Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 31, 2024


Our Ex Co-Host Is BACK! Life After IMPAULSIVE, Meeting Jesus, Logan Addresses WWE Injury

Mentioned
The John Cena Interview Rick Ross on Adin Ross Getting Scammed, Defends Taylor Swift & Kanye West, Addresses Nicki Minaj

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 36 minutes

Words per minute

191.81

Word count

18,464

Sentence count

544

Harmful content

Misogyny

13

sentences flagged

Toxicity

184

sentences flagged

Hate speech

96

sentences flagged


Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.160 Breaking story from Alpine News Network.
00:00:03.440 Homeowners Tony and Janet needed to consolidate their debt.
00:00:06.720 They called Alpine Credits.
00:00:08.740 In a flash, an Alpine Credits superhero appeared in their kitchen.
00:00:13.120 Using telekinesis, she consolidated their debt into one low monthly payment.
00:00:17.920 She then used her powers to make the dirty dishes disappear forever. 0.91
00:00:23.020 Own your home, need a loan, Alpine Credits can help. 0.99
00:00:26.460 Alpine Credits, where homeowners get approved.
00:00:30.920 Lisa, tell them about our new show.
00:00:33.460 We have a new podcast.
00:00:34.880 It's called Don't Lie to Me.
00:00:36.260 I'm Lexi Iwanu.
00:00:37.420 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
00:00:41.380 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,
00:00:43.560 which means we have wildly different references,
00:00:45.980 occasionally different opinions.
00:00:47.400 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
00:00:50.240 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,
00:00:53.100 Good Taste is my business.
00:00:55.320 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
00:00:58.180 or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:01:00.000 Hi, this is Kylie Brakeman,
00:01:03.760 Angela Jaritana,
00:01:04.700 Jeremy Culhane,
00:01:05.400 Patrick McDonald,
00:01:06.340 and we're the hosts of the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists podcast.
00:01:10.160 The Improvised Character Comedy Podcast,
00:01:12.180 where each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft.
00:01:16.000 Join us for a panel of Eurovision participants.
00:01:19.060 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.
00:01:21.280 Does the Pope dress up?
00:01:22.640 He winks on Halloween.
00:01:24.900 He gets right up next to the microphone.
00:01:26.160 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.
00:01:29.560 You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.
00:01:35.060 Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:01:42.540 I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast, the true crime comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it.
00:01:52.580 Each week I bring on an amazing guest.
00:01:54.460 Ooh, I scammed them.
00:01:55.660 What?
00:01:56.120 I could talk to you for an hour.
00:01:57.520 You're a generational yapper, like me.
00:01:59.560 That's why I had to make yapping a job.
00:02:01.680 And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube.
00:02:04.920 Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app,
00:02:07.900 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:02:10.800 Scam Goddess!
00:02:12.760 Well, I saw Jesus, but I also saw George.
00:02:14.700 Today?
00:02:16.580 Wait, should I talk about it?
00:02:17.640 Yeah, I saw George on an airplane.
00:02:20.340 Really?
00:02:20.840 Yeah.
00:02:21.420 For real?
00:02:21.940 Yeah, I was getting loaded up to come here the other day.
00:02:29.560 The idea of all of us as ex-co-hosts is sick.
00:02:36.380 I think the idea is...
00:02:37.380 All of us?
00:02:38.380 Did you use accordion slip?
00:02:39.380 No matter.
00:02:40.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:41.380 Hey, man, it's been a good run, Logan, but the $2,300 I made in the past six months
00:02:45.240 is not good.
00:02:46.240 Stop saying that, bro.
00:02:48.240 Everyone's going to know we don't make any money from this show.
00:02:50.840 You guys, that's the good news of you leaving.
00:02:52.840 You're missing out on no financial gains.
00:02:54.840 Stop.
00:02:55.840 You make money.
00:02:56.840 You make money.
00:02:57.840 We were talking yesterday.
00:02:58.840 Spencer and I got a lot of O's.
00:02:59.540 those residual checks that just said $0 every week.
00:03:02.640 Yeah, yeah, six months.
00:03:04.880 Yeah, we definitely send checks that say
00:03:06.640 you've made no money.
00:03:08.240 I'm still getting them.
00:03:09.480 I get them all the time.
00:03:10.520 Look, we don't do this show for the money.
00:03:12.980 We do it because we love you guys.
00:03:14.960 We like, that's it.
00:03:17.300 We love you guys.
00:03:18.400 Well, and the- 0.87
00:03:20.160 Are you f***ing- 0.98
00:03:21.060 Did you just- 1.00
00:03:22.700 Did you really just do that?
00:03:23.660 I was about to start the show.
00:03:25.440 He was about to start the show.
00:03:27.800 Can I go?
00:03:29.540 I'm sorry.
00:03:30.340 I mean, I don't know.
00:03:32.040 This is why we don't get paid.
00:03:34.040 We're talking over each other.
00:03:35.000 That's a lot of co-hosts.
00:03:36.100 Amateurs.
00:03:37.880 Welcome back to Impossum, guys.
00:03:39.520 The number one podcast in the world.
00:03:43.720 Thank you guys for listening, watching, viewing, and subscribing.
00:03:46.840 We're all a little loose right now, and I'll tell you why.
00:03:49.000 We're in Miami.
00:03:49.880 We're in Miami.
00:03:51.000 We got the gang back.
00:03:53.260 The boys are back.
00:03:54.240 Matt Lembilski and Spencer Taylor are in the house.
00:03:59.540 Clap.
00:04:00.680 Ex-co-hosts that we bullied off.
00:04:04.640 Here to tell our story.
00:04:07.840 Please expose us on the show.
00:04:10.480 Please.
00:04:11.100 Be careful, Jeff.
00:04:12.200 It's good to have you guys back.
00:04:13.940 It's going to be back.
00:04:14.700 And I had a taxing day yesterday.
00:04:16.560 Let me tell you something.
00:04:17.720 What'd you do?
00:04:20.440 Kevin Owens is better than I thought.
00:04:24.120 He's good.
00:04:24.900 He's very good.
00:04:25.640 I made fun of him frequently.
00:04:27.800 I called him all sorts of things.
00:04:29.900 I called him Humpty Dumpty of WWE.
00:04:32.380 I called him a school, a four-year-old schoolboy
00:04:35.700 could dress like a teenager.
00:04:40.500 You did, too.
00:04:42.880 You did, too.
00:04:45.160 Yeah, all sorts of things.
00:04:46.580 What's up, fellow kids?
00:04:48.960 I underestimated him, and I'm in a little bit of pain.
00:04:53.320 I'm in a little bit of pain.
00:04:54.440 For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about,
00:04:55.720 I did retain my title, against all odds, for the first time.
00:04:58.920 You end up in the league, that's the world rumbling.
00:05:02.920 You know, that's all it takes, one title defense at a time.
00:05:05.720 Who knows, at this rate, I could be the next Roman Reigns.
00:05:08.720 And I'm in vain, but I bled.
00:05:11.720 Roman Reigns.
00:05:12.720 Roman Reigns.
00:05:13.720 You smell good.
00:05:14.720 Spencer's been smelling me.
00:05:15.720 Yeah.
00:05:16.720 Yeah, you smell good.
00:05:17.720 Smell like victory.
00:05:19.720 You're gonna smell like victory after tonight, Detroit Lions.
00:05:22.720 Let's ball game go.
00:05:24.720 you scheduled this episode 0.99
00:05:26.660 during the shit 1.00
00:05:28.020 Schmitz was from Detroit 1.00
00:05:29.480 this is a big deal
00:05:30.940 if the Cleveland Browns were going to the Super Bowl
00:05:35.120 I would not be on this
00:05:36.600 you went into outer space
00:05:40.660 on the Frog Squash
00:05:41.460 I do want to just say that one thing 0.99
00:05:43.420 you got higher than me in fucking 2004 0.98
00:05:46.100 you were in outer space 0.99
00:05:49.300 that was a good pop
00:05:50.860 I was sending it
00:05:51.940 the position of the match 1.00
00:05:54.340 was difficult uh we were after the woman's world rumble and the fatal four-way with roman reigns
00:06:00.820 where he also retained his championship and paul hayman after the match comes out he did everyone's
00:06:06.500 like chest out they knew they just blew the roof off of roman paul hayman goes come here so this
00:06:12.340 missions be over and i'm like what's up boy he goes you want some motivation absolutely he goes
00:06:17.460 He goes, he's ruthless man, I'll be honest with you, my chest is all, it's still, he has
00:06:31.380 fingerprints on my chest, my shoulder, you have a bloody nose too, oh my god, he made
00:06:38.460 you bleed, oh you got a bandaid, I'll be honest, I underestimated him, but I was playing chess
00:06:44.240 and he was playing checkers do you think the show's got too wrestling i got people telling me
00:06:48.380 the show's become too wrestling what do you mean too wrestling it's impulsive now wrestling oh this
00:06:52.100 show yeah yeah yes yes yes absolutely oh we have john cena john cena john cena's not a wrestler
00:07:00.920 he's a he's an octagon so what do you mean about he's an eight-sided chain he's an octagon he's
00:07:08.560 He's an actor, he's an impact maker
00:07:12.200 He has so many aspects
00:07:13.960 If you look at John Cena, you think he's a wrestler here
00:07:16.640 He's perfect 1.00
00:07:18.360 I was trying to find the chink in the armor 1.00
00:07:21.140 I couldn't 1.00
00:07:21.800 You know when you meet someone like that
00:07:23.040 You're like, what is it going to be like in person
00:07:24.680 And then they just exceed your expectations
00:07:26.940 He's so wise
00:07:28.440 I mean, I left before all these superstars came off
00:07:30.880 But it's pretty obvious
00:07:31.720 Well, you were around for Ben Shapiro
00:07:34.320 That's true, and that's true
00:07:36.420 For the politicos out there
00:07:38.000 just put on one of the best debates I've seen
00:07:41.740 a couple days ago on the Lex Friedman show,
00:07:45.220 which is one of the best podcasts in the world.
00:07:47.240 Ben Shapiro and Destiny had a massive debate
00:07:53.140 where they were very respectful to each other,
00:07:56.540 discussed a myriad of topics regarding American and global politics,
00:08:01.340 and it was an incredible poker.
00:08:04.260 Over three hours, there's just incredible political debate,
00:08:06.840 logan if you care to watch it's a fantastic yeah i'll definitely be watching that i love how i
00:08:13.740 love how no like the world is is absolutely crazy and i love like getting on social media and seeing
00:08:19.420 logan just body slam someone i'm serious like it's good you have to hold down the entertainment and
00:08:26.160 keeping people's spirits light i'm serious actually i'm actually serious a good topic 0.89
00:08:29.800 it's some heavy shit going on in the world spencer it's really hard for me to invest myself 0.94
00:08:35.960 in the heavy shit yeah because i think for a lot of people they resonate with that yeah i mean i'll 0.99
00:08:40.660 be honest it's like it's it's hard dude it's shit is fucking heavy the world is in shambles in some 0.99
00:08:46.640 parts we we talked about this yesterday about uh how you spend your energy and service to to 0.98
00:08:51.760 different people and uh spence has obviously been in a war zone delivering care package to people
00:08:56.360 in need and uh i personally can't do that you don't invest your time in political things or
00:09:02.460 getting involved in that world but you are leading the charge keeping people smiling all the time
00:09:06.860 it's what i'm good at and it's what i like to do which is kind of selfish to say but like you know
00:09:12.460 i'd like to think in some weird way i do serve a purpose in making people feel better about just
00:09:18.980 life in general but it also serves me which is kind of where like that it could be interpreted
00:09:25.320 like a little selfishly if you're being like super woke but like spencer this is this is a good
00:09:30.280 question like after impulsive man what have you been doing i know what you've been doing but tell
00:09:35.720 me what you've been doing i mean a pretty substantial 180 yeah in a way yeah um but i
00:09:41.140 mean you guys gotta give credit where credit's due i mean you gave me the space to go down to
00:09:44.900 the amazon i don't know if you remember that what during the forest fires in 2019 and that was kind
00:09:50.140 of where i dipped my toes into the humanitarian work just you know that was a quick mission we
00:09:54.920 gave uh firefighters gear went down there and like you know really activated um but then flash
00:10:01.620 forward to the war in ukraine breaking out that was i don't know man my heart just felt for those
00:10:06.660 people suffering in the war and it really messed with me like i was struggling for multiple months
00:10:12.160 and uh the guy that i met down in the amazon michael caponi he runs an organization called
00:10:17.300 global empowerment mission i saw that he went out to ukraine and they were doing a lot of stuff so
00:10:22.360 I just went out there.
00:10:23.420 I just decided to go out to Warsaw and then went into Ukraine.
00:10:27.460 Was it an active war zone when you were there?
00:10:29.320 Oh, yeah.
00:10:30.020 Oh, yeah.
00:10:30.600 I mean, I would wake up in Kiev and there'd be, like, missiles exploding in the air.
00:10:35.100 Oh, my God.
00:10:35.800 And, like, the first night I stayed there, there was, like, kamikaze drones hitting, like, two blocks away. 1.00
00:10:40.480 Like, crazy shit. 1.00
00:10:42.180 How do you deal? 1.00
00:10:42.580 Now it's much more stable there.
00:10:44.180 It's, like, a different situation in Kiev.
00:10:46.580 I mean, there's still missiles, though, that fly in.
00:10:48.920 It's nuts, man.
00:10:49.720 how do you deal with the like misinformation that is kind of rampant on social around that conflict
00:10:58.360 because it's obviously been a heavily politicized topic both here and abroad it's become you know
00:11:06.840 a left versus right political issue here in the states with certain people and certain sides
00:11:11.160 supporting ukraine certain sides supporting russia other people saying that we shouldn't be involved
00:11:15.720 whatsoever and that our money should remain home you know what do you what do you say to people
00:11:20.740 that are that are saying that kind of stuff or having those type of opinions i mean it's a deep
00:11:25.040 question i'm not going to claim i know the answer to that because you know america has its fair 0.96
00:11:29.740 share of doing stupid stuff but at the same time i think if we are the nation that represents 0.95
00:11:34.740 freedom and um you know then i think we have to help people preserve their own freedom because 0.98
00:11:42.120 the ukrainian people are under assault they're getting attacked they're getting their land stolen
00:11:47.400 you know and they have a right to defend themselves so i fully support ukraine i think i think we
00:11:52.320 should i think it's it's a whole nother conversation if we want to get into like
00:11:56.900 the specifics as to why but it is actually much more important and i think over the coming years
00:12:01.940 we're going to see that conflict hopefully de-escalate which we don't have voices calling
00:12:08.580 for de-escalation there needs to be that which is crazy um but yeah i don't know we're gonna see
00:12:14.100 over the next couple years where that goes it's just wild to see how all of those conflicts play
00:12:20.380 out obviously now there's even a newer conflict with and you know another massive conflict with
00:12:25.280 with gaza yeah and and which i'll be there in a couple weeks oh are you going to actually
00:12:30.100 transition over to impact there yeah i was in cairo we're doing uh we're delivering supplies
00:12:35.400 into gaza you're just helping exactly yeah you're not really in it to try to absolutely sway or or
00:12:42.100 but you follow everything that's going on with like the international court court of justice
00:12:45.800 and like everything that's going on of course with who's on whose side so on and so forth yeah we
00:12:49.880 don't take sides if there's people suffering we're gonna help so and that's so you're obviously we're
00:12:55.700 for humanity she'll be providing supplies to gaza we already are yeah we already are why are you
00:13:01.720 such a good person bro i'm just i'm just trying to be a better version of myself every day man
00:13:10.340 that's all i'm trying to do visualize yourself better every day that's it that's a vibe that's
00:13:14.620 it man that's a vibe just trying to inspire other people to you know answer the call to the suffering
00:13:19.380 in the world but surely you you you you feel good or some sort of calling to help your your your
00:13:27.740 species where where does that come from yeah it's a good question there i you know for me it
00:13:34.840 i think the purpose of life the meaning of life is to be of service is to help other people you
00:13:43.520 know like jesus talks about you know the kingdom of heaven is in the poor in spirit it's not in
00:13:48.920 the rich and the you know we're in a pretty rich crib right now yeah it might not be here 1.00
00:13:55.120 can we green screen some like favelas behind or something like that like this is a shit place 1.00
00:14:02.340 to be having this gombo logan would prefer to have it on the moon if he could but this will do for 0.93
00:14:06.860 now well hopefully i mean i know when we were in puerto rico for the hurricane you know when you
00:14:12.240 came out to support us as well which you know big shout out to you um i think you know there's a lot
00:14:17.480 of things to do in the world it can be overwhelming we want to like turn our face away from it it's
00:14:22.840 like ah we almost like a lot of people say like oh that's negative i don't want to talk about it
00:14:26.540 but it's actually it's it's a certain like we were talking about this mac it's like a certain
00:14:30.660 form of medicine to look at the suffering in the world and face it and actually embrace it
00:14:37.220 and not turn away and uh it's overwhelming no matter what no matter how you look at it and
00:14:43.020 instead of complaining about it which a lot of people do or you know protesting it's like let's
00:14:47.600 activate let's go there let's serve let's help people you know i always loved the the global
00:14:51.820 impact stuff and i sit pretty center aisle on a lot of topics it depends what you ask me about
00:14:58.740 but i've been straying away a little bit over the past few months to year because i am noticing
00:15:06.240 how badly our own country is falling apart and it is it is it is making me a little bit less
00:15:13.480 apt i'll just go ahead and be fucking blunt right now to want to help people when our people are 0.91
00:15:20.540 dying when our border is completely fucking devastated when we have no control there when 0.98
00:15:25.920 i live in a city in a state that is over fucking run when we have laws that make no fucking sense 0.99
00:15:32.160 in a lot of the states of this country where people can break laws people can break into 0.98
00:15:36.520 people's houses people can commit violence against one another with absolutely no reprimand
00:15:42.100 absolutely no penalty they're back out on the streets that night we don't ask for ids for
00:15:47.440 people that are crossing the border we allow people who cross the border illegally to fly
00:15:51.140 if they don't have an id they can fill out a form i need an id to fly some of the people that are 0.95
00:15:55.440 coming to this country have more rights than i do right now so not to go like too far fucking 0.93
00:15:59.920 psychopath are you moving to florida is that what you're well well listen there's a very there's a 0.91
00:16:05.800 very heavy chance that i'm going to be considering a move from california soon because because we
00:16:11.240 because because listen you guys know you know where i stand i i'm fair i love people i love
00:16:17.640 helping i love impact but we're losing 150 000 people a year to fentanyl overdoses and opiate
00:16:24.440 overdoses and drug addiction in this country we're not helping our veterans we're not helping
00:16:28.800 you know people with other uh mental illness problems we are we are a hurt country right now
00:16:34.560 and and i love the idea that we're continuing to help and and play global watchdog and global
00:16:39.780 police and help other countries but but i i think i have been personally a little bit slow
00:16:45.280 where a lot of people have been a little bit quicker to me than me and realizing that we we
00:16:50.740 need a lot of fucking help in this country right now and i'm not gonna point a finger at one person
00:16:54.640 and say they caused it or this person is gonna fix it but we really really need to start thinking 0.98
00:16:59.880 about how we fix some of the issues that are going on in this country i think it's it's a very
00:17:03.500 That's part of the problem.
00:17:04.800 It's a very anti-American.
00:17:06.840 It seems like.
00:17:08.280 Do we need to get GP in here?
00:17:09.540 No, but it does seem like.
00:17:11.020 It does seem like.
00:17:11.840 Is Greg Paul?
00:17:12.800 And if there's one person who could speak on this subject.
00:17:16.080 Eating well shouldn't be complicated.
00:17:18.060 But somehow it turns into recipes, prep, cleanup, and half your Sunday gone.
00:17:23.340 Factor solves all that.
00:17:25.220 These are fresh, ready-to-eat meals designed by dieticians,
00:17:28.480 delivered to your door and ready in just minutes.
00:17:30.760 No prep, no cleanup, no excuses.
00:17:33.780 And it's not just about convenience.
00:17:35.620 You're getting real food, balanced nutrition, and zero artificial stuff.
00:17:39.740 Meals that help you stay on track for all of your goals, without the grind of doing it all yourself.
00:17:45.120 Grilled chicken, roasted veggies, steak plates, pasta bowls.
00:17:48.560 They taste like something you'd get in a restaurant, but they come out of your microwave in two minutes flat.
00:17:53.240 If time, cost, or effort have been holding you back from eating better, Factor just took those off the table.
00:17:57.680 Right now, get up to $90 off and free shipping.
00:18:01.280 Hurry, this offer won't last long.
00:18:03.340 Go to Factormeals.ca and use code FIT.
00:18:06.360 That's up to $90 off and free shipping, but only with the code FIT at Factormeals.ca.
00:18:12.960 Factor, Canada's number one meal delivery service.
00:18:16.260 Breaking story from Alpine News Network.
00:18:19.140 John had a brilliant idea for a startup to turn children's artwork into toys.
00:18:23.200 He called Alpine Credits for a home equity loan.
00:18:25.600 His loan was approved, and a superhero was sent over to assist John with his business needs.
00:18:30.580 Her superpower isn't just home equity loans. 0.68
00:18:33.260 It's helping people realize their dreams. 0.98
00:18:35.840 She can also run so fast her shoes melt. 0.91
00:18:39.020 Own your home? Need a loan? Alpine Credits can help. 1.00
00:18:42.940 Alpine Credits, where homeowners get approved.
00:18:46.480 Lisa, we should tell them about our new show.
00:18:49.800 Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast.
00:18:52.520 It's called Don't Lie to Me.
00:18:53.680 I'm Lexi Iwanu. We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
00:18:59.560 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,
00:19:04.180 occasionally different opinions. And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
00:19:08.640 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting. That is wild. I learned that about you today.
00:19:15.140 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, Good Taste is my business. And I've always got
00:19:21.400 something to say. If men were just
00:19:23.480 honest about this, there would be so much
00:19:25.460 more peace in the world. We're going to talk about
00:19:27.320 dating, relationships, beauty,
00:19:29.760 getting older, and a little wiser.
00:19:31.620 We're best friends, but we don't always agree.
00:19:33.980 Because you told us how
00:19:35.240 accommodating you are. Obviously, I would
00:19:37.320 do what I think I could do to
00:19:39.000 fight the fight, but there's only so much fight I can fight.
00:19:42.000 Don't lie to me. Don't lie
00:19:43.400 to me. Don't lie to me.
00:19:45.360 Don't lie to me. Don't lie to me.
00:19:47.580 Don't lie to me. Liar. 1.00
00:19:49.200 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, 0.98
00:19:50.960 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:19:54.080 I don't really care.
00:20:20.960 We don't like to use that word anymore.
00:20:22.720 A panel of New Yorker cartoonists.
00:20:24.660 Have you guys done Terry Gross's Peloton class yet?
00:20:27.520 No!
00:20:28.300 I've been dying to.
00:20:30.360 I'm so sorry.
00:20:31.180 I'm seeing a reading of Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes by Audra McDonald at the Wonderland
00:20:37.000 bookstore on 14th.
00:20:38.080 That's crazy.
00:20:38.600 I went to the Wonderland bookstore yesterday and I heard Nora Jones do a reading of Zero
00:20:42.420 Dark Thirty.
00:20:43.060 No way.
00:20:43.940 You have to come to the last bookstore, though.
00:20:46.140 Kim Cattrall is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday.
00:20:50.960 A panel of Eurovision participants.
00:20:53.140 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.
00:20:55.400 Does the Pope dress up?
00:20:56.760 He winks on Halloween.
00:20:59.020 He gets right up next to the microphone.
00:21:00.740 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.
00:21:03.640 You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.
00:21:09.240 Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:21:15.940 I'm checked with absolute authority and position.
00:21:18.420 It's my father.
00:21:19.320 The tear needs to slide in.
00:21:20.380 who's gonna slide the chair so someone so yeah someone bring greg paul in there one thing i'll
00:21:24.940 add on that and mike because i think you're opening up a good thing it's a valid concern
00:21:29.180 and i think so many people feel that like hey why should we support them if we've got our own issues
00:21:34.140 and i totally agree with that i think it's a yes and for sure but yeah and mike before you before
00:21:40.540 greg has his uh uh what was this oh it's gonna go you are helping you help your people you might not
00:21:47.980 be able to help with a global situation but the people that you do help are the ones that struggle
00:21:51.980 with the addictions and uh overcoming their deepest darkest demons because you created a
00:21:56.620 beacon of light with your book and everything so you are helping and you do change the world but
00:22:02.380 it's in your own way in the way that you felt called to to serve so you're not i think if every
00:22:06.940 person can can can can do that what'd you just say gp that's all right it's true spence and i
00:22:17.740 i've been talking about this like for the past couple days just the way that people help because
00:22:21.040 it's it's very difficult for everyone to want to get involved into a global crisis but if everyone
00:22:26.020 helped in a certain way that they felt comfortable with doing or passionate and not feel the the
00:22:31.100 obligation to help beyond what they can they would be better now i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna play
00:22:37.540 um a little devil's avocados here but even the ability to help i feel like is a bit of a blessing
00:22:45.680 because some people are just so focused on their family
00:22:48.100 and trying to pay their next bill, survival mode.
00:22:51.400 I mean, a lot of the country is in survival mode, bro,
00:22:54.180 like paycheck to paycheck.
00:22:55.560 More than ever.
00:22:56.640 And so, like, even being able to have the time
00:23:00.060 to think about helping other people is a blessing
00:23:02.680 because you don't have to worry about protecting yourself
00:23:04.880 and your loved ones, which is insane.
00:23:07.460 Greg, do you have anything to say
00:23:09.020 about the current state of the United States?
00:23:11.060 No, come on, direct them, direct them a little bit.
00:23:13.480 Trump 2024. 1.00
00:23:14.420 Oh, shit! Here we go! 1.00
00:23:16.420 We're in it!
00:23:18.420 We're in it!
00:23:20.420 Should Vivek be his vice president?
00:23:22.420 Yeah, yeah. I told Vivek when he
00:23:24.420 was at Jake's thing, like, you should just
00:23:26.420 step down and be vice president.
00:23:28.420 You're not gonna make it as president.
00:23:30.420 He's like...
00:23:32.420 And he listened. He listened.
00:23:34.420 Apparently he listened, yeah. I mean, he stepped down.
00:23:36.420 And DeSantis, I told him the same thing.
00:23:38.420 He stepped down, so...
00:23:40.420 What about RFK? There's been a lot of talk...
00:23:42.420 GP are you secretly running the country right now are you calling the shots i'm not saying nothing 0.99
00:23:48.020 about that but if you want i want i do want to go on with with um the ass kiss that you're doing 0.97
00:23:53.540 with mike mike that's called supporting your friend he's just he's joking he's funny i just 0.86
00:24:01.220 want to tell you mike you've seemed like you've gotten a little softer a little kinder a little
00:24:06.180 i think your your girlfriend has a lot to do yeah so look at that smile on his kudos to her yeah
00:24:12.100 Yeah, round of applause here, my beautiful Latina girl.
00:24:15.120 And it looks good on you.
00:24:16.580 Thank you.
00:24:17.120 Yeah.
00:24:17.900 But I don't even feel all that extra con
00:24:20.200 trying to turn this energy back here.
00:24:22.380 But, like, let's direct some of this energy for a second.
00:24:24.960 Right now, the biggest ongoing issue is we have a major issue
00:24:28.300 at the border right now.
00:24:29.400 Let's get political for 10 minutes,
00:24:31.600 and then we'll shift on to something else.
00:24:33.020 I met Jesus today underwater, which was wild.
00:24:35.720 But we have a strange conflict right now
00:24:39.500 between our own federal government and the state of Texas.
00:24:42.100 The state of Texas is saying, yo, we're going to secure this border.
00:24:45.220 We're going to defy federal guidelines and federal, you know, enforcement that is telling us that we have to cut razor wire, that we have to allow the Border Patrol to run this border.
00:24:55.860 We're going to we're going to run this border ourselves.
00:24:57.740 And we have this very interesting standoff right now between, you know, the state of Texas, Texas Rangers and and Department of Homeland Security and and Border Patrol.
00:25:08.880 and it's going to be very interesting over the next couple weeks to see what happens there who
00:25:13.280 is actually going to end up you know securing the border right and how that's all going to look
00:25:18.140 because you know when you start to have a state defy the federal government like that it gets
00:25:22.080 pretty fucking messy sometimes it's a very wild situation down at the border i want to say something
00:25:26.580 well yeah as as the host of this show absolutely everything you're saying is very important 0.95
00:25:31.340 it's a little heavy for you it's not it's not just that just like why would anyone come to
00:25:36.860 this show to listen to us talk about
00:25:38.740 politics. All right, how about this? I just
00:25:40.820 wanted to bring the issues up. No, you're right.
00:25:43.200 No, you're right.
00:25:44.960 And Spencer, this is my problem.
00:25:47.300 Well, Spencer's here. Maybe that's why.
00:25:48.920 No, no, no. He has an opinion. I have
00:25:50.880 an opinion. This motherfucker has an opinion. 1.00
00:25:53.460 Right? Candace Owens has an opinion. 1.00
00:25:55.100 Ben Shapiro has an opinion.
00:25:57.260 Everyone's just like saying stuff.
00:25:59.160 Everyone's just saying so much stuff.
00:26:01.220 And it's just so much to download and process
00:26:02.880 and who,
00:26:05.160 pun intended, is the Trump card?
00:26:06.660 Who knows the most and has the best moral compass to guide where this country should go and why and how are we going to listen to them and why should we listen to them?
00:26:18.760 I'm almost overwhelmed by all the chatter and then become sort of disinterested because I don't know what to do with my hands.
00:26:27.880 That's what it feels like.
00:26:30.820 Who's right?
00:26:31.740 Who's speaking the most facts?
00:26:33.500 It feels like we're just so divided and everyone has a thought about something and we can talk about this, but like, where does the change come in?
00:26:41.760 And that's why I feel like if I'm going to get involved in something, I really want to feel like it's going to make an impact, a real impact.
00:26:51.140 And I've looked at all the philanthropic verticals that there are, and I'm trying to decide where I want to contribute because I don't just want to do it in a way where I'm going to participate.
00:27:06.340 I want to really make a change if I'm going to devote part of myself and my brand and my time and energy into doing good for the world.
00:27:15.560 and Spencer again you're a good person
00:27:17.800 to talk about with this is because the one I always
00:27:19.680 land on is education
00:27:21.120 I feel like if
00:27:22.800 people, kids
00:27:25.240 were raised with a little
00:27:27.800 more emotional
00:27:29.640 EQ, raised
00:27:31.800 to play to their strengths
00:27:33.420 learn their weaknesses
00:27:35.540 be vulnerable about
00:27:37.680 their weaknesses and turn those into strengths
00:27:39.640 and just be kind of like wiser
00:27:41.520 more well-rounded human beings
00:27:43.240 eventually not immediately 20 30 40 50 years from now the world would be in such a better place
00:27:50.620 because everyone is better at being themselves and knowing how to contribute in the best way they can
00:27:55.940 to a world that should feel like a unit like we like why can't humans be like an ant colony where
00:28:02.800 we're all working together for the same goal and that is to preserve our species because it's bad 0.73
00:28:06.720 for business yeah but that sucks man that really unfortunately that's that's just the fact of the
00:28:11.300 matter it's just it's just we we and and quickly and then please spencer take over i apologize for 0.93
00:28:16.520 even opening this can of worms you're 100 right and i want to say that i i almost feel i i have
00:28:22.980 a personal reason to be on this rampage today as a lot of people on the show know i'm not going to
00:28:26.340 get into it today but i've had some happenings over the past uh 24 hours that are that are
00:28:31.000 driving me a little bit i have always been one to try to steer clear of this i've always been
00:28:36.480 one that realized that generally speaking these conversations really don't go anywhere yeah it's
00:28:42.380 a lot of walking it's a lot of running in circles it ends up in a lot of screaming yelling which is
00:28:46.680 why i brought up the destiny and ben shapiro conversation because it was very much not that
00:28:50.720 and i liked that conversation i just simply wanted to present something but you're 100 right that the
00:28:55.840 last point i'll put in on it is when you're talking about progress for this country when
00:29:01.940 you're talking about fixing this country what you're taught when you're talking about what
00:29:05.240 you're asking of the candidate that you're going to vote for next what you should be trying to
00:29:09.060 figure out is who is the best to unite the aisles we have two parties right now who are very much
00:29:16.020 willing to spend their entirety of time blocking each other's shots two basketball teams neither
00:29:21.180 want to score they just want to make sure the other team doesn't that is not an effective
00:29:24.580 approach for a country that is not an efficient way to run a superpower and it's never going to
00:29:29.560 work for us the best person for our office right now is somebody that is able to make both sides
00:29:33.940 listen present facts and make people come to the table and agree on something to pass a bill that
00:29:39.020 benefits this country work together united we stand divided we fall i'll say that until the 0.98
00:29:45.380 end of my fucking life dude beautiful uh to bring it back to education and get away from the politics 0.97
00:29:50.600 thing one thing that i know for a fact i have seen from you personally that i've been thinking about 0.99
00:29:55.440 for a very long time that will rely on greg to answer this question to inspire the youth one of
00:30:02.460 things i always saw in you was that you gave your absolute all to your education you poured yourself
00:30:08.380 into your studies at every single moment every class you got an a correct yeah it is not cool
00:30:15.760 to do good in school right now to do well in school where did that come from and was that
00:30:23.060 something that you always wanted him to do no you know we wanted him to study do the homework
00:30:27.760 thing but logan was beyond i mean his senior year he already had a um scholarship to ou
00:30:36.720 he his gpa was 4.75 or some crap like that it's the middle of may yeah yeah but yeah but dad i
00:30:44.400 don't know if you remember this let me jog your memory up until the fifth grade the fifth grade
00:30:52.240 10 years old i was not a good student did is that ringing any bells i would i would cheat in school
00:30:57.920 you were a punk i would i was a punk my dad didn't like no i was a punk i was a young 0.97
00:31:02.000 fucking like troublemaker who played pranks in school i'd get bad grades i'd cheat off people 0.96
00:31:06.960 like i was a not a good student shout out to mrs schoenfeldt mrs lingren and miss schoenfeldt 0.99
00:31:15.840 i don't know if you remember uh uh we're in class one day i get in trouble i get a detention
00:31:21.520 uh i told some teacher like tough luck as she as she she said something i was like oh tough luck
00:31:26.640 got it i didn't really know what it meant but i was like i don't know i i got a detention
00:31:31.520 i got it yeah yeah yeah and and uh and i'm in the detention room and she's like yo
00:31:38.240 i you're a smart kid i know i know you're a smart kid like you're witty you come up with things on
00:31:43.920 the spot like you're just not trying can you do me a favor just one please this is the only thing
00:31:48.320 thing i'll ask you this school year i'm gonna give you note cards with the answers on the back of
00:31:53.380 them to the subject that we're talking about it was history just try to memorize them you're
00:31:57.780 hearing this detention for an hour just please try to memorize them we'll see how you do on the
00:32:01.660 test i was like whatever looked at the note cards front and back asked the question learned the 0.98
00:32:05.940 answer test comes that week motherfucker i got a 97 i looked at this paper i went oh my god 0.99
00:32:15.100 i'm not a dumbass yo i might have a little something and she was able to recognize that i 0.98
00:32:23.120 had a ability to use my brain and she showed me that i was smart bro i realized i was smart
00:32:31.620 i didn't know this and although he comes off as you know greg uh he's smart his his his dad is a 0.96
00:32:39.640 is a fucking genius my mom's father is a genius my mom's like intelligence ran in our family um 0.92
00:32:46.600 and when i learned that i was a smart kid who was also a troublemaker i knew i could impress people 0.99
00:32:52.860 if i just applied myself but um i appreciated school because it taught me how to learn
00:33:00.780 it taught my brain how to function and problem solve and for that reason i knew there was value
00:33:08.380 in that but i i didn't necessarily have any subjects that played to my my my real my real
00:33:18.200 strengths and i think i think the ultimate form of like the perfect education system involves like
00:33:25.740 looking at a group of students like like they're they're animals don't take this the wrong way
00:33:32.220 but like one person's a fish one person's a gorilla one person's um a bird and the bird can
00:33:38.640 fly well but the bird can't swim well the fish can swim well but it can't climb a tree well and 0.96
00:33:43.080 so like what are you fucking good at what are you the best at what is your child innately uh in tune 0.93
00:33:49.880 with and how can you amplify that the issue is the issue is you need the working class and we'll 0.99
00:33:58.740 always come back to that is like you need someone who's going to work that nine to five and put in
00:34:03.060 those man hours and do that manual labor for some of the jobs and work in the factories and i think
00:34:09.420 that's how the education system you you know this i'm saying something you already know but like
00:34:13.480 you're saying that people are put down so that they don't excel and become their best person
00:34:17.440 the country was built to create worker bees absolutely that's a fact yeah well i think
00:34:23.560 you're absolutely onto something big because one of my favorite quotes is from aristotle and it's
00:34:29.520 the fate of empires rests in the education of youth so you're aristotle said that yeah so
00:34:35.220 you're absolutely i think you're aristotle um i said i was the yes man it came out dude i'm sorry
00:34:45.460 of all time but also but also counter your point or i guess this is a question don't you think the
00:34:53.120 world needs ditch diggers too like it's not like it's not about that some people might like digging
00:34:58.460 ditches that's another thing too some people really do enjoy it and then also like i'm just
00:35:02.180 gonna go i'm just gonna come out and say it like you can i i do like the idea of like catering a
00:35:06.640 program around individual strengths and weaknesses right that that should be the goal of the education
00:35:11.480 system but let's also not go in there and be like and tell every person that they're going to be a
00:35:15.000 multi-million dollar entrepreneur creative genius you know the biggest rapper the big because then
00:35:20.040 that's going to start you can eating well shouldn't be complicated but somehow it turns
00:35:24.960 into recipes prep cleanup and half your sundae gone factor solves all that these are fresh ready
00:35:32.120 to eat meals designed by dieticians delivered to your door and ready in just minutes no prep
00:35:37.420 no cleanup no excuses and it's not just about convenience you're getting real food balanced
00:35:43.020 nutrition and zero artificial stuff meals that help you stay on track for all of your goals
00:35:48.300 without the grind of doing it all yourself.
00:35:51.000 Grilled chicken, roasted veggies,
00:35:52.860 steak plates, pasta bowls.
00:35:54.420 They taste like something you'd get in a restaurant,
00:35:56.500 but they come out of your microwave in two minutes flat.
00:35:59.140 If time, cost, or effort have been holding you back
00:36:01.160 from eating better,
00:36:02.060 Factor just took those off the table.
00:36:03.900 Right now, get up to $90 off and free shipping.
00:36:07.120 Hurry, this offer won't last long.
00:36:09.020 Go to factormeals.ca and use code FIT.
00:36:12.220 That's up to $90 off and free shipping,
00:36:15.240 but only with the code FIT at factormeals.ca.
00:36:18.820 Factor, Canada's number one meal delivery service.
00:36:22.180 Breaking story from Alpine News Network.
00:36:25.060 Sandra and Kabir are celebrating 50 years of marriage
00:36:27.820 by turning their boring bedroom into a spicy one.
00:36:31.280 Oh, my.
00:36:32.900 Alpine Credits sent a super-strength hero
00:36:35.040 to help with a home renovation loan.
00:36:37.300 New floors, windows, a heart-shaped button
00:36:39.660 that plays this tune.
00:36:43.100 Okay, I think that's quite enough.
00:36:45.200 Own your home, need a loan?
00:36:46.760 Alpine Credits can help.
00:36:48.800 Alpine Credits, where homeowners get approved.
00:36:52.340 Lisa, we should tell them about our new show.
00:36:55.660 Oh my God, Lexi, we have a new podcast.
00:36:58.380 It's called Don't Lie to Me.
00:36:59.540 I'm Lexi Iwanu.
00:37:00.940 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
00:37:05.420 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,
00:37:07.680 which means we have wildly different references,
00:37:10.040 occasionally different opinions.
00:37:11.060 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
00:37:14.420 I'm not going to get anywhere fighting.
00:37:16.960 That is wild.
00:37:18.380 I learned that about you today.
00:37:21.020 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,
00:37:24.240 Good Taste is my business,
00:37:26.200 and I've always got something to say.
00:37:28.420 If men were just honest about this,
00:37:30.520 there would be so much more peace in the world.
00:37:32.400 We're going to talk about dating, relationships,
00:37:34.840 beauty, getting older, and a little wiser.
00:37:37.480 We're best friends, but we don't always agree.
00:37:39.820 Because you told us how accommodating you are.
00:37:42.200 Obviously, I would do what I think I could do to fight the fight,
00:37:45.760 but there's only so much fight I can fight.
00:37:47.660 Don't lie to me.
00:37:48.640 Don't lie to me.
00:37:49.900 Don't lie to me.
00:37:51.220 Don't lie to me.
00:37:52.440 Don't lie to me.
00:37:53.460 Don't lie to me. 1.00
00:37:54.280 Liar. 0.98
00:37:55.060 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, 0.98
00:37:58.180 or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:37:59.920 I don't really care.
00:38:02.080 Hi, this is Kylie Brakeman.
00:38:03.940 Angela Jaritana.
00:38:04.860 Jeremy Culhane.
00:38:05.560 Patrick McDonald.
00:38:06.460 And we're the hosts of the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists podcast.
00:38:10.020 The Improvised Character Comedy Podcast.
00:38:12.200 where each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft.
00:38:16.060 Join us for a panel of wellness influencers.
00:38:19.080 What I try to do is faux journal.
00:38:22.120 I don't know.
00:38:22.480 Have you guys heard of faux journaling?
00:38:23.780 Yeah, it's reading.
00:38:24.680 It's called reading.
00:38:25.160 So we don't like to use that word anymore.
00:38:28.580 A panel of New Yorker cartoonists.
00:38:30.520 Have you guys done Terry Gross's Peloton class yet?
00:38:33.380 No!
00:38:34.120 I've been dying to.
00:38:36.220 I'm so sorry.
00:38:37.040 I'm seeing a reading of Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes by Audra McDonald
00:38:41.660 at the Wonderland Bookstore on 14th.
00:38:43.940 That's crazy.
00:38:44.460 I went to the Wonderland Bookstore yesterday
00:38:46.080 and I heard Nora Jones do a reading of Zero Dark Thirty.
00:38:48.940 No way.
00:38:50.080 You have to come to the last bookstore, though.
00:38:51.980 Kim Cattrall is reading the guitar tabs of yesterday.
00:38:56.540 A panel of Eurovision participants.
00:38:59.000 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.
00:39:01.260 Does the Pope dress up?
00:39:02.620 He winks on Halloween.
00:39:04.880 He gets right up next to the microphone.
00:39:06.600 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.
00:39:09.500 You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.
00:39:15.080 Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
00:39:21.820 Well, that's part of the problem with the American dream is because, you know, you look on social media and people that are looked up to and that people aspire to be have all these things and successes turned into this weird form of, like,
00:39:38.920 financial success but that's not what success is so you can go home every night look yourself in
00:39:44.600 the mirror and be like yo i'm happy my life is good i like what i do i get to spend time with 0.92
00:39:49.560 people that i love i have a dog i i have a family like life is fucking good that's how
00:39:55.300 happiness should be the goal rather than any form of success dictated by success success and
00:40:02.940 happiness are personally defined facts yeah that's true right so you can achieve success in any career
00:40:07.200 path to get to that point requires someone like your teacher who did who said the one thing that
00:40:13.220 inspired you that one spark so how do you get educators to get to that point and it might not
00:40:19.220 be the teacher in the school it might be a parent it might be a friend a family member whatever
00:40:24.040 but to get to that point of success is a yeah you have to the the whole system itself has to go
00:40:31.700 through a rewiring but the change is happening in pockets outside of the system as i think is
00:40:37.120 kind of like every problem right now in our country right like focusing on the government 0.78
00:40:42.240 and all that shit like ah like no like let's actually just go and build like to your point 0.52
00:40:47.260 logan let's just go out and build the chain let's be the change we want to see in the world and 0.97
00:40:52.400 there are a lot of people doing that right now but there's also a lot of really powerful people
00:40:56.140 blocking it from happening of course because it doesn't put money into their pocket yeah you can't
00:41:00.980 naive of the beast that we are all fighting absolutely yeah absolutely what that's yeah
00:41:08.100 what do you mean what what beast the interest yeah the the financial interest no don't do matrix or
00:41:14.740 deep like let's just be honest like the financial interest against you know the free thing that we
00:41:20.980 want to create we want to create freedom there's people that have monopolized the system it feels 0.78
00:41:25.460 unfortunately it feels good for the government if you keep people dumb look what we just went
00:41:29.540 i have a question for greg i have a question for greg how did how did you inspire your children to
00:41:34.260 be aware and uh conscious of their their lifestyle so one thing is they weren't allowed to say can't
00:41:42.560 growing up if they said can't i'd make them do push-ups um so you know i'd be like don't tell
00:41:48.900 me you can't let's figure out a way you can go around it get through it break through it whatever
00:41:52.460 it is uh but we also i was constantly doing stuff with them um like i'd take them down to the metro
00:41:59.740 parks and we'd walk along we'd play don't touch the ground and we'd walk along on the logs and
00:42:06.540 go from log to log to log and they would have to problem solve because they'd walk to they'd walk
00:42:11.180 to an end of a log and be like oh there's none on their log what do we have to do and i'd make
00:42:16.460 logan lead and i make jake lead so so they were naturally learning how to problem solve and be a
00:42:23.340 leader in a fun way you know actually what you're talking about so my film is the death of recess
00:42:28.820 what you're talking about is the solution to the system it's actually making play you know in the
00:42:34.780 country our school system the national average get this of recess is 20 minutes per day yeah 20
00:42:42.060 minutes yeah so they've just taken the play and the joy out of learning and made it all about
00:42:46.880 testing getting into college because it makes money which my film will get into but you're
00:42:51.480 right it's about making learning fun because the goal should be to create lifelong learners
00:42:57.000 which you are you're learning wwe now you're learning how to start a multi 100 million
00:43:02.740 dollar business you are a lifelong learner that is that should be the product and that's like the
00:43:07.220 thing to celebrate so it helps when you're invested in a subject though like if you can
00:43:11.640 learn about something you love it doesn't feel like work purpose so here's here's one in that
00:43:17.360 was a big pet peeve of mine in school kids would have a bake sale and they'd make cookies or
00:43:22.320 brownies and sell them for 10 cents or some bullshit and one was like oh dad we want to
00:43:26.760 we're going to sell cookies we're going to make money for whatever i'm like okay well the cookies 0.90
00:43:30.260 cost three dollars and fifty cents and those the chips are this much so it's costing you 11 bucks
00:43:35.080 how many cookies can you make if you can only make 10 cookies we got to charge 55 cents a cookie
00:43:39.980 to break even otherwise you're not making any money and if you're going to do that then just 1.00
00:43:46.080 give the 11 to the school fuck the bake sales he was running spreadsheets yeah my motherfuckers 0.99
00:43:52.620 incorporating cost of goods on our local school fundraiser you're going to make the school buy 1.00
00:43:58.680 your country the school was promoting a a position where they're losing money business-wise it was 0.93
00:44:07.740 the dumbest ideas and as a young kid they could all understand that because the math was easy 0.84
00:44:11.600 enough but you're you're talking about subject matter and i think the thing that we're like 0.99
00:44:14.960 collectively overlooking except for greg who obviously innately gets it is the biggest thing
00:44:19.700 here is the role of the father the role of the parents in the life and the investment of the
00:44:24.940 parents and the life of children in this country and in the world right like we're talking about
00:44:29.200 these specific subjects going log to log teaching them about the bake sale telling them they can't
00:44:34.140 say can't but in reality the biggest thing greg's talking about is he was there for them 0.98
00:44:38.140 every step of the way he was teaching them he was invested in their fucking lives yeah good 0.95
00:44:41.900 parenting good parenting and that's like at the end of the day like we could talk about the school 0.98
00:44:46.620 system we could talk about the government we talk about the laws in this country but at the end of
00:44:50.080 the day failures of children is failures of parents yes yes and no yes because you're right
00:44:56.220 but imagine but imagine if the parents were raised and there was a course on parenting in general
00:45:01.880 those kids who are educated the right way
00:45:05.180 will eventually be great parents
00:45:07.020 and you're right
00:45:09.000 parenting is so important
00:45:11.220 parenting is paramount
00:45:13.220 but like
00:45:15.140 it is
00:45:16.140 it is crucial to the development
00:45:19.220 of a child because if the school isn't doing the job
00:45:21.280 it's on the parents
00:45:23.120 to make sure that their human becomes a productive
00:45:25.200 useful
00:45:25.900 positive member of society
00:45:29.160 like this is
00:45:30.200 this is this is going to be well you got you got to be willing to put in the hard fight and put in
00:45:35.240 the hard time i mean there were you know it's like my i would remember i'd tell you guys welcome
00:45:40.520 life get the over it they'd be bitching about something that i'd have them doing and my comment
00:45:44.840 was welcome i gotta ask something when you point that hammer at greg is spencer's mic stick right
00:45:50.600 in his face yeah probably should we move him over a little a little bit move to your left a little
00:45:57.880 hey there we go there we go how's that is that good i want to i want to say something that could
00:46:03.560 be a little controversial it's only controversial because you say that all right oh yeah if you
00:46:08.200 stop press prefacing then jed would not think no no because i have an idea i have an idea right
00:46:15.160 okay because obviously i'm i'm running for president
00:46:21.480 you can't say you don't like politics yeah yeah you're right i'm not running for president that 1.00
00:46:26.360 That job is way too hard, and fuck that. 1.00
00:46:28.820 It sucks, fuck. 1.00
00:46:29.760 It's so bad. 1.00
00:46:30.600 Worst job in the world.
00:46:31.700 No matter what.
00:46:32.220 You don't even get paid properly.
00:46:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98
00:46:35.100 No, it sucks. 0.97
00:46:36.020 But here's an idea. 0.97
00:46:37.100 Here's an idea.
00:46:41.140 I'm going to get a little heavy for a sec.
00:46:43.060 Just one sec.
00:46:44.220 260?
00:46:44.920 Heavier.
00:46:45.440 Heavier than we've been.
00:46:50.340 There's nothing worse than the idea of sending your child to school
00:46:54.700 and thinking that they could get caught up in a school shooting it is the saddest thought that i
00:47:01.020 can imagine a environment that is supposed to be apt for learning and growing as a young human 0.96
00:47:07.820 turns into a war zone it is the worst thing that our country faces regularly it sucks and everyone
00:47:19.100 has ideas on how to how to how to how to stop these things from happening and like it was weird
00:47:25.960 because when covid was happening everyone was happy that the school shootings went down which
00:47:30.360 obviously because no one was in school but like that was a that was a statistic that was like
00:47:34.500 shocking it was like no one's in school so there's less school shootings obviously but as soon as
00:47:38.220 school comes back like it's back and our country unlike any other country faces like an absurd
00:47:43.140 amount of of of these incidents um and so you know like what what are the solution what are
00:47:49.540 actually like viable solutions that don't involve going against our constitution and the second
00:47:55.280 amendment and and that don't involve like having to arm teachers and teaching them how to be like
00:48:00.360 members of a militia to face a gunman or or even having like a security guard on campus with a gun
00:48:06.640 which has failed before like a good guy with a gun doesn't stop a bad guy with a gun we've learned
00:48:12.040 unfortunately that's just not true that's what the people who statistically it doesn't there are
00:48:16.160 cases yeah yeah sure sure sure sure sometimes i'm not willing for sometimes you know like what is a
00:48:21.240 foolproof solution what is what will increase our odds in the best way possible and i bring
00:48:27.480 this up because it takes me back to the parenting conversation is like
00:48:30.740 you're raising this kid you don't see the demons you don't you don't know he has these thoughts
00:48:40.340 you don't know you don't know your son is a or daughter is a little perverse in this way or has 0.99
00:48:46.420 access to a fucking automatic rifle why are there not consequences for parents of school shooters 0.99
00:48:53.580 under the age of 18 because oftentimes the the the perpetrator either dies or is prosecuted as a 1.00
00:49:02.140 minor but it was raised by either an ignorant or clueless parent and it is your job to make sure
00:49:11.020 that person is at least bare minimum like like like sane or a law abiding well hold on productive
00:49:18.460 well i have an answer i have an answer for you so so the biggest issue the real biggest issue
00:49:23.960 we have in this country once again back to what i was saying earlier is is mental health we have
00:49:28.680 a massive massive massive mental illness problem and resource underwhelm or overwhelm i'm sorry in
00:49:36.260 this country and so as a 46 year old mom of a kid in missouri who starts to show signs of
00:49:43.640 schizophrenia or writes a manifesto on violence or something so on and so forth what do you do
00:49:50.020 what is the playbook for that mom you you go say you're in a say you're in a blue state for example
00:49:56.360 say you're in new york or california and you find out that your kid is is is showing these
00:50:01.360 type of signs you go and you report this to the authorities the authorities say well unfortunately
00:50:06.200 we by law can't take this person you know by by resources even if we could by law we have nowhere
00:50:14.240 to put them there's nothing we can do about this so even if you do satisfy your requirements as a
00:50:19.860 parent to maintain the safety of your child. Why are we in a position where the mom has to send
00:50:28.060 her kid off somewhere? How about this? Son, I've been a little kind of worried about your behavior 0.67
00:50:32.900 recently. Like, are you okay? Talk to me. What's on your mind? That takes intentional effort from
00:50:39.080 the parent who might be suffering from stress, mental health issues. Let me say something,
00:50:44.460 because i've been in school environments that are 100 safe this cannot exist it does not exist
00:50:52.560 and they're operating outside of the school system but i'll tell you what i believe the
00:50:57.160 solution is after being in like hundreds of schools i think the solution to ending this
00:51:02.380 violence like mike what you said both of you said is mental health where in the current curriculum
00:51:08.500 is there anything to do with social emotional learning it's all cramming people down this line 0.97
00:51:15.080 of stress grades comparison judging it's it's ass backwards it's ass backwards the whole thing 0.66
00:51:24.620 as kids we don't have these issues it it's because of our society so adult thinking how we're kind of
00:51:32.680 we've been talking is not going to fix the problem we have to keep the the sacredness of the mental
00:51:39.440 health that we're born into we have to allow that to flourish through the system so we have to have
00:51:44.020 social emotional learning as the core of our education system we don't have it at all it's
00:51:50.420 not in the curriculum because they're cram they want to cram more tests down they want to remove
00:51:55.800 recess removing recess statistically is horrible especially for boys so the school shooting
00:52:02.660 it's a product of a failed system so like taking away guns and doing it's a waste of time it's not
00:52:10.260 going to fix it what's going to fix it is if we completely restructure our education system
00:52:15.400 with social emotional learning at the center but sure that only goes ways to identify these
00:52:20.300 individuals like like a hundred percent if you look at the majority of the shootings they knew 0.98
00:52:24.180 you know it was no you know who the fuck and if you so how do the parents if you have no no but 0.97
00:52:28.400 If the parents did know, if you, okay, play this out. 0.99
00:52:31.380 Greg, you're the parent, Logan's the child.
00:52:33.520 Greg comes up to you and says,
00:52:35.000 hey, I've noticed you've been acting kind of strange lately.
00:52:37.560 Is there something you want to talk to me about?
00:52:39.160 And you being the kid says to him,
00:52:42.000 the voices, Pa, the voices won't stop. 0.99
00:52:45.380 They're tell, what the fuck is he going to do? 0.99
00:52:47.500 Yeah, what would you do? 0.98
00:52:48.340 What do you do?
00:52:49.180 Like, like. 1.00
00:52:50.020 I'd be like, get the demons out of your fucking head. 1.00
00:52:51.580 No, but, but, no. 1.00
00:52:53.740 That's not good.
00:52:54.580 No, he's joking.
00:52:55.420 But he's joking, he's joking.
00:52:56.700 But Logan, do you hear my, do you hear my,
00:52:58.740 do you understand my sentiment?
00:52:59.500 Like you guys, and even to your point,
00:53:01.980 for 99.9% of students, obviously that's going to work. 0.91
00:53:06.640 I'm talking about red flag cases.
00:53:09.100 So you would see that.
00:53:10.520 This kid here is showing the propensity
00:53:12.840 to extreme violence.
00:53:15.240 What is the play?
00:53:16.380 Because right now, even with those red flag cases,
00:53:19.420 states are still failing.
00:53:20.680 If you had a system, like you got to imagine it,
00:53:23.720 just like close your eyes and imagine a school system
00:53:26.120 where every single day kids meditated they played outside they ate healthy and they were just
00:53:34.120 enjoying going to school and love learning the things they love and encouraged to do what they
00:53:39.520 love it would be so screamingly obvious to see the the kids that are suffering and then as a
00:53:46.800 community it takes a village to raise a child right so as a community you would say ah he's
00:53:52.140 struggling she's struggling that must mean their family's struggling let's all help them that's not
00:53:57.140 how america thinks right now it we're all in this race we're all trying to get this big house this
00:54:01.380 big car this big boat this you know we're competing with each other we're not focused on helping one
00:54:07.580 another and that's what we got to get back to that's actually how this country was started
00:54:10.700 here's another part of schooled it was it was the social anxiety and pressure didn't exist
00:54:16.080 so it's a creation of what we have now all right so here here's another thing with with what you're
00:54:22.000 talking about mike that kid that that kid's a lot of work and the analogy is this let's take a dog
00:54:26.080 a dog that you've had for three years been a great dog and all of a sudden the dog starts biting
00:54:30.920 biting mailman biting kids do whatever you love the dog dog's biting if you want to retrain that
00:54:38.260 dog to stop biting it's a lot of work it's a lot of consistent effort if you get the kid who's doing
00:54:44.140 what you're talking about mike you got to basically commit your life to babysitting that kid and being
00:54:48.460 with them morning noon and night keeping them busy keeping them active making them tired um
00:54:53.440 talking to them you know getting them involved in things it's a lot of work and that's why
00:54:58.340 parents are you know i mean 50 of the families are divorced so parents come home they're like 1.00
00:55:03.380 oh fuck i'm tired johnny's being an asshole go go go you know play on your phone do whatever 0.99
00:55:09.020 and they don't care they're they they don't have the commitment to put in the time for the long 1.00
00:55:15.880 term game it's hard it's a lot of work parenting is fucking hard so that's what i'm saying if you
00:55:20.840 aren't prepared to be a parent and work to make your child a useful member of society dude don't 0.62
00:55:26.300 have a child because it's gonna make you feel more fulfilled that's not a that's not a reason
00:55:32.340 to have to start a family we're gonna fulfill your like like i don't know oh yeah like yeah man i have
00:55:38.580 this yearning to to to make a baby and and it's gonna make me happy because it may a lot of a lot
00:55:43.980 of people i feel like have children because it gives them purpose my purpose is to raise this
00:55:47.880 child then make that your purpose if if that's why you brought this person into the world make
00:55:53.360 them the best most productive person they can be and that should be your prerogative number one
00:55:58.080 priority in life once you bring a human into this world you take a back seat to that person until
00:56:03.340 they become what happens what happens when you have the job that you have to work and you have
00:56:07.660 to slave away at 12 you know 12 hours a day and then you have responsibilities your friends
00:56:12.980 if you aren't equipped to have a child don't bingo don't have i guess i guess the max point
00:56:18.860 it's getting harder and harder and this is like not even debatable it's getting harder and harder 0.95
00:56:24.240 to be equipped to be a parent fucking facts not everyone's a millionaire because 100 because when
00:56:31.020 you look back at the when you look back at the statistics uh weight average wage working wage 0.84
00:56:37.920 in this country versus average home price i mean it used to be like a house costs 112 000 and you
00:56:43.900 made 35 000 a year you could pay the house off and you know five six years now there's people 0.97
00:56:49.180 still making 35 000 a year and the average home price is up 500 millennials and gen z are fucked 0.96
00:56:55.820 right now it's insane so it's becoming harder and harder to be a a parent when maybe you are a 0.97
00:57:02.740 single parent and maybe that sucks maybe you are a single parent and now you have to work two or
00:57:07.100 even three jobs to try to to try to just keep that kid alive let alone facilitate their long-term
00:57:14.440 success and and make sure that they're not causing trouble in school so on and so forth it's just
00:57:18.920 i guess to your point anytime you have a kid in a way you are rolling the dice a little bit that
00:57:24.580 you may end up ending up in a situation that that is more than you had wished for and i think and i
00:57:30.260 think that see all these all of these issues snowball to involve a million other issues i know
00:57:36.440 and that's why the talk is kind of tricky but like that that point supports the idea of waiting
00:57:43.540 to have children until you can make sure that you're creating a happy home for that child
00:57:47.360 people rush to have children with people that because like you said they want to have a child
00:57:51.800 to fulfill themselves or to give themselves purpose it's probably it's definitely more
00:57:56.700 important to create that home unit where you have two working parents or maybe one working one at
00:58:02.140 one at home mom which i know is a big talking point right now in the world of trying to bring 1.00
00:58:06.500 women back to the home so that they can care properly for children while men work 1.00
00:58:09.920 whatever i'm sure there's a lot of stuff there but like so not to branch out and make this even 1.00
00:58:14.260 more complex conversation because you're right because you're right it's all it's a b c d e
00:58:18.940 we've got the whole alphabet and more yeah we're in the wing things at this point we are we are
00:58:24.300 comic sans of all types but it ain't fun uh uh no it's it's it's like if you 0.97
00:58:30.940 shit man completely lost my train of wait wait wait wait i i no no no i i i feel like i i wanted 0.97
00:58:41.140 to i had something good nobody wants to put in the work no that wasn't it that wasn't it 0.95
00:58:46.340 can we all take guesses i got a question but i'll let you do you want me to ask you the
00:58:51.040 questions maybe it'll come back i had some important wait wait what were you saying please
00:58:55.120 family unit having children uh working class women working at home women working at home
00:59:00.260 why cost more money now to buy a house uh making sure you have a happy unit uh uh the the the 0.99
00:59:06.160 uh responsibility of you roll the dice when you have a kid it could be a fucking little 1.00
00:59:10.600 fucking bugger yeah you know uh uh neil wants to go to the pub i got nothing damn it i fucking 0.99
00:59:16.520 okay yeah i got too much vodka i saw jesus sorry hey can i talk about jesus can i can i ask one 0.99
00:59:21.900 question yeah yeah what about stay-at-home moms oh was that was that it was that what i was gonna
00:59:27.020 talk about stay-at-home moms probably just moms moms so well you've you've been i've i've been
00:59:35.300 watching uh you know you've been having some really big influential people on the show you
00:59:39.440 know you've had tony robbins john cena you've been having a lot of people on the show um you know
00:59:46.040 shack like there's so many names um ruby rose so a lot of them once they reach a certain level
00:59:54.680 of wealth and power and status you know they get into philanthropy so so second mountain
01:00:03.740 the second mountain there we go so do you have any vision or calling or do you feel like you're
01:00:09.320 getting near that education the only thing i would do is education because that's got to make you
01:00:13.640 if i'm not you could start a school if i'm i'm probably going i would love i would love to see
01:00:18.360 you raise a lot of children through an education system also involving greg i think this guy's got
01:00:23.260 some wisdom but i would love to see you get involved in that uh it would definitely not
01:00:26.960 include greg whoa why not he's gotta teach him how to chop no no no i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm
01:00:34.520 kidding it's just uh it's just uh i feel like a lot of i feel like a lot of children will crack
01:00:38.620 under your regime no no dude what about the spartans yeah yeah but bro are we trying to
01:00:44.280 raise the country building weapons absolutely we're trying to build tough people you can also
01:00:47.300 you can have the contrast you can have greg that teaches them to uh be the ultimate versions of
01:00:52.680 their physical look look i'll tell you i'll tell you what being tough being resilient is a major
01:00:57.800 life key all right that's that's if you can this man helped you become very first here's an example
01:01:03.380 when we were in the cub scouts we would go this little cub scout outing and and logan they're
01:01:08.340 going on a hike but all the cub scout leaders want to go on a hike on a bullshit trail and
01:01:13.760 logan and jake are like let's go down here i'm like all right let's go and the cub scout leader 0.98
01:01:17.120 is like oh we can't go down i'm like bullshit we can go down here come on we can get down 0.64
01:01:20.040 and we all climbed down this hill and then one dude's like oh you're gonna have to get back up 0.94
01:01:24.880 i'm like we'll get back up and we had one fat kid on there that was just yeah that's right if
01:01:29.460 you're a fat kid you're a fat kid get over it that's part of life so the fat kid was like
01:01:35.840 get over it struggling and i'm like i'm like hey you can do this dude you can do this we're gonna 0.99
01:01:40.680 help you get up and and we're all behind him putting our hands underneath his feet so he can
01:01:44.660 climb up the hill came or pushing on him and the kids the kids stressing and he and he's like he's
01:01:50.360 like mr paul i don't know if i can do it i go no stop saying that you can do it i know you can
01:01:54.080 you're a big kid you know blah blah and he made it up he got up over the hump and he was always
01:01:59.720 right it's ironically where my whole entire brand of being a maverick came from like i wouldn't i
01:02:04.820 would just if some if everyone's going this way i'm gonna go that way like i don't like to follow
01:02:11.540 the path because that's what everyone knows and has been through how can you learn differently
01:02:16.500 how can you challenge your mind and yourself be curious yeah be inquisitive curious explore to
01:02:22.360 ask questions but a lot of people just don't have it in them you know some people are just
01:02:26.180 and all the other you personally as logan paul you can inspire that mike you can inspire that
01:02:31.540 Spencer inspires that every day.
01:02:33.200 Greg, I know you inspire that through your own format, but it happens.
01:02:36.420 Yeah, and all the other Cub Scout leaders are like,
01:02:37.840 no, we're going to go here. 0.99
01:02:38.660 I'm like, no, that's bullshit. 0.99
01:02:39.820 We learn and get better through trial and error and hardship. 0.98
01:02:42.540 How does one have the motivation to want to better the human race
01:02:49.460 instead of just make you and your family happy and proud while I'm alive?
01:02:56.520 You are still young.
01:02:57.960 I think you're asking that question from a perspective of someone
01:03:00.120 who has not yet accomplished everything they have set out to do personally i think you'll
01:03:04.700 eventually get to that point but uh the ultimate goal would be to be the person that is able to
01:03:12.300 uplift those even if it's just someone who's one step behind you if you are further on the path
01:03:17.780 from them further on the path than them you can help them up one step that will inevitably help
01:03:24.820 next person behind them no matter what it is whether that's a single conversation a person
01:03:30.180 who's going through a hard time that you can help them with uh a personal anecdote that will allow
01:03:35.860 them to arrive there just being willing to be vulnerable and share yourself there you will help
01:03:40.420 that next person which will then in turn lift others pay it forward i think it's also your
01:03:44.740 spiritual connection you know like if you got if you got that spiritual have you identified with a
01:03:50.900 deity jc man let's go i met him today bro always how'd you meet him bro don't even 0.99
01:04:00.080 don't even tickle my face i got one i will is this about fucking education no it's about 0.97
01:04:05.240 you met jesus i'll share where i met jesus dude okay we're holding on the floor for george over 0.99
01:04:11.000 here bro shout out george yeah yeah shit i want to i saw i saw him so what happened how did you
01:04:19.140 i saw joe well i saw jesus but i also saw george today uh wait should i talk about yeah i saw george 0.94
01:04:26.960 on an airplane really yeah for real yeah i was i was getting loaded up to come here the other day
01:04:33.440 and uh i was just sitting in my seat and i was like locked in i had my headphones in and i was
01:04:39.200 on my phone and you know i'll look up every once in a while i was like people are passing by and
01:04:42.640 looked up and there he was bro a bearded you know a bearded george a syrian man a syrian george with
01:04:51.140 bell and reed his videographer bell his fiance yeah congrats i did of course and uh and well
01:04:58.300 well i'll get to that quickly but uh you know i think i think him and i probably had both uh and
01:05:05.320 i don't i don't want to tell too much but i think him and i had both kind of played out like what
01:05:08.600 that interaction would be like if we ever like ran into each other you know what i'm saying and
01:05:13.880 he i just i just like shot up out of my seat and just immediately like put my hand out like it was
01:05:19.500 it was almost like instinctual and he did the same thing and he went i i just like we we had
01:05:27.920 like a hug and stuff in the hallway of the plane where there's like people sitting around like
01:05:31.540 looking at us yeah and then i and then he just went and same with bell and then they kind of
01:05:37.220 like passed through uh and then i was just like let's like link up after you get off the plane
01:05:42.100 and we like walked out of the airport together and had like a great conversation he's he's crushing
01:05:46.500 it and um yeah i don't want i don't want to talk about it too much because it's i i would hope that
01:05:52.900 a portion of it will be used for us to all fix not not that there's anything spencer and i are
01:06:00.740 going to have that we're spencer and i are going to go out and have a podcast with george i mean
01:06:04.740 I mean, it's a really great show.
01:06:05.580 We're going to do our three-
01:06:06.900 Yeah, George, hit us up.
01:06:09.020 George, if you're watching this, just let's do it.
01:06:13.180 It would break the internet because everybody hates these guys.
01:06:17.220 I can't wait to hear George's exact opposite interpretation of how that interacts.
01:06:23.720 Yeah, George is going to be like, we were on our way on the airport. 0.57
01:06:25.480 Dude, I tried to punch him in the face. 1.00
01:06:27.720 Fuck this kid. 1.00
01:06:29.060 No, no, no. 1.00
01:06:29.880 This one, I can confidently say it was great.
01:06:32.620 and it was honestly at least for me i'll speak for myself it felt like uh we hadn't skipped a beat
01:06:37.260 i mean it was just a really really just like super positive conversation we're cracking jokes
01:06:41.260 talking about you know a million things and uh but tell us about jesus where'd you meet jesus okay
01:06:47.660 well that's it's i'm gonna one-up you it's not as bro it's not as deep as you think
01:06:51.980 like pun intended about 30 feet 30 feet underwater and there's a statue of jesus
01:06:56.060 Underwater
01:07:00.980 I'm sorry, bro. You didn't have some sort of like
01:07:04.440 Realization like self-epiphany moment. It wasn't like I saw he wasn't like he was in a penny fountain
01:07:09.440 He wasn't in the shallow end of the kids pool at Atlantis. I had to fucking do something 0.99
01:07:14.200 I had to go to him. I was called to him and I had to go and by the way had to pay 0.99
01:07:26.060 You made a donation to the church.
01:07:27.400 Don't think you should chill out when it comes to these conversations located.
01:07:29.540 Did you receive that?
01:07:30.240 No, no, no.
01:07:31.260 Let me tell my story.
01:07:32.380 I'm very outspoken in defensive of JC.
01:07:35.160 There's a real viral clip on TikTok right now.
01:07:37.760 I sent it to you the other day.
01:07:39.360 That's my guy.
01:07:40.700 I went out on a boat today, 3.5 miles off the shore of Key Largo, 0.98
01:07:46.540 which I had to drive for two hours to fucking get to. 0.99
01:07:49.600 You're making a scene. 0.99
01:07:49.900 You drove?
01:07:50.460 Like I saw him in the shower, okay?
01:07:52.920 He was underwater.
01:07:54.280 Jesus Christ was 30 feet underwater
01:07:57.240 He had fish swimming out of his ears 0.99
01:07:59.840 And I had to fucking take a boat to him 0.99
01:08:02.340 Okay 0.98
01:08:02.780 Don't stop minimizing this
01:08:05.080 Okay man
01:08:05.800 So I had to go out 1.00
01:08:07.040 Put on a full fucking outfit 1.00
01:08:09.380 The fucking waves were 1.00
01:08:11.020 It was like you know North Sea TikTok 1.00
01:08:12.640 Like dude
01:08:13.600 The boat would go up and down
01:08:19.440 And the dude driving the boat
01:08:20.660 He's like he's 40 meters port side
01:08:23.540 and dude I had to put on a whole
01:08:25.680 outfit okay jump in the water
01:08:27.780 the waves were pretty gnarly
01:08:29.380 I was in the ocean today
01:08:31.460 I took a little bit of mushrooms I'm not gonna lie
01:08:33.300 let me guess
01:08:33.680 that's awesome
01:08:36.340 but there were no waves
01:08:38.600 that you speak of 0.96
01:08:39.980 damn 0.99
01:08:40.480 no he was two hours south 0.99
01:08:42.900 I was four
01:08:45.220 miles off
01:08:47.780 shore Spencer were you diving
01:08:50.040 off of an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico 0.97
01:08:52.480 in the south beach bro there was cuban music playing he said you're a wave liar y'all just 0.95
01:08:59.560 lying about y'all and now even you are turning on the lord i'll just say that now dude okay he 0.69
01:09:04.680 was underwater well listen so i i jumped in the water i was able to swim all the way down
01:09:10.380 to this submerged statue okay of jesus with his hands outstretched and i flippered down
01:09:18.160 my big flipper feet with even extended flippers on them and i dude i tried three times but one
01:09:23.280 of the times i was able to actually go no way you dabbed you dabbed up jesus no way and honestly
01:09:29.520 dude all jokes out it was a cool moment because it's a cool statue and a lot of people go to like
01:09:34.000 chrysler redeemer great dude anybody can go to that but can you deep dive into the ocean abyss
01:09:40.720 where there's like fish that go like this right you know what i'm saying like chill with christ
01:09:45.840 underwater yeah for sure one of them was a grand barren fit i don't we saw some tarpon the other
01:09:54.320 day that was nice thanks mac cool all right what was yours i was in amsterdam i went to the reich
01:10:01.360 museum i walked around for a long time i saw my nice uh stained glass windows of all the great
01:10:07.920 dutch historical figures and then i was walking through and i happened upon this one statue that
01:10:15.360 it was carved out of marble i've been really focused on stone work lately i'm very interested
01:10:19.680 i want to really put some time in with some five axis cncs that can carve whatever i want to make
01:10:24.880 out of stone because it's this fascinating technology that can do what the ancient 0.96
01:10:30.000 greats could do with just their hands like i'm not gonna do that i don't have time i'm sorry
01:10:33.840 you ever used an auger i have of course of course i don't think yeah yeah yeah dig some uh fence
01:10:40.160 posts um but yeah it's just in amsterdam riding bikes and uh exploring the canals you know but
01:10:46.720 the reich museum is fantastic dutch history is pretty interesting we got a little bit of it
01:10:51.040 the one thing that is very confusing you've been to amsterdam right of course have you been in
01:10:54.480 amsterdam so the dutch language is very similar to english but it makes no sense none of the words
01:11:02.800 are english at all but they look like english words so the entire time i spent trying i'm a
01:11:07.760 I'm a word guy, trying to understand what I was doing.
01:11:11.500 And on day four, I completely lost my mind.
01:11:14.000 So I was walking around the Rijksmuseum on day four
01:11:16.260 with the Dutch language not being understandable by me.
01:11:20.060 And I found the statue, and it was a very calming moment.
01:11:23.100 Hey, while we're here, guys, I want to get...
01:11:24.780 Hey, while we're here, guys...
01:11:26.340 Looks like somebody drank too much 11 vodka.
01:11:29.600 I did, I did. Thanks, guys.
01:11:32.580 Oh, who are you thanking?
01:11:34.340 Duh, dude, Mark Simpkins and John Roberts.
01:11:36.720 Just say it right now 1.00
01:11:39.980 They like these fuck ups even more dude 1.00
01:11:41.680 Say the names just the names 0.99
01:11:43.240 Mark Roberts
01:11:45.620 And Mike Simpkins
01:11:46.840 You're just saying names
01:11:47.940 Mark Roberts and Mike Simpkins
01:11:49.340 I know but
01:11:53.000 No we don't
01:11:54.900 Yo if you're drinking 10 vodka you're one short
01:11:57.520 Mark Simpkins and Mark Roberts
01:11:59.300 God
01:11:59.820 Mike Simpkins Mark Roberts
01:12:03.620 We're gonna fix education together
01:12:05.420 thank you so much to 11 vodka guys if you're in miami go to 11 and don't forget i can't give a
01:12:10.780 promo for alcohol but he can uh i can't but they gave us this nice facility and we want to thank
01:12:15.500 them for doing that thanks did you pee in the street i actually i really i can i'm going to
01:12:21.980 share one thing i'm going to step outside of my comfort zone and share a little weird thing nice
01:12:25.500 i stopped at a hotel to have a uh lunch while uh we were charging the tesla that i was riding in
01:12:32.140 in with my friend who's running an amazing company i can't wait to have this conversation with you
01:12:35.880 um but yeah i peed in the street there isn't it so weird i did i do you know about this no so
01:12:43.660 there's there's little just like steel structures where you like slip in one side of it it's kind
01:12:49.780 of like a semi-enclosure and you just piss like right in front of all the stores and you see like
01:12:55.460 feet trickling by under the thing and the piss just drains onto the sidewalk and into a little 0.68
01:13:00.520 drain and right into the canal and right into your drinking water smells like piss bro it smells 1.00
01:13:06.260 like piss and you're from the stall you can like peek over and see like chicks twerking naked in
01:13:11.480 the windows with red lights they're like come me it's not it's correct what do you mean it's not
01:13:15.860 true but they're hitting down the alleys the guy that i was talking about the company is amazing
01:13:21.680 they do they do self-cleaning toilets and then we will no longer have the piss smell you'll no
01:13:26.240 longer have the issue of people peeing in the streets dude i've never done this and i've shamed
01:13:32.360 i think all of you for doing it for leaving on the podcast to go pee while we're shooting the 0.54
01:13:38.920 podcast and i wasn't gonna do it but now that we're only talking about piss dude i'm about to 0.98
01:13:43.200 fucking explode and i didn't want to leave during your story i have to be so bad damn bro this is a 0.95
01:13:49.120 big moment for me this is a huge moment for me he left us a little bro no no no no it's not even 1.00
01:13:54.960 because of that it's not because of that it's because the amount of shit that he has given 0.99
01:14:00.360 me for having to pee during the show at my advanced age where i'm requiring of a fucking 0.99
01:14:05.900 toilet oh no no way in the street pee in the street go to him there's a giant pool right 0.99
01:14:11.280 there you can take a leak in logan piss in the pool oh well here we are 3x co-host of
01:14:16.200 mike i'll never forget on like what what happened was it the first episode when you had to get up
01:14:21.380 attack of course i remember that yeah are you serious of course i do that was iconic it was
01:14:26.500 when the sex therapist you were sweating like crazy you know that uh that made it into the fifth vital
01:14:31.460 that story made it into the book it's the same it starts the second chapter i'm in the bathroom
01:14:35.300 splashing water on my face and i had a i mean dylan like i had a panic attack wow panic attack
01:14:40.140 and you know what and you just faced your demon right there literally there are still things that
01:14:45.660 i don't do in life because of fear which is which is which i hate to say i hate to admit that there
01:14:52.440 are things that all of us i i would agree i would i would i would think that as well like there are
01:14:56.960 some big podcasts i've been wanting to do that i've been like um kind of like a little bit nervous
01:15:02.180 to go on there's a guy by the name patrick beck david who i love who who i've been getting emails
01:15:06.860 from his team every like i'm literally supposed to go on the show on tuesday in fort lauderdale
01:15:10.200 he's a good dude and this year i'm i'm pushing myself to to not be nervous anymore because do
01:15:16.260 you want to know what's happened since then the more i did it the more routine it became and the
01:15:21.580 less i was scared to do it like you just have to do it so when you get on just tell them just hey
01:15:26.820 man i'm nervous as shit to be here mic is off yeah how did gp's mic get caught can we just 0.61
01:15:31.160 plug it back in you're good am i there yeah go ahead yeah so when you get there just be like 0.96
01:15:35.780 hey dude i'm i'm happy to be here but i'm nervous as shit yeah and he's gonna be like all right bro
01:15:40.180 just chill he's a good dude but the weird thing about it is gp is like people are less willing 0.54
01:15:45.760 to believe you when you say that when you have like 600 podcasts in the back and they're like
01:15:50.700 dude i just watched you do a show with arnold schwarzenegger last week or kevin hart or john
01:15:54.760 cena or whoever it just it's weird but but you know i think that's a very human thing though
01:15:59.880 you know to be able to address like yeah i've been sitting in groups of people with no cameras
01:16:04.320 and anything and people are nervous to speak i mean i get nervous sometimes when you're speaking
01:16:08.060 so right yeah we're human that's part of it but it is interesting that you bring that up lots i
01:16:12.780 mean it's been a long time a lot's changed since then dude a lot has changed and it's been a it's
01:16:17.800 been a wild ride yeah when you open up with being vulnerable it shows a certain amount of strength
01:16:22.580 and courage if you're like dude i know this might sound weird i've been i've had 600 podcasts but 0.98
01:16:27.040 i'm freaking out being here i'm scared shitless that's true he's gonna be like fuck okay he's 0.79
01:16:32.400 just it's just especially some of these people that are like that are like masters in their 0.96
01:16:35.800 like pbd for example is like so well schooled and well taught that's gonna be a good good platform
01:16:41.440 for you though because you have that you have that you know well-versed political side of you
01:16:46.980 so you're gonna be able to really get it out on that show he he also read my book i sent it to
01:16:52.440 him and so i'm pretty sure he's just gonna want to talk about that which is obviously something
01:16:57.160 that's easy for me to talk about you're probably gonna start talking about taiwan it's very possible
01:17:01.620 it's very possible it's very possible welcome back how's the piss it was so good i feel like a
01:17:06.820 new person see i told you isn't that a great feeling yeah in the bathroom i was just thinking
01:17:10.560 about you guys which was odd i was just thinking about what were you thinking about i was just
01:17:14.940 holding my wheel were you hoping that we were going to hold it down hold down the fort
01:17:18.140 i was like what are they going to even talk about because i still there's still one thing that i
01:17:21.960 wanted to talk about i don't know if it's a good time were you guys in the middle of something
01:17:25.080 i think it's a good opportunity to part unless you want to clear off northern europe no no it's
01:17:30.340 fine yeah um because i had a northern europe story but yours might fit better i'll build it
01:17:35.840 off amsterdam i just wanted to ask about you mac yeah what has life been like after impulsive after
01:17:41.660 four five four six white oak avenue you move you move back to cleveland ohio you know our home city
01:17:49.060 where we met yep what what's what's you been doing a lot of things as as everybody knows
01:17:56.240 been continuing the artistic journey i've found my my stride in understanding that i am a person
01:18:03.680 that has complex and deep feelings emotions intentions that as i continue to dive further
01:18:13.120 into myself i will arrive at the things that i'm supposed to learn for me and hopefully share those
01:18:18.400 with other people so they don't have to learn themselves um but i've been painting a lot i've
01:18:24.320 been writing a lot i put out my first book last uh that would have been two years ago now so i'm
01:18:29.280 on number two right now writing providence providence was the first book uh second book
01:18:35.200 is going to be uh an upside down and backwards version of that but uh that's all i'll say at the
01:18:41.280 moment i've been exploring the real estate industry and trying to figure out how i can
01:18:47.920 bring the ideas of the houses that i've always dreamed of these uh extensive buildings
01:18:56.240 and community gathering spaces to life i'm not an architect but i am a dreamer
01:19:00.880 and i spend a lot of time when i'm uh sitting meditating dreaming about these places that can
01:19:10.400 invoke change for communities for people individually so i can
01:19:16.400 uh spark the spirit of everyone that's trying to discover what life truly is
01:19:24.960 and i've been really reducing my proximity to my simple life in westlake ohio i do love cleveland
01:19:33.920 but i do specifically love westlake because it was a place that i was raised in and it has taught
01:19:40.560 me so much and to give back to my community in the the way that i do and the people around me
01:19:46.320 the artists that i work with that i can share the moments that i've gained with you two spencer of
01:19:51.840 course this guy's literally changed my life in the past two days but also the past of my life
01:19:58.480 greg you've also inspired my life significantly in westlake but i've learned so much from you two
01:20:06.160 and every day i am met with a new artist or a familiar artist that i'm working with that i can
01:20:13.840 share the things i've learned from you two and the world that we've created here and make their
01:20:18.800 lives better and more uh possible so a little bit of creative coaching plus of course my own creative
01:20:24.480 pursuits very cool dude me and you have a crew always have a creative bond because you designed
01:20:29.840 everything for the fifth idol which is so sick yeah not a lot of people know yeah cover the i
01:20:36.400 took the photo for the cover i did the audio book for the final sat in that oh by the way by the way
01:20:43.680 after four years i got a dm yesterday from someone who realized that in the audio book i said that i
01:20:50.400 i would go to cities to sell people to weed that i'd never even met not to sell weed to people i'd
01:20:57.120 never even met i was selling people to weed we can fix it one person out of the hundreds of thousands
01:21:03.720 of people we can fix it but yeah we yeah it's been a it's been a wild run it's crazy to be sitting
01:21:08.840 back here yeah with you guys so stuff like that it's it's things like that and i i would like to
01:21:14.020 take a moment to say that a lot of people don't realize that i do every single creative uh outlet
01:21:19.960 which is audio video photo poetry painting podcasting and all these things and i'm so happy
01:21:26.600 that i'm able to encourage and support others that are doing that that's what i do every day
01:21:31.520 i love my life fantastic man it's it's a hard pursuit uh i feel like i feel like uh to
01:21:39.500 be a master at all of those is super difficult you know and like in the short term yeah for sure
01:21:46.380 are you thinking super long term of course as a 360 degree artist 100 do you think it's going to
01:21:53.160 be harder to brand yourself as such i feel like i'm sitting on a podcast that is reaching millions
01:21:59.120 of people and if the people know truly that i'm the person that does that well maybe hundreds of
01:22:04.900 thousands but uh maybe the clip will reach more it doesn't really matter but i i'm aware that
01:22:11.220 No, I know Caleb's going to do his job.
01:22:16.960 I was talking to Caleb.
01:22:18.640 He's going to put the GTA videos underneath this,
01:22:21.920 but just run the sound of the GTA video.
01:22:24.440 Please, for this one.
01:22:25.400 Please, please, please, please, please.
01:22:27.120 Subtitles.
01:22:27.680 Do subtitles on my channel, but just run that.
01:22:29.620 Yes.
01:22:30.320 Subway servers, too.
01:22:31.320 Add subway servers on top of the GTA.
01:22:33.700 AI photos of Taylor Swift.
01:22:35.460 You can get whatever you can get.
01:22:36.740 Someone sent a meme to me that that's how I watched Oppenheimer
01:22:40.660 Or how I expect an Oppenheimer would be
01:22:42.660 No, I said that
01:22:43.960 No, there was a meme of it
01:22:46.020 Where there was like five different screens
01:22:47.500 It was like Subway Surfer
01:22:48.660 It was like bro expected Oppenheimer to be like this
01:22:50.920 There's Oppenheimer with like GTA in the bottom
01:22:53.700 Subway Surfer on the left
01:22:54.860 TikTok
01:22:55.780 You'd probably enjoy it more
01:22:57.240 No, you would have made it through it at least
01:22:59.600 Finland
01:23:02.700 Doing this
01:23:04.620 I get to the luxury of adventuring
01:23:09.520 Like we talked about what everybody does
01:23:11.400 I love to adventure
01:23:12.940 I love to explore this world
01:23:14.780 I've been to some of the coolest places
01:23:16.660 I'm sorry bro
01:23:19.400 Yeah
01:23:20.120 That has to have an asterisk next to it
01:23:23.380 What do you mean?
01:23:24.300 Man, the first time we went to my ranch
01:23:26.480 I was like come see the top of this hill
01:23:28.860 Come climb this hill
01:23:30.700 You're not a ranch guy
01:23:32.200 No he's not a walk guy
01:23:33.620 It involves walking
01:23:35.900 Mike got pulled by dogs
01:23:38.200 yeah yeah yeah actually you know what's funny he is right when it comes to actually the movement
01:23:44.080 of my legs that part is limited on the adventure side so scooters and that type of thing yeah
01:23:49.820 necessary for sure or dogs this was the only trip in all my years of doing this uh adventure for
01:23:57.060 content format that logan paul reached out to me and said i am jealous of what i'm seeing right now 0.82
01:24:03.680 like like what you are doing right now is fucking insane it was everything i've never done and have 0.81
01:24:08.960 wanted to my whole life it was what was it i went to finland i went to a place called lapland in 0.88
01:24:13.920 finland a city called katila uh which is which is uh just inside the arctic circle so about as far
01:24:20.620 north i mean you've probably you've been up there because you're in oslo and parts of norway so
01:24:24.140 you've been up in that area uh it was my goal to fly from london to uh katila to see the northern
01:24:30.880 lights and while i was on the way out there uh i realized that the cloud cover was pretty fucking
01:24:36.780 gnarly just going to that area in no way ensures that you're going to see how many people watching
01:24:41.800 this right now how many people sitting in this room right now have the goal of one day seeing
01:24:44.900 that that insane solar phenomenon we tried we tried we tried like extensively for like two three
01:24:52.360 days in a row nothing cloud cover lack of solar flare so so i had done a ton of research of and
01:24:57.820 and watch the weather for that for that week and it looked horrible it was like 17 percent chance
01:25:02.900 i was going to see that i get there go to dinner i'm eating some of this norwegian crab which is
01:25:06.840 a specialty in the area and they're trying to feed me reindeer which i just pet one so i didn't want 0.88
01:25:11.160 to eat fucking rudolph bro by any means and i get a facetime from martin garricks the dj who is in 0.99
01:25:21.380 lapland hey man saw your story saw you're in katila i'm here too what the fuck you talk 0.99
01:25:27.800 about yeah man the northern lights that you're here to see because you post on your story about 0.99
01:25:32.760 oh they're out right now like come to where i am right now so we get in the fucking sprinter 0.67
01:25:38.700 me sweet sweet sweet sarah david the german we go out there and there they are this massive 0.85
01:25:45.800 solar phenomenon in all its glory little did i know that 2024 winter was supposed to be the
01:25:52.540 biggest uh northern lights year on record like one of the biggest ever the clouds parted and i got
01:25:57.440 these i got i'll put show some imagery here of these pictures that we got so so but just finland
01:26:03.020 in general happy rated number one country for happiness in the world six or seven years in a
01:26:08.020 row now i went there for my film where do you go to uh helsinki just just an incredible incredible
01:26:14.140 place and then randomly martin's there so so garrick martin garrick's leaves and i the next
01:26:21.280 day i get a dm from lando norris the f1 driver from mclaren possibly one of the biggest personality
01:26:27.340 on the f1 scene right now everyone loves lando norris massive massive you know racer and he's
01:26:33.780 like hey man saw you're in katila i'm here too sorry what did you say lando you're in the arctic
01:26:40.780 circle right now what the fuck are you doing here so i go and i meet him and we we link up at this 0.66
01:26:45.820 karaoke place and we sit and there's a bunch of other racers there we have this night and i say 0.99
01:26:50.040 to him man for for content tomorrow it'd be sick to race you on ice bound go-karts and i'm like 0.96
01:26:56.640 dude he's never gonna say yes to this mclaren's not gonna let him race me on a fucking ice track 0.94
01:27:00.740 he goes yeah okay man shows up the next day we fucking ice mario kart ice against each other 0.97
01:27:07.740 lit lit wild did he smoke you so lando i owe you i owe you a bit of an apology 0.91
01:27:14.480 i presented it on my vlog that that i'd won there was a moment where i hit a a red turtle shell
01:27:21.160 and spun out on the track and he waited for me and and so the thing about these ice carts you win
01:27:28.040 well the thing about these ice carts is the heavier the person in it the better grip it has
01:27:34.620 on the track and he didn't realize that he was dealing with 60 he was you know racing against
01:27:40.980 the fattest man on the planet bro so my tires just dig in at the very last second i zoomed
01:27:47.380 Oh, no way. 0.87
01:27:48.240 You blue shelled him. 0.99
01:27:49.420 Yeah, no, for real.
01:27:50.960 And so it was just a wild kind of like once.
01:27:53.700 And then, of course, the Huskies, you know, riding this dog sled.
01:27:57.200 Dog sledding. 0.78
01:27:57.860 Kind of feeling like an Aborigine in these negative 20 Fahrenheit temperatures. 0.99
01:28:01.560 I think an Aborigine is in Australia with no snow. 0.98
01:28:04.820 Okay. 1.00
01:28:05.260 Fair enough.
01:28:05.660 All right, feeling like a native Finlandian, you know, just Huskies pulling.
01:28:11.500 You got a brake that you have to hit with your foot.
01:28:13.460 That's the only way to stop these mother effers from pulling.
01:28:16.280 They just want to pull. 1.00
01:28:17.380 these dogs are bred to pull, pull, put your foot down. Exactly. It was, it was awesome.
01:28:22.500 It was an awesome trip. And I honestly just refreshed and reinvigorated my desire to continue
01:28:29.500 to churn out that type of content, which is this exploration of this, this planet and, and the
01:28:37.160 cultures that exist in each country, the food that exists in each country, the animals, the,
01:28:41.680 the the the natives and to just continue to dive into that because uh it's it's my it is my favorite
01:28:47.640 thing on the planet to do shout out to anthony bourdain who is my my my hero uh r.i.p and and
01:28:53.220 just so much inspiration from that guy did you see pete over there uh unfortunately he's still
01:28:58.400 he's still flowing man still falling he has not come back to uh to the flat earth unfortunately
01:29:02.940 the earth is flat go watch your flatter i got tagged in a story instagram story the other day
01:29:12.220 they're like logan please make another one of these it's the best thing i saw that story i did
01:29:16.760 and it will always piss me off to know that we had the russian episode we had russian visas it was
01:29:21.240 i had a russian visa in my passport book that makes me look like i had to take it out to get
01:29:27.780 in and out because when i went into ukraine i was like through my passport and that russian
01:29:33.860 visa was there but we never went so i was like oh i think that's uh gonna come do you remember
01:29:39.280 the plot of course okay so can we give a brief synopsis because we're never gonna make this
01:29:43.620 movie so this is when slap fighting was popping off before dana white even way way before this
01:29:49.660 was when we first started we're like yo this is entertaining there's a little meat on this bone
01:29:54.440 so we uh made this script that would be like the flat earth half real half fake like they wouldn't
01:30:01.060 know that where they're filming like scripted bits where i was going to enter this competition
01:30:06.520 the legitimate like russian slap fighting competition and i was probably going to do well
01:30:10.780 and and eventually we in our script we uh we made our antagonist the russian slap fighting champion 0.70
01:30:17.160 whose name was dumpling and and we're like yo this guy can't fucking slap and i was supposedly 0.65
01:30:23.420 gonna meet him in the championship uh we were gonna the the coordinators agreed with us that 0.95
01:30:29.480 i would slap first you're forgetting a part on all of them you were there to avenge my dad no no i'm
01:30:35.260 not there yet i'm not there yet so so along the way just like in the flat earth conference where
01:30:39.940 we got in together i was like mike you should enter the competition this was in our script
01:30:44.500 and mike's like all right man and so first round whoever slaps mike it's a legitimate slap by the
01:30:51.840 There's like a room full of people watching and they wouldn't know this, but essentially in our script the guy would kill Mike
01:30:58.720 Actually actually murder him and so that becomes part of my ethos 0.99
01:31:02.940 It's like I'm gonna avenge my friend and show these fucking Russians that I can slap and I meet this guy in the championship 1.00
01:31:08.780 We scripted two endings, but we also developed a 1.00
01:31:12.300 love interest
01:31:14.300 She was a mind sweeper 1.00
01:31:18.360 Because this is fucked in our script in Russia 0.99
01:31:21.840 there were mines everywhere everywhere like everywhere it was cold war era mines which by 0.98
01:31:28.680 the way is true and so i ended up falling in love with this girl she was she was a minesweeper and
01:31:34.780 um i think in our script whether i ended up winning or losing um at the at the very end
01:31:40.480 mike somehow comes back to life in a wheelchair with like a neck brace he's like bro i made it
01:31:45.740 i made it you won everyone you found the girl this is great and then somehow he ends up like
01:31:51.100 rolling down a hill forever for three minutes he's rolling down a hill in a wheelchair for three
01:31:59.000 minutes and and the whole time we're like no but somehow he keeps going he's dodging all these
01:32:03.740 obstacles like we think he's gonna die again our friend just came back to life but he's on the
01:32:07.660 cusp of death again finally he makes it to the bottom of this hill we're like yo he yeah and he 0.99
01:32:12.720 He turns around and he's like, yeah, we're fucking men. 0.99
01:32:14.960 Mind goes off. 1.00
01:32:18.040 Mic explodes.
01:32:19.440 Story ends.
01:32:20.900 But we had it all scripted.
01:32:21.880 We had literally, by the way, scripted down to like actual lines.
01:32:26.820 Like the thing was ready to go.
01:32:28.320 Like it was packaged, ready to rock.
01:32:29.440 Do you guys think you'll make movies at some point?
01:32:31.360 I want to make them with him.
01:32:33.740 For sure. 0.98
01:32:35.140 But in the vein of Flat Earth, I mean, dude, Flat Earth, like it's fucked up to say this. 0.63
01:32:40.960 but like i want i want my flowers bro and we you know actually we want our flowers for that product 0.81
01:32:50.260 not enough people are talking about that product do you know do you know that it's table stakes to
01:32:54.860 date me that you have to watch that with me do you know i don't want i was about to say do you
01:32:59.200 know how many girls have baby zero she's gone she's not even there she's watched it i forced
01:33:06.040 her to watch it she was like she looked at me at the end and was just like what do you want to say
01:33:10.180 i've shown nina some clips it's it's it's very funny i think i think uh yeah movie making is
01:33:15.240 on the agenda you know one thing at a time yep yep we gotta be action hero wwe superstar first
01:33:21.480 get that title fix the country go make some fix the country and go make some movies before that
01:33:27.420 can we get some dinner i'm hungry guys uh that's it that's it that's all we got um uh greg spencer
01:33:33.120 mac thank you guys for joining us for real thank you guys love you bro i love you guys for real
01:33:38.080 all of you including you dad
01:33:40.560 love you like a son
01:33:42.460 thank you
01:33:43.240 I think I earned some favorite son
01:33:46.420 brownie points this week I'll just say it
01:33:48.140 I came and saw your new house for the
01:33:50.440 first time and Jake didn't
01:33:52.700 and so
01:33:53.480 I earned some brownie points and I'm Greg's favorite
01:33:56.480 son at the moment thank you guys
01:33:58.380 for listening to this episode of Impulsive we love you hit that subscribe
01:34:00.640 button we'll see you next time take it easy
01:34:02.400 peace
01:34:03.140 Lisa tell them about our new show
01:34:06.920 We have a new podcast. It's called Don't Lie to Me.
01:34:10.120 I'm Lexi Iwanu. We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
01:34:15.400 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,
01:34:19.780 occasionally different opinions. And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
01:34:23.980 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, Good Taste is my business.
01:34:29.100 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
01:34:33.320 Hi, this is Kylie Brakeman, Angela Jaritana, Jeremy Culhane, Patrick McDonald, and we're
01:34:40.480 the hosts of the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists podcast, the Improvised Character
01:34:44.880 Comedy podcast, where each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft.
01:34:49.780 Join us for a panel of Eurovision participants.
01:34:52.860 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.
01:34:55.080 Does the Pope dress up?
01:34:56.400 He winks on Halloween.
01:34:58.680 He gets right up next to the microphone.
01:34:59.960 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.
01:35:03.540 You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.
01:35:08.860 Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app,
01:35:13.340 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
01:35:16.340 I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast,
01:35:21.980 the true crime comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it.
01:35:26.360 Each week I bring on an amazing guest.
01:35:28.260 Ooh, I scammed them.
01:35:29.400 What?
01:35:29.960 I could talk to you for an hour.
01:35:31.440 You're a generational yapper, like me.
01:35:33.480 That's why I had to make yapping a job.
01:35:35.460 And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube.
01:35:38.720 Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app,
01:35:41.700 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
01:35:44.660 Scam Goddess!
01:35:46.500 I'm Hamza.
01:35:47.180 And I'm Martin.
01:35:47.760 And we're the hosts of Out of Character,
01:35:49.140 the best podcast in the world.
01:35:51.020 It's really funny and a good time.
01:35:52.580 Wait, really?
01:35:53.060 Yeah, yeah.
01:35:53.540 I think statistics just came back,
01:35:55.580 and we're one of the funniest two guys with mics,
01:35:57.840 and that's pretty hard to beat right now.
01:35:59.720 but it's true, actually.
01:36:01.280 Why should people listen to us?
01:36:02.580 Tell them.
01:36:03.000 Well, we're trendy.
01:36:03.920 We're funny.
01:36:04.500 We're topical.
01:36:05.240 You get all your news here.
01:36:06.380 Not, you know, the facts,
01:36:07.640 but maybe our takes on it
01:36:09.160 and everything in between.
01:36:10.680 So listen out of character
01:36:11.980 on the iHeartRadio app,
01:36:13.620 Apple Podcasts,
01:36:14.460 or wherever you get your podcasts.