00:03:21.920what's up you're definitely from how's it hanging no i can't say that on this podcast
00:03:26.460you can't say that you can't you can't you can't say how's it hanging i would prefer you use
00:03:34.760different verbiage are we going conservative no are we rolling yeah oh okay yeah yeah
00:03:43.040scratching my eye what's going on with your eye i don't know what is going on by i didn't know
00:03:49.300we're rolling can we start over no no no no no no no you gotta understand we're just gonna roll
00:03:53.640because you have to understand this is the chill nature of the show we i'll tell you what pretend
00:03:57.200these cameras aren't here but so why'd you tell me to open with how's it hanging no you said listen
00:04:02.900no matter what when we start rolling please say how's it hanging i could i concur i want to start
00:04:06.980the podcast and i was like you really want me to say that it's such a vulgar term and you said yeah
00:04:11.420fuck anybody that doesn't want me to want you to say it just go ahead and say it you know because
00:04:16.120when i go i i choose to say how's it hanging let's start over we're gonna have this based
00:04:25.040on me twice the other day 4 a.m well then maybe we should start over in three two one and begin
00:04:33.200welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world ladies and gentlemen thank you for
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00:04:41.060Guys, we have the most prolific manager in sports entertainment, one of the best storytellers of all time, and the man who is probably the most knowledgeable in terms of wrestling and the history of the world.
00:04:54.840Ladies and gentlemen, his name is Paul Heyman.
00:05:34.140uh is it hey honey we're spending the morning in bed or is it a call to the divorce lawyer
00:05:40.580yeah and one of is not is not it's not flattering at all the object is to be the greatest what do
00:05:45.800you have to do for them to change this wikipedia from one of the greatest to widely regarded as
00:05:50.980the greatest manager and creative mind of all time well that's if anybody takes wikipedia seriously
00:05:56.860And when they write one of as their credentialed biography of Paul Heyman, it immediately kills their credibility.
00:06:05.000And anybody that follows this industry knows I'm not one of anything and that I am the goat and that it should be acknowledged and accepted and respected and worshipped.
00:06:16.880And that when they read Wikipedia and it goes one of, they simply they go, they look at that and I'll say it into that camera right there.
00:13:54.680My first thing that I would say to you, if we're sitting in that little cubbyhole I've created for myself now in Gorilla, is then you know you're doing your job right.
00:14:04.640Because if they start to appreciate what you do, if they start to appreciate how good you are, if they start to appreciate what you do bring to the table, then you're not presenting yourself as a villain in a great enough fashion that they're ignoring all that it takes for you to be that villain.
00:14:29.080And you're presenting yourself as one of the truly hateable villains in this industry to such a degree that they ignore what it takes for you to be you.
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00:40:45.480I mean, this is Olivier, for crying out loud.
00:40:47.380So they do the very famous scene in the movie Marathon Man, which was directed by John Schlesinger, where Olivier plays this Nazi dentist, you know, this Nazi doctor coming to New York to get all the gold that the Nazis had stolen from the victims.
00:41:01.700And Dustin Hoffman, he thinks, knows something about when Olivier is going to grab the gold.
00:41:08.620And he starts to drill into his teeth.
00:59:45.820Ladies, that's where I got the ladies.
00:59:48.140Well, the ladies and gentlemen comes from my father
00:59:50.860introducing himself to a jury, but also comes from news conferences.
00:59:55.960Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Detective This Guy,
00:59:58.420and this is the crime that I've been in charge of investigating.
01:00:02.180So it's always, you know, ladies and gentlemen, my name is.
01:00:05.680So I always thought, well, okay, well, if I'm going to do public speaking, I should always assume that nobody knows who I am and it's his first time.
01:00:12.680So, you know, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
01:00:15.540But that comes from watching my father in front of a jury.
01:00:17.920Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Richard S. Heyman.
01:00:19.720I'm the attorney for this person, for the plaintiff.
01:00:23.260You know, and when I was Brock's advocate, that was a tribute to my father because that was my father would press and press.
01:00:29.760and a judge would finally say you know calm down calm down my father would say here honor i'm i'm
01:00:34.760just an advocate so when i came back with brock i was like well let me be the advocate you know so
01:00:41.160that was a that's how i felt my role was it was uh um upgrading to it was was advancing to
01:00:49.660the evolution of the character do you i feel like i have to ask because like you've been
01:00:56.900you've been dealing with some people who believe this but oh this is why i asked the question yeah
01:01:02.160i figured why don't you take it well i just i i can yeah i just didn't i was trying to get into
01:01:07.120a deeper spot with you just to explore the complexities of that noggin of yours mr hayman
01:01:11.900it's a great noggin good noggin um there's a there's an ongoing uh tide on x formerly known
01:01:19.960as twitter and other channels right now that is uh making an attempt to debunk the holocaust
01:01:26.680i don't know if you ever see any of this stuff or if you're privy to it uh number of deaths
01:01:32.960number of camps the true rationale for the initiative uh by the nazis some people even
01:01:38.680saying that hitler was more of a hero than a villain is there any thoughts or response you
01:01:43.900have to any of that uh goings-on can't control the narrative and if the narrative is going
01:01:49.620to be allowed or encouraged on the platform then that platform has has fallen into the disinformation
01:01:57.900and the historical disinformation that i myself can never control you have a free speech they'll
01:02:03.560say yeah and and and i and i respect that uh to to a degree uh and and and and at the same time
01:02:13.720i also understand how how it warps the the authenticity of the historical facts that have
01:02:21.300been presented uh and and i also wonder you know the what what's the old expression and and and
01:02:27.560actually this is something i'm sure one of the one of the first steps that you had to go through
01:02:32.540in recovery um you know you know uh you know may i have the solace to to uh to oh the serenity
01:02:41.260prayer right you don't grant me the strength to accept things of which i sorry of which i have
01:02:47.740no control yes you know um using professional wrestling or at least my personal experience
01:03:01.480professional wrestling as as an example here okay in in in 1995 i i i come i ended up taking over
01:21:54.000mcfoley yes it's it's crazy to me like just like how ingrained in wrestling you are you're it's
01:22:00.860almost you're almost synonymous with wrestling well and again so how many moments have been
01:22:06.300passionate beautiful wonderful dream affirming life affirming moments for me you know you'll
01:22:14.420have that in life and and believe me when if if you're if you are blessed enough to
01:22:19.220become a very old man like me uh you'll sit back and they'll say what was it like when this
01:22:24.780happened on the podcast what was it like when this happened what was it like when when his
01:22:27.740life changed what was it like when your life changed but you have to be present for him
01:22:31.500because we've because they're not with the stuff you asked him about but we've we've together
01:22:36.400separate lived through a lot of moments over the past eight to ten years that qualify heavily for
01:22:42.020that type of and and we've we've never really some of them haven't been processed properly
01:22:47.540haven't been put compartmentalized properly one thing i do want to ask you for for a run out is
01:22:53.040you talk about this this catalog and inventory of events that you've seen in wwf wwe and i hate
01:23:00.440superlatives he does too on the show we don't do it a lot what's your moment man what's the moment
01:23:05.720that stands out to you that you think about and you still get sweaty palms or goosebumps
01:23:10.140having witnessed it having stood and bared testimony to this moment
01:23:15.260all of it the whole thing the whole thing um and the best moment hasn't happened yet because if i
01:23:27.780think that it if it has i'd be off doing other things i'd be i'd be i'd be writing producing
01:23:35.520directing movies i'd i'd be creating uh i'd i'd i'd i'd try to compete with taylor sheridan and
01:23:41.380put something on Netflix that would compete with what he has over on Paramount Plus with
01:23:46.740Landman and Yellowstone. I would take on some other genres. I would take some friends of mine
01:23:57.860in the music business and get into a studio and say, I'll pay for the studio time. Let's just
01:24:01.880jam. Let's see if I can do the Rick Rubin and produce even though I have no musical understanding
01:24:08.320whatsoever um i i i i would do something else all of it and all of it with with the expectation of
01:24:17.580we can top this tomorrow and two days from now we can top tomorrow um if if if it's um i mean
01:24:26.000it there are easy answers ecw itself getting on pay-per-view for ecw uh the first ecw pay-per-view
01:24:34.200the last ecw pay-per-view uh the uh the revival of ecw in 2005 and that one night stand uh in the
01:24:42.820entire show brock lesnar conquering the undertaker streak what about you ad-libbing john cena's theme
01:24:51.140song there you go see and i can i can do and the funny thing is and i and i love john cena because
01:25:00.140i went up to john and i said uh you know i expect you to tear into us he goes oh that's a good
01:25:07.400expectation and then i said uh i said uh would you like to know my retort and he goes no i said
01:25:13.100my retort's a little unconventional and he says he goes great i'll react to it naturally out there
01:25:18.380i said you sure you don't want to know this nope he goes he goes you can't see me and i can't hear
01:25:24.620you right now and he walked away you know and I was like okay and you know then you know he he
01:25:30.160just dug into us and dug into us and I'm just like and I walked away and he comes to the back
01:25:37.720and he's just he's laughing his ass off tearing but you know reaction wise because he's so great
01:25:43.740he reacted perfectly to it um but I mean again it's that it's and by the way all of these things
01:25:51.160And I can tell you, you know, I, how could I not mention simply sitting on the couch for the last five seconds of the SmackDown after Roman Reigns returned during COVID and we were heading towards, he was still the big dog and I was still known as Brock Lesnar's advocate and the camera pans out for the last five seconds of SmackDown.
01:26:12.340and and he had he had hit my catchphrase because he hit that's not a prediction that's a spoiler
01:26:18.180and and you see you see um uh uh um who was it uh um
01:26:23.840adam pierce it was adam pierce goes that look gets a look on his face and the camera pans out
01:26:30.920and i'm sitting on this this ratty ass we was vince was so mad because he went god damn that's
01:26:36.680terrible couch jesus christ what what that looks like shit but we but we did it live you know and
01:26:43.720even though it was it was taped i you know he said let's reshoot it like but we have no other couches
01:26:48.560and we're gonna find a couch at you know at midnight now in shooting this you know and that
01:26:53.620was it so we lived with it um but i'm sitting on a couch with roman and and and and the camera pans
01:26:59.500out and i hit the big dog's line and i i just said believe that and we're off the air and so for five
01:27:05.720seconds we end a smackdown with brock lesnar's advocate on the couch with the big dog within a
01:27:12.580week we named him the tribal chief we named him the head of the table and he had the title on him
01:27:18.88048 hours later um i can't tell you that's not the moment because the whole wwe universe at that
01:27:27.860moment shifted that was the moment that completely changed everything during the pandemic because
01:27:35.380that was the birth of the tribal chief but that's not the moment either all of these moments my
01:27:42.320entire 40-year experience is a moment it's a blink of an eye it's it's it's a blur yet with details
01:27:49.720i understand but i'm i'm a junkie too nice but one that doesn't want to recover one that doesn't
01:27:59.020want treatment i embrace my addiction my addiction is the pursuit of topping my addiction is to
01:28:07.600put put in a body of work as a supporting player as a collaborator on something creative
01:28:14.700and walk by the mirror after the day is done and say to myself follow that motherfucker
01:28:20.720and then the next day strive to do so and the day after that strive to beat whatever i came up with
01:28:28.400for the next day it's just a pursuit of the future it's just looking forward and never resting on
01:28:35.320your laurels i don't want to be that guy that like i can't watch myself really oh god no really
01:28:42.820oh watch back the tapes you don't watch the tapes uh the first week like i'll study it the first
01:28:48.580week just to see how i did what i did what i don't like that i do how i hold my body it's my body
01:28:54.860language right um javier bardem has a great thing about acting and that he looks at in the script
01:29:01.080and he looks at the body first he was and he says i don't really he says i don't i don't read it for
01:29:05.420the words i don't read it for the emotion i read it for the body how's my body gonna react you know
01:29:10.060if you're like you'll never see me do this yeah ladies and gentlemen my is even the way my voice
01:29:16.300sounds now you know ladies this is how you sound like jerry lewis like lady you know like this
01:29:22.600you know but you know because because it's king schlong it's i'm 10 feet tall out there you know
01:29:28.980i'm 10 feet tall and and and and i'm uh and then i'm 14 inches flaccid and some women like it that
01:29:35.160wide you know i mean i'm i'm you know i'm just out there you know it is a gentleman you know
01:29:40.540and he just looked i mean i'm standing like i have like i have lats like i'm standing there
01:29:44.900like this like i'm jacked and i'm not jacked but i feel it when i'm out you know my name is
01:29:51.600you know boom you know like that but when i'm being confronted by a solo soko or a jacob fatua
01:29:57.020somebody man the balls crawl up into your stomach i mean i i literally i i try to teach this to
01:30:02.840people if you're afraid don't be like this this is now if you're afraid you're not like this
01:30:08.620you're afraid man you you you you sink in everything crawls up inside you you're like this
01:30:14.580you turn your shoulder you come away from you know it's so it's it's it's it's it's all about
01:30:19.940that you know so so um the exhilaration to me in life is is is is is looking forward i look at i
01:30:31.600look at my body of work and um and you know for the first few days i'll study everything that i do
01:30:37.380what can okay oh you know they're cutting cameras now a little differently oh i gotta play to this
01:30:42.360side a little more oh man they like this cameraman he's coming up from they like this camera angle
01:30:47.480Okay, how do I play to that camera angle that nobody else is playing to?
01:30:53.240How do I stay ahead of the rest of the crew?
01:30:55.360How do I get Roman to lean into this side so that they have this?