Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Tfue Exposes Ninja For Ruining His Fortnite Career, Faze Banks Fallout, Dating His Assistant

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00:00:29.420 Welcome back.

00:00:30.300 I'm here for another episode of the Impulsive Podcast.

00:00:32.960 And we have a special guest here today.

00:00:34.720 Fortnite guy, Tfue.

00:00:37.120 I got a girlfriend.

00:00:38.120 She was my assistant at first.

00:00:39.700 I kind of hired her and that didn't work out.

00:00:41.220 Why didn't it work out?

00:00:42.160 Because I ended up, you know, like if you watch Fortnite now, it's pretty crazy how fast these kids are.

00:00:47.440 Would you still be able to hang?

00:00:48.580 No, probably not.

00:00:49.400 But at one point you actually wanted to get a ninja.

00:00:51.620 Like IRL.

00:00:52.500 Yeah, that's true.

00:00:53.280 Yeah.

00:00:53.500 I got suspended on Twitch, and he tried to, like, permanently terminate my account. 0.99

00:00:58.580 Oh, damn. 0.81

00:00:59.020 We have a pretty similar story in terms of our YouTube history. 0.99

00:01:02.140 And even some of the girls.

00:01:04.680 You're not out of this conversation either, bud.

00:01:06.840 What?

00:01:07.360 The Notorious release the contract phase.

00:01:09.560 I remember that became such a meme.

00:01:11.500 We quoted that so many times.

00:01:13.580 It could be anything.

00:01:14.520 Let me tell the chef, release the dinner.

00:01:16.780 I mean, Banks is a very, very smart person.

00:01:18.780 I did not like the beef era for you two.

00:01:20.720 What did you guys settle for in the lawsuit?

00:01:23.500 when are you switching back

00:01:37.120 what

00:01:41.180 are you what

00:01:43.960 yeah what are you doing

00:01:46.220 who's

00:01:47.860 I don't know I usually sit next to

00:01:50.360 what

00:01:52.180 dude you're making our guests feel uncomfortable facts you're being mad weird you didn't even

00:01:57.300 intro the guest or the show are we live yeah you can go ahead intro the show logan all right um

00:02:05.440 guys welcome back i'm here for another episode of the impulsive podcast the number one podcast

00:02:10.760 in the world and we have a special guest here today fortnite guy tfue

00:02:15.520 welcome to the show man this is crazy this is crazy i feel like like do we do the whole podcast

00:02:24.620 like this or dude you have to understand no because then he has to look both ways it's it's

00:02:29.900 oh yeah that's pretty shitty that's pretty shitty i've just sat i've sat in that seat for

00:02:34.120 all 500 episodes no we had to have musical chair once yeah maybe for a second for this type of 0.77

00:02:41.500 thing yeah maybe we switch because then you only have to look in one direction are you gonna wear

00:02:45.280 headphones i don't really care because we have to figure out this counterweight situation i'll put

00:02:50.420 i'll put that those headphones as a counterweight you take the current counterweight headphones and

00:02:54.420 then put them on your head why you can move the mic back i just like to have it like it's yeah

00:02:58.560 yeah all right let's do it on three one two three oh my god bro it's like two exactly

00:03:06.120 that's the counterweight or the headphones yeah yeah because um it just needs a little bit just

00:03:15.720 needs a tiny bit on the end there i got a five in ap physics advanced placement that stands for 0.59

00:03:19.900 before i became a full-time speed smarter fuckhead l speed smarter um yes what what uh what tifu said

00:03:28.320 welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world uh thanks for listening watching 0.95

00:03:32.960 doing subscribing if you're not subscribed hit that subscribe button bro this is crazy this is

00:03:38.320 crazy to have you here i know i mean it worked out we're kind of in my home so tampa yeah after

00:03:44.800 all the glitz and glam all the all the famous and amazing things you've done with your life

00:03:49.340 you just stayed rooted rooted here in tampa yeah dude i don't know i'm just a florida boy and i

00:03:55.020 can't escape so i tried to live in la for a little bit but yeah how'd that not for me how'd that go

00:04:00.060 what'd you discover about that place yeah what are your your big three learnings about life in LA

00:04:05.540 dude I don't know I mean my my uh my mom's from Santa Monica and that's where my parents met they

00:04:13.760 actually had a beach house in Venice and then sold it to raise their kids here instead of there

00:04:18.440 because they knew it was no good so it kind of worked out oh no way yeah what what's the issue 0.99

00:04:23.440 the juju like dark hollywood illuminati like type shit the homeless people pollution i don't know 0.99

00:04:30.340 taxes i mean those are good ask him he's he's gone yeah yeah yeah i got i got out of there as 0.99

00:04:38.680 well he's on vacation right now yeah i'm chilling in paradise yeah but have you considered puerto

00:04:42.940 rico um yeah maybe not not at all man there's good there's good fishing here in tampa yeah

00:04:51.060 there's good fish in puerto rico too yeah there is yeah good sir yeah so dude i mean look tfue man

00:04:56.120 you're you're an absolute legend in the space uh gaming icon and now and now and now master angler

00:05:02.640 master angler man mike was like yo yeah he's fishing now yeah he's fishing i saw on my pdf

00:05:09.060 here now i hope this true is true patrick who made the pdf wrote this down did you catch a tuna

00:05:14.200 a big old tuna yeah sold for like 30 grand or some shit i don't know i don't know yeah we

00:05:19.600 caught like a 200 pound yellowfin when i was in louisiana but i don't know i'm like it's weird

00:05:25.380 i'm like living like an old retired florida person right now i'm like golfing and fishing

00:05:30.520 like i might as well throw bingo in there yeah a little bit yeah i even play pickleball since

00:05:34.860 it's so popular oh yes hi yes us too i love pickleball pickleball so sick right dude anyone

00:05:42.360 can play it that's why it's great even like i did really i played but we played last week yeah we

00:05:47.200 beat logan dude it's once we also beat him once that's true it was it was one versus one-to-one

00:05:52.240 how do you how are you how are you funding all these retirement age pursuits like what like

00:05:58.040 because are you are you working not really i mean how old you're 27 right dude i mean i was

00:06:05.680 streaming every day eight hours a day for like eight years so if i couldn't afford to mess around 0.93

00:06:13.340 now then i don't know i must have fucked up do you think do you think eventually you'll uh 0.90

00:06:19.260 how do i say it run out of money and then have to stream again and get back to that grind 0.91

00:06:24.860 no honestly i mean dude if i live long enough to spend all my money i'm just grateful to be

00:06:30.080 alive at that point really yeah so you're not a big spender then no only on like charter boats

00:06:36.300 to go fishing i don't charter boats he's got his own boat got his own boat yeah oh that was the

00:06:41.040 last vlog i saw yeah making your own boat yeah sick we gotta get you out there fishing dude i

00:06:47.020 do like fishing i do like fishing and mike likes fishing because he doesn't have to walk which he's

00:06:51.080 not very good at but he could stand still he's real strong upper body there's a lot of chest

00:06:55.460 not a lot of legs yeah my my main issue and we talked about this on twitter i think i like

00:07:01.340 is it is it like a patience level that you like develop you know what i'm saying or did you always

00:07:07.480 have it like for me bro i'm so adhd that like my brain just bounces around so much and like the

00:07:12.820 idea of like really waiting and sticking with one thing for too long is like i'm attachment avoidant

00:07:18.540 even when it comes to fish yeah i mean dude i dude i have no patience either i i mean but i just like

00:07:24.600 the chase you know i like the preparation you know getting everything ready to bait whatever

00:07:28.420 you do yeah i do i really i think that's like the funnest part no way yeah explain that to me why

00:07:34.100 do you think what do you think that is i don't know just like setting up how you tackle and

00:07:37.340 bait and getting gas no way figuring out like where you're gonna go like what spots you're

00:07:43.340 gonna hit where we dropping boys yeah like where are we gonna drop this time i don't know it's just

00:07:48.260 like i don't know it's it's it's fascinating because acquired taste i think for sure but the

00:07:55.800 the thing you're describing about fishing is the exact thing that like kind of turns me off like

00:07:59.820 i'm not a big i'm not a big prep guy yeah when that fish hits by the way i i grew up in ohio

00:08:05.080 dude i love fishing yeah it just uh i started getting pretty fucking impatient as an adult

00:08:10.100 he he fishes a little bit now but he has like a like a team of people so when he when he has to 0.52

00:08:15.720 hook a worm like somebody puts the worm on and then he says like reel and another he's got like

00:08:19.800 a worker that comes in reels for him i find that offensive i find that offensive no come on dude

00:08:24.160 there's so many different types though like dude there could be it could be action the whole day

00:08:27.940 like you're not even gonna want to reel anymore yeah yeah it depends on the day there's just

00:08:31.620 different types of fishing there's definitely more patient like sword fishing is really you

00:08:35.120 got to be really patient with it you know you can go hours without bites okay explain explain this

00:08:39.840 to a viewer who hasn't gone fishing it's so funny this is a fishing podcast we know one of the best

00:08:44.880 players of all but it's gonna a lot of people are gonna relate to it dude because fishing fishing

00:08:49.220 it's a tale as old as time like sir like seriously fit like how did how did ancient folk get food

00:08:54.940 they fish teach a man to fish teach a man to fish don't give a man a fish you teach a man to fish 0.68

00:09:00.820 you won't have to fucking take a fish okay so look uh i went fishing with um you had him on 0.99

00:09:09.200 you had him on the uh he's gonna kill me oh black black black tip black tip yeah uh i call him 0.99

00:09:17.080 johnson tip age why i don't know it just sounds funnier i went fishing with him we caught it we

00:09:23.160 he's a good big big fish and uh uh it was the first time i think i realized how hard it is to

00:09:29.520 reel in like a like a one to 200 pound oh yeah sea animal can you explain that like and and like

00:09:35.680 what that fight looks like when you hook a big 200 pound tuna dude i mean there's just nothing 0.96

00:09:40.060 stopping them dude you're just getting your ass beat for hours and hours if he doesn't want to 0.91

00:09:44.180 come up he's not going to come up you're just going to wear him out yeah it hurts yeah yeah 0.98

00:09:49.080 and the rod is like a like a massive like steel rod right massive and you're sitting in a spin

00:09:57.180 you're sitting in a spinny chair right like um that's attached you just hold you just hold on

00:10:01.760 to that big rod you seat belted in yeah just for dear life yeah exactly dude are you seat belted

00:10:07.620 in yeah right you can't be yeah if you're using height like a lot of like drag you're gonna need

00:10:12.820 so he's using terms now yeah drag no there's a there's a device that goes on the waist yeah

00:10:18.800 you can use as leverage that you stick your big rod in before you reel it or you can you can put

00:10:24.160 it in a hole um on the side of the boat you can put you can put it in a hole in the vessel almost

00:10:29.880 treating the vessel as the hole and then you reel it in uh but it takes forever man like uh i caught

00:10:36.540 a big i caught a big uh big walleye in ohio oh that's cool big wall like 31 and a half inch

00:10:41.200 well a fish ohio fish i was very proud of it so proud i got it mounted i just couldn't believe 0.94

00:10:45.840 how like how hard it was to catch this fucking fish yeah well fish fish probably this big 0.94

00:10:50.680 took me like 30 minutes to reel in people don't people don't people don't know 0.98

00:10:55.540 people gotta put some respect on angling fishermen yeah bro i mean there's just so

00:11:02.660 many different types but we need to get you out there bro one day he mentioned it he mentioned

00:11:07.300 i think it would be i think it'd be sick to go like really chartered like a big deep sea like

00:11:12.080 you gotta get out there early though yeah you do right yeah i guess once i go overnight you know

00:11:17.280 what was that like i go overnight sometimes i go out there yeah i'll just sleep on the boat

00:11:21.920 oh that's sick yeah but there's no just not really bad how did you we just drink how did

00:11:27.340 you exist in like the height of like streamers because you're not like anybody yeah i've ever

00:11:33.100 met before you're just like you're kind of like a 18th century fisherman that just became a

00:11:37.780 fortnight stream no actually i didn't fish before i didn't even fish at all before i started to play

00:11:41.820 fortnight i just realized that fishing is fun when you have money you can actually do it yeah but

00:11:46.980 it's such a it's it's so like countered no you can do it without it but it's funner when you

00:11:51.660 actually have a boat a big boat that you could sleep on yeah but it has to be like somewhat

00:11:56.660 near dna because like the majority of people get a little bit of money and they're like oh

00:12:00.220 i'm gonna go buy three lamborghinis and i'm gonna buy like a big house like in miami and 0.90

00:12:05.840 you know go to the fucking met gala you know what i'm saying like you just you just like 0.98

00:12:11.320 we're like shit i'm gonna get so much money i could buy mad worms like how did the like how 0.99

00:12:16.860 did you transition into into like reptiles bro you know what i'm saying like from where you were 0.99

00:12:22.800 because you were going to like you were like that dude bro i mean you still kind of are but just now

00:12:27.820 in the angler community you know i mean i'm not really known in the angler community that well

00:12:32.580 not yet not yet yeah you keep angling who knows it's just a hobby bro it's just an expensive

00:12:37.180 hobby it's like pickleball but do you still but do you still pull up to like the local club and

00:12:42.820 get like a sign that says like tfue and like the girls you know when the girls have the bottle and

00:12:46.700 they go like no i just mean like no i just see everything we're doing today somehow has a rod

00:12:52.760 involved like okay are you doing anything that's like of uh upper echelon like like were you were

00:13:00.860 you in monaco this weekend for f1 no dude i don't know that's not really my style dude like

00:13:06.140 i dude i like to be away from people most of the time yeah yeah are you an introvert a little bit

00:13:12.000 i don't know kind of what about with chicks so i got a girlfriend and stuff oh you do yeah does

00:13:19.680 she fish yeah she fishes with me sometimes we'll go out together and fish does she argue with you

00:13:25.160 well i mean they all do ain't that ain't that the truth

00:13:31.500 wise words no i love her no we get along pretty well how'd you guys meet uh she used to watch my

00:13:39.460 streams oh nice yeah how'd she get in contact with you uh she was my assistant at first so

00:13:48.020 i kind of hired her and that didn't work out why didn't it work out because i ended up you know

00:13:54.660 wait wait wait wait okay wow what a journey for her goes from watching your streams like a fan

00:14:05.040 yeah to getting hired to dating you do you think that was her plan all along oh yeah

00:14:11.720 damn good for her good for her did you guys start as was there ever a part where it was like

00:14:18.520 like you guys were like friends yeah for sure no uh i kind of traumatized her at first because i 0.99

00:14:23.900 was like i don't want a girlfriend and it was a bit of a shit show let's say at least yeah yeah

00:14:29.340 that's generally how that goes yeah what can i ask at what point of her being your assistant were 0.95

00:14:36.340 you like yo i think i might like this girl which is a problem because she's working for me i don't

00:14:44.280 know i don't know the exact moment but it was kind of just which by the way is fine in florida i think

00:14:50.380 like in new york hr would probably have a problem well no but no but he no but they they seized their

00:14:56.500 business relationship prior to yeah is that true yeah i think uh once i think we once we hooked up

00:15:03.940 and then I just stopped paying her.

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00:16:56.200 you away and i'll never see you again and well this is awkward would you say a d-list actor d

00:17:02.940 i don't even know there's this thing is d no no no i mean like i didn't get on the c-list like

00:17:08.740 i'm not even average i'm not even passing i'm failing listen to no safe words with october

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00:17:18.380 apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast yeah yeah that which is good because at that

00:17:25.700 point it's like that's where the kind of the line is blurred even for a place like florida

00:17:31.000 yeah what does it what does it mean to be a florida guy to you like what does that mean dude

00:17:37.480 dude i don't know what kind of question is that i don't know i mean it's it's there's a persona

00:17:41.860 around the florida guy the florida man no it's no it's florida man florida florida man caught with

00:17:48.580 his with an extra foot florida man has extra foot eaten by alligator florida man florida man yeah

00:17:55.000 my brother's a real florida man he's he's oh he is i said florida guy no it's florida man

00:18:00.720 it's florida man yeah what does that mean to you i mean a florida man's like somebody that like is

00:18:05.740 i don't know like surfs kind of real into with nature you know wrestling gators eating pubs

00:18:12.560 jumping off bridges bat salts not bat salts not not scared to get get in the swamp get dirty i

00:18:19.160 don't know eat someone's face yeah that was a florida man yeah that's like a little bit more

00:18:24.180 south florida but yeah yeah i'm just gonna ask chat gpt a definition of what are some of the

00:18:31.260 best florida man stories oh god like dude some of these are crazy

00:18:36.220 bass salts bass salts was number one yeah here are some of the best unhinged florida man stories

00:18:42.340 florida man throws alligator yeah i told you there's a gator involved

00:18:47.560 Florida man throws alligator through Wendy's drive-thru window a man was charged with assault with a deadly weapon after he threw a three and a half foot alligator through Wendy's drive-thru window because it was a prank Florida man arrested for eating pancakes in the middle of the street that just seems like an injustice yeah that just seems like a good time yeah

00:19:17.560 Florida man claims his dog drove his car into a Walmart.

00:19:22.860 Florida man arrested after telling police he was teaching it a lesson

00:19:25.920 while throwing an alligator under a roof.

00:19:27.880 So is throwing alligators a big?

00:19:31.180 Florida man tries to evade arrest by cartwheeling away from cops.

00:19:37.880 Florida man asked Trooper if his bag of cocaine is illegal.

00:19:41.220 What do you, something I would do, is that what you're going to say?

00:19:43.460 Yeah, probably.

00:19:43.880 what uh what do you think it is about florida that inspires this type of activity dude dude

00:19:49.080 i don't even know that's a hard question bro it's just too many they just ate too many pub subs and

00:19:53.260 they're all what's a pub sub oh man it's a public sub dude it's like a florida staple right it's a

00:19:58.180 staple bro you gotta get florida chicken chicken color chicken it's a franchise yeah yeah no but

00:20:05.180 no it's like yeah it's like uh i don't even know like a vons or ralph's okay that sells sub they

00:20:11.060 have a deli and they make fire subs you ever go to public's get a buffalo chicken tender it's kind

00:20:15.840 of like the the staple you know i love buffalo chicken every jit is at a pub sub you know but

00:20:22.360 you're just vibing out here in florida yeah just just doing doing doing you it's admirable it

00:20:29.800 seriously is because like a lot of people get sucked into that once that once they get into 0.91

00:20:33.360 the internet shit yeah and like i certainly did you know you it's it's i mean you you had a little 0.75

00:20:38.300 taste of it when you did you did your thing out there yeah i'm just not i don't know i don't 0.98

00:20:43.340 i'm not a big fan of like hanging out with people that don't actually want to be my friend and don't

00:20:48.900 actually want to know me on a personal level and just want to do social media and blah and all that

00:20:52.760 i don't know i'm just not i just kind of want to be come back to my hometown where my family and

00:20:58.240 friends are that i grew up with and just have a good time so you have a good separation of work

00:21:02.180 and and personal yeah what's what kind of kind of like a deep question it's a superlative which i

00:21:08.840 i don't like asking but i want to ask you let all the deep questions right it's kind of a deep

00:21:13.180 question because i think you're a little bit of an enigma like kind of like a mystery i feel like

00:21:17.300 like like even even but we haven't even gotten to the meat of like what what made you like tfue

00:21:23.540 what really blew you up which is you're like one of the best fortnite players in the world you're

00:21:27.300 professional gamer made made multiple millions of dollars i'd probably i don't want to speak for

00:21:32.380 you but i guess like tens of millions of dollars at this point playing video games which is

00:21:36.980 fucking insane and i'll elaborate on that in a second but what is what is one thing about you 0.63

00:21:43.300 that you think is like the most misunderstood dude that's a hard question i know i'm sorry 0.98

00:21:49.420 i'm sorry damn or like or like something that people people wouldn't expect about you you know

00:21:56.860 like you said people and i asked that question because you said uh you know people want to get 0.78

00:22:00.900 to know you for you and who actually care about you and want to be your friend but like what what

00:22:04.840 what is there what is what do you think most people in la or wherever it didn't happen what

00:22:10.120 do you think they missed dude i don't know that's a tough dude you're you're hitting the tough

00:22:15.060 question sorry bro i'm just i don't know bro dude i don't know i'm kind of like when you're a streamer

00:22:19.960 you're kind of like an open book you kind of have to let like lay your life out there every day and

00:22:24.220 like there's nothing to hide so you don't have anything that you keep behind the scenes no not

00:22:30.140 really i mean if i tried to hide something they would find it but in terms of like misunderstood

00:22:37.840 i don't know like what i guess i'm asking is like what did the people in la miss you know if you

00:22:45.200 weren't able to make real friends out there what were they what what were they not questioning

00:22:50.540 about you or like what was the what was the box that wasn't being checked in in the relationship

00:22:55.600 i don't know dude that's these are some tough questions bro i might need like a couple primes

00:23:03.120 i just don't think i'm sorry i'm sorry i think his point was that like the people in la are very

00:23:11.080 like a lot of people it's not everyone by the way but it's in that like younger class or like

00:23:15.620 very clout driven yeah there's just a lot of there's a lot of cloud driven you know like

00:23:19.640 it's just you i mean i'm sure you've seen it like when when people come and go you know they're

00:23:25.060 trying to find the next big thing and you know it's just you meet these people and you think 0.99

00:23:30.880 you're their friends and you run you know run them fuck i can't talk you run and go later down 0.98

00:23:36.700 the road and you know and they act like a stranger to you and you're like you know what's good with 0.99

00:23:40.520 that any examples of that person that you're talking about anybody at least are errant people

00:23:47.460 but i feel like i'm sure mike would like that no i'm here for some smoke for sure but yeah i feel

00:23:54.320 like i feel like that's just that's just like kind of part of the business like i kind of i kind of

00:24:00.020 went into the business knowing that and like you you can i'm sure you're you know intellectually

00:24:07.120 sound enough to like ascertain who the friends are and who the the clout people are because

00:24:12.160 there's yeah i mean now i can but when you're a young kid in la facts it gets a little bit hazy

00:24:17.260 true yeah i mean you gotta think when i was in la i was 19 20 years old way you know like people

00:24:22.180 people act like that's like a full-grown adult but really looking back at it especially my age

00:24:27.060 and i'm not even as old as you guys that's like a child yeah you know what i mean yeah yeah like 0.99

00:24:31.220 when you were 19 who knows what the fuck you're doing something stupid worse than 22 it was bad 0.98

00:24:35.640 it was all publicized i guess that's the for like a streamer or a vlogger in my case that that that 0.99

00:24:42.180 was like the good news like i did make all my mistakes publicly yeah but like like which which

00:24:50.320 sucks yeah there's a few yeah which which which me too though yeah i mean i mean it kind of it's

00:24:55.980 inevitable pretty much i don't like especially when you when you move out to la at such a young

00:25:01.440 age like dude you you dropped out of high school to play professional video games correct uh i

00:25:06.620 dropped out of middle school so eighth grade to play professional video games or no no it's because 0.99

00:25:13.460 i was too dumb damn pat damn pat you fucked us on that pdf wait well it says right here 0.99

00:25:20.900 people attended high school in florida but eventually dropped out to pursue gaming 1.00

00:25:24.280 i know but now i feel like an asshole wait so what so but you can't you can't be too dumb for 0.98

00:25:29.780 eighth grade bro like they just no i was no but you made that decision they didn't like they 1.00

00:25:34.560 weren't like damn bro this kid's a fucking idiot get him out of middle school no it's funny i know 1.00

00:25:40.660 what i'm saying like they'll give you another shot bro you're like we get enough time i'll just i'll 1.00

00:25:44.860 just give you the rundown real hell yeah let's do it bro so my parents were like real laid back kind

00:25:49.780 of like almost hippies and um we never went to school so we're technically homeschooled um every

00:25:56.400 year you know they would kind of pay people off to like say that we were like well educated you

00:26:01.680 know so i mean i i can like read and write like all right you know probably not as good as you

00:26:07.080 are you but enough to get by right and when i was like in eighth grade i decided hey i want to go

00:26:13.660 to school hang out with my friends because i'm you know sitting at home all day getting in or

00:26:17.720 skateboarding surfing whenever we're bored so i go to school and i'm like they're like asking me

00:26:22.480 these questions like what's the pythagorean theorem yeah you know what i mean like and i'm

00:26:27.320 like dude i don't know like it stressed me out and i'm like i can't do this like i i don't know

00:26:31.420 you know school kind of like builds you up into like their system and what they know yeah 100%

00:26:36.400 so if you just get thrown in there you're like what's going on like i don't know half of the

00:26:40.480 so you entered so you entered and left school in eighth grade yeah i went to school for like 0.98

00:26:47.580 i take a week oh is that long yeah and i was like i'm like this is this shit ain't for me no this 0.97

00:26:53.100 shit ain't for me so it's funny when people are always like you know i dropped out of college to 0.98

00:26:56.800 pursue this like i didn't have a choice i had to i i couldn't work out you know i couldn't be a 0.99

00:27:00.900 lawyer or whatever you know i was i wasn't book smart enough for that so i had to make you know

00:27:04.920 make my way somehow so so you start so you start so you get out of eighth grade fresh out of eighth

00:27:12.340 grade no no eighth grade degree you you're all man this is so strange because bro you've never

00:27:20.960 really hear somebody and they're like yeah man times are tough i just got out of eighth grade

00:27:24.840 dude i had no idea what i was doing with my life because most people are just going in ninth grade 0.97

00:27:28.600 yeah you know what i'm saying so like for so for him like he's like fuck man dude i gotta pay these 0.97

00:27:33.660 bills bro he's got like a cigarette and like one of those folding lawn chairs with like the green 0.99

00:27:38.240 blue like strikes in it that you unfold he's just sitting he's like damn bro no this this shit ain't 0.99

00:27:44.840 for so wait so you get out of eighth grade and then you you have to make like a decision and 0.98

00:27:49.640 and are you already good at video games or do you just start playing or like what dude no i mean me

00:27:55.680 and my brother have been doing youtube we've been posting on youtube since i was eight years old so

00:28:00.460 i'm 27 now oh so you guys really are just we have a pretty similar story in terms of our youtube

00:28:06.800 history and even some of the girls well why did he do that you're not out of this conversation

00:28:13.540 either bud what you're right there with him get smoked brother yes all right so you get out of

00:28:22.400 eighth grade no wait wait wait you can't play with fire and listen bro

00:28:26.460 whatever so you get out of eighth grade right yeah it's and you already are making videos

00:28:34.240 my apologies that was so rude to me you you're on a stream of something there sorry what were

00:28:38.880 you saying no we were both we're both married dude is this the impulsive podcast or the intrusive

00:28:43.900 podcast bro listen you just nailed it no no no it was good that yeah yeah it was really good

00:28:51.880 mike in like in like young generation z millennial slang like cold like that was cold bro means it

00:28:57.200 was dope stop glazing it's real that's an l take lp bro stop glazing bro all right go go it's not

00:29:05.020 glazing anymore it's doing tricks on it yeah stop bro you're bouncing you're bouncing on it 0.91

00:29:08.560 you're bouncing on yourself that's my bad bro i'm dead ass sorry for that all right so you're 0.83

00:29:14.880 making youtube videos at eight yeah with your brother doing stunts by the way yeah we're you 0.81

00:29:20.160 know we started off doing pranks and stuff and uh i don't know he he actually was successful way

00:29:25.740 before i was doing pranks yeah he was and uh i don't know i just started gaming because i want

00:29:33.580 to do my own thing you know and were you were you always like really good at gaming yeah i was

00:29:39.140 better than my friends i guess and they they sucked though how how how are you so good

00:29:44.920 i don't know i started playing destiny and i made a kind of a streaming career off that and then i

00:29:51.640 transitioned to h1z1 and played that professionally for the first time when i was like 16 probably and

00:29:57.920 then started playing pub g so by the time ford came out i had already been playing professional

00:30:04.660 battle royale games for years so it was like i'm and i was like one of the younger kids of the

00:30:11.120 group so it's like kind of just designed to win at that point this is fat this is so fascinating

00:30:18.620 to me i want to i want to break this down okay so like all right if you if you were to come to me

00:30:23.960 before twitch was twitch yeah and say hey uh i have this company where viewers can watch people

00:30:34.160 play video games live yeah do you want to invest i would have been like why would you why would i

00:30:39.180 invest in that you he was always so always i was just like why would i watch people play video

00:30:43.800 games i would just play i would just play video games and i and i guarantee at the time like i

00:30:47.800 wasn't the only one who thought that like mind you let's you know reverse 10 years streaming

00:30:54.380 wasn't wasn't a big thing and i definitely didn't understand the video game angle and then the

00:30:59.800 fortnight boom happened and then the streaming boom was kind of simultaneous and i started

00:31:04.840 watching some of these professional players um specifically you know ninja and i saw how good

00:31:12.300 he was like absurdly good way better than everyone else and it wasn't just him right there's there's

00:31:19.000 professional players professional gamers and i finally understood why you would watch people

00:31:24.960 play these games is because the level of talent that they're operating watching a sport it's like

00:31:28.620 why would you watch basketball exactly it's like it's a watching like like a professional i mean

00:31:33.060 that's what exactly what it is i just never understood it until i was watching it and i

00:31:36.940 I understood Fortnite and gaming and I was like oh yeah he's entertaining and he's really good at

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00:33:59.420 oh fucking good and so like if we're going to compare it to basketball and like watching a 0.84

00:34:05.820 professional athlete play a sport i i like there's definitely similarities but like 0.98

00:34:12.780 how are you so good at fortnite that's funny that you bring up ninja because he was like

00:34:19.380 the biggest thing at the time you know but our rivalry went back like years it did into previous

00:34:26.260 games yeah oh actually so we've been we've been at it for no way so then when he blew up and you 0.98

00:34:33.340 know people say that i blew up after i killed him i killed him he was like oh fuck he's like 0.87

00:34:37.420 yeah i remember that yeah i know this kid yeah we used to you know and people like who's this guy 0.99

00:34:41.320 whatever but i mean i was good the same reason he was good dude we just been playing that genre

00:34:46.900 of video games for years at a professional level so by the time that game came out you know probably

00:34:53.460 everybody in this room i'm assuming you know fortnight could have been their first battle

00:34:58.380 royale game so it's all new to you guys but you gotta think this is what we've been doing

00:35:03.320 so you already you put in the reps yeah years okay higher even even competitively too right

00:35:09.760 professionally yeah so you got so you had you know a feeling for like what the pressure is like

00:35:14.440 when it's down to a 1v1 oh yeah you knew about all that stuff so it was like a part of it was

00:35:19.200 at least to an extent a time and place thing yeah for sure but but with fortnite in particular

00:35:24.680 because of the type of gameplay yeah it's it's not just it's not just a shooting game it's it's

00:35:29.480 building it's it's a lot of like strategy and what i noticed when i would watch ninja is like

00:35:33.900 creativity you gotta get sometimes creative with how you like escape or a scenario or flank an

00:35:39.120 opponent or like one up yeah i mean when the game first came out dude no one knew how to get like

00:35:44.080 no one know how to do shit so that's why we were so good because we just had the base mechanics

00:35:48.400 down nowadays everything's so polished like there is nothing really creative to do it's basically 0.96

00:35:54.620 just skill at this point yeah like if you watch for it now it's pretty crazy that how fast these

00:36:00.460 kids are can you would you still be able to hang no you don't think so no probably not

00:36:05.620 i really haven't been playing either so you didn't get the reps in dude i mean

00:36:11.760 dude video games are like especially fortnite is so it's so important to like your reflexes

00:36:18.400 and your age like the best player in the world are now 17 you know no way that's like i think

00:36:24.020 17 and 18 is kind of like the prime age for fortnite because your reactions are still really

00:36:29.060 good and you kind of have like a developed brain so you can be smart where like there's kids with

00:36:33.880 really good mechanics that are you know 12 years old but they're not they don't really have like

00:36:37.780 you know the knowledge and their frontal lobes not yeah their cortex they don't got the iq they

00:36:43.800 don't get the iq you know wait there's a good middle ground you you just you just mentioned

00:36:48.500 this the mechanics like what are you talking about when you say that like the mechanics like

00:36:53.000 the like the building the shooting the you know just the awareness like just the general like

00:36:58.400 you know movement building speed it's so crazy i'm trying to liken it to being like a professional

00:37:05.160 athlete you know yeah dude it's just that that game dude i think i think right now i think

00:37:12.700 fortnite is like one of the highest skill gap games that like they're of all time probably

00:37:18.900 what do you mean by that for the viewers like you could take another game and take the best player 0.96

00:37:25.980 and you know let's let's say for you know a stupid concept like he restarts his life and 0.96

00:37:33.960 only plays fortnite he could just be the middle of the really because the skill gap is so high 0.98

00:37:41.720 and the players are so good that like some random joe schmo that's like a pro at another game

00:37:46.680 could hop on fortnite like he's got no shot or he could be like average you know what i mean like

00:37:51.640 there's just so many so many more players and so many like good players that like the top top

00:37:57.480 guys are like insane but but and you can't catch them like you can't like no no so there's actually

00:38:04.720 some something that just recently happened is there's a guy you know ron's david ronaldo yeah

00:38:09.960 he's a he's a he's a you know kind of vlogger live streamer now he doesn't play fortnite too

00:38:15.460 much but he was like he was a great fortnite player back in the day like he he could compete

00:38:19.880 and he would place in tournaments and he doesn't really play you know that much anymore he's kind

00:38:24.080 to focus on more like iro yeah cars yeah and he he uh challenged one of the best players if not

00:38:32.340 the best player in the world to a 1v1 where his opponent would his opponent would start with 99

00:38:41.140 deaths and he would start with with like one life so he so all he's gonna do is kill him once and

00:38:47.520 this kid has to kill him 100 times i saw this actually what happened he he didn't kill him 0.92

00:38:53.140 once no way he died a hundred times no way that's how good that's how good these good players are 0.97

00:38:59.380 they can they could you could go into a game versus like the like one of the best players

00:39:03.860 in the world and like dude we could give you like a month and like you just wouldn't kill him whoa

00:39:08.940 where like if you go into a call of duty lobby versus like the best cod player in the world

00:39:14.480 dude you're gonna kill him yeah for sure you're not you're not gonna touch these kids yeah like

00:39:19.160 you're really not wow that's crazy man for it i really changed the game dude it's just the skill 0.98

00:39:23.280 gap so large bro like how come they didn't give you a skin that's kind of messed that's kind of

00:39:29.640 messed up it's not too late right no of course no i just i don't know i just i just didn't care

00:39:35.360 do you think that that was part of it do you think if you were a little bit more hands-on with

00:39:40.100 i think maybe if i was a little bit more you know family friendly it probably would have worked out

00:39:44.660 yeah but now it seems like they're working with people that aren't family friendly they

00:39:49.080 got yeah all kinds of yeah no i mean whoever nowadays i just it's a little bit late i don't

00:39:54.220 really care it would have been maybe it would have been cool back in the day do you think video games

00:39:58.480 do you think video games if you're not a professional could be considered a waste of time

00:40:03.940 i mean if you're playing it all day maybe it's yeah social media has gotten a little bit crazy

00:40:10.520 nowadays especially from like coming from me and you have been doing it for so long right

00:40:14.700 like i grinded and made multiple youtube channels that just didn't work out before it you know it

00:40:20.440 did you know like we've been really putting the putting the work in i mean i don't really anymore

00:40:24.240 because like i've been doing it for so long but like some of these people were just everyone

00:40:28.920 wants to be a social media you know content creator streamer it's just like kind of getting

00:40:33.680 a little bit out of hand and people you know expect it to be easy and then when it's not

00:40:37.480 they kind of just oh this sucks do you think do you think uh social media as a whole is a net

00:40:43.400 positive or a net negative on society negative bro what kind of question is that 100 yeah well 0.93

00:40:49.140 me and him debate on i think it's positive i do i do i think it's the worst i think it's the worst

00:40:53.640 thing that's ever what did you say though you said it said on society that yeah i mean you gotta you

00:40:58.240 gotta i mean there's two ways to look at it right like i think like sitting on tiktok just burning

00:41:04.020 your brain and you know your dopamine out like that's not good for your mental health but that's

00:41:08.240 what but that's what if that's what you're talking about yeah but then you gotta look at like ai 0.95

00:41:11.500 like they're over here like solving fucking no but that's not social no that's not social media 0.78

00:41:16.000 and i will talk let's talk about AI but i mean like strictly like the the absolute like 0.99

00:41:22.240 bullshit brain rot that everyone is ingesting like like bro we get in the car sometimes and 0.90

00:41:28.240 i'll be like so dude i'm there's this new trend right and i'm like for him it makes sense bro 0.99

00:41:34.380 it's worth millions and millions you pitched me this trend i did see one i did see one i did see

00:41:39.700 wanted i sent it to him which is a bad thing for me no it's good it's good but but social media as

00:41:45.480 a whole how it affects people yeah like if you if you look at like mental illness suicide in teens

00:41:52.100 like all of that stuff since 2013 it's a direct spike like it just boom straight up bro yeah never

00:41:59.600 before seen in history i i agree with you on that honestly um it's just yeah i i kind of felt like i

00:42:06.900 was getting a little bit like weird too and i i'm more happier just going outside and getting away

00:42:12.200 from my phone and going fish and going surf or whatever because i do feel like if i sit on my

00:42:16.200 phone too much i start to get like a little bit like depressed and weird like it's definitely not 0.96

00:42:20.580 good for you it's a hundred percent i think i think you know like i learned a lot of shit on

00:42:25.680 the internet too you know like there's a lot of helpful information that i gather from the 0.82

00:42:29.160 internet but in terms of just brain rot that's definitely not good it just seems like i was

00:42:33.780 to say i think the answer to your question depends on what your algorithm looks like which is kind of

00:42:38.400 dependent on what you're interested in or what you're if you're self-aware of the things that

00:42:44.480 you're consuming which will then contribute to what you can continue to consume a lot of c's and

00:42:50.680 yeah like you have to be you have to be a little bit disciplined to make sure that things but but

00:42:54.580 yeah what he said i want to highlight is that there's a lot of ways to to learn and use social

00:42:59.560 media uh positively like i i try to i i try to learn a lot um from social media as well like a

00:43:06.720 lot i'd say about 60 to 75 percent of my algorithm is like high knowledge valuable information on

00:43:14.760 what platform all of them even x oh because on x for me it's just nazis nazis nazis school fight

00:43:24.220 shootings dude what's it like like you just pull up like on x sometimes it'll just be like some

00:43:28.900 dude getting killed yeah yeah dude getting his brains blown out you're like i don't want to see

00:43:33.380 this in a public place you go down it's like that's not you scroll down one and it's like 0.56

00:43:37.100 ladies backshot sure drop your back spot backshot in the comments and i'm like bro what is going on

00:43:42.740 here what is happening bro x is the worst for sure but but more than algorithm to your point

00:43:51.000 about being outside more than algorithm it's also about time spent because i don't care what your 0.94

00:43:56.500 fucking algorithm looks like if you're spending multitudes of hours a day online even if you're 0.96

00:44:02.540 learning there's so much value that comes out of being bored there's so much value that comes out 0.99

00:44:07.360 of being bored and not looking at anything also just really just really like racking your brain

00:44:12.040 thinking about you know what can i do like oh this thing happened in the real world not like

00:44:17.660 online you know they say boredom is the devil's playground and i've also found that to be true

00:44:22.120 yeah it can be it can be but that's where mental fortitude comes in because it's like all of the

00:44:26.980 greatest ideas ever well i don't know if this is the case anymore maybe some of them are being

00:44:31.460 born out of scrolling now maybe some of them are but like for the for the extent of humanity all

00:44:36.420 the greatest ideas of all time were bred out of people saying oh there's a problem here and then

00:44:40.860 going and sitting on a couch and smoking weed or hanging out or whatever and thinking about the

00:44:44.700 problem oh here's a cool way to solve it not like oh well there's a problem over here oh my god dude

00:44:49.680 backshot trend fire like do you know what i'm saying like you can't like dude look what the 0.98

00:44:55.140 fucking bop house is doing today bro that's crazy like bro if you do that you're like detouring from 0.99

00:45:01.300 the the the direction of what could have potentially been a cool idea you know i hate 1.00

00:45:07.240 looking at both of you it's just like looking at the same person fucking twice and both staring at 0.98

00:45:11.460 me like i had a dollar for every single time that someone says yo you look like logan paul 0.99

00:45:16.140 i get it as well yo you look like yeah yeah yeah you because bro you even have blue eyes

00:45:21.360 yeah blonde hair blue eyes and we're the same height yeah sometimes i get the jake paul but

00:45:26.080 it's usually people that are uh when i go other places they're like look like jake paul like

00:45:32.440 other countries yeah like really people that are white it's kind of a little bit racist they say

00:45:36.300 jake paul and then like white people are like you look like logan because i think me and you look

00:45:39.920 alike more than me you don't look like jake at all by the way by the way they they tell me i look

00:45:45.400 like jake paul as well oh yeah i guarantee it you know what i think it is i think that i think

00:45:49.800 they're confused on which because like i don't look like jake paul he's fully tatted dude you

00:45:54.040 don't look yeah i don't think you guys look like i think they think we're the same person which

00:45:57.240 is probably what's happening with you yeah i don't know they're just confused they're confused yeah 0.69

00:46:02.420 it's just the hair the hair it's the hair yeah i kept trying to buzz my shit off and my girl's 0.53

00:46:08.800 like grow it out she wants to be you look more like a florida man with the with the long hair 0.55

00:46:13.660 yeah i think that's the vibe she wants me to go for hey hey so okay so so uh like when i was when

00:46:20.520 i was growing up i played a few video games i was i was pretty addicted to yeah and like i got i got

00:46:25.420 like tom which ones decent some of them world of warcraft was the big one pokemon obviously

00:46:30.840 world of warcraft was crazy yeah pokemon for sure um tetris for a period of time i'm currently 0.89

00:46:36.420 addicted to tetris tetris dude i can't believe it i'm addicted to connecting these fucking blocks 0.90

00:46:41.320 hitting him like this no i don't do the the finger roll that's that's on the old console 0.98

00:46:47.720 you know about it yeah yeah yeah no those kids go crazy i'm playing on chromatic it's a it's a

00:46:52.760 it's a modern day game boy i invested in the company and because i think it's you know who

00:46:58.520 palmer lucky is oh you got him you got it this is one thing that you can do on social media that's

00:47:03.380 actually fun yeah so yeah so palmer's the guy who invented the oculus riff he sold the facebook

00:47:09.060 at like 24 years old became a billionaire and then now has a military company where he creates

00:47:17.960 really high-tech weapons oh actually i actually i've definitely seen this called yeah he's he's

00:47:26.240 incredible it's just an just a specimen of a human we're lucky to have him uh but he he found

00:47:32.940 of this company called mod retro and uh he he uh is basically doing uh modern technology and

00:47:38.820 retro consoles and the first one they did is chromatic so like the game the game boy color

00:47:42.500 reimagined with modern tech and it's it's i'm i'm addicted to it bro it's it's like every game on it

00:47:47.620 it's like no no no no no no you look the cartridges you have to use you have to use the

00:47:51.840 cartridges it's it's bro i know it sounds ridiculous but like the nostalgia is part of like

00:47:56.200 yeah part of the feeling that you get when you play and and the screen's backlit like a sapphire

00:48:01.480 display every pixel is color excuse me color matched to the original game it's it's it's it's

00:48:09.420 it's brilliant but um uh i say that because like when i when i was addicted to these games growing

00:48:13.560 up like i didn't i i didn't think i was going to be a professional gamer i was really kind of just

00:48:18.420 wasting time it's yeah yeah you know and like looking back yeah yeah and so like i i kind of

00:48:24.060 asked that question about time wasting is because like man video games are so big it's there's such

00:48:30.400 a good like escape for for people and especially like kids in general but do you think do you think

00:48:36.740 do you think it's do you think there's like levels to it and do you think there's like

00:48:42.280 monitoring that needs to be done by like parents or people themselves for them to realize like wow

00:48:48.940 i'm actually like this has gone too far and i'm playing this way too much yeah i don't know i

00:48:54.160 don't think it's healthy to be playing all day every day but it's like it's hard for me to say

00:48:58.640 that because that's what i did yeah and i made a career out of it so were you addicted

00:49:02.720 yeah probably yeah for sure have you been addicted to anything else

00:49:09.600 yeah drugs

00:49:14.240 nah not really maybe when i was younger i smoked weed but i haven't smoked weed in like 10 years

00:49:23.580 oh really you gave it up yeah that's i don't think that's productive either

00:49:27.220 yeah tell me about it i just don't i don't know like like weed's cool like being high is cool

00:49:33.040 i mean i get a little bit anxious now smoking but you know um i just i just feel like it's

00:49:38.780 not productive especially in certain spaces like there's definitely like if you're like

00:49:44.720 an artist or something it helps with creativity yeah yeah sure but like if you're like 0.96

00:49:48.960 if you're like working the drive-thru and you're just fucking 0.98

00:49:52.740 this maybe this isn't that good yeah but i feel like i feel like there's like a but the job sucks 0.94

00:50:00.880 yeah well that's what i feel like that exactly but it doesn't help i feel like there's like a

00:50:05.280 threshold i feel like there's like a threshold like a fine line yeah where like weed doesn't

00:50:10.820 work right so like jobs that really suck you want to smoke weed at because they're just so bad and

00:50:17.320 you're just like do you just want to be high to survive the day and the jobs that like really

00:50:22.340 involve high performance like you have to be like a stock trader like that's on the moment or like

00:50:26.660 a fortnight player yeah like fortnight and video games like if you're trying to compete like

00:50:31.980 yeah adderall adderall is really popular that helps so bad because this is a stimulant but

00:50:36.760 weed is just i don't know so are you are you like not like alcohol like alcohol does not

00:50:42.780 alcohol is the worst with any performance anything it's just not maybe a podcast have a few beers

00:50:50.100 yeah that's all that's fun yeah that's fun i mean dude for me that's what alcohol is is for i use it

00:50:57.040 as like a tool to help me be more social yeah yeah no it definitely does that for sure but it's

00:51:02.820 so bad well that's so bad that's probably why most people 100 i feel like it's a very social

00:51:08.480 thing and it has been for like the dawn of time since alcohol was invented it's a social lubricant

00:51:14.840 it gives you it gives you like the like what you did what's it it's a term it's not a make it up

00:51:19.400 but it's you know people use it because they don't have the they don't have charisma or bravado so

00:51:24.220 they add you know liquid they call it liquid courage you know but if you if you already have

00:51:29.020 bravado like you do it always made me worse oh maybe worse it blunts it blunted me dude

00:51:35.000 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but he's just got he's just like extroverted naturally yeah you were

00:51:40.240 more like yeah yeah yeah i'm i'm i'm i'm a introverted introverted extrovert like i'm

00:51:46.480 pretty introverted and if you're and if you're like super reliant on like i'm like wait and

00:51:50.380 like quick access to like funny shit which is like my bread and butter like i need to be able 0.64

00:51:54.460 to access it quick then if you get once you get blunted you lose your edge and then you're just 0.98

00:51:59.180 then you're just everybody else at the party you know what i'm saying you know what i'm saying so

00:52:02.640 it's like and alcohol is just really it's so funny because like society has made it's obviously so

00:52:09.940 legalized you can go to any store and buy it but it's actually like probably the worst thing for

00:52:14.220 you like of all the things that you like if i if i had been just a drinker like a heavy heavy

00:52:22.100 chronic alcoholic for 10 years i would look way worse than 10 years of heroin way yeah you're

00:52:28.740 right the thing way worse bro it's really really it's bad for you dude well technically heroin at 0.71

00:52:36.240 this current modern moment not when i was doing it you you wouldn't make it 10 years because you

00:52:41.220 get fan on die yeah unfortunately but that's kind of where we're at but alcohol is bad for you but

00:52:47.040 it mike it's what i said it's like alcohol is a part of culture like most cultures it's starting

00:52:52.140 to dial back the sober curious community is huge right now bro and there's a lot of like tell me

00:52:57.280 about this what is that dude companies like athletic uh athletic uh it's like a non-alcoholic

00:53:04.300 company out of connecticut believe it or not that makes uh non-alcoholic beers

00:53:08.060 it's just called athletic there's a few of them but this is a big one anyways yeah um people are

00:53:13.360 drinking those they're they're they're not drinking alcohol because they know that it's bad for you

00:53:18.560 they know that it's yeah you know it's it's a poison dude so there's a lot of there's a lot of

00:53:23.500 like 16 17 18 year old kids now that have never been to a keg party they've never done a keg

00:53:28.580 stand they've never drank jungle juice they've never ran around a party i was do you know what

00:53:34.740 i'm saying like you remember what keg party i'm sorry dude but truthfully i hate to say this but

00:53:39.800 keg parties may have been my peak like keg parties were the best thing what is a party just where

00:53:46.200 like you go with your seniors you grab a full keg of course like you stuff it in one of those like

00:53:52.260 big blue tubs with ice and well just think about everyone's underage like how did they get a keg 0.95

00:53:57.940 yeah how did you get a keg one of the homies like older homies go get it and like you tap it and 0.98

00:54:03.640 like whoever's house that it's at that night is like the big dog in the city that night they're 0.87

00:54:08.280 like yeah we're going to nick usey's house and like everybody pulls up yeah keg stands and like 0.67

00:54:13.260 the right music's playing beer pong's going i never had that experience that sucks i'm kidding

00:54:18.060 about that being peak but like truthfully that sucks because that is sick dude i'm sorry it's

00:54:23.000 just it's such a right of path you did yeah we had a cake party at like my mom and her boyfriend at

00:54:29.420 the time they just moved out of the house and i knew he still owned it and there was no one there

00:54:33.240 so i was like let's throw a party yes yeah and we had a keg in the living room and i remember there

00:54:38.280 was we did so many cake stands in the in the kitchen that there was like a layer of beer

00:54:43.400 you can't you can't protect yourself from those weird things you don't think of like

00:54:47.900 we had keg parties every weekend like every weekend so it was at this kid's house that we

00:54:52.320 had fields that we would go to but my mom i had a single mom parent my mom would go to work and so

00:54:57.380 when she would go to work i took a couple of those opportunities to throw keg parties at my house 0.99

00:55:01.400 because you just get to be the big swinging dick where everybody's like yeah remember the fucking 0.99

00:55:04.760 malex and i was like uh i was like a sophomore at the time so the seniors would come and i'd be 0.99

00:55:09.540 like only like 60 people are comp but i didn't sound like that as a sophomore as a sophomore

00:55:15.020 every sophomore sounds like that only 60 bro fast forward to like 10 45 p.m there's like four or

00:55:22.100 500 people like the rival schools there the kids from law are there foreigns everybody's smoking

00:55:27.140 weed my little sister's at the door with her friends caitlin and and britney and all the 0.99

00:55:32.200 seniors are screaming let the freshman out let the and i told my sister i'm like do not fucking 0.97

00:55:37.280 come outside so then they're outside boozing my sister's like you know six to fifteen sixteen 0.98

00:55:42.000 getting trashed with the seniors so i clean everything up i get everybody out of the house 0.60

00:55:47.960 everybody's gone i clean the whole backyard dude we make sure there's not a single can dude because 0.99

00:55:53.240 my mom had already told me dude if you do this again like i'm gonna kick you out of the fucking 1.00

00:55:56.340 house yeah nothing right i go to sleep i wake up the next morning get your fucking ass up get out 1.00

00:56:02.860 you can never predict this every single blade of grass in the backyard was flat yeah yeah it looked 1.00

00:56:12.100 like a circus yeah of course like like bro there was no way for me to have predicted that specific

00:56:17.320 marker dude like i could have been out there raking and with like a leaf blower trying to

00:56:21.560 stand them all back up and then of course they started finding all the bottles broken in the 0.97

00:56:25.680 street and shit and i was in trouble dude and that's when i started doing heroin damn not really 0.97

00:56:30.820 in high school oxycon yeah it was a rough high school career for me man 0.99

00:56:36.260 still still kind of rough for me

00:56:39.380 wait can we talk about beef for a second because you knew i was gonna we got to talk about some

00:56:47.660 smoke we talked about we talked about uh you killing ninja but at one point you actually

00:56:53.400 wanted to kill ninja like irl yeah that's true yeah i tried i wanted to i wanted to box him

00:56:59.900 what was the whatever what was the b what why would you say the beef happened um so i got 0.88

00:57:06.680 suspended on twitch for like saying some racial thing that i don't remember what it was something 0.67

00:57:13.600 stupid it was like the raccoon thing or something i don't remember what exactly it was for but

00:57:17.740 anyway i got suspended on twitch and he reached out to my partnership manager and like tried to 0.99

00:57:25.940 like get them to like permanently terminate my account oh damn behind my back so that's kind of 0.94

00:57:32.020 what set that off oh damn that's pretty serious yeah because you were a threat probably right 0.98

00:57:36.480 yeah i was just a threat to him and in the space so he tried to kind of eliminate me at the time 0.96

00:57:41.100 and i was just like it's i mean at the time i was just mad because i was like you know i know

00:57:46.340 we're rivals whatever but like it's never it was never that deep for me so at the time i was just

00:57:51.220 upset about that so then so then how did you respond to when you found out i was just pissed

00:57:57.720 but but but how did it get to a point where you were like trying to box him did you ever have

00:58:02.200 words with him uh i don't know i don't i don't think so i think that was kind of like a public

00:58:07.500 i feel like you would have smoked him probably i don't know can you you can fight a little bit

00:58:13.480 right a little bit i did i did like jiu-jitsu and mma when i was like a like a little kid and

00:58:18.500 then i boxed for like six months when i was like 18 but that's about it so you have a little base

00:58:23.360 yeah but but you're super but you're athletic though because you can do average skateboard

00:58:28.300 skateboard you do flips off of bridges yeah yeah facts yeah no we've i mean dude before i was a 0.99

00:58:34.140 gamer i was a skimboarder and stupid idiot florida man athlete i guess so florida guy 0.95

00:58:40.940 yeah but no i never really got into the boxing the whole boxing thing too much that would have 0.99

00:58:46.740 fun i think yeah i mean everybody i mean people told me for like 40 years like you gotta beat up

00:58:51.320 jake he's beating up everybody you're like you gotta start training you gotta put the end to

00:58:57.560 this like they're like oh my god you were you became the chosen one to stop jake yeah i don't

00:59:03.020 know he's unstoppable now yeah yeah way way too late to even think about that too late yeah and

00:59:10.840 also he's like 225 now yeah he's big yeah he's bigger than you yeah he's he's thick dude yeah

00:59:16.240 wider he's wider than horrors like or keeps growing horizontally yeah it's crazy okay well

00:59:20.720 then there's an even more infamous one which was obviously the notorious release the contract phase

00:59:26.640 oh god man we which just we quoted that so much so much man could be anything let me tell the

00:59:33.220 chef release the release the dinner like like dude you totally turned it into so many things

00:59:38.660 i remember that became such a meme like oh yeah people are sending bot signs out at the club like 0.52

00:59:44.540 still yeah people will like reply to like my shit on social media with like the picture of me like 0.73

00:59:49.640 in like the hollywood hills like yeah i remember that video like it was yesterday 0.90

00:59:54.780 okay so so let's run through this like quickly it has anything changed from that story is like

01:00:02.880 is there more stuff that you can like talk about now since it's been so long or like i don't know

01:00:07.660 i just it's i just kind of like we just kind of moved on yeah i mean i'm cool with all those guys

01:00:13.700 I mean, there's no bad blood there.

01:00:16.300 You talk to Banks at all?

01:00:17.560 Yeah, I do sometimes.

01:00:19.780 He's kind of off doing his own thing now.

01:00:21.980 He is.

01:00:22.800 Yeah.

01:00:23.540 He's doing all kinds of things.

01:00:26.100 I never really know what he's doing.

01:00:28.180 Yeah.

01:00:28.560 To be honest with you.

01:00:29.760 Who knows what he's doing right now?

01:00:30.800 He's doing something.

01:00:31.620 There's something. 0.96

01:00:32.200 He's somewhere in the intersection of fashion whores and four locos and sobriety and a lot 0.76

01:00:42.680 of things all at once he's he i mean banks is a very very smart person dude he's a very he's a 0.96

01:00:48.640 visionary for sure i i did not like the uh beef era for you two yeah that was shitty to watch

01:00:54.740 it was just a it was a weird it was a weird part of the of the chapter of my

01:01:00.480 you know what'd you guys settle for in the lawsuit

01:01:03.260 no comment did you did you make the money or did they make the money

01:01:09.980 or no money no no money exchange no comment okay can you uh can you give us a hint

01:01:17.600 use it use like an analogy 0.79

01:01:20.580 who is right though who is more right dude i don't i don't i don't fucking know i think i 0.83

01:01:29.620 think we were both in the wrong in a lot of ways really yeah did that whole i will say that whole 0.62

01:01:34.860 situation did fix a lot of like esports contracts in the uh in the whole industry do you consider

01:01:41.460 yourself a martyr a martyr what do you mean like someone who had to die for a cause yeah a little

01:01:47.820 bit yeah i think i mean i don't think i don't think either parties benefited from that situation

01:01:53.160 but i do feel that there is there was a lot of uh bad contracts at the time from different

01:02:00.300 organizations within the space that kind of rewrote and you know it cleaned up those because

01:02:06.440 it wasn't just that one first for sure for sure when you think about it like it gave every it was

01:02:12.380 such a high profile moment it gave every new streamer and content creator a moment to pause

01:02:19.180 and say okay who who am i trusting who am i talking to who are the people in my corner and 0.95

01:02:26.480 it gave every brand agency and management company a moment to pause and say oh shit so this is how 0.98

01:02:36.240 bad things can get for us if we fuck over creators that are on the come up because you made a lot of 0.98

01:02:41.340 noise with that and you know to the point of the counter suit from phase and i'm not getting into 0.78

01:02:45.520 right or wrong but like it it probably caused the level of damage i'm not saying that it was wrong

01:02:50.960 to have done it right to have done it whatever but it probably did cause some temporary damage

01:02:55.640 to the to the brand you know so it was like i think it just was a moment for people to pause

01:03:01.040 and say okay we should probably rethink about rethink these things you know as we do them

01:03:04.560 slow down yeah there was a lot of people whether they were with a gaming organization or a you know

01:03:10.200 talent agency or whatever that would be like dude i have this contract like what do i do and they

01:03:16.080 would send me their contracts and it would be like really bad yeah it's sick now how you can

01:03:21.060 use chad gbt to kind of just be like hey what are the red flags yes no matter how old you are

01:03:25.360 dude every day we use it do you really yes bro i'm a daily chat gbt user dude i used we used chat

01:03:32.020 gbt earlier to try to get the wrinkles out of these nylon pants because i they were so wrinkly

01:03:36.600 they were sitting in my backpack you're like yeah i'm wearing nylon pants oh i got one pair i found

01:03:40.080 it they were just in the bottom of my backpack from when i was in london and it looked like 0.51

01:03:44.160 like a fucking raisin so i'm like how do i do this like i don't want to melt them it's like 0.73

01:03:48.800 how'd you do it oh low heat in the jar throw a damp rag in there and i get the moisture in it 0.97

01:03:52.880 and i'm like i did it it worked oh my god brilliant it's brilliant it's incredible it's

01:03:57.600 crazy are you worried about the flip side of things and the potential for ai to destroy

01:04:01.680 the human civilization dude i'm hopefully hopefully you're gonna see every second yeah 0.66

01:04:07.200 that's true i feel like i jokes aside i do feel like personally uh i'm a person who's kind of

01:04:13.200 like built for the apocalypse like i feel like i'd be ready for something like that and my brother

01:04:17.520 certainly would do you yeah it's uh yeah just so much artillery mainly do you feel like if an

01:04:23.980 apocalypse happened you'd be ready yeah oh yeah no we talked about it yeah oh you guys are you

01:04:29.180 got your bug out bag well we just got boats so we just go yeah going where are you going

01:04:33.960 go wherever well it's not a bad answer well how would you get gas that's that's the tough part

01:04:40.000 gas come on bro you gotta think about these things gas would be crazy on a boat because yeah i mean

01:04:45.820 we can get i can get to mexico though so and then what's there yeah hold on everybody slow down

01:04:50.720 slow down go go back to your to your spot because you did you made a claim bro that you're built for

01:04:54.780 the how how you live on it you live on an island what are you gonna what are you gonna eat when

01:05:01.160 you my ticket to fame is i can catch fish and survive he he has a skill set that will be so

01:05:07.200 valuable in apocalyptic times yep hunting and gathering fish from the ocean i'll tell you one

01:05:11.760 thing one thing you don't do if you're a true doomsday prepper is talk about your full plan

01:05:19.040 i'm just saying you can't you can't do it because what happens is drop the pin where is it people

01:05:24.360 will flock to you i'm sure you'll come knocking on my door and of course we'll let you in but now

01:05:28.600 we gotta you gotta now provide for the clan i'll dude listen so much of post-apocalyptic life is

01:05:36.360 about mindset and energy yeah i at least bring the good vibe that's true like bro dude people

01:05:40.940 people will die in the apocalyptic apocalyptic world from just like i hate to say it just like

01:05:47.360 like boredom and sadness and despair can you die from boredom no well i didn't want to say

01:05:53.360 especially on this particular yeah i didn't want to say oh okay but but you know what i'm saying

01:06:00.700 like despair not physically no but i'll tell you i'll tell you one quick little prep one quick

01:06:07.700 quick little prep our house is filled with mres filled with mre protein bars me already like real

01:06:17.740 oh like our army mre like we have we have like years of supply worth of food in every single

01:06:23.820 house last forever really for they got world war i think i've seen some people eating like the world

01:06:30.000 and they're gross so the kit lasts forever not forever but man we got like 40 50 years then we

01:06:36.740 just get more but you got to think of your water supply you got to think of how you're going to

01:06:40.440 get food you got to think of protection because that's the raiders the marauders are going to come

01:06:44.960 and and you know we you said what did you say condoms you said protection oh no no dude no

01:06:50.960 that's that's honestly not a bad like it's not a bad thing for you to invest in is like you know

01:06:55.080 food or like even ammo or whatever because you know my biggest fear one day is like wake up and

01:07:02.040 all the money that's on your phone is just going to be gone that's why you can't have phone money

01:07:06.040 gold gold things that could be used for barter alcohol yeah but even if you have money like in

01:07:11.920 like you know some like you know in stocks or like you know can't do stocks or whatever

01:07:17.180 can't do stocks all that is just floating in the air somewhere you know i mean like what what's

01:07:21.720 stopping it one day for like ai to do something or whatever and you just wake up and all that is 0.99

01:07:25.920 just gone you getting gold coins then you're gonna have that shit just sounds like it sucks 0.97

01:07:31.900 no gold coins bro gold gold's been around since the beginning of time gold is the gold was at 0.99

01:07:37.680 some point the basis yeah of our of our yeah but gold has no value in a post physically yeah i don't

01:07:43.580 it doesn't because because gold no i'm telling you i'm telling you okay so why is it money then

01:07:49.060 what about cash then yeah but i kind of with him on this one because like if there's an apocalypse

01:07:52.560 or some shit and like i'm starving and you're like don't worry i have gold i'm like what the 0.85

01:07:58.300 fucking with gold i'm hungry at first you're absolutely right at first you're absolutely 0.99

01:08:02.640 right it'll be useless but when the hierarchy starts to get established again and people still 0.98

01:08:07.320 develop roles and like climb those ladders eventually gold will have use yeah eventually

01:08:12.480 but like you gotta take a long time yeah but it's gonna have to live as long it's gonna

01:08:16.660 hey bro i've been watching a lot of last of us bro and i'm ready i'm fucking ready well if that

01:08:23.140 were the case then did you not notice that there's not a single instance in the entire show where 0.76

01:08:27.600 gold is ever mentioned not that we know of what do you mean all we know is what we know you can't

01:08:32.760 say not there's no gold do you want to know what there is large fences big guns yeah food hunters

01:08:39.500 gatherers have all of it have all of it and gold no you don't because i've been to your house you

01:08:45.340 have like golf carts and where you know but mike that's that's that's the primary residence and by

01:08:52.840 the way pickleball would be great in the apocalypse i don't know i won't be joining you i'll be

01:08:58.860 finding out where the nukes are hitting and i'll be running towards he's in puerto rico he might 0.95

01:09:01.900 actually be better off for this bullshit dude no rico might not be there's no world where you're 0.94

01:09:07.240 better off in puerto rico really i feel like i feel like puerto rico is better for sure for the 0.99

01:09:11.880 apocalypse yeah they have good produce too right hell yeah so sustaining produce they've been dude

01:09:18.600 They've kind of been self-sustained for a while, I feel like.

01:09:21.740 What's good?

01:09:23.660 What's your best Fortnite story?

01:09:26.300 Oh, yeah.

01:09:26.840 Do you have one?

01:09:27.560 What do you mean?

01:09:28.340 In the game?

01:09:29.060 Yeah, what's the most epic thing you've done in Fortnite?

01:09:31.420 Dude, I don't know.

01:09:32.160 Probably just winning tournaments. 1.00

01:09:34.360 Damn. 1.00

01:09:34.780 Nah, dude. 0.99

01:09:35.260 We're going to actually need you to provide.

01:09:36.940 I'm going to need you to say something.

01:09:37.640 And it needs to be in vivid detail.

01:09:39.380 Oh, God.

01:09:40.400 Yeah, we're looking for it.

01:09:41.020 Lazar Beam told us a story about how he didn't move in Fortnite.

01:09:44.620 He didn't move, and he won the game.

01:09:46.420 He's hitting a tree. 0.99

01:09:47.200 Did you ever do any weird Fortnite shit? 0.98

01:09:49.300 Yeah, I remember there was one time where I was in a tournament and there was like a lot of money on the line. 0.98

01:09:52.960 I think it was the last game of the series.

01:09:54.740 And I was in my one-by-one boxed up and I just decided like late game to just go take a piss.

01:10:00.940 So I just got up and peed and I came back and luckily I was still alive and I went on to win the game and win the tournament.

01:10:08.720 That's pretty ballsy.

01:10:10.520 Dude, I had to go.

01:10:12.040 What was I going to do?

01:10:12.560 I had to really piss some people off.

01:10:15.820 Yeah.

01:10:18.200 This guy is great.

01:10:19.760 I've been here all week.

01:10:20.500 Is that a sawfish on your leg?

01:10:22.900 Yeah.

01:10:23.980 That's what exactly what it is.

01:10:25.300 Why?

01:10:25.940 I don't know.

01:10:26.600 I just got it a while ago.

01:10:27.660 It's like single needle, so it's light.

01:10:29.000 But I just think they're a cool fish.

01:10:32.720 They're kind of going extinct.

01:10:34.800 Really?

01:10:35.540 Can you eat them?

01:10:36.840 No.

01:10:37.280 They're super protected.

01:10:38.800 Oh, really?

01:10:39.540 Have you ever caught one?

01:10:40.640 No.

01:10:42.000 You can catch them, though, but it's super illegal.

01:10:44.780 you ever seen you ever seen anything funky out there in the ocean couldn't be explained no like

01:10:50.920 you mean like aliens or something usos usos unidentified submerged objects no i've never

01:10:58.140 seen any i mean i've you know i've listened to podcasts and heard stories about crazy stuff but

01:11:02.640 i've never i've never seen you know you ever see anything crazy in the ocean never seen a giant

01:11:07.000 summer podcast though yeah let me ask you a question have you ever this is the my main

01:11:12.540 fishing question for everybody because it's have you ever caught a boot a boot yeah you know i'm

01:11:19.400 like a cartoon yeah yeah like back in like dude no i was on a boat one time though and someone

01:11:24.740 thought they had a fish and they reeled up a starfish which is the random yeah i feel like

01:11:29.120 that happens yeah that's dude it's so funny when it happens yeah it's so funny when we're like

01:11:34.280 hundreds of feet of water to me is number one a boot would be crazy yeah i'm like full of water

01:11:37.800 and you reel it in and it's like oh man it's a boot dude i thought it was a fish it's a boot

01:11:42.280 that's what happened to the boot dude i wish that'd be awesome telling you it happens bro

01:11:47.900 happened to people on the oregon trail i mean you think about like titanic like it's just boots left

01:11:52.740 because that's the only thing that didn't die yeah wow did you make that up or is that true

01:11:57.860 no it's true yeah on the titanic like the only thing that didn't like uh like dissolve and like 0.72

01:12:03.200 get fucked up was like the like leather so like the boots like all the leather boots and stuff

01:12:08.620 I just saw this composite image of, I think it's over 5,000 images taken in really vivid 0.96

01:12:19.120 detail of the Titanic, and you can finally see how the Titanic is sitting at the bottom

01:12:24.480 of the ocean in one picture.

01:12:26.240 It's pretty interesting, pretty spooky down there.

01:12:29.380 Would you go?

01:12:30.840 No, especially not after the Ocean Gate incident.

01:12:33.420 Oh, God.

01:12:34.060 And a Netflix documentary is coming out about that.

01:12:37.440 Did you guys see that?

01:12:38.620 i didn't see that there was a netflix documentary i didn't see the incident it's quite astounding

01:12:42.860 how fast a aluminum can can just implore bro yeah instantaneous it's it's it's so fast you like

01:12:50.380 i mean i couldn't even imagine what do you think the sound what do you think make the sound that

01:12:54.920 you think it made when it no no it's a massive massive boom really massive yeah i probably would 0.52

01:13:02.560 be loud i don't know it was loud as fuck well dude i like i spearfish too sometimes i'm like 0.65

01:13:08.340 dude when you're down like even 50 feet under the water like dude sound travels the pressure 0.96

01:13:14.040 oh yeah especially with bad sciences like i couldn't imagine being thousands do you do

01:13:19.280 well because i did that dive in dubai at the deep dive oh yeah yeah yeah that's bro and i was i was

01:13:26.680 with craig jones and you every like story every 10 feet you would go down or like nine or 10 feet

01:13:33.260 you'd stop and like yeah reset and then go down further um it's it's the ocean is just very scary

01:13:41.460 to me it's a very scary place and not even just the ocean but just the idea of being underwater

01:13:46.200 and using a breathing apparatus i was able to get past and i got down like i think we got like six

01:13:50.380 stories down maybe but there we actually went down and actually went under into rooms yeah that's

01:13:58.620 when i start to really the anxiety really starts to spike because you're like you go you know the

01:14:02.800 the only thing that can make you feel good about being underwater is seeing the surface like you

01:14:06.400 want to look up and see the light yeah when you go under like or like we were sitting in a car

01:14:11.140 like inside a car like an old mercedes that's like parked on level six and you're just like dude like

01:14:18.520 what if i get stuck like because because the one thing that will happen is if you're a newbie

01:14:22.840 and you can't it can't happen is like you have the potential to have a freak out freak out yeah and

01:14:27.540 and to pull back from a freak out at six stories i'm surprised they say you stick six stories down

01:14:31.480 your first your first that was the first scuba diving experience ever and we were starting we

01:14:35.280 were getting close to max i think they would have let us go down maybe a little bit further yeah

01:14:38.660 that's pretty crazy and the first when i first went in i had a little freak out at like one

01:14:42.680 story down and that was like that was like when i got over it and i was like okay so this is all

01:14:46.760 about staying calm it's just all about yeah just breathing and like you can't like because you

01:14:52.620 know my mind bro at any moment like i can just be like yeah and you can't you have to let your

01:14:58.320 you have to let the oxygen out of your lungs when you go up too because if you breathe and go up

01:15:01.620 and your lungs will explode yeah what's it called the skims the spuds the ends the bends

01:15:05.760 you can end up you'd be bent bent you'd be bent and a bent were you certified or is this like

01:15:14.920 certifiably insane yeah that's true for sure yeah trying to research in meds right now to be honest

01:15:21.860 so what do you like to eat yeah what's up what's on the palate what's your favorite food

01:15:28.220 honestly dude is it fish no i don't really eat that much fish you like burgers

01:15:34.060 yeah i'm dude i eat everything i like mexican food though yeah we got the old chipotle over

01:15:41.200 there that's not mexican food but what is kevin is it that's like american mexican food

01:15:48.440 oh mexican american wait so where so you have a mexican spot down here you go to

01:15:54.200 yeah i got a few you have to miss la for that a little bit la was the 0.96

01:15:57.920 fucking yeah i mean whatever the food in la was good it's good but i think there's good food 0.94

01:16:03.740 everywhere now it's like yeah it's like a democratized yeah maybe do you think you'll 0.98

01:16:10.780 be in tampa forever i don't know like where else would you go i feel like i feel like this is your

01:16:17.280 home yeah i don't know where i would go honestly maybe maybe somebody else somewhere else in

01:16:23.200 florida or so far i don't know that might have been the most florida man answer if you didn't

01:16:30.400 live in town where would you live i don't know i mean there's a lot of places in florida like it's

01:16:35.280 the extent of his entire like worldview is florida like pensacola yeah he's like dude there's fort

01:16:41.760 myers i like jupiter jupiter even jupiter florida anywhere out of florida that you are a fan of

01:16:48.640 yeah like other countries not really in who's your pickle partner i don't really have one

01:16:55.740 actually my buddy sean i play really really yeah pickles pickles fun dude all right so what's up i

01:17:00.060 mean you're 27 years old like what are you gonna do until you're 30 i don't know who knows maybe

01:17:05.460 we'll pop out some kids here soon oh really yeah nice how's being a uh father it's sick dude

01:17:12.020 it's sick yeah ever since it spawned in you switched up a little bit yeah a little baby

01:17:16.160 girl uh i wouldn't say i've switched up that much uh not not not not really yet i think i think for

01:17:26.280 for dads it takes a little longer to hit yeah because the the mother at least in our situation

01:17:34.000 currently is doing the majority of the work like i help out where i can i just try to be there to

01:17:39.360 support but um i think when when uh my daughter gets a little more autonomy is able to like walk

01:17:46.060 around and play a little bit then i'll be able to have more of a role in like truly helping

01:17:50.980 but yeah it's incredible you gotta roll the whole time come on now no i mean i'm her dad i'm i'm

01:17:57.280 there but like uh i i i've heard i've heard this from a lot of dads and now that i'm eight months

01:18:02.380 deep i i feel it is like uh we were talking to someone recently and it's like when the baby

01:18:07.780 turns two that's when i think the dad is like oh hey like nice to meet you like yeah i'm your dad

01:18:14.240 well don't make sure you deliver this properly because well you he dude he's with her every

01:18:21.040 morning like he spends a big chunk of time with her he just no i'm i'm i'm literally doing as

01:18:26.880 much as i possibly but you're just saying there's just not much to do right now i mean yeah other

01:18:31.140 than like you know i'll hang out with her and like occupy her when i'm free and nina needs some help

01:18:37.660 but like the relationship for me at the moment primarily supporting nina with esme i think from

01:18:45.120 like that's because esme is still in the blob stage a little bit she's very much a baby you

01:18:49.700 know she's very much still a baby she sometimes goes like this oh oh we did have our first

01:18:56.420 conversation this morning what she said we were screaming at your daughter yeah she just screams

01:19:00.580 She goes, ah, and I'm like, ah, and she went, ah, and I was like, ah.

01:19:05.060 It was like The Sims, basically.

01:19:06.980 Yeah, it was a good back and forth.

01:19:08.860 I swear to God, it was the first time I've, like, communicated with, like, we've had a conversation.

01:19:13.000 I don't know what we were saying, but.

01:19:15.220 It's like that video of the two babies that we're talking next to them.

01:19:18.060 Dude, that's one of the best videos.

01:19:22.360 Well, congrats, dude.

01:19:23.540 I mean, I feel like you're going to be a good girl, dad.

01:19:26.760 I'll be honest with you, dude.

01:19:28.080 I feel like I am a pretty good girl, dad.

01:19:30.240 yeah i i i love this little girl so much and and you'll see when it happens but it's by far the

01:19:35.980 most rewarding experience of the human experience are you nervous for like when she gets older you 0.95

01:19:40.600 know fucking course you gotta start beating up boys of course dude of course i'm not even gonna 0.96

01:19:46.820 i'm not even gonna do that like tough tough overbearing dad thing if if you know she she 0.99

01:19:52.040 brings like a a boy home one day or like you know i i meet some of these guys i'm just be like look

01:19:56.840 dude i'm not gonna do the whole like intimidating dad thing but like i let me remind you her uncle

01:20:02.060 is jake paul and to take that even further her grandfather is greg paul so like i'm the least 0.75

01:20:09.960 of your concerns dude like do not fuck this up you're not gonna tell you're not gonna tell about 0.77

01:20:14.000 me yeah yeah there's i'll say and also mike is in the equation somewhere yeah don't mess with me 0.99

01:20:23.140 right he's gonna he's gonna like the mental attacking you know yeah yeah i'll bang your mom 1.00

01:20:29.760 how's that sound how's that sound buddy how's that sound you fuck over his daughter i'm gonna 1.00

01:20:35.860 fuck your mom okay how's that so maybe don't do that okay true true all right bro that's all i got 1.00

01:20:44.680 tfue wait why are you called tfue that was just a four-letter gamer tag that i found when i was 0.99

01:20:51.000 a young lad oh no relevance to anything no people always want to say oh it stands for

01:20:56.100 turner fucks up everyone or whatever but no it was just a four-letter name i that makes me happy

01:21:02.380 and i think it really i think it really like is good for you like that story really makes sense

01:21:08.380 i wish there was something i wish there was a cool story behind it but it was just short

01:21:12.660 he's like it means absolutely nothing yeah

01:21:14.600 dude this is great yeah dude thanks for joining us thanks for having me on yeah i gotta i gotta

01:21:23.340 i gotta thanks for having me having thanks for hosting this is a good time to end the podcast

01:21:28.020 too because i'm about to piss myself so yeah oh yeah you do that okay okay okay so yeah dude uh

01:21:33.340 i'll come join you fishing one day maybe i'll come out to puerto rico and we can play some

01:21:38.480 pickleball catch some barracudas i know you got like six courts there my buddy lives there yes we

01:21:43.180 do yeah bro that'd be awesome all right ladies and gentlemen tfue hit that subscribe button we'll

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