Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Jake Paul Comes CLEAN About Mike Tyson Fight & Helping Donald Trump Win, Agrees to Box KSI

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00:01:00.580 Lisa, tell them about our new show.

00:01:03.200 We have a new podcast.

00:01:04.580 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

00:01:05.960 I'm Lexi Iwanu.

00:01:07.120 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

00:01:11.020 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,

00:01:13.260 which means we have wildly different references,

00:01:15.680 occasionally different opinions.

00:01:17.120 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

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00:01:56.360 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.

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00:02:12.300 Drake put $355,000 on you to lose.

00:02:15.620 The Drake curse is real.

00:02:18.480 Is it true that you made a million dollars from this fight?

00:02:22.580 You're telling me you didn't feel this slap at all?

00:02:24.280 I didn't even feel a single thing.

00:02:26.300 I'd really like you and KSI to stop hating each other. 0.94

00:02:29.060 But I understand that can't happen without somebody getting f***ing knocked out.

00:02:32.180 So can you just get it over with, please? 0.88

00:02:33.720 I'm ready.

00:02:34.440 But I didn't know this about you, Jake.

00:02:35.980 That I have an underbite?

00:02:36.960 A severe underbite?

00:02:37.980 Yeah, it's getting worse.

00:02:39.120 Plench your teeth and show me your resting face.

00:02:42.500 Are there UAPs?

00:02:43.860 Yeah, Jake.

00:02:44.400 This is another instance of our government lying to us.

00:02:46.640 I got a UFO video myself.

00:02:48.140 I want to be a world champion.

00:02:49.400 That's my goal.

00:02:50.300 Who are you fighting next?

00:02:51.620 Joe Biden.

00:02:52.300 literally people are just really hating what if some people just think it was not that entertaining

00:02:57.900 of a fight

00:02:58.660 can you hear me

00:03:15.340 yeah i can hear you uh welcome back to the set of impulsive the number one podcast in the world

00:03:27.160 that's right yeah without and we're here today without the leech

00:03:31.060 we're ridding ourselves of all the mics in our lives yeah you've ridden yourself of mike tyson 0.98

00:03:38.680 Yeah 1.00

00:03:39.500 I've read myself of that freeloader Mike Malak 0.99

00:03:42.920 Where the f*** is he? 0.98

00:03:45.240 I don't even know 0.97

00:03:46.540 Why is he not here?

00:03:49.020 Wasn't he at the fight?

00:03:50.400 Yeah he was at the fight

00:03:51.400 Oh wow

00:03:52.860 Oh you know what he went to Atlanta

00:03:54.700 Dude he's got like work

00:03:56.620 Like he does like things other than this

00:03:58.700 That's lame

00:03:59.880 This is all he should do

00:04:02.060 I think the other thing is probably paying him more

00:04:05.020 This show doesn't make that much money dude 0.92

00:04:07.860 well it's funny because you know what's so shitty is like we've been like mike my mic is shitty

00:04:15.940 yeah oh i'll keep going dude i've been in the podcast space forever like i was i was one of

00:04:22.000 the first like influencers to start doing podcasts 450 plus episodes deep and i see everyone else

00:04:29.240 getting these podcast deals some guy named joe rogan some girl named alex cooper 100 million

00:04:33.840 dollars here they're like they're throwing it out like candy everyone's getting deals except me why

00:04:38.360 yeah but well because alex cooper had kamala harris on we had trump on not kamala harris though

00:04:47.280 i don't she's not a part of the picture anymore either jake because of you actually a lot of

00:04:53.840 people say that you're the reason that trump won the election they're saying i did yes who's saying

00:04:58.100 that everybody because because that video you made that no way highly impactful political video

00:05:03.520 dude thank you yeah i had a bunch of democratic people tell me that they changed to republican 0.57

00:05:09.440 because of that video are you serious yeah are you dead ass serious yeah that's that's impactful

00:05:14.420 jake they just voted for for donnie donnie donnie i had a lot of uh liberal friends and and and 0.71

00:05:22.200 primarily democratic people as well text me saying how like brave your video was and and um how much

00:05:29.580 they liked it and respected it even though it may not be their political position which i think is

00:05:33.880 like the ultimate victory if you can make a video that doesn't just turn people off because of your

00:05:39.860 position but actually makes them listen and you also took the position of and which i think should

00:05:45.400 always be like the underlying um uh thing whenever you do anything political related is like you know

00:05:51.660 like this doesn't have to be divisive like can we can we ultimately end up actually uniting these

00:05:56.800 states of america we need to and there's so much hate and division right now that's that's the

00:06:01.880 biggest problem so i think it's good when people could have healthy conversations and respectfully

00:06:06.820 disagree with each other but still work and find uh some common ground and still

00:06:12.960 know that we all want the same goal which is an amazing america i think i think united we

00:06:19.020 united we stand divided we fall nice and also well that's uh i just want to go back to mike 0.99

00:06:27.040 malak for a second okay um mike you're a bitch because um you didn't eat my dog house 0.99

00:06:37.140 my new dog house wings i think that's partially my fault jake he and i i promoted your 10 10 1.00

00:06:45.580 smash burger and also um it is my fault jake why he invited me he's like do you want to go do the

00:06:52.340 doghouse thing to go jake's i was like yeah bro let's do it and he was hounding me he's like let's

00:06:57.380 go to doghouse like he double triple texted me even so this is your fault yeah because i have a 0.98

00:07:02.140 message to logan now logan you're a bitch because you didn't promote my doghouse incorrect incorrect 0.99

00:07:10.020 at the the day party that you threw yesterday yeah there was a doghouse food truck did you try 1.00

00:07:16.940 it dude it's fucking bomb it's amazing right i'm so critical sometimes to the point of being an 0.99

00:07:23.380 asshole most times but all the all the time 90.99 percent of the time and bro i was like i was good 0.99

00:07:30.860 because now you're understanding that it's delicious jake thank you your wing the el 0.91

00:07:35.960 gallo wing was bomb it's amazing i made the sauce myself i'm very proud of did you really like

00:07:41.640 actually mix the ingredients in and then they yeah the guy's like yeah didn't you see jake was

00:07:45.980 in the kitchen i go yeah bro i know how social media works no no i actually made it oh really 0.58

00:07:50.680 i actually made it oh good but yeah everyone needs to go try doghouse it's really fucking fire it is 0.55

00:07:55.500 good good job for you thanks man one of the most impressive things that you do is your ability to

00:08:01.020 be an entrepreneur and build these businesses while you're promoting these larger than life

00:08:06.300 spectacles like bro i see you promoting the mike tyson fight getting impressions that no fight has

00:08:10.940 ever gotten in history in history bro and at the same time you're building w you're promoting dog

00:08:16.680 house better like it's just like it's unprecedented bro your bandwidth is absurd i gotta take all the

00:08:23.080 momentum and views and funnel them in to the businesses that can grow larger than me yep

00:08:29.920 you know because i'm only one person so but that foresight trying to scale

00:08:34.520 you foreskin is yeah the foreskin is crazy it's nutty you you i'm able to see things in the

00:08:41.960 foresight yeah you asked me before your fight like you bro like you're like warming up i also 0.99

00:08:46.800 want to just let the viewers know that i'm completely brain dead yeah and worthless right 0.61

00:08:52.020 now no you're not worthless and uh and exhausted yeah and uh so yeah this so yeah 0.59

00:08:59.600 i can't talk yeah i'm not talking you are and you're doing a good job but it is gonna get a

00:09:04.760 little nutty dude you just fought evander holyfield yeah it's one of the biggest fights

00:09:08.540 it's huge and and yeah you've been tired from that yeah we're both a little hungover which is 0.87

00:09:14.240 fun i haven't done a hungover podcast in like a while i'm feeling pretty fucking goofy bro i can't

00:09:19.480 wait to see all the cringe comments can you move the mic down a little bit so we can see your 0.99

00:09:23.240 beautiful face and beard yeah these fucking guys are the ones who hooked it up bro tell them bro 0.99

00:09:29.260 wait i was saying something i was saying something oh yeah you were you were always 1.00

00:09:33.380 fucking saying something because you're always fucking yapping dude i am i'm such a talker 0.98

00:09:37.300 no you're not i think i talk too much you know i do bro in like real life settings and stuff i like 0.99

00:09:42.500 i talk too much well what i realized is when i'm around you and dad i like can't ever get a word

00:09:49.300 and that's why i realized i'm more of a quiet person in life is because you guys would always

00:09:53.660 just yeah we're always just talking bro i got it so i just grew up just be like

00:09:57.260 before before your fight bro you're about to go walk out to fight mike tyson you're like hey bro 0.99

00:10:05.860 can you grab the w and like spray me a couple times i'm like this motherfucker's like still 0.99

00:10:09.380 promoting his business i'm locked bro you're thinking about a thousand things at once it's 0.98

00:10:13.940 it's wildly impressive thank you man i was i was super focused you remind me of elon musk like a

00:10:19.700 like a much like less successful bigger heading yeah more aggressive elon musk yeah that's that's

00:10:28.600 a really big compliment that's a that's i mean he's probably my biggest inspiration he's so great

00:10:35.240 he's amazing he's literally saved the world multiple times now dude i don't think he gets

00:10:39.500 enough respect put on his name man yeah we should should we glaze him let's glaze him

00:10:44.720 open ai he contributed to major advancements in ai spacex solar energy tesla uh starlink starlink

00:10:55.540 internet commute free and preserving freedom of speech freedom freedom of speech that's crazy

00:11:04.100 that's crazy impressive individual and you you remind me of him should we try and pronounce his

00:11:09.080 oh thanks man yeah he actually he actually thank you he demotivates me thank you like people like

00:11:16.140 you and him demotivate me because you guys just you just work too hard like he was wouldn't that 1.00

00:11:20.440 shouldn't that motivate no no no you get less motivated yeah like fuck you guys like chill 1.00

00:11:25.980 we're just going too hard yeah why for what that's a good point why are you going so hard 0.99

00:11:31.900 maybe i shouldn't no i will maybe i won't i don't know i want to be a world champion boxer

00:11:39.020 and so this is actually what it is is that's my goal and so i'm literally boxing like my whole

00:11:47.320 life and that creates a ton of dead time where i'm literally just sitting there yeah and so i

00:11:53.820 come up with all these ideas and make all these videos and the whole team is just like sitting

00:11:59.140 there for months on end in a camp and we're just like well we should do something dude i mean it

00:12:05.760 worked let's talk about the mike tyson fight a little bit but i under holyfield the evander

00:12:10.060 holyfield fight um it was the perfect fight like the build-up the lead-up the story all of it was

00:12:18.280 spectacular execution 10 out of 10 i imagine partnering with netflix was a massive help right

00:12:26.040 having their like creative minds and platform 1000 that was like the trifecta yeah that made

00:12:32.940 it all perfect is their involvement because it wouldn't have been as big if if it was just me

00:12:39.140 and mike on some pay-per-view platform i've been saying one plus one plus one equals 10 in this

00:12:43.820 scenario one plus one well yeah one plus one plus one it's more of like a like an analogy one plus

00:12:50.360 one plus one to mean like that when you guys partnered together like what the math the math

00:12:56.220 got exponentially greater than what it should have been right because you guys all amplified

00:13:00.640 each other excellently bro some of your videos that you've been posting on instagram 150 million

00:13:07.580 views 214 million views i saw on you and your girlfriend utah we're just walking i don't know

00:13:13.760 why i got so many views dude i even then i do something cool and then no one likes it no no

00:13:19.720 no people like it i'm even as your brother like bro my biggest flex right now is being jake paul's

00:13:25.180 brother and and sometimes it's even being jake paul oh you just rock bro jake congrats on beating

00:13:31.200 mike tyson i'm like thanks buddy you want a photo and maybe an autograph like follow me on instagram

00:13:36.700 like i've i've signed a couple of jake paul autographs that's funny that's crazy i have i

00:13:42.400 haven't but if someone asked me for a jake paul autograph you should have you should do it one 0.82

00:13:46.660 time someone was like yo jake paul i'm like i'm logan they're like who i'm like fuck i don't 0.66

00:13:53.260 believe you that didn't happen either but it might have bro like some of these interactions like 0.94

00:13:59.020 when i don't get how people get us confused though you are you have so many tattoos dude

00:14:04.340 and your head is huge yeah and a really big beard and my nose is crooked

00:14:09.360 but my face is getting more deformed from boxing and bigger jake you're expanding 0.50

00:14:15.240 teeth so this this confuses me about you and i know you're a little shy about this

00:14:23.260 but i didn't know this about you jake that i have an underbite a severe underbite yeah it's

00:14:28.960 getting worse you like because i can't i can't do anything to fix my teeth because 0.66

00:14:33.080 i'll just get hit and they'll move again you're like an english bulldog yeah like you know those 0.59

00:14:38.380 english bulldogs like jaco's jaco's how to go outside i could collect rain 0.87

00:14:42.600 like the fact that wait isn't show me your like like clench your teeth if i were to show me your

00:14:50.380 resting face you have to actively pull your bottom jaw back well you don't even worry about

00:15:01.500 no i don't worry about it i just smile like this it's good it's but if i clenched it it'd be bad

00:15:08.080 like it's a you have a good smile not like this not like that no don't do that you ever has have

00:15:15.080 you ever been taking a a picture with like a kid like i saw you did the make a wish before the tyson

00:15:20.140 fight did you ever like like smile at one of these kids and they're like oh no that's never

00:15:29.000 happened yeah i don't really i'm not smiling with my teeth clenched because i know it's scary to

00:15:34.560 people i don't want to like yeah that's like a bulldog yeah yeah i think the smack was probably

00:15:53.100 the most iconic thing to come out of the fight yeah that i'm very happy about that i got some

00:15:57.260 trading cards did you get a trading card i didn't get a trading card you need to go to tops and get

00:16:01.540 a trading card there's a smack trading card yeah i got you something i got you a gift oh it's a 0.83

00:16:08.580 gift oh no way from from me to you dude to signify that moment forever yo frick yeah

00:16:16.300 dude that's sick bro the fact that's real is iconic what's crazy is i was gonna get this

00:16:22.320 framed but you beat me to it yeah it's super low quality yeah we're probably gonna throw this away

00:16:27.640 I wouldn't blame you

00:16:28.800 It's poster board

00:16:30.460 How did my eye get morphed like that

00:16:33.120 That's high impact

00:16:35.720 Velocity traumatic

00:16:37.100 You know he bent my earring too

00:16:39.220 Like 90 degrees

00:16:40.660 The back of it

00:16:42.000 So you're telling me

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00:16:47.080 I'm really not trying to be tough

00:16:50.000 You're trying to be a tough guy

00:16:52.020 I didn't even feel

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00:18:57.020 Lisa, we should tell them about our new show.

00:19:00.360 Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast.

00:19:03.060 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

00:19:04.480 I'm Lexi Iwanu.

00:19:05.620 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

00:19:09.660 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,

00:19:12.420 which means we have wildly different references,

00:19:14.700 occasionally different opinions.

00:19:15.980 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

00:19:18.840 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting.

00:19:21.640 That is wild.

00:19:23.060 I learned that about you today.

00:19:25.700 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,

00:19:28.920 Good Taste is my business,

00:19:30.880 and I've always got something to say.

00:19:33.080 If men were just honest about this,

00:19:35.200 there would be so much more peace in the world.

00:19:37.080 We're going to talk about dating, relationships,

00:19:39.500 beauty, getting older, and a little wiser.

00:19:42.140 We're best friends, but we don't always agree.

00:19:44.500 Because you told us how accommodating you are.

00:19:46.880 obviously i would do what i think i could do to to fight the fight but there's only so much fight

00:19:51.380 i can fight don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't

00:19:58.340 lie to me liar listen on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts 0.50

00:20:04.420 i don't really care like oh my god that hurt like my skin like the impact it was all beard

00:20:12.820 so like the skin didn't even hurt and then like i don't know i was just bro but your head moved i

00:20:18.720 even thought i even thought i saw you like wobble a little bit didn't wobble didn't have any stars

00:20:24.420 didn't feel it nothing do you think you and mike tyson will be go be uh go back to being friends

00:20:31.460 again yeah we will for sure we already you know kind of showed each other a bunch of love in the

00:20:38.380 ring and we just have respect for each other bro after he fought you i too went up to him and i was

00:20:44.540 like i love you uncle mike you're so great whatever he just standing there kind of like not really 0.95

00:20:48.700 present just like looking around i think he was tired yeah he was probably pretty fucking tired

00:20:53.840 yeah i was proud of his performance dude yeah like he i mean for his age i'm pretty i'm pretty

00:21:00.320 impressed persevered he totally did and he fucking tried and fought he did try but yeah dude i had 0.84

00:21:06.340 just made up with him as well because like after he slapped you that's when i personally i went from 0.99

00:21:10.460 like man i think jacob really hurt him to like fuck him he hit my brother yeah people thought 1.00

00:21:16.060 my comment was disrespectful they were saying this motherfucker's so disrespectful how dare he 1.00

00:21:21.640 talked to might like that what do you mean some guy i just do just say he wanted to fight me what 0.99

00:21:25.100 i do yeah leave me out of it well people are just really hating right now like there's the haters

00:21:30.900 are running wild what do you what do you what are you saying to the feedback on the fight

00:21:35.740 that you're getting i'm not saying anything nothing i don't need to say anything you know

00:21:41.460 the people who understand the greatness of it and you know have their own lives and are happy

00:21:47.440 with themselves they're gonna just show respect and show praise it's the haters who are jealous

00:21:54.320 and don't have anything going on in their sad and miserable lives and they want to bring

00:21:58.200 this the whole event down and mike down and me down all of these things what if it's not as

00:22:03.580 deep as that for some people what if some people just think it was not that entertaining of a fight

00:22:09.340 i mean what what what do they want they they just want me to lose that's the only way they

00:22:18.180 thought would have thought it was entertaining i think i think there's a world where some people

00:22:22.580 definitely wanted you to mike knock out mike knock out tyson right you know and i know but of course

00:22:31.260 And I know people were disappointed in him as well.

00:22:33.300 This is the sport.

00:22:33.980 It's like, okay, yeah, sometimes there's going to be NFL games

00:22:36.920 where they score, you know, 10 points each. 0.99

00:22:40.180 It's fucking boring. 0.99

00:22:41.320 Like, what do you want? 0.99

00:22:42.660 Like, what happened, happened.

00:22:45.780 All possibilities are there when you go into a fight.

00:22:51.020 But they're saying Mike tricked them.

00:22:52.760 And then if I would have knocked Mike out,

00:22:54.360 then they still would have hated it and been like, 1.00

00:22:55.960 Jake's a fucking asshole. 1.00

00:22:57.200 Like, they're literally just finding a reason to hate on any part of it. 1.00

00:23:00.480 so i don't it's not just as simple as like oh i didn't like that and they got like sick ass

00:23:06.800 undercard fights the walkouts every that the whole thing was entertaining that's true there's 0.97

00:23:11.220 a fucking pigeon there was a pigeon richard was there some people were disappointed in mike's 0.98

00:23:16.480 performance they thought mike would give more because you see these videos of him going crazy 0.99

00:23:21.620 hard on those pads doing that shit yep and people are like oh it's rigged because look at him on the 1.00

00:23:27.680 pads but he didn't do this in the fight because someone is fucking punching back you dumb fucks 1.00

00:23:32.360 like people don't realize my power that is true and my jab and my speed and my ability and my 1.00

00:23:36.860 footwork to get out of the way of those punches so then all of a sudden he's throwing at literally

00:23:41.800 air he can't land those punches on me was he hard to hit he was he was hard to hit he was elusive

00:23:48.920 i was missing i can't believe he can move like a lot of punches i don't know how he gets off to

00:23:54.340 the side like you know what's impressive is after he gets off to the side and then he'll come up and

00:23:58.940 parry a little bit like like he's still like tuned in with his defense his deep his defense was

00:24:03.680 impregnable impetuous that's good yeah we should do more impressions do you uh okay

00:24:11.480 okay let's let's do a couple impressions you do um who who have i been doing lately

00:24:18.820 i'm getting i'm getting the head shakes

00:24:23.420 no do it do it do it get canceled get canceled

00:24:27.740 who have you been impressed who i don't trump huge huge dude donald trump likes us 0.95

00:24:40.340 i think he likes the paul bros yeah i think so too because we're fucking true americans i bet i 0.84

00:24:47.700 We're living the American dream. 0.97

00:24:49.300 Yeah, we totally are.

00:24:50.520 I feel like we're living the modern-day American dream.

00:24:52.400 We're the epitome of America.

00:24:54.560 Modern America. 0.99

00:24:55.560 Fucked-up family. 0.99

00:24:56.820 Grew up in a nice neighborhood. 1.00

00:25:00.360 Slight brain damage from sports.

00:25:02.200 Trauma back at the crib.

00:25:03.740 Guns.

00:25:04.820 Cell phone.

00:25:05.920 Firewood.

00:25:07.280 Axe.

00:25:08.080 Axes.

00:25:11.640 Trucks.

00:25:12.260 Cars.

00:25:12.860 Yeah.

00:25:13.720 And self-defense.

00:25:16.840 Boxing.

00:25:17.340 Yep.

00:25:17.700 Wrestling, tights, spandex

00:25:20.060 Would you ever consider coming to the WWE?

00:25:27.620 I would love to

00:25:28.480 But I would want to be your like

00:25:31.380 Paul Heyman

00:25:33.440 Yeah, I would want to be like your Paul Heyman

00:25:35.840 Hell yeah

00:25:36.340 I wouldn't want to like wrestle as much 0.99

00:25:39.300 Like I could do some shit 0.98

00:25:40.300 But I'd want to be like your sidekick businessman 1.00

00:25:43.360 Or some shit 0.99

00:25:44.100 Well bro, I'm gonna go for it 0.99

00:25:47.040 like i'm gonna go for it and perhaps if you retire you become world champion then you retire

00:25:53.060 and i'm still wrestling you could be like my my manager who also why can't i do it right hand

00:25:59.900 i guess you could do it now you just get it's just time consuming yeah that's true you know

00:26:04.300 okay wait so yeah let's do it you're gonna become wwe champion i think so too i mean bro the

00:26:11.380 ultimate goal would be for me to become wwe champion for you to become boxing champion and

00:26:17.920 then for your girlfriend utah to win olympic gold yeah we just have all the belts that's insane in

00:26:23.860 the world that's crazy and then uh and then we'll just we should just retire after that so look

00:26:33.560 are you are you are you happy with your performance in the fight are you are you

00:26:38.720 happy with the way the night went down i wish he would have yeah like put up

00:26:45.460 a better fight so then i could have like risen more and done more and like he was surviving he

00:26:53.660 was so so that was that was the only thing i didn't so so annoying when they don't bring

00:26:59.520 the fight to you yeah but he got you with a couple punches how did they feel

00:27:02.920 nothing didn't feel a thing to be honest bro your cap i i i'm literally being honest bro

00:27:11.820 nothing nothing bro your head is so big it didn't hurt like i don't he didn't really land anything

00:27:18.920 no because your head is like just take impact like crazy even the one he landed i saw it coming and i

00:27:24.720 went like this and they're like your beard throws people off i don't think they know where your chin

00:27:30.280 is i don't even know where your chin is and i've known you for like your whole life and i forgot

00:27:34.160 where it is in there you can't tell try and guess where it's at i can't i don't even i couldn't even 0.52

00:27:39.680 begin i can't tell if it's like shallow a shallow chin or like i is your chin like are you crimson

00:27:46.060 chin my chin is right here that's what i'm saying i don't right there i don't know i also don't know

00:27:51.060 how you got that beard bro like the jake paul i know jake is the one dancing to the carly ray

00:27:56.900 jepson call me baby post that like the like the meme that went viral this is the guy that's

00:28:02.260 fighting mike tyson and it's like a 16 year old you like dancing in your room i remember when

00:28:06.740 you're recording that like i remember when you made that video and i was like oh he's just so

00:28:10.140 goofy my goofy little brother we're gonna post what people don't realize about that video is

00:28:14.420 that the punch line is that like someone walks in and like catches me dancing oh and then i like

00:28:23.000 that's what's funny about it like it was a skit it wasn't just me dancing the thing was it was a 0.98

00:28:27.680 skit what the fuck kind of world are we living in they just clip it out bro dude i'm telling you 0.99

00:28:35.620 shit is getting fucking weird like how is that kid fighting mike tyson also how is how are the 1.00

00:28:43.480 people that are gonna be running the country just like the most random hodgepodge of experts in 0.99

00:28:49.220 their own field it's never been done but like i just the state of the world uaps man like what 0.59

00:28:54.200 the fuck is happening i don't know what's happening but it feels good it feels like 0.91

00:28:58.140 america's back and that's the way it should be it shouldn't be politicians in these roles it 0.99

00:29:03.600 should be people who are actually qualified i think experts i think i think america is

00:29:08.720 going to be fed up with the typical idea of politician smile kiss babies say what they

00:29:15.440 want you to say like authenticity i believe moving forward with presidential races will

00:29:22.000 be super fucking important the trump winning taught me a very important thing future presidential 0.75

00:29:30.000 elects and candidates will not be able to ignore the podcast and social media circuit yeah they 0.85

00:29:35.840 need to show the world like who they truly are they have to for hours at a time people want to

00:29:40.300 people want to know who you are and believe in you and and bro like i'm telling you from from my

00:29:46.440 um experience like we wanted to we invited joe biden on and then they switched to kamala for

00:29:52.260 the democratic candidate and we invited her on a lot we gave her final cut like you can cut what

00:29:59.820 you want from the podcast we we we think our viewers would love to hear what you want to say

00:30:03.740 we'll have a good conversation like it wasn't a gotcha podcast and she just wouldn't come on and

00:30:09.400 But you know what she did do?

00:30:12.060 She did call her daddy. 1.00

00:30:14.140 And she had Meg Thee Stallion shake her ass on stage. 1.00

00:30:18.960 Which is... 0.99

00:30:21.940 That's good.

00:30:25.280 It's a good political move. 0.99

00:30:27.060 I think Republicans have done some equally odd shit. 0.99

00:30:30.680 I remember watching the Republican National Convention. 0.99

00:30:33.460 At one point I was like, what the hell is going on here?

00:30:37.480 and i get the same feeling when i watch the democratic national i'm like what like what

00:30:40.820 like why make the stallion why why this like random like music that's what people want to

00:30:46.360 vote for it gets culty i feel on both sides for me it gets culty i agree but i think we're at i

00:30:57.100 think i think i think we're in a good spot now and i'm excited to see how these people run the 0.71

00:31:00.580 country and i do think utilizing elon musk's brain to figure some of this shit out and essentially 0.64

00:31:05.980 make the government more efficient is a really good thing doge doge i could shout out to vivek 0.68

00:31:13.040 your buddy vivek is is him and elon are figuring out the department of government efficiency

00:31:18.680 they're gonna crush it they're just gonna do what you're gonna fire everybody just fire everyone

00:31:23.500 and trump's gonna go you're fired dude they should make a video of everyone

00:31:28.040 literally that would go crazy i well dude that's what i'm saying trump's social media team 0.98

00:31:35.000 and strategists are fucking brilliant did you see him tweeting did you see his tweet process 0.99

00:31:42.620 yeah yeah he has like he's just talking and people bro that shit's not norm that's like 0.99

00:31:48.320 for for a presidential candidate for a politician to be that like authentic that like his tweets are

00:31:53.740 actually coming from him and his team has a streamlined system in order to make his voice

00:31:59.680 into the tweet without him actually having to do this i need to start doing this someone next to

00:32:04.200 you just jotting down your thoughts and tweeting them out like this it's a it's a fascinating

00:32:10.660 process and and i don't know how he does it at so old dude like how does he have so much energy 0.73

00:32:15.080 i have no energy and i'm fucking 17 yeah me too i don't have any energy left 0.95

00:32:22.300 um i have a question okay um there's are there uaps yeah jake yeah jake i'm getting involved 0.93

00:32:36.440 brother oh no oh no is right dude oh no is right because this is another instance of our government

00:32:42.600 lying to us that's object objectively lying to us and the bigger concern is as i said in my tweet

00:32:48.420 we are not at the top of the food chain brother we are just not at the top of the food chain

00:32:53.940 uap unidentified aerial phenomena formerly known as ufos why they changed the name i don't know

00:33:00.460 probably to make it sound a little less like hocus pocus but uh and i and i and i try to stay

00:33:06.180 away from the the hocus pocus of it all and i'm and i'm super fucking skeptical i don't believe

00:33:10.620 anyone but like i try to just stick with the stuff that we do know and here's what we know 0.79

00:33:14.340 for the past fucking 70 years the government has known about these um unidentified aerial 0.83

00:33:22.940 phenomena that can do flight maneuvers that are seemingly impossible these three thousand g's i 0.97

00:33:30.660 heard three thousand g's brother do you know how fucking fast that is yeah do they live in the

00:33:36.320 ocean i think so i think so it makes the most sense think about it 70 of the earth is covered

00:33:40.960 in water and we've only explored five percent of the ocean we've explored more space than we have

00:33:45.440 of our own ocean on this planet and these crafts that are reported are are capable of transmedium

00:33:50.560 travel so they can go from the air to the water seamlessly why would they not if they can do that

00:33:57.600 hide in the ocean so they're really fish they're fish aliens i bet they i bet they're down there

00:34:03.380 with the fish for sure well if they're down there with the fish then they're fish

00:34:07.820 yeah i guess you're right i guess because i mean i'm up here with the humans and that makes me a

00:34:17.540 human yeah so they're fish flyers dude i'm just flying fish yeah oh my god essentially you figured

00:34:27.420 it out dude they need to put me on that team i'm sure they'd love to have you that's the other 0.98

00:34:33.760 thing bro a lot of people in this uap world are actually fucking goofballs there's eating well 0.98

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00:36:41.040 them about our new show oh my god lexi we have a new podcast it's called don't lie to me i'm

00:36:47.140 lexi iwanio we're two best friends 22 years apart but so close at heart and i'm lisa di julio the

00:36:54.020 old one, which means we have wildly different references, occasionally different opinions.

00:36:58.480 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all. I'm not going to get anywhere fighting.

00:37:04.100 That is wild. I learned that about you today. Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,

00:37:11.360 Good Taste is my business. And I've always got something to say. If men were just honest about

00:37:17.240 this, there would be so much more peace in the world. We're going to talk about dating,

00:37:20.680 relationships beauty getting older and a little wiser we're best friends but we don't always agree

00:37:26.520 because you told us how accommodating you are obviously i would do what i think i could do to

00:37:31.980 to fight the fight but there's only so much fight i can fight don't lie to me don't lie to me don't

00:37:37.460 lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me don't lie to me liar listen on the iheart radio app

00:37:43.940 apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts i don't really care

00:37:47.960 a few legitimate ones and i try to like gravitate towards them because like you know there's a lot

00:37:54.320 of people that are just kind of crazy that want to believe in this thing i am interested in it

00:37:59.000 because like as a person who's very curious i'm just not okay with the idea of like the fact that

00:38:08.320 these things can defy physics like jake they defy physics yeah the speed that they travel

00:38:14.960 you said 3 000 g's some of these crafts have been have been marked traveling at 3 000 g's

00:38:20.020 a human can withstand nine g's without or with prop maybe suffering temporary maybe

00:38:26.700 permanent damage sometimes fatal a human craft a space or a plane the strongest one i think can

00:38:33.940 withstand like 19 g's before like the metal and like the structure literally like decomposes in

00:38:38.280 the air dude 3 000 g's you know how fucking fast that is it makes no sense it makes no and they're 0.66

00:38:43.960 here and all different shapes and sizes spotted over xyz like and and and the disclosure in 0.84

00:38:51.380 congress and the hearings that they're having we're learning more and more and it is just such

00:38:56.800 a fascinating thing because like you you thought you knew what this reality was what does it say

00:39:02.960 about the origin of the universe where did these things come from what do they know how long have

00:39:06.920 they been here could they answer questions about god are they god some people think they're

00:39:11.500 spiritual entities the united states government reportedly has biologics of of aliens recovered

00:39:19.080 my guess is from roswell it's not faux pseudoscience after all anyways that's a that's a topic for

00:39:24.800 another day jake but things are getting serious and i'm getting involved how are you gonna get

00:39:29.020 involved most notably right now there's a uap fund oh wow that um is like vowing to fund and

00:39:41.780 protect whistleblowers who come forward from being like sued or tried to be like bullied by

00:39:47.600 the united states government because right now there's people inside of these programs that are

00:39:52.380 trying to reverse engineer the crafts or or have seen or heard things or spoken with witnesses or

00:39:57.780 or even like have video footage themselves who are in the community staying silent because either

00:40:03.540 they're committed to their project which is cool but i think they have a bigger commitment to the

00:40:08.160 united states people and and and i think more people are going to realize that and come forward

00:40:13.200 with really important information but they're also likely going against the government branch

00:40:19.680 that they vowed to stay secret to and and and that's a big commitment in itself and could come

00:40:25.640 with a lot of consequences i'm gonna i'm gonna help fund fund some of the whistleblowers legal

00:40:31.100 fees and stuff but it's a fund so like anyone can contribute if they want to contribute i think you

00:40:35.820 should bro like what like this is this is the like this is the future like imagine imagine if 0.56

00:40:39.680 these things like know how the fucking pyramids were built imagine if they were around imagine 0.97

00:40:43.620 if they helped build the pyramids they probably did i don't know it's it's that's the hocus pocus 0.98

00:40:48.300 shit but it's just fascinating and i'm and and and dude i got a ufo video myself and so like

00:40:56.760 i've been i've been invested i went on a little ufo expedition and i'm wondering like do i release 0.74

00:41:01.740 it do i not and i ultimately haven't haven't because it's compelling not convincing but the

00:41:06.940 interesting thing about it is and what i'm noticing some of these air some of these saucers

00:41:14.720 and crafts that they're describing appear more than once like that looks like the same as that

00:41:23.340 and that looks like the same as that and there's got to be like a connection like i heard somewhere

00:41:28.180 there's like five civilizations of extraterrestrials on the planet yeah potentially like

00:41:34.240 warring factions and yeah there's got to be uh different groups and gangs for sure

00:41:39.820 they're clicked up like the bloods and grips god damn right brother it's it's for sure and 0.98

00:41:45.020 they're talking about all the g's and stuff like that so all the fucking hella g's and they're 0.98

00:41:50.020 just hella ganged up and shit like that and they have different whips you know like they can't all 0.98

00:41:55.860 just have a bentley yeah they need a rolls royce and like fish um or yeah and they're fish so i 0.97

00:42:05.660 would say something fishy is going on have you heard of the dark forest theory no but

00:42:11.100 um i'm sure you like talking about forests

00:42:16.260 never mind

00:42:35.660 drake put 355 000 on you to lose he the drake curse is real why would he do that jake he's like

00:42:45.860 he's tight with us i don't know and he was dming me too what's his deal during the week you know

00:42:50.520 why why drake and you were playing drake before before you what you went out it's worked up

00:42:58.820 but i think that everybody just wants him to win you know wanted mike to win but

00:43:08.480 dude people really don't like us jake people really want to see you get knocked out yeah

00:43:14.020 what did i ever do to anyone well you climbed on top of the ktla news van hilarious you wasted

00:43:21.380 the government's money how because the fbi had to raid that they wasted their own money

00:43:26.340 they wasted their own money like why would they do that i didn't and then like nothing ever came

00:43:31.860 from they didn't even know what they were doing there i still don't even know what they were 0.99

00:43:35.580 doing bro they thought he was a terrorist or some shit and they took 60 terabytes of fucking jake 0.97

00:43:43.200 paul vlog footage so there's a team of people at the fbi who had to watch all my vlogs my outtakes 0.98

00:43:50.660 the outtakes oh my my voice is stuck in their head oh my god nah bro when i found that out i was 0.98

00:43:57.660 like dog this is fucking pathetic this this is where taxpayer dollars this is why doge 0.97

00:44:04.780 elon and vivek are gonna fix these right wait i'm sorry you're gonna raid a youtuber's house 0.99

00:44:09.260 because because you what do you think he conspired to to they thought i had they thought i had bombs 0.99

00:44:15.040 i mean you got bombs in your right hand yeah but why would a youtuber just have fucking bombs 0.96

00:44:22.100 insane insane but yeah what else have i done i don't think i've done anything that's what i 0.97

00:44:28.540 don't get you said that new york was washed up like mike tyson yeah i'm just telling the truth

00:44:33.240 i don't like the truth people don't like the truth jake it's scary for them because they

00:44:38.680 don't even seek truth in their own lives but it's so hard because like how like how do i find out

00:44:44.460 what the truth is like how do i know what the truth is actually meditation and getting closer 0.80

00:44:48.960 to god that's the most bullshit answer i've ever heard how do how do i how does that tell me what 0.86

00:44:54.280 the truth is like if i see a headline on twitter i'm like well i'm gonna meditate to find out if 0.99

00:44:59.120 it's true oh i thought you're talking about like within yourself you're talking about yeah like 0.50

00:45:04.820 talking about like reading shit online yeah like is it a man or a woman like i don't know like what

00:45:11.080 does xy chromosomes mean like i don't know can someone tell me please tell me i don't know what 0.99

00:45:16.540 what it how what makes a boy penis yeah help me elon yeah you could you could chat gpt it 0.93

00:45:25.260 that seems to be pretty helpful 0.99

00:45:31.700 hello i can't breathe hello what makes me a male

00:45:41.360 hey biologically speaking being male typically means having xy chromosomes which influence the

00:45:50.840 development of male physical characteristics but gender identity is more complex and can

00:45:56.640 involve a mix of biological social and personal factors is there anything specific you're curious 0.77

00:46:02.300 about no we're never gonna know shit dog and i think it's getting worse like there's two ways 0.84

00:46:08.980 to look at this are we in the post-truth era or the truth era and if we are like where do i go 0.96

00:46:14.760 i think people are seeking the truth more than ever because there's so much misinformation and

00:46:20.560 lies out there fair and i think we're making steps in the right direction towards figuring out how to

00:46:26.420 get the truth to prevail and to be out there more things like community notes which still

00:46:31.220 kind of isn't good but i think one day it will be um uh i'm nervous for what

00:46:40.880 to uh sit here why

00:46:46.840 because i need i have to blow my nose can we get him a tissue or something

00:46:54.180 we can handle that okay because i'm starting to not be able to talk because it's clogged up

00:47:01.100 who are you fighting next everybody me i'm i'm yeah i'll fight you you would fight me why not 0.98

00:47:11.340 you're fucking tiny big i'm taller than you you're still tiny that doesn't even make any 0.99

00:47:20.680 sense you're just a tiny little guy oh just a tiny little pickle you're just a tiny little pickle 1.00

00:47:26.720 you little little pickle whatever happened so cute two or three years ago where you got inflated

00:47:33.220 like somebody inflated you doesn't make me tiny i just didn't get inflated

00:47:38.420 okay my tiny little crab

00:47:42.280 it would go crazy tiny little pomeranian buddy

00:47:47.200 he's so tiny thor me me and you fight would go crazy bro yeah crazy well yeah it would just be

00:47:57.520 good because like i would be down because i wouldn't have to be the one to like uh because

00:48:01.560 it would suck to be the one that has to deal with you know losing but i wouldn't be the one that

00:48:07.160 i have the opposite perspective i feel like ruining my little brother's boxing career would

00:48:12.220 be so bad and and mean like i would get people be like you're such a bad older brother like they 0.92

00:48:18.800 already say but now you ruined his career as well yeah but you're just a widow pickle 0.98

00:48:24.020 you're just a i'm not you're like a tiny little like speck of dust tiny little what i'm a i'm a 1.00

00:48:32.540 fucking big speck of dust you're just like uh how would i describe you just a fluff a ball of fluff 1.00

00:48:41.160 Do you really think you could beat me? 1.00

00:48:46.700 Yeah.

00:48:47.520 You're like the seven days.

00:48:51.100 You're weak.

00:48:52.360 Seven days what? 0.54

00:48:53.780 You're weak.

00:48:54.740 Just in general?

00:48:55.740 I'm so strong.

00:48:59.560 I'm very strong.

00:49:00.700 I know.

00:49:03.540 You're really strong.

00:49:04.780 I'm not saying I'm not.

00:49:05.760 I mean, like boxing, who knows?

00:49:07.060 But in a fight, I think I could come away with it.

00:49:10.120 I was practicing my roasting skills like Daxflame.

00:49:13.300 That guy's so good at roasting.

00:49:15.200 Yeah, he is.

00:49:16.560 I could roast you. 0.98

00:49:18.660 Go. 1.00

00:49:19.400 You're just a ball of fluff. 1.00

00:49:22.540 Bro, your roasting is fucking trash. 1.00

00:49:25.700 I also am concerned in general about you. 1.00

00:49:29.520 At first, this podcast, you're like, I'm brain dead.

00:49:32.400 I was like, ha.

00:49:33.740 Now I actually kind of like think you are.

00:49:36.360 i literally said that earlier i know but i thought it was a joke

00:49:41.500 i'm i now i'm like i think you should go to a hospital yeah i think i think i'm gonna go do

00:49:47.860 that i'm just exhausted bro how did you make it how did you make it like tell the world like how

00:49:55.940 someone like you made it that's what i try to tell them i try to tell them i'm just a giant 0.99

00:50:00.800 Fuckhead 0.99

00:50:01.580 Like if I could do it 1.00

00:50:03.420 Soak and they

00:50:04.120 That's just so crazy

00:50:06.660 That's so crazy

00:50:08.440 But yeah

00:50:09.080 You

00:50:14.160 People under

00:50:17.060 Underestimate me

00:50:19.200 Why?

00:50:22.900 Because I go on podcasts

00:50:24.460 And act like this

00:50:25.340 That is so true

00:50:26.480 That is so true

00:50:28.880 So what happens then

00:50:30.440 because i have an underbite well now that they know that what happens then you flip that switch

00:50:37.400 to turn into a killer like because you do sometimes we've seen it we saw what you did

00:50:43.280 to mike perry and we won't forget we saw what you did to ben askert i like pain

00:50:49.680 i just turned into a pain machine no you don't because you let mike live

00:50:56.480 no i'm actually not even violent you weren't about it i'm actually not even violent i actually want

00:51:02.360 peace in the middle east and peace in general yeah and just um i'm really a hippie actually

00:51:13.000 you totally are dude yeah you totally are like the ayahuasca the meditation you do breath work

00:51:19.680 and stuff yeah i probably if i wasn't boxing i'd probably just live in a van too

00:51:24.780 i might i might go do that actually thank god you found boxing bro i swear to god you'd be

00:51:31.640 you'd be homeless shooting heroin in your needle no i would be in a van and with heroin yeah but

00:51:37.420 not homeless oh true you and mike would be hanging out in the van yeah your roast earlier wasn't good 0.57

00:51:45.680 Okay let me try again

00:51:47.640 Your nose looks like Squidward

00:51:54.840 Bro

00:51:55.460 You kind of do look

00:51:59.160 Where's your girlfriend

00:51:59.880 You kind of do look like Squidward

00:52:01.520 Where's your girlfriend

00:52:02.320 He does look like Squidward

00:52:04.240 Hold on let me do that

00:52:06.220 Little side by side

00:52:07.400 It's going to take forever

00:52:09.020 This is the worst podcast ever

00:52:11.560 Well basically what we said

00:52:14.680 we were gonna do is oh my god handsome squidward is what you look like not at all you look like

00:52:19.740 handsome no i don't no i don't yeah you do i know yo yo uh caleb you're editing this yeah put a side

00:52:29.840 by side okay wait okay I'll roast you more what are those it's like you it's not looking good 0.68

00:52:52.440 it's not looking good for you dude this is crazy I don't know there's nothing to roast you about 0.94

00:52:59.480 Bro

00:53:00.280 There are so many things to roast me about

00:53:04.020 You did earlier

00:53:06.520 Made that forest joke

00:53:08.620 Yeah but that's like

00:53:10.440 Not even roasting you

00:53:11.920 It's just funny

00:53:12.660 It is totally just roasting me

00:53:15.620 You roasted me

00:53:17.100 I'm your brother

00:53:18.340 Okay

00:53:18.680 I'm your brother

00:53:20.160 Let me see

00:53:21.260 How come you don't have eyebrows

00:53:25.820 I know bro

00:53:26.640 I know

00:53:27.420 I don't know

00:53:28.260 I don't know it's because I'm blonde

00:53:30.480 I'm blonde

00:53:31.080 Yeah but I think you used to have eyebrows

00:53:33.780 I think they taper off in the middle

00:53:35.800 You only have eyebrows

00:53:37.720 That was good

00:53:41.560 That was actually really good

00:53:43.180 Did you see Jon Jones turn around

00:53:45.980 And kick Stipe Miocic in the ribs

00:53:47.620 Yeah that was crazy 0.97

00:53:48.660 Nice kick

00:53:50.440 Jon Jones is probably the greatest fighter of all time

00:53:54.240 Probably the baddest man on the planet 0.75

00:53:55.860 do you think he has a little homelander vibes jake john jones yeah no like you don't think so

00:54:07.120 i see memes about him actually being homelander like all smiles and like politically correct 0.99

00:54:12.740 and then behind the scenes he's just fucking savage he's a killer he's a killer bro like i 0.98

00:54:19.200 mean he's like you know guy last night in his speech he's like man i just wanted why everyone's 0.99

00:54:23.860 all excited i just want to take a moment to thank jesus christ i was like yeah john yeah no i know

00:54:30.420 he got that i facetimed with him the other week yeah he's fantastic jolly he's always been so

00:54:35.940 good to us yeah i think he's i'm just i'm asking questions because i've seen the commentary online

00:54:41.180 they're saying this guy's like this guy's actually kind of a little loose i mean like i've seen him

00:54:46.440 get arrested and say he's banging his head and shit like it gets it gets pretty rowdy did you 0.56

00:54:51.160 see a video of john jones saying uh someone asked him if he could take both of us at the same time 0.98

00:54:56.400 yeah he said no he said no i couldn't believe it which it's definitely true you think so

00:55:02.560 yeah for sure he gave a really realistic answer which i i think like probably shocked people

00:55:09.960 i certainly thought he'd be like like everyone like every other fighter on earth would have said

00:55:15.360 no i could take them but john since he doesn't have anything to prove

00:55:20.100 we actually had that printed out this morning and it wasn't cheap

00:55:25.940 it wasn't cheap and so that's your gift i'm a battering ram

00:55:31.440 um oh yeah the other things to talk about there's so much um

00:55:39.680 how are you going to celebrate like what do you do now i don't know i'm like a

00:55:49.860 plastic bag drifting through the wind you keep saying that i don't know what i'm gonna do

00:55:53.380 really i'm there's nothing to do why don't you come for thanksgiving we'll play football

00:55:59.820 yeah we could do that i'm down well yeah i'm coming i'm going to annual turkey i'm going

00:56:06.760 to new york a couple of times thanksgiving christmas okay and probably just gonna sit

00:56:13.380 around and just try to not do anything flag football on no we it's it's our annual turkey

00:56:23.780 bowl we take it very serious actually this is the first ever but uh we've literally never

00:56:29.540 done that turkey bowl yeah so fun but um i'm gonna probably maybe go to st bart's

00:56:35.940 for new year's a couple of days ever no no no just like maybe next what are you doing for new

00:56:40.100 years i'm gonna be with utah where in the netherlands that's nice she has races and it's 0.50

00:56:45.400 her birthday racist racist no she has races oh uh oh um and thor is the best dog in the world

00:56:59.820 yeah he is i just wanted everyone to know that he is he's getting older though jake 0.94

00:57:05.460 you can tell so are you we all are but that's what that's literally what happens yeah that's

00:57:11.720 like saying like the sun's coming up tomorrow yeah hypothetically um do you ever worry about

00:57:20.380 like going like when you wake up and get dressed all the time okay all the time i hate it

00:57:28.080 yeah it looks like it i yeah bro i don't what i was told what to wear as i always am so if anyone

00:57:36.740 has what do you mean bro i someone tells me what to wear i gotta i have a pdf this is wild

00:57:41.500 this is crazy what about this outfit's crazy it's insane why it's part you're wearing navy blue with

00:57:50.440 whatever those things are dad pants and then black shoes i'm a dad 0.97

00:57:57.260 yeah but this is wild i'm a dad this is wild bro we're getting old as fuck you're gonna be 30 and 0.99

00:58:08.320 i'm gonna be 28 and i have a child you have a niece that's fucked bro what'd you think of her 0.99

00:58:14.220 she she wished you good luck for your fight she is beautiful she's pretty she's amazing 0.94

00:58:18.520 i love her right she melts my heart yeah it's it's surreal like i i still doesn't make any

00:58:24.580 that's crazy it doesn't seem real it feels like a fever dream when i see that you have a baby

00:58:29.440 it's so weird that little girl she's so pretty bro her like eyelashes and her temperament and 0.98

00:58:36.860 now she's smiling you can get a smile out of her you say ain't shit to smile about 0.97

00:58:40.860 what'd you say what'd you say i just said there's not shit to smile about not for her man yeah like 0.99

00:58:49.220 i don't know why the fuck she's smiling because i'm smiling at her she likes there's that's not 0.99

00:58:53.240 funny imagine if imagine if you were my daughter who who you know by the way has the same brain 0.99

00:58:59.980 capacity as you right now and and you just woke up from a nap and i come in and i go hi esme

00:59:06.840 hi yeah i smile like this yeah don't just yeah all right i can't believe you found an ounce of

00:59:17.380 success in your life bro bro this is how you find this is how you find success how

00:59:23.040 bro you literally just be fun yeah i'm a ball of fun that is true you are fun you are i'm a ball

00:59:30.120 of fun what do you say to people who say who are you fighting next uh who are you fighting next

00:59:37.900 fight ksi i'm fighting i'm fighting joe biden any senior citizen

00:59:45.060 dog if if i were you i anybody with anybody they have to have dementia

00:59:56.760 or parkinson's and they have to they have to have the wheelchair thing the wheelchair thing in there

01:00:07.620 or the handicap parking thing okay if they don't have that i can't fight them there's a senior 0.98

01:00:14.700 citizens home down the street we could legit go beat the fuck out of all of them it makes so much 0.90

01:00:21.100 money the paul the paul brothers ravaged wait ravaged dallas retirement center okay wait so 1.00

01:00:31.660 fucking broken bones they didn't even know it's coming because they all have dementia 0.97

01:00:37.220 wait so that does that does that mean you want you won't fight ksi because he's too young 0.99

01:00:50.460 ksi is old he's like 34 or something i think he's like 32 maybe 30 that's old 31 32 that's old

01:01:04.040 he fits he fits he and he's and he's retired so there's a chance he's a retired boxer like

01:01:10.640 he doesn't actually box so it fits my it's the weight problem right that the age-old weight

01:01:15.220 problem like can we just figure this out once and for all because bro i have a grand vision like i

01:01:19.900 want i'd really like you and ksi to stop hating each other please but i understand that can't 0.92

01:01:24.980 happen without somebody getting fucking knocked out or some shit so can you just get it over with 0.94

01:01:29.580 please i'm ready no you're not look no you're not i'm literally ready he's too light you're 0.98

01:01:37.060 too heavy bro like he like it's you gotta like someone's gotta like should we flip a coin flip

01:01:43.240 a coin for the weight class i would low-key be down for that you would that that's that's actually

01:01:50.720 big if you guys went on live i feel like it's a fair compromise it totally is it totally is 0.92

01:01:56.860 if he's down for that that might be the solution to all this shit and both of your managements 0.80

01:02:01.740 who have egos need to stop blocking the deal because they don't like each other 0.91

01:02:05.560 your your management should not be getting in the way of you two putting out a big event

01:02:09.280 and it's it's it's the name of the game right yeah what are you doing bro you don't give a 0.97

01:02:15.500 fuck no i do what do you mean no no what do you mean i don't either i don't either so it's fine 0.99

01:02:20.760 Bro, we knew this going into this episode 1.00

01:02:23.200 That we're both brain dead

01:02:24.420 But it's turning out great 0.99

01:02:28.120 This episode is fucking great 0.97

01:02:30.460 It's probably one of the best 0.99

01:02:31.900 I'm being serious

01:02:34.300 Dude, I'm gonna find out what the UAPs are

01:02:36.900 I'm going to

01:02:38.240 That's on God

01:02:39.800 We should talk about

01:02:42.980 Richard the Pigeon

01:02:44.160 So what happened

01:02:45.760 You went to go give Mike Tyson a pigeon 1.00

01:02:48.160 And he basically said your pigeon is shit 1.00

01:02:49.940 Yeah 1.00

01:02:50.400 And he gave it back

01:02:51.660 Yeah but the thing is

01:02:52.880 My team at Better 0.96

01:02:56.000 Fucked me 0.91

01:02:57.020 Hey can we get Richard in here 0.97

01:02:58.680 Download Better by the way

01:03:00.280 2000X your money

01:03:01.420 But 0.99

01:03:02.360 My team at Better fucked me 1.00

01:03:04.820 Because 0.99

01:03:05.440 2000X your money what?

01:03:07.260 If you sign up

01:03:08.000 You set like a line up

01:03:09.780 An 8 pick line up

01:03:10.840 But you have to hit it right?

01:03:12.180 Yeah

01:03:12.400 Oh

01:03:12.760 I thought you were just

01:03:15.140 People hit it

01:03:15.580 But people hit it all the time

01:03:16.420 I just thought you were just doing 2000X

01:03:17.960 But people hit it all the time

01:03:19.280 You could set him over here next to me

01:03:21.060 Next to Papa

01:03:22.380 He calls me Papa 1.00

01:03:24.960 The team fucked you? What do you mean? 1.00

01:03:27.580 So basically

01:03:28.420 He's a pretty pigeon

01:03:30.340 He's beautiful bro

01:03:31.380 So my team lied to me and said they got a $3,000 pigeon

01:03:36.360 From Southeast Asia 0.98

01:03:38.540 I don't know why the fuck they did that 1.00

01:03:41.020 It's literally fucking stupid 1.00

01:03:44.120 Wait why? 1.00

01:03:45.080 They did?

01:03:46.400 That's him?

01:03:47.040 He's like a $5 pigeon 1.00

01:03:48.780 Shut the fuck up bro 1.00

01:03:50.120 Sorry Richard 1.00

01:03:51.020 And not that money Richard makes your value

01:03:55.680 You are worth so much more than that

01:03:57.420 And you are the best pigeon in the world buddy

01:03:59.160 He walked out with us

01:04:01.160 And now he's the most famous pigeon in the world

01:04:03.140 This pigeon walked out to Mike Paul

01:04:05.080 Jake Tyson fight 0.91

01:04:06.700 250 million people know this 1.00

01:04:09.300 Fucking pigeon 1.00

01:04:10.060 Does he sit on your finger 1.00

01:04:11.000 Not yet

01:04:11.940 You just grab him

01:04:13.840 Yeah but he can fly away

01:04:15.900 So don't do that

01:04:17.520 What'd you say

01:04:18.940 Yeah

01:04:20.960 Yeah you wanna come on here

01:04:23.060 You can if you want 0.98

01:04:25.800 Nothing else is fucking going on 0.99

01:04:27.480 Yeah pedal 0.99

01:04:28.940 Come pedal 1.00

01:04:31.240 Oh we can pedal the fuck Jake Paul spray to all my haters 1.00

01:04:33.780 Grab that grab that 0.99

01:04:34.920 So guys this is a limited edition W

01:04:38.020 For all of my haters 0.99

01:04:39.280 It's actually a fuck Jake Paul spray 0.99

01:04:41.700 You can get it at getw.com 0.98

01:04:44.020 What's the scent

01:04:44.600 what's the scent it's the original scent that's inside of there but um this camera this camera 0.95

01:04:50.260 is getting blasted dude but yeah you can get the fuck jake paul spray for a limited time only 0.98

01:04:55.360 see that's what i'm saying but but you know what you know what didn't happen is they the crowd 0.99

01:05:01.420 didn't start chanting fuck jake paul and that was what we're gonna sell these after they chanted 0.98

01:05:06.260 fuck so even if they did jake stadium chants are much harder to catch on than arena chants 0.99

01:05:13.500 I was talking about at the presser 0.99

01:05:15.400 I was hoping it was going to happen

01:05:16.720 I'm going to leave I just wanted to come

01:05:18.480 Intervene and be an inconvenience

01:05:20.720 And a nuisance

01:05:21.980 Say something smart

01:05:23.180 Like give the audience something to take home

01:05:27.400 Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell 0.99

01:05:29.720 Fuck yeah my guy 1.00

01:05:30.800 Hell yeah 1.00

01:05:31.840 And

01:05:32.720 At the end of the day

01:05:35.940 It's night time 1.00

01:05:37.140 This shit is falling over 1.00

01:05:38.940 Congratulations 1.00

01:05:40.940 I'm going to

01:05:43.160 finish off this week doing

01:05:44.780 a lot of negligent things and

01:05:47.000 drinking and using my liver.

01:05:48.560 Hell yeah.

01:05:50.680 Hell yeah. Alright, we'll see you around,

01:05:53.220 brother. No, you won't.

01:05:54.560 Are you coming to Puerto Rico?

01:05:56.820 Nah, I'm gonna go to LA

01:05:58.240 and then come back on Wednesday. 1.00

01:06:01.420 Fucking stuff. Come back on Wednesday. 0.99

01:06:03.660 You wanna hang out on Wednesday?

01:06:05.280 Yeah.

01:06:06.920 What's the date?

01:06:07.660 What's the date? 17th? Sunday?

01:06:10.160 Sunday? Okay.

01:06:11.220 You know if you guys wanna hang out.

01:06:13.160 dude have you been to India

01:06:15.680 yeah 0.51

01:06:16.580 it's sick

01:06:18.440 it's sick Jake

01:06:20.500 you should go back

01:06:21.820 I was only there for like 12 hours

01:06:24.540 really you should stay longer

01:06:25.680 the people are very nice in India

01:06:28.620 met a lot of creators

01:06:29.960 they're all on the come up

01:06:31.260 huge over there

01:06:32.580 ready to make some mainstream expansion

01:06:34.360 I want to go there and fight in a rush 0.99

01:06:36.720 you would beat the shit out of him 0.99

01:06:39.600 but he thinks he would win 0.98

01:06:42.020 bro he couldn't even take but it would be big it would be big in india it would be massive

01:06:47.180 dude it would be massive and they love you i could go pick up like a big bag of rupees

01:06:51.940 just for beating you totally could they love you you know how many people were like bro congrats 0.91

01:06:55.900 dude go kill mike tyson i'm like yeah dude i'm fighting mike tyson this saturday and i'm here 0.92

01:07:00.840 they thought like some people think i'm you and i had to i just had to do the same old rigmarole 0.76

01:07:07.020 that i always do do people ever think you're me like one in ten mine's probably what would you

01:07:14.460 say two and ten three and ten probably two and ten is it's getting better though i think yeah

01:07:20.720 it's getting much better it used to be much worse they could probably see the difference now well 0.69

01:07:26.560 dude you are i could see clearly now the balls are different i could see clearly now they look 0.97

01:07:34.880 so damn friend stop we should sing more we should sing a couple of songs for the audience i sing to 0.98

01:07:40.420 my daughter we should freestyle i'm down to freestyle let's play a beat freestyle beats 0.99

01:07:48.900 freestyle beats on on spotify just freestyle beats do you want to go first sure i'll i could

01:07:54.840 do it dude the wi-fi in here is just yeah i don't think it's even working what's good bro like i'm 0.99

01:08:01.360 my 5g yo oh fuck i can see clearly now the rain is gone when are you gonna shave your head yo 0.96

01:08:09.520 ryan with two ends are you able to make me one of these pizza lunch leaves in the microwave 0.99

01:08:15.680 they're fucking bomb when you heat when you cook them like that what yeah you can grab it off of 0.97

01:08:21.720 there my my chef made are you having a twisted tea you're not you can't be drunk at this hour 0.99

01:08:27.300 Like still from last night

01:08:29.720 Alright

01:08:31.200 Too slow probably yeah

01:08:33.960 Yeah

01:08:36.240 Too slow

01:08:37.000 Yeah this is a crashed out episode like

01:08:39.280 Insane

01:08:40.420 This could be good

01:08:42.840 Hey

01:08:44.360 Yeah

01:08:45.620 Okay

01:08:47.160 Yo yo yo yo yo

01:08:50.960 Yo yo yo yo yo

01:08:52.880 Yo yo yo yo yo

01:08:55.140 Yo yo yo yo

01:08:56.180 yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo they call me el gallo i'm from ohio i do the dash on you i make 0.52

01:09:04.420 you my yo i make you my son i knock you out kid mike tyson mike tyson eating on the rice and

01:09:11.360 bison lison bison bison i'm the one that's gonna be known for sleeping tyson the bison the 0.87

01:09:16.480 everything is exciting yeah all right el gallo he's from ohio puerto rico i'm a freak

01:09:26.160 that's a nice course hey guy yo people are high yo i'm a freak i'm a freak yo

01:09:34.040 yeah turn me up one time the biggest in the world netflix on my line yeah they want more business 0.76

01:09:41.600 no fucking kidding i break records i do the dash yeah i hit the lambo hey i'm going fast 0.84

01:09:48.880 i'm never in the last i'm never in the past i'm in the present the future the animalistic nature 0.98

01:09:55.160 Of my style

01:09:56.220 I'm going wild, wild, wild

01:09:57.620 I'm the Wild West boy El Gaio

01:09:59.740 From Ohio

01:10:00.780 I'm a freak, yo

01:10:04.820 I'm on Memphis going viral

01:10:07.840 From Ohio

01:10:09.000 El Gaio 1.00

01:10:10.300 Yo, what the fuck? 1.00

01:10:12.840 What have you done? 1.00

01:10:14.540 That was pretty good

01:10:16.500 Thanks

01:10:16.820 It was all inspired by this

01:10:18.700 The Gaio 1.00

01:10:19.980 Dude, do you feel like 0.88

01:10:22.220 Do you feel like you're making

01:10:23.320 Do you think this would scare Richard?

01:10:25.160 Yeah, they probably have beef

01:10:27.600 Yeah, he's dipping out

01:10:35.000 I can't believe that pigeon walked out with us

01:10:37.640 In the

01:10:38.440 Whatever that was

01:10:40.160 Like a limousine or something

01:10:41.100 The commission said to me after

01:10:45.040 They said

01:10:45.500 We would have never allowed that

01:10:47.860 I don't know how we didn't see the pigeon

01:10:49.360 What's wrong with the pigeon?

01:10:53.520 That's species

01:10:54.240 species yeah like racist against species yes that is species why would they not look at him

01:11:04.140 they said because of animal cruelty animal cruelty what dude literally literally and now 0.98

01:11:10.360 he's so famous he's getting brand deals there's no he's a fucking no animal he's making a living 0.99

01:11:14.140 for him and his family he's literally making a living shut up a killing shut up in that right 1.00

01:11:18.400 bro like like like we were coming out of that tunnel in that car he wants a little rooster 1.00

01:11:26.260 there you go buddy oh richard's like oh fuck dude oh shit is that your little chicken oh shit 1.00

01:11:32.980 that's a little chicken thor oh my little chicken is he aggressive at all does he could he like hurt 1.00

01:11:38.780 something yeah bro thor's a killer actually he's just like me like super dumb and slow until it's 0.99

01:11:45.000 time to fucking fight people oh yeah yeah but when we were coming out in that truck car and i 0.98

01:11:55.580 looked around and just saw the stadium full of people i was like dude look around it's it's 0.98

01:12:00.680 insane dude and i'm so i'm so glad i got to be there in that moment me too that was fucking epic

01:12:07.680 started from the bottom now we're here bro 60 million households jake 250 million people 0.95

01:12:14.680 But 60 million accounts

01:12:17.140 Insane

01:12:17.800 Bro that is so

01:12:21.320 It's all downhill from here

01:12:23.080 For sure

01:12:24.160 You know I peaked

01:12:26.320 Now I know what it feels like

01:12:28.620 You know the kids who peaked in high school

01:12:30.020 I peaked right now

01:12:31.480 Whatever

01:12:32.080 Oh he's ripping up the chicken

01:12:35.400 Richard's watching mortified right now 1.00

01:12:38.960 Richard's like oh fuck 1.00

01:12:41.560 He's like I must be special 0.99

01:12:43.040 dude like how are you even gonna walk around anymore and not get recognized

01:12:49.360 that's because again your head is so big you're so recognizable yeah it's just like a giant rooster

01:12:56.120 head uh i don't really plan on walking around that's my that's i plan on you have people carry

01:13:04.600 you yeah because you're that rich now is it true you made 90 million from this fight no who said

01:13:10.280 that is it true that you made 170 million dollars from this fight it's not true i made a lot of

01:13:19.780 money the most money i've made ever but what are you gonna buy with the money probably a ranch

01:13:27.320 whoa like a big piece of property whoa and and i'm gonna pimp it out speaking of ranch bro when

01:13:34.520 i had your dog house the ranch sauce yeah there was ranch on it i was like of course 0.98

01:13:39.260 yeah always loved ranch no i i make it so that the order when they order my shit it comes with 0.98

01:13:44.760 i know yeah i know and i i don't love ranch but i loved it on your wing dude frick yeah yeah dude 0.94

01:13:49.760 speaking of um food thank you let me see two ends let me see oh that's a that's a solid that's a

01:13:57.680 solid uh arrangement she did she did well this looks tasty yeah hey do we have to go on a flight

01:14:06.540 or something yeah i think we should i think we should get out of here dude um yeah it's it's

01:14:11.060 2 p.m our flight's at 2 p.m um okay well thanks for thanks for having this conversation with me

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