Impaulsive with Logan Paul - IMPAULSIVE'S TOP 24 MOMENTS OF 2024

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00:00:59.960 lisa tell them about our new show we have a new podcast it's called don't lie to me

00:01:05.740 i'm lexi uanu we're two best friends 22 years apart but so close at heart and i'm lisa di julio

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00:01:22.560 Good taste is my business.

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00:01:44.940 What?

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00:02:03.780 Is this your mugshot?

00:02:05.860 No way.

00:02:06.660 I'm going to have you roast me.

00:02:07.740 And I won't take it personal.

00:02:08.660 Well, the obvious thing is just to say, like, Japan.

00:02:10.940 Oh, God, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:02:12.380 S*** happens every day.

00:02:14.200 Your f***ing driveway got taken?

00:02:16.500 I'm expecting a daughter in two months.

00:02:18.640 You're the first man she's ever going to be in love with.

00:02:20.420 Come on, bro.

00:02:21.340 You're the first man she's ever going to be in love with,

00:02:23.640 and so you are always going to be the safe place.

00:02:26.040 Who are you fighting next?

00:02:26.960 Everybody.

00:02:27.620 Me?

00:02:28.000 Yeah, I'll fight you.

00:02:29.160 I feel like you got your heart broken one time.

00:02:31.160 Can't compare yourself to me, and you 16, bro.

00:02:33.700 You have no other resource but your hand.

00:02:36.260 Highway to heaven, I'm just cruising by my loan.

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00:02:39.440 That's Trippie's buzz.

00:02:41.100 I got you a Kevin Owens action figure.

00:02:44.060 Are you out of your mind?

00:02:45.260 What do you think about the Fury Molly May breakup?

00:02:47.900 Who the f*** is Molly?

00:02:49.000 Who the f*** is Molly?

00:02:49.740 The gender reveal is not the big day.

00:02:51.700 First of all, I'm not calling it a gender reveal.

00:02:53.780 He told me I agreed to do it if we didn't call it that.

00:02:55.760 What are we calling it?

00:02:56.520 It's a s*** party.

00:03:06.740 Wow, 2024, man, coming to an end.

00:03:09.800 What can we really say?

00:03:11.300 Oh, shut up.

00:03:14.400 2024 is coming to an end.

00:03:16.200 And what is there to say?

00:03:17.320 Honestly, I don't know.

00:03:18.380 it's it's become just increasingly difficult to do this program it's like dude it's just

00:03:24.820 yeah but we have all these good moments no it's more so we have a great team we did have some

00:03:28.940 great moments this year um we we were on and we'll see how this pans out for us with the aliens and

00:03:35.080 all but we were on the leading side of the election i think we had the second most viewed uh election

00:03:39.760 episode we did try to have miss harris on miss harris unfortunately uh did not come on the show

00:03:45.100 and i believe that's the reason why she lost the election yeah it's it's entirely possible you

00:03:49.500 know this show uh means a lot to us guys and uh we've been doing it for six years now we crossed

00:03:54.240 the six year anniversary mark for impulsive my god i've damn near grown up on this show and we

00:03:59.840 appreciate you guys for watching and here is our what the hell that's oh that's all we had to say

00:04:05.080 yeah i think so yeah i think we're gonna get right into it some of the best moments of impulsive

00:04:08.920 2024 well what if we okay so the soul is the person that that can be shaped by human experience

00:04:18.120 so like if you have if you were to like run a simulation of like cliff a hundred simulations

00:04:24.400 of the life of cliff in some future distant world do you become a pastor in all 100 of those

00:04:29.820 simulations is every one of those simulations is cliff a good guy especially if the human experience

00:04:34.800 that each cliff experiences or goes to is different um and then does your soul become a

00:04:40.240 different thing and then also i i i asked myself like okay what is the soul because you're saying

00:04:47.940 it's shaped by human experience but like what about like a baby or or or like a child like

00:04:53.680 say a child passes away and they're like you know essentially a blank canvas what what happens

00:04:58.820 to that soul what if that that human hasn't accepted jesus because he's four well that's

00:05:03.500 why they baptize babies right well i'm convinced though that babies who die are going to be in

00:05:08.140 heaven yeah because of the way jesus treated children he said let the little children come

00:05:12.700 to me for to such belongs the kingdom of heaven so god is a compassionate god and obviously a

00:05:17.760 child has not baby has not sinned they've not rebelled against god so i think they're going

00:05:22.000 to be in heaven but i think you raise a great question when it comes to cliff if if there were

00:05:26.940 a hundred different scenarios over the next thousand years of you would you always become

00:05:31.160 a minister? I don't think so, because that smacks of determinism. It's in the stars. It's written

00:05:37.900 in the stars. You have to do this. You have to go down this path. No, no. When I fall down a set of

00:05:42.140 stairs, I don't pick myself up at the bottom and say, whew, glad that's over. No, I pick myself up

00:05:46.600 at the bottom and say, idiot, pick up your feet. Don't stumble down the stairs. It's really painful.

00:05:51.100 In other words, it's not been predetermined. That's this whole issue of free will. That's why

00:05:57.320 I hold you responsible and you hold me responsible for what I do, for what I say, because you know I

00:06:02.600 don't have to do it. It's not a script. Exactly. It's not a script. This whole idea that God writes

00:06:07.260 on a piece of paper, which you and I are going to do tomorrow, locks it in a bank vault, and then

00:06:10.480 you and I have to do what's written on the paper. That's determinism. That's fatalism. No, no, no,

00:06:15.040 no. No, we're human beings created in the image of God, which means God partially limits his power

00:06:20.180 by giving us a free will, and then we choose what we do. But God does hold us responsible,

00:06:25.600 That's why I love what you pointed out about the importance of responsibility.

00:06:29.080 But you know, Logan, you and Jesus are, I think, a little closer than you might realize

00:06:32.900 when you talk about justice.

00:06:34.420 Oh, man, that's going to get clipped up, man.

00:06:35.680 Okay?

00:06:36.520 Justice.

00:06:37.240 That's going everywhere.

00:06:38.700 The reason is, the reason is, why did Christ die on a cross?

00:06:43.400 He didn't die on a cross because God is lovey-dovey.

00:06:45.920 He died on a cross because God is just.

00:06:49.060 And because God is just, the penalty for evil is death and hell.

00:06:52.600 and christ went to the cross paid that penalty why because god's lovey-dovey no because god is

00:06:59.620 just the penalty for human evil must be paid oh that's not cool that's not cool oh that's very

00:07:05.880 cool i understand you're an expectant father little baby coming into the world little baby

00:07:10.520 your mom was bragging to me about it yeah baby sounds good yeah all right logan now let's talk

00:07:15.780 theoretically okay let's say somebody is that little baby god damn it clip

00:07:20.920 I didn't even get a chance to do anything to say.

00:07:23.400 I didn't even make one video.

00:07:25.440 Good response, Logan.

00:07:27.100 Horrific.

00:07:28.060 I wasn't expecting this.

00:07:30.140 All right.

00:07:31.120 Good response.

00:07:32.040 Yo, that's the hook.

00:07:32.940 Sorry, Grandma.

00:07:34.640 Yo, sorry, Ma.

00:07:35.720 Ex-Grandma.

00:07:36.360 She didn't make it.

00:07:37.500 Damn, dude.

00:07:38.640 Okay, I love your response.

00:07:40.400 Why?

00:07:41.240 Because you know very well that if the police or the judge lets that dude off scot-free,

00:07:47.080 your baby does not matter.

00:07:48.980 now what's fascinating is the way so many secular people will say well god's just love so there's

00:07:55.000 going to be no judgment really so god doesn't judge the guy who murders my child that's a

00:08:01.420 clear statement on god's part your child cliff does not matter to me therefore i will not judge

00:08:07.440 the guy who murdered your kid well let's get one thing straight god doesn't care about your kid

00:08:13.320 your kid does not matter to god and that's a lie jesus said no god does care about every single

00:08:19.760 one of us which is why when we hurt each other when we each other when we cut each other off

00:08:24.560 at the knees god will judge us for that because he loves us because we matter to him

00:08:30.900 we did launch lunchly today we actually just did it um if you guys saw on instagram live

00:08:38.200 probably probably best quality live stream i think you might have tried to see it on live

00:08:44.080 yes uh they don't know we launched it because the live stream was grainy and laggy and for some

00:08:49.980 reason if you go live with multiple instagram accounts in the same vicinity it just like

00:08:54.860 goes to hell yeah it was it was pretty interesting boss we blew it yeah we really did what do you

00:08:59.580 mean like i had we had like a week-long build-up we're saying it's gonna be the biggest announcement

00:09:03.560 ever shit comes out in 240p it was you should just post it on instagram we're like oh the two

00:09:09.860 largest creator brands are coming together all this we got a everything just building up to it

00:09:15.920 and then i also think people are confused about what the product is they're like wait so it's

00:09:19.920 just prime and feastables in a lunchables no no it's prime and feastables compete in a lunch

00:09:28.360 i mean that's what it is but um yeah we we decided to come together put the fastest growing

00:09:35.800 beverage in history the fastest growing snack candy in history feastables meets prime meets

00:09:42.520 an entree so we have three lunchy lunchly meals here just going deep in it fine dude we started

00:09:47.440 off it's her podcast turkey stackums fiesta nachos and we got a pizza and um i i'll be

00:09:53.960 honest with you boys i'm dissatisfied with the launch i'm dissatisfied well you know what i think

00:09:59.640 with the prime launch it went so well that this one had to go wrong like this one for them watching

00:10:06.280 you really should play a clip of the grainy live stream that's not like a 1940s tv that was us

00:10:12.260 attempting to go live on instagram horrible i saw a screenshot on twitter of it and i go i can't

00:10:17.980 believe we did this yeah like like we spent so long we spent eight months making sure everything

00:10:23.100 is perfect and the one thing the three internet kids don't didn't get right was the internet well

00:10:28.340 it's funny too is like um because I joined the live stream it was like the uh Logan and then

00:10:33.080 KSI joined on his Instagram and then I was going to join via surprise and the viewership's climbing

00:10:37.060 and climbing and climbing and then I'm like wow Logan's really lagging and all the comments are

00:10:41.540 like why is Logan lagging I just see like 10,000 people stop watching and then another 10,000

00:10:46.200 another 20,000 another 30,000 and all of a sudden like 100,000 viewers drop and I'm like oh wait

00:10:52.580 this isn't just my internet like this everyone's and then logan's like come on in jimmy and on the

00:10:58.340 live stream i just hear and i'm like i was that my cue fiance texted me and said your live stream

00:11:05.420 is sending me into labor congratulations on your child thank you it's incredible you somehow

00:11:13.760 surpassed me in age with one simple deed you're you're older than me now insane did you see the

00:11:18.640 clip of me talking about being a dad five years ago i called it did you see it oh yeah you said

00:11:23.900 in five years i'm gonna i'm gonna have a kid not just that i don't know if i'll be married but i'm

00:11:28.060 gonna have a kid that's exactly and at age 29 i said i want a quaint life beautiful woman beautiful

00:11:33.320 daughter i want a family and guess what you said in the clip it's not gonna happen you said i don't

00:11:38.780 see it you said i don't see it well i don't see any i have no vision like i can see physically

00:11:44.940 but i don't strategize like you have no idea if i told you what i did over the past week you

00:11:49.820 wouldn't believe it go ahead baby okay michael i am not sure if i'm my best self at the moment

00:11:57.720 because i'm pretty tired which is why i'm drinking this

00:12:01.440 just make an end dream prop prime energy um uh no but no but everyone everyone told me about

00:12:11.800 being tired and and i thought back to my like early vlog days you know daily vlogs early 20s

00:12:17.680 dude i'd sleep four to six hours a night every night for a year straight and i was fine

00:12:22.440 i can't really move like that at 29 man i need my sleep yeah i need my sleep and um yeah my my

00:12:30.820 my baby my beautiful baby girl esme is a night owl who we're still figuring out because she's

00:12:37.940 still figuring out everything like you you like logic doesn't apply to a baby right you can't be

00:12:44.720 like what do you mean it's 2 a.m like go to sleep you've been up for three hours and we tried

00:12:48.200 everything doesn't matter she's she wants to fuss she's gonna fuss well she doesn't i mean at what

00:12:53.500 age does any semblance of consciousness even begin i don't know like what is she what does

00:12:57.780 she know about the world right now like imagine you're like oh i think she has gas right like i'm

00:13:02.700 sure that's one of the things right okay just blow a two no she doesn't even know that she's a human

00:13:07.260 she just she just she doesn't even know that she exists no does that make sense like the only thing

00:13:12.320 she knows is i'm hungry i'm hungry that's all and and when she's in pain she she wails and and the

00:13:20.360 gas thing is interesting i can dude i mean i guess this is the podcast but i could do a full deep

00:13:25.460 dive on the birth parenthood the responsibility and hardship of the mother from the beginning of

00:13:31.100 the pregnancy like men people do not talk about how hard it is for women during pregnancy not

00:13:38.860 not even just during during after i'm sure some before i'm sure somebody i'm sure somebody talks

00:13:46.700 about that because they're clearly not talking about how hard it is for the man well you don't

00:13:51.760 have to do shit you just have to keep pissing people off with snacks i'm doing stuff now besides

00:13:56.220 the pissing off the snack pissing off because i've i've i've reckoned i see nina breaking her

00:14:03.100 back for for 10 months making sure this baby is the healthiest child that could possibly be like

00:14:09.620 bro i'm traveling the world i'm drinking i'm partying i'm not you know i'm i'm i'm living

00:14:14.940 my life my life hasn't been altered she has devoted every second of her life for 10 months

00:14:19.940 to this being and now that it's here it's not over welcome to the fourth trimester the hardest

00:14:25.320 trimester life yeah we're now her body is still owed to this baby and that she has to feed the

00:14:31.840 baby we obviously take care of it and and and everyone told me before i had this baby they're

00:14:38.580 like this is going to be the best thing that's ever happened to you you think you've had a life

00:14:44.780 but it really starts now it's the most liked like you know these superlatives that i was like

00:14:49.880 i like i hear your whole life's gonna change in an instant yeah yeah but like you know but i you

00:14:56.180 know i was the united states champion so like was you know i that's a fucking joke a shitty joke

00:15:04.160 but um but you you don't understand it until it happens and as someone who lives in the realm of

00:15:11.460 like possibility and i visualize i manifest i was trying to like really like let that feeling

00:15:18.540 sink in when people told me because everybody was saying the same thing for the first time

00:15:23.060 everyone's saying the same thing it's the greatest thing you'll ever do and I'm literally like

00:15:28.000 damn I've done I've done some like cool stuff but it's just so hard to imagine Mikey within

00:15:35.980 four minutes of this child being born and I looked her in the eyes and saw

00:15:40.960 who I'm not I gotta I gotta keep you together here but just saw how

00:15:45.680 how precious she was and how much she's relying on me and her mother who is sacrificing her life

00:15:53.220 to make sure that everything goes right with this baby. I felt a love, an endless, infinite love

00:16:00.440 instantaneously that I've never felt in my life. I love two women in my life, you know, Nina and my

00:16:07.280 mom. All of a sudden, there's a third little woman here who instantaneously has my entire soul.

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00:18:21.660 Lisa, we should tell them about our new show.

00:18:25.040 Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast.

00:18:27.720 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

00:18:29.140 I'm Lexi Iwano.

00:18:30.260 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

00:18:34.300 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,

00:18:39.360 occasionally different opinions. And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

00:18:43.820 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting. That is wild. I learned that about you today.

00:18:50.320 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, Good Taste is my business. And I've always got

00:18:56.580 something to say. If men were just honest about this, there would be so much more peace in the

00:19:01.280 world we're gonna talk about dating relationships beauty getting older and a little wiser we're

00:19:07.000 best friends but we don't always agree because you told us how accommodating you are obviously

00:19:12.100 i would do what i think i could do to to fight the fight but there's only so much fight i can fight

00:19:16.660 don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me

00:19:23.460 liar listen on the iHeartRadio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts i don't really

00:19:29.820 care.

00:19:59.820 really really comforts me and nina yeah because i recognize it like everyone else has done it like

00:20:06.380 it can't be that hard it fucking is it's extremely hard but you figure it out and what no one tells

00:20:11.760 you is although it is extremely hard and it is extremely rewarding you would do anything for

00:20:17.120 this little girl so it's all it's all worth it and and i'll lose as much sleep as i need to

00:20:22.480 to make sure that uh she's as healthy as she can be and she gets whatever she needs from us

00:20:28.440 how was okay there's a million questions i could ask first and foremost was this would you now put

00:20:36.220 september 26 yeah her birthday great yep as the greatest day of your life no

00:20:43.880 that's and by the way if you're serious that's also fine i'm serious what was the greatest day

00:20:48.900 of your life the day me and nina got engaged engaged yeah yeah got it sorry sorry yeah the

00:20:55.960 day me and nina got engaged why is that because greatest day that's a 24-hour period that 24-hour

00:21:03.040 period of me and nina getting engaged from money in the bank flying to lake home oh yeah adjusting

00:21:07.620 the trip uh um doing the proposal asking her dad all of it was was the greatest day ever

00:21:13.840 the moment that esme was born by far the greatest moment of my life yeah that that that moment of

00:21:21.640 birth and by the way that experience and seeing it go down is so fucking beautiful it was it was

00:21:30.620 I mean like there's no there's no words to describe the the miracle of life I saw it it's

00:21:37.960 I think it's probably the most magical things our species our magical thing our species is

00:21:43.640 capable of and so um turn my attention to Nina and our doctor was a pro Mike a pro got the baby out

00:21:50.320 plopped her down on Nina and like oh I'm gonna get emotional but like watching Nina's motherhood

00:21:57.500 activate like like in an instant dude was so fucking cool because it's the reason I chose her

00:22:03.940 as my fiance because I knew she was gonna be such a good mom and fuck

00:22:09.620 I didn't want to do that bro I'm not what an incredible moment yeah yeah yeah

00:22:19.160 i don't i didn't need to uh get emotional i'm just you know i'm a little tired

00:22:25.500 yeah that happens to me too when i get super tired it might it heightens my emotions but it's

00:22:30.420 also okay man why don't you stay over here and cry on camera that's fine they're gonna meme you

00:22:35.100 anyways everybody already hate that's the thing about you you can do anything you want because

00:22:37.900 no one likes you anyways you're right but you should try to maybe roast both of us all right

00:22:46.280 And you can literally go all out.

00:22:49.260 And we're not even going to re-roast a bit.

00:22:52.420 No, I'm not going to re-roast.

00:22:54.600 See if you can roast.

00:22:57.680 Who wants to do it?

00:22:58.860 Start with Logan.

00:22:59.860 Roast me first.

00:23:01.060 You have a controversial reputation.

00:23:04.940 For sure.

00:23:07.660 Your book is self-published.

00:23:10.500 But I like mine.

00:23:14.840 Yo, you have it in you.

00:23:16.280 you have it in you you could definitely do it bro

00:23:19.160 holy shit it's because he's just so matter of fact about it it makes me uncomfortable though

00:23:27.400 but i i feel that yes because you're not sorry i have to say this is there any chance we could

00:23:32.700 just do one more round sure okay so start with logan um okay uh where where do you want me to

00:23:41.660 go with it anywhere you want yeah do you like the last one like i do yes yes there's there's

00:23:49.000 nothing you can say that i have not heard or that will offend well the obvious thing is just to say

00:23:53.040 like japan what about it the suicide force yep what about it uh you you said you lost a lot of

00:24:00.780 boxing matches you're just saying you're just saying stuff that's happened no let him he's

00:24:07.760 building all right oh no i that's i don't know i'm just trying to say things that are negative

00:24:12.300 yeah that was good the first one was better i would say like because it was just more succinct

00:24:17.920 should i do a second roast on oh yes okay um where where should i go with it

00:24:24.880 pretty much anywhere you want he used to date a big porn star maybe there's something there

00:24:31.840 are you insecure about that

00:24:33.060 because i feel like you're supposed to go for like an insecurity or something or just like a

00:24:39.040 something because that's not inherently negative uh maybe like uh it's hard for me to like

00:24:44.800 tell you how to roast me yeah true true how should i roast it how about just go for something

00:24:49.980 apparent right now okay that you can see okay um weird hat you got roasted fam okay okay

00:24:57.200 You're cooked.

00:24:58.160 You're cooked.

00:24:58.900 You ain't never coming back from that one.

00:25:01.840 You're fried, buddy.

00:25:03.760 And then I'll say, like, backwards hats are out of style.

00:25:06.560 Is that true?

00:25:07.640 It's not even true.

00:25:08.640 I don't know, but I'm just trying to, like, get done.

00:25:09.940 It's good.

00:25:10.300 It's good.

00:25:10.760 It's good.

00:25:14.580 With all of the attention around the rollout,

00:25:17.260 I don't know if enough attention was given to the song itself.

00:25:19.880 So I do want to ask you about some of these lyrics.

00:25:22.020 I don't know nothing about no ice.

00:25:23.740 I'm just cold.

00:25:24.560 Have you thought about maybe putting on another layer of clothing?

00:25:27.200 fuck you bro they know me where it snows i skied in and they froze are you actually able to ski

00:25:40.280 uh i can i i snowplow but that counts that those count the skiing right no no it does

00:25:52.000 it does you mean you like shovel your driveway no as in like a pizza i pizza yeah yeah i pizza

00:26:01.040 down like reds uh highway reds i've done that before terrifying terrible idea in europe is it

00:26:08.400 i think the scale is the same what reds is that like kilometers no what no it isn't like how steep

00:26:15.140 is that's it's green and you know in the states you're like a black diamond if you're getting

00:26:19.700 real serious black diamond what there's a black there's red there's blue that sounds racist

00:26:25.760 uh highway to heaven i'm just cruising by my loan what about the sidemen

00:26:31.100 that's trippy's verse well he doesn't like the sidemen well i mean he does i i don't know

00:26:40.280 i don't know if he knows who they are my faith in god mine and the sun i'm about to sow

00:26:44.940 is that trippy's verse that's also trippy's what is he gonna show

00:26:48.620 ask ask him about the line well i don't know it's trippy the line the line bro that that

00:26:55.660 really made its viral okay debut um

00:26:58.860 oh oh from oh from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

00:27:07.900 where's my crown that's my bling there's always drama when i ring

00:27:11.780 what comments do you have about that statement well is that well it's about my life and then

00:27:20.780 you know it's always there's always drama you know when i when i call in i mean i'm i create

00:27:27.780 a load of drama you know with dan tdm and dude it's i have lunch lee i have this name bro

00:27:35.660 Yo, that's fucking DanTDM put out one tweet.

00:27:38.860 The dude said one thing.

00:27:42.580 The biggest series ever.

00:27:44.960 He said one stupid thing.

00:27:47.080 And we're still talking about him.

00:27:48.680 He's a legend.

00:27:49.300 He's a pro.

00:27:50.260 He's a legend for that.

00:27:51.300 I'm going to beat this horse.

00:27:53.760 Even though it's dead.

00:27:55.700 I don't give a fuck.

00:28:00.720 Yo, do you want to know what happened between us?

00:28:02.760 he uh we had a we had gotten a huge fight at office max you know office max there was one

00:28:10.760 real gray bag just please not talk about this no i'm talking about it i don't think this is

00:28:14.680 that interesting of a story it might not be but it's it was enough to make me not want to work

00:28:18.620 with you to be honest and also i want to let you know the lawsuit that you're currently have

00:28:23.200 pending against me in delaware yeah if you think that my guys from omaha aren't going to handle

00:28:27.620 that like fucking a cakewalk you're mistaken whatever i'm just telling you right now well

00:28:32.200 let the courts deal with this okay but enjoy your little bowl cut now because the next time you get

00:28:36.880 your hair cut it's gonna be by a fucking homeless all right stop stop it's home displaced use the

00:28:43.220 fucking right i'm not gonna use your terms it's not my turn because this is what you did with

00:28:46.960 the deal it was all about your terms and you still do it right now it's the same shit bro i i this is

00:28:51.900 a basic formality of respect you guys should probably figure this out after let's not do

00:28:56.080 this now let's not bring this up now no one wants to hear the office can i say something what

00:28:59.540 What do you have a speech

00:29:03.700 What do you want to say Mike

00:29:06.880 Yeah you can say something as a podcast

00:29:08.220 We've had some issues

00:29:11.240 You wrote a fucking love letter

00:29:13.900 We've had some issues

00:29:15.660 Yeah we have you look at you

00:29:17.280 You look like a fucking idiot right now

00:29:19.040 All these cameras and you're going to waste

00:29:21.800 The fucking air for this

00:29:23.020 We're going to deal with this in a fucking courtroom in Omaha

00:29:25.020 In four weeks let's not do it now

00:29:27.000 Why don't we skip the legal fees and you listen to what I have to say

00:29:29.300 Because I'd rather let Jeremiah Jeffery

00:29:31.660 Handle this shit

00:29:32.400 I hope your Rapunzel hair gets ripped off your head

00:29:35.020 Listen to me

00:29:35.880 I hope your plugs fall out

00:29:39.060 Do you have to deal with

00:29:41.840 Jeremiah Jeffery

00:29:42.640 Yes he's a fucking loser

00:29:44.260 He's an attorney at law

00:29:46.680 He'll be disbarred after this

00:29:48.220 He's the next Harvey Weinstein

00:29:50.740 Bro don't throw

00:29:52.380 Jeremiah Jeffery and the Weinstein

00:29:55.220 In the same thing

00:29:56.320 Do you want to listen to this

00:29:57.380 no i don't this could be our way out no this could be our way out before we even no one wants

00:30:02.080 to watch a podcast of two dudes fighting the whole time well it's it's logan's show it's not

00:30:06.780 fighting i'm trying to squash the beef it's not as how many can you not yell or i'm gonna walk

00:30:11.460 whoa i can't do this this is what happened this is can you imagine working with this guy

00:30:16.500 i can't even say with a straight face look at him bro he's some off there's some off that's

00:30:24.280 all i'm gonna say it's coming from a guy who looks like this i'm having flashbacks to the last time

00:30:28.960 we did this fucking interview yeah you did walk out i walked out i'm about to do it again you said

00:30:34.180 you said uh look at this guy what are you you're an actor now marlon brando over here what are you

00:30:40.600 gonna do the gender reveal is not the big day first of all i'm not calling it a gender reveal

00:30:45.480 he told me i agreed to do it if we didn't call it what are we calling it a reveal it's a sex party

00:30:50.120 that was the name we and i also said it works as we could call it a baby sex party

00:30:55.500 those were the two options gender reveal is it's not politically correct

00:31:00.160 but baby sex party is are you fucking stupid it sounded better on paper represented by rb

00:31:08.260 weinstein now it all makes sense by theory it made sense at the time when i was writing down

00:31:13.680 a list of names bro we talked about it yesterday we're not calling it baby sex party just sex

00:31:19.240 party that's it can i read you this no you cannot because we've moved on to the next thing let's

00:31:24.380 talk about the sex party can i see it no you want to read can you make it fast can we wrap it up

00:31:29.140 because there's a lot more important things now it's too much no i want to know come on let me

00:31:33.760 guess what oh you want to complain about me on camera while there's 16 cameras here and bro let's

00:31:38.360 not keep in mind you've got your little rinky dink camera somewhere in this audience here which is

00:31:42.020 gonna be at your disposal of the edit at least i know that the show me and logan are making

00:31:46.280 can we talk about this does he know yeah he knows the show me and logan are making for hbo

00:31:51.720 they get final edit on that shit so we're gonna make you look like a buffoon and you're a little

00:31:58.380 rinky dink vlog camera what do you can edit to whatever you what do you have a problem with the

00:32:02.300 small the startup company we're the small company filming now dude the guy's not even

00:32:06.560 taking a break i can only pay him to do three hours a week and he's only about to go over i

00:32:10.440 can't pay him overtime oliver i'm sorry i don't have this kind of money you do from

00:32:13.520 world tours there's a thing called the union now mike if you really cared about him you would have

00:32:18.400 him on union scale dude clearly this is a non-union shoot dude he's not gonna live at union square

00:32:24.440 is he wearing a fucking prime shirt he's on logan's payroll you're on logan's payroll too

00:32:32.300 so stop right there dude i read your net worth on google i'm a self-made millionaire okay you

00:32:39.020 rode h3's dick to get there you're the guy who shows up on his podcast bro you showed up on

00:32:44.740 since the guy who turned on his best friend i'm a neutral guy i come in i'm just i'm friends of

00:32:51.280 i'm a friend of the family oh family you say that the same way you call h3 family but look

00:32:56.400 how you treat him bro i've been a part of the h3 family from the beginning well then why do you

00:33:00.260 treat him like a piece of shit who you can't just change the subject change who treat who like what

00:33:06.060 You fucking owl

00:33:06.900 You sound crazy

00:33:08.700 Who

00:33:09.040 Can I read this

00:33:10.180 What you're a

00:33:10.640 Wolf of Wall Street

00:33:11.520 Movie buff now

00:33:12.480 Keep moving

00:33:13.480 What's the next topic

00:33:14.440 Can I read this to you

00:33:15.860 Yeah please

00:33:16.620 Get it over with

00:33:17.580 Will you shut the fuck up

00:33:19.500 This is the

00:33:21.840 Boringest podcast

00:33:22.740 Ever

00:33:23.500 These guys gotta read

00:33:24.540 A love letter

00:33:25.400 This is challenging

00:33:27.280 And this guy's

00:33:27.840 Killing it by the way

00:33:28.600 Bossy is the man

00:33:29.500 I just call him

00:33:30.340 Boss for short

00:33:31.020 I can see that

00:33:32.640 Alright go

00:33:33.220 Wrap it up

00:33:33.940 You have so much hair

00:33:35.040 On your face right now

00:33:36.040 i look like i give a fuck dude i've been wearing the same pair of underwear for five days

00:33:42.680 bro in brazil day tom you can wear underwear four ways you can wear you can turn it around

00:33:47.220 you can flip it inside out and turn it around again okay i'm beyond that now i'm at day five

00:33:52.120 okay so it's already i'm back to where it was and then once over do the fucking math you think i

00:33:58.000 give a shit about your little love letter all right i'll see you i've seen some dark shit bro

00:34:03.020 I'll see you in court.

00:34:03.880 I'll see you in court.

00:34:04.720 I'll see you in court.

00:34:05.540 It's fine.

00:34:09.320 I saw you just got married, and, you know, the next step.

00:34:12.800 Thank you.

00:34:13.660 Also, congrats.

00:34:14.900 Yeah.

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00:36:18.860 oh my god lexi we have a new podcast it's called don't lie to me i'm lexi iwanio we're two best

00:36:25.340 friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart. And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means

00:36:31.780 we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions. And at this point in my 50s,

00:36:36.300 I've lived it all. I'm not going to get anywhere fighting. That is wild. I learned that about you

00:36:43.180 today. Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, Good Taste is my business. And I've always

00:36:50.680 got something to say. If men were just honest about this, there would be so much more peace

00:36:55.380 in the world. We're going to talk about dating, relationships, beauty, getting older, and a little

00:37:00.400 wiser. We're best friends, but we don't always agree. Because you told us how accommodating you

00:37:05.600 are. Obviously, I would do what I think I could do to fight the fight, but there's only so much

00:37:10.100 fight I can fight. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me.

00:37:17.000 don't lie to me liar listen on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your

00:37:22.800 podcasts i don't really care but i mean kids on the horizon uh we i feel like we've played it

00:37:30.920 smart as far as like you know how everything goes we waited for her to finish uh school before we

00:37:38.760 got married um she was uh before we even got engaged i had to make sure that i was you know

00:37:45.360 signed sealed and delivered with the new contract before i was like because we didn't know if this

00:37:49.980 was going to work out and i wasn't signed it was kind of just like a you know based off of dates

00:37:54.680 here and there yeah um but we want to be smart about it so we want to be married for at least

00:37:59.480 a year see how it goes and then maybe there we'll start talking about kids we're i mean i feel like

00:38:03.200 we're still kind of young we're both 27 so how does she feel about what you do

00:38:07.040 woman's a saint man really shout out shout out to marie yeah she's uh she's honestly the best

00:38:14.260 we've been together since we were 14

00:38:15.720 yeah and we're

00:38:17.880 you know 27 now

00:38:19.620 I love those stories

00:38:20.580 she's been with me through thick and thin

00:38:23.080 and she's honestly

00:38:24.920 she's the best

00:38:26.680 I do what I do on TV

00:38:29.220 and last week

00:38:30.940 who was it when Rhea licked my face

00:38:33.320 the first text I got from her

00:38:35.840 was there's a tarantula in our garage

00:38:38.220 unrelated

00:38:39.980 nothing

00:38:41.720 so she gets it

00:38:43.220 she gets the split

00:38:44.220 She understands the difference from when I'm on TV, I'm Dirty Dom,

00:38:50.060 and I come home to her, and I'm her husband, Dominic.

00:38:52.520 Yeah, so I still don't understand, though,

00:38:54.260 because if I saw my partner doing the things that you're doing on TV,

00:38:59.380 and then I just wouldn't be able to separate it.

00:39:01.260 And Rhea said the same thing when she came home.

00:39:05.240 Or when she went home last night.

00:39:07.740 It's been a long day.

00:39:08.820 It's been a long day.

00:39:10.580 When she came on our show, she's like, yeah, my husband, Buddy,

00:39:14.220 he gets it he understands the world and she's like it takes a special type of person because

00:39:18.660 she's even admitted that she would get jealous yeah if she saw him do it but i think there's

00:39:22.220 a difference too because i'm pretty like he's in the business he's a wrestler okay fair she's

00:39:27.000 my wife's never been in the business never heard of it never does your wedding in it does your

00:39:31.640 wife fuck with ria what do you mean like does she like her do they get along yeah i think they

00:39:36.760 they've only met uh so ria came to the wedding and it was great we had a good time and then the

00:39:42.880 first time she met her was actually at wrestlemania last two years ago in la were you nervous for

00:39:49.060 that interaction no i was kind of curious like how like you know because it's like your side

00:39:56.580 chick meets your main chick well it's like you got your work wife meaning like your wife wife

00:40:00.160 you know and it's like you don't know like you're just you want to know what's going to happen

00:40:05.540 right so much could be affected so much is riding on it it's your money your home

00:40:10.820 Callie's the care of Callie

00:40:12.880 Dude

00:40:13.420 You bring Callie up

00:40:15.800 It just changes the whole dynamic of the situation

00:40:18.340 So it has to work out here

00:40:21.060 If you had to choose

00:40:22.380 In some weird world

00:40:24.280 You had to choose between the two

00:40:26.380 Right

00:40:26.960 Actually I'm going to change the question

00:40:31.620 Who would you choose

00:40:32.380 Between who

00:40:35.160 Between your wife and your work wife

00:40:37.820 My wife

00:40:38.740 Okay

00:40:39.140 I just wanted to hear you say it

00:40:43.820 I thought you were going to ask

00:40:44.840 It was going to be

00:40:46.480 But I changed it because I saw a saucy clip

00:40:50.140 And it just didn't

00:40:51.420 It didn't pon to queso

00:40:53.380 It didn't pon out

00:40:54.500 I mean if you want the clickbait

00:40:57.960 Yeah the work wife

00:40:59.480 Whoa AI

00:41:01.780 Spin it up baby

00:41:03.340 Damn Maria is pissed

00:41:05.480 Internet do your job

00:41:06.700 do your thing dude yeah just crazy man it's crazy to see because because ria's definitely i don't

00:41:13.040 know bro i don't know even the way i see live interacting with you sometimes yeah that's just

00:41:19.200 a whole nother situation that's just like a whole nother what is it can of worms yeah yes it is

00:41:25.720 right you are in a love triangle brother yeah it's it's good to be me it's what it's what

00:41:30.920 yo it's not even a love you're in a love square is it square yeah you got that wife as well

00:41:37.840 oh you're you're very right

00:41:40.120 if is that caffeinated prime hydration is not caffeinated okay would you like to try some

00:41:49.680 um is it does it have i might be okay for now just maybe maybe after sure yeah i see you're

00:41:56.440 drinking water yeah water is always the best hydration drink there is i drink a lot of water

00:42:01.660 energy drink so no this is uh no this is this is a hydration beverage it's uh i know it's super

00:42:07.000 popular uh but i just haven't tried it no worries no worries dax yeah it's okay i'll try i'll try

00:42:12.480 is there a flavor that you'd prefer ice pop or uh this tastes like those those popsicles back

00:42:17.360 this one okay strawberry bananas available do you like strawberry banana stuff in general

00:42:21.120 yeah okay you thought about that first because this is this i will say it's

00:42:27.940 well it's yummy oh this is great well that worked out yeah it's 10% coconut water decks

00:42:36.120 bc double a's electrolytes all that stuff it's it's look i drink a ton of water because water

00:42:40.380 is great but i also drink a lot of prime what's going on i was just curious i i i just felt like

00:42:48.880 i was doing a brand deal well you are you can invoice us after yeah well invoice him because

00:42:54.540 i don't get anything um can you all cut that part right i'm just kidding yeah sure it's been cut

00:42:59.500 the springboard thing it's like that's video game shit bro like i couldn't have in my day i couldn't

00:43:09.900 have never even imagined doing that like it was just like and i guess it is from the generations

00:43:16.000 playing video games and like we shut up i could do that right i was like holy shit but what you

00:43:22.960 know again those kind of moves increase the risk again like i said earlier exponentially i mean

00:43:29.900 i always feel like in any given match you're one two inches away from something really catastrophic

00:43:37.300 happening yes right and you experienced it last night you felt you know yeah so i think there's

00:43:44.320 an element to the storytelling that guys aren't comfortable with that yet where they are comfortable

00:43:52.080 with their athleticism and they know what they can do athletically but what happens my opinion

00:43:57.400 what happens is then the audience that's what they expect and you have to continually

00:44:05.440 put okay so you did a a back springboard moonsault onto the floor yeah okay i've seen that now

00:44:14.600 now what do you got yeah you don't want to say they get desensitized oh i know yeah to to you

00:44:20.540 know i mean when you and ricochet did the the the the mid-air collision the the clotheslines

00:44:27.240 oh shit something no one's ever seen yeah so what what ends up happening is a lot of times you might

00:44:33.780 get yourself put in a box where uh i don't you know no backflips tonight oh yeah you know but

00:44:41.160 if they're invested in the character and i think you've done a really really really good job

00:44:46.660 of of being who you are and in your platform and your social media and being that guy and

00:44:53.700 not trying to be well let me tell you something brother kind of of a guy you're genuine so i

00:44:59.760 think people i think people resonate whether they love it where they hate you i think i think you

00:45:05.660 could get to a point where you didn't necessarily have to do that yeah it's nice to have it in the

00:45:10.000 toolbox but don't rely on it i don't want to ever do that move again yeah i i wouldn't blame you

00:45:15.260 so as someone new who is who's uh now coming to understand this really intricate business

00:45:21.280 and uh wwe is the hardest thing i've ever done i'm kind of realizing that now because when i

00:45:28.760 first got in here i knew i knew i could shock people with these these moves that i could right

00:45:32.820 i could do and it's still very fun and there's that daredevil in me that's like how far can i

00:45:38.140 push push this and one day i'm sure i'll get the answer to that question oh it comes it comes of

00:45:43.360 yeah it comes eventually yeah and with the ricochet one like you know not a not a great

00:45:47.820 landing took a little bit from me like my soul and and and these things happen but like i worked

00:45:53.760 on that move for months right for months because i knew i was in in cleveland in my hometown brown

00:46:00.840 stadium and i wanted to send it i'll do it once in my life i'll never do it again because it is

00:46:05.160 extremely hard and dangerous and like you said there's there's basically zero margin for error

00:46:11.620 no margin for error on that your foot slips dude it's no i had i had our referee secretly you can

00:46:19.040 see this uh if you watch the film back secretly he'd put his armpit on the rope and dry it off

00:46:23.960 because if it was like rub it just because if there was oil on there and this has happened

00:46:27.520 before uh there's oil on there you slip up and you do the move but what i'm getting is

00:46:32.460 i'm envious of guys like roman who don't have to risk their entire like body and health and

00:46:42.920 wellness because people are so invested in the story yep in the story and it's it's such a such

00:46:49.120 a good note that's a veteran note but that's the hardest part it isn't how can you tell that story

00:46:54.500 to get people invested in in in who you are yeah and it takes time because and especially somebody

00:47:02.380 coming in you know what two three years three years yeah yeah yeah i mean at three years i

00:47:07.980 could barely lace my boots i mean there's just a there's such a process but it's trial and error

00:47:13.400 too yeah like you have to figure out yeah because what you want you want it to look natural you want

00:47:18.760 it to look real and you just have to i think a lot of times what happens are the guys and i tell

00:47:27.740 them this all the time it's like you don't look like a wrestler to me you look like somebody

00:47:32.480 trying to emulate a wrestler you're trying to be something that you've seen on tv i don't get

00:47:37.840 that with you i get i get logan paul that's what i get and and and that's and that's awesome

00:47:44.960 don't don't try to change is my point of that

00:47:47.620 i'll be at the house trying to chill right now getting sober off the alcohol and pills right

00:47:54.800 now on the mic i've been sharpening my skills right now just in case i gotta pick it up and

00:47:58.500 kill right now i'm rapping like before i had a deal right now i'm hungry like i never had a meal

00:48:03.120 right now got the blues getting green like it's teal right now can't get out the game like i'm

00:48:06.880 Jordan Peele right now and I'm chilling

00:48:09.000 with LP. My shirt's Fred Perry

00:48:10.940 and my underwear LV. My mind's

00:48:13.060 all Gucci and my body is healthy. On this

00:48:15.000 mission to the money, Big Mike, let's get wealthy.

00:48:17.820 And I'm in Cleveland right

00:48:19.060 next to where hell be. With the telescope

00:48:21.160 they couldn't see me. I'm stealthy.

00:48:23.460 Mainstream sellout but can't nobody sell

00:48:25.160 me. I made it out myself.

00:48:27.280 Couldn't nobody help me.

00:48:31.600 Who are you fighting next?

00:48:33.240 Everybody. Me?

00:48:34.520 i'm i'm yeah i'll fight you you would fight me why not you're fucking tiny big i'm taller than

00:48:47.120 you she's still tiny that doesn't even make any sense you're just a tiny little guy bro just

00:48:53.800 just a tiny little pickle you're such a tiny little pickle you little little pickle whatever

00:48:59.680 happened two or three years ago where you got inflated like somebody inflated you

00:49:05.820 doesn't make me tiny i just didn't get inflated okay my tiny little crab

00:49:13.000 it would go crazy tiny little pomeranian buddy he's so tiny thor me me and you five would go

00:49:23.940 crazy bro yeah well yeah it would just be good because like i would be down because i wouldn't

00:49:30.260 have to be the one to like uh because it would suck to be the one that has to deal with you know

00:49:35.800 losing but i wouldn't be the one that i have the opposite perspective i feel like ruining my little

00:49:41.640 brother's boxing career would be so bad and and mean like i would get people be like you're such

00:49:48.180 a bad older brother like they already say but now you ruined his career as well yeah but you're just

00:49:53.920 a widow pickle you're just a tiny i'm not you're like a tiny little like speck of dust tiny little

00:50:01.720 what i'm a i'm a fucking big speck of dust you're just like uh how would i describe you

00:50:08.280 just a fluff a ball of fluff do you do you really think you could beat me

00:50:13.520 yeah you're you're like you're like the seven days

00:50:20.420 you're you're weak seven days what you're weak just in general i'm so strong

00:50:27.520 prime isn't the first drink but it's a great have you tried he drinks like five of these a day

00:50:36.760 he'll drink like five of these in like a one hour

00:50:39.000 i'm legit thirsty i was gonna ask you try one yeah i mean he can i've tried the other ones

00:50:44.480 i see what you're doing mike well i liked i liked some but i didn't like some some either

00:50:51.020 it depends though well yeah you have favorite flavors yeah favorite flavors for sure it's

00:50:56.420 totally acceptable how many how many are you drinking on average now these days me yeah i'll

00:51:01.140 drink uh i'll drink at least minimum two a day um and i know that that um that's been contested and

00:51:07.160 i'll be honest i'm not really in the mood to do this fully but i'll do it i'll do it hey can

00:51:12.680 Somebody give me four more of these.

00:51:14.400 All right, can you grab me four more of these, please?

00:51:16.200 Oh, he's going to do it again.

00:51:18.240 The streamer world, is it small?

00:51:20.080 Like, do all streamers know of each other?

00:51:22.120 And is there beef?

00:51:23.420 Do you guys get along?

00:51:25.540 Do you sit like that normally?

00:51:26.600 The problem with streamers, okay, is that, like, the main currency is, like, confidence, right?

00:51:33.560 And as soon as, like, somebody's confidence goes lower or, like, they become, like, what is it, insecure for, like, half a second, is he okay?

00:51:42.680 I'll join him.

00:51:46.860 All right.

00:52:05.360 Yeah.

00:52:07.720 Mine's lefty.

00:52:08.920 You just did three.

00:52:10.300 Mike, he doesn't look okay

00:52:14.100 Wait, wait, wait

00:52:15.760 Sorry, what were you saying?

00:52:17.000 I wasn't saying anything

00:52:19.500 Alright, I got a question for you

00:52:24.060 You saw my 4.4, right?

00:52:25.720 Yes

00:52:26.000 You saw it at 4.4, right?

00:52:28.260 I did see your 4.4

00:52:29.600 What is your 40 yard ass?

00:52:32.480 It's not fast

00:52:33.420 But it's one step faster than all the dudes

00:52:36.120 That are not

00:52:37.020 one step faster than the defenders that are coming to tackle me okay that's a good comeback

00:52:43.600 you know what hey but i just want to make it clear i'm fascinated uh yeah you're probably

00:52:48.180 faster than me i'll say that um but you i've never seen you run with pads on oh okay all right like i

00:52:56.300 was a short story but i and you know ohio right yeah in ohio i was a d1 recruit i had ohio state

00:53:05.040 you know trying to get me USC

00:53:07.100 KFC

00:53:09.160 you know I had all of these colleges trying to get me

00:53:11.400 you know what I'm saying why did you ask me if I know Ohio

00:53:13.240 like it's not a state

00:53:14.160 yo you know Ohio

00:53:15.800 what if he said no

00:53:18.420 what if he was like nah I've never heard of me

00:53:20.460 but yeah like all these colleges tried to get me you know what I'm saying

00:53:23.120 but I just started to do YouTube so I just

00:53:25.140 but yeah I used to be a five star

00:53:26.940 football college recruit man

00:53:28.760 what position

00:53:29.960 I was slot and receiver

00:53:32.460 I feel like I heard you tell Kevin Durant

00:53:35.280 That you were being recruited for basketball

00:53:36.760 Yeah, both

00:53:38.540 I thought you played soccer

00:53:39.840 Yeah, I did too

00:53:41.220 Wait, Pat, is it soccer or is it football?

00:53:45.260 It's soccer, dog

00:53:45.960 Come on

00:53:46.760 I mean, we're in Missouri right now, Kansas

00:53:52.280 Somebody's watching this from Liverpool right now

00:53:55.860 That's what I'm saying, bro

00:53:56.820 If I'm in England, I will call it football

00:54:01.340 you saw the rocks return i did when he went out there and he said you think i should sit at the

00:54:11.840 head of the table do you think he had that line written on his wrist no because one thing i know

00:54:20.080 about duane he never makes the same mistake twice did he know you were gonna do that i didn't know

00:54:27.800 i was gonna do that no way no i didn't know i was gonna do that it was one of those things

00:54:31.300 where uh it happened in last minute and uh looking back at it it was fucking stupid

00:54:40.440 because we have the biggest star in the world coming back when they don't need to like giving

00:54:49.340 our product ratings giving our product relevancy getting people to talk about us and what do i do

00:54:57.580 you smoked them no amateur like no that's not it the guy is going a million different directions

00:55:04.380 probably flew in from god knows where working a full day and i know i now know what that feels

00:55:09.460 like and just wants to do the best he can i don't blame him for that i blame myself for taking

00:55:18.020 advantage of that and a professional professional would have been like hey before you go out there

00:55:23.440 if you do go out there like that i'm going to use it that's a professional i had a stupid rookie

00:55:32.580 move about use it that's not that's not how we trust each other in there that's not how that

00:55:39.840 works i don't see that perspective okay that's cool i get it by the way i thought it was great

00:55:46.320 as an entertainment like fan for from an entertainment standpoint objective achieved

00:55:52.920 gained interest box office was crazy yeah set pay-per-view buy rates sometimes in the fight

00:55:59.520 game it gets a little gray yeah but we're all on the fucking same team out there man

00:56:04.680 and you got to have trust what if he said in a boxing ring then i don't use it really

00:56:10.360 then i don't use it but what about the box office

00:56:13.040 i would entertain another way there's more than one way to solve a creative puzzle yeah

00:56:20.340 yeah that's and that's where you build trust and that's where people really shine and that's where

00:56:25.960 you bring the best out of people and that's why when i sit down with people i literally first of

00:56:31.300 all i make sure to sit down with them and let's you got to go way back you can't just tell that

00:56:35.780 moment in the story i spent years calling out the rock saying that man if you love the business you

00:56:41.800 should be back what a fucking hypocrite i am i love the business i should be back i should be

00:56:48.240 back all the time but i'm not i it's is it tuesday today what is it tuesday tuesday yesterday was

00:56:55.440 monday where the hell was i raw why wasn't i yeah we were wondering that yeah exactly

00:57:00.040 we watch raw we watched drew flamesy and punk well i was only watching because i thought he

00:57:06.260 was coming out you didn't show up yeah and i didn't show up but i can sit here and say i love

00:57:11.000 the business but i'm super hypocritical in my approach from being young and stupid of course

00:57:17.540 so rock was already pretty upset with me about that because all he'd given to the business and

00:57:23.640 the without him i don't get a chance to do the other stuff and without him i don't get a chance

00:57:29.600 in wrestling he was so popular and helped rise the tide which helped split competition which

00:57:35.040 helped the hiring spree which benjamin buttoned me into getting a defensive contract which i

00:57:39.260 parlayed into a thing where to be on tv because he left and did all this stuff and now i get a chance

00:57:43.220 i owe a lot to that and that the the methodology i wanted to sell tickets there's a right way and

00:57:51.980 wrong way to do it was he pissed he was and justifiably so yeah because he's a guy who's

00:57:58.640 got his heart in it he still comes back bro yeah and the people go crazy crazy

00:58:04.060 should we do tickle challenge uh i might be uncomfortable yeah okay no what about me is

00:58:12.920 making uncomfortable you're doing strangers like in the strangers i'm like standing up at target

00:58:16.680 and i'm like i have to move some microphones around no i say we stand up and run it right now

00:58:21.920 yeah um i would i only want to see you do it i say we do it right here because you seem

00:58:28.000 apprehensive about it i want to see you do something yes i just want to see him do something

00:58:31.940 like he's like kev kev can you grab the camera can you grab grab the camera caleb maybe shoot

00:58:37.380 with that camera right for this tickle challenge and then kevin i think shoot on your phone as well

00:58:41.860 uh okay well i was just gonna tell you don't overdo it because you then you're gonna scare

00:58:46.760 him off no i'm not sure or you might not last a long time no okay wait is it right here

00:58:53.140 do you want to get away from the table or do you want to get a little closer

00:58:58.960 okay was that good this is I mean this is solid I could zoom in too okay Logan

00:59:03.040 liked the tickle challenge on my tick-tock and wanted to give it a try

00:59:06.600 himself so let's give it a try whoever laughs first loses you can go

00:59:13.380 No it was not, that was a noise, it was a grunge, it was a grunge, it was a grunge, bro this is going to be the dumbest TikTok ever, I lost, so I won, no, um, cool, bro I like laughing a lot, would you, would you, would you be, would you be down for best two out of three, no, okay.

00:59:44.340 Yo, what's up? It's the Rizla, and I'm taking over for Logan.

00:59:47.900 Now it's my...

00:59:49.220 I can't wait to see him turn to your baby face.

01:00:00.040 It's going to be great, but not yet.

01:00:02.120 Yeah, I don't know. I have no interest in doing that.

01:00:04.220 No, yeah, I think being a heel is fucking awesome.

01:00:08.000 But you got to realize, bro, this is not a work, okay?

01:00:11.540 This is a shoot.

01:00:12.720 what the business is the shoot everybody's going to tell you it's a work it's not a work what do

01:00:17.240 you mean the business is a shoot i don't i don't know if i wrestle you right now yeah and vince

01:00:23.020 pays you a million bucks and he pays me five million is that a work or a shoot i don't know

01:00:27.740 i don't think i know let him explain it oh you don't know the term what is a shoot what is she

01:00:31.540 i know what work what is a shoot come on you're bullshitting me he's not he's serious yeah i'm

01:00:40.580 I'm fucking with you.

01:00:41.740 Okay.

01:00:42.440 Thank you.

01:00:44.120 No, he's not.

01:00:46.540 He's not.

01:00:47.560 He's not.

01:00:50.060 You're embarrassed?

01:00:51.260 Okay, that's fine.

01:00:52.400 How about this?

01:00:53.040 Can you explain it to our audience at home quickly that doesn't understand?

01:00:56.980 I blew it.

01:00:57.760 Just a note.

01:00:58.320 Shut up.

01:00:58.940 He's going to explain it to the audience.

01:01:00.400 No, no, no.

01:01:01.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:01:01.460 I'll rip a dick shit.

01:01:02.860 No, no, no.

01:01:03.060 No, Logan knows what it means, but maybe just explain it to our audience at home quickly.

01:01:05.940 Let's already explain.

01:01:06.660 Brother, come over here.

01:01:07.680 You.

01:01:08.060 Come around.

01:01:08.660 Kevin?

01:01:10.020 Sit right here.

01:01:11.680 Sit right here.

01:01:12.460 Oh, oh.

01:01:13.220 Pleasure, sir.

01:01:13.940 Good to see you.

01:01:14.500 Good to see you.

01:01:14.920 Okay, if we're here, face me.

01:01:16.100 I'm not getting up.

01:01:16.740 I'm too tired to get up.

01:01:17.960 If you're here and I was to grab a top wrist lock on you like this, okay?

01:01:22.020 No, no, that's a work.

01:01:23.120 If I go through here.

01:01:25.220 It actually hurts.

01:01:26.420 Oh, you're going to kill Kevin.

01:01:27.540 No, I can break your arm here.

01:01:29.080 About to turn him into carne asada.

01:01:30.420 For instance, if I grab, come here.

01:01:32.040 If I grab the headlock on you and I grab the headlock like this, that's a work.

01:01:36.660 If I grab it like this, and I put that bone against your head, you know, that's a shoot.

01:01:41.860 Okay, see ya.

01:01:43.260 No.

01:01:45.860 But no, the working shoot is when you're working together.

01:01:48.760 I see.

01:01:49.260 You know, or when you're doing something for real.

01:01:51.400 Bro, if I'm making more money than you, that's for real.

01:01:53.980 If I'm a baby face and my merchandise is selling more than yours, that's a shoot.

01:01:58.500 Yeah.

01:01:58.980 So this business back in the day used to be about the money and the miles.

01:02:02.680 It's how far you travel for how much money you make.

01:02:04.880 But at the end of the day, if I'm like, you know, WrestleMania III,

01:02:09.340 God bless the soul, Andre, I made a lot more money than him, you know.

01:02:13.940 Thank God he never found out, you know.

01:02:16.480 But that's a shoot, bro.

01:02:18.180 If somebody's making more money than me, I'm not going to go,

01:02:21.360 okay, it doesn't matter if I'm a heel and I make less money.

01:02:23.600 That's not a work to me.

01:02:24.400 That's a shoot.

01:02:25.220 I see.

01:02:25.740 You and I are in the ring, and we're fighting,

01:02:27.160 and we're driving the same amount of miles,

01:02:29.500 and we're busting our ass and breaking a sweat and getting hurt in that ring,

01:02:32.760 and you make more money than me?

01:02:34.500 That's a shoot to me, man.

01:02:36.320 You know, I don't care if I'm a baby face or a good guy.

01:02:38.940 It's a work.

01:02:39.760 It's a work.

01:02:40.380 No, it's not a work.

01:02:42.020 If someone makes more money than you, to me, that's a shoot.

01:02:44.580 But isn't that, then isn't it always a shoot?

01:02:46.620 Yeah, thank you.

01:02:47.520 That's what I keep saying.

01:02:49.060 And, you know, just because we're working in the ring,

01:02:50.780 but the business is a shoot.

01:02:52.140 This is about making money.

01:02:53.380 Right.

01:02:53.760 You know, so for me, I've always looked at it that way.

01:02:56.360 And when I worked for Vince Sr., he always paid the champion more

01:03:01.900 than the guy he was wrestling.

01:03:04.220 So all of a sudden, when Vince Sr. passed the torch to Vince and all of a sudden, you know, my first check at the garden was some crazy check.

01:03:12.380 You know, I beat the Iron Sheik. The next month, you know, when Vince Jr. was running, my check was nowhere near what my first check was.

01:03:20.700 I said, bro, that doesn't work for me. You know, so I kept trying to keep things going as long as I could with Vince Sr.'s theme.

01:03:28.740 But at the end of the day, for me, the business has always been a shoot.

01:03:31.920 Because if someone makes more money than me, that's a shoot to me.

01:03:35.620 You know, I just can't go, it's a work.

01:03:37.220 It doesn't matter if his merchandise sells 10 times as much as mine.

01:03:40.560 It's a work.

01:03:42.940 You know what I'm saying?

01:03:43.960 Yeah.

01:03:44.360 So when you turn baby face, watch what happens.

01:03:46.180 Watch how your stuff blows through the roof.

01:03:50.860 What do you think about the Fury Molly May breakup?

01:03:53.840 It's been big news over the past week.

01:03:56.120 Oh, wow.

01:03:56.620 What happened at Molly?

01:03:57.340 One of the most beloved relationships on the planet.

01:04:00.500 I look at Molly, that's an alcoholic.

01:04:02.480 No, no, it's not an alcoholic.

01:04:03.920 No, no, no.

01:04:04.520 No, so actually, I think they might have broke up because of his use of Molly.

01:04:07.880 He's going to want to fight again soon.

01:04:09.440 No, this is one of the most beloved couples in the world, especially in the UK.

01:04:13.500 It's a very sad moment for the internet and for love as a whole to see these two split ways.

01:04:18.640 What do you have to say?

01:04:19.280 No, this is what you...

01:04:20.680 No one knows the pain.

01:04:23.000 No.

01:04:23.380 No one knows the pain of the heavyweight champion.

01:04:27.340 When he's alone.

01:04:28.900 Got it.

01:04:29.680 You know, we've seen,

01:04:30.580 you know, I saw him.

01:04:32.000 Tell him.

01:04:32.360 We've got to tell him.

01:04:33.180 I saw him falling down in the street,

01:04:35.040 Tyson Fury and stuff.

01:04:36.780 You know, we beat ourselves up.

01:04:38.520 We torment ourselves.

01:04:40.060 Tell me something.

01:04:40.760 You guys are whispering.

01:04:42.340 Let's go.

01:04:42.860 Well, it's actually his brother.

01:04:44.640 His little brother.

01:04:45.440 Tommy?

01:04:45.840 Tommy Fury.

01:04:46.520 The one that Jake fought.

01:04:48.380 What's Tommy doing?

01:04:49.240 He broke up with Molly.

01:04:50.400 Well, no, I think.

01:04:50.960 Who the fuck is Molly?

01:04:52.020 Who the fuck Molly is?

01:04:53.220 I'm thinking about this.

01:04:54.260 Hi.

01:04:55.180 He thought we were talking about Tyson Fury

01:04:57.100 you and molly i'm in the drug phase i'm in the drug phase i'm in the drug phase of my life

01:05:05.200 you ever watch wwe truthfully that's where your brain that was your savior right there

01:05:13.820 that was insane his brain's like come up with one of the brains quick

01:05:18.500 arch you already tried prime uh do you ever watch that's where his brain goes so you're not you're

01:05:25.080 a kevin owens fan i don't i don't i don't like violence yeah truthfully he kevin owens knocked

01:05:31.000 him out look at his eye i was gonna ask that he didn't knock me out when was this well he knocked

01:05:37.160 you down two days ago two days ago that's when you got that belt uh no no i've had the belt

01:05:42.120 that make no sense i'm the reigning united states champion is this a joke or is this serious no he

01:05:49.960 he got he did he got he hit me with an elbow you know what's you know what's that legal elbow me

01:05:54.060 it's legal uh i will say in wrestling so you do wrestling not boxing i do both okay but i'm

01:06:00.880 gonna focus on wrestling you walked in here you said uh i'm with the world champ and i had to

01:06:05.100 correct you i was like well technically it's the united states champ but i'm going for the world

01:06:09.400 championship you should which why not ruby you know absolutely shooting the stars i was about

01:06:13.960 to say what we're gonna say i just want to say quickly that his eye because i he needs to be

01:06:20.140 humble there once in a while like let's be honest bro he's a united states champ it's nice when he

01:06:23.620 gets knocked around but that that's gonna heal for sure it's gonna go down and i don't want him

01:06:29.520 to forget about i don't want him to forget what happened so i got something for you actually to

01:06:34.000 remind you i got you a kevin owens action figure is that like the legend no that's a guy who did

01:06:39.040 to him and i want to make sure that you always have a reminder that that kevin owens did this

01:06:46.400 are you out of your goddamn mind nah bro hey get this out of here also also

01:06:55.920 he doesn't have this type of definition he doesn't have

01:07:00.720 that nah no shot he's my next opponent he's my next opponent you're gonna beat the shot at him

01:07:05.520 I have to. I'm defending my title.

01:07:09.680 Got him.

01:07:11.140 Nah, you should come to an event.

01:07:12.400 If you're ever in the same city as us, Ruby.

01:07:16.360 Hell yeah, I want to come.

01:07:17.280 So, I, as someone who comes as an outsider, would say yes and...

01:07:24.720 Are you?

01:07:30.640 That's what you got about to call the losers on your ass.

01:07:33.500 No, not again. Please.

01:07:34.640 Nah, nah.

01:07:35.640 Cause Jay's a homie now.

01:07:36.640 Nah, nah, nah.

01:07:37.640 Jay's a homie now.

01:07:38.640 I'll get him to flip yo ass, suplex you from the top rope and drop you, bro, your brittle

01:07:41.840 ass heroin bone.

01:07:42.840 Fuck you.

01:07:43.840 Every time you hit him, he comes back to me, dude.

01:07:45.840 Where'd he go?

01:07:46.840 So, so, so look, there's obviously like a theatrical component to it.

01:07:51.340 Like I'll exaggerate, but I'm a dramatic, I'm a drama queen.

01:07:53.840 I love drama.

01:07:54.840 Like I'll, I'll, I'll talk my shit.

01:07:56.840 You be shit talking.

01:07:57.840 I like it.

01:07:58.840 I'll be talking my shit.

01:07:59.840 It'd be good.

01:08:00.840 Drama king.

01:08:01.840 More like a bitch.

01:08:02.840 Bro, stop, stop, stop.

01:08:03.840 fire you from this podcast you can't fire him you got equity yeah that's true technically you can

01:08:09.120 fire me my fiance nina is pregnant i'm expecting a daughter in two months i know how much you love

01:08:17.960 your daughter and um you speak so highly of her and just like dude help me like

01:08:23.440 what what can i expect dude i'm gonna be a girl dad yeah which is which is terrifying but so

01:08:30.300 exciting at the same time and and i'm i this next chapter of my life is so close but i it doesn't

01:08:37.560 i haven't done anything for this my life has not changed at all then all of a sudden i have a

01:08:41.940 daughter yeah so everything that you do from the day that she is conceived to the day that she dies

01:08:51.400 like everything will have an effect on her so always try and watch the tone of your voice always

01:08:59.020 be your pheromones are so important you know make sure that you keep that girl close to you make

01:09:04.160 sure that you uh you you have a this made me bawl my eyes out my my daughter came to me and she was

01:09:15.060 like i just i just needed i just need your hug like there's nothing like my dad's hug

01:09:19.440 i was just like oh my god start like she she hugged me while she was hugging me i was like

01:09:25.060 and that comes from just like years and years of just always giving that safe embrace right like

01:09:34.220 you're the first you're the first man she's ever gonna be in love with come on bro you're gonna be

01:09:39.720 you're the first man she's ever gonna be in love with and so you have this connection with her

01:09:47.460 no matter what anybody does in her life no matter who she marries or whatever you are always going

01:09:54.780 be the safe place for your daughter and so give her that give give her that love that so many

01:10:05.260 young girls and grown women out here don't don't get to have yeah and uh you bro

01:10:17.660 no belt the former us champion imagine being known as that how dare you

01:10:24.780 In the city of Cleveland.

01:10:26.680 My hometown.

01:10:27.820 Ohio.

01:10:28.260 That son of a...

01:10:29.060 Stripped me of my title in my hometown.

01:10:30.740 I cannot think of a worse situation than the one we're in right now.

01:10:34.100 Yeah, I have nothing.

01:10:36.680 Hold on a second.

01:10:37.500 What?

01:10:37.860 Well, that could...

01:10:38.480 I guess that's technically a worse situation.

01:10:39.180 No, wait, wait, wait.

01:10:39.920 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:10:47.700 Ah!

01:10:50.120 I don't know.

01:10:52.800 I thought you were going to scream.

01:10:54.080 I thought we were going to be like...

01:10:54.980 I just was processing it.

01:10:57.960 Do we just use that?

01:10:58.680 Do we just bring him in?

01:10:59.460 Do we just use that?

01:11:01.820 All right, all right.

01:11:04.660 We need a little work on that.

01:11:06.960 I thought you were going to scream.

01:11:08.320 Well, because I just was in so much fear of the dead man, dude,

01:11:11.140 that I couldn't...

01:11:12.040 I was shook, dude.

01:11:14.660 Yeah, just speechless.

01:11:15.960 Yeah, basically.

01:11:20.160 I'm home, and my driveway's gone.

01:11:22.740 What used to be a concrete slab outside 1438 Bethesda Street

01:11:27.100 is now a patch of dirt that she didn't ask for.

01:11:30.480 Someone took her driveway as she was trying to get ready for Christmas.

01:11:34.260 Of all the things he...

01:11:36.740 Okay, so I've seen your video.

01:11:44.000 What are we talking about?

01:11:45.740 What would you like to say to this woman?

01:11:47.080 What do you do?

01:11:47.620 What advice do you have for her?

01:11:49.520 Her car wasn't stolen, John.

01:11:50.860 Her driveway was stolen.

01:11:51.920 okay so the piece of news that makes each of us feel differently you're you're tearing up

01:11:58.560 as you should it's sad yeah so uh what when something like this happens and i have never

01:12:06.740 had my driveway stolen uh but when when the proverbial driveway shit hits the fan yeah

01:12:17.380 right totally um in all honesty i asked myself what can i control can she get her original

01:12:26.200 driveway back does she have the money to have a new driveway does she have the vehicle to go

01:12:31.080 fund me for a driveway what are the resources does she have how important is the driveway

01:12:35.200 what can you control right now and then if the things that are like the stuff that is beyond

01:12:43.940 your control let go and focus on the stuff you can control that's it so if it is just the perspective

01:12:52.420 of i didn't take my car okay cool that gets you through the day or man what can i do immediately

01:13:00.780 within my power and my financial reach to put crushed gravel down there and we're talking

01:13:05.160 about a crazy video of a lady who got her driveway taken which we're even getting laughter from way

01:13:13.000 off camera because it's just but so what i what i see in that video is shit happens every day

01:13:20.840 your fucking driveway got taken

01:13:24.060 but what a what a what a better what a there isn't a better example of what is within my control

01:13:38.160 serenity prayer and what can i do now big time yeah big time grant me the strength that can you

01:13:44.200 know control the things that i can wisdom to know the difference yes sure yes and i think that's

01:13:50.380 huge because that how how do you even navigate something like that but what a what a crazy

01:13:56.660 funny microcosm that we can have a laugh at but if the good takeaway there is okay this has

01:14:04.480 happened can i control the fact that i need to be fucking angry for 20 minutes guys go over there

01:14:12.240 i'm gonna yell into a pill or i'm going to the gym or i'm gonna i need to do what i need to do

01:14:16.100 with lighten my backpack because i need to be angry that's within my control that's i want to

01:14:19.700 do that and that'll help me move forward but once you get there okay what what can i do now

01:14:25.420 to make this bad situation better i didn't want to do this i'm gonna do it i'm gonna give you

01:14:29.760 Superlative.

01:14:30.260 Oh, no.

01:14:30.940 Favorite match.

01:14:32.020 My next one.

01:14:33.200 God damn.

01:14:34.140 He's answered this question before.

01:14:36.140 He's had his driveway stolen in the past.

01:14:38.420 I said I was going to do it.

01:14:39.160 He knows.

01:14:40.040 Nobody's going to like the driveway bits.

01:14:43.080 They will.

01:14:44.180 They will.

01:14:45.980 What would you do?

01:14:47.540 Control what you can, man.

01:14:49.480 Control what you can.

01:14:50.640 You come home.

01:14:51.300 Fuck.

01:14:52.860 Where the fuck is my driveway?

01:14:54.680 Damn, driveway's gone.

01:14:55.760 oh no way we got gifts oh no way thank you president you split it up here's oh

01:15:09.640 Is this your mug shot?

01:15:13.580 No way, you're a gangster.

01:15:15.740 This is where we reduced it.

01:15:18.480 No way, no way.

01:15:20.500 Should we put it on now?

01:15:21.940 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:15:24.320 That's amazing.

01:15:25.220 And it sells.

01:15:26.380 Well, Elvis had one.

01:15:27.440 Frank Sinatra had one.

01:15:29.040 This shirt.

01:15:29.560 But we've eclipsed him.

01:15:31.640 A long time ago, we've eclipsed him.

01:15:33.820 This is crazy.

01:15:34.740 Isn't it cool?

01:15:35.680 I have to be honest.

01:15:36.420 I'm jealous.

01:15:37.800 I'm not sure if I love it or not.

01:15:39.640 No, no, it's good.

01:15:40.480 It is what it is.

01:15:41.300 It happened and I might as well monetize it.

01:15:47.260 So why are you single?

01:15:48.400 Cause I don't want a girlfriend.

01:15:49.780 Just that simply put?

01:15:51.140 Yeah.

01:15:51.980 I think that's why we broke up.

01:15:52.820 I have my moments where I want to.

01:15:53.660 I think that's why we broke up, bro.

01:15:55.360 We men, we got our moments of times where I want to hang out.

01:15:57.060 I feel like you got your heart broken one time.

01:15:58.940 Heart broken?

01:15:59.900 Yeah, nah, bro, I did too.

01:16:02.120 I feel like you got your heart broken one time

01:16:03.960 and that just really fucked you up.

01:16:06.100 I wouldn't say I had my heart broken.

01:16:08.480 I started to understand women a little bit more as I got.

01:16:12.920 Well, early on, I understood that like, she's not mine.

01:16:16.980 Even if she may be my girlfriend,

01:16:18.940 she might be influenced by other people.

01:16:21.320 KD, you're selling yourself short

01:16:23.540 of the greatest energy in this world that is love.

01:16:25.980 I mean, he's right, but bro.

01:16:27.200 I don't trip on that relationship.

01:16:29.960 If we having a good time for a moment, then cool.

01:16:32.200 If you end up venturing off and I do too, it is what it is.

01:16:35.540 But don't you know anybody that's been married

01:16:37.980 for like decades yeah i know some people that are married for a couple weeks yeah but you're

01:16:44.020 focusing too much on those people focusing on everything when you go onto the court do you

01:16:48.140 manifest that you're the best on the court manifest or do you do you believe it like do

01:16:52.360 you truly believe that you're the best out there i just do my job you're not giving me anything

01:16:56.700 here i really do man because i believe if you believe that love was out there for you would

01:17:00.600 find it you're a great guy you're the nicest guy in the nba i'm not see you think i really actually

01:17:06.060 made that list i didn't well yeah why did we get that intel no no because he shared it and that

01:17:11.660 it was i did not share that though wait dylan what's going on here it's yeah someone made it

01:17:16.960 oh it's always a photo to make you look soft like those nba like parody accounts and shit

01:17:26.500 oh so let's blame dylan then you want to yeah yeah bad context all right so we'll blame

01:17:30.920 no it's your fault i don't care what you're saying it's your fault yeah you thought i made

01:17:35.200 that too yeah it went viral people really thought it was fake news can circulate that fast yeah hell

01:17:43.460 yeah bro did you not see all the ryan garcia stuff lately are you not tapped in all i have seen a lot

01:17:49.220 have you seen it yes that's not him no it's him no it is but he said there's gonna be he said the

01:17:54.280 other day that there's going to be an earthquake in los angeles no shit everybody could predict

01:17:59.380 No, yeah, no shit.

01:18:00.300 There's probably one every day.

01:18:01.520 Yeah, legit, legit, bro.

01:18:03.060 Hey, you just got to find the right girl, man.

01:18:04.600 Come on, bro.

01:18:05.280 Stop talking to me like I need advice on-

01:18:07.440 It's whatever, it's whatever.

01:18:08.820 Trust me, trust me, trust me.

01:18:09.740 He got his heart broken one time.

01:18:10.820 No, I didn't stop, bro.

01:18:12.480 I used to be just like him.

01:18:13.440 See, every time I explain my stares to people, they say shit like-

01:18:16.840 No, I get it, no.

01:18:17.720 No, man, bro, you just been hurt or you just-

01:18:20.020 Bro, I enjoy spending time with-

01:18:22.560 It's just not as long as maybe you like to spend time with people, man.

01:18:26.160 Bro, that one-

01:18:26.780 A few days for me is cool.

01:18:27.640 But that one hand won't last, bro, forever, bro.

01:18:29.740 You need something that's...

01:18:30.880 Hand?

01:18:31.200 You don't need...

01:18:31.740 No, now I'm going to argue on the inside.

01:18:33.920 You cannot compare yourself to me and you 16, bro.

01:18:36.640 You have no other resource but your hand.

01:18:39.920 So please don't put me in the same, you know what I mean,

01:18:42.840 tear as you when it comes to that.

01:18:45.200 You know what I'm saying?

01:18:45.760 You're right.

01:18:46.760 You're not even...

01:18:47.860 You're a youngster.

01:18:49.060 No, I'm 19, but I mean...

01:18:50.920 But you ain't had no...

01:18:53.080 I had a little something, but I still...

01:18:55.000 Your hand will always be there for you.

01:18:56.380 Come on, bro.

01:18:56.980 Stop.

01:18:57.640 I know I shouldn't even dap you up.

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