Impaulsive with Logan Paul - May 20, 2025


Logan Paul On Liver King Lying To His Face, Theo Von Attacking Fan, John Cena’s Regrettable Heel Run

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Adin Ross on Hate for MrBeast, Ongoing KSI Beef, Confronts Kanye and Trump’s Son Tfue Exposes Ninja For Ruining His Fortnite Career, Faze Banks Fallout, Dating His Assistant

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00:00:00.000 Hey, what's up? I'm Tony Gonzalez.
00:00:01.540 And I'm October Gonzalez.
00:00:02.940 But you can call me Toby.
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00:00:08.960 Where we get real about marriage, parenthood, sex, divorce,
00:00:12.520 and all the nitty gritty stuff we all think about.
00:00:14.980 But just don't say it out loud.
00:00:16.060 You're probably just going to be some rich guy
00:00:17.460 and he's going to whisk you away.
00:00:19.760 This is awkward.
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00:00:28.460 Theo Fawn
00:00:30.580 When is attacking fans?
00:00:32.460 Zally
00:00:32.820 When Theo saw him
00:00:34.200 It's pretty obvious
00:00:35.100 He saw the clown from it
00:00:36.220 Crawling out the store
00:00:37.220 Liver King was hiding 1.00
00:00:38.500 A lot of shit 1.00
00:00:39.180 Like where did lies end? 1.00
00:00:40.320 I think he's still 1.00
00:00:41.160 Fucking lying 1.00
00:00:42.020 There was a ranking 0.99
00:00:42.920 Of the smartest YouTubers
00:00:44.120 That just came out
00:00:44.960 They've got Faze of Daft on here
00:00:46.280 He should be working on a farm
00:00:47.580 I have so much
00:00:49.220 Repressed trauma
00:00:50.260 Childhood stuff
00:00:51.320 Life stuff
00:00:52.020 Oh yeah you're cooked
00:00:52.720 Bro
00:00:52.920 Stop
00:00:53.640 I've been considering
00:00:55.280 Potentially doing
00:00:56.140 My lost one
00:00:56.840 I think I would do it with you
00:00:58.100 Should we do a podcast?
00:00:59.320 What's up, ladies and gentlemen?
00:01:00.100 Welcome back to Impulse.
00:01:00.800 And today we're sitting with two demons that represent all of our repressed emotions. 1.00
00:01:04.940 I cannot believe how many women like Paul American. 0.78
00:01:09.300 Here he goes.
00:01:10.060 And mostly women have it hard. 1.00
00:01:12.100 You're deceptively intelligent, but you kind of just look like a giant thumb. 1.00
00:01:15.220 Every once in a while, I'll throw out a bestselling book that I wrote.
00:01:17.600 Just to show people what's part of it.
00:01:19.660 Every once in a while.
00:01:20.280 John Cena is getting some of the biggest reactions he's ever had.
00:01:23.060 He's puppeteering the crowd.
00:01:24.180 He's playing you people like a fiddle.
00:01:25.380 Too easy.
00:01:25.980 Wow.
00:01:26.440 That's the thing about being a heel.
00:01:28.100 Now, I'm just going to say this.
00:01:38.460 25.
00:01:39.760 25.
00:01:40.220 Ha, 25.
00:01:41.700 25.
00:01:42.740 Bro, I'm not going to lie to you, bro.
00:01:43.860 I'm fired up, bro.
00:01:44.920 Well, you're going to have to contain that fire for just one second.
00:01:46.920 Why?
00:01:47.280 Because the microphone's decreasing.
00:01:48.900 The camera angles are all...
00:01:49.940 Who cares?
00:01:50.800 Who cares?
00:01:51.180 It's impulsive.
00:01:51.900 Make it like it used to be.
00:01:52.860 Yeah, but people are going to watch the show and be like, what is this?
00:01:55.220 You're putting the engine up this time.
00:01:56.720 We're doing a...
00:01:57.720 yeah but i hate it i did it but i hate it yo every time every time every time we do a boys
00:02:03.800 only episode where it's like this where we're just kicking it they're like these are my favorite 0.53
00:02:07.020 episodes they're just hanging out i feel like it says that bro caleb is are my not right
00:02:12.960 they're like bro put a persona over on that couch it could be one of our audience members that's
00:02:18.560 here with us dude this is it's a this is obnoxious because dude this truly is a boys only like you
00:02:24.140 and i are just sitting on the smallest couch in the world and dress to the dress to the night
00:02:29.100 we're both kind of wearing like a similar outfit and you've been looking good by the way now that
00:02:32.800 you're 40 but dressing up with no no more graphic tees that was a big i mean i still have them but
00:02:37.480 i've been trying to i've been trying to dress a little bit better dude because what do you what
00:02:41.200 do you use money i love what do you do yeah well said you want some of this welcome back to
00:02:45.620 the number one podcast in the world thank you guys for listening watching google whatever well
00:02:49.760 it's early bro if for us it's what it's 1 p.m yeah it's 12 50 we normally don't do podcasts
00:02:56.720 this early uh but here we are we're in puerto rico mike's here and he insists on sitting within 0.81
00:03:01.720 six fucking inches of me even though we have a whole couch he could just go sit over there 0.78
00:03:06.400 and also would make it way more conversational i could just talk to you like this should we 0.99
00:03:11.340 should we do it here's the only reason i did it like this when i'm over there it feels like point
00:03:16.080 counterpoint like we're we're against each other do you know what i'm saying like over here it feels 0.72
00:03:20.600 like we're talking about the same shit like we're riding together on the same couch like if you put 0.99
00:03:24.460 wheels on this bitch bro we could drive this thing if i'm over there we're separated he does he does 1.00
00:03:29.340 he does make a point if we were in a car like imagine we're on a road trip just shooting the 1.00
00:03:35.500 shit i'd be driving obviously it would be like this bitch all right go ahead say where are we 0.99
00:03:41.280 going tuscaloosa amazing by the way i can go anywhere i want i have no home lost everything 1.00
00:03:46.280 graham stefan did a special on it mike malak lost coastal million dollars not even kidding
00:03:50.640 you know that you know graham stefan who by the way we had on our podcast i love graham stuff
00:03:55.800 yeah but he clickbaits you in like in like horrible settings on snapchat mike malak's
00:04:00.120 going bankrupt i'm sure i can find it mike malak made how lost how much money
00:04:04.200 I'm sure I have it
00:04:08.580 You know like Snapchat news
00:04:09.800 Like the news stories
00:04:11.460 You always pop up on Graham Stephan's channel
00:04:14.040 Mike Malak did what to his ex-girlfriend
00:04:16.800 No, no, it's not that
00:04:18.160 Oh, here's Graham Stephan 0.94
00:04:20.720 Damn, but you're not on it today 0.97
00:04:22.700 Is there a chance you're 0.99
00:04:24.680 I fell off
00:04:26.140 I think we did
00:04:30.140 Yeah, to make
00:04:30.820 yeah yeah he's never been in an interview with him yeah all right listen let's just how bad of
00:04:41.800 an investment buying certain homes could be the one he bought in los angeles it's just in a market
00:04:46.800 that didn't really go up that much he bought near the peak with reasonable interest rates but now
00:04:52.160 there's very few buyers out there for his type of house great thanks graham appreciate it dude 0.92
00:04:58.380 fucking twist the knife bro you know it's so funny when i walked into mike's doomed house 0.97
00:05:02.500 as he was trying to sell it i walked in and there's this nice realtor there uh brunette girl 0.99
00:05:07.280 standing there and she's trying to sell the house i understand she'd been doing it for a while and
00:05:11.300 you sold the house right yeah this is no longer an issue right yep yeah and good job by the way
00:05:15.800 thank you congratulations well and people don't know the story of why it had to sell and i'll
00:05:19.780 tell in the yeah i'll tell in the future it's a little early right now but but good yeah so it's
00:05:24.080 all this realtor there mike's like oh she's on like a reality show my fiance loves reality
00:05:28.360 shows um and and what's it called the valley the valley yeah his realtors on on on this uh
00:05:34.780 michelle michelle lally yeah and her and her ex her ex hubby jesse lally they're on this dramatic
00:05:40.560 show together where they have to navigate navigate valley real estate while also navigating this like
00:05:46.300 kind of nasty breakup and they've got nasty is an under they've got these new like people
00:05:51.300 what's on what show it's on what channel uh i don't know bravo i just i just i just walk in
00:05:56.460 and Nina's watching it and it's so funny to see her in like a professional setting trying to like
00:06:00.800 sell your house and like hustle and do her job and then you know the exact opposite on reality 0.98
00:06:05.360 tv where it's a shit show i gotta be honest with you it's it is messy well you would know 0.99
00:06:10.940 you would know just we just finished season one of of all american paul paul paul american well 0.98
00:06:17.360 the originals i haven't seen the show
00:06:19.880 what i i don't i haven't seen the show i don't consume content unless it's death love and
00:06:30.440 sex and robots like what do i do what do i do should i just binge all the episodes no i'll
00:06:36.860 tell you what you do bro i feel like i see it in real life but i but okay that is true that is
00:06:42.140 true to be fair i haven't read his best-selling book thank you there i said it all right what's 0.79
00:06:46.760 what's the difference what's the fucking difference dude i haven't read the book my mom is writing a 0.98
00:06:53.040 book she wrote a book it's called fuck the pauls she's very upset that her scene from our reality 0.99
00:06:58.840 show where she was promoting her book got cut she's very upset she's she sent me a text let me
00:07:04.180 tell you what she said mom i'm sorry but this is probably privately upset and now we're just airing
00:07:08.820 her out no no no because it's fair she had a whole scene where she's like she's talking about
00:07:13.180 you know i wrote this book here's what it's called whatever she said she said uh she said uh
00:07:19.720 it's not in there and i'm literally furious having chest pain about it mainly because it was the only
00:07:24.940 time that i was in it all by myself and it was a really good and fun scene i want to know who
00:07:29.180 is responsible for that cut please with eight exclamation points she was but bro she deserves
00:07:34.380 to be pissed she should be she keeps getting the short end of the of the corporate stick yep yep
00:07:39.100 and and and and by the way that's her i think ultimate concern she feels like she wasn't
00:07:44.980 adequately represented in the show that her personality was kind of more like a kind of
00:07:50.820 like a side character when she's got a lot of personality um it just wasn't really shown and
00:07:55.880 that scene obviously like to promote her book that she spent the past two years writing called 0.78
00:08:00.260 fuck the pauls by the way what the hell it's incredible by the way i read the manuscript back
00:08:04.900 because i wrote an endorsement for it i told i had a conversation with pam about you didn't read 0.99
00:08:09.380 the manuscript yes i did no you didn't i'm calling you out yes i did i read the manuscripts i did
00:08:16.060 dude it was really nice i skimmed through it yes i did there was he goes he goes i wrote a review
00:08:24.140 for your for your book and then he went no i didn't pam come on look at look at this face
00:08:32.000 does this look like the face of someone who would blatantly lie come on dude no but the but but his
00:08:37.320 review of the book that he didn't read is so good it's almost like he read it yeah yeah read the
00:08:42.940 book read your review for pam's book that you haven't read no he wrote it he's a great writer
00:08:48.020 not a great reader or viewer of any content it seems of anything related to the pauls no unless
00:08:54.900 he's profiting directly off it like this show for example that makes zero dollars no i can't i can't
00:09:00.840 find it i can't well i know it's good i think it's good i think you should read it and mom
00:09:05.320 i'm making up for mom it was the network i don't know how to tell you it the network wanted the
00:09:12.700 scene cut and i when i saw the note i was really surprised i was like that should have probably
00:09:18.900 been in the finale and but then when i saw the cuts it was still in there so i thought they just
00:09:22.580 forgot about it but apparently didn't make the final final cut yes the season finale with jake
00:09:26.540 fighting tyson and stuff and so mom this is your promotion for your book yeah this feels like an
00:09:30.280 adequate promotion yeah especially if you could find the thing it's in my it's i put it i moved
00:09:35.040 into my trash oh i moved pam directly into the trash just like the cutters at hb
00:09:41.020 oh man she was she she texted me she's like this seems like a breach of contract oh i have it i
00:09:49.220 was like what's claws exactly pam she's like well you guys have creative control right i'm like no 0.77
00:09:54.180 no we fucking don't this is gonna be a fun episode dude in this fiercely competitive critical and 0.62
00:10:00.120 oftentimes cruel new world of social media, Pam Stepnick walks us through the human condition in 0.97
00:10:05.480 a way only she can. As a mother of two of the world's biggest superstars, Logan and Jake Paul,
00:10:09.820 she survived mothering through bouts against Mike Tyson, global scandals, FBI raids, headlines,
00:10:15.500 heartbreaks, and everything else under the sun. Now she digs deep to offer what she has learned
00:10:19.400 the hard way, so maybe you don't have to. This is a raw and transparent look at the story behind one
00:10:24.000 of the most controversial families in American history, and a must-read moment, and a must-read
00:10:28.840 for anyone navigating this strange present moment it's pretty solid for someone who didn't even take
00:10:34.460 a glance at any of the pages um i'm currently reading it uh using speechify speechify is a
00:10:40.200 text to audio app that can read anything to you and so what i do because i'm not a great reader
00:10:46.160 is i i'll read along and as i'll listen so i'm using two of my senses senses to absorb the
00:10:52.180 content which really helps me understand it it's it's a solid book mom i have to say and i'm really
00:10:57.960 proud of you for doing it i agree because like to memorialize a story from her point of view
00:11:04.240 is i think really important for my daughter for her daughters like you know you have this like
00:11:10.400 mother who for her for pam yeah for her as well everybody out there should be journaling and
00:11:16.580 writing about their experience in this life not showing just pictures of it the things the
00:11:20.860 hardships that you went through the things that you went through i always it was something i
00:11:24.180 always thought about when i was a when i was a young lad how do we create a legacy for this life
00:11:30.100 and it's got to be more than instagram and twitter you know what i'm saying like you you memorialize
00:11:35.500 it in text like bro the history the history the pattern in history is here like think about the
00:11:40.180 libraries that are existent today that have been um you know somehow kept alive for thousands of
00:11:46.840 years it's like part of the only reason that we we knew what happened a thousand years ago two
00:11:50.540 thousand years ago and even then it gets fuzzy because like to preserve history like that i find
00:11:55.000 really important which is actually part of the reason i love making content not to get like crazy
00:11:58.780 philosophical here but documenting documenting is so important man like i'm telling you um my
00:12:05.720 granddaughter is gonna is gonna ask me she's gonna go who who who was your mom well who was pam like
00:12:10.900 what was her deal and i'll go look she has a book and like this this is who she was and what she was
00:12:16.440 about how she raised me and moreover as her son I'm reading her book I'm getting goosebumps a
00:12:22.860 little bit uh I'm reading her book and I'm being reminded of just how amazing of a mother she was
00:12:30.020 in our lives and and how how much she really impressed upon Jake and I that I think I I think
00:12:36.980 I like either forgot or like took took for granted as an adult like I totally underestimate I think
00:12:43.180 just how impactful um my mom's like calm collected level-headed demeanor was in shaping who i who i
00:12:51.120 am and ironically now going back to paul american i think when people watch this show
00:12:56.580 i think they are starting to understand exactly why jake and i especially me are the way we are
00:13:05.340 because of my my father you know mainly who is like there's only one way to describe him and
00:13:12.960 that is greg paul like he's indescribable and he is a certain way and growing up as a young man
00:13:21.240 you want to you want to emulate your dad you know that's your role model that's the person
00:13:25.700 you're looking up to and so like unknowingly i've absorbed and now emulate a lot of the
00:13:32.520 qualities that my that my dad does and so i've tried to take the ones that are like just make
00:13:37.280 him like amazing and and and and adopt those hard work the hard work the work ethic is is the main
00:13:44.420 one but it seems that i've also kind of got some of the like not so great qualities of like when
00:13:49.860 you get in the ring bro you're more more pam than greg how weird is that yeah how weird is except
00:13:55.540 in wwe yeah yeah it's you know why because i don't i don't know if i like you don't want to
00:14:02.340 kill it's that it's that it's that kill switch it's that kill switch i'm like more i'm a little
00:14:07.160 more like calculated with with it um but jake has that thing and i think it was as you can see on
00:14:12.620 the show i mean he was always the younger brother he was little brother jakey and yo people are
00:14:17.800 fucking with jake out of the show because you can see like the kid has a real sense of maturity and 0.82
00:14:22.640 especially emotional maturity about him i cannot believe how many women like paul american 0.98
00:14:31.720 here he goes and mostly women have it all but they love our reality show i can't believe it 0.99
00:14:40.060 because you say shit like that right well there's women involved and by the way yeah and by the way 0.97
00:14:45.920 this is a little note for for max on on as it pertains to season two you got women watching 0.99
00:14:51.620 stop cutting mama pam out of the content because they want to see mama pam and also
00:14:56.400 big note one of the biggest notes you left out and i you probably voiced it through sentiment but
00:15:02.320 as you read her book and as you watch the show and as anybody watching this hopefully
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00:16:36.420 Hey, what's up?
00:16:36.940 I'm Tony Gonzalez.
00:16:37.900 And I'm October Gonzalez.
00:16:39.280 But you can call me Toby.
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00:16:43.020 No Safe Words with October and Tony Gonzalez,
00:16:45.180 We get real about marriage, parenthood, sex, divorce, and all the nitty-gritty stuff we all think about, but just don't say out loud.
00:16:52.480 I hate that job.
00:16:53.320 You're probably just going to meet some rich guy, and he's going to whisk you away, and I'll never see you again.
00:16:58.560 Would you say a D-list actor?
00:17:02.000 D?
00:17:04.000 I don't even know.
00:17:04.780 There's such a thing as D.
00:17:05.820 No, no, no.
00:17:06.480 I mean, like—
00:17:07.040 I can't even get on the C-list.
00:17:07.920 Like, I'm not even average.
00:17:08.780 I'm not even passing.
00:17:09.760 I'm failing.
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00:17:21.900 He has this experience.
00:17:23.400 The amount of time that moms cut out of their lives to devote to their children is insane.
00:17:29.520 Bro, bro, bro.
00:17:30.160 And you're seeing it firsthand now with Nina.
00:17:31.880 Oh my God.
00:17:32.400 But bro, like that probably had to be one of the biggest takeaways from the book.
00:17:35.480 Like, hey, your life as it exists is now over.
00:17:39.160 that's not how it is for the man usually no 99 of the time or whatever amount of percent of the
00:17:43.300 time your life is over now you have you have you have foregone your your identity as pam step nick
00:17:50.700 or robin malak or nina agdahl and you have become just mom yeah that is your note like it's such a
00:17:57.180 and mother's day just passed shout out to all the moms watching this and to our moms watching this
00:18:01.380 because because man i i mean i speak for myself speak for you like i wouldn't be here metaphorically
00:18:07.680 physically physiologically without those people no way and dude you said it i'm seeing it firsthand
00:18:13.100 with nina dude it's insane and she'll she'll tell you like when people say like oh being a mom it's
00:18:18.000 a full-time job yo that's an understatement i have a full-time job i'm a wwe star that's a full-time 0.63
00:18:22.800 job this is a a overhaul of your entire life it's the only thing that that that truly matters in her
00:18:30.160 core is being a mother like she is like the the life she had is now like it's it has been
00:18:39.980 sacrificed for this this new life of of motherhood and family which you know she wouldn't change it
00:18:46.660 for the world but i'm just seeing how hard she works to nurture this little baby and seeing that
00:18:51.440 having just celebrated mother's day with like this girl who is my girlfriend then fiance and is now
00:18:56.400 like a mother and now father's day is coming up i'm like this is just we have a family that's
00:19:00.580 incredible while reading my mom must be nice man yeah it's good it's pretty great listen dude
00:19:05.240 are we getting season two and also can we can we collectively take a breath right now i just
00:19:11.520 realized something about this show man what's your what's your free test at what's your test
00:19:15.560 that bro testosterone yeah like give me your overall it's got to be 11 12 no no it's low no
00:19:20.820 because i because i keep jamming that intramuscular like 80 makes this test sip a week bro 0.96
00:19:25.220 and i sit here and i just want to fucking yell and you want to get we're talking about sweet 0.99
00:19:29.140 moms and we're flying through topics bro i bet you would punch someone in the face right now if 0.99
00:19:33.240 you could uh probably jay uso if i had to be honest wait before we get into jay uso i want to
00:19:38.980 say season two uh yeah we're waiting on the network to decide um we we have what i don't know
00:19:46.820 can you talk about it yeah i'll just say it a little bit we started shooting it um it's just
00:19:51.740 i think we're just waiting on them to give us like a final like here's what's happening how
00:19:55.600 did they perform how did season one perform like so let's look at the reviews no no no no not no i
00:20:00.580 think we should i think we should because i think quantitative no i think how are the ratings i'll 0.94
00:20:05.140 tell you right now okay this is the rating rotten tomatoes 42 fuck oh no no no no but here's the 0.87
00:20:13.180 problem so wait it's a picture of what if you get 42 no they put a little icon next to me what is it 0.93
00:20:18.880 it's a popcorn that spilled over it's a popcorn that spilled over caleb you got to put it on the
00:20:25.400 screen please it's a little popcorn that's so funny it's like it's like not great 42 is like
00:20:29.180 a failing grade what but no but here's the issue here's the issue anytime you have jake and i
00:20:35.620 subject to peer reviews obviously people that like the show aren't going to be like yo i'm going to 0.83
00:20:42.100 tomatoes it's the haters who are like i'm gonna fucking tank this thing and it's not like two
00:20:46.280 stars it's not three stars they go out of their way to rate the show one star so like the the 0.88
00:20:51.180 rating to me is is completely irrelevant i don't know what i mean by ratings i mean like it was
00:20:55.840 it nielsen how many views are people watching the show well that's the important metric i know
00:21:01.920 because it doesn't matter what people have to say it's as you know through wwe and as we'll talk
00:21:06.120 about with cena and with you yeah are the people watching are they talking are they coming back for
00:21:11.360 the next well yes they are look here's what they're saying we don't need more paul brothers
00:21:14.700 content and paul american really doesn't give us enough insight into jake and logan lives to make
00:21:18.120 us want to want to keep watching next thing well made fun to watch emotional my wife and i look
00:21:22.900 forward to every episode two brothers have made a huge mark in pop culture and this is a peak in
00:21:26.400 their life yes please and thank you so mix mix reviews polarizing is what it is yeah polarizing
00:21:31.980 we should call it like we know that we know that about us we're we're we're a polarizing family
00:21:36.280 and um i realized this is well about the show tony robbins has this amazing uh like analogy
00:21:43.340 or like exercise you know um i'll do it with you right now all right all right okay maybe you've
00:21:49.240 seen this before all right look around the room and i want you to collect in your head everything
00:21:55.440 that you see that's blue just give a quick scan yeah okay got everything that's blue yeah all
00:22:02.160 right now close your eyes all right what in the room is red the rope on the ring
00:22:08.480 that's it that's all i got that is kind of the only red thing oh no there's a prime can there's 0.91
00:22:16.800 there's a bunch of stuff well you ruined my fucking exercise okay let me try to ask me again 0.88
00:22:20.900 what the room is yellow i don't know yeah because you weren't looking for yellow mike right you were 0.98
00:22:26.740 looking for blue yeah i told you to look for blue i should have said the pikachu the tops on the
00:22:30.640 primes i did i did i tracked all of it yeah well there's there's tony robbins failed us once again
00:22:35.300 no the point is the point is most people who don't have a photographic memory like mike
00:22:40.920 if you're looking for stuff or in in the room that's blue you're going to see stuff that's
00:22:45.180 blue if you're not looking for what's yellow you're not going to see what's yellow so i found
00:22:49.200 that when you're watching this show if you're looking for reasons to hate it you'll find a
00:22:53.100 reason to hate it listen listen listen talking about pan made me happy but i'm actually really
00:22:58.880 mad right now and i do i want to cover this early in the episode while i still have the
00:23:02.700 the fire like i could break this chicken wing right now yeah um there was a ranking of the
00:23:07.580 smartest youtubers that just came out based on an ai generated uh list like of podcast appearances 0.90
00:23:14.180 we're not on it i saw that list well you're not you're not a youtuber you're you're an ex-addict
00:23:21.420 and best-selling author you're in a you're in a completely different category category if there
00:23:25.840 was an ex-addict and best-selling author smart list you would definitely no no no hold on a second
00:23:29.940 first of all the ex-addict author list is also ripe with really really smart yeah that's true
00:23:36.680 you might not even be on that list it's really wise and also before we go too far before we go
00:23:42.740 too far i do want to remind you that the last time we took a collaborative iq test i know you're
00:23:48.480 gonna get upset i know i'm upset okay okay okay no it's a 15 minute like a little bullshit test
00:23:53.440 fine you did win it you won the 15 minute test against the entire house okay i will say this 0.86
00:23:59.180 If you now draw that test out into a three-hour test,
00:24:01.900 I feel as confident about my results, okay?
00:24:04.440 I did one of those tests, Mike.
00:24:06.060 I know, and I know you scored very high.
00:24:07.860 Do you know what I scored, Mike?
00:24:09.860 You told me like a 140 or something like that.
00:24:13.420 139, which I was very proud of.
00:24:16.100 What were the scoring on the first time we took it at the house?
00:24:18.860 I scored a 128.
00:24:19.720 I think you got 127.
00:24:20.840 127, which was the same score as Rogan.
00:24:23.060 No, but Mike, it's irrelevant.
00:24:24.660 That was like a 15-minute online course.
00:24:27.200 If you want to take like a comprehensive.
00:24:28.560 it's directional it's directional it's directional it's directional look at look at the stats that
00:24:34.320 came out of that house no it's not directional i'll tell you why and i realized this as i was
00:24:39.000 taking my three-hour comprehensive intellectual quotient test for the wwe so that's how i got
00:24:44.200 this test done they literally shipped me in a crate to orlando florida and by the way 0.98
00:24:50.480 fucking orlando what the hell am i doing there i'll tell you what are you trying to say my brain 0.97
00:24:54.660 i'm testing my brain and so i sat in this test and dude it was so intellectually comprehensive 0.99
00:25:04.080 about 30 minutes in i'm like oh so this is what a real iq test is like it's not something you
00:25:09.300 do online you have a human a neurologist good administering the test good no but it's not just
00:25:15.680 pattern recognition it's like general knowledge it's spelling great it's it's great that's that's
00:25:20.380 what i'm trying to ask you about this list that put this this list of smartest youtubers uh rank
00:25:26.240 through ai analysis of podcast appearances first of all this list is the is this this list is the
00:25:32.260 dumbest thing i've ever seen in my entire life well i'm sorry this is i'm gonna let you i'm gonna
00:25:36.040 no i'm i'm going to okay starts off starts off the right way mr beast number one okay it there's a 0.97
00:25:43.400 world where i can get behind that okay rober at two world i could get behind that
00:25:49.700 this is where things start to go a bit haywire for me speed at three
00:25:58.220 what are you saying about speed come on global superstar one of the most world
00:26:05.460 renowned potentially the most culturally relevant person on the planet
00:26:09.120 acclaimed brainiac
00:26:13.520 i'm not i'm not buying it i'm not buying i want a proof point i'm sorry dude okay uh uh uh mkbhd
00:26:22.900 marcus right marquis marquis my bad uh f4 makes sense then a bunch i not nothing against mkbhd
00:26:30.740 yeah yeah that's right but like just because you review products doesn't mean no but no no no hold
00:26:38.080 Hold on a second.
00:26:38.600 Hold on a second.
00:26:39.200 I don't know.
00:26:39.320 Just because you like technology doesn't mean you're smart.
00:26:42.380 I'm just saying.
00:26:43.060 Hold on a second.
00:26:44.400 I'm just saying number four.
00:26:46.100 Number four.
00:26:46.940 At what proof point?
00:26:47.780 What he just said.
00:26:48.360 No, this is where my curiosity comes in.
00:26:50.640 Because clearly this list is not.
00:26:52.320 I'm just going to go completely out of control right now.
00:26:54.580 They've got phase adapt on here.
00:26:56.100 This list should be. 0.99
00:26:57.640 I don't give a shit what you say. 1.00
00:26:59.820 This list should be soaked in oil and burned. 1.00
00:27:03.820 And burned or sunk in a vat of acid by the cartel. 0.95
00:27:08.340 I'll tell you something. 1.00
00:27:08.600 This list is bullshit, okay? 1.00
00:27:10.620 I got you. 1.00
00:27:10.920 I have information.
00:27:11.700 I want, okay, go.
00:27:12.900 It's not real.
00:27:14.040 Obviously.
00:27:15.140 It's a fake list.
00:27:16.440 Obviously.
00:27:18.260 Okay, okay.
00:27:18.880 Generated to start a conversation.
00:27:21.040 Which it did.
00:27:21.860 Which it did.
00:27:22.580 Look at us now.
00:27:23.140 Shout out Feardbuck on Twitter for posting it.
00:27:27.640 But listen, dude, what are the metrics here?
00:27:30.500 What are the metrics for intelligent measurement?
00:27:33.060 no it's not for this list i'm talking about as a whole okay when you when you when you turn
00:27:39.320 something on and you say wow i like listening to that person they seem smart they seem like
00:27:44.580 an intelligent person what are your metrics for that judgment do you have an answer to that 1.00
00:27:50.280 question no but but i know you are going to and we're no i know you don't know shit you don't 0.86
00:27:54.600 know anything about what i'm gonna say okay but but when you base it off of just simply watching 0.83
00:28:00.260 people a lot of your judgment on their intelligence is based on their speaking skills
00:28:05.860 their their their ability to comprehend and then rebuttal in conversation or or present facts
00:28:14.100 like marquise does am i saying that right marquise is that correct maybe maybe even potentially their
00:28:20.200 their use of vocabulary the size of the words that they use their their their ability potentially
00:28:26.720 even to empathize who knows how deep that bucket goes where does it end because you may look at me
00:28:31.660 and we do crack and we do heroin and all that stuff but like dude at the end of the day
00:28:36.240 i want smoke with all these people no i do like i'm you know this 0.99
00:28:44.300 i want to go head to head with all of you motherfuckers bro i'm dead serious i don't 0.99
00:28:51.160 know i'm pissed off i'm not talking about adapt i'm not fucking talking about adapt bro okay he 1.00
00:28:56.160 he should be working on a farm even in 2020 even in 2025 and oh no an amish farm he should be 0.91
00:29:02.060 churning butter okay what i'm saying is to everyone else put me in the game i want i want if you're 0.94
00:29:09.060 not going to do it mr beast i'm going to do it where are the trivia outlets in today's day and
00:29:14.620 age where are the iq testing where you say okay this dude did drugs and dates porn stars okay
00:29:19.940 then let's go put me in the game intelligence is tough it's tough to fully measure because you can 0.99
00:29:25.720 have a high iq and still be a dumb ass like me like like yeah but you say that with a high level 0.97
00:29:32.380 of uh jovial sarcasm that the audience no but no no no no self-deprecation but you've created 0.99
00:29:39.820 multiple hundred million dollar it doesn't matter it doesn't matter because bro like i said based
00:29:45.280 on the talk about the lens we were referencing earlier there are people who will tell you that 0.99
00:29:50.140 i am a absolute fucking moron and i think they're right no the flip side the flip side to that is 0.97
00:29:58.180 i'm also the opposite of the exact opposite of that and what i'm saying is i think there's a 0.99
00:30:03.800 spectrum of intelligence and i think there's duality that can exist i think you can be really
00:30:09.180 smart and really not smart i think there's like like humans are humans are complex like 100 like
00:30:16.140 you you're people say it about you you're deceptively intelligent and i by that i mean
00:30:20.580 you're really smart but you kind of just look like a giant thumb and that's why i do that on
00:30:25.140 purpose because i prefer to be underestimated at all times last thing i want to do is thank you
00:30:31.640 the last thing i want to do is be perceived as some sort of threat let me fly under the radar
00:30:35.080 let me get the bag let me handle the shit i have to do okay that's what i'm trying to get but every
00:30:39.500 once in a while i'll throw out a best-selling book that i wrote you know what i'm saying just 0.96
00:30:42.800 every once in a while just to show people what's cracking he did it once wow you want to see me do
00:30:46.660 it every once keep that same energy all y'all keep that same energy when it comes out you don't think
00:30:53.520 i could do it again you don't think i all right all right all i'm saying is this all i'm saying
00:30:58.220 is this bro i believe that there's a competition that needs to be had where where this type of
00:31:07.620 measurement this type of intellectual cognitive cock measuring contest needs to happen okay 0.93
00:31:15.220 and by the way i'll do a physical cock measuring contest against you people too 0.98
00:31:19.480 i don't give a shit but i'm really i'm ready for certain aspects of my life to be put under a 0.98
00:31:24.180 microscope now my ability to be a romantic partner maybe not so great there's as you 0.96
00:31:33.900 Okay, back to the serious note, to the point you brought up.
00:31:39.020 The idea of calling someone a genius is very short-sighted.
00:31:43.800 What are you a genius in?
00:31:46.540 Kanye West is a genius.
00:31:48.700 No, he's...
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00:33:35.600 that job you're probably just gonna meet for some rich guy and he's gonna whisk you away and i'll 0.93
00:33:39.340 never see you again and oh this is awkward would you say a d-less actor d i don't even know there
00:33:47.640 is this thing is d no no no i mean like i can't even get on the c list like i'm not even average
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00:34:03.120 get your podcast not he's a genius musician then he's borderline fuck it's 2025 just believe it 1.00
00:34:13.700 he's borderline in every other fucking category okay i'm sorry the dude is is moronic in so many 0.99
00:34:21.180 ways but he's a genius artist and stylisto so to your point yes you can be you can be very smart 0.99
00:34:28.000 in certain categories and very dumb in others yeah which i certainly can relate to yeah dude 0.59
00:34:32.460 humans are complex humans humans are super complex and it's it's so funny not to go back to the 0.88
00:34:36.620 reality show but like as a consumer of reality television because my wife loves reality tv
00:34:44.220 I know what we're watching for we're watching so we can
00:34:48.160 judge yeah see other humans like fall apart and make make dialogue about their lives and it's
00:34:58.400 kind of like a really shallow thing but it's kind of like in our nature and so with our show
00:35:05.660 when there's like criticism or you know like I'm the heel of the show of course I'm a heel
00:35:10.220 but like it's not it doesn't it's it's not something that like bothers me because i i i'm
00:35:16.680 acutely aware that this human experience is just that and we're all on this rock together everyone
00:35:22.740 is is really complex people are complicated and a demeanor can change on any given day and if
00:35:30.660 you're capturing your your your life on camera and you're sharing it with the world now open
00:35:34.820 yourself up to this discussion of your peers which i think is a totally valid and fine thing
00:35:40.320 because everyone has an opinion which is also totally valid and fine and for you to get like
00:35:44.260 offended by it or or feel some type of way about you not being on the youtuber smart list just to
00:35:50.340 me it seems hold on a second let me let me clarify i'm being i'm being facetious and fully sarcastic
00:35:56.680 think about this i i do i do believe that there's a a butthole sized gaping hole
00:36:03.520 for a trivia outlet right now i am trying to you should try to get on peace game season two
00:36:10.000 if you don't make that cut go on season three because jimmy just got season two and three
00:36:14.360 picked up no no i'm trying to proves that he is the smartest youtuber no jimmy's jimmy's so smart
00:36:21.320 dude but i'm not talking about i'm not talking about those type of challenges i'm talking about
00:36:24.140 straight intellectuality but um but it's funny you bring up these complexities and you bring up
00:36:29.600 the idea of being offended which which i which i would hope at this point that i know i know you're
00:36:34.720 close i don't know which one of us is further along but both of us are pretty far down the
00:36:38.340 path of like i don't really know what you could say to really upset or offend me at this point bro
00:36:43.180 i do what well i'm not gonna say it i don't want to upset or offend you you're my guy
00:36:49.720 what is it no no i don't think you're gonna say what i just said i'm not gonna say something to
00:36:55.440 upset or offend you because you're my guy wouldn't be the first time you've done it i know and then
00:36:59.820 you expressed to me after the millionth time i did it that no sometimes it hurts your feelings
00:37:04.140 a little bit and i don't want to do that anymore because you're my guy remember it remember the
00:37:08.620 dinner in vegas yeah because y'all were all combined in a in a unified front we always do
00:37:13.560 okay sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry my bad i believe i believe there's a unified front no i
00:37:20.800 believe i believe there's a slight difference between your peers your your like best friends
00:37:27.060 and family doing it especially when they know where to hit you and jorge versus versus like
00:37:31.560 other versus like other people anyways is he other people no i'm talking about like the audience
00:37:36.180 like random people that's what i was talking about originally i was talking about like comments
00:37:40.540 online uh oh
00:37:43.900 okay man uh okay what i was about to say to you is this
00:37:53.180 hold on a second
00:37:56.760 i watched the video last night yeah right i said and i sent it to you from a guy named uh a full uh
00:38:04.580 guy by the name of Carl Jung okay he was a German therapist like psychotherapist and the video was 0.99
00:38:13.000 about man you fuck you bro you've upset you've upset and offended me wait how I don't know you 0.97
00:38:19.200 didn't I just don't know if I want to talk about Carl Jung right now why not you brought it up 1.00
00:38:23.060 okay so this video was about this video was about uh
00:38:28.120 when you get offended by something or you get insulted by something
00:38:37.160 it has nothing this is like obviously such a common thing that's like talked about all the
00:38:44.000 time but it goes a little bit deeper into it it is simply a reflection of the insecurities
00:38:50.140 and deep wounds and repressed emotions that exist within what's called your shadow
00:38:56.680 so Jung broke up the the the human experience and the human condition into like two or three parts
00:39:04.460 like the self the ego and the shadow I believe I could be wrong about the number of them and what
00:39:10.800 they're called the shadow is this area of like repressed stuff that you hide from the world
00:39:16.580 now some of us aren't even fully conscious of what those things are and why they exist
00:39:21.540 but they just manifest as other things so like for example if you find yourself outwardly angry
00:39:29.240 it's generally a reflection of some repressed emotion that exists within you from your childhood
00:39:35.740 how you were raised what something said to you as a what someone said to you as a kid right
00:39:39.700 so what that means is you could have somebody come in a room call two completely different people 0.51
00:39:46.680 losers use that term losers one of them will be one of them will just laugh and wipe it off
00:39:53.480 dirt off their shoulder the other person might spiral for the whole day not because they're 0.96
00:39:59.780 upset at the person but because in some way they see the potential that that statement might be
00:40:04.100 true well what if it is here's the thing to your point of complexity in life and and and very like
00:40:14.960 dynamic uh humans being very dynamic people it generally isn't i disagree it generally isn't
00:40:23.180 like like like you just the same way you could be a genius in one aspect of life you can be a loser
00:40:29.160 in one aspect of life yeah that okay i see do you know what i'm saying to apply like that blanket 0.96
00:40:34.380 statement on your whole life you're a loser if someone calls you a loser and you feel and you 0.83
00:40:39.620 current and either you currently or from your past have a repressed feeling of being a loser 0.96
00:40:45.640 in a specific place i see or as a whole that could then be that is then reflected in your
00:40:52.240 reaction to that statement yeah yeah and so the whole the video i sent you last night
00:40:56.760 um was about was about editing that reaction it's called it's on youtube it's called nobody and
00:41:03.880 nothing will affect you again carl young that's pretty cool and basically it basically it's how
00:41:08.400 you create a shield to to those type of insults and those types of things being said to you and
00:41:15.680 and i think really more than anything it involves you asking yourself a question when someone says
00:41:21.100 something that upsets you or somebody does something to you that upsets you which is
00:41:24.340 you know how people will ask you sometimes why do you care
00:41:28.720 tell me something that upset you recently that someone did to you
00:41:34.600 i don't think i should say it um air is there anything is there anything from the
00:41:42.900 past that you can pull upon no nothing i'm just kidding no i'd say recently uh
00:41:52.980 we can believe it yeah i just the
00:41:55.660 now someone might look at you and say yeah but why do you care and you might take that as like a
00:42:07.680 as like a like kind of like a sarcastic way of looking at it yeah but why do you care you're
00:42:14.560 rich you're smart you're this you have all these things going for you but flip it a little bit
00:42:18.600 and ask yourself about that specific thing why do you care this is an interesting exercise
00:42:25.600 If someone says something to you that upsets you
00:42:27.640 Or does something to you that upsets you
00:42:29.360 Or represents themselves in a way that upsets you
00:42:31.380 Why do you care
00:42:32.820 Like on that specific thing
00:42:34.140 Why does that upset you
00:42:35.980 Because I care
00:42:38.900 About that individual
00:42:41.340 A lot
00:42:42.480 And it saddens me that there is no
00:42:45.800 Growth
00:42:47.740 In maturity in any way
00:42:49.840 Do you feel like
00:42:51.940 That potentially
00:42:52.920 reflects upon that person as in a certain way as it pertains to your life like why do you why do
00:43:03.140 you truthfully care is there any here's what i'm doing i'm not going to try to answer the question
00:43:07.380 for you but is there a way to look at it deeper as to why you care based on what i'm telling you
00:43:11.620 you're hiding within yourself yeah maybe yeah i don't know interesting experience yeah it's
00:43:16.400 interesting and also like proves why i like don't really do therapy that much because it's like
00:43:21.040 really hard for me and it's like i really understand bro it's scary it's scary but but
00:43:25.500 let me tell you something really quick about this stuff and i know maybe it's not the most
00:43:29.060 you know fast-paced topic we've ever talked about on the show but i'm sure there's some people that
00:43:32.640 are interested in it the the the victory over all this stuff the freedom of all this stuff 0.80
00:43:39.700 involves confronting it all that shit that's repressed within your soul and within your psyche 0.97
00:43:46.680 within your shadow yeah and and and that's why and that's why and this is so fucking scary for 0.94
00:43:52.560 me because because bro i'm putting on you right now but dude i have a ton of that i have so much 0.87
00:43:57.500 repressed trauma childhood stuff life stuff icu stuff relationship stuff like oh yeah you're
00:44:04.360 no you're fried no for but to an extent yes but i'm working on talking myself better too so when
00:44:11.880 you say that i gotta stop laughing oh yeah all right i'll stop i'll stop no mike i'm being i'm
00:44:17.300 being facetious you're uh you're in a great spot but knowing what i know about your life 0.96
00:44:22.380 you're fucking cooking you just have you just have i do when this guy dives into his stories 0.98
00:44:30.060 some of them i'm just like oh no they're insane yeah there's nobody and he's got thousands of 1.00
00:44:35.900 them thousands i can't believe you're alive mike i love you i love you too if you had read the book
00:44:41.860 you would get all the craziest ones but i do i have ones that aren't even in the book i mean bro
00:44:45.800 like you know those are those are the ones that are the scariest and by the way i i i i feel like
00:44:50.460 i'm gonna read the book well i'm gonna using speech of i do audio yeah yeah yeah it's i feel
00:44:55.640 like since you know this decade of friendship it's correct me if i'm wrong have i gotten like
00:44:59.440 the the like the ripple of those stories in real life like you tell them like i'm i'm drinking from
00:45:05.300 the source essentially yeah i've told you the majority of them but there's there's some stuff
00:45:09.080 in there that's that's been hidden or or forgotten or whatever but but i need to go i need to do that
00:45:15.260 work because a lot of the stuff when i go on a show or i used to wear sunglasses when i would 0.98
00:45:20.300 be on this show and be all fucked up and like still do on my show sometimes what are you fucked 0.93
00:45:23.980 up just like like when i start to no no no no no when i start you know bro i've i've even as of 1.00
00:45:29.180 like the past two months bro you've seen me in some holes you know what i'm saying i've been
00:45:33.460 down here trying to exercise out of one of them yeah and i think truthfully like a lot of that
00:45:38.840 a lot of that like work on what's repressed and the stuff that you've you've you've tried to
00:45:45.400 to to tuck away is the stuff that i need to get at and so
00:45:48.740 i've been considering potentially doing ayahuasca i'm very scared of it like extremely scared of
00:46:00.180 it and by the way i like that i'm scared of it deserves it deserves the utmost respect
00:46:04.360 but imagine this bro your brother can speak to this better than i can imagine if you have all 0.96
00:46:11.480 this trauma and all the shit packed inside of you and you you go to the the rainforest in costa rica 0.93
00:46:16.980 and you're around these these people at this ceremony and you sit in the ceremony and you 0.98
00:46:21.360 drink this drink and all of a sudden every demon that you've ever pushed down so that you your
00:46:31.280 family your friends the public would never see it is sitting in front of you looking at you
00:46:38.420 nowhere to run nowhere to hide nothing you can say to make it stop and you have to go
00:46:46.940 toe to toe with that animal in real time right now yeah unless you're greg paul who didn't
00:46:55.680 experience any of that on ayahuasca how's that possible i don't know how's it possible how does
00:46:59.480 he always break the track how is greg paul the great equalizer how is that possible i don't know
00:47:04.860 and he did toad as well this this one this one was crazy so episode six paul american greg did
00:47:10.040 ayahuasca he didn't feel anything he somehow he's like spasming during it but he comes out he's like
00:47:15.640 i didn't see nothing did toad later with jake as well and the toad told him oh god that he's doing
00:47:23.420 everything perfectly and he needs to be more of himself i was like damn all right well then so be
00:47:30.900 it and maybe he's right who are we who is any one of us to be like it's a good point no no you need
00:47:36.440 to change no maybe the world needs a greg paul to like shake things up a little bit like i'm not
00:47:41.760 here to judge but i'll tell you one thing mike after seeing my family's experience with these
00:47:47.480 psychedelic substances which in any way this is not an endorsement but i think i would do it with
00:47:53.620 you i've been i've been blowing it off for a while and i i had to be like mentally prepared
00:47:58.600 and ready for it and i think i'm in a spot where i'm ready to confront those demons
00:48:03.120 myself as well because should we do a podcast whoa no no i i'd actually even go go as far
00:48:11.400 to say like keep the cameras away what's up ladies and gentlemen welcome back to impulsive
00:48:14.180 if today we're sitting with two demons
00:48:15.540 that represent all of our oppressed emotions
00:48:17.640 and just sitting right on the couch.
00:48:19.520 That would be hilarious.
00:48:21.540 That'd be so funny. 1.00
00:48:23.700 It's scary shit, bro. 0.99
00:48:24.900 I know a lot of people that do what we do. 0.99
00:48:28.460 I'm obviously not going to say any names
00:48:29.760 that have had a ton of success
00:48:31.380 and a ton of experience with it, man.
00:48:34.160 But it certainly scares.
00:48:35.660 For right now, dude,
00:48:37.600 I'm doing a lot of reading
00:48:38.840 and a lot of studying
00:48:39.920 and Carl Junging and Freuding
00:48:42.160 to understand like different ways sometimes it's just about even through through sober actions and
00:48:47.820 meditation finding new ways to look at things bro and that that final note on all this meta stuff 0.65
00:48:53.780 because i know it's it's a lot you guys come here to listen to hear about dicks even though we don't 0.99
00:48:57.460 talk about dicks as much anymore remember we used to get stuck in the dick sand yeah so bad we don't 0.99
00:49:02.380 do it as much anymore but maybe we're growing up the easiest thing not the easiest thing but the 0.96
00:49:08.740 one thing that i'm working on right now dude is just is just really just editing my thoughts dude
00:49:14.040 and you're so you're so good at it i remember ever since i met you were talking about the stuff on
00:49:19.480 the mirror when you wake up and you look in the mirror and you talk to yourself positively
00:49:22.600 and it's like bro there i know there's so many people watching this right now who can relate to
00:49:27.340 the idea of being stuck in that cycle of negative thought and bro when you when you program that
00:49:33.600 into your mind and you and it becomes second nature to wake up every morning and immediately
00:49:41.300 start a cycle of negative thoughts which you've you've been there for days for a couple days
00:49:46.840 i've lived here for 20 years that's tough so bro the time it's gonna take me to to then but but
00:49:55.440 the good news is the brain has a miraculous capability of recovery miraculous has a miraculous
00:50:02.040 ability to rewire itself or to be rewired through hard work and and and and and discipline and
00:50:09.860 function and and habit and so right now one of my goals is trying to get into a habit of better
00:50:15.760 thought because as i mentioned earlier in the episode better thought leads to potentially
00:50:21.740 better feeling better feeling leads to potentially better actions so if you feel if you think good
00:50:27.540 and you feel good and you act good you start this triangle of good which then starts to defeat a
00:50:33.900 triangle of bad this this is kind of reminding me of when you will post quotes on your instagram
00:50:39.780 and i just feel like you're actually kind of just doing it as a note to your i do i do that all the
00:50:45.960 time like i feel like you're like just describing what you need to do and and it's and it's good
00:50:50.480 that you recognize it but it is it is but it's not why you have to because you it's no no it's
00:50:55.440 good it's a note to myself but it's also not you have to you have to remember i have a small the
00:51:03.280 same way you have a wwe and a prime and a jj and a boxing and all those armies i have a little army
00:51:10.680 of people who look to me for this type of conversation that's true they've read the fifth
00:51:15.200 vital they wake up they feel the same way i do they're going through the same things i am they're
00:51:19.500 they're struggling the way i do so when i talk about this stuff and i and and i one of the things
00:51:25.620 i'm upset with myself at is that i don't do enough to continue to give back to that community who's
00:51:30.520 put who has entrusted me and i tried to i put episodes out even on my channel without any
00:51:35.060 reason sometimes without any reason to just to make sure they're still getting that flow
00:51:38.400 a lot of times i'm talking to those people those people that are stuck in a constant cycle of
00:51:42.680 thoughts yeah those people that are dealing with substance abuse those people that are dealing with
00:51:46.100 OCD dealing with severe anxiety or depression and don't get out of bed to remind them that I feel
00:51:51.980 the same way as you I continue to work at it every day and these are the things that I'm doing to
00:51:56.320 make it better I'm going to the gym every single day even when I don't want to I'm taking every
00:52:00.300 nasty substance out of my life I'm telling myself that you're worthy you're worth it you're good
00:52:05.360 you're loved you're you're you're deserving of good things all of those and I'm getting enough
00:52:11.120 sleep like a lot of those things bro that you you got to remember a lot of those things that come
00:52:15.140 very naturally to people don't come very naturally to another swath of people and so even though it
00:52:20.040 seems like such basic knowledge to you to get up look in the mirror yo i'm the i'm that guy
00:52:24.600 i'm that dude flex in the mirror whatever there's a group of people that are what whatever sorry or
00:52:30.440 like i believe in myself i'm confident those things that you say to yourself and haven't
00:52:34.280 saying yourself since you were a child there's a group of people who are who are lost who are
00:52:38.100 overweight who are sad who are addicted to drugs who are homeless who are who who didn't have
00:52:42.780 parents who grew up in foster care who don't even know about any of these basics they don't know
00:52:48.720 about any of it bro and i fit into that category for the majority of my life and how to learn it
00:52:53.180 and now i'm basically trying to give that back as much as humanly possible and so so that's where
00:52:57.460 i'm at and and they know that i'm still a work in progress bro and and by the way i should say
00:53:02.360 quickly before we turn to some dick sand thank you bro and thank you to you and to nina um especially
00:53:07.820 for like the past week of of kind of like giving me your time and your energy and and a place to
00:53:12.680 stay where i when i actually really needed it because i've been uh you know in a bit of a funk
00:53:19.200 nothing nothing crazy but it's yeah it means a lot to me that you guys are always there for me
00:53:23.100 yeah of course man and we're always here you know that nestled on this uh little island and uh yeah
00:53:28.780 the door the door is quite literally always open nina loves you can't say that about everyone but
00:53:32.980 she loves you and she as you know goes through some of the same things you go through and i'm
00:53:36.700 sure you guys i mean i've witnessed it have like really positive back and forth it's about mental
00:53:41.660 health and um specifically the thing you're going through now and so the door is always open mike
00:53:46.440 and i love you and um what you're doing is a very very noble pursuit very noble pursuit because
00:53:51.480 you're right you have this touch on a select group of people who are experiencing the same things as
00:53:58.200 you as you and i've seen it in real life when these people approach you and it's it's really
00:54:03.120 powerful when you get to see the firsthand effect of of influence when when like the idea of being
00:54:09.960 an influencer has a real touch a palpable effect on other people's lives when being an influencer
00:54:17.500 has actual influence that's like the intersection of uh the most blessed position that we are in
00:54:24.760 sitting on this podcast and having these conversations and sharing our lives with people
00:54:28.500 um that said did you see the liverking documentary i did i did i watched it
00:54:36.280 he really put a lot of weight in doing this podcast man i did not think he thought it was
00:54:44.960 that important i didn't know it was like one of his first podcasts it it was it was it certainly
00:54:50.280 was the one of the bigger ones that he did i he was already kind of popping at the time yeah yeah
00:54:55.740 what what channels the the doc on netflix so so on netflix netflix untold documentary untold
00:55:01.240 documentary going through like his life how he acts how he works how he got big whatever and we
00:55:06.060 have this whole segment where he comes on with the plate of liver and organs and balls and all
00:55:11.540 this stuff and he said he'd like what like studied and and and stuff for what like a month yeah a
00:55:17.860 month and he hadn't slept coming on the podcast he'd be like preparing for this and he said he
00:55:21.360 just nervous like shaking and stuff like that i did i didn't gather any of that when he was in
00:55:25.700 the room i was like oh just like like most of our guests like you just go on a podcast but he had
00:55:30.880 studied he lost sleep over it he was nervous about it and i think now watching the documentary i know
00:55:38.560 why and actually kind of going back to like you know your own like insecurities when people make
00:55:44.080 comments about you know your life if there's truth to it at that time anyway liver king was hiding a 0.76
00:55:50.340 lot of shit he wasn't being really transparent and so when you have to mask yourself under a veil of 0.98
00:55:57.300 lies in front of the entire internet of course you need to do hours and hours of studying every 1.00
00:56:03.340 day for a month preparing for well was there more lies than just the one or i you know mike
00:56:09.340 no right who knows like is he even a is he actually even a per was is he a person like
00:56:15.620 where did lies end i'll tell you one thing i was watching this documentary and like you know i'm
00:56:22.560 fascinated by the liver king and it's so funny because he we had that segment on the podcast
00:56:27.080 where you know like we were talking about his lifestyle and i asked him like point blank if
00:56:32.400 he did steroids and he said no and then later in the netflix episode they showed me like chastising 0.99
00:56:38.280 him i'm like you motherfucker yeah like you were fucking lied to my face i was angry yeah i was 0.99
00:56:44.160 Could you put a lot of stock in Liver King even outside of that podcast? 0.99
00:56:47.460 Well, because I thought his message, his nine ancestral tenets,
00:56:49.940 I was like, let's go, like, ground with the earth, get some sun.
00:56:53.040 Like, what's the harm in that, you know?
00:56:54.860 And, yeah, for the most part, it's true.
00:56:58.240 It's just like, I think the vehicle in which he chose to deliver the message
00:57:02.740 was riddled with lies that made people really uncomfortable,
00:57:06.320 so much so that at the end of the documentary,
00:57:09.000 when he's talking about the changes he's made
00:57:11.340 and how, you know, he's doing all this stuff, 0.90
00:57:12.880 i think he's still fucking lying i think he's no not i think he's still lying why didn't he just 0.99
00:57:20.740 i don't know but why did oh shit i saw it all happen shit everything i saw it all 0.99
00:57:25.740 earthquake what why it was crazy why didn't he just tell the truth from like bro i'm that's my 0.98
00:57:32.240 issue no one no one would have cared if you're just like dude nah maybe is is it directly counter
00:57:37.540 like counterproductive or counterintuitive to his point that he's all natural yeah do you know what
00:57:43.600 i'm saying yes of course and that's his whole brand no it's not no it's not i disagree that
00:57:48.580 was my disconnect it didn't feel like something he had to lie about to get the message across
00:57:53.020 in fact it felt so ancillary that it didn't i didn't understand why he like why couldn't it be
00:58:00.700 really really high protein cow balls and and 150 mgs of test sip every three days i think he i think
00:58:09.640 he also felt that it was really ancillary that it was like not really necessary to be honest about
00:58:15.760 it the or to yeah to be honest about it bro it's your whole ethos yeah that was the issue that was
00:58:21.400 the issue and and he was asked so many times and it wasn't just like a no i don't do steroids
00:58:27.960 he came up with a thousand different ways to say it shamed people shame people like man i really
00:58:36.340 believe him he he really is like a decent actor like and and it's funny watching the doc and like 0.89
00:58:42.840 i don't want to well i guess this is what we do we talk shit on this podcast and he was nice enough
00:58:47.920 to come on on here and give us his time um but like did you did you see how his like how his 0.62
00:58:54.500 older son would like react to like some of the stuff that he was like doing yeah he looked a
00:59:00.820 pretty uncomfortable and b there were parts where you could kind of tell that his older son like
00:59:07.920 wasn't buying the shtick like he kind of like snicker you know yeah you're like in the field
00:59:14.560 gutting the animal and stuff and it was like you know i know what it's like to grow up with a dad
00:59:21.640 who is really out there and who isn't like any of the other dads in the neighborhood and how that
00:59:27.180 makes you feel and so i'm watching these boys and my dad is like nothing like the liver king in that
00:59:31.100 regard but in the same in the same like oh your dad is a character i get it and i'm watching these
00:59:36.020 kids and i'm like man when the cameras are rolling i just wonder what the what the dynamic is in that
00:59:42.400 house bro your dad dude yo your dad turned the family dog into a rug yeah like that's what i'm
00:59:52.200 talking like bro i just don't i just i bro me and gp have have made heavy strides we're like we're
00:59:58.600 front me and gp are friends now it's always a bit of a rocky it's a bit of a rocky bro we'll see
01:00:03.060 it's a bit of a rocky friendship to say the least and not just you it's not it's not exactly not on
01:00:08.420 it's every it's everybody but bro if you're on the wrong side you know that's it you're but bro
01:00:13.360 i remember we had this wheaton terrier bro when i was a kid named wheatley bro and we used to you
01:00:18.660 know he would come in he would bring his little ball in we would give him little treats and he
01:00:22.680 would sleep in bed with me but the idea that he would become a rug yeah it's just it's just so
01:00:29.260 he wasn't to be to defend my dad for a full second yeah he wasn't a rug you know it's not
01:00:36.640 we walked on yogi it's he was freeze-dried in his form he taxidermy yeah he taxed but why
01:00:44.660 why is he you just don't see stuff like that in ohio you don't i don't think i don't know how many
01:00:51.320 people did that like you know there's okay let's let me let me defend him for a second there's
01:00:57.300 got to be some people who did this i think i think i think i've seen people put him on the fireplace
01:01:03.680 like up on the mantle but the idea that he's eternally on the floor just resting like that
01:01:11.140 dude he really dude he really he really loved the dog he really loved the dog the dog got hit
01:01:16.820 by a car yo yo right to the taxidermist i think bro you're i don't know if you're gonna like when
01:01:22.320 i say this bro i think i think you should consider taxidermy and greg
01:01:28.680 i think you should consider taxidermy and just and just i think it's illegal i think i've seen
01:01:40.240 shows about okay i think it's legal the the funny part about this is um jake jake wants to be
01:01:47.340 taxidermied oh bro could you imagine if you got he told me he made me promise he made me promise 0.96
01:01:52.820 he wants to be taxidermied in a fucking lamborghini with one arm and a gun a rifle hanging out the 0.97
01:01:59.220 window like this that's insane might have been a ferrari where would you park it he wanted it on 0.99
01:02:04.400 a mountain how would you who would drive a lamborghini onto a mountain you gotta like
01:02:11.480 get it up there with a cargo helicopter or something and just drop it on there set gently
01:02:15.880 with jake paul out the window like this are you gonna outlive jake i am not speaking on the plan
01:02:23.680 yeah yeah yeah that is god's will i don't know what's gonna happen okay thankful to be here 0.84
01:02:28.460 that great segue holy shit great segue okay i've been thinking about this a lot lately
01:02:34.980 we had brian johnson on the podcast by the way people i think not enough people saw clips wise 0.84
01:02:42.260 they did that's an incredible show that was an incredible podcast brian johnson the don't
01:02:46.180 healthiest man wants to live until 2009 67 where they have you know uh velociraptors racing and
01:02:54.660 like all kinds of weird shit and space planets mr beast is controlling all of it right
01:02:58.400 he said ai is gonna really speed things up over the next few years and it's funny because 0.83
01:03:06.640 when i was like 16 and i started abusing my body and doing like oxys and all the drugs and stuff
01:03:14.040 i was always like it doesn't matter anyways because within the next 20 years
01:03:18.340 the jetsons had flying cars we're gonna have a cure for everything bro that's a that's a wild
01:03:26.120 way no no i really did i really bro i was like bro at the speed at which we're moving don't tell 0.99
01:03:31.800 you never bro when you were 14 years old and and granny got melanoma you're like well shit 0.96
01:03:40.020 that's never gonna happen to me because by the time i'm 60 years old all this shit's gonna be 0.99
01:03:45.620 gone yeah yeah okay a little bit the jetsons had flying cars they had a robot bot that does the 0.96
01:03:50.940 dishes right so what i'm asking was this or what i was curious about is this like what are we
01:03:56.140 closing in on here because we still got cancer now uh uh uh rfk shout out rfk
01:04:04.040 i don't know if you think somebody will not like that i gave a shout out rfk 0.98
01:04:10.180 he knows and a lot of people know that the fda is blocking a lot of this shit 0.99
01:04:16.840 elaborate stay with me now big pharma makes so much money off treating shit 0.97
01:04:22.220 i see that the idea of curing anything is counterintuitive to their bottom line yeah 0.98
01:04:29.060 this is this is like the most known thing ever like i see a lot of shit that's said on twitter 0.98
01:04:33.040 and talked about by people and i i don't believe any of it it's such bullshit but everybody knows 0.99
01:04:37.880 that the most crooked thing in the entire world is pharma big pharma is completely fucked right 0.99
01:04:43.680 how's your hair look dude are you paying attention what i'm fucking saying right now yeah big pharma 1.00
01:04:47.480 okay what is the hold up on a lot of this shit dude like bro bro think about it dude like you 0.99
01:04:56.760 you have a relationship with ai ai is your best friend you talk to this dude all day to chat gpt 0.99
01:05:02.060 your best friends with it right why do people still have bald spots like bro think about that
01:05:08.560 for a second why do people still have bald spots me include my hair is continuing to fall i went 0.86
01:05:13.220 to turkey and got it fixed but the shit continues to fall out how have we not fixed that now 0.90
01:05:17.380 last week we hear that potentially there's a team that has put together a way to reactivate 0.99
01:05:25.540 lazy hair follicles but guess what that shit's gonna get trapped in phase three phase one phase 1.00
01:05:32.520 two phase three testing for 20 fucking years because of how long this shit takes dude listen 1.00
01:05:37.860 if you need someone to test your shit on call me i don't care what it's for call me bro call i will 0.99
01:05:45.540 do neural link i will do every mrna chemical i used to go to a guy named kevin in bridgeport 0.99
01:05:52.380 connecticut you would pull up in one of those massive outlandish sized you know expedition
01:05:58.060 ford vehicles and i would buy whatever powder he had at that day and no one tested it i would
01:06:05.480 immediately go and just put as much bit in my nose as possible i was the tester call me call
01:06:13.420 me with your mrnas dude like i will test your vaccines i will test your cures give me the 0.99
01:06:20.140 disease and then cure me dude bro i'm down just get the shit over the finish line what is the 0.98
01:06:28.520 hold up why does everything take so fucking long i think i think i think human trials is a lengthy 0.98
01:06:35.320 phase and even to get to the human trials is crazy like health the human body crazy because 0.87
01:06:43.300 even with the technology that we have today we still don't know so much about it but the good
01:06:48.200 news is i believe we're yeah i believe we're on like a health precipice i think with the advent
01:06:54.900 of ai getting to know understand our body and develop technology that benefits our health is
01:07:00.740 going to be more and more prominent um i actually invested in a company that's doing this called
01:07:07.000 superpower because i've been super health conscious for man a while like i like monitoring
01:07:15.020 my my blood markers and making sure my levels are all balanced making sure i have the right
01:07:19.460 amount of fat on my on my on my body so i can perform the best i can everything is it has been
01:07:24.240 very important to me but it's expensive um and and i'm not sure everyone can like live that
01:07:30.720 healthy monitoring preventative lifestyle that I do. Superpower, which, you know, shameless plug
01:07:38.360 here, but I love the company, is democratizing that. So what they do is it's a data-driven
01:07:45.100 health platform that essentially is the apple of monitoring your body and making sure that
01:07:51.000 your levels are all correct. And you do that by drawing blood and looking at your blood markers
01:07:56.180 and seeing where you're high, where you're low, where you're okay,
01:07:59.040 and then correcting with whatever supplements that are assigned to you
01:08:04.920 via AI health-driven technology.
01:08:07.540 Because one thing that is so important that I think is often overlooked
01:08:12.160 is it's so much better to be preventative instead of reactive.
01:08:17.980 That part's for sure.
01:08:19.480 Prevention is protection.
01:08:21.060 Yeah.
01:08:21.520 And to get ahead of a heart disease that, by the way,
01:08:25.500 you can tell if if if your heart has plaque in it more than usual by just getting you know a heart
01:08:32.280 exam uh call it's called clearly i just did it last week i'm 30 years old do you own a piece of
01:08:36.280 that company no i don't i don't you're a billboard you're you're not sold you are bought and sold i
01:08:40.640 brought this topic up not for 46 ads just like you're talking about mental health and there's
01:08:45.180 someone who will listen to what you say and walk away i've got a new company that will help you
01:08:50.020 walk away it's not my company i'm an investor in it i i am i am a minor minor and i mean over 18
01:08:57.960 minor okay you've never dug coal cog in the wheel of a company that i believe will do good for a
01:09:03.940 ton of people by democratizing a healthy lifestyle for people to check what's going on inside of
01:09:10.320 their bodies using ai technology i think is a very beneficial thing for humanity and so i don't i
01:09:17.600 don't feel i don't feel ashamed i don't feel ashamed to say it and and why don't you call me
01:09:21.700 when you get the when you get the prospectus or the deck how come you never call me bro to tell
01:09:26.300 me oh i've got this new company it's gonna involve something that you talk about all the time said
01:09:30.140 they they said no they didn't specifically we don't want mike it's a lie it's a blatant down
01:09:37.320 south dirty little lie okay it belongs on the floor personalized health regiment where the
01:09:44.780 blood is drawn from the comfort of your own home we get it input it on the system and it tells you
01:09:49.820 exactly what you need to make sure you're fully leveled out drop the link in the promo i'm not
01:09:53.760 dropping a link in the bio i'm just saying i'm excited about where ai is especially when it
01:09:59.140 comes to what that means for health for and and mostly it sounds like that's all that stuff's
01:10:04.080 all preventative so you've got it's it certainly can and you've got other companies that are doing
01:10:08.680 scans because i almost went and did that i'll just we can say brands i don't care pernuvo
01:10:13.340 you should pay us probably it's the full body scan that does the full body mri and checks did
01:10:18.260 that as well cancer did that as well there's another there's another blood-borne test that
01:10:21.960 tests for cancer precursors so i have a call like momentarily to go over the results of that heart
01:10:27.120 test and i wanted i want to say this i want to say this when i was getting my heart scanned
01:10:31.460 for plaque build-up you did what's called a um a
01:10:36.500 it was a calcium card a cardio
01:10:43.220 yeah i did it i did it by the way i scored i scored a zero which i was very happy about
01:10:51.080 good yeah that's surprising the guy in i'm just saying that's crazy the guy was like dude i can't
01:10:56.920 believe you're doing this like you're so young for that test there's no question you're young
01:11:01.740 yes but it turns out just because i'm young and just because i have little to no calcium buildup
01:11:09.640 in my heart doesn't mean there can't be plaque buildup elsewhere it's like uh it's not a it's
01:11:15.660 i don't think it's yeah but it's heart centric yeah it's a heart centric no no no yep did you
01:11:21.760 do with or without contrast with oh that's the i didn't do yes that's the highest level because
01:11:26.340 you know what they told me the other one is driving by uh the other calcium test is driving
01:11:31.940 by a house at night with all the windows closed and you can see what the house looks like and
01:11:37.400 it's a very good idea of what's happening with contrast all the shades are up and it's during
01:11:41.820 the day and you can see through the house so so so what i was informed was that um a isn't always
01:11:48.800 indicative of b being okay just because i i look okay without contrast and my calcium is very low
01:11:54.940 in my heart doesn't mean that i won't come back with no plaque buildup and and and dude my like
01:12:00.180 my dad had a heart attack called a widow maker five so less than five percent chance of survival 0.99
01:12:05.540 he fucking survived like the shits in my family yeah but he puts pork in his coffee 0.99
01:12:09.780 yeah he puts pork grease in his not not not anymore we do catch him sometimes trying to 1.00
01:12:16.220 sneak some pork grease yeah yeah he's he's he's he's got to sign up to superpower to be honest
01:12:21.500 And get his blood drawn
01:12:22.620 Because I think it's important that he starts monitoring his levels
01:12:25.100 The issue with the testing
01:12:26.840 That I've seen
01:12:28.100 That the medical community has with it
01:12:30.680 Is that if you are someone
01:12:32.780 Who is prone to health anxiety
01:12:35.120 Which is a large amount of people
01:12:36.820 A large amount of people
01:12:38.200 These tests can produce
01:12:41.040 A lot of false positives
01:12:43.420 No no
01:12:44.760 No they do I'm telling you
01:12:46.040 Maybe your test bro
01:12:47.680 I don't know where you're getting your test bro
01:12:50.600 don't talk about my testing protocol i'm just saying don't you dare to discuss my test because
01:12:55.480 also like also like false positives like what are you what are you talking about you could have
01:12:59.860 you could have very you could have you could have oh well that no sorry i'm not talking about
01:13:04.520 superpower i'm talking about scans we're we're dancing around a little bit oh you oh scans can
01:13:08.720 sometimes yes scans can sometimes provide i see completely benign masses then that you then go
01:13:15.360 and freak out about number one then if that happens very what i'm about to say if you're
01:13:21.260 interested in your health and medical technology everything like that you get a false positive
01:13:24.320 whatever it is second opinion get a second for sure like like these the doctors the medical field
01:13:31.220 they are practicing medicine that's what they say you're practicing practicing you're practicing
01:13:35.680 this it's still such like an unknown territory and so much more to be learned i think ai will
01:13:43.280 get us there but second opinions especially in anything medical related especially if you have 0.79
01:13:48.040 something that kind of flare up that you're concerned about are very important dude fuck 0.65
01:13:51.540 that second third opinion if you can't even dude reversal of aging so there's like there's 10 things
01:13:56.460 here we're not going to get to all of them but like study of senolytics drugs that remove zombie
01:14:01.880 cells are moving into human trials which would significantly expand human um health span and
01:14:09.180 slow aging itself and rejuvenate tissue brain computer interfaces obviously like neural link
01:14:14.620 um are are implanting bcis in humans by the way i would do that trial right now anything you have
01:14:20.260 trial wise even if it dude i'm not kidding even if it needs to be done only on pigs or monkeys i
01:14:26.860 will do it i don't care dude mice whatever i don't care what you're saying is this it's so possible
01:14:32.700 to to quote the name of our good friend andre dukem's podcast it's possible nowadays to know
01:14:40.220 thyself yeah you have inside and out you can do it you can get it done you should too and you can
01:14:45.320 you can i'm not going to say an absolute here but you can dramatically increase the probability
01:14:51.780 of living a full healthy long life by monitoring your body and knowing what's going on inside of 0.65
01:14:58.580 because it's possible now which is fucking awesome you know what's messed up bro and the 0.65
01:15:03.460 deepest thing that that needs to be handled more than anything the biggest problem everybody's up
01:15:10.360 against isn't isn't nature or isn't nurture it's nature bro how much does genetics play
01:15:16.340 into your your potential lifespan like bro i'm not saying it's not a mix but i'm not saying it's
01:15:24.560 not a mix or at least we don't believe it to be a mix but but grandpa grandpa pop-up charles gall
01:15:30.440 grandpa pop-up bro that dude loved bacon he loved sitting in his recline i don't think that dude
01:15:35.240 worked out a day in his life and he made it to like 96 yeah my grandma had a similar do you know
01:15:39.180 what i'm saying and like grandma grandma jane was a drinker yes bro do two packs of cigarettes a day
01:15:45.720 this woman two packs of cigarettes a day so the question is is in our lifespan is there going to
01:15:53.320 be a way to to to edit genetic makeup yeah for sure and right yeah or is it all going to come
01:16:00.880 down to pro the programming programming of the babies for example as i right now i'm trying to
01:16:07.120 rejuvenate my sperm you know my swimmers are terrible and that was before i was pumping up
01:16:10.900 80 megs a test sip a week i got nothing in there bro i'm firing blanks i'm going to do that because
01:16:17.540 i want to create uh another lineage in my another generation to my name right but i want to do it
01:16:24.020 through computer programming i want that child to be programmed by way of ai like i want my kid to
01:16:29.700 come out already speaking yeah i don't want this whole bowl you know you call it a blob phase come
01:16:35.100 out provide for the family come out be ready to work yeah yo the the bushes need hedging you know
01:16:41.940 no you're i saw your daughter this morning playing with a little octopus on the floor
01:16:46.500 what's the roi on that i know zero yeah zero in fact it's a negative bar why you had to pay for 0.99
01:16:51.520 that shit dude just to say i'm hungry at some point and by the way not even say i'm hungry just 0.99
01:16:56.060 act out i'm hungry through screams and cries i'm not doing all that shit so when you're ready to 1.00
01:17:01.660 test me be ready to test genetic makeups on my future child as well if you're watching this and 0.98
01:17:08.020 you're a young entrepreneur in the science realm in the silicon valley call me call me i will give 0.99
01:17:13.100 you anything you want i'll even pay you i don't care bro i'm sick of this shit dude um last thing 0.99
01:17:18.840 on this note is is condoms bill gates i remember he put out bro i know he put out they put out a 0.99
01:17:27.040 call to action they were trying to pay like i remember it was like a billion bucks to somebody
01:17:31.460 who would make condoms that people wanted to wear a condom that improved the experience bro
01:17:37.400 we've made the jokes before on the show condoms what the hell are those it's not funny dude all
01:17:41.920 right there's a lot of things going on out there right and and still we're years later and you 0.83
01:17:46.000 still got to put this bag on your wiener you got to put your bag on your wiener and then and then
01:17:51.520 they've got to use this rubber play toy or not or you don't and you get an estimate and that's a
01:17:57.300 great thing or an std yeah you know what i'm saying like who knows right and whatever so i'm
01:18:02.540 sure they're starting to figure out some of the stds and you can look at it with that like hey 1.00
01:18:05.880 man within the next couple years they'll have all that shit fixed anyway so fuck it roll the dice 0.99
01:18:09.840 right but dude they've got some lot of stuff coming out here they've got invisible condoms 0.99
01:18:15.380 dissolvable uh vaginal film that you use as a spray hydrogel condoms that mimic skin in clinical
01:18:23.120 testing bunch of new advances dude where where i mean where it looks like height lengthening
01:18:29.940 surgery i know jorge was interested in that and so was kevin i'm sure evan would be interested
01:18:34.220 in that as well um but they did get rid of some things dude guinea worm disease is gone polio
01:18:40.420 is gone measles tapeworms no tapeworm rfid chip implants like dude we really got to keep continue
01:18:49.000 to step it up kind of in the same way that you need to continue to step it up against people
01:18:53.220 like jay uso who's really i just knocked him out can you i know but it was a cheap shot and 0.97
01:18:58.260 cheap shot according to who you're the champion be fucking ready nah off air honor doesn't matter 0.92
01:19:02.240 if i'm in the building we got a problem i mean bro you got to remember he invented the 0.99
01:19:05.320 how fucking dare you you know damn well that i was the original yeat 0.95
01:19:18.540 actually that's not even true you know what that's not even true i'm not even gonna take 0.98
01:19:22.520 the credit because i'm that i'm that good of a guy the original yeat came from the same place 0.55
01:19:28.760 where i'm from motherfucking bind six second looping videos was the first time we heard 0.90
01:19:34.100 who was it i don't know but shout out that fucking dude and then i took it on youtube i made it a 0.99
01:19:41.840 thing yeah throwing plates little brother jakey tried to rip and roast me yeah i didn't do this 0.99
01:19:48.440 i didn't do that but jay uso someone who in my opinion is very clearly a copycat he is a person
01:19:55.340 who is cosplaying a champion has the world heavyweight championship which is something that
01:20:01.520 i want because i'm in the wwe i'm the one of the biggest draws they have if not the biggest and
01:20:06.780 the fact that i do not have a title on my on my waist right now is a detriment to the entire
01:20:11.560 company so yeah i'm wrestling jay usso may 24th in tampa saturday night's main event and the way
01:20:18.520 i see it uh i think jay is like look he's entertaining um he's in the bloodline right
01:20:26.840 got that got that family of wrestlers he's like a second or third generation wrestler but
01:20:31.360 you just don't have that championship aura dude i'm sorry i'm sorry you you couldn't even come
01:20:38.200 up with your own catchphrase so you took mine you have a great entrance song right like like cool
01:20:43.100 but you can only live off the hype of a beat for so long before you have to face the music and in
01:20:47.620 this case i'm the music and when jay's in the ring with me he's gonna realize and so will the rest of
01:20:52.760 the wwe universe i'm the superior wrestler i'm gonna say it you know it's true logan paul hate 0.99
01:21:00.140 is forced in the wwe logan paul hate is forced say say say what say whatever the fuck you want 0.82
01:21:08.260 about me that's negative about about my ability to wrestle about my ability on the mic even about 0.99
01:21:13.220 my ability to become champion and beat Jey Uso it's not true you're you're you're you're lying
01:21:18.640 to yourself well Triple H agrees Triple H agrees with you Logan my boss yeah your boss agrees with
01:21:23.720 you and that's always a good thing man uh when asked about Logan being a celebrity wrestler last
01:21:28.040 weekend after the backlash Triple H uh Triple H said he doesn't put Logan in that category I don't
01:21:32.080 put Logan in that group he stated I don't see Logan as an outside celebrity that came to do what we do
01:21:36.020 anymore he's really good at this he can talk he's got the character the swagger and can perform in
01:21:40.660 the ring i look at him as a full-time and uh same as i would look at anybody else i just don't see
01:21:46.560 i just see him as an incredible performer that's very nice boss that's very nice thank you for the
01:21:52.760 kind words boss uh yeah i think he's right man i think he's right i i said it i'm a full-time wwe
01:21:59.860 superstar i'm an actual legitimate wrestler now keep me out of that celebrity category it's
01:22:05.800 flattering when you guys say i'm the best but it's also not flattering at all because obviously i'm
01:22:09.840 the best celebrity wrestler um in the wwe but that's just not how i'd like to be identified
01:22:15.940 anymore even even even being referred to as a youtuber now feels a little little beneath me
01:22:21.480 if i'm being honest and not even one of the smartest ones which is insane statistically
01:22:26.240 that's just incorrect um any thoughts on how the cena heel turns going so far from a sentiment
01:22:32.680 sentiment standpoint he's been looking kind is he how's he feeling about it
01:22:36.560 you know it's funny man i think john finally realized like it's just better on this side of
01:22:44.080 the fence it's just better found out the grass ain't greener no the grass is much greener on
01:22:49.760 the side of the heel oh the grass is greener sorry oh yeah normally it's not they say the
01:22:54.220 grass isn't greener in this case it is because i'll tell you why you could be real you can say
01:22:59.000 what you want to say you're not you're not worried about always being liked or selling tickets or
01:23:04.660 getting your merchandise or hitting the bottom line or even if your boss has come to you with 0.77
01:23:08.500 notes and you're like yo do this you're like bro i'm gonna do whatever the fuck i want and like 0.98
01:23:14.340 enjoy the fucking show and that's the wave i think john is on right now and you know what 0.97
01:23:18.420 i love it i love he what yeah i saw that clip of him he was second guessing no he wasn't he 0.99
01:23:26.160 had a hard match and he was he was he was tired and i think he heard a fan say something and like
01:23:31.640 it distracted him no the whole arena was saying thank you cena yeah well that's the thing about
01:23:37.480 being a heel right now i'm just gonna say this they don't actually hate you bro some people
01:23:47.080 might say otherwise for you yeah for you it's possible it's forced yeah it's forced hatred 1.00
01:23:52.220 bro you don't you're you're you're like you're really in your seat like this fuck you logan 1.00
01:23:58.540 but deep down and eventually i know the cheers will be thank you logan just like they are for 1.00
01:24:07.140 john right now i'm certain i'm certain because the opposite of love is not hate it's indifference
01:24:13.240 if they're silent that's the problem if you are capable of hating someone of disliking someone 1.00
01:24:19.540 to a degree where you're really really forcing yourself to say fuck you or whatever it is 0.99
01:24:25.700 you're this close to loving them all they have to do is flip that switch john did it dominic might 1.00
01:24:32.500 be doing it soon we see it with dom right biggest heel ever couldn't get a fucking word out and now
01:24:38.420 champion he's turning the corner a little bit and everyone's like oh dom's awesome yeah i've 0.94
01:24:43.220 been saying he's fucking sick yep whether you're a heel or a baby face if you are getting the crowd 0.97
01:24:49.940 to react you are sick and john cena is getting some of the biggest reactions he's ever had he 1.00
01:24:56.220 knows exactly what he's doing he's puppeteering the crowd he's playing with your emotions he's
01:25:00.080 playing you people like a like a fiddle as he said it's too easy he speaks in rhythmic tones
01:25:05.800 and you say what you're predictable he knows what you're gonna do you are an instrument in john
01:25:11.420 Cena's orchestra, and I'm here
01:25:13.520 for all of it. That was powerful,
01:25:15.900 man. 1.00
01:25:17.940 Damn. 1.00
01:25:20.640 Provocative. It gets the 1.00
01:25:21.480 people going.
01:25:24.160 Speaking of heels, man.
01:25:27.220 Where
01:25:27.620 could this possibly go?
01:25:29.220 You're not going to lie, dude. 1.00
01:25:31.220 Leave those fuckers out of this conversation. 1.00
01:25:34.200 I'm not going to lie. I always 1.00
01:25:35.620 got to segue, dude. I'm the segue king.
01:25:37.540 You just got to let me drive, bro. You're sitting, bitch. 1.00
01:25:39.120 Dude, the guy who invented the Segway 1.00
01:25:41.760 died on a Segway.
01:25:44.320 Yeah, y'all know that?
01:25:44.880 He drove off a cliff on a Segway.
01:25:47.400 How crazy is that?
01:25:48.440 Isn't that so sad?
01:25:49.180 How crazy is that, bro?
01:25:50.360 Natural selection.
01:25:51.360 Yeah, but natural selection with his own product.
01:25:53.480 Bro, are you serious?
01:25:54.340 He made something that ended up leading to his demise.
01:25:56.120 That's horrible.
01:25:58.060 The guy that invented the guillotine
01:25:59.460 was killed with a guillotine? 1.00
01:26:00.440 Shut up. 1.00
01:26:01.000 Shut up. 1.00
01:26:02.220 Let me see. 1.00
01:26:03.060 Figure that out, dude.
01:26:05.120 Yo, imagine.
01:26:06.800 Was the guy who invented the guillotine
01:26:08.740 killed with a guillotine actually no the guy who the guillotine is named after
01:26:17.000 can you say repeat the answer or something it kind of just like disappeared like i don't 0.55
01:26:24.980 really know maybe sure maybe her head got cut off by a guillotine in that moment dude
01:26:29.160 what what you said yes did the inventor of the guillotine get executed by a guillotine yes dr
01:26:36.180 joseph ignace guillotine the man whose name is famously associated with the guillotine how did
01:26:41.100 the inventor of the guillotine die say that okay all right so dude what and don't talk this time
01:26:46.200 because how did the inventor of the guillotine die the guy often associated with inventing the
01:26:52.780 guillotine dr joseph ignace guillotine actually didn't die by his own creation he passed away
01:26:59.480 from natural causes in 1814 however there's a common myth that he was executed by the guillotine
01:27:06.060 which isn't true another fun fact the guillotine was named after him but he wasn't the sole
01:27:11.860 inventor he just proposed its use as a more humane method of execution humane ask about the
01:27:18.740 ask about the segway driver how did how did the inventor of the segway die
01:27:26.800 the inventor of the segway jimmy heselden tragically died in an accident involving a
01:27:34.100 segway in 2010 he was riding one of his company's off-road segway models near his home in england
01:27:40.400 when he accidentally went over a cliff into a river bro bro that is that is so bad because
01:27:49.100 because no i can't even say it with a situation like this dude anything involving toppling
01:27:56.920 like the word toppling yeah exactly that style of toppling like especially on a segway they're
01:28:02.260 kind of high up you topple such a bad ending dude and and and terrible but um speaking of heels man
01:28:10.520 theo vaughn wow theo vaughn who who man first and foremost shout out theo vaughn right now who is
01:28:23.700 who is running circles on the podcast circuit this dude is having some big names on oh yeah
01:28:29.500 and i so so so love theo was super super pissed off at you guys for what you did to the chair
01:28:37.680 that day and said that whole thing we didn't do that he knows that shot but anyways shout out to
01:28:44.340 theo because i do love him in front of the camera behind the camera the dude is amazing and i send
01:28:48.600 all my best vibes to you all the time theo i love you so much um gets pressed by someone i think it
01:28:56.080 was in nashville right i guess they had been like antagonizing them and like saying stuff to them
01:29:02.020 and you you know how those things kind of elevate they start in one place and then the guys hang
01:29:05.720 around longer and alcohol's involved and all of a sudden they're right next to you and this dude's
01:29:09.000 right up on him this dude's right up next to him up in his personal space and deal puts hands on
01:29:14.800 his neck and gives him i don't think i'd seen a neck shove in ages dude he gave him a neck shove
01:29:22.500 and it brings up that question of like yo when is attacking fans or or people in public
01:29:30.780 valid you know a valid option dude and again let's be honest the real answer is once you invade my
01:29:38.300 physical space even even then no no no no no no i'll speak for myself personally once you once
01:29:45.660 you once you invade my physical space yeah you've crossed the line depending on how the
01:29:51.680 fuck around and find out no i'm not saying to do it but what i'm saying is it's a it's a part of 0.95
01:29:57.500 that style of thinking you've now touched me maybe you've caught me on a day where i'm having a great 1.00
01:30:03.020 day i just hit a 21 on blackjack i'm having a great day you smack the shit out of my arm yeah 0.99
01:30:08.540 and i'm happy and i and i say this to you and i hit you back whatever but maybe 0.99
01:30:13.240 maybe grandma jane just died maybe the pernuvo test didn't come back looking so great or the
01:30:24.060 superpower came back and my my my estrogen was a little high he's emotional and my test was a
01:30:30.980 little high and everything or maybe even a little low or a little how who knows confused he doesn't
01:30:36.580 know what's going on and you and you come up to me and you say what's up old man how you you're
01:30:42.440 feeling today bro mikey's gonna lay hands on you there's a hot there's a no there's well you we've
01:30:50.300 we've witnessed some of it happen there's a chance that i'm gonna strike you bro now i gotta think
01:30:55.840 about the money i gotta think about the lawsuits right but what if you catch me on a day when
01:31:01.780 thought processes ain't coming so easily yeah yeah yeah i maybe i haven't slept enough okay
01:31:06.620 maybe i'm going through a bad time in my life and i'm feeling a little dark and i'm feeling like i
01:31:11.180 want to give you a backhanded slap not a front hand a back a good test driven 1250 i just stuck 0.99
01:31:18.760 the needle in my ass 1250 backhand so you get to visit a new constellation you get to visit a new 0.99
01:31:26.440 solar system because you decided to do this to me now so i so i i feel theo well also let me tell 0.99
01:31:33.660 you something you've invaded my personal space bro i am a human i'm not a youtuber right now 0.89
01:31:39.360 i'm a fucking human if someone did this to you how would you react context is important who knows 0.98
01:31:45.860 how much that guy was harassing theo before that clip as well you know like if he was told to back 0.99
01:31:50.600 off and he kept he kept he kept pushing it and pushing it it's it's it's not cool you have to
01:31:55.240 you have to still have boundaries and i understand the feeling i've said this on this podcast before
01:32:01.520 but like with with a guy like theo you me anyone who's constantly putting themselves out there
01:32:06.280 online these people you they think they know us because they do yeah because they do like like
01:32:13.160 like basically basically dude especially with the reality show out now like what you see is what
01:32:19.740 you get if you approach me in person it's probably gonna be like yo what's good like how like the 0.87
01:32:25.200 whole thing like we shoot the shit i love that it's my favorite thing to do in the whole world 0.94
01:32:29.600 yes and so this guy probably thought he knew theo which even though you you might doesn't 0.96
01:32:36.140 mean you can cross that boundary or uncomfortability and and no i i saw the clip i
01:32:42.340 think he was in his space i think i think with any um man this is like my like primal ohio belief
01:32:49.020 if you're invading another man who is a stranger's personal space in my opinion you have now opened
01:32:55.560 yourself up to whatever the fuck happens to consequence like that's that's my opinion and so
01:33:00.000 in my opinion i think theo had every right to get that guy out of his space there's a hundred ways 0.94
01:33:04.420 to do it he chose to do it with the neck push so be it whatever but um i think that's i think that's
01:33:09.200 and i've ironically seen this happen with theo before at the inauguration it was it was after
01:33:15.900 the inauguration and i seen this guy like who who was just like being a little too forward with
01:33:21.880 he was like bro back the fuck off of me and and i and i stepped up i was like yo you need to like
01:33:26.560 get out like i i you can see it in these people's eyes you can tell when they're not all there it's 0.96
01:33:31.460 like a it's like it's like glassy there's a there's there's like no depth behind the eyes
01:33:36.400 they're kind of just like lights on nobody home lights on nobody home it's those the tweakers
01:33:40.760 you gotta watch out for let me let me tell you let me tell you something had this incident
01:33:45.060 happened the other day for the first time as a parent oh that's a whole yo yo this was this was
01:33:53.000 new to me mike me and nina were chilling with esme and this little boy probably about four or
01:33:59.540 five years old years old comes up to esme and i and nina's holding her and i said this this this
01:34:07.040 boy is i can tell he's a little crazy just just watch him because he he he approached us right
01:34:12.700 we're sitting at a table like having drinks and he just ran right up to us and got right in s
01:34:17.240 man nina's personal space granted he's a child right so i'm not like yep yeah like get like
01:34:20.880 but i tell nina i'm like i'm like just just just watch because i this this i can tell this kid's
01:34:25.200 tweaking i think is the verbiage i used sure enough so so he he he he starts he raises his
01:34:31.340 hand and he like goes like this to estimate like hits her like that and and now i'm confused because
01:34:36.440 a where's your parent why who we you just i'm i'm a new dad but like is this what kids do do they
01:34:44.140 like like you just is it just a boy being a boy but as a dad i'm like yo that's not cool and then
01:34:50.180 the his brother comes up and they both are like like doing this to her to her leg and i'm and the
01:34:55.380 dad's there the dad's right there he's five feet away and he's and he's cool with it he's not
01:34:59.700 controlling these little like lunatics and i'm like as as a dad of a daughter i'm like you know
01:35:03.740 what i'm actually like not cool with this i don't think this is okay and so i go to the kid go hey
01:35:08.620 be nice be nice that was what i did i was like i was like be nice and that was the extent of it
01:35:13.740 and then you know the dad came up and he took the kids away and they're like misbehaving and stuff
01:35:17.320 and i told nina i was like i have to be honest that was like a new experience for me but that's
01:35:22.020 so i mean but that's like the most common thing ever you did you did it you handled it perfectly
01:35:26.760 nice that bro 100 that happens bro kid little boys bro they don't understand how things work
01:35:33.340 bro they're just but the dad but the dad was like no he should have that's what made it awkward no
01:35:37.600 he should have been the one to come in and say don't do that because i was waiting i was i was
01:35:42.120 waiting for him to be like yo stop but you can't always rely on that and but i don't know why i'm
01:35:46.580 giving any parenting advice right now but i'm just saying from having watched it and been a part of
01:35:50.020 it as in my own childhood and and seeing my sisters do it and all that stuff yeah you have to
01:35:54.760 like with chase for example chase is you know he's a lunatic this is why i'm saying it to you
01:36:00.140 because i do see it with chase he'll go he used to when he was younger go up and and hit the dog
01:36:04.840 and the dog will growl and he would hit the dog like because he doesn't get it you have to say
01:36:08.880 hey hey don't do that yeah don't do that don't hit the dog be nice exactly what you did that was 0.99
01:36:13.260 the that was the perfect thing yeah and then if that doesn't work you knock the fucking dad out 0.98
01:36:17.600 no don't do that yo so to the theo point by the way i think the line is the physical space when 0.98
01:36:24.580 they start touching you words are where things get dangerous and we've i'm not gonna bring
01:36:31.320 anything specific up i had to age out of that you had to age out of that there was the time where
01:36:38.440 if you said something to me it would evoke potentially a physical reaction and that
01:36:42.180 yeah but it's all like what you said humans are complicated for sure all circumstantial like dude
01:36:49.460 if you're having a bad day yeah but that changes everything yeah but we can't have we have no more
01:36:53.820 excuses we unfortunately like it's not excuse you can come up somebody could tech somebody 0.99
01:36:58.800 could technically come up to like right here that's fine and say a lot of shit to you and 0.98
01:37:01.900 you really can't do that's fine whatever talk your shit what if they not not okay not okay 0.99
01:37:06.360 yeah there's a limit there's boundaries yeah there has to be there has to be i know we see 0.99
01:37:11.060 the time six minutes no no no no no hold on i'm almost done i i do want to say this too it was
01:37:17.380 it was interesting it also depends on what the person has in their hands like bro if they've
01:37:23.120 got like it's also like like if somebody comes up to you with a beer bottle i'm a little bit
01:37:26.660 but this dude it was weird because like he had balloons what's he gonna do with them no because
01:37:31.740 that's the weird thing like like either like you okay he can go two ways with this old guy from up
01:37:38.540 in which case i'm letting him do whatever he wants do whatever right right because
01:37:44.760 worst case scenario he's just gonna float away 0.94
01:37:46.480 right guess what he can go the clown from it 0.99
01:37:52.840 now we got now we got trouble boys now i gotta hit him with that neck push you know what i'm 0.97
01:38:01.820 saying like bro so so when theo saw him it's pretty obvious he saw the clown from it crawling 0.91
01:38:07.440 out the sore trying to get little jimmy or tommy or whatever to go down the sore drain with him
01:38:12.780 what are you saying why do you say it like that sure you didn't say it like that the first two
01:38:19.040 times i let it slide the first time sore yes that white sore drain suit sea or
01:38:25.480 sea horn seymour we've gone loopy we've gone nuclear wait wait wait then he went to then he
01:38:38.220 went to uh an army base in qatar straight from there and did a speech did you see that yeah
01:38:45.180 yeah he's all over the place dude he's a globetrotter theovon's a globe i hope he has
01:38:49.200 better luck with chairs or the people that put them together yeah hey guys love death and robots
01:38:53.760 that's it love death and robots watch it mr beast we just started watching these snack size episodes
01:38:57.900 i see it dude you gotta call 230 i don't know what are you gonna do for the next four minutes
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