book.

00:06:42.720 He's an, like, I think he is a genius and just brilliant.

00:06:46.040 And he's just so, I don't know.

00:06:49.520 He's got, like, I kind of look at him as, like, the guiding light.

00:06:52.400 You know, kind of like an Eminem, like people who just kind of like, you know, took the

00:06:56.160 brunt of whatever they were in that scene where they were in. 1.00

00:06:58.700 But yeah, I don't think he sucked his own dick. 0.99

00:07:00.980 No, well, I'm sure he tried, but I don't think that he got his rib removed to do it. 0.99

00:07:06.540 And I also heard that it never ended up actually happening.

00:07:09.620 Right.

00:07:10.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:10.280 That's just a lot of work that if you have to go to surgery to suck your own dick, maybe 1.00

00:07:15.120 just get it done for you. 1.00

00:07:16.140 Yeah, but it might be worth it. 1.00

00:07:18.480 Think about if you just can suck your own dick, 1.00

00:07:22.560 how much money you'd save. 1.00

00:07:23.900 That's what I'm...

00:07:24.640 Like, it's the best financial advice I can give you.

00:07:27.300 How much is rib surgery?

00:07:29.260 Possibly.

00:07:30.040 10K, probably.

00:07:30.520 I mean, you'd probably get it done for free.

00:07:32.180 You're in the public.

00:07:32.800 Some doctor would just be like, let's do it. 1.00

00:07:34.220 Yeah, but how much money are you spending on blowjobs? 0.99

00:07:36.340 No, no, I'm not spending. 1.00

00:07:37.340 I'm talking about dinners and shit. 0.96

00:07:38.700 Like, when you got to, like, think about, like... 1.00

00:07:40.400 Yeah, there's an inherent cost to blowjobs. 0.98

00:07:42.480 You're paying 90% of the rent. 0.99

00:07:44.100 You're buying shoes, jewelry.

00:07:45.940 Like, dude, you could just treat yourself

00:07:47.540 in more ways than one. 1.00

00:07:48.880 Unless you got a self-made woman. 1.00

00:07:51.140 Yeah, like unless you got a chick 1.00

00:07:52.040 who's just badass, sugar mama, 1.00

00:07:53.440 like, I don't know. 1.00

00:07:54.940 How often is she going to suck your dick? 1.00

00:07:57.520 You're going to be sucking your own dick 1.00

00:07:58.660 a lot in there too. 1.00

00:07:59.420 Kirill, you look like a little bit

00:08:01.080 of a hick right now.

00:08:02.340 I told you this before the show started.

00:08:03.780 I kind of get bored fast.

00:08:05.220 Yeah, you got a beard,

00:08:06.440 you've got a Make America Great Again hat on.

00:08:08.300 No, I don't.

00:08:08.680 Kind of close.

00:08:10.780 What is going on right now, dude?

00:08:12.640 I go through phases.

00:08:13.880 I get bored.

00:08:14.700 Yeah.

00:08:15.000 And I just got to let, you know,

00:08:16.180 facial hair helps me hide my fatness so i try to is that how that works yeah usually what's the

00:08:22.260 thickest you've ever grown your beard um not not too thick i get bored like i said like it grows

00:08:28.840 in fast and then i'm just like all right let me shave this off i'm starting to look a little too

00:08:32.360 creepy when i have to like go to a nightclub you know what i mean yo okay so speaking of nightclubs

00:08:36.400 i feel like we should give context to why you've gotten your instagram deleted hundreds of thousands

00:08:41.960 of times at this point yeah yep yep i'm just gonna all right so this is your instagram page 0.73

00:08:47.140 pulled up here yeah i'm just give a quick scroll i don't know what i can even fucking show to be 0.60

00:08:51.100 honest without getting this video pulled from youtube i have no idea but i'm gonna do it just 0.86

00:08:54.680 a quick little scroll down i seems i see i see a butt i see a sticker i see like what's going on

00:09:02.160 here man like that's champagne being poured on a lovely lady and i'm just helping her out by 1.00

00:09:07.960 making sure her shirt doesn't get too wet obviously doing a terrible job uh yeah that's

00:09:13.160 just a party dude like people forgot that's like what having fun is like you go to you've been to

00:09:18.480 nightclubs we've all been there like everyone's on their phone i don't know like sky zones are

00:09:23.120 pretty fun too bro yeah well no i'm not disagreeing with you but i'm saying if you have to go to a 0.99

00:09:27.100 nightclub like 90 of the time it's just boring your hat says thank you for being a slut yeah 0.99

00:09:33.180 A classic homage to the... 0.99

00:09:35.260 Thank you for shopping here.

00:09:36.740 For being a friend?

00:09:37.240 No, I think it's...

00:09:37.840 Well, yeah, I guess it's...

00:09:39.180 Thank you for being a friend.

00:09:40.340 It's an homage to Golden Girls in shopping bags.

00:09:42.140 So you got...

00:09:43.700 I mean, this is your staple. 0.96

00:09:45.940 You go to clubs, nightclubs, and you pour champagne on women, yeah? 0.96

00:09:50.220 I mean, is that...

00:09:50.740 Yeah, I mean, you've pretty much boiled it down to that.

00:09:53.560 Am I being accurate?

00:09:54.860 No, no, no.

00:09:55.300 That's...

00:09:55.620 I mean, realistically, when people...

00:09:57.760 They're like, that can't be a job.

00:09:59.200 I'm like, it kind of is.

00:10:00.620 It is.

00:10:00.820 I mean, anything could be a job nowadays.

00:10:02.380 Exactly.

00:10:02.800 Quite honestly. 0.86

00:10:03.180 yeah uh and the and the i mean you can describe what an uber driver does and that sounds fucking

00:10:07.580 creepy too in basic terms like oh i just pick up random women in my car and take them to where

00:10:11.380 they gotta go yeah yeah wow that's a fucking horrible idea yeah so but this is not the only

00:10:16.500 liquid you do yeah so i i started um i don't know if you've ever gone to like a brunch party in new 0.59

00:10:23.180 york because that's kind of where they originated like a lot like it's just you're basically eating

00:10:27.580 like 30 eggs benedict and all of a sudden you're blasting the face of champagne and listening to 0.79

00:10:32.480 like edm and that's where the champagne shit kind of started for me and then i realized hey anyone 0.95

00:10:38.040 can do this so then we just started introducing other liquids milk milk you're pouring milk yeah 0.94

00:10:43.720 that's recent right like when did you start doing that no i mean whoever if the club brings it

00:10:48.400 if kids will bring it for me my my line to my parties literally looks like people like checking

00:10:54.440 out at whole foods it really does yeah i mean i've been people coming like yeah you've seen it

00:10:59.400 I've been there.

00:11:00.020 Yeah.

00:11:00.280 Are you doing this every night, dude? 1.00

00:11:01.800 Like you have a champagne penis and you are pouring it on some. 1.00

00:11:06.000 Does she know that was coming? 1.00

00:11:07.580 Yeah.

00:11:08.300 Yeah.

00:11:08.500 Yeah.

00:11:08.640 This isn't just, I'm not like just attacking that.

00:11:11.920 I mean, that'd be terrible.

00:11:13.040 That's a good start to not attack.

00:11:15.560 Does anybody ever get mad at you for doing it?

00:11:17.520 No, because I mean, because it's kind of like, you know, you're like a willing participant.

00:11:21.120 You're buying tickets to the party or you're showing, you know, where you're getting yourself

00:11:23.740 into it.

00:11:24.060 That's like going on a Aoki concert and being like, oh, I'm allergic to ice cream.

00:11:27.320 I mean, like, and being like, hit me in the face.

00:11:29.060 yeah you know what you're you're signing you know it's you know it's gone do you ever do you ever

00:11:33.300 think that the consent is like flawed because either they're drunk or like they're looking

00:11:40.160 for something other than like they just want attention or they want to feel loved or like

00:11:44.420 something like that or do you do or do you even care why they're doing this yeah oh i don't know

00:11:48.760 i mean i think it's kind of like you know you know this like people want their little bit of

00:11:53.020 you know fame any any way they can get it or just to be recognized or you know a lot of

00:11:59.540 people just are like you know i meet so many girls like i'm just proud of my body i don't 0.99

00:12:04.920 give a shit like they're just tits and you're like yeah dude do whatever like if you don't 0.99

00:12:07.980 want to get naked and have champagne poured on you you literally could just stand there and 1.00

00:12:11.280 drunk at the bar and hang out have a good time and they don't like they like their girls like 0.74

00:12:15.980 crazy trying to get to him get to his table get to the dj like wherever he is like it's not like

00:12:22.800 he's like hey does anyone want to have champagne 1.00

00:12:25.240 poured on him tonight like these girls are literally like

00:12:27.300 in his face like I feel bad

00:12:29.280 dude you guys have like a family

00:12:31.100 standing outside like

00:12:32.520 yelling your name like you see that

00:12:34.840 people are just like they took a day

00:12:37.100 off of work to just stand there

00:12:39.080 and yell your name like you know

00:12:40.740 it's like a weird

00:12:42.260 situation yeah and it's also very

00:12:44.860 voyeuristic culture right you know everyone

00:12:46.900 just wants to see what everyone else

00:12:49.020 is doing and be seen and be seen

00:12:51.080 and be recognized this this girl and mike's telling the truth like i have a dm here from a

00:12:56.240 girl to you carill it's snowing but that's not going to stop me from wearing no bra on the 0.99

00:13:01.440 smallest dress ever to your party tonight in dc p.s please pour milk on my tits yeah this happens 1.00

00:13:07.740 she spelled your name wrong by the way yeah she did she spelled it like the smart crustacean 0.99

00:13:11.020 works for your joke and thank you yeah callbacks yo but i'm missing something here bro you this is

00:13:18.940 crazy come on this is crazy this is like this is the highest level of uh craziness when it comes 0.97

00:13:26.440 to nightlife and partying well yeah like i said nightlife's fucking boring like you can't walk 0.97

00:13:30.900 into marquee wearing a onesie and be like i'm gonna just pour milk on people you know what i 0.83

00:13:35.120 mean because they have a certain culture and certain clientele but like where i try to bring

00:13:39.600 my party it's just about dude show up wearing where most nightclubs are exclusive and my whole 0.99

00:13:43.780 shit is like yo it's gonna be inclusive like you're gonna see some weird fucking characters 1.00

00:13:48.560 you know some dude in a fucking wheelchair might pour champagne on a girl's boobs it's happened 1.00

00:13:53.400 it's happened yeah this i mean you're a controversial figure though because of all this 1.00

00:13:59.120 shit yeah i mean i i mean it's it's in your face so you know what i mean it's kind of like you're 0.90

00:14:05.860 gonna form a strong opinion whether you are like yo that's awesome or like that's terrible 0.98

00:14:10.540 i it's hard to find out where to start with this conversation what argument what argument do you

00:14:19.200 get the most from people it uh well now after the netflix thing everyone thinks i'm gonna kill

00:14:24.120 myself which has worked out great for me because the hate mail has stopped and now everyone's just

00:14:28.980 like yo let's not be too mean to him he looks a little sad right you had that okay so you did

00:14:34.480 you were in the netflix movie american meme and that's where um he had been telling me about you 0.57

00:14:38.600 and then i saw you in that what did you say in there that i want to kill myself probably 50 times

00:14:43.340 you said that yeah okay but you know and then people take that seriously which is like a crazy

00:14:49.080 were you being serious no i'm in the same way when you're hungry you say you're starving when

00:14:53.200 i'm in a situation i don't want to be and i'm like oh my god kill me now we've all said it

00:14:56.920 you know what i mean yeah he the thing about carill is that i think that he deals in a very

00:15:03.260 he's very cynical i think and it's it's such a there's a large part of society that

00:15:10.960 likes that judging by your followers and the people that watch the netflix you know documentary

00:15:15.860 but there's a lot of people that can't get on board with that cynicism you know and i think

00:15:19.800 you have which is fine i mean i think when you draw a line you're gonna have people on either

00:15:23.920 side yeah in any and not what i do is art in any way but when you do any sort of art you want to

00:15:30.120 evoke an emotion right you don't want people to just gloss over so it's fine to piss them off

00:15:34.340 and it's also fine to make them happy the worst thing you could do is just them to just be like

00:15:38.820 whatever i don't know yeah indifference is because hate breeds more attention anyways

00:15:43.800 and i'm the kind of like look i have no corporate sponsors i don't know anyone anything like i can't

00:15:49.760 be quote unquote fired realistically you know what i mean so i'm just gonna say what i feel 0.66

00:15:54.620 is appropriate or right or funny or stupid and do whatever i want not hurting anyone and that's it 0.71

00:16:01.340 does it piss people off because uh i'm sitting here listening to you talking even on the um 0.93

00:16:08.740 the movie it's very evident like you're a smart guy does it piss people off that you have

00:16:12.500 uh rationale behind what you do that could actually be considered to like make sense

00:16:20.140 that when you when you outsmart people i'm saying yeah i mean the best thing to do is it's always

00:16:25.300 better to i think um have people underestimate you because then when they do question you you 1.00

00:16:31.320 can come back and they're like shit i wasn't ready for this i thought he's a fucking moron 0.99

00:16:35.120 and i was gonna bury him and then all of a sudden he throws you know you just got to be authentic 1.00

00:16:40.200 that's it like none of this is an act like hey when i go out and party i'll go black out drink

00:16:44.520 a bottle of tequila and have fun with everyone and then when i get home and i'm miserable i want to 0.99

00:16:48.280 make fun of some fat girls on instagram i will like if you know how fucking tired are you bro 0.99

00:16:53.560 you're tired yeah you know how sticky are you seem like you'd be a right now sticky guy right 0.99

00:16:59.180 now all those liquids uh i'm not as sticky as me i get pretty fucking gross like i have party 0.88

00:17:04.120 outfits and they're just probably trash just try like you know a new pair of converse a month a 0.98

00:17:09.140 new fucking you know damn yeah you said you've been there he's been front row with me at a bunch 0.99

00:17:14.140 of these i have i actually yeah i have what was it like that's how we met it's yeah it's pretty 0.99

00:17:18.420 like i know you pretty well yeah were you concerned for your life no i was never concerned for my life

00:17:22.840 but uh the the first night i partied with him he he chris lovato pulled me up on stage and said

00:17:28.420 hang out with hang out crew and krill said hey man here's a bottle spray into the crowd basically

00:17:33.500 like yeah wasn't giving me a ton of instructions just like have fun and uh i sprayed by accident

00:17:39.160 the owner of the nightclub oh yeah and his whole table this is such a this is so we have we have

00:17:45.860 video of it i i i turned and he sprays very directed champagne spray and i did like a three

00:17:50.780 because it's the first time is that your thing where you're like the nice guy that somehow always

00:17:54.680 puts you want to give in everyone shitty situation and you're like and then you're like no don't

00:17:58.240 think of me as this guy yeah i'm such a nice and then we're the ones who have to be like no no

00:18:02.360 randy he's a good guy like this is a shitty first impression a hundred percent and then i fixed a

00:18:06.800 I had a lot of excuses being made for Mike.

00:18:07.920 At the art show the other day, you know, very expensive art,

00:18:11.360 hundreds of thousands of dollars.

00:18:12.480 One of the exhibits had little folded up origami swans

00:18:17.740 in the middle of the floor.

00:18:20.020 I was not texting.

00:18:22.040 I was tagging one of the artists featured from another exhibit.

00:18:25.480 As he ruined his art. 0.99

00:18:25.980 And I stepped on like 15 origami fucking ducks, dude. 0.99

00:18:29.980 There was no like rope around it? 0.99

00:18:31.720 No, there was nothing.

00:18:32.380 They were just sitting there.

00:18:33.320 What happened?

00:18:33.720 The guy was like, really?

00:18:35.740 That's all he said.

00:18:36.260 just make sure you tag me like that yeah basically yeah but yeah i've been to the party like a bowl

00:18:41.780 of a china shop yeah exactly i've been in the parties they're uh they're insane dude they're 0.52

00:18:46.560 they're nuts but like i said the girls are are more than willing to be involved and yo but like

00:18:50.940 you said i'm sort of like how come truly conscious i mean you i mean you have to step out of and look 0.96

00:18:58.600 at who you are and think about the attention you get like don't even you know how this happens

00:19:05.020 people want to be around you i'm intrigued and why i wanted to have you on is because i mean yes

00:19:10.340 i understand that i understand that um ideology when it comes to human beings but like man you

00:19:16.300 know i left a party but i don't even i see these girls on your instagram and i don't think i know

00:19:22.520 any girls any girls like that you don't think you do but you do but you do are they more common than 0.89

00:19:29.360 they are i think people just want to have a good time i really do what if they had like jobs and 0.97

00:19:34.800 shit uh they do it happens he gets asked to take something i get i take shit down you know people 0.85

00:19:39.580 are like oh you'll do it yeah i mean i'm not my goal is not to ruin anyone's life right like that's 0.99

00:19:44.400 i don't really do college towns because i'm like dude i don't want you to lose your scholarship 0.82

00:19:48.860 because you were drunk and we're like hey i want to show my tits the world and you knew you were 0.65

00:19:52.360 you know i just don't want to do that to people if you're 24 years old and you have a real job 0.97

00:19:56.920 and you decide to get half naked and you know do you think do you think in situations like this

00:20:03.740 that uh society spends more time protecting girls that kind of don't even want to be protected in

00:20:13.540 some of these scenarios they're just like yo like you said we're just out here trying to have a good

00:20:16.380 time and like we we we want to have our 15 seconds of fame we want to mess with kareel go to the 0.89

00:20:21.480 party do some crazy shit like do you think there's more blowback than there needs to be and i think 0.95

00:20:26.640 it goes back to the conversation about sensitivity art like dude i mean people try to you know check 0.99

00:20:32.320 me and question me plenty of times all the time where they're like are is this consent is this

00:20:37.080 able you know like are these people okay and i have no problem you know you questioning it because

00:20:42.640 i'll just present it to you and be like dude everybody here was here on their own accord

00:20:47.460 all the girls will literally chime in and be like yeah dude i was there i paid a ticket i

00:20:52.400 want a champagne in my tits yeah so it's like i'm okay and i'm glad you know please you know

00:20:57.180 make sure that everyone is having a good time and being, you know, present-minded. 0.99

00:21:02.620 I feel like one thing that, like, even through you through a tizzy

00:21:06.280 was that girl that asked for a swirly. 1.00

00:21:08.660 Yeah, that got me a lot of shit. 0.97

00:21:10.420 Can you explain this, please? 0.98

00:21:11.580 So I was at a party in Orlando, like, four years ago,

00:21:14.020 and I'm just walking out of the men's bathroom,

00:21:15.840 and this girl runs up to me, she's like,

00:21:16.960 Karil, I want to do something that no one's ever done on your Instagram.

00:21:19.480 I'm like, I just can't really think of anything we could do in a nightclub.

00:21:22.740 And I'm like, do you want to get a swirly? 0.97

00:21:24.860 And she goes, how the fuck swirly? 0.99

00:21:25.800 Oh, you asked her. 0.80

00:21:26.580 yeah i was like all right i can't think of anything so it's like me the video guy there's

00:21:31.460 security guard who comes out of the bathroom stall so he just probably got done pooping

00:21:35.380 and we just bring her in there and i just dunk her head in the toilet and flush it

00:21:40.500 and the best part about all of this the best part about all of this is like i got so much 0.98

00:21:46.460 shit on facebook i got blocked on facebook for 30 days for posting it um instagram was like 0.98

00:21:51.820 deleting the video people were like this is gross disrespectful blah blah blah she's too drunk 0.99

00:21:56.500 and then the girl emails me the next day she's like i'm seeing all the hate you're getting and

00:21:59.600 i love every single minute of that swirly love you bye can you send me the video so i can repost

00:22:04.340 two months later i have a gig in tampa and she emails me she goes hey carilla i'm just letting

00:22:10.060 you know i bought meet and greet tickets are those real and will i actually get to meet you i'm like

00:22:14.540 honey i put your head in the toilet two months ago like we are past meet and greet ticket like

00:22:19.140 you can email me yeah i'll put you on the list like we can hang out like at this point you're 0.79

00:22:22.520 family you can just come to anything yeah you can do whatever you want like what what am i gonna do 0.96

00:22:27.760 for you at a meet and greet that's gonna compare to shoving your head in the toilet logan have you

00:22:32.500 ever been eager to get your head put in the toilet there's one time really yeah bullied and i was in 0.76

00:22:37.560 the mediterranean but other than that you don't have some water so you're i mean that's fine that's

00:22:42.100 yeah how far how far how far is too far too far do you have that um i mean if probably when i reach

00:22:51.000 it i haven't really because it's i mean i'm not trying to turn this into a like uh you know

00:22:55.300 everyone's got to one up each other in the end it's just a party you know get drunk have fun

00:22:59.300 maybe fuck someone you've said in you've said in the past i mean like what's the point of going out 0.97

00:23:04.260 like if you're going to a nightclub to listen to music stay home and put on spotify like when people 0.99

00:23:08.640 are like you know you meet a dude who's like yeah i'm like i just went for like the muse i'm like

00:23:12.640 dude if you close your eyes you don't even know who the dj is like you you're going to get laid

00:23:17.700 hopefully that's why everyone's there do you think that's why girls go um i don't know i mean

00:23:23.880 it's fun you don't necessarily have to go out to get laid but like dude if you see a girl and i've

00:23:28.660 seen this in new york in the dead of winter with like a like a foot cast on going to like one oak

00:23:33.860 you're like dude you are not leaving the house unless you're trying to get laid like who's

00:23:37.480 leaving the house with a cast on i hate i hate to say a foot cast i've seen the foot cast yeah

00:23:43.840 I've seen that exact scenario.

00:23:45.280 You don't need to go out.

00:23:46.640 Stay home.

00:23:47.220 I mean, at that point, they're probably the ones looking for it the most.

00:23:50.220 That's what I'm saying.

00:23:51.360 So I'm just saying it works in nature.

00:23:53.340 You find the weakest one and you kind of pick it off. 0.87

00:23:55.740 You're like the other girl with the boot on at the bar. 0.77

00:23:58.500 You know, you say your best chances of getting laid.

00:24:01.700 You say something a lot.

00:24:02.760 I feel like I can't laugh at these.

00:24:04.440 No, you can't.

00:24:05.180 This is a weird age.

00:24:06.420 Because you can't talk about it.

00:24:07.920 Because like sex these days has lost all nuance.

00:24:13.240 because they're like, I want you to ask me if I can kiss you

00:24:16.340 or I need to ask permission to touch your leg. 1.00

00:24:18.560 But it's like, dude, no one's going to want to fuck you 0.99

00:24:20.960 if you're like, do you mind if I please place my hand on your hand? 0.99

00:24:24.160 Like, that's just going to kill any vibe.

00:24:26.000 So question is, a person in your position

00:24:28.980 and who's been under media scrutiny before,

00:24:32.600 you're kind of like, do you fear that like if someone's like,

00:24:35.900 hey, girls, I go, I like being choked.

00:24:37.660 You're like, I'm not putting my hands on your neck. 1.00

00:24:40.660 Like, I don't care how much you like that

00:24:42.260 because you can come out tomorrow and in the you know the court of public opinion you're guilty

00:24:47.460 it doesn't matter if you're innocent court of public opinion decides your entire life 1.00

00:24:50.680 like i wouldn't like if a girl right now was like yo i want to fuck you and you got to chug 0.99

00:24:54.980 like i'm not hands behind my back i'm literally just that that is the uh that's the approach i 1.00

00:25:00.300 take i do not take any chances i don't i don't fuck with that shit at all hands behind my back 0.99

00:25:04.920 like you need to say you need to say yes 7 000 times like yeah like sex these days feels like 1.00

00:25:11.080 reproduction like it's strictly just like okay we're gonna like that's it i'm gonna that's it 1.00

00:25:17.100 that's why i'm gonna just you know this is get your ribs removed and suck your own dick 0.99

00:25:22.040 this is the first time i've ever sat on this podcast and and this is never gonna make it 1.00

00:25:26.660 anywhere no i'm just already driving it's not even that it's not that it's just i want to have

00:25:32.920 this conversation it's hard to have this conversation but it's like i am i am walking

00:25:39.120 on egg shows right now and i'm sorry for breaking you there no no no no you know you should and

00:25:43.860 listen this is the thing like it's a it's a question that i have we've we've been through

00:25:49.880 so much with management with pr with all these different teams and the one thing they say is

00:25:54.360 the difference between you and a lot of other people who've had scrutiny in the past is you 0.95

00:26:01.020 have owned the fact that you don't give a fuck about the scrutiny you don't care i'll take it 0.67

00:26:06.840 on because i know in the end i haven't done anything wrong right like if you're gonna be 0.92

00:26:10.380 like hey carilla a lot of times people will be like oh i liked you up until this joke and i'm

00:26:16.040 like so you don't like the joke i made let's just say in theory okay made a mexican joke but you

00:26:21.880 were okay with the holocaust joke a rape joke before like people like to laugh until it hits

00:26:27.920 home and then they start giving you scrutiny now they're like now you're not telling jokes now

00:26:31.580 you're telling facts when it comes to them and it's like dude we're all just if you want to be

00:26:35.300 equal we all got to be able to be made fun of that's it i think that my my argument to that

00:26:41.880 though is that that's really easy to say if you're a white male why you can make i mean if i'm like

00:26:48.240 you don't you don't know the oppression that the other side of the table yeah but my joke can't

00:26:53.320 relate it i relate to it you can't i mean you don't know you weren't you weren't one of them

00:26:58.340 yeah but that doesn't mean i can't make a joke about it like i see i disagree with that because

00:27:03.700 you don't know you're not putting yourself in that other person's shoes yeah yeah but what i'm saying

00:27:08.500 this is i'm like i can make a joke about i can talk about anything without talking down to that

00:27:14.680 group of people i'm saying we're all the same in this together it's a fine line though because like

00:27:20.220 you're saying that but you're also white male like you look at history yeah look at but i haven't

00:27:26.180 yeah i know but like if i can't carry the weight of my race and that would be impossible so i'm 0.66

00:27:32.320 gonna be like hey if i can make fun of jews then i should be able to make fun of you the same way

00:27:37.880 and i'll still go and have a drink with you after but i'll it's like i'm ribbing you like i have no

00:27:42.340 there's no hate behind the words it's just a fine line it is an absolute fine line you know what i

00:27:48.720 mean like i'm surprised you didn't like people were mad at louis for that conversation they

00:27:53.260 just brought up with louis and ricky gervais were saying the n-word and they're like why didn't

00:27:57.820 nobody checked them in that hbo special and they're like well they got mad at chris rock for 0.61

00:28:02.180 it's like dude it's like bluey was a writer for chris rock for like 20 fucking years like 0.69

00:28:06.440 like if he thinks using that word is gonna be funny in some way he should be allowed to say it 0.84

00:28:13.080 yeah he'll face the consequences of it but like do you think i think one of the things you've

00:28:19.440 brought up in the past is that you're you're jewish obviously right and you and you've you're

00:28:23.200 very comfortable table taking shots and giving shots to to jews on your channel but i'm jewish

00:28:28.480 in the same way that most jews are like you know i don't have i don't know anyone that was in the

00:28:32.620 holocaust it's just part of my family lineage right i'm just gonna make fun of it because 0.99

00:28:37.000 it's like dude my mom's a fucking annoying jewish woman and i'll find the humor in that right here 0.99

00:28:42.000 here's my here's my here's my question and i guess this is this is uh kind of yeah both of 0.99

00:28:48.340 these angles here i think people have been joking i think people have been joking about death and

00:28:55.040 about things that are scary to talk about or or um cliche or whatever for thousands of years now

00:29:03.400 like joking about death is as old as time because it's such a weighty subject i think the sensitivity

00:29:09.400 towards those jokes has just started over the past 20 years right 20 to 30 years and so

00:29:16.180 like i i can in some ways empathize with the approach because i think we not on all of it

00:29:24.320 i'm not saying like i you know i i think me i'm your friend and i think there are some times where

00:29:28.840 i'm just like i can't laugh at this like i can't laugh at just because which is fine right but

00:29:33.760 but i feel like we have started to as a country move to a place where we

00:29:37.740 we talked about this in the past couple weeks we really just can't joke about anything yeah

00:29:42.460 because everything like we we used to celebrate our differences and now that's like you can't

00:29:47.440 like that's what made each culture unique and you could joke around about it or not or embrace it

00:29:52.000 but like um i don't know like it just it someone made a point like we went from being proud of

00:29:59.020 being strong to being proud of being victims like everyone is just so proud to be like oppressed

00:30:04.380 nowadays and i know that sounds douchey coming from a white dude and how we're like oh i'm

00:30:09.180 oppressed for what i'm you know people saying i can't say this and that but i don't know i just

00:30:14.600 think people are just i just don't like the control of language that's like my whole thing

00:30:20.060 where people like you can't say this you can't say that it's like yeah you can is it is it

00:30:23.900 censorship or is there a part of you like like is this is is it safe for me to say that you just 0.99

00:30:28.220 really just don't give a fuck no i do give a fuck oh you do i'm i was at and i don't give a fuck 0.99

00:30:32.620 where if like if you don't like me like cool like whatever does that hate uh manifest itself into 0.99

00:30:39.040 real life situations ever like from other people uh yes no because i think most people are lazy

00:30:45.920 right it's easy to hate on the internet but like in real life like who's got the energy to come to

00:30:49.620 one of my parties and be like hey you really were mean the other week not even not even at parties

00:30:54.480 say you're grocery shopping no i'm not in any way you don't go like no i do but like who's if

00:30:59.640 someone trust me there's no one coming up to me at a grocery store be like ah you're that guy

00:31:03.620 made that meme yeah instagram no no not a single person i'll get more people in the streets that

00:31:08.940 are like crew so what's you know construction like blue collared people that are like dude that's

00:31:13.400 like the life i want like no one's really i i wore a shirt the other day my buddy has a clothing

00:31:20.500 i'm in and said strip club veteran on it and like some lady's like it would have been better if you

00:31:24.540 were a real veteran i'm like dude like what like what does that even mean what does that even mean

00:31:30.400 better than what she was like it would have been better if you were a real veteran instead of a 0.91

00:31:34.220 strip club veteran i'm like yes obviously it would have been great if i had the balls to like go to 0.93

00:31:38.920 a war but i don't so i'm wearing a strip club veteran what's worse like what if he was hypothetically 0.54

00:31:43.740 like what if he was a veteran and she was yeah how are you assuming that i i haven't been a war

00:31:48.760 and i'm just having to be wearing a strip club veteran too and this is i'm i'm not gonna lie to

00:31:53.220 you i think mike started to iterate upon this but i i didn't know what to expect and i i just i feel

00:32:00.120 like i'm just tiptoeing a line right here it's all right so let's go back to making fun of things

00:32:04.620 No, it's good because

00:32:07.660 I'm not saying anything.

00:32:10.600 I'm just listening.

00:32:11.560 It's interesting because

00:32:12.320 this is what I'm saying. You're a smart guy.

00:32:15.880 I just don't take it seriously.

00:32:18.860 For you to offend me,

00:32:20.480 you literally have to

00:32:21.880 I don't even know what would offend you.

00:32:24.380 Like attack you? 1.00

00:32:25.420 Someone makes fun of your girl.

00:32:28.120 I'll be like, cool. Makes fun of my girl?

00:32:29.540 Dude, I make fun of my girl all day. 1.00

00:32:31.180 What do you make fun of her for? 0.98

00:32:32.280 For everything. She's a hairy Greek girl. 1.00

00:32:33.900 i'll be like dude like you're the hairiest person i've ever slept with like like and that's and she 0.98

00:32:38.720 knows it like that's like but i i think at some point you gotta like accept what you've got you

00:32:47.100 know yeah you have to own it look i grew up in the comedy scene of new york doing graphic design

00:32:51.540 and being around comedians and i kind of you get made fun of because that's what you you hang out 0.86

00:32:56.820 with your boys you literally rip on each other all day for whatever dumb it's almost not allowed

00:33:00.760 in the city anymore but it started to be like go out and be like you know like i'll make fun of 1.00

00:33:04.780 you you'll make fun of me what i tell you when you walked in today you look like a fucking hick 0.99

00:33:08.300 bro yeah exactly you have a trump hat on like no one's freaking out that like you're just like 1.00

00:33:12.320 isn't that like a marginalized audience like you can call someone a hick and no one's like you

00:33:15.960 know what that's really mean that's like that's an unprotected that's a but uh i forgot what we're

00:33:20.940 talking about no i don't yeah but how you grew up in the city sorry oh yeah comedy scene so like

00:33:24.960 you get made fun of and you build a thick skin so like when my girl i make fun of her she's like

00:33:30.040 you know what like you might do it too much sometimes she's like but you've like given me 0.96

00:33:34.860 a thicker skin on the internet anywhere she's like there's nothing the rule is that there's

00:33:39.920 nothing you'd say about me that i haven't said about myself right like you call me whatever 0.98

00:33:43.760 oh cruelly go to small penis it's like yeah and what's your point like what are you gonna do with 0.96

00:33:47.760 it if it was big like so what do you think inspired you to get into posting all this stuff 0.99

00:33:53.160 throwing parties like going this route in life so i was working at comedy clubs and making no money 0.84

00:33:58.720 like just dog shit but it was like a job of passion doing graphic design taking photos of 0.97

00:34:03.020 comedians met a dj and he was just like all right come out at night and see what night life's like 0.99

00:34:07.400 and i'm 23 i'm like oh shit what is this like i i didn't i've never been to a nightclub before

00:34:12.920 and i got bored within like three nights out and i was like all right i'm just gonna bring my camera

00:34:17.880 take some photos took some photos put them on a website and then people were just like rabidly

00:34:22.840 like yo you got to come to this party come to this party because i was just taking more

00:34:26.060 raw photography than what most nightclub photographers were doing and still are doing

00:34:30.800 what do you think promoted you shooting that raw style like oh because i wanted to be honest

00:34:36.680 because i was like you've been to a nightclub when a photographer has come up to me like hey

00:34:40.560 man can i you're just holding a bottle and you're like that's not your night like your night is you

00:34:44.000 vomiting on the side of the street like i viewed it as like i'm gonna be a war photographer in

00:34:48.180 nightclubs i'll get in there i'll capture these raw moments and that's all it was and from there

00:34:52.800 just grew grew grew and then it became we're like i want to go where karelle's going and then it

00:34:56.720 became too well i'm just karelle's just gonna throw the party the funny the other thing about

00:35:01.420 it too that it helps explain it too is i think there's i think there's just different groups of

00:35:06.840 people too right and so like you you started on this scene started taking photography and you say

00:35:11.900 everyone like your night is not you standing with a beer like this it's you puke on the side of the

00:35:15.960 to certain people like in in america their night isn't that but like i it's appealing because we're

00:35:23.900 a voyeuristic it's not even that it's appealing it's just that the culture exists the culture 0.99

00:35:27.960 exists i know new york city nightclubs i've seen shit that is that makes your champagne on boobs 0.98

00:35:34.620 look like pg rated 100 every night you're out in new york or la by the way or vegas or miami the 1.00

00:35:41.600 shit it's just you're showing it you're taking dslr photography and video of it that shit is 0.99

00:35:46.860 happening in every club with or without krill putting a stamp of approval or promoting it or 0.99

00:35:52.820 asking for it to happen if it's a good party yeah and far worse is doing below at a table is not fun

00:35:59.660 but like you know if some weird shit is happening at parties like i go i do this club in london

00:36:04.280 called uh circle of swat like i walk in there i'm like you don't need me here like this club is like 0.90

00:36:10.020 literally my wildest fantasy there's like unicorn carousel and like a 40 year old naked woman 1.00

00:36:15.780 walking around like it's just weird and you're like you don't need me and that's what i think

00:36:19.600 is like a fun nightlife experience because if i'm leaving the house for and working towards a

00:36:23.440 hangover like i don't want to just stand around you work towards a hangover yeah make me like if

00:36:29.300 i'm gonna earn if i'm gonna have to be dead for the next two days i want an experience that's

00:36:33.520 incredible so how many times have you gone out and you're like wow last night kind of sucked and 0.80

00:36:37.580 And now my day is ruined because I drank too much because the night sucked.

00:36:41.620 You're trying to put yourself on your knees.

00:36:43.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:43.900 So if you're going to make it suck, it's got to be like a really good suck. 0.99

00:36:47.140 Yeah. 0.98

00:36:47.580 Like go to like some shitty, like when people are like, oh, wow, you don't really do like

00:36:50.660 the big city sometimes. 0.75

00:36:51.620 You go like in some weird towns.

00:36:53.380 I'm like, that's where the fun is.

00:36:55.520 That's where the weirdos are. 1.00

00:36:57.900 I enjoy, I also enjoy when I like, man, I've done a lot of shit. 1.00

00:37:03.480 I've done a lot of shit. 0.98

00:37:04.420 and when i see that weird extra insane it's uh it's just because i've never seen anything how 0.99

00:37:11.520 many times have you been at a club and you see just like a regular white girl uh and michael

00:37:15.820 kors just on her phone how much do you like i want to know her story and then you see some like

00:37:20.680 weirdo dude across the club in like an aerosmith shirt missing an arm and like an eye patch and

00:37:25.320 you're like i want to know that guy's life like that guy's fun and that's the guy i want hanging

00:37:30.040 out with me yeah you should you should do a series like based around that that could be

00:37:33.720 which is like make a wish like for adults you just like what you just did that yeah you just

00:37:38.760 what did you do you um i've done it a few times we just did it with some like kid carlos who

00:37:43.060 emailed me he's like hey i had a really bad year i really want to party can i please come

00:37:47.880 and i was just like it just turned it into like a i was like all right if this gets a hundred

00:37:52.020 thousand likes whatever which i'll bring it yeah and then we just kept snowballing like i'll take

00:37:55.800 you to dinner i'll take you here and then we brought him out and he had the time of his life

00:37:59.880 didn't get laid because i was gonna ask he had this girl i want to say 24 25 okay okay uh he

00:38:06.820 brought two of his boys they had the time of their life and he had this chick like in the bag all

00:38:12.860 night because don't forget i hyped him up for like two weeks so there was people there that

00:38:17.140 are like we're here for carlos and like the girls were like i want to be like that's like i'm gonna

00:38:21.440 take his virginity for 2019 i guess or whatever uh but he dropped the ball what do you mean what

00:38:27.040 he do i don't know i blacked out and i lost him i think he got too he got too drunk too didn't he

00:38:31.500 yeah well that's the problem when you drink around me and you're not used to drinking like i drink

00:38:36.340 i forget too and i also my claim to fame is i love giving people the worst hangover horrible

00:38:41.540 or how much are we talking like like it doesn't it's i have some some tricks up my sleeve like

00:38:46.940 not bill cosby's tricks but like just like i have some funny it's not funny i didn't laugh at that

00:38:51.940 Media? I did not laugh at that.

00:38:53.960 Yeah, that was just all makes sense.

00:38:56.220 No, like, there's some bombs we'll do.

00:38:58.880 We'll do some shots. 0.86

00:39:00.120 It's just a good time.

00:39:01.300 How many shots?

00:39:03.080 How many shots are we talking about?

00:39:04.920 Well, I don't know.

00:39:05.580 I mean, I have to size you up.

00:39:06.820 I assume you can drink.

00:39:08.060 How much you, like? 1.00

00:39:09.660 Well, I'll just go toe-to-toe with you until I kill you. 1.00

00:39:12.120 Like, if I'm for 20 plus, I can take him down in five shots. 1.00

00:39:14.800 You're probably, like, you know, 15.

00:39:16.920 15 shots. 1.00

00:39:18.080 I'll throw in one extra bomb in there and really ruin you. 0.77

00:39:20.840 i've been i've been to dinners with him he starts off at like 8 39 o'clock and so i'm the first

00:39:27.320 person literally and and the dinner is the dinner is like him his squad and a bunch of like the more

00:39:32.820 like higher tier chicks that like hang around carill there's like a bunch that don't do the 0.79

00:39:36.720 champagne stuff they just like to be in his posse like if there's a few that come well because 90

00:39:41.020 of the time i'm they are excited about pouring the champagne and i give it to them i'm like dude

00:39:45.560 you do the girls the girls do most of the work for me oh yeah a girl poured on some other girl

00:39:49.940 i'm like done so he'll so he'll start the dinner off but the dinner starts off within five minutes

00:39:54.020 of being there with sake bombs car bombs like whatever and so by the time you leave dinner

00:39:58.520 you're lubed up you're not i'm not lubed up i'm lubed out dog like i'm i'm i'm in trouble mode

00:40:04.180 and so then he's like then you're at the the table saying hi to the club owner and then you're on

00:40:07.880 stage with him and i'm spraying bottles on the owner of the club getting kicked out but then he

00:40:12.740 says but then i'm outside the club like i have stains all over my shirt i'm like that sweaty

00:40:16.700 dude that's just and he walks out like he just got out of the shower he looks oh you won't know

00:40:20.800 if i'm black i'll tell you the next day i don't remember a thing but if you people will be like

00:40:23.980 i had a whole conversation about life with you i'm like yeah probably i don't remember i get my

00:40:27.800 number to every i wake up with 40 unknown texts like like weirdos that i because i it's easier

00:40:33.700 for me to just give you my number than to like have an in-depth conversation or explain to you

00:40:37.880 about why you can't why i can't yeah yeah and i'm like i'm just too nice to not give you a fake

00:40:42.120 number yo so i i know that feeling you know but unfortunately if i reach a certain point it's just

00:40:48.420 like uh yo like you know let me tell you about my app you lock eyes with security yeah for sure no

00:40:53.680 i'm like i go i'm like it's a straight up like nah i had a guy come up he's like yo my dad owns a

00:40:58.640 bagel store like you should come for bagels one time i'm like dude this is i'm in vermont when

00:41:02.800 am i gonna make a bagel run here like you never know though the next day you never know but i'm

00:41:09.020 like hey i want to black out not talk about bagels that's yeah so we're i just have social

00:41:15.080 anxiety like i can't be around drunk people sober so it's just catching up i just did it for a whole

00:41:19.900 month dude it's it was it was horrible you're still doing it by the way oh dude oh i having to

00:41:24.820 hear the same story from some dude who's got red bull vodka breath and like he's been doing too

00:41:29.620 much coke and tells you the same story five times over you're like how how long do you think you can

00:41:35.940 do this like what's the

00:41:37.980 is there a life I'm probably gonna die soon

00:41:40.080 really yeah you think that don't say

00:41:42.040 that and you're cool with that

00:41:44.220 I think you could say yeah I mean you

00:41:45.980 kind of I'm old so I kind of can

00:41:47.900 accept death at this point how old are you gonna be

00:41:49.960 35 I feel like that's how young your mic's age

00:41:51.880 what your mic's age

00:41:53.880 yeah but like you know

00:41:55.840 you don't have an interest in being like 80

00:41:57.420 no no I do I do

00:41:58.940 I don't know how long I can do this

00:42:01.860 I mean it's still fun once it stops being

00:42:03.920 do you think fun i'll move on to whatever other like golf i like when do you think you'll start

00:42:08.520 golfing i can't i'm just a jewish i'm bad at sports i could be like a golf manager okay like

00:42:14.460 we belong behind we're behind the scenes in sports not on the front lines name one jewish

00:42:19.360 athlete i bet you can't of course we got one jeff knew sandy koufax baseball pitcher there you go

00:42:27.220 One.

00:42:29.140 He said they won.

00:42:31.400 Will you live more? 1.00

00:42:32.740 Compete against other Jews. 1.00

00:42:34.120 Jews compete against other Jews. 1.00

00:42:35.260 Oh, okay.

00:42:35.960 There's like a Jewish sports league.

00:42:37.200 Like how often does Israel place in the Olympics?

00:42:39.640 Like, I don't know.

00:42:40.360 I don't even know they're.

00:42:42.780 Yeah, it's like, I don't know.

00:42:44.560 Will you live more in.

00:42:45.500 Our sports accounting.

00:42:46.780 Like.

00:42:47.960 Creative accounting.

00:42:51.360 He's like, this is it.

00:42:52.680 I'll take the footage. 1.00

00:42:53.540 I'll post it on my shit. 1.00

00:42:54.320 No, no. 1.00

00:42:55.500 I just like. 0.94

00:42:56.320 to just he's like shit not because he's like i had a bad january 2018 i'm gonna have a bad january 0.95

00:43:04.100 2019 he already did already did why what happened just made a made a comment in haste and was that 0.96

00:43:10.240 from the podcast right i heard i i heard some things but i don't really like to judge because

00:43:15.020 i know that like i don't i don't know even if i want to get into it i don't want i mean i don't

00:43:21.540 want to make no just because i'm not not because i'm afraid to talk about it i just don't want to 0.67

00:43:25.420 make the same fucking mistake again i like this is what i mean man i am um in general not even 0.89

00:43:30.440 on this podcast do you feel like you're under way more scrutiny than you're 0.99

00:43:36.140 there's literally probably boardrooms of people and like new situation newsrooms

00:43:44.620 filled with people who are just at the ready like wait bro like it's watching everything

00:43:49.720 The big one, University of Pennsylvania, UPenn.

00:43:53.700 UPenn, what happened?

00:43:55.100 What happened?

00:43:55.980 Comment.

00:43:57.040 Logan Paul, Jake Paul.

00:43:58.460 What'd they say?

00:43:59.460 Look it up. 0.99

00:44:00.020 What the fuck did they say? 0.98

00:44:01.100 What does it say? 1.00

00:44:01.400 You can't just leave us home like that, bro.

00:44:03.240 Hell yeah, bro, I can't.

00:44:04.740 UPenn, Harvard grad, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:44:07.460 UPenn, Logan Paul.

00:44:09.300 Jeff, this better be. 0.99

00:44:10.380 Better be fucking good, Jeff. 0.98

00:44:12.240 All I see is some physics and astronomy stuff. 0.99

00:44:14.020 What did they say, something about him?

00:44:16.120 I got a Googler. 0.99

00:44:16.920 You're going to take shit from somebody that like basically defrauds kids and puts them 1.00

00:44:21.520 in a debt. 0.99

00:44:22.100 Like these people need to remember where they're coming from.

00:44:24.200 That's true.

00:44:24.820 When like a pharmaceutical company is like, we're going to, we're not going to sponsor

00:44:28.220 someone. 0.95

00:44:28.600 It's like, dude, you literally, you literally have just found alignment on fucking impulsive. 0.98

00:44:35.480 Dude, everybody has blood in their hands everywhere. 0.90

00:44:38.540 So when people are like, yo, I'm all about privacy. 1.00

00:44:40.640 I'm like, fuck privacy. 1.00

00:44:41.900 I want everyone's shit in the open. 1.00

00:44:43.560 And then it's a level playing field. 1.00

00:44:44.920 it's the same time when like some like senators just like hey i don't believe in gay marriage

00:44:50.260 and then he gets caught blowing dudes in a motel you know like you're just as guilty as like

00:44:54.360 everyone else so do you think the the society that we're living in is a result of now things

00:44:59.700 are out in the open because there's so that yeah which which i think is kind of why we're going

00:45:03.760 through all this yeah i mean there's yeah and the people who are the most like applying the scrutiny 0.99

00:45:10.020 just don't realize that they're just guilty too like if you opened up their fucking closet you 0.97

00:45:14.180 probably see some horrible shit probably definitely definitely you are not a saint i am sorry like 0.99

00:45:21.400 well and the people who are actually saints just don't judge other people there's dirt on i was 0.99

00:45:26.280 telling my boy there was dirt on gandhi like are you kidding me what dirt was on gandhi he was

00:45:31.280 very racist and he slept in bed with underage girls just to to fight the temptation like that's

00:45:39.080 like there's dirt on everyone 0.80

00:45:40.960 I don't know about that logic

00:45:43.800 what to test yourself 1.00

00:45:45.640 that's fucking that you're a pedophile 1.00

00:45:47.400 yeah yeah yeah that qualifies 1.00

00:45:49.040 that qualifies

00:45:50.240 yo even um 1.00

00:45:52.320 you're just admitting that you want to fuck these 1.00

00:45:55.420 underage girls as Gandhi 1.00

00:45:56.540 is this a real thing that he said that

00:45:59.160 or is this just like some angry dude

00:46:00.900 he didn't say it they said that was just a practice

00:46:02.680 like he slept every night with who's we

00:46:04.960 who's we

00:46:06.140 I don't know the internet Google

00:46:08.760 who do you think life is more stressful

00:46:11.840 yours or Logan Paul's

00:46:13.800 how would Gandhi's celibacy 0.97

00:46:15.640 test with naked women 0.64

00:46:17.900 be seen to

00:46:18.460 oh it's an actual thing

00:46:20.560 it's a real thing

00:46:22.340 there's dirt on everyone

00:46:24.800 someone said that

00:46:26.520 you can live too long 0.99

00:46:29.360 you should just die before they find out 1.00

00:46:32.420 enough shit on you because it's harder to 1.00

00:46:33.940 criticize someone who's dead than someone that's alive 1.00

00:46:36.100 Bill Cosby lived too long as they say

00:46:38.220 like you know what I mean

00:46:39.700 ruin his entire reputation

00:46:41.140 just should have cashed out like 10 years ago

00:46:43.340 what was your question I was just curious

00:46:45.740 who's under more scrutiny

00:46:47.420 not under more scrutiny but like

00:46:49.100 who has a worse life

00:46:49.840 you want to compare bank accounts I'll take 1.00

00:46:53.040 all the U-Pen shit 1.00

00:46:54.820 nah you rolled up in a fucking Bentley 1.00

00:46:57.860 is that your boys or my boys 1.00

00:46:59.460 who's more

00:47:01.140 stressed out

00:47:02.360 Logan Paul living a

00:47:05.180 kind of tiptoe on 0.97

00:47:07.740 eggshells scared to piss off the wrong person type life or you just pouring champagne on titties

00:47:14.260 but getting a ton of slack and flack from the from the general public like who i mean i don't know 0.91

00:47:20.700 your i don't want to assume your day-to-day stress i don't know your you know i mean like that

00:47:25.400 outside would stress me out having like fans standing outside my house like that's freaky

00:47:31.140 to me that's weird like yeah i'm saying same by that i add stress because it's like dude i don't 0.99

00:47:36.220 want to ride out of my car and almost like hit someone and then you're the dick no matter what 0.96

00:47:40.600 yeah i mean everything you did you're gonna do in the public eye is just gonna be criticized i 0.99

00:47:44.800 you know what i feel like i feel like if you were to ever reach a point where it's it's fun to tear 0.57

00:47:52.780 you down like i definitely like no one gave a fuck what i was doing when i had 5 million 0.55

00:47:57.000 subscribers or 10 million subscribers and then i kept growing and growing and growing and now 0.99

00:48:01.760 and then i fucked up and now it's like i am just an easy person to to bully but you know what's 0.85

00:48:07.600 funny is like people love to talk about like how much they're growing and they don't leave room 0.95

00:48:12.700 for anyone else to grow they want to assume that the people on their screens on their phones are

00:48:16.660 one-dimensional and they don't make mistakes like other humans do but everyone else likes to talk

00:48:21.400 about how much they're going to grow i'm going to change you know like i'm going to get my bag one

00:48:24.700 day like all that shit but then they don't allow the people anyone else to make mistakes how much 0.88

00:48:30.940 does how much does self-deprecation protect you i think a lot because if i feel like if you had 1.00

00:48:37.960 made it through your career saying things like i'm a scumbag piece of shit no one could ever tell 1.00

00:48:43.620 you that you're a scumbag piece of shit because it'd be like he's been doing that exactly i know 1.00

00:48:47.580 i'm just a i'm just a fucking kid from well russia but jersey like i grew up in jersey i'm a dirt 1.00

00:48:53.680 ball like like there's nothing there's no i'm not clap like you don't but i've always said i'm a 0.98

00:48:59.560 I always say I'm a Chach from Ohio, which is 0.97

00:49:03.560 100% fucking true. What does Chach mean? 0.95

00:49:05.640 I don't know. Thank you.

00:49:07.140 Is that like Chuch? Thank you.

00:49:09.560 Thank you, bro.

00:49:10.760 Have you ever been to the middle of Ohio?

00:49:12.920 Yeah. Well, what's the middle? I've been to Cleveland.

00:49:15.300 Of course. Have you met a Chach? 1.00

00:49:18.080 I don't know what a Chach is. 0.96

00:49:19.800 What's a Chach? Can you tell me?

00:49:21.080 I don't want to get anyone in trouble.

00:49:22.580 I don't know which words.

00:49:24.840 Urban Dictionary defines a Chach as

00:49:27.080 here, let me look it up. This could be bad. 1.00

00:49:28.680 and i know but it's i've like altered the definition it's probably some sexual tone

00:49:33.420 no you just gotta you gotta feel it out like i'm sure you people say things sometimes you don't 0.95

00:49:36.860 know what it means like i bet bet is like a fucking like you gamble right but like nowadays 0.78

00:49:42.060 it means like what cool like okay yeah like yeah like you feel it out right so chach is uh 0.98

00:49:47.240 chach a chach is synonymous to a douchebag and is defined as a male with spiked hair 0.86

00:49:52.480 usually blonde or bleach bleach blonde a fake tan and fake jewelry in other words a chach is 0.95

00:49:57.920 totally fake but like you're like partly that's not my definition it's not just someone who you're 0.84

00:50:03.300 like really you're a person that's a charge to me fucking charge like i'm at a party and a guy 0.99

00:50:07.580 comes up to me goes yo we'll go fuck some slots i'm like that's a child i didn't know they made 0.99

00:50:11.760 you like how did you leave the house and that was your opening line like i didn't know you existed 0.98

00:50:16.920 yeah i had no idea you existed yeah but it's weird because like definitely a charge how did

00:50:22.720 we start talking about this talking about his terminology and self-deprecation yeah okay okay

00:50:27.220 always owned his his assholeness and so he doesn't have to apologize to anybody he's unapologetic my 0.99

00:50:32.120 whole thing is reverse right like i got i'm the asshole who tears that wall down and is nice in 0.99

00:50:39.780 person right so the people get caught off guard and at parties like oh my god i thought you were 0.97

00:50:44.200 gonna be such a dick but you were so polite and nice i'm like yeah i mean like it's just the 0.99

00:50:48.340 internet like we're here to have fun and yeah i'll play that asshole card um but you were probably 1.00

00:50:53.660 like viewed as such a nice wholesome boy from ohio and then when you fucked up they probably 0.99

00:50:59.760 were like oh my god what is like you know what i mean i mean my fans knew like yeah i'm wholesome 0.98

00:51:04.580 and yeah i'm nice but i'm a fucking wild man like here i'm tame but and my fans knew that but you 0.57

00:51:10.820 know now it's if you don't know me and you take a clip it's not always gonna look the best dude but 0.89

00:51:16.340 that's you can yeah context yeah no one no one has context and every you know i mean like i assume

00:51:22.320 you're not the same person you are when the cameras are rolling or when you're instagramming

00:51:25.660 like you're chilling people assume that i'm literally on molly 24 7 pouring champagne on

00:51:29.620 people like i was biking through new york and some guys like bro where are the slots i'm like dude

00:51:33.360 it's 3 p.m on a tuesday like what do you think i do i'm on my bicycle like yeah just i'm doing a

00:51:38.040 pop-up at the world trade center what do you think i'm doing but that's the same thing that happened

00:51:40.980 with him too people got so obsessed and and and they they thought they knew him a hundred percent

00:51:46.620 because of the content that he puts out until they realize that that the five minutes of youtube you 0.64

00:51:52.600 watch every day is not exactly who the person is dude everybody on the internet's a liar 0.57

00:51:57.180 everybody your life isn't that great your instagram story you're not you know you're 0.92

00:52:01.660 you're putting on the best version of you your life isn't that so it's kind of retarded to assume 0.96

00:52:06.320 that your life is going to be only what you're showing them what you want to show them that's it 0.93

00:52:11.360 yeah even like here's my question because i don't know enough about your origin like how did you

00:52:17.640 go from ohio to here like what was like the moment where what clicked like i'm more interested i'm

00:52:23.540 less interested in content i'm more curious about like that's a marketing brain something

00:52:27.460 happened your brain is wired to do whatever it did to get to this level and it has nothing to do with

00:52:33.600 nope just got lucky really that's not true come on click my heels together three times

00:52:38.440 here i am in a 6.5 million dollar house you know that's like you know people will say like you're

00:52:43.640 you're a 10 year overnight sensation no you just blew up but no one saw the no yeah it's true um

00:52:49.760 yeah i don't know i i um born in the right time i've been making videos since i was 10 and before

00:52:55.640 youtube or being a youtube was a thing i was like yo videos are sick i like being funny and doing

00:53:00.800 pranks on camera and if i came out all of a sudden you know eight years later i'm at i'm good at

00:53:06.040 making videos automatically there was no learning curve for filming vines or youtube videos and then

00:53:10.760 just um again right right time right place right time came up did the right thing uh by building

00:53:16.460 a brand and an audience and being authentic and genuine by the way which i think uh when you're

00:53:21.720 filming a daily vlog every single day really really comes through uh how many times are you

00:53:25.640 posting a day me yeah it depends how hungover i am like if i'm hungover i'm a little bit angrier

00:53:33.000 i'm a little more like sarcastic at the world and i might just go in do you but i also sit on my

00:53:39.100 phone and i'll look at the comments i'll engage with them i like to talk to my audience and i

00:53:42.900 think they know that too like i'll make fun of followers and they'll make fun of each other and

00:53:46.620 it's almost like it's like a forum like i grew up on the internet when you had like message boards

00:53:50.540 and chat rooms and like to me i'm like i'm running my instagram was like yo it's an open conversation

00:53:54.960 like if someone makes fun of me i'm like dude that's fucking great or i'll fire back and it's

00:53:59.220 just that's all it is it's it's a hang it's like my instagram is like we're all just hanging in 0.95

00:54:02.740 the basement telling the dumb jokes to each other you the the last podcast we did with phase rogue 0.63

00:54:07.660 you remember i mean it was fucking great and i think afterwards mike and i discovered it was 0.99

00:54:12.340 because we were hung over like i i hate to say it but i produce the best content when i'm fucking 0.52

00:54:16.700 hung it's weird to say so so we've noticed this i we didn't drink for a whole month i i like one 0.86

00:54:22.180 i'm sick right now i feel like shit but also a lot of times like you're very like when you're not

00:54:27.840 when you're like in that full clear mind you talk about social anxiety it's either that or it's like 0.73

00:54:33.200 you're thinking about how something's going to be received we show up after you know a night of

00:54:38.020 taking down uh tequila shots and we show up here and we sit on the set and we're just like it's

00:54:43.700 like we're having a conversation you know what i'm saying you're not thinking of the the outcomes

00:54:47.340 the this and that and obviously it's you know we're still thinking about it but it's a much

00:54:50.580 more free-flowing conversation yeah so maybe you're raw you're more raw and anger leads to

00:54:56.600 comedy a little darkness leads to comedy no you don't hear about happy comedians like most

00:55:03.520 comedians have some sort of like they look at the world as it is and if you do look at the world as

00:55:07.920 it is like oh it's a fucked up place it's kind of hard to wake up and be like oh that day's perfect 0.63

00:55:11.740 there's no there's nothing funny in that well i get angry in traffic i'm hilarious in traffic 0.99

00:55:17.340 hilarious my roommate evans yeah he's funny and he's very happy he's very angry lose your mind

00:55:23.560 and you're like you just hate everyone around you i mean listen like i i have that written down here

00:55:28.800 i mean it was one of the things like we're on a spinning rock in the middle of outer space people 0.99

00:55:35.580 are killing each other there's diseases everywhere like there's a lot of good shit too don't get me 0.73

00:55:39.580 wrong yeah but like how how else are you gonna get past that without making people laugh and having 0.90

00:55:47.280 fun and and yeah i wish there was a way to always do it without being at someone else's expense and

00:55:52.260 we could be like,

00:55:52.820 why was the giraffe orange?

00:55:54.300 Because it was orange

00:55:55.400 and people just started 1.00

00:55:56.340 like slapping their fucking... 1.00

00:55:57.720 But that's just unfortunately 1.00

00:55:58.820 like as a society,

00:56:00.260 we've departed from Barney.

00:56:03.420 Every joke has a victim.

00:56:04.860 It just has to.

00:56:05.740 It's just that's the key.

00:56:06.920 Whether it's the most...

00:56:07.740 Why did the chicken cross the road?

00:56:09.120 That's not a funny joke

00:56:09.980 and there's no victim.

00:56:11.420 It's not a funny joke.

00:56:12.900 There's no victim in that joke

00:56:14.400 and it's okay to be the victim.

00:56:16.980 It's okay.

00:56:17.620 That's a good point.

00:56:18.560 It's like not that...

00:56:20.260 I'm completely contradicting myself

00:56:21.760 after I said this is a society of victims but like it is like it's okay to be made fun of like it 1.00

00:56:25.920 makes you stronger like can you imagine people that are like babied now who are like oh I don't 0.99

00:56:31.780 like the way that teacher said that so the teacher gets fired and then you continue your life and 0.98

00:56:36.560 you're constantly coddled and then you're like 40 and your manager says some shit to you and you're 0.82

00:56:41.220 like I'm gonna like you're like no one's gonna hold your hand when you're older the best people 0.94

00:56:45.600 in my opinion in this world are people that were at some point broken in their lives and have been

00:56:50.300 through something look some sort of fucking trauma i didn't i don't want to say that i experienced 0.65

00:56:56.060 hardship because i really didn't my parents did we came to america in 1990 they gave up 0.88

00:57:01.680 everything in russia there was no bananas like that's like a weird concept of most people to

00:57:05.740 realize like my parents lived in a house with like four other families like it was

00:57:09.460 poor what do monkeys eat there and i don't think there's a zoo in russia okay i don't know i'm not

00:57:15.620 what is it but like i don't fucking know i don't really i have never been back but like the my when 0.95

00:57:21.120 my mom hears shit about like people being offended in america she's like dude like oh she probably 0.94

00:57:25.880 doesn't give up she's like like picking which bathroom you want to go to she's like go to 1.00

00:57:29.820 whatever bathroom you want she's like we had to stand in line for bread like there's way worse

00:57:33.320 problems right now than you know i don't know i think you need some struggle to gain some

00:57:38.420 perspective everyone's entitled now everyone is so entitled but i because everyone has a voice

00:57:43.860 the reason why i i say that is just because like i've been talking about it a little bit and once

00:57:49.120 again not going to get into a lot but i i dealt with some problems with addiction and lost some

00:57:53.220 friends and dealt a lot of shit you know over the past over the past 15 years like everybody else 0.89

00:57:57.480 has but it gives me a perspective where i'm not easily touched by shit like it's like i also 0.96

00:58:03.000 don't get why how you're so funny because you've been through some because that's the only way to 0.96

00:58:08.340 deal with your problems and pain is usually through humor and that's and that's like a

00:58:12.560 tears of a clown situation look at robin williams like you like the shock of like oh my god one of

00:58:18.180 my that man was an important part of my childhood yeah you know i mean most of ours i feel like it's 0.95

00:58:22.980 robin fucking there's not one person i can imagine who hated him and to see that that man was in that

00:58:27.360 much pain you're like dude like you sometimes we're funny because we're trying to not think 0.99

00:58:33.180 about how miserable we are and it's funny to laugh at it yeah yeah we we definitely live in a

00:58:38.660 a culture that doesn't promote like from the jump our educational system everything doesn't promote

00:58:45.080 inner reflection and inner work it doesn't allow for that we're constantly focused on testing kids

00:58:50.360 getting some result out of something where we don't stop and we don't say good employee one day

00:58:54.680 yeah we don't stop and say hey yo how are you feeling like yeah who are you like we don't allow

00:59:00.340 kids to ask those questions it's america is a machine right now it's a machine they want to

00:59:04.000 churn out employees they want to churn out workers um what would happen what would happen

00:59:09.620 if it doesn't become a machine and everyone's a creative and everyone contests everything it's

00:59:15.000 weird because right i forget who said it but like the world needs ditch diggers too unfortunately

00:59:19.660 they do i don't know though because where we're moving to is now we don't we have robots to do

00:59:26.380 that yeah and then those some people are going to freak out that robots are taking our jobs

00:59:30.300 right that is it what are those people gonna do who do you build like who do you build a wall

00:59:36.280 around or like where do you build a wall if robots take your jobs the robots are probably

00:59:40.660 building the walls so they probably have some tricks on their sleeves like is there like a

00:59:44.660 robot factory that like equates to mexico luckily we'll all be dead before that happens yeah ah

00:59:50.360 you don't think so like i'll be i'll be tail end we'll see everyone thinks they're gonna live

00:59:54.620 forever he's shooting for a buck 50 150 i mean how old are you 23 yeah you're fine i'm sure in

01:00:00.080 like 40 years or find some way to like and he'll have the money he'll have the money to pay for

01:00:04.180 yeah of course it's good to go bro i feel like a lot of people say that and then it gets to 40 0.76

01:00:07.800 years and they're like fuck yeah we were supposed to have some good stuff to extend my life like 0.57

01:00:14.160 the jetsons probably took place in like 1997 like you know what year were the jetsons in like there 0.95

01:00:18.920 was none of that yeah people in 1997 they're like oh i'm 23 i'm good like they'll have some 1.00

01:00:22.940 but and then now we were scared that like y2k was gonna cripple the world 1.00

01:00:28.940 we're humans are fucking stupid we are very generally stupid i think if we were we had a 1.00

01:00:37.160 little less focus though on like having to go to work and work for something like most people just 1.00

01:00:43.920 i mean they're just working their whole lives they don't even know why they're doing it they're

01:00:47.580 just working to continue to live but if we could all be a little more creative we probably do some

01:00:53.320 lit stuff as human beings we probably like be yeah but who would build the set who yeah dude

01:00:58.260 who would build the set who's build your iphone who's going to build your communication device 0.95

01:01:01.840 and if not little chinese children like you know it's just an unfortunate robot dude there was a 0.96

01:01:07.400 still think like it's no i get it but like then how are you going to buy that iphone if you make

01:01:14.100 no living so they say i mean there's a lot of different i can't have this conversation because 0.92

01:01:17.400 i'm rich i'm a stupid like i dropped that at college i don't i'd like to think i can hold 0.57

01:01:23.080 a conversation about this and i can make it funny and we can talk about it but i really have well 0.97

01:01:27.680 the other thing quickly is we the first thing we think to do is giggle at your comment but it's

01:01:34.540 it's we're we shouldn't because if if quickly if little chinese children quote from you not me

01:01:41.480 saying it because god forbid didn't build that iphone and apple had to produce robots to buy it

01:01:48.580 or have american workers pay for it that iphone would cost 22 000 it's already 1400 0.98

01:01:55.100 it's like what are you paying these Chinese children 1.00

01:01:57.380 and so like I think that that's a testament

01:01:59.340 to his to a lot of his

01:02:01.400 jokes and like he says why people get 0.99

01:02:03.240 mad because there's fucking a lot 1.00

01:02:05.360 of them there's truth in this shit like you're like 1.00

01:02:07.200 hey this is really mean what you said on the internet 1.00

01:02:09.280 as you're holding a device that's slave labor 0.85

01:02:11.360 made and I know it's hard to avoid

01:02:13.020 a necessity but like

01:02:14.460 we're all kind of guilty

01:02:16.760 we're like I'm wearing this and it's

01:02:19.280 got the blood of I'm sure some people 0.98

01:02:21.200 on it and it sucks and it's 0.85

01:02:23.160 horrible but it's like 0.95

01:02:24.960 yeah well i think we're all guilty though that comes with at some point we're gonna have to

01:02:29.900 have a collective awakening well yeah in the future everyone dresses the same right you see

01:02:34.680 every movie we're all i don't think i don't think that i mean obviously that's like a cynical that's

01:02:39.120 a cynical way to look at it i think also like when you look at having 14 billion people on the planet

01:02:44.560 like we're not yeah because did you do you watch westworld uh that is the best one of the one of

01:02:50.400 the brilliant thing they say is modern medicine has killed natural selection we're saving everyone

01:02:56.120 now so where is a species done evolving because the whole point of evolution is to kill off the

01:03:01.140 week we're done human beings are done evolving because we're now saving the week and that's

01:03:05.660 great you know your grandmother saved and she can live longer and that's awesome but

01:03:09.540 as a species we're done we're done because nature's supposed to like wean off the bad genetics

01:03:15.480 and we're not anymore everyone's being kept alive this is a that's a big conversation yeah

01:03:22.120 hey real quick if there is anyone who like specializes in that philosophy

01:03:27.200 and audience you know please like reach out to them we want to have them on the show because

01:03:32.200 that's that's like a clear what do you uh like a when is a species done evolving what's the answer

01:03:36.840 to that question that's like a thanos honestly like an avengers type question like when is this

01:03:40.720 be like and it's scary

01:03:42.660 it's not really on us to say though

01:03:44.600 because we don't know

01:03:45.680 we don't know but like at what

01:03:48.680 point can the

01:03:50.800 earth not sustain human life

01:03:52.620 well in because either 0.99

01:03:54.720 we are fucking it or 0.99

01:03:56.560 we have developed artificial intelligence who is 1.00

01:03:58.720 fucking us like at what point 0.98

01:04:00.580 there's got to be someone who like can speak on this 0.99

01:04:02.860 intelligently that's not us

01:04:04.440 I'm sure

01:04:05.060 you said 14 billion people

01:04:07.840 you said 14 billion people

01:04:09.860 that's double the population yeah that's on the way that's crazy you know that there's no question

01:04:16.780 so it was like eight the year 1800 i think we had like half a billion people or something like

01:04:22.060 this right and then a hundred years later we had a billion and then a hundred years later we had

01:04:28.240 seven billion well yeah because the age of like your life expectancy has gone up astronomically

01:04:33.900 too right like you used to live to 30 yeah that was like yeah you would die in 30 half your kids

01:04:38.720 would die by five like the industrial revolution is what created the majority of it because

01:04:44.440 we had people very powerful business people decide hey we need workers and we need people

01:04:52.460 to buy stuff so that we can make a lot of money so we're in the result of that we're growing out

01:04:57.580 of that we're growing into the fact that hey we don't need all these people like you were saying

01:05:01.400 yeah and now so we're gonna face a lot of problems we're gonna face some like really

01:05:06.240 interesting times i think on the way i mean i think there's a lot of people when i walk through 0.61

01:05:10.900 new york la maybe there's need to be build some fun shit in the middle of the country because

01:05:15.840 i've gone through like america and you're like there's like one house every seven miles like 0.93

01:05:20.140 yo put some of those yeah i think we can fit a lot of there like put so much like when i go

01:05:25.360 like 200 miles there should be an attraction so that they can populate that area or when i go

01:05:29.780 hiking to panga like 15 minutes from here you it's it's great and beautiful that i could stare

01:05:34.940 out over these beautiful trees and mountains but like at some point they're probably gonna have to

01:05:37.980 put some it's really sad i think they said though that like the whole world population

01:05:44.740 from like a like a square mileage perspective can can fit into texas oh yeah oh just like

01:05:51.960 ask the ankles all of us yeah so like i think in terms of like population on the planet like i think

01:05:58.680 we can sustain quite a bit more but the issue is you have countries like india and countries like

01:06:04.700 china where they have billions of people they're they're looking up to the u.s because we have the

01:06:10.420 standard of living that is if you go to india they're way behind in the majority so they have

01:06:15.720 this standard of living where they see oh wow coal and cars and these things so that's going

01:06:20.720 to those countries unless really smart people come and just give them good technology right

01:06:27.720 off the rip yeah but we all their smart people came here so all the best indians are in america

01:06:33.620 You know what I think?

01:06:34.380 I think.

01:06:35.260 You're definitely the smart one on the show, by the way.

01:06:37.440 Yeah, he's the heat.

01:06:38.240 I was just sitting here like, oh.

01:06:40.460 He brings the intelligence to it for sure.

01:06:42.040 But I didn't think it was going to get this deep, to be honest.

01:06:44.620 I mean, this is what I think.

01:06:46.600 Seventh grade, I saw the movie, WALL-E.

01:06:47.980 I said, this is amazing.

01:06:49.440 This is what I think.

01:06:50.280 Like in WALL-E.

01:06:51.440 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:52.380 It's already that.

01:06:53.220 This is it.

01:06:53.820 They just float around in the little chairs.

01:06:55.420 Float around in the little chairs.

01:06:56.740 Watching Netflix.

01:06:57.740 Looking at the screens. 1.00

01:06:58.440 I mean, you've seen the ladies roll around at Stop and Shop and Shop, right? 1.00

01:07:01.720 they in the little chair because they're too fat to walk you've seen that this happens right 1.00

01:07:06.020 that's not a handicap no they just don't want to walk the sad thing is and i've spent a lot of time 0.99

01:07:12.060 on this topic the sad thing is like the majority of this comes from i guess it was designed to be

01:07:17.720 this way like there's i think you mentioned it like there was people who got together and planned

01:07:22.600 it and so we have literally we have classes like classes were created and we have schools that are

01:07:30.600 in inner cities and they don't get funding like look at la man look how many teachers were just

01:07:35.260 on strike i don't know if you guys saw yeah yeah yeah like thousands yeah so like you have inner

01:07:38.980 city kids that aren't getting the same resources and then they're segregated they're not you know

01:07:43.580 you have these really rich public schools and charter schools and privacy like everybody nobody's

01:07:48.220 together anymore we're all separated it's because everything's a money game right and someone's

01:07:52.920 making money on something my my thoughts on that are until we as a country move away from

01:08:01.440 corporations owning washington and money being and and private interest groups will never get

01:08:09.020 anything done like right now like corporations own washington dc every politician that says they

01:08:15.120 stand for this only stands for it because a corporation that's paying them tells them dude

01:08:19.700 And then they're like, hey, they don't affect my decisions.

01:08:22.380 It's like, dude, if someone hands you 40 grand, what do you want me to say?

01:08:25.660 I'll say it.

01:08:26.540 That's what I'm saying.

01:08:27.360 Like, we're all humans.

01:08:28.680 That Sacha Baron Cohen, who is America, pretty much confirmed that rationale in my mind. 1.00

01:08:36.120 Do you see the thing where he got, who did he get to say some dumb shit? 0.99

01:08:40.080 Dude, these people are out of big politicians. 1.00

01:08:42.180 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:42.540 And he didn't even try very hard.

01:08:44.720 Who was he?

01:08:45.160 So many.

01:08:46.440 he convinced them to be proponents of giving kindergartners guns i saw are you and then he

01:08:52.980 tried to walk it back after the fact but those are the people that are making yeah well that's

01:08:57.400 how scary is that you're on a very opposite end of the spectrum to me but what i what i you know

01:09:03.120 can kind of sympathize and see is like there's so much like you were saying there's so many other

01:09:07.300 real problems so to be throwing hate at people like you're living a lifestyle that other people

01:09:12.100 want to live like you're you have this page you have parties you have people show up that want

01:09:16.840 that so like you instead of dedicating time to hating on other people put that time into doing

01:09:22.920 something productive dude no because it's harder to do because everyone loves what is it like

01:09:27.560 slacktivism right i'll share this i'll write a bad review everybody's a critic right i mean look at

01:09:33.100 yelp like it's literally just that's all it is like all of a sudden some like fat dude from

01:09:38.220 milwaukee is like a food critic it's like dude stop and like you could like that's that are there 0.72

01:09:43.400 yelp perks like can you become like a professional oh yeah there's like you get medals and shit for 0.55

01:09:48.180 as much for as many reviews as you gave and some of these people take it so seriously they're like

01:09:51.700 you'll read it and they're like the starch content and the flapjacks were up 40 and you're like what 0.64

01:09:56.440 the fuck are you talking about how do you know that and i'm sure they have egos walking into a 0.87

01:10:00.280 restaurant like you know 6200 yelp reviews last year this better be free or i will take you down 1.00

01:10:06.120 i hate this slacktivism that's actually all it is is like just people on the internet

01:10:12.200 who who it's it's you're not trying to help you're just patting yourself on the back

01:10:17.220 for saying for feeling like i did something good without really looking into what you're

01:10:22.520 complaining about half the time i it's like like he knows like like you're like people are trying

01:10:26.940 to save people who aren't don't want to be saved like the people come to my parties are having a

01:10:31.000 good time like everyone's there on their own right yeah like their own they came there on their own

01:10:36.860 like what's the point of helping them who don't want to be helped instead of helping to go work

01:10:41.980 out take that energy and go work out a soup kitchen on a weekend do you enjoy giving back at

01:10:45.780 all or yeah dude well like when we started our merch shit uh for me it was like fun to use a lot 0.93

01:10:53.400 of that money to do like fun shit for people you know especially for the fans like i said i interact 0.90

01:10:57.160 with them all the time with i mean you know sick kids will like wipe out their gofundmes and send 0.93

01:11:03.000 them merch and it's just kind of like it's fun like my one of my favorite quotes growing up was

01:11:07.820 uh where it's like i want to collect all the money i can for the first half of my life and

01:11:12.360 then spend the second half of my life giving it away like it's just like a fun i don't know it

01:11:16.820 feels good as selfish as it might be too but like you're helping people and it's it's a nice little

01:11:21.080 adrenaline rush where you're like i actually made a difference i've seen i've seen you give back you 0.98

01:11:25.040 did you did this recently you had a um oh there you go and you know what i got shit for that 0.99

01:11:31.160 you gave this woman a we gave two girls uh free boob jobs one from canada one from colorado 0.99

01:11:37.320 they're both single moms flew them in gave them new boobs and people like well you could have used

01:11:42.260 that money to do something something else for someone who really needs it it's like dude well 0.95

01:11:45.700 what's wrong with just like making two moms day what life whatever what did they do what was the 0.51

01:11:51.200 contest like and subscribe type shit yeah it's just kind of like hey like support me and then 0.84

01:11:56.440 we'll pick a winner and we pick two girls were they stoked yeah out of their minds just the time 0.98

01:12:02.160 like dude they you know how good this doctor was they got their tits done on monday wednesday they 0.99

01:12:07.220 were at 11 in miami wow they just went out and then thursday they flew home two single moms 0.99

01:12:13.140 dude the boob job 45 minutes well that's table stakes in miami though they would have been the 0.99

01:12:18.840 only two without tit jobs yeah if they walked in if you walk into miami with like you have no boobs 0.98

01:12:22.980 you're just like dude they're like sir you gotta pay yeah are you going to fort lauderdale with 1.00

01:12:27.460 that shit yeah sir you gotta pay are you are you into boobs bro i feel like uh i'm a boob guy i'm 1.00

01:12:35.100 just i'm a dude you know ah yeah yeah i'm a dude i've become more of a butt guy because boobs you 1.00

01:12:41.180 can buy and i don't they haven't perfected the butt jobs yet yeah so like i'm still like you 1.00

01:12:45.920 know what i'll lean towards a real nice butt and then we'll just slap some fucking tits on you 0.99

01:12:51.240 but you're in new york yeah and guess what they've started to perfect here in la what but but it not 1.00

01:12:58.560 perfect but it's prevalent here like i i've been i've been some are comical i've been giving consent

01:13:05.300 to grab some butts recently full consent obviously after asking multiple times it feels like you're

01:13:11.200 grabbing a robo but like what's a robo but feel like i like it no it's like there's a piece of

01:13:16.760 metal like the future so they haven't perfected it so then they haven't no they haven't they have

01:13:20.460 not they absolutely have not it's it's it's comical it's funny i mean it doesn't move like

01:13:25.260 it just sits there like if you're like yeah because and i don't want to make fun of them

01:13:29.000 it's their life choice and they're not affecting me in any way if you don't bother me i have no 0.97

01:13:32.940 hate towards you the minute it like starts affecting my life then i'll say some shit but 1.00

01:13:36.600 like it's going to be kind of you know these girls that are getting like butt implants like version 1.00

01:13:41.840 1.0 like in like 40 years it's gonna look hilarious because most of the girls forget that in order to 1.00

01:13:47.160 have a fat ass you still need some thighs and then you see like a girl with like spongebob legs with 1.00

01:13:52.380 like a fat ass you're like that doesn't even you know what my my only qualm with the fake butts is 1.00

01:13:58.080 that uh i mean like if you if you have small boobs genetically like you can't like do anything 1.00

01:14:06.360 to modify that. 0.74

01:14:07.960 Well, you can go to the gym

01:14:08.840 and do squats and lunges 1.00

01:14:10.380 and you can work on your ass 0.99

01:14:11.580 and work hard 0.99

01:14:12.220 and get like a nice,

01:14:13.460 firm, well-rounded.

01:14:14.060 Even if you're not,

01:14:14.680 you don't have like 0.94

01:14:15.220 Kim Kardashian huge butt, 1.00

01:14:16.780 you could have a cute little 1.00

01:14:17.700 tight butt. 1.00

01:14:18.000 Exactly, and I've seen it. 0.95

01:14:18.740 We've seen it.

01:14:19.420 Some of the biggest models

01:14:20.780 on Instagram.

01:14:22.060 Summer.

01:14:22.680 Yeah, like, bro,

01:14:24.000 hard-working girl 1.00

01:14:24.780 made it fucking happen. 1.00

01:14:25.940 If you do squats all day, 1.00

01:14:27.020 you'll be all frips. 0.74

01:14:28.180 All frips. 0.99

01:14:29.560 Yeah, you'll have a juicy touche. 1.00

01:14:31.720 Don't you wish there was something 1.00

01:14:32.660 you could do for your dick 1.00

01:14:33.400 to make it a little bit bigger? 1.00

01:14:34.580 Yeah.

01:14:35.500 You can't.

01:14:36.360 But how big is too big?

01:14:37.900 How small is too small?

01:14:40.720 Tic-tac size?

01:14:41.620 I mean, listen, we had Riley Reid on the show.

01:14:43.480 She said that, and I like to bring this up

01:14:46.140 every show, as you guys know.

01:14:48.160 We had Riley Reid on the show, and she said that there are guys 0.99

01:14:50.220 in the porn industry right now that have inflatable dicks, 0.99

01:14:52.340 like little rafts that you could blow up. 0.98

01:14:53.980 What do you mean?

01:14:54.360 She said there's a thing, they push a button, and it goes

01:14:57.760 and then it fills up, and then they push

01:15:01.940 another button near their gooch, I think

01:15:04.080 she said, and it goes

01:15:04.980 this is the artificial intelligence we are looking forward this is what we have done as

01:15:10.780 as humans so far we've created one robot and it's a raft cock hey i was probably listening

01:15:15.580 to this whole podcast and they're like and there's nothing you know is this podcast like

01:15:20.420 like in your blood like did you do you like what like ron jeremy is like a weird thing to me that

01:15:27.660 i've never understood because their whole gimmick was like this is the everyday man right that was 0.98

01:15:32.060 why ron jeremy became famous right a bowling ball with a 12 inch cock yeah he's the everyday man

01:15:37.220 but to me i've never watched a ron jeremy movie because i'm like dude i don't want just a regular 0.97

01:15:43.280 guy in my porn like i don't want ron jeremy in a bad boys three you know what i mean like give me 0.95

01:15:47.160 a real act like give me a fucking what's his name i want johnny since i want i don't want to see 1.00

01:15:54.420 like half a penis in your gut in the shot like i want abs so i can put myself there right like 1.00

01:15:59.560 right because otherwise you would just go have sex like if you want to see a fat stomach hanging 1.00

01:16:05.060 over exactly rusty old ball cock like you'd go do it yourself right i'm with you do porn i couldn't 1.00

01:16:12.560 do porn when i was younger i could i think i i don't think i have the like libido like fucking 0.99

01:16:18.280 drive for it now now i'm like i don't want to ruin it i love mcdonald's i'm never gonna work there 0.99

01:16:23.400 but i don't want to do porn because i don't want to ruin sex yeah granted sex with me isn't that 0.92

01:16:28.880 great to begin with but like i don't want it i don't want to hate my job you know but i think 0.89

01:16:32.800 like it goes back to your parties like at the end of some of your parties like i'll be at shine at

01:16:36.020 foxwoods and it'll be like there'll be a girl like we're going to krill's after party like there

01:16:39.840 is none and there is none i don't know who's spreading these lines because i've always ended

01:16:43.900 up at an after party with you it's not your after i'll go to roulette tables i'll lose all my money

01:16:48.040 because i'm black out and then i'll end up at some after parties like all right where's the booze

01:16:52.060 and then that's it so i go these girls come to me they're like we're going to you know this party

01:16:56.020 crew i'm like come to it or whatever and then i i see i see them saying that and i look and it's

01:17:00.240 like um like bobby's burger palace or some shit that's it and i'm like and like when i was 20 or

01:17:05.340 22 i would be like yeah it was for you let's go to the party or whatever now my brain starts to 0.57

01:17:10.180 like spin off a little bit bro like i'm like cheeseburgers like go to sleep last time i was

01:17:15.080 at shrine because you know at foxwoods food's done at like midnight there yeah i order room

01:17:20.260 service at 8 p.m saw that to save in my room so i can get done with the party and go home and eat

01:17:25.120 That is genius.

01:17:26.380 Yeah, that's smart.

01:17:26.740 That is genius. 1.00

01:17:28.380 Yo, do you have a crazy fucking story? 1.00

01:17:31.840 One of them that tops the rest. 1.00

01:17:36.020 I'm sure.

01:17:36.760 I'm sure.

01:17:37.380 He looked over for approval.

01:17:38.560 There's one. 1.00

01:17:40.620 Fuck it. 1.00

01:17:41.000 I'll talk about it. 1.00

01:17:41.760 Okay, here we go. 0.99

01:17:46.080 Damn, it was. 0.98

01:17:47.460 So there was a party I did in Hoboken last year. 0.99

01:17:52.780 and it was just at every like any party like i've always done people show up everyone has a good

01:17:58.360 time and i meet this guy and he comes over introduces himself he's like this is my wife

01:18:03.880 i'm like cool shake hands you come to my table you're like a respectable human and not like a 0.99

01:18:08.240 like an idiot i'll be like do you want a shot you got a shot whenever hang out don't leave whatever 0.97

01:18:12.520 and he's just got he's very alpha like the guy that needs to shake your hand yeah where you're 1.00

01:18:17.660 Like, like, you don't need to assert dominance over me.

01:18:20.800 Like you already have, you're married.

01:18:22.780 Like, uh, losing for the whole night.

01:18:26.740 I get up on the bar, what I normally do. 1.00

01:18:28.980 And I'll just like, some girls will climb up. 1.00

01:18:30.640 We'll spray champagne. 1.00

01:18:31.720 Everyone has a good time. 1.00

01:18:33.660 He takes this woman, throws her on the bar. 1.00

01:18:37.860 She's just like, yes, cover me in champagne.

01:18:41.460 And then he just starts fingering her in front of the entire bar.

01:18:45.440 Not his wife?

01:18:46.100 so they throw them out i'm like in shock i'm like where's security what do you want me to do this

01:18:53.060 dude could murder me i'm standing on the bar they pull her off they get out they leave the next day 0.99

01:18:58.120 like it's like sexual assault at slut whispers party and i'm like shit it's like my life's over 1.00

01:19:03.620 my life is completely over like i'm gonna lose every booking blah blah blah and it's one of 1.00

01:19:08.040 those things where like i just had to sit and wait for like the facts to come out that i knew

01:19:12.360 and what came out was that's his wife which is still we know not okay okay you'll be married

01:19:18.700 or whatever you can't just like assault someone and and he's a cop oh so the story instantly

01:19:26.180 changed from like hey this was like carilla instigated and it became like you know what

01:19:31.780 this is probably shouldn't be doing that like and it'd be and especially with the narrative that

01:19:35.180 they have about police right now you know in this country that it kind of put all the attention on

01:19:40.400 on that and that was like a really scary moment because i'm like this is gonna all gone down and

01:19:44.780 i didn't do anything besides just like react like i'm not in control of the 500 people 500 people

01:19:50.200 at a party like what am i i can't i'm not security i'm just you know the guy showing up so that went

01:19:56.500 crazy but went crazy and now it's okay where we can kind of like you know the mayor of the town

01:20:00.800 commented and said that my party's an affront to human decency and i was like

01:20:05.400 such a good quote isn't a front is enough club is closed well the whole like he's been trying

01:20:14.260 to clean up hoboken and i get it whatever because hoboken is really like just a is is a hoboken is

01:20:19.480 the fifth year of college where is that it's where kids who graduated college in new york and they're

01:20:23.560 like i got a job in the city but i'll take that i'll live in hoboken all the bars are like still

01:20:28.140 kind of fratty blah blah it's the fifth year of college there are a lot of models there though

01:20:31.900 because they can't the ones that can't afford to live in soho or yeah or whatever yeah uh beautiful

01:20:36.880 town and it was just like an it was just a party and you know like like you know some people in 0.98

01:20:41.560 power see that as you know you're ruining the fabric of our society with this shit we don't 0.98

01:20:47.060 want this in our town and you know it's their prerogative but do you ever get close to that 0.98

01:20:51.200 like have you ever seen stuff get close to that at other parties because like i feel like i feel

01:20:55.100 like they're dude i'm very like i dude if guys like a touch a girl like i'm like dude just stop

01:20:59.720 like why are you such well because you see the thirst on instagram and that's just looking at

01:21:04.760 i also know people like i'll see some weirdos i'll be like all right we got to watch that guy

01:21:08.720 or like get him out of here like you know and people can't handle their liquor you know it's a

01:21:14.520 every party i'm nervous about and that's just you know you don't know how it's going to turn out

01:21:20.720 i have a curiosity if it's yeah i don't know i used well i don't know i noticed you're like

01:21:26.000 looking at me because it looked like you were lining up but i don't know how has your life

01:21:29.360 changed since uh you got your girlfriend how is how is it partying it it hasn't i still do my job

01:21:36.280 and she's totally cool with it like you know i don't i don't do anything you don't have a hall

01:21:40.880 pass do you no but i don't like i'm not but you don't want there's nothing sexual about what i'm

01:21:47.600 doing to me anymore like it's just like to me it's like i'm starting a fun party and yeah you'll see 0.94

01:21:51.400 some tits like whoa is that really the end of the world and that's it and everyone goes home and has

01:21:55.220 a good time and that's it that's there's really nothing deeper than i just want people to have 1.00

01:21:59.560 fun i want you to be able to walk in in a onesie to a nightclub get drunk and be an idiot and that's 0.97

01:22:04.760 really it and people forgot how to do that not hurt anybody not like yeah yeah you've been quoted 1.00

01:22:11.180 saying there's no shame in being a fun ratchet half naked drunken mess yeah dude some of your

01:22:17.440 best stories are you're like oh remember like that happened in vegas for you like passed down

01:22:21.240 the elevator you're like yeah no one talks about the night where you got drunk and like remember

01:22:24.480 we got a hangover and nothing happened you don't talk about that or the night you talk about your

01:22:27.760 most embarrassing raw moments and maybe not publicly but between friends like you know my

01:22:33.460 best stories to potheads talk about the last time they got high all the time like that's all i mean

01:22:38.000 you're just kind of reminiscing about the fun moments they say no good start story ever started

01:22:43.660 with a salad yeah sure tequila shots all right yo listen i want to do uh i want to do the audio

01:22:51.280 only extended Q&A right now

01:22:53.380 with Kirill.

01:22:55.080 So listen, if you guys are not

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01:22:59.120 If you're under the age of 18 and somehow

01:23:01.280 this video did not get age restricted, sorry for not

01:23:03.260 sorry, but what is the demo

01:23:05.240 here? What is your demo?

01:23:07.740 1824. That young kid outside the

01:23:09.280 gate? That guy?

01:23:11.320 And he has to listen to us talk about

01:23:13.160 geopolitical problems. No, he doesn't give a fuck. 0.99

01:23:15.400 He's literally yelling, well, get over a fence. 1.00

01:23:17.840 Nah, he watches the vlogs. He watches the

01:23:19.300 vlogs. He wants to see him talk to his dog.

01:23:21.280 and shit yeah so okay yo where can they find you on social media uh slut whisper on instagram 1.00

01:23:26.060 that's it that's all that i'm kicked off of twitter if you'll they booted you for twice 1.00

01:23:30.920 rooted and booted fuck i got booted for just getting in a you know i just start i just have 0.99

01:23:35.940 fun with people he's just making me whatever i'm an old grumpy fuck like that's what i am 0.99

01:23:40.740 you know what i mean you can be interesting like grandfather one yeah i'm gonna be like 0.97

01:23:46.760 he's got to be a father to be a grandfather ah true yeah that's biological and he doesn't 0.99

01:23:50.560 want that receipt he said oh yeah that video receipt of a we didn't show any of your fucking 0.96

01:23:56.620 content i just don't know if i could i don't know if i don't worry about it um so yeah yo hit that 0.91

01:24:02.160 subscribe button thank you for listening watching we will see you on friday uh we love you take it

01:24:07.380 easy fam peace all right is this part two yeah just just a little q a okay for the audio turn

01:24:13.940 the lights because you know this is fucking interesting bro i know i'm sorry for like i'm 0.57

01:24:17.600 I'm sure it should have been funnier, but no, bro. 0.87

01:24:20.320 I kind of like having these conversations and that's, you know,

01:24:23.480 sometimes it devolves in it.

01:24:25.160 You know what? 0.99

01:24:25.580 You know what's why it's not a hundred percent just dick grabbing and shit. 0.99

01:24:29.140 It's because like, quite honestly, 0.98

01:24:30.620 I don't know how much I'm allowed to like participate.

01:24:33.280 Yeah.

01:24:33.680 I've been, I'm here.

01:24:36.200 Yeah.

01:24:36.640 Yeah.

01:24:36.820 You're just kind of, you're moderating.

01:24:38.200 That's all right.

01:24:38.600 I get it.

01:24:38.940 Well, it's not, it's not even that too.

01:24:40.940 It's just, it's just, we never know what to expect.

01:24:42.800 Like we went into yesterday's podcast with no expectations.

01:24:45.500 it turned out being this like high energy and today i i feel like a little uh just just a little

01:24:51.240 scared me too bro that's that's the emotion i'm feeling it's so weird why because i'm here what

01:24:56.040 we're talking about the top no not you at all no no i know the subject matter yeah well at least

01:25:00.860 these you know they're but that's you know that's the problem most people aren't willing to have

01:25:05.360 these conversations you know i mean right not saying that you should have them and take all

01:25:10.420 the heat for it but like most people don't have an honest conversation they want they would rather

01:25:14.960 are like avoided at all costs yeah they're like no no let's just talk about that and it's like

01:25:18.740 that's cool too whatever but like i you know i think to me this conversation with you makes you

01:25:25.480 a much more interesting person to me than if you were like hey tell me about like how many girls 0.91

01:25:29.980 have you fucked and like dude who like that's like i don't care i'd rather know like what you 0.85

01:25:33.520 are as a human yeah like what are your i think people uh parents are very very sheltered and so 0.99

01:25:40.480 like logan you've done a really good job at building a younger audience and inspiring them

01:25:45.140 and giving them a lot of amazing things and then you had that shift to like just really wanting to

01:25:49.400 be real and genuine and i think parents are really scared of that parents like want to shelter because

01:25:54.460 most parents want to put you in front of television and have the tv raise the kid and so if they find

01:25:59.000 out some guys being real and like yo what is this kid putting in my child's face and which is when

01:26:03.960 they should could just be watching you know whatever right tv program or like being real 0.98

01:26:10.200 means like real like you're gonna hear some good shit and some bad shit but i do think parents are 0.99

01:26:16.220 getting cooler because they have to get cooler because on social media like even like with this 0.99

01:26:21.000 exact episode of this podcast like kids are gonna hear and see shit it's over the days of your kid 0.99

01:26:26.680 being this little cooped up child in a cage who can't say f the f word until he's 14 years old 0.93

01:26:32.080 they're over uh because again everyone has access to the internet nowadays but but like people like

01:26:39.680 to make it seem that whatever you're gonna say or whatever you're gonna do like this is gonna

01:26:44.380 rip apart like our society like it's making everything worse it's like dude before logan 0.93

01:26:49.320 paul was born like we dropped two bombs on japan like where were we so fucking noble before you 0.98

01:26:54.500 were born like yeah like you back in my day we just killed them yeah back in the day we just 0.97

01:27:00.180 killed people like with nuclear war exactly like who like that's the thing where everyone 0.99

01:27:05.100 loves to talk shit without realizing that we're all guilty so do you think some censorship is okay 0.92

01:27:12.260 i'm kind of i can i can see that i can see depending on the forum right you know like 0.99

01:27:20.380 if i have kids maybe i wouldn't want them exposed to certain things anal just yeah like like sesame 0.98

01:27:26.000 street shouldn't have anal sex exactly i'm okay with the intended the intended no longer that's 0.98

01:27:32.620 all it is so when people get upset at like chris rock for making jokes like dude he's in a night 0.99

01:27:36.980 club and he's a comedian at night like he's not coming on your tv at 2 p.m he has like there's a

01:27:43.380 certain setting for everything do you think you'll do you think you'll ever get to the point where

01:27:47.220 you have to because you see so many people having to leave platforms and you've been kicked off do

01:27:52.300 Do you think there's going to be a point where you do something like what

01:27:55.180 Vitaly did with like,

01:27:56.460 what did Vitaly do?

01:27:57.320 Creating his own.

01:27:58.640 Oh,

01:27:59.040 he started platform. 1.00

01:27:59.640 Oh shit. 0.99

01:28:00.280 Right. 1.00

01:28:00.580 Yeah.

01:28:00.680 I'm just too lazy.

01:28:01.480 I think.

01:28:02.360 Yo,

01:28:02.500 but you,

01:28:03.000 I mean,

01:28:03.300 like what if Instagram was like,

01:28:04.380 yeah,

01:28:04.660 dude,

01:28:04.980 sorry.

01:28:05.560 I mean,

01:28:05.740 he's got Cruella.

01:28:06.620 Is Cruella's here still alive?

01:28:08.080 I'm bringing that site back.

01:28:09.520 I'm so lazy.

01:28:11.580 Yeah.

01:28:11.960 I don't know what'll happen.

01:28:12.780 I'm kind of just,

01:28:13.400 I'm more reactionary than like.

01:28:16.440 Than planning.

01:28:16.960 I don't like to think of the worst,

01:28:19.200 which is weird because I think of the worst in everything.

01:28:22.300 but like i'm kind of very optimistic too like i you know like whatever i'll just have fun with 0.97

01:28:27.380 this and if this ends this this will end you know and i'll just it was it was a fun run i fuck with

01:28:32.920 that heavily because that's my that's my that's my whole view like on a lot of because in the end 0.62

01:28:37.460 i'm posting everything i'm posting mostly for me cool that it's built the following and an audience

01:28:42.720 and people relate to it but it makes me laugh if i didn't post it there i would have texted it to

01:28:46.960 you yeah and that's it and that's all my pages is like i'm gonna be like you said authentic 0.97

01:28:51.600 and honest and that's all i can give you and whether you fuck with me or not that's that's 0.93

01:28:56.380 cool it's just funny because like if you like if you would have texted it to me 0.98

01:29:01.100 or to someone they might have laughed and then they see it on instagram they're like wow this

01:29:04.980 shouldn't be out there it's like such a it's such a weird relationship between what people think is

01:29:10.140 okay to say between friends versus what is okay to be out in the open yeah it's like when people

01:29:16.400 would get shit for wearing like offensive halloween costumes like we shouldn't be doing

01:29:19.640 that it's like no no no the point of that is you should be wearing those costumes and we should 1.00

01:29:25.400 put it in people's faces like oh you shouldn't dress as like uh you know like an indigenous 0.99

01:29:30.120 American with a headdress it's like why not like that's just putting what I'm like out there to 0.99

01:29:36.220 the world and we're having a conversation about it what do you want me to just pretend it never

01:29:39.220 happened we're all just going to be like pc like cool look how they sweep school shootings under

01:29:43.680 the rug dude if you get shot at a nightclub that nightclub is closed forever forever you get shot

01:29:49.620 at school they're like all right half day tomorrow come on back the night like they don't 0.97

01:29:52.840 and no one talks about any of that shit i think i think and humor is the only way i feel like i 0.93

01:29:58.600 can point it out look like i always said this like you can pray i make jokes both accomplish 0.91

01:30:03.220 nothing and that's it i'm just kind of here to yeah i don't know um i mean i'm glad the cameras

01:30:15.060 raw for that no no it's just this is audio only yeah yeah i know i know you know you're supposed 0.65

01:30:19.600 to nah you i i read somewhere you made a comment um your instagram handle is slut whisperer and uh 0.96

01:30:27.780 someone questioned you about like the word the word slut itself has such a negative connotation 0.97

01:30:31.980 to it and um kind of in the vein of what you just said in that it you you also hate the word yeah 0.95

01:30:39.040 and that you've diluted i'm trying to make to me a slut is someone that's fun like just someone's 0.78

01:30:45.360 like dude like when no one has a word no one no one's a problem when someone's like yeah i'm a 0.97

01:30:50.160 pizza slut or i'm a slut for this because it's like that word doesn't have to be bad and it's 0.81

01:30:56.340 like you know it's like everyone celebrates guys being sexually free but it's like yeah and they're 0.98

01:31:03.720 like that's like oh you're cool dude the fact that pebbula pew hasn't been taken off television or

01:31:07.900 maybe it has, or the fact that they haven't wiped that from the archives. 0.99

01:31:10.080 Like, that was a fucking rapey skunk. 0.98

01:31:13.120 Remember Peppy Lippia? 1.00

01:31:14.060 I remember Peppy Lippia.

01:31:14.980 I think you're like, dude, how is that? 0.98

01:31:17.300 Yeah, he was a rapey skunk. 1.00

01:31:19.800 Someone's got to apologize for that. 1.00

01:31:20.400 Yeah.

01:31:20.960 You know, you're supposed to ask your kids if you could tickle them.

01:31:24.440 Now.

01:31:25.380 So what you need to do now is shut the front door.

01:31:28.660 That's not true.

01:31:29.720 That cannot be true.

01:31:30.880 I've been reading articles lately about there's a push right now

01:31:35.320 to have adults get consent

01:31:37.360 from their kids to both kiss and tickle

01:31:39.520 them. Do you realize if I said that to my mother, she'd

01:31:41.420 be like, cool, you don't want me to touch you? Get a job.

01:31:43.540 And you're paying rent in your bedroom. Like, she would

01:31:45.400 have been like... And probably slap you at the two by four. 1.00

01:31:47.260 I used to get hit with a belt. For sure. 0.97

01:31:49.300 My mom was the kind of mom that would beat you and then 1.00

01:31:51.340 like, come around and be like, alright, hug you and make 1.00

01:31:53.300 you feel better. But like, that's how

01:31:55.380 you learned, like, oh, I probably shouldn't do that.

01:31:57.960 I'm not saying put

01:31:59.320 your child in the hospital, but like, you know.

01:32:01.120 But now they literally want you to

01:32:03.260 ask. Yo, you're...

01:32:05.320 Yo, I'm the most real note.

01:32:07.660 That makes me want to get off this planet.

01:32:10.240 Not be here, yeah.

01:32:10.740 Yeah, I'm not even kidding, bro.

01:32:11.960 That makes me so upset.

01:32:13.300 Not be here.

01:32:13.880 Like, go to another planet.

01:32:15.160 Literally leave.

01:32:16.320 Like, no, I'm talking about physically getting a spaceship and leave.

01:32:18.660 Oh, not death.

01:32:19.360 Yeah, okay.

01:32:19.660 Not death.

01:32:20.400 Just clarifying.

01:32:21.060 Yeah.

01:32:21.480 No, I don't want to be on Earth anymore.

01:32:22.700 Go to, like, Uranus.

01:32:24.140 Oh, no, I can't say that.

01:32:25.540 It's not PC.

01:32:25.680 You can't say Uranus, yeah. 1.00

01:32:27.760 Fuck Saturn. 0.99

01:32:28.680 Yeah, if Elon could get me to Mars, Saturn's uninhabitable. 1.00

01:32:32.240 Yeah, it's too gassy.

01:32:33.400 Way too gassy. 0.99

01:32:33.680 It's like my butthole after I ate a burrito. 0.99

01:32:35.460 Exactly. 0.99

01:32:36.140 You don't want to be around that.

01:32:37.420 Yeah.

01:32:38.500 Would you want to go to space?

01:32:40.200 Yeah.

01:32:40.880 Yeah. 0.93

01:32:41.380 I mean, listen, I've done a lot of fun shit here. 0.84

01:32:43.600 If my spaceship blows up on the way to Mars and I was going to be the first person there, 0.98

01:32:46.620 I'd be like, yo, it's a good fucking run. 1.00

01:32:48.060 I mean, listen, I see eye to eye with you on a lot of shit, bro. 1.00

01:32:51.360 Like I really do, dude. 0.99

01:32:52.540 I always lived by the law of like, let me get enough done before I'm 30 that if I didn't

01:33:00.160 make it to 60 somebody that did make it to 60 not doing the things i did to make it to 30 didn't

01:33:04.880 have as good a life as me what's the cheesy quote it's the quality of your life not the

01:33:08.580 like what are the quantity like whatever it is it's like yeah i mean i'd love to live forever 0.98

01:33:12.800 and keep enjoying my life but you know how many times i said no in my fucking life you know how 0.99

01:33:18.100 you know how far got me said no to nothing yeah give me anything i don't give a fuck what it is 0.99

01:33:23.180 i'll try it once and maybe probably a thousand times they have a cure for everything pretty much 0.97

01:33:27.300 You're fine.

01:33:29.640 I don't know.

01:33:30.260 Not everything, but you know.

01:33:32.140 If not a cure.

01:33:32.940 I'm just like that voice of reason.

01:33:34.220 I'm just going to question.

01:33:35.240 It's good that we have it, but if not a cure of treatment.

01:33:37.800 Yeah, you got two commas in your bank account.

01:33:39.580 Prevention.

01:33:39.980 Yeah, yeah, for sure.

01:33:41.120 Prevention is the best cure.

01:33:44.260 Prevention?

01:33:44.960 Yeah.

01:33:45.640 That's the best cure.

01:33:46.700 Like not doing anything.

01:33:48.140 No.

01:33:48.620 Like avoiding certain things.

01:33:50.540 Don't do anything.

01:33:52.280 Not anything.

01:33:53.640 Yeah, but the crazy part is you could die just getting hit by a bus. 1.00

01:33:56.240 and that's the fucked up thing 0.99

01:33:57.900 you definitely gotta live 100% 0.97

01:33:59.360 I think there's a balance

01:34:00.280 you should go off the rails

01:34:02.600 I think the reason why

01:34:04.700 the whole conversation

01:34:08.000 we've been having I think the reason why there is censorship

01:34:10.100 the reason why there is all these things

01:34:12.220 and issues that we're seeing

01:34:13.460 is because naturally I think the world

01:34:15.980 just moves to get better

01:34:16.960 so we're on an upward trajectory 0.99

01:34:20.040 obviously there's a lot of shit that has to go down 0.98

01:34:22.520 though as you get better 0.99

01:34:23.680 And you kind of need opposition

01:34:26.380 Like I wouldn't be here if everyone's like

01:34:28.580 Hey it's okay to say these things

01:34:30.280 So it's like you know

01:34:32.060 Both hands kind of wash each other

01:34:33.860 In that sense where you do need

01:34:37.180 Chaos

01:34:38.420 You need a little chaos

01:34:40.600 I mean dude look at the universe

01:34:42.220 Without darkness there's no light

01:34:44.560 Without light there's no darkness 1.00

01:34:45.640 This fucking guy 1.00

01:34:47.960 This guy Spencer 1.00

01:34:49.860 People need him to go to college

01:34:51.680 I dropped out

01:34:52.740 But you like

01:34:53.460 You just taught

01:34:54.060 Yeah I read a lot of books

01:34:56.160 Outside of school

01:34:56.940 Not only does he read them

01:34:58.060 He annotates them dog

01:34:59.060 Like sitting there with a pen

01:35:00.080 Underlining writing notes

01:35:01.100 On the side

01:35:01.460 I'm assuming that was your book

01:35:02.520 On the table over there

01:35:03.300 See their hands are Andre's

01:35:04.720 Maybe

01:35:04.780 Because I know it's not Mike's 0.98

01:35:05.820 I can't even fucking read 0.98

01:35:07.140 Mike can't read 0.99

01:35:07.540 I can't read

01:35:08.260 They need pictures

01:35:08.960 In the books

01:35:09.760 Yeah

01:35:10.180 Yeah

01:35:10.680 Which is respectable

01:35:11.880 Why do you think Playboy did so well

01:35:13.400 The articles are really good at Playboy 0.99

01:35:15.480 I know it's fucked up 0.96

01:35:16.540 Most people don't know 0.99

01:35:17.780 Yeah

01:35:18.160 Oh really

01:35:18.520 It was a great publication

01:35:19.500 It's like a 0.98

01:35:20.700 but you grew up before the internet like you know like i don't know do you remember jerking off

01:35:26.120 before the internet jesus you want to know yeah i do actually i can tell you i can tell you about

01:35:29.800 it right now there's a as you know there's a channel called spice 116 oh did you watch it

01:35:34.940 through the lines yeah and uh and it made a it made like a um mom i hope you're not listening

01:35:40.100 to this but you probably are made like a weird like um buzzing sound when i watched it at night

01:35:44.340 even on mute it would be like yeah i know what you're talking about and i swear like i can't

01:35:49.360 tell you amount of times like my mom was right above me how many times i was like just about to 0.99

01:35:53.200 fucking come and i heard like yeah and i was like oh fuck that damn have you ever gotten your mom's 0.99

01:35:59.280 like why does he have a boner watching spongebob like is he switching the channel 22 always last 1.00

01:36:04.980 you ever got you ever got caught masturbating i've gotten caught in a lot of sexual situations 0.99

01:36:09.020 jerking off now i literally never did but i've gotten caught a lot of times that like yo we 0.99

01:36:12.980 could sneak this in before dinner and like boom dude straight through horrible yeah but that's 0.99

01:36:18.700 your emma comes on in your doggy style like and she's just like what the fuck is going on here 1.00

01:36:24.220 but that's no problem so much worse no no i don't think so no because that's cool man sex is cool 1.00

01:36:28.900 yeah that's cool okay you're saying this now but if you're like it's happened to me with mike

01:36:33.720 mike it happens to me hold on i threw out an age of 16 16 yeah just the way you said it i didn't

01:36:40.720 You know, Mike would have a 16. 0.87

01:36:41.620 I'm saying I've been having sex, and Mike has walked in. 0.99

01:36:44.840 Oh, yeah. 0.97

01:36:45.200 And guess what I do? 0.99

01:36:46.900 I keep having sex. 0.99

01:36:48.240 Is that here? 0.99

01:36:49.100 Is that here?

01:36:49.680 Yeah, but you guys live in a proverbial frat house, essentially, right?

01:36:53.000 Like, it's all boys.

01:36:53.920 Like, ha-ha, I'm going to pull a get-

01:36:55.240 Like, your mom's not breaking in, like, ha-ha-ha, what are you doing?

01:36:57.960 You know what I mean?

01:36:58.220 Because that's traumatizing.

01:36:59.440 That's very traumatizing.

01:37:00.780 Like, if you get told that you've gone too far here at this house,

01:37:04.500 Yeah.

01:37:05.260 you've gone too fucking far, and it's happened to me. 0.96

01:37:07.460 It has. 0.98

01:37:07.920 i've been i've been the target numerous times one time in particular that i won't get into too much

01:37:13.060 but i think like simply put like his sex that i walk in on is one guy and one girl what he saw 0.99

01:37:19.900 was not that there was more than that number of girls involved and he was like yo this shit like 0.99

01:37:24.580 you've gone too far like there's a there's a maverick when you look at the maverick handbook 0.98

01:37:28.980 the maverick household handbook there isn't one so in mike still you guys should get an hr

01:37:33.660 We're writing.

01:37:34.320 We really should.

01:37:35.440 You really.

01:37:35.900 We technically do.

01:37:36.920 I usually look to Danny, but I mean, she's just a nice Christian girl.

01:37:39.640 And so pretty much everything.

01:37:40.680 If I threw a little like vodka into my chocolate milk, which is normal for me, you know, she

01:37:44.700 would flip out about it.

01:37:45.900 Vodka in your chocolate milk. 1.00

01:37:46.900 I don't know where the fuck it is. 0.99

01:37:47.700 Yeah, no, that's all right. 0.98

01:37:48.740 I don't think you've ever done that.

01:37:50.240 Would you try it?

01:37:50.960 I wouldn't ruin chocolate milk.

01:37:52.720 Yeah.

01:37:53.180 Alcohol is a means to an end.

01:37:54.960 I don't enjoy drinking with food.

01:37:56.860 It's like, you know, get me to that destination.

01:37:59.760 Do you not believe in the people that are like, wow, this vodka tastes really good?

01:38:03.020 No.

01:38:03.320 I think alcohol is disgusting 1.00

01:38:04.580 it's fucking disgusting 0.99

01:38:06.460 because there's always that guy where he's like oh that was really smooth 1.00

01:38:09.500 shut up

01:38:10.140 that's like a dude just trying to show off in like posture 0.99

01:38:12.640 like yo I can drink like 80 beers this doesn't affect

01:38:15.040 yo I love the taste of 1942

01:38:17.120 it's like nobody does

01:38:18.200 you need to drink water

01:38:20.120 like you don't drink water at that point

01:38:22.300 of all your choices cool that's probably the best tasting

01:38:25.000 but no one's like you know like I love when my throat

01:38:27.320 is on fire and my mouth waters

01:38:29.240 and I'm almost going to vomit like no one

01:38:31.040 we've all taken that one shot 0.82

01:38:33.260 where you're like one too far put me over like i vomited my own mouth like no that's have you ever

01:38:37.920 done that with orange juice no like you just enjoy the apple cider is another thing though like

01:38:42.520 there is you can definitely drink too much apple cider you can drink too much water right yeah

01:38:46.660 yeah you could draw on a teaspoon of water these are big facts all right listen interesting podcast

01:38:53.820 dude thank you for coming on thank you for having me spicy damn took us a little while to get fired

01:38:58.200 up because like i said i felt like i was walking the tightrope for like most of this and even now

01:39:04.480 i want to have a conversation off camera about like just whatever but um it's almost like you uh 0.97

01:39:09.180 you started off the show just like kind of lightly rubbing on our our on our clitoris 0.97

01:39:14.220 you know what i'm saying and by the end of the show you were just full-on blowing our backs 0.94

01:39:17.280 you know george he had a warmest george carlin had a really good quote and not that i would

01:39:23.380 ever compare myself to him but like he said he enjoyed finding the line taking the audience

01:39:29.140 across the line and them being like thank you for bringing me to a new place and it's like and

01:39:34.800 that's what uncomfortable conversations usually hopefully try to accomplish yeah like you are

01:39:39.780 enlightened in some way whether you know so now that i'm comparing myself but like you know it's

01:39:45.240 nice to have a fucking different conversation yeah totally true thank you guys for listening 0.73

01:39:50.360 hit that subscribe button 0.97

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