Impaulsive with Logan Paul - April 16, 2026


Leah Halton on WALKING OUT of Justin Bieber Coachella, Alix Earle VS Alex Cooper, Mike Dating Rumors

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00:00:28.460 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Leah Houlton!
00:00:31.360 Leah has the most, like, TikTok ever.
00:00:33.280 1.3 billion views.
00:00:34.800 You got labeled the most beautiful woman at Coachella.
00:00:37.300 How did that feel?
00:00:38.180 I woke up the morning after Coachella, and I'm like, what's going on?
00:00:41.460 Did you see Justin Bieber set?
00:00:42.600 I left halfway through.
00:00:43.720 Whoa!
00:00:44.540 You know how people post, like, their nightmare one rotation?
00:00:47.820 Yeah.
00:00:48.220 I would put myself in there because I'm so insufferable. 1.00
00:00:51.320 There's a polymarket. 0.96
00:00:52.460 Clavicular arrested again by April 30th.
00:00:54.400 Can you buy no for me right now?
00:00:55.660 He's turning a page after last night's overdose.
00:00:57.440 This is gonna stop substance maxing.
00:01:00.260 I'm once again going to call TMZ to let them know
00:01:02.660 that we're going to dinner.
00:01:03.780 Are you the hot new couple?
00:01:04.940 Absolutely not.
00:01:05.760 Why did you do that?
00:01:06.700 I didn't do that.
00:01:07.780 Do you believe him?
00:01:08.620 I don't think I believe him.
00:01:09.660 No, don't.
00:01:11.460 We wanted to ask about green flags. 0.63
00:01:13.020 When they put your needs before theirs.
00:01:15.020 What are some other green flags? 0.97
00:01:16.260 If he can respect a cat, I assume he can respect a woman. 1.00
00:01:18.920 Yeah, yeah, all right.
00:01:20.260 Alex Earl versus Alex Cooper.
00:01:21.980 Which Alex are you putting all your money on?
00:01:27.440 Hold on, LP, sit down.
00:01:35.420 I'm trying.
00:01:37.240 Because I...
00:01:38.360 LP, sit down.
00:01:39.460 I'm trying.
00:01:40.140 Because I do want to say this, okay?
00:01:44.680 We do have a very special guest today on the show.
00:01:49.220 But we also do have a very special episode of this podcast right now. 0.96
00:01:52.760 and honestly like all jokes aside all the bs all the stuff people call you call me all the crap
00:02:00.840 today is our 500th episode of this
00:02:04.480 congrats thank you wow a show that has spanned you know coming up on eight years now one of the first
00:02:15.460 youtube podcast one of the first podcasts in general um we've had so many great people on
00:02:21.300 so many great times yeah between us yeah and a lot of bad times not a lot but not between us
00:02:28.440 no we've been good yeah everyone else though has been it's been there's been some rough times you
00:02:32.260 know i think it's i think there's gonna be bumps in the road in life and on podcasts but the
00:02:36.880 majority of the time has been great we've had we've been able to sit down with such incredible
00:02:40.580 people and politicians and actors and actresses and athletes anything that starts with a yeah
00:02:47.120 astronauts and i guess the one thing i do want to say is just a really quick shout out to the
00:02:52.900 audience yeah for anybody that is still hanging around has watched since the what sex therapist
00:02:58.100 episode one oh my gosh yeah and all the way through the riley era and everybody all all
00:03:04.240 the youtubers that we've had on yeah thank you so much thank you guys so you guys for watching
00:03:08.600 and welcome to the 500th episode of this podcast wow that's incredible with an absolutely amazing
00:03:13.060 guest amazing guest you want to hit the chat gpt no bro caleb said we got to stop saying that
00:03:18.500 the chat chat does our intro why why because guys caleb says that when we say chat writes our
00:03:24.240 intros people think we're lazy and they think the whole entire episode's manufactured but isn't
00:03:28.520 ai being used for pretty much everything now like it's not a laziness thing it's an efficiency thing
00:03:33.000 no offense to you and i mean like zero offense but you thought she was ai you do look a little
00:03:39.380 ai she definitely does like if you do look like have you seen the ai videos of me are they very
00:03:45.560 good there's like there's hundreds like it's actually scary i went on to tiktok one day and
00:03:50.260 there's these like guys and they do that and then they turn into me yes i did see that i did see
00:03:56.300 that and it's exact i'm like scared yeah like you're gonna be promoting products everything
00:04:00.840 soon that's crazy it's not gonna be me no that's what i'm saying yeah would you ever sell your
00:04:06.620 likeness for hundreds of millions of dollars is that what that that other tiktok guy did how much
00:04:11.500 did he do that for so the rumor is 900 million dollars but like what what's the limitations on
00:04:17.700 that uh from what i understand none oh like a a like he could say anything well well i'm sure
00:04:26.520 it the company who bought it for 900 million already regrets it no no no that's a lot of
00:04:32.700 I got so much money.
00:04:34.160 I think they're going to make out, guys.
00:04:36.140 I think that it's going to be profitable.
00:04:37.880 But all he can do in the videos is just go.
00:04:41.400 Yes, with products in his hands, though.
00:04:43.520 Yeah, but does that make you want to buy a product?
00:04:46.500 Like if somebody's holding toothpaste and he goes.
00:04:48.160 Let me tell you something.
00:04:48.880 Let me tell you something.
00:04:49.940 Hello Kitty, one of the highest grossing franchises of all time.
00:04:53.240 Yeah.
00:04:53.580 Hello Kitty.
00:04:54.200 You know Hello Kitty?
00:04:55.440 Why?
00:04:56.120 What's so special about this cat?
00:04:57.740 Oh.
00:04:58.520 Does anyone know?
00:04:58.840 The brand image.
00:04:59.880 The brand image.
00:05:00.520 Yeah.
00:05:00.680 Any specifics or anything come to mind about what about the brand image of Hello Kitty is so special?
00:05:07.600 What makes this cat so special?
00:05:10.960 The bow?
00:05:12.360 Close.
00:05:13.620 The cat doesn't have a mouth.
00:05:15.120 Oh, yeah.
00:05:16.180 The cat is universally understood as the character.
00:05:19.920 Kaby Lame does have a mouth, but he doesn't use it.
00:05:22.300 Correct.
00:05:22.720 He doesn't speak.
00:05:24.460 Seriously.
00:05:25.620 He doesn't talk.
00:05:26.500 Is this the real lore of the situation?
00:05:28.960 Yes, he's universally understood in his comedy.
00:05:32.840 Ashton said the same thing.
00:05:34.160 You can speak any language and understand what you're watching.
00:05:36.560 And Kabi's hilarious in any single language.
00:05:38.820 So the company that bought his likeness is going to use him to basically do, I think,
00:05:42.840 like what could be considered global promotion of product.
00:05:45.820 He's the human Hello Kitty.
00:05:47.720 Yes.
00:05:48.400 That's what I'm saying.
00:05:49.100 That's basically what he said, yes.
00:05:50.980 But would you do it?
00:05:52.740 For 900 million?
00:05:54.340 Done.
00:05:54.660 Well, if you think about it, what's another thing that is universally accepted?
00:06:00.380 Beauty.
00:06:01.240 She was just called the most beautiful.
00:06:03.220 What was it?
00:06:03.740 How is she so perf?
00:06:05.080 That's what they said in the article.
00:06:06.220 How is she so perf?
00:06:07.240 They said you were the most beautiful woman at Coachella.
00:06:09.360 I have the article here.
00:06:10.840 Coachella guest dubbed most beautiful girl alive on social media.
00:06:15.280 No one could be this perf.
00:06:17.280 Well, we have her in the room, ladies and gentlemen.
00:06:19.220 It's Leah Halton.
00:06:22.600 I had to slip the intro there.
00:06:24.060 Nice, that was good.
00:06:24.940 We were getting deep in there.
00:06:25.580 That was good.
00:06:26.400 So, yeah, so if somebody said to you today,
00:06:28.640 which they're probably going to after this episode,
00:06:30.080 we'll give you $250 million straight cash right now,
00:06:36.560 and we can use your name and likeness for anything.
00:06:39.220 No, they'll put some guardrails on them. 0.99
00:06:41.640 If there was guardrails, it would be stupid not to. 0.99
00:06:45.320 I agree. 0.96
00:06:46.320 Because also, then I wouldn't have to do anything for the rest of my life.
00:06:50.400 Yeah.
00:06:50.860 I could just go off grid and...
00:06:54.060 Live somewhere far, far away with my cats.
00:06:56.920 Where would you go?
00:06:58.860 I'd go to Hamilton Island.
00:07:00.920 Where is that?
00:07:01.500 In Australia.
00:07:03.260 It's like this gorgeous little secluded island with the most beautiful beach.
00:07:08.940 Wait, what city is it off of?
00:07:10.760 Queensland.
00:07:11.560 Oh, so top, right?
00:07:12.960 Top, top, top.
00:07:13.520 Near Gold Coast.
00:07:14.360 Yeah, a bit further up.
00:07:15.820 Okay.
00:07:17.020 Yeah.
00:07:17.520 And how many cats?
00:07:18.880 Like I'd have endless.
00:07:21.060 Like endless meaning?
00:07:22.620 i have one now but i would have endless cats if i could i would have endless it's a lot of cats
00:07:26.940 she has a cat obsession yeah i do she's gonna sorry i like i always speak about cats we should
00:07:31.500 probably move on no this is great let's unpack it so hello kitty resonated with you okay but what
00:07:40.240 is it what is it about cats because like like you're to say like are you a cat or dog person
00:07:45.180 you're obviously choosing cats yeah i feel like i grew up as both okay and i kind of feel like i
00:07:50.280 was a bit brainwashed into liking dogs okay but i think i've always liked cats like it's like a
00:07:56.180 psyhop yeah i think i was like people tried to convince me that i like dogs but i just what is
00:08:02.080 it what is it about cats that you like because because like dogs have the all the obvious green
00:08:06.300 flags like just unconditional love you come home they wag their tail they come give you licks and 0.99
00:08:11.500 kisses and the cat's kind of just like yo dog fuck you like where's my food like i don't even 0.99
00:08:15.740 really like you that much yeah i think because like when a cat loves you it's so rewarding 0.99
00:08:19.840 it kind of almost like you know what i mean yeah that's an interesting conversation around why
00:08:27.420 girl so so you have to earn a cat's respect wow wow that's because men like dogs yeah and girls
00:08:35.620 it's nice and easy you look at a dog you you you smile at it and it just wags its tail and you're
00:08:41.160 in there you're you got love yeah yeah now girls on the other hand also you need to work a little
00:08:46.840 bit for girls love right you got to show them emotional attention you got to show them all
00:08:50.560 these different things to get their love so maybe girls resonate more with the way that cats do
00:08:54.620 100 don't sell your name and like this for 250 million it's worth more than that
00:08:58.880 that was an incredible analysis was that not great you know what i like about cats yeah uh some cats
00:09:05.780 do this thing where they put their paw on you and like spread it out oh my god i call them kitty
00:09:10.140 muffins yeah and they just like they're baking they just like need the kneading they with a k
00:09:15.100 yeah of course yeah uh yeah that's like my favorite thing about cats and i think when a
00:09:21.360 guy likes cats is the biggest green flag green flag green flag we wanted to ask about green
00:09:25.740 flags so cats if a man likes a cat if he can respect a cat i assume he can respect a woman
00:09:31.860 yeah yeah all right yeah i mean is that correct yeah go off queen yeah i mean i
00:09:40.280 no yeah well does that apply animals in general i was gonna say animals but a lot of people hate
00:09:46.280 cats because they think they're evil and mean i think if a cat is evil and mean it's because
00:09:51.340 they've been treated wrong i think because they're scared what are some other green flags in men and
00:09:57.560 Don't give me all the obvious ones.
00:09:59.200 Like, what's like a bit deeper, introspective green flag?
00:10:06.900 When they put your needs before theirs.
00:10:09.780 Wow.
00:10:11.080 Yeah, that checks out.
00:10:13.880 Yeah, I mean, that's pretty great.
00:10:18.260 Do you think that's hard for women to find?
00:10:21.580 Are men selfish, do you think?
00:10:25.920 Some.
00:10:26.840 Yeah.
00:10:27.560 I don't, I think some.
00:10:30.220 What'd you think about your time at Coachella?
00:10:32.720 I did want to ask.
00:10:33.880 We briefed over it.
00:10:34.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:34.800 Let's go.
00:10:35.540 Okay, so it's timely, it's relevant.
00:10:37.400 Yeah, Coachella.
00:10:38.340 I told you before the podcast started, again, like, if he's ever being weird, just like,
00:10:42.120 let me know.
00:10:42.980 Bro, first of all, let me say this.
00:10:45.140 Who do you think landed this guest, okay?
00:10:47.260 There's no weirdness, okay?
00:10:49.040 I'm good friends with Leah.
00:10:51.400 Yeah, I did see you guys getting like burgers or something once on a paparazzi.
00:10:54.460 They were breakfast burritos.
00:10:55.780 very friendly
00:10:57.160 but we'll talk about Coachella first
00:10:59.440 the question is this
00:11:01.260 you were at Coachella
00:11:03.320 you got labeled the most beautiful woman at Coachella
00:11:06.300 how did that feel?
00:11:11.280 a little flattery?
00:11:12.540 yeah it's nice
00:11:14.040 it's very nice
00:11:15.480 I think I wasn't
00:11:16.800 I woke up the morning after Coachella
00:11:20.180 we got up at like 6am to drive
00:11:22.260 back and I had
00:11:24.220 like all these messages from like my friends my family like my my best friend like posted to her
00:11:30.600 story i'm like what's going on and like i think because one news article did it like a hundred
00:11:37.180 others well not a hundred but a few others did it and then it just became a a thing and then i all
00:11:42.480 of these people that haven't spoken to me in quite a while started reaching out and being like oh my
00:11:46.100 god whoa i yeah but it's very nice it's like i i feel very flattered i feel like people reaching
00:11:52.580 out to that you haven't heard from in a while usually
00:11:54.640 happens when you like make a bunch of money
00:11:56.680 win the lottery yeah win the lottery
00:11:58.600 or something like that but like so were they just
00:12:00.600 saying like congratulations or what were they
00:12:02.120 trying to slide like what was it
00:12:04.160 trying to slide
00:12:05.480 oh that's
00:12:08.760 crazy okay does it
00:12:10.280 what's so funny guys
00:12:12.300 no nothing
00:12:14.520 wait there's some extra giggles going on
00:12:16.460 no I'm just giggling wait
00:12:17.760 so why did they need to wait until that
00:12:20.500 article came out I don't know I think it just reminded them
00:12:23.120 Oh, like they forgot for a second?
00:12:24.760 Maybe.
00:12:25.320 The dudes that forgot about it until the article,
00:12:29.260 they're not ever going to put your needs before theirs probably.
00:12:32.280 I also think it's like maybe like an opportunity for people to like slide in.
00:12:37.260 Like it's something to talk about.
00:12:38.660 It gives people something to talk about.
00:12:40.020 After you got labeled the most beautiful woman at Coachella,
00:12:43.060 did anyone slide with anything that actually kind of got your attention
00:12:47.040 or you thought was kind of funny?
00:12:49.040 No.
00:12:49.520 Nothing worked.
00:12:50.440 No.
00:12:50.880 brick wall stone walled everyone yeah okay well i i'm curious does that inflate your ego at all
00:12:58.320 are you like wary of that it feels like um i don't know what's the like imposter syndrome i kind of
00:13:07.700 see myself like especially like the maybe not the youtube image but like my tiktok image i
00:13:15.000 like it's hard to see that as like me like because 90 of the time like i'm at home like
00:13:20.780 bare face just like lazy in bed with my cat and then but i love getting dolled up and
00:13:28.140 it's like it's kind of like i bless you yeah god bless you jeff you all right
00:13:33.660 i wouldn't say it's like an alter ego but it's like it's me but it's like also i don't know do
00:13:41.360 you get what i mean i totally get what you mean i don't know the similar thing uh it's it's an
00:13:45.120 amplified version of yourself that exists and you just accentuate it when the time is right like
00:13:49.540 when i read stuff about me it's like i don't put two and two together like i know that's me but
00:13:54.260 it's like that's me uh i'm i'm way more boring in real life it's kind of sounds kind of sounds
00:14:00.480 like you're describing like i don't know if i'll use the word boring for you but like you know
00:14:04.080 it's it's a i think what you're describing is kind of like a character a little bit like a
00:14:09.000 social media version of yourself yeah i don't know i don't want to put words like less character
00:14:14.860 it's just like hot like once i feel like you grow to a certain level people perceive you in a way
00:14:22.120 and i feel like when you read stuff about yourself or see things about you you know the real you but
00:14:28.100 you're also like paying attention to what they're saying and it's like hard to differentiate the two
00:14:33.680 in a way there's there's a there's like it's very odd no there's there's a distinction here i think
00:14:41.680 it's um it's like image image versus yeah like personality yeah yeah yeah and and the internet's
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00:16:13.760 i feel like even with the tiktok stuff which we'll talk about in a second because i want to
00:16:20.440 clear through some of this coachella coachella shit like it seems like some of the stuff you
00:16:25.000 just make a video having fun having a good time and people just apply so many different like 0.79
00:16:31.300 perceptions and assumptions these like little cutesy videos that like were never your original
00:16:38.380 intent you know or like yeah she's not humble or like she's this or she's and i've i've known you
00:16:43.660 for some time i know you're a very humble person but like do you ever like how much do those like
00:16:48.980 how much does something like this actually like end up working against you like does it does it
00:16:53.120 kind of like in any way work against you or like do you have haters come out because of it i think
00:16:57.460 it can like definitely affect your self-esteem because like yes it's like amazing and like the
00:17:06.320 like such an achievement to be called that but then I just honestly try not to read any negative
00:17:12.780 comments yeah I try not to focus on it because what's in here like I feel like that's what I
00:17:20.360 focus on like my circle is extremely small but the people that know me they're like
00:17:26.280 they know me for me like I try not to focus on any negativity I feel like for a while I would
00:17:32.220 like wake up in the morning and I would read like all the negative things and there can be like a
00:17:37.060 million positive comments but if one comment is like if it gets you oh my god it ruins my whole
00:17:44.340 day so I was I actually like probably last year I got into like a really deep cycle of just like
00:17:50.840 waking up reading negativity and I felt so shit and like it made me want to stop but I'm like 0.59
00:17:55.600 i'm so blessed to be in this position like if anyone else was me they would be doing the same 0.93
00:18:01.420 as me um so yeah i think by like the end of it too you you get in the habit of knowing that
00:18:07.940 the real problem for any of us in this world no matter what we do is when people don't have
00:18:15.180 anything to say and they kind of like stop commenting or watching or getting mad or getting
00:18:20.020 upset by stuff because like that's just
00:18:22.000 I mean dude no one
00:18:23.800 owns that heel role more than this
00:18:26.100 guy you know what I'm saying
00:18:27.240 well you know just the idea that
00:18:30.120 people criticize you
00:18:32.100 all the time
00:18:33.540 I'm not sure I understand
00:18:34.380 so
00:18:36.960 there's some people out there who actually don't like
00:18:40.240 you
00:18:40.400 exactly who
00:18:43.640 maybe you're right
00:18:46.240 everyone loves me
00:18:47.460 maybe you're right
00:18:48.440 um if if my own podcast that's great if someone could of the 500th episode tell me people don't
00:18:55.940 like me i didn't say people don't like you i said some people don't bro there's not a single person
00:19:02.040 who doesn't like me all right get that through your brain let me ask you this question if there
00:19:08.520 was someone who's hot on your heels at coachella besides you to be too perf to be real this year
00:19:16.140 Or who would it have been?
00:19:20.340 You know who I just saw?
00:19:22.160 Who?
00:19:22.680 Like, on the way here, the Caligara sisters.
00:19:24.980 Oh, yeah. 0.95
00:19:25.340 They're popping right now.
00:19:27.260 They're actually, like, so cute, so perfect.
00:19:30.060 I would say them.
00:19:31.300 Yeah.
00:19:31.900 Honestly.
00:19:32.760 I'm trying to think.
00:19:34.220 There were a lot of beautiful, beautiful girls.
00:19:38.120 Besides just beautiful women there, is there anyone at Coachella you saw that you're, like,
00:19:43.520 a fan of or or maybe appreciate their work it's kind of a it's kind of a congregation of a bunch
00:19:49.580 of people doing cool stuff they call it the influencer olympics well not just influence
00:19:53.960 it's just like anyone like is there anyone you saw in your this year i i didn't see too many
00:19:59.480 people i i wasn't there for long and it was also so busy like this was like the busiest coachella
00:20:05.220 ever like that was just like packed um but last year i saw emma chamberlain and i was like oh my
00:20:10.980 i took a photo with her and i also saw louis tomlinson my heart was like palpitating um but
00:20:18.600 he denied a photo with me unfortunately is that the one but that's fine yeah that's fine i understand
00:20:24.380 he was like in a rush it happens i i uh i appreciate that you were willing to ask for a photo
00:20:29.880 i honestly it's so scary asking for a photo i think it's i think it's uh like props to people
00:20:36.800 or do she gotta wait for like the right the right time you know what i'm saying like usually if you
00:20:41.340 could like hang around someone have a conversation then if it just happens naturally but like the
00:20:45.620 idea of like going up somewhere and asking for it just like automatically puts you like a it depends
00:20:50.160 yeah but it's it depends on the context because why i said i appreciate i use that verbiage
00:20:55.900 specifically because it's like i think in this like influencer celebrity space people are they
00:21:01.220 have like an ego about giving other people props about having good work like bro if you like
00:21:07.680 someone's work and you like what they do appreciate them like who cares go tell them that i'm sure
00:21:12.700 the rules are like a little bit different for girls too like just in general but i don't know
00:21:18.620 there's just so much drama coachella is like the most dramatic places like this year especially
00:21:23.740 like everybody's got to fucking complain every the bars you know weren't moving fast enough and
00:21:29.600 the ticket lines were too long and the vip was not like this and not like that it's beyond like 0.97
00:21:34.880 just like being the influencer olympics it's just like the complaining olympics like it's the
00:21:38.620 entitlement olympics like everybody's like and and and by the way like if you need that level
00:21:45.320 of access like if you need to be treated like a king pay for it yeah pay for there there's a
00:21:52.060 table section overlooking justin bieber performing where you could spin in circles and not touch 0.98
00:21:57.880 anyone if you want to be treated like a fucking king at coachella find a way to pay for it 0.98
00:22:03.200 otherwise don't you know what i'm saying otherwise don't go and complain that you have to stand around 0.99
00:22:06.780 everyone else who's paying this is not a new thing you go to a stadium there's people in row one
00:22:11.240 you can't see the game as good as them because you can't afford to oh mike is roasting the brokies
00:22:16.700 or or i'll say this or find a way to work your way into that access i didn't pay that sounds 0.98
00:22:24.500 like he's promoting prostitution that's what i'm talking about myself i didn't i didn't suck any 0.91
00:22:28.700 peeps to get on there to get on to that little stage that we know of that we know of you never 0.96
00:22:34.000 know with this guy i'm telling you you know his past life was crazy like i like sometimes i think
00:22:39.400 about mike's past life and i'm just like i just don't see it i don't see it there's pictures
00:22:43.880 you've seen something i know and they're gnarly i know they're gnarly um okay wait wait wait wait
00:22:50.300 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:22:51.180 Did you see Justin Bieber's set?
00:22:52.520 I did.
00:22:52.900 I left halfway through.
00:22:54.020 Whoa!
00:22:54.700 No, because you have to.
00:22:56.460 If you don't want to get stuck in the rush. 1.00
00:22:59.900 Veteran shit. 1.00
00:23:00.320 You have to leave halfway through. 1.00
00:23:01.520 What was this if you're like?
00:23:02.300 This was like your what?
00:23:03.220 Sixth or seventh?
00:23:04.140 No.
00:23:04.640 Fifth?
00:23:05.260 Fifth.
00:23:05.920 Fourth.
00:23:06.820 Hey.
00:23:07.200 You have to leave during the headliner.
00:23:09.220 Hey.
00:23:09.580 But I appreciated the first half of the set.
00:23:12.400 You did.
00:23:12.940 I did.
00:23:13.260 You liked his.
00:23:14.100 I did.
00:23:14.520 I enjoyed it.
00:23:15.980 It was just like it was giving crowd crush.
00:23:18.240 It was scaring me.
00:23:19.080 Okay.
00:23:19.280 And you're cool if we use you saying that you left halfway through as some sort of, like, make it look like you weren't happy with it as, like, the clickbait of this episode.
00:23:27.520 Okay, fine.
00:23:29.160 I just saw the soundbite.
00:23:31.060 I saw the soundbite.
00:23:31.600 I left.
00:23:32.980 No, I loved it.
00:23:34.260 It was great.
00:23:34.940 Yeah, I actually thought it was different.
00:23:37.620 Like, when people talk, to me, that's the metric for success.
00:23:41.020 100%.
00:23:41.420 People were talking about it.
00:23:42.740 Yeah, but a lot of people were saying that it was just kind of, it was, I don't know.
00:23:47.000 When I go to a festival, I kind of want to have some excitement, and it was a little slow.
00:23:51.160 I mean, I also wasn't there.
00:23:52.380 I just saw online.
00:23:53.180 I was like, this is funny. 0.67
00:23:53.940 Dude, this is coming from a 100% non-believer who also really understands the believers and understand his talent and understands why people have that obsession with them.
00:24:03.600 But the way I'm looking at it from a more holistic festival standpoint, you've got a bunch of people there.
00:24:09.800 Some of them taking copious amounts of molly.
00:24:13.120 Oh, I didn't even think about that.
00:24:14.300 Other people are drinking and having a good time.
00:24:15.200 Now, keep in mind, prior to Justin Bieber's love song set, there's a two-hour break of just silence between the strokes and the beginning of a set.
00:24:27.900 Oh, yeah.
00:24:29.220 Before any headliner.
00:24:30.940 So before he even comes out, it's dead silent for two hours.
00:24:34.380 So everybody's doing their best to kind of keep the energy up, keep the momentum up.
00:24:38.420 Now, is this a case for him to have to put on some sort of firework show and not be able to get into his intimate moments?
00:24:44.300 No.
00:24:44.620 But for me, you know, I was much more excited about the electronic music this year at Coachella, which there was some absolutely incredible sets that no creator was talking about because everybody was just so obsessed with Bieber, Chella and Sabrina Carpenter.
00:24:58.580 I saw Prospa in the Yuma tent, which is incredible.
00:25:01.060 Kedema, John Summit did a surprise set at Doolab.
00:25:04.340 David Guetta had an incredible set.
00:25:06.640 Pauza had an incredible set.
00:25:07.940 There was a lot of really good electronic music this year that, unfortunately, like, when you have someone like Justin Bieber who commands a $10 million paycheck and every single person in the world running million-dollar programs to go see him, a lot of the other stuff gets, unfortunately, glazed over.
00:25:22.220 Subtronics had a crazy set.
00:25:24.060 There's a lot of stuff that happened at Coachella this year outside of Justin Bieber.
00:25:27.240 Unfortunately, like, it's just not being talked about.
00:25:28.820 Yeah, but as someone who didn't go to Coachella and has a wife and a kid, I was kind of waiting for, like, some drama or, like, someone to get ahead of it.
00:25:37.740 Oh, there was drama.
00:25:39.060 There was no real, like, speaker fell on the phone.
00:25:40.720 A speaker fell on the phone.
00:25:41.300 Talk to me about the speaker.
00:25:42.420 Is that person okay?
00:25:43.680 A speaker fell either on or next to someone.
00:25:46.180 I won't say during which set because I'd rather not,
00:25:48.340 but potentially there was an injury.
00:25:50.620 There was the biggest kind of problem.
00:25:53.180 That's not the kind of drama I want, guys. 0.98
00:25:55.520 I want some fucking, I want a fist fight between influencers. 0.99
00:25:58.200 Hallie Batchelder had a make-out scandal with one of the Mormon husbands. 1.00
00:26:02.340 This is what I'm talking about. 0.80
00:26:04.360 Which one?
00:26:05.260 McBrewster.
00:26:06.020 McHorton.
00:26:06.820 Johnny McHorton.
00:26:07.740 Can you give me a last name?
00:26:09.480 Give me a name here.
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00:27:59.340 I don't even know there's such a thing as D.
00:28:02.460 No, no, no.
00:28:03.120 I mean, like.
00:28:03.640 I didn't even get on the C list.
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00:28:19.180 Hallie Batchelder.
00:28:19.720 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
00:28:21.120 And Nick Horton, yeah, they had a whole make-out thing.
00:28:23.180 Oh, well, obviously, the biggest scandal coming out didn't,
00:28:25.800 it was Coachella-related, but wasn't, didn't happen at Coachella,
00:28:28.980 but it's Alex vs. Alex.
00:28:30.340 Dude, the Alex vs. Alex scandal is crazy.
00:28:32.520 Number one thing on the internet right now.
00:28:33.820 And as we make this current 7.59 p.m. on Wednesday afternoon,
00:28:39.380 by the time this airs, we could have an update on it,
00:28:41.880 but the internet is on fire.
00:28:43.540 The internet is on fire with Alex vs. Alex.
00:28:46.400 Same name, different people.
00:28:49.000 Different spelling.
00:28:49.940 Different spelling.
00:28:50.720 World War She, as I'm calling it.
00:28:52.700 Alex Earl vs. Alex Cooper.
00:28:55.500 Yes.
00:28:56.720 No, not Cooper.
00:28:57.240 Alex Earl vs. Alex Cooper.
00:28:58.900 who you're putting your money on on Polymarket.
00:29:01.960 Wait.
00:29:02.940 That can't be the right metric.
00:29:06.780 There's a 0.96
00:29:07.300 Polymarket for... There's actually
00:29:09.260 not. Yeah, you made that up. Why don't you use
00:29:11.140 the one that... On Polymarket, you can trade on
00:29:13.160 anything. There's markets on most
00:29:15.320 literally everything. There could be
00:29:17.320 a Polymarket on Alex vs. Alex.
00:29:19.560 Hypothetically speaking, you make
00:29:21.260 $250 million by selling your likeness.
00:29:24.400 Which Alex
00:29:25.460 are you putting all your money on? This is the problem
00:29:27.500 because I don't know the tea.
00:29:29.780 I don't know why they're fighting.
00:29:32.360 By the way, that's the tea.
00:29:34.600 No one knows?
00:29:35.260 Nope.
00:29:35.740 Everyone is assuming and guessing what's happened.
00:29:39.400 And we're sitting here idly waiting,
00:29:42.260 standing by to hear what's going on.
00:29:43.820 I'm not putting any money on anything
00:29:45.220 if I don't know the chances.
00:29:47.520 Do you want to know the main reporter for it too,
00:29:50.320 as we know?
00:29:50.940 Dave.
00:29:51.680 Dave Portnoy.
00:29:53.120 First of all, we have a brat background. 0.96
00:29:54.920 That's insane. 0.69
00:29:55.500 In our chat, but look.
00:29:56.180 That's insane.
00:29:56.860 Look at his question to me.
00:29:58.160 He's got a whole.
00:29:59.920 Look at his question to me.
00:30:01.360 Do you know the tea?
00:30:02.260 And then look at this next question.
00:30:03.700 You got any tea for me?
00:30:05.680 All Dave cares about right now is tea.
00:30:07.720 He just ate tea by the sea.
00:30:10.180 Tea by the sea right now is Portnoy's biggest thing.
00:30:13.160 I love it.
00:30:13.780 Okay.
00:30:14.160 Who are you putting your money on?
00:30:15.960 Well, first of all, money on to do what?
00:30:18.140 I don't know.
00:30:18.820 To win the.
00:30:19.500 He phrased it wrong.
00:30:20.880 What's going on?
00:30:21.700 What do you mean money on to do what?
00:30:23.780 Win.
00:30:24.360 Win the beef.
00:30:24.920 Clearly someone's going to come out of your cultural favorite.
00:30:28.320 It's going to be Alex Earl.
00:30:30.140 Alex Earl is subjectively the cultural favorite right now.
00:30:32.940 She has more of the ocean on TikTok working in her favor.
00:30:36.120 Okay?
00:30:36.920 I'm telling you she does.
00:30:38.380 I'm telling you she does.
00:30:39.160 I see the other side, brother.
00:30:41.360 Go to Cooper's comments, dude.
00:30:42.900 I see a veteran in the game who stood on business as it stands.
00:30:49.380 I'm waiting to get all the information before I put my money.
00:30:53.180 I know.
00:30:53.640 I need to know.
00:30:54.320 Yeah, you're right.
00:30:55.180 That's the way to do it.
00:30:55.960 But it seems like there's something someone doesn't want to talk about.
00:31:02.160 Here's my assumption.
00:31:04.300 This is completely based on nothing, right?
00:31:06.640 I think, and Dave already said this once, Alex Earl was signed when she was too big, right?
00:31:13.240 Like she was already such a phenom, and she signed into a deal.
00:31:17.060 Dave said she signed into a deal because she loved Alex Cooper.
00:31:20.100 She wanted to work with her idol, so on and so forth,
00:31:23.020 then probably signed into a deal that didn't make sense.
00:31:24.980 Now, I remember two years ago,
00:31:28.660 there was some buzz about a Super Bowl party
00:31:31.660 in, I believe it was San Francisco,
00:31:35.300 and Unwell did a,
00:31:36.740 when was the Super Bowl in San Francisco, two years ago?
00:31:39.120 Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:31:40.560 New Orleans, New Orleans.
00:31:43.240 And Alex Cooper was doing an Unwell party,
00:31:45.380 and I think she wanted Earl to go appear at it,
00:31:48.240 and then that didn't happen.
00:31:50.440 But I don't know if that was the right timeline
00:31:52.360 or what happened exactly.
00:31:53.620 So basically, I know nothing.
00:31:54.760 Bro, it doesn't matter.
00:31:55.620 Whatever the beef is, let's be honest.
00:31:58.800 You guys got a box.
00:32:01.060 You got to make diss tracks against each other.
00:32:03.000 And then you have to start a hydration company.
00:32:05.020 Yeah, 100%.
00:32:05.560 Yeah.
00:32:06.720 And by the way, I'm telling you the model works.
00:32:09.620 I've seen it happen.
00:32:10.740 Yeah.
00:32:11.140 I've seen it happen.
00:32:12.180 Okay, so you got no favorites.
00:32:13.560 I don't know.
00:32:14.560 Yeah.
00:32:15.080 I don't want to say something.
00:32:16.300 And then like, because I genuinely, I have no idea.
00:32:18.780 Is there anything you could say that we could use in the clickbait? 1.00
00:32:22.360 fuck them birth 1.00
00:32:24.400 I love them birth 1.00
00:32:26.700 just us asking the question
00:32:29.040 and then we'll cut to you making a face
00:32:31.840 like a dream
00:32:32.700 so Caleb mark that
00:32:35.400 right there and we'll add that
00:32:37.720 it is going to be interesting to see what happens
00:32:40.280 because Cooper's a
00:32:42.080 Cooper is a
00:32:44.060 like a real business woman 0.96
00:32:47.300 who understands and has sharp teeth
00:32:49.820 they're both business women
00:32:50.800 A hundred percent, but Cooper's a bit of a vet now, and I'll tell you why already.
00:32:56.420 She's already proven that.
00:33:00.700 Alex Cooper making a surgical strike on Coachella Monday is one of the most devious things I've ever seen in my life.
00:33:10.500 I don't think it's that deep, bro.
00:33:12.580 She was just chilling on a couch.
00:33:13.440 No, no, no.
00:33:14.200 Dude, can you imagine the shape of people on the Monday after Coachella,
00:33:20.500 after the things that have been done, seen, experienced, and witnessed?
00:33:24.200 Dude, if it's—
00:33:24.920 Over those three days, did you see the video of Earl waking up to it?
00:33:28.560 And she was in the bed, and they came and said,
00:33:30.120 Hey, we got a thing going on here.
00:33:31.880 Oh.
00:33:32.460 They had video of her seeing it.
00:33:34.700 Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:33:36.720 Doesn't Alex Earl have a reality show?
00:33:39.680 In which case, this is great for that.
00:33:42.300 100%.
00:33:42.700 Dude, honestly, they're both winning in their own.
00:33:45.360 Is there a chance we're getting played?
00:33:47.940 No.
00:33:48.520 I don't think so.
00:33:49.260 No, I don't think so.
00:33:51.700 No.
00:33:52.660 I don't know.
00:33:53.460 But I'll tell you where it ends.
00:33:54.880 Boxing fight.
00:33:56.100 Hydration company.
00:33:57.820 Disstracks in between.
00:33:59.780 She has a hydration company called Unwell. 0.99
00:34:02.460 Whose fucking brilliant idea was that? 0.99
00:34:04.900 Yo, stay hydrated. 0.99
00:34:06.180 Drink our drink.
00:34:06.900 It's going to make you feel good.
00:34:07.960 It's called Unwell.
00:34:10.380 No offense.
00:34:11.240 I'm just saying that's insane.
00:34:12.040 No offense. 1.00
00:34:12.700 just shit on her fucking brain i'm so sorry i wonder how it's doing 1.00
00:34:16.080 have you tried prime i have what do you think i love it really yeah it's amazing 1.00
00:34:24.800 yeah have you tried the protein no do you drink protein yes she can't have gluten i can't have
00:34:31.520 gluten it's gluten free dude you know i'm gonna be completely honest with you alex cooper never
00:34:36.160 checked back in with us ever she never did dude she never she i feel like i had a friend at one
00:34:41.540 point she never like she got that contract from spotify we had her on the show we i felt like
00:34:46.360 we were all friends and then she just stopped checking in with us no no that's not true remember
00:34:50.240 i texted her a couple times no that's not true she talked to you that whole night at that party
00:34:53.940 where you got the gun pulled on you that was so long ago that was so let's see what my last text
00:34:59.980 her is dude doesn't matter bro she's married she has a kid no she doesn't no she doesn't
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00:36:18.440 What is the long-term plan for Leah Halton relationship, family, cat?
00:36:22.720 No, no, no.
00:36:22.920 We can't talk about that.
00:36:23.960 It was in the—I'll tell you what it says.
00:36:26.900 It says the following.
00:36:28.480 Topics that are off-limits.
00:36:29.960 Leah's dating life, family, and future for that activity. 0.99
00:36:32.540 Oh, shit. 0.92
00:36:33.600 It's in the top of the PDF. 0.99
00:36:35.560 I am reading that now.
00:36:37.040 Oh, oops.
00:36:37.500 hey hey hey hey yeah just for just hey forget about that yeah should i leave i can leave do
00:36:43.660 you do you have any thoughts on there was some really sad um breaking news also from this week
00:36:48.560 that i do want to talk about a previous guest of this show actually two guests who were wildly
00:36:56.880 popular a wildly popular episode abby and david from love on the spectrum have um
00:37:04.940 have broken up
00:37:07.420 I saw that
00:37:09.660 yeah
00:37:09.940 that's really sad
00:37:12.940 this one cut
00:37:15.680 this one cut
00:37:18.060 who broke up with who and how
00:37:19.160 did she break up with him
00:37:20.960 I don't know
00:37:22.040 she was getting so big with those hats dude
00:37:25.720 I'm not gonna say it
00:37:26.980 I have a theory
00:37:28.720 they were really cute
00:37:31.940 due to differing desires
00:37:34.280 regarding marriage.
00:37:35.840 Abby was ready to get married,
00:37:37.920 but David required more time.
00:37:40.300 How long were they together?
00:37:42.800 Five years?
00:37:43.400 He has avoidant syndrome,
00:37:47.420 like me, bro.
00:37:49.120 He's...
00:37:49.760 Dude, can you imagine?
00:37:52.080 Doesn't matter where you are on the spectrum.
00:37:53.880 Can you imagine, bro,
00:37:55.200 if he's out right now at the club, bro?
00:37:59.560 That's my guy, David.
00:38:02.000 Mike's going to be with David tonight.
00:38:04.280 are you watching tv like that reality shows or like any good programming what are some good
00:38:11.340 shows i watch a lot of youtube really who are you watching um i watch sideman you did i watch
00:38:17.920 phase rog i watch um i watch like a lot i watch like beta swear like whatever just comes up onto
00:38:26.440 my really mr beast sometimes have you been in a mr beast video i have not wow yeah you got
00:38:34.240 I was actually
00:38:36.460 I was invited to one
00:38:39.780 But it was too far
00:38:40.700 Like I was in Australia
00:38:41.820 Which one was it?
00:38:45.380 Beast something
00:38:46.540 Beast something
00:38:47.360 That makes sense
00:38:48.140 Beast something
00:38:49.220 Beast games?
00:38:50.300 Yeah
00:38:50.520 I don't know
00:38:52.000 But it was like
00:38:53.000 It was like a
00:38:53.700 30 hour flight
00:38:55.280 And it was just too
00:38:56.380 It was like
00:38:57.660 I had to fly tomorrow
00:38:58.840 And I was just like
00:38:59.640 I can't
00:39:00.380 Okay
00:39:00.620 So you do 0.95
00:39:01.500 Watch the Sidemen 0.99
00:39:02.420 Yeah 0.91
00:39:03.600 Are you aware that there's a polymarket for the Sideman charity match?
00:39:08.620 What is a polymarket?
00:39:10.360 I'm glad you asked.
00:39:13.380 Polymarket.
00:39:14.820 Well, they are the sponsor of this show and the sponsor of me, but it's really cool.
00:39:21.140 So it's a place where you can essentially trade on anything in any market, not just...
00:39:27.420 Like sports and other casino stuff.
00:39:29.960 Yeah, not just culture.
00:39:31.980 It's not just sports.
00:39:32.360 You can trade on culture.
00:39:33.440 It's culture.
00:39:33.980 What do you trade?
00:39:35.060 So here, look.
00:39:35.980 Look at this.
00:39:36.420 Literally.
00:39:37.140 Sideman charity match.
00:39:38.100 Player to score.
00:39:39.280 Mini Minter, Chris MD, Adapt, Wine.
00:39:41.480 And you can buy yes that you think they're going to score.
00:39:44.380 Like Nico Omila, there's a 50% chance he's going to score.
00:39:49.280 So you can buy yes or no.
00:39:50.180 Do you think that Logan or Mike scored in the charity match?
00:39:54.320 Well, I'm not in it.
00:39:55.500 I'm not even sure that Logan's in it.
00:39:57.840 I did score a goal in the charity match.
00:40:00.160 Here's another one.
00:40:01.980 Clavicular arrested again by April 30th.
00:40:05.160 What's the date today?
00:40:06.100 The Polymer says there's a 10% chance.
00:40:07.220 What are we buying?
00:40:07.660 10%?
00:40:08.380 I'm off that.
00:40:09.180 What are we buying?
00:40:09.700 Because Clav is, just so you know.
00:40:11.100 I don't know.
00:40:11.700 No?
00:40:12.280 No.
00:40:13.020 I feel like I'm uncoach it in that scene.
00:40:14.880 Can you buy no for me right now?
00:40:16.260 Clav, he's turning a page after last night's overdose.
00:40:19.240 He is.
00:40:19.720 I'm serious.
00:40:20.360 Yeah, have you checked in with him?
00:40:21.440 I did not.
00:40:22.400 Do you want to face?
00:40:23.320 Should I face down?
00:40:24.660 That's not what I said.
00:40:26.160 Well, I don't know.
00:40:26.980 You asked me if I've checked in with him.
00:40:28.480 I don't know.
00:40:28.860 You just told me.
00:40:29.220 No, I didn't text, I didn't message him because he's got, he's got a lot going on and he said
00:40:33.920 he's going to stop IRL streams.
00:40:35.280 He's going to focus on desktop and, and that he's going to try not to use so much substances.
00:40:41.800 He's going to stop substance maxing.
00:40:43.980 Will Kim Kardashian pass the bar exam by May 3rd?
00:40:47.680 I hope so.
00:40:48.580 I think so.
00:40:49.680 This is a 10% chance.
00:40:51.360 Oh, she failed three times.
00:40:53.820 I believe in her.
00:40:55.120 Yeah.
00:40:55.500 She could do it.
00:40:56.120 She can do it.
00:40:56.620 Do you know that Leah has the most liked TikTok ever?
00:41:01.100 I did.
00:41:01.800 I did know that.
00:41:04.400 We got word that you have the most liked TikTok ever.
00:41:07.440 Why did I get yelled at for that?
00:41:09.120 Encouraging.
00:41:10.000 I was like, yeah.
00:41:10.840 Oh.
00:41:11.460 I do.
00:41:12.100 Yeah.
00:41:12.700 I have to say, I watched the TikTok.
00:41:14.600 Why do you think that TikTok went so viral?
00:41:21.740 I wish that was a...
00:41:23.480 I had an answer to that.
00:41:25.200 I know why.
00:41:25.680 Why?
00:41:25.920 scrunchie nose scrunchie nose yeah i think it was just it was that that's my thought the time
00:41:31.260 of tiktok was like you know no no what what does that mean wait i'm sorry like it was just that
00:41:41.100 era it was like everyone was serving serving yeah so and what i don't know you gotta help me
00:41:49.440 you gotta help me what does that mean or scrunch maxing at least scrunch maxing honestly it was
00:41:56.120 just i it was just an in the moment tiktok everyone always asked me this like why did
00:42:01.960 it go viral i wish i had an answer initially like around that time i think everyone also assumes
00:42:08.760 that that tiktok blew me up from nothing i already had like a million followers on tiktok and i know
00:42:16.240 around that time it was a big time i like had just hit like a million subscribers on youtube
00:42:20.420 um so it was very exciting and then i think that was like a really trending sound of the summer
00:42:26.300 i was running late on the way to a meeting and i just pulled out my phone on the west gate bridge
00:42:35.080 um and it had really good lighting the light yeah that's another thing and it was just like a one
00:42:40.740 and done like thirst trap and i posted it in the moment initially it did well but it didn't like go
00:42:47.640 super viral i was like looking through my camera roll it ended up like blowing up
00:42:51.620 around three months later and every day it was just getting like 100 million views so it was like
00:42:58.680 three months of like it was a big tiktok and then it just was like it was a it just exploded it has
00:43:05.280 1.3 billion views
00:43:07.220 and
00:43:08.180 70 something million likes
00:43:10.880 that's insane
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00:44:58.980 but just don't say out loud.
00:44:59.940 I hate that job.
00:45:00.960 You're probably just going to meet with some rich guy,
00:45:02.600 and he's going to whisk you away, and I'll never see you again.
00:45:06.160 Well, this is awkward.
00:45:07.860 Would you say a D-list actor?
00:45:09.640 D?
00:45:11.660 I don't even know.
00:45:12.420 There's such a thing as D.
00:45:13.460 No, no, no.
00:45:14.120 I mean, like—
00:45:14.640 I can't even get on the C-list.
00:45:15.560 Like, I'm not even average.
00:45:16.420 I'm not even passing.
00:45:17.400 I'm failing.
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00:45:28.540 Have you seen Bella Porch
00:45:31.780 I've met Bella
00:45:32.920 But I met her before
00:45:34.060 I don't know if you want to see her after
00:45:36.300 Why? 1.00
00:45:37.700 She had a lot going on with that M to the B 0.99
00:45:39.860 Yeah but she's genuinely
00:45:42.500 Such a lovely girl
00:45:43.740 We went to Matsuhisa
00:45:45.440 Matsuhisa
00:45:47.460 She's really lovely
00:45:51.220 Yeah
00:45:51.940 So there's like no beef
00:45:54.820 Do you, okay
00:45:55.920 I don't think
00:45:57.360 But it's a major milestone.
00:45:59.780 You have the most liked TikTok, so it's probably the most popular or like, I don't know, what
00:46:07.540 would you call the platform?
00:46:08.540 It's like the most-
00:46:09.120 TikTok?
00:46:09.640 Yeah.
00:46:09.860 For that age demo, it's like the highest regards, right?
00:46:12.600 I also think, I might be wrong.
00:46:15.920 I think, I'm looking at my mind.
00:46:17.560 I think it's right.
00:46:18.500 I actually think it's the most post of all time.
00:46:22.740 Like on Instagram.
00:46:24.160 Total.
00:46:24.520 Total.
00:46:25.380 I think it's probably true.
00:46:27.360 The views are one thing.
00:46:30.400 I've seen other things with billion plus views.
00:46:33.380 The likes is insane.
00:46:35.040 70 million likes.
00:46:36.180 I don't know when the last time I saw 70 million likes on anything is.
00:46:39.360 That's crazy.
00:46:41.240 But it's so, like, how do you even conceptualize?
00:46:43.880 Like, it's so weird.
00:46:45.140 I have a theory.
00:46:46.120 I have a theory.
00:46:46.800 Yeah.
00:46:47.020 I think at that time when TikTok was serving, what they were really doing was serving what
00:46:54.920 they considered to be universally attractive content to the audience and i bet your video
00:47:01.520 fell in that category like i bet i i bet that your video is a video that when new users logged
00:47:08.200 onto tiktok if they were served that video first they stayed for the next video after watching the
00:47:14.580 majority of that one i bet i bet it was an out a very algorithmically friendly video i i assume
00:47:20.440 wow like you like user retention yes or what's the word like when you get new user acquisition
00:47:28.000 yes yes they just like you open an account you start that you're like well i'm hooked for her
00:47:32.800 and then by the way the next video is copy lame and you're like this guy's hilarious
00:47:36.360 uh do you worry about anyone oh you guys is there an inside joke there's gotta be no
00:47:45.040 No, it's just funny.
00:47:47.120 We don't have any inside jokes.
00:47:48.640 No, you're laughing about something, bro.
00:47:52.240 Oh, you do it.
00:47:55.260 You do it.
00:47:58.600 I love Kami, dude.
00:48:00.940 Dude, actually.
00:48:01.620 Have you met him?
00:48:03.100 No, I've not met him.
00:48:04.040 Where does he exist?
00:48:05.240 Is he from Italy?
00:48:06.480 Yes, he's Italian.
00:48:07.520 He's Italian?
00:48:08.220 He's Italian, yes.
00:48:10.480 Where does he, he lives in Italy?
00:48:13.000 I don't know anymore with that $900 million.
00:48:15.880 He probably went to that place north of Queensland.
00:48:18.760 Where did he go?
00:48:19.540 With his cats.
00:48:20.380 Where did he go?
00:48:21.460 I need to know.
00:48:22.600 Do you worry about anyone taking this record from you?
00:48:26.440 Honestly, I'm less to have had it.
00:48:28.960 Even if I had it for a day, that's like a blessing.
00:48:32.200 Because there's a couple people swinging for it.
00:48:36.680 Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:48:39.260 Who?
00:48:39.980 Let me ask you this.
00:48:40.640 who do you think has the capability to pass you right now as a as a female creator on tiktok
00:48:45.860 i don't know i didn't know if maybe someone jumped out very diplomatic
00:48:53.540 i'm not very like opinionated i feel like i'm very i don't i don't really hate anyone
00:48:59.820 there's no like beef with me and like yeah no it's it's good you're also very humble why why
00:49:06.640 are you so humble that's a really good question not a good not american i think i grew up doubting
00:49:12.640 myself why why i don't know i just i think that's like
00:49:18.880 maybe it's just like a personal thing i don't know my parents were always like very supportive i
00:49:29.060 think just self-doubt even like now that i've like done so much i still sometimes think like damn
00:49:35.180 like can I do this like do people like me like blah blah blah I think people are sure am I like
00:49:40.380 the most snobby but no no you're you're very likable I don't know I don't I haven't really
00:49:49.040 been able to pick any pick any holes of your part you're like you're not you've not said anything
00:49:52.860 like absolutely outrageous she doesn't really like drama she's kind of like yeah she avoids it
00:49:58.040 that's why like I'm asking questions in like certain ways there's stuff I want to ask right
00:50:01.800 now but i'm just trying to avoid i hate confrontation that gives me so i'm i'm a very
00:50:06.080 anxious like socially like when i'm sitting down with people i'm okay but like i'm very
00:50:11.280 socially awkward and i think that can come across as like snobby or like i don't want to be
00:50:15.940 approached i'm just like stressing you know what i mean i think people assume the worst
00:50:21.380 um the amount of times like i remember when i started my youtube channel i was like so afraid
00:50:28.000 because it's like I can like people can have their opinions about my looks I don't like it's
00:50:33.120 just like physical who gives a fuck but like if people don't like me for me like that's what scares
00:50:38.980 me yeah yeah how have you been able to like deal with that miscalculation or like misconception 0.68
00:50:45.300 from the public because it there's like kind of a a life cycle for creators where you start to get
00:50:53.920 like more numb to it almost like what what stage would you say you're at right now like does does
00:50:59.680 the does the stuff like bother you like still pretty much or because you're how long have you
00:51:05.640 been doing this for i i started like social media like a i would say like officially like end of
00:51:12.320 2019 that's when i posted my like first official youtube video and then like since then i've just
00:51:19.760 been like non-stop i can't do maths how many years is that seven years six seven years yeah
00:51:26.640 but i like this is like i love
00:51:28.900 yeah i think like i love it i grow up like watching content this is like what i want to do
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00:51:54.800 of course your boys impulsive we will be there and that is not all wwe superstars will be in
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00:52:10.120 grab yours today and we'll see you there i think that's why like i'm okay and i can like move past
00:52:15.880 like hate in a way because like it's something i genuinely enjoy doing like if my dad always told
00:52:22.500 me like growing up if you don't enjoy what you do you like you have to stop because it'll ruin
00:52:25.680 your life wow yeah does he do what he loves yeah what does he do he's a mechanical engineer that's
00:52:31.380 amazing what about your mom my mom's a nurse this is great and she loves it as well are they still 0.81
00:52:36.500 together they break up when i was one oh shit yeah we're all the product of divorce homes
00:52:42.440 yeah makes you cool but it's honestly that was like best case scenario because imagine they 0.94
00:52:47.400 broke up when i was older that would be like harder to deal with yeah like imagine if they
00:52:50.680 broke up when you were like 15 yeah yeah seven yeah i know that would give me a father in the
00:52:56.940 home type stuff you know i have two very amazing separated parents yeah like you're going into
00:53:02.740 high school and people like yo try these drugs like you don't your dad's not there anymore like
00:53:06.340 god you know what i'm saying like if that happened to someone and just oh that's so bad
00:53:12.020 That's so bad.
00:53:13.640 Must have been nice to know that life.
00:53:16.400 Wait, when does this podcast come out?
00:53:19.520 ASAP.
00:53:20.000 Wait, so you are going to WrestleMania?
00:53:22.260 Oh, do you guys want to come to WrestleMania?
00:53:23.960 Do you guys want to come to WrestleMania?
00:53:25.200 Yeah.
00:53:26.340 It's in Vegas.
00:53:27.320 Yes.
00:53:27.860 It's in Vegas.
00:53:28.400 I love Vegas.
00:53:29.300 Oh, let's go home.
00:53:29.960 I love Vegas.
00:53:30.480 Oh, you should come.
00:53:31.100 Oh, my God, yeah.
00:53:32.120 You should come.
00:53:32.580 The only problem is the president's flying in, so we're going to have to fly on a...
00:53:37.100 It would have been nice to go on a...
00:53:40.100 Oh, I wouldn't go.
00:53:41.800 on a jet oh you don't like jets no i'm terrified of flying wait a second you don't like private
00:53:46.580 jets no they are scary i would never i've been on one once and it was the worst experience of my
00:53:51.080 life wait but you fly commercial yeah yeah what am i meant to fly what's well what's the difference
00:53:56.560 between flying a jet and flying a commercial because it's a bigger plane and there's like
00:54:00.640 statistically like less chance of also i have it also i have a like debilitating fear of dying in
00:54:07.980 plane crash like i on the way to america i think for about a week i couldn't sleep at night i was
00:54:13.380 like up all night crying like when i've been on planes i like have dreams that the plane is
00:54:18.540 crashing and then i wake up when i've like died in the dream and i'm in the plane still like it's
00:54:22.920 it's run so deep i'm so afraid do you know i used to have that fear how did you get over that there's
00:54:27.920 no reason you wouldn't know that but i used to have that i used to have that fear uh i i i honestly
00:54:33.180 just kept flying private jets with
00:54:34.920 all the money that I was making 1.00
00:54:37.080 and I realized that that shit was awesome 0.99
00:54:39.580 No, what? Jets are 1.00
00:54:41.640 way scarier than commercial planes
00:54:43.420 Yeah, but so much more convenient
00:54:44.980 So what's the price of convenience
00:54:46.540 for fear? You know, if you could just take
00:54:49.280 that fear switch and turn it off like a light switch
00:54:51.200 I still
00:54:52.660 Do you want to know how I get
00:54:54.520 Sorry, not to interrupt you, which I did
00:54:56.420 I'll do it again, but I travel with a parachute
00:54:59.100 You do?
00:55:01.000 Do you actually, wait
00:55:02.440 you don't
00:55:04.140 because I've considered that
00:55:05.900 I've looked into it and they said
00:55:08.880 I'm not allowed 0.97
00:55:09.920 no you could definitely do it
00:55:11.360 not in a commercial plane
00:55:12.560 on a commercial plane
00:55:15.260 did we check it though
00:55:17.200 we checked it on the commercial plane
00:55:18.740 you're feeding into my fear
00:55:23.160 where am I going to do that
00:55:24.400 I've worked it out
00:55:25.720 you bring the parachute on
00:55:26.980 you know what the problem is
00:55:29.140 I don't want to scare you
00:55:30.980 The problems tend to happen
00:55:35.540 During takeoff and landing
00:55:37.320 I know
00:55:37.560 You just gotta go
00:55:39.600 But you know the best part of the plane
00:55:41.900 Where you have the highest chance of survival
00:55:43.080 If things go wrong
00:55:44.360 Back
00:55:45.020 The back of the plane
00:55:46.860 Yeah like the toilet
00:55:47.600 Which makes life for me pretty hard
00:55:49.960 Because I'm not there
00:55:51.360 But I'm not in the toilet
00:55:52.380 I'm a big first class guy
00:55:53.800 So I was sitting like one and two
00:55:55.100 So like I would be the first
00:55:56.780 But you gotta give 0.99
00:55:57.720 You gotta fucking 0.99
00:55:58.460 Let me tell you something about life 1.00
00:55:59.700 Dude just roll the fucking dice 1.00
00:56:01.020 Yeah. 1.00
00:56:01.380 Roll the fucking dice. 1.00
00:56:02.280 Yeah, my guy. 1.00
00:56:02.540 Dude, are you serious?
00:56:03.300 I'm not like that.
00:56:04.080 No, yo, seriously, you've got to just roll the dice.
00:56:07.180 Because here's the thing. 0.99
00:56:08.400 You'll have some schmuck, okay? 0.99
00:56:11.520 Scared to fly. 0.99
00:56:12.480 Now I ain't getting on that G. 0.99
00:56:13.200 You're calling me a schmuck? 0.99
00:56:13.800 No, I'm not calling you a schmuck. 1.00
00:56:15.040 Lee, I would never do that to you. 0.98
00:56:16.900 You'll get some, I can't get on that G550, got too much fear. 0.99
00:56:22.040 Gets in a fucking Honda Civic, drives Barstow route to Vegas. 0.99
00:56:26.780 cactus middle of the street runs over scorpion car flips over fiery car crash because automobile 1.00
00:56:34.620 crashes are far more likely than fucking but by the way that guy no that that guy lived the issue 0.97
00:56:41.000 was when he got out of the burning vehicle then another car came and it was carrying a trunk full 0.95
00:56:47.060 of live snakes uh like cobras yeah it nicked him but the snakes escaped because of the swerve
00:56:55.900 and one of them got to him.
00:56:57.700 Guess where the antidote was?
00:57:00.500 On the G550 jet.
00:57:01.820 That was flying to Vegas.
00:57:02.940 So if he had been on that,
00:57:04.340 even if there were snakes on the plane,
00:57:05.920 fully survived.
00:57:06.740 What I'm saying to you is this.
00:57:08.980 So you're telling me I just need to fly private?
00:57:12.880 I've spent all my money.
00:57:14.040 As much as you possibly can.
00:57:15.760 But you're not going to this time
00:57:17.500 because the president ruined it.
00:57:18.920 The president has canceled all the flights.
00:57:20.120 I wouldn't even if it was an option.
00:57:21.600 I'm sorry.
00:57:22.120 Okay, well, we're going to put you on spirit.
00:57:24.000 Okay, but listen.
00:57:25.000 That's fine.
00:57:25.340 I'll sit at the back.
00:57:25.700 You're coming to WrestleMania, to WrestleMania Vegas, okay?
00:57:28.980 And it's going to be a great time.
00:57:30.340 We're going to gamble.
00:57:31.240 And I'm once again going to call TMZ to let them know that we're going to dinner.
00:57:36.280 Why did you do that?
00:57:37.380 I didn't do that.
00:57:38.200 Why did you do that? 0.98
00:57:38.540 I didn't fucking do that. 0.97
00:57:39.500 Do you believe him? 0.99
00:57:40.360 Do you believe him?
00:57:41.360 I don't think I believe him.
00:57:42.760 No, don't.
00:57:44.260 Leah, don't you dare.
00:57:45.480 No, no.
00:57:46.580 You were so insistent on going to Dialogue Cafe and getting the breakfast burrito.
00:57:50.500 He is with me, too.
00:57:51.400 I'm celiac.
00:57:52.700 I can't have the breakfast burrito.
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01:00:10.360 It is a... It is where I wanted to go for the breakfast burrito.
01:00:14.600 You got a nice drink.
01:00:17.180 It was a completely innocent morning.
01:00:20.520 What were we coming from? The gym?
01:00:22.580 a hike. I said
01:00:24.560 why wouldn't I have them come to the hike?
01:00:26.780 I said let's go get breakfast brews.
01:00:28.740 We left.
01:00:30.720 What's the guy's name again? From Hollywood
01:00:32.880 Fix. Remember him from back in the day?
01:00:35.220 Taylor. It's the same guy.
01:00:36.460 It's not Taylor. 0.91
01:00:39.040 Anyways, lined up like a freaking 0.97
01:00:41.120 row of docs. That's him? 0.96
01:00:42.740 That everyone refers to?
01:00:44.080 I feel honored to have seen him.
01:00:46.140 Fletcher. He was on our show.
01:00:48.220 Didn't we have him as a guest?
01:00:50.180 I immediately see them
01:00:52.060 I go as far away as I can.
01:00:54.340 I go to the other side.
01:00:56.060 She was shoplifting.
01:00:57.540 Is that what you just said?
01:00:59.100 What?
01:00:59.580 What did you say?
01:01:00.080 You were doing what?
01:01:00.640 I was oblivious.
01:01:01.900 Shoplifting.
01:01:02.600 Okay, sorry.
01:01:03.300 I'm bad here.
01:01:03.900 I'm old.
01:01:05.220 From where?
01:01:05.700 You know, they said you got earmuffs on.
01:01:07.860 Where is this going?
01:01:09.680 I said, dude, listen.
01:01:11.440 We're talking about Snapchat.
01:01:12.780 Relax.
01:01:13.900 And then you didn't see this, but I slipped him $150 for doing the story.
01:01:19.080 It's not true, dude.
01:01:20.260 I wanted to bring you for a good breakfast burrito
01:01:22.740 because it's one of our best ones
01:01:24.300 I've been to LA so many times
01:01:27.000 I've never seen paparazzi in the flesh
01:01:29.240 I'm hot
01:01:30.580 that's so interesting 0.86
01:01:32.060 I'm sorry I'm clowning you
01:01:34.840 I'm joking
01:01:35.340 I will say I've known Mike for many years
01:01:38.840 that calling the paparazzi
01:01:41.120 on yourself is like a wild 1.00
01:01:43.480 fucking 1.00
01:01:43.780 he's not that guy 1.00
01:01:46.980 but that was a viral ass clip 0.95
01:01:48.780 That was Spiral. 0.96
01:01:49.980 Dude, that's their most viewed clip ever.
01:01:51.900 Even with Kylie and everybody challenging it.
01:01:54.040 It's got millions and millions.
01:01:56.040 For whatever reason, people definitely want to know who she's dating
01:01:59.360 and definitely do not want me dating.
01:02:01.460 I know the reason.
01:02:03.160 I know the reason.
01:02:04.420 What is it?
01:02:06.260 Let's be honest.
01:02:07.960 I think people saw that clip and shared the clip because they were shocked.
01:02:12.440 Honestly, yeah.
01:02:13.480 I know what was going on.
01:02:15.100 I agree with that too.
01:02:15.940 They were shocked. 0.99
01:02:16.240 They're like, bro, Mike and Leah, this is fucking crazy, bro. 1.00
01:02:19.460 This is criminal. 1.00
01:02:20.380 This is borderline criminal.
01:02:21.680 No.
01:02:22.260 No, that's not true.
01:02:23.840 That's not true.
01:02:25.880 How old are you now?
01:02:27.200 20, 35, 31.
01:02:29.040 You're not 35.
01:02:30.260 How old are you?
01:02:30.700 Me?
01:02:30.980 Yeah.
01:02:31.780 You think I'm 30?
01:02:33.100 No, I think he was talking about himself.
01:02:34.300 No, me.
01:02:34.700 It's me.
01:02:35.520 I'm 25.
01:02:36.940 It's not even close to criminal.
01:02:38.800 Wait, but when you did turn 25, did you feel like, oh, man, halfway through the 20s?
01:02:45.200 It's a bit stressful
01:02:46.760 But it's also a blessing
01:02:48.720 You have such a positive outlook on things
01:02:51.980 You have to
01:02:52.880 You have to 1.00
01:02:53.980 Otherwise you fucking kill yourself 1.00
01:02:55.480 Dude thank you 1.00
01:02:56.440 Thank you
01:02:57.300 And he'll feel
01:02:57.900 Yeah
01:02:58.120 You know what I
01:03:00.280 What
01:03:00.940 What
01:03:02.080 What
01:03:04.960 Dude I went to Coachella
01:03:06.640 I haven't slept
01:03:07.460 I have not slept
01:03:08.420 I'm walking
01:03:09.280 Wait what
01:03:09.620 I'm walking
01:03:10.460 I'm walking bro
01:03:11.540 What happened
01:03:12.740 I haven't slept bro
01:03:15.040 and you said that I called the paparazzi on myself.
01:03:18.380 Yeah, but then I defended you.
01:03:19.720 What happened?
01:03:20.440 Nothing.
01:03:20.960 It was, I haven't slept a lot.
01:03:23.120 I went to the trip to Coachella.
01:03:24.680 Haven't slept, bro?
01:03:26.180 Haven't slept?
01:03:28.100 Guess how many hours I slept last night?
01:03:30.200 Fine.
01:03:31.640 Five.
01:03:32.240 And then guess what I did this morning?
01:03:35.840 Jumped out of the hot air balloons.
01:03:38.080 Oh.
01:03:39.660 For Polly Market.
01:03:42.540 Markets on anything, Mike.
01:03:43.980 At least the parachute opened
01:03:47.680 Because you had a camera on you
01:03:49.260 I'm coming back
01:03:52.200 What do you think about Logan's hair
01:03:54.600 Just from a distance
01:03:56.480 Don't answer it
01:03:57.740 What do you think about his hair
01:04:02.060 What's your biggest fear
01:04:02.940 I already told you
01:04:04.780 My biggest
01:04:06.820 Flying
01:04:07.760 So flying is your biggest fear
01:04:10.180 Death
01:04:12.540 Death is my biggest fear.
01:04:14.100 What do you think happens when we die?
01:04:16.360 I hope something lovely.
01:04:19.000 Are you Christian?
01:04:19.860 Are you religious?
01:04:20.940 Do you like spirits?
01:04:22.280 I'm like, you know, I grew up Catholic.
01:04:25.280 I'm open to anything.
01:04:27.600 I'm not against any religion.
01:04:30.200 I'm not against, like, my best friend's Muslim.
01:04:33.040 I'm open to that.
01:04:34.300 I'm also open to, like, I'm very spiritual.
01:04:36.740 I like star signs.
01:04:38.040 I like the universe.
01:04:39.880 I literally, like, I'm so open.
01:04:42.160 What is your biggest flaw?
01:04:45.640 If you had to look inwards and ask questions about thyself, what would you say your biggest flaw is?
01:04:59.720 That's a really good question.
01:05:02.060 I think self-doubt.
01:05:03.340 I think I really doubt myself.
01:05:05.120 I think my biggest hater is me.
01:05:07.480 That's crazy.
01:05:08.440 I feel like that sometimes too.
01:05:09.560 Yeah.
01:05:10.060 But I really try to fight that.
01:05:14.180 That's why I'm so positive.
01:05:16.640 Have you tried listening to Joel Osteen?
01:05:18.340 No, I don't know.
01:05:19.020 We just had him on the podcast.
01:05:20.560 He's really big on this.
01:05:21.920 He said something.
01:05:23.700 He's like, man, there's going to be so many people against you in life.
01:05:26.980 Why would you be against yourself?
01:05:29.260 I don't know if I could do the accent. 1.00
01:05:30.300 Just fucking try. 0.99
01:05:31.740 My colleagues told me not to do the accent. 0.99
01:05:35.960 Hold on.
01:05:36.280 Excuse me for a sec.
01:05:37.040 Why not?
01:05:37.460 Why can't I give him the accent, Jeff?
01:05:38.620 Just out of curiosity
01:05:40.260 Why is it
01:05:40.780 Is that offensive
01:05:41.360 To Houstonians
01:05:42.380 Could be seen
01:05:43.360 Because what is it
01:05:44.200 What accent is that
01:05:45.180 It's like a Texas
01:05:45.700 Southern accent
01:05:46.540 Oh
01:05:46.880 Leah doing an American accent
01:05:48.360 Yeah we can do that too
01:05:49.580 But I'm just
01:05:49.980 Can you do an American accent
01:05:50.740 I don't know
01:05:51.800 No
01:05:52.860 Wait really
01:05:53.700 You just did
01:05:54.300 No
01:05:54.680 I can't
01:05:55.960 I could get into Australian
01:05:57.020 I can't 0.99
01:05:57.700 You can't
01:05:58.320 I could get into Australian
01:05:59.160 Pretty easy now mate
01:06:00.180 Wait
01:06:02.120 That's so good
01:06:03.320 It's alright mate
01:06:04.880 It's alright
01:06:05.440 It's alright
01:06:06.420 Yeah
01:06:06.640 He's had a lot of practice
01:06:07.380 Down with the booger mate
01:06:08.740 What? 1.00
01:06:09.520 Down by the bugger, mate. 1.00
01:06:10.680 What is that? 1.00
01:06:11.600 Flat Earth girl.
01:06:12.360 Fell in love with the flat Earth girl, Mike.
01:06:15.580 Fell in love with the flat Earth girl.
01:06:19.080 Say pass the water. 0.89
01:06:21.360 Pass the water.
01:06:22.400 Now say it in English.
01:06:23.520 In American English.
01:06:24.100 In English.
01:06:25.180 Say it in American English. 0.64
01:06:26.260 Pass the water.
01:06:27.820 That was very good.
01:06:29.260 There you go.
01:06:29.740 That was very good.
01:06:30.400 All right, all right.
01:06:30.860 Now say no in English. 0.67
01:06:34.560 American English.
01:06:35.600 No.
01:06:36.480 Okay, now say in Australian English.
01:06:38.280 no
01:06:38.680 when you type out no 0.96
01:06:42.140 do you type it N-A-U-R 0.98
01:06:43.820 yeah
01:06:44.340 do you swear
01:06:50.240 yeah 1.00
01:06:51.220 dude Australian girls are crazy bro 1.00
01:06:56.420 she bucks the trend 1.00
01:07:00.260 she does
01:07:01.200 he's told me some crazy things
01:07:04.400 I'm sure
01:07:04.820 that are kind of unbelievable
01:07:06.360 about what the Australian girls
01:07:07.600 No, yeah, no, there's 0.84
01:07:09.620 I don't know anyone like that
01:07:11.500 What thing was it?
01:07:13.680 Like a little crazy thing 1.00
01:07:16.340 Yeah, I don't have a thing about Australians, dude 1.00
01:07:20.240 I know you do 1.00
01:07:22.040 But I keep ruining it
01:07:25.620 Yeah
01:07:26.080 We can unpack it
01:07:28.280 Wait, hold on
01:07:28.960 Do you think that
01:07:30.940 Do you think that I need to settle down, unk, and grow up, start a family? 1.00
01:07:37.000 if you want to do you want to no not really then don't who the fuck has you know what my 0.99
01:07:43.140 life motto is yolo yo so just yolo yeah wait you don't want to settle down you know i've been like 0.99
01:07:50.600 my thing like growing up i was like i want a baby like i want kids but now i've hit this part of my
01:07:55.520 life i'm like do i but like like it's such like a societal pressure dude thank you but like i do
01:08:03.220 want kids but also do i i don't know but it's like okay to not know what you want but but like
01:08:07.960 sometimes things just happen and it's like everything happens for a reason but also like
01:08:12.680 why can't you just do like you know what you want to do in life you know what i'm saying like why
01:08:17.440 does anyone have to really like do as long as you're not hurting other people right like if
01:08:21.620 you're hurting other people then like stop right but if you're like if you're like 56 okay say
01:08:28.100 you're 56 okay you work a job as i don't know a mechanical engineer or no actually let me say this
01:08:33.820 my dad you work a job as an hvac technician okay and tuscaloosa alabama okay and you want to pack
01:08:44.280 a bag and you want to fly out to palm springs and go to coachella at 56 and you want to hang
01:08:49.660 out at the vip bar and watch disclosure play why can't you do that why is it i want to wear and
01:08:57.380 you want to wear a headband and you want to wear a funny shirt and you want to scream i love you
01:09:04.240 sabrina why can't you do it i'll tell you why because you're gonna have a couple young streamers
01:09:08.880 named ween and lacy yeah telling you that you're 40 and yeah she's not gonna cuff you bro what so
01:09:15.040 okay that happened i think people need to stop caring no no people need to live no you can have
01:09:21.060 an opinion but i care so i don't know why i'm saying that no but it's you could give advice
01:09:24.960 and not follow it yeah i'm giving advice to myself that's everyone yeah that's great
01:09:31.060 people need to stop like it's not that deep it's really not i just think people can just do what
01:09:39.500 they want to do and then by the way it's not i think that is the answer the answer is do whatever 0.63
01:09:43.380 the fuck you can actually that you can actually do whatever you want free will it's pretty great 0.91
01:09:48.000 you know what's crazy like in like coming like being in america you see something crazy every 0.99
01:09:53.700 day and it makes you realize you can actually
01:09:55.700 do whatever you want to do yeah like in Florida 1.00
01:09:57.480 the Florida men are doing some crazy shit 1.00
01:09:59.480 like they do crazy shit so like you can do that 1.00
01:10:01.960 yeah 0.98
01:10:02.240 you know what I mean what's stopping you
01:10:05.600 people that think that they're
01:10:07.320 judgment yes well people that cause
01:10:09.320 there's there's two things
01:10:11.440 there's having an opinion in life which we all
01:10:13.580 deserve then there's having an
01:10:15.500 opinion and thinking that
01:10:17.340 that should affect the
01:10:19.400 behavior of the person you have an opinion about
01:10:21.360 does that make sense yeah like oh
01:10:23.300 Well, I have this opinion about you.
01:10:24.760 Let's use me as an example, right?
01:10:26.300 41, settle down, grow up, start a family, unk.
01:10:29.060 I think by 41, you should have an established family, okay?
01:10:32.940 You think that?
01:10:33.660 No, no, I don't care.
01:10:34.880 I don't care about anything at all.
01:10:35.880 But society thinks that.
01:10:36.760 Yeah, that's like what someone might say on the internet in the comments, and they're 14, right?
01:10:41.020 That's fine.
01:10:41.900 You can think that.
01:10:42.780 But then when you go and try to say that it's my responsibility to do it and start passing judgment on me because I don't want to do that, that's where you've made a mistake.
01:10:52.360 Now you're trying to tell me how I have to live my life based on your preconceived notions and also based on the things that you feel like you have to do because you have to do.
01:11:06.000 I encourage everyone to get to a point where they do what they want in life.
01:11:10.480 People say, I do what I can.
01:11:13.040 Sorry, sorry.
01:11:13.560 I do what I want.
01:11:14.140 You do what you can.
01:11:15.120 I do whatever I want.
01:11:16.640 Some people have to do whatever they can.
01:11:18.860 My goal in life has always been to get to a place where I can do whatever I want.
01:11:22.360 there's two very different
01:11:24.160 places in life
01:11:25.260 in some respects
01:11:27.540 in some respects I am
01:11:30.000 yeah but imagine if everyone was
01:11:32.200 the same it would be so boring
01:11:33.940 it can't happen
01:11:34.700 so boring
01:11:35.320 we need Lacey and Ween
01:11:40.240 to tell Mike he's 40
01:11:41.320 I did see
01:11:44.260 the clip I have to say
01:11:45.120 although I fully
01:11:48.240 agree with everything they were saying
01:11:49.720 they were bullying my boy
01:11:51.460 Did they say that?
01:11:52.940 Yeah.
01:11:53.280 They were bullying my boy.
01:11:54.140 They ganged up on him.
01:11:54.980 Yeah, you should have seen me.
01:11:56.140 Did you see how sad I was?
01:11:57.540 They made him walk away.
01:11:58.820 Yeah. 1.00
01:12:00.280 It felt like some school bully shit. 0.99
01:12:02.600 Yeah, I got bullied by Jason DeWine and Lacey. 0.99
01:12:06.040 That's not...
01:12:06.780 I know.
01:12:07.360 I was very sad.
01:12:10.680 I had to go watch my Sabrina set from a different area.
01:12:16.220 Because they made me feel...
01:12:17.580 Honestly, I'll say this on the show right now.
01:12:20.340 Jason Nguyen and Lacey made me feel
01:12:23.140 uncomfortable like actually
01:12:25.120 I was borderline
01:12:27.300 frightened to be an artist guest
01:12:29.260 would you consider filing a report
01:12:30.940 police report I would consider
01:12:32.800 reporting their stream I would consider
01:12:35.340 reporting them on Twitch I like them
01:12:37.140 no I do too well I did until they
01:12:39.240 started until they made me feel that way
01:12:40.980 understandable it was it
01:12:43.060 I've never felt
01:12:45.260 so unheard
01:12:46.840 and
01:12:48.320 small if that makes sense um it was almost like i didn't want to be me anymore can i tell you
01:12:59.880 something yeah i think you're very brave
01:13:02.940 dude how tall are you six three exactly yeah yeah oh yeah no i know and i i rely on that most
01:13:17.160 Oh, that was the yeah, if I play the video back in my head, they were talking way up
01:13:25.540 Next we're like dude. It took me a long time in life to understand how you privilege. Oh, that is such a fucked-up thing
01:13:31.680 I'm just like listening to the story from the like 0.98
01:13:35.920 Right there, bro, that's
01:13:37.920 Start a family.
01:13:38.840 I'm like, I can't hear you.
01:13:39.760 Kevin's right there, bro.
01:13:40.540 What are you saying?
01:13:41.520 No way.
01:13:42.220 That's actually crazy.
01:13:44.160 Jorge can hear you, bro.
01:13:46.180 No, Jorge's different. 1.00
01:13:48.060 He's Latino.
01:13:48.980 Yeah, but Jeff's next to him as well.
01:13:50.400 No, but they're all great, dude. 0.99
01:13:52.140 Oh, let me ask you a real fucked up question. 0.98
01:13:55.780 As a woman, especially, this might be. 0.99
01:13:57.460 No, actually, let me ask you.
01:13:58.700 Oh.
01:13:59.360 I'm not a woman.
01:14:00.060 Would you rather be 5'8 or 8'5?
01:14:05.720 5 foot 8 0.55
01:14:08.060 For a man
01:14:09.440 So think about this 0.99
01:14:10.880 Really think about it
01:14:11.700 It would be 8 foot 5
01:14:12.820 8 foot 5
01:14:13.460 Yeah but that is so 0.83
01:14:14.640 Bro you would have to
01:14:15.820 Duck under so many ceilings
01:14:17.920 It's actually so true
01:14:19.700 The world's not built 1.00
01:14:20.760 For an 8 foot 5er 1.00
01:14:21.820 It's a real pain in the ass 1.00
01:14:23.660 Let me actually see 0.99
01:14:24.520 As a girl
01:14:24.960 I would rather a 5 foot 8
01:14:26.380 That's what I would assume
01:14:28.660 8 foot 5
01:14:30.000 8 foot 5 is at the top
01:14:31.140 Like how tall is Wemma 1.00
01:14:32.380 That's ridiculous
01:14:33.380 Wemmy's not 8 0.93
01:14:36.320 Not eight.
01:14:37.260 Eight.
01:14:37.700 Eight.
01:14:37.940 Dude, that's impossible.
01:14:39.500 Somebody say, but I feel like you're dead at 30.
01:14:42.960 Yeah, that's the thing.
01:14:44.160 Your organs are also eight foot five.
01:14:47.120 So obviously five foot eight.
01:14:49.220 Yeah.
01:14:49.620 Do you ever notice?
01:14:50.660 I've noticed also recently, like not even on the know of anyone we've discussed, but
01:14:54.960 Napoleon syndrome is so real.
01:14:57.740 Is that like short king?
01:14:58.860 Yeah. 0.98
01:14:59.280 Like, dude, they're always so fucking mad, bro. 0.97
01:15:02.220 Who? 0.95
01:15:02.880 I don't know.
01:15:03.240 Just like people that aren't tall.
01:15:04.580 There's just more anger
01:15:06.200 I don't know if you can just generalize
01:15:07.680 Or it's called Napoleon Syndrome
01:15:09.400 Yeah, but that's like a very small subset of people
01:15:11.940 A very small subset 0.98
01:15:13.120 Now that's, I'm gonna be honest, that's kind of fucked up 0.80
01:15:15.340 I wasn't gonna add an adjective to it like that 0.83
01:15:18.380 To call that subset small
01:15:21.100 I was just using, you know, more general metrics
01:15:24.540 I disagree
01:15:25.960 You love a short king
01:15:28.140 What's it like to be a
01:15:30.120 What's it like to
01:15:30.840 Wait, is that
01:15:31.220 I don't know
01:15:31.980 Is that true?
01:15:32.400 I've got a note here at the top
01:15:35.600 Hold on a second
01:15:36.180 Topics that are off limits
01:15:38.880 Leah's dating life including the height of
01:15:41.380 Perspective boyfriend
01:15:42.360 It is on the sheet
01:15:45.120 It's on the sheet
01:15:47.600 It's just been added now
01:15:49.280 What did you think about your time with Marlon
01:15:53.340 In Qatar
01:15:54.180 In Qatar?
01:15:55.980 Did you stream him with Marlon?
01:15:57.260 I streamed with him in LA
01:15:59.620 oh but we like saw each other briefly got it in qatar do you feel like he respected your celiac
01:16:06.180 disease i think he was just uneducated yeah he didn't know what it was he didn't know what uh
01:16:12.340 what is what is up with celiac disease it's it's basically where you can't have gluten what happens
01:16:18.440 like bread well for everyone it's different but for me i didn't know i had it because i like didn't
01:16:24.940 have any crazy symptoms like usually you'll get like bloating like stomach problems i was like just
01:16:31.240 basically like just sleeping 24 7 i thought i had like thyroid issues um like bruising acne like
01:16:40.700 all these issues it's basically because your body cannot absorb any nutrients um whoa so i was just
01:16:48.180 like essentially malnourished and then so i was i just felt like shit for like years and then i
01:16:53.960 finally like got tested and i just couldn't believe it not getting to eat gluten is a tough one it's
01:17:00.140 really tough but honestly it has changed my life for the better because i used to be such a picky
01:17:05.320 eater i literally only ate like pasta and like i literally ate nothing now i've like expanded my
01:17:12.600 horizons i feel so much healthier like i i appreciate food now like food is like amazing 0.99
01:17:20.560 Before I just ate to like just eat shit 0.97
01:17:23.440 Like I would have Macca's every day 0.99
01:17:25.000 What now? Macca's
01:17:26.580 McDonald's
01:17:27.860 It's McDonald's in Australia
01:17:28.860 You gotta get more up to date on Australia
01:17:31.560 It's really the best place on earth
01:17:34.580 I swear to you
01:17:35.700 I just feel like the spiders are so
01:17:37.900 No those are only in the Outback
01:17:39.640 Wait you're from Melbourne
01:17:41.500 Yeah
01:17:42.440 Melbourne
01:17:43.400 Great place they've got a restaurant there called
01:17:46.420 Kasumi
01:17:48.320 oh i think i've been great japanese restaurant yeah i love melbourne it's like the new york
01:17:53.180 city of australia oh that's how i would describe it kind of like london all right it's like a
01:18:00.520 little london we could have a war on this if you want i mean i i was in sydney for new year's i
01:18:05.480 love australia yeah it's a great place but you like america better i do but i feel like you
01:18:10.340 always like what you don't have grass is greener on the other side of the pacific 100 100 yeah but
01:18:17.140 i understand like i do like i'm like australia is great why are australian girls the best ever
01:18:23.420 thing that existed
01:18:24.820 no i'm just asking you i don't i don't know i do you think yeah i i know why why i always say
01:18:37.680 that they're like american men they're just like cool like they're like almost like you think
01:18:42.000 American men are cool.
01:18:45.440 What up, bro?
01:18:46.640 Yeah, that's right.
01:18:48.980 Like, coolness of men around...
01:18:51.240 Around the world?
01:18:52.860 I think UK is up there.
01:18:55.700 UK is pretty cool.
01:18:57.140 Bro, that's...
01:18:58.560 Is it because of Stormzy? Is that why you said that?
01:19:00.620 Yeah.
01:19:01.460 I think... I like that accent.
01:19:04.560 Yeah.
01:19:06.740 Yeah, I like a posh accent.
01:19:09.280 A posh accent.
01:19:10.320 That's nice.
01:19:10.880 Trying to go to the chippy.
01:19:12.000 i don't know what it's just like where you get fish and chips i don't think what do you think
01:19:16.580 about the american accent i like it's just like it's like being the first time i came here it's
01:19:23.080 like being in the tv oh it's like being inside a tv yeah but yeah like when you're here you get
01:19:30.280 used to it but like hearing it on tv and then hearing it in real life is so different yeah 0.98
01:19:35.320 especially when you're somewhere like australia or like europe and you hear a fucking american 0.99
01:19:41.260 accent, it's like the most unhinged 1.00
01:19:43.280 shit. I'm so sorry. It's like a cheese grater. 1.00
01:19:45.180 It's literally like so obnoxious. 0.99
01:19:47.560 I like the American accent. 1.00
01:19:49.440 I do like it, but I think
01:19:51.140 hearing it not in America
01:19:52.980 is just wrong. No, all good. I completely agree
01:19:55.160 with you. So next time you guys have an
01:19:57.140 issue with like, I don't know, a communist country, 0.99
01:19:59.220 call somebody fucking else, okay? 1.00
01:20:01.000 I'm sick of this shit. No, I'm serious. 1.00
01:20:03.320 Okay? Oh, sorry.
01:20:04.740 I said I like it. I'm just saying, okay?
01:20:07.240 If you, oh, there's a posh
01:20:09.220 accent where we have kangaroos in our country. 0.98
01:20:11.260 Okay, good luck with Russia, okay? 0.99
01:20:13.460 Good fucking luck, okay? 0.99
01:20:15.780 You decide. 1.00
01:20:17.060 You make the call.
01:20:18.140 No, we are here for you, but just...
01:20:20.900 I'm here for you.
01:20:21.100 We didn't choose this bolsterous attitude
01:20:23.240 of life-saving capabilities and strength, okay?
01:20:26.160 This is just who we are.
01:20:26.980 But also, there's so many American accents.
01:20:31.040 There's a Southern accent.
01:20:32.980 There's like a mainland accent.
01:20:34.420 There's a Boston accent.
01:20:35.540 There's a Massachusetts accent.
01:20:37.140 New York.
01:20:37.500 New York accent.
01:20:38.580 Jersey accent.
01:20:39.700 Yeah.
01:20:40.460 California.
01:20:41.260 California.
01:20:42.760 Well, it's just slow.
01:20:43.700 It's just everything.
01:20:44.360 I feel like I got the main ones.
01:20:46.500 What else?
01:20:48.420 Yeah, it's a little bit of a Midwest twang.
01:20:49.620 What do you mean a little bit of a Midwest?
01:20:51.500 What, are you going to have a real challenge coming up and talking about it?
01:20:54.320 It's a challenge.
01:20:56.260 Do you think there's different Australian accents?
01:20:58.120 Oh, yeah.
01:20:58.660 And by the way, to back my boy up, 0.98
01:21:02.480 yo, the Australian accent's crazy.
01:21:05.320 I love the Australian accent.
01:21:06.140 It's crazy. 1.00
01:21:07.320 I don't know how I feel about it.
01:21:08.600 Sometimes, yours is very, like, chill.
01:21:12.240 There are some Australian accents I've heard 0.99
01:21:14.060 where I'm just like, what the fuck are you saying? 0.99
01:21:16.900 I'm only thinking. 0.99
01:21:17.520 No, but the greatest example of that is UK, though.
01:21:20.440 Because the Scousers.
01:21:21.060 Oh, my God. 0.99
01:21:22.020 The Scousers in Liverpool are crazy.
01:21:24.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.92
01:21:25.620 Oh, it's a different language.
01:21:27.280 It's not even English. 1.00
01:21:28.220 It's not.
01:21:28.560 No, it's very hard to even understand.
01:21:31.120 Yeah, some of the UK accents are wild.
01:21:34.760 Yeah.
01:21:35.420 Yeah.
01:21:35.900 I love when, like, an Italian speaks English to me.
01:21:40.480 Mmm.
01:21:41.300 I love, like, a little foreign accent.
01:21:43.660 That's gorgeous.
01:21:45.420 Mmm.
01:21:46.320 Well, everybody's here in the States right now.
01:21:48.060 I'll tell you, everybody came over from Coachella.
01:21:49.460 All the Australian girls are here right now, to be honest.
01:21:53.500 Great for you. 1.00
01:21:54.440 Well.
01:21:54.900 Mmm. 0.99
01:21:55.820 He wants an Australian baddie. 0.94
01:21:57.700 Yeah, I always have.
01:21:59.380 But I don't know.
01:22:00.460 I don't know what I want.
01:22:01.380 Could have met her in Boston.
01:22:02.360 Didn't even make an effort.
01:22:03.180 Maybe I met her at Coachella.
01:22:04.120 Who knows?
01:22:05.180 Whoa.
01:22:05.900 The one you showed me?
01:22:07.760 No.
01:22:08.620 I don't know.
01:22:08.960 Maybe.
01:22:09.460 Who knows?
01:22:10.840 It wasn't that one, huh?
01:22:12.120 Who knows?
01:22:13.120 Who knows?
01:22:13.940 I don't think it was that one.
01:22:15.280 Is there anything else you'd like to say before closing out this program?
01:22:18.500 Are you actually coming to WrestleMania?
01:22:19.980 Yeah, is that true?
01:22:21.260 Do you want to come?
01:22:22.680 Yes.
01:22:24.080 Should I work on a show?
01:22:24.920 I should see who's wrestling.
01:22:26.720 Yeah.
01:22:27.340 Wait, last question about this portion.
01:22:29.840 What do you do in Vegas?
01:22:31.560 I'm sorry to say this.
01:22:32.940 Also, can you tell them what our group chat's called?
01:22:34.600 Lauren
01:22:36.000 why
01:22:36.640 because your middle name
01:22:37.780 is Lauren
01:22:38.280 oh
01:22:39.040 which he thinks
01:22:40.400 is usually thinks
01:22:41.360 is the funniest thing ever
01:22:42.900 but he's not
01:22:43.520 laughing at it
01:22:44.500 I mean it is a girl's name
01:22:46.280 it can be a boy's name
01:22:48.360 no
01:22:49.520 I've never met a male Lauren
01:22:51.120 if you say it like this
01:22:51.760 Lauren
01:22:52.520 that's how my mom
01:22:53.920 had planned it
01:22:54.520 I said to him
01:22:55.440 it's kind of like
01:22:56.220 a fancy brand
01:22:57.480 Michael Lauren
01:22:58.880 that's what Robin
01:22:59.940 was going for
01:23:00.380 Ralph Lauren
01:23:00.900 just Michael Lauren
01:23:02.080 Michael
01:23:03.280 Michael Lauren's
01:23:04.240 actually kind of...
01:23:05.380 It's kind of sick.
01:23:06.060 Yo, yo, yo, yo.
01:23:06.440 You should change...
01:23:07.160 You should change it.
01:23:08.100 Yeah.
01:23:08.560 Because, bro, your last name is...
01:23:09.920 Like, where's that J coming from, bro?
01:23:11.580 How do you pronounce it?
01:23:12.660 How do you pronounce that?
01:23:13.060 Maylac.
01:23:13.660 Maylac.
01:23:14.100 Maylac?
01:23:14.460 Well, I don't know how they pronounce it in Romania, where I think it was birthed.
01:23:18.060 Are you Romanian?
01:23:18.700 Yeah. 0.95
01:23:19.860 What?
01:23:20.540 Yeah.
01:23:21.300 I went to high school with two Romanians.
01:23:23.260 Yeah.
01:23:23.640 Radu and Adrian Simeon.
01:23:25.240 Yeah. 1.00
01:23:25.660 What nationality was the Abinator? 1.00
01:23:28.240 You... 0.96
01:23:28.920 I don't want to say.
01:23:30.940 Sudanese?
01:23:32.060 I don't think he was Sudanese, my guy.
01:23:33.760 No. 1.00
01:23:34.240 Lebanese sounds about right
01:23:36.640 Lebanese has such great food
01:23:38.080 I love Lebanese food
01:23:39.900 If you come to Vegas
01:23:42.160 And you watch the wrestling
01:23:43.320 And you go on the screen
01:23:44.680 What would you do after
01:23:48.980 Because you are
01:23:50.160 Sorry to say this
01:23:51.360 I call you grandma
01:23:52.460 You actually are grandma
01:23:53.900 She's in bed by like 8 o'clock
01:23:55.940 No but I don't fall asleep until like 12
01:23:58.440 Because she just lays there
01:24:00.240 One time you've come out a couple nights
01:24:02.860 and then boisterous
01:24:04.800 honestly like 0.99
01:24:06.060 I just I feel so shit 0.97
01:24:08.900 when I drink yeah 0.99
01:24:10.180 I just don't see a purpose in it one time she ordered
01:24:12.940 tea that's
01:24:14.520 really
01:24:15.080 yeah that's really respectable
01:24:18.900 have you ever smoked weed
01:24:20.600 I have is it for you
01:24:23.040 is what for me weed
01:24:24.760 no I'm so paranoid
01:24:26.720 I've done it like once maybe
01:24:28.920 twice and
01:24:30.920 It was just terrible
01:24:31.960 If I paid you 250 million dollars
01:24:34.420 I would do it
01:24:35.160 That's only part of my hypothetical challenge
01:24:39.520 250 million dollars
01:24:41.860 You gotta
01:24:43.240 Take 100 milligrams of edibles
01:24:45.620 Which is an insane amount
01:24:47.220 And get on a
01:24:48.700 Weed
01:24:50.120 And then you get on a very small jet 1.00
01:24:52.280 Fuck I would 1.00
01:24:53.700 250 million 1.00
01:24:55.000 I actually couldn't think of anything worse in my life
01:24:58.920 250 million
01:24:59.680 You have no choice
01:25:03.020 I don't know what I would say no to
01:25:05.640 You'd have to figure it out
01:25:06.720 I'd have to figure it out
01:25:08.340 And then by the way
01:25:09.240 I bet you'd probably overcome your fear
01:25:12.280 So all we need is 250 million
01:25:14.560 Honestly that amount
01:25:15.960 I'd probably be passed out
01:25:17.460 Yeah probably
01:25:19.520 Or like
01:25:20.880 Comatose or something
01:25:24.140 It wouldn't be good
01:25:25.280 You know how people post their
01:25:27.440 nightmare blunt rotation
01:25:29.920 yeah
01:25:30.460 I would put myself in there
01:25:32.760 because I'm so insufferable
01:25:34.400 I like
01:25:35.560 I just
01:25:36.740 I've never heard that before
01:25:38.180 yourself
01:25:39.040 that's funny
01:25:40.240 I'm like so
01:25:41.000 I cannot smoke weed
01:25:42.660 yeah
01:25:43.020 I'm too anxious
01:25:43.940 but I don't know how to calm down you guys
01:25:45.980 I need help
01:25:46.580 okay okay
01:25:47.060 have you tried um
01:25:48.060 deep
01:25:48.360 have you tried breathing
01:25:49.020 breathing
01:25:49.560 breathing exercises
01:25:50.660 no I have not
01:25:51.740 oh no I've done meditation
01:25:53.320 but
01:25:54.300 you should give breath work a try
01:25:55.980 yeah
01:25:56.320 or not cold plunge
01:25:57.100 can you cold one have you tried that before but the breath work you can do anywhere the breath
01:26:03.940 work you can do anywhere yes like this
01:26:05.980 all right so you do that 10 times and then you uh you you blow all the way out
01:26:18.040 then you hold 10 seconds
01:26:22.440 let's pretend it's 10 seconds
01:26:26.720 and then you do 20
01:26:27.900 and then you breathe out and you hold 20 seconds
01:26:30.920 yup
01:26:31.920 no you don't have to do it
01:26:33.580 it just eggs
01:26:34.820 I kind of already feel it
01:26:36.680 it's a really helpful tool
01:26:38.240 it's a really helpful tool
01:26:40.280 so a lot of people when they have anxiety
01:26:42.760 you do that 10 then 20 then 30 times
01:26:45.460 and you pass out
01:26:47.140 So you have no anxiety
01:26:47.980 Yeah
01:26:48.360 So that's like the whole goal
01:26:49.780 It's sick
01:26:50.260 You just go unconscious
01:26:51.040 And like people are shaking you
01:26:52.260 Like how's the anxiety
01:26:53.200 Yeah well it's gone
01:26:54.560 Because you're not there
01:26:55.320 Yeah you're just gone
01:26:56.960 No I used to be on like
01:26:58.360 Anxiety medication
01:26:59.220 But I don't think it worked
01:27:00.660 Nah 1.00
01:27:01.940 That shit's ass 1.00
01:27:03.120 Now I just freak out 1.00
01:27:04.300 That's fire
01:27:05.160 I just let it happen
01:27:06.380 Hell yeah
01:27:06.820 Yeah but you need that
01:27:07.900 To make the
01:27:08.480 Yeah you gotta have it
01:27:09.420 Yeah
01:27:09.760 Cause if you don't
01:27:10.840 Get a scrunchy nose
01:27:11.800 Like for old times sake
01:27:12.680 For old times sake
01:27:15.600 Oh yeah
01:27:16.980 For old time sake
01:27:19.280 100% 1.00
01:27:20.380 Dab old time sake
01:27:21.760 Alright
01:27:22.060 Oh dab 0.98
01:27:23.480 Dab
01:27:24.320 It's been a minute
01:27:25.700 You have to dab
01:27:26.760 Yay
01:27:27.320 Alright old time sake
01:27:28.940 That's crazy
01:27:31.820 Crazy
01:27:32.740 Alright Leah
01:27:33.340 Hey thanks for joining us
01:27:34.380 Thank you for having me
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