Impaulsive with Logan Paul - CALL HER DADDY SHOWS US HOW TO GET LAID (PART 2) - IMPAULSIVE EP. 62

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00:02:00.000 Every guy has had that moment where you're like, I lowkey him down to fuck that six because she's going to be so fucking nasty on my dick that I'm going to be like getting it. 1.00

00:02:09.880 And then she also knows she has to fucking leave. 0.99

00:02:18.220 Hey, how much I'm curious, how much do you think this is accurate? 0.96

00:02:22.300 Do guys have to unplug from the game for an extended period of time for you to really trust them?

00:02:28.900 Oh, my God.

00:02:29.820 Because this is where it gets really slippery.

00:02:32.600 You find yourself in a four-year relationship

00:02:34.400 that ends up being disastrous real quick.

00:02:36.460 Spencer went two, hold on.

00:02:39.460 Say it.

00:02:40.280 Two years without hooking up with a girl.

00:02:44.700 Oh my God.

00:02:46.560 As an exercise.

00:02:48.180 A unicorn in front of us, Sophia.

00:02:50.220 Straight up.

00:02:50.740 Yes, yes.

00:02:51.840 You want your boyfriend?

00:02:53.680 Can we do test studies on you?

00:02:55.400 Please come back to New York.

00:02:56.840 We have to run some tests.

00:02:57.720 We're going to take DNA samples, bro.

00:02:59.260 He did not stick it in anywhere for two years.

00:03:01.680 He didn't even jerk off. 1.00

00:03:02.800 No, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:03:04.640 He told me he did it a couple times. 1.00

00:03:06.880 Which is still crazy, which is nuts. 0.92

00:03:09.140 When were you sad after you jerked off? 0.92

00:03:10.720 You were like, I wasn't supposed to do that. 0.94

00:03:13.140 Yeah, yes I was.

00:03:14.780 You're like, oh, blimp.

00:03:16.600 I was.

00:03:18.640 No, it was.

00:03:19.520 It was like a, it wasn't a crying thing.

00:03:22.160 No!

00:03:24.660 I did it that hard.

00:03:26.500 the tears made it easier

00:03:29.440 no I'm kidding

00:03:30.280 that didn't happen

00:03:30.960 tears for loom

00:03:32.080 tears for loom

00:03:33.300 everything is extra loom

00:03:34.640 when you say this

00:03:34.660 I call her daddy

00:03:35.700 your tears are loom

00:03:36.620 if you're like

00:03:37.160 throw up is loom

00:03:37.900 everything is extra loom

00:03:39.400 blood tears throw up

00:03:40.940 the reason I bring it up though

00:03:41.960 is because I think

00:03:43.260 I think a lot of guys

00:03:45.220 get like so consumed

00:03:46.700 in the game

00:03:47.440 that they don't know

00:03:48.340 how to get out

00:03:49.200 cause like sometimes

00:03:50.200 you gotta get out

00:03:50.960 so you can see that

00:03:51.520 bird's eye view

00:03:52.120 or else you're gonna 1.00

00:03:52.660 marry crazy chick 1.00

00:03:53.380 no you're gonna marry 1.00

00:03:54.840 crazy chick 1.00

00:03:55.380 cause you're trying 1.00

00:03:56.040 to get out of the game

00:03:56.640 and you're forcing yourself

00:03:57.460 to do it. 1.00

00:03:58.060 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:03:58.420 You guys love the crazy. 1.00

00:03:59.800 Men love the crazy.

00:04:00.860 Well, we all love.

00:04:01.600 Crazy in what way?

00:04:02.600 Gotta have a little crazy.

00:04:03.520 It depends.

00:04:03.960 It's true.

00:04:04.380 But guys love the crazy.

00:04:05.160 We all know about the matrix.

00:04:06.340 They love the crazy.

00:04:06.940 There's a matrix.

00:04:07.580 Have you guys seen

00:04:08.080 the crazy hot matrix?

00:04:09.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:09.960 The craziest ones 0.99

00:04:11.500 are always the fucking hottest ones. 0.99

00:04:12.820 This is the thing. 0.99

00:04:13.480 We always say

00:04:14.120 the nines or tens

00:04:16.540 are usually

00:04:18.000 the dead fish is in bed.

00:04:19.260 Yeah.

00:04:19.720 And if you're a five or six, 1.00

00:04:20.980 you have to die for that dick. 1.00

00:04:22.580 You have to fucking work for it. 1.00

00:04:23.000 You have to work for it 1.00

00:04:24.120 and they know their place 1.00

00:04:26.040 They will be like, please knock me out and then fuck my girl. 1.00

00:04:28.620 We have a guy friend actually that made, wait, wait, let us tell this story. 1.00

00:04:32.280 We have a guy friend.

00:04:33.340 He was hooking up with a girl that was like about a five or six. 0.98

00:04:35.660 No guy wants to say they fucked a five. 1.00

00:04:37.100 So like five, she was a six. 1.00

00:04:38.140 Okay. 0.99

00:04:38.740 He was fucking a six and she knew her place. 1.00

00:04:42.040 Like she was getting that good dick from this guy who was hot as shit. 1.00

00:04:44.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:45.180 He made her, what Sophia? 0.97

00:04:46.980 He made her crawl in through his window, literally climb his building, crawl into the window.

00:04:52.440 She wasn't allowed to speak. 1.00

00:04:53.440 Fuck him. 1.00

00:04:54.000 She wasn't allowed to talk. 1.00

00:04:55.280 or make a noise

00:04:57.040 and then she would 1.00

00:04:57.960 fucking crawl out 1.00

00:04:59.000 the window 1.00

00:04:59.420 do you have a problem

00:05:00.340 with that

00:05:00.760 why are you telling

00:05:01.520 this story 0.99

00:05:01.920 this is fucked up 0.99

00:05:02.620 because this is a thing 1.00

00:05:03.580 that's evil

00:05:04.060 that's not even humane

00:05:06.560 that's not humane at all

00:05:07.880 okay but the thing is

00:05:08.400 what if she liked it

00:05:09.380 degrade me 1.00

00:05:10.000 some girls do 1.00

00:05:11.640 some girls like it 0.96

00:05:13.040 there are some girls

00:05:14.420 no but what Spencer

00:05:15.400 was saying is like

00:05:16.020 sure maybe in the moment

00:05:16.920 they like it

00:05:17.360 but long term 1.00

00:05:18.040 that might fuck her up 0.97

00:05:19.560 it's screwing you up 0.99

00:05:20.260 and I will

00:05:21.360 like you

00:05:21.980 you brought up

00:05:23.040 Riley Reid earlier

00:05:23.800 like she tweets some stuff

00:05:24.900 where she has some serious...

00:05:25.740 You can tell, like, Riley is in her feels sometimes.

00:05:29.360 What does she say?

00:05:30.680 Just about her relationship with her parents.

00:05:32.100 When she was on our podcast.

00:05:33.800 Like, she doesn't always want to be, like, degraded.

00:05:36.160 No, the reason why she's doing it

00:05:37.760 is because she's covering up some issues in her past.

00:05:40.700 No, and I can tell you, I think,

00:05:41.860 I do think what we were saying is, like,

00:05:43.720 you guys can probably attest to this.

00:05:45.040 Like, you see a girl in LA and she's a 10 0.94

00:05:46.660 and you're like, she's so fucking hot, 0.99

00:05:48.500 but she's going to actually be a dead fish in bed. 1.00

00:05:50.440 We have that all the time. 1.00

00:05:51.380 And then sometimes every guy has had that moment 1.00

00:05:53.700 where you're like, I low-key him down to fuck that six 1.00

00:05:55.960 because she's going to be so fucking nasty on my dick 1.00

00:05:59.080 that I'm going to be like getting it. 1.00

00:06:01.840 And then she also knows she has to fucking leave. 0.99

00:06:04.080 I want to add. 0.99

00:06:04.980 Do you know what I mean?

00:06:06.260 We're at 10.

00:06:06.920 It's like dinner, Uber.

00:06:09.360 The next day, a nine or a 10 is like,

00:06:11.640 can we have breakfast?

00:06:12.660 A five or a six is like, I'm going to walk myself out. 0.99

00:06:15.380 I'm going to get myself the cum rag and wipe it off. 0.99

00:06:18.680 She gets her own cum rag. 0.99

00:06:20.040 It's part of this conversation. 0.99

00:06:22.140 What? What?

00:06:23.120 We will say it afterwards.

00:06:24.580 Okay. 1.00

00:06:24.980 But yeah, the five or six gets herself the cum rag. 1.00

00:06:27.640 The nine or ten is like dinner. 1.00

00:06:29.260 The nine or ten wants to stay for breakfast.

00:06:31.780 I'll tell you what, the nine or ten, 1.00

00:06:33.300 the nine or ten, if she knows she's a nine or ten, 0.90

00:06:35.680 she makes you drive to her house in Santa Monica.

00:06:38.140 Oh, wow.

00:06:40.560 And it can only last so long before,

00:06:43.920 I don't like driving to Santa Monica. 0.99

00:06:45.780 Well, that's good for you because you can just fucking leave after. 0.99

00:06:48.880 That's true. 0.99

00:06:49.560 You shouldn't linger.

00:06:50.500 But yo, but yo, this is a, oh.

00:06:52.520 One time, this girl specifically, it's a Santa Monica girl.

00:06:57.300 I hope she watches this.

00:06:58.200 She, uh, no, she won't. 0.79

00:06:58.980 Santa Monica girl.

00:06:59.480 She, uh, after we hooked up, she goes, I've never had this happen before.

00:07:04.000 She goes, so are you going to grab your Uber?

00:07:06.980 Amazing.

00:07:07.720 He told me about this.

00:07:08.260 I was so attracted to her. 1.00

00:07:09.840 We always, we tell girls, if you're fucking with a fuckboy, if you fuck him and then you 1.00

00:07:14.260 get up and you grab his face and you kiss him on the cheek and you're like, I'll text 1.00

00:07:16.620 you when I get home and you don't text him when you get home, he's going to be like,

00:07:19.320 oh, you forgot your hair tie here.

00:07:20.920 No.

00:07:21.180 Oh, did you get home okay?

00:07:22.100 100%.

00:07:22.580 They freak the fuck out. 0.84

00:07:23.620 It has happened to me. 0.97

00:07:24.920 It's the game.

00:07:25.640 Numerous times where a girl's been like, hey, that was fun.

00:07:28.460 I'll see you later.

00:07:29.500 And I'm like, yo, and before she said that, I was like, yo, yeah.

00:07:33.540 And then she says it.

00:07:34.480 I'm like, hey, maybe we'll be grabbing dinner or something. 0.99

00:07:37.360 Yo, it's all a fucking game on both sides. 0.80

00:07:40.100 I want to ask you this because it's on the topic. 0.98

00:07:41.840 Okay.

00:07:43.160 If you, this has happened to me as well on the flip side. 0.99

00:07:46.860 Girls that are like, hey, I don't really have anything to fucking do today. 1.00

00:07:50.680 Get the fuck out, bitch. 1.00

00:07:51.780 how do how do i handle that because because here's what you do get in your car and you drive 1.00

00:07:57.500 unfortunately you have to pretend that you're leaving yeah you have to pretend you're leaving

00:08:01.280 you have to tell her we've done we've done so many times we've done the car you turn

00:08:04.400 so here's what i do and he he has a he's said this is seems problematic i just simply say to them 0.99

00:08:11.660 hey your uber's outside no no no like if you want to have another maybe chance of fucking her 0.99

00:08:18.840 because she could get a little sensitive with that. 1.00

00:08:20.340 If I were you, I would be like, yo, like, I'm so sorry about it.

00:08:22.500 I got a meeting.

00:08:23.060 I got to run.

00:08:23.860 You're free to stay. 1.00

00:08:24.920 And then you bounce and then pretend like make up like you're the fucking assistant. 0.99

00:08:28.360 And you're like, hey, I'm so sorry. 0.99

00:08:29.460 We're locking up the house.

00:08:30.120 You got to go.

00:08:30.880 We've done all that.

00:08:31.220 Okay, so boom. 1.00

00:08:32.020 But don't tell her to fucking. 1.00

00:08:33.640 But honestly, for any girls listening, do not be the fucking girl that lingers the next day. 1.00

00:08:38.040 Grow up. 1.00

00:08:38.800 Grow a parent. 1.00

00:08:39.420 Get the fuck out. 1.00

00:08:40.040 And get out of the house. 0.99

00:08:41.220 But I've had lingerers.

00:08:43.120 And this is, again, part of my problem.

00:08:44.360 And like, yo, I'm fucking cool with it. 1.00

00:08:45.760 inconsistency logan inconsistency if a girl is every fucking time bacon and eggs and pancakes 1.00

00:08:54.080 no bitch but if you grab his face and you kiss him on the cheek at like 3 a.m and you bounce 1.00

00:08:58.660 but then maybe the next time you're like want to get some food that is it it's the inconsistency 1.00

00:09:02.880 with fuck boys that work well this correlates with why he ends up with so many playing house 0.98

00:09:07.460 people because the next morning he's like it would not it would work on logan he'd be like oh my god 0.99

00:09:13.940 she left at three oh my god i want to see her again and then she stays for breakfast yeah i

00:09:18.480 don't know if you're right and i'm not saying that i don't i don't i don't know myself enough

00:09:23.440 i'm like yeah probably just like you yeah like i you just said inconsistency yeah inconsistency

00:09:29.700 so like unpredictability too is something that just gets me off yeah if i don't know what a

00:09:34.920 girl's doing next i'm like oh yo i will spill yeah it's intoxicating i will spill some beans

00:09:40.380 on him he says he doesn't know this but one thing i i know for sure is he he has a pattern of girls

00:09:47.660 that he will take to the next level okay and they are generally girls that have something pretty

00:09:53.540 good going in their life yeah in terms of like being an actress yeah something going on whatever 1.00

00:09:59.380 i mean that's yeah that's really the main thing yeah have your own fucking life your own shit 0.98

00:10:04.380 going on that it's not like logan people are we doing the name it's like before y'all had the 0.99

00:10:08.420 podcast what was that for you she was working at a finance working at a finance firm in new york

00:10:14.040 and i was working for a magazine yeah did you ever did you get hit on by the finance bros a lot

00:10:18.740 oh yeah what was that like so i witnessed it back in connecticut recently i was just back there

00:10:23.720 a few weeks ago and we want this girl i went out with uh this girl that i'd like been hanging out

00:10:29.920 with a bunch of times we went out and she met her her co-worker was randomly at the bar yeah i

00:10:34.800 watched his eyes during that conversation

00:10:37.060 and I've never, sorry if you're listening to this

00:10:39.040 bro, but I've never seen a dude's

00:10:40.920 eyes be like, I'm sitting right

00:10:43.020 there. I brought her to the bar and he's like,

00:10:45.040 so what are you like doing?

00:10:46.320 The finance bro. I'm sitting there, he's got

00:10:48.620 his vineyard vines. 1.00

00:10:50.620 He's got all that shit going. 1.00

00:10:52.480 The dress shirt and the fucking 1.00

00:10:54.740 Patagonia vest. 1.00

00:10:56.200 The finance bro. And the finance bro bod.

00:10:59.420 Did you, not to change.

00:11:00.900 So finance bro really is basically

00:11:02.920 just the next step in the evolution

00:11:04.940 process of a frat bro right yeah

00:11:06.740 because most of them like they 1.00

00:11:08.960 talk a lot of shit in college and 1.00

00:11:10.920 then they end up working in a cubicle 1.00

00:11:12.680 and like a lot of times

00:11:13.820 no I mean

00:11:16.820 there's I'm just curious the finance bro a lot

00:11:18.900 of times they go on to be extremely successful

00:11:20.760 as like financial advisors you know whatever

00:11:22.880 but the culture there was like

00:11:24.860 insane like how the men

00:11:26.780 were there in the city right

00:11:28.840 yeah and I was in Manhattan is it like Wolf of Wall

00:11:30.840 Street type levels yeah absolutely

00:11:32.780 but we always talk about the finance robot because these guys are like so high on themselves

00:11:38.040 and they're go to the bar after in their like work outfits i just left equinox or or they go 0.78

00:11:43.220 to equinox once a week but they brunch every fucking week and like they've got their button 0.89

00:11:47.680 do they step it up from equinox to like dog pound at some point or is it just equinox and they go 0.96

00:11:55.260 once a week you do i'm from there and then you see them when you like low-key go to start hooking up

00:12:00.320 with them, they start sweating because they know they've got

00:12:02.240 the dad bod, the finance robot underneath,

00:12:04.360 but they've got their suit, they're feeling hot.

00:12:06.220 Yeah, any guy in a suit can fake that.

00:12:08.260 Thoughts on dad bods?

00:12:10.560 We always say dad bods 0.75

00:12:12.340 are small dicks for the win in 2019. 0.98

00:12:14.220 Really? Yeah, that's fine. 0.96

00:12:16.100 You gotta leave this show then.

00:12:18.920 Actually, speaking of which,

00:12:20.540 you guys have the ability 0.98

00:12:22.060 to rate dick size 0.99

00:12:24.220 based on... What did I say? 1.00

00:12:26.760 You can rate dick size based on 0.99

00:12:28.240 energy, based on... Oh yeah, I'm looking at 1.00

00:12:30.180 You guys, and I know how big.

00:12:31.300 So, okay.

00:12:31.820 Yeah, we've heard you say this.

00:12:32.760 Roll it out.

00:12:33.360 We've heard you say this.

00:12:34.300 Oh, by the way, take, let's do this one.

00:12:36.180 No.

00:12:36.860 Before, and then tell me.

00:12:38.060 And this is the last one.

00:12:39.120 Wait, can I have more water, though?

00:12:40.300 Yeah, we'll get it for you.

00:12:41.260 I'm a little parched up in this bit.

00:12:42.720 Oh, thanks.

00:12:43.260 Is this alcohol, too?

00:12:44.460 It's all alcohol.

00:12:45.180 Like, low-key, like, ever-clear.

00:12:46.620 It's a gallon jug.

00:12:47.440 It's all they drink here.

00:12:48.520 This is the last one.

00:12:49.360 Is there a backwash?

00:12:50.460 Yeah. 0.99

00:12:50.920 No, get the fuck out of here. 0.96

00:12:53.060 Alex, hello. 1.00

00:12:54.020 Oh, cheers, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:12:55.580 Cheers. 1.00

00:12:55.840 It's a big dick energy. 1.00

00:12:57.560 Or a small dick. 1.00

00:12:58.340 That works too. 1.00

00:12:59.700 I respect you.

00:13:00.900 All right, go ahead, Sophia.

00:13:04.400 Hi.

00:13:05.300 I've heard you say this. 1.00

00:13:06.360 There's something that girls have. 0.97

00:13:09.480 It's like a sixth sense intuition. 1.00

00:13:11.400 ESPN.

00:13:11.740 I can look at you guys and I know. 0.82

00:13:13.200 Would you call it a dick sense? 0.91

00:13:14.320 Okay, so can- 0.93

00:13:15.240 I'm not going to.

00:13:16.480 No, no, no, no.

00:13:17.200 Can you whisper in my ear?

00:13:17.960 No, because if I'm going to do that, then we need to confirm it.

00:13:21.120 And I don't think we want to confirm it.

00:13:22.600 I think that could be an HR issue.

00:13:24.040 Can you whisper in my ear?

00:13:25.200 Take out your-

00:13:25.660 No, you're mine, please.

00:13:27.120 I won't, I won't, I'm not going to take out my winners.

00:13:28.280 Flash it under the table.

00:13:29.360 Fucked up part is I will.

00:13:30.680 No, I'm not going to, but I will. 0.80

00:13:32.640 I will.

00:13:33.680 What?

00:13:34.300 No, no, no, sorry.

00:13:34.980 No, no, no.

00:13:35.400 Wait, we know.

00:13:36.600 You know.

00:13:37.300 Convenient to just whisper in my ear.

00:13:38.680 I like it off, off, like we're not even recording anymore.

00:13:41.740 Off impulsive.

00:13:43.080 Wait, we said the same thing.

00:13:44.840 Really? 0.99

00:13:45.140 That's how I fucking know. 1.00

00:13:47.340 That's how I know this shit is real. 0.99

00:13:49.400 like very like good but like right nothing like not crazy not crazy i'm gonna be honest with you 0.99

00:14:01.660 y'all are wrong no no i don't believe you no wait i can confirm you wouldn't confirm or deny 0.94

00:14:09.660 i would say you're a bit above average yes but not by much y'all gave me fucking like okay he's 0.96

00:14:17.720 like a small little why would you think that no i think you're oh that's a that's no i think 0.97

00:14:22.160 you're a little above average you i think you're like i don't think you're like skinny i think

00:14:26.040 you're like you bless me a little more than i would have myself like i'll be honest like you're

00:14:30.180 an average no you're above average you're above average but not by much no nah no you guys you

00:14:36.520 guys were close you're close but a little you overshot it no undershot it well it is his show

00:14:41.520 i'm hoping he edits this well to make us really look good so i'm trying to hike him up here boys

00:14:46.800 Logan, what are you doing?

00:14:49.380 What? What do you mean?

00:14:50.160 You should have been like, I'm big, like I'm huge, girls, hit me up, let's go. 1.00

00:14:53.940 No, because I tell people my dick is small. 1.00

00:14:57.140 Like, yo, by the way, up until I hook up with girls sometimes. 1.00

00:15:01.300 You have a micro penis? 1.00

00:15:02.260 I'll tell them I have a micro penis. 1.00

00:15:04.120 I think that's good. 0.99

00:15:04.980 And I'm curious to see if they'll still do it.

00:15:07.440 You're like, do you actually convince them that they believe you?

00:15:11.320 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:15:12.060 Shut up. 1.00

00:15:12.500 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:15:13.200 They believe that you have a micro penis. 1.00

00:15:14.700 You know why? 0.99

00:15:15.160 Because I go, I go, I go, to be honest, like the reason I'm so like kind of cocky, like 0.98

00:15:19.100 I drive like an expensive car and shit, like. 0.91

00:15:21.220 You didn't even say that. 0.99

00:15:21.980 I didn't even know you drive an expensive car.

00:15:23.480 You dropped that on us.

00:15:24.620 Okay, no, go on.

00:15:25.720 I'm not talking to you.

00:15:26.700 I'm saying what, this is what I say to the girls.

00:15:28.320 I'll be like, it's because I'm overcompensating it.

00:15:30.760 Like, I know it's really embarrassing, but I want to get it like.

00:15:32.300 Self-deprecation. 1.00

00:15:33.100 Yeah, but you're such a joke, so I'd be like, fuck you. 1.00

00:15:35.340 No, no, no, no, because I'll say it seriously. 1.00

00:15:36.500 I'll be like, I want to get this out of the way right now just to avoid any sort of complications.

00:15:39.260 I would say whip it out right now.

00:15:40.540 Take on your pants. 1.00

00:15:41.260 Let me see. 0.99

00:15:41.820 Get hard.

00:15:42.120 No, because I'm a grower, not a shower.

00:15:43.840 What are your thoughts on that?

00:15:45.200 Because I, because I, I'm a micropenis.

00:15:47.500 No, growers, not showers.

00:15:49.720 I mean, it's fine.

00:15:50.900 What about it?

00:15:51.540 Is it a true thing?

00:15:52.720 Some guys are more growers.

00:15:54.420 That's what I'm saying.

00:15:54.620 If I whip it out right now, like there's no merit in that.

00:15:56.860 Like it won't tell you anything.

00:15:58.180 Well, no, no, no, no, no. 0.65

00:15:59.240 We'll put on porn. 0.91

00:16:00.820 We'll put on porn. 0.97

00:16:01.420 We always do that. 1.00

00:16:02.300 When we think guys are gay, we put on the gay porn test. 0.99

00:16:04.060 Yeah, do you want us to put something on? 1.00

00:16:05.920 We always have to be gay porn. 1.00

00:16:07.180 No, because we always check if guys are like, oh, I'm into you, but they're like not trying 1.00

00:16:10.680 to fuck. 1.00

00:16:11.040 I'm like, you're gay. 1.00

00:16:11.660 And then they're like, no, I'm not gay. 1.00

00:16:12.600 So we put on gay porn. 0.99

00:16:13.400 And what's the reaction? 1.00

00:16:14.140 And then they get hard.

00:16:14.620 We see if they have a movement in their pants.

00:16:17.020 I love you.

00:16:17.800 Wanna hear something I've heard about?

00:16:19.360 What? 0.96

00:16:20.540 A penal reaction to stress or anxiety that could potentially be a reaction to gay. 0.99

00:16:29.160 When you die, you get hard. 0.99

00:16:30.660 Dude, what?

00:16:31.560 So your test might be flawed.

00:16:33.420 Do you want to talk some?

00:16:34.660 Okay, wait.

00:16:34.960 You know what?

00:16:35.560 That was actually brilliant.

00:16:37.180 And I like want to look into that now.

00:16:38.960 I've actually never heard that before.

00:16:40.660 It's like,

00:16:41.180 I'm very intrigued.

00:16:42.860 For example,

00:16:43.720 there are times where you have a fight or flight reaction that produces a boner.

00:16:46.940 Right.

00:16:47.160 So like,

00:16:47.520 I get that.

00:16:48.300 So someone comes up to you.

00:16:49.020 Like if a bear is coming at you.

00:16:49.800 Yeah,

00:16:49.980 so a bear or say you're getting mugged in New York City,

00:16:52.020 which happens all the time.

00:16:53.040 It's a defense mechanism.

00:16:53.640 And someone's just abdomen stabbing you.

00:16:55.840 Like everybody gets stabbed in New York City.

00:16:57.100 You get hard. 1.00

00:16:57.540 Your dick just pops a chub. 1.00

00:16:59.420 Can we talk about some fetishes or like weird porn? 1.00

00:17:02.720 Because we were talking about PNP porn the other week. 0.91

00:17:05.060 Do you guys know what that is?

00:17:05.940 Have you guys heard of that? 1.00

00:17:06.140 now what is it prenatal porn no perfect no let me finish this fucking shit no party 1.00

00:17:11.920 nibbling porn no potentially just let him do it maybe maybe party and play porn it's when people 1.00

00:17:19.600 are smoking meth and you get so horny when you're smoking meth so it's like a fuck or die situation 1.00

00:17:24.360 you're like it's like the craziest porn i've ever seen it's crazy the way these people fuck is like 1.00

00:17:29.420 fuck or die yeah tell they're on meth yeah they smoke it on the camera so you watch a girl or 1.00

00:17:34.920 guy they're smoking meth and then all i don't can we use this but okay whatever i don't know 1.00

00:17:38.780 you me they're so they made a show about it breaking bad like we can talk about no no no

00:17:43.340 okay let's try a different one what about the tickle fetish have you guys heard of that

00:17:47.320 guys get off to watching other men like tickle each other guys just there's like this whole

00:17:52.920 underground thing guys like jack off to that yeah you guys ever party in miami at all no i had a

00:18:01.940 girl in miami recently she started hooking up with this guy he took he took her back to his 0.98

00:18:06.300 multi multi-million dollar fucking canal side house in on south beach off collins he brought 0.95

00:18:12.280 her downstairs into his into his basement and put up he put on high heels what do you do what do you 1.00

00:18:19.760 that's so common there's girls that are like oh i got a guy he dm'd me he would pay me a thousand 1.00

00:18:23.700 dollars if i took pictures of him like in my underwear in my underwear and he wanted me to 1.00

00:18:27.920 shave his ass 1.00

00:18:28.560 and then take pics 1.00

00:18:29.180 in a thong.

00:18:29.420 Honestly,

00:18:30.500 if I was really

00:18:31.820 into the guy

00:18:32.520 that like would not

00:18:33.440 deter me.

00:18:34.440 So he wants to,

00:18:35.320 so a guy,

00:18:35.860 so like later on,

00:18:36.820 I'm pretty open.

00:18:37.960 I'm not saying

00:18:38.380 you're into me at all,

00:18:39.160 but later on

00:18:39.600 we go out to Warwick,

00:18:40.440 we come back,

00:18:41.180 whatever,

00:18:41.460 we're hanging out.

00:18:41.880 What are you really

00:18:42.180 trying to say right now?

00:18:43.260 Okay, Mike is low. 1.00

00:18:43.820 He's trying to fuck 0.99

00:18:44.520 put it on the record, 1.00

00:18:45.060 just put it on the record,

00:18:45.980 put it on the record.

00:18:46.640 Listen to me.

00:18:47.020 Come back here.

00:18:47.880 I pull out some

00:18:49.080 Louboutins. 1.00

00:18:50.440 Brunettes and blondes. 0.99

00:18:51.740 No, I like to talk to people. 1.00

00:18:53.080 I'd pull out some Louboutins.

00:18:54.560 Sarcasm is my love language.

00:18:56.600 If you were super into it, I would keep an open mind and be like, all right, let's try it out.

00:19:00.500 What if I put a thong on?

00:19:02.380 Like sexy. 1.00

00:19:03.060 And it's up my ass. 1.00

00:19:04.100 Let's see that ass, baby. 1.00

00:19:06.360 I actually would still be like, do you guys want to talk about the post-not clarity really quickly? 0.99

00:19:10.340 Yes, we want to hear.

00:19:11.760 Do you have any girls that listen to this?

00:19:14.000 Can you guys tell us how you would describe the post-not clarity?

00:19:16.000 The post-not clarity is.

00:19:17.200 Is that when you can just see the future?

00:19:19.380 And you're just like, what have I done?

00:19:20.520 He's a 20-20 vision.

00:19:21.440 What have I done?

00:19:21.980 well it's like no it's like uh joe rogan described it as there's a man driving a bus and he's going

00:19:27.760 crazy and then as soon as you go you're you're in control of the bus but girls and i feel bad 0.98

00:19:35.620 for girls because like a lot of girls i think don't get it like after you fuck a guy and he 0.99

00:19:39.700 like locks himself in the bathroom for a minute or like he turns over and doesn't want to cuddle 1.00

00:19:42.940 i'm like girls you could have fucked his brains out it has nothing to do with it he needs a 1.00

00:19:48.460 fucking minute yeah and girls are like 2020 vision crystal clear they're like what the fuck just 0.99

00:19:54.740 happened yeah i need a second i have figured out most of my financial planning my my will 0.99

00:20:01.760 and everything else in that moment yeah i go in the bathroom the first thing i do after i'm not

00:20:06.920 is always piss because i want the rest of that out of my system beautiful and i go in there and i pee

00:20:12.140 and then i stand there and i look in the mirror and i say to myself five percent of my annual gross

00:20:17.500 can go to a Roth IRA.

00:20:19.600 Oh my God.

00:20:20.640 My will should benefit. 1.00

00:20:21.900 And this bitch is over there like, 1.00

00:20:22.780 where is he? 1.00

00:20:23.500 What is he doing?

00:20:24.800 I want either an Uber or some Uber Eats. 1.00

00:20:26.960 One or the fucking other. 0.99

00:20:28.560 All right. 1.00

00:20:28.920 Yo, I'm so impressed by how on point y'all are.

00:20:33.560 This is crazy.

00:20:34.480 Do you want to say one more thing before you,

00:20:36.260 I'll let you take it over because it is your show.

00:20:37.920 Let's talk about it.

00:20:38.620 I know it's not.

00:20:39.460 It's our show.

00:20:40.300 Nudes never die.

00:20:41.580 Nudes never die.

00:20:42.600 Every one of you can look at your girlfriend

00:20:44.140 and be like, baby, I deleted all my nudes. 1.00

00:20:46.160 Fuck out of here. 1.00

00:20:46.940 Every single guy here has a secret fucking folder. 1.00

00:20:52.000 All of his ex-girlfriends, nudes, sextants, and they're never going to go. 1.00

00:20:57.020 You delete your nudes?

00:20:57.880 Deleted the folder.

00:20:58.720 That's a lie.

00:20:59.380 It was an app called Calculator?

00:21:02.640 No, it's on your iPad or it's on your computer.

00:21:04.340 Zoom in on this app right here.

00:21:06.320 There's an app in the top of my calculator.

00:21:08.380 It's called Photo Vault.

00:21:09.920 It is called Photo Vault.

00:21:11.380 It uses a very high-pressured password.

00:21:14.200 you could be a unicorn but i also don't believe that but this is the thing girls don't get it and

00:21:19.680 this is the issue is like guys it's not about whether you like your girl or not and like you 1.00

00:21:24.980 may be in love you could be fucking married but those nudes are like a fucking trophy case like 1.00

00:21:30.540 you work for that shit like you wanted that shit they never disappear no i'm not lying what's my 1.00

00:21:37.020 motivation to lie no i don't know why would you why would you delete every nude here's what i 1.00

00:21:41.220 Here's the, here's the iPad.

00:21:42.980 No, let's clarify.

00:21:43.760 Let's clarify.

00:21:44.740 I never, I, they never got to the photo vault.

00:21:47.320 They never got to the save photos.

00:21:49.000 They send them to me and they're in the text message chain.

00:21:51.380 And you keep them in there?

00:21:52.100 Like, to be honest, like, yo, send me a new, great. 1.00

00:21:54.400 I also don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:21:55.560 Yo, that's a solid, that's a solid point. 0.99

00:21:57.420 I'll say this.

00:21:58.040 I know some guys that are like that.

00:21:59.320 It's like in your text, you don't save them.

00:22:00.980 I feel that.

00:22:01.420 I'll add this.

00:22:02.120 The last time I added a photo to that photo vault was probably three years ago.

00:22:05.840 And the last time I've looked at a nude that someone sent me more than two hours ago.

00:22:09.880 Why would you do that?

00:22:10.820 so are you guys not into nudes no it's not i'm not i'm not i'm not i feel that but there's some

00:22:16.160 but listen your demographic probably the amount of guys that are like i got this nude 0.95

00:22:21.940 that's what but that's let me send it to you bro because it's fucking um and it's like they 0.99

00:22:27.440 fucking treasure that shit and so there are a lot of guys and like you guys could be unicorns but 0.99

00:22:31.320 like nudes never fucking die and i feel bad for girls we had a girl that just wrote into our show 1.00

00:22:36.280 and was like i didn't believe you guys i'm in a relationship i'm like there's no fucking way 0.99

00:22:39.880 I went on to his phone. 0.99

00:22:41.220 I went on to his Dropbox and in the Dropbox is a folder and it is hundreds of fucking nudes. 1.00

00:22:46.920 Hundreds of nudes. 0.99

00:22:47.840 And girls, hundreds, hundreds. 1.00

00:22:49.420 But girls get so upset.

00:22:51.100 It genuinely does not bother me if I'm dating a guy and he still has nudes from his past relationships.

00:22:56.840 It doesn't bug me.

00:22:57.880 I will tell you why.

00:22:59.380 It is because we are exceptions to the rule.

00:23:03.460 You are probably right. 1.00

00:23:04.980 Fuck we. 1.00

00:23:05.820 I'm going to speak for myself. 1.00

00:23:06.780 the amount of fucking nudes 0.99

00:23:09.080 I don't care 1.00

00:23:11.140 I don't care

00:23:12.800 like 2 Chainz says

00:23:15.440 in one of his songs

00:23:16.200 don't send me that 1.00

00:23:17.880 don't send me pussy pics 1.00

00:23:21.240 send me the pussy 1.00

00:23:22.360 like come 1.00

00:23:23.200 videos of you masturbating 1.00

00:23:26.520 I showed him 1.00

00:23:27.320 I showed him one recently

00:23:31.000 that was horrifying

00:23:32.820 wait I want to see it

00:23:34.300 do you remember what the one I'm talking about

00:23:36.760 Was it a video or a picture?

00:23:38.000 Oh my God, I need to see it.

00:23:39.100 What'd you call the jackhammer?

00:23:41.920 Oh, yeah.

00:23:42.620 It was that to her herself. 1.00

00:23:44.320 But hang on, not to her vagina. 1.00

00:23:48.340 Oh, shut up. 1.00

00:23:50.740 I want to see it. 1.00

00:23:52.340 I'll show it to you.

00:23:52.980 But listen, what I'm saying is this. 1.00

00:23:55.600 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:23:56.720 Don't send me videos. 0.99

00:23:59.400 I don't want to see them.

00:24:00.420 I don't care.

00:24:01.120 They do nothing for me. 1.00

00:24:02.160 Also, like I'm numb to fucking news. 1.00

00:24:04.040 Dude, that's like you're desensitized to tits. 1.00

00:24:06.680 But maybe that's why I get nudes because like, yeah, you're like, I don't even ask. 1.00

00:24:10.740 She's like, I didn't even ask.

00:24:13.020 I'm like, what are you doing? 0.61

00:24:13.820 She's like, nudes.

00:24:14.660 You're like, what?

00:24:15.560 I was going to say there's like a sense of trust.

00:24:17.580 Like, oh, like, like, yo, there are there are.

00:24:21.400 How many Snapchats? 0.77

00:24:22.620 Do you ever go and look back at a girl's nudes? 0.59

00:24:26.580 Never.

00:24:27.520 Literally.

00:24:28.540 Never.

00:24:29.220 Oh, wait, wait. 1.00

00:24:29.860 I'm Logan Paul, bitch. 1.00

00:24:31.440 No, no, no. 1.00

00:24:31.960 Once, once. 1.00

00:24:33.980 Fuck. 1.00

00:24:34.680 Well, I can't get like specific. 0.99

00:24:36.040 say whether it's a a real relationship or just a girl i was talking to for an extended period of

00:24:41.500 time maybe after we're done i went and looked and i was like i was like yo what's keeping me

00:24:47.560 from leaking this right now no seriously wait stop let me answer and then i'm like oh yeah

00:24:52.060 because like i don't i'm a human yeah but also like but that's why that's why that's why i'm

00:24:57.980 nervous when girls send me news because how many guys have that exact reaction who aren't like me

00:25:03.460 and, like, actually are trying to get vengeance in a way.

00:25:05.980 Can I tell you, too, the one time I'm always able to scope 0.99

00:25:10.780 or know a dude is, like, a rookie when it comes to, like, nudes or fucking 0.98

00:25:14.500 is when he goes, yo, man. 0.97

00:25:16.880 Yo, you just want to see this.

00:25:17.740 Or they text me and they'll be like, sorry. 0.99

00:25:20.560 Fuck, I just got this text today. 0.99

00:25:22.360 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:25:23.140 If you see this, I'm sorry.

00:25:24.480 Sorry to the camera.

00:25:25.400 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:25:25.860 Once again, I'll show you all this shit. 0.95

00:25:27.300 But someone texted me and said, sorry, I didn't respond earlier. 0.99

00:25:30.040 I was having a threesome with twins.

00:25:31.760 And he was.

00:25:32.200 Like, what?

00:25:32.700 He was.

00:25:33.160 but the thing is

00:25:35.780 act like you've been there before bro

00:25:37.740 let's go come on

00:25:38.900 act like you've been there before

00:25:41.280 that's what we say on Colorado

00:25:42.160 true true

00:25:43.880 I think the lack of trying 1.00

00:25:47.100 in this world when it comes to girls 1.00

00:25:49.380 is everything

00:25:50.820 what do you mean lack of trying

00:25:52.380 every time I've ever gotten a nude

00:25:55.720 ever gotten head 0.99

00:25:57.380 ever fucked has been 0.99

00:25:59.380 because I didn't fucking ask for it 1.00

00:26:01.140 Please don't tell me you're double tapping girls' nudes. 0.99

00:26:03.720 Be like, heart.

00:26:04.740 No.

00:26:05.280 I'm just like. 1.00

00:26:06.480 If you girls are skinny, we have girls' nudes. 1.00

00:26:09.080 Do people do that? 1.00

00:26:10.120 Yes. 1.00

00:26:10.340 We have girls writing in and saying.

00:26:11.900 So sad.

00:26:12.480 She's like, this girl's like. 0.99

00:26:13.840 And girls, this is actually like our job is low key fucking fire. 1.00

00:26:17.360 Girls are sending us their nudes for approval before they send it to their hookup. 0.99

00:26:20.700 So I have like low key hundreds of girls' nudes in my phone. 1.00

00:26:23.720 And we message them back.

00:26:25.720 We're like, like, put it down. 1.00

00:26:27.220 Pop your ass out. 0.99

00:26:28.380 Put your shoulder out a little bit. 1.00

00:26:29.860 But what happens is this girl was like, yo, I just sent this to the guy I was fucking. 0.99

00:26:34.300 And he fucking hearted it. 0.98

00:26:36.440 I would freak out. 0.99

00:26:38.380 You will never block.

00:26:40.240 You will never hear from me again.

00:26:41.420 Let me ask you.

00:26:42.240 Y'all ever.

00:26:43.240 I mean, you don't send nudes anymore. 0.77

00:26:44.500 But back in the day or do girls like I had this. 0.75

00:26:48.120 She face tuned her nude before she said it to me. 1.00

00:26:51.200 And then she was over my house one day and she's like, oh, look at this picture.

00:26:54.660 And she opened up an app and FaceTune was there.

00:26:57.180 And I was like, was that the nude you sent me?

00:26:59.500 no and she and she's like oh yeah i did wait could you tell it was face tuned no all she did

00:27:05.940 you just knew it was remove like a little blemish on her side okay and i was like really like i

00:27:11.740 don't really care i'm gonna see it later i mean i don't know but that was i felt no oh girls are

00:27:17.580 photoshopping their news this is the thing and this time which is insane but the thing is is i

00:27:21.840 think i understand there are so many girls listen we all have our insecurities girls especially like 0.99

00:27:28.740 you guys live in la like we were walking around fucking eating carbs like fat asses but like 0.98

00:27:33.480 people here it's like who looks the best and so i get why girls can be insecure however 1.00

00:27:39.300 that's yes that is embarrassing girls are doing it girls are over doing shit and showing up places 0.95

00:27:47.160 and do not look like the same person and that needs to stop that's insane do you guys think 0.99

00:27:54.260 we look like our picture yeah y'all are fucking great actually you guys look better in real 0.86

00:27:58.340 fucking life perfect like straight up can you please make sure that that goes out thank you 1.00

00:28:02.980 let's go one two three time no but we're gonna cut around i want fuck you logan um no i wanted 1.00

00:28:08.960 to say and i don't mean to like throw shade but that girl that was like on the bachelor amanda 0.99

00:28:12.980 stanton and she is on national whatever talking about this like the saddest thing and she has 1.00

00:28:18.480 a fucking dog filter on her head and like girls that get on their story crying and they have a 0.99

00:28:23.380 dog ear let's talk about dating apps for a second i think this leads right in if anyone has a 1.00

00:28:28.900 fucking filter on their dating app you are cut you're done i am throwing up the balcony you're 1.00

00:28:33.640 forever done get the fuck out of here you piece of shit do you mean pet filter like you're not 1.00

00:28:37.960 showing up to a date with dog ears another thing girls just so you know a guy is going to your 1.00

00:28:43.300 dating profile finding the ugliest picture you have and that is why he's basing what you're 0.92

00:28:48.400 gonna look like awesome just so you know it's funny because tinder and bumble try to buck that

00:28:53.700 trend by showing your most engaged picture first well they're going guys are literally scrolling 1.00

00:28:59.400 to your ugliest picture they're like this is what i'm getting this bitch and then she may be like 1.00

00:29:03.120 minus two yes when you see a girl and she posts a fucking picture with the dog ears this bitch is 1.00

00:29:09.900 not showing up with dog ears like for why for who so like it's like that's not even a that's 1.00

00:29:17.260 not even an issue here because everyone knows that but it's still the last dog ear girl you've 0.54

00:29:23.040 seen on instagram or no not instagram dude i don't mean to be an asshole but like i know some

00:29:28.200 youtubers i follow that like have like the hearts over their head when they're oh fact fact yeah 0.99

00:29:33.120 are you rolling in here with fucking hearts no so what are we doing why are we fucking wasting 1.00

00:29:38.140 fuck that shit what happens when someone rolls in and they actually do have dog ears 1.00

00:29:44.620 i would be like we're fucking we're fucking let's go i love that 1.00

00:29:49.960 i'm gonna do that in my halloween can you fucking imagine that shit no that would be great i was 1.00

00:29:57.000 gonna say the whole thing about like um it's easier to fuck a girl with hair extensions like 1.00

00:30:00.160 girls will fuck you but then i was like la i feel like what we talk about on our podcast how like 1.00

00:30:06.260 girls with hair extensions you can fuck easier than girls without why well well well well let's 1.00

00:30:11.960 just there is this thing when a girl has hair extensions people are gonna freak the fuck out 0.99

00:30:16.880 when when a girl has hair extensions and a guy goes to grab her hair and this girl knows this

00:30:23.380 guy's about to feel my track it's gonna be so embarrassing he pushes her hand her danger

00:30:28.240 Your reaction is grab his hand 1.00

00:30:30.820 and fucking shove it down your pants. 1.00

00:30:32.800 You're like, dude, they're so scared. 1.00

00:30:35.560 You show up to a date you didn't even meet.

00:30:38.180 You didn't even think you were going to make out

00:30:39.340 and all of a sudden you're going to third base. 1.00

00:30:40.780 He's fingering you and you're like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:30:42.140 He's about to grab your hair and you're like, 1.00

00:30:44.220 that's so embarrassing. 1.00

00:30:45.140 I'd rather him finger fuck me. 1.00

00:30:47.040 Let's go. 1.00

00:30:48.600 So target the girls with tracks. 1.00

00:30:50.680 That's incredible.

00:30:51.820 But in LA, it's not like New York.

00:30:54.180 90% have tracks here. 0.74

00:30:56.200 They have wigs.

00:30:56.860 Yeah, I get it.

00:30:57.340 Go to New York.

00:30:58.300 No, I get it.

00:30:58.840 Go to New York.

00:30:59.640 Let's go.

00:31:00.360 Let's go.

00:31:01.400 I wonder how y'all would do here.

00:31:03.400 I wonder how y'all would do here.

00:31:04.480 I don't know.

00:31:05.080 We would be eating bagels, so maybe not too.

00:31:07.220 So I don't know.

00:31:08.220 No, I think that's a myth.

00:31:09.980 Like, the people in LA don't eat carbs. 1.00

00:31:12.000 Like, we eat fucking carbs. 1.00

00:31:13.420 Okay. 1.00

00:31:14.180 And we eat hella carbs here.

00:31:15.260 If that's semi-true, but sometimes I'll go get a coffee,

00:31:18.600 and I'm like, yeah, I'll have cream and sugar in it, 1.00

00:31:20.500 and they go, you fucking scumbag. 1.00

00:31:22.460 You fat fuck. 1.00

00:31:23.360 You fucking scumbag. 1.00

00:31:24.980 What are you, a caveman? 1.00

00:31:26.060 You're like, I'm sorry.

00:31:26.780 I'm just kidding. 1.00

00:31:27.340 take it out yeah please give me the oat milk and your fucking you're like do you guys eat like 0.99

00:31:32.360 chicken parm i still do pizza yo i got pizza whoa alex jones got pizza on the show yesterday 0.99

00:31:39.140 he didn't have a slice and i go to him after i go yo we were boozing like you didn't have a slice

00:31:43.320 and he goes like i gotta keep my finger he goes he goes no he goes i'm just not really about that

00:31:48.120 pizza i go bro what happened no i hate myself i really do hate myself because you're trying to 0.56

00:31:53.840 stay in shape i'm gonna make you no no that's that's the worst part about it i'm not even like

00:31:58.340 man i'm not gonna eat this pizza because i want to stay healthy it's become so ingrained in me 0.98

00:32:02.500 i'm in la fucking you're like there can be no car for real so you're not eating carbs no i do 1.00

00:32:08.080 you're trading carbs for pussy no listen guys i'm not here to just have sex and stuff 1.00

00:32:14.120 you're like you're like every other guy like my dick is amazing let's go i'm not 1.00

00:32:20.140 Let's go 1.00

00:32:22.840 I can do it too

00:32:24.760 I'll put my leg

00:32:26.180 Can I be quite honest

00:32:27.720 Yo I want to be real with you

00:32:31.720 On the hundo 1.00

00:32:33.700 Out of a hundo type shit 1.00

00:32:35.360 99 plus 1 type shit 1.00

00:32:37.960 Can you take your leg off 1.00

00:32:41.260 No what's happening

00:32:42.300 Are you hard right now

00:32:44.740 What's happening

00:32:45.760 Me like personally

00:32:47.660 Like, I'm not like these other guys.

00:32:53.120 Like, I'm just not. 1.00

00:32:54.420 Blow my dick. 1.00

00:32:56.220 Fuck boy until he proves otherwise. 1.00

00:32:58.580 All right? 1.00

00:32:58.960 Until he proves otherwise.

00:32:59.620 He already has.

00:33:00.820 He already has.

00:33:02.300 If any guy.

00:33:02.960 No.

00:33:03.980 Like, no.

00:33:04.700 No, no.

00:33:05.060 I respect that.

00:33:05.860 But that will work.

00:33:07.000 But me?

00:33:07.660 No, I'm different.

00:33:08.920 No.

00:33:09.540 I'm like, baby, come on.

00:33:11.360 Look at my house.

00:33:12.060 Look at my car.

00:33:12.660 I have a micropenis. 1.00

00:33:13.440 Fuck out of here. 1.00

00:33:14.060 No, it's like, fuck. 1.00

00:33:15.500 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:33:16.540 The I'm not, the I'm not like other guys is the equivalent of girls saying, I've never 1.00

00:33:23.480 done this before.

00:33:24.340 Oh my God.

00:33:25.280 I have never done this.

00:33:27.080 I have never done.

00:33:27.800 And it's so funny because occasionally when I get that, I've never done this before, they

00:33:31.660 contradict themselves like five minutes after.

00:33:34.680 And then all of a sudden you're like, wait, why are you literally bouncing up and down

00:33:37.400 in a freak on my deck? 1.00

00:33:38.520 How did you end up doing a backflip off my fucking bed frame onto my cock if you have 1.00

00:33:45.140 never done this before? 1.00

00:33:46.160 You literally just left.

00:33:47.600 Brad, we got a problem. 1.00

00:33:48.660 Brad, Brad, get the fuck in here. 1.00

00:33:50.660 Brad, get in here right fucking now, Brad. 1.00

00:33:54.020 Right fucking now. 0.99

00:33:55.320 Give it the Gluck Gluck. 1.00

00:33:56.300 Yo, yo, the girl, the girl, give it the Gluck Gluck. 1.00

00:33:59.700 Yo, quickly, suck off my microphone cable. 0.98

00:34:03.400 Hey, the girl, the girl who texted me. 0.98

00:34:05.380 Can you hear me?

00:34:06.280 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:06.500 The girl who texted me and was like, yo, I'm excited these girls are on your podcast.

00:34:10.000 Uh-oh, what is she saying?

00:34:11.660 She said, ask them about the Gluck Gluck 9,000. 1.00

00:34:14.020 Dude, every fucking man. 0.99

00:34:15.780 Is it because it sounds like Gluck? 1.00

00:34:17.140 No, it's a double hand twist.

00:34:19.080 Yeah, but what's the Gluck?

00:34:20.360 The Gluck is the noise.

00:34:22.020 It's the noise and the saliva.

00:34:24.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:24.700 Gluck, gluck.

00:34:25.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:26.660 Oh, okay. 0.99

00:34:27.000 Yeah, but also I think girls like don't even know guys have balls sometimes when they give head. 0.97

00:34:30.940 Like they don't even know like pop a ball and then pop the other one and like keep. 0.99

00:34:33.980 Have you ever dealt with a dude who's missing like some of his testicle? 0.98

00:34:36.820 No. 0.99

00:34:36.960 Oh my God, wait.

00:34:37.680 We have this theory we haven't talked about on Call Our Daddy.

00:34:39.720 Oh, we haven't.

00:34:41.160 Should we really say it here?

00:34:43.000 Should we save it for Call Our Daddy?

00:34:44.540 We're going to say it here.

00:34:45.140 This isn't going to get any views or anything.

00:34:47.160 It's not even that big of a deal.

00:34:48.860 We're literally in a shack right now.

00:34:50.780 We're in a garage.

00:34:52.200 Also, I just want to point out that we are higher than you on the ranking.

00:34:57.060 You really are.

00:34:58.380 I don't think they are.

00:35:00.140 Can y'all check that?

00:35:00.980 And by the way, when you're checking that, can you rate us five stars?

00:35:03.200 Hold on.

00:35:04.800 Hold on a second.

00:35:05.960 Look at this merch.

00:35:07.580 We have a YouTube show. 0.99

00:35:09.360 I think it's a whole different metric that's just fucking on this planet. 0.97

00:35:13.200 It's not. 0.97

00:35:13.760 so really quickly

00:35:14.980 because I know you guys

00:35:15.780 I know you guys 1.00

00:35:16.340 fucking kill it on YouTube 1.00

00:35:17.100 but let us kill it on podcasts 1.00

00:35:18.600 yeah let us have the podcast

00:35:20.420 like let's like

00:35:21.180 like low-key love each other

00:35:22.380 y'all are winning

00:35:23.260 but listen

00:35:24.080 you know what CPM

00:35:24.860 wait

00:35:25.180 y'all are winning 1.00

00:35:26.320 but now you're about to talk shit 0.99

00:35:28.420 CPM what? 0.99

00:35:29.620 you all know about CPMs

00:35:30.840 because here's the thing 0.98

00:35:31.460 I fucking know about you guys 0.98

00:35:32.820 what? 0.99

00:35:33.540 well you probably know more about

00:35:34.820 I figured this out early

00:35:36.180 I figured this out early

00:35:37.440 y'all are marketers 1.00

00:35:39.180 y'all are born fucking marketers 1.00

00:35:41.840 really? 1.00

00:35:42.120 yes

00:35:42.200 why?

00:35:42.600 what do we do?

00:35:43.080 I just know it.

00:35:44.180 I'm not saying they're fake. 1.00

00:35:47.460 What I'm saying is they know what the fuck they're doing. 0.99

00:35:50.580 No, you know what? 0.99

00:35:52.020 I will say because people, and I'm not trying to like blow up our spot.

00:35:55.760 And people look at us.

00:35:58.580 First of all, first and foremost, let me just say we have a podcast and we're on YouTube right now.

00:36:02.860 People are probably watching us mostly on YouTube.

00:36:04.800 We have a podcast.

00:36:05.820 We do not put this in video format. 0.97

00:36:07.320 So people are like, oh, you guys think you're fucking hot.

00:36:10.100 No one sees us when we're talking. 0.99

00:36:11.880 Who sees us on a fucking podcast? 0.99

00:36:13.600 What does CPM mean? 1.00

00:36:15.200 Wait, hold on.

00:36:15.700 What does CPM mean?

00:36:17.140 It's clicks per.

00:36:18.240 I know.

00:36:18.940 I don't know what it stands for.

00:36:20.320 I don't know the acronym.

00:36:21.200 It's views per thousand.

00:36:21.700 Clause per thousand impressions.

00:36:22.980 So what I'm saying is like. 1.00

00:36:24.180 You know that shit. 1.00

00:36:24.660 Right, right, right. 1.00

00:36:25.400 So what I'm saying though is there are so many people that try to give us shit for like, 0.99

00:36:29.700 oh, you're a podcaster and you're trying to capitalize on looks or whatever. 0.99

00:36:33.340 No one fucking sees us. 0.97

00:36:34.980 All the people here is what they hear. 1.00

00:36:37.360 They don't see us.

00:36:38.200 Y'all are, I will say, I'll give you this word and I never do it.

00:36:41.120 Y'all are brilliant.

00:36:41.880 Brilliant.

00:36:42.300 Like, y'all are brilliant.

00:36:43.320 Oh, Logan.

00:36:45.140 Tom, you get that? 1.00

00:36:46.500 Tom, you fucking get that shit. 1.00

00:36:48.660 Brilliant. 1.00

00:36:49.140 Your girls are brilliant.

00:36:50.220 I have to say that people look at us, and I get it. 1.00

00:36:52.880 Like, you can think, like, oh, those chicks are stupid as fuck, 1.00

00:36:55.360 and they talk about sex. 1.00

00:36:56.380 We are not fucking dumb. 1.00

00:36:57.600 We're not dumb. 0.98

00:36:58.620 So thank you for saying that, Logan.

00:37:01.580 Props to you.

00:37:02.540 Thank you, Logan. 1.00

00:37:02.600 And your butthole. 0.99

00:37:03.560 Your podcast, thank you. 1.00

00:37:05.540 Your podcast is called Call Her Daddy.

00:37:08.260 Yeah.

00:37:08.640 Can I call your daddy?

00:37:09.880 Yeah.

00:37:10.120 No.

00:37:10.520 Well, you could.

00:37:11.240 You could.

00:37:11.560 If you called him right now and we had a conversation.

00:37:13.380 He knows I'm here.

00:37:14.220 He would be like.

00:37:15.240 My dad's a television producer.

00:37:16.540 Is he cool?

00:37:17.360 Yeah, he's cool.

00:37:18.100 Where do you get your coolness from?

00:37:19.820 Like, Sophia, what about you?

00:37:20.740 Like, how are you guys?

00:37:21.560 Where do I get my coolness from?

00:37:23.040 My mom is more the cool fact.

00:37:24.400 Really?

00:37:24.540 Yeah.

00:37:24.900 She's cool. 1.00

00:37:25.380 She's hot. 0.88

00:37:25.800 My mom's a psychologist. 1.00

00:37:26.640 You would try to fuck her, probably. 1.00

00:37:28.160 She would. 1.00

00:37:28.500 She's a milky. 0.99

00:37:29.200 Do you want to FaceTime her?

00:37:30.300 Does she?

00:37:30.580 Yeah.

00:37:31.200 She's 45.

00:37:32.480 Yeah, let's call her instead, maybe.

00:37:33.520 No, no, no.

00:37:34.320 FaceTime her.

00:37:35.040 So wait, she had you when she was like 19 or 20?

00:37:37.640 what she had me when she was 20 yeah yeah she's cool she's down to earth she's older than i can i

00:37:43.720 say this i cannot wait to party with you guys i'm like i cannot have the best time i don't know

00:37:50.520 if y'all are gonna follow through no we do have to go to a meeting after this and then we're down

00:37:55.080 and then we'll come back no no you don't you don't have to come back no you know i am nervous and i

00:38:00.780 was i told evan this uh my roommate we're gonna be weird no wait let's talk first impressions

00:38:05.620 This is good.

00:38:05.980 Wait, okay, okay, okay.

00:38:07.360 I love it.

00:38:08.060 I've never, look in the wall behind you.

00:38:10.200 We've had some pretty big guests on.

00:38:11.540 I've never been nervous for a podcast.

00:38:13.700 You were nervous?

00:38:14.520 I was nervous.

00:38:15.360 Really?

00:38:15.740 We asked you why.

00:38:16.540 You want to know why?

00:38:17.120 Can we ask you why? 1.00

00:38:18.240 Y'all are very pretty, more so because I don't get intimidated by pretty girls.

00:38:22.540 Y'all are witty and funny.

00:38:23.920 And I know you're smart because I know how funny people work.

00:38:26.460 And so, yo, I'm just, I feel like I'm looking in a mirror.

00:38:31.360 And I'm scared of myself.

00:38:32.900 You guys kind of look like brother and sister.

00:38:34.780 I know, like, we could look and go, yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel you. 1.00

00:38:36.760 Wait, what the fuck? 1.00

00:38:38.100 No, I know. 1.00

00:38:38.680 They look like brother's sister.

00:38:41.240 Come over here.

00:38:41.640 And I feel like our humor is, like, kind of.

00:38:43.140 No, please.

00:38:43.680 It's the same.

00:38:44.160 Please come over here for one sec.

00:38:45.400 Oh, no. 1.00

00:38:45.960 Look at this fucking shit, dude. 1.00

00:38:48.340 It's been a long time. 1.00

00:38:48.820 No, there's, like, something.

00:38:50.980 Yeah, for sure.

00:38:52.000 Oh, my God, dude.

00:38:53.140 They're related, bro.

00:38:54.560 You're related to Jimmy Savile.

00:38:56.140 I feel you, I feel you.

00:38:56.800 As much of, like, an atomic bomb I can be, I was a little nervous that y'all might be

00:39:04.000 the same way.

00:39:04.780 And honestly, it's been it's been incredible.

00:39:06.700 Yeah, we're vibing.

00:39:09.420 I can feel I think I feel you like we I think the reason we don't have guests on our show is because we struggle with like we have this energy where when you go to our podcast, we don't do podcasts normally.

00:39:21.460 Like we edit our podcast.

00:39:23.820 So it is like it's this speed.

00:39:25.920 Not a lot of podcasts are this.

00:39:27.800 I'll be honest.

00:39:29.080 You never get bored.

00:39:30.920 I'll be honest with you. 1.00

00:39:32.900 I fucking I'm insane. 0.99

00:39:33.700 insane okay like i'm crazy i'm a fucking spaz all right so i bring that up bring that pain 0.99

00:39:38.560 yeah i'll say i'll also say this have you guys i've never had a bad first date oh no wait wait 0.98

00:39:45.180 are you from left from left field i know that but i want to bring it back to first impressions

00:39:49.920 okay i have net like when you guys first met me today what was that like oh you were like chill

00:39:54.920 yeah totally chill yeah chill is no no you were actually way better than the the few things that

00:40:00.260 i've seen on impulsive you were really cool no no no no this is the thing i'll be completely honest

00:40:06.160 so what happens is like logan's image right now is like he looks like a little halo over his head 0.99

00:40:11.320 and you kind of like spit the shit that he shouldn't say for whatever brand shit you've 0.98

00:40:15.560 got going like i get it and i see that and i think it's brilliant because even when you trash him 0.99

00:40:20.280 you're low-key like yeah keep saying it because you throw the trash it's almost like they know 0.99

00:40:24.420 our secret anyone on the internet anyone on the internet that's like fuck you mike it's like no 0.99

00:40:28.720 he's low-key saying exactly what logan wants to say but he's throwing it to mike and i get that 0.99

00:40:32.480 and it's brilliant some of it some of it i have to jump out and say some of the shit is this all

00:40:37.280 but i but i do want to okay but i do want to say that i i respect that because i think a lot of 0.96

00:40:44.200 times like people look probably shit on you more than him um but people do shit on you our dms are 0.93

00:40:51.240 like why the fuck are you going on that show in terms of first impressions amazing yeah you guys 0.99

00:40:56.000 I get why you're saying it was a little intimidating, though. 0.98

00:40:59.360 A lot of people say that.

00:41:00.740 A lot of people say that.

00:41:01.840 Well, our boss, Dave, is like, we say we don't want to do this.

00:41:04.820 He's like, okay, fine.

00:41:06.160 There's this whole thing where he doesn't tell us no.

00:41:08.580 Wait, so you're his boss then?

00:41:10.520 Kind of. 0.99

00:41:11.560 You guys say sometimes you say tits out for the boys. 0.99

00:41:14.800 Do we? 0.98

00:41:15.220 Do we?

00:41:15.520 I heard it a couple times.

00:41:16.840 You definitely said it.

00:41:18.560 I don't know if you do. 0.98

00:41:19.460 Tits out for the boys.

00:41:20.420 I can pull it up.

00:41:21.920 No, no.

00:41:22.400 Okay, I've said it probably.

00:41:23.760 And now that you can't acknowledge you said it, 0.99

00:41:25.500 I'm skipping this fucking topic. 0.99

00:41:26.760 Okay. 0.99

00:41:27.260 Like absolutely.

00:41:28.440 It's like,

00:41:29.060 if you've got great tips,

00:41:29.860 I just don't remember. 0.92

00:41:31.280 I say a lot about land is shit that I don't remember, 0.98

00:41:34.020 but I'll always stand by it. 0.97

00:41:35.300 Hey,

00:41:35.440 this is,

00:41:36.440 this is a question.

00:41:37.300 Okay. 0.99

00:41:39.900 When it comes to finishing ejaculation coming, 0.99

00:41:42.540 whatever you want to call it. 0.99

00:41:43.340 Nice.

00:41:43.740 There is a point of no return.

00:41:46.180 Absolutely.

00:41:47.220 That point could be dangerous.

00:41:48.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:49.080 Like she could ask you to fucking marry her and you're about to come. 1.00

00:41:51.640 You're like, 1.00

00:41:51.900 fine.

00:41:52.300 Yeah.

00:41:52.620 Like you're like, 1.00

00:41:53.320 Fuck, bitch, I'm there, so I'm like, fine. 1.00

00:41:55.800 Yo, that's, yes, yes. 1.00

00:41:57.240 But I'm more, I'm talking about stopping it.

00:41:59.760 Stop, stop, like, sometimes you've gone too far

00:42:03.040 and you can't not. 1.00

00:42:04.880 And then sometimes she's on top of your dick 1.00

00:42:06.960 and holding your dick inside of her. 1.00

00:42:08.940 No, no, no, that's fine. 1.00

00:42:10.460 She's like, you're coming in me.

00:42:12.360 It's worse when it's not inside her.

00:42:14.520 And she, and she.

00:42:15.740 What?

00:42:17.480 I'll explain it for him because I can say it.

00:42:19.860 Okay.

00:42:20.620 Occasionally, I will be in a real juicy situation.

00:42:24.700 I don't know how else to say it.

00:42:25.900 A real juicy situation.

00:42:26.860 A juicy sexual.

00:42:27.560 And I want to go longer, but I know this girl has driven me to the brink of my existence.

00:42:33.620 Okay.

00:42:34.220 So what I will do, which I'm sure you guys have experienced, is a quick pull out, what

00:42:38.160 I like to call a break.

00:42:40.060 Yep.

00:42:40.280 We're going to come too fast.

00:42:41.580 Yes.

00:42:41.980 Well, not even too fast, but even if you're four, even if you're like 20 minutes in and

00:42:46.060 you want to go 30. 1.00

00:42:46.780 But also, if you're fucking a 10, you should be jacking off a little bit before you fuck her. 1.00

00:42:50.240 Clear the pipes. 1.00

00:42:50.960 I get it.

00:42:51.360 Okay, that's fine.

00:42:51.720 So you pull out, and now you're sitting there.

00:42:55.560 But listen, I don't know how to say it. 1.00

00:42:59.140 It's who let you come when she's holding your dick in your head. 1.00

00:43:01.720 And you're just coming out of your side. 1.00

00:43:03.600 And you have your dick in your hand, and you're like, hold on, babe. 1.00

00:43:06.180 And you want to take a break, but a prisoner escapes. 1.00

00:43:10.520 And it happens.

00:43:11.100 You have a break out.

00:43:11.760 A prisoner.

00:43:12.540 It's a prison break, my friend.

00:43:14.460 It's like a little baby.

00:43:15.860 So there's a difference.

00:43:16.680 because sometimes you're trying to be careful.

00:43:18.440 You don't have a condom on.

00:43:19.860 I don't know why you wouldn't wear a condom

00:43:21.100 in this day and age.

00:43:21.860 Everyone should have protected sex. 0.99

00:43:23.160 Please wear rubber. 0.95

00:43:23.780 Wear condoms. 1.00

00:43:24.560 Always have protected sex.

00:43:26.240 But for some reason,

00:43:27.160 you don't have a condom on for this one time.

00:43:28.880 This one time really?

00:43:29.800 This one time.

00:43:30.440 Every other time,

00:43:31.320 wear condoms.

00:43:32.200 Always wear condoms.

00:43:32.800 I don't know how it happened. 1.00

00:43:33.400 I don't know what fucking happened. 0.99

00:43:34.740 Wear condoms always. 1.00

00:43:35.520 There's too many diseases out there.

00:43:36.520 Do your best.

00:43:37.400 Everybody uses condoms.

00:43:38.860 Do it. 0.99

00:43:39.580 But this one fucking time, 1.00

00:43:41.500 your condom broke or something, 1.00

00:43:43.840 and you're about to come, 0.61

00:43:44.820 and you pull out,

00:43:45.620 And you're sitting there and a little, a little one dribble pops out, not a prison break.

00:43:51.240 What do you do?

00:43:52.540 Because now you're not the dribbles easy, bro.

00:43:54.700 Prison break is the problem, to be honest.

00:43:56.320 Well, is it easy?

00:43:57.200 And then, well, then you have to like, like, yo, I've finished it.

00:44:02.120 That's so bad.

00:44:03.280 It's so bad.

00:44:03.820 What are you asking?

00:44:04.760 Like for the girl to still tell her?

00:44:07.200 No, I'm saying how do you deal with the situation?

00:44:09.760 Okay. 1.00

00:44:10.200 If you clean your shit, do you think you could, you could keep going? 1.00

00:44:12.540 But first of all, any guy that's not trying to go round two with a bitch like you are around to round two takes place after round one. 1.00

00:44:21.200 When you when you have when you box round one ends and a girl comes around with a little card that says two on it. 1.00

00:44:29.280 OK, if you think that there's no fucking break between round one and round two, there has to be a break. 0.85

00:44:35.960 I got to go get right with God. 0.97

00:44:37.760 I'm standing in the mirror and I'm planning on my 401k.

00:44:40.860 There are some men that don't need a break.

00:44:46.240 There are some men that don't need a break.

00:44:47.120 Who are they?

00:44:47.820 I know these men.

00:44:48.560 They do exist.

00:44:48.980 I know these men. 1.00

00:44:49.600 What, their dick just, are they 12? 1.00

00:44:51.420 Yes, they are. 1.00

00:44:52.040 Yeah, they are.

00:44:52.520 They're all 12.

00:44:52.740 No, or her ex-boyfriend. 0.94

00:44:54.160 My ex-boyfriend was like psycho. 0.79

00:44:55.800 Hey, shout out to Chris. 0.95

00:44:57.200 We love you. 0.92

00:44:58.540 If you accidentally come when you weren't supposed to, go down on her.

00:45:03.980 Give her the best head she's ever had. 1.00

00:45:06.540 And clean your shit a little. 1.00

00:45:07.740 Make her come in your mouth. 1.00

00:45:08.760 Use the sheet. 1.00

00:45:09.480 That's how you know a pro.

00:45:10.860 when they're multitasking.

00:45:12.900 I'm going down.

00:45:13.880 I'm cleaning off. 1.00

00:45:14.840 I'm getting my dick re-hard 1.00

00:45:15.980 and I'm coming back. 1.00

00:45:16.780 But when you're cleaning,

00:45:18.040 can I just say,

00:45:18.860 also, if you're like,

00:45:19.660 Loki, like, babe, 1.00

00:45:20.280 can you kind of suck me off? 1.00

00:45:21.980 Make sure she gets that shit out 1.00

00:45:23.840 because you don't want 1.00

00:45:24.620 any fucking babies up in the fish. 0.99

00:45:26.360 I don't know if it works like that. 1.00

00:45:27.800 I don't think it works like that. 0.98

00:45:28.780 But if there's fucking 0.99

00:45:29.420 still come on you. 0.99

00:45:30.660 Have y'all ever had

00:45:31.260 a pregnancy scare?

00:45:32.460 No.

00:45:33.020 I mean, yeah,

00:45:33.700 but I've never actually

00:45:34.760 been pregnant.

00:45:35.440 But I've kind of been like,

00:45:36.400 my period's a day late,

00:45:37.640 but never actually pregnant.

00:45:38.960 No, no, no.

00:45:39.460 I've never been like,

00:45:40.860 But I've gotten a little scared before, yeah. 0.95

00:45:42.900 I think any woman having sex will have a pregnancy scare. 0.65

00:45:46.620 That's it. 0.99

00:45:47.780 Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?

00:45:49.380 Even on birth control.

00:45:50.640 Yo, I don't get scared. 1.00

00:45:51.900 It's kind of fucked up. 0.99

00:45:52.940 He wants a kid. 1.00

00:45:54.180 He wants a kid.

00:45:55.400 When do you do?

00:45:56.120 Logan. 0.99

00:45:56.860 I know it's fucked up. 0.99

00:45:57.380 Logan. 1.00

00:45:57.840 No, I know.

00:45:58.280 I'm bored.

00:45:58.920 And I know you don't use condoms.

00:46:00.420 Don't say that.

00:46:00.980 Don't say that.

00:46:02.020 He does.

00:46:02.900 He does.

00:46:03.700 He is hardcore condemnation.

00:46:06.800 Yeah, and you know what? 1.00

00:46:07.940 The girls that are fucking, you are like poking the holes into the condoms. 1.00

00:46:10.860 he's like 1.00

00:46:11.120 right Logan 0.79

00:46:12.180 do you know all these girls 1.00

00:46:13.500 he's got a private chef 1.00

00:46:14.220 you have a vault

00:46:15.000 you have a condom vault

00:46:16.340 and a condom station

00:46:17.040 you're like 0.92

00:46:17.460 I brought it this time

00:46:18.980 you're like 1.00

00:46:19.620 bitch gets poked holes 1.00

00:46:20.800 you little fucking 1.00

00:46:21.740 right it looks like 0.99

00:46:22.780 a strainer from a kitchen

00:46:24.040 hey hey hey

00:46:25.120 this whole podcast

00:46:26.420 has been about

00:46:27.240 like sex

00:46:28.440 okay let's talk

00:46:29.180 it's natural

00:46:29.980 but when you guys

00:46:30.880 don't talk about sex

00:46:31.760 like what do you talk about 0.95

00:46:32.680 oh my god

00:46:33.000 is there anything else

00:46:33.920 honestly our podcast

00:46:35.320 obviously has sex in it

00:46:36.780 we talk about 1.00

00:46:37.360 a ton of other shit 0.99

00:46:38.540 yeah 0.99

00:46:38.900 just personal experiences

00:46:40.240 like we talked about 0.99

00:46:41.000 how we took fucking food 1.00

00:46:42.100 on a plane 0.99

00:46:42.600 it was the most embarrassing 0.99

00:46:43.420 shit ever 0.99

00:46:44.060 because we had to throw it 1.00

00:46:45.100 in the garbage 0.95

00:46:45.580 fish sandwich 1.00

00:46:46.580 smelled like a pussy 1.00

00:46:47.440 and everyone on the plane 1.00

00:46:48.460 was fucking pissed 0.99

00:46:49.260 well you just made it sex again 1.00

00:46:49.600 you just made it sex again 1.00

00:46:50.360 but the fucking flight attendant 1.00

00:46:51.480 have you ever had a flight attendant 1.00

00:46:52.720 make you throw out food 0.94

00:46:54.020 yeah

00:46:54.400 yeah

00:46:54.740 of course

00:46:55.380 of course

00:46:55.740 it's okay

00:46:56.440 well it was the most embarrassing

00:46:57.940 thing but we talk about

00:46:59.100 a lot of stuff 0.98

00:46:59.940 we talk about other shit 0.89

00:47:00.840 like even 0.99

00:47:01.260 social media

00:47:02.080 social media

00:47:03.340 social media 1.00

00:47:04.000 social media up in this bitch 1.00

00:47:05.660 very important here in LA 1.00

00:47:07.900 it is

00:47:08.760 we have social media 0.98

00:47:09.620 I'm just wondering because, like, as a dude, as a fucking outfit type guy, it's so easy to be stimulated and intrigued by what you guys are saying. 0.99

00:47:19.760 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:47:20.180 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:20.280 But, like, I want to try so hard to humanize you and not just make you sex tosser. 0.92

00:47:25.580 Do you guys like sports? 1.00

00:47:27.680 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:47:28.220 My dad works at the NHL. 1.00

00:47:29.500 What team?

00:47:30.320 The Philadelphia Flyers.

00:47:31.400 If I started dating you and I was an Eagles fan.

00:47:33.960 Would he make me do pull-ups when I walked in the door?

00:47:35.900 No.

00:47:36.120 Is that that kind of guy? 0.99

00:47:36.860 No, but he'd be like, what the fuck do you do? 0.99

00:47:38.440 And, like, do you have talent? 0.99

00:47:39.240 and I'd say

00:47:40.420 I don't know

00:47:41.020 and no

00:47:41.600 are you going to be successful

00:47:44.200 and can make my daughter happy

00:47:45.220 I'd say probably 1.00

00:47:46.140 prove it to me bitch 1.00

00:47:48.440 and then I do pull ups 1.00

00:47:49.600 no I like sports

00:47:50.620 yeah I played soccer

00:47:51.600 you walk out of the club

00:47:52.840 you had 40 shots

00:47:53.720 what fast food are you getting

00:47:54.720 I'm going to say

00:47:56.680 In-N-Out

00:47:57.160 and she's going to disagree

00:47:58.060 dude I had In-N-Out

00:47:58.760 for the first time in my life

00:48:00.000 or Chick-fil-A

00:48:00.180 not

00:48:00.520 it's not In-N-Out

00:48:02.380 I like it

00:48:03.200 Chick-fil-A is

00:48:03.860 number one

00:48:05.100 oh is it number one

00:48:06.520 of all things

00:48:07.260 okay

00:48:07.640 Chick-fil-A is a beautiful

00:48:08.960 Down the street.

00:48:10.120 One mile.

00:48:10.640 It's on the corner.

00:48:11.260 Are you guys going to eat it?

00:48:13.260 Or do you guys get the grilled chicken instead of the fries? 0.99

00:48:15.760 Are you crazy? 0.97

00:48:16.740 Do you get grilled chicken? 1.00

00:48:17.980 I don't.

00:48:18.480 I'm with you.

00:48:19.000 In-N-Out is not.

00:48:20.080 It's not bad.

00:48:20.700 It's not.

00:48:21.300 So what do you like better?

00:48:22.460 I don't believe you when you say that.

00:48:23.820 Shake Shack's my favorite.

00:48:24.940 Number one.

00:48:25.880 You're saying you like it.

00:48:26.760 I love In-N-Out more than Shake Shack.

00:48:29.280 No, you don't.

00:48:29.760 Yes, I do.

00:48:30.340 You just like it?

00:48:31.500 I like In-N-Out more than Shake Shack.

00:48:32.760 Did you get your fries animal style?

00:48:34.620 Yes.

00:48:35.020 Okay, I'm just making sure.

00:48:36.200 Every time.

00:48:36.560 I know you guys are like top notch.

00:48:37.960 I had it for the first time last night

00:48:39.720 and I was like so upset.

00:48:41.240 But I honestly like McDonald's.

00:48:44.120 Is that disgusting?

00:48:45.220 I love me some McDonald's.

00:48:46.900 You're good.

00:48:47.920 You're good here.

00:48:48.520 I like it.

00:48:49.000 I love McDonald's. 1.00

00:48:49.840 We've got a dwarf friend that lives at this house

00:48:52.000 and he orders McDonald's what? 0.55

00:48:53.460 I would say.

00:48:54.040 Every night. 1.00

00:48:54.580 Dude, like a McDouble can like fuck me every night. 1.00

00:48:57.060 I love a McDouble. 1.00

00:48:58.320 A Big Mac.

00:48:58.940 A McDouble is Gucci.

00:49:00.080 I'm a McDonald's breakfast kind of guy.

00:49:02.200 Oh my God.

00:49:03.340 So good.

00:49:04.440 I'm not. 1.00

00:49:05.140 You don't fuck when McGriddles are hot? 1.00

00:49:06.420 You don't fuck with hash browns? 1.00

00:49:08.360 You don't fuck with hash browns? 1.00

00:49:11.260 I would rather get like a Big Mac situation 1.00

00:49:13.680 than the breakfast. 1.00

00:49:15.100 Fuck! 1.00

00:49:16.100 What can we talk about not sex related? 1.00

00:49:19.040 All right, what are you guys...

00:49:20.220 Our podcast is really only half sex. 1.00

00:49:21.320 Here's one.

00:49:22.320 You guys like flowers?

00:49:24.620 You like getting flowers?

00:49:25.280 If I'm going to slide into some DMs.

00:49:28.520 By the way, is that how...

00:49:29.700 Did I Twitter DM you?

00:49:31.660 Yeah.

00:49:31.980 Twitter DM, by the way.

00:49:34.380 Oh, yeah. 0.98

00:49:35.200 that was an interesting one why not instagram uh what the fuck dude i felt like i was just on 0.83

00:49:40.220 twitter and what do you want to talk to her about politics what are you doing on twitter 0.99

00:49:43.260 all right stop stop stop stop wait what's your ig you have to follow call her daddy 0.99

00:49:50.000 come on brand we're supposed to be taking over the chicks page right oh fuck i was gonna say 0.98

00:49:55.040 the most effective way no i i to to d like what's it you mentioned me in your story i didn't stop 0.96

00:50:03.020 oh yeah i have you right here do y'all have a go-to of what oh like a dm because i'm lazy

00:50:08.960 this is what this is my biggest advice to guys i think that dms are so saturated and i think

00:50:14.500 one of the best ways to dm a girl is replying to her story yeah when it's really that's all i ever

00:50:19.580 do yeah you can relate yourself to it because half the time if it like listen everyone's 0.99

00:50:24.640 fucking selfish in this world let's be real like you don't really give a shit about my life you 0.94

00:50:27.920 know what i mean like when people start ranting about their shit you're like okay i'm bored 1.00

00:50:31.120 if you like if you reply to someone's shit like that girl's like oh if you have 0.99

00:50:36.920 if you're sending if you're sending me a hey what's up bye 0.99

00:50:41.360 i will go one step and agree with you so much i will say if you are hitting send message on

00:50:48.340 a girl's profile you have already lost you have already lost you have already lost because listen

00:50:53.780 to me no because to your point their story is in your feed yeah comment on something they're 0.89

00:50:59.780 fucking doing if you make it relatable if you if you're genuinely funny boom you won me over but 0.80

00:51:06.240 also i have to say guys need to stop and girls do this too but like people need to stop on sending 0.99

00:51:12.060 dms because like you look fucking weak like you're a little bitch boy so like that like please 0.98

00:51:18.860 we talked about this we talked about it i did it i did it once and the girl called me you're right 1.00

00:51:25.360 yeah and it can be a conversation like you're funny so like you could like bounce back oh by

00:51:29.220 the way it worked it worked yeah yeah she's she goes are you just gonna unsend and you just keep

00:51:34.040 resending till i responded i was like yeah but was it your initial dm that you did and you just

00:51:39.020 kept resending it and unsending and resending it no i changed it but i'm saying to like she had

00:51:43.980 never responded oh yeah okay there's a girl there's a girl there's a there's like there's 0.97

00:51:48.020 like one or two i'm like i'm like straight up four deep like i just don't give a fuck but also 0.83

00:51:51.920 they're not they're not dms like they're not dms like emojis they're just emojis they're literally 0.89

00:51:56.680 just emojis so at this point like the surface yes that's what i do the dancing girl so at this

00:52:02.780 point it's for the joke like what's your ideal dm what do you want if a guy sent me emojis or hey

00:52:09.240 what's up not responding it would have to be it would have to be a witty joke about some story i

00:52:15.040 posted i'm gonna i want to show you this so what i what i try to do is first of all first and 0.76

00:52:19.100 foremost for guys if you are ever fucking going and liking a girl's bikini picture in your first 0.99

00:52:22.860 round of likes go fuck yourself you're done you're never getting laid like absolutely not 1.00

00:52:25.980 so when you follow you go and you hit when you know when guys go and they go in like a girl's 1.00

00:52:31.940 bikini picture with no is this pre sorry is this pre-follow pre-follow and pre-like so you're

00:52:39.300 talking about so you're talking about the the round of three to four likes that you hit to be

00:52:43.980 like yo do you notice me you can never pick her bikini picture ever i have also this is why i love

00:52:50.340 having this conversation with you guys because i've always been curious about it i for a long

00:52:55.420 the longest time i skipped bikini pictures and i went with like her smiling with her sister 0.93

00:53:00.140 absolutely all of that shit but then i said to myself this girl's really proud of her bikini 0.99

00:53:05.100 picture yeah she's got a great ass she's poking it out why am i gonna skip okay so this is what 0.99

00:53:10.480 you do so what you're gonna do is in the first round of likes you absolutely don't acknowledge 1.00

00:53:14.780 the bikini because if girls are posting bikini pictures they like themselves they feel that i'm 0.99

00:53:18.980 like my ass looks good my tits look good you're gonna like shit that is like relevant to them so 1.00

00:53:23.440 if this bitch has gone to italy and traveled abroad or whatever you're liking that shit and 1.00

00:53:27.680 you're finding a way to slide in through that hey my family's from italy or i've been to italy and 1.00

00:53:32.200 you try to make an emotional like connection that has nothing to do with physical once you guys

00:53:36.660 start talking and once you've slid in she's answering you what you're then gonna do is you

00:53:40.780 send her her bikini picture you're like hey just talking to you right now you look really good but 0.99

00:53:46.660 it's like it's like two weeks so emotional for men don't realize if you really want to fuck a 0.99

00:53:52.640 girl you put sex completely out of your mind until you're in that moment which is why i said 0.97

00:53:59.680 and a lot of guys don't get that sex out of your mind the easiest way to explain it is the less

00:54:04.720 you try yeah i mean yeah not for sex yeah yeah but guys are still out there liking like 0.98

00:54:10.640 fucking 30 pictures and i'm like girls feel under attack all the time whoa what's going on like 0.98

00:54:17.940 don't do that bro you look desperate but do you think that that technique will get like 0.98

00:54:22.700 like once enough guys start to figure out do you think it might so like i was always on that wave

00:54:28.280 i would be like yo here's a picture of her their diploma yeah i'm gonna talk to her about liberal

00:54:32.040 arts yeah here's a picture overdo it either yeah like don't just only go for like i can tell when

00:54:38.060 a guy's like diploma university meets yeah my sister-in-law's brother's sister's cats went there

00:54:43.320 and i'm like huh do you like out of here with that here's a big question especially in la but

00:54:47.460 i'm sure it's new york and everywhere yeah do you decide your response to a dm or a a uh initial

00:54:55.300 liking spree based on the amount of followers the guy has be fucking honest yeah okay so to me um

00:55:02.840 yes and no so i that and this is what i usually say and call her daddy it's natural to see if a

00:55:10.480 guy has a blue check mark you're like okay like who is this person because it also naturally like

00:55:15.360 it just weeds it out when you're going through your dms you you're the same and it's like oh

00:55:19.160 if you even go through your dms but no someone's not able to it's insane so so that's absolutely 0.96

00:55:25.440 i'm not gonna front like absolutely if you see a blue check fuck yeah however when i go see a guy 0.88

00:55:29.960 there are so many guys 0.98

00:55:32.000 that one

00:55:32.540 I know if a guy's insecure

00:55:33.640 if he's only posting

00:55:34.500 all group photos 1.00

00:55:35.280 who the fuck are you 1.00

00:55:36.100 where are you 1.00

00:55:36.580 where are you

00:55:37.280 the shortest one in the group

00:55:38.060 are you

00:55:38.300 what are

00:55:38.540 like have some

00:55:40.080 only posting solo photos 0.99

00:55:41.580 fuck no 0.95

00:55:42.140 then that's 1.00

00:55:42.640 selfie

00:55:43.120 wait a lot

00:55:43.700 selfies are a big

00:55:44.940 no

00:55:45.160 I kind of only

00:55:46.980 fish pictures

00:55:47.960 get the fish

00:55:49.100 in all of these pictures

00:55:50.880 are you holding up

00:55:52.280 a fish from your 1.00

00:55:53.140 fucking fishing trip 1.00

00:55:54.240 a largemouth bass 1.00

00:55:55.380 you're holding

00:55:56.100 a largemouth bass

00:55:57.020 guys need to stop 1.00

00:55:58.880 shut the fuck up 1.00

00:55:59.880 Or our guys. 0.99

00:56:00.980 Wait, why? 1.00

00:56:01.780 Wait, fuck you. 1.00

00:56:02.880 No. 1.00

00:56:03.500 If you have more than one, fuck it. 1.00

00:56:05.460 I don't, but like I'm from Oregon. 1.00

00:56:06.920 Am I catching a big fish?

00:56:08.380 No one cares.

00:56:09.820 See, the thing about it.

00:56:11.060 No one cares.

00:56:11.680 No one cares about your fish.

00:56:13.360 Hold on, hold on.

00:56:14.360 Who are you to determine who cares about your fish?

00:56:16.640 Because you only cares about the fish. 1.00

00:56:18.940 If you want to get fucked, I'm sorry, Logan. 1.00

00:56:20.880 See, the thing. 0.99

00:56:21.820 I don't have a single fish picture.

00:56:23.320 I know, but just like fall back.

00:56:24.780 I'm just saying I might in the future.

00:56:26.660 No, no, but you shouldn't.

00:56:27.480 You can have one or two.

00:56:29.720 you can have one or two

00:56:30.760 also khakis 1.00

00:56:32.100 get the fuck out of here 1.00

00:56:34.320 get the fuck out of here 1.00

00:56:36.000 or guys that are leaning up 1.00

00:56:37.880 against their fucking car 0.99

00:56:39.600 bye 1.00

00:56:40.440 get out 1.00

00:56:41.420 I don't care if it's a Lambo 1.00

00:56:42.760 the fucked up thing about it is 0.99

00:56:44.200 what is this 0.97

00:56:45.480 I saw y'all do this

00:56:47.260 this one's funny

00:56:47.960 what is this one

00:56:49.020 I do this

00:56:49.500 I do this

00:56:50.100 I do the double

00:56:51.040 the double horns

00:56:51.880 alright

00:56:52.500 sometimes I just don't know

00:56:54.080 what to do

00:56:54.660 you know what I mean

00:56:55.140 like what is

00:56:55.780 the number one 0.99

00:56:56.400 fuck I do that 1.00

00:56:57.300 I saw this video 1.00

00:56:57.860 I saw this video

00:56:58.500 and

00:56:59.040 and it's super funny to poke fun at

00:57:02.580 because a lot of guys go to this.

00:57:03.900 This is the go-to.

00:57:04.480 So wait, but what's the solution?

00:57:06.620 Y'all have anything better for us?

00:57:08.160 The solution is you can have your arms down like this,

00:57:11.340 but don't have your legs spread apart 0.99

00:57:13.500 and your fucking chin to the ceiling. 1.00

00:57:16.140 Who does that still? 1.00

00:57:17.460 Smile at the camera.

00:57:18.720 Justin Bieber.

00:57:20.060 Justin Bieber did it the other day.

00:57:22.080 It's literally this.

00:57:23.240 The thing.

00:57:23.800 Still not okay.

00:57:25.160 Still not okay.

00:57:26.000 Oh my God.

00:57:26.320 So head goes down.

00:57:28.360 head normal and then leg

00:57:30.340 the solution is that 0.99

00:57:33.520 yo the fucked up thing about it is 0.98

00:57:35.900 when I hear you guys talk 0.98

00:57:37.900 when I hear you guys talk about

00:57:40.420 these things

00:57:41.060 these are

00:57:42.640 do you ever feel like you guys exist

00:57:46.500 in a

00:57:47.660 group of people that

00:57:50.280 understand like when you say

00:57:52.260 things I know these things already

00:57:53.940 if you are posing with fish on your Instagram 0.93

00:57:56.300 no girl is going to talk

00:57:57.820 No, I want to do it. 0.99

00:58:00.520 Because there are fucking, there are Tinder profiles out there that simply say, 0.99

00:58:05.300 if you have a fish in your picture, I've already swiped left. 1.00

00:58:08.440 Literally. 1.00

00:58:09.500 Dude, people have their fucking dog as their picture. 1.00

00:58:11.920 I'm like, I'm not trying to fuck a dog. 1.00

00:58:13.800 I'm not into that shit. 1.00

00:58:14.480 Or a group photo as their profile. 1.00

00:58:16.200 As their main photo as their dog.

00:58:17.660 You go.

00:58:18.240 Wait, but hold up.

00:58:19.400 I feel like that might be a dude's ploy to be like cute and funny.

00:58:22.580 No, no.

00:58:22.920 With your dog, one thing.

00:58:24.180 If it's your dog, I'm like.

00:58:25.900 I've seen guys do that.

00:58:26.940 What is it called?

00:58:28.220 What do we call that girl for?

00:58:29.520 What is it? 1.00

00:58:31.900 Obestiality. 1.00

00:58:32.620 Stop trying to fuck your dog. 1.00

00:58:33.920 Yeah, that's no good. 1.00

00:58:34.920 What if they're looking for girls that literally are trying to fuck their dog? 1.00

00:58:37.540 Well, then we should make a dating app for that one. 0.99

00:58:40.720 Listen, can we go to the audio?

00:58:42.660 Audio only?

00:58:43.520 Yes.

00:58:44.000 We're going to get wild. 0.62

00:58:45.040 We're going to get disgusting. 0.63

00:58:45.880 Let's go. 0.99

00:58:46.200 It's going to get fucking crazy.

00:58:47.520 Hit us up on Spotify and iTunes. 0.87

00:58:49.260 Because then he's going to get more listen than us.

00:58:51.420 Yeah, you got it.

00:58:52.000 What?

00:58:52.700 Rate us five stars in the iTunes store. 1.00

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00:59:04.760 Franklin with a Y. To be confusing.

00:59:06.680 Y'all are hilarious. Now

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00:59:18.620 Right now we're going to get you to see. Take it easy.

00:59:20.520 It's like we could talk for six hours. I know.

00:59:22.460 How long have we been talking? This is

00:59:24.560 kind of intimate, but maybe let's go.

00:59:26.420 you've used on this other part of your episodes listen listen on spotify and i just spotify um

00:59:31.780 what do you think is like your best thing in bed like what do you think you're like proud of like

00:59:37.160 each of you you're like oh i like or you're good in this position are you like this is gonna sound

00:59:41.100 so whack i don't know like you're either way into this or you're not at all all right say 0.90

00:59:45.400 no i fucking uh it's so whack i don't even want to say it no no say it say it we don't 0.99

00:59:50.680 fucking judge? Like, I fuck you like 1.00

00:59:52.700 I love you. Okay. 1.00

00:59:54.480 That doesn't always mean like, is that a certain

00:59:56.440 just like, like you can tell

00:59:58.720 I care. Like I care. Whether

01:00:00.620 that's like your sweatshirt degrading you like

01:00:02.620 you want, just like, it's

01:00:04.200 few times

01:00:06.880 am I literally just having 0.78

01:00:08.620 sex to get off. You know what I'm saying? 0.99

01:00:10.880 So that, I mean that's a huge 1.00

01:00:12.540 reason why girls end up being like 0.99

01:00:14.520 Logan is actually the one 0.93

01:00:16.480 for me. Hey, girls 1.00

01:00:18.820 how are you?

01:00:20.680 hi

01:00:21.880 Logan is honestly

01:00:22.920 some guy

01:00:23.700 that I think

01:00:24.380 deserves the world

01:00:25.440 and he's honestly

01:00:26.160 the best guy

01:00:26.880 in the world

01:00:27.320 like honestly

01:00:28.860 husband material 1.00

01:00:30.000 on this bitch 1.00

01:00:30.900 I love it 1.00

01:00:31.860 you've proved yourself

01:00:33.120 I have some maturity

01:00:33.860 to do still

01:00:34.700 yeah

01:00:35.220 you know

01:00:35.680 you guys are killing it

01:00:36.780 we're proud of you guys

01:00:37.900 don't we all

01:00:39.280 killing the night

01:00:40.740 hey hey

01:00:41.200 how'd you guys meet

01:00:42.800 uh random

01:00:43.660 she met a girl 1.00

01:00:44.660 in a fucking uber pool 1.00

01:00:45.900 and I met the girl 0.99

01:00:46.700 it was like

01:00:47.420 it's not really uber pool

01:00:48.920 but kind of

01:00:49.780 I'm rich now

01:00:50.100 I wouldn't do that.

01:00:50.960 No, I'm kidding.

01:00:52.520 I'm not rich.

01:00:53.400 Not on salary, you aren't.

01:00:54.940 Come over to Maverick House. 1.00

01:00:56.200 We'll make you real rich. 1.00

01:00:57.300 Please, Barstool, fuck you. 1.00

01:00:59.040 No, I'm kidding. 1.00

01:01:00.080 I love you, Dave.

01:01:00.560 I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 1.00

01:01:01.420 Delete that shit. 1.00

01:01:02.420 Delete that shit. 1.00

01:01:03.240 No, no, no, but we met through like a random, 1.00

01:01:04.540 no, no, no, we met through a random friend

01:01:06.860 that we both didn't really know,

01:01:08.080 and she was like, yo,

01:01:08.820 like this girl's looking for a roommate,

01:01:10.160 and we met, and the day we met,

01:01:11.540 we were going to like lease,

01:01:12.760 go to lease apartments.

01:01:14.420 We went, we signed a lease in an apartment, 0.99

01:01:16.160 we went out, we got fucked up together, 1.00

01:01:17.280 and I was like, bitch, I love you. 1.00

01:01:18.240 The day we met, we signed a lease. 1.00

01:01:20.140 That's amazing.

01:01:20.600 It was fake.

01:01:21.340 Yeah, so how did you guys meet?

01:01:23.620 Uh-oh. 1.00

01:01:24.600 We were fucking this broad in your house. 1.00

01:01:26.700 Yes, DP-ing, DP-ing a broad. 1.00

01:01:28.720 I was DP-ing a girl, my wiener was touching his, 0.99

01:01:31.800 and I was like, I kind of love your wiener. 0.95

01:01:33.320 I almost, for the first time. 1.00

01:01:35.580 Yo, you kind of got a good-looking schlong. 1.00

01:01:37.280 For the first time, I don't even want to say the brand name. 1.00

01:01:39.940 What?

01:01:40.360 But those things over there, okay, those giant beanbags.

01:01:43.780 Oh, I just saw, oh my God.

01:01:46.500 Oh, wait, sorry. 0.62

01:01:47.160 Are you going to say porn?

01:01:48.120 No. 0.68

01:01:48.600 I know what you're going to say.

01:01:50.080 I know what you're going to say.

01:01:50.840 I know what you're going to say.

01:01:51.520 LA is a beautiful.

01:01:52.420 Don't say it.

01:01:52.880 Don't say it.

01:01:53.080 Okay, so, yes, a beanbag situation.

01:01:54.960 Is it your company?

01:01:55.880 I get it.

01:01:56.240 Always plug.

01:01:57.640 We did a brand gig a while back, and then we became friends, and then he reached out

01:02:04.100 to me.

01:02:04.520 Yo, he reached out to me.

01:02:05.800 He reached out to me for it. 1.00

01:02:07.240 I'm going to just fuck myself. 1.00

01:02:08.460 What in the fuck? 1.00

01:02:09.320 Hey, can we? 1.00

01:02:11.000 No.

01:02:11.240 No, listen.

01:02:11.980 It's all.

01:02:12.620 It's small talk.

01:02:13.660 Hey, thank you guys for coming on.

01:02:15.260 Thank you.

01:02:15.800 I don't want you to leave yet.

01:02:17.360 I don't want to go.

01:02:18.900 No, guys, we had fun.

01:02:19.840 Always go listen to Call Your Daddy. 1.00

01:02:21.260 If you want to listen and learn how to eat a girl out. 1.00

01:02:24.200 Or give a blowjob. 1.00

01:02:25.880 Or trap a fuckboy. 1.00

01:02:27.800 Or how to not catch feelings. 0.99

01:02:29.900 Leave Logan Paul and come to us.

01:02:33.340 We love you guys.

01:02:34.180 Thanks for listening.

01:02:35.080 Subscribe.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - April 15, 2019

CALL HER DADDY SHOWS US HOW TO GET LAID (PART 2) - IMPAULSIVE EP. 62

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