Impaulsive with Logan Paul - UFC FIGHTER PAIGE VANZANT GOT KNOCKED OUT BY HER HUSBAND - IMPAULSIVE EP. 85

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00:02:12.400 Were you like proud of him or were you pissed?

00:02:14.320 No, I was really proud.

00:02:15.260 Like once I woke up, I was really proud.

00:02:17.780 Once you woke up in the hospital, he knocked you out?

00:02:20.060 He dropped me.

00:02:21.380 Yes.

00:02:29.140 Hey, what's up?

00:02:31.220 Yet another day. 1.00

00:02:33.160 You ever think we'll get bored of this shit? 1.00

00:02:36.240 Nope. 1.00

00:02:37.000 I don't think so.

00:02:37.760 I never.

00:02:38.200 I really like this podcast, and I hope you do too,

00:02:40.300 because it's impulsive.

00:02:41.740 The number one podcast in the world.

00:02:43.020 Thank you guys for listening, watching, viewing, subscribing. 0.99

00:02:45.120 If you're not subscribed, I'll fucking kill you. 0.99

00:02:47.280 You said that last time. 1.00

00:02:48.400 One, two, remember what we're working on, being less abrasive.

00:02:51.320 Three, one of the reasons I'm really liking this podcast lately

00:02:53.860 is I feel like we're collaborating more and being nicer to each other.

00:02:57.860 I still have to work on that.

00:02:59.260 Bro, this boxing is just, it makes me so aggressive.

00:03:02.240 I keep screaming.

00:03:03.660 For absolutely no reason.

00:03:04.840 Now you're just screaming the same thing you said in the last podcast.

00:03:06.840 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:03:08.600 Last time I said, I will end you. 1.00

00:03:10.460 And this time I said, I'll kill you. 1.00

00:03:13.340 It's very creative. 0.99

00:03:14.760 I'm actually quite upset because I learned something.

00:03:19.380 I'm perturbed because I learned something from Mike's Instagram story yesterday.

00:03:23.200 Okay.

00:03:24.660 Mike, I'm going to let you take it away.

00:03:25.760 This is actually from an Instagram story today.

00:03:27.860 but I think Spencer's speaking in the more formative past-present tense,

00:03:30.740 which is a vegan thing.

00:03:33.080 We found out today.

00:03:34.220 I've actually known this, but I never wanted to address it or tell anyone, 1.00

00:03:37.880 but Logan doesn't like fucking tacos. 0.99

00:03:39.600 I don't know what I'm saying. 1.00

00:03:42.540 What's wrong with you, bro? 1.00

00:03:44.260 A classic American- 0.97

00:03:45.720 What's wrong with you? 1.00

00:03:47.160 Latin hybrid that has- 0.99

00:03:50.020 Sorry, let's just give the props more to the Latin side,

00:03:52.840 but Americans have really loved them always. 0.98

00:03:54.800 How do you not fucking like tacos, 0.99

00:03:57.000 and what does that say 1.00

00:03:58.280 about you being a sociopath? 0.99

00:03:59.600 That's terrible. 0.99

00:04:00.580 I can't be the only one.

00:04:02.020 I can't, bro.

00:04:02.880 Just,

00:04:03.860 yo,

00:04:04.620 is your Chef Katie listening?

00:04:05.540 She doesn't watch these, right?

00:04:06.460 No. 1.00

00:04:06.920 Chef Katie does not make good tacos. 0.93

00:04:08.440 I'm just going to tell you. 0.91

00:04:09.260 Are you?

00:04:09.700 I'm so sorry.

00:04:10.400 Chef Katie, I love you.

00:04:11.300 Yo,

00:04:11.920 it's because the tortillas are gluten-free

00:04:14.040 because I'm gluten-free,

00:04:15.320 but like,

00:04:15.800 bro, I can't. 1.00

00:04:16.860 Fuck, she's going to kill me. 1.00

00:04:18.020 Yeah, but like, 1.00

00:04:18.500 even today when we talked about this party. 1.00

00:04:20.620 She's going to quit. 1.00

00:04:21.900 What? 1.00

00:04:22.080 Even today when we talked about this party

00:04:23.140 that we're doing Sunday,

00:04:23.980 do you want to?

00:04:24.460 Well, it's Hawaiian themed

00:04:25.460 And Mike's like, yo, did we make the right call? 0.97

00:04:28.120 Maybe it should have been Mexican-themed.

00:04:29.540 And we all just kind of scoffed at him.

00:04:31.040 He's like, yeah, but tacos.

00:04:32.220 And I'm like, bro, I don't even like tacos.

00:04:34.180 I mean, think about it, dude.

00:04:35.000 What if we had a mariachi man? 0.99

00:04:36.020 No, I'm a fucking, bro, I'm a white dude from Ohio. 0.99

00:04:38.220 Like, yin and yang. 0.99

00:04:39.720 It just doesn't matter, though.

00:04:40.680 Tacos have infiltrated Canada at this point. 1.00

00:04:42.660 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:04:43.260 They're into green. 1.00

00:04:44.080 Oh, my God.

00:04:46.580 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:04:47.800 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:04:48.960 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:04:50.100 So here we go.

00:04:50.740 The laptop, we had a chocolate milk spill.

00:04:52.140 Now, roll this.

00:04:52.720 Roll this, Spencer.

00:04:53.560 Imagine this for a second.

00:04:54.380 man who doesn't like tacos 0.99

00:04:56.640 spills shit all over 0.99

00:04:58.620 the impulsive podcast. Ruins his 1.00

00:05:00.520 MacBook. Is this guy? And why

00:05:02.520 are we friends with him? I don't know, dude.

00:05:04.540 It's a warning sign for me. It's a warning

00:05:06.540 sign. You know who else doesn't like tacos?

00:05:08.580 Hitler. And another 0.94

00:05:10.380 person I found out today. I went on Wikipedia

00:05:12.380 most famous taco dislikers

00:05:14.740 Joseph Stalin, number 0.53

00:05:16.420 three, Mao Zedong.

00:05:19.680 Massive

00:05:20.200 taco disliker had never liked tacos.

00:05:22.540 They ran campaigns on the civilization promoting anti-tacos.

00:05:27.460 Speaking of anti-tacos, yeah, we get it.

00:05:29.680 Please comment below if you like tacos.

00:05:31.080 I spilled my coffee.

00:05:32.040 I'm a disaster.

00:05:32.580 Wait, can I please get the nap?

00:05:33.720 Oh, okay, great.

00:05:34.720 Yo, we've been watching Chernobyl.

00:05:36.820 If you watched the last podcast, which is great.

00:05:38.980 We talked about it a little bit.

00:05:40.060 And Spencer asked a good question yesterday.

00:05:42.500 If we lived in Chernobyl or whatever the city was. 0.80

00:05:48.740 Prepia.

00:05:49.360 Prepia.

00:05:50.160 Priyanka Chopra. 0.89

00:05:50.900 if we lived there 0.72

00:05:52.460 and it was

00:05:54.720 the radiation happened

00:05:55.680 what would we do

00:05:56.600 as boys like now

00:05:57.540 if we right now

00:05:58.360 we're placed there

00:05:59.040 and my answer was

00:06:00.380 personally I would go

00:06:01.640 into the radiation

00:06:02.620 into the core

00:06:03.300 and attempt to grow

00:06:04.240 a third arm

00:06:05.040 out of my chest

00:06:05.980 so it can just 0.98

00:06:07.220 jerk me off

00:06:07.920 in case of emergency

00:06:08.880 I would actually bring

00:06:10.740 a constantly ready

00:06:11.820 just

00:06:12.060 I would go in there

00:06:13.300 carrying Logan

00:06:14.120 and hope that he mutates

00:06:15.460 into someone that likes tacos

00:06:16.460 so I could actually

00:06:17.380 become friends with him again

00:06:18.400 because at this point 0.98

00:06:19.280 I've lost all fucking hope 0.98

00:06:20.260 right 0.99

00:06:20.560 On the note of Chernobyl, what a show.

00:06:23.800 Episode two had a massive cliffhanger.

00:06:26.160 We are just incredible.

00:06:27.240 We're really, it's incredible.

00:06:28.680 It's incredible.

00:06:29.600 Hey, Mike.

00:06:30.180 What do we got?

00:06:30.800 Big things have been happening for you, man.

00:06:32.680 Oh.

00:06:33.260 You got a DM.

00:06:34.300 You got a DM from a pretty big account, pretty notable yesterday.

00:06:37.240 Oh, no.

00:06:37.420 I don't want to do this.

00:06:38.540 I don't want to do this.

00:06:39.540 He doesn't want to do it because COVID's over.

00:06:41.060 I'll tell you why.

00:06:41.760 I'll tell you why.

00:06:42.300 Mike's reaching the end of his life.

00:06:43.820 I'll tell you why.

00:06:44.800 It's just an omen. 1.00

00:06:45.680 Because what if I really do need to work with, all right, fuck it. 1.00

00:06:48.280 Let's keep it generic, okay? 0.99

00:06:49.860 Mike got a DM from Coco Loco Bright White Smile

00:06:53.580 When Mavericks die 0.92

00:06:55.220 When they're done working here in the household 0.99

00:06:56.680 The first ad they do is your Coco Loco

00:06:59.320 Bright White Smile

00:07:00.220 And then the next, laser hair removal 0.99

00:07:02.500 By the way, the products don't fucking work 0.95

00:07:04.040 You're gonna get that quick rack 0.96

00:07:06.280 Just so you know, that was not the brand

00:07:07.880 I'm happy you used that one

00:07:09.140 That said, I am scared now

00:07:12.720 Because it was almost like

00:07:14.340 Seeing Samara from The Ring

00:07:16.480 Or that video

00:07:18.120 When you see the video, you're dead

00:07:19.360 like you got seven days like i saw this this dm come in with like hey we'd love you to wear our 0.98

00:07:23.860 whitening strips on your instagram story and i was like i'm fired in the next fucking seven days 0.96

00:07:27.940 this shit's over dude i'm gonna be doing whitening ads on instagram stories for a living everyone 0.98

00:07:32.940 everyone that has passed through this camp about a month or two after they're done here ends up 0.99

00:07:38.500 doing the coco loco bright white smile broke as fuck follower count dropping but damn they have 0.99

00:07:43.380 white teeth sort of not even true though like i said the products don't work dude i saw a laser 0.99

00:07:47.560 hair removal. I knew I was done. You want to bring a guest

00:07:49.580 on? What do you think? Yeah, of course, bro.

00:07:51.500 Yo, 0.97

00:07:51.840 I'm fucking excited for this one. 0.93

00:07:55.200 This is awesome. She is hands down the most 1.00

00:07:57.480 beautiful person in the UFC, right ahead of

00:07:59.540 Brock Lesnar. She's got eight wins

00:08:01.200 of Dancing with the Stars finalist,

00:08:03.540 was just featured in Sports Illustrated

00:08:06.580 Swimsuit Edition 2019.

00:08:08.120 She's a best-selling author.

00:08:09.480 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Paige Van Zandt.

00:08:12.760 Wow.

00:08:14.900 I'm sweating.

00:08:16.700 Oh my God.

00:08:17.560 I'm sweating, Paige.

00:08:18.780 I can't believe you're here.

00:08:19.960 I'm really sad Brock Lesnar beats me in the whole department.

00:08:22.040 No, no, no.

00:08:22.520 You're right ahead of him.

00:08:23.840 He's right behind you. 1.00

00:08:24.580 He's just a fucking hunk, if I'm being honest. 1.00

00:08:27.760 Brock, hey. 1.00

00:08:29.280 Wow, I'm excited, Paige.

00:08:30.900 Me too.

00:08:31.440 Thanks.

00:08:31.800 This is a fun one.

00:08:33.220 It really is.

00:08:34.060 We kind of just talk about whatever. 0.99

00:08:35.260 And if you ever want to shut me or Mike down or beat our ass, feel free to do so. 0.98

00:08:39.160 That actually seems like a really fun thing to do. 0.99

00:08:42.600 Yeah, no.

00:08:43.020 Well, look, I have a highlight tape of you here.

00:08:45.580 We're just pretty much ending everyone's life.

00:08:48.320 Of course, no music because of copyright. 0.99

00:08:50.480 But yeah, just kicking people in the face.

00:08:54.780 Let's do the sound effects. 1.00

00:08:55.660 Then punching them in the face repeatedly. 0.93

00:08:58.260 And then now the screen's black. 0.95

00:09:00.280 And you just broke the cameras over. 0.99

00:09:03.480 Look, the point is, the point is you kick ass, Paige. 0.99

00:09:05.800 Yep. 0.99

00:09:06.100 But you're also beautiful.

00:09:07.440 Thank you.

00:09:07.880 What an odd combination.

00:09:10.880 Is it?

00:09:11.380 I mean, historically, yeah. 1.00

00:09:15.060 how many pretty girls 0.99

00:09:15.960 that you like

00:09:16.800 how many insta models

00:09:17.660 that come over 1.00

00:09:18.700 are beating your ass 1.00

00:09:19.760 or beating ass in general 1.00

00:09:20.900 unless like I want them to 0.99

00:09:22.140 it's like a

00:09:22.560 like a sexual thing

00:09:23.540 okay

00:09:24.100 but not very many

00:09:25.300 not very many

00:09:26.020 no I feel you

00:09:27.320 oh this was

00:09:28.300 Dancing with the Stars

00:09:29.000 hey

00:09:29.540 you guys got all the good stuff

00:09:31.000 thank you

00:09:31.500 oh wow

00:09:31.780 look at that pixelization

00:09:32.960 when does YouTube

00:09:35.020 have pixels by the way

00:09:35.980 a little Austin Powers action

00:09:37.340 that was me too

00:09:38.280 awesome

00:09:38.880 today's just a horrible day

00:09:40.720 what's going on

00:09:41.100 I guess because I spilled the coffee

00:09:42.240 I'm sweating gross

00:09:43.320 the coffee just ended 0.99

00:09:44.420 I'm fucking sweating, bro. 0.97

00:09:46.460 I'm hot, dude. 0.98

00:09:47.540 I'm nervous.

00:09:48.500 Stress you guys out a little bit.

00:09:49.660 Well, it's just because like

00:09:50.480 at any moment

00:09:51.480 you could knock me out, dude.

00:09:53.540 I've seen your boxing, though.

00:09:55.320 You know what you're doing. 0.88

00:09:56.540 You ain't goddamn right, dude. 0.95

00:09:59.340 What did you think about Logan 0.91

00:10:00.820 getting into fighting?

00:10:03.600 I mean, do you even know about it?

00:10:04.980 You're like kind of like way up.

00:10:06.440 A-list.

00:10:07.100 No, I've heard you did.

00:10:08.860 You boxed somebody.

00:10:09.900 It went great.

00:10:11.060 Not really, though.

00:10:12.040 You were at high school state wrestling.

00:10:14.420 champ yeah i know all right who briefed you which one of these guys don't brief you

00:10:18.180 all right his name is logan husband husband yeah my husband was a national champ so but yours is

00:10:25.520 cool too no no this dude walks in this dude walks in it's got cauliflower here i'm like oh no oh no

00:10:30.700 i don't know what type of guy this is wait so okay when y'all meet um i don't know uh like two years

00:10:38.980 ago oh really yeah we're new we got married like right away you got married quick yeah you ever

00:10:43.420 worry it's too quick no oh gosh i tried to make him i tried him well he might i don't know well

00:10:48.940 he you fight are you just a wrestler so he's a fighter too he fights for bellator oh you fight

00:10:53.180 for bellator oh what does a fight look like between you two like just out of curiosity

00:10:57.780 when you when you argue what happens it gets pretty violent no no he lets me win pretty much

00:11:03.260 all the time has it ever has it ever gotten physical no we do not some support domestic

00:11:07.640 violence at all nice i'm not uh but yes no he has punched me in the face at the gym oh

00:11:15.340 wait but not like in the ring not in like the locker room or something no no we were on the

00:11:20.640 mass we were training together and then i taught him this like really cool like a um question mark

00:11:25.680 kick if you know what that is uh you like fake low and you go high and he did it like perfectly

00:11:30.240 and like dropped his foot on my face and i had a black eye and wow yeah we were training together

00:11:36.280 teammates it's were you like proud of him or were you pissed no i was really proud like once i woke

00:11:40.600 up i was really proud once you woke up in the hospital he knocked you out he dropped me i was

00:11:46.120 yes when you're did you feel bad of course he that was the closest of course you felt bad

00:11:51.440 hey i knocked your daughter out today but it wasn't domestic violence but i want to make it

00:11:57.900 very clear i'm not talking about domestic violence i'm like a like yeah maybe he came home a little

00:12:02.120 too late one night or something happened and you're like okay like a ref comes over you're

00:12:06.260 like let's settle this how we do it because we're fighters no i think because we are professional

00:12:10.340 fighters all of our anger gets out in the gym and uh most fighters in person are really personable

00:12:15.720 and it's like we know that is true everyone's so nice i don't think i've met one fighter i feel

00:12:20.740 like brock lesnar would indeed be like this where you meet him and he just wants to kill you is he

00:12:24.360 not like he looks like he could eat a few people yeah yeah i think he already has when you when

00:12:29.800 you guys fight like do you ever worry or like even on a good day do you ever worry you're just

00:12:34.220 gonna or like do you ever worry you're just gonna catch a drop kick for like some picture you liked 0.99

00:12:38.020 on instagram like she's like i saw you like that fucking o's photo and just fucking 0.99

00:12:42.380 on the way over here oh exposed she's like what happened who like who like you i saw you like 0.98

00:12:51.460 She said, hey, we're taking a left coming up here.

00:12:56.220 And I said, are you sure it's a left or a right?

00:12:58.420 Oh, are you out of your mind?

00:13:01.040 Are you?

00:13:01.360 You take that left and just do another three lefts afterwards, if anything.

00:13:05.040 Just take the left.

00:13:06.160 I haven't fought in a while because I have to have surgery on my arm soon.

00:13:08.540 I heard about this.

00:13:09.200 Let's talk about this.

00:13:09.420 I have a lot of built up energy.

00:13:12.100 I can imagine.

00:13:13.640 So what happened with your arm?

00:13:15.100 Am I looking at it?

00:13:15.840 Okay, so this one's my clean arm.

00:13:17.320 Beautiful, right?

00:13:17.820 Okay, yeah, it's great.

00:13:18.320 This one with a big hump on it.

00:13:19.780 Whoa!

00:13:20.180 I do have to have surgery again

00:13:25.260 in a week from today

00:13:26.680 I go get this one

00:13:28.480 it's nasty right

00:13:31.400 it's like a class 4 hematoma

00:13:33.220 global

00:13:34.120 it's called a hyper

00:13:36.420 something non-union

00:13:38.560 hyper non-union

00:13:39.880 it's the bone protruding out

00:13:43.520 that's your bone

00:13:45.160 sticking out of your arm

00:13:46.060 did you shoot the sports illustrated

00:13:49.660 swimsuit photos with

00:13:51.660 your broken arm? Yes, I did have a broken arm in it.

00:13:53.340 Absolutely incredible. This is my favorite podcast ever.

00:13:55.300 In the pictures, you can actually see, like, in my

00:13:57.540 sports collection, like, if you see the ones where you see my

00:13:59.540 arm, you can see, like, a... Oh, you're hiding your arm

00:14:01.540 in this one? Oh, maybe they photoshopped it.

00:14:03.720 They did good. They did good.

00:14:05.520 Oh, wait, that's my left hand. Just kidding. This one?

00:14:07.600 Oh, yeah, you can see it. There it is.

00:14:09.600 There it is. Damn. 1.00

00:14:11.660 Whoa. Which I'm 0.99

00:14:13.560 sure that's what people are going to zoom in on. I was going to say

00:14:15.500 that. Don't get me wrong.

00:14:17.120 How many guys do you think were like, wow, look at that

00:14:19.400 right arm hemoglobin yo this is crazy that i want to stick to the arm for a second how we can leave

00:14:27.220 that up there okay oh that's great all right okay um how how much does it hurt you when you get an

00:14:33.820 injury of that significance because i read you weren't gonna be able to fight for like what two

00:14:37.880 months or well no the therapy is gonna be at least three months and then i'm planning to fight at the

00:14:42.400 end of the year but this is my third surgery on this arm oh so it's been like one thing after

00:14:47.280 another i uh same spot or different spot i broke in a completely different spot so my how i heard

00:14:52.260 it the first time i did a spinning back fist in a fight and i broke my own arm on her forehead 0.94

00:14:57.300 oh no if it would have been like four inches lower i could have just brutally knocked her out 1.00

00:15:01.680 but is that was it like the anderson silva like leg hanging off the shin type it was pretty nasty 1.00

00:15:06.640 if you could like if there was sound to it you can hear my arm just crack against her forehead 0.78

00:15:11.680 it was absolutely nasty and then i that was in the second round i fought the whole rest of the

00:15:16.220 fight actually won the third round with one arm uh do when you heard that crack like do you ever 0.57

00:15:22.200 have a moment of like what the fuck am I doing that's what I was thinking well I mean at first

00:15:27.800 I like heard it happen and I like you know because like your adrenaline takes over I like didn't know 0.93

00:15:33.080 that it was my arm I was like awesome I like I like rushed in to try to like finish the fight

00:15:37.620 and then I was like wait a second my arm this doesn't feel right yeah so then I had to have

00:15:42.840 surgery twice to fix it that time and then i won my fight and just just in january i just fought

00:15:47.520 and i won come back i was on like this hot streak i uh sparred and broke my arm sparring how do you

00:15:54.560 keep how do you keep going when you get like a serious injury how do you keep going and improve

00:16:00.780 and like hop back hop back are you talking about in the moment because i was wondering like literally

00:16:04.960 in a fight yeah when you break your arm like how do you keep going that's a great question a lot of

00:16:10.200 people tap out i don't know i just i'm really stubborn and i have a lot i i was like that i'm

00:16:15.100 winning this fight like i have to win this did you win that fight no because i broke my arm in it

00:16:19.820 but yeah but i uh was trying my hardest is that a disqualifier if you if you break your arm no

00:16:27.220 you lose but like if you if you tap out like you're yeah but like can you continue fighting

00:16:32.200 with a broken arm they stopped they stopped anderson silva's fight though because his foot

00:16:35.720 was hanging off i mean you couldn't really tell mine was broken like i went to my corners and

00:16:40.140 this is awful my husband was cornering me too and I was like hey guys my arm's broken and I like

00:16:44.380 dead face I'm trying not to show like pain or emotion to my opponent I'm like hey my arm's

00:16:48.520 broken I can't throw it and they're like yeah okay whatever like you guys I like they thought

00:16:53.220 I was just hurt and I was like no my arm is broken as a as a like a protector um I'm I'm wondering

00:17:00.780 how much I'd be okay with like my wife like getting hit even if she does want to you know

00:17:07.740 like you want to it's your passion but i mean is that something is there a hump for you to get over

00:17:13.540 when you see her getting hit or beat up or breaking her arm it's like i'm 10 times more

00:17:20.080 nervous for her to fight right but on the flip side too like when i see her win i'm more excited

00:17:27.200 okay so even for myself everything's just amplified when it's when it's her okay

00:17:33.400 yeah that was his first fight he would ever like when as us as a couple that was the first fight

00:17:40.480 of mine that he ever went to or experienced or was a part of was the broken arm fight was him

00:17:45.000 cornering me and me breaking my arm in the fight yeah by the way this is this is what i was talking

00:17:48.800 about when you guys settle arguments that's it yeah like right each other's face we're really

00:17:53.320 cute on the flip side of that question how how is fighting redefining those traditional roles of a

00:18:00.580 woman in society from your perspective nice spencer i think so i think so yeah it's okay so i'm all

00:18:07.100 about like women like building up women and like women empowerment and positivity but i'm also like

00:18:12.700 i've never felt like i was on a disadvantage for being a woman that's great it's like you guys need

00:18:16.700 to just step up and be the best i'm not trying to be the best woman in the room i'm gonna be the

00:18:20.800 best person in the room and i think that's the mindset that needs to change that's awesome i

00:18:24.840 remember i've been following ufc for ever now it's ever since i was like a young lad in ohio

00:18:29.860 and I remember when they

00:18:31.240 first started having females fight

00:18:33.040 and very quickly 0.97

00:18:34.460 they became more exciting

00:18:35.740 than the males

00:18:36.580 oh way more exciting 1.00

00:18:37.520 yo these girls go at it 1.00

00:18:39.480 yeah 1.00

00:18:39.740 I'm terrified of some of them

00:18:41.600 yeah well 1.00

00:18:42.360 I think women have like the 0.98

00:18:44.100 one it's like maternal for us 1.00

00:18:45.760 like it's in our body

00:18:46.460 to be like fierce

00:18:47.120 and fight back

00:18:47.720 and then there's

00:18:48.240 we go into fights emotionally

00:18:50.220 like men can go into it

00:18:51.540 completely strategically

00:18:52.500 and I can have like

00:18:53.740 the strategy behind what I do

00:18:55.160 but it's always

00:18:55.820 it's an emotional war for me

00:18:57.120 so it's like you go out there

00:18:58.200 and you like

00:18:58.660 you want to win for your pride

00:18:59.780 and for yourself does it ever have anything to do with the opponent like i want to i want to wreck

00:19:04.200 this person because i don't like that i mean anytime especially i feel like it's in a sport

00:19:09.300 i mean it's not a team versus a team it's an individual versus an individual and you have

00:19:13.640 to understand that there's someone across the entire world training to beat you and potentially

00:19:17.420 try to like you know kill you it's like you're being locked in the cage punching each other in

00:19:21.640 the face so uh there's always emotion behind it and then afterwards you always see like any

00:19:26.100 professional fighter 99% of them you always hug at the end of it because you respect that person's

00:19:30.920 dedication and the work and the thought that you just you can't create something like that with

00:19:35.100 another person yeah except for fighting I often ask myself because I love the hug at the end right

00:19:40.820 two fighters beef beef and then they hug at the end they dab each other up yo I respect you

00:19:44.940 but I often wonder if I like that more or just like the continued beef like when McGregor and

00:19:50.020 Khabib like had that fight I know it was horrible and it made the UFC look bad but that was like

00:19:54.760 one of the most

00:19:55.860 exciting things

00:19:56.440 I've ever seen

00:19:57.100 in UFC history

00:19:58.260 kept people activated

00:19:59.020 yeah

00:19:59.380 have you ever had a draw

00:20:00.700 what do you think

00:20:01.660 no I haven't

00:20:02.440 what do you think

00:20:02.800 that feels like

00:20:03.580 for someone to have a draw

00:20:04.560 oh it's to be awful

00:20:05.200 it's gotta be

00:20:05.720 one of the most

00:20:06.540 anti-climatic

00:20:07.120 like at what point

00:20:08.060 do you just give up

00:20:09.080 fighting or even

00:20:10.260 just doing anything

00:20:11.000 after that

00:20:11.520 do you just stop

00:20:11.880 I think you just

00:20:12.800 no matter what

00:20:13.540 there should be

00:20:13.940 immediate another fight

00:20:15.120 yeah

00:20:15.940 you should immediately

00:20:16.640 have to fight again

00:20:17.240 listen I

00:20:17.820 we get it

00:20:18.700 I had a draw

00:20:19.240 I'm so sorry

00:20:21.700 I was the one

00:20:22.260 with the draw

00:20:22.760 I'm really sorry

00:20:24.560 I didn't know that.

00:20:26.400 What if she was like, 1.00

00:20:27.220 immediately that person should be disqualified from the sport. 1.00

00:20:30.240 And kicked off YouTube.

00:20:31.540 At least he monitors.

00:20:32.300 I always wonder,

00:20:33.480 if I would have lost,

00:20:35.560 maybe it would have been better.

00:20:37.200 I saw.

00:20:38.440 No.

00:20:39.180 No.

00:20:39.580 Draw wasn't for the storyline.

00:20:40.960 No, loss works.

00:20:42.200 Loss is worse.

00:20:43.300 Loss is bad.

00:20:44.180 100%.

00:20:44.580 You lose.

00:20:45.560 What do you think about the Anthony Joshua loss?

00:20:47.940 Do you watch it?

00:20:48.280 Do you watch boxing?

00:20:49.060 I do not watch boxing.

00:20:50.440 Whoa, really?

00:20:51.360 I'm going to be totally honest.

00:20:52.120 But no,

00:20:52.740 I think the biggest thing that was highlighted

00:20:54.440 it is uh because who was who was his name was uh ruiz andy ruiz yeah he's the one who won it yeah

00:21:00.400 so he just isn't the most famous fighter so well he just doesn't look that was what i like yeah

00:21:06.240 he's also yeah it's not that he's not the most famous he's more so not the most in shape and so

00:21:11.280 it was a big like and it's got some layers of meat man first and it was the second time

00:21:16.300 in very recent history that a large man be a really fit man i mean but you have to go i mean

00:21:22.520 And if you look at, for me, I compared to MMA, like look at Daniel Cormier.

00:21:26.600 He doesn't look like an Olympic level wrestler, but he is.

00:21:29.960 I think he's one of the best fighters in the league.

00:21:32.400 Of all time.

00:21:32.980 Like literally, he is so great.

00:21:34.700 I've been watching him for a while.

00:21:35.720 And every time, people who come over that don't watch MMA are like, yo, who is this guy?

00:21:41.000 I'm like, no, no, no. 0.98

00:21:42.760 DC is going to kill these people. 0.98

00:21:44.400 But look, I saw this photo. 1.00

00:21:45.600 This went kind of viral.

00:21:46.620 2012 Joshua versus 2012 Ruiz.

00:21:48.900 This is Joshua at the Olympics. 0.99

00:21:50.140 this is andy ruiz taking a bathroom selfie saying me chilling after i took a shit ha ha 0.98

00:21:54.700 crazy there's hope for everyone literally like you you can become whatever you want 0.95

00:21:59.760 this was seven years ago not in not in not just body positivity but also just like

00:22:05.260 meant like mental positivity like imagine like going from something like that to a few years 0.81

00:22:11.240 later being the fucking champion like yeah i said it in a video uh the other day just a few positive 0.87

00:22:17.880 changes small positive changes even can make the biggest waves in your life and turn you into 0.99

00:22:22.720 something that you know you never thought you'd be what had to happen for him to even get that

00:22:27.400 fight like somebody got disqualified yeah he was a substitute he was a replacement like that never 0.99

00:22:32.060 happens yeah it's wild damn he's got fast hands though like mad respect he's quick as fuck 0.99

00:22:38.660 ambro uh i heard the fighting mexicans is like these they're ruthless they're ruthless mcgregor 0.99

00:22:45.360 made a tweet about it and it was like nate diaz's bloody face he's like oh the mexican blood is 0.89

00:22:49.420 they're tough it's that they don't they won't stop fighting they have so much heart yeah well

00:22:54.220 that's what they were saying i know when the cage locks yep the door shuts cage locks what are you

00:22:59.000 thinking that's that's a that's a moment so i get asked about nerves a lot too it's like in that

00:23:02.680 same arena uh extremely nervous for fighting every time i fight i'm extremely nervous and no matter

00:23:07.680 how much i've prepared no matter who i'm fighting whether i feel like i'm gonna destroy them or

00:23:11.860 whether i think that they have the edge uh nervous every time until the first punches until

00:23:16.600 you're hit in the face the first time that's when everything calms down like i i feel extremely

00:23:21.100 nervous i get hit once i'm like all right game time i know what i'm doing i've been here before

00:23:25.000 uh takes yeah one punch and then you i mean you see it a lot of people will like you'll see the

00:23:30.080 nerves when they walk out and then they start getting into a rhythm the further the fight goes

00:23:33.160 uh that's pretty much what it takes you ever worried about damaging your face i could ask

00:23:39.080 or brain brain yes my face actually i heard statistically people who have scars on their

00:23:45.340 face are more attractive scars are cool wait that's awesome i've been boxing i've been sparring

00:23:49.620 these past couple days and i got i got like a bunch of what the heck is going on on my body

00:23:54.500 or are you sparring with a freaking hyena we got a we got a pool party coming up sunday i'm like 0.94

00:23:58.500 yeah these are gonna look fucking fire bro girls gonna be like what happened i don't know i boxed 0.97

00:24:02.380 also keep also keep in mind those are you went home without a band-aid those aren't scars they're 0.99

00:24:07.020 little scratch well look at this one that's my nipple still nothing yeah okay just i thought

00:24:13.780 there was one there i mean we could get you one page could get you one very easily you want a scar 0.95

00:24:18.740 look at that okay that's there's some meat there andre's packing bigger than that or not i fell

00:24:23.880 off a skateboard motorized skateboard can we somehow show what happened i want to i'm gonna

00:24:27.360 show page i'm the cameraman all right oh it's wrapped logan it's wrapped it's wrapped right

00:24:33.440 Oh, this is bad, dude.

00:24:35.600 What happened to you?

00:24:35.880 This is brutal.

00:24:36.620 Oh, boy.

00:24:38.160 Oh.

00:24:39.920 Oh, no.

00:24:44.240 Oh, no.

00:24:45.600 Let me see.

00:24:46.760 I mean, it's. 0.68

00:24:47.480 You're a road rash.

00:24:48.100 Look, look at the top.

00:24:48.920 Yeah.

00:24:49.140 Okay.

00:24:49.600 Did you fall off a skateboard?

00:24:50.940 Yes.

00:24:51.460 Okay.

00:24:53.580 Yet still cameraing.

00:24:55.160 Impulsive.

00:24:55.320 Okay, we should pull up my face after I fought Rose.

00:24:58.360 Let's pull it up.

00:24:58.940 Let's go.

00:24:59.540 That's a good one.

00:25:00.500 Oh, boy.

00:25:00.820 Pull it up.

00:25:01.360 Okay.

00:25:01.620 just type page van zandt bloody face okay page van zandt bloody face bloody that is when i got

00:25:08.060 cut open on my cheek oh no no no no i don't like it that's a good one oh my god wait and is that

00:25:17.820 and what do you have cut over my eye yeah i see that's such a deep cut oh yeah blood everywhere

00:25:22.560 i don't want to get everywhere we were all slippery and that happened in the first round

00:25:26.260 is a five-round fight.

00:25:28.020 I've always wondered

00:25:29.080 how is it that they allow...

00:25:31.260 Do you have to get

00:25:31.740 blood work done

00:25:33.080 to make sure...

00:25:34.360 You have so much blood work done

00:25:35.400 before every single fight.

00:25:36.580 So it's okay.

00:25:38.040 This could be the cover

00:25:38.800 of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

00:25:40.000 I'm not even kidding.

00:25:40.560 Wow, that's cute.

00:25:41.400 What's your favorite

00:25:41.920 bodily substance

00:25:42.820 to have on you

00:25:44.520 when you're fighting?

00:25:46.820 That's not a loaded question.

00:25:48.080 I'm saying there's sweat.

00:25:49.840 There's spit

00:25:50.440 that flies out of people's mouths.

00:25:51.980 Some people poop.

00:25:52.540 There's blood.

00:25:53.280 Blood's cool.

00:25:53.840 I'm cool with blood.

00:25:54.620 I know it sounded bad,

00:25:55.920 When I'm sweating and I'm up against a dude

00:25:59.020 I'm like oh this is go time

00:26:00.640 When blood comes out

00:26:01.920 Unleash the beast

00:26:04.080 When I make someone else bleed

00:26:06.000 I love making someone else bleed

00:26:08.300 Because then it's like you oppose your will on them

00:26:10.600 But to his point

00:26:11.600 Tasting or like any of your own blood 1.00

00:26:14.200 In your mouth like any of that shit 1.00

00:26:15.840 Makes you go fucking 1.00

00:26:16.920 Anytime I have blood pouring somewhere 1.00

00:26:19.420 It just puts you in a hole

00:26:20.300 You're like yo I'm at risk here I gotta do something 0.64

00:26:22.580 Oh this girl did that?

00:26:24.500 Yeah

00:26:24.720 she's she's going kind of viral huh session yeah she's doing really good who's the who's

00:26:30.240 the flyweight yeah uh this was at strawweight i'm a flyweight now okay this is a weight class

00:26:34.500 who has the belt right now uh at which one which division there was actually two switch

00:26:39.580 turnovers for real flyweight flyweight right uh flyweight would be uh shevchenko okay okay

00:26:46.520 when you when you watch these people fight um is there something inside of you uh i mean

00:26:52.100 do you watch him fight because i saw tj dillashaw yeah say that he actually doesn't enjoy watching

00:26:58.180 people fight because he gets anxiety he's like am i training hard enough oh 100 i mean anytime

00:27:03.640 you see a competitor doing something excessive or competing you wonder if you're doing enough

00:27:09.040 or if they're better than you or if they're training more or watching fights i mean it

00:27:12.620 just gets you up to fight is there is there anything that what's the remedy to that is

00:27:19.240 when you see someone when you see your opponent and it's saturday night you guys are on a date

00:27:22.920 and you see your opponent in the gym on saturday night have you ever is there oh you get pissed

00:27:26.980 well because i'm i'm going through it right now like you know i see a video case i'm like oh am 0.87

00:27:30.760 i doing enough whatever and now i'm fucking training every day and it's great but i'll i'll 0.55

00:27:35.660 i don't know it gives me a little anxiety maybe thinking am i doing enough isn't that a great 0.83

00:27:40.520 way to learn though like if you're if you're watching not learn but like learn about your

00:27:44.280 competition you're watching someone that's you know say they're throwing a really good jab and

00:27:47.780 you're like damn i gotta work on my jab like it isn't it nice to just report that back to your

00:27:51.920 coach and be like yo are we doing enough here here here and then look for room to improve 0.97

00:27:55.140 definitely but i think for me it's i just have trust in my coaches when it comes to like making

00:27:59.860 fights and stuff i'll have like my manager be like oh these are the people that are potential

00:28:03.560 for you to fight and then i just relay it to my coaches they pick who i'm gonna find i'm like all

00:28:07.360 right cool that's it we tell them yep this is the next opponent and so it's more on of course i know

00:28:11.740 what i'm good at but my coaches and teammates know better than i do gotcha i gotta ask what

00:28:16.700 why did you start fighting why what was it where did the desire come from okay so i grew up in a

00:28:22.080 small town in oregon uh i was actually a dancer competitively in a cheerleader so i was a cheerleader

00:28:27.720 my freshman year of high school uh cheerleaders are really mean i was extremely bullied so i moved

00:28:33.520 to nevada and i was like you know i i don't want to do that anymore and my dad actually was like

00:28:38.260 hey do you want to go like try an mma class with me and i was like yeah sure uh i tried it and i

00:28:42.680 instantly fell in love I was 15 I ended up being like really good at it I got into boxing first

00:28:47.900 you were an athlete yeah I mean I was competitive dancer when I was yeah like 10 so um I was

00:28:54.020 actually pursuing an industry into like the dance professional dance world uh and then ended up I

00:28:59.380 was actually dancing for the blazers for a little while so uh no and then we moved and I was like

00:29:03.800 all right I need to do something else and started fighting I picked it up really quickly uh by the

00:29:08.000 time I was 18 I had my first amateur fight uh I had only had one amateur fight and I went

00:29:12.600 straight pro and my career took off wow and pops was cool with all of it like oh he loved it oh he

00:29:18.000 was like finally something i can actually like support damn that's kind of supporting cheerleading

00:29:22.160 he was supportive but it was like he didn't want to go it wasn't something he was passionate about 0.70

00:29:27.200 my dad was a wrestler too so okay he was a high school wrestler i wrestled in college for a little

00:29:31.080 while and did you ever want to fight one of the other dancers and that's what like really sparked

00:29:35.260 it yes did you fight with them and you're like damn i got a punch i have never been in a fight

00:29:40.260 outside of the cage ever still to this day right now to this day no me either i really want to i 0.92

00:29:46.620 really want to no you don't no you don't don't speak that no i'm speaking a new existence can

00:29:50.920 we make that happen the only thing the only thing that's cool about i don't know how to phrase this

00:29:54.700 the only thing that's cool about fight because i've been in endless fights the only thing that's

00:29:57.400 cool about fighting outside of a sanctioned is that there is no rules like that is i know that

00:30:02.580 sounds that's also the worst part about it it is but assuming that the person is relatively fair

00:30:07.660 like headbutts

00:30:09.400 like all that

00:30:09.860 like that's legal

00:30:10.980 in UFC

00:30:11.400 but like

00:30:12.220 it can

00:30:12.560 it gets fun

00:30:13.500 yeah

00:30:13.980 we actually can't

00:30:15.260 headbutt each other

00:30:15.920 oh you can't

00:30:16.700 no

00:30:16.920 you do that in the streets

00:30:18.360 but you know

00:30:18.960 like if you were

00:30:19.540 say in a street fight

00:30:20.200 I know if I go 0.66

00:30:20.780 punch somebody 0.99

00:30:21.140 on the street 0.94

00:30:21.420 I'm probably

00:30:21.740 going to break my hand

00:30:22.600 yeah

00:30:23.120 like 90% of the time

00:30:24.480 you break your hand

00:30:25.380 I heard that

00:30:26.420 I heard that

00:30:27.080 yo I might

00:30:28.180 if I ever get

00:30:28.680 in a street fight

00:30:29.160 I don't think

00:30:29.840 I'm going to punch

00:30:30.340 I think I'm going 1.00

00:30:30.700 to do slaps

00:30:31.440 because I knocked 0.91

00:30:32.940 a dude out 0.74

00:30:33.360 slapping him

00:30:33.960 I saw that 1.00

00:30:34.480 yeah so you don't

00:30:35.180 have to

00:30:35.440 you don't have to

00:30:37.020 worry about maybe breaking your hand as much as you would by the way i just want to say this is 0.56

00:30:41.520 by far his worst the worst technical difficulty host performance i'm asking disgusting questions 0.84

00:30:49.840 that it sounded bad i know it's still weighing heavy on my mind i'm so fucking sorry it's okay 0.91

00:30:54.260 the laptop is dying uh i've spilled coffee there's usually no no no no come on come back come back 0.89

00:31:01.300 Come back, come back, come back, come back.

00:31:02.420 That sign was so expensive, Logan, we can't change the sign.

00:31:06.660 This is not a guest host episode.

00:31:08.020 But yeah, but take a breather.

00:31:09.240 Take a breather if you want.

00:31:10.000 Just take a lap.

00:31:10.640 Take a lap.

00:31:11.120 Take a lap, walk it off.

00:31:11.880 Get a drink of water.

00:31:12.680 Just walk it off, all right?

00:31:14.120 So, wait, where do you live right now?

00:31:16.200 I live in Portland, Oregon.

00:31:17.820 Portland, Oregon.

00:31:18.680 Yes, and it's wonderful.

00:31:21.240 What is that?

00:31:21.960 You're having a lot of fun there?

00:31:23.200 Yeah, actually, I mean, I've lived all over the place.

00:31:24.880 I've moved for fighting.

00:31:26.780 Is he okay?

00:31:27.540 No, he's fine.

00:31:28.660 He's not feeling good, man.

00:31:29.740 He's upset.

00:31:30.860 I mean, we can do it.

00:31:31.980 No, he's good.

00:31:32.620 Literally, we can totally keep going.

00:31:34.580 Well, let's go to the book.

00:31:35.460 I want to go to the book.

00:31:36.200 So you wrote a book.

00:31:36.980 Yep.

00:31:38.440 Why did you write a book?

00:31:39.560 And it's out now?

00:31:40.940 It is out now.

00:31:41.620 Yeah, my book actually came out last year.

00:31:44.700 Thank you.

00:31:45.720 That was for you and Logan.

00:31:46.980 Welcome back to the show, Captain.

00:31:48.380 But also now for the book.

00:31:50.220 Thank you.

00:31:51.360 We're turning a new chapter.

00:31:52.900 Wow.

00:31:54.100 Good one.

00:31:54.960 We're on a new page.

00:31:55.600 So Rise, Surviving the Fight of My Life.

00:31:57.900 I have a huge question.

00:31:59.000 how long did it take you to write it oh my gosh like uh i guess the whole process of when i actually

00:32:04.760 decided to because i had been journaling my entire life so i always had these little pieces of work

00:32:09.300 to go off of okay uh it wasn't until i started the process of when i was like all right i'm

00:32:14.380 actually gonna make this a book i'm gonna like sell it i'm gonna do the whole thing it took me

00:32:18.760 like two years to put together work with working with different like first of course i'm not a 0.61

00:32:23.120 writer so it's like then i have to get it to an editor and they have to be like oh this sucks and

00:32:26.540 then you have to like go through and redo the entire process and go a different direction uh

00:32:31.360 so the whole process took about two years from you know when i like submitted my first piece of work

00:32:36.180 and uh i think it was just time i mean especially there's like the me too movement going on i felt

00:32:40.860 like it was the perfect moment for me to share my story especially coming from an extreme i went

00:32:45.040 through extreme bullying as a kid and i was gonna ask what you were uh bullied for oh my gosh

00:32:51.300 everything i and i think and i don't think necessarily someone has to have a reason to

00:32:54.900 people like they just become a target and i was just the target i made varsity cheerleading as a

00:32:58.720 freshman uh and from that moment on people just hated me so i thought it was time i've had a lot

00:33:05.040 of people reach out to me and tell me their stories and i was like you know what if these

00:33:09.200 people who have no idea who i am can tell me their entire life story and say like hey i look up to

00:33:13.280 you for it then i can share mine so mike's writing a book right now not to sidetrack that's why he's

00:33:18.000 asking i'm selfish semi-selfishly yeah i've been working on it for a long time i had a um i say

00:33:22.980 this and every time i say it i do it just for a little bit of context because i guess i had a

00:33:27.040 battle with drug addiction for a long time but people always comment another episode mike's 0.73

00:33:31.080 talking about i give it as a little tiny piece of fucking contact like anyways uh and like getting 0.82

00:33:38.700 off drugs or like doing anything like that the hardest thing i've had to deal with is writing 0.97

00:33:41.940 this fucking book it is so hard it's such a massive project and uh i liken it to molding a 0.99

00:33:48.720 statue of yourself out of clay the first run through you have this like really dumb looking 0.99

00:33:52.760 like blob of clay and then you start to like etch out eyes and a nose like on the next pass and then

00:33:57.040 an editor helps you get like some shape yeah how do you how do you kind of get past that feeling of

00:34:02.380 being overwhelmed yeah when you're coming up against a project um gosh i don't know i just

00:34:07.680 deal with it i mean i feel like it's just life you just always have obstacles and it was just a

00:34:11.040 little piece of i think it's almost it was a little bit easier because it's like i get to

00:34:13.920 talk about myself and i'm writing about myself and i'm sharing the pieces of my life that i think are

00:34:17.260 important and i think it was picked up kind of it was picked up like immediately because there's a

00:34:22.000 story that people needed to hear yeah that's that's got to be super helpful too because

00:34:26.060 so like early on in the process someone came in and kind of guided you a little bit right away

00:34:30.620 when i was like that's what i'm gonna i'm putting this out like this is this is my story and they're

00:34:35.260 like immediately picked up on it and wanted to help him i haven't selected an agent yet so your

00:34:39.840 book is called please contact me and help me it's called rise surviving the fight of my life yep and

00:34:44.840 i know a little bit about it but it'd be cool to explore that with you if you're if you're open

00:34:48.560 yeah um what was the fight of your life so i reveal in the book through i went through a sexual

00:34:54.280 assault trauma and it happened in high school and then it kind of just talks about exactly what

00:34:58.180 happened and then what explains like what actually wasn't the worst part of it was the sexual trauma

00:35:05.000 it was everything that happened after it is being like victimized by my peers because of it and

00:35:10.640 having a target on my back looking looking like it was my fault and like being just having fingers

00:35:16.200 pointed at me saying like oh this happened to you you're like disgusting because of it and i think

00:35:21.660 through that people need to realize like it's not your fault and people should i don't know see these

00:35:26.320 stories from people who are in the public eye that's happened it happens to everybody and i

00:35:29.840 think what's great about the me too movement is there's a lot of other people who hasn't even

00:35:33.260 gotten that far but we need to step up and be like hey this isn't okay yeah yeah did you suffer

00:35:38.500 any long-term mental like anguish i'm sure like depression yeah 100 i mean i went from being uh

00:35:45.620 14 year old kid with tons of friends and so positive and confident. And I mean, I was a

00:35:50.420 professional dancer as a kid and I was extremely happy with myself. And then all of a sudden to

00:35:54.920 realize that people couldn't like me, it was like a huge wake up call. And when I, by the time I was

00:35:59.580 15, after going through all of that, I had extreme anxiety to the point I couldn't leave the house

00:36:04.840 without my mom. Like my mom had to walk me into school every day. You know, 15 year old kid,

00:36:09.120 normally they're like, Oh, I don't want to be seen with my parents. I couldn't go to the grocery

00:36:12.420 store alone. My mom had to walk me through the grocery store. I had like severe anxiety about 1.00

00:36:16.900 being alone and, um, understandably. Oh, it was awful. So yeah, I actually decided to drop out

00:36:23.620 of high school and I went to college when I was 16. So luckily, luckily I was in a place where I

00:36:27.560 was, you know, I could test into a college program at an extremely young age, uh, dropped out of high

00:36:32.740 school. I just decided I didn't want to be around that in my life anymore. Um, but I guess I didn't

00:36:37.260 understand ever, like I'm a Christian and I've always wondered, like I had anger at God, like

00:36:41.280 Why could that happen to me?

00:36:42.800 And now I come back to it and I'm like, okay, I understand why it had to happen to me.

00:36:46.220 And I was given this platform to talk about it and share my experience.

00:36:50.000 And no, I would never be happy for what happened.

00:36:52.560 But I feel like now I have a voice and I'm excited that I get to share it.

00:36:55.700 Do you have a message to anybody that might be watching the show?

00:36:59.620 Any young girls that might be watching the show or girls of any kind that have gone through anything like that?

00:37:04.300 Yeah, definitely.

00:37:05.820 It's like, you know, it's the thing you hear over and over again and you roll your eyes out is like, say something.

00:37:10.680 and like you can tell people over and over again you need to speak up but you absolutely do I was

00:37:15.620 going through it completely alone my mom kind of knew something happened to me but I never told

00:37:20.660 her and it took until uh I had a friend who she actually came to me and was like hey this happened

00:37:25.800 to me and I was like oh my gosh that happened to me too and I was able to explain it to her and

00:37:29.480 then this was like a repeated offense by no this isn't somebody else yeah it was just one time but

00:37:36.280 i was like hey it happened to me and then i was able to uh you know luckily there's like a statute

00:37:41.000 of limitations so i was able to actually go i made a police report if i ever chose to go to court and

00:37:45.040 press charges was there any legal action taken i made a statement i still technically there i think

00:37:49.720 the statute of limitations thing has dropped so if something like that ever happens to you you can

00:37:53.500 continue to press charges forever but i just i never really wanted to live through that experience

00:37:58.280 again and um i put the book out and i felt like my voice is heard do you still have uh anger towards

00:38:03.660 the the the people who did that to you um of course i think i have a little bit of like the

00:38:09.740 regret like what if because i never did anything legally what if they're doing it to other people

00:38:15.280 of course i i consistently go through that but i feel like i don't know i'm i'm just at a point

00:38:21.400 where i'm not i mean i'm never mad i'm just so sick i'm wildly more successful than any of them

00:38:27.000 yeah um and i do i guess i've seen uh you know what they're doing now in their lives and i'm

00:38:32.500 like wow i'm me being where i am in my platform i'm on and the story being told is like punishment

00:38:38.440 enough for them um so i don't know i feel good do you think that's kind of the beauty in the me

00:38:44.560 too movement like you were mentioning yeah is that that's preventing these things from happening to

00:38:49.400 other people because you're voicing up yeah i i think so and you know it's almost like i feel

00:38:53.580 like now the me too people are started rolling their eyes at it then you're like oh another

00:38:57.100 politician that's kind of scandal but it's something that's like it needs to be like this

00:39:01.100 is happening every single day and it needs to not be something you roll your eyes at or it's not

00:39:04.980 another story i feel like instead of you know putting these people on a platform to where like

00:39:09.400 they have to prove their innocence it should be like oh something needs to change with the way

00:39:15.020 we're teaching our youth how to act and um is that on both sides or only for for men i think

00:39:22.720 it's on both sides and i think i so i actually read the statistic that was like oh we need not

00:39:26.520 we don't need to teach our men like more we don't need more positive women figures we need more

00:39:30.620 positive male figures a lot of the people who are doing this are 100 raised by women and how 0.92

00:39:36.500 will they ever know how to act like a man if they've never seen a positive one so we need to

00:39:40.000 like i think we could i understand i think women should be like this is a great woman role model

00:39:44.800 but we need more men just this is what like positive men are doing and like they're doing

00:39:49.000 these amazing things and try to act like that you know he's doing a great job of that anyone

00:39:52.580 heard of justin baldoni shout out justin baldoni this guy is i mean he's doing a plethora of things

00:40:00.160 about um men becoming men and sort of ending toxic masculinity and he's he's one of the guys like

00:40:05.780 kind of pioneering that i think he directed a he did direct a film just uh that just came out

00:40:09.840 called five feet apart uh cole sprouse was in it so i'd know but do you take do you take that pain

00:40:16.140 with you and that anger if there is still any in the ring with you when you fight does that fuel

00:40:20.540 you um no so actually when i first started training it was i would have panic attacks and

00:40:24.480 like flashbacks when i um was grappling and then i would like run to the locker room and just start

00:40:28.720 bawling and crying and have these like extreme panic attacks. And gosh, I feel so bad for my

00:40:32.680 coaches. I was the only female in the gym. And then if I would like get in these foods and just

00:40:36.580 start bawling and crying, he had no idea what to do. Uh, but we've worked through that. Uh, no,

00:40:41.880 actually I don't really think about it on a daily basis at all. Um, it took until, I mean, gosh,

00:40:47.040 I started having therapy going, I had to go to therapy. I was just going to ask that. What did

00:40:50.120 it feel like? Not only that first time, mostly that first time, but what did it feel like when

00:40:54.980 you when you starting being able to talk about it um gosh took like 10 years to be totally honest

00:41:02.280 took a long time to like really um start yeah i get the courage and actually i had never talked

00:41:09.220 about it until my book was out it was something i kind of told my parents like hey i had to like

00:41:13.020 help break it to my parents before the book came out and say like hey this book is coming out this

00:41:17.920 is something that happened in my life and then i just kind of let the book do the talking from

00:41:21.780 there have you had any stories emerge after you put the book out from people coming to you 100%

00:41:28.860 a lot of people have come to me men women kids adults it's something that they needed to just

00:41:34.460 hear to I don't know I feel like at that point in my life I didn't have somebody to look up to

00:41:38.880 that had been through this similar situation I came from an extremely small town and stuff like

00:41:43.480 that's just not heard of and little do you know I mean that's happening all the time and like I

00:41:48.900 heard the most sad statistic from the high school I went to where it all happened um three people

00:41:54.420 had committed suicide in six months and I don't know if it's like because it's a toxic place or

00:41:58.600 if because that stuff like that is accepted I actually was able to go back to that same town

00:42:02.780 and speak at schools after after the case but um yeah I don't know I was gonna say speaking with

00:42:11.300 you you seem so uh bubbly and optimistic and I could be wrong when I say this but how I'm assuming

00:42:19.720 that that incident incident did not skew your um viewpoint on human nature and and the character

00:42:28.080 of men specifically did it at some point or I would say still to this day I'm working on

00:42:35.080 like trust trustworthiness I still don't trust people and it takes a long time for me to get

00:42:39.700 to that point to where i can finally like trust someone and even now which and this is like the

00:42:44.700 weirdest part for me is i have like zero girlfriends uh like i stopped trusting it didn't make me stop

00:42:50.040 trusting men it made me stop trusting girls like all of the girls that were the closest to me my

00:42:53.660 best friends turned on me when all that happened so it made me like i don't know just feel like i

00:42:58.840 need to just kind of have a small key my like circle small my husband's my best friend but

00:43:02.960 she's so cute uh yeah so what's that like different things happen i mean it's anything

00:43:08.840 like ptsd from people who come back from like serving in the military to different traumas

00:43:13.220 you go through in life everybody goes through it differently has different um you know reactions

00:43:18.720 do you think it's partially because of just the difference in your interests with like a another 0.99

00:43:24.380 group of females like you're a fighter there's probably not that many closed circles like can 1.00

00:43:30.560 you be friends with fighters yes no that is hard too uh there's i mean there's no girl there's only 1.00

00:43:35.380 a few girls that go to my gym so i obviously don't do a lot in the industry with other women

00:43:39.780 i'm a professional fighter my gym's all men and i think that made it easier because i walked when

00:43:44.180 i walked into the gym there wasn't a single other girl there i was like okay nobody's judging me

00:43:47.660 here nobody i didn't expect anybody to talk to me and i felt perfect i didn't need to talk to

00:43:52.760 people i can kind of just go in and do my own most girls are posting like brunch photos and

00:43:57.640 you're out but you're posting punch photos like it's just punch you're just punching what's it 0.92

00:44:03.880 feel like when girls reach out to you with what's it feel like when when different girls reach out

00:44:08.680 to with problems they've been through or like you know especially like situations like you went

00:44:13.040 through what does that feel like for you oh it's heartbreaking i mean anytime i have to like i know

00:44:16.880 how hard it was for me and but then to hear other women whose stories are even like worse than mine

00:44:21.120 like it's heartbreaking but i also know that what i'm doing like i'm doing it for a purpose

00:44:26.220 it makes sense i'm making an impact if i always wondered like even for me i didn't know that i

00:44:31.080 ever wanted to be a professional fighter i didn't know that i just happened i just was good at it

00:44:35.420 and my career took off when i was you know 19 20 years old and now that i'm in this position i'm

00:44:40.760 like okay this is why i'm so successful i guess i finally want i wanted to know like why why was i

00:44:45.360 put in this platform and it's you know to make a difference and talk about what i've been through

00:44:49.000 and go from there i have a question about solutions because i've been to a lot of different

00:44:54.980 schools and i really don't see like a big change happening yeah i know there is i know there are

00:45:02.240 you know grassroots movements but how could we through public schools and through parenting

00:45:07.560 like actually prevent this stuff um i think it in a sense that it is human nature people who do

00:45:14.660 those terrible things are terrible people but i also think what would make it easier is um to

00:45:19.480 teach our kids compassion i think it comes from parents need to teach their children compassion

00:45:23.520 and how what they do affects somebody for the rest of their life.

00:45:26.300 And some of the things I went through from my peers, I will remember forever.

00:45:30.540 And that's like the biggest tell I want to like have kids learn is I'm going to,

00:45:34.900 if I say something to you, you will remember it for the rest of your life.

00:45:37.580 And you may not remember exactly what that person said,

00:45:39.820 but you'll always remember how they made you feel.

00:45:41.820 And so now being in my position, I can look back and be like you,

00:45:45.340 there's these people in my life that I will forever know they made me feel disgusting.

00:45:49.920 And you don't want to be that person.

00:45:51.360 to be in a doll be in your adult career and know that there's somebody out there that you did that

00:45:57.640 too that will hate you forever i know this is stacked kind of but it's a question i ask you

00:46:02.360 because i think about it myself sometimes but would you remove that event from your life if

00:46:07.580 you could that's a hard one um probably not because i do think that everything happens for

00:46:14.480 a reason and each chain of events if that didn't happen to me my parents had to move out of the

00:46:18.680 state because i was so traumatized so i would have never moved i would have never found fighting and

00:46:22.680 i would have never met my husband because of fighting my life i mean i wouldn't be here doing

00:46:27.560 all this kind of stuff if that never happened it was like the real that was the turning point in

00:46:31.640 my life that like got me into fighting and drove me to be successful yeah it's crazy how some of

00:46:36.380 the worst things in life can end up being the biggest blessings it can make the biggest changes

00:46:40.820 in your life i really i relate to that so encouraging yeah i feel like that tends to be

00:46:45.160 the case a lot a lot of people that have had some sort of traumatic experience in their life often

00:46:50.360 attribute that to the the success that they achieve later in life the rock speaks on it a lot

00:46:54.860 actually he had an incident with his mom when he was younger um they were driving and his mom hopped

00:46:59.720 out of the car on the freeway and i think she i think she attempted to get hit by a car and i mean

00:47:04.240 you know you can imagine what kind of effect it had on young dwayne johnson and uh he carries

00:47:09.700 that with him to this day and you know hit the gym every day had seven bucks in his pocket made

00:47:14.440 something of himself and now he's

00:47:16.260 Wayne Johnson but anyways

00:47:18.160 it's awesome

00:47:19.020 some of the

00:47:22.620 notes

00:47:24.300 if I'm being honest with you

00:47:26.100 it's not a problem

00:47:28.320 but sometimes I'll just be like just saying something

00:47:30.440 and Dylan will turn around on the laptop

00:47:32.460 and flash me a note that says

00:47:34.020 legacy you'll leave

00:47:35.540 no no no

00:47:36.300 let me ask

00:47:38.980 legacy you'll leave

00:47:40.440 because it's legacy you'll leave i was gonna ask something and then and then i looked at you bro

00:47:50.140 i saw and i looked at page in the eye you just went blank well bro i was just staring at page

00:47:54.500 like literally i was just like i was just like yo the captain of our ship like please what are

00:47:58.800 you gonna do where do we go he is he just said nothing bro he literally nothing what it does

00:48:04.240 when he flashes that is it makes logan short out that is quite literally what happens he turns it

00:48:09.940 And I see Logan.

00:48:10.740 He's on a note.

00:48:11.720 And he goes like this.

00:48:12.440 And he goes.

00:48:14.500 Also, Danny just texted me.

00:48:17.460 The sand is here.

00:48:18.500 We're having like 50,000 pounds of sand shipped here for a party on Sunday.

00:48:21.920 Are you guys going to be here Sunday?

00:48:23.140 Can they wait?

00:48:23.440 No.

00:48:25.540 That's fine.

00:48:26.560 Why don't we just handle what's happening with the sand?

00:48:28.640 So now I'm distracted because we got to log that.

00:48:31.100 But also like we have so many good things to talk about.

00:48:33.240 We got facts with Spencer.

00:48:34.300 Can we do that?

00:48:34.800 All right, let's do facts.

00:48:35.260 Can we do a segment?

00:48:36.800 Soundboard.

00:48:37.280 There's no way it works.

00:48:37.920 I'm sorry.

00:48:38.220 I've been covering you.

00:48:39.080 There's absolutely no way.

00:48:39.480 I got it, but I will say

00:48:42.220 I've been doing a lot of covering you on this one

00:48:44.320 So as you've seen, I'm sure with the computer

00:48:46.400 Passing, I've failed the soundboard test

00:48:47.980 That's a really intense password

00:48:49.560 It's just a bunch of ones in a row

00:48:51.880 Let's do a segment

00:48:52.740 Facts with Spencer

00:48:55.060 Facts

00:48:56.120 And now I can begin

00:48:57.560 Nicki Minaj reveals she ensures her paychecks

00:49:01.560 Match her fellow rappers

00:49:03.300 So she says

00:49:05.440 One thing I learned along the way in business

00:49:07.640 is necessity for you to be unapologetic

00:49:09.900 about asking for how much money

00:49:11.900 you deserve. Mad respect.

00:49:13.780 Oh, I love that so much.

00:49:15.640 I wanted to bring this up because 1.00

00:49:17.280 I'm curious with women 1.00

00:49:19.780 fighting versus male fighting. Do you

00:49:21.780 kind of implement this as well?

00:49:23.820 That's an interesting

00:49:24.660 little piece of, a little tidbit.

00:49:28.120 I'm actually on the last fight of my UFC contract.

00:49:30.300 So I have...

00:49:31.480 Are you on a bad tour next? No, no, no, no.

00:49:33.680 I just, I want to prove how much I'm worth and I feel like it's

00:49:35.740 going to take one more fight. I've had injuries

00:49:37.600 You know, I do a lot of other things outside of fighting.

00:49:40.600 I've had injuries that have kept me out of the cage.

00:49:42.360 And I want to go on a two-fight-win streak to prove that.

00:49:45.140 And I think it's important for anybody because it is an individual sport.

00:49:48.780 Of course, we have our team, our management team fighting for us.

00:49:51.240 But I think it's ultimately up to us to decide our own fate.

00:49:53.820 And I want to do that.

00:49:55.200 You should.

00:49:55.540 You definitely secure the bag, though.

00:49:56.920 Not that I looked this up, but I did.

00:49:58.240 Your net worth said $3.5 million. 0.59

00:50:00.860 She's like, that's way low.

00:50:02.020 I don't know. 0.86

00:50:03.400 Was that a... 1.00

00:50:03.940 Mine's high as fuck, too. 0.99

00:50:05.080 And it's just not like that. 0.99

00:50:06.160 Was that a wage gap?

00:50:07.600 question right it was it was female versus male rappers is that what the fact was well yeah i

00:50:12.900 mean she's just saying that i mean she didn't even take that into account like she was explaining

00:50:16.580 if you know other rappers can command a crowd then and she can do the same thing then she should be 0.97

00:50:23.120 getting paid the same but i'm assuming it's wage gap based right like this is about her getting 0.60

00:50:27.820 the same amount as her male yeah yeah i'm doing this as a male who benedict cumberbatch benedict

00:50:34.520 Arnold. Dr. Strange. Yeah.

00:50:36.280 He will not take a role if his female 1.00

00:50:38.700 counterpart is not getting paid the same. 0.90

00:50:40.580 Oh, that's pretty cool.

00:50:42.180 Here's my question. This is where it gets a little dicey.

00:50:44.600 What about on the flip side 0.94

00:50:46.420 where males feel the wage gap?

00:50:48.800 Do, like, for example,

00:50:50.620 the adult film industry. Okay.

00:50:52.460 Males are paid 0.86

00:50:54.180 next to nothing. And to be 1.00

00:50:56.480 honest with you, I think 0.99

00:50:58.440 our penises are worth a 0.99

00:51:00.440 good amount of money. I think we're very important 0.99

00:51:02.320 because guess what? Depends on the penis, bro. 1.00

00:51:04.100 facts with spencer johnny also also unless we want all lesbian scenes let's make sure which 1.00

00:51:11.600 would be great also 2019 i love the idea of it but let's make sure that we are paying our penises 0.97

00:51:17.160 properly people that was so many pees paying our pees probably people it's incredible hey that's

00:51:23.720 awesome what else all right so on a different note amazon amazon debuts its new delivery drone

00:51:31.680 what oh god it will be it will begin operation in months shut up they've been saying i thought

00:51:37.760 that was a joke that was they've been saying this because listen to what you just said they 0.99

00:51:40.660 will start their operation in months crazy what the fuck how many months man you should put 0.96

00:51:45.680 uh well i'm gonna be totally honest i had a drone flying above my house and i tried to knock it 0.96

00:51:49.720 down in the air with a rock i just don't want yeah yeah yeah we did that is weird we have that

00:51:56.280 happen all the time we do um merch cannons uh-huh uh and basketballs we throw at the drones and

00:52:01.780 towels towels will get them i use the baseball bat as the hulk yeah oh no the thor hammer no but

00:52:06.920 she's talking about a stranger like a stranger drone yeah i'll be honest with you i don't know 0.99

00:52:10.400 and beat that actually you can't what state do you live in again oregon what's the ass beating 0.75

00:52:16.520 rules like legal legal in washington they have a mutual combat law if you both decide to fight

00:52:22.100 You can just fight.

00:52:23.360 Washington?

00:52:24.260 Washington.

00:52:24.760 Go get in a fight in Washington.

00:52:26.160 Mutual combat.

00:52:26.280 I am so down.

00:52:28.180 That's incredible.

00:52:29.140 Hey, me and you are going to fight.

00:52:31.020 Do you want to fight me?

00:52:32.160 Let's do it.

00:52:33.020 Legally, let's go.

00:52:34.560 Combat.

00:52:35.540 Yeah, mutual combat.

00:52:36.620 Murder.

00:52:37.100 Wait, how far can the fight go?

00:52:39.420 Just to not dying?

00:52:41.360 Probably.

00:52:42.020 Right on the cusp of death.

00:52:43.720 Just walk that line. 0.99

00:52:44.440 Oh, you're asking how far the drones can fly.

00:52:46.840 Oh, well, they can actually carry five pounds to customers within a half hour

00:52:51.000 and can fly up to 15 miles.

00:52:54.740 That's how many Amazon centers are within 15 miles of Encino, for example.

00:52:59.540 Oh, we're good.

00:53:00.660 You think we're Gucci here?

00:53:01.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:02.660 They're putting them up all over the place.

00:53:04.060 I was going to say, like, why reinvent the wheel?

00:53:05.860 Like, delivering a package already works.

00:53:08.400 Why do you need an expensive drone to do it? 0.80

00:53:10.720 Well, because the drones fly.

00:53:12.920 Okay.

00:53:13.580 I think it's simply put, I think it's a time thing.

00:53:15.760 You can actually order a package.

00:53:17.600 Say you wanted a new mouth guard.

00:53:20.380 right now on the show

00:53:21.900 because you wanted to 0.99

00:53:22.560 beat the shit out of Lowe 0.99

00:53:23.200 understandably 1.00

00:53:24.180 sucks as a host today 0.99

00:53:25.340 you want it right now 0.99

00:53:26.660 drone flies and

00:53:27.740 drops it off

00:53:29.940 so you stick it in your mouth

00:53:30.600 good to go

00:53:31.140 like that fast

00:53:31.900 it's more efficient 0.79

00:53:32.600 any sort of aviation laws

00:53:34.640 there's got to be

00:53:35.440 some sort of regulation

00:53:36.520 that's basically all of them

00:53:37.480 you can't fly

00:53:38.320 near an airport

00:53:39.200 plus it's like the noise

00:53:40.340 the noise

00:53:41.000 you've heard a drone take off

00:53:42.040 I mean it'd be pretty quick

00:53:46.260 facts

00:53:47.180 okay

00:53:47.600 is that it

00:53:48.820 or do you want another one

00:53:49.640 I want more facts

00:53:50.860 so Robert Downey Jr

00:53:53.140 he announced on his Instagram

00:53:55.600 got over 7 million likes

00:53:57.260 which might be taken away soon

00:53:59.080 by the way quick hit that

00:54:00.780 Jay Alvarez posted a story last night

00:54:02.720 with it in motion

00:54:03.980 like this girl and this girl and others

00:54:07.180 I heard that

00:54:08.580 I'm just going to pretend it doesn't happen

00:54:10.360 why you like likes?

00:54:11.680 you have to like likes 0.99

00:54:13.500 what if your engagement sucks dude 0.98

00:54:16.180 some of these insta models 0.99

00:54:17.380 oh okay but your engagement is still there yeah right okay well you see you can see your likes

00:54:23.300 yeah you get to see not everyone else can see so what okay but then i mean for me it's like but

00:54:28.880 then you can still show you can still show somebody like a screenshot of your engagement

00:54:33.120 like a brand for a second yeah like a brand yeah you can still show or like for me a girl that

00:54:37.100 you're going after yeah you know what i'm saying look how many likes his picture got logan's laptop

00:54:40.380 is the worst day of my hosting career on your laptop it's disgusting yeah this is one of the

00:54:46.600 fears a critical software update is required for your mac but an arrow has countered while

00:54:51.620 installing this update you really hate to see that that's it's crazy these are the kind of

00:54:56.980 things that happen when i imagine like yo god forbid i ever had my own podcast what would you 0.99

00:55:00.700 do at this point when you're just a flubbering idiot you don't have two of the best looking 1.00

00:55:04.140 co-hosts in the fucking world you have a guest on the show and you have a guest on the show oh yeah 0.99

00:55:08.380 but and i was i was like a minute late i was a minute late dude i walked in well maybe robert 0.99

00:55:13.680 donnie jr can save us right so he is creating we we don't know what it is he just he's creating

00:55:20.520 a footprint coalition and so there's a there's a website you can go to from his instagram

00:55:25.360 it leads you to a form to fill out if you want to get involved nobody knows what it is but he says

00:55:30.820 between robotics and nanotechnology we could probably clean up the planet significantly

00:55:35.060 if not entirely within a decade so he's motivated to uh basically clean up the planet make make

00:55:42.200 Shout out Iron Man

00:55:44.340 I love the end game

00:55:46.400 There

00:55:46.940 That was good

00:55:48.360 That was almost not even on purpose

00:55:49.860 That was almost not even on purpose

00:55:52.640 I love his end game

00:55:53.720 But like dude 0.98

00:55:54.660 What the fuck am I signing up for bro 0.97

00:55:56.720 It's Robert Downey Jr though 0.99

00:55:58.940 That's why I'm saying it

00:55:59.660 You don't have to worry about what you're signing up for

00:56:01.440 If he was that good 0.99

00:56:03.180 He wouldn't have fucking 0.99

00:56:04.000 Domino's 1.00

00:56:07.760 Domino's wouldn't be his favorite game

00:56:09.800 Or pizza

00:56:11.000 or pizza yeah he says i have this quiet sense of crisis so he he's uh we were talking about this

00:56:20.060 earlier you gotta flex responsibly because he said you know from flying in his jets to like

00:56:24.480 all this traveling he feels guilty about the carbon footprint that he's left behind

00:56:28.660 so now he's given back do you think well i'm wondering if he's even actually robert downey

00:56:34.240 jr anymore you know what i'm saying what do you think here's let me elaborate i believe he is

00:56:41.060 strictly and purely only tony stark i do not see him as a human yeah that's a good jr okay and i

00:56:48.640 feel like he is now adopted the mentality of tony stark who wants to save the planet yeah and i mean

00:56:53.000 now he's a robotics environmentalist that's what he's calling himself but that is tony stark

00:56:56.960 exactly do you see what i'm saying here you're right no longer there's no more robert downey

00:57:01.700 jr yep what was that whistle it was facts the sand yo can we dump the sand just tell them to 0.94

00:57:08.680 dump the fucking sand yo can we just talk about this for example no no i'm not yelling at you 0.99

00:57:12.780 but tell them to dump the fucking sand page is this is this a good idea or is this a bad idea 0.99

00:57:16.840 dumping literally tons of sand 48 metric tons no i can't be 48 cubic yards this is a really 0.98

00:57:27.200 funny problem now 48 cubic yards of sand by the way also are you coming to our party on sunday

00:57:31.800 No.

00:57:32.320 She can't.

00:57:32.880 I'm going to ask you one more time, and this is your final answer. 0.99

00:57:35.820 Are you coming to our fucking Luau on Sunday? 0.99

00:57:38.020 Okay, no. 0.99

00:57:38.680 It's a Luau. 1.00

00:57:39.360 Fuck. 1.00

00:57:40.120 I thought you had it that time. 1.00

00:57:41.460 Sorry.

00:57:41.960 I have stuff to do.

00:57:42.920 I'm trying to do, like, as much as I can before surgery.

00:57:46.540 I have surgery on Thursday.

00:57:47.400 So what do you do on Sunday?

00:57:48.600 What do you do on Sunday?

00:57:49.300 Probably fly home. 1.00

00:57:50.440 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:57:51.020 That's a great answer. 1.00

00:57:52.400 Is it, though?

00:57:54.120 Were you going to see your family?

00:57:55.460 Hey.

00:57:55.700 No.

00:57:56.680 You're invited.

00:57:58.460 Come on over.

00:57:59.300 Your husband's coming.

00:58:00.600 Your husband's coming.

00:58:01.620 I just don't know if anybody else has thought about this.

00:58:04.780 How will we clean this up?

00:58:05.920 The sand?

00:58:06.420 Is this going to happen?

00:58:08.180 So here's the answer.

00:58:09.360 Vacuums?

00:58:09.840 Or you can give a fake answer.

00:58:11.160 I give the real one.

00:58:11.680 Okay.

00:58:12.200 What?

00:58:12.600 What do you think?

00:58:13.160 How do you clean up the sand?

00:58:14.040 Yeah.

00:58:14.200 How do we clean up?

00:58:15.300 I mean, pretty much hire anybody to do anything.

00:58:17.340 So that's what we did.

00:58:18.280 You nailed it.

00:58:19.160 You nailed it.

00:58:19.460 100% got it.

00:58:20.440 Exactly right.

00:58:20.980 We hired somebody to do it.

00:58:22.240 That's easy. 0.99

00:58:23.080 I don't know how else to fucking put it. 0.98

00:58:25.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:58:25.720 No, man.

00:58:26.160 It's not.

00:58:26.480 I had this dope PowerPoint presentation for you.

00:58:29.460 Oh, I might be able to do it on mics.

00:58:31.000 Can you airdrop it to Mike's?

00:58:32.140 I would love a PowerPoint.

00:58:33.720 It's just like,

00:58:34.420 I'm going to be honest,

00:58:35.640 normally,

00:58:36.280 it's the number one podcast

00:58:37.100 in the world.

00:58:37.740 Okay.

00:58:38.140 Is it the number one?

00:58:39.420 It is.

00:58:40.080 But today,

00:58:40.880 it's like,

00:58:41.560 good job.

00:58:42.260 Thank you.

00:58:42.820 It's not going that

00:58:43.620 as I expected,

00:58:45.220 you know?

00:58:45.660 We've been doing

00:58:46.540 a lot of work lately

00:58:47.260 on the back end,

00:58:48.240 like data side.

00:58:49.020 Do you think the coffee

00:58:50.200 caused my computer

00:58:51.120 to not work for sure,

00:58:52.300 right?

00:58:52.980 100%.

00:58:53.380 You have destroyed

00:58:54.480 the liquid going into

00:58:55.800 your keyboard

00:58:56.620 and accessing the motherboard?

00:58:58.280 Probably.

00:58:58.920 Yeah,

00:58:59.160 I think that might have done it.

00:59:01.380 There we go.

00:59:01.920 This is ASMR now.

00:59:03.440 I literally cannot.

00:59:05.140 Something's happening.

00:59:05.800 Your computer was

00:59:06.300 restarted because of a problem. 0.99

00:59:08.020 Yeah, no shit, huh? 0.99

00:59:09.080 Wait, that worked? 0.99

00:59:11.000 You're up?

00:59:11.780 No.

00:59:11.960 That might have worked.

00:59:12.480 No, it's completely reset, bro.

00:59:14.040 Nintendo?

00:59:14.940 Yo, watch this.

00:59:17.760 I hate to do this to you,

00:59:19.200 but 50 bucks says

00:59:20.820 you won't throw that computer

00:59:21.900 through the TV right now.

00:59:23.280 No, don't do it.

00:59:24.800 He's right, he's right.

00:59:26.020 I won't.

00:59:26.540 There's a lot of value

00:59:27.480 on this here computer.

00:59:29.740 Here, should I accept this?

00:59:30.660 I really want to see this sand, bro.

00:59:34.880 He's going to wait.

00:59:35.680 We're paying him off.

00:59:36.940 What do I connect to?

00:59:38.880 What do I connect to?

00:59:41.920 Probably something, right?

00:59:43.520 How you been, Paige?

00:59:44.540 Good.

00:59:45.140 And what's your five-year plan?

00:59:46.440 I'm curious because like...

00:59:48.400 Five-year plan, okay.

00:59:49.640 Like, you're just going to be fighting forever?

00:59:51.540 No.

00:59:52.360 No.

00:59:53.200 Do you have a five-year plan?

00:59:53.980 No, okay, so I'm only 25.

00:59:54.600 But I heard you're younger than me.

00:59:56.160 I am.

00:59:56.700 I'm a year younger.

00:59:57.480 Good job.

00:59:58.320 Thanks.

00:59:59.060 No, so I want to just...

01:00:00.640 keep fighting for a long time which people don't realize because i've been in the ufc for six years

01:00:04.480 uh because i started when i was 19 so people see me as a veteran but i'm still you know young and

01:00:09.560 still getting into my like you know peak athleticism it only goes up from here do you

01:00:14.020 have some sort of business angle you'll take afterwards because oftentimes i fear that uh

01:00:18.280 fighters don't have that five-year plan oh yeah i'm doing really well um i've had some big

01:00:24.720 interviews going on um no i definitely don't put all my eggs in one basket especially because i've

01:00:29.940 I had, you know, going in for three arm surgeries.

01:00:33.320 I'm trying to do anything.

01:00:34.520 Like, I love sports broadcasting.

01:00:36.160 I would love to have my own cooking show.

01:00:38.480 I won Chopped.

01:00:40.280 Wait, wait, wait, really?

01:00:41.380 Have you seen the cooking show Chopped?

01:00:42.140 You won?

01:00:42.640 I won.

01:00:43.180 Are you just doing all the shows?

01:00:44.920 I like, I love all the shows.

01:00:46.480 I was going to ask you this.

01:00:49.360 How cool is it?

01:00:50.200 You said you were a professional dancer when you were young.

01:00:52.140 How cool is it that you were able to do Dancing with the Stars? 0.98

01:00:54.820 And by the way, probably be fucking good at it. 0.98

01:00:56.520 I was really good. 0.99

01:00:57.100 You did all dancing your whole life.

01:00:58.680 I got second.

01:00:59.640 Yeah, I did great.

01:01:01.040 Superstar.

01:01:01.600 Thank you.

01:01:02.360 No, it was awesome.

01:01:03.400 I mean, to be able to go and relive something I've been doing my whole life

01:01:05.840 and, you know, get paid for it was, you know, amazing.

01:01:10.380 Sorry.

01:01:11.080 It's okay.

01:01:11.420 For the fifth time.

01:01:12.540 It's all good.

01:01:13.240 I'm going to blame this one on Mike.

01:01:14.740 I mean, at least because I came from Brennan Jobs.

01:01:17.540 At least he- 0.99

01:01:17.860 Fuck, he's good. 1.00

01:01:18.660 At least he fed me. 1.00

01:01:19.540 He is so-

01:01:20.140 We can feed you.

01:01:20.800 We have a chef.

01:01:21.140 We have a chef.

01:01:21.680 We will feed you.

01:01:22.240 Don't eat your tacos, though.

01:01:23.380 So sorry, Chef Katie.

01:01:25.120 They're just not good.

01:01:26.020 The gluten-free tortillas, man. 1.00

01:01:28.980 Fuck. 1.00

01:01:30.860 You did Brendan Chobbs? 1.00

01:01:32.300 Yeah.

01:01:32.900 He's our top watched podcast.

01:01:35.080 Is he?

01:01:35.360 No, listen.

01:01:35.960 Top listen.

01:01:36.560 Top listen.

01:01:36.980 Top listen.

01:01:38.160 100% completion.

01:01:40.440 Shout out to everybody that watched Brendan Chobbs to 100%.

01:01:42.640 Okay, what do we do to top that?

01:01:44.240 No, you already did.

01:01:45.100 Okay.

01:01:45.380 You already did.

01:01:46.740 We got to say, we got to do something.

01:01:48.540 Oh, you want to do it now, Dylan? 0.97

01:01:49.800 Well, it looks like we're not fucking ready. 0.95

01:01:50.860 And here's another reason. 1.00

01:01:51.580 So why don't you turn your laptop around and show me some dumb ass, stupid fucking words. 1.00

01:01:55.180 Distract me, bro. 1.00

01:01:56.420 Like this.

01:01:57.840 Dylan's showing us tacos are good.

01:02:00.060 Question mark.

01:02:03.080 No, really not.

01:02:04.400 Really what?

01:02:05.420 Brennan's a fighter.

01:02:06.360 So I'm wondering, is it, is there like, what's the vibe on his podcast?

01:02:10.320 Like, I mean, of course, we talked a lot of fight stuff, like a ton of fight stuff.

01:02:15.600 We got to eat crepes.

01:02:17.600 Oh, my God.

01:02:19.320 We can't beat that.

01:02:21.160 Can't beat a crepe.

01:02:22.180 He feeds his guests crepes.

01:02:24.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:27.080 This is a fucking disaster. 1.00

01:02:29.500 I don't know how else to put this. 1.00

01:02:31.460 And you know what? 1.00

01:02:32.120 I slightly blame the host, but I mostly blame the fucking producer. 0.99

01:02:35.780 Because you know what? 1.00

01:02:36.840 Fuck. 1.00

01:02:37.720 That's what. 1.00

01:02:38.660 At this point, Paige goes, what are we doing? 1.00

01:02:41.160 I don't fuck. 1.00

01:02:41.640 I literally cannot. 1.00

01:02:43.360 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:02:45.100 I have no fucking idea. 1.00

01:02:46.780 Here we go. 1.00

01:02:47.280 Here we go.

01:02:47.600 I got this.

01:02:48.060 No, no, no.

01:02:48.460 Don't move.

01:02:48.860 Don't move.

01:02:49.180 Stop.

01:02:49.440 Stop. 0.98

01:02:49.620 Stop.

01:02:49.880 Stop breathing.

01:02:50.720 Okay.

01:02:50.960 Okay.

01:02:51.140 Okay.

01:02:51.620 In a night, in a night, in a night.

01:02:55.180 This kid's got to be kidding me.

01:02:56.760 He's got to be kidding me.

01:02:58.400 I got this now. 1.00

01:02:59.600 He's got nothing left in the goddamn tank. 1.00

01:03:01.620 It's your show now. 1.00

01:03:02.520 My show now.

01:03:03.160 All right, guys.

01:03:03.700 So what do you contribute your success to?

01:03:05.720 Oh, Jesus.

01:03:07.000 No?

01:03:07.440 Okay.

01:03:07.640 My dad taught me how to work hard.

01:03:09.120 Loaded question.

01:03:09.840 No, I said in an ideal.

01:03:10.900 Oh, give me that.

01:03:12.600 I said in an ideal world, everything's perfect.

01:03:15.480 But as you know very well, Paige, not everything's perfect.

01:03:18.480 This is not an ideal world.

01:03:20.500 You did the wrong side of it.

01:03:22.760 In an ideal world, everything's perfect.

01:03:23.780 Did they dump the sand?

01:03:24.900 Yeah.

01:03:25.120 It's already

01:03:26.580 Hey come back

01:03:28.300 There goes all our fun

01:03:29.240 Alright enough talking about coming and dumping loads

01:03:34.400 Danny okay

01:03:34.980 Just keep it to yourself

01:03:36.320 This actually was called can you beat that person 1.00

01:03:40.280 Just bring it up on the fucking screen 1.00

01:03:41.880 And it'll zoom in on the fucking screen 1.00

01:03:44.060 Alright wait 1.00

01:03:44.860 What's fucking good Logan 0.99

01:03:46.740 I'm sure it's just 0.98

01:03:49.420 I'm sure it's just three or four celebrities 0.99

01:03:51.340 And then a fucking pick on Mike at the end 1.00

01:03:53.220 because it's the same fucking line every time 1.00

01:03:55.020 it's a shit producer. Fuck. 1.00

01:03:57.940 What's the hole though? 1.00

01:03:58.960 I'm going to leave all this in here.

01:04:00.580 Again, normal people would cut it, but this is great.

01:04:03.260 This is all I'm going to say.

01:04:04.360 Just use the screen. No, don't look.

01:04:07.080 Oh, you have a dog. Not just a dog.

01:04:08.960 That's a baby bear. Ginger, hi, baby.

01:04:11.080 She's going to rot and she's out. 1.00

01:04:13.800 Her first instinct is 0.99

01:04:15.020 get out immediately. 0.76

01:04:17.220 Yeah, we have a couple because one of them

01:04:19.040 got eaten by a coyote. Don't say that.

01:04:21.260 We're not just saying it.

01:04:22.180 One of them got eaten by a coyote.

01:04:23.340 No.

01:04:23.740 That one up there.

01:04:26.020 Oh, my God.

01:04:26.520 He used to not be a pillow.

01:04:27.680 That's going to make me cry.

01:04:29.040 That's so awful.

01:04:30.560 Yeah, it's horrible.

01:04:32.320 I go coyote hunting.

01:04:33.840 Okay, good.

01:04:34.660 He's 0 for 1.

01:04:36.040 If you're a coyote and you're watching this. 1.00

01:04:38.500 You're probably safe because a kid can hit shit. 1.00

01:04:41.260 Can you beat that person up on a little screen? 1.00

01:04:44.260 On a tiny little screen.

01:04:46.280 Andre, how's the Zoom here?

01:04:47.600 So I'm just answering these?

01:04:48.620 I mean, because you're a boxer now, are you going to answer them too?

01:04:50.380 No, this is all you.

01:04:51.560 You're the guest.

01:04:52.240 All right.

01:04:52.720 All right, here we go.

01:04:53.420 Okay.

01:04:54.000 Oh, hi, Ginger.

01:04:55.080 Oh, baby.

01:04:56.980 All right, here we go. 0.72

01:04:57.980 Can you beat that person up?

01:05:01.160 Kevin Hart.

01:05:02.000 Kevin Hart.

01:05:03.200 Yeah, he's tiny, right?

01:05:06.660 He's being trained by friends.

01:05:07.920 You know, he's boxing now.

01:05:09.280 Is he?

01:05:09.700 Yeah, he lost, didn't he? 0.52

01:05:11.280 Hey, Ginger, that's Paige.

01:05:13.300 Oh, my gosh.

01:05:13.980 Yeah, he did just recently box someone, right?

01:05:15.900 He did.

01:05:16.240 He lost.

01:05:16.760 That's who you should box.

01:05:18.080 Kevin Hart.

01:05:18.600 no i know sorry my bad yo kevin i love you but also like what are you crazy my bad

01:05:27.700 all right here we go ronda rousey okay that's really i think she's trying to be a mom now

01:05:34.860 so you don't beat up moms uh next oh that's a good one too uh this is the macy girl

01:05:44.360 she's next to all of them

01:05:46.740 John Wick

01:05:47.960 that's a good one

01:05:49.240 John Wick

01:05:49.760 John Wick

01:05:50.340 okay so actually

01:05:51.460 John Wick

01:05:51.800 he's like 50

01:05:52.640 yeah he's old

01:05:53.660 he's old now

01:05:54.440 but he's still

01:05:55.760 he does all of his own stunts

01:05:57.180 which is amazing

01:05:58.200 no we're not talking about

01:05:59.460 John Wick

01:06:00.740 John Wick

01:06:01.520 oh not

01:06:02.980 okay not the actor

01:06:03.920 this guy

01:06:04.440 he breaks people's necks

01:06:06.260 with books

01:06:06.700 like just throwing that out there

01:06:08.060 yeah but I break my arm

01:06:09.460 on people's heads

01:06:10.360 hard

01:06:10.720 hard body

01:06:12.200 wow

01:06:12.820 yeah I'm really good

01:06:14.160 You think you could beat John Wick?

01:06:15.440 Yeah.

01:06:15.760 I'm not going to lie.

01:06:17.080 That's a bit bold.

01:06:18.160 Well, okay, but he uses, like, weapons.

01:06:20.960 No, he doesn't.

01:06:21.800 Not always.

01:06:23.100 Unless he gets them from his enemies.

01:06:25.080 No, I'm lying.

01:06:25.780 I don't know.

01:06:26.220 Yeah, no, that's right.

01:06:27.520 Here we go.

01:06:27.960 Give me a weapon.

01:06:28.940 Hey, Big Mike, he was right.

01:06:30.180 Shocker.

01:06:31.040 What a shocker, dude. 0.99

01:06:32.760 I'm fucking real. 0.99

01:06:33.740 Who's that? 0.98

01:06:34.280 Hey, Big Mike.

01:06:35.960 Hey.

01:06:36.540 The co-host.

01:06:37.160 We could do that sometime.

01:06:38.280 I don't want to.

01:06:39.960 I don't want to.

01:06:41.180 Let's do it.

01:06:41.860 I'll tell you why I say no.

01:06:44.160 Because why I say no is because that fake fighting situation

01:06:50.420 that usually could potentially turn into a hooking up situation 1.00

01:06:53.680 can't happen with us because you got a fucking giant husband 1.00

01:06:56.340 who beat the shit out of me. 1.00

01:06:58.380 Then fight him. 0.98

01:06:59.180 I don't want to fight him either.

01:07:01.080 I don't want to fight anyone. 0.99

01:07:01.980 I just want to fucking eat toast late at night. 0.98

01:07:04.860 And my one dream in life. 0.99

01:07:07.000 He wants a lazy river.

01:07:08.200 It's the only goal I want in my entire life.

01:07:10.040 A lazy river in my backyard.

01:07:11.920 Oh.

01:07:12.200 Oh, do you have one thing that you aspire to obtain in life?

01:07:16.080 Might be weird.

01:07:16.640 One winning.

01:07:17.200 Could be a weird.

01:07:17.800 What's your lazy river?

01:07:18.800 A blimp.

01:07:19.580 Like, I think I have one.

01:07:22.600 I don't know.

01:07:23.260 Okay.

01:07:23.380 Let me hear everyone else's first.

01:07:24.680 Do you have one Spence?

01:07:25.920 Uh, I would say mine's an electric jet.

01:07:30.700 Oh yeah.

01:07:31.800 That's really good.

01:07:32.900 Electric jet. 1.00

01:07:33.360 That's responsibly bitch. 1.00

01:07:34.900 Okay. 1.00

01:07:35.500 I got mine.

01:07:36.540 I got mine.

01:07:37.220 No, I know yours is.

01:07:38.360 What?

01:07:38.640 You don't have it.

01:07:39.520 You've said it multiple times.

01:07:40.900 I have.

01:07:41.260 The flying bike 1.00

01:07:42.720 Oh fuck 0.99

01:07:43.840 That definitely is 1.00

01:07:45.400 He wants a bike that flies

01:07:47.140 Dude that you pedal along 0.98

01:07:48.420 And then you just fucking go in a flight 0.99

01:07:49.860 That's incredible 0.98

01:07:50.580 I made the schematics for it

01:07:51.960 Really

01:07:52.260 Yeah yeah

01:07:52.820 It's expensive

01:07:53.660 It's like 160k to make happen

01:07:55.200 You know what I saw the other day?

01:07:56.260 I saw a YouTuber

01:07:57.120 Because I was looking up electric planes

01:07:59.280 Yeah

01:07:59.560 And I saw a guy who made his own

01:08:01.880 He was a YouTuber

01:08:02.480 And he was flying in it

01:08:03.680 He's incredible

01:08:04.120 And he's now dead

01:08:04.840 No he's incredible

01:08:05.440 No he's living

01:08:06.260 But it's like 0.99

01:08:06.820 You gotta have balls 0.94

01:08:08.320 To fly your own aerial device 0.91

01:08:11.260 All right, can we do the audio only, please?

01:08:13.580 Hold on, I want her answer.

01:08:15.520 Oh, what do I want in life?

01:08:17.120 Yeah, what's like your thing?

01:08:19.300 Okay, I want to have a house big enough

01:08:20.960 that I can have like 500 dogs.

01:08:23.080 So 500 dogs.

01:08:25.100 Okay, okay.

01:08:26.380 I feel like that's every single girl's dream.

01:08:29.320 Like, do you think of every girl

01:08:30.440 to answer that same question? 1.00

01:08:32.360 Nah, most girls maybe do cats. 1.00

01:08:33.840 Girls like cats. 0.74

01:08:37.240 I hate cats. 0.51

01:08:39.740 so much the only cats that are cool are the ones that are like dogs yeah they all because not dog

01:08:46.320 cats are like dogs just dogs you know what cats remind me of they're they're tiny little lions

01:08:51.140 that they just wish they could kill you but they can't do anything they're like i would do anything 0.98

01:08:56.560 you have you ever seen a cat that's like i would fuck you up but i can't i just can't yeah yeah 0.99

01:09:01.380 that's literally their only goal in life is to either not come they don't respond they won't 0.99

01:09:06.480 come to you and called, their only 1.00

01:09:08.400 job is to kill you. You almost had it. I almost had that one. 1.00

01:09:10.380 Sorry, Andre. Andre doesn't like when I kill

01:09:12.300 flies. He's a vegan. Really? Oh.

01:09:14.080 We've got this one fly that only emerges during

01:09:16.320 the show. Well, he's posted, he made a house

01:09:18.400 and his whole family lives back there behind the TV.

01:09:20.260 Behind Kong's pillow. Alright, let's do the

01:09:22.300 audio only. It's like this, but it's audio only.

01:09:25.400 Spotify and iTunes, guys,

01:09:26.440 right now. Patreon's Ant, thank you for coming out on Impulsive.

01:09:28.520 Hey, thank you. Of course. Where can they find you on

01:09:30.320 social media? Thanks. Although, wait, I have one for this.

01:09:32.460 Hang on, hang on, hang on.

01:09:34.200 What? What's your socials?

01:09:36.140 Yeah, what is your socials?

01:09:37.420 It is at symbol.

01:09:39.080 Okay, makes sense.

01:09:40.020 Paige Van Zandt. 0.99

01:09:40.800 Easy.

01:09:41.540 Easy, easy.

01:09:42.320 Easy, easy, dude.

01:09:43.540 Also, personal apology yet again coming from Logan Paul.

01:09:48.880 Who would have guessed?

01:09:51.080 Hi, audience.

01:09:52.040 I am so sorry, Paige.

01:09:53.660 Would you call that a severe and continuous laugh?

01:09:56.200 Absolutely. 1.00

01:09:57.040 This was a shit show. 1.00

01:09:59.040 It's because you were so focused on the sand, bro. 1.00

01:10:01.080 I really was.

01:10:02.180 I'm sweating.

01:10:02.820 and I also think

01:10:03.940 once again

01:10:04.640 it was cause of 1.00

01:10:05.300 the damn sparring 1.00

01:10:06.380 bro 1.00

01:10:06.640 he's always 0.95

01:10:07.260 do you hit in the head a lot 0.97

01:10:08.820 are you good 0.60

01:10:09.800 no

01:10:10.260 nope

01:10:10.660 hey Paige

01:10:11.160 Logan wants to get into

01:10:12.060 MMA

01:10:12.440 any advice

01:10:13.180 oh I do

01:10:13.860 nothing

01:10:14.540 Roddy only

01:10:15.160 I do want to get into MMA

01:10:18.320 what do I do

01:10:19.660 I'm allowed to talk about it

01:10:21.060 yeah

01:10:21.240 video's done

01:10:23.240 um

01:10:24.040 you want to get into MMA

01:10:25.400 what should you do

01:10:26.840 um

01:10:27.380 one

01:10:27.840 uh

01:10:28.600 train

01:10:28.960 okay

01:10:29.380 yeah

01:10:30.060 uh

01:10:30.700 two get good training partners 0.99

01:10:32.360 Do you think Dana would give me a fast pass right up to the UFC?

01:10:35.780 Or am I going to Bellator?

01:10:37.260 No.

01:10:37.940 What are you trying to say?

01:10:39.220 Hey, both are great options.

01:10:40.920 Let's be real.

01:10:41.640 I'm not trying to say anything.

01:10:42.660 Oh, I don't know.

01:10:43.300 I'm just saying.

01:10:43.840 You said a pass straight up to UFC or would you have to make a stop at Bellator?

01:10:47.360 I said, would I have to go to Bellator?

01:10:48.700 Like, would Dana not let me fight in the UFC?

01:10:50.140 Because he said, I don't even know this.

01:10:51.800 Dana said, he said, if I ever let Logan Paul fight in the UFC, I should be arrested.

01:10:56.480 Did he say that?

01:10:57.180 Well, get ready to be arrested.

01:10:58.040 Well, he did say that about Ronda Rousey too.

01:11:00.920 that women would never fight in the UFC.

01:11:02.620 Yes.

01:11:02.940 More importantly,

01:11:03.840 when Dana said that,

01:11:07.200 did he turn into like some sort of sergeant

01:11:09.940 in the old Western army?

01:11:11.400 If I get a look at Paul fighting the UFC. 0.99

01:11:13.840 What the fuck is good, dude? 0.96

01:11:16.280 What you got to do is get a UFC fighter 1.00

01:11:18.120 or a Bellator fighter here and beat them up.

01:11:20.220 On the show.

01:11:20.820 On the show.

01:11:22.560 Okay.

01:11:22.820 To like have some care and person. 1.00

01:11:24.220 Of course, we've seen you like box people

01:11:26.100 or train with like random people.

01:11:29.580 Some rookies.

01:11:30.080 you need to actually train

01:11:30.920 with somebody good

01:11:31.440 so you can

01:11:31.940 you know who it almost was

01:11:32.940 Sage Northcutt

01:11:34.220 who actually could be

01:11:34.900 your brother

01:11:35.240 wow

01:11:36.080 did you see his face

01:11:39.400 recently

01:11:39.880 I did

01:11:40.320 that's unfortunate

01:11:41.020 so I've had like

01:11:41.880 my arm injuries

01:11:42.660 like having a broke

01:11:43.820 like three surgeries

01:11:44.640 on my arm

01:11:45.100 totally cool

01:11:45.880 I'll keep fighting forever

01:11:46.720 but having to have 0.95

01:11:47.740 your face broken

01:11:49.060 he had his face

01:11:49.900 eight places

01:11:50.340 yeah

01:11:50.660 shattered his face

01:11:52.120 I don't know about that

01:11:53.100 it's so crazy

01:11:53.760 because so many people

01:11:54.580 always say like 1.00

01:11:55.200 I'll break your fucking face 1.00

01:11:56.480 like someone broke his face 1.00

01:11:57.700 yeah the guy who did that

01:11:58.940 is like

01:11:59.420 he's now a face breaker he's he has a record of breaking faces like how do you go and say like

01:12:04.540 i want to fight north cutts opponent from the last fight no you don't no one says that because i

01:12:09.320 well the problem is he's such a sweet kid do it he's like a sweet little innocent little child

01:12:15.200 uh no that's really unfortunate i would not love to have my face completely broken

01:12:19.680 ah yeah me either i think do you think a fan would make a montage of all the times we've done

01:12:25.180 voices, like impressions.

01:12:27.120 Maybe. My impressions are on point, bro.

01:12:29.320 That Dana White was very close.

01:12:30.660 Give me someone to impersonate right now.

01:12:32.760 Okay, I will.

01:12:36.840 I can't think of anybody.

01:12:38.260 Morgan Freeman.

01:12:40.120 I can give it a shot, dude.

01:12:43.220 Give it a shot, Mike.

01:12:44.080 My name is Morgan Freeman.

01:12:45.460 Nah, he's talking.

01:12:48.700 You sound like a grandpa selling cotton candy.

01:12:51.820 No, that's this.

01:12:53.080 Grandpa selling cotton candy. Ready?

01:12:55.180 Hey kids

01:12:56.520 Welcome to the carnival

01:12:58.720 I got some cotton candy

01:13:01.220 I go straight to the guy from Family Guy

01:13:03.920 Hey Peter

01:13:07.020 You wanna come eat some of my cotton candy

01:13:09.380 I got a lot of cotton candy

01:13:11.800 Wait hold on

01:13:13.320 And by the way I have a little

01:13:15.540 Morgan Freeman for you

01:13:16.300 And Andy swam through

01:13:20.220 What are you doing after this

01:13:22.360 What am I doing after this

01:13:23.100 Shawshank 600.

01:13:24.660 What are you guys doing?

01:13:25.240 You got more interviews?

01:13:25.820 I was going to get in the car.

01:13:26.840 Makes sense.

01:13:28.180 I kind of want to go to Disneyland again.

01:13:30.140 Let's go.

01:13:30.720 Today?

01:13:31.160 Again?

01:13:31.960 I went yesterday.

01:13:33.060 What?

01:13:34.620 I really love Disneyland.

01:13:36.740 To be totally honest.

01:13:37.360 It's great.

01:13:38.080 It's great.

01:13:38.640 What's your favorite part?

01:13:39.440 What's your favorite ride?

01:13:41.680 One, all of them are amazing.

01:13:43.000 The roller coasters.

01:13:43.640 Do you get to skip the line?

01:13:45.520 No, because I try to do,

01:13:46.680 I do a lot of things

01:13:47.420 where I just kind of like to go on my own.

01:13:49.020 And like.

01:13:50.080 You go solo, don't you?

01:13:51.960 Oh no I go with him

01:13:53.140 I was like what

01:13:53.560 But I don't like

01:13:53.980 Try to skip the line

01:13:54.720 I just kind of

01:13:55.320 You like music

01:13:56.060 Relax

01:13:56.540 So I like music

01:13:57.960 Does everybody like music

01:13:59.440 Some people don't

01:14:00.520 Some people don't like tacos

01:14:01.360 Really

01:14:01.780 Oh that's weird

01:14:03.260 People who don't eat tacos

01:14:04.380 Don't like music

01:14:05.060 I do like tacos

01:14:05.360 Wait I do like tacos

01:14:06.660 I do like music too

01:14:07.380 Do you ever listen to music

01:14:08.300 While you eat tacos

01:14:08.960 And if so what music

01:14:10.400 Would you listen to

01:14:10.880 Well I feel like

01:14:11.380 If you're eating tacos

01:14:12.580 And listening to music

01:14:13.220 It's gotta be like

01:14:14.380 Mariyachi music

01:14:17.200 What's your goal as a fighter

01:14:18.780 Is it the classic

01:14:19.900 Be the world champion

01:14:21.600 Be the world champion.

01:14:22.360 Yeah.

01:14:23.620 Of course, everybody wants that.

01:14:25.340 But I don't know.

01:14:26.280 Just be as successful as possible.

01:14:27.940 Win fights and make a lot of money.

01:14:29.400 Got you. 1.00

01:14:29.860 Damn. 1.00

01:14:30.220 Got you. 1.00

01:14:30.800 What's the game plan?

01:14:31.780 Do you have a game plan or a strategy to become a world champion?

01:14:35.100 Like, what do you have to do to actually get there so we can cheer you on?

01:14:37.920 Yeah.

01:14:38.360 Just work hard.

01:14:39.460 Of course.

01:14:40.040 I mean, go to the gym, train a lot.

01:14:41.480 Can I bet on you?

01:14:42.700 You can bet on me.

01:14:43.520 Yeah.

01:14:43.900 Tyron Woodley said the same thing.

01:14:45.400 Lost $20,000.

01:14:46.620 You did?

01:14:47.480 That's really unfortunate.

01:14:48.620 The only savior of that story was he had just won that $20,000.

01:14:52.120 Started with $500, played blackjack, got up to $20,000.

01:14:54.860 It was like, T. Woodley was just on the podcast.

01:14:57.560 I'm betting on him.

01:14:58.320 I'm betting on T.M.

01:14:59.320 And then Usman.

01:15:02.100 Broke his face.

01:15:02.920 Usman.

01:15:03.580 He's good.

01:15:04.840 He's good.

01:15:05.820 I remember Woodley's really good, too.

01:15:07.160 There's a lot of talent. 0.96

01:15:07.860 Was that the same guy you saw Ben Askren be the baddest ass of all time? 0.88

01:15:11.360 What do you think of Ben Askren? 0.99

01:15:13.000 Do you know who he is?

01:15:13.840 Big curly head of Ben Askren?

01:15:14.220 I do know who Ben Askren is.

01:15:16.480 Extremely talented wrestler.

01:15:17.920 Yeah.

01:15:18.200 crazy talented

01:15:19.220 crazy talented

01:15:19.940 he's another fighter

01:15:21.660 I mean

01:15:22.120 he's just one of those

01:15:23.080 people that

01:15:23.400 what's impressive

01:15:23.700 I will say what's impressive

01:15:24.780 with him is he went from

01:15:26.260 having absolutely

01:15:27.260 nobody know who his name is

01:15:28.800 to one of the very

01:15:29.720 biggest players

01:15:30.400 in the UFC game

01:15:31.340 overnight

01:15:31.820 was it because of

01:15:33.100 getting smashed on the ground

01:15:34.280 uh-huh

01:15:34.840 I don't think it was

01:15:35.300 no it wasn't even

01:15:36.280 we were at the fight

01:15:37.740 when he got 0.99

01:15:38.400 fucking 0.99

01:15:39.000 it was so early 0.99

01:15:40.980 in the fight

01:15:41.420 and he got

01:15:42.120 he got dropped

01:15:43.120 slammed harder

01:15:43.960 than I have seen

01:15:45.360 on his head

01:15:46.200 and he's barely

01:15:47.680 his eyes are closing

01:15:48.980 he's done

01:15:49.400 I'm like

01:15:49.660 we're like yo

01:15:50.180 this ref has to call the fight

01:15:51.200 and comes back 1.00

01:15:52.840 and literally chokes the dude out

01:15:54.040 like two minutes

01:15:54.540 I'm like

01:15:54.980 how did that just happen

01:15:56.240 anything can happen in fights man

01:15:58.020 anything can happen

01:15:59.440 and he's got that

01:16:00.180 he's got that

01:16:00.640 Daniel Cormier

01:16:01.360 Andy Ruiz type body

01:16:03.140 where it's like

01:16:03.620 dad bod

01:16:04.080 I mean

01:16:04.520 to the max

01:16:05.540 you into dad bods

01:16:06.520 besides like

01:16:07.240 no my husband does not have a dad bod

01:16:09.980 no I know that

01:16:10.660 it's nice

01:16:11.600 but what do you think of dad bods

01:16:12.880 just out of curiosity

01:16:13.760 they're great for dads

01:16:15.220 there we go

01:16:16.840 you just how do you manage to stay so neutral we're like trying to like i'm so sorry do i need

01:16:21.460 to like break it i don't know no we're just okay no no it's good you got a brand to uphold

01:16:26.700 thank you came on this podcast but now you got a good dad about and bro you wore that one hoodie

01:16:32.380 the other day and it fit your body nice and i was like you look good ready for this you have

01:16:36.460 a good dad bod barely i mean i know i had a little bit of a dad but listen let me i'll be

01:16:43.240 honestly we went to saint laurent store yeah we went in really quickly logan said hey man you uh

01:16:48.140 see anything you like and i was like and i got like giddy like a kid i was like dad's gonna buy 0.64

01:16:52.980 me some shit and i was like yo this hoodie i tried it on i was swagging like logan was like yo 0.96

01:16:58.420 that shit is fire and he goes he goes yeah man you look great in it and i'm like what and she's 0.99

01:17:05.120 like so are we taking it and i'm like i looked at him and he goes you buying it mike and i go 1.00

01:17:10.780 motherfucker man i can't even give my friends compliments and like you know encourage them to 0.82

01:17:15.880 shop without them thinking i'm gonna buy them and i asked them you can't you can't come in with that 0.98

01:17:19.640 loaded expectation no i didn't i didn't i was hoping but i also i also asked him what is the

01:17:24.900 net worth value that makes it appropriate to buy 950 dollar hoodies that's how much the 0.83

01:17:33.300 fucking hoodie was yeah and he goes he goes i'd say roughly 10 mil if you have 10 mil liquid you 0.96

01:17:38.100 can buy nine hundred and fifty dollar hoodies 30 30 you ever buy him gifts your hubby oh yeah we 0.99

01:17:43.480 buy each other stuff all the time really what's it what's it what's a gift that god gets him weak

01:17:46.860 oh he likes watches watches he likes some nice shoes uh he would love if i could just buy him

01:17:54.880 more tattoos because uh pretty filled up though yeah he's got a little bit of tattoos i have a

01:18:00.540 few small ones but i feel like tattoos are that if once you like hit a certain point you just got

01:18:06.380 to go full send.

01:18:07.480 It was when he did his throat

01:18:08.380 then it's like it's over.

01:18:09.580 Oh yeah.

01:18:10.060 The throat.

01:18:10.660 You want him to do face or no?

01:18:12.300 No face.

01:18:12.880 No face.

01:18:13.460 No face.

01:18:14.780 My arm manager

01:18:15.660 we have the same manager

01:18:16.520 and he's like

01:18:16.940 no more tattoos.

01:18:18.840 I mean bro

01:18:19.380 at this point

01:18:20.020 like you're not pursuing

01:18:20.880 a career in rapping huh?

01:18:22.180 No.

01:18:22.620 Maybe no face dance.

01:18:23.640 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:24.200 Maybe lay off the face.

01:18:25.220 Well Jake

01:18:25.660 my brother

01:18:26.260 I don't know if you

01:18:26.760 are familiar with my brother.

01:18:27.860 Jake's

01:18:28.000 he might get one.

01:18:29.700 A face stat?

01:18:30.160 A face stat?

01:18:30.840 I think he will.

01:18:32.040 I think he will.

01:18:32.540 That's bad dude.

01:18:33.200 I think he will.

01:18:33.660 Did you see his arm?

01:18:35.100 I haven't yet.

01:18:36.380 tattoos no his arm is his new dad is insane he's 22 so he's right on the cusp of about to and i

01:18:42.060 mean he's he just did almost full sleeve he just had a lady wearing a uh dead tiger with a sword

01:18:48.720 through its head on his arm but also it turns into an octopus yeah i don't really know what i'm

01:18:54.640 saying it's an octopus women in a wolf's head with a sword through the three of them it's like almost

01:18:59.260 you know you know turducken that they serve on thanksgiving where it's like this is an octopus

01:19:04.300 was woman wolfs but it's been stabbed yeah it's sort of yeah it's got a lot of meaning they're

01:19:08.020 really they're really common in calabasas i've seen them do you party do i party do you drink

01:19:13.340 alcohol do you smoke weed i do not smoke weed no drink well because i'm a freshman athlete i feel

01:19:18.680 like there's a time and place for that and in the prime of your athletic career isn't um i'm more of

01:19:23.640 like a social drinker not really am i feel like i got my partying out of the way in like high school

01:19:27.580 what's your high school whoa what's your dlc drink of choice drink of choice moscow mules actually

01:19:33.000 Wow, we love Moscow mule.

01:19:35.480 That's a great drink. 0.99

01:19:36.860 I fucking love Moscow mule. 0.98

01:19:37.720 But I will surprise you at something. 0.99

01:19:39.380 There are a lot of nights where we go out

01:19:40.620 because we do have to go to a lot of shindigs and events.

01:19:44.180 You guys seem like a really good time.

01:19:45.700 Oh, it's incredible.

01:19:47.460 But you wouldn't believe this,

01:19:48.880 but we also drink a lot of Red Bull vodkas

01:19:50.160 because we get out around 10 p.m.

01:19:52.000 and we're sleeping.

01:19:52.980 Exhausted.

01:19:53.260 We're not even real people.

01:19:54.480 You're not getting straight up plastered anymore.

01:19:56.540 Those days are over.

01:19:56.920 Okay, no, but what is my new fun thing to do is,

01:19:59.000 okay, whenever, because there'll be social events

01:20:01.040 where I have to go out and, you know,

01:20:02.740 all drink socially but my my the best thing i do is my favorite party trick i get my husband

01:20:08.040 hammered and i make him give me a lap dance shut up it's amazing that happens all the time

01:20:14.900 hell yo that's amazing if you drink him shirts coming off in the club no way and it's okay 0.96

01:20:23.120 he's my husband he gave me a lap dance at our wedding can he dance yeah that's amazing so it's

01:20:29.580 lap dance scale

01:20:31.300 10 out of 10

01:20:32.300 where is he at

01:20:32.920 oh he's on

01:20:33.820 yeah it's like a 10

01:20:34.760 it's a 10

01:20:35.200 I gotta say I'm jealous

01:20:37.280 I'm jealous in this situation

01:20:38.900 that's a dope relationship

01:20:39.960 could you teach us all 1.00

01:20:40.200 how to perform a lap dance

01:20:41.320 after the show

01:20:42.100 yes please yes

01:20:43.540 I mean

01:20:44.140 he's good

01:20:44.720 well we got

01:20:45.280 we got booze

01:20:46.440 we got booze

01:20:47.640 if you can have a little drunk today

01:20:49.180 he'll do it for sure

01:20:50.120 it's absolutely

01:20:50.700 it's incredible

01:20:51.280 and I strive to have

01:20:52.860 a relationship like that one day

01:20:54.120 must be nice being

01:20:55.160 in love page man's name

01:20:56.120 it's amazing

01:20:57.240 I'm gonna go check out this sand

01:20:58.360 I gotta go see what's up with the sand

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - June 08, 2019

UFC FIGHTER PAIGE VANZANT GOT KNOCKED OUT BY HER HUSBAND - IMPAULSIVE EP. 85

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