Impaulsive with Logan Paul - THE CALL HER DADDY GIRLS GET SLOPPY (PART 1) - IMPAULSIVE EP. 61

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00:02:00.380 Girls are coming out of the woodwork

00:02:02.260 being like, you guys are giving me confidence 0.99

00:02:04.840 and telling me what to do

00:02:06.580 and now I want to do it. 0.99

00:02:07.480 Or they're like, my man has never come from a blowjob 0.99

00:02:09.820 and he just came in 30 seconds 0.98

00:02:11.020 because I gave him the double hint to a scout.com.

00:02:12.940 I made it sloppy.

00:02:21.180 Welcome back to Impulsive.

00:02:22.920 To call her daddy.

00:02:23.580 What? Oh, shit. 1.00

00:02:25.240 number one podcast in the world call her daddy second biggest podcast impulsive we've been hijacked 1.00

00:02:31.800 we've been we've been fucking hi guys welcome back to impulsive the number one factually yep 0.89

00:02:36.940 science statistical and radical political in the world algorithms we love you guys thanks for 0.73

00:02:41.560 watching if you're not subscribed make sure to hit that subscribe button we uh decided to have 0.69

00:02:44.860 the guests sit in on the show right now with us because quite honestly it's it's way too fucking 0.71

00:02:49.760 rowdy in here like it's insane i'm the reason why i'm so was so quiet is because like when

00:02:54.580 And honestly, when the cameras come on, I get a little, like, comfortable. 0.98

00:02:57.700 And off camera, y'all are fucking wild. 0.95

00:03:00.280 And so I'm trying to, like, save my energy. 0.99

00:03:02.340 No, people think it's a stick sometimes.

00:03:03.840 They're like, are they actually like that?

00:03:05.100 I'm like, this is it.

00:03:06.260 This is it. 0.99

00:03:07.000 Y'all are crazy. 0.99

00:03:08.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:08.640 They're like a good crazy, right? 0.86

00:03:09.820 A great crazy. 0.62

00:03:10.600 Yeah, phenomenal.

00:03:11.500 I mean, look, we got vodka shots.

00:03:13.300 If we want to get crazy, we can get crazy.

00:03:14.740 If we want to get crazy, we can get crazy.

00:03:16.940 Wait, are these roofied?

00:03:18.140 Like, you can kind of tell.

00:03:18.920 Yeah, are we going to pass?

00:03:19.640 Absolutely not. 1.00

00:03:20.680 Are you drinking fucking coffee? 1.00

00:03:21.940 It's hot chocolate. 1.00

00:03:23.420 It's hot chocolate.

00:03:23.940 Spencer's a vegan, so.

00:03:25.200 Okay, cheers.

00:03:26.140 Great class.

00:03:26.700 Cheers.

00:03:27.120 Call her daddy, X Impulsive.

00:03:30.140 All right.

00:03:31.280 What time is it?

00:03:32.220 Quick thing to get off the plate.

00:03:33.220 Two o'clock.

00:03:33.800 You guys are following up Alex Jones.

00:03:35.860 Okay.

00:03:36.240 We had Alex Jones on yesterday.

00:03:38.080 I want you guys to mirror his energy. 1.00

00:03:40.060 So if at any point you want to smash your head on the fucking table. 1.00

00:03:42.780 Okay. 1.00

00:03:43.340 Feel free to do so.

00:03:44.620 All right.

00:03:45.040 Smash our heads together.

00:03:45.760 We might do something a little different, but.

00:03:47.700 Whatever you guys want.

00:03:48.440 I feel like we have other talents we can focus on.

00:03:50.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:50.980 All right.

00:03:51.560 How do I?

00:03:52.040 Alex already with the comment.

00:03:54.400 I'm sorry.

00:03:55.300 We're fine.

00:03:56.180 You're fine.

00:03:56.820 Let's ease into it.

00:03:57.700 No, I do.

00:03:58.540 Just because I want to try to avoid being so sexual right off the bat.

00:04:01.980 No, no, no.

00:04:02.380 We're not.

00:04:02.580 But also like, let's get super sexual.

00:04:04.260 You know what I'm saying?

00:04:04.860 We have a lot more to offer than just sexual.

00:04:07.020 We do.

00:04:07.320 We do.

00:04:07.420 I know.

00:04:07.780 And that's why, like, I feel like every podcast you go on, people are like, well, what's this 0.98

00:04:12.460 dick size matter? 0.98

00:04:13.720 No. 1.00

00:04:13.980 Can you tell my dick size? 1.00

00:04:15.040 What's the gluck? 1.00

00:04:15.820 Wait, what is the, what is the gluck?

00:04:18.380 We'll get it.

00:04:18.880 We'll get to it.

00:04:19.660 Do you want to talk about it right now?

00:04:21.140 We can.

00:04:21.660 It's a double hand twist, gawk gawk combo, but like it's every man's kryptonite. 0.99

00:04:25.540 It's a good blow job. 0.97

00:04:26.780 Is that, is, do you know what the, when we do it, is it this, is it this? 0.98

00:04:30.900 We talk about this all the time.

00:04:32.240 I don't want to do it on the show because I feel fucking weird doing it.

00:04:34.340 No, do it on this.

00:04:35.160 Is it this?

00:04:35.900 Is it this?

00:04:36.480 Don't.

00:04:36.720 Oh, is it that?

00:04:38.900 The more sloppy. 1.00

00:04:39.460 We talk about this blow job all the, it is an LA fucking landmark. 1.00

00:04:44.160 It's like a staple. 1.00

00:04:45.640 Yeah. 0.90

00:04:45.840 But I think that some girl, like that noise we're making, you took it a little too far.

00:04:49.880 See, that's not sexy.

00:04:50.900 there's a certain noise

00:04:51.800 can you tell me

00:04:53.320 what the noise

00:04:53.800 what should the noise be

00:04:55.360 I'm not gonna do it right now

00:04:56.520 I gotta get loosened up

00:04:57.520 I only have one shot

00:04:58.340 you haven't even asked us

00:04:59.660 our names 0.99

00:05:00.240 god damn it 0.97

00:05:01.180 what are our names 0.99

00:05:01.960 and what do you do

00:05:02.660 my name is Sophia

00:05:03.860 co-host of Call Her Daddy

00:05:05.160 we work at Barstool

00:05:06.420 my name is Alexandra

00:05:07.660 I work for Call Her Daddy

00:05:09.420 yeah

00:05:10.080 why do you

00:05:11.240 I don't know

00:05:12.040 it's not to change the vibe

00:05:13.280 but why are you working

00:05:14.240 for someone

00:05:15.100 y'all are like

00:05:15.800 anomalies

00:05:16.540 it's actually really crazy

00:05:18.520 if you wanna like quickly

00:05:19.340 we'll quickly tell you the story

00:05:20.620 So we became best friends really fast.

00:05:23.800 And we're like, do you want to start a YouTube channel? 0.97

00:05:25.360 Like every girl does. 1.00

00:05:26.220 And we're like, no, fuck that. 1.00

00:05:26.980 It's too much work. 0.99

00:05:27.920 So we started a podcast really quickly.

00:05:30.440 And we did one episode and it was like a hit.

00:05:33.760 And Barstool reached out to us and they were like, yo, let's go.

00:05:36.000 And they hired you?

00:05:36.860 So you're on salary?

00:05:38.660 Yeah.

00:05:39.280 Someone once told someone once.

00:05:41.120 Why are you saying it like that?

00:05:42.820 I thought you guys loved Barstool.

00:05:45.440 I do.

00:05:46.020 I also do.

00:05:47.000 And Dave Portnoy.

00:05:47.940 He likes you.

00:05:48.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:48.660 The press, the press, he's the fucking man. 1.00

00:05:50.940 I watch his pizza reviews all the time. 1.00

00:05:52.480 He's a legend.

00:05:53.320 Yeah.

00:05:53.780 He went to New Haven recently, which is where I'm from.

00:05:56.400 Yeah.

00:05:56.740 Went to Peppy's, Sally's, Bar.

00:05:59.240 You're using this to plug.

00:06:00.220 He's going down memory names.

00:06:01.500 No, no, what I'm saying is, clear cut, we have the best pizza in America. 1.00

00:06:06.040 I don't give a fuck what you say. 0.99

00:06:07.360 New Haven, Connecticut is the pizza capital of the world. 1.00

00:06:09.340 Okay, yeah.

00:06:10.080 Okay.

00:06:10.400 Right, right.

00:06:10.720 Let him have it.

00:06:11.260 Let him have it.

00:06:11.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:12.140 Right, yes.

00:06:12.780 Anyway, someone once told me.

00:06:13.880 I'm glad we got that out of the way.

00:06:15.220 Someone once told me, if you're on a rocket ship, don't argue over what seat you're in.

00:06:21.020 You guys are on a Barstool rocket ship.

00:06:23.120 No, no.

00:06:24.440 Barstool's big.

00:06:25.040 Yeah, they're huge, bro.

00:06:25.980 But I would argue they're piloting the ship in a way.

00:06:28.120 Maybe, maybe.

00:06:28.940 Well, can I tell you?

00:06:30.060 I hear what you're saying.

00:06:31.160 So pilot that ship, baby.

00:06:31.820 I hear what you're saying.

00:06:32.560 But I do want to say that we are very fortunate because-

00:06:35.240 Barstool gave us an amazing platform.

00:06:36.560 We are like a sore thumb at Barstool.

00:06:38.420 Right.

00:06:38.700 Like we're nothing like anyone at Barstool.

00:06:40.500 And that's why it's working because we're bringing something completely new.

00:06:42.940 So it's been fun.

00:06:43.700 Because like everything is new.

00:06:45.220 so it's cool

00:06:46.100 do you think

00:06:46.600 do you think the podcast

00:06:47.500 would have been

00:06:48.040 the same level

00:06:48.680 hey what's up Spencer

00:06:50.000 hi Spencer

00:06:50.880 introduce yourself

00:06:54.180 let these girls know

00:06:54.880 who you are

00:06:55.360 guys Spencer's sitting to my right

00:06:55.760 I've been ghosting him a minute

00:06:56.840 I feel you

00:06:57.680 I feel you're here

00:06:58.280 so do you think

00:06:59.480 you would have had

00:06:59.820 the same level of success

00:07:00.760 outside of Barstool

00:07:02.240 or do you think

00:07:02.900 Barstool kind of

00:07:03.540 really propelled that

00:07:04.180 I think it would have taken longer

00:07:04.800 I mean it's hard to tell

00:07:05.780 I think we would have

00:07:06.740 but it would have taken time

00:07:07.700 you know

00:07:08.120 are you in a contract with them

00:07:09.360 like you have to be

00:07:10.120 podcasting for a certain

00:07:11.880 amount of time with them

00:07:12.820 you know

00:07:13.380 let's not talk contracts

00:07:14.400 But yeah, there's obviously a contract when you're like an employee.

00:07:16.840 But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:07:17.980 I'm a fucking employee. 0.99

00:07:19.340 Oh, I take 20% of Mike. 1.00

00:07:21.500 Oh, you should.

00:07:22.800 By the way, I was able to negotiate a sunset. 1.00

00:07:27.980 It's only five years, bitch. 1.00

00:07:30.080 Five years? 1.00

00:07:31.800 I'm going to wait for five years till I get big.

00:07:33.860 How old are you?

00:07:34.680 Oh, here we go.

00:07:35.620 This is it.

00:07:36.600 Here we go.

00:07:37.340 We have waited.

00:07:38.620 We wanted to hit this so hard because I have so many questions.

00:07:41.520 This is it. 1.00

00:07:42.240 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:07:43.280 Like, what is going on? 1.00

00:07:44.780 Mike and I got in a scuffle.

00:07:45.980 The audio version of this.

00:07:47.480 I want to ask him the right way.

00:07:48.440 Mike and I got in a scuffle before the-

00:07:50.100 You hold on a second.

00:07:51.180 Read the sign, guy.

00:07:52.400 Does it say a Mike-Siv?

00:07:54.220 Does it say a Mike-Siv?

00:07:55.500 If you are listening to the audio version of this,

00:07:57.520 please just relax, enjoy the ride.

00:07:59.640 I go for her to call her daddy.

00:08:01.340 How old do you think I am?

00:08:05.080 No, I know you're in your 30s.

00:08:06.480 I think I heard you say it.

00:08:07.840 I think I heard you say it.

00:08:08.900 Because I like stalked you guys.

00:08:09.960 34.

00:08:10.680 Okay.

00:08:11.060 Okay, dope.

00:08:11.780 question right off the rip before we start talking about words that i don't know if i'm

00:08:16.160 able to say yet okay okay should there be an age gap uh sorry an age cap on using words like come

00:08:23.840 loads no no what else what what are you gonna call it semen hold on a second i i would say you

00:08:31.260 phrase that the completely wrong way rephrase it sorry are we in the middle of like a fight and

00:08:37.020 We're trying to settle it.

00:08:38.260 Okay.

00:08:38.580 I think you can say come until you're like, babe, I want to come.

00:08:41.780 Like, babe, I want to come.

00:08:41.800 Like, babe, I want to come.

00:08:42.620 Yeah.

00:08:43.280 Like, you're in the nursing home and you're like with your girl and you're like, babe,

00:08:45.840 I'm going to come.

00:08:46.540 So just some preface.

00:08:48.960 He has, I want him to explain it because he's clearly.

00:08:54.280 In prepping for this podcast, Mike's like, yo, I'm going to say this.

00:08:57.340 I'm going to say this.

00:08:57.920 And some things I'm like, guy, when you say that, I get a little uncomfortable.

00:09:02.060 Okay.

00:09:02.540 And then he says, and then he's like, what is it?

00:09:05.080 What is it?

00:09:05.500 Is it my age?

00:09:06.220 Whatever.

00:09:06.360 And I'm like, why don't I say kind of, you're kind of old.

00:09:08.800 Oh, because he's an old man. 1.00

00:09:09.680 No, fuck that. 1.00

00:09:10.440 34. 1.00

00:09:10.940 We've dated higher.

00:09:11.760 Come on.

00:09:12.220 Oh, yeah.

00:09:12.620 So I said to him, because my question for you was out of curiosity on one night stands.

00:09:18.740 Right.

00:09:19.120 Where is the acceptable place for me to, and he hates, he hates when I say it this way.

00:09:25.660 To blow your load. 0.72

00:09:27.340 Like you're saying like body part?

00:09:29.040 Because I always, he told me not to say this.

00:09:32.600 Say it.

00:09:32.980 Say it. 1.00

00:09:33.440 Fuck him. 1.00

00:09:33.840 It's not even a show. 1.00

00:09:34.720 It's not even a show.

00:09:35.680 We're doing Call Our Daddy right now.

00:09:36.760 I usually aim for the stomach out of respect.

00:09:37.980 Okay.

00:09:38.200 I usually aim for the stomach out of respect.

00:09:39.400 Okay. 0.65

00:09:39.800 I think that's a great place.

00:09:40.660 Because it's a cool place.

00:09:41.600 And then I run.

00:09:41.860 Like, no one gets a little in the belly button, but like, we're good.

00:09:44.400 And I run and I get the toilet paper.

00:09:45.720 I'm a gentleman.

00:09:46.360 Okay, great.

00:09:46.880 The cleanup process is definitely a key.

00:09:49.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:49.880 So you're on the stomach.

00:09:50.980 I don't know if I really like if a guy says he's going to blow his load.

00:09:54.540 I'd rather.

00:09:55.120 No, no, no.

00:09:55.500 I'd rather you just say, I'm going to come.

00:09:57.640 I don't like to blow my load.

00:09:59.340 I think if he says that to his boys, totally acceptable.

00:10:01.960 We could say that.

00:10:02.760 We joke about that on the podcast.

00:10:03.760 But when you're actually about to come on my stomach. 0.96

00:10:04.400 Don't be like, babe, I'm about to blow my load. 0.99

00:10:06.000 I'm like, all right, we'll fucking relax. 1.00

00:10:07.300 Go blow it in the toilet. 0.99

00:10:07.700 So I don't want to talk too much.

00:10:11.060 I want to hear your guys' thoughts on it. 1.00

00:10:12.280 But I would never, ever say that to a girl.

00:10:15.340 I talk about it on the podcast, but I would never be like, baby, I'm about to blow my load.

00:10:20.180 You want to know what I say when I'm about to come?

00:10:22.040 No, not really, but okay.

00:10:23.240 That's what I'm saying.

00:10:23.880 You don't want to know.

00:10:24.920 No one wants to know.

00:10:26.880 No, no, I'm joking.

00:10:27.500 Why don't you want to know?

00:10:28.540 She's joking.

00:10:29.300 No, I was joking.

00:10:30.320 So you do want to know that?

00:10:31.440 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:31.580 What do you say?

00:10:31.940 What do you say?

00:10:32.360 I say nothing. 1.00

00:10:33.420 I feel like guys are always like, fuck, I'm about to come. 0.99

00:10:35.260 Oh, I don't say what about Johnny Sins? 0.99

00:10:36.900 Wait, you don't give her a little, like, heads up?

00:10:39.020 Oh, if-

00:10:39.780 Well, do you like if a girl gives you a heads up?

00:10:41.680 I kind of like when a guy gives you a heads up. 0.99

00:10:43.800 You want a girl to just come. 0.99

00:10:44.220 Well, I want a girl to tell me when I'm on the right track. 1.00

00:10:46.960 Like, I'm getting there because then I know I'm doing the right thing. 1.00

00:10:49.180 I don't care when it's actually- 0.99

00:10:50.200 Like, fuck, babe, I'm about to come? 1.00

00:10:51.340 Yes. 1.00

00:10:52.080 But I think I like a guy when he's like, fuck, I'm going to come. 0.99

00:10:54.860 when she's when i'm getting head yes okay i give a fair warning so she knows when to like okay i 0.99

00:11:00.960 think this is the rule if you're gonna come on her stomach you don't necessarily need to give 0.99

00:11:05.220 her a heads up true it's gonna be in the face the mouth in her vagina yeah you best believe 0.99

00:11:10.240 you need to let her know yeah for sure that's what it is yeah just because you kind of also 0.99

00:11:14.540 have to like prepare yourself yeah i think logan wants us to like relax with logan's like so where

00:11:19.520 We went directly into.

00:11:21.620 Let's slow it down.

00:11:22.160 Let's slow it down.

00:11:22.660 And this is why you had to wait for me to be back.

00:11:25.100 Okay.

00:11:25.600 Let's slow it down.

00:11:27.060 Let's take a minute.

00:11:28.040 Let's get to know each other.

00:11:29.720 Let's talk.

00:11:30.220 Let's talk.

00:11:30.800 Let's talk.

00:11:31.680 We dove in.

00:11:32.960 We dove in real quick.

00:11:34.220 No, let's talk.

00:11:34.980 Hey, listen.

00:11:36.100 I'm glad we waited for Mike.

00:11:37.600 Yeah.

00:11:37.760 For him to be on the podcast.

00:11:38.560 Yeah, me too.

00:11:39.540 I mean, Mike provides a lot of valuable come shot insights.

00:11:43.180 Absolutely.

00:11:44.520 I fired a bunch of my life.

00:11:45.880 I don't even know where to start.

00:11:47.180 Do you think maybe we should have just maybe started with like, where did you guys meet?

00:11:50.500 Right.

00:11:50.920 Like, how did that happen?

00:11:51.920 No.

00:11:53.680 We're like cruising down a road of edginess.

00:11:56.040 I think we stay there.

00:11:56.520 Let's break the internet.

00:11:57.380 Let's go.

00:11:57.740 Here we go.

00:11:58.200 I want to.

00:11:58.960 This is like not really edgy, but in texting for this show, sometimes I send people like

00:12:05.380 selfies and I sent you a lot of selfies of just like the top of my head or something.

00:12:09.500 Right.

00:12:10.000 And I love that.

00:12:11.800 He was just like, yo, here's my face for one sec.

00:12:14.140 And you sent one back one time.

00:12:15.960 And then I Instagrammed it. 1.00

00:12:16.940 You motherfucker. 1.00

00:12:19.660 Did I inspire you to? 1.00

00:12:21.860 You said this to me.

00:12:23.440 You said this to me.

00:12:24.320 We're not dating. 1.00

00:12:25.100 I don't know you shit. 1.00

00:12:25.640 But what then you like? 1.00

00:12:26.500 Oh, you got upset.

00:12:27.580 It's just like, you're like, wait, that's mine.

00:12:29.140 That's my selfie.

00:12:30.020 I was like a personal exchange.

00:12:31.780 Have you ever been?

00:12:32.280 Wait, wait, no.

00:12:32.700 Because I was like, you know what?

00:12:33.420 That could be funny for like a captionist.

00:12:34.860 Because like it's a funny, like random, weird, ugly photo.

00:12:37.800 You know what I mean?

00:12:38.240 But wait, but wait, but where?

00:12:39.000 Okay.

00:12:39.620 Yes.

00:12:40.580 Where's my credit?

00:12:41.740 Oh, do you want me to tag you in?

00:12:43.280 Just like inspired by.

00:12:44.800 Or just like inspo by Logang.

00:12:46.580 okay so you want me to like kind of tag you in it

00:12:49.060 I don't know I saw it and I saw it yesterday

00:12:50.780 start the internet starting rumors

00:12:51.940 someone wrote

00:12:54.000 someone wrote when you're on orgasm number three 0.55

00:12:56.380 someone wrote when you realize it wasn't just a fart

00:12:59.100 how good are those comments

00:13:00.400 can we zoom into my phone right quick here

00:13:02.240 he's upset it's like when a girl sends like a reused nude 1.00

00:13:05.280 you're like fuck her 1.00

00:13:05.980 do you guys know the nude trick though 1.00

00:13:09.660 I kind of want to like ask you guys

00:13:11.040 and we tell all of our girls on the daddy gang

00:13:14.300 so every guy

00:13:15.480 This is going to kind of blow some of your minds.

00:13:18.180 If you save a girl's nude to your phone

00:13:20.620 and you go to the date that it was taken,

00:13:23.600 most girls are sending you old reused nudes.

00:13:25.620 You can see the original date.

00:13:27.860 You can see the original date of the nude.

00:13:30.220 And this is how you can.

00:13:30.920 This is how we help the girl.

00:13:32.140 They screenshot first.

00:13:32.520 They screenshot and you send me the screenshot. 0.99

00:13:33.900 So if you guys are sending dick pics, 0.91

00:13:36.000 make sure you're screenshotting it first 0.97

00:13:37.440 and then sending it.

00:13:38.420 I'm not big.

00:13:39.300 Yours is bad.

00:13:40.280 He's got this one.

00:13:41.440 He's got this one.

00:13:42.300 Like the one good one.

00:13:43.220 The one best one.

00:13:44.220 And I don't and I don't when I moved and I want to talk to you guys about this a little bit. 0.97

00:13:47.600 When I moved to L.A., all that shit stopped. 0.98

00:13:49.540 Yeah. 0.96

00:13:49.940 When I moved to L.A., everything stopped because, listen, where are you guys based?

00:13:52.900 New York.

00:13:53.300 New York.

00:13:53.780 Yeah.

00:13:54.720 A ton of respect from New York and from out there.

00:13:56.940 But let me say this.

00:13:58.360 OK.

00:14:00.520 You guys are in the JVs when it comes to the dating game. 1.00

00:14:03.320 And when it comes to when it comes to the fuck boy, fuck girl, everything game. 1.00

00:14:07.280 Oh, I know. 1.00

00:14:07.480 You're all so superficial out here. 1.00

00:14:09.260 And it's like superficial as fuck. 1.00

00:14:10.380 We base everything on Instagram, fucking engagement factors. 1.00

00:14:13.560 Yeah, how many likes she got? 1.00

00:14:15.360 Fuck her. 1.00

00:14:15.920 Wait, Instagram engagement? 1.00

00:14:17.820 You're going to judge a girl off her Instagram engagement?

00:14:19.940 Yeah, how many followers she got?

00:14:21.120 I'm not saying I or, I'm not saying we do it.

00:14:23.100 Logan said, no, no, not me.

00:14:25.500 Not me.

00:14:26.000 I sent a girl with that many followers.

00:14:28.060 LB, when's the last time you smashed a girl that was under 500K on IG?

00:14:32.280 Last week.

00:14:33.500 Last night.

00:14:34.180 You can, you can, you can, you can tell.

00:14:36.340 That's so true.

00:14:37.540 Logan, what's on your neck?

00:14:38.520 I know exactly what he's talking about.

00:14:39.840 What is on your neck?

00:14:41.760 Honestly, Logan.

00:14:43.240 He has a hickey, and I'm like, what are we in seventh? 1.00

00:14:45.360 You can't let girls do that anymore, Logan. 1.00

00:14:48.080 Can I be quite honest with you? 0.93

00:14:49.200 It's actually not a hickey.

00:14:49.880 Wait, it's not?

00:14:50.600 No. 0.99

00:14:50.900 It's fucking ringworm. 1.00

00:14:51.940 Okay, okay, girl. 1.00

00:14:53.660 Okay, wait.

00:14:55.020 What?

00:14:55.380 Is that contagious?

00:14:56.700 Yeah.

00:14:57.320 Did you get that from Tana Mojo?

00:14:58.320 You just put ointment on it.

00:14:59.760 Oh, wait, yeah, Tana had that.

00:15:01.120 Tana Mojo.

00:15:02.440 Oh.

00:15:03.680 I got one here, too. 1.00

00:15:05.540 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:15:06.480 How did you get that? 1.00

00:15:07.380 You just need to put ointment on it.

00:15:09.100 I know, Lotrum and Ultra, shout out.

00:15:12.160 Sponsored.

00:15:12.720 no hey i'm working on it i just i hope it goes away i want you to go to like one of your like

00:15:17.760 last couple nudes and like see if they like yeah i don't send nudes no no i'm saying the girls

00:15:21.700 that are sending you that i'm gonna do it right now it kind of sucks because like i get it every 0.94

00:15:26.720 girl has that like fire ass right and especially this is the thing when you're sexting sometimes 0.98

00:15:30.680 and you guys can attest this like sometimes you're in the fucking grocery store and you're like 0.99

00:15:33.980 fuck yeah like a girl's especially like i'm gonna come and i'm like okay this broccoli looks good 0.99

00:15:37.960 right but like you're just doing it because you're in the moment but then they'll send you that nude 0.99

00:15:41.860 but it's an old nude so like you just gotta check up on her you appreciate hey i got a question 0.99

00:15:45.220 like why i'm always a little man i'm kind of a pussy like when it comes to like girls sometimes 0.97

00:15:50.060 i'm always a little nervous like for the girl when she sends me a nude more than i'm turned on 0.98

00:15:55.740 because i'm like scary i'm like yo what if this is leaked right like are y'all still sending nudes 0.67

00:16:00.240 no that's what i'm saying on your phone yeah it's fucking scary yeah uh actually i mean if i've been 0.74

00:16:05.540 dating someone for a while i might which is still fucking scary though yeah i get that i get that 0.90

00:16:10.620 People ask this out a lot. 0.98

00:16:11.700 It's like, damn, especially now in, like, the industry you're in, 0.99

00:16:13.960 like, people are always trying to leak your nudes. 1.00

00:16:15.540 And that's just fucked up. 0.92

00:16:16.600 Because it's like, if it happens, then you got to just kind of, like, 0.98

00:16:19.080 no, like, I sent that to someone.

00:16:20.620 Are there any floating around right now that you're like,

00:16:22.460 eh, there's got to be.

00:16:24.240 I don't think so.

00:16:25.380 For sure, there's got to be.

00:16:26.660 I don't think so.

00:16:27.160 Is that another reason why you make sure they're really good nudes

00:16:30.160 before you send them?

00:16:30.940 Right.

00:16:31.320 Yeah, but when you're younger, I'm like,

00:16:33.320 I don't think I had good nudes when I was younger.

00:16:35.780 But you can't control those.

00:16:37.080 I'm like, I'm hoping my high school boyfriend.

00:16:38.940 from when I was like 15 probably out there

00:16:41.220 somewhere. You guys ever made it? A sex

00:16:43.100 tape? Yeah. There's just things you know you pray 0.72

00:16:45.280 that don't come out. Me too. You just prepare yourself

00:16:47.280 mentally. I made one in high school.

00:16:49.600 It's, sorry

00:16:51.000 to date myself, but

00:16:53.160 it's on VHS. Wait, what?

00:16:55.880 Wait, it's what?

00:16:57.120 It's on VHS, which means he still has it

00:16:59.200 somewhere. I was 15. This hardware

00:17:01.020 is still somewhere. We gotta find this tape.

00:17:03.380 Listen, find a VHS player.

00:17:05.220 He knows the story.

00:17:07.520 It got stolen from me.

00:17:08.940 Oh, I don't even want to say this. 1.00

00:17:11.700 Who the fuck stole my high school sex tape is floating around. 0.99

00:17:14.700 No, a VHS tape is literally physically floating around. 1.00

00:17:19.060 Wow.

00:17:19.340 And when I go for my political run in 2020, I'm locked, both literally and figuratively.

00:17:26.880 I'm like kind of rocked for you. 1.00

00:17:28.440 That fucking sucks. 1.00

00:17:29.140 Is it good? 1.00

00:17:30.140 Is it a good one? 0.99

00:17:31.760 Murdered.

00:17:32.200 How old are you? 0.96

00:17:33.000 What kind of sex position?

00:17:34.920 What kind of position? 0.68

00:17:36.060 So listen to this.

00:17:37.140 It was VHS.

00:17:37.820 I had to set the camera on a VHS tape, okay?

00:17:41.720 And what we did was we drew a fake border around the wall.

00:17:45.100 These are our zones that we have to stay within to be on the video.

00:17:47.940 Oh, my God.

00:17:48.940 No.

00:17:49.700 No.

00:17:50.880 Genius.

00:17:51.700 I don't give you enough credit. 1.00

00:17:53.200 You fucking genius. 0.99

00:17:53.820 Thank you. 1.00

00:17:54.400 We planned the whole thing out. 1.00

00:17:55.800 Damn. 1.00

00:17:55.880 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:17:56.820 We hit, I think, four positions. 1.00

00:17:58.420 It was probably a half hour long.

00:17:59.800 Amazing.

00:18:00.280 Beautiful. 0.99

00:18:00.520 It had a great, I think it was in the mouth cum shot at the end of it. 0.99

00:18:04.600 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:18:06.400 It was literally a great tape.

00:18:08.060 And so I was very proud of it.

00:18:09.520 And I think people got wind that it existed.

00:18:11.680 And they said, we're going to find this tape.

00:18:13.600 And I had a house party.

00:18:15.360 So it might be leaked. 0.96

00:18:17.040 You little savage. 0.87

00:18:18.500 Wow, that's early. 0.90

00:18:19.620 Will you be upset or will you low-key be happy if it's leaked?

00:18:22.140 No, it was a great tape.

00:18:23.440 And I think guys don't get as upset as girls. 1.00

00:18:26.020 And at that age, your dick is perma-hard. 1.00

00:18:27.960 Like you wake up with a hard dick and you want to sleep with a hard dick. 1.00

00:18:30.360 You're like, yeah, that's mine. 1.00

00:18:31.600 So at 34, it changes.

00:18:33.160 That's dope. 1.00

00:18:34.280 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:18:34.820 it's not that it changes what happens is you you do slow your desire slows down 1.00

00:18:42.060 sort of not to throw you under the bus but you know are you 34 how the fuck do you know that 0.99

00:18:47.320 well because you've you've looked at his penis and you're like mike you're wee wee oh yeah you've 1.00

00:18:52.220 given me that's fine when have you guys ever you can ask skipping this oh when i have to have 1.00

00:19:00.660 blackout sex oh yeah you've got to like pop a viagra sometimes i'm just like yo that's okay i 0.99

00:19:04.840 can't i don't know my name right now i don't know where i am but i want to but i'm gonna fucking do 0.99

00:19:09.180 this job you're like come on baby yeah and i'm like and i'm like you know what i think i need 0.86

00:19:14.300 a little help from my friend vinnie today that's fine and i applaud you for no but i applaud you 0.98

00:19:18.580 for like saying that because so many guys do that and the guys are pussies and like so you 1.00

00:19:21.980 fuck no i've never taken that it's like yeah fuck so you've never risked wix whiskey dick in your 1.00

00:19:26.540 life ever ever what's happened obviously but you have this pill that you'll just take yeah because 1.00

00:19:31.460 why should like why should like if i'm at coachella this weekend and i'm fucking unconscious and i'm 0.86

00:19:38.260 not even alive like i'm somebody dragged me back to my girl dragged me by my ankles back to my 0.86

00:19:43.020 bedroom why do i doubt that's happening but like yes theoretically absolutely yeah but you know

00:19:47.180 like in general that whole situation but yeah i'm fighting for my life right fighting and i want to 1.00

00:19:52.360 get this done yeah like she's got the necessary engagement girls are that desperate to fuck you 1.00

00:19:57.300 they're like he's unconscious i gotta get on his dick though she's gonna grab her vibrator and 1.00

00:20:02.080 fuck herself no i think honestly i think that's brilliant i agree guys have written in being like 1.00

00:20:07.140 what do i do if i have whiskey dick yeah hi hi we're gonna tell him to take viagra yeah i think 1.00

00:20:12.220 guys are so awkward whatever yeah don't be ashamed yeah that's fucking dope you can give her that 1.00

00:20:17.320 good dick still that's awesome where the other guys has whiskey dick boom good for you logan 1.00

00:20:21.640 Do you want to join the combo? 1.00

00:20:23.060 Guys, how are we doing?

00:20:24.480 We're just hanging out.

00:20:25.360 I think people are getting scared.

00:20:26.980 I'm going to sit the next place.

00:20:28.720 People are getting nervous and scared.

00:20:30.300 Are we going again?

00:20:31.220 To all the fallen soldiers.

00:20:32.420 I didn't really eat today, so. 1.00

00:20:33.820 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:20:34.140 To all the fallen soldiers who didn't have Viagra when they got whiskey. 1.00

00:20:37.460 Okay, I'm going to be drunk.

00:20:39.280 I'm, yeah.

00:20:40.720 At least it's just two.

00:20:42.300 Oh, yeah, true.

00:20:43.320 Cheers.

00:20:43.860 I ate a lot before we came.

00:20:45.440 I know.

00:20:45.760 I didn't have that. 0.98

00:20:46.500 The truffle fries in our hotel are fucking unbelievable. 0.93

00:20:49.560 Were you guys staying? 0.98

00:20:50.020 Can we tell you really quickly?

00:20:51.080 Friday when do you leave LA

00:20:52.080 tomorrow

00:20:53.640 yeah yeah you're good

00:20:54.700 where are you staying

00:20:55.180 you're trying to come stalk

00:20:57.420 it's the Jeremy

00:20:58.320 yeah I'm trying to stalk you 1.00

00:20:59.400 you're in my fucking house 1.00

00:21:00.420 you're in my house 1.00

00:21:01.240 please tell me where you live

00:21:03.440 wait so nobody in LA

00:21:04.780 eats carbs

00:21:06.060 and so Sophie and I

00:21:06.920 went down to the buffet

00:21:07.820 this morning we were like

00:21:08.620 bagel cream tea

00:21:09.560 we were like no one

00:21:10.300 has touched these bagels

00:21:11.400 is there something wrong

00:21:12.260 we turn around 1.00

00:21:12.860 they're all eating fucking fruit 0.99

00:21:14.820 and Sophie and I have like bagels 1.00

00:21:16.740 so are y'all big on carbs 0.99

00:21:18.120 fuck yeah 0.99

00:21:18.980 pasta 1.00

00:21:19.680 bagels 1.00

00:21:20.700 shut up my butthole i'm into it right right right right that is what did you just say i fucking 1.00

00:21:25.140 love you girls yo this is i forget i can't handle this i can't handle my butt that girl over there 1.00

00:21:30.960 that you brought what is she what does she does she monitor what you say because no then what's 0.97

00:21:35.900 her what's she what is she trying to do thing about our job nobody fucking tells us we don't 0.85

00:21:40.080 have pr people we release we release the podcast like yeah on itunes without one person listening 0.91

00:21:45.760 to it. Nobody listens to it. We can say some crazy shit.

00:21:47.960 We're allowed to say whatever we want. 1.00

00:21:49.940 Dave is like, go girls, go. 0.99

00:21:51.520 Yo, that might be a fast track to fuckery. 0.99

00:21:54.080 Yeah, but like, not really. But no, Danielle 0.97

00:21:55.760 is just here to like, help us out and get us

00:21:57.540 from pointing. We've had to take some stuff out.

00:21:58.760 Help you out in what way? Like, you want to pull the next shot?

00:22:01.980 Danielle, do you want a shot?

00:22:04.180 Oh!

00:22:05.800 Come on, come on.

00:22:07.180 No, come on.

00:22:08.360 Come on, come on. Listen to me.

00:22:11.020 Danielle's like, fuck you guys. 1.00

00:22:12.920 I will say this. 1.00

00:22:14.580 There is an audience right now for unfiltered television, radio, podcast, YouTube, all of it.

00:22:23.060 I completely agree with you.

00:22:24.500 People were starting to get way too politically correct. 0.99

00:22:27.300 And we're trying to do this wave of we say whatever the fuck we want. 0.98

00:22:30.400 See, that's me too. 0.98

00:22:31.520 But unfortunately, not unfortunately, but I.

00:22:34.740 You run into trouble.

00:22:35.980 Also, I have to say, like, I get you're with Logan and he kind of has like boundaries.

00:22:39.520 Right now we've started and like we don't have boundaries and no one's telling us what to do or say.

00:22:44.020 The girl's amazing. 1.00

00:22:44.640 Daniela, that bitch. 1.00

00:22:46.040 Let's go, baby. 1.00

00:22:48.720 So proud of you.

00:22:49.900 So proud of you, sweetie.

00:22:50.600 That's the girl that's supposed to be babysitting you guys?

00:22:53.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:54.180 Nobody babysits us.

00:22:55.760 Wait, so if you guys leave Thursday,

00:22:57.520 does that mean you guys are here tonight to party?

00:23:00.860 Yeah.

00:23:01.340 We could definitely dabble in the excursion towards Blackout.

00:23:06.120 There's a big party tonight.

00:23:07.540 Are you inviting us to our first LA party?

00:23:09.920 Literally 1,000%.

00:23:11.920 Where is the party?

00:23:12.800 Hold up, you're young.

00:23:13.660 you're what? 24

00:23:15.840 that's not young. Same as 0.84

00:23:17.780 you're 23. No I'm 24

00:23:19.640 I just turned 24. I'm 26

00:23:21.420 26 right? Yeah. What's up girl? So

00:23:23.380 you've never been to an LA party? Yo let's go

00:23:25.540 let's fucking race. We've been to an LA party 1.00

00:23:27.820 now let's get wild. Okay. Not

00:23:29.480 probably the party you're going to. Tonight you're going

00:23:31.580 to a party at a club called Warwick. Can we bring

00:23:33.660 Tom? No I'm just kidding I'm kidding. Oh. What'd you

00:23:35.660 just say? Wait can we bring Tom? Tom!

00:23:38.580 Tom!

00:23:40.440 Okay. Um

00:23:41.480 yeah no I like don't come to LA a lot

00:23:43.600 No, we don't at all.

00:23:44.700 We want to start coming more, though.

00:23:45.880 I stay in New York and just keep taking it.

00:23:47.040 Where do you party in New York?

00:23:48.080 Where do you party in New York?

00:23:49.460 You go to Marquee? 1.00

00:23:50.760 Fuck no. 1.00

00:23:51.920 Hell no. 1.00

00:23:52.960 I think Marquee is the worst place in the world. 1.00

00:23:55.260 Damn. 0.99

00:23:55.620 I think I died at Marquee one night and I never came back fully. 0.99

00:23:58.880 I'm very good friends with the Tao Group.

00:24:00.560 I love Marquee, I'm going to be honest.

00:24:02.300 I don't like Marquee in New York.

00:24:04.000 In New York specifically, I don't like it.

00:24:05.600 It's just like a little.

00:24:07.080 New York's a little bit different.

00:24:08.440 You don't really go to the clubs in New York.

00:24:09.940 It's more like a restaurant, a lounge. 0.99

00:24:12.360 Like that's like back room shit. 1.00

00:24:14.020 A speakeasy type shit. 1.00

00:24:14.880 Or like people's like apartments and shit. 1.00

00:24:17.420 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:17.720 That just sounded so ridiculous. 0.97

00:24:20.420 I like a speakeasy. 0.98

00:24:21.620 No, no, no.

00:24:22.140 No, exclusive.

00:24:23.000 When you crow a washing machine.

00:24:25.680 You go through the phone booth.

00:24:27.520 Yeah, it's cool.

00:24:28.380 When you get above the age of like 23 in LA, I feel like the clubs become less.

00:24:33.220 So that's like in New York.

00:24:34.140 Yeah.

00:24:34.540 No, no.

00:24:34.980 Speakeasies are dope.

00:24:36.060 Yeah.

00:24:36.520 Wait, what did you say?

00:24:37.940 Speakeasies?

00:24:38.340 No, when you get over the age of 23 and clubs lose their luster.

00:24:41.560 I mean, just like, is it Warwick a club?

00:24:43.600 It's a club.

00:24:44.300 You just invited us there.

00:24:45.600 Let me, let me tell you the difference.

00:24:46.880 Okay.

00:24:47.520 In New York, the clubs are big room, Marquis is a big room experience.

00:24:51.460 You've got a DJ and if you come there with a hundred bucks and you're a dude, you can

00:24:55.300 get in.

00:24:55.860 Okay.

00:24:56.400 In LA, it is a scene.

00:24:58.500 You cannot get into these clubs unless you know someone in the club. 0.99

00:25:03.480 Damn, I can't get in. 0.99

00:25:04.740 No, no, no. 0.99

00:25:05.600 I'll be eating my truffle fries in my hotel.

00:25:08.460 Let's go.

00:25:09.040 Absolutely not.

00:25:09.720 Let's go.

00:25:10.260 Y'all are rolling with us. 1.00

00:25:11.900 I'll be eating the fucking cars if anyone wants to hang out at the fucking buffet. 1.00

00:25:15.160 Fuck me. 1.00

00:25:16.160 Fuck, dude. 1.00

00:25:16.860 But it's all right. 1.00

00:25:17.700 I accept it.

00:25:18.580 Y'all are rolling with us tonight.

00:25:19.900 It's chill.

00:25:20.200 Okay, let's go.

00:25:22.140 Should we take the cool bus?

00:25:23.860 Did you guys see that giant blue bus on the way in?

00:25:25.280 We did.

00:25:26.020 Yeah, I was done.

00:25:26.740 Tom noticed it.

00:25:27.580 He was like, oh, that's his mask.

00:25:28.460 I don't know what it is.

00:25:29.200 What do you do in there? 1.00

00:25:30.580 Have sexual intercourse with women? 1.00

00:25:32.780 No, I don't do that ever. 1.00

00:25:33.880 You let girls go into your room. 1.00

00:25:35.340 You only let them suck your pee pee. 1.00

00:25:36.460 You don't make them go into the bus. 0.99

00:25:38.000 What did you say?

00:25:38.640 What?

00:25:38.960 what is that quite pee pee 1.00

00:25:40.920 no you only let girls suck your weewees 0.99

00:25:42.760 I heard you guys talking about riding weewees 0.99

00:25:44.940 on one of your last podcasts

00:25:46.240 ride it like an equestrian

00:25:47.880 that's one of our titles

00:25:50.080 don't take this the wrong way but like 0.98

00:25:52.520 are y'all one step away from being porn stars 1.00

00:25:55.340 fuck no 1.00

00:25:56.100 how many steps away 1.00

00:25:57.880 listen it's 0.94

00:26:00.240 we do audio porn 0.99

00:26:02.400 audio porn 0.99

00:26:03.540 ASMR 0.89

00:26:04.420 yeah

00:26:06.420 yeah

00:26:08.940 I'm going to stay right there.

00:26:10.500 No, no, no.

00:26:11.140 Why did you draw the line? 0.99

00:26:13.000 Like, why not become a porn star? 0.95

00:26:14.640 And again, not offensively. 0.97

00:26:16.040 I'm just curious.

00:26:16.800 Okay, let me explain.

00:26:17.820 So I went to film and television school. 0.99

00:26:20.720 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:26:21.540 Oh, in Humbledore. 1.00

00:26:22.620 Wait, wait, you got a degree?

00:26:24.040 Yeah.

00:26:24.320 I played Division I soccer and got a film and television degree.

00:26:28.640 Oh, my God.

00:26:29.200 She has a brain.

00:26:30.660 But the point of that is, like, we are recognizing that there's, like, a huge opportunity where, like, 0.77

00:26:36.140 nobody really talks about sex from like a normal girl perspective in the way we're talking about

00:26:41.460 for example and because i think there's a lot of podcasts out there that are like

00:26:46.300 we are so out there we tell it as it is a lot yeah a lot of podcasts say raw unfiltered no

00:26:52.460 alex and i are fucking telling and i want to give them an example so for example we have an episode

00:26:58.440 where we tell guys and girls word for word uh-huh what to say when you're sexting yeah so like it's 0.99

00:27:05.860 not like and then you say like oh my pussy's wet no no no like actual like you could get a pen and 0.99

00:27:10.460 paper listen to the podcast or you could get your phone and text and you know what some people could 1.00

00:27:15.100 be like oh that's so slutty but the thing is is everyone's doing it we're just talking about it 0.97

00:27:19.900 that is the point that's what that is the point we just have the balls to say that is the point 0.99

00:27:24.580 the amount of people that go on the internet like fuck we should have done this to their best friend 0.98

00:27:27.880 it's like we yeah yeah people think it's easy but like we have our families that have had to get on 1.00

00:27:32.460 board with this shit but at the end of the day it's not fucking bloody because you're all doing 1.00

00:27:36.160 it yeah that's the thing girls are always like or guys too we get called sluts and whores all day 1.00

00:27:40.980 every day and it's like you're doing this behind closed doors right so what's the issue but that's 0.93

00:27:45.740 actually we talk about it yeah okay but we don't get that that much actually which is surprising 0.99

00:27:50.120 what being called sluts and whores i was gonna ask you do you consider yourself sluts i think 0.99

00:27:54.360 what is this slut i don't know what is this so this is my answer to that i have a bit different 0.99

00:27:58.460 of an answer than than mike does i want to hear i want to hear i would say i would say because i 0.99

00:28:03.240 think guys love to call like oh she's a slut but then it's like if you sat them down you're like 0.52

00:28:06.760 what is a lot they're like i don't know so i'm like wait what so i think it's your definition 1.00

00:28:13.300 if your definition of a slut is that this girl is fucking a bunch of guys then i'm not a slut 0.99

00:28:17.540 because like i if yeah so no yeah if your definition of a slut is that it's like a girl 1.00

00:28:22.180 that openly talks about her sexual experience and you like sure go ahead yeah i got you okay i mean 0.99

00:28:26.580 But we're not, like, fucking the whole state of New York. 0.97

00:28:29.200 Which, again, nothing wrong with that. 0.93

00:28:31.560 So, for example, Riley came on our show.

00:28:33.620 Yeah, Savage.

00:28:34.420 And she told us that, occasionally, she'll be in the backseat of an Uber. 1.00

00:28:39.040 And she will reach over and start sucking the Uber driver's cock. 0.99

00:28:43.320 Please don't zoom in on those things. 1.00

00:28:44.340 You kind of look like you've done it before the way you do it.

00:28:46.460 Yeah, this is how you give head.

00:28:47.300 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 0.99

00:28:49.460 You're, like, licking your mouth. 0.98

00:28:50.760 Clip it. 1.00

00:28:51.300 Fucking clip it. 1.00

00:28:52.120 I don't care. 1.00

00:28:52.760 Stop.

00:28:53.560 Put me on social media.

00:28:54.840 So you guys are getting a ride back from Socialista.

00:28:59.080 I'm not sucking my Uber driver off.

00:29:00.500 Does Socialista work?

00:29:02.080 Yeah, that's a great place.

00:29:03.180 So you guys are getting a ride back from Socialista.

00:29:04.920 You're going back to Soho.

00:29:06.900 Soho.

00:29:07.440 Okay.

00:29:08.220 Am I accurate?

00:29:08.600 Yeah. 0.99

00:29:09.280 You're not going to suck off the Uber driver. 1.00

00:29:10.720 Are you going to suck off Jerome's fucking dick? 1.00

00:29:12.940 No, I've never had. 1.00

00:29:14.100 Yes or fucking no? 1.00

00:29:15.180 No, I don't have sex with guys. 1.00

00:29:16.600 I don't know.

00:29:17.040 That's what I like to hear.

00:29:18.080 Again, nothing wrong with that.

00:29:19.040 Nothing wrong with that.

00:29:19.600 What about one-nighters?

00:29:20.760 Okay.

00:29:21.960 Can we say there's nothing wrong with that?

00:29:24.380 No, no. 1.00

00:29:24.840 each to each his own would you fuck your girl uber driver she was hot as fuck and she was like 1.00

00:29:28.360 come eat my pussy and you're like no fuck yeah no i wouldn't fuck your girl uber driver 1.00

00:29:32.640 either i want to hear would you eat her out or have sex with her okay or neither two very big 1.00

00:29:39.800 wait why what's the difference oh here we go okay here we go here we go do guys because you've both 0.99

00:29:49.280 had one night stands so this is the thing i'm gonna break the internet you know this story oh

00:29:53.180 no i'm actually just gonna say i've never said this on call her daddy but i've never had a one 0.83

00:29:57.060 night stand in my life and i can say that on the bible you are a phony are you serious i will put 0.64

00:30:02.200 it on phony i will if you put a bible because i'm catholic never in my life have i had one 0.91

00:30:06.640 you're lying in my life new york city and you've never had a new york in my life and i'm not saying 0.58

00:30:11.300 i don't have sex i'm just saying i've never had a one night stand in my entire life that's 0.97

00:30:14.740 incredible ever in my life that's amazing and it's nothing good for you yeah no but it's not

00:30:19.700 and I don't judge girls that do.

00:30:21.200 I'm just saying

00:30:21.700 like there's different girls. 0.81

00:30:23.040 How far off

00:30:24.120 from one night stands are you?

00:30:25.860 So like so like

00:30:26.480 I have to like get to know 0.82

00:30:27.580 a person who has sex. 0.99

00:30:29.240 Texting a little. 0.99

00:30:30.100 Sex. 0.98

00:30:30.400 You make guys hold out.

00:30:31.320 I usually make them wait

00:30:32.380 like two months.

00:30:33.360 What about a one?

00:30:34.140 What about a

00:30:34.620 You're lying.

00:30:35.700 Why'd you make that face? 0.97

00:30:37.220 Because it sounds like crazy

00:30:38.400 but it's true.

00:30:38.980 Two months?

00:30:39.420 Two months?

00:30:40.060 That's an eternity.

00:30:41.020 This does not

00:30:41.560 But as I'm getting older

00:30:42.740 I can wait like a couple

00:30:44.140 People die. 1.00

00:30:44.760 People fucking die. 1.00

00:30:46.280 That's actually true. 1.00

00:30:46.980 Like imagine some dude

00:30:47.380 took you to dinner

00:30:48.280 and then two months later he's dead deceased this is an r.i.p do you always wait no as we've gotten

00:30:55.840 older i've been telling her i actually it's shorter like i could do like um like six weeks

00:31:00.940 or like if it's like the seventh date or sixth date or something but like as i was younger like

00:31:05.500 i that was kind of like my is there a chance you and it has nothing to do with religious reasons

00:31:10.260 i've had one night stand yeah i've had a few and i don't think there's anything wrong with no

00:31:15.840 is there a chance you just haven't met

00:31:18.220 no it's just a good thing I do

00:31:20.100 like what if you came out to LA

00:31:22.920 I met like really hot guys and been like 1.00

00:31:24.980 oh my god they won fuck me and I'm like nah 1.00

00:31:26.820 fuck it yo you're tight that's awesome 1.00

00:31:28.820 that's fucking dope 1.00

00:31:29.740 what do you mean by tight like dope 1.00

00:31:32.440 I don't know probably not I would assume not

00:31:34.220 I would assume yes sorry

00:31:35.260 anyways

00:31:36.980 the weather today is great

00:31:39.700 I said the wrong thing

00:31:41.040 I want to touch on this though

00:31:42.100 for people that do have one night stands

00:31:44.420 uh-huh hey what's up how you doing i'm totally nothing wrong with that either and it's not like

00:31:48.520 i'm not like would never do i probably but still i'm not opposed to people that do it either there 0.98

00:31:53.560 is a conversation that takes place around oral sex on one night saints oh yeah girls are pretty 0.99

00:32:02.640 likely to give head on a one night stand really i feel like they just fuck because i don't like 1.00

00:32:07.620 I feel like I usually would just fuck 1.00

00:32:10.700 and not do that 1.00

00:32:12.200 you're the opposite

00:32:13.560 you would be down to oral 1.00

00:32:15.500 before sex 1.00

00:32:17.040 I would just go straight to sex 0.97

00:32:18.340 let me chime in for a second 0.98

00:32:21.200 in my eyes 0.99

00:32:22.480 sometimes a good blowjob 1.00

00:32:25.640 is just as good as good sex 0.99

00:32:28.120 that's why I tried

00:32:28.840 so it might as well be a one night stand

00:32:31.260 is what he's saying 0.99

00:32:32.180 I think a lot of girls out there are giving trash head 0.98

00:32:34.840 a lot of girls don't know how to give head 1.00

00:32:36.740 yeah it's trash 1.00

00:32:37.520 that's why we came up 0.99

00:32:38.580 with the gluck gluck

00:32:39.480 I think

00:32:40.000 the gluck gluck

00:32:40.460 that's why

00:32:41.200 how can you talk about this

00:32:42.280 how do you know you're good 1.00

00:32:42.940 cause you fucking look 1.00

00:32:44.060 into their eyes after 0.99

00:32:45.200 and they're like 0.84

00:32:45.800 freaking the fuck out

00:32:46.380 well I think like 0.88

00:32:46.960 like they've turned into

00:32:48.080 they're stuck

00:32:48.920 yo but even bad pizza

00:32:50.100 is good pizza

00:32:51.040 you know what I'm saying

00:32:51.840 not with head 0.92

00:32:52.780 with sex maybe 0.98

00:32:53.960 but with head 0.97

00:32:54.520 no you can tell

00:32:55.260 that you can just look

00:32:56.220 at a guy and know after

00:32:57.220 don't you agree

00:32:57.820 where he's like 1.00

00:32:58.200 oh fuck fuck 1.00

00:32:59.140 and you're like 1.00

00:32:59.580 I literally think

00:33:00.420 and they literally

00:33:01.040 like fall to the ground

00:33:02.300 like you literally

00:33:03.140 graze the tip

00:33:03.940 and he's like 1.00

00:33:04.260 fuck off 1.00

00:33:05.020 Yo, you know how I know I just got good head or good sex? 1.00

00:33:14.100 I always say, you hungry or anything? 0.97

00:33:17.400 Do you want to sleep over?

00:33:19.640 Do you want to sleep over? 0.99

00:33:20.920 Because, yo, this is fucked up. 0.99

00:33:22.420 Yeah, it's true. 1.00

00:33:22.880 But the first words after bad sex or bad head is usually, do you want me to get you a new one? 0.92

00:33:28.180 Like, how are you doing, girl? 0.97

00:33:29.040 Like, do you want me to get you a new one? 0.97

00:33:30.200 But when it's good sex, it's what do you want to eat?

00:33:32.720 All of a sudden you start, like, sending your DMs of, like, animals and, like, your FaceTime.

00:33:36.780 You're like, have you eaten today? 1.00

00:33:37.940 And it's like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:33:39.040 Yeah, that cute shit. 1.00

00:33:39.780 He liked that. 1.00

00:33:40.160 That cute shit. 1.00

00:33:40.420 It's cute. 1.00

00:33:40.860 When he's, like, come here and cuddle up.

00:33:42.680 Yeah, and you're like, Spencer, how are you feeling?

00:33:44.740 I'm doing good.

00:33:45.320 Well, something I want to know.

00:33:47.700 Spencer.

00:33:48.980 Something I want to know is, is this, like you mentioned earlier, like, this is, like,

00:33:52.840 normal girls.

00:33:54.820 Wait, what? 1.00

00:33:55.040 Would you prefer blowjob or sex over? 1.00

00:33:57.160 I don't know. 1.00

00:33:57.340 Are they equal to you?

00:33:58.540 No, it. 0.99

00:33:59.060 Because I think some guys don't like blowjobs. 1.00

00:34:00.540 You're going to answer that fucking question. 1.00

00:34:02.140 I am going to answer. 1.00

00:34:03.540 I am going to answer.

00:34:04.620 Real, like, genuine answer is that it's way more important with the energy for me.

00:34:09.360 Like, energy is everything.

00:34:10.720 It's not about, like, what's actually happening.

00:34:13.380 Hi.

00:34:13.980 But that's why I want to know.

00:34:15.460 Like, you guys say this is normal.

00:34:17.720 You're giving them a good rep.

00:34:19.280 What's normal?

00:34:19.740 Keep going.

00:34:20.300 Sorry. 0.92

00:34:20.540 So you're saying, like, this is, you want to represent normal girls.

00:34:23.480 Like, how is this normal? 0.96

00:34:26.580 okay when we say that we're normal we're talking about sex and we're not porn stars or strippers 0.60

00:34:33.020 which there's nothing wrong with that we embrace you know whatever yeah but we're two girls that

00:34:37.400 are not in that industry and we're talking about sex openly which there's not too many i wanted to

00:34:42.920 say this earlier yeah this is a good this is a good segue so yes you're right oh thank you to a

00:34:50.260 degree to a degree to a degree okay while i agree that you can most definitely be considered normal

00:34:57.120 girls i would also say y'all are way more open than i'll use a lot of the arbitrary number 50

00:35:03.140 percent of the population so so 50 of the population i would assume is on the same page

00:35:09.020 as you behind the scenes yeah and 50 even behind the scenes are like yo we're gonna do missionary

00:35:14.180 tonight like lights off dead fish yeah exactly like that every girl out there knock it off 0.99

00:35:19.620 knock it off dead fish days are over cut that shit it's 2019 it's time to make you i can tell 0.99

00:35:27.040 you right now with this podcast call her daddy these girls that are hi honey let's go home and 0.99

00:35:32.340 do missionary are becoming freaks and i want all the men to thank us right now yeah you're welcome

00:35:37.120 guys are coming out of the woodworks they are like girls are like you guys are giving me confidence

00:35:42.240 and telling me what to do

00:35:43.960 and now I want to do it.

00:35:44.860 Or they're like, 0.99

00:35:45.540 my man has never come from a blowjob 0.99

00:35:47.200 and he just came in 30 seconds 0.99

00:35:48.380 because I give him the double hand twist,

00:35:49.780 gaw-gaw combo.

00:35:50.360 I made it sloppy,

00:35:51.960 the saliva.

00:35:52.560 Isn't that crazy?

00:35:53.720 We talk about this all the time.

00:35:55.760 The gaw-gaw combo.

00:35:57.440 LA staple.

00:35:58.700 I was talking to a model friend of mine

00:36:00.520 and I mentioned something about like the twist

00:36:02.380 when giving head

00:36:03.260 and she's like,

00:36:04.020 what does that mean? 0.99

00:36:05.280 I used my hands during a blowjob. 0.99

00:36:06.980 What do you mean? 0.99

00:36:07.520 So many girls don't know.

00:36:09.580 See, this is what I say. 1.00

00:36:10.540 Every girl can give a blowjob 0.99

00:36:12.620 But it's the accessories that she brings 1.00

00:36:15.000 That makes that blowjob great 0.99

00:36:16.600 The saliva, the sloppiness 0.99

00:36:18.280 The noises

00:36:19.280 How wet you make it 0.99

00:36:21.340 Incorporating the balls 0.98

00:36:25.000 Hold on, let's break the internet 0.92

00:36:26.840 Quick, do you guys like a little 0.99

00:36:29.020 Finger in the butt 0.99

00:36:30.360 Lickage of the butt 0.99

00:36:31.140 Logan's like 0.89

00:36:35.280 I think I heard the doorbell, I gotta go

00:36:36.700 You guys answer this one for me 0.80

00:36:38.320 You don't like butt stuff?

00:36:40.540 I will plead the fifth.

00:36:41.340 No, Logan.

00:36:41.880 He can legally do that. 1.00

00:36:42.980 I'll answer your fucking question. 1.00

00:36:44.400 I love when guys are like, fuck yeah. 1.00

00:36:46.000 Cause it's like, you're a man. 1.00

00:36:47.240 Absolutely.

00:36:47.840 Listen.

00:36:48.300 Okay.

00:36:49.660 Absolutely not.

00:36:50.800 No, whatever.

00:36:52.300 Oh my God.

00:36:53.520 You want to know why?

00:36:54.800 I'm too scared to say it.

00:36:56.160 Nope.

00:36:56.480 Here's why. 1.00

00:36:58.180 Cause your ass is dirty and you don't want a girl going down there. 1.00

00:37:01.060 Are you kidding me? 1.00

00:37:01.840 You got a lot of hair at Logan.

00:37:03.180 I'm a hygiene freak.

00:37:04.700 Oh, you like that?

00:37:05.620 All right, check it.

00:37:06.300 No, when I was 12, I got a head injury on a trampoline.

00:37:10.160 I went to the doctor and my main brain head.

00:37:16.660 So they put a metal plate in my head.

00:37:19.380 And for some reason, during like the exams, prior to putting the titanium plate in my 0.98

00:37:23.280 head, the doctor had to do an exam where he stuck his finger on my butt. 0.97

00:37:26.480 Did you come? 0.99

00:37:27.140 Did I come?

00:37:28.060 I was 12.

00:37:28.820 I was 12 when I came.

00:37:31.860 Didn't tell me he was going to do it.

00:37:34.020 All of a sudden I'm laying on the bed, by the way, almost, almost dying.

00:37:37.820 I have a seven millimeter skull fracture. 0.98

00:37:39.460 shoves his finger on my butt 0.99

00:37:41.280 I'm like 0.99

00:37:41.620 and my mom's like

00:37:43.920 honey it's fine

00:37:44.520 I'm like what's happening

00:37:45.300 and from then on

00:37:46.800 I PTSD

00:37:47.560 I can't do it

00:37:49.780 but I think maybe

00:37:50.600 like you just have to find

00:37:51.500 the right girl

00:37:51.960 that would like

00:37:52.460 easy into it

00:37:53.500 no no no no

00:37:54.220 you don't understand

00:37:54.880 I don't think you know

00:37:55.460 what I'm saying

00:37:55.860 even like when you 1.00

00:37:57.300 wipe your butthole 0.99

00:37:57.960 after your poop 1.00

00:37:58.540 you're like PTSD 0.77

00:37:59.200 don't go

00:37:59.820 I get scared of myself

00:38:00.200 okay

00:38:00.640 have you ever

00:38:01.940 have you ever

00:38:02.580 like to your guy friends

00:38:03.780 like gone up to them 0.99

00:38:04.720 and kind of poked their butthole 0.89

00:38:05.800 what's their reaction 0.96

00:38:06.560 what's their reaction

00:38:07.440 when they're walking up the stairs

00:38:08.300 like

00:38:08.540 like i clench i clench you're like oh so what what's their reaction though are they freak out

00:38:13.660 yeah right so this is the thing i think a lot of guys and i'm sorry to burst the bubble but like i 0.98

00:38:18.200 think a lot of guys freak the fuck out about anything with butt because naturally it's 0.99

00:38:22.080 associated with gay sex yeah if it feels good there's no sexuality attached to it it doesn't 0.99

00:38:27.220 fucking it doesn't make you gay or not gay to like like so it's not even about that i don't 0.99

00:38:31.600 know and i hear you i have a funny thing but there are some guys my thing about it is i have 0.99

00:38:37.740 had girls do it the wrong way oh my god they do it too aggressively it's aggressively and it is 0.98

00:38:44.600 on you're like solicit like it's like it's like yo you're getting a regular blowjob a double 0.99

00:38:49.080 handed gluck gluck like yeah on top of all that shit and then out of nowhere you have a finger 1.00

00:38:54.140 in your asshole yeah i'm sitting out on the couch and literally i swear the last time it happened 1.00

00:38:59.920 my head almost went through the fucking ceiling what the fuck is this my head almost went through 1.00

00:39:03.360 the fucking ceiling girls fuck it up you really need to ease into it and i think you know you 1.00

00:39:08.180 should be asking the guy too like does this feel good like ease in like go before the ass sorry 1.00

00:39:13.540 we're doing go dick to balls and then me yeah and also i could equate that to like you guys don't 0.99

00:39:19.580 like that which is fine but like how many fucking guys are out there doing the fucking jackhammer 0.99

00:39:24.280 when they're fingering the girl we're done with that just can you give me some context i think i 1.00

00:39:29.960 know what you're talking about but yeah baby you like that and i'm like no my vagina is bleeding 0.92

00:39:33.980 thank you like relax guys and that's the thing it's like that's what we talk about in our podcast 0.92

00:39:39.000 guys aren't going up to their guy friends being like it's like how do you finger a girl that's

00:39:44.120 why our podcast is working because like guys don't really like to like so right build pull

00:39:48.240 down their ego and be like so like what do you do when you eat out a girl ask him how to finger

00:39:51.720 a girl like mike i i will actually yeah we've we've like mike are you doing the clockwise

00:39:56.100 what is the ratio me and me and him talk about everything what is the ratio but you're not like

00:40:02.560 clockwise clit delight i will say i will say this i've seen i've seen in some porns and also in real

00:40:11.540 life i've seen it that there are a very small percentage of girls that actually do get off on

00:40:16.460 and i'm not saying it's okay this is the wrong yeah like have you ever been in a situation where

00:40:20.640 which is a really aggressive-

00:40:23.060 It's gross. 0.96

00:40:23.980 I agree, but porn is like the small, small population. 0.99

00:40:29.140 What's the right ratio of clit to- 1.00

00:40:31.900 It should be mostly clit, then inside. 0.98

00:40:34.160 Well, cooch-gobbler combo is something that we teach guys. 0.87

00:40:36.300 Y'all got names, so what is that?

00:40:38.240 That's hate.

00:40:38.640 Make merch. 0.99

00:40:39.420 Please make merch that says cooch-gobbler combo, please. 0.98

00:40:42.020 I know, I know. 1.00

00:40:42.620 See, the cooch-gobbler combo is how you eat a girl out. 0.92

00:40:44.900 Guys think they literally go down on a girl

00:40:46.880 and shove their tongue inside. 0.99

00:40:48.780 And they're like, no, it needs to be clockwise on the clit. 1.00

00:40:51.780 Have you guys ever hummed on your girl's clit? 0.98

00:40:53.840 Have you guys ever done a hummingbird? 0.98

00:40:54.740 Some creative vibration.

00:40:56.080 Yes.

00:40:56.260 But like, it's a specific way.

00:40:57.540 You guys should go listen to that episode.

00:40:58.760 We call it creative vibration.

00:40:59.400 No.

00:40:59.940 We call it a vibration creator.

00:41:01.720 Or a double Roomba boom boom.

00:41:05.260 We've called it that multiple times.

00:41:06.840 No.

00:41:07.520 No. 1.00

00:41:08.600 No, but a lot of guys don't know this shit. 1.00

00:41:10.640 And also a lot of guys obviously don't even know what the fucking clit is. 1.00

00:41:12.820 Well, and then people aren't talking about it. 1.00

00:41:14.660 So guys are going and watching porn or girls and they're like, oh yeah, they love it when 0.99

00:41:18.520 you punch him in the head. 1.00

00:41:20.320 That's called a donkey punch. 1.00

00:41:21.580 A donkey punch. 0.91

00:41:23.160 And it's like, no, we don't want to get knocked out. 1.00

00:41:26.040 No, it tightens the sphincter. 0.99

00:41:27.980 The donkey punch tightens the sphincter for the ultimate orgasm. 0.98

00:41:31.100 Spencer, I... 0.99

00:41:32.620 Poor guy.

00:41:33.300 Spencer, I...

00:41:34.260 Spencer!

00:41:35.500 It's going to be okay.

00:41:36.380 It's going to be all right.

00:41:37.120 I'm just sitting this play out.

00:41:37.580 Do you like eating a girl out, Spencer?

00:41:39.680 Yo, you won't be the first person to walk on the set of impulsive.

00:41:41.940 You don't like...

00:41:42.460 You won't be the first person to walk. 0.99

00:41:43.900 Do you know where a girl's clit is, Spencer? 0.99

00:41:45.940 I was going to ask. 1.00

00:41:46.780 Not answering.

00:41:47.140 I was going to ask.

00:41:47.700 Okay.

00:41:48.240 What's the most effective way to find it?

00:41:50.740 Ooh.

00:41:51.800 I think.

00:41:52.720 So, Phoebe.

00:41:53.820 You would go down.

00:41:55.340 You would go to the top area. 0.99

00:41:57.420 I hope you know what the vagina is. 0.99

00:41:59.020 You're at the vagina. 0.99

00:41:59.820 For love of God. 1.00

00:42:00.240 I would assume I know.

00:42:01.480 Okay, you look.

00:42:02.500 You would be surprised.

00:42:03.900 I'm going to do a tutorial. 0.99

00:42:04.760 Dude's like trying to finger my butthole. 0.99

00:42:06.300 He's like, does that feel good? 0.99

00:42:07.760 I'm like, that's my nose.

00:42:09.400 That's my nose.

00:42:10.840 You're going to look at her lips.

00:42:12.840 You're going to go to the top.

00:42:14.180 There might be a hood.

00:42:15.580 I don't know if you guys knew that.

00:42:16.460 Every girl is different.

00:42:17.380 I know, I know, I know. 1.00

00:42:18.960 Looking for a little ball.

00:42:20.120 You're going to lift up the hood and there should be a clip. 0.91

00:42:22.580 But some girls don't have hoods.

00:42:23.820 Do you guys like girls? 0.79

00:42:24.700 It's like the engine. 1.00

00:42:25.860 It's engine in the face.

00:42:26.720 Do we like it? 1.00

00:42:27.800 That's like asking me if I like being punched in the face by fucking. 1.00

00:42:30.480 No, no, no. 1.00

00:42:30.960 Hold on. 1.00

00:42:31.460 Fuck you for a minute. 1.00

00:42:32.580 Hold on. 1.00

00:42:33.080 There are two types. 1.00

00:42:34.040 Like, okay, there's the vagina that's like the porn star, like hot dog in a bun situation. 0.99

00:42:37.700 Or there's like the roast beef situation where it's just like more to love kind of situation. 1.00

00:42:41.540 If your vagina resembles food, I do not want to be a part of it. 1.00

00:42:45.560 Pussy. 1.00

00:42:46.120 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:42:46.840 No.

00:42:47.020 No, no, no, no.

00:42:48.960 Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:42:49.740 Not that I don't want to be a part of it,

00:42:51.240 but I would prefer that I have my lunch or dinner 0.99

00:42:55.660 and then have sex after. 0.99

00:42:56.980 We keep those separate. 1.00

00:42:57.760 That's how I know you're immature to bitch boy. 1.00

00:43:00.680 That's how I know you two have six inch sub vaginas. 1.00

00:43:06.100 No, no, no, no. 1.00

00:43:06.900 Fuck that shit. 1.00

00:43:08.340 No, this is the thing. 1.00

00:43:10.560 There's a lot of girls out there 0.91

00:43:11.960 and I feel bad they write in. 1.00

00:43:13.260 Girls are self-conscious about their vaginas 1.00

00:43:14.980 because of little bitch boys. 1.00

00:43:16.060 Check it, check it, check it. 1.00

00:43:16.820 let me let me say one last thing i had this conversation with a girl i was talking to i am

00:43:22.040 not going to no no i hear what you're saying but that's like a girl being like oh my god i mean

00:43:26.760 you don't like if she has anything at all that you want it to be just a slit you said no no you

00:43:32.640 okay so explain it you said what do you yeah you shouldn't you shouldn't have said well but you 1.00

00:43:38.340 said fuck out of here i already had dinner type shit i'm like so if you pull a girl's panties 1.00

00:43:43.200 and you're like, too much, go butt left. 1.00

00:43:45.420 No, you love going down, you say.

00:43:48.380 I do, and I love it.

00:43:50.180 I live there, but what do you do?

00:43:51.940 I live there, I reside there.

00:43:53.700 I have an address.

00:43:55.680 He literally, it's one of my favorite zip codes.

00:43:58.340 That's good.

00:43:59.020 But what do you think is too much?

00:44:00.980 No, I just wanted to say,

00:44:02.220 we have a lot of girls writing into us 1.00

00:44:03.880 that are extremely insecure about their vagina, 1.00

00:44:06.160 and there are girls getting fucking surgeries 1.00

00:44:07.900 on their vagina. 1.00

00:44:08.340 You know what, this is the other thing. 1.00

00:44:09.620 No, girls, fuck that. 1.00

00:44:10.800 There are guys that actually prefer it and they're like extra me. 1.00

00:44:14.860 My aunt told me that.

00:44:16.040 I probably shouldn't be saying that.

00:44:17.060 I dove into this conversation with a girl I was talking to in the past.

00:44:20.000 If you're listening, you know who you are.

00:44:21.760 And I was under the understanding that I thought the more promiscuous you are 0.99

00:44:30.220 and the more sex you have. 0.99

00:44:34.100 Yo, excuse my ignorance, but that's what I thought. 0.96

00:44:36.320 Let's clear it up now.

00:44:37.680 Not only does it apparently not affect how loose you are,

00:44:40.700 but it also doesn't affect the hood, let's call it.

00:44:44.180 The lips, the labia.

00:44:46.480 Like hot dog in a bun.

00:44:48.480 That's a myth.

00:44:49.600 Can we clear that up on impulsive? 0.64

00:44:51.220 If a girl has sex with 900 men, 0.99

00:44:53.720 it doesn't affect her vagina at all. 0.99

00:44:55.760 So that's why I hear them when they say girls are insecure. 0.97

00:44:58.880 To answer your question, what I prefer,

00:45:00.580 no preference because why does it really matter?

00:45:02.520 What if you fall in love with a girl

00:45:03.740 who's got something like you might-

00:45:05.780 I don't think we're talking about falling in love here, one.

00:45:07.940 Hold on a second.

00:45:08.540 And two, I want to go back and revisit this for one second. 0.90

00:45:16.380 The way you initially phrased it, you scared the fuck out of me. 0.96

00:45:20.020 I thought you meant like she's tucking it in her socks. 0.99

00:45:22.940 Like literally, you scared the fucking shit out of me. 0.99

00:45:25.360 Can we Google it? 0.99

00:45:26.880 Can we Google it?

00:45:27.800 Fine.

00:45:28.380 Is this fine?

00:45:29.060 No, you'll get, what is it, demonetized or whatever?

00:45:31.600 We're already demonetized.

00:45:33.200 Google it. 1.00

00:45:34.140 Google a vagina. 1.00

00:45:35.740 No, it's over for us, baby. 1.00

00:45:37.200 It's done.

00:45:37.660 you don't have to

00:45:39.300 but I apologize

00:45:40.180 no I apologize

00:45:41.120 I love 0.99

00:45:42.120 vagina 1.00

00:45:43.020 he loves it 0.99

00:45:43.980 he has a residency 0.99

00:45:45.100 at the vagina 0.99

00:45:45.800 Tony's like cell phone 0.99

00:45:47.360 above his head

00:45:48.100 and like the

00:45:48.600 yeah yeah yeah

00:45:49.320 he's like call me 1.00

00:45:50.340 I love vagina 0.99

00:45:51.000 mom if you see this episode 0.99

00:45:54.180 turn it off

00:45:55.040 if you're still watching mom 1.00

00:45:56.340 turn this shit the fuck off 1.00

00:45:57.620 you should have never watched it 1.00

00:45:59.680 we did sex the whole time 0.98

00:46:01.320 are y'all as confident 0.82

00:46:02.240 as you appear

00:46:02.900 yeah

00:46:03.500 so being as confident

00:46:06.600 as you are

00:46:07.080 sexually forward as you are

00:46:08.400 when it's time 0.93

00:46:08.960 when it's time to throw down

00:46:10.040 are dudes intimidated?

00:46:11.540 Like I would be a little

00:46:12.240 like I would

00:46:12.980 I would do jumping jacks 1.00

00:46:14.560 before we fuck 1.00

00:46:15.140 to be honest 0.99

00:46:15.600 like I'd be doing pushups 0.99

00:46:16.760 and shit 0.90

00:46:17.000 like it's go time 1.00

00:46:18.000 it's game time

00:46:18.620 I'd listen to Alex Jones

00:46:19.660 give me a pump up speech

00:46:20.540 like it's

00:46:21.260 I'm going in

00:46:22.320 I was dating a guy actually

00:46:24.580 and we were about to hook up

00:46:26.980 and his wiener got soft

00:46:28.240 and he couldn't

00:46:29.120 he couldn't get hard

00:46:30.140 he literally was like

00:46:31.700 your podcast

00:46:32.520 like I'm freaking

00:46:33.340 oh my god

00:46:36.740 like that's what i'm saying yo by the way you've been throwing out double dabs because i do it 0.97

00:46:41.500 for tom i'm like come on tom let's fucking do people still dab i want to bring it back i think 0.92

00:46:47.420 i want to bring it back um i know i know you're saying i mean i think there are a lot of guys 0.92

00:46:52.500 that i guess do get intimidated but i don't know but it's not enough that they're not gonna have 0.97

00:46:57.340 sex with you i mean you're a guy at the end of the fucking day but i do think like i'm a little 0.98

00:47:00.920 like i am a certain way with guys when i'm alone with them like i'm not like okay are you gonna 1.00

00:47:05.560 Give me the fucking huge couple combo, bitch. 1.00

00:47:07.640 Like, no, I'm not like you're there. 1.00

00:47:08.240 Yo, that's why I kind of called you a phony.

00:47:10.080 I feel like I know your type.

00:47:11.780 You act like you're super open and say,

00:47:14.720 like, I don't know.

00:47:16.100 I believe you when you say like you perform

00:47:19.380 and like the gluck gluck combo twist.

00:47:22.160 With certain people.

00:47:22.840 I'm on the same, like,

00:47:24.460 it's not that I'm calling you a liar.

00:47:25.900 I'm, I don't. 0.97

00:47:26.720 You're saying I'm not a whore, Logan? 0.87

00:47:29.000 I don't know. 0.80

00:47:29.840 I don't know.

00:47:30.300 No, I know what you mean.

00:47:31.060 I think I definitely am.

00:47:31.780 I feel like you're a standout kind of girl

00:47:33.520 and you and you and online you might not perceive yourself like that you know what i think and i

00:47:39.560 actually i understand what you're saying i think i have been able to find a way because of like

00:47:46.180 my background and stuff like um i've been able to like articulate exactly what i'm doing in the

00:47:50.880 bedroom which like if you meet me at a bar i'm not like i'm gonna go fuck this guy tonight i'm 0.99

00:47:55.260 gonna take him home and i'm gonna like spin on his dick and jump but surely people think that 0.99

00:48:00.200 Of course, but like I'm on a podcast and I need to speak and I want girls to know exactly what 1.00

00:48:05.360 I'm doing. Like I came home the other night and I was like, I kind of got high and I had sex and 0.70

00:48:09.100 I was like the best thing. Cause I learn a lot when I'm, I don't know if you guys have high sex, 0.70

00:48:12.840 but I think it's the best sex. Sometimes you don't have to answer that question because you

00:48:16.300 may get demonetized, but have you ever had sex on acid? Yes. But I guess my answer is like,

00:48:26.060 there are things that like i don't naturally have a conversation like out about this but it's my

00:48:30.940 podcast and like that's what i talk about so i'm telling people should i don't talk about really

00:48:35.060 no alex i mean i mean maybe you wait two months or whatever but it's not like she's not doing

00:48:40.340 anything with these guys like she's still a savage she still brings guys home maybe there's 0.65

00:48:45.060 not having sexual intercourse right away can we talk about something important that that hits home 0.94

00:48:50.240 Can we talk about playing house with girls that you're just hooking up with? 0.73

00:48:54.840 Wait, explain that.

00:48:56.000 Okay.

00:48:56.920 Do you have girls that are like.

00:48:58.700 Not me.

00:48:59.440 I'm not going to say who does. 0.95

00:49:00.720 No, girls. 0.91

00:49:01.440 But question for you.

00:49:02.460 Okay.

00:49:04.080 How do you keep it strictly sexual?

00:49:08.280 Like at what point have you.

00:49:09.900 And so like I've always lived by a three rule, a three time rule.

00:49:13.040 As soon as you have that third intercourse, you have crossed the line into house territory.

00:49:18.880 No.

00:49:19.240 she's bringing the toothbrush the dog can live at the house like it's on you it's on you you we

00:49:24.220 talk to girls it's girls fault we say there's a difference girls go around and say oh my god he's 1.00

00:49:29.220 a fuck boy no no if he has a lot of sex with girls he's not a fuck boy that's you catching 1.00

00:49:32.280 feelings but the thing is it's it's when a guy tells you and manipulates you and says i i feel 1.00

00:49:36.960 right are you doing that with these girls are you saying i like you not me and i won't say who does 0.60

00:49:42.420 but i am the i am i am the fucking king of transparency okay i say i i'm sorry i have 0.84

00:49:52.180 to tell you this and i hate to say it so frankly but i do not know your name right now and i 0.85

00:49:56.740 appreciate the fact that i don't know i don't know if that's the way to do it but if right

00:50:00.920 off the bat i don't know what your name is i'm sorry okay but that's not nice that's not nice

00:50:05.240 no no hold on a second you're saying you're you're approaching like i'm joking i'm not joking i know

00:50:10.840 i'm saying that's not nice but you should just you should be like i'm kidding i've never i've

00:50:14.880 never said that in my entire life if you say i don't want to be serious to her face then it's 0.96

00:50:19.840 her fucking fault whatever feelings she gets and starts playing house i think it's the the issues 0.99

00:50:24.040 when guys i and i get it because i've done this to guys like you naturally think like oh fuck like 1.00

00:50:29.500 hype them up and be like i love that like that was great like let's hang out again like i really 0.98

00:50:33.020 like you if you're doing that to a girl and you're giving her the wrong impression then that's on you

00:50:37.960 when she starts to get feelings but if you're up front with her from the beginning then that's

00:50:40.980 her fault what if you're neither yeah well then you're silent no what if you're not manipulative 0.61

00:50:46.480 it's to further your agenda of fucking let's call it and what if you're not up front right at the 0.91

00:50:54.860 beginning like you're saying i think then you're wrong i'm gonna be honest mike's talking about me 0.98

00:50:59.020 i have a fucking problem i have a serious problem you don't like to say here's my here's my problem 0.98

00:51:03.060 for selfish reasons 1.00

00:51:04.140 I love feminine energy

00:51:05.820 I love hanging around

00:51:06.560 women

00:51:07.220 I love having them around

00:51:09.180 I love

00:51:09.680 vibing with them

00:51:10.560 making jokes 1.00

00:51:11.120 just fucking around 1.00

00:51:11.860 and 0.99

00:51:12.320 I'm never

00:51:13.900 I never address

00:51:15.220 what we are

00:51:16.100 I never say like

00:51:16.700 yo by the way

00:51:17.100 like I'm not looking

00:51:17.680 for anything exclusive

00:51:18.520 and on the contrary

00:51:20.540 I also never say like

00:51:21.780 hey by the way

00:51:22.480 like we're

00:51:22.920 like this

00:51:23.460 could be going somewhere

00:51:24.780 like I'm feeling

00:51:25.420 I'm catching feelings

00:51:26.500 we're just

00:51:26.840 we're hanging out

00:51:28.020 and 90% of the time

00:51:29.760 they get feelings

00:51:30.480 and they're like

00:51:30.800 99% of the time

00:51:32.840 Why are we married, Logan?

00:51:34.420 And I say to him, and I say to him, bro,

00:51:36.560 every time when I see him go over the hump,

00:51:39.320 I say, bro, you're going over the hump. 0.97

00:51:41.360 And then how shitty is it? 0.94

00:51:42.740 The toothbrush just came in. 0.95

00:51:43.180 How shitty is it? 0.99

00:51:43.660 Because then you have to get rid of her. 0.99

00:51:45.300 Well, that's the shitty part. 0.84

00:51:46.120 Because I still care about all of them. 0.88

00:51:48.560 But she's too far in that it's like, you can't. 1.00

00:51:50.380 I've always said, like, I'm a nice asshole. 0.99

00:51:52.880 Like, I'm so nice. 0.99

00:51:54.280 I'm so respectful.

00:51:55.040 And I really do care.

00:51:57.040 But I just, that word exclusive.

00:51:59.120 Because then she's like, wait,

00:52:00.060 but why aren't we boyfriend and girlfriend? 1.00

00:52:01.380 And you're like, the thing is, the problem is it's too many girls out here are dating guys and hoping and praying that they're not a fuck boy. 0.99

00:52:10.120 Alex and I have this thing. 1.00

00:52:11.800 Any guy that wears shoes, shirt and pants is a fuck. 1.00

00:52:14.820 I love that. 1.00

00:52:15.400 I read that.

00:52:15.960 I love that. 1.00

00:52:17.060 Every man is a fuck boy until proven otherwise. 1.00

00:52:20.100 And that's it. 1.00

00:52:20.960 Obama, Dolly, Obama, everyone. 1.00

00:52:23.560 Girls need to get this to their head. 1.00

00:52:25.060 Hold on a second. 0.99

00:52:25.540 I have to stop you for one second.

00:52:27.340 OK.

00:52:27.800 And this is when I have to. 0.99

00:52:29.180 Mike's like, I am not a fuck. 0.99

00:52:31.200 I am going to come in right now 1.00

00:52:35.840 and I am going to drag my boy

00:52:37.760 Spencer back into this conversation 1.00

00:52:39.300 by his fucking unwilling limbs 1.00

00:52:41.620 and present you 1.00

00:52:42.840 and present you a non 0.99

00:52:45.440 fuckboy. Are they 0.97

00:52:47.560 rare? Yes. Are they

00:52:49.820 rare in LA?

00:52:51.760 Yes.

00:52:53.160 But they do exist.

00:52:56.480 This is the thing.

00:52:59.200 Wait, wait, wait.

00:52:59.720 he was going to say something.

00:53:00.420 I've never hooked up

00:53:01.200 with someone in LA

00:53:02.460 other than my girlfriend.

00:53:03.900 You have a girlfriend?

00:53:04.620 He has a girlfriend.

00:53:05.300 I didn't even know that.

00:53:06.160 Now I recognize

00:53:07.020 why they're silent.

00:53:07.740 That would be quiet too.

00:53:08.480 I dove into the lion's den.

00:53:10.000 You're like, 1.00

00:53:10.340 this bitch is talking about 1.00

00:53:11.460 the cooch gobbler combo 1.00

00:53:12.440 and I'm not saying. 1.00

00:53:14.980 I'm about it.

00:53:15.640 I respect it.

00:53:16.220 I respect you.

00:53:16.800 I respect you

00:53:17.900 both giving people

00:53:19.680 the tools they need.

00:53:21.020 Yes,

00:53:21.460 that's the thing. 0.54

00:53:22.120 Girls need these tools.

00:53:23.680 I respect it

00:53:24.200 because we go through

00:53:25.580 sex ed in school 1.00

00:53:26.940 and it's like the dumbest 1.00

00:53:28.000 it's the dumbest stuff. 1.00

00:53:29.520 My first sex teacher, I asked her, what happens if you hit the cervix? 1.00

00:53:33.300 And she's like, that'll never happen. 1.00

00:53:35.780 And then I went through puberty and I was like, this is a fuck. 1.00

00:53:38.140 Mine told me that the girl explodes when you hit the cervix, that their actual body obliterates. 0.99

00:53:42.480 Well, no, because I don't mean to get like emotional with it.

00:53:45.300 But like when we're younger, if like a little boy is touching himself inappropriately, you like smack his hand away. 1.00

00:53:50.980 You're like, fuck you. 1.00

00:53:52.220 Everything with sex when you're younger is like shameful, bad, you're going to get pregnant. 1.00

00:53:56.280 You feel a lot of shame around sex.

00:53:58.600 No, no, they should be like, that's for the bedroom.

00:54:00.260 Go enjoy yourself.

00:54:01.220 People are so awkward about it.

00:54:02.680 The phenomenon you just described is the reason why I was dry humping body pillows.

00:54:07.020 Right, right.

00:54:07.820 I didn't want to do it.

00:54:08.940 I didn't want to do it, but I was so young.

00:54:10.540 I didn't know what to do.

00:54:11.480 My wiener. 0.99

00:54:12.340 My ex-boyfriend, how he masturbates is he humps a blanket. 1.00

00:54:17.820 Wait, hold on. 0.99

00:54:18.140 How old is he?

00:54:18.740 How old is he?

00:54:19.660 No, but he's from Mormon culture.

00:54:22.140 He was Mormon until he was 31.

00:54:24.080 You're from Salt Lake City.

00:54:25.040 Yeah.

00:54:25.360 I was going to ask you this.

00:54:26.380 Yes.

00:54:26.560 How did you make it out? 1.00

00:54:27.580 you're not Mormon 1.00

00:54:29.340 I'm not fucking Mormon 0.99

00:54:30.940 hi I'm wearing a hoodie that says 0.99

00:54:33.460 degrade me

00:54:34.300 call her daddy thank you

00:54:36.340 it's still merch I'm not gonna lie it's still merch

00:54:38.760 I brought you one Logan

00:54:40.000 I asked this before the podcast if I wore the degrade me

00:54:43.560 merch you're gonna have guys and girls trying to

00:54:45.440 she's gonna like whip out your wiener and be like 0.92

00:54:48.560 I'm tough to degrade 0.93

00:54:50.100 I've been degraded a lot

00:54:51.460 do you like it

00:54:53.520 answer me this

00:54:56.240 yes how would i be degraded like how like i'm pretty dominant and she goes in and she gets 1.00

00:55:02.400 herself off and like she's like go down on me bitch i'm gonna finger your butt i had that 0.99

00:55:07.340 happen once and you're like i feel you i had that happen once really yeah oh uh it was dope yeah 0.99

00:55:12.860 guys i can't hear anything i can't shit brad i just kicked this out help us help us brad 0.92

00:55:20.120 Help us, Brad. 0.90

00:55:23.280 What's happening right now, Brad?

00:55:24.880 I don't know where this goes.

00:55:26.500 That should be plugged in somewhere.

00:55:27.760 Do you still have something? 0.99

00:55:28.340 Put it up your butthole. 0.99

00:55:29.420 Research for this quick. 0.99

00:55:29.920 Should I put it up my butthole now? 0.97

00:55:31.480 Do it. 0.98

00:55:32.180 Do it.

00:55:32.520 On impulsive quick.

00:55:33.220 Do it.

00:55:33.960 Hurry.

00:55:35.100 Brad.

00:55:36.640 Help.

00:55:37.700 Wait, it's like hot in here.

00:55:39.520 It's really hot.

00:55:40.680 You guys won't.

00:55:42.200 I don't have anything.

00:55:43.420 Hold on.

00:55:43.820 Wait, ask her about cheating.

00:55:45.040 Ask her about cheating.

00:55:46.340 Just like Sophia, do you endorse cheating?

00:55:48.200 How much time do you have?

00:55:49.780 We?

00:55:51.360 They're with us for the rest of the night.

00:55:53.020 I feel like we'll be here a while.

00:55:54.280 Okay.

00:55:54.720 Yo, I'm curious.

00:55:55.920 How would you, how do you both plan?

00:55:57.520 No, no, no, no, never mind. 1.00

00:55:58.280 Fuck that. 1.00

00:55:58.600 Y'all suck. 1.00

00:55:59.060 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:56:00.000 No, you're great.

00:56:00.500 No, we want to sing.

00:56:02.380 How do you both plan on finding true love?

00:56:05.020 Is that a thing? 0.99

00:56:05.580 Oh, God damn it. 1.00

00:56:05.920 Oh, Spencer, fuck you. 1.00

00:56:08.140 Oh, God. 1.00

00:56:09.340 Are you serious?

00:56:10.500 Are you serious? 1.00

00:56:11.440 I got a stupid fucking question. 1.00

00:56:13.660 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:56:15.080 Oh, my God.

00:56:16.120 What is this? 1.00

00:56:16.680 Beauty of the fucking beast? 0.99

00:56:17.680 we just released an episode on how to not catch feelings last night so you're just at the stage 0.99

00:56:27.900 of life where you're like i'm not even gonna think no listen like i've had a boy boyfriend

00:56:31.960 boyfriend before and like i if i'm in a committed relationship i'm in it but like i'm not looking

00:56:37.160 for something like too super serious right now um so like when i'll know when i'm ready um but

00:56:43.280 Like, I just am enjoying my career and like my time.

00:56:45.400 You say you'll know when you're ready.

00:56:49.340 No, but yeah.

00:56:50.220 You did say that just now.

00:56:51.640 Okay, sorry.

00:56:52.180 Why?

00:56:52.500 Take it back.

00:56:53.420 No, I'm saying like, for me, I've always been caught off guard.

00:56:56.240 It's the ones you don't expect anything.

00:56:58.340 And then all of a sudden you're like, oh, we're here.

00:57:00.140 I kind of like know a little bit about your last relationship.

00:57:01.660 It was like a little like, whoo.

00:57:02.880 Like, it was like, you didn't know it was coming in.

00:57:05.360 You got swept off your feet.

00:57:06.360 Wait, which one are you talking about?

00:57:07.540 Oh, what?

00:57:07.980 I don't know.

00:57:08.400 The most recent one. 0.92

00:57:09.320 The one that kind of looks like you in a weird way. 0.96

00:57:11.140 Oh. 0.86

00:57:11.940 Oh, that wasn't a relationship.

00:57:13.280 Oh, wait, I was talking about the one that was like, what are you guys talking about?

00:57:19.140 I don't even know what I'm saying.

00:57:21.620 The one that was an actress and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:24.180 Relationships are great, are great.

00:57:26.460 But for me, I'm saying like, and to be honest.

00:57:28.420 Yeah, you're like in a great point in your career where like, I don't think, no offense,

00:57:31.600 but like for me, if I was a psychologist, because my mother is, I would look at you

00:57:35.520 and be like, you're not ready to settle down.

00:57:37.380 You should have girls that you're like dating and kind of seeing, but you're not ready to 0.98

00:57:40.840 be like in shit towards marriage yet. 0.97

00:57:42.920 you're not 0.99

00:57:43.360 here's the sad part of it

00:57:44.540 you say that

00:57:45.400 the girls that he talks to

00:57:47.080 watch that

00:57:47.900 and they still

00:57:48.920 will be like

00:57:49.520 I'm gonna change him

00:57:50.860 I'm gonna change him

00:57:52.340 that's the other thing

00:57:53.000 we've talked about this too 1.00

00:57:54.200 the fuck boy thing 1.00

00:57:55.300 there's two types of fuck boys 1.00

00:57:56.800 yep 1.00

00:57:57.080 there's one that is a fuck boy 1.00

00:57:58.720 to the core 1.00

00:57:59.260 they're gonna be

00:57:59.960 70 years old

00:58:01.020 in the nursing home

00:58:01.820 it's part of their personality

00:58:02.500 whistling at old ladies

00:58:03.680 and whatever

00:58:04.740 I

00:58:05.160 no

00:58:05.780 then

00:58:07.760 then

00:58:08.260 it's alright

00:58:09.300 we got this

00:58:09.820 we got this

00:58:10.220 right 1.00

00:58:10.480 then there are fuck boys 1.00

00:58:11.720 that are just going through 1.00

00:58:12.540 a fuck boy phase yeah all right that's definitely and they will every single right i can do this i 0.99

00:58:18.140 will come i'm gonna make it out yo i know logan's giving me in his 50s he's gonna be the best dad 0.99

00:58:22.460 ever super cool we can discuss fiscal opportunities together it's gonna be great girls are seeing that 0.99

00:58:28.900 little glimpse of him girls are seeing that glimpse of logan and they're freaking the fuck

00:58:33.080 out and they're like yeah i can get that because it's not a glimpse he he he will come up to them

00:58:39.680 behind the kitchen, in the kitchen, behind them.

00:58:41.860 I love you, baby. He'll put his head on their left

00:58:43.940 shoulder, wrap his arms around them

00:58:45.980 and he goes, he goes, you're giving away all the

00:58:47.920 secrets. He'll go, he'll go,

00:58:49.640 babe. He goes,

00:58:51.640 babe. No, I don't. And then her heart melts

00:58:53.580 and she's like, oh my God. He's about to

00:58:55.840 pull out a ring. It's happening.

00:58:57.840 Hey, whoa, whoa. You just brought up something interesting

00:58:59.820 that I gotta, I gotta just, as a roommate

00:59:01.900 in the house, I do gotta ask. You just

00:59:03.820 mentioned you got a video of that.

00:59:05.560 Why do you gather so much video of Logan

00:59:07.880 and his relationship? No, no, no.

00:59:09.680 I don't know. I'll wait. I got

00:59:13.720 hours here. We have

00:59:15.380 Nest cameras. Yeah, but that's

00:59:17.720 not a human being like

00:59:19.540 pressing record on, you know what I'm saying?

00:59:20.800 No, but it's there.

00:59:22.380 And also,

00:59:25.760 and also, I am

00:59:27.000 the CRM, Chief Relationship Manager

00:59:28.840 at this house. That's what I was getting into.

00:59:30.620 I'm intimately knowing

00:59:32.740 of all of his little intricacies.

00:59:34.920 Of course. And I am a, what you would call

00:59:36.960 manager of sorts for those

00:59:38.880 intricacies. So you have to film his

00:59:40.940 interaction. So I have to film all the time.

00:59:42.280 His penis is entering the vagina. 1.00

00:59:45.300 Film. He's got night vision 1.00

00:59:46.780 goggles. Let me ask you something.

00:59:49.220 Maybe part of my 1.00

00:59:50.840 fuck boy-ness comes from 1.00

00:59:52.340 the following. 1.00

00:59:54.660 Sometimes I find it

00:59:56.600 hard to get off,

00:59:58.400 even emotionally, I'm not literally talking about like 0.92

01:00:00.280 ejaculation. I'm talking about like get off 0.97

01:00:02.400 if I'm

01:00:04.560 hooking up with the same girl for a long

01:00:06.400 period of time. Part of the

01:00:08.280 part of the switch and the new endeavor turns me on of course it's the challenge of overcoming it

01:00:16.000 the game is it's the game i'm playing the game everyone loves it everyone loves the game and

01:00:21.640 am i addicted to it and is that bad no you're not everyone is everyone's doing it this is

01:00:26.860 i wouldn't say it's not bad just because i'll play devil's advocate here i have

01:00:32.780 consumed plenty of research that does show that it can be detrimental long term psychologically

01:00:39.880 but this is the thing i think is there are a lot of people that are in their 20s or their 30s that

01:00:44.320 are like you so much for this i know i included because i was staring at you i'm like 30s whatever

01:00:49.500 mike okay so but there are a lot of people that are looking and they're like okay i am i i'm kind 0.71

01:00:55.620 of like you which is fucked up but like i kind of get off on like the beginning stages where it's 0.94

01:01:00.240 like you enjoy the chase and the game and i'm a little bit more like talking relationship shit 0.99

01:01:05.620 but then you don't actually want to be exclusive and shit with that person because you've got so 0.99

01:01:10.420 much shit you're logan paul this is he's logan paul you don't want to be married next month 0.99

01:01:17.860 but you're enjoying yo but yo but i would i swear to god i wouldn't like if i found a 1.00

01:01:23.560 a gem a diamond in the rough like i would i'm not against it i just but but also the game is

01:01:29.920 intriguing to you and people think it's weird that's why we talk about it on our podcast i still

01:01:33.660 think that it's the girl's fault me too even unless you're sitting there being like i really 0.88

01:01:39.060 like you and like want a fucking future with you that's one thing but if you're just giving her 0.99

01:01:42.860 like the babe baby whatever i know that that is bullshit my bullshit radar that goes off 0.99

01:01:50.380 but that's why i'm tricky i don't even do the babes but but listen i got some no no no he's 0.99

01:01:56.280 He doesn't do that, but he does the behind the back hug and he does all that shit. 1.00

01:02:01.640 But listen, even that shit, my bullshit, my bullshit. 1.00

01:02:04.780 It's not bullshit. 1.00

01:02:07.440 Because you actually like her.

01:02:08.860 A little bit.

01:02:09.600 I know, but I know that it's not enough that we're going to have a relationship ever.

01:02:15.800 I always. 0.62

01:02:16.420 And girls don't get it. 1.00

01:02:17.080 You know that sitting here right now.

01:02:19.600 But let me tell you about, have you ever heard of an EMP?

01:02:22.380 It blanks out all communications, right?

01:02:24.480 Okay.

01:02:24.760 When you come into a $7 million house with one of the largest influencers in the world. 0.99

01:02:30.820 My bullshit radar is even higher. 0.99

01:02:33.480 Yours might. 1.00

01:02:34.220 And then he gives you.

01:02:35.060 Yours might.

01:02:35.380 Yeah, but then he gives you attention.

01:02:36.720 It's still.

01:02:37.040 There are a lot of girls out there who come in and they're like, I can't.

01:02:41.020 I love having. 0.99

01:02:42.080 Those girls need to grow the fuck up. 0.99

01:02:43.900 Grow the fuck up. 1.00

01:02:44.700 Don't go into a $7 million house and think he's going to like you. 1.00

01:02:48.340 You're just a hole.

01:02:51.060 That's not true.

01:02:52.020 That's not true. 0.96

01:02:52.460 You're just a hole. 0.90

01:02:53.320 He has a private check.

01:02:55.240 You're just a hole and he's trying to figure out which hole to put it in.

01:02:58.380 Stop, stop, stop.

01:02:58.840 That's all not true.

01:03:00.360 For anyone who just listened to them.

01:03:03.560 For anyone who just listened to the Call Her Daddy girls.

01:03:05.980 No, listen, ladies.

01:03:07.400 No, listen, ladies. 0.69

01:03:08.900 Ladies, you could be the one. 0.75

01:03:10.440 You might be the one. 0.94

01:03:11.500 No! 1.00

01:03:12.300 Fuck, no! 1.00

01:03:13.220 You literally could talk forever. 1.00

01:03:14.660 I know, it's kind of ridiculous. 0.96

01:03:16.820 That's why I'm curious if it's not sex related. 0.93

01:03:20.180 Will there be any substance?

01:03:21.720 No, but I don't want to.

01:03:23.320 Right now on the podcast, you know, I do sex drives, everything. 0.64

01:03:26.900 Sure, sure, sure.

01:03:27.740 Like after, like what if it's just dull and awkward?

01:03:30.100 I don't think so.

01:03:31.320 You could be great. 1.00

01:03:32.140 What if I suck? 1.00

01:03:33.860 That'll be fine. 0.99

01:03:34.600 We'll just carry the conversation. 1.00

01:03:36.200 Or you could just hang out with me because I'm going to be the same fucking person. 1.00

01:03:39.180 Listen to me. 0.99

01:03:40.460 Tonight, I got to talk to you guys about this.

01:03:42.680 Okay, let's speak.

01:03:43.340 You're going to your first ever L.A. club experience.

01:03:46.140 No, we've been to L.A. club.

01:03:47.440 When you lie to me, tell the truth.

01:03:50.000 to be honest Sophia goes out

01:03:52.720 like more in those scenes

01:03:54.400 I'll be honest with you I don't know why

01:03:56.340 I don't know if it's because you're Logan Paul with a wig

01:03:58.620 but I feel like

01:04:00.740 me and Sophia have a clique

01:04:02.280 and you and LP have a clique

01:04:03.960 well it's a blonde brunette thing

01:04:05.860 I think so too 1.00

01:04:06.840 not saying like I love you

01:04:10.000 I mean look at some of the things 0.99

01:04:12.680 what in the fuck 0.99

01:04:13.660 they turn off the lights 0.99

01:04:16.140 look at some of the things

01:04:17.120 you love playing house

01:04:19.060 He loves playing house.

01:04:20.540 That's my house.

01:04:21.260 Me and Sophia.

01:04:21.820 We're the true savages.

01:04:23.160 Yeah, we're just out here. 1.00

01:04:23.960 Fuck me like, I know it's really like. 1.00

01:04:25.380 Okay, so what about tonight? 1.00

01:04:27.160 Let's talk.

01:04:27.700 All right, so listen.

01:04:28.260 So tonight is the owner, and it's Friday, so I can say this.

01:04:31.060 Oh, the owner.

01:04:31.640 If you name drop, I'm not.

01:04:32.960 No, no, no, no, no, no. 0.99

01:04:35.260 Shoot. 0.85

01:04:36.120 I don't even know how to say this.

01:04:37.140 He's like, yo, my friend Stephanie.

01:04:37.740 That's fine.

01:04:38.580 They own word.

01:04:39.000 I'm trying to put it out the right way.

01:04:42.680 Tonight is the dude Eli's birthday, so it's going to be a fun night there.

01:04:47.140 It's going to be a great night.

01:04:47.920 we're gonna roll in there

01:04:48.940 people are

01:04:49.280 I think what's gonna happen

01:04:50.280 is we roll in

01:04:50.980 and people are gonna be like 0.99

01:04:52.020 holy shit 1.00

01:04:52.900 that's the fucking card 1.00

01:04:53.660 I don't know 1.00

01:04:54.500 I don't know

01:04:56.660 we talked about this

01:04:57.920 we talked about this

01:04:58.880 I'm

01:04:59.320 curious to see

01:05:00.940 how the

01:05:01.280 public sentiment is

01:05:02.600 with you guys in LA

01:05:03.380 like at clubs

01:05:04.400 are y'all getting

01:05:05.220 are y'all getting stopped

01:05:06.260 often

01:05:06.960 in New York

01:05:07.840 in New York

01:05:08.680 yeah

01:05:08.940 I know

01:05:09.800 it's about to change

01:05:11.220 no I don't think people

01:05:12.020 know us in LA

01:05:12.620 I feel like we're kind of

01:05:13.340 like undercover

01:05:13.840 I mean here and there

01:05:15.080 but not like drastically

01:05:17.260 Not how it is in New York.

01:05:18.340 No.

01:05:18.660 No.

01:05:19.280 No, no, no. 0.94

01:05:19.780 I feel like we're like very, like, I feel like no one fucking knows us in LA. 0.89

01:05:22.860 Yeah. 0.77

01:05:23.060 Like, we're good.

01:05:23.760 Like, we're like these random two bras.

01:05:25.700 There was the, hi.

01:05:28.080 I miss you.

01:05:29.620 Wait, can we?

01:05:30.200 You guys really love each other.

01:05:31.380 That's awesome.

01:05:32.060 We do.

01:05:32.740 If you get into fights, what do those look like?

01:05:34.520 No, they tell us when we go on work trips, they're like, you guys can get your own rooms.

01:05:38.820 I'm like, no, we need to room together.

01:05:40.220 No, Alex and I have gotten in, like, gnarly fights, and it's just, at this point, it's

01:05:45.460 more of a.

01:05:46.080 A marriage.

01:05:46.620 We're in a marriage.

01:05:47.340 Is that how you guys are?

01:05:49.200 I want to hear.

01:05:50.460 I'm so curious.

01:05:51.420 I want to hear about this.

01:05:52.320 We're married.

01:05:53.000 So we get in huge fights. 0.97

01:05:55.820 And by the way, they're huge because we also both don't give a fuck about each other's feelings when it's happening. 0.94

01:05:59.980 Right. 0.88

01:06:00.660 In the best way possible.

01:06:02.320 Yeah.

01:06:02.980 And it's the only way to actually have an outcome.

01:06:06.520 Progress.

01:06:08.120 Because you're real with it. 0.99

01:06:09.300 So Logan is a very strong fucking willed, strong headed person. 1.00

01:06:14.520 person but i'm also a pussy but no he says that just like he has a micro penis right but he says 1.00

01:06:21.000 things to me and he says them in a way that are probably the right way to say them he doesn't 0.99

01:06:26.160 sugarcoat it and so sometimes i'm like damn that just do either of you guys ever hurt each other

01:06:31.120 like where you're like that kind of stung a little bit no i i think we're always respectful about what 0.99

01:06:35.800 we say but we will say what needs to be said in like a non-respectful way like i'm like bitch 0.64

01:06:41.280 listen this is what it is and she's like yes like we just tell it like kind of like our podcast we 0.99

01:06:45.080 just fucking say what it is but you're pissing me the fuck yeah we're not because i love you 0.98

01:06:49.580 what about what about what about man problems i'm assuming you're way past that but was there a point 0.99

01:06:53.760 where like some dude tried to hook up with both of you and i'm sure no we're so like i feel like

01:06:58.220 we are it might happen i could we've had guys even where it's like oh do you want him yeah go for him 0.99

01:07:02.740 and then like the other one's like out i'm like okay fucking go bitch yeah we don't really like 0.88

01:07:06.760 cross in guys no we haven't it might happen yeah you guys you guys talked about i think it was like 0.97

01:07:12.920 a a title first ever foursome what what did that end up being it was like a virtual foursome like

01:07:18.420 we were in cabo and sophia was like sexting this guy and i was like talking to this guy phone sex

01:07:23.120 and and we were like we were so lazy i didn't want to move so we just like and then she had 0.96

01:07:27.100 phone sex same bad yeah logan walked in on me having a fivesome okay four girls hey well i 0.96

01:07:33.120 I wouldn't say walked in. 0.99

01:07:33.680 Four girls and you, no.

01:07:35.500 I wouldn't say walked in.

01:07:36.680 I don't have to say it.

01:07:37.440 He'll tell you.

01:07:37.940 I wouldn't say walked in.

01:07:39.440 Here's what happened.

01:07:40.680 Oh, you're going all the way on it?

01:07:43.200 I'll go light.

01:07:44.140 Okay, go light.

01:07:45.480 Natty light, let's go.

01:07:46.460 I didn't go out one night.

01:07:47.440 Mike's like, yo, I'm going out.

01:07:48.380 I might show up with some girls.

01:07:49.400 I'm like, no problem, bro.

01:07:50.880 Bring them back.

01:07:51.660 It's my house.

01:07:52.520 I got the car.

01:07:53.440 I'm rich.

01:07:54.260 Let's go.

01:07:55.180 I never flex. 1.00

01:07:57.140 That's why I tell girls I have a little dick. 1.00

01:07:59.900 No, it's an anti-flex. 1.00

01:08:01.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:08:01.920 No, God damn it. 0.99

01:08:02.780 That was an anecdotal experience that I'm saying I hear. 1.00

01:08:06.640 Fuck you, Alexandra Cooper. 1.00

01:08:08.600 Fuck you. 1.00

01:08:09.900 No. 1.00

01:08:10.660 Okay. 0.59

01:08:11.180 Shitty car, let's go.

01:08:12.240 So I'm in my bed and Mike, he shows up just like he said he was going to.

01:08:15.580 And like, sure, I may have been like, yo, if you've got like an extra girl,

01:08:18.700 maybe five, one.

01:08:20.360 But anyway, he shows up in my room.

01:08:22.700 There's four girls.

01:08:24.600 And then all of a sudden, they're all in my bed.

01:08:26.940 And all of a sudden, now I'm sort of like entangled in this weird quintuplet of

01:08:32.540 bodies and man

01:08:34.920 I gotta say being awake 1.00

01:08:36.580 2am surrounded by drunk fucking 1.00

01:08:38.360 porn stars 1.00

01:08:39.140 wait are you guys into girl on girl 0.89

01:08:42.540 cause some guys don't really care

01:08:44.620 it doesn't drive me crazy

01:08:46.600 but I will tell it I will say this

01:08:48.540 about that night

01:08:49.280 it has been a while since I

01:08:52.640 have been as sexually turned

01:08:54.600 on by a situation

01:08:56.320 as having four girls at the same time

01:08:58.120 did it have anything to do with me being turned off 0.89

01:09:00.240 maybe that i didn't fucking know you were there by the way and by the way that whole encounter 0.90

01:09:04.260 started before i got back to the house in the uber shit was at top level x-rated here's what 0.98

01:09:08.960 can i ask either either of you if you've ever dp'd a girl no we haven't okay i've never done 0.93

01:09:14.700 that ever i have not i've not either we've had have you no we've of course i feel like you never

01:09:19.600 will we've had requests you never will we've had requests recently that we've turned down

01:09:24.940 like literal requests

01:09:26.240 like

01:09:26.500 we have had requests

01:09:27.760 no I'm not kidding

01:09:28.860 I'm not kidding

01:09:29.600 I'm dead serious

01:09:30.140 I'm not proud of it

01:09:31.340 I'm just saying what it is

01:09:32.340 for a lot of guys

01:09:33.420 a threesome

01:09:34.040 is the end all

01:09:35.480 be all goal

01:09:36.480 is you and two girls

01:09:37.640 is that how you guys feel

01:09:38.680 or does it not really

01:09:39.760 do it for you 1.00

01:09:40.600 he loves fucking threesome 1.00

01:09:43.080 I feel like you 1.00

01:09:43.760 do you like MILFs 1.00

01:09:45.020 do you like MILFs

01:09:45.920 or threesomes more

01:09:46.440 no I don't

01:09:46.860 I don't know why

01:09:47.980 those are completely different

01:09:49.080 I hate bragging

01:09:50.380 I hate it

01:09:51.460 but here I go 0.99

01:09:52.560 I feel like all I fucking do 0.95

01:09:52.960 is talk about myself 0.96

01:09:53.820 but like for some reason

01:09:55.640 if it's a threesome scenario

01:09:58.440 I'm so much more confident

01:10:00.700 and so

01:10:01.780 I have to be so much better

01:10:03.000 I don't

01:10:03.440 every time

01:10:04.600 maybe it's that feminine energy

01:10:06.420 you talked about

01:10:06.780 I don't know what it is

01:10:07.780 I also like pressure

01:10:09.580 you know what I'm saying

01:10:10.760 so if I gotta perform

01:10:12.700 like I'm stepping up 1.00

01:10:13.460 to the fucking plate 1.00

01:10:14.140 and you have to perform 1.00

01:10:15.320 tenfold when you have 1.00

01:10:16.420 two bitches 1.00

01:10:17.060 so yeah I can see that 1.00

01:10:18.660 okay

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01:10:45.960 But just don't say it out loud.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - April 12, 2019

THE CALL HER DADDY GIRLS GET SLOPPY (PART 1) - IMPAULSIVE EP. 61

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