Impaulsive with Logan Paul - VITALY IS YOUTUBE'S MOST NOTORIOUS VILLAIN - IMPAULSIVE EP. 31

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00:02:05.700 Yeah, you tried to ruin my life.

00:02:07.720 I'm here calling you out right now.

00:02:09.460 No steroids.

00:02:10.240 You can get me tested. 1.00

00:02:11.400 I just want to beat the fuck out of you to prove the world you're really a fucking pathetic human being. 1.00

00:02:15.520 she's like you know i've only been with two men my entire life this is your mom yeah saying that's 1.00

00:02:29.360 two sexual partners and uh i gotta ask logan like is it really worth it you know like sleeping with

00:02:36.100 more than like one or two people and i'm like yeah mom absolutely i don't know what to tell 0.98

00:02:42.700 you it's great you mean like at one time uh damn your mom is a saint i know two guys yeah she's a

00:02:50.980 gem hey welcome back to impulsive by the way hey how you doing the number one podcast in the world 0.94

00:02:55.620 true if you're not subscribed please please hit that button before i have to rip your limbs from

00:03:01.400 your body or we could have the guest from today do it that's oh he could definitely he could

00:03:06.060 definitely do it it's a big boy today ladies and gentlemen we got him but i want to say something

00:03:10.100 first you know we read your comments we love how everyone is dedicated uh to the show and uh last

00:03:17.120 episode if you saw it by the way i think youtube may have buried it it was a little low performing

00:03:23.980 low performing because the word slut was in the title oh whisperer it was a very uh interesting

00:03:31.280 interesting charged episode it was it was it was heated you should you should definitely watch it

00:03:36.020 if you haven't but uh yeah i think it was buried but the those of you who did see it and comment 0.81

00:03:41.240 you made it very clear that you fuck with us but not all of us on the last episode spencer took a 0.78

00:03:48.580 lot of heat which is odd for you yeah it's odd um now i know how you feel mike they were it's 0.97

00:03:53.720 interesting bro i mean it's been a while since i have i think just like with the vlogs they kind

00:03:57.780 of flipped in we're like yo this dude's like easily the fucking best ever but like yeah i 0.88

00:04:02.520 saw that bro you got fucking they got cyber they ripped you apart a little cyber boy a little bit 0.95

00:04:08.200 they called you soy boy soy boy was one of them yeah which is kind of strange because i prefer 0.99

00:04:12.720 tempeh over over soy so that's our vegan friend spencer but so uh if spencer pissed you off you

00:04:20.240 know normally we'd apologize but we're just gonna try to piss you off more he put on his uh colin

00:04:24.740 cappernick jersey because i'm sure the same people people who were offended by his comment

00:04:28.340 are going to be the same people who are offended by spencer's wardrobe so by the way just to touch

00:04:32.160 on it a little bit more i don't think either of us had a problem with what he said i think it was

00:04:37.180 kind of just how it came out like he was telling telling carill to be a little bit more mindful of

00:04:42.280 the the oppression situation and and not having empathy towards those people and i i have no

00:04:47.980 issue with what you said but it might have just been the delivery i don't fucking know dude yeah 0.56

00:04:51.560 i think it was like quick we were going back and forth between convo and i think the purpose of me 0.76

00:04:55.680 saying you know like hey it's easy to say that as a white male it's because like dude we're only

00:05:01.520 one generation or two generations out from like slavery like crazy things happening and and civil

00:05:09.340 rights so i think it's important that we are just mindful that there are people in this country that

00:05:15.260 have gone through some really rough times of course and that doesn't warrant us to just say

00:05:20.400 hey we can make any joke we want that's all i'm saying i yo and by the way i agree with you i 0.88

00:05:25.060 disagree i was on the same page that's why i'm like yo get the fuck over it man like what was 0.97

00:05:31.280 honestly like i pissed off a lot of white dudes it was just white dudes there's a lot of there's 0.94

00:05:36.340 a lot of people that like supported me there's a ton of people of course but like all the white

00:05:41.040 dudes just didn't like it um sorry guys sorry white guys uh let's have some fun let's have some fun 0.57

00:05:48.700 i want to introduce our guest guys he is a troublemaker he is a baby maker and the internet's 0.57

00:05:54.940 most notorious villain the limit does not exist for this russian hitman ladies and gentlemen 0.74

00:06:01.800 it's vitaly zordovetsky we got him we got him all right what up guys yo champ welcome in thank

00:06:12.400 you where do i even start with this guy yo vitaly you've been you are you doing youtube still uh 0.89

00:06:21.100 not really i started doing battalion censored as you know but youtube i've been fucking stuck 0.90

00:06:24.860 at 9.8 million subscribers for about two years you don't have your diamond no no i won that bro 0.87

00:06:30.200 it's my chance right now please go oh we can take care of it we can take care of it 200 000 subs bro

00:06:35.780 yo yo yo if yo if this if this podcast gets vitality to over 10 million subscribers what 0.98

00:06:41.100 what will i do i will give a blowjob you're not he's gonna do that anyway you're not the first 0.99

00:06:47.080 bro how did that mic taste just out of curiosity you and i got riley reed herpes i think she's 0.99

00:06:52.220 good man i think no i think she's good she gets tested quite often you said you said vitaleon

00:06:56.760 censored yeah that's what you've been focused on by the way this is the this is one of the

00:07:00.300 pictures for vitaleon censored hey man what is this what is this exactly it's a studio but what's

00:07:05.620 going on here it's a artistic photo that i was supposed to put on billboards around sunset but

00:07:11.460 they denied it because it's too much nudity and it's implied though you think so what about this

00:07:16.120 one it's a little less edgy and just one just more milk just a promo from my side bro is that milk 0.71

00:07:23.660 yeah that's milk it's uh we shot it one by one in a pool and we photoshopped in multiple girls

00:07:29.620 but you're showing half of the picture not even you're showing 25 percent on instagram you can

00:07:34.040 do swipe it's a full photo oh i just got this from twitter oh okay okay i'm sorry but uh dang

00:07:39.360 dude are you sticky after this no no but how milk is sticky it was a life hack of milk it's put some

00:07:45.660 powder oh okay are you a sticky guy in general yeah looped up sometimes that's what i'm saying

00:07:51.860 like who knows bro so you you hopped off youtube yeah like almost like what is vitale uncensored 0.90

00:07:58.060 vitale uncensored is pretty much pranks with naked girls it's i'm the ashton kutcher of the show i'm

00:08:03.140 the host i tell them what to do and they go do it there are why do they do it why do the girls do 0.99

00:08:07.700 it because they're my bitches that i own oh i don't know i'm kidding i'm kidding spencer is 1.00

00:08:13.580 about to flip shit on you dude no no no the girls they want the clout i got the traffic and why not 1.00

00:08:21.260 because first of all money talks if some if i really want a girl and she doesn't want to do it 1.00

00:08:25.260 i offer her money she'll go do it but most of the girls do it for the clap is that prostitution 1.00

00:08:29.540 no because i don't fuck them is it post-itution because they're i like that to get a post done 0.99

00:08:37.020 about it i don't fucking know yo can we tell you hold on hold on hold on i want to show 0.99

00:08:41.800 One of these clips from Vitaly Uncensored 0.96

00:08:44.320 I pulled one up here

00:08:46.700 Oh you can't

00:08:47.860 Yeah you have to do the blurred one

00:08:49.140 Yeah yeah this is the blurred one

00:08:51.400 Blurred I made sure

00:08:53.060 What are you up to today?

00:08:56.860 I'm just here

00:08:57.480 I'm coming in for a job 0.94

00:08:58.800 It's so fucking hot in here 0.97

00:09:01.460 I'm like I'm just dying right now 0.99

00:09:04.720 This is one of your girls?

00:09:06.520 Yeah Alex Lings 1.00

00:09:07.540 She's a homie 1.00

00:09:08.340 You want her over? 1.00

00:09:09.200 can we revisit that after the show i don't understand you're just like yo get in the 0.83

00:09:16.880 elevator with this dude no i basically rented out this building elevator and hired people for a fake

00:09:22.080 job interview in la so they think they're coming to a job interview and then i've stuck stick him

00:09:26.840 in the elevator get him stuck in the elevator and then she does that how can you not blur his face

00:09:32.160 because they signed the release yeah the kid did yeah and he was okay with it they do it before 0.99

00:09:37.360 they come in so they don't know what they're getting is that a trap wait a second fucking 0.98

00:09:41.640 evil bro you are a villain they sign before they get into the building like we need you to sign 0.99

00:09:46.980 this and then that's it this gives me like the sasha bear and cohen vibes a little bit but with 0.99

00:09:53.060 more breasts definitely more breasts more boobs yeah yeah does he end up touching the boob uh i 0.94

00:09:59.060 don't know which guy did it this one of my first episodes i don't remember but i think i think he 0.99

00:10:02.780 gets nervous. I thought this guy

00:10:04.960 did. Oh my god, thank you.

00:10:06.540 Oh, he gives her a hug? Oh my god.

00:10:08.500 Such a gentleman, thank you.

00:10:09.780 Want to squeeze one for good luck?

00:10:13.360 Sure. No. Okay, go for it.

00:10:15.120 No. 1.00

00:10:16.500 You son of a bitch. Why would you do that? 1.00

00:10:18.820 You clickbaited me, bro. You blueballed me, bro.

00:10:21.440 You clickbaited me. Damn. 1.00

00:10:22.740 You think this episode's gonna get buried, too? 0.99

00:10:24.460 Are we too edgy right now?

00:10:26.540 So back to YouTube conversations, just

00:10:28.400 YouTube became so soft. You can't do

00:10:30.380 nothing. Age restricted every 0.97

00:10:32.380 video literally so i was like you know what why don't i make my own site and do what i want to do

00:10:36.600 do you know do you know who rock a rock is just really quickly i just shot a video with them

00:10:40.280 did you see their video that they posted about youtube's original series no but i heard it's

00:10:45.060 good crazy you have to watch this video so that so youtube is telling through their community

00:10:49.160 guidelines like you can't use a fire extinguisher you can't spray a hose at somebody a high pressure 0.96

00:10:54.300 hose like shit that could do no harm and then they put out this original series with just 0.99

00:10:58.780 horrible shit going on in it like people putting nail guns what's it called like wade or wayne 1.00

00:11:03.780 wayne uh people putting nail guns through their hands and they're swearing like fuck every five 0.99

00:11:09.040 seconds um and it's almost like yo i saw that and i was like because i've been with the rocket 0.93

00:11:14.260 brothers a bunch of times they they're not stewed but they're smart like they have videos for those

00:11:19.140 of you who do not know uh who the rocket twins are they're they're honestly probably some of

00:11:24.220 the best creators on youtube but you jumped up the second floor yesterday into a dumpster you

00:11:28.240 want to see a video yeah you have it yeah these kids are crazy and their their stuff is so complex

00:11:34.060 they spend months on it and they've been buried for months by you show the show it this way

00:11:39.340 oh play it again that's me throwing him out of the second floor garbage can uh out of the 0.78

00:11:46.400 balcony just into the garbage can into a freaking closed garbage there's real life consequences for

00:11:51.900 these things and that's super tame compared to what they usually do yeah i mean they're these 0.98

00:11:55.540 guys are nuts but yeah i mean it's true the argument for some of what you said mike is that

00:11:59.940 uh anything easily recreatable you know where like kids can do this stuff at home like like 0.98

00:12:06.240 shoot a fire extinguisher if you have in a building like that's like kind of that could 0.96

00:12:10.100 get dangerous are you over it like it how is vitalian sensor doing it's fucking killing it 0.99

00:12:15.420 it is it's killing it a pornhub well i just took all my videos from pornhub but pornhub it was 0.99

00:12:19.680 getting millions of views and episodes because for the cheap fucks they don't want to sign up 0.94

00:12:22.760 wait hold on what you you licensed no i don't license to point they want me to but no people 0.97

00:12:27.360 rip my videos off italian censored and put on pornhub and the episode on pornhub would get a

00:12:32.300 million views oh no way imagine that now i found this program where it just automatically takes

00:12:37.680 every episode on pornhub off so i'm just about to even skyrocket what's the name of that program

00:12:41.640 by the way d dmc i i see i'll hook you up yeah it's basically pay a hundred dollar membership

00:12:47.080 and they scan all your videos every month mike's got a lot of videos on that he's looking to

00:12:51.500 systematically removed.

00:12:52.960 I was thinking about LP, but not for Pornhub,

00:12:55.340 but for other pages. But is it porn

00:12:57.380 that's on, like, do you have actual

00:12:59.380 porn on Vitaly Uncensored? No, no.

00:13:01.300 It's just like those boob rap shit. 1.00

00:13:03.160 Oh, oh. So there's no 1.00

00:13:05.260 censor bar. There's real

00:13:07.180 No. What the hell? 0.86

00:13:09.180 I guess that's the point of uncensored. 0.90

00:13:11.880 No. 0.97

00:13:13.020 I'm starting slow with boobs. Soon you're going to see 0.97

00:13:15.020 vaginas, booty holes. I don't know 1.00

00:13:16.980 if I want to see that, though, man. What? Booty hole?

00:13:19.880 I don't know. Maybe I'm just

00:13:21.300 maybe I'm different no but boobs you do 1.00

00:13:23.160 oh you want to see cock no I don't think he wants 0.99

00:13:25.280 I think that's what it is but I don't 0.99

00:13:27.060 but I don't think yeah I don't know what he's saying

00:13:29.120 right now yeah I mean like I don't

00:13:31.180 know bro or you

00:13:33.120 just being impulsive 0.99

00:13:34.440 you don't want to see boobs and butts and stuff 0.98

00:13:37.080 yeah bro but alright 0.97

00:13:39.060 alright let's let's let's do this let's do

00:13:41.260 it I want to I'm a dude who wants to 0.52

00:13:43.100 see boobs yeah surf rogue is gonna 0.99

00:13:45.120 have a fucking fun time with that 0.99

00:13:47.060 you've 0.98

00:13:48.340 um i'm like okay i want to see uncensored uh vitaly so i go to what an app no it's an online

00:13:56.220 website yeah website yeah and then do i sign up and pay money to yeah monthly i'm out i want to

00:14:02.800 pay money vitality to see boobs that's the problem i have with it a lot of people do though that's

00:14:07.620 the content people can't get on youtube i want to express myself on youtube like but i can't

00:14:13.080 yeah i think it's a lot of his pre-existing fans that that wish they could see him go over the edge

00:14:18.800 to start go over the edge like the real me like i went to vegas i shot a vlog how i really party 0.99

00:14:24.060 in vegas i can't show that on youtube but if you want to fucking see 65 titties in my face you go 0.98

00:14:29.400 italian censored is it wait hold up hold up first off 65 is an odd number yeah okay 69 how do you 0.99

00:14:36.720 get 69 is still an odd number how do you get 65 and or 69 you and a boob you know titties well

00:14:43.100 you divide it by three days in vegas so i don't know how many a day 20 23 20 goes oh he's talking 0.98

00:14:48.800 about sets of boobs he's averaging it he's talking about sets of boobs oh okay i didn't milk them 0.99

00:14:54.400 what do i what do i begin with you bro you you you've streaked like a bunch you've streaked 0.99

00:15:02.800 the nba finals the world cup yeah the world series yeah when does it end yeah you've really

00:15:09.660 been on a streak bro it already ended bro yeah it doesn't end but it ended i just did why why is

00:15:14.680 that why is what why why did it end because that was do you are you're banned i'm assuming yeah i'm

00:15:19.940 banned from every stadium in the world actually and i want to show you a picture i got from dodger

00:15:24.940 stadium my boy was working over there and he got a picture he's like look what they have in the

00:15:30.080 office. Here, pull it up. This was

00:15:32.080 you streaking the NBA Finals.

00:15:36.380 Seconds before, this is it.

00:15:38.460 This is it. 1.00

00:15:42.140 Trump sucks. 1.00

00:15:44.260 Oh my god. Damn, the tackle 1.00

00:15:46.180 from behind. 1.00

00:15:48.080 Why do you not try to break the tackle?

00:15:51.360 Because that's

00:15:52.000 resisting arrest. You gotta know your law.

00:15:54.440 Damn. Wow. So does that 1.00

00:15:56.140 expedite the process

00:15:58.160 of getting out?

00:15:58.800 no resisting arrest is a huge charge so right now i got a trespassing they actually tried to 0.99

00:16:04.280 get a resisting arrest but then they reviewed what about public indecency no my dick is not out 0.98

00:16:09.220 no my heart goes inside my asshole i'm scared but i know that not a lot of people around the 0.99

00:16:14.200 world have balls to do it that what makes me want to do it so i get high on life it's not like for 0.99

00:16:17.700 publicity or anything like yeah the world cup was amazing got a million followers in 23 hours

00:16:21.820 but it's not about that it's about like you can't do it but i can just curious bro maybe i want to 0.90

00:16:28.660 fucking streak sometime please don't for the sake of god team maverick please don't yeah 0.90

00:16:32.580 streak my boxing match streak the rematch you were gonna streak the rematch no that's a rematch 1.00

00:16:39.860 but nah i already gave it away now fuck that that see that's desperate for attention look at me but 0.99

00:16:44.140 i do want to call you out if you fucking win because we're the same size so i would love to 0.99

00:16:47.960 box you i don't even need to get paid my boy i'm just calling you out flat cold right now 0.98

00:16:52.160 oh on my own podcast oh i'm not gonna lie but you don't want to box me 0.50

00:16:55.940 you're like a butterfly bro

00:16:58.320 you're gonna fly away

00:16:59.880 what does that mean

00:17:00.680 I don't know

00:17:01.300 you're soft

00:17:01.880 trust me you don't

00:17:02.780 like I get it

00:17:03.400 like you're strong

00:17:04.020 I get it

00:17:04.780 just wanna throw hands

00:17:06.380 like okay okay okay

00:17:07.220 let's

00:17:07.900 let's

00:17:08.540 shelve this conversation

00:17:09.680 and revisit it

00:17:11.220 okay 1.00

00:17:11.500 he's a sick fuck bro 1.00

00:17:13.540 he likes it 1.00

00:17:13.940 do you like a quick fuck 1.00

00:17:15.200 no I usually take my time 1.00

00:17:16.920 five six hours

00:17:17.600 but yo when is a rematch

00:17:18.720 I don't know

00:17:19.860 I don't know

00:17:20.760 sometime this year

00:17:21.780 but

00:17:22.080 you should

00:17:22.820 you should streak it

00:17:23.820 that'd be hilarious

00:17:24.700 yeah no

00:17:25.700 I'm sure you gave already an idea to one of these kids

00:17:28.100 that are watching. No, I want you to do it. Anyone

00:17:30.000 else, I will knock them out. I'm not kidding. I will knock 0.97

00:17:32.060 you the fuck out and 1.00

00:17:33.820 stomp on your face. So if I do it, you're telling me once 1.00

00:17:35.980 the security tackles me and the cops take me away, you're going to be like

00:17:38.060 he's good. He's not getting arrested.

00:17:40.380 That's hilarious. It's his event.

00:17:41.800 It's like a YouTube-based event.

00:17:44.020 Let's celebrate the creators. Cheers, bro.

00:17:46.700 Cheers. Rather do it.

00:17:47.760 But we just told everybody, so it's not going to be as exciting. 1.00

00:17:50.120 But fuck it, people forget. Yo, you could 0.99

00:17:51.560 fight the undercard with someone else.

00:17:55.700 who is the undercard

00:17:59.400 no no I'm saying

00:18:00.300 you've set it up 0.99

00:18:00.980 where the fuck 1.00

00:18:01.400 is Fousey hiding 1.00

00:18:02.180 there you go

00:18:04.100 say what you want

00:18:05.320 to say right now

00:18:05.820 say it

00:18:06.220 you want to fight Fousey 1.00

00:18:07.380 you're a fucking bitch 1.00

00:18:08.180 you know that 1.00

00:18:08.920 if you're watching this

00:18:10.420 I know you're depressed

00:18:11.300 and there's nothing

00:18:12.040 against depression

00:18:12.780 I'm sorry for you

00:18:13.740 but don't 0.90

00:18:14.200 don't kill me

00:18:15.440 but yeah 1.00

00:18:16.580 you tried to ruin my life

00:18:18.020 I'm here calling you out

00:18:19.280 right now

00:18:19.860 no steroids

00:18:20.800 you can get me tested 1.00

00:18:21.680 I just want to beat the fuck 1.00

00:18:22.900 out of you to prove 1.00

00:18:23.460 the world 1.00

00:18:24.140 you're really a fucking 1.00

00:18:25.160 pathetic human being sorry was that too much right here on impulsive wow like and subscribe 1.00

00:18:31.320 ladies and gentlemen time to make false accusations tried to ruin my business i never went and 0.99

00:18:37.180 fucking take food out of my mouth so i completely forgot about that beef what happened bro we went 0.92

00:18:42.840 to brazil together for the world cup and he i partied every day i brought girls back every day 0.99

00:18:46.780 like normal people do and he hid he was scared to even vlog in brazil because he's like oh we're 0.98

00:18:51.640 gonna get killed you have a nice camera like i'm like bro stop being a pussy and then i called him 0.98

00:18:56.660 out on all his fake videos like all the pranks were fake i faked some of my videos people already 1.00

00:19:00.600 know that but i didn't fake it because i'm a bitch i faked it because i'm thirsty for the reaction 0.93

00:19:04.800 that i want to get but i can't get so he just doesn't have balls to do anything so that's what 0.88

00:19:09.680 pissed me off so he's like 99 pranks are fake on youtube called me out i'm like all right so i'm 0.99

00:19:14.820 gonna call you other your whole channel is fake and then he's trying to make fucking rape allegations 0.98

00:19:18.400 against me completely not cool so where's fousey been i don't know dude like honestly i feel bad 0.98

00:19:26.220 but no he uh he hit me up he hit me up the other day he wants to he wants to come on impulsive

00:19:31.720 oh as one of his first things back i would love to have him i love that look in your eye right now

00:19:37.800 here here's the thing vitale no no no no no no no ready for this no when you invite him over i'll 0.95

00:19:42.920 be in that fucking bathroom waiting jake tried to do this with deji he tried but no i wish him 0.97

00:19:49.280 luck like for his mental success but if you really want to fight you want to fight he called me out 0.99

00:19:52.980 then backed out who does that it's like me calling out and then you're gonna actually agree to do it

00:19:56.660 and i'd be like no bro i was just kidding like that's what i would like to see that fight i would 0.80

00:20:00.340 love to see that that would be my undercard fusi and me let's do it fucking make it i know you can 0.62

00:20:06.260 make it happen you got the connections bro of course bro yeah are you training boxing at all 0.82

00:20:10.280 i don't need to i'll go there without any practice i'm telling you bro it doesn't work like i know

00:20:15.940 it doesn't but it will with me i think it might dude so you won't put in any work not even like

00:20:20.420 three months or like get in there no i will of course but yeah i mean i'm not saying i'm like 0.84

00:20:25.680 a fucking gorilla and can take everybody down but like especially fussy come on i mean we know you 0.92

00:20:29.460 work out oh i see you with dan b yeah yeah yeah yeah are you on steroids there no no that's the 0.99

00:20:37.180 think when i finished my cycle oh have you you do you have done them yeah i wrote i wrote in 2019 0.98

00:20:42.720 post testosterone and more ass eating this year that means i'm gonna do more testosterone and 0.97

00:20:46.680 more ass eating is is when fussy called me out not really i wasn't that but yeah go ahead is 0.98

00:20:52.020 the testosterone considered the steroid absolutely do stack do stack too like what else do you take 1.00

00:20:59.300 yeah sometimes wait is it is it like deck like deck all that shit no not deck no fucking some 1.00

00:21:05.040 some. Does this have any side effects 1.00

00:21:06.780 for you? Hell yeah, bro. Of course it does.

00:21:09.320 What? Look at me. I have no acne.

00:21:10.720 No, no, no. I'm not saying that. I'm not seeing

00:21:12.640 your back. I don't think you got

00:21:14.740 uglier. No? I heard you get bad

00:21:16.540 bacne. Bacne. No, check my back.

00:21:18.740 No, but my boy, it depends on the body

00:21:20.660 and depends how. People abuse it. There's people don't

00:21:22.640 know how to take it. Like if you do steroids

00:21:24.540 and you come off of it clean, your life goes

00:21:26.580 on. But there's some people that abuse it. There's some people that

00:21:28.640 take more than they should. Don't take

00:21:30.480 post. All those do take post. Exactly.

00:21:32.720 Nah, I just cruise. You're a fucking 1.00

00:21:34.400 psycho dude no you don't take fucking post no my dick works good what's post post cycle it's like 1.00

00:21:40.260 what you take to come off of the off the does your balls shrink no that everybody says like 1.00

00:21:44.980 people is like no my balls actually my balls hang why do you do it in the first place just to get 0.99

00:21:49.180 yoke to look big uh not yeah and just the fucking dude it's like i don't know you just 0.99

00:21:54.380 it's a good explanation why do i do it yeah just love to be hard bro like physically like physically 0.98

00:21:59.940 you just feel fucking hard you feel strong and not even about just being feeling strong just

00:22:03.800 uh i don't know what do you do with that strength though workout what pick up girls against the 0.97

00:22:10.300 wall well part of the reason i love boxing over just like lifting weights is because like i

00:22:14.520 stay in shape you know i stay lean but uh i mean i love gym i eat healthy and i just i don't know

00:22:19.480 i tried it i wanted to try it and uh it's fucking good gains you can't complain and that's it but

00:22:25.920 i'm off now so yeah true so you ever gonna go back on uh we'll see the pens 0.58

00:22:32.580 still hanging out with dan yeah we're here and there i heard he was having a huge party for

00:22:37.940 yeah coming up i didn't hear that hopefully yeah no he's crazy i saw you at his last one

00:22:42.940 yeah um or like two ago yeah i filmed the vlog because everybody wants to know how dan

00:22:48.600 balzerian parties i filmed the full length 10 15 minute vlog to see what shows what's going on i

00:22:53.380 got like four million views in three days or four days but unfortunately he asked me to take it down

00:22:57.420 which i respect his decision and it took how come what was in it like do you know what he didn't

00:23:02.840 like about it was there something having to do with drugs no no no no drugs i think i showed

00:23:07.340 guns in his house and that you can have guns around alcohol and um he wants to be a mystery

00:23:14.780 man he doesn't want people because he said a lot in that vlog and he wants to be a mystery man

00:23:19.380 ah i got you ah i think i saw that the one the one thing that shocked me most about his house

00:23:25.220 believe it or not was the size of that bed like is that a 80 000 bed you can't just buy a bed

00:23:31.440 that like he could it was it was circular right no the one downstairs in his downstairs that he

00:23:36.240 had blocked off remember he took us down there we were down there with with everybody the big 0.95

00:23:40.000 fucking bed you could fit 40 50 people on that thing yeah like it's massive i've never seen a 0.91

00:23:44.120 bed that big in my life is it and does he own that house yeah a lot of yeah yeah he does that 0.99

00:23:50.240 i think so that's what i heard i can't really speak for him and that's all him if he does is

00:23:54.420 this like mostly from poker or is this like from a bunch of different stuff well he made a lot of 0.97

00:23:59.200 money for the ignite because when all these rich investors want to see some pussy they're going to 0.58

00:24:04.280 pay any money to get in or whatever i don't want to talk because i don't know exactly what's going 0.60

00:24:07.900 on but he raised a lot of money or he had a lot of customers i should say for ignite and that's

00:24:11.980 going well the weed investors that came that wanted his product for their dispensaries and

00:24:15.400 you smoke before bed before bed helps me sleep but i can't wake and bake it's i can't be productive

00:24:20.840 and I eat a lot.

00:24:21.700 I'm addicted to chocolate

00:24:22.680 and the K-5 smoke.

00:24:23.760 Really?

00:24:24.340 Chocolate?

00:24:24.880 Bro.

00:24:25.880 Like, bro.

00:24:27.100 It's bad?

00:24:27.820 What's your favorite?

00:24:28.540 Like, what's your go-to?

00:24:30.580 Snickers, Kit Kat,

00:24:31.600 and the blender

00:24:32.120 with chocolate chip cookies

00:24:33.480 and cereal

00:24:34.060 and just drink it.

00:24:35.040 You're really, 1.00

00:24:35.620 you're really fucking addicted. 1.00

00:24:37.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:38.200 You put that all in a blender?

00:24:40.100 Well, sometimes

00:24:40.940 when my jaw was broken

00:24:41.800 from the bull,

00:24:42.560 that's what I used to do.

00:24:43.460 Oh my God, bro.

00:24:44.820 I remember that too.

00:24:46.600 I'm sorry.

00:24:47.340 This is all like...

00:24:48.200 Dude, you're prepared

00:24:49.040 for my podcast?

00:24:50.160 No, it's just... 1.00

00:24:50.820 I can't say you don't give a shit, bro. 1.00

00:24:52.900 No questions. 1.00

00:24:54.180 That's just one of those things where you've done so many things.

00:24:57.000 At what point?

00:24:58.620 Will they hear it if I do it?

00:25:00.160 Yeah.

00:25:06.120 That's hot.

00:25:06.760 That's your jaw? 0.79

00:25:07.460 That's hot. 1.00

00:25:08.620 Yo, that bull fucked you up. 1.00

00:25:10.740 Why did you do that? 1.00

00:25:12.300 Again?

00:25:12.600 Long story short, it was a brand deal, but brand deal didn't tell me to do it.

00:25:16.220 For like the money, it was a live, it was promoting a live app.

00:25:19.600 And they said, if you do really, really well on your life thing, on the third one, because they're supposed to do three for the contract, we're going to resign you for like a multimillion dollar deal.

00:25:29.340 And I was like, bull, fighting a bull.

00:25:32.440 The haters would want to see that and the fans would want to see that.

00:25:35.120 They're like, who wouldn't? 1.00

00:25:36.000 So I was like, fuck it. 1.00

00:25:36.800 Let me get in the ring with a bull. 1.00

00:25:38.280 And I got in the ring with a bull.

00:25:39.820 I took a first one. 0.99

00:25:40.780 And then the second one, the bull stomped my face with both of its back feet.

00:25:44.540 And it was 1,300.

00:25:46.240 It was this one, right?

00:25:47.120 Yeah.

00:25:48.000 Where is it in the video? 0.99

00:25:49.600 I think outside of California, up north, whatever the fucking milk is. 0.99

00:25:54.500 Look at those feet. 0.99

00:25:56.040 That's my face.

00:25:56.940 Oh, my God.

00:25:59.040 Oh, my God, bro.

00:26:00.900 Look at you.

00:26:01.540 Yo, I remember you walking away and your jaw is just like hanging off of your mouth.

00:26:08.140 Did that jump to landing on the ground right there?

00:26:10.760 No, I think it didn't hurt at all.

00:26:12.100 I just knew my jaw was off.

00:26:13.400 My teeth were off, but that was good. 0.99

00:26:15.740 Fucking bad decision bringing my mom. 1.00

00:26:18.000 She's like. 1.00

00:26:18.800 Or was it? 0.99

00:26:19.600 Because, minus the injury, her reaction was fucking crazy. 0.99

00:26:24.060 Oh, really? 0.99

00:26:24.640 It helps?

00:26:25.140 I mean, yo, you're having your mom there, like, worried?

00:26:27.880 Yeah.

00:26:28.380 That's entertainment.

00:26:29.220 Plus, it's always nice to have your mom around when you get injured.

00:26:31.440 Yeah.

00:26:31.780 I've been there before.

00:26:32.760 It could have been my last day there, too.

00:26:34.320 That's what I'm saying.

00:26:34.640 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:35.040 Could have crushed your skull. 1.00

00:26:37.060 You're crazy, bro. 1.00

00:26:39.000 I don't even, like, you climbed the Hollywood, you climbed the D on the Hollywood sign? 0.99

00:26:43.660 Yeah.

00:26:43.940 It was amazing.

00:26:44.320 I sat there for a while.

00:26:45.820 And you went up there and you waved a flag around.

00:26:48.420 It says, I'm back. 0.97

00:26:49.040 Yeah, because when I was filming Natural Born Pranksters, the prank movie, I left YouTube for like three months and people are like, you fucking quit, you betrayed us, all this.

00:26:56.760 So I was like, let me, they were stunned that I'm back.

00:26:58.760 I got a huge flag that says I'm back and I climbed the Hollywood sign and I waited for seven LAPD helicopters and they told me to come down.

00:27:05.400 I was like, nope, nope, I'm just going to sit it out.

00:27:07.100 And then I got tired and it came.

00:27:08.380 How much did that cost?

00:27:10.060 $10,000 fine, probation for a year.

00:27:12.820 and the worst part about it was freaking 20 days of eight hours days,

00:27:17.360 160 hours of community service hours, cleaning Sunset Boulevard.

00:27:20.460 So please keep that street clean for the other people that are doing it.

00:27:23.200 I had to wipe.

00:27:23.820 And you couldn't cheat it.

00:27:24.660 You couldn't pay.

00:27:25.320 You couldn't, like, yes, buy the city.

00:27:26.700 So I had to wake up at 8 in the morning until 4 p.m. for 20 days,

00:27:30.420 sweeping Hollywood Boulevard.

00:27:32.300 I've been there, man. 0.99

00:27:33.000 Damn, so there's a cost for the views. 0.99

00:27:35.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:27:36.120 For the Cali's views, yeah, bro. 1.00

00:27:37.560 Damn. 0.99

00:27:38.020 Do you think YouTube took that prank as a sign of things to come? 1.00

00:27:43.520 Wait, what do you mean?

00:27:44.460 It's a pun. 0.99

00:27:45.440 Fucking forget it, dude. 0.99

00:27:46.080 It fell flat on you. 1.00

00:27:47.500 You're fucking Russian, son of a bitch. 1.00

00:27:49.600 A fucking sign, dude. 1.00

00:27:50.720 Like the Hollywood sign. 1.00

00:27:51.840 Like two fucking different meanings in one sentence. 0.99

00:27:55.460 I worked on that all fucking morning. 0.99

00:27:57.180 Yeah, he was ready for that. 0.99

00:27:58.740 Before the show, he goes, he looks at me, he's like, yeah.

00:28:02.180 Think about this.

00:28:03.060 He goes, I got some good one-liners.

00:28:04.720 I'm like, I'm sure they're great, Mike.

00:28:07.460 Congratulations. 1.00

00:28:08.020 they weren't they're not great shut the fuck up the audience love that shit yeah you see it 1.00

00:28:13.420 yo you said you were scared scared for what nba finals talking about like before you run 1.00

00:28:20.540 before you streak the court before you streak the world cup um you mentioned that you you do

00:28:27.700 get scared so you're still a human being you have some emotions yeah what are you scared of

00:28:32.340 it's the adrenaline i don't think i'm scared you're just like it's like you took four ecstasies 0.97

00:28:38.260 and you're like like fuck this is like gonna be this is gonna be amazing i'm gonna go do this and 0.98

00:28:42.020 you just go fucking do it i don't know i'm still for me personally i feel like i'm scared of the 0.99

00:28:50.440 consequences i'm not because all you do is get a trespassing charge a trespassing charge is a 0.99

00:28:55.800 thousand dollar fine with uh you pay 10 when you get out of jail it's hundred dollars so you pay

00:29:00.560 a hundred dollars and then you go to court and it depends on the judge like the nba one she laughed

00:29:06.500 and she goes just pay us a thousand dollars and don't come back here i was like well if the

00:29:10.260 cavaliers win again i'm gonna come back and she left because lebron lebron like lebron taped 0.71

00:29:16.020 when i strict the world oh yeah and then i said trump sucks on nba and lebron for president

00:29:21.700 and then i went to vegas a week later when they won the whole team invited me to their table

00:29:25.720 it was amazing oh no way yeah it was cool that's hilarious do you think that do you think that

00:29:30.300 slap on the wrist situation

00:29:32.220 will just last forever.

00:29:33.700 I feel like you're going to get a judge.

00:29:34.580 I don't have my citizenship.

00:29:35.820 I got a green card

00:29:36.540 that just got renewed

00:29:37.260 for 10 years

00:29:38.280 and you have to get

00:29:39.320 your citizenship. 0.55

00:29:40.860 You have to not get

00:29:42.560 five years from your last arrest.

00:29:44.380 So I've been two years in

00:29:45.340 and I got big stunts

00:29:46.260 coming up this year

00:29:46.820 so I'm probably going to get arrested.

00:29:47.700 You think Putin would be

00:29:48.980 happy to have you back?

00:29:49.960 Yeah, absolutely.

00:29:50.500 No, no, no, no, no. 0.99

00:29:51.440 I don't give a fuck 1.00

00:29:52.340 what he thinks. 1.00

00:29:53.060 I'm not coming back to Russia.

00:29:54.120 Oh, you're not a fan of Putin?

00:29:55.400 Yeah, what are your thoughts on Putin?

00:29:56.540 He's a badass.

00:29:57.480 He runs the world.

00:29:59.600 Yeah.

00:29:59.740 But I'm not really political

00:30:01.340 I love Russia

00:30:02.280 I go there

00:30:02.840 What do you mean you're not political 1.00

00:30:03.760 You're like Trump sucks on your chest 1.00

00:30:05.280 And Street the World Cup 1.00

00:30:06.180 Oh that was just for a fucking hot topic 0.98

00:30:08.200 Yeah 0.98

00:30:08.560 I feel like Putin's got some money bro

00:30:11.480 You could probably have some fun over there

00:30:12.760 Yeah 1.00

00:30:13.160 He's like the Bilzerian of Russia 1.00

00:30:15.080 I mean I'm saying though 1.00

00:30:16.680 Like when you Street the World Cup

00:30:18.400 And got arrested 1.00

00:30:19.000 I'm thinking like he's in a foreign country 1.00

00:30:21.400 Who knows what their laws look like 1.00

00:30:23.800 And how the jurisdiction works

00:30:25.620 Oh it was bad

00:30:26.000 How did they treat you like

00:30:28.340 Took me to jail

00:30:29.640 gave me a sandwich

00:30:30.420 and charged my phone

00:30:31.560 so I can text my mom

00:30:32.280 but I'm okay.

00:30:32.960 How was the sandwich?

00:30:33.920 It was just bologna.

00:30:35.020 Better or worse

00:30:35.560 than the fire festival sandwich?

00:30:37.240 How do you go through that?

00:30:38.620 Almost did.

00:30:39.460 That was a good one.

00:30:40.640 Finally.

00:30:41.880 No, but they had... 0.99

00:30:42.600 One for fucking 50. 0.99

00:30:43.500 They're like, 1.00

00:30:43.860 pay us a hundred dollar fine.

00:30:45.560 Pay us a hundred dollar fine

00:30:46.700 and come back.

00:30:47.380 And it was,

00:30:48.000 I said,

00:30:48.520 let me pay with a card.

00:30:49.280 Like,

00:30:49.400 now we're only accept cash.

00:30:50.400 So the next day I had a flight.

00:30:51.400 I just never paid

00:30:52.020 and flew out of the country.

00:30:54.860 Seems pretty easy,

00:30:55.760 actually.

00:30:56.100 Yeah, that's...

00:30:57.100 I mean, a hundred dollars

00:30:58.180 and it was,

00:30:58.600 he wasn't doing anything on the computer on the paper gave you a sandwich and you charged your

00:31:02.720 phone that's it's crazy like you you got your green card renewed right yeah like pretty easily

00:31:09.220 yeah hey how bro i got 14 charges they're only trespassing or like uh public not public

00:31:16.620 intoxication like disturbing the peace like basically we got we're literally building a

00:31:21.200 wall south of our country moms moms fleeing the cartels with their kids with kids like

00:31:27.800 under gunfire and they're like sorry you

00:31:29.840 are you cannot come in because they're

00:31:31.840 bringing the rapist they're bringing the drugs 0.99

00:31:33.580 and Vitaly's over here jerking off on the Hollywood 0.99

00:31:35.840 sign and they're like yeah renew him

00:31:37.860 he's good no he's good he's good all he did was 0.98

00:31:39.920 jerk off on the sign 0.98

00:31:40.680 I've I mean 0.99

00:31:45.120 what I got fucking nothing I don't 0.94

00:31:47.900 know no no I was just gonna say uh 0.99

00:31:49.860 fuck what was I gonna say 0.99

00:31:51.820 have you been arrested that was I was gonna say 1.00

00:31:53.720 uh no

00:31:54.680 no no I've got a court

00:31:57.760 I had to do 75 hours

00:31:59.740 for what

00:32:00.300 I had this series on Vine

00:32:03.500 called getting into cars with strangers

00:32:05.500 and I've said this before

00:32:06.380 and I would get in the car and be like

00:32:09.580 hey dad

00:32:11.600 and the random man

00:32:13.860 would be like 1.00

00:32:14.740 who the fuck are you 1.00

00:32:16.740 get out of my car 1.00

00:32:18.280 and I'm like come on don't do me like this dad

00:32:20.340 and it's funny

00:32:21.540 did you get that from me

00:32:23.780 from the serving the peace days

00:32:25.560 no you know I got that from

00:32:26.940 do you know who ross creations is yes he's crazy crazy yeah like he went to jail like for a year

00:32:33.400 yo he was one of my favorite og pranksters with like five videos hey there were five quality

00:32:39.640 i know because they were so good he's still he's still putting stuff on facebook he's killing it

00:32:42.980 right and he messaged me he's like bro i love her like i love him yeah nothing but yeah so he

00:32:46.840 inspired me i got it from him and then uh one lady was not having it um she's like get out because

00:32:51.680 she screamed to me she screamed to me i posted on vine she found me next thing you know i'm i'm

00:32:55.760 either uh proposed with spending three days in jail which i wanted to do for straight cred my

00:33:00.560 manager wouldn't let me or hard hard or uh 75 hours so i chose that but you got arrested you

00:33:07.160 got detained with one of the people in this house did you know that wait what oh yeah 0.97

00:33:13.200 fucking mom the first time we did a collab you got him detained i got it oh my god that cute 0.99

00:33:19.260 little face when he had handcuffs and he's he got handcuffed yeah what did you what were you doing 0.99

00:33:25.900 with him i put him in my bag and pretended i called an uber and i was like i need help and

00:33:30.880 then he would like make noises out of the bag and this guy uber guy actually helped like he's like 0.78

00:33:35.840 oh fuck it i don't care who's in the bag or whatever he said let's get him in and some guy 0.99

00:33:39.440 saw it across the street and he called it as kidnapping so i got helicopters cops fucking 1.00

00:33:43.360 guns out like drop the bag and knowing me i'm like i'm not dropping the bag drop the bag i'm 0.98

00:33:47.620 like a right yo they're pointing guns at you yeah you are going to get shot i don't know how to tell 0.53

00:33:51.760 you this nah by by a hater by a hater maybe by a hater maybe i feel i don't know bro you do you

00:33:58.020 watch your back when you go out sometimes me yeah why you ask that bro you scared i don't know do

00:34:05.400 you wake up sometimes be like today i'm probably gonna get jumped by fans or something like that 1.00

00:34:09.660 like not every day but sometimes like do you feel yeah sure okay i guess everybody's a stupid 0.73

00:34:16.380 question no i i remember when i was first coming into the house like beginning of this year 0.81

00:34:21.280 tensions tensions were roasty and toasty and like there was one one morning or no one night i woke

00:34:28.340 up to a helicopter outside the house oh yeah and like logan and i are like peeking out this window

00:34:33.080 because some dude is just screaming turns out he drove his suburban onto our front lawn we couldn't

00:34:41.660 get past the gate obviously but and on the side yeah he had like spray painted uh are you serious

00:34:46.940 he's like like and no like like and subscribe or something like that right yeah did he put his

00:34:51.660 youtube channel at least yes he did he did yeah we looked it up he's a weirdo he got arrested

00:34:56.540 she got arrested of course yeah oh that's the guy that came in the house and slept or that was a

00:34:59.820 different guy and also that guy's in jail now for a year yeah for a year got a straining order he

00:35:04.320 came back you press charges of course you said you did not did not but came back kept coming back

00:35:10.600 Wait, the guy came back to your house

00:35:13.580 Seven times

00:35:14.200 But he wasn't like trying to hurt you

00:35:16.620 He was literally trying to rest

00:35:17.740 He's the antichrist

00:35:19.360 He told our security guard

00:35:21.100 His name is Lucifer

00:35:23.000 He's the antichrist and he knows what he's been sent here to do

00:35:26.840 Can't mess around with that

00:35:28.440 We still don't even know what that means

00:35:29.800 We don't know if he's been sent here to make us sandwiches

00:35:32.120 We don't know if he's been sent here to run the bathwater for us

00:35:34.800 We don't know 0.97

00:35:35.640 But guess what, we're not trying to fucking find out bro 0.95

00:35:37.920 That's one thing 0.99

00:35:39.260 i'm down to just pass on pass on fuck that i i had a yo i had to go to court and testify 0.97

00:35:45.760 like me that was that was an interesting process i had to testify and by the way 0.98

00:35:49.560 the united states judicial system needs to be updated it's easy for a white guy to say 0.98

00:35:57.000 oh shit here he goes here he goes again i'm kidding yo i'm kidding no hold up it kind of 0.99

00:36:02.620 hold up no no no no as a what i feel like as a white guy i should be like complacent with it 0.99

00:36:06.440 No, I'm saying, like, they are so archaic, dude.

00:36:10.760 She wanted to play the security video we have

00:36:12.840 of the guy, like, telling my security guard he's Lucifer.

00:36:15.600 And so it set up's almost like this.

00:36:18.160 There's, like, a projector next to the judge.

00:36:20.220 It's about this big.

00:36:21.240 And she takes the microphone,

00:36:22.600 and she, like, holds it next to, like, the computer speakers.

00:36:26.900 Tries to press play.

00:36:28.920 Her laptop dies.

00:36:29.940 Like, impulsive is more lit than this courthouse.

00:36:31.500 Of course, bro. 1.00

00:36:32.320 Fuck the courthouse, man. 1.00

00:36:33.680 What happened? 1.00

00:36:34.180 What happened?

00:36:35.360 Turns out he got a restraining order, which, by the way,

00:36:38.700 I don't know if you know this, restraining orders you have to serve.

00:36:41.520 You have to physically give them to.

00:36:43.060 So here we are, like, now crossing our fingers that he comes back.

00:36:46.520 Right.

00:36:47.020 And we already have evidence that he's broken into the house.

00:36:50.600 I should have had him, like, tied up in the room

00:36:52.840 and, like, chopped his fingertips off. 0.93

00:36:54.260 Dude, you could have.

00:36:55.460 You would have got away with it.

00:36:56.600 Well, not with the fingertip chopping.

00:36:58.120 Nah, that's too much.

00:36:59.440 Like an iron.

00:37:00.200 Dude, I just moved here.

00:37:02.160 I hadn't even moved here yet

00:37:04.720 but I was kind of like the new guy on the scene

00:37:06.480 and so they're going around the room trying to figure out 0.99

00:37:08.700 who's going to serve this fucking lunatic the papers 0.99

00:37:11.080 and they go, Mike 1.00

00:37:12.540 we'd really like you to be that guy

00:37:15.220 man, and I'm like

00:37:16.140 We just figured you're the most brave

00:37:19.520 and noble man

00:37:21.040 in the house, so we had to bestow

00:37:23.300 that upon you. And by the way

00:37:24.860 I relate a lot to your shit 1.00

00:37:27.060 because I was like, I don't give a fuck, I'll do it bro 1.00

00:37:29.240 have this dude come here, I'll go out there 0.99

00:37:31.180 With bare hands 0.99

00:37:32.680 And give this dude

00:37:33.460 The paperwork 0.99

00:37:34.120 I don't give a shit dude 0.98

00:37:35.040 Yeah 0.99

00:37:35.240 So you did

00:37:36.180 No I didn't do it

00:37:36.820 He didn't

00:37:37.160 We just found

00:37:38.740 How did we get him

00:37:39.680 I don't remember

00:37:40.040 I think

00:37:40.560 So what happens if he

00:37:42.200 Who

00:37:42.340 The security service

00:37:43.520 Security service

00:37:44.440 I got it

00:37:45.120 What happens if he comes back

00:37:46.340 After a year

00:37:47.120 After he gets

00:37:48.040 Oh you know he's going to

00:37:49.280 He's going to get out

00:37:50.280 He's going to walk

00:37:50.680 Are you serious

00:37:50.940 Yes

00:37:51.280 He's going to get out

00:37:52.260 He's going to walk straight here

00:37:53.280 He's going to go to jail

00:37:54.040 Is he a fan

00:37:54.380 Five years this time

00:37:55.460 Is he a fan

00:37:56.200 Or what

00:37:56.620 Some screws are loose

00:38:00.160 He's Lucifer

00:38:01.160 I like that

00:38:02.880 You should just

00:38:03.460 Yeah put a

00:38:03.980 Not a gun

00:38:04.700 Gun is too much

00:38:05.360 Put like a drill 0.93

00:38:06.040 Through his brain 0.99

00:38:06.520 And be like

00:38:06.780 Why are you here

00:38:07.320 Tell me now 1.00

00:38:07.780 I'll drill your brain 0.99

00:38:08.460 So gun's too much 0.99

00:38:09.380 But you think

00:38:09.720 The drill's good

00:38:10.360 It's softer

00:38:11.420 It's a slow death

00:38:13.060 Not a fast one

00:38:13.820 I kind of like

00:38:15.460 Counter Spencer's point

00:38:17.600 I kind of would like

00:38:18.280 To know what he was

00:38:18.820 Sent here to do

00:38:19.400 Like what if he was

00:38:20.860 Sent here to tell us

00:38:21.660 How to get better

00:38:22.200 Engagement on our

00:38:22.860 YouTube channels

00:38:23.520 Do you know what I'm saying

00:38:24.620 We can really use it

00:38:25.280 That's what I'm saying

00:38:26.140 Like views are

00:38:27.020 Man

00:38:28.240 I texted my YouTube rep

00:38:30.080 I'm like yo what's good

00:38:31.040 about this last podcast i'm like i've never seen views this low ever yeah that's something i kind

00:38:36.880 of wanted to ask you with censorship like what are your thoughts on it because obviously you know

00:38:41.060 this year's been an interesting journey but uh you know you've you've moved from a different

00:38:45.860 platform to a different platform so how does it i'm gonna answer your question but how does it

00:38:51.260 work by the way are you is it subscription yeah five five dollars a month uh five dollars a month

00:38:55.760 How many people do you have subscribed?

00:38:57.880 A lot.

00:38:58.940 If I tell you the number, you'll know how much money I'm making.

00:39:02.920 Like almost 100,000.

00:39:04.640 You're lying.

00:39:06.640 You're lying. 1.00

00:39:07.760 Okay, I'll show you my fucking report from my mouth. 1.00

00:39:09.380 Half a million dollars a month because of Italian Censored? 1.00

00:39:12.020 Yeah, why you gotta expose me like that, bro?

00:39:14.220 You did.

00:39:14.680 I just did some meth.

00:39:15.560 I just did some meth.

00:39:15.880 Tax man's coming.

00:39:17.240 Tax man's coming.

00:39:18.220 I pay my taxes, bro.

00:39:20.480 You pay Uncle Sam?

00:39:21.880 Of course.

00:39:22.440 Uncle Sam's all up in the bag.

00:39:23.400 Wait, wait, wait.

00:39:24.300 this is not this is not even promoting fully but imagine when these porn ads about to run i'm about

00:39:29.480 to run ads across all the pornhouse so before you watch a pornhouse video it's gonna be my trailer 0.90

00:39:33.480 for battalion censor yeah bro um here we are sitting on fucking i appreciate to all the people 0.83

00:39:38.620 that sign up on battalion censors shout out guys thank you so much yeah 80 000 views 75 000 views 0.89

00:39:43.340 and some people like stop subscription basis because they're like oh your videos don't get 0.58

00:39:46.180 a million views i don't give a fuck it pays my bills you know like youtube thank you for giving 0.81

00:39:50.780 me the opportunity but i'm still gonna promote on youtube i'm still gonna post videos on youtube 0.76

00:39:54.880 but my full expression and actions will be on the italian sensor for hardcore fans and yeah you

00:40:00.560 probably got inspired right now you're making a subscription logan paul no hold on we gotta talk

00:40:04.000 hold on no no hold up you don't think this has been a conversation of course i've been this has

00:40:07.880 been an idea for two and a half three years yeah but i'm just saying like i feel like what you do

00:40:13.580 has a bit more pull to it like there's a reason there's a reason people pay they want to see

00:40:21.860 boobs and they want to see vitality yeah and funny funny yeah yeah i i'm missing two of those no

00:40:27.460 you're not you're missing two of those in the court of public opinion you're what the sponsors 0.75

00:40:32.220 are gonna back out no the sponsors yeah that's what i fucking thought we don't have sponsors 0.84

00:40:36.220 now here's the thing bro you're at hey big mike you don't have like a brand yet to uphold what 0.89

00:40:43.480 are you guys arguing about right now no we're not we're just talking isn't it uh isn't your brand

00:40:47.520 changing as you get older and like mature and like as the audience matures with you yeah but

00:40:52.920 at what point do i not show boobs in my content because i don't want to yeah woman first of all 0.52

00:40:58.380 i don't touch them i don't do nothing with them i don't kiss them i don't hug them maybe off camera 0.55

00:41:02.120 that doesn't that's not what objection means but you're making money yeah you're making money off 0.99

00:41:07.060 of them showing guess what fuck you to the world if you don't like it that's how my mood 0.98

00:41:11.800 I respect 1.00

00:41:12.920 Fuck everybody 1.00

00:41:14.240 Who doesn't like it 1.00

00:41:15.060 That's two guests

00:41:15.800 Come at me bro 0.94

00:41:16.700 Come at me 1.00

00:41:17.500 I don't give a fuck 0.99

00:41:19.160 Sorry 0.95

00:41:19.900 We should have

00:41:20.660 Broke up the two guests

00:41:22.000 With like a cartoon 1.00

00:41:23.440 My mother

00:41:23.780 Your life

00:41:24.320 Your choice

00:41:25.100 It's only

00:41:25.700 You have one life 1.00

00:41:26.600 Do whatever the fuck 1.00

00:41:27.420 You want to do in your life 0.99

00:41:28.260 Don't tell anybody

00:41:28.940 My mom told me

00:41:29.520 Not to do YouTube

00:41:30.160 Imagine if I didn't do YouTube

00:41:31.120 I wouldn't be sitting here right now

00:41:32.180 Don't listen to anybody

00:41:33.540 That's something

00:41:34.080 I can get behind

00:41:34.820 No matter what

00:41:36.120 Actually no

00:41:36.880 That's not true

00:41:37.180 He said don't listen to anybody

00:41:38.340 At the end of it

00:41:38.880 Nah but I like

00:41:39.600 As long as you're not hurting anyone

00:41:41.480 right i'd rather be hated for whom not but then loved for who i am hey i respect it i i definitely

00:41:48.000 do i think that's like if you're gonna if you're gonna live that lifestyle you got people that are

00:41:53.040 willing to do it um to me in all honesty like you're going against like on a deeper note you're

00:42:00.400 going against a system that is saying like you have to do this you have to do that you know be

00:42:05.620 complacent so in a world with such like strong rules and regulations like i think it does take

00:42:13.060 people breaking out of that so i mean that's not going to be glamorous and i don't agree with

00:42:18.340 everything personally but i do respect the fact that you're breaking free doing something on your

00:42:23.320 own i think there is a creative art in doing that yeah it's an art and if you tell every like every

00:42:28.100 viewer right now yeah if you do what vitally does you can make four hundred thousand dollars a month

00:42:31.600 all the viewers 99 no 99.9 will say yeah i want to do what he does right but i and it's not most

00:42:38.020 of them won't because it's extremely hard it's extremely hard yeah and it's just i'm putting on

00:42:41.400 the show it's a show it's called naked and funny girls gone wild to logan's point earlier it's not

00:42:47.460 his brand so that is a good point okay no it's not his brand but it is my brand i started dirty

00:42:51.700 from beginning right yeah me so me arguing him to switch platforms makes it doesn't make sense

00:42:57.780 necessarily from a monetary standpoint it does but he doesn't have to because when he switches

00:43:02.560 platforms his brand will remain the same like he's not going to show things that are outside of his

00:43:08.600 guidelines so that's a good point but one thing i will ask you speaking of boobs um you got a 0.98

00:43:13.600 girlfriend yeah how the fuck does that work she's amazing bro what kind of girlfriend list you do 0.97

00:43:18.680 italian censored and uh i've been dating for a year it's been great nothing but good things to 0.98

00:43:23.660 say about her she pushes me if not her i wouldn't launch the italian censor so thank you for that 0.95

00:43:28.000 really yeah because i was just like i don't believe in this project who the fuck is gonna 0.75

00:43:31.800 sign up because i had video i was sitting on the first six episodes for three years since 2014 0.77

00:43:37.160 and i was just like i don't know i don't know but tomorrow tomorrow so yeah she just pushed me

00:43:41.980 and she actually helps me get girls so thank you what do you mean helps me to like recruit girls

00:43:46.780 for italian censor but not but not like you don't have a hall pass right what do you uh no not open

00:43:52.800 relationship okay oh those those are dangerous dude i asked i asked uh kuril yesterday it's 0.99

00:43:59.600 funny we have two russian scumbags in two days in a row like how the fuck did this happen now 0.99

00:44:05.620 kuril is on another level like you don't compare him to me i'm a clean kuril you might you might 0.99

00:44:11.220 kind of be because you don't because you like you're not out there pouring milk on people like

00:44:15.780 no i do it just for my website oh right i don't know about that

00:44:20.000 pretty eye to eye you just spill water all over yourself that was amazing it's because your jaw

00:44:25.680 broken jaw yeah you just miss it sometimes i can't close my teeth all the way because the uh

00:44:29.840 the doctor told me when i had uh my wire shut mouth he's like yo make sure you don't you can't

00:44:34.980 kiss knowing me i went like wait i kissed i tried to kiss a girl while my mouth was completely shut

00:44:42.000 i mean i did kiss her with the lips no tongue action and because of that my jaw healed sideways

00:44:46.180 so I didn't

00:44:47.760 believe him 1.00

00:44:48.500 and then fuck it 1.00

00:44:49.420 wait what is that motion 1.00

00:44:51.280 right there 0.99

00:44:51.800 fucking 1.00

00:44:52.640 I'm holding my doll 1.00

00:44:53.720 so it doesn't move

00:44:55.160 you said

00:44:57.180 so speaking of your brand

00:44:58.500 you said

00:44:58.940 you've been dirty

00:45:00.660 from the beginning 0.87

00:45:01.260 it's true

00:45:01.640 you've been edgy

00:45:02.360 villain has been

00:45:03.340 your thing for a while

00:45:04.760 that's what you cast me

00:45:06.180 in your movie

00:45:06.620 airplane mode

00:45:07.340 yeah you literally

00:45:07.900 played the villain

00:45:08.520 I have a picture of it here

00:45:09.800 villain thank you for that

00:45:10.900 you

00:45:11.260 you literally look like

00:45:13.560 you're wearing a

00:45:14.220 Hannibal Lecter face mask

00:45:15.400 Well, you did that to me.

00:45:17.800 But I look great, bro.

00:45:20.680 You excited for this movie to come out?

00:45:22.200 Because the fans are excited.

00:45:23.180 I'm reading comments everywhere.

00:45:24.440 Are they?

00:45:25.080 Yeah.

00:45:26.620 Do you get people hitting you up about the movie?

00:45:29.780 Nah.

00:45:30.100 Like, regularly?

00:45:30.680 No?

00:45:31.180 I just know when it comes out, I get more clouds.

00:45:34.660 Go ahead.

00:45:35.600 Go all the way.

00:45:36.240 Oh, yeah.

00:45:36.560 So what were you saying?

00:45:37.140 I mean, I don't know.

00:45:37.780 There's, like, investors and stuff.

00:45:39.080 I don't know, like, what I can say and can't say contractually.

00:45:41.520 But, like.

00:45:42.020 Oh, you're, like, scared now after everything happens.

00:45:44.960 align it with the brand no with the brand yeah i feel like he logan is very like one thing i very

00:45:52.160 very much admire is like you're not i wouldn't say a perfectionist because that makes it sound

00:45:56.720 like like overbearing protective budget not even that i think it's just like you have a creative

00:46:02.280 vision that you want to constantly progress like grow and evolve and but that's an older piece of

00:46:07.980 work i see it from a different perspective i see hey this is a cool piece of content from a while

00:46:12.900 ago that like people can see and reminisce about the issue is i was not i am not the same person

00:46:21.860 i was a year ago definitely not the same person i was two years ago i am not even close to the

00:46:27.840 person i was three years ago which is when this movie was made so at what point is it like

00:46:32.400 but you just say you played a clean part in the my part is fine yeah yeah uh there are certain

00:46:39.220 jokes that i just don't know if they'll hold up to this day the movie's outdated honestly it's

00:46:43.040 outdated so i'm i'm a little nervous dude i'm not gonna lie like bro this movie it's good i mean 0.83

00:46:47.760 who got who got every influencer in the fucking movie the big one of the all the biggest influencers 0.80

00:46:52.540 in the movie which by the way they they weren't the biggest at the time now they are we bet on 0.94

00:46:58.640 the right people like uh who's in it again lady pons wampa uh anwar david dobrik yeah nick bateman

00:47:06.460 Nick Bateman, like, Amanda's in it.

00:47:09.020 That's why I think—

00:47:09.560 Everybody.

00:47:10.100 I think to a certain degree, like, I see where your concerns are because you've got—

00:47:14.380 You know, you also don't want to, like, harm somebody else's career with putting it out.

00:47:18.720 But then, you know, like, the fans have been wanting it for so long.

00:47:23.100 Wait, harm career?

00:47:24.340 It's a movie.

00:47:25.020 Which state do you think the earth is? 1.00

00:47:27.540 Fuck, I don't know. 1.00

00:47:28.700 That's a good question. 1.00

00:47:29.380 I've been seeing all that thing you post.

00:47:30.840 Are you making a documentary about it or something?

00:47:32.200 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.97

00:47:33.000 It's probably fucking flat. 1.00

00:47:34.180 Join the damn club 1.00

00:47:38.240 Do you give a fuck what shape 1.00

00:47:40.280 Really 0.99

00:47:41.500 I mean I do want to go in the circle

00:47:43.800 If it is a circle I want to see if I will fall off the edge

00:47:46.480 And let go

00:47:47.260 Hey man

00:47:47.820 Hey yo listen 0.99

00:47:50.460 You did porn 0.99

00:47:53.200 What's up with that 0.99

00:47:55.280 Bro bro bro

00:47:57.140 Back in

00:47:58.880 That's my 10 year challenge 1.00

00:48:00.920 I should push my dick 0.99

00:48:02.380 that's actually hilarious why did you not do that oh that's no because you know why because guess 1.00

00:48:08.280 what i went to the avian awards uh this weekend in vegas all the hottest porn stars whatever

00:48:12.680 networking for vitale uncensored came across i didn't see her live but she dm'd me diamond kitty

00:48:19.080 the girl that i shot porn with do you understand when i'm she's down to film redemption of bang 0.96

00:48:25.400 bus 10 years later why you call it a redemption because i'm gonna do it and i'm gonna bang her 0.98

00:48:31.460 and I'm going to post it online. 0.89

00:48:32.620 Wait, hold on. 0.99

00:48:33.200 What about your girlfriend that you just said you can't have a call pass? 0.59

00:48:35.760 Oh, she gave me a permission.

00:48:37.140 But what about, what do you want?

00:48:38.340 I'm kidding.

00:48:39.040 I'm going to shoot a video with her.

00:48:40.180 Redemption, just a joke.

00:48:41.700 I'm going to interview her in the back of the Bang Bus

00:48:43.200 and we're going to go, I'm going to do a prank

00:48:45.440 where I'm going to go pick up guys,

00:48:47.000 like basically what Bang Bus did to me

00:48:49.000 and then they're going to get in.

00:48:50.060 What did they do to you?

00:48:50.940 I don't understand how this happened. 0.91

00:48:53.620 Just cast it for porn. 1.00

00:48:54.600 My boy's like, yo, I got a nice dick. 1.00

00:48:56.780 You want to be in porn? 1.00

00:48:57.560 I'm like, fuck it. 1.00

00:48:58.400 How did your boy notice that? 1.00

00:49:00.560 Just out of curiosity. 0.97

00:49:01.460 probably having threesomes early on in high school and shit but anyways long story short i was like 0.99

00:49:06.380 fuck it yeah sure i want to do it i got tested i was clean and then i was like yeah let's do it 0.98

00:49:11.420 i did it and thank god i'm thanking god till today people can i mean already faded away i don't care 0.99

00:49:16.320 but thank god i didn't get hard i took viagra it still didn't work because there was so many people

00:49:20.580 but wait if i got hard and i was a good performer i would have been doing porn till today no way 0.98

00:49:25.920 bro if i started fucking girls and getting paid why wouldn't i return it would be an addiction 0.98

00:49:30.880 that's the redemption piece of it so you're trying to redeem yourself from that no no it's not 1.00

00:49:36.520 horrible like back in the day when people find out i was like fuck that's it that's it people 0.57

00:49:39.600 don't even bring it up anymore i don't care my girlfriend knows but it's 10 years but it's i'm 0.91

00:49:45.020 getting back in the bus with diamond kitty their internet's gonna go crazy that's funny that's

00:49:48.720 actually funny yeah that's kind of what i was actually gonna take the laptop out and we're

00:49:53.340 gonna watch our episode talk about it oh no but yo but that's that's funny dude that's really

00:49:59.720 funny thank you shit i'm gonna be back in the bus with a laptop out and be like so yeah here 0.99

00:50:05.020 your blowjob sucked that's what i'm gonna play that was before youtube yeah yeah i was like uh 0.99

00:50:10.820 yeah three four no yeah like almost a year something before youtube was it before that 0.99

00:50:15.140 zombie prank you did that blew up yeah that 2011 in may i shot the shot it so eight years ago and

00:50:20.420 then the zombie one i shot it in may of 2012 so a year later i remember some kid at school came

00:50:25.600 it to me he's like yo i know you make youtube videos there's this kid vitale yeah yeah it's

00:50:34.000 just i think his name was tyler he's like this kid vitale you should see his his pranks i'm like

00:50:37.620 bro of course i know vitale so you like it's funny you were one of the people that i watched

00:50:42.440 and was inspired by before i started youtube it's a small world how old are you 26 turning 27 oh

00:50:50.380 I'm only 23.

00:50:53.520 So, yeah, I guess the math there is you were just a little older than me when you started.

00:50:57.080 Yeah.

00:50:57.640 Do you have a good relationship with YouTube now?

00:50:59.820 I don't even know anybody at YouTube.

00:51:02.580 Like, relationship?

00:51:03.700 No, I guess my videos are flagged every video, which I don't care about the CPM

00:51:06.640 because that's not my main income, but it's, like, flagged, whatever.

00:51:11.020 I don't know who to contact.

00:51:12.620 I don't care.

00:51:14.100 How much do you pay YouTube to be on the front page every day?

00:51:17.080 The front page.

00:51:17.920 That's why you say that.

00:51:18.440 I'm on the back page.

00:51:19.200 Last page.

00:51:19.720 Wait, are you still like, I know they did something to your videos.

00:51:22.120 Is it still the same?

00:51:22.920 Yeah, bro.

00:51:23.560 It's a thing with YouTube.

00:51:25.000 Now you can't do thumbnails.

00:51:26.680 I got a letter saying it's like thumbnails.

00:51:28.920 I can't push Vitalian Censored from my vlogs now because it's a rated R link.

00:51:34.800 They can't.

00:51:36.080 No, it's a new article came out.

00:51:37.300 If you promote any like porn sites or adult rated R sites,

00:51:41.000 you're going to take off your channel.

00:51:42.500 I think the other angle is like, dude, it's inevitable.

00:51:45.700 It's like a huge platform.

00:51:47.560 Corporate.

00:51:47.880 The world, in general, isn't thinking like you are, and they have kids.

00:51:53.940 Like, you don't have kids.

00:51:55.180 Yeah, no, I get it.

00:51:56.240 Their kids are watching that, bro.

00:51:57.320 Every day they wake up, they have their cell phone, and then these videos are popping up.

00:52:00.980 Would you want your kids having the same access to that?

00:52:03.580 But then they give them Wayne.

00:52:04.860 But then they give them Wayne with no restrictions, no 18+, not age-gated.

00:52:09.120 You don't even have to sign.

00:52:09.780 No, it's not. 0.98

00:52:10.360 It's the opposite of fucking perfect. 0.99

00:52:12.040 It's a scam. 0.98

00:52:13.680 they're they're they're they're restricting creators and they're and they're promoting

00:52:19.000 their original content that has people beating the fuck out of each other with nail guns 0.85

00:52:23.120 talking shit doing all the things they say that they can't that the creators can't do 0.96

00:52:27.800 so like i get what you're saying by the way they're not the first brand to go soft under 0.99

00:52:32.560 the pressure of a board that happens all the time every brand that was once cool we i have to fight

00:52:38.920 day after day to make sure that doesn't happen to love sag bro but it but it does it brands get

00:52:43.880 soft in the face of public trading right yeah it happens it does happen and they also do provide

00:52:50.560 opportunity for a lot of people you know like a lot of people now are able to make money off of

00:52:56.440 posting videos on a on a channel so i think you you do got to look at a bigger picture it's

00:53:01.880 inevitable so you're either going to grow with it or go against it yeah like what you've done

00:53:07.640 it's kind of how it's natural yep i think there's there's future platforms and what's cool to see

00:53:14.520 is like creators are now creating those future platforms is that cheating though you told your

00:53:20.040 people to subscribe to my channel to give me 10 million subscribers you know i'm gonna love you

00:53:24.020 care no i just want the plaque if i think if no if i get the plaque i won't walk away we're

00:53:29.600 dropping a link in the in the description no i'm thankful bro if i get you bro every time i upload

00:53:34.660 to lose subscribers oh that's how it works everybody oh okay that's how it works what the 0.86

00:53:39.180 fuck no that's how i'll tell you thank you guys please please subscribe no yeah i'll tell you why 0.94

00:53:42.580 i'll tell you why uh you haven't posted in a while people almost forget they're subscribed 0.99

00:53:47.160 and then when you do it's either maybe something they don't like maybe it's like oh i stopped

00:53:51.820 caring about this guy whatever it is so they unsubscribe dog the way i look at it is like

00:53:56.260 quite honestly you're flushing out the week you don't like you don't want those people watching

00:54:00.320 when i don't upload i gain a lot of subscribers when you what like not gain a lot 500 a day

00:54:05.800 that's a lot when you when you when i don't upload i go up no yeah because it's like you're

00:54:10.880 active for a second there's a hubbub of like do i want to watch this video or do i want to

00:54:15.280 unsubscribe some people most people unsubscribe and then you start gaining again because it gets

00:54:23.200 back to the regular well when you're and when you're not uploading they may see something like 0.66

00:54:27.040 this and they're like yo i fuck with that dude and so some will trickle in there's nobody out 0.56

00:54:31.960 there that's saying like go unsubscribe from vitale but when you post a video to his point 0.97

00:54:35.900 like they might just be like yo i don't fuck with this dude anymore and so i'm i'm out that's all 0.79

00:54:39.280 that's a it's called attrition it's called attrition it happens to email lists it happens 0.97

00:54:43.180 to brands everything everybody it's okay you're good you're good well we're gonna get you there

00:54:47.300 we just helped pewdiepie recently yeah but i'm a main channel yeah i'm a main channel i would

00:54:51.280 I got 12, 13.

00:54:52.200 I don't know.

00:54:52.760 I don't know if impulsive. 1.00

00:54:55.100 Yeah, but these impulsive fans are the shit. 1.00

00:54:57.880 They're awesome. 1.00

00:54:58.040 But if you have nothing to talk about in your vlog one day,

00:54:59.900 let them know, just a quick one.

00:55:01.180 Just be like, yo, pop over to Vitaly.

00:55:02.860 Oh, my birthday's coming up.

00:55:04.260 What day?

00:55:04.900 March 8th.

00:55:05.580 What are you doing for it?

00:55:06.660 I have no plans.

00:55:07.340 Probably Antarctica.

00:55:09.220 Can't even pronounce it.

00:55:09.940 Antarctica?

00:55:10.420 Yeah.

00:55:11.340 What are you doing in Antarctica?

00:55:12.440 That location has fascinated us.

00:55:13.460 Taking pictures and flexing that I went to Antarctica.

00:55:16.140 That's actually fire.

00:55:18.120 Why are you touching him?

00:55:19.240 Is that your idea?

00:55:20.000 Yeah, I stole your idea.

00:55:20.680 No.

00:55:21.280 why what's up we also want to go to antarctica badly yeah i might go it's like 70 30 i'm gonna

00:55:28.160 go 30 now but anyways my birthday's march 8 why are you asking no i'm just curious i mean talking

00:55:32.860 about like birthday parties and stuff like i want to i want to hear a crazy story i want to hear a

00:55:37.460 crazy story something you've done that is that is insane i'm because i know what's crazy like

00:55:44.960 i don't even know what's crazy you don't even know what's crazy anymore what's the beaver story

00:55:50.040 the beaver story the beaver story well that's okay yeah that's pretty crazy okay i'm hanging

00:55:55.480 out floyd mayweather's uh fight in vegas i didn't know which fight was that rudy mancusa texted me

00:55:59.880 and goes yo beaver wants you to have be at his party i'm like yeah okay i show up to the party

00:56:06.760 beaver shakes my hand he says go yeah i'm a big fan blah blah blah and he's like i need a minute

00:56:11.480 with you he locks me in the room just me and him while i'm wasted out of my mind don't know what

00:56:16.200 kind of drugs i'm on can't even look him straight in the eyes and uh well actually this is this is

00:56:23.660 bieber looking at me i'm this is me talking i'm a fan of your videos i'm like yeah thanks bro

00:56:28.760 why were you looking at him you just didn't even know he was in outer space i was so nervous he

00:56:34.360 goes i love all your gold digger videos i love it although you do even lift videos i'm like thank

00:56:38.120 you so much i swear to god in the room alone and then the bodyguard started not me y'all open up

00:56:44.080 He was like, he's good.

00:56:44.960 He's good.

00:56:45.480 And then we went out and then, yeah, I saw him a few days later.

00:56:49.000 I asked for his number.

00:56:49.680 He gave me his number.

00:56:50.340 Then every time we run into each other, he says, what's up?

00:56:52.600 It was pretty cool.

00:56:53.520 I did want to make a video with him, but I don't know.

00:56:55.760 Probably his manager.

00:56:56.680 That is crazy.

00:56:57.600 That was crazy.

00:56:59.680 That was crazy.

00:57:00.080 That's nuts.

00:57:00.780 That's awesome.

00:57:01.040 That's awesome.

00:57:01.760 Yeah.

00:57:02.020 He's the biggest star on the planet.

00:57:02.980 Was that before?

00:57:04.220 That was 2014.

00:57:05.340 You guys ran into each other like in public once and got like a paparazzi.

00:57:08.580 Was that?

00:57:09.060 Oh, that's recent.

00:57:09.980 That's Coachella last year.

00:57:11.160 Right.

00:57:11.360 The day before Coachella.

00:57:12.400 Okay.

00:57:12.560 yeah that's crazy coachella last year well there's a crazy story that we might be able to just give

00:57:18.540 to you that you didn't think of so we go so we go to coachella last year we show up there lp didn't

00:57:23.000 even really want to go he want to stay here at work we go out there and the first night we're

00:57:26.460 there we're like yo everybody's buzzing about vitality's house party oh yeah and so and so uh 0.92

00:57:32.620 and so we we roll out there like black suv and shit roll up we don't know what to expect we 0.98

00:57:37.320 hadn't even talked to you i don't think or you were unreachable which i i know what that fucking 0.98

00:57:41.140 means like we couldn't get you on the phone so i'm not that hard to get on the phone all right 0.95

00:57:45.100 well this night you especially when you use a cutie like you so we walk so we walk in i walk

00:57:49.880 in and everybody in the house is just eyes wide open yeah and so i'm like all right i know i've

00:57:57.640 been to these kind of parties before i see what's happening here i walk outside and we're there for 0.94

00:58:01.260 like two minutes and i look in the backyard and there's bouncy houses floating in the fucking 0.93

00:58:07.140 pool of this rental house and i got this bouncy house i wanted to make the littest house ever 0.90

00:58:11.820 bouncy houses it was water slides water slides so we're there for five minutes and literally

00:58:16.100 within five minutes the cops no the owner of the house the owner of the house like shows up and 0.61

00:58:22.480 and just goes get the fuck out of my house so everybody gets out everybody gets out they're 0.85

00:58:29.180 like we won't do this again i didn't sleep till next morning next morning comes around 0.98

00:58:33.120 i'm inviting a whole bunch of girls over girls come over they show up again and we're getting

00:58:38.260 evicted i'm in the hot sun in palm springs with my bag sweating i was like where do i go and then 0.73

00:58:44.220 i get an airbnb and i was so desperate at the point it was 13 000 i'm like fuck it we're booking 0.93

00:58:49.520 it i booked the airbnb i pulled up to the airbnb cops get the fuck on the ground now they thought 0.95

00:58:57.260 i had a stolen credit card because i booked at 13 000 airbnb 30 000 and yeah the owners thought it

00:59:02.440 was really sketchy for me to book it i don't know what happened long story short they let us go and

00:59:07.080 then i just ended up crashing my friend's place but that was pretty crazy why do i not remember

00:59:10.920 this yeah i don't think you're sure are you over exaggerating did you guys show up you may have not

00:59:16.000 come i for some reason you may have not rolled up i might have gone with like tav and like a couple

00:59:21.060 other people but i but i rolled you were there too you were back i just remember the house with

00:59:25.960 a huge lake

00:59:27.020 that was the Republic

00:59:28.920 but it was the first night

00:59:32.140 and I just remember and I heard stories that whole

00:59:34.140 week about how you had the worst Coachella

00:59:35.900 experience like you were kicked out of every 0.99

00:59:37.960 fucking house what was the conversation with the cop 0.99

00:59:39.920 after that was he just like hey my bad 1.00

00:59:41.780 no I'm like this is great

00:59:43.080 content let me show the camera in his face

00:59:45.800 oh

00:59:46.300 no it was good yeah it was great and then every Coachella 1.00

00:59:49.860 I went to it's like it's a shit show 0.99

00:59:51.940 you going this year? 0.99

00:59:53.760 probably for a day I got a girlfriend now

00:59:55.700 I was only thinking about what do you think about the lineup

00:59:57.700 It's pretty good

00:59:58.980 I forgot who's in it

01:00:01.180 So I just want to see Skrillex to be honest

01:00:02.780 Day 2 is hard dude

01:00:04.980 I just want to go for like Tame Impala

01:00:06.720 And like

01:00:07.480 Billie Eilish there's a bunch of people on day 2

01:00:10.860 That are fire

01:00:11.840 So I'll be there

01:00:14.800 I'm sure

01:00:15.260 Yo what are you thinking LP

01:00:18.060 I have some more questions I want to ask

01:00:20.440 But I want to do them on the audio only

01:00:22.400 Q&A which we do

01:00:23.820 After the visual ends

01:00:25.500 so what does that mean it means i'm cutting the show here visually on youtube so he's gonna go

01:00:30.580 to black screen not i mean no that video will end but we will continue to talk on itunes and

01:00:37.380 spotify they can audio audio oh oh so yeah audio only yeah that's your vitalian censor yeah yeah

01:00:42.640 yes exactly yeah kind of yeah yeah so yo hit that subscribe button if you were not subscribed on

01:00:47.280 youtube and also please do me a favor and uh subscribe on itunes and spotify as well just

01:00:53.140 in case like last video for example um your notification doesn't come up the video doesn't

01:00:58.740 pop up when you search it like bro we got buried buried so hit that subscribe button on itunes and

01:01:03.560 spotify uh we freaking love you impulsive the number one podcast in the world thank you vitaly

01:01:09.520 for joining us today subscribe to his channel i'm gonna put the link in the description we want

01:01:14.060 to get to uh 10 million uh yeah audio only q a itunes spotify right now impulsive cast and crew

01:01:20.180 Out

01:01:20.480 Alright stay right there

01:01:23.000 I'm going to start this audio only with pee break

01:01:25.860 Oh nice

01:01:26.820 When is this episode going?

01:01:29.700 Tomorrow

01:01:30.100 Fast

01:01:31.420 Yeah it's quick

01:01:31.860 What time?

01:01:32.580 Do you have a certain time?

01:01:33.480 I'll usually do like one

01:01:34.600 One or two

01:01:35.280 One or two p.m.

01:01:36.060 It's got to go through some layers of

01:01:37.420 Oh yeah

01:01:39.020 How was it good?

01:01:39.840 We got to talk 1.00

01:01:40.280 We got deep in some shit 1.00

01:01:41.360 Yeah 1.00

01:01:41.620 Yeah yeah

01:01:42.220 I like

01:01:42.840 I really like how 0.99

01:01:44.340 Much you don't give a fuck 0.99

01:01:45.900 I really 0.99

01:01:46.360 I really admire that

01:01:47.680 It's got to be nice

01:01:49.020 you're not trying to hurt anybody do you want you want to hurt foosie not like that but like that

01:01:54.460 yeah like in the ring legally or even not in the ring like if you pissed me off or if you said

01:01:58.980 something to my face i would but not in america have you ever gotten in a fight i got in the

01:02:03.100 fight in dubai recently i had a black eye and look at this now in vegas three days ago but i'm not a

01:02:08.320 fighter i still think we're talking like i'm talking to the camera i'm not a fighter i got 0.96

01:02:11.980 jumped in the elevator by seven dude in the closed elevator by seven fucking dudes this drug guy 0.95

01:02:15.840 comes in the elevator and pushes some uh punches a guy and after the fight i found out it's his 0.98

01:02:21.380 friend so they were like not playing around you know when you get drunk with a friend yeah so i 0.89

01:02:25.200 goes like what are you doing you need to calm the fuck down and the guy that i'm trying to defend 0.97

01:02:29.580 is his friend so they all fucking jump me in a closed elevator from hakasan while it's going down 0.99

01:02:34.380 and yeah i get out my fucking face is bleeding they split it all this and it's like do you want 0.99

01:02:38.480 to press charges like i'm not usually like that but you know what fuck them all of us 0.99

01:02:42.080 what do you do in a situation like that like did you cover your face did you cover my face and my 0.99

01:02:49.460 face i want to cover my face and as soon as i wanted to throw a punch on somebody i wanted 0.99

01:02:53.060 you know fuck it it's a fight let's go yeah second did you get uh did you get knocked out 0.99

01:02:58.040 unconscious no i mean the security tackled me when the elevator opened i went to open my eyes 0.99

01:03:02.780 i tried to get up and everything was just like because i got i've gotten jumped before bad by

01:03:07.020 like by like seven or eight dudes in a parking lot outside a bar and uh they were they were bad

01:03:13.220 bro like timberland boots like i was getting kicked in the head bro and uh it was dark so i

01:03:18.520 couldn't press charges but i wanted to because if it's a while was it planned you did something in

01:03:23.120 the party so i was walking out of this bar and um this is like a notorious group of kids from

01:03:27.940 they were from my hometown i was walking out and they were they were hitting on this girl

01:03:31.160 yeah but like she was next to me and they were being bad like i'll do this do that and i was 0.90

01:03:36.260 like yo like i stepped up to all of them and i was like yo like not fucking cool bro get the 0.91

01:03:41.460 fuck out of here they were like younger and shit and they literally there wasn't even a split second 0.99

01:03:45.860 of them like what the fuck are you gonna do it was as soon as i said like stop yeah boom boom 1.00

01:03:50.800 like all of them kicking like i was on the ground just getting kicked in the head that's in the 0.99

01:03:54.560 mouth a situation like that spider-man would be very clutch or even lp that's true i could man i

01:04:00.860 could take on probably three average dudes at once yeah i thought you're gonna say silverback

01:04:05.920 gorillas uh three silverback gorillas at once are you filming this this is not for this audio

01:04:10.560 this is audio oh this is we're doing the audio oh i'm like where's my questions i'm like chilling

01:04:15.420 not talking no that's it that's what we're doing oh okay cool you just been doing it the whole time 0.98

01:04:19.320 you got your ass beat oh yeah yeah getting jumped would be scary especially in an elevator 1.00

01:04:26.160 and the closed elevator john wick shit but if you want to want somebody and get fucked up you 1.00

01:04:30.240 in pressing charges no not at all yeah jumping people is it's whack such a pussy mousy as fuck 1.00

01:04:37.400 bro like don't fight at all to be honest but jumped in middle school when i first moved to 1.00

01:04:42.220 america was the only white kid in class everybody was from haiti all black my pala creole shout out 0.97

01:04:46.660 to all my zozos uh yeah but yeah it was pretty crazy i was just fucking always getting jumped 0.97

01:04:53.080 every day but i thought in america it's okay to fight in school and you get suspended for 10 days 0.76

01:04:56.600 I'm like, oh, my God, vacation for 10 days.

01:04:58.420 And then I get home and I've stepped that beats the fuck out of me.

01:05:01.140 When did you move to America?

01:05:02.940 2004.

01:05:03.660 So you were how old?

01:05:04.580 12. 1.00

01:05:06.260 That's why you still have your accent.

01:05:07.820 I do.

01:05:08.400 You're the only person that told me, though, I do.

01:05:09.860 Maybe because I'm not trying.

01:05:10.840 Of course you do.

01:05:11.720 Yeah, you're still talking, right?

01:05:13.020 Yeah.

01:05:13.100 I have an accent, bro.

01:05:14.120 Yeah.

01:05:14.340 A lot of people tell me I don't.

01:05:15.780 Maybe because I'm nervous.

01:05:17.380 Nah, you always say it.

01:05:18.920 It's funny you say you get nervous, bro.

01:05:20.380 I think the average person would think that you don't get nervous.

01:05:23.920 Yeah.

01:05:24.440 You ever get nervous before sex?

01:05:25.700 no i used to you did that one time that and just no absolutely in high school like always

01:05:31.160 and yeah like uh no no and that's what i was asking you about before before you streak and 0.99

01:05:35.940 shit like that's what i was getting at like you you fucking nerves hit you because i it happens 1.00

01:05:40.940 to be all the time i have social anxiety like your penis drinks that's what you're trying to go 1.00

01:05:45.280 depending on the situation not when you take molly yes not not before sex because it's just 0.99

01:05:51.200 like it's you and one or maybe two or three girls and it's not as many people watching but like 0.88

01:05:55.540 but like you know like serious like speaking engagements even the first fucking couple shows 0.99

01:06:00.480 why does your penis need to be big for that yeah that's a good i was asking for the streaking 1.00

01:06:05.760 like i would want you you would want your dick to look good on yeah but okay i'm gonna 1.00

01:06:10.280 shorts i'm gonna be on your side for a second how great would it be if you were in a speaking 0.99

01:06:17.380 engagement and you're you just got big dick energy yeah that's great but not but to an extent like 0.99

01:06:23.100 You don't want it to be a full boner. 0.99

01:06:25.400 But also, why not?

01:06:26.820 Remember the other day when we were riding to the mall

01:06:29.360 and I was FaceTiming with Dorito Face?

01:06:31.580 Yo, yo, yo, this dude, this dude, we're waiting to go in.

01:06:34.420 He hangs up the phone call.

01:06:35.420 And all I hear is, Logan, we got a serious problem right now.

01:06:38.120 And I look over.

01:06:39.180 He's rock.

01:06:40.220 Like, full on boner, bro.

01:06:41.980 And he goes, I don't know what to do about this.

01:06:43.500 He goes, you got to talk to him. 0.99

01:06:45.160 I mean, I knew how to fucking talk. 0.99

01:06:47.020 It's the classic belt tuck. 0.99

01:06:48.600 Yeah.

01:06:49.240 Go to midnight.

01:06:49.800 That was the worst when, like, you had the teacher, like, randomly call people.

01:06:53.800 Did that ever happen to you guys?

01:06:54.600 Of course.

01:06:55.020 Dude, of course.

01:06:55.740 And you had to do, like, the as you're standing up.

01:06:58.480 Quick talk.

01:06:59.320 The quick talk?

01:07:00.200 Yeah.

01:07:00.760 I know some of my boys didn't get away with it.

01:07:03.380 Really?

01:07:03.920 Yeah.

01:07:04.160 Really?

01:07:04.460 I was smooth with it. 1.00

01:07:06.400 NRBs, no reason boners. 1.00

01:07:09.000 Yeah.

01:07:09.760 Those start to slow down as you get older.

01:07:12.300 Wow.

01:07:12.760 This is truly.

01:07:13.940 George Washington said something similar, didn't he?

01:07:16.520 That was actually right before his first acceptance speech.

01:07:19.680 yeah his first yeah he was talking about a story very similar yeah do you have a favorite prank

01:07:25.200 that i did in the past probably favorite prank probably do you even lift because it took me

01:07:30.840 like five days to shoot it because everybody would ask would laugh when i tell them they 0.98

01:07:33.780 have small muscles so i really had to find those fucking guys those guys i would just get pissed 0.99

01:07:38.100 yeah that and probably beating the mannequin in front of cops with the speaker of crying woman 0.99

01:07:42.920 so they thought of beating a woman and they run up with guns and it's just a man dropped the

01:07:46.540 That one's crazy.

01:07:48.020 Yeah.

01:07:48.460 Do you even lift as like a staple of gyms nowadays?

01:07:53.160 Yeah, it's crazy.

01:07:54.080 You like paved the way for a lot of YouTubers, dude.

01:07:56.720 Bro, don't even talk about it.

01:07:58.900 I mean. 1.00

01:07:59.120 You go on YouTube, now it's all Gold Digger pranks. 0.99

01:08:01.600 It's like fucking Phil. 0.98

01:08:02.800 You were the first? 0.99

01:08:03.780 Yeah, I got 50 million views.

01:08:05.600 I was claiming I can, yeah.

01:08:06.860 And then now it's like Private Jet Gold Digger, Bugatti Gold Digger.

01:08:09.760 Yo, but they're all fake.

01:08:11.020 Yeah.

01:08:11.240 Not only are they fake, they're the most cringe thing I've seen in my life.

01:08:15.220 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:08:16.020 it's disgusting like makes me hurt but it still goes viral and the likes and dislike ratio is 1.00

01:08:22.940 really good i'm like because of because that's representative of the fucking of how stupid 1.00

01:08:28.300 people are and what people have come to expect tv whatever that guy met him a few times cool dude 0.99

01:08:34.380 but like his prank channel is gold digger part 50 it's still 7 million views i'm like should i 0.96

01:08:39.860 just fucking live up gold digger pranks i just fucking milk the fuck out of them like they're 0.94

01:08:44.240 all fake yeah yeah some what were your yours were yours were real right yeah yeah yeah few 0.99

01:08:51.800 i don't understand why you have to fake that like just do just fucking are they scared like 0.91

01:08:57.680 or or they don't get the they don't think they're gonna get the reaction they feel like it's harder 0.87

01:09:01.360 than you think with pranks is what i like what you said it's like you don't not do them not do

01:09:05.520 them because you're scared you just you're thirsty for a dope reaction that you're not getting i

01:09:09.940 want to pepper in in the video to make the video even better not because i'm scared it's like i'm

01:09:13.780 trying to do it i'm not getting out of people but the other youtubers they just fake the whole way

01:09:17.860 like fussy like i said literally from first video to the last one he faked this whole thing but hey

01:09:22.720 give him props for that he made his money or whatever or views popularity we had a guest on 0.98

01:09:28.440 before you a couple episodes ago that also doesn't fake shit and that's the nelk boys 0.95

01:09:33.540 oh yeah and you just and they're they're fire right now they're dope yeah and you just did that uh 0.97

01:09:38.140 that buffet yeah but see like old vitality would wait until only angry people would get angry and 0.99

01:09:45.160 now i just like oh fuck it throw it up there were people smiling shit that's not my content i would 0.99

01:09:49.460 literally sit at buffets and wait until people like get the fuck why are you touching my food 0.99

01:09:53.360 that was my prank channel it's like crazy reactions and then i just kind of like whatever 0.99

01:09:57.180 family friendly have you seen that dude the black dude who sits down at people's tables 0.57

01:10:04.260 and 0.63

01:10:06.480 like asks for their food

01:10:08.540 and like tells them they like need to brush their teeth

01:10:10.240 and smell bad and stuff

01:10:11.920 no on YouTube or like viral Instagram

01:10:14.600 Twitter

01:10:14.940 this dude's

01:10:17.680 on another level 1.00

01:10:19.540 I do not fuck with this guy 0.99

01:10:21.420 we've had fiery 1.00

01:10:24.040 fucking conversations about this 0.99

01:10:25.640 is he big? 1.00

01:10:28.220 what's his name?

01:10:29.300 he's kind of big

01:10:30.980 a lot of people

01:10:32.900 he pisses off, but

01:10:34.900 a lot of people enjoy his stuff. I don't know

01:10:37.040 what his name is. I forget it. I wouldn't even want to say it.

01:10:39.060 It doesn't matter. And by the way, he says, he

01:10:41.000 just goes to, like, your shit was like, the 1.00

01:10:43.040 prank drove the reaction. 1.00

01:10:45.180 He says really, really, 1.00

01:10:47.060 really, really mean shit to people. 1.00

01:10:48.880 Like, yo, your teeth are jacked up. 1.00

01:10:51.440 And like,

01:10:52.580 he does it in front of their kids. 1.00

01:10:54.880 Like, he'll go to a table and tell their mom she's a whore. 1.00

01:10:57.160 Like, bad, bro. 1.00

01:10:58.720 It's not just attention whore.

01:11:01.060 yeah there's a certain line i feel like that some pranks just yeah but i think the audience i think 0.99

01:11:06.980 the audience like in america right now like they like people fuck with like picking on people 0.98

01:11:13.360 like i love it it suck it's horrible yo the same people who are the anti-bully people are the same 0.99

01:11:23.460 ones denouncing everyone they don't like on twitter which is the most ironic thing to me 0.59

01:11:30.080 other yeah and i feel like anti-bullying oof i mean i'll say it but i feel like anti-bullying can

01:11:36.220 be a very very easy just convenient thing to back that so many people online do i agree you gotta

01:11:43.420 you gotta be pretty aware of yourself to to not be bullying other people oh oh yeah true like

01:11:48.640 super yeah that's the thing with bullying you don't most people who do it don't think they're

01:11:53.040 they're just like oh i'm just like saying my opinion about this person unaware that like it

01:11:56.580 could really hurt their feelings or like who knows what the consequences could be but yeah it's it's

01:12:02.380 uh it's an ignorance to it question question to you um when it comes to like internet bullying

01:12:08.720 and like do you is there a line that you have drawn that you're like hey i shouldn't go past

01:12:13.900 this like do you care about other people sometimes if they're if you take it too far no because i

01:12:20.180 don't really bully people if i tell them yeah i don't know it's a good question do i really

01:12:24.380 bully people like these do you even lift video like is that bullying no no you know what you

01:12:29.340 know what saves it your own camera bro yeah it's like situational it's like situational just 1.00

01:12:35.600 yeah i would never just go up to be like yo you're fucking ugly oh you're a piece of shit i would 1.00

01:12:40.000 just do funny like you kind of poke at people's ego exactly verse verse like you know you got 1.00

01:12:45.660 nice muscles i know i'm telling him they're small you shouldn't get mad you should laugh

01:12:49.080 that means you're insecure or something that's what i get out of people what about the dudes

01:12:53.140 that are so jacked out 1.00

01:12:54.360 of their fucking minds 1.00

01:12:54.980 but when you say it 1.00

01:12:55.700 they have like that image

01:12:56.640 themselves that they are

01:12:57.560 actually kind of small.

01:12:59.160 I'm going to do part three

01:13:00.340 I think.

01:13:00.720 I'm going to return it

01:13:01.480 and do like just only

01:13:02.760 bodybuilders version

01:13:03.760 in Gold's gym

01:13:04.480 and then it's just like.

01:13:05.740 You absolutely should.

01:13:06.840 That's going to be cool.

01:13:07.480 I should get yoked

01:13:08.220 and put it like a string

01:13:09.540 tank top on

01:13:10.300 and be like yo bro

01:13:11.260 because then they will

01:13:12.340 really get intimidated.

01:13:13.380 Don't people know you now

01:13:14.300 especially those people

01:13:15.300 in the gym.

01:13:15.740 So many.

01:13:16.360 Yeah it's hard.

01:13:17.080 It's really hard.

01:13:17.520 Do you have disguises

01:13:18.560 planned at all

01:13:19.620 or have you done any?

01:13:20.720 Russian Hitman.

01:13:21.740 Russian Hitman.

01:13:22.280 You have done some. 1.00

01:13:22.880 Yeah, and when I fucking tried to streak the Super Bowl with you, 0.99

01:13:25.520 that was when this guy's with a wig and the fucking guy. 1.00

01:13:28.120 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:13:29.340 Dude, you looked at me like I was like,

01:13:30.960 I was like, I don't think Logan wants to be my friend anymore.

01:13:33.580 Oh, my God.

01:13:34.420 I remember this.

01:13:35.540 I went to the Super Bowl with rice gum.

01:13:37.460 And Vitaly's like, yo, I'm going to go too.

01:13:39.500 This is what I look like.

01:13:40.780 And I'm going to streak at this quarter.

01:13:43.160 And I see the picture.

01:13:44.100 He's like, he's like in a wig, glasses on.

01:13:46.200 And we walk by each other. 0.99

01:13:47.400 And I'm like, what the fuck are you about to do, man? 0.99

01:13:51.240 You didn't end up doing it. 0.99

01:13:52.300 No, I got into a locker all the way to player's locker room.

01:13:54.840 I don't know how. 1.00

01:13:55.400 And some guy yells, he has a fucking wig on. 1.00

01:13:58.440 Stop, dude, because the wig was so cheap. 1.00

01:14:00.300 Wait, wait, wait.

01:14:00.700 So why didn't you just, like, hop over the...

01:14:03.320 It was too late. 1.00

01:14:04.500 I'm an idiot. 1.00

01:14:05.100 He grabbed me by my shoulder. 1.00

01:14:06.620 The field was right there.

01:14:07.660 He grabbed me, and I was like, oh, that didn't let me go.

01:14:09.600 And it was too late.

01:14:10.240 They all surrounded me. 0.99

01:14:11.000 I should have just fucking pushed him and got onto that field. 0.99

01:14:13.660 Yo, but all right. 0.99

01:14:14.900 What about having a wig on gave you away?

01:14:18.220 So people wear wigs.

01:14:20.060 Nah, it was a bad one.

01:14:21.120 It was just a bad situation

01:14:23.640 It was the tunnel

01:14:24.320 I'm saying that guy has a wig on

01:14:27.920 You go like so what

01:14:29.060 No but he was right there

01:14:30.500 He just grabbed me

01:14:31.180 Did he grab the wig? 0.96

01:14:35.260 That's hilarious

01:14:36.140 I took an L

01:14:37.440 Big L 1.00

01:14:37.860 But I'm done with that shit 1.00

01:14:39.660 So you're not streaking again 1.00

01:14:41.760 Superbowl's coming up

01:14:43.580 Not worth it at all 1.00

01:14:46.300 It's fucking disgusting 1.00

01:14:48.180 They all wait for me there 0.99

01:14:50.180 And it's just, just, honestly, it's not worth my time.

01:14:52.920 I spent $60,000 in tickets.

01:14:55.580 It's horrible.

01:14:56.300 Definitely not.

01:14:56.700 I think I have a job in Philippines.

01:14:58.560 So for that weekend.

01:14:59.680 So I have to go.

01:15:00.600 Got you.

01:15:01.120 Got you.

01:15:01.460 So you're definitely not going to do it.

01:15:02.720 That's, hey, I respect that, man. 1.00

01:15:04.000 Fuck no, bro. 1.00

01:15:04.480 It's not worth three times in jail for not even doing it. 1.00

01:15:06.920 Dude, like they caught me.

01:15:07.880 They won. 1.00

01:15:08.320 Fuck Super Bowl. 1.00

01:15:09.020 I'm good. 1.00

01:15:09.440 They won.

01:15:10.000 Yeah, they won.

01:15:10.700 I'll give them that.

01:15:11.580 All right.

01:15:12.520 I'm calling it.

01:15:13.600 That was a great podcast, dude.

01:15:14.640 Thanks, man.

01:15:15.260 Thanks for having me, guys.

01:15:16.100 Love you.

01:15:16.660 Appreciate your time.

01:15:17.460 Hit that subscribe button

01:15:18.920 Impulsive out

01:15:19.900 Peace

01:15:20.600 Alright

01:15:21.540 Stay right there

01:15:22.280 I'm gonna start this audio only

01:15:23.940 With a pee break

01:15:25.080 Oh nice

01:15:26.040 When is this episode going?

01:15:28.920 Tomorrow

01:15:29.320 Fast

01:15:30.640 Yeah it's quick

01:15:31.080 What time?

01:15:31.800 You have a certain time?

01:15:32.680 How you should do like one

01:15:33.840 One or two

01:15:34.520 One or two p.m.

01:15:35.300 It's gotta go through some layers

01:15:36.380 Oh yeah

01:15:38.260 How was it good?

01:15:39.060 We got to talk 1.00

01:15:39.500 We got deep in some shit 1.00

01:15:40.600 Yeah 0.99

01:15:40.820 I like

01:15:42.060 I really like how 0.99

01:15:43.580 Much you don't give a fuck 0.99

01:15:45.140 I really 0.99

01:15:45.600 I really admire that

01:15:46.920 it's gotta be nice you're not trying to hurt anybody do you want you want to hurt foosie

01:15:51.880 not like that but like that yeah like in the ring legally or even not in the ring like if

01:15:57.120 you pissed me off or if you said something to my face i would but not in america have you ever

01:16:00.580 gotten in a fight i got in the fight in dubai recently i had a black eye and look at this now

01:16:06.040 in vegas three days ago but i'm not a fighter i still think we're talking i'm talking to the

01:16:10.220 camera i'm not a fighter i got jumped in the elevator by seven dude in the closed elevator 0.94

01:16:13.500 but seven fucking dudes this dry guy comes in the elevator and pushes some uh punches a guy 0.97

01:16:18.600 and after the fight i found out it's his friend so they were like not playing around you know 0.99

01:16:22.460 when you get drunk with a friend yeah yeah so i goes like what are you doing you need to calm 0.98

01:16:26.220 the fuck down and the guy that i'm trying to defend is his friend so they all fucking jumped 0.99

01:16:30.780 me in a closed elevator from hakasan while it's going down and yeah i get out my fucking face is 0.99

01:16:35.800 bleeding they split all this and it's like do you want to press charges like i'm not usually like 0.98

01:16:39.220 that but you know what fuck them all of us whoa yeah they're all what do you do in a situation 0.96

01:16:45.580 like that like did you cover your face did you cover my face and my face i want to cover my face 1.00

01:16:50.060 and as soon as i wanted to throw a punch on somebody i wanted you know fuck it it's a fight 1.00

01:16:53.420 let's go yeah it's sick did you get uh did you get knocked out unconscious no i mean the security 1.00

01:16:59.360 tackle me when the elevator opened i went to open my eyes i tried to get up and everything was just

01:17:03.560 because i got i've gotten jumped before bad by like by like seven or eight dudes in a parking

01:17:08.400 outside a bar and uh they were they were bad bro like timberland boots like i was getting kicked

01:17:14.500 in the head bro and uh it was dark so i couldn't press charges but i wanted to because if it's a

01:17:20.940 why was it planned you did something in the party so i was walking out of this bar and um this is

01:17:25.440 like a notorious group of kids from they were from my hometown i was walking out and they were they

01:17:29.560 were hitting on this girl yeah but like she was next to me and they were being bad like i'll do

01:17:34.660 this do that and i was like yo like i stepped up to all of them and i was like yo like not 0.99

01:17:39.500 fucking cool bro get the fuck out of here they were like younger and shit and they literally 0.98

01:17:43.680 there wasn't even a split second of them like what the fuck are you gonna do it was as soon 1.00

01:17:47.960 as i said like stop yeah boom boom like all of them kicking like i was on the ground just getting 0.98

01:17:52.700 kicked in the head that's in the mouth a situation like that spider-man would be very clutch or even

01:17:57.920 lp that's true i could man i could take on probably three average dudes at once yeah i thought you're 0.84

01:18:04.440 to say silverback gorillas uh three silverback gorillas at once are you filming this this is

01:18:09.020 not for this audio this is audio oh this is we're doing the audio it's happening right now oh i'm

01:18:13.220 like where's my questions i'm like chilling not talking no that's it that's what we're doing oh 0.99

01:18:16.500 okay cool you just been doing it the whole time you got your ass beat oh yeah yeah getting jumped 0.99

01:18:23.620 would be scary especially in an elevator and the closed elevator john wick shit but if you 1.00

01:18:27.900 one-on-one somebody and get fucked up you ain't pressing charges no not at all yeah 0.99

01:18:31.960 Man, jumping people is... 0.99

01:18:33.680 It's whack. 1.00

01:18:34.340 Such a pussy move. 1.00

01:18:35.360 Pussy as fuck, bro. 1.00

01:18:38.100 Like, don't fight at all, to be honest. 1.00

01:18:39.900 I used to always get jumped in middle school.

01:18:40.860 When I first moved to America, I was the only white kid in class. 1.00

01:18:43.260 Everybody was from Haiti. 0.99

01:18:44.260 All black, my pala creole. 1.00

01:18:45.560 Shout out to all my zozos. 1.00

01:18:49.720 Yeah, but yeah, it was pretty crazy. 0.97

01:18:51.220 I was just fucking always getting jumped every day. 0.81

01:18:52.820 But I thought in America, it's okay to fight in school and you get suspended for 10 days. 0.99

01:18:55.840 I'm like, oh my God, vacation for 10 days.

01:18:57.640 And then I get home and I've stepped that beats the fuck out of me.

01:19:00.400 Did you...

01:19:00.920 When did you move to America?

01:19:01.960 2004.

01:19:02.880 So you were how old?

01:19:03.820 12. 1.00

01:19:05.460 That's why you still have your accent.

01:19:07.000 I do.

01:19:07.620 You're the only person that told me,

01:19:08.740 though, I do.

01:19:09.100 Maybe because I'm not trying.

01:19:10.060 Of course you do.

01:19:10.960 Yeah, you still have an accent.

01:19:13.340 Yeah.

01:19:13.540 A lot of people told me I don't.

01:19:15.000 Maybe because I'm nervous.

01:19:16.600 Nah, you always have it.

01:19:18.120 It's funny you say you get nervous, bro.

01:19:19.620 I think the average person would think

01:19:21.860 that you don't get nervous.

01:19:23.160 Yeah.

01:19:23.660 You ever get nervous before sex?

01:19:25.440 No.

01:19:26.140 I used to.

01:19:26.840 You did that one time.

01:19:28.000 No, absolutely.

01:19:29.400 In high school, like always.

01:19:30.360 and yeah like uh no no and that's what i was asking you about before before you streak and 0.99

01:19:35.180 shit like that's what i was getting at like you you fucking nerves hit you because i it happens 1.00

01:19:40.180 to be all the time i have social anxiety like so your penis shrinks that's what you're trying to 1.00

01:19:44.340 go with depending on the situation not when you take molly yes not not before sex because it's 0.99

01:19:50.280 just like it's you and one or maybe two or three girls and it's not as many people watching but 0.86

01:19:54.520 like but like you know like serious like speaking engagements even the first fucking couple shows 1.00

01:19:59.740 Why does your penis need to be big for that? 1.00

01:20:02.460 Yeah, that's a good one. 1.00

01:20:03.640 I was asking for the streaking. 1.00

01:20:05.800 Like, I would want your, you would want your dick to look good on. 1.00

01:20:08.420 Yeah, but okay, I'm going to be on your side for a second. 1.00

01:20:13.140 How great would it be if you were in a speaking engagement and you just got big dick energy? 0.99

01:20:19.520 Yeah. 0.99

01:20:19.840 That's great.

01:20:20.600 But to an extent, like, you don't want it to be a full boner.

01:20:24.620 But also, why not?

01:20:25.840 Remember the other day when we were riding to the mall

01:20:28.580 and I was FaceTiming with Dorito Face?

01:20:30.820 Yo, yo, yo, this dude, this dude, we're waiting to go in.

01:20:33.640 He hangs up the phone call and he, all I hear is,

01:20:35.700 Logan, we got a serious problem right now.

01:20:37.360 And I look over, he's rock hard.

01:20:39.480 Like full on boner, bro.

01:20:41.220 And he goes, I don't know what to do about this.

01:20:42.940 He goes, you gotta, he goes, you gotta talk to, 0.99

01:20:44.380 I mean, I know how to fucking talk. 0.97

01:20:45.580 I don't just, it was just. 0.99

01:20:46.400 It's the classic belt tuck.

01:20:47.860 Yeah.

01:20:48.480 Go to midnight.

01:20:49.300 That was the worst one.

01:20:50.220 Like you, you had the teacher like randomly call people.

01:20:53.040 Did that ever happen to you guys?

01:20:54.100 Of course.

01:20:54.540 Dude, of course.

01:20:54.960 And you had to do, like, the as you're standing up.

01:20:57.640 Quick tuck.

01:20:58.540 The quick tuck?

01:20:59.420 Yeah.

01:21:00.000 I know some of my boys didn't get away with it.

01:21:02.600 Really?

01:21:03.120 Yeah.

01:21:03.380 Really?

01:21:03.680 I was smooth with it. 1.00

01:21:05.600 NRBs, no reason boners. 1.00

01:21:08.200 Yeah.

01:21:09.000 Those start to slow down as you get older.

01:21:11.560 Wow.

01:21:12.000 This is truly.

01:21:13.140 George Washington said something similar, didn't he?

01:21:15.720 That was actually right before his first acceptance speech.

01:21:18.980 Yeah, his first.

01:21:20.360 He was talking about a story very similar.

01:21:22.460 Yeah.

01:21:22.800 Do you have a favorite prank?

01:21:24.960 that i did in the past probably favorite prank probably do even lift because it took me like

01:21:30.180 five days to shoot it because everybody would ask would laugh when i tell them they have small 0.98

01:21:33.340 muscles so i really had to find those fucking guys those guys i just get pissed yeah that and 0.99

01:21:38.800 probably beating the mannequin in front of cops with the speaker of crying woman so they thought 0.99

01:21:42.860 of beating a woman and they run up with guns and it's just a man dropped them that was crazy

01:21:46.660 yeah well do you even lift is like a staple of gyms nowadays yeah you like you like paved the

01:21:54.000 way for a lot of youtubers dude bro don't even talk about it i mean you go on youtube now it's 0.90

01:21:59.320 all gold digger pranks it's like fucking phil you were the first yeah i got 50 million views 0.92

01:22:04.600 i was claiming i can yeah and then now it's like private jet gold digger bugatti gold yo but 0.99

01:22:09.240 they're all fake yeah not only are they fake they're the most cringe thing i've seen in my

01:22:14.220 life yeah yeah exactly it's disgusting like makes me hurt that it still goes viral and the likes and 0.99

01:22:21.380 this like ratio is really good i'm like because of because that's representative of the fucking 0.99

01:22:26.100 of how stupid people are and what people have come to expect tv whatever that guy i met him 0.97

01:22:32.780 a few times cool dude but like his prank channel is little gold digger part 50 it's still 7 million 1.00

01:22:38.060 views i'm like should i just fucking live of gold digger pranks i just fucking milk the fuck out of 0.93

01:22:42.700 them like they're all fake yeah yeah some what were your yours were yours were real right yeah 0.99

01:22:49.120 yeah yeah yeah few i don't understand why you have to fake that like just do just fucking do 0.79

01:22:55.560 are they scared like or or they don't get the they don't think they're gonna get the reaction 0.66

01:22:59.600 they feel like it's harder than you think with pranks is what i like what you said it's like

01:23:02.980 you don't not do them not do them because you're scared you just you're thirsty for a reaction

01:23:07.740 reaction that you're not getting i want to pepper in in the video to make the video even better

01:23:11.560 not because i'm scared it's like i'm trying to do it i'm not getting out of people but the other

01:23:15.120 youtubers they just fake it the whole way like fushi like i said literally from first video to

01:23:20.380 the last one he faked this whole thing but hey give him props to that he made his money or whatever 0.96

01:23:24.440 or views popularity we had a guest on before you a couple episodes ago that also doesn't fake shit 0.93

01:23:31.700 and that's the nelk boys oh yeah and you just and they're they're fire right now right yeah and you 0.90

01:23:36.500 just did that uh that buffet yeah but see like old vitality would wait until only angry people 0.99

01:23:43.480 would get angry and now i just like oh fuck it throw it up there were people smiling shit that's 0.99

01:23:47.500 not my content i would literally sit at buffets and wait until people like get the fuck why are 0.99

01:23:51.960 you touching my food that was my prank channel it's like crazy reactions and then i just kind 0.98

01:23:55.820 of like whatever family friendly have you seen that dude the black dude who sits down at people's

01:24:03.040 tables uh and like asks for their food and like tells them they like need to brush their teeth 1.00

01:24:09.480 He's bad, bro.

01:24:10.860 He's bad. 0.90

01:24:11.640 No.

01:24:12.260 On YouTube or viral Instagram? 1.00

01:24:13.820 Twitter and shit. 1.00

01:24:14.960 Oh, no. 1.00

01:24:15.700 This dude's on another level. 1.00

01:24:19.120 I do not fuck with this guy. 1.00

01:24:21.200 We've had fiery fucking conversations about this. 1.00

01:24:24.980 And he's basically- 0.99

01:24:25.900 Is he big?

01:24:26.640 No, no.

01:24:27.760 What's his name?

01:24:28.500 No, he's kind of big.

01:24:30.200 A lot of people, he pisses off, but a lot of people enjoy his stuff.

01:24:35.960 I don't know what his name is.

01:24:36.860 I forget it.

01:24:37.400 I wouldn't even want to say it.

01:24:38.300 It doesn't matter. 0.99

01:24:38.520 And by the way, he says he just goes to like your shit was like the prank drove the reaction. 1.00

01:24:44.140 He says really, really, really, really mean shit to people like, yo, your teeth are jacked up. 1.00

01:24:49.920 You're like and like he does it in front of their kids. 1.00

01:24:53.880 Like he'll go to a table and tell their mom she's a whole like bad, bro. 1.00

01:24:58.200 That's just attention whore. 0.99

01:25:00.420 Yeah, there's a certain line. 0.97

01:25:01.880 I feel like that some pranks just.

01:25:03.620 yeah but i think the audience i think the audience like in america right now like 1.00

01:25:08.880 they like people fuck with like picking on people like i love it it's suck it's horrible 0.99

01:25:15.840 yo the same people who are the anti-bully people are the same ones denouncing everyone they don't 0.99

01:25:25.480 like on twitter which is the most ironic thing to me oh yeah and i feel like anti-bullying oof i

01:25:32.780 I mean, I'll say it, but I feel like anti-bullying can be a very, very easy, just convenient thing to back that so many people online do.

01:25:42.120 You got to be pretty aware of yourself to not be bullying other people.

01:25:46.900 Oh, true.

01:25:47.800 Like super aware.

01:25:48.580 That's the thing with bullying.

01:25:50.440 You don't, most people who do it don't think they're just like, oh, I'm just like saying my opinion about this person.

01:25:55.000 Unaware that like it could really hurt their feelings or like who knows what the consequences could be.

01:25:59.940 but yeah it's it's uh it's an ignorance to it question question to you um when it comes to

01:26:07.000 like internet bullying and like do you is there a line that you have drawn that you're like hey

01:26:12.240 i shouldn't go past this like do you care about other people sometimes if you take it too far

01:26:18.680 no because i don't really bully people if i tell them yeah i don't know it's a good question do i

01:26:23.440 really bully people like these do you even lift video like is that bullying no no you know what

01:26:28.440 You know what saves it?

01:26:29.460 Your own camera, bro.

01:26:31.540 Yeah.

01:26:31.800 It's like situational.

01:26:33.380 It's like situational.

01:26:34.380 Definitely.

01:26:34.700 Just like fun.

01:26:35.600 Yeah, I would never just go up to be like, 1.00

01:26:37.060 yo, you're fucking ugly. 1.00

01:26:38.060 Oh, you're a piece of shit. 1.00

01:26:38.900 I would just do funny. 1.00

01:26:40.160 You kind of poke at people's ego.

01:26:42.280 Exactly.

01:26:43.000 Versus like.

01:26:44.420 You know you got nice muscles.

01:26:45.600 I know I'm telling them they're small.

01:26:46.820 You shouldn't get mad.

01:26:47.660 You should laugh.

01:26:49.040 That means you're insecure or something.

01:26:50.660 That's what I get out of people. 1.00

01:26:51.680 What about the dudes that are so jacked out of their fucking minds, 0.99

01:26:54.240 but when you say it, 1.00

01:26:54.960 they have like that image of themselves

01:26:56.220 that they are actually kind of small.

01:26:58.440 I'm going to do a part three, I think.

01:26:59.900 I'm going to return it and do it like just only bodybuilders version

01:27:02.980 in Gold's Gym in Venice.

01:27:04.740 You absolutely should.

01:27:06.080 That's going to be crazy.

01:27:06.680 I should get yoked and put it like a string tank top on

01:27:09.520 and be like, yo, bro.

01:27:10.840 Because then they will really get intimidated.

01:27:12.600 Don't people know you now?

01:27:13.600 Especially those people in the gym.

01:27:15.020 So many.

01:27:15.580 Yeah, it's hard.

01:27:16.320 It's really hard.

01:27:16.740 Do you have disguises planned at all?

01:27:18.920 Or have you done any?

01:27:19.960 Russian Hitman.

01:27:21.000 Russian Hitman.

01:27:21.480 You have done some. 1.00

01:27:22.160 Yeah, and when I fucking tried to streak the Super Bowl with you, 1.00

01:27:24.760 that was my disguise with a wig and the fucking guy. 1.00

01:27:27.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:27:28.440 Dude, you looked at me like I was like, I was like, I don't think Logan wants to be my friend anymore.

01:27:32.820 Oh, my God.

01:27:33.680 I remember this. 0.99

01:27:34.760 I went to the Super Bowl with Ricegum.

01:27:36.720 And Vitaly's like, yo, I'm going to go to.

01:27:38.720 This is what I look like.

01:27:40.000 And I'm going to streak at this quarter.

01:27:42.400 And I see the picture.

01:27:43.340 He's like, he's like in a wig, glasses on.

01:27:45.440 And we walk by each other. 0.99

01:27:46.640 And I'm like, what the fuck are you about to do, man? 0.99

01:27:50.520 You didn't end up doing it. 0.99

01:27:51.600 No, I got into a locker.

01:27:52.620 It's all the way to players' locker room.

01:27:54.060 I don't know how. 1.00

01:27:54.620 And some guy yells, he has a fucking wig on. 1.00

01:27:57.500 and stopped it because the wig was so cheap. 1.00

01:27:59.540 Wait, wait, wait.

01:27:59.940 So why didn't you just like hop over the...

01:28:02.560 It was too late. 1.00

01:28:03.720 I'm an idiot. 1.00

01:28:04.340 He grabbed me by my shortcut. 1.00

01:28:05.860 The field was right there.

01:28:06.880 He grabbed me and I was like,

01:28:07.820 oh, I thought they were going to let me go.

01:28:08.840 And it was too late.

01:28:09.460 They all surrounded me. 0.99

01:28:10.220 I should have just fucking pushed them 0.99

01:28:11.540 and got onto that field. 0.99

01:28:12.900 Yo, but all right.

01:28:14.140 What about having a wig on gave you away?

01:28:17.340 So people wear wigs.

01:28:19.300 Nah, it was a bad wig.

01:28:20.720 It was just a bad situation.

01:28:23.000 It was the tunnel.

01:28:23.800 I saw the tunnel.

01:28:24.560 Yeah, but okay.

01:28:25.600 Yeah, what?

01:28:25.980 I'm saying that guy has a wig on.

01:28:27.140 And you go, like, so what?

01:28:28.380 And I like wearing-

01:28:29.000 No, but he was right there.

01:28:29.780 He just grabbed me.

01:28:30.500 He like-

01:28:30.900 Did he grab the wig?

01:28:34.600 That's hilarious.

01:28:35.660 Yeah, no, I took an L, big L, three years. 1.00

01:28:37.680 But I'm done with that shit. 1.00

01:28:38.920 But you bounced back. 1.00

01:28:40.080 So you're not streaking again, like anything professional?

01:28:41.780 No, I mean, Super Bowl's coming up. 1.00

01:28:42.880 No, fuck no. 1.00

01:28:44.280 Not worth it at all. 1.00

01:28:45.780 But yeah, it's fucking disgusting, dude. 0.99

01:28:47.780 Like, they all weighed for me there. 0.99

01:28:49.480 And it's just, honestly, it's not worth my time.

01:28:52.060 I spent $60,000 in tickets.

01:28:54.780 It's horrible.

01:28:55.520 Definitely not.

01:28:55.960 I think I have a job in Philippines for that weekend, so I have to go.

01:28:59.780 Got you.

01:29:00.360 Got you.

01:29:00.700 So you're definitely not going to do it.

01:29:02.060 Hey, I respect that, man.

01:29:03.420 Bro, it's not worth three times in jail for not even doing it.

01:29:06.180 Dude, like, they caught me.

01:29:07.120 They won. 1.00

01:29:07.560 Fuck Super Bowl. 1.00

01:29:08.260 I'm good. 1.00

01:29:08.680 They won.

01:29:09.300 They won.

01:29:09.940 I'll give them that one.

01:29:10.820 All right.

01:29:11.760 All right, I'm calling it.

01:29:12.840 That was a great podcast, dude.

01:29:13.840 Thanks, man.

01:29:14.520 Thanks for having me, guys.

01:29:15.440 Love you.

01:29:15.900 Appreciate your time.

01:29:17.100 Hit that subscribe button.

01:29:18.500 Impulsive out.

01:29:19.460 Peace.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - February 01, 2019

VITALY IS YOUTUBE'S MOST NOTORIOUS VILLAIN - IMPAULSIVE EP. 31

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