Impaulsive with Logan Paul - The Untold Stories of The WOLF OF WALL STREET, Jordan Belfort - IMPAULSIVE EP. 81

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00:02:26.740 Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Dillon, Ruby. 0.99

00:02:34.560 Her name's Ginger, bro.

00:02:35.740 Ginger, Ginger, Ginger.

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00:02:41.740 She's so fluffy.

00:02:43.260 We named her Ginger.

00:02:44.540 It's vinyl.

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00:02:56.120 oh is she back here whoa yo mike you're famous now what happened last night oh something did 0.99

00:03:01.200 happen your dick's a little bigger today i appeared on an episode of tmz last night 0.99

00:03:06.280 that's incredible i'm not gonna lie to you oh what'd they ask you no big deal they asked me 0.99

00:03:11.800 you know like the camera's flashing in your face i walk out a catch had had a nice meal with two

00:03:16.460 lovely ladies i walk out and there's a one camera guy walks up first then the lights go on and i

00:03:22.060 hear welcome back to the number one podcast and then i'm like amazing they knew they knew that's

00:03:27.480 awesome and they started asking me really weird questions do they do that to you um tmz tries to

00:03:32.840 get like clips on like what celebrities think of certain subjects they are asking about road rage

00:03:37.140 yeah yeah donald trump um or some other things jake paul's house party with designer did you do

00:03:42.480 the classic like i i don't want you to be asking me questions what happened was the girls hadn't

00:03:48.520 come out with me and so i was talking and the whole time i was like yo i hope the girls walk 0.84

00:03:52.180 out and like kind of come up to my side while i'm fucking talking to them and like three quarters 0.74

00:03:56.000 of the way through they did it they come out and it was all going so swimmingly and then i realized 0.98

00:04:01.100 i ordered a kia as my uber and so i got in the back seat of a fucking kia bro and they were like 0.99

00:04:06.820 yeah see you later you fucking loser you gotta love did you get nervous i was a little when i 0.99

00:04:13.500 when i hear the camera clicks in the flash sometimes i'm like oh that guy what the clicking 1.00

00:04:17.220 guy wasn't there it was just two videos and so that made it a little better but i luckily i hadn't

00:04:21.200 drank a lot of dinner so i was pretty i was pretty i was pretty chill i um i didn't drink a lot of

00:04:25.440 dinner yeah that's because i've been doing liquid you've been chewing your food and putting in the

00:04:29.860 cup yeah that's awesome i went out last night too i had dinner with my mother my sweet mother and my

00:04:34.560 brother my brother jake beautiful i love and then we were going to a party which is where i met up

00:04:39.200 with you yeah and uh my mom like kind of casually a little shy she's like logan do you mind if i

00:04:45.700 come to the like party with you and i'm like i'm like no i don't mind at all you're my you're my

00:04:50.220 sweet sweet mother and i love you she goes well i just i don't want to ruin the vibe and in my head 0.99

00:04:55.200 i'm like i'm like bitch you are the vibe bitch you are the vibe bro nothing welcome to la where 0.99

00:04:59.780 no dudes are bringing their moms to parties but when you do it's awesome bro everyone in la loves 0.99

00:05:05.860 a mother because all our mothers are back in kansas or ohio or michigan yeah everybody comes

00:05:10.160 out here to whore out yeah it's like you got to have the mother around to remind you that you're 1.00

00:05:14.600 not truly a whore mom you got me laid you got me she actually did really you really did mom you 0.99

00:05:19.820 know i'm gonna say by who too can you believe oh pam are you proud of that or are you kind of 0.98

00:05:24.340 concerned why she's concerned you're my wingman yo i'm like i'm like hi nice to meet you by the

00:05:29.840 way here's my sweet dear mother and they're like oh my god where you from by the way isn't it isn't

00:05:34.720 it funny when you were younger bring your mom around would actually stop you from getting laid

00:05:40.080 Now in LA, if you bring your mom out with you 1.00

00:05:42.520 Girls are like, oh my god, you're so cute 1.00

00:05:44.720 You're not like these other fuckboys 1.00

00:05:46.220 When in reality 1.00

00:05:47.360 It's the ticket

00:05:49.600 Yeah, take notes

00:05:51.220 Took the dog to the vet, took Dinger to the vet today

00:05:54.620 They try to do the classic

00:05:56.560 Let me stick my fingers 0.99

00:05:58.840 Up your dog's butt, yo 1.00

00:06:00.000 I won't let this happen, ever 0.99

00:06:02.240 Classic

00:06:02.720 You wouldn't let him do a rectal exam?

00:06:06.260 No, he didn't

00:06:07.340 He had PTSD

00:06:08.920 i was fighting with the vet post-traumatic he's like i could just stick to my fingers

00:06:12.260 well he had his his a noose penetrated at a younger age yeah it was bro the doc stuck his 0.95

00:06:21.820 fingers on my butt wait a dog stuck his fingers no a dog bro i was kind of beasted out yeah 0.98

00:06:27.280 what's good no i was um i i i think you guys have heard this story before i i'd hit my head 0.96

00:06:32.860 on a trampoline seven millimeter skull fracture and i went to the doctor got lifelighted and uh 0.99

00:06:37.820 You got to check the ass. 0.99

00:06:38.860 Well, like, apparently it makes sense. 1.00

00:06:41.020 Also, like, let's not tell the 12 year old who's, by the way, in a fucking neck brace 0.99

00:06:44.340 laying face down that I'm going to go. 0.99

00:06:46.640 Totally helpless.

00:06:47.960 Did he?

00:06:50.780 That's not even an.

00:06:51.740 I swear, that's what he did.

00:06:53.720 Is that is that the standard operating procedure when someone has a head injury to have a finger 0.99

00:06:58.000 up the ass? 0.99

00:06:58.540 Is that a normal in the ER? 1.00

00:07:00.560 Yes. 0.97

00:07:00.860 They have to check all orifices.

00:07:02.800 They have to check all orifices.

00:07:04.880 They have an orifice checklist.

00:07:06.040 funny funny because he's never mentioned them sticking their fingers in his ear his nose 0.97

00:07:10.400 looking at in his mouth it was this doctor's just obsessed with his butthole what's good

00:07:15.180 i really hate to see it i really would have wish he would have given me a wet willy but no it's just 0.99

00:07:20.860 no but just a wet ass assy hey what a weird transition to bring in the greatest guest of 0.97

00:07:27.360 all time maybe not um it's i i can't believe what's happening right now ladies and gentlemen 0.99

00:07:31.940 We fucking got him 0.96

00:07:33.180 Who got this guest by the way 0.99

00:07:35.060 Colin was this you did you secure the bag on this one

00:07:37.300 Shout out Colin

00:07:38.220 We love you Colin

00:07:39.660 Guys we got a legendary guest on the show today

00:07:42.040 He was at one time Wall Street's most successful executive

00:07:45.220 He made hundreds of millions of dollars

00:07:47.020 His actions though led him to jail

00:07:49.780 Then a life of redemption

00:07:51.300 Hey Leonardo DiCaprio played him in the movie

00:07:53.980 It's the real wolf of Wall Street

00:07:56.520 It's Jordan Belfort

00:07:58.060 Oh, I got the chest bump.

00:08:02.840 All right.

00:08:03.960 What's up?

00:08:04.540 What's up?

00:08:04.960 What's up?

00:08:06.260 What's up?

00:08:07.400 All right.

00:08:07.780 How are you, buddy?

00:08:08.740 All right.

00:08:09.640 Yo, good to see you. 0.98

00:08:10.920 I'm hoping you've got his fingers up the butt here, huh? 0.97

00:08:14.100 There's nothing wrong with that. 0.96

00:08:15.120 He'll hold him, you know?

00:08:16.180 No, I'm not.

00:08:16.700 I'm looking forward to it, but anyway. 0.99

00:08:17.860 You can't tell me you haven't had fingers up your butt. 0.99

00:08:20.520 Well, you know, many fingers. 0.99

00:08:23.740 Or a finger.

00:08:24.640 I didn't know about the whole oresness thing.

00:08:26.320 I'm going to check through the emergency room later.

00:08:27.500 Like, hey, I have a trauma, you know?

00:08:29.520 I'm a little horny today, yeah?

00:08:30.480 He's like, yo, doc, I think I'm hurt.

00:08:32.060 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:33.320 What's the injury?

00:08:34.280 Sir, you're fine.

00:08:35.180 You're a new thing.

00:08:35.880 You're fine.

00:08:36.320 It's good to have moms around, you know?

00:08:38.160 Nah, my mom's cool, yo.

00:08:39.560 Yeah.

00:08:40.280 Hey, good to see you.

00:08:41.200 You too, pal.

00:08:41.720 How you doing?

00:08:42.140 You got 10 people with you.

00:08:43.640 I know.

00:08:44.060 I got a whole crew.

00:08:44.940 Who are all these people?

00:08:46.140 I got my son here, who was my partner in my business.

00:08:48.860 He's awesome.

00:08:49.380 Oh, your son?

00:08:50.000 Which one's that?

00:08:50.720 Oh, that's good.

00:08:52.100 We all have to turn a computer on, you know?

00:08:53.780 You guys are like, I grew up after the computer age, right?

00:08:56.120 So he runs all my social media.

00:08:57.680 I got some film crew here.

00:08:59.560 Yeah, but you have two videographers. 0.74

00:09:01.480 And one of them's on three?

00:09:02.620 And one of them's on a Steadicam?

00:09:04.040 Yeah, one just showed up out of the blue.

00:09:05.320 This is incredible.

00:09:06.660 I have a feeling some of me here is because of you, buddy.

00:09:09.120 So, you know, they want to check out the whole Logan Barksbury. 1.00

00:09:12.160 I'm a pussy, bro. 0.99

00:09:13.060 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:09:14.360 Bam, he's doing it again with the self-deprecation.

00:09:16.960 Self-deprecation, yeah.

00:09:17.880 Yeah.

00:09:18.580 Hey, so you're a legend, dude.

00:09:20.220 Oh, thank you.

00:09:20.640 The real wolf of Wall Street.

00:09:22.180 That I am.

00:09:23.000 That I am.

00:09:23.620 Wow.

00:09:24.060 You did a lot of drugs, huh?

00:09:25.940 Wow, you know, massive quantities.

00:09:27.600 I mean, like on a daily basis.

00:09:30.480 I was a great, I was a very responsible addict, though.

00:09:33.920 I mean, like, yeah, I was like a human Petri dish.

00:09:36.700 I mixed them, like, perfectly.

00:09:38.140 And the thing was, I didn't drink a lot of alcohol,

00:09:39.720 so you can sort of, like, balance everything out, you know.

00:09:42.100 You know, it started off with, like, one drug, right?

00:09:44.360 Yeah.

00:09:44.600 Like, doing it once on a Thursday night,

00:09:46.040 so I could, oh, three days to recover, take Friday off, right?

00:09:48.640 Then I started doing it on Saturday night and, you know,

00:09:50.580 Sunday morning, maybe, and sleep it off for Monday, right?

00:09:53.360 But then I started getting tired from the lewds.

00:09:55.160 They make you rich a downer. 1.00

00:09:56.180 I felt responsible for some coke to wake up, right? 1.00

00:09:59.500 Wait, what did you say? 0.97

00:10:00.020 The lewds?

00:10:00.520 The lewds make you sleepy.

00:10:01.540 For the kids. 0.98

00:10:02.200 Why don't you tell these kids what the lewds are? 1.00

00:10:05.740 Yeah, quailudes. 0.90

00:10:06.500 So quailudes are basically a barbiturate sleeping pill, right?

00:10:10.940 And what happened was when they were first invented, 0.53

00:10:12.900 psychiatrists gave them to like housewives

00:10:14.740 because it made you sleep and didn't give you a big hangover, right?

00:10:17.540 Well, it didn't take long for people to figure out.

00:10:19.880 If you fought off the first 20 minutes of sleep, 0.99

00:10:22.120 You got the most kick-ass fucking high in the world, right? 0.97

00:10:25.300 You're, like, quoting the movie, and I'm hearing the real Jordan Belfort say it. 0.99

00:10:29.040 But, you know, it became the most abused drug ever.

00:10:32.520 So I think that every legitimate prescription written was probably 100,000.

00:10:36.280 They were just bogus, right?

00:10:37.240 Now, this is in the 80s, right?

00:10:38.340 This is in the 70s.

00:10:39.160 Late 70s?

00:10:39.880 Late 70s, 80s. 1.00

00:10:40.960 And we had these guys called lewd doctors.

00:10:43.460 So you'd go to the docs.

00:10:44.400 They were supposedly weight loss doctors. 1.00

00:10:46.320 So they'd give you speed black beauties to lose weight. 1.00

00:10:49.560 And they'd say, oh, I can't sleep with that. 1.00

00:10:50.680 They'd give you the lewds to fall asleep.

00:10:51.780 That was the scam, right?

00:10:53.060 So you have all these kids lining up around the block.

00:10:55.220 They get a prescription.

00:10:55.960 You go crack it at the pharmacy, and there you go.

00:10:58.420 You know, you're not the only person on this set

00:11:00.720 who has experimented with substances,

00:11:03.220 but I want you to take a guess as to who the other person is

00:11:05.960 that had a little bit of a run themselves.

00:11:08.500 Like, look around you.

00:11:09.440 Who looks suspicious here?

00:11:10.660 Dude, I assume all of you have.

00:11:12.400 I mean, you know.

00:11:12.820 Are you in the vegan?

00:11:13.800 Fair enough. 0.56

00:11:14.540 Look at his skin.

00:11:16.000 It's glowing.

00:11:16.660 He's radiating positivity.

00:11:18.420 I would say.

00:11:19.100 It's him, dude.

00:11:19.760 You weren't supposed to tell him.

00:11:20.820 It's over, bro.

00:11:21.960 The segment's taking too long.

00:11:22.900 All right, fine.

00:11:23.500 I was going to say you because it was kind of a setup,

00:11:25.740 but what was your drug of choice?

00:11:28.100 Everything, dude.

00:11:28.860 Opiates, OxyContin.

00:11:30.080 So like OxyContin for our generation was like your lewds. 0.98

00:11:33.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:34.020 You know, overpowered the streets.

00:11:35.440 But in the movie, Leo said, I will not die sober.

00:11:40.580 Are you going to die sober?

00:11:42.900 Good question.

00:11:43.760 I don't think much about dying just yet,

00:11:45.780 but hopefully I won't though, you know?

00:11:47.600 I mean, I want to die very nicely in my sleep,

00:11:49.760 maybe many years from now but hopefully i won't be stone cold sober yeah would you would you

00:11:54.960 become a robot if that meant you could live for like 200 400 years way no you wouldn't oh god no

00:12:00.680 i mean like honestly you're ready to get out not yet but i mean like i wouldn't want to live forever

00:12:05.160 what if i told you right now that if you switched your diet up a little bit stopped eating meat

00:12:10.760 never drank again for the rest of your life and really started drinking perfectly ph balanced

00:12:16.360 water you could add roughly two to four years on to the end of your life would you do it 0.99

00:12:20.280 no fucking way because i think it's bullshit i think i think there's so many things involved in 0.99

00:12:26.600 in you know i think a lot of genetics who lives the lowest my family my parents are both a lot 0.99

00:12:31.100 they're in their late 80s my grandparents into their 90s so i think it's mostly genetics but 0.79

00:12:35.400 listen there's things you can do you can live a certain way and have a shit life i i live and i

00:12:39.220 enjoy every day you know i'm saying i don't worry about everything in corner i turn around what i 0.79

00:12:43.280 putting my I don't abuse myself anymore right yeah you know what I'm saying but I'm not like

00:12:47.600 are you sober now pretty much I'll drink a little bit here okay but I'm you know I'm not drugs drugs

00:12:52.480 were my thing I never really drank that much alcohol so I'm pretty safe for the you know

00:12:56.480 glass of scotch once in a while right but you know no ludes no coke you know and uh I was doing like 0.99

00:13:02.020 mountains of coke ski jumps off the fucking coke yeah that's great observer's asses oh you know 0.99

00:13:07.720 just at the least you know I'm saying well if everyone's asked I was doing all top doctor's 1.00

00:13:12.280 You got an ass nonstop. 0.99

00:13:15.080 Yeah, it was pretty crazy. 0.99

00:13:16.680 But, you know, listen, when you're young, listen,

00:13:19.300 the things that make sense when you're 25, 26,

00:13:21.780 they don't make as much sense when you're 55, 56, you know, right?

00:13:25.280 For real, yeah.

00:13:25.800 So, like, I wouldn't take all that stuff back with your drugs.

00:13:28.980 I had a great time.

00:13:30.540 I overdid it.

00:13:31.440 And, like, I look at drugs, seriously, it's like a privilege.

00:13:34.180 Some people can do it, and they can live a normal life. 0.98

00:13:36.900 Once you cross over a certain point, it'll fuck you up, 0.96

00:13:40.160 and you're done. 0.96

00:13:40.520 You just can't do them anymore, right?

00:13:42.180 but I have friends

00:13:43.600 that still do

00:13:44.020 and they totally live

00:13:44.840 normal lives

00:13:45.260 so I don't stare down

00:13:46.300 on people

00:13:46.580 but what's the point

00:13:47.500 what's the point

00:13:48.080 that when you cross

00:13:48.780 it's unhealthy

00:13:49.280 we used to have a saying

00:13:51.700 it's Stratton

00:13:52.780 if you go out with the boys

00:13:53.740 you gotta wake up

00:13:54.240 with the men 1.00

00:13:55.360 oh shit 1.00

00:13:55.780 so when you can't 1.00

00:13:56.980 when you can only do that

00:13:58.060 that's when you've crossed over

00:13:59.100 or like when you're out

00:14:00.440 you know your daughter's

00:14:01.220 birthday party

00:14:01.880 and you know you're upstairs

00:14:02.760 with a crack pipe

00:14:03.640 instead of downstairs

00:14:04.200 you know then you know

00:14:05.040 you kind of crossed over as well

00:14:06.160 you know it's a couple

00:14:06.700 of leading indicators

00:14:07.840 you know

00:14:08.180 or like when you're

00:14:09.180 in a strip club 0.97

00:14:09.740 like marrying a stripper 0.99

00:14:11.000 like you know 1.00

00:14:11.360 call my mother 0.98

00:14:12.060 Hey, Mom, I'm marrying Blaze. 1.00

00:14:13.300 Yeah, you crossed her. 1.00

00:14:15.380 Yeah.

00:14:16.380 Maybe.

00:14:17.260 But there's a lot of points where you think, listen, I did all this.

00:14:20.240 There was the scene with the Quaaludes where I crashed all those cars, right?

00:14:24.020 Didn't remember.

00:14:24.620 True story.

00:14:25.460 That happened.

00:14:26.500 True story.

00:14:26.940 100% true.

00:14:27.760 100% true, right?

00:14:28.740 Did you think the car was? 1.00

00:14:30.760 To this day, give me a fucking lie detector test. 1.00

00:14:33.000 I could pass a lie detector test right now. 1.00

00:14:35.260 I don't remember hitting one car.

00:14:36.640 I'm sure. 0.99

00:14:37.360 Like, when I stole my, I was like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:14:38.920 Who stole my fucking car, huh? 1.00

00:14:40.320 and then the magic 1.00

00:14:41.780 here's the

00:14:42.120 the magic of quaaludes though

00:14:43.660 is that like

00:14:44.480 it's not like alcohol

00:14:45.360 so like they arrest me

00:14:46.240 right

00:14:46.380 I'm like I'm sleeping

00:14:47.440 half the time

00:14:47.900 I'm like half the sleep

00:14:48.760 I'm in a jail cell

00:14:49.420 like Mayberry RFD

00:14:50.420 it's like a local jail cell

00:14:51.700 you're probably too young

00:14:52.260 for the Mayberry

00:14:52.680 your mom knows

00:14:53.380 what I'm talking about here

00:14:53.940 right

00:14:54.080 it's like this old TV show

00:14:55.380 with like a little county jail

00:14:56.400 right

00:14:56.640 it's me and like two cops

00:14:57.860 with the big key

00:14:58.680 that goes in the lock

00:14:59.540 basically right

00:14:59.920 so I'm on the floor

00:15:00.820 sleeping drooling

00:15:01.720 on the concrete

00:15:02.220 basically right

00:15:02.860 and it's like 11 o'clock

00:15:04.240 at night right

00:15:04.900 all of a sudden

00:15:05.580 I'm sober

00:15:06.900 like when ludes wear off

00:15:08.480 It's not like you have a hangover.

00:15:10.160 So I'm like, what the, where am I?

00:15:12.060 You know, they're like, oh, I see what you took more off.

00:15:13.640 So I ended up in this jail.

00:15:15.040 And then I actually got out of that hole.

00:15:16.480 I didn't get in trouble for that, believe it or not.

00:15:17.800 You know, you know, what's like that nowadays?

00:15:20.720 Xanax.

00:15:21.360 You wake up the next day with absolutely no recollection

00:15:24.540 of what has happened the night before.

00:15:26.420 How did you get out of that?

00:15:27.300 I'll tell you how I got out of it.

00:15:28.040 So I, so what happened was, is I, you know,

00:15:31.220 so the movie's accurate.

00:15:32.520 Hunt is exactly what happened.

00:15:33.580 We had these real, real ludes, right?

00:15:35.100 They had a delayed fuse because they were really old.

00:15:37.320 So I took one, didn't, you know, didn't hit me.

00:15:39.720 So I took another one.

00:15:40.500 So they finally all hit me when I was out on a call because my phones were tapped, right?

00:15:44.320 At the time, right?

00:15:45.400 And all of a sudden, boom, I'm like, I fall over.

00:15:47.480 I can barely walk.

00:15:48.140 So I'm crawling back.

00:15:48.900 The whole thing happened just like that, right?

00:15:50.700 I drive home.

00:15:51.440 I don't think I have an accident.

00:15:52.400 I get in my house, right?

00:15:53.520 I'm at the table with my wife, then wife, right?

00:15:56.100 My little daughter's like two back then, you know?

00:15:57.740 So I'm drooling.

00:15:58.500 She's drooling.

00:15:58.940 I'm like, I'm both drooling and slurping.

00:16:00.260 It's all right, you know?

00:16:01.560 And all of a sudden, I had bodyguards there full time.

00:16:03.760 Next day, they have one under each of them.

00:16:05.240 They lift me up.

00:16:06.060 They take me upstairs to my bedroom. 0.99

00:16:07.380 I'm like, what the fuck's going on here? 0.99

00:16:08.760 Like, you know, it's like a lewd high gone bad, basically, right? 0.99

00:16:10.920 So they put me, they say, Mr. Belfort, calm down, calm down.

00:16:13.000 They put me under the covers.

00:16:14.320 Put things, shut the line off, done.

00:16:16.220 So now I'm under the covers.

00:16:17.500 Like, I'm stoned out of my mind. 1.00

00:16:19.080 So I guess, fuck it. 1.00

00:16:19.640 I'll just drift off to sleep. 1.00

00:16:21.280 Couple minutes later, the lights come on.

00:16:23.000 I sense two policemen in my room. 0.99

00:16:25.620 I'm like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:16:26.380 You know, they're like, Mr. Belfort, were you driving your car? 1.00

00:16:30.220 I'm like, oh, shit. 0.99

00:16:30.980 I'm like, something said, clam up. 0.99

00:16:32.260 I'm like, no, no, no.

00:16:33.180 Next thing I'm under arrest, right?

00:16:35.220 Then I see the car.

00:16:36.420 I'm like, what?

00:16:37.020 I was literally, I was so blown away, I fainted.

00:16:39.140 Because I didn't remember having an accident, right?

00:16:41.480 That's crazy.

00:16:42.000 So when I was in the jail cell, this little tiny jail, right? 0.98

00:16:45.060 The guys are, you know, fucking around me saying, 0.95

00:16:46.580 oh, you're going to go to Central Lockup tonight? 0.99

00:16:48.440 It's like too late because you're going to go to the place called the Tombs in Long Isle.

00:16:51.480 Really bad place to be, right?

00:16:52.880 Because I thought I'd get bailed out right there.

00:16:54.260 It was like 11 o'clock.

00:16:55.200 No courts are open, right?

00:16:56.220 Yeah. 0.96

00:16:56.660 Then they go, you got to take a urine test. 0.99

00:16:58.320 I said, I'm not fucking taking a urine test. 0.99

00:16:59.880 I'm going to call my, like, 25 drugs in my system, right? 0.99

00:17:02.120 Everything but basically LSD, right?

00:17:03.780 So I call my lawyer.

00:17:04.780 They want me to take a urine test.

00:17:06.200 He goes, take it.

00:17:07.440 I'm like, really?

00:17:07.960 Let's just take it.

00:17:08.420 Don't worry about it.

00:17:09.420 All right.

00:17:09.760 So I take the urine test.

00:17:10.940 They start like, oh, look what? 1.00

00:17:11.860 Everything but fucking asses, right? 1.00

00:17:13.260 The cop's like, yo, you're going. 1.00

00:17:14.480 Oh, all right. 0.64

00:17:15.700 About 40 minutes later, some old man comes in the jail, right? 0.97

00:17:19.480 Like in pajamas. 0.93

00:17:20.400 He goes, I was drawing a bell for you.

00:17:21.660 I'm like, yeah.

00:17:22.000 He goes, you're bailed.

00:17:22.860 I'm Judge Stevens.

00:17:23.500 He got some corrupt judge out of bed to get me, to bail me out.

00:17:27.140 Got it out of jail, right?

00:17:28.500 So my lawyer's waiting for me outside.

00:17:30.820 My lawyer's waiting for me outside, right? 0.99

00:17:32.840 I said, Joe, I'm in deep shit. 0.96

00:17:34.900 I said, you know, I tested positive for everything. 0.99

00:17:37.940 He's like, no, no, you're fine.

00:17:39.020 Listen, it's not illegal to have drugs in your system.

00:17:42.560 How can they prove you didn't take them after you got home?

00:17:45.160 They didn't catch you in the car because they didn't catch me in the car.

00:17:48.240 It didn't matter what was in my system.

00:17:49.520 I even could have went home and took them all then.

00:17:52.640 Wow.

00:17:52.960 so they had no evidence

00:17:53.660 so it was all thrown out 0.99

00:17:55.060 damn bro 0.99

00:17:55.620 I had to pay some 1.00

00:17:56.540 I hit seven calls

00:17:57.280 I had to pay some money

00:17:58.060 I mean like you know

00:17:58.640 but you know

00:17:59.040 how did you find

00:18:00.040 like bomb lawyers

00:18:02.040 like how did you get

00:18:03.160 they find you pal

00:18:03.780 talk about you

00:18:04.200 hopefully they'll be calling you

00:18:06.420 like they called me

00:18:07.120 just hit me up

00:18:08.040 they seek you out

00:18:08.740 hit me up

00:18:09.100 I got some stuff going on

00:18:10.160 Spencer does bad things

00:18:11.040 he does bad things

00:18:12.320 define bed

00:18:13.480 define bed

00:18:14.060 he overeats plants 1.00

00:18:15.520 he's a fucking baby 1.00

00:18:16.360 he's cleaning out 1.00

00:18:16.960 the whole vegetative

00:18:17.760 I eat a lot of plants

00:18:18.280 sometimes he stays out too late

00:18:20.300 a little past 10

00:18:21.720 not global warming

00:18:22.580 and now climate change.

00:18:23.820 Climate change, yeah.

00:18:24.580 Dude, he's responsible for it.

00:18:26.440 Jesus Christ.

00:18:27.280 Taking out all the plans. 1.00

00:18:28.780 You and AOC.

00:18:30.000 What was your favorite part of the movie?

00:18:31.920 Favorite?

00:18:32.480 Wow.

00:18:32.780 I think probably, for me,

00:18:33.780 the scenes in the boardroom,

00:18:35.280 like with the speeches,

00:18:36.520 that was like brought back

00:18:37.420 the insanity of it all.

00:18:38.580 I mean, the whole thing was so great.

00:18:39.740 I mean, it was wild.

00:18:40.780 So those were the best scenes.

00:18:42.460 Some of the scenes also at home,

00:18:43.580 you know, the fighting with my wife

00:18:44.640 was pretty classic too,

00:18:45.640 but I have to say the boardroom scenes were best.

00:18:47.980 Gotcha, gotcha. 1.00

00:18:49.240 Dude, that movie is fucking, 1.00

00:18:50.220 we quote it every day. 1.00

00:18:51.580 It is probably

00:18:54.480 The most quotable movie of all time

00:18:57.040 Like imagine that

00:18:58.040 It's like that and then Step Brothers

00:18:59.700 I'm sure there were

00:19:00.900 Moments that I like your laugh

00:19:03.880 It's amazing

00:19:04.760 Like that and Step Brothers

00:19:06.340 Neck and neck dude

00:19:08.640 I gotta watch Step Brothers again

00:19:10.740 It's amazing 0.99

00:19:11.640 It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer 0.99

00:19:14.580 That's what's his name 0.99

00:19:15.660 Will Ferrell and Riley

00:19:18.580 John C. Riley

00:19:19.480 What are some moments that happened

00:19:21.820 that didn't make it to the movie?

00:19:24.000 I mean, there's probably a lot.

00:19:26.420 That's a great question.

00:19:27.100 Well, you know, I can't tell the story. 1.00

00:19:30.180 Oh, shit, his son's telling him to tell the story. 1.00

00:19:32.620 You got a story? 1.00

00:19:33.420 Well, he's got the worst story ever.

00:19:35.700 Yeah, it's pretty bad.

00:19:37.040 I mean, I'm going to be honest,

00:19:38.060 you're on the number one podcast in the world.

00:19:39.280 I don't know if you guys are, how old are you guys now? 0.97

00:19:40.880 I'm fucking, maybe over 30, I think. 0.98

00:19:43.180 34. 1.00

00:19:43.880 We got one.

00:19:45.200 So I'll tell you the sort of a bridge.

00:19:47.780 Will you tell me how raunchy you want this to be?

00:19:49.460 I want it.

00:19:49.980 We want it. 0.99

00:19:50.380 Full fucking place. 0.99

00:19:51.540 Let me give you a quick DC violations here, I think. 0.99

00:19:54.420 Let me give you a quick preface, Jordan.

00:19:56.060 Yeah.

00:19:56.640 That mic was once down Riley Reid's throat. 1.00

00:19:59.660 We had a porn star talking about blowing her Uber driver. 1.00

00:20:02.720 Right. 1.00

00:20:03.000 We have talked about prepping for anal on this show, Jordan. 0.98

00:20:06.040 You're quoting one episode. 0.99

00:20:08.320 No, we had porn stars at this event, by the way,

00:20:10.660 and they froze in horror, just so you know.

00:20:12.480 Wow. 0.99

00:20:13.060 The porn stars. 1.00

00:20:13.640 They said, girl, buckle up. 1.00

00:20:15.580 A blue chip hooker for eight years. 1.00

00:20:17.040 We used to classify our hookers like stocks. 1.00

00:20:18.760 The best ones were blue chips, right? 1.00

00:20:20.140 Then we had the Nasdaqs and the pink chips.

00:20:21.560 So blue chips, I've been doing this for 10 years.

00:20:23.180 I've never seen anything as disgusting as that.

00:20:25.180 All right, I'm ready.

00:20:25.780 Go ahead, roll it out. 1.00

00:20:26.720 I'm ready for this shit. 1.00

00:20:27.920 So story goes, right? 1.00

00:20:30.960 So, you know, getting married, big deal, right?

00:20:33.360 Rent a private jet, fly 100 Stratonites out there, right?

00:20:36.900 And actually, some came to the end. 1.00

00:20:39.160 We took a bunch of hookers with us, right? 1.00

00:20:40.920 Like probably 40, 50 from New York. 0.97

00:20:43.160 But then we got others from around California, from Vegas, right?

00:20:46.240 We had New York police officers, right? 1.00

00:20:48.880 So it was like 100 Stratonites, 100 hookers, right? 0.95

00:20:51.200 Another 50, 100 got recruited in Vegas. 0.61

00:20:53.300 And we had all shapes and sizes, from the bluest of the blue chips 0.95

00:20:56.180 to the most disgusting pink sheet streetwalkers, like the face of a sheepdog, 0.96

00:21:02.580 shoulders of an alpha linebacker, right? 1.00

00:21:04.260 Just the most rancid shit you've seen, right? 0.99

00:21:06.540 But we were equal opportunity employers, right? 1.00

00:21:08.400 We don't want to be prejudiced, right?

00:21:09.820 I mean, a nice guy, right?

00:21:11.180 Anyway, so now the bachelor was at the Mirage Hotel back then,

00:21:14.100 which was all the rage.

00:21:15.400 That was it.

00:21:15.820 The Mirage was the greatest place ever, right?

00:21:17.640 So we had the whole back part of this one floor of the Mirage, right?

00:21:20.980 So my friend and I, I'm going to leave his name out because I'll just give him that much respect here, right?

00:21:26.640 So he was a huge gambler and a really major league CEO of a huge company in the Garmin Center, this guy.

00:21:34.360 Total wild man, right?

00:21:35.880 But he was like out of his mind.

00:21:38.000 I mean, this guy was like, this guy would do so much coke.

00:21:40.480 He's like almost like David Copperfield doing coke.

00:21:42.440 Like he carried around like a little billet of coke, right?

00:21:45.080 and with a collar state, right?

00:21:46.900 And he could do it.

00:21:47.920 He'd be five DEA's around.

00:21:49.340 He'd be like this. 0.99

00:21:50.120 He's like, did he fucking just- 0.99

00:21:51.400 He's like a magician. 0.99

00:21:52.080 A magician. 1.00

00:21:52.600 He's a fucking magma. 1.00

00:21:53.260 Wow. 1.00

00:21:54.400 What did he just do?

00:21:55.360 He was like, slide a hand.

00:21:56.360 That's how good this guy was, right? 1.00

00:21:57.340 Yeah, damn. 1.00

00:21:57.760 He totally like corrupted me. 1.00

00:22:00.020 I'm very easily corruptible, by the way.

00:22:02.100 I couldn't tell.

00:22:04.040 I'm like the parents.

00:22:04.780 No, people my parents warned me about, right? 0.98

00:22:06.440 But anyway, so he was just a complete fucking wild man, right? 0.98

00:22:10.020 So we're downstairs. 0.99

00:22:10.860 He was a massive gambler. 1.00

00:22:12.240 We're playing blackjacks.

00:22:13.580 He's playing five hands at once.

00:22:15.580 I'm playing two hands, $10,000 a hand.

00:22:18.520 So he's up like $2 million, up like $750,000. 0.98

00:22:21.780 We're fucking high as kites. 0.74

00:22:23.640 I'm like probably on 15 ludes at this point for the day. 0.99

00:22:26.580 At least seven, eight grams of blow.

00:22:28.080 And just going on.

00:22:29.140 It's like, nah, this is complete insanity.

00:22:31.180 Xanax, Klonopin, because it sounds good.

00:22:33.100 Morphing.

00:22:33.500 I had everything in my system once.

00:22:34.620 It was all perfectly balanced.

00:22:36.420 So I was like, you saw me like, wow, that guy seems like he's sober.

00:22:38.540 How is that possible?

00:22:39.480 He had the set up.

00:22:40.940 That was balanced.

00:22:41.480 That was balanced, right?

00:22:42.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:42.840 So finally, it's like, you just say that?

00:22:44.740 Like, where is the balance?

00:22:47.400 I referred to as a perfect state of toxic poise, right?

00:22:50.480 Quickly, what he means is it wasn't in either direction too much.

00:22:53.960 He was balanced, he fought down, like stimulants, not a rubber band.

00:22:58.760 I got it.

00:22:59.220 That was perfectly balanced, right? 1.00

00:23:02.580 At some point, at some point, you get so fucked up. 1.00

00:23:05.680 At some point, you get so fucked up. 1.00

00:23:07.640 Anyway, you know, the magic mushrooms, right? 0.99

00:23:09.400 So anyway, so here's what we got.

00:23:10.820 So anyway, so we're downstairs, right?

00:23:12.140 We're gambling like, man, I'm up like 700 grand.

00:23:14.380 He's up 2 million, right?

00:23:15.800 And after a couple of hours, I was like, let's go upstairs to the bachelor party, right?

00:23:18.900 So I grab my cash out, like a million two in a bag, right?

00:23:22.660 I had my half a million plus the 700 one, right?

00:23:24.660 He leaves his chips there on the table.

00:23:26.220 I mean, he just leaves it there because that's what's going on when you're a huge gambler.

00:23:28.480 So we go upstairs, and as we get to the floor, you know, I think it was 23rd floor maybe,

00:23:33.500 and we turn the corner. 1.00

00:23:34.660 It's like the fucking matrix. 1.00

00:23:35.920 It's like the dark energy emanating. 1.00

00:23:38.520 It was like the room was pulsating.

00:23:39.900 The whole really weird energy, right?

00:23:41.740 Two cops guarding the bachelor doors.

00:23:44.260 We walk towards the doors.

00:23:45.460 The cops say, Mr. B, you do not want to go in there.

00:23:48.680 It's so, it's, you really, I said, we must go in there.

00:23:51.920 We must.

00:23:52.520 It's beyond our control.

00:23:53.840 So we open up the door and there is the bachelor party.

00:23:57.460 And it's like the most, it's like Sodom and Gomorrah on the 23rd floor of Mirage. 0.99

00:24:02.620 It's completely out of fucking control. 0.96

00:24:04.260 Now, just so you know, I wrote about this in my book, the first book, right? 0.99

00:24:09.520 and I described that exact scene,

00:24:13.120 which came on the heels of all the other insanity

00:24:15.220 I was doing, right?

00:24:16.180 And the interesting thing was,

00:24:17.380 I already had 150 pages in the book 1.00

00:24:19.280 and I was talking about crazy shit. 1.00

00:24:21.220 I mean, candles up my ass. 1.00

00:24:22.780 I was like, no, LPS, no big deal, right? 1.00

00:24:24.720 All this crazy shit. 1.00

00:24:25.860 Midget tossing that. 1.00

00:24:27.360 And this was a female editor, 1.00

00:24:28.880 Danielle Perez, and she was awesome.

00:24:30.980 She's like, oh my God, this is great.

00:24:32.040 I'm like, really?

00:24:32.580 I'm like, okay.

00:24:33.400 She's like, this is awesome.

00:24:34.360 People are going to love it.

00:24:34.840 She's like, oh my God.

00:24:35.700 And they're like, oh, great, great, great.

00:24:36.760 I'm like, wow.

00:24:37.480 I'm like, so I'm just going to go for it.

00:24:38.440 So when I got to this part with the bachelor pie, 0.94

00:24:40.400 I'm like, I'll just fucking go for it, right? 0.87

00:24:41.820 So I then write out like 12 pages 0.97

00:24:44.200 describing every sea, disgusting detail

00:24:47.460 down to its most minute elegance, right?

00:24:49.900 Where it's like, I mean, like literally, 0.91

00:24:50.860 you can see the cum dripping off people. 0.75

00:24:52.960 Is that how much I, right? 0.77

00:24:53.960 Anyway, and I send the pages to Random House

00:24:56.060 and I get back a comment.

00:24:58.160 I don't think other human beings will understand it.

00:25:01.640 And so I know a few will understand.

00:25:02.860 I know, oh my God.

00:25:04.200 These guys, you're talking to the two people

00:25:06.840 that that book was meant for.

00:25:08.120 Well, let's see.

00:25:09.380 Can we get the unredacted version?

00:25:10.980 Anyway.

00:25:11.380 If they find this disgusting, you got a serious problem.

00:25:14.700 Oh, you will.

00:25:15.060 You got a real problem on your hands.

00:25:16.060 No, this is, so anyway.

00:25:17.620 This is like a space-time continuum tear.

00:25:21.060 It like teared space-time.

00:25:22.320 The fabric of time and space.

00:25:23.660 Yeah, it did.

00:25:24.220 Like there was music, it just stopped.

00:25:25.600 It was like people were frozen. 1.00

00:25:26.780 It was like fucking X-Men shit. 1.00

00:25:28.760 It was like frozen in place, right? 1.00

00:25:30.300 So anyway, so this guy and I, we walk in together, right?

00:25:33.820 And there it is.

00:25:34.580 The first thing we see is the bathroom door opens. 1.00

00:25:36.360 There's a little hooker, blue chip, 1.00

00:25:37.460 walks like 19, 20 years old. 1.00

00:25:38.940 She's limping out, crying.

00:25:40.040 And this guy fouls her out. 1.00

00:25:41.460 This guy, his nickname was the biggest dick on walls. 1.00

00:25:43.620 She had a 12-inch cock besides a Campbell suit cam, right? 1.00

00:25:46.040 She's crying. 0.98

00:25:47.080 So everyone gets here, it's $500 for her.

00:25:48.400 She's like, thank you.

00:25:49.120 And she limps away, right?

00:25:50.400 Okay, he's like, I had to do it.

00:25:51.720 It must happen, right?

00:25:53.120 Then it's like a dog poised on all fours 1.00

00:25:56.120 with fucking getting blowjob. 1.00

00:25:58.120 Nitrous oxide. 1.00

00:25:58.760 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:25:59.740 Can you say what you just said one more time?

00:26:04.020 Dude, dude.

00:26:04.360 Just the way you said it.

00:26:06.060 Dude, this is just, by the way, by the way, this is nothing.

00:26:09.540 That's rookiesville here, okay?

00:26:11.020 Anyway, there's cocaine out on plates, you know, dishes of quaaludes. 0.98

00:26:16.220 Everyone's fucking out in the open. 0.99

00:26:17.840 Like, it's just complete fucking mayhem, like an orgy out in the open, right? 1.00

00:26:20.920 Like, you know, nitrous oxide, everyone's fucking doing whippets on the fucking tank. 1.00

00:26:24.480 It's just complete fucking insanity. 1.00

00:26:25.860 And behind us is the glass, you know, view of Vegas, just to see like you couldn't imagine, right? 0.99

00:26:30.320 Like out of the movies, right?

00:26:31.720 So anyway, and by the way, here's the sick part.

00:26:33.960 I didn't think it was weird.

00:26:35.180 I'm like, you just walked in.

00:26:36.240 You were like normal night in Vegas, right?

00:26:38.180 Normal night in Vegas. 0.85

00:26:39.100 So then this guy, Wigwam was his nickname, right? 0.98

00:26:43.100 Called him, in the movie, he was rug wrapping,

00:26:45.160 as we called him Wigwam, 1.00

00:26:46.300 because he had the worst toupee 0.93

00:26:47.220 this side of the iron curtain, right? 1.00

00:26:48.460 Like a fucking dead squirrel on his head. 1.00

00:26:49.900 So Wigwam was fucking coked out of his mind, right? 1.00

00:26:52.600 He's like, he comes up and goes, 0.99

00:26:53.920 I'm like, what?

00:26:56.840 My friend understood lewd,

00:26:58.800 so I should say his name, understood lewd speak, right?

00:27:00.820 He goes, oh, he said, check this out.

00:27:01.900 He's like, he brings us 1.00

00:27:03.840 to the back we walk through a series of fucking naked bodies of hookers and insanity get to the 1.00

00:27:07.760 back and there at the back of the room i see the single most disgusting thing ever going on it's a 0.99

00:27:13.980 cold like this it's like by the way thank god this was me before me too generation right i don't i

00:27:19.020 don't condone this all you me too by your swear to god thank thank you for that the review team

00:27:22.540 will love that that'll take care of everything you just said anyway okay um so okay make a long

00:27:31.240 story short short story long right um there's a girl on a stool pink sheathooker truly with the 0.95

00:27:38.840 face of a sheepdog missing teeth all fucking thing and it's like 20 it's just really bad 0.99

00:27:43.520 like 20 guys lined up you know to bang her and they're all banging her without condoms 1.00

00:27:47.980 all right so they're lined up one guy's banging her and of course you have to look to see why not 0.87

00:27:53.320 right so you're like oh what the hell is that and we look and you're like this guy pulls out as they 1.00

00:27:57.100 It came, and it's like the grossest, most disgusting pussy in the world. 1.00

00:28:01.820 It's like, this is like the ultimate vile pussy. 1.00

00:28:04.540 Like 15 people in there, and they're still going on, right? 1.00

00:28:08.580 Anyway. 1.00

00:28:09.820 Boy, my wife's been mad for telling the story. 0.99

00:28:11.280 I know I'm in deep shit right now. 0.99

00:28:12.500 She's not here, right? 0.95

00:28:13.640 How would you do this?

00:28:14.800 No, she doesn't care for me, no.

00:28:16.780 Anyway, here go my corporate sponsors, right?

00:28:20.460 So, all right.

00:28:22.300 Yeah, we don't have too many of them to lose here.

00:28:23.880 I'm going to start my own podcast.

00:28:24.560 I'm going to start my own podcast.

00:28:25.440 I'm going to start my own podcast.

00:28:25.480 I'm going to start my own podcast.

00:28:25.500 I'm going to start my own podcast.

00:28:25.540 I'm going to start my own podcast.

00:28:25.560 I'm going to start my own podcast.

00:28:27.100 with you, right?

00:28:27.980 Don't do this at home, kids.

00:28:29.200 It's not good.

00:28:29.960 Don't do it anywhere, probably.

00:28:31.060 Okay, anyway.

00:28:31.740 Never.

00:28:32.340 Anyway, so.

00:28:33.040 Except for this.

00:28:33.820 It's about to get so bad.

00:28:34.940 It's pretty bad.

00:28:35.920 He's saying it's going to get worse.

00:28:37.280 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:28:38.180 Anyway, so my friend

00:28:39.340 is sitting next to me

00:28:40.140 and it's like this just

00:28:41.200 disgusting scene.

00:28:42.480 The music is playing, 0.58

00:28:43.760 blasting.

00:28:44.300 What music, by the way?

00:28:45.360 Just so I can imagine.

00:28:45.780 Swying in the family stone, 0.99

00:28:47.020 everyday people's fucking 0.99

00:28:48.160 blasting the background. 0.99

00:28:48.920 Everyday people. 0.65

00:28:50.280 Girls are dancing this way 0.92

00:28:51.360 and that way. 1.00

00:28:51.780 Boobs are fucking out swinging. 0.99

00:28:53.680 My friend sees, 0.99

00:28:54.780 takes a look

00:28:55.220 and it's just like this 1.00

00:28:56.000 just disgusting rancid you know pussy out and it's like dripping with stuff and the girl's like 1.00

00:29:01.880 with a cowboy hat on she's like yeah she she was getting money thrown all right and he reaches 1.00

00:29:06.320 over the sides here's a Dom Perignon bottle he goes all right waits and he goes and drinks it

00:29:14.940 out in front of 150 people he bent down and drunk it out at that point in time okay literally

00:29:23.660 Everything in the room stopped

00:29:26.120 It was like

00:29:27.540 Someone pressed the pause button

00:29:30.280 Alright

00:29:30.740 And it seriously tore the fabric of space

00:29:34.420 And then after he did a gargle

00:29:35.900 And a formal bow and everyone clapped and cheered

00:29:38.180 Right

00:29:38.440 And just so you know

00:29:40.680 And this is a message to everyone real seriously

00:29:43.360 Obviously this is 30

00:29:44.680 Something years ago right

00:29:47.180 But you know

00:29:49.280 You don't get there

00:29:50.320 You get there like one little step at a time

00:29:52.400 Like we didn't think it was that, you know, yeah, it was nutty, but it was like, here's what happened.

00:29:56.660 We were in this situation where everyone was young.

00:29:58.720 Everyone was making massive money.

00:30:00.340 It was about how low can you go?

00:30:01.880 What was the next low?

00:30:03.380 Because if something happened, right, then, you know, okay, well, fair enough.

00:30:06.740 What can you do worse?

00:30:07.820 Like, what can you do?

00:30:08.320 It's more extreme.

00:30:09.480 After a while, you're basically running out of things to do.

00:30:12.320 So you're inventing insanity.

00:30:14.420 So it was just like these insane acts because you had to outdo the one before.

00:30:18.440 It's almost like you start edging on this, like, pagan, ritualistic, like.

00:30:23.840 It's like, honestly, more, okay, so it's more like, you know, when you're running an organization that large, it becomes its own self-contained society.

00:30:31.980 It does.

00:30:32.260 There's, you know, births, deaths, marriages, affairs, there's love, you know, there's hate, there's every emotion, every relationship going on within this organization, right?

00:30:40.240 Thousands of young kids all making millions of bucks, right?

00:30:42.780 So, hello, mom?

00:30:46.020 Who called?

00:30:47.100 Mom, who was it?

00:30:47.800 We'll make it a ton of money, right?

00:30:49.620 So, you know, what happens is it's like almost like it was like Rome.

00:30:53.120 And this was like the Colosseum.

00:30:54.860 The mob needed to be entertained.

00:30:56.860 The mob needed a spectacle, right?

00:31:00.560 And, you know, my partner, Danny, was, you know, Donnie in the movie,

00:31:03.820 he was like the head of the Knights Templar.

00:31:06.580 They go around and like search for acts of depravity to just bring into the,

00:31:09.760 it was really just really nuts.

00:31:10.980 So that was really how it started.

00:31:13.840 And it sort of, by the way, that was not the end.

00:31:16.860 That was very early on.

00:31:17.800 Things got much worse after that.

00:31:19.620 That was just a point.

00:31:20.820 So I saw that and I was like, I was like, I was so revolted.

00:31:24.680 I really was, right?

00:31:25.380 And I, and I left, I said, I got to go.

00:31:27.340 And I left the party, right?

00:31:28.360 It's too much for you.

00:31:29.160 It was too much. 0.97

00:31:29.540 It was disgusting.

00:31:30.640 The whole thing was, it was, it was disgusting, right? 0.65

00:31:32.820 All right.

00:31:33.440 And I went downstairs and I said, took five Xanax or maybe 10 Xanax probably back then

00:31:37.160 and passed out.

00:31:38.900 Wake up at six o'clock in the morning.

00:31:40.980 And my friend who had done that, right?

00:31:43.480 He's shaking my shoulders.

00:31:45.360 He's like, we got to get out.

00:31:46.680 It's too depraved. 0.99

00:31:47.380 I'm like, you're telling me it's the fucking different. 1.00

00:31:49.080 We got to go. 0.99

00:31:50.000 This place is evil, right?

00:31:51.620 So I take a shot. 1.00

00:31:52.720 I go to the safe to get my million to fucking safes empty. 0.98

00:31:58.260 I'm like, where's my, goes, oh, I took a bit of a, I lost 3 million that night and then 0.97

00:32:03.000 lost like 30 million more over the, you know, so it was, it got really bad.

00:32:06.880 So listen, you know, you can look at this stuff and laugh, right?

00:32:10.220 You know, but I say this, you look at my life, there's things you want to model, right?

00:32:14.060 A lot of good stuff I did, right?

00:32:15.460 But this is not – this falls into a very different category of drug-induced insanity.

00:32:19.360 Listen, I'm not the first guy to have a wild bachelor party, right?

00:32:21.840 It's just that it was sort of like everything had to be over-extreme.

00:32:24.920 Like, you don't have to feel – if it happens, you become desensitized against normal emotion, right?

00:32:27.920 Of course.

00:32:28.220 As soon as you start down that road.

00:32:30.140 So the only – you know, like when I give speeches and I teach sales, I teach – I do corporate stuff, right?

00:32:34.920 I always say the only way to avoid is not to take the first step. 0.95

00:32:37.520 So if you take the first – it's like you cannot be half-pregnant when it comes to ethics and you just can't be. 0.93

00:32:43.420 Unless, like you said earlier, you're one of the privileged.

00:32:46.500 We're not.

00:32:47.320 I wasn't privileged either. 0.99

00:32:48.720 I wasn't one of the people that could say, hey, I'm going to do some depraved shit tonight, 1.00

00:32:51.340 but tomorrow I'm going to turn that shit off. 1.00

00:32:53.320 Once I started sliding down that slope, it was over, dude. 0.99

00:32:56.220 It's different, obviously, people in the crowd.

00:32:58.900 Some are leaders, some are followers.

00:33:01.360 On another level, it's like what happens when you see a Brazilian soccer match.

00:33:04.940 100,000 people, everything's fine.

00:33:06.600 They're nice people.

00:33:07.740 One too many drops of alcohol. 0.99

00:33:09.220 The wrong team loses, and fucking next year they're tearing down the lampposts. 1.00

00:33:12.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:33:12.500 And everyone individually is okay, but there's a gang and a mob mentality.

00:33:17.160 It's insane.

00:33:17.720 So that was probably one of the grossest things I'd ever seen.

00:33:20.760 And in the book, it just says, I go up to the door, I look in the back of the body,

00:33:24.920 and I was so grossed out, I left.

00:33:26.900 That's what you got.

00:33:27.520 I never said what actually happened.

00:33:29.440 That's what happened.

00:33:29.980 It was really grossed out.

00:33:31.160 By the way, I'm not too bad with the Dom P if you were the first guy.

00:33:35.980 What grossed me out was he was 20 dudes later.

00:33:38.680 No, dude, he drank after 20 guys.

00:33:40.800 That's horrifying.

00:33:42.500 And by the way, did he like have to, he had to have gotten that checked out, huh?

00:33:45.900 And he, was he cleared?

00:33:47.940 You're kidding me.

00:33:48.840 No, dude, I'm pretty sure.

00:33:50.840 Remember when I talked about Pokemon? 0.98

00:33:52.480 Nobody gave a fuck at that point, bro. 0.97

00:33:55.440 You know, I would say, honestly, I never, that wasn't our thing. 0.98

00:33:59.100 They reversed back to clean, bro.

00:34:00.760 I think I was so, I did so many things back then.

00:34:03.920 Like I think the germs were scared to land on me.

00:34:05.780 I was not a hospitable environment.

00:34:07.400 You know, they need a willing host, the bacteria.

00:34:09.700 It's like, I never used any protection.

00:34:11.020 You were given the STDs

00:34:13.000 I never put anything

00:34:13.820 It's like the movie World War Z 0.98

00:34:17.260 Where the zombies don't fucking want to bite certain people 0.99

00:34:19.480 Like that guy 0.99

00:34:20.140 That's power

00:34:22.160 Don't try that at home though 0.98

00:34:24.820 I'm fucking scared about it 1.00

00:34:28.100 Because you guys try a lot of shit 0.99

00:34:29.600 I actually get what you're saying 0.99

00:34:32.060 About trying to get more and more extreme

00:34:33.880 And what's the newest low

00:34:35.220 Because we sort of fell into that trap too 0.97

00:34:37.380 It's like how can we go fucking harder 0.93

00:34:39.040 how can we go harder that led to my downfall 1.00

00:34:41.040 that's the craziest shit ever 1.00

00:34:42.760 so you got your son here 1.00

00:34:45.100 and he's like telling you to tell a story

00:34:47.160 does he get into this kind of stuff

00:34:49.420 like what like how do you raise the kids

00:34:50.940 freak him out

00:34:52.560 because my son knows I live the most ethical

00:34:55.100 life right now I'm married to his mom

00:34:57.240 you know he's my stepson

00:34:59.180 he's my real son I mean I raised him I love him to death

00:35:01.040 as much as my own kids right

00:35:02.140 and he knows my life is like the exact

00:35:05.320 opposite these days like you know 0.99

00:35:07.020 I live a life with one woman

00:35:08.500 who I love and adore

00:35:09.460 and I'm very lucky

00:35:10.200 that I got lucky

00:35:10.980 I have an amazing partner

00:35:12.140 when you meet the right woman

00:35:13.320 or the right partner in your life

00:35:15.140 just changes everything

00:35:16.060 so I got very

00:35:16.480 oh thanks

00:35:16.860 so I got very lucky with that

00:35:18.380 right

00:35:18.580 so a great partner

00:35:19.220 and also just

00:35:20.180 everything I do right now

00:35:21.260 is based on giving massive value

00:35:22.720 people

00:35:22.960 helping people

00:35:23.720 so I can look back now

00:35:24.780 at perspective and laugh

00:35:25.940 someone asked me a question

00:35:27.060 I'm not embarrassed

00:35:27.680 about one thing I did

00:35:28.800 you know why

00:35:29.300 because that was my

00:35:30.100 I made mistakes

00:35:31.040 and it's what made you

00:35:32.100 what you are today

00:35:32.400 well we all make mistakes

00:35:33.220 and you know what

00:35:33.840 everyone saw the movies

00:35:34.840 no secret

00:35:35.320 oh my god you did it 1.00

00:35:36.380 You didn't see the fucking movie? 0.99

00:35:38.040 It's not like it's a secret, right? 1.00

00:35:40.420 Today, I mean, God, I'm like the most

00:35:42.180 ethical person today, and I love my

00:35:44.280 life so much more, but like I said,

00:35:46.260 what makes sense when you're 25 doesn't make

00:35:48.260 a lot of sense when you're...

00:35:49.540 Do you ever feel any sort of

00:35:52.140 expectation to try to live up and be

00:35:53.920 crazier than your dad? 0.93

00:35:56.260 What? I've had my crazy fun

00:35:57.860 at university and such, but I don't

00:36:00.120 have that... I've just never had that feeling.

00:36:02.180 No pink sheet hookers 1.00

00:36:04.160 though, right? 1.00

00:36:04.620 my my my one the one thing i want to say to really quick too is he he luckily also understands what

00:36:11.960 the flip side looks like and so that's the important part of the story when you tell all 0.66

00:36:16.180 this shit and by the way the way you tell it you've got it you've got a lot of downside in there 0.97

00:36:21.340 you're horrified by the depravity of all of it and all the downside but it ultimately led to a jail 0.99

00:36:27.720 cell it ultimately led to a horrific place in life it's interesting how how a lot of people

00:36:34.140 that watched the movie like i know friends back home that watched it and they're like i want to

00:36:38.700 live like that yes okay so that's which isn't the movie's fault that's like they were already

00:36:44.360 doing that okay but just to understand though okay when someone says that that's not what they

00:36:49.980 really mean okay no one wants to do that and go to jail and hurt people and have people lose money

00:36:56.300 that's not what people people what people want it's a suspension of disbelief you know you see

00:37:00.420 the movie and it's like you know one thing about gambling which is a lot better than drugs is that

00:37:05.180 you get the sort of same crazy high without being on drugs right so it's sort of like the downsides

00:37:10.060 not unless you become a gamble you know gambling act but the point is is that you can watch a movie

00:37:14.760 get a certain feeling right but to actually live it and with all the downside i don't think people

00:37:21.060 really mean they'd love to have the glamour because here's the thing it was glamorous and

00:37:25.440 that's and the mistake that some people make is they want to say don't you're glamorizing no it 0.95

00:37:29.500 was fucking, I wasn't glamorizing. It was glamorous. It was fucked up and glamorous. Okay. 0.97

00:37:35.220 So, you know, and the brilliance of Scorsese is he didn't make a moral judgment. One thing I hate

00:37:41.120 when I go to a movie or a TV, if they tell me how I should feel, they telegraph and it's a morality

00:37:46.200 tale. I don't want to fucking watch. Let me see it. And let me make my own decisions based on my 0.99

00:37:50.200 own map of the world. Right. So some people will walk, look at it and say, Oh, I want to be like

00:37:54.620 that. But if you really press them and ask them a few questions, they say, well, no, I don't mean

00:37:59.180 Like I want to, you know, people to lose money.

00:38:01.460 I want to, you know, have overdoses in my life.

00:38:03.500 Well, so I want the fast cars.

00:38:05.720 I want to make money.

00:38:06.300 I want to build a business.

00:38:07.160 I want to be revered by my friends.

00:38:08.740 I want to go to what they want back.

00:38:10.220 They want the good stuff without the band.

00:38:11.500 Here's the beauty.

00:38:12.440 You can have that.

00:38:13.800 In other words, if I could have whispered in my young ear,

00:38:17.600 I could have everything without the extreme downside.

00:38:21.420 So there's no reason you can't like, listen, right now I have this unbelievable life.

00:38:25.580 I do really well.

00:38:26.940 I have a great business.

00:38:28.140 and I have all this stuff with no downside,

00:38:30.920 but I had to learn the lesson.

00:38:32.740 So the idea for someone that's young,

00:38:34.220 watch us is yeah, you can have it.

00:38:36.220 You can have it all.

00:38:37.380 You can build an amazing business.

00:38:39.060 You can go wild.

00:38:39.780 You can even do drugs, by the way,

00:38:40.840 responsibly if that's who you are.

00:38:42.080 But talk about how difficult that's tough.

00:38:44.820 For most people, especially with a drug

00:38:47.740 as addictive as cocaine or anything.

00:38:49.560 It just depends.

00:38:50.420 I've seen it all.

00:38:51.520 I've seen both ways, right?

00:38:52.640 I say most people don't end up falling into the trap.

00:38:54.880 Probably maybe 20 or 30% do.

00:38:56.360 That's a lot though, 0.99

00:38:57.040 because when they do, it's a fucking disaster. 0.98

00:38:58.660 You all have someone in our family that had that problem, right? 0.99

00:39:00.900 But the point is, is that you can take the things I did

00:39:04.120 that were really awesome and don't model the insane parts

00:39:07.900 and really live an amazing life.

00:39:09.860 That's the message for the movie.

00:39:10.920 Do you think Scorsese did a good, he didn't glamorize it.

00:39:15.800 He showed that side.

00:39:17.040 But do you think he did a good enough job

00:39:19.000 showing the actual downside, the wake-ups,

00:39:22.460 what that's like to wake up covered? 1.00

00:39:25.160 I'm sure you've woken up covered in shit 1.00

00:39:26.820 and piss and with, you know, hookers that you couldn't get out of here. 1.00

00:39:30.180 I was really lucky that, you know, I had bodyguards following me around. 1.00

00:39:32.380 But talk a little bit about that disgusting life that it leads to. 0.99

00:39:37.820 Like, the feeling of waking up so despaired and so fucking. 0.99

00:39:42.180 Let's think, that's just drugs, you know what I'm saying? 0.97

00:39:44.700 In other words, it wasn't so much that, listen, I had so much money

00:39:48.540 that I was insulated from a lot of the grit and grime

00:39:51.560 that most people would fall into.

00:39:53.580 I never had that because I was followed around by handlers

00:39:56.440 who'd pick me up out of every rosebush I fell asleep in.

00:39:59.700 You know, they'd pick me up out of the soup.

00:40:00.800 When I drowned in a bowl of soup, 0.99

00:40:02.020 they'd pick my head up and fucking clean my face off. 0.99

00:40:04.000 So I had a lot of enablers. 1.00

00:40:05.480 My ex-wife was the best enabler of all. 0.98

00:40:07.840 She used to make a bread pillow for me.

00:40:09.740 So like as my head was bobbing during dinner,

00:40:11.460 she'd go, do I have some bread pillows?

00:40:12.720 She'd make a nice little struggle for them 1.00

00:40:13.820 so I wouldn't fucking crack my head open, right? 0.88

00:40:15.720 So she's a great enabler too. 0.93

00:40:17.560 But the point is that the downside is the emotional despair.

00:40:22.380 Hell yeah.

00:40:22.740 That's, I mean, I tried to commit suicide.

00:40:24.660 I literally took an overdose.

00:40:26.280 I was done.

00:40:26.780 I was like, you know, you just get to a point you're so done.

00:40:28.980 And the beauty is, and there's always a light at the end of the tunnel here, which is not an oncoming train, is that, you know, when you're done with drugs, it's actually really easy to get sober.

00:40:38.860 The problem is all the pain and suffering you have to go through before you're done.

00:40:42.180 To get there.

00:40:42.640 Yeah.

00:40:42.920 You know, when change happens, it happens in a heartbeat.

00:40:45.600 Instant.

00:40:46.000 You can change like that.

00:40:46.920 But the problem for most people is you've got to go through a lot of pain and suffering before you really feel the impetus to change.

00:40:52.440 And other people that are around you need to go through a lot of pain and suffering.

00:40:55.760 No doubt, of course, yeah.

00:40:57.280 Exactly, yeah.

00:40:58.200 But anyway, listen, again, the key is you got to look at it for what it is. 0.99

00:41:01.960 It's an awesome fucking movie. 0.97

00:41:03.780 The business side, the sales stuff, that stuff lives on all over the world. 0.99

00:41:08.080 I get calls every day.

00:41:09.340 Hundreds of people that their lives are just going parabolic because they learn how to

00:41:13.240 close and sell, and that's the great stuff, the entrepreneurship and the sales, right?

00:41:16.580 The other stuff, the unethical stuff, yeah, that was a mistake for sure.

00:41:19.980 But, you know, at least, you know, I use it as my, listen, you are where you are in life, right?

00:41:24.220 So there's two things you could do.

00:41:25.340 You can either wallow in, oh, my God, I made all these mistakes.

00:41:27.980 Or you can learn and grow from.

00:41:29.380 You're not the mistakes of your past.

00:41:30.860 You're the resources of your past.

00:41:32.700 So is that what you're doing now when you describe the ethical side?

00:41:35.980 You're teaching people the benefits of sales and those tips?

00:41:40.360 Or what is that ethical lifestyle that you're not living?

00:41:43.300 What are you doing nowadays?

00:41:44.960 Well, I'm just living like a basically normal human being in the sense that, you know,

00:41:48.620 So I'm not out there

00:41:49.740 playing like a rock star anymore.

00:41:50.800 You still got cash though?

00:41:52.800 You still got money?

00:41:53.820 I'm not suffering, right?

00:41:55.020 Look, I looked up your net worth.

00:41:56.640 I'm not sure.

00:41:57.220 I always do this with our guests

00:41:58.620 with money,

00:41:59.220 but I'm not sure I understand

00:42:00.300 because it said you had to...

00:42:02.240 I'm worth a hundred,

00:42:03.080 but I owe him money.

00:42:04.640 Is that what this negative sign is?

00:42:06.600 If you actually believe

00:42:06.780 what you read online, pal,

00:42:07.980 and I want to go into your things

00:42:09.420 and read some stuff about you. 0.77

00:42:10.320 It's such nonsense online. 0.51

00:42:11.620 Well, I mean,

00:42:12.180 I've never seen the minus sign.

00:42:14.460 What?

00:42:15.640 Is your net worth

00:42:16.740 negative a hundred million dollars?

00:42:18.620 leave what you read online,

00:42:19.480 then I don't know.

00:42:20.280 It's always wrong.

00:42:21.040 Then I have a bridge to sell you,

00:42:22.180 by the way.

00:42:22.820 So, anyway.

00:42:23.880 No, I'm going to look up mine

00:42:25.300 right now, actually.

00:42:29.660 All caps, yeah,

00:42:30.640 but not the low.

00:42:31.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:32.880 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:42:34.520 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:42:35.220 I'm balling on Google. 1.00

00:42:36.520 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:42:38.360 Ow. 1.00

00:42:39.660 Damn. 1.00

00:42:40.120 Wait, can you look up Jake's? 0.99

00:42:44.700 Jake Paul Networth.

00:42:46.660 You guys actually believe this?

00:42:48.080 No, of course not.

00:42:48.940 Of course not.

00:42:51.400 19 million, too?

00:42:52.420 Wait, what?

00:42:53.120 What's good?

00:42:53.960 There you go.

00:42:54.560 Yo, Pam reached out to Google.

00:42:55.920 She's like, can you make both my sons equal so they don't find it?

00:43:00.000 So how did the movie get made?

00:43:01.460 You wrote a book while you were in jail, yeah?

00:43:03.780 And then after?

00:43:06.980 No, I taught myself to write while I was in jail.

00:43:09.960 Okay.

00:43:10.620 And then I wrote the book when I got out of jail.

00:43:13.500 Okay.

00:43:14.020 Where were you in jail?

00:43:15.500 I was in two jails.

00:43:17.260 Federal, right?

00:43:17.940 I went to Taft, which was actually in Southern California.

00:43:21.260 And then I went up to Oregon for about 10 months.

00:43:24.820 I went through some drug program.

00:43:26.360 You get time off, right?

00:43:27.960 And it wasn't bad.

00:43:28.700 You know, it was, you know, I'd say it was club fed,

00:43:31.780 but it wasn't a terrible place to be.

00:43:33.740 Club fed, that's a Goodfellas line, right?

00:43:35.460 Was it Goodfellas where they got,

00:43:36.880 remember they were all in the cell together eating bacon?

00:43:38.700 That was state, that was state,

00:43:39.980 but they were just, everyone was on the table.

00:43:41.640 Was it as glamorous as it was in the movie?

00:43:43.360 Like, were you playing tennis in like white outfits and stuff?

00:43:45.840 Yeah, it was tennis there.

00:43:47.180 And it was, listen, here's the thing, guys, you know, you know, yeah, no violence, tennis courts.

00:43:52.920 I had people working for me, a cook and all this sort of stuff, right?

00:43:55.280 Sounds great.

00:43:55.720 You're a guy, a bummer.

00:43:56.140 Sounds better than real life. 1.00

00:43:57.100 But jail is fucking jail. 1.00

00:43:58.520 You know, you're in jail. 1.00

00:43:59.740 You know, you can't see your children.

00:44:01.280 You can't leave.

00:44:02.260 You have no privacy. 1.00

00:44:03.300 Your life's being, it sucks. 1.00

00:44:04.400 Jail sucks, right? 0.99

00:44:05.600 So, you know, I decided to turn, you know, lemons into lemonade. 0.91

00:44:08.860 And I figured I'd teach myself a skill, which was to write.

00:44:11.580 I wanted to, you know, my, when I went into jail, my bunkmate turned out was Tommy Chong from Cheech and Chong.

00:44:16.580 That was just my luck.

00:44:18.180 Wow.

00:44:18.660 What?

00:44:18.980 Wow.

00:44:19.500 Wait, sorry.

00:44:19.960 He was your what?

00:44:21.340 Your bunk mate?

00:44:22.160 We shared a bunk.

00:44:22.860 Was Tommy Chong?

00:44:23.960 Yes.

00:44:25.120 So they put us together because we were both-

00:44:26.760 That's crazy.

00:44:27.380 We were both like well-known public.

00:44:28.500 How did he put us together, right?

00:44:30.440 So we shared a cell together and, you know, there's nothing much to do in jail but tell

00:44:34.400 stories, right?

00:44:35.980 So, you know, I'm telling Tommy's stories and he's rolling on the floor, right?

00:44:39.360 This sounds incredible. 0.99

00:44:40.060 After a few days, he says, dude, I thought you were making this shit up, but my wife 0.99

00:44:44.180 Googled you. 0.99

00:44:44.840 It's all true.

00:44:45.500 He goes, it's crazy.

00:44:46.280 You got to write a book.

00:44:47.440 I'm like, really?

00:44:48.040 Because like, and that's the insanity.

00:44:49.360 I didn't think my life was even exciting.

00:44:51.660 Wow.

00:44:52.060 Because it was so like normal to my life, right?

00:44:54.420 Did Tommy have any good stories?

00:44:57.240 Yeah, yeah, he did.

00:44:58.300 But he was like, believe it or not, Tommy's a really intelligent, reserved, he's actually

00:45:02.940 not, he's a very impressive guy, but I thought he was a brilliant guy.

00:45:07.340 Funny stories, you know, about, you know, about he was doing his rock bands back in

00:45:10.300 the day, but, but he was just so, he was so, I couldn't believe that my life actually

00:45:14.500 How did he get in there? 0.93

00:45:16.120 Oh, so it was ridiculous. 0.87

00:45:17.780 He was selling bongs on, not even weed, bongs on the internet. 0.90

00:45:22.180 And it was his son's company, and he took the fall for his kid,

00:45:27.560 but it wasn't even for pot.

00:45:30.380 It was for bongs.

00:45:31.400 It's insane.

00:45:32.200 How long did he get?

00:45:32.960 A year and a day, and he did 10 months.

00:45:34.900 And so, yes, he was my bunkmate, and he said,

00:45:37.640 you got to write this book.

00:45:38.520 So I was like, all right.

00:45:39.120 He did 10 months.

00:45:40.420 What do you do, 80% on FedTime?

00:45:42.220 Yeah, you do like a year and a day.

00:45:44.380 You have to do it a year and a day to get 85%.

00:45:47.200 You get 15% off a good time.

00:45:49.020 And that's violent and nonviolent for federal.

00:45:51.060 Anyway, yeah.

00:45:52.140 How many years were you in jail?

00:45:53.860 22 months.

00:45:55.200 22 months.

00:45:55.840 So what happened was I started writing this book, tried to write.

00:45:59.660 I didn't know how to write, so my writing sucked.

00:46:02.040 And after about a month, I showed Tommy on my page. 0.96

00:46:03.940 He'd be like, well, that really sucks.

00:46:04.960 I said, thanks, Tommy. 0.97

00:46:06.120 Tell me what you really think.

00:46:06.740 That's what he said.

00:46:07.960 So I was having a lot of problems writing.

00:46:10.500 And then what happened was after about a month of failing,

00:46:13.220 I went into the prison library and just picked up a book by chance called

00:46:16.120 Bonfire of the Vanities written by Tom Wolf. 1.00

00:46:19.320 As soon as I started reading this book, I'm like, fuck, 0.99

00:46:21.520 I'm like, that's how I want to write. 0.99

00:46:23.020 And I read this book cover to cover in a day, 700 pages.

00:46:26.200 Next day, I take out a yellow highlighter and I start underlining, 0.99

00:46:29.720 you know, highlighting shit. 0.98

00:46:31.000 And I started cracking Tom Wolf's strategy for writing. 0.99

00:46:34.760 Like I was figuring out how he writes.

00:46:35.920 I was saying how he brings in character.

00:46:37.080 We describe how he creates confidence.

00:46:38.540 And I modeled Tom Wolf.

00:46:40.180 And then after that, I read Hunter S. Thompson.

00:46:42.740 modeled him

00:46:43.660 and then when I wrote my book

00:46:45.260 New York Times

00:46:45.820 in their actual review

00:46:47.180 they said

00:46:47.440 he sounds like his mentor

00:46:49.060 is Tom Wolfe

00:46:49.680 I was like bingo 1.00

00:46:50.480 so that's incredible

00:46:51.340 so I learned to write in jail

00:46:53.920 then I ripped up the pages

00:46:55.100 because I didn't think

00:46:55.960 they were good enough

00:46:56.420 when I got out of jail

00:46:57.360 I was going to say

00:46:58.320 what should I build

00:46:58.840 another business

00:46:59.360 and let me try to write

00:47:00.260 a few pages

00:47:00.720 so I started writing

00:47:01.440 I wrote like 10 pages

00:47:02.680 I casually knew a book agent

00:47:04.960 so I sent him

00:47:06.000 I said hey

00:47:06.300 I wrote this stuff

00:47:07.160 so I sent him the pages

00:47:08.700 he goes

00:47:09.480 did you pay Tom Wolfe

00:47:10.820 he thought Tom Wolfe wrote them

00:47:11.780 wow

00:47:12.160 That's how close they were, so dead on the Tom Wolfe's voice, right?

00:47:15.840 So he goes, that's really weird.

00:47:18.600 He's got an incredible voice.

00:47:19.880 Write 10 more.

00:47:20.880 So I wrote 10 more.

00:47:21.800 It took me like about a week back in the day.

00:47:23.180 He was a very slow writer.

00:47:24.160 Still am.

00:47:24.920 All right.

00:47:25.380 And I sent him the pages.

00:47:26.980 He goes, stop everything you're doing.

00:47:29.800 He goes, you have no idea what's going to happen to your life.

00:47:33.100 I was like, what?

00:47:33.740 He goes, just trust me.

00:47:35.420 You have no idea.

00:47:36.940 This is going to be a movie.

00:47:38.820 DiCaprio's going to play you.

00:47:39.740 This is in 2006, he said.

00:47:41.680 Wow.

00:47:42.160 Incredible.

00:47:42.780 Wow.

00:47:43.140 Scorsese, he said this.

00:47:44.820 His name's Joel Gottler, right?

00:47:46.780 And then he brought in a woman, this incredible woman,

00:47:49.280 brilliant woman named Alexandra Milchan,

00:47:51.600 legend in the industry.

00:47:53.100 She lives here. 0.99

00:47:53.700 Her dad owns New Region.

00:47:55.540 He's Arnon Milchan, her total legend. 1.00

00:47:57.480 He's a fucking, Arnon's the fucking real deal. 1.00

00:48:00.080 Got it. 1.00

00:48:00.320 Okay, Israeli, former Israeli arms deal 0.59

00:48:02.500 who sold South Africa the bomb, the atomic bomb.

00:48:06.120 No, he's a real heavy heart.

00:48:07.280 And then he's like, he's an amazing guy.

00:48:08.420 He's like the bestest guy, right?

00:48:09.420 He owns one of the largest studios.

00:48:11.280 He's made hit movie after hit movie, right?

00:48:13.240 Famous guy. 0.96

00:48:14.060 His daughter is just a chip off the old block. 0.97

00:48:16.660 My agent knew her.

00:48:17.700 He sent her like the first 30 pages. 0.99

00:48:19.540 She's like, holy shit. 0.99

00:48:21.460 And then we met. 1.00

00:48:22.820 Turns out her husband was in the same dorm as me in college.

00:48:26.100 Amazing.

00:48:26.680 Yeah, amazing.

00:48:26.980 Anyway, and we started just, as I was writing the book,

00:48:28.900 you know, we were meeting.

00:48:29.840 And as soon as the book was done,

00:48:32.240 she passed it to Leo and she passed it to Brad Pitt,

00:48:35.760 to Clooney and to Wahlberg.

00:48:38.060 And a bidding war started.

00:48:39.560 They all wanted a bidding war, right?

00:48:41.800 And at the time,

00:48:43.140 at the time,

00:48:44.080 Wahlberg was not as much of a star.

00:48:45.440 Like, now he's amazing, right?

00:48:46.340 I always loved him, right?

00:48:47.340 But, you know,

00:48:48.040 it really, my age,

00:48:49.000 he's not as big as Leo and Brad Pitt back then, right?

00:48:51.620 Now he's huge, right?

00:48:52.600 So both sides said,

00:48:54.820 whatever they pay,

00:48:56.100 I'll pay 10% more.

00:48:57.300 So the bidding was going up and up and up

00:48:58.940 and I couldn't believe it, you know? 0.95

00:49:00.120 And I was still fucking broke at the time. 0.77

00:49:01.720 You know, I was just getting, 0.92

00:49:02.560 I was just getting back at my feet, right?

00:49:03.840 Yeah.

00:49:04.220 So I was shocked this was happening, right?

00:49:06.440 And then Leo calls up and goes,

00:49:07.860 oh, Marty Scorsese wants to direct the movie. 0.99

00:49:10.880 Holy shit. 0.99

00:49:11.360 And I was like, shit, well, how do I turn that down? 1.00

00:49:14.300 Yeah, holy shit. 0.99

00:49:15.500 So I went, and I also always loved Leo too, you know, 0.99

00:49:18.100 and that was that.

00:49:19.660 So I sold it to Marty and Leo, and here's a great,

00:49:22.100 this is the most interesting part for your viewers, right?

00:49:24.760 For young people, you got to hear,

00:49:25.940 this is the greatest story of all, I think.

00:49:28.060 So tell that guy right there when you say it.

00:49:30.000 Who's that?

00:49:30.600 That's the camera that's on your face right now.

00:49:32.420 Tell the young viewers.

00:49:34.000 I want to tell you this story, guys.

00:49:34.820 Listen, this is a lesson.

00:49:36.440 But talking to the mic also.

00:49:37.560 This is a lesson in self-empowerment.

00:49:39.740 Not do a handstand. 1.00

00:49:40.680 What the fuck is this? 1.00

00:49:41.420 Let him fucking live, Mike. 1.00

00:49:43.040 Throughout your life, throughout your lives, guys, you know, you get a lot of shit that's not going to go the way you want, right? 1.00

00:49:48.180 And you need to get really close to success, and it'll be snatched away from you. 0.95

00:49:51.540 And, you know, a lot of people at that time, that's when they start telling themselves a bullshit story about they can't get what they want in life, and they give up, right?

00:49:57.340 So what happened was is they bought—Warner Brothers bought the rights for Leo.

00:50:01.720 A guy named Terry Winter, famous writer, he pens the script, usually takes five, six drafts.

00:50:06.660 The first draft's un-fucking-believable. 0.98

00:50:09.420 Like, dead on balls. 0.98

00:50:10.380 Very close to the movie that was released, right? 0.83

00:50:13.120 Warner Brothers Green Likes the movie.

00:50:14.960 It's 2007 now, all right?

00:50:18.260 They just need to do a couple of polishes.

00:50:21.080 Rider Strike hits.

00:50:22.860 Pens go down, all right?

00:50:24.680 The window passes, all right?

00:50:26.120 And just like that, Leo and Marty go off to do Shutter Island.

00:50:29.880 Remember that movie, Shutter Island?

00:50:30.700 Incredible, incredible movie.

00:50:32.040 That was it, right?

00:50:32.900 So now I went from having this, thinking the movie would come out,

00:50:36.520 Like, and I'd be right back up there, right?

00:50:38.360 To nothing. 1.00

00:50:39.020 And now I'm just like, fuck, right? 0.99

00:50:40.500 So you didn't get the money by that point. 0.99

00:50:42.060 Did they pull out of the deal?

00:50:43.720 No, I got the money.

00:50:44.280 I got the option money.

00:50:45.140 But the point was that, you know,

00:50:46.100 it's not what you make on the movie per se.

00:50:47.980 It's the fame and the things that come from that.

00:50:50.920 If you don't have to, you know, capitalize that.

00:50:53.080 So anyway, so I was devastated.

00:50:54.720 I was blown away, right?

00:50:56.820 And then the GFC, the global financial crisis hit.

00:50:59.940 So I, you know, I always said, I'll be a writer.

00:51:01.500 You couldn't make money as a writer.

00:51:03.040 No one was writing checks

00:51:03.860 after Lehman Brothers went bust, right?

00:51:05.560 So I was just, I just had met mom, Bowen's mom.

00:51:08.180 He was, Bowen was 10.

00:51:09.420 All right.

00:51:10.000 And we're struggling badly.

00:51:11.820 I was just so, you know, and now just so you understand the movie that you saw was very

00:51:16.540 different in the draft in 2008.

00:51:18.900 In other words, so what happens is what am I going to do?

00:51:21.600 I'm like, I have no money. 1.00

00:51:22.780 The GFC, I said, fuck it. 0.99

00:51:24.120 I'm going to become a speaker and I'm going to train seller. 1.00

00:51:26.060 I was always the best sales trainer in the world.

00:51:28.040 Like that was my gift, really superpower just to take people and make them into a world

00:51:31.180 class closers.

00:51:31.820 Right.

00:51:32.320 So I started going out there.

00:51:34.140 I get a couple of free speeches and boom, boom, boom.

00:51:36.060 Next thing I know, I have this huge speaking business that's going.

00:51:38.660 I'm training people all over the world.

00:51:40.220 It blows up, making a fortune again, right?

00:51:42.660 So now it goes to like 2012, all right?

00:51:45.660 I'm doing really, really well.

00:51:46.900 I'm back living in a mansion on the beach, the whole thing, right?

00:51:49.600 And Leo calls me.

00:51:51.340 Guess what?

00:51:52.400 We're ready to roll.

00:51:53.180 It's coming back around, right?

00:51:54.600 Great. 0.99

00:51:55.320 Comes to me, he goes, what the fuck happened to your life in four years? 1.00

00:51:58.840 You were broke when I met you. 0.99

00:52:00.000 How the hell that happened, all right?

00:52:02.480 I said, well, I tell you what happened.

00:52:04.160 Here's what I do.

00:52:04.660 I teach the system called the straight line.

00:52:06.300 I show them the videos.

00:52:07.120 I train salesmen, companies all over the world hire me,

00:52:09.680 big ones, Fortune 500, small ones.

00:52:11.480 Were you pitching him to hire you for a straight line?

00:52:14.540 No, I was telling him what was going on.

00:52:16.620 Explain my life, right?

00:52:17.860 Because he didn't understand how I got rich again so fast.

00:52:19.940 Although it was not so fast.

00:52:21.040 It was a few years, but it appears to be fast.

00:52:23.400 It was on the outside, right?

00:52:24.200 So anyway, so him and Scorsese was so freaked out

00:52:28.180 by my comeback that they changed the entire third act of the movie in the original draft

00:52:34.700 the movie ended with me in jail and that was it no comeback story not me on stage not the

00:52:41.900 jordan bell that comes back and trains sales people wow still a good movie but for me that's

00:52:46.640 not really the story i'd love to be known for okay the story that i was able to come back and

00:52:51.680 you know create this incredible program people use all over the world so what happened is this

00:52:55.500 basically. So things went terribly against me. I lost this window of opportunity in 2007 and could

00:53:01.620 have curled up in a ball and done and said, fuck it, why go any further with this, right? Instead, 0.99

00:53:05.720 I built a massive business in spite of that. And when it came back around, it made the movie a

00:53:10.580 hundred times. I changed my own life story while it was being written. And that's how the movie

00:53:15.220 ends with me on stage introducing Leo in a seminar to a thousand people. And obviously what that did

00:53:20.220 for my business was incredible. So it's a perfect example for everybody listening about

00:53:25.200 just how you go move through life you know you can either be someone that allows the environment 0.97

00:53:29.640 to like dictate how you feel or what you do or you make your own fucking way you know Hannibal

00:53:34.060 either find a way or make a way you got to make your own way the world doesn't happen to you 0.98

00:53:38.920 you create your own world shit's gonna go wrong all the time but you can have two paths the paths

00:53:43.960 of all the reasons why I can't get what I want or a path to results where I get exactly what I 0.99

00:53:48.720 fucking want won't stop till I do that's the bottom line hey I love that hey did y'all hear 0.99

00:53:53.500 that that was great and i feel like i can relate to your story a lot because i had that that fuck 0.98

00:53:59.020 up in japan i don't know if you know about it yeah so like it was here's this honestly it was 0.95

00:54:05.320 what the fuck was so terrible about it i mean it was a joke no it wasn't no listen i'm gonna tell 0.82

00:54:08.840 you flat out it wasn't so bad what you did okay but when you're your age and making that they're 0.98

00:54:14.100 gonna fucking do anything to knock you down and because of that maybe you should have known better 0.55

00:54:18.480 anyone else could have done that and they would say oh whatever i was no one cared okay so there's 0.99

00:54:23.340 No one was so fucking terrible. 0.98

00:54:24.200 Someone was dead. 0.97

00:54:25.060 I feel bad for the dead guy, but what are you doing?

00:54:27.400 You didn't kill anyone.

00:54:28.740 But when you are who you are, you're a target.

00:54:31.200 People always try to knock you down in this life, right?

00:54:33.280 That's okay.

00:54:34.160 When I saw something, and no doubt you would be, 0.96

00:54:37.360 listen, you could take a hit.

00:54:38.420 You'll come back twice as strong because that's,

00:54:40.560 I know when I see someone like you, you guys, right?

00:54:42.620 You didn't get here by accident.

00:54:44.300 It's not luck. 1.00

00:54:45.600 Yeah, you can get lucky at the fucking lottery. 1.00

00:54:47.120 Yeah, you're born to the lucky sperm club 1.00

00:54:48.900 and you inherit money.

00:54:50.080 But when you find young kids making a lot of money,

00:54:52.200 there's always a reason why.

00:54:53.800 They did something, they saw an opportunity,

00:54:55.680 they jumped through it and they built around it.

00:54:57.600 They had a savvy sense of brand and branding

00:54:59.880 and growing that brand and monetize.

00:55:01.500 It doesn't happen by accident.

00:55:02.760 So a lot of people are jealous, haters out there.

00:55:05.240 They love to, and listen, what it is,

00:55:06.700 it's very few people, 0.98

00:55:07.940 but they're very vocal and very fucking loud. 0.98

00:55:10.040 And that's what I always say. 0.98

00:55:11.000 I love that.

00:55:11.580 I always say that.

00:55:12.420 I hope all you guys who hate me, I love you.

00:55:14.640 Keep hating me because you increase my engagement.

00:55:17.200 Hey, I say this all the time.

00:55:18.880 No, dude, more comments.

00:55:20.780 Just say terrible things about me

00:55:22.340 because every time you go, it's like $10, $10, $10.

00:55:25.500 If you're watching this, you don't like us,

00:55:27.160 please comment on me.

00:55:28.120 Let us know below.

00:55:29.480 If I want to have you,

00:55:30.900 if this house burnt down right now

00:55:32.480 and I saved your mom, the dogs,

00:55:34.480 if I carried you all out on my back

00:55:37.000 because I wouldn't pass out from carbon dioxide 1.00

00:55:39.460 because I have a special fucking nervous system 0.99

00:55:41.220 because I'm immune to everything, right? 0.99

00:55:42.640 And I carry, I save everybody.

00:55:44.440 They write it on and say,

00:55:45.760 Jordan Belfort saved 29 people,

00:55:48.380 including two babies, three dogs, an infant,

00:55:50.520 the same Jordan Belfort,

00:55:51.800 38 years ago

00:55:53.200 ripped off

00:55:53.620 because that's

00:55:55.180 the new cycle

00:55:55.980 you know

00:55:56.780 and that's okay

00:55:57.340 if you can't learn

00:55:58.440 to embrace that

00:55:59.360 and laugh at it

00:56:00.460 you're gonna have 1.00

00:56:00.920 a miserable fucking life 1.00

00:56:01.960 I heard you 1.00

00:56:02.540 I heard you 1.00

00:56:03.640 going into some shit 1.00

00:56:04.520 earlier 0.99

00:56:04.920 and I wanna ask you

00:56:06.420 the new sensitivity

00:56:08.740 of America

00:56:10.000 I wanna hear

00:56:11.460 your thoughts on it 0.99

00:56:12.280 I don't give a fuck 1.00

00:56:12.500 I hate snowflakes 0.99

00:56:13.380 I love you

00:56:14.020 I love you

00:56:15.160 I love you

00:56:16.660 I love you 1.00

00:56:17.360 fuck snowflakes 1.00

00:56:18.700 fuck you all 1.00

00:56:19.480 okay 1.00

00:56:20.160 seriously

00:56:20.680 I hope you really melt 1.00

00:56:21.780 go into your safe spaces and fucking disappear forever you know let me tell you this the world 1.00

00:56:27.960 is not a safe place it's just fucking not okay and nothing personally against you as a human being 1.00

00:56:32.740 but the way you fucking act shame on you all right it's ridiculous it's so self-entitled and so 1.00

00:56:38.060 victim like you know what it's such a victim mentality all right that's all it is it's just 1.00

00:56:42.440 it's like i love being a victim i'm a fucking victim i'm a fucking stop just i don't listen 0.98

00:56:47.460 I won't let, thankfully, I'm at a point, I don't have to let those people near me. 0.99

00:56:51.720 I don't rely on sponsors. 0.97

00:56:53.180 I don't care what anyone fucking thinks, okay? 1.00

00:56:55.240 I don't let those people, because those people are like toxic cancer. 1.00

00:56:57.880 You have to, you know what you do with cancer? 1.00

00:56:59.100 You fucking cut it out, or else it kills you. 1.00

00:57:01.560 Cut it the fuck out. 1.00

00:57:01.820 I don't surround myself with negative people. 1.00

00:57:03.740 I have an office, I got 30 kids.

00:57:05.420 They're all young working for me, and it's the most awesome crew that my sons like to

00:57:09.080 spiritually live.

00:57:09.960 This crew of kids are unbelievable, talented, hardworking, and there's not one negative 0.97

00:57:14.200 fucking, don't, I can't, it's so, it's so funny. 0.94

00:57:17.340 the way you put that i had i had all these issues and every time a a therapist or a doctor or a 0.99

00:57:23.120 counselor at a at a at a clinic or something said maybe it's because of your anxiety maybe it's

00:57:28.540 because of your how your parents treated you maybe it's because you're feeling this way

00:57:31.980 you want to know when i got clean and i started getting my life together when i said yo i'm 0.98

00:57:36.180 fucking up and it's time to take control of my life listen you know like yo you got to get hard 0.80

00:57:40.740 i touched on this before guys all right i said this i said you know this is there's two ways to 0.99

00:57:45.860 go through life one way it's really about your belief systems and one belief is that the world

00:57:51.620 happens to me yep i'm a creature of circumstance things just happen to me and i'm it's like fate

00:57:57.820 i'm out of control right that's a really disempowered way to live and it's honestly i 0.98

00:58:01.800 it does not yield wealth happiness meaning for relationships it's just fucking misery on misery 0.99

00:58:06.720 poverty and trying to drag people into your shit okay three things happen when you have that belief 0.99

00:58:13.060 When you think the world happens to you, 1.00

00:58:14.620 number one, you blame. 1.00

00:58:16.200 You play the fucking blame game. 1.00

00:58:17.480 You blame your parents. 1.00

00:58:18.560 You blame your school teachers.

00:58:19.680 You blame the government. 1.00

00:58:20.340 You blame the fucking economy. 1.00

00:58:21.600 You blame everybody but one person, 1.00

00:58:23.460 your fucking self. 1.00

00:58:24.800 That's number one. 1.00

00:58:25.480 The second thing you do is you justify. 1.00

00:58:27.140 You justify why it's okay that your life is shit. 1.00

00:58:30.720 Oh, I don't need to make a lot of money, y'all. 1.00

00:58:32.120 I can live on love alone.

00:58:33.020 Oh, really?

00:58:33.580 Really?

00:58:34.140 Do me a favor.

00:58:34.820 Next time it's the first of the month, 1.00

00:58:36.300 go to the fucking bank and say, 1.00

00:58:37.340 I'd like to deposit some love to pay the fucking rent. 1.00

00:58:39.340 See what they fucking do. 1.00

00:58:40.520 They'll take you away in a straitjacket, okay? 1.00

00:58:42.360 Money is the most important thing in the world

00:58:44.880 for a few basic things.

00:58:46.880 There's a few things you need.

00:58:48.620 Food, shelter, take care of those you love, right? 0.99

00:58:50.780 So you need to make fucking money. 0.99

00:58:52.840 I've seen more marriages, 1.00

00:58:55.380 more relationships destroyed by financial pressure.

00:58:58.640 Now, I'm not saying money buys happiness.

00:59:00.400 That's not true.

00:59:00.860 It doesn't.

00:59:01.280 I've been rich and miserable, okay? 1.00

00:59:03.400 But a lack of money is a passport to fucking misery. 0.99

00:59:06.860 I played it both ways. 0.99

00:59:07.820 I've been rich, I've been poor. 1.00

00:59:09.200 I'll choose rich every fucking time. 0.99

00:59:10.700 I never look back. 1.00

00:59:11.560 I still have problems being rich, okay? 0.99

00:59:14.140 But being poor, it's just, it's fucking, you know, 1.00

00:59:16.080 it's just, it's compounded by all the shit 1.00

00:59:18.520 that comes from not being able to afford 0.99

00:59:19.760 the basic necessities.

00:59:20.820 So I say, make money, get rich, solve the money problem,

00:59:23.600 and then move on to all the greater things, right?

00:59:25.620 That's number two.

00:59:26.360 And the third thing besides justification, okay?

00:59:29.140 So they blame, they just, and here's the worst,

00:59:30.660 they complain. 1.00

00:59:31.720 They fucking complain. 1.00

00:59:33.280 And here's what you're doing. 1.00

00:59:34.320 When you're complaining, you know what you're doing?

00:59:36.900 You're focusing on everything that's wrong in your life.

00:59:39.940 You complain about this.

00:59:40.580 You know what happens?

00:59:41.240 and here's the universal law

00:59:42.420 what you focus on

00:59:43.720 you move towards

00:59:45.160 and also what you focus on

00:59:47.060 you attract

00:59:47.720 so imagine

00:59:48.440 when you are focused

00:59:49.340 when you're complaining

00:59:49.860 what you're doing 1.00

00:59:50.220 you're focusing on all the shit 1.00

00:59:51.420 in your life 1.00

00:59:51.980 so you know what you're becoming 1.00

00:59:53.100 you're becoming a giant shit magnet 1.00

00:59:54.360 you attract shit into your life 1.00

00:59:56.320 alright 1.00

00:59:56.580 you're not like

00:59:57.280 I don't understand

00:59:58.360 why it's supposed to 0.99

00:59:58.720 stop fucking complaining 1.00

00:59:59.900 you attract shit into your life 1.00

01:00:01.460 you focus on shit 1.00

01:00:02.760 you attract shit 1.00

01:00:03.700 and go towards shit 1.00

01:00:04.400 right 0.98

01:00:04.600 so I don't even want to be

01:00:05.780 near those people 0.99

01:00:06.280 I fucking get the fuck 1.00

01:00:06.960 yeah shit might hit me 1.00

01:00:07.820 you know 1.00

01:00:08.120 and by the way 0.99

01:00:09.120 and there is real shit in life 0.99

01:00:10.160 you walk through life 1.00

01:00:11.200 and shit happens. 0.99

01:00:12.220 That's what this bumper sticker is, right? 1.00

01:00:13.200 You're walking through life

01:00:14.020 doing everything right

01:00:15.060 and bam, you get hit 1.00

01:00:15.780 with a lump of shit. 1.00

01:00:16.800 And that's when 1.00

01:00:17.520 you can tell yourself 1.00

01:00:18.480 the bullshit story, 1.00

01:00:19.480 you know, why I can't get 0.99

01:00:20.260 what I want,

01:00:20.780 all the reasons why, 1.00

01:00:21.680 or you can take fucking 1.00

01:00:22.800 control of your life 1.00

01:00:23.480 and be a person

01:00:24.460 that's not a creature of service,

01:00:25.560 is a creator

01:00:26.240 of your own life,

01:00:27.480 creator of service,

01:00:28.060 and that's the empowered way to live.

01:00:30.020 That's how people get rich.

01:00:30.740 What about,

01:00:31.760 question about like

01:00:33.260 more science

01:00:35.680 or like brain-based situations.

01:00:37.480 I'm not a biochem major.

01:00:38.500 Of course not,

01:00:39.260 but do you think...

01:00:39.960 No, I'm a biochem major.

01:00:40.780 I know everything about science.

01:00:42.020 Are you really or not?

01:00:42.980 I am really.

01:00:43.480 You got a photographic memory.

01:00:44.380 No, I know everything about science. 1.00

01:00:45.440 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:00:46.220 I hate my MCATs. 1.00

01:00:47.320 I have everything about science.

01:00:47.680 So, question for you.

01:00:48.420 Do you think that there are-

01:00:50.400 Say again?

01:00:52.100 You got a photographic memory?

01:00:53.840 Well, you know, close to it, but, you know, it's a little cloud, but yes, yes, I do, but

01:00:57.600 anyway, it's a party trick.

01:00:58.960 Do you think there are things that certain people have to deal with that are out of their

01:01:02.620 control, such as anxiety, depression, or are those, or do you believe that those are-

01:01:07.800 It's absolutely positively a combination of both.

01:01:10.780 Nature and nurture, okay?

01:01:12.080 We're all brought into this world

01:01:13.440 with certain advantages, disadvantages.

01:01:15.800 Listen, we all, it's pop chemistry.

01:01:17.920 Some people, listen, no matter what you do,

01:01:20.020 they're going to go nuts with schizophrenia

01:01:21.680 or bipolar at 22 years old.

01:01:23.880 And then hopefully they can control it. 1.00

01:01:25.180 There's some shit that you get dealt a bad hand 0.99

01:01:27.640 and that's that, okay? 0.99

01:01:29.240 But here's the thing.

01:01:30.580 We all have that.

01:01:32.340 All of us have our own disadvantages.

01:01:34.240 We were brought into this world

01:01:35.780 and some advantages.

01:01:37.540 My greatest advantage was

01:01:38.940 was an ability to close the deal,

01:01:40.660 to sell and train others to do the same.

01:01:43.020 That's my strongest advantage.

01:01:44.840 I'm a smart guy.

01:01:46.220 I did great in school.

01:01:47.420 I have a great memory.

01:01:48.140 But the point, I know what my strengths are.

01:01:50.620 I know what my weaknesses are.

01:01:51.560 So what I want to do, I want to build up my strengths

01:01:53.520 and also surround myself with people

01:01:55.540 that actually are great at my strengths.

01:01:57.400 So I surround myself with people

01:01:58.520 who are really great at what I don't do well.

01:02:00.940 And then I take my stuff that I'm an expert,

01:02:03.000 best in the world at.

01:02:03.880 That's how you want to move through life.

01:02:05.360 That's everybody.

01:02:06.260 So yeah, some people are going to have anxiety

01:02:08.940 because they're wired for anxiety, right?

01:02:11.280 And you know what?

01:02:13.860 What's one of them who founded CNN, okay?

01:02:17.540 Perfect example, okay?

01:02:18.960 So here's a guy, right, who founded so many people.

01:02:22.120 By the way, here's like the worst thing, right? 0.99

01:02:23.820 The worst thing at all is this whole fucking thing 0.99

01:02:25.560 where everyone's taking AD, 1.00

01:02:26.840 oh, he's got ADHD in school. 1.00

01:02:28.580 He had the fucking Ritalin. 1.00

01:02:29.460 What a joke. 1.00

01:02:30.200 I think ADHD is a fucking asset. 1.00

01:02:32.180 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:02:32.620 Of course, of course. 0.99

01:02:33.640 This is the biggest fucking slam 0.99

01:02:35.100 in the medical community in the world, okay? 0.99

01:02:37.080 Let me tell you something.

01:02:37.720 i such a it's mad i call it i call it multitasking i call it multi you're really really good at

01:02:44.120 multitasking you know honestly what adhd let back in the day like hunter gatherer times that was

01:02:49.740 those were the people that would not settle for this small little safe community they would go

01:02:54.320 out and keep creating yeah and then they would find other threats find other things bored because 1.00

01:02:58.980 my teachers suck and their curriculum is stupid and there's a learning from you're talking his 1.00

01:03:03.040 language now you know honestly my son graduated from college right yeah and you know marketing 1.00

01:03:08.840 business right comes to work for me after seven days or 10 he goes i've learned more in 10 days 0.98

01:03:13.780 i didn't all my year it's like it's like the shit they teach you in college is nonsense i was all 0.98

01:03:18.360 my all my kids have gone to college and all graduate right i wouldn't if it was up to me i 0.99

01:03:21.940 never fucking said i think it's a bit less now my daughter different she's going a professional 0.54

01:03:26.680 route with a license and degree she needs that but for the average person i think this whole 0.99

01:03:31.380 This whole thing that you must go to college is utter bullshit. 0.99

01:03:34.920 It's inflated price because it's a scam. 0.99

01:03:37.760 They're taking the student loan money from the banks

01:03:39.580 so the college is raised there.

01:03:41.320 Nothing has gone up more in price faster than tuition.

01:03:45.040 Nothing.

01:03:45.840 Food, energy, nothing.

01:03:47.080 If you want to ask for a 40 grand loan to the bank,

01:03:49.480 you're not going to get it.

01:03:50.340 How about this?

01:03:50.740 But if you go for a student loan, they'll give it to you.

01:03:53.960 So not only is it, okay, right, so watch it.

01:03:56.460 So here's the thing.

01:03:57.000 What caused the mortgage crisis?

01:03:58.220 Partly besides corrupt bankers on Wall Street 1.00

01:04:00.080 and idiot fucking banks in Iceland who bought this shit, right? 1.00

01:04:02.660 It's people who are unsophisticated 1.00

01:04:04.360 and had no business borrowing those loans.

01:04:07.240 Well, you know what?

01:04:08.020 A kid, okay, if my daughter,

01:04:11.200 who's a graduate from NYU grad school,

01:04:13.160 if they lent her a hundred grand,

01:04:14.280 you know what? 0.98

01:04:14.480 She'd pay back every dollar. 1.00

01:04:15.660 Why? 1.00

01:04:15.920 Because she took, 0.98

01:04:16.980 she's a studious person

01:04:18.280 who's going to make something from that degree, right?

01:04:20.460 But most kids, 0.99

01:04:22.160 they end up in a mountain of fucking debt. 0.99

01:04:24.520 So they allow people to borrow money 0.99

01:04:26.320 who had no business borrowing money.

01:04:28.760 They inflate the value of a bogus diploma

01:04:30.780 because you can't,

01:04:31.380 it's worth nothing in the real world, okay?

01:04:33.320 Except if it's from a very special place, right?

01:04:35.540 In certain cases, it's an exemption.

01:04:37.140 But here's the other part of the equation.

01:04:38.840 It's the only,

01:04:39.560 you can't discharge a student loan with bankruptcy.

01:04:42.240 So unlike other debt, 0.99

01:04:43.620 the government has changed the fucking rules. 0.99

01:04:45.540 You can't discharge it. 0.99

01:04:46.660 Okay, so you're fucking stuck with that loan. 0.96

01:04:48.620 You're stuck with those people stuck with these loans. 0.99

01:04:51.060 Thank God my kids don't have student loans.

01:04:52.760 I'm proud of that because I think it's gross. 0.91

01:04:55.120 It's disgusting. 0.92

01:04:56.000 Now it can't be free education.

01:04:57.020 That won't work for sure,

01:04:57.780 but they've got to change.

01:04:58.780 So it's the,

01:04:59.500 I mean,

01:05:00.120 it's broken.

01:05:00.760 The system's broken.

01:05:01.560 You know what's broken?

01:05:02.080 I'll tell you what's broken.

01:05:02.680 It's broken like the pharmaceutical industry is broken.

01:05:04.860 In other words,

01:05:05.440 you go to England,

01:05:07.000 you know,

01:05:07.220 I take a drug called Provigil.

01:05:08.740 You know what Provigil is?

01:05:09.620 And Modifinal,

01:05:10.440 right?

01:05:10.920 It's a wake up pill,

01:05:11.600 I think.

01:05:11.920 I get it from the doctor.

01:05:12.740 It's good for jet lag,

01:05:13.700 right?

01:05:13.820 I take it all the time.

01:05:14.480 I love this pill,

01:05:15.180 right?

01:05:15.740 All right.

01:05:16.460 Cost me,

01:05:17.380 I think 30 or 40 bucks a pill in the US. 1.00

01:05:20.980 Damn. 1.00

01:05:21.260 Yep. 1.00

01:05:21.700 Cost me 50 cents in England for the same exact pill.

01:05:25.220 That markup,

01:05:26.340 That markup game in America is crazy.

01:05:28.740 Remember that whole thing with Skrillex, the dude? 0.99

01:05:31.160 And that's the tip of the fucking iceberg. 1.00

01:05:32.380 Crazy, crazy. 0.99

01:05:33.380 So the point is, is that, you know,

01:05:35.120 it's like the pharmaceuticals so inflated the price,

01:05:37.580 they create this artificial economy.

01:05:39.400 Market, yeah. 0.85

01:05:39.920 Propped up by the,

01:05:40.740 so in the case of student loans,

01:05:42.120 propped up by the federal government.

01:05:43.440 And in the case of the drug industry,

01:05:45.420 it's propped up by insurance companies. 0.98

01:05:47.080 It's a whole fucking daisy chain, okay? 0.99

01:05:49.240 And it's a disaster. 1.00

01:05:49.980 Shut up, Daisy. 0.99

01:05:50.740 Quick, quick, quick thing 1.00

01:05:51.820 while you're going hard right now.

01:05:53.800 You mentioned really quickly,

01:05:55.660 and I caught it earlier, AOC,

01:05:57.580 and I want to hear your thoughts

01:05:58.620 on the Green New Deal and climate change. 1.00

01:06:02.140 It's a fucking joke. 0.99

01:06:03.200 Here's the thing about climate change. 1.00

01:06:04.500 I don't believe in it.

01:06:05.300 You know why?

01:06:06.020 Not that I, I don't disbelieve in it. 0.99

01:06:08.020 Who fucking, it's, you think, 0.98

01:06:10.000 it's such a self-important thing 0.99

01:06:11.320 that we actually as human beings, 1.00

01:06:13.720 you know, the fucking volcano erupts out. 1.00

01:06:15.520 Dude, the fucking, 1.00

01:06:16.880 the only thing true about climate change 1.00

01:06:18.280 is it's always changing.

01:06:19.220 Always, for the last, you know,

01:06:20.900 how many millennia, right?

01:06:22.760 And yeah, you know,

01:06:23.700 maybe human beings are doing something,

01:06:25.020 but you know what?

01:06:25.660 Something will happen with a volcano erupt.

01:06:27.680 I saw that recently on the internet.

01:06:29.580 That there's a volcano that has...

01:06:31.740 Let me finish my thought, though.

01:06:33.220 But here's the thing. 0.98

01:06:33.640 It doesn't fucking matter. 0.99

01:06:35.020 Because I believe in fucking... 1.00

01:06:36.880 You should never shit where you... 1.00

01:06:38.480 We should protect the planet. 0.99

01:06:39.600 For sure.

01:06:39.980 I just don't think it's because of climate change.

01:06:41.860 I think I agree that they should do everything to bring down gases,

01:06:44.840 all the stuff to protect the planet,

01:06:46.060 but not because it's changed because it's responsible to do.

01:06:48.740 I'm totally all for it.

01:06:50.100 I would donate money towards that cause,

01:06:51.700 but not because it's... 0.96

01:06:52.740 I think it's a bullshit narrative that's been forced on people 0.78

01:06:56.220 And not that it's – maybe it's true, but there's no way that people really know that at this point. 0.97

01:07:01.520 Well, they have – there's 95 percent of scientists that say –

01:07:04.000 That's a lie. No, it's not. It's not true.

01:07:05.380 95 percent of the scientists say handpicked.

01:07:07.100 It's just a false statement.

01:07:08.340 So, OK, go check it. It's not true.

01:07:09.760 I don't know about that.

01:07:10.440 No, it's just not true.

01:07:11.180 OK? So it's just not true.

01:07:12.180 There's a majority of scientists that have evidence that humans are amplifying climate change.

01:07:18.900 It's not true.

01:07:19.880 Where are you getting that from?

01:07:21.100 go dig into the facts

01:07:22.780 that 95%

01:07:23.540 is a select group

01:07:24.240 of people

01:07:24.640 that all agree

01:07:25.520 in climate change

01:07:25.940 that's who they polled

01:07:26.740 it's not all scientists

01:07:27.800 around the world

01:07:28.380 this is like

01:07:29.080 20,000 plus scientists

01:07:31.980 you know what

01:07:32.080 pal it's just not true

01:07:32.940 there's eight

01:07:33.560 and by the way

01:07:34.280 you got pal it bro

01:07:35.820 no no

01:07:36.320 listen

01:07:36.580 I like it

01:07:38.360 I read up on this stuff

01:07:39.920 I know my facts

01:07:40.680 I wouldn't say it

01:07:41.340 if it wasn't true

01:07:41.780 here's the story though

01:07:42.600 it doesn't matter

01:07:43.640 I believe that we should

01:07:44.900 do everything

01:07:45.620 to protect the

01:07:46.360 I'm a green guy

01:07:47.220 I just don't think

01:07:48.500 it's climate change 0.98

01:07:49.280 who fucking knows 0.99

01:07:50.240 Just out of moral, just out of moral, like, take care of you. 0.99

01:07:53.380 You're right.

01:07:53.800 You're probably right.

01:07:54.420 50-50 shot.

01:07:55.360 You're right when you look back in our history.

01:07:57.880 Like, we over-exaggerate the moment that we're a part of right now.

01:08:01.600 Yes, we're amplifying it.

01:08:03.740 Yes, it's at a very rapid rate of increase of climate change.

01:08:07.640 Absolutely.

01:08:08.000 No, it's not.

01:08:08.780 Yes, it is, man.

01:08:09.380 No, it's not.

01:08:10.200 Yes, it is.

01:08:10.840 Look at polar ice caps melting.

01:08:12.520 Look at what our oceans are doing, how acidic they are.

01:08:15.440 Go read the New York Times a lot.

01:08:16.540 No, no, no.

01:08:17.280 Go to the actual Great Barrier Reef.

01:08:20.820 Buddy, NASA released a study just last week

01:08:25.280 saying that there's been more buildup of ice sheets

01:08:27.860 than losing.

01:08:28.900 It's increasing.

01:08:29.760 You're wrong.

01:08:30.240 Can we, can we, hold on a sec, hold on.

01:08:32.280 Let me, let me, let me.

01:08:33.140 Go Google it right now.

01:08:34.120 Google it.

01:08:34.480 Let me interject.

01:08:35.440 Let me interject.

01:08:36.320 It's just not true.

01:08:37.140 You have to, you have to step back.

01:08:39.100 I have friends down in the Great Barrier Reef

01:08:41.260 that are showing images of it.

01:08:42.680 Everybody needs to.

01:08:43.620 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:44.180 In one spot.

01:08:44.680 They're there.

01:08:45.140 It's increasing.

01:08:45.400 and it's twice as much

01:08:46.720 as increase in the world.

01:08:47.460 But that's because of

01:08:48.580 mass gains.

01:08:49.380 Mass gains of air

01:08:49.780 I don't think I should

01:08:50.280 grade the losses.

01:08:50.840 Thank you very much. 0.98

01:08:51.740 Don't fucking tell me, pal, okay? 0.99

01:08:53.880 Pal! 1.00

01:08:55.200 I don't know what you're

01:08:55.900 talking about.

01:08:56.340 You'll read one article.

01:08:57.420 But this is from

01:08:58.660 what, 2015?

01:09:00.640 Dude. 1.00

01:09:00.940 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:09:02.060 You said this just came out. 1.00

01:09:03.660 Oh, no, Spencer,

01:09:04.660 in the details. 0.99

01:09:05.480 So don't shit talk me 0.98

01:09:06.860 when you haven't even 0.99

01:09:07.700 done your facts.

01:09:08.700 No, it's been,

01:09:09.360 this is one article.

01:09:10.360 There's tons of them, okay?

01:09:11.720 Yeah, but also,

01:09:13.100 it came out again last week.

01:09:14.220 Also, I mean,

01:09:14.860 that's let's let's let's all step back for a second i want to say something there are there

01:09:20.040 are equal sources on both sides of the on both sides of the spectrum i'm not saying you're wrong

01:09:25.180 i i can't say you're wrong but i'm not saying you're deaf how could you be so certain what 0.52

01:09:29.840 who fucking knows what's going on i think you're you're assuming you want to protect the planet 0.99

01:09:33.820 because we live here right but the fucking climate it's a joke it's a fucking who do you think who 1.00

01:09:37.860 do you think is the right okay wait wait wait you're saying climate change is a joke but it's 0.99

01:09:42.800 not climate is always changing you did say no the idea that we're we're doing something's

01:09:46.720 gonna destroy the planet is a joke i think it's a total joke how if we have eight billion people 0.92

01:09:51.880 consuming resources you ever go under the fucking water and see how many fish they're 0.99

01:09:55.520 on to see how many animals in the fucking jungle and we're overfishing happens okay anyway right 0.99

01:09:59.940 we're overfishing that's like a known listen to spencer's point the amount of overfishing that 0.96

01:10:04.360 we're doing is destroying ocean life okay you know what i i live in a world where where the

01:10:10.520 reality is that i remember when al gore said something what was i think right now new york

01:10:15.260 would be flooded if you go back and when he first came out with this whole theory we would be on

01:10:19.200 the water by now nothing happened it's just nonsense i agree with you with people are doing

01:10:23.600 it for an agenda nobody knows i'm not saying you're wrong and i'm not saying i'm sure i'm

01:10:27.940 right i'm 60 50 who knows i watch you i like your i like the viewpoint because you ever watch snow

01:10:33.620 piercer no chris evans right they tried to stop global warming by redoing and turn into the 0.85

01:10:38.980 fucking froze the earth over the boys no one really knows only unintended consequences 0.89

01:10:42.560 from everything we do unintended consequences i think i think the mindset to like worry about it 0.98

01:10:48.440 is is definitely it can be damaging but we should take preventative measures and we should look at

01:10:55.020 things like overfishing things like ocean ocean acidification overfishing is not climate change

01:11:00.640 over farming listen here's the point ready i agree that you'd be insane not to have legislation to

01:11:07.740 protect the planet, to make sure that we're

01:11:09.460 responsible, but it has nothing to do with climate

01:11:11.540 change. The only constant is that climate's changing

01:11:13.580 is probably getting colder.

01:11:15.400 You'll probably find out. Jordan, who do you

01:11:17.520 think is going to lead

01:11:19.600 us to legislation that

01:11:21.480 helps the planet?

01:11:24.040 Well, Leo's.

01:11:25.440 Leo.

01:11:26.740 I love what Leo.

01:11:30.180 I don't agree

01:11:31.780 with the science part of it.

01:11:33.640 I agree with the outcome.

01:11:35.660 Let's make the Earth. Why not do

01:11:37.660 that, right? When I was, you guys are too young,

01:11:39.460 your mom will remember this. There was a commercial

01:11:41.400 with the Indian, right? I remember crying 0.67

01:11:43.600 with the tear in his eye.

01:11:44.800 Of course, right? Of course.

01:11:46.860 So like, you know, yeah, of course you want to

01:11:49.320 not be polluting the air 0.98

01:11:51.360 and dumping shit in rivers. It's fucking disgusting 1.00

01:11:53.700 and gross. But do you think saying that 1.00

01:11:55.780 is enough because 0.77

01:11:57.060 the Green New Deal is nonsense.

01:11:59.960 It's a fallacy.

01:12:01.120 It's going nowhere. It's a joke.

01:12:03.900 It's a fucking, it's fantasy. 1.00

01:12:05.200 What's the song? It would bankrupt the whole 1.00

01:12:06.880 By the way, how is that going to matter? 0.99

01:12:09.660 Wait, that's the Green New Deal

01:12:10.620 just to the United States.

01:12:11.560 What about China, India?

01:12:12.540 You ever go there? 1.00

01:12:13.100 The fucking air pollution is so bad. 0.99

01:12:14.720 So how is the U.S. going to... 1.00

01:12:15.940 If the Earth is going to be gone

01:12:17.360 in, what did you say, 12 years it was? 0.97

01:12:18.840 So how the fuck does the Green New Deal matter? 1.00

01:12:20.820 Because China and India are fucking doing worse. 0.99

01:12:23.880 There's no impact that we can have. 1.00

01:12:25.160 It's one country.

01:12:26.060 The U.S. isn't the whole world.

01:12:27.680 The scary thing, though,

01:12:28.980 is when you get caught up...

01:12:31.140 Because if we can make a change,

01:12:33.300 then we can bring that to other senses.

01:12:35.160 So you believe that in 12 years,

01:12:36.720 the earth is going to be gone and destroyed if we don't you really know i don't think that no okay 0.97

01:12:41.460 right she's out of her fucking mind to say that okay she really is i think i think that we're 1.00

01:12:47.060 nothing against the person i have a lot of respect for one there she's a hell of a fucking 0.99

01:12:51.360 branding expert hell yeah you gotta respect her hell yeah okay for what she's done she could 1.00

01:12:55.360 speak and she could rally she could speak and she's saying she says a lot of stupid shit but 1.00

01:12:59.040 well i mean but you could but you could see how important you can see how important rallying a 1.00

01:13:04.540 crowd and saying stupid shit is and what it can make you right now it's not in this country everything 1.00

01:13:09.140 she says is stupid okay right that's the point she had a very good thing she came out yesterday 1.00

01:13:13.420 with credit card uh debt they want to they want to decrease her and bernie sanders okay now i'm 1.00

01:13:18.420 a libertarian all right they want to cap credit card interest at 15 including payday loans that's

01:13:23.640 a great thing to do and shame on the republicans for not supporting they should so that was a so

01:13:27.880 i don't disagree with everything she says i'm not with any one party but what i am is with reality

01:13:32.320 the Green New Deal

01:13:34.140 is not

01:13:34.920 it's like a joke

01:13:35.820 if you

01:13:36.080 what's the total cost

01:13:37.080 $89 trillion

01:13:38.020 or something

01:13:38.780 it's a joke

01:13:39.600 $89 trillion

01:13:40.280 it's something

01:13:40.800 it's something like that

01:13:41.440 no it's not

01:13:41.820 no it's about

01:13:42.440 you have to

01:13:42.840 no airplanes

01:13:43.880 you have to stop cows

01:13:45.740 because they fart

01:13:46.360 cow farting 1.00

01:13:47.440 they shit like 1.00

01:13:47.820 no I'm not 1.00

01:13:48.800 no it's nothing

01:13:49.540 yeah they fart nothing 0.78

01:13:50.440 they're the most dangerous

01:13:51.560 stop

01:13:52.160 it's just

01:13:52.520 it's nonsense okay

01:13:53.480 and no one's gonna support it

01:13:55.020 it's never gonna go anywhere

01:13:56.200 never

01:13:56.860 it's never going anywhere

01:13:57.860 but that being said

01:13:59.140 you know

01:13:59.780 listen

01:14:00.120 I think that

01:14:01.720 Step by step, okay?

01:14:03.280 It's human beings.

01:14:03.760 We need to protect the planet,

01:14:05.040 but I don't think it's coming from any sweeping-

01:14:07.020 What's the first step?

01:14:09.280 The first step, we've-

01:14:10.580 Listen, things have gotten a lot better than they were.

01:14:12.320 When I was growing up, okay?

01:14:14.260 Oh my God, we had everything.

01:14:16.040 It was not even a hint.

01:14:17.040 It was the freaking back then.

01:14:18.280 It was like the ozone layer.

01:14:19.320 It was a hole in the ozone layer.

01:14:20.520 That since replenished itself, okay?

01:14:21.900 That was to be the big thing.

01:14:22.740 We're all going to die of cancer.

01:14:23.760 I don't even die of cancer from the ozone, okay? 0.99

01:14:26.120 Everyone's still lying out at the fucking beach, okay? 0.98

01:14:28.000 The point is there always is a hysterical scare 0.99

01:14:30.680 to try to move public money and policy in some direction.

01:14:33.960 As you said, there's always an agenda.

01:14:35.460 That's what bothers me about the climate change stuff

01:14:37.840 because I fully agree that we want to do everything possible

01:14:40.140 to protect the climate, not because it's changing.

01:14:42.280 It's changing, but who knows where.

01:14:43.480 The problem is with that outlook

01:14:45.640 is that sometimes without urgency, nothing happens.

01:14:49.260 So like you'll say like, yeah, by all means,

01:14:51.040 we should take care of the planet.

01:14:52.080 But if people don't feel like there's something at risk

01:14:54.560 to change their ways.

01:14:55.920 You know what I'm saying?

01:14:57.300 First rule of influence and persuasion, okay?

01:14:59.840 If you say something that's utterly ridiculous, it's not logically – her problem, there's two types of certainty.

01:15:06.800 You have logical certainty and emotional certainty.

01:15:10.120 In order to close a sale or close people on your viewpoint, you need to have both.

01:15:16.160 Her emotional case is awesome. 0.99

01:15:19.420 Logical is the fucking – it makes no fucking sense. 1.00

01:15:22.160 But her whole framework is ridiculous. 1.00

01:15:24.220 But not to say I'm on one side or the other, 0.96

01:15:27.020 but there's reason to believe that our current leader

01:15:29.880 was voted in based on emotional credibility.

01:15:32.400 Like, he wasn't going to play golf. 1.00

01:15:34.600 He spent his entire presidency on fucking golf course. 1.00

01:15:36.320 That's not why he was voted in. 1.00

01:15:37.500 By rallying crowds with lies.

01:15:39.840 No.

01:15:40.560 Yes, he was.

01:15:41.320 Dude, that's not what it was about. 1.00

01:15:42.500 It was a fucking protest vote. 1.00

01:15:43.860 Come on. 1.00

01:15:44.420 Okay, fair, fair. 0.99

01:15:45.560 People voted him in because they fucking hate Washington, 0.99

01:15:48.400 and he represented everything that's not. 0.99

01:15:50.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:51.100 Okay?

01:15:51.500 And the reason he won, I'll tell you why he won, 1.00

01:15:53.780 because Hillary fucking Clinton stole the prime from Bernie Sanders, 1.00

01:15:58.100 who would have been a much more formidable candidate. 1.00

01:16:00.200 Because Bernie actually should have been elected as the Democratic Party. 1.00

01:16:03.580 Hillary stole that. 1.00

01:16:04.820 And because it was an inception of fraud there, 1.00

01:16:08.060 she was not the duly elected person.

01:16:10.080 Bernie was.

01:16:10.580 You know what happened there, right?

01:16:11.420 Yeah, of course.

01:16:11.820 Okay, everyone knows.

01:16:12.400 It's public information, right?

01:16:13.180 Bernie should have been there.

01:16:14.260 So Trump won because you had an imperfect candidate.

01:16:16.800 It wasn't even, it shouldn't have been there, okay?

01:16:19.160 Terrible candidate, okay?

01:16:20.400 Trump was a protest against.

01:16:22.380 For sure.

01:16:22.720 and listen

01:16:23.800 they weren't voting

01:16:24.540 for him

01:16:25.100 they were voting

01:16:25.720 because like

01:16:26.620 something's got to change

01:16:28.620 I don't agree with every

01:16:30.040 I don't like

01:16:30.700 a lot of the things

01:16:31.420 he says

01:16:32.060 okay but I know

01:16:33.580 that guys

01:16:34.160 unless something happens

01:16:35.380 with our fiscal deficit

01:16:36.860 and our trade policies

01:16:37.900 you guys

01:16:38.700 not me 0.99

01:16:39.260 I'm gonna be dead 1.00

01:16:40.580 you'll be fucked 1.00

01:16:41.400 you young people 1.00

01:16:42.580 will be fucked 1.00

01:16:43.040 because right now 1.00

01:16:43.880 the country is

01:16:44.760 it's not a sustainable

01:16:45.820 direction that we're going

01:16:46.820 if you were president

01:16:47.620 if you were the next president

01:16:48.820 I will not be

01:16:49.420 I promise you

01:16:49.780 okay but if

01:16:50.380 if you were

01:16:51.120 if you were

01:16:52.080 what would you recommend what would you put into place to get us back on track or to 0.94

01:16:56.620 i would do i i think that economically trump has fucking nailed it he's nailed it so i wouldn't

01:17:03.500 there's not much i would do different he's nailed it and i i agree with all the stuff even even with 0.89

01:17:08.580 the tariffs because it's just a game of chicken with him it's not going to be long-term trade

01:17:12.160 it's going to be short-term to to reset trade deals that we should never been in the play 0.95

01:17:15.500 our trade deals are so fucking bad it's just like it's ridiculous right that being said so i agree 0.76

01:17:20.500 But the thing that I would do differently, though, is the way it's being communicated, okay, is that Trump, he creates a visceral hatred among people. 0.93

01:17:31.620 And that's just not productive.

01:17:33.580 It makes it, because we need, imagine if we had a leader like Trump who could get the economy going, but everyone loved him.

01:17:40.480 Incredible.

01:17:41.120 It's not his fiscal policy.

01:17:43.220 You can't ask his communication skills.

01:17:45.020 Exactly.

01:17:45.540 So if you could find the, you know, that would be amazing. 1.00

01:17:49.120 So I wouldn't change much fiscally, but I would certainly, like, I'm very, I'm not as liberal as you get when it comes to things like, you know, gay men. 0.93

01:17:56.200 What about abortion? 0.96

01:17:59.480 You know, listen, here's the deal.

01:18:01.460 Obviously, I believe women should have the right to get abortions, okay? 0.91

01:18:04.560 I'm just, I'm not pro-life, okay?

01:18:06.320 But I also believe that up to a certain point, though, like past six months, it's very emotional.

01:18:13.440 And here's the thing, though.

01:18:14.520 You know, I don't think the government has the right to invade anyone's life.

01:18:21.420 I'm a libertarian at heart.

01:18:22.660 I don't believe the government should tell anyone what to do. 1.00

01:18:26.500 But if you're going to have some rule there, to me, that's a fucking person. 0.99

01:18:32.000 That gets a little dicey unless it's going to harm the mother. 1.00

01:18:34.780 But before that, I mean, I think women should have the choice to do what they do.

01:18:37.740 It's my opinion. 0.83

01:18:39.400 And I totally understand and respect the pro-lifers.

01:18:42.840 I get it.

01:18:43.240 It's a very emotional thing.

01:18:44.780 They have a different belief than I do about, you know,

01:18:47.240 and I respect that.

01:18:48.360 And I wouldn't even say that I'm right in my opinion.

01:18:50.380 It's just, that's just my opinion.

01:18:51.580 I don't know if there's a right or wrong.

01:18:53.340 You saw the abortion ban in Alabama, yeah? 0.58

01:18:55.580 Yeah, heartbeat law, yeah.

01:18:57.000 And you have thoughts on it?

01:18:59.000 I mean, listen, so you go to the next state 1.00

01:19:00.840 and get a fucking abortion. 0.99

01:19:01.820 I mean, you know, it's not the end of the world. 1.00

01:19:03.160 Here's the problem.

01:19:04.100 So the problem with abortion,

01:19:05.740 I believe that the government should not have a word

01:19:09.620 to say about abortions.

01:19:11.380 They really shouldn't. 1.00

01:19:12.020 but they shouldn't give fucking money, fund the clinics. 0.99

01:19:14.300 That's the point. 0.99

01:19:15.120 That's the difference.

01:19:15.920 So I think the government should step away entirely, 0.81

01:19:19.260 not fund clinics and give women the right to do what they want to do.

01:19:22.000 And then it should be regulated on a state-by-state basis.

01:19:24.680 I think the federal government's over-bloated, bloated.

01:19:27.140 It's a massive bureau.

01:19:27.840 It was never intended to be that way.

01:19:28.920 Most rights in the constitution, the founders,

01:19:31.480 the framers wanted to be reserved for the states.

01:19:33.220 It should be regulated state-by-state.

01:19:34.420 That's what I think.

01:19:34.840 Where did this all set in?

01:19:36.100 I love hearing different perspectives of how did we get to the point we're at?

01:19:40.460 It started with FDR mostly, the New Deal and the Great Depression.

01:19:43.940 You can go back even before that to Morgan in 1917 with the panic that formed the Federal Reserve.

01:19:48.080 It starts based on the money supply, so they control the money supply.

01:19:50.840 Government starts to go after the New Deal.

01:19:52.220 They create Social Security and that becomes a welfare state.

01:19:54.740 And reasons why, but remember, it wasn't FDR, it wasn't the New Deal that pulled us out of the Great Depression.

01:20:00.420 It was World War II. 0.52

01:20:01.460 It was the production. 0.67

01:20:02.320 War is great for ending a depression, right? 0.62

01:20:04.500 So it was the war that ended the Depression, not the New Deal, okay?

01:20:07.800 When you go to war, it's massive production and it gets everything going, right?

01:20:11.500 So, but, you know, again, this is before I wasn't alive when he was there, right?

01:20:15.600 But that was when the government took on its modern shape and form with FDR.

01:20:20.480 Before, it was a much smaller, leaner entity. 0.99

01:20:22.920 And here's the fucking problem with the government. 0.99

01:20:25.200 They can't administer anything. 1.00

01:20:28.380 It's people. 1.00

01:20:29.520 You put bureaucrats in charge of anything, half the money goes wasted on bureaucrats,

01:20:33.800 like the salaries and the bureaucracy.

01:20:35.260 so it becomes an imperfect,

01:20:37.500 it would be great

01:20:38.140 if you could like perfectly deliver

01:20:39.460 all these systems.

01:20:40.300 You know, listen,

01:20:40.720 communism fails,

01:20:41.900 never works.

01:20:42.520 You know why it doesn't work?

01:20:43.480 Two reasons.

01:20:43.900 Number one,

01:20:44.940 take away the profit mode. 1.00

01:20:45.940 You have a bunch of fucking drunk people. 1.00

01:20:47.580 Okay, like in Russia, 1.00

01:20:48.400 they say,

01:20:48.940 I'll keep pretending to work

01:20:50.100 if they keep pretending to be.

01:20:50.760 You ever been to Russia?

01:20:52.400 Of course, many times.

01:20:53.760 What do you think of Moscow?

01:20:55.280 Unbelievable.

01:20:55.820 Great. 1.00

01:20:56.220 Beautiful women, beautiful. 0.98

01:20:57.120 Let me tell you something. 1.00

01:20:58.340 We're going next week.

01:20:59.260 The best ever.

01:21:00.000 I'm excited.

01:21:00.600 It's the best.

01:21:01.280 And you know what? 0.98

01:21:01.960 The Russian people are fucking awesome. 0.98

01:21:03.780 I don't know. 1.00

01:21:04.420 this whole Russia thing 0.83

01:21:05.800 drives me crazy

01:21:06.600 Russia's not 1.00

01:21:07.640 Russia's not a threat to us 1.00

01:21:09.260 China's a lot more of a threat 0.90

01:21:11.100 that's what we're hearing 0.76

01:21:11.840 economically

01:21:12.680 China's a person 0.55

01:21:13.420 China 1.00

01:21:13.960 I'll give China one thing

01:21:14.940 China attacks no one

01:21:16.040 they're very peaceful

01:21:17.460 they do economic takeovers

01:21:20.380 like I've been around the world

01:21:21.720 to every country

01:21:22.320 pretty much

01:21:22.680 every country in the world

01:21:23.900 you name it

01:21:24.240 I've been there right 1.00

01:21:24.760 China is fucking everywhere 0.99

01:21:26.980 China or China 1.00

01:21:28.100 China

01:21:29.160 China 0.97

01:21:29.700 China right 0.97

01:21:30.420 Jordan I think

01:21:30.940 Jordan I think

01:21:31.980 we're switching gears

01:21:32.680 I think we're leaving government

01:21:33.880 and Logan's gonna bring us

01:21:34.880 Logan's gonna bring us elsewhere

01:21:36.060 am I?

01:21:36.780 I don't know

01:21:37.420 I can talk about anything

01:21:38.640 come on

01:21:38.920 let's talk about this 1.00

01:21:39.500 women, government 1.00

01:21:40.800 fucking science 1.00

01:21:41.980 you name it 1.00

01:21:42.380 I'm fucking 0.99

01:21:43.080 knowledgeable subjects 0.99

01:21:44.180 I have a bus outside

01:21:45.560 you see it?

01:21:46.380 I see

01:21:46.640 sell me this bus?

01:21:48.720 can you?

01:21:49.520 well I don't know

01:21:50.060 how can I sell the bus? 0.99

01:21:51.300 I need to get rid of the fucking bus 0.99

01:21:52.400 yeah we're trying to get it 0.99

01:21:53.080 can you sell the bus

01:21:53.760 what's the best way to

01:21:54.400 what's the book value?

01:21:55.440 what does it say it's worth?

01:21:56.800 probably about a quarter mil 0.96

01:21:59.100 I wouldn't fucking pay a quarter mil 0.97

01:22:01.300 for that thing 0.98

01:22:01.800 so help me

01:22:03.400 No, you asked me what it's worth.

01:22:04.580 No, we need you to sell it, not not sell it.

01:22:07.460 I'm not saying that's my asking price.

01:22:10.380 Let's just try to find the real value.

01:22:11.480 Let's see.

01:22:11.780 No, no, no.

01:22:12.000 Okay.

01:22:12.480 Asha, what's the real intrinsic value?

01:22:15.340 If someone wanted to go buy a similar bust and did their homework and did their, what

01:22:19.180 would that bust go for?

01:22:20.000 Buck 75. 1.00

01:22:20.820 Buck 75.

01:22:21.720 Okay?

01:22:22.460 Right?

01:22:22.760 That's the one.

01:22:23.220 Yeah.

01:22:23.460 So, right.

01:22:23.800 So, number one.

01:22:24.820 Okay.

01:22:25.560 Sell me this pen.

01:22:26.500 Sell me these headphones.

01:22:27.700 You know the whole thing, right?

01:22:29.000 Sell them the headphones. 1.00

01:22:30.100 Sell them the fucking headphones. 1.00

01:22:31.600 Hold on. 1.00

01:22:31.920 Hold on.

01:22:32.180 Hold on.

01:22:32.360 I'm going to sell you the headphones.

01:22:33.340 You ready?

01:22:37.180 I can't hear you.

01:22:38.260 Throw the headphones on, but it's going to cost you five bucks.

01:22:40.980 Wow.

01:22:42.420 Wow, that was great.

01:22:44.620 Mike, I'm impressed.

01:22:45.840 And if only that would work.

01:22:47.380 Anyway, the bottom line is there's only one thing to do when someone says, 0.99

01:22:52.600 sell me a penis, and that's to start asking questions. 0.98

01:22:55.760 First of all, are you in the market for headphones? 1.00

01:22:57.860 are you in the,

01:22:59.020 number one,

01:22:59.440 you have to first,

01:23:00.120 the first step

01:23:00.780 is you have to identify

01:23:01.560 who's in the market

01:23:02.400 for a bus like this,

01:23:03.800 okay?

01:23:04.060 Because you can't sell a bus

01:23:05.220 if you don't want a bus.

01:23:07.140 That's your first thing.

01:23:08.500 The guy down the road, 0.99

01:23:09.460 he ain't buying a fucking bus, 0.99

01:23:10.420 okay? 0.99

01:23:10.840 But how does he know that?

01:23:11.820 How does he,

01:23:12.580 because that's,

01:23:13.240 because that's,

01:23:13.660 because that's a specialty item.

01:23:15.560 But sometimes people see things

01:23:16.580 and they just want them.

01:23:17.260 No,

01:23:17.520 not for,

01:23:17.940 that's like Cheez-Its.

01:23:18.580 Not for $175,000,

01:23:20.540 pal,

01:23:20.800 okay?

01:23:21.280 Maybe it was Leo's bus,

01:23:23.180 okay?

01:23:23.680 Whoa,

01:23:23.880 whoa,

01:23:24.120 whoa,

01:23:24.200 whoa,

01:23:24.420 whoa,

01:23:24.800 But no, your fame, no, I'm not saying.

01:23:26.320 He's YouTube Leo.

01:23:27.560 Yeah, I know, but no, but no.

01:23:28.800 Why?

01:23:29.340 He's like, YouTube's Liam Neeson, all right?

01:23:32.160 You get it.

01:23:33.560 No, I'm being honest with you.

01:23:34.180 Of course, right?

01:23:34.820 No, he's the most famous guy in the world, right?

01:23:37.540 Of course, of course.

01:23:37.860 So the point is that, so when you have that bus,

01:23:40.360 the first step, okay, if you really want to sell the bus, right,

01:23:43.640 is step one is who's the market?

01:23:45.900 Who are your buyers?

01:23:46.580 You have to identify buyers.

01:23:48.340 Then we have to reach out to those buyers.

01:23:50.300 So we bring them into our sales funnel. 0.76

01:23:52.020 Once we have the buyers, then it gets really fucking easy.

01:23:53.840 Then we can actually ask them questions,

01:23:55.640 find out what they want it for 0.99

01:23:56.580 and fucking close them on the bus. 0.98

01:23:58.240 But you have to first find the right people. 0.99

01:23:59.680 What if the sales funnel is already fully developed

01:24:03.020 by way of 15.8 Instagram followers?

01:24:06.200 Okay, well, so then send out a blast.

01:24:08.480 Hey, I'm looking to sell my bus, right?

01:24:10.060 That's step one. 0.99

01:24:10.680 Let's fucking go. 0.99

01:24:11.480 You know what you'll end up with? 1.00

01:24:13.560 A bunch of like 12-year-olds.

01:24:15.180 No, no, probably 50,000 unqualified buyers

01:24:18.300 and maybe 10 buyers.

01:24:19.960 So then what you want to do

01:24:21.680 is you want to have a weeding out process

01:24:23.560 automated so you have to answer certain questions you're only looking for accredited investors

01:24:27.480 qualified buyers right personally i i think a much better place to do it please don't go through

01:24:33.020 almost that i i think it's different i would actually something like that's just specialty

01:24:37.120 item i don't think you'll get very far into it i think you'll do a lot better reaching out to

01:24:41.500 people who would want so would kind of use that and it's an impulse sale so you're impulsive

01:24:46.880 impulsive by the way quick quick quick no quick no jordan that's not a bus by the way it's a cool

01:24:51.940 That is Logan Paul.

01:24:53.720 It's like the short bus.

01:24:54.560 That is close.

01:24:55.620 That is Logan Paul, the king of YouTube's personal bus

01:25:01.300 that has been tricked out by West Coast Customs.

01:25:03.780 It's got televisions.

01:25:05.620 It's got this thing has so much Wi-Fi.

01:25:07.860 Bathroom, microwave.

01:25:09.160 I get this.

01:25:09.600 That's the half-drank.

01:25:11.060 That bottle is smeared off.

01:25:12.380 That comes later, though.

01:25:13.300 That comes after we find the right people to tell that story to.

01:25:15.720 Listen, listen, listen.

01:25:16.400 You don't want to do it.

01:25:16.880 You need someone to tell the story to.

01:25:17.760 So what you're saying is we're stuck with this.

01:25:18.940 No, no, no.

01:25:19.440 I'm stuck with the joke.

01:25:20.660 Please, if you want to buy the bus,

01:25:21.560 please email matheditor at gmail.com.

01:25:23.340 You're not going to find a person down the street

01:25:24.840 and say, hey, buddy, come here.

01:25:26.760 That's not what you do.

01:25:27.600 You want to be smart about what you do.

01:25:28.960 I bet you there's certain celebrities,

01:25:30.860 certain companies, tour buses.

01:25:33.320 How about this?

01:25:33.880 You find someone.

01:25:34.620 Okay, here's a perfect example of what you do.

01:25:36.640 Okay, obviously, your target demographic,

01:25:39.300 how old are they?

01:25:40.640 For the bus? 0.99

01:25:41.740 No, your demographic. 0.99

01:25:42.720 They've gotten older.

01:25:43.540 It depends.

01:25:44.060 Tell me.

01:25:44.340 I'm aging up, dude.

01:25:45.400 Like, this is probably 18 to 24.

01:25:46.920 Great.

01:25:47.360 Okay, fine.

01:25:48.140 So what I would do, okay,

01:25:49.940 is I would find,

01:25:51.220 you're not going to find

01:25:51.720 an 18-something

01:25:52.300 who buy the bus,

01:25:52.900 not that person,

01:25:53.520 but who caters

01:25:55.520 to that market

01:25:56.640 and by buying your bus

01:25:58.480 could attract that market?

01:26:00.040 In other words,

01:26:00.420 Spring Break people.

01:26:01.180 What's that?

01:26:01.560 Spring Break.

01:26:02.220 Exactly.

01:26:02.720 So there you go.

01:26:03.320 So what you want to do now

01:26:05.220 is you want to go

01:26:06.080 to the Spring Break,

01:26:07.140 all the bars,

01:26:08.400 all the restaurants down there

01:26:09.660 and we set up

01:26:10.460 a whole promotion thing

01:26:11.600 down there

01:26:12.120 and boom,

01:26:12.980 you position it, 0.99

01:26:13.520 you'll fucking sell the thing 1.00

01:26:14.320 in two fucking seconds 1.00

01:26:15.060 and you buy that. 1.00

01:26:16.120 I think you're better

01:26:17.240 if renting,

01:26:17.700 I wouldn't even sell it. 0.99

01:26:18.580 I'd fucking do a sale 0.97

01:26:19.360 events we got this guy we got this guy armani azadi i think you know who he is right i love 0.97

01:26:24.260 amani right we i love him maybe we talked to him he's a good man you're right great guy yeah he's

01:26:28.540 a great guy hey listen i want to talk about something else uh when you see billy mcfarland

01:26:32.740 the guy who started the fire festival do you have any advice for him is there is there any

01:26:37.880 coming back for billy mcfarland well i would always say yes except and the answer is yes it's

01:26:44.140 always yes but you know um the thing that disturbs me about is nothing with the fire festival i get

01:26:50.400 that you know it could have gone the other way right i totally get that it was and and and what

01:26:56.060 i don't know is you don't always know what's true what you see but it looked like from what i saw in

01:27:01.480 the documentary not on hulu but on netflix i think it was yeah it looks like he came when he was out

01:27:06.060 on waiting sentencing he was out running another scam that's correct that's correct and that's 0.70

01:27:11.400 disturbing so that's like they're like like you know listen i fucking made a huge error right 0.81

01:27:16.100 and i'm very lucky i got a second chance but if it came out that i was scamming again 0.66

01:27:20.460 done done i have to be 10 times more ethical and i'm fine by the way and i love it's great

01:27:26.260 okay and i appreciate the chance i got here i respect it and i i want to make sure that i know

01:27:31.700 of a lot of young fans i always want to always balance out my message because i really believe

01:27:35.200 the things i say about empowerment and also about you know i can talk about my crazy life i don't

01:27:39.960 live it now i don't recommend it but i'll still say it was fun yeah it's the truth right um it 0.65

01:27:45.340 looks like he fucking like just went right back yeah to the same thing and that bothers so if

01:27:50.000 that's true it makes it harder but again he comes out of jail he's got a clean slate in the sense 0.99

01:27:55.880 that okay he could tell a new story i was fucked up even i didn't learn my lesson even after fire 0.99

01:28:01.320 i was still a fucked up dude i had to go to jail i had to find fucking god and i picked up the bible 0.99

01:28:06.840 in jail. I found fucking Jesus. 1.00

01:28:08.740 Jesus is in my... And all of a sudden, he's a new fucking story again. 1.00

01:28:11.020 So he does that. And by the way, 0.99

01:28:13.440 and if it's legitimate, if he's honest,

01:28:15.080 he'll come back. A guy like that will always be

01:28:16.920 able to make money. He's a salesman. He's a promoter.

01:28:18.960 But if he comes out 1.00

01:28:21.080 and fucks up again, he's the guy's a fucking three-stretch. 1.00

01:28:22.860 He's done. He'll go away for life, by the way. 1.00

01:28:24.940 So what were the crimes that you actually committed?

01:28:27.700 Securities, fraud,

01:28:29.140 money laundering.

01:28:30.940 Was there a point when you knew

01:28:32.520 what was happening? Oh, fucking A, yeah. 0.99

01:28:34.980 And you just were like, fuck it, I'm in too deep. 1.00

01:28:37.380 Pretty much, yeah. 1.00

01:28:38.120 You know, here's the thing.

01:28:40.880 The first time I got a subpoena,

01:28:44.720 it was from the SEC, civil subpoena, right?

01:28:46.880 I literally vomited and couldn't sleep for three days. 0.97

01:28:50.200 I was like fucking, it was like 1990, all right? 0.93

01:28:53.460 Within six months, I got a subpoena, 1.00

01:28:55.520 I'm like, paper show, who gives a fuck? 0.99

01:28:57.220 You become desensitized really quickly 1.00

01:28:59.100 to that sort of stuff, right?

01:29:00.660 You learn when you're under investigation,

01:29:03.640 and I was under FBI investigation,

01:29:05.260 and the FBI,

01:29:06.120 she's a very good friend of mine.

01:29:07.080 I speak to him all the time.

01:29:07.980 Agent Coleman's a good friend,

01:29:09.020 great guy.

01:29:09.940 He's coming on my own podcast.

01:29:11.080 You guys know I'm launching a podcast

01:29:12.360 and I want you to be on there.

01:29:13.240 Oh, congrats.

01:29:13.520 Oh, that'd be awesome.

01:29:14.060 I want both of you guys on there.

01:29:14.840 Wait, is that the agent from-

01:29:16.120 His real name is Agent Coleman.

01:29:18.160 Okay.

01:29:18.600 Great guy, right?

01:29:20.040 You're just in a tough spot.

01:29:21.520 He means you to.

01:29:22.440 You're just behind him.

01:29:23.740 You're behind him.

01:29:23.980 I don't know.

01:29:24.440 I don't know.

01:29:24.940 No, he does.

01:29:25.640 I love this guy.

01:29:26.160 He does.

01:29:26.840 He's behind.

01:29:28.080 You had the climate.

01:29:29.340 You know he doesn't know

01:29:29.940 Hey, can we cut to the wide?

01:29:31.120 Because he's passionate.

01:29:31.780 Can we get to the wide?

01:29:32.580 I respect the passionate.

01:29:33.680 Awesome.

01:29:34.360 But if you come on, we have one more.

01:29:35.760 I'm going to feed you meat.

01:29:36.260 Can we just see how dedicated these guys are?

01:29:38.980 I respect everyone else.

01:29:40.220 Jordan's video actors are slowly just walking in.

01:29:43.100 You know what?

01:29:43.500 Why don't you also move seats?

01:29:44.320 Gotta get the shot. 0.88

01:29:45.140 Gotta get the shot. 1.00

01:29:46.120 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:29:47.040 Hey, so what were we saying about, oh, fun coupons. 0.99

01:29:51.900 No, about.

01:29:52.880 About when the SEC hands you pay when you get desensitized.

01:29:55.280 So here's what happened.

01:29:56.740 The first time I really broke the law on Wall Street, right?

01:30:01.300 I had to do a trade.

01:30:02.680 And if I would have done the trade the way it was supposed to happen,

01:30:05.700 it would have been a red flag to the regulators.

01:30:08.020 Like I had to buy a stock.

01:30:09.040 Someone owed me stock that was $2 and the stock was $6.

01:30:13.400 So they would have sold to me at $2, made a $2 print while the stock was at $6. 0.99

01:30:17.800 And what the fuck? 0.99

01:30:18.400 Wait, something's wrong, right? 0.99

01:30:20.260 So the guy sold me the stock at $6 and handed me a bag of a million dollars in cash.

01:30:25.880 You understand?

01:30:26.380 Quarter million shares.

01:30:27.340 I made so many $6, $4 a share,

01:30:29.100 quarter million dollars a cash.

01:30:30.060 I got a bag of cash. 0.99

01:30:31.400 And I was fucking so tortured 0.98

01:30:34.060 over this million dollar bet. 0.98

01:30:35.460 I was like, I shouldn't do this.

01:30:36.660 And I hadn't broken any laws yet, you know?

01:30:38.420 I was like, all right, I'm doing it once

01:30:39.620 and never again.

01:30:40.900 And that's the first step.

01:30:42.080 And there you go. 0.99

01:30:42.840 And that's how it fucking starts. 0.99

01:30:44.760 That's one way it starts, okay? 0.99

01:30:46.540 That started for me, right? 0.99

01:30:48.280 With this fucking one step 0.99

01:30:49.560 and then your line of morality 1.00

01:30:51.400 and ethics moves a little bit.

01:30:52.780 And then this small imperceptible step.

01:30:55.520 It's like, you know, it's like, it's like you dip your toe into a hot bath. 1.00

01:30:57.920 You're like, fuck. 1.00

01:30:58.820 And then 30 minutes later, you're like, oh, it's perfect. 1.00

01:31:01.420 Yeah.

01:31:01.800 Like when you first get into a hot tub.

01:31:03.140 Yeah.

01:31:03.700 Right.

01:31:04.140 So, so, so that's, but then there's another path also.

01:31:06.340 The other, the other path, this is just as common, if not more, is people who make a

01:31:12.240 mistake and they lose money, but they're scared to tell people.

01:31:17.220 So they tried to cover it up as, you know, let me just do a bigger trade.

01:31:20.240 I'll make it back.

01:31:20.920 Make it back. 0.89

01:31:21.500 And that's how a lot of Ponzi's. 0.61

01:31:22.780 It's called chasing. 0.55

01:31:23.440 Chasing.

01:31:23.800 So there's a rule in trading.

01:31:25.820 Your first loss is your best loss.

01:31:28.760 But a lot of people, they, you know, if I do that, my business will die.

01:31:33.140 And so they try to cover that up and not disclose it.

01:31:36.520 And that starts this whole chain that gets bigger and bigger.

01:31:39.300 And then there's people like Bernie Madoff who, like, from the very first thing, 0.99

01:31:41.920 he's, like, said he was a fucking scam from the fucking start, right? 0.99

01:31:44.740 But, you know, I knew after about two years, like, it was way out of control. 0.99

01:31:51.840 morality-wise and also legally.

01:31:55.480 Listen, 98% of what we did was legit.

01:31:57.740 It was a couple of things we were doing

01:31:58.920 that were very wrong,

01:32:00.160 but everyone was doing them.

01:32:01.380 And they were.

01:32:02.000 It's like, as you found out on Wall Street later on, 1.00

01:32:04.500 I wasn't, everyone was fucking corrupt. 0.99

01:32:06.060 It's true, okay? 0.98

01:32:07.080 That doesn't make what I did right.

01:32:08.240 I'm not trying to rationalize it,

01:32:09.500 but that was my rationalization back then.

01:32:11.420 It's not a big deal.

01:32:12.420 But then, you know what happened?

01:32:13.400 My mistake was,

01:32:14.300 what happened to you in a sense,

01:32:15.780 is that when you get that big and that young,

01:32:18.480 you're a target.

01:32:19.380 And if you do one thing,

01:32:20.720 and I deserved it.

01:32:21.620 By the way, I deserve to go down.

01:32:23.460 I did.

01:32:23.880 I made mistakes.

01:32:25.740 I did things I would never do now.

01:32:27.440 The real thing I did wrong was that I created a system called the straight line for training salesmen. 0.97

01:32:34.660 Once I invented that, I was able to take any person and make them into a fucking millionaire. 0.95

01:32:38.900 Closer, right? 0.99

01:32:39.560 World-class closer.

01:32:40.360 Can you still do that, by the way?

01:32:41.940 Of course.

01:32:42.340 I do it all around the world.

01:32:43.360 Oh, it's trading or sales training?

01:32:45.200 Just making people millionaires in general.

01:32:47.280 Yeah, if they want to work their asses off. 0.68

01:32:48.640 I could take any person and make them rich 1.00

01:32:50.220 if they're willing to work their fucking ass off. 0.99

01:32:51.700 No chance on just the million 1.00

01:32:52.760 without the working the ass off part. 0.52

01:32:54.520 You got to work. 1.00

01:32:55.180 Fucking ass. 1.00

01:32:55.660 I'm the wrong, if you want to, 1.00

01:32:56.720 listen, if someone wants to really work

01:32:58.160 and take time to learn the rules of success

01:33:00.340 and grow themselves, yes, you'll be a million.

01:33:02.460 Are there shortcuts to success?

01:33:04.420 Of course there are, and that's the shortcut,

01:33:05.700 is to learn, the only way to get rich in this world

01:33:07.740 is quick.

01:33:08.980 The world's too expensive to get rich slowly, right?

01:33:11.300 But the distinction there is,

01:33:12.700 I'm not talking about a get rich quick scheme.

01:33:14.880 What happens is you work really hard

01:33:16.560 and then you don't get the result.

01:33:17.540 And you work really hard,

01:33:18.520 don't get it, you keep working really hard, you don't get the result, but you're lining up the

01:33:22.160 elements of success below the waterline, so to speak. And then that one last piece of the puzzle

01:33:26.740 and bam, you sort of, everyone's like, oh my God, he got rich overnight. Well, you know what? There

01:33:30.520 was two years of really hard work or whatever it might be, 10,000 hours, whatever it might be,

01:33:34.760 right? So the point is, is that when you get rich, it happens quickly, but there's a lot of work

01:33:40.420 that has to go into it. Now, here's the deal. There are certain skill sets that you really

01:33:44.560 need to possess if you want to essentially ensure that outcome those are the ability to close the

01:33:50.760 deal to market effectively which you guys are awesome you're great marketers right okay to

01:33:55.520 close effectively the rules of business and entrepreneurship then there's some inner game

01:33:59.660 stuff mindset to manage your emotional states your beliefs so there's all this sort of stuff

01:34:03.360 networking relationship building that's all based on beliefs and strategy so i teach people those

01:34:09.180 strategies and then they'll get rich without learning.

01:34:13.080 Listen, I wrote this book that became a phenomenon.

01:34:15.260 You know, I learned it by modeling Tom Wolfe.

01:34:18.060 I couldn't have done it without modeling.

01:34:20.080 So there's always a strategy behind, you know,

01:34:22.620 wealth doesn't happen by accident.

01:34:25.100 You know, Bill Gates didn't become the richest man in the world.

01:34:27.660 It was very deliberate actions they took.

01:34:31.720 And they're all great salespeople, great promoters,

01:34:34.380 brilliant business people, Jeff Zuckerberg.

01:34:36.820 It's always for a reason.

01:34:37.960 And so the rules of success are really, really easy.

01:34:40.280 They're, they're, they're knowable, they're learnable and they're out there.

01:34:43.060 I teach them.

01:34:43.780 But if you're not willing to work hard, I'm the role mentor for you.

01:34:46.500 Then don't, don't come to me because you can't do without, but most people is a deal. 0.86

01:34:51.140 Most people are working really fucking hard and not getting results. 0.88

01:34:54.140 Yeah, true. 0.99

01:34:54.780 Work, work smarter, not harder.

01:34:56.140 There you go.

01:34:56.520 Yeah.

01:34:57.180 Was it all worth it?

01:34:58.880 Of course it was.

01:35:00.420 Champ.

01:35:01.300 Hey champ.

01:35:01.600 Not because, well, let me, let me, let me qualify.

01:35:03.740 It was worth it because it brought me to this point in my life.

01:35:06.500 if you're asking if crime pays, right?

01:35:09.680 The crime, well, I will tell you this.

01:35:12.180 If I would have not committed that 3% or 4%, 2%,

01:35:15.740 whatever it was, I'd be worth $5, $10 billion now.

01:35:18.580 That was what brought me down.

01:35:19.800 I didn't make more money because that was,

01:35:22.360 I made money quicker.

01:35:23.880 So usually what happens, a lot of people cut corners.

01:35:26.300 It's not that you would still make it rich,

01:35:28.440 but you make it a little bit, you collapse time, right?

01:35:30.780 My point is, is that I would never change anything.

01:35:34.160 This is my life.

01:35:35.660 It brought me to where I am now.

01:35:37.260 I have an amazing platform around the world

01:35:39.000 to help people, to make money,

01:35:41.540 to spread a great message.

01:35:42.800 And I take great responsibility.

01:35:45.140 I do it really well.

01:35:46.580 But of course I would change certain things.

01:35:50.440 Actions I took that hurt other people.

01:35:52.040 Yes, I wish I could change those, but I can't, okay?

01:35:55.600 The bright side is,

01:35:56.540 is that at least it brought me to this spot now,

01:35:58.520 made me the person I am today.

01:36:00.120 And as I said in the beginning,

01:36:01.460 you're not the mistakes of your past.

01:36:03.340 The only people I don't respect

01:36:04.620 are those that don't learn

01:36:06.420 from their mistakes.

01:36:07.460 That's why I said Billy,

01:36:08.420 the guy from the fire,

01:36:09.800 that's the question

01:36:10.780 and that remains to be seen.

01:36:12.820 So hopefully,

01:36:13.620 I hope the guy comes back

01:36:15.620 and uses his,

01:36:17.880 makes a great story

01:36:18.860 and he becomes really famous

01:36:20.580 and makes a jillion dollars.

01:36:21.520 I hope he does.

01:36:22.640 Hope he does.

01:36:23.920 Hey, Sean, it's Billy McFarlane.

01:36:25.320 Yo, let's go to the audio only right now. 1.00

01:36:27.020 It's the same shit, 0.99

01:36:27.740 just a little bit more, 1.00

01:36:28.780 a little bit deeper than the juicier.

01:36:30.060 I don't know if we can juicier.

01:36:30.860 I'm not leaving.

01:36:31.540 I'm not.

01:36:32.000 I'm not leaving.

01:36:32.580 Oh, you're not gonna,

01:36:33.660 you don't have to. 0.96

01:36:34.000 I'm not fucking leaving. 0.98

01:36:34.660 That's the good news. 0.98

01:36:35.000 I'm not fucking leaving. 0.97

01:36:35.840 I'm not fucking leaving. 0.99

01:36:37.540 I'm not fucking... 1.00

01:36:38.080 Take the National fucking guard 1.00

01:36:39.020 to get me out of here. 1.00

01:36:41.440 Damn, what a fucking podcast. 1.00

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01:36:44.460 Yeah, I really appreciate it, dude.

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01:37:08.140 Alright, here we are. We're still here.

01:37:09.940 Wolf of Wall Street.

01:37:11.600 I just started my Instagram

01:37:13.280 like eight months ago. My son said...

01:37:16.020 Azadi said he was

01:37:17.580 a part of it, too. He said he helped with it.

01:37:19.740 I love it. That's not true.

01:37:21.640 No, he was going to.

01:37:22.880 No, he was going to.

01:37:25.360 And it just, you know, the problem with Azadi,

01:37:27.560 he just simply was geographically in the wrong spot.

01:37:29.880 He was in Vegas. I liked him.

01:37:31.500 I thought he was very smart. He had some good ideas,

01:37:33.380 But, you know, it just wasn't going to work for me

01:37:35.780 with having someone that was in Vegas.

01:37:37.380 And yet, he actually had some really good ideas.

01:37:39.680 I like him.

01:37:40.160 He's an ideas guy.

01:37:40.860 I think he's a good guy.

01:37:42.880 Raul Duke from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,

01:37:45.860 Hunter S. Thompson's book.

01:37:47.340 Who had more of a fun time, you or Raul Duke

01:37:50.880 and Hunter S. Thompson's with Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? 0.99

01:37:53.160 I don't, dude, he was a fucking going hard, that guy, man. 0.95

01:37:55.260 He was the exact opposite of you. 0.99

01:37:56.840 I mean, when you dropped lewds, he dropped tabs of acid.

01:37:59.060 Well, you know, listen, his, you know,

01:38:01.280 famous line was I was going down, you know, I was, you know, the book,

01:38:05.160 I know that book by heart basically, right? You know, you know,

01:38:07.220 it was like fucking, you know, on the way to Vegas, the top down, right? 0.99

01:38:10.240 The bats are screeching down and swooping down, 0.99

01:38:12.440 going a hundred miles an hour to Las Vegas.

01:38:14.060 My attorney was sitting next to me with his wraparound sunglasses,

01:38:16.400 pouring beer on his chest to facilitate the tanning process.

01:38:18.580 I know the whole thing by heart, right? Yeah. Anyway, but, um,

01:38:21.900 he said I had a bag of grass, a bag of screamers and laughers,

01:38:24.440 uppers, downers, right? And, uh, and ether,

01:38:26.760 nothing's more depraved than a man on an ether trip. 0.99

01:38:28.820 I remember the whole fucking book by heart. 0.99

01:38:30.320 So I love that guy, okay? 0.99

01:38:32.980 I was him for Halloween.

01:38:34.240 Yeah, here's the thing, though.

01:38:35.300 I think they were different.

01:38:36.520 Like, I didn't do ether. 0.99

01:38:37.580 I fucking did the fuck up. 0.98

01:38:39.820 Also, I don't do well with, like, psychedelics. 0.99

01:38:42.100 I'm, like, too emotionally unstable.

01:38:44.560 I'm the sort of guy that would take one hit of acid,

01:38:46.620 I'd be dead.

01:38:47.520 I would never come back with it.

01:38:48.720 The only thing I ever did is psychedelics.

01:38:50.480 You don't meditate?

01:38:52.400 Dude, I can't keep my mind. 1.00

01:38:53.620 I got 28 voices in my fucking head. 0.99

01:38:56.280 You know, I'm, like, filming. 1.00

01:38:57.380 And as I'm filming, I got like four fucking things going. 0.98

01:38:59.740 I will say this. 0.99

01:39:00.740 You talk a lot about taking one step down and it leading towards this like slippery slope of depravity.

01:39:07.100 I've heard, and I'm very, like you, very bad at doing it.

01:39:10.640 But I've heard once you take the first step up from meditation, it gets a little bit easier.

01:39:14.200 And some of those voices start to stop.

01:39:15.660 It's like a practice upward.

01:39:18.560 Yeah.

01:39:18.800 No, listen, you know, dude, that'd be great.

01:39:20.240 I would love to do that, really, honestly.

01:39:22.420 And my being facetious, I'd love to do that.

01:39:24.840 I just, I've tried it.

01:39:26.500 i've obviously tried it you know many times transcendental meditation back in in the 90s 0.52

01:39:30.900 i've been to fucking godless how many retreats and i i've never been able to to do it i just

01:39:35.180 haven't you know i fear i'm like that yeah i fear i think i am i'm gonna keep trying though as i 0.89

01:39:40.240 would say my it's just a lifestyle like when you're constantly exposed to so much and so much

01:39:45.300 content so much input other people around you it it's a lifestyle like there are people who can do

01:39:51.200 it but they're more disconnected from that lifestyle from society um i i heard somewhere

01:39:56.820 jonah hill uh it was famously said he had he begged to play the part and that he actually

01:40:01.740 accepted sag minimum true to play is that's true this is true so what what happened uh there like

01:40:07.180 do do they have someone else cast for that role or no he just found out about it from uh

01:40:12.380 i think his agent was over i think caa but i'm not sure i could be wrong um but it was well

01:40:17.860 I mean, you know, like once a Scorsese movie is announced, everyone will work.

01:40:22.360 You get it.

01:40:22.900 Anyone work with Scorsese for like the scale, because look at Margot Robbie, who's on, by

01:40:27.040 the way, Margot, I love it.

01:40:28.520 Wasn't that her first?

01:40:29.900 No, she's done other stuff.

01:40:30.960 But Margot is an incredible human being, but she's the nicest person, Margot Robbie.

01:40:35.120 Really?

01:40:35.600 Oh, my God.

01:40:35.980 Like they don't come any nicer.

01:40:37.200 Wow. 0.60

01:40:37.900 She's awesome.

01:40:38.580 I think I love her.

01:40:39.280 She's unbelievable.

01:40:39.780 Yeah.

01:40:40.420 I think you love a lot.

01:40:41.260 I love her the most.

01:40:42.500 How often were you?

01:40:43.500 She's easy to love, you know?

01:40:44.420 How often were you chilling with Leo on set?

01:40:47.120 Like, would you go and watch him shoot?

01:40:48.560 I spent tons of time with Leo.

01:40:50.780 Got it.

01:40:51.160 Not on set, just tons of time before, like just about a year preparing.

01:40:55.360 And, you know, one thing I don't think people realize about him is he is really serious about what he does.

01:41:01.500 Like I said, he's naturally talented, but, dude, the amount of preparation, this guy tortured himself over every word, every line of script.

01:41:10.940 He wanted everything to be authentic.

01:41:12.540 I mean, he really, you know, again, there's a reason when you see people successful.

01:41:16.180 There's a reason why.

01:41:16.800 He's a talented guy.

01:41:18.900 He works his ass off.

01:41:19.620 Is Wolf of Wall Street your favorite movie?

01:41:22.400 You know, it's hard for me.

01:41:24.240 I wish it wasn't my lifestyle

01:41:25.600 because I love the movie.

01:41:26.880 But, you know, I'll say I've watched

01:41:29.060 the first half a lot.

01:41:32.000 The second half isn't as fun.

01:41:35.160 Were you satisfied with the way Leo played you?

01:41:37.280 Of course.

01:41:37.780 I mean, listen, it could have been a lot worse, right?

01:41:39.040 It could have been played by Danny DeVito.

01:41:41.920 And I love all that.

01:41:42.720 I'm a huge...

01:41:43.140 And I always say that.

01:41:44.600 But I love him against Danny.

01:41:45.520 I love his own style to do. 0.99

01:41:46.800 But, like, listen, it doesn't suck being played by fucking Leo. 0.99

01:41:49.120 Yeah, that's great. 0.99

01:41:50.060 That's awesome, yeah.

01:41:50.800 Who do you want to play you in your life story, Logan?

01:41:52.900 It's tough because-

01:41:53.900 I know who should play you by Matthew McConaughey.

01:41:55.900 You know, we've been hearing this.

01:41:56.860 That's such a common-

01:41:58.240 No, it looks like this a lot.

01:41:59.900 That's the energy you have.

01:42:00.700 Like me in the future, Matthew McConaughey?

01:42:02.420 Yeah.

01:42:03.100 That's a massive-

01:42:04.440 Revolutions, revolutions, you know?

01:42:06.520 Yeah.

01:42:07.160 Keep them on the Ferris wheel, you know? 0.98

01:42:10.080 Fugazi.

01:42:10.580 Fugazi, Fugazi, Wazi's, Woozi's, Fairytale.

01:42:12.740 Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:42:13.580 It's elemental.

01:42:14.160 It's not on the elemental chart, you know?

01:42:16.800 i love this being really ad-libbed that whole thing incredible yeah yeah i heard that yeah what

01:42:21.340 is that i want you to bring me my friend here too much no that was in the book now that was

01:42:25.520 but he ad-libbed the whole thing the whole thing about with the cocaine the hookers that was all 0.74

01:42:29.540 true and the jerk that was all true but that was right from the book but the part about like the uh 0.98

01:42:33.800 the you know the that's a wazis the ferris wheel it's elemental it's fairy dust it's on the ferris 0.99

01:42:37.940 wheel fucking i mean that guy is brilliant yeah yeah how cool is it for you to see so i've spent 0.72

01:42:44.620 some time in sales offices right and i remember prior to wolf of wall street coming out it was 0.98

01:42:49.060 boiler room everybody's talking about me too that guy works for me too crazy yeah it's my second

01:42:53.620 way they made about me crazy and so everybody was always quoting boiler room and then you know those

01:42:58.140 main teams all the guys around with ben affleck he worked for me that guy now how does it feel

01:43:02.700 to see these sales offices loaded up with people quoting wolf well i train most of them i i'm high

01:43:08.460 they're all using my system i have a system they all buy it and they some people buy some people

01:43:12.920 just probably download

01:43:14.020 of who knows

01:43:14.460 what some people do, right?

01:43:15.860 Yeah, watch it on Twitch.

01:43:17.560 No, yeah,

01:43:17.880 but here's the thing though, right?

01:43:19.200 You know, it's awesome 0.87

01:43:20.680 because it's fucking just awesome 0.74

01:43:23.320 and there's no, 0.97

01:43:23.940 I'd be lying to you

01:43:25.140 if I didn't say that.

01:43:25.760 That's great.

01:43:26.520 I mean, you know what I'm saying?

01:43:27.340 It's great to go through life

01:43:28.660 and make an impact, right?

01:43:30.060 And especially when,

01:43:30.980 you know, it's not,

01:43:32.000 so it's kind of a big downturn

01:43:33.560 to come back now.

01:43:34.660 You always say like,

01:43:35.220 my kids are awesome.

01:43:36.980 I have three of the greatest kids.

01:43:38.480 I really do.

01:43:39.020 They're great.

01:43:39.500 They're all well adjusted.

01:43:40.880 They're all successful.

01:43:42.540 They're all wild in their own way,

01:43:44.980 but they're all great, right?

01:43:45.820 You know what?

01:43:46.280 And I think that would have never happened

01:43:47.680 if I would have not,

01:43:49.140 if I would have taken a different path

01:43:51.160 and not turned my mistakes into successes.

01:43:54.220 My kids have seen that.

01:43:55.840 And I think it's the most powerful thing

01:43:57.480 for a child to see, okay?

01:43:59.320 It's someone coming back from failure.

01:44:00.800 Comeback stories.

01:44:01.600 And how hard,

01:44:02.380 and Bowen knows how hard I worked.

01:44:04.340 Like literally 18 hours,

01:44:05.620 you know,

01:44:06.000 and he saw how I was to struggle

01:44:09.340 and and that builds muscle for people who watch i watching that it builds belief more than anything

01:44:14.740 logan's logan says something a lot um about breaking down muscle and what is it again you

01:44:19.280 said yeah just like going to the gym anything you do it's like the reason you go to the gym

01:44:22.280 is to break down your muscle so it can increase it can heal and and repair itself stronger than

01:44:26.380 it was you got it here's the problem i'll tell you the present the interesting thing so what

01:44:30.800 you're saying is a thousand percent true right and we know that and we also know that when we

01:44:36.240 go to the gym and we break down

01:44:38.440 our muscle and we look

01:44:40.240 in the mirror the next day, we don't look

01:44:42.220 any different. But do we go

01:44:44.200 back to the gym again? Yes.

01:44:46.120 Because we know that we actually

01:44:48.300 did make progress. It's just

01:44:50.220 imperceptible. 0.99

01:44:52.080 Success is the same fucking thing. 0.99

01:44:54.280 What happens, people, they'll work 0.99

01:44:56.160 hard, they'll study, they'll learn, they'll grow.

01:44:58.040 I'm not rich. You know what?

01:45:00.200 You've got to keep doing it

01:45:02.060 and doing it. And before you know it, it's three months later. You're like, fuck.

01:45:03.960 Look at me. I'm fucking ripped. 1.00

01:45:05.780 you get it's the same thing most things in life most progress is made below the visible below the 0.99

01:45:13.800 water line and it's only when it breaks into the visible it's like wow it's worth you will make

01:45:18.480 you start off over here you're negative 50 and then you start rising up rising that's massive

01:45:23.080 progress you might not be making a fucking dollar you might be broke in poverty your life but you're

01:45:27.360 making huge progress yeah people give up too early because they can't see you know that's why that's 0.79

01:45:32.880 why i say a lot some of the some of the biggest achievers in life and in my eyes are people that

01:45:37.740 have come back from massive downfalls and so these are the addicts the homeless people that have that

01:45:43.540 have made anything out of their life because if you look at some people who started at zero and

01:45:48.300 made it to 50 great they did they did 50 growth you brought down trump all right right article

01:45:54.420 in the times right right about he lost a billion dollars and i was asked this question about what

01:45:58.520 do you think about it? I'm like, fuck, dude, I'm impressed. 0.99

01:46:00.880 He lost a billion dollars and came back. 1.00

01:46:02.500 Wow. That's fucking not easy to do. 0.99

01:46:04.780 A billion bucks. He lost a billion dollars and came back. 0.99

01:46:06.300 He was actually the

01:46:08.260 largest tax

01:46:10.340 loser for 10 years.

01:46:12.720 Yeah, 10 years. 0.99

01:46:13.280 I read every paper. I don't see. I read the

01:46:16.400 liberal and the conservative. I always want to be

01:46:18.340 informed by both sides. I never, because I hate people

01:46:20.520 who just read Echo Chamber. The reason I know

01:46:22.520 all this stuff is I read both sides

01:46:24.440 every day, right? If you could only read one, what would you

01:46:26.480 read? I would never do that. I wouldn't read one.

01:46:28.080 If you had to, Fox, because I can't take the liberals because there's too much nonsense there.

01:46:33.880 But here's the thing.

01:46:34.640 If you look at it, I believe in so much of the liberal agenda.

01:46:39.000 But it's – see, understand this.

01:46:40.400 Liberals today are not what it was 20 years – how is a liberal?

01:46:44.460 My parents are liberals, right?

01:46:45.820 And I love – there's so much of it that I love and embrace on a personal level.

01:46:50.260 I'm the most liberal person socially, every – I mean, dude, in gay marriage, 0.99

01:46:54.960 how could you possibly give a fuck what someone else does with their life? 0.99

01:46:58.080 yeah like i think it's criminal and that's i think they're like the and i feel by the religious 0.99

01:47:02.240 they right they miss that like just such it's dude how could you you know you get a yes as long

01:47:07.180 as you're not hurting someone else right i mean what the hell right yep but that being said this

01:47:13.440 this is insanity right now where it's all based on emotion and i so you have to now sift through 0.73

01:47:19.140 all this shit to get to the real good stuff but i always read both because there's a lot of stuff 0.91

01:47:23.700 I agree with there as well. 0.93

01:47:24.900 Like I got AOC and the credit cards,

01:47:27.120 the 15% capital.

01:47:28.280 I'm onto everything here.

01:47:29.960 Because if I'm not, you know,

01:47:31.120 if I just watch one, you know,

01:47:33.400 then you're, then you would be.

01:47:35.500 And I like, I love Hannity,

01:47:36.500 but dude, he's Hannity.

01:47:37.460 He's a, and he's,

01:47:38.380 I honestly, one thing is that 1.00

01:47:39.640 he's a fucking complete, 0.99

01:47:40.560 he's a conservative pundit. 1.00

01:47:42.000 He's not there for news.

01:47:43.480 For sure.

01:47:43.660 So, you know, when you're watching,

01:47:44.960 the problem is on CNN right now,

01:47:46.560 this guy, Don Lennon,

01:47:47.440 he's not, he's probably pretend

01:47:48.680 he's a real commentator.

01:47:50.320 He's not.

01:47:51.160 And that's okay.

01:47:51.960 Just say that.

01:47:52.420 It's his opinion.

01:47:53.060 I agree.

01:47:53.700 that's not right

01:47:54.540 because he's entitled

01:47:56.260 to have his opinion

01:47:56.700 but you know

01:47:57.340 you know what

01:47:58.180 I've started doing

01:47:58.880 watching BBC

01:48:00.020 and I do

01:48:01.260 by the way

01:48:01.620 I watch BBC

01:48:02.400 and I'm like

01:48:03.160 great

01:48:03.480 wow

01:48:03.840 what a great

01:48:04.280 you're like

01:48:05.740 wait a second

01:48:06.540 what

01:48:07.320 yeah

01:48:08.000 so

01:48:09.200 because you get news 1.00

01:48:10.480 you get fucking news 1.00

01:48:11.880 on BBC 1.00

01:48:12.460 I travel

01:48:13.320 I travel so

01:48:14.300 that happened to me

01:48:14.900 the first time

01:48:15.420 I really started traveling

01:48:16.220 in 2009

01:48:17.380 and went in this world tour

01:48:18.920 and you start

01:48:19.820 reading other news

01:48:20.840 like BBC 0.99

01:48:21.400 I'm like holy shit 0.71

01:48:23.140 It's like a different new piece out there. 0.89

01:48:24.900 It's very interesting.

01:48:25.740 So I always go through that.

01:48:27.540 I have on my website, I have a news thing.

01:48:29.260 It goes every single one.

01:48:30.220 I just go through them, you know?

01:48:31.180 Right.

01:48:32.080 So let's talk about something.

01:48:34.440 Let's talk about, let me ask,

01:48:35.240 can I ask you guys a question?

01:48:36.100 Yeah.

01:48:36.500 All right.

01:48:37.040 I want you guys to tell me,

01:48:38.420 because it's always intrigued me about you guys,

01:48:40.060 you and your bro.

01:48:40.980 Okay.

01:48:41.300 I met your bro many years ago.

01:48:43.120 We have a mutual friend, Mark Roberts,

01:48:44.580 who I love.

01:48:45.100 Mark Roberts, my roommate back in the day.

01:48:46.800 Such an important person.

01:48:47.840 He's the greatest guy.

01:48:48.520 I love Mark, right?

01:48:49.640 He's the most helpful person

01:48:50.980 when you go to Miami ever.

01:48:52.460 Hell yeah.

01:48:53.460 11, right?

01:48:54.160 11.

01:48:54.940 No, but Mark is just a brilliant,

01:48:57.100 he's really a brilliant guy, okay?

01:48:59.200 And a loyal friend too, right?

01:49:01.680 So I met your brother very early.

01:49:03.560 He was, because his son, Justin,

01:49:05.060 was getting involved in the whole thing.

01:49:06.160 He met with your brother, right?

01:49:07.140 So what I want to know,

01:49:08.660 what was, how did you guys start 0.99

01:49:11.220 this whole fucking thing? 0.98

01:49:12.280 Like, what separates, okay, 0.99

01:49:13.600 so you're the most famous YouTuber guy, right?

01:49:16.480 I want to know what was the real,

01:49:17.840 what was the moment?

01:49:18.780 What was this, was there something that you did?

01:49:20.860 My life, I invented the straight line.

01:49:22.400 I can look at one moment and say, I did that, bam.

01:49:25.080 Is it one moment or no?

01:49:26.100 It was a series of moments.

01:49:27.020 It was a series.

01:49:27.860 Is there any one big one that said it all?

01:49:30.660 When you look and say, you know what, guys, this is actually real?

01:49:33.460 I don't.

01:49:34.760 I don't have that moment.

01:49:35.860 There was one, like, minor thing.

01:49:39.100 I made a Vine back when Vine existed.

01:49:42.020 Six-second videos?

01:49:42.820 Yeah.

01:49:43.380 And one of my Vines got re-Vined.

01:49:46.240 There was, like, a retweet by a bigger account.

01:49:48.580 And I went from, like, 900 to, like, 5,000 followers. 0.60

01:49:51.320 and like at the time of course that's the biggest fucking moment of my life it's the greatest thing

01:49:55.320 i had going for me but also like 4100 followers yeah but what you realized from that moment though

01:50:02.180 is wait a second if i could scale that if i get lots of people yeah yeah for sure that's a business

01:50:05.820 for sure did that occur to you at the time yeah for sure that was always a moment so you had to

01:50:09.740 think deep so that was a moment you realized there was perhaps a business model there right yeah so

01:50:13.660 what did you do see here's the thing tommy chong told me to write a book and i did guess what he

01:50:19.280 told 50 people to write a book how many people had that same moment you did but didn't follow

01:50:24.040 from now yo i tripled down bro you got so that's triple down yeah yeah yeah so you can always look

01:50:29.000 back so you so okay so what happened next is he triple down and it just started to sell more more 0.98

01:50:33.120 more and then i'm like oh yo shit shit i'm actually and before you know it they're starting 0.93

01:50:36.360 to come to you to retweet shit right and that's that right my guess is that his aha moment was 0.99

01:50:41.520 the moment he said i'm gonna make a video he picked i was gonna say the moment i picked up 0.95

01:50:45.520 camera rose you know what i'm saying hey i like this i'm pretty good at this i'm gonna put this

01:50:49.620 video online and that was the that was your his straight line yeah you know what i do with your

01:50:54.400 story and then your story my story is crazy bro it's a long one i i don't know i was you're talking

01:50:59.520 to me i was i don't i was a i was a crazy normal normal parameter of crazy scale i'll give you a

01:51:06.340 quick quick one i was a normal middle class kid in connecticut fell into the oxycontin you know

01:51:12.420 Wave in 2003

01:51:14.080 Was an Oxycon

01:51:15.440 And heroin addict

01:51:16.100 For 10 years

01:51:16.900 Climbed out of that

01:51:18.480 I feel your pain pal

01:51:18.940 Yeah bro 1.00

01:51:19.460 Climbed out of that shit 1.00

01:51:20.560 Through detox 1.00

01:51:21.920 Rehab

01:51:22.580 50 days in rehab 1.00

01:51:23.440 All that shit 1.00

01:51:24.040 And then my 1.00

01:51:25.200 My aha moment

01:51:26.500 Is

01:51:27.180 Were you snorting them?

01:51:28.020 Snorting 40 milligram ounces?

01:51:28.920 I wasn't an intravenous guy

01:51:30.040 How many at a time?

01:51:30.860 I was doing 580s a day

01:51:32.560 580s a day

01:51:33.300 Yeah

01:51:33.580 So would you snort

01:51:34.360 One and one

01:51:34.880 160 or how much

01:51:36.320 No 160s

01:51:37.700 I would snort

01:51:38.120 No it's like 80 and 80

01:51:39.140 One OC 80 at a time

01:51:40.440 Okay so 40 and 40

01:51:41.740 Okay, got it.

01:51:42.680 Just trying to get a sense of the...

01:51:43.620 Only the left notion.

01:51:44.760 What is that?

01:51:45.500 What is that like compare in drug world?

01:51:48.260 Like, where's that lie?

01:51:49.320 Is that...

01:51:49.420 Me?

01:51:49.780 Is that a lie?

01:51:50.620 It's like a flub, you know? 1.00

01:51:53.060 Dude, I was fucked. 1.00

01:51:54.320 I was fucked. 1.00

01:51:54.900 But for an average person, 1.00

01:51:57.260 if you sniff an Oxycontin,

01:51:58.380 you're dead.

01:51:58.880 You're dead, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:51:59.640 Immediate death. 1.00

01:52:00.340 You would die, you would die. 0.88

01:52:01.140 I was back then.

01:52:01.900 Okay, just so you guys know,

01:52:03.360 I was taking something called,

01:52:04.840 before Oxycontin...

01:52:05.920 Dilaudid, right?

01:52:07.080 No, no, no.

01:52:07.540 Before Oxy...

01:52:08.480 Before Oxycontin existed,

01:52:10.180 i was taking something called ms content oh yeah i remember morphine sulfate continuous so the

01:52:15.660 difference is oxycontin is synthetic morphine based right so but they're both continue they're

01:52:20.540 long acting you crush it up and snort it so i was i had a bad back injury it was real so i was

01:52:25.520 getting i was on ms content for years and years and years right so i had a massive tolerance to

01:52:29.860 that as well i understand you can take huge amounts it's like unbelievable what you can do

01:52:33.240 you know um so and then did you were you balancing out with coke and stuff though everything yeah

01:52:37.740 coke ended up with a crack habit for a couple years and that was when it really started to

01:52:41.240 i started to go downhill right and so uh once i got clean and got straightened out my big thing

01:52:47.080 like like picking up the camera for me was also picking up a camera believe it or not i started

01:52:52.060 shooting photography and i realized that in life you can simply if you if you do it the right way

01:52:57.840 you can simply become things like you i i tell i've said this before i've never told i never told

01:53:02.840 anyone hey i'm trying out photography or i'm trying out drone aerial cinematography i said

01:53:09.160 hey do it to become an expert no i ended up i started making business cards and i said i am

01:53:13.260 one of the best photographers in the state so that i've never shot anything in my life you know

01:53:18.340 that's called acting as if yes but now here's the thing that that's an excellent strategy i did it

01:53:23.080 when i was 12 right right i wanted to give magic shows i saw david copperfield make the statue 0.99

01:53:29.400 I was like, fuck. 0.98

01:53:30.700 I put an ad in pennysaver, children's parties. 1.00

01:53:33.260 The phone starts ringing off.

01:53:34.260 Look, I never did know one trick.

01:53:35.760 Right.

01:53:36.180 Okay?

01:53:37.100 But it forced me.

01:53:39.300 My father took me to a magic store called Lewis Tannen in Manhattan.

01:53:42.200 Great memories for me.

01:53:43.360 And I became Belfort, the amazing Belfort.

01:53:45.140 Right.

01:53:46.360 But the difference with you, and this is important for the audience, right?

01:53:50.320 That's a great strategy.

01:53:52.760 But the lie becoming the truth, see, that's acting as if.

01:53:57.200 The lie becoming the truth.

01:53:58.080 the lie doesn't usually become the truth

01:53:59.780 unless you work your,

01:54:00.900 how hard did you work though

01:54:02.140 to become an expert?

01:54:03.480 Extremely hard.

01:54:03.800 So you position yourself as an expert

01:54:05.560 and you rapidly close the knowledge gap, right?

01:54:07.980 That's the secret.

01:54:08.800 Yes.

01:54:09.100 And that's what I continue to do.

01:54:10.340 I mean, when it was time to come on the podcast,

01:54:12.320 when it was time to do stuff with him,

01:54:13.660 there's a lot of things that I'm not an expert on

01:54:15.400 and I jump in, I work my ass off

01:54:17.220 and I try to get better.

01:54:18.100 And it's, by the way,

01:54:19.240 it's also having some of, 0.99

01:54:20.300 it's also having some of the best fucking mentors 0.99

01:54:22.260 in the world. 0.99

01:54:23.160 Can I taste it?

01:54:23.820 I said this to, 0.99

01:54:25.340 I had this girl working for me, 1.00

01:54:26.400 terrible employee. 1.00

01:54:27.340 she's gone the one we have one dead weight she's gone i'm sure you know the hell about that right

01:54:31.480 anyway you know bowen's already he's like rolling his eyes back there because he couldn't take it

01:54:35.360 right but here's the thing you know i said she's like well like you know i have to ask all these 0.78

01:54:40.040 questions i said let me fucking just tell you something every person in this office including 0.83

01:54:45.300 me goes for saying i wonder when they'll find out i don't know what i'm doing everyone when 0.91

01:54:50.380 they'll find out that i really don't know every because you know why everyone goes through life

01:54:53.820 not really knowing because we push ourselves.

01:54:56.440 I'm always pushing myself to the next level.

01:54:59.180 So I step into situations

01:55:01.160 where I'm not really quite an expert yet.

01:55:03.440 And I force myself to become an expert.

01:55:06.080 Thrown into the fire.

01:55:07.200 Thrown into the fire.

01:55:08.060 So we're on some level, all of us,

01:55:10.480 and it's not fraudulent.

01:55:12.200 It's acting as if.

01:55:13.440 It's having the confidence to know

01:55:14.640 if you put yourself out there.

01:55:16.320 Another example, when I started writing my book,

01:55:18.880 I was concerned that I would never finish

01:55:20.460 because I'd never written a book before.

01:55:21.460 So you know what I didn't?

01:55:22.240 As soon as I got out of jail, started writing,

01:55:23.340 had 15 pages i was nervous i couldn't finish it i went to my daughter 10 years old back then i said

01:55:29.580 guess what chandler daddy's gonna write a bestseller she's like oh my god yeah now you gotta do it i

01:55:34.580 gave myself and she goes mommy mommy now i really gotta do it right okay so you know he's like bing

01:55:39.300 right okay but the point is is that i backed myself into a corner and i gave myself no choice

01:55:46.220 but to succeed i think the consequences of fail are so dire and unthinkable you get it and

01:55:51.500 Now, that works really well when you're your age, most of your audience, right?

01:55:57.500 You have no responsibilities to speak of right now. 0.98

01:55:59.760 You can just go out there and take fucking risks and go for it. 0.97

01:56:02.380 You really can right now. 0.96

01:56:03.620 When you get a little bit older, you never want to lose that passion, that ability.

01:56:07.260 But you have to balance out your risk with responsibilities to family and things.

01:56:11.240 You just can't go wild because you destroy your family, right?

01:56:14.440 But it's such a powerful thing.

01:56:16.180 The most powerful lesson is that's how people become successful.

01:56:19.860 you put yourself out there you position yourself as an expert but you gotta be real damn straight

01:56:24.480 closing that knowledge gap right yeah i i and so i i did move from that quickly i moved from

01:56:29.780 photo into marketing and so i just started doing marketing and i i went to a guy that started this

01:56:35.340 this company here that just went public and told him hey listen i'm a social media marketing expert

01:56:40.620 i know how to sell ads buy ads all that i you know did the same thing but and he took me on

01:56:46.360 I became very good under him.

01:56:47.380 And then the brand team for the company took me on.

01:56:49.480 And now I'm in,

01:56:50.140 now I'm meeting with people with $50 million budgets and I'm sitting in 0.96

01:56:53.320 these boardrooms with literally no fucking clue what I'm doing.

01:56:56.240 And so that was the biggest, 0.98

01:56:57.860 that was the biggest learning.

01:57:00.700 Listen,

01:57:00.920 all you kids watching,

01:57:03.620 you have a huge advantage,

01:57:04.520 right?

01:57:04.740 Because everyone like me,

01:57:06.700 I will never understand this world.

01:57:09.680 Like you will.

01:57:10.820 I just won't.

01:57:11.600 And I don't try to have my son for that.

01:57:13.480 In other words,

01:57:14.140 I didn't grow up,

01:57:15.280 You guys grew up with social media and all this stuff.

01:57:18.380 I didn't grow up.

01:57:19.140 Dude, we didn't have this stuff when I was a kid.

01:57:20.560 So I can't quite grasp some of the nuances like you guys can.

01:57:25.860 So what do I do?

01:57:26.520 I mean, I can't do it.

01:57:27.780 No, I just have my people.

01:57:29.160 I'm an expert.

01:57:29.560 My son became an expert, right?

01:57:30.680 He's awesome.

01:57:31.340 He understands.

01:57:32.140 He'll do this.

01:57:32.620 I'm like, what do you want to do?

01:57:33.780 He wanted to like start our own social network. 1.00

01:57:35.180 It's so stupid. 1.00

01:57:35.860 Took off like a rock. 1.00

01:57:36.680 I'm like, why would people want to fucking post shit? 1.00

01:57:38.620 Sure enough, I don't get it, right? 1.00

01:57:40.420 It doesn't occur to me.

01:57:41.600 So the idea is, listen, you know, there's two types of people as well, right?

01:57:45.120 those that think they know it all themselves i surround myself with people who know the things

01:57:48.900 i don't yeah yeah what was your moment similar to logan i picked up a camera when i was super young

01:57:55.240 and so i knew the fine how old are you now you're 12 now i was like yeah i was 26 26 i was like

01:58:02.680 i have pants that are older than you okay yeah i was like probably like eight somewhere eight

01:58:08.020 years old very young what kind of camera was it it was on a tape recorder tape oh like v like yeah

01:58:14.540 yeah um like those big suckers yeah yeah my grandpa had them so my sister and i started

01:58:20.980 filming videos and then i'll fast forward all the way to college because i hated school so film was

01:58:26.220 like the only thing that i could escape having to study having to do any school work where'd you go

01:58:31.500 to school uh michigan in calamazoo yeah um and so yeah hated school film was like the only thing i

01:58:40.100 could do to get away the only thing that actually like kept me floating i was a really good swimmer

01:58:44.420 So I swam at Michigan state, uh, stopped swimming my freshman year.

01:58:47.880 And then I went really hard with film and I started filming all the sports

01:58:52.780 games. Uh, I got to do shoots for ESPN down in Kansas and Oklahoma.

01:58:57.040 But then I realized real quick, there's no money in sports.

01:58:59.940 So I switched to doing more corporate stuff.

01:59:02.600 And like we were describing earlier,

01:59:04.040 like law of attraction and mindset and like putting out what you want.

01:59:07.960 I started reading books where I figured that out around the end of my junior

01:59:11.700 year and um i became super passionate about education like i i was 40 000 in debt in my

01:59:19.860 senior year of college and i was like this is absolutely fucked like i'm right i'm making a 0.55

01:59:25.540 killing in business outside of school but school's not teaching me any of this right so i actually 0.85

01:59:29.840 dropped out of school my senior year five weeks before i graduated and just went all in with my

01:59:34.220 film career and went all in with the idea to change education so my one moment um i was walking down

01:59:41.140 the hallway with my best friend at the time uh who actually became like we became kind of enemies

01:59:46.280 after this um we were walking down the hallway and he was like i was like hey would you like

01:59:52.400 to change education like do you would you like to make this system better because we've always

01:59:57.840 talked about how whack it is he's like oh yeah i'd like to set up like a foundation so like by

02:00:02.280 the time i'm maybe like 50 60 i have like a scholarship program or something and then it

02:00:07.120 clicked for me right there i was like i'm gonna change the whole thing by the time i'm 30

02:00:10.600 and that's what he's doing now there you go so that's your business so changing the education

02:00:14.580 system like i went on a journey to find out why education is the way it is what are you doing to

02:00:18.680 change it documentary but then i'm gonna create a curriculum through all the people i've interviewed

02:00:24.900 in the film like you're making more like a practical curriculum more like you know yeah

02:00:28.780 something to help traditional schools like the one i grew up in shift to here's the thing right

02:00:35.260 you know being more open to more progressive systems you know i hate that word progressive

02:00:39.420 boy um no no i'll tell you i'll tell you let me tell you something you know when we travel the

02:00:43.820 world like go to australia you know not everyone goes to college there and it's all right yeah

02:00:48.820 they're trees they call them and they make a lot of money live great lives you know it's like

02:00:53.440 there's other paths yeah you know you know education could be you know you know in these

02:00:59.060 trades like the united states like we got in the way you ever see that guy from dirty jobs i love

02:01:03.700 that guy yeah mike roe yeah unbelievable right so there's you know colleges that's like yeah for

02:01:08.460 some people like my daughter absolutely she needed it she made the most of it and she'll

02:01:12.120 have a great career and she's graduating next week i'm going out there for what what she's

02:01:17.520 in graduate school now she's a psychology degree oh psychology master's yeah master yeah yeah and

02:01:21.780 she got a phd the whole thing right she's a brilliant girl hardworking and she's awesome

02:01:25.060 congratulations what's her name chandler chandler chandler right and she's great chandler good job

02:01:29.800 i said what's up chandler he's the best are you trying to hit on his daughter what is wrong with

02:01:34.660 that's good bro i'm dating someone everybody calm down so anyway so so um no interesting story right

02:01:41.000 so um so the documentary i mean you're shooting a documentary yeah yeah i've been working on it

02:01:45.360 for five years since i dropped out of college um it's pretty unique because i dropped out five

02:01:50.880 weeks before i graduated i still i still don't know if i get that and you know because i i grew

02:01:55.560 up thinking if i have this piece of paper i'll be that you that i need it to succeed and so i

02:02:00.900 dropped out i've never looked back i met jake i met logan and yeah i got a question how did you

02:02:07.420 guys want me what's the company their list so let me how'd you how'd you you're asking questions

02:02:10.880 a lot of fans i'll be honest with you they want to know ah forget it no why don't you just say 0.98

02:02:16.580 we can sit here all day and do this but our next guest is over here sitting in the fucking corner 0.90

02:02:21.240 drinking gatorade i don't know how else to say it quick beautiful how are you i'm sorry she's 0.99

02:02:26.800 Married to Tommy Lee.

02:02:28.040 Married to Tommy Lee. 0.99

02:02:29.160 I fucking love him, by the way. 0.98

02:02:30.380 Awesome. 0.95

02:02:30.840 I just saw this great movie, by the way.

02:02:32.980 Quick, quick note.

02:02:33.660 The Dirt?

02:02:34.440 Yeah.

02:02:34.900 You watched it?

02:02:35.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:02:36.420 It was great.

02:02:37.120 I was done.

02:02:38.420 I was like, these guys are living like us.

02:02:40.200 You want to hear the quote?

02:02:41.400 The best line of that movie,

02:02:43.140 is that other rock bands act crazy

02:02:46.580 and do it because they think that's what rock people do. 0.99

02:02:48.540 They just did it because they're fucking Motley Crue. 0.98

02:02:50.620 That's who they were, right? 0.99

02:02:51.580 That's authentic, right?

02:02:52.740 That always came through with him.

02:02:54.680 It really always came through with those guys.

02:02:56.360 amazing great movie and he's amazing

02:02:58.180 should we do a five second how we met

02:03:00.040 really quick and end it there

02:03:01.900 why don't you guys come on my podcast

02:03:03.160 I'm launching my podcast in the next

02:03:06.260 couple of weeks

02:03:06.720 the Wolf's Den

02:03:08.760 my son came up with that

02:03:11.540 and got your man

02:03:14.000 by the way Colin

02:03:15.060 great guy

02:03:15.920 I had everybody ask you to do a podcast

02:03:20.500 and I never wanted to do it until I met Colin

02:03:22.520 let's go 0.99

02:03:23.560 oh shit 0.99

02:03:25.200 same by the way 1.00

02:03:26.320 no same

02:03:27.400 Colin was like

02:03:28.540 yo you should do a podcast

02:03:29.400 I was like 1.00

02:03:29.840 fuck it 1.00

02:03:30.780 and then I built the set 1.00

02:03:31.560 and now I have to do it

02:03:32.420 you guys know Dan Flashman as well

02:03:33.820 of course

02:03:34.520 Dan's amazing

02:03:35.500 I love Dan

02:03:36.120 so Dan's

02:03:36.940 you know what I love about Dan

02:03:37.860 last thing I'll say

02:03:38.480 is that Dan

02:03:39.140 is just like the most 0.99

02:03:40.300 helpful fucking guy 0.98

02:03:41.440 so amazing 0.99

02:03:41.980 and does not ask for anything

02:03:43.320 and that's why he's rich

02:03:44.920 and successful

02:03:45.580 but Dan just said

02:03:46.720 you gotta meet this guy

02:03:47.620 Dan Kinnett

02:03:48.020 and that was that

02:03:48.560 he gets it through giving

02:03:49.420 no he's unbelievable

02:03:49.980 he's amazing

02:03:50.640 oh yo Jordan Belfort

02:03:51.440 thank you bro

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - May 29, 2019

The Untold Stories of The WOLF OF WALL STREET, Jordan Belfort - IMPAULSIVE EP. 81

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