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00:02:56.440 yo what is up it's your boy lp welcome back to another episode of impulsive i am here joined

00:03:11.440 with all my roommates today welcome to the club dwarf mamba hey glad to be here technically you're

00:03:17.420 the you're our guest today yeah even though you live literally right above yeah i feel like i

00:03:22.000 know so much about you we know a lot about evan i also have mike malak with me i'm sick of these

00:03:27.360 intros and uh spencer taylor i like plants guys this is yo this is podcast number four by the way 0.84

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00:03:51.300 i just of all really yes that's great that's great news so um i hope you guys had a phenomenal

00:03:56.240 weekend we had we had fun uh spent time with each other and lots of splendor in fact uh we we went

00:04:02.000 out on on friday to a club um we actually hung out we got a chance to hang out with halsey

00:04:06.460 who is a phenomenal incredible yeah she's great it was uh very unexpected it was one of those

00:04:13.300 situations for me personally we're like you know you go out i try to stay sober and then someone's

00:04:18.900 like yo take take a shot i'm like nah take a shot nah just one okay i'll take one shot and next thing

00:04:25.640 you know i'm face down in a dish somewhere that's usually me feeding you the shots it is always you

00:04:30.980 because you're like

00:04:32.220 as the boy I say this 1.00

00:04:34.520 like you're cute as fuck 0.99

00:04:35.700 that's true 0.99

00:04:37.020 you can't say no to me

00:04:38.660 you got those puppy dog eyes 1.00

00:04:41.140 and now you got a dog ass puppy 0.99

00:04:43.420 it's just puppy dog eyes 0.99

00:04:44.600 Halsey's a gem

00:04:47.280 she's great

00:04:47.920 I got a chance to talk to her for a bit

00:04:49.600 you did?

00:04:50.400 I didn't get a chance to meet her

00:04:51.660 did you talk to her?

00:04:52.820 well that's interesting you say that

00:04:53.900 because it's funny

00:04:55.380 you took a picture with her actually

00:04:56.660 no

00:04:57.020 you did

00:04:57.600 really?

00:04:58.340 I'll show it here

00:04:59.160 here's a picture of Mike

00:05:00.360 Strangling Halsey

00:05:02.040 Oh no you know what happened there was

00:05:04.600 This was a skit for a new

00:05:07.120 Short we're working on

00:05:08.580 It looks like you're choking on

00:05:11.240 Halsey

00:05:11.760 I love how the guy on the left is covering

00:05:15.000 His face like he knows that

00:05:16.980 He doesn't want to be a part of this picture

00:05:18.560 That's the ghost of the gram dude

00:05:20.760 Evan knows that dude

00:05:22.340 Quite honestly this is a lawsuit

00:05:24.320 So shots to Halsey for not suing

00:05:27.020 I'm so sorry

00:05:27.780 Also, the way your hand looks

00:05:30.840 It looks massive right there

00:05:32.240 I just got big hands

00:05:33.260 You know what they say, big hands

00:05:36.860 I literally just made that joke

00:05:38.840 Big gloves

00:05:39.840 Adam, what was going through your mind?

00:05:43.680 I know, you're a Halsey fan, right?

00:05:45.860 She's great

00:05:46.600 What were you going to say?

00:05:49.700 Really nice person

00:05:50.860 I was telling her

00:05:55.140 I love young talent

00:05:56.760 in general, I just love seeing

00:05:58.680 young, successful people killing it in the

00:06:00.980 industry. And you guys know Halsey.

00:06:02.940 She's on top of her game right now. She

00:06:04.780 works hard. She's creative. A true artist.

00:06:07.500 And she's only 24.

00:06:08.900 So I asked her, I was like, you know, what's it like being

00:06:10.720 like a world-renowned

00:06:12.620 superstar traveling the world and doing your

00:06:14.900 thing? And she goes, I could say the same thing about

00:06:16.960 you. And I was like, oh!

00:06:18.780 You got the warm and fuzzies. 1.00

00:06:20.600 I was like, oh shit! I was like, 0.99

00:06:22.500 no, you can't. Because quite honestly,

00:06:24.860 there's levels to this shit. And 1.00

00:06:26.280 I'm not you

00:06:27.680 you're way past me

00:06:29.780 but thank you

00:06:30.260 it was very nice of her

00:06:31.360 great

00:06:31.560 did you notice

00:06:32.500 like every time

00:06:33.260 like a G-Eazy song

00:06:34.540 came out

00:06:34.900 like

00:06:35.100 cause y'all

00:06:37.300 every time a G-Eazy song

00:06:38.580 came on

00:06:38.980 I literally turn her

00:06:39.780 and I go 1.00

00:06:40.100 this song fucking sucks 1.00

00:06:41.740 and then I'm like 1.00

00:06:43.280 damn I hope nobody 0.98

00:06:44.400 hears that 1.00

00:06:44.840 I really fuck with G-Eazy 0.99

00:06:46.020 hey fun fact 1.00

00:06:47.340 what

00:06:47.760 he was in the club

00:06:48.780 also

00:06:49.320 at the farthest

00:06:50.740 other table bro

00:06:51.920 they literally separated

00:06:52.880 him like a school dance

00:06:54.000 dude

00:06:54.240 it was like

00:06:54.720 palsy

00:06:55.560 It was like Halsey and Logan Paul

00:06:57.500 And then it was G-Eazy and like just mad other people

00:07:00.120 Dude and like

00:07:00.800 It was so funny

00:07:02.380 You know what this gets awkward because like

00:07:04.740 I'm not the type of person to take a picture

00:07:07.820 Strangling Halsey like you Mike

00:07:09.380 In fact I just don't

00:07:11.040 I won't take a picture at all

00:07:12.180 Evan got one too

00:07:13.140 I got a good one though

00:07:15.120 He was looking cute with those

00:07:17.460 Again puppy dog eyes

00:07:18.520 Look I won't do it

00:07:20.320 I prefer not to take pictures with celebrities

00:07:23.780 I just want to let them do their thing

00:07:26.460 I just want to talk

00:07:27.040 And it's just me and you are like different

00:07:29.420 Like in our approach

00:07:31.240 Mine is so fun

00:07:32.780 You're very kind of reserved

00:07:35.520 And like talk about like traveling

00:07:37.560 And like the person's coming up

00:07:39.280 I'm just like yo Halsey what's good

00:07:40.580 And then like hop in

00:07:41.960 Yeah but she was loving it bro

00:07:45.680 She's chilling

00:07:46.180 I got like 15 other pictures bro

00:07:47.900 She's slightly concerned

00:07:49.920 Her cheeks are a little red Mike

00:07:52.760 whatever no you know why you know why i don't because um i i know she's going to be sitting

00:07:58.740 in that seat one day same same with like g like true like quite honestly like i'm going to be

00:08:03.280 friends with these people and so i don't want to like make it weird and be like hey contrivels

00:08:08.240 you're a youtube star can i get a picture with you like that is a solid point because i feel

00:08:11.520 like now she'll come on the show and she'll be like hey aren't you the kid that got a picture

00:08:15.080 with me and like just won't talk not so much so much so that like even when i don't know if you

00:08:20.060 noticed when people were taking videos i would i would duck bro like i'm like you know i don't

00:08:24.660 even i don't know what the deal is a noble move yeah super noble no i'm a good guy i was i was

00:08:31.380 actually just home reading and noticing studying so how was that it was lit it was lit you guys

00:08:37.940 missed out yo kids be more like spencer for sure great guy what were you reading yeah what were

00:08:44.940 you reading oh man i was reading some health books and just good stuff yo but don't you

00:08:48.900 you uh annotate right yeah you'll read and then yeah i study books like i don't like reading i

00:08:55.640 actually grew up hating reading me like i did i hate it like i hate it hated it but then i started

00:09:03.100 reading books in college that were about like good things you like applicable stuff and then i was

00:09:09.240 like okay i actually like reading this stuff so now i study that kind of stuff yeah so so this is

00:09:13.840 as you can see guys this is the the balance of the show you got a couple crazy folks and then

00:09:18.420 Spencer's kind of like he holds us all together

00:09:20.440 with reality and consciousness.

00:09:22.680 We're working on it.

00:09:23.700 So good for you, Spencer.

00:09:24.760 He's had me meditating lately. 1.00

00:09:26.100 Bullshit! Bullshit! 1.00

00:09:28.180 I had a little bit of anxiety on the first show. 1.00

00:09:30.040 I don't know if anybody knows.

00:09:32.500 If y'all remember, Mike...

00:09:34.040 It was just a little...

00:09:36.320 I just had the weebie-jeebies, bro.

00:09:38.400 Can you define weebie-jeebies?

00:09:39.880 I don't know. I just like palm sweaty,

00:09:41.840 arms weak, mom spaghetti.

00:09:44.820 Dude, like, and Spencer was like,

00:09:45.780 bro, you could work on that through meditation.

00:09:47.420 And me and him been meditating.

00:09:48.420 and I feel fucking calm 0.93

00:09:49.620 is that true 0.95

00:09:50.300 it's true

00:09:50.840 it's true

00:09:51.700 we sat through

00:09:52.740 a 15 minute meditation

00:09:54.460 yesterday

00:09:54.700 I felt like 5

00:09:55.360 because he's so good at it

00:09:56.520 dude it was like

00:09:57.060 I guided him through it

00:09:58.120 yeah it was awesome

00:09:58.740 what time of day

00:09:59.720 morning

00:10:00.660 9am 1.00

00:10:01.480 backyard Buddha style shit 0.99

00:10:03.460 good for y'all 0.99

00:10:04.080 good for y'all

00:10:05.020 if you guys want to join

00:10:05.760 Evan's meditated with me before

00:10:08.040 especially when we went up

00:10:10.320 to Yosemite

00:10:11.160 yep

00:10:11.740 that was

00:10:12.100 that's beautiful

00:10:12.780 we went away to like

00:10:14.340 a waterfall

00:10:15.020 and meditated together

00:10:17.380 it was magical 0.99

00:10:18.180 amazing fuck y'all where am i in these meditation sessions hey you're invited to the next one 0.99

00:10:23.120 or something no hey this is interesting because you you're from maryland bro and like i never know 0.99

00:10:28.260 i never know what you are gonna like and not like because you're very picky but you in what way

00:10:35.040 though you like foods that's it football teams huh you're a picky guy but you like meditation

00:10:41.800 yeah i would have never expected that yeah it's fun really yeah it's really like cleansing like

00:10:47.880 is this afterwards you just like yo maybe maybe hey maybe if you guys are are listening or or

00:10:53.280 watching whatever it is like try try meditating is there like a is there a site or an app they

00:10:57.860 can download absolutely i don't really use apps yeah if you go to apple music type in meditation

00:11:03.060 music and one of the easiest ways to get started is focus on your breathing like everybody says

00:11:08.940 that but easy way to do it is a five five five five rule so breathe in for five seconds hold

00:11:15.680 for five seconds out for five seconds hold and keep repeating that that's that's no problem that

00:11:21.380 that long exhale i've heard is like the really the most important part like keep prolonging that

00:11:25.520 exhale yeah what else hey what else what else happened this weekend we saw we saw creed 2 i i

00:11:31.300 think you weren't there either you were still reading i think i was still reading yo can we 0.97

00:11:34.500 do more shit together spencer yeah what the hell well he's got that their girlfriend too that 0.98

00:11:38.800 their sweetheart but also takes our friend away from us yeah you know it's cuffing season boys it 1.00

00:11:44.120 For me

00:11:46.020 I would argue that it's

00:11:48.340 Most definitely breakup season

00:11:50.060 You saw me practicing some cuffing season

00:11:52.440 Around Halsey's neck

00:11:53.840 No no

00:11:55.840 Creed 2 great movie

00:11:58.160 Not being paid to say this

00:11:59.380 Really? No

00:12:00.900 Sorry it was a knee jerk reaction

00:12:04.460 Here's what I liked

00:12:05.460 Anything boxing in the movie was phenomenal

00:12:08.160 The boxing scenes I loved

00:12:09.740 Absolutely amazing

00:12:10.940 when they tried to get sentimental with the storyline came off a bit cheese and cringe

00:12:17.380 and very cringe like there's one line with like michael b jordan and like he's a good actor but

00:12:24.360 i don't think he can pull off the the cringe sort of like he definitely wouldn't say the following

00:12:29.760 in real life and he and he hit this line in the movie he goes that man killed my father

00:12:35.580 i can't let that slide and i just started i remember that yeah i know we both did the whole

00:12:42.120 theater did we both and it was in an intense scene yeah and i was like it just came off weird but

00:12:47.020 the whole theater laughed the whole theater and it wasn't a laugh like it was it was like

00:12:50.860 like he really just not not gonna lie i feel like a little bit of the laughter came after we went

00:12:56.420 because everyone knew it was okay they're like oh like they're laughing so going now but how did

00:13:00.660 You can't pass the screenwriter.

00:13:02.320 No, it just—

00:13:03.160 Let me tell you why.

00:13:04.220 Because it's Creed 2, bro. 0.99

00:13:05.620 They don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:13:06.540 They just want to make money. 0.99

00:13:08.760 Bro, and by the way, it's been a shit ton on marketing that movie.

00:13:12.040 I've seen that thing everywhere.

00:13:13.140 It's been popping up in my news feeds, my billboards.

00:13:16.060 It's just like—

00:13:17.060 Someone put a little note under my door to see it.

00:13:19.040 It's a superstar cast, bro.

00:13:20.620 Sylvester Stallone, like Michael B. Jordan, that guy who looks like the Terminator.

00:13:24.980 Like, it's all just great.

00:13:26.080 It's great stuff.

00:13:26.640 And it's crazy to know that he can act as well as he did after his dad just played basketball.

00:13:31.380 You know what I'm saying?

00:13:32.240 Like, I just, it's Scotty Pippen.

00:13:34.280 Those two.

00:13:35.140 Pause, pause, pause.

00:13:35.520 Yep.

00:13:35.960 So, Michael, get this, Michael B. Jordan is actually not the son of Chicago Bulls basketball player Michael Jordan.

00:13:43.500 It's a different person there, Mike.

00:13:45.000 Yeah.

00:13:45.380 Yeah, no, no, no, yeah.

00:13:46.580 That's why he put the B there.

00:13:47.940 So, what else happened this weekend, guys?

00:13:50.500 No, no, let me, let me, actually, I'm just going to say this.

00:13:53.800 I couldn't help but want to

00:13:55.960 box Michael B. Jordan when I'm watching

00:13:58.260 Creed 2.

00:13:59.780 I've spent the whole six months

00:14:02.300 of the first half of this year

00:14:04.040 learning how to box. And I'm watching this movie

00:14:06.360 and I'm like, yo, Michael B. Jordan,

00:14:08.480 big fan? 1.00

00:14:10.480 Could probably beat your ass in the ring. 1.00

00:14:12.540 Not going to lie, dude. One thing I noticed about him, 1.00

00:14:15.360 he worked

00:14:16.400 pretty hard in that body, bro.

00:14:18.100 He yoked, but it doesn't

00:14:20.300 matter in boxing. Have you seen the pic

00:14:22.240 with LP

00:14:22.780 with the log

00:14:23.840 oh I have

00:14:24.600 scary

00:14:25.060 I have

00:14:25.700 I think I wrote the caption

00:14:26.460 he can get there

00:14:27.120 he can get there too

00:14:28.080 I can't

00:14:28.860 I can't

00:14:29.220 so yo

00:14:29.520 this is my official challenge

00:14:31.480 come over my house

00:14:32.940 spar one day

00:14:33.460 I'll come to you

00:14:33.900 whatever it is

00:14:34.420 I want to make it happen

00:14:35.440 I really do

00:14:35.980 or let's make it a legit fight 1.00

00:14:37.660 if KSI doesn't bitch out 0.95

00:14:38.680 which he's going to 0.99

00:14:39.620 it might happen

00:14:40.100 he already broke the contract

00:14:41.180 by the way

00:14:41.660 we were supposed to fight

00:14:42.660 in February

00:14:43.060 and he's refusing to

00:14:44.060 so what's going on

00:14:45.060 yeah don't they like

00:14:45.920 owe you money

00:14:46.420 for that or whatever

00:14:47.260 I'm gonna look into that

00:14:49.380 yeah

00:14:49.720 cause I think they have to

00:14:50.760 forfeit some of the tickets

00:14:51.740 ticket sales i'm you know what i'm most upset about in this situation myself i i'm so mad at

00:14:58.180 myself that it was a tie because a tie leaves people just like indifferent to to the fight

00:15:03.740 like sure it sets up the rematch really nicely but like didn't lose didn't win there was no

00:15:09.340 real like outcome per se you know you know so many people still think that that was like a

00:15:15.040 fluke like like it was a setup like it's such a talking point people ask me about it they're like

00:15:20.340 man great marketing move like really smooth like making it a tie and everything i go dog

00:15:25.820 i was there man did you see my face that was nothing about that was planned could not speak

00:15:32.000 for like days after we're screaming my head head off which is all like also i mean i saw the videos

00:15:37.500 we made a documentary on the whole thing and i watched some of the footage y'all are amazing

00:15:40.660 friends when you when you see your friends cheering for you like with every ounce of soul

00:15:45.920 Almost passed out

00:15:46.880 Straight up

00:15:47.940 Yo but I just want to say

00:15:49.620 To all the people who thought that the fight was rigged

00:15:52.880 In the most polite way 1.00

00:15:54.060 Suck my balls 1.00

00:15:55.040 I worked so hard 1.00

00:15:56.780 I worked so hard

00:15:59.600 To train for that fight

00:16:01.920 I think like they say there was like a second fight

00:16:04.860 Like planned

00:16:06.040 But there was

00:16:07.160 And that's how a lot of fights work

00:16:09.340 You know someone's going to win

00:16:12.020 The first one sometimes

00:16:13.100 And then there's always a second follow up fight

00:16:15.820 that does or will always usually do extremely well yeah you know yeah the second fight was

00:16:22.060 arranged before true so that was a big argument that i saw that doesn't that doesn't work oh they

00:16:27.440 said there's a second fight in the ring afterwards it was so quick like yeah it was in the contract

00:16:31.440 you know like yeah speaking of contracts uh they did surgery on a grape wow they did surgery on a

00:16:37.480 grape who's they i'll say it one more time they did surgery on a grape who's they this is this

00:16:42.840 has taken over the internet so i've heard i actually don't know who they is oh wait wait

00:16:46.880 wait no look i think it's a robot they did surgery on a grape so when you say they it's

00:16:51.780 oh they peeled the skin back you ever do that in class you ever bring grapes to class of course

00:16:56.780 you know i'm saying yeah no i don't i've never we used i know you did this we used mice when you

00:17:01.340 were uh sub you peeled mice well yeah technically i'm in an anatomy class oh worked on little mice

00:17:09.240 I think I think he's talking about just like snack time like oh it's not did I do snack

00:17:13.800 surgeries of course dude yes uh no I know you did this sub 12 everyone did this you you would

00:17:22.900 figure out how many grapes you could fit in your mouth everyone did this what was your number 0.99

00:17:26.440 I don't know Evan 16 oh you son of a bitch I did 14 impressive dude but yeah no they did 0.99

00:17:34.320 surgery on this grape and uh actually i actually brought some grapes here because i'm just like 0.99

00:17:39.620 i look at this bowl of grapes here and nothing about these grapes makes me want to um dissect

00:17:46.540 them what was the point of it what was what was the i don't i don't know damn to prove that they

00:17:52.040 could do it do you know is it it looks like it had to do with greek mythology but there is a cool

00:17:57.360 thing you do with grapes eat them that and if you like cut it in half but you don't completely cut

00:18:04.580 in half you leave a little skin strip and then you know you cut in half then you cut in half again

00:18:10.720 but you leave a little skin strip put in the microwave for five seconds turn it on and when

00:18:16.760 the microwave goes a little blue flame will come no stop you're lying come on after the podcast

00:18:22.580 i'll show you yo spencer did surgery on a grape right here why do they make headlines yeah why

00:18:27.400 do they need all this the thing the thing about social media the thing about social media is

00:18:31.340 is like is they no one knows on this show or maybe even the internet at all why they did

00:18:37.620 surgery on a grape it's just simply putting a headline they did surgery on a grape people share 0.53

00:18:42.340 it like wow because it's fucking amazing bro think about it imagine we can do surgery on a grape 0.62

00:18:48.720 What are the possibilities? 0.98

00:18:50.640 I just heard a...

00:18:52.900 What do you mean what are the possibilities?

00:18:54.580 What do you mean?

00:18:55.100 Get next up a watermelon.

00:18:56.880 No, he's just saying next up a pen.

00:18:59.760 A pen.

00:19:00.100 He did surgery on a pen. 1.00

00:19:01.880 Fuck y'all. 1.00

00:19:02.640 There's a surgeon in China who just claimed to do the first case of genetic engineering 1.00

00:19:07.660 on female twins. 0.74

00:19:09.740 He's in China.

00:19:10.960 And he said he did.

00:19:11.940 China.

00:19:12.360 So that's what I'm saying, bro.

00:19:13.260 No, no, listen.

00:19:14.160 You go from surgery on a grape to genetic engineering on twin females.

00:19:18.720 babies i'm just technology is amazing that's quite the leap there and and they landed on the

00:19:24.380 mars today on the mars on the mars talk to me about nasa yeah i mean like what they had already

00:19:31.380 put a rover there before i think what they did today is like speed landed on mars like i think

00:19:35.720 in the past like they like went around it for a while and then they made like a nice smooth descent 0.98

00:19:39.740 like you would land on a plane today basically just shot like a fucking rocket like poosh but 0.88

00:19:44.160 did they something about think about you question whether or not nasa's line i'm not saying i'm 0.98

00:19:50.640 just saying like oh hey you got to keep an open mind i respect that i respect it that happened

00:19:54.840 today november 26 which by the way if you're listening to this today according to astrology

00:19:59.940 it's the luckiest day of the year who told us that the andre cameraman and what's so special

00:20:05.640 about andre today today is actually andre's birthday happy birthday andre that's amazing

00:20:12.340 So if you're listening to this on November 27th 1.00

00:20:15.740 You're fucked 1.00

00:20:17.360 Quite honestly 1.00

00:20:17.860 It's over

00:20:20.320 I'm not going to lie

00:20:21.140 You got any more juice

00:20:21.900 Like all this grape surgery 1.00

00:20:23.020 We got any more juicy news and shit 0.99

00:20:25.200 I mean yeah 0.99

00:20:27.100 There's a couple things

00:20:29.420 There's the stuff with Takashi

00:20:30.860 There's the stuff with Shawn Mendes

00:20:32.420 Do you see this Shawn Mendes thing?

00:20:35.220 I heard about it

00:20:36.040 It's interesting

00:20:37.400 What was the publication?

00:20:40.420 He just had a huge spread come out

00:20:41.800 it's it's a it was a big it was a big deal what was it it's in Rolling Stone Rolling Stone that

00:20:46.820 was it I think he's on the cover and uh so Rolling Stone tweeted out Shawn Mendes appears

00:20:53.800 on our cover in the store he opens up about his dating life being skeptical being skeptical of

00:20:59.900 success and more and Shawn tweeted about it and then Twitter Twitter goes ahead and and puts the

00:21:06.160 headline sean mendes has opened up about being called gay man there's so much more in the article

00:21:13.100 twitter twitter's always wild you know how we do clickbait on youtube yeah twitter does twitter

00:21:18.880 does the same thing bro they're worse though yeah they are they're because like there's it's a great

00:21:24.140 it's a really great article and there's a lot of stuff in it i don't even want to talk about sean

00:21:29.020 mendes opening up about being called gay which by the way he he says he's not but his his argument

00:21:34.600 what he says is like if you like my music and you like me and my image who the who cares which is

00:21:40.780 it says he's you know about constant speculation is worrying that the jokes and stories could be

00:21:44.940 damaging for people struggling with their own sexual identity like like let like let people

00:21:49.720 talk and come to terms with whatever they're dealing with or their identity in their own time

00:21:56.420 well don't speculate it's you know it's they're it's adding to the stigma of being gay which is

00:22:03.700 why this whole even why i sort of have an issue with twitter making it the headline when like

00:22:07.620 rolling stone that they didn't say it was just like he opens up about life yeah and skeptical

00:22:11.080 of being about success um so what's the headline of what's going on right now like logan paul

00:22:16.060 opens up about opening up yeah like like yo i'm i'm i'm sure some publication is gonna spin this

00:22:25.460 and like take sound bites and like do some evil evil thing to the brand new impulsive podcast

00:22:30.380 number one podcast in the world of all time but i don't even want to talk about that i want to talk

00:22:34.280 about the stuff he said inside the article because um it's actually really really interesting he

00:22:39.000 apparently uh he'll be he'll be scrolling through instagram some nights as you know many of us do

00:22:44.680 maybe not you because you have a girlfriend but he'll he'll see like couples famous couples dating

00:22:49.520 and sean made a comment here like damn i need i need a girlfriend what about my image how do i

00:22:54.100 stay relevant if i if i don't have like a an equally as successful partner in the industry

00:22:58.520 um and then i was thinking about how i saw him with hayley baldwin yeah at the met gala i think

00:23:08.380 yep and then i was like sort of piecing together this timeline in my head of um hayley baldwin at

00:23:16.320 the met gala with sean mendez and then she got engaged the bieber biebski turns on the article

00:23:22.560 it was a month later it's a month later and uh i mean they address it uh they made headlines when

00:23:29.360 they showed up together at the met got the ball holding hands as the cameras flashed this is uh

00:23:33.020 sean and and hayley and though they told everyone on the red carpet they were just friends

00:23:36.960 it didn't quite add up with the photos that emerged of them hugging in a park near mendez's

00:23:41.920 home in toronto and he acknowledges i mean when you hug someone it's it's pretty obvious if you

00:23:47.040 go to toronto to hug someone in a park dude especially in a park you caught a flight what's

00:23:51.560 good you know he acknowledges that they were more than friends dude but he's reluctant to call a

00:23:55.460 relationship you know the other thing like i said i said about like going easy on speculating about

00:23:59.840 people you know taking their time to like open up that said like i kind of almost see the flip

00:24:04.880 side of it like sean mendez is like the heartthrob right like people want to know what is going and

00:24:10.000 so like it's it's it's like one of that like like dichotomy it's like a it's like a double-edged

00:24:15.700 sword like being in the celebrity spotlight

00:24:17.680 yes

00:24:18.660 I'm

00:24:20.080 I'm just gonna say

00:24:23.860 bro like something's

00:24:24.960 rubbing me the wrong way about like

00:24:27.420 him and Haley

00:24:29.560 being together for the Met

00:24:31.560 Gala and being as he claims

00:24:33.300 using his words more than friends

00:24:34.820 and then her getting engaged

00:24:37.320 to Justin Bieber a month one month

00:24:39.460 later

00:24:39.820 what's up with everybody throwing out the engagement

00:24:43.400 so quick 0.99

00:24:43.920 What the fuck is that? 0.99

00:24:45.120 I started dating and I'm like, whoa. 0.99

00:24:47.600 That used to take years, bro.

00:24:50.940 Because it's fun, dude.

00:24:51.920 Quite honestly, I said this, I'm ready.

00:24:54.380 Ready for what?

00:24:55.300 Marriage and childhood.

00:24:56.320 No, you didn't say that last time.

00:24:57.800 So you can't even make up your own mind.

00:24:59.040 Last time you said you were ready for a kid.

00:25:00.500 Well, I want more now, Mike.

00:25:00.960 Now you're ready for marriage and a kid.

00:25:02.660 I want, yes.

00:25:03.320 You were telling me the other day,

00:25:04.280 you don't even care.

00:25:05.120 You just want the kid and then you guys could split ways.

00:25:08.460 I want it all, Mike.

00:25:09.560 I want love and happiness, Mike.

00:25:11.800 I mean, you have happiness right here.

00:25:13.300 He really is looking for love right now

00:25:16.300 In all the wrong places

00:25:17.880 Someone find me somebody to love

00:25:20.200 He's been listening to too much Queen

00:25:22.460 Way too much Queen

00:25:23.580 Watches the movie once

00:25:25.840 Die hard man

00:25:27.140 Literally won't stop playing the song

00:25:30.220 Won't stop playing five songs

00:25:32.480 Hey Mike can you play that one song

00:25:34.800 I love Freddie Mercury

00:25:37.040 I love him

00:25:38.240 I love him

00:25:41.100 Speculations about Logan Paul's

00:25:42.880 sexuality have popped up on the cover of

00:25:44.560 Yo okay

00:25:47.020 so here's where I actually

00:25:48.980 found this interesting

00:25:49.940 you know that song No Brainer

00:25:52.680 they addressed this in the Rolling Stone

00:25:54.740 article where Justin Bieber

00:25:56.080 DJ Khaled

00:25:57.880 they made that song No Brainer

00:26:00.980 major key apparently

00:26:02.740 that's about Shawn

00:26:04.760 Mendez

00:26:05.320 listen one of

00:26:08.840 the lines that Bieber sings

00:26:10.340 it ain't that hard to choose him or me be for real baby it's a no-brainer wow wow think about

00:26:19.260 it did we just uncover the first impulsive conspiracy and it's a big one i'm just saying

00:26:26.900 bro it's a big one you get you go on a date with someone who's more like it's more than a

00:26:31.280 relationship allegedly according to sean and then a a month later you get engaged i don't know i

00:26:37.580 I don't know.

00:26:37.840 These quick engagements are dangerous, bro.

00:26:39.800 When Ariana and Pete got together, I said to myself, and by the way, I'm a huge fan

00:26:44.820 of both of them, but I said to myself, yo, this doesn't make sense.

00:26:49.100 It doesn't add up.

00:26:49.720 You can't date for a month and go, I'm going to get married.

00:26:53.640 It's cool.

00:26:53.960 I mean, that's not even enough time to have the poop situation come up.

00:26:58.500 Like, if you remember, guys, the poop situation, you can't comfortably poop at your girlfriend's

00:27:05.160 house in the first month, let alone.

00:27:06.980 Not at all.

00:27:07.420 yeah right this is why this is why these engagements are breaking up so fast bro

00:27:12.940 literally as soon as someone poops in the apartment oh it's a it's done it's a dangerous

00:27:19.420 situation but it's not a new thing though i mean shotgun weddings have existed as it's a tale as

00:27:23.540 long as old and time and stuff dude beef is about to lay a stinky deuce in hayley's apartment

00:27:30.020 done oh and why are they it's over well you know that's why ariana peep broke up because of the

00:27:34.920 Pete pooped.

00:27:35.360 Pete, apparently he had a mate.

00:27:37.580 Pete clogged the toilet.

00:27:39.000 Pete clogged the toilet.

00:27:40.520 What you're saying is Pete pooped.

00:27:41.900 Pete pooped.

00:27:42.540 Pete pooped.

00:27:44.000 I had a friend.

00:27:45.920 I had a friend.

00:27:46.520 She walked in the bathroom and smelled it and was like, thank you, next.

00:27:50.640 We got to go.

00:27:53.260 Yo, but shout out to Shawn Mendes, bro.

00:27:56.460 He started on Vine just like me.

00:27:58.460 Here's the difference.

00:27:59.560 I'm not Shawn Mendes and he's absolutely good.

00:28:02.000 The king of Canada.

00:28:03.300 Yo, but it's interesting.

00:28:04.200 you can see in this article he's uh he's growing up because he did start on vine his audience has 0.96

00:28:08.900 always been predominantly young females although now i think he's fucking dope too yeah how could 0.74

00:28:16.000 you not but he opens up in the article he says uh i think this is for the first time he says i love 0.95

00:28:20.680 weed i wouldn't tweet that not yet at least but it's really good for me when i'm home i'll smoke

00:28:25.060 and then play guitar for seven hours is it always seven hours you think yeah i think so yeah it's

00:28:29.740 generally the time that we what's what's the difference between standpoint what's what's the

00:28:34.560 difference between tweeting that and then saying it to a rolling stone he's like i won't tweet

00:28:40.300 but i'll tell you in confidence maybe he's assuming his audience won't read rolling

00:28:47.980 i saw speaking of which i of weed i saw a meme the other day comparing like uh you know how they

00:28:53.800 call weed the devil's lettuce and then there was that huge recall on romaine lettuce because it's

00:28:58.800 been like killing people and it was like the weed plant talking to the lettuce and it was like who's

00:29:02.500 the devil's lettuce now i loved it dude i guess you had to be there it was pretty fun wow i was

00:29:08.760 there oh yeah that's why he's laughing uh it's it's interesting i think it opens up a deep

00:29:15.340 conversation though what like marijuana being brought into the mix with all these celebrities

00:29:21.000 what do you talk about like it's starting to they're starting to talk about it what do you

00:29:24.960 what do you mean bro weed's like uh he's right no that's what i'm saying you want to know who else

00:29:32.480 on that same token we're talking about who has opened up heavily about weed p davidson p davidson

00:29:38.000 heaven heavily talks about he has severe anxiety and he is only able to produce on snl and other

00:29:45.400 shows when he's high there's tons is that a fact factoid there's tons of articles about it it's

00:29:50.900 interesting it's interesting because of just the the ramifications that you know like the nation's

00:29:57.520 legalizing marijuana right now you know what i'm saying like this will affect sean mendez in any

00:30:02.540 way him saying that he smokes yeah this is this is the thing because marijuana is just becoming

00:30:10.060 legal across the board there's like this wave of people that have to take that hit you know

00:30:16.500 there's that wave of people take that hit was that was that no that was not a fun i'm talking

00:30:22.560 about like the the image hit where there's still that stigma around it where it's not that same

00:30:28.500 stigma about alcohol you know alcohol does so much so much damage on people so much but yet

00:30:33.280 it's accepted by society and now it's legalized this is this is sort of like in so many states

00:30:38.200 the prohibition era of our generation i feel like it's crazy it's like that no it's the opposite

00:30:43.820 it's like the opposite it's becoming yes that's what i'm saying yeah yeah just passed and now

00:30:49.220 it's becoming like that time period after over it's like oh like we's legal and like yeah widely

00:30:52.900 acceptable now right but it's interesting sean mendez came out and and let me let me raise the

00:30:57.260 stakes one more he also said uh he also saw shrooms for sale in amsterdam but opted not to try them

00:31:02.920 and then he said quote unquote i want to so badly he says i think it would help me a lot

00:31:06.920 shrooms shrooms talking about uh like psychedelic psilocybin psilocybin mushrooms

00:31:13.480 mushrooms yeah so then there's articles about that right now as well right so it's yeah yeah

00:31:19.280 so apparently allegedly i have a an article here magic mushroom compound psychedelics might treat

00:31:27.220 depression by reviving emotional responsiveness in the brain so you do shrooms and like i'm careful

00:31:34.320 here careful here it's not gonna be that simple yes you're you're here's what happened yep the fda

00:31:42.200 put it on the fast track the expedited track for them to do experimental research whether or not

00:31:49.080 factually shrooms can doing shrooms can help treat depression good good no no no good what

00:31:56.300 fast track to testing good not us saying hey do shrooms get better i know you didn't i know you

00:32:02.400 didn't but listen i agree with that completely i agree with that completely like and like once

00:32:09.820 again being careful like psilocybin what is psilocybin compounded in mushrooms like like

00:32:17.180 lysergic acid lsd all of those psychoactive compounds are proven to have a very strong

00:32:25.200 effect on the brain and so there's already been tons of research on their ability to rewire damaged

00:32:32.740 neurons or synapses in the brain and allows them to communicate with each other in a way

00:32:40.660 they aren't currently. Spencer is very smart, conscious, mindful. And in the books he reads

00:32:45.640 and studies, sometimes they deal with shrooms. It's true. Give us information. It's interesting 0.84

00:32:49.960 because it's natural. Right. Like it's not altered. Synthetic. You know, a lot of like

00:32:55.160 a lot of other substances that people take in are altered. They're manmade. They're genetically

00:33:00.100 modified so this grows from the ground and it's been ingested for thousands of years like ancient 0.83

00:33:06.800 civilizations nine thousand nine thousand years ago plus have been documented to have brought

00:33:13.080 psychedelics in to their culture so it's such an interesting thing so i was reading this article

00:33:17.820 and it says that what these psychedelics do is synchronizes activity among areas that were not

00:33:24.620 normally connected like mike was saying so it's not harming you which is very interesting you

00:33:30.540 know alcohol for example is documented it harms you oh yeah kills you so it's interesting oh

00:33:35.560 interesting stuff i've always heard that argument um for mushrooms because they are natural i think

00:33:41.000 actually um my dog kong got it got into some the other day different kind different mate who knows

00:33:46.520 in my backyard we think we think he got into some sort of uh evil mushroom plant because

00:33:51.600 he was not looking so good for a couple of days but his breath is it's it's it's horrible because

00:33:56.820 he's been throwing up everywhere just another note like like this is not all brand new stuff

00:34:01.240 either like i know this guy tony bosis in new york he's actually already federally uh able to

00:34:07.760 give uh stage four cancer patients so end of life people that are literally you know weeks from

00:34:13.400 dying he's able to give them mushrooms in order to get them to come to peace with the fact that

00:34:18.460 really yeah but already legal question but the mushrooms the effects are only temporary yeah

00:34:26.240 this is this is something very interesting this is something very interesting psychologists say

00:34:32.100 that few things can truly alter someone's personality in adulthood but magic mushrooms

00:34:37.700 may be one of those things for sure for sure long-term effects yeah you're not going to be

00:34:42.560 in that same euphoric state but it has your subconscious and very this is this is right

00:34:48.840 that actually makes so much sense i'm sure i mean for our adult audience listening i'm sure we all

00:34:54.900 know that person who did some sort of psychedelic trip up in timbuktu and came back with a completely

00:35:00.620 altered view on life and went to no man's land and you have to be careful you should do it under

00:35:05.120 the like like someone else who's talking about it a lot right now is our friend jay alvarez

00:35:10.060 jay alvarez is huge he's open he's very on it on instagram all the time huge proponent of opening

00:35:17.520 up the study of psilocybin lysergic acid as well as some other compound but it might be cool to

00:35:25.080 have him on to talk about it yeah maybe yeah yeah yeah it'd be cool to get jay on for sure yeah it's

00:35:29.680 a very very interesting interesting conversation well the reason i think that like the takeaway

00:35:34.320 for me is that it's good that research is being done and they're talking about you know because

00:35:38.240 when when we went to school like that stuff is like stay away get away but again like you have

00:35:43.820 alcohol that's a part of normal life like it's it's it's okay to have 14 drinks a week it's not

00:35:51.280 though that's that's what i'm saying but that's what the government i know yeah we know it's not

00:35:55.440 okay but it's you know at the end of the day it's big business it's big business it's it's

00:35:59.860 corporate it's cigarettes and alcohol and then anytime you have something that challenges that

00:36:04.160 it gets pushed away yeah well and it sucks because you have friends like i have friends that have

00:36:09.020 died and passed away from depression from these things you know from alcohol from you know

00:36:15.100 prescription pills and then there's these plant alternatives that are proven to not harm people

00:36:20.280 that are you know blacklisted by the government so let's just let's just add like one like

00:36:26.080 disclaimer here at the end like we are not saying go out and do psychoactive by no means by any

00:36:32.480 means all we're saying right now is that it's cool that we're having a conversation that doctors

00:36:37.420 and scientists can start to test this stuff in controlled settings very true throwing that

00:36:41.120 very true on a on another note uh something i wanted to address because i feel like it could

00:36:47.840 it could tell tell the audience a lesson so we went to this football game the other day you met

00:36:53.060 ladanians hamlinson by the way did you strangle him did you get a chance to strangle him for a

00:36:56.880 No, I did not.

00:36:59.100 Unfortunately.

00:36:59.700 Why did you not strangle him?

00:37:02.100 Did it have anything to do with the height?

00:37:05.360 Yeah, that played a big factor in that.

00:37:07.320 If you could get up there, would you have?

00:37:10.460 You strangled him?

00:37:11.680 Well, I mean, Mike's strangling celebrities in his pictures.

00:37:14.900 I don't think my arm could get around his neck. 0.80

00:37:17.320 Thick neck, by the way.

00:37:18.620 Thick neck.

00:37:18.980 Thick neck.

00:37:19.620 I mean, he's running back. 0.97

00:37:20.540 He was a beast.

00:37:21.180 Big boy.

00:37:21.620 Yo, but you love sports.

00:37:23.580 And you love it.

00:37:24.500 You fanboyed a little bit, bro.

00:37:25.820 Tomlinson? No, he walked in.

00:37:28.060 I was standing with Evan

00:37:29.560 and I was like, bro, I think that's LaDainian

00:37:31.580 Tomlinson. And then he looks around and he's like,

00:37:33.640 nah, nah. And then he looked again and he's like,

00:37:35.340 oh! Well, it happened another time

00:37:37.480 too. He met Juju Schuster and so Evan's a

00:37:39.380 huge Steelers fan.

00:37:41.740 And when he got drafted

00:37:43.560 too, the day he got drafted, I was so

00:37:45.400 hyped. Yo, this man's going to be huge and everyone's

00:37:47.540 like, oh, he won't be third

00:37:49.420 string, fourth string. When he comes on this show,

00:37:51.640 you're going to lose your head. Are you going to be in your room or you want to be

00:37:53.520 in here on the podcast?

00:37:55.820 if I'm allowed to be in here

00:37:57.300 at this football game

00:38:01.080 walking around

00:38:02.800 and I'm up at the top

00:38:05.660 of the getting

00:38:07.480 food or whatever and this guy I'm taking pictures

00:38:09.560 this guy comes up and he's like yo can you come take a picture

00:38:11.600 with my niece right there she's

00:38:13.540 way at the bottom in angel wings

00:38:15.100 kind of a bit of

00:38:17.560 a walk like you know you guys

00:38:19.460 had all left me by the way

00:38:20.740 I don't think Spencer was there

00:38:22.440 no I was there

00:38:24.500 And he wasn't.

00:38:24.880 I brought a book.

00:38:25.820 I brought a book to the football game.

00:38:26.920 He was still reading.

00:38:27.620 So you guys ditched me.

00:38:30.120 I was like, typically I don't like to go places alone.

00:38:32.900 But I was like, sure.

00:38:33.420 You know, like I love taking pictures with fans.

00:38:35.160 I love the little gang.

00:38:35.700 And so I walked down and I have to go in the front row and I cross a bunch of people.

00:38:39.600 And it's like that situation where like they have to stand up to let you go by.

00:38:43.400 Oh, man.

00:38:43.860 It could get a little awkward, especially at football games.

00:38:46.440 Second quarter, people getting a little drunk.

00:38:49.200 So we walked there.

00:38:50.180 I take a picture with the girl.

00:38:51.160 Super nice girl.

00:38:51.980 um and uh was glad i went down to take a picture with her and on my way back man um there was this

00:38:58.740 guy sitting down i was like excuse me uh can we get by doesn't doesn't move he's like filming the

00:39:04.920 game play stops like okay this is a good time excuse me excuse me sir can i get by he's sitting

00:39:11.860 there that doesn't even acknowledge me and i know he can hear me and so i kind of just like kind of

00:39:16.160 go to move by him and i i obviously touch him a little bit and my mind you're moving like half 0.81

00:39:20.700 mile an hour and he stands up and goes what the fuck are you doing gets in my face and i'm like 0.95

00:39:24.720 oh i'm like no no local paul's about to get in a fight with a guy at the football game and throw 0.99

00:39:29.960 him over and i wasn't there none of you were yeah but you know you know i am yeah but you

00:39:35.000 left me to die i was at the field we had nachos with the crazy charges he goes he goes why did 0.98

00:39:41.120 you wait till after the play asshole i'm like dog i did and my you know my gut reaction as we've 0.98

00:39:47.760 scene when i'm uncomfortable is i just like kind of smile and like which by the way makes it 50 0.98

00:39:52.500 times worse wait what no dog i'm not trying to get in a fight i'm like literally this is me i go 1.00

00:39:57.360 i'm like dog i just want to get by like can you please just let me get by he goes you're an asshole 0.98

00:40:03.700 i'm like dude i said excuse me like three times and then he starts like getting in my face and 0.99

00:40:08.080 mind you bro this dude's like 5'10 i'm a boxer and everyone in the in the second third to like

00:40:15.320 10th row is filming so i'm like it's not a good look i'm not about to throw this guy over the

00:40:20.320 stadium and then i see a cop coming and i'm like thank god thank god a cop is gonna come and save

00:40:25.200 the day and she goes sir please sit down and talk to the guy she's like you and she points me i'm

00:40:30.280 like yes ma'am thank you you know i was just trying to take a picture with a fan she goes

00:40:33.240 i don't care go up get out of this stadium and don't come back i'm like yo what's good i try to

00:40:41.900 do a good thing and i'm getting yelled at and then the guy that asked you to take the picture with 0.98

00:40:45.560 the with his daughter was like yeah you asshole get out of here what is happening so i'm like 0.98

00:40:50.980 the moral of the story is don't do nice things no ever you will get in a fight with the chargers 0.99

00:40:58.240 he doesn't really believe i think i think it's it's just the moral of this but can you

00:41:02.540 but can you agree that that has now scarred me two things the moral of the story is patience 0.92

00:41:09.140 don't be that guy that that is being a dick to lp true and second of all he's saying that but he

00:41:16.380 is always going to take the picture with the fan i know but never seen someone i know so open to 0.93

00:41:21.220 fans by the way a lot of fans out there i see it in uh dms and messages and stuff so you guys here

00:41:26.140 i was so scared like don't be scared i know you're probably gonna get mad at me for saying that

00:41:30.080 but don't be scared come up to us and say hi please absolutely love taking pictures of the

00:41:34.700 That's the reason why we're here.

00:41:35.980 They're the ones watching this.

00:41:37.180 But can you agree that it has scarred me now?

00:41:40.280 No, I don't.

00:41:41.240 I think you forgot about it.

00:41:42.180 I think it's making you tougher.

00:41:43.240 I think it's a topic for the podcast, but I think you ate nachos after and forgot about it.

00:41:46.720 True.

00:41:47.260 And, bro, it's making you tougher, bro.

00:41:48.960 Scars remind you.

00:41:50.420 Facts.

00:41:50.920 True.

00:41:51.340 And I have many.

00:41:52.060 Wait, isn't that a song?

00:41:53.080 It is.

00:41:54.140 Mandels?

00:41:55.020 Stitches. 0.50

00:41:55.760 Oh, Stitches.

00:41:56.420 Stitches. 1.00

00:41:56.960 Fuck. 1.00

00:41:57.440 Yeah, it's close. 1.00

00:41:58.400 I'm messing.

00:41:58.700 It's been a lot of weird things happening at the Maverick House.

00:42:01.120 Didn't we find like $1,000 in cash the other day?

00:42:04.700 what was

00:42:05.900 you know when you find

00:42:06.720 you know when you do the

00:42:07.560 the laundry

00:42:08.440 and you find

00:42:09.360 like change

00:42:10.540 in the pockets

00:42:11.420 of your old clothes

00:42:12.460 and you're like

00:42:12.740 yeah I got a cord

00:42:14.380 I can buy a gumball

00:42:15.060 best feeling

00:42:15.720 how much do we

00:42:17.020 you found it

00:42:17.960 yeah 740 dollars

00:42:19.780 to be exact

00:42:20.380 and we don't know

00:42:21.240 we don't know

00:42:21.860 where this money is

00:42:22.520 no idea where it came from

00:42:24.080 or where it is now

00:42:25.080 yeah we don't know

00:42:26.560 where that is now

00:42:27.280 you

00:42:27.660 degenerates 0.99

00:42:29.260 no no no no 0.92

00:42:29.940 no no no

00:42:31.100 hold on just one second

00:42:32.220 I know exactly

00:42:33.080 where this money went

00:42:33.920 no no no no 1.00

00:42:34.460 Y'all took it to the fucking casino 1.00

00:42:37.480 Obviously you know 1.00

00:42:39.000 Because you threw a fucking hex on us 1.00

00:42:41.160 Before we went 0.99

00:42:42.580 You want to know what the hex was guys

00:42:44.440 So these two I hate it

00:42:46.820 They go to the casino

00:42:48.260 And they lose and gamble all their money

00:42:50.320 It's just such a quality place

00:42:51.820 It's such a premium establishment

00:42:53.500 We walk in and they're like oh Mike Evan

00:42:56.180 Y'all are addicted

00:42:58.960 So before they went to the casino

00:43:00.520 I prayed to the god

00:43:03.160 and I said, please, please let them lose all their money tonight

00:43:07.480 so you can stop enabling them to go to the casino

00:43:09.820 and gamble away all their money.

00:43:11.680 It was the quickest we ever lost.

00:43:13.000 Yes.

00:43:13.560 It was so fast, dude.

00:43:14.860 The hacks was literally perfect.

00:43:18.140 The hacks worked well.

00:43:20.440 Literally perfect.

00:43:21.420 Like, we walked in there.

00:43:22.860 We had $740 of community money that, by the way.

00:43:25.600 No, it's not community money.

00:43:26.860 By the way, if we won, we were going to buy bread.

00:43:33.660 For everyone else.

00:43:35.520 Can I ask you something?

00:43:37.220 We don't need bread.

00:43:38.300 I need an honest answer.

00:43:40.260 Who in this house would have $740 cash besides me?

00:43:46.060 What are you saying? 0.99

00:43:47.000 I'm saying it had to be my money in one shit inside. 0.99

00:43:49.760 We're on the number one podcast of all time. 0.98

00:43:53.220 And you have the audacity to ask if any of us have $740.

00:43:57.040 What are we, freaking peasants?

00:43:59.040 Of course, we all have $740, bro. 0.85

00:44:01.100 Not to mention.

00:44:02.200 Cash.

00:44:02.600 Laying around?

00:44:04.360 Nah.

00:44:04.860 Nah.

00:44:05.780 Do you just put it in your towels?

00:44:07.860 Y'all owe me $740.

00:44:10.780 On that note, Mike is sweating a decent amount.

00:44:13.660 I was noticing that.

00:44:14.600 That's usually how I know to call it.

00:44:16.260 That's the sweating.

00:44:16.880 It's all good.

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00:44:39.600 It's Monday.

00:44:40.360 I hope you have an amazing week.

00:44:41.880 Take it easy, fam.

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