Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 05, 2024


Logan Paul Hits A New Low: Replaces Co-Host, Disrespects Mike Tyson, Glazes John Cena

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287

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00:02:02.020 Francis Ngannou said that he'd only fight Jake Paul
00:02:04.800 if I was locked in the cage with him as well.
00:02:07.220 Yeah, that's crazy. 0.99
00:02:08.000 What the f*** does he think is gonna happen? 0.94
00:02:09.840 When you become domesticated and you can't, like, go out 0.98
00:02:12.160 and be, like, drinking and partying every night.
00:02:14.020 Dude, I'm a father.
00:02:15.000 Deadbeat dad.
00:02:15.680 Yeah, I'm a deadbeat dad.
00:02:16.760 I'm turning 40.
00:02:17.780 40-year-old Mike.
00:02:18.800 Will I see you out at the club?
00:02:20.500 I haven't been going as much lately.
00:02:22.460 I don't enjoy it, but I can't say no. 0.98
00:02:25.020 Why did you say mother f***er kill you to Mike Tyson? 1.00
00:02:27.560 Mother f***er, I'll kill you, Mike. 1.00
00:02:28.980 I shouldn't have said mother f***er. 1.00
00:02:30.160 That was mean, bro. 1.00
00:02:30.920 But yo, I'm an a**hole. 0.87
00:02:32.820 So many UFO, UAP videos, and I really don't know what to believe. 0.93
00:02:37.100 I'm debating saying this, but I'm going to say it.
00:02:40.280 Whatever.
00:02:40.400 okay well that should be enough around let's go let's get this over with neither of us want to
00:02:56.160 be here neither do y'all let's put let's do this okay let's be honest shows run its course boys
00:03:03.680 it's over okay me and this nine-hole golfer over here who looks like he's about to go
00:03:09.600 knitting after this okay gonna go to crochet class with his with his kids kid i don't know
00:03:19.320 what you guys have planned i don't know if you guys are having a second one we will and probably
00:03:22.780 a third and if i can convince her a fourth and a fifth i think it really pisses a lot of people
00:03:26.680 off that you are as athletic and strong as you are because i alongside a lot of other people
00:03:32.140 would love to beat you up you just anger me your outfit angers me why you're like a walking olive
00:03:38.300 yeah i guess i kind of do do you understand pearl says buttons i had to take little papers off of 0.95
00:03:45.600 them this casa blanca outfit came with little papers on these like each one was individually
00:03:50.140 wrapped in like paper i don't know what yeah i look okay right no it's fine it's just like a
00:03:55.060 good little school boy cleveland don't really it wouldn't doesn't say cleveland i'm not reeking
00:03:58.760 much cleveland no you're also not re reeking much melanin have you seen the sun lately no you look
00:04:05.320 Casper. No, I haven't. Let's just talk
00:04:08.100 shit to each other for the whole episode. I would 1.00
00:04:10.160 love to do that. I'm telling you
00:04:12.120 you look tense. I noticed your shirt is
00:04:14.040 wrinkly. So wrinkly. Logan,
00:04:16.440 I'm really bad. I'm not
00:04:18.100 doing good. Why?
00:04:20.560 I don't know. Yeah, but you hit
00:04:22.000 your parlays last night. No, don't know.
00:04:23.840 You should be doing well. First of all, they're called lineups.
00:04:26.660 They're called lineups
00:04:27.800 on prize picks. They're not called whatever word
00:04:30.160 you just said. They're called lineups.
00:04:32.600 And yes, I did have some good lineups
00:04:34.160 last night.
00:04:35.320 In the Browns game.
00:04:36.720 You know the Cleveland Browns, right?
00:04:38.720 I watched them.
00:04:40.280 Yeah, they're a great team.
00:04:41.780 Dude, last night against the Broncos.
00:04:44.880 Hey, hey, is this coming out for – yeah, right?
00:04:47.460 We'll probably put this one out quick.
00:04:50.520 Winston's a really good quarterback.
00:04:53.240 Winston Churchill?
00:04:56.240 Bro, what I saw last night.
00:04:59.080 He threw for 460 yards.
00:05:01.220 Yeah, and like two pick 60s.
00:05:02.820 Yeah, three picks total.
00:05:04.400 yeah one of them was a pick six two pick sixes he he the thing with winston is he's always had a
00:05:10.580 problem with interceptions he always has and he had gotten it under control but when he starts
00:05:15.920 to feel the pressure from the game and from the rush on the defense side he throws picks but i've
00:05:21.700 seen him stay enthusiastic even in the backfield like like delay of game is incoming and he's like
00:05:26.960 freaking out he's throwing a little like tantrum he loves jesus like more than he's fantastic no
00:05:32.040 no of course but you guys have all seen it he like everything everything that he talks about
00:05:38.040 is because god allowed he even prayed to god to stop the pick sixes well not even kidding well
00:05:44.240 but it just yeah you you look like you look like you're from uh new canaan connecticut so so so
00:05:50.880 what you wanted to just do this podcast so you could just make fun of me no i don't want to do
00:05:54.360 that i just think i think we should do it because i think it would be cool to catch up i know you
00:05:58.120 did a show with jake it was good i think it was missing a little bit of energy dog we were both
00:06:03.420 extremely hung over he had just beat mike tyson i can't believe he even like agreed to do that
00:06:07.900 and and sometimes we're a little awkward like jake i'm kidding you guys i hate how the internet
00:06:15.880 did you see the comments did you see the comments like mike mike needs this is why mike needs more
00:06:22.040 not those but i saw but i saw like commentary channels that like made reviews of it
00:06:26.460 like they're so awkward they don't even like each other like it's just no no no but you
00:06:33.060 you also you guys also that's your shtick both of you guys have fallen into that awkward shtick
00:06:39.100 bro it's my family like like you like the dynamic that you see is not the family dynamic this is my
00:06:45.740 brother my actual blood like i i think commentary channels are so funny to me and honestly
00:06:52.660 kudos to them because if i was not able to do anything original either but i was good at just
00:06:59.580 talking about other people's lives i would be doing the same what do you mean i would i would
00:07:02.840 do that right now i would love to do that because it's so but you're better than that michael and
00:07:07.420 you know that you like to go outside no i like to gamble and kiss your pretty girlfriend yes
00:07:13.680 yes i do like real life things she wouldn't like me if i had a commentary channel oh it's just like
00:07:18.780 like who are these people like like if if you show your face in a real life setting
00:07:23.860 and you've made a living talking shit about people and you run into them like what happens
00:07:29.240 you know sometimes it'll be cordial and i've tried to keep it cordial because i this is what 0.99
00:07:33.640 i'm saying i get it like if you do what you gotta do bro get your bread i don't see i don't have to
00:07:37.920 really experience it much because i i tried purposely to fly under the radar number one but 0.98
00:07:41.620 i also suck a lot of dicks i i'm a fence sitter so i'm friends with all these terrible people 0.88
00:07:47.320 bro so i so but i do that for us i'm i do that for us just so you know my guy just so you know 0.99
00:07:53.400 my guy i've i've squashed some shit dude no but also that's just the kind of person i am i don't 0.99
00:07:59.120 i don't like conflict to be honest i just don't i think it's a beef squashing dick sucker yeah 0.99
00:08:04.200 it's my fucking guy that's so far away um but uh no my health is is uh is troubled and it's 0.99
00:08:12.060 it's something i'd like to talk i'd like to really dive into health today yeah you yeah 0.98
00:08:15.580 you texted me you said you've been to the cardiologist like 10 times everybody what's
00:08:18.880 going on with your heart uh i don't know i believe that it could be just related to my
00:08:24.320 my generalized anxiety disorder and high stress i i i try as you know i travel constantly you need
00:08:31.400 a massage happy ending i don't like those they give me anxiety on me i'll give you i'll give you
00:08:39.100 40 bucks cash i don't take you take a stroll two i don't like the way that you said happy ending on
00:08:44.040 you it did you put the two words next to each other and it just was not the right juxtaple i 0.99
00:08:48.340 would do it for my boy if you suck a dick for me i would let you happy well we used to talk about 1.00
00:08:52.340 doing it to get somebody out of uh ransoms in it you know out of yeah dick hostage dick ransom guy 1.00
00:08:56.880 is that it right dick ransom guy i miss those days remember when the show was cracking dude 0.97
00:09:01.980 dude well i'll tell you what happens for me at least i've noticed 0.69
00:09:05.880 when you become domesticated dude you really gotta like you really gotta like rethink some
00:09:12.340 of the things you say and you can't like go out be like drinking and partying every night
00:09:16.260 i'm a dude i'm a father deadbeat dad yeah i'm a deadbeat dad
00:09:19.680 dude like if i be if i drink whiskey like sometimes i just be like in this cabin drinking 0.95
00:09:28.120 this whiskey in the middle of the woods and i'm like shit is this like am i a deadbeat dad 0.99
00:09:34.500 no you no but that's cool though are you enjoying it it's fucking sick it's sick see i i mentioned 0.98
00:09:41.860 this on the fandom show which either came out or comes out next week i i i really just 0.88
00:09:48.100 i got off drugs but i didn't start to fix the addiction issue i know that about you okay because
00:09:54.860 i because and i and this i'm gonna like touch on stuff today and it's not gonna be for sympathy
00:09:59.180 it never is because i do this all this stuff to myself as you know so i need no sympathy
00:10:03.780 because i can at any point just get a little discipline and fix all of it yeah but you have
00:10:07.860 you have a condition i have a condition yeah i do i really do and and it manifests itself through
00:10:13.560 any outlet it could be food which it is and it's like it's like dude i'll go and i'll get this 0.92
00:10:19.820 cholesterol test back right and i'll be like well that fucking does it dude like i'm not playing 0.91
00:10:25.240 with my life anymore and i'm eating buffalo chicken dip like an hour later bro and at levels 0.97
00:10:31.040 that are on they're unacceptable yeah levels of buffalo chicken and queso and just all of the
00:10:37.080 wrong things and if it's not that it's just it's just i don't know dude i love i love cards i love
00:10:44.780 casinos yeah but mike mike buffalo chicken's awesome like and so are cards and even in many
00:10:52.220 ways casinos as long as you keep playing and win and that's i know you're being sarcastic but it
00:10:57.440 is also something that i'm i'm i'm also trying to layer in a little bit right now too which is
00:11:01.640 the aware life is weird because you you you should strive for discipline because discipline will
00:11:10.620 will bring you far in life if you can find discipline in your craft if you can find
00:11:14.500 discipline from a health standpoint from a family standpoint it will bring you far in life
00:11:17.820 but you also do need an overlapping layer of awareness of the human condition we we we truly
00:11:27.860 are like the story I'm telling right now it sounds crazy sitting here in this room but like 90% of
00:11:33.580 the people watching this are struggling with some form of addiction 95% whether it's food it's sex
00:11:39.160 it's drugs it's it's dopamine through social media it's something like we so so lately I've
00:11:45.540 been trying to forgive myself a little bit more and and and for me especially like bro look at
00:11:50.760 look at the trajectory of my life like I should never be hard on myself like I in my opinion
00:11:56.120 you're like in bonus lane yeah right now like everything from here on out is a bonus yeah like
00:12:00.780 you have a lot of good things going on for you there's a world where you could just chalk it
00:12:04.880 all up i've been thinking about that a lot like go back to connecticut get yourself a nice pizza
00:12:09.260 and a recliner and a recliner yeah just shut it watch prices all day it sounds great addiction
00:12:15.240 can manifest itself and and and it overabundance in so many ways in life but
00:12:19.400 i've been dealing with these like weird situations lately i've been having a ton of
00:12:26.740 like chest chest pressure and uh and like shortness of breath right and so i've gone to
00:12:33.720 and and this part's interesting because there's definitely going to be a lot of people watching
00:12:38.880 this that spend a lot of time late at night on reddit and webmd and i also i'm speaking for
00:12:44.060 Oh, are you one of those?
00:12:45.900 Not.
00:12:47.460 Yes.
00:12:48.340 So is Nina.
00:12:49.440 So is my sister, Abby.
00:12:50.920 Of course, Abby.
00:12:52.180 Dude, you got to reel yourself in, man.
00:12:54.140 Like, you can convince yourself that you have an ailment
00:12:57.220 and that you're going to die tomorrow if you read too much of it.
00:12:59.240 Okay, so there's so many different factors at play, okay?
00:13:04.460 For any of the people watching this.
00:13:09.580 Somatic symptoms are real.
00:13:11.840 Basically, what that means is,
00:13:14.060 you the mind is so powerful in in such a disturbing way that it actually can manifest
00:13:22.080 health symptoms physical health symptoms within you and so like this is not something that i'm
00:13:27.100 dealing with for the first time ever like i i ironically called my doctor at mount sinai here
00:13:32.700 in new york he got me plugged in with a cardiologist yesterday one of the best in the world i had no
00:13:38.180 business being in this office like he he was like hey and by the way i went in there he was like hey
00:13:42.580 you're a pretty entertaining guy watching your stuff when abe sent you over oh nice he's like
00:13:47.340 what are you doing here you know looking at your records i was he i was at mount sinai one year ago
00:13:52.680 to the day because we're here shooting podcasts for the same issue and every time every place i've
00:13:58.940 gone it's always been dude you have an anxiety condition you have a real diagnosable anxiety
00:14:05.300 condition that you are not not only not treating but you're not helping by your actions by what
00:14:10.800 you're doing in life by staying up all night by track i'm on a flight number 100 106 now for the
00:14:16.620 year like i'm in no place i live out of that bag yeah i've packed and unpacked that bag 40 times
00:14:21.900 in the past week and so i think you have to like at some point you got to take responsibility for
00:14:27.880 yourself you have to really look at the actions that you're making in your life and and and and
00:14:31.980 really fucking draw the line and be like dude i'm not i'm not gonna do this anymore i haven't been 0.63
00:14:36.200 able to do that yeah when are you gonna do it i don't know there's waiting bro i also it's also 0.98
00:14:42.640 weird too because like i i feel like i've been given an opportunity to live a life that same as
00:14:49.980 you that no one else gets to not some but not like such a small and so like for me it's always
00:14:59.560 been like bro i'm gonna i'm gonna beat the brakes off this thing bro i'm gonna drive this thing into 0.97
00:15:03.500 the fucking ground and i don't know how i feel about what when you say this thing what do you 0.98
00:15:07.860 mean because like in many ways that could mean you yeah no that's what i mean you're gonna beat 0.99
00:15:13.440 the brakes off your body just drive it into the ground where is your girlfriend in all of this
00:15:18.200 like shouldn't she be she does she brings me to church she she i think she's like negatively
00:15:23.480 impacted by it because she's a homebody of course she is mike she she doesn't want to she doesn't
00:15:30.000 want to she doesn't want to be your no man but okay sometimes she probably has to be she she does
00:15:34.620 but um i i can't stop like i swear to you i can't bro it's like every there's always something
00:15:43.800 can't stop what exactly can't stop won't stop line they're called lineups whatever dude can't
00:15:49.400 stop hitting lineups can't stop traveling like it's like what do i have coming up bro i leave
00:15:54.820 in two hours for basil okay so this is what i'm saying and then i go to saudi i actually think
00:16:00.240 this is good if you can get your addictions and your vices in line a little bit i.e basically bro
00:16:06.660 what i'm saying is you have to be a little more disciplined yeah if you want to still live the
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00:18:01.940 Oh my.
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00:18:18.960 alpine credits where homeowners get approved lisa we should tell them about our new show
00:18:25.860 oh my god lexi we have a new podcast it's called don't lie to me i'm lexi iwanio we're two best
00:18:32.320 friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart. And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means
00:18:38.780 we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions. And at this point in my 50s,
00:18:43.280 I've lived it all. I'm not going to get anywhere fighting. That is wild. I learned that about you
00:18:50.160 today. Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, Good Taste is my business. And I've
00:18:57.300 always got something to say. If men were just honest about this, they would be so much more
00:19:02.140 peace in the world we're gonna talk about dating relationships beauty getting older and a little
00:19:07.380 wiser we're best friends but we don't always agree because you told us how accommodating you are
00:19:12.860 obviously i would do what i think i could do to to fight the fight but there's only so much fight i
00:19:17.480 can fight don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't
00:19:24.300 lie to me liar listen on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts
00:19:30.380 I don't really care.
00:19:32.920 It's only two things.
00:19:34.680 Discipline is action and lack thereof.
00:19:37.940 It's your ability to go do something, action, or stop doing something.
00:19:43.760 The lack of action. 0.97
00:19:45.440 If you can just, like, put it in, like, a zero and a one, some binary shit, 0.99
00:19:50.960 perhaps it'll be easier for you to just stop a little turkey. 0.97
00:19:55.080 This is an interesting topic right now and could be a whole show,
00:19:58.600 which is like choice versus disease yeah it really is it's such an i wish we had like huberman or
00:20:06.420 like someone on right now someone that that really understands like the physiological and and mental
00:20:11.760 side of it because it's like i got addicted to drugs and there's a large swath of people out
00:20:18.380 there who would say well just like don't do that which which in a way makes sense
00:20:26.060 and in a way is shooing a massive other part of the van die yeah it totally is you know what i'm
00:20:35.020 saying so it is it's complicated you know but i think but i think deep down the idea of working
00:20:41.600 on self and bettering of self will help you whether it's choice or disease and so that means
00:20:49.640 like learning about yourself becoming aware of yourself you know therapy physical health like
00:20:55.660 working out and that's i've always tried to do those things but i definitely still am at the uh
00:21:00.100 i still do struggle a little bit yeah because i'm telling you i guess this is kind of what i was
00:21:04.860 saying on the other side of that where like i am living like a domesticated lifestyle right now and
00:21:10.620 like i i actually think this i think what i'm about to say could be received wrong but i like
00:21:17.000 that you said it would so much lead up like you could change what you're about nope i'm still
00:21:20.860 gonna say it because it's how i feel yeah and and whatever i've shared so much of my life and
00:21:26.640 i realized that um even though i i i have this brand new kid i have a daughter like an actual
00:21:35.860 family now which i never thought would happen in my life like ever i thought i was gonna have to
00:21:41.740 knock up some random girl and like or girls and have just like kids like floating around like
00:21:46.880 nick cannon no yeah like i got a like a happy awesome like really perfect family yeah and and
00:21:53.200 life but i i i i didn't really take into account how important it is to me that i still pursue my
00:22:02.580 own personal goals and and endeavors i i kind of really thought like like i was like okay once i
00:22:09.620 have this family and i have this this kid i'll have um this newfound purpose in life and like
00:22:16.980 that will be everything that i live for and while that's true there's a lot i still like want to do
00:22:23.000 and want to accomplish and i'm i'm okay saying that but i i realize that being at home and being
00:22:30.660 that home body and living that domesticated life the life that's on the exact opposite side of the
00:22:35.280 one you're living right now doesn't doesn't fill me it just doesn't like i gotta i gotta be out
00:22:41.820 there like doing stuff and being active at least until the point where i can like develop a really
00:22:47.420 deep relationship with my daughter because right now it's i i'm i'm kind of i'm kind of like a
00:22:53.260 support vehicle for my family yeah and it's like a position i'm not like really used to i'm almost
00:22:58.040 like what like at home sometimes like what do i do with my hands and and every time i hang out
00:23:04.240 with my daughter it feels like it's more for me like she's just like get off of me where's mom
00:23:11.640 no no no she i i i i feel that she i feel i do feel that she like loves me and is like starting
00:23:18.680 to recognize me but it it fills me up when i'm with her and i'm i'm not really sure like what
00:23:26.360 it does for her yet can i can i tell you it's going to at one point i know this just from being
00:23:33.760 around Abby and Jill and everybody it's going to dramatically shift I know to a point that Nina
00:23:40.440 is going to be crying to you that she's that she it's going to turn into dada dada where's dada
00:23:46.700 where's dada because it's a girl father dynamic right now Sloan is in it with Jack
00:23:52.420 Abby does not get a hello yeah like it is just dada dada dada dada so like you
00:23:58.500 two things the difference between you and i is that you can survive it you can survive the idea
00:24:07.780 of being planted and i can't do it i feel i don't know what it is and and i i've tried to stop
00:24:16.160 looking at it as such a negative i i need to be meeting touching exploring seeing all new all the
00:24:26.320 time i can't i the speed at which i get bored of something at a nuclear adhd level is instantaneous
00:24:37.360 i mean it is so it is so fast it makes every aspect of my life very difficult i bought that
00:24:43.900 house was like dude i i've spent 10 days in that house i've not i don't ever i've never for various
00:24:50.720 reasons but i just don't go there yeah it makes a lot of the traditional things in my life very
00:24:55.840 very difficult because I almost in a way see a lot of like Bourdain in myself he just wanted to
00:25:03.980 just live he just wanted to be out there exploring culture exploring people meeting people I want to
00:25:10.760 eat that food I want to see this thing this new place just opened in Abu Dhabi and they've got
00:25:14.760 this food and you know now it's going to be summer in Australia and it's like I was never supposed
00:25:21.900 to do any of this but now i just feel like i want to do all of it all the time everything all the
00:25:26.880 time all at once and it's and i it feels almost hard for me to turn it off what a privileged
00:25:33.200 conversation no such a the reason why we're even able to have it is because people know my backstory 0.80
00:25:38.520 otherwise we would sound like two rich white kids talking about the most trivial shit but
00:25:43.220 which maybe we are yeah but also also bro like i grew up extremely average like i wasn't bored 0.99
00:25:51.380 with a fucking silver spoon and i i hear comments like oh fucking wealthy rich spoon fed what the 0.99
00:25:58.720 fuck are you talking about bro my childhood was like i i worked harder than everyone well you're 1.00
00:26:03.880 telling your work ethic to get well yeah it's it's transferred over so i in that sense i i i feel 0.99
00:26:09.080 okay but we do have to acknowledge like how far we've come and how this is a privileged conversation
00:26:13.580 this is this is just a vehicle for the conversation which is continued struggle with a part of life
00:26:21.240 that you want to change within yourself especially especially seemingly i think maybe for people
00:26:26.600 watching it's like you know like bro we we we did do really well for ourselves and i'm telling you
00:26:32.820 like there's still problems over here on this side you know somebody will understand it similarly
00:26:38.980 without it being in this exact vehicle because there it there's there's guys out there who feel
00:26:44.860 like they are they should have settled down already like we have a we have a we have a large
00:26:49.540 male following there's some girls watching shout out to those to those uh wonderful ladies out
00:26:53.580 there but a lot of guys out there who may feel like oh i should have had a family by now but i
00:26:57.660 just want to do i just want to do stuff i want to build with my hands i want to go to this place or
00:27:02.340 or i want to keep stacking money away so that i could buy a house or i want to spend more time
00:27:07.780 my family like this the conversation is applicable outside of it being about travel and and this type
00:27:13.160 of stuff you know what i'm saying i think i think i think it's important to understand like dude if 0.79
00:27:17.520 you're happy like you've fucking won you fucking won in life like happiness is is is is a journey 0.65
00:27:24.160 it shouldn't be a destination and for me something that has always helped my my happiness is uh being 0.99
00:27:29.960 goal-oriented like i i so help i like chasing stuff i like i like like working towards something
00:27:35.680 it it makes me feel full and i think at this particular moment in time i don't i don't like
00:27:41.340 really like have a have a thing i want to hit 2025 like really really hard yeah and and and
00:27:48.840 and like get back to that fiery version of me that i know exists i wanted to ask you like
00:27:55.060 given your condition do you think there's ever a world where
00:27:58.800 you you check every box you traveled all the places you try all the food that's my mom always
00:28:04.500 and then you're like all right i'm good because it was like that with girls too yeah mom was like
00:28:09.000 dude how long do you want to just there's always going to be another model instagram whatever
00:28:14.280 right and like i feel like i've calmed down so much in that respect but i just i don't know i
00:28:20.220 think i think once again it has to it comes down a lot to like working on yourself understanding
00:28:24.560 your purpose maybe a relationship with god bro do you know who is fucking exceptional at that 0.54
00:28:29.740 who's that my brother jake yeah dude i just spent five days with my whole family my mom my dad 0.68
00:28:35.400 my brother yeah although like nina's side of the family was with us and i i got to
00:28:42.120 feel what it's like to have a normal family life for the first time in like 20 years since we were
00:28:50.820 all together like this yeah for five days in a row it was crazy and i got to see just like how
00:28:55.520 how jake paul works by the way after the biggest event of his life and he's just he's so he's
00:29:03.440 discipline bro he's he's taking time to do breath work and meditate alone in his room while everyone
00:29:08.380 else is doing this stuff he he partied for like seven days then he's like yeah i'm gonna stop
00:29:13.540 drinking and i'm like bro he's like figured something out at a young age that i still have
00:29:19.560 not so it's it's funny that you bring him up because i feel like i'm in my jake paul crying
00:29:28.780 on impulsive uh podcast right by the way i'm i'm fine i just i'm acknowledging some things but
00:29:35.180 the reason why i say that is because that was the that was the turnaround point it totally you know
00:29:42.740 what i'm saying like yeah it's like it did all of this conversation is just like a a symbolism for
00:29:47.500 the people watching this that these are the questions you should be asking these are the
00:29:50.980 questions you should be looking for answers to these are the explorations you should be having
00:29:54.280 within yourself and becoming aware of because they are the catalyst to great change i mean we
00:29:59.100 had him on the show actually crying like in a point to a point where i felt horrible i think
00:30:04.920 the whole internet felt bad for him or a lot of it at least maybe not the commentary channels
00:30:08.880 but but he was really having a tough time and you could see it and now look where he is and
00:30:14.180 if you draw a line between those two you know i think i think before you can they say step one
00:30:22.560 is admitting you have a problem in the 12 steps but really step one is becoming aware that you
00:30:27.040 have a problem i agree i totally it's like step zero i totally agree you know and and he did that
00:30:31.440 a while ago and he's he's got a few like things that he he lives by and has like kind of always
00:30:38.260 tried to live by that i i am seeing now the the payoffs of them one of which he would always say
00:30:44.540 hard work beats talent and in our early 20s i just didn't agree i was like dude if you're like a if 0.88
00:30:50.280 you're a singer yo i'm sorry but like if you're a good singer like god fucking blessed you just 0.99
00:30:56.420 go sing go shut up and go make music shut up and dribble yeah like not you because basketball you 1.00
00:31:02.780 have to work really hard but if you just sound good when you sing like fuck you bro fuck you 1.00
00:31:06.800 i don't know unless you also work there's got to be a ton of uh background work that goes well 0.99
00:31:11.140 well that's why because it turns out hard work does be yeah you got you have to have both if
00:31:16.180 you really want to make it i used i that was my old headspace now i'm like jake is right i'm
00:31:20.280 Another thing that he's lived by, and actually John Cena told me as well,
00:31:26.100 randomly, I shot him a text on something, and he told me this.
00:31:29.740 Comparison is the thief of joy.
00:31:31.080 Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:31:32.040 It's a big one.
00:31:32.540 But I've never really, like, understood it, and I'm like,
00:31:34.920 I still don't think I fully understand it, but it makes sense to me
00:31:38.760 because I'm realizing something about myself, and that's like,
00:31:42.040 I do compare myself to people in the sense that I'm competitive,
00:31:46.780 and i used it as fuel to motivate me to do better which has always worked for me but
00:31:54.020 i'm also wondering if like maybe it is like the thief of joy because while i am reaching these
00:32:00.920 pinnacles am i like happy doing it like am i doing this because i because i found that motivation
00:32:08.280 inside me or did it come from an external source yeah also does it matter like i don't know like
00:32:12.600 what the catalyst yeah like i don't know this well take us out of it again is which i i'm happy
00:32:19.700 you said that before i'd like to do as much as possible but like dude social media is uh is
00:32:24.500 really messing a lot of people's view of yeah of the world and also of themselves there's a lot of
00:32:30.620 people out there who are doing really really great they they they are working at a great job
00:32:39.600 Maybe they have a 401k.
00:32:41.360 Maybe they've put enough money aside to buy a house so they can raise a family in it.
00:32:45.780 And in any other era of this world, it would be considered a success story, and they should
00:32:52.140 be very proud of themselves.
00:32:53.240 But now, because of social media, they go on, they sit in that recliner, and they hopefully 0.99
00:32:59.580 not—our conversation doesn't do it, and maybe we have to trust how we say shit, but 0.99
00:33:04.900 I think we do a good enough job of it. 0.95
00:33:06.260 But they see people online and they're like, look at what this person is doing.
00:33:10.380 Like now, everything that they've done, all the hard work that they've done to raise that family, to build that house, to get that 401k feels diminished. 0.97
00:33:19.860 Bro, low-key, it kind of sucks. 0.95
00:33:21.240 It's really bad. 0.98
00:33:22.280 It's demotivating.
00:33:23.600 It can be more motivating.
00:33:25.000 Yeah, so it's like, yo, bro, I'm telling you, I'm a successful person.
00:33:31.500 I even have that feeling sometimes when I hang out with Mr. Beast.
00:33:36.260 i swear bro something he's one example but like i have that feeling where i'm like what the what 0.94
00:33:41.120 am i doing am i fucking yeah but i think yeah but i think the good the good thing is because i'm 0.91
00:33:45.120 i'm comparison i'm comparing myself to him and i'm like wait no like i'm i'm good but i i see i can 0.92
00:33:51.800 feel it sucking the joy i don't know what do i don't know what where your issue is there
00:33:55.880 is because you do you do this uh and and everybody does this is this thing like i would call like
00:34:01.860 overall comparison so you know how like somebody will say uh so and so is a genius
00:34:06.860 genius used to mean you are ultra exceptional in one vertical is a oh that person's a genius
00:34:16.220 piano player that person's a genius mathematician very few people are a genius in multiple verticals
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00:36:34.100 Lisa, we should tell them about our new show.
00:36:37.400 Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast.
00:36:40.120 It's called Don't Lie to Me.
00:36:41.280 I'm Lexi Iwano.
00:36:42.680 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
00:36:47.160 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,
00:36:49.420 which means we have wildly different references,
00:36:51.780 occasionally different opinions,
00:36:52.800 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
00:36:56.240 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting.
00:36:58.720 That is wild.
00:37:00.140 I learned that about you today.
00:37:02.780 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,
00:37:05.980 Good Taste is my business.
00:37:07.960 And I've always got something to say.
00:37:10.180 If men were just honest about this,
00:37:12.260 there would be so much more peace in the world.
00:37:14.140 We're going to talk about dating, relationships, beauty,
00:37:17.360 getting older and a little wiser.
00:37:19.220 We're best friends, but we don't always agree.
00:37:21.100 because you told us how accommodating you are obviously i would do what i think i could do to
00:37:26.580 to fight the fight but there's only so much fight i can fight don't lie to me don't lie to me don't
00:37:32.080 lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me liar listen on the iheart radio app
00:37:38.580 apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts i don't really care
00:37:42.620 like a comparison the reason why i don't the reason why i don't struggle as much with comparison
00:37:49.980 is because i know my strengths my true strengths that that beat everyone else out like i'm not
00:37:59.860 like like working rooms for example from an energy standpoint put me in a room against anyone i don't
00:38:07.400 care who they are don't care put me in a room versus anyone i will know every single person
00:38:11.040 walking out and every person in that room will be a guest on this podcast so but if i do an overall
00:38:16.000 comparison to you now i'm in trouble on the money side now i'm in trouble on the family side now i'm 0.96
00:38:22.080 in trouble so you need to find out what your individual fucking strengths are that is a great 0.98
00:38:27.620 fucking note yeah that is such a good note um and that's hard dude for a lot of people to figure out 0.99
00:38:35.260 what they're really good at but it's so important because like even you just saying it right now 0.97
00:38:39.920 like yeah that's what i'm doing and because i've been kind of like secluded i'm not getting to do 0.96
00:38:48.440 the stuff i'm good at like bro when i hopped in when i had the moment i put my fucking foot in a 0.98
00:38:54.240 wrestling ring literally i'm like ah yeah and everybody else saw it too motherfucker i'm good 0.99
00:38:58.240 dude we we were shooting that thing yesterday this is goofy but i put on that outfit 0.96
00:39:02.600 and i was like oh yeah my wrestling outfit we were doing a shoot i put on my my wwe outfit and i i
00:39:10.620 hadn't i haven't put it on a couple months and i felt good yeah i felt that because you were in
00:39:15.760 because you were in your vertical and so the reason why that's been challenging for me bringing
00:39:20.620 this whole thing full circle is because it is since my energy is my currency and how people
00:39:29.680 just want me to be around i get invited to everything so every suite every super bowl
00:39:35.540 every f1 every trip every people just want me around because i bring other energetic people 0.99
00:39:42.380 with me i bring the right vibe to the scenario now how do you monetize that and more so fuck 0.51
00:39:47.240 the monetization because i've already done that everything i have all of this in my life is a
00:39:51.740 result of that energy the the vlogs you know the hosting gigs this show how do you find how do you
00:39:58.220 use it for impact you know what i'm saying and purpose because that's really going to be the
00:40:02.440 longevity that's the longevity play so that's kind of what i'm trying to figure it out yeah
00:40:06.060 that's a big boy question that's a big well i'm at that point bro i'm i'm well that's called your
00:40:10.220 second mountain no it's called turn i'm that too but i'm i'm turn 40 january oh my god that's real
00:40:16.860 it's happening oh my god 40 year old mike will i see you out at the club i i haven't been going
00:40:25.220 as much lately i don't enjoy it but i can't say no to i can't say no to that question yeah the
00:40:31.240 answer is probably no because i haven't but dude you get i talked to sarah about it sometimes she's
00:40:37.440 like you don't get you're lying when you say you get networking done at the clubs nobody does that
00:40:42.020 go out i go come with me tonight watch phantom yeah i was with him at the club yeah we had
00:40:48.760 created connection yeah i'm not everybody else no i i agree for you that rule bro i literally work
00:40:54.000 yeah you're always on i work at night i god i meet people we get deals done like it really
00:40:59.920 really happens it's part of the reason we're a good duo because i'm just i like don't like really 0.99
00:41:04.320 fuck with any of that shit especially now that i'm married and and and you are that like i'm 0.97
00:41:09.540 outside and i and i know if you're out there like people people love you yeah people love you the 1.00
00:41:15.060 impractical joker guy oh yeah you played poker was that the first time you met him yeah on that
00:41:20.240 table yeah and brian he loved you yeah on that table it's the first time i ever met him yeah
00:41:24.420 and we hit it off and now they'll be on the show you know what i'm saying because of my
00:41:28.580 meeting him in a delinquent scenario such as poker you know what i'm saying like it just
00:41:33.840 i don't know people got vices bro what about aliens i know you've been going fred durst
00:41:41.020 tweeted at you yeah and i know for you that might not mean as much and it meant enough to
00:41:49.500 screenshot it and send it to you for everybody watching this that was alive and well during the
00:41:57.640 limp biscuit era dude like you do not understand what that means i the only reason that i kind of
00:42:02.940 do is because i saw what he did at woodstock yes that was great yes limp biscuit was the biggest
00:42:08.940 thing ever yeah like like the biggest thing ever dude gotta have faith like break stuff like just
00:42:16.380 so many insane songs that define so many people's youth and and fred durst was the leader of all
00:42:23.160 that i is in this weird fragile thing that we call fame i don't know how he went from there to aliens 0.76
00:42:30.300 but evidently he's like super into fucking aliens dude he's an artist i'm an artist we're weird 1.00
00:42:37.280 people like we're not normal fucking you sound like trump a little bit right he's a fucking 0.99
00:42:40.700 artist yeah uh nah nah he's in the he's in the he's probably in the weird shit so am i like 0.99
00:42:45.660 it fascinates me and he probably asked questions and if the questions don't have really obvious 0.71
00:42:50.540 answers in fact answers that like don't exist and make no sense and make your questions seem
00:42:55.240 ridiculous that makes me want to know the answer even more like this for example what the hell is
00:43:00.420 going on in the skies right and the conversation i'll be honest with you the conversation 0.97
00:43:05.580 it starts to bore me a little bit i'll be fucking honest with you what what part of it 0.67
00:43:11.740 the uap ufo conversation because dude my algorithm even on x now is feeding me 0.64
00:43:16.920 so many ufo uap videos and i'm like one of the people that can look at something and go
00:43:23.700 hold on is that real like i just don't know what to i really don't know what to believe
00:43:28.220 but i will say the amount of like alleged sightings that are happening and and all this
00:43:34.280 like conversation of disclosure that's coming out makes me think that we'll we'll probably see like
00:43:41.800 one of the most significant changes in humanity in our lifetime i hope that our species ever has 0.76
00:43:50.180 because because because dude something is going on something is fucking going on and i'm not okay 0.97
00:43:56.160 not knowing how the fuck these orbs are just flying around the air faster than fighters wait 0.95
00:44:02.580 okay so is that the main focus right now is those is those no no what's like the thing right now 0.93
00:44:09.140 because keep in mind not to be it not to be like a down player of stuff yeah but i will be i will
00:44:15.440 play devil's advocate as i have for six seven years on this podcast what is different now versus
00:44:21.400 the frenzy of the 1960s with the discs do you understand what i'm saying like what what i i i
00:44:27.420 think the answer is what was originally originally like a rumor and a story and if someone would
00:44:34.100 tell you that this offline saucer you'd be like oh they're a quack our own government and i was
00:44:39.020 going yeah these are real and not only that um we've been hiding information from you guys for
00:44:45.220 70 years about crash retrievals biologics i've seen some of it and every time i see it the person
00:44:52.360 explaining it ends up getting called into question from like a standpoint of like they seem a little
00:44:58.020 weird or something like so so the whistle who's the one who's the one guy that just did a big
00:45:03.160 senate reveal talking about biological collections he like went off on it lou elizondo was the most
00:45:10.160 recent but the guy you might be talking about who is the most credible whistleblower that's come
00:45:14.480 forward is called david grush i've spoken with him off air yeah and i've known people i know people
00:45:22.300 i know people who i'm very close with who spend a lot of time with them and like this guy's
00:45:27.800 basically as solid as a human being gets it sounds like and so like you have people like him coming
00:45:33.560 forward and and whoever who've like seen and and heard and talked to the people who are like on
00:45:40.040 firsthand on site at crash retrievals the stuff is real it is it is technology that we we we don't 0.92
00:45:47.380 know where it came from what its energy source is and our government is trying to do some shit with
00:45:53.860 it and and and and they know that and members of congress are trying to get to the bottom of it 0.76
00:45:57.680 because it's not okay that it's being withheld from the u.s people unless of course
00:46:03.600 this is another arms race and we have technology that may keep us the number one world power and
00:46:15.640 we don't want anyone to know and that's a good question because we're entering this time right
00:46:20.760 now where where we've been before but because of social media it seems very loud where a large
00:46:28.020 swath of the u.s public believes that the curtain should be pulled on everything that the u.s public
00:46:33.400 should have access to every uh redacted classified file top secret file that has ever existed you
00:46:40.300 know and that's it's a good question what what comes out of that like what is what is danny and
00:46:47.280 biloxi or or timmy and tuscaloosa gonna do with the 72 page dossier on dark matter so so and and
00:46:56.320 that that's more important than what we could do to defend ourselves from russia this is the
00:47:01.040 what i'm saying like and in that in that way if that is the case and this is an arms race and we
00:47:05.440 are reverse engineering technology and we have figured it out and we can like fly these crafts
00:47:11.260 around at speeds yeah and and and it is benefiting the united states like how can i go we want
00:47:19.140 disclosure like i don't know like what if it's keeping us in a favorable position when it comes
00:47:26.420 to where we rank in terms of world power like that that's it's it's this is all such a huge
00:47:32.520 thing right now. Like, such a huge
00:47:34.460 thing. Like, did you see the guy that they tapped
00:47:36.260 for...
00:47:37.480 Is it head of Department of Defense
00:47:40.360 or head of Department of Justice? I can't remember.
00:47:43.540 The Indian guy.
00:47:44.760 I can't remember, but he has... Patel? 1.00
00:47:46.000 They have the picture of him with the crazy look. 0.98
00:47:48.180 I think it's Patel. And he's on this thing 0.99
00:47:50.220 like calling... Cash Patel.
00:47:51.560 Yeah, Cash Patel. And he's calling for like,
00:47:53.920 you know, day one, we want JFK.
00:47:56.160 We want, you know, like, Watergate. 0.93
00:47:58.640 We want Vietnam War. 0.99
00:48:01.620 Like... 0.90
00:48:02.520 it's excellent but what i'm saying is this say trump say trump literally say trump looks at this 0.98
00:48:07.980 document right and he goes oh fuck this is much bigger than i expect yeah like this is bigger 0.98
00:48:16.800 and it's like okay uh fuck this fuck this we'll worry about that later yeah like it it very well 0.99
00:48:26.760 maybe a scenario with whatever the fuck this is like whatever is whatever entity or thing is 0.99
00:48:34.080 challenging the fabric of our reality may be too big for us to even comprehend or try to dissect 0.86
00:48:41.060 such a weird bro you have to understand like the the importance of the moment that we are in that
00:48:48.100 i this is such a ridiculous like comparison but do you remember when the adult space started to 0.85
00:48:55.840 merge with mainstream and with social media and we were like whoa dude like this is crazy like 0.95
00:49:01.360 like these people are now becoming normal humans like this is fucking nuts right now
00:49:06.840 right now the government is merging with like with like social media and entertainment yeah 0.85
00:49:15.400 yeah it totally is yeah it is it's crazy like like you could technically crowdsource decision
00:49:22.480 been making through twitter nowadays well it's like hey let's shoot now with elon we got enough
00:49:26.940 people here that really want to know like what's the strategic battle plan for this next battle 0.82
00:49:32.120 between fucking gaza and you know like we demand that information like yeah what do you can do with 0.95
00:49:38.900 it yeah hey what are you doing in mississippi with the data what are you doing what are you 0.99
00:49:43.900 fucking playing yeah like if if someone told you right now that there was a cia plot to kill kennedy 0.99
00:49:48.860 in fucking was a 69 or whatever the fuck he was and these guys were put there you know it was a 1.00
00:49:56.440 freaking whatever it was the mafia who what are you gonna do with it yeah what's your plan just 1.00
00:50:01.120 you want to know why they want it because they want to talk about it you want to feed your
00:50:04.280 curiosity you want to know you want to know Alex Jones has new content for 20 years oh my god do
00:50:10.020 you know what I'm saying but otherwise it's like so yes I guess the way you're saying it is correct
00:50:13.660 it's like if there's if and this and by the way this isn't dramatically different from the way
00:50:20.180 it's always been i think we've we've erred on those side of caution with classified files more
00:50:24.680 than we probably will in the future but as long as it doesn't hurt future facing endeavors
00:50:31.420 of the nation then the stuff being declassified shouldn't be a problem i i but that line gets
00:50:40.920 blurry yeah i think the i think the proponents of like full disclosure no matter what would tell you
00:50:47.000 that as a person a homo sapien as a people the idea that a government is gatekeeping information
00:50:59.940 could be troubling like like like there are people as well who are they to have any domain over the
00:51:09.160 right to certain knowledge about the same world that i'm living in is you yep okay and like i
00:51:17.220 like i don't know like but it it is like like like think about it mike we're controlled by
00:51:24.260 government the united states government like makes rules and we follow them and and that's that you
00:51:31.420 know and that's how it's always been and if they don't like something they'll create a new
00:51:35.180 organization to deal with it which is why elon made doge because there are more government
00:51:41.560 organizations than there are years that the united states government has been around like
00:51:45.660 so why not create so why not create another one well i mean essentially like why not create another 0.98
00:51:50.920 well uh call it doge and name it after a small fucking dog that just so happens to be a crypto 0.78
00:51:58.220 yeah well that's that that's the what yeah but that's the irony that's the irony of it all like 0.98
00:52:02.240 like okay maybe maybe and i'm just i'm being optimistic maybe this is like really the turning
00:52:09.980 point in humanity or at least the united united states where we can trim back a little bit focus
00:52:18.100 more on the people and become an efficient government by the people the idea that the 0.94
00:52:24.280 the government has gotten out of control spending power etc etc is 100 accurate there's no fucking 0.61
00:52:33.100 question about that yeah the the cover-ups the scandals the bigger than the law that's all true 0.75
00:52:40.220 when you i i my curiosity will be and this is not a fence-sitting scenario it's just me being
00:52:47.280 curious is uh how far can you push towards an anarchist style or or a old style of civilian
00:52:58.580 law handling before you lose function and scalability because because that same government
00:53:06.240 that is now pissing every one off is the reason why we're luxurious enough to be pissed off by
00:53:11.660 the government do you understand what i'm saying i totally agree we scaled because of that government
00:53:15.480 In many ways, humans in en masse might need to be governed.
00:53:22.220 Please.
00:53:22.980 Please.
00:53:23.560 Maybe these aren't the right people that we have in.
00:53:25.880 Yeah.
00:53:26.400 Maybe they're not.
00:53:27.460 Maybe we need to peel it back, but we certainly need someone helping.
00:53:31.180 I don't disagree.
00:53:31.940 Someone's got to leave. 1.00
00:53:32.860 This shit's hard. 1.00
00:53:33.620 Life's hard, dude. 1.00
00:53:34.580 And we're animals, by the way.
00:53:35.860 We are animals.
00:53:37.140 Back to the kid. 0.53
00:53:38.360 Have this child now.
00:53:39.700 I don't know how our ancestors raised anybody in caves.
00:53:43.860 Yeah. 0.72
00:53:44.140 How the fuck did people, 10,000, 20,000, 300,000 years ago, homo sapiens have been around. 0.95
00:53:50.840 How did you raise a baby in this cold, hard, like at times insufferable planet in certain parts of the world? 0.98
00:54:03.100 Dude, like natural disasters, famine, disease.
00:54:06.720 like i just the amount of the amount of humans that must have died like throughout the history 0.98
00:54:13.820 of our species it's got to be astronomical shit is hard you have to go sometime and look at 0.70
00:54:19.680 the boat that came over the the mayflower that's one of them there's also the nina the no not those 0.98
00:54:26.900 were yeah the mayflower was the one that brought over the originally yeah right yeah look at the
00:54:32.640 manifest of the mayflower they have the actual people and they represent there's a the uh
00:54:38.080 picture for this like a illustration yeah um where they represent the people that came over 0.96
00:54:44.460 and it's like fuck like this family's father son two daughters and a grandpa by year one 0.98
00:54:51.360 80 fucking percent of the people were dead no way there was out of like 80 intact families there was 0.99
00:54:58.240 two fully intact every family was either missing a mom a dad two kids like all the dogs like like 0.99
00:55:04.620 you have to see the illustration like dude typhoid fucking malaria by the way not to get into a weird
00:55:11.060 place again but a lot of things that we created vaccines for that now don't affect us because 0.89
00:55:19.200 there's vaccines which now are being called back into question because of how badly covid was
00:55:24.220 handled pendulum pendulum it's gonna be very i'm very curious and at scale we really won't see how
00:55:32.560 this all ends because we'll die like what it really leads to i think we'll see some stuff but
00:55:37.860 i think the next four years are like whether you're left or right what's happening right now
00:55:44.760 can only be looked at as an experiment doesn't matter who you who you it doesn't matter if you
00:55:49.240 love trump or hate trump or his team or hate his team this will be the greatest governmental 0.57
00:55:53.720 experience experiment that's ever happened i'm so fucking down oh no me too but i also don't i 0.98
00:55:58.760 also don't okay i have nothing i have nothing to live for so i'm roll the fucking dice bro 0.97
00:56:04.120 roll the dice i mean rfk dude i went and did that round table with bobby i'll work with them i'll 0.99
00:56:10.140 do anything dude i'm down to fucking i'm down to double down yeah let's go let's go i mean some 0.97
00:56:15.520 people may not have that thought process whatever bro yolo my you know what i say it's the worst 0.97
00:56:21.300 that could happen what's the worst that could happen two months later no no it's gonna be great
00:56:28.660 bro it's gonna be something and it's gonna be something no matter how you cut it bro it's
00:56:33.720 gonna be something dude like and i dude francis and ganu said that he'd only fight jake paul
00:56:40.140 if i was locked in the cage with him as well okay 0.84
00:56:45.320 yeah it's crazy what the fuck does he think is gonna happen 1.00
00:56:55.140 if why did my brother and why did you say motherfucker i'll kill you to mike tyson 1.00
00:56:58.780 oh yeah 1.00
00:57:00.740 i really think i would it was you you always you always find a way you always find a way
00:57:11.600 But it's not me finding – 1.00
00:57:12.680 To fuck shit up. 0.99
00:57:13.580 Bro, bro, everybody was so – 1.00
00:57:16.440 Mike Tyson in that night became the greatest –
00:57:20.680 he surpassed Trump for like one –
00:57:23.340 everybody was obsessed with him.
00:57:25.100 Yeah.
00:57:26.040 Because his speech was all like,
00:57:28.020 I just wanted to do something good for my kids.
00:57:30.180 Yeah.
00:57:30.420 Like he was the sweetest man.
00:57:31.880 I didn't hear any of that.
00:57:32.740 Bro.
00:57:33.320 I didn't hear any of that.
00:57:33.600 And then he makes one little sneaky little thing towards you.
00:57:37.100 Because what did I do?
00:57:38.440 What did I do?
00:57:39.100 I'm just standing there.
00:57:40.000 He's like –
00:57:40.460 I think he was just like fooling with you
00:57:42.780 I didn't know that
00:57:44.120 And like I just
00:57:44.940 I don't know
00:57:45.580 Like I really
00:57:46.280 If he would
00:57:47.400 Dude like 1.00
00:57:47.940 I really think I would kill him 1.00
00:57:50.940 Were you drinking? 1.00
00:57:52.540 Of course
00:57:53.000 Smoking?
00:57:53.820 No
00:57:54.140 But
00:57:55.580 I heard that clip and I was like
00:57:56.920 Bro it's not like I find the way Mike
00:57:59.360 It's just me 1.00
00:58:00.180 I'm an asshole 1.00
00:58:01.520 I'm an asshole sometimes 1.00
00:58:04.380 And like I just thought I was an innocent bystander 1.00
00:58:07.360 And then like
00:58:08.140 Dude here's a man
00:58:09.600 Yeah it's Uncle Mike
00:58:10.580 I love Uncle Mike
00:58:11.320 But like bro 0.99
00:58:11.840 I'll kill you Mike 1.00
00:58:12.620 I'll kill you 1.00
00:58:13.180 And I don't want to do that 1.00
00:58:13.960 I shouldn't have said motherfucker 0.99
00:58:16.160 That was mean 1.00
00:58:16.820 That's where you got 0.96
00:58:17.480 No that's where you got screwed 0.97
00:58:18.440 That was mean bro 0.99
00:58:18.920 That's where you got screwed 0.98
00:58:19.640 But yo 0.97
00:58:20.480 Like here's the
00:58:21.480 Here's the 0.99
00:58:22.100 Like I don't give a fuck 0.96
00:58:23.760 Like what's good 0.98
00:58:24.940 No but
00:58:25.660 You want to fight me
00:58:26.500 Cool
00:58:26.820 How do you think
00:58:27.420 That's going to end dog
00:58:28.340 Mike's not fighting
00:58:29.260 Anybody else dude
00:58:30.060 Please you guys got to stop
00:58:31.260 Stop fighting Mike Tyson
00:58:32.180 Please I'm serious 1.00
00:58:33.980 Stop fucking doing it 0.99
00:58:34.880 We're not 1.00
00:58:35.220 We're not
00:58:35.640 What's the address here
00:58:36.760 320
00:58:37.180 I'm that close
00:58:39.440 but no continue i would just say you know that that that fight that jake did surpassed
00:58:45.460 every single combat record like insane even even gambling gambling i know four times they said
00:58:53.520 the next closest not even close i don't think i don't think any event will even eclipse the
00:58:58.760 viewership and attention that jake paul mike tyson got no it's massive it was it was it was
00:59:03.020 it was wonderful and it had to and it had to have been massive uh for um serrano as well yeah
00:59:11.960 probably because because that fight was incredible like that's that's the thing that's messed up
00:59:17.180 about is like the tyson jake paul fight was not the fight of the evening no by any means not not
00:59:21.800 to take anything away from it you know and i and i was very and jake was very respectful to mike in
00:59:26.440 the ring and and you know it was it was it was a it was cool but what sorry i may have missed it
00:59:32.840 But what's Jake doing now?
00:59:33.940 What's his plan now?
00:59:35.580 He's got a plan.
00:59:38.540 I'm going to let him do that.
00:59:41.100 Oh, I didn't know if he did it on the show.
00:59:43.460 He didn't talk about it at all?
00:59:44.960 Nah.
00:59:45.440 I mean, he's just hanging out at the moment.
00:59:48.200 Would he fight Tommy Fury again?
00:59:50.400 Tommy won't fight Jake.
00:59:52.080 Really?
00:59:52.740 Bro.
00:59:53.260 Why?
00:59:53.600 Because Jake's improved since he fought?
00:59:55.860 I was surprised when Tommy scraped away
01:00:00.360 with that one point split decision w last time i feel like that's a fight one i feel like that's
01:00:06.980 the one like sore spot in in in jake's like armor dude maybe maybe for five seconds but i oh yeah i 0.98
01:00:14.960 genuinely believe this he doesn't give a fuck dude like look at look at what he just did he doesn't 0.99
01:00:20.700 give a fuck yeah yeah granted if tommy's man enough one day and he wants to fight jake again 0.99
01:00:25.740 which you know for the right amount of money maybe he'll do it that would be awesome and i know jake 0.98
01:00:31.380 would like that opportunity but like he doesn't need it and and and for tommy fury a man in a
01:00:36.500 boxing family to act like him beating a youtuber in a split decision by one point is any sort of
01:00:43.160 massive victory is just pathetic to me and if and if he were actually about it and wanted to prove
01:00:48.340 that he is the real boxer he'd fight jake again why doesn't he want to see also what you just said
01:00:54.200 right there i i i will say this you can't interchange jake as a boxer and a youtuber
01:01:02.680 for sake of whatever direction you're trying to go i that's what do you know what i'm saying
01:01:06.240 that was that was that was because either that was tommy's going in okay you're the real boxer
01:01:11.640 they always say that they by the way it's the same it's you sound the same as the last guy
01:01:16.340 same with me i'm a real fighter oh yeah cool bro how'd that turn out for you guy you just said 0.93
01:01:22.320 you would beat mike tyson not not beat bro oh kill him i don't want to do that since he mike i just
01:01:28.920 want mike to just chill out for a while dude i don't want him to fight him mike's amazing i i 0.88
01:01:33.520 couldn't believe he took the jake fight also i'm i'm debating saying this but i'm gonna say it
01:01:45.380 whatever dude i can't believe how many people thought mike tyson would win that fight the most
01:01:50.840 amount of money like ever lost on somebody in sports it's mike tyson i get it i didn't bet on
01:01:56.580 it bro mike threw i'm gonna be honest mike threw some punches in that fight early on two round two
01:02:02.140 round three i think it was that looked like they potentially could be powerful yeah oh oh oh some
01:02:07.380 of them missed jake no that's what i'm saying by this i don't think it's i don't think it's
01:02:10.860 dramatically unreasonable to to live in a world where he connects on one of those punches and
01:02:15.680 it really does power if you don't know anything about fighting absolutely and you want to believe
01:02:20.180 Even Mike Tyson, absolutely, but almost only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes.
01:02:24.820 And so Mike Tyson does have hand grenades.
01:02:27.080 Well, once again, you always say one lucky punch.
01:02:31.940 Yeah.
01:02:32.540 It could happen.
01:02:33.800 I could see that on it.
01:02:34.820 Yeah, but it didn't, and that just wasn't Jake's destiny.
01:02:38.200 It just wasn't.
01:02:39.500 Who knows what anyone's destiny is?
01:02:42.580 It'll be interesting to see how this all plays out.
01:02:44.460 But one thing's for sure, Logan, I really do enjoy doing this podcast,
01:02:48.720 and I'd like for it to continue.
01:02:50.120 Me too, Mike.
01:02:54.820 Can I have that?
01:02:55.500 I'm going to have these.
01:02:56.140 Can I have that lunch?
01:02:56.840 Yeah.
01:02:57.480 Nachos.
01:02:58.300 Nachos.
01:02:58.840 Yeah.
01:02:59.420 All right.
01:02:59.800 I'm going to go just, I'm going to.
01:03:01.280 Where are you going?
01:03:02.840 Because I was looking at.
01:03:03.780 Where are you going, Mike?
01:03:04.340 I'm going to Miami for Art Basel, but not to.
01:03:06.960 I'm not going to go out past 7 p.m.
01:03:09.500 Whoa.
01:03:10.800 Yeah.
01:03:12.500 Got him.
01:03:13.460 Yo, thanks so much for joining us for another episode of the number one podcast in the world.
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01:03:22.960 go say something nice to yourself really i'm not even kidding like think about something that you
01:03:29.600 like about yourself that you like about your life that you're grateful for right now and say that 0.97
01:03:33.540 to yourself right now please that would make me and logan very happy i'm the shit thank you guys 0.51
01:03:37.920 for watching this episode of impulsive we love you hit that subscribe button we'll see you next time 0.94
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