Impaulsive with Logan Paul - May 27, 2019


How Brittany Furlan escaped depression & Married a Rockstar - IMPAULSIVE EP. 80

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1 hour and 24 minutes

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00:02:10.240 It's going to be real.
00:02:11.200 It's okay to cry.
00:02:13.040 I know.
00:02:13.840 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:15.960 It's okay.
00:02:17.120 I'm saying like.
00:02:18.000 He's saying it's okay.
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00:02:21.060 Aww.
00:02:26.660 we got a vegan in our house we got a couple vegans in our house one of which is sitting
00:02:32.960 to my in front and one of which is operating the camera andre welcome back to impulsive 0.96
00:02:37.120 the number one podcast in the world i'm not making this shit up science i can't i literally can't
00:02:43.060 why would i lie about that i don't know i gotta say this a lot of times you do like hey let's do 0.73
00:02:47.900 that one over that was one of the weakest openings well no because i have no no no because because
00:02:53.100 I'm going to finish it. Hit that subscribe button
00:02:55.720 first before I do that. We're the number one podcast
00:02:57.640 in the world. Thank you guys for listening and watching. V-Wing,
00:02:59.580 we fucking love you. But here's what I was going to say about 0.96
00:03:01.660 vegans. There's
00:03:03.780 flies and giant pterodactyl
00:03:05.960 mosquitoes flying around. They're really
00:03:07.640 this big. On my Red Bull. Oh, it's on it right now?
00:03:10.180 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:03:12.020 Oh my God, you scared the dog. 1.00
00:03:15.520 It's okay.
00:03:16.260 It's okay, baby. Ginger the
00:03:17.980 giant. But what just took
00:03:19.980 place? Mike trying to kill the fly
00:03:22.200 Cameraman Andre
00:03:23.920 Will not let me do that
00:03:25.620 I see these giant birds flying around the house
00:03:28.120 That suck blood out of my skin
00:03:29.680 And Andre every time I go to kill it 0.98
00:03:31.920 He shoves me out of the way 1.00
00:03:33.620 Grabs a candle, pins it
00:03:35.500 Puts a plate on it and lets it go outside 1.00
00:03:37.580 To go kill more people 0.98
00:03:38.880 No to go be a part of the natural flow of life 0.98
00:03:42.520 It's an insect bro
00:03:44.180 And then Andre always looks at me
00:03:46.020 He's just like another one
00:03:47.820 He saved two yesterday
00:03:50.020 That's my boy
00:03:50.940 by the way that's my boy really quick note i don't know if this is a podcast conversation
00:03:54.320 you know andre is not the ultimate fastest uh camera swindler yeah yeah he's working on it
00:04:01.280 he's practicing he's getting fast i came up with a look at that speed look at how impeccable that
00:04:06.040 i came up with a thing where if we put three lights in like a room right one of them they
00:04:11.620 all light up for three seconds at a time and so we light one up or like one second whatever the
00:04:16.120 right time and he has to hit it and if he doesn't get like the nfl combine of vlogging we
00:04:20.840 release a spider or a big pterodactyl
00:04:22.980 fly at him? No, we kill it. 0.99
00:04:24.700 No, we kill it. So for every time he doesn't 1.00
00:04:26.780 swivel fast enough, we actually slaughter
00:04:28.680 a spider. Wow, that's awesome.
00:04:30.440 I love that. How you feel, Dre?
00:04:32.340 How you feel, Dre?
00:04:33.900 Did the Pikachu movie come out? I don't know.
00:04:36.420 I don't know if it did.
00:04:38.120 It did? It did. Does anyone know if it was good?
00:04:40.740 I was sitting in the movie theaters
00:04:42.260 and the preview for it came on and like, bro,
00:04:44.480 again, I love Pokemon. I got a
00:04:46.420 Squirtle tattooed next to my fucking dick. 1.00
00:04:48.360 I love Pokemon. You full sent it. 1.00
00:04:50.120 yeah but man i was watching this preview i was like yo this movie's fucking dumb bro uh-oh and 0.97
00:04:55.580 then is it made for kids though because i don't know a lot of kids movies but even one of the 0.98
00:04:59.940 guys next to me a lot of kids are actually lit like the incredible studios i'll finish a thought 0.64
00:05:04.200 all right go ahead he goes uh he goes who the fuck greenlit this movie and i was thinking the
00:05:09.140 same thing sonic the hedge these i have a problem with going from like a cartoon to animation 0.81
00:05:15.080 sometimes sonic the hedgehog that movie they released the trailer mega backlash because sonic 0.72
00:05:21.140 looked like an idiot from like cartoon animation the crossover was but he looked like he was
00:05:25.660 horrible so they're redoing it they're reanimating sonic to look better wow i don't do i haven't done 0.93
00:05:30.660 a kids movie in a while i'm excited about you should i'm excited about john wick three that's
00:05:35.680 a good one john wick three got 97 98 95 on ron to me it's incredible it's gonna be good last kids
00:05:42.940 movie i really enjoyed the despicable me series how to train your dragon saved my life i love
00:05:49.000 animated films animated pixar disney films they're just so innocent you know what i'm saying they're
00:05:53.300 so like they bring you back down to reality where you don't have to watch a movie about
00:05:57.460 swords and spears going in through people's hearts all the time you know i'm saying what
00:06:01.940 more bro disney pixar movies disney pixar movies always have an underlying moral lesson yeah that's
00:06:09.060 actually fucking awesome they're always trying to tell you something and how to train your dragon
00:06:13.480 why i say it changed my life is like i started thinking uh spoiler alert on the most recent one 0.94
00:06:18.380 they finally are like yo like these dragons are wild animals and maybe it's best that they go and
00:06:24.480 live their own community and what if what if what if the same principle happens to be with the
00:06:30.420 spiders in the house huh well because we're not i'm not trying to i have no desire to oh you're
00:06:34.460 and ride you're not gonna train them wow on that on that same note of uh kids programming adam 22
00:06:42.180 from no jumper just tweeted that he's gonna bring on a porn star and their dad on an episode that's 0.99
00:06:47.660 incredible i go that'd be awesome i tweeted back at him i go you're a fucking trendsetter you're 0.99
00:06:54.060 god dang trendsetter adam 22 i fucking love you come back i'll tell you who's a trendsetter bro 0.99
00:06:59.380 speaking of twitter me oh i know that i'm a trendsetter bro you know why you drew dicks 1.00
00:07:03.920 i drew dicks on the senators who voted for that abortion ban oh wow just little dicks nice well 0.99
00:07:11.420 just little dicks is that going is that getting some traction they think it's a little traction 0.99
00:07:14.600 bro it's just like i am you're an artist man it's just like why i don't i don't think maybe 0.98
00:07:19.340 i'm missing something but why are 25 dudes deciding for women that they can't have abortions
00:07:27.400 am i missing something it's simple if you think if you don't think about it it makes sense okay
00:07:32.380 okay just don't like okay any logical thoughts to bell ford's point before i don't even think
00:07:37.660 that it's i don't think it's as much men and women i think it's more of the government
00:07:40.860 he he said before he's like the government shouldn't be making those kind of decisions
00:07:43.960 yeah but still why why why i believe in the separation i like this is a big note for the
00:07:51.120 beginning of this podcast where we usually banter but i truly do believe in the separation of
00:07:54.380 religion and state like i i think we should church and state sorry i think we should be
00:07:58.580 running a country based on policy
00:08:00.760 and on things that work for the people in the country,
00:08:02.500 not based on each person's individual.
00:08:03.660 You know what I think, bro?
00:08:05.100 I think we should bring on our guest. 0.98
00:08:08.700 She's a woman. 0.99
00:08:10.040 She's on her phone. 1.00
00:08:12.420 Is she alive?
00:08:14.440 Guys, our guest today.
00:08:16.140 Oh, she's alive. Our guest today is on the Mount Rushmore
00:08:18.740 of internet entertainers. She's an OG 0.99
00:08:20.660 Viner. She's hilarious. She's a dear 0.99
00:08:22.600 friend of mine.
00:08:25.360 And you can see her in the Netflix
00:08:26.680 movie, The American Meme. It's Brittany
00:08:28.500 Furland. Let's go.
00:08:30.580 Oh my God. Yay.
00:08:32.680 Guys, come on now. I thought this was all
00:08:34.600 boys for like 30 minutes. You're like, oh, we're
00:08:36.480 going to have a boy talk. You can just sit in the corner. I said five.
00:08:38.580 Five minutes. Okay, cool. I was just playing
00:08:40.420 with your dogs anyway. That's why I'm here.
00:08:42.780 We got about 17 of them. You are a dog 0.98
00:08:44.660 lady. I love dogs.
00:08:46.600 Like I'm going to be that lady when like
00:08:48.460 I'm 80. I'm going to have like a puff paint cocker spaniel
00:08:50.600 on my sweatshirt. Like with
00:08:52.440 45 dogs. Like come over. How many do you have
00:08:54.560 now? Just two. Okay. But I
00:08:56.440 I would want more. 1.00
00:08:57.020 Nina the wiener. 1.00
00:08:57.600 Nina the wiener.
00:08:58.160 And wiki man. 0.64
00:08:58.940 Of course. 1.00
00:08:59.740 Nina, you had that one vine where she stuck her snout inside your mouth. 1.00
00:09:03.940 Why did she do that? 0.99
00:09:04.680 I don't know.
00:09:05.380 It was weird.
00:09:05.860 It was when she was little. 1.00
00:09:06.600 She would always try to stick her face in my face. 1.00
00:09:09.420 Sticking face in face. 1.00
00:09:10.440 Look, cut the shit, Britt. 1.00
00:09:11.580 Okay. 1.00
00:09:12.180 I'm like, no, for real.
00:09:13.980 We've known each other for some time now.
00:09:15.540 For so long.
00:09:16.820 It's kind of weird to like watch you grow.
00:09:19.040 It's like, I feel like a parent.
00:09:20.120 I'm like, oh, look how much things have changed.
00:09:22.420 I feel like your grandma visiting.
00:09:24.480 I'm like, oh, he's gotten himself a nice house and some dogs.
00:09:27.740 Like, it's kind of crazy.
00:09:29.060 Just to take y'all back how long ago this was, when I first came out to L.A.
00:09:34.120 Oh, my God.
00:09:35.520 Are you going to tell this story?
00:09:37.200 No, I'm so embarrassed.
00:09:39.160 Okay, you can.
00:09:39.880 It's fine.
00:09:40.540 It's whatever.
00:09:40.960 When I first came out to L.A., I was 19.
00:09:44.680 I might have been 18.
00:09:45.500 I think I was 18.
00:09:46.340 I was in college and it was my first trip.
00:09:48.520 Curtis Lepore was like, yo, come out to L.A. 1.00
00:09:50.100 Hang out with the Viners, bro. 1.00
00:09:51.060 Let's make Vines. 1.00
00:09:51.580 I was like, sick.
00:09:52.460 I'm just a college kid.
00:09:53.600 so I come out and he and Curtis is like yo Britney's here I was like that's great I love
00:09:58.220 Britney Furlan I've seen her vines and so Curtis walks me into his apartment and um Britney's 0.99
00:10:03.980 standing at the door and door opens she goes oh my god Logan Paul tits amazing my first tits 0.99
00:10:11.700 pair of tits in LA Britney Furlan so embarrassed I'm like I'm like oh my god I was really young 0.99
00:10:17.600 wow how old are you probably like 26 no so i'm i'm just like and by the way i act like i'm like 0.98
00:10:23.900 13 i'm like i was like 26 they were perfect but i was i was i was such a nice ohio boy
00:10:29.160 i didn't break eye contact my husband's gonna murder me i do remember that though he was he
00:10:33.880 was actually so generous i did it as a joke because curtis and i were like dude he's like 0.99
00:10:37.600 17 you were so young 17 right i was 18 we were like he's like a baby like just fuck with him 0.98
00:10:42.300 and i was like oh dude i'm gonna fucking flash him when he comes and just weird him out and 0.99
00:10:45.360 I haven't given like the first weird taste of LA ever. 0.87
00:10:47.820 And like,
00:10:48.360 just freak him out.
00:10:49.320 Just set him up for like disaster.
00:10:51.040 Like,
00:10:51.240 I'm just going to do this.
00:10:52.160 I can't believe it.
00:10:53.040 And you actually didn't look down.
00:10:54.440 You actually looked in my face.
00:10:55.860 I know because I didn't want to be like disrespectful.
00:10:58.340 Yeah.
00:10:58.700 By the way,
00:10:59.100 worst decision of my life.
00:11:00.080 Really?
00:11:00.440 I wish I just wouldn't be like,
00:11:01.380 I'm dead.
00:11:03.620 Yeah,
00:11:03.780 no, 1.00
00:11:04.140 that was retarded. 1.00
00:11:05.460 Oh, 0.73
00:11:05.840 we don't say that word.
00:11:06.600 Just kidding.
00:11:07.040 You can't. 1.00
00:11:07.920 That was stupid of me. 1.00
00:11:09.760 Wait, 1.00
00:11:09.980 did you say you can or you can't?
00:11:11.160 You can't.
00:11:11.860 You cannot.
00:11:12.580 Do you want to do your apology video now or after?
00:11:14.500 Yeah, I know.
00:11:15.260 This is me going on YouTube like 20 minutes later.
00:11:18.000 I'm so sorry.
00:11:19.400 Crying.
00:11:20.000 I'm not going to lie to you. 0.96
00:11:20.880 I just saw that Tati just released a video against you about you saying that already.
00:11:25.300 It's already out.
00:11:25.680 Oh, my gosh.
00:11:26.420 And you just lost three million subs.
00:11:27.820 I don't even get all that drama.
00:11:29.160 I mean, I watched the video.
00:11:31.760 I don't even, first of all, like, I don't know enough about YouTubers to even really know.
00:11:35.360 But I'm like, it just sounds so petty, all of it.
00:11:38.940 It's petty.
00:11:39.480 You did a branded video, and you're my best friend.
00:11:41.840 I told you not to do that.
00:11:43.040 And I'm like, you flirt with boys and that's bad.
00:11:45.160 And I mean, I'm not trying to look whatever, but it just seems also petty.
00:11:48.480 Like people have too much freaking time on their hands to be like analyzing every aspect of someone's life.
00:11:53.300 I think the majority of those subscribers are super young kids, too.
00:11:56.900 They're just doing it just because they don't know how to think for themselves yet. 0.64
00:12:00.700 And they're like, they've like come to this like understanding because everyone else is saying like, he's a gay man who's hitting on straight men. 0.59
00:12:08.080 Meanwhile, I'm. 0.73
00:12:08.780 Oh, wow.
00:12:09.220 He's really breaking the mold over there.
00:12:11.080 You ever go to freaking West Hollywood?
00:12:12.500 I'm saying like, meanwhile, I'm out in like Manhattan. 0.99
00:12:17.020 I got dudes grabbing my dick and stuff. 0.99
00:12:18.640 And I'm just like, well, this is pretty normal behavior. 1.00
00:12:20.620 I'm serious.
00:12:21.560 I'm serious.
00:12:21.880 What's good, bro?
00:12:22.880 Yeah. 0.99
00:12:23.060 If anything, it's like, hey, you got a nice dick? 1.00
00:12:25.680 I just go. 1.00
00:12:26.220 No, I go.
00:12:26.640 I go.
00:12:26.920 I appreciate that.
00:12:27.400 No, sorry, not today. 1.00
00:12:28.140 You got a nice dick. 1.00
00:12:28.740 I go, sorry, not today. 1.00
00:12:29.380 You could have said thank you, bro.
00:12:30.500 No, I say, sorry, not today.
00:12:31.920 Thank you.
00:12:32.280 Sorry, not today.
00:12:32.820 Will there ever be a date?
00:12:33.240 Maybe in the future.
00:12:33.780 Probably not.
00:12:34.600 But maybe.
00:12:35.160 But respectfully, sorry, not today.
00:12:36.700 Thank you.
00:12:37.260 Thank you.
00:12:37.600 I'm not like, I'm filing a police report.
00:12:40.100 Tati's going to make a video against you. 1.00
00:12:42.060 You're fucked. 1.00
00:12:43.020 You have come a long way. 1.00
00:12:45.700 It's so crazy.
00:12:47.180 You're doing things now. 0.99
00:12:47.960 My husband's going to watch this and kill me. 0.99
00:12:49.480 I'm so embarrassed. 0.99
00:12:49.860 You've mentioned your husband twice.
00:12:50.980 I know.
00:12:51.400 I'm embarrassed.
00:12:52.120 You're married.
00:12:52.900 No, you're married.
00:12:53.620 No, I'm embarrassed that we told that story.
00:12:54.940 Who'd you end up marrying?
00:12:56.060 You have a husband.
00:12:56.660 I know.
00:12:57.000 I have a husband.
00:12:57.640 I never thought I'd have a husband.
00:12:57.920 Not just the husband. 1.00
00:13:00.000 It's Tommy fucking Lee. 1.00
00:13:01.560 What the fuck? 1.00
00:13:03.360 Zero to a hundred real quick. 1.00
00:13:04.260 Tommy Lee of Motley Crue.
00:13:05.560 mother are you familiar with Tommy Lee
00:13:07.660 of Motley Crue and what
00:13:09.460 was your recollection of Tommy Lee back 0.99
00:13:11.660 in the day did you ever flash your tits 0.99
00:13:13.700 to Tommy Lee have you 0.99
00:13:15.780 thought about it okay
00:13:17.760 but was he like the rock
00:13:19.860 star of your generation
00:13:20.980 did you did you look
00:13:25.720 up to him when you were younger you
00:13:27.660 know I actually like loved his music like I
00:13:29.680 was more like methods methods of mayhem you know
00:13:31.720 do you guys remember the get do you remember the get naked video
00:13:33.900 that was so dope 0.92
00:13:35.380 you're probably too young
00:13:37.160 yeah yeah yeah 0.66
00:13:38.380 yeah it's kind of crazy man
00:13:40.980 he's a rock star dude
00:13:42.780 and then we met and we kind of just fell in love right away
00:13:45.740 where'd you meet
00:13:46.380 we met online
00:13:47.940 yeah we messaged each other
00:13:51.120 he was like I like your videos you're funny
00:13:52.760 and I was like oh my god he's like I used to watch you on vine
00:13:55.140 and he's like I always thought you were cute
00:13:56.820 but I just realized now that you're hot
00:13:58.500 I was like I know right
00:14:00.780 something happened I just like got like
00:14:02.460 fillers yeah you're a lot you're a lot uh younger than that was a lot younger than yeah i didn't
00:14:06.840 really i didn't really come into my own until like 27 how old you know 32 such a dope age it's
00:14:12.420 crazy is it 32 i mean 32 is cool i'm 34 so you are oh okay you seem young to me so that's good
00:14:18.980 it's because i'm super immature okay great so i feel young now because like it's like if you seem
00:14:23.120 young to me then i'm still like okay no but sometimes i feel really old i'm like oh my god
00:14:27.060 i'm 30 is it weird dating an older dude because he's like 20 plus years yeah because he's like
00:14:31.580 56 but he's like seven like his personality do you think age literally means anything i mean i
00:14:38.080 think if your personality is i think your personality is what defines it because i've
00:14:42.140 dated guys who are my age who are like really like just still like buttoned up and like and
00:14:47.440 then like you know it's weird he's so young at heart and also he became famous really young he
00:14:52.920 became famous when he was like 17 i think you kind of just like 17 he was 17 when he was when
00:14:57.500 they took off so it's like he's been in this business for so long that i think he just kind
00:15:02.260 of has always remained like the same person wait so this is crazy because the britney i know was
00:15:06.900 like single fun britney looking for love i was so crazy i know i know i was such a different person
00:15:13.500 it's so weird like i i remember that i would like go on dates and be like yeah whatever like just
00:15:18.000 having so much fun like look about flashing my boobs like i didn't even care right so embarrassing
00:15:22.280 and now it's like
00:15:24.640 you know once you like find the person
00:15:26.240 which I didn't believe in until I met him
00:15:28.180 like I actually didn't really even believe in marriage
00:15:29.900 I was like eh marriage or whatever
00:15:30.840 did you believe it from the DM or was it like the
00:15:33.360 what was the first date or what was the first
00:15:35.840 that moment like
00:15:36.640 we met up at Pride which is so weird
00:15:38.660 he was playing drums
00:15:39.640 and I was there doing something
00:15:42.140 I don't know what I was doing
00:15:42.840 I went up to him backstage and tapped him on the shoulder
00:15:45.080 and he was like oh my god
00:15:46.080 and then we like held hands and then just like never let go
00:15:48.580 what do you think is like the biggest thing you guys have
00:15:51.220 in con like what what what drives you guys to be together we're so weird like we're both just
00:15:56.340 freaking weird and he's funny he's actually so funny and we just laugh and have fun and he's
00:16:03.280 like my best friend and my love because he's hot so he's my lover like it's like perfect it's like
00:16:07.000 everything you could want like hanging out with your best friend and hanging out with someone
00:16:09.940 that you do you know what happened the last time i was talking to him what it was at mgk's birthday 0.98
00:16:14.100 party yeah i was talking to him marilyn manson walked up to me yeah the dildo gave mgk a dildo 0.98
00:16:20.400 with his face on it. 0.99
00:16:22.220 A Marilyn Manson dildo 0.99
00:16:23.900 and stuck it to a column. 0.97
00:16:26.520 And I was like, this is Tommy Lee,
00:16:28.800 this is Marilyn Manson and MGK.
00:16:30.800 And welcome to Hollywood.
00:16:32.160 Wow.
00:16:33.340 Is that one of those moments where you're like,
00:16:35.380 I'm really out here.
00:16:38.220 Those moments don't exist anymore, bro.
00:16:40.160 I'm so numb to everything. 0.97
00:16:41.660 So a dildo's getting slapped to a wall. 0.99
00:16:44.040 Bro, not just a dildo, bro. 0.99
00:16:45.780 A customized dildo. 0.98
00:16:47.300 That's normal? Of course. 0.98
00:16:49.020 Well, especially for Marilyn Manson, dude
00:16:51.480 It's over
00:16:52.040 Belfort said he's been desensitized to things
00:16:54.680 And I was just like, brother, you are preaching to the choir
00:16:57.640 I'll be honest with you
00:16:58.320 If you walked in and saw somebody popping a cork of bubbly 1.00
00:17:00.840 Into a woman's vagina 0.99
00:17:01.760 And then someone drank it, you probably still would be a little 1.00
00:17:04.040 I acted shocked
00:17:05.500 You know what? Did you hear what I said?
00:17:08.040 I said it's because she banged 20 dudes before
00:17:10.720 Nah, still, bro 0.64
00:17:11.680 Y'all need to watch more Disney movies, dog
00:17:14.340 Oh, you're right
00:17:15.080 You ever watch Disney Pixar films?
00:17:17.900 I do.
00:17:18.620 I haven't watched one in a really long time. 1.00
00:17:20.780 Probably a Monsters, Inc. type of girl, huh? 1.00
00:17:23.480 Despicable Me.
00:17:24.540 Monsters, Inc.
00:17:25.260 I do love that movie.
00:17:26.120 What was my favorite one?
00:17:27.320 Oh, I just watched the freaking.
00:17:29.560 Well, I love animals.
00:17:30.820 Up is definitely a tearjerker.
00:17:32.320 But a tearjerker.
00:17:33.340 But that Life of Pets, Secret Life of Pets movie.
00:17:36.300 Oh, how was it?
00:17:36.840 That's like cute.
00:17:37.740 That's cute.
00:17:38.420 I mean, like I love animals.
00:17:39.420 So I'm like, aw, look at that.
00:17:40.600 That's so cute.
00:17:41.180 Hey, speaking of movies that are safe for kids to watch,
00:17:44.380 How long do I have to wait before we can talk about Tommy Lee's sex tape?
00:17:48.260 Oh, God.
00:17:48.980 I'm sorry.
00:17:49.520 Oh, my God.
00:17:50.520 I know it's early.
00:17:52.620 So, listen.
00:17:53.200 Just for just.
00:17:54.220 I will touch it quickly.
00:17:55.800 It may be.
00:17:56.800 Logan's not old enough.
00:17:58.040 What's the.
00:17:58.880 Like, what did you.
00:17:59.760 Please explain what the situation is.
00:18:01.600 For me, too, honestly. 1.00
00:18:02.820 Kim, K, and Ray J have the biggest sex tape ever. 0.98
00:18:08.320 Theirs is the biggest? 0.98
00:18:09.360 I don't know. 0.95
00:18:09.940 But for the generation before them.
00:18:13.280 the Tommy Lee
00:18:15.340 Pam Anderson sex tape was the biggest thing 0.99
00:18:17.220 that ever fucking happened and what was it exactly 1.00
00:18:19.200 like how did that it was it was 0.98
00:18:20.700 I'll tread lightfully respectfully here
00:18:23.100 it was a sex tape but also don't
00:18:24.900 yeah I'm not like totally into talking about it but
00:18:27.080 okay no but I want to talk about it
00:18:29.400 like I'm like it's not you
00:18:31.340 yeah but it's like my husband
00:18:33.120 so question then we'll just
00:18:34.900 don't skip it is the
00:18:36.620 whole thing not talking about it is that how you
00:18:39.360 or I just like it just has nothing to do with me
00:18:41.480 okay yeah I mean it's
00:18:43.260 Everyone knows about it.
00:18:44.540 It's the past.
00:18:44.800 Yeah, it's the past.
00:18:45.880 That was like 100 years ago.
00:18:47.240 And the relationship too.
00:18:48.460 Like the whole thing.
00:18:49.120 You guys just don't.
00:18:50.040 I mean, I've never met her.
00:18:51.740 And I've like his boys are grown up.
00:18:54.020 They're like 22 and 25.
00:18:57.160 No, 24.
00:18:58.100 Yeah, 25 and 24.
00:18:59.200 Yeah, they're like all grown up.
00:19:00.380 Like it's not even a.
00:19:01.680 It's a non-starter.
00:19:02.600 It's not a topic.
00:19:03.040 It's like not even like I never was around for that stuff.
00:19:06.840 You know, like when I when we moved in together, like they are already grown up.
00:19:10.240 They just moved into their own places and stuff like that.
00:19:12.260 so was it did that ever was it ever like a concern for you getting into the relationship that like
00:19:16.560 we'd be having this conversation on the world's number one podcast um not really i mean everyone's
00:19:21.760 like everyone's like oh my god like that blah blah blah but it's like it's been like a hundred
00:19:25.620 years ago like it's like i feel like everyone's seen it and everyone's like i haven't i mean
00:19:30.260 maybe you haven't seen it but it's like not i mean it's not a big deal it's like whatever
00:19:33.860 i don't i'm like not bothered by it i'm just like it's like doesn't have anything to do with i
00:19:38.300 I completely get it.
00:19:39.220 And I also completely think it's not a big deal at all.
00:19:42.560 Like, I mean, I feel like everyone has it.
00:19:44.900 Like, it's like everyone's got a tape that's floating around or whatever.
00:19:48.100 By the way, we've talked about this on the show.
00:19:51.680 What?
00:19:52.280 We've talked about this on the show.
00:19:53.540 I have a missing tape from ice cream.
00:19:55.180 And at some point, my wife is probably going to be hit with this horrific situation.
00:19:59.440 I'm already prepping for it.
00:20:01.060 He even, like, staged out the boundaries.
00:20:05.960 He blocked the insurance.
00:20:07.480 Because it was VHS, so I had to look through the little scope.
00:20:10.160 You have a VHS tape?
00:20:11.420 Yes.
00:20:11.800 He was when he was 15.
00:20:12.920 I was 15 years old, already making pornographic cinema.
00:20:16.280 Jeez.
00:20:16.580 But listen.
00:20:17.820 With who?
00:20:18.780 With someone from your high school?
00:20:19.760 Yes.
00:20:20.560 We were like, maybe we were 16.
00:20:22.700 I don't know.
00:20:23.140 We're 15, 16.
00:20:24.380 And I was like, yo, this is a great time.
00:20:26.120 At that age.
00:20:27.240 I really hope that big surfaces, bro.
00:20:29.900 Oh, my God.
00:20:30.700 Man.
00:20:31.000 Yo, for the sake of me.
00:20:32.460 He doesn't.
00:20:33.520 He definitely never wants anyone to see it.
00:20:35.740 But yo, quick.
00:20:36.220 just and then move off of it but like the other thing is like he's known for so much more than
00:20:41.620 that like it's not like it's not like like ray j and kim made it off that sex tape yeah
00:20:46.740 tommy lee has a bolsterous amazing career that just happened to include this tape and so 0.96
00:20:53.780 whatever i don't know yeah listen we had to fucking talk about it right all right i'm sorry 0.62
00:20:57.820 no i mean like it's fine and people have brought it up and been like oh like what about this and 0.81
00:21:02.400 I'm like, what about it?
00:21:03.220 Like, it's been out forever.
00:21:04.800 It's like, it came out in like, what?
00:21:06.260 Like, 90s?
00:21:07.220 The 90s?
00:21:07.900 October 22nd, 1990s.
00:21:10.660 So long ago.
00:21:12.280 So long ago.
00:21:13.300 Anyway, yeah, no, I mean, like, it's all good.
00:21:15.180 And he's had a past, he's dated incredible women.
00:21:17.580 Like, he's been with, he's been with incredible women.
00:21:19.860 Are you threatened by that at all?
00:21:21.100 No.
00:21:21.680 I admire them.
00:21:23.380 You got the dub.
00:21:24.160 I think they're beautiful.
00:21:25.100 Like, there's nothing to, like, look back and be like, oh, I'm mad.
00:21:28.540 Like, if anything, I'm flattered.
00:21:29.660 I'm like, oh, my God, you went out with Heather Locklear.
00:21:31.240 You married Heather Locklear.
00:21:32.200 you married Pamela Anderson
00:21:34.000 they're both beautiful, talented
00:21:35.800 I'm flattered
00:21:37.220 like for kids that don't know this
00:21:39.880 these are 0.71
00:21:40.600 do you know who Heather Locklear is? 1.00
00:21:42.520 the biggest babes in the history of the world 1.00
00:21:45.480 wow, he doesn't know who Heather Locklear is 1.00
00:21:47.720 that's crazy 1.00
00:21:48.400 equal to Cindy Crawford 1.00
00:21:50.540 top fucking, number one in the entire world 0.99
00:21:53.860 yeah, these were 1.00
00:21:54.680 the women of the, yeah, there she is 1.00
00:21:57.280 she's beautiful 1.00
00:21:58.360 not doing so great right now 0.99
00:22:00.120 Well, she's gone through some shit, but who isn't? 0.98
00:22:02.580 No, I definitely have that for sure. 0.99
00:22:04.060 And yeah, so no, it's kind of crazy.
00:22:06.800 He's had like all the most amazing people.
00:22:10.020 It's kind of insane.
00:22:10.620 Now he's got a mother. 0.88
00:22:11.560 Now he's got a mother.
00:22:12.520 What's your place in entertainment today?
00:22:14.360 Because I know in Vine, I remember like when I was first coming up on Vine,
00:22:17.260 I think you were the biggest at one point.
00:22:19.720 I was.
00:22:20.200 I think you were number one.
00:22:21.340 Yeah, I know. 1.00
00:22:21.620 And you would always make jokes about being a failing actress.
00:22:24.240 And now you have like a huge mansion.
00:22:25.880 I'm like, oh, all right.
00:22:26.840 Well, if I didn't live with my husband in his mansion, I'd probably live in a garage.
00:22:30.120 And, uh, yeah.
00:22:30.760 You still love life, I'm sure.
00:22:32.640 Yeah, no, I'm great.
00:22:33.620 And I was doing fine.
00:22:34.380 It's, it's, yeah, it's hard because don't you feel like Vine kind of like created a stigma around you?
00:22:40.300 Like, oh, you're a, like, you're a Viner and like.
00:22:42.920 Yeah, for sure.
00:22:43.540 Like you're definitely, you did move.
00:22:45.400 I mean, you were doing movies and stuff for a lot for a minute.
00:22:47.660 You were doing, you know, you did that movie.
00:22:49.880 What's his name?
00:22:50.720 The, the thinning.
00:22:52.220 Yeah, the thinning.
00:22:53.380 And then you did a TV show for some.
00:22:56.520 You did like a bunch of stuff.
00:22:57.560 And I really thought you were going to go away from social media and do
00:23:02.640 traditional acting.
00:23:03.760 I thought you were going to be done with all this stuff.
00:23:06.340 Something happened.
00:23:07.440 Evidently.
00:23:07.920 Yeah.
00:23:08.560 Yeah.
00:23:08.880 And so that's why it's so crazy.
00:23:10.300 Cause I was like,
00:23:10.780 Oh my God.
00:23:11.120 I'm so,
00:23:11.320 I was like so jealous.
00:23:12.200 I was like, 1.00
00:23:12.540 fuck, 1.00
00:23:12.880 look at Logan. 1.00
00:23:13.820 He's like everywhere. 1.00
00:23:15.320 Like fuck. 1.00
00:23:16.060 Like, 1.00
00:23:16.240 and you and Batch and Batch is on like his 17th Netflix movie.
00:23:19.760 Like I'm like,
00:23:21.140 it's kind of crazy.
00:23:23.640 That's just whack.
00:23:24.720 But didn't you love it?
00:23:25.780 You were good at it.
00:23:26.840 what I love. You are good at it. I love doing
00:23:28.920 what I want. Yeah, that's true. And not
00:23:30.860 having to. Nine times more money. Yeah.
00:23:32.880 And not having to, like, report to anybody.
00:23:35.000 You know where we found, like, a cool
00:23:36.900 overlap and, like, a transition point?
00:23:38.900 We, uh, we started, like,
00:23:40.840 writing our own, like, long 0.99
00:23:42.980 form shit. Yeah. And he started writing 1.00
00:23:44.920 his own long form shit. Oh, cool. And then acting in 1.00
00:23:46.860 that. Yeah. And so we did the Flat Earth
00:23:48.860 movie, which was fucking amazing. 0.98
00:23:50.860 Oh, cool. Yeah. And so, like, he's able to actually 0.97
00:23:52.620 write, produce, do his own shit. Well, there you go. 1.00
00:23:54.920 What are you doing now? What are you doing now for entertainment?
00:23:56.840 it because you got you got a talent girl you were in my movie i love you yeah um i mean i have my
00:24:01.180 own podcast called worst first where i talk about people's worst dating experiences i have to have
00:24:05.500 you on there wait wasn't i didn't we do we did a worst first was my first one it was my first one
00:24:11.280 on my youtube channel remember i came to your house yeah i do i gave you that was so funny
00:24:16.780 you did give me a shitty answer you're like i don't really have bad dating stories i'm like
00:24:20.180 really you're like well i'm 12 so i haven't gone out with a lot of people yet it was really funny
00:24:25.660 I have a lot of dating experience
00:24:28.420 I don't know what dating is
00:24:29.740 I made a lot of videos
00:24:30.760 I can do splits
00:24:34.600 You want me to put those American shorts on 1.00
00:24:37.620 and shoot sparklers out my ass 1.00
00:24:39.300 pretty much 1.00
00:24:40.320 That was the old me
00:24:42.100 That fresh out of Ohio
00:24:44.340 I loved it though
00:24:45.420 Every time I think of Logan
00:24:47.060 I just have this image of my head
00:24:48.400 of him in America shorts
00:24:50.080 with rollerblades
00:24:51.000 holding sparklers
00:24:51.940 with his shirt off
00:24:52.820 and just doing squirrels
00:24:54.160 Well I've done that
00:24:54.980 I know.
00:24:55.720 That's what I think of with you.
00:24:57.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:57.780 And he says it's the old him.
00:24:59.140 We have this trip for Russia, so we do the slapping. 1.00
00:25:02.260 We're sitting in the room with these two Russians the other day 0.98
00:25:04.240 talking about, like, best ways to act in Moscow. 0.99
00:25:07.020 And he's like, I'm thinking about dressing up. 0.99
00:25:15.700 Didn't you eat, like, complete shit on those things? 1.00
00:25:18.780 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:25:20.500 Why didn't you post the eating shit videos? 0.99
00:25:22.620 Those would have been hilarious. 1.00
00:25:24.100 I do, I do. 1.00
00:25:24.460 You're just falling and fucking eating shit. 1.00
00:25:26.560 I'm dead. 1.00
00:25:27.060 It's just so funny.
00:25:28.460 It's amazing how far people have come.
00:25:30.620 I mean, look at you.
00:25:31.220 You live in like, what is this?
00:25:33.280 This is like the set of like, I don't know what this is.
00:25:36.560 It's like a mansion.
00:25:37.380 It's like a Playboy mansion light.
00:25:39.660 When's the last time you've seen Jake?
00:25:41.480 I saw him at Machine Gun Kelly's party with you.
00:25:44.020 Because Jake, as his brother, I'm crazy impressed with his transformation.
00:25:49.080 From being like a little 17-year-old squirt, by the way, smallest out of everyone.
00:25:52.680 to not like a six foot one stud
00:25:54.580 making millions of dollars.
00:25:55.800 But you like helped him.
00:25:56.960 I remember you used to always encourage
00:25:58.720 and you were always so nice
00:25:59.940 about your brother.
00:26:00.720 Always.
00:26:01.140 You would always be like,
00:26:02.540 watch my brother's videos
00:26:03.720 and like blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:26:04.940 Like you were always helping him.
00:26:06.480 So he kind of owes you.
00:26:08.320 Not for nothing.
00:26:09.440 I'm just saying.
00:26:10.340 I'm just saying.
00:26:10.960 Yo, just have my back, bro.
00:26:11.660 I remember on Vine,
00:26:12.900 you would always rewind his stuff.
00:26:14.680 You would put him in things.
00:26:15.760 Like you were always very supportive.
00:26:17.600 You were like,
00:26:17.980 oh, this is my brother.
00:26:18.980 Everywhere you went,
00:26:19.820 you would bring him with you.
00:26:20.880 You would,
00:26:21.300 you helped him as a big brother
00:26:23.280 I do remember that
00:26:24.300 I was like wow he's so nice to his siblings
00:26:26.780 wow I don't know what that's like
00:26:28.140 how many siblings do you have
00:26:30.060 I just have an older brother Greg
00:26:31.220 Greg
00:26:33.460 hey shouts Greg is he cool
00:26:35.780 is he weird and quirky like you
00:26:37.040 he's weird like me but he's cool 0.91
00:26:39.020 he's just like a weirdo 1.00
00:26:40.320 one of your parents is a fucking weirdo 1.00
00:26:42.780 is it your mom 1.00
00:26:44.980 no cause she would always put her on vine
00:26:46.760 I was like I see now
00:26:49.240 what's happening
00:26:49.900 oh yeah
00:26:50.660 are you guys similar
00:26:52.040 not medicated
00:26:52.860 yeah
00:26:53.860 not really
00:26:55.100 she's like a lot more
00:26:56.340 do you talk to her 1.00
00:26:56.880 about like sex and stuff
00:26:57.940 I don't really
00:26:58.560 we don't really talk right now
00:26:59.740 we're not really having a
00:27:00.820 yeah
00:27:01.440 it's like a
00:27:02.420 not good
00:27:03.180 what happened
00:27:04.000 if you don't mind us asking
00:27:04.920 oh god
00:27:05.760 so much stuff 0.97
00:27:07.680 she's just like a
00:27:08.380 falling out 1.00
00:27:09.060 trick ass hoe 1.00
00:27:09.720 no 1.00
00:27:10.280 oh my god
00:27:11.480 it's
00:27:11.720 dead
00:27:12.360 no we've always had
00:27:14.500 a really complicated relationship
00:27:15.800 like my parents got divorced
00:27:17.420 when I was really young
00:27:18.400 and my
00:27:18.940 my mom left
00:27:20.860 and my dad
00:27:21.620 I was with my dad
00:27:22.160 and my brother
00:27:22.620 and so
00:27:23.540 I got raised by dudes
00:27:25.320 so that's why
00:27:25.960 I'm like kind of
00:27:26.440 a tomboy
00:27:27.380 that's why I'm like
00:27:28.100 a tomboy
00:27:28.640 so
00:27:29.540 and then it just was
00:27:31.040 a really complicated
00:27:31.880 relationship
00:27:32.500 I mean
00:27:33.340 it's just like
00:27:34.880 you know
00:27:35.120 some people just don't
00:27:36.280 click
00:27:37.200 and I think
00:27:37.960 I've always
00:27:38.440 I've always tried to
00:27:39.620 you know
00:27:40.420 make it work
00:27:41.360 and it's just like
00:27:42.860 really sad
00:27:43.740 because it just ends up
00:27:44.760 always not good 0.98
00:27:45.660 and it sucks 0.93
00:27:47.060 I wish I 0.93
00:27:47.560 like I look at people
00:27:48.240 in a fight with your mom?
00:27:49.200 Oh my God.
00:27:49.580 A physical altercation?
00:27:50.740 Yeah, when I was little
00:27:51.440 for sure.
00:27:52.260 Like my mom used to 1.00
00:27:52.920 beat the shit out of us. 1.00
00:27:53.400 Did she ever slap you? 1.00
00:27:54.600 Are you kidding? 1.00
00:27:55.520 Of course, she's Italian. 1.00
00:27:56.700 She's an Italian mother. 0.99
00:27:57.880 Did she ever slap you 1.00
00:27:58.440 like this hard?
00:28:00.260 Oh my God.
00:28:02.120 Yeah.
00:28:02.920 Are you going to deny him?
00:28:06.540 That didn't even look that hard.
00:28:07.980 I'm sure it was a lot harder
00:28:08.740 than it looked, but.
00:28:11.060 Is this what you're doing?
00:28:12.420 Yeah.
00:28:12.660 You're going to get brain damage. 1.00
00:28:13.880 Yeah, he's fucked. 1.00
00:28:14.480 That's very possible. 1.00
00:28:15.700 Yeah, he breaks your neck.
00:28:16.940 You're like,
00:28:17.220 oh, well, that's it.
00:28:18.240 no but it says maverick on your coffin it's just a bird like r.i.p your mom moves in here she takes
00:28:24.460 over your dog she makes it a cute like shabby chic house she takes over the podcast yeah she
00:28:28.300 does an interior design show logan's mom just takes over everything she's like well welcome
00:28:32.240 to the channel we'll we'll share some videos of my son but anyway it's more about me
00:28:35.240 i love it family oh my god are you scared oh there's a fly oh i actually think he got it he
00:28:43.800 slapped it logan what is your deal are you in a relationship or what's going on with you like
00:28:48.100 I'm emotionally unavailable.
00:28:49.360 He's in a relationship with the gang.
00:28:50.300 I kind of noticed that.
00:28:51.140 Can we talk about that for a second? 1.00
00:28:52.600 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:28:53.080 She flipped the fuck. 1.00
00:28:53.820 Guys, I'm flipping the script. 1.00
00:28:55.000 If you're going to bring up weird shit that I don't want to talk about, 0.96
00:28:56.960 I'm going to bring up weird shit you don't want to talk about. 0.91
00:28:58.260 What do you want from me? 0.99
00:28:59.180 I want to talk about when your dog passed away
00:29:01.680 and that weird post that you did.
00:29:03.780 What?
00:29:03.920 He was like, R.I.P.
00:29:06.720 Freaking.
00:29:07.280 What was his name?
00:29:07.900 Kong. 1.00
00:29:08.380 Taken down by Yotes. 0.99
00:29:09.640 Yotes. 0.62
00:29:10.140 Who said like.
00:29:10.880 Yotes.
00:29:11.260 When Maggie.
00:29:12.140 Remember Maggie Poos?
00:29:13.060 My dachshund. 0.92
00:29:13.900 Who I used to do all my videos with.
00:29:15.340 if you literally google meggy poos she'll come up my dachshund okay your your post about kong was 0.87
00:29:20.060 very weird this one it i don't where's the get yeah rest in peace you little inbred you little 0.82
00:29:26.320 golden puffle poof your tongue will forever be long and bound to it just sounds emotionless well
00:29:32.060 here's the deal and we talked about this at machine green kelly's house i was like do you
00:29:35.300 not have feelings like i would be so depressed like when my dog got my dog got killed by a car
00:29:40.680 my little wiener dog, Meg, and
00:29:42.580 I couldn't get out of bed for
00:29:44.720 like a month. Like, I was like, I can't
00:29:46.740 handle this. Like, it felt like losing a person.
00:29:48.660 You couldn't get out of bed for
00:29:50.740 a month. I was so sad. She's like a
00:29:52.660 human. It was like a human. It was like 0.90
00:29:54.700 more than a human. I would prefer to be
00:29:56.720 able to get out of bed. So you know what I'd do?
00:29:58.620 What do you do? I'd deflect with comedy. Did you cry?
00:30:01.260 Uh, no.
00:30:02.660 He came home. I thought
00:30:04.420 I was going to. Serial killer. 0.97
00:30:07.420 Sociopath. 1.00
00:30:08.660 Sociopath. I feel like you did. You cried.
00:30:10.360 I had like one tear once
00:30:12.520 but
00:30:13.080 oh come on 0.99
00:30:13.660 don't be a puss 1.00
00:30:15.160 do you cry 0.99
00:30:16.400 do you cry
00:30:17.020 he's like yeah
00:30:18.160 I had a nail
00:30:18.720 fall out of my eyelid
00:30:19.700 what makes you cry
00:30:20.600 I cried the other day
00:30:21.680 about what
00:30:22.300 uh
00:30:23.180 creative frustration
00:30:24.580 yeah creative frustration
00:30:25.560 makes him cry
00:30:26.160 and kick everyone out of the house
00:30:27.820 and having my heart broken 0.88
00:30:28.980 oh who broke your heart 1.00
00:30:30.400 this girl by the name of 1.00
00:30:31.360 uh two girls 1.00
00:30:32.840 tell
00:30:33.580 no I can't 1.00
00:30:34.500 this girl by the name of 1.00
00:30:35.280 you know
00:30:35.680 I do
00:30:36.540 you know
00:30:37.220 okay I think I know
00:30:38.420 maybe
00:30:38.940 oh is this like
00:30:39.980 old school? I mean, no. Yes, and
00:30:42.060 no. You're my boy, Blue. Oh, I think I know.
00:30:44.120 Old school is this, y'all? Don't you
00:30:45.980 love it when I talk about personal stuff and he gets all like,
00:30:47.920 you know, I don't want to mention it.
00:30:50.440 Well, just out of respect. 1.00
00:30:51.960 I want to leave the girls out. 1.00
00:30:53.520 I get it. I get it. I get it. I just 1.00
00:30:55.880 want to see a video of you weeping. You could upload
00:30:58.000 that to YouTube. I would watch that
00:30:59.960 and be like, oh, he does have feelings. That's cool.
00:31:02.040 Oh, in our boxing
00:31:03.880 documentary, I cried. You did? I cried.
00:31:05.940 Why? Did someone hit you really hard?
00:31:07.700 Yeah, but it was after the sparring session.
00:31:09.980 and uh it was it was a week before the fight one week it was in london and this dude kicked my 0.99
00:31:16.080 fucking ass and uh i i was in the middle of the i think third round and i was just fucking like i 0.99
00:31:22.780 was about to give up because i just was getting my ass kicked by like a pro and jake goes don't 1.00
00:31:28.720 give up from the corner and like i just got i just got this even now i'm just thinking about 0.97
00:31:33.020 getting emotional like i just got this super uh super severe wave of emotion that ran through my
00:31:39.220 body because the whole year was about not
00:31:41.160 giving up and like my brother 0.99
00:31:42.920 someone who's always had my back and like my fucking 0.99
00:31:45.140 family was telling me not to give up and so after all 0.99
00:31:47.100 that hit me I was just like oh shit 0.99
00:31:48.760 but when it happens I'm like 0.99
00:31:51.020 and he still doesn't even know what to do
00:31:53.360 what's happening
00:31:55.500 no but like
00:31:57.080 hey you know what that word
00:31:59.260 sociopath rings so heavy thanks to
00:32:01.040 Shane Dawson and like by the way
00:32:03.260 and I've said this before and you can ask any psychologist
00:32:05.200 like people who actually know what they're doing not people who have
00:32:07.120 YouTube channels about it
00:32:08.040 there's a sociopathic spectrum
00:32:10.880 and I think we're all on it I think we're just at
00:32:12.740 different levels of it so yeah is my
00:32:14.800 reaction to my dog dying like
00:32:16.280 do most people react like this
00:32:18.300 probably not but then again like I don't
00:32:20.360 like I don't know this this makes me
00:32:22.680 feel better because I
00:32:24.660 I don't know I mean listen it was also
00:32:26.720 a eulogy it was a beautiful eulogy
00:32:28.440 I mean it's the people deliver eulogies at
00:32:30.660 funerals and this was beautiful he was
00:32:32.540 so cute like I would rather I'm sorry I'm not trying to make
00:32:34.660 you feel better no no it's
00:32:36.140 it's a it's a great question because like i often wonder the same thing i would i would rather
00:32:40.240 celebrate the life and laugh than just sit there and mourn in remorse but that day were you just
00:32:46.320 like you couldn't function right no i could he came home he walked in yo he walked in the door
00:32:52.740 i guess i'm just i'm just different yeah the sociopath it's just a it's just like yo two
00:33:00.000 types of people there's someone like no offense yeah like you're gonna sit in bed for a month
00:33:06.040 or it's like yo this happened 0.99
00:33:07.720 fucking sucks what can I do about it 0.99
00:33:10.220 to make me feel better let's keep on going forward 1.00
00:33:12.320 like that's what I do
00:33:13.920 but there's like a blend of the two
00:33:16.380 where you can be emotional
00:33:18.420 and mourn 1.00
00:33:19.300 a fucking spider is crawling down what are we going to do about it 1.00
00:33:21.980 let it go right here let it crawl down 1.00
00:33:23.820 oh it's a little baby spider
00:33:26.460 are you
00:33:27.160 we're like he's like
00:33:30.460 I'm not a sociopath there's a spider 0.99
00:33:32.380 you just killed one of your ancestors 1.00
00:33:34.020 I'm dead. 1.00
00:33:34.640 Believable.
00:33:35.560 I'm dead.
00:33:36.220 Your mom's laughing.
00:33:36.920 I love her.
00:33:37.340 Everyone processes
00:33:38.140 Your mom has feelings.
00:33:38.740 Everyone processes emotion differently.
00:33:40.280 It's true.
00:33:40.760 You know what I'm saying?
00:33:41.740 Brittany, he came back in the house
00:33:43.400 the day that the Kong was eaten.
00:33:45.820 He had been out at dinner.
00:33:47.040 He rushed home.
00:33:48.620 Andre cried.
00:33:50.360 Oh my God.
00:33:50.840 Andre cried.
00:33:51.840 Andre cried.
00:33:53.440 Andre cried.
00:33:54.000 Andre discovered it.
00:33:55.180 Andre discovered it.
00:33:56.000 Via tape.
00:33:56.960 Via video camera.
00:33:57.980 But also at the same time,
00:33:59.040 Andre cries when an ant stubs its foot.
00:34:01.100 Like a little ant will just be like,
00:34:02.280 and Andre will cry.
00:34:03.380 He's very emotional.
00:34:05.440 Andre, I relate.
00:34:07.040 I don't think ants have feet. 0.99
00:34:08.660 Anyways, dwarf mama cried. 1.00
00:34:10.360 Of course. 0.99
00:34:10.760 Logan came home and he said the following.
00:34:13.740 He opened the door.
00:34:14.840 I don't know if I want to hear this.
00:34:15.480 He opened the door and he said, he's gone.
00:34:19.460 There's nothing you or I can do about it.
00:34:22.580 Is that a lie?
00:34:24.060 No, it's true.
00:34:25.000 And then for the next 20 people that he saw.
00:34:27.540 You should be in the military.
00:34:28.800 Yeah.
00:34:29.220 Then for the next 20 people he saw that night. 0.81
00:34:31.560 You should command legions of humans.
00:34:32.000 He hugged the person and he said, and they said, I am, the person said, I am so sorry, Logan.
00:34:37.380 He said, well, Kong's gone and there's nothing you or I can do about it. 0.99
00:34:43.660 He said it in the same robotic, sociopathic way to every fucking person. 0.99
00:34:51.340 Is it, is it, am I wrong? 1.00
00:34:53.520 Logan, you would have been great in the military.
00:34:55.680 I mean, you're a little crazy, but you would be great in the military because you are very tough with feelings.
00:35:00.160 after Japan happened 0.97
00:35:01.100 I was literally
00:35:02.200 about to enlist
00:35:02.940 they won't let me
00:35:03.980 because I'm a celebrity
00:35:05.560 no
00:35:06.200 what
00:35:06.600 no because like
00:35:07.560 if I get tortured 1.00
00:35:08.120 like we're fucked 1.00
00:35:08.940 they're like 0.99
00:35:09.920 we're gonna take 0.99
00:35:10.460 Logan's balls 1.00
00:35:11.260 and put them in a jar 0.99
00:35:12.180 and put it on YouTube 1.00
00:35:13.080 fuck you America 1.00
00:35:14.640 and they're like 1.00
00:35:15.260 ugh
00:35:15.560 I get a lot of views actually
00:35:16.660 at least split the AdSense
00:35:17.980 with us
00:35:18.460 I'm just waiting to like
00:35:20.160 come across a cooler
00:35:21.680 in the house
00:35:22.260 and open it with a limb
00:35:23.460 over ice
00:35:24.320 you're not gonna kill anyone 1.00
00:35:25.420 you said fuck 1.00
00:35:25.920 I'm just like 1.00
00:35:26.520 I'm ready for that moment
00:35:27.360 that was actually
00:35:27.640 my next question
00:35:28.300 Logan
00:35:28.680 your mom said you were trained
00:35:30.980 not to cry
00:35:31.900 oh yeah
00:35:33.460 look at her face right now 1.00
00:35:35.640 does that look like the face of someone who's gonna cry 1.00
00:35:37.820 anytime soon
00:35:38.600 your dad would call you
00:35:42.520 oh my god
00:35:44.480 so your dad did this to you
00:35:45.880 guys we're breaking some serious
00:35:47.560 psychological ground right now
00:35:49.700 right right
00:35:53.800 your mom's normal yeah
00:35:55.280 you were not raised by me
00:35:57.840 at the time that you were very influenced by your dad let's call in gp so your dad you don't even
00:36:03.160 remember this this is like repressed your dad taught you not to cry i had an opportunity to
00:36:08.780 cry my grandma passed away and it was an open casket and i went and i grabbed her hand my dad
00:36:13.660 was next to me and i had it was it was the moment where i was either going to cry and let that
00:36:18.340 dictate my life or i was going to be a man and try to impress my dad and show strength or not cry
00:36:24.360 so I didn't cry I held it in
00:36:26.480 and then from that moment on I was
00:36:28.660 like I just kind of been trying to
00:36:30.180 suppress my tears don't do that
00:36:32.720 be emotional girls like that
00:36:34.760 girls like guys that feel things
00:36:36.120 let's see if we can cover some ground 0.68
00:36:38.340 I want to make you cry right now
00:36:39.700 I could cry right now I know but it wouldn't be real
00:36:42.060 it's gotta be real
00:36:42.920 it's okay to cry
00:36:45.540 I know
00:36:46.580 no no no
00:36:47.380 he's saying it's okay
00:36:51.980 I know
00:36:52.560 this isn't going to be real tears
00:36:56.760 watch this I got it
00:36:58.760 you can't release the James Charles video
00:37:00.780 why what was wrong with that video
00:37:05.160 he just breaks down
00:37:07.240 no I think you're like
00:37:11.160 you try to like do you want me to be honest
00:37:12.980 as your friends who's known you for a really
00:37:15.280 long time I don't know how long you guys have
00:37:17.260 all known him you've known him longer
00:37:18.440 I've known you longer and I remember meeting you 0.99
00:37:21.260 young and i just remember like i just know you at your heart like when all this shit you were 0.89
00:37:26.940 going through with all this drama and all this stuff like you know i know you and i know your 0.84
00:37:32.260 heart and i know that you are a sensitive person and i know that you are emotional and i know that 0.95
00:37:37.740 you try to act like you're not and you try to be like oh i don't care i'll fucking smash a beer can 0.90
00:37:42.580 on my head but like at the end of the day that logan is like the show logan that's like the 0.94
00:37:49.580 follow me on youtube logan that's like the you know logan but i know logan inside is not he's
00:37:55.180 a huge teddy bear can i ask you something daddy bear that is partially because and i felt this
00:38:02.400 the other day uh when i said i cried it was like a light cry but uh there were definitely a couple
00:38:09.400 tears like a mist like a mist it was like a mist it was definitely super emotional when i asked
00:38:13.540 everyone to leave the house i was like yeah i need you all to sleep elsewhere and i need the
00:38:17.260 house alone and it's partially because sometimes i as the team leader feel like i should not show
00:38:26.840 signs of weakness you have to be strong yeah for everybody i feel like i should try is my best to
00:38:30.980 be invincible i know and i see that and i know that just because i've met you when you were
00:38:35.620 before everything happened and i was like you know that's why everyone was being so what is that but
00:38:39.040 is that good or bad no i mean the knee-jerk reaction is like it's bad the emotion when it
00:38:43.480 comes to like is it when it comes to business and leadership there's generally a different a little
00:38:47.520 bit of a different set of rules i think in a in a small organization like the one we're in with
00:38:52.440 close friends and family as your as your either employees or partners or advisors different story
00:38:57.960 cry your eyes out let us know you have feelings and we'll be there to help you and we'll and we'll
00:39:01.820 support you as the head of an organization the ceo probably shouldn't go on stage to start weeping 0.95
00:39:06.960 his fucking eyes out it's probably not that there's like a there's a definitely like a time 0.97
00:39:11.040 in a place but I think that like a lot of what you show your audience is let's like you know 0.99
00:39:15.500 you can't be defeated and you're tough and like oh like nothing can get to me and I don't have
00:39:20.020 feelings and like I'm gonna fucking do all these videos and I'm unstoppable but like I know in
00:39:24.280 your heart that you're a lot more emotional than that and I know that you you definitely have a
00:39:28.960 lot more going on I think you don't let a lot of people in obviously and not like your audience 0.99
00:39:32.800 and stuff like that and I remember when all these people were like giving you shit and being like
00:39:36.440 oh whatever all this stuff that was going on with you like they just don't know you personally and 0.98
00:39:40.940 know that like all this is like yeah like logan raw you know but like on the inside you have like
00:39:47.200 a very soft heart also also another reason i think i do that is and maybe you can relate to this
00:39:52.620 is like when i'm actually truly sad and i'm like yo this is a problem because like i typically don't
00:39:57.660 get sad and it happens like three four times a year i'm really sad i reach such a level of low
00:40:04.240 and a place of despair
00:40:05.840 where I have no interest
00:40:08.820 in sharing my feelings with other people
00:40:11.260 because I don't believe
00:40:12.040 that they are going to make me feel better.
00:40:13.780 Like typically, I'm just like,
00:40:14.880 yo, the only person
00:40:16.240 that's going to get over this hump is me.
00:40:18.040 I have to do this myself.
00:40:19.540 Like I won't call my mom.
00:40:21.000 I won't call my dad.
00:40:22.060 I won't call Jake.
00:40:22.780 I won't call the people I love most
00:40:23.920 because like it's not looking for,
00:40:25.780 I'm not looking for attention.
00:40:26.660 I'm not looking for advice
00:40:27.580 with the relationship stuff maybe.
00:40:29.500 But this last time,
00:40:30.380 like my mom happened to call me
00:40:31.440 and I was just like, 0.94
00:40:32.080 mom, I'm like really fucking sad. 0.97
00:40:33.880 Yeah. 0.91
00:40:34.240 But, like, also, it's, I didn't find solace in telling or showing other people.
00:40:39.780 It was, it just felt like 100% personal thing.
00:40:42.020 So, I just kept it all.
00:40:43.200 I got on the phone with him for, like, a half hour.
00:40:45.260 And I remember it was right at the beginning, like, right after he had this kind of, like, emotional situation.
00:40:49.920 And I gave him this really long pep talk about, like, how he's been on the top.
00:40:55.440 Like, all these different things, right?
00:40:57.340 And everything's coming back around.
00:40:59.100 Everything's going so well.
00:41:00.280 And I was, like, and I delivered it, by the way, really well.
00:41:03.380 like i knew i had delivered it really well and so at the end of the call i'm like oh well he's
00:41:07.800 probably better and as soon as i stopped like like we stopped having that conversation he goes
00:41:12.180 i still need everyone to leave the house i was like holy shit this is like really happening 0.74
00:41:17.080 do you go to therapy or anything like that no you don't like believe in that therapy's no i 0.57
00:41:21.800 believe it for certain people it's just like like me talking about it historically doesn't always
00:41:30.100 like correct my emotions.
00:41:33.480 Have you gone to therapy?
00:41:35.220 Have you done it?
00:41:37.160 Yeah, like once or twice.
00:41:39.020 I love it.
00:41:40.940 Look, see how uncomfortable he gets with this?
00:41:43.000 I'm not uncomfortable.
00:41:43.720 I mean, he's in front of cameras.
00:41:46.680 I'm always in front of cameras.
00:41:48.940 I'm scoffing at the idea of me going to therapy.
00:41:51.500 No, but everyone, it doesn't even matter.
00:41:53.500 It's not like there's something wrong with you.
00:41:54.880 It's just that it's so healthy for people
00:41:56.860 because we go through so much stuff inside of ourselves
00:41:59.320 all the time all i do is talk about myself that's all i do the last thing i want to do is go in a
00:42:04.120 private room by the way no listen really quickly you talk about a lot of surface stuff you talk 0.94
00:42:09.760 about like stuff that like to be quite honest you doesn't fucking matter you talk about a lot of 0.80
00:42:14.000 very surface stuff doesn't matter as it pertains to your health your health right when you go sit 0.66
00:42:18.520 with a therapist they dig they dig they dig and they are very they're structured about their
00:42:23.460 strategy of how they get to what needs to be what's the goal what's the goal of therapy a
00:42:27.800 healthier mind and a more positive but is my mind unhealthy but no no and by the way i'm not even
00:42:33.960 advocating or saying that you need therapy but let me tell you this in some of my darkest days
00:42:38.660 places times where i was just like yo listen like i'm just not meant for life anymore like i don't
00:42:42.800 want to be like really bad times in my life where i was really dark some of those therapy sessions
00:42:47.660 i'm a huge believer like i would walk in with this weight on my chest and i remember walking
00:42:54.400 into the parking lot after some of these therapy
00:42:56.240 sessions and the sun would be shining
00:42:58.220 and I would be like, I'm alive right now.
00:43:00.400 And I'm glad I'm alive. Holy shit. 1.00
00:43:02.560 And that's like an hour. Do you know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:43:04.180 So like, honestly, anybody who
00:43:06.160 feels like torn down or like beat
00:43:08.260 up or like, I
00:43:09.640 very much advocate talking to
00:43:12.180 someone. It's so good. It's so cathartic.
00:43:14.580 Any sort of chronic or prolonged
00:43:16.260 emotional
00:43:17.400 perturbance like that?
00:43:20.260 Wow. Great work.
00:43:21.560 See, the emotional side's coming out. He starts using like Henry
00:43:24.140 wadsworth longfellow words he's like it is sort of emotional perturb and some you know
00:43:28.540 i really like to talk about you turn away you look back he's got like that long pipe yeah yeah
00:43:33.600 he's got like a curly mustache and like he's got a lot of feelings he's writing a novel um but you
00:43:37.660 you've been super vocal about uh depression and oh my god i talk about mental health because i
00:43:42.940 just think it's like all the time just because i struggled so long with it like just i remember
00:43:48.160 that yeah i've had such bad depression anxiety like i've been like through all kinds of shit 0.95
00:43:53.240 And I just I mean, like everyone's been through their own kind of shit, obviously. 0.82
00:43:56.980 But I've I just think it's so important. 0.91
00:43:59.240 And I just never want anyone to feel like they have to pretend like I don't want to.
00:44:03.500 I mean, like and that's part of obviously like entertainment is like, oh, hey, like everything's great, whatever.
00:44:08.200 But I think it's also really important to show a real side.
00:44:11.280 And that's like my biggest problem with social media is that like all these people on there, every picture is like, oh, man, I'm at the beach. 0.99
00:44:17.380 Oh, my God, look at my sweet ass. 0.98
00:44:18.920 Like, oh, my God, I got a new dog, a new car, this, that, that, that. 1.00
00:44:21.240 no one ever says like fuck man i'm having a really shitty day like today sucked fuck like i don't 0.99
00:44:26.900 even care if it's an overshare you know like just sometimes you gotta say how you really feel and i 0.99
00:44:31.540 do that like i'm like oh man like you know i had a fucking panic attack this morning it sucked like 0.81
00:44:35.200 you post you post about it i do i'll go on my story i'm just gonna dig a little bit why 0.96
00:44:39.800 because i think it's important for everyone else and for myself to let people know that my life
00:44:45.440 isn't perfect so that little girls aren't scrolling on instagram looking at my instagram page and
00:44:49.520 going man i wish my life was like her like she's never sad and look at her she's got like a husband
00:44:54.980 and lives in a mansion and rich and everything's great and blah blah that's not it like that
00:44:59.280 doesn't that's not the it that's not everything like you know everyone has more going on so it
00:45:04.820 also reverses the stigma i've been i've been very open about my struggles with anxiety on this show
00:45:09.840 on camera very very open about it and it's it's not like so we go back and forth this is a tough
00:45:17.220 topic and by the way great time to talk about it may is mental health month it's a huge month for
00:45:21.500 awareness of mental health issues um logan we we've gone back and forth on this a lot because
00:45:27.440 it has become somewhat attractive to say you have anxiety right and i'm trying to be really
00:45:37.800 careful about i feel like there is people yeah okay so there's people out there that'll be like
00:45:41.280 oh my god i went to a store and i wanted these jeans and they didn't have them and so i had like
00:45:46.100 a panic attack and i'm like don't do that because you don't know what it's like when you actually
00:45:52.000 have to call an ambulance because you think you're having a heart attack i just did violet 0.96
00:45:55.380 kogan's or fuck violet benson's uh podcast uh doctor and and i and i we talked about this and 0.98
00:46:02.640 i got any i got heated dude why because um i just said the same thing he did it's depression and
00:46:09.480 anxiety have become this mainstream thing it's trendy yeah which is like yeah and i've even had
00:46:14.020 people write to me to be like you talk about it too much and like you know you're making it seem
00:46:18.540 like it's cool and i'm like i'm not trying to make it seem like it's cool like i'm talking about it
00:46:21.820 because it's a real part of my life would you ever would you ever um because here's what i'm like i'm
00:46:28.480 just trying to wrap my head around all this would you ever put what you did to feel better on there
00:46:34.220 do you do that i do okay yeah so i try to i try to help people like i don't just go on there and 0.76
00:46:39.360 go oh man like oh i fucking panic attack today and oh it sucks i actually like i'm constantly 0.77
00:46:45.060 working on myself between going to therapy trying all kinds of new alternative things like i don't 0.92
00:46:50.100 want to be on my antidepressant forever i'm constantly looking for new solutions so like
00:46:54.340 i always try like new products that i can you know that i can mix with my antidepressant like
00:46:58.580 oh a cbd or like a you know um a root or something that makes you calmer like i constantly am trying
00:47:05.500 things and i let people know how it worked or how it didn't work because i just i know there's so 0.97
00:47:11.020 many people looking for answers so many people i mean i'm one of them i'm constantly like fuck 0.55
00:47:15.660 like i'll have like a great won't you have like a great week or two and you're like man maybe i'm 0.94
00:47:19.440 getting better and then all of a sudden it's like boom panic attack i don't know we're in walmart
00:47:22.980 you're like ah what am i doing it's beyond yourself too yeah like when you really care for yourself
00:47:28.740 yeah it affects the relationships around you affects how you care for others so there's a
00:47:34.740 lot of people who they just i'm sorry my audio is cutting it out yeah we hear you just fine
00:47:40.700 it's just really distracting i know take the headphones off for a sec all right yeah they
00:47:45.260 like a lot of these influencers have these huge audiences right but they're so disconnected from
00:47:52.800 their emotions so they're so disconnected too i hate that 20 million people i have 30 million
00:47:58.620 people and all their posts are like oh my god i'm in dubai on a camel everything's great like i wasn't
00:48:03.560 nervous on the flight on the way here like everything's wonderful they took four milligrams
00:48:06.800 of xanax and 75 milligrams of effects around like yo that's what i'm on dude did you ever try to get
00:48:13.860 off of it i want to insane i tried to go down uh like i don't want to ask you we'll talk about
00:48:19.800 but i'm like i went down from i was on a lot and i got myself down to 75 and i'm on 75 and it's 0.71
00:48:28.360 fucking like i have that's why i still have panic attacks i'm not on enough of it but i'm trying to 0.74
00:48:33.540 teach myself to not. Can you please describe 0.97
00:48:36.000 a panic attack? Because until
00:48:37.920 I witnessed Walter Willis, I 0.98
00:48:39.540 had no, I was so ignorant
00:48:41.920 to it. Yeah. You'll have one one day.
00:48:43.980 I think every person in their life, and I hate to
00:48:45.800 wish that on you, but I think every single person
00:48:47.760 in their life will have one one day.
00:48:49.740 I had one back in college.
00:48:51.500 This is what's going to happen. You're going to be
00:48:53.280 sitting there somewhere, who knows where you
00:48:55.840 are, completely out of nowhere. You're going
00:48:57.820 to get rushed with like a hot feeling. Feel
00:48:59.740 like you're sweating no matter how cold the room
00:49:01.820 is your heart is going to start pounding out of your chest you're going to feel a tightness and
00:49:06.380 feel like someone's squeezing your heart you can't breathe you're going to be trying to take
00:49:10.920 deep breaths and you're like you're going to be trying to breathe and you're thinking you're
00:49:14.080 actually dying you will in your head be 100 convinced that you are dropping dead at that
00:49:19.800 moment and that's what a panic attack what causes that anxiety you have to release your anxiety i
00:49:25.540 mean it's the severest it's the severest form of anxiety is it like a bodily reaction though
00:49:31.300 Or is it like a mental?
00:49:32.960 No, it's actually a physical and a chemical reaction
00:49:36.020 because basically what it is is like,
00:49:38.500 I mean, your body releases cortisol.
00:49:40.480 It's like a stress hormone.
00:49:41.880 And when you build up too much cortisol in your system,
00:49:45.200 you basically, your body just kind of freaks out.
00:49:47.500 And it's like, it doesn't know what to do with all this.
00:49:49.480 And so it just kind of goes into like,
00:49:51.120 mine almost feel like it's like I'm having a seizure
00:49:53.700 because I'm like, oh, like it's scary.
00:49:55.660 Have you ever almost like gone out of consciousness?
00:49:58.280 Yes, yes.
00:49:59.020 It's very scary.
00:49:59.920 like i'm not trying to wish this on you but like it's pretty much i haven't met one person that
00:50:04.580 has lived their whole life and never had one like at one point and so you don't think it's like a
00:50:09.880 genetic uh no of course there's of course there's anything my mom has really i don't know what she
00:50:15.060 has something and my dad has depression and so his both sides of family and i had a really
00:50:18.880 dysfunctional childhood have you been diagnosed with any uh um just uh general uh gad generalized
00:50:25.680 anxiety disorder really bad and then also like for one at one point they thought it was like
00:50:30.020 social phobia because it would happen like when i would go to school how'd you feel coming on the
00:50:34.240 podcast today i actually almost had a panic attack on my way here to be honest i because i just
00:50:39.520 wasn't feeling good and you know when you're not like feeling good it enhances it and i was like
00:50:44.340 nervous and i was like hoping we weren't going to bring certain things up and i was like and then i
00:50:48.740 brought him up and i got paranoid i'm like oh my god my husband's gonna be so upset and mad at me
00:50:53.940 By the way, this, this, like, so just to go back, I've had them on the show.
00:50:59.540 Yeah.
00:50:59.820 Like I've walked off the set multiple times.
00:51:02.200 So I can see it happening.
00:51:03.320 Like, yo.
00:51:03.940 The lights.
00:51:04.500 Do you know what I mean?
00:51:05.200 And most of them were in the beginning because I'll be, and now we're talking about, most
00:51:09.420 of them were in the beginning because I was nervous about the start of the show.
00:51:11.700 Right, of course.
00:51:12.100 But now it's been better.
00:51:13.220 It's been much more relaxed.
00:51:14.060 And I think anything, and that's where.
00:51:15.960 Any kind of pressure to perform makes it worse.
00:51:17.780 Always.
00:51:18.060 And that's one of the things where I think the conversation around how it happens comes in.
00:51:25.280 So like everyone struggles in life with nerves.
00:51:28.200 They struggle with being nervous before big things.
00:51:31.100 And a lot of those things start to, you know, kind of fall off over time.
00:51:35.960 We're on episode number 78 or 77, whatever it is.
00:51:39.140 And now you're chill. You know what to expect.
00:51:39.820 I'm chill. And so it doesn't happen as much.
00:51:41.340 But in the beginning, it would happen quite a bit.
00:51:43.420 But my one point that I want to get in about the trending nature of it is that I would much rather have 50 million people talking about mental health problems that they don't have because it's trending than no one talking about it because they were fearful that they were talking about something just because it was trending.
00:52:07.940 Or that they were going to be judged.
00:52:08.940 Or they were going to be judged.
00:52:10.000 So I want to say I've seen some people, Keemstar, I'm kind of talking to you on this one, bro, that have been very vocal against talking about mental health problems online. 0.99
00:52:21.820 That has to fucking stop. 0.98
00:52:23.980 Like, this is a major problem. 0.99
00:52:25.520 It is leading to school shootings.
00:52:27.060 It is leading to drug addiction. 1.00
00:52:28.820 It is a real fucking problem. 0.99
00:52:30.860 I mean, at the core, it's the problem of everything. 0.99
00:52:32.980 If you think about it, if someone was mentally stable, they wouldn't shoot up a school.
00:52:36.880 If someone was mentally stable, they wouldn't get hooked on drugs.
00:52:39.500 if someone was mentally stable
00:52:41.120 they wouldn't cheat
00:52:42.320 like it's all about mental health
00:52:44.420 at the core of it
00:52:45.180 so is the answer no social media
00:52:46.820 no
00:52:47.920 no
00:52:48.580 you know actually
00:52:49.480 did you guys hear about them
00:52:50.220 getting rid of likes
00:52:50.840 I'm sure you've already talked about it
00:52:52.300 it's not
00:52:53.500 it's being tested
00:52:54.140 it's being tested in Canada
00:52:55.500 how do you feel about that
00:52:56.720 I said it was great
00:52:57.480 I love it
00:52:57.940 I love it
00:52:58.740 yeah I do too
00:52:59.660 I mean you can imagine
00:53:00.400 like as a creator
00:53:01.100 like you don't get as many likes 1.00
00:53:03.120 you're like fuck 1.00
00:53:03.660 what's wrong with me 1.00
00:53:04.420 am I doing okay
00:53:05.400 you're like if my post
00:53:06.340 doesn't get a million
00:53:07.020 I'm off
00:53:07.360 my post doesn't get like
00:53:08.240 5,000 I'm bummed like it's like a
00:53:10.380 totally different spectrum but yeah
00:53:12.400 no it's it's you know what makes me
00:53:14.460 feel better though and this is bad I'm a
00:53:16.420 super like competitive person
00:53:17.680 sometimes
00:53:20.560 I look at the engagement of some of the biggest stars
00:53:22.500 in the world and it's less than yours 0.99
00:53:23.980 shit so I'm just like 0.99
00:53:25.240 but that's actually really funny too because 0.98
00:53:28.380 I will say this like I've been
00:53:30.420 out with people who have tons of followers
00:53:32.440 like more than my you know
00:53:34.460 Tommy and more than me and
00:53:36.440 We'll be out and people will walk right past them and go, oh my God, Tommy Lee.
00:53:40.020 Oh, I'm sure that happens.
00:53:41.040 And Tommy only has like 725,000 followers, but he's not like, but that's like, he's
00:53:46.720 an icon, but there's a difference between like social media famous and like real.
00:53:51.120 Yeah, for sure.
00:53:51.960 And by the way, by the way, another thing we just talked about another episode recently
00:53:55.340 too.
00:53:56.200 I was having a conversation with the other day about him moving on past YouTube because
00:54:00.960 he, some, a lot of his stress, to be honest with you, while we're being very honest on
00:54:04.420 the show right now comes sometimes out of wanting to be the top of the of the chain on youtube again
00:54:11.360 and i i said on the show the other day like ben there done that dog like you're you built that
00:54:17.100 castle all the other people that are doing it now did it in your footsteps yeah and so i got a lot
00:54:22.020 of heat from kids online that were like if he just starts posting consistently again he can get back
00:54:26.940 to the top you're missing the point yeah he's gonna go to movies now he's gonna start he's
00:54:31.740 gonna do business now he's gonna become big in the arenas that by the way make you iconic like
00:54:36.800 tommy lee not youtube famous this is what i'm saying logan like when you went and started doing
00:54:42.640 all those films and stuff i was like oh my god he's transitioning the way that i wanted to
00:54:48.060 transition the way that i was like oh my god well doing you know vine will hopefully launch me doing
00:54:52.760 i mean i got auditions and stuff i didn't book as many movies as you started booking every show
00:54:57.700 every movie i remember i ran into one time you're like i'm going out for uh uh star wars like you
00:55:03.260 are having big big opportunity and that's what i'm saying like you have that ability like you do
00:55:10.060 like i mean look at like i'm saying like batch and like all these other people they're they're
00:55:13.420 cutting off that like that you know and i said you know you said you love working for yourself
00:55:18.040 you can still do that like obviously creating your own films writing your own things like doing your
00:55:22.760 own stuff because like you're a good actor i've seen you act like you are it's not like and
00:55:27.280 Especially you, because like, you know, with the nervousness, you're like, oh, I don't
00:55:30.680 have panic attacks or anything like that.
00:55:32.060 That makes you an even better actor.
00:55:33.400 You're not like going on set being like, I'm scared. 1.00
00:55:35.220 Like most people are like, holy shit, like fucking shitting bricks. 0.99
00:55:38.000 I feel like the really good actors are the, they're the ones who do feel everything. 1.00
00:55:44.300 I feel so scared sometimes.
00:55:45.800 I'm like, like I sometimes, I sometimes I really do wish I was more emotional when I,
00:55:50.400 when I'm, when I turn on the acting switch, because like I'm, I'm faking it a lot of the
00:55:55.980 time.
00:55:56.600 Yeah.
00:55:56.960 Well, we'll fake it to you, Megan.
00:55:58.620 That authenticity and that struggle story is getting hot right now.
00:56:04.620 It is.
00:56:04.960 I'm telling you, somebody.
00:56:06.300 You got to be real.
00:56:07.500 I think the more real you are, the more real you are,
00:56:10.300 the more I think that people will go,
00:56:12.700 Hey, guys.
00:56:14.060 I'm so happy to relate to this person.
00:56:18.840 Because people are out there and they're feeling alone.
00:56:21.400 They're living in where?
00:56:22.460 Like Idaho.
00:56:23.720 Sitting on their computer, watching Logan Paul.
00:56:25.540 going oh my god that guy's invincible like i wish i could be like him like oh look at me like this
00:56:30.740 sucks my life sucks and i'll never be like him and then like when you're emotional and you're
00:56:34.960 real and let them people in that brings them even closer to you because they're like oh actually he 0.99
00:56:39.860 is yeah a real a guy who has ups and downs and and he feels certain ways and i relate to that
00:56:46.680 and it's nice to know that he's not just this dude who comes on there all the time it's like 0.97
00:56:50.320 what's up let's fuck some shit up you know like that's why people fuck with the podcast so much 0.99
00:56:54.680 I mean, listen, at the end of the day, social media and business and everything, everybody's just trying to relate. 1.00
00:57:01.060 Everybody's just trying to get something that they can relate to.
00:57:03.500 And so that's always that's why.
00:57:05.460 And by the way, it's also the easiest brand story to keep up.
00:57:10.000 I come on this show.
00:57:11.180 Guess who I am?
00:57:12.000 Me.
00:57:12.580 Yeah. 0.96
00:57:12.840 When I don't like something, I say I don't fucking like it. 0.98
00:57:14.780 When I like something, I say I fucking love it. 0.98
00:57:16.460 Yeah. 0.93
00:57:16.520 I'm this is exactly who I am on and off set.
00:57:19.780 I'm not trying anything different.
00:57:21.140 This is who I am.
00:57:21.960 and so people come up to me
00:57:23.200 in the streets
00:57:23.580 they're like
00:57:23.960 oh like I thought
00:57:24.880 you were going to be different
00:57:25.460 I'm like
00:57:25.760 this is exactly who I am
00:57:27.320 and it's so easy
00:57:28.140 to sit here every day
00:57:29.800 and you can tell
00:57:31.180 like you can just see that
00:57:32.460 and so like
00:57:33.160 I think that authenticity
00:57:33.980 is hot
00:57:34.460 it's big right now
00:57:35.400 when are you having a kid? 1.00
00:57:36.600 oh shit 0.99
00:57:37.220 I'm probably not going to 0.99
00:57:38.940 to be honest
00:57:39.680 what?
00:57:40.180 yeah
00:57:40.200 why?
00:57:41.520 why?
00:57:42.040 Spencer
00:57:42.160 well Tommy's fixed
00:57:43.440 and
00:57:44.220 oh he is?
00:57:44.840 yeah
00:57:45.020 oh so he'd have to get it reversed
00:57:46.200 yeah and that's a lot of work
00:57:47.320 and then like
00:57:47.800 if he didn't
00:57:48.660 it would be like IVF
00:57:49.840 which is like insane
00:57:50.880 like
00:57:51.420 like
00:57:51.960 I'd have to take all these hormones and I'm already emotional and crazy.
00:57:55.080 So I'm like, I don't want to like go through that.
00:57:56.740 You'd just turn into a dragon and then get on Game of Thrones.
00:57:59.980 I'm not mean.
00:58:00.800 I'm more like I'll like get like, like I just won't be able to handle it.
00:58:04.360 I don't think honestly.
00:58:05.180 And then like, I love to sleep and I'm, I'm selfish.
00:58:07.860 I like, you know, I don't know.
00:58:09.820 It's weird.
00:58:10.280 I'm not like I'm, it's not like I don't have like, like kids.
00:58:13.060 I love kids.
00:58:13.720 I think they're funny and cute and whatever.
00:58:15.200 But also like, I've seen kids grow up to like hate their parents and stuff like that.
00:58:19.760 And like, it kind of bums me out.
00:58:21.060 and I'm like it scares me
00:58:22.200 like I don't ever want a kid
00:58:23.260 that's going to grow up
00:58:23.840 and be like 1.00
00:58:24.160 I fucking hate you 1.00
00:58:25.020 ruined my life 1.00
00:58:25.840 no I know
00:58:26.880 I would try my best not to
00:58:28.220 but you know
00:58:28.600 sometimes it just doesn't go
00:58:29.620 the way you want it to
00:58:30.480 and I think that like
00:58:32.100 I don't know
00:58:32.580 like I just don't know
00:58:33.620 if I would be able
00:58:34.800 to handle it
00:58:35.540 I would need like
00:58:36.340 I don't know
00:58:37.000 I'm on the same page
00:58:37.960 I don't want to have kids either
00:58:39.240 I feel like we gotta
00:58:41.220 we gotta
00:58:41.680 someone's gotta take one
00:58:43.180 for the team you know
00:58:43.900 the population's getting out of hand
00:58:45.420 I actually was thinking about this
00:58:46.960 I was running the other day
00:58:48.220 and I was thinking about this
00:58:48.960 you and Angel
00:58:49.520 not wanting to have kids bro
00:58:50.940 I sort of resent you for that
00:58:53.240 Me too
00:58:53.540 Oh I'm so mad
00:58:54.560 I'm so mad at you for that
00:58:56.200 I'm not even kidding
00:58:56.820 You know why 1.00
00:58:58.880 Because we want more people like you on the fucking earth 1.00
00:59:01.320 Bro there are fucking morons 1.00
00:59:03.500 Everywhere 1.00
00:59:04.040 Okay but that's another fact
00:59:05.700 Did you guys know that?
00:59:06.960 That's a fact right now
00:59:07.900 That they're showing that
00:59:09.900 There was a test done
00:59:11.020 That people with higher IQs
00:59:13.420 Are choosing not to have children
00:59:15.440 And people with lower IQs 1.00
00:59:18.160 Are having all the children 0.99
00:59:19.320 And that's what's happening
00:59:20.360 one person you and angel should be the ones having a kid bro because okay your kid will
00:59:25.080 change the world bro hold on let's not do it only by iq because technically i have the highest iq in 0.98
00:59:29.940 the house and nobody wants me to have a fucking kid you might not i disagree i don't know you 0.98
00:59:33.800 might just have a cool kid okay there we go imagine how sick that'd be for content bro 0.99
00:59:38.160 just a little mic running around i think like i would be interested to see the amount of hours
00:59:43.240 that go into raising a child what are you talking about who cares no because what if i could use
00:59:48.780 that time to make
00:59:50.720 the world a better place, to help other kids
00:59:52.760 who don't have parents fill that void.
00:59:55.140 Just because I'm not having kids
00:59:56.800 doesn't mean I'm not going to help
00:59:58.480 raise them. You know what I mean? Pam, what's the best thing
01:00:00.660 that ever happened in your life?
01:00:03.000 Having kids. 1.00
01:00:04.940 And your mom's a beautiful mom.
01:00:06.820 She's a loving mom. She's supportive.
01:00:08.900 She's incredible. She's normal.
01:00:10.700 She's a little thotty. 0.82
01:00:12.680 A little what? 1.00
01:00:14.040 She's being a jerk. 1.00
01:00:15.600 No, you have a wonderful mother. 1.00
01:00:17.320 He said thotty
01:00:19.080 He said thotty
01:00:20.820 You're very lucky, Logan
01:00:22.280 Pam, he's implying that you're 1.00
01:00:25.920 As you guys would say, a hussy 0.99
01:00:27.860 He's implying you're a hussy 1.00
01:00:29.440 I'm gonna smack you 1.00
01:00:30.280 Your mom is amazing 0.92
01:00:31.240 And you're very lucky
01:00:32.820 You don't know what you could've had
01:00:34.680 Trust me
01:00:35.620 You could've had a bad mom
01:00:37.200 You could've had a bad dad
01:00:38.480 I know, my dad rocks
01:00:40.040 But you could've had a really bad mom
01:00:41.860 My dad's great, too
01:00:42.640 So, see?
01:00:44.220 Good
01:00:44.780 Fresh in from Jeff
01:00:46.100 America just had its lowest numbers
01:00:48.120 of kids in 32 years
01:00:50.000 I'm actually not mad at that
01:00:51.220 I'm not mad at that
01:00:52.720 there's too many and people are living so long these days
01:00:54.820 I would actually prefer that
01:00:56.060 less people reproduce 0.82
01:00:59.080 we need to chill because of the population thing 0.93
01:01:01.520 guys today 0.94
01:01:02.140 I need the right people to be reproducing 0.52
01:01:05.500 like yo
01:01:06.440 there should be rules
01:01:08.160 there are some sets of parents that I see
01:01:10.700 and no offense actually yeah offense
01:01:12.360 I'm just like please
01:01:13.580 You're like, do we really need seven more of you?
01:01:15.140 Do not make more of you.
01:01:16.400 Do not do it. 1.00
01:01:19.280 Fuck. 1.00
01:01:19.780 I was going to. 1.00
01:01:20.840 Dude, I was in Honduras back in like, I think 2009, somewhere in there.
01:01:26.740 And the average household has five children.
01:01:30.540 In Honduras?
01:01:31.560 Isn't that like one of the poorest countries in the world?
01:01:33.980 Yeah.
01:01:34.500 You know, it's funny.
01:01:35.320 It's funny.
01:01:36.060 Five is the average.
01:01:38.180 Maybe because they don't have access to birth control and stuff.
01:01:40.660 They don't have access to that or education.
01:01:43.580 Like they don't even know what they're doing is bad.
01:01:45.700 They're just like, oh, my neighbor just had another kid.
01:01:47.200 I should probably go do that.
01:01:47.900 You know, there's countries like, I think it was Finland or something like that,
01:01:52.020 where they'll actually pay Americans or anyone to come in and have a kid there
01:01:57.260 because there's such low birth rates.
01:01:59.000 And so there are countries on this earth that are underpopulated.
01:02:01.520 And so there aren't enough people paying into the tax system for them to continue.
01:02:05.520 So is that porn? 0.99
01:02:07.580 Because you're getting paid to have sex. 1.00
01:02:09.560 More like prostitution. 0.98
01:02:10.660 It's not a video.
01:02:11.380 I mean, unless you want it to be.
01:02:12.740 Even in Alaska, like they'll pay you to live in Alaska.
01:02:16.520 So nobody wants to live there.
01:02:17.840 So would you, would you, any of you guys, um, approve of IQ tests in order to have birth?
01:02:23.020 Okay.
01:02:23.220 So I know this sounds awful, but I think that there should be mental health tests done before
01:02:29.680 people are able to have children.
01:02:30.780 Cause not everyone can help that they're not that intelligent, but I think the mental health
01:02:35.260 part of it is so important.
01:02:36.840 Like if a mother, a psychological evaluation, I know it sounds horrible.
01:02:40.780 No, let's go in an ideal world.
01:02:42.300 Yeah.
01:02:42.480 okay so let's say it's possible i have the answer because even even if this like hypothetically was
01:02:47.140 able to happen what's the consequence like oh you're actually you actually are pregnant and 0.56
01:02:54.160 accidentally have a kid now you now we are forcing you to get an abortion or get rid of your kid like
01:02:58.260 what's there you can't really do that i mean it's just like it's impossible i think we could just
01:03:01.420 install we could install like small star wars ships inside people's uteruses oh so it's like
01:03:09.220 they're micro robots. 0.99
01:03:11.040 So then they shoot semen. 0.97
01:03:12.680 Oh, 0.99
01:03:13.320 that's a cool idea. 0.99
01:03:14.760 They should shoot the spurs. 0.99
01:03:15.360 I'm pretty sure 0.99
01:03:15.700 that's what an IUD is,
01:03:16.940 but.
01:03:17.320 An IUD.
01:03:18.100 Oh,
01:03:18.280 you got to watch out for those.
01:03:19.320 Okay,
01:03:19.460 did you guys hear about
01:03:20.480 everything today
01:03:21.100 with Alabama?
01:03:21.960 Of course.
01:03:22.780 That's what we were talking
01:03:23.340 about earlier.
01:03:24.180 Okay,
01:03:24.560 but this doesn't come out today
01:03:26.200 so it wasn't today
01:03:27.020 when it came out.
01:03:28.520 Yeah,
01:03:28.800 what are your views on that?
01:03:30.000 You've already discussed it.
01:03:30.940 You don't need to get into it more. 0.98
01:03:31.040 We drew penises 1.00
01:03:31.660 on the guys' faces. 0.99
01:03:32.720 Yeah, 0.99
01:03:33.000 I drew dicks on their face. 1.00
01:03:34.220 It's kind of fucked up. 0.99
01:03:34.980 Can you pull up the image? 0.99
01:03:35.500 I'll pull up a tweet.
01:03:36.400 It's really sad that a bunch of men
01:03:38.920 got to decide what women do with their bodies.
01:03:41.180 It really bums me out. 0.98
01:03:43.580 Like, okay, you don't want women to have an abortion? 1.00
01:03:45.880 Then you can carry the baby for eight months. 1.00
01:03:47.980 You can get your vagina torn when it comes out. 1.00
01:03:50.560 And you can raise it. 1.00
01:03:51.720 And you can pay for its college.
01:03:53.140 And you can do all that.
01:03:53.900 Should the punishment to these gentlemen 1.00
01:03:55.160 be that we just create vaginas? 1.00
01:03:57.960 They should take the babies. 1.00
01:03:59.880 They have to raise them. 1.00
01:04:01.380 I took the liberty of drawing tiny dicks 1.00
01:04:03.460 and the 25 male senators 0.97
01:04:04.600 who voted to ban abortion
01:04:05.800 in Alabama. 0.81
01:04:06.500 Ew, they're gross. 0.98
01:04:07.400 And I just, 1.00
01:04:08.000 you're dicks in different ways. 0.99
01:04:09.100 I actually tweeted about it today 1.00
01:04:10.360 and I got a bunch of females 1.00
01:04:11.440 that came for me 1.00
01:04:12.460 that were like,
01:04:13.220 conservatives.
01:04:13.780 It has a heartbeat 0.99
01:04:14.620 and you're killing God's children 0.98
01:04:16.560 and all this stuff. 0.88
01:04:18.040 But these guys,
01:04:18.620 I mean,
01:04:18.860 but these guys,
01:04:19.540 like in all honesty, 1.00
01:04:20.260 they're a bunch of dickheads. 1.00
01:04:21.720 Like, 0.99
01:04:22.160 like truly now,
01:04:23.040 that's never been more true.
01:04:24.080 The fact that it's men 0.70
01:04:25.000 voting on a woman's uterus, 0.96
01:04:27.620 right,
01:04:28.140 is insane to me.
01:04:29.760 Apparently,
01:04:30.720 I did see a tweet. 0.97
01:04:31.660 it was a woman
01:04:34.380 who proposed the bill
01:04:36.220 I don't want to speak hastily
01:04:38.440 but I think that was the case
01:04:39.360 just one and the rest are men 0.89
01:04:42.520 which is so insane 1.00
01:04:43.720 imagine being that fucking woman 1.00
01:04:45.040 no I can't 1.00
01:04:46.960 I get it from the religious standpoint
01:04:50.140 because I was raised Catholic
01:04:51.360 and I'm like okay I get it
01:04:52.960 don't kill God's stuff
01:04:55.940 but also I do believe that
01:04:57.740 these children that are born
01:05:00.360 into situations where this mother was not ready did not want this child whatever it just creates
01:05:05.800 a really bad start for this kid and who knows what's going to happen like you know an unwanted
01:05:11.480 child just doesn't have a great future yeah for sure they're neglected and they're raised in
01:05:17.020 an environment that's like not the most healthy environment for a kid to be growing up they join
01:05:19.920 gangs like have family like they just there's bad it's just bad well i think a lot of people
01:05:25.420 counter that argument by saying like oh if you take away that child that could have been the
01:05:29.960 next einstein or the you know you could say that about there'll be another einstein um but
01:05:35.180 what i'm gonna say um actually it's actually really just a complicated weird situation but 0.91
01:05:40.500 you want to have kids me yeah lots of kids right now fuck yeah and you want to get married 0.97
01:05:45.640 yeah yes no i do are you faithful to when you date people you're loyal disgustingly faithful 1.00
01:05:52.660 um are you guys weird guys you're married you're married yes of course and you're i'm dating you're 0.98
01:05:59.140 dating yeah good and by married i mean i haven't had a girlfriend in like 12 years i'm a scumbag 0.88
01:06:05.860 are you actually married he's married he's married to the single life yeah oh mike's
01:06:10.400 oh wait you're not married no the longest the longest i have gone in a relationship
01:06:15.720 in the past seven years has been somewhere between six and eight hours we just had such
01:06:22.560 a sad moment in san francisco too with mike we found out his girlfriend from not that moment
01:06:28.800 He had a girlfriend from back home.
01:06:34.960 You know, like the one that you dated in high school.
01:06:37.100 The one that got away.
01:06:37.500 I was like, how long did you date this girl?
01:06:39.580 I dated her for about two and a half years.
01:06:42.580 We would go on family trips to Cape Cod to the house.
01:06:44.960 Oh my God, Cape Cod.
01:06:46.220 She met the family.
01:06:47.480 Oh, she was in the family.
01:06:48.380 She was the one.
01:06:49.240 She was the one.
01:06:50.040 We had a great relationship.
01:06:51.060 And I got bored and went back to my ex and did that whole thing. 1.00
01:06:54.840 The real scumbag shit. 1.00
01:06:56.120 And I didn't cheat, but I broke up with her and then went back to my ex. 1.00
01:06:58.700 and she took me back
01:07:00.720 but then got me back in a bad way
01:07:02.660 so it was this really toxic ending
01:07:04.200 to a really great relationship
01:07:05.420 and you know I figured
01:07:08.620 at some point in my life
01:07:09.860 you'd come back to me
01:07:13.080 and she didn't 1.00
01:07:14.120 she got fucking engaged 0.99
01:07:15.440 oh that's heartbreaking 1.00
01:07:17.240 stabbed my boy in the heart
01:07:19.580 is that hard for you guys 0.89
01:07:21.500 do you ever see girls on social media
01:07:23.120 that you used to date that are now married
01:07:24.920 or have kids and get bummed out
01:07:26.220 I'll be honest with you
01:07:27.100 I saw the post
01:07:28.340 I honestly don't 0.98
01:07:29.420 didn't give a fuck 0.98
01:07:29.980 I didn't care 0.98
01:07:31.000 the day after me
01:07:31.920 and her broke up
01:07:32.420 and I'll be honest with you
01:07:33.640 I'm kind of like 0.99
01:07:36.160 the shit right now 0.99
01:07:37.040 and so my guess is like 0.99
01:07:38.180 they're probably seeing me
01:07:39.580 on the world's
01:07:40.060 number one podcast
01:07:40.800 and they're like 1.00
01:07:41.400 fuck 1.00
01:07:41.920 I really screwed 1.00
01:07:43.020 the hooch on this one 0.94
01:07:43.800 I'm dead 0.97
01:07:43.960 I'm dead
01:07:44.920 I was like
01:07:45.460 oh he has feelings
01:07:46.340 and then he's like 0.99
01:07:46.800 I don't give a fuck 1.00
01:07:47.580 she can suck my dick 1.00
01:07:48.700 I don't care 1.00
01:07:49.240 if she got married 1.00
01:07:49.900 fuck her 1.00
01:07:50.420 I don't care 1.00
01:07:50.820 I'll find another bitch 1.00
01:07:51.540 I'm on number one podcast 1.00
01:07:52.500 everyone wants to suck 1.00
01:07:53.960 my podcast dick 1.00
01:07:54.920 oh my god 1.00
01:07:57.220 Jesus Christ.
01:07:59.380 You're Italian, right? 1.00
01:08:00.600 A little bit, yeah. 1.00
01:08:01.840 A lot.
01:08:02.680 I'm 100% Italian, too.
01:08:04.100 Do you think that's where our anxiety comes from, being Italian? 0.99
01:08:06.900 Because we're always yelling.
01:08:07.820 Too much pasta? 1.00
01:08:09.100 Too much fucking pasta, man. 1.00
01:08:10.060 Too much fucking A. 1.00
01:08:11.380 You ain't from Long Island, are you? 1.00
01:08:13.840 No, I'm from Philly.
01:08:14.760 From Philly.
01:08:15.260 Yeah, but same thing. 1.00
01:08:16.300 Fuck Great City. 0.99
01:08:16.580 Yeah, so it's the same for Pats and Gino's, whatever. 1.00
01:08:19.320 You talk about the stereotypical shit. 0.99
01:08:20.760 Well, you tell me. 0.99
01:08:20.860 All right, where would you go?
01:08:22.520 D'Alessandro's.
01:08:23.000 All right.
01:08:23.600 All right, and anyone who watches this will tell you.
01:08:26.120 it's D'Alessandro's South Philly
01:08:28.240 if you had to choose Pat's and Gino's what would it be
01:08:30.580 I don't know 0.54
01:08:33.700 it doesn't matter the birth good
01:08:34.940 for the Philly people I'm sure you would have liked it
01:08:37.720 yeah they were like at war
01:08:38.920 no they don't care
01:08:41.040 they don't think the people that live in Philly
01:08:43.220 they know the better places
01:08:44.140 if back in the Vine days
01:08:46.480 you were to carve out the perfect life
01:08:49.360 for you
01:08:50.400 what would it look like
01:08:51.720 you know what I really thought would happen for me
01:08:54.200 I thought I did all these characters on Vine
01:08:56.960 I got discovered
01:08:58.020 I got agents calling me
01:08:59.880 like the first
01:09:00.560 when I first hit like 150,000 followers
01:09:02.680 I had like CAA, UTA, WME
01:09:04.500 everybody emailing me
01:09:05.400 we want to meet with you
01:09:06.220 we're so excited
01:09:06.820 like you're so talented
01:09:07.580 blah blah blah blah
01:09:08.080 I was really hoping that
01:09:10.020 all these characters
01:09:10.940 and something that like Lorne Michaels
01:09:12.100 or somebody from SNL
01:09:13.500 would see my characters
01:09:14.560 and that I would just go right from Vine
01:09:16.600 to like auditioning for SNL
01:09:18.500 or being on SNL
01:09:19.340 and that was like my dream
01:09:20.620 I was like oh man
01:09:21.760 like it's gonna happen
01:09:22.960 I have a feeling
01:09:23.800 Like, you know, all these magazines are variety, like wrote me up and with batch and was like, you know, talent agencies, scour vine for talent, blah, blah, blah.
01:09:33.360 And it was everywhere. And I got on like the Times, like 100 most influential people on the Internet and Time magazine.
01:09:39.280 I was on there with like Barack Obama and like Kim Kardashian, like all these people.
01:09:42.880 And and then it just like I don't know what happened.
01:09:46.940 It was weird. Like it was like I had nothing happened.
01:09:49.840 Like I, I did a pilot with my friend, Seth Green, um, who does robot chicken and all
01:09:54.480 that stuff.
01:09:54.900 And it didn't get picked up and that was for TBS.
01:09:56.980 And then I just kept trying to do stuff and I did some indie movies.
01:10:00.580 I did that movie with Zac Efron.
01:10:02.240 We are your friends.
01:10:02.880 I didn't have a big part in it, but like nothing happened.
01:10:06.720 Do you regret following your dreams?
01:10:09.460 No, I'm so happy because I wouldn't have met my husband.
01:10:12.120 Like he saw my videos.
01:10:13.520 He used to follow me on vine.
01:10:14.840 I had no idea.
01:10:15.660 And he was like, I used to sit in bed and like laugh so hard. 0.87
01:10:18.500 Has he ever jerked off to you? 0.90
01:10:19.840 I don't know. 0.99
01:10:20.680 I'm sure at some point.
01:10:21.320 You don't know?
01:10:22.220 How would I know?
01:10:23.440 You ask him.
01:10:24.360 I'm sure he has. 0.99
01:10:25.040 He's not really like the jerking off type. 1.00
01:10:27.180 Like he could have sex whenever he wanted it. 1.00
01:10:29.020 So it's like, why jerk off when you could have sex whenever you want it? 1.00
01:10:32.360 Should we do this right now? 1.00
01:10:33.060 What is this?
01:10:33.880 What's going to happen?
01:10:35.220 I'm scared.
01:10:36.040 How do you want to approach this one?
01:10:37.600 Let me tread lightly here.
01:10:39.220 Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:10:40.800 Do you believe in second chances at love?
01:10:43.580 Like after a full on destruction?
01:10:45.500 I've fallen in love
01:10:47.020 and then
01:10:47.680 I met my husband
01:10:50.480 and fell really in love
01:10:51.800 so yeah
01:10:52.220 I thought I'd fallen in love before
01:10:53.740 and then I fell in love
01:10:54.840 and was like
01:10:55.320 oh my god
01:10:55.840 I'm like really in love
01:10:56.840 yeah this kid's hoping
01:10:57.680 he's hoping
01:10:58.180 it happens
01:10:58.820 thoughts on monogamy 0.91
01:10:59.980 once you find
01:11:00.600 once you find one
01:11:01.520 I totally
01:11:01.980 like when
01:11:02.460 like if it's the right person
01:11:04.220 you
01:11:05.220 like it's been
01:11:05.980 two and a half years
01:11:07.080 we've been together
01:11:07.640 and like he's the only one
01:11:08.880 that I'm like
01:11:09.340 oh my god 0.99
01:11:09.700 I can't wait to like have sex 0.99
01:11:10.660 like I'm still that 0.96
01:11:11.920 still have that feeling
01:11:13.040 when it's the right person
01:11:14.380 oh my god
01:11:14.840 They will do it for you no matter what.
01:11:16.520 Like, I don't care how much time goes by.
01:11:18.280 I don't care how, what happens.
01:11:19.700 Cause you, it's not just about the physical.
01:11:21.740 It's about like the mental.
01:11:22.900 It's about like the connection that you guys have.
01:11:25.120 It's just, it's just like, it's just so nice, you know?
01:11:27.980 And then, yeah.
01:11:28.740 I mean, I, for me.
01:11:30.040 Listen, listen.
01:11:32.400 Let's go to audio only.
01:11:33.920 It's basically this, but it's audio only.
01:11:36.900 Hit that subscribe button.
01:11:38.700 That's it.
01:11:39.200 No, I'm closing off the show, but no, wait, but wait.
01:11:41.360 Do you want to say, do you want to say something to anyone watching?
01:11:43.480 yeah go to my podcast
01:11:45.060 worst first
01:11:45.640 if you like this
01:11:46.460 it's a bunch of just
01:11:47.320 worst date experiences
01:11:48.600 I'm gonna have Logan on there
01:11:49.700 and you guys should all
01:11:50.580 come on there
01:11:50.980 yeah it'll be fun
01:11:51.940 they'll never come
01:11:53.100 but it's cool
01:11:53.560 I want to
01:11:54.080 thank you guys for listening
01:11:55.200 hey hopefully we didn't
01:11:56.280 go too far today
01:11:57.020 I hope you understand
01:11:57.720 that by exploiting
01:11:59.140 exploiting our lives
01:12:00.460 maybe you can feel
01:12:02.660 better about yours
01:12:04.160 maybe you can exploit yours
01:12:05.100 buy your merch
01:12:07.100 yeah I get the
01:12:07.780 hit that subscribe button
01:12:09.340 are you only right now
01:12:10.720 on Spotify and iTunes 0.99
01:12:11.720 and Logan's a sex addict 0.99
01:12:13.400 And then we're closing out. 0.99
01:12:15.380 Bye.
01:12:17.540 I still don't think I am.
01:12:19.940 I don't know.
01:12:20.460 I don't think you are either.
01:12:21.220 I have never seen manager Jeff's face look like this before.
01:12:24.740 Is he scared?
01:12:25.620 Oh, no, he's good.
01:12:26.440 Sorry.
01:12:26.600 I'm a little.
01:12:27.640 He was just daydreaming.
01:12:28.460 He's falling asleep.
01:12:29.500 I'm lost.
01:12:30.020 He's fine.
01:12:30.720 Was this long?
01:12:31.560 Too long?
01:12:32.080 No.
01:12:32.260 No.
01:12:32.700 No.
01:12:32.980 We just have.
01:12:33.440 We just been doing.
01:12:34.020 We got another thing to do after this.
01:12:35.340 Do you guys usually go like long?
01:12:37.180 Okay, good.
01:12:37.680 The last one was long.
01:12:39.240 Jordan Belfort.
01:12:39.940 The Wolf of Wall Street.
01:12:40.640 Four hours.
01:12:41.840 Jesus.
01:12:43.400 It was not four hours.
01:12:44.000 Five and a half hours.
01:12:45.220 Yikes.
01:12:46.960 You were in the Netflix movie, The American Meme.
01:12:49.060 Yep.
01:12:50.220 That's awesome.
01:12:51.740 Yep.
01:12:52.580 You were very honest in it.
01:12:53.960 Yep.
01:12:54.520 You were very honest in it.
01:12:55.560 Yep.
01:12:55.880 You were very honest in it.
01:12:56.820 Yep, I've told my story.
01:12:58.280 They liked it.
01:12:58.880 Yeah, yeah.
01:12:59.480 No, I was.
01:13:00.080 It was hard.
01:13:00.980 We shot it over three years. 1.00
01:13:02.060 Did you get to meet the Slut Whisperer? 1.00
01:13:03.820 Yeah. 1.00
01:13:04.340 Kirill.
01:13:04.980 Love that guy.
01:13:05.440 Yeah, he's cool.
01:13:06.120 We had him on.
01:13:06.460 We had him on, yeah.
01:13:07.100 He's cool.
01:13:08.060 I love him.
01:13:08.660 They took his Instagram away again.
01:13:09.840 I don't even know what his name is yet.
01:13:11.220 Nothing.
01:13:11.840 No Instagram.
01:13:13.400 I mean, you can't say you didn't see that coming.
01:13:15.360 Of course not.
01:13:15.920 Hey, but you've done some mainstream stuff.
01:13:18.900 A lot of movie stuff.
01:13:20.860 Even once you hosted the daytime Emmys.
01:13:23.100 Oh, God.
01:13:23.720 That was the worst.
01:13:24.760 What happened there?
01:13:25.460 You did something. 0.99
01:13:26.500 I got fucked up on that. 0.99
01:13:28.360 Because, okay, here's the thing. 0.98
01:13:29.800 At the time, my manager, maybe that's what ruined me.
01:13:32.020 Who knows?
01:13:32.820 This was years ago.
01:13:33.820 This was like 2000, what?
01:13:34.800 13, 14?
01:13:35.460 I don't know.
01:13:35.820 It was a long time ago.
01:13:36.580 Anyway, it was when I was popular on Vine.
01:13:37.980 And my manager at the time was like, oh, my God.
01:13:39.580 They want you to host the daytime Emmys with like Lauren Elizabeth. 0.92
01:13:42.580 and like these two other girls 0.98
01:13:44.480 and I have no idea who they are now.
01:13:45.840 But so they basically the night before I'm like,
01:13:48.780 well, I need like a deck of everyone who I'm interviewing 0.72
01:13:51.100 because I don't know shit about, you know, 0.95
01:13:53.320 daytime TV was all soap actors. 0.97
01:13:55.180 I was like, I don't know soap actors.
01:13:56.580 I know regular actors.
01:13:58.000 I can name like every A-list regular actor,
01:14:00.040 but like this is all soap opera actors
01:14:01.680 and, you know, some TV actors that were, you know, whatever.
01:14:05.960 But it was like, it wasn't the regular Emmys.
01:14:08.160 It was a daytime Emmys.
01:14:09.080 So it was like mostly soap actors.
01:14:10.380 And I don't watch soaps
01:14:11.740 and I don't know about soaps.
01:14:13.000 Do you use soap?
01:14:14.480 I do use soap.
01:14:15.740 Yeah, yeah.
01:14:16.460 So at least there's that, right?
01:14:17.600 So that's, so you're joking, right?
01:14:18.960 I came into this thinking like,
01:14:20.680 oh, like they know I'm on Vine.
01:14:22.060 I do comedy.
01:14:22.740 They know I'm not going to be like
01:14:23.980 the most serious host ever, you know?
01:14:26.040 I'm not like Walter Cronkite over here. 0.99
01:14:27.580 Like I'm going to make some fucking jokes, right? 0.98
01:14:29.980 So literally the night before 0.99
01:14:32.440 they send me this press packet 0.97
01:14:33.840 of all these people with these shitty 0.98
01:14:35.320 black and white photos of their faces 0.93
01:14:37.180 and it's like 150 or something people
01:14:39.900 and I'm like reading it
01:14:41.120 And I'm like, I'm never going to remember any of these people's names, what they're known for, whatever.
01:14:46.280 Like, I've never done this before.
01:14:47.740 I don't know what to do.
01:14:49.340 Right.
01:14:50.100 So we get to the red carpet.
01:14:51.360 And I told my manager before I did this, I said, you know, I don't feel comfortable.
01:14:55.860 Like, unless there's somebody there telling me who these people are before they walk up, what they're nominated for, then I'm cool with it.
01:15:01.240 But right now, like, this is not cool.
01:15:02.720 And they're like, oh, don't worry.
01:15:04.020 You'll have a guy with you who's going to introduce you to the people before they start filming and tell you what they're nominated for, what shows they're on.
01:15:10.300 I'm like, OK, cool. Right. So I'm with Lauren Elizabeth and we're standing there and I'm trying to, like, make it fun and light and whatever.
01:15:17.240 And it's live stream, which is a nightmare. And the guy who's supposed to be introducing the people to us just starts fucking wandering off. 0.60
01:15:26.480 Just went off to the snack bar. He just was like, like, honestly, they hired him to, like, say who everyone was, but he didn't even know. 0.92
01:15:33.500 Like, so he would see you. I would see people. People kept coming so fast that he was like, oh, this is so and so from blah, blah, blah.
01:15:38.960 and he like wouldn't even know
01:15:39.980 and I'm like oh my god
01:15:40.740 so I just started like being like
01:15:42.400 oh my god I love your dress
01:15:43.520 like who are you wearing
01:15:44.400 this is wonderful
01:15:45.080 are you excited to be here
01:15:46.060 blah blah blah blah right
01:15:47.080 but it was yeah
01:15:47.980 and then this actor 0.99
01:15:50.460 this is what I got the most shit for 0.99
01:15:52.140 because I kept it light 0.99
01:15:53.280 and like I was mostly asking people
01:15:54.560 what they were wearing
01:15:55.240 and that kind of thing
01:15:55.940 because I was like you know
01:15:56.620 whatever Joan Rivers on the red carpet
01:15:58.200 whatever like I didn't know 0.99
01:15:59.260 fucking what was going on 0.97
01:16:00.280 so then this actor Ryan Peavy comes up 0.99
01:16:02.680 and he was on a soap at the time
01:16:05.240 and he's really handsome
01:16:06.720 and we were like oh my god
01:16:08.120 like you're so handsome like what show are you on blah blah blah we're talking to him whatever
01:16:11.880 and my producer's going like this like wrap it up whatever and he keeps talking and i'm like okay 0.97
01:16:17.100 okay ryan gotta get away we gotta get you away from us before we rape you get out of here and 0.93
01:16:20.460 i just said it like that like totally like not like we're gonna rape you like that kind of thing 0.98
01:16:25.480 like it was like just like a very like whatever and i'm not even thinking like this is gonna be
01:16:30.260 like a big deal and it was like the biggest deal yeah you ruined every viner's life like it was
01:16:36.640 like literally like everyone was like oh my god if that was a guy and he said that to a woman
01:16:41.840 she would never work he would never work again and blah blah blah and then i messaged ryan and
01:16:47.240 i apologized and was like oh my god if i offended you in any way by saying that he's like are you
01:16:53.120 kidding me he's like i knew you were joking like what what's the big deal and so i went on twitter 0.52
01:16:57.060 and people all these people were attacking me and i was like god get out of here you guys like if 0.93
01:17:00.500 you can't take a fucking joke like whatever i didn't handle it the best way obviously because 0.93
01:17:03.580 i was new to this whole thing instead of just publicly apologizing that's not the best way 0.99
01:17:07.300 because anytime i do anything right i just tell people to go fuck right right is that not right
01:17:11.200 right but that's apparently not the way to do it when it involves something like this okay and so 0.99
01:17:16.580 i didn't handle it well and i was like you guys are fucking idiots forever thinking that i actually 0.98
01:17:20.820 meant it and like whatever and then like some other girl who was hosting she was like some 0.99
01:17:26.240 other idiot and she goes to a black guy and then i this got pinned on me which was crazy because i 0.98
01:17:30.680 wasn't the one that said it she was interviewing a black guy who was on some soap and she goes how 0.99
01:17:34.880 does it feel to be a black man on television and and then people said that i said that and i was 0.96
01:17:40.700 like i definitely didn't say that like i'm from fucking philadelphia i would never say that and 0.98
01:17:46.140 so it was just like a mess and i got like pinned for dumb shit that i didn't do and it was just 0.95
01:17:50.080 like really awful it was a really bad experience and um do you think she just panicked when she 0.90
01:17:54.480 said that she was like i think that we weren't i think the problem was was that no one sat us down
01:18:01.060 and ran through the show with us there was no rehearsal there was no like you need to know
01:18:06.340 these people there was no one helping us know these people like they said that this guy was
01:18:09.800 going to be there to you know introduce them to us and he wasn't he just peaced out so i was like
01:18:14.000 who are you wearing like i don't know you know like i don't know who you are you're on some
01:18:18.080 daytime show that i don't watch because i'm not 43 with my kids in school you know like can i tell
01:18:21.900 you what you needed what more than anything else what a manager jeff oh yeah a manager 0.73
01:18:26.940 never would have let that shit happen ever i mean it was controversial and really bad at the time
01:18:33.640 and i remember reading tweets and people were like you're never gonna work in hollywood again 0.89
01:18:38.200 you're blacklisted blah blah blah blah i mean maybe that's why maybe that's why i don't know
01:18:46.000 i haven't booked i haven't booked a lot of movies or something to think about hey you never know
01:18:50.360 you never know but yeah it was a really shitty time so yeah love bringing thank god that's over
01:18:55.000 yeah love bringing that up let's just uh go ahead and keep talking about that stuff love it no it
01:19:01.680 was awful it was awful and i've learned so much since then like even people like used to say like
01:19:06.660 oh like your vines were racist all this stuff and like it just sucks when you're not coming from
01:19:11.160 that place mentally and then people say stuff and you're like oh like it's just like i've said 0.91
01:19:16.080 trying we sometimes not coming from that place can get you in even more trouble because you're
01:19:21.380 not thinking about what you're saying yeah well you're just like you're just you're just like
01:19:25.360 thinking of comedy and you're not thinking of like oh could this affect someone personally
01:19:29.800 and it's like weird because i just like you think everyone looks at something the way you look at
01:19:34.200 it like like oh i'm making this a joke and so everyone's gonna know it's a joke but not everyone
01:19:38.560 knows it's a joke some people have no sense of humor the the biggest thing is it's not as much
01:19:43.560 about the fact that you might offend someone in some weird way it's the fact that everything
01:19:52.200 offends like someone oh yeah you know what i'm saying so it's like it's like when he when he
01:19:57.940 comes in and throws a piece of cheese at my face like one slice of cheese oh my god right i'm dead
01:20:02.780 vegans are mad because he there's a milk product yeah people that are aren't eating
01:20:07.760 think that the piece of cheese could have fed
01:20:10.120 every starving child in Africa.
01:20:12.560 People that don't like squares
01:20:14.740 and have had bad experiences with squares
01:20:16.240 say it should have been provolone circles.
01:20:18.320 Like you are always, always.
01:20:20.620 Going to offend somebody.
01:20:21.320 Like me using the word always
01:20:23.180 offends someone that doesn't believe
01:20:24.820 that things can last forever or be happening.
01:20:27.060 Or yeah, you can go in all directions.
01:20:29.040 It's a shame. 1.00
01:20:30.440 It's a shit show. 1.00
01:20:31.420 Everyone's offended by everything. 1.00
01:20:33.180 And all I have to say is like, you know,
01:20:34.940 I apologize to anyone I've ever offended.
01:20:36.960 that was never my intention
01:20:38.220 to ever hurt me.
01:20:38.860 You know what?
01:20:39.240 He's offending me right now.
01:20:40.900 Is he peeing?
01:20:41.660 What are you doing?
01:20:42.240 You're just standing up there.
01:20:44.060 Logan has really bad ADD.
01:20:47.060 Yeah.
01:20:47.580 Like, really.
01:20:48.360 The fact that he has this podcast
01:20:49.600 is insane.
01:20:51.220 Like, I'm, like,
01:20:52.260 sitting there,
01:20:52.640 I've watched him go on his phone,
01:20:53.860 his computer, like,
01:20:55.560 he's gone live on Skype.
01:20:57.620 Like, he's texted,
01:20:58.460 he's sent, like,
01:20:59.040 he's been knitting under the table.
01:21:00.540 Like, he's had so much,
01:21:01.520 he's turned his chair
01:21:02.280 14 different ways.
01:21:03.600 This podcast,
01:21:04.320 this podcast is right.
01:21:05.640 He can't handle it.
01:21:06.520 Why are you so high right now?
01:21:08.600 This podcast is great because we actually get to
01:21:10.560 talk about things and you have to
01:21:12.640 listen to each other. But if you approach
01:21:14.380 Logan in the house randomly, you've got about
01:21:16.520 five seconds. Literally, he's
01:21:18.680 not here. Before he starts doing this.
01:21:20.780 He's bored. He'll ask me a question
01:21:22.680 and he'll be like, I'm bored. Yeah, he's just done.
01:21:24.340 He's like, I don't really care about your answer, but
01:21:25.840 I'm dead. Your mom's sitting here like,
01:21:28.460 Logan. Hey, alright guys, thank you for listening
01:21:30.620 to this episode of Impulsive.
01:21:32.600 Brittany Verlin, I love you. I love you too.
01:21:34.460 We gotta get you some Adderall, buddy. No, we don't.
01:21:36.520 Please don't stop them at creation.
01:21:38.820 Holistic medicines, meditation, playgrounds.
01:21:41.080 Yeah, yeah.
01:21:41.600 Where can they find you on social media?
01:21:43.140 At Brittany Corolla on everything.
01:21:44.680 Seems like an easy explanation.
01:21:45.860 It's pretty easy.
01:21:46.580 All right, guys.
01:21:47.360 Hit that subscribe button.
01:21:49.460 I'm dead.
01:21:49.940 We'll see you next time.
01:21:51.240 Take it easy.
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