Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Logan Paul & Nina Agdal’s INSANE Italian Wedding, Jake Paul VS Gervonta Davis, John Cena’s DOWNFALL

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00:00:28.440 i spent an irresponsible amount of money let's get a number out there for that's insane when

00:00:34.040 this girl rounded the corner and i saw her in her wedding dress for the first time i just started

00:00:38.420 whimpering baby i don't think anyone got to eat the wedding cake because jake just started boxing 0.84

00:00:42.380 it it just looks so punchable what would you rate your speech one to ten you called me gay

00:00:48.180 several times and then by the way and then sat on my lap yeah that's the best wedding i've ever

00:00:54.060 been to thank you how many weddings you been to i've been to jake's and

00:00:57.220 is you just looking at me but no honestly work i put in to build this show and all of a sudden

00:01:03.600 my clips out of the intro i was like am i even invited to this wedding anymore bro they cut you

00:01:07.740 that was wrong you should have heard jake's speech very much crossing the line yes everywhere he could

00:01:12.920 i knew it was bad when gp went up to take the mic there i was the last one standing and that

00:01:19.480 There he is, there he is.

00:01:21.740 He's walking up right now.

00:01:22.860 Get him.

00:01:24.060 Oh, my God.

00:01:26.460 This is going to be your next super fight.

00:01:28.040 Okay, so then say,

00:01:28.840 I'm fighting Gervonta Davis on Netflix.

00:01:31.820 Let's go.

00:01:32.780 Well, there's already been enough

00:01:33.820 fighting on this podcast.

00:01:35.280 You come over here, 0.99

00:01:35.960 you start talking s***. 0.99

00:01:36.780 You need to relax. 0.99

00:01:37.960 Whoa, bro. 0.99

00:01:38.720 You should shut up now. 0.98

00:01:40.300 It's like 6 a.m. 0.99

00:01:42.300 And we've been pounding f***ing alcohol.

00:01:45.140 And I start checking his pulse. 0.71

00:01:46.920 Oh, my God.

00:01:47.640 This kid's dead. 0.99

00:01:48.560 Are you f***ing kidding me? 0.99

00:01:58.780 Why did you do that? 0.97

00:01:59.760 I think that's fine.

00:02:00.540 No, stop.

00:02:01.180 Stop throwing your dog from Puerto Rico, Abby.

00:02:03.240 Keep the ambiance going for the guests.

00:02:06.380 So, hey, no headphones.

00:02:08.160 Not even an option today, huh?

00:02:08.860 This is crazy.

00:02:10.020 And you know how I like to lock in?

00:02:11.440 Excuse me.

00:02:11.760 Wow, so no headphones?

00:02:13.080 Yo, for real, dude.

00:02:14.060 Viva Mexico.

00:02:14.860 But the show started, man.

00:02:17.220 Are you going to be okay?

00:02:18.560 say again are you gonna be okay i'll be okay it's just it's just crazy babe like you know 0.99

00:02:23.620 550 what yeah the prime bottle yeah why not i mean that dude that thing had a whole ass 0.89

00:02:31.600 journey last night that had its own personal arc he got beat up you got beat up we put mike in the

00:02:38.560 well no mike put himself in that prime costume and shot guy mac he goes yo we should all push

00:02:44.220 him around like a pinata treat me like a pinata i've never felt more like a bully in my life i

00:02:49.280 know people think i'm a bully and in the wwe i am should we get poncho get poncho poncho poncho

00:02:55.400 get in here you are catching us what 72 hours in italy we need this dog is look at this dog

00:03:04.520 Hi, hi, my good boy.

00:03:06.860 Hi, Pancho.

00:03:07.980 Hi, I got you.

00:03:09.200 Hi, Pancho.

00:03:09.940 I got you, I got you.

00:03:10.740 Pancho's a very good boy.

00:03:13.120 He's one of 260 guests here.

00:03:16.940 The only dog, I will say.

00:03:18.600 The only dog, and we're very happy to have him on the show.

00:03:22.620 I'm going to go ahead and do this.

00:03:24.160 This camera, Caleb, the setup's a bit wonky.

00:03:26.980 Right here.

00:03:29.180 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.

00:03:33.180 thank you guys for watching listening viewing joining are we at are we at 500 episodes yet

00:03:38.780 no we're close 470 man we're approaching mike i love you mama first and foremost

00:03:45.380 talent has been wrapped yeah your talent has a very strict schedule yeah he's yeah he's he's

00:03:54.400 out of here get him out of here bro we'll pay his rate send me the invoice thank you if you have

00:03:59.460 If you have an extra April spritz, I would...

00:04:01.700 I don't want to take one that you're drinking.

00:04:04.580 I won't do that to you.

00:04:06.500 And I don't want to burden you with that.

00:04:07.900 Darling, for you, anything at your wedding week is...

00:04:09.860 Thank you, Adam. Thank you.

00:04:11.760 Thank you.

00:04:13.540 First and foremost, what I was going to say to you guys

00:04:15.860 was congratulations. You guys are fucking married. 1.00

00:04:19.860 Mr. and Mrs. Paul, what a fantastic wedding. 1.00

00:04:22.500 We're here with 250 guests in Lake Como, Italy

00:04:25.600 at the Villa d'Este.

00:04:27.120 Guys, when we talk about fairytale weddings,

00:04:28.900 this is what we mean 250 people one dog several babies social media creators celebrities athletes

00:04:36.760 brand builders this is the who's who the creme de la creme uh of of people that you can have

00:04:43.480 your wedding and wow what a weekend it's been guys how you feeling i feel like dylan by the

00:04:48.720 way with what i just did that was so dylan yeah yeah come on dylan uh man how you feeling babe

00:04:53.700 how you feeling and that was my brand new wife got myself a wife oh my gosh um nina i'll just

00:05:00.000 ask you to talk into that mic thanks so much i want a journal yeah i i really feel like i'm so

00:05:08.460 overwhelmed by such yeah should we fix this i know well my torso is like she does it makes spooning

00:05:18.580 a little weird because i'm a tall guy right but imagine like a torso that's kind of the same so 0.96

00:05:22.940 If you get the pee-pee right into the butt, 0.83

00:05:25.500 like where it's supposed to be, where are you? 0.98

00:05:27.360 Where's your head at?

00:05:28.280 It's kind of like even above that,

00:05:29.580 because I'm telling you, her torso is longer than usual.

00:05:31.560 So what are you lining up?

00:05:32.500 If I sit up straight on a plane,

00:05:33.180 what are you lining up?

00:05:34.000 Watch, watch, watch, watch, sit up, sit up.

00:05:36.460 I'm 6'2", she's like, what, 5'9"?

00:05:38.200 Yeah, but she has better posture,

00:05:39.280 because she's from Denver.

00:05:40.280 How is that possible?

00:05:42.400 It's the posture.

00:05:43.540 She's long.

00:05:44.080 No.

00:05:44.320 She's a long person.

00:05:45.400 My belly is literally 5'0".

00:05:47.380 So what do you line up when you cuddle?

00:05:49.400 What is your line up?

00:05:51.400 I cuddle him.

00:05:52.940 i do like being little spoon i know you've you've mentioned that and by the way who doesn't guys

00:05:57.420 like come on come on for all the guys out there we like one time you'll start you'll start cuddling

00:06:02.860 me and then and then we'll switch i always switch yeah anyway this is the first time by the way that

00:06:09.500 i haven't in a while at least that i haven't been on the couch with him you're the man thank you

00:06:13.580 and it feels a little weird i feel like a lonely island but i get to do my interviewing anyways

00:06:17.180 is what i asked you was how you feeling i am so overwhelmed with like good memories and like

00:06:26.280 everything just pops up in my brain and i i think i need like a day after all of this to just like

00:06:31.980 decompress and and process everything that happened because it felt like it was like

00:06:39.160 four days in one day yesterday yeah yes yesterday was a lot so yesterday was the day we actually

00:06:44.540 got married but we we set this up as like a four-day extravaganza for the guests uh because

00:06:49.940 i've been privileged and and blessed in my life to say i have made a amount of money that is

00:06:58.920 pretty comfortable and one thing i enjoy spending that money on is experiences

00:07:04.500 and if i can provide we can provide this four-day weekend wedding extravaganza experience for the

00:07:11.620 people we love most in our lives and and memories do you want to share your meltdown

00:07:15.340 well which meltdown i just i do want to melt down which one which one several i i do have

00:07:20.660 multiple i just i just want to say just because there are i meltdown which one the one where you

00:07:25.980 were like about the money here about the money it's just so much money dude like i spent

00:07:33.060 two like a lot of how much did you spend how much did you spend on the wedding i'll be honest with 0.90

00:07:39.100 you dude i'll be fucking i'm just gonna look i put my life out there for people to judge and 0.94

00:07:44.220 comment on and here's my experience and take it for what you will 0.99

00:07:48.400 i spent an irresponsible amount of money let's get a number out there 0.83

00:07:54.060 that's insane well shout out fucking prime the best hydration planet or beverage on the planet 0.97

00:07:59.640 perfect hydration planet perfect drink perfect drink logan to wash down tents 0.95

00:08:04.080 while we're doing it meta glasses are here uh non-sponsored actually not sponsored at all

00:08:10.660 we're capturing the whole wedding on them though anyways uh but uh yeah the meltdown was just like 0.86

00:08:14.920 uh dude it's a lot it's a lot of money and i uh and my my accounting team was like what the fuck 0.52

00:08:20.320 are you doing and i was like i don't i don't really know i do have to just call you out for 0.77

00:08:23.640 one second sorry because we we really do all appreciate your generosity to this weekend right

00:08:29.000 what but it but it is worth noting that everyone who's here

00:08:34.580 they did have to pay for half of their hotel rooms i'm not so so before you do the whole

00:08:41.140 get in here get in here get in here get in here come on in here so no so as mike is saying so

00:08:47.840 when i was looking at the price of this hotel i was like man you know what we're gonna do

00:08:51.500 we're not gonna do wedding gifts he's having a meltdown he's been having a meltdown for the 0.82

00:08:56.380 past 60 fucking days and this should be good we were also told to not have him on the podcast 0.95

00:09:01.340 because he may become a liability i got it all right hold on let me let me finish giving this 0.99

00:09:05.700 context we said no wedding gifts no wedding gifts your presence is the present who the fuck is 0.98

00:09:11.900 setting up this fucking podcast look at this all we ask you to do is pay for half of the room we'll 0.99

00:09:17.060 cover the other half that's all we asked to do it really helped my budget because it's expensive 0.99

00:09:22.140 but guess what I found out yesterday when I was dancing with everyone I love most 0.98

00:09:27.520 I realized this shit is invaluable this experience is absolutely priceless and every fucking penny 0.99

00:09:36.020 was worth it every penny was worth it I'm literally having the best time of my life 0.99

00:09:41.780 yesterday today this weekend will go down as like one of the most memorable memorable experiences

00:09:47.120 in my life the fact that I get to share it with you and all my friends and family is so special

00:09:51.840 and so that was my experience

00:09:54.740 and I think Jake agrees

00:09:56.340 this has been amazing

00:09:57.820 that's what I said to everyone

00:10:00.460 I was like let's just thank Logan and Nina

00:10:02.640 for making this happen

00:10:03.620 I think everyone's having the best time

00:10:06.980 of their lives and by the way

00:10:08.600 there's like 36 hours

00:10:11.180 we're just warming up

00:10:12.320 that's why I keep telling people

00:10:13.340 we're just warming up

00:10:15.020 Mike's going to Switzerland

00:10:16.040 Mike's going to Switzerland

00:10:18.420 and maybe we can do our dance again 0.99

00:10:21.420 where I don't shit. 0.88

00:10:22.260 Can I ask you guys some questions about last night? 0.99

00:10:24.880 No one saw.

00:10:26.040 No one saw.

00:10:26.520 Well, I'll tell them since they didn't get to see it.

00:10:29.840 Because this is one of the moments of the weekend.

00:10:31.640 I want to ask each of you what your favorite moment was

00:10:34.100 because I saw so many.

00:10:36.140 I saw Logan cry and didn't even think that was possible 0.80

00:10:38.440 unless he had that colorblind thing happening. 0.92

00:10:40.940 And, you know, you've had so many moments.

00:10:43.360 You had some incredible moments.

00:10:44.580 Your speech was just beautiful

00:10:46.400 and touched on such important and impactful tones.

00:10:49.960 It was like, you know,

00:10:51.960 Okay, should we insert it?

00:10:53.960 It was just incredible.

00:10:55.960 Nah, nah, nah, nah.

00:10:57.960 I wanna ask you guys, what was the moment this weekend

00:11:01.960 that you'll remember for the rest of your lives?

00:11:03.960 You gotta pick one moment, which one was it?

00:11:06.960 Wow, that's a great question.

00:11:08.960 I also, I wanna say like, I think in the human experience,

00:11:12.960 there come times where words aren't enough to articulate

00:11:18.960 what you're feeling i certainly feel that way about this weekend is it because you're trashed

00:11:23.540 right now no no no no i'm not yet but i i will be and i promise i promise that um by the end of the

00:11:30.100 night because we're just warming up baby come on uh but nah i i feel i feel like i've just been so

00:11:35.780 special special i'm trying to i'm trying to piece together and what she said just process all of

00:11:40.160 this it's hard my favorite moment when this girl rounded the corner and i saw her in her wedding

00:11:48.600 dressed for the first time and she told me she said i'm gonna try to make you cry and i don't

00:11:52.940 know if you i mean you saw cry i would turn around she said that if you didn't cry she

00:11:56.700 she said if you don't if you don't cry i'm gonna can someone help her she said if you don't cry 0.96

00:12:01.740 i'm gonna turn around and i was like i don't give a fuck i'm not crying i i did my crying when i got 0.98

00:12:06.300 engaged to her you saw i'll just be in my face you saw my proposal video uh i mean like i like 0.98

00:12:14.060 Turned me into a puddle.

00:12:15.040 I was just like so soppy.

00:12:16.900 And I wanted to man up this time. 0.98

00:12:18.980 I thought I was going to fucking man up and just, you know, look at you like a man. 0.99

00:12:23.280 But as soon as I saw you were like fucking 70 feet away, I just started crying. 0.99

00:12:28.460 Whimpering baby. 0.99

00:12:29.500 It was amazing.

00:12:30.380 And you know what's funny?

00:12:31.080 She said if you didn't cry, she would turn around.

00:12:33.120 You did cry and you turned around.

00:12:34.960 I did.

00:12:35.240 Because you didn't want people to see it.

00:12:36.260 So you looked away from the wedding.

00:12:37.960 You're like, Mikey, what do I do?

00:12:38.980 I'm crying.

00:12:39.560 I'm like, keep crying, bro.

00:12:40.680 Let it happen, bro.

00:12:41.640 I know.

00:12:42.160 I know.

00:12:42.580 I know.

00:12:42.880 Yeah, that was my favorite moment.

00:12:44.060 yours naina i have to say like being around everyone that we love and just being able to

00:12:53.040 look out and see every single person here like that's like a part of our family and our chosen

00:12:59.440 family like i obviously love you and i loved seeing you at the altar but this is our weekend

00:13:06.520 and like we'll never never ever like do this again because it's so expensive but also like

00:13:12.580 um we're getting married once um but like it was just being surrounded by love was

00:13:19.300 yeah i feel it yeah yeah super special let's let's get into i would say i was going to deliver

00:13:25.160 favorite moment uh man there's been so many of them it's it's been so beautiful to be a part of

00:13:34.280 um i i honestly think last night when we were like diving into the lake and then at 6 a.m yeah

00:13:41.320 And everyone was like making hella jokes.

00:13:44.320 I mean, I started it.

00:13:46.320 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:13:48.320 Whoa, GP get a trouble.

00:13:49.320 GP coming at you.

00:13:50.320 I think you're right there, GP.

00:13:51.320 You have a mic.

00:13:52.320 There's no mic.

00:13:53.320 It's not a mic.

00:13:54.320 You're not going to be able to talk. 1.00

00:13:55.320 This is fucking crazy. 0.98

00:13:56.320 I got to be able to run this show, boys. 0.99

00:13:58.320 I'm going to share that one.

00:13:59.320 Because I'm going to ask you questions.

00:14:01.320 All right.

00:14:02.320 Get off me, GP.

00:14:04.320 Wait, does he?

00:14:05.320 Is there another?

00:14:06.320 No, but honestly, all right.

00:14:07.320 Since he's here, I think my favorite moment was his speech. 0.99

00:14:09.320 His speech was fucking crazy. 0.99

00:14:10.320 fucking crazy bro i was just crying and yeah it was going up and down he was all over the place 1.00

00:14:15.720 and it was real and genuine wait did i get you teary-eyed i was crying yeah you were making 0.99

00:14:22.000 everyone cry he had boogers coming out of his nose he was really crying yeah i was really crying

00:14:26.920 evan was crying you were crying too is that why you wore sunglasses because you don't want everyone

00:14:30.800 to see you cry dude the last time i really cried was when i buried my dog so i cried i remember

00:14:36.780 We're all sitting around D.O.G.

00:14:39.460 I think Vegas is the last one.

00:14:41.460 It was Vegas afterwards up at the ranch.

00:14:42.800 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:14:43.880 Yeah, I was at the ranch by myself with my vet,

00:14:47.020 doing shots, bawling my eyes out, you know.

00:14:50.660 Wait, did you have to take him behind the barn?

00:14:53.580 No, they, they,

00:14:55.420 Lindsay came to the house,

00:14:56.760 and now they, like, give him a shot to, like,

00:14:59.540 put him asleep.

00:15:00.360 No one cares.

00:15:01.460 Okay, so about the wedding.

00:15:03.640 I know I'm just...

00:15:04.760 and by the way this is very representative of greg's speech last night it it had a really

00:15:11.620 a real trajectory it started off he he mentioned that he was one of the first people to ever help

00:15:16.080 logan backflip and to see him in the wwe doing it on the big screen really made him emotional

00:15:20.480 then jake and then that speech also devolved into its own euthanasia take it behind the bar and 0.97

00:15:25.740 shoot someone when you started talking about logan jerking off to his fiance and all the other stuff 0.99

00:15:30.780 It was absolutely a wild speech. 0.99

00:15:33.080 I think people were really divided, like they always are.

00:15:35.500 You're quite a polarizing figure.

00:15:37.260 What would you rate your speech, 1 to 10?

00:15:40.160 I don't know.

00:15:40.780 I mean.

00:15:41.800 You called me gay several times.

00:15:43.500 Yeah, you did. 0.97

00:15:44.160 By the way, and then sat on my lap.

00:15:45.800 Yeah.

00:15:46.820 Hold on.

00:15:48.040 So, whoa, bro.

00:15:49.560 What's good?

00:15:50.320 If you know that's true, why are you getting this close to me?

00:15:53.360 Yeah, but did you get bricked up?

00:15:55.160 A little bit, right?

00:15:56.400 To be honest.

00:15:57.580 So then he was right. 1.00

00:15:58.520 I'm mad enough to know that even though you're gay, you're not going to make a move on me. 0.99

00:16:03.480 And look, love is love. 0.99

00:16:05.420 If you find it in a dude, if you find it in a chick or whatever, fine.

00:16:08.760 I'm good with it.

00:16:09.460 What did you rate your speech?

00:16:10.520 How did it come out?

00:16:11.300 I don't know.

00:16:11.960 I was nervous. 0.78

00:16:12.980 I kind of thought it sucked.

00:16:14.860 But then afterwards, people were like, oh, great speech. 0.60

00:16:16.680 A couple of dudes were like, bro, the fact that you were saying this, saying that,

00:16:21.520 like, loved it, great.

00:16:23.220 And I don't know.

00:16:25.160 I mean, how would you guys rate it?

00:16:26.260 That's what's more important to me.

00:16:28.100 I think it was perfect.

00:16:28.760 It was 10 out of 10.

00:16:29.300 I think it was perfect.

00:16:30.020 I think you just were yourself, and that's what we needed.

00:16:33.140 Yeah.

00:16:33.400 I think we're definitely probably the rowdiest group, too.

00:16:35.720 It was super solid.

00:16:37.240 I would do really like, like, I don't think anything can be perfect, so 9.5.

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00:19:43.680 I don't even know there's such a thing as D.

00:19:46.760 No, no, no.

00:19:47.420 I mean, like.

00:19:47.940 I can't even get on the C list.

00:19:48.880 Like, I'm not even average.

00:19:49.740 I'm not even passing.

00:19:50.700 I'm failing.

00:19:51.540 Listen to No Safe Words with October and Tony Gonzalez, part of My Cultura Podcast Network.

00:19:56.900 Available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. 1.00

00:20:03.460 I'm not sure the Italians were ready. 1.00

00:20:05.940 I don't think anyone got to eat the wedding cake because Jake just started boxing it. 1.00

00:20:09.080 Yep.

00:20:09.700 Jake just started throwing hands on the wedding cake like it was a heavy bag.

00:20:13.040 Yeah.

00:20:13.260 It just looks so punchable

00:20:16.340 Can I say that? Can I say Gervonta Davis heavy bag?

00:20:19.060 Why would you say that?

00:20:20.060 When does this come out?

00:20:21.440 Next Tuesday

00:20:21.980 No this Tuesday

00:20:23.640 Our announcement is Wednesday

00:20:27.020 Can we please break it here on the show?

00:20:29.720 Let's break it

00:20:30.280 It can't happen

00:20:32.120 Can we put it out Wednesday?

00:20:34.900 No

00:20:35.260 Maybe we can

00:20:37.600 It'd be good clickbait

00:20:38.440 Let's put it out Wednesday

00:20:41.620 and then we can talk about Gervonta Davis.

00:20:43.280 Are you certain it's going out Wednesday?

00:20:45.000 Yes.

00:20:45.520 You're certain?

00:20:46.040 Yeah.

00:20:46.360 Okay, so then say it.

00:20:47.320 I'll say it.

00:20:48.020 You say it.

00:20:49.760 I'm fighting Gervonta Davis on Netflix.

00:20:52.800 Let's go.

00:20:55.480 So this is huge news, by the way.

00:20:57.380 It's massive.

00:20:58.000 Like, I know we're taking it very nonchalantly.

00:20:59.800 This is going to be your next super fight.

00:21:01.860 On Netflix.

00:21:03.280 Yeah, Netflix.

00:21:04.320 Insane.

00:21:05.440 So it's another Netflix fight.

00:21:06.620 November 14th, Netflix. 1.00

00:21:08.540 Holy shit. 0.99

00:21:08.960 It's funny. 0.98

00:21:09.780 like actually you kind of you kind of like pioneered this a little bit the pay-per-view

00:21:14.380 model for combat is is is dying it seems especially now with um the paramount's acquisition of ufc

00:21:20.780 it seems like it seems like free fights may be the way of the future piracy is such a big problem

00:21:26.940 that's that's what it is and i thought you did that with one of your fights where you're you're

00:21:31.000 you're you're going against the piracy what fight was that where i don't know maybe no i mean i i

00:21:37.020 so there's the you know there was like the tv era of boxing then there was the pay-per-view

00:21:42.780 era of boxing and now we're going into the streaming era of boxing so it's just interesting

00:21:49.240 things are weird but i mean shout out to netflix to like believe in it so at what point can we give

00:21:55.440 a shout out to your mom this topic is is really interesting and really clip worthy that's why i

00:22:00.620 keep hammering my questions yeah move on now yeah i mean i mean we can't move on i would just say

00:22:04.480 Jake let me tell you something bro okay and I don't mean to little bro you but but he always 0.99

00:22:10.540 does oh my god younger bro yeah sure whatever the fuck you want he's bigger than you he's 0.98

00:22:19.260 actually bigger than you not height wise yo today today right now you guys get an argument and it 0.99

00:22:23.880 goes down who's winning I mean Jake's wait Jake's on edge bro I think he could he's here's the

00:22:29.860 difference he's capable of like really i'm i don't like i'm not sure i i mean well 0.91

00:22:37.260 like i've already planned this whole this whole this whole shit out like when esme grows up and

00:22:49.780 you know she she introduces me to a boyfriend for the first time i'm not doing the whole 0.96

00:22:53.800 intimidating dad thing like i got a gun in the bedroom son i'm just gonna say

00:22:58.940 I'm going to do it maybe a little bit

00:23:01.760 I did see a picture of her with a little baby boy 0.99

00:23:04.560 And I said who the fuck is that baby boy 1.00

00:23:06.320 Around my baby girl 1.00

00:23:07.260 Get him away 0.66

00:23:08.240 Let's run down on him

00:23:09.920 This guy was pressing his luck

00:23:12.660 But if I was there

00:23:15.180 I'd do this a little bit

00:23:16.460 He couldn't have been older than 12 months old

00:23:20.060 I had a problem with him 1.00

00:23:20.820 He fucked up 0.99

00:23:22.380 But look I'm going to do this 1.00

00:23:24.960 I'm going to do this

00:23:26.820 I'm going to say son

00:23:27.960 you know i needless to say you need to treat my daughter with respect i'm going to tell you one

00:23:33.980 thing i'm not the problem and i'm not the one you got to worry about her uncle is jake paul 0.99

00:23:38.740 so tread lightly son we're always putting it on you because you because you're a psychopath and 0.95

00:23:44.500 i think that's been exhibited this whole weekend it's great bro you can go you can go my boys got 0.98

00:23:50.500 an i didn't know you had an engine like this when do you have to turn the engine off for this fight

00:23:54.620 like when do you have to come back down to earth because you are in outer space

00:23:58.580 you've been on a bender what are they talking about he's like at gg

00:24:04.920 i don't understand liberal oh my god are you guys talking no all right let me put in some

00:24:13.980 words you would understand hey brother when are you gonna put the bruise down

00:24:16.600 when are you gonna start training again man i'm always training dog alcohol is part of the training

00:24:22.220 Is that biceps?

00:24:24.480 Personality, character, willing to die. 1.00

00:24:28.600 The fuck, bro? 1.00

00:24:29.740 You mentioned that in your speech. 1.00

00:24:31.200 If I'm willing to die, then I'm going to be a great boxer.

00:24:35.040 So what's up?

00:24:36.900 Let's go to the edges of life.

00:24:38.880 Oh, yeah.

00:24:39.480 I'm going to max out life.

00:24:42.060 Hottest fiance.

00:24:43.900 Most money.

00:24:45.180 Would you fight over that?

00:24:46.060 No, no, no. 1.00

00:24:48.000 I'm fucking doing all this shit. 1.00

00:24:50.860 Boxing, all this shit. 1.00

00:24:52.220 Yeah, let me turn down the partying. 1.00

00:24:54.440 I'm life-maxing.

00:24:56.100 You actually are, bro.

00:24:57.220 I'm trademarked it.

00:24:58.240 I have said this on this podcast.

00:25:00.460 I'm the most life-maxer there is, so congrats to everybody here.

00:25:05.600 Hey, buddy.

00:25:06.720 Hey, buddy.

00:25:07.720 He's not wrong.

00:25:09.040 I'm the most life-maxer of all time, so you're welcome to be in my presence.

00:25:13.900 The fact that if you have to ask a question, it means they don't understand this.

00:25:17.420 Let me know when you try crack.

00:25:18.460 You're not a life-maxer.

00:25:20.000 You're a beginner. 1.00

00:25:20.880 Oh, because you're going to go to Switzerland tonight and fuck some brothels. 1.00

00:25:25.700 So anyway, I have not been to that brothel. 1.00

00:25:27.380 That's your life maxing.

00:25:28.200 I am not going to that brothel.

00:25:29.340 That's your life maxing.

00:25:30.200 I will call out to people who have been there.

00:25:31.500 I have not been there.

00:25:32.180 Brother.

00:25:32.560 Okay.

00:25:33.300 Life max in the gym too. 1.00

00:25:35.840 The fuck? 1.00

00:25:36.500 I'll bench you. 1.00

00:25:37.340 I'll bench you right now.

00:25:38.440 I'll do it.

00:25:38.660 Let's go to the gym.

00:25:39.440 I do it in all corners.

00:25:41.300 What's your max?

00:25:42.440 Literally, what's your max?

00:25:44.060 More than you, brother.

00:25:45.440 You're right.

00:25:46.080 Okay, they're right.

00:25:46.800 I will say someone did find out there's like a brothel 10 minutes away in Switzerland.

00:25:50.060 Yeah, I know who it was.

00:25:50.700 We do have some guests going there nightly.

00:25:52.240 Okay, I'm going to – I asked all you guys' favorite moments.

00:25:54.980 You can life max in one portion.

00:25:57.480 He is right.

00:25:58.300 I life max.

00:25:59.140 No facts.

00:25:59.660 I'm kidding.

00:26:00.060 He's right.

00:26:00.380 Mike, Mike, Mike.

00:26:01.220 I was with him all – bro, he's – I've said this on this podcast before. 0.51

00:26:05.220 He is one of the most fucking entertaining people on this planet, and it's not a bit.

00:26:09.600 He fought Mike Tyson. 0.87

00:26:11.120 He's rechanging –

00:26:11.580 No, you've got to see him when he's not, like when no one's filming him, bro.

00:26:14.400 No, but I'm just saying life maxing is all the things.

00:26:16.400 I see.

00:26:16.960 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:26:17.580 He's absolutely right.

00:26:18.720 I see.

00:26:18.920 I want to say this.

00:26:19.700 i asked everybody their favorite moment i want to put my favorite moment into the running really

00:26:24.640 quickly there was one moment where i got emotional myself and that was watching the parental dances

00:26:31.780 last night and i i have a really close connection with my mom obviously so watching you and pam

00:26:37.320 nina and her father dance the moment what it meant to you guys as parents really like hit me and made

00:26:43.760 me feel that hit me in the hit me in the soul a little bit so what was that like for you pammy

00:26:47.700 so i had two of those moments dancing with logan and walking him to the altar to marry

00:26:55.780 the love of his life that was amazing and it it's still surreal like this whole thing is surreal

00:27:03.460 so it was it meant everything like it was um you won't get many moments like that i don't

00:27:09.800 i won't probably so hey hey back hey back i've been here unless you want to dance again like

00:27:14.780 tonight because we're going to do a redo.

00:27:16.260 How can we get him a mic?

00:27:17.640 I think the craziest

00:27:18.840 that I think one of the

00:27:20.700 Oh, come sit here. Squeeze in.

00:27:24.060 I think one of the

00:27:25.400 most like

00:27:26.940 I did this wrong.

00:27:28.860 No, no, no.

00:27:31.100 One of the most crazy moments

00:27:33.320 like where I realized

00:27:35.480 how nuts this whole thing

00:27:37.560 was, was when

00:27:39.140 we were about to walk the aisle

00:27:41.740 and

00:27:42.500 uh someone was holding esme and like you said to her like someone's gonna walk you down the aisle

00:27:54.000 one day and i was just like that's wild to think about how did she respond yeah she went i think

00:28:01.580 she went like goo or got actually she said she said she goes she goes day is that like a firm

00:28:07.420 like an affirmative like she gets what you're saying that's her new word she just discovered

00:28:11.220 she goes day uh uh yo batch is here shout out batch is here unbelievable absolutely

00:28:32.660 tell me what just happened right there no no no what's happening yeah i think that

00:28:39.380 that was hey zoom in on dylan's face i want everyone to see dylan

00:28:46.180 yeah it's for tv or whatever oh i remember that now uh congratulations to to you two oh

00:28:54.260 thanks thanks bro that's the best wedding i've ever been to thank you how many weddings you've

00:28:57.940 been to i've been to jake's and oh my lord is you just looking at me but no honestly she has fire 0.98

00:29:08.180 were coming out of her eye jake's jake's real fiance isn't looking she doesn't give a fuck 0.84

00:29:12.680 honestly honestly it was beautiful it was uh it was uh expensive um for everyone for everyone 0.97

00:29:22.220 but like look at this backdrop it looks like it looks like we're in a it feels like a movie

00:29:28.880 you know what i mean i was telling amanda amanda cerny's here i was telling her it feels like 0.93

00:29:33.060 white lotus it feels like white lotus who's gonna die who's gonna die i got bad news about the black 0.99

00:29:42.700 character he broke his hand punching the same he broke his fucking hand wait what yeah he broke 1.00

00:29:53.580 his hand punching the cake he tried to punch the cake he broke his hand hey i've got two shirts up 0.99

00:29:58.920 on wwe shopping fanatics right now i hate logan paul yes i'm the one behind it and still humble

00:30:05.140 because after all i am your humble king and i'm gonna stay humble because i'm just that humble

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00:32:03.580 all think about, but just don't say it out loud.

00:32:05.580 I hate that job.

00:32:06.500 You're probably just going to meet with some rich guy and he's going to whisk you away

00:32:09.200 and I'll never see you again.

00:32:11.720 Would you say a D-list actor?

00:32:15.180 D?

00:32:17.160 I don't even know there's such a thing as D.

00:32:19.000 No, no, no.

00:32:19.660 I mean like...

00:32:20.160 I can't even get on the C-list.

00:32:21.100 Like I'm not even average.

00:32:21.960 I'm not even passing.

00:32:22.920 I'm failing.

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00:32:35.100 Back to the show.

00:32:36.200 He really wants to acknowledge Mike's mom.

00:32:37.820 I don't know what this is.

00:32:38.620 Yeah, what's your deal?

00:32:39.180 You have the mic. 0.99

00:32:39.660 Do you have a crush on her or some shit? 0.99

00:32:41.620 Where's Robert? 1.00

00:32:42.220 She's here.

00:32:43.520 Because she put up, she's the reason Mike's here. 0.99

00:32:47.540 And because of her, Mike's your friend who got you through a lot of shit. 0.99

00:32:51.560 so ultimately we all gotta thank her because putting up with the bullshit that she she had to 0.99

00:32:58.000 deal with him it's very true so hard on her beyond anything anybody will know unless you've 0.99

00:33:04.680 dealt with an addict and and carried him through shit hey hey that was that was kind of you kind 0.95

00:33:10.300 of just said something nice correct that was actually very very one of the nicest things 0.97

00:33:13.340 you said something nice about mike just there in a roundabout way yeah no more but i don't care

00:33:17.200 about me my mother's the most no no no no stop she went into town that was insane i can't believe

00:33:22.540 i just witnessed my mother's my favorite person as you know on the planet shout out to robin

00:33:26.760 she does not go on these type of trips i i i really brought her here first class i put her

00:33:33.880 in the nice room we did the dresses we did everything right she's enjoying herself so

00:33:37.620 much and it makes me so happy to have my mom here and by the way thank you for inviting her for

00:33:42.040 passing that invite to her.

00:33:43.580 Boring.

00:33:44.740 Because she loves you guys like an extended family.

00:33:49.460 Boring.

00:33:51.040 Keep yapping.

00:33:52.640 I thank her for being the mom that she was.

00:33:54.640 Thank you, Greg.

00:33:55.820 Congrats, everybody. 0.99

00:33:57.160 Let's talk about sad and emotional shit. 0.99

00:33:59.740 I need his mom in the background there. 1.00

00:34:01.760 Keep doing it.

00:34:03.780 No, no, no, Dylan, you leave her right where she is.

00:34:06.300 That means a lot to be honest. 0.99

00:34:07.200 You leave her right the fuck where she is. 0.97

00:34:08.620 I love my mom. 0.99

00:34:09.280 That's Anna Mehta.

00:34:10.580 That's the Danish queen.

00:34:12.040 that's the danish queen she's vibing hard thank you i've never said that was a sick story

00:34:20.340 yes ma'am yes ma'am you know she asked to marry me today she said will you marry me next

00:34:28.080 i said unfortunately ma'am i've gotten married to your daughter

00:34:31.860 come sit down come hang out batch i gotta say i gotta say yes and jake i'm sure you feel this 0.99

00:34:38.520 as well, bro, seeing you, Amanda, Johannes, the old 1600s, Wampa, oh my fucking God, 0.79

00:34:46.920 oh my God, you have no idea what happened with us last night, no, Wampa won the award 0.91

00:34:51.340 for most drunk, we gave out little trophies, this one's still up for grabs, by the way,

00:34:54.820 wedding MVP, Jake, you're in the running, bro, it's very strong, here's the thing, here's

00:35:01.840 thing oh wow look it went right on a river raft you want to know what wampa did last night 0.98

00:35:11.520 this is the most insane shit ever can we tell it yes so it's like 6 a.m and we've been pounding 0.98

00:35:22.200 fucking alcohol and we're all just in a room like in a little kitchen and we're all just hanging out 0.99

00:35:31.460 and he like goes like this like limp he goes limp and we're all just like because everyone is doing 0.99

00:35:40.880 funny shit so we're like ah he's joking hey also you're hanging out with uh michael philippo 0.97

00:35:45.920 one of the rocker twins who's exactly insane fucking maniac uh put in the clip now of like 0.99

00:35:51.160 i was carrying him on my back last night like whatever it's just been going down here but 0.99

00:35:57.640 wampas like leaned over right and like we're like oh he's just being a dumbass and then like two 0.59

00:36:05.000 minutes go by and he like is still hanging in there and then like we start like grabbing him 0.89

00:36:12.520 we're like yo wake up bro like wake up and he wouldn't wake up just limp limp and he like fell

00:36:20.120 over to the ground and i was like yo oh my god like this is one of those moments yappy yeah

00:36:28.660 this is one of the this is one of the moments where like everyone's hanging out and then like

00:36:43.120 the one celebrity dies and we're all in the news we're all in the news all of a sudden this is

00:36:48.740 where it becomes white lotus and so i'm literally like oh my god this kid's dead 0.92

00:36:54.160 holy shit and like four of us actually like sobered up instantly and we were like 0.75

00:37:03.560 oh my god yo wampa wampa's dead and i start checking his pulse and there was like still a 0.94

00:37:12.460 pulse but i was like oh my god like what do we do and i told someone to like start calling some 1.00

00:37:17.920 shit and this motherfucker this motherfucker goes you pussy motherfuckers don't die with a fucking 1.00

00:37:28.040 die wait didn't he get an award yeah what award did he got most drunk most drunk he was broke 1.00

00:37:35.480 but not like he he wasn't uh out of pocket too drunk no he was he but he was really you should

00:37:43.600 have an out-of-pocket award yeah that's true oh carl oh is that what mvp is i'll tell you yeah

00:37:50.280 carl would win technically there's another i think i think no no no no no let's be honest 0.97

00:37:55.400 pat i think you'd fuck i think you'd probably win the out-of-pocket but we're it's all good 0.86

00:37:59.800 you're a great you're a great producer of pdf so you got a full pass you clip you clip this 0.99

00:38:06.680 podcast great we're gonna put that one in our pocket all right just chalk it up onto the next

00:38:11.760 maybe just not again hey hey michael michael can you can you join us really quickly i want to make

00:38:16.080 a video for your brother no no it's yeah i just i just i want to i want to tell your brother

00:38:21.680 something all right so this so man so many guests here it's like we can't even we can't even filter 0.70

00:38:26.240 through everyone who's fucking is sick with these guys made uh that that film talked to me they 0.93

00:38:30.800 started on youtube one of the best horror movies i've ever seen and now bring her back bring her 0.99

00:38:34.240 back yeah so look bro i i love the philipu twins like i've been making contact they wrestled on

00:38:40.640 We wrestled on our show and smashed each other.

00:38:42.640 One of the best moments in the Pulse of history

00:38:44.980 with this guy and his brother.

00:38:46.440 So, yo, I did what any friend would do.

00:38:50.360 I invited him and his brother to our wedding, 1.00

00:38:53.700 but lo and behold, I only see fucking one Raka. 1.00

00:38:58.380 I only see one Raka. 0.99

00:38:59.380 Where's the other Raka? 0.99

00:39:00.520 Hey, Michael, where the fuck is Danny? 1.00

00:39:04.460 Well, now you know who the better twin is. 0.99

00:39:06.960 There can only be one good twin. 1.00

00:39:08.380 Danny's a fucking dog. 1.00

00:39:10.060 He's pretending that he has, like, press to do for our movie, 1.00

00:39:13.080 but he just didn't want to come, bro.

00:39:14.360 He didn't want to come, bro.

00:39:16.200 Make a video for him.

00:39:17.060 This will be the fourth one we make right now.

00:39:19.020 Hey, Danny, just a reminder.

00:39:21.420 Why didn't he want to come? 1.00

00:39:22.300 Fuck you. 1.00

00:39:23.260 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:39:24.380 Why didn't he want to come?

00:39:26.580 We're here on Impulsive, everyone, and... 1.00

00:39:29.020 Danny, fuck you. 1.00

00:39:30.300 Fuck you, Danny. 1.00

00:39:31.460 What the hell, bro? 1.00

00:39:32.660 We don't fuck with you at all, Danny. 1.00

00:39:34.420 Hey, I never met you, but fuck you. 1.00

00:39:36.180 that's like that's like the fifth video we've seen for real just saying fuck you it's heated 1.00

00:39:44.680 it's heat i mean bro things are intense things are intense here that we hit the extremes you 0.98

00:39:49.380 should have heard jake's speech jake's brother's speech about about me getting married i just like

00:39:54.860 oh my god i can't believe these words actually came out of a person's i knew it was bad when

00:39:59.140 GP went up to take the

00:40:01.300 stairs. That's when I knew it was

00:40:03.420 bad. Hold on, hold on. I heard

00:40:05.260 Jake's speech on the

00:40:07.260 jet that he had potentially

00:40:09.120 talked about, and that was

00:40:11.120 super dark. I showed him the

00:40:13.260 rated R version.

00:40:13.680 I showed him the rated R version.

00:40:18.000 It started

00:40:19.420 off good. It started off really good.

00:40:21.580 Oh my gosh, it's going good.

00:40:23.000 We're getting a little bit dark, a little bit of

00:40:25.220 humor, buzz and chops, but

00:40:27.160 like okay if it goes too far we can't turn it back so i'm like all right let's no no i can't be

00:40:33.320 respectful i was super respectful and then jake goes i wasn't gonna go at the end i wasn't gonna

00:40:37.640 go there i'm like all right cool but i didn't know oh yeah i got a question about your speech

00:40:42.200 yeah was the end improvised because of gp or was the end no no i was always gonna do that

00:40:47.720 I had four more jokes.

00:40:50.900 Yeah, tell him here, man.

00:40:52.980 No, but I was always going to put the phone down

00:40:59.700 and then speak from my heart at the end.

00:41:01.960 But I had four more jokes. 0.99

00:41:03.500 But you're honestly such a fucking liberal for what you're talking about. 0.99

00:41:07.880 Well, your dad took the mic. 1.00

00:41:09.500 Shit's so lame, bro. 1.00

00:41:12.220 As soon as I heard him start giving out the stats on divorces, 1.00

00:41:15.300 I was like, okay, yeah, this is not a usual.

00:41:17.000 That was a good one.

00:41:17.860 This is not going to be a usual wedding speech.

00:41:19.840 That was good.

00:41:20.360 It was up pretty dark.

00:41:21.380 Oh, that was good.

00:41:22.480 That was good.

00:41:22.980 That actually was.

00:41:23.820 He said the divorce rate is 75%.

00:41:26.600 And then you yelled out, you're like, no, it's 50.

00:41:28.660 50.

00:41:29.120 Well, it's 75.

00:41:30.320 It's a 75 now.

00:41:31.140 Don't talk about that part.

00:41:32.280 What is it after?

00:41:32.900 But then he said, but me and Logan always beat the odds.

00:41:35.200 That was awesome.

00:41:36.160 That was awesome. 0.99

00:41:36.840 That was fucking fire, bro. 0.99

00:41:38.120 That was awesome. 0.99

00:41:41.020 Still fucking insane, but it was awesome.

00:41:43.520 I really just believe there's a lot of value in being entertained. 0.75

00:41:47.000 and i just i found it very funny i wasn't like offended by any of it and that's that there's

00:41:53.840 more than that but i just thought it was so fucking funny i felt like it was it was a speech

00:41:58.920 from brother to brother yeah yeah that's what it felt like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah because by the 0.98

00:42:05.320 way bro by the way if anyone said that shit besides you like not not cool you know what i'm 0.99

00:42:11.620 saying but but you're bro you're my you're my brother bro you could you could say fucking 0.99

00:42:17.020 anything i'm like okay okay all right oh you want to hear the rated r 0.98

00:42:21.800 tell me tell me i ran back past mike i go hey jeff's saying actually say this in his speech 0.71

00:42:29.400 and mike's like no fucking way don't you even say that he's like don't you say that i'm like bro i'm 0.98

00:42:34.400 just i made all this up jeff didn't agree jeff didn't say this i'm just fucking with you he's 0.96

00:42:39.420 He's like, all right, cool. 0.77

00:42:40.300 He's like, because GP, I can see you saying that.

00:42:42.720 And I'm like, no, I'm not going to say that.

00:42:45.460 Yeah.

00:42:46.120 Do some quick revisions before these guys go up.

00:42:48.740 You got lit up.

00:42:50.380 I'm like, all right.

00:42:51.500 Listen, I've been trying.

00:42:52.400 I've been working this whole, I don't know if you noticed this or not,

00:42:54.320 but I've been working this entire weekend.

00:42:55.980 You really have.

00:42:56.660 This has been 100% like work to me the whole weekend.

00:42:58.420 You really have.

00:42:58.740 Anytime a crowd needs to be moved, Mike, move the crowd, get on the mic,

00:43:02.400 emcee the speeches.

00:43:03.780 Hey, Mike, why don't you officiate the wedding, marry these two people,

00:43:06.820 husband and life, husband and life.

00:43:08.760 Do a groomsman speech

00:43:10.660 Hey, we love 10-10 burgers

00:43:12.040 Have them cater

00:43:12.720 Run that whole system

00:43:13.720 Hey, hey, hold on a second

00:43:14.700 I gotta say something

00:43:15.740 Oh my god

00:43:16.240 Your burgers last night

00:43:17.580 Unbelievable

00:43:18.580 Actually a 10 out of 10 burger 0.99

00:43:21.800 The best fucking burger I've had in my entire existence 0.99

00:43:24.340 Mike, I had three 0.99

00:43:25.440 I had three, Mike

00:43:26.980 Hey, if you need better breath after you eat them

00:43:28.800 Try this stuff right here

00:43:29.760 Breath death?

00:43:30.180 What's that?

00:43:30.700 What is this?

00:43:31.240 Here's one thing you want to point out

00:43:32.240 No matter what event

00:43:33.080 Tell me about this product

00:43:33.940 It's called Breath Death

00:43:35.120 They're zinc-activated peppermint crystals

00:43:37.460 that clean your mouth as you feel that popping sensation.

00:43:41.280 It's a beautiful product that is now available on the website,

00:43:44.580 which is in the link in the description.

00:43:46.280 I know, I'll tell you, the reason I can talk about it so freely

00:43:48.840 is both Logan and Jake will make money off of it

00:43:51.440 because they're both invested in the company.

00:43:52.880 We are investors, we're investors in the company.

00:43:53.700 I believe the first ever product that both brothers invested in.

00:43:56.880 Hashtag, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:58.140 A nickel-sized pound.

00:44:00.960 That's good.

00:44:02.040 Thank you.

00:44:02.620 No, see, no matter what the event is,

00:44:04.760 somehow Mike turns it into about him.

00:44:07.060 There we go.

00:44:07.480 This is the Greg I know.

00:44:08.680 This is the Greg I know. 1.00

00:44:09.640 Yeah, keep shitting on. 1.00

00:44:10.980 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:11.520 It can be Logan and Ian's wedding, but somehow.

00:44:14.180 Oh, yeah.

00:44:15.360 He had to work so hard.

00:44:17.240 I did.

00:44:18.340 Oh, I had to talk to people and do burgers. 1.00

00:44:21.860 Yeah, Mike puts it a fuck for him. 0.99

00:44:23.580 I was up all night making my burgers. 1.00

00:44:26.180 Go fucking go to WW Burger, whatever the fuck that was. 1.00

00:44:28.960 It was him talking about him jerking off to her. 1.00

00:44:31.580 Show us your titties and speeches. 1.00

00:44:33.100 You almost ruined the wedding. 1.00

00:44:34.400 I had to hold it the fuck together. 0.99

00:44:35.520 I'm not complaining, though. 0.95

00:44:36.480 I'm sweating. I've been sweating all the fuck. We get 110 fucking degrees out. Okay. Okay. This is hard fucking work. Okay. Oh my God. We can't all just life max. I'm life max. Too busy life maxing right now. I'm life maxing right now. And with you guys jerking off titties, fighting, killing. It's just like two cavemen on one couch. 0.97

00:44:53.060 Can you give the context for the titties?

00:44:54.720 I think it's important. 0.93

00:44:55.980 Show us the titties, man.

00:44:57.040 I'm like, dude, Abby, he gives a speech after his,

00:45:00.160 her dad gives a speech.

00:45:01.120 Her dad's like, it's all love.

00:45:02.720 I love we're from, we're from Denmark

00:45:04.780 and Denmark is all about love

00:45:06.620 and my daughter has the honor to marry this man 0.97

00:45:10.140 and then he's like, show us your titties. 1.00

00:45:12.280 Jerk off right here at the wedding. 0.99

00:45:14.280 I'm like, bro. 0.84

00:45:15.520 Was it the Lana Rhodes joke? 1.00

00:45:16.880 God dang it, what the fuck? 1.00

00:45:18.760 Was it the Lana Rhodes joke? 1.00

00:45:20.560 That was fucking crazy. 0.99

00:45:21.900 I don't owe in your speech. 1.00

00:45:23.800 No, that was funny.

00:45:24.520 That was funny.

00:45:25.340 That was funny.

00:45:26.160 All right, walking down the aisle.

00:45:28.080 I was holding Esme, and she was, like, screaming and crying.

00:45:34.540 Marianne was there, the nanny.

00:45:37.980 And, bro, as soon as I started walking, she stopped crying.

00:45:43.820 Whoa.

00:45:44.380 And I wiped her tears, and we got all the way down the aisle, like, perfectly.

00:45:48.720 And then she started crying again.

00:45:50.360 There it is.

00:45:50.840 Yeah.

00:45:51.200 There it is. 0.98

00:45:52.700 Yeah, she really wants her mama, mostly.

00:45:56.840 These two have the most insane connection in the world.

00:46:00.420 They love each other.

00:46:01.680 I know you were made out of wedlock, but that's okay.

00:46:04.500 That's okay.

00:46:05.100 Wait, last night wasn't the first time you guys had sex? 0.81

00:46:08.080 High five? 0.96

00:46:08.580 You guys got married last night. 0.99

00:46:09.760 You couldn't have had sex before. 0.71

00:46:10.760 Marriage in the eyes of God, that's a very serious sin.

00:46:12.620 My parents are here.

00:46:14.280 My parents are here.

00:46:15.200 So are Ninas, by the way.

00:46:16.940 By the way, you should have heard my mom. 0.99

00:46:18.220 Pam, what is this crap? 1.00

00:46:19.480 Do you know about this? 1.00

00:46:20.400 They're supposed to

00:46:22.840 I will say

00:46:24.260 It is pretty

00:46:25.420 I know you're not

00:46:26.120 According to the Bible

00:46:27.760 Supposed to have a child

00:46:28.660 Out of wedlock

00:46:29.260 But the fact that my

00:46:30.280 10 and a half month

00:46:31.080 Year old

00:46:31.700 Or 10 and a half month

00:46:33.240 10 and a half month

00:46:34.540 Old daughter

00:46:35.180 Could see us

00:46:36.720 Get married

00:46:37.360 Is like

00:46:37.760 It was pretty cool

00:46:39.060 Like the fact that she's here

00:46:40.020 Right now is

00:46:40.620 Pretty cool

00:46:41.400 Yeah

00:46:41.720 Logan just from a

00:46:42.900 Navigation standpoint

00:46:43.960 And a cycling standpoint

00:46:45.540 Might we involve

00:46:46.320 The two guests

00:46:46.900 Just a little bit

00:46:47.460 And maybe cycle

00:46:48.120 Some people in

00:46:48.680 And out of the show

00:46:49.300 It's just Batch

00:46:50.080 We haven't seen Batch in years

00:46:51.360 Batch is doing movies

00:46:53.000 I had a lot to say

00:46:54.820 And Pam has said nothing

00:46:55.980 And this other wonderful woman

00:46:58.120 Has said nothing

00:46:58.820 Hey, can I just say

00:47:00.080 Congratulations to you two

00:47:01.940 Of course

00:47:02.300 And Esme

00:47:03.060 And I'm very happy that

00:47:04.800 You made the union

00:47:06.360 For Esme

00:47:07.620 And now you

00:47:08.280 Are official for her

00:47:10.000 Yeah

00:47:10.460 Yeah

00:47:10.960 Thank you, Mama

00:47:12.400 Pam, Pam, Pam

00:47:13.020 Thank you, Pam

00:47:13.500 Thank you, Pam

00:47:14.480 Thank you, Pam 0.99

00:47:15.780 I mean, shit, bro 0.99

00:47:17.740 What's life in LA? 1.00

00:47:18.880 you've been robbed yet uh three times fire yeah hell yeah they always do it when we're out of

00:47:23.560 town why is that because you post on your stories and they did they did the same so what was that

00:47:29.120 like was that fun for you well it's crazy because i live my life kind of low-key so i don't have

00:47:33.000 nothing in my house so they didn't get same as me yeah no they got they got stuff from you they

00:47:37.820 got that louis bag yeah well we oh my god imagine caring about a louis bag you guys are poor

00:47:46.340 Michael, Michael, bro, let's be honest, dude.

00:47:49.360 Move a seat in quick.

00:47:50.400 Hey, Michael, I have to know. 1.00

00:47:52.000 Fucking peasants. 1.00

00:47:52.700 What's it like going from a YouTuber... 1.00

00:47:54.920 God damn it. 0.99

00:47:56.440 Going from a YouTuber... 1.00

00:47:57.760 You already asked them this before.

00:47:58.940 Last show.

00:47:59.340 ...to like a traditional, successful Hollywood director.

00:48:04.740 It feels exactly the same.

00:48:06.700 I've actually got a bone to pick. 0.99

00:48:08.280 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:48:09.500 At this wedding, actually. 1.00

00:48:10.460 I think I know what this bone is.

00:48:11.980 You know what this bone is?

00:48:12.660 I think I know.

00:48:13.500 And I think I know because we've had this entire conversation already.

00:48:15.980 Let's do it again.

00:48:17.320 So who won last man standing last night?

00:48:20.320 Oh, no, no, no.

00:48:20.960 It's a different bone.

00:48:21.520 Okay.

00:48:22.120 Eugene.

00:48:22.480 Oh, yes.

00:48:23.460 Okay.

00:48:23.860 So who won last man standing?

00:48:25.760 Eugene did.

00:48:26.800 It's kind of a lie, though.

00:48:28.120 Wait, tell me why.

00:48:29.060 So I was the last man standing last night. 1.00

00:48:30.960 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:48:32.120 I stood up above everybody else. 1.00

00:48:35.860 I was the last man fucking standing. 1.00

00:48:38.780 And that bald motherfucker. 1.00

00:48:41.020 Where's the bald guy? 1.00

00:48:42.300 Where's Eugene? 0.75

00:48:42.880 That's his girl.

00:48:43.520 That's his girl.

00:48:44.680 She's holding a trophy.

00:48:45.980 I heard about this you were up to what time? Honestly, he was more locked in

00:49:07.020 Everyone else was being like fucking weird 0.99

00:49:11.020 It was just me and him, you two are dangerous, we're dangerous 0.96

00:49:18.740 At 8 o'clock, everyone's like, oh, it sounded like, kind of like, you know, floating away, disappearing 1.00

00:49:24.740 Then this bald motherfucker, where is he? 0.99

00:49:27.120 Eugene, yeah, where is he? 1.00

00:49:28.120 He's a traffic cop

00:49:29.120 Yo, he's a traffic cop

00:49:31.200 Oh, there he is, there he is

00:49:32.620 He's walking up right now 1.00

00:49:33.880 He's a fucking traffic cop 0.99

00:49:36.460 Bring him on just for this combo, bring Eugene 1.00

00:49:39.960 Eugenie, Eugenie, Eugenie, Eugenie.

00:49:41.960 Eugenie, come here.

00:49:43.960 Yeah, he is.

00:49:45.960 Come here, bro. 0.99

00:49:47.960 He's a violent.

00:49:49.960 I don't know. I don't know guys. Is this Danny?

00:49:51.960 Come defend yourself.

00:49:53.960 No, it's Michael. It's Michael.

00:49:55.960 Sorry, wrong brother. I'm sorry.

00:49:57.960 Yo, right away I should smack you for that. 0.53

00:49:59.960 For what? 0.83

00:50:01.960 For misgendering him.

00:50:03.960 I didn't misgender him. He misgendered me. 0.62

00:50:05.960 No, no, no. You called him Danny.

00:50:07.960 I called him Michael, there's proof.

00:50:10.800 I went to bed two hours ago.

00:50:12.340 Oh my God, I'm gonna put you down.

00:50:13.960 I had a quick nap two hours ago

00:50:15.400 and that's when you gave the awards out.

00:50:16.880 Oh!

00:50:17.720 And speaking of both the people, where's GSP?

00:50:20.140 Where is GSP?

00:50:21.140 Where is GSP? 0.99

00:50:21.960 GSP was gonna fucking eat him. 0.99

00:50:23.140 Because GSP voted him in. 0.99

00:50:24.760 Yeah, he did.

00:50:25.600 And GSP saw the evidence.

00:50:26.600 George said to him.

00:50:27.440 Wait, wait, wait, wait, Michael. 1.00

00:50:28.820 Okay, look, I give out the fucking awards. 0.99

00:50:31.420 This is important to me and Eugene, bro. 0.99

00:50:32.800 No, no, I think he lied.

00:50:33.640 I think he lied.

00:50:34.480 I think he lied.

00:50:35.320 Mike, can you prove it?

00:50:36.160 Do you have receipts?

00:50:37.160 Can you prove it?

00:50:38.000 What were you doing from eight to 10 a.m.?

00:50:40.640 What were you doing?

00:50:41.420 I was posting on my Instagram stuff.

00:50:42.860 Where?

00:50:43.700 On my Instagram.

00:50:44.540 So you posted, so live.

00:50:45.380 I posted, I've got screenshots.

00:50:46.540 So the post is live, there's digital proof.

00:50:49.300 Okay, so everyone went away.

00:50:50.820 He's like, oh, I'm going to bed,

00:50:51.960 which I have proof of, him walking out the door.

00:50:54.000 Right.

00:50:54.840 And you went to sleep and I walked right back.

00:50:56.920 And I said, I'm the last guy, I'm the last guy.

00:50:59.760 Cause you, nobody said there are rules.

00:51:01.320 There are rules.

00:51:02.240 But definitely like, if he's awake still,

00:51:04.600 if he's awake still,

00:51:06.480 Cause I got proof, cause I got screen.

00:51:08.480 No, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

00:51:10.480 Logan, Logan, everyone, this is really important.

00:51:12.980 Hey, you were, you were posting.

00:51:16.480 Mike, Mike, hold on. Let me, let me, let me help you guys.

00:51:18.580 This is a shitty match.

00:51:19.580 I'm not going to lie. He was the most locked in. 0.98

00:51:21.580 I'm still locked in.

00:51:23.080 No, that's what I'm saying.

00:51:24.080 He was locked in.

00:51:25.080 Defend your title tonight.

00:51:26.080 You were just complaining.

00:51:27.080 Complaining?

00:51:28.080 You have victim syndrome, Mike.

00:51:30.080 You might have to defend your title tonight, bro.

00:51:32.080 Oh, he's got it. 1.00

00:51:33.080 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:51:34.080 He's rubbing it in your face. 1.00

00:51:35.080 Does that hurt you seeing him with that?

00:51:36.280 Does that hurt you seeing him with that?

00:51:38.300 And it's GSP's fault that he's got it.

00:51:40.280 Can you read this?

00:51:42.420 Last man standing.

00:51:45.200 And guess who's holding it?

00:51:46.180 I know you were.

00:51:47.160 I know you were.

00:51:49.000 Can I ask you both a question?

00:51:51.780 Michael, both of you guys,

00:51:53.320 who was the last person to leave a common area,

00:51:56.200 not go to sleep?

00:51:57.560 Me.

00:51:58.080 To leave?

00:51:59.020 That's the metric.

00:51:59.880 He got the picture.

00:52:00.760 He says he has proof.

00:52:01.980 This is what he did.

00:52:03.320 What's your name?

00:52:04.060 We don't even know your name.

00:52:05.220 Oh, my God.

00:52:05.860 Hey, also, also, Michael, he's a cop, he's a cop, he's a cop, he's a cop, he's not a cop, he directs traffic.

00:52:21.720 Yo, yo, Logan, Frank's getting mad, and he's actually mad.

00:52:27.700 Frank's mad.

00:52:29.580 Turn over. 1.00

00:52:31.360 You're a fucking traffic cop. 1.00

00:52:33.340 No, I'm not a traffic cop. 1.00

00:52:35.860 Oh my god, you're going too fast.

00:52:37.860 Left turn, left turn only, left turn only. 1.00

00:52:41.860 Damn. 0.99

00:52:42.860 All right, all right, hold on, hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:52:44.860 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:52:45.860 Let's all pump the brakes.

00:52:47.860 Let's all just pump the brakes a little bit.

00:52:49.860 Yeah, GP, please.

00:52:50.860 I just want to point something out.

00:52:51.860 You guys are all super successful in everything you do. 1.00

00:52:53.860 You're all a bunch of fucking retards arguing over who's stayed up latest. 1.00

00:52:57.860 Who's the fucking fuck? 1.00

00:52:58.860 This is a big deal. 1.00

00:52:59.860 This is a big fucking deal. 1.00

00:53:00.860 Look at the trophy. 1.00

00:53:01.860 That's 24 karat.

00:53:03.860 Oh, no, no.

00:53:05.860 You made me relapse.

00:53:08.860 It's soaking into my skin.

00:53:10.860 Stop. 1.00

00:53:11.860 This guy's insane. 0.98

00:53:13.860 Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, take it, Mike, go. 0.97

00:53:16.860 Run, run, run, run.

00:53:18.860 Mike, run.

00:53:19.860 Hey, that's my trophy, my trophy, not yours.

00:53:22.860 I'm the chat.

00:53:23.860 I'm the chat.

00:53:24.860 I was going to end with one thing.

00:53:26.860 Oh, there he is.

00:53:27.860 GSP.

00:53:28.860 Oh, yes.

00:53:29.860 What's up?

00:53:31.860 Yes.

00:53:32.860 Yes.

00:53:33.860 Yes.

00:53:34.860 Yes.

00:53:35.860 Yes.

00:53:36.860 Yes.

00:53:37.860 Yes.

00:53:38.860 Yes.

00:53:39.860 Yes.

00:53:40.860 Yes.

00:53:41.860 Yes.

00:53:42.860 Yes.

00:53:43.860 Yes. 1.00

00:53:44.860 Let's fucking go. 1.00

00:53:45.860 Yes. 0.99

00:53:46.860 High five.

00:53:47.860 Wow.

00:53:48.860 Hey, hey, hey.

00:53:49.860 Should I give it Logan?

00:53:50.860 You betrayed me.

00:53:51.860 Logan, Mike.

00:53:52.860 Dude, I gotta go with the evidence.

00:53:54.860 The evidence showed that.

00:53:56.860 No!

00:53:57.860 No!

00:53:58.860 Logan, did you hear this?

00:53:59.860 No.

00:54:00.860 Wait, does GSP say it one more time?

00:54:02.860 Does he have a mic? 1.00

00:54:03.860 Damn. 0.99

00:54:04.860 Eugene, can you give him the mic? 0.99

00:54:05.860 He just corroborated.

00:54:06.860 We got it, we got it. 1.00

00:54:07.860 Holy shit. 1.00

00:54:08.860 He's saying he got evidence. 0.99

00:54:09.860 Hey, quickly.

00:54:10.860 Now we're cooking.

00:54:11.860 I wish we were.

00:54:12.860 Show, we're cooking. 1.00

00:54:13.860 We're fucking cooking. 1.00

00:54:14.860 This is what you want. 1.00

00:54:15.860 That was crazy timing.

00:54:16.860 I said, GSP, when you're done with the boat, come pop in the pod.

00:54:20.860 Oh, man. 1.00

00:54:21.860 Damn. 1.00

00:54:22.860 Oh, come pop in the pot. 1.00

00:54:24.120 Oh, man.

00:54:25.600 No, no, no.

00:54:26.860 Logan, Logan.

00:54:27.660 No, no, no, it worked so hard.

00:54:29.360 No, I got a piece.

00:54:30.260 Nah, he was the most locked in, though.

00:54:31.860 I know, I know.

00:54:33.360 I can't believe it.

00:54:35.500 Hey, hey, so.

00:54:36.300 I like it, I like it.

00:54:37.300 You like Orange Chill?

00:54:38.200 Let's go.

00:54:38.800 Thanks, thanks, George.

00:54:39.620 We hydrate you like a Sunday night like we had.

00:54:41.720 Yes, sir.

00:54:42.720 That's crazy, crazy.

00:54:43.720 This is a problem right now. 1.00

00:54:45.320 What the fuck happened? 0.99

00:54:46.620 Who is the winner of this show? 1.00

00:54:47.820 Honestly, guys, this is what I said to fucking Eugene. 1.00

00:54:50.820 No, no, no, shut up, shut up. 1.00

00:54:52.320 No, don't say shut up. 1.00

00:54:53.280 Your mom, your mom. 0.98

00:54:54.400 No, we need to be more polite.

00:54:56.380 But I'm just going to say.

00:54:57.680 Yo, but no, no, no.

00:54:58.800 Eugene, you want to know when I knew you were a narc?

00:55:05.720 Well, you just gave him an upgrade.

00:55:07.340 Is he a narc or a traffic cop?

00:55:09.020 Because you're a traffic cop.

00:55:11.140 But I said to you, I said, yo, we should, like, all win the award

00:55:15.160 because we're all there together.

00:55:17.460 It was, like, such a good vibe.

00:55:20.340 He did say that.

00:55:21.580 He did? 1.00

00:55:21.980 I fucking did. 1.00

00:55:23.140 You're a scumbag. 1.00

00:55:23.720 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:55:24.340 He said you were sleeping. 1.00

00:55:25.420 He's really a loser. 1.00

00:55:27.120 He's a loser liar. 1.00

00:55:28.380 He's not, bro. 1.00

00:55:29.320 I've known him for a while.

00:55:30.720 I've known him for a while.

00:55:31.720 I've known him for a while.

00:55:32.720 I said, I said, I said, I said, hey, he's as real as it gets.

00:55:38.800 We should all win the award because we're all there.

00:55:43.960 I do like him.

00:55:44.900 Nah, I got to say, I got to say, we're all there.

00:55:47.540 There was like a 30 minute difference.

00:55:50.180 Like, look at this selfie.

00:55:51.980 Look at this selfie.

00:55:53.360 We're all-

00:55:54.200 Oh my God, it's full daylight.

00:55:55.420 What time is that?

00:55:56.260 What time is the stamp?

00:55:57.100 6.43, it's amazing.

00:55:59.660 Oh my God.

00:56:00.500 This is us.

00:56:01.360 Best friends, having the time of our life.

00:56:04.500 We should all win the award.

00:56:06.180 And I said that to him and he goes-

00:56:07.580 He did, he did, he did.

00:56:08.420 He goes, oh, you're switching it up.

00:56:10.360 If there's one thing I lied about,

00:56:11.560 it was the last thing I said. 0.99

00:56:14.760 Wait, you just established yourself as a liar.

00:56:16.840 No, no, he lied once, he lied once. 0.80

00:56:18.680 Logan, you wanted it too hard.

00:56:21.540 He knows me better than anybody else here.

00:56:23.180 We should all win the award.

00:56:25.240 Can I just say this?

00:56:27.060 Just the last thing, George.

00:56:28.640 Look, man.

00:56:29.140 I'm not George, bro. 0.99

00:56:30.260 I'm not fucking talking to you. 0.99

00:56:31.840 You looked at me when you said George. 0.99

00:56:33.760 I was in charge to investigate who really won that thing.

00:56:35.580 Yeah, dude.

00:56:36.400 But apparently there was an uncrowned champion. 1.00

00:56:39.280 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:56:41.120 Uncrowned? 1.00

00:56:42.740 Apparently it was an uncrowned champion.

00:56:44.540 Oh, no.

00:56:45.180 GP!

00:56:45.500 He is even more of a champion than Eugène.

00:56:48.500 We gave it to Eugène.

00:56:49.500 Who? Who? Who? Who?

00:56:51.500 It's a mystery.

00:56:52.500 Is it you?

00:56:53.500 I don't know if I'm allowed to say it.

00:56:55.500 Are you saying it's you? Who is it?

00:56:56.500 You have to say it. My daughter?

00:56:58.500 I tapped out around 5 a.m. in the morning.

00:57:01.500 Who is it, George?

00:57:02.500 I was like, I'm too old for this.

00:57:03.500 George.

00:57:04.500 George never first off.

00:57:07.500 Buddy ain't used to tapping out.

00:57:09.500 Buddy don't tap out.

00:57:10.500 You know, it's baffling. 1.00

00:57:11.500 All you guys are arguing over this stupid participation trophy. 1.00

00:57:14.500 trophy all the success you have you're arguing over who's staying up later who gives a single 1.00

00:57:19.160 fine fuck hey can I have my trophy back Greg give me my fucking trophy back please 0.99

00:57:26.440 let me just wrap it up with one thing I'll just wrap it up with one thing quickly everyone's 0.99

00:57:29.640 dying to know so we're in the lobby right the last one's like three of us left 0.98

00:57:34.480 I'm fucking waiting this shit bro it's so easy friend bro I've never slept in my whole life 0.99

00:57:40.520 Bro, you never slept anywhere, bro. 1.00

00:57:43.520 Are you a mate who broke his hand?

00:57:47.520 Yep, Carl.

00:57:48.520 Then he goes to sleep, right?

00:57:50.520 Then it's me and him. 1.00

00:57:51.520 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:57:52.520 Oh, so it's word versus word. 1.00

00:57:54.520 Your cousin was there.

00:57:55.520 Which one?

00:57:56.520 Alex.

00:57:57.520 Alex was there.

00:57:58.520 Alex was there.

00:57:59.520 Alex was there. 1.00

00:58:00.520 What the fuck was he doing there? 0.99

00:58:02.520 Alex. 0.99

00:58:03.520 He's on the boat?

00:58:04.520 He's on the boat. 0.99

00:58:05.520 Make sure the cars are parked right and fucking track the car. 0.96

00:58:09.520 mama so this is what happened this will happen so then wait it's me and him i know it's it's 0.98

00:58:15.200 disgusting what he's been doing every time you speak it really irritates everybody here

00:58:21.360 it's not good so sorry so then there's two of us left right then he goes all right man 0.51

00:58:30.000 i'm tapping out i'm out he said that he used those words that's admissible evidence him paddling 1.00

00:58:36.240 He's rolling out, rolling out the door, sweaty, disgusting, smelly, piece of shit, rolls out the fucking door, fucking, you know, dirty fuck, he rolls out the door, alright, and then I do a video, like, I'm the champion, I'm the champion, roll the clip, and then, and then that's it, boom, I go, and then he, the weasel he is, fucking rat, comes back in 10 minutes later, oh, he tricked you, oh, he tricked you, it's hell, I ain't, I think it's fair, I think it's fair, 1.00

00:59:06.240 That's the game, that's the game, that's the game, brother. 1.00

00:59:10.320 Sorry, no, sorry.

00:59:11.360 No, no, no, no, no. 0.98

00:59:12.140 Shit, no, sorry. 1.00

00:59:12.420 That's the game, brother. 1.00

00:59:16.820 7.50 a.m., let it be known, let it fucking be known, let it fucking be known, last man standing. 0.97

00:59:24.860 Me, me, bro. 0.98

00:59:26.300 Where did he go?

00:59:27.580 No, stop this.

00:59:28.520 How long was he gone?

00:59:29.900 How long was he gone?

00:59:31.020 About 10 minutes.

00:59:31.900 Mike, Mike, no, no, it's not that GSP.

00:59:35.120 No, no, exactly.

00:59:36.240 Exactly. That's the game.

00:59:38.240 I don't know. 1.00

00:59:40.240 Shit. 1.00

00:59:42.240 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:59:44.240 Get him. 1.00

00:59:46.240 Get him.

00:59:48.240 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:59:50.240 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

00:59:52.240 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:59:54.240 I think they're fucking. 1.00

00:59:56.240 Oh, God. Fucking roll. 1.00

00:59:58.240 Oh, God. 1.00

01:00:05.240 Oh, God.

01:00:06.240 Oh, no.

01:00:07.240 Whoa.

01:00:08.240 Whoa.

01:00:09.240 Whoa.

01:00:10.240 Whoa.

01:00:11.240 Buddy.

01:00:12.240 Buddy.

01:00:13.240 Oh, my God.

01:00:14.240 Hold on.

01:00:15.240 He's still holding his drink.

01:00:16.240 I got grapefruit on my leg.

01:00:17.240 I'm sorry.

01:00:18.240 Yeah.

01:00:19.240 You better be sorry.

01:00:20.240 What happened?

01:00:21.240 You broke your leg? 1.00

01:00:22.240 God damn it, dude. 1.00

01:00:23.240 He didn't score. 0.99

01:00:24.240 Bro, GSP is my coach. 1.00

01:00:25.240 Do you think you had a chance in this shit? 1.00

01:00:27.240 Bro, you broke your leg? 1.00

01:00:28.800 Thank you, Greg. 1.00

01:00:29.620 Bro, Eugene was a grec- 0.99

01:00:30.720 He was a grec- 1.00

01:00:32.060 Arrest him! 1.00

01:00:32.660 Arrest him!

01:00:33.180 Arrest him!

01:00:34.980 He didn't spill a drop. 1.00

01:00:39.380 Fucking narc. 1.00

01:00:42.260 Oh my God. 1.00

01:00:43.480 You're under arrest.

01:00:44.300 Read him his Miranda rights.

01:00:45.620 Hey, he has no rights.

01:00:48.160 This is crazy.

01:00:51.820 Hey, GSP.

01:00:52.680 GSP, we're so happy you could make it.

01:00:54.520 GSP!

01:00:55.060 I can't believe you came.

01:00:56.120 This is amazing.

01:00:57.240 Man, what an honor.

01:00:59.120 It was such a great time.

01:00:59.820 Thank you for the opportunity.

01:01:01.260 Of course, bro.

01:01:01.660 And what I like about your family, your friends, all your crew, your wife's family, all your

01:01:08.880 wife's friends, is that it's all different kind of people.

01:01:14.040 I mean, fighters, boxers, influencers.

01:01:18.020 Only fans.

01:01:18.900 Yeah, even a paleontologist.

01:01:20.380 It's a group of characters.

01:01:21.860 A paleontologist.

01:01:22.920 Brian Curtis.

01:01:23.640 Yes, sir.

01:01:23.960 A paleontologist.

01:01:24.600 My new best friend.

01:01:25.380 Yes, sir.

01:01:26.080 He's the gym.

01:01:26.580 He's legit. How many legit paleontologists you know? The guy sitting behind you, he's the CBO of Squishmallows.

01:01:35.120 Squishmallows made custom Quinn, my dog, Squishmallows. One of 300 for the guests.

01:01:42.440 There's people from all walks of life. That guy right there, Stodd guy. I'm not sure if he's Colton or Constance right now.

01:01:48.120 He's Colton.

01:01:48.940 People in the crowd, Mike Hermelin.

01:01:50.520 Best looking man on the planet here, Andre.

01:01:53.140 Andre, best looking man ever.

01:01:54.400 Mike Hermelin from what company?

01:01:56.580 fanatics fanatics by the way impulsive acquired by fanatics and wwe what a partnership it's amazing

01:02:03.700 he helped standing right next to him is shine he's the number one sports car dealer in the

01:02:08.340 entire world we have quite the uh quite the collection of guests here frankie the inventor

01:02:16.420 the flex pouch yeah oh my gosh you guys check out flex pouch cliff weitzman ceo of speechify like

01:02:22.180 do you remember the the impetus for gsp coming to the wedding the podcast but uh us hanging out

01:02:28.100 with him in new york city when i turned around and you know to say he's a maniac yes yes and

01:02:32.580 we said you know it'd be funny i was the last man standing yes he was i know you were

01:02:38.580 i choose my battles i was like no i'm not doing this i go i go logan i go you gotta invite gsp

01:02:44.900 the way that would be the funniest thing all the best thing ever bro best thing ever yeah you're

01:02:48.420 you're you're i was most excited to see you thank you thank you it was i mean coming here like

01:02:55.300 taking some i needed some vacation and i'm so happy like like it's this place is unreal the

01:03:00.980 the whole organization everything was so beautiful this the speech was amazing

01:03:06.500 love your dad is an amazing character very charismatic and i man it was just amazing

01:03:13.300 experience thank you i'm glad you thank you for inspiring me as a young kid with yeah george 0.97

01:03:19.380 george george you don't you don't understand like dude we would watch ufc every fucking time you 0.83

01:03:24.260 were to fight he'd go yo the gsp's fight is on tonight like our inspiration for combat started 0.98

01:03:29.380 by watching you which is crazy because we're all here with you now man like life is so full circle

01:03:34.340 and the fact that you could come to this impetus in my life is just so special and now i'm watching

01:03:38.900 you guys see WWE boxing man and now it's it's now it's me watching you i mean i what you guys doing

01:03:46.580 is are it's it's great man and it it's really inspiring for people you know you have a lot of

01:03:53.540 detractor that says oh it's not okay but it it on the other side for me i think it's really it really

01:03:59.460 inspire people because it shows that everything is possible when you put in the work when you

01:04:04.100 do the sacrifice that you need to do you can you can achieve everything and it's very inspiring

01:04:10.500 for a lot of people what you guys doing and uh please keep going and then don't let those the

01:04:15.460 tracker you know try to bring you down you know like you're above that now and and uh look forward

01:04:21.780 to see what the future holds for you guys lion don't lose sleep over a baby no sheep

01:04:28.340 and one thing we forgot sometimes for people that that are the tracker whether you're an athlete

01:04:36.180 an actor a singer you're in a in the entertainment business this is entertainment and that's what

01:04:44.240 it's all about you know what i mean entertainment we forgot that you know and sometimes some of the

01:04:49.280 fights are yeah you want to see who's the best fighter in the world but but some sometimes you

01:04:53.620 want to tune in because you want to see what is going to happen and everything started like let's

01:04:57.920 Let's say, take Jake, for example, everything started out like not so seriously in the beginning

01:05:03.680 and nobody took it seriously.

01:05:05.560 Now people take you seriously now.

01:05:07.400 Yes, sir.

01:05:08.340 He's a legit boxer now, you know what I mean?

01:05:10.860 And it's very inspiring.

01:05:12.800 See that, where you come from and now where you are now and where you're going from there.

01:05:19.500 And man, both of you, you need to keep going, man.

01:05:23.400 Let's go.

01:05:23.940 We're going to keep going, man.

01:05:24.980 We're going to keep going.

01:05:25.660 um yeah dude i i think uh i think everything you're saying is is spot on you're very wise 0.94

01:05:30.360 you're very fucking wise that's why you get along with the paleontologist

01:05:33.240 um but i think your story and what you're saying is actually uh 0.98

01:05:38.340 kind of kind of kind of relates to someone here someone someone someone in particular who i

01:05:43.620 actually invited to come to this wedding because he commented on my vlog i made a vlog and i said

01:05:49.080 i said uh hey someone who comments on the wedding i i you know i love you guys yeah you you watch

01:05:54.340 of logs you support me comment on the on on the video and uh whoever makes the the best comment

01:05:59.900 i'm gonna invite you to our wedding so i invited a fan here to our wedding because of a comment he 0.90

01:06:04.900 left on a youtube video but this isn't just any fan dude this is i'm fucking anthony anthony please

01:06:09.960 join us here today yeah so check this out i did this incredibly special polaroid project i traveled 0.82

01:06:18.220 the world for 99 days took 4 000 polaroids it's called 99 originals may may become my magnum opus

01:06:24.860 one day like my life's work we'll see what it evolves to i have so many ideas but um anthony

01:06:29.920 was someone who was inspired by the project and this kid in high school right yes in high school

01:06:35.840 mind pushing this over i got a mic i got a mic oh he has it yeah in high school he saw my 99 0.82

01:06:40.960 originals and while he was in school did his own fucking version of 99 originals so started taking 0.92

01:06:45.900 polaroids like young artist creator kid who i saw what i was making i was like man he's like 0.92

01:06:51.880 so anthony as as a creator who's been doing this for a while and batch will tell you the same thing

01:06:56.040 anyone who makes content seeing that ripple effect of the inspiration like really seeing it and seeing

01:07:01.360 other people create is like the number one thing you can ask for it the the life is is good and it

01:07:06.700 has a lot of blessings but having influence on people being an influencer that's the biggest 0.67

01:07:11.600 gift of them all and the fact that i saw you make your own version of this was fucking incredible

01:07:16.480 he commented on my youtube post and was like man i tried to get a photo of you for my 99 originals 0.69

01:07:23.320 for the ending photo but i would love to be the first person to take a polaroid of you and your

01:07:29.020 newly married wife and i was like man it's got to be him so so dude first off how you feeling and i

01:07:36.560 know you've been active with that thing what's up what's up first i want to say he walked up with

01:07:41.080 this with his camera he's got his paw right there in his hand yep yep anyways back to anthony

01:07:45.660 yeah i want to say like thank you to everybody here every person i've asked to take a pollard

01:07:50.620 with has been super kind and most of the people here i've grew up watching like king batch like

01:07:55.900 you mike everybody here and it's been a like a fucking surreal experience can i curse yeah right 0.96

01:08:01.620 fucking surreal experience 0.99

01:08:05.140 and I couldn't be more 0.99

01:08:07.360 thankful and like as a little gift

01:08:09.400 I made you this

01:08:10.400 it's a scrapbook of all the pullers I took 0.97

01:08:13.440 dude you're oh my god

01:08:15.400 Anthony

01:08:15.840 oh my god Anthony

01:08:18.220 oh my god

01:08:19.580 bro that's crazy

01:08:23.740 and it's like a little encapsulation

01:08:25.380 of just like all the people who attended

01:08:26.940 if I didn't get a puller review I would love to take one

01:08:29.220 after this but I tried my best to get

01:08:31.300 the best pictures as possible and yeah i guess thank you for this experience it's been surreal

01:08:37.220 and i grew up watching you you've been my biggest inspiration i feel like a lot of my viewers

01:08:41.680 because i do social media as well they they know how much you mean to me and how much you've

01:08:46.540 impacted my life sorry um so i just want to say thank you because i finally got to meet you and

01:08:51.660 you gave me like a once in a lifetime experience

01:08:53.520 man i saw the comment it was so obvious and and and hey you're good too because i obviously like

01:09:07.120 so um the art of polaroid in particular is so interesting because you have one 0.69

01:09:13.960 fucking moment to get a good photo you know what i'm saying the reset on it takes a while 0.84

01:09:18.140 bro i saw you sneaking photos of us when we were and we like not invasive at all and these are just 0.98

01:09:24.580 such amazing memories and the special thing i think about polaroids is we could you could hold

01:09:29.960 them right like it's not a digit you hold it so to be able to hold the memory a point in time and

01:09:35.680 a physical version i think is the coolest fucking thing ever anthony you're an artist brother and 0.73

01:09:39.840 these are beautiful can we show can we show some of them yeah so no not even here we could put 0.93

01:09:45.340 on the screen yeah yeah yeah we can but this is the newest one with esme and your mom oh my gosh

01:09:50.140 anthony you're the man what is cool too is that when you hold a picture like this it's a moment

01:09:56.460 it's never gonna come back never happen ever again it's a unique thing that cannot be reproduced ever

01:10:03.500 ever again ever it's so moments are fleeting bro like like every every second that goes by

01:10:10.220 You need to try to cherish because time never stops.

01:10:15.000 But if you can, for one second, grab it in your hand

01:10:18.460 and you have that moment forever, I think it's so special.

01:10:21.720 And Anthony, bro, thank you.

01:10:23.500 You didn't have to do this.

01:10:24.680 I just invited you here to hang out.

01:10:26.180 Yeah, I just wanted to give you a little something back.

01:10:28.200 You said no gifts, but I guess that's the best I could do.

01:10:30.680 But you took the pictures and made the book?

01:10:32.780 Yes.

01:10:33.200 Oh, I didn't make the book by hand, but I bought it,

01:10:35.200 and then I arranged it all last night.

01:10:37.020 All right, I'm out.

01:10:38.420 Okay.

01:10:39.020 I'll get him out of here.

01:10:39.720 I might be in that competition for who stayed up the longest

01:10:41.980 because I stood up all night making that

01:10:44.040 because it's an order of the event. 1.00

01:10:45.140 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:10:45.800 How late were you up? 1.00

01:10:47.200 Maybe like eight or nine. 1.00

01:10:48.520 Shit. 1.00

01:10:49.140 I might be in the room. 1.00

01:10:49.740 Wait, are you out? 1.00

01:10:50.400 Shit, you got proof. 1.00

01:10:51.340 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:10:52.400 You got proof?

01:10:53.280 You might be the un-crowned champion.

01:10:54.900 The champion.

01:10:55.980 And I lost my meta glasses with all the recordings

01:10:58.420 because I took like little videos of each Polaroid

01:11:01.440 and I lost the glasses.

01:11:04.060 So I went down to the lobby and thankfully they had them

01:11:06.340 so I have all the, like, most of the-

01:11:07.400 You do have them?

01:11:08.140 Yeah.

01:11:08.340 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:11:08.960 Let's fucking go. 1.00

01:11:09.720 time there was you can ask the front let's bro import those for me please man you went wild 0.99

01:11:16.400 anthony bro i'll remember this this forever and i'm glad i can never forget it because they're

01:11:21.780 here dude you're the man anthony thank you hell yeah bro oh yeah logan logan logan you mentioned

01:11:30.660 you mentioned earlier you mentioned earlier that there's you mentioned earlier that there's some

01:11:36.960 strange people in the audience and a lot of crazy amount of people and conglomerate of people came

01:11:41.740 to the wedding there's someone you didn't mention i want to have him come sit on the on the couch

01:11:47.080 with me yeah sure i see him right now i'm looking at him he's got real funny hair i don't even want

01:11:53.620 to say his name i want him to just come up oh yeah i just want him to morph next to me yeah he won

01:11:58.280 the award can he sit next to me is that possible yeah yeah even though you're a billboard for my

01:12:01.820 company right now that means like hey gsp as he walks over did you have a favorite food at the

01:12:06.060 Your burger, man, your burger saved me.

01:12:09.060 What a surprise.

01:12:10.060 Save me.

01:12:11.060 Wow, anybody else like the burger in the audience?

01:12:13.060 Somebody's coming up, right?

01:12:14.060 Oh, yeah.

01:12:15.060 Oh, so it's that good.

01:12:16.060 Wow, okay, amazing.

01:12:18.060 So it really is a 10 out of 10 batch.

01:12:20.060 Yeah, can I get like a free supply?

01:12:22.060 You can have as much as you want.

01:12:23.060 You heard that.

01:12:24.060 Just from a diversity standpoint.

01:12:25.060 Okay.

01:12:26.060 I got you, bro.

01:12:27.060 I like that, I like that.

01:12:28.060 What was this?

01:12:29.060 What was this you doing?

01:12:30.060 What was that?

01:12:31.060 I stand with you.

01:12:32.060 Oh, okay.

01:12:33.060 Solidarity.

01:12:34.060 Yeah, exactly, yeah.

01:12:35.060 You're lucky I'm outnumbered. 0.99

01:12:39.060 Oh, Oliver fucking Tree. 0.99

01:12:41.060 Oliver broke his head. 0.99

01:12:42.060 Ladies and gentlemen, Oliver Tree.

01:12:44.060 Cool.

01:12:45.060 Yeah.

01:12:46.060 Oh, and I've got another one too.

01:12:48.060 Maybe we start swapping out if we can.

01:12:50.060 I got to cycle him in.

01:12:51.060 Actually, this is a great combo.

01:12:54.060 A person that was just recently removed from the intro.

01:12:57.060 This is very, very heavy topic right now.

01:13:00.060 Controversial.

01:13:01.060 Dude, I hate to do this. I hate to do it.

01:13:03.060 What, you want to end the show?

01:13:05.060 No, dude.

01:13:05.920 What?

01:13:06.240 You want me to leave?

01:13:06.900 No, yeah.

01:13:07.560 I need you to leave.

01:13:09.480 You have to get out of here.

01:13:11.780 But I'm the one that makes sure it keeps going.

01:13:13.740 I'm sorry.

01:13:14.160 We're going to cycle you out.

01:13:16.100 No, I'm just kidding.

01:13:16.960 Dude, I have back to selling bean bags.

01:13:20.360 I just tried to bring you on.

01:13:22.080 What's the news? 0.99

01:13:22.980 I have to pee so fucking bad. 0.99

01:13:24.900 We can keep it going. 0.99

01:13:25.660 Just go pee.

01:13:26.080 Can you keep it going?

01:13:26.620 Yeah, can you pee in the lake?

01:13:28.980 It's your wedding.

01:13:30.120 Or LP.

01:13:30.920 It's not my lake.

01:13:31.600 No.

01:13:32.240 Or LP.

01:13:33.060 Or do you want to do it?

01:13:34.240 I'll just go over there.

01:13:34.820 i'll be right back or do you want to do a cut a quick cut oliver yeah welcome to the show welcome

01:13:41.760 to impulsive uh we've we've seen a lot from you on the show you've created corporations like slime

01:13:47.080 on this show which has gone on to become a bigger product than prime as we all know about i'm sure

01:13:51.000 everyone drinks slime out there yeah has anyone yeah maybe they're just trying to be coy about it

01:13:56.400 and humble yeah it went under we had a rough period the last few quarters what is it a supply

01:14:02.240 Supply and demand, we couldn't keep up with the supply.

01:14:05.280 Infrastructure problems, got it.

01:14:07.140 But basically, I wanted to say,

01:14:09.460 we were hoping Slime could sponsor the wedding

01:14:11.480 and Logan was pretty against that.

01:14:14.000 But as you see, Logan never has a shortage of self-promo.

01:14:17.900 And that's one thing I always admire about him.

01:14:20.080 I was wondering, Nina, how that is for you

01:14:21.680 because whether it's his baby shower, his wedding,

01:14:24.560 or in the hospital getting ready for the baby to be born,

01:14:27.540 this guy knows how to promote.

01:14:29.120 And how is that for you? 0.99

01:14:30.760 having those moments to have a prime fucking bottle 0.99

01:14:33.160 in the mix. 0.99

01:14:34.640 I do.

01:14:35.480 Oh, okay.

01:14:37.560 It's a part of him.

01:14:38.480 Yeah.

01:14:39.320 There's nothing I can do to change any of that.

01:14:41.820 So like, he will always do it.

01:14:44.040 I think it's the first time I've seen a wedding

01:14:45.260 where the person tries to call out John Cena

01:14:49.160 to try to be able to make his next fight.

01:14:51.700 But it's inspiring for me to see.

01:14:53.460 I think he's taken the marketing perhaps too far,

01:14:56.380 but he's the next level,

01:14:58.260 as far as you could really take it.

01:14:59.820 And I think it's a testament.

01:15:01.440 I feel like I almost have to wear the prime bottle in this moment.

01:15:04.700 You don't have to right now.

01:15:05.820 So I asked him about this last night.

01:15:07.200 I said, hey, man, like you were yelling at me because I didn't have the right angle on the meta glasses during the wedding.

01:15:13.540 And we had a little bit of a battle about it.

01:15:15.280 I said, where do you really draw the line between life and content?

01:15:17.820 He said, brother, this is all I know.

01:15:19.420 He said, everything in my life is because of this thing that I do.

01:15:23.260 And it's an interesting dichotomy and where the line is drawn and getting to watch it happen.

01:15:29.820 But it's great for a tax write-off.

01:15:32.480 Yeah, exactly.

01:15:33.040 No, the whole wedding's a tax write-off

01:15:34.580 because he used his content.

01:15:36.780 Yeah.

01:15:37.540 But I will say...

01:15:38.640 It's not.

01:15:39.120 It's not.

01:15:39.500 It doesn't work.

01:15:40.340 But I was going to say,

01:15:41.060 the one thing I really loved about this wedding

01:15:42.580 is just seeing how 360 it is.

01:15:44.580 You have your family, Nina.

01:15:45.740 It's so beautiful.

01:15:46.740 So normal.

01:15:48.040 So real.

01:15:49.320 And then you have the Pauls.

01:15:51.040 Obviously not Pam.

01:15:51.880 She's a sweetheart. 1.00

01:15:53.180 These guys are fucking insane. 1.00

01:15:54.760 This guy might be one of the craziest guys. 1.00

01:15:57.080 Maybe two craziest sons. 0.90

01:15:58.180 and it's so crazy to see you have these really sweet sentimental wholesome moments followed by

01:16:04.320 moments where it's like maybe we take the mic away from this guy or you have these moments where

01:16:09.500 it's grandma up in the chair and then you know i'm like saying they're watching this beautiful

01:16:14.100 fireworks and someone hits a cake and it splatters all over my i saw that by the way i saw that i

01:16:18.620 love the mix it's so it's such a beautiful thing you have such diversity with it all and the cast

01:16:23.820 of friends you have all of your nice friends and then you have logan's friends fighting over trying

01:16:27.840 to get a trophy which is quite an interesting contrast but i feel lucky to be here i feel like

01:16:34.260 guys like me and mike we're just we're kind of coming in bottom feeders if you will latch on

01:16:40.000 lobster as you can you know lobster was good you said barnacles really good i had everything i had

01:16:46.960 no not did you eat them would you like consider us barnacles no but i will say this i was i had

01:16:53.300 maybe four or five plates

01:16:54.400 of the lobster alone.

01:16:56.500 I think there was a limit.

01:16:57.460 I think you have to pay

01:16:58.120 for the four, right?

01:16:58.960 No, I trust me, Logan.

01:17:00.340 No, I know,

01:17:00.920 but they didn't tell you

01:17:01.540 because Logan had to try

01:17:02.320 to keep costs down.

01:17:03.240 They charge it to our room?

01:17:04.200 They're going to charge it

01:17:04.840 to your room.

01:17:05.320 Oh, I get it.

01:17:05.980 So the first plate's free.

01:17:07.280 It's like a trial.

01:17:08.160 The other four plates

01:17:09.060 will get charged to your room.

01:17:10.160 Oh, wow.

01:17:10.940 Sorry about that.

01:17:11.720 No, I had to put your plates

01:17:12.700 on Logan's room.

01:17:13.520 Okay, thank you.

01:17:14.080 Yeah, you're covered.

01:17:15.160 Yeah, you got you.

01:17:15.960 Hey, I don't think

01:17:16.940 at any point this weekend

01:17:17.840 we noted the fact

01:17:18.680 that it is 150 degrees right now.

01:17:23.300 battling this the entire weekend and when people say who is the best podcast you've had my top

01:17:29.540 one and two answer is my oliver tree episodes they're just so funny bro and i just like man

01:17:35.940 i love you thank you i feel like i'm like one of the guys who kind of snuck his way in here no

01:17:40.980 yeah no are you being a glazer right now bro no i'm not but also i'm not bro but you you're not

01:17:46.500 you're not you're you from the back you look like a girl kind of kind of a lot sometimes guys will

01:17:51.860 They'll be like, check me out, and then you catch it.

01:17:53.340 It was me.

01:17:53.700 And then they see the mustache, and it's...

01:17:55.020 Nah, I know my boy from the back.

01:17:57.160 If they keep going, you're a little suspect, eh? 1.00

01:17:59.720 No, I mean, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

01:18:03.200 He gave us an update on slime. 0.99

01:18:05.280 It's not good.

01:18:05.880 No, it's not good.

01:18:06.680 It's not going out of business.

01:18:07.840 I'm telling you, it was a caloric content.

01:18:09.280 I think you had, what, 1,200 calories per bottle?

01:18:11.100 It was too high, yeah.

01:18:12.460 You couldn't get it done.

01:18:13.600 That's really high, man.

01:18:15.920 That's extreme.

01:18:16.760 The bottles were expensive.

01:18:17.760 The sodium, too.

01:18:19.000 It's like four days' worth of sodium.

01:18:20.600 Where does this rank from a wedding standpoint for you?

01:18:24.360 I mean, it's, I would say, as bizarre as you can have.

01:18:29.720 But as entertaining as I was saying before, as wholesome and as shocking.

01:18:34.940 Jake's speech was really shocking.

01:18:36.780 It was horrifying.

01:18:37.680 It was, yeah, it was mortifying.

01:18:38.920 It was, it really was.

01:18:40.160 Terrible.

01:18:40.480 But there was a certain art to it, but

01:18:42.460 he was very much crossing the line.

01:18:44.200 Yes, very much.

01:18:44.700 Everywhere he could.

01:18:45.600 Yeah.

01:18:46.080 I was shocked, but that made me feel emotions and art doesn't always make you feel good.

01:18:50.120 Sometimes it makes you feel uncomfortable.

01:18:51.840 And that was one of those cases.

01:18:53.660 It's not always a Disney movie.

01:18:55.420 Jake Paul showed that last night.

01:18:59.760 We were in the bathroom and he goes,

01:19:01.960 guys, do you think my speech was too much? 0.98

01:19:04.220 And I was like, bro, are you fucking kidding me? 0.61

01:19:08.060 Obviously, but I don't know where he is. 0.98

01:19:11.080 That's on brand.

01:19:11.980 He's on brand and he's on a bender.

01:19:13.720 So I was thinking about, I brought it.

01:19:17.020 You're thinking to read this?

01:19:17.780 Yeah, I brought it, and I thought maybe I'd give it to him

01:19:20.360 because it has helped a lot.

01:19:22.260 Just sign it.

01:19:23.120 Sign it and give it to him.

01:19:24.080 I don't think that book is going to do anything.

01:19:26.000 Maybe not.

01:19:26.620 What do you mean?

01:19:27.180 Oh, for Jake?

01:19:27.800 Oh, yeah.

01:19:28.360 Hey, we got Money Kicks here as well.

01:19:30.020 Yo, Money Kicks.

01:19:30.660 We got Money Kicks right there.

01:19:31.340 What's up, brother? 1.00

01:19:32.060 Come represent the Arabs, brother.

01:19:33.820 That's the King of Dubai.

01:19:34.340 We've got, come on.

01:19:35.160 That's the King of Dubai right there.

01:19:36.120 Come say hello.

01:19:38.900 Yeah, I mean, bro, we got a dinner in what?

01:19:42.300 We've been here for eight hours.

01:19:43.500 Yeah, anybody who wants to leave, feel free to.

01:19:45.300 I do have to get Witticon.

01:19:46.320 That is a hundred percent guaranteed.

01:19:48.320 Anyone who wants to leave, get the, go ahead.

01:19:51.320 I'm gonna dip out.

01:19:52.320 We wanted to do like rotation.

01:19:53.320 No, GSP, you can hang.

01:19:54.320 We're just rotating people.

01:19:55.320 We're hanging out.

01:19:56.320 My wife.

01:19:59.320 Do I have to come over there and forcibly move you?

01:20:04.320 I say your name and you need to come on and you're not doing it.

01:20:07.320 Yeah.

01:20:08.320 Is that anything so messed up?

01:20:10.320 It's possible.

01:20:11.320 Take this.

01:20:12.320 Let me ask those questions.

01:20:13.320 It's a very sensitive topic.

01:20:14.320 You got to keep an eye out for some of these stuff.

01:20:18.140 No pun intended.

01:20:19.880 What'd you say?

01:20:20.860 Nothing.

01:20:21.420 He said it.

01:20:22.240 I just was making sure he understands what's going on.

01:20:24.640 What's this from?

01:20:25.080 Nothing.

01:20:25.360 Welcome to the show, brother.

01:20:26.480 Hey, I don't know.

01:20:27.460 Thank you.

01:20:27.980 I'm just here for the ride.

01:20:30.820 Wow.

01:20:32.060 Yeah, so when you, so GSP, no offense, but when you do the sidebars, maybe just off the

01:20:36.480 set, if possible.

01:20:37.580 You do kill people for, it's just the whole thing.

01:20:41.940 Love you, baby. 1.00

01:20:42.400 You say yes or whatever the fuck you want to do. 0.99

01:20:44.320 you know that's perfect yeah you're doing hey frankie you want to join us man 0.98

01:20:49.580 i think you should he definitely should yeah see this is the problem with this show there's too

01:20:54.440 many cooks in the kitchen that's why i left these are some yeah i left i chose to leave i quit this

01:20:59.020 show i didn't get kicked out of the intro whatever story you want to tell yourself i'm telling my

01:21:03.980 story that's good on but hurt you wore a green tux i'm like i was the only you hurt my feelings

01:21:09.540 greg you i loved your speech by the way thank you especially the parts where you were like 0.98

01:21:14.180 let's get through all the sentimental shit and now back to fucking whatever that was that was 0.81

01:21:18.180 really cool but you told me that uh i didn't get the memo pal you were like what are you wearing 0.98

01:21:22.960 a green suit and everybody else he was like it's black tie so the whole wedding i was thinking of

01:21:27.860 that how could i have done this yeah because i'm there's always in my thing there's always somebody

01:21:33.080 who's going to show up doing something different i was expecting it to be alexander but it turned

01:21:37.700 out to be you turned out to be me i apologize logan for ruin your wedding it's you didn't ruin it

01:21:42.460 You didn't ruin it. You just drastically decreased the quality of it.

01:21:48.500 I was the one guy sticking out the whole time. 1.00

01:21:50.920 Not this fucking idiot with his hair like that. 1.00

01:21:53.660 But he always has his hair like that. 1.00

01:21:55.800 It wasn't your time to stick out. It was his time.

01:21:58.880 I know. I want to defend you.

01:22:00.960 I think he was trying to soften his... He comes across his heart sometimes.

01:22:04.360 I think he was trying to soften... I liked what you wore, Jeff,

01:22:06.320 and I thought it was very appropriate.

01:22:07.260 I also don't care. I will say the invitation did say black tie.

01:22:11.280 i didn't i can't read i'm blind yeah logan that was eyest yeah yeah it's a you can't do that

01:22:16.820 that's like racism fries yeah and then ali ali had the white white tux on i'm like my dad was

01:22:21.780 not my it's crazy you were on fashion patrol you're coming up to me telling me about what

01:22:25.880 people are wearing i'm like ali did you not get the memo he's like i said black tie he's like yeah

01:22:30.640 but i i want to wear wait do you do do mostly love mike or hate mike because you keep going

01:22:35.180 from like hating him to like now you're a billboard for him i've never hated mike so what's the deal

01:22:39.520 With it like where do you stand with Mike

01:22:41.320 No no I admire Mike

01:22:43.120 Where do you think he'd be if you never met Hogan

01:22:44.340 I admire Mike

01:22:46.100 Because he's been able to capitalize off you

01:22:49.280 In a way nobody else has

01:22:51.200 That's not true

01:22:52.500 Maybe your manager is Jeff

01:22:54.940 You're talking about the two most instrumental

01:22:57.540 Parts of this organization 0.96

01:22:58.640 What the hell is wrong with you JP 0.86

01:23:01.060 Hold on you guys think you're instrumental 0.98

01:23:03.160 There is no organization

01:23:04.140 This is the holy triumphant

01:23:06.040 There's three people that are all instrumental 0.98

01:23:08.580 mental in the fucking organization either way i admire the fact that somehow you guys got in 1.00

01:23:15.220 and have been able to stay in and suck ass and make a fuck ton of money off of promoting your 1.00

01:23:22.120 book on his podcast every other fucking day gp i will say i'm the heart and soul of this podcast 1.00

01:23:26.300 people don't want they click for logan they stay for mike gp what about me all the work i put in 0.94

01:23:31.840 to build this show and all of a sudden my clip's out of the intro and i was like am i even invited

01:23:36.620 to this wedding anymore i was like what's going on jeff of course it just uh it seemed like like 0.82

01:23:41.320 a scheduling thing right because we're pretty active bro like i'm doing a fucking podcast at 0.97

01:23:45.380 my wedding i'm sure people are gonna say some shit about oh you're gonna get roasted yeah like 0.98

01:23:48.560 we're just like bro i'm acting i'll be work we work bro and you know you're doing shit too so 0.98

01:23:52.760 sometimes if you're not able to show up you're not able to show i don't think you even noticed 0.89

01:23:57.220 to be honest me yeah i noticed i noticed because one one time i came on the show and you were like

01:24:02.640 oh, Jeff, what are you doing here?

01:24:03.960 Really?

01:24:04.460 And I was like, 0.99

01:24:05.360 you fucking hired me as the third guy. 0.98

01:24:08.040 No, we didn't even, 1.00

01:24:08.640 we never even hired you.

01:24:09.780 We didn't, we didn't have a page.

01:24:10.760 He was just trying to help.

01:24:11.860 He was giving us the kindness of his time

01:24:13.800 and we took him out of the intro

01:24:15.980 because he went offline for a little bit

01:24:17.440 because of an injury.

01:24:18.340 Hey, hey, hey,

01:24:18.920 you hear about Frankie's flex pouch?

01:24:21.960 Well, is this a brand deal?

01:24:23.020 No, I haven't.

01:24:23.620 No, it's not a brand deal.

01:24:24.820 He ain't paying me.

01:24:25.800 Wait, wait, how much do I owe you for this?

01:24:27.440 No, I got you.

01:24:28.380 What do you mean?

01:24:29.060 I got you.

01:24:29.860 No, no, let's, let's promote it.

01:24:31.560 Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:24:31.920 so Frankie's a fucking inventor 1.00

01:24:35.000 so Frankie's a day one litter 0.99

01:24:36.820 like on the vlog

01:24:37.800 first vlog Burning Man wrote to Burning Man

01:24:39.820 Frankie Eugene bro

01:24:41.380 I can't stand the Eugene slander

01:24:44.000 I can't have it bro

01:24:44.960 the product is the flex pouch

01:24:47.460 show him

01:24:48.080 this is his latest invention 0.99

01:24:49.640 and this caught some fucking traction 0.97

01:24:51.740 caught some traction 0.99

01:24:53.220 look at this pouch

01:24:54.000 flex pouch

01:24:54.880 which camera?

01:24:57.340 flex pouch

01:24:58.260 let me put something in it

01:25:00.700 what does it do?

01:25:01.920 It's a phone case with a pouch on the back of it that can expand to hold something as thin as a credit card or all the things.

01:25:15.560 You can put your musket in there.

01:25:16.820 You can put your musket in there. 0.99

01:25:18.320 All right, so if you pull all that shit out, what happens to it? 1.00

01:25:21.440 All right. 1.00

01:25:21.880 No, you just use it.

01:25:22.600 Good question.

01:25:23.380 Good question.

01:25:23.780 Here, I'm going to put some keys in here.

01:25:25.060 It's my room.

01:25:26.920 There it is.

01:25:29.480 Holds the key.

01:25:31.460 Okay.

01:25:32.180 This is good.

01:25:38.900 This is good.

01:25:39.680 I'll zoom on that.

01:25:41.820 It's still in there.

01:25:42.820 All right, so let's put all that stuff back in there and shake it upside down again.

01:25:45.700 It'll stay in there.

01:25:46.560 Let's see it.

01:25:47.100 No, that's the thing.

01:25:47.820 No, I want to see it.

01:25:48.560 It'll stay in there.

01:25:49.460 We have to prove it, though.

01:25:51.260 Right.

01:25:52.400 No, no, no.

01:25:53.360 I'm promoting your brand.

01:25:54.520 I want to see it works.

01:25:55.240 If it works, it's phenomenal.

01:25:57.300 Really?

01:25:57.680 Yeah, I think so.

01:25:58.580 Well, I'll get a GP cosign if this works.

01:26:00.900 Let's go.

01:26:01.480 Jesus. 1.00

01:26:01.760 That's fucking insane. 1.00

01:26:02.700 This is big. 1.00

01:26:03.100 This is big.

01:26:03.560 This is big.

01:26:04.560 Hope your product works now, buddy.

01:26:06.900 So it's just cool.

01:26:07.540 Hey, it's cool because, look, most people carry a wallet around and their phone.

01:26:11.320 Shake it harder.

01:26:12.240 No, it's a... 1.00

01:26:13.020 You're fucked, Patriot. 1.00

01:26:13.760 Bro. 1.00

01:26:14.400 It's not coming out.

01:26:16.100 The guy can invent.

01:26:18.500 Come on, GB.

01:26:19.580 Say it's good, GB. 0.99

01:26:20.840 I fucking love it. 0.98

01:26:21.660 Say it's good. 0.98

01:26:22.300 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:22.960 Damn. 1.00

01:26:23.860 Holy shit. 1.00

01:26:26.360 This is nice. 0.99

01:26:28.000 Come on, GB.

01:26:29.340 Bro. 1.00

01:26:30.800 This is good shit. 1.00

01:26:31.620 Wait, how much are they? 1.00

01:26:34.120 $80.

01:26:35.020 For one?

01:26:35.700 For one.

01:26:36.220 What if I buy two?

01:26:37.020 Do I get a discount?

01:26:38.460 For you, it's free.

01:26:39.580 No, no, no.

01:26:40.080 But for our people, how much is it?

01:26:42.140 For our people, if you use the code GP10, you'll get 10 cents off.

01:26:46.560 So $79.90?

01:26:48.260 $79.90.

01:26:49.160 For such an incredible product?

01:26:50.600 So if we get two, do we get a discount?

01:26:53.300 Yeah, 10 cents for every one thing you got.

01:26:54.460 No, no, no, for real.

01:26:56.600 Because we get multiple phones, and this is nice.

01:26:59.840 Hey, hey, hey.

01:27:00.500 Bro, do people watch this? 0.99

01:27:01.620 At this part of the show, not a single fucking person 0.99

01:27:04.700 They turn it off for an hour 0.97

01:27:06.340 How do we attach this to the phone?

01:27:10.980 It is attached to the phone

01:27:11.960 It's a phone case

01:27:13.680 Hey, I gotta say this really quick 0.99

01:27:15.680 This guy's fucking hammered 0.99

01:27:16.880 So we get different colors 0.99

01:27:19.620 It's not that

01:27:21.620 It's just there's a major contrast being had right now

01:27:23.800 We have a patron on the show

01:27:24.900 And across we have actual Emirati royalty 1.00

01:27:27.300 And we're not acknowledging them

01:27:28.520 Let me just say one thing

01:27:30.500 Before we get to that

01:27:31.200 I need some

01:27:32.140 Look look look look

01:27:33.300 For the OGs

01:27:34.300 Who are still watching

01:27:35.020 This podcast 0.99

01:27:35.560 And I know you fucking are 1.00

01:27:36.700 You're gross 1.00

01:27:37.320 Hey who's that guy 0.99

01:27:39.980 Who's that guy

01:27:40.860 Frank and I made

01:27:41.400 The number song

01:27:42.080 And we performed it

01:27:43.620 Last night

01:27:43.980 That was pretty cool

01:27:44.740 Can I tell you something

01:27:45.960 Yeah

01:27:46.460 Still hits

01:27:47.300 Still hits

01:27:48.460 Still hits

01:27:49.080 Still hits 1.00

01:27:50.360 That song fucking slaps 1.00

01:27:51.980 Cause I think we found 1.00

01:27:53.060 A loophole in the system

01:27:54.160 And that's 0.98

01:27:55.320 People like to count

01:27:56.580 And people need numbers

01:27:57.820 100%

01:27:58.480 So it'll never end

01:27:59.880 100%

01:28:00.380 Well, bro, it'll be like a thousand years from now and people are like, one, two, three,

01:28:11.460 four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

01:28:16.360 Yeah. 0.99

01:28:16.540 So he said, he's like, yo, there's a song for the fucking letters, like alphabet. 0.97

01:28:20.000 Everyone knows A, B, C, D, E, F, G. 0.98

01:28:22.120 Why not make a number song?

01:28:23.340 And then he made it and I sang it and we performed it last night.

01:28:27.260 Can you believe, though, that no one ever thought to make a number song?

01:28:30.380 i can't i can't it was it's actually genius it's brilliant i have people that come up to me

01:28:34.940 everything i've made they say though i don't with you at all logan paul but i love the number song

01:28:41.340 and i'm gonna play it for my daughter when she learns how to count

01:28:44.220 hell yeah by the way she's close but the pg the pg version yeah there is a pg version out there

01:28:50.460 is there yeah we made a pg version yeah for the kids we anticipated what does it say instead of 0.99

01:28:55.580 I fuck with you 0.99

01:28:57.000 If you say you love to count 1.00

01:28:58.700 You're so cool

01:29:00.860 If you say you love to count

01:29:02.160 Are you serious?

01:29:03.300 Yeah, you sang it, dude

01:29:04.360 I forgot

01:29:04.900 You sang it

01:29:06.060 Alright, alright

01:29:06.740 It's Money Cakes

01:29:07.400 I do want to give you

01:29:08.320 A little kudos on the song

01:29:09.300 It's the only song

01:29:10.080 That I've ever seen

01:29:10.760 People who have never

01:29:11.500 Heard the song before

01:29:12.540 Know the words

01:29:13.180 Cause you know how to count

01:29:14.060 The first time they hear it 1.00

01:29:15.240 Cause you know how to fucking count 0.99

01:29:15.760 It's like the whole audience 0.99

01:29:16.880 Joined in 0.99

01:29:17.340 Even the woman in the wheelchair 1.00

01:29:18.720 Started belting out 1.00

01:29:20.300 The fucking words 1.00

01:29:21.020 She's like 1.00

01:29:21.400 Every word

01:29:22.540 She doesn't speak English

01:29:23.380 I just said she didn't know the words to the song, Wampa 0.98

01:29:28.520 Wampa, why don't you

01:29:30.140 She is Danish 0.99

01:29:30.900 If Wampa wanted to join right now 1.00

01:29:32.440 Yeah, it's got to do

01:29:33.640 We do have to get you in here at some point

01:29:35.440 Why don't we talk about this guy?

01:29:36.600 I know, here we go

01:29:37.300 Ladies and gentlemen

01:29:38.600 Representing the Arabs, okay

01:29:42.440 Someone who has had to listen to so much haram this weekend

01:29:45.820 Just endless amounts of haram

01:29:48.400 Alhamdulillah, inshallah

01:29:50.060 He will forgive you for coming to this wedding

01:29:52.260 Okay 1.00

01:29:53.080 we've got money fucking 0.99

01:29:54.380 freaking money kicks 0.99

01:29:55.500 damn I did it again 0.99

01:29:56.180 we've got money kicks 0.99

01:29:57.040 what's up money

01:29:59.860 well I really enjoyed

01:30:01.140 thank you guys for having me

01:30:02.260 yes sir

01:30:02.720 I really enjoyed

01:30:03.760 and it felt like home

01:30:05.840 you know it felt like Dubai

01:30:06.860 good energy

01:30:07.700 met a lot of people

01:30:08.860 you're the man

01:30:09.400 so well behaved as well

01:30:11.000 thank you so much

01:30:11.920 it's part of the culture

01:30:12.740 and I tried the best burger

01:30:13.580 I'm not joking

01:30:14.360 I'm not saying because you're my friend

01:30:15.420 it's the best burger

01:30:16.460 I've ever tried in my life

01:30:17.540 the crisp around it

01:30:19.020 amazing

01:30:19.820 thank you

01:30:20.560 amazing

01:30:21.140 thank you guys for having me

01:30:22.980 How's Dubai this time of year?

01:30:23.880 No, it's very hot.

01:30:25.280 So hot.

01:30:25.560 Even hotter than this.

01:30:26.580 Really?

01:30:26.840 Like, if you walk five minutes, you're like in a sauna.

01:30:29.460 How did you guys meet?

01:30:30.260 How do you make these Dubai connections?

01:30:32.320 I don't know if we're not in that, not in that.

01:30:33.840 No, I met him when he was 15 years old.

01:30:37.520 14, I wasn't at it.

01:30:38.560 Oh, my God.

01:30:39.040 He was a high schooler, bro.

01:30:40.040 And now you're like a prince?

01:30:41.920 Okay, don't be weird about it.

01:30:43.920 No, I guess this is...

01:30:45.920 I guess this is...

01:30:47.140 How old are you now?

01:30:49.880 23.

01:30:50.240 30? So I was 21. Not to make it weird, bro, but I knew I'd seen this kid up and coming

01:30:58.780 in Dubai. It's not weird, bro. I seen him up and coming in Dubai. Yeah, he's making content.

01:31:04.320 He's visiting the States. I've always supported up and coming creators. Look at Zircon. I'm

01:31:09.080 happy to be your hero, buddy. And so I visited him in the studio one day and been friends

01:31:15.320 ever since and then we went to the zoo we had the zoo bro you played with the tigers oh my gosh i

01:31:20.160 got ring where the tiger gave me ring work it's all good bro maybe he was wrestling money kicks

01:31:25.440 what'd you think about this uh and gp does continue asking what does money kicks do tell gp what you

01:31:31.660 do so i do like social media influencing and uh i'm with my father my father owns uh around 40

01:31:38.060 companies your father owns dubai money kicks okay like let's just be honest yeah so he worked hard

01:31:43.140 He started from zero and built an empire that's big, alhamdulillah, and we're proud of it, and inshallah, I wish to do my own empire, too.

01:31:51.560 Yeah, he made a kid who's hustling himself.

01:31:53.960 That's why I respect you, bro.

01:31:55.300 No, thank you, brother. 0.99

01:31:55.740 You come from money, but it doesn't seem like you're just a fucking nice, crowded, hustling kid. 0.98

01:31:59.620 No, I appreciate you. 0.98

01:31:59.800 You always supported me since day one.

01:32:01.580 You always kept it real.

01:32:02.620 Also, I see you growing.

01:32:04.280 You always never change.

01:32:05.820 You know, some people change with success, and you're always humble.

01:32:08.760 So I still don't know what you do.

01:32:10.260 He just said it.

01:32:10.900 I don't know.

01:32:11.460 You built an empire.

01:32:12.000 He did just say it.

01:32:12.820 But build an empire, but what does that mean?

01:32:14.500 You're doing what?

01:32:14.920 He said his dad owns 40 companies.

01:32:17.620 Okay.

01:32:18.040 And he's trying to build his own empire.

01:32:19.280 Through social media.

01:32:19.880 I understand, but...

01:32:21.640 Doesn't seem like it.

01:32:22.520 What is...

01:32:23.280 When you say you're following your dad's,

01:32:25.420 what do you actually do?

01:32:26.560 Like, what's your...

01:32:26.940 Yeah, I do social media, and I do...

01:32:28.240 What type of content, maybe?

01:32:29.280 Yeah, I do, like, different type of content.

01:32:31.840 Luxury stuff, car stuff.

01:32:34.740 And I do a lot of charity stuff, too.

01:32:36.440 So I went to Africa and to the refugee camp.

01:32:39.980 Did you donate to Mr. B's team water? 0.94

01:32:41.920 yeah he didn't just message me so you gotta do it hey you gotta do it dude he's mr beast is at 0.53

01:32:47.040 actually let's let's check he told me he wanted to raise 40 million fucking dot 40 million dollars 0.96

01:32:53.760 to help give people clean water around the world i was like damn jam jimmy that is a lot of 0.98

01:33:00.160 fucking money god damn and he is at 30.3 million dollars 1.00

01:33:07.200 anyone who talks shit about mr beast go you've been looking at me fuck yourself wait what what 1.00

01:33:14.200 is this go fuck yourself you're going to hell and you suck i don't think you get to choose 1.00

01:33:19.360 damnation for people okay relax you're right you're right i see something sparking off right 1.00

01:33:23.220 i'm saying what's this guy's deal what's going on you're looking over here the whole time you 1.00

01:33:26.800 were you've been grilling stop fucking saying this shit no you're mouthing off man bro there's 1.00

01:33:35.040 already been enough fucking fighting on this podcast 1.00

01:33:37.060 and you come over here and you start talking shit. 1.00

01:33:39.980 You seem like you're 1.00

01:33:41.140 trying to say something to me with those eyes.

01:33:43.120 I don't say anything. What do you want me to say?

01:33:44.180 Just chill your man out.

01:33:46.700 It's your first show back. You need to relax.

01:33:49.640 You came in wearing a fucking 1.00

01:33:51.180 green tuxedo. You didn't get the memo? 1.00

01:33:53.520 No respect. Everyone wears

01:33:55.100 black. That was the rule. You come in here.

01:33:56.600 I wanted everybody to look at me and say

01:33:59.020 hey, put that guy back in the intro.

01:34:01.960 I wanted you back,

01:34:03.080 Bro, they cut you.

01:34:03.940 That was wrong.

01:34:04.620 And I will say that.

01:34:05.560 And I know these guys won't acknowledge that.

01:34:06.920 They keep brushing past him.

01:34:07.960 Why did we?

01:34:09.220 There was a new intro made.

01:34:10.680 There was a decision made.

01:34:12.000 Why did we talk about the intro?

01:34:12.620 It's fine.

01:34:13.040 It has been updated in like two years.

01:34:14.480 I haven't responded to requests to come on the show.

01:34:18.920 So I guess I kind of like.

01:34:20.840 Yeah, he missed a lot of episodes.

01:34:22.760 Remember, he kept supposed to be coming on.

01:34:24.280 He'd be like, oh, my head hurts.

01:34:25.960 I got smashed in the crane.

01:34:28.400 There was always some excuse.

01:34:29.720 Yeah, the rumor was he was milking the eye injury.

01:34:31.800 I got your back. I have had your back the whole episode. There's no reason to throw furniture in. There's no reason to bring furniture in. It makes sense. There's no need. Too many cooks in the kitchen. These are the type of shows that happen after the main events, bro. It's just now you're accusing a friend of mine who gave me equity in a big drink business that someone else didn't. You're accusing him of stank on the wrong fucking guy. Please. OK. Dr. Logan. Why don't you do yourself a favor? Step up and try that shit with a fucking patriot.

01:35:01.800 I didn't get the memo. 1.00

01:35:02.720 Go at a Patriot and see what happens. 0.98

01:35:04.200 I apologize. 1.00

01:35:04.940 I apologize.

01:35:05.740 I didn't get the memo.

01:35:06.700 Stay back.

01:35:07.340 Stay back.

01:35:07.720 You're going to have to lob a volley in Gettysburg against this guy.

01:35:10.740 Don't move back.

01:35:10.960 Okay?

01:35:11.600 Don't slap it.

01:35:12.400 Don't slap it.

01:35:12.900 Don't slap it.

01:35:14.340 Screwed up big time. 0.98

01:35:15.260 He's just a Como beast. 0.99

01:35:15.880 He's got the typhoid fever from the trenches of Civil War. 0.99

01:35:19.540 Okay?

01:35:19.860 Or the Revolutionary War.

01:35:21.060 I apologize for when we're in the green suit.

01:35:22.180 So does the Civil War. 0.99

01:35:23.020 As a fucking Patriot, show some respect. 0.99

01:35:24.740 I'm just saying I'm deeply sorry. 0.99

01:35:26.280 I apologize.

01:35:27.160 Don't do it.

01:35:27.740 Don't do it.

01:35:28.060 I was just bringing it to your attention

01:35:30.060 Just letting you know

01:35:30.780 I'll never wear a different color suit

01:35:34.100 To a wedding again

01:35:34.780 I thought it would have been nice

01:35:35.840 We're a traditional black

01:35:38.220 He churned a whole barrel of cottage cheese this morning

01:35:40.940 Outside of his pilgrim's inn

01:35:43.800 This dude's the ring 1.00

01:35:44.780 He's got a fucking musket 1.00

01:35:47.260 I'm out there being a patriot 1.00

01:35:48.740 You're wearing a green fucking outfit 1.00

01:35:50.180 What's wrong with you? 1.00

01:35:52.240 It's alright though

01:35:53.040 We gotta get out of here

01:35:54.080 We haven't even brought Wampa 1.00

01:35:55.020 Look at this fucking guy 0.99

01:35:56.740 I'm gonna take off 0.99

01:35:57.660 It was nice to meet you, Jeff.

01:35:59.680 Logan, congrats.

01:36:00.240 Okay, okay.

01:36:00.900 Thank you, Jeff.

01:36:01.400 Beautiful.

01:36:01.600 Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.

01:36:02.980 Hey, hey, hey, I want to say this.

01:36:04.280 We haven't been doing content together lately.

01:36:06.540 I love you.

01:36:07.140 I'm happy that we're back together.

01:36:08.220 I was just joking the whole time. 1.00

01:36:09.340 I don't care about this shit. 1.00

01:36:10.260 No, I'm talking about you and I. 1.00

01:36:11.260 Fuck this shit. 1.00

01:36:12.040 I'm talking about you and I. 1.00

01:36:12.760 I'm happy you're back.

01:36:13.200 I'm going to say what's up real quick, bro.

01:36:14.620 I'm out.

01:36:15.260 We love you.

01:36:15.760 We love you, Jeff.

01:36:16.660 Love you, Jeff.

01:36:17.540 I love you.

01:36:18.340 I love you.

01:36:19.060 I love you.

01:36:19.380 Thank you.

01:36:19.640 Thank you, bro.

01:36:20.340 Thank you.

01:36:20.640 Hey, dinner tonight, in an hour, in an hour.

01:36:23.940 Yeah, I could use a drink.

01:36:25.900 We're wrapping up here, but I have to say something.

01:36:28.020 I just have to say one thing.

01:36:29.060 Okay, you go. 1.00

01:36:29.760 His green suit sucked. 0.99

01:36:32.940 I'm good, guys. 1.00

01:36:34.280 No, no, no, no, that's not it, Wampa.

01:36:36.140 Double Moscow Mule, please, would be awesome.

01:36:37.740 Thank you.

01:36:38.160 You can stand right there in front of the cameras.

01:36:39.620 That's perfect, GP.

01:36:40.480 I'll do only water.

01:36:42.260 Wampa, Wampa.

01:36:43.660 So, yeah, yeah.

01:36:44.660 Before we even, it's been a minute.

01:36:46.120 Before we even get started, it should be acknowledged there's someone on this show

01:36:49.040 that is a massive supporter of Mexico.

01:36:52.420 Some would say he does more for Mexican people

01:36:54.380 than anyone else.

01:36:57.960 It's Mike. 1.00

01:37:00.640 Bullshit. 1.00

01:37:01.240 How many times did I say Viva Mexico? 1.00

01:37:03.300 What? 1.00

01:37:04.400 It's bullshit, right? 1.00

01:37:05.820 What are you trying to do? 1.00

01:37:06.880 What is the next thing you're going to say?

01:37:08.500 I'm going to open up 1010 in Mexico now.

01:37:10.980 It's all marketing for you, huh?

01:37:12.140 How many times did I say Viva Mexico? 1.00

01:37:13.700 Fuck you. 1.00

01:37:14.340 That's what he says. 1.00

01:37:15.260 That's what Kevin says as well. 1.00

01:37:17.020 GP wanted me to tell you you're a fucking liberal. 0.99

01:37:19.040 by the way because oh you know speaking of gp it was incredible how the universe decided to 0.99

01:37:24.480 cut his speech i cannot believe that how funny was that was so funny my dad's talking he just kept

01:37:30.960 on speaking and speaking and everybody's like you should shut up now getting too long and the

01:37:37.440 universe was like i'm just gonna make it rain yeah it started raining that's because he started

01:37:41.600 crying which has never happened before disrupted the entire equilibrium of the universe he shed 0.96

01:37:47.040 a tear and the world was like oh fuck this tornado too not light rain how many times you seen your 0.97

01:37:53.120 dad cry man maybe like less than five in my life less than five times and and yesterday it's because 0.99

01:38:02.240 he when he does he conceals it like he did yesterday fucking guy wore sunglasses we knew 0.95

01:38:07.360 he was crying but you didn't really see it you didn't really see it but you're right it was 0.97

01:38:13.500 beautiful but it was long it was getting a little bumpy bumpy is the right word but i liked when he

01:38:20.640 said it was a really beautiful story about the back flip yeah it's funny because that was the

01:38:25.580 first 10 seconds man yeah like everybody was like holy shit if they'd ended there my mom would have

01:38:31.720 been crying pam would have been like maybe there's a chance like bro right um do you think you're

01:38:37.180 gonna drink as much tonight or when no no there's no way you do have to the title defenses the i

01:38:45.500 can't the uh the trophies are renewed tomorrow no yes you can give it to anybody man wait are you 0.96

01:38:51.620 when's your flight no i missed the flight because of the trophy this is great this is fucking great

01:38:56.620 yeah it's a great way to miss a flight man yeah it's fine bro last night was last night it's been

01:39:01.920 so fun reuniting with you bro yeah i'm just hanging out it's been great to see all of you again

01:39:06.940 Yeah, it's been sick.

01:39:08.040 Felt like a high school reunion.

01:39:09.120 Did you have any good food at the wedding?

01:39:11.240 Yeah.

01:39:12.700 Let me remember.

01:39:14.600 That's not a good sign.

01:39:15.500 Oh, yeah, the hot dogs were amazing. 0.86

01:39:18.200 There were some okay burgers, a bit shitty.

01:39:21.320 But the hot dogs were incredible.

01:39:23.220 Really good service.

01:39:24.320 Yeah, most of the things here were very good.

01:39:26.320 Really?

01:39:26.840 Yeah.

01:39:27.200 Are the hot dogs from Italy?

01:39:28.380 Yeah.

01:39:28.880 Yeah.

01:39:29.320 No, no, weren't they supposed to be like Danish dogs?

01:39:33.020 No, your burgers were great.

01:39:34.360 Thank you.

01:39:34.580 It's out of the house, right?

01:39:36.740 He actually did one thing right.

01:39:38.360 Thank you.

01:39:38.700 Aside of getting close to Logan, his burgers.

01:39:42.000 We'll see how the night unfolds.

01:39:44.960 But, I mean, you only live once and we're here like now.

01:39:48.440 How do you feel that you're married?

01:39:50.120 Do you feel anything different?

01:39:52.560 I've been calling Nina my wife basically since we got engaged.

01:39:55.980 For me, putting the ring on her finger was the wife thing.

01:40:02.000 That was the union to me.

01:40:03.740 i've always thought marriage not thought this is objective marriage is a societal construct like it 0.99

01:40:11.020 just is like the government's not going to tell me who the fuck my lifelong partner is 0.98

01:40:14.880 on a piece of paper i'm sorry that's just what i believe um but i'll do the song and dance because 0.99

01:40:20.100 the experience is nice and it means a lot to her because you're a liberal so because i'm a liberal

01:40:24.660 and uh but but um no no it's cool to actually i guess like cement it but in my head she's she's

01:40:31.980 been my wife she's like since i got a question for you when she actually became your wife why

01:40:36.840 did you start calling her your fiance yeah yeah so weird you've been calling her your wife since

01:40:41.360 you met her and then literally every time you talked about her last night after you got married

01:40:44.740 you called her your fiance because i do it's like 50 50 because in the right context or the wrong

01:40:48.880 i'll be like hey that's my wife they're like oh you got married i'm like no but marriage is just

01:40:52.440 a societal construct and like no government's not gonna tell i don't want to dive into it so i go

01:40:56.320 back and forth and last night i got confused i got i got confused i've been confused cte did you

01:41:00.940 find it hard i talked about it a little bit earlier did you find it hard balancing your desire

01:41:04.960 to capture the moment and enjoy the moment last night i wasn't doing any capturing no you weren't

01:41:11.680 there was other people doing it but no we had a little tiny little thing but oh oh yeah that that 0.99

01:41:18.580 that fucked me up that fucked me up but guess what i talked to jake and he goes dog you're tripping 0.99

01:41:23.540 i said i said i said jake i need you to tell me if i need you to validate me or tell me if i'm 0.99

01:41:28.420 tripping he's like you're tripping you're good you're just very specific very specific yeah

01:41:33.600 here's what happened um no i'm not even gonna say it what are we talking about what's it been like

01:41:39.980 seeing all your old friends bro this is the this is like the best weekend of my life it's the best

01:41:45.000 weekend of my life and it's not even over yet it's been amazing it's uh max max said this the

01:41:52.460 poet my poet friend mac vilski he's not here right he's not oh he's right there holy shit he's right 0.58

01:41:56.740 You want to say it? 0.60

01:41:57.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:41:58.300 Yeah, I think you should say it.

01:41:59.940 You want to get this mic?

01:42:04.660 Or even GP, do you intend on adding any more gems of wisdom this episode?

01:42:08.220 Cuz he- Yeah, you've been great, so many gems.

01:42:10.220 Mi hermano, guampa.

01:42:11.860 My daughter, my daughter, yeah, yeah.

01:42:15.400 Immigrants, immigrants.

01:42:16.560 Say what you said. 1.00

01:42:18.340 Yesterday, yesterday, no, Thursday when we got here, crazy day.

01:42:22.500 um all i could think about is how many crazy things have happened since the beginning of 0.99

01:42:29.460 our relationship of everybody here that has come into this ridiculous situation this shit's absurd 0.99

01:42:35.280 insane no insane you like never expected it in any any of you never no no no jake said it in 0.99

01:42:41.440 his speech last night this was another zinger he had he's like dude the paul family here in lake

01:42:47.160 como is like not we're so out of place he said this wedding should have been at a motel six 0.84

01:42:53.420 and cleveland and cleveland and he's fucking right yeah like weird i just can't believe we're here 0.84

01:42:59.160 brother it's super impressive but it's we've gone to the point where if you look at the infinity 0.90

01:43:06.500 sign you got this one on this side you got this one on this side and you put these two together

01:43:10.960 we're right here in the middle and everything that has brought us to this point will now

01:43:17.340 explode out on the other side and will continue to be the most absurd and beautiful and like

01:43:26.340 just absolutely crazy things to come but it had to you had to bring everybody from both of your

01:43:34.020 lives both you and nina to hear the most beautiful place on earth are you kidding me you said it

01:43:39.360 last night, this is the best party of all time.

01:43:42.060 Is this not the best party of all time?

01:43:43.480 Can we all agree on that?

01:43:44.520 Amazing.

01:43:45.360 My God.

01:43:45.900 Let's go.

01:43:46.600 Look at that.

01:43:47.420 Come on.

01:43:48.460 This is great.

01:43:49.480 And I mean, I don't know how you're gonna top it.

01:43:52.420 I'm sure there'll be something else, but this is epic, man.

01:43:55.600 To see it from the very beginning to get to here now.

01:44:00.460 Well, I love you.

01:44:01.480 I'm glad you and everyone can make it.

01:44:03.480 I think personally, I'm definitely peaking in life.

01:44:06.480 I'm peaking right now.

01:44:07.880 It's a peak.

01:44:08.720 I'm cool with saying it.

01:44:09.440 Don't hear that, Triple H.

01:44:12.520 I'm peaking in my personal life.

01:44:14.000 In my career, I think I still got to become WWE champion. 1.00

01:44:16.980 Shit, John Cena. 0.99

01:44:18.220 John Cena, August 31st in Paris, brother. 1.00

01:44:21.260 I'm going to dethrone you.

01:44:22.780 Watch out.

01:44:23.540 Watch out, big bro.

01:44:24.260 It was very cool to tag team with John Cena.

01:44:29.300 But to beat John Cena. 0.99

01:44:32.240 Now that's a fucking, that's a checklist. 0.99

01:44:34.540 That's something to have on your resume. 0.99

01:44:35.560 It was a good move for you to partner up with him.

01:44:37.760 Friends close.

01:44:38.720 enemies closer yeah you know that was all no i i i when i when i parted with him i genuinely was 0.80

01:44:44.100 like like bro it's john cena i was fucking i was ecstatic but then it's like there was um it's it 0.51

01:44:50.660 appeared that there was a bit of like an ego clash which like is kind of predictable and let's be 0.88

01:44:57.000 honest like i i know you're john cena mad respect why you've done great things bro i'm logan paul

01:45:04.540 The most humble wrestler in the WWE

01:45:06.460 Extremely humble

01:45:07.540 May I say

01:45:08.720 Extremely humble

01:45:11.600 So whether he or the WWE fans

01:45:15.920 Like it or not

01:45:16.600 Or will admit it or not

01:45:17.840 I will force them to put respect on my name

01:45:20.340 John Cena is the greatest of all time

01:45:22.720 For now

01:45:24.580 I

01:45:26.380 Intend to be

01:45:29.080 The greatest of all time

01:45:30.860 If not one of the greatest of all times

01:45:32.440 I want my name thrown in the hat

01:45:34.000 a way to do that is to go toe to toe with john cena in every facet of wrestling that's on the

01:45:43.720 mic that's in the ring that's even backstage interacting with people like there's a real

01:45:49.860 thing when it comes to being a locker room leader like the guy who leads the company is the face of

01:45:54.500 the company is respectful to everyone in the crew to everyone who helps make this well-oiled machine

01:46:01.800 work and john cena has been that guy for 20 25 years and i fully believe i have the capacity

01:46:08.640 to do all of that and so i've taken my notes i've learned from him he's the master and i got the

01:46:13.960 tag team with him and learn from him but now i'm going to use the things he's taught me 0.98

01:46:18.000 to beat his fucking ass in front of everyone in paris and the fact that i get to wrestle him in 1.00

01:46:23.960 france in front of the entire world in my fourth year as an outsider go fuck yourself i'm not an 1.00

01:46:31.020 outsider i belong here and i intend to show everyone that in paris on august 31st at clash 0.97

01:46:35.600 in paris we'll see what happens i'm gonna go enjoy my wedding guys thank you thank you for coming

01:46:40.400 thank you for doing this podcast it's been a pleasure mike always fun with you mike 0.82

01:46:44.180 brother hey sorry for making you work the whole weekend the whole fucking i do want to say because 0.81

01:46:48.860 i didn't say it on the show congrats honestly i know i said in the beginning but i'm very proud 0.91

01:46:52.200 of you and i'm very happy for you and i and all of god's blessings upon you and your your beautiful

01:46:56.340 wife and your baby. My wife.

01:46:58.120 Let's give it up for the bride and groom!

01:47:00.200 And the baby, that's me!

01:47:02.300 Mr. and Mrs.

01:47:03.180 Woo!

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - August 21, 2025

Logan Paul & Nina Agdal’s INSANE Italian Wedding, Jake Paul VS Gervonta Davis, John Cena’s DOWNFALL

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