Impaulsive with Logan Paul - May 24, 2019


MR. CHECKPOINT’S POLICE PROBLEM - IMPAULSIVE EP. 79

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00:02:10.160 I can't even share it.
00:02:12.400 We saw a cop's wiener.
00:02:14.640 We've talked.
00:02:15.960 I do want to say this.
00:02:16.900 I'm zooming in.
00:02:18.180 Why are you still looking at the wiener, Logan?
00:02:20.340 I don't want to see what's happening.
00:02:21.220 I'm looking at the wiener.
00:02:26.680 i mean we all poop so does that mean we're addicted try not pooping try not pooping i feel 0.74
00:02:34.260 like bad things would happen exactly you're addicted are we rolling oh great welcome back 0.63
00:02:38.360 to impulsive the number one podcast in the world thank you guys for listening watching viewing
00:02:41.540 subscribing if you're not subscribed i'm not even gonna say it you know what to do hey i love quiet 0.73
00:02:46.020 on the set y'all must be addicted to pooping oh they're pooping right now hey that's why they're
00:02:52.020 Hey, yo, listen, um, we got some things I just want to talk about real quick. 0.99
00:02:56.740 I'm pretty sure a vegan Andre cameraman fucked on the roof yesterday. 0.98
00:03:00.620 I'm pretty sure he did. 1.00
00:03:01.880 I know he did.
00:03:02.660 Oh, I know.
00:03:03.140 What leads you to believe such a thing happened?
00:03:04.800 Because he came downstairs and he got had his blanket and he came out of Evan's room,
00:03:08.280 which is the only access to the roof.
00:03:09.900 He got a biggest smile on his face.
00:03:11.340 The girl, also a vegan, may I add, is like, no, we didn't do that.
00:03:16.440 And then Andre goes, no, man, it was a full moon.
00:03:19.580 Why would I do that?
00:03:20.440 what kind of answer is that
00:03:22.060 how does a full moon prohibit this
00:03:25.620 that's like saying to someone did you eat before you came here
00:03:27.660 and they're like well there was sandpaper
00:03:29.540 outside
00:03:29.900 you hooked up 0.95
00:03:31.480 did I tell you to die is that what you're doing 0.87
00:03:35.460 I think it is 1.00
00:03:36.580 it's time for you to die motherfucker 1.00
00:03:38.360 you know what they call that right 1.00
00:03:40.060 lying no no no having sex on the roof 0.99
00:03:42.560 oh what St. Dickolas 0.99
00:03:44.180 I would have laughed more
00:03:47.560 but when you said it already once today
00:03:48.980 It took all the air out of it.
00:03:50.680 I had to say it for the world, though.
00:03:52.660 You're welcome.
00:03:54.140 It's funny.
00:03:55.340 I'm jealous, bro, to be honest.
00:03:57.220 I'm envious, and more so, I'm mad at you.
00:04:00.580 We talked about it, and I told you I wanted to be the first to do that.
00:04:03.520 I told you I wanted to also, we have a giant pot.
00:04:06.480 It looks like a big grenade in the backyard. 1.00
00:04:08.500 I want to somehow get in there and fuck. 1.00
00:04:10.480 It's like 12 feet tall. 1.00
00:04:12.780 That's the whole point.
00:04:13.640 You get in, who knows how many days you're going to be in there stuck.
00:04:16.180 I feel like you're at the bottom of the totem pole 0.97
00:04:18.380 In terms of fucking in cool places 0.99
00:04:20.240 At your own house 0.99
00:04:21.020 I would say he's more like elevation wise
00:04:23.280 He's more in the top three quarter quadrant
00:04:25.740 You're straight in the bed
00:04:27.460 Right which is elevation wise
00:04:29.580 It's just Andre's obviously taking the cake
00:04:31.600 What are you doing right now
00:04:32.220 Why are you making this so difficult
00:04:34.180 I almost jumped off the roof once
00:04:35.880 Don't do that 1.00
00:04:37.040 Because I was sexually frustrated with a girl
00:04:39.240 And I said I was going to jump off the roof
00:04:40.980 You didn't do it
00:04:42.380 Did you get out on the roof
00:04:44.300 Yeah I did I was in my boxers
00:04:45.860 I don't think any of y'all lived here when this happened
00:04:48.000 I was on the roof
00:04:49.300 I'm sure I'll tread lightly here
00:04:51.680 Yeah cause you know how hard
00:04:53.660 It is to get on the roof
00:04:55.160 Nah just like I don't know
00:04:57.920 Be on the roof and all
00:04:58.760 Have you ever get so frustrated
00:05:00.260 You strip down nude
00:05:02.200 And you find an area to jump
00:05:04.360 No I haven't
00:05:06.740 I don't think most people have
00:05:08.460 None of this really seems easily replicable
00:05:10.260 You know what I'm saying
00:05:11.600 Hey Jordan Belfort
00:05:13.720 By the way wouldn't sign the NDA
00:05:15.580 so Jordan Belfort could sue us
00:05:17.660 I don't know if that's
00:05:20.160 what's worse that or him blatantly
00:05:22.440 denying climate change
00:05:24.560 that was so funny
00:05:26.240 you got into a fight with the Wolf of Lodge
00:05:27.740 don't get mad at me but is he right
00:05:30.300 hell no he's not right
00:05:31.940 I don't know
00:05:32.980 you do know
00:05:34.140 I don't know because he's a smart guy
00:05:37.020 he's very studious
00:05:40.020 that's even a bad word
00:05:42.460 for you to use
00:05:43.240 because he's nine times more studious
00:05:46.300 than you are technically.
00:05:47.800 What was his argument?
00:05:48.700 In different fields,
00:05:49.700 because if he has zero knowledge on climate change,
00:05:53.640 he's probably more studious in selling.
00:05:57.080 I don't know.
00:05:57.700 Here's what I didn't like.
00:06:00.180 More experience, I agree with you.
00:06:01.720 You still going?
00:06:02.380 Yeah, I was a little bit, but now I'm not.
00:06:03.580 His approach on debating
00:06:04.980 was just batter his opponent relentlessly.
00:06:08.040 Yeah.
00:06:08.380 Like every time Spencer would go to say anything,
00:06:10.380 he would be like,
00:06:10.940 let me stop you right there, buddy. 0.97
00:06:12.420 i asked i'm like dude he hasn't gotten one fucking word he paled you and he buddied you 0.97
00:06:18.160 yo but i asked you i said in 2013 when you were what how old like 19 20 uh somewhere in there 0.97
00:06:23.760 six i was like yo when you watch the wolf of wall street did you ever imagine you're gonna be sitting
00:06:29.200 next to the wolf of wall street arguing about climate change i thought y'all were gonna fight
00:06:33.740 yeah i mean yeah i i was thinking how many people have actually like stood up against him
00:06:38.340 you know probably not a lot probably not a lot that's why what happened by the way i'm so sorry
00:06:42.200 you know i love you guys but when y'all get in fights with the guests yo this is the greatest
00:06:45.840 yeah and i told mike i said if i ever get in a fight with the with the guests and by the way i
00:06:51.640 hope it happens it almost happened with the vegan james aspie like minor but like sit back yo and
00:06:57.340 enjoy the show because you know we're gonna hype it up because you were i remember that fight you
00:07:01.880 were trying to argue that a human's life was more valuable than the local squirrel he had a good
00:07:07.480 You had a good point, though.
00:07:08.200 You had a good point.
00:07:09.620 Me?
00:07:10.060 No, no, no.
00:07:10.520 The squirrel had a good point.
00:07:12.200 The squirrel had a good point.
00:07:13.640 He said, well, because he said, what human are we? 0.94
00:07:16.120 Like, if it's Hitler, then yeah, that's the dopest. 0.89
00:07:18.820 Can you say in his voice? 0.96
00:07:21.080 Hitler. 0.54
00:07:22.600 Hitler. 0.99
00:07:23.080 If it was Hitler, I'd choose the squirrel. 0.99
00:07:25.560 Squirrel, you squirrel. 0.98
00:07:26.520 Why are you talking like that?
00:07:27.440 You had like 5%.
00:07:29.520 Hey, listen, we got a dope guest today.
00:07:31.700 This podcast is going to make you a better person.
00:07:34.560 It's going to make you a better citizen.
00:07:36.180 Lose weight.
00:07:37.160 Really?
00:07:37.480 stronger
00:07:38.480 that's why we are
00:07:39.220 the number one podcast
00:07:39.960 in the world
00:07:40.260 there's so many
00:07:41.360 fringe benefits
00:07:42.640 yeah
00:07:43.000 he's an exposer guys
00:07:45.820 he's been exposing
00:07:47.120 dirty justice
00:07:47.680 since 2011
00:07:48.380 his goal has been
00:07:49.580 to spread knowledge
00:07:50.300 empower people
00:07:51.040 and encourage
00:07:51.500 responsibility
00:07:52.120 to create safer
00:07:53.420 communities
00:07:54.260 ladies and gentlemen
00:07:55.080 it's Mr. Checkpoint
00:07:56.700 what up champ
00:08:01.260 what up
00:08:02.560 yo
00:08:03.060 thank you for having me
00:08:04.460 yeah of course
00:08:05.060 appreciate it
00:08:05.520 thanks for coming on dude
00:08:06.340 absolutely 0.97
00:08:07.060 Big-ass crystal on your neck. 0.92
00:08:08.480 I'm trying to line my chakras. 0.97
00:08:10.040 There we go.
00:08:10.960 There we go.
00:08:11.600 You're already speaking Spencer's language. 1.00
00:08:13.140 You just got a boner under the table.
00:08:15.620 You know, I'm already excited. 0.96
00:08:17.060 Touch each other's chakras. 0.98
00:08:19.680 No, blend your chakras, man.
00:08:21.160 Want to blend each other's chakras? 0.71
00:08:22.640 That's not even a thing. 0.99
00:08:23.800 Well, whatever.
00:08:24.380 Blend them up, man.
00:08:25.800 Hey, so, yo.
00:08:27.220 So, yo.
00:08:28.300 Yo.
00:08:28.880 Yo.
00:08:30.380 What's good?
00:08:32.360 Everything.
00:08:33.140 Really?
00:08:33.680 Very good.
00:08:34.800 What do you do, man?
00:08:35.840 What's your story?
00:08:36.860 so i started exposing bad cops it really like started i come from a family of attorneys 0.97
00:08:42.840 uh my grandpa's attorney my dad's a lawyer like i grew up and it was like always never take shit
00:08:48.420 it didn't matter if it was the teacher like a company i bought a laptop when i was 13 and was 0.59
00:08:53.420 supposed to burn cds i'm trying to burn the cd it never works calling customer support they send me
00:08:58.220 a box of parts i ended up taking compact to like small claims court when i was 13 being like you
00:09:04.140 sold this is a lemon and won in in small claims court got all the money back and like from then
00:09:10.700 i'm just like my dad taught me like accountability is a real thing and then maybe like fast forward
00:09:17.260 a couple years i got a curfew ticket you know my dad goes hey you and your friends go to like
00:09:21.300 carl's jr i'm gonna pick you up cops come give us curfew tickets my dad like looks up the law he's
00:09:27.440 like no that's not right i'm gonna fight it for you and all your friends and it's not even a big
00:09:31.240 deal it's like literally like a parking ticket it's like no big deal he's like no no that's wrong
00:09:35.760 you you weren't supposed to get that we had like a hearing with a judge for a curfew ticket we lost
00:09:42.100 but my dad paid for a court reporter so he appealed a curfew ticket we like went to the 0.93
00:09:48.700 next level of this shit he's like look this is where it was messed up anyways the whole thing 0.95
00:09:52.080 got dismissed and it was like over nothing but it taught me like there's policy there's procedure 0.99
00:09:57.460 It doesn't matter if it's a cop or who of authority, like they're supposed to follow
00:10:01.840 the law.
00:10:02.320 And if not, there's repercussions or there's some way to handle it.
00:10:06.180 So your whole thing is holding people accountable now for a justice system that isn't as fair
00:10:11.540 as it should be.
00:10:12.920 Is that that's yeah.
00:10:14.380 Yeah.
00:10:14.600 And like where it jumped into Checkpoint specifically was I was at San Diego State.
00:10:19.060 There was a checkpoint always like right near the school.
00:10:21.880 And so at the time, I actually had a coupon book and I thought the students would want
00:10:26.440 to know like where the checkpoints were so i literally hit up to a company that was sending
00:10:30.160 text messages of where the checkpoints were like yo you should be my coupon book boom we have a
00:10:35.040 deal i put them in there they never come through they don't pay me right and i'm like yo i put
00:10:40.180 in my coupon whatever then fast forward i'm like watching the news maybe this is like within two
00:10:45.020 months i'm watching the news and it says that they're using dui checkpoints in chula vista
00:10:48.680 and escondido to tow cars of unlicensed drivers so there would be towing 40 people's cars in one
00:10:56.220 night for no license but they're calling it a DUI checkpoint you know for me I think a DUI
00:11:02.140 checkpoint just the idea of it I think is unconstitutional we should be able to travel
00:11:07.400 freely without being asked where are you going why and so when I saw that specific news doc
00:11:13.360 you know little segment that showed like tow truck companies were paying the police departments
00:11:18.780 hundreds of thousands of dollars to be the tow truck company on file it seemed wrong to me I
00:11:24.000 went to the checkpoint there's no bars right they're asking if you've been drinking but it's
00:11:27.420 not about that it's like they're using it to generate revenue and then i'm like man i'm just
00:11:31.800 gonna start tweeting this stuff so you have a so you have a problem with so just for people who
00:11:36.800 are watching this that don't understand dui checkpoints are generally set up in the area of
00:11:41.060 of bars or on or on nights that are more likely to have people who are drinking and driving new
00:11:46.800 year's eve yeah christmas thanksgiving that kind of thing um so i'm i'm gonna i already have a
00:11:53.960 feeling that i'm gonna be devil's advocate on a lot of stuff with you say which is gonna be fun
00:11:57.000 please what what are your thoughts when you do something that disrupts a dui checkpoint or gets
00:12:04.100 people to vacate that route in order to go around it and someone who is drunk plows through an suv
00:12:11.440 with four you know five-year-old children in it and they all die like what are your thoughts on
00:12:15.960 that yeah no that's a good question so a dui checkpoint and its purpose is to be preventative
00:12:23.040 there's like eight laws that the dui checkpoint has to follow for it to even be constitutional
00:12:27.380 and so one of those laws is advanced publicity so the idea is they go to the media and go hey
00:12:33.000 tell everyone there's a checkpoint this weekend it's super bowl right now they do that people
00:12:38.160 then make responsible decisions yo there's a checkpoint going to be there let's like call
00:12:41.580 i was doing this before uber right so it's like let's get a taxi you know what i'm saying and
00:12:45.320 The idea is preventative.
00:12:47.320 A successful DUI checkpoint by the numbers catches very low amount of DUIs.
00:12:52.800 It's under 1%.
00:12:53.940 If those same officers went in the field and looked for signs of drunk driving, the arrest rate is 14%.
00:13:00.920 So when they want to catch drunk drivers, it's a very simple thing.
00:13:04.500 They go in the field, they look for drivers that are weaving, and they pull them over.
00:13:08.380 But when they want to do advanced publicity, and the idea of the checkpoint is 2,000 cars will go through it.
00:13:15.320 But even on the other side, their whole point is like people will see police presence.
00:13:19.680 They give them a little thing that says, hey, a deal, I can cost you 10 grand.
00:13:22.500 It's super dangerous.
00:13:23.680 Little statistics.
00:13:26.500 It's actually about education.
00:13:28.200 It's a deterrent.
00:13:28.880 It's a deterrent, right?
00:13:29.780 So then if you have a service like Mr. Checkpoint where I could reach literally millions of people just by clicking buttons and giving them the same information.
00:13:37.180 And then when Uber came along, I'm plugging them directly with Uber, showing 10,000 plus tracked rides through my referral links.
00:13:44.460 who's more effective at the end of the day
00:13:46.780 in getting people to make more responsible decisions.
00:13:49.220 Is it the checkpoint
00:13:50.060 or is it me even being able to promote the checkpoint?
00:13:53.380 My thought on it is that you promoting it
00:13:57.680 probably doesn't act as much of a deterrent
00:14:00.660 because there's an inherent risk
00:14:05.080 of driving through that checkpoint drunk.
00:14:08.800 Or by the way, you know, accidentally forgetting.
00:14:11.580 Like I've had times where I've been like,
00:14:12.760 oh, I know that.
00:14:13.220 and then you forget whatever the case right you promoting it people may read the material they
00:14:18.240 may still go out and drink i think a real deterrent is wow there is an actual there's an actual penalty
00:14:24.880 yeah i don't know if there's any real life implications to just awareness of the checkpoint
00:14:30.620 well that's what i mean he's saying though like statistically there is right as people will be
00:14:35.780 more there and so to touch on that is as i promote it like the response i got i could show you
00:14:41.700 literally like hundreds of messages that said, thank you for that alert. They'll send me photos
00:14:46.460 of them in their taxi, them in their, in their, uh, I mean, on the bus, getting a hotel. I mean,
00:14:51.740 every walking, you know, mothers against drunk drivers and police both agree that well-publicized
00:14:57.480 checkpoints, well-publicized checkpoints helps deter drunk driving by 20%. They're not saying
00:15:02.740 we're going to catch a bunch of drunk drivers because we do a bunch of checkpoints. No,
00:15:05.960 it deters the drunk driving so in nature its whole thing is about publicity and education
00:15:12.880 when i started promoting at la pd would literally at mr checkpoint i used to go on the radio every
00:15:18.740 friday and report all the checkpoints for the weekend i'm not like a psychic this is all public
00:15:23.240 information departments putting it on their blog it's just we're millennials and whatnot right
00:15:27.440 we don't know to we're not watching morning news at 8 a.m 6 a.m so for me it's like you're on
00:15:32.880 social media that's where the information should be gotcha so is it is it mostly uh checkpoint
00:15:38.560 stuff that you're doing or what what else are you and is this your full-time job are you fully
00:15:43.500 social media yeah uh i do some other stuff like with marketing and things like that but i would
00:15:49.180 say it's been like it started kind of as a passion project i was like putting full-time then i would
00:15:53.480 get distracted and do something else but it's always been in the background i've like funded
00:15:57.220 it completely myself the whole time it started as checkpoints but i also do like speed traps
00:16:02.120 and think about a speed trap so if i say a cop's hiding on sunset you know on the 405 freeway right
00:16:09.300 how many people will see that and slow down right like more people than he can catch hiding there
00:16:15.920 and giving them a ticket so what's more effective in public safety is it getting people to actually
00:16:21.980 like be more responsible slow down or is it getting them or is it generating revenue with
00:16:27.160 tickets. So you're talking about visibility as a deterrent, as opposed to actionable checkpoints
00:16:32.500 or speed traps, which I, which I, which I agree with. I think at police, I have your police
00:16:37.540 presence. We'll always get people to act better, you know, and to not fuck up. Right. A hundred 0.98
00:16:43.680 percent. What, what, uh, but I'm looking at your Instagram. It looks like you you're talking about
00:16:48.780 stuff. That's a lot more important than checkpoints on here. So what, so what's going
00:16:53.980 on with your what are your views here on this so it it really grew to something i guess like the
00:16:59.060 overall thing it's creating safer community through transparency accountability and knowledge 0.96
00:17:02.680 so the transparency is me saying look we all know fuck the police right i don't think people are born 0.99
00:17:08.160 like thinking i'll fuck police they're so bad right i think it's like they witness bad things 0.99
00:17:13.360 happen to them or their family or their friends and then have a feeling like damn the police did 0.99
00:17:17.800 this to my boy or what's the a what's the a so always okay so i change it to always film the
00:17:23.240 police because that's to me the most productive uh way to actually like expose good and bad cops
00:17:30.860 right if a cop does something good i think the community should know and do you think the
00:17:34.620 majority of cops out there are doing good like what's the what's the it's a tricky thing i have
00:17:40.680 a friend who's a cop and he told me just straight from his words he goes a third of us go because
00:17:46.040 we need a paycheck a third of us go because we were like bullied or were the bully and we want
00:17:50.640 to like get that steam off and do be kind of you know authoritative yeah and then a third of us
00:17:56.520 want to actually do good in the community how i look at it now it's a tricky thing because you
00:18:02.020 know i'll post a lot of these things of cops and someone say to me i want to be a cop now and do
00:18:05.680 good i want to be the good cop okay what happens though when your partner does something you know
00:18:11.180 is wrong and and you go even you're like i'm gonna tell him i'm gonna go tell the boss i'm
00:18:15.880 tell the superior and they go hey you didn't see that and that's the that is the attitude in the
00:18:21.580 police department is it's a total cover-up they protect each other at all costs I had an officer
00:18:27.100 tell me in uniform we were having lunch in Beverly Hills he's in his uniform and he tells me he's
00:18:33.200 like the only people that are held less accountable than us is the priests in church like that's his
00:18:40.220 metric of like see it's worse there i'm like how sick of you to say that when i don't have to go
00:18:46.440 to church right but you have to patrol my area like i'm paying you and that's that's the real
00:18:52.660 problem i have is like accountability for companies and priests and whatever i don't have to spend my
00:18:58.240 time there but at the end of the day the cops are in people's homes and areas and and in a sense
00:19:04.220 some are ruining people's livelihoods yeah do you have a inherent angst towards police like when you
00:19:10.200 when you see a cop what what do you feel oof it's yeah it's it's i'm super anxious i'll say anxiety
00:19:17.300 like if i'm holding the camera it's like shaky and i think like the reason i'm so passionate
00:19:22.480 about it is because i feel that so much and then i can only imagine like simply just the color of
00:19:28.420 my skin yeah yeah the cop pulling me over it doesn't really have a problem with me it's once
00:19:32.120 i start exercising my right i had a personal experience i was in santa monica officer is
00:19:37.580 like 9 30 at night so officers like how much i made a right on a red so total ticket you know
00:19:42.740 i've made a mistake wait what i mean i made a right on like a red but it said no right on red
00:19:47.300 not at that light yeah yeah not at that light so cop lights me up i start recording on my phone
00:19:52.540 i've like always just done that been recording on my phone many times like i get a ticket or
00:19:57.300 nothing but i delete the footage like no big deal but this particular night the officer's like
00:20:01.400 have you been drinking no are you on drugs no fall on my finger and then so in california you
00:20:07.060 don't legally have to do those tests to follow the finger walk the line balance on one foot all
00:20:12.920 that all those little acrobatic stuff so i say no i'm not gonna do that so long story short he ends
00:20:18.280 up basically saying you're gonna go to jail for dui and like where did you learn that he gets kind
00:20:22.960 of combative with me and uh he ends up having me come out of the car searches he says i'm drunk
00:20:30.480 driving too like multiple times in this little audio recording you know you're you're drunk
00:20:34.420 driving you're drunk driving i'm like all right and he ends up finding he does a search on my car
00:20:40.020 and finds oxycodone which was prescribed to me like 100 legit so i actually the whole time i'm
00:20:45.920 like i'm gonna go home because i'm gonna blow in the breathalyzer and that's it but once he
00:20:49.300 finds the pills which i forgot were even in the car he's like oh this guy's on oxycodone how can
00:20:54.400 he uh search your car it's like an inventory search so he was already like i'm gonna take
00:20:59.380 him to jail for dui oh you are so you're so at that point so what that's what that's called
00:21:03.860 technically is after so this is i was in the was addicted to drugs for a long time so i've dealt
00:21:09.320 with every single reason for a search whether it be reasonable cause whether it be me consenting
00:21:15.400 whether it be a warrant i've been through every single one of those kinds of searches so i'm
00:21:18.280 intimately understand how that works technically after you were detained if you were to find
00:21:23.800 something in that search it would be considered for the of the forbidden tree if it was a an
00:21:28.220 illegal search so it would have been thrown out right so he's detained you and actually gone into
00:21:32.300 your car without asking without reasonable cause without warrant correct right correct right so he
00:21:36.280 finds the pills and then i'm like you know the patrol car comes he was a motorcycle cop i'm like
00:21:41.200 where are we going i figured jail they say the hospital you're getting your blood taken
00:21:44.460 so i say okay so take my blood i spend the night in jail and you know three months later
00:21:51.260 i get the blood results back and i'm so it's clean so they never even file a dui against me
00:21:57.600 and i ended up taking my audio footage i got a lawyer and we sued the police department because
00:22:03.780 my my my uh my point of view was i was i spent a night in jail for exercising my right
00:22:10.720 and which is like what it says i mean he says your your bloodshot watery eyes slurred speech 0.88
00:22:15.500 pale face you know all like the police report just says i'm i'm just totally fucked up right 0.92
00:22:20.800 were you at all no so i so wait i why not just follow the finger dude that's a good question 0.86
00:22:27.000 Because my dad, growing up, he taught me about this thing called the hassle factor. 0.99
00:22:30.920 And sometimes you just got to suck it up because the hassle factor of what you went through that night just fucking sucks. 0.98
00:22:36.720 Like, at what point are you just being difficult? 0.98
00:22:39.560 So I think, and that's fair enough.
00:22:41.580 I think some people, right, they just want to go, like, follow their orders.
00:22:44.720 But for me personally, like, I'm a firm believer we have these rights.
00:22:48.240 And if not for exercising them, we lose them.
00:22:50.940 I really firmly believe that.
00:22:52.880 And I think, you know, I look at people exercise their rights with police in different situations, like truthfully, as like patriotic as possible, because those people are the one like we have these rights for a reason.
00:23:05.720 And so if people aren't holding the officers accountable, I mean, he wasn't even letting me know of my right.
00:23:12.000 And if people aren't holding them accountable, then who what rights do we even have?
00:23:16.660 Yeah, I asked that same question. I think that people walk this line between wanting to exercise their rights in order to protect them and also do what Logan has said. And so I've always in my life, whether it was when I was breaking the law or now when I'm not, done what Logan is talking about.
00:23:35.320 I, I just, if a cop comes up to me and says license registration, my first thought is
00:23:40.080 always officer good, you know, sorry to cause you any disturbance tonight.
00:23:44.500 Here's my license.
00:23:45.240 Here's my registration.
00:23:47.200 The re the, the good thing is, or the, the, the privilege thing for us is if we as white
00:23:55.120 people exercise our rights, we may get put in a cell for the night.
00:24:00.340 unfortunately a lot of other people don't have that same privilege and exercising your rights
00:24:06.720 puts you in the ground nowadays and so it's become a and we've and by the way i'm not going
00:24:12.700 to sit here and say that every police killing is unjust like i'm not every single story has a
00:24:19.520 different basis i've seen uh people running from the cops unarmed being shot in the back
00:24:26.580 not okay for any reason if the guy's moving away from you why are you firing on him for any reason
00:24:31.940 right and then you've seen some that are a little iffy and by the way another thing
00:24:35.720 it's really hard to sit here on a podcast for me at least and talk about those circumstances
00:24:42.540 like everybody wants to talk about what should have happened what should have been done differently
00:24:47.680 on both the uh accused side as well as the cop side and a lot of people don't have an understanding 0.94
00:24:55.520 of what those scenarios are really fucking like like some of these cops have had friends killed
00:25:00.600 in a line of duty it's 4 a.m on the side of a road in alabama a person that you're saying don't get 0.93
00:25:06.180 out of the car under any circumstance gets out of the car fast and moves with some motion it maybe
00:25:11.580 with their id it's such a scary world out there and so like i don't i never have been able to come
00:25:20.900 to any kind of solve for any of it it's just really tricky shit so my only solve because of 0.73
00:25:27.540 the dangers of not doing it has been to comply meaning sit there hands on the wheel cop comes 0.52
00:25:34.600 up it's the middle of the night license officer i'm going to reach very slowly for my license and
00:25:38.920 hand it to you and by the way i also spark up a conversation like this dude's doing his job me
00:25:42.980 too i just like i just don't want to deal with it like i got better things to do to be honest 0.98
00:25:47.240 like i don't give a fuck dude like do your job you want to be big boy for a second go for it 0.98
00:25:51.760 or not even big boy sometimes they're just do it i've always done with i've always i've always 0.99
00:25:56.000 done with the big boys there's a lot of i've seen even videos on your page where you know
00:26:00.860 situations are escalated for no reason where you you could just come you know it's not even
00:26:08.100 complying it's knowing your rights but don't yell don't combat and it's so hard to say that
00:26:13.340 when i'm not in that situation because if somebody there's blatant uh examples on your
00:26:19.500 feed of of officers approaching people who have done absolutely nothing wrong there was a new one
00:26:24.820 today i would be pissed too but it's like don't escalate that situation if you if you don't have
00:26:30.940 to yeah there's there was a new one today really quick of a guy you might be able to find it was
00:26:37.360 on twitter this guy who was just washing his car in front of his house and i think in in like texas
00:26:42.860 And the guy came up, a cop came up to him and said, you have a warrant in Alabama.
00:26:47.220 And the dude's like, I've never been to Alabama.
00:26:50.000 The guy's like, you're Quentin.
00:26:51.420 The guy's like, I'm not Quentin.
00:26:52.780 Like, that's not who I am.
00:26:54.160 And so like, I understand that guy.
00:26:56.720 He's in front of his family, in front of his home, washing his car.
00:26:59.160 And I understand that guy's frustration.
00:27:00.340 Like, how dare you come in my yard, arrest someone who's not, I'm not the person you
00:27:05.900 have the warrant for.
00:27:06.860 So I understand wanting to like turn around when they're trying to cuff you. 0.88
00:27:10.560 but honestly whether you're white black would like whatever the case get cuffed go to the 1.00
00:27:16.840 holding cell if you're able to record record and then if you can sue the living shit i don't you 0.99
00:27:23.660 know what i'm saying i don't know a scenario where like if true compliance is is followed 0.98
00:27:29.580 all the way through where like the really bad thing we've seen we've seen one case of it i'm
00:27:36.720 sorry there's probably been many cases but i've seen one in particular there is a mentally
00:27:43.040 handicapped black man on the ground playing with a toy truck he's deaf if i'm not he was deaf in
00:27:49.860 something in a park and his psychiatrist was there with him saying please do not shoot him it is a 0.65
00:27:57.080 toy he is complying they're on the ground literally that what has his hands up and the cop actually
00:28:04.280 shot the all right i rescind what i just said the cop shot the i believe shot the doctor or
00:28:10.440 aimed at the guy and shot the doctor or something i believe the cop was arrested though and that
00:28:15.980 makes me lose hope and everything find that story it okay so when police kill someone like let it's
00:28:21.300 literally one percent of cops who have killed someone are held accountable and a lot of those
00:28:26.620 instances the family was paid out could be millions of dollars for wrongdoing but no criminal right
00:28:32.720 Right. The cop's still an officer today or is transferred or whatnot.
00:28:38.180 I would say like, yeah, I'm extreme on this.
00:28:41.020 You know, I look at it as like people either deal with this every day and they can't speak up about it because they're literally dealing with it every day or people really don't know what's happening.
00:28:50.180 And so like I'm personally with Mr. Checkpoint trying to bridge that gap.
00:28:54.320 You know, I've seen to be OK.
00:28:56.420 So I always say AFTP, right?
00:28:58.280 i got a video in from a guy and he goes hey it was like 2 a.m i heard dogs barking he sends me
00:29:04.240 the video it shows a guy getting out of an suv and he's literally walking backwards like it's
00:29:10.740 on my page somewhere he's walking backwards with his hands over his head yeah and then the the cops
00:29:15.760 end up letting the dog bite the guy and beat him up okay the guy had like i was like 17 stitches
00:29:22.080 from the dog okay and he's a hundred percent walking backwards like listening to everything
00:29:27.300 i shared that video the guy i end up getting a message on facebook and it's like yo where is
00:29:33.800 that video from that's me i'm the one with the 17 stitches from that dog like i didn't know anyone
00:29:38.760 was recording this wow he was charged with resisting arrest okay i said why were you even
00:29:44.620 pulled over what was the situation oh they were looking for someone who did a robbery in the area
00:29:48.920 i wasn't the right guy so people are getting arrested right for resisting arrest when they
00:29:56.000 or was it obstructing an investigation what there shouldn't even have been an investigation i look
00:30:00.300 at like meek mill yeah he claims 19 years old right like cops said that he pointed a gun at him
00:30:05.780 right we know today if people are killed way faster for a phone than actually pulling a gun
00:30:12.420 out on another cop and so my whole thing is like someone like meek mill someone was on the corner
00:30:17.020 filming that interaction would he still today be dealing with that case right he says it didn't
00:30:22.980 happen as the cop said how much of this have you seen uh is it slowing down with the requirement
00:30:30.420 to have police with uh chest cams yeah no officers do have chest cams the thing with that is it's
00:30:37.180 they can be turned off they can be turned on they can be covered you notice cops can be standing
00:30:41.680 like this sometimes you know and and i don't trust personally so they can legally turn them off
00:30:47.360 it's definitely not it's probably not legal but like what if it's what they've never they've
00:30:52.660 never dies i've never in my life heard of an officer getting in trouble for not having the
00:30:57.320 camera on or off i've seen a lot of it where like afterwards like when it comes time to uh
00:31:02.940 jeez is this the video no that isn't it it would be down a bit but
00:31:08.320 yeah some of these are just uh it really isn't a the sad thing is is yeah i mean people are
00:31:16.800 getting harassed by well if you're saying a third how many police are there in the in the country
00:31:21.520 there's a million police so under yeah so a third of that police force potentially is in the police
00:31:28.980 force because they were bullied that's what that's what his friends right potentially i'm saying
00:31:34.520 potentially yeah i mean it could be that's a lot my uncle was an off was an officer i don't know
00:31:41.620 if he still is for uh new jersey police department and like you know people i do believe going with
00:31:49.660 good intentions but i think at some point you're either leaving or you're fired or you're joining
00:31:56.800 the boys in blue or the girls in blue and it becomes that like definitive line of protecting
00:32:02.560 one another and that's where i have the biggest problem because this isn't a people say me even
00:32:07.940 like what would you do in these instances like to be honest i respect officers in their position
00:32:13.220 so much like i'm not i wouldn't be a good cop i'm not saying i'm a cop or i want to be or anything
00:32:18.320 but i hold them to the highest standard of all time because they're paid by us to protect and
00:32:23.600 serve us how how much when you travel to other countries like i've been in sweden norway finland
00:32:30.960 a lot of places in europe like a lot of these police forces aren't making money from the people
00:32:38.180 as much as they are in the states is that true or what's your perspective on how the united states
00:32:44.060 no that's a good question i mean it's i've so i've been in like indonesia and traveling around
00:32:49.760 asia for the last six months and you know i i'd laugh because it's like we say we're the land of
00:32:55.100 the free america right we have more people in jail than china and india combined those are the
00:33:01.640 those two countries are much bigger than ours right so that's an interesting thing of like
00:33:06.540 how are we the land of the free when more people are in prison those people then can't vote right
00:33:10.540 there's like all these things stacked against those people are then becoming the system
00:33:13.760 forever right it was 10 years ago or more the you know it's a different thing like yeah the
00:33:21.820 cops in other countries or Mexico or whatnot, right?
00:33:24.380 They'll maybe pull you over.
00:33:25.620 You could pay them off, you know, right?
00:33:27.660 Like you do something wrong.
00:33:28.860 You just, you pay the officer.
00:33:30.620 People call that corruption.
00:33:32.480 To me though, they're not like beating up people
00:33:35.000 for no reason or, I don't know.
00:33:37.020 I see such different kind of police abuse
00:33:39.380 that is like seems comes in some ways a lot from racism
00:33:42.920 that I don't see in other countries.
00:33:45.960 Other countries, I think there's a corruption
00:33:47.360 of like the officer wants to make money.
00:33:48.960 He's not paid well,
00:33:49.840 but are they like shooting people and killing people like this not even close so what percentage
00:33:56.140 of that then comes to like gun laws and you know that's what that's what i'm thinking about right
00:34:02.440 now like i just think about how like deep of an issue this is that like it's not even as it feels
00:34:10.240 like it's not even as much about like police and and like policy and shit like that in the police
00:34:17.760 force it's more it feels like it's more of a systematic issue within this country and whether
00:34:23.540 it be racism whether it be gun ownership whether it be the way we just treat each other and how
00:34:30.660 on edge we are as americans and and just the way of life in this country i don't know what it is
00:34:35.840 and i think i just i don't feel like we're any closer to a solve than we ever have then either
00:34:43.240 do you know what i'm saying and also and another question i have too is are these this is another
00:34:47.440 big question that we hear all the time. And I think a lot of people on the right side use it
00:34:52.360 as a argument against there even being a problem, which there's a fucking problem, right? Is that, 0.98
00:34:59.100 is this happening more or are we just seeing more of it right now? Like have police, have police
00:35:03.980 killings gone up? Have police brutality cases gone up since let's say the eighties, or are we
00:35:08.460 just seeing more of it because of cameras and because of phones? Yeah. I think we're seeing it
00:35:14.540 because of phones i don't think it's necessarily like doing dramatic shifts and up or down
00:35:19.420 i just think right people are out there filming like you think of rodney king the only reason
00:35:24.760 that's so big is because there was footage of from the helicopter right but now that that kind
00:35:29.060 of footage is getting passed around every day all day so it brings up more in terms of this country
00:35:35.040 like the 13th amendment specifically that like outlawed slavery it says it mentioned slavery
00:35:40.960 that says, except you're, unless you're a criminal, basically, right?
00:35:45.060 It's giving you the right to continue slavery if you've done something wrong.
00:35:50.020 And then what do they do?
00:35:51.720 They make the people work for companies.
00:35:53.660 Like the whole thing is about.
00:35:54.940 And you're talking about people who go to prison, right?
00:35:57.600 People who go to prison, right?
00:35:58.660 They can.
00:35:59.100 Is it modern day slavery in a way?
00:36:00.740 I believe a hundred percent.
00:36:02.480 And I think they just use the system of the criminal justice system to like make it seem
00:36:08.280 legitimate and make it seem okay.
00:36:10.960 Um, there was another point, but yeah.
00:36:14.460 There's a film called The 13th Amendment on Netflix.
00:36:17.640 It's a documentary.
00:36:19.160 Yeah.
00:36:19.540 Yeah.
00:36:19.740 Super good.
00:36:20.100 Very good one. 0.99
00:36:20.920 The only legal slavery that still exists is in prison here in the United States.
00:36:24.620 What, uh, then what's.
00:36:25.720 It's a real good documentary called The 13th Amendment.
00:36:28.740 If I'm not mistaken, they were fighting, like many inmates were fighting the California fires.
00:36:34.440 Right.
00:36:34.540 And getting paid under a dollar.
00:36:35.960 You're right.
00:36:36.680 A day.
00:36:37.100 I think there's just there's also just so many different ways people look at every like once again it's just so many just quickly on this one point there's just so many opposing viewpoints there are a lot of people who would say and I'm not saying this just like a lot of the other stuff I said today there are a lot of people would say these are people who have broken the law yeah that's what's wrong with the rationale and but but but here's my then that's not me saying that here's my one immediate argument there are people still in
00:37:07.000 jail right now you know of all races who broke weed laws with a drug that is now pretty much
00:37:13.500 legalized in america there are people that are in jail for life i know for life um for breaking
00:37:20.040 marijuana laws that are now legal and it's like so i i i have a thought on that um because i agree 0.68
00:37:26.680 it's it's it's fucked up but also is it i'm i'm i go back and forth on this because indeed weed
00:37:34.520 is now illegal but it wasn't at a time so are should you just completely give way to the people 0.96
00:37:44.900 that still technically broke a law yeah like is it okay they should be pardoned i'm a believer in
00:37:51.580 breaking unjust laws like to me that's i think that's like the foundation of our country right
00:37:57.440 like there were laws there was crazy taxation boom they go to america because they want to feel
00:38:02.620 free don't you think that give and don't you give that think that gives too much power to the
00:38:06.720 individual to decide what and like like for example charles manson probably thought murder
00:38:11.320 was an unjust law you know what i'm saying and so like don't you think that gives too much power to
00:38:15.480 the individual to say ah you know what i'm not gonna fuck with that law because it doesn't seem 0.81
00:38:18.600 right to me no i think everything's within reason right but there's your but what i'm saying is your 0.70
00:38:24.000 reason is very different the reason why the tea party happened and the reason why people fought
00:38:29.240 against taxation without representation is because every single person knew that was wrong there are
00:38:35.240 a lot of people in this country who think you should still go to jail if you smoke a joint
00:38:39.300 right there are people in this jail who think if you don't put both their hands behind your back
00:38:44.540 when you're being handcuffed there's some people who think that's enough reason to be shot i don't
00:38:49.300 i don't but like we've got a lot of i think the disconnect in the country is one of the biggest
00:38:57.220 things that leads to all of the problems we have well that's why filming is such a huge thing like
00:39:01.720 if we didn't have these videos unfortunately like they i hate watching them yeah and they're
00:39:06.700 terrible horrible but if we weren't filming these police doing these things we wouldn't be talking
00:39:13.820 about it we wouldn't be able to have these conversations the the two things is so like
00:39:17.820 we talked about why is it like this right and how does it get better so why do we have laws right 0.94
00:39:21.760 we have laws because shit if i steal that i might go to jail right like maybe i shouldn't steal that 0.93
00:39:26.380 you think about the crime or the punishment yeah exactly my number one thing of why i think police 0.98
00:39:33.380 have this issue in our country is because they aren't held accountable that's and that's not
00:39:39.220 just like i'm not blaming police that's just it's a system of that i agree even when officers are
00:39:44.620 charged and there's or not charged but when there's like a hearing and there's a jury it's
00:39:49.580 rare the jury when it's filled with like older people that people believe cops right for decades
00:39:54.700 We've had a point of view and we've been fed a perception of police through whether it's cops, the TV show, the media, the newspapers. 0.92
00:40:02.040 It's it's particularly positive towards police officers.
00:40:06.100 Always. This is the first time just because it's actual transparency of people actually being able to show what's going on that.
00:40:14.340 They're like, oh, maybe this isn't like that. But when the officers don't get in trouble, why are they ever afraid not to do wrong?
00:40:21.200 that's that i think is your biggest point that so i had i had two friends when i lived back in
00:40:27.340 connecticut about probably 10 or so years ago they were driving it was about three in the morning
00:40:32.380 it was a friday night they were driving home everything was it was a normal night like there
00:40:35.860 it was a guy and a girl couple young couple probably 17 or 18 years old and a cop from
00:40:41.360 the neighboring city was driving back to the station lights off not light not sirens headlights
00:40:48.260 lights off in the middle of the night, driving, racing his friend in the cop car.
00:40:53.680 They pulled out at the light.
00:40:55.540 He went through the intersection, killed both of them.
00:40:58.360 He went on trial and I can't remember what he got, but similarly to what you're saying,
00:41:03.920 I think he got like a couple of years for like involuntary, whatever, right?
00:41:08.820 that blue line that they stand behind where you can do no wrong is I think the biggest problem
00:41:18.320 so you've got a cop that not in that case I'm talking about but you've got a cop who shot
00:41:22.260 someone in the back running away which is not lawful that was unarmed and you've then got his
00:41:29.640 captain the person that was there on the scene saying oh it didn't go down like that then video 0.94
00:41:34.580 comes out and it did go down like that all of that shit needs to stop and so i think people say 0.97
00:41:40.320 the best way to stop dirty cops is with good cops people need to be stepping up to protect the 0.99
00:41:47.520 position that deserves so much respect like i respect cops and the and the the danger they put 1.00
00:41:54.180 themselves in but fuck dirty cops bro who are giving a bad name to all the good ones well it's 0.99
00:41:59.760 like Zimmerman is still running around free right well and that wasn't a cop he wasn't a cop but that 1.00
00:42:05.840 was yeah right I mean it was still similar still like situation of bad happening and not being
00:42:10.840 accountable and it's uh he I mean that that's a story that's like still to to this day just blows
00:42:18.200 my mind crazy like how someone like that can get let off the hook and he said a lot he said a ton
00:42:24.200 after it too oh he's in he's in jail now he is but it wasn't for that it was for something else
00:42:30.200 he threatened someone else right yeah or something there was something else that's the thing is a lot
00:42:35.340 of these cops who do something wrong this isn't their first time you know the officer who put me
00:42:40.840 in jail where i i was ended up getting a 70 000 settlement from santa monica after you're always
00:42:46.340 cashing after three years okay so that makes it a little more worth it right yeah oh yeah
00:42:53.520 You probably got a couple of meals.
00:42:55.460 Did you get anything to eat in there?
00:42:56.700 I mean, 70K and some good food, bro.
00:42:59.060 It was actually expired cereal.
00:43:01.300 What cereal?
00:43:02.520 It looked like special K.
00:43:06.340 You're telling me that the cops gave you special K in jail? 1.00
00:43:10.020 Holy shit. 0.99
00:43:11.480 They couldn't give you like Reese's Puffs. 1.00
00:43:14.500 No, but that officer who did that, who, right?
00:43:17.680 Like the judge listened to my audience and goes,
00:43:20.980 what the officer said didn't happen, right?
00:43:23.140 Like, this didn't go down as he said.
00:43:25.880 This didn't go down as it is in the police report.
00:43:28.280 I'm not the first one.
00:43:29.360 Another guy got made $99,000 off this same cop, right?
00:43:33.440 These cops will have, and who knows how many.
00:43:36.100 And where does that money come from?
00:43:37.340 The city.
00:43:37.880 Yeah, the city.
00:43:38.700 But where does that money come from?
00:43:39.840 Us.
00:43:40.640 He paid himself.
00:43:42.340 Yeah.
00:43:42.560 Technically. 1.00
00:43:43.100 What the fuck, bro? 0.99
00:43:43.880 Okay, but where else is that money going to go? 1.00
00:43:46.220 It should come from.
00:43:46.580 Like, it's either going to go to more.
00:43:48.360 It should come from the police.
00:43:49.820 True.
00:43:50.240 Police power or back to the people.
00:43:51.960 where it should be in the first place.
00:43:54.440 Well, I don't know.
00:43:55.280 Technically, does it come from the police department?
00:43:57.460 No, it's literally the city.
00:43:59.380 So it's not that it might not be more police power.
00:44:02.580 It might be like a playground for kids.
00:44:04.520 You know what I'm saying?
00:44:05.620 I'd rather my boy ball out.
00:44:08.440 What did you spend that money on?
00:44:11.400 You got a moped, I bet.
00:44:12.580 You updated the Mr. Checkpoint app.
00:44:15.080 Honestly, yeah.
00:44:15.800 I've spent good money on Mr. Checkpoint.
00:44:18.380 Oh, really?
00:44:18.880 That's awesome.
00:44:19.540 I've put
00:44:20.540 yeah
00:44:21.380 I mean I've always had
00:44:22.440 on the side
00:44:22.900 so like any money
00:44:23.540 I've made
00:44:23.780 I've funded it
00:44:24.720 I used to like
00:44:25.240 send text messages
00:44:26.000 how old are you?
00:44:27.020 31
00:44:27.380 great age
00:44:28.540 yo Logan
00:44:29.280 you ever been arrested?
00:44:30.780 really?
00:44:31.920 I'm 34
00:44:32.320 or any run in?
00:44:34.380 I did not
00:44:36.300 did I?
00:44:37.260 it's not that
00:44:37.920 it's just
00:44:38.300 is this during Russia?
00:44:40.340 wait when is that?
00:44:41.220 just skip it
00:44:41.940 just skip all of it
00:44:42.980 for right now
00:44:43.540 why?
00:44:44.520 just can't talk about it
00:44:45.580 being arrested?
00:44:46.440 yeah
00:44:46.720 oh I just said I didn't
00:44:47.980 so we're probably alright
00:44:48.720 perfect
00:44:49.280 congratulations
00:44:50.540 there was
00:44:51.040 there was
00:44:52.380 there was a close call
00:44:54.780 let's hear about it
00:44:55.560 what happened
00:44:56.020 this could have been bad
00:44:57.960 alright mind you
00:44:58.880 not to brag
00:44:59.560 but in high school bro
00:45:00.520 uh
00:45:01.480 scholar athlete
00:45:02.840 like 4'7 GPA
00:45:04.260 football team
00:45:04.980 captain
00:45:05.360 running back 1.00
00:45:05.960 all that shit bro 1.00
00:45:06.860 I'm 18 years old 1.00
00:45:08.140 and I wanted to make
00:45:09.120 some money bro
00:45:10.280 cause mowing lawns
00:45:11.640 and doing all the
00:45:12.280 like landscaping 0.99
00:45:13.200 mulching and shit 1.00
00:45:13.980 is hard 1.00
00:45:14.640 yeah
00:45:15.440 and so I was like
00:45:16.560 what am I good at
00:45:17.560 and what do I like
00:45:18.560 I like animals and I like deer antlers and I'm a handyman.
00:45:23.980 I'm an artist.
00:45:24.620 So I would, 0.58
00:45:26.260 and I knew about this thing called weed.
00:45:28.400 Everyone was smoking weed in high school.
00:45:30.200 I was like,
00:45:30.700 yo,
00:45:31.640 what if I made bowls out of deer antlers?
00:45:35.280 So I would,
00:45:36.120 I would never heard this story.
00:45:38.760 Do you know this?
00:45:39.860 I would take,
00:45:40.700 I would take,
00:45:41.540 I would take my,
00:45:43.460 my drills and I would just drill into deer antlers and gorilla glue them
00:45:47.940 together and like make the pipe and everything and now you got this like oh oh yeah now now you
00:45:52.820 got these bowls out of deer antlers that's perfect for tobacco smoke yes yeah for tobacco but i really
00:45:57.460 was weed bro like i was i was i'd go and tell these i go to the kid's house i they'd be like
00:46:03.180 i'd be like try it out and they'd smoke and um i'm celebrating bro this is like the dark side
00:46:09.920 of logan ball i mean it's dope it's a dope side i didn't smoke i'm an entrepreneur bro
00:46:16.300 so and by the way i sold like two i made like 40 bucks total anyways anyways a girl smoked weed 0.99
00:46:21.920 out of one one day and i ended up taking it back home and a cop pulled me over i was like fuck 0.92
00:46:25.220 he's like do you have any uh drugs or alcohol any weed i was like no sir he's like i have my dog in 0.98
00:46:31.480 my car uh try to get the dog so he can sniff because if you're lying to me you're going to
00:46:35.680 jail i was like nope no sir i really didn't didn't think twice about it and then when i got home i
00:46:40.980 realized remnants of the girl's weed was in the tobacco or the the bowl that i had made in the
00:46:48.340 uh in the glove box and i asked my dad i was like yo do you think the dog would have like
00:46:52.140 smelled a little bit he's like yeah yeah for sure yeah it's so weird how cops god bro we'll throw
00:46:58.020 that in like yo i got my dog you making sure you're not lying well i also thought why do you
00:47:02.200 have to say that dude like well because well because were you giving him lip well like i was
00:47:07.040 positive that I didn't have
00:47:09.480 weed on me. Why did he
00:47:11.420 get so aggressive with you? Because he's like, I'll go get
00:47:13.540 my dog. I was like,
00:47:14.760 no. But I was like, no, that's
00:47:17.500 fine. I was so nonchalant about it.
00:47:19.420 He probably believed me. Or he didn't have a dog
00:47:21.620 in the back. He was bluffing.
00:47:24.340 It's just weird, though, that
00:47:25.360 cops try to incriminate
00:47:27.620 you. Instead of like, why aren't they pulling
00:47:29.460 you over? Just making sure everything's
00:47:31.600 good. Well, listen, I mean, what's their job?
00:47:33.080 No, it's not their job. It's not their job
00:47:35.500 to try to incriminate people.
00:47:36.660 No, not to incriminate falsely,
00:47:38.400 but I will say this,
00:47:39.180 and at the end of the day- 0.99
00:47:39.840 But they do that all the fucking time. 0.99
00:47:41.720 I got it, 0.99
00:47:42.280 but what I'm saying is this.
00:47:44.580 The Wolf of Wall Street job
00:47:46.400 is to sell stocks.
00:47:47.880 He would say to someone,
00:47:49.340 I'm telling you, man,
00:47:50.620 this one's going through the roof, 0.99
00:47:52.140 and some poor schmuck 0.98
00:47:53.380 would bet their mortgage on it, 1.00
00:47:54.500 lose their fucking house, right? 1.00
00:47:55.540 But he would still get paid. 1.00
00:47:57.020 Cops have to hit a quota.
00:47:58.860 I'm not saying that's right, 0.99
00:47:59.880 but they're supposed to hit
00:48:00.900 this many speeding tickets,
00:48:02.200 this many arrests, whatever. 0.97
00:48:02.960 Yeah, that's fucked up too, though. 0.94
00:48:03.840 i hate that quotas do exist and they exist and and even more so where i'm from or just close 0.97
00:48:10.000 where i'm from in new york city we have uh stop and stop and frisk stop and frisk and so like
00:48:16.180 you're walking down the street and they say is this what's the deal with stop and frisk right
00:48:20.220 now is it still i think they could have stopped it like put an end to it but is it still going
00:48:25.220 right now i think their people are experiencing so they come they come up to you and they say
00:48:29.100 hey how you doing today we have we like to frisk you right i mean it's that easy for no reason and
00:48:36.200 they're legally able to do it and actually i'm glad you mentioned that because you're like why
00:48:40.600 why care so much or why exercise the right right they use dui checkpoints specifically to allow
00:48:47.500 stop and frisk look how effective you know it is to violate people's rights when they're driving
00:48:52.060 let's try that word now right right now let's do it and yeah it's it's a slippery slope they just
00:48:57.560 start using justification to slowly lose more and more and more of your rights that's but that is
00:49:02.560 now like that a lot of that kind of stuff started popping up after 9-11 and and listen like i don't 0.73
00:49:09.540 want to apply any that most of the shit that we're talking about today because it's very not 0.59
00:49:13.460 terrorism focused but technically we are at war you know we have a there's a terrorism problem 0.89
00:49:19.680 in this country and so in in major cities i think if things get a little gray and a little blurry
00:49:26.360 because we have a major problem here.
00:49:29.920 You know what I'm saying?
00:49:30.580 And I think that there's a-
00:49:31.900 We kind of have a problem,
00:49:33.320 but I don't think there's a real problem.
00:49:35.500 I don't think it's as major as you're saying either
00:49:37.240 because if you think about how many school shootings
00:49:41.000 or bad things are happening,
00:49:42.700 most of them are,
00:49:44.420 and I would love to see the staff, 1.00
00:49:46.460 but they're Americans. 0.98
00:49:47.420 They're white men.
00:49:48.780 And I think it's 82 people 0.95
00:49:52.200 were killed in mass shootings last year, right?
00:49:54.760 Cops killed at least 900 people last year.
00:49:59.680 I think it's 1100.
00:50:00.780 But they shot 900.
00:50:02.400 How many?
00:50:03.580 1164.
00:50:04.720 What's the problem then, right?
00:50:06.540 Like mass shootings, 82 people were killed.
00:50:09.500 Cops killed 1,000 plus people.
00:50:11.960 And my thing is this, like some people, I'll share a video, right?
00:50:14.820 Of cops beating someone up.
00:50:16.540 And a comment I'll get is, well, what happened before, right?
00:50:19.520 What did they do?
00:50:20.480 Whatever.
00:50:21.000 I'm not interested in any of that personally.
00:50:23.020 i find there's never an excuse for excessive force at the same time it's not a cop's job to
00:50:30.280 be the jury judge and executioner right every person that the cop arrests every single time
00:50:35.780 every person is innocent until proven guilty right that's part of our country yeah so when
00:50:41.260 they're shooting them are they technically shooting innocent people well so there's sometimes 0.94
00:50:45.960 There are times where shit gets tricky because, listen, for example, if you've got a black SUV barreling down Main Street, 95 miles an hour, trying to get away from the cops, and they're entering a school zone, and there's 52 kids crossing the street, is it okay for the cop to pull out his AR out of the cruiser and start firing shots downrange at the SUV? 0.98
00:51:11.840 Probably not. 0.99
00:51:12.980 Why?
00:51:13.120 Probably not.
00:51:13.520 But then think about it.
00:51:14.300 you're now being the judge, jury, and execution
00:51:17.480 on the 52 kids crossing the street.
00:51:20.880 I don't, okay.
00:51:21.880 As opposed to someone who not might be innocent, 0.99
00:51:26.820 someone who's breaking the fucking law. 0.99
00:51:28.380 Like now you're driving, what if it's a stolen car? 1.00
00:51:31.980 He's driving, he's not stopping for police.
00:51:34.200 Okay, there's a lot of-
00:51:36.140 All right, what ifs?
00:51:37.480 Every circumstance has this amount of what ifs.
00:51:39.980 But I'm saying, fact, and also-
00:51:41.460 Not every, but a lot, a lot.
00:51:43.240 Take the kids in the school out of the equation.
00:51:45.240 You've got a person driving a stolen vehicle.
00:51:47.560 Happens L.A. every single day.
00:51:50.480 What is the right course of action when that person is driving always in a way that could harm other people?
00:51:57.340 What do you do as a cop?
00:51:59.440 I didn't go to the academy.
00:52:01.040 I just know this.
00:52:01.900 When a cop kills someone, I expect that that cop's life was endangered.
00:52:06.400 All right.
00:52:06.780 There's chases all the time.
00:52:07.980 What about citizens?
00:52:09.240 no i don't think that i i don't i don't know that's exact scenario to be honest really like
00:52:15.760 i haven't seen that exact thing but what i'll say is we're talking about mass shooters and
00:52:19.260 white men right you could pull up images of all those mug shots of those mass shooters
00:52:23.940 they don't look like this yeah right this was a 19 year old who got this like can't even open up
00:52:30.680 one of his eyes right and so what happened before how do they get mass shooters looking perfect in
00:52:38.260 a mugshot that doesn't make sense to me there's obviously guns on the premise they obviously just
00:52:42.780 killed a ton of people how come those guys always are walking out you know totally fine here i'm
00:52:47.980 showing videos stolen car so what at the end of the day it's innocent until proven guilty i don't
00:52:54.120 care what the officer thinks seen done did his research we have a process and i'm very strict
00:53:00.880 on that and and keeping it that way and it's not the officer's job to hand out punishment i just
00:53:06.140 think I just think I just think there's cars going down a street like that if people are
00:53:10.720 shooting guns out a window even if it's meant for good they could miss right so the reason I
00:53:15.500 said I'm not sure is I've seen an officer recently shooting out his window oh my god and I saw that
00:53:20.640 crazy crazy that's not safe that's actually insane right so that guy's been watching
00:53:26.540 playing too much GTA or something he shot through his windshield well driving right 70 he's like I
00:53:33.200 shooting at what at a car in front of them so he's chasing the car down shoots out his windshield
00:53:38.440 and just blasting shots gta3 and down the street bro and they have crazy you can pull it up pull
00:53:44.800 it up literally he asks his partner like give me another nine shoots through loads it in shoots
00:53:50.880 more dude these guys are watching too many movies bro they need to just chill out oh my god just go
00:53:57.880 forward a little bit.
00:54:00.480 Charlie Ford.
00:54:01.740 Is he? I don't...
00:54:03.260 Yeah, it's a little bit further up.
00:54:06.120 It's like towards the end, I think.
00:54:12.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:54:12.780 What the fuck? 1.00
00:54:13.820 No hands on the wheel. 1.00
00:54:15.680 This is real?
00:54:17.660 There's a truck right there, dude.
00:54:20.780 What?
00:54:21.700 Oh, he unloads many clips.
00:54:23.420 Oh, my God. No hands on the wheel.
00:54:25.920 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:54:26.780 This dude's a G, bro. 1.00
00:54:29.440 I don't know how to...
00:54:30.300 No, he's not a G.
00:54:31.480 Not a G.
00:54:31.760 I don't know what to call that.
00:54:33.160 Did he get in trouble for this?
00:54:34.620 Yeah.
00:54:35.360 I think so.
00:54:36.160 Oh, my God.
00:54:37.540 I can't believe that. 1.00
00:54:39.240 Holy shit. 1.00
00:54:40.220 I mean, this is irresponsible on all... 1.00
00:54:42.580 Bro, there's a pet right there.
00:54:43.920 Yeah, that quality's pretty good, though, honestly.
00:54:46.100 It is.
00:54:46.640 That's a good video.
00:54:47.680 That's their...
00:54:48.240 Yeah, his body cam. 1.00
00:54:49.820 Holy shit. 1.00
00:54:50.220 Holy shit. 1.00
00:54:51.240 Did he kill this guy? 1.00
00:54:52.320 I had to.
00:54:53.000 I don't even...
00:54:54.140 Whoa.
00:54:55.080 Dude. 0.98
00:54:55.480 what it's like seeing stuff like that it's like damn bro there are cops on the road that should 0.59
00:55:00.880 not be that's like that becomes scary man and i feel like if i get anxiety and i put myself 0.94
00:55:08.660 well that's why we get anxiety bro it could be i think the majority of the police that
00:55:13.800 are approaching your vehicle have that energy too like we see these videos like
00:55:20.080 yeah i just i just my whole thing is like you know when you go i'm telling you when you go to
00:55:25.620 other countries like when you go to finland and you go to norway where police are taken care of
00:55:30.360 through taxes like there's no quotas like you this isn't happening yeah but i could not yeah
00:55:36.000 but i could say that's i could go the opposite way with like mexico and columbia where the cops
00:55:40.600 are like literally hanging right okay so they don't have yeah they don't have there's so much
00:55:45.460 corruption of course but i'm just all i'm saying is it goes both ways but listen but those are two
00:55:49.800 different much different ways because you have one country who has really smart well thought out
00:55:57.040 meticulous laws in place i.e nordic countries and then you have central american countries who don't
00:56:03.800 have any laws those are two different stories also how much that has to do with like man everyone's
00:56:09.300 just so happy in finland dude like they're just like they're just like of course of course it
00:56:13.440 You know when they see each other, do you know what they do?
00:56:15.580 They rub each other's noses, bro, like this.
00:56:19.740 They don't do that at all. 0.99
00:56:20.680 All the girls, whatever.
00:56:21.380 I'm sorry if you're in Finland. 0.97
00:56:22.300 That's a shitty fucking idea of what happened, but the girls are beautiful. 1.00
00:56:25.840 They got clean drinking water. 1.00
00:56:27.840 I don't know.
00:56:28.520 Well, I think what I'm saying is I think it's interesting to look at those countries and say, hey, could we adopt some of that?
00:56:36.280 Could we take away quotas?
00:56:37.420 Do you think taking away quotas and taking away these things is like—
00:56:40.500 technically as far as i understand it they're not publicly supposed to be occurring it's yeah
00:56:45.800 that's not that's supposed to be like taboo like another thing just with checkpoint and what i've
00:56:50.220 been doing and it has to do and i i got you guys oh my god dude you got ten dollars each for you
00:56:57.960 no please do not charlie rocket me bro thank you so much you brought gifts for everybody why you 0.71
00:57:02.760 give us 30 dollars so basically for meters and shit yeah so i fill people's meters like i've
00:57:08.540 been doing it even before checkpoint this is awesome i'm gonna do this and it's my belief 0.52
00:57:12.400 that the number one thing so i think it's wrong right we pay taxes why are we having to re-rent
00:57:16.880 parking spaces and then the penalty's crazy right 70 bucks people you know if you make minimum wage
00:57:22.660 you can't afford a 70 ticket it's literally i had it's sad because i knew a girl she got like
00:57:28.520 two tickets couldn't pay her car got towed and within like three months this girl was on the bus
00:57:33.120 because of parking tickets like imagine how hard life is at that point now she's taking the bus 0.60
00:57:38.520 everywhere she can't get she can't afford to get the car back out so i mean parking tickets in la 0.94
00:57:44.260 major cities and like i've sometimes lived literally like in front of the meters and whatnot
00:57:50.100 so i've always filled them up and my thing is like for literally a quarter if you can save someone
00:57:55.780 70 i don't know a bigger return you can have for helping someone else really like in a minute it
00:58:03.220 takes three three seconds and so you know people send me videos now all the time and they're like
00:58:07.300 you know i just paid a bunch of people's meters somebody did it for us the other day they said
00:58:11.760 uh they what was the note he said uh meter was it an insurance number one podcast didn't they
00:58:17.660 oh yeah yeah see dude that's real though right like 10 cents 25 cents 70 buck ticket let's put
00:58:27.040 all these in the yeti and then and then so when we see people's red and if this one side note is
00:58:32.620 fat meal at sales.
00:58:35.080 Fat sales. 1.00
00:58:36.640 Shut up, fat sales. 1.00
00:58:37.580 You just give us 30 bucks, bro. 1.00
00:58:39.140 Oh, you're going to eat?
00:58:39.940 No, no, no, no, no.
00:58:40.780 You're going to eat with my coins, bro?
00:58:42.460 I'm just kidding.
00:58:43.960 Should you see me later
00:58:45.140 in Buffalo Chicken Cheese Fries?
00:58:46.860 I'm like, y'all, 50 cents.
00:58:47.940 I can't remember the last time
00:58:49.000 I had a quarter in my hand.
00:58:50.240 Like, truly.
00:58:51.300 So this is great.
00:58:52.480 Can I ask you a question?
00:58:53.560 What if I have these in the car
00:58:56.140 and I get pulled over
00:58:57.040 and they say that
00:58:57.760 this could be used as a weapon
00:58:59.220 and I get arrested
00:59:00.280 and go to jail because of you?
00:59:01.440 Make sure you're filming
00:59:01.740 and you'll get a settlement i got someone so so what are what are the solutions what can we do
00:59:09.240 as american people to come together like there's people like colin kaepernick who are crushing it
00:59:14.740 like with know your rights you know they're and yourself you're promoting all of these uh this
00:59:21.140 this awareness is there more to the awareness i think it's um just being mindful that this is
00:59:27.660 actually occurring and for me like look i somewhere when i go when i like move around
00:59:32.260 i've always early places so if i personally right if i see cops have someone pulled over i do get
00:59:37.740 like we'll pull over and record i don't expect people to do that but there are people who dm
00:59:41.420 me like how can i be part of this movement i'm like this is what i do if you like are into doing
00:59:45.880 this kind of thing you film the police always film them all the viral footage it's someone
00:59:50.840 filming them sometimes they're in the car sometimes they're in the cut sometimes i feel i filmed the
00:59:55.020 fight one time cop pulled the taser out on me i'm not gonna lie wait what yeah because you were 0.86
01:00:00.660 filming yeah he said i'm gonna fucking tase you because he said i was too close send me that 0.98
01:00:04.980 video i don't i just have some i might have it i might have a video just now he said i'll fucking 0.99
01:00:12.140 tase you step back i was like bro i just was filming because it was my boy it was my boy was 0.93
01:00:16.340 on the ground why would he tase you uh because i was too close when he was arresting the people
01:00:21.340 and so like they want space so they can
01:00:23.280 perform their arrest I guess which I don't know
01:00:25.440 maybe that's fine
01:00:26.140 I can't even post this video I just
01:00:29.460 got it's literally 0.98
01:00:30.600 it's a cop jerking off in his car 0.99
01:00:33.180 you're lying like I can't even share that 0.99
01:00:35.500 oh no like someone
01:00:37.400 literally said you like if you zoom in you can
01:00:39.300 act like it's crazy like 0.85
01:00:41.300 oh my god I saw his wiener 0.97
01:00:43.820 oh no
01:00:45.040 I mean I can't even share it
01:00:47.640 we saw a cop's wiener
01:00:49.720 we've talked
01:00:50.580 I do want to say this.
01:00:52.200 I'm zooming in.
01:00:53.480 Why are you still looking at the wiener?
01:00:55.600 I don't want to see what's happening.
01:00:56.520 I'm looking at the wiener.
01:00:58.660 Oh, my God.
01:00:59.760 It's wrong.
01:01:00.640 So, like, I have to go.
01:01:02.280 Look away, man.
01:01:03.380 Why did you keep looking at the wiener?
01:01:05.220 Because I looked at it for a good, solid 30 seconds.
01:01:06.660 I was looking at his technique.
01:01:07.700 I was looking at his technique, not the wiener.
01:01:09.120 How was the technique?
01:01:09.940 It was weird.
01:01:10.700 He was vibrating. 1.00
01:01:11.580 Fuck. 1.00
01:01:12.300 He wasn't going up and down. 1.00
01:01:13.600 That's messed up.
01:01:14.320 Look out.
01:01:14.660 You should not be on the streets for that.
01:01:16.520 You should not be on the streets.
01:01:17.500 For that reason alone, I don't want him in the public support.
01:01:19.960 We have talked about this in the past.
01:01:22.340 Sometimes you need to rub one out at work.
01:01:24.800 People do it.
01:01:25.640 But let me, let me listen.
01:01:27.200 All right.
01:01:27.580 Did we ever say that?
01:01:29.320 We didn't never talk about that.
01:01:30.660 We talked about, oh, watching pornography at work with one of the guests.
01:01:35.420 Someone find it, please, and put it on Twitter.
01:01:39.340 And like that is, it brings me to a point.
01:01:41.680 Like, I do want to say this, like police, it is at the end of the day, a job.
01:01:46.420 Like they're working a job, right? 0.67
01:01:47.980 To your point, it's a very important job, but there's always going to be some fuck-ups at the job.
01:01:55.120 I think that's disrespectful to their position to say it's just a job. 0.83
01:01:58.960 Well, no, no, no, no.
01:01:59.880 They work for us.
01:02:01.900 They're servants, public servants.
01:02:03.760 Well, listen, so do our senators, so does our president, so do all of those people work for us. 1.00
01:02:10.080 And there's a lot of fucked-up shit going on. 1.00
01:02:11.880 All I'm trying to say is I'm not trying to take any skin off it. 1.00
01:02:15.060 I'm not trying to take any skin off their dicks on this one, dude. 0.99
01:02:17.440 They're already doing that themselves. 1.00
01:02:20.780 But I'm just saying, bro, like, I hate...
01:02:24.040 He was going like this, bro.
01:02:24.820 He was like this.
01:02:26.860 It was really weird.
01:02:30.000 He's got a lot of skin in the game, bro. 1.00
01:02:34.160 Fuck. 1.00
01:02:34.920 What a rookie, bro. 1.00
01:02:37.040 The video was taken over a fence.
01:02:39.100 Right.
01:02:39.480 So he posted up next to a fence and just hoped no one peeked their head over it.
01:02:43.100 Do you think he got busted?
01:02:46.240 Oh!
01:02:46.600 No he
01:02:47.600 Yeah
01:02:48.420 Facts
01:02:49.320 I don't know
01:02:51.620 I wonder if he got busted 1.00
01:02:52.780 Text me bitch 1.00
01:02:54.320 Do cops like you? 1.00
01:02:56.280 Do cops like you?
01:02:57.200 Are they generally
01:02:57.760 Like
01:02:57.980 When you start filming
01:02:59.560 When they start
01:03:00.360 You start filming
01:03:01.380 And they pulled you over
01:03:02.480 For something
01:03:02.940 Are they like 1.00
01:03:03.360 It's one of these fucking guys 1.00
01:03:04.600 Who knows all his rides 1.00
01:03:05.660 Who's filming me
01:03:06.520 With a camera
01:03:07.180 So for me
01:03:08.360 I don't
01:03:08.860 The cops
01:03:09.780 Like
01:03:10.260 When I'm pulled over
01:03:11.540 Specifically
01:03:12.460 Like I'm never
01:03:13.620 Holding the camera
01:03:14.400 The cop never knows
01:03:15.280 I'm filming
01:03:16.240 And also like one thing I just I think is important to know is like I always have a lock screen.
01:03:21.200 You know, if you have facial recognition, the thumbprint, like they can get in your phone.
01:03:27.140 And there's if they get a warrant because like, I don't know, anything happens right now, they can get in your phone and see what you might not want them to see.
01:03:34.080 If you have a passcode lock only and you swipe right like from the iPhone, you know, and you record, even if the cop gets it, deletes it, it's in your recently deleted.
01:03:42.940 My reason saying is when I've been pulled over and I'm recording,
01:03:45.460 the officer never knows.
01:03:46.900 When I'm in the street, Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, LAPD is pretty huge.
01:03:52.000 They know who I am at this point.
01:03:53.540 And yeah, do I see them like tidy up and not freaking in what I think,
01:03:58.560 like what they would have done?
01:04:00.120 Don't do?
01:04:00.700 Yeah, I see that.
01:04:01.700 And whether they like me or not, I think they should love me.
01:04:05.360 I told them like this, like, I'm not paid by anyone to make sure you do your job
01:04:09.340 or your brothers and sisters don't give you a bad name.
01:04:12.140 If I go to them and say, look what this cop did.
01:04:14.180 He did bad stuff.
01:04:15.000 Shouldn't they be thankful?
01:04:15.980 Do you ever worry about that hat being taken as something it's not?
01:04:20.880 So what are they going to do?
01:04:22.560 I mean, we know what they might do.
01:04:24.960 Like, do you ever worry about that? 1.00
01:04:26.140 Like, you have a hat on that says potentially always fuck the police. 0.99
01:04:29.300 Like, I know you say it's filmed the police, but maybe you also have a hat that potentially says lick anuses. 1.00
01:04:36.920 Here's the thing.
01:04:38.380 I do that.
01:04:39.420 And that's what this does mean.
01:04:40.640 but nonetheless it's not illegal 0.99
01:04:42.420 it's not illegal to say fuck the police 0.99
01:04:45.280 it's not illegal to flip an opera 0.97
01:04:47.000 but what I'm saying I probably might not get 0.99
01:04:49.220 beat up for eating ass okay 0.99
01:04:50.580 you might get beat up 1.00
01:04:53.160 for saying fuck the cops dude 1.00
01:04:54.560 or plugged 1.00
01:04:55.920 or busted on
01:04:59.140 like that cop
01:05:01.220 might find you walking on the street and just whack it off
01:05:03.140 that's wild
01:05:04.380 is that the craziest thing you've seen
01:05:07.440 that's the only
01:05:09.200 you just got that today
01:05:10.280 no like
01:05:11.100 and I'm like
01:05:11.880 how do I post this
01:05:12.960 like can I
01:05:14.000 like
01:05:14.320 that's like
01:05:14.780 it'll go viral
01:05:16.280 yeah but
01:05:17.160 why did you blur the wiener
01:05:18.260 because then it's
01:05:19.280 like
01:05:19.780 it might not be real
01:05:21.140 dude I feel like
01:05:22.020 but you've been thinking
01:05:23.300 about it for so long
01:05:24.020 I feel like if you
01:05:24.800 just posted
01:05:25.620 that's going viral
01:05:27.040 no no no
01:05:27.720 I feel like if you just post
01:05:29.300 it'll be a major load
01:05:30.360 off your plate
01:05:31.020 I mean dude
01:05:36.120 just
01:05:36.320 no
01:05:36.760 hey can we
01:05:38.020 what i was gonna do facts but producer dylan is
01:05:43.460 question mark does uber save lives and money
01:05:48.900 that's what we just got riled up for yeah i think so i mean yeah i think they allow people to get 0.86
01:05:56.320 home responsibly easily safely like i said my shit sent tens of thousands of people safely to 0.68
01:06:02.920 uber and lyft where they've gotten free rides and whatnot i've like i like worked with uber in 0.79
01:06:06.560 2013 referral fees in 2013 i had a real job a real uh relationship with them yeah now it might
01:06:13.540 be i don't even i don't promote i mean everyone has it there's not like new users you're sending
01:06:17.280 to uber well they are people there's a fight between uber and lyft you might want to talk
01:06:21.100 to manager jeff brother might be something going there let's do it or if you know someone who has
01:06:25.280 even more experience or maybe in the tv world or something like that you can find to help you
01:06:29.760 take uber or lyft when you're drunk let's do facts okay i want to do some facts spencer's got facts
01:06:33.800 Speaking of Uber.
01:06:35.600 Facts. 0.99
01:06:36.280 Shut up and drive. 0.98
01:06:37.820 Uber's quiet option for silent riders. 0.99
01:06:40.860 Wow.
01:06:41.120 So now.
01:06:42.840 This is revolutionary. 0.97
01:06:44.440 Thank you so fucking much. 0.93
01:06:46.420 This is big. 0.94
01:06:47.320 This is happening right now?
01:06:49.120 Yeah.
01:06:49.480 It's like a box you check before or after.
01:06:51.420 Facts.
01:06:52.180 They have a quiet preferred option.
01:06:54.520 That's good.
01:06:55.320 So, yeah.
01:06:56.040 I don't know if it's after.
01:06:58.320 It just says you can select a quiet preferred option.
01:07:01.380 Can we talk about this?
01:07:02.560 How many times?
01:07:03.020 Let's not talk about it, even though I brought it up.
01:07:04.780 What do you think we're doing, dude?
01:07:06.240 Let's talk about it.
01:07:07.640 Can you...
01:07:09.440 What were you saying?
01:07:13.200 When you say, can we talk about it,
01:07:14.680 and then you have nothing to say,
01:07:16.160 what's the general thought process?
01:07:17.780 You threw me off with your combative statement.
01:07:19.940 Please, tell me.
01:07:21.620 When he brings it up,
01:07:22.860 you can talk about it.
01:07:24.080 I'm just curious.
01:07:24.920 When he brings it up, why do you feel necessary to go,
01:07:27.820 can we talk about it?
01:07:29.100 He's a gentleman and a scholar.
01:07:30.180 I wasn't asking him
01:07:33.500 I was asking you man
01:07:34.800 Because I don't want to start talking about it
01:07:36.900 That's the only thing you're supposed to do
01:07:40.000 Is talk about it
01:07:41.000 Alright so tell me a story
01:07:43.400 Tell me what's going on with your Uber experience
01:07:45.600 I was just going to say
01:07:46.600 Sometimes you get in the car
01:07:48.620 And the Uber driver's like
01:07:50.960 Hey man how's your day man where you from
01:07:52.320 Tell me where you're from
01:07:53.720 And you're like well I'm from the east coast
01:07:55.640 Great place been there been there
01:07:57.160 Jersey New York
01:07:58.460 i had a guy talking to me yesterday about like he was so stoked that the star wars movies are
01:08:04.300 coming out like they just announced all these deals starts talking about it i get on a phone
01:08:07.980 call for 20 minutes i hop off and he's like oh yeah did you also see the writers of game of
01:08:13.380 thrones they're gonna be producing i'm like oh no dude why are you so jacked about this first off
01:08:18.120 second off if you can't talk about it if you carry headphones with you for every uber drive you're a
01:08:23.380 smart person because then at any point and you cut then but then you're also on that same token 0.99
01:08:28.920 then you're also this like asshole who just is like he's having a conversation like tell me about 0.99
01:08:33.400 your sister how old is she like what does she do for work and you just start listening like 1.00
01:08:37.600 smashing pumpkins or some shit yep all right so to bring that full circle i think it's best to 0.99
01:08:42.420 actually shut up when you're in the cop car or with the cops just forget who they're driving 0.97
01:08:47.140 you around as well and i'll just add that like they are never your friend and anything you say 0.81
01:08:52.360 can be used against you
01:08:53.760 and nothing you say
01:08:54.540 that you think
01:08:55.360 will get you out of it
01:08:56.400 will ever be mentioned
01:08:57.400 in your quirky.
01:08:58.200 Hold on a sec,
01:08:58.880 question. 1.00
01:08:59.560 What if you're a girl 1.00
01:09:00.820 and you're in the back 0.97
01:09:02.220 of that cops
01:09:03.540 that you just showed us
01:09:04.480 the video of car
01:09:05.520 and you say something
01:09:06.860 along the lines of,
01:09:08.380 boy,
01:09:08.640 I sure am feeling frisky.
01:09:10.280 Like,
01:09:10.700 do you think
01:09:10.960 that might help you?
01:09:12.080 No comment.
01:09:14.120 All right,
01:09:14.380 all right,
01:09:14.640 I got one more fact.
01:09:15.740 I got one more fact.
01:09:16.380 This one's really-
01:09:17.320 I want to speak on it.
01:09:18.060 I want to speak on it.
01:09:19.140 This fact was,
01:09:20.480 Logan,
01:09:20.860 what's-
01:09:21.400 I've had a lot of problems with this.
01:09:23.320 Some Uber drivers just don't shut up.
01:09:25.380 I'm actually impressed because if they're doing it with me,
01:09:27.980 I know they're doing it with everyone, with every rider.
01:09:31.160 Who has that kind of vocal wherewithal and power to do that all day?
01:09:35.820 And with vlogging specifically, bro, like when I was daily vlogging,
01:09:39.020 you know, I'd get in the car.
01:09:41.780 By the way, when my schedule was like clockwork,
01:09:43.660 I'd get in the car for the vlog.
01:09:45.600 I'd be like, yo, what's up, dude? 0.94
01:09:46.560 Uber driver's like, hey, man, it's fucking great.
01:09:48.800 I'd have like a fun banter for the vlog. 0.98
01:09:51.040 put the camera down
01:09:52.340 vlog mode is off bro
01:09:54.440 I'm on my phone now and Uber driver's still in vlog mode
01:09:56.980 because another thing I've realized
01:09:59.280 best thing he's had all day
01:10:00.580 he's still going
01:10:01.700 another thing I've realized about it is once you
01:10:04.700 activate them there's no going back
01:10:07.080 y'all are buddies now
01:10:07.820 so your only choice is for when you get in the car
01:10:10.880 and they say hey how you doing tonight
01:10:12.420 and you're just like
01:10:13.880 sorry I'm on the phone
01:10:15.540 and then they know
01:10:16.620 okay so this fact is important
01:10:20.620 guys uh russia is bigger than pluto what'd you say now just now russia is bigger than pluto
01:10:27.880 pluto of right now not pluto of years russia is 17 million kilometers square kilometers
01:10:35.620 and uh pluto is 16.6 million we're talking surface area yeah we're talking surface area bro
01:10:42.160 russia's bigger than pluto i hate to break it to you it's big what's the capital city
01:10:48.240 what is is is pluto still a planet uh i think they actually reinstated i think they did right 0.97
01:10:55.760 why is pluto just being tossed around like a little slut dude yeah yeah you hate to see it 0.99
01:11:01.620 so hey that's facts wait hold on hold on for your segment you suck bro can we talk about it 1.00
01:11:07.960 but guys we bring things up we talk about them well you're over here typing and you're doing 0.97
01:11:12.240 some mysterious stuff i don't know what you're doing it's been reclassified as a dwarf planet
01:11:16.120 They've been thinking about
01:11:19.420 Renaming it Mamba 0.95
01:11:20.560 Yeah Dorf Mamba planet
01:11:22.400 Wow Pluto Russia's that big
01:11:25.000 It's big dude 0.97
01:11:25.760 It's a big ass planet 0.92
01:11:27.300 Maybe Russia is a planet 0.98
01:11:30.020 Maybe it is
01:11:30.880 I guess I really don't have anything to say
01:11:34.180 I mainly just be stunned
01:11:35.980 You know how sometimes you say you're the stump at the end of the giving tree
01:11:39.100 I got nothing left to give
01:11:40.560 I feel like we podcasted so much this week
01:11:42.560 Hey so sorry dude
01:11:44.080 We're going to Russia actually
01:11:45.540 So we've been just
01:11:47.720 Squeezing the podcast in
01:11:49.480 And we are all probably the stump at the end of the giving tree
01:11:51.900 We've lived in this room for like the past six days
01:11:53.700 Yesterday before we left for that final shoot
01:11:55.880 At 9 o'clock
01:11:56.600 I didn't want to do that bro
01:11:59.240 I'll be honest
01:11:59.900 It was like a full day of podcast
01:12:03.540 Full day of shoots
01:12:04.580 Logan's like hey let's get this one more scene
01:12:06.500 And I was like alright
01:12:07.420 Inside I was like
01:12:08.780 I'm gonna be honest bro
01:12:11.320 I don't think anyone wanted to do that
01:12:13.120 I just knew we gotta
01:12:15.160 I love when Logan does like roll call 0.98
01:12:18.660 For shit like that and he's and everybody's like 0.98
01:12:20.500 What about Mike doesn't Mike have to go and he's like no not 0.99
01:12:22.540 On this one and I was like yes and I just
01:12:24.460 And I stayed here with that happens I stayed there with
01:12:26.560 Number 18 on his roster and tried to
01:12:28.560 Take me upstairs for a little
01:12:30.100 What
01:12:32.060 Hmm what happened
01:12:34.180 I don't know what he's what happened over there
01:12:36.340 Should we go to audio only no probably not what else going on with you guys
01:12:38.680 Alright fine you only got two facts
01:12:40.300 That's it that's it bro come up with something else
01:12:42.580 Right now there's a not so good one
01:12:44.600 Oh and then the Batman
01:12:46.340 Can we talk about that
01:12:48.080 Nick Bateman
01:12:49.960 No no no there's a new
01:12:51.520 You like superhero
01:12:52.860 Sure
01:12:53.920 You don't care about superheroes at all
01:12:57.000 Because he is a superhero
01:12:59.340 He thinks they're authority and he thinks Batman does stuff without words
01:13:02.140 No Batman's great
01:13:02.680 Robert Pattinson to play the Batman
01:13:04.920 The Twilight guy
01:13:07.260 The vampire
01:13:08.140 Can you pull up a picture of him
01:13:09.960 It's very clear to me
01:13:12.900 Like no offense Robert
01:13:14.760 But it's very clear to me
01:13:16.060 What if he got jacked though
01:13:18.060 What if he got real beefy
01:13:20.580 Who cares dude
01:13:21.500 He did get a beard though
01:13:24.060 I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt 0.99
01:13:27.020 But let me talk shit for one sec 0.99
01:13:28.220 It's clear to me that like 0.99
01:13:29.660 They've given up on Batman after Christian Bale
01:13:32.000 Christian Bale was the winner
01:13:32.860 Because he was literally Batman
01:13:37.000 But yeah
01:13:37.680 Offset dude
01:13:40.080 Have you heard the audio
01:13:41.960 of him, like, just freaking out
01:13:44.340 in the back of the... You've heard this.
01:13:45.940 Terminator. Oh, it was on Terminator?
01:13:48.200 Oh, never mind. So, what do you do?
01:13:50.080 A section called fiction after you
01:13:51.860 fax, Spencer? Well, what's fucking good, bro? 0.98
01:13:54.540 You know? Hey, I don't know. 0.99
01:13:56.420 Well, I mean, listen,
01:13:57.500 at the same time, Michael Keaton was Batman
01:13:59.900 once, too. Nobody thought that was going to happen.
01:14:01.860 Everybody, every time there's casting,
01:14:03.840 there's always blowback, and everyone's
01:14:05.740 all of a sudden amazed by it.
01:14:06.980 No, no.
01:14:08.240 By the way, the guy who I... I love this dude.
01:14:11.140 Danny DeVito as the penguin
01:14:12.360 who's the friend of
01:14:16.380 Matt Damon
01:14:19.120 Matt Damon's boy
01:14:19.940 Ben Affleck
01:14:21.580 Affleck
01:14:23.180 Affleck
01:14:24.500 Ben Affleck did not
01:14:31.240 kill it
01:14:32.280 pull up Ben Affleck 1.00
01:14:36.080 Batman
01:14:36.400 you didn't like Ben Affleck
01:14:39.220 Batman
01:14:39.660 Was it
01:14:42.320 Wait there's probably a ranking
01:14:44.540 Pull the rankings up
01:14:45.840 Best Batman it exists
01:14:48.120 Everything on the internet exists
01:14:50.020 No bro I remember watching
01:14:52.940 Ben Affleck I was like that did not work
01:14:54.880 Ranked worst to best pull it up
01:14:55.920 Batman actors ranked worst to best variety
01:14:58.680 A slideshow
01:15:02.160 Wow
01:15:02.660 Number one who is this
01:15:04.940 No it's an introduction
01:15:06.360 Number eight
01:15:08.720 Louis Wilson, 43?
01:15:11.640 Worst to best.
01:15:12.480 Louis Wilson's number eight.
01:15:14.500 I mean, it's the costume's fault.
01:15:17.100 Let's be honest.
01:15:17.960 My grandmother was 12 at that point.
01:15:20.380 Poor guy.
01:15:21.420 Poor guy. 1.00
01:15:22.320 That's a loser. 0.99
01:15:23.620 Also, real quick, before we go further, 0.95
01:15:25.140 shout out to Christopher Nolan and Christian Bale
01:15:28.600 for making Batman cool.
01:15:30.840 Think about it.
01:15:31.820 Batman's not cool.
01:15:33.320 Nah, he was cool before.
01:15:34.400 Nah, he's got a cape. 1.00
01:15:35.320 What is he, a bat person? 1.00
01:15:36.700 Come on now. 1.00
01:15:37.300 His eyes aren't even lined up.
01:15:38.720 Val Kilmer
01:15:39.860 Val Kilmer
01:15:40.660 Val Kilmer played Batman
01:15:42.060 Yeah he did
01:15:42.720 Wow
01:15:43.200 Alright Robert Lowry 0.98
01:15:44.660 Damn I need to 0.98
01:15:45.780 George Clooney played Batman 0.99
01:15:47.320 Yeah
01:15:47.580 What
01:15:48.180 Yeah
01:15:48.860 Everyone's been Batman
01:15:50.300 I could be Batman
01:15:51.160 George Clooney was great
01:15:52.400 Ben Affleck's number four
01:15:53.600 But like come on bro 0.99
01:15:55.440 No offense but what the fuck 1.00
01:15:57.320 Yo the dimple on his chin 1.00
01:15:59.200 Just looks like a fat ass 1.00
01:16:00.440 Well because it's not a dimple 1.00
01:16:01.520 It's the opposite
01:16:02.260 A flimple 1.00
01:16:03.240 It's a bimple 0.79
01:16:03.780 It's a clef 0.61
01:16:05.200 See how it's protruding
01:16:06.260 Clef 0.97
01:16:07.100 It's like a butt 0.94
01:16:07.640 Dimples go in right 0.68
01:16:08.420 He's got a butt chin.
01:16:09.400 Yeah, butt chin.
01:16:09.900 I mean, I don't know, bro.
01:16:10.920 I just, I remember like laughing
01:16:12.140 when he would come on screen
01:16:13.420 and try to give me Batman one-liners.
01:16:15.800 Number three, Michael Keaton.
01:16:18.480 Wow.
01:16:19.640 Beat Ben.
01:16:21.520 To Adam West.
01:16:22.980 Isn't that the mayor from Family Guy?
01:16:24.740 The only reason I know him
01:16:25.940 is because he was parodied
01:16:26.920 in a couple of Fairly Oddparents episodes.
01:16:29.120 Oh, really?
01:16:29.600 Yeah, and then number one,
01:16:30.660 obviously, Christian Bale.
01:16:32.640 All right, well,
01:16:33.340 maybe I should try out for Batman
01:16:34.700 since they're just giving it to everyone now.
01:16:36.260 Now there's a Twilight Vampire guy playing Batman.
01:16:38.080 Where do you think he's going to fall on the list?
01:16:40.640 I will give him the benefit of the doubt.
01:16:42.200 Five. Put me wrong. Kill it.
01:16:43.780 Kill it, Robert. Let's go to audio only. 1.00
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01:17:08.080 Hey man, I like the people who listen to the audio
01:17:10.860 They hold a special place in my heart
01:17:12.740 They have a thing
01:17:13.640 We're still going
01:17:14.800 They have a thing
01:17:17.120 They have a thing called
01:17:19.020 Audio Only Gang
01:17:21.840 Or Audio Only Squad
01:17:23.020 They talk about it on Twitter
01:17:24.400 They say Audio Only Squad
01:17:27.000 Shout out to you guys
01:17:29.140 They're like on their way to work
01:17:32.380 They're on their way to give birth
01:17:34.000 Oh, do you almost get it?
01:17:35.980 You guys have been trying to get this fly the whole time
01:17:38.060 Cause he's just taunting me bro
01:17:39.600 It's probably cause you're not vegan
01:17:40.700 You got a lot of celebrity support
01:17:42.260 I have
01:17:43.580 I think you do
01:17:44.300 I think you're followed by a lot of celebrities
01:17:46.120 Yeah
01:17:46.620 Name some
01:17:47.520 So the first one actually
01:17:49.600 Rest in peace Nipsey Hussle
01:17:51.380 Oh no way
01:17:52.280 Literally 2012 on Twitter
01:17:54.380 Like first person that like I was a fan of 0.99
01:17:56.900 That I was like fuck he's following me 0.99
01:17:58.760 Legend bro 1.00
01:18:00.360 And then like Adrena Patridge
01:18:03.020 Oh let's go Adrena Patridge from the hills
01:18:04.900 Isn't that crazy
01:18:05.600 And like Ronda Rousey
01:18:07.180 You know, me and Spencer Pratt follow each other.
01:18:10.040 So it's such a throwback.
01:18:11.240 Oh, dude, you guys are buddies.
01:18:12.640 Yeah, yeah.
01:18:13.300 They're bringing that back.
01:18:14.700 Crazy.
01:18:15.240 Yeah.
01:18:16.160 Did he make that crystal you're wearing?
01:18:17.660 Because doesn't he make crystals?
01:18:19.580 Unaware, but no, he didn't touch this crystal.
01:18:22.900 He's got nothing to touch this monkey crystal.
01:18:27.640 But yeah, it's like Trey Songz, Russell Simmons.
01:18:33.360 What's your DMs like?
01:18:34.180 You got a lot of social justice warrior slots in there or what?
01:18:37.180 i'm very cautious of that that's a funny question my dms are crazy oh it's literally
01:18:41.900 people like jerk off video like hey i got this cop you know i filmed this cop check this out 0.97
01:18:46.700 everybody's people jerking themselves off because if so i could oh maybe so and i have had some 0.85
01:18:53.520 girls but like i'm very skeptical skeptical on like meeting people through checkpoint to be
01:18:59.720 honest yeah so it's like i like facetime them like a bunch of times and i have to really make sure
01:19:06.160 because i have you have a personal account yeah uh do you ever say do you ever lead them to that 0.65
01:19:11.280 yeah i have i'm not like private thing the thing is like my lawsuit and shit like sometimes i'm 0.68
01:19:17.260 like fuck this would be much better as a private person you know if they didn't know who i actually 0.52
01:19:21.700 was but the thing is once i like sued the police and all this stuff it's all public and i just went 0.98
01:19:26.340 all in i mean i've been in indonesia last six months i'll say like i feel 100 safer doing this
01:19:32.760 whole thing from out of the country than in the country and i get weird dms even from i look at
01:19:38.980 it like this like if i expose one bad cop how many enemies did i just make like his co-workers
01:19:44.580 his boys his wife his cousin brother his kids his best homie you're like you're the most wanted man 0.99
01:19:51.740 in america right now it could be there is love there's also like i want to punch you in the face 1.00
01:19:55.800 you know and so it's like fuck and as long as you're filming it yeah it's great kind of it's 0.99
01:20:01.000 great content some people will voluntarily get hit in the face just for content i know i know 1.00
01:20:05.620 a couple people even slapped yeah yeah you're an animal 0.55
01:20:09.260 have you ever been punched in the face yes why like little fights you got in fights yeah of course
01:20:18.460 who hasn't i i haven't gotten in a like a recreational fight never nothing crazy never 0.99
01:20:25.180 bro i got bit you can find it on choch tails bro yeah i made an episode about it damn 0.56
01:20:29.700 yeah no fun no recreational fights no never no scuffle no absolutely i think i was the kid 0.59
01:20:37.040 that people were like i think logan could do could hurt me okay oh yeah see i was i wrestled
01:20:43.100 didn't play football i was very little uh i was getting stuffed in garbage really yeah yeah did
01:20:48.720 you fight back when i was really little no i was like too small so it was like crazy i would just
01:20:54.040 be smart back when i when i was so small and that used to happen to me the bullies would always say
01:20:58.620 the same thing the day you fight back is the day this stops right and then one day i fought back
01:21:03.940 and it never happened again it was incredible because a lot of times they're like a lot of
01:21:08.060 the bullies that fucked with me were actually my were actually like older brothers to me and so 0.99
01:21:12.100 they're like yo we're trying to teach you to not be a bitch oh do you know what i'm saying didn't 1.00
01:21:15.720 work bro it didn't work that's it you motherfucker this there's good cops though yeah i want to 1.00
01:21:22.540 believe that a hundred percent you are like i've seen the cops give his shoes to a homeless guy 0.99
01:21:26.440 right and i'll share that yo and there's many times basketball with the kids yeah i'll post
01:21:31.200 like please send me positive stuff because dude i'm i'm only human right i don't want to see bad 0.90
01:21:36.420 shit video after video after video after video like a hundred percent takes a toll on me so i'm 0.57
01:21:40.820 like send me good stuff i don't look people dm me and go you only post stuff of bad cops and 0.97
01:21:46.500 you know i'll go to their page straight up when someone dms me i like telling me what to post
01:21:51.920 you know they got like a picture of food in their car it's like how are you gonna tell me what to
01:21:56.940 post when you don't post anything about what you're telling someone else to post i've never
01:22:00.260 told anyone what to or not to post i post what i think should be shared yeah someone telling me to 0.97
01:22:05.260 post positive videos of cops but he's not doing it himself like fuck off yeah and i'm not the pr 0.96
01:22:10.340 for police i think it's much more secretive thing of police doing bad than we could find cops doing 0.97
01:22:16.240 good shit for decades so i do it because i need it as a person i think it's healthy for people to
01:22:21.840 see cops doing good stuff but it's not like it's not my mission to be good pr for the cops at all 0.98
01:22:28.400 it's not um you say you get anxious when you are around cops what about when when cops are
01:22:36.060 protecting you like say say someone breaks into your house and you call the cops and and they're
01:22:40.000 they show up do you still have that feeling i've never i don't think i've ever called the cops to
01:22:46.880 protect me really because i've been on both sides i've been on both sides and i gotta say when they
01:22:52.560 are working like truly working for me to protect me i i feel very safe i'm like finally finally i
01:22:59.660 feel protected and safe and i don't have to worry about going to jail or any of that no not going 0.78
01:23:05.440 i'm trying to think of getting fucked up by somebody no no just like i don't know bro like 0.88
01:23:10.700 whenever i literally every time i get pulled over like my heart beats fast same which is odd for me 0.98
01:23:15.540 And for me, it's like next level because I spent 10 years hiding opiates.
01:23:20.380 Yeah.
01:23:20.820 Do you know what I'm saying?
01:23:21.480 And so, like, when I get pulled over, that still has never gone away.
01:23:24.160 Like, when a cop's behind me, I'm like, yo, I'm going to have to do my five-year suspended sentence.
01:23:29.000 So, my thing is, imagine, can you imagine Mike has to go to jail?
01:23:33.160 Nah, like, for some reason, he goes to jail for, like, a decade. 0.99
01:23:35.740 For no fucking reason, dude. 0.98
01:23:37.280 Do you think they would allow you to, like, FaceTime on Impulsive from jail? 0.99
01:23:41.420 Oh, yeah.
01:23:42.440 Like, video chat?
01:23:43.200 Yeah, I think so.
01:23:44.100 That would be kind of lit.
01:23:44.600 I mean, they let Belfort, they let the Wolf of Wall Street play tennis and probably jerked off there, too. 0.99
01:23:49.260 I feel like a lot of it goes back to dicks, dude. 0.99
01:23:51.840 It really just does, dude. 1.00
01:23:53.240 Like, we're all just looking for a good fence to park next to a jerk off. 1.00
01:23:56.800 That's the main fucking goal. 1.00
01:23:58.120 I had a fucking guy next to him. 1.00
01:24:00.100 That's it, dude. 1.00
01:24:00.940 I mean, think about it.
01:24:02.520 They're all just looking for a good place to whack it.
01:24:04.800 Yep.
01:24:06.540 Unfortunately, he just picked the wrong spot.
01:24:09.640 You're not wrong.
01:24:10.520 Yeah, I got a good challenge for our audio-only listeners. 0.97
01:24:14.600 If you see a police officer, go jerk him off.
01:24:19.240 No, don't do that. 0.95
01:24:20.100 That was not it.
01:24:21.020 Maybe it is.
01:24:22.120 Maybe it is.
01:24:23.200 It can be.
01:24:23.780 It's not it, but it's probably not.
01:24:25.960 Just probably don't do that.
01:24:27.260 Say I love you to the police officer.
01:24:30.700 Spencer has an I love you challenge, which I like.
01:24:32.860 That's cool.
01:24:33.580 I went and I did that.
01:24:35.220 I said I love you to random police officers with my boys.
01:24:38.400 And, yo, the response was insane.
01:24:41.140 And this was downtown Detroit.
01:24:42.480 So, like, you know, these guys go through a lot.
01:24:44.600 and um like they don't ever get told that you know they're always like there's always tension
01:24:50.220 there's always something so i think like as an active thing that we can do um like go create
01:24:56.740 interaction oh man they they love it like they don't expect that i bet you know that hell yeah 0.68
01:25:03.620 you know there's people that could say that exact thing and get fucked with and what i was gonna say 0.95
01:25:08.260 is like the feeling you have when you're driving and i have when i'm driving dude imagine feeling 0.89
01:25:12.400 that though but never have done doing anything wrong that and that's like where it comes off
01:25:17.120 in a bad place to me is like that shouldn't be not from the people that their tax dollars are
01:25:22.020 going to pay um that part doesn't make sense and i was once driving on la cienega this was like
01:25:29.580 last year and i saw like i don't know even know 12 cop cars at norms uh you know yeah yeah dude
01:25:37.220 i pulled over i bought i just went to the cashier hey is that their table how much is their whole
01:25:41.740 bill it's like 50 60 bucks oh i'll pick up the whole thing and i just left and i put a note on
01:25:46.600 their thing like thanks for your service yeah and then you went to your bank and i get 69 940
01:25:51.120 dollars of their money left so it's like i'm all about pushing a positive narrative towards police
01:25:57.800 i think it's in ways a tough job um but it's like they just have to be held accountable once that
01:26:05.320 happens i think we're all safer and and feel better about it do you think robo cops will take
01:26:10.060 away this problem like if there was if there weren't humans as cops if there's just robots
01:26:14.620 yeah you know what that my boy today just an hour ago sent me a video of it was like an ipad on a
01:26:21.260 thing that went to the car and like started asking questions and yeah i think in the airports they
01:26:26.020 kind of have some airport security it makes a lot more sense i think that could be better because 0.93
01:26:30.940 yeah we have laws put those fucking things in there i don't know like imagine imagine when 0.96
01:26:35.980 on your playstation walking up to a vehicle like you're not you're not tripping i just am i'm so 0.98
01:26:41.580 i don't know if i'm more nervous to be arrested by a cop or to be arrested by a robot like i'm
01:26:47.140 sorry i just i don't know how else to put it dude like imagine having no no it's it's still 0.96
01:26:51.120 operated by human but it's a robot like jerks you off yeah which that's fine that's fine if 0.99
01:26:58.700 you're a robot and you're listening doesn't matter the sex of the robot i don't care the voice yeah 0.99
01:27:04.060 I mean, I, for me, I do it's a woman robot, but like, if you are listening to this and 0.99
01:27:09.360 you are some sort of artificial intelligence, jerk me off, but you know what? 0.99
01:27:12.720 Don't fucking arrest me. 1.00
01:27:14.440 Don't fucking arrest me, dude. 0.99
01:27:16.320 I don't deserve that. 0.99
01:27:17.360 Do anything fucking wrong. 0.98
01:27:19.220 Like, what's good, dude? 0.99
01:27:20.600 What a fetish.
01:27:22.580 I'll be, yo, like.
01:27:23.640 It's like robots in uniform.
01:27:24.940 Well, listen, I'll tell you what. 1.00
01:27:26.020 Preferably women. 1.00
01:27:26.600 A couple of years ago, I got my first set of VR goggles and porn just changed forever. 1.00
01:27:32.460 And so I've been waiting for the day that I feel that cold metal robo grip on my dick. 0.97
01:27:37.340 Wait, so when you're wearing the goggles, like, would you know if someone walked in the room or there's like goggles on your head? 0.99
01:27:43.100 No, there's goggles on your head. 0.97
01:27:44.380 In your mind, in your mind, there are people walking into the room you're looking at because you're fully enfleshed in this 360 degree robo fucking experience. 0.98
01:27:56.300 And at any moment 0.99
01:27:58.340 A fucking vibrating robo hand 1.00
01:28:01.100 Might reach over and start whacking your cock 1.00
01:28:03.300 Wow wow wow 1.00
01:28:04.060 Hey Kim and Kanye named their fourth baby
01:28:07.020 P-Som 1.00
01:28:08.440 No it's Sal 1.00
01:28:10.160 I prefer P-Som 0.99
01:28:12.220 Do you want to do that separately and we'll just post it right away 0.98
01:28:14.840 Nah 0.93
01:28:15.380 Nobody gives a fuck about that in this show 0.97
01:28:18.300 Put out some more music Kanye 1.00
01:28:20.600 No one gives a shit stop having fucking kids 1.00
01:28:22.560 Oh but hold on 1.00
01:28:23.460 He named it P-Som
01:28:24.680 P-S-O-M
01:28:25.880 P-S-O-M 1.00
01:28:26.400 It's S-O-M 1.00
01:28:27.320 S-O-M 1.00
01:28:27.920 Oh it's like 1.00
01:28:28.540 Well there's a P in front 1.00
01:28:29.520 P-S-A-L-M 0.95
01:28:30.860 It's kind of like 0.99
01:28:31.600 Com
01:28:31.940 With a B
01:28:32.900 But with an M 0.67
01:28:34.280 Pam 0.99
01:28:34.660 There's a P in front
01:28:35.940 Pam 0.98
01:28:36.860 Pam
01:28:37.380 So it's
01:28:38.540 What do they have
01:28:39.140 The words
01:28:39.800 S-O-M
01:28:40.500 You said P-S-A-L-M 1.00
01:28:42.180 Yeah P-S-O-M
01:28:43.440 Yeah but Danny 1.00
01:28:44.400 We fucking know that 0.94
01:28:45.800 Have you not gotten 0.99
01:28:46.520 Used to the sarcastic
01:28:47.340 I don't know it
01:28:49.160 I'm gonna go ahead 1.00
01:28:50.180 And just rock P-S-O-M 1.00
01:28:51.540 P-S-O-M 0.99
01:28:53.180 Hey hey hey 1.00
01:28:54.480 what
01:28:55.260 are you gonna wrap up the show
01:28:56.640 yeah I'm gonna wrap it up
01:28:57.520 you should
01:28:58.040 it's the only time you ever wrap it
01:28:59.760 you look tired right now bro
01:29:00.820 I'm exhausted bro
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