Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Tana Mongeau Makes Logan Paul WALK OFF, Checks Herself Into Rehab, Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua

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00:00:29.560 Oh, versus the strong men.

00:00:31.080 Yes, they won.

00:00:31.820 The kids.

00:00:32.880 It's a numbers game.

00:00:34.640 It's a numbers game. 0.98

00:00:35.520 Oh, Mike is being really silly right now.

00:00:37.320 I was giving you a layup. 0.80

00:00:38.540 Rope is a good time for me to make my classic forest joke

00:00:41.820 while I'm on Impulsive.

00:00:44.160 And he tried to lay me up.

00:00:45.820 He tried to lay me up.

00:00:46.800 That wasn't even me.

00:00:48.140 That was your friend right there. 1.00

00:00:49.800 You're a piece of s**t. 1.00

00:00:51.180 This is why you're Miss Tana, not Mrs. Tana. 1.00

00:00:54.220 because McCullough can't trust you, okay?

00:00:56.760 Why can't McCullough trust me?

00:00:58.840 Dude, it was for the clip, bro.

00:01:00.740 That clip when she did it last time got a lot of views.

00:01:03.280 I will say I went in today and I was like,

00:01:05.100 do I throw it in or is it just,

00:01:06.900 and no pun intended here, low-hanging fruit.

00:01:09.340 There you go.

00:01:11.760 Logan, I didn't even say it.

00:01:13.020 Don't walk.

00:01:13.720 I didn't do it.

00:01:15.360 I decided that today you don't seem like you're in the mood.

00:01:19.740 And if I make the joke, I'm going to end up in a forest.

00:01:24.220 i tried to grab his arm and he hit one of these he's hot he's hot he's mad

00:01:33.700 both are just like a little style icons i feel like new york brings that out of the people though

00:01:46.680 i really just do whatever my stylist suggests you know i trust him in his vision

00:01:50.960 not much of a style guy

00:01:52.940 right now you are

00:01:54.780 you are giving fashion

00:01:56.160 really? yeah you are

00:01:57.980 I'm ending my week with this before I leave New York

00:02:00.780 and I'm so excited I'm so happy about this

00:02:02.900 it's not a bad way to end your week

00:02:04.300 I feel like you're going on a plane back to LA

00:02:06.880 yes I feel like you'll get on the plane and be like

00:02:08.920 hmm

00:02:09.600 kind of like a good little

00:02:13.160 like that was good that was fun

00:02:15.160 it's nice to podcast with a friend

00:02:17.320 you know what I mean

00:02:18.160 it's like you know doing the same interviews and the same like kind of stuff you know which is also 0.94

00:02:22.840 great but yeah well because we can just shoot the shit exactly anything i can giggle with my girls 0.86

00:02:27.760 yes exactly exactly i am one of you you are one of my girls logie and even if i am not because 0.98

00:02:33.320 i'm actually a guy yeah that's good for the dynamic that's what i'm saying because we could

00:02:38.080 we could talk about things that are like specific to women yes and men it's amazing and we can cover

00:02:43.640 all the topics yeah like what should we talk about what should we talk about i want to talk

00:02:49.220 about what i want to talk about with you you're a dad that's what i want to talk about holy smokes

00:02:55.000 yeah i totally am look at yeah she's uh she's my my background we haven't like really talked

00:03:00.660 about this she's also like fully grown like when she launching her first ip like yeah you're right

00:03:06.300 we should get on the ip 30 i feel like she was just born i know and now she's kind of like

00:03:10.820 basically full grown yeah she's uh her vocabulary is expanding rapidly the most recent word is ball

00:03:16.420 i love ball sort of it's a more like a sound but we know she's trying to say yeah

00:03:21.280 you want to see a video now please

00:03:23.740 that's really sweet she's so beautiful thank you thank you so much you guys made a really

00:03:32.860 cute baby i appreciate that she's great yeah she better better than ever really both of us

00:03:37.960 are you having more are you ready to like crank out the kids is she pregnant again uh uh you know

00:03:44.820 we'll see what happens god willing i feel like that's how someone whose wife is pregnant react

00:03:49.140 100 uh if she's pregnant i do not know about it okay that's that's uh that's that's what's up

00:03:56.740 yeah you feel like your pull-out game is strong no no do you guys use the how does this work like

00:04:02.660 once you're like i don't think you do i don't think you don't pull out anymore in in in marriage

00:04:06.940 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:04:09.460 He looks horrified.

00:04:11.660 Actually, there was...

00:04:12.440 What do you mean you don't pull out anymore?

00:04:13.400 I don't even pull out now during marriage.

00:04:15.800 Have you ever gotten a girl pregnant?

00:04:17.100 Yeah, but a long time ago. 0.85

00:04:18.300 Now my sperm has no sperm because of the testosterone. 0.93

00:04:21.180 Oh, you're just shooting like burger sauce? 0.69

00:04:23.180 Yeah.

00:04:25.900 I'm just choked to death.

00:04:27.220 I feel very separated from you right now.

00:04:29.640 I think this is the most we've ever had between us.

00:04:32.180 It is quite some distance.

00:04:33.360 I kind of want to sit right here.

00:04:34.680 No.

00:04:35.360 See, you wear condoms, though.

00:04:36.940 I've been trying to practice safe sex recently.

00:04:39.720 What changed?

00:04:42.300 Well, I assume.

00:04:45.260 You know, oh, this is actually a really hot podcast topic right now because Hallie was getting canceled for.

00:04:51.400 Or like, what's canceled called nowadays?

00:04:53.760 And like, well, not your canceled because that's not called anything.

00:04:56.140 Yeah.

00:05:01.240 I love warned.

00:05:03.400 Warned is super funny.

00:05:05.280 So Hallie.

00:05:05.980 Getting warned.

00:05:06.960 Warned is so good. 1.00

00:05:09.080 That's good shit. 0.99

00:05:09.820 Hallie had this moment where she basically said, like, I don't know if you saw this, 1.00

00:05:13.460 but basically alluded to the idea that condoms take all the fun out of sex.

00:05:18.320 And, dude, she got, like, Vogue-ed, GQ-ed, like, DQ-ed.

00:05:23.120 It was right after I went on her podcast, too, and I was just like, this scandal will never escape me.

00:05:27.680 You know what I mean?

00:05:28.100 But you know what's funny about it?

00:05:29.340 Like, maybe five, six years ago, you would have said that. 0.98

00:05:32.120 No, Makoa, I remember the first time we fucked, he whipped out a condom, 0.99

00:05:34.980 And I was like, so you hate me. 0.98

00:05:38.540 And obviously that's who I was at the time, you know, but I was like, and we really had

00:05:42.620 to actually work through that.

00:05:44.020 Like I was genuinely offended.

00:05:45.260 And I, like, I remember so vividly the first time we didn't use a condom.

00:05:48.260 I was like, I made it.

00:05:49.240 He's so trapped.

00:05:49.960 How many times?

00:05:50.980 Yeah.

00:05:51.140 But don't you think he was kind of just looking out for himself?

00:05:53.160 One hundred percent. 1.00

00:05:53.800 He was like this crazy blonde YouTube bitch is going to baby trap me. 1.00

00:05:56.760 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:05:57.540 Did you at any point think that maybe he was looking out for you because he was some sort 0.98

00:06:01.520 of Samoan scandal? 0.98

00:06:02.920 Like, oh my God, I can't even think about that. 1.00

00:06:04.540 The fact that he's literally ever touched another person makes me, like, incinerate.

00:06:08.300 Maybe he hasn't.

00:06:09.300 Maybe he's been saving himself for you the whole time.

00:06:11.180 Yeah, that's what I tell myself.

00:06:12.520 You know what I mean?

00:06:13.240 For sure.

00:06:14.100 Yeah.

00:06:14.740 But I try to – it's good to be safe nowadays.

00:06:18.480 Yeah.

00:06:18.720 So how long were you not using condoms for?

00:06:21.200 40 years.

00:06:24.400 A long time.

00:06:25.240 What inspired you?

00:06:26.100 Do you think Halle's morning inspired you?

00:06:28.360 No, it didn't just start recently.

00:06:29.780 I started a – you know what?

00:06:32.180 Me when I lie.

00:06:33.200 No, I can just say this.

00:06:34.540 it's kind of like it's kind of like roulette for me so like basically kind of like russian roulette

00:06:43.100 in a way so basically what i do the way i do it is i kind of make a decision

00:06:48.680 at the moment based on what the scenario is like so you're profiling these women

00:06:54.560 they're all exactly the same mind they're all identical clones of each other and you just

00:06:59.780 decide if sarah or clara gets the the golden condom or not yes and i know it's gonna sound

00:07:06.800 crazy as we sit here but a lot of dudes watching this have the same mentality and they make

00:07:12.300 decision on that on that kind of thing on the fly based on on what's going on on that day maybe you 0.94

00:07:17.300 go to a room and it's just there's fucking empty skittles bags everywhere and you know what i'm 0.59

00:07:22.620 saying like and and like why does that feel personal no or like why does she have pink 0.92

00:07:27.440 powder under her nose and it and like it yeah and everybody's sweating and we didn't even do

00:07:31.620 anything yet like yeah you know what i'm saying that's really fair that's very interesting you

00:07:35.700 know mike told me in the car on the way here that like often after he fucks a girl like they read

00:07:39.920 his book like this is like frequent this is like oh i know yeah and by the way the reviews are

00:07:45.600 always great i mean yeah the book is great but i'm just imagining like this guy and i get done 0.80

00:07:49.820 fucking and he's like so my book he's not chilling his book i don't think actually wait when you say 0.76

00:07:56.840 the reviews are always good, 0.98

00:07:59.140 were you talking about the book? 1.00

00:08:00.660 Or the women that you fuck with. 1.00

00:08:02.400 Yeah, he's shown me the text. I'm happy they can read. 0.99

00:08:05.820 It's not all the time.

00:08:06.860 Sometimes most of them you do audiobooks.

00:08:08.540 That's true. And then they're like, oh, Mike's still talking

00:08:10.520 to me. Oh, my God.

00:08:12.040 For 18 hours straight, by the way.

00:08:13.840 What did I text you last night at 3 in the morning?

00:08:16.260 It's 3 in the morning. I go, where do I meet you tomorrow?

00:08:18.520 Give me the address, right? And Mike goes,

00:08:20.340 Tana, I really think I have an avoidant attachment

00:08:22.460 style. And I go, Mike,

00:08:24.480 there's not any world

00:08:26.380 where we are doing this right now.

00:08:28.020 You want to talk about it, though?

00:08:28.980 Can I see the message?

00:08:30.200 Yes.

00:08:30.500 This is a real message?

00:08:31.420 Yeah.

00:08:31.720 Yes.

00:08:32.980 You're fascinating.

00:08:34.180 Well, I'm just...

00:08:36.240 At 3.30 in the morning.

00:08:37.600 Yeah, but Tana, he does have an avoidant attachment issue.

00:08:41.720 You really do.

00:08:42.360 I know, and it's sad.

00:08:43.580 And, you know...

00:08:44.580 Let's see.

00:08:48.420 Meeting at 12, yes?

00:08:50.860 Wait a second.

00:08:51.820 Oh, no.

00:08:52.500 Tana, did you give it to him in the right spot?

00:08:54.700 You're going to make me do this?

00:08:56.380 I gave it to you in the right spot, Logan.

00:08:57.800 Oh, you messed it up.

00:08:59.800 See you in a.m.

00:09:01.760 See you in a.m., son.

00:09:03.360 Meeting at 12, yes?

00:09:04.480 Yes.

00:09:05.020 You know I'm in Avoid It Attachment style.

00:09:07.060 3.30 in the morning.

00:09:08.080 We get such a bad rap, but we don't choose this.

00:09:11.540 It's not fun for us either.

00:09:14.020 Tana says, I have no idea what Avoid It Attachment has to do with this,

00:09:17.400 and I'm willing to unpack this tomorrow.

00:09:19.300 Here we are.

00:09:21.400 And then I sent him my new favorite song, which is called Heroin.

00:09:24.100 I thought he would enjoy it.

00:09:25.220 I did.

00:09:25.580 Well, I used to really love that song back in the day.

00:09:28.000 It's a good song.

00:09:29.040 Speaking of songs, real quick, can I do a quick detour?

00:09:32.100 Yes.

00:09:33.060 Are you, like, making music, Logan Paul?

00:09:35.540 Because you, like, made a little I Bought a House, right?

00:09:38.900 Yeah, I mean, years ago.

00:09:41.180 No, but did you re-record it or something? 1.00

00:09:43.220 No, fuck no. 0.99

00:09:43.780 Oh, I thought you were, like, back in the studio cooking. 1.00

00:09:46.120 No, no, no.

00:09:46.220 No, I just, it was a banger song, got a new house.

00:09:48.780 I was like, this is interesting.

00:09:49.640 We should make a song.

00:09:51.260 Nah.

00:09:53.660 No, why?

00:09:54.420 You do do music.

00:09:56.060 I don't.

00:09:56.860 You stop.

00:09:57.400 We had the same idea.

00:09:59.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:00.000 And do you hate it now?

00:10:01.040 Like, that's how I am.

00:10:01.840 It kind of gives me the ick.

00:10:04.260 I like that.

00:10:05.120 But it's every night, sis, Wimp. 0.94

00:10:06.720 That was you, right?

00:10:08.120 It's, no, it's every day, bro, was Jake.

00:10:10.920 Yeah, but it's every night, sis, was you. 0.72

00:10:12.500 I think that was a Ricegum diss track. 0.57

00:10:14.720 Bro, what was yours?

00:10:16.800 Help me help you?

00:10:18.240 No, what was your diss track?

00:10:19.420 Oh, the fall of Jake Paul.

00:10:20.760 Oh, my God.

00:10:21.840 But, yo, it's crazy because he hasn't fallen.

00:10:23.900 Yeah.

00:10:24.140 He was really just skyrocketing his entire career.

00:10:27.980 His biggest chance of falling is potentially.

00:10:32.100 I mean, people would say the next fight.

00:10:35.140 Not that he's going to.

00:10:36.300 Oh, my God.

00:10:37.200 Do you know who my brother's fighting?

00:10:38.220 It's the craziest thing ever.

00:10:40.940 Tell.

00:10:41.460 My brother's fighting Anthony Joshua.

00:10:43.920 Okay.

00:10:44.500 Yeah.

00:10:45.180 All right.

00:10:45.820 I love him.

00:10:46.740 We know it doesn't mean anything to you.

00:10:47.780 I love Anthony Joshua's work.

00:10:48.660 What do you like about him most?

00:10:51.220 His cheekbones.

00:10:52.600 Oh, he does?

00:10:53.120 He does have good cheekbones.

00:10:54.300 That's actually, I wrote a valid, valid note.

00:10:56.140 No, that was good, Tana.

00:10:57.220 That was actually really good, dude.

00:10:58.380 Tana, let me give you some stats.

00:10:59.760 I love Tana.

00:11:04.580 Logan's decided today that I'm Tana.

00:11:07.020 Tana.

00:11:08.060 And by the way.

00:11:08.520 It's kind of funny, Logan.

00:11:09.800 Well, I've also just completely given up on your last name.

00:11:12.520 I know.

00:11:12.820 I've said it 40 different times and ways today.

00:11:15.320 I let the straights get away with it.

00:11:17.240 Like, you know what I mean?

00:11:17.900 Like, you guys, when you want to do your little, because it is a lot.

00:11:20.140 Really?

00:11:20.460 Well, currently, it's just Mongo.

00:11:22.220 Yeah, that's fine. 1.00

00:11:23.120 Wait, then what happens to the gays then? 1.00

00:11:25.780 Like, the gays just get it. 0.98

00:11:32.100 Dude, Anthony Joshua's 6'6". 1.00

00:11:34.180 Okay.

00:11:34.760 My brother's 6'0".

00:11:35.780 Anthony Joshua's like 250.

00:11:38.620 Okay.

00:11:39.040 Jake's like 215.

00:11:40.320 Major.

00:11:41.300 The experience difference, Anthony Joshua's a former heavyweight champion who's knocked out heavyweight champions.

00:11:46.840 Has he ever tried like Ozempic or Manjaro?

00:11:48.840 This is a guy who is already perfect.

00:11:51.600 Okay.

00:11:51.880 He's perfect.

00:11:53.120 he's like if you could sculpt like a perfect gladiator human being it's anthony joshua wow

00:12:01.520 yeah and my brother so you're whose team are you on i'm on my brother's team of course a positive

00:12:06.960 i'm just saying he's setting he's setting the table for anthony joshua uh i'm just saying he's 0.99

00:12:11.840 a stud i'm not gonna shy away from i'm you know i'm comfortable in my sexuality got a whole ass 0.92

00:12:15.620 wife yeah he's a stud yeah now that said quite the undertaking for jake what do you think is 0.93

00:12:20.080 gonna happen in anthony joshua versus jake paul i think god i think it's gonna be riveting

00:12:26.080 yeah and we hope jake paul wins how many rounds

00:12:29.620 five and what's the end result um

00:12:35.520 expedition extradition expedition oh they're gonna go on an expedition is that a thing

00:12:44.220 i mean an expedition is a thing yeah it's like an africa like a safari

00:12:49.160 do you guys hate this

00:12:51.340 can you unpack that

00:12:54.040 I don't know I just liked that word

00:12:56.200 just came up with the word

00:12:57.340 is an expedition like a style

00:12:59.840 or a

00:13:00.300 exhibition

00:13:02.640 exhibition

00:13:03.920 that's what you were talking about

00:13:09.160 I thought you were talking about

00:13:10.440 I thought you were talking about the SUV model

00:13:14.360 made by Ford

00:13:15.140 that's a crazy Ford expedition

00:13:17.440 no like hopefully a knockout right yeah that's like what you want yeah that's the real answer

00:13:21.500 dude daniel cormier and kamara usman are in that room over there it sounds like they're mad libs

00:13:26.360 like the names it sounds like you're saying a mad lib right now they're over there i love kamara

00:13:31.260 usmier yeah yes i love his or her or their work she combined the two names well he's he's over 1.00

00:13:38.160 kamara usmier sounds like a foreign bitch that you'd be fucking you know me and kamara usmier 1.00

00:13:43.780 hey, we're trying this burger, and then we, yeah. 1.00

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00:14:45.580 and back to the show so you're not a fight fan i actually am i love it i just don't know like

00:14:50.740 i don't know all the details and the verbiage i like to watch two grown men like take it there

00:14:56.420 you know and that sounded super sexual um but i do i like and you know what i mean see who falls

00:15:01.880 down see who gets hurt yeah i know the basics wwe i love seeing you go through a table like it's

00:15:08.240 fun. You haven't gone through a table in

00:15:10.160 a little

00:15:12.220 while. When's your next

00:15:14.340 match? Survivor

00:15:16.400 Series. War Games. What does that

00:15:18.320 mean? End of this month. Two cages.

00:15:20.300 Two cages. Two rings.

00:15:22.360 Yep. Me, The Vision,

00:15:24.120 Drew McIntyre, and

00:15:25.140 the Beast himself,

00:15:28.440 Brock Lesnar. Wow.

00:15:31.320 Where's that

00:15:32.280 happening? San Diego. You should come. I honestly

00:15:34.240 would love to. It's such

00:15:36.340 an electric feeling. This one's going to be

00:15:38.220 fucking insane tana sounds so like dude i'm just saying because it's also the sitting yeah tana 0.99

00:15:46.560 this one's gonna be insane tana he's got his cody roads taint cody roads you're the taint 0.99

00:15:53.180 taint that's crazy oh my god one of my high school best friends used to call me that really 0.96

00:15:57.800 yeah she called you taint now he's he called me taint now he's a plastic surgeon he works on

00:16:02.480 taints talk about a six vegas success story he made it out i know i thought you could only become

00:16:07.160 I'm like bottle a bottle girl for the most part. Yes. No bottle girls even making it out in my

00:16:11.840 opinion. I think that like stripper drug dealer is like the real pipeline. What percentage of 1.00

00:16:17.060 your audience are bottle girls? I'd say like 95. Probably. Yeah. 95. I feel like you give them 1.00

00:16:25.200 hope. I definitely do. Right. You made it out. And bottle girls also like they finesse. I have

00:16:33.680 a lot of friends who are bottle girls like they i mean that would have been my destiny if i wasn't 1.00

00:16:37.460 here on impulsive today like their escorts what are you saying no they just they make big tips 1.00

00:16:41.980 they make good money oh from the tips yeah but what's the actual strategy to get the big tips

00:16:49.960 look hot well no no lost no but also it's you know lost it look lost and confused just

00:16:56.940 you know

00:16:59.360 but it's also partially just showing up to work

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00:17:04.340 and they wear the hot shit 1.00

00:17:06.880 the guys in Vegas they also just want to spend 1.00

00:17:09.260 they want to look like they're spending

00:17:10.820 when you go to buy a table in Vegas

00:17:13.000 or Miami or New York

00:17:14.140 and you negotiate the rate for the

00:17:16.440 do you know the sound that it makes when you hit that

00:17:20.920 it sounds like a computer is going down

00:17:23.000 your throat

00:17:23.500 I've never thought that I had to go to rehab 0.94

00:17:26.700 A bag of cancer to your organs

00:17:29.060 I know it's so bad 0.96

00:17:30.260 Special delivery 1.00

00:17:31.080 When you negotiate a rape 0.99

00:17:32.980 Wait, wait, wait, finish that

00:17:34.060 That's a funny clip

00:17:35.520 Just ran on the vape

00:17:37.160 Dude

00:17:37.660 It sounds like she

00:17:39.320 Do you hear that?

00:17:40.280 Do you guys hear that sound?

00:17:41.600 Here, I can do it for you again 1.00

00:17:42.820 Coming down her throat 1.00

00:17:47.000 I'm gonna have to go to rehab for this vape

00:17:50.140 I've been there, it's really cool

00:17:51.360 Have you been to rehab?

00:17:52.900 I've never been to rehab

00:17:53.780 I can kick everything else

00:17:55.320 But me and this

00:17:56.300 like what about the alprazolam um i have it under control you know classic how old are you again i

00:18:02.720 love classic i used to say the same thing really and then it got bad you had a little i had a zanna

00:18:08.780 era i don't think i'll ever be i skipped the zandemic you did well i mean i were you in the

00:18:13.360 harrow the opiate epidemic well i mean i had my own zan i had my own zandemic i just wasn't a part

00:18:20.160 of the overarching one i was almost like the uh the pioneer to it before the buccaneers took over

00:18:26.220 the it's fair i was a buccaneer for sure dude but if you were in that zandemic i was in the

00:18:30.300 zandemic you you're a survivor dude yes because a lot of people died yeah last point on the bottle

00:18:36.620 girls yes when you buy a table for five grand you know how when they're like for people watching

00:18:41.640 this i know you guys are always buying bottle sections in vegas uh they'll be like oh it's

00:18:48.200 five thousand dollars no i didn't i was being serious i bet you i bet you a chunk of the people

00:18:52.920 actually do this get their homies together and buy a section when they tell you five thousand

00:18:57.780 dollars like when you're going to go to tau beach okay or you're going to go to the new reopened

00:19:02.960 marquee to see strauss whatever acts he's bringing or any of those or omnia right when they tell you

00:19:09.420 it's five grand it's what's called five grand plus plus and what that plus plus means is plus tax

00:19:16.720 and the built-in 20% hospitality fee for the bottle girl.

00:19:23.460 So even if the bottle girl shows up, okay, on crutches, okay, 0.96

00:19:28.560 because she pulled her ACL doing, like, yoga in Tulum on a hoe trip, 0.99

00:19:37.160 which, by the way, I'm sure has happened. 0.94

00:19:39.380 Like, this is definitely a real story.

00:19:40.480 I know a girl.

00:19:41.120 Her name's Stephanie.

00:19:41.800 Thank you.

00:19:42.520 Yeah.

00:19:43.020 She still gets her $1,000 tip.

00:19:45.120 Yes.

00:19:45.740 So yes, do they go above and beyond and really clean up when they go below and beyond?

00:19:53.460 Yes.

00:19:53.780 Yes.

00:19:55.500 But there's built-in tips.

00:19:58.360 Yes.

00:19:59.040 They don't even got to get the tip to get the tip.

00:20:00.680 Do you ever wish you knew this much about like something else?

00:20:04.440 Like attachment styles, for example.

00:20:06.560 No, I know a lot about heroin.

00:20:08.040 Yeah, that's true.

00:20:09.080 I know a lot about a lot of weird stuff.

00:20:11.460 Me too.

00:20:12.360 You want to know my favorite topic though?

00:20:14.020 Tell now.

00:20:14.780 Tame Impala.

00:20:15.720 Yes.

00:20:16.580 He went to a Tame Impala show.

00:20:17.840 Oh, we heard.

00:20:18.440 Oh, trust me.

00:20:19.180 We heard.

00:20:19.600 We all got the text.

00:20:20.560 Guys, guys, guys.

00:20:21.200 You don't get it.

00:20:22.260 Tame Impala is just one guy.

00:20:24.620 Okay?

00:20:24.920 It's Kevin Parker.

00:20:25.860 He writes all the music.

00:20:27.600 He records all the instruments.

00:20:29.580 He produced it.

00:20:30.380 He engineers it.

00:20:31.020 It's just one guy.

00:20:31.980 Guys, it's one guy.

00:20:33.540 There's only one guy in Tame Impala.

00:20:35.600 It's Kevin Parker.

00:20:36.540 There's no one else in the band.

00:20:37.540 It's just one guy. 0.99

00:20:38.740 One day you're going to marry a woman and she's going to be like, I'd rather you just 1.00

00:20:41.660 hit me. 1.00

00:20:42.380 i just stopped fucking yelling about tame impala dude that's crazy it's just one guy i we all got 0.98

00:20:51.580 the text mike was saying that tame impala is the our generation of the beatles of this generation 0.95

00:20:56.060 i truly believe that i don't know a lot about tame impala i know that i used to hook up with

00:20:59.780 a lot of guys who love tame impala and so maybe i have like a tainted no pun intended view on that

00:21:05.800 You think it's a red flag?

00:21:07.760 Yes.

00:21:08.920 Incense patchwork tattoos.

00:21:10.940 They roll their own cigarettes.

00:21:12.340 Yes, wow.

00:21:13.060 You really have it.

00:21:13.960 Fitted navy blue bed sheets.

00:21:15.160 They live in Silver Lake.

00:21:16.580 Yes, 100%.

00:21:18.160 And they can't divide.

00:21:20.340 And they have avoidant attachment.

00:21:22.120 And they have a huge avoidant attachment problem.

00:21:25.980 Dude, I swear that's what like half of his music is about.

00:21:28.460 Yes, 100%.

00:21:29.500 He has a song called Cause I'm a Man and it's why he cheats.

00:21:33.720 Yes.

00:21:34.120 and the answers and that's the answer because i'm a man but listen see all in all seriousness 0.98

00:21:40.960 i'm sorry it's really hard to take this seriously you know fuck it let's talk about not let's talk 0.96

00:21:46.540 about not love like oh my god we are going to in a second but i do i really want to hammer this home 0.98

00:21:50.360 i do believe that i do believe that he is our the the artist of our generation all jokes of him

00:21:56.760 that's a meme like me saying it's just him it's like a tiktok thing yeah but it really is okay

00:22:01.200 like he does everything himself he doesn't bring in people to make it and he has so many hit songs

00:22:05.680 he's been putting out albums since 2010 the Kia Forum was on fire it was like the pop-out like 0.58

00:22:11.980 Kendrick Lamar's pop-out but for white people okay what did you bring with you I brought a couple

00:22:17.460 girls to it and were you like explaining it to them the whole time no no no because they know

00:22:22.680 all of it I made sure that I brought girls that knew every song and they they belted out but it

00:22:27.440 was like so many just like classic avoidant attachment white people in the crowd like i

00:22:33.100 ran into john summit there like the chain smokers eric andre that's it for the tame impala stuff i

00:22:39.000 know i'm sorry i have a couple passions in life and i was smiling from ear to ear the whole time

00:22:43.940 and i just say i thoroughly enjoyed not talking like honestly this was been to keep going oh is 0.62

00:22:48.660 that true like it's nice to shut the fuck up now and again you don't say i've never tried it 0.96

00:22:53.760 Like I had a good moment there 0.99

00:22:56.740 I feel cleansed

00:22:57.280 Yeah you were doing something as well

00:22:59.280 You were like shuffling with your bag

00:23:01.240 A little lip gloss

00:23:03.520 What was in there anything good

00:23:04.440 I know what's in there

00:23:05.920 We have Xanax 0.99

00:23:07.220 Lip plumper

00:23:09.440 Ibuprofen

00:23:11.580 That's good

00:23:12.540 Lash glue 1.00

00:23:15.580 Bunch of tampons really been shoving 0.61

00:23:18.220 What's

00:23:19.280 Wait why

00:23:23.020 Why?

00:23:24.000 I gave you what's in my purse.

00:23:25.420 Yeah, but what?

00:23:26.360 You in the flow state?

00:23:27.040 You didn't, like, really been shoving.

00:23:29.300 Dude, I just didn't expect to hear something like that.

00:23:30.980 Yeah, it was fierce, for sure.

00:23:33.180 Now, is that used in tandem with the glue?

00:23:37.460 Because...

00:23:37.780 Or the lip plumper?

00:23:39.240 All of it just goes together, really.

00:23:41.360 Wow.

00:23:41.660 Is there something in there that you didn't show me, but you should have?

00:23:45.120 No, I led with the Xanax.

00:23:46.660 Okay.

00:23:47.220 Yeah, I thought I would just get it.

00:23:48.500 I'm honest.

00:23:48.940 True.

00:23:49.160 You know, I like to be honest with you.

00:23:50.280 Yeah, you are so honest.

00:23:51.900 Yeah.

00:23:52.140 Maybe too honest

00:23:54.640 You think I'm too honest?

00:23:56.120 I don't know, you definitely just showed me there's a lot of shoving

00:23:57.980 Oh yeah, yeah, no, yeah, you're right

00:23:59.660 Sometimes I like to say things for shock factor

00:24:02.160 And I felt like if I looked you, Logan Paul

00:24:04.480 Dead in the eyes right now and said a lot of shoving 0.88

00:24:06.920 It would kind of get your dander up

00:24:09.120 I was shocked

00:24:10.300 Now you're like fidgeting a little

00:24:12.040 And I'm really sorry for that

00:24:14.660 I know that that's not impulsive's like main idea

00:24:17.320 For content

00:24:19.000 No, it is 1.00

00:24:19.780 it is well yeah like what does Hallie Batchelder talk about when she comes on here fucking Mike 1.00

00:24:24.540 she came on here once it was insinuated but yeah we all we all got the message that Mike fucks yeah 0.97

00:24:31.820 it's good no but other stuff too we talked about we talked about OCD we talked about eating 0.80

00:24:36.240 disorders oh it's good we covered a lot of stuff on that show that was actually a fantastic episode

00:24:40.120 you know you gotta you gotta layer in the the good stuff with the with the fun stuff that's

00:24:45.240 what i think at least i think we cover some pretty duality yeah like a dichotomy of different topics

00:24:50.860 all brought together like a bacon egg and cheese yes do you cook do you clean neither neither i

00:25:01.080 mean i think i'm like this sad like little toddler in the house where if i try to do it everyone's

00:25:06.620 like tana just stop like we'll do it like it's cute that you're trying but it's like yeah you

00:25:11.780 know what i mean yeah i don't know i'm more of a lunchly kind of gal really i love i love a

00:25:15.920 prepared meal i love a pre-planned meal yeah yeah well and you can make it your own yeah you know

00:25:21.720 you can stack the cheese on top of the turkey or put a cracker even on top of that exactly

00:25:29.460 yes you get me it's customizable basically yeah do you cook uh no no no but i can't i can i can

00:25:39.300 yeah yeah like like a good meal with chat gbt if i had to yeah i could do i could i could make a

00:25:45.280 sick meal i think some people find it really cathartic and they like have a beautiful time

00:25:49.960 and they're enjoying it to me it's just so tedious it's like so much work just to eat this meal and 0.98

00:25:55.960 it comes out and if it comes out like shit you're so mad you're like i just wasted so much time yes 0.88

00:26:00.220 and anything i've ever cooked tasted 3d printed you know you don't have any like one thing that 0.98

00:26:05.520 you can make that is like your old old faithful that you say you have like somebody sleep over

00:26:09.820 you could just make it for them in the morning they're like impressed impressed is a reach or

00:26:14.620 like dak ramen maybe like bacon damn wow you can make bacon bacon yeah dino nuggets that's a huge 0.56

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00:28:57.880 I don't even know there's such a thing as D.

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00:29:17.280 Are you and Millie Bobby Brown best friends?

00:29:19.560 Bob, Bob.

00:29:22.500 Logan, how much do you want to be doing this podcast

00:29:24.960 with one to ten?

00:29:25.940 What do you mean?

00:29:26.880 Wait, wait.

00:29:27.300 i'm here dude i'm here i'm here i'm doing billy bobby sound like his own baby

00:29:34.920 he sounded like there was a gun to the back of his head are you and millie bobby brown 0.70

00:29:41.380 come on i'm getting so hot let me no no no i'm hot are you sleepy no just hot wait how are you

00:29:52.340 Yeah, how are you, Logan?

00:29:53.720 Like, no, deep down, like, really, like, how are you?

00:29:56.140 Deep down, I'm way better than way up.

00:29:59.400 Like, um...

00:30:00.560 I've always said that.

00:30:01.360 Like, deep down, I'm great.

00:30:04.360 But at the moment, I'm hot.

00:30:06.280 It is, it is, I will echo that, it's hot.

00:30:08.260 How long have you been in New York?

00:30:09.820 I just got here.

00:30:10.960 Yeah.

00:30:11.380 Yeah.

00:30:11.720 Like, just got off the plane?

00:30:12.640 Well, I went to Albany yesterday.

00:30:14.460 Okay.

00:30:15.220 Why?

00:30:16.060 At the WWE.

00:30:17.420 No other reason.

00:30:18.260 Wouldn't go there for any other reason.

00:30:19.760 What was going on up there?

00:30:22.560 Man, we were recruiting our fourth man for War Games, Drew McIntyre.

00:30:26.520 My idea, by the way.

00:30:27.580 I love that.

00:30:28.160 Yeah, and now he's on our team, Scottish Warrior.

00:30:29.980 I love that.

00:30:30.500 Yeah, good luck beating us. 0.99

00:30:32.500 He's fucking huge, that guy. 0.99

00:30:33.940 I'm serious. 0.99

00:30:34.980 We got four big guys.

00:30:35.340 It's just such a funny thing to say, like, to me.

00:30:37.740 Good luck beating us.

00:30:39.040 I'm like, hell yeah, bro.

00:30:41.680 Yeah, fair.

00:30:42.680 Wait, so are you and Millie Bobby Brown best friends?

00:30:45.140 I can't take it.

00:30:46.040 No, I do want to hear this answer.

00:30:47.420 Yeah, because all of a sudden I pop up on TikTok and I see you guys doing the wake up in the morning.

00:30:52.160 I'm obsessed with her.

00:30:53.640 She is like my new favorite person.

00:30:55.380 Really?

00:30:55.980 Yes.

00:30:56.260 Nicki Minaj tweeted that video yesterday, by the way, of us doing that.

00:30:59.700 And I was so excited.

00:31:01.280 I feel so, I feel like I'm in a new era.

00:31:03.320 Wait, sorry.

00:31:03.720 Why did she do that?

00:31:05.080 Because it's her song at the end of it.

00:31:06.640 Oh, my apologies.

00:31:08.520 But how does it work?

00:31:09.500 Are you like, hey, Millie, I'm an influencer.

00:31:12.020 Want to do the trend?

00:31:13.020 no the internet really took that one for storm because people think that we look a lot alike

00:31:18.180 and i really don't see it honestly i think she's like so clean and so beautiful and gorgeous and

00:31:23.380 like just we look different in my opinion but um yeah people were really taking it there she went

00:31:29.160 blonde and people were calling me like millie bobby taupe wow you know so it was kind of like

00:31:34.840 we were just playing into that you were in the same spot though she had an event and she invited 0.73

00:31:38.800 me we both have our little lip kits so we were having a little lip kit moment but she's so sweet

00:31:43.720 is she she's so sweet and so funny too she was like i didn't know she grew up watching like

00:31:48.580 youtube which i also didn't interesting i love when like i love finding out when like traditional 0.99

00:31:53.200 media celebrities grew up watching youtube it feels like they're you know youtube's the shit 0.77

00:31:57.540 nowadays i agree i saw a video where a kid didn't even know what a cartoon was he's like cartoon 0.98

00:32:02.080 what is cartoon i watch youtube that's crazy oh my god i want to ask you about this with esme

00:32:06.720 Are you guys, what are your thoughts on iPads?

00:32:09.660 Like, how are you, what is your household's stance on the iPad kit?

00:32:15.200 So we have made an effort to keep her away from screens.

00:32:22.560 We are going to try to keep that up for as long as we can.

00:32:25.260 That said, parenting's hard.

00:32:27.060 There's a lot of variables.

00:32:28.920 And an iPad can be used as a tool to keep your kid busy on a plane

00:32:34.800 or if you're doing something or like you have no choice like if it's your last resort let let her

00:32:39.960 play around on the ipad but um it seems for us esme's like not even really into screens that's

00:32:46.640 cool yeah she likes just like going out and doing stuff that's yeah she like we tried to like put 0.99

00:32:51.420 miss rachel on the tv and she's like fuck that bitch yes yeah yes screen they're like kind of 1.00

00:32:56.580 like xanax for babies if you think about it because it's like you know how you really would 1.00

00:33:01.100 only use them in the in case of like you're having a panic attack yes like if the baby starts having 0.89

00:33:05.320 a panic attack you give them that if you break a nail you give them that digital zanny yeah you 0.81

00:33:09.760 know what i'm saying take some miss rachel and they're just like whoa dude i'm fucking zoning 0.86

00:33:16.060 right now this rachel dog like it's just automatically just like sedates them imagine 0.91

00:33:21.460 being miss rachel me and my wife had a whole conversation about i would love to hear

00:33:26.260 oh boy

00:33:28.580 I don't want to be mean

00:33:31.140 classic

00:33:33.000 such a funny person to like come for by the way

00:33:35.380 like the title it's like Logan and Tana

00:33:37.480 come for Miss Rachel

00:33:38.720 no no no no no 1.00

00:33:41.140 because that's the thing what she's doing 0.82

00:33:43.240 is fantastic the views on her

00:33:45.180 videos are like

00:33:46.520 insane

00:33:47.980 obviously they're monetized

00:33:50.780 we're watching ads

00:33:51.980 I think one video I saw has like upwards of 14

00:33:55.340 billion views like like that's the level we're talking about in like what some of the top view 0.92

00:34:00.300 videos on the platform it's the miss and mr miss rachel mr beast whoa shit that's a good point 0.75

00:34:06.720 yeah miss tana miss tana you were gonna say that i knew you were going to say that 0.86

00:34:12.060 wow oh my god imagine tomorrow i just fucking revert my whole channel and i'm just making 0.94

00:34:18.300 videos for kids i'm like go so hard like x is for xanax yes you do you do the opposite of uh 0.92

00:34:25.180 oh thanks for your input on that man

00:34:29.000 appreciate it

00:34:30.080 you want to tell us your thoughts on religion

00:34:31.540 who is the one

00:34:33.960 well tell me your Miss Rachel stance 1.00

00:34:35.880 yeah so look I love what she's doing 1.00

00:34:38.500 right

00:34:38.880 we came to the conclusion that we both

00:34:42.620 feel like it's probably

00:34:44.600 an exhausting job

00:34:45.920 because she really gives it her all

00:34:48.400 well imagine you're like hung over as 0.99

00:34:50.480 dick like you got in a fight with your partner 0.99

00:34:52.800 and you have to show up to set and you're like 1.00

00:34:54.440 The blue ball, dude, I would fucking off my tongue. 0.98

00:35:00.980 Wait, you think Miss Rachel's doing all that, dude? 0.99

00:35:03.080 But I guess maybe it's also nice that you're just not even using any part of your personality. 0.99

00:35:07.780 You think she's like going out to like Poppy and shit, dude? 0.98

00:35:10.240 You think Miss Rachel ever takes an Adderall? 1.00

00:35:12.180 Like she's just like, God damn it, this shit again. 1.00

00:35:14.080 No, that's what I'm asking. 1.00

00:35:14.800 Like what is a fun night in the world that Miss Rachel look like? 0.98

00:35:17.600 And imagine you're a guy, like I don't know if she's single or if she's... 0.97

00:35:20.580 It's Miss, not Mrs. Rachel. 1.00

00:35:22.140 Oh! 0.96

00:35:22.460 Oh, she's single.

00:35:25.000 Logan.

00:35:25.860 What's her Instagram?

00:35:26.940 Please, Mike, the story arc.

00:35:29.160 If you switch up.

00:35:30.780 Oh, she's clouded.

00:35:31.860 I actually don't even know what she looks like. 0.83

00:35:33.320 Can I see?

00:35:34.420 Haven't watched much. 0.51

00:35:35.120 She's pretty.

00:35:35.740 She's very pretty, dude. 0.98

00:35:37.640 She just seems so focused on good.

00:35:40.400 So that, guys, is my take. 0.70

00:35:43.020 I think she's probably just a really good, focused human who wants to build a big YouTube channel.

00:35:48.520 I'm going to be honest, dude.

00:35:49.420 And support the future of America.

00:35:51.340 Why don't you try to get her on impulsive? 0.63

00:35:53.320 I totally would. 1.00

00:35:54.680 I wonder if she's willing to peel back that curtain. 1.00

00:35:57.800 Because what if she sits down on this couch and she's like... 1.00

00:36:00.160 Oh, she's got it, you dumbasses. 1.00

00:36:01.440 She's got a whole ass man, dude. 1.00

00:36:03.040 Mr. Aaron. 1.00

00:36:04.560 Well, I'm not even kidding, dude. 1.00

00:36:07.560 She's got a whole ass dude. 1.00

00:36:08.760 Mr. Aaron, does he do the same shit? 1.00

00:36:10.600 The red... 1.00

00:36:11.520 Oh, he looks like a real gent. 1.00

00:36:14.560 Well, then why is it Miss Rachel? 0.51

00:36:16.320 Because maybe they're working their way there like Makoa and Tana. 0.91

00:36:19.440 Her on this carpet with this dress 0.98

00:36:21.280 With like the sailboats and shit is so funny 1.00

00:36:23.180 Yeah she kicks ass 0.99

00:36:24.240 Wait she's doing way better than all of us 0.98

00:36:27.380 Yeah 1.00

00:36:27.740 What the fuck 1.00

00:36:28.920 What do you think her drink of choice is 1.00

00:36:31.120 You know 0.72

00:36:31.540 Appy juice

00:36:35.340 100%

00:36:38.200 Whole milk

00:36:38.800 A box of appy juice

00:36:40.360 And she just sits there and goes like this 1.00

00:36:42.420 Here's the good news about all this shit 1.00

00:36:45.380 Her demographic 1.00

00:36:47.460 isn't old enough to come talk shit about us. 1.00

00:36:50.220 That's so true. 1.00

00:36:50.960 Do you know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:36:51.620 What are you going to say, goo-goo-ga-ga? 0.99

00:36:52.620 Yeah, like they're not going to get on Twitter. 0.97

00:36:54.060 You don't even have Twitter.

00:36:55.300 This is one of those scenarios.

00:36:56.960 You just are coming for Ms. Rachel all the time.

00:36:58.380 It's just so easy.

00:36:59.180 This is one of those scenarios, dude.

00:37:00.960 No one's going to fight back.

00:37:01.960 Would you rather face one 6'3 man or 100 3'6 babies?

00:37:08.980 This is like that scenario in real life. 0.99

00:37:11.280 Because we're going to walk out of here and there's going to be an army of babies

00:37:13.920 that have knives.

00:37:16.480 somehow you wouldn't want to 0.99

00:37:18.540 fuck with them because like I seen 1.00

00:37:20.840 Mr. Beast do like the strong men 1.00

00:37:22.980 like world's strongest men

00:37:24.820 tugging war

00:37:26.740 tugging a rope like tug of war

00:37:29.080 with the rope

00:37:30.220 with a bunch of kids and the kids

00:37:33.160 won oh versus the strong

00:37:34.880 yes they won the kids

00:37:36.620 it's a numbers game

00:37:38.960 it's a numbers game oh Mike is being

00:37:40.940 really silly right now I was giving you a layup

00:37:42.760 rope is a good time for me to make my

00:37:44.560 My classic Suicide Forest joke while I'm on Impulsive.

00:37:49.060 And he tried to lay me up.

00:37:50.680 He tried to lay me up.

00:37:51.680 That wasn't even me.

00:37:53.000 That was your friend right there. 1.00

00:37:54.660 You're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:37:56.020 This is why you're Miss Tana, not Mrs. Tana. 1.00

00:37:59.340 Because McCullough can't trust you.

00:38:01.060 Why can't McCullough trust me?

00:38:03.720 Dude, it was for the clip, bro.

00:38:05.600 That clip when she did it last time got a lot of views.

00:38:08.140 I will say, I went in today and I was like, do I throw it in or is it just,

00:38:11.500 and no pun intended here, low-hanging fruit.

00:38:14.200 There you go.

00:38:16.620 Logan, I didn't even say it.

00:38:17.880 Don't walk.

00:38:18.600 I didn't do it.

00:38:20.200 I decided that today you don't seem like you're in the mood.

00:38:24.600 And if I make the joke, I'm going to end up in a forest.

00:38:33.740 I tried to grab his arm and he hit one of these.

00:38:36.580 He's hot.

00:38:37.400 He's hot.

00:38:37.940 He's mad.

00:38:39.880 You're not going to like him when he's hot.

00:38:41.260 You have to understand that I didn't do it.

00:38:44.840 I refrained.

00:38:45.700 It's a very sensitive topic for him, Tana.

00:38:48.900 Don't try to do it.

00:38:49.860 Oh, and he's facing the corner.

00:38:50.960 I feel really bad.

00:38:52.320 He's sad.

00:38:54.600 Oh, he's getting water.

00:38:56.160 He used it as a segue for his own needs.

00:39:01.080 He just went and had a cold water.

00:39:03.760 Oh, he's having a – here, hit a prime promotion.

00:39:08.000 Oh, should I start?

00:39:09.000 Have one of those sips and tell them how good it is when it gets back.

00:39:11.660 Hey, I love it.

00:39:13.200 No, drink it, drink it, drink it.

00:39:15.120 Like, no.

00:39:16.300 Why?

00:39:17.300 I think an energy drink right now would send me to Mars.

00:39:20.160 Then have the hydration.

00:39:21.040 Here, I opened it for you.

00:39:22.280 Try this flavor.

00:39:24.260 Did you just?

00:39:25.040 Well, it went.

00:39:27.160 Did you just assault me on impulsive?

00:39:31.600 Now we're going to pass it.

00:39:33.040 We're going to pass it.

00:39:33.980 Try this flavor.

00:39:35.260 Hey.

00:39:35.720 Berry freeze.

00:39:37.640 I didn't do it.

00:39:39.000 there's only one way you can fix this drink my drink

00:39:43.000 it's actually so funny in your real life like you would need to have a fight you're like

00:39:51.680 have a prime that's how everyone that's how everyone makes it up make it up to me have a

00:39:56.340 prime hey and i love berry freeze i actually do love prime really thank you thank you dana

00:40:00.260 hey hey what the hell is going on with the energy is there like a are they all getting

00:40:05.100 purchased or something because i can't seem to get an energy drink dude is anybody else feeling

00:40:10.020 that shortage i'll tell you what happened with prime energy we did a campaign where we urged

00:40:17.120 people to just try it we're very confident in our product it's one of my favorites

00:40:21.160 and we gave it we gave away a free prime energy at specific retailers like circle k

00:40:29.360 7-eleven circle k and prime energy sales went up 60 because it's a sticky product

00:40:38.940 sticky product meaning people buy and they continue to buy it because it's that good

00:40:43.320 it's incredible our campaign worked so to answer your question mike people are buying them up i

00:40:48.160 think that's actually an awesome i love hearing good brand case like case studies i think it's

00:40:55.220 so cool and cute too like even just like in my life people who have like little kids they literally

00:41:01.000 like want prime for christmas like it's more than just a drink to them and i think it's really sweet

00:41:06.020 you know what i'm excited for on that note yeah i'm excited to see how prime evolves with the

00:41:12.400 youth like you know you grew up consuming a product or drinking a drink and you know you're

00:41:20.020 an adult and you feel a certain type of way about it yeah well prime is going to be that for the

00:41:24.760 future generation yeah that's crazy interesting like what like what what will a kid who grew up

00:41:29.980 drinking prime think about prime when they're an adult will it become a legacy brand will they will

00:41:35.480 they stick with it and you know i think they will but it's like uh you know did you ever drink or

00:41:40.820 eat like a go-gurt yes exactly like a go-gurt i never thought about like that's so interesting

00:41:45.740 because you don't think about that in marketing like predetermining nostalgia you know what i

00:41:49.740 mean that's what we're doing yeah what's interesting like that is so so crazy like

00:41:53.900 there's a genius there's a lot of brand value in it there's a lot of the the brand that is prime

00:41:58.740 no matter what yeah it's always going to be just so it's i think anyways strong because it has had

00:42:05.560 such an impact on uh on specific demographics that's crazy yeah that's actually logan that's

00:42:11.820 crazy when i say like you have such a genius mind it's things like that i really do that's nothing

00:42:18.120 Nothing you say or do can make up from what you said before earlier. 0.99

00:42:20.800 Oh, now I'm just sucking the fart. 0.79

00:42:21.860 I'm like, and by the way, I love that navy sweater. 0.99

00:42:24.680 You don't have to suck the fart anymore. 0.99

00:42:26.080 What's wrong with you, Tanner? 1.00

00:42:26.660 No, but that's crazy.

00:42:28.120 You're supposed to do the opposite with him, bro. 1.00

00:42:29.800 You're going to make him fucking horrible. 0.99

00:42:31.340 Well, he said something very profound. 1.00

00:42:33.280 And call a spade a spade. 1.00

00:42:34.500 All right, what do you think is going to happen to the 16-year-old girls that use tart lip brush? 1.00

00:42:38.960 Oh, I think they're going to be so fabulous. 0.99

00:42:41.320 I think they're going to be so fabulous.

00:42:43.540 I do.

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00:43:43.760 yeah and they think wow i'm finally at a place in my life where i enjoy that and i'm like excited

00:43:50.820 about that i think for a long time i was like do as i say not as i do you know does it impact the

00:43:56.160 way you make content or behave at all no yes now it does but it didn't for a long time it was very 0.70

00:44:04.000 do as I say not as I do and like just I don't give a fuck like let's yeah I'm gonna do what I 0.56

00:44:08.000 want to do and I'm certifiably insane but I don't know now it's like I feel like I've learned a lot 0.57

00:44:12.340 of lessons it's just like an honest journey where I'm like I've learned these things and maybe if

00:44:16.520 you're going through that you also as you get older I think you like feel for your younger self

00:44:20.320 so much and like I feel for the younger generation even like when I see these 20 21 year old girls

00:44:25.360 it's like you're going through it in a lot of ways you know you're figuring yourself out your

00:44:29.420 early 20s and like what do you think what do you think um what do you think someone in their late

00:44:36.120 teens early 20s could be going through now that is different than what we went through

00:44:42.020 maybe like the over i don't know how to put this into words but i definitely think that like

00:44:51.080 the short form content and the way that people are consuming it like obviously

00:44:56.040 when we're sitting and we're scrolling we are seeing fellow influencers fellow creators we're

00:45:01.580 seeing like just viral things and we don't think anything of it but imagine you're in high school

00:45:05.760 or you're around that age and it's all your friends that you follow and like you know people

00:45:09.940 are like bullying people like making digs and like there's just so much of like the social

00:45:15.780 media world that like affects those kids like day-to-day lives like young people's day-to-day

00:45:20.560 lives where it didn't affect us right well that's the that's the simple answer it's not even just

00:45:24.700 like the length of the content.

00:45:26.980 The simple answer is since 2013 and the advent of the phones,

00:45:31.840 the suicide rate in young adults is up six X mental illness,

00:45:36.000 mental illness is up astronomically,

00:45:38.560 especially with young women. 0.73

00:45:40.260 The social media and the iPhone is a youth killer for,

00:45:45.680 for lack of a better word.

00:45:46.820 They call it,

00:45:47.480 I watched a seminar on it in Vegas at this mental health summit this week.

00:45:50.480 They call it the drug in your pocket.

00:45:52.060 Yeah.

00:45:52.280 And this really in a lot of ways has become the heroin that everyone uses now.

00:45:56.840 We all use it and it's all very acceptable and integrated into society.

00:46:00.520 And it really has – for as good as it is and as easy as it makes it to multiply things or find an address or learn about space, it's done a lot of really, really bad things to the world in terms of like how people compare themselves to others, how people are always looking at other people when they're in relationships, how people are –

00:46:20.520 And if you already feel like you're not enough, how easy it is to open your phone and really

00:46:24.780 have that reinforced.

00:46:26.320 Yes, exactly.

00:46:27.000 And then when you look at high school and stuff like that, and even younger, like these

00:46:30.400 kids are using it to like digitally bully each other.

00:46:32.800 Like you said, they're using it to a million different ways to like expose people, you

00:46:37.620 know, and, and, and really like, like even the idea that making mistakes in your life

00:46:44.020 is not viewed the same way. 0.94

00:46:45.380 Dude, I, we were all little fuck up little kids. 0.99

00:46:48.500 Dude, I used to do the craziest shit when I was a kid. 0.99

00:46:51.600 The neighbors would catch me. 1.00

00:46:52.820 I'd be like, fuck you, and run off. 1.00

00:46:54.820 We would do all kinds of shit, all three of us, I'm sure. 1.00

00:46:57.460 Yeah, no one can be bad almost. 1.00

00:46:59.240 Dude, now you get caught.

00:47:00.580 Now you make a terrible mistake.

00:47:02.480 And yes, some of the mistakes are terrible.

00:47:04.500 There was that kid that, there's no excuse for this. 0.99

00:47:07.800 There was that kid that threw the change at Portnoy and said a bunch of anti-Semitic shit. 0.99

00:47:11.260 And by the way, that's like beyond. 1.00

00:47:13.880 But I mean, that kid's fucked now for life. 0.99

00:47:16.240 And that's a weird one because he's an adult. 0.99

00:47:18.740 He was an adult, right?

00:47:20.240 How old was he, the one that did that?

00:47:22.040 I don't know.

00:47:22.540 I think he was in college.

00:47:23.680 I think he was a borderline adult, yeah.

00:47:26.580 Anyways, maybe that was not the right example.

00:47:28.260 But what I'm getting at is you can make one mistake now.

00:47:30.740 I mean, dude, you're almost like a huge example of it, dude.

00:47:34.800 You make a mistake and it kind of stays with you for a while.

00:47:37.720 You know what I'm saying?

00:47:38.220 Yeah, my bad on that.

00:47:38.680 And then Dan just keeps making jokes about it.

00:47:40.380 I completely thought people had gotten over it.

00:47:43.060 And then you just brought it right back.

00:47:45.040 Just right back.

00:47:45.680 we are so over it

00:47:47.900 I think that's why you're able to

00:47:49.740 because you can't make a joke about something

00:47:51.900 wait am I able to?

00:47:53.660 no no

00:47:54.660 I don't think so

00:47:56.760 we've decided that it's never okay

00:48:00.400 if I said something you could like

00:48:02.080 you know we can keep podcasting

00:48:03.940 right like it's not

00:48:05.020 you can make jokes about it off air

00:48:07.040 Logan

00:48:08.620 yeah you could

00:48:10.060 I don't do that just because

00:48:11.980 it's a serious thing

00:48:14.540 But I guess, like, if other people find it funny, like, you know, all power to you.

00:48:18.360 I don't think I find it.

00:48:19.700 That's a good way.

00:48:20.520 That's a good way.

00:48:21.220 It seems like you do.

00:48:22.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:23.580 Just fucking with you. 1.00

00:48:25.140 Dude, if you want to have your fun. 1.00

00:48:26.560 Have your fun.

00:48:27.120 No, but now there's a good way to flip it, though.

00:48:28.980 Oh, you find that funny. 0.58

00:48:30.020 Tina, Tina, have your fun. 0.87

00:48:31.280 We'll see how this plays out.

00:48:32.500 We'll see how this plays out.

00:48:35.840 All right, listen, listen.

00:48:37.400 Listen, listen.

00:48:38.120 We'll see.

00:48:38.840 We'll see.

00:48:39.320 Yeah, keep laughing.

00:48:42.620 Keep laughing.

00:48:43.380 No, I'm sorry.

00:48:44.120 I'd like to apologize now

00:48:45.720 I think apologizing in the moment is my new thing

00:48:47.740 Just get right ahead of me

00:48:49.140 I'm sorry

00:48:50.440 And you could always be like I said sorry

00:48:53.680 Yeah I apologized right then and there

00:48:55.740 Oh he's good

00:48:56.380 Well where's mine for all the crack and heroin jokes

00:48:58.880 Dude drug abuse is a huge problem

00:49:02.440 In this country

00:49:03.000 So my question is

00:49:04.920 But you've done it right

00:49:06.760 You wrote about the vitals

00:49:10.640 You're helping the people

00:49:11.780 like you've done it you've done it you know like all five of them yeah all five vitals dude i'm

00:49:18.640 leaning in i'm starting to do more on the mental health side i'm starting to do more i'm more

00:49:22.600 oh my gosh have you seen the backlash for this app called two-way no tell now what is it what

00:49:29.200 is it it's an app where you can it is an it is an ai avatar app where you can capture the likeness

00:49:37.400 of someone and then if they pass away their personality will be on your phone still so you

00:49:42.760 can talk to their ai black mirror black mirror be right back the episode black mirror you remember

00:49:47.700 the name of it that's a crazy episode crazy in my opinion it's the craziest one like it's one of the 0.83

00:49:53.300 craziest ones the way it makes you feel that's so fucking black mirror is so wild it's the best 0.71

00:49:58.420 it's one of the best shows ever it 100 but it's crazy the way that like give it a couple years 0.93

00:50:03.660 anything that's happening in black mirror is just happening in real it's that's not it's it's 0.96

00:50:07.080 happening and and it's getting a lot of backlash because people are like this is fucking evil 0.92

00:50:11.560 how dare you try to capture the soul of a loved one that's now passed away on an ai avatar app

00:50:17.080 and it was created by a former disney star named callum worthy who i actually did a movie with

00:50:21.920 very nice kid great kid great actor that but that's a crazy that's so crazy yeah dude dude 0.98

00:50:29.920 x is fucking hating on i think i saw it today it was it today right i just saw some shit about 0.98

00:50:35.900 but it's so crazy how many people are gonna even the other day you saw obviously that chat gpt is 0.99

00:50:40.620 gonna like go erotic soon yes i saw that like yes and like how fucked is that the amount of people 0.96

00:50:46.880 who are gonna be fucking chat gpt like it's and like it's just adding to that like think about 0.96

00:50:52.900 all the people obviously now who are just in love with chat gpt and now they're gonna be able to 0.99

00:50:56.200 fuck it i'm really sad about that i'm really sad about how how would you fuck chad gbt like i i 1.00

00:51:03.720 don't think no stop the physical manifestations are coming literally the physical manifestations 1.00

00:51:10.360 are coming we're going to get the bots soon the sex bots are coming and by the way it follows this

00:51:15.640 perfect transition from what's already happening people are already checked out of their their

00:51:21.320 relationships and checked into relationships hold on with only fans girls they're already saying

00:51:26.640 they're already saying not tonight honey i have extra work i have to do and then they go and 0.87

00:51:30.260 chat with some indian man named soon jeep from fucking mumbai when they think they're talking 0.91

00:51:35.940 to alexis clark you know what i'm saying but they're not dude they're talking to a dude who's 0.97

00:51:41.220 like typing right now what's the next logical transition from that the next logical evolution

00:51:48.040 from that is putting not sum jeep but the actual girl into a physical manifestation sex spot okay

00:51:57.200 now i can imagine the emptiness afterwards but the do not feel the emptiness already do not feel it

00:52:03.340 inside you when you wake up and you start scrolling every day do not feel it seeping into your bones

00:52:07.540 i know you guys do a good job you're right it's a slippery slope it's here the emptiness is here

00:52:12.880 the void is here bang a sex bot yeah or or form a emotional connection with one no no i can't even 0.96

00:52:21.800 form an emotional connection with a real person how the fuck am i gonna do that no but i almost 0.96

00:52:26.280 think that might be better for you then you can curate her you're right and there's a there's a 0.85

00:52:30.180 movie that just came out recently about that megan fox are you talking about that no but it was called

00:52:34.840 companion oh it wasn't megan fox it was called companion and then it's this like whole crazy

00:52:40.320 story and she's a robot that you get in a relationship with but but but here's the thing

00:52:45.200 i think it depends dude it depends on we've talked about this before it depends on what these things

00:52:51.120 are able to do okay now you got to remember dude when they build these sex spots out these things

00:52:56.460 are going to be programmed specifically to your liking you should probably get in there and help

00:53:00.720 them out like all the porn stars maybe i will but listen that was in my past i want to clarify 0.88

00:53:05.840 I'm being dead ass serious, Mike. 0.93

00:53:07.320 You could be like, make it spin.

00:53:08.320 There's a girl watching this right now who has recently read my book, I bet.

00:53:11.720 So why don't you just pump the brakes, okay?

00:53:14.160 Pamp them. 1.00

00:53:14.640 Pamp them, Tana. 0.52

00:53:17.340 No, but think about it.

00:53:18.400 They're going to be able to build these things out to all your favorite requirements.

00:53:21.220 Now, Tana, I don't mean to ask this question, but one might assume, are you a size queen?

00:53:28.220 You're saying like the guy would want a robot with a third leg?

00:53:31.640 That's what I'm asking you.

00:53:33.040 I mean, I guess.

00:53:34.280 You can use any answer.

00:53:35.300 So I don't care what your answer is. 0.79

00:53:36.180 I don't care if you're a size queen. 0.54

00:53:37.040 Just give me any answer. 1.00

00:53:38.120 Sure.

00:53:38.720 So you love a giant BBC.

00:53:44.080 40 years old, by the way.

00:53:45.720 So they'll build that for you.

00:53:47.740 It'll be like going into Apple.

00:53:49.340 And you'll say, okay, yes, I'll take that specification with that size.

00:53:53.700 I feel like it will be more for men than women. 0.50

00:53:56.660 Yeah, I was just going to say, I feel like a woman is going to want a man who listens and responds with like seven words that she said across her tangent.

00:54:04.800 And guess what?

00:54:05.580 You know what I mean?

00:54:06.140 He'll do just that.

00:54:07.220 Exactly.

00:54:07.660 He will do just that.

00:54:09.100 That apple, that person that you can buy at that store, that man, you can also then say,

00:54:14.400 okay, not only do we want 12 inches for Tana, but we want it to also be, you know, a nine

00:54:21.920 on the compassion scale.

00:54:23.020 We want it to like vaping.

00:54:24.420 We want, you know what I'm saying?

00:54:26.040 So it'll design this thing for you and it will have, and then it will say like, okay,

00:54:30.800 like I want it to have, this was a little bit too much.

00:54:33.420 maybe if you were hallie i would say this part but it's going to be able to do what you need it to

00:54:38.380 do that's just i just oh my god it makes me so sad because like yeah human connection it's what

00:54:45.660 life is about obviously like it's just for now yes correct for now but like do you ever just like

00:54:51.640 turn to nina and genuinely think like wow everything that's happening in the world i

00:54:55.500 somehow found you you know like that's what i'm saying like the rarity the like how special that

00:55:00.800 is like that's it's so crazy that that's going to be widely replaced not gonna be it is being

00:55:07.260 yeah and i'm and i'm not saying this is a good thing i'm saying this is a horrible thing no i

00:55:11.820 know i agree with you wholeheartedly it's really really bad but you're already seeing that it

00:55:16.460 happening you're already seeing people's lives be replaced not only in relationships but as

00:55:21.340 as a whole into this cyborg human okay you're you know you're you have this box in your hand

00:55:27.440 that it's become a part of our lives.

00:55:28.860 I feel like I don't know at this moment

00:55:33.900 how much I feel like it's my responsibility

00:55:36.820 to worry about how other people are going to interact with technology.

00:55:41.580 100%.

00:55:41.980 You know what I'm saying?

00:55:42.960 Like everyone has domain over their own life to some degree.

00:55:46.700 Well, I mean, unless you're like below the age of 18,

00:55:49.780 you're still living with your parents.

00:55:50.820 But like, dude, you can make a conscious decision

00:55:53.420 to like go outside and touch grass 1.00

00:55:54.780 or you can fuck your sex robot and be parasocial and have relationships online. 1.00

00:56:00.180 Isn't it crazy to think about all the people we know? 1.00

00:56:02.060 Like, who in your inner circle would, like, definitely fucking fall in love with a sex robot? 1.00

00:56:06.340 Fall in love? 1.00

00:56:07.020 No, I would fuck it, but I would not fall in love with it. 1.00

00:56:10.000 I don't know, though. 1.00

00:56:11.120 What if you start singing Tame Impala?

00:56:13.340 And she hits you with the, like, you just use me like a piece of metal. 1.00

00:56:20.920 oh like like guilts me into it that is a way she wants to fall in love with you that is a way to 1.00

00:56:28.300 get me into a relationship i mean you're going out and she's like showing up at the parties 1.00

00:56:32.420 that you're at no just watching you through the window no i would just turn the jealousy setting

00:56:36.020 down there's like a setting on oh my wow it's crazy you were never meant to get married young

00:56:42.000 you were always going to find robo girl you were always gonna find robo lana i actually love it

00:56:49.040 Robo Alana is crazy. 0.99

00:56:51.580 She just returned to a past Night Shift episode last week. 1.00

00:56:54.780 Yeah.

00:56:55.720 That's exciting.

00:56:56.500 It was great.

00:56:56.940 How did the views do?

00:56:58.240 Pretty good.

00:56:58.880 Really?

00:56:59.280 Yeah, I think they've moved on. 1.00

00:57:01.300 A lot of the viewers have moved on to like, they want to see like Lacey fart and shit. 0.99

00:57:06.380 You know? 1.00

00:57:06.780 Lacey fart? 1.00

00:57:07.400 Yeah, like Lacey from FaZe Clan. 0.97

00:57:09.260 Like they want to watch that type of content. 1.00

00:57:11.540 Do it fart though?

00:57:12.300 Is that what you're asking me right now?

00:57:15.800 Lacey's a guy. 1.00

00:57:16.880 You are becoming brain run after me. 0.63

00:57:18.500 What are you asking me right now?

00:57:19.800 I don't know.

00:57:20.540 I don't know.

00:57:21.220 I just wanted to know if she lived up to the name, I guess, but also Lacey Fart.

00:57:26.300 Is that not her name?

00:57:28.140 I don't know, Mike.

00:57:29.200 This isn't my world.

00:57:31.320 Lacey's a man.

00:57:34.280 His name is not Lacey Fart.

00:57:38.080 It's just Lacey.

00:57:39.180 And I said they probably have tuned out to go watch Lacey Fart.

00:57:43.380 I understand now.

00:57:45.240 Thank you for clearing that up.

00:57:46.740 Just so we're clear.

00:57:47.640 Shout out Lacey 0.99

00:57:48.660 I know you do more than fart

00:57:51.660 Immediate apology to Lacey

00:57:53.040 It was just a joke

00:57:54.700 I'm sorry

00:57:55.600 I'd like to apologize right here, right now 0.99

00:57:58.080 Damn dude 1.00

00:57:59.480 I really thought Lacey Fart was like a girl you stumbled across in Miami 1.00

00:58:04.400 Maybe that's clear

00:58:05.720 You're gonna name your robot

00:58:06.620 It probably is 0.99

00:58:07.660 Have you ever done some weird like peeing, farting, shitting stuff? 0.99

00:58:12.220 Have I peed or farted or shitting before? 0.98

00:58:13.440 I have a question 0.97

00:58:14.200 Yes

00:58:14.620 Can you

00:58:15.880 Before you ask me this

00:58:17.580 I really do need to clarify

00:58:19.400 Because you

00:58:20.080 I have made some large improvements

00:58:24.280 And evolutions in my life

00:58:25.780 I have been very good lately

00:58:28.040 And you're painting me out to be 0.96

00:58:30.300 You're painting me out to be a sex bot 0.97

00:58:32.040 You're making me seem like 0.94

00:58:34.300 The prequel to the sex bot 1.00

00:58:35.800 Like I'm being used by these women 1.00

00:58:37.660 No no no 1.00

00:58:39.360 That's not what I mean

00:58:40.820 I just know that you've had a lot of fun

00:58:43.620 And you might be at a point right now where you are taking a pause, where you're maybe celibate, where you're maybe no longer involving yourself in those activities.

00:58:52.000 But I know that you've lived a life.

00:58:53.560 I have.

00:58:54.340 I have.

00:58:54.960 And I can speak to all of it, but it's worth noting that I'm not.

00:58:57.540 And I'm not coming from a holier than now perspective.

00:58:59.460 I know that.

00:58:59.580 I have my sled air as we all saw it.

00:59:01.060 Yeah, but mine's gone a while.

00:59:02.600 But I think the point you made was valid.

00:59:06.600 And the thing is, I'm just not having fun anymore.

00:59:09.800 Does that make sense?

00:59:10.600 that's what i was gonna ask you like do you get to a point where you're no longer like satiated

00:59:14.500 it's not even satiated i think it's just it's just like there's a there's a certain amount of like

00:59:19.900 effort that he he can attest to this too because trying to ask him to like come out

00:59:23.820 dude it's it's late nights and not getting enough sleep and like looking at your whoop and it's

00:59:28.640 telling you that you have like 17 recovery from the night before you know what i'm saying it's

00:59:32.480 like i want to i i've and i've been making a meaningful effort to try to pick my battles

00:59:38.300 Does that make sense?

00:59:39.060 Yeah, that does make sense.

00:59:39.700 Like I got in last night at like 1.30 and John was like, we're doing Kat's birthday party at Crane Club tonight.

00:59:46.600 Nick's put 140 on the board.

00:59:47.880 Get down here.

00:59:48.320 Everybody's here.

00:59:48.780 And I was like, dude, I'm not doing that.

00:59:50.860 What was your question? 0.99

00:59:52.360 I just – she just keeps shitting on me and I never get a chance. 1.00

00:59:57.000 I'm not shitting on you. 1.00

00:59:57.280 No, I'm not shitting, but I – go ahead. 0.99

00:59:58.740 Go ahead. 0.88

00:59:58.980 Sorry to ask.

00:59:59.380 I love you, Mike.

01:00:00.240 I know.

01:00:00.460 I love you too.

01:00:00.880 So much.

01:00:01.660 I know that.

01:00:03.120 Well, yeah.

01:00:03.720 I mean I guess you kind of answered my question.

01:00:05.160 i was just honestly i'm noticing this in myself as well i think that's the other thing i'm not

01:00:09.140 coming from a holier than thou thing i think i lived a lot of life and now i'm in a very

01:00:12.360 wholesome era so i like obviously have takeaways from that and i wonder if you have similar ones

01:00:15.960 okay um but it's extremely empty it's extremely empty i almost reverted back to like now i'm like

01:00:22.860 a missionary girl like i no longer want to be like crazy like i did so much crazy shit that now i'm 0.74

01:00:29.500 like you know what i mean so no other positions well not no other positions but i just think at 0.95

01:00:34.780 one point i thought i thought it was cirque de soleil every night you know you thought you worked

01:00:39.160 at that magic city yes exactly and i just like i wonder if like do you do you see yourself doing

01:00:46.160 that i just think i'm i just think i'm not driven as much by the those those primal things as i once

01:00:55.680 was i think i'm i think i'm i really and i think that's a good step in the direction of like where

01:00:59.920 you guys are kind of I think you start to lose before you become a husband or a girlfriend or

01:01:05.980 a father I think you have to start to fall out of love with certain things yes before you can

01:01:10.900 start to like reprogram the brain and become a person that can be better at the other things

01:01:16.060 does that make sense like you have to start to really like dislike and what do they say like

01:01:20.700 you know finding yourself comes through finding the things that you don't like rock bottom being

01:01:26.960 broken feeling empty like that's where you kind of discover yourself and become better and it's

01:01:31.300 just taking me longer than everyone else and it does get frustrating I do wake up a lot and I get

01:01:35.780 quite frustrated with myself but you know it's a journey and you know do you think you want to

01:01:40.020 settle down no but I want no hold on let me finish but I but I want to want to settle down does that

01:01:46.580 make sense so like it and and that's like one of the and that's like I know we started on the joke

01:01:51.300 about the avoidance stuff but that's like kind of like the frustrating part to me is like I do yearn

01:01:56.060 for that level of connection i do yearn for love but i just have had like a lot of trauma and a lot

01:02:00.960 of stuff that like pushes me away from it and makes me adverse to it and that's frustrating

01:02:05.400 and actually really like uh agonizing to an extent when do you start to avoid like what is your

01:02:12.320 what is your trigger pretty quick dude if you feel yourself starting to fall you begin to

01:02:18.360 detach no there's no fall it's just whenever i feel like there's some sort of connection

01:02:22.080 forming i start to feel an aversion to it that wasn't there prior like i'm very very like i love

01:02:27.900 like all the hunt the surface level stuff like the fun it's almost like uh californication with

01:02:34.060 what's his name like it's just like as soon as there's like any semblance of like things starting

01:02:38.580 even though their girls are great like fantastic people and they have so much a lot of these girls

01:02:42.520 are super cool and super nice and like they don't go out i just i don't know it's weird i'm working

01:02:47.080 You've been in love before, though?

01:02:48.700 Yeah, but it's been a minute.

01:02:50.920 What do you think was different about those times?

01:02:55.180 I think a lot of the healthy relationships I had were before I started doing drugs 0.96

01:03:01.360 and before I started going through a lot of trauma and shit. 0.58

01:03:05.000 And so I think there's just a lot of stuff I have to work on, long story short. 0.97

01:03:07.120 Wow.

01:03:07.720 You should bring one of your girlfriends from your old days on a massive. 1.00

01:03:12.600 That would be fucking crazy, bro. 0.99

01:03:15.440 Shout out Tracy Conroy. 0.99

01:03:16.720 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:17.080 yeah you should bring tracy conroy on impulsive to unpack this 1.00

01:03:21.000 ask him a brand related question about lunch or something quick 0.98

01:03:24.480 what's up must be nice i'm listening to mike talk about some bullshit 0.98

01:03:31.920 oh no way oh i thought you were upstate in the woods no no i'm in the city uh she doesn't even 0.90

01:03:39.060 know where you are and mike are in a therapy session you guys can continue if you want um

01:03:43.360 yeah no they're they're they're talking about mike's avoidant attachment style nina what do

01:03:48.220 you think oh oh man how long is that convo it's i've been sitting for like five minutes just kind

01:03:53.680 of listening to mike talk about how he'll find like perfect girls and then all of a sudden he

01:03:57.380 wants to leave him for no reason oh no i don't really understand it but you know that's i guess

01:04:02.780 that's the name of the game dude i like that's the avoidant attachment style um yeah if yeah

01:04:09.200 that's that's what happens all right well i'll let you enjoy that

01:04:12.700 okay all right all right bye babe she probably she probably would be able to speak to it there's

01:04:18.020 multiple uh attachment styles that's one of them i have to say i just don't i just don't get it

01:04:22.300 because like if you if you if if if things are good why pull away or why like why why put the

01:04:30.620 do you actually care do you actually want an answer to this i'm i'm genuinely curious are

01:04:34.580 you serious i'm genuinely curious okay why so i just i just don't understand so attachment avoidant

01:04:39.940 style is usually birthed out of childhood but it also can be a result of like trauma that happens

01:04:45.620 through developmental years or even like adolescent years where uh you you create there's a there's a

01:04:52.920 break in trust and you start and you have you have basically like a lack of trust for other people

01:04:58.000 and it gets basically driven into your head that the relationships that present themselves as loving

01:05:03.020 and meaningful relationships in your life

01:05:04.440 are eventually going to hurt you

01:05:05.920 and in a meaningful and traumatic way.

01:05:09.000 So a lot of times that avoidant attachment style

01:05:12.000 is a result of children

01:05:14.120 who weren't given attention by their parents.

01:05:16.400 And so they didn't have attention from their caregivers.

01:05:20.060 So they're used to the people

01:05:21.240 that they're supposed to be able to trust hurting them.

01:05:23.520 But you did have attention.

01:05:25.180 I did, yeah, I didn't have that.

01:05:26.220 But I think there's probably like,

01:05:28.320 this is like super Mel Robbins

01:05:29.760 to even be having this conversation right now.

01:05:31.180 But I think there's like numerous ways

01:05:32.860 that you can develop that attachment that makes total sense yeah because i've seen you i've seen

01:05:37.600 it happen to you but i also like sort of wonder if you just haven't found the right girl well

01:05:44.840 that's another part of it because because do you think you purposely look in the wrong no no no no

01:05:49.200 that's another part basically what it is is the the attachment styles uh you can you can be in a

01:05:56.500 severe avoidant and then have a puzzle piece that fits well with that you just can't you just can't

01:06:01.900 play well with an anxious so those are the poles those are the two poles okay i see i'm so anxious

01:06:06.640 yes well it's usually girls it's usually girls usually skew anxious men usually skew avoid that's

01:06:11.780 usually like how it is that's and then in the middle like this 55 percent of people are secure

01:06:16.720 attachment meaning they understand relationships they're good at it they can at least give and

01:06:20.980 take you're secure yeah nina was anxious which i like didn't i just but that's fine didn't

01:06:26.940 understand yeah those two worked out but you just can't put the it's basically like that is

01:06:31.760 Makoa and I as well, the more I think about it, anxious and secure.

01:06:34.360 That's fine. He's just chilling.

01:06:36.080 He's like, I'm not going to fucking do this made-up 0.98

01:06:37.880 thing that you think I'm going to do. 0.98

01:06:39.840 Yeah.

01:06:41.640 From a political sense, it would 0.97

01:06:43.820 be like trying to marry Trump and Kamala.

01:06:46.540 Does that make sense?

01:06:48.020 Unavoidant and an anxious, of course, because

01:06:49.560 the anxious is

01:06:50.720 wanting more, yearning for more, fighting for more.

01:06:53.860 Don't read too much into it. It's just a far

01:06:55.720 left poll and a far right poll. They're as far

01:06:57.780 away from each other as possible. And the attachment styles

01:06:59.600 are more matter more to a relationship than literally anything else they're like number

01:07:04.580 one and you know like 70 percent of your attachment style is formed before you're like four years old

01:07:09.780 wow it's crazy yeah that's what i was trying to get at the first three years of one's life are

01:07:14.220 definitely super formative we've been way more than you'd think it's not crazy esme's attachment

01:07:18.800 style is literally forming right now hey no we already see it we already see it we already see

01:07:25.620 Like it is – we will be near her and she'll be comfortable and just playing, exploring the world.

01:07:37.540 And like just like we encourage her to just be.

01:07:40.060 We're always watching her though because she's an adventurous baby.

01:07:43.760 But if she knows that we, me, and Nina are not there, she will get really uncomfortable.

01:07:51.240 So her attachment style thus far is – there's a name for it.

01:07:53.840 But it's when we're around her, she feels secure and safe to just be and do whatever her instincts want her to do and tell her to do.

01:08:00.320 When we're not there, she's like she she she has that like yearning for that safety and comfortability.

01:08:07.440 Instant, instantly relaxes. No, it's good.

01:08:10.100 Yeah, it's apparently it's like a good thing, but it's we can already tell like what.

01:08:14.300 When the parents leave, the baby cries and parents come back.

01:08:19.660 Safety secure.

01:08:20.980 Don't react. Comes back. Don't react. Avoid it.

01:08:23.840 leaves parents leave she cries come back cries anxious yeah no she's secure she's good i want

01:08:30.320 to ask you this might be like my like midwest ohio like lack of empathy speaking but like

01:08:35.620 i i well i'm just i'm just i'm just just raising a point so like i hear you talk a lot about trauma

01:08:43.400 trauma it's from the trauma and that's valid trauma is very real and incredibly formative

01:08:51.360 can be both positive and negative

01:08:53.820 depending on how you deal with it

01:08:55.140 and if you have yet to unpack it.

01:08:59.440 But is there a thought process

01:09:03.360 where by like constantly bringing it up

01:09:07.200 and putting it at the forefront of your mind

01:09:09.580 and using it as the root cause of X, Y, Z,

01:09:14.960 you're kind of giving it power over you

01:09:17.680 and the decisions that you're making in your life

01:09:19.480 versus just activating on what you want to do well the only reason i bring it up is just it to

01:09:26.320 is to illustrate this conversation you know what i'm saying like normally i wouldn't be like out

01:09:30.200 on the streets like telling people like trauma trauma it's like it's like it's just a it's not

01:09:35.080 not even just so much like vocalizing it to us it's just like i know that's what's going on in

01:09:38.960 your head well i mean there has to be if you walk into a house and the house is on fire right

01:09:46.460 the question in your mind and the question that you need to be asking is like how did this start

01:09:51.740 right so we can avoid it in the future like there's a fire that goes on like when i when i

01:09:56.820 start to form a connection with someone i have feel a palpable and visceral desire to run and

01:10:05.400 to escape so the i'm not creating the fire by thinking it well in a way i am in a way i am

01:10:10.920 you're not wrong. You're, you're actually right in a sense because you need to then go and re

01:10:16.340 wire that thought process. And that's work, time, effort, therapy, CBT, ERP, a million different

01:10:24.820 acronyms. What do the therapists say? Is it stay? Is it stay even though you want to run? Yes. Yes.

01:10:29.620 Like exposure therapy. Yes. It's like burn to death in it. That's what it is. And that's,

01:10:33.540 and by the way, that's the answer for a lot of things in life. I, that this is literally what

01:10:37.720 i spoke on at this summit this past week and i posted a story about it your your path to success

01:10:43.660 starts at the place where you feel the most resistance that is where you need to live at

01:10:48.040 like i just saw a clip like before she walked in about um the things in your life that you feel

01:10:55.840 the most resistant on are like the things that will change and alter your soul in the best way

01:11:01.980 you need to run towards it people feel resistance in life and they want to get away yeah they want

01:11:06.640 to run as fast as possible to whatever makes them feel comfortable and and that's that's what's

01:11:10.860 always when we come and we have these conversations about me hooking up and doing this thing that's

01:11:15.020 very easy for me that's what I fall back on the day you'll know that I went into the resistance

01:11:19.780 is when I come here and I'm like dude I you know I you've seen it with me I've been in relationships

01:11:24.500 over the past couple years it's very hard for me yeah it's very hard especially back to the point

01:11:29.060 we were just making when it's not a good attachment style fit set right yeah so so I think the answer

01:11:35.660 at least in the short term is to find someone who has their own life is comfortable in their own

01:11:41.140 body secure and either secure or even like partially like me like they're they're a little

01:11:47.220 scheme you know squeamish about relationships they're kind of push office and and we have

01:11:52.420 that conversation we're like yo let's try this together like a chef from italy even dude i don't

01:11:57.560 even know what's going on with her she it's funny that you bring it up but i don't know what her

01:12:01.900 attachment style is. She's only cooked for me.

01:12:04.120 Let's figure it out.

01:12:05.360 I might go to the Bahamas.

01:12:06.940 No, there's a chef from...

01:12:09.720 It'll become a piece of content.

01:12:13.380 Are you going to drink Prosecco on the plane ride back to LA?

01:12:15.980 No.

01:12:16.960 No, she's sober.

01:12:18.060 You're sober. How long now?

01:12:20.180 I've been sober.

01:12:21.400 That was a good segue, though. I liked that.

01:12:23.540 How long have you been sober?

01:12:25.180 Over a year now. No way, Tana. Good job.

01:12:27.940 Well, he said Tana, too. 0.92

01:12:29.160 Good for you.

01:12:30.160 wow thank you how do you feel i feel fucking great i feel really great i mean yeah it was 0.91

01:12:37.980 poison for me i guess and i didn't realize that for a very long time and i had a lot of fun 0.84

01:12:42.160 like it was it was a fun time but i don't think i'll ever do it again you don't think you'll

01:12:46.520 ever drink again i don't think so maybe maybe when i'm like wow maybe when i'm like 45 you

01:12:52.940 know what i mean the kids are at soccer and i love um yeah like good for you it's i mean what's

01:13:01.960 your relationship to alcohol like how do you feel so now i'm currently sober yeah and i feel

01:13:06.500 fucking great yeah that's the thing is i was doing these like stints and then i would like go back

01:13:11.140 like i'd go sober for like six months or an amount of time but i was always kind of counting down 0.97

01:13:15.980 until like when i could like have fun again and whatever and eventually it just like it wasn't

01:13:20.760 fun and i was like i feel so fucking good when i'm sober yeah you just it's nice to be like so

01:13:26.420 clear so clear-headed you automatically get all those days back that you like wasted hung over 0.63

01:13:31.880 and like rotting in bed and like it's like people people don't realize how many days a week that can

01:13:36.400 add up to and just anxiety or like hating your decisions or hating the things that you said or 0.99

01:13:42.220 just like so many different things yeah feeling like shit being a shitty version of yourself 0.98

01:13:47.480 you know wow so great for you it's really great it makes me just be able to actually like 0.97

01:13:53.080 be the person that i've always wanted to be i think like lock into all of the things i want to

01:13:57.600 do you know you should like etch that on a stone or something that's so sweet and you didn't tell

01:14:04.740 them you're that you live in hawaii kind of i got a place there yeah yeah it's been great that's

01:14:10.840 awesome i mean you you made the decision before everyone like get me to the tropical island yes

01:14:17.100 and it's it's you know it's the best thing in the world ever and i mean la is just i still feel a

01:14:23.600 little called there like a little bit like i think that i'm not fully done there but like 70 percent

01:14:29.520 of me is checked out you know what i mean of la feels like 60 probably yeah same feels very much

01:14:35.860 like a rat race to me like a like very much like a rat race and even now i just try to be very

01:14:41.120 choosy and what I'm involved in in LA and what fulfills me I think I spent so long being a rat

01:14:47.300 in the race you know what I mean doing all the things wanting to go to them and it's also just 0.87

01:14:51.620 repetitive I think as you get older like it's sad like to see the people that have been doing the

01:14:57.420 same exact thing in Los Angeles for like so long are like chasing that feeling that they had when

01:15:02.420 they were young in there and like I don't know I think there's also like two there's like two LA's

01:15:08.500 exactly well no i don't even mean i don't even mean the way you mean it too because now like

01:15:12.900 when i'm there it's like hike go to this place go to remedy spa go in the cold blunt you know

01:15:18.140 the people you care about when yes like jet like whoever right but when when i now la can be a very

01:15:23.600 healthy city like there's a lot of incredible access to health but i don't even mean that

01:15:27.760 specifically what i mean is east la versus west la like i don't know that any of us have really

01:15:33.680 experience like the okay because because here's the thing about la i'm starting to notice this

01:15:39.320 like trend of people who start in hollywood or west hollywood do the whole scene the rat race

01:15:47.940 either leave and then come back with a ton of money and go to go to where the wealthy stay

01:15:54.260 palisades brentwood at malibu right or they just don't leave they make enough money in la and then

01:16:02.080 shift over because the the west la experience is vastly different i agree like have you ever gone

01:16:07.080 to like well i moved deep in the valley puta vita and malibu and like just like it is the

01:16:13.120 bro i've been spending so much more time on that side it's incredible it is it is it's like one of

01:16:18.540 the nicest places on the world in the world you know but it is so interesting too i've been watching

01:16:22.360 this show i love la with rachel senate it just came out and i feel like people there's been very

01:16:28.080 few shows that accurately depict what living in la is like at least for all of us entourage did

01:16:33.060 a pretty good job at that time for that time you know what i mean but late like nowadays when you

01:16:38.820 see something depicting la it's usually super corny and this show is so just watching the

01:16:44.120 people interact and the things that the people are saying it is so accurate and it just makes 0.91

01:16:49.580 you realize like la is this fucking it's like mars it's like this alien suburb world and 0.94

01:16:57.360 everyone's going around being like oh my god i needed this this is the best day ever i needed 0.95

01:17:01.720 this it's so good to see you babe oh my god okay we'll do this again i love you like it really is

01:17:07.040 like like that you know and it's like when you go out into the world even new york is a great

01:17:11.940 example oh my god are real people and cultures are real cultures it's like i just yeah i can't

01:17:19.380 believe i spent so long like on mars being an alien loving it like but for you it's a bot it's

01:17:25.760 weird though because for you it's like it's such a like seemingly part of your brand do you know

01:17:32.440 what i'm saying like the platinum hair tana and like yes like the hills tana and like the pairs

01:17:38.060 hilton-esque tana that it's almost like when you you really had to like strip yourself out of that

01:17:43.920 to become this new evolution you know what i'm saying 100 but i mean yeah it is crazy just how

01:17:49.880 much that is ingrained into your identity and you don't even realize if you're in it for so long

01:17:54.480 Like I think for so long that was like, it was the views and it was the hills and it was the going out and it was all these things.

01:18:00.400 And then it's like, I don't know.

01:18:01.700 I just like had a moment where I woke up one day and I was just like, none of this means anything.

01:18:05.420 Like my life needs to mean more than this. 0.97

01:18:09.780 I got to be the dumbest person because I just pay the taxes. 0.99

01:18:12.980 I don't even live there. 0.99

01:18:14.220 I feel the same way.

01:18:15.060 I'm never in that city ever. 0.95

01:18:16.940 I just pay more taxes than anyone to live there and I don't even fucking live there. 0.92

01:18:20.560 I know. 0.99

01:18:20.880 Like that might be, I might have a mental problem.

01:18:23.540 because the fact that i didn't move my domicile to a to a tax-free state is ridiculous i feel i

01:18:29.620 feel you and then i'm like buying in hawaii which is the cost of living is higher than la

01:18:34.140 like oh my god yeah but i mean i don't know i still feel a part of me is still called to la

01:18:42.060 for certain things that i'm doing but dude last note on it but i enjoy it gets a ton of la as of 0.93

01:18:49.600 recently it's been trendy to hate la it has become really trendy to shit on la la is at a 0.99

01:18:54.940 fucking sick place it the the landscape the the city the proximity of the sea the mountains the 0.99

01:19:00.600 hiking the the like mccullough has been really great for me with that like he sees la through 0.99

01:19:05.260 such a different lens he doesn't give a fuck about the famous people just don't go out just

01:19:09.260 don't go out i mean do yeah train train yourself to just go to the that's what we do now the 0.89

01:19:13.220 various michelin star restaurants and there's all this great fish there in sushi and you got

01:19:17.560 Fumi and Nobu Malibu and all these great, you know, burgers and restaurants and things to do, you know?

01:19:23.840 Yeah, LA can be sick if you're a teenager.

01:19:26.840 Or a very wealthy Malibu-like person.

01:19:31.160 Yeah, that's true.

01:19:31.260 Yeah, would you ever, like, you would never go back to LA.

01:19:33.920 No, he's been going too long.

01:19:35.080 Do you see the rest of your life in Puerto Rico?

01:19:39.900 Before we had Esme, we weren't sure.

01:19:42.480 Yeah.

01:19:42.720 And then we had Esme and it's just like

01:19:45.380 It's just so nice out there

01:19:48.380 But where did she go to school?

01:19:50.320 Or where would she go to school?

01:19:51.640 There's a really nice school that we have in mind 0.62

01:19:54.220 In Puerto Rico?

01:19:56.500 It's like an international school

01:19:59.180 And like you're just playing with her on the beach

01:20:01.360 And you're vibing

01:20:02.260 It's the best thing

01:20:03.520 It's like Miss Raquel

01:20:08.360 She just

01:20:08.980 She just

01:20:09.740 but do you think that's such a i want to raise my kids in hawaii so i mean i get it yeah like oh 0.60

01:20:18.500 it's so fucking nuts dude so like i have i have my goddaughter in la right and she's like 12 years

01:20:24.200 old she's my hairstylist daughter and then makoa has his little sister and she's 12 years old 0.97

01:20:28.320 and i'll be in la and my goddaughter is like yeah we're literally gonna go to tana this weekend and

01:20:34.340 like if you could just like help me get a labubu and like when does tana x heart drop and then i'll

01:20:38.420 like go to hawaii and like makoa's little sister is like let's play mermaids what color is your 0.98

01:20:43.240 tail and i'm like how the fuck are you both 12 it is so crazy the the products of the environment 0.97

01:20:50.000 like when i'm talking to my la goddaughter i'm like you're my age like i literally like you are 0.99

01:20:55.400 you're going on 25 and when i'm in hawaii the kids are kids and they go play outside and they

01:21:01.040 you know what i mean they it's nuts it is so nuts it'll be interesting to like

01:21:05.920 track the journeys and see like what it means yes because like what does it mean 100 i don't know

01:21:11.200 i like i mean i guess just even just seeing the people into both places as well yeah that's

01:21:16.740 you know seeing how much people there care in hawaii care about their health yeah well i think

01:21:22.300 it depends on where good to people depends on where you are like you can go to honolulu and

01:21:26.560 find a whole crew of meth smokers that's true you know what i'm saying like dude yeah of course

01:21:30.720 and you go to Puerto Rico and find gang.

01:21:32.820 Like, bro, it's not about the place.

01:21:35.160 It's about how you raise your kids.

01:21:36.760 It's about the parents.

01:21:37.720 But the mass culture is crazy.

01:21:39.940 Like, just who your kids' friends are.

01:21:42.500 You know what I mean?

01:21:43.060 Yeah, that's a big one.

01:21:44.060 Like, the product of your environment.

01:21:44.900 That's a big one.

01:21:45.820 Like, a lot of Los Angeles is vapid.

01:21:48.120 These kids are being raised by vapid people.

01:21:50.360 Well, keep in mind, you're also, like,

01:21:52.320 the majority of parents don't have the option

01:21:54.240 to explore other places.

01:21:58.120 Yeah, of course.

01:21:58.700 Like, I have to go raise my kids on the island.

01:22:00.340 also true no of course not what i'm saying like raising a kid in la versus raising a kid in

01:22:05.820 tennessee no i know that but but but we can say that like i think i'll raise my kid in shod

01:22:11.620 you know what i'm saying like we can say that it's not a valid discussion for the majority for 99.1

01:22:17.920 percent of humans yeah but even pushing back on that a little bit like there are definitely

01:22:21.700 parents who have sacrificed everything for their kids absolutely uprooted their lives to be in a

01:22:26.360 better place for their children 100 it's possible it's not easy you can raise a good kid anywhere

01:22:31.000 also like you can raise a good person anywhere it may it may be it may be harder but it also

01:22:35.960 but it also is but it also is also once again very subjective like you've you've got you've

01:22:41.460 got parents in la that grew up in la started made five to six hundred million dollars off their

01:22:48.020 first selling their first fashion line and the only thing they want their kids to do is grow up

01:22:51.760 as hypebeasts in la and have cool kids yeah there's people in new york that want to do the same 0.96

01:22:55.860 shit you know what i'm saying so at the end of the day it all comes down to what you're trying 0.85

01:22:59.240 to curate what you're trying to craft if you want your kid to be a surfer north shore you raise them 0.99

01:23:03.300 in hawaii you want your kid to speak spanish you can raise them whatever i don't want my kid to i

01:23:11.100 want my like i don't i don't know i don't think i'll parent in that way like i want them to be

01:23:16.440 whatever they want to be dude making your kid dope is awesome i know throwing throwing some

01:23:22.000 some little dude he's like athletic and this and that and like whatever and i'm like whatever man

01:23:27.480 if they're just like i don't know though i'm jaded i think by my own life obviously i think i think

01:23:32.760 also being raised in vegas was fierce that's fierce super that's crazy what do you think

01:23:38.080 about ohio now like just both of you like the i think ohio is amazing i think it's an amazing

01:23:42.580 place to grow up because it's just like it's incredibly grounding and it's real and then

01:23:47.020 when you experience things that aren't real like my life currently yes i'm in awe and i'm grateful

01:23:51.760 every single day because i know what like a like a real life looks like yes without that

01:23:59.220 i don't know how easy would it it would have been to like stay super grounded yeah and i definitely

01:24:06.380 lost myself while i was in la you know made some real bad decisions that you alluded to earlier

01:24:10.420 even but that was easy though it's very very easy well i became a product of my environment like you

01:24:16.100 But you also were, once again, you were also 18 years old there.

01:24:21.340 So if you were 18 years old in Miami or 18 years old in Cleveland or 18 years old in San Juan,

01:24:26.760 you would have made similar mistakes there.

01:24:29.380 You know what I'm saying?

01:24:30.080 No, you were talking earlier about- 0.99

01:24:30.900 If you lived in the gates of Dorado, maybe not, where all they have is golf and fucking fish. 0.99

01:24:35.820 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

01:24:36.500 There's not really mistakes to make there.

01:24:38.940 And a ton of pickleball courts.

01:24:39.780 And pickleball courts and helicopters.

01:24:41.340 You were talking earlier about running around, causing trouble.

01:24:46.100 were young and you're like i'm sure we all did it bro i didn't you didn't i didn't i was like i was

01:24:50.480 like a good kid i was a really good kid oh and then i got famous and made money and i yeah no

01:24:55.720 i was a good kid dude you almost had the opposite pipe yes yes i became a bad bad boy yeah but no

01:25:03.500 think about it like of course that was your destiny with that life in los angeles and your

01:25:11.100 daily vlogging yeah yeah and succeeding at it and like even like when you first signed your lease

01:25:16.740 at 1600 vine do you really think that that logan knew what he was like in for you know no hell no

01:25:24.120 the neighbors and just the environment and how fast things would snowball yeah no and i still

01:25:29.540 i still don't know when i look at the next like five ten years i'm like well the thing is we

01:25:34.860 always think yeah we have it like all figured out and then things end up polar from what we will say

01:25:39.260 they will be yeah i have way more figured out now than i did 10 years ago well yeah i'd hope so

01:25:46.180 yeah i feel you but that's that if you could tell younger logan one thing what would you tell him

01:25:50.540 like prime no pun intended but prime logan and his um vlogging your daily vlogging your he's lost

01:25:58.560 like what are you telling him that's a great question um and is there a part of you that

01:26:07.560 maybe tell him nothing you think you needed it all together so yes that's that's like like that 0.95

01:26:11.880 would be my first thought like i i had to touch the fucking stove unfortunately like i couldn't 0.89

01:26:16.060 watch an influencer or like someone i cared about make a mistake and then be like oh i'm gonna learn 0.96

01:26:20.160 from that mistake i had to make the mistake i was the same way like unfortunately that's just how i

01:26:24.620 learn but i would say i would say this stay true to yourself kid but to you i know that means 1.00

01:26:32.400 nothing because you don't know who you are so find out who the fuck you are and then be you 0.99

01:26:37.500 well how do you think that you found out who you are 99 originals my polaroid project yeah 0.99

01:26:43.760 where i traveled the world and just got in this crazy artistic pursuit of

01:26:49.740 finding out who i was and it i don't know like what was the moment is there a specific moment

01:26:57.720 when you say 99 originals?

01:26:59.000 Did you mean just across it you did?

01:27:02.200 Was it the Herbert Twins in that like?

01:27:04.180 Yeah, in the blue tank.

01:27:06.520 No, it wasn't the project in its entirety.

01:27:10.480 It was more like somewhere along the line

01:27:17.400 in creating that project,

01:27:19.040 I knew that what I had to offer in terms of my art was good.

01:27:24.800 yes i i felt like i felt like this is undeniably cool and i gained a lot of confidence in that

01:27:33.420 because you stripped away the youtube you stripped away the boxing you stripped away the money i was 0.70

01:27:39.520 a dude running around with a fucking camera making something i thought was cool and living 0.93

01:27:43.160 which is really how it all started really it is how it all started like and for me too it was it 0.98

01:27:48.060 was static images i didn't pick up a video camera it was i took pictures first wait really for two

01:27:53.760 years i took pictures of flowers monuments trees you wanted to be a photographer it was my first

01:27:58.160 first passion very first passion no way i never knew that yeah and so i found i i found mine is

01:28:03.880 kind of like photos if you think about it vines kind of like photos if you think about it a little

01:28:08.360 bit a little bit live photos live photos that you hold down they're quick did you did you see vine 0.98

01:28:13.460 is coming back logan what are you gonna do what are you gonna do what are we gonna do shit yo 0.97

01:28:20.840 let's do some shit like hello you have to pay homage six second videos you know it's it's 0.99

01:28:25.780 it's called it's called divine you're lying divine made by jack dorsey the ex ceo of twitter 1.00

01:28:33.120 no way and why do i have chills too it's like stop being so moved by that bitch go touch grass 0.98

01:28:39.260 no it's the nostalgia six second looping videos but here's the thing 0.94

01:28:43.580 no ai generated content will be allowed on the app it just gets taken down

01:28:49.480 just gets pulled down

01:28:50.960 it won't

01:28:51.260 you can't post it

01:28:52.140 and it'll be

01:28:53.140 there'll be

01:28:53.980 archival footage

01:28:55.200 or there'll be

01:28:55.920 archives of all

01:28:56.920 the old vines

01:28:57.760 that have ever been

01:28:58.520 created

01:28:59.020 thrown into the algo

01:29:00.140 yeah so like 0.96

01:29:00.940 Lele Pons is gonna 1.00

01:29:02.020 fucking pop off 1.00

01:29:03.260 yeah 1.00

01:29:03.660 King Batch is waiting

01:29:05.420 yeah

01:29:05.880 yeah

01:29:06.440 yeah but that backflip though

01:29:08.060 yeah

01:29:08.340 like it's all coming back

01:29:09.700 dude

01:29:10.040 yeah

01:29:10.760 that's insane

01:29:12.200 that's really crazy

01:29:13.080 I have some ideas

01:29:14.440 yeah

01:29:15.160 that's nuts

01:29:16.820 that's like

01:29:17.980 really exciting

01:29:18.740 doesn't it seem like it's the best time for it ever too because it's like everyone's attention

01:29:23.000 span is just at nil it's not funny that we're so you know what i'm saying it's like we're so

01:29:26.760 fucked like where we're at like i'm so excited by the idea of just six second videos that like 0.73

01:29:32.120 aren't ai yeah like that's like progress from where we're at that's the idea yeah it's it's it's 0.54

01:29:37.280 that generated content actually like does something weird to people and like i don't know it separates

01:29:45.240 the connection between humans a little bit so if you have an app or like it has to be content made

01:29:50.460 by humans for humans isn't it crazy that that that is like a talking point that we're like wow that's

01:29:56.760 so cool that like they're making humans that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying yo what 1.00

01:30:01.380 the fuck dude that's actually insane the ai shit makes me so sad it really does want to know did 0.99

01:30:08.180 you see casey neistat's he made which we're like transporting back to a different time by the way 1.00

01:30:13.420 were talking about vine and Casey Neistat and all this stuff but um he made this video about like

01:30:18.400 Sora and AI and stuff and I I watched it and I just like sobbed like I don't I don't know even

01:30:23.640 when I see some of these Sora videos obviously like there's some funny stuff that can be made

01:30:28.480 with with them but I don't know it's just it's sad it's like especially as like we fell in love

01:30:33.440 with creating content and we fell in love with that human connection and I'll tell you what's

01:30:37.180 sad what I brought this up earlier to show you guys but we didn't we didn't get around to it

01:30:41.740 This is sad.

01:30:44.620 A.I. music.

01:30:47.380 So sad. 1.00

01:30:48.580 The music industry is fucked. 1.00

01:30:52.300 And I will tell you why. 1.00

01:30:54.560 The songs that A.I. can create are fucking bangers. 0.99

01:31:00.600 And they make them in six to ten seconds. 1.00

01:31:04.840 This is a song called Esme Just Took Her First Steps.

01:31:09.480 my daughter.

01:31:12.780 AI made this in 10 seconds.

01:31:14.240 I remember in the morning

01:31:16.420 that you were born in

01:31:19.640 You were a beautiful little miss

01:31:23.620 I was crying like a baby

01:31:26.540 When they laid you in my arms

01:31:29.560 Now I just don't know how you got this far

01:31:32.560 But now I'm walking around my neighborhood

01:31:35.120 Talking to everyone and they asking me what's good

01:31:39.000 I have chills

01:31:50.560 No, it's staying 0.99

01:31:51.660 That's fucking insane 0.98

01:31:53.340 Not Morgan's Wally 0.99

01:31:55.300 I made this one too

01:31:56.620 In a similar vein

01:31:57.460 Bro, I literally have goosebumps

01:31:59.320 Yeah 0.99

01:31:59.840 Why is that a fucking smash 1.00

01:32:01.520 Made in 10 seconds by AI? 1.00

01:32:02.920 No, that's crazy

01:32:04.000 Listen to this one

01:32:05.080 That's crazy 0.84

01:32:06.460 I'm a tight-ass country coochie 1.00

01:32:08.400 When my little pussy farted 1.00

01:32:10.000 It was like a movie 1.00

01:32:11.340 And the dogs started barking

01:32:12.800 When they caught a whiff

01:32:14.300 Is that AI?

01:32:15.180 Yeah.

01:32:22.500 I'm getting back in the studio.

01:32:24.260 Send me that.

01:32:25.180 That's my demo.

01:32:25.980 No, no.

01:32:26.380 There's a whole page called Beats by AI

01:32:28.180 and it's just all country song.

01:32:29.360 But to your point, horrifying.

01:32:32.280 It's actually really crazy.

01:32:33.520 These are so good.

01:32:35.020 do you want to know what can i say this there's still a level of even at what we just described

01:32:41.860 and talked about and the ai videos and the songs and everything there's there will be an advent of

01:32:47.340 human very creative human prompters that then become the artists of this ai generation

01:32:54.900 putting in like dude dude do you see some of the videos i send you on instagram that are like the

01:32:59.860 crazy like outlandish like space ai stuff yeah one of them one of them actually go on because

01:33:06.040 i want to pull this up and show you because one of these dudes i think we should have on the show 0.68

01:33:09.040 he's really fucking good dude i'm gonna show you this 0.87

01:33:29.860 Well, he's got it in his jeans 0.98

01:33:44.980 And he's got it in his heart

01:33:48.520 And he's got it in his soul

01:33:52.900 Sounds like some gospel word to George Janko.

01:33:56.980 please tell me that greg paul has heard this i was not expecting that

01:34:19.020 I do want to talk about Greg Paul.

01:34:25.780 Oh my God.

01:34:26.740 He's this, he's, it was so wild.

01:34:30.660 How did you feel about that?

01:34:32.040 Seeing all of these clips of Greg Paul on TikTok from the show,

01:34:37.020 like all these things.

01:34:37.860 Are you doing it again?

01:34:39.120 How does he feel?

01:34:40.440 Did you become like Kris Jenner almost?

01:34:42.580 We're like managing Greg Paul.

01:34:44.280 No, I know.

01:34:44.860 I've given it up.

01:34:45.660 I've given it up.

01:34:46.280 So I think the family has ultimately decided maybe that's not the best move for us.

01:34:55.340 There were very differing viewpoints about how season one of Paul American went.

01:35:00.360 Yes.

01:35:01.040 And some of the most important members of the show no longer wanted to do the show.

01:35:07.460 Was Pam one of them?

01:35:08.620 No, she wanted to do it. 1.00

01:35:09.860 She wanted to do a comeback because they screwed her on season one.

01:35:13.500 I told her I was like you just

01:35:15.760 gotta go harder

01:35:17.320 so she was gearing up to go crazy 1.00

01:35:19.800 for season 2 and you know

01:35:21.780 she wanted to promote her book

01:35:23.120 she asked me to do a

01:35:25.760 forward

01:35:26.400 a forward or a little

01:35:29.960 endorse not the forward

01:35:31.380 the forward is like the part before the book

01:35:33.880 mind you I'm writing a book right now

01:35:35.740 it's like I should probably know the difference

01:35:37.340 she probably wanted you to do

01:35:39.860 like an endorsement

01:35:40.580 it's an endorsement

01:35:42.540 Not an endorsement.

01:35:43.840 That's not what it's called.

01:35:44.820 What's it called?

01:35:45.820 Like a testimony.

01:35:47.520 Yeah.

01:35:48.520 She said something.

01:35:49.460 You didn't do it.

01:35:50.280 I put mine in it.

01:35:51.100 I forgot.

01:35:51.820 It's a good book.

01:35:52.380 Yeah, so what does she write about?

01:35:53.660 Her life and what it's like to raise me and Jake.

01:35:57.020 No, but it's interesting because, like, as an adult,

01:36:01.640 I guess I took most of my mom's motherhood for granted a little bit.

01:36:09.420 Like, I know she's a great mom, and I know she was super impactful.

01:36:12.300 I guess I just didn't realize how impactful she was

01:36:14.660 and who I became.

01:36:15.820 And so getting to read that

01:36:17.300 and how she did what she did 0.87

01:36:20.720 was really fucking cool. 0.95

01:36:23.340 And I'm glad she documented her life in that way. 0.91

01:36:25.260 It's a good book.

01:36:25.820 Are we going to have her on, I would assume,

01:36:27.580 before the release of it?

01:36:29.280 Because you know I talk to her about it all the time. 1.00

01:36:31.220 Dude, I'm trying to help her come up with a marketing plan 0.70

01:36:33.280 and it's hard because she is not a content creator 1.00

01:36:35.820 but she wants to move a product. 0.99

01:36:39.500 Billboard.

01:36:39.860 1,600 volumes.

01:36:40.860 might as well just just rinse and repeat yeah been there done that i wanted i wanted to show

01:36:48.120 you this guy because it's so good but i just try to think like how you should maybe we can put it

01:36:52.820 on the screen his name is gossip goblin okay on instagram and and the thing is is like when i talk

01:36:58.600 about like artists in the ai generated world like look at like look at this stuff we're operated on

01:37:04.200 You always hit me with the tough ones, don't you?

01:37:07.900 Where to start?

01:37:09.500 Right, yeah, had this fella come in, real ghouly type. 1.00

01:37:12.800 Wanted me to graft the rotten swine dome straight onto his shoulders. 1.00

01:37:16.720 We're talking full-on pighead, snout and all. 1.00

01:37:19.880 Who am I to say no? 0.97

01:37:21.340 Whole pit stank for a week after. 1.00

01:37:23.500 A real forking oink job. 1.00

01:37:25.180 Oh, my gosh. 1.00

01:37:25.920 Nah, the usual's just bread and butter work.

01:37:28.120 You know how it is.

01:37:29.560 Bit of the old socket swaps, some limb refits.

01:37:32.300 installing a couple of jaw-ringes here and there

01:37:34.980 and maybe a bit of dermal glazing for the glamour crowd.

01:37:38.820 In before dawn, out before the vault's call, really.

01:37:41.680 Huh, that reminds me, yeah.

01:37:43.740 There was this one clanker who came through

01:37:45.600 with an absolutely massive...

01:37:48.240 Oh, wait, Varn's giving me the look again.

01:37:51.060 Best not chat about that one, eh?

01:37:53.400 Anywho, point is, it ain't all horror and headlines, is it?

01:37:57.540 Most days it's just me and the boss man,

01:37:59.560 me trusty torch and a queue of half-wide walk-ins cruising for a spark job so like so like basically

01:38:06.360 he writes these full yeah prompts storylines he has voice actors come in gossip goblin on

01:38:14.140 instagram i talked i talked to him i i saw this maybe six months ago i messaged him and i said

01:38:18.540 dude this is your years yeah some of them are really good so he so he's already in talks i

01:38:24.220 think with like disney and to bring the ai gen to the next level but it he has like he has like 40

01:38:30.220 different characters and like all these different storylines that that are like like recurring

01:38:34.820 storylines and they're all based in like this dystopian future where this is the only thing

01:38:41.140 anyone cares about and so like every once in a while there's like a transmission video from this

01:38:45.000 guy who's like trying to protect you and get you to break off and he's like dude he's like you know

01:38:50.220 they're invading your airwaves like you need to stop watching this stuff and it's like it's

01:38:53.980 awesome premise it's awesome it's really cool prompt engineers yeah shut up gossip goblin

01:38:59.720 i gotta get out of here yeah yeah fun stuff this is great thank you guys for having me i it's funny

01:39:06.380 because going into this normally we're like very much silly goofy like crazy i feel like it was

01:39:11.160 nice to just have a chill conversation we're adults now yeah this was a nice end to my new 0.62

01:39:15.140 york trip hell yeah how long have you been here seven days oh you're ready to go yeah i'm ready

01:39:19.840 you're ready to get out of here in harlem yeah okay dude thanks for coming on yeah always so

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