Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Ray Exposes Kai Cenat & AMP, Trolls Logan Paul About Japan, Calls Out IShowSpeed & Adin Ross

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00:00:14.980 But just don't say it out loud.

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00:00:28.440 it's a captain of taiwan ray wait so you're just a random kid who met kai sanat you're 0.98

00:00:34.960 calling kai sanat what do you call him my daddy are you 19 yeah i'm 19 i'm 40 it's not a fucking 0.97

00:00:41.640 family bro what the why you too awful this bro would you ever box depend on hulu if you could 0.97

00:00:47.060 call out any streamer i'll box in leon do you speak mandarin yeah is it possible for you to

00:00:52.480 do the rest of this podcast in mandarin you definitely know it's not mandarin

00:00:58.100 It is Mandarin.

00:00:59.060 You could drink that Prime Energy. 0.99

00:01:00.340 I'm a Biada side. 0.88

00:01:01.300 Bro, I know you're about to clip farm. 0.98

00:01:02.620 I know it.

00:01:04.680 Who got more bread?

00:01:05.940 Kai, Aiden, or Speed?

00:01:07.520 I'll probably say.

00:01:08.400 Clip it.

00:01:09.120 Put it on TikTok right now.

00:01:10.280 What is your roommate's name? 1.00

00:01:11.560 Ping Chang-Hoo. 0.57

00:01:12.140 It sounds like Kim Jong-Hoo. 0.51

00:01:13.660 Whoa.

00:01:14.540 Politically, they sound similar.

00:01:16.140 Are you just a reincarnation of Ricegum?

00:01:18.240 Nah, I'm Jackie Chan.

00:01:19.100 Can you do karate?

00:01:20.360 Oh, how did you meet Kai? 0.51

00:01:22.000 It was a future to Japan.

00:01:23.340 Japan. 0.94

00:01:24.120 Yeah, what about it?

00:01:28.100 bro crazy day right it's insane crazy day we just flew in on a on a helicopter from the hamptons

00:01:41.980 you know what the hamptons are you got it compton yeah yeah yeah yeah well it's a little bit

00:01:50.580 different than comp yeah different we should start with a different topic maybe we've gone

00:01:58.040 off veered off track yeah so the hamptons is a is a very wealthy neighborhood in new york not

00:02:03.900 compton the hamptons mike used to do crack what was that he used to do crack which is why partially

00:02:09.680 why he sounds like that yeah his crack crack well how is it uh it's intense to say the least

00:02:16.300 i would steer clear okay i like that i'm not on steer clear dude yeah so he he so his voice is

00:02:23.520 naturally raspy yeah and he also cannot stop talking he has this thing where he just cannot

00:02:28.460 stop talking that's why i'm on a podcast man and what i call um what what what i call um

00:02:34.760 what what are you trying to what are you trying to come up with say the word uh crackhead

00:02:41.420 no no no another word heroin like you want to move always want to move always trying to do

00:02:46.760 Oh, he's like ADD? ADHD?

00:02:48.760 Oh, yeah.

00:02:49.760 Hyperactive.

00:02:50.760 Yeah.

00:02:51.760 Well, we've been going hard all weekend here at Fanatics Fest.

00:02:54.760 Yeah.

00:02:55.760 And so he's been just nonstop talking, like I said.

00:02:57.760 Y'all just laying or what?

00:02:59.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:00.760 This is the first day?

00:03:01.760 This is our third day, Ray.

00:03:02.760 Yeah, we got to get out of here.

00:03:03.760 It's getting bad.

00:03:04.760 It's getting bad.

00:03:05.760 It's getting bad.

00:03:06.760 Wow, I love New York.

00:03:07.760 Do you really love New York?

00:03:09.760 Is this your first time in New York?

00:03:10.760 Hell yeah.

00:03:11.760 Nah, nah, I've been here.

00:03:12.760 I've been here.

00:03:13.760 Last summer I was here with AMPNM.

00:03:15.760 Tell me what you like about New York.

00:03:18.920 Tell me what you like about New York. 0.99

00:03:20.120 New York, the people, the deadies, 0.64

00:03:23.760 people are always crazy, you know what I mean? 0.93

00:03:25.400 You love that.

00:03:26.240 I love seeing crack happy on the-

00:03:28.240 Well, you got one right here.

00:03:29.080 What up?

00:03:29.920 Yeah, like, nah, but you're not like,

00:03:31.840 you're not that crazy. 0.53

00:03:32.680 When I say crazy, they're really crazy, you know what I mean? 0.98

00:03:35.280 I'm crazy, bro. 1.00

00:03:36.960 No, the fuck you don't, bro. 1.00

00:03:38.960 How, what about the girls? 1.00

00:03:39.920 You like the, what do you call them, a huss? 0.99

00:03:41.520 The huss? 1.00

00:03:42.360 Yeah, you fuck with that NYC huss? 1.00

00:03:44.800 hell yeah that's a house what you see if you're if you're on the way like walking down the street 1.00

00:03:49.140 in new york city and you see one wall font some fine shit walk by what are you going to say to 0.98

00:03:52.920 her i love fine shit nice yeah that's creative that's creative wait wait so what just like a 0.98

00:04:00.280 voice like a wife or like you'll still be around the house i know i have a wife no house my wife 0.98

00:04:05.640 my wife has made it pretty clear she doesn't even want women breathing in my direction and you know

00:04:09.960 i got well i have to honor that you know you got kids right i have one daughter i'm sorry how are

00:04:14.780 you i'm 30 i'm unc yeah don't bro just wait till i get to him this dude is pushing 85 how are you

00:04:21.500 87 what is this a roast session not that's a hollywood uh i'm 40

00:04:44.780 pretty good yeah thank you thank you i was very lucky to get to this point you know how i am

00:04:51.280 how old if you say no no no i guess i think you're 19 20 you know because on my pdf it says

00:04:59.740 he's about 19 years old patrick bro he's about 19 well there might not be about 19 0.81

00:05:10.020 are you 19 yeah i'm 19 you're a teenager no the fact i'm a grown ass man 0.59

00:05:15.540 all right all right all right all right because this is crazy because dude i was once 19 as well 0.88

00:05:22.100 me too and i remember when i met 30 year olds i'd be i'd be like yo you just hit 30 right i just hit

00:05:27.660 30. i saw you older no then duke older than you oh he's older than me how old's duke 31 some

00:05:37.320 no he's older and he's got like six eight or nine kids too i think right

00:05:42.920 that his business i don't know oh no i'm just asking i'm not saying you gotta know i'm just

00:05:48.680 curious wait let me ask him though let me ask you a question yeah what happens when you're 40

00:05:58.920 i'll probably retire i'll probably go back to taiwan because i feel like just like be gone like

00:06:06.120 Like Royce come.

00:06:08.280 I just gone, right?

00:06:09.180 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:06:09.780 I'm trying to be like Cardi shit. 0.99

00:06:12.420 You're trying to go off the grid. 1.00

00:06:14.080 Tim Duncan shit. 1.00

00:06:15.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:15.540 I don't know if I understand that, but like,

00:06:17.920 it's like just gone, like,

00:06:19.700 disappear from the internet.

00:06:21.440 Yeah.

00:06:21.980 I'm sure that.

00:06:22.860 What are you trying to do on the internet?

00:06:24.920 Like, what's your goal?

00:06:25.580 Do you have a goal?

00:06:27.220 Just make money.

00:06:29.200 Get the bag.

00:06:29.980 Yeah.

00:06:30.300 Get the bag?

00:06:31.000 And leave and escape.

00:06:32.000 That's all, right?

00:06:32.760 Hey, you just go by Ray online?

00:06:36.120 Rae, they call me Raekwon, they call me Chen Rae Shi.

00:06:39.000 What would you prefer?

00:06:39.720 They call me Rae Furt, they call me... 0.94

00:06:43.960 Taiwan Terror, the terror of Taiwan.

00:06:45.560 Captain of Taiwan. 0.87

00:06:46.520 Yeah.

00:06:46.920 All right, all right.

00:06:47.640 I got an intro.

00:06:48.600 Yeah.

00:06:49.720 Ladies and gentlemen, it's the captain of Tyro...

00:06:52.120 Tyrone.

00:06:53.800 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Tyrone.

00:06:54.600 Tyrone.

00:06:55.240 It's the captain of Taiwan, Rae.

00:07:02.120 What's Taiwan like, dude?

00:07:03.480 I didn't know you were the captain. 1.00

00:07:04.440 That shit's ass. 1.00

00:07:06.120 that's my country but i have to say bro everybody's npcs dead nobody there germany was there but 1.00

00:07:17.400 it's just there bro is it let me ask you something you because you seem like the person to ask 0.86

00:07:21.800 is taiwan gonna get invaded by china

00:07:26.520 i don't know none about i don't know none of that because they produce a lot of a lot of chips

00:07:31.480 microprocessors a lot of gpus and stuff micro compute yeah it's we're in the age of compute

00:07:36.840 uh-huh and taiwan oh they make it out cheap yeah yeah they produce a lot of it yeah so it's it's a

00:07:41.560 it's a hub dude it's a hot you're saying it's not lit but taiwan's a hot spot for tech 0.99

00:07:45.880 like that type of shit is hot but like for me for like young guys there's nothing good ass 0.98

00:07:52.760 Nothing good to do there, nothing to do. 1.00

00:07:54.760 What the fuck you got going on over there? 1.00

00:07:56.760 You tell us. 1.00

00:07:58.760 Everybody got flat ass. 0.99

00:08:00.760 Everybody got like NPCs. 0.99

00:08:02.760 What's the NPCs? Real NPCs.

00:08:04.760 They got NPCs. 1.00

00:08:06.760 So coming from a place like Taiwan where you just said like everyone has a flat ass. 0.99

00:08:12.760 That's what you said, right? 1.00

00:08:14.760 I don't want to put words in your mouth. I'm just saying what you said.

00:08:16.760 When you came to America,

00:08:18.760 What did you see that you liked specifically about the people?

00:08:23.760 Just the culture is different.

00:08:25.760 It's just so different. 0.97

00:08:28.760 When I first come here, I'm like, damn, I have to move here. 0.81

00:08:34.760 It's like lit. 0.97

00:08:35.760 What city first?

00:08:37.760 Atlanta.

00:08:38.760 You like Atlanta?

00:08:40.760 Nah, not really.

00:08:41.760 But it's cool if it's a home run because I live here.

00:08:44.760 But yeah, I don't want to move here.

00:08:46.760 I want to move here.

00:08:47.760 When I first come here, I want to move here. 0.98

00:08:49.760 I'm still in high school and shit. 1.00

00:08:51.760 I go to school every single day, shit boring. 1.00

00:08:53.760 Dude, your story is pretty crazy, Ray. 1.00

00:08:56.760 Jokes aside, because you're really funny, but dude, you're also so young.

00:09:00.760 So what happened?

00:09:01.760 You were in Taiwan and you just started streaming yourself?

00:09:03.760 Nah, nah, nah.

00:09:04.760 I wasn't even streaming.

00:09:05.760 I just in high school.

00:09:06.760 I'm just a random kid in high school.

00:09:08.760 Wait, so you're just a random kid who met Kai Sanat on a live stream?

00:09:13.760 Kai Sanat?

00:09:14.760 You call him Casinat?

00:09:16.760 That's what he calls him, yeah.

00:09:18.760 What do you call him?

00:09:22.760 Casinat.

00:09:24.760 Casinat?

00:09:26.760 Yeah, he gives it like a French twist.

00:09:28.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:30.760 I've been calling him my daddy.

00:09:34.760 Mike calls me that.

00:09:36.760 I did that for a while too.

00:09:38.760 Back in 2017, yeah.

00:09:40.760 It's been a while. We've been working together a long time, dude.

00:09:42.760 I can tell.

00:09:44.120 The beards.

00:09:45.080 Yeah, we bad beards, no beards.

00:09:48.240 I don't know.

00:09:49.160 I can never grow my beard.

00:09:50.880 Too young.

00:09:51.380 I'm Asian.

00:09:52.020 Too young.

00:09:52.880 No, I don't think you'll ever be able to grow a beard.

00:09:54.980 I can never grow hair like hair, bro.

00:09:56.960 I try to grow hair.

00:09:57.980 No, you actually, you know what you should do?

00:10:00.420 This is like- 0.99

00:10:01.260 You start ass? 0.99

00:10:01.880 No, you should do it when you get canceled. 1.00

00:10:04.540 100%.

00:10:04.940 Yeah, wait, yeah, wait, and you will.

00:10:07.220 Can I cancel?

00:10:08.080 You will.

00:10:08.700 No, he can't get canceled.

00:10:09.980 He's already beyond it. 1.00

00:10:11.060 Dude, he says crazy shit. 1.00

00:10:12.760 I do say I'm crazy shit but 1.00

00:10:14.900 Do you think it's harder for 0.99

00:10:16.400 someone like Ray to get cancelled?

00:10:20.000 Just cause it's so

00:10:20.800 I feel like it's so much easier 0.98

00:10:23.100 for just straight up white people to get cancelled 0.94

00:10:25.260 Now you can get cancelled 1.00

00:10:27.420 if I say I'm crazy shit 0.99

00:10:28.300 I think everyone can probably get equally cancelled 0.98

00:10:31.340 What would get you cancelled?

00:10:33.280 Y'all gonna get me cancelled?

00:10:34.880 Nah please don't bro

00:10:36.340 It won't be on this show Ray

00:10:38.400 It will not be on this show

00:10:39.520 We don't get to decide who gets cancelled either by the way

00:10:42.000 We have no say in that. 0.99

00:10:42.840 Wait, what happened to yours like canceled shit? 0.99

00:10:47.500 What happened with me? 0.99

00:10:48.340 I mean, how much time you got?

00:10:49.880 Huh?

00:10:50.720 How much time you got?

00:10:51.800 A lot.

00:10:52.640 The list goes on and on, brother.

00:10:54.360 He's been in Asia once.

00:10:56.800 Japan, and the tree.

00:11:02.240 Wait, but how you got canceled?

00:11:03.560 You didn't even do it. 1.00

00:11:04.560 Oh, that's like, black history, some shit. 1.00

00:11:12.560 Like, exactly. 1.00

00:11:13.840 Exactly. 0.56

00:11:14.760 Black history.

00:11:15.700 I've made some mistakes.

00:11:17.080 Yeah, me too, me too. 1.00

00:11:17.860 I've seen some bad shit before. 0.99

00:11:19.620 Have you experienced any consequences of your mistakes? 0.99

00:11:24.000 What do I mean?

00:11:24.960 Like, has anything bad happened to you because of something you did online?

00:11:29.280 What happened? 1.00

00:11:30.320 Lay out my dick. 1.00

00:11:32.880 Sorry. 1.00

00:11:33.400 What was that one? 1.00

00:11:34.160 Lay out my dick. 1.00

00:11:34.560 dick who internet oh everybody gets up on your shit yeah they hop on my shit yeah but you never 1.00

00:11:41.580 lost no brand deals oh brand deal uh nah i don't think so can i ask how you make money stream i 1.00

00:11:50.780 stream can you tell me exactly how you make money by streaming how you stream there's like revenue

00:11:58.300 ads

00:11:59.500 sub

00:12:00.820 if you mean

00:12:01.720 that's all

00:12:02.180 country revenue

00:12:02.800 are you making

00:12:04.120 guap

00:12:04.800 guap

00:12:05.920 like money

00:12:06.440 good money

00:12:06.960 yeah hell yeah

00:12:08.280 that's why I moved here

00:12:09.060 really

00:12:09.460 yeah

00:12:10.040 wait but

00:12:11.680 my good money

00:12:12.860 is probably

00:12:14.140 not your good money

00:12:15.260 well our

00:12:16.380 our good money

00:12:17.160 is different 1.00

00:12:17.540 our shit's different too 0.99

00:12:18.980 like my good money 1.00

00:12:20.140 it's like

00:12:20.560 good money

00:12:21.640 yeah

00:12:23.100 I don't know 0.99

00:12:23.660 probably shit 0.99

00:12:24.520 for me 1.00

00:12:25.100 yeah it's a billboard

00:12:27.060 you ever try one of those

00:12:28.180 You wanna try one of those

00:12:29.700 No no no

00:12:30.180 What you wanna do a deal

00:12:31.660 You wanna do a deal with Prime

00:12:34.600 Okay okay okay but

00:12:36.720 Look I think you're great

00:12:38.820 I guess I would just ask

00:12:41.140 Like

00:12:41.500 What are the deliverables you know

00:12:44.540 What are you willing to do for the

00:12:45.680 Like you're working you know

00:12:47.700 You drinking it in your streams you know

00:12:49.860 You're above the age of 18

00:12:51.320 You could drink that Prime Energy

00:12:53.700 I'm gonna be honest 1.00

00:12:55.780 If this shit ass I'm gonna say his ass 1.00

00:12:57.580 We all know you 1.00

00:13:00.360 I'm saying good

00:13:01.200 No 0.72

00:13:01.840 Bro I know you about a clip farm

00:13:09.180 I know it

00:13:09.900 I know it

00:13:11.300 I'm good brother

00:13:13.820 It's not bad

00:13:16.460 I'm not even joking

00:13:19.460 This is great

00:13:20.040 Before y'all make some like pizza

00:13:21.520 It was a joke

00:13:24.060 It was a prank

00:13:24.780 That's not even a prank

00:13:26.180 Y'all sell it 1.00

00:13:26.840 That shit is... 1.00

00:13:27.340 No, no, we didn't... 1.00

00:13:28.320 Dude, it wasn't real prime, the pizza prime.

00:13:31.020 It was an April Fool's prank. 1.00

00:13:32.440 What kind of fucking sickos make pizza-flavored hydration? 1.00

00:13:35.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:36.480 It's an April Fool's.

00:13:37.680 April Fool's.

00:13:38.520 You sell it though.

00:13:39.500 Why you sell it?

00:13:39.940 No, we didn't sell it.

00:13:41.760 We didn't sell it. 1.00

00:13:42.460 Wait, you sell some bad shit I forgot about. 1.00

00:13:44.560 That shit is so bad. 1.00

00:13:45.700 No, we don't sell bad... 1.00

00:13:46.520 I'm like, damn. 0.99

00:13:47.580 Which one? 0.99

00:13:48.140 No.

00:13:48.440 I forgot it's like some crazy flavor.

00:13:50.180 No, because we do every April Fool's.

00:13:52.120 It's a prank.

00:13:52.740 Oh, it's a prank.

00:13:53.620 Oh, yeah, yeah, it's a prank.

00:13:54.420 So every bad drink is a prank?

00:13:56.060 Yes.

00:13:56.420 you got it if you don't if you don't like the drink it's a prank bro obviously okay

00:14:06.220 yeah do me a favor don't drink too much of that all right actually or or do or right

00:14:13.260 oh it's energy it's got 200 milligrams of caffeine can you drink caffeine hell nah you don't

00:14:18.660 no coffee i go to sleep oh paradoxical effect it does the opposite so you know i go to sleep

00:14:24.920 wake up i got more energy yeah can we bring him back to the how he got here story we kind of got

00:14:31.160 off it because of the french how he does the french cousin what was your process into this

00:14:36.280 chair like how did you talk about your come up your your your i'm okay about bro i got i got

00:14:41.880 blessed like it's all luck i i didn't mean to be a counter creator it's like i got choose to

00:14:48.520 be a counter creator what would you have done otherwise well hold on hold on still in college

00:14:53.640 doing nothing i i i'm gonna give up before if i make car i don't know what should i do bro 0.75

00:14:58.840 i still in high school playing ball and shit play playing what ball like you've heard the chaos 0.88

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00:16:27.320 And I'm October Gonzalez.

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00:16:41.900 I hate that job.

00:16:42.640 You're probably just going to meet with some rich guy,

00:16:44.380 and he's going to whisk you away, and I'll never see you again.

00:16:47.920 Well, this is awesome.

00:16:49.640 Would you say a D-list actor?

00:16:51.420 D?

00:16:53.420 I don't even know.

00:16:54.200 There's such a thing as D.

00:16:55.240 No, no, no.

00:16:55.900 I mean, like.

00:16:56.420 I didn't even get on the C-list.

00:16:57.360 Like, I'm not even average.

00:16:58.200 I'm not even passing.

00:16:59.180 I'm failing.

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00:17:11.620 Basketball?

00:17:12.100 Yeah.

00:17:12.640 How did you meet Kai?

00:17:15.940 It was a field trip to Japan.

00:17:17.980 My school got a field trip to Japan.

00:17:23.200 Yeah, what about it?

00:17:24.100 Yeah, there was a school trip to Japan. 1.00

00:17:26.920 It's like, you know, school had like shit, 0.99

00:17:30.460 like prepare each day. 0.99

00:17:33.080 It's like two days, like we got free time. 0.99

00:17:35.760 I can do whatever the fuck I want. 0.93

00:17:38.020 And that thing, not before that day, 0.96

00:17:40.380 I see Kai and Speed and Fanny was here, was in Japan. 0.92

00:17:43.960 I'm like, damn, we're in the same place.

00:17:46.500 And the day after I see the streaming, 0.96

00:17:49.840 I go stream, I stream snipe Kai.

00:17:52.000 Oh, you stream snipe?

00:17:52.840 Yeah, I stream snipe, I stream.

00:17:53.880 I'm a kid, but I stream snipe.

00:17:55.180 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:56.020 And all I want is a pig and- 0.99

00:17:57.740 Well, he just liked you. 0.99

00:17:59.060 Yeah.

00:17:59.900 Kai recognized your energy.

00:18:00.960 Yeah.

00:18:01.800 He saw something in you.

00:18:03.000 He saw a little bit of himself inside you.

00:18:04.980 He saw a little bit something in me like,

00:18:08.100 and the rest is like, history.

00:18:10.960 You got a good sinus?

00:18:12.340 Oh yeah, a lot of snots up there. 0.61

00:18:14.300 Boogers, boogers.

00:18:15.480 Nah, in my throat.

00:18:16.400 Is it okay?

00:18:17.240 I got a bacon and cheese, no.

00:18:18.940 Oh, bacon and cheese up there?

00:18:19.940 I got chopped cheese, and I got snapples.

00:18:23.280 And while I eat the meat,

00:18:25.920 the one small meat stuck in my throat.

00:18:28.580 I feel like it's still stuck in here.

00:18:30.620 The meat's stuck in my throat. 1.00

00:18:31.620 Did you get it at the Akiway? 0.97

00:18:33.000 Hmm?

00:18:33.720 Akiway?

00:18:34.560 Akiway? 0.68

00:18:35.400 Yeah. 0.56

00:18:36.260 You know Akiway?

00:18:37.100 Yeah, of course.

00:18:38.100 I tapped in, bro.

00:18:39.140 Now you are tapping.

00:18:40.260 I'm trying to be.

00:18:41.100 Now I think I've accurate some random dirty. 1.00

00:18:44.720 Do you speak Mandarin? 1.00

00:18:45.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:48.240 Is it possible for you to do the rest

00:18:49.740 of this podcast in Mandarin? 1.00

00:18:51.600 Yeah, but they won't even understand 0.99

00:18:52.780 what the fuck I'm saying. 1.00

00:18:53.620 Y'all can't even understand. 1.00

00:18:55.100 Well, I feel like we could figure it out.

00:18:56.500 Yeah, we can do it.

00:18:57.340 And we can put some subtitles.

00:18:58.500 All right, why? 0.57

00:18:59.340 Say some Mandarin. 0.98

00:19:00.380 Answer this one in Mandarin.

00:19:01.420 I bet.

00:19:02.260 What do people misunderstand

00:19:04.580 about like content creators? 0.97

00:19:08.100 that was not mandarin that was not that was not mandarin that was not mandarin nah that was like i feel like you were just kind of racist against that was crazy yeah i'm gonna point the fingers yeah you might get cancer you i can be racist to my own culture though that's not a problem like that's allowed let me check he might be right i think you can do it he can do whatever he wants yeah yeah yeah i can say shit about white people right wait what 0.85

00:19:36.420 i would get canceled by the white people for sure but for sure but what would you say that 0.98

00:19:43.420 would be so bad fucking stop being stop like they're so tight sometimes dude like let's be 0.99

00:19:49.060 honest like karen's no how many not how bro let's be honest you can say how many can i say this 0.99

00:19:55.260 how many karens have we seen that aren't white they all seem to be white is there like a no

00:20:03.300 like am i okay about it there's a black hair yeah like all black is there i don't know with that

00:20:08.500 with the soccer mom there was one upstairs there was one upstairs there was one upstairs at fanatics

00:20:13.380 that was running that was running us around bro just saying dude it's just an observation that

00:20:16.900 wait wait um culture i'm sorry yeah no problem what's up how do i pronounce your name mike mike

00:20:22.980 okay it's the most common name mike it's the most common name i'm ray how are you right i'm very

00:20:29.860 good it's great to be on the show for me it's probably my first podcast thanks for your first

00:20:35.860 podcast yes it is yeah it's an honor to be here that's all and dude now look at you balenciaga's 0.90

00:20:44.980 chrome hearts dude you're you're sick and you're still a teenager that's fake and it's fake and 0.79

00:20:49.640 it's fake no they're not no come on that's fake no are you are you just a reincarnation of rice 0.99

00:20:54.580 gum what i mean like just like an asian hype beast that just wants another rice gum rice gum

00:21:01.420 the rice gum no i'm another jackie chen jackie chen yo can you do karate a little bit really

00:21:08.380 actually yeah no come on are you serious can you do something right now yeah do something 0.99

00:21:14.620 you do the lunch lee box can you oh shit damn that was crazy he can actually do karate 0.99

00:21:24.440 Yo, that was- 0.99

00:21:25.700 I know you box, right?

00:21:26.860 Yeah, oh yeah.

00:21:27.600 MC3.

00:21:31.020 Don't hit me, though. 1.00

00:21:33.080 You strong as fuck. 1.00

00:21:34.000 No, no, I- 1.00

00:21:35.300 Oh! 1.00

00:21:37.800 Oh shit. 1.00

00:21:39.100 We good? 1.00

00:21:39.940 Yeah, we are good.

00:21:41.240 Hey, yo, you strong.

00:21:42.560 Oh, yo.

00:21:43.660 Hey, hey, how much-

00:21:44.640 How much do you weigh?

00:21:46.020 Oh, one, third, ton.

00:21:48.040 Th-

00:21:48.240 Fifth, fifth, eighth.

00:21:49.720 Yeah.

00:21:50.120 Yeah.

00:21:50.380 I feel like-

00:21:50.840 I feel like I could-

00:21:51.500 I feel like I could throw you pretty far, dude.

00:21:53.580 should we please don't please don't try guys don't guys can i pick you up yeah

00:21:57.680 toss him on the couch let me get up can i

00:22:00.300 yeah i could get i'm not 120 i could probably throw you good you're pretty low you're pretty 0.70

00:22:11.900 I think I can give you up.

00:22:15.900 Turn it off. Pause.

00:22:20.900 Cut it out.

00:22:24.900 Yeah, I could get you a good five to seven meters.

00:22:28.900 Huh? I could throw you a good five to seven meters.

00:22:30.900 Oh, I'm going to say five to seven meters of horse.

00:22:32.900 No, no, no.

00:22:34.900 So, okay, wait. So you just to clarify, you did not actually speak Mandarin earlier just seconds ago, right?

00:22:40.900 No, that was Mandarin, because I don't even know who's that.

00:22:44.300 No. 0.95

00:22:44.800 I told you I don't know Mandarin.

00:22:46.300 You don't know Mandarin?

00:22:47.800 Nah, yeah.

00:22:48.800 No, but it-

00:22:49.500 No, but you know Mandarin.

00:22:51.000 Yeah, but Ray, Ray, what I'm saying is this, when you spoke Mandarin earlier, it did not

00:22:57.300 sound like you were speaking Mandarin. 0.94

00:22:59.100 It sounded like you were doing what like an American would do if they were asked to speak. 0.69

00:23:05.000 Oh, they're trying to be racist.

00:23:06.000 Yes.

00:23:07.000 Did you actually-

00:23:08.000 你好吗? 0.99

00:23:09.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99

00:23:15.300 I love you. 1.00

00:23:16.800 Oh!

00:23:17.800 I love you.

00:23:18.800 I love you, Logan.

00:23:20.800 You're so帥.

00:23:21.800 I love you, Ray.

00:23:22.800 You're so帥.

00:23:23.800 I love you, Ray.

00:23:24.800 You're so帥.

00:23:25.800 Oh, marry me. 0.88

00:23:27.800 You want to marry me, bro?

00:23:29.800 If you want to.

00:23:30.800 Yeah, you're a little young, bro.

00:23:31.800 That's crazy.

00:23:32.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:33.800 Look, I went to China and I learned those two things.

00:23:36.300 That's fire, bro.

00:23:37.300 That's all we learned?

00:23:39.680 I think so.

00:23:40.260 You didn't learn any bad words?

00:23:41.760 I did.

00:23:42.320 I forgot them, though.

00:23:43.220 I just remember the good ones.

00:23:44.720 I love you, right?

00:23:46.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:47.060 I love you.

00:23:47.880 I love you.

00:23:48.600 You want to marry me?

00:23:49.560 Hey, okay.

00:23:50.500 Speaking of Kevin Hart, when you were on Kai's stream with Kevin Hart, he said something to you in Chinese, right?

00:23:57.360 Yeah, he did.

00:23:58.300 Was that okay?

00:23:59.600 Was that like an okay moment?

00:24:01.460 Nah, it's okay.

00:24:02.280 I don't care.

00:24:02.860 Feel me?

00:24:03.280 Kevin Hart, he can never get canceled.

00:24:04.740 Feel me?

00:24:06.060 Yeah, he's fantastic.

00:24:07.800 all right that's a great joke it was funny if i don't get like why they should care it's also

00:24:14.060 like you know kevin's he's he's not he's cool right like he's not trying to hurt he's not

00:24:19.980 trying to hurt anyone's feelings it's kevin hart was it was it cool hanging out with kevin 0.68

00:24:24.540 hart nah he's like he's a big ass everything in the state like that's crazy like i can be 1.00

00:24:30.440 around him or some shit are you are you taller than kev hell yeah what the fuck he like five 1.00

00:24:35.800 How tall are you? 1.00

00:24:38.160 5'8

00:24:38.740 Would you ever box?

00:24:40.680 Box?

00:24:41.200 Yeah

00:24:41.460 Depending on who though

00:24:42.800 Who would you

00:24:43.280 What other creator would you box?

00:24:45.160 If you could call out any streamer 0.99

00:24:46.800 Oh fuck 1.00

00:24:48.780 I'll say 1.00

00:24:50.300 Outbox

00:24:52.700 Outbox and Neon

00:24:58.000 Could you beat Neon in a boxing match?

00:25:02.700 Hell yeah

00:25:03.120 If I

00:25:04.320 I don't need to go

00:25:05.440 Go back in

00:25:05.980 Start locking

00:25:07.020 How much money

00:25:08.160 You need for it

00:25:09.260 How much money I need

00:25:10.840 Yeah what would you need

00:25:11.640 To fight him

00:25:12.660 I'm gonna try to get it right now

00:25:14.340 I probably won't do it

00:25:15.680 You won't

00:25:16.080 Wait you won't do it

00:25:16.740 I will fight him

00:25:17.400 But I won't do it

00:25:18.280 It's off the table

00:25:18.980 Wait so you're off

00:25:20.260 The contract's dead

00:25:21.360 Yeah yeah yeah

00:25:22.360 Dead in the water brother

00:25:23.080 Wait what

00:25:23.480 What just happened

00:25:24.180 10 mil 10 mil

00:25:25.380 1 mil 1 mil

00:25:26.400 10 mil and then 1 mil

00:25:27.540 Go for the 1 mil

00:25:28.560 Let me ask

00:25:29.040 You can't negotiate

00:25:30.100 Against yourself

00:25:30.720 You should have just

00:25:31.280 Stuck with the higher number 1.00

00:25:32.180 Yeah what the fuck 1.00

00:25:32.920 let me see how much i'm being it's all good bro you're learning you're like hey so what do you 0.99

00:25:36.340 look i'm gonna try to get in touch with the inside yo tov you're on the podcast with ray

00:25:40.340 what it's uh eight inside brand risk promotions for the boxing yeah how much how much can ray

00:25:45.740 get to box neon i'll talk to john nelson about that talk to john nelson about i know but how

00:25:53.440 much how what's the offer from brand risk he wants he wants a mil tov in in his currency

00:26:00.620 In yen?

00:26:02.620 In my currency? 1.00

00:26:03.620 Nah, fuck no. 1.00

00:26:04.620 The currency he's from? 1.00

00:26:05.620 I'm down with that.

00:26:06.620 A million yen, we call it a deal right now.

00:26:08.620 A million yen.

00:26:09.620 A million yen?

00:26:10.620 A million yen?

00:26:11.620 Nah, nah, nah.

00:26:12.620 I'm good.

00:26:13.620 Tell him a million yen right now, we call it a deal.

00:26:15.620 He's saying no.

00:26:16.620 Nah, nah, nah.

00:26:17.620 He's saying no.

00:26:18.620 He's worth more.

00:26:19.620 He's worth more. 1.00

00:26:20.620 Tell him to shoot a counter. 0.98

00:26:21.620 Counter offer? 0.98

00:26:22.620 Counter offer.

00:26:23.620 What's that?

00:26:24.620 Now you say what you want.

00:26:25.620 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:26.620 How much yen?

00:26:27.620 Yen?

00:26:28.620 Nah.

00:26:29.620 Are we talking about USD?

00:26:31.620 He wants USD.

00:26:33.620 I don't speak that language.

00:26:35.620 I don't speak that language.

00:26:37.620 The deal's off the table.

00:26:39.620 The deal's dead.

00:26:41.620 The deal's dead.

00:26:43.620 It's dead. We tried.

00:26:45.620 You just saw a negotiation live.

00:26:47.620 High stakes negotiation. 0.99

00:26:49.620 So what do you look for in women? 0.63

00:26:51.620 In women? 1.00

00:26:53.620 Just like... 1.00

00:26:55.620 I don't even know. 1.00

00:26:57.620 Like, if you're a woman, this type of shit, you need to feel yourself. 1.00

00:27:01.200 Like, you cannot. 1.00

00:27:02.000 What type of women do you like?

00:27:03.240 I like pretty girls.

00:27:04.940 So does Will Smith.

00:27:06.580 Oh, yeah.

00:27:07.240 Great song.

00:27:08.160 Great song.

00:27:08.780 Yeah.

00:27:09.160 Yeah.

00:27:09.320 He made a whole song about it.

00:27:10.640 Pretty girls?

00:27:11.200 Yeah.

00:27:11.420 He goes, I like pretty girls. 1.00

00:27:14.480 Have you heard Will Smith's new song?

00:27:16.000 Nah.

00:27:16.560 Yeah, like brothers.

00:27:18.060 But I know you're not like brothers, but you're like brothers.

00:27:21.640 Yeah, he's like my older brother.

00:27:22.600 We've been doing this a long time. 0.98

00:27:24.340 What nationality girls do you like? 1.00

00:27:26.460 you don't care it don't matter nah it's just pretty good i don't care about like any ever

00:27:30.820 since you got famous have you noticed more attention from women you know 100 yeah is it 0.99

00:27:37.540 cool yeah yeah it's cool i i got no bitches before in taiwan for me really i know i can get some 1.00

00:27:43.560 you you got one that you like you got one that you like you got any celebrity crushes 1.00

00:27:51.400 nah nah any any like streamers that you think are hot

00:27:55.060 nah

00:27:56.060 there's a lot of

00:27:58.040 it's not like

00:27:59.100 set up the crush

00:27:59.840 there's a lot

00:28:01.740 good looking room

00:28:02.460 out there

00:28:02.940 feel me

00:28:03.800 you want to settle down

00:28:05.700 nah

00:28:07.900 I'm just

00:28:08.420 where's the

00:28:09.580 like vibes

00:28:10.180 go

00:28:10.480 yeah

00:28:10.900 wait

00:28:11.780 um

00:28:12.300 how

00:28:12.560 so how y'all

00:28:13.540 find your wife

00:28:14.220 yeah so he

00:28:15.800 he has not found

00:28:16.680 his wife

00:28:17.040 not even close

00:28:17.760 not even remotely close

00:28:19.080 almost doomed really

00:28:20.720 no it's the opposite

00:28:21.920 in fact

00:28:22.480 he's doing great

00:28:23.820 he's found his wife

00:28:24.780 I don't intend, no, no, not that part.

00:28:27.960 Finding my, not finding my wife has been the opposite of being doomed.

00:28:31.560 The only time I ever feel doomed is when I have a significant other.

00:28:34.920 Oh, you have?

00:28:35.840 Yeah, when I do have one is when I start to feel kind of sad.

00:28:40.120 So how about running, just focus on yourself?

00:28:41.900 That's it.

00:28:42.380 Yeah, that's it, right?

00:28:42.960 That's the vibes, bro.

00:28:43.960 Am I and your mom?

00:28:44.980 And your mom.

00:28:46.260 Focus on yourself and your mom.

00:28:47.960 Oh, and my mom.

00:28:48.920 Yeah.

00:28:49.360 How about my dad?

00:28:50.300 Y'all don't get a dad?

00:28:51.060 Yeah, of course.

00:28:52.060 But they can take care of themselves.

00:28:53.240 Oh, yeah, he's dad.

00:28:54.480 Yeah, they grow as a man.

00:28:56.400 Yeah, I feel you.

00:28:57.900 You know what I'm saying?

00:28:58.720 Yeah, but mom is kind of like...

00:29:00.820 No, I'm playing.

00:29:02.520 You should find a nice girl, but do it when you want to.

00:29:05.860 There's no age for it.

00:29:06.940 When you stop looking.

00:29:08.520 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:09.200 Hey, the cliches are true, dude.

00:29:11.200 When you're not looking and you're just in your bag, doing your work, loving yourself.

00:29:16.660 You said...

00:29:17.580 The girl is going to come to you.

00:29:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:19.900 You cannot force anything.

00:29:20.840 They're going to come to you.

00:29:21.580 Yeah, hopefully.

00:29:22.480 You know, hopefully.

00:29:23.080 Ray do you ever feel like all this could just be a simulation anyways like we could just be on a

00:29:27.360 spinning rock floating through space what does it all mean you know you're 40 you're 20 like 19

00:29:33.280 does that really even mean anything like are we is this any that's real are we even here

00:29:38.120 exactly yeah that's what I'm saying what's the what's the point of all of it yeah at the end 1.00

00:29:45.780 of the day we all gonna die facts why don't we just jump on the bridge fuck it okay okay well 0.99

00:29:50.500 and if we do jump off a bridge 1.00

00:29:55.540 it's going to be

00:29:56.480 there's going to be water

00:29:57.500 underneath it

00:29:58.280 yeah water

00:29:58.960 it's like

00:30:00.060 die

00:30:00.860 from a survivable level

00:30:02.560 yeah

00:30:02.680 like have fun

00:30:04.000 have fun

00:30:04.660 he's saying have fun

00:30:06.460 yeah

00:30:06.760 exactly 1.00

00:30:07.760 fuck it 0.99

00:30:08.820 we're having fun dude 1.00

00:30:09.860 so have you ever shot a firearm

00:30:12.000 what's that

00:30:13.800 a gun

00:30:14.340 yeah back in the days

00:30:16.540 what days bro

00:30:17.960 you're 19 years old

00:30:19.940 when you were seven?

00:30:21.240 Then when the military

00:30:22.380 me and my boys

00:30:23.080 Hing Chang Heng

00:30:23.640 Bro, bro 0.72

00:30:25.380 That's my roommate

00:30:26.180 Hing Chang Hu 1.00

00:30:26.820 We've been shooting shit 1.00

00:30:27.780 This is crazy 0.99

00:30:29.640 Dude, dude

00:30:31.940 What are you talking about?

00:30:34.100 You're shooting with who?

00:30:36.340 He's my roommate

00:30:37.200 What's his name?

00:30:39.120 Hing Yang Hu

00:30:39.780 Dude, you're not

00:30:41.700 You're not saying anything

00:30:43.180 No, I am

00:30:44.000 No, I know

00:30:44.640 That's his name

00:30:45.660 What is his name?

00:30:46.480 My name is Chen Ray

00:30:47.600 My name is

00:30:48.620 Xu Chen Ray

00:30:49.240 My name is Xu Chen Ray

00:30:51.720 Try to say

00:30:53.200 Xu Chen Ray 0.89

00:30:54.340 Yeah, Xu Chen Ray

00:30:55.340 Xu Chen Ray

00:30:55.980 Try to say Mike

00:30:56.500 Xu Chen Ray

00:30:57.320 Yup, yup, I'm a real name

00:30:58.740 Feel me all

00:30:59.520 And what is your roommate's name?

00:31:01.120 Hing Chang Ho

00:31:01.640 Hing Chang Hoon 0.87

00:31:03.220 Yeah, Hing Chang Hoon 0.78

00:31:04.340 Hing Chang Hoon

00:31:06.320 Yeah, Hing Chang Hoon

00:31:07.240 It sounds like Kim Jong Un

00:31:08.780 Whoa, nah, nah, nah

00:31:10.800 That's racist, I'm just saying

00:31:12.000 Is that racist?

00:31:12.880 I know that's racist

00:31:14.260 I always try to go to follow

00:31:15.280 I always try to go to follow

00:31:17.280 Phonetically, they sound similar

00:31:18.540 This sounds similar

00:31:19.940 How do you spell him

00:31:21.840 How do you spell it

00:31:24.000 Nah it's not English 1.00

00:31:26.180 It's Chinese 1.00

00:31:26.860 Spell it 0.62

00:31:27.360 You can spell it

00:31:27.960 Spell it in English

00:31:28.700 In

00:31:29.820 In English

00:31:31.780 In English

00:31:31.800 It's him

00:31:32.280 How would you spell it

00:31:35.140 If you had to spell it

00:31:36.300 I

00:31:36.640 N 0.98

00:31:37.000 C 1.00

00:31:38.180 H 1.00

00:31:38.540 E 1.00

00:31:38.800 N

00:31:39.080 I see

00:31:41.480 Okay

00:31:43.000 Okay

00:31:43.800 Okay

00:31:44.340 Okay

00:31:44.720 I'm learning

00:31:45.920 Those last letters were crazy

00:31:47.980 I'm learning

00:31:48.520 I'm learning

00:31:49.020 Okay

00:31:49.280 Okay so you used to shoot guns

00:31:51.120 With your boys

00:31:51.660 We've been shooting guns 1.00

00:31:52.520 Filming like Taiwan 1.00

00:31:53.440 China 0.90

00:31:53.820 Filming the field

00:31:55.060 In the field

00:31:55.840 Back in the day

00:31:56.500 We've been hiding 1.00

00:31:56.980 Like dodging bullets and shit 0.99

00:31:58.260 Real life call of duty 0.99

00:32:00.080 Wait you've been at war

00:32:01.180 You went to war

00:32:01.920 Yeah yeah yeah

00:32:02.820 You've been in the military

00:32:03.760 Yeah yeah yeah

00:32:04.460 Mandatory military service

00:32:05.720 Mandatory yeah

00:32:06.320 What's that like

00:32:07.240 Like they just

00:32:07.940 You've heard the chaos

00:32:09.640 Now you can see it

00:32:11.240 Hello

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00:33:31.040 Hey, what's up? I'm Tony Gonzalez.

00:33:32.520 And I'm October Gonzalez, but you can call me Toby.

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00:33:43.360 and all the nitty-gritty stuff we all think about,

00:33:45.960 but just don't say it out loud.

00:33:47.060 I hate that job.

00:33:47.940 You're probably just going to meet with some rich guy

00:33:49.500 and he's going to whisk you away

00:33:50.660 and I'll never see you again.

00:33:53.100 Well, this is awkward. 0.88

00:33:54.840 Would you say a D-less actor?

00:33:56.640 D?

00:33:58.620 I don't even know there's such a thing as D.

00:34:00.460 No, no, no.

00:34:01.100 I mean, like...

00:34:01.620 I can't even get on the C-list?

00:34:02.560 Like, I'm not even average?

00:34:03.400 I'm not even passing?

00:34:04.380 I'm failing?

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00:34:15.720 Country is just like

00:34:17.420 You have to serve in the military

00:34:18.680 Nah I've never been in the military

00:34:19.580 What?

00:34:20.860 I've never been in the military

00:34:21.900 But

00:34:22.960 But it says on my PDF

00:34:24.180 That you

00:34:24.620 Did mandatory

00:34:25.580 Yeah they think

00:34:26.360 I'm going in the military

00:34:27.060 Because um

00:34:28.120 You know Mafia done right?

00:34:30.400 Like

00:34:30.700 Last year

00:34:32.080 What it called?

00:34:36.040 November

00:34:36.520 November

00:34:37.240 You did it?

00:34:40.920 Kai was streaming like

00:34:41.760 30 days straight

00:34:42.480 Like 0.99

00:34:42.820 The shit right 0.99

00:34:43.460 I remember 0.99

00:34:43.860 Summathon

00:34:44.400 Yeah yeah

00:34:45.000 Summathon

00:34:45.360 And after that

00:34:46.540 I just been gone

00:34:48.020 Internet for like

00:34:49.000 Four or five months

00:34:49.920 They don't even know

00:34:50.900 Where I'm at

00:34:51.480 Doing what?

00:34:54.060 Playing 2K

00:34:54.660 I'm not sure

00:34:57.820 You played

00:34:58.440 You played 2K

00:34:58.800 For four months?

00:35:00.500 Yeah

00:35:00.820 I gave it

00:35:01.700 In a little bit

00:35:02.440 Feel me

00:35:02.980 They all saw

00:35:04.180 I'm going to 1.00

00:35:04.840 Maintenance some shit 0.99

00:35:05.840 They worry about me 1.00

00:35:07.280 Whole time

00:35:07.900 I'm playing 2K

00:35:08.960 So you were supposed

00:35:10.900 to be doing mandatory military service no no i'm not supposed to do it but everybody think

00:35:18.020 i'm going to the military but i wasn't in the military i was playing 2k

00:35:23.620 yeah are you this is is this like a crime against the state like can you say can you

00:35:27.940 admit this yeah no no that's taiwan not like military is yeah but are you yeah but are you

00:35:34.260 ever gonna maybe go back nah can they come get you can they come pick you i don't know i'm good

00:35:41.940 like what if they come here and they're like yo come with us you gotta do that

00:35:46.420 they might need you for china bro they're down a bunch of skinny bro too i can do

00:35:51.540 bro because i shoot guns yeah you could shoot what if you're a marksman what if you're a good 1.00

00:35:55.140 you know operator operator what type of gun do you shoot ak-47 oh my goodness damn you're 0.99

00:36:01.540 you're a trained assassin yeah all right is it are you talking about call duty yeah wait you're 0.99

00:36:07.380 talking about real life yes yeah oh nah you've never shot a real gun yeah i should go in like

00:36:13.940 gun range before but okay okay not in the real field though not in the real field yeah real

00:36:19.860 field i haven't died that should be crazy can you rap a little bit a little bit yeah

00:36:25.780 Should we give him a word

00:36:27.780 You rap right 1.00

00:36:29.860 You got songs and shit 0.99

00:36:30.980 I got songs but I don't rap 0.99

00:36:33.220 I mean no

00:36:34.000 Do you want to freestyle

00:36:36.180 Wait hold on

00:36:36.900 So you say I'm like 1.00

00:36:39.520 We do the same shit 1.00

00:36:42.300 No I was actually going to ask if you knew 1.00

00:36:44.180 Who

00:36:44.860 Who's the Asian kid with the deep voice

00:36:49.440 Really good rapper 0.92

00:36:50.960 Had to change his name

00:36:52.740 Rich Brian

00:36:53.680 rich brian yeah yeah rich brian the gold teeth he's sick he's sick yeah he's great i used to

00:37:01.420 this name like one or two song what was his name but what was his name before rich brian it was

00:37:05.520 something it was he had to change it because it was oh yeah that's it

00:37:09.980 That's him, in Chang-Hoo, that's him. 0.99

00:37:12.980 That's probably his name and some shit. 0.99

00:37:16.980 Your roommate. 0.99

00:37:17.980 Your roommate.

00:37:18.980 Yeah, they got the same name.

00:37:19.980 You guys used to shoot guns. 1.00

00:37:20.980 You can use to shoot guns and shit. 1.00

00:37:24.980 I'm gonna stay with your show, fuck it. 1.00

00:37:26.980 I'm gonna call my show, Ray Kwon Show. 1.00

00:37:32.980 Yeah, welcome to my show.

00:37:35.980 This is my guest, Logan and Mike.

00:37:39.980 my guest welcome to my uh welcome to my show yeah thanks for having us good to have you on

00:37:45.240 thanks for having us right do you want to ask some do you want to ask some questions yeah one

00:37:49.760 of our first podcast yeah um i want to ask you a question like um what does what does think about

00:37:55.120 um like yeah i could never be a podcast yes yes you could ray yes you could yes you could dude

00:38:03.880 like you know

00:38:04.660 I don't see you

00:38:05.460 streaming forever

00:38:06.460 or are you gonna be

00:38:07.400 I don't see me

00:38:09.540 streaming forever too

00:38:10.460 what do you

00:38:10.900 do you wanna open

00:38:11.620 a business or something

00:38:12.760 sell LED signs

00:38:13.820 or something

00:38:14.280 nah I wanna make

00:38:15.400 noodles

00:38:16.120 noodles

00:38:17.000 nah I'm not even joking

00:38:19.400 are you good at it

00:38:20.220 I'm dad gonna make noodles

00:38:21.540 what type

00:38:22.640 I like to eat

00:38:23.420 I like to eat noodles

00:38:24.720 I prepared how

00:38:25.640 what type of

00:38:26.340 what type of noodles

00:38:26.980 like cup noodles

00:38:27.980 like good noodles

00:38:29.800 feel me

00:38:30.540 bro

00:38:30.860 yo I'm not gonna lie to you

00:38:32.020 somebody will probably

00:38:33.500 reach out to you after this if you did your own like cpg cup of noodles right now at your

00:38:38.880 current state you would you would go crazy it would actually wait it would go consumer

00:38:43.640 product goods yeah like package consumer package goods yeah package goods i'm about to do it

00:38:49.120 what what was that last part i'm about to do it you you need to do it like if you did

00:38:54.360 it right now oh you i'm about i'm walking on you right now oh they're giving a thumbs

00:38:58.120 up oh amazing is it called raised noodles you call raymond noodle

00:39:02.720 yeah that's yeah you're gonna be rich man can you okay oh bro raymond noodles yeah it's crazy 0.99

00:39:12.480 can you that's insane and i want in i want in i want in i want in oh shit can you imagine 0.98

00:39:17.580 i'm gonna let you know bro can you because i love i love i love ramen noodles i adore raymond 0.99

00:39:24.860 noodles you know what i'm saying that's like way to way to change the game can you do a spicy one

00:39:31.220 spicy yeah i got you hell yeah we can yeah whatever you want let me know same package

00:39:37.640 for me what if what if you get richer than kai sanay

00:39:43.060 and i'm still right yeah yeah but this no your name won't change yeah yeah your name stays yeah

00:39:52.100 there's no effect on your name

00:39:54.280 whatsoever but you

00:39:55.200 how do I say this

00:39:59.060 so because of the product

00:40:01.060 Raymond's noodles

00:40:02.760 Raymond noodles

00:40:04.060 you actually make more money than Kai Sine

00:40:06.840 I could never make more money than Kai

00:40:09.900 yes we can dude

00:40:11.220 our new business is gonna crush

00:40:13.600 yeah but dude now that we have Raymond noodles

00:40:16.080 and we figured this out

00:40:17.200 he got money

00:40:18.400 you know how many people like noodles

00:40:21.700 it's like one of my favorite things to eat

00:40:23.640 Ray, Ray, what we're working

00:40:25.980 on the three of us here is going to the

00:40:28.000 moon dude, I'm really happy that you brought

00:40:30.020 us this idea dude

00:40:31.020 we just have to have you sign something on the way out

00:40:33.820 it's an NDA for the show

00:40:35.680 it'll be 1.00

00:40:36.760 oh yeah but I steal my shit? 1.00

00:40:39.180 no no no no no no no no no 1.00

00:40:41.180 you're the face

00:40:41.940 we'll do the marketing, the work behind the scenes

00:40:44.660 whatever, but you're the owner

00:40:46.060 I'm my co-sign, no you be the face

00:40:48.440 we'll license the product to you

00:40:49.940 We'll give you a small equity percentage.

00:40:51.940 I shouldn't even say that. 0.99

00:40:52.940 Y'all trying to steal my shit right now. 0.99

00:40:53.940 No, no, no. 1.00

00:40:54.940 We can't do this without you, Ray.

00:40:56.940 We need you.

00:40:57.940 Yeah, of course.

00:40:58.940 And right now I know, so I will say no.

00:41:01.940 It's unfortunately a little bit too late to say no, Ray.

00:41:05.940 Look at the condition of his lunch leaf box.

00:41:08.940 Clearly, we know how to market product.

00:41:10.940 It's fine.

00:41:11.940 Yeah, it's been sitting around.

00:41:12.940 When you make this?

00:41:13.940 Yeah, it's me, Mr. Beast, and KSI.

00:41:15.940 I gotta have it before.

00:41:17.940 Where's the nachos?

00:41:18.940 nachos there's no there's nothing in it oh here it's defective product this the the pizza hold

00:41:25.500 on how long have these because this is a refrigerated product i'm just saying he's

00:41:29.180 gonna die is he gonna die yeah never mind i'll put it back just dude it's good it's just not

00:41:35.100 it's not been in the fridge your stomach gonna hurt yeah you it's you gotta you gotta refrigerate 0.73

00:41:40.060 the goods brother yeah yeah yeah yeah but dude that's what i'm saying you're on you're on to

00:41:44.300 something all right raymond noodles is sick bro you gotta get into retail no hell yeah you gotta 0.95

00:41:49.640 get into retail holy shit ray huh i know the number one manufacturers of that type of goods 0.94

00:42:01.900 in china bro they can make our noodles i'm not kidding bro oh oh yeah we can't we yeah us 0.94

00:42:10.980 that's not me

00:42:12.980 yeah but you said it on the show here

00:42:14.980 before you trademarked it unfortunately

00:42:16.980 and so this is RIP

00:42:18.980 and so we're still willing to give you

00:42:20.980 we're still willing to give you a share

00:42:22.980 all people always trying to like

00:42:24.980 small share that we can license

00:42:26.980 all people always trying to take advantage of like

00:42:28.980 like young people bro

00:42:30.980 this has nothing to do with age

00:42:32.980 this has nothing to do with age

00:42:34.980 ya like money ya like money

00:42:36.980 uh not me bro

00:42:38.980 Nah, I do. I do. I do.

00:42:40.820 Dude, so, I mean, like...

00:42:43.100 Who got more bread?

00:42:44.560 Kai, Aiden, or Speed?

00:42:50.940 I don't know, bro.

00:42:52.300 They're all rich.

00:42:53.160 What if you had to take...

00:42:54.040 Are they all rich?

00:42:55.000 They're all rich.

00:42:55.860 Yeah, they're all rich.

00:43:00.240 Who, if you had to guess,

00:43:01.380 which one would it be?

00:43:05.780 Can't even guess it.

00:43:06.720 It's Aiden.

00:43:07.400 It's Aiden.

00:43:07.660 If someone came up to you and they were like,

00:43:10.280 you have to give us one name out of the three of those right now

00:43:12.700 or you have to go to Taiwan and do your service

00:43:14.820 right now for the rest of your life, mandatory service,

00:43:17.200 and you had to choose just one.

00:43:21.460 I'll probably say Aiden.

00:43:22.520 Clip it, put it on TikTok right now.

00:43:24.300 Just cut straight from my question to his answer.

00:43:26.500 Thank you.

00:43:26.940 We'll just cut out the dead space in between

00:43:28.860 and just get a viral clip.

00:43:29.900 We're clip farming you.

00:43:31.480 To drive our business. 0.56

00:43:33.820 Raise noodles.

00:43:34.740 Are the Supreme Sox fake as well?

00:43:37.100 Green Sox? 0.62

00:43:37.660 Yeah, it's Supreme Sox. 0.69

00:43:39.040 Oh, Supreme.

00:43:39.580 Are they fake?

00:43:40.020 They're fake. 1.00

00:43:40.360 They're from China. 0.89

00:43:42.880 What about LED Tony?

00:43:45.400 Do you know him?

00:43:46.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:47.080 He made the lies like, he's like, he's like, he's like, oh, what do you say?

00:43:51.440 He's like Trump.

00:43:52.080 He's like Trump.

00:43:53.420 He's very funny.

00:43:54.620 Yeah, he's from China, too. 0.99

00:43:55.940 Yeah, he'll like roll a clip and be like, I don't give a fuck. 0.98

00:43:59.080 What do you got in the podcast? 0.99

00:44:01.860 Yeah, I think so.

00:44:02.860 Yeah, I think so.

00:44:03.400 He's funny, man.

00:44:05.060 He's really funny.

00:44:06.060 So

00:44:07.560 Wait

00:44:08.920 China

00:44:10.980 China's mostly communist

00:44:12.760 Huh?

00:44:14.700 CCP

00:44:15.180 China's mostly communist

00:44:17.880 The Chinese Communist Party

00:44:19.400 What do I mean?

00:44:21.540 Communist

00:44:21.980 Like a type of government

00:44:23.100 I don't know

00:44:24.800 What's that?

00:44:25.840 Oh

00:44:26.300 I'm not into this 1.00

00:44:28.940 Government shit 0.99

00:44:29.520 I'm okay 1.00

00:44:29.760 I live life

00:44:31.060 They rule the state

00:44:32.480 With an iron fist

00:44:33.420 Maybe

00:44:34.720 It's more

00:44:35.780 so uh an equal distribution of wealth so so from a socio-economic model yes but generally speaking

00:44:42.860 there is a totalitarian you know it's a dictatorship they tend to go hand in hand it's

00:44:47.640 it was a concept by carl marx marxism are you familiar with marxism yeah

00:44:53.000 do you have a favorite philosopher 0.98

00:44:57.220 play-doh like aristotle socrates what the fuck is that it's a it's a kid's toy that you're not 0.99

00:45:06.720 supposed to swallow or play with if you're under the age of three that's play-doh where 0.99

00:45:11.260 what the fuck are we talking about what the fuck i don't know ray and i haven't known for the past 0.99

00:45:17.560 40 minutes what the fuck just me being candid what the fuck are we talking about are we talking 0.99

00:45:21.820 about noodles and toys yeah yes yeah it's our show is uh 0.99

00:45:28.540 it is it is what it is yeah yeah i show special yeah yeah you just be talking anything anything

00:45:39.660 it's called impulsive i try this time uh pocket and this time um i interview it's a it's a it's

00:45:47.040 chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat we'd be like chatting yeah where do you think

00:45:51.480 where do you think the future of ai is headed i'm 19 0.95

00:45:56.440 yeah well what the fuck yeah but i feel like you actually would know you have to oh like 0.99

00:46:05.120 no but you're the future bro i mean it's ai but shit what the fuck i know about ai that's ai 1.00

00:46:09.840 I do stream, fuck, I play games and shit, I don't know about that. 0.98

00:46:14.840 Do you use AI at all? 0.99

00:46:16.840 Yeah, I use chat GPT.

00:46:17.840 What do you use it for?

00:46:18.840 I want to try to buy some cars.

00:46:21.840 I try to compare cars to cars.

00:46:23.840 I use chat GPT, they're going to do it for you.

00:46:26.840 What cars are you comparing?

00:46:28.840 I'll look at which one better, M3 or M4. 1.00

00:46:34.840 They're going to compare shit to you. 0.99

00:46:37.840 Did you buy one of those cars? 1.00

00:46:40.100 No.

00:46:41.200 I want to.

00:46:42.240 Do you have a car?

00:46:43.380 Yeah.

00:46:44.100 Do you have a license?

00:46:45.160 Yeah.

00:46:45.840 Do you know what a giraffe is?

00:46:48.080 Giraffe?

00:46:48.660 Yeah.

00:46:49.540 Mentor?

00:46:51.180 Mini mentor?

00:46:52.300 You just monk?

00:46:53.160 Simon?

00:46:54.320 You just monk?

00:46:55.560 You 35 years of monk on the show.

00:46:58.360 Don't bless him with 35.

00:47:00.900 Oh, you 40.

00:47:01.880 Yeah.

00:47:03.420 Do you know what a giraffe is?

00:47:05.020 Giraffe?

00:47:05.560 Like giraffe?

00:47:07.380 Mentor?

00:47:07.840 no no giraffe a giraffe graph graph yes yes yes yes no like a graph 0.99

00:47:16.760 nickelback the animal yes you're a long ass yes yes yes and me no no oh you're ray yeah i'm you're 0.99

00:47:27.520 19 yeah i'm 19. how the fuck we talk to cause to draft it's gonna it's i can assure you it'll 0.99

00:47:34.120 get weirder as well yeah dude how do you speak such good english wait i know phantom on this 0.99

00:47:40.820 show right phantom yeah phantom on the show what you talk about like i see some serious shit but 0.94

00:47:46.140 i never see that like i'm gonna i'm gonna tell you something and our audience is gonna hate to 0.77

00:47:51.380 hear this but we've done about 500 episodes of this show neither of us can recall a single

00:47:59.200 conversation that's as soon as you walk off the set i'll forget that we even did the show

00:48:02.960 so it's almost like someone erases my brain immediately my my my head right though

00:48:08.960 yeah my my my head how much is of that snot is going i'm sorry no i'm doing deep one

00:48:18.400 and that's just straight chopped cheese going not straight meat meat yeah the meat is stuck in my

00:48:26.000 Do you smoke weed?

00:48:30.720 Nah.

00:48:31.720 You ever try to anti-mind alteration?

00:48:33.720 A little bit.

00:48:34.720 Huh?

00:48:35.720 Tiny bit of weed?

00:48:36.720 Yeah, like sometimes when I be chilling sometimes.

00:48:39.480 You drink yet?

00:48:40.480 Cause you-

00:48:41.480 I drink but I don't like drink.

00:48:43.320 You can't even drink legally here in the United States yet.

00:48:45.600 I mean in Taiwan, I can. 0.96

00:48:47.160 What's the age in Taiwan?

00:48:48.280 18?

00:48:49.280 18.

00:48:50.280 What's the drinking culture like out there?

00:48:53.400 Are people-

00:48:54.400 Yeah, people booze. 1.00

00:48:55.400 Getting fucked up, sleeping outside, drunk as fuck. 1.00

00:48:59.680 Sleeping outside is wild. 1.00

00:49:01.680 Have you ever gotten so drunk you had to sleep outside?

00:49:03.640 Hell, I've slept in bushes.

00:49:04.940 No, you haven't.

00:49:05.460 Hell yeah.

00:49:06.520 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:49:07.100 Bushes are, they're comfortable.

00:49:08.960 There's some comfortable bushes. 1.00

00:49:10.080 I know y'all definitely getting drunk as fuck because y'all been through so many shit. 1.00

00:49:16.680 Y'all probably experienced so many shit that happened in your life. 1.00

00:49:19.620 Y'all probably go through everything. 1.00

00:49:21.560 Y'all probably eat more salt than I eat my rice.

00:49:26.340 Does that make sense?

00:49:27.540 We eat more salt than you eat in your rice.

00:49:30.160 In my whole life, yeah.

00:49:33.600 You like my dad age.

00:49:35.960 And you like my uncle age.

00:49:38.560 I'm unk.

00:49:39.400 And I'm dad.

00:49:41.020 You got a kid?

00:49:42.160 No, just cause you had said that I was the age of your dad. 1.00

00:49:45.100 Start with fucking family bro, what the fuck? 1.00

00:49:46.920 Why? 1.00

00:49:47.760 Are you too old for this shit bro? 1.00

00:49:49.160 Why? 1.00

00:49:50.000 This is my job, too old for what? 0.97

00:49:52.060 You need kids, you need family, you need wife. 0.99

00:49:54.640 Why? 1.00

00:49:55.640 There's no why.

00:49:56.640 If you got the age, you need to start a family, feel me.

00:49:58.640 Why?

00:49:59.640 Why do I have to do that? 1.00

00:50:00.640 Retire again, what the fuck? 0.99

00:50:01.640 Why? 0.99

00:50:02.640 I don't have enough money to retire, Ray.

00:50:03.640 I got to work.

00:50:04.640 I have to work.

00:50:05.640 Yeah.

00:50:06.640 I mean, actually.

00:50:07.640 What am I supposed to do?

00:50:08.640 I can't just-

00:50:09.640 But you can get a wife and a kid and a job too.

00:50:12.640 But Ray, but Ray, do I have to?

00:50:15.640 No, you don't.

00:50:16.640 Okay.

00:50:17.640 So then why are you forcing me to do it right here?

00:50:20.640 I'm looking at you a different way, feel me. 0.99

00:50:22.640 Like damn, like you really got no wife, bro. 1.00

00:50:25.640 That's sad bro. 1.00

00:50:26.640 Ray, do you know what the divorce rate is?

00:50:28.640 Divorce?

00:50:29.640 Yeah, you got divorce.

00:50:30.640 No, I didn't.

00:50:31.640 But do you know what the divorce rate is?

00:50:33.640 Divorce rate?

00:50:34.640 70%. 1.00

00:50:35.640 You get a wife, guess what?

00:50:36.640 Couple years later, you ain't got a wife.

00:50:38.640 Yeah.

00:50:39.640 You know what I'm saying?

00:50:40.640 So yeah, I got no wife.

00:50:41.640 Maybe I'll have one in a few years.

00:50:42.640 Maybe a few years after that, I won't.

00:50:44.640 So you still be getting with the hush?

00:50:48.640 Yes, he does.

00:50:49.640 And let me tell you something about him.

00:50:51.640 him although you can say it however you want to say say bro he can know he can know no no the

00:50:58.840 opposite oh he can although it doesn't he doesn't look like a guy that would ever get girls in this

00:51:03.640 lifetime he gets all the girls he's he's because he's got the what's called the gift of gab he can

00:51:10.440 talk it's a curse it's a curse he can just you can talk he makes the girls every girl they just

00:51:16.520 try to laugh right it's a curse it's not a good thing it's why you don't get a wife if you can

00:51:21.320 if you can just constantly hit refresh it makes things challenging wait who's your um celebrity

00:51:27.480 crush in maize oh man this game is lebron james i'm keeping i i i'm i dead lebron james yesterday

00:51:35.400 i dabbing you met lebron yeah i met katie i mean travis god craver oh my god see german green

00:51:41.400 a lot of guys a lot of big celebrities which one of them would you what wait when you you said

00:51:47.640 wait hold on now we say well you what well you said celebrity crush is that what you

00:51:54.200 nah i'm asking y'all like which celebrity boys crush y'all have yeah yeah that's why

00:52:01.480 we're talking about the same thing that's why i sent it back to now who's who's just who's

00:52:05.800 Who's that favorite celebrity?

00:52:08.240 Celebrity boy crush?

00:52:09.540 I have one.

00:52:11.040 Timothy Chalamet.

00:52:12.460 I don't know.

00:52:12.840 Who's that?

00:52:13.380 Timothy Chalamet.

00:52:14.560 My guy, Tim.

00:52:15.360 Probably Ryan Gosling or Brad Pitt.

00:52:17.040 Ryan Garcia?

00:52:17.740 Or Brad Pitt.

00:52:20.720 When you say Ryan who?

00:52:22.140 Gosling.

00:52:22.880 Gosling.

00:52:23.280 Not Ryan Garcia, man.

00:52:24.380 The Notebook.

00:52:25.000 Who's your celebrity boy crush?

00:52:29.600 I'll say Kawhi Laner, Kyrie.

00:52:32.780 Dude, you're gonna

00:52:34.820 You're gonna get really good at this 1.00

00:52:37.160 Pussy shit 1.00

00:52:38.860 Oh, yes 1.00

00:52:40.180 Just being a social media star

00:52:43.380 I appreciate it

00:52:44.640 That's why we had you on

00:52:46.660 Yeah, that's why we had you on, bro

00:52:48.660 Come on, dude, it's Ray

00:52:49.780 Ray, dude

00:52:52.080 Wait, wait, quick question

00:52:54.000 What is podcast called?

00:52:56.300 Impulsive

00:52:56.820 Impulsive

00:52:57.620 Yes

00:52:59.900 That should change it to chatting show.

00:53:04.540 Like, we just chatting show.

00:53:06.360 Just chatting.

00:53:06.980 Just chatting.

00:53:07.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:08.280 Just chatting.

00:53:09.160 Just chatting.

00:53:09.540 But that's...

00:53:10.380 Okay, so impulsive, the word in English,

00:53:12.720 essentially means like...

00:53:14.600 Imposter.

00:53:15.540 Imposter.

00:53:16.260 Exactly.

00:53:17.820 Exactly.

00:53:18.580 Exactly.

00:53:19.280 Exactly.

00:53:20.220 Wait, so what podcast stand for?

00:53:24.140 Impulsive.

00:53:24.780 So my last name is Paul.

00:53:26.120 I'm Logan Paul.

00:53:27.260 I'm your host of this podcast.

00:53:28.460 Paul Mike?

00:53:29.320 Yes.

00:53:29.660 I have a brother named Jake as well

00:53:32.080 There's two of us, two Pauls

00:53:34.180 It's a play on words

00:53:36.680 Because the word Paul

00:53:38.200 Fits in impulsive

00:53:40.220 And impulsive is a word that describes

00:53:42.900 Spontaneity

00:53:44.960 Making decisions on the fly

00:53:46.940 Switching it up

00:53:48.440 Jumping from one thing to another

00:53:49.580 You make quick decisions

00:53:50.560 That's what we've done on this podcast

00:53:53.940 Oh like switching fast 0.98

00:53:55.480 And I don't know what the fuck 0.98

00:53:56.580 yes oh okay that's all making sense right and you like you check that logan just been saying 0.98

00:54:03.700 like yeah yeah good couple thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you we have been told

00:54:08.820 we've been told we're cute one time my dad pressed me in my room in los angeles and demanded that i

00:54:14.660 tell him whether or not i was hooking up with mike huh i'm from ohio and my father ohio i'm from

00:54:20.580 I'm from Ohio. 1.00

00:54:21.580 That shit is bad. 1.00

00:54:22.580 Second show in a row. 1.00

00:54:24.580 I was in streaming university. 1.00

00:54:25.580 That shit is so bad. 1.00

00:54:26.580 Where'd you go? 1.00

00:54:27.580 Oh, Fakashi.

00:54:28.580 That was in Ohio?

00:54:29.580 That was in Ohio.

00:54:30.580 What's it called?

00:54:31.580 Cleveland.

00:54:32.580 University.

00:54:33.580 Yeah, Akron.

00:54:34.580 They went to Akron University.

00:54:36.580 That's a university you went to?

00:54:39.580 Nah, I didn't go there, but I might as well have.

00:54:42.580 I don't know.

00:54:43.580 I went to like Ohio University.

00:54:44.580 Wait, you used to stream?

00:54:46.580 No, I didn't go.

00:54:47.580 You never streamed?

00:54:48.580 I did try to stream.

00:54:49.580 No, you did.

00:54:50.580 Yeah, but now I'm a WWE wrestler.

00:54:54.860 Oh, I would just need, I think WWE wrestler.

00:55:00.020 Or I need a guy stronger.

00:55:01.900 You want to join the WWE?

00:55:03.660 Yeah.

00:55:04.620 If you started doing 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups a day, I think it could work.

00:55:08.340 I have to be strong.

00:55:09.900 You have to be strong.

00:55:10.680 I see Travis Scott.

00:55:12.740 Yeah, but he's.

00:55:13.480 He got slapped, right?

00:55:14.220 I'll be honest with you.

00:55:15.140 Yeah, he's a little fickle with his training.

00:55:17.640 it's cool if chefs can do it i can i can do it i think you could definitely do it right

00:55:24.100 yeah i think i can slam you could get more slim than i slam i can slam like oh slam slam can you

00:55:31.100 can you do a push-up yeah how many i can do like 20 30 50 depending on day the bed i want to do it

00:55:39.620 now because i'm light you feel me it's easy to be like push what's your favorite uh fast food 0.98

00:55:46.960 fast food shit 0.99

00:55:51.580 look at those all right look at this piece of shit brand new let me see that let me see that 1.00

00:56:03.040 please be careful with this it's a new product it's a it's a it's a what no no no please ray 0.98

00:56:14.400 don't open it please it's a collectible it's a collectible item ray please it's worth millions

00:56:18.240 i'm not kidding please you have to be really careful with it ray ray dude ray well hold on

00:56:25.280 a second we don't we don't bend for schedules we've got one minute left here right last question

00:56:32.160 I can't even try. 1.00

00:56:33.740 You can try the pieces of shit, I'm sure. 1.00

00:56:35.400 Mike can get another one. He's rich. 1.00

00:56:36.640 He's rich and we just signed a deal with WWE Fanatics.

00:56:39.240 Shout out to WWE Fanatics.

00:56:40.700 He's even more rich.

00:56:41.500 Thank you so much for having us.

00:56:43.900 You're panicking right now, bro.

00:56:46.440 You ain't never panicking about

00:56:49.000 your kids and wife.

00:56:50.340 Why you panicking about this?

00:56:52.500 You want to know why? Because I don't have kids and a wife.

00:56:55.220 So I don't have to panic.

00:56:56.000 You should panicking about that. 1.00

00:56:58.100 You shouldn't panicking about this piece of shit. 1.00

00:57:00.100 When are you going to have kids and a wife, right? 1.00

00:57:01.560 When are you going to have kids and a wife?

00:57:03.440 With Kawhi Leonard.

00:57:05.440 Kawhi Leonard?

00:57:06.080 Yeah, your celebrity crush.

00:57:09.060 We can get pregnant. 1.00

00:57:11.820 We both got a dick. 1.00

00:57:12.900 He's right. 1.00

00:57:16.200 How does Kawhi Leonard laugh?

00:57:19.560 He's like, nah, he never laugh.

00:57:21.640 But he do sometimes.

00:57:23.200 Like, he a funny guy.

00:57:24.320 Wait, who's our favorite NBA player?

00:57:33.200 Kevin Durant

00:57:34.160 I love KD

00:57:35.060 I love him, bro

00:57:35.860 Prime athlete

00:57:36.320 I met him yesterday 0.99

00:57:37.540 He cool as shit 0.73

00:57:38.360 He's awesome 0.95

00:57:38.920 I'm surprised he's known me

00:57:40.740 Like, that's crazy

00:57:41.920 He's tapped in, dude

00:57:43.040 He parties, bro

00:57:44.040 He's tapped in, bro

00:57:44.900 He's tapping, crashing out

00:57:46.320 Is that

00:57:46.740 Nah, you're good

00:57:48.780 You haven't been crashing out

00:57:49.700 Is it weird to have celebrities like Kevin Durant recognize you?

00:57:53.400 It will never fail well, it feels so good but it's like crazy though because you grew

00:58:00.000 up watching your name.

00:58:01.000 I know you in Taiwan, I know who you are but I didn't watch you though.

00:58:07.680 I didn't watch you a lot, I'm like be honest but I know who you are.

00:58:11.520 Yeah, you didn't want to watch him right?

00:58:13.280 I didn't watch it a lot.

00:58:14.280 But why not?

00:58:15.280 You didn't like his content?

00:58:16.280 Nah, I just like, I don't know bro, before I watch like Fly Cash, more like 2k creators,

00:58:23.320 What'd you say he fell off?

00:58:26.040 Nah, honestly, he never fell off.

00:58:28.320 That's cool.

00:58:29.320 Nice.

00:58:30.320 That's a good answer.

00:58:31.320 That's good.

00:58:32.320 That's a good answer.

00:58:33.320 Alright, so then now what?

00:58:34.320 Because then you do it, bro.

00:58:35.320 Hey, wait.

00:58:36.320 I didn't ask.

00:58:37.320 I just asked a question.

00:58:38.320 Nah, Logan.

00:58:39.320 Bro, you're a YouTuber and running a WWE star.

00:58:42.320 Ray, I have terrible news.

00:58:44.320 They're telling us that there's been a strike on a local site.

00:58:48.320 Ray, we do have to wrap up.

00:58:50.320 Yeah, we have a flight right now.

00:58:51.320 I don't know. I don't even know what this podcast is about, but I really have a great time, though.

00:58:56.360 It's good to talk to you, Anx. I love you. I'm Dan. You're cool as fuck.

00:59:01.300 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:59:03.260 Shout to Imposter.

00:59:04.740 Hell yeah. Imposter, let's go.

00:59:07.120 It's Ray. It's Ray, everybody. Thank you for joining us, Ray.

00:59:10.320 I love you.

00:59:10.680 We appreciate you. Thank you, bro. Thank you, Ray.

00:59:12.880 I don't even know what this podcast is about, but I love this show.

00:59:14.720 Thanks, Ray.

00:59:16.500 If you have a video, I'll watch this show. 0.99

00:59:18.300 Fuck yeah. 0.99

00:59:21.320 Hey, what's up? I'm Tony Gonzalez. 1.00

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