Impaulsive with Logan Paul - THE NELK BOYS TALK PRISON, PRANKS, AND PARTIES - IMPAULSIVE EP. 27

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00:02:19.280 But like he told me in the cop car, he's like,

00:02:21.200 if you were wearing that same outfit,

00:02:22.540 it he's like you could have got open fired on like it was a call like there's a there's a

00:02:26.280 murderer walking around this like the target area i had a problem this morning um you know

00:02:41.020 you know how we talked about this before i when a girl is here i had a girl over and i always i

00:02:45.980 can't like poop around her right so i ran to mike's bathroom in a panic because you you know

00:02:51.160 how i go to your bathroom you yell at me all the time and i was pooping mike was pooping so i sat

00:02:56.240 in his bathroom waited like a good boy and uh it was a disaster i was afraid of going to spencer's

00:03:00.860 so welcome back to impulsive i had to hurry up my poop the number one podcast not good in the world

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00:03:15.840 that subscribe button i'm here with my roommates mike malak what's up and spencer taylor no

00:03:21.640 evan oh shit that's right um evan's filling in today yeah evan's filling in today well welcome

00:03:29.000 to the set this is your second podcast yeah yes it is evan eckenrode aka uh dwarf mamba yeah dude

00:03:34.540 now that i'm i'm vegan this is becoming a problem like i can't like poop in front of girls i just

00:03:39.040 can't do it my my ppd ratio is so high now that i'm vegan what's that poops per day it's super

00:03:45.380 high of course how many times it's been horrible for me it literally leaks out dude it's disgusting

00:03:50.560 there's no protein there's nothing it's just lettuce and just leaves well that's why i'm not

00:03:55.660 vegan yeah that reason alone is yeah there's a lot of shit happening in the news there's a lot

00:04:00.900 of tea there's a lot of drama a lot of stuff going down we're gonna get into it uh but first we got

00:04:04.840 a special guest today we actually got two um which is one less than three one more than one

00:04:11.020 Anyways, I want to introduce the legendary Canadian duo, Jiu-Jitsu Black Belts.

00:04:18.160 The only real pranksters left on YouTube with over 100 million subscribers.

00:04:23.680 It's the motherfucking Nelk, boys!

00:04:30.440 What's up, boys?

00:04:31.960 Hey.

00:04:33.340 I love it, I love it.

00:04:35.040 I get it.

00:04:35.760 Ooh, audio.

00:04:37.240 Yo, that's the Canadian national anthem.

00:04:39.520 Just wanted to give you guys some pride there to walk into.

00:04:42.220 I love it.

00:04:42.760 Evan's got the Roots Canada shirt on.

00:04:44.760 Represent.

00:04:45.780 Yo, the way you guys talk is like, this is great.

00:04:49.400 Yeah.

00:04:49.900 We're Canadian, boys.

00:04:50.720 I know.

00:04:52.840 I don't know if it was, because sometimes you see the videos, you're like, that's not hot.

00:04:56.240 That's like, you're putting on a show, right?

00:04:58.560 I mean, we hype it up.

00:04:59.620 I know, but still, you come walk in the house, you're like, yo, boys.

00:05:02.900 Oh, yeah.

00:05:03.300 Slammin' Hogs?

00:05:03.860 Everyone always like, we say chirps.

00:05:05.320 You guys say chirps?

00:05:06.160 What's that?

00:05:06.460 It's like making fun of someone.

00:05:07.860 It's like a hockey thing, I say.

00:05:09.080 everyone always trips us for saying boys like we're like boys boys boys they chirp you for

00:05:13.680 saying yeah chirps like making fun of we're gonna have to we need like a canadian translator here

00:05:18.000 or something today no i i have a i want to do a bit where we go over canadian slang but yo i so

00:05:23.180 in my research for this podcast because y'all are like popping off and uh so like i feel like

00:05:28.900 you have a super niche audience people fucking love you guys i urban dictionaryed your name

00:05:33.440 did you know this

00:05:34.840 let me enlarge this a little bit

00:05:38.640 Nelk

00:05:39.260 this was on Urban Dictionary

00:05:40.960 one of the very few legitimate prank channels left on YouTube

00:05:44.060 if you're watching any other prank channel

00:05:46.100 besides Nelk you can get the fuck off YouTube

00:05:48.420 completely agree with that

00:05:49.740 completely agree with that

00:05:50.840 is all your shit real

00:05:52.800 yeah bro all our shit's real

00:05:54.700 all of it

00:05:55.700 sometimes a little too real

00:05:57.260 I understand there was a thing lately

00:05:59.660 with you Jesse

00:06:01.260 oh the the bullshit i mean didn't you get arrested i mean is that what you're calling it

00:06:05.620 the bullshit you got arrested yeah what was this what was that about okay so i basically

00:06:11.940 it's hard it's harmless i got covered in fake blood wearing a jumpsuit and a shovel wait a

00:06:17.400 second do you have the video i think i have this pulled up i think i i didn't even know this was

00:06:21.860 what it was for what do you mean this is harmless what you fucking look like bro that's harmless

00:06:27.560 dog what are you doing bro but it's literally like we do some dumb shit but it's always like

00:06:32.160 the most simple last minute shit that we actually we've done way worse shit and nothing happens i

00:06:37.280 feel like that's how it works two first-degree misdemeanors for fucking putting blood on my

00:06:40.560 shirt okay so what happened with this prank so we were filming an even worse prank that like

00:06:44.600 is transgenders for trump prank so i saw that one yeah so we're filming that and then jesse

00:06:49.400 just had an idea to do like a filler shot it wasn't even like for like we were just like oh

00:06:53.060 might as well shoot this this wasn't even though like the plot of the video like we were gonna put

00:06:56.320 on instagram or something just like but you how you have fake blood yeah lying around so jesse

00:07:01.520 had the idea we got him in a painter's uniform like a onesie and then we got fake blood dumped

00:07:06.080 it all over him and he had a shovel and he wanted to go into like a barnes and noble a bookstore

00:07:09.400 and say where's the book on dismantling bodies for dummies but yo listen no red flags yet none

00:07:16.800 all good all right well like it wasn't even working at all like that's why we stopped it

00:07:21.180 like we're like dude this is not really working like we're just like whatever well like we'll

00:07:24.400 see what we do with it and then we're just chilling outside there's some fans out there

00:07:27.340 because i think we posted on snapchat so like they found us and then we're just chilling like

00:07:31.860 taking pictures and stuff and then like three different like securities what's it called like

00:07:36.320 like sections of cops like yeah it wasn't just like one county like all the counties came

00:07:41.920 helicopter swat came eventually they were it was fucked did they know uh what you were saying or

00:07:49.600 was it just because you looked like well both places called the cops on me because we did target

00:07:54.220 we did a pet store and they don't know about the pet store probably shouldn't have said that but

00:07:59.140 so that's why it was two first degree misdemeanors it's done now though two first degree and where

00:08:04.160 was this it was in ohio i'm from ohio let's go columbus copster yeah why were you in ohio um

00:08:10.960 why are we heading i think we were meeting with the people that do our website yeah that's a

00:08:15.720 prestige pro that's where they do you know that no did you were in columbus yeah yeah columbus

00:08:21.460 yeah we're just chilling because we drive everywhere we do road trips so it's just like

00:08:25.260 it makes our content more interesting so we're just passing through columbus we're just doing

00:08:28.880 that prank and we got fucked no they don't fuck around in a while though oh no they do not fuck

00:08:32.800 i mean you know why you know why and it's not just ohio um i'm sure you you know this like

00:08:38.500 effect evan small towns people are bored they have nothing to do this is this is their oh they

00:08:44.460 were like fuck this is a shotgun yeah you know we kind of like didn't think of two in canada this

00:08:48.980 would be so unbelievable

00:08:50.000 because it's so like safe

00:08:51.340 but I feel like this shit

00:08:52.320 actually goes on in the states

00:08:53.380 like maybe like

00:08:54.280 like someone would come

00:08:55.400 like you'd read that on the news

00:08:56.460 like some idiot in Florida

00:08:57.520 there's like a headline in Florida

00:08:58.640 100%

00:08:59.800 so that's what we didn't think of

00:09:00.680 bath salts

00:09:01.200 especially in Ohio

00:09:03.260 that's where um

00:09:05.080 that one dude like

00:09:07.060 trapped the girls in his basement

00:09:08.480 for like years

00:09:09.680 years

00:09:10.600 is what

00:09:11.060 is that correct

00:09:11.840 Ariel Castro

00:09:13.700 90 with the facts

00:09:14.580 yeah bro

00:09:15.380 our cameraman

00:09:16.020 like that's

00:09:16.580 that's why

00:09:17.140 and it probably happened

00:09:18.360 like somewhere around there

00:09:19.320 some like suburb

00:09:20.000 outside of Columbus

00:09:20.780 it wasn't

00:09:21.400 it was near the college

00:09:22.620 right Ohio State

00:09:23.460 yeah

00:09:23.840 you guys got balls dude

00:09:26.820 yeah

00:09:27.420 you know what the crazy thing is

00:09:28.740 when they

00:09:29.100 put me in the back of the cop car

00:09:30.480 cause I

00:09:31.060 like I just took off

00:09:32.120 the painter shit

00:09:32.800 like literally right

00:09:34.020 before I got arrested

00:09:34.640 I don't even know why

00:09:35.740 I just did

00:09:36.120 but like he told me

00:09:36.960 in the cop car

00:09:37.360 he's like

00:09:37.840 if you were wearing

00:09:38.540 that same outfit

00:09:39.240 he's like

00:09:39.820 you could have got

00:09:40.340 open fired on

00:09:41.000 like it was a call

00:09:41.740 like there's a

00:09:42.620 there's a murderer

00:09:43.260 walking around this

00:09:44.200 like the target area

00:09:45.540 like that's why

00:09:46.480 they wrote so deep

00:09:47.220 Can you imagine that story?

00:09:48.580 One of the NELC boys gets shot.

00:09:50.680 Yo, that's what I'm saying.

00:09:51.640 Cops are shooting nowadays.

00:09:53.880 You said that Canadian kind of.

00:09:55.420 Can you say that again?

00:09:57.120 Cops are shooting nowadays.

00:09:59.000 It was like the fake accent.

00:10:02.520 Cops are shooting nowadays, yeah?

00:10:03.920 Like when they make fun of Canadians.

00:10:05.820 Because I saw your post where you said like you almost got shot.

00:10:10.160 That was real, yeah?

00:10:11.400 Yeah.

00:10:11.980 Well, that's what they were saying to us.

00:10:13.200 When they pulled up on us, they were kind of trying to scare the shit out of us.

00:10:16.140 They're like, you're never leaving the country.

00:10:17.880 Like, you're a flight risk.

00:10:18.360 Weren't they making fun of you and shit?

00:10:20.140 Were they?

00:10:20.560 What were they saying?

00:10:21.140 I thought he was like, ha, ha.

00:10:21.800 They said something to you, Jesse, didn't they?

00:10:22.900 So funny.

00:10:23.700 Yeah, like, they weren't having it.

00:10:25.380 Well, he was saying it was going to be a felony,

00:10:27.580 and since I'm a flight risk, that I wasn't getting out until trial.

00:10:30.240 Are you a flight risk, would you say?

00:10:32.960 Maybe.

00:10:33.500 Nah, bro.

00:10:33.900 The scariest thing for us is getting banned from the States.

00:10:36.440 Like, I'd legit cry if we got...

00:10:38.240 Well, you hear stories about it.

00:10:39.680 They couldn't bail me out.

00:10:40.700 Like, they wouldn't give me bail,

00:10:42.100 because I would just go back to Canada and not come back.

00:10:44.160 Yeah.

00:10:44.380 and my voice just cracked

00:10:45.700 that's gonna happen

00:10:46.280 like so much

00:10:46.960 are you

00:10:47.620 are you going through puberty

00:10:48.920 still yeah

00:10:50.400 look at me

00:10:50.820 how old are you

00:10:51.460 I'm 5'5

00:10:52.100 I'm 25

00:10:52.760 are you serious

00:10:53.900 yeah

00:10:54.260 and you

00:10:54.520 I'm 24

00:10:54.940 and you guys aren't brothers

00:10:55.900 nah

00:10:56.300 we're 7 brothers

00:10:57.260 someone fucking told me

00:10:58.120 you guys were bros

00:10:58.780 I think it was Evan

00:10:59.860 Evan

00:11:01.040 I could see you being

00:11:02.100 a flight risk

00:11:02.500 I knew they weren't brothers

00:11:03.500 I thought you knew me

00:11:04.080 like that man

00:11:04.580 yo don't throw me

00:11:05.380 under the bus here

00:11:06.040 cause I'm new here

00:11:06.760 alright

00:11:07.020 just wearing his

00:11:07.660 fucking roots shirt

00:11:08.500 I could see you being

00:11:09.200 a flight risk

00:11:09.760 on a bar tab

00:11:10.920 on what

00:11:12.220 on a bar tab

00:11:12.960 yeah 100%

00:11:13.640 Like 400 or 400 Ronas and just run out the back door.

00:11:16.640 We should do that tonight.

00:11:17.420 When you say flight risk, like blacklisted for airlines?

00:11:22.540 No, no, no.

00:11:22.980 Just like you're not allowed to leave this country because I would have had to let it

00:11:27.700 try out.

00:11:28.060 I had a trial in Ohio.

00:11:29.540 If they let you out on bail, they don't think you're going to show up for your court proceedings.

00:11:32.200 Because technically I could just leave, go back to Canada and never come back to America.

00:11:35.020 But like clearly.

00:11:35.940 But you get extradited though, right?

00:11:38.300 Like we have an extradition relationship with Canada.

00:11:40.860 Yeah.

00:11:41.320 They'd come to Canada and grab us.

00:11:42.420 The Prime Minister would probably just leave us here, probably.

00:11:44.220 You think so?

00:11:44.580 I think so.

00:11:45.020 Yeah, but I would just go north.

00:11:46.420 To the northwest territories, is that what it's called?

00:11:49.480 Yukon?

00:11:50.240 Saskatchewan.

00:11:51.060 Saskatchewan.

00:11:51.820 You really killed this mugshot, though, I will say, man.

00:11:54.720 You should make a shirt out of that.

00:11:56.640 You killed that mugshot.

00:11:58.160 We should have done that.

00:12:00.820 Boy, that would have made us some money.

00:12:02.320 No, fuck you.

00:12:02.920 Jesse looks like a beauty in that.

00:12:03.960 Fuck you, you did make a shirt, didn't you?

00:12:05.780 Yeah, we did.

00:12:07.340 Oh, that's the video.

00:12:08.440 Yeah.

00:12:10.000 This was you getting out of jail.

00:12:11.340 I had no shoes on.

00:12:14.320 There you go.

00:12:16.600 Let's go check this out.

00:12:18.540 Oh my God.

00:12:20.900 Yeah, and everyone like,

00:12:21.980 that's the thing.

00:12:22.420 Everyone thought this shit was fake

00:12:23.520 like when we were doing it

00:12:24.400 because they're like,

00:12:24.840 oh, you guys made t-shirts and shit.

00:12:26.200 So it's like,

00:12:27.000 and it's so annoying

00:12:27.720 whenever we get into legal shit,

00:12:28.740 we can never say stuff online.

00:12:30.080 I know.

00:12:30.620 Because like,

00:12:31.220 our lawyers tell us not to say stuff.

00:12:32.920 So I'm like, it's fake.

00:12:33.820 It's fake.

00:12:34.020 But now it's like,

00:12:35.460 you know what?

00:12:35.960 We filmed in the courtroom.

00:12:37.780 Our lawyer got it,

00:12:38.520 whatever it's in our last video.

00:12:39.180 I saw that.

00:12:39.580 How did you do that?

00:12:40.340 Shout out Brad Koffel

00:12:42.200 He's a beauty

00:12:42.780 He's actually a nail

00:12:43.880 He said it

00:12:45.120 He did everything

00:12:48.140 Can you show Jesse's face one more time when he first came out

00:12:50.620 Like just back it up a little bit

00:12:52.720 Yeah man

00:12:53.800 The look in your face bro

00:12:56.820 Was just like sheer

00:12:57.960 Like you were like yo I'm so happy

00:13:01.120 To be out of there

00:13:01.640 He's just like

00:13:04.940 Damn bro

00:13:05.800 What'd they say Jesse

00:13:06.500 The place Jesse went was fucking

00:13:09.360 the second worst

00:13:10.580 jail in

00:13:11.880 was it like

00:13:13.020 North America

00:13:13.560 or like even more

00:13:14.380 did you drop the

00:13:15.700 fucking soap

00:13:16.260 when you were in jail

00:13:17.000 I did not shower

00:13:17.940 dude there was like

00:13:18.620 shit on the fucking

00:13:19.580 walls

00:13:20.060 what do you expect

00:13:21.900 dude

00:13:22.420 yo it was way

00:13:23.940 I've been in jail

00:13:24.680 in Canada

00:13:25.040 and like this is

00:13:25.660 way sketchier here

00:13:26.560 dude I think

00:13:27.100 like no one

00:13:27.800 fuck with me

00:13:28.920 but like it was like

00:13:29.900 didn't the United Nations

00:13:31.100 have to like

00:13:31.760 do an investigation

00:13:32.660 at that jail

00:13:33.620 cause there was like

00:13:34.460 torture or something

00:13:35.200 going on

00:13:35.560 did anyone recognize

00:13:36.520 you in there

00:13:37.000 and be like

00:13:37.620 no boys

00:13:38.280 Dude I think that's what kept me safe

00:13:39.460 Damn you had street cred

00:13:41.400 You have real street cred

00:13:42.480 I was like I'm like

00:13:43.340 Oh I'm gonna shout out

00:13:43.960 Your fucking rap album

00:13:44.800 When I get out of here

00:13:45.580 Trying to like be like

00:13:46.300 Bros with them

00:13:46.900 Yo Jesse comes out

00:13:49.940 With like tattoos on his face

00:13:51.580 Fully in a gang

00:13:52.860 In Columbus Ohio

00:13:53.660 Russian tattoos

00:13:54.680 Jail guys

00:13:55.440 Yeah man I don't know

00:13:56.280 What happened

00:13:56.480 Like the tattoos

00:13:57.400 With sticks and shit

00:13:58.300 Oh god

00:13:59.060 Why'd you go to jail

00:14:00.960 In Canada

00:14:02.360 That one we still

00:14:04.120 Can't talk about

00:14:04.880 Yeah that's probably

00:14:05.340 Tell you guys

00:14:05.860 Because of the charge

00:14:06.880 It's so weird

00:14:07.280 Because of the charge

00:14:08.260 like if we were to talk about it it would make what happened even worse kind of thing so

00:14:11.740 it's i've always wanted to but we can't yeah yeah so what's uh it's no problem so what's the what's

00:14:17.000 the consequences of this like what are the what do you have to do i'm just like community service

00:14:21.100 or something no dude they were pushing for jail time but my lawyer just killed it he got me down

00:14:24.980 to uh you didn't get anything misdemeanor so i just have but i'm gonna get a uh expunged in here

00:14:29.140 and then uh yeah but what do you you don't disorderly conduct i got 25 fine and it got

00:14:33.640 waived for jail time that's it that's it fuck so you didn't have to pay the 25 bucks

00:14:38.220 no that's good yeah because god god forbid yeah i know i'm look over that kind of cash my lawyers

00:14:43.120 like trying to like push for that i'm like dude i'll fucking pay you're like all right listen

00:14:48.660 how long how long were you in there um overnight like oh that's 15 hours i think they said like

00:14:57.840 15 18 hours or something man it's like the shawshank redemption but i had to go through

00:15:01.660 like yeah yeah yeah i ever think about escaping not escaping but it was weird digging a hole

00:15:08.200 you in like a room where there's no windows you're with like 15 other dudes and uh call that gen pop

00:15:13.620 but there's no security guards like they could do whatever the fuck they want you to you you got

00:15:17.920 moved to the general population oh no that was after they bring you upstairs with like the bunks

00:15:22.420 and shit yeah and like you play cards with like some dude named fucking monkey like some dude

00:15:26.960 named mikey dude it was no monkey oh monkey that was a nickname damn well i think you know why

00:15:32.840 They called him that, right?

00:15:33.660 I don't know.

00:15:34.160 I can't even come up

00:15:34.920 with something.

00:15:37.700 This was a,

00:15:38.920 this was one of the articles.

00:15:40.940 Oh,

00:15:41.420 I'll try to get this thing

00:15:42.320 taken down.

00:15:43.100 Shelburne prankster

00:15:43.920 turned YouTube star

00:15:44.980 charged after latest run-in

00:15:46.440 with police in the US.

00:15:48.640 Cause you,

00:15:49.020 oh,

00:15:49.320 oh,

00:15:49.700 were you,

00:15:50.500 oh,

00:15:50.740 I'm reading the subtext here.

00:15:51.980 Nelk boys warned by LAPD

00:15:53.780 after coke prank on cops.

00:15:55.440 Video generated more than

00:15:56.400 23 million views.

00:15:57.520 That was you guys?

00:15:57.960 Yeah, bro.

00:15:59.380 Y'all did this.

00:15:59.880 I never knew that.

00:16:01.180 Shut up.

00:16:01.900 With the trunk?

00:16:02.400 loaded with coke

00:16:03.420 you didn't know that was us

00:16:04.100 shut up

00:16:05.120 that was our first banger

00:16:06.060 that was our first

00:16:06.600 that was a banger bro

00:16:08.560 they got

00:16:09.320 you got pulled over

00:16:10.480 yeah

00:16:10.960 and what happened again

00:16:12.620 you started talking about

00:16:13.540 don't look in the trunk

00:16:14.260 just looking sketchy

00:16:15.100 like you know

00:16:16.020 we were asking people

00:16:16.940 if they wanted coke

00:16:17.660 so like people would walk by

00:16:19.000 and we're like

00:16:19.600 you want coke

00:16:20.080 you want coke

00:16:20.520 and then we showed them

00:16:21.060 the coke can

00:16:21.540 but then we had the car

00:16:22.920 rigged up and everything

00:16:23.760 because we were going to

00:16:24.300 get people to open it

00:16:25.240 and then the cops pulled up

00:16:26.240 so we just fucking went with it

00:16:27.640 it had gopros all over the car

00:16:28.920 yeah

00:16:29.260 it was dope

00:16:30.020 y'all got lucky too

00:16:31.220 I feel like because the cops were cool.

00:16:32.980 They were super cool.

00:16:33.760 You get those hard-ass cops who aren't into it,

00:16:35.700 but it was the chick, right?

00:16:37.120 The girl.

00:16:37.580 Yeah.

00:16:38.040 She was cool.

00:16:38.460 Probably because it was Venice,

00:16:39.660 so it's like they're used to that shit.

00:16:41.300 Yeah, for sure.

00:16:42.080 Ohio, they're like, nah, nah.

00:16:43.000 I'm pretty sure in Venice,

00:16:44.180 like Coke's legal there.

00:16:45.620 Like cocaine, I'm pretty sure.

00:16:47.120 Yeah, pretty much.

00:16:48.020 Like by now?

00:16:48.640 Yeah.

00:16:49.180 Absolutely false.

00:16:51.120 Hold on, hold on.

00:16:52.020 I've got the police guide right here.

00:16:53.960 That's a book on pigs.

00:16:55.100 That's a pig book.

00:16:55.780 Oh, okay.

00:16:56.460 Y'all saw the pig running around.

00:16:58.260 I did.

00:16:58.420 It bit me.

00:16:59.060 That was cool.

00:16:59.540 What?

00:16:59.720 like it little nibble it's cute it's not aggressive no i think it's all right you

00:17:03.760 all right yeah she's she's uh he's a working she's a bitch yeah she sucks uh that's why we

00:17:09.820 got the book though because we're learning is it one of those things where you bought it because

00:17:13.100 it was cute and little and then it like now you like to have a big pig yes between the answers

00:17:19.560 of yes and no the answer to that is absolutely yes we bought a small little pig uh it was i

00:17:26.360 She said it was a mini pig.

00:17:30.340 Yep.

00:17:30.640 Apparently those don't fucking exist, bro.

00:17:32.340 No.

00:17:32.600 Apparently every mini pig.

00:17:33.240 I read an article about that.

00:17:34.000 They fucking grow.

00:17:34.900 They all grow into big pigs.

00:17:36.920 It's a pig.

00:17:37.400 And now she's eating my Canadian guests.

00:17:40.020 Grew into a macro pig.

00:17:41.420 I saw you guys were giving away a Lambo, not to change the subject, but I'm going to do

00:17:44.620 just motherfucking that.

00:17:46.260 Y'all got an orange Lambo you're giving away, yeah?

00:17:49.940 Yes.

00:17:50.580 Full send Lambo.

00:17:51.060 Is that yours?

00:17:51.720 How do you get this Lambo?

00:17:52.620 We teamed up with this company called Moose and they just approached us.

00:17:55.100 they're like yo we got a full send lambo we want to team up with you guys what's a full give it

00:17:58.720 away what do you mean full send your brand full send yeah that's sick yeah that's dope wait okay

00:18:03.900 so what's the company that like how do you just get a lambo i'm confused they just hit us up moose

00:18:08.100 it's a charity company they bought the lambo and then they we push it through our fans and then

00:18:13.880 they buy entries and then so it's like one dollar entries you can buy as many as you want we're

00:18:18.940 gonna cut this part out but is there any way that i could we could rig it yeah 100 yeah we've already

00:18:23.120 rigged it yeah i've already talked to evan so oh evan yeah it's going to evan i want this i want

00:18:29.960 this lambo yeah he can yeah he's got his pedal extensions bitch don't have to get rowdy okay i

00:18:35.740 was supposed to get an orange lambo um like that's so when i see this brother this hits a

00:18:40.100 hits me very deep in the heart yeah it seems like all three of you guys want this lambo

00:18:43.620 should we enter should we fucking enter what it's only one dollar one dollar how many times can we

00:18:48.020 enter as many as you want you guys should buy like 10 000 tickets you'll win it you'll just win it

00:18:52.880 How much money are you guys making right now?

00:18:55.380 Decent.

00:18:55.980 Pretty good.

00:18:56.360 I mean, we don't get paid off YouTube really, like, at all.

00:18:59.200 Like, if we were getting CPM, like, when we meet other YouTubers and they tell us how much they make,

00:19:03.620 like, if we were making that, we'd be fucking on.

00:19:05.520 But we never got that opportunity to, like, make YouTube money.

00:19:08.320 So we make all our money off merch.

00:19:09.960 Because your content's edgy.

00:19:11.180 Yeah.

00:19:11.900 I can imagine, bro.

00:19:13.140 Like, you get a million views on a video.

00:19:14.780 How much, what's the return on that?

00:19:16.940 Like, we're lucky if we get a one CPM.

00:19:19.420 One dollar.

00:19:20.100 Like, one dollar.

00:19:20.960 Or, like, a thousand per million.

00:19:22.120 That's if it doesn't get completely demonetized.

00:19:23.540 So, like, 100 bucks per million views?

00:19:25.400 No, no, 1,000.

00:19:26.300 We're lucky if we get that.

00:19:27.340 Wait, wait, wait.

00:19:28.000 That's pretty enormous.

00:19:30.060 But most of them get demonetized.

00:19:31.940 Yeah.

00:19:32.580 So, like...

00:19:33.480 No, but we went through a spot where it was, like, 25 cents.

00:19:36.640 Yeah.

00:19:36.860 CPM and, like, nickels and shit.

00:19:39.460 Brands were getting that payday on you guys.

00:19:41.380 And we were getting views.

00:19:42.340 Like, when we were uploading three times a week,

00:19:44.320 like, we were getting, like, 120 million views a month.

00:19:46.480 So, like, it would have been decent money for us,

00:19:48.060 but we didn't see any of that, bro.

00:19:49.380 I'm telling you.

00:19:49.980 $13 check in the mail.

00:19:51.060 Yeah, but all you guys, you don't, what do you need money for?

00:19:53.000 All you want to do is Cipronas, you know.

00:19:54.760 Is that true?

00:19:55.280 Slam hogs.

00:19:55.940 Is that all you want to do?

00:19:57.000 Nah.

00:19:57.480 What's the goal?

00:19:58.320 I mean, yeah, we want to, like, we always want to, like, we're constantly reinvesting

00:20:01.360 in our own brand and stuff.

00:20:02.380 Like, me and Jesse's dream is to have, like, a dope budget so we can shoot, like, like,

00:20:06.840 the best shit ever.

00:20:07.640 You know what I mean?

00:20:08.120 Like, we're honestly always reinvesting in our content, like, so I think that's one of

00:20:12.660 our big goals, too, is to just, like, do the crazy shit.

00:20:15.700 People don't know, but we're very, like, we got a business that's behind.

00:20:18.260 I'm sure.

00:20:18.620 yeah of course

00:20:19.260 I guess everyone does

00:20:20.160 in this shit but

00:20:20.780 not everyone bro

00:20:21.980 not everyone

00:20:22.940 some people are just

00:20:23.580 characters yeah

00:20:24.340 yeah I feel like

00:20:24.920 you could tell

00:20:25.480 you guys just watch

00:20:26.120 your content

00:20:26.520 and there's definitely

00:20:27.080 a layer there

00:20:28.240 that goes deeper

00:20:28.780 than just being

00:20:29.380 yeah no for sure

00:20:30.700 fuckheads on camera

00:20:32.040 yeah

00:20:32.320 for real

00:20:33.960 nah bro

00:20:34.380 your shit's hilarious

00:20:35.360 I watched this

00:20:36.040 I watched this one

00:20:37.280 the other day

00:20:37.640 this is fucking comedy

00:20:39.120 this one is hilarious

00:20:40.980 oh it's the back

00:20:41.660 shout out everybody

00:20:42.220 Steve

00:20:42.600 so what happens

00:20:43.760 you go to a college

00:20:44.480 you just start smoking

00:20:45.420 a black in class

00:20:47.160 yeah bro

00:20:48.080 But the lecture ones are just, like, you just get in there.

00:20:51.000 Go into a lecture hall.

00:20:52.060 Yeah, we got 905 that films.

00:20:54.940 We just choose a spot.

00:20:56.300 You kind of, like, settle in, like, blend in for a bit,

00:20:58.580 and then you just go for it.

00:20:59.520 So we've done that one.

00:21:00.340 We've done, like, drinking, dropping out.

00:21:02.100 Lecture breaks are always funny, bro.

00:21:03.340 This is great.

00:21:03.860 But they're both.

00:21:04.620 So any questions?

00:21:05.820 Yeah.

00:21:06.880 Honestly, I'm not going to lie.

00:21:07.940 I smoked a huge blunt for her class.

00:21:09.780 Like, I'm kind of tripping out right now with the cosines

00:21:11.680 and the squares and stuff.

00:21:12.600 Are these notes going to be online?

00:21:15.160 Because I can't.

00:21:15.940 I can't.

00:21:16.160 I'm, like, tripping right now.

00:21:17.120 Like, I don't know what happened.

00:21:18.080 my boy humping up with OG Bobby Johnson

00:21:20.300 I just can't do that

00:21:21.220 cause there's like

00:21:21.780 I can't be dealing with

00:21:22.560 coasts and squares

00:21:23.300 like you know what I mean

00:21:24.000 like I just ripped a huge honey backwards

00:21:26.100 so I'll be out

00:21:26.740 but I'll show up for the midterm though

00:21:28.620 I'm gonna kill that shit

00:21:29.640 yo that's fucking hilarious to me

00:21:33.740 what's a honey backwards

00:21:35.060 I don't know this shit

00:21:36.020 like that's the best flavor of backwards

00:21:37.260 what the fuck is a backwards bro

00:21:39.400 I don't smoke at all

00:21:40.680 I don't do any

00:21:41.280 backwards like

00:21:41.660 it's a blunt rap

00:21:42.340 like a blunt rap yeah

00:21:43.220 I'll fucking do that

00:21:44.200 the best thing these guys

00:21:45.600 the best thing these guys do

00:21:46.820 especially Kyle

00:21:47.760 is their nomenclature

00:21:49.520 their like vocabulary

00:21:52.140 like can you play the one of them

00:21:53.320 with the dad at the hockey rink of the camp

00:21:56.020 oh like the super Canadian

00:21:57.620 that one is so funny

00:21:59.240 you do say

00:22:01.060 hilarious

00:22:02.620 and you say it so quickly

00:22:05.020 efficiently and like impactfully

00:22:07.380 that it's effective

00:22:08.740 as fuck dude

00:22:10.520 Kyle is insane with the punchlines

00:22:12.200 where do you guys

00:22:14.480 is this just Canadian slang

00:22:16.300 like what is

00:22:17.980 pretty much I think a lot of people like

00:22:20.940 talk like that in

00:22:23.040 like yeah I'd say in Canada

00:22:24.720 so give some context for this

00:22:25.960 but it's exaggerated hockey boys

00:22:27.960 what's happening here

00:22:29.260 so this one's like a fake hockey scout prank

00:22:32.680 so he's just watching his son's game

00:22:34.060 so I was just going up to him just being like

00:22:35.820 pretending to be a scout

00:22:36.600 usually say for a scout it's like yo how many points your kid's getting

00:22:39.820 but I was like talking about off ice shit like banging broads

00:22:42.380 like packages like

00:22:43.520 we want beauties only

00:22:44.720 number's your son number 10 centerman he doesn't have a lot of hang on his buck what's with that

00:22:50.900 you should probably loosen the chin straps a bit get a bit of hang on there yeah because there's

00:22:54.280 like there's a couple girls this age in the audience too right i don't know if you've heard

00:22:57.280 of patrick kane's study but we found a huge correlation between like getting kills and

00:23:01.700 like on ice performance so that's like something we really focus on what kind of what's getting

00:23:05.840 kills kills is like when you bang a girl yeah how many kills you got like that's the hashtags

00:23:11.160 hogs

00:23:11.840 hashtag dingles

00:23:12.720 hashtag

00:23:13.100 I have

00:23:13.560 I wanna

00:23:14.400 I wanna

00:23:14.900 I wanna

00:23:16.520 sorry Mike

00:23:17.360 Mike really wants me

00:23:18.500 to play this video

00:23:19.100 I just wanna

00:23:19.960 I just

00:23:20.440 don't you think about

00:23:21.320 if I wanted to play this video

00:23:22.560 I would have brought it up

00:23:23.200 beforehand like

00:23:24.040 yeah of course

00:23:24.720 that's why there's more than

00:23:25.460 one person on this podcast

00:23:26.240 no no no

00:23:27.180 but uh

00:23:28.980 I have a

00:23:30.320 a list of

00:23:31.480 Canadian slang here

00:23:32.720 I wanna

00:23:33.020 I wanna

00:23:33.320 go through it with you guys

00:23:34.820 cause Canadian slang is dope

00:23:36.340 yeah it is

00:23:37.440 and I would like to learn some

00:23:38.400 ready

00:23:39.080 let's go

00:23:40.120 oh what is this that's jesse slamming hogs slamming hogs just pack and choose

00:23:46.540 pack it like pack a digger put and dip yeah can you use it in a sentence um

00:23:51.580 let's pack some hogs can we get that fucking basic sentence

00:23:56.540 i was like yo me and mike were at the party the other day we're like slamming hogs and then like

00:24:01.500 we played pong that's actually true too yeah that happened yeah what night we go out we went to the

00:24:06.300 we went to the clout house a couple nights we hung out with everybody rice was there with his

00:24:09.820 new his new girlfriend um who else was there it was pretty lit actually i didn't expect it to be

00:24:14.540 that lit it got pretty dope we were at the phase house actually yeah y'all have any uh favorite

00:24:20.340 people you collab with or or or see when you come to la we just did another video with vitale

00:24:25.860 yesterday wild man he's he's always just like he gets me fired up like it's always we've been

00:24:30.920 doing this shit for a long time so you like you know i mean when you work with another prankster

00:24:34.040 too like you kind of push each other too yeah like you could tell he was like we were pushing

00:24:37.740 him and he was pushing us you try to like outdo each other and shit so that's fun when you're

00:24:41.300 when you're like in these dudes face like uh talking about slamming hogs and shit how do you

00:24:45.460 not break character bro some i don't know like how do you not i laugh at other people sometimes

00:24:51.380 but like myself i don't know i don't laugh at myself but if jesse says something funny sometimes

00:24:55.100 if we do the shot together like i'll laugh at what he says yeah but we can't do shots together

00:24:58.660 really like we can like we don't do too many like say the most ridiculous shit you're in the zone

00:25:04.120 you're in the zone like that like i had never acted before and we did a

00:25:07.720 a movie recently a full-length thing and i realized like when you get in that zone bro

00:25:13.140 nobody's breaking you no like you're not being broken by and that means i think you could

00:25:16.520 probably act then and you're thinking about the clip you know i mean you're like you're

00:25:19.640 envisioning how you're gonna edit it like you make him say how funny what you want to say for

00:25:23.580 your next line like it's like you're like manipulating them you know what i mean yeah

00:25:26.520 y'all edit yeah we do we feel like we're editing on the go almost when you're like filming the

00:25:31.160 prank like not gonna lie sometimes like we'll stutter like a line so hard like i'll buckle

00:25:35.060 and then i'll literally just say it again who cares what the guy's gonna he's not gonna even

00:25:38.700 question it's like editing on the while you're filming we do that all the time yeah especially

00:25:43.060 with pranks you say something the wrong way comes out the wrong way just literally repeat yourself

00:25:46.280 yeah in real life the person's like what yeah they're kind of like are you a fucking sometimes

00:25:49.900 you get a better reaction the second time because why did you just repeat yourself if he just doesn't

00:25:54.360 react just say it again yeah that's funny pack and choose that's that's slamming hogs yeah same

00:26:01.940 same shit it's like a synonym like pack and choose with the boys what's the origin there

00:26:06.960 of like of like how it got like yeah like yeah like is it latin i don't know honestly it's gotta

00:26:13.740 be yeah beauties what is beauties like if you're like oh yeah you called your lawyer a beauty yeah

00:26:19.980 he's just a like like a cool guy he um there's a chance he probably get like beauties it's

00:26:25.480 associated with getting kills so like if you get kills you're most likely a beauty we got in the

00:26:28.960 uber the other like that guy fucks we got in the uber the other night it was an uber xl fits about

00:26:34.780 seven people we had i think 13 people right and and like eight things of beer like loads of coronas

00:26:40.840 and bottles and shit you said to the lady hey lady can we bring the 13 of us and these beers

00:26:45.640 into your eight-person uber and she said yeah totally come on yeah that's a beauty he said

00:26:49.620 he said to me i sat next to her he goes mike careful with her future beauty alert oh okay

00:26:55.220 no wifey alert wifey alert she was wifey i know she was hot too no she was married remember yeah

00:27:01.060 okay she's still wifey though yeah she's wifey to somebody you know yeah someone just not me

00:27:06.260 mike was wheeling her though in the front seat wheeling i'm sure bro he's a wheel that's the

00:27:10.720 next one yeah no i like whelan whelan whelan deal yeah so getting kills is having sex fucking

00:27:17.840 yeah it's fucking yeah are they interchangeable can you say like uh getting hot getting hogs

00:27:24.340 slamming kills no no you can't really get a hog i've never been to canada so i don't know exactly

00:27:29.720 i don't even think i'm allowed in canada is a really i don't think so it's a personal question

00:27:34.700 y'all get kills

00:27:36.320 we get kills

00:27:37.640 of course

00:27:38.180 oh yeah

00:27:38.940 well I'm virgin

00:27:39.680 but I don't believe you

00:27:41.160 kind of locked up

00:27:43.320 at the moment

00:27:43.760 but like you know

00:27:44.620 everyone has their time

00:27:45.620 what

00:27:45.900 oh you're both locked up

00:27:46.840 you know

00:27:47.100 you guys say that too

00:27:48.180 you guys are cuffed

00:27:48.660 I'm cuffed

00:27:49.660 you're not fucking cuffed

00:27:50.980 are you

00:27:51.340 you guys are both cuffed

00:27:54.100 I'm cuffed

00:27:55.260 you both got girlfriends

00:27:56.120 is that why you guys

00:27:57.100 were having all those

00:27:57.640 conversations with dudes

00:27:58.640 the other night at the party

00:27:59.540 straight up

00:28:00.140 yeah we're only not

00:28:00.860 hit on dudes

00:28:01.300 holy shit

00:28:02.880 i did not i never took you guys for relationship types yeah it's been on and off like all summer

00:28:09.340 i was kind of fucking doing my thing but now how's the fame been treating her is she cool

00:28:15.400 with the fact that you're surrounded by beauties all the time yeah it's it's definitely tough like

00:28:18.880 you know what i mean we went on like a tour thing too this one we were like single too but

00:28:22.400 it's you know what i mean it's a different lifestyle you go back and forth but i don't

00:28:25.800 know i feel like it it gets old you know what i mean kind of just like going hard all the fucking

00:28:30.500 time like fucking it does get old and that's why it's dangerous i'm so curious how mike is still

00:28:37.040 going let me i was just about to say i was gonna ask you guys that it's not him as much he loves

00:28:41.100 being locked up locked down whatever you just call it i'm envious i just am not i'm just not

00:28:47.720 i think a part of it with me is that i don't have that like emotional um i'm not in touch with my

00:28:54.560 emotions enough yeah to create that bond like i'm envious bro like congratulations my longest

00:29:01.140 relationship over the past five or six years has been two weeks that's a world record for me

00:29:05.420 i mean i'm that's guinness book really yeah and it was a real beauty and i was it your left or

00:29:10.060 right hand right left hand i can't even get a good rhythm going don't you guys feel like

00:29:14.680 the fucking like what about here i was gonna ask you guys we come here like once in a while

00:29:18.840 but we're gonna be here for a while now but like isn't it fucked with the girls here bro like how

00:29:22.880 do you guys do that like not even date but like going around just like smashing all the time like

00:29:28.620 the girls are fucked now that's what like exposing just like there's no love there's no love in this

00:29:34.000 city yeah there's no love in this there's there there is very small there's a very very small

00:29:40.020 amount you got it's like it takes a miracle i'm not gonna lie like uh something's gotta happen

00:29:45.400 the stars gotta align like full moon like yesterday was a blood moon like that type of shit yeah yeah

00:29:50.680 fall in love yesterday that's what happens it's got to be under a circumstance like that you like

00:29:55.920 find a girl that's not a thought um no offense to all the thoughts i love you i do evan by the way

00:30:01.700 i was thinking because you like you love relationships right i love to love you love

00:30:06.700 to love he's a lover you don't have a follow-through bro i was i was bleeding out of my mouth today

00:30:12.180 because my tonsil thing and uh still happening oh yeah bleeding out of my mouth profusely

00:30:16.800 like profusely

00:30:18.560 twice

00:30:18.960 and I don't know

00:30:20.900 why this thought

00:30:21.500 crossed my mind

00:30:22.000 I go you have

00:30:22.420 no follow through

00:30:23.080 bro like you have

00:30:23.960 you have like girls

00:30:25.240 that you've talked to

00:30:26.160 but I need you

00:30:27.380 to follow through

00:30:28.480 Evan

00:30:28.760 what do you mean by that

00:30:29.560 like you don't just

00:30:30.720 hang out with him once

00:30:31.720 like

00:30:32.440 he's getting

00:30:33.500 he's getting kills

00:30:34.460 take him to a dinner

00:30:35.380 no

00:30:35.920 he's getting kills

00:30:38.080 nah nah nah

00:30:39.140 but it's not about that

00:30:40.340 dude also boring

00:30:40.640 as fuck sometimes

00:30:41.560 yeah okay

00:30:42.180 so you haven't

00:30:43.080 found the right girl

00:30:43.780 I mean

00:30:46.720 I noticed I've stumped you.

00:30:48.860 But maybe he's in a different place, too.

00:30:50.460 That's another thing about me.

00:30:52.120 It's not always just the non-ability

00:30:54.560 to make that relationship.

00:30:56.280 Sometimes I'm just so busy with this

00:30:58.320 and with that.

00:31:00.300 I'm very picky.

00:31:01.500 And not picky, no, but it's like I'm going out,

00:31:03.840 I'm doing this, I'm doing that.

00:31:04.660 And by the way, in this city,

00:31:06.740 it's dimes on dimes, bro.

00:31:09.020 It's hard because you're like...

00:31:11.680 The majority of them suck.

00:31:14.480 Let's be honest.

00:31:15.280 The majority of them suck.

00:31:16.180 like as well this lifestyle alone they're like i was saying you're traveling and shit like dude

00:31:20.840 like they're like do you think you're falling in love with them or like you have a good thing going

00:31:24.280 then they're on a trip with daddy to to mykonos they're popping molly with some six-year-old dude

00:31:29.080 and you're like wow i fucked up yo but that's not the that's not the girls you go for but that's

00:31:34.600 the majority of no but no but i'm just saying like evan i've seen some like quality girls

00:31:39.020 and i need you to follow through like as your boy i'm saying he's chirping we got dope boy

00:31:44.460 Yeah, which one of those girls was quality exactly because one of them

00:31:48.120 Explain to me the girls. You want me to know right now? The one you met in acting class, bro

00:31:53.600 What happened in acting class?

00:31:57.980 Quality! Quality girl! You're chirping over here

00:32:00.620 What happened in acting class?

00:32:04.020 Seven years old is perfect, bro. You can learn so much

00:32:08.480 from her. She's got wisdom. And hair

00:32:10.360 and hair bro

00:32:14.920 and hair

00:32:15.600 yeah

00:32:16.340 I'm just saying

00:32:17.160 yeah I'm only 21

00:32:18.940 I'm chilling

00:32:19.980 I'm only 21

00:32:20.680 you're 21?

00:32:22.000 yeah how old do you think I was?

00:32:23.400 you're older

00:32:23.900 everyone thinks I'm older

00:32:25.340 why is that?

00:32:25.920 why do people think I'm older?

00:32:26.680 because I've been in the game

00:32:27.200 I don't know

00:32:27.480 I think it's because you're

00:32:28.220 I'm just fucking old

00:32:29.060 like in your style

00:32:29.780 I can't party like a gun

00:32:30.920 I picture like if we were in high school

00:32:32.080 and it's like you were

00:32:32.600 if you were four years younger than me

00:32:33.800 like I just

00:32:34.540 we vibed like we were the same age

00:32:36.640 that's why I was like

00:32:37.240 yeah

00:32:37.260 surprisingly when I was a freshman

00:32:39.400 I would

00:32:39.920 I hung around the senior class a lot.

00:32:42.180 Like, I would only hang out with the older kids.

00:32:43.780 I never hung out with people my age.

00:32:45.320 I fucking hated them.

00:32:45.840 When you were a senior, did you ever bully kids?

00:32:50.420 I don't know.

00:32:51.600 Could you bully me a lot?

00:32:52.720 You bully me a lot.

00:32:53.640 You bully us.

00:32:54.900 Yeah, you bully Mike.

00:32:55.440 You bully me a lot.

00:32:56.200 He actually, Mike actually came to me and cried to me today about how much I was bullying.

00:33:00.160 I'm like, I can't take it anymore.

00:33:01.120 You literally are the maggot kid.

00:33:02.900 And I'm the elder playing the drum.

00:33:04.460 Like, straight up, bro.

00:33:05.280 I wake up every day.

00:33:06.300 I come down with my peace song.

00:33:08.080 And this is Evan.

00:33:09.920 Remember at US, UCLA or whatever?

00:33:13.100 You bullied that one kid.

00:33:13.960 Oh, you did?

00:33:14.680 You fucking bullied.

00:33:16.520 I mean, Evan made me do that, too.

00:33:18.840 This is why I want to have Evan on, because you guys together bullied that one kid.

00:33:24.360 Our boy, Jake, yeah.

00:33:25.900 Guys, come on.

00:33:26.780 Guys.

00:33:28.460 Come on, man.

00:33:29.120 I have class.

00:33:31.180 Come on, man.

00:33:32.120 Come on.

00:33:32.840 You're holding me a lot.

00:33:33.560 I didn't do much.

00:33:35.180 Atta boy.

00:33:35.880 What a pussy.

00:33:37.100 Yo, was she helping you?

00:33:38.760 Yeah.

00:33:38.960 She helps him

00:33:40.340 She helps him

00:33:41.720 Just push this kid down the stairs

00:33:51.000 Wait, wait, we gotta see what he says after

00:33:52.480 It's so funny

00:33:53.240 Fuck

00:33:55.720 Fuck

00:33:57.040 Sir, you know which way the gym is?

00:34:00.920 Like, I'm getting bullied

00:34:02.200 I need to fucking hit a gym right now

00:34:03.760 Yo, why did that girl kick the fucking trash can?

00:34:06.260 Yo, we looked at her, she stopped

00:34:08.500 She just stopped at the top of the staircase

00:34:10.480 And me and Kyle both look at her

00:34:12.340 And Kyle's just like

00:34:12.920 You wanna help us?

00:34:14.420 And she goes

00:34:14.880 Sure

00:34:15.600 And comes over and just like

00:34:17.280 Kicks it and helps us

00:34:18.400 That is like the opposite of the

00:34:19.780 Culture we want to cultivate right now

00:34:22.160 Alright

00:34:23.400 Nah I mean just not bullying

00:34:25.060 It sucks bro

00:34:25.920 Yeah bullying is shitty

00:34:27.180 What if it's jokingly bullying?

00:34:29.060 Like it's not

00:34:29.460 It's like

00:34:29.960 Like your family YouTube video

00:34:30.960 And your name is The Nelk Bull

00:34:31.900 Like when I jokingly bully with you

00:34:34.500 But then you come and cry to me

00:34:35.840 But when you do it

00:34:36.980 Oh no big difference

00:34:37.680 chirping and bullying yeah i have a loving relationship with you it's almost like you're

00:34:42.420 my brother and you just and you make me feel so sad so sad damn he's have you guys ever fought

00:34:49.560 like fist fought any of you guys like got drunk just got mad at each other oh i've been telling

00:34:53.920 them lately i told them i told them yesterday i said i will throw i said i will throw you through

00:34:57.960 a fucking wall the one time that's what i said we both were drinking what'd you do oh we got

00:35:03.440 physical me and you at the w one night yeah oh is this the night i was especially mean yeah i was

00:35:08.740 actually getting scared i don't know what happened bro like we were both like like we play we wrestle

00:35:13.520 a lot we playfully wrestle and he obviously know his strength and i know my strength that strength

00:35:19.220 that was no i don't know this one night y'all know when you drink sometimes you just like

00:35:24.520 yeah whiskey i don't know what it was i was extra extra brolic this night and uh

00:35:30.900 feeling good like blood's pumping through my veins and i see my boy evan i happen to lock

00:35:35.140 eyes with him the wrong way yo what's up and i'm just and i start pushing him i'm like yo what's

00:35:41.280 up and evan had to stop me he's like yo like all jokes aside you're really scaring me right now

00:35:47.560 and i'm like good motherfucker i don't know what happened man he just kept going with it it's all

00:35:52.300 in my book it's all about book i've been starting a book uh it's called never not the maverick house

00:35:56.400 what's it called before mike interrupted you oh yeah it's called living at the maverick house

00:36:01.960 oh yeah what all goes down i will read it not many people know what goes down

00:36:07.680 we're learning though that's better yeah he makes he makes voice notes you call you call

00:36:13.880 him a party god before we were going ham at warwick the other night so remember what happened

00:36:18.160 he was he was boozing oh yeah we were good we were killing it yeah you smashed a beer bottle

00:36:22.820 You know when you like hit someone's top of their beer bottle

00:36:26.440 So it like fizzes

00:36:27.380 Like we do that

00:36:28.120 Kevin does it and fucking smashes my beer

00:36:31.260 And you fucking

00:36:32.300 That night is another reason

00:36:36.400 Why I get angry when he bullies me

00:36:38.740 Okay because you both know

00:36:41.240 I have it

00:36:43.260 Should I pull this up

00:36:44.640 There's a video

00:36:45.320 Do y'all know

00:36:47.880 The follow through

00:36:49.580 That happened that night

00:36:51.320 with Evan. You know what happened with Evan. That night specifically?

00:36:53.260 Throwing up? Oh, yeah. Here we go.

00:36:55.040 Are you showing that? I don't know. I got it right here.

00:36:57.220 Can you get in on this? Is there audio?

00:37:00.100 Not really, but are you on it?

00:37:01.440 Actually, yeah. Show this video. Oh, it's on the phone.

00:37:06.920 Is that the Uber?

00:37:07.680 I smile. Is that the Uber?

00:37:08.940 So here's the deal. You said that to me.

00:37:10.620 I smile. I was sober, obviously. It was my birthday.

00:37:13.240 I had the mic balloons and everything. Frank ended up

00:37:15.080 cutting the E off, so it just said Mick at one point.

00:37:17.080 Nice. This kid's

00:37:19.320 boozing, and he's boozing.

00:37:20.880 At one point you guys knock him over on the table

00:37:23.220 He kicks all the bottles

00:37:24.040 It was our first night out

00:37:26.300 We get each other fired up

00:37:29.680 I was sober

00:37:31.520 I see you and all of a sudden I'm drunk

00:37:32.860 That's the same thing with him though

00:37:34.920 He knows what it's like going out with you

00:37:36.760 I don't know what it is

00:37:37.820 He's so fun to drink with

00:37:38.840 I go up to him

00:37:41.280 He's slamming bottles of tequila

00:37:44.140 Like upside down bottle

00:37:45.580 I go up to him at the end of the night

00:37:47.120 It's 1.30 I go Ev I'm taking off

00:37:48.860 I'm leaving I gotta go

00:37:50.040 I was like, do you want to come?

00:37:50.960 And you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:52.040 Just fast forward.

00:37:52.880 We get in the Uber.

00:37:53.900 We get in the Uber and we're on the way home and I smell tequila.

00:37:56.940 And I go, damn, this kid fucking snuck a bottle of tequila in the car.

00:37:59.900 Wait, the one we stole?

00:38:01.080 No, he didn't steal the bottle of tequila.

00:38:02.280 You know what it was?

00:38:03.140 It was the tequila coming up out of his stomach all over the fucking seat of the Uber.

00:38:07.340 So I go, I go to the Uber driver, Uber driver guy.

00:38:10.400 You got to pull off the next exit.

00:38:11.700 So he pulls over.

00:38:12.320 I clean the whole shit up with paper towels with my bare hands while he watches.

00:38:15.540 Okay.

00:38:15.780 Cause I'm a good friend to him that doesn't deserve to be bullied.

00:38:17.720 clean the whole shit up get it all over my pants and everything i say to the uber driver guy uber

00:38:22.680 driver guy i clean that whole mess up i'm not gonna shut up do not fucking charge me tomorrow

00:38:27.600 morning next day 150 bucks yeah 150 wait did he drop you off at this house right here that's why

00:38:33.180 he charged yeah exactly and and you want to know what evan was saying to him don't worry you could

00:38:37.080 charge us we got money we got money said it 30 times we don't care we got money we got i'm like

00:38:43.440 thanks Evan

00:38:44.000 $150 charge

00:38:45.300 on my fucking

00:38:45.800 card

00:38:46.320 remember that lame

00:38:49.900 party we went to

00:38:50.580 and we stole that

00:38:51.080 bottle

00:38:51.320 yeah

00:38:51.860 it was like a

00:38:53.500 mission man

00:38:54.120 I am so good

00:38:55.560 though at being

00:38:56.200 so sneaky

00:38:56.940 like no one

00:38:58.000 sees me

00:38:58.840 dude that's why

00:39:00.560 Evan's so funny

00:39:02.180 you give me those

00:39:03.300 eyes you're just

00:39:03.840 like

00:39:04.940 let's get a bottle

00:39:05.660 let's get a bottle

00:39:06.580 you go talk to that

00:39:07.600 guy while you

00:39:08.100 distract this guy

00:39:08.920 and I'm gonna go

00:39:09.320 into your legs

00:39:09.820 and we're gonna

00:39:10.060 fuck it

00:39:10.360 it was such

00:39:11.660 an elaborate

00:39:12.820 movie it was amazing i yo i have more i have more canadian slang i think i saw waste you

00:39:19.240 rona season yeah what is this you guys say ronas that's not like a thing canon we just

00:39:24.040 like there's spring there's summer winter then there's rona season

00:39:26.960 is it always you guys know about seasons right what is rona season what is rona season when

00:39:33.560 it's rona season what is a rona it's like when winter comes like it's rona season but you never

00:39:37.220 really know when it's gonna end yeah you knew that you knew were you just doing that for the

00:39:40.740 Oh, this is...

00:39:42.080 You knew that.

00:39:42.640 Yeah, man.

00:39:43.140 Of course I knew that.

00:39:46.400 I'm clarifying for the fucking audience who doesn't know what it is, Mike.

00:39:49.160 You're really pissing me off this podcast.

00:39:50.580 Have you reached...

00:39:51.160 All you've been doing is talking and telling long stories that can be simplified into 10 seconds.

00:39:55.800 Sorry about that.

00:39:56.460 I haven't learned the speediness factor.

00:39:58.300 Comment below if you think Mike has talked too much this podcast.

00:40:01.500 Have you...

00:40:01.920 And be honest.

00:40:02.860 Be honest.

00:40:03.340 We want to hear your feedback.

00:40:04.520 Have you approached Corona yet?

00:40:05.840 See how he's still talking?

00:40:06.500 Still doing it.

00:40:07.420 Still doing it.

00:40:08.000 For a partnership?

00:40:08.680 No.

00:40:09.140 You should.

00:40:10.020 I don't know.

00:40:10.560 They like

00:40:11.040 I mean their marketing

00:40:11.820 Is like

00:40:12.480 An old lady

00:40:13.600 On a beach

00:40:14.660 Like they're not gonna be like

00:40:15.920 Getting fucked up

00:40:17.340 We wanted to do a video

00:40:18.100 Like Corona's advertising

00:40:19.140 Versus ours

00:40:19.720 Like a video

00:40:20.620 Y'all only drink beer?

00:40:22.640 I'm a beer guy

00:40:23.400 Liquor?

00:40:24.020 I'm a liquor

00:40:24.260 I'll take shots and shit

00:40:25.360 Jesse likes liquor

00:40:27.380 If I'm trying to get fit

00:40:28.240 And stuff

00:40:28.540 I can't drink beer everyday

00:40:29.600 What does it waste you?

00:40:31.360 Waste you

00:40:31.920 Is that a thing?

00:40:32.980 Is that a thing?

00:40:33.360 That's Canadian

00:40:33.700 I don't say it

00:40:34.700 That's like Toronto slang

00:40:36.260 Like it's not like

00:40:37.120 All of Canada

00:40:37.680 We don't really talk like that

00:40:38.860 Like the fam

00:40:39.600 And like

00:40:40.040 I heard this one's

00:40:41.940 what is it

00:40:43.740 what's a waste you

00:40:45.220 Drake says it

00:40:47.300 someone younger than you

00:40:49.740 no isn't it like someone that's like

00:40:51.160 a ute is

00:40:52.900 like a bitch boy

00:40:56.000 or some shit

00:40:56.480 it doesn't sound good

00:41:00.000 like if someone called me a waste you

00:41:01.180 it means like not cool like you're a waste you

00:41:03.380 like you're not cool

00:41:04.080 that kid with the MAGA hat

00:41:07.980 is he a waste you

00:41:08.640 What'd you say?

00:41:10.200 With the what?

00:41:10.740 With the Make America Great Again hat in that video

00:41:12.580 I don't even

00:41:13.740 I haven't seen the video

00:41:15.200 I can't call him a waste you

00:41:16.280 Can you just talk out of context

00:41:18.160 And just make a fucking decision

00:41:19.200 He's a fucking waste you

00:41:20.240 Thank you

00:41:20.640 Yeah he's a waste you

00:41:21.460 Thank you

00:41:22.020 Now I'm bullying

00:41:22.640 Do you guys watch

00:41:23.300 Do you guys watch

00:41:23.960 Do you consume content?

00:41:25.800 Yeah

00:41:26.060 Yeah

00:41:26.560 Like YouTube documentaries

00:41:28.180 Netflix type shit

00:41:29.060 Like who do we watch?

00:41:31.200 Yeah

00:41:31.380 A lot of podcasts right now

00:41:33.740 Honestly

00:41:34.160 Shut the fuck up really?

00:41:35.300 I watch all your guys shit

00:41:36.220 No way

00:41:36.960 I watch The Nine Club

00:41:38.040 because I'm into skateboarding and shit.

00:41:39.160 Who's the best on the podcast?

00:41:40.340 Unimpulsive, would you say?

00:41:42.080 I like Mike's the nail gun on the show.

00:41:44.680 Thanks, man.

00:41:45.420 Appreciate that.

00:41:45.880 I've been getting that feedback a lot.

00:41:47.720 I agree.

00:41:48.500 He's like the nail gun,

00:41:49.580 but what happens if you just fire a nail gun?

00:41:51.720 Yeah, you can't just have a nail gun.

00:41:53.560 You guys are killing it, though, with the show.

00:41:55.140 Strategic, like, boom, boom.

00:41:56.500 Yeah.

00:41:57.000 Yo, what do you like about podcasts?

00:41:58.980 Because this happened with vlogging.

00:42:02.820 Before I got into vlogging,

00:42:03.960 I wasn't really sure who watches vlogs.

00:42:07.420 i didn't understand what was the um sensationalism about watching someone's life and then i started

00:42:12.160 and it blew up i'm like wow there really is an audience for this so what do you like about

00:42:14.980 podcasts because i'm a bit confused how people have an hour to just sit and listen to i'm i

00:42:19.100 actually thought of this it's like legit everyone used to listen to the radio yeah and you listen

00:42:23.080 to people talk you don't just listen to music and then we into this whole like 10 year span where

00:42:27.080 we just listen to music when we drive now it's like i got all i do when i drive and i listen to

00:42:31.120 like podcasts and it's like crazy you miss listening to someone talk then like getting

00:42:34.960 to know something learning things like joe rogan shit on the road like because we drove here so

00:42:39.620 we watched a couple episodes and shit so it was like dope like we're like oh shit like that was

00:42:43.320 an hour which one did you watch um riley reed my publicist told me uh and then nino saw riley

00:42:51.100 reed at the party oh she was at that party i had her i had her roll through oh and then he saw all

00:42:56.040 the stories like the uber and the home depot so nino was trying to create his own story i think

00:43:00.460 The cameraman gets a BJ

00:43:03.340 By the way

00:43:05.520 That coulda slash shoulda happened

00:43:07.020 I don't know exactly what

00:43:08.100 My publicist said I can't have any more porn stars

00:43:10.900 She said you want to get like the real stars

00:43:13.680 On your show like A-listers

00:43:14.800 I was like yeah

00:43:15.620 She goes no more porn stars

00:43:17.300 Is that your most viewed one though?

00:43:20.400 The deadgy one was

00:43:21.680 Because I think it was like super relevant

00:43:23.140 It's up there though

00:43:23.980 It's just juicy bro

00:43:25.840 As much as people are like

00:43:27.140 The thumbnails are deep throating a mic

00:43:29.300 it's gonna it's gonna do some numbers you know we were supposed to be going to avn awards in

00:43:33.740 vegas okay next weekend yep got shut down yeah we were excited it's not wait what's that is like a

00:43:39.740 porn yeah bro it's the premier convention i mean every porn star that is there just kids but that's

00:43:46.020 the exact that's the exact problem is like uh it's not a good not a good look man no it's not

00:43:51.040 not a what about netflix you watching did you see that did you see that fire uh fire festival

00:43:56.780 documentary i don't think so i watch all shiller documentaries fire festival it's it's brand new

00:44:02.800 what it came out like uh less than a week ago did you see it this thing is incredible incredible

00:44:07.740 one of the best docs i've ever seen uh you know about the fire festival yeah that it's it's this

00:44:12.580 festival that uh was extremely blown out of proportion people consumers were sold the dream

00:44:19.240 of this festival on an island uh where you could go and hang out with your favorite celebrities and

00:44:24.760 watched some of the top music artists play and perform and it was it was like a luxury it was a

00:44:29.860 luxury uh vacation and promoted by the biggest influencers kylie jenner kendall yeah yeah uh

00:44:36.860 jiji hadith yeah like a coachella on an island yeah yes but brought to you by kanye and good

00:44:42.640 music and blink one like and it was sold as this like luxury package that you could buy into

00:44:47.600 high price point like all the coolest like and it just never happened no it happened but they used

00:44:54.060 hurricane shelter tents instead of

00:44:56.720 villas to house

00:44:57.840 33%

00:45:00.700 of the people they sold tickets to

00:45:02.520 their food

00:45:04.200 they oversold

00:45:05.360 simply put they bid off more than they could chew

00:45:08.060 way more I mean they took in all this

00:45:10.580 millions of dollars of funding from investors

00:45:12.420 millions of dollars of ticket sales

00:45:14.340 and then promised these like villas

00:45:16.360 and this high end experience and the one

00:45:18.540 picture you know that broke the

00:45:20.480 story it's this

00:45:21.660 this two slices of bread

00:45:23.660 and a piece of cheese

00:45:24.760 and like salad

00:45:25.480 in like a plastic carton.

00:45:27.940 Oh, that was like,

00:45:28.680 and that was,

00:45:29.160 that was like a luxury.

00:45:30.280 Viral.

00:45:31.320 Viral as fuck.

00:45:32.080 I mean, crazy.

00:45:32.700 And the dude that

00:45:33.280 put it on.

00:45:34.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:34.960 He's the dude

00:45:35.540 that put it on.

00:45:37.000 Something,

00:45:37.640 Billy, Bill McFarland

00:45:38.800 or I don't know

00:45:39.220 what his name is.

00:45:40.060 He's going to prison

00:45:40.960 for 60 years, bro.

00:45:41.840 Like a serious thing.

00:45:42.940 Big deal.

00:45:43.580 See, he's

00:45:44.140 brought out the wazoo.

00:45:46.400 Did you say Ja Rule

00:45:47.660 was involved?

00:45:48.620 He was the partner.

00:45:49.960 But how is he not

00:45:50.880 I'm facing legal implications.

00:45:52.920 Generally, they put it on the non-celebs.

00:45:54.860 You know, they just say, hey, let's throw away the key with this loser.

00:45:57.980 Ja Rule.

00:45:58.660 Let Ja Rule get back to work making platinum albums.

00:46:02.640 You know, back to the 90s.

00:46:04.660 That was a deep voice guy.

00:46:06.840 Yeah.

00:46:08.000 I thought 50 Cent put that dude in a coffin a long time ago,

00:46:11.100 but I guess he's still kicking around.

00:46:14.400 Yo, I want to do the audio only Q&A right now,

00:46:17.500 but yo, thank you guys for coming on.

00:46:19.140 Thanks, boys.

00:46:19.460 Y'all are fun as fuck.

00:46:20.280 Of course, bro.

00:46:20.700 I hope you have an amazing time in L.A.

00:46:22.220 What else you got planned?

00:46:25.180 Possibly a Netflix show.

00:46:26.480 We're working with W.I.B.

00:46:29.440 It's one of like a pretty big manager in like the game.

00:46:32.280 I'd say like a top three or top five artists.

00:46:35.320 And then like the people that did like a really big prank show too.

00:46:38.880 So we're going to pitch it to like Netflix, like all that.

00:46:42.080 It's a pretty like all-star lineup.

00:46:43.720 I'd say so.

00:46:44.620 How much longer are you here?

00:46:46.960 I think.

00:46:47.580 Trying to stay.

00:46:48.160 Yeah, I think we're moving in with banks and shit in the beginning.

00:46:50.700 february so we're moving in to cloud house like he's got like a little uh like guest house hold

00:46:57.100 on talk to us first afterwards because we'll vie for that instead actually we'd prefer to have you

00:47:02.080 here absolutely not no so i'm gonna shut that down right now this would be a scent house the

00:47:06.980 house is completely full legitimately don't have any rooms left um what's mike again just doing

00:47:13.240 his thing i love you guys stay in my room yeah you're gonna fucking party for sure yeah we're

00:47:18.720 gonna see you guys um all right where can they find you you're on instagram at nuk boys nuk boys

00:47:23.340 very easy uh ladies and gentlemen the nuk boys if you are not subscribed make sure to subscribe

00:47:27.980 wherever you listen to podcasts itunes youtube spotify etc we love you thank you for listening

00:47:32.480 audio only q a with the nuk boys right now take it easy peace don't fucking move

00:47:38.020 how'd you meet your girlfriends how do you like how do you meet your girlfriends in canada

00:47:44.020 Jesse

00:47:44.600 Jail

00:47:46.460 No you fucking

00:47:47.420 Lying

00:47:47.840 Actually

00:47:51.480 At the

00:47:52.660 UDM

00:47:53.700 No or some shit

00:47:54.380 No it was at

00:47:55.140 Well yeah I guess

00:47:55.980 Kinda

00:47:56.700 I met her at the fight

00:47:58.640 The

00:47:58.960 What was the boxing match

00:48:00.740 The big one

00:48:01.180 Like a year ago

00:48:01.840 In

00:48:02.300 Logan Paul

00:48:03.020 Yeah

00:48:03.360 Logan Paul vs KSI

00:48:04.800 It wasn't that big one

00:48:06.040 That was bigger

00:48:06.660 McGregor no

00:48:08.100 McGregor yeah

00:48:08.860 McGregor vs Mayweather

00:48:10.200 You went

00:48:10.800 No I was just at a bar

00:48:11.980 She had an open booth

00:48:13.860 invited me oh shit and does she check the boxes for like girlfriend material obviously but

00:48:19.000 do you have a long list of requirements when you in what what you're looking for in a girl

00:48:23.940 no no definitely not short that's one that's it no i'm kidding why why no um not short you don't

00:48:31.700 fuck with girls who are taller than you no that's weird i feel like i mean imagine a girl like i

00:48:37.640 have dated girls taller than me imagine a girl that was taller than me and logan like that that's

00:48:41.280 I've been like boob height with a girlfriend before.

00:48:43.880 You've been boob height?

00:48:44.760 Like we're like, yeah, you hug them and their boobs in your face.

00:48:47.260 What about Evan?

00:48:47.800 And that didn't last long.

00:48:48.880 Booze, vagina, ass, you name it.

00:48:51.540 Have you ever been pussy height?

00:48:53.640 Yeah.

00:48:54.320 Damn.

00:48:54.980 Have you ever?

00:48:56.640 While standing up?

00:48:57.460 No.

00:48:58.540 I want to just walk over.

00:49:00.780 What up?

00:49:02.180 What about you, Kyle?

00:49:03.600 How'd you meet your girl?

00:49:04.040 No specific like way.

00:49:05.860 She kind of just like lives.

00:49:07.000 Like I live like five minutes away from her.

00:49:08.840 So like we live in the same area.

00:49:10.560 just kind of like going to the same parties like just like there was no like specific time i just

00:49:14.240 like met her you know what i mean so is that maybe why it's been on and off you guys have known each

00:49:18.240 other for a little bit maybe and it's just like i don't know not sure if you want to step over that

00:49:21.880 line i don't know just like kind of getting living the party life for a bit like i don't know it's

00:49:27.060 fucking life bro it's you know just trying different things like we kind of broke up for a bit but like

00:49:32.100 she's definitely like a loyal girl like yeah loyalty loyalty when you when you're gonna drop

00:49:36.860 to party the party phase of your life out like you ever see that happening where you're just like

00:49:40.560 fuck i'm an adult full-fledged yeah 100 yeah not like waiting but just like do you have a timeline

00:49:46.740 for this because that's like that's those are sad days man i mean i don't think you gotta stop

00:49:52.660 partying altogether but like maybe going on like benders and shit like we're ripping three-day

00:49:57.220 benders now like stop when your body stop when your body tells you to fuck it's been telling me

00:50:02.380 now but like see mine is just like yo go harder yeah and we still live like a healthy lifestyle

00:50:07.560 i don't know why i mean i do too you know we work shred the gym every day but i love i love going

00:50:14.200 out bro and i said i said in a video recently i don't think you have to put a age on anything

00:50:18.660 bro do whatever makes you happy for as long as it makes you happy when i under when somebody wants

00:50:22.880 me to come sit and watch netflix all night i'll fucking do it i want to do that shit right now

00:50:26.800 i want to be at the clout house with the fucking note boys there you go having a good time having

00:50:31.260 a good time i wish logan was there it sounds like i think we're gonna throw a big beer pong

00:50:34.980 tourney there like with all the influencers we did it last year that's tight y'all go to beer

00:50:39.020 pong decent yeah we swipe up if i talk like you guys man i get so many girls i'm just a

00:50:49.340 fucking controversial youtuber god bless it so what else is going on these days you like la

00:50:58.260 um yeah yeah la's dope la's dope bro it's minus well we go celsius i don't know what it would be

00:51:02.900 in fahrenheit but it's like minus cold 30 back home right now cold as cold as fuck are you those

00:51:09.520 people that send videos to your people back home like fuck you yes i'm tanning right now yeah look

00:51:15.180 at this palm tree it's fun bro it's fun to do you guys play hockey like you like are you the

00:51:20.800 stereotypical yeah like you kind of it's like weird if you grow up and don't play like at least

00:51:25.600 A few years of hockey

00:51:26.660 Evan loves hockey

00:51:28.260 Maybe that's why

00:51:28.680 You guys get along

00:51:29.280 You wanna play hockey later?

00:51:30.540 Who's strapping up the pads?

00:51:31.860 Yeah

00:51:32.020 Who's going to net

00:51:32.640 You got pads out there

00:51:32.940 I saw

00:51:33.180 He made me do it

00:51:34.280 Yeah I got my pads

00:51:34.940 And everything

00:51:35.300 You got the pads?

00:51:36.380 Yeah

00:51:36.740 Let's do a little shootout

00:51:38.020 For some money

00:51:38.540 He'll do it

00:51:39.560 He'll vlog it

00:51:40.220 He vlogged it with me once before

00:51:42.120 Yeah he bitched the whole time

00:51:43.280 Hold up

00:51:43.580 Because it's fucking

00:51:44.320 I was uncomfortable bro

00:51:45.220 My knees don't bend like that anymore

00:51:46.520 I'm old

00:51:47.060 Oh yeah

00:51:47.700 Growing up

00:51:48.220 Bum knees

00:51:48.680 Yeah I got

00:51:49.380 Bum knees

00:51:50.700 How old are you?

00:51:51.560 23

00:51:52.000 23

00:51:52.620 Okay

00:51:53.180 I'm aging

00:51:53.760 is it true that everyone's nice in canada i heard ever like people don't give a shit

00:51:57.900 there's just like people are nice but i feel like everyone's bland like when you come here you'll

00:52:02.760 walk into a mcdonald's and you'll get someone that's like so fucking nice sometimes and then

00:52:07.080 someone that's like so rude there's so much like variety here canada's just like hi how are you

00:52:11.740 like what do you like you know but that's why it's so perfect i feel like it's like no one wants

00:52:17.140 the cause of ruckus there's not anyone just like living their life free health canada where you go

00:52:21.500 to retire yeah what's the retirement age in canada 65 65 same as here i think so yeah i'm getting

00:52:28.760 close man i'm getting fucking close you're halfway there halfway fucking how long are you guys gonna

00:52:32.960 be doing pranks for you know forever it's hard to gorilla shoot now so like why i mean bigger you

00:52:39.660 just got out of jail and you know oh yeah yeah before we'd upload shit and no one would see it

00:52:44.500 now we stopped filming in canada because it is such a small we literally can't everyone will see

00:52:49.660 it and then like they'll come after you they'll try to sue you yeah so i feel like yeah if we

00:52:54.060 landed like a show and we could do like the biggest ideas like you know you can go be a

00:52:58.340 fake ref at this basketball game right now do whatever the fuck you want you're not going to

00:53:01.340 get in trouble that'd be so fun because you guys do that a lot where you uh pretend to be like

00:53:05.480 employees and shit exactly that's hilarious and half the time it's like you're trying to think

00:53:09.340 of something funny to say but at the same time you're like fuck like is security behind me like

00:53:12.760 oh am i getting arrested like you're like you know you're thinking about all the shit you don't

00:53:15.360 want to be thinking about and now you're thinking about it more because no what's been happening

00:53:18.420 exactly like how you guys have the guts to do this shit bro like where your big balls come from

00:53:24.500 it was just all or nothing before bro like you just don't give a fuck like you can still get

00:53:28.580 nervous or what just i think about how funny it's gonna be when i do it like i'm like if i do this

00:53:32.300 bro it's gonna be so funny to watch it back like yeah it's funny like that blunt shit that's we've

00:53:37.480 always had that fire you remember we first came to la like five years ago just like making noise

00:53:41.080 yeah like let's do it you excited about the vitale video it was pretty funny we did eating

00:53:45.940 people's food at buffets yeah it's funny everybody's watching bro it's funny because

00:53:50.740 i don't know that anybody requested people more than the nilk boys in the comments bro

00:53:55.700 it's been wild and every time i bring you guys up in la they're like yo where the fuck are those

00:54:01.060 nilk boys dude like for breakers and no party girl chicks no joke bro like you guys are hot

00:54:07.480 as fucking yeah girls love you guys florida right now it's gonna be fun here bro i'm excited to live

00:54:14.440 here for a bit how long how long are you here for again like we don't even know yeah max five months

00:54:19.900 yeah like we'll be here for like oh the vegas high tight when yeah to the 12th let's go wait

00:54:27.200 what's it it 9th to the 12th oh shit dude hundo yo that's gonna be loco is that a weekend i'm

00:54:33.520 guessing uh it's saturday to a tuesday that's gonna be crazy and we're just coming off of our

00:54:39.020 sober kick like right at that time oh so we're ready to february mike's gonna die yeah not of

00:54:45.120 old age no i feel like you've been sending the gin and tonic you don't even seem sober at the

00:54:50.400 parties and shit right no i've been sober yeah i haven't no i haven't no no no you can't tell

00:54:56.260 i make a statement right yeah i haven't been drinking this month yeah he actually hasn't

00:54:59.500 i'm saying you can't tell like you're still like yeah you know oh because i'm good i'm always

00:55:02.860 That's fucking good.

00:55:03.760 See, I can't do that.

00:55:04.720 That's why I end up drinking.

00:55:05.920 If I go out, this is me sober.

00:55:08.140 Like, I'm better actually sober.

00:55:09.520 When I start boozing, I get reclusive.

00:55:11.700 Yeah.

00:55:11.840 And I want to just sit and be quiet or go to sleep.

00:55:13.660 Really?

00:55:14.140 Yeah.

00:55:14.840 See, especially a club.

00:55:15.740 Like, I go to Warwick and like, if I'm like, okay, I'm not drinking tonight.

00:55:18.800 Like, I fuck, dude.

00:55:20.020 I sit there and I'm like, like, everyone's annoying.

00:55:22.740 You know what I mean?

00:55:23.040 Yeah.

00:55:23.300 You're not on their level.

00:55:24.480 Yeah.

00:55:24.780 So, like, I'm not about those.

00:55:25.840 I'm the same way, dog.

00:55:27.340 Yeah, Logan can make it like five minutes with the gloves.

00:55:29.700 No, no, it's bad.

00:55:31.020 I'd like pay $100 to like park out front and-

00:55:34.700 It would be on the DJ booth.

00:55:35.880 Yep.

00:55:36.160 10 minutes in, I'm cashed.

00:55:38.140 And for whatever reason, it's not like a man, let's give it like another 30.

00:55:42.280 It's like, no, I'm leaving now.

00:55:43.180 I have to.

00:55:43.580 I have to leave this instant right now.

00:55:45.420 Like, are you coming?

00:55:46.580 I have a real problem with that.

00:55:47.880 We left and went to the Chino.

00:55:49.760 Did you?

00:55:50.180 The other night, we left Nightingale.

00:55:51.580 You did?

00:55:51.940 Next night.

00:55:53.140 We have to have a Chino run.

00:55:54.300 Lost all of them.

00:55:54.880 Yeah, Vegas.

00:55:55.600 I'm down.

00:55:56.040 Yeah, we lost everything.

00:55:57.060 Yeah, I'm going to wait till Vegas.

00:55:58.700 I have a formula for you.

00:56:01.020 On roulette.

00:56:01.840 Oh, my God.

00:56:02.780 Maybe we should talk about this after.

00:56:04.020 Here we go.

00:56:04.400 You think?

00:56:04.780 After the podcast.

00:56:05.800 What?

00:56:06.180 The boys don't like my formula.

00:56:07.520 I want to hear that.

00:56:08.780 Yeah, we're going to keep our secrets off the podcast, though.

00:56:11.860 Nuck, boys.

00:56:12.660 Ladies and gentlemen, we got them.

00:56:13.840 Thank you guys for coming on again.

00:56:14.920 Thanks, boys.

00:56:15.320 Thanks, boys.

00:56:15.660 Like and subscribe.

00:56:16.580 We will see you next week.

00:56:17.480 Take it easy.

00:56:18.220 Peace.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 23, 2019

THE NELK BOYS TALK PRISON, PRANKS, AND PARTIES - IMPAULSIVE EP. 27

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