Impaulsive with Logan Paul - March 21, 2023


Logan Paul Ditched Lele Pons & Guaynaa’s Wedding, Turning Down $20M From WWE

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Dave Portnoy Sells Barstool For $610M, Calls KSI Irrelevant, Admits He Lied To Rogan Ryan Garcia Says KSI Is Trash, Will KO Gervonta Davis, Mayweather Jumps Jake

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1 hour and 11 minutes

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13,990

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00:02:20.960 No, I know, I know.
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00:02:24.140 Are you guys dating?
00:02:24.940 No.
00:02:25.380 I'm not that blind.
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00:02:28.280 Hey, I heard the officiator didn't know Spanish that well Wampa said the loose translation was do you be with person for a long time
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00:02:48.680 Well, what is this this is all gonna get cut all of it
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00:03:28.280 Okay anyways Tana so how's life man
00:03:32.540 You know what
00:03:33.400 No no no
00:03:35.700 I know what you guys are thinking
00:03:37.320 So we'll open here
00:03:39.340 Welcome back to Impulsive
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00:03:47.500 Layla Pons got married last night
00:03:50.860 We were at the wedding.
00:03:52.100 And when I say we, I mean me and Tana.
00:03:53.500 George and Mike didn't get invited.
00:03:55.560 So the next day, today, Lele decided the first thing she should do, come on a podcast.
00:04:02.020 And she chose ours.
00:04:03.420 She's on her way here right now.
00:04:04.360 She's 10 minutes out.
00:04:06.080 That's not Lele Ponce.
00:04:07.380 For those of you unfamiliar.
00:04:08.640 Papa, no.
00:04:12.680 That's my only line on the show today.
00:04:14.700 Everything else gets cut.
00:04:15.800 That was a crazy wedding.
00:04:17.740 You know, we already said this, but we've removed that section, so I'll say it again.
00:04:21.600 I wasn't sure, and I'll ask Lele this, how much of it was for content and how much of it was wedding.
00:04:27.140 Because the first thing we had to do when we got there was sign a film release.
00:04:29.580 Well, I personally am just really against weddings for content, you know?
00:04:35.260 I can't believe you guys did that.
00:04:37.820 Me either.
00:04:38.920 I'm trauma blocking it out.
00:04:40.180 A content wedding behind a pay-per-view wall.
00:04:42.420 Tana and my brother got married.
00:04:44.180 You single?
00:04:45.660 Sure.
00:04:46.660 Today.
00:04:46.900 Well, I only ask because
00:04:48.960 Jake's single
00:04:51.000 Jake Paul
00:04:52.640 Would you ever consider getting back with him?
00:04:56.300 For content?
00:04:57.340 No, no, no, no, no
00:04:58.300 Not for content, no
00:04:59.980 Would you get back with him behind a paywall?
00:05:01.680 Absolutely
00:05:02.040 In front of a paywall
00:05:02.980 I would get back with anyone
00:05:04.240 Hold on one second, I want to say something real quick
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00:05:14.120 So Tana, just as I was saying before
00:05:16.500 you always have the sunglasses on yeah what's the reasoning honestly today i was projectile
00:05:21.720 vomiting i think i have like food poisoning something's going on it might come say hey yo 1.00
00:05:25.380 we have a burger review in eight fucking minutes what the fuck talking about pink floyd and shit 0.99
00:05:31.160 too like i'm like all he talks about like i don't know what's going on so i threw on the glasses i 0.99
00:05:35.660 went and reviewed the burger i threw up mid burger yeah that's the first time i feel like him though 0.59
00:05:40.040 it's kind of like the no equity in prime situation like what the fuck did i get out of that like
00:05:43.820 what why why 9 out of 10 pay me i directed you i directed your commercial he did do that you he
00:05:52.380 did help me with my which is so fucking no offense to the people seriously please sponsor me again 0.98
00:05:58.820 but like i have a 96 female audience like no because they go and tell their limp dick boyfriends 0.92
00:06:04.300 to buy it honestly you know what i'm saying you have a 96 on tiktok pretty much like something 0.98
00:06:11.260 Yeah, that's the exact opposite of me. You're a trooper for sticking through that content with Mike Mike
00:06:16.420 And Mike only talks about three things
00:06:36.100 This is my favorite thing in the world whenever Diana was talking today
00:06:41.260 that's my favorite clip ever dude and uh when i was at lately's wedding so i'm super antisocial
00:06:51.520 i did i did get immense joy when i saw you sitting next to jeff w you you guys were kind of like my
00:06:58.160 my like rock i felt like i feel like we like to like sit in the corner and kind of talk shit and 0.65
00:07:02.760 giggle and that's what we did so much talking we were we were giggling we were so silly and then 0.94
00:07:07.120 you were like pining hannah stalking for marijuana no that wasn't me oh i guess it was me but on
00:07:12.340 behalf of my girlfriend which sounds like six years ago like just hannah stuff like just that 0.96
00:07:19.220 whole it was like a high school reunion at lele's wedding that's what it fucking felt like yeah
00:07:22.880 i don't want to have this conversation i'm just gonna have it with lele when she gets here 0.82
00:07:26.440 yo kyle what's that thing called again is he here what's the vine vine boom is that what it's called
00:07:34.960 hey are you okay
00:07:39.220 yeah I'm just a little tired bro
00:07:41.660 I'm trying to you know
00:07:43.560 do something I'm working on something
00:07:45.300 I would love if you'd come say a few words
00:07:47.740 it would mean a lot to me dude
00:07:48.840 Jeff's coming in
00:07:51.260 American Jeff ladies and gentlemen
00:07:52.560 Jeff W, Jeff Vitech
00:07:54.040 Jeff's Barbershop
00:07:55.640 Jeff's Barbershop
00:07:57.780 welcome back to Jeff's Barbershop
00:08:00.280 which one should I talk to you
00:08:01.220 dude what was happening there
00:08:03.980 is like if we had a sleepover
00:08:06.380 and one of my favorite friends
00:08:07.640 was just outside the window
00:08:08.500 watching us.
00:08:10.320 Bro, I'm just tired, man.
00:08:11.860 Did you just throw up?
00:08:13.160 I threw up at the burger with you.
00:08:14.240 You can smell it.
00:08:15.880 It's hot.
00:08:16.540 Do I smell like throw up?
00:08:17.360 Yeah, it's hot.
00:08:18.320 No, I don't.
00:08:19.580 You did.
00:08:21.100 Are you guys dating?
00:08:22.280 No, absolutely not.
00:08:23.580 Have you guys ever...
00:08:24.540 It's all for money.
00:08:25.380 Never hooked up.
00:08:26.260 Never hooked up.
00:08:27.040 No, bro. 1.00
00:08:27.940 Are you nuts? 1.00
00:08:28.800 Ever make out? 1.00
00:08:29.240 Are you sick in the head? 0.66
00:08:30.420 I'm not that blind. 0.99
00:08:31.560 I'm just kidding.
00:08:32.320 I'm sorry.
00:08:32.680 I'm sorry.
00:08:33.080 I'm sorry
00:08:34.020 I don't want to disrespect me
00:08:40.320 I want to come right on here
00:08:41.380 This is a nice wholesome wedding episode
00:08:43.100 George and I did a prayer the other day
00:08:45.000 Well no we didn't
00:08:46.300 We planned on it
00:08:47.760 And then I said you want to read Proverbs
00:08:49.460 And he goes no chance
00:08:50.280 I just have a problem reading
00:08:52.580 I seriously have a problem
00:08:55.560 I cannot like read
00:08:57.740 Well
00:08:58.700 You don't like to read
00:09:01.100 I can't read
00:09:02.160 No, you just read backwards.
00:09:04.100 Isn't that what it is?
00:09:04.780 No, the letters switch.
00:09:05.960 They switch.
00:09:07.480 Which is, yeah, he's dyslexic.
00:09:09.100 Very dyslexic.
00:09:10.940 You want to do a prayer?
00:09:12.280 Do a moment to do a prayer while we wait for Lele?
00:09:15.580 I don't know.
00:09:19.360 I used to go to church all the time, bro.
00:09:21.200 Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
00:09:23.360 Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
00:09:25.920 Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses.
00:09:28.000 We forgive those who trespass against us and deliver us from, this is where I get fuzzy.
00:09:31.880 He has to say that so George doesn't leave
00:09:35.060 Uncanceled bro
00:09:37.220 Are we going to finish it
00:09:39.300 And forgive us our sins
00:09:41.440 And forgive us our sins
00:09:42.660 As we forgive those who trespass against us
00:09:45.600 Just so you guys know
00:09:47.900 No bro he's forgiven
00:09:50.960 That's how it works
00:09:52.220 Stop drop and roll does not work in hell
00:09:54.860 So I just wanted to let you guys know about this
00:09:58.100 Especially you
00:09:59.520 I think I'm going to have him
00:10:00.740 Let me tell you something
00:10:03.200 Every person that was at Lele's wedding yesterday 0.97
00:10:05.440 Will reunite in hell
00:10:06.520 What about Anwar?
00:10:10.900 He's going to be leading the pack
00:10:12.040 He's wild
00:10:13.200 He was smoked last night
00:10:14.520 I saw him after the wedding
00:10:16.420 He was like, not doing very well
00:10:18.620 We were watching the fights
00:10:20.220 Oh, the fights
00:10:21.140 By the time this episode comes out
00:10:23.040 That'll be 10 years
00:10:24.120 Old news, Johnny Bones Jones
00:10:26.400 20 seconds
00:10:28.060 Unbelievable
00:10:28.980 Two minutes.
00:10:29.640 Two minutes and 20 seconds.
00:10:30.960 He's the GOAT.
00:10:31.420 Yeah, he's really incredible.
00:10:33.480 Man, I thought Lele was marrying Tuan.
00:10:36.580 You know? 0.99
00:10:38.740 What the fuck was the point of all those vines over the years? 0.99
00:10:41.940 Yeah, you're so right. 0.98
00:10:43.220 I thought it was like a six-year build.
00:10:43.880 Was Tuan at the wedding?
00:10:44.860 Yeah, he was the best man.
00:10:46.680 Yeah, he was.
00:10:47.140 He was Quina's best man, which was interesting as well.
00:10:50.400 Yeah.
00:10:52.300 He might be coming on the podcast.
00:10:54.120 I'm not sure.
00:10:54.640 I did not ask Lele, by the way. 0.99
00:10:56.500 I'm not that fucked up to ask. 0.99
00:10:58.020 Well, anymore. 0.98
00:10:58.980 to ask lele to do a podcast after the day after her wedding uh she texted me she said are you
00:11:05.600 interviewing me in guina and i was like this this is a great opportunity yeah like do why do you
00:11:10.000 want to come on the you want to come on a podcast the day after your wedding sure that is some real 0.92
00:11:14.060 clout shit dude that's like that's that's actually i don't know if she needs any more clout i don't 0.92
00:11:18.880 mean it like that i just mean like dude this would be the last like the last place i would 0.98
00:11:23.180 want to be after my wedding i'm i'm exhausted i'm brain dead and i didn't have to enter like
00:11:26.980 a wedding you have to entertain every guest there you have to go around it was her wedding take a
00:11:30.700 picture with everybody yeah it's sorry wait also she got married in miami she lives she's from here
00:11:37.360 yeah but it seems like a place to get divorced that's true you know what i'm saying you know
00:11:43.540 what i'm saying like it doesn't seem like a place to get married 100 by the time this episode comes
00:11:47.960 out she's gonna watch is this gonna be in before so she goes to watch her episode and just sees
00:11:54.540 her wedding get trashed
00:11:55.820 the first 10 minutes?
00:11:57.100 No, no, we're not trashing.
00:11:58.340 It was held
00:11:59.340 in a very beautiful setting.
00:12:01.720 Twan's best man speech.
00:12:03.220 What do you give it
00:12:03.740 at rating out of 10?
00:12:04.920 I'll be honest,
00:12:05.520 I was gone.
00:12:07.120 I left.
00:12:08.420 Logan, watch the fast.
00:12:09.060 You left before this.
00:12:10.340 We're going to get into it.
00:12:12.400 He, I mean,
00:12:13.460 it was some stand-up.
00:12:14.980 It was set up punchline,
00:12:16.320 set up punchline.
00:12:17.820 Cadence was a little off.
00:12:20.220 No, I don't want to trash.
00:12:21.180 You got any updates
00:12:21.960 on anything?
00:12:22.600 Are you sure?
00:12:23.620 I don't want to start
00:12:24.100 Are you suing anyone?
00:12:25.340 Have you gotten chlamydia? 0.99
00:12:26.700 Talk about something fucking relevant for the next couple minutes 1.00
00:12:29.700 before we talk about weddings for the next 10 years. 0.99
00:12:31.160 I'm suing him because he gave me chlamydia.
00:12:33.580 That'll do.
00:12:34.340 Well, any updates on your guys?
00:12:35.540 I love you guys.
00:12:36.680 I get the opportunity to spend so much time with you
00:12:38.360 since my friend left and went to the island.
00:12:41.000 Do you have anything you want to say on the program?
00:12:48.160 Is this uncomfortable?
00:12:49.360 Because I'm just listening to it as just a viewer,
00:12:51.680 and this is just an uncomfortable podcast.
00:12:54.100 Well, now that you said it, it is, George.
00:12:55.500 I'm just saying it. 1.00
00:12:57.340 So that way I could just, you know, I'll go fuck myself. 1.00
00:12:59.760 George, it's been a long, everyone's tired. 0.98
00:13:02.660 We're doing the best we can to deliver content for the audience.
00:13:04.600 You guys talk about those Chinese spy balloons?
00:13:07.160 We didn't really cover them as much as we should have. 0.99
00:13:09.620 Those are the type of topics that really get my dick hard. 0.99
00:13:12.700 Like, that was wild. 0.99
00:13:15.980 Blown right off course into Montana, right over the nuclear facility.
00:13:19.400 What a strange misdirection.
00:13:22.120 Who cares?
00:13:22.880 It's like turning right on the way to Fort Lauderdale
00:13:25.880 You're going to care
00:13:27.220 When those Chinese balloons are over Puerto Rico
00:13:29.180 Sorry went off track
00:13:33.160 Ended up over your house in Puerto Rico
00:13:36.060 Spine on Quinn the dog
00:13:38.060 Who cares
00:13:38.960 You're going to see Quinn pacing the property chasing a ball 1.00
00:13:41.300 Fucking chasing his tail eating leaves 1.00
00:13:45.180 Who cares 1.00
00:13:47.400 You guys look like Bonnie and Clyde
00:13:51.160 Don't put those things out there.
00:13:52.960 In a weird world.
00:13:53.900 We're like brother and sister.
00:13:55.140 No.
00:13:55.600 It's like a, yeah, it's like.
00:13:57.220 In Alabama.
00:13:58.660 I get it.
00:14:00.780 No.
00:14:01.480 Are you putting something out?
00:14:03.080 You could do a reach around.
00:14:06.760 Logan, what have you been up to?
00:14:07.800 You've been training again?
00:14:09.020 Just training.
00:14:10.040 Yeah?
00:14:10.540 Got WrestleMania.
00:14:11.960 Got WrestleMania.
00:14:12.440 Seth Rollins, WrestleMania.
00:14:14.100 What do you think about that?
00:14:14.800 Take him down to the ground. 0.69
00:14:17.660 Take him down to the ground. 0.99
00:14:19.120 Take him to pound town. 0.97
00:14:19.820 you got any plans can you leak anything out
00:14:22.740 get a frog splash
00:14:25.020 in there
00:14:25.340 that's what I wanted to know
00:14:27.940 get a frog splash down to the ground
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00:15:41.440 back at the show who do you think uh jake's who's jake shut up just shut up who's jake 0.99
00:15:50.040 who's jake and i've always said that and i've always fucking said that who the fuck is jake 0.99
00:15:55.660 i don't know really i know logan you know jake you know jake better than me 0.98
00:16:00.460 yeah i feel like i feel like to you i'm an enigma
00:16:04.920 what's going on you're a good source for like tea you know what or if i need to like if i needed to 0.95
00:16:15.060 like manipulate your brother i could come like tell you some shit and hope it like trickles 0.98
00:16:18.260 down the you think it trickles down from jake to logan is that from logan to jake maybe i feel 0.99
00:16:24.420 like you're pretty conniving yeah i'm a little conniving is that a bad word is that a negative
00:16:30.100 connotation depends on how you take it yeah i don't know i don't know i'm not saying it
00:16:34.220 I think I'm just the right amount of conniving
00:16:36.020 Not always
00:16:36.640 I love it Mike's conniving as well
00:16:39.980 I have pretty genuine intentions
00:16:41.740 But occasionally you know
00:16:43.080 Well that's what he would always call it
00:16:45.300 Super manipulative
00:16:47.720 He knows
00:16:49.580 I use it for good mostly
00:16:52.120 But he
00:16:52.560 He tries to like
00:16:55.000 He knows as soon as it starts
00:16:56.800 You're manipulating right now
00:16:58.000 I know what you're doing
00:17:01.460 Are you gaslighting me
00:17:03.560 You're gaslighting, bro.
00:17:04.900 Are you gaslighting me?
00:17:05.820 You're gaslighting. 1.00
00:17:07.540 You touched my dick, bro. 1.00
00:17:09.880 Hey. 1.00
00:17:11.340 Whoa, bro.
00:17:12.120 It's against Christianity.
00:17:16.020 I feel so safe behind glasses, bro.
00:17:18.540 That's why I do it.
00:17:19.780 Really?
00:17:19.920 Ah, yeah.
00:17:20.720 I'm a little bit more confident back here, bro.
00:17:22.240 Well, they call them blockers? 1.00
00:17:22.980 Fuck you. 1.00
00:17:23.420 I'm talking, bro. 1.00
00:17:24.560 Anyway, so I feel a little bit more confident with these glasses on.
00:17:28.300 Tana, are you still tipping paparazzi off?
00:17:30.060 Where are you going to go? 1.00
00:17:30.800 Absolutely all the fucking time. 0.99
00:17:32.160 Are you kidding me? 0.99
00:17:32.860 that actually reminds me south beach 1.00
00:17:35.060 wait you tip paparazzi oh my god it's like ordering a pizza bro it's like you just fucking 0.99
00:17:42.440 oh my god you look good you're doing some shit you want to absolutely everyone does though that's 1.00
00:17:47.500 the fucking thing okay everyone does she's so honest she's just so honest you know okay maybe 0.99
00:17:52.820 you don't but like girls girls la guys too though like you know what i mean i would say like 0.99
00:17:59.940 That's not true
00:18:00.800 I've done it
00:18:01.220 I've done it
00:18:01.680 Yeah
00:18:01.880 Yeah my bad
00:18:02.640 I would say like 30%
00:18:03.560 Actually I've done it
00:18:04.340 I've done it with you
00:18:05.220 Ironically
00:18:06.060 I remember that
00:18:07.760 Was it lunch or something
00:18:09.540 I forgot about that
00:18:10.480 Yeah yeah
00:18:11.100 I fake took Dana
00:18:12.580 On a date for content
00:18:14.740 Yeah
00:18:15.240 We are just dirty 1.00
00:18:16.920 Little social media sluts 1.00
00:18:18.020 Absolutely 0.98
00:18:18.360 Not anymore
00:18:19.800 You're not anymore
00:18:20.580 Yeah
00:18:21.160 When you walked up today dude
00:18:22.460 I told them when you went up
00:18:23.540 The elevator before
00:18:24.280 You always like
00:18:25.280 You look like a businessman
00:18:26.640 All the time now
00:18:27.420 You always have like a laptop
00:18:28.740 You should get a briefcase
00:18:29.920 if you had a briefcase dude people take you a lot more seriously in the business world
00:18:34.760 like you walked up today and just gave the most demeaning like introduction to everybody you're 0.95
00:18:39.400 like hey how's everybody here doing don't give a fuck about any of those dude like let's be honest 1.00
00:18:44.460 you're a fucking conglomerate you're johnson and johnson you're fucking johnson and johnson 0.99
00:18:49.780 it's because i got i got my priorities in line and you guys aren't on the list i know 1.00
00:18:54.980 I'm just kidding
00:18:59.380 George and Mike are
00:19:00.460 I barely made the cut
00:19:03.760 no no no
00:19:05.980 I have a wife now
00:19:07.720 things change
00:19:09.180 when you're in love
00:19:11.100 speaking of wife 1.00
00:19:11.880 where the fuck is Lele 0.99
00:19:12.880 yeah that's true 0.99
00:19:13.640 who's Pete Davidson
00:19:15.180 some beautiful girl
00:19:17.920 that somebody just lost
00:19:19.660 he dates everybody's
00:19:21.460 he's a Lele now
00:19:23.180 Pete Davidson's nailing Lele 1.00
00:19:25.180 Fuck man 0.99
00:19:29.300 So George new podcast 1.00
00:19:30.440 Yeah when are we starting that
00:19:32.420 So talk to me about your new podcast
00:19:35.220 Did you start it out of spite
00:19:36.620 No they kept trying to get rid of me 0.99
00:19:39.540 So I was like I gotta fucking get 0.97
00:19:40.820 Like some type of something like a little island 0.98
00:19:42.920 How many times do I have to tell you
00:19:44.620 To stop grouping me
00:19:46.280 In when you get in fights with him
00:19:49.120 About Christ
00:19:50.740 Or whatever you guys fight about
00:19:53.280 Stop grouping me in
00:19:54.440 I'm a bystander
00:19:55.860 Don't group me in
00:19:56.900 You cite anything he says
00:19:58.580 Oh yeah?
00:19:59.480 No no no no
00:20:00.880 I want to have a quick word right now
00:20:04.660 If you run back any episode of this podcast 0.99
00:20:07.060 Shut your mouth 0.99
00:20:09.620 As soon as he leaves the podcast 0.99
00:20:11.360 He goes I'm going to look so good towards the audience
00:20:13.260 He's like bro you have a motive
00:20:14.480 He comes over to Jeff FM and he says that 0.99
00:20:16.640 He's like man I fucking killed it today George 1.00
00:20:18.680 suck. Dude, I can't don't trust 1.00
00:20:20.620 any of you guys. You're all ops. I just want everybody
00:20:22.660 to know Mike is a scumbag. 1.00
00:20:24.920 Yeah, big time. Big time 1.00
00:20:26.580 manipulator. At least Logan's a scumbag and he doesn't pretend 1.00
00:20:28.600 that he's not a scumbag. 1.00
00:20:31.500 Yeah, at least you're honest. 0.98
00:20:32.840 Remember that time when you guys
00:20:34.300 mushed that kid's face and then Mike
00:20:36.660 came over and did it after you?
00:20:38.040 I don't remember. I literally don't remember.
00:20:40.400 Pull the clip.
00:20:41.840 What are you talking about?
00:20:44.180 Outside of that club.
00:20:45.480 I don't think that was that
00:20:46.940 Don't group me with myself
00:20:49.120 No listen listen
00:20:51.460 Something the audience needs to know about George
00:20:53.320 Well also Logan did congratulate me 1.00
00:20:55.320 Are you out of your fucking mind 1.00
00:20:56.620 I'm backing him up 1.00
00:20:57.760 He was the first person to hit me up and congratulate me about my podcast
00:21:00.540 But you know he was like shaking in his boots when he did it
00:21:03.100 Yeah
00:21:03.260 Not to laugh like that
00:21:05.880 Guys what am I shaking about
00:21:07.060 That hurt my feelings
00:21:07.820 What do you mean am I friends going to grow on a podcast grow a platform
00:21:10.400 I wish you would grow a little high wise
00:21:12.560 You couldn't even grow a hairline 0.99
00:21:15.140 you have to go to fucking turkey bro you already used that one six times it's not on this episode 0.98
00:21:19.120 yeah that's true you get see he knows to just reuse that different formats and no one will 0.98
00:21:24.480 ever catch that he's using once on mike's vlog once on his podcast once on our podcast we do
00:21:28.440 a lot of content personally you're such a workhorse logan bro did you guys see that cartoon
00:21:34.360 dude everybody saw me canon bro and by the way and by the way just so you know so funny
00:21:40.820 It's an honor to be animated by Meat Cannon
00:21:44.000 Two out of the three people on this podcast
00:21:46.280 Made it to that Meat Cannon
00:21:46.980 You're such a workhorse
00:21:48.040 That's like being in an episode
00:21:53.160 That's like the YouTube version of being in
00:21:54.700 Hold on a second
00:21:55.340 I do have to know when did you start laughing like Dracula
00:21:58.600 You know what I like is that their jokes are getting weaker together now
00:22:06.020 If I stay here for five years
00:22:07.580 Whatever they get to me by time
00:22:09.220 I'll be fazed
00:22:10.240 Yeah, right. Whatever Georgia said, we're finally
00:22:12.500 becoming George. Guess what?
00:22:14.640 Next episode, three Georges. What?
00:22:25.000 This is silly, bro.
00:22:28.860 I think we should take off, huh?
00:22:29.980 Yeah, thank you guys. Appreciate it.
00:22:31.620 Honestly, thanks for coming on.
00:22:33.040 Lele's coming up.
00:22:36.640 Lele, Gwina.
00:22:39.760 congratulations you guys are newlyweds as of yesterday i can't believe you came to our
00:22:45.140 podcast first is this the honeymoon this is the honeymoon we just woke up i went here you guys
00:22:50.820 are insane can you tell i haven't took i haven't taken off my makeup or my hairstyle you guys are
00:22:55.600 great still dude and we haven't he still has the shoes on i see what the wedding shoes do we have
00:23:02.120 do we have a mic for him oh yeah i have yeah yeah i still haven't been the same shoes it was a long
00:23:07.800 night how long how long were you guys out until two in the morning that's not that that's when
00:23:12.460 i go to dinner no but we no i know but the thing is that we woke up at like eight eight to do some
00:23:18.660 stuff so that's right from eight to two it's like and this wasn't like a normal wedding either i
00:23:23.120 should state when you guys just walked in right before you sat down the first thing you said
00:23:27.420 wasn't like we're married like what a great day you said the wedding's trending on twitter
00:23:34.320 like that was the first thing you said yo the wedding's trending on twitter i couldn't believe
00:23:39.640 it like i could not believe it because i was literally i swear i wasn't on my phone like in
00:23:43.660 my wedding i wasn't on my phone and then i come back at nighttime here and this morning and i was
00:23:48.020 like it's trending on twitter holy shit it's a big deal you guys are both stars and and you've
00:23:53.300 come together as one giant star thank you i had i had so much fun i mean i was literally the whole 0.70
00:23:58.420 time dancing like with wine and everything i had people to post for me but i was like
00:24:02.140 gone i was just present with i saw you for a second uh i saw you like really far and then i
00:24:09.040 i remember i was like oh i gotta say hello to logan i haven't met him and then where's logan i know
00:24:14.260 yeah man where'd you where'd you go yeah i was i didn't make it there was a lot of famous people
00:24:18.920 in the way it was crazy shit i always i don't want to take you guys away from what you're doing 0.71
00:24:24.620 and and we hadn't met so like i don't know i don't know i i'm also anti-social and like really 0.79
00:24:29.520 severely antisocial did you see that when we stopped dancing when we stopped dancing i went
00:24:35.940 straight to you i know and i appreciated that and nina did too my girlfriend um i don't know why i
00:24:40.920 think ironically me being in a relationship has made me more antisocial and i realized it because
00:24:45.900 at the event yesterday i was just so clammed up i had i had a hard time like talking to anyone
00:24:50.980 even people i knew yeah it was like a high school reunion it's okay i completely understand
00:24:55.120 we just met but later i have to say like watching you walk down the aisle the grass aisle
00:25:01.160 like having known you for so many years right like eight years almost of friendship and we've
00:25:06.780 come so far as like baby creators on vine six second videos do you you're a real woman with
00:25:12.120 a husband i'm very proud of you like i am envious and uh it's very inspiring because
00:25:19.040 i don't know i guess there's hope that there's really happiness and love out there for all of
00:25:23.240 us right yeah except mike well it's all good it's all good logan i love you so much you had to be
00:25:30.940 there because i grew up with you like i mean not with like yeah with you almost pretty much like
00:25:36.040 in our adult in our adult years yes yes i knew you when i was my god 17 yeah 17 years old yeah
00:25:41.900 like we were my i was in my teens when i met you so it meant a lot to me to be there with you and
00:25:46.460 for you to be there with me and and to meet guina because i always talk about you i was like my god
00:25:51.920 i remember that i always wanted to be like like him doing all these stunts and it's like logan 0.97
00:25:56.680 paul and lily pons do all these stunts the physical viners yeah you're crazy you should 0.98
00:26:01.120 do wwe now fuck it come be my protecting partner they reached out to me it doesn't surprise me 0.99
00:26:06.580 i'm not kidding they reached out like to to johnny and they'd be so good and they were like 0.99
00:26:10.580 she has to do it and i was like i i if anything happens in my career like there's a scandal or
00:26:16.220 something i'm just gonna go that route you know like this is it's like that's why i i got it from 0.92
00:26:23.860 you it's like fuck i'm gonna follow your steps they were praying they were praying here like 0.98
00:26:29.260 20 millions and i was like i know i know i was like baby listen why you don't do 0.99
00:26:32.560 the thing is like i just you know what it is it just takes a lot of energy how do you deal with
00:26:43.260 that yeah i'll do anything for 20 million i know i know but it's honestly he's getting 20k no no
00:26:48.600 you know what for me sometimes it's really like they can offer me 20 million it's not about the
00:26:53.140 money i swear it really isn't we fight a lot about this it's because like as like mentally i want to 0.96
00:26:57.900 be really prepared because you have to be mentally prepared you you should like not give a fuck what 0.98
00:27:02.920 other people are saying because it's a it's a lot of confrontation you know and i suck at 0.95
00:27:06.940 confrontation like if you tell me something i'm just like you're right why do you why do you fight
00:27:12.360 about iguana are you are you you're trying to chase the bag huh no no no i'm always looking
00:27:16.480 for the side of the of the business and creativity i like i can split my brain lele is more for the
00:27:22.540 creativity she she do things because she love to do it she love to create she love to plan skits
00:27:28.000 she love to film she love to be uh mental health advocate and and she love to do the things but
00:27:34.700 but in and the business side um she's just not not into it i'm always like how long have you how
00:27:41.500 long have you been in like the space of like creating uh for like five years okay so she i
00:27:47.580 mean you've been creating for how long now yeah but like i create i create more music no no no i
00:27:52.000 know that no i know i know that but i what i was gonna say is a lot of times people go through uh
00:27:58.060 this like trajectory of what they care about and prioritize based on their their timeline and you
00:28:03.600 watch a lot of people that first get into the space they're prior to prior to prioritizing views
00:28:07.740 or listens or streams then they start to prioritize money and if they have the luxury or the blessing
00:28:13.420 of being successful enough to be in the space for 10 years eventually they start doing what they
00:28:17.200 love to do yes and that's what actually leads you in all of your pursuits and so if you don't want
00:28:22.900 to curb stomp people in the middle of a ring because it doesn't speak to you then you won't
00:28:27.980 do it yes i mean the thing is like me and logan i feel like we started because we liked what we
00:28:33.480 were doing it wasn't a thing right it wasn't a thing to be a social media actually it was actually
00:28:36.960 uncool like oh i'm super uncool it was it was there wasn't even a name layla had her school
00:28:42.520 outfits for like the majority of everybody in my school was like oh she's so like like what is she
00:28:46.500 doing she's not gonna like i was anywhere i was watching a couple of video of you guys and if you
00:28:51.560 do the half of what you did in those times you were canceled like oh my god today everybody's
00:28:58.160 super sensitive no no you can't do anything today yeah i saw white chicks the other day and i was
00:29:02.880 like no oh my god that's a that's a risque movie i want to ask you on the on the content creation
00:29:07.920 side too as like a creator first you know personality who's always thinking about the
00:29:12.660 business both you guys you know what can we what can create what can we create what can we make
00:29:16.360 out of this how can we bring in viewership or or streams or clicks to website whatever how did you
00:29:21.600 balance the desire to document yesterday versus actually really living in the moment soaking it
00:29:26.860 in so i gave my phone to this guy named 2k and i gave him my phone sometimes i had my phone sometimes
00:29:32.080 i didn't just in case somebody was calling me that you know some people came late but i told
00:29:36.880 them have my phone and then i'll see all the content later that's it take pictures but i was
00:29:41.320 mostly like i was did you not see how i said hi to everybody yes i literally went up to every i
00:29:46.920 tried every single person had a conversation with them i had to it's just i wanted to be super
00:29:51.540 present because that's the only time i'm going to get married hopefully so what about you
00:29:55.040 for for for our side it was it was very important the fact that we have a lot of friends that are
00:30:03.760 that got married before us so they were basically teaching us or giving us tips to how to do and how
00:30:10.480 to react at the situation or the fact that we have a lot of families that are going to be pulling us
00:30:14.780 to the sides separately and they were like yo guys listen what you have to do is guess stick
00:30:19.720 to each other and don't move and if one goes away for five or ten minutes to talk with their family
00:30:24.620 then you try to find your couple and stay with them.
00:30:28.960 And that works a lot with us because, I mean,
00:30:31.720 we had a lot of people that we loved yesterday.
00:30:35.380 The most lovable persons in our lives were there.
00:30:38.360 Yeah, I feel like I can die tomorrow and I'll be happy because I see.
00:30:41.980 No, but Layla would have done.
00:30:42.800 Yeah, don't do that.
00:30:44.460 You know what I did?
00:30:45.460 I was like, okay, I'm going to say hi to the one person
00:30:48.120 that I know is going to leave early.
00:30:49.520 I went straight to you. 1.00
00:30:50.760 Ah, shit. 0.99
00:30:52.100 I'm sorry. 0.99
00:30:52.820 me and you are the same
00:30:55.580 we're like socially awkward sometimes
00:30:57.060 we don't like that stuff
00:30:58.620 I was running out of energy
00:31:00.180 I told my wedding planner
00:31:02.220 I was like when is it over
00:31:03.400 I want to go and sleep with Guayna
00:31:06.040 I want to have a moment with him
00:31:07.400 thanks for understanding
00:31:08.180 I did like 5 hours
00:31:11.520 and I felt good
00:31:12.080 I saw the important parts
00:31:13.200 and that was good for me
00:31:14.540 I say this a lot
00:31:16.960 your energy is your currency
00:31:18.300 and I felt like I gave it all
00:31:20.020 I gave it my all
00:31:21.000 But I was just becoming like a little Debbie Downer.
00:31:24.620 No, it's okay.
00:31:25.520 You had your girlfriend.
00:31:26.640 You had your girlfriend.
00:31:27.500 Yeah.
00:31:28.100 Yeah.
00:31:29.420 Can I say hi to you?
00:31:30.720 How much did you guys exact to a dollar amount spend on the wedding?
00:31:35.300 Oh, my God.
00:31:36.960 Realistically?
00:31:37.540 Did you have any sponsors, by the way?
00:31:38.560 Yes, we did.
00:31:39.840 So the wedding would have cost like $600,000. 1.00
00:31:45.360 Holy shit, dude. 0.99
00:31:46.980 That's like half a WWE paycheck. 0.99
00:31:49.340 No, it would have.
00:31:50.120 it would have
00:31:51.200 and I said no
00:31:51.920 I don't want that
00:31:53.000 so right
00:31:53.520 the wedding
00:31:54.120 at the end of it all
00:31:55.100 with you know
00:31:55.600 like you know
00:31:56.120 with a trade
00:31:56.940 and everything
00:31:57.460 was about like
00:31:58.540 300k
00:31:59.340 no it was like
00:32:00.520 400k
00:32:01.020 no baby
00:32:01.460 is this the first fight
00:32:03.680 this is the first fight
00:32:04.680 okay so the thing is
00:32:06.520 like no no
00:32:07.080 yeah the thing is
00:32:07.800 that we still having
00:32:08.380 a honeymoon
00:32:08.780 and a couple of things
00:32:09.500 yeah but the honeymoon
00:32:10.280 is for free
00:32:10.680 that's why
00:32:11.120 where you going
00:32:11.640 where you going
00:32:12.260 Dubai
00:32:12.680 sponsored by the Dubai
00:32:14.580 sponsored by Joross
00:32:15.660 oh wow
00:32:16.980 Joross
00:32:17.880 incredible
00:32:18.800 oh wow
00:32:19.680 Cool Dubai, what are you going to do?
00:32:20.800 Burj Khalifa, top floor?
00:32:22.380 I have no idea.
00:32:23.420 She's the boss.
00:32:24.860 I just want to be happy.
00:32:26.620 Happy wife, happy life, dude.
00:32:28.660 So, Kwampa sent me, he knows the prince of Dubai somehow.
00:32:33.100 Oh, yeah, which one?
00:32:33.980 I don't know which one.
00:32:36.900 Whichever you know.
00:32:37.440 Money kicks.
00:32:37.780 Money kicks.
00:32:39.120 When he put me in contact with the assistant, so they did the itinerary, and then other people.
00:32:44.560 Have you been before?
00:32:46.160 One time, a long time.
00:32:47.120 Oh, cool.
00:32:47.600 Have you been?
00:32:48.920 No.
00:32:49.680 it's awesome it's a cool place you this is crazy you guys really are like a powerhouse couple like
00:32:54.400 there's a reason it's trending on twitter lately you're this massive social media star slash
00:32:58.440 multi-hyphenate of a bunch of other different stuff guana you're this music superstar from
00:33:03.460 puerto rico i i learned recently from guaynabo yeah that's why it's guayna yeah yeah you got
00:33:10.520 you gotta tell me a little bit about like yourself you're i heard you're an overnight success
00:33:14.540 yeah well basically my name is coming out of this prototype of person when you when you're
00:33:20.720 living guaynabo the proto-rican people have the idea of you're a rich person or you're the son
00:33:27.500 of a rich guy and i always dress like this without chains without watches but i was a rapper and
00:33:33.440 people was like listen you're not a rapper you're a guaynabito you're like the rich boy
00:33:38.720 looks like a rich boy and it starts like a joke like they were making fun of you
00:33:42.840 Not offensively, but you also don't appear like a rapper at first glance.
00:33:48.200 You hear him and you see him, you're like,
00:33:50.140 Pierre, where's that guy coming from?
00:33:52.740 That's crazy.
00:33:53.960 So, yeah, it started like a joke.
00:33:56.360 They were making fun of me, and I took it.
00:33:58.260 And it's a prototype of a Puerto Rican population,
00:34:02.140 so they feel related, they identify with it,
00:34:04.640 and I think that is such a dope name, and I like it. 0.98
00:34:07.620 Yeah, it's sick. 0.93
00:34:08.080 And I make fun of it a lot.
00:34:09.940 Really?
00:34:10.400 Yeah.
00:34:10.880 There's so many talented artists in Puerto Rico.
00:34:12.840 like who that bunny lunay is incredible daddy yankee yeah no i think i'm very proud of you
00:34:22.800 thank you i was looking at him yesterday and i was just like walking down the aisle and i was
00:34:28.540 like my god this is the guy that i've you know maybe i was i've never like like thought i was
00:34:33.860 gonna marry guina but like i definitely wanted to marry someone that was gonna accept me for who i
00:34:39.220 because it's hard we're hard we're very complicated i wanted to ask you about that because i i know
00:34:44.180 lele and the internet has gotten some glimpses of lele secret life of lele ponds and and and uh
00:34:49.300 you know like you said lele you're complicated very complex human how has that how has that been
00:34:55.460 um you know just being with someone who is as complex as lele i mean it's definitely not easy
00:35:04.820 but um it's a it's a special way of love um like i said yesterday in the speech if i will ask myself
00:35:14.200 like when i was in high school i never never thought about this the the way that i'm loving
00:35:19.400 in person my my spouse the woman of my life because it's it's about compassion it's about
00:35:27.800 understanding is about try to have more filters than than uh in a regular situation you know
00:35:36.100 sometimes um you women's percent they are not basic they're very complex more than us you know
00:35:43.160 we are very basic i think so i think you just give us some food and let us rest take a nap 0.98
00:35:47.440 we'll be all right yeah have sex and you're okay you're good to go we're fine 0.84
00:35:50.180 but um but in women's um scenarios um in lately scenarios more complex even than than regular 0.55
00:35:58.900 women's because what's up poppy because you have to understand where that action is coming from
00:36:05.220 you know before you yeah before you jump back or before you take a decision or before you say
00:36:11.880 something and it's uh and it's uh it was a such a very hard process but at the end of the day i
00:36:17.020 realized that that she really have a pure love for for me and she really was decided to to be
00:36:24.300 with me and she fought for me very very very hard to see every single day he he he literally when
00:36:30.180 we when we met when we met he liked me a lot and i didn't and uh and he would he did a lot for me
00:36:36.700 he was like trying to like be cute and nice and adorable and i was just like i don't you know i
00:36:41.520 don't like that i don't like i want a hard to get guy right and then he literally one day he was
00:36:46.680 just like i can't do this anymore and he left because i had rejected him so much but he told
00:36:50.400 me and he was just like i just need to see that you really want to be with me he said i want to
00:36:55.220 see that and then i was like okay i do i really do and then months later like we just hit the
00:37:00.560 note that we did other things but it's something like you know why not someone that i definitely
00:37:06.540 and i want to say the truth i mean he was never in my plan like you know like i he was never even
00:37:13.480 like the type of man that i was gonna find like you remember the boyfriends that i would have 0.94
00:37:18.300 oh my god there were just like models and in instagram models you know fuck boy exactly those 0.51
00:37:23.660 those yes exactly you know you know which one the tan tall and they're all on love island and this 0.67
00:37:28.280 is why i love guayna because he's not those guys guayna's not those guys i love him for him i'm
00:37:33.980 physically attracted to him like crazy but it's not about that like if guayna one day becomes old
00:37:39.380 i love him more and more every day because i'm not it's not about being physical there's a chance
00:37:45.060 there's a chance he becomes old you know what i mean i actually love him for who he is and what
00:37:49.760 he stands for the communication that we have he i admire him you have to admire the person that
00:37:54.220 you're with i want i want to i want to ask like a kind of a tactical question for the people in
00:37:59.700 the audience that are watching this uh lately you've talked a lot about uh mental health your
00:38:05.160 struggles with mental health in the past i don't know if you had any experience in in your life
00:38:10.660 with your family or friends or anything like that but going into the relationship and as you started
00:38:14.660 to spend time with her what is some advice that you can give to people watching this on some
00:38:19.480 learning lessons and some tactics you use to support someone in your life that suffers with
00:38:24.500 a with some sort of um you know mental illness or or you know issue in that space i mean basically
00:38:31.000 um if if if you're with uh you have a familiar and in this case is is my my my wife if you have
00:38:38.920 a brother a daughter or whatever with mental health issue mental health situation best team
00:38:45.200 best thing that you can do is is make a team you know talk with professionals and figure it out um
00:38:51.920 what what she have or what he have and how you can work on it um in this situation in my situation
00:38:59.460 with Lele um she she takes sessions she she goes to the ranch uh it's a therapy place and yeah it's
00:39:06.620 a therapy place and the family me including me on it uh we are very compromised on it and we're very
00:39:14.480 we're very uh involved in the process for me as a learning process it was hard because what I was
00:39:21.520 telling you I had to develop those filters for an example if you're crossing a street in Mexico or 0.99
00:39:27.980 costa rica and a car is about to run over you you're not gonna fight back like what the fuck 1.00
00:39:33.980 are you doing you're gonna kill me because you're not in the states maybe they're gonna kill you 1.00
00:39:37.580 and who's gonna know that why now logan paul died in a in another country the first filter is have 0.99
00:39:43.600 to be i'm in another country i have to keep walking yep yep you know so same thing with uh
00:39:48.700 with lily and and and for a person for that is very close for for another one without mental
00:39:54.080 health issue you have to develop certain filters that are going to help the process and it's going
00:39:59.040 to help their person at the end of the day um and i think that that that's the most important thing
00:40:04.160 you know study around um get a lot of information and yeah yeah because at the end of the day we
00:40:10.800 both of us are healing in this relationship um and and i think that that's uh one of the most
00:40:17.680 important thing uh since when we got along to each other when we got together we we we changed for
00:40:22.400 are better and and that's what makes us happy that's dude this is this is like i've obviously
00:40:28.120 haven't seen you guys or spent time with you guys together i wasn't invited to the wedding but um
00:40:32.840 uh the way you can i know i want to sorry that was a joke i would have no you can't just invite
00:40:43.060 every no we haven't talked in since why would you invite mike you don't even know him correct
00:40:47.860 that was a that was a joke and i was gonna say something important so i shouldn't even have said
00:40:52.000 the joke but i was but uh i want to say it's just so it's so evident that you guys have what you
00:41:00.080 have because of the level of work it's very sweet that you are willing to put into each other to
00:41:05.460 better each other and better the relationship as well i mean it's i've been with you for 15 minutes
00:41:09.620 now and it's it's so evident and i guess the question i would have is how have you guys been
00:41:15.980 able to balance the workload of having such extremely successful individual careers while
00:41:23.060 also building this beautiful you know romance friendship and relationship we um we sometimes
00:41:30.180 um there's two ways there's two things we do we have dates every every week you know the other day
00:41:36.840 i i what did i do what did i do the thing on the beach yeah i was supposed to say that no okay so
00:41:43.700 i made a i made a picnic in the beach for him like a very romantic picnic he came it's like you know
00:41:50.900 a date sometimes i do other things sometimes he does other things really beautiful it's just like
00:41:55.420 keeping like acting wait what happened on the beach no i can't say it she's like it's illegal
00:42:00.860 basically basically like i feel like you know i i saw this on instagram but somebody says like
00:42:09.120 you know when you're supposed to get married people say that you're settling in and i think
00:42:12.460 that's when you start to like you have to continue really hard you know like it doesn't mean you
00:42:16.180 like settle in it means like you continue doing dates you continue to make the other person fall
00:42:21.060 in love with you it's a journey it's it's marriage you know it's not just now oh my god i got married
00:42:25.960 it's what comes after that's one thing and then we're doing an album together to actually be able
00:42:29.960 to tour together see that's awesome that's cool like if you can combine yes yeah you just dropped
00:42:35.280 the song together correct like we dropped the song together we dropped the song and then we're
00:42:38.740 Yeah, we're dropping an album in a week.
00:42:43.100 Yeah, for us, it was very cool.
00:42:44.760 We thought about it.
00:42:45.560 We realized, listen, we have the wedding, the honeymoon, and then what?
00:42:49.880 Yes.
00:42:50.320 Let's drop an album.
00:42:51.280 That way we can still work together.
00:42:53.160 Has this been done?
00:42:54.760 Do I?
00:42:55.200 Like a husband, wife, newlywed album?
00:42:56.740 I have no idea.
00:42:57.740 I don't know.
00:42:58.660 This feels pretty significant.
00:42:59.860 Maybe Marc Anthony and J-Lo, but I don't know if they release an album.
00:43:03.200 I know they're releasing a song.
00:43:04.640 12 songs?
00:43:05.380 Like a touring couple?
00:43:06.320 That feels fresh.
00:43:08.740 Cool.
00:43:09.420 I think Gracie did.
00:43:11.040 Yo, what I was about to tell you,
00:43:12.440 when you said,
00:43:13.380 hey, Lele, look stunning,
00:43:16.020 walking down the aisle with a dress.
00:43:17.960 When I was about to choose my suit,
00:43:20.300 I was like, what am I going to do?
00:43:21.820 I know that she's going to come with fireworks.
00:43:25.040 You got to step up.
00:43:26.620 Yeah, you got to step up.
00:43:27.860 It's a lot of pressure.
00:43:29.120 It's a lot of pressure.
00:43:29.940 Of course, you guys are probably competing
00:43:31.000 with each other all the time.
00:43:32.540 All the time.
00:43:33.200 She's the most competitive person that I ever know.
00:43:34.840 Is it annoying?
00:43:35.360 I get it from him.
00:43:36.040 No, yeah, right.
00:43:36.900 You too?
00:43:37.660 No, because I'm not that.
00:43:38.460 You don't know how to lose?
00:43:40.000 I'm good at losing, actually.
00:43:42.960 But don't you remember, like, you had, like, in 1600 Vine,
00:43:47.180 you had a board of what you wanted to do and all these goals that you did do.
00:43:52.220 Because I remember I was like, I took a picture in my mind of it.
00:43:54.760 Everything you did.
00:43:55.960 So for you to be like that, you have to have that mindset.
00:43:58.900 You have to have that competitive fire in you.
00:44:01.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:01.700 Except then when you take so many L's in a row, you stop caring.
00:44:05.240 No, you haven't.
00:44:06.380 No, you haven't.
00:44:07.040 No, you know, two L's make a W, Lele.
00:44:10.360 Yeah, I have two L's in my name, so I'm good.
00:44:12.920 Lele.
00:44:13.640 Yeah, I do.
00:44:14.040 Exactly.
00:44:14.720 Me too.
00:44:15.120 Logan, Paul.
00:44:16.180 Oh, look at that.
00:44:17.260 100%.
00:44:17.620 Dude, you didn't make it to your after parties.
00:44:20.020 I went to live last night.
00:44:21.640 Oh, yeah.
00:44:22.280 Oh, but it wasn't like at 1.30, right?
00:44:24.300 Oh, I was just...
00:44:25.260 How was it?
00:44:26.140 Might have been three.
00:44:27.940 Your wilder guests were there.
00:44:29.920 Oh, my God, they were?
00:44:30.880 I love it.
00:44:31.420 I was going to walk in, and I saw Miss Stocking come back up the stairs.
00:44:37.040 With Steve Aoki, right?
00:44:39.300 With Steve Aoki, yeah.
00:44:40.340 And I think Anwar was still stumbling around at that point.
00:44:42.880 Anwar was, yeah.
00:44:43.780 Listen, the last remaining soldier, always, guaranteed,
00:44:50.680 the only person I see after like 7 a.m. is Sammy Shahidi.
00:44:54.120 Oh, my God, Sammy.
00:44:54.640 Sammy's a warrior.
00:44:55.800 And by the way, Sammy looks as good at 7 as he does at midnight.
00:44:59.780 Like, he's still fresh.
00:45:01.040 He's always smiling.
00:45:02.120 It's the truth.
00:45:02.900 It's the truth.
00:45:03.340 So they were all out.
00:45:04.960 I saw them, but I didn't see you guys.
00:45:06.300 did you guys head home
00:45:07.220 sit by the fireplace
00:45:07.880 hot cocoa
00:45:08.800 we were really tired
00:45:09.960 we were so tired
00:45:11.080 did you drink
00:45:11.780 no
00:45:12.580 and you don't drink right
00:45:14.060 no
00:45:14.300 no he doesn't drink
00:45:15.400 no no no I don't drink
00:45:16.080 ever
00:45:16.620 no
00:45:17.140 sober
00:45:17.720 sober
00:45:18.420 yeah yeah no
00:45:19.060 I drank like
00:45:20.660 maybe three years ago
00:45:22.200 there's a lot of
00:45:23.240 responsibilities for me
00:45:24.380 if I woke up at 1pm
00:45:26.500 there's like
00:45:27.180 three to four decisions
00:45:28.980 that already been took
00:45:29.740 and one meeting
00:45:30.800 and I was out of it
00:45:32.160 so
00:45:32.380 I don't drink because
00:45:33.160 he doesn't drink
00:45:33.560 I mean I drink sometimes
00:45:34.400 but I don't drink that
00:45:35.640 I mean, I like what she drinks, right?
00:45:38.500 He does, because I get horny.
00:45:40.380 He loves when I drink, because I get horny, and then he's just like.
00:45:44.160 I was saying this.
00:45:45.780 No, he does.
00:45:46.580 He was like, can you please?
00:45:47.480 And I was like.
00:45:48.920 Hey, you want a drink?
00:45:50.900 Are you guys more in love in Spanish or English?
00:45:53.780 We, we, oh, we, I feel like we fight in Spanish.
00:45:57.320 In English.
00:45:58.100 That's what I learned in English really quick.
00:45:59.780 I fight in English, you fight in Spanish.
00:46:01.580 Yeah, no, both.
00:46:02.540 because Kevin
00:46:03.760 Kevin, my videographer
00:46:05.160 right there
00:46:05.660 he met a nice
00:46:07.100 Puerto Rican girl
00:46:07.900 really?
00:46:08.520 yeah, but I noticed
00:46:09.660 their only love
00:46:11.000 is Spanish
00:46:11.660 when they talk in English
00:46:13.940 there's no chemistry
00:46:15.240 from what part?
00:46:17.440 from what part of Puerto Rico?
00:46:19.180 from where?
00:46:19.600 from RincĂłn
00:46:20.040 from RincĂłn
00:46:20.940 RincĂłn is beautiful
00:46:21.760 you've never been to RincĂłn before?
00:46:23.200 I have not
00:46:23.880 but that's the west side
00:46:24.840 one of the most beautiful
00:46:26.220 songs in the island
00:46:27.220 I've been to El Yunque
00:46:28.500 obviously
00:46:29.080 yeah, yeah
00:46:29.780 of course
00:46:30.280 you've been everywhere
00:46:30.760 but we've been there
00:46:32.240 We never visited you
00:46:33.380 You guys should come by the house
00:46:35.220 Logan is living his best life
00:46:37.480 He's very anti-social
00:46:38.700 I know
00:46:39.100 But I understand that
00:46:40.540 He's not anti-
00:46:41.680 Why do you keep saying that?
00:46:43.240 Because you're not
00:46:44.040 You're not anti-social
00:46:45.440 You're the most social person
00:46:46.240 Somebody just implanted this
00:46:47.580 In the past week
00:46:48.240 You should have seen me last night guys
00:46:50.120 Because you choose to be anti-social
00:46:51.680 Because look how many people were there
00:46:53.560 It's like a festival of everybody from the past
00:46:56.700 I was just shutting down
00:46:57.860 You know I will say this
00:46:59.600 In his defense
00:47:01.440 in certain circumstances he is he never really liked like social events and outings yes i wouldn't
00:47:07.420 say anti-social is the word i would say you're social when there's purpose i don't think you're
00:47:13.060 like purposely purposely social you know what it is you're 100 right if i uh it's hard for me to
00:47:21.340 it's hard for me to fake interest you know and and and at that an event like that it's a lot of
00:47:28.460 small talk yes you know and especially with people you haven't seen in so long it was just heavy it
00:47:33.560 was really heavy and i could do it for like three hours and an hour four or five i started to just
00:47:37.400 internally because it's a lot of people i did an irish goodbye everybody everybody like that i
00:47:43.200 that i when i woke up it was like what like how like how did all these people come together and
00:47:49.420 then i was like well something that people don't know is that guayner has his life and why i have
00:47:53.300 my life i had 10 years of career so i know the viners i know the youtubers i know the singers
00:48:00.640 i know the you know what i mean like so it's something like i brought all my friends together
00:48:03.780 paris hilton was there yeah paris hilton was a bridesmaid we know paris hilton since i mean
00:48:08.040 since i do forever you know but i don't post about it all the time but it's because with me like
00:48:13.700 when me and you go together to lunch or when i went to puerto rico we don't post that stuff you
00:48:18.380 know and i think that that's the beauty of it because there were so many different by the way
00:48:22.380 what happened that night that you want to that you want to oh my god logan what happened logan
00:48:28.980 i accidentally okay so let me okay remember that night i went to this guy's house the the guy's
00:48:35.000 house that we were in puerto rico yeah we went to that guy's house that he was like super nice right
00:48:39.380 we had we had dinner yes we had dinner and went to another guy's house okay he was rich i i know
00:48:44.600 who you're talking about yeah so he was like giving out the brownies for like you know the
00:48:49.260 like the weed brownies and then he he he like put he was like those are not uh weed ones and those
00:48:54.180 are are are weed ones and obviously i'm like i didn't think anything i was like okay i don't do
00:48:59.340 weed right so literally i was like i was like which one was it oh whatever okay i'll take this
00:49:04.040 one you know i'm like it will have to be that one right and he told me like this one's this and this
00:49:07.420 one's this so when i was with you and with you with you i was so happy and the minute you left
00:49:12.620 i was like bye logan i love you the minute literally like the minute you left i was like
00:49:16.880 bye logan no way logan i you left me exactly in that moment i was two hours there i didn't know
00:49:24.220 how to go like high yeah like and like yeah like remember when we said bye in the end like i was
00:49:29.440 like wait hold on hold on you got high and i got interacting with strangers and you weren't i got
00:49:35.120 high by mistake yeah i don't i don't that's tough yeah that's really brownie because i really love
00:49:40.080 chocolate i really love chocolate but i got high and i you know me i said i was like i don't really
00:49:44.540 want to right so you let like when you left me i was walking i was so close to entering
00:49:49.860 lately i'm good at leaving if you haven't noticed yeah i am good at leaving if you would have just
00:49:54.560 if you would have just turned around you would have you would have seen me looking up in the sky
00:49:58.280 she called me and facing baby i'm hot
00:50:01.580 i was laughing i was like go eat go eat something it's gonna go i'm scared no edible if you if you
00:50:10.220 no no no no no for some reason if edibles hit you incorrectly yes it can be dark horrible
00:50:16.620 and with strangers around strangers people you don't know and if you don't expect to get high
00:50:21.900 no lately you were doomed absolutely imagine lele pons high without doing anything without
00:50:27.980 energy it's not possible what does that look like do you do you get talkative or do you get like i
00:50:32.780 was like that happens to a lot of people in amsterdam it's like a big problem there they
00:50:39.580 They have these things called, what are they called?
00:50:41.120 Space cakes or something like that.
00:50:43.180 And they advise tourists not to take them because they're very,
00:50:46.880 like edibles are way stronger than just smoking weed.
00:50:50.200 And I don't smoke.
00:50:51.100 I don't do drugs.
00:50:52.540 I don't smoke.
00:50:53.480 So what do you guys do in Miami?
00:50:55.280 Because you're definitely not even creating as much content as you used to.
00:50:59.420 No, I think what we do is music, spend time with, I mean,
00:51:02.580 we've had such a, like, we have a long career in LA.
00:51:07.020 You know, every day, every day, every day, posting every day.
00:51:09.580 I still do, like, skits.
00:51:11.140 I still, the thing is what I'm doing right now is mostly, like, I want to do music.
00:51:15.080 I want to start directing stuff, like, for real, you know, like.
00:51:18.000 Let me ask you.
00:51:19.260 Why do you think you have so many followers?
00:51:20.820 You have so many followers.
00:51:22.580 You have, like, 51.4 million just on Instagram.
00:51:26.380 The scandals.
00:51:27.220 No, no, no.
00:51:27.940 There's no, I mean, there's a few scandals.
00:51:30.020 No, but I think, I think, I think the reason is because I'm, I barely really talk.
00:51:35.060 It's more physical.
00:51:36.020 And when it's physical, it's universal.
00:51:37.760 people that don't have to speak the language that i speak to understand what my content is
00:51:41.980 so i think it just gets to more people that's my problem i'm running my mouth too much
00:51:45.620 i swear to god that's why yeah you saw the guy that that went viral on tiktok what's the name
00:51:50.500 of the guy yeah yeah yeah oh cabby cabby lane yes yeah exactly just like cabby he doesn't speak
00:51:56.700 but everybody can understand because he's the most followed right on tiktok i think he is
00:52:00.800 He's number one.
00:52:01.440 I think he is.
00:52:01.960 I also think with you, too, and this isn't to discount or detract anything from what you've done and the work you've put in, but you hit at such a perfect time for the Latin culture.
00:52:14.720 I mean, the Latin culture has been, especially eight to ten years ago, started really exploding.
00:52:22.720 And I think anytime you can take advantage of a niche, especially a niche that is a nationality or a birthplace, it really activates that community.
00:52:34.360 I mean, what percentage of your audience is Latina?
00:52:37.220 I'm going to say like 15% is American, USA.
00:52:41.620 Only 15.
00:52:42.400 Only 15.
00:52:43.180 10% is Mexican, Colombian.
00:52:48.000 Brazil is big.
00:52:49.620 Brazil is like 8%.
00:52:51.060 Turkey.
00:52:51.960 Yes.
00:52:52.720 india is in turkey oh so it's global but i just feel like i feel like you very much like started
00:52:57.560 to really represent at least on social media like kind of like what jlo did for music a long time
00:53:03.320 i remember a long time ago it was just like we would do skits all the time about that all the
00:53:07.700 time when i was 18 and we would do skits like that about latina like it's the truth i was like a long
00:53:14.160 time ago what days do you wake up and you're like i think instead of making music today i'm gonna 0.57
00:53:18.440 like bounce my boobs like you know that skit you do where you make your boobs like pop way up in
00:53:23.060 the air like how do you decide what days you're gonna like do that now i just i decide when i'm 1.00
00:53:27.260 just like what a shit question what an asshole no when i i see it all the time when i when i when 0.99
00:53:35.380 i'm lazy i'm just like okay you've done a lot of those lately a lot of i'm just as you should i 1.00
00:53:43.800 watching hannah try to do it after and just can't or paris yeah yeah you like it yeah of course
00:53:51.020 i have to dude you you proposed to her at tomorrowland in front of in front of how many
00:53:58.300 people 10 000 20 50 000 like 80 000 people 80 000 4 million on stream that's so many people
00:54:05.440 i was like well what if she say no what if i said no logan would you have done that or would
00:54:11.960 would you have said yes and then no later because that happens too sometimes i no no no thank god
00:54:18.820 no thank god i loved him like i would i would say someone's name that i did not love remember that
00:54:23.480 one oh yeah you know which i'm talking about if he proposed to me in tomorrow i would have said no
00:54:29.440 but why not my god i would say yes to him even if it was right here had you talked about it
00:54:33.780 i mean we talked about it like a couple like before like you know like months before be like
00:54:38.620 you're the one that I want to get married to
00:54:41.020 right? We've been talking about it like that
00:54:43.020 Yeah, funny fact
00:54:45.220 I went to Los Angeles
00:54:46.600 to Anwar store
00:54:48.320 to get the ring and everything
00:54:50.360 Oh, I didn't know that
00:54:51.600 Let's talk about that rock
00:54:53.620 Yo, hold on a second
00:54:55.800 This is nice
00:54:57.560 This is nice
00:54:59.220 It's a big rock, I know rocks
00:55:00.660 Like the crack
00:55:02.640 It's true
00:55:04.940 This is beautiful
00:55:06.060 It's a beautiful rock
00:55:07.240 what uh you want to smoke it mike look at him frothing what uh how many grams of carrots
00:55:12.860 i don't know it was like 4.4 4.5 hey how much how much that run you that's like a hundred
00:55:22.840 thousand dollars you got any you got any advice on ring selection just in case yes somebody on
00:55:28.260 this show you know these guys are both in committed relationships there's a chance you
00:55:34.680 yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean if if you want me to tell them something to my advice well um i think
00:55:41.160 that you first started to talk about brooks because every single woman have a different
00:55:45.800 presence from the cuts and then it's very important every single case is very individual
00:55:54.520 you know if i would do that and i were proposing a doctor maybe she fell off you get her heart
00:56:00.840 shaped diamond yes she died by a hard time at that moment but it was the most she was it was
00:56:08.580 the most special moment for a content creator in the middle of tomorrowland i mean like as a me
00:56:15.440 that was the most important moment yeah because you have a plan is after you have the rock you
00:56:19.700 have a plan the situation to make it special so every single woman has like yeah so it has like
00:56:23.740 it says like like and subscribe he would know he was like for lele he was like for lele what would
00:56:28.100 be the most a beautiful um like um way to propose to her the most special yes for this woman what
00:56:34.840 would be the most special because depending on the woman if the woman is very you know like intimate
00:56:39.120 shy the woman likes the water the woman likes to fly the woman likes i don't know so so okay
00:56:44.760 i feel like as a content creator was there a part of you that didn't want to make a moment that
00:56:52.280 intimate that public um it was scary i'm gonna be honest with you i thought it was beautiful
00:56:59.420 but at the same time i was just like i blocked out i blacked out i blocked it i don't know i
00:57:05.200 blacked out yeah she was like like five seconds like this and i was like yes yes yeah i was like
00:57:10.920 oh you froze oh i i froze i froze because there was i wasn't expecting and there was it was a lot
00:57:17.320 it was a lot uh for me in that moment because there was people screaming and there was like
00:57:21.100 oh my god is this really happening like i love him so much like like and then i i i yeah let me
00:57:27.260 right now like yeah for a moment i was just like wow i um i i guess i would love to marry you but 0.99
00:57:32.320 then i was like oh my god the whole internet's gonna see this but but it was it was my ass was 0.87
00:57:36.640 out it was very beautiful the fact that a lot of people even without knowing us because because 0.97
00:57:43.100 there's a culture clash you know there's people for every single country in the world going to
00:57:47.080 tomorrow land koreans people from turkey from china from russia they were like oh you were the
00:57:52.660 guys that got engaged on stage oh cool that was so pretty we love you so much and i was like yeah
00:57:56.840 i do music this is my car he's plugging his songs that was good always plug i love watching people
00:58:03.300 get married live we were at the world cup and we saw a couple proposed in front of us and and i i
00:58:08.640 was standing up cheering like i it's i love that what was your favorite union of people at the
00:58:14.340 world cup yeah i had to say argentina okay just just because i i support i support messi's quest
00:58:21.120 to me too me too i support winners i have to support losers too you know got what got one
00:58:26.920 in my family now oh my god yeah yeah did you guys watch that last jake paul fight yeah he lost i
00:58:31.900 know yeah it was but it was it was a close fight i think you know he deserves an advantage but he's
00:58:36.120 done great what do you like you know you win and you lose oh yeah oh absolutely he's done great
00:58:39.940 Yeah, no, we've all come a long-ass way.
00:58:42.220 Would you ever get in the ring?
00:58:44.100 I can. 1.00
00:58:44.820 You would kick ass. 1.00
00:58:45.580 Did you not see me hitting that penis piñata? 1.00
00:58:48.100 I didn't, actually. 0.99
00:58:49.380 I missed that as well.
00:58:50.120 Yeah, go to my last post.
00:58:52.920 You can see me hitting it.
00:58:53.500 I'd rather not.
00:58:54.160 Okay.
00:58:56.280 And then he goes, he's like, don't worry, baby. 1.00
00:58:58.160 I have here your Puerto Rican penis piñata. 1.00
00:59:00.760 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:59:01.700 Oh, my goodness.
00:59:02.520 Hopefully it doesn't explode and candy falls out of it, if you know what I mean, right?
00:59:05.700 hey i heard the officiator the person who actually wed you guys i heard that he didn't
00:59:12.440 know spanish that well he was like juan carlos i was like well you're marrying another person
00:59:16.680 yeah yeah he didn't even say your name right i saw you laugh at him he didn't who was the guy
00:59:20.960 because because he was he'd go from english to spanish no because he we we tried to get someone
00:59:25.640 um yes that spoke both and we and we got that and he said oh we i've done many weddings like he
00:59:31.700 lied he lied to us he didn't know spanish because we were not gonna do practice what if he was
00:59:36.780 bilingual like english cambodian you know what i'm saying like he just said yeah i'm bilingual
00:59:42.040 you guys made the assumption i told him i literally told him i was like are we gonna do the house
00:59:46.300 and then and then like when he's like and now you may kiss the bride and i was like wait what about
00:59:50.060 the vows and he was like do it do it do it and i think that's why we did the vows during the
00:59:54.220 reception because he didn't let us do the vows he was a rookie wampa said the the loose translation
00:59:59.060 was do you be with person for a long time he said he's he said he goes you you guys don't know
01:00:07.800 spanish but this guy has no idea with how to read spanish and listening i i know he i felt bad he
01:00:13.120 was really trying really hard to to i mean i went to a wedding like that it's kind of similar but
01:00:18.540 like honestly he was struggling he was struggling with his spanish he was doing good in english but
01:00:23.440 he was struggling with his spanish is there a reason you didn't have drinks at the reception
01:00:27.620 at first yeah but why everybody's gonna like you know pass out that would have been sorry sorry
01:00:32.900 can i sorry well sorry what did you just say it was a dry just at the reception just at the
01:00:41.640 wedding part like just when oh yeah the cocktail hour you mean no before that before that oh yeah
01:00:49.000 yeah no that's that's fine yeah before the ceremony yeah i didn't want that because people 0.97
01:00:53.200 I don't want to be an objection or something stupid. 0.51
01:00:56.240 Oh, were you worried that Wampa was going to do an objection? 0.99
01:00:59.780 No.
01:01:00.260 Imagine, dude.
01:01:01.580 No.
01:01:01.900 Wampa, no, no.
01:01:04.420 No, bro.
01:01:05.220 Wait, no, not that.
01:01:06.880 But it was just a lot.
01:01:11.180 Oh, my God.
01:01:11.740 It was just a lot.
01:01:12.760 Like, my dog coming.
01:01:14.680 I did see the dog.
01:01:15.580 That one right there walked down the aisle.
01:01:16.320 Yeah, did you see him getting us?
01:01:17.940 Can you get him on the.
01:01:20.040 Oh.
01:01:21.020 Is he bilingual?
01:01:22.460 Yes.
01:01:22.920 Yeah.
01:01:23.200 oh and then he sat down george it kind of looks like your dog what kind of dog is this labradoodle
01:01:37.120 it's a japanese red toy poodle oh he speaks spanish a lot the dog speaks spanish grab him
01:01:44.960 he likes me more i'm sorry to break your guys honestly like he couldn't stay like yesterday
01:01:49.120 it was intense like oh anwar had the the rings and he didn't know where he put i heard he lost
01:01:53.620 them i heard he lost the ring it was a reception like it was as if it was a vine like i was
01:01:58.020 surprised you didn't do anything crazy all of us were a little unsure you got a little fired up at
01:02:03.180 one part you repeated something a couple times i think it was like i'll be with you forever and
01:02:07.580 ever and ever oh yes because the guy in spanish was repeating the word he because he was having
01:02:12.020 a good time he the moment he could latch onto a joke to detract from the fact that he had no idea
01:02:16.580 what he was saying he's like i'm gonna i'm gonna run with this one yeah yeah talk about alligators
01:02:20.580 in the pond yeah i'm surprised you didn't do anything crazy did you see yeah yeah no no no
01:02:25.420 i i'm surprised no that moment was very special but i didn't do anything but other people did do
01:02:29.760 stuff like toby with me and the rings with anwar and the guy not speaking spanish correctly when
01:02:36.980 will we see this on amazon oh like next year no i don't know why next year no wait in a couple
01:02:42.300 months in a couple months in a couple months yeah people are gonna be like what the oh you'll be
01:02:46.660 able to see the whole wedding yes via yeah amazon yeah wow that must have been so cool to be at
01:02:52.980 i so i'm i feel for you guys because when i don't invite people to my wedding i know i'm also gonna
01:03:01.200 get like like they're gonna be like who's my invite and i'm just gonna have no but hopefully
01:03:05.240 they'll be joking like people should know without getting or not getting an invite whether or not 0.87
01:03:10.460 they should be invited to someone's fucking wedding dude like you're not just it's not like 0.98
01:03:14.260 you're just inviting every person under the sun to come watch you get married yeah and the thing 0.99
01:03:19.480 is that venue is just except like 300 people oh and people people got in our initial list was
01:03:25.440 like 600 or 500 so for us you had to cut it down about the half yeah also maybe i have a cut
01:03:31.600 yeah most of the family members like got cut she's like mom listen unfortunately
01:03:41.640 logan's coming and he's got a plus one now and this is for amazon it's gonna go on instagram
01:03:47.900 we want to trend on twitter mom sorry logan has a plus five i didn't have to
01:03:52.900 i was good i was gonna ask to to do this podcast at the wedding but i was advised that was
01:04:00.620 inappropriate and then and then when we were texting you said are you interviewing me in
01:04:04.940 guina i was like yeah because johnny johnny johnny told me and i was just like yes yes johnny called
01:04:09.920 me yeah johnny's johnny's the best johnny called me i was like i would love to do an interview with
01:04:14.880 you but the thing is like in the wedding i can't promise you anything because maybe things will
01:04:18.460 change and i don't want to like you know i wasn't even sure if you were going to come today i'm
01:04:22.660 seriously i'm so i'm so thankful but but the real question is when are we having babies oh i don't
01:04:32.040 know that's the first time that they they saw someone ask us of that yeah right um no way
01:04:38.380 i think i think we need to travel more we need to get to know each other more
01:04:43.680 and then have a baby a big responsibility yeah we're thinking about like four or four years
01:04:48.420 three or four or five years oh y'all are patient huh yeah yeah because you know what i mean well
01:04:54.600 how old is pretty let it's pretty i'm 30 okay and you're what 26 yeah thank you i'm 27
01:05:01.300 yeah but i'm i'm ready i could i could do baby you're ready i think so you're mentally prepared
01:05:07.840 i'm not okay yeah no enjoy your youth guys but we're obviously all excited for this yeah the
01:05:15.380 thing is that we have we have we have a lot of things to do in the personal in in a personal
01:05:21.040 conversation and in the under professional one too so for us to be parents it have it would love to
01:05:28.640 be a moment that we really have a time to to almost say to rise a kid to raise a kid you know
01:05:37.480 to bring it to school to take your time let's say hey listen we don't want to do an album we don't
01:05:42.040 want to do a show we can wait let's go to it's better the five first years of a baby are very
01:05:47.820 important you have to be present and we right now can't see i would have thought the opposite
01:05:52.860 i would have thought that the first five years of a baby's life you can kind of just let them do
01:05:57.260 their thing i'm really gonna remember they're gonna remember anything so yes that's where
01:06:01.140 when they where they develop personality my dad didn't talk to me yeah four years old
01:06:08.820 No, but like a three-year-old's not going to remember anything you do.
01:06:12.120 He tried to responsibly re-home me.
01:06:14.560 The baby.
01:06:15.040 Yo.
01:06:18.380 The baby was irresponsibly re-homed.
01:06:20.580 The baby was responsibly re-homed.
01:06:23.140 Oh, my God.
01:06:23.820 We found Logan Paul's baby wandering through a local rancher's backyard with half an ear.
01:06:31.320 Oh, no.
01:06:32.520 What?
01:06:32.840 I thought I knew the guys.
01:06:34.360 They seemed great. 0.99
01:06:36.180 Where the fuck, dude? 1.00
01:06:37.740 that baby slept in such a great bed 1.00
01:06:40.120 why did you get rid of your baby
01:06:41.640 I'm anti-social I didn't want to hang out with him
01:06:43.700 what happened here
01:06:46.000 no I'm kidding
01:06:46.740 it's an inside joke 0.98
01:06:47.700 I know I know it's a pig one 0.91
01:06:49.840 it was on every tabloid 0.98
01:06:53.280 it's an inside joke 0.98
01:06:54.220 the pig 1.00
01:06:55.820 yeah the fucking pig 1.00
01:06:57.700 I gave the pig away and then that person 1.00
01:07:00.200 to a nice home
01:07:01.380 and then that person rehomed the pig to a person
01:07:04.040 who apparently wasn't capable of taking care of it
01:07:05.680 I think he's, if you,
01:07:08.060 Well you've activated him George.
01:07:10.680 Might be, might not be the worst time for it.
01:07:13.000 Toby, Toby, yeah.
01:07:14.540 Yeah, yeah, Toby, stop.
01:07:18.680 Yeah, yeah, Toby, yeah.
01:07:20.120 Is his name Toby? 0.99
01:07:21.040 Toby, just calm it down, no wait, but the pig. 0.99
01:07:23.400 Toby, come on. 0.95
01:07:24.240 I don't wanna talk about it.
01:07:25.080 So, I don't know the story.
01:07:27.460 Nah, nah, nah, nah.
01:07:28.960 What do you guys think for the honeymoon?
01:07:30.200 Yeah, what's going on?
01:07:31.040 To Dubai, when?
01:07:32.180 Tuesday, Tuesday.
01:07:33.400 Uh, Tuesday?
01:07:35.280 Yeah.
01:07:35.920 You said you wanted Tuesday?
01:07:37.760 Well, I'm glad we got to squeeze this in, guys.
01:07:39.600 You guys seem like a really healthy, stable, solid couple.
01:07:42.740 I'm rooting for you.
01:07:43.460 Guayana, it was a pleasure to meet you.
01:07:45.040 Pleasure's mine, man.
01:07:45.900 No, this is so good.
01:07:46.800 You guys did not have to do this the day after your wedding.
01:07:49.220 I'm seriously, I'm very honored.
01:07:51.180 Guys, if they have songs, listen to them.
01:07:53.960 Go to see them on tour.
01:07:55.660 Stream their album, all the things.
01:07:57.400 Follow Lele Pons on Twitter.
01:07:59.200 Just kidding, you already do.
01:08:00.900 Guayana, Instagram.
01:08:03.400 Yeah, G-U-A-Y-N-double-A-W-I-N.
01:08:07.300 Easy, easy.
01:08:09.220 Not like this.
01:08:10.540 Oh, my God. 0.97
01:08:11.480 It's the freaking Chinese hot air. 0.97
01:08:15.720 Must have gone off course. 0.99
01:08:17.120 What's that?
01:08:18.280 Get the drone out of here.
01:08:20.760 Get the drone out of here.
01:08:24.180 There's a nuclear facility.
01:08:28.240 What is that?
01:08:28.920 That's not good.
01:08:31.260 Stop it. 1.00
01:08:32.140 Stop the fucking Chinese rules. 1.00
01:08:34.140 Get it out. 1.00
01:08:35.140 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:08:36.140 What does it say? 1.00
01:08:37.140 What does it say?
01:08:38.140 Jeff FM number one?
01:08:39.140 Yes!
01:08:40.140 Oh, I didn't.
01:08:41.140 Oh.
01:08:43.140 I don't.
01:08:45.140 Look at my dog.
01:08:47.140 Oh, wow.
01:08:48.140 That was propaganda.
01:08:49.140 I was not expecting that.
01:08:50.140 That was propaganda.
01:08:51.140 It was a Chinese Jeff FM sponsorship.
01:08:53.140 It was guerrilla marketing propaganda. 1.00
01:08:55.140 That was fucked up. 1.00
01:08:56.140 Wow. 1.00
01:08:57.140 I'm going to invoice you, Jeff.
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