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00:02:02.040 Who's been in your DMs?

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00:02:24.020 Hey, oh, hi.

00:02:24.780 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.

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00:02:31.800 Nevermind

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00:02:34.500 No

00:02:35.720 We got back from Coachella

00:02:38.260 And I'm fucking

00:02:38.740 I'm still drunk

00:02:39.400 If I'm being honest with you

00:02:40.560 I got my IV today

00:02:41.980 Mike is

00:02:42.880 Is he conscious

00:02:43.600 Is he alive

00:02:44.140 You're alive

00:02:44.960 He's alive

00:02:45.400 He's good

00:02:45.800 Yeah I got back from Coachella

00:02:48.200 We all did

00:02:48.800 Except Spencer

00:02:49.600 So we're gonna rely on you Spencer

00:02:51.220 To bring any sort of mindfulness

00:02:52.940 And consciousness to the podcast

00:02:54.320 I'm not even back

00:02:55.060 I'm not even back from Coachella

00:02:56.340 Oh you're still there

00:02:56.960 I'm still there

00:02:57.640 Mentally

00:02:58.620 we went hard

00:02:59.380 I'm not gonna lie

00:03:00.100 we went real hard

00:03:01.640 we love you guys

00:03:02.800 this podcast

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00:03:06.600 Q&A with the guests

00:03:07.340 after the visual is done

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00:03:11.420 so we can pass the

00:03:12.120 Call Her Daddy girls

00:03:13.280 those

00:03:13.860 ratchets

00:03:15.280 motherfucking

00:03:15.960 no stop

00:03:16.580 so I mean

00:03:17.120 love you guys

00:03:18.120 no we do love them

00:03:18.920 we do love them a lot

00:03:19.640 I broke my arm

00:03:20.220 oh that's right

00:03:21.580 you broke your arm

00:03:22.060 it's broken

00:03:22.540 I broke my

00:03:23.900 moral conscious

00:03:25.260 I broke both

00:03:26.280 I fell over 42 people

00:03:28.060 consecutively i don't know how it happened yeah okay how did you break the arm because it looks

00:03:34.120 like you didn't break anything feeling better today but what happened was i kept it doesn't

00:03:38.320 look broken to you look at him in the eyes and tell me he doesn't look broken okay his soul

00:03:42.340 and in his eyes listen i'm gonna be honest bro we don't care i want to bring on the guest maybe

00:03:46.920 she can help us form together as a mold of peanut butter sculpture hey all right guys i want to

00:03:51.340 introduce her there's a good chance you've stalked her on instagram she's a badass over 3.5 m's on

00:03:56.720 Instagram. She skydives.

00:03:58.560 She rides crotch rockets. She swims

00:04:00.860 with tigers. And she prefers

00:04:02.620 toaster strudels over

00:04:04.740 Pop-Tarts. Who doesn't?

00:04:07.060 It's the exotic

00:04:08.360 Jenna Frumaz.

00:04:11.480 You got a fucking snake?

00:04:13.200 What the fuck is on you?

00:04:14.980 Is that an accessory? Why'd you bring a snake

00:04:17.120 on the set? I'm just getting my voice back from

00:04:18.940 Coachella so just give me a second. Oh, she's on the same page

00:04:20.980 as us. That's not good. What page is it?

00:04:23.140 Y'all went ham.

00:04:24.660 Y'all went hard. Can I pet him?

00:04:26.660 Yeah.

00:04:27.260 All right, so for anyone listening,

00:04:29.460 Jenna Frumas has brought a 12-foot snake on our set.

00:04:32.280 How big is the snake?

00:04:33.240 I think you need to go back to fourth grade

00:04:34.720 and study the metric system

00:04:36.140 because that is not 12-foot snake.

00:04:37.900 It's got to be at least 12-foot snake.

00:04:40.880 What is this?

00:04:41.200 A ball python, right?

00:04:42.040 I know my snakes.

00:04:42.740 I know my reptiles.

00:04:44.580 Man, I'm going to be honest.

00:04:45.360 I'm operating at 12% of my full capacity.

00:04:47.300 Oh, you got 8% on me.

00:04:49.580 This is tough.

00:04:50.800 You wrapped a snake around your neck.

00:04:52.800 Don't they tell you not to do that

00:04:53.900 for some sort of death purpose?

00:04:55.500 I've never heard that.

00:04:56.500 Or did they say that?

00:04:57.360 Yeah, they literally made a movie all about it.

00:04:59.340 I'm pretty sure it's called Anaconda.

00:05:00.240 Snakes on a Plane.

00:05:00.920 Snakes on a Plane.

00:05:01.660 There's so many movies about snakes.

00:05:03.120 Has he ever tried to, you know, knock you out?

00:05:06.220 He's attacked my phone while I was on FaceTime before.

00:05:09.060 Oh, he hates FaceTime?

00:05:09.700 No, it's because they saw, like, the person moving.

00:05:11.660 He hates Apple, Tim Apple.

00:05:12.960 He hates anything that's, like, doing this in his face.

00:05:15.560 He thinks it's a rat, so he...

00:05:17.700 Oh, do you feed him rats?

00:05:19.580 I do.

00:05:20.020 Oh, my God.

00:05:20.660 Yo, I was going to get a snake.

00:05:22.560 I was going to get a ball python, actually.

00:05:24.260 they could have made a side note but i was gonna get a snake um and obviously we we vlogged it and

00:05:29.720 i was gonna vlog him being a pet in the maverick house and it turns out since they told me he eats

00:05:34.700 rats i had that thing with that rat that one time and we felt it'd be bad for the brand so i did not

00:05:39.460 get a snake he's he's he's going around the mic he's making himself at home oh my god i love how

00:05:46.240 exotic you are you've got a some sort of leopard print top on thanks did you did you go in at

00:05:51.140 coachella do you have the chela picks up um i have a few up yeah i actually performed with little

00:05:56.300 pump on stage oh that was you yeah i didn't really i was just in the background but you know

00:06:01.780 mike mike was supposed to give me a wristband and didn't so i had to perform in exchange for

00:06:06.680 me up like saturday night and was like yo i'm gonna come get that wristband before that do

00:06:11.840 you know what wristbands are worth at coachella for people who don't watch coachella there's a

00:06:16.160 whole like currency system at Coachella and a VIP wristband.

00:06:22.000 If you want a wristband at Coachella,

00:06:23.260 you got to pay probably $1,500, $3,000 or give one to two blowjobs.

00:06:28.260 Maybe more.

00:06:29.560 Possibly more.

00:06:30.160 So by the time she hits me up on Saturday night,

00:06:32.320 that VIP wristband has already almost gone to like 15 different girls.

00:06:37.200 And so she's like, yo, I'm coming for that wristband.

00:06:38.920 And I'm like, yo, Jenna, like, I don't have it.

00:06:41.820 Like go perform and get one.

00:06:43.120 And she did.

00:06:44.600 This was your fit.

00:06:45.440 Looking good.

00:06:46.160 One of, what, two, three?

00:06:47.940 That's one of, yes, one of three.

00:06:50.020 How many days were you there?

00:06:50.920 I was there for three days.

00:06:52.640 Good for you, soldier.

00:06:53.880 Good for-

00:06:54.460 That was my favorite one.

00:06:55.400 Yeah, you look like a very attractive traffic cone.

00:06:57.920 I found those neon flowers at Ralph's, by the way.

00:07:02.080 Shout out Ralph's.

00:07:03.440 You owe me money, I'm going to send you an invoice for that brand deal.

00:07:05.240 Yes, do it.

00:07:06.100 Jenna, you are gorgeous.

00:07:08.060 If I'm just being honest with you.

00:07:10.140 I'm just stuck in my hair.

00:07:11.160 What'd you say?

00:07:12.040 Snakes stuck in my hair.

00:07:12.920 It's okay, though.

00:07:13.420 In your ear?

00:07:14.160 Hair.

00:07:14.880 It's fine.

00:07:15.320 Can we zoom into this?

00:07:16.160 This is incredible.

00:07:18.220 Could you tell us a story of how, like, what went into making—

00:07:21.360 What are you trying to say here right now, Spencer?

00:07:22.440 What went into becoming gorgeous?

00:07:24.600 What went into—

00:07:25.240 Yeah, how did that happen?

00:07:26.100 Hey, when you became gorgeous, were you like, damn, I'm going to do this right now?

00:07:29.040 I just did it?

00:07:29.840 Well, puberty definitely helps and pays a, you know, big contribution.

00:07:32.640 Were you one of the kids that was ugly before puberty?

00:07:36.620 Yeah.

00:07:37.620 Really?

00:07:38.020 I would think so.

00:07:39.400 I don't know if I believe you.

00:07:40.300 Well, it's just—I was different.

00:07:42.520 Be a Maverick?

00:07:43.020 and being different wasn't appreciated as much in middle school as it is now so i think that's

00:07:48.880 what made you different well people would be like oh your hair is nappy and i learned how to you

00:07:53.240 know tame my hair a bit and i used to have a gap i got my teeth fixed but i used to have a gap so

00:07:59.100 i used to make fun for that you know that's in now though that's what i said the stuff that

00:08:03.160 wasn't appreciated back then is more appreciated and people made fun of your hair because that's

00:08:07.780 like the staple of of who is jenna frumas monkeys like my hair monkeys like all animals like your

00:08:12.240 do you remember when maverick thought your hair was a nest yeah yeah i've heard maverick um yeah

00:08:17.120 i was looking at there's this one picture here i mean i honestly could go to like any of them but

00:08:20.780 this one specifically oh yeah just like wow you know that's actually one of my favorite pictures

00:08:25.340 i'm glad you noticed it hot look at me did you use some sort of gel i don't know i actually went

00:08:30.620 no i just went like this flipping it and i was like martin catch this oh shout out martin and it

00:08:35.460 really it really came out jenna i would go as far as to say that and it's hard to bend your toe in

00:08:40.280 no shoes by the way so that's talent right there instagram models really got it all i would go as

00:08:45.120 far as say would you would you would you i would go you were gonna say something i think my mom's

00:08:52.120 what's that dinner's ready i'll go as far as i'll go as far as to say that you might potentially be

00:08:58.560 the prettiest girl on instagram i'm not i'm not just saying that it's it's your eyes your hair

00:09:03.760 your skin

00:09:04.420 you're just a beautiful

00:09:06.880 person

00:09:09.320 chances you go on a date

00:09:10.260 with Mike

00:09:10.580 no no no

00:09:11.200 that's what I'm asking

00:09:11.800 I'm not asking

00:09:12.320 I heard Mike got a girlfriend

00:09:14.220 during Coachella

00:09:15.100 so

00:09:15.460 just saying

00:09:18.140 what happened

00:09:19.560 what happened

00:09:19.980 but I really appreciated

00:09:21.000 that that's really sweet

00:09:21.900 but there's like

00:09:22.700 a million beautiful women

00:09:24.140 I'm not saying

00:09:24.840 for that reason

00:09:25.460 I'm just saying

00:09:26.080 like statistically speaking

00:09:27.220 I don't want to fucking date

00:09:28.340 I've hung out with you

00:09:29.120 we were great friends

00:09:29.820 but yes I did meet

00:09:31.020 a nice girl at Coachella

00:09:31.980 can you take this fucking

00:09:32.480 mini hand off your

00:09:33.460 big hand i'm sorry what did you do sorry hey anyone need a hand oh hey uh i met a girl at

00:09:40.200 coachella she i had talked to her in dms for a while finally met up with her and at some point

00:09:44.740 um while we're hanging out i found a traffic cone and i promised her that i would commit enough to

00:09:51.380 get that traffic cone all the way out of coachella and back to our house which is a huge feat as you

00:09:55.980 know i had someone pass us and go and you were walking around with the traffic cone in your back

00:10:00.340 screaming at the top of your lungs and they're like wow that dude's a douchebag and then they

00:10:03.620 saw me they saw me and they go oh that makes sense you're bad for the brand i don't know how

00:10:08.680 to tell you this much and so and so i got i got the cone back to the house and i think it was a

00:10:13.080 i think it was a watershed moment for me and this girl because tonight we're going for a couple's

00:10:16.580 massage and it's getting it's getting pretty serious did you find a coachella love by chance

00:10:20.760 from us i did not um it's okay though maybe next year are you looking for love yeah you got anybody

00:10:27.520 on that radar not really no not yet no because you're young and spry huh what how old are you 25

00:10:32.040 that's dope i'm 24 where's the snake 25 where's the snake where's the fucking snake oh my god

00:10:38.100 you're i mean you do you not to jump around too much but again impulsive you do do a lot with

00:10:43.260 animals maybe that's why you're comfortable with the snake uh um choking you to death there's

00:10:48.140 there's pictures of you swimming with tight like look at this you're swimming with a tiger yes

00:10:52.800 baby tiger but yes that looks like an adolescent tiger no did it give you a ringworm no you know

00:10:58.740 tigers are notorious for that oh no it's kittens he seems to be touching you inappropriately and

00:11:03.380 you're he's definitely grabbing your boob if i'm being honest with you

00:11:05.780 shout out tiger he's posing savage tiger some are saying that's the actually uh the preface

00:11:13.200 to the me too movement right there believe it or not did you meet to the tiger no i did not

00:11:19.020 What's his name?

00:11:19.660 Looks like a Clarence.

00:11:20.480 To be honest, I don't remember his name, but—

00:11:22.620 Looks like a Harvey.

00:11:23.840 Harvey?

00:11:25.920 Oh, yeah.

00:11:26.580 I'm not sure of his name.

00:11:27.680 That's Doc's tiger, though.

00:11:29.460 They have a bunch of tigers.

00:11:31.600 Harvey the tiger.

00:11:32.480 I'm getting hot, bro.

00:11:33.420 I can't do this podcast right now.

00:11:35.420 While they're confused, I'll let you guys know why I'm around tigers like that.

00:11:39.460 I work with a lot of people who do projects for animal conservation, and they basically

00:11:44.020 raise money to give back to their habitats.

00:11:46.900 That's because, if you didn't know, there's only 4,000 tigers left in the world.

00:11:50.660 You're lying.

00:11:51.360 What?

00:11:51.480 4,000?

00:11:52.560 In the world.

00:11:53.460 No.

00:11:53.680 I'm serious.

00:11:54.140 That's a fact?

00:11:55.060 Yes, go look it up.

00:11:55.700 Oh, my God.

00:11:56.240 That's going to break my heart.

00:11:57.260 Yeah, so a lot of people are like, oh, she's taking pictures with tigers.

00:12:00.340 Oh, she's, you know, degrading them, blah, blah, blah.

00:12:02.220 But really, if you read my captions, you'll see the message behind them.

00:12:04.700 He's degrading you.

00:12:07.320 That wasn't the word I think I meant.

00:12:09.380 Okay.

00:12:10.720 What is the word?

00:12:12.340 I know what you're trying to say.

00:12:13.560 I don't know.

00:12:14.200 Exploiting.

00:12:14.900 Exploiting, yes.

00:12:15.960 Wow.

00:12:16.320 wow oh my god that hurts me yeah 3890 tigers left in the wild because people are poaching them

00:12:23.880 for their furs for their nails for their teeth and they think it's all fun and games until they

00:12:29.220 realize that there's only that many left and it says according to them that there's more

00:12:33.160 tires living in captivity in the u.s is that is that good or bad you think well um tigers are

00:12:39.340 living longer now in captivity because they're being taken care of you know i'm saying like

00:12:43.960 they're they're being protected from the poachers so technically they are living longer and they're

00:12:48.840 able to reproduce if they reproduce in the wild their mothers are getting killed and then the

00:12:53.800 babies can't fend for themselves so they're just going to die naturally so what can we do as human

00:12:57.720 beings to help the tiger population my biggest um advice would be to help is to do your research

00:13:05.320 on organizations that really give back to animal conservation because there's plenty that don't

00:13:09.940 really give back to animal conservation they just do it for profit so do extensive research one of

00:13:14.600 them is myrtle beach safaris and rare species fund they i've went there physically and learned about

00:13:19.140 the projects because i didn't even believe it at first but yeah you really just have to do your

00:13:22.700 research on these places and you know there's ways to do it there's a lot of people that just

00:13:28.100 exploit them but you know there's a lot of places that help them as well i very much appreciate how

00:13:32.280 in every picture you have with a tiger the caption is somehow dedicated to saving the species

00:13:40.240 What's keeping this tiger from mulling your face off?

00:13:42.440 I have, there's about three of the tigers who, three of the tigers, three of the people who live, these people live with the tigers.

00:13:50.380 Like roommates?

00:13:51.420 Yeah, basically.

00:13:52.380 They eat, they feed, you know, clean, all that stuff.

00:13:56.280 They're actually behind the tiger right now.

00:13:58.140 But it's still a tiger.

00:13:59.460 It's still a tiger.

00:14:00.480 It's definitely still a tiger.

00:14:02.140 And so if you go there acting a donkey, you know, he might be triggered to bite you.

00:14:07.340 but there's a way you know they train us before we go and just and that's not even full grown by

00:14:11.920 the way but um they basically train us and let us know what to do what not to do you can't act

00:14:17.460 crazy you can't act scared they can sense your energy so if you're afraid like um you have to

00:14:22.580 be careful big cats terrify me every time i look them in the eyes i there's a sense of

00:14:29.760 unpredictability that makes me so uneasy and and you know you see those videos like there was a

00:14:35.440 video a couple years ago of some guy in india who had fallen over the ledge of a zoo and the tiger

00:14:40.940 grabbed him grabbed him by the neck and and and sprant up like four flights of stairs like it was

00:14:46.940 nothing but see that just goes to show that when they're fed they're fed in there people don't

00:14:51.000 interact with them the difference between that and this is they're interacted with on a you know

00:14:55.440 personal basis the ones in cages they throw them in cages and throw their food in and call it a day

00:15:00.580 So they don't know how to interact with people.

00:15:03.400 Do you think Sprant's a word?

00:15:04.860 I'm sorry.

00:15:05.660 Were you going to Sprant?

00:15:07.160 Oh, did I say Sprant all the time?

00:15:08.800 I say Sprant often.

00:15:09.320 Can we just see if it pulls up?

00:15:10.860 I'd like to see an animal Sprant versus Sprant.

00:15:13.000 No, it's past tense.

00:15:14.200 I think he's going with Sprinted, but he changes it.

00:15:16.220 And if it's a word, I'm going to just.

00:15:17.460 Well, there's a past tense of Sprinted and it's Spranted.

00:15:21.240 Oh, now you're adding it.

00:15:23.360 I don't know.

00:15:24.920 Define Sprant.

00:15:27.580 Oh.

00:15:27.900 simple past tense of sprints

00:15:33.240 what your

00:15:33.880 your dictionary.com

00:15:37.820 it's a legit site

00:15:39.100 anyways Jenna

00:15:39.860 wait the second one was urban dictionary

00:15:43.180 wait what's the urban dictionary

00:15:45.580 this is credible.net

00:15:48.020 because they're so dangerous

00:15:49.840 Jenna do you ever get scared

00:15:51.620 oh wait I was

00:15:53.760 gonna finish the question

00:15:55.020 oh go ahead finish

00:15:56.640 that you kind of look like a female lion because you do like your hair looks like a lion's mane

00:16:03.900 I actually have a picture with a bunch of baby lions and everybody's always like oh you look

00:16:10.100 like their mother sorry is it the female lion that has the mane or the male sorry yeah so that

00:16:14.880 probably helps you so then they don't try to I don't know if that has anything to do with it

00:16:19.320 I think it's more that I'm like comfortable with them but I don't know like has that has any have

00:16:24.300 any of the male lines or like oh my god you're a mother you're a mother of the end do you you

00:16:31.660 don't have that thing uh that strikes fear into your brain i i feel like because you all you also

00:16:38.700 we talked about this you ride crotch rockets yeah you skydive you do badass shit yeah now jenna is

00:16:43.600 it because you are fearless or are like how do i how do i say this um i'm gonna i'm just gonna

00:16:50.160 end it there are you fearless i think i'm fearless and i think if it's just my time to go

00:16:53.980 it's my time to go but i don't think it's my time to go yet so i think i'm good i don't i don't think

00:16:59.040 most people who go think it's their time to go that's that would be well yeah but the thing is

00:17:03.580 if you're like i'm good if you always think a lot of my friends always think if if if like oh my god

00:17:08.880 if i get on this motorcycle i might crash i don't ever think about that okay so that was what i was

00:17:12.800 gonna i just think i'm gonna be safe on this motorcycle because i'm not stupid i don't go on

00:17:16.680 it like oh this car might you know t-bone me and i could die and fall into that bush do you have

00:17:21.100 guardian angels i think i do i have my dad and i think he's my guardian angel for sure because he

00:17:25.820 was into all the crazy stuff i'm into so i do think like you feel that presence like yeah i do that

00:17:31.420 guidance definitely is he still around no he passed away when i was five i'm sorry to hear that yeah

00:17:35.700 and he did you uh do you remember any experiences of him being mr wild man or i kind of do i don't

00:17:42.540 know if it's because of people telling me or if i really remember but he had a huge boa constrictor

00:17:47.600 growing up i remember it was like big how big it was like probably like this thick around and

00:17:53.300 probably like over like probably like six feet or over yeah my dad had an 11 foot he was probably

00:18:00.280 bigger than six foot i'm just like trying to put a random number in my head but yeah he was big

00:18:05.740 what's keeping you from i mean not mr what's his name marley marley marley the snake he's doe but

00:18:11.440 also like i kind of do i was actually just talking out there saying that i wanted to get another

00:18:15.620 snake um maybe one that because these don't get really big like these get like four to six feet

00:18:20.420 uh um they're small is he named after bob yeah oh he is marley yeah what a great guy yeah

00:18:26.380 what was what was the uh you know what were some of the initial things that helped

00:18:33.800 get your career launched with having you know a single parent like were there difficulties there

00:18:41.100 Yeah, well, I was actually, I was actually raised in foster care.

00:18:44.060 So my mom was in and out of the picture, but I kind of was always independent because of that.

00:18:49.880 And I think that helped with my career a lot because I'm always like, it's me, it's me, it's me.

00:18:54.000 And the selfishness kind of, you know, got me a full ride scholarship.

00:18:57.720 Then I realized that wasn't what I wanted to do.

00:18:59.480 And I moved to L.A. and then I met some dope people on Vine, like Batch, Day Storm, all them.

00:19:05.160 Probably met you through passing, but didn't really know you know you back then.

00:19:08.040 But yes, I met all these cool, creative people.

00:19:10.600 And from there.

00:19:11.540 I remember meeting you.

00:19:13.080 Yes or no?

00:19:13.740 Were you working for someone?

00:19:15.800 Variety magazine.

00:19:16.840 I did their red carpet before and you were on it.

00:19:20.240 Okay.

00:19:20.940 I don't know if that's what you're talking about, but I remember meeting you there.

00:19:23.780 I thought you were the Storm's assistant or something.

00:19:26.960 No, that's Janina.

00:19:28.200 No, no.

00:19:28.800 I know who Janina is.

00:19:29.780 I thought you were working with him in some capacity.

00:19:33.600 You said you got a full red scholarship.

00:19:35.540 Yeah.

00:19:35.980 For what?

00:19:36.320 it was academic through the foster care system oh shit yeah it's pretty cool are you smart i'm

00:19:42.380 pretty smart you're a nerd she's very smart i'm just not into school anymore it's just not my

00:19:46.380 thing well you're also 25 yeah i mean it wasn't my thing that's why i dropped out of not saying

00:19:52.260 drop out don't drop out of college don't drop out of college you dropped out of college yeah

00:19:56.040 to drop out um after after how many years how many years you go three you should have just

00:20:02.320 I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

00:20:04.300 I dropped out five weeks before I graduated.

00:20:06.420 You dropped out five weeks.

00:20:09.360 Okay, he got me beat.

00:20:11.080 Reduced, son.

00:20:11.820 Yo, that's crazy.

00:20:13.000 Where do you draw the line?

00:20:13.960 Like, what about somebody that just drops out

00:20:15.360 on graduation day?

00:20:17.500 They're like, yo, graduation's literally in one hour, dude.

00:20:19.680 And you're like, you know, fuck this and fuck you.

00:20:21.460 I'm becoming a YouTuber.

00:20:22.720 I don't need this stupid college graduation shit.

00:20:25.760 Well, it was just, I changed my major so many times.

00:20:27.800 So it's like, I would have had to get extra credit.

00:20:29.620 So I would have had to been there past my, you know.

00:20:31.900 Can we talk more about not dying for a second?

00:20:34.160 Yes, let's do it.

00:20:34.640 All right.

00:20:35.000 So Childish Gambino at Coachella had an emotional speech.

00:20:39.100 He said that there's at least a couple hundred thousand of you in the audience right now.

00:20:43.680 There's a very good chance some of y'all, at least one of y'all won't see next week.

00:20:48.260 He was touching on Nipsey and also his good friend Mac Miller's death.

00:20:53.640 Just something that I thought of when we were talking about dying.

00:20:56.340 Have you ever been close?

00:20:57.960 Have you ever had like a bad accident or anything like that?

00:20:59.920 um i got into a motorcycle accident before it wasn't bad bad but it does make you think like

00:21:05.420 if a car would have went past and didn't see me on the road it could have been the end

00:21:10.060 but um it just it actually made me want to do more in life like more to give back more to

00:21:16.680 you know experience because at the end of the day time is not guaranteed you know you might

00:21:21.300 have a lot of money but you're sitting at home doing nothing with it's pointless that's how i

00:21:25.380 am so yeah i'm the same way like i'd much i'd much rather like try things do things experience

00:21:31.880 things like that that perfect path cookie cutter nine to five thing you can always make more money

00:21:38.120 but you can't get more time yeah what was the accident um i was actually on ventura boulevard

00:21:43.300 um leaving the bowling alley and my break kind of just locked up and i slid because you know the

00:21:50.400 lines in the middle of the road yeah like the yellow lines i slid i braked on there to turn

00:21:54.780 and i slid my brakes got stuck which happened pretty often i should have i guess got it fixed

00:22:00.100 better um so i ended up breaking my fifth metatarsal where is that exactly because i

00:22:05.720 don't know biology well it's like this bone on the side of your foot yeah okay so i broke that

00:22:12.880 and it's funny because i didn't even know it was broken i was walking on it and everything i just

00:22:16.460 didn't know. I thought it was my ankle, which would have

00:22:18.360 sucked because I didn't have

00:22:20.060 insurance or health insurance. So at the

00:22:22.300 time... And you were on a bike? Yeah.

00:22:24.520 I had just canceled it like a week before.

00:22:26.280 Godforsaken mind. I know, I know.

00:22:28.360 You know, this was a while ago. You haven't now

00:22:30.280 though. Um... Oh,

00:22:32.260 shit. No, what?

00:22:34.240 But look, okay, so I... That's illegal.

00:22:37.280 No.

00:22:38.020 Only if you're riding, which I'm not.

00:22:40.800 Oh. Oh.

00:22:42.740 Okay. So,

00:22:43.940 but it's crazy because my surgery, to get

00:22:46.320 fixed was only $3,000. You know,

00:22:48.360 if you break your angle, it's like $30,000.

00:22:50.580 What? Yeah. Because it's like

00:22:52.280 it's a joint. It's not. That's just a

00:22:54.340 straight bone. $50,000?

00:22:56.140 I have so much hardware

00:22:58.400 in mine. I have two plates, 25

00:23:00.380 screws. Couldn't you have just gone to Home Depot?

00:23:02.520 My glimpse a little more because of the

00:23:04.120 steel in his ankle. Could you have just gone to

00:23:06.340 Home Depot? I mean, I could have. Do it yourself.

00:23:08.880 Done a lot of makeshift shit. Well, a do-it-yourself

00:23:10.560 project. My brother had a crotch rocking.

00:23:12.960 The more you do. He's a wild man.

00:23:14.900 Jake Paul. Shout out Jake Paul.

00:23:16.320 and uh how is how is he still alive well that's a that's an overall macro general question i don't

00:23:23.580 know um but the crotch rocket specifically one day he came home beat up limping uh scrapes all

00:23:30.560 over his body i'm like what happened he's like yeah like i i crashed my crotch rocket and i was

00:23:34.220 it was bound to happen and i asked him i'm like okay when you heal are you going to get back on

00:23:39.580 and like in his pride you know his ego he's like it's the first thing i'm going to do

00:23:43.360 do never got back on the bike ever oh really and i i think he's told me he wants to but

00:23:48.980 it's interesting that you not only got back on but you're saying you that experience made you

00:23:54.400 want to do more do you see the inherent danger in riding a motorcycle whether or not you're stupid

00:24:01.620 i'm just saying jenna if i get a call one day and you're gone i will be fucking upset i already lost

00:24:07.040 a pomeranian and i'm not doing a human friend kong's gone i don't know how to tell you there's

00:24:13.060 nothing you or i can do about it no did you see i made a tweet last night we got we got home

00:24:18.340 and uh i went and i laid in my bed and i was just resting there and uh i heard logan shuffle his

00:24:24.280 little feet up the stairs and he goes he goes his size 12 his door his door opens and he says

00:24:30.280 come on kong i say every night he's because it's a reflex for him but i heard it and then and then

00:24:37.180 like i just heard his door close and i was like laying in my bed and i was like should i like go

00:24:41.600 like talk to him and then i fell asleep because i hadn't slept in like 60 hours i'm pretty sure

00:24:46.540 he made it through the night well he's here so question i i i hate to go back in time but have

00:24:51.660 you ever seen someone with an actual crotch rocket i know like we're talking about motorcycles but

00:24:55.520 someone who has a a rocket as a crotch no all right turn the page on that question then wait

00:25:05.000 I want to say something about

00:25:06.460 I thought that was going somewhere

00:25:10.300 It wasn't

00:25:11.200 I thought it was a good question

00:25:14.740 Pull someone's pants down

00:25:16.480 A little rocket shoots out

00:25:17.600 Yo

00:25:20.060 This is why people come up to Mike

00:25:22.720 And they say

00:25:23.880 We were at Coachella

00:25:25.360 And I witnessed with my eyes

00:25:28.400 As opposed to anything else

00:25:29.820 I saw

00:25:30.700 People come up to Mike and they said

00:25:33.140 many people dude you're mike from impulsive i love you and i'm like my heart just warmed up it was

00:25:39.600 like a happy dad from impulsive they were like you're fucking this that and i'm like yo logan's

00:25:44.520 right here say something to him they're like no we don't fucking care about that they're like

00:25:48.340 your questions are like oh shit i don't know crotch rocket thing didn't hit too famous what's it what's

00:25:53.140 it like now being famous i wouldn't say famous but uh it is it's always i asked him this he got

00:25:59.860 he was so it's very different for him he'll have like these two little like twin girls were walking

00:26:04.780 with their father through vip little in little dresses and they're at coachella and they they

00:26:09.980 probably hear my loud ass mouth so they look over and they see him and their face goes from like

00:26:14.820 normal face to like they start floating away in the space like if i'm being honest bro i i thought

00:26:21.560 mike in his drunken stupor had hit them hit the girl and the girl's looking at me like yeah and

00:26:27.740 And so then her dad.

00:26:28.960 Did you just touch that girl?

00:26:29.760 He's like, no, Marcia.

00:26:30.640 And I was like.

00:26:31.340 And then her dad sees them looking at him like that.

00:26:34.180 And so I asked him, they take pictures or whatever.

00:26:36.380 And I asked him, I go, yo, does that ever get old?

00:26:39.820 Because it looked like the most tender moment ever.

00:26:42.320 They were both so happy.

00:26:43.420 With me, it's usually like 22-year-old frat bro, 24-year-old like frat, like sorority girl.

00:26:49.480 They're like, yo, we fuck with you.

00:26:51.180 Did you meet fans at Coachella?

00:26:53.040 I did.

00:26:53.420 I met a few.

00:26:54.420 It's always a good feeling meeting them.

00:26:56.080 Cause they think I post a lot of more photos than videos.

00:26:59.560 So people don't really connect with me as often.

00:27:01.900 So when they do, I'm like, oh, that's, that's awesome.

00:27:04.600 You're very sweet in real life.

00:27:06.280 And I enjoy your presence.

00:27:07.600 Did you see my Instagram story that I, that I put?

00:27:10.180 Yes.

00:27:10.560 Yes, I did.

00:27:11.140 And I definitely can relate to that because I know a lot of people who, you know, you

00:27:15.260 meet them and it's almost like, you know, they say, don't meet your idols.

00:27:18.380 And it's like, you don't want to disappoint the people who basically make you who you

00:27:23.080 are, especially being on social media and YouTube and all that.

00:27:25.800 it's like you wouldn't be anything without those views what's an example do some people like just

00:27:30.760 just like turn turn them down i'm not gonna say any names no free promo but basically you know

00:27:36.260 there's some people who won't even take a picture i don't care if i have no makeup on no eyebrows on

00:27:41.000 you know i'm still gonna take a picture because that to them social media influencers are bigger

00:27:45.380 than artists nowadays so if they meet an influencer they're like we give them hope to

00:27:50.120 to hope to where they feel like they can do what we do as like a beyonce might not give you as much

00:27:55.520 you might be like oh there's not gonna be another it's relatable it's more relatable so it's like

00:27:59.680 when you can give them that moment let them ask a couple questions and just connect with them

00:28:04.060 they take that forever you know and I just I value that most of the ones that that I've met

00:28:09.740 or like actual celebrities like I got a chance to talk to Meek Mill for like I don't know five

00:28:14.000 or six minutes the other day most of them that I meet are so cool yeah 90% 90% I think I think

00:28:21.120 a lot of it's more it's more cool ones than unlike mean ones but i think a lot of times too like it

00:28:28.140 uh it's partially and this may i don't know for me it seems like it's partially based on your

00:28:33.040 energy when you approach to like i'm just an animated like upbeat dude smiling and shit so

00:28:37.740 when i bring that to the table generally 99 of those conversations just go so well because they're

00:28:42.600 like yo i fuck with your energy or whatever we just have a great conversation um but i'm trying

00:28:46.980 to think if like anywhere oh the one person that ever shut me down because i never asked for

00:28:51.660 pictures because that's such a no-no especially when you're in vip but there was one time i asked

00:28:55.540 for one and because i was so like such a big fan of him and michael jordan growing up and i saw

00:29:01.000 scotty pippen at a party you were there with me and i was like yo scotty i'd never do this shit

00:29:05.140 i was like i have to ask you y'all is there like anyway like i could just snap a quick picture like

00:29:08.640 nobody was around he goes nah and i was like damn just hit you with the knock i go i go

00:29:15.980 alright see you later Scotty

00:29:17.440 but that was a while ago yeah

00:29:18.680 yeah it was Alex

00:29:19.380 he didn't know you were Mike

00:29:20.720 from Impulsive

00:29:21.240 well not

00:29:22.180 I don't know

00:29:22.960 maybe

00:29:23.280 but that's the point

00:29:24.380 it shouldn't matter who you are

00:29:25.780 it should just you know

00:29:26.620 I was like yo I'm the biggest fan

00:29:27.600 even if he could have been like

00:29:28.760 not right now

00:29:29.680 but it's a pleasure meeting you

00:29:31.040 you know that's what I

00:29:31.800 if I'm not that comfortable

00:29:32.700 with a take pitch

00:29:33.020 I might be like

00:29:33.480 I look like shit right now

00:29:34.740 can we at least do like

00:29:35.480 a Snapchat filter

00:29:36.320 you know

00:29:37.440 to give context

00:29:38.280 I made a post

00:29:40.080 and it was like

00:29:40.900 a 50 second Instagram story

00:29:42.120 and to boil it down

00:29:42.800 basically I said

00:29:43.720 whether I've seen it

00:29:45.460 or I see some sort of paparazzi interaction,

00:29:48.980 a lot of social media influencers, celebrities,

00:29:52.200 their personalities are essentially non-existent

00:29:55.960 when they're not performing in front of the camera,

00:29:58.940 their comfort zone.

00:30:00.280 And it kind of sucks.

00:30:03.380 It kind of hurts me when I see it or witness it

00:30:06.960 because, like, bro, you know us, bro.

00:30:09.760 That's what I was about to say.

00:30:10.700 The fans are our fucking homies, bro.

00:30:12.640 It's not even that.

00:30:13.080 Lock that shit in.

00:30:13.920 it's not even that too but it's like it's like with us it's so what you see is what you get

00:30:19.060 like people come like when people come up to me in the street or come up to you they're like

00:30:22.340 they're like starting to try to like figure me out like yo i wonder what he's like in real life

00:30:27.640 and i'm like bro i'm exactly what you see i'm impulsive in real life like you're my home we're

00:30:32.500 all homies here i'm just like you jenna said jenna said it's easy because you have this outlet

00:30:36.960 and any sort of video but you said you post a lot of pictures so do you have plans

00:30:43.100 on doing any sort of video

00:30:45.440 or any sort of way

00:30:46.540 to connect with your fans

00:30:47.900 beyond just looking

00:30:48.820 goddamn gorgeous.

00:30:50.500 Hot as the lid on hell.

00:30:52.720 Yeah, so definitely plan

00:30:54.440 to get more into acting.

00:30:55.880 Actually, I have my first film

00:30:56.900 in theaters coming out in October,

00:30:58.380 so that's exciting.

00:30:59.660 Let's go.

00:31:00.140 So I think Meet the Blacks 2.

00:31:02.400 Yeah, so it's a sequel.

00:31:04.460 So I think like

00:31:05.240 when I get more into acting,

00:31:06.360 it'll definitely help me connect.

00:31:07.880 Also, I've started like

00:31:09.120 with my YouTube channel,

00:31:10.000 just being more consistent with that

00:31:11.600 because even though I may not get, you know, as many views as I get on here,

00:31:15.280 there's so many people that do check that channel and want to connect on there.

00:31:19.220 So I feel like that'll be a good outlet for me to start opening up and doing more videos.

00:31:24.020 What's that transition like getting into acting?

00:31:27.160 I mean, it's a marathon, not a sprint.

00:31:30.300 Are you good? Are you good?

00:31:31.800 I think I'm great. Yeah, I think I'm great.

00:31:33.760 I just haven't had the chance to really showcase it yet.

00:31:36.740 So I think once I do, then it's, you know,

00:31:39.340 the sky's not the limit when there's footprints on the moon so you know being you you you hustle

00:31:43.840 you know being an actor takes a lot of hustle it does a lot of actors work really hard and i remember

00:31:50.000 growing up in ohio i'd see famous actors i'd be like yo i want to i want to do that one day

00:31:53.800 like how great how easy of a job you go and you pretend to be someone for like a little bit

00:31:57.600 and a lot of actors work in 14 18 hour days the thing about the hustle is it's not cool it's not

00:32:03.360 something you want to post it's not something that is going to get a lot of likes so it's like

00:32:07.200 it gets discouraging but it's like it has to be done you know like you have to take a step back

00:32:11.940 from all this for a little bit and really you know lock into what it is that you really want so

00:32:17.240 you know that's just something I'm figuring out now because the platform is definitely

00:32:21.100 distracting because it's like oh I can travel when I want and do this promo and this and sometimes

00:32:25.420 you have to and you have to step back and really think like do you want to be in this film or not

00:32:29.780 because that's really what you have to ask yourself I've met a lot of influencers that

00:32:35.200 can't stay still so they can't pursue that one craft like they they get an opportunity to travel

00:32:41.400 boom they're gone i often wonder if the that's what i'm struggling with instant gratification

00:32:45.720 that you're describing whether it is like the ability to go to tulum tomorrow or uh show a

00:32:50.900 picture to millions of people right now will be dangerous in the long term versus kind of hunkering

00:32:58.380 down honing a craft right now and investing in your future um it's interesting what are the dangers

00:33:04.540 with your social platform

00:33:07.680 that you have right now?

00:33:09.580 What are you,

00:33:10.000 dangers like-

00:33:10.960 Or the darker side.

00:33:11.580 Is there a darker side?

00:33:12.720 People trying to kill you.

00:33:13.840 Yeah.

00:33:14.180 Do you ever find a red dot

00:33:15.640 on your forehead?

00:33:16.140 Like a sniper rifle?

00:33:17.100 Coyotes?

00:33:17.420 Somebody actually said

00:33:18.380 something the other day

00:33:19.240 that was really weird.

00:33:21.100 Somebody was like,

00:33:21.740 I like that pink,

00:33:22.500 I like that pink bike

00:33:23.800 on your balcony.

00:33:25.120 And I was like-

00:33:26.140 Do you have a pink bike

00:33:27.360 on your balcony?

00:33:27.900 I do.

00:33:28.520 I'll throw it off.

00:33:29.380 Oh no.

00:33:29.680 Yeah, I'm going to get rid of it

00:33:30.440 right now actually.

00:33:31.300 Get rid of it.

00:33:31.940 Today, like as soon as

00:33:32.900 I leave here.

00:33:33.680 But yeah,

00:33:34.380 So you get weird stuff like that.

00:33:36.220 Like people will be like, I saw you leaving Ralph's in your,

00:33:39.960 in the describe what you're wearing.

00:33:41.260 So that's, that's weird.

00:33:42.080 You're pretty easy to spot and recognize.

00:33:43.820 Yeah.

00:33:43.840 It's, it's a lot of pressure to a pressure to be perfect.

00:33:46.660 And that's why I like, I am getting into YouTube more.

00:33:49.900 Cause I'm honest.

00:33:51.260 Like I just did a whole video about lip filler.

00:33:53.040 I'm like, I got it and I love it.

00:33:54.420 And y'all can hate on it.

00:33:56.220 It's basically like, um, it's a non-surgical procedure where you, um,

00:34:00.360 get something called Juvederm injected into your lips and it makes your

00:34:03.100 lips more pretty pretty common it is common but there's so many young girls that follow me and

00:34:08.060 they're like this girl's perfect and i'm not like i hate this and i'm like you can just get some

00:34:12.560 lip filler you can be pretty too like that's fine you can get this is all attainable but that that's

00:34:17.260 not what i'm trying to say but i'm trying to let them know that everybody is not perfect and

00:34:21.360 everybody feels a way about themselves and it's normal to feel a way about yourselves and just

00:34:26.080 because you fix something doesn't mean that you didn't love yourself so that's just kind of the

00:34:29.680 message i'm trying to portray via youtube we've spent time with you you are not just beautiful

00:34:34.080 on the outside we you came to hawaii with us it was great it was amazing it was awesome what was

00:34:39.420 your favorite part of that trip oh god the hike was probably my favorite i mean wait on the final

00:34:44.740 day yeah you this is where i gave the utmost respect for you go ahead keep talking then i'm

00:34:49.900 gonna dive into i'm kind of disappointed we kept hearing goats but we didn't see them so i'm a

00:34:53.940 little disappointed because i love goats i got a little goat necklace oh dang it's my little goat

00:34:58.520 Should have brought a goat around here.

00:34:59.600 Yeah, there are mountain goats there.

00:35:01.160 We heard goats, but we couldn't see them.

00:35:03.260 But it was extreme.

00:35:04.640 You know, we fell in the mud, all that.

00:35:07.060 It was like, people are like, that's a green screen.

00:35:09.380 Okay, that's fine.

00:35:11.020 You take a picture, they're like, that's photoshopped.

00:35:12.760 You take a video, it's a green screen.

00:35:14.320 You can't win, but it was.

00:35:16.200 Wow, that looks amazing.

00:35:16.840 And the craziest part was that it was completely foggy when we got there.

00:35:21.560 And then we were kind of discouraged, but we kept hiking and it cleared up.

00:35:25.700 And that to me was like, that's, that's what life is about.

00:35:29.000 I agree.

00:35:29.580 What Jenna, what Jenna's not telling you is that Mike went on that same hike.

00:35:34.220 Great hike.

00:35:34.880 One of the best ones.

00:35:35.680 Lasted about 10 minutes and turned around.

00:35:37.640 I had four.

00:35:38.980 Every, every count them four.

00:35:40.500 He only saw the five.

00:35:41.460 Whiny Instagram models with me.

00:35:43.440 All of them saying our total length of this hike must be less than 12 minutes.

00:35:48.300 Jenna's like, I'm pretty sure it's like a six hour hike.

00:35:50.800 And they were like, no, no, no.

00:35:52.280 I have no cell phone service.

00:35:53.440 I can't even post these fucking stories for Revolve.

00:35:55.700 We are out of here.

00:35:57.560 And I was like, all right, fine.

00:35:58.500 I was like, let's, I was like, let's go.

00:35:59.880 He did do a good thing.

00:36:00.760 Me and Andre, I was like, yo, we're definitely doing this.

00:36:03.220 And I turned around and Jenna was like, looking at me like, yeah, like, we fucking good.

00:36:07.140 We going?

00:36:07.740 And I was like, okay, shit, respect.

00:36:09.520 And then you took a dump, like right off, not a dump, a dive, a dumpy dive right off

00:36:14.020 the bat in the mud, like a dive dive.

00:36:16.340 Oh yeah.

00:36:16.800 I fell a couple of times.

00:36:18.140 But she, you stuck with us the whole time.

00:36:21.240 And all, it was, you were the only girl.

00:36:23.320 There was one other girl, Chloe, shout out Chloe.

00:36:24.760 and uh yeah you no no she was she was the girl that lived there oh sorry i thought but the ride

00:36:31.960 home is is where you really you really set the bar high for yourself yeah in my eyes what happened

00:36:38.120 okay there's a vehicle that was speaking of near-death experiences you know this was close

00:36:42.680 there's a vehicle it's called the polaris uh polaris slingshot i just bought one vlog coming

00:36:47.140 soon uh we rented one of these vehicles mind you i want you to take a look at this vehicle

00:36:51.520 Okay it looks like this

00:36:54.920 There is a little roof

00:36:56.640 Of all the pictures you chose

00:36:57.960 The one with this dude with a leather jacket

00:36:59.680 Look at this thing

00:37:00.780 Pretend this is me

00:37:03.200 Look at this

00:37:04.240 These windows up here

00:37:06.320 We had popped them out because we're idiots

00:37:08.600 And we broke them

00:37:09.300 And there's a windshield

00:37:10.660 There's no windshield wipers

00:37:12.720 And there's a hole here

00:37:13.880 There's a hole on the top

00:37:15.360 It was 40 degrees

00:37:18.080 Don't say raining because that's not the right word

00:37:20.220 monsooning fucking monsooning and it was a hour and a half drive home through the mountains pitch

00:37:26.080 fucking black no service no service in the middle of kawaii i was spitting in the middle of in the

00:37:32.600 middle of kawaii there are so many times that we almost went off the road and i would look at jenna

00:37:38.120 and yo i'm a tough dude and when i utter the following words this is bad it's fucking bad

00:37:44.920 It's not good.

00:37:45.940 I've never heard that.

00:37:46.580 And I'm like, yo, just like, trust me, it's a stick shift.

00:37:50.480 Again, almost died a thousand times, finally made it home,

00:37:54.260 ate some noodles that Mike warmed up for me.

00:37:55.980 Shout out, Mike.

00:37:57.000 And I had towels ready for you and everything.

00:37:59.140 Pizza, yeah.

00:37:59.220 I picked up pizza.

00:37:59.860 Did you feel at all comforted?

00:38:02.200 You have a comforter on your bed.

00:38:03.680 Did you feel at all comforted by the fact that you were going to die

00:38:07.380 next to a beautiful, exotic woman if you drove off the side of the cliff?

00:38:11.140 I said, at least if we die, Jenna, we'll die together.

00:38:14.460 And mind you, what a great vehicle to die in.

00:38:16.680 Was that attractive when he said that or was it just scary?

00:38:20.740 I mean, I was telling ghost stories the way home, so.

00:38:23.460 Don't you change the topic, Jenna.

00:38:24.640 No, it was comforting.

00:38:26.860 But it did, it was actually, it comforted when he said he was, like, a bit nervous about it.

00:38:31.260 I was like, Logan's nervous about this?

00:38:33.320 Ooh.

00:38:34.520 You weren't driving.

00:38:35.880 I know, but I was like.

00:38:37.040 Do you know what type of traction there was?

00:38:39.240 None.

00:38:39.780 But it made me feel like I had to toughen up because I was like, if he's nervous,

00:38:43.200 I have to really be tough.

00:38:46.140 It's crazy to imagine.

00:38:48.460 It was fun though.

00:38:51.020 It was fun now because I was freezing and irritated.

00:38:53.120 And I almost told him to pull over and like, let's get an Uber.

00:38:57.780 Once we got service.

00:38:59.300 You suggested that idea.

00:39:01.880 You didn't act on it.

00:39:03.020 Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:04.180 And then I got a text from Mike when we're like 30 minutes out.

00:39:07.220 He's like, I'm just sitting, you know, over here.

00:39:09.060 It's not pouring.

00:39:10.280 It's monsooning.

00:39:11.440 I'm just letting you know.

00:39:12.280 I've never seen rain like that in my whole life.

00:39:14.060 It was crazy.

00:39:14.960 It was going sideways.

00:39:15.780 And then there was a bunch of toes in the road.

00:39:17.860 Road toes.

00:39:18.460 So we're like.

00:39:19.440 I think I ran one over.

00:39:20.740 No, he didn't.

00:39:21.680 I absolutely did.

00:39:22.620 I know I did.

00:39:23.140 Because you know why?

00:39:23.980 You know why?

00:39:24.780 Again, back to the integrity of the vehicle.

00:39:27.240 It's a three-wheeled vehicle.

00:39:28.560 So there's two wheels in the front and one in the back.

00:39:30.300 So if you put the toad right in the center and it goes over with the front too, it doesn't

00:39:34.560 make it with the back.

00:39:35.260 There's no way you can avoid it.

00:39:36.420 Rainy roads.

00:39:37.020 I'm not swerving, bro.

00:39:37.840 I'm not moving.

00:39:38.420 I'm sorry.

00:39:38.780 Sorry, Toad.

00:39:39.380 Shout out toad family.

00:39:40.760 You ever stepped on a toad?

00:39:42.960 No.

00:39:43.440 Yeah.

00:39:43.740 You ever kissed?

00:39:44.340 Do you kiss any toads?

00:39:45.240 No.

00:39:45.780 That's how you get worse.

00:39:46.500 Who are you kissing these days, by the way?

00:39:48.340 Marley.

00:39:49.140 You got a dude?

00:39:50.560 No, Marley.

00:39:51.640 Marley's a dude, though.

00:39:52.420 Just a snake.

00:39:53.100 Are all dudes snakes?

00:39:56.280 Not all of them.

00:39:57.160 I don't want to say all of them.

00:39:58.060 That's kind of mean.

00:39:59.200 All the ones I've experienced so far, yeah.

00:40:02.420 You know the current location of the horses?

00:40:06.100 The horses.

00:40:07.160 What horses?

00:40:07.940 The horses.

00:40:08.740 The horses.

00:40:09.540 Do you know where they are located?

00:40:11.700 No.

00:40:12.280 Like, say you had them.

00:40:13.380 You got the horses.

00:40:14.800 Where would they be?

00:40:15.300 Yeah, where would they be?

00:40:16.180 I got the horses.

00:40:17.800 Ah, in the back.

00:40:19.660 Let's go.

00:40:21.040 How many times did you listen to that song, Coachella?

00:40:23.940 Actually, not as much as I wanted to.

00:40:25.800 I just did a video that I posted with that song.

00:40:29.260 Our group would do a thing.

00:40:31.200 Should we do it now?

00:40:33.060 At random moments, I'd be like, wait, I forgot the lyrics.

00:40:37.820 You got the horses.

00:40:38.640 no no i'd be like that's how we start and then he would do that and then everybody knew it was

00:40:44.480 time 15 of us were like i got the horses in the back well and we would do it there were times

00:40:50.260 where we would be walking so yo should we talk about awesome security guards a little bit and

00:40:55.520 how like vicious they were i was wondering how he got around because they're pretty big we have we

00:41:02.180 had we bring security sometimes because everybody wants to clp whatever so sometimes it's nice to

00:41:06.940 be able to move and our guy now they want to see you too because you're famous everybody was so

00:41:11.440 everybody was so nice or our guy was so nice so we would walk places and we would just be really

00:41:15.840 quiet and like if anybody got close he would just give be like yo we're trying to move here

00:41:19.140 austin's guards on the other hand he had two brolic ass bearded dudes and and this is what

00:41:26.140 they would do to try to keep low a low profile as they move through the festival make a hole

00:41:31.140 make a fucking hole and i'm like oh here's what would have happened if you didn't say that

00:41:36.160 no one would have noticed you would have just slid through so as soon as that happened the hole that

00:41:41.800 you had starts to go like this it's actually the exact it's a rebellion exactly and so uh there

00:41:47.840 were times where we tried to move as we call that a rebellious anti-hole anti-holes yes i've heard

00:41:52.680 of those i alex jones was talking about sounds like my rectum wow anyways i don't know where

00:41:57.740 that story was going but impulsive that is funny though dude they were crazy one of them had a

00:42:02.180 fucking rpg okay i had a cone actually those those guys are always just jones in to use a weapon

00:42:10.600 or just or just beat the living shit out of us like we couldn't get anywhere like yeah that's

00:42:15.460 the opposite because you could be discreet in coachella because nobody notices you really like

00:42:19.280 like there was like some people might but they're gonna notice you more if somebody's yelling that's

00:42:22.640 an interesting career move it's like do you want to just eat an ass load of food and buy weapons

00:42:27.360 together it's not a bad i mean we can make money which they all i'm down we're kind of good at

00:42:33.220 this podcast stuff that's what we're hearing we got something that's what we're hearing you're

00:42:36.540 right no and by the way the amount of people that came up asking for you too they're like

00:42:40.360 we're spencer spencer here i think i got some love from the last podcast you know what the answer was

00:42:45.060 every time uh having missionary i got the horses in the back having missionary sex with his

00:42:51.640 girlfriend oh no no i was like i was gonna say that training for like an iron man i was just i

00:42:58.320 was just like oh he's a vegan oh that's true that's true or he's in the back next to the horses

00:43:03.340 yeah um yeah jenna i once in our long-term friendship heard you say once that you were

00:43:10.860 trying to get thicker yeah i've actually put on five pounds did have you achieved the thickness

00:43:18.900 Yeah, I'm getting there.

00:43:19.940 I've been working out, like, minimum five days a week.

00:43:22.380 My trainer lives in my building, so it's perfect.

00:43:24.160 We just meet in the gym.

00:43:25.180 Where did this desire to become thicker come from?

00:43:27.020 I've never heard anyone say that.

00:43:27.940 When I got into the motorcycle accident, I lost 15 pounds.

00:43:31.120 And I was very muscular when I, like, so I lost 15 pounds of, like, muscle.

00:43:35.400 So I was just, like, kind of flabby.

00:43:38.280 So, like, by looking at me, you wouldn't know, like, that I lost that muscle mass.

00:43:42.360 But, like, it made a big difference in, like, I do, like, swimming.

00:43:45.200 If I do, like, a swimming video, you see it.

00:43:47.120 you need to have like a certain amount of muscle did you have the grandma arms going on yeah

00:43:51.120 i kind of have those i kind of had well my tried everything no watch watch set bro that's a

00:43:56.500 dangling muscle yeah yeah no it was i just wasn't comfortable so i'd have to put it back on five

00:44:01.340 pounds that's what you call a gizzard okay oh really yeah i thought it was a part of your neck

00:44:06.160 no that's a that's an arm gizzard that's a bird of prey that eats that animal oh that's a buzzard

00:44:11.320 No, it's a buzzard.

00:44:12.140 A gizzard's a turkey.

00:44:13.720 At what point does being thick with a K become thick with two Cs?

00:44:19.900 Great question.

00:44:20.900 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:44:21.540 Like, when do you achieve double C status?

00:44:24.320 Yeah, I don't really like to use the word thick.

00:44:27.880 So if I did use it, I'd like to be careful the way I use it because I don't want to be thick.

00:44:31.860 I kind of just want shape.

00:44:33.680 Like, I don't want to be like this.

00:44:35.100 Like, what if you become a rhombus?

00:44:36.440 That's a shape.

00:44:38.000 Yeah, I don't want to be that.

00:44:39.460 I would want to be like.

00:44:40.120 Parallelogram?

00:44:40.440 And I'm like, you should probably use something besides just being a shape.

00:44:44.020 Because I'll be honest, you're already a shape now.

00:44:45.900 No, I like my shape.

00:44:46.800 You're a shape of a human.

00:44:47.820 But you can't just go after trying to be a shape the rest of your life.

00:44:50.760 Because then when you become a rectangle, you've achieved your fucking goal.

00:44:53.920 No, see, Spongebob was what I didn't want to be like.

00:44:57.360 Spongebob is what I want to stay away from.

00:44:59.940 I want to be more like, you know, your waist to come in a little bit.

00:45:03.280 We call it an hourglass.

00:45:04.980 We call it an hourglass.

00:45:06.340 I just didn't know if that was a shape.

00:45:08.520 Of course it's a shape.

00:45:09.180 I guess I was saying

00:45:10.460 it's not a shape

00:45:11.160 that's why I think

00:45:12.100 you should be cautious

00:45:12.740 not to use that word

00:45:13.680 you're athletic

00:45:15.500 you could do flips

00:45:16.780 and things

00:45:17.240 look at

00:45:17.880 oh my god

00:45:20.060 where does this come from

00:45:21.880 why can you do this

00:45:22.780 and how does your back

00:45:23.600 not break

00:45:23.740 is that a green screen

00:45:24.560 she's doing back

00:45:27.600 what is that

00:45:28.200 a back walkover

00:45:28.800 yeah

00:45:29.160 my mom was a gymnast

00:45:30.800 yeah I used to do gymnastics

00:45:32.100 what do you say

00:45:34.140 to the green screeners

00:45:34.980 of the world

00:45:35.340 because like

00:45:36.520 I gotta ask this question

00:45:37.480 yeah that's clearly fake

00:45:38.200 like if you that's the park across the street from no i know i know i guess i guess what i'm

00:45:42.800 saying is crap if you like there have been other people on the show that i've said this too as

00:45:46.740 well if you hate on jenna frumez who's by the way the sweetest nicest person i'm trying to think of

00:45:52.520 like the proper way to say this in a succinct but go literally go fuck yourself seriously like

00:45:58.160 don't be mean to jenna frumez who's who's mean to you is there haters right you said it before

00:46:03.160 is that a green screen who's who's hating on you for what reason did you take that picture

00:46:08.160 The one with the waterfall?

00:46:10.260 Oh, Mike did take this mission.

00:46:11.460 Mike did take that, actually.

00:46:13.400 Wait, okay, so who's hating on this, Jenna?

00:46:17.200 Yeah, who are the haters? Come on.

00:46:18.380 It's usually, like, accounts that are private with no profile picture,

00:46:22.920 which I'm assuming they're on my block list,

00:46:24.580 so they had to make a whole other account.

00:46:26.820 It's literally, I guess people who hate are the people who want to be in the position you're in,

00:46:30.920 but are too lazy to do it.

00:46:32.120 Maybe not. Hey, maybe not.

00:46:33.920 There is a lot of haters that I know.

00:46:35.960 but i mean it's fine they just don't know how to express themselves do you ever leave negative

00:46:41.000 because i was thinking about this this morning do you mean do i clap back or do no no no not that

00:46:45.340 not clapping back's a different story but like do you ever like i was thinking about who these

00:46:49.120 people are this morning like who wakes up and they go and like people i posted a picture of

00:46:53.720 me and lp walking into um neon carnival and they were like damn you sure look older this year

00:46:59.460 i do too though no they're right that's not a hater bro no no or and by the way that's what i

00:47:04.320 say i'm like well in fact i am older three by 365 days great call out but like what possesses

00:47:10.520 these people wake up and they're like you know i'm just gonna go comment mean shit but that's

00:47:14.160 not mean bro but no no but they had mean they're not saying it yes it might not be a mean comment

00:47:19.820 that's a comment that i probably just i'm sorry i'm sorry but it's just like they say it with

00:47:24.200 ill intent so there's so many different reasons though they could have gotten crop dusted moments

00:47:28.460 before i can text it to you right now they just could have woken up wrong you just never know

00:47:32.620 As I'm saying, I don't believe, I'll say it a thousand times before I die.

00:47:36.140 I don't believe in haters.

00:47:38.880 I think it is ignorance.

00:47:41.740 So explain it to me more.

00:47:43.000 They love you so much that they're clocking everything you do and just try to say something for likes.

00:47:48.620 Bro, hate?

00:47:50.140 H-A-T-E, hate?

00:47:52.360 Who's just, what kind of person is walking around and carrying hatred?

00:47:58.040 Get a life.

00:47:59.000 But you see it on the-

00:47:59.840 Like, earn a life.

00:48:00.700 You see it on the comments.

00:48:02.040 like you see these people who every day they have something negative to say and i just like

00:48:07.480 who are they like that's why i asked and now that they get likes it's like they're like they gain

00:48:12.220 something the comments get likes yeah so now they feel like oh i'm i'm an instagram model i think

00:48:16.700 those are the types of people that have the victim mindset that it's like everything they do they feel

00:48:22.280 like something's happening to them they're like why is this happening to me why is this happening

00:48:25.800 where i think the people in our position the people like us are the ones that just have a

00:48:31.480 growth mindset you're thinking how can i make the best out of this situation how can i grow

00:48:35.340 how can i get better like people who are hating like you said they're just they want to be in

00:48:39.860 that position and it's crazy because like there's been like somebody who's um said something like

00:48:44.280 wow you're ugly blah blah blah whatever i don't care i don't it's whatever but i'll say something

00:48:48.440 back like i hope you have a blessed day so you feel like you needed that and then my fans

00:48:54.260 like light them up yeah like what do you mean and so now they come back like i didn't ask for this

00:49:01.040 and i'm like well you just did that like i didn't i said something positive back to you because i

00:49:06.240 felt like you needed some love you wanted attention i had i had a situation like this um

00:49:10.880 what happened some girl some yeah some girl tweeted something and i tweeted back and she

00:49:16.820 just like insulted me and i said yeah don't don't forget about my tiny penis you said me i wanted to

00:49:20.720 No, no, no, it's not.

00:49:22.680 I talked to him about it.

00:49:23.360 It's pirate.

00:49:25.040 Don't forget about my tiny penis.

00:49:28.100 That was an Irish pirate.

00:49:29.280 She deleted the tweet.

00:49:30.180 And then so I quote tweeted again.

00:49:31.260 She said she didn't want the smoke.

00:49:32.300 Bro, they don't want the smoke.

00:49:33.200 The haters don't want the smoke.

00:49:34.020 See, you do it the same way I do.

00:49:35.600 I think anytime you clap back with self-deprecation,

00:49:38.860 they don't know what to do.

00:49:39.960 You do look older in this picture.

00:49:41.580 I'll be honest with you.

00:49:42.040 It's just a different picture.

00:49:43.180 I probably haven't slept in 78 hours this year.

00:49:45.920 Plus, like, you're like, what are you saying?

00:49:48.240 I'm on the cusp of death.

00:49:49.520 no you also there's emptiness in my eyes how many people do you look at these four pixels and tell

00:49:54.000 me you see anything i was gonna say like don't you think people probably called out like logan

00:49:57.680 looks so much more pixelated this year no what was i saying to him do you want to know what i was

00:50:02.360 saying i was saying to him let's recreate that picture from last year because i literally we

00:50:07.820 planned it because i saw because i saw tm the paparazzi coming up and i already started to

00:50:12.260 see him pull out the camera so i go yo let's do this let's try to do the same exact one i also

00:50:16.700 think at that moment in time logan was sober if i'm not mistaken of course last year yeah last

00:50:22.740 year oh oh i don't know i don't think so because going into the fight you weren't doing anything

00:50:29.440 right i think this is my last hurrah oh mid-april okay did you see uh oh man this is uh don't know

00:50:36.680 how to dive into this one i'm just going to say it in the most get in there respectful way i can

00:50:40.880 Get in there.

00:50:42.800 Coachella, there was a video that has been circulating.

00:50:48.780 Uh-oh.

00:50:49.280 Funny way you said circulating.

00:50:50.760 Circulating.

00:50:51.740 Like a Ferris wheel.

00:50:52.240 In a Ferris wheel.

00:50:54.000 There was a person sucking the.

00:50:58.320 Other person.

00:50:59.820 Wiener.

00:51:02.060 There's a video.

00:51:02.840 Really?

00:51:03.240 Have you seen it?

00:51:03.900 No.

00:51:04.260 Don't act like you haven't.

00:51:05.120 No, I haven't.

00:51:05.660 You haven't seen it?

00:51:06.300 I would like to.

00:51:07.100 It's incredible.

00:51:07.960 It's incredible.

00:51:08.680 I'm sorry.

00:51:08.940 I'm going to say it's amazing.

00:51:10.200 And it's a violent BJ.

00:51:10.280 it's violent can i show this on i can't i don't think i can't i don't think you can but you'd

00:51:16.360 have to blur it yeah show it so jenna do you have it or just don't hey brad just don't show

00:51:22.880 the camera don't show the screen no you please twitter blowjob only show the screen and andre

00:51:27.480 you stay on us if you can twitter blowjob's not gonna be what you want dude trust me you know

00:51:32.540 what's about to pop up do you guys know the people or no no there's oh it's circulating right now

00:51:38.160 Coachella blowjob.

00:51:39.280 How did I miss this?

00:51:39.720 Probably because my service was bad.

00:51:40.760 Someone got caught up

00:51:41.520 giving a blowjob

00:51:42.500 on the Ferris wheel.

00:51:43.560 Do they know who it was?

00:51:44.480 On the Ferris wheel?

00:51:44.780 Yes.

00:51:45.040 Oh, my God.

00:51:46.700 Oh, look at the caption.

00:51:48.280 No, no.

00:51:49.080 That's what people are saying, dude.

00:51:50.600 It's not James Charles.

00:51:51.860 That's what they're saying,

00:51:52.580 but it's not.

00:51:53.240 They probably did that

00:51:53.900 for clickbait.

00:51:54.580 Okay, again,

00:51:55.180 we're going to blur it in.

00:51:55.860 This is real.

00:51:56.320 This is real, though.

00:51:57.860 Oh, wow.

00:52:00.280 Did you see that violence

00:52:01.480 at the end?

00:52:02.160 Oh, that was.

00:52:02.420 That was like a...

00:52:03.680 Like, yo,

00:52:04.880 respect the cojones.

00:52:06.900 That's actually pretty legendary.

00:52:08.480 That's what I'm saying.

00:52:09.500 Like, I thought it was great.

00:52:10.940 Yeah, that's pretty legendary.

00:52:11.820 That's your first time seeing it?

00:52:12.780 That is my first time seeing it.

00:52:13.860 I should retweet it.

00:52:14.760 I'm just kidding.

00:52:15.440 Damn.

00:52:16.760 I guess that Ferris wheel really sucks, huh?

00:52:23.540 Fuck.

00:52:24.300 It's okay.

00:52:25.380 That was crazy.

00:52:27.940 Damn.

00:52:29.060 Well, nobody's going to know who it was.

00:52:30.000 That Ferris wheel really blows.

00:52:30.840 just we like mike has been the first person to walk the set of impulsive and rightfully so

00:52:41.900 and rightfully so i don't shut the door behind you that was that was two bad puns

00:52:45.600 but anyways that was crazy shout out coachella man i'm doing a lot of shout outs this episode

00:52:50.420 um did you see uh

00:52:54.280 what i i was gonna make a transition but i just don't know if it's appropriate given the

00:53:02.980 come on bro what you just showed the notre dame spiral the notre dame spiral um the fire so did

00:53:09.220 they did they figure out who started it or what started i haven't got a chance to read up i don't

00:53:13.460 think so i don't think so because that had to have been like foul play right i think well they

00:53:19.780 They were restoring it, so they're blaming it on some, maybe some dude out of-

00:53:25.060 Here's some context.

00:53:26.140 Elon Musk flamethrower.

00:53:27.540 The Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, the spiral-

00:53:30.980 Spire.

00:53:31.680 Spire is what I said.

00:53:32.720 Yeah, that's what you said.

00:53:34.280 Caught on fire and fell.

00:53:36.640 Here's why this is shitty as shit.

00:53:39.500 I don't know the stats or the facts in front of me right now, but upon reading, it was built in 1136.

00:53:45.940 it survived wars

00:53:47.960 plagues all the like

00:53:50.100 and yet a couple days

00:53:52.240 ago 2019

00:53:53.240 this fire has fallen

00:53:54.940 yeah that's crazy I wonder if that's like

00:53:57.780 a sign of something

00:53:59.680 is it the end times

00:54:01.500 it's not the end times just humans suck

00:54:03.920 we suck I'm over us

00:54:05.740 you talked about Selma Hayek's husband

00:54:07.620 yeah not yet so

00:54:09.380 Selma Hayek's husband gave 300

00:54:11.800 mil

00:54:12.460 donation to

00:54:14.800 to rebuild a group of billionaires actually it's up to 700 million dollars to rebuild the spire

00:54:20.140 um wow yeah it's like even when it's rebuilt it's still history gone this is the video that

00:54:25.040 fall so so there's there was there was priceless priceless art in here the wood apparently that

00:54:30.860 uh they built it with to this day they don't know how it was done it was one of those like

00:54:35.440 pyramid type phenomenons where the architecture was so nuanced for the time and even now

00:54:40.620 it just it leaves people puzzled and this is obviously heartbreaking i mean i've been here

00:54:45.560 this i don't even know um it's just a tragedy this is one of the things i will label as a

00:54:51.140 a tragedy because what do you do what do you do from here i just saw that recently i was just

00:54:54.740 what kind of art was lost that i that i don't know yeah i don't i'm curious like how much they

00:55:00.780 saved what they say was an engineering situation i don't know did it explode like did something

00:55:06.680 explode in it or oh that's crazy i saw yo i saw someone put a tweet um i saw someone put a tweet

00:55:14.700 out saying something about how the visual of the the cathedral burning is like the most visible

00:55:22.380 again i'm still drunk i think i have no idea what's happening visually uh aesthetically pleasing

00:55:28.920 thing they've seen in a while let me try to find this tweet but it's just aesthetically pleasing

00:55:32.060 Yes, what they said is straight up disrespectful

00:55:34.640 That probably equates to one pineapple in the ass

00:55:38.900 Well, let's make sure we don't give them any

00:55:41.020 Let's make sure we don't give them any clout

00:55:42.820 I think it's a meme account

00:55:44.960 How many pineapples to the ass do you think that is?

00:55:49.300 I'd say 15 to 16 a day

00:55:51.440 It's crazy because I never got to see it

00:55:53.700 I never saw Notre Dame

00:55:54.800 Not the pineapples

00:55:56.240 Is that what you're thinking?

00:55:58.240 I'm trying to be serious for once in life

00:55:59.780 I never got to see the Notre Dame

00:56:02.300 I don't know if I'm

00:56:03.960 viral but yo the tweet went like semi viral

00:56:06.240 had like 50,000 likes and

00:56:07.640 it just sucks dude

00:56:09.960 even when like some people

00:56:12.040 just want to watch the world burn literally

00:56:13.860 well the world just gravitates

00:56:16.480 to negativity so anything

00:56:18.260 negative gets the most attention

00:56:19.840 even us we're talking about it right now

00:56:21.860 I was thinking today I hope Spencer

00:56:24.200 starts a segment on the show

00:56:26.180 called good news with Spencer

00:56:27.640 I was thinking about it where he just talks about like new

00:56:29.640 good shit. There was a dog

00:56:31.400 discovered on an oil rig 135

00:56:33.140 miles out of shore

00:56:34.640 off the coast of Asia. Are we sure it's

00:56:37.100 not a mermaid because we call those mermaids where I'm from.

00:56:39.720 There's a dog. What kind of dog?

00:56:41.120 Gotta be a Cocker Spaniel. Those fuckers can swim.

00:56:43.760 Running the rig. Running, drilling.

00:56:45.760 Dog drilling. What was his occupation?

00:56:46.900 What was he doing exactly? Somehow swam that

00:56:48.900 far out. Sorry. 135 miles.

00:56:51.500 Yeah. That's called a

00:56:52.920 mermaid. Maybe you know how to float.

00:56:54.780 It's a dog. I'll pull it up. Pull it up.

00:56:57.000 When you lie to us and to our

00:56:58.980 entire audience, it doesn't make this segment

00:57:01.120 any easier. Next time you're live, try to tell the truth.

00:57:03.120 Tell the truth. All right, I'll do it. That was ridiculous.

00:57:05.500 135-mile swimming dog.

00:57:06.940 I'm rolling up my sleeves.

00:57:08.340 Dog found on oil. Oh, my God.

00:57:11.260 Dog rescued by oil crew after

00:57:12.660 found swimming 135 miles off

00:57:15.020 the Gulf Shore. My guess is he probably

00:57:16.860 jumped off the rig. All right, I was wrong about Asia.

00:57:19.200 I did lie. Oh, no, that's fine.

00:57:21.080 We'll give it to you. A dog found swimming.

00:57:24.000 Yeah, how, bro? How did he

00:57:25.080 get there? How did they find that dog?

00:57:27.900 That's some good news, bro.

00:57:28.960 Who gets to keep the dog?

00:57:29.800 Oh, look at him.

00:57:31.320 Oh, my God.

00:57:32.120 Oh, you look so hot.

00:57:33.700 No, he doesn't.

00:57:35.520 He's tired.

00:57:36.560 I'm being served an ad.

00:57:37.860 I'm so sorry.

00:57:38.800 Like, this isn't YouTube premium.

00:57:41.100 Two fucking ads.

00:57:42.540 What?

00:57:42.880 It says skip.

00:57:43.400 It says skip.

00:57:44.180 With day media, you have the power.

00:57:46.860 Look at this dog.

00:57:48.120 Baby.

00:57:48.480 Oh, my God.

00:57:50.180 Dude, how?

00:57:50.860 Looks like a red lab, yeah?

00:57:52.480 A little bit?

00:57:52.840 It looks like a lab.

00:57:53.800 It looks like a puppy, though.

00:57:54.960 120 miles

00:57:57.040 yeah but

00:57:57.460 so what did he

00:57:58.320 did he go off

00:57:59.200 someone's boat

00:57:59.740 I'm assuming

00:58:00.260 clearly he did

00:58:01.160 he's in shape too now

00:58:04.240 yeah

00:58:04.720 he's cut

00:58:05.640 how many dogs

00:58:06.400 are they not finding

00:58:07.120 swimming 135 miles

00:58:08.260 off the coast

00:58:08.820 is this an anomaly

00:58:09.900 this is

00:58:10.640 this is some good news

00:58:11.580 guys

00:58:11.800 this is great news

00:58:13.200 if only Jenna Frumaz

00:58:13.780 was there to swim

00:58:14.440 with the dog

00:58:14.980 we lost a spire

00:58:17.420 but we got a dog

00:58:18.500 we got any other

00:58:19.280 great

00:58:19.540 any other good news

00:58:20.400 in your life

00:58:20.940 right now Jenna

00:58:21.420 what's positive

00:58:22.420 I just

00:58:23.760 i just shot a campaign in london for well actually shot it here but it's for a company in london

00:58:29.560 and it's in stores now so that's pretty awesome you go to my instagram and check it out that's

00:58:34.460 dope what do you mean what kind of campaign um a campaign for a brand called il sardo it's sold

00:58:38.800 at jd sports it's a pretty big store in the uk so it's exciting you're on a poster i'm like in

00:58:45.000 the store and stuff like i'll walk around and see you yeah you would love that yeah good for you

00:58:49.500 can you imagine a brand manager not hiring jenna frumez to be a part of their fashion like what

00:58:55.420 what happened in your life that made you so stupid do you know what i'm saying like literally

00:58:59.340 if i had a brand she which i which i work with one and by the way i've already worked with her

00:59:04.180 because why the fuck wouldn't i like why wouldn't you use jenna in all of your ads dude oh thanks

00:59:09.900 if she owned a bigger snake maybe i wouldn't oh oh no okay yeah because if you pay her a little

00:59:15.260 late you never know what could show up at your doorstep you're on people's bodies yeah that's

00:59:19.040 how great you are you're literally you people marley is you on their bodies somebody tattooed

00:59:23.100 me and marley you're you are like the staple beautiful face that dudes put like in an angel

00:59:29.140 face on their back yo this is you're wearing a tiger hat and then you have a clock face

00:59:34.280 what did you think when you saw that like what was your initial reaction it's amazing this one

00:59:39.260 was super cool because i've been working with tigers a lot like the past couple well past like

00:59:43.180 year i feel like you need to get that tattoo would you ever get a tattoo of yourself on yourself no

00:59:48.000 I'd never get a tattoo

00:59:48.960 you don't know this

00:59:49.880 plot twist

00:59:50.420 the dude that got that tattoo

00:59:51.740 is the same dude

00:59:52.280 that told you about

00:59:52.780 the pink unicycle

00:59:53.600 on your patio

00:59:54.200 probably

00:59:55.220 probably

00:59:56.640 no there's one of me

00:59:57.480 and Marley though

00:59:57.980 you gotta see that one

00:59:59.160 that one's awesome

01:00:00.180 man you really love

01:00:01.700 that snake

01:00:02.180 yeah

01:00:02.720 there's still a snake

01:00:03.480 around your neck

01:00:03.980 by the way

01:00:04.420 yeah

01:00:04.780 he's chilling

01:00:06.360 he's taking a nap

01:00:07.460 halfway through the podcast

01:00:08.220 he's warm

01:00:08.960 you'll never get a tattoo

01:00:10.000 that's what you're

01:00:10.440 telling me right now

01:00:11.120 why not

01:00:12.800 cause I don't want one

01:00:13.660 your boy Tarzan

01:00:14.280 has tattoos

01:00:14.940 yeah

01:00:16.080 I don't care

01:00:16.880 people get tattoos i just don't want to get any tattoos i asked jenna why before the show because

01:00:21.160 she told me this and she said would you put a bumper sticker on a lambert is that what she said

01:00:25.620 yeah because she's that's she's made literally that's what exactly what she said verbatim

01:00:30.040 she's like i'm a perfect piece of machinery like why would i ruin it i did not did she end that

01:00:35.040 with hashtag trump 2020 absolutely not so i mean so you are friends with uh tarzan yes we are just

01:00:42.600 friends. Hold on.

01:00:44.180 I know what you're heading to.

01:00:46.020 Oh, wow. I wasn't going to ask that at all.

01:00:48.760 You asked him the same question.

01:00:51.420 What were you going to say?

01:00:52.200 I wasn't going to ask that. What were you going to say?

01:00:53.520 I really wasn't going to ask that, but now I kind of want to.

01:00:55.720 I'm not going to do it.

01:00:57.740 Can I ask one question about this photo?

01:00:59.580 How is he holding you in the palm of his hand?

01:01:01.540 He's not holding me. He's holding the thing.

01:01:03.180 This guy's strong. Can you zoom in a little?

01:01:05.180 He's holding the bar.

01:01:06.560 When I look at Tarzan and I see this tattoo on his back,

01:01:09.680 I say, that's a nice tattoo on that man's back.

01:01:12.140 yeah and it's nice you just won't you just won't go there no i think it looks nice on him

01:01:17.560 just like you know tattoos look nice on some people that's what you that's what you say i

01:01:22.300 say that's a nice man on that tattoos back the thing is it's a cool tattoo it's a really cool

01:01:28.440 tattoo that so why did you just quickly jump to say we're just friends just because i just you

01:01:35.920 know everybody always tries to put us together so i just wanted to okay you had to clear the air

01:01:39.260 I wasn't even

01:01:40.320 I swear to god

01:01:40.940 I wasn't going to do that

01:01:41.640 you know why I wasn't

01:01:42.520 because you've told me that before

01:01:43.640 and it felt like

01:01:44.680 common knowledge for me

01:01:45.640 but speaking of that

01:01:48.400 speaking of that

01:01:49.040 I find it hard to believe

01:01:50.420 that famous dudes

01:01:52.000 aren't sliding into DMs

01:01:53.160 I just won't acknowledge

01:01:54.480 that that's fact

01:01:55.380 call a couple out right now

01:01:57.080 who's been in your DMs

01:01:58.680 who's in there

01:01:59.180 who's going

01:01:59.840 who's in the DMs

01:02:01.580 who's in the DMs

01:02:03.120 who's in the DMs

01:02:04.680 who's in the DMs

01:02:05.900 I got the horses in the back

01:02:07.780 that's the right transition

01:02:09.320 Let's go that route.

01:02:10.400 What did you say?

01:02:11.140 No, it's not a transition out.

01:02:12.960 Who's sliding down Old Town Road?

01:02:14.560 Maybe you don't have to get specific, but is it happening often?

01:02:18.920 Yeah, it's funny because it used to happen more.

01:02:21.180 It doesn't happen as often anymore.

01:02:23.100 Why?

01:02:24.220 It does, but like it used to be more interesting.

01:02:27.480 It used to be more interesting people.

01:02:29.120 Now it's like everybody's-

01:02:30.320 Summer Rae said the same exact thing.

01:02:32.380 She said it used to happen more, but not as often.

01:02:34.420 I wonder why.

01:02:34.940 I have an idea.

01:02:35.940 do you think there's a cap

01:02:37.560 like a ceiling

01:02:39.020 to where guys think

01:02:40.720 their DM is effective

01:02:42.620 like she hit

01:02:43.820 three million followers

01:02:44.880 let's say

01:02:45.360 and guys were just like

01:02:46.020 yo I ain't gonna DM her

01:02:46.900 no more

01:02:47.140 she got three million followers

01:02:47.860 her DMs look like

01:02:48.520 But you know what people

01:02:49.000 are doing now

01:02:49.640 and I notice it

01:02:50.380 and I screenshot it

01:02:51.340 every time

01:02:51.780 because it's funny

01:02:52.420 Send emoji

01:02:53.140 They send

01:02:54.300 and then let

01:02:55.660 three hours go past

01:02:57.060 they'll unsend it

01:02:57.760 I'm like I already

01:02:58.640 screenshotted it

01:02:59.600 so I don't know who you're

01:03:00.560 Funny

01:03:01.080 I just

01:03:02.760 I don't even know

01:03:03.300 why I screenshot it

01:03:04.180 I just do it

01:03:04.880 just because

01:03:05.240 I think the reasoning on that, I've thought about this.

01:03:08.780 I think the reasoning is you don't want anybody that you're dating in the future

01:03:12.760 to see the DMs that you tried to go into.

01:03:16.420 No, because, well, let it go for a week.

01:03:18.180 Maybe I didn't see it right away.

01:03:19.200 Sometimes I've seen it, and then it, like, I was like, okay, I need to respond to this.

01:03:23.780 And then I'll go back, and it's gone.

01:03:25.020 Some dude in the audience right now watching this is like,

01:03:28.560 damn, I should have never unsent that damn DM.

01:03:31.100 I had a chance with Jenna.

01:03:32.320 I think what you said is accurate.

01:03:35.240 I think it's accurate

01:03:36.460 if they don't unsend it right away

01:03:37.840 I feel like if they unsend it

01:03:39.060 within the first 24 hours

01:03:40.460 it's an ego thing at that point

01:03:42.140 but yo

01:03:42.560 if you're dating someone in the future

01:03:43.920 like

01:03:44.520 personally

01:03:45.500 if

01:03:45.800 for whatever reason

01:03:47.300 I was dating someone

01:03:48.400 and she came across a DM

01:03:49.620 I had sent

01:03:50.080 that was like

01:03:50.500 unanswered or even worse

01:03:51.740 seen on scene

01:03:52.680 left on scene

01:03:53.500 I will tell

01:03:55.520 to her straight up

01:03:56.240 I'll say

01:03:56.680 like I was single

01:03:58.520 I don't know

01:03:59.060 I was playing the game

01:04:00.160 what do you want from me

01:04:00.860 I'm just a dude

01:04:01.560 I'm just a dude

01:04:02.320 I missed the shot

01:04:03.220 being a dude

01:04:04.180 took the shot

01:04:04.440 dude being a dude

01:04:05.180 Yeah, I get that.

01:04:05.860 You don't hit every three.

01:04:06.900 Yeah.

01:04:07.320 Because that actually has happened to me before where a guy I was dating, my girl ended up telling me, like, oh, he's lit at my DMs.

01:04:12.960 But it was, like, way before I met him.

01:04:14.700 But it still kind of, like, irritated me.

01:04:17.140 So what do you do?

01:04:17.780 So what do you do?

01:04:18.360 I mean, I let it go, but it just made it seem like, oh, you just wanted somebody.

01:04:23.760 You didn't want me.

01:04:25.700 That's not what I would have thought the concern would be.

01:04:28.180 I thought the concern would be maybe, like, oh, clearly he's attracted to your friend.

01:04:32.320 That, too.

01:04:33.060 No, definitely that, too.

01:04:34.340 Or is he like, yo.

01:04:35.540 Or it makes it just seem like, like, like, would you have went for her instead?

01:04:41.100 I don't know.

01:04:41.500 It's weird.

01:04:42.040 It just causes like weirdness.

01:04:44.560 What would you like to see in a DM that would really captivate you?

01:04:50.120 If I haven't met you before and you're DMing me like to get my attention, I like.

01:04:55.840 So I think I turned them off the Insta story replies.

01:04:59.420 But I think that's a clever way.

01:05:01.300 I think that's the way.

01:05:02.460 Yeah.

01:05:02.620 if you're going to dm somebody's story reply because then it's relevant like if i'm posting

01:05:06.680 like oh my campaign just came out for blah blah blah that's and they reply to that and say congrats

01:05:11.380 that's dope that's like wait but hold on what if they don't see it in the what if your story

01:05:15.880 disappears oh wait they can still see it though yeah i can still see it she's got it yeah i can

01:05:20.400 still see it okay got it that's a good the caller daddy girls we just had on said the same exact

01:05:24.880 thing they were like yo if you want to get my attention don't rando dm message me reply to my

01:05:29.320 like hey is stupid stupid as hell reply to your story and and honestly I might block you if you

01:05:33.160 say hey honestly I assume you're like most other girls where some sort of humor is gonna go a long

01:05:38.100 way like yeah creativity or like something where you're talking where you have substance like hey

01:05:43.740 there's no substance in that you're you probably said hey to a million other people but if you're

01:05:47.700 saying something specific about my life like oh funny video or like just some like responding to

01:05:53.820 something specific are you aware that i stood in your dms yes wow oh what do you think i said

01:06:00.480 what he said it worked no no i mean that's how we met it was cool no we were both in london and

01:06:06.560 he was like where you at i'm in london too and we were gonna like go out or something but i mean

01:06:10.720 we've already like crossed paths before it wasn't like a i didn't know this girl i did have a leg

01:06:14.840 up yeah i just i said yo jenna how long are you in london for it with the with the uh the boom

01:06:19.320 emoji excitement and i was already following you i think so it went right to my oh perfect yeah

01:06:25.060 like you were doing the splits like you had a leg yeah when you said you had a leg up what did you

01:06:29.820 mean by that like on top of a counter so check it check it if you if two people are going to

01:06:34.720 climb on this counter and i start here i'm gonna get there first i'll get up there first

01:06:39.400 well you just did who doesn't have the leg up what you just did was you combine the real answer with

01:06:43.600 the fake answer and i've never seen something so beautiful like you literally have a leg up there

01:06:48.960 figuratively

01:06:49.480 in the race

01:06:49.980 in the ceiling

01:06:50.480 literally

01:06:51.020 like

01:06:51.800 it was incredible

01:06:53.120 use a boom emoji

01:06:53.980 for that

01:06:54.440 because wow

01:06:55.140 I host impulsive

01:06:56.100 yeah

01:06:56.580 I don't know

01:06:57.320 what you want me to say

01:06:58.140 now I'll tell you

01:06:59.000 what the fans

01:06:59.380 are going to say

01:06:59.740 keep on sucking

01:07:00.420 this dick Mike

01:07:01.120 wait do they say that

01:07:03.540 no but the vent

01:07:04.260 the hateful fans

01:07:05.320 that have like

01:07:05.880 dumb shit to say

01:07:06.600 they wish they were

01:07:07.200 here to do that

01:07:08.340 just saying

01:07:09.320 alright listen

01:07:10.440 I want to go to

01:07:11.360 an audio only Q&A

01:07:12.620 god dang it

01:07:13.120 somehow we've still

01:07:14.940 managed to talk

01:07:16.080 plenty about dicks

01:07:16.820 oh we saw that video

01:07:18.240 perfect

01:07:18.620 Coachella

01:07:19.160 Jenna

01:07:19.500 Thank you for coming on

01:07:20.880 Of course

01:07:21.240 Thank you for having me

01:07:22.120 Of course where can they find you

01:07:22.900 On social media

01:07:23.720 At Jenna from his

01:07:25.620 One N

01:07:26.260 Guys

01:07:26.760 Not two

01:07:27.360 Dude Jenna's great guys

01:07:28.840 Hit her with that follow

01:07:29.720 Sliding her DMs

01:07:31.400 Try

01:07:32.160 Reply to her stories

01:07:33.240 Yeah reply

01:07:33.680 Reply to her stories

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01:07:50.780 It's different here.

01:07:51.360 Wow.

01:07:51.660 It is different here.

01:07:52.160 Holy shit.

01:07:53.040 It's like the whole fucking thing.

01:07:54.680 There's like no visuals.

01:07:56.280 Yo, hold on a sec.

01:07:57.240 Stop.

01:07:57.420 I can't see anything.

01:07:58.720 Yo, yo, yo.

01:07:59.260 Seriously, I'm not kidding.

01:08:00.060 I can't see.

01:08:01.180 Wait, I lost Marley.

01:08:02.820 I lost Marley.

01:08:03.320 Yo, stop.

01:08:04.160 The snake's gone.

01:08:05.660 No, for real.

01:08:06.460 The fucking snake is gone.

01:08:07.740 Shit, I just have my eyes closed.

01:08:08.940 My bad.

01:08:09.920 I'll just open them.

01:08:11.440 Okay.

01:08:11.800 When you feed the snake rats

01:08:13.460 or mice mouse,

01:08:15.140 do you feel bad?

01:08:16.100 i do but i also are they live they're frozen right i tried to do frozen and he doesn't like

01:08:23.060 them he just makes a mess because when they're frozen bougie they they eventually thaw out in

01:08:28.600 all their guts and stuff so if he squeeze if he constricts it all the guts and stuff comes out and

01:08:33.580 then he's like i don't even want to eat that so now i have to clean up that mess you don't think

01:08:37.100 they have like a it's delivery not dijonos for right for rats you know what i'm saying like they

01:08:41.840 I saw frozen pizzas, but when you put them in the oven, they're quite tasty.

01:08:45.560 You know what I'm saying?

01:08:46.620 Well, that's kind of what the frozen rat is.

01:08:48.600 Do you put the frozen rats in the oven first?

01:08:50.220 No.

01:08:50.400 You bake them 350, 45 minutes?

01:08:52.280 No?

01:08:52.620 No.

01:08:53.260 All right, whatever.

01:08:54.100 You got a bougie snake.

01:08:54.700 Son to think about.

01:08:55.380 Yeah, he is.

01:08:56.020 He needs live rice.

01:08:57.620 And by the way.

01:08:58.560 I kind of don't want to take that away from him either.

01:09:00.600 He's a snake in captivity, so I like to give him that little hunt.

01:09:03.680 You ever thought about letting him out in the wild?

01:09:05.700 No.

01:09:07.020 No.

01:09:07.440 Why not?

01:09:08.180 Well, one, he probably won't survive.

01:09:11.180 True.

01:09:11.500 Well, here he might, here he might be fine, but on the East Coast where I used to-

01:09:15.360 Tell you what, you let him go in our backyard.

01:09:17.380 He ain't going to be fine.

01:09:18.220 No, I'll be-

01:09:19.120 Do you think, why, do you think it's because like, he's probably like, what do you think

01:09:24.840 he would say?

01:09:25.580 Like, if he could talk, he'd probably be like, Jenna, I've grown tired of this podcast.

01:09:29.000 No, he actually-

01:09:30.080 Like, put me in the back of our S550 and get me back to my perfectly baked snake food.

01:09:36.360 Like, he's probably, his name's probably, in real life, he's probably like Walter.

01:09:39.460 Walter?

01:09:39.820 Spencer said Clarence, which I feel like is probably.

01:09:41.680 Yes, or Clarence, dude.

01:09:43.400 He's like, Jenna, my heated blanket is not at the right temperature today.

01:09:47.940 I would love to come back on his neck.

01:09:49.760 Snakes are bougie in general.

01:09:51.440 And why do they get a bad rap?

01:09:52.740 Like, why are people like, you're a snake?

01:09:54.420 Where did that come from?

01:09:55.240 Do you know?

01:09:55.900 Oh, because.

01:09:56.740 Because they're unpredictable.

01:09:58.160 Like, you don't know what he's thinking.

01:10:00.160 No, but when you stab someone in the back, why are they considered a snake?

01:10:02.900 Because, like, I think some snakes.

01:10:04.620 No, there's an answer.

01:10:06.080 That's what I was going to say is Jenna's got the answer right now.

01:10:08.520 I might not.

01:10:09.180 I don't know.

01:10:09.480 his might be better. For the love of all things

01:10:11.180 holy, literally. But I would think it's because they're sneaky.

01:10:13.580 Like they can fit through crazy things.

01:10:15.560 There's a god dang answer to this

01:10:17.420 question, folks. Thank you, Mike. What is it?

01:10:19.100 There was a snake in the Garden of Eden who

01:10:21.320 told Adam and Eve to eat

01:10:23.460 the freaking apple. Eat the

01:10:25.360 forbidden fruit. And that was

01:10:27.480 and he's going straight

01:10:29.420 for Logan right now. He's literally beelining at me.

01:10:31.820 I would say that's now

01:10:33.140 it's like an S line. S line, yeah. Have you ever

01:10:35.440 considered, maybe this is more of a question

01:10:37.400 for the dudes, like

01:10:38.320 snakes like i'm gonna be honest snakes snakes get chicks dude like exhibit a oh my god he's

01:10:44.280 going towards your penis right now this snake is literally going at your penis oh shit this is not

01:10:51.420 good we're we're uh we're on impulsive uh jennifer has brought her her snake and and it's

01:10:57.860 attacking the penis it's going for my wiener okay no problem swipe up um what do you think

01:11:06.740 he would say right now, Mike?

01:11:08.560 What do you think he's saying right now?

01:11:10.040 If he could talk.

01:11:13.280 Jenna,

01:11:13.960 this young man here would like you to come over

01:11:16.680 as well.

01:11:17.800 But I know you're not interested

01:11:20.820 because you never replied to his DM

01:11:22.480 that said boom.

01:11:24.360 But I will reply to his DM.

01:11:25.880 I'll reply to his DM by biting his dick off

01:11:27.860 or trying to touch my bougie mommy.

01:11:30.920 Has he ever...

01:11:31.640 My bougie mommy.

01:11:33.360 Just grab him.

01:11:34.640 Just grab him.

01:11:35.480 I can't. He's gone.

01:11:36.280 Jenna, I found a five-star resort under this microphone stand.

01:11:42.480 They've got a swimming pool with an infinity edge and much fruit heat.

01:11:46.320 No, it's bad.

01:11:48.020 Oh, God.

01:11:48.860 Oh, he's eating our audio hardware.

01:11:50.440 She got him.

01:11:53.800 Holy shit, he's pissed.

01:11:55.580 Wait, he's a rattlesnake?

01:11:56.940 No.

01:11:58.400 Oh, wait, watch it.

01:11:59.300 Why is he upside down?

01:12:00.020 Oh, shit.

01:12:02.320 He's peeing all over the place.

01:12:03.820 Jenna's hurting him.

01:12:04.480 Can he really poop?

01:12:05.040 No, I just can't say that.

01:12:05.940 they poop and pee at the same time

01:12:07.360 did he poop?

01:12:08.520 no

01:12:08.740 they poop and pee at the same time?

01:12:10.840 you said?

01:12:11.260 so do ducks

01:12:11.840 had ducks

01:12:12.740 so like the scales

01:12:13.780 see like how I put my finger on it

01:12:15.520 when he sheds

01:12:16.440 when he sheds

01:12:17.340 what do you do with the

01:12:18.160 well he like goes

01:12:19.940 I have like some stuff in his cage

01:12:21.420 that help him shed

01:12:22.660 so he just rubs against it

01:12:24.000 and then it kind of gets stuck to it

01:12:25.740 so then I just clean the cage

01:12:26.740 when he's done

01:12:27.280 we got that for our pig

01:12:28.380 it's called trees

01:12:29.360 they just kind of exist

01:12:31.100 yeah they look like trees actually

01:12:32.780 ours are real

01:12:34.340 sucks to have fake ones

01:12:35.760 hey quick question for you Jenna

01:12:38.340 say a guy tried to slide into your DMs

01:12:40.700 but in real life I guess you'd call it

01:12:42.960 talk

01:12:43.220 say you're at a bar getting hit on

01:12:45.700 just DMs are gone not a part of it

01:12:47.780 how could the guy get you

01:12:50.440 to go from slightly

01:12:52.180 and remotely interested to

01:12:54.560 like bagging it

01:12:56.440 that night

01:12:57.540 well first of all let's not say bagging it but like

01:12:59.760 getting you to like be super in shit

01:13:02.100 because I've always given the advice of mozzarella sticks

01:13:04.480 does that work on you

01:13:05.280 the advice of what like offer her mozzarella sticks that would probably work okay yeah but um

01:13:12.580 yikes i don't know it's kind of i know you like potatoes i do like potatoes i really do

01:13:19.720 uh like can i have an example all right so you're at the bar guy comes up he's got a leather jacket

01:13:25.800 on about six foot four nice pair nice pair of new jordan's on i don't like jordan's he's got he's

01:13:32.960 got the new adidas uh he's got the new yeezys on okay he comes up to you and uh he's like he's

01:13:38.640 like hey jenna i've seen you on instagram uh that's all right he says he says to you hey jenna

01:13:44.020 i've been a big fan of your conservation and efforts in africa oh and he comes up to you right

01:13:48.040 and uh and you're like damn like this is in your mind you're like damn i kind of like his smile

01:13:53.040 and his face type but kind of looks like a fuck boy and then he's like he's like jenna i'll be

01:13:57.640 honest with you i haven't been with a girl in a long time but something about you really struck

01:14:01.060 my and then and or something else that makes you happy besides that okay and then you literally

01:14:06.080 there's one it comes down to one second where he has to say something to either make it work

01:14:11.460 or not make it work what does he say oh that was really good you're good at these um that's why he's

01:14:19.560 here yeah the best thing for him to say would be like what are you doing tomorrow can i take you

01:14:26.200 to lunch that would probably be a good thing to say because it's a daytime daytime activity and

01:14:31.600 it doesn't have anything to do with that current night so that shows that he's continuing to be

01:14:37.500 interested beyond that night yeah yeah i was talking to a friend of mine the other day and

01:14:42.240 they said that the guy just wanted her to come over every night so she was like oh i'm not free

01:14:46.860 tonight how about tomorrow and he's like yeah but how about tomorrow night oh no it doesn't work

01:14:53.120 Bad things happen at night.

01:14:54.680 Bad things happen at night.

01:14:55.780 That's true.

01:14:56.380 And then I need a daytime because if I've been drinking that night,

01:15:00.540 I might not really be attracted to you.

01:15:02.120 So I need to wait till tomorrow till we really see what you look like.

01:15:05.300 You know, so it just kind of goes.

01:15:07.400 You ever been in the doomsday moment where,

01:15:09.840 this is probably less for you than myself,

01:15:12.240 but where you're talking to this girl for like an hour,

01:15:14.680 you're like, this is going great.

01:15:17.160 Like, this is definitely happening tonight.

01:15:18.660 And like, you're like, you've been like buying her shots, whatever.

01:15:21.220 And then doomsday, you know, for a fact that the lights are about to come on.

01:15:27.460 Oh, and you're like, and you're like, all right, the clock is ticking down.

01:15:32.740 You see, it's like one twenty nine.

01:15:34.220 And you're like, not only am I going to have to see what she really looks like, but I'm sweaty.

01:15:39.860 I'm standing at this bar.

01:15:41.300 I don't know where I am right now or what's happening.

01:15:43.520 We got to get the fuck out of here.

01:15:44.720 You just make a run for the door.

01:15:46.020 and this music plays

01:15:46.820 and you just run

01:15:49.440 and right as you jump

01:15:50.840 through the door with her

01:15:51.720 the lights go on inside

01:15:54.420 and everybody's like

01:15:55.180 oh my god

01:15:57.720 he's disgusting

01:15:58.540 to each other

01:15:59.460 and you made it

01:16:00.160 you fucking made it

01:16:01.320 you go straight

01:16:02.060 to the pizza shop

01:16:02.740 you order 10 orders

01:16:03.600 of mozzarella sticks

01:16:04.760 and life is good

01:16:06.900 I can't relate

01:16:08.180 but that was a great story

01:16:09.120 I like it

01:16:09.720 I can relate

01:16:11.520 I know

01:16:12.160 so most men can

01:16:13.220 you're like

01:16:13.820 I gotta get out of here

01:16:14.460 before the lights go on

01:16:15.260 But I don't like being in the club when the lights turn on.

01:16:17.360 I can't relate to that.

01:16:18.140 That's so annoying.

01:16:19.060 I could be feeling super beautiful.

01:16:21.020 It's still, it's just a vibe.

01:16:22.300 It ruins the vibe.

01:16:23.520 What about sunrises when you've stayed up all night?

01:16:26.540 That's dope.

01:16:28.280 Wait, what do you mean?

01:16:30.100 I think they're cool.

01:16:31.160 When you've stayed up all night, and I will say, let's preface it,

01:16:34.640 let's say you've been drinking, and you've pulled an all-nighter

01:16:37.340 and the sun comes up.

01:16:38.820 Are you into that?

01:16:41.940 What do you mean am I into that?

01:16:43.200 I don't know how to say it.

01:16:44.340 Do you like that or does it make you uncomfortable?

01:16:46.560 Like with the person that I've met with?

01:16:48.140 No, no, no, no.

01:16:48.860 Okay, this is the confusion.

01:16:50.300 You're not with a person.

01:16:51.280 I'm just saying you, human, Jenna person.

01:16:52.760 You're alone drinking by yourself.

01:16:54.500 No, you partied all night.

01:16:56.760 And for some reason, I'm going to end up repeating myself.

01:17:00.420 I don't know what's so difficult to understand about this situation.

01:17:02.960 The sun comes up.

01:17:03.840 You've stayed up all night.

01:17:05.440 How does that make you feel?

01:17:06.680 Yeah, I'm not big on that personally.

01:17:09.760 I live on a schedule and I like to wake up and go to the gym.

01:17:14.060 Yeah, it can make you depressed.

01:17:15.980 I did that all of Coachella, though.

01:17:18.040 I was going to say, if you're on vacation, you're, like, vibing out, and that happens, yeah, it's dope.

01:17:22.040 Then you're like, oh, I'm just going to sleep in all day.

01:17:23.640 It's a question of how often, like, in the, like, alcoholics and, like, drug world, they call it breaking night.

01:17:29.900 And they'll be like, how often are you breaking night?

01:17:31.680 Oh, there's a term.

01:17:32.520 I'm glad you told me that because I didn't know there was a term for that.

01:17:34.600 Yeah, there's a term for it because, like, the more you're breaking, like, if you're up to see the sunset every day because you've been using drugs or alcohol, you got a problem, dude.

01:17:41.000 Like, Coachella, once a year to do it, three days is one thing.

01:17:43.200 Yeah.

01:17:43.440 But if you're like, well, shit, I do it twice a week, you probably should seek immediate assistance.

01:17:49.480 Yeah.

01:17:50.260 Yeah.

01:17:50.520 I do like to do it for Coachella, though.

01:17:51.800 I really don't.

01:17:53.060 I think I went to sleep at like 8 o'clock and only slept for like till like 10.

01:17:57.340 Yeah, we were similar.

01:17:58.340 Yeah, same.

01:17:58.760 I think it'd be that.

01:17:59.640 We hit like two, three hours.

01:18:00.520 I probably had more sleep, huh?

01:18:02.120 Yeah.

01:18:02.860 One of my best memories is Logan.

01:18:05.960 He pulled, I think, possibly three all-nighters in a row when we were in Italy.

01:18:11.500 And he showed up to my Ironman race.

01:18:13.440 not having slept oh my god he showed up that's an amazing no he showed up i was like it was like

01:18:19.380 the night before i was like guys i don't i don't think he's gonna make it but i know he like flew

01:18:23.720 across the world to come to this but like and then he just pulled up like his words so excited

01:18:28.460 his words of encouragement to you that day were i'll always remember when you ran past him and he

01:18:32.680 said he's fucked you had just finished the the bike i believe and you had a marathon to go after

01:18:39.860 120 mile bike

01:18:40.820 And a 2.4 mile swim

01:18:41.820 And Spencer looked like

01:18:43.120 He was in the version of death

01:18:43.980 I've never seen this shell of Spencer

01:18:45.500 And so I just was on it

01:18:46.840 I was like

01:18:47.060 Oh he's fucked

01:18:47.720 Yeah he's done

01:18:48.660 How did it go?

01:18:49.700 Yeah

01:18:49.920 I finished

01:18:50.740 That's amazing

01:18:51.680 I finished

01:18:52.020 Yeah

01:18:52.360 Bro one day

01:18:53.000 I'm doing another one in like

01:18:54.020 Three weeks

01:18:54.800 That's amazing

01:18:55.700 Somebody in my family

01:18:57.600 Has done that before

01:18:58.580 I don't know how

01:18:59.360 Really

01:18:59.640 What's their name?

01:19:00.500 What's their name?

01:19:00.880 Something they want to say

01:19:01.540 Isaac

01:19:01.920 Shout out Isaac

01:19:02.740 Shout out to Isaac

01:19:03.320 One day bro

01:19:03.940 I'm going to be able to tell

01:19:04.720 All the stories

01:19:05.560 I'm going to be able to tell

01:19:06.440 All the stories

01:19:07.120 That I just simply can't tell

01:19:08.160 At this point in my life

01:19:08.940 That Italy one, I feel like there's some gold treasure locked deep within a cave.

01:19:12.880 I've heard a lot about that trip.

01:19:14.180 That's incredible.

01:19:14.900 Is it in Italy again or is it somewhere else?

01:19:16.780 No, it's in San Francisco.

01:19:18.160 Oh, okay, dope.

01:19:18.980 Oh, we're going there this weekend.

01:19:20.220 Yeah, we are.

01:19:20.900 Meeting Mike's family for the first time.

01:19:22.360 Really?

01:19:22.760 Yeah, we've made that step.

01:19:24.680 I'm ready.

01:19:25.100 I can't wait to see that vlog.

01:19:26.240 Are we actually?

01:19:28.140 One of you is.

01:19:29.080 You weren't invited.

01:19:30.360 Sorry.

01:19:31.020 Well, then we have to get on flights and shit.

01:19:32.080 Yeah, one of you is.

01:19:33.120 And I have to tell my sister also.

01:19:34.600 My little sister, dude.

01:19:35.640 Like, I haven't seen her in a little while.

01:19:36.420 Hey, I want to take Spence because I just took Andre to Coachella.

01:19:39.440 I actually had a meeting on Monday in San Fran.

01:19:42.320 Shut the fuck up.

01:19:43.360 You're lying.

01:19:44.060 I'm not lying.

01:19:45.360 Wow.

01:19:45.680 This is incredible.

01:19:47.200 Andre, can you come to that actually?

01:19:48.760 Communication is amazing.

01:19:50.860 Look how much.

01:19:52.040 All right.

01:19:52.620 Yo, we're just talking about things.

01:19:54.300 Let's cut this now.

01:19:56.740 Yeah, I think so.

01:19:57.480 Hi.

01:19:58.100 Hey.

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01:19:59.760 I love you too.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - April 17, 2019

JENA FRUMES IS A BEAUTIFUL BADASS - IMPAULSIVE EP. 63

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