Impaulsive with Logan Paul - THE BOYS TALK SH＊T： EX-GIRLFRIENDS, FIST FIGHTS, AND COLLEGE - IMPAULSIVE EP. 53

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00:00:28.460 In February of 2024, celebrated illustrator and children's book author

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00:01:30.140 Is there an epidemic against literature? 1.00

00:01:32.700 More specifically, Black literature.

00:01:34.700 I'm Jacquees Peace Thomas, and on this season of the Black Lit Podcast,

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00:02:02.360 There was a time you used to break shit, man. 0.98

00:02:03.980 Let me bring that diamond playbook. 1.00

00:02:05.120 No, no, no, you're joking. 1.00

00:02:06.040 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:02:06.580 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:02:07.620 I jammed.

00:02:08.520 What are you?

00:02:09.180 Why would you?

00:02:10.280 Oh!

00:02:11.120 Woo!

00:02:17.900 Just go back to Dave & Buster's. 1.00

00:02:19.300 Fuck it. 1.00

00:02:20.360 Oh, I love Dave & Buster's. 1.00

00:02:21.920 I won 7,000 tickets on the shit. 0.99

00:02:24.960 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world. 0.99

00:02:28.580 I'm not making that up.

00:02:30.340 What would I lie about that for?

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00:02:52.900 I'm not going to lie. 0.97

00:02:53.380 We're fucking through that. 0.94

00:02:54.060 people are throwing things our guests are rowdy and it's because it's podcast number 50 holy 0.94

00:03:00.600 look what he did to the tv it's podcast number 50 ladies and gentlemen we made it thank you so

00:03:07.760 much for listening to this show as usual we love your feedback uh it's a lot of fun in our lives

00:03:12.280 and we have some very special guests today to make podcast number 50 incredible and extremely

00:03:18.200 rowdy ladies and gentlemen i want to introduce them they are my day ones they're a motley crew

00:03:24.720 of savages creators brothers and dipshits it's my three best friends sorry mike george janko

00:03:33.780 mark donor and johannes johannes bartle johannes bach i combined your first name and your last name 0.78

00:03:41.660 what's up good to see you guys good to see you guys

00:03:44.540 this is it

00:03:45.160 Johan Sebastian Bach is back

00:03:47.500 I'm not gonna lie

00:03:48.540 I was like Johan is back

00:03:50.380 George is getting right into it

00:03:52.100 I'm not gonna lie man I'm pretty excited that you guys

00:03:55.300 said it was the 50s like they had to do something special 1.00

00:03:57.460 because I see all these fucking losers 0.99

00:03:59.180 I'm like yo why don't you have us first 1.00

00:04:02.420 yo we got some big guests up there

00:04:05.100 unless you like

00:04:06.260 cool and then you're up there then cool 1.00

00:04:08.580 some of these people didn't even sign their shit 0.99

00:04:11.180 We didn't start doing it until like episode 14 0.99

00:04:13.880 And anybody who's previously been on the show

00:04:15.640 I'm not taking shots at you, it's more Logan

00:04:17.080 I want to preface this

00:04:19.920 This podcast for anyone listening

00:04:21.240 This is, I mean, if you watched the early

00:04:23.620 Logang vlogs, you know this is the squad

00:04:26.320 Y'all, we did everything together

00:04:28.240 We ate together

00:04:29.580 We pooped together

00:04:30.580 Whoa, you just jumped right into it

00:04:34.980 Yeah, whoa

00:04:35.680 Wow

00:04:37.400 I want to get this right

00:04:39.320 So I've I've prepared each of our guests with a glass of pre-workout.

00:04:43.800 Oh, yeah.

00:04:44.700 So except Mark, because he's on two cups of coffee.

00:04:48.420 Let's the boys cheers.

00:04:49.900 Let's the boys.

00:04:50.500 Mike, put yours down real quick.

00:04:51.960 Let's the boys cheers.

00:04:52.980 Yeah.

00:04:54.040 Hey, where's this?

00:04:54.920 Where's this from?

00:04:55.580 Who provided this pre-workout?

00:04:58.700 Oxy shirt.

00:04:59.700 We'll cut that.

00:05:04.260 We just cut a sip.

00:05:05.520 I just tried to.

00:05:06.480 I just tried to cue you up for a free plug.

00:05:08.220 This is not Oxy shirt.

00:05:09.320 It doesn't matter. Who knows, dude?

00:05:11.640 I don't know. Maybe the CEO?

00:05:14.000 He sees it. It's like, that's not our color.

00:05:16.340 All right.

00:05:17.700 This is a horrible idea.

00:05:18.700 Oh, wait. Hold on. Really?

00:05:20.700 Like, down the whole thing.

00:05:22.420 I swear to God. I swear to God.

00:05:24.200 60% of my night, I was peeing out of my ass. 0.99

00:05:27.160 I had the worst food poisoning. 0.99

00:05:29.020 Nice. You were peeing out of your ass? 1.00

00:05:30.540 Yeah. This is not going to help. 1.00

00:05:32.780 Hold on. Let me clarify.

00:05:33.840 It was like this.

00:05:34.500 No, no. Hold on. Hold on.

00:05:35.420 It was so bad.

00:05:37.000 Okay, I don't want to waste it, actually.

00:05:38.980 This is great stuff.

00:05:39.660 I'm going to do this. 1.00

00:05:40.880 That was my asshole. 1.00

00:05:42.060 Hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:05:44.080 Cheers. 1.00

00:05:44.720 And to the people that can't hear, I mean, can't see here, that was my asshole. 1.00

00:05:49.260 So I'm like, fuck. 1.00

00:05:51.720 Why do I have to sit next to George? 1.00

00:05:53.540 Was it urine? 1.00

00:05:54.280 No, it was shit. 1.00

00:05:55.660 Like, I had the worst food poisoning ever. 1.00

00:05:57.460 Wow.

00:05:58.420 I guess we're not going to supply me napkins right now.

00:06:00.440 This joke kind of went too far.

00:06:01.980 Well, it's Sunday.

00:06:03.100 Danny, my assistant, isn't working.

00:06:04.660 Shout out to Danny.

00:06:05.120 She actually did a triathlon.

00:06:06.460 She won.

00:06:07.440 She won.

00:06:08.380 She literally got first place.

00:06:09.740 Yes.

00:06:10.420 It's also St. Patrick's Day.

00:06:11.800 So here we go.

00:06:12.760 Cheers.

00:06:13.260 Cheers, buddy.

00:06:13.820 Cheers, buddy.

00:06:16.260 Okay, man.

00:06:16.800 I don't even know where to start.

00:06:18.580 What are you on that computer?

00:06:19.400 What's the question?

00:06:20.060 First question.

00:06:20.840 Go right off the bat.

00:06:21.620 Let's get into it.

00:06:22.560 Okay.

00:06:23.500 The first thing that comes to my mind is... 1.00

00:06:25.840 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:06:28.040 Yo, what the fuck do you expect? 1.00

00:06:29.940 ASMR. 0.99

00:06:30.760 Give George a mic.

00:06:32.360 Yo, George, do you remember when you...

00:06:34.300 I don't know how else to say this. 1.00

00:06:35.620 Do you remember when he taught me how to fuck? 1.00

00:06:37.440 I remember this! 1.00

00:06:39.240 Dude, this was legendary.

00:06:40.920 We had a whiteboard presentation.

00:06:43.380 A whiteboard presentation

00:06:45.080 at apartment 850 in Logan's room.

00:06:47.500 Guys, when did that happen?

00:06:49.500 This was like a year before you.

00:06:51.140 The corner of the best.

00:06:52.500 This is happening right now.

00:06:53.700 You actually put this out there.

00:06:55.300 Whiteboard presentation.

00:06:56.360 Do you guys remember what it was called?

00:06:58.720 No, wait.

00:06:59.420 The formula.

00:07:00.580 The formula! 1.00

00:07:01.360 The fucking formula, man! 1.00

00:07:03.180 Let me preface this. 1.00

00:07:04.480 Um, I was, I was seeing this girl and she was older than me by like five or six years.

00:07:10.020 So she had a lot more experience than me.

00:07:11.340 I was like 20.

00:07:12.220 I was like 20.

00:07:12.800 Just her being the person she is, she had a lot more experience than you.

00:07:17.060 I'm not going to say any names.

00:07:18.740 Oh, geez.

00:07:23.420 Oh, God, this is going to be a very bad podcast.

00:07:26.600 She changed her last name.

00:07:27.920 People can't find her. 1.00

00:07:31.740 Holy shit. 1.00

00:07:32.580 Oh, no. 1.00

00:07:33.580 I think our level of savagery

00:07:36.240 We have a group text called savage

00:07:39.000 Yeah, no, I just wanted to be prepared

00:07:41.260 And I was like, George, like, man, I don't know

00:07:43.080 I don't know about my sex game

00:07:44.720 And George is like, I've got you, Logan

00:07:46.820 What was it like the first time you guys hooked up?

00:07:49.840 Was it

00:07:50.060 It was weird

00:07:52.540 It wasn't me and George

00:07:56.820 It was more of like a 1.00

00:07:58.180 He said you taught him how to fuck 1.00

00:08:00.480 This is what happened 1.00

00:08:01.420 i walked in on it it was nuts literally oh sorry uh first of all just throwing that out there that

00:08:08.320 was a joke me and logan did not have sex so the people that are very gullible did not happen um

00:08:14.400 mom i promise it didn't happen uh so uh the formula was to get you to last longer right

00:08:22.720 and to make the girl come yeah which which i mean it's phenomenal the technique you showed me

00:08:29.880 George has a whole process.

00:08:32.080 I'll tell you why.

00:08:33.120 So people at home...

00:08:33.900 We can't give away the formula, though.

00:08:35.300 No, hell no.

00:08:36.200 Are you kidding me?

00:08:36.900 I like girls looking at me and be like,

00:08:38.460 what just happened?

00:08:40.760 Last time I saw this was with Logan.

00:08:42.780 I thought it was just...

00:08:43.700 It was an anomaly.

00:08:45.140 Very true.

00:08:46.080 Probably did happen a couple times.

00:08:47.260 You had a girlfriend at the time.

00:08:49.560 So the formula was just for her for like a half a year.

00:08:53.760 So here's the thing.

00:08:54.980 I was a virgin until I was 19

00:08:57.460 because I was waiting until marriage.

00:08:58.740 Me too, bro.

00:08:59.200 Christian, Sean Christian values.

00:09:00.800 Exactly, but I was the horniest man in the world.

00:09:04.880 Fact.

00:09:05.800 And so what I did is instead of like watching porn and stuff,

00:09:08.520 I actually, I knew while I was watching,

00:09:10.600 I was like, this can't just be satisfying. 1.00

00:09:12.280 You were one of the kids that fucked your pillow, 1.00

00:09:14.140 your body pillow, huh? 1.00

00:09:14.860 No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:16.680 No, it's all good. 0.93

00:09:17.600 Not like balls out, but like, you know, like stroking. 0.90

00:09:21.300 A little dry hump?

00:09:22.000 Look in the mirror, make sure my stroke game's done. 1.00

00:09:23.600 You're the one that stuck your dick 1.00

00:09:24.820 between the pillows on the couch. 1.00

00:09:26.900 Yeah.

00:09:27.540 That's a thing.

00:09:28.220 what yeah what are you talking about

00:09:30.800 you're the one that likes warm apple pie

00:09:33.320 100%

00:09:34.420 so yeah I googled

00:09:36.800 ways to pleasure women I just kind of

00:09:39.000 added all the stuff like

00:09:40.240 mathematic quadratic formula

00:09:42.480 like this is great okay now

00:09:44.660 whatever this and do this and I don't want to say

00:09:46.700 some because I don't want people to steal my ideas

00:09:48.200 I don't want to

00:09:50.140 say one let's give them a little taste

00:09:53.000 how raunchy can I get on this show 1.00

00:09:57.140 it's my show fuck it 1.00

00:09:58.060 We had Riley Reid on 1.00

00:09:59.140 You taught me the trick 1.00

00:10:01.400 Which one of these mics did she put 1.00

00:10:02.920 That one 1.00

00:10:03.360 You taught me the trick 0.98

00:10:09.060 Where you put the pillow under her hips 1.00

00:10:11.700 To like raise her ass 1.00

00:10:13.720 And put her on the corner of the bed 1.00

00:10:14.780 So the position of her thighs 0.93

00:10:16.520 After the shower or before the shower

00:10:18.640 It's all the inside

00:10:19.960 I'm teaching these 11 year old kids

00:10:22.360 No no no 11 year olds don't watch this

00:10:24.140 It's all analytical 0.63

00:10:25.280 it's it's it's strictly data-driven science yeah yeah yeah i know you had a sex therapist on here

00:10:30.420 but george is much better you know what it's just i uh i practice what i preach you know what i mean

00:10:35.040 i practice i don't usually preach it just to my boys what was the what was the hole in the formula

00:10:42.340 that makes you last longer that it didn't work out for him dude he's literally a taste still

00:10:47.500 i hear stories he's like 10 seconds still bro like he's he's it was the alphabet or something

00:10:52.140 You said to, like, say the alphabet in your head

00:10:54.460 and think of, like, a word for every...

00:10:56.660 Your grandma.

00:10:57.560 So, like, it depends on the word.

00:10:58.700 Your grandmother.

00:10:59.560 No. 1.00

00:11:00.220 What the fuck? 1.00

00:11:01.080 A lot of people use their grandmother, bro. 1.00

00:11:03.460 I picture none.

00:11:04.000 Johnny Sins does it.

00:11:04.940 He said it on the show.

00:11:05.900 Stop.

00:11:06.300 What? 0.96

00:11:06.680 Because it makes you not cum, dude. 0.85

00:11:08.140 Dude, that is weird. 0.92

00:11:09.380 Yeah, I mean... 0.98

00:11:09.880 It's so weird that it makes you not cum. 0.80

00:11:11.780 No, no, no, no. 0.99

00:11:12.500 Also, what if your grandmother's hot? 1.00

00:11:14.860 Then you're nuts. 1.00

00:11:15.780 Facts. 0.99

00:11:16.580 That's a good point, dude.

00:11:17.960 My grandmother's pretty good looking, dude.

00:11:19.600 Okay, cool question.

00:11:20.580 Like, I never...

00:11:21.140 what happens if you accidentally nut while thinking

00:11:23.120 about your grandmother no problem no no problem

00:11:25.120 so what oh my god 0.99

00:11:26.920 so what anyways uh what was the fucking 0.98

00:11:29.140 question i totally forgot the formula 0.99

00:11:30.840 the pillow oh no the couch

00:11:32.720 but there's different versions but one of the versions

00:11:35.140 i'll only give you guys one um

00:11:36.800 is you think of your next position

00:11:38.900 and you time it out properly

00:11:40.760 oh this was big this is listen up

00:11:43.040 this is a technique so say you're doing

00:11:45.100 your work and it reminds you like usually when you're

00:11:47.060 doing it right you guys are both like climaxing

00:11:49.080 at the same time and when you're about to

00:11:50.540 to make sure she doesn't know that this is the reason

00:11:52.940 why you're doing it. You grab her face and you're like, you're not ready

00:11:54.900 for the next thing. And you basically flip

00:11:56.960 her to another position and that'll give you enough

00:11:58.820 time for you to be like, okay, cool. I got

00:12:00.840 my stanima back. And she's like, oh my God, this guy's an animal. 0.56

00:12:03.600 Stanima. Add it to the dictionary. 1.00

00:12:05.600 I have no

00:12:06.660 George makes up words

00:12:09.240 and I've been collecting them.

00:12:11.180 Do you have that? Yes, I have that.

00:12:13.160 At first I was kind of, I kind of

00:12:14.980 got sad because I'm dyslexic and this happens, but

00:12:16.960 now I think I'm a creative genius.

00:12:18.540 Is it bad that...

00:12:21.600 We're not making fun of you for being dyslexic.

00:12:25.900 These words are actually great.

00:12:27.100 These could be Webster words.

00:12:28.640 So I realize what I do.

00:12:30.200 I mix words together.

00:12:31.680 That's what it is.

00:12:32.520 Every single one of them is like that.

00:12:33.980 Yeah, I mix words together.

00:12:35.140 So my mind travels so fast, I'm like, you know what?

00:12:37.140 I'm going to save some time.

00:12:38.960 I'll put these two words together.

00:12:41.100 Trump just tried to do that with Tim Apple recently.

00:12:43.760 johannes don't talk so much man come on well listen well i wasn't i wasn't part of the story

00:12:51.920 like i don't even know what's going on you want to talk about this you decided to give me pre-workout

00:13:00.020 before this we met johannes in the gym oh all of us i met all of the superman tank do you guys

00:13:05.660 remember this of course he talks like i don't know what's in naga yeah i saw i think it was

00:13:11.640 Logan first right

00:13:12.520 Like every night

00:13:13.580 11pm

00:13:14.220 I was like

00:13:14.700 Were you in the

00:13:15.320 Logang gang gang gang

00:13:16.560 No that was before that

00:13:17.680 No no no

00:13:18.820 That was before

00:13:19.700 Logang 0.96

00:13:20.460 Don't you dare 1.00

00:13:21.620 Make a mockery 1.00

00:13:22.380 Of the fucking 1.00

00:13:22.880 Logang 0.99

00:13:23.340 I just wanna let you

00:13:24.060 Do you know

00:13:25.040 Do you know

00:13:25.080 How dangerous that is

00:13:26.200 Do you know

00:13:26.700 How dangerous that is

00:13:27.620 For your career dude

00:13:28.440 Why

00:13:28.760 Don't you dare 1.00

00:13:30.020 Fuck with the Logang 1.00

00:13:31.100 Johannes' first skit 1.00

00:13:32.780 Was in my video

00:13:34.000 Where he does

00:13:34.860 The laundry thing

00:13:35.760 And he was

00:13:36.340 He was his first video

00:13:38.200 So he was nervous

00:13:38.760 To do it

00:13:39.440 And he

00:13:39.820 poured the soap

00:13:42.100 down his body

00:13:43.360 and looked up

00:13:44.060 and the actual soap

00:13:45.340 turned in his eyes

00:13:46.220 while recording

00:13:47.340 he's like crying out

00:13:48.720 because he's burning his eyes

00:13:50.340 but he won't break character

00:13:51.640 and I put the camera down

00:13:53.040 I was like

00:13:53.200 are you good?

00:13:53.980 he goes

00:13:54.120 yeah yeah

00:13:54.480 can I get a second?

00:13:55.420 I was like

00:13:55.880 yeah

00:13:56.520 I remember that

00:13:57.440 that's commitment

00:13:58.080 I remember the first time

00:13:59.140 I met Johannes

00:14:00.060 Logan just had him over

00:14:01.460 to watch a movie

00:14:02.240 he's like

00:14:02.560 yeah this guy Johannes

00:14:03.420 is coming over 0.57

00:14:03.960 really?

00:14:04.660 yeah

00:14:04.800 I met you at the gym

00:14:06.680 11pm

00:14:07.440 three days in a row

00:14:08.320 and then I was like

00:14:09.120 remember this absolutely absolutely and i was like hey cool i work out by myself you work out

00:14:14.460 by yourself why don't we you know i'm not gonna lie bro and i'm sure every that's true friends

00:14:18.700 i know oh george met you in the gym i'm every time i see a gym bro i get a little intimidated 0.99

00:14:26.740 right you're wearing the superman tank you're looking yoke and i'm like this motherfucker 0.99

00:14:32.520 can't bench more than me no way fuck this guy huh because you're really competitive yeah for sure so 0.99

00:14:37.460 I, like, made sure to, like, stay kind of away from you, 0.99

00:14:39.700 but just close enough where you could, like, see me doing pull-ups and shit.

00:14:43.000 George, it wasn't like that. 0.95

00:14:43.880 I knew I was stronger than him.

00:14:45.120 Wasn't this?

00:14:45.620 No chance.

00:14:46.200 No chance.

00:14:46.760 There's no competition.

00:14:47.420 He was doing legs.

00:14:48.340 I don't know.

00:14:48.820 No, it was before that.

00:14:49.760 Okay.

00:14:50.180 But I remember somehow we started talking. 0.99

00:14:52.440 I was like, shit, this guy's cool. 0.99

00:14:54.700 What's going on, Mike? 0.99

00:14:56.080 What?

00:14:56.880 You just seem a little upset about it.

00:14:58.140 No, I wasn't, dude.

00:14:59.200 I was trying to match your laser eyes.

00:15:01.480 The laser eyes.

00:15:03.300 All right, go ahead.

00:15:03.880 It's all right, man.

00:15:04.760 Yeah, no, and then I remember you were like, hey,

00:15:06.520 do you want to come up

00:15:07.060 and kind of watch a movie

00:15:07.900 with the boys?

00:15:08.500 I was like,

00:15:08.840 okay, cool.

00:15:09.560 And then you looked 1.00

00:15:11.540 like an asshole. 1.00

00:15:12.900 You were like this. 1.00

00:15:14.400 Hey.

00:15:15.240 Oh, Mark Don.

00:15:16.200 Yeah.

00:15:16.420 Well, every single person

00:15:17.440 we ever introduced Mark to,

00:15:18.560 every single one

00:15:19.320 is like, yo, 1.00

00:15:20.880 he's kind of a dick, yeah? 1.00

00:15:22.040 He's like, 1.00

00:15:22.340 he's very standoffish.

00:15:23.560 Mark doesn't invite you in

00:15:24.920 until he likes you.

00:15:26.080 Until he likes you,

00:15:26.960 you're good.

00:15:27.580 You're like,

00:15:27.800 Really?

00:15:28.020 You guys think this about me?

00:15:29.020 Is that true, Mark?

00:15:29.840 I don't know.

00:15:30.220 I will say this.

00:15:32.660 I can show you

00:15:33.460 on my phone right now.

00:15:34.440 I got the first text message

00:15:35.640 where the first person

00:15:36.780 met him

00:15:37.140 might be because

00:15:38.080 you got rid of the devil

00:15:38.900 I mean

00:15:39.180 sorry sorry

00:15:40.100 chill

00:15:40.660 now that you're

00:15:42.400 single and happy

00:15:42.940 the first time

00:15:44.760 they ever met you

00:15:45.360 they're like

00:15:45.700 yo he's really dope

00:15:46.860 it's because you're happy

00:15:48.100 next question

00:15:50.580 no seriously

00:15:52.680 oh we don't

00:15:54.060 I'm not gonna dive into that

00:15:55.200 but you just lost

00:15:57.060 30 pounds

00:15:57.720 yeah

00:15:58.440 that's dope

00:15:59.200 yo he's chiseled 1.00

00:15:59.860 as shit now bro 0.99

00:16:00.600 in three weeks 1.00

00:16:01.000 I was a fat fuck 1.00

00:16:01.800 I got like 207 1.00

00:16:02.840 210

00:16:03.180 that's not that

00:16:03.980 dude I remember

00:16:04.600 everybody at home

00:16:05.460 Yeah, but your muscle.

00:16:06.320 I was all fat.

00:16:06.920 I remember one time, his brother, when we lived with him, I had my shirt off, and your

00:16:12.020 brother just goes, bro, you need to lose weight. 1.00

00:16:13.500 You're fucking fat. 1.00

00:16:14.900 Straight to my face. 1.00

00:16:15.740 Jake said that?

00:16:16.140 Yeah, Jake said that.

00:16:16.660 Jake's the realest guy ever.

00:16:17.720 I was like, oh, okay.

00:16:21.100 I wanted to ask you about this.

00:16:23.300 When we lived together, it was me, you, and Jake.

00:16:26.340 And five other minions.

00:16:27.700 Yeah.

00:16:28.520 What was that like, dude?

00:16:30.460 A whorehouse?

00:16:30.840 Honestly, I've just been talking about this a lot, actually. 0.96

00:16:33.380 It was so fun because we had no expectation, I feel like, and things were just simple.

00:16:38.500 Yeah.

00:16:39.080 Like life was easy.

00:16:40.640 I'd go to bed in the closet, close my curtain, say good night, Logan.

00:16:44.800 Sometimes I remember sometimes you'd bring a girl to your closet and one girl in particular, 0.99

00:16:51.620 bro, was consistently so fucking loud. 0.98

00:16:57.560 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 0.99

00:17:02.680 sexually you mean or sexually sexually like what the formula you were you were 10 feet away from 0.97

00:17:10.140 me and uh how crazy is that that we shared a room and that went down you did the same thing too 0.99

00:17:16.300 yeah i know it's nuts i don't know we gave no fucks i also don't know how the girls like put 0.99

00:17:20.120 up with it like why they were like i've walked in on logan having sex twice you have yeah yeah 0.99

00:17:24.180 oh i've walked in on it yeah it was great well you know the best part i swear to god

00:17:28.420 The girls were like

00:17:29.600 Like fumbling

00:17:31.080 And Logan's like

00:17:32.120 Yeah

00:17:32.380 Yo that's so true

00:17:34.520 And I walked in on it

00:17:35.760 And he'll just

00:17:36.140 He'll just be standing there

00:17:37.220 Just like

00:17:37.600 The times I've seen

00:17:38.440 And I mean this

00:17:39.480 In a

00:17:39.800 In a

00:17:40.640 In a not

00:17:41.260 In a very straight

00:17:42.040 Like I'm a straight man 0.99

00:17:43.200 I've seen Logan's dick 1.00

00:17:44.500 Here he goes again 1.00

00:17:45.460 More than mine

00:17:46.120 Like

00:17:46.440 He'll just be doing his hair 0.69

00:17:47.960 Completely naked 0.92

00:17:48.720 You wanna throw underwear on bro

00:17:50.320 No but wait

00:17:50.880 That's true

00:17:52.420 But also

00:17:52.960 But wait hold on

00:17:53.760 You know this

00:17:54.920 You both know this is true

00:17:56.600 I've heard 1.00

00:17:57.780 you talk about your dick 1.00

00:17:59.100 more than I've heard 1.00

00:18:00.440 anyone talk about their dick. 1.00

00:18:01.860 If a girl doesn't know 1.00

00:18:02.500 how many inches 1.00

00:18:03.320 your dick is 1.00

00:18:04.940 before meeting, 1.00

00:18:05.660 this is the joke

00:18:06.320 you go to,

00:18:06.800 your go-to.

00:18:07.580 No, it's not.

00:18:08.060 I think it's why. 1.00

00:18:08.900 I talk about my dick. 1.00

00:18:12.800 And they're all inches. 1.00

00:18:14.580 Now the whole world knows.

00:18:15.900 Bro, the amount of times

00:18:16.700 I've seen him come out 1.00

00:18:17.480 and helicopter his penis, bro. 1.00

00:18:19.320 But can anyone argue 1.00

00:18:20.320 about it?

00:18:22.240 I told George,

00:18:23.160 I warned you,

00:18:24.240 I said,

00:18:24.600 George,

00:18:25.980 if you helicopter

00:18:26.940 too fast you will take off my friend you will take off i think it was the first thing you said

00:18:32.140 hey my name is george yeah yeah big one no it wasn't i said welcome to america

00:18:37.700 oh yo you got your visa johannes congratulations johannes is from austria thank you he's here now

00:18:46.180 oh i love australia austria i said good day mate no put another shrimp on the barbie wrong country

00:18:52.880 Wrong country

00:18:55.240 But yeah

00:18:55.680 We're like

00:18:56.080 Terputing through this

00:18:57.340 All this

00:18:57.820 We're just

00:18:58.620 Going through so much stuff

00:19:00.120 Welcome to

00:19:00.480 We have so much to talk about

00:19:01.520 We had a good week

00:19:02.060 Also

00:19:02.320 I don't know about you guys

00:19:03.320 I'm feeling this

00:19:04.560 Yeah I'm feeling a dude

00:19:06.120 I'm about to go do a couple sets

00:19:08.500 In the gym

00:19:08.900 And come back

00:19:09.500 You should

00:19:10.400 I know

00:19:11.480 I'm not gonna miss anything 1.00

00:19:13.680 You fucking idiot 1.00

00:19:14.420 You're all just sitting here 1.00

00:19:15.680 Just talking about nonsense

00:19:17.160 Do you have any questions

00:19:18.760 Yeah I wanna know

00:19:19.660 A little bit more

00:19:20.200 About how you met Logan bro

00:19:21.300 Cause when I first

00:19:22.380 when i first met you you were logan's videographer yeah is it kicking in yeah i thought you didn't

00:19:29.360 want me to talk about no no go for it i'm just you were his videographer we both went to ohio

00:19:33.460 university yeah and i remember walking past his dorm room and seeing him through the thing

00:19:39.260 and i i just remember that and then i was making videos at school you were making videos and i

00:19:45.800 dm'd you on twitter and you responded you're like yo let's make some videos we made some

00:19:49.300 No, but before that...

00:19:51.560 Oh, we ran into each other.

00:19:52.840 At a party.

00:19:53.680 I would always see you, tall, skinny, white kid,

00:19:55.800 running around with a glide cam.

00:19:57.440 Yep.

00:19:58.040 Not drinking.

00:19:58.860 Everyone else is blackout drunk.

00:20:01.200 And I was super like, no, don't film me, bro.

00:20:05.020 And I remember one time at a party,

00:20:06.480 you were like, someone was like, hey, can you film me?

00:20:08.060 And I was like, nah, bro.

00:20:09.000 I'm like, I don't want to be seen at the party.

00:20:11.800 Because this is when you were on Come Up on Vine, too. 0.98

00:20:14.320 Yeah, I was super clean and not controversial and shit. 0.90

00:20:16.640 Didn't want to be around alcohol and all that. 0.93

00:20:18.660 And then we ended up shooting together

00:20:21.340 We made some fake commercial

00:20:25.260 Which I think I still have on my hard drive

00:20:27.660 I'm tingling through my whole body 1.00

00:20:30.420 I'm losing my fucking mind 0.99

00:20:31.720 I can't even focus 0.99

00:20:32.640 I met you at Pastrana's house

00:20:35.580 For the first time

00:20:36.480 With Roman Atwood

00:20:37.980 It was the first time I met him in person too

00:20:40.360 And it's been interesting to watch you

00:20:43.600 Go from the person you were when I first met you

00:20:45.920 To who you are now

00:20:46.920 you know to like watch you come out of your shell and start to i was gonna i was gonna

00:20:50.560 this pre-workout is seriously really kicking in before it before it really before it really

00:20:56.000 kicks in i think this is a good transition i wanted to ask you uh both of you i want to hear

00:21:00.880 both of you answer and even you how did you turn an opportunity into a livelihood because a lot of

00:21:07.960 people have an opportunity and lose it i mean i think you just you opened a door for me and it 0.84

00:21:12.620 was like do i want to walk through the door or do i want to fucking sit back and just and what 0.77

00:21:16.320 it close what made yeah but what made you not let it close i was i think looking back i was so 0.84

00:21:22.260 comfortable right because you paid my rent and you paid me and i didn't really have any

00:21:25.980 responsibilities and i i remember you got busy uh with shooting your movie and i was just sitting 0.95

00:21:31.100 around a lot and i was like fuck man like i can't just sit here and not do anything with my life 0.98

00:21:35.260 while he's living his so then i was like fuck i i just started making you know skits because i was 0.98

00:21:40.960 making them for you and then i just got lucky with like the algorithm and stuff they would get 0.90

00:21:46.260 on the explore page but let me ask you something do you like did you like that do you like what

00:21:50.000 you're doing now do you like hollywood do you want that simple ohio lifestyle that we came from

00:21:53.260 no i love it here you love it here and i love he loves living large no i love the 1.00

00:21:58.460 just like the old times too you know i'm saying like i miss that shit because we all fucking 0.95

00:22:03.720 got in relationships and we like lost touch and all that and i was like shitty yeah but i think 0.97

00:22:08.120 the best times that i've had in la are like when we were at 8 50 you know i'm saying that's one of

00:22:13.140 those times man and i want to get better at this you know you know when you're you're living in the

00:22:17.800 moment and something you feel like very special is happening you feel feel yourself at a certain

00:22:22.620 level of happiness um now in my life i'm trying to clock those moments and really cement myself

00:22:29.480 in the present because moments like that now we look back and say those were amazing times 0.58

00:22:36.260 we didn't worry about shit exactly and it would have been so much better to cherish 0.96

00:22:40.440 Well, you were worried all the time 0.98

00:22:42.100 He's like, how do I stay in the country?

00:22:45.140 You were about to get kicked out of the country 1.00

00:22:46.300 He's not Spanish 1.00

00:22:47.500 What was that, Wampo? 1.00

00:22:49.700 How do I stay in the country? 1.00

00:22:53.420 Mine was a little different

00:22:54.920 I came out here

00:22:56.420 And my mom was like, yo, you good?

00:22:59.780 I'm spazzing, bro

00:23:00.680 I'm sweating, I'm tingling, bro

00:23:03.180 I feel like I'm going to take off, dude 0.99

00:23:04.960 Just go through the fucking ceiling 0.99

00:23:06.480 I had three months 0.99

00:23:09.380 my mom and dad were like yo listen you have like you have three months we'll take care of you while

00:23:13.040 you're in LA just go and try to figure out what you're doing um and then three months went by and

00:23:17.580 I met you at the gym and you're like oh I do these videos and I was like all right whatever and then 0.98

00:23:21.120 I was like I watched you hold on one second you fuck you came up to me yeah oh divine guy and I'm 0.97

00:23:30.320 like no no no no no no no I remember this like it was yesterday bro I didn't know what vine was 0.99

00:23:34.400 I saw you from Facebook

00:23:35.800 Doing splits

00:23:37.680 I was like I see your face all the time on my Facebook

00:23:40.320 I thought you were just like famous on something else

00:23:42.880 I didn't know that you made videos

00:23:44.860 So like yeah I'm doing this video

00:23:47.200 It's called Liar Liar Pants on Fire

00:23:49.000 And I was like oh okay cool

00:23:50.440 And he lit his pants on fire 0.99

00:23:52.820 And I was like what the fuck is wrong with this kid 0.99

00:23:54.580 And so 1.00

00:23:55.720 I singed the tip of my penis 1.00

00:23:58.120 Horrifying 1.00

00:23:59.740 You'll see it later on in life 1.00

00:24:01.080 You literally have a burnt dick 1.00

00:24:03.040 is what you're saying. 1.00

00:24:03.500 And you have...

00:24:04.100 And half a ball.

00:24:04.880 Yeah, half a ball.

00:24:06.940 There's what formula

00:24:07.820 you have at that point. 1.00

00:24:08.720 No wonder this shit's so sensitive 1.00

00:24:10.000 and you have nothing so quick. 1.00

00:24:12.100 Cheese dicks. 0.99

00:24:12.820 You're rounding down for me. 1.00

00:24:14.240 I have 85% of my right testicle. 0.99

00:24:16.420 Don't just remove a whole entire 0.99

00:24:18.480 half of a ball.

00:24:19.480 That's true.

00:24:19.860 Don't belittle him.

00:24:21.100 Anyway, so I went...

00:24:22.300 Like you were saying

00:24:23.020 that like the situation.

00:24:24.700 I looked at it.

00:24:25.260 Yeah, I looked at it

00:24:25.880 straight in the face.

00:24:26.800 Called my parents.

00:24:27.380 I was like,

00:24:27.620 yo, I'm going to stay here a little longer.

00:24:28.700 I'm going to get a job.

00:24:29.540 And I remember

00:24:30.160 when we were hanging out

00:24:32.160 And we were like shooting. Did you not have a job? Logan pulled me aside. He goes, yo, you're really good at writing ideas and you're really good at acting. You should pursue this and stop fucking around. And I said, OK, cool. So I went home and I was like, what can I do? I can work at night and then hang out with him during the day and shoot videos and help write and help be in them and just get exposure and learn from them.

00:24:51.560 and so I was working as an extra.

00:24:54.520 I would start at 4.30 in the morning,

00:24:56.680 end around 12,

00:24:57.960 spend the whole day with him,

00:24:59.000 leave his house around 11,

00:25:00.320 get home and pack my stuff for the next day.

00:25:02.420 So I was sleeping three hours a day at that time. 1.00

00:25:04.340 I remember this shit. 0.99

00:25:04.980 Like when I would visit from Ohio, 0.99

00:25:06.620 you guys, 1.00

00:25:07.220 you were at their house every fucking day. 1.00

00:25:09.620 Every day. 0.99

00:25:09.840 And you would like bring a bag.

00:25:11.640 Yeah,

00:25:11.980 because you had to leave from there to there.

00:25:13.940 So yeah,

00:25:14.460 I literally saw the opportunity.

00:25:16.260 I was like,

00:25:16.420 yo,

00:25:17.080 and I remember one time I was really dizzy

00:25:18.400 and my mom was like,

00:25:18.920 you need to sleep.

00:25:19.500 And I was like,

00:25:20.120 yo,

00:25:20.340 if I sleep now

00:25:21.780 I'll be sleeping

00:25:22.600 for the rest of my life

00:25:23.300 and so I took those days

00:25:25.300 and thank God

00:25:25.960 everything worked out

00:25:26.720 the way it is

00:25:27.200 it's kind of hard

00:25:28.560 because I still do this

00:25:29.320 until I do it now

00:25:30.120 like for instance

00:25:31.060 the social media thing

00:25:31.720 you walk away

00:25:32.260 because I want to

00:25:32.700 pursue the movies

00:25:33.660 and all that stuff

00:25:34.380 but when you're on movies

00:25:35.320 you can't do any social media

00:25:36.920 so when you come back

00:25:37.960 you're like irrelevant

00:25:38.620 and I'm like 1.00

00:25:39.040 oh fuck 1.00

00:25:39.600 so you have to start 1.00

00:25:40.340 from ground zero

00:25:40.900 imagine being an actor

00:25:42.660 a traditional actor

00:25:43.600 who's stuck

00:25:44.720 who is employed by Hollywood

00:25:46.200 and doesn't have

00:25:47.440 I mean you guys know this

00:25:48.500 a lot of Hollywood actors

00:25:50.100 and people in the traditional industry uh are fighting for what we have we don't have people

00:25:56.780 to employ us i mean you might now but like our job our job is up to us to control my question

00:26:04.820 to you is why why did that work why did i know the answer but i want to hear you say it why do

00:26:10.640 you think because everyone my even now tells me like yo just watch people's intentions make sure

00:26:17.520 they're not just using you for clout trying to climb the social ladder yeah why did that work

00:26:21.900 you and i making content do you think and again we're still friends to this day uh

00:26:29.320 at the end of the day i think it's love i honestly think that we all love each other a lot so if you

00:26:35.320 needed me i was there in a second yeah i think you gave an opportunity but you didn't like hold

00:26:41.640 our hands through the door you know i'm saying like you weren't like quote you teach a man to

00:26:45.920 fish he'll always be hungry oh no he won't be hungry this is good this is good if you give a

00:26:52.320 man a fish he can eat for one day but if you teach a man to fish right exactly he can eat for a

00:26:57.920 lifetime he said this every single time he didn't want to be a part of our videos

00:27:00.560 so so i got a question on this so like you you guys both uh got this opportunity to

00:27:10.480 like create videos and start to create content because you had that you especially had like a

00:27:15.740 little bit of a safety net right what do you what do you think about people who don't have that

00:27:21.000 opportunity and they they love acting they love music whatever but they have a family or they have

00:27:26.240 a job that and and they're trying to decide if they want to take that leap is there a sign that

00:27:30.740 they should like what's the right is there a feeling they should get that should tell them

00:27:34.820 like yo i want to take this leap or i should take this leap i don't know because i think every

00:27:38.260 situation is different like mine and george's situation i was given a blessed opportunity

00:27:42.980 right a place to live in los angeles and access to all these viners creators that and i was you

00:27:49.920 know shooting videos can i ask you something it's honestly incredible four years later that

00:27:54.780 you're still expressing this gratitude and it's really refreshing bro it's honestly probably one

00:27:59.580 of the reasons why you're still one of my really good friends um because like when jake gave

00:28:05.300 opportunities to people yeah they don't they don't sound like you sound right now why do you think

00:28:09.860 that is why do people when people leave team 10 person i mean is that the answer when people leave

00:28:15.020 team 10 why are they why do they suddenly forget where they came from forget i feel like i'll be

00:28:19.440 a dick if i say it's because he has ownership no it's not even that it's it's at the end of the 0.60

00:28:23.940 day talented people people are not threatened have no reason to be rude and have no reason to 0.96

00:28:28.320 be grateful i'm very talented mark's very talented johannes is very talented so at the end of the day

00:28:33.400 be like in not a dick way i truly believe this if it wasn't you it'd be somebody else but god put

00:28:38.720 You were in front of me, so I thank you as much as I thank him.

00:28:41.720 That's how I see it.

00:28:42.540 Yeah, I agree.

00:28:43.540 And I think, I don't know, I think I, my situation's different, right?

00:28:47.280 Jake made them, you know, I worked for you, you know what I'm saying?

00:28:50.960 Like, it wasn't like, you were never like, yo, Mark, here's my roommate, you know, like, 0.99

00:28:55.860 fucking follow his shit, like, blow me up, give me all this, you know, it was like, I 0.99

00:28:59.920 had to, I had to work, you know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:29:02.560 Like, I was doing his videos, I was doing Ariana Grande, like, every opportunity I could get,

00:29:06.880 i was taking it because i had nothing else to do also we have that contract that you made us say

00:29:12.140 joke that is a joke you know jeff and paulo came to me my managers and or no it was jeff at the

00:29:21.000 time yeah i remember this and they uh they they try to get me to sign you guys how long ago that

00:29:28.840 was that before after jeff tried to get rid of me what wait you remember jeff tried to get rid of me

00:29:34.180 what happened uh i was in your videos a lot and and jeff's like listen this kid doesn't got it

00:29:39.420 and you turn to me like i'll let you know who has it and then a year later he goes he even pulled

00:29:44.100 me up he's like yo he's like you're you're like really so yeah yeah yeah i remember i remember

00:29:50.440 that i was a guest because i called my mom i was like yo his team doesn't like me i was like i'm 0.72

00:29:53.840 scared damn your mom's in town yeah yes carol my mom's name too johannes carol did you see did

00:30:02.500 Did you see Captain Marvel, by chance? 1.00

00:30:04.060 No.

00:30:04.520 No?

00:30:04.960 Are we telling our true feelings about it?

00:30:07.400 No, we already did. 1.00

00:30:08.660 Look, the movie sucks. 0.98

00:30:09.700 But listen, there was one line that really just cemented in the sucky for me. 0.96

00:30:15.800 Oh, can I say mine to see if it's the same as yours?

00:30:17.580 It's not.

00:30:18.220 Because it's definitely not.

00:30:20.480 How do we know?

00:30:21.100 She goes...

00:30:21.760 Say it at the same time.

00:30:22.740 No, no, no.

00:30:23.660 She goes, my name is Carol.

00:30:28.980 And I just thought of your mother, bro.

00:30:31.160 And it was like the badass

00:30:32.720 The badass like line 0.99

00:30:33.940 Where then she like kicks ass 0.99

00:30:35.120 And I was like 1.00

00:30:35.580 What the fuck 0.99

00:30:36.360 I started cracking up 1.00

00:30:37.640 I think you even said it to me too

00:30:38.860 You were like

00:30:39.480 That's Mark Donner's mom

00:30:40.500 Yeah

00:30:40.760 No

00:30:42.660 Mine was

00:30:44.680 You guys know how to get this off?

00:30:46.980 No

00:30:47.200 Okay

00:30:47.740 It goes to fight

00:30:49.080 So I was like what?

00:30:50.460 So many corny one liners bro

00:30:52.520 That was a 1.00

00:30:53.000 That movie was a fucking show 0.99

00:30:54.120 I feel like Avengers 1.00

00:30:54.860 The first Avengers

00:30:56.180 Was like the best one

00:30:57.080 Yeah for sure

00:30:58.120 Right?

00:30:58.460 For sure

00:30:58.820 It was so good

00:30:59.400 Are you talking in your mic by the way?

00:31:00.680 I can't tell.

00:31:01.840 I can't hear myself.

00:31:02.740 No, you're doing good, Georgie.

00:31:03.520 All right, cool.

00:31:03.980 Shots to even putting on the headphones.

00:31:06.200 Oh, thumbnail!

00:31:08.140 Thumbnail!

00:31:08.760 Wait, can I see if I can go far?

00:31:09.960 No, no.

00:31:11.700 Why do you want that?

00:31:12.940 That's how you know I'm competitive. 1.00

00:31:14.220 You taught Logan how to fuck. 1.00

00:31:15.640 You've seen his dick more than your own, 1.00

00:31:17.220 and now you're deep-throating mics. 1.00

00:31:18.900 Georgie, say what you want to say into the camera.

00:31:21.600 Hi, my song,

00:31:22.740 Don't Don't Want to Leave,

00:31:24.480 just came out streaming on all platforms.

00:31:25.900 Well, listen, Johannes.

00:31:26.940 Yeah. 0.63

00:31:27.120 You Austrian vegan

00:31:29.560 Yolk 1.00

00:31:30.480 I gotta take this shit off 1.00

00:31:32.740 I'm also dying 1.00

00:31:34.680 You're dating Amanda Cerny

00:31:37.700 Who we have not yet had

00:31:40.100 On the podcast

00:31:40.920 Thank you so much

00:31:42.220 How's that going man

00:31:44.720 Can we talk about

00:31:46.360 I wanted to

00:31:47.640 I want to answer the first question first

00:31:50.080 Like the opportunity one 0.99

00:31:51.660 No fuck that answer 0.99

00:31:52.420 Because for me it was completely 0.99

00:31:54.560 like because you brought up the actors and everything and that they have to struggle and

00:31:57.880 you know it's hard and you really don't know what's what's going to happen so i left austria

00:32:02.420 and um basically said okay burn all the boats i want to you know move to the u.s and i want to

00:32:07.700 stay there um so i didn't have anything in in austria left anymore so i was like real estate

00:32:12.680 yeah i didn't want to mention that mark

00:32:15.780 i had absolutely nothing and that's why i never tell stories

00:32:33.180 we'll hear your story i'll put myself in timeout

00:32:39.380 um and then so i went to um school here graduated that's when i met you and you're like what are

00:32:46.240 you doing out here i was like you know want to act and you're like oh okay um and then i did i

00:32:50.760 don't know like three or four months of auditioning and i got no's no left and right and i was like

00:32:55.020 okay that's normal that's like you know until split you have to wait a second i missed the

00:33:02.900 joke one more time james mcavie the movie split until split yo you literally i didn't even notice

00:33:08.920 until he said that he looks exactly oh my god i have i have blue socks anyways um so um yeah i

00:33:18.320 got a lot of no's and then for me it was like okay i have seven more months until i have to leave the

00:33:22.300 country and i don't want to leave anymore um and then you're like why don't you do social media

00:33:26.540 and i was like and what because for me it was like i don't know like i have my private account but

00:33:32.140 that's it um and then i watched all of you guys and also back to amanda um and i met all of you

00:33:37.840 guys and i saw okay you guys shoot videos and that's what you do for a living so for me that

00:33:42.000 was an opportunity i was like okay i could basically start my own you know stuff and shoot

00:33:47.580 my own videos and act the biggest problem was spelling your name exactly yeah that was the

00:33:52.720 hardest thing because people tagged me and then everybody was like what's your full name what's

00:33:57.160 Johannes R. Bartel, remember?

00:33:58.380 Exactly.

00:33:58.840 I had that first.

00:33:59.240 Johannes R. Bartel.

00:34:00.880 That's tough.

00:34:01.360 Johannes Bartel.

00:34:02.600 Yeah.

00:34:03.340 What are you saying?

00:34:04.480 Wait, but listen.

00:34:05.700 Listen.

00:34:06.740 Listen.

00:34:07.460 I want to know how this thing happened with Amanda.

00:34:09.820 Let me just finish this and then we jump right into that.

00:34:11.880 He wants to get into his backstory, bro.

00:34:13.140 So just a little bit.

00:34:15.540 So that was my opportunity, right?

00:34:17.340 And back at the time, I was like, but I came here for acting.

00:34:20.440 But now here's an opportunity because this is kind of like, you know, it doesn't really work.

00:34:24.500 So just there's another one.

00:34:26.060 Just go through that door.

00:34:27.160 um and yeah then you guys and especially amanda like helped me you know just create more because

00:34:33.020 our chemistry was amazing so we started shooting way more and um he actually gave me also the

00:34:37.720 exposure and now i'm here can we talk about how fucking lucky johannes is right now comes to this 0.54

00:34:45.600 country gets famous dates the hottest girl in the block yo but he had nothing when he started 0.97

00:34:51.960 except for properties except for 42 resorts no yo but listen though i i i hate like uh i hate

00:35:00.280 saying that it's all due to luck or or relationships or somebody propelling like

00:35:04.620 all three of you guys anybody that makes it whether it's through a lens or through someone

00:35:09.480 else helping they have innate talent like all three of you are super talented you're all funny

00:35:14.080 like you all could hold your like you said if you weren't going to make it through one person

00:35:17.740 you would have found another way yeah right yeah how did you do it by yourself yeah yeah he's a

00:35:23.600 that's right and people people often ask me yeah just reiterating that uh what would you do if um

00:35:29.240 you know vine never came out or uh youtube i i believe i would be in literally the same exact

00:35:36.440 position it would have happened in one way shape or form uh just happened the way it happened um

00:35:41.880 but do you remember

00:35:42.800 do you remember 0.99

00:35:44.240 I fucking remember 0.99

00:35:45.000 do you remember 0.98

00:35:45.900 when it was bad

00:35:48.240 George came in

00:35:49.420 he stole my water

00:35:50.600 by the way

00:35:51.020 I drank all this water

00:35:52.460 I'm dying over here bro

00:35:53.480 you drank all of it 1.00

00:35:54.440 holy shit 1.00

00:35:54.940 here here here 0.99

00:35:55.560 I'm melting down

00:35:56.280 George came into my house

00:35:57.860 one day

00:35:58.100 he has the flu

00:35:58.560 and he goes guys

00:35:59.440 straight up

00:36:00.260 I think

00:36:01.820 Johannes and Amanda

00:36:03.060 are dating

00:36:03.580 and at the time

00:36:04.280 this was like

00:36:04.740 I don't think that was the verbiage

00:36:05.640 but

00:36:05.880 no I walked in like

00:36:07.220 you guys will never 0.99

00:36:07.800 fucking believe what I am 0.98

00:36:08.840 and I was like 0.99

00:36:11.300 what are you talking about

00:36:11.860 bro no way they're just friends like johannes just moved here like and i don't know amanda like

00:36:17.240 and and are you asking for permission to tell her keep talking a man amanda and johannes uh you know

00:36:27.300 they'd hang out sometimes but johannes is our is our boy right he'd tell us if he's dating the

00:36:31.260 biggest female influencer in the world right for sure not the case not the case johannes is he

00:36:38.860 He keeps his mouth shut

00:36:39.800 and that's something

00:36:40.340 me and George

00:36:41.400 is a fault.

00:36:42.260 Yo, yo, he like

00:36:43.180 gunned ahead.

00:36:43.900 He'll take that secret

00:36:44.700 to the grave.

00:36:45.480 He did, bro.

00:36:45.980 Remember we sat him down?

00:36:47.420 Oh, oh, oh.

00:36:49.000 Johannes walked in the room.

00:36:50.140 Can we talk about how weird

00:36:50.520 our lives were?

00:36:51.340 Before we vlogged,

00:36:52.220 we did the crazy. 0.99

00:36:53.540 We did weird shit 0.99

00:36:54.680 to the point where 0.97

00:36:55.220 while we were doing it,

00:36:56.060 I was like,

00:36:56.620 we're weird.

00:36:57.680 We're weird,

00:36:58.200 but we're cool.

00:36:58.820 This is awesome.

00:36:59.580 We told Johannes

00:37:01.420 to come over.

00:37:02.220 We set up three chairs.

00:37:03.500 We sat in them.

00:37:04.960 We turned the lights down.

00:37:05.720 Turned the lights red.

00:37:06.700 Yeah.

00:37:07.020 We turned the lights red

00:37:07.720 and we played that song

00:37:08.720 that goes

00:37:09.080 and I go

00:37:15.020 Johannes take a seat

00:37:15.820 by the way

00:37:17.560 I was on the phone

00:37:18.120 with my mom

00:37:18.660 because it was my birthday

00:37:19.440 and I was like

00:37:20.180 mom we know

00:37:20.900 it was your birthday

00:37:21.500 because you weren't

00:37:22.280 where you were supposed to be

00:37:23.220 and you were getting cake

00:37:23.980 before you saw us

00:37:24.860 oh

00:37:25.160 from Amanda

00:37:26.480 a vegan cake

00:37:26.980 god dang Cerny

00:37:28.120 made you a cake

00:37:29.140 on your birthday

00:37:29.640 it was a first sign of love

00:37:30.680 yep

00:37:31.360 George

00:37:32.000 are we going to tell

00:37:32.940 the real story or no

00:37:33.780 are we going to let that out

00:37:34.720 what's the real story

00:37:35.820 how you went over

00:37:36.360 to their apartment

00:37:37.200 and you're like

00:37:37.840 no so

00:37:38.520 Johannes to this day is like, no, that we weren't.

00:37:40.720 We were just actually baking a cake. 1.00

00:37:42.240 Fuck you guys. 1.00

00:37:43.200 There's no way. 1.00

00:37:44.360 The Manus Street store was never locked, ever, ever, ever in history.

00:37:48.500 And you can always look across and see.

00:37:50.440 And I go, I said, I said, George.

00:37:53.460 And I was like.

00:37:57.520 Sorry.

00:37:58.220 Sorry.

00:37:58.640 I was like, war.

00:37:59.140 That sounded like we were going to war.

00:38:00.900 Yeah.

00:38:01.660 No, no.

00:38:02.240 I go to war with my boys, though.

00:38:03.640 So I just, not to like change the subject, bro, but I was just scrolling on YouTube.

00:38:06.780 and there's this guy like literally i just saw his picture and i i've always thought this have

00:38:11.500 you seen this guy this guy is that roman no he just makes the same face in every thumbnail like

00:38:18.320 how does like every thumbnail is the exact and i've never seen anything like this

00:38:23.660 maybe he just took one picture he gets the views maybe he took one picture and just superimposes

00:38:28.060 it over every yeah what if he did is this a like like how is that the only shape his face makes

00:38:34.280 Maybe that's good for the algorithm

00:38:36.580 You meet him at an event

00:38:39.360 He walks up to you to say hi

00:38:40.620 And his face is just stuck

00:38:41.840 Oh, oh, oh, oh 1.00

00:38:42.700 Oh, shit 1.00

00:38:43.760 Anyways 0.99

00:38:46.420 What happened to the TV, by the way?

00:38:49.300 I don't know, I think it's broken

00:38:50.220 What?

00:38:51.080 How, though? 0.99

00:38:52.480 Because I throw shit at it 0.99

00:38:53.540 How did you see this guy? 0.99

00:38:55.240 Oh, my 0.88

00:38:56.160 Okie dokie 1.00

00:38:56.780 God, you didn't even break the plate

00:38:58.260 Yeah, that's a strong plate

00:38:59.800 I'm quite upset with you 0.99

00:39:00.700 Damn 0.98

00:39:00.960 Can I 0.99

00:39:01.500 Could you try again, please?

00:39:03.700 Mark, can you hand me that?

00:39:04.280 plate i miss my play throwing days yeah that was that was a fun time you broke your diamond play 0.99

00:39:14.200 button you broke your diamond play button man there was a time you used to break shit man 0.99

00:39:19.040 bring that diamond play no no no you're joking oh why would you oh my oh mama me oh i don't think 0.99

00:39:29.920 that's safe

00:39:30.600 we could

00:39:32.060 now you need to make the face

00:39:33.340 make the face for the thumbnail

00:39:34.880 this is our life

00:39:36.020 you broke the plate

00:39:37.100 look

00:39:37.700 no everybody do the same

00:39:39.040 with the face

00:39:39.520 that that guy does

00:39:40.140 saw that

00:39:40.600 only here on impulsive

00:39:45.840 number one podcast

00:39:46.480 in the world

00:39:46.800 you live in love

00:39:47.680 what was your next question

00:39:53.660 what do you mean

00:39:54.620 do you have questions

00:39:55.460 planned out for us

00:39:56.080 or are you just seeing

00:39:56.560 where this conversation goes

00:39:57.380 no I mean

00:39:57.900 I have like 0.99

00:39:58.780 What the fuck is going on 0.99

00:39:59.860 What happened to the boys 0.99

00:40:00.860 Us

00:40:01.840 Can you answer that question

00:40:02.840 What happened to us

00:40:03.620 I think it's so funny

00:40:04.920 Because we never answer that question

00:40:06.140 We just move on

00:40:06.780 I'll tell you

00:40:07.220 I'll tell you what

00:40:08.140 God dang happened

00:40:09.080 Alright 1.00

00:40:09.340 Fucking blogging 1.00

00:40:10.660 No 1.00

00:40:10.900 We all grew up

00:40:12.400 And eventually

00:40:14.260 You know

00:40:16.080 When people grow up

00:40:17.120 They're gonna go off

00:40:17.900 And do their own things

00:40:18.800 I got a house in Encino

00:40:20.660 That was the first step

00:40:22.000 Of like the split 0.64

00:40:22.840 Right

00:40:23.160 And then

00:40:24.640 You got a girlfriend

00:40:26.180 You got a girlfriend

00:40:27.660 i think even you were like dating around for some time and i and i got a girlfriend so we're all

00:40:32.020 like so now it's like so girls ruin things now they do split up now you have this night

00:40:37.840 dude spencer's no longer hangs out with us at night because of that girl angel by the way angel

00:40:43.100 she's an angel she's an angel but um yeah she's actually no way we all just and it's not you miss

00:40:48.020 the simplicity of like the 1600 vine days versus the complexity of your life now like you have so

00:40:53.640 much more on your plate yeah and like with more power more responsibility but like do you ever 0.66

00:40:59.220 miss the fact that we would just wake up at fucking 8 a.m go to the gym chill make a couple 0.87

00:41:05.820 instagram videos and then like go to frog and watch movies i think now yes it's easy to say 0.93

00:41:14.380 that i miss those days but i think put me back in that exact scenario and i would have been hungry

00:41:20.280 for these days that I'm living now.

00:41:23.260 So, like, savor it, cherish it,

00:41:27.680 never forget those moments

00:41:29.840 or what it was like to live the simple life.

00:41:32.460 But, yeah, bro, it's the natural progression.

00:41:35.420 Like, we're all doing our own thing,

00:41:37.080 and everyone paves their own path,

00:41:39.720 which is what we did.

00:41:40.880 And I'm, by the way, proud of each and every one of you 0.99

00:41:42.660 for doing different shit. 0.99

00:41:44.140 And not all just internet shit, either. 0.99

00:41:46.840 You've all branched out in your own way. 0.98

00:41:48.840 um johannes just bought two more houses literally with amanda they bought two 0.72

00:41:54.220 she she goes oh i just bought like a couple houses what the fuck does that mean i got one 0.66

00:42:00.080 here in la one in my amy i'm like you are you're really making money right now we lost logan yo 0.95

00:42:06.460 let's talk about haters let's talk about haters for a second can we yeah i didn't think haters

00:42:11.880 were a real thing until i moved to la what haters as in i got like people that literally just out

00:42:17.220 of my high school yo no no no not not bullying bullying is different people that literally

00:42:21.740 spend their entire day devoted to just hating you so there are these like five or six people

00:42:28.700 on twitter i go down their timeline and every single tweet they make is a tweet directed at

00:42:34.900 me about something i negativity it's because they're insecure bro and so my question is this

00:42:38.820 what do those people do if you like were to block them like what would they do make another account

00:42:43.960 I'm making a link out and start hating you again.

00:42:46.240 It's fine.

00:42:46.680 You just keep blocking them.

00:42:47.780 You know what book you should read?

00:42:49.980 Do you like reading? 0.99

00:42:51.080 The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck. 0.99

00:42:52.720 Yeah, I heard a lot of people are reading that. 0.99

00:42:53.940 Changed my life.

00:42:54.500 A lot of people are reading that book.

00:42:55.620 Really good book.

00:42:56.240 Because another big hater is this dude, H3H3.

00:43:00.680 I guess his name is.

00:43:01.720 He's a hater on you?

00:43:02.500 On Logan.

00:43:03.080 Oh, okay.

00:43:03.640 So he put out a, he, I guess, still?

00:43:05.760 Still?

00:43:06.100 So listen to this.

00:43:06.420 That's his job, though. 0.99

00:43:07.200 He's a troll. 0.97

00:43:07.900 It is, but here's what, it pissed me off, 0.94

00:43:09.900 because this dude said the Flat Earth trailer

00:43:12.720 was the most cringe thing

00:43:13.880 he's ever seen

00:43:14.560 and then proceeded

00:43:15.480 to make a 10 minute video

00:43:16.760 about it

00:43:17.140 if it was that cringe

00:43:18.120 why did you make

00:43:18.920 a 10 minute video 0.99

00:43:19.620 about the fucking trailer 0.99

00:43:20.520 you gotta get those ads 1.00

00:43:21.960 you gotta get those ads

00:43:23.140 it's gotta be over 10 minutes

00:43:24.520 so you can put more

00:43:25.080 than one added

00:43:25.560 and so he talks about

00:43:26.660 like what our views

00:43:28.000 are like in the film

00:43:29.020 that by the way 0.97

00:43:29.720 he hasn't fucking seen 0.98

00:43:31.000 because no one's 0.99

00:43:31.840 fucking seen it 0.99

00:43:32.640 and so I clapped 0.99

00:43:33.720 and so I clapped back

00:43:34.860 on Twitter

00:43:35.360 and like I know

00:43:36.240 he's not gonna see it

00:43:36.940 but like

00:43:37.260 yo I love the clapped back

00:43:37.780 what was it?

00:43:38.680 clap back

00:43:39.360 clap back

00:43:39.800 clap back

00:43:40.380 I'm like bro 0.97

00:43:41.040 i'm like you haven't fucking seen the film like at least wait to pass judgment mike sends me mike 0.92

00:43:47.060 sends me a clip of him like he will when it comes out it was oh he'll make another another one for 0.96

00:43:52.060 sure yeah by the way flat earth documentary coming out march march 20th i know this is

00:43:56.120 gonna be clipped also i think his name is ethan ethan allen yeah ethan how you doing um when mark

00:44:03.080 when mark when mark wow when mel marv back over mike mike marcus when marcus sent me the uh this 0.60

00:44:11.420 video of this dude uh h3 h3 talking shit i i didn't even watch it i just saw that the title 0.78

00:44:17.220 is like uh what was it like logan paul flutter like dumbass no it's like i mean i don't i don't 0.98

00:44:25.020 really believe in haters dude anymore i don't i think i think he's uh i think he's a a dude a 0.66

00:44:32.620 fully grown adult making videos on youtube commentating on other people's content yeah

00:44:38.240 the one thing he said that changed it for me in this episode was i i hate this kid i don't believe

00:44:43.960 him i do no he literally i know i know he corrected himself he said i shouldn't he said i shouldn't

00:44:49.060 say that not i don't hate him he said i shouldn't say that but he literally said i had a party one

00:44:53.640 time i did i did can i talk about this yeah it's a low honest oh my god you were with me oh you

00:44:59.520 were there because he hated on my colorblind video when i had like well i mean he rightfully 0.96

00:45:05.600 so bro that that shit was like kind of fucking cringe i remember when that shit went viral though 0.99

00:45:09.400 we were in crazy like oregon yeah in the car you're like bro my shit's going viral yeah and 0.99

00:45:13.880 like refreshing i gained a quarter million subs that day yeah that that shot me to a million in 0.61

00:45:18.480 one day i was at like 600k on youtube yeah and uh what were you gonna say i was gonna say

00:45:23.500 he hated on the the video on the trailer but how many people do you think went to go watch the 0.89

00:45:29.000 and i said and i said that in my tweet to him i said thanks for the free fucking promo yeah but 0.95

00:45:33.020 the dude have you got you guys know who plies is the rapper right he does the yeah those videos 0.94

00:45:36.860 on instagram who rapped with akon probably yeah your boy plies yeah so he put out a video the

00:45:42.200 other day that was like yo the thing about haters is the only way they could win is if you acknowledge

00:45:46.580 them and so like he like i shouldn't even have i shouldn't have said anything because by the way 0.99

00:45:50.980 no one's watching his fucking shit no that's not that's not true he's always instilled in me from 0.99

00:45:56.220 the start because i was always he's never giving a fuck about anybody like what they say yeah he 1.00

00:46:01.020 as of recently has started to clap back at certain people but unfortunately he sometimes 0.58

00:46:06.580 picks the wrong people to clap back at yeah like he'll clap back he'll clap back at chris delia

00:46:11.160 wrong move bro he's he that's his game i know that's his game and and we talked about this

00:46:18.240 oh he he is he is so funny you do not if chris delia comes at you you take it just take it 1.00

00:46:24.060 lay down dude lay the fuck down am i the only one that truly doesn't give a fuck like i don't i 0.99

00:46:31.460 don't care i think it was just because this project bro like i don't care i really i could 0.99

00:46:35.880 read stuff and i just i don't care it doesn't sit with me longer than the time i read it

00:46:40.900 this this project to me like i'm not gonna yeah like we it's not even that it's like oh my god

00:46:46.600 it's so good like whatever but like we we did work pretty hard on it we put a lot of time and

00:46:50.520 effort into it and so like when he came out and he was like making judgments about the plot of it 0.95

00:46:55.340 based on a trailer i'm like bro you have no idea what the fuck you're talking bro bro bro you know 0.89

00:46:59.740 but you gotta understand sorry it's a it's a low hanging fruit i know i get it take the fruit 0.97

00:47:06.040 get your weekly video or or just like five minute segment on what was it a podcast he was talking 0.91

00:47:12.000 yeah it was like a highlight bro go for it i don't give a shit like you used me to the stir 0.97

00:47:18.860 conversation and i've always said that and i'm okay with it because i don't believe 0.96

00:47:22.180 he hates me like hate yeah he makes a video he's like no i hate you 0.98

00:47:27.820 i want logan to burn in hell he literally said that in the video 0.97

00:47:32.580 that's a strong word yeah i don't know i just like i just i don't know i don't know if i 0.99

00:47:39.620 no you don't like no you don't walking around walk just walking around filled with hate dog

00:47:46.360 It's a lot of time

00:47:48.200 It's a lot of time

00:47:50.040 We're so much better than that dude

00:47:51.440 It's 2019 we're human beings

00:47:53.440 Don't hate each other

00:47:55.480 It's funny you say that too because

00:47:56.860 Every day I know this

00:47:58.720 There's literally not a single person in this world to hate

00:48:01.080 Not a single one

00:48:03.280 You know who hated you?

00:48:04.760 Everybody in Ohio when we went to go visit

00:48:06.480 Oh you

00:48:08.620 I remember that

00:48:09.780 I've never experienced real life hate

00:48:11.760 Wait a minute once I get paned at me

00:48:12.820 I've never experienced this much hate

00:48:16.260 until I went to...

00:48:17.140 Is it OU?

00:48:17.840 OU.

00:48:18.320 OU.

00:48:19.040 High University,

00:48:20.000 where I went to college,

00:48:20.800 where I met Mark.

00:48:22.120 You were still in college

00:48:23.480 and you're like,

00:48:24.240 yo, Palmer Fest is this weekend.

00:48:25.460 It was the first time

00:48:26.020 I slept in his bed

00:48:27.340 and then it became history

00:48:28.620 after that.

00:48:29.860 And then...

00:48:31.400 Not the bed I own now, though,

00:48:33.020 as far as I know.

00:48:33.980 No, no, as far as you know.

00:48:37.780 Mark invited George and I down

00:48:39.220 and this was before YouTube,

00:48:40.440 before I was controversial,

00:48:41.660 made zero mistakes.

00:48:42.520 I was still a Vine star.

00:48:43.740 Before we even jumped

00:48:44.420 to that story,

00:48:44.920 there was a moment

00:48:45.440 before we went there

00:48:46.440 that struck a nerve with me

00:48:47.760 that I knew I was going to love you

00:48:48.680 for the rest of my life.

00:48:49.280 Oh, no.

00:48:50.060 This is when I was doing extra work

00:48:51.500 and I didn't have pocket change

00:48:52.620 to go buy my ticket there.

00:48:54.600 I was like,

00:48:55.040 I made up some excuse.

00:48:56.040 Oh, to come to Ohio?

00:48:56.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:57.340 I was like,

00:48:57.640 oh, I can't.

00:48:58.320 I'm working.

00:48:58.860 And he gets up

00:48:59.640 and he dabs me up.

00:49:00.400 He's like, 1.00

00:49:00.580 shut up. 1.00

00:49:00.920 I already bought your ticket. 1.00

00:49:02.180 And I was like,

00:49:02.960 that's my boy.

00:49:03.780 Let's go.

00:49:04.820 So, yeah.

00:49:06.500 You went to school.

00:49:07.620 Yep.

00:49:07.980 There.

00:49:08.540 I live there.

00:49:09.160 Why do people not like me, Mark?

00:49:11.040 Because you're successful.

00:49:12.240 No.

00:49:12.520 Yeah, of course, bro

00:49:14.760 I thought it was because I used the college campus 1.00

00:49:17.780 As a playground to just fuck with everyone 0.99

00:49:19.600 Nah, I don't think 1.00

00:49:20.560 Because they were all watching your shit 1.00

00:49:22.540 That's the thing about haters, bro 1.00

00:49:23.760 It's like they hate to see success in other people

00:49:25.540 Because they don't have it

00:49:26.420 Jealousy, they wanted your success

00:49:28.340 I think haters are on the way out, bro

00:49:29.760 I'm optimistic

00:49:31.340 I think they're on the way out 0.91

00:49:33.280 I think it's a fad, dude

00:49:34.920 I think people are going to be like, yo, hating is exhausting

00:49:36.640 Anyways, we went to OU

00:49:39.120 Stay with Mark 0.99

00:49:41.260 And we fucking slept 0.99

00:49:43.140 Five of us in my bed 0.99

00:49:44.240 I remember this

00:49:44.820 Jake too

00:49:46.800 Me, you, George

00:49:49.420 And there was someone else

00:49:50.740 Oh my god, this was crazy

00:49:53.180 You almost got us killed bro

00:49:55.480 Twice

00:49:56.120 We had some crazy stories

00:49:59.200 One was my fault

00:50:00.280 So here's the thing that people don't know

00:50:02.340 I'm a very nice guy

00:50:05.780 But I love fighting 1.00

00:50:07.640 You can be a dick too 1.00

00:50:08.180 You push me against the wall 1.00

00:50:11.260 Like I'm fighting you

00:50:12.660 I saw you jump on stage during the KSI press conference

00:50:14.880 Oh my god

00:50:15.780 I wish I didn't destroy the TV

00:50:17.380 You guys remember that George jumped on stage

00:50:19.700 He's like a rocket

00:50:21.880 This dude would take a bullet for me 0.91

00:50:24.620 And I mean that 0.83

00:50:25.300 And he almost did it

00:50:26.760 We were inside of a house party

00:50:30.060 And mind you

00:50:31.020 We're the kids from Hollywood

00:50:32.760 The Ohio dudes with beards

00:50:35.760 Beanie hats, denim jeans on

00:50:37.500 and camouflage 1.00

00:50:38.140 like don't like us

00:50:39.080 this was at the peak of it

00:50:39.920 we were walking at a

00:50:41.120 just walking on the sidewalk

00:50:42.260 and some guy pulls up

00:50:43.320 and he goes 1.00

00:50:44.100 fuck you Logan 1.00

00:50:45.940 and he keeps driving 1.00

00:50:47.040 he drives off

00:50:47.700 I go

00:50:48.120 yo

00:50:48.620 the light's red

00:50:49.540 stops his car

00:50:51.520 and so we walk up to him

00:50:52.960 and I

00:50:53.440 and I knock on his window

00:50:54.520 I go

00:50:54.780 see what you've done

00:50:57.480 and I go

00:50:58.340 roll down the window

00:50:59.060 and I take a step back

00:51:00.420 cause you know

00:51:00.780 I don't want to get involved

00:51:01.620 and George goes 1.00

00:51:02.460 get out the fucking car 1.00

00:51:04.320 and he's like 1.00

00:51:04.840 no no

00:51:05.140 I didn't mean to like spit

00:51:06.260 and he goes 0.99

00:51:06.780 get out the fucking 0.99

00:51:07.440 a car. I was like trying to open his car door 1.00

00:51:09.460 and he cracked his window so I couldn't

00:51:11.420 reach into the car. He's like, bro, bro, I'm sorry.

00:51:13.240 You should have punched his window. I go, yo, you made my

00:51:15.340 friend upset. You didn't time the light.

00:51:17.240 This is your fault. You've upset my friend.

00:51:20.340 And then you got. Disrespected

00:51:21.440 my friend. Then you got. Who farted? Smell

00:51:23.360 like eggs. Holy shit. Farted, Smell like 1.00

00:51:25.360 eggs. No, it's all over here. I haven't smelled it yet. So it's not

00:51:27.340 me. It's not Johannes. He doesn't eat eggs.

00:51:29.840 You got it. We were inside of a house

00:51:31.440 party surrounded by college students and

00:51:33.460 you were a college student though.

00:51:35.140 Not at the time. I dropped out. You were that age though.

00:51:37.320 yeah yeah yeah i should have been in college and this is a story and uh uh one of the kids at the

00:51:41.700 party didn't like me no no you're being modest i wasn't here for this so one of the one of the

00:51:46.840 one of the dudes who did like me came up he's like yo these guys are about to jump you and your

00:51:50.400 boys you should dip i was like that makes sense uh there's two of us there's there's 10 of them

00:51:56.880 i was like no problem so i'm like let's go george me george and jake no there's three of us the

00:52:01.820 your friend the one or the oh my god my my jordanian roommate zade six foot three hundred

00:52:09.800 pounds soaking wet yeah yeah loved him filmed all my videos in college because i made him honor

00:52:14.600 student wait it's andre who you're talking it's not andre it's not he was jordanian his name is

00:52:19.600 zade i still text him from time to time i'm a mechanical engineer and he was just following

00:52:23.880 us around stay loyal dude i got my day once he like helped me film and shit anyways so me and 0.54

00:52:28.820 Zade and I think Jake too 0.75

00:52:30.020 we dip outside the house

00:52:31.320 and I'm like

00:52:31.640 alright no problem

00:52:32.180 I look back

00:52:32.660 I'm like

00:52:32.900 where's George?

00:52:35.620 George stayed in

00:52:36.740 to fight 10 dudes

00:52:37.960 by himself

00:52:38.620 the reason why

00:52:40.020 I was walking out

00:52:40.720 making sure everybody left

00:52:41.640 and then some dude

00:52:42.540 said something to me

00:52:43.240 that triggered me so hard 1.00

00:52:44.700 mom's a whore 1.00

00:52:45.720 fuck you 1.00

00:52:46.900 he goes 1.00

00:52:47.140 your mom's a whore 1.00

00:52:47.940 I go 1.00

00:52:48.240 no one calls me

00:52:49.120 no

00:52:49.340 I was walking out 1.00

00:52:50.460 and they were saying shit to me 0.99

00:52:51.420 like yeah get out here 0.99

00:52:52.380 and everybody spits in Ohio

00:52:53.720 by the way

00:52:54.260 yeah

00:52:54.540 he's like

00:52:55.200 get out

00:52:55.860 alright relax 1.00

00:52:57.040 what the fuck 0.99

00:52:57.560 is it the rodeo 1.00

00:52:58.560 Yeah, I walk out and the dude goes, if I ever get a chance to kill Jake, I'm going to kill him. 1.00

00:53:04.180 And I turn around and I go, are you fucking kidding? 1.00

00:53:06.260 And I go, you hate him that much? 0.99

00:53:07.800 He goes, get out of my house.

00:53:09.400 I'm like, or what? 1.00

00:53:10.440 And he goes, I'm going to beat your fucking ass. 1.00

00:53:12.240 And I go, all right, step outside. 1.00

00:53:14.200 And then four dudes get up.

00:53:15.960 Wasn't it football players?

00:53:17.140 No, no, no, not yet.

00:53:19.040 Four other dudes walk up.

00:53:20.900 By the way, at this moment, they're getting up.

00:53:23.200 I see your buddy.

00:53:24.420 Oh, Zade?

00:53:24.740 He's like looking around.

00:53:26.320 Zade takes off his belt.

00:53:27.700 Yeah, he takes off his belt, but they don't see that.

00:53:29.740 So there's like six dudes at this time.

00:53:30.660 Stop, he took his belt off?

00:53:31.720 Yeah, he took off his belt.

00:53:32.500 Wait, what?

00:53:33.300 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:33.660 So there's your father. 1.00

00:53:35.240 Jordanian's fight with belts, bro. 0.99

00:53:36.300 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:36.760 Six dudes get up, and I was like, you'll step outside.

00:53:39.160 And they're like, why?

00:53:39.740 So your boys could fight?

00:53:40.800 And I literally turned to Logan.

00:53:42.180 Logan goes, no, don't do it.

00:53:43.660 And I closed the door, locked the door.

00:53:45.620 I go, now what?

00:53:47.240 Dude locks me outside, so I can't fight with him. 1.00

00:53:50.780 I go, you moron. 1.00

00:53:51.860 I go, literally, one of you guys might get a clean shot on me, 1.00

00:53:55.000 but anybody I touch is going to be breathing through the tube tonight.

00:53:57.300 and they're like

00:53:57.840 how many do you think

00:53:58.540 you would have made it through

00:53:59.260 before you died

00:54:00.080 10 dudes

00:54:01.520 no no

00:54:02.240 maybe that group

00:54:03.380 maybe that group

00:54:04.300 the football players

00:54:05.620 no chance

00:54:06.240 death

00:54:06.720 we have so many stories

00:54:07.840 honestly

00:54:08.240 honestly this is story time

00:54:09.620 yeah

00:54:10.000 this podcast is

00:54:11.280 is nothing but stories

00:54:12.460 I'm literally doing my taxes

00:54:13.800 yeah 0.99

00:54:14.100 sit fucking tight 1.00

00:54:16.560 if you don't like it 0.99

00:54:18.000 I'm sorry

00:54:18.340 let me just finish this one

00:54:18.660 really quick

00:54:19.180 we'll jump to that one

00:54:19.800 yeah yeah for sure

00:54:20.100 we're leaving this house

00:54:21.880 and Logan and I

00:54:22.700 almost get into nine fights

00:54:23.720 and every single one of them

00:54:24.820 they back down

00:54:25.440 so we're kind of like

00:54:26.540 high and mighty

00:54:27.020 And we're like, dude, we're full of testosterone right now 0.99

00:54:28.820 We want to fuck somebody up 0.99

00:54:29.660 Logan picks the wrong guy 1.00

00:54:31.460 No, I didn't know

00:54:34.380 We were walking by

00:54:36.180 And some dude from inside the house goes 1.00

00:54:38.160 Logan Paul, you fucking pussy 1.00

00:54:39.720 And I had had it at this point 1.00

00:54:41.260 I was done

00:54:41.880 I've been getting made fun of all day

00:54:43.780 I'm ready to throw some fists 1.00

00:54:45.120 So I, like a dumbass 1.00

00:54:47.440 I walk into their house 1.00

00:54:49.620 In their house

00:54:50.340 On their property

00:54:52.420 I take a step in

00:54:53.620 Were they my neighbors?

00:54:54.800 Yes

00:54:55.060 because we came down

00:54:56.920 from your place

00:54:57.460 and I was like

00:54:58.420 I was like

00:54:59.180 yo which one of you 1.00

00:54:59.920 pussies said that 1.00

00:55:00.860 I was outside 1.00

00:55:02.400 and I saw

00:55:02.940 an eclipse

00:55:03.980 the rock

00:55:04.600 because they were

00:55:05.840 they were watching TV

00:55:06.900 there's 10 of them

00:55:07.820 on a couch

00:55:08.320 dude

00:55:10.180 dude's 6 foot 8

00:55:11.320 stands up

00:55:11.840 and I

00:55:12.140 so I slowly

00:55:13.400 start

00:55:13.860 back in the way

00:55:14.800 he was a lineman

00:55:16.680 on the football team

00:55:17.380 he gets out of the house

00:55:18.100 like this

00:55:18.580 he goes

00:55:20.780 he goes

00:55:21.740 he walks out

00:55:22.780 and me and George

00:55:23.660 are like

00:55:24.300 I made a mistake

00:55:25.180 He comes up to me

00:55:26.800 He goes 1.00

00:55:27.080 Fuck you think 1.00

00:55:28.160 You're doing here man 1.00

00:55:28.800 I was like

00:55:29.360 And this is my opportunity

00:55:31.140 To like 1.00

00:55:31.620 Say some hard shit 1.00

00:55:32.680 Or like 1.00

00:55:33.160 Kind of like

00:55:33.680 Diffuse the situation

00:55:34.780 I was like

00:55:35.260 Diffuse it

00:55:35.780 I go

00:55:36.120 Just walking around

00:55:38.560 Great answer

00:55:42.040 Doing my thing

00:55:42.660 Enjoy the weather

00:55:43.420 And he's like

00:55:43.940 It's raining

00:55:44.420 He gets in my face bro

00:55:45.540 I'm six foot two

00:55:46.300 Not yet

00:55:46.800 Not yet

00:55:47.220 You're missing the one best part

00:55:49.160 You go

00:55:50.980 You go

00:55:51.560 Listen bro 1.00

00:55:52.200 Dying your shit 1.00

00:55:53.660 And I go, oh, we're doing this 1.00

00:55:55.380 So I walk around him, it took me a while, he was huge 0.99

00:55:57.440 I walk around and I give Logan the like, yo, we're gonna fuck this dude up 0.98

00:56:01.360 So I'm face to face with this dude 0.97

00:56:03.560 Looking up, and I'm like, he goes

00:56:05.480 No one likes you here, dude

00:56:06.720 And I go, that's not true

00:56:08.340 George likes me

00:56:09.940 By the way, doing that completely blows my cover of me being behind him

00:56:13.760 So he turns around

00:56:14.740 So he steps to both of us

00:56:16.140 Now at this point, I'm like

00:56:18.840 It's gonna be tough, he's a big guy, we got him

00:56:21.620 Four other football players come out of the house

00:56:23.620 Six to five, six to eight, 300, 350, 400 pounds.

00:56:26.940 And I'm looking at George.

00:56:28.220 I'm like, I think we chose the wrong ones.

00:56:31.460 Do you remember what I whispered to you?

00:56:32.940 I think, yes.

00:56:34.460 You said, yo, if you're down to do this, I'm down.

00:56:38.920 We are going to the hospital today.

00:56:40.300 Yes, exactly.

00:56:41.860 Word for word.

00:56:43.540 My knees are shaking, dude.

00:56:45.040 I was like, yo, the best part is we get out of this. 1.00

00:56:49.500 Because you talk shit while backing away. 1.00

00:56:51.680 And they're like 1.00

00:56:52.940 Yeah keep it fucking moving bro 0.98

00:56:54.320 I was like 0.99

00:56:54.700 Yeah right

00:56:55.140 I'm moving backwards

00:56:56.040 But you're

00:56:56.620 All the way over there

00:56:58.140 We got out 1.00

00:56:59.980 And this girl goes

00:57:01.240 You know those guys

00:57:02.680 That you just picked

00:57:03.440 A fight with

00:57:03.940 Literally beat up a bouncer

00:57:05.500 And they had

00:57:06.880 Oh yeah

00:57:07.620 You told us that

00:57:08.700 They wired his jaw shut

00:57:09.720 Like the week prior

00:57:10.520 We could have died

00:57:12.120 Yeah no good

00:57:13.140 It was a great

00:57:13.840 Man we

00:57:14.800 That's such a classic scenario

00:57:16.420 Though when you get

00:57:17.140 Just far enough away

00:57:18.160 That they can't catch you

00:57:19.020 While your Uber's waiting for you

00:57:20.200 You're like 1.00

00:57:20.360 Yeah fuck you pussy 1.00

00:57:21.340 like yelling 1.00

00:57:22.600 as you get into the car.

00:57:23.900 Drive, drive, drive.

00:57:24.240 Drive, go, go, go, go.

00:57:25.800 That was

00:57:26.260 probably the scariest moment.

00:57:29.260 Do you remember

00:57:29.700 the first

00:57:30.940 love of your life?

00:57:32.900 Oh. 1.00

00:57:34.520 Becoming a porn star? 0.99

00:57:36.380 This could be great clickbait. 0.98

00:57:37.540 He told me about this.

00:57:39.500 So George, man,

00:57:40.800 when I first met him

00:57:41.640 he was talking about this girl.

00:57:42.760 Let's use the name

00:57:43.580 Leave her alone.

00:57:48.860 Let's use the name

00:57:49.940 Rachel.

00:57:50.500 Yo, so I dated this girl in high school

00:57:53.340 Dude, I love her

00:57:54.180 I think about her every day

00:57:55.340 You know, she's blocked me

00:57:56.960 She won't even talk to me anymore

00:57:58.780 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:57:59.140 Her name is Rachel

00:57:59.740 If you're gonna tell it

00:58:00.640 Tell it like

00:58:01.280 She didn't block me, bro

00:58:02.900 But we don't have four hours

00:58:03.860 She just X'd out

00:58:04.560 I will speed through this 0.66

00:58:06.240 If we're gonna tell the story

00:58:07.100 You guys got 20 minutes?

00:58:08.480 Gotcha

00:58:08.740 Just give me 30

00:58:10.080 It just happens to be the nicest day 0.99

00:58:11.500 Of the fucking year, too 0.99

00:58:12.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah 0.99

00:58:13.620 Basically, I was in love with this girl

00:58:15.520 Speeding through it

00:58:16.360 One year, almost

00:58:17.640 We were like making it

00:58:18.600 We were dated for like two years

00:58:19.700 but the one year that we were actually serious

00:58:21.100 and sorry that was pointless

00:58:24.060 I don't know why I said that

00:58:24.680 so we're dating blah blah blah

00:58:26.160 and then one day we were fighting

00:58:27.500 and then one day she like

00:58:28.620 I wake up

00:58:29.280 and she's on FaceTime

00:58:30.400 because we used to fall asleep on FaceTime together

00:58:31.780 we were cute

00:58:32.280 and she's sitting in fully dressed

00:58:34.360 looking at me

00:58:34.800 and I was like

00:58:35.120 you good?

00:58:36.500 she's like

00:58:36.900 I just don't know if I can do this anymore

00:58:38.480 I love you

00:58:39.520 and she hangs up

00:58:40.100 and I was like

00:58:41.100 she's being dramatic

00:58:42.280 I'm gonna shower and call her back

00:58:43.300 call her back

00:58:44.320 and I was like

00:58:46.060 yo listen 1.00

00:58:46.980 we don't need this shit bro 1.00

00:58:48.180 the point is 1.00

00:58:48.660 she fucking X'd you out of her life 0.99

00:58:49.980 and you love her 1.00

00:58:50.660 and you loved her for so long

00:58:52.060 you never shut up about her

00:58:53.440 for two years in a row,

00:58:54.920 three years in a row,

00:58:55.820 one day,

00:58:57.000 one day,

00:58:58.120 George comes over.

00:58:58.780 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:58:59.700 No, no, no, no, no.

00:59:00.180 I'm done with these

00:59:00.780 elongated stories.

00:59:02.520 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:59:03.340 It's quick, it's quick, it's quick.

00:59:04.240 You can't, you can't just butcher this story.

00:59:06.160 I was with this girl.

00:59:07.120 We'll just say Desiree.

00:59:08.480 Looks just like her.

00:59:10.440 That's actually her name.

00:59:11.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:11.820 Shut up, Mark. 1.00

00:59:12.320 I didn't know that. 1.00

00:59:13.560 So we're making out,

00:59:14.740 we're making out

00:59:15.300 and I pull back

00:59:15.860 and I see her face

00:59:16.540 looks just like my ex

00:59:17.340 can't do it

00:59:17.920 go home

00:59:18.380 I'm like

00:59:18.820 I'm sorry

00:59:19.300 my stomach hurts

00:59:19.840 can't do it

00:59:20.260 go home

00:59:20.720 I watch friends

00:59:21.900 makes me feel better

00:59:22.780 and I'm like 0.99

00:59:23.260 oh damn 0.99

00:59:23.600 yo again 1.00

00:59:23.980 this is all just 1.00

00:59:24.520 fluff bullshit 1.00

00:59:25.300 no it's not 1.00

00:59:25.460 no it's this is it

00:59:26.220 no cause he's showing us

00:59:26.820 yeah this is it

00:59:27.640 so I was like

00:59:28.420 I was like

00:59:28.920 oh man this is sad

00:59:29.960 I'll call her up

00:59:30.800 she didn't answer 1.00

00:59:31.400 I was like fuck 1.00

00:59:32.020 I'll just watch porn 1.00

00:59:32.860 so open up my laptop 0.56

00:59:34.980 and look

00:59:35.980 in the most viewed

00:59:37.580 video of the day

00:59:38.440 is my ex girlfriend

00:59:40.740 for 48 minutes

00:59:43.340 in 26 seconds

00:59:45.100 and I watched

00:59:47.800 all of it

00:59:49.320 and cried while crying

00:59:51.720 and then I sent it to my friends

00:59:54.500 just getting

00:59:55.240 plowed by this dude

00:59:57.480 it was one of the ones where

00:59:58.740 she's sitting on the couch

01:00:01.280 she's like my name's I'm 23

01:00:03.040 my boyfriend wouldn't like this if I was here

01:00:05.560 but I need the $500

01:00:09.380 you could tell she was doing drugs now

01:00:13.600 it was really bad

01:00:14.520 I sent it to my friends.

01:00:16.560 They could support me.

01:00:17.500 And your father.

01:00:18.200 Didn't get a text back for 48 minutes.

01:00:20.680 Nah, nah.

01:00:20.980 And 38 seconds.

01:00:21.780 It didn't take that long.

01:00:22.240 It's funny because like six. 0.96

01:00:23.720 You guys all watched it and jerked off to it. 0.53

01:00:26.180 It's funny because the thing that's... 0.97

01:00:27.520 It was great.

01:00:27.840 She's hot.

01:00:28.520 I don't know what to tell you, guys.

01:00:29.980 It was great. 0.77

01:00:30.720 It was a great porno thing. 0.90

01:00:32.560 And I'm sorry it's your ex-girlfriend. 0.79

01:00:33.900 Your honest would have never done that.

01:00:35.060 Would have never done that. 1.00

01:00:36.420 Fuck you guys. 1.00

01:00:37.220 Why would you do this? 1.00

01:00:37.400 I have to say, I met George and like three days later, he was like, hey, bro, I told

01:00:41.760 your story.

01:00:42.900 He told up his phone. 0.73

01:00:44.520 Shows me and I was like, why am I watching porn?

01:00:46.460 It's my ex. 0.60

01:00:48.740 Oh, God.

01:00:49.500 And then we DM'd her from my account, I remember.

01:00:52.300 You know what?

01:00:52.680 I bumped into her like a year ago.

01:00:54.160 Did you say congratulations on the porn?

01:00:55.720 No, I just looked at her straight in the eyes and I was like, why?

01:00:59.460 And?

01:01:00.360 Yeah, she said she got into like drugs and stuff and she needed money.

01:01:03.520 And I was like, I would have paid you double.

01:01:04.680 Do you know how much I get paid? 0.92

01:01:07.000 I asked a porn star.

01:01:08.440 She said it was like $2,500 for a casting call?

01:01:10.900 No, no, no, no, no.

01:01:12.980 two to five hundred dollars

01:01:15.160 for one

01:01:15.700 for a casting call

01:01:16.580 your girl

01:01:18.380 your ex girl

01:01:19.360 that you spent

01:01:20.200 five years of your life

01:01:21.300 loving

01:01:21.620 I'm so sorry

01:01:22.640 I don't want to like

01:01:23.260 do it like

01:01:23.700 put it into perspective

01:01:24.700 but

01:01:25.020 left you for five hundred dollars 1.00

01:01:27.140 to get fucked on camera 1.00

01:01:29.160 guy 0.99

01:01:29.380 I know

01:01:29.920 I know

01:01:30.240 I know it sounds bad

01:01:31.300 George

01:01:31.500 but there's hope

01:01:32.100 right

01:01:32.480 you're seeing

01:01:33.180 a bunch of great girls

01:01:34.760 now huh

01:01:35.580 he goes

01:01:36.180 my friend

01:01:37.060 screenshotted her

01:01:38.360 views

01:01:38.680 he's a screenshot of mine

01:01:39.480 he goes

01:01:39.760 dude she's beating you

01:01:40.740 oh is she big now

01:01:42.840 Because once you make it

01:01:45.440 Riley's making $150,000

01:01:48.000 a month right now

01:01:49.060 Off her premium Snapchat

01:01:50.520 $150,000 a month

01:01:52.220 It's funny

01:01:54.320 The thing that broke you up

01:01:57.340 with that girl is my pre-rec for hanging out

01:01:59.400 with girls in LA

01:02:00.020 You done a porno? 0.94

01:02:03.240 Yeah, alright, come on over 0.98

01:02:04.440 Awesome

01:02:06.120 This is going to be amazing

01:02:07.860 Oh man

01:02:11.080 Man I don't even know where to like

01:02:13.780 Malibu if possible

01:02:16.120 We have so many so many stories

01:02:17.980 I don't even know where to scratch the surface

01:02:19.360 With everything

01:02:20.400 Do you have stuff that you have listed out?

01:02:23.620 Just a lot of the stuff

01:02:24.740 It's either I'm afraid we're not going to tell it right

01:02:26.700 Or it's like unsafe for you too

01:02:29.280 Okay go through that

01:02:30.020 Will this video get flagged?

01:02:32.020 By the way I feel like we're a boy band that just got back together

01:02:34.340 Yeah

01:02:34.840 Yeah but you just moved

01:02:37.240 You got a new house, dog

01:02:38.840 Yeah

01:02:39.180 And Mark's gonna move too

01:02:40.480 Yeah

01:02:40.900 The gang's gonna be split up again, dude

01:02:42.640 And Johannes got that girlfriend

01:02:44.080 And he just moved

01:02:44.960 Two, he's got two new houses

01:02:46.180 And the ones in Austria

01:02:47.380 I feel, to be honest

01:02:48.740 I feel like we're coming together more

01:02:50.360 I think

01:02:51.220 We're all, like, single

01:02:52.760 But Johannes is, like, married

01:02:53.940 So it kinda counts

01:02:54.760 Like, he's not, like

01:02:55.640 You know what he told me?

01:02:57.220 You know what he told me

01:02:58.300 Before y'all got here

01:02:59.520 I go, how often you drinking, bro?

01:03:02.620 He's like, not that often

01:03:03.440 He goes, you know what we do now?

01:03:05.240 we put wine in the glass

01:03:07.420 we just swizzle

01:03:09.200 swizzle it all around

01:03:10.140 sip it and spit it out

01:03:10.740 and we just sip it

01:03:11.400 with our friends

01:03:11.960 on a Wednesday

01:03:12.440 we lost them

01:03:12.760 I go oh my god

01:03:14.380 we're gonna be expecting

01:03:14.660 a little vegan kid

01:03:15.660 I used to drink red wine

01:03:16.780 I go oh my god

01:03:17.620 you're really doing it

01:03:18.660 like you've crossed

01:03:19.540 you've crossed the line

01:03:20.860 you're in adult mode

01:03:21.660 fully 1.00

01:03:22.080 shit 1.00

01:03:22.800 our girlfriend 1.00

01:03:24.340 he goes like this

01:03:25.300 he motions like this bro 1.00

01:03:26.340 my fucking mom 1.00

01:03:27.420 does that bro 1.00

01:03:27.960 okay

01:03:28.720 and she goes 0.66

01:03:29.280 Pamela

01:03:30.200 they're at home like this

01:03:31.600 and when we had

01:03:32.340 girlfriends like

01:03:32.800 why did you like her picture

01:03:33.600 why did you like her picture

01:03:35.040 did you need to like her picture

01:03:36.340 we're like

01:03:36.880 we're on this level now

01:03:38.280 are you in

01:03:39.600 are you

01:03:40.000 what

01:03:40.280 what phase of your life

01:03:41.940 are you in right now

01:03:42.860 I'm in just work mode

01:03:44.700 yeah

01:03:45.280 yeah I'm in work mode

01:03:46.100 scared of love

01:03:46.820 cause you know

01:03:47.680 the girl that I dated 0.83

01:03:48.500 was a con artist bro 0.96

01:03:49.500 like I didn't know 0.75

01:03:50.000 who she was

01:03:50.420 until after like dating

01:03:51.600 hey welcome to LA

01:03:52.360 by the way guy

01:03:52.960 the weather's nice

01:03:54.440 and the girls are 0.99

01:03:55.400 slutty 0.99

01:03:56.100 yeah speaking of which 0.64

01:03:57.840 I had one that

01:03:58.920 I was seeing

01:03:59.420 a couple weeks ago

01:04:00.540 or like the past couple weeks

01:04:01.780 took her for a couple's massage

01:04:03.220 like got to the point

01:04:04.120 and by the way

01:04:04.760 It was like the second time I ever hung out with her 0.99

01:04:05.980 I was like fuck it 1.00

01:04:06.620 We'll do a couple's massage 1.00

01:04:07.400 That is the weirdest thing

01:04:08.540 That is the weirdest

01:04:09.760 The second time you hang out with her

01:04:11.320 You're gonna get a group massage

01:04:12.040 By the way 0.91

01:04:12.680 Well I'd already smacked 0.50

01:04:13.560 I'd already hooked up with her

01:04:14.800 And by the way

01:04:15.540 We're in the couple's massage room

01:04:16.580 I tried to 0.99

01:04:16.980 Have you guys ever fucked in the massage room before? 0.99

01:04:19.520 I've been to one massage ever 0.99

01:04:21.500 With the therapist around?

01:04:22.400 No no no

01:04:22.740 She left

01:04:23.160 It was over

01:04:23.800 By the way you're naked

01:04:25.120 You're in a room that's covered in white linens

01:04:27.440 There's soft music playing

01:04:29.000 It's dark

01:04:29.480 There's candles burning

01:04:30.380 There's oils

01:04:30.800 There's essential oils

01:04:32.260 Like why not right?

01:04:34.300 Maybe because I don't want to get arrested. 0.59

01:04:36.520 Where'd a spot you've had sex? 0.79

01:04:39.560 Back of a movie theater. 0.98

01:04:41.360 That's incredible.

01:04:42.140 I know who that was with, by the way.

01:04:43.560 Yeah, let's not say anything.

01:04:45.220 That is incredible.

01:04:48.040 Dude, any secret you ever had with Logan

01:04:49.660 that he said was between just you and him? 0.99

01:04:51.640 Are you fucking kidding me, bro? 0.99

01:04:53.060 I know everything. 0.99

01:04:53.920 You know as well as I do that's not true.

01:04:55.760 How did you do that?

01:04:57.060 Was there anyone in the movies?

01:04:58.520 Can I be honest with you?

01:04:59.420 No.

01:04:59.780 I said it as a joke.

01:05:01.420 We were sitting there, and it was our first date.

01:05:03.420 Like I was like

01:05:04.280 Just joking around

01:05:04.900 And she's very beautiful

01:05:05.640 And she's from

01:05:06.340 The state that I grew up in

01:05:07.620 So I like knew of her

01:05:08.540 And we're sitting down

01:05:09.720 I turn around

01:05:10.380 I was like

01:05:10.720 I was like yo

01:05:12.100 There's a door over there

01:05:13.400 That people come in there

01:05:14.180 There's nobody in there

01:05:14.880 And she's like okay

01:05:15.440 And I was like 0.99

01:05:16.120 Not a fucking bet 0.99

01:05:17.140 Let's roll 0.99

01:05:17.500 And the best part is

01:05:19.040 There was like a glass there

01:05:20.420 So while it was happening

01:05:21.520 I was enjoying the movie

01:05:22.640 Like it was

01:05:23.080 Oh my god

01:05:23.680 It was a great time

01:05:24.320 Incredible

01:05:24.780 What about you

01:05:25.340 Johannes 1.00

01:05:25.780 Weirdest place

01:05:26.560 My bad

01:05:28.140 Also you don't

01:05:28.640 Also you don't have to answer

01:05:29.720 I understand you're a little bit

01:05:31.240 More mature than all of us

01:05:32.280 Donor

01:05:32.760 What does maturity have to do with it

01:05:37.100 No no bro

01:05:38.140 He's got like a relationship

01:05:39.740 Man I'm so sorry for dragging him

01:05:42.460 He's all impulsive so I'm single now

01:05:44.420 I drink wine by myself

01:05:46.780 I'll set a level on this that's above

01:05:49.300 I was driving around one day

01:05:50.980 So crazy I purposely didn't ask you

01:05:53.040 I was driving around 0.99

01:05:53.840 I'm gonna answer this is my damn podcast 0.99

01:05:55.520 I was driving around one day in broad daylight 0.99

01:05:58.660 Things got hot and heavy in the car

01:06:01.060 Pulled over on the side of the road

01:06:02.420 in a residential neighborhood.

01:06:03.740 Ho to the car.

01:06:04.320 My buddy's done it while driving.

01:06:05.480 Ho to the car.

01:06:06.360 4 p.m. 1.00

01:06:06.980 Ho to the fucking car 1.00

01:06:07.780 in front of a family's house, bro. 1.00

01:06:11.100 Straight up, dude.

01:06:11.560 And that's why you're not allowed

01:06:12.660 within 100 feet of a school.

01:06:13.620 School's open.

01:06:16.380 Front of a Chrysler Crossfire, dude.

01:06:18.580 He knows exactly.

01:06:20.100 License plane.

01:06:21.380 I could.

01:06:21.800 I could tell you all of it.

01:06:22.780 My stories are all...

01:06:23.680 Bro, my stories are insane.

01:06:25.420 I don't even get to tell

01:06:26.120 half of them, bro.

01:06:27.020 I thought the vlogs

01:06:28.040 were like a look into our life,

01:06:29.260 but the podcast

01:06:29.980 is turned into be like,

01:06:32.100 A look into our life

01:06:33.780 Like unfiltered

01:06:34.720 That's why he said

01:06:35.640 I purposely didn't ask you

01:06:37.120 He knows he can't open me up

01:06:38.360 He can never air anything

01:06:39.780 I said 1.00

01:06:40.100 Because my shit is fucking like 1.00

01:06:41.580 Gone bro 1.00

01:06:43.040 Gone 0.90

01:06:43.800 Yo

01:06:44.300 A residential neighborhood

01:06:45.760 At 4pm

01:06:46.800 On the hood of a car

01:06:48.420 On the car dude

01:06:49.160 Three different positions

01:06:50.300 Everything bro

01:06:51.320 Full on

01:06:52.500 Three different positions

01:06:54.120 What about your formula

01:06:54.660 And that's everything

01:06:55.700 Seems like he needs the formula

01:06:57.620 I'll be honest with you

01:06:59.820 If you gave me a fifth position

01:07:00.900 I wouldn't have made it

01:07:01.560 I was in the hood of a car in Brockton. 0.98

01:07:03.580 I'm trying to get the fuck out of there.

01:07:05.080 I remember. 0.80

01:07:05.700 Where was your cruise?

01:07:06.340 A bathroom at a restaurant, July 4th.

01:07:09.260 Oh, I was there.

01:07:10.100 That's dope.

01:07:10.820 Not in the bathroom, but I saw them go in and go out.

01:07:13.520 It was the best day of my life.

01:07:14.460 It was awesome.

01:07:15.240 That's dope.

01:07:16.040 And it was four o'clock at daytime.

01:07:17.980 It was in Venice.

01:07:18.720 Yeah, it was middle of the day.

01:07:19.600 Really?

01:07:20.020 Do I know the girl?

01:07:21.720 I mean, we all know the girl.

01:07:23.920 Oh, nice, nice.

01:07:26.000 Okay, I see what's happening here.

01:07:28.480 Out of curiosity, what restaurant?

01:07:30.320 I don't remember.

01:07:30.800 They were stumbling out of the bars

01:07:32.960 They were smacked

01:07:36.260 I'm smacked

01:07:38.100 But the grossest thing that I

01:07:40.380 Like someone I know

01:07:42.400 Hooked up with his girl at a concert 1.00

01:07:44.400 At Blossom in a fucking port-a-potty 1.00

01:07:46.940 Yo 1.00

01:07:47.880 I only have respect for that man

01:07:50.240 And woman

01:07:51.060 Is that your story?

01:07:53.000 I've told him before

01:07:54.060 That happened to me at Ultra 0.99

01:07:55.340 You fucked in a port-a-potty? 0.99

01:07:57.180 I don't even want to say 1.00

01:07:59.100 A winner of a Miss 0.66

01:08:00.460 something state i'm not gonna say what state it is i can't even take a piss in there in a port-a-potty

01:08:05.320 at the one hotel while martin garrix was on stage it was i love the details it was everything 0.69

01:08:11.080 disgusting it was how do you do that the odor guys bro the sweat i'm not i'm not talking about

01:08:16.560 this what's yours i got a lot uh dude a lot of it'll look great on our parts or we're never

01:08:24.460 gonna have a date in la ever again oh no i mean i don't know if i met no with all because the

01:08:30.120 I think this podcast shows that we have a good time. 0.98

01:08:33.820 Not only have a good time, but it's like, I'm not still doing this shit. 1.00

01:08:36.560 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:08:37.860 Zoom in on his face real quick.

01:08:39.200 Only on days that end in Y.

01:08:41.460 Today, tomorrow, R-Y.

01:08:44.260 Tamari.

01:08:44.840 Thursday, Friday.

01:08:45.820 Tamari.

01:08:46.480 Every day.

01:08:49.840 You guys like fast food?

01:08:52.320 His favorite face is Chick-fil-A.

01:08:53.820 Top burger place.

01:08:55.280 Chick-fil-A?

01:08:56.120 Wendy's.

01:08:56.740 No, no, no, no.

01:08:57.480 You did it at Chick-fil-A?

01:08:58.860 No, I don't know.

01:08:59.900 I can't tell if he's skirting around the question.

01:09:01.520 Oh, sorry.

01:09:02.260 No, like a cool spot.

01:09:04.040 I did the first class lounge once.

01:09:06.700 Oh, that's cool.

01:09:07.480 That was cool.

01:09:08.660 Not many people will be able to ever go in the first class lounge.

01:09:11.000 Bathroom of a bar.

01:09:14.960 First world.

01:09:16.780 Bathroom of a bar, which is cool.

01:09:20.400 What made it cooler, again, it was circumstantial.

01:09:22.600 It was one of the clients who hired me to do a job for them.

01:09:26.400 I remember this story. 1.00

01:09:27.500 So you're a prostitute. 1.00

01:09:28.220 oh my god 1.00

01:09:30.220 you know what's funny

01:09:32.100 I was paid

01:09:32.980 that was my Hawaii trip

01:09:34.460 I'm classified

01:09:35.320 oh

01:09:35.720 yep

01:09:38.080 I've never had

01:09:38.780 what happened

01:09:39.800 what happened

01:09:40.440 when you're getting paid

01:09:41.460 and you get laid man

01:09:42.440 separates us from the winners

01:09:44.680 what

01:09:46.480 but going back to your question

01:09:48.300 when

01:09:48.520 so but yo

01:09:49.780 what if it was only

01:09:50.620 the moderate speed

01:09:51.820 burger places

01:09:52.840 cause this is a hot

01:09:53.480 this is a hot topic

01:09:54.680 five guys

01:09:55.560 Shake Shack

01:09:56.500 In-N-Out

01:09:57.580 Whataburger

01:09:58.520 Wait what are you talking about

01:09:59.360 I've never had Whataburger

01:10:00.360 Are we talking about food right now

01:10:01.280 I don't know bro

01:10:01.760 He just skirted around

01:10:03.220 I just wanted to go to

01:10:04.080 Like a relatable topic

01:10:05.360 For a second

01:10:05.780 For the viewers

01:10:06.460 What was your top place

01:10:07.720 No don't even answer that

01:10:08.940 Don't even answer that

01:10:09.500 Don't even answer that

01:10:10.260 What you've never fought

01:10:11.840 The OU football team

01:10:12.980 Before man 0.92

01:10:13.620 Over a girl 0.96

01:10:14.260 You've never done that 0.90

01:10:15.640 Never done that

01:10:16.800 Come on man

01:10:17.340 Yo yo

01:10:18.880 Let's go to the audio only

01:10:20.080 We've been talking

01:10:21.520 A lot of nonsense

01:10:22.840 It's time to

01:10:23.960 It's time to even talk more

01:10:24.980 On the audio only

01:10:25.920 Oh you do extended 0.99

01:10:26.780 Yeah, we fucking do, bro. 0.99

01:10:28.140 Draw those audio listens. 0.99

01:10:29.560 Draw those downloads.

01:10:30.900 No, no, no.

01:10:31.380 So how do you close it out on the video?

01:10:32.720 We're on audio now.

01:10:34.060 We're not on audio now.

01:10:35.020 Closing out right now.

01:10:35.860 Oh, okay.

01:10:36.280 Hey, you can find George Janko on social media at?

01:10:38.960 At George Janko.

01:10:40.220 Johannes.

01:10:40.760 Ooh, that's going to be hard.

01:10:41.620 Johannes Bottle.

01:10:42.680 Good luck.

01:10:43.540 And Mark.

01:10:44.020 Mark Doner.

01:10:45.140 Thank you guys for watching this degenerate episode of Impulsive.

01:10:51.000 Episode number 50, by the way.

01:10:52.580 We got some good guests this week.

01:10:54.480 Thank you, my friends.

01:10:55.340 Sorry to all of our mothers

01:10:58.200 Hopefully you can take these stories

01:11:00.480 And not live like we did 1.00

01:11:02.520 No fuck that 1.00

01:11:03.840 Hit that subscribe button 1.00

01:11:05.700 We love you guys

01:11:07.620 Leave your feedback below

01:11:09.240 And we'll see you on the next podcast

01:11:11.580 Take it easy fam

01:11:12.880 I don't like anything about

01:11:17.740 Any of this

01:11:18.720 The podcast?

01:11:20.020 You want to know who does like it?

01:11:22.520 All the people that watch the podcast 0.99

01:11:23.600 because they come up to me every fucking day 0.97

01:11:25.660 and they're like, yo, when you guys go filters off, 0.99

01:11:27.780 we fucking love it. 0.87

01:11:28.940 Is this part filters off? 0.99

01:11:30.200 No.

01:11:30.480 Do you edit that? 0.98

01:11:31.800 Like, will you take shit out? 0.99

01:11:32.700 Yeah, of course. 0.99

01:11:33.460 I'll take that.

01:11:34.300 I'll take out like there was.

01:11:35.620 Yeah, I'll do that long story that we just butchered.

01:11:38.000 Yeah, you take that out.

01:11:39.280 That was such a good story, though.

01:11:40.480 No, not the way we told it.

01:11:41.660 No, I know that story.

01:11:42.800 I wasn't part of it.

01:11:43.980 So for me, it was like, yeah.

01:11:45.180 He has respect for those good stories,

01:11:48.720 which I can understand.

01:11:49.640 And if they're not told the right way,

01:11:51.040 it like hurts him.

01:11:52.560 Yeah, it pains me.

01:11:53.600 that's a that's that's one are we other way are we continuing for just for like yeah just yeah

01:11:59.360 all this is gonna be in there i don't know 10 minutes or so yeah i don't know we could talk 0.91

01:12:03.600 about whatever dude really whatever yeah answer the fucking question i just want to know dude 0.92

01:12:08.960 what question you're saying not like a medium sit down ten dollar burger place 0.97

01:12:14.400 oh i mean i like swenson's back in ohio but no one knows about that

01:12:18.740 I think Five Guys is top five.

01:12:22.620 Yeah.

01:12:23.040 Because of the burgers or the fries.

01:12:23.920 Didn't you used to work at Five Guys?

01:12:25.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:26.120 And Benihana.

01:12:26.760 I was really good.

01:12:27.280 And I was a chef at Benihana.

01:12:28.140 You're kind of good at everything, huh?

01:12:29.800 You're kind of good at everything.

01:12:30.960 I try to be mean.

01:12:31.620 Can I ask you something?

01:12:32.140 I played basketball with you yesterday.

01:12:33.880 Yeah.

01:12:34.660 That was a bad day for me.

01:12:35.620 You seemed like you were taking it real serious.

01:12:37.600 I don't like when I play bad.

01:12:39.380 But who cares?

01:12:40.900 It's just the pride thing, dude. 1.00

01:12:42.940 Yo, it's a fucking pickup game of basketball, guy. 0.99

01:12:45.140 You know, I met Lady Gaga's... 0.99

01:12:47.140 You mean Stephanie?

01:12:48.460 Yeah, I met Lady Gaga, but I don't know if I met Lady Gaga's management at the time

01:12:52.660 when she was starting, and she performed at a radio place with only one viewer and like

01:12:58.280 maybe 10 people listening, and when she walked out, she started sobbing, and they're like,

01:13:01.640 what's wrong with you?

01:13:02.060 She's like, that performance was so bad, and she goes, only 10 people listened.

01:13:05.980 She goes, why does it matter?

01:13:08.300 She's like, if my performance is bad, that's my performance is bad.

01:13:10.660 You know what's crazy about that?

01:13:12.340 Lady Gaga is a professional pop star.

01:13:14.820 I don't think you're a professional basketball player, guys. 1.00

01:13:16.940 It's a pickup game of fucking basketball. 0.99

01:13:18.820 I think you're missing the topic. 0.99

01:13:21.120 My song just released on all platforms.

01:13:23.940 Don't want to leave.

01:13:24.800 Oh, I forgot to plug it, bro.

01:13:26.420 I'm so sorry.

01:13:27.000 He also plugged it a couple times. 0.99

01:13:30.320 I want to talk about some juicy shit. 0.99

01:13:33.500 We got a lot of juicy shit out of it. 1.00

01:13:34.800 There's a ton of cultural shit going on. 1.00

01:13:36.260 I heard a certain female yesterday is at... 0.99

01:13:38.500 I'm just kidding.

01:13:41.060 Current events.

01:13:42.000 Okay, I got one.

01:13:43.420 I love how this whole podcast...

01:13:44.620 Johannes couldn't say a word.

01:13:46.940 He wasn't a part of it, or he can't be a part of it.

01:13:52.280 Yo, would you consider that one girl right now that you guys are both hanging out with?

01:13:57.780 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:13:59.980 You wouldn't consider her?

01:14:01.960 No, no, no, no.

01:14:02.380 I don't want to talk about it.

01:14:02.980 I don't want to talk about it either.

01:14:04.180 I'm just saying, would you consider her?

01:14:05.600 Consider dating her? 0.53

01:14:06.560 No, just consider her as a girl.

01:14:09.300 Yeah, I would too.

01:14:11.720 Here's the thing.

01:14:12.240 There's a lot of girls that I hang out with that I just know the placement.

01:14:15.940 You know what I mean?

01:14:16.400 like i know like oh this is my friend or this is a girl that i have emotions with and i share a

01:14:21.140 little bit more than i do other females and there's like another girl like there's a girl

01:14:24.060 that i'm kind of talking to right now i'm terrified of because i know that if i talk too much with

01:14:27.580 her i'll fall in love with her you get what i'm saying like each girl has different levels with

01:14:30.560 you and i think you're hopeless romantic yes but me and you are the same bro when a girl's

01:14:34.900 mentally stimulating me and you you like you're more focused on it but i've never seen him i feel

01:14:40.360 like you transform so much with your like first ever serious relationship in what way just like

01:14:46.380 maturity wise and like giving compassion for like another person you know i'm saying jessica

01:14:53.000 versus like yeah yeah you're much different you're a lot more open and passionate it didn't seem like

01:14:59.140 the jessica one you like really cared and i remember you saying like that your acting teacher 0.99

01:15:04.080 was like you need to feel love to be able to act so you're like fuck i gotta fall in love 0.94

01:15:09.080 so i feel like that your first relationship should we talk about how we 0.98

01:15:17.640 ended that relationship or is that too juice oh that's we should that's detective just because

01:15:23.600 people know like i don't want i don't want to throw under the bus like she's living a life

01:15:27.200 i think she's engaged also also is there a way we could turn this thing back on for the video and

01:15:32.020 and replace that long story with the story where we caught one of your girlfriends no that's what

01:15:37.660 we were just talking about that's what i'm saying no bro because people know you know i went out for

01:15:41.260 a movie and i was gonna have to make out with her really yeah you should have done it should

01:15:45.560 have we were in the audition room together and she had to be not on camera for fun oh okay

01:15:50.060 he called me he called me beforehand and i said i was there you have my blessing yeah you said

01:15:55.280 you're like yeah yeah for sure it hung up the phone you're like that's bro really upset yeah

01:15:59.340 it was kind of are you still a butthurt about that no no no that was a long time we don't get 0.97

01:16:03.680 i'm so numb to shit now dude i'm so it's so bad it's it's what triggers you it's now yeah uh 1.00

01:16:10.800 i know you never really had patience for stupidity or stuff like that like that you're 0.99

01:16:17.680 just like not no now it's like logan set timers for shit no yeah it's it's i i don't have patience 0.99

01:16:24.260 for it is an understatement i don't even allow myself to get impatient yeah the moment i'm like 0.94

01:16:29.460 okay i don't think i should be here i'm over it i leave i'm done yeah the conversation is over i

01:16:34.260 don't want to do like there's no point in even trying to sit through it unless it's in like a

01:16:39.900 relationship where you have to like give a piece of you because you love this person what do you

01:16:44.620 hate about a relationship what do you like about a relationship um i think the proper relationship

01:16:49.680 just like any of us like i'll like when i say relationship hear the word for what it means

01:16:56.740 the definition of it any proper relationship i think both people have a mutual it's symbiotic

01:17:04.920 both of you are are are gaining something from each other benefiting in some way shape or form

01:17:12.440 you're making each other wiser more empathetic kinder funnier whatever it is mike's maybe 12 0.98

01:17:17.060 times funnier like value like you add value i mean me anyways i'm i'm i'm a value-based fucking 0.68

01:17:23.400 dude i always want to do better be better do the best i can right so every relationship that i've 0.72

01:17:28.840 had and that works especially with a chick bro she's we gotta make each other better it's gotta

01:17:33.460 be a uh what's your weakness in a relationship my weakness uh can you acknowledge like after

01:17:40.460 your relationships can you acknowledge yourself what you could have done better yeah absolutely

01:17:44.660 the issue is not during i i know what i could do better the issue is i just simply don't have

01:17:50.140 interest because bro getting a girlfriend is the last on my list of things to do right now like it

01:17:56.940 it is the bottom of the priorities i have other things to do and so like i don't want to say i

01:18:02.800 got suckered into a relationship because i did it but like fell in love with a girl bro love's tricky 0.97

01:18:07.620 you're in love you're fucked that's the last thing i want to do but i was in love so okay 1.00

01:18:12.640 any of you guys cheat absolutely oh fuck no no i couldn't never you know what i realized i think 1.00

01:18:17.840 that's why we we stayed really good friends because i think our core values are are like at 0.99

01:18:22.600 the same you know i mean like we're just loyal i fucking hate cheaters our words mean a lot 0.79

01:18:27.400 a lot so like forget cheating in general i can't lie i can joke around a question though 0.92

01:18:35.780 if you are dating a girl for let's say like let's say uh six months

01:18:41.760 uh and you break up it's over it's it's done and you hook up with a chick that night yeah is that

01:18:50.540 cheating it's not cheating you're just weak it's yeah we've had that conversation because that was

01:18:55.020 something i did it's not cheating you're just weak i broke up a lot of women probably most

01:19:01.020 would say that's cheating i broke up with my girlfriend of like three years and then that

01:19:05.220 night went and and hooked up with my ex that i was with before and and to your point it's funny

01:19:11.540 because i have that same value i cannot fucking lie so you told the girl immediately within and

01:19:17.160 and by the way like this is something we go back and forth on is it right to tell or not tell like 0.72

01:19:21.460 hurt the feelings i could not have lived with myself had i not told her and it's so funny

01:19:27.140 because yo there's another show another podcast that is is doing really well right now with the

01:19:31.360 two girls from barstool and like some of their episodes are literally about how to cheat and 0.95

01:19:35.700 not get caught and like i look at these people and i'm like yo like fuck bro like i could never 0.85

01:19:40.640 do that bro it's so sick like that's the one thing like i think like people are open to doing things 0.97

01:19:46.300 like that are slightly you know uh frowned upon in business or white lies whatever but like

01:19:53.140 to me i've had this conversation with logan a lot of times when it comes to love and like the 0.99

01:19:58.180 labors of love fucking with someone's heart is like the worst fucking thing you can do bro 0.96

01:20:02.540 it just really is bro it's the easiest way to just make someone feel like their whole world 0.99

01:20:08.120 has imploded bro i think the problem is like people who cheat probably don't have the self

01:20:13.320 confidence so they want to prove themselves that they're better or they can do better or whatever

01:20:18.340 it's just for themselves it's not even they don't even think about their partner first of all they're

01:20:22.400 not in love and then they have a an issue where it's like i'm not good enough i want to need to

01:20:26.820 prove to myself i can do this and then they do it and hope they feel better but then they don't so

01:20:31.580 it's addicting and then they start again and do it over and over and over again but that also

01:20:36.440 implies everything says that you know you don't love your partner because you would never ever do

01:20:41.320 that you know like i i would yeah it's not even a thought not even once like if you're in love and

01:20:47.800 like george knows like i remember when i when i first um laid eyes on amanda i didn't even know

01:20:53.400 her i was like oh she's gorgeous i want to talk to her and he was like bro you got no chance

01:20:57.800 Would you ever

01:21:00.360 Be a homewrecker

01:21:02.800 So

01:21:03.540 Another huge conversation

01:21:05.680 And like

01:21:07.280 I hate

01:21:10.540 I actually don't do it

01:21:12.220 I prefer not to do it

01:21:14.060 I'm sure bro

01:21:16.020 I've done it

01:21:17.240 When you move into the

01:21:19.040 It was right after the whole porn thing 1.00

01:21:22.080 I hated all girls 1.00

01:21:22.760 But then I realized 1.00

01:21:25.700 This is fucked 0.99

01:21:27.200 this is really bad and then i readjusted myself what about the idea that you may be saving their 1.00

01:21:34.000 partner like further pain if you just like dig that sword in and fucking like break him up like 0.99

01:21:39.600 if that girl's just thinking out of your dick no no that's i'm not saying that's my view on it but 1.00

01:21:43.280 i'm just saying like what about why would it why would it why should they be together if she's 0.99

01:21:49.660 willing to cheat on him they should have that's not our business yeah that's like saying why is

01:21:55.540 that guy robbing that one guy. If you're going to homewreck,

01:21:57.580 it becomes your business in a way. Well, don't homewreck.

01:22:00.860 That's the morally

01:22:01.700 correct thing to do. If you're going to do it, you're just

01:22:03.640 as equally bad as both the

01:22:05.600 partners. So like... Why when

01:22:07.360 a guy catches his girl cheating

01:22:09.480 with a guy, does he beat up the guy?

01:22:11.840 I wouldn't. Well, because

01:22:13.140 you're not going to beat up the girl.

01:22:15.440 You're not going to beat up the girl. But it was the girl's choice.

01:22:17.400 She cheated on you. 100%. But

01:22:19.280 in the moment, you're not going to beat up the girl.

01:22:21.640 No, I'm not saying you beat up the girl.

01:22:23.640 But why do you

01:22:24.300 why do you go after the yeah why do you take it out that guy was just in your girl like that yeah

01:22:29.100 but it was your i think it's just like a passion okay like you see it no you just and it just 0.96

01:22:33.440 drives you no it's it's yo yo yo yo yo this is crazy mode it's kind of fucked if that if that 0.58

01:22:38.760 scenario happens and the the or whoever kills someone it's called it's what's called a crime 0.98

01:22:48.420 of passion and bro if you murder someone in that scenario and it's like legit two years in jail

01:22:57.140 out stop no no no it's not two years it's called it's third degree murder though wait crime of

01:23:03.160 passion but it's still third degree i'm gonna look this up it's probably like 25 so so murderers

01:23:08.120 could get away with it if they kill somebody just put their body of their ex-girlfriend i saw them

01:23:11.860 sleeping together i just they're like in walmart i don't know it's weird i just walked in i was

01:23:17.020 trying to ask him

01:23:17.720 where the toilet paper was.

01:23:18.780 They're doing an overnight challenge.

01:23:19.960 And believe it or not, 0.96

01:23:21.420 they were fucking right here 0.98

01:23:22.440 in aisle nine. 1.00

01:23:24.740 So I shot him and her. 0.99

01:23:27.480 Immediately. 0.99

01:23:28.340 I'll see you guys in two years.

01:23:30.100 Immediately. 1.00

01:23:31.860 Just drags it like a woman. 1.00

01:23:33.880 Just like, 1.00

01:23:34.100 could you lay down right here?

01:23:35.140 Hey, will you be my girlfriend?

01:23:36.080 Yeah.

01:23:37.540 My girlfriend.

01:23:38.460 I don't know.

01:23:38.780 I don't know if I can find this, guys.

01:23:42.900 How does this seem right, though?

01:23:44.060 How many years you get

01:23:44.780 for a crime of passion?

01:23:46.020 I heard it was two, bro.

01:23:47.020 you might be right

01:23:48.400 25 to life

01:23:50.760 there's one guy who did it

01:23:53.820 25 to 11

01:23:55.480 reduced to 11

01:23:57.100 I don't know

01:23:58.060 by the way don't kill people

01:24:01.320 if possible still

01:24:02.560 I try to think of it

01:24:05.860 like this way

01:24:07.660 you got nothing to win from it

01:24:09.940 you already lost the girl

01:24:11.200 just grab your stuff and leave

01:24:13.120 why do people get back together after someone cheats

01:24:16.020 I'll tell you why

01:24:18.100 They're weak

01:24:18.940 Nope

01:24:19.320 Love is

01:24:20.840 The most powerful force

01:24:22.720 On this planet

01:24:23.940 It's like a drug

01:24:24.600 It is

01:24:25.260 But why would you love someone 1.00

01:24:26.160 That fucking shit 1.00

01:24:26.840 No no no 1.00

01:24:27.580 Logically yes

01:24:29.280 Why would you love someone

01:24:30.460 That cheats on you

01:24:31.140 It's not how the brain works

01:24:32.460 Melv 1.00

01:24:33.260 Whatever your fucking name is 1.00

01:24:34.720 I like that name 1.00

01:24:36.520 I'm gonna name my kid Melv

01:24:37.420 By the way

01:24:38.400 The girl that got cheated on

01:24:40.100 That goes back to the guy

01:24:41.540 I've started to believe

01:24:43.320 Based on something

01:24:44.120 That happened in my past

01:24:45.060 is plotting her own revenge yeah yeah she's she's she's staying with you because she is 0.97

01:24:49.920 gonna make that dagger hurt so much fucking worse than the one you put in her bro because by the 0.95

01:24:55.820 way mine did it to me that girl that i hooked up with another girl that night she took me back after 0.99

01:25:01.160 i told her she gave me six months of like i don't trust you i don't trust you like this is wrong

01:25:06.780 well that whole time she was building building building her dagger up and then six months later 0.95

01:25:13.420 i saw on her facebook wall a post from another dude that she was fucking on facebook she did 0.98

01:25:20.540 you like that also and then she and then she took him to my fucking bar bro in connecticut she showed 0.97

01:25:25.260 up to the place i always go to with him and was like can you get me in and i thought it was just 0.97

01:25:29.760 her we got in a fight now i'm girl-less soulless freedom-less toothless toothless and and guess

01:25:42.780 what based on that bro i never ever wanted to even technically cheat again because one thing 0.96

01:25:49.360 that i know exists in this world karma motherfucking karma i don't believe in karma 0.75

01:25:55.340 could you guys i don't either could you could you could you guys agree with this 0.97

01:25:58.420 women and men cheat differently men cheat in the moment women plan it yes you're no no i know a lot

01:26:05.820 of women that get drunk and make a mistake because some dude yeah but it's some dude it's some dude

01:26:10.480 that they already were looking at.

01:26:12.160 Some dude, they were already like,

01:26:14.580 that there Logan Paul is so cute.

01:26:16.300 He's got so many views.

01:26:17.540 It's also tough why it's a bit sticky 1.00

01:26:19.480 because I hate talking about girls

01:26:24.500 and what they think when we're just five dudes.

01:26:27.500 We don't know anything about girls.

01:26:29.240 That is a very 2019 view on things.

01:26:32.800 I surely believe that men can talk about women.

01:26:36.320 Yeah, for sure.

01:26:37.320 but isn't it scary

01:26:39.240 how we can't talk

01:26:40.220 nowadays

01:26:40.580 no we can talk

01:26:41.300 we're doing it now

01:26:41.920 no like for real

01:26:43.240 like the other day

01:26:44.160 some kid ran up to me

01:26:45.060 and he asked me

01:26:45.920 yo what do you think

01:26:46.720 thoughts on this

01:26:47.440 he put a mic to me

01:26:48.260 before I would have

01:26:49.180 answered it in a funny way

01:26:50.200 now like no

01:26:51.220 and I just walked off

01:26:51.860 because I'm terrified

01:26:52.620 welcome to 2019

01:26:55.080 hey listen

01:26:55.860 you guys want to go

01:26:56.340 play frisbee on a beach 0.99

01:26:57.120 or some shit 0.99

01:26:57.580 it's beautiful outside 0.99

01:26:58.320 I want to go to the beach

01:26:59.820 no I'd rather sit

01:27:00.500 in this garage all day

01:27:01.340 alright

01:27:01.800 thank you for listening

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - March 25, 2019

THE BOYS TALK SH＊T： EX-GIRLFRIENDS, FIST FIGHTS, AND COLLEGE - IMPAULSIVE EP. 53

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