Impaulsive with Logan Paul - A MESSAGE TO JUSTIN BIEBER - IMPAULSIVE EP. 86

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00:02:12.260 Before we started rolling, he said,

00:02:14.280 Hey, Logan, I just want you to know,

00:02:16.460 I walked in here during the party yesterday in the garage,

00:02:19.960 this room, by the way, off limits,

00:02:22.060 and David Dobrik and Corinna were sitting on the set.

00:02:25.900 uh hold on a second i was focusing on my arm what did you just say 1.00

00:02:31.280 you guys look like idiots why do you say that i don't know he's drinking a beer you have 0.99

00:02:43.380 sunglasses on can't be a beer can't be a beer because youtube demonetized apple juice yeah 1.00

00:02:48.180 yeah that's it's apple juice welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world

00:02:53.440 how you guys doing huh that's good thanks for listening watching viewing subscribing

00:02:57.620 you're not subscribed i'm gonna be honest don't subscribe dude i don't want to be here right now

00:03:02.400 i don't want to know at this point if you're not subscribed now rose can you don't can you

00:03:06.300 inject this ivy in my arm guys this this this um this podcast will by far be the worst least

00:03:15.180 productive podcast you'll ever see there's gonna be absolutely no value add to your life today um

00:03:20.460 we just had a party yesterday it's called logan's luau you may have seen it on social media

00:03:24.400 and as you can see here my lovely friend rose is sticking a needle in my arm

00:03:28.520 squeeze my fist you won't be seeing that though unfortunately because youtube youtube let us

00:03:33.120 yeah oh my god ah ah ah ah rose oh my god rose you broke it off in his arm

00:03:40.580 ah not bad not bad but yeah dude we're all we're all struggling today me included i am

00:03:46.100 not present i'm not conscious but dylan my producer forced me to come and make an episode

00:03:51.240 today with what i'm not doing you're not nope no no no i'm mike i'm mike your friend mike do you

00:03:56.860 remember being at the party uh from what i understand i didn't go to that party i didn't

00:04:01.720 actually go to the party so you're you were actually there we saw you there you were there

00:04:05.740 i've not yet seen any hate to break it to believe anything that you guys are saying it's funny you

00:04:10.140 say that because i actually do have um video of you at the party it well you're not in this

00:04:15.080 specific video but this is you could sweep around so i could get a view on this uh this video this

00:04:20.180 is our friend riley reed um as you can see right there and i'm gonna put the headphones on for this

00:04:26.100 because i this is interesting i do not well this this happened at some point in the party and i by

00:04:30.980 the way i cut the video short because it's a little too explicit but that that's you actually

00:04:38.180 that's just a set of hands well it is actually you pouring that bottle you can tell by the flat

00:04:44.300 feet i've got no reason to believe i mean you say the video was longer but no well it because i i

00:04:50.300 cut out the part where you stuck your fingers down her mouth and she regurgitated the vodka

00:04:54.380 you just poured in her throat because it seemed not appropriate for youtube or well i mean at 0.99

00:04:59.620 the end of the day in all honesty like fuck dude nothing we're doing today is appropriate so you 0.99

00:05:03.860 probably should have just shown it i'll show it at some point at some point no i i have another 0.98

00:05:08.020 video here of you being a degenerate mike if you are interested in seeing it and it's weird because

00:05:12.640 as a 34 year old you would expect you to be 0.75

00:05:15.020 the most responsible but man this one's bad

00:05:17.220 who's that

00:05:17.740 so it looks like you just pushed a kid

00:05:20.980 to the ground and

00:05:22.520 you're looking for food but you can't find it

00:05:25.260 so

00:05:27.940 you're throwing everything and you're pushing everything

00:05:30.760 he's just gone at this point

00:05:31.660 look at the bliss

00:05:35.160 at the end

00:05:36.120 so by the way just to refresh

00:05:39.080 your memory this is right before

00:05:40.500 The 16 year old

00:05:42.340 Who is 0.51

00:05:43.640 Twice as young as you

00:05:45.920 Twice as young

00:05:47.460 He walked you up to your room

00:05:49.900 And put you in time out and you went to sleep

00:05:52.160 At 6pm

00:05:53.180 Are you the only person

00:05:56.640 That got forcibly removed

00:05:58.540 I got forcibly removed technically from our party

00:06:00.760 And one and I also do want to say this

00:06:02.900 I mentioned it earlier in the podcast

00:06:04.720 But I do want to go as far as to say this one more time

00:06:06.540 That's not me

00:06:07.140 That's not me

00:06:08.500 100%

00:06:09.240 That is not me

00:06:10.520 I was not at the party

00:06:11.900 Okay

00:06:12.140 That's not me

00:06:12.820 Okay

00:06:13.160 And I can tell you

00:06:14.160 I do want to touch quickly

00:06:15.340 And apologies

00:06:16.360 I know you've got more stories

00:06:17.560 A couple apologies 1.00

00:06:18.540 First of all to the Nelk boys

00:06:19.860 I heard there was some waterboarding

00:06:21.480 That went on 1.00

00:06:21.960 Mike waterboarded the Nelk boys 1.00

00:06:23.380 With tequila 1.00

00:06:23.840 Apologies to you Mr. Foreguard

00:06:25.760 Kyle and Jesse

00:06:26.720 And Jesse's father as well

00:06:28.100 I apologize

00:06:28.760 They weren't too happy huh

00:06:29.760 Let me explain

00:06:32.040 Are they still upset

00:06:32.780 No I've talked to him

00:06:34.160 Multiple times this morning

00:06:35.040 But let me just tell you

00:06:35.700 A couple quickly okay

00:06:36.840 How this happened 0.67

00:06:37.940 i was planning the running the party like the list and all this shit logan just makes things 0.99

00:06:43.940 harder dude like i tell him no more spending money he wants fucking sharks mechanical sharks 0.98

00:06:49.480 ice cream stations the kid was just spending money i'm trying to cap this budget then every 0.98

00:06:54.440 person that texts him he's like you gotta add him to the list i'm like bro we capped the list 0.74

00:06:57.980 at 250 it's not 450 and you just keep adding people so i was doing all that shit forgot to 0.90

00:07:03.120 eat didn't eat anything at all and then i just started pouring tequila down my gullet problem 0.98

00:07:09.800 number two quickly is i usually try to not party too hard so that i can have sex at some point 0.96

00:07:18.240 because i don't want real bad whiskey dick or by the way to just not even be coherent when i try to 0.92

00:07:23.000 have sex i had sex within five minutes of the party starting literally and so as soon as i was 0.99

00:07:29.900 done with that it was fucking go time bro i had nothing left to save myself for and so all of my 0.98

00:07:36.200 responsibilities were out the window and the list was falling apart i think i think i i don't know 0.95

00:07:42.280 if you're invited to the next one even if it's here i'll make you leave the house you can plan

00:07:47.000 it you could throw it but you just might not be invited evan was evan was asked to jump off the

00:07:51.580 balcony there was a there was a jump jump jump for evidence that i was like jump jump evan's 0.59

00:07:57.840 like what the fuck i'm not jumping on the concrete uh i think bradley martin was gonna catch him 0.60

00:08:03.080 yeah he was um i i'm reading these notes here logan was nowhere to be seen for three hours 0.93

00:08:07.040 i don't remember that uh and spencer was holding lectures on the benefits of living

00:08:11.640 limiting carbon emissions were you doing that i might have seems like some of you you and angel

00:08:17.160 your sober vegan relationship man i'm so envious of you guys yeah we just kind of chilled we were

00:08:22.980 like bouncing in and out of the party but mainly in my room must be i saw you guys in the kitchen

00:08:27.220 A lot too

00:08:27.880 It was overall

00:08:28.880 A success dude

00:08:29.700 It was

00:08:30.160 The house was

00:08:30.920 By the way 1.00

00:08:31.320 A fucking disgusting mess 1.00

00:08:33.520 She's about to stick it in 1.00

00:08:34.900 She's about to stick it in

00:08:35.780 Are you upset

00:08:36.540 With the wooden floor

00:08:37.400 At all

00:08:38.120 Like is that

00:08:38.680 Is it kind of gone

00:08:39.520 It's disgusting

00:08:39.880 At this point

00:08:40.280 And it's like

00:08:41.440 It's nice reclaimed wood

00:08:43.560 So

00:08:44.080 And it's

00:08:44.820 It's permanently

00:08:45.380 Just ruined

00:08:46.040 I came downstairs

00:08:47.320 This morning

00:08:48.180 I looked over the railing

00:08:49.120 And the maids

00:08:50.020 Had just arrived

00:08:50.600 It was 8am

00:08:51.240 Oh no

00:08:52.260 And the one

00:08:52.720 The one 1.00

00:08:53.380 She's kind of cute 0.99

00:08:54.200 She's like the young one

00:08:55.300 She looks at me 0.70

00:08:55.900 And I just see

00:08:57.040 the despair in her eyes

00:08:59.040 knowing that she has probably about

00:09:01.040 seven to eight hours worth of work to do

00:09:02.980 with her crew. She looked at me like this. She was like

00:09:04.700 Oh no.

00:09:06.860 She's got to stick me again, boys. She's going for round 1.00

00:09:09.020 two. Why? We had some sort of problem. 1.00

00:09:11.160 My vein collapsed or something like that 0.99

00:09:12.720 from alcohol poisoning or some shit. 1.00

00:09:16.120 Fuck me up, nurse. 1.00

00:09:17.720 This is, uh, we're not 1.00

00:09:19.040 good examples. Please don't follow our list.

00:09:20.800 Oh yeah, I wanted to say that too. First of all,

00:09:23.680 that, what you've just seen,

00:09:25.020 never happens to me, okay? First and foremost,

00:09:27.040 too i can assure you that's a lie but really rarely no that's not true not at that level 1.00

00:09:32.440 rarely happens too don't be a fucking idiot and do what i fucking do that's stupid but awesome 1.00

00:09:39.380 um fuck hey andre told me told me something that uh that was pretty interesting um before 1.00

00:09:48.100 we started rolling the cameras man this is so weird i'm not used to having this like 0.99

00:09:52.380 little energy i told you this is the worst podcast ever bro should we even post this

00:09:56.800 You guys literally have fluids in your arm.

00:09:58.880 It's not going to be.

00:09:59.700 This is going to be an awesome podcast.

00:10:01.140 Look, Andre, maybe we should just talk about some really relevant stuff.

00:10:05.500 All right, let's do that eventually.

00:10:06.920 But Andre told me that before we started rolling, he said,

00:10:11.120 Hey, Logan, I just want you to know I walked in here during the party yesterday

00:10:16.140 in the garage, this room, by the way, off limits,

00:10:18.360 and David Dobrik and Corinna were sitting on the set.

00:10:25.020 Hold on a second.

00:10:25.840 i was focusing on my arm what did you just say to me david dobrik and corinna were sitting on the

00:10:31.900 set and so i'm i'm first question i'm like okay maybe they were talking casually i said andre

00:10:36.220 were they filming he's like i think they were but this can't be good so i'm just because i was

00:10:42.780 wondering like no offense corinna i was like i'm surprised she came at all yeah like i'm surprised

00:10:49.180 that's a bold move showed up very bold so it was funny was she in and out or did she stay no no no

00:10:54.600 No, they were here for 45 minutes, bro.

00:10:57.060 It seemed like a very clear, like, mission

00:11:00.500 or something they had to accomplish.

00:11:02.080 And I thought that before, before they... 0.95

00:11:05.580 Oh, that one really fucking hurts bad, dude. 0.97

00:11:08.340 Charlie bit my finger. 0.96

00:11:09.620 I thought that before I heard about them being on the... 0.99

00:11:13.980 It's just sticking out of the top of my fucking arm, Nurse Rose. 0.99

00:11:17.400 I think she's pissed off 1.00

00:11:18.760 when I was talking about getting blowjobs 1.00

00:11:20.320 before the fucking podcast. 1.00

00:11:21.620 And she's like, this moron. 1.00

00:11:22.640 She's sounding, yeah. 1.00

00:11:23.340 She's such a shit Christian. 1.00

00:11:24.600 ah you're fucking the break now you're doing great all right really quickly on the on the 1.00

00:11:30.000 dough brick thing here's some fucking tea for you youtube viewers i was within five feet yesterday 1.00

00:11:37.060 no fuck that i was standing with them i don't even know why i said five feet of a conversation 0.99

00:11:41.500 between phase banks and corinna imagine how fucking crazy that conversation was oh i see 0.99

00:11:48.600 okay okay corinna aka tfue's current girlfriend was it heated um what how did it go no not at 0.74

00:11:56.260 all not at all they're pretty chill banks actually said that he wished tfue was here

00:12:02.820 so that i think he said so he could hug him like bank banks is upset about the whole thing like 0.71

00:12:07.960 not like upset like yo you threw me under the bus that kind of shit but like upset like yo you were 0.92

00:12:13.120 were slash are a good friend of mine like he's hurt he's hurt is that still going on is that 0.94

00:12:19.420 yeah i mean he said the lawsuit's still popping like it's happening dude but but watching corinne

00:12:23.640 i was like yo i and dobrik was right there i'm like i'm in such a crazy spot i wanted to like

00:12:28.340 drop us a break the internet type selfie but i was like let's just let these people have their moment

00:12:32.160 anyways back to dobrik and corinna being on the set oh yeah man whatever i'm just nervous dude

00:12:40.500 I feel like I'm going to be like the butt of a vlog joke.

00:12:44.320 I don't want that smoke, dude.

00:12:46.220 I also met Jeff.

00:12:48.280 At Jeff.

00:12:49.480 Oh, yeah.

00:12:50.200 He came over too.

00:12:51.560 Jeff Witek.

00:12:52.240 Yeah.

00:12:53.440 Is he older?

00:12:54.560 A little bit older?

00:12:55.240 Is he closer to my age?

00:12:56.300 Even him clicked.

00:12:57.140 Y'all came from a very similar background as well.

00:13:00.220 He's from the East Coast?

00:13:01.020 No, drugs.

00:13:01.960 Really?

00:13:02.900 I think he sold them, bro.

00:13:04.580 He's from drugs.

00:13:05.200 I think he sold them.

00:13:07.660 I think he sold drugs.

00:13:08.900 So we're from a really?

00:13:10.500 Oh, my God.

00:13:15.800 Oh, I can smell it.

00:13:17.640 I think I might.

00:13:18.380 So we're from a really similar background.

00:13:21.300 It's like barbecue sauce.

00:13:23.780 Barbecue sauce in like 1942.

00:13:27.100 It's like it's just.

00:13:28.280 Yeah.

00:13:28.680 I pity any girl who hooks up with Mike, dude.

00:13:31.240 Why would you say that?

00:13:32.080 I'm a passionate lover. 0.70

00:13:33.960 You burp in their face.

00:13:35.080 No, I didn't do it on the face. 0.93

00:13:36.400 I would never do it.

00:13:37.800 when Mike sits down and he eats,

00:13:39.640 I'll be enjoying a nice meal

00:13:41.620 8 p.m. after a workout.

00:13:43.300 Mike will sit down. He goes,

00:13:45.320 This is true.

00:13:47.340 Watching Mike eat is like a caveman.

00:13:50.080 It's like somebody's trying to take

00:13:51.840 his food from his plate, and he's

00:13:53.700 got to get it down as quick as possible.

00:13:56.140 I won't argue with this at all.

00:13:58.120 It doesn't make eye contact.

00:14:00.940 He's got to get it done. 1.00

00:14:02.260 He sounds like a fucking feral wolf. 1.00

00:14:03.860 Does anybody else eat like that out there? 1.00

00:14:05.440 I just love food, and I get so excited.

00:14:07.260 i think i'm like broly like you probably gotta give me like a maze mike like broly yet so i

00:14:12.860 can't like fork it as fast we give our dog broly a maze bowl so he has to find his food and take

00:14:19.260 forever to eat it because otherwise he gets hiccups because he eats do you think you could

00:14:22.400 just start feeding me in that bowl yes the answer to this is absolutely my mom has told me since i

00:14:28.540 was a little baby boy dude she's like you like it's literally exactly what you said i feel bad

00:14:34.760 for any girl that goes on a date with you because you just 1.00

00:14:36.720 are disgusting. Oh, she's on the same page? 1.00

00:14:38.880 Exact same thing. Oh my god. I won't even

00:14:40.640 try to argue this at all. Like it's

00:14:42.540 completely true. Do you have an off switch though for like

00:14:44.640 dates? Like surely you shoot

00:14:46.740 with your mouth closed. Just the thing is 0.80

00:14:48.440 is I'll expose myself

00:14:50.580 for something else too that you called

00:14:52.540 me out on. I think I've been doing it

00:14:54.500 for so long similarly

00:14:56.480 to not always remembering to shake my 1.00

00:14:58.420 dick. Remember you yelled at me on that one 1.00

00:15:00.400 after I pee. And so like

00:15:02.480 yes, I am I caveman 0.99

00:15:04.380 yeah but am i a caveman by choice or caveman by fucking by like practice do you know what i'm 0.98

00:15:10.680 saying now i don't think about it so when i'm eating like that that's it dude the only thing 0.97

00:15:17.440 that i don't think about it bro to me i'm just eating bro and it's i'm like wow this food's

00:15:21.860 really good you know like the typical the typical like evolution of man where like it just kind of

00:15:27.620 like goes you know from like a person crawling up to a man you're you just kind of stopped at the at

00:15:33.880 the caveman stage and just added

00:15:36.020 Yeezys.

00:15:37.640 And you went from the caveman to a caveman 0.99

00:15:39.940 with white Yeezys. So really, he's this 1.00

00:15:41.880 one with the spear. Maybe even the guy

00:15:43.980 with the club.

00:15:46.760 Wait, somebody out there, please

00:15:49.900 make a picture of me as the caveman with Yeezys. 1.00

00:15:52.600 I'll even go 0.98

00:15:53.460 one back to

00:15:55.120 because when I had my splenectomy when I

00:15:57.940 was 16, I walked with a hunch

00:15:59.720 and I still do. If you notice,

00:16:02.200 I have poor posture. Like, look at me right now.

00:16:03.880 hunched over so like technically i'm probably just the second gorilla

00:16:06.860 overall though i think the party was a success not on a budget from a budget not from a budget

00:16:14.580 standpoint because we had no reason to throw the party we had no sponsor no reason no sponsor i

00:16:22.480 was trying to stay open-minded during the whole process i was like where's the value in it you

00:16:27.340 know like i was i was trying to stay open-minded i'm did you find any no i haven't yet barely even

00:16:33.320 went to the party he was he watched most of the party from the inside with angel yeah through

00:16:37.580 the window watching like not even people watching it's more for you it's more like being at a zoo 1.00

00:16:42.280 like you were looking at us you're like look at that stupid one falling over the place 1.00

00:16:46.320 it really was like it's about me you're like oh look at the dumb one dude he's so stupid 1.00

00:16:51.200 with the bottle running around why is he sticking his finger down that girl's mic 0.99

00:16:55.980 it's actually so accurate andre has a drone shot of mike chasing me around the party trying to pour 0.99

00:17:02.100 vodka on me and i'm like what the fuck are you doing and i snapped on you because you poured it 0.97

00:17:05.580 on you you poured it down my throat and on my face i saw it you're that guy but oh i was that 1.00

00:17:10.940 guy i made a story too about it today i was that guy at the party i should have so fucking i'm like 0.99

00:17:15.160 people are are laughing at it like laughing at me like use me as a pole to laugh at that's fine 0.95

00:17:21.240 i just wanted to make sure i didn't one punch anyone's dad two like barf on anyone three like 0.99

00:17:28.360 do something else stupid. Mike goes, Mike goes, are people 0.99

00:17:30.400 saying things about me? Are they saying mean

00:17:32.380 things? And I was like, I don't think

00:17:34.040 like, the goodness is you have no more

00:17:36.580 respect to lose.

00:17:38.180 Like, you can't go lower than

00:17:40.320 where you already are. Like, you didn't

00:17:42.360 surprise anyone with your actions.

00:17:44.200 No one was like, man, Mike was being an 1.00

00:17:46.260 extra moron today. They're like, yeah, that's Mike. 1.00

00:17:48.940 I got a text from

00:17:50.400 from this girl

00:17:52.300 if I could find it. Oh, man. 0.97

00:17:54.420 I got a lot of texts. 0.99

00:17:55.060 uh funniest oh she said funniest shit i've seen in a while and then she said um you were wild and 0.99

00:18:02.060 you like grabbed my face and i was like mike i'm eating chicken you just said nothing smashed your 0.99

00:18:05.720 lips into my face and i go damn it well at least you know i love you and she goes i was kind of 0.97

00:18:12.860 into it you were being a crazy person i was like okay so i guess maybe it maybe it worked the con 0.98

00:18:18.640 for the most part things were good bradley martin was laughing what other guests were here we had

00:18:22.400 some other large we did we had some we had some big people bellethorn came um victoria justice

00:18:26.920 was here a lot of youtubers uh banks came did rice come come i don't think he did didn't see

00:18:32.620 rice probably rice doesn't really go out without abby and abby's in louisiana so

00:18:37.080 oh yeah amanda and king bachelor was it was it it was also about 100 degrees it was so hot yo i

00:18:47.720 learned in the 90s i learned the uh intricacies of throwing a party like like where groups congregate

00:18:54.400 and for ours it was so hot in the sand was that we shipped 50 000 pounds of sand to our backyard

00:18:59.260 as you guys know was so hot no one stood there the luau party just became like a regular day

00:19:05.400 party in la everyone was inside the house and so and that sort of discouraged me too because not

00:19:11.280 like we have a pool and like three people were in it and shots that you were one of them want to 0.98

00:19:15.640 And shouts to you also because you're a porn star 0.98

00:19:17.700 because the only people that were in the pool were the porn stars. 1.00

00:19:19.900 Wait, what? 0.92

00:19:20.520 Yes.

00:19:20.960 I don't think the porn stars were in it.

00:19:22.320 Oh, sorry.

00:19:22.980 Shasta, you were in the pool, weren't you? 0.98

00:19:25.280 You're not a porn star? 0.94

00:19:26.840 Okay, fair enough. 0.65

00:19:27.520 Not even close.

00:19:28.540 Fair enough.

00:19:28.840 Not even remotely close.

00:19:29.740 It's the exact opposite.

00:19:30.680 I know why.

00:19:32.100 Because people in L.A. love their shoes.

00:19:36.160 They love their shoes.

00:19:38.040 So everybody's showing up to a day party with $1,000 shoes, $500 shoes, whatever.

00:19:43.600 They're not going to take them off,

00:19:44.860 And they're definitely not going to leave them without their, you know, supervision.

00:19:48.720 Also, dude, I had a lot of dudes come up to me and they had comments about how much, how many pounds of makeup were at the party. 0.97

00:19:57.140 Like, man, some of these girls, some of these girls were cake.

00:20:01.760 I had some.

00:20:02.380 Never seen anything like it.

00:20:03.440 Yeah.

00:20:03.760 All in one spot.

00:20:04.540 And they can't, think about it.

00:20:05.520 They can't jump in the pool because their face will fall off.

00:20:08.100 They'll have no head left. 0.85

00:20:10.020 one girl came up to me and said uh um i'd like to take you out to eat this week i'll pay my buy

00:20:18.240 and uh i'll tell you who later and she was like my family has a lot of money oh and i was like 1.00

00:20:24.940 i don't know like this is kind of interesting she's got a big buck too dude she's hot 1.00

00:20:30.300 so maybe i'll do that but i don't even think i would let a girl would you guys let a girl buy 1.00

00:20:34.120 dinner ever for any never actually no you know what you know what no i would i would i would

00:20:39.220 but but not the first like i think it's like the first five dates i go on i would never let a girl 0.63

00:20:45.520 buy shit no i remember um i remember one of my girlfriends bought me dinner a couple times and

00:20:51.360 it was like it was like really really attractive and refreshing yeah it was like a powerful yeah 0.99

00:20:56.320 it was just like it reminded me i mean i knew this but it's just a little reminder that you're

00:21:00.600 with like an independent girl and that's important to me so what if she tried to take you home after

00:21:06.160 bang you with a strap on like where does it stop in terms of like power plays do you know what i'm 1.00

00:21:12.780 saying like what if she's like i got she comes out opens the door for you when you leave the

00:21:16.440 restaurant like where does it stop exactly like where does it go from like a cool girl to like 1.00

00:21:21.720 dominant like i gotta get out of here exactly wait that girl hit on you which one the strap 1.00

00:21:28.040 on girl what just happened the girl that the girl that asked you to dinner yeah i i hit on a couple

00:21:33.860 girls yesterday except when i get um there's like a certain like area of uh intoxication where

00:21:41.260 my ability to hit on girls is is zero same yeah absolutely zero like like i went up to one girl 0.67

00:21:47.580 and she's like hi and i was like hey what's up and she's like oh my god like this is a fun party

00:21:53.040 I was like

00:21:53.380 I like the way you look

00:21:54.500 she's like

00:21:56.280 what?

00:21:56.680 I was like

00:21:56.900 you look nice

00:21:57.980 and she's like

00:21:59.440 okay

00:22:00.680 and so I just say

00:22:01.900 weird things like that

00:22:02.580 I had another interaction 0.97

00:22:03.800 with a girl

00:22:04.320 she's like 0.99

00:22:05.780 hey what's your name?

00:22:06.960 I was like

00:22:07.520 I don't know

00:22:08.380 Logan 0.94

00:22:08.740 she's like

00:22:10.500 it was just like

00:22:11.440 an awkward pause

00:22:11.960 it's good that

00:22:12.400 you didn't know 0.99

00:22:13.160 no shit 0.99

00:22:13.580 I was like 0.99

00:22:13.880 I don't know Logan

00:22:14.500 and we were just

00:22:15.340 kind of like

00:22:15.640 looking at each other

00:22:16.200 like this

00:22:16.580 and she's like

00:22:17.640 don't you want to

00:22:19.020 know my name?

00:22:20.140 and in my head

00:22:20.540 I was like

00:22:20.860 nah 0.99

00:22:21.140 I don't give a fuck 0.99

00:22:22.340 about your name 0.99

00:22:22.900 So obviously he said yes

00:22:25.260 I was like yeah dude

00:22:26.380 And she's like okay

00:22:27.320 Hi my name is Mel

00:22:28.640 I was like oh that's tight

00:22:31.340 I hate those conversations

00:22:32.880 Good stuff

00:22:33.880 Where do we go from here Mel

00:22:36.860 What 1.00

00:22:38.060 Shut the fuck up 1.00

00:22:40.540 Shut the fuck up 1.00

00:22:41.960 Andre saw 1.00

00:22:43.420 She started pitching me bro

00:22:46.340 Within 10 minutes of the party 0.97

00:22:47.580 Wait a second I saw it happen

00:22:48.740 Was it the same girl that gave you the book

00:22:50.920 No

00:22:51.660 okay okay okay okay how many how many apps it was one just one she she she came up to me she's like

00:22:58.620 hey i know it's like your party and you know it's your house and it's a party it's a party

00:23:02.880 but like i want to let you know about this like super cool cannabis company that i'm and i go

00:23:07.600 stop stop stop you're not pitching me now there's no way you're actually doing this right now she's

00:23:11.580 like no i'm not pitching it's a party but this app that i have is like a cannabis thing i'm like

00:23:15.900 stop lady stop lady i will stop there is one way to get kicked out of this party and that's pitching

00:23:20.660 apps don't do anything else we were gonna hang the sign outside before everyone walked in it

00:23:25.500 says don't pitch me your app we just never got around to it we should have literally any other

00:23:29.620 thing that happened at the party would be just fine except for that and i'm the shining example

00:23:33.140 of that i didn't get removed because i'd broken the rules i i just have this nice 16 year old kid

00:23:37.740 who was like yo it's in your best shout out gauge shout out gauge that's the kid that saved mike's

00:23:42.020 life show him show him real quick give him some give him some screen time he there it is let's go

00:23:47.020 that kid that kid came in here yesterday and he was like yo you're like my idol and like i'm like 0.92

00:23:53.760 yo this is bad like i'm starting to have an effect on fucking people i wanna that's scary this is a 0.86

00:23:59.680 very uh social episode and so there's like social etiquette and social rules so i want to ask you a 0.95

00:24:05.340 question mike um maybe this could help some of our young uh strapping young female oh our male

00:24:11.960 viewers and the females too okay so when you're at a party and there's uh multiple girls that

00:24:18.060 you've been with okay at the same party all the same vicinity proximity is tight how do you handle

00:24:24.360 it how is there some sort of mutual understanding that maybe they've slept with a decent amount of

00:24:30.400 dudes at the same party like what's that like for you and how do you juggle that i was thinking

00:24:34.340 about it this morning and that was yesterday by the way for yeah i'll speak for myself yes

00:24:39.040 there's no juggling because someone asks if it's an unspoken rule it's just unspoken no one says

00:24:48.140 anything everyone like it's almost like the people act like almost like it never happened

00:24:54.460 but you know like i knew yesterday that any point i could just grab a hand and walk away and go have

00:25:01.580 fun you know what i'm saying it's which i did early in the party and then you go back outside

00:25:05.560 and you kind of make believe it didn't happen.

00:25:07.220 And this is crazy, by the way, 0.98

00:25:08.780 because then that girl goes 1.00

00:25:10.000 and you see her grinding on other dudes 1.00

00:25:12.340 20 minutes after you have had sex with her. 1.00

00:25:16.880 So interesting. 0.87

00:25:17.980 It's this scene.

00:25:20.240 It's L.A. kind of,

00:25:21.560 but this scene and like the Hollywood scene

00:25:23.860 is that on steroids. 0.99

00:25:25.180 Like everybody's fucking, 1.00

00:25:27.100 except for Spencer, of course. 1.00

00:25:28.080 He's just looking at all of it.

00:25:29.780 You're just looking at people.

00:25:31.000 He's like this. 1.00

00:25:31.700 He's like, look at those idiots over there. 1.00

00:25:33.920 I'm not fucking those girls. 1.00

00:25:35.560 He's fucking a lot. 1.00

00:25:36.940 Don't get me wrong. 1.00

00:25:37.480 He's probably fucking more than me. 0.99

00:25:39.180 But he's one girl. 1.00

00:25:39.920 But I'm not looking at other people.

00:25:42.700 Not at all.

00:25:43.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:25:44.900 Not at all.

00:25:45.640 Okay.

00:25:45.860 Let me double say that. 1.00

00:25:47.120 You're a pussy, Spencer. 1.00

00:25:48.440 He does not look at any other girls. 1.00

00:25:52.060 No, I look at people, but not people that are girls. 1.00

00:25:56.160 Hooking up? 1.00

00:25:57.400 You don't watch people hook up?

00:25:58.720 I prefer not to.

00:25:59.440 You didn't watch me in my room yesterday?

00:26:01.040 It's just not one of my things.

00:26:02.100 You know, someone making out behind a bush, you don't check it out for one second.

00:26:05.180 Maybe peek at it

00:26:08.640 Cause yesterday

00:26:09.220 My door was open

00:26:11.580 I didn't close my door at all

00:26:13.480 I've told Mike this

00:26:16.460 Clip this

00:26:17.240 The moment he gets exposed

00:26:19.460 Or thrown under the bus

00:26:20.600 And Mike's career is over 1.00

00:26:22.720 I'm not gonna be the homie who's like 1.00

00:26:25.220 Wait hold on a second 1.00

00:26:26.720 I'm like see ya

00:26:27.820 What about that is wrong 0.92

00:26:30.180 What about hooking up is wrong

00:26:31.960 Your door was open Mike

00:26:34.100 At a party with 350 people

00:26:36.200 So what's the rule

00:26:38.180 That's broken

00:26:39.120 No I get it

00:26:40.880 But I'm asking like what about his career ending

00:26:44.160 I'm curious

00:26:44.620 No no no

00:26:46.120 Actually yes

00:26:50.100 People are saying it

00:26:51.160 They're like yo we're watching this video

00:26:54.140 By the way there's another one

00:26:56.260 I'll send you to

00:26:56.920 If you do that though it's like I could never

00:26:58.900 I'm not doing it

00:26:59.780 I don't know if I could ever look you in the eyes again

00:27:02.060 Well, you don't look at people, as you just discussed.

00:27:04.980 Yeah, that's true.

00:27:06.180 You can't look at anyone.

00:27:07.600 You're right.

00:27:08.200 I can't.

00:27:10.040 No, but I feel like that would be a good home for you, man.

00:27:12.600 Pornhub.

00:27:13.040 Hold on.

00:27:13.460 That'd be a real good home.

00:27:14.360 It would.

00:27:15.520 I mean, you would actually be able to monetize your lifestyle. 1.00

00:27:18.300 And his dick. 1.00

00:27:19.280 Right. 1.00

00:27:19.720 Which is 95% of his lifestyle.

00:27:22.460 Exactly.

00:27:23.080 I'll be quite honest with you.

00:27:24.180 I don't have the stamina for it anymore.

00:27:27.600 I just don't.

00:27:28.280 So would you say you ain't got the stamina, you're lacking the stamina?

00:27:30.940 I'll be straight up

00:27:32.860 I'm in a cabana

00:27:34.220 Are you driving the Porsche over the floor

00:27:35.760 You ain't got the stamina

00:27:36.560 You're lacking the stamina

00:27:37.600 For some board talk

00:27:39.900 Napkins

00:27:42.060 Eating the baskets

00:27:43.480 Using too many napkins

00:27:47.560 Hey Chris D'Elia when are you coming on the show dude

00:27:49.420 What else we got

00:27:50.540 What's it going to take for that moment for Mike

00:27:53.440 I feel like he's already charted

00:27:55.140 What pushes

00:27:57.300 That's the thing you always say bro

00:27:59.400 You can only ruin

00:28:01.740 A brand that could be ruined

00:28:03.880 Like I am ruined

00:28:05.080 I don't know if you actually

00:28:08.040 Saw but recently

00:28:09.900 Views are up man

00:28:10.780 Views are up dude

00:28:12.280 Views are up

00:28:13.460 Thank you very much

00:28:14.940 I've been here six months 0.95

00:28:15.880 It took me six fucking months 0.98

00:28:17.220 But I told you I'd get it there 0.98

00:28:18.300 Hey

00:28:18.600 I think the drug consumption

00:28:20.240 At this party was low

00:28:21.440 Very low

00:28:22.160 It was low right

00:28:22.900 We had a solid group of people

00:28:24.600 Just trying to have some fun

00:28:25.900 With their shaved ice

00:28:26.900 That's good 1.00

00:28:27.740 That's because all the cokeheads 1.00

00:28:29.200 are still sleeping 1.00

00:28:30.000 from the night before.

00:28:31.720 That's why day parties

00:28:32.520 kind of just weed out

00:28:33.440 the really intense folk.

00:28:35.280 Yeah.

00:28:35.860 You know what I'm saying?

00:28:36.240 Because they're all still

00:28:36.860 in their lairs.

00:28:37.900 They got the curtains drawn 1.00

00:28:39.080 and they're just fucking 0.99

00:28:39.900 vampiring out, dude. 0.99

00:28:41.380 If you get a girl's number 1.00

00:28:42.680 right at the beginning 0.93

00:28:43.560 of your social event,

00:28:45.540 right at the beginning

00:28:46.220 of the party,

00:28:46.780 do you have to avoid her

00:28:47.920 for the rest of it?

00:28:49.480 That's awkward.

00:28:50.280 That's weird.

00:28:50.760 You know what I'm saying?

00:28:51.260 You know that?

00:28:52.020 You definitely got to play

00:28:52.720 low key.

00:28:54.260 Like, you have a number.

00:28:55.880 Like, you got what you needed.

00:28:57.560 What are you going to, like,

00:28:58.060 talk about politics?

00:28:59.060 Why aren't you trying to hook 0.95

00:29:01.660 Bro if you just met a girl 1.00

00:29:03.800 Like Mike not every girl is hooking up

00:29:05.400 In the first 10 minutes of meeting him

00:29:06.760 Not everyone's just super sorry and as good looking as you Mike

00:29:08.980 I wish we had like a womp womp womp sound

00:29:11.400 I don't know where the soundboard is 0.65

00:29:12.040 We probably did but where's our freaking soundboard

00:29:13.680 Also it's my laptop which I broke in the last episode

00:29:17.500 Because I spilled coffee on it

00:29:18.680 It's done it's completely KO'd

00:29:20.980 Everything on it lost 0.98

00:29:21.820 Can you believe it I fucking hope not bro 0.96

00:29:24.280 There are some really important things on that laptop 0.99

00:29:26.980 Like I'll be screwed

00:29:28.220 like what Danny like is your I need you to get that data recovered you think it's possible

00:29:33.680 she says it's possible by the way I speaking of getting numbers I I haven't been getting I don't

00:29:44.840 think I've gotten a girl's number in probably two years no really no need for it guys straight to

00:29:52.600 the DMs really straight to the DM guys listen follow follow wait wait even when you DM though

00:29:57.340 You don't exchange numbers?

00:29:58.220 At some point I do,

00:29:59.260 but I'll hang out in the DMs for weeks.

00:30:01.560 I know you go straight to the phone.

00:30:03.180 I'll hang out in the DMs for weeks. 1.00

00:30:04.680 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:30:05.540 I don't need more text messages. 0.99

00:30:08.020 Guys, listen, listen, listen.

00:30:09.460 There's a rule I learned.

00:30:11.760 Little trade secret here.

00:30:13.960 King Batch taught me it. 1.00

00:30:14.920 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:30:16.460 So often, sorry future wife and ex-wife 1.00

00:30:21.500 and future girlfriends.

00:30:23.040 Often at parties, depending on the party,

00:30:25.020 if there's a lot of girls there,

00:30:26.020 I'll play the field. 1.00

00:30:27.340 I'll keep my eyes roaming and I'll grab a number.

00:30:30.380 Good.

00:30:30.820 Lock it in.

00:30:31.600 Next conversation. 1.00

00:30:32.500 Next girl, grab a number, lock it in.

00:30:33.720 Like I'm just kind of hopping all over the place.

00:30:35.580 I have ADHD when it comes to both people.

00:30:37.480 And by the way, this is for dudes and girls, not necessarily dudes because I'm hitting

00:30:40.280 on them, but dudes, like any sort of business interaction that I'm having, like I'm just

00:30:43.500 collecting, bro.

00:30:44.180 I'm everywhere.

00:30:44.680 I'm meeting everyone.

00:30:46.800 With girls, though, I was always nervous about the girl who just gave me her number,

00:30:51.580 seeing me hit on literally the next girl who's 10 feet away from her and getting her number two

00:30:57.200 right like it's just this weird like sort of clashing that's happening so batch he told me um

00:31:03.620 never never take the girl's number only give them your number and they put it in in their phone

00:31:12.380 so it looked like like right girl oh what's your number let's exchange numbers whatever it is

00:31:17.340 kind of look away girl takes out her phone you're like yeah like

00:31:21.580 and she's putting it in right but you look kind of distracted not paying attention and it doesn't

00:31:29.540 appear as if you're swapping a number with someone and so you can stay healthy hate all 0.99

00:31:34.460 hate this whole why hate this why two things one who the fuck is watching you that hard 0.99

00:31:41.000 what girl is at the party literally deadlocked on you and by the way i'm sure it happens i'm not 0.99

00:31:46.620 You have no idea.

00:31:47.920 I don't doubt that.

00:31:50.620 And by the way, it's a dangerous field out there, Mike.

00:31:54.100 It's a landmine for me everywhere.

00:31:57.000 I'm walking on eggshells at my own house.

00:31:59.120 Two, this is the bigger note because you're probably right.

00:32:02.320 And by the way, I'm sure it happens to me too.

00:32:04.920 I just don't care.

00:32:05.720 I'll tell you why in a second.

00:32:06.780 But number two is that will drop your conversion rate by 80%. 0.98

00:32:15.120 men get maybe not when you're a fucking celebrity with 20 million followers on youtube just about 0.92

00:32:21.960 by the way congratulations but for a normal guy like the ones watching the show you are getting 0.99

00:32:28.720 girls numbers because i'll tell you what that girl may get your number that night she may get

00:32:34.040 five other numbers that night and she may forget to text you but if and say you're not on your best

00:32:38.100 game that night you need to be able to follow up the sales funnel is filled he's right with the

00:32:44.000 numbers of the girls you're trying to convert he's right you cannot fill a funnel without

00:32:48.660 information and data imagine me trying to be a good marketing person without the information

00:32:53.940 and the data that i need mike's right you should it's impossible most most dudes should collect

00:32:58.060 but i got again i got this advice from king back he's got clout he's got he's got clout so so and

00:33:03.040 it works it works for me it keeps the landmines uh not imploding exploding third point i run my 1.00

00:33:09.860 game off landmines you deal with a different clientele base a different set of girls my land 0.99

00:33:15.480 mines my landmines breed landmines so when i when i'm stepping on a landmine six more are exploding 1.00

00:33:23.360 around it because they're saying damn that kid mike is a fucking g he's out here sticking fingers 0.99

00:33:28.120 down throats and making out i want to i want to make out mike and i want him to stick his finger 1.00

00:33:31.780 down my throat next that's how i can't emphasize how accurate it is when you say we have a different 0.87

00:33:37.960 Clients

00:33:38.660 Completely different

00:33:39.660 Completely different

00:33:40.540 Just do we go after 1.00

00:33:41.540 Completely different girls 1.00

00:33:43.220 Dude 1.00

00:33:43.600 Mm-hmm

00:33:44.340 Sometimes

00:33:44.840 All the time

00:33:46.680 All the time

00:33:47.380 Yeah

00:33:48.180 Well we have

00:33:49.160 We have

00:33:49.620 Fanboozled our way

00:33:50.840 Into a couple of the same 1.00

00:33:52.380 Vaginas 1.00

00:33:53.300 Yeah 1.00

00:33:53.620 I don't know how I'll still

00:33:54.180 Say it

00:33:54.940 Yeah

00:33:55.180 I don't know exactly

00:33:55.960 How that happened

00:33:56.840 If we're running off

00:33:57.520 Completely

00:33:58.140 Yeah we're Eskimo bros

00:33:59.220 But like bro 0.87

00:33:59.860 That's like a

00:34:01.040 You're taking a micro

00:34:02.360 And making it a macro

00:34:03.400 I'm saying

00:34:04.240 I'm saying

00:34:04.860 That's true

00:34:05.340 99% of the time bro

00:34:07.180 I would say 94.

00:34:08.280 Let's go 97.

00:34:09.880 I'll meet you halfway at 95.5.

00:34:11.560 Okay.

00:34:11.940 Fine.

00:34:12.900 Let's play a game.

00:34:13.620 It's called Worth It or Not Worth It

00:34:15.620 with different stuff we had at the party.

00:34:20.260 Mechanical Shark.

00:34:22.040 2,000, 2,500 bucks?

00:34:23.600 Oh, yeah.

00:34:23.880 You got the prices too?

00:34:24.940 2,500.

00:34:25.740 I'd say that was worth it.

00:34:27.280 Mechanical Shark.

00:34:28.180 Really? 0.99

00:34:28.680 I saw Lil Mosey on it.

00:34:30.580 Bradley Martin wrote it.

00:34:31.800 Yep.

00:34:32.080 It's been on his story.

00:34:33.460 Yeah, I think it was worth it.

00:34:35.800 Katie Bell.

00:34:37.060 Amanda

00:34:38.060 really

00:34:39.060 girl wrote it

00:34:39.960 I would have said

00:34:41.000 not worth it

00:34:41.700 I'd say not worth it

00:34:42.620 I also would

00:34:43.180 it just didn't

00:34:44.020 it didn't

00:34:44.520 what didn't

00:34:45.020 strike a chord for me

00:34:45.880 what else would you

00:34:46.240 have put on the

00:34:47.000 boxing ring

00:34:47.840 that's the thing

00:34:48.260 I'm not sure

00:34:48.700 because I gotta be sold

00:34:49.960 as to why it's not worth it

00:34:51.040 there's like a

00:34:51.860 there's like a game

00:34:52.560 where you could like

00:34:53.000 spin a wheel

00:34:53.520 and water squirt you

00:34:54.400 in the face 1.00

00:34:54.880 I don't fucking know 0.99

00:34:55.660 Spencer 1.00

00:34:55.960 sounds pretty stupid 1.00

00:34:57.940 $4,000 for real 1.00

00:34:59.420 flower lays around the neck

00:35:00.960 worth it or not worth it

00:35:01.820 100% not worth it

00:35:02.960 I'll tell you why

00:35:04.340 because they were

00:35:05.260 15 pounds each

00:35:06.480 and they were huge they were thick real massive and they're all they're all dead today they're

00:35:11.920 all dead but i did hear so many people say to me i have never had a real flower lay on in my life

00:35:17.340 this is awesome like you guys all like that right because think of the alternative it would have 0.99

00:35:21.880 been some fucking chachi ass leaves and i mean when we're already like 60k over budget anyways 0.96

00:35:27.180 like i i um i also agree with you spencer not worth it and here's why i took mine off after 0.98

00:35:33.800 20 minutes because i was afraid of getting a tan a giant lay tan line and as hawaiian themed as

00:35:39.960 the party was dude like people didn't come to like do hawaii hawaiian stuff like go in the beach

00:35:46.480 lay on the sand everyone avoided the sand and the pool hundred degrees yeah like they didn't do the

00:35:51.940 hawaiian stuff i want like i walked in the house at one point and there was 200 people in in the

00:35:56.160 house yeah i think it was disappointing because of uh the effort we put into putting that sand

00:36:00.500 back there yeah but no but it's no but the sand now is why i like it yeah like having it now and

00:36:07.840 like being able to it's a vibe like yo how often can you be like yo girl you want to go to the

00:36:12.560 beach and she's like yeah i want to go to the beach and you're like well i have a beach come

00:36:18.000 over yeah stop by come on by think about that the cryo tanks where you where you spray and it goes 0.99

00:36:23.760 hey really quickly public service announcement forever for whatever fuckhead gave us the 1.00

00:36:29.180 fucking cryo tanks they didn't fucking work yeah they did no they fucking didn't they didn't shoot 1.00

00:36:35.120 far enough no one gave a fuck they were horrible all right not worth it it was not worth it how 1.00

00:36:40.620 much were those 1800 man i just realized that that was like eight to ten thousand dollars of 0.85

00:36:47.520 stuff right there that was just not worth it by the way quick quick point all things that you added

00:36:53.960 on all things that you added on i simply said bring food bring booze you said i want a mechanical 0.89

00:37:00.500 shark i want cryo tanks i want a fucking zorbi ball you would if i had let you go to town this 0.99

00:37:05.880 shit would have been 200k bro you're a sick what is the value of the vlog let's assume that's the 1.00

00:37:12.120 question that we have to ask ourselves good good good point dylan i'll tell you because i know the 0.99

00:37:15.720 numbers say it gets 5 million views we just recoup just enough to pay for the mechanical 0.98

00:37:19.740 fucking shark. I don't know what to do about the other $65,000. That's the value of the fucking 0.97

00:37:24.940 block. It's horrible. This is, I've had a couple, I've had a couple, um, I thought I was done with 1.00

00:37:30.640 this, but I've had a couple of investments in my life where absolutely moronic, no reason, 0.97

00:37:37.060 no purpose. And every time I do it, I'm like, okay, this is the last time I, I, yesterday I 0.53

00:37:43.460 had another one. And so maybe I can stop just dropping 60, 70 K for no reason. Six bottles.

00:37:49.740 crew like we stir the pot and like we engage everybody oh that it was a dope party people 1.00

00:37:55.120 everybody texted me today and they're like yo first of all you're a moron but secondly that 0.99

00:37:58.760 was a dope party yeah everybody's super cool party six bottles of 1942 absolutely that one 0.98

00:38:05.540 i will take right on the chin that was a personal request of mine everyone knows that's my favorite

00:38:09.760 my favorite drink i will go so far to say that it was for me absolutely not worth it it not worth

00:38:17.640 I'll tell you why.

00:38:18.800 I was carrying those bottles around with me all day

00:38:21.680 like they were my children. 1.00

00:38:23.020 And it is the sole reason I became an obliterated moron. 1.00

00:38:26.740 You said you had a bottle and a half worth. 0.99

00:38:28.420 I drank at least one and a half liters of 1942 yesterday.

00:38:31.640 I saw Mike in the kitchen. 0.99

00:38:33.340 Disgusting, dude. 0.95

00:38:33.900 I saw Mike in the kitchen drink, like, 0.98

00:38:36.960 what's the guy's name?

00:38:38.380 Steve.

00:38:38.900 Steve will do it.

00:38:39.460 Steve will do it.

00:38:40.500 He was challenging Steve will do it. 1.00

00:38:42.260 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1.00

00:38:44.120 I saw it. 1.00

00:38:44.860 That dude chugged entire handles of vodka, dude.

00:38:47.500 at one time.

00:38:48.360 No.

00:38:49.620 Like, he was out of his mind

00:38:50.860 at this point,

00:38:51.500 but he was challenging

00:38:52.220 Steve Will Do It.

00:38:52.820 I don't know about all that, Mike.

00:38:53.920 The shuttle service.

00:38:55.120 The shuttle service

00:38:55.740 that went from Encino Park

00:38:57.100 that carried people

00:38:58.040 from Encino Park

00:38:58.880 after the check-in

00:38:59.640 to the house.

00:39:00.280 I know the answer to this one.

00:39:01.600 This is the funniest story.

00:39:02.940 150% not worth it

00:39:03.960 because there was,

00:39:04.780 the whole street

00:39:05.880 was filled with cars.

00:39:07.060 Everyone came directly

00:39:07.880 to the house.

00:39:08.580 Yep.

00:39:08.940 Even though we told them not to.

00:39:09.860 I sent out

00:39:10.340 the longest group,

00:39:11.800 the longest message

00:39:12.560 that said,

00:39:13.660 no one will be allowed in

00:39:15.800 if you drive to this house.

00:39:16.840 no one we spent four thousand dollars on shuttle service three minute shuttle out of the 350 0.98

00:39:24.640 people that came to this party 340 of them drove cars to the fucking party what is good what is 0.97

00:39:32.040 good dude seriously the shuttle spot had open parking right shuttle right to the house but 0.98

00:39:38.440 here's why you know how many people took the shuttle i have a number how many is it i would

00:39:43.320 between 30 and 40 unbelievable so sorry 320 by the way how much did that all cost 4k yeah by the way

00:39:49.900 it's because every person's response because they all texted me said obviously i don't have to ride

00:39:56.860 the shuttle right obviously i don't have to ride i go i'm talking to people they're like i'm gonna

00:40:02.340 just cruise in my lambo i go no you're not you're riding the shuttle just like everybody else saying 0.66

00:40:06.860 by the way you're riding the shuttle with hot girls gonna be a fun shuttle ride three minutes 0.68

00:40:10.100 down the street and then all of a sudden the party's

00:40:12.300 gone and I hear

00:40:12.880 and I come outside I'm like 0.98

00:40:18.040 yo Austin McBroom what's fucking good 0.95

00:40:20.300 dude he's like yo Mike let's go 0.97

00:40:22.240 where can I park my Lambo I'm like bro you weren't supposed 0.99

00:40:24.180 to take the Lambo you're supposed to take the damn shuttle 0.98

00:40:26.000 Mike laid down the hammer you really did 0.97

00:40:28.260 a good job

00:40:28.820 besides stopping me what who

00:40:31.940 Batch Amanda 0.99

00:40:33.340 Oh they shuttles 0.91

00:40:35.320 they're the classiest ones at the party

00:40:37.920 By the way, too classy.

00:40:39.400 I'll even say potentially too classy.

00:40:41.320 Johannes and Amanda, like, I'd go on a double date with them.

00:40:45.220 Dylan took the shuttle.

00:40:47.700 So in an ideal world, the shuttle was a good call.

00:40:51.820 I think everybody here in Encino is pretty chill, too.

00:40:54.680 Like neighbors?

00:40:55.380 Yeah.

00:40:55.740 No complaints.

00:40:56.840 I can't believe it.

00:40:58.440 What?

00:40:59.000 We got a complaint?

00:41:00.380 What's going on?

00:41:03.680 Oh, what happened?

00:41:06.060 Oh, no.

00:41:06.360 Watch out, Danny.

00:41:06.760 Watch out for the court.

00:41:07.400 I got a call at 6pm that said

00:41:09.540 So I've talked to all the neighbors

00:41:11.680 And we've decided that we're done

00:41:13.360 No way

00:41:14.540 They congregated 0.99

00:41:17.220 You took care of her

00:41:19.600 We gave the neighbors wine

00:41:21.140 Yeah like what did you use

00:41:23.560 She goes I took care

00:41:25.660 We gave all the surrounding neighbors wine

00:41:27.660 And a note that said we're having a party

00:41:29.700 If it gets too loud

00:41:31.240 And you're having a problem

00:41:32.480 Do the following steps

00:41:34.260 Step 1 uncork bottle

00:41:35.860 step two pour yourself a glass of wine and step three consume glass of wine step and then step

00:41:41.340 four it was repeat steps one through three until um you were thoroughly unannoyed yeah

00:41:46.320 i'm just like like we're like encouraging our neighbors to get hammered yeah uh did they like

00:41:53.100 that probably not imagine if they're like a recovering alcoholic one guest one guest reached

00:41:57.060 out directly to danny and said i've lived here for how long i've lived here for 20 years the

00:42:01.260 nicest thing that anyone's ever done wow yeah whoa team maverick really making some waves in

00:42:07.460 encino there's been some other parties around neighbors of throne i mean it gets loud around

00:42:14.520 here i mean our two direct neighbors on one side they're deaf on the other side neighbor suzy

00:42:21.660 neighbor suzy was kind of lucked out there she was here partying and also trying to pitch her 1.00

00:42:25.720 Stepson, I think. Because he's the lawyer 0.94

00:42:27.900 for Stadia, Google's

00:42:29.980 Xbox competitor.

00:42:32.060 He's the head lawyer for them.

00:42:34.200 He's a big deal, actually. I'm like, you want to have

00:42:35.720 conversations? Because we got a million ways we could blow that up

00:42:37.920 for you. We just need one small task

00:42:40.020 from you. It has to do with

00:42:41.860 something we call Google preferred.

00:42:43.480 We need that money. Spencer, you got

00:42:45.600 facts for us today? I have a couple.

00:42:47.520 Can we do some facts? Do we have a segment

00:42:49.660 soundboard section? Yep.

00:42:51.460 We can do a couple. I don't think we...

00:42:53.340 Oh, Mike's working on that. What a shit show today. 1.00

00:42:55.560 I am so sorry. 0.99

00:42:56.280 I really don't have many facts.

00:43:00.400 That wasn't the right one.

00:43:02.660 No, you're getting there.

00:43:03.900 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:43:05.780 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:43:06.380 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:43:07.480 Because this is a segment.

00:43:08.540 Okay, here we go.

00:43:09.400 So, you're well aware of this.

00:43:11.940 Justin Bieber.

00:43:13.020 Shout it out.

00:43:13.880 Oh, yeah.

00:43:15.220 He shouted out Tom Cruise.

00:43:16.260 He wants to box him.

00:43:17.160 He did.

00:43:17.640 No, no, no.

00:43:18.040 He wants to fight in the octagon.

00:43:20.160 He did.

00:43:21.000 I wonder why he chose Tom Cruise.

00:43:22.620 Out of all the people

00:43:23.340 Justin Bieber could choose,

00:43:25.020 Why did you choose Tom Cruise?

00:43:26.200 That's wild.

00:43:27.020 Why would you want to fight 56-year-old Tom Cruise?

00:43:29.360 What did he ever do to you, Justin?

00:43:32.000 Religion stuff, maybe?

00:43:33.260 Oh, he wants to fight a war of religion?

00:43:35.880 Oh, because Tom Cruise is a Scientologist.

00:43:38.880 I don't know.

00:43:39.340 Is that why? 0.99

00:43:39.960 Are you saying that Justin Bieber has declared holy war on fucking Tom Cruise? 0.99

00:43:44.960 Is that what you're saying right now? 1.00

00:43:47.040 It's like some sort of crusade or shit? 0.99

00:43:49.040 It could be. 0.99

00:43:49.300 He said, I want to challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon.

00:43:51.980 Tom, if you don't take this fight, you're scared and you will never live it down.

00:43:55.580 Who is willing to put on the fight at Dana White?

00:43:58.160 161,000 likes.

00:43:59.700 This happened yesterday at the party.

00:44:01.300 I had five people come up to me and show me this and say, you should respond.

00:44:05.400 And I didn't.

00:44:06.140 I didn't for an hour.

00:44:07.100 And then too many people came up to me.

00:44:08.480 So I did.

00:44:08.860 I responded.

00:44:09.640 I said, why do you want to fight a 56 year old? 0.97

00:44:12.360 Let's dance. 0.99

00:44:13.300 Because I heard the kick in box.

00:44:14.960 Who, Justin?

00:44:15.580 Justin, yeah.

00:44:16.240 Do you think it's wild?

00:44:17.800 it's got to be wild for you to to see this and not think that you somehow inspired this

00:44:23.380 do you know what i'm saying like yo like yeah but who cares no no i'm just no no i'm saying

00:44:29.480 it's kind of cool like you you're you have i think you probably inspired this like people

00:44:33.660 saw you fight ksi and it was a huge reaction i think they're like wow like logan paul did this

00:44:39.040 like justin the beeps beeps meister bro is just following in your footsteps so the stats are

00:44:45.180 Bieber's 25, 5'9", and reportedly 146 pounds.

00:44:49.580 Soak and light.

00:44:50.440 That's light.

00:44:51.320 Cruz is 56.

00:44:53.860 He's 5'7", and anywhere from 148 to 170 pounds,

00:44:58.420 depending on what source you read.

00:44:59.500 That seems like a pretty fair matchup.

00:45:01.220 Yeah, it is.

00:45:01.860 It's fair.

00:45:03.080 Who do you think would win that?

00:45:04.900 Tom Cruz.

00:45:06.080 Tom?

00:45:06.660 Yeah.

00:45:08.580 Yeah, but it doesn't mean he knows how to box.

00:45:10.320 Dude, if you don't know how to box,

00:45:12.740 like boxing isn't a fight.

00:45:13.860 It's boxing.

00:45:14.520 no but I thought

00:45:15.240 it's an octagon

00:45:15.880 Conor McGregor

00:45:16.540 oh yeah oh yeah

00:45:17.080 oh yeah

00:45:17.420 McGregor offered to

00:45:18.920 host

00:45:20.000 no way

00:45:20.960 I got hit up by some

00:45:22.860 some people

00:45:23.640 connected to Bellator today

00:45:25.080 saying

00:45:25.680 seeing if we would be

00:45:27.060 interested in getting

00:45:27.580 involved with it

00:45:28.240 if it happens

00:45:28.820 so you're still

00:45:29.880 considering fighting

00:45:30.660 in the octagon right

00:45:31.680 I will not

00:45:32.700 die

00:45:33.660 on this planet 0.91

00:45:35.140 without having one fight

00:45:36.140 in some sort of cage

00:45:37.360 respect 0.95

00:45:38.040 where I can kick people 1.00

00:45:39.600 in the fucking head 1.00

00:45:40.400 watch out 1.00

00:45:41.400 true

00:45:43.460 what are the facts

00:45:44.280 well this one's tough because this dude's like one of my favorite baseball players ever david

00:45:49.220 ortiz oh my god he got shot he's good like he's he's stable right now but like i was i was really

00:45:56.680 hurt by this big poppy man he's like my favorite big poppy just hanging out and was it dr yeah he

00:46:02.800 was in his home like hometown at a nightclub and he got robbed someone hit him in the back

00:46:07.440 it says shot in the leg no he got shot in the abdomen yeah abdomen he had to have his gallbladder

00:46:12.360 removed he did yeah whoa what does the gallbladder do i think it it it like um

00:46:19.120 goals filters your galls yeah when they bladder out filters the galls okay wait don't we have a 0.86

00:46:24.020 nurse in here what does the gallbladder do what does the gallbladder do fat filter so

00:46:30.800 what's your password 1.00

00:46:32.000 so do fat people have dysfunctional gallbladders hey nurse nurse what do gallbladders do 1.00

00:46:41.580 yeah wow how'd you know that so if you're fat do you have a shitty gallbladder 0.99

00:46:49.820 you can uh not everybody sorry do i have to i should probably 2019 that 0.99

00:46:55.180 if you're overweight or somehow in some way would that mean that your gallbladder has 0.98

00:47:00.960 come to i'm not doing that shit i said i said how i fucking said it and i stand by it 0.99

00:47:06.040 i mean in other news though nobody got hurt at our party which is pretty awesome 0.99

00:47:10.020 Do we know that for sure

00:47:11.620 We don't know that yet

00:47:12.740 It usually takes a day or two for the press to come out

00:47:15.280 I got hurt

00:47:16.800 I'm hurt emotionally

00:47:18.540 I'm physically not well

00:47:20.820 I'm in so much pain

00:47:22.440 My brain hurts

00:47:25.360 My body aches

00:47:26.520 And I'm never drinking again

00:47:28.120 And I mean it this time

00:47:29.120 Oh by the way y'all I'm taking

00:47:30.940 Time off from boozing

00:47:34.380 I need a solid dry run dude

00:47:37.340 How long

00:47:38.100 This is the 15th time I've heard you say it

00:47:40.860 No I don't know when I say it I do it

00:47:42.440 I don't know I might do a 14 day stretch 0.98

00:47:44.960 Just for the fuck of it dude 0.98

00:47:46.500 Two weeks? Yeah get a little clarity 0.99

00:47:48.800 We got some travel coming up 0.99

00:47:50.480 We got that OBJ shit we're going out to Cleveland 0.99

00:47:52.780 Right? Yeah I'm not gonna drink 0.97

00:47:54.400 In Ohio?

00:47:56.860 Yeah I can assure you

00:47:58.180 You absolutely are gonna drink

00:48:00.540 Yeah you're going to a football game

00:48:02.020 Like an NFL football game

00:48:04.240 What else is there to do?

00:48:06.540 I mean, not everybody at the football game drinks, do they?

00:48:08.980 True, I won't.

00:48:09.520 No, it's like a celebrity softball game in Cleveland.

00:48:13.040 I think we're going to be playing with OBJ and Baker and Jarvis.

00:48:17.880 Oh, and Landry.

00:48:18.860 Landry?

00:48:20.160 Yeah.

00:48:21.220 And where do we go from here?

00:48:23.280 Hold on.

00:48:25.320 Wrap up the party?

00:48:26.520 Wait, the party's over?

00:48:28.500 Do you have more facts?

00:48:30.580 Ah, I got something. 1.00

00:48:32.580 Well, lay it the fuck on us. 1.00

00:48:33.640 What are you waiting for? 1.00

00:48:34.400 A doomsday?

00:48:34.840 So United Airlines is going to use biofuel on a regular basis.

00:48:39.400 What's biofuel?

00:48:39.980 What came out of Chernobyl?

00:48:41.720 Not at all.

00:48:42.760 It's basically like food waste.

00:48:45.540 Like it's recycled waste that gets converted into a gas that can be used as fuel.

00:48:51.340 So I'm not going to go on the plane that's using food as gas.

00:48:54.800 I'll go ahead and skip that plane.

00:48:56.780 So what you're saying is they're going to turn lettuce into the fuel that makes me fly.

00:49:01.000 Yeah.

00:49:02.080 I'm not happy about this at all.

00:49:03.940 It seems legit.

00:49:04.640 I'd rather they use the fuel from the reactor, reactor number five,

00:49:08.360 to be honest with you.

00:49:09.700 It probably seems safer than spinach fuel.

00:49:12.480 I just, I was trying to brighten the day, man.

00:49:14.440 Here's something that'll brighten the day.

00:49:19.840 Completely short-circuited.

00:49:21.620 I'm short-circuited completely.

00:49:23.280 I'm so sorry.

00:49:24.360 I have nothing.

00:49:25.840 There's nothing left.

00:49:26.700 I told Spencer, whenever I short-circuit on this podcast,

00:49:29.960 I attribute it to football, high school football,

00:49:32.720 and hitting my head so many times

00:49:33.940 and being concussed.

00:49:35.900 Just like my brain just,

00:49:37.480 like how can a brain just stop?

00:49:39.840 Just stop it in its tracks and go,

00:49:41.600 I'm done. 1.00

00:49:42.480 Coward. 0.99

00:49:42.860 And we're done. 0.99

00:49:43.840 Cowardate.

00:49:44.880 That's where I was going.

00:49:46.500 We got to talk about it.

00:49:47.860 Wait, what? 1.00

00:49:48.340 The fucking, 1.00

00:49:49.500 is his name Scott Coward? 1.00

00:49:51.220 Steve Coward?

00:49:52.420 No, is that the guy's name on YouTube?

00:49:54.140 The Voxgate thing that's going on?

00:49:55.580 Steven Crowder, dude.

00:49:56.480 That's what I said.

00:49:57.600 Steven Crowder.

00:49:58.520 You just brought up nonsense

00:49:59.800 that made no sense.

00:50:00.900 Well, no, it's an important topic.

00:50:02.140 if we can get there,

00:50:02.920 but I called him Stephen Chowder.

00:50:05.300 Stephen Crowder got demonetized.

00:50:06.920 Demonetized.

00:50:07.340 Yeah.

00:50:07.700 That's a big news.

00:50:09.020 Like permanently or just like,

00:50:10.420 ah, no, no, there's no way.

00:50:12.180 Did you see he started?

00:50:13.300 So who's got the factoids on it?

00:50:14.960 Anybody want to give a quick overview?

00:50:15.700 I got some factoids.

00:50:17.300 So Stephen Crowder is a,

00:50:20.080 he's like, it's like news, right?

00:50:22.140 Like a news talk show?

00:50:23.160 Yeah, he's super far right.

00:50:26.800 Is he though even?

00:50:27.920 No, yes, he is.

00:50:28.780 He is.

00:50:29.080 I think so.

00:50:29.520 So he's far, so he's far.

00:50:30.380 I think so.

00:50:31.140 I don't know.

00:50:32.140 yeah please take some of this stuff with a grain of salt but he's a he's a he's a news commentator

00:50:38.220 i i don't personally watch him but yeah he's very big on youtube he's got a lot of a lot

00:50:42.760 of subscribers um he's called an alt-right uh commentator i'm not saying that he is but that's

00:50:49.000 what he's called and he went on this he was he was he was it's you call an anti-gay crusade like 0.57

00:50:56.460 i don't know how else to say it like well he was making fun of a mexican journalist who is gay 0.69

00:51:00.260 openly gay and we talked about this

00:51:02.280 on Jake and Logan actually but

00:51:03.600 he would often kind of just

00:51:06.240 throw little digs and jabs at

00:51:08.300 his sexuality which is where the problem is 0.85

00:51:10.200 because it's not like it's not 1.00

00:51:12.160 saying oh this guy's a fucking 1.00

00:51:14.160 moron and he's stupid it's he's 1.00

00:51:16.000 what he's proclaiming is that 1.00

00:51:18.320 he's less than because of his sexual orientation

00:51:20.460 which is where YouTube drew

00:51:22.060 the line and he

00:51:24.200 also had these shirts that said

00:51:26.160 he sells shirts that says socialism

00:51:28.300 is for F

00:51:30.120 asterix gs really yeah see like here's the thing here's my that's pretty aggressive yeah very

00:51:37.220 aggressive that's the thing and listen i my thoughts on this and i and like i said i don't 0.89

00:51:42.120 know as much about uh mr chowder as i should but that's fucked up dude like i don't also say like 0.87

00:51:48.600 do i believe in censorship absolutely not i'm uncensored but also do i believe in repeatedly 0.97

00:51:53.720 and continuously going at one person

00:51:57.800 all over and over for their sexuality?

00:52:00.200 Absolutely not.

00:52:00.780 Like, that's not...

00:52:01.320 Wait, but I don't...

00:52:02.020 It's...

00:52:02.440 Yo, it's not censorship.

00:52:03.980 Because, by the way,

00:52:04.820 you still have a platform, buddy.

00:52:06.100 You can still say whatever you want.

00:52:07.420 He just got removed the privilege.

00:52:10.100 By the way, he was never entitled to

00:52:11.560 just because he signed up for YouTube.

00:52:12.960 You're not entitled to make money from YouTube

00:52:14.400 because you're on YouTube.

00:52:15.580 It's a privilege that you can do that.

00:52:17.800 So him getting demonetized, he's not...

00:52:19.400 It's censored.

00:52:20.240 Censorship, yes, a problem.

00:52:21.480 I don't think that's what's happening right here.

00:52:22.940 it's it's they're trying to stop perpetuating the belief that are the the yeah perpetuating

00:52:29.800 the belief that something about your sexual orientations makes you lesser or something

00:52:34.000 to be made fun of because of that which i which i think they interpret though as censorship well 0.86

00:52:40.220 because you're telling someone what they can't say no no no no that's why you can go for it

00:52:45.660 go for it you won't make money on youtube that's i think that's where the problem lies like he he

00:52:50.640 would then say, Stephen Crowder believes he's entitled. I deserve to make money off this

00:52:57.100 platform. That's not mine. And that I make videos on as well as along with millions of millions of

00:53:03.240 other people. Yeah. But that is, that is something you're technically entitled to on YouTube as a

00:53:09.680 creator. When you join the platform, you're absolutely not. Once you get enough, once you

00:53:13.740 get enough subscribers, I I'm signing with Logan. Cause I mean that written in, you know, all of

00:53:20.080 their terms of services like of course i'm not saying it's not a privilege i get that but what

00:53:25.120 i'm saying is like technically it could be considered censorship if he he probably considers

00:53:30.720 it censorship because he can't make money doing what he does on the platform do you know what i'm

00:53:35.300 saying and so that might make him stop making that content because he can't make a living off it

00:53:40.940 anymore so you know how easy it is basically it's basically soft censorship it's twisting someone's

00:53:46.580 arm so hard. So they start playing ball. That's what it is. Once again, do I, once again, do I

00:53:52.380 believe in it? Do I believe, sorry, do I believe in what Mr. Chowder is saying about that guy?

00:53:57.360 Absolutely not. It's fucked up. Leave the guy alone. Like let him, is it harming you in any 1.00

00:54:01.360 way? Absolutely not. Let him, let him be gay. Let him do what he's doing. It's not harming you in

00:54:06.280 any way. It go at something else besides the fact that he's gay has nothing to do with anything.

00:54:10.340 Here's something I would like your guys' thoughts on. His response is saying, uh, he's saying that,

00:54:15.520 he feels like the efforts to get his videos removed

00:54:17.800 were part of a larger campaign

00:54:19.540 to silence independent conservative

00:54:21.640 creators. I can get

00:54:23.720 behind that. That might be true. What, like

00:54:25.720 off-label, like off-agency

00:54:28.060 creators? When you say independent,

00:54:29.880 what does that mean? Just somebody

00:54:31.760 who's independent. They've created their own network. They've

00:54:33.760 created their own channel, whatever.

00:54:35.200 A huge New York Times piece came out right

00:54:37.660 after this that

00:54:38.700 talked about YouTube's

00:54:41.400 continued push

00:54:43.640 to to have an algorithm that benefits the far right and so far right i know that's what i said

00:54:51.340 i i was blown away by it's a front page new york times article how what the alt-right has learned

00:54:57.180 and taken advantage of youtube's algorithm so heavy to show up you can pull it up spencer

00:55:01.640 um i said the same thing and so did all the people on the right the right said

00:55:06.360 if anything youtube has showcased the gay community and showcased the colored community

00:55:12.600 you know like

00:55:14.080 race

00:55:15.740 I know what you're saying

00:55:17.880 more than any other platform

00:55:20.140 the year in review

00:55:22.380 YouTube does a great job

00:55:24.940 of promoting

00:55:26.500 equality and

00:55:28.560 acceptance and understanding

00:55:31.040 and I mean

00:55:32.800 I think it's so important because everyone

00:55:34.360 uses YouTube the future of America

00:55:36.600 watches YouTube

00:55:37.920 what generation Z kids

00:55:40.860 are watching TV nowadays

00:55:42.240 they're all consuming content on youtube you know what i'm saying so i think it's important

00:55:45.140 they're making those kind of strides but i'm surprised um what was the article spence yeah

00:55:49.920 i'm not seeing any like stats look at that maybe what's the headline oh yeah you're right what's

00:55:55.100 it just read it for the new far right youtube has become the new talk radio so basically they've got

00:56:00.420 they've like figured out that algorithm and they figured out how to use it to their benefit i don't

00:56:05.380 see a lot of maybe it's who i i subbed to but i don't see a lot of this stuff but you know it's 0.96

00:56:09.380 out there it's a groundswell of this really really nasty shit some of these some of these 0.63

00:56:14.540 far right guys have like alex jones for example they have a super cult following like a yeah like 0.97

00:56:21.160 and and by the way i want to call this might just be because they're more like just when i'm i'm

00:56:26.180 scanning this real quick um it might just be because they're more loud and more expressive

00:56:31.860 that's what they're saying like it might not be the fact that the algorithm favors it it's maybe

00:56:36.460 that they're just using it more to their benefit by the way quickly i don't under any circumstance

00:56:42.620 either want to call out just the far right here far left is is equally to blame like we should

00:56:47.580 all be trying to find ways to come together not fight each other and so yes there's a far left

00:56:52.340 i'm not pointing fingers i'm not calling out the far right i'm just saying

00:56:56.340 what basically that i don't even know what i'm saying what i'm saying is just short i'm done

00:57:02.820 just about but what i'm saying is steven chowder stop going at people because they're gay i don't

00:57:07.400 i'm not a huge fan of what happened there but and i and i kind of and i kind of do side with 0.70

00:57:11.540 youtube on it because it's it's fucked up but it's been a huge topic of discussion you uh you 0.54

00:57:15.640 are going to get some comments in for sure in this video that say that's our on steven's side 0.77

00:57:21.540 as for sure as it happened to me in the jake and logan video and um yeah i've seen some of his

00:57:27.780 stuff before like you know he'll go on college campuses and change my mind white male privilege

00:57:32.780 doesn't exist okay guy easy tiger it's just easy like for someone like me when those topics come

00:57:40.500 up like that's what he believes like he believes i don't know i don't know if he believes i think

00:57:44.520 he does believe it but i think he hides behind the veil of like i am this is a preconceived notion

00:57:49.640 that i'm going to glue myself to today and you have to change my mind and so they have a debate

00:57:55.040 he sits down with college students which i have another problem with because he's 31 and these

00:57:59.320 kids are 22 it'd be like me arguing

00:58:01.560 with someone who is it'd be me arguing

00:58:03.500 with a 14 year old about something like

00:58:05.520 as educated as college students are

00:58:07.300 they're not

00:58:08.920 Stephen Crowder was a master

00:58:11.700 debater and he also only studies

00:58:13.580 that subject matter

00:58:15.780 and so it's a little bit

00:58:17.500 of an unfair fight in my opinion

00:58:19.100 plus someone who's just like book smart and isn't

00:58:21.780 experienced

00:58:22.860 you know he also picks

00:58:24.900 colleges because they're 1.00

00:58:27.580 they're fucking 1.00

00:58:28.520 cesspools of 1.00

00:58:30.780 of like charged

00:58:32.340 liberals and so

00:58:34.600 he gets the ones he gets these 1.00

00:58:36.240 you know crazy girls 1.00

00:58:38.580 that run out and they're like 1.00

00:58:39.760 are going nuts and so

00:58:42.380 just right off the rip he's got a leg 1.00

00:58:44.540 up on because they look like psychopaths

00:58:46.380 they're wearing a shirt that says whatever on it 0.64

00:58:48.360 right but like

00:58:49.780 listen like you're entitled

00:58:52.400 to your own opinion if you want to come on and write

00:58:54.340 comments that say like this is censorship

00:58:56.540 he'd actually be interesting to have on

00:58:58.400 the show and by the way like i'm not like have your have your opinions but by the way also at

00:59:03.740 the same time i don't know how much i can get behind what you do like like have an opinion on

00:59:09.860 on policy but don't go at people like how do you how could you yes he should have the right to do 0.97

00:59:16.960 it under freedom of speech and under not being censored but also why the fuck are you doing it 0.95

00:59:22.960 That's the, that's my question for him. Like, why are you going at this gay guy? Why? 0.99

00:59:28.440 There's a reason. No, they have battles back and forth on policy and shit, but I get, but like 0.98

00:59:33.040 keep it there, keep it in that arena of policy and sound this. Like, I don't want to, I don't 0.97

00:59:40.820 want to come and come at this guy because like, I'm not in that arena. And so I don't want to

00:59:46.240 sound like an idiot and join it. But like, I know my fucking role, like play, play your role. 1.00

00:59:52.740 Don't go at people and hit them low 1.00

00:59:54.540 Just hit them with the shots you're supposed to throw 0.98

00:59:56.640 To be the winning debater 0.95

00:59:58.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:59:59.340 The master debater

01:00:00.180 Alright guys

01:00:02.420 Do we do an audio only today?

01:00:06.740 Should we try?

01:00:08.280 Let's give it a shot 1.00

01:00:09.120 Alright fuck it 0.99

01:00:10.620 Hey guys that's the episode 0.98

01:00:11.660 We're going to do an audio only right now on Spotify and iTunes

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01:00:36.260 I got yelled at 1.00

01:00:38.420 For cussing

01:00:39.140 In front of the

01:00:39.860 The kids at the

01:00:40.720 Watts Empowerment Center

01:00:41.780 By who?

01:00:43.660 By who?

01:00:44.060 Everyone

01:00:44.420 They're like

01:00:44.900 Yo you swore too much

01:00:45.720 In front of the kids

01:00:46.380 Cause on the vlog

01:00:47.880 We put the squeak

01:00:49.700 When I swear

01:00:50.420 but in real life you can imagine there's no squeak

01:00:52.660 so the kids just hear me straight up 1.00

01:00:54.740 saying like fucking fuck ass 1.00

01:00:56.860 yeah 1.00

01:00:57.320 I yelled at you about it and I think I kind of

01:01:00.680 like have rolled back on it

01:01:02.540 just because they swear so much

01:01:04.780 so much like more than us

01:01:06.940 way more than us

01:01:08.140 yeah and like swearing

01:01:10.680 is like one of those things like yo like

01:01:12.280 let's be honest these kids have seen some of the

01:01:14.580 most horrible atrocities

01:01:16.500 that you could ever see like 0.94

01:01:17.740 like i'm sorry like let's work on the major shit i think it's uh where i will understand

01:01:24.760 probably what they're getting at is that they're trying to just you know set the examples yeah of 0.67

01:01:29.060 course they probably want to you know host people that are you know i i definitely agree with that

01:01:35.300 setting the example but i think there's i don't think there's a quintessential example to be set

01:01:42.040 that i think most people try to uh fit the role of when they go there when i go there bro i am

01:01:47.360 myself and that's what you get and i think a lot of people go there trying to be hero role model

01:01:53.580 i'm gonna save the kids and i'm and i'm there treating them like actual people huge huge one

01:01:58.840 of them came up to me um this kid tutu came up to me shout out tutu um and he was like um

01:02:07.020 you're the first like white boy or person or whatever i remember exactly what he said that's 0.98

01:02:12.060 come here that could talk with us that like we that we fuck with you know what i'm saying like 0.97

01:02:16.200 i just chill with them i'm not i'm not because everyone's there like what do you want to be 0.98

01:02:19.680 when you grow up maybe you should do this with your life i'm like yo do you like the new 2k like 0.95

01:02:24.480 are you playing 2k like like i just sit and fuck with them and they're and and then by the way 0.98

01:02:28.680 get them into the funnel of wanting to listen to you first and then set it because yo i've 0.99

01:02:35.540 started to now now i text with him all the time not all the time but i've been texting with him

01:02:40.180 a little bit and now i'll start we just got his number yesterday from um jackie and uh now i've 0.66

01:02:46.900 started to roll that shit in i'm saying yo if you ever need someone to talk to about anything 0.80

01:02:53.020 whether it's like you want to do something bad like whatever call me immediately immediately 0.99

01:02:58.580 yeah that's why i don't like i don't like the sugarcoat shit uh like this dude uh 0.62

01:03:03.700 this dude elton cast a action elton cast he was a a viner um back in the day and i'm not exactly 0.65

01:03:10.840 sure what he's doing now but he he tweeted at me and i try to stay out of this on twitter because

01:03:14.900 you can only say so much um via text like a 280 character text but he said dude i know you're

01:03:22.760 young and bound to make mistakes but really please pay attention to what you're doing and saying have

01:03:26.200 the respect to not curse in front of those kids or mindlessly encourage fighting i used to volunteer 0.98

01:03:29.720 for red eye and that's not how to be a role model i also want to make it clear oh shit um 0.92

01:03:34.380 it's never my claiming to be a role model i'd rather be a human and if you like what i do 0.87

01:03:41.420 then feel free to uh follow my footsteps or learn or take anything that you can from me but let me

01:03:48.040 let me what part do you have to accept though that you are you yeah you're just that's where

01:03:53.380 i was gonna stop him and by and by the way he says that i just i just wanted to jump in and

01:03:56.940 say that really quick he says that but he he he does he knows well enough and does well enough 0.99

01:04:01.900 in front of people the sweat like swearing is like that that's bullshit that's bullshit you 0.98

01:04:07.500 know what i'm saying like maybe you shouldn't be swearing maybe he should but like he's he knows 0.99

01:04:11.400 what he's doing he tells kids father you know like do things differently he tells his story you know

01:04:16.100 this dude actually went on a rant he said this actually frustrates me you went to a center where

01:04:19.620 you were informed about the challenges they and the community faced on a constant basis yet

01:04:24.700 continue to encourage behavior they're trying to combat then threaten to not make your donation 1.00

01:04:28.900 because of it elton you fucking pussy suck my dick it's a joke no seriously why did he say no 1.00

01:04:35.840 this this this this pisses me off like understand like i just like i said i'm not gonna go there 1.00

01:04:41.500 and sugarcoat life i'm gonna be me and i'm gonna interact with the kids like people because that's

01:04:46.200 what they are it's and then threaten to not make your donation because of it that was a joke dude

01:04:51.040 and coming from a dude who like knows comedy and came up on vine i would expect you to know that

01:04:55.520 and he went on why is it that you can have a sincere tone to your behavior at the end of the

01:04:59.680 video but couldn't present that when it actually mattered this is just a microcosm of the impact

01:05:04.220 you have on the millions of other children watching you be the person i think we all know

01:05:07.440 you can be i think you and i have a different definition of a role model ellen i think that's

01:05:12.280 what it comes down to he wants you to put he wants you to put on a mask no yeah yeah you know what

01:05:18.000 i'm saying like that's not what i do like yo like i think the way i just said it is is like the 0.68

01:05:22.400 the thing people fuck with more than anything else in this world is authenticity that is how

01:05:28.220 it will always be yeah these kids probably can read people better than a lot of people because 0.99

01:05:36.040 they've seen fakes they've seen people come and make promises that they've that have been broken

01:05:40.460 if you can get into the head of one of these kids or five of these kids or ten of these kids through

01:05:45.660 being yourself and then start to mold them to make better decisions in life that's how you get

01:05:51.400 it done you don't show up pick them up and say listen i just want to let you know that all of

01:05:56.680 your dreams can come true in life and this is not where if you go there and say that those kids turn

01:06:02.640 off immediately elton crosby all right literally immediately so don't do don't do that i showed up 0.97

01:06:10.580 i dap kids up i say let's go shoot hoops they want to talk about sex i talk about sex they want 0.95

01:06:15.080 they want to talk about yeah i think that's the that's the where i kind of wonder if there's a 0.98

01:06:20.320 line drawn because yeah maybe you know at the same time like you've you're an adult yeah like

01:06:26.520 you don't want to be the one who brings them something hanging out with the older teenagers

01:06:32.560 yes yes yes i was i was with the kids mike's with the team yeah they're like no no no he ain't

01:06:38.080 talking about the sex with these kids are like these kids are like what 17 18 a lot of the ones

01:06:42.460 i hang out with and you know some of them like most of them don't get to talk about that stuff

01:06:46.080 yeah and so like and by the way i wouldn't bring it to them like they're they're bringing it up and

01:06:49.300 i'm not compounding it but i'm just saying like all i guess i'm saying is like we avoid like

01:06:54.200 being those people that show up like i want them to feel like i'm one of like i'm there with your

01:06:59.840 homies like they're all my boys bro you know what i'm saying like like is there an environment that

01:07:04.300 you wouldn't swear or like oh i shouldn't be swearing i'm not i'm not saying that i i'm i'm 0.99

01:07:09.660 on the same page with everyone there like there's no reason for me to swear a less rough area would

01:07:14.760 you go where like kids are like you know what to not swear would you be probably probably you're

01:07:21.940 actually right so because they maybe it's because maybe it's because you're speaking their language 0.99

01:07:26.400 exactly you got there you were getting punched in the dick yeah right off the wrist and that's 0.97

01:07:30.340 another thing that i was getting like yelled at for like encouraging behavior like no i can 0.99

01:07:34.660 encourage you i did not i can um swear i did not encourage these kids to punch me in the dick do 0.99

01:07:40.660 you think elton's ever got his dick punched do you think probably man do you think he's ever had 1.00

01:07:45.220 some dick punch i mean if not he definitely deserves it like i'll punch him in the dick 1.00

01:07:49.380 i'm coming for you elton keste like it's different having a dick punch like willingly 1.00

01:07:54.280 but just like it just gets put on you like that yeah man not cool well that what else 1.00

01:08:00.580 Probably something dude

01:08:02.640 I was gonna get the sand out of our backyard

01:08:04.620 I guess we're not dude

01:08:06.200 But when the dogs

01:08:07.760 When Ginger goes in the pond

01:08:08.960 And then steps in the sand

01:08:10.040 What kind of situation is that creating in your room by the way

01:08:13.380 It's horrible

01:08:13.840 Mike sees I fluff my covers

01:08:17.060 And just sand tons of it

01:08:18.820 Like in the middle

01:08:20.040 First off how is this affecting your relations 0.99

01:08:23.040 With the other sex 1.00

01:08:24.460 The females 1.00

01:08:25.460 Sand crotch is a major problem 1.00

01:08:28.380 If you get sandy crotch

01:08:30.440 because it's now under my covers as well so it's like i'm sleeping on the crusty sand oh it's

01:08:36.600 disgusting too like i woke up um i woke up last night because by the way i went to sleep like

01:08:42.560 7 p.m and so i woke up at like what was it 12 a.m covered in sweat 1942 and sand and i was like yo

01:08:50.200 i just i hate life right now how long are we going to keep it do you think the sand or being 0.89

01:08:56.240 drunken idiots sand um i don't we talked about it it could be a week it could be the whole summer 0.99

01:09:02.740 i mean it's it's dope when you're chilling out by the it is really it's incredible here's my 1.00

01:09:06.160 question rainstorm massive one what happens nothing well what's nothing nothing like it

01:09:14.040 doesn't move like a lot of rain it doesn't move no and erode into the pool i don't think so

01:09:19.880 or by the way we can find by the way another question guy does the pool itself erode or is

01:09:25.640 the house at danger of eroding? Because if you

01:09:27.580 think about it, waves

01:09:29.280 and sand are what erode the beaches.

01:09:32.280 Also, let's consider

01:09:33.240 is it going to rain?

01:09:35.700 Seems unlikely. I mean, that's

01:09:37.400 what they said about reactor

01:09:39.560 number five. Seemed

01:09:41.520 unlikely. Yeah. Same fucking

01:09:43.500 thing, dude. And then guess what happened? 1.00

01:09:45.540 All of Pianca got 0.98

01:09:47.420 fucking blown over with atomic 0.99

01:09:49.660 ash burns syndrome. 0.99

01:09:52.160 All right, let's wrap this up and go take

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01:09:58.700 Let's collab.

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01:12:00.500 Yeah, yeah, they said that.

01:12:01.800 The best podcast with two best friends

01:12:03.920 who jabber and talk about topical, trendy, funny stuff,

01:12:07.340 give our input on it.

01:12:08.460 That's what you've needed, I think, up until now, listener.

01:12:10.960 Listen to Out of Character on the iHeartRadio app,

01:12:13.460 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

01:12:16.220 Sometimes I just feel like a burden.

01:12:17.820 You're a bird.

01:12:18.560 You fly. 1.00

01:12:19.240 You're a Martin.

01:12:19.700 and we are out of character podcast dude you messed up the clip

Impaulsive with Logan Paul - June 11, 2019

A MESSAGE TO JUSTIN BIEBER - IMPAULSIVE EP. 86

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